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Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience.

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Episode 78. Presidential Debate Edition.

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Man, if we were only a couple episodes back it would have been a 76th episode like 1776.

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Yeah, but now we have the age of Biden.

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Ah, that's true.

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We got the presidential debate of Biden versus Trump live.

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It is now 9 o'clock.

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We're going to have a live reaction to it.

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This is going to be awful.

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You know, they said Biden was actually, Trump was getting a little nervous, but Biden was actually a little better prepared than they thought he would be.

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Well, I mean anything's better than just a walking corpse that he was.

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The walking corpse.

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They say that this is going to be the deciding debate of the election.

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Is it?

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Yeah, probably.

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I think it's going to be real fucking sad whatever happens.

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Let's, uh, I don't think we can start the episode.

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Fuck yeah!

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So we got a lot going on this week.

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Do you see like North Korea, fucking Kim Jong and fucking Putin are now like buddies?

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Whatever, dude. It's not going to do anything.

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That doesn't scare you?

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No.

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Rocket Man's a fucking loser.

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Dude, they're promising to like stand up for each other.

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Like they're going to send like fucking North Korea.

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We're going to suck each other's cocks bro, but not in a gay way.

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They're fucking sending North Korean troops to Ukraine to fight.

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Damn dude.

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That's going to be awful.

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And then we're going to get in a fucking proxy war.

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We're already in a proxy war, Ali Casey.

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They're already in a proxy war. If you don't think so, then you're fucking stupid.

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How dare you call me Ali Mac.

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Fuck off.

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All right, let's take bets.

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How long is it going to take Biden to walk from backstage to the podium?

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30 seconds.

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November 5th will be the most important day in the history of our country.

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This is a CBS News special.

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America decides.

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The first presidential debate now reporting.

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Nora O'Donnell.

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Good evening.

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We are fucking Nora O'Donnell.

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Can we get copyright claim for this?

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It's like a public thing.

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It's like a debate.

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I guess.

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What the fuck is that?

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Can I just while we're waiting, can you describe what your shirt is currently?

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I got a new shirt of my favorite new rapper, BLP kosher and Anne Frank.

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Anne Frank's also on there.

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Anne Frank, the Holocaust victim.

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He has a lot of the song.

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It's like I'm forever smoking Nazis.

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I'll pass the blunt to Anne Frank.

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Good evening. I'm Dana Bash, anchor of CNN's Inside Politics and co-anchor of State of the Union.

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I'm Jake Tapper, anchor of CNN's The Lead and co-anchor of State of the Union.

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Dana and I will co-moderate this evening.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, they're moderating.

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Oh, no.

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Between the two candidates tonight.

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Before we introduce.

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Oh, I forgot there's no audience.

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With the audience at home.

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No audience.

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Why?

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Because Biden gets too nervous.

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What the fuck?

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Their positions.

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Each candidate will have two minutes to answer a question.

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Did you see the one last time where he's just like, can you guys stop and stop hearing and talking?

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You're just wasting time.

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Who said that?

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No fucking albino guy.

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What the fuck's his name?

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The moderator?

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Yeah.

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What the fuck's his name?

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The candidate interrupts when his microphone is muted.

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He will be difficult to understand for viewers at home.

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At the end of the debate, each candidate will get a moment to hold his own speech.

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There is no studio audience tonight.

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Pre-written notes, props, or contact with campaign staff are not permitted during the debate.

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By accepting our invitation to debate, both candidates and their campaigns agreed to accept these rules.

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Now, look for the earpiece on Biden.

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President of the United States.

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Oh, shit.

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There he is.

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Why does he walk like a fucking robot?

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Hi, folks.

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He literally walks like he's already dead.

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Why does it look like a Jeopardy stage?

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It looks like Jeopardy.

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The 45th president of the United States.

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He goes, hi, folks.

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Donald Trump.

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Ah, menace.

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Menace to society.

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Oh, there they are.

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Are they going to shake hands?

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Are they going to hug?

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Are they going to fuck each other in the ass?

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Nope.

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They didn't even look at each other.

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Gentlemen, thanks so much for being here.

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Let's begin the debate and let's start with the issue that voters consistently say is their top concern, the economy.

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President Biden, inflation has slowed, but prices remain high.

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Since you took office, the price of essentials has increased.

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For example, a basket of groceries that cost $100 then now cost more than $120.

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And typical home prices have jumped more than 30%.

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What do you say to voters who feel they are worse off under your presidency than they were under President Trump?

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We've got to take a look at what I was left when I became president.

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You know what?

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Mr. Trump loved me.

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He looks confused.

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He had an economy that was in trouble.

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The pandemic was so badly handled.

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Many people were dying.

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It looks a lot older now.

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So Trump or Biden?

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Biden.

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You'll be all right.

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The economy collapsed.

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There were no jobs.

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Unemployment rate rose to 15%.

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Trump's face.

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Trump's just like, this is not easy with.

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We were trying to put things back together again.

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That's exactly what we began to do.

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We created 15,000 new jobs.

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We brought out the position where we have 800,000 manufacturing jobs.

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But there's more to be done.

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There's more to be done.

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Working class people are still in trouble.

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I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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I thought you were from Delaware.

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He was like, all right, Mr. President, I want to mention you from Scranton at least five

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times.

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The debate's on, dude.

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What up, Ali Mack?

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Get your fucking headphones.

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I'm fucking cracked.

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Welcome Ali Mack to the podcast.

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It's caffeinated sober Ali Mack.

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You never hear him here.

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Our fearless leader is speaking.

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I was left with a little corporate greed for the reason why we're in this place right now.

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In addition to that, we're in a situation where if you take a look at all that was done

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in his administration, he didn't do much at all.

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By the time he left, things were in chaos.

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They were literally in chaos.

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You're a gentleman and a scholar.

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Let me tell you that.

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I said those jobs, we made sure we had a situation where we now brought down the price of prescription

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drugs, which is a major issue for many people.

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It's $15 for an insulin shot as opposed to $400.

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How much my perks cost me?

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Trump looks like he's falling asleep.

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I'd be falling asleep, too.

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Biden's just changing the subject.

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He really is.

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That's what we're going to get done.

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No, he's not.

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Thank you.

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President Trump?

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We're the greatest economy in the history of the country.

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When I was president, we had the greatest economy in the history of history.

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And history is huge.

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History is huge.

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So we wouldn't end up in a Great Depression, the likes of which we had in 1929.

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By the time we finished, we did a great job.

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We got a lot of credit for the economy.

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I just love how he talks.

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His voice is funny.

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And so many other things.

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Everything was rocking good.

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Rocking good.

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The only thing we got credit for and we should have is getting us out of that COVID mess.

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He created mandates.

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That was a disaster for our country.

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But other than that, we had given them back a country where the stock market actually was higher than pre-COVID.

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Hell yeah.

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You know, they say if Trump gets elected, the crypto's going to go up a lot.

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I need Dan to come in with the same energy I got right now.

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He's done a poor job and inflation's killing our country.

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It's absolutely killing us.

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Thank you, President Biden.

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It's not killing kids.

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Biden's sleeping?

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What are the longings going to be until they start interrupting each other?

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I know nobody else who thinks they have the greatest economy in the world.

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And you know, the fact of the matter is that...

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He just grabbed the mic like this.

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No, you didn't grab the mic.

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You just went like this.

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Is it possible to rotate the screen so I can see it too, or is that going to fucking disconnect everything?

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Why don't you skip over here?

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Wow, I'll be in the hot seat tonight.

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He's the only president other than Herbert Hoover who's had a loss more jobs than the

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equity began since Herbert Hoover.

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Since fucking Johnny, since Jimmy Carter.

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Is he alive still?

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Still.

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Yeah, he's about to die.

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When he was president, we were still finding ourselves in a position where you had a notion

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that we were this safe country.

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The truth is, I'm the only president this century that doesn't have any, this decade,

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any troops dying anywhere in the world.

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He's the only president this decade.

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President Trump, I want to follow up if I can.

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Am I allowed to respond to him?

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Well, I'm going to ask you a follow-up.

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You're not allowed to respond.

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He said, I'm the only president this decade that has troops.

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He's the only president this decade.

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He started in 2020.

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How will you ensure that that doesn't drive prices even higher?

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I think he needs to drive them higher.

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He's going to close countries that have been ripping us off for years like China and many

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others, in all fairness to China.

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It's going to just force them to pay us a lot of money, reduce our deficit tremendously,

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and give us a lot of power for other things.

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But he made a statement.

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The only thing he was right about is I gave you the largest tax cut in history.

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I also gave you the largest regulation cut in history.

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That's why we had all the jobs.

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And the jobs went down when they bounced back.

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And he's taking credit for bounced back jobs.

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You can't do that.

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He also said he inherited 9 percent inflation.

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No, he inherited almost no inflation.

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And it stayed that way for 14 months.

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And then it blew up under his leadership because they spent money like a bunch of people

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that didn't know what they were doing.

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And they don't know what they were doing.

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It was probably the worst administration in history.

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There's never been.

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And as far as Afghanistan is concerned, I was getting out of Afghanistan.

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We're getting out with dignity and with strength.

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It should be.

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It definitely is.

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He got out.

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It was the most embarrassing day in the history of our country's life.

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President Trump, over the last eight years, under both of your administrations, the national

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debt soared to record highs.

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And according to a new nonpartisan analysis, President Trump, your administration approved

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eight point four trillion dollars in new debt.

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Well, so far, President Biden, you've approved four point three trillion dollars in new debt.

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So former President Trump face every time they fucking show you want to extend them and go

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even further.

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Who had more?

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I didn't ask facing trillion dollars so far.

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And record debt.

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But why should top earners and corporations pay even less in taxes than they do now?

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Because the tax cuts spurred the greatest economy that we've ever seen just prior to

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covid.

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And even after covid, it was so strong that we were able to get through covid much better

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than just about any other country.

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But we spurred that tax.

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Now, when we cut the taxes, as an example, Mr. Trump, explain why you give the rich tax

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cuts because it helps the economy.

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We took in more revenue with much less tax and help your bringing back helps your back

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into our country.

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You want one of the country was going like never before.

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And we were ready to start paying down debt.

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We're ready to start using the liquid gold right under our feet, the oil and gas right

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under our feet.

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We were going to have something that nobody else has had.

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We got hit with covid.

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We did a lot to fix it.

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I gave him an unbelievable situation with all of the therapeutics and all of the things

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that we came up with, we gave him something great.

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Remember, more people died under his administration, even though we had largely fixed it.

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More people died under his administration than our administration.

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And we were right in the middle of it, something which a lot of people don't like to talk about.

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But he had far more people dying in his administration.

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He did the mandate, which is a disaster mandating it.

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The vaccine went out.

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He did a mandate on the vaccine, which is the thing that people most object to.

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People most objected to about the vaccine.

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And he did a very poor job, just a very poor job.

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And I will tell you, not only poor there, but throughout the entire world, we're no

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longer respected as a country.

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They don't respect our leadership.

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They don't respect the United States anymore.

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We're like a third world nation between weaponization of his election, trying to go after his political

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opponent.

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All of the things he's done, we've become like a third world nation.

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And it's a shame.

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The damage he's done to our country, and I'd love to ask him and Will why he allowed millions

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of people to come in here from prisons, jails, and mental institutions to come into our country

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and destroy our country.

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Why did you do that?

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President Trump, we will get to immigration later in this talk.

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Biden looks like he's confused again.

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Biden's like, what is he talking about?

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How do I respond to that?

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The largest national debt of any president in a four year period, number one.

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Number two, that $2 trillion tax cut benefited the very wealthy.

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When I'm in...

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We have a thousand trillionaires in America.

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We have a thousand trillionaires in America.

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What?

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Did he actually just say that?

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Yeah, he did.

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There are no trillionaires.

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We get a fact check on that?

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Oh, wait.

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$500 million.

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Hold on, Biden.

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Fact check.

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If you're able to wipe out his debt, make sure that all those things we need to do,

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child care, elder care, making sure that we continue to strengthen our health care system.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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What the fuck?

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Forever smoking Nazis.

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Apple.

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Yeah, Herzog.

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I like these.

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Not bad.

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Look.

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What the fuck was that noise?

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He just stalled.

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I think he just had a TIA.

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He beat it to death and he's destroying Medicare because all of these people are coming in.

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They're putting them on Medicare.

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They're putting them on Social Security.

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They're going to destroy Social Security.

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This man is going to single handedly destroy Social Security.

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These millions and millions of people coming in, they're trying to put them on Social Security.

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He will wipe out Social Security.

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He will wipe out Medicare.

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So he was right in the way he finished that sentence.

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And it's a shame.

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What's happened to our country in the last four years is not to be believed.

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Foreign countries, I'm friends with a lot of people, they cannot believe what happened to the United States of America.

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We're no longer respected.

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They don't like us.

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We give them everything they want and they think we're stupid.

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They think we're very stupid people.

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We're stupid people.

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What we're doing for other countries and they do nothing for us.

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What this man has done is absolutely criminal.

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Thank you, President Trump.

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That's quite the statement.

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That's quite the statement coming from a criminal.

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Coming from someone who just got convicted of a felony.

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This morning, the court ruled on yet another abortion case, temporarily allowing emergency abortions to continue in Idaho.

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Bad look.

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Former President Trump, you take credit for the decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, which returned the issue of abortion to the states.

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Correct.

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However, the federal government still plays a role in whether or not women have access to abortion pills.

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They're used in about two thirds of all abortions.

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As president, would you block abortion medication?

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The Supreme Court just approved the abortion pill and I agree with their decision to have done that and I will not block it.

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If you look at this whole question that you're asking, not really complex.

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Fifty one years ago, Roe v. Wade and everybody wanted to get it back to the states.

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Everybody, without exception, Republicans, liberals, conservatives, religious leaders.

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And what I did is I put three great Supreme Court justices on the phone and they happened to vote in favor of killing Roe v. Wade and moving it back to the states.

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This is something that everybody wanted.

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Now, ten years ago or so, they started talking about how many weeks and how many this and getting into other things.

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But every legal scholar throughout the world, the most respected, wanted it brought back to the states.

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I did that.

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Now the states are working it out.

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If you look at Ohio, it was a decision that was an end result that was a little bit more than we had ever thought.

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In Kansas, I would say the same thing.

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Texas is different. Florida is different.

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But they're all making their own decisions right now.

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Biden looks like someone just told them they're not serving dinner in the nursing home today.

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Like, what?

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I can't do that.

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Like, you're switching me from honey thick to nectar thick and to PRA. Are you fucking kidding me?

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This is outrageous.

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Get my health care proxy here immediately.

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I need the honey thick.

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Radical.

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The eighth month, the ninth month, and even after birth, if you look at the former governor of Virginia, he was willing to do this.

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Nobody's saying that Democrats want to have abortions at nine months.

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That's ridiculous.

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They do.

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Yeah.

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What happened is we brought it back to the states and the country is now coming together on this issue.

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But that's the thing. It should be a state-wide issue. It shouldn't be a federal thing.

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Why?

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Thank you. President Biden?

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It's been a terrible thing.

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The fact is that the vast majority of constitutional scholars supported Roe when it was decided.

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What did he just say?

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The House of Representatives.

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The House of Representatives.

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This idea that they're all against it is just ridiculous.

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And this is the guy who says the state should be able to have it.

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We're a state where in six weeks, you don't even know whether you're pregnant or not, but you cannot see a doctor and have him decide on what your circumstances are.

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It could be a her.

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Every time I think Biden's about to say something cool, he just like trails off.

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He's like, oh yeah, he's going to get it.

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I want to like him so bad.

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I don't.

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Including a young woman who just was murdered.

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And he went to the funeral.

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The idea that she was murdered by an immigrant coming in to talk about that, here's the deal.

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That has nothing to do with abortion.

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Like that was the question.

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Wait, he's losing it.

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By their in-laws, by their spouses, brothers and sisters.

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Trump's like, what the fuck?

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It's ridiculous.

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And they can do nothing about it.

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All Trump had to do was just shut up.

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Trump doesn't even have to talk.

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There's many young women murdered by the same people he allows to come across our border.

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This is very tame Trump so far though.

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We have a border that's the most dangerous place anywhere in the world.

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There's no crowd there to rile up though.

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The most dangerous place anywhere in the world.

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And he opened it up and these killers are coming into our country.

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That had to be a Biden stipulation.

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He doesn't want a crowd there.

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And they are raping and killing women.

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It was actually.

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And it's a terrible thing.

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That makes sense.

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That doesn't inspire confidence.

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That doesn't inspire confidence.

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In many cases the US has a very liberal decision.

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Look at his face.

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You've got to get a picture of that face.

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But they're voting and it's bringing it back to the vote of the people.

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He looks like fucking Beavis in Butt-Head.

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Including the founders if they knew about this issue.

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Which frankly they didn't.

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But they would have.

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Everybody wanted brought back.

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Ronald Reagan wanted it brought back.

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He wasn't able to get it.

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Everybody wanted it brought back.

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It looks like a dementia patient that you're trying to explain that they don't have a choice whether or not they're going to the hospital.

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And they just don't get why.

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What do you mean?

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What year is it buddy?

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1983.

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Who's the president?

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Ronald Reagan.

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Fucking Jimmy Carter.

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Dude I think Jimmy Carter being up there would be better than Joe Biden right now.

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Dude you can fucking cart his corpse up there and he'd be fucking better.

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Oh they say Jimmy Carter's not even awake anymore.

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No he sleeps for days at a time.

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That's the last report from him.

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He doesn't wake up like most days.

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This is what the fucking last report was.

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The doctor I mean between the woman and the state.

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The idea that the politicians that the founders wanted the politicians to be the ones making decisions about women's health is ridiculous.

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That's the last no politician should be making that decision.

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A doctor should be making those decisions.

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That's how it should be run.

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That's what you're going to do.

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That's what you're going to do and if I'm elected I'm going to restore Roe v. Wade.

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What did he face when he made it at the end of that?

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But he can already do that because he's already the president.

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So why not just say I'm going to do this.

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Take it after birth.

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Again the former governor of Virginia put the baby down then we decide what to do with it.

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So he's willing to as we say rip the baby out of the womb in the ninth month and kill the baby.

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Nobody wants that to happen.

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Democrat or Republican nobody wants it to happen.

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That is simply not true.

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Oh oh oh.

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Provide for that.

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Firework.

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It's not the circumstance.

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Only woman's life is in danger.

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She's going to die.

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That's the only circumstance where that can happen.

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But we are not for late term abortion period period period.

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Under Roe v. Wade you have late term abortion.

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You can do whatever you want depending on the state.

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You can do whatever you want.

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We don't think that's a good thing.

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The angle that I'm looking at this at it makes Trump's head look like a pin.

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It's like a pinhead.

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51 years.

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That looks like a 51 years.

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Pinhead to me.

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The scholarship said it was the right way to go.

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51 years.

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Dirty Dan on the right.

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Pinhead Larry on the left.

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Holy fuck.

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It looks like a Jeopardy background.

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What's he going to do?

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It looks like they're on Jeopardy.

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I feel like I'm watching a live stream of a circus right now.

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Republicans control the Congress and they pass a universal ban on abortion period across the board.

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Period.

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For six weeks or seven or eight or ten weeks.

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Look at the classic red blue ties they both got.

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Yeah.

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Showing their parties.

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I'll veto it.

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He'll sign it.

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Thank you.

513
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,800
Let's turn now to the issue of immigration and border security.

514
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Mr. Trump please be quiet for five seconds.

515
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,800
...across the southern border on your watch.

516
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,800
Overwhelming border states and overburdening cities such as New York and Chicago.

517
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Yeah what the fuck.

518
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,800
In some cases causing real safety and security concerns.

519
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,800
Given that why should voters trust you to solve this crisis?

520
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:25,800
Because we worked very hard to get a bipartisan agreement that not only changed all of that.

521
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:34,800
It made sure that we are in a situation where you had no circumstance where they could come across the border with the number of border police there are now.

522
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,800
We significantly increased the number of asylum officers.

523
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,800
Significantly, by the way the border patrol endorsed me.

524
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,800
Endorsed my position.

525
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800
He just gave up on that sentence.

526
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800
What the fuck.

527
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,800
Dude he's getting slaughtered.

528
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Dude Joe Biden talks like the way I write charts when I'm getting out late.

529
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,800
Like I'm just trying to get it done and get out.

530
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,800
I don't even care if it's done.

531
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,800
There's no way that he can defend the border.

532
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,800
Dude his border is fucking so porous it's like a fucking sponge.

533
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,800
Right.

534
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,800
After Texas declared like...

535
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,800
War?

536
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,800
You know war on the fucking Mexicans.

537
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:18,800
The total initiative relative to border patrol and more asylum officers.

538
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,800
What was that last word he said?

539
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,800
More border patrols?

540
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800
I don't think he knows what he said either.

541
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,800
Look we had the safest border in the history of our country.

542
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
All he had to do was leave it.

543
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,800
All he had to do was leave it.

544
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800
He decided to open up our border.

545
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,800
Open up our country to people that are from prisons.

546
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800
He really did actually.

547
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Terrorists.

548
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,800
We have the largest number of terrorists coming into our country right now.

549
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,800
All terrorists all over the world.

550
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,800
I don't think every one of them is a terrorist.

551
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,800
All over the world they're pouring in.

552
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,800
And this guy just left it open.

553
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,800
And he didn't need legislation.

554
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800
Untitled podcast.

555
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,800
Because if somebody wants to come to America it's very secure right.

556
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,800
But people know that you can get across the Mexican border through like nothing.

557
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,800
You can just walk across it now.

558
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,800
And by the way, who endorsed me for president.

559
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,800
But they endorsed me for president.

560
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,800
Terrorists.

561
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800
Brandon, just speak to them.

562
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800
But look we had the safest border in history.

563
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800
Now we have the worst border in history.

564
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800
There's never been anything like it.

565
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800
And people are dying all over the place.

566
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,800
Including the people that are coming up in caravan.

567
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800
Maybe we should build a wall.

568
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:33,800
The only terrorist who's done anything crossing the border is one who came along and killed three under his administration.

569
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,800
With an al-qaeda person coming in and his administration.

570
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800
What?

571
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,800
What?

572
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,800
An al-qaeda.

573
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,800
The only terrorist ever got through.

574
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800
But the idea they're emptying their prisons.

575
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,800
We're welcoming these people.

576
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
That's simply not true.

577
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,800
There's no data to support what he said.

578
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,800
Once again he's exaggerating.

579
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800
He's lying.

580
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,800
President Trump, staying on the topic of immigration.

581
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,800
You've said that you're going to carry out quote the largest domestic deportation operation in American history unquote.

582
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,800
Does that mean that you will deport every undocumented immigrant in America.

583
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800
Including those who have jobs.

584
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Including those whose spouses are citizens.

585
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800
And including those who have lived here for decades.

586
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,800
And if so how will you do it?

587
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800
Just one second.

588
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,800
He said we killed three people.

589
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,800
The people we killed are al-bagdadi and Salamani.

590
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800
The two greatest terrorists.

591
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
Biggest terrorists anywhere in the world.

592
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,800
And it had a huge impact on every single one.

593
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,800
I want to hear his answer to the question that just got asked.

594
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,800
He's the one that killed people with the bad water.

595
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,800
Including hundreds of thousands of people dying.

596
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,800
And also killing our citizens when they come in.

597
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,800
We are living right now in a rat's nest.

598
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:48,800
They're killing our people in New York, in California, in every state in the union.

599
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Because we don't have borders anymore.

600
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,800
Every state is now a border.

601
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,800
And because of his ridiculous, insane, and very stupid policies.

602
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800
What was the question?

603
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,800
I can't fucking even remember.

604
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,800
It was, um, where you get to deport every illegal immigrant.

605
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,800
Oh yeah.

606
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,800
I call it Biden migrant crime.

607
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,800
He did. He did point the question.

608
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,800
They're killing our citizens at a level that we've never seen before.

609
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,800
And you're reading it like these three incredible young girls over the last few days.

610
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,800
If that was Biden I would answer the next question.

611
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,800
But he didn't answer the last one.

612
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,800
I will though.

613
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,800
And he just had the funeral for this girl.

614
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Twelve years old.

615
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
This is horrible what's taken place.

616
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800
What's taken place in our country.

617
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800
This is terrifying.

618
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
If we're literally an uncivilized country now.

619
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
He doesn't want it to be.

620
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800
He just doesn't know.

621
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,800
He opened the borders.

622
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Nobody's ever seen anything like.

623
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,800
And we have to get a lot of these people out.

624
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
And we have to get them out fast.

625
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,800
Because they're going to destroy our country.

626
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,800
Just take a look at where they're living.

627
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,800
They're living in our country.

628
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,800
Oh man.

629
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,800
Our veterans are on the street.

630
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,800
And dying because we don't care about our values.

631
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,800
He isn't like the military at all.

632
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800
And he isn't there for our benefit.

633
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800
Should I do something?

634
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
She doesn't make those noises when I drive.

635
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,800
Fuck.

636
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,800
I was supposed to be tired by now.

637
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,800
He's just thinking he's like.

638
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800
If I lose I don't have to worry about this anymore.

639
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,800
Maybe it's not the worst thing in the world.

640
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800
He's making some good points.

641
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Because he's done all these great things that we did.

642
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,800
Did you see that.

643
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,800
Adidas isn't doing the jerseys anymore.

644
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800
Yeah they're fucking doing fanatics now.

645
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800
I'm never going to buy one of them.

646
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800
President Biden you have the mic.

647
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Every single thing he said is a lie.

648
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
Wow.

649
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,800
Veterans are a hell of a lot better off since I passed the PAC DAC.

650
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,800
What the fuck did you just say?

651
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,800
There's a PAC DAC.

652
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,800
PAC DAC.

653
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,800
I passed PAC the PAC DAC.

654
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,800
And he opposed his group.

655
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800
We're also in a situation where.

656
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,800
That's the fucking title of the.

657
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,800
I opposed the PAC.

658
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,800
PAC PAC the PAC DAC.

659
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,800
Even when Biden gets mad.

660
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:57,800
It's just like loses his fizzle in like five seconds.

661
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,800
He forgets why he's mad.

662
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,800
That's why he does that.

663
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Fucking.

664
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800
I went to a World War II cemetery.

665
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800
No World War I cemetery he refused to go to.

666
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800
He was standing with his four star general.

667
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,800
And he told me.

668
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,800
He said I don't want to go in there because there are a bunch of losers and suckers.

669
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800
My sucker is not a sucker.

670
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,800
You're the sucker.

671
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,800
You're the loser.

672
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
Oh shit.

673
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
He was called.

674
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,800
Those are suckers and losers.

675
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800
They made it up.

676
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,800
It was in a third rate magazine that's failing like many of these magazines.

677
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,800
He made that up.

678
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,800
He put it in commercials.

679
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,800
We've notified him.

680
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800
We had 19 people that said I didn't say it.

681
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800
And think of this.

682
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:37,800
Who would say I'm at a cemetery or I'm talking about our veterans because nobody's taking better care.

683
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,800
I'm so glad this came up and he brought it up.

684
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,800
There's nobody that's taken better care of our soldiers than I have.

685
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,800
To think that I would in front of generals and others say suckers and losers.

686
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,800
We have 19 people that said it was never said by me.

687
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,800
It was made up by him.

688
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Just like Russia, Russia, Russia was made up.

689
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,800
Just like the 51 intelligence agents are made up.

690
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,800
Just like the new thing with the 16 economists are talking.

691
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,800
It's the same thing.

692
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,800
I've got to get out of the way early.

693
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,800
51 intelligence agents said that the laptop was Russia disinformation.

694
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,800
It wasn't.

695
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,800
That came from the son Hunter.

696
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800
It wasn't Russia disinformation.

697
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,800
He made up the suckers and losers.

698
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,800
He should apologize to me right now.

699
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,800
Four star general standing to your side was on your staff who said you said it.

700
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,800
Period.

701
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,800
That's number one.

702
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,800
This Roe v. Wade shit doesn't affect my stocks is what Dan says.

703
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800
I have to apologize to you for anything along the line.

704
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,800
We've done more for veterans than any president has in American history.

705
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,800
Oh my God.

706
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,800
American history.

707
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,800
And they now are in their family.

708
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,800
I don't know if many veterans would agree with that.

709
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,800
No.

710
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800
Well, we have a veteran coming over.

711
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800
So we'll ask him.

712
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,800
I think I know what he's going to say.

713
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800
I think we're just going to get confirmation.

714
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,800
I think that's about it.

715
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800
Topic of foreign policy.

716
00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:00,800
I want to begin with Russia's war against Ukraine, which is now in its third year.

717
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,800
That's three years ago.

718
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,800
Wow.

719
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Vladimir Putin says he'll end this war.

720
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,800
If Russia keeps the Ukrainian territory, it's already claimed.

721
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800
It's not a third year.

722
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,800
It started a couple months after the podcast.

723
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Are Putin's terms acceptable to you?

724
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Less than two years.

725
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Our veterans and our soldiers can't stand this guy.

726
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800
Yeah.

727
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,800
They can't stand him.

728
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:30,800
I'm thinking because I was with CC when it started and we just celebrated our two years yesterday.

729
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,800
Let's get that straight.

730
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,800
And they like me more than just about any other.

731
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,800
February 2022.

732
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,800
And that's based on every single bit of information.

733
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,800
As far as Russia and Ukraine.

734
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800
Two and a half.

735
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,800
If we had a real president, the president that was respected by Putin.

736
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,800
That would have been a slam dunk.

737
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,800
You're wrong.

738
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,800
It hasn't been three years.

739
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,800
A lot of people are dead right now, much more than people know.

740
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800
They talk about numbers.

741
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,800
Trump's spitting facts.

742
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
A lot of people are dead.

743
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Yeah.

744
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800
I'd argue that there's more people dead than there are living.

745
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,800
Good point, Trump.

746
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,800
Damn.

747
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,800
He's spitting facts right now.

748
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,800
How many people are dead?

749
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,800
How many people are dead?

750
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:15,800
You guys are watching untitled President's with a Vape reaction.

751
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800
That's true.

752
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:22,800
The worst political reaction channel on the planet.

753
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:31,800
There have been a total of 117 billion humans that have lived in the last 192,000 years.

754
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,800
So he's right.

755
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,800
There are a lot of people dead.

756
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800
There are more people that are dead out there.

757
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,800
I know.

758
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800
He's spitting facts, bro.

759
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:44,800
To the record, only 8.1 billion people are alive.

760
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,800
It's just a fucking show of the contrast there.

761
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,800
It's a crazy ratio.

762
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,800
It's crazy how life works.

763
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,800
Hamas.

764
00:33:53,800 --> 00:34:00,800
Casey, can you look up if Hamas existed one million years ago?

765
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,800
Hamas?

766
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,800
Yes.

767
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,800
Did Hamas exist one million years ago?

768
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,800
They might have existed.

769
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,800
We just lost it in the burning of...

770
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,800
Alexandria?

771
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,800
Yeah, I was going to say the library of Alexandria.

772
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,800
Hamas was actually founded in 1987.

773
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,800
Okay.

774
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,800
So it did not exist a million years ago.

775
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,800
Iran attacked American troops.

776
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,800
I guess this statement still rings true.

777
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,800
For a number of these troops.

778
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,800
And he did nothing about it when he was president.

779
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,800
They attacked.

780
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,800
He said they're just having headaches.

781
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,800
I'm going to throw up if I make another hit of that.

782
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,800
I've got to kill.

783
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800
And he did a thing when the attack took place, number one.

784
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:47,800
Number two, we got over 100,000 Americans and others out of Afghanistan during that airlift.

785
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Number three, we found ourselves in a situation where...

786
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,800
I feel like this is the most unprofessional political activist thing that we've done.

787
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,800
This guy told Trump, do whatever you want.

788
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,800
Do whatever you want.

789
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,800
And that's exactly what Trump did to Putin, encourage him to do whatever you want.

790
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:11,800
I feel like Casey's really the only one who's actually politically informed.

791
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800
I just go, I'm angry.

792
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800
I hear some shit and I run with it.

793
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800
I don't know what I'm fucking talking about.

794
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,800
They've lost thousands and thousands of troops.

795
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,800
Oh, fuck.

796
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,800
Holy shit.

797
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Let me see that shit.

798
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,800
I never said that.

799
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Can we get the air horn for Tyler there?

800
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,800
My original question, which is, are Putin's terms acceptable to you?

801
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,800
Keeping the territory...

802
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:39,800
All right, keep that fucking soundboard hungry here.

803
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:45,800
If we had a leader in this war, he'd let everybody along, he's given...

804
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800
Let me get in on that.

805
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800
Ukraine, he's given $200 billion.

806
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,800
That's a lot of money.

807
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,800
Billion dollars.

808
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,800
I didn't think I could be more open-minded now.

809
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,800
Zelensky comes to this country, walks away with 60 million dollars.

810
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800
I'm not nuts.

811
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Do that now.

812
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,800
I think Biden and Trump should do the song, Saws, before this.

813
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,800
Joe Rogan.

814
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,800
Biden literally looks like he's asleep right now.

815
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Oh my God.

816
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Okay, he woke up.

817
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,800
We're good.

818
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,800
You know what we really need?

819
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,800
We need a political...

820
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:22,800
We need a presidential debate with Joe Rogan as the moderator.

821
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:28,800
So, Mr. President, what do you think about the aliens?

822
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,800
We got to do one where it's a compilation of everything that Biden said where he's not

823
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,800
slurring his words, and it'll be like a three-minute video out of like the four...

824
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800
However long this fucking thing is.

825
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800
It's 90 minutes.

826
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800
How far in are we?

827
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,800
30 minutes.

828
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,800
Oh my God, we can't go the whole time, will we?

829
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,800
I think so.

830
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,800
Oh, Jesus Christ.

831
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,800
We're fucking mailing this one in.

832
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,800
We're out of ideas.

833
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,800
Just fucking, fucking, we'll watch the debate.

834
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,800
We'll commentate it.

835
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,800
Commentary, okay.

836
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,800
Are we turning into like a React channel?

837
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,800
Because I have like, I fucking despise React channels, but it kind of seems like what we're

838
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,800
doing.

839
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,800
It's just for this debate.

840
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,800
It's just for this debate.

841
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800
I feel like we're jinx right now.

842
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:16,800
Fucking iDubb's when he was cool made a content cop on this shit.

843
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,800
Yeah.

844
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,800
Thank you.

845
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Moving on to the Middle East.

846
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,800
The image should just be a thumbnail of us like with...

847
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,800
Yeah, just Joe Biden going...

848
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:31,800
...among those held and thought to still be alive are five Americans.

849
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,800
There's only five Americans left.

850
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,800
That's all we got left.

851
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,800
Five Americans alive at this point.

852
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,800
There's still only hostages in Israel?

853
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,800
Yeah.

854
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,800
I hope they talk about the fucking botched job of a pullout game in Afghanistan.

855
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,800
They're not gonna.

856
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:51,800
Dude, why don't we send fucking black ops in there, fucking Navy SEALs and get them out?

857
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,800
Because that'd be a declaration of war.

858
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,800
Nah, dude.

859
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800
You just do it like fucking Osama Bin Laden.

860
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,800
You just go in fucking quietly.

861
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,800
Everyone from the United Nations Security Council...

862
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,800
Dude, he is struggling.

863
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,800
What?

864
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,800
Dude, fucking go for it.

865
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,800
I don't want to see all your gear.

866
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,800
No.

867
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,800
The first stage is trade.

868
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,800
I'm gonna do one more after this one and that's all I'm doing.

869
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,800
I'm getting my drinks out of the way early so I'm sober by the time I gotta go home.

870
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,800
Same.

871
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,800
Casey, you're in the basement of your residence right now.

872
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,800
It's a long walk upstairs.

873
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,800
I feel like Joe Biden.

874
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Sober up before the break so you can fucking smoke more.

875
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,800
You'll be less sober.

876
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,800
The only thing I've denied Israel was 2,000 pound bombs.

877
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,800
They don't work very well in populated areas.

878
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,800
They kill a lot of innocent people.

879
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,800
I don't know if Biden really wants to go down that rabbit hole.

880
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,800
2,000 pound bombs.

881
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,800
There's a lot of innocent people getting fucking bombed as it is.

882
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,800
He just said 2,000 pound bombs don't work well.

883
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,800
He said they do work well in highly populated areas.

884
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,800
No, he said they do not work well.

885
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:10,800
Regardless, the bombs we're using aren't fucking working.

886
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,800
Trump's like, please let me talk.

887
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800
Please let me respond.

888
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,800
Look at his smug ass face.

889
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,800
He's just waiting until he gets the chance to talk again.

890
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800
Like we did Ben Laden.

891
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800
You don't have to do it.

892
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:27,800
And by the way, Trump's mug shot is a fantastic picture.

893
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,800
It should be eliminated.

894
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,800
It's a fucking album cover of all album covers.

895
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,800
He's fucking, he's mewing on it.

896
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800
He's just...

897
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Just going back to Ukraine for one second.

898
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,800
This guy has a little fucking rooster chin tucked in.

899
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:48,800
The European nations together have spent a hundred billion or maybe more than that, less than us.

900
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,800
Why doesn't he call them?

901
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,800
Trump's neck really does look like it's just overflowing out of its collar right now.

902
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,800
The Secretary General of NATO said Trump did the most incredible job I've ever seen.

903
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,800
He's got to be wearing a fucking compression suit underneath that.

904
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,800
Almost 100% of the money was paid by us.

905
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,800
You got that...

906
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,800
He didn't do that.

907
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800
Opener.

908
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800
Chief.

909
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,800
Yes I do.

910
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
I'm not here.

911
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,800
We're over a hundred billion dollars more spent and it has a bigger impact on them because of location,

912
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,800
because we have a notion in between.

913
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,800
You got to ask them as far as Israel and Hamas.

914
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,800
Let's get some more caffeine.

915
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,800
I don't think I've had enough.

916
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Israel's the one that wants to go.

917
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,800
He said the only one that wants to keep going is Hamas.

918
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Actually, Israel is the one.

919
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,800
And you should let him go and let him finish the job.

920
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,800
He doesn't want to do it.

921
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,800
He's become like a Palestinian, but they don't like him because he's a very bad Palestinian.

922
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800
He's a weak one.

923
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,800
President Biden, do you have a minute?

924
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,800
I've never heard so much foolishness.

925
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,800
You're going to stay in NATO?

926
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800
He's going to pull out of NATO.

927
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,800
I don't know if he's going to do that.

928
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,800
He's going to stay in NATO?

929
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,800
He's going to pull out of NATO?

930
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,800
He's going to come on their back?

931
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,800
He's not going to stay in and give them a clean pie?

932
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,800
He's going to come like a horse.

933
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,800
He's got a horse come, that guy.

934
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,800
Attack on all.

935
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,800
We want to start the nuclear war.

936
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800
He keeps talking about it.

937
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Go ahead.

938
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,800
Let Putin go in and control Ukraine and then move on to Poland and other places.

939
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800
Biden, that's what you're doing.

940
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800
Yeah, dude.

941
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800
What the fuck?

942
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:22,800
And by the way, I got 50 other nations around the world to support Ukraine, including Japan.

943
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,800
No, the UN did that.

944
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:30,800
Because they understand that this kind of dislocation has a similar threat to the whole world peace.

945
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,800
No major war in Europe has ever been able to be contained just to Europe.

946
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:42,800
President Trump, just to follow up, would you support the creation of an independent Palestinian state in order to achieve peace in the region?

947
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,800
I'd have to see.

948
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,800
But before we do that, the problem we have is that we spend all the money.

949
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Once again, complete question deflection.

950
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,800
I wish he just answered the questions because I know he has good responses to them.

951
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,800
He just wants to argue, though.

952
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,800
I think he's trying to respond to what Biden said.

953
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,800
But they keep asking him the second question.

954
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Yeah, he doesn't really answer the question.

955
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:12,800
No, because they keep asking the second question because they're supposed to ask Biden the question and then Trump's supposed to be able to respond.

956
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,800
But they keep adding.

957
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800
They don't allow for a rebuttal.

958
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,800
It's just the next question.

959
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800
Hundreds of billions of dollars.

960
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,800
I said, and he's right about this.

961
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,800
I said, no, I'm not going to support NATO if you don't pay.

962
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
They asked me that question.

963
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:32,800
Would you guard us against Russia at a very secret meeting of the 28 states at that time, the nations at that time?

964
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,800
Yeah, a Palestinian state would never work because they're already so mixed in.

965
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,800
Billions and billions of dollars came flowing in the next day.

966
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,800
There is just always going to be war there.

967
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800
They've been fighting for a thousand years.

968
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,800
They're not going to stop.

969
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:47,800
Yeah, it's just not going to stop.

970
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,800
Former President Trump, I want to ask you about January 6, 2021.

971
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,800
Oh, God, here we go.

972
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800
After the rally, there were supporters that day.

973
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,800
Some of them stormed the Capitol to stop the constitutionally mandated counting of electoral votes.

974
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:05,800
As president, you swore an oath to, quote, preserve, protect and defend, unquote, the Constitution.

975
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:12,800
What do you say to voters who believe that you violated that oath through your actions and inaction on January 6 and worry that you'll do it again?

976
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800
Well, I don't think too many believe that.

977
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,800
And let me tell you about January 6.

978
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
On January 6, we had a great border.

979
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Nobody coming.

980
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,800
January 6, we were energy independent.

981
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,800
On January 6, we had the lowest taxes ever.

982
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,800
We had the lowest regulations ever.

983
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,800
On January 6, we were respected all over the world.

984
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,800
All over the world, we were respected.

985
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,800
And then he comes in and we're now left at.

986
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
We're like a bunch of stupid people.

987
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,800
What happened to the United States?

988
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,800
People were laughing at us with him in office too, though.

989
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,800
I think we got laughed at less.

990
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:53,800
Including weaponization, which I'm sure at some point you'll be talking about, where he goes after his political opponent because he can't beat him fair and square.

991
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800
That is true.

992
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,800
What Trump does though.

993
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,800
At least last.

994
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:06,800
What do you say to those voters who believe that you violated your constitutional oath through your actions and inaction on January 6, 2021 and worry that you'll do it again?

995
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,800
Well, I didn't say that to anybody.

996
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,800
I said peacefully and patriotically.

997
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:19,800
And Nancy Pelosi, if you just watched the news from two days ago, on tape to her daughter, who's a documentary filmmaker, what'd they say?

998
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,800
Filmmaker.

999
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,800
Filmmaker.

1000
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,800
Oh no, it's my responsibility.

1001
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,800
I was responsible for this.

1002
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,800
Because I offered her 10,000 soldiers or National Guard and she turned them down.

1003
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,800
And the mayor of in writing, by the way, the mayor in writing turned it down.

1004
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800
The mayor of of D.C.

1005
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,800
They turned it down.

1006
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,800
I offered 10,000 because I could see I had virtually nothing to do.

1007
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800
They asked me to go make a speech.

1008
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,800
I could see what was happening.

1009
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,800
Everybody was saying they're going to be there on January 6.

1010
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,800
They're going to be there.

1011
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,800
And I said, you know what?

1012
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800
There's a lot of people coming.

1013
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,800
You could feel it.

1014
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800
You could feel it too.

1015
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800
And you could feel it.

1016
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,800
And I said, they ought to have some National Guard or whatever.

1017
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,800
And I offered it to her.

1018
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,800
And she now admits that she turned it down.

1019
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,800
And it was the same day she was I don't know.

1020
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,800
He can't be very happy with the daughter because it made her into a liar.

1021
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:11,800
She said, I take full responsibility for January 6.

1022
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,800
President.

1023
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,800
Biden.

1024
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,800
Look, look, look.

1025
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,400
He encouraged those folks to go up on Capitol Hill.

1026
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,800
Can you repeat the question?

1027
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,680
He sat at the door and walked in his seat for three hours,

1028
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,880
three hours watching, begging, being begged

1029
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,840
by his wife, President, and the President's colleagues

1030
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,600
about how to go to do something.

1031
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,920
He's literally making nursing home sounds.

1032
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,280
Instead, he talked about these people being

1033
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,640
patriots and great patrons of America.

1034
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,040
In fact, he says he'll now forgive them

1035
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,080
for what they've done.

1036
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,960
I'll have the Butterscotch put it.

1037
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,800
Please.

1038
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,920
Say that no.

1039
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,480
He went to every single court in the nation.

1040
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,520
He didn't give me my morning medication.

1041
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,360
Scores cases, including the Supreme Court.

1042
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,960
You think I might pass?

1043
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,120
They said, no, no.

1044
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:02,640
This guy is responsible for doing what was done.

1045
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,440
He did do a damn thing.

1046
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,360
And these people should be in jail.

1047
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,720
And they should be the ones who are being held accountable.

1048
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,360
And he wants to let them all out.

1049
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,520
And now he says that he loses again, such a whiner that he is,

1050
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,080
that it could be a bloodbath.

1051
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,120
Thank you, President Biden.

1052
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,000
President Trump?

1053
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,240
What they've done to some people that are so innocent,

1054
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,800
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

1055
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,440
What you have done, how you've destroyed

1056
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,520
the lives of so many people.

1057
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,600
When they ripped down Portland, when

1058
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,000
they ripped down many other cities,

1059
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,320
you go to Minnesota, Minneapolis,

1060
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,000
what they've done there with the fires all over the city.

1061
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,580
If I didn't bring in the National Guard,

1062
00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:41,200
that city would have been destroyed.

1063
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,280
When you look at all of the, they took over big chunks

1064
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:45,960
of Seattle.

1065
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,880
I was all set to bring in the National Guard.

1066
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,480
They heard that.

1067
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,440
They saw them coming.

1068
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,680
They left immediately.

1069
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,320
What he said about this whole subject

1070
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,920
is so off, peacefully patriotic.

1071
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,920
One other thing.

1072
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,280
The unselected committee, which is basically

1073
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,480
two horrible Republicans that are all gone now out of office,

1074
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:10,480
and Democrats, all Democrats, they destroyed and deleted

1075
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,120
all of the information they found,

1076
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,080
because they found out we were right.

1077
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,100
We were right.

1078
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,560
And they deleted and destroyed all of the information.

1079
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,360
They should go to jail for that.

1080
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,040
If a Republican did that, they'd go to jail.

1081
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:21,840
Thank you, President Trump.

1082
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,760
President Biden, I want to give you a minute.

1083
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,880
The only person in this stage that could make a fevel

1084
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,520
is the man I'm looking at right now.

1085
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,960
Oh, shit.

1086
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:29,720
What did he say?

1087
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,280
He said the only person on this stage

1088
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:35,080
that's a convicted felon is the man I'm looking at right now.

1089
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,560
That's actually a pretty cold line.

1090
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,160
Did he slur when he said it?

1091
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,000
Did he slur?

1092
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,500
Yeah.

1093
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,000
No.

1094
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,320
Because he just kind of, it's like he's

1095
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,880
dragging his heels with his speech.

1096
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,800
I thought you meant that he called him a slur.

1097
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,300
No.

1098
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:47,800
No.

1099
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,360
Broke the windows.

1100
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,840
Fucking hope he doesn't.

1101
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,920
Turned over desk, turned him over statues.

1102
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,400
The idea that those people are patriots, come on.

1103
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,720
When I asked him the first two debates we had,

1104
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,100
the debates we had the first time around,

1105
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,720
I said, will you denounce the proud boy?

1106
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:08,200
He said, no, I'll tell them to stand by.

1107
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,120
The idea he's refusing to denounce these guys,

1108
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,360
we denounce the people we're talking about now,

1109
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,440
we denounce the people who attacked that Capitol.

1110
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,960
What are you going to do?

1111
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,480
I'm going to give you a minute.

1112
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,560
Trump's like, what the fuck did you just say?

1113
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,720
Literally all Trump has to do is be like,

1114
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,160
I can't even follow what you're saying.

1115
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,040
You would quote, have every right to go after, unquote,

1116
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,360
your political opponents.

1117
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,860
You just talked about members of the select committee

1118
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,720
on January 6 going to jail.

1119
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,400
Your main political opponent is standing

1120
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,840
on stage with you tonight.

1121
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,720
Can you clarify exactly what it means

1122
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,040
about you feeling you have every right

1123
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,760
to go after your political opponents?

1124
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,860
Well, I said my retribution is going to be success.

1125
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,800
We're going to make this country successful again,

1126
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,680
because right now it's a failing nation.

1127
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,120
My retribution is going to be success.

1128
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:56,960
Biden.

1129
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,960
He talks about a convicted felon.

1130
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,800
His son is a convicted felon.

1131
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
Biden said the only person I'm looking at

1132
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,920
that's a convicted criminal is you.

1133
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,720
And I wanted Trump to.

1134
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,320
Now, you said the only person that's a convicted felon

1135
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,280
on this stage is the guy I'm looking at.

1136
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,440
And Trump just goes.

1137
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,960
But he could be a convicted felon

1138
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,320
as soon as he gets out of office.

1139
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,640
Joe could be a convicted felon

1140
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,680
with all of the things that he's done.

1141
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,080
He's done horrible things.

1142
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,000
All of the death caused at the border,

1143
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,040
telling the Ukrainian people

1144
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,720
that we're going to want a billion dollars

1145
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,520
or you change the prosecutor.

1146
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,160
Otherwise, you're not getting a billion dollars.

1147
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,120
If I ever said that, that's quid pro quo.

1148
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,000
We're not going to do anything.

1149
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,880
We're not going to give you a billion dollars

1150
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,280
unless you change your prosecutor

1151
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,240
having to do with his son.

1152
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,520
He said that like it was a fucking Harry Potter spell.

1153
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,520
This man's lucky.

1154
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,480
You're lucky.

1155
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,800
I did nothing wrong.

1156
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,520
We'd have a system that was rigged and disgusting.

1157
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,680
I did nothing wrong.

1158
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,520
Thank you, President Trump.

1159
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,360
I did nothing wrong.

1160
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,600
I'm coming right to you, sir.

1161
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,120
You, well, you want to respond?

1162
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,320
Go ahead, I'll give you a minute to respond.

1163
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,160
What?

1164
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,960
The idea that I did anything wrong

1165
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,280
relative to what you're talking about is outrageous.

1166
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,120
Outrageous.

1167
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,560
How could you say that about me?

1168
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,000
The idea that you have a right to speak recognition

1169
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,480
against any American just because your president is wrong.

1170
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,800
God, they better wrap this thing up

1171
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,120
before he starts sundowning.

1172
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,200
Holy shit.

1173
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,040
He's getting there.

1174
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,200
My history has spoken like that before.

1175
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,080
Is he starting to get a little bit riled up?

1176
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,960
Crimes that you are still charged with.

1177
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,640
And think of all the civil penalties you have.

1178
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,560
How many billions of dollars do you own civil penalties

1179
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,160
for molesting a woman in public,

1180
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,480
for doing a whole range of things,

1181
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,240
of having sex with a porn star?

1182
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,960
And you didn't know your wife was pregnant?

1183
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,600
That's sick, dude.

1184
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,520
What are you talking about?

1185
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,120
You have the morals of an alley cat.

1186
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,360
The morals of an alley cat?

1187
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,760
I didn't have sex with a porn star, number one.

1188
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,440
That was a case that was started and moved,

1189
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,400
they moved a high ranking official, a DOJ,

1190
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,600
into the Manhattan DA's office to start that case.

1191
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,880
That case was going to be appealed in one.

1192
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,000
I started a porn, I didn't fuck a porn star.

1193
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,040
We had a very terrible judge, a horrible judge.

1194
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,880
I did not fuck a porn star.

1195
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,480
The prosecutor, we're all high ranking Democrats.

1196
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,480
The only one I'm fucking is you.

1197
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,080
Both the civil and the criminal.

1198
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,080
He basically went after his political opponent

1199
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,680
because he thought it was gonna damage me.

1200
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,080
But when the public found out about these cases,

1201
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,600
because they understand it better than he does,

1202
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,440
he has no idea what these cases are.

1203
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,720
But when they found out about these cases,

1204
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,600
you know what they did?

1205
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,640
My poll numbers went up way up, you know that,

1206
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,880
because you're reporting it.

1207
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,440
And we took in more money in the last two weeks

1208
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,840
than we've ever taken in in the history of any campaign.

1209
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,200
I don't think any campaign has ever taken.

1210
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,040
Hundreds of millions of dollars came pouring in

1211
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,480
because the public knows it's a scam

1212
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,840
and it's a guy that's after his political opponent

1213
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,840
because he can't win fair and square.

1214
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,680
Thank you, President Trump.

1215
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,600
You have said, quote,

1216
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,080
Donald Trump and his MAGA Republicans

1217
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,080
are determined to destroy American democracy.

1218
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,720
Do you believe that the tens of millions of Americans

1219
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,040
who are likely to vote for President Trump

1220
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,400
will be voting against American democracy?

1221
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,160
The more they know about what he's done, yes.

1222
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,040
The more they know about what he's done.

1223
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,400
And there's a lot more coming.

1224
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,800
He's got a lot of cases down the road coming around.

1225
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,680
He's got a whole range of issues he has to face.

1226
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,400
I don't know what the juries will do,

1227
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,800
but I do know he has a real problem.

1228
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,440
And so the fact that,

1229
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,840
could you ever think you heard any president say

1230
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,760
that I'm gonna seek retribution?

1231
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,680
You ever hear any president say that

1232
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,600
I thought he had some good ideas?

1233
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,440
What got me involved.

1234
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,760
Oh, wow.

1235
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,720
Name dropping Hitler.

1236
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,560
What?

1237
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,400
Yeah.

1238
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,880
Because Trump said one time,

1239
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,560
I think Hitler had some good ideas.

1240
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,000
So that's what he was referring to.

1241
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,560
No, I think that was Kanye.

1242
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,320
I think they're getting him confused with that.

1243
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,040
Oh yeah, that Kanye did say that.

1244
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:43,880
Yeah.

1245
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,720
Back in Germany.

1246
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:47,240
And what I'm saying is that Germany at one point

1247
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,480
had a really good leader.

1248
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,480
Really cool leader, my bad.

1249
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,320
Really cool guy.

1250
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,680
The people who were the ones that got killed,

1251
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,920
the one who tried to stop it,

1252
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:55,760
and the ones he said,

1253
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,600
I think they're fine people on both sides.

1254
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,960
What American president would ever say,

1255
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,480
Nazis coming out of fields, carrying torches,

1256
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,320
singing the same nanosemitic vile,

1257
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,080
carrying swastikas,

1258
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,520
or fine people?

1259
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,520
And this is a guy who says,

1260
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,240
Hitler's done some good things.

1261
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,720
I'd like to know what they are.

1262
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,760
The good things Hitler's done,

1263
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,920
that's what he said.

1264
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,520
This guy has no sense of American fathers.

1265
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,360
Did you look at that?

1266
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,280
President Trump.

1267
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,880
Jake, both of you know that story,

1268
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,200
has been totally wiped out,

1269
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,680
because when you see the sentence,

1270
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,920
it said 100% exoneration on this,

1271
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:30,880
so he just keeps it going.

1272
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,880
He says he ran because of Charlottesville.

1273
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,560
He didn't run because of Charlottesville.

1274
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,240
He ran because it was his last chance.

1275
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,920
He's not equipped to be president.

1276
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,760
You know it.

1277
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,600
Look at him.

1278
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,440
We have a debate.

1279
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,280
That's exactly true.

1280
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,080
We're trying to justify his presidency.

1281
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,280
His presidency is-

1282
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,120
Who's Melton?

1283
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,680
Without question, the worst president,

1284
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,440
the worst presidency in the history of our country.

1285
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,200
We shouldn't be having a debate about it.

1286
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,400
There's nothing to debate.

1287
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,560
He made up the Charlottesville story,

1288
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,160
and you'll see it's debunked all over the place.

1289
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,880
Every anchor has, every reasonable anchor,

1290
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,400
has debunked it.

1291
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,960
And just the other day it came out

1292
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,880
where it was fully debunked.

1293
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:07,720
It's a-

1294
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,540
A debunked.

1295
00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:09,380
A nonsense story.

1296
00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,440
He knows that, and he didn't run because of Charlottesville.

1297
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,120
He used that as an excuse to run.

1298
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,920
President Biden.

1299
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:15,760
And debunked.

1300
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,840
It happened.

1301
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,400
All you have to do is listen to what was said at the time,

1302
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,000
and the idea that somehow that's the only reason I ran.

1303
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,920
I ran because I was worried a guy like this guy

1304
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:25,760
could get elected.

1305
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,000
If he thought they were good people coming out of that

1306
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,520
forest carrying those woods, carrying those torches,

1307
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,360
then he didn't deserve to be president.

1308
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,040
Didn't deserve to be president at all.

1309
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,640
And the idea that he's talking about

1310
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,320
all this being fabricated,

1311
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,360
we saw with our own eyes,

1312
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,120
we saw what happened on January 6th.

1313
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,200
We saw the people breaking through the windows.

1314
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,000
We saw people occupying their-

1315
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,240
His own vice president.

1316
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,760
Look, there's a reason why

1317
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,160
40 of his 44 top cabinet officers

1318
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,000
refused to endorse him this time.

1319
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,240
His vice president hasn't endorsed him this time.

1320
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,400
So why?

1321
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,240
Why?

1322
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,060
They know him well.

1323
00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:00,900
They serve with him.

1324
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,280
Why are they not endorsing him?

1325
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,120
That's a good point.

1326
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,940
Thank you, President Biden.

1327
00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:04,780
We're gonna be right back with more-

1328
00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:05,620
That is a really good point.

1329
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:07,040
This former vice president, right,

1330
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,360
doesn't even support company.

1331
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,880
I mean, they hate each other.

1332
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,200
Yeah, Hunter Pence is also just a fucking idiot too,

1333
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,080
but Mike Pence. Mike Pence, Mike Pence.

1334
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:14,920
Not Hunter Pence.

1335
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,560
I think it's fucking, other dude, he's Christ.

1336
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,480
So, Ali Bakr, who do you think's winning this debate so far?

1337
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,760
I mean, honestly, I will say, you know,

1338
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,080
Trump, I think, is winning it,

1339
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,800
but that was a pretty cold line he just finished with.

1340
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,640
Biden there.

1341
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,480
But the thing is, Biden had one cold line,

1342
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,700
the rest of his lines were,

1343
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,360
I just wish, I just wish Biden, I mean,

1344
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,440
I just wish Trump would answer the questions

1345
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,560
that he's being asked.

1346
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,960
Cause he, I mean, Biden's doing the same thing,

1347
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,000
but he's not doing as much as Trump is,

1348
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,960
where he's just deflecting and then,

1349
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,160
like they just wanna, they wanna keep rebuttaling.

1350
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,920
Biden's trying to get some good insults in,

1351
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,680
but he just doesn't have the steam

1352
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,600
to like make insults anymore.

1353
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,440
No, he doesn't.

1354
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,400
He's really just gotta answer the questions

1355
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,680
and answer them good.

1356
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,820
And if you're gonna have her rebuttal, sure, rebuke,

1357
00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,560
but don't fucking-

1358
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,320
It's all about, it's like comedy.

1359
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,960
It's all about delivery, right?

1360
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,160
Like if you're gonna call Trump,

1361
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,440
like, you know, he fucked a porn star.

1362
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,240
It is, it's charisma, because you look back,

1363
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,160
and I remember the thing they always taught us in school

1364
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,480
was like, like fucking Nixon versus JFK.

1365
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,240
As soon as they started televising those debates,

1366
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,400
like Nixon was in the clear lead there,

1367
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,440
and then as soon as they started being televised,

1368
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,400
and then like JFK was just so much more clearly put together

1369
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,600
and his delivery was better.

1370
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,400
And he was more handsome.

1371
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,960
And he was more handsome and young.

1372
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:47,040
Oh, did Nixon run against JFK in like 1970 or something?

1373
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,120
I don't know the year.

1374
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,640
I could have sworn it was those two,

1375
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,480
but it was whoever-

1376
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,320
It was those two.

1377
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,640
Yeah, because it was,

1378
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,240
as soon as they started televising,

1379
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,960
the polls completely flip-flopped.

1380
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,600
Nixon had a huge lead over JFK in the polls.

1381
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,200
Yeah, because they could see who's like

1382
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,440
gonna be the better leader, not just to read about it.

1383
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,880
Yeah, because you need to be able to read body language too,

1384
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,480
and right now, honestly, both of them

1385
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,880
are pretty fucking shitty.

1386
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,280
So if you had to vote, if you had to vote today,

1387
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,160
every hockey player was born, ever.

1388
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,360
Oh my fucking God.

1389
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,560
How are we gonna bring up hockey at a time like this?

1390
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,840
If you had to vote today, who would you vote for?

1391
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,040
Joe Biden.

1392
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,480
Joe Biden, you would vote for Joe Biden?

1393
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,680
Oh yeah, absolutely.

1394
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,680
No, I'm just fucking with you.

1395
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,320
No, I don't think that's true.

1396
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,160
Okay.

1397
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,240
I'd say Trump, just because I believe

1398
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,040
he's more mentally sound.

1399
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,880
Did you see the fucking stare-offs that fucking Biden was?

1400
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:36,720
He's just-

1401
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,760
Many of our fellow citizens-

1402
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,600
Yeah, it's just like,

1403
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,600
and you're really gonna trust that guy

1404
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,840
who has been fucking struggling his way

1405
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,240
through the last four years.

1406
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,120
You're telling me he's got another four years in the tank?

1407
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,200
No fucking way.

1408
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,880
No, shy.

1409
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,640
No shy, and I know they're practically the same age,

1410
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,080
but it's like, age really is just a number.

1411
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,480
You can be a young 78 year old,

1412
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,480
or you can be a fucking Jimmy Carter 78 year old.

1413
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,160
Just like you can be an old 16 year old.

1414
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,000
Jimmy Carter's fucking 100.

1415
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
I know, I know.

1416
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,160
But you see what I'm saying, it's like you,

1417
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,840
like if you get fucking dementia at 70,

1418
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,880
then sure, like you're fucking,

1419
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,600
like somebody else who's 80, who's a sound mind

1420
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,400
is gonna fucking wipe the floor with you.

1421
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,960
I think Biden actually has dementia.

1422
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,320
I don't think he has dementia,

1423
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,520
but I think that he's starting to slow down.

1424
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,520
Like he's feeling, I don't think that Trump is.

1425
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,560
I think he's still all there.

1426
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,600
And truth be told, I think there's a really good chance

1427
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,760
that if Trump goes in office,

1428
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,800
there's a good chance you start to see his mind slip

1429
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,760
over the next four years.

1430
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,920
Like this is a fucking shiniest of two turds situation

1431
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:48,920
if I've ever seen one.

1432
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,920
The thing that I'm saying is that I think that

1433
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,200
if I was the left, I would let Trump win

1434
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,960
because then he can't run anymore.

1435
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:57,880
I don't know.

1436
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,800
And then he would stop being a problem.

1437
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,320
Yeah, but then you're just gonna have to fight

1438
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,960
with whoever comes up next.

1439
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,880
Yeah, but Trump has such a fucking insane fan base.

1440
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:06,720
No, we're back.

1441
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,080
Black unemployment dropped to a record low

1442
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,280
under your presidency.

1443
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,560
Black families still earn far less than white families.

1444
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,040
Black mothers are still three times more likely to die

1445
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,000
for pregnancy related causes.

1446
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,160
And black Americans are imprisoned

1447
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,640
at five times the rate of white Americans.

1448
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,480
Oh, here we go.

1449
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,400
What do you say to black voters who are disappointed

1450
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,760
that you haven't made more progress?

1451
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,120
I think knowledge has made a lot of progress, number one.

1452
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,040
The fact of the matter is there's more small black businesses

1453
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,480
that have been started than any time in history.

1454
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,040
Number two, the wages of black,

1455
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,160
black unemployment is the lowest level of spending

1456
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,720
in a long, long time.

1457
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:48,560
Number three, we find in providing housing for black.

1458
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,360
Provided black housing.

1459
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,160
Exists among these corporate.

1460
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,520
What about providing white housing?

1461
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,520
I'm poor too.

1462
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,600
Oh boy.

1463
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,480
Keep people out of their houses.

1464
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,200
I think you're housed right now, Tyler, aren't you?

1465
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,040
Currently.

1466
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,880
You have somewhere to go when you leave here.

1467
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,920
Yeah, but I'm fucking struggling.

1468
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,960
Black families have to make relative to childcare

1469
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,200
is incredibly difficult.

1470
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,160
When we did the first major piece of legislation

1471
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:20,920
in the past, I was able to reduce black childcare costs.

1472
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,400
I cut them in half.

1473
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,240
In half.

1474
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,880
You cut black people, kids in half?

1475
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,200
You cut black people in half.

1476
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:27,040
Gotta make sure.

1477
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,880
No, no, bad, bad.

1478
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:30,720
Bad.

1479
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,880
You increase economic growth

1480
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,680
because more people can be in the job market.

1481
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,160
So there's more to be done, considerably more to be done.

1482
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,080
But we've done a great deal so far.

1483
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:40,920
Not yet.

1484
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,280
Not yet.

1485
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,120
We'll get there.

1486
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,800
We've got 49 seconds left.

1487
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,960
What do you say to black voters who are disappointed

1488
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,400
with the progress so far?

1489
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,640
I say I don't blame them for being disappointed.

1490
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,800
Inflation is still hurting them badly.

1491
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,200
For example, I provided for the idea

1492
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,400
that any black family first time homebuyers

1493
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,360
should get a $10,000 tax credit.

1494
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,200
Wait, what?

1495
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,480
To be able to buy their first home

1496
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,080
so they can get started.

1497
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,680
I made sure that we're in a situation

1498
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,400
where all those black families

1499
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,800
are the black individuals.

1500
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,600
I agree, what?

1501
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,720
What?

1502
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,960
Yeah, is that a thing?

1503
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:17,920
Can I identify as black?

1504
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:21,360
So if you're black, you just get $10,000 by home.

1505
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:22,280
What the fuck?

1506
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,920
That's kind of what you just said.

1507
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,200
That's fucked up, man.

1508
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,040
After 10 years, millions have benefited.

1509
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,000
Why?

1510
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,360
And we're gonna do a whole lot more for black families.

1511
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,200
Thank you, President Trump.

1512
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,360
I don't know enough about the problem

1513
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,360
to give a take on that, to be honest.

1514
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,320
I know I'm uninformed.

1515
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,560
He caused the inflation,

1516
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,400
and it's killing black families and Hispanic families

1517
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,040
and just about everybody.

1518
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,000
It's killing people.

1519
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,880
Who really caused the inflation?

1520
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,640
They're both blaming each other for causing the inflation.

1521
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,080
Isn't that more like, was that more just like

1522
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,400
global economies shit?

1523
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,760
It's not just us, right?

1524
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,600
But the thing is, it's our economy shit

1525
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,440
than everyone else's is.

1526
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,040
It was perfect, it was so good.

1527
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,720
All he had to do was leave it in the sky.

1528
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,280
He destroyed it with his Green New scam

1529
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,120
and all of the other-

1530
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:08,960
Green New scam?

1531
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,720
All this money that's being thrown out the window.

1532
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,400
He caused inflation.

1533
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,320
As sure as you're sitting there,

1534
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:19,240
the fact is that his big kill on the black people

1535
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,240
is the millions of people that he's allowed

1536
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,280
to come in through the border.

1537
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,760
They're taking black jobs now, and it could be 18,

1538
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,520
it could be 19, and even 20 million people.

1539
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,760
They're taking black jobs, and they're taking Hispanic jobs,

1540
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,160
and you haven't seen it yet,

1541
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,320
but you're gonna see something

1542
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,360
that's gonna be the worst in our history.

1543
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,960
Thank you, President Biden.

1544
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:38,800
Thank you.

1545
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,620
Thank you.

1546
01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:41,440
There was no inflation when I became president.

1547
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,280
You know why?

1548
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,640
The economy was flat on its back.

1549
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,160
50% unemployment.

1550
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,000
He decimated the economy.

1551
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,480
Saved our souls.

1552
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,880
Decimated the economy.

1553
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:50,880
That's why there was no inflation.

1554
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,600
That's how I feel right now.

1555
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,880
There were no jobs.

1556
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,000
We provided thousands of millions of jobs

1557
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,120
for individuals who were in ball communities,

1558
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,680
including minority communities.

1559
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,880
We made sure that they have health insurance.

1560
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,880
We have covered, the ACA has increased.

1561
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:09,160
I made sure that there are $8,000 per person in a family

1562
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,160
to get written off for the healthcare,

1563
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,560
but this guy wants to eliminate that.

1564
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,000
They tried 50 times.

1565
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,240
He wants to get rid of the ACA again,

1566
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,120
and they're gonna try again if they win.

1567
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,360
We find ourselves in a position where the idea

1568
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,960
that we're not doing any, I put more,

1569
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,720
we put more police on the street

1570
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,560
than any administration has.

1571
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,400
I was gonna say, what's that one do?

1572
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,240
We're supposed to cut the cops.

1573
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,200
We're providing for equity,

1574
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,880
equity in making sure people have a shot to make it.

1575
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,280
There's a lot going on,

1576
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:40,880
and then inflation, he caused it by his tremendous amount.

1577
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,720
This is the way to handle the pandemic.

1578
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,560
Thank you.

1579
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,720
Another persistent challenge is the climate crisis.

1580
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,040
2023 was the hottest year in recorded history

1581
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,200
in communities across the country

1582
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,640
are confronting the devastating effects of extreme heat,

1583
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,520
intensifying wildfires, stronger hurricanes,

1584
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,320
and rising sea levels.

1585
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,440
Former President Trump,

1586
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,880
you've vowed to end your opponent's climate initiatives,

1587
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,960
but will you take any action as president

1588
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,880
to slow the climate crisis?

1589
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,000
Let me just go back to what he said about the place.

1590
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,400
It's fucking hotter than it used to be.

1591
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,240
How close to Germany.

1592
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,800
What the fuck are you talking about?

1593
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,120
They're talking about climate change.

1594
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,720
Oh, I thought you meant like downstairs.

1595
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,720
I'm like, I guess.

1596
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,800
I don't know, I mean, like, this last week was humid.

1597
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,560
And what he's done to the black,

1598
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,280
the black population is horrible.

1599
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,680
Including the fact that for 10 years,

1600
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:30,520
he called them super predators.

1601
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:31,360
Today was fucking gorgeous though.

1602
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,360
In the 1990s, we can't forget that.

1603
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,280
Super predators was his name.

1604
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,120
And he called it to all.

1605
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,080
And they've taken great offense at it.

1606
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,880
And now they see it happening.

1607
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,800
But when they see what I did for criminal justice reform,

1608
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,840
and for the historically black colleges and universities,

1609
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,280
well, I funded them and got them all funded.

1610
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,680
And the opportunity zones with Tim, as you know,

1611
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,280
Tim Scott was incredible.

1612
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,440
He did a great job.

1613
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,960
Great senator from South Carolina.

1614
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,560
Tim Scott, oh my god, fucking motherfucker.

1615
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,160
He's such a goofy motherfucker.

1616
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,520
I have no idea who the fuck you're talking about.

1617
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,320
He ran for president in the Republican Party.

1618
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,400
He's the black guy, the bald head.

1619
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,240
Oh, that guy?

1620
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,760
Yeah, yeah.

1621
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,720
Such a goofy motherfucker.

1622
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,920
I don't like it.

1623
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,440
The best numbers.

1624
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,800
He's lost much of the black population

1625
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,440
because he's done a horrible job for black people.

1626
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,480
He's also done a horrible job for Hispanics.

1627
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,040
But when you see these millions of people pouring

1628
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,080
into our country, and they're going to take the jobs,

1629
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,120
and it's already started, and you haven't seen anything yet,

1630
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:34,880
it's a disaster.

1631
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,040
38 seconds left of president's job.

1632
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,800
Will you take any action as president

1633
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:41,640
to slow the climate crisis?

1634
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:45,440
So I want absolutely immaculate, clean water.

1635
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,880
And I want absolutely clean air.

1636
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,080
And we had it.

1637
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,520
We had H2O.

1638
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,440
We had the best numbers ever.

1639
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,760
We had water.

1640
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,280
We have no water with Biden in office.

1641
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,440
People are dehydrated.

1642
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:07,600
There have been more dead people since Biden has taken office.

1643
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,680
There were more dead people now than there

1644
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,120
were when I was in office in the past.

1645
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,360
We had water.

1646
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,560
We don't have water anymore.

1647
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,480
These are huge problems, huge.

1648
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,840
There are a higher rate of acute kidney failure.

1649
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,080
Due to dehydration.

1650
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,880
We find ourselves in, by the way, black colleges.

1651
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:29,040
I came up with $15 billion for HBCUs.

1652
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,600
What the fuck is a black college?

1653
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,440
Yeah, they have black colleges, actually.

1654
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,160
They just have colleges for black people.

1655
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:40,320
Biden brought back segregation, question mark?

1656
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,600
Segregation equals good, question mark, Biden?

1657
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,240
Wow.

1658
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,440
We have jobs in high tech.

1659
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:49,240
We're in a situation where the idea that he is

1660
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,440
by a claim that has done something that has

1661
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,560
put his water in the middle of the middle of nowhere.

1662
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,400
He hasn't done a damn thing, but he did it by a claim.

1663
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,920
The Irishman's court.

1664
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:03,760
I saw a video of Biden with a 2008 or something.

1665
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:05,400
And he's like, we do it.

1666
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,960
He called them apes.

1667
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,920
No, he's like, we definitely do not support gay marriage.

1668
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,120
It's climate change.

1669
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:11,640
Oh, yeah.

1670
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,440
Marriage is between a man and a woman.

1671
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,840
Yeah, it's all placating fucking shit.

1672
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,440
The Paris Accord was going to cost us a trillion dollars.

1673
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,400
But also, in the 1990s, he called black people apes.

1674
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:20,760
And China nothing, and Russia nothing.

1675
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:22,800
He did say some racist things, yeah, back in the day.

1676
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,320
It was a ripoff of the United States.

1677
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,560
And I ended it because I didn't want to waste that money

1678
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,840
because they treated us horribly.

1679
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,880
We were the only ones who was costing us money.

1680
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,520
Nobody else was paying into it.

1681
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,760
And it was a disaster.

1682
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,520
But everything that I said just now,

1683
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,480
I'll give you an example.

1684
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,000
I heard him say before, insulin.

1685
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,760
I'm the one that got the insulin down for the seniors.

1686
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,360
I took care of the seniors.

1687
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,480
What he's doing is destroying all of our medical programs

1688
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,760
because the migrants coming in, they want everybody.

1689
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,240
And look, I have the biggest heart on the stage.

1690
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:54,480
I guarantee you that.

1691
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,160
And I want to take care of people.

1692
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:59,120
I know with my heart of hearts.

1693
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,080
More apart, my heart of hearts.

1694
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,800
I got the biggest heart of this motherfucker.

1695
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,360
I have the biggest heart, the biggest heart,

1696
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,840
and a gumption on the stage.

1697
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:13,640
The idea is that in fact, there are people

1698
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,280
who are the only ones of consequence.

1699
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,880
The fuck that drags this fool.

1700
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,320
We're not members of the Paris Accord.

1701
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,480
How can we do anything that we've not able to?

1702
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:26,960
You're in the combat scene soon to be former President Biden.

1703
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,760
We're making significant progress.

1704
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,960
By 2035, we will have cut pollution in half.

1705
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,920
We have made significant progress.

1706
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,520
And we're continuing to make progress.

1707
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,480
We set up a climate corps for thousands of young people

1708
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:42,680
learning how to deal with just like the Peace Corps.

1709
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,920
And we're moving in directions that

1710
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,760
are going to significantly change the elements of cause

1711
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:48,720
of pollution.

1712
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,440
I don't know, Dan.

1713
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:55,280
Dan was thinking that, Dan says Joe Biden's pretty compelling.

1714
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,200
He's had some good points.

1715
01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:58,960
You know Dan.

1716
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,960
He's a sarcastic bastard.

1717
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:06,320
I think that this is fucking really bad on both ends.

1718
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,400
Ladies and gentlemen of America, this

1719
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,960
is the best we have to offer.

1720
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,840
These two fucking, these two fucking idiots.

1721
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:18,880
We need me and Casey on a fucking stage.

1722
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,440
And we'll argue back and forth to see who will be the president.

1723
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:25,640
We'll argue as to who you think the shiniest of these two

1724
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:28,920
turds is.

1725
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,880
Me and fucking Dan will moderate it.

1726
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,200
Just keep giving us questions.

1727
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,480
I'll be like, Casey jerked off in a library.

1728
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:41,680
Do you really want him to be a president?

1729
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,600
Casey, you have 38 seconds left.

1730
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,120
Tyler, Tyler, you cannot use Casey's mic

1731
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,680
because we muted yours.

1732
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,720
Get back to your stand.

1733
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,760
Political debate between me and Tyler.

1734
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,200
The president of the podcast.

1735
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,760
We should do that next week.

1736
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,400
We should have me and Dan prepare questions for you two.

1737
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,760
I'm not going to be here next week.

1738
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:04,280
No.

1739
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,520
Two weeks from now.

1740
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:06,760
You should write questions.

1741
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,920
Two weeks from now I'll do it though.

1742
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:09,640
All right.

1743
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:10,140
All right.

1744
01:10:10,140 --> 01:10:12,400
Me and Dan can do that.

1745
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,400
I'm out of internship in two weeks too.

1746
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:19,640
So I'll be able to keep it going late.

1747
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,240
So you still have 82 seconds left.

1748
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,560
Yeah, I'm going on vacation.

1749
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:23,040
Good for you.

1750
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,360
Are there any other measures that you think

1751
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,360
that would be able to help keep Social Security solvent?

1752
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,920
Or is that one enough?

1753
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,680
I don't know nothing about solvents.

1754
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,200
But I do know shit about solutions, my dude.

1755
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,680
I took that chemistry in seventh grade.

1756
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,640
There's plenty to cut in Social Security.

1757
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:39,440
You want to cut Social Security and Medicare.

1758
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,480
Mrs. Fitzgerald, she knew a thing or two

1759
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:44,280
about those chemicals and the solutions.

1760
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:48,440
The House Republican caucus that he supports is in fact.

1761
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:49,520
We have caucuses.

1762
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,400
We have fucking Bunsen murders.

1763
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:55,560
We have fucking flasks and shit though.

1764
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,040
We're fucking mixing those things up.

1765
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:00,160
We have phosphates and shit.

1766
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,800
All different color flames and shit.

1767
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,440
Come to St. Louis.

1768
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:03,240
Crazy, dude.

1769
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:03,800
Go crazy.

1770
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,520
Don't cry.

1771
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:09,400
All I know is I want Buffalo chicken.

1772
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,200
Yeah, but I got some buffalo chicken.

1773
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,080
Because they have a pre-existing condition.

1774
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,840
The face of existence.

1775
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:18,840
Is the fact that they in fact are part of the ACA.

1776
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:21,440
And by the way, the other thing is, we're in a situation

1777
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:22,280
where we're talking about education.

1778
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,680
Biden has been Cincinnati positive

1779
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,680
since he stepped on the stage.

1780
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,920
Cincinnati positive.

1781
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,240
Jesus Christ.

1782
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:31,120
Yeah, dude, could you imagine if we just saw Biden's face

1783
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,360
slowly start drooping?

1784
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,960
$15,000.

1785
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,840
Trump should just fucking do with Cincinnati real quick.

1786
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,880
Sir, can you please repeat back to me,

1787
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,160
you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

1788
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:50,040
You can't teach a new dog the, what was the question?

1789
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,800
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy.

1790
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:52,440
He lies.

1791
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,680
I've never seen that he could look you in the face.

1792
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,200
About so many other things too.

1793
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,560
And we mentioned the laptop.

1794
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,600
We mentioned Russia, Russia, Russia, Ukraine, Ukraine.

1795
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,640
Everything he does is a lie.

1796
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:07,160
It's misinformation and disinformation.

1797
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:08,160
The losers and so-

1798
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,480
Big distinction there.

1799
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,640
It's information and disinformation.

1800
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,040
It's a disgrace.

1801
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,160
But social security-

1802
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,600
They really fucking hate Joe.

1803
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,160
He gives you that misinformation,

1804
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:20,680
but let me tell you, I got disinformation, bitch.

1805
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,040
Heal this Biden.

1806
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,160
I think normally during the May 2 May start,

1807
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,040
they shake hands, right?

1808
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,400
They didn't do that.

1809
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,840
I don't think they're going to when they end either.

1810
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,440
They should have given a little fucking elbow

1811
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,840
bumps to one another.

1812
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,840
He doesn't know what he's doing.

1813
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,240
Fucking COVID handshake.

1814
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,560
It's really coming back.

1815
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,240
I've never seen such anger-

1816
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:43,080
Tyler's over here watching roses get freeze dried.

1817
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:48,360
What the fuck is going on over there?

1818
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,840
I don't know.

1819
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,600
This came up.

1820
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,320
The brain rot on social media is getting so bad.

1821
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,600
I was born to wear this.

1822
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,360
That's what he said.

1823
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,160
He was the one standing with trash.

1824
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:05,920
That's a dude, Tyler.

1825
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,160
And Ty edition.

1826
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,240
Fedboy.

1827
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:13,720
It was the chick from Scott Pilgrim.

1828
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,000
I've never watched that movie.

1829
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:15,640
Good movie.

1830
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,280
Good series, too.

1831
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:17,800
I know.

1832
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,960
I fucked up.

1833
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,520
We're doing better than any other nation in the world.

1834
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:24,160
And by the way, those 15 Nobel laureates

1835
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:27,280
he talked about being phony, those 15 Nobel laureates,

1836
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,400
economists, they all said that if Trump is reelected,

1837
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,480
we're likely to have a recession.

1838
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,880
And inflation is going to increase and go up.

1839
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,720
And by the way, worst president in history,

1840
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:41,000
159 presidential scholars voted him the worst president

1841
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,920
in the history of the United States of America.

1842
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:43,920
President Biden, thank you so much.

1843
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,560
Let's turn to the cost of child care.

1844
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,240
That woman just doesn't age, does she?

1845
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:47,960
No.

1846
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,560
President Trump, both you and President Biden

1847
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,480
have tried to address this issue.

1848
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,600
But the average cost of child care in this country

1849
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:59,080
is $1,000 a year per child for many families.

1850
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,200
The cost of child care for two children

1851
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,280
is more than their rent.

1852
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:04,840
In your second term, what would you

1853
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,040
do to make child care more affordable?

1854
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,400
I'd kill all the children.

1855
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,800
I thought that was him vermining.

1856
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,160
Wow.

1857
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,120
We've got to get the population under control.

1858
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,920
The children are the solution.

1859
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,400
They haven't been alive long.

1860
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,080
They'll be susceptible to the manipulation.

1861
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,480
We can put them in camps and we'll kill them.

1862
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,160
It'll be easy.

1863
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,040
I've never seen a fire ready, but I did fire a lot.

1864
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,600
I fired Comey because he was no good.

1865
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,920
I fired a lot of the top people at the FBI,

1866
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:31,920
drained the swamp.

1867
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:32,680
They were no good.

1868
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:33,400
I drained the swamp.

1869
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,200
Not easy to fire people.

1870
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,360
You'd pay a price for it.

1871
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,240
But they were no good.

1872
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:37,280
I inherited these people.

1873
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:37,800
I didn't put them.

1874
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,000
They didn't put Comey there.

1875
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,800
He was no good.

1876
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,120
I fired him.

1877
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,800
This guy hasn't fired anybody.

1878
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,080
He never fires.

1879
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:47,360
He should have fired every military man that was involved

1880
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,920
with that Afghan, the Afghanistan horror show.

1881
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:51,720
Oh, I've got to hear this.

1882
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,040
The most embarrassing moment in the history of our country.

1883
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,600
This is what I wanted to hear, to pull out.

1884
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:56,920
Did you fire anybody?

1885
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:59,240
Did you fire anybody that's on the border that's

1886
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,280
allowed us to have the worst border in the history

1887
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:01,680
of the world?

1888
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:05,080
Did anybody fire for allowing 18 million people, many

1889
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:08,920
from prisons, many from mental institutions?

1890
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,480
He's fucking laying it down right now.

1891
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,000
Yeah, he is.

1892
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,920
To be destroyed.

1893
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:16,200
Joe, our country is being destroyed as you and I sit up

1894
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,480
here and waste a lot of time on this debate.

1895
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,960
This shouldn't be a debate.

1896
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,360
He is the worst president.

1897
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:23,960
He just said about me because I said it.

1898
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,760
But look, he's the worst president

1899
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,080
in the history of our country.

1900
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,360
He's destroyed our country.

1901
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,520
Now all of a sudden, he's trying to get a little tough

1902
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:31,080
on the border.

1903
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:34,520
He came out with a nothing deal.

1904
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:37,280
And it reduced it a little bit.

1905
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,520
This is actually a good point Trump just made.

1906
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,320
They were talking about he's like, I fucking fired all

1907
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,200
the people in the FBI that weren't fucking good.

1908
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,000
I fired Comey.

1909
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:45,840
I did all that.

1910
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,080
You didn't fire a single person after that fucking botched job

1911
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:52,360
of an Afghanistan pullout.

1912
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:55,640
You didn't fire anybody on the fucking border

1913
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,600
when you're letting all those people through,

1914
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,280
the criminals coming from prison.

1915
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:00,280
Who said that, Trump?

1916
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,640
Trump did, yeah.

1917
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,640
That is crazy.

1918
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,200
He didn't fucking fire anybody after that.

1919
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,440
The most admired country in the world

1920
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:09,600
with the United States of America,

1921
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,440
there's nothing beyond our capacity.

1922
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:13,920
We have the finest military in the history of the world.

1923
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:16,080
The finest in the history of the world.

1924
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,640
No one thinks we're weak.

1925
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,040
No one wants to screw around with us.

1926
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:19,600
With you?

1927
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,760
Nobody.

1928
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:23,520
North Korea does.

1929
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:24,200
North Korea.

1930
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,680
Russia, China.

1931
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:31,040
Dude, North Korea is just like the honey badger of politics.

1932
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:32,600
They'll just fight anything.

1933
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,920
But they're real stupid.

1934
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,120
Yeah, they're real stupid.

1935
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,400
They're actually going to get killed.

1936
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,080
They'll go into a wasp nest and just start eating shit.

1937
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,880
They don't give a fuck that they're getting stung.

1938
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,960
That's a fact.

1939
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,880
That's not conjecture.

1940
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,200
He can argue they're wrong, but that's what they voted.

1941
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:52,200
The idea that he is doing anything to deal with child care.

1942
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,560
That's certified brain rot right there.

1943
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,760
Is that carpet cleaning?

1944
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:57,920
Yeah.

1945
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,760
I've spent way too much time watching that shit.

1946
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,600
Increase the availability of women.

1947
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,640
My ADHD fucking meter is just, I'm like, well,

1948
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,320
this has been going on for too long.

1949
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,160
Yeah.

1950
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:09,840
To hold, to have child care for so long.

1951
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,840
President Trump, the question was about what would you

1952
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,320
do to make child care affordable?

1953
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,280
I want to take your question.

1954
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,480
That issue is in.

1955
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:18,480
That is fucking bitch black.

1956
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:19,960
That they rate them the worst.

1957
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:23,280
You know those fucking things in dirt before they do it.

1958
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:23,760
I'll show you.

1959
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:24,520
I will show you.

1960
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,960
And they raped me one of the best.

1961
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:26,440
OK.

1962
01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:27,840
I thought they raped me.

1963
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,080
They raped me one of the best.

1964
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:30,600
Holy shit.

1965
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:31,920
I got raped so good.

1966
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:34,880
Nobody's ever created an economy like us.

1967
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:36,840
Nobody ever cut taxes like us.

1968
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:37,880
He's the only one I know.

1969
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,680
He wants to raise your taxes by four times.

1970
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,840
He wants to raise everybody's taxes by four times.

1971
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,280
He wants the Trump tax cuts to expire.

1972
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,600
So everybody, including the people who are going to pay

1973
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,560
four to five times, nobody ever had to do it.

1974
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:51,320
Four to five?

1975
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:51,960
Four to five.

1976
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,160
What's four times?

1977
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,360
Can I get a six?

1978
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,840
Can I get a six times?

1979
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:59,160
We pay, we pay.

1980
01:17:59,160 --> 01:17:59,960
Can I get a six?

1981
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:00,840
Oh, can I get a seven?

1982
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,520
We got seven times over.

1983
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,000
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

1984
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,000
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven,

1985
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,600
seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven,

1986
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,440
seven times the tax raising.

1987
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:11,280
Biden.

1988
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,800
Woo.

1989
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,400
We already paid 25% in taxes.

1990
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,680
Four times that is 100%.

1991
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,280
He's like, Biden wants to take your entire paycheck

1992
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,000
to work it for nothing.

1993
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,360
Biden wants straight up fucking communism.

1994
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,800
I mean, we basically have that in New York already.

1995
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:33,160
$2,500 a year more because they're

1996
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,120
going to have to pay the difference.

1997
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:39,000
Biden's eyes are open for the first time this entire debate.

1998
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,600
Oh my god.

1999
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,280
He just showed the pearly blues off.

2000
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:47,040
Biden has not raised, he somehow helped the middle class.

2001
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,680
Wow, and he's right back to sleep.

2002
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:53,080
Never seen such a quick flip flop.

2003
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,960
That was an absent seizure that we just

2004
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,040
witnessed on live television.

2005
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:57,960
Holy shit.

2006
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,360
Jesus Christ.

2007
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,200
Number one.

2008
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:06,640
Number two, you have not in fact made any contact, any progress

2009
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:07,840
with China.

2010
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,840
We are the lowest trade deficit in China since 2010.

2011
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,200
You haven't made any contact with China.

2012
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,440
You haven't talked to them.

2013
01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:13,280
You lost contact with China.

2014
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,440
Well, you're not the president.

2015
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:17,880
So I'm just going to be like, well, I'm not the president.

2016
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:20,400
Both of you have made a top priority in your first term,

2017
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,880
the opioid crisis.

2018
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:25,600
And for both of you, the number of overdose deaths

2019
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,480
in this country has gone up.

2020
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,080
Under your term, it went up.

2021
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:31,200
Under your term, it has gone up.

2022
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,520
Former President Trump, despite the efforts that both of you

2023
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,000
have made, more than 100,000 Americans

2024
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,760
are dying from overdoses every year,

2025
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,520
primarily from fentanyl and other opioids.

2026
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:40,600
We're going to crack down.

2027
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,000
We've got to stop using it.

2028
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,480
Right now in the throes of addiction

2029
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,520
who are struggling to get the treatment they need.

2030
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:52,240
To finish up, we now have the largest deficit in the world.

2031
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:56,360
Complete disregard of the fucking question.

2032
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,880
All right, Biden's lost look is just because he

2033
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:00,680
can't follow Trump anymore.

2034
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,080
So I think he's afraid to deal with him or something.

2035
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,000
I'll get to that.

2036
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,800
Anyways.

2037
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,400
Because we bring in so much money.

2038
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,040
But there's a thing though.

2039
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,240
He says just to finish up.

2040
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:10,440
And it's like he's going to give like a sentence

2041
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,560
or two, but the guy ignores it.

2042
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,160
Tremendous.

2043
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,680
And we saved our steel industries.

2044
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:15,680
And there was more to come.

2045
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,160
We're talking about steel industries.

2046
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,880
He asked you about the fucking opioid crisis, you dimwit.

2047
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,400
There's no answer to the opioid crisis, guys.

2048
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:25,320
Yeah, I don't really think that's either of those guys.

2049
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,200
And he's got the worst.

2050
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,520
It's just a problem.

2051
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:28,160
Yeah.

2052
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,000
With China.

2053
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,000
China's going to own us.

2054
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,840
You think the president's going to stop that?

2055
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,560
To do what they're doing to us as a country.

2056
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:34,560
They only have so much power.

2057
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,280
They are killing us as a country, Joe.

2058
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:37,760
And you can't let that happen.

2059
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,000
You're destroying our country.

2060
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,240
So if I were Biden or Trump, because they both do it,

2061
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:45,040
I would just come back at him with like,

2062
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,200
how about you answer the question this guy asks you,

2063
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,560
because you seem afraid to.

2064
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,880
That's a fucking zinger that either one of these guys

2065
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,080
could throw out, and they're staying away from it.

2066
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,360
Two and a half, almost three years of like nobody's

2067
01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:58,400
ever had before any country in every way.

2068
01:20:58,400 --> 01:20:59,840
And then we had to get tough.

2069
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,480
And it was the drugs pouring across the border.

2070
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:04,240
OK, he's finally answering it.

2071
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,680
It started to increase.

2072
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:06,640
We got weight equipment.

2073
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:07,400
It's all about the border.

2074
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,400
How do you solve the opioid epidemic?

2075
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,760
Well, I mean, half of the opioids in America

2076
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,040
come from Mexico.

2077
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,760
And we had more than half of them.

2078
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,120
Very low numbers, very, very low numbers.

2079
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,400
Then he came along.

2080
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,880
The numbers, have you seen the numbers now?

2081
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:22,800
It's not only the 18 million people

2082
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,440
that I believe is even low, because the gotaways,

2083
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:27,720
they don't even talk about gotaways.

2084
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:31,880
But the numbers of the amount of drugs and human traffic

2085
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:35,680
in women coming across our border, the worst thing

2086
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:38,600
I've ever seen, numbers that nobody's ever

2087
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,480
seen under him, because the border's so bad.

2088
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:44,280
But the number of drugs coming across our border

2089
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:47,200
now is the largest we've ever had by far.

2090
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,200
President Trump, thank you.

2091
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:49,000
President Biden?

2092
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,080
Fentanyl and the byproducts of fentanyl

2093
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,800
went down for a while.

2094
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:53,280
Fent.

2095
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,720
And I want to make sure we use the machinery that

2096
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:56,760
can detect fentanyl.

2097
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,000
Damn bro, I do fent.

2098
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,720
It rolls over everything that comes across the border.

2099
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:00,840
Call me fucking Fentywop.

2100
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,960
And it costs a lot of money.

2101
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:02,480
Fentywop.

2102
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,080
That was part of this deal we put together,

2103
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:05,520
this bipartisan deal.

2104
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:10,000
More fentanyl machines, more being able to detect drugs,

2105
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:14,200
more numbers of agents, more numbers of all the people

2106
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:15,240
at the border.

2107
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,600
Oh, people at the border.

2108
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,120
When he called his Republican colleagues and said,

2109
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:22,360
don't do it, it's going to hurt me politically.

2110
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:22,840
Politically?

2111
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:27,360
He can't even.

2112
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,920
Can somebody get this guy a bottle of water?

2113
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:33,160
Jesus Christ.

2114
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:33,640
Politically.

2115
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:37,480
Mexico is working with us to make sure they don't have

2116
01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:39,280
the technology to be able to put it together.

2117
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,640
He's just giving away all his money.

2118
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:44,880
He's breathing away all the fucking H2O in his body

2119
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,880
right now.

2120
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:46,560
I need help.

2121
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:49,000
Americans in the throes of addiction right now struggling

2122
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,120
to get the treatment they need.

2123
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:52,200
The question is this.

2124
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,960
He sounds like he just got finished eating a loaf of bread.

2125
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,960
I made a catch and release.

2126
01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:59,480
I made a catch and release in Mexico, not catch and release

2127
01:22:59,480 --> 01:22:59,980
here.

2128
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:02,320
There's like one milliliter of fucking water

2129
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:03,800
in his entire mouth.

2130
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:06,160
I got it all for nothing.

2131
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:07,800
It's just like when you have a hostage,

2132
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,480
we always pay $6 billion for every time we say there's

2133
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:11,560
a hostage.

2134
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,880
Now we have a hostage, a Wall Street Journal reporter.

2135
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,560
I think a good guy.

2136
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,000
And he's over there because Putin is over there.

2137
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,240
Biden's got to stop looking down because he looks 10 years

2138
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,880
older every time he does it.

2139
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:24,920
I will have him out.

2140
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:26,280
What's he looking at right now?

2141
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:26,800
His hands?

2142
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,400
As soon as I take office, before I take office, I say,

2143
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:32,200
Where am I?

2144
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,640
What the fuck am I doing right now?

2145
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,120
Wait, they're asking me questions?

2146
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,000
I'm the president?

2147
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:40,040
But Putin's probably asking for billions and billions of dollars

2148
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:40,640
because this guy paid for every day.

2149
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:41,840
Who is Trump talking about?

2150
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,240
Oh my god, did he say my name?

2151
01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:44,280
$6 billion for five people.

2152
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,000
You're still in the fucking carpet video?

2153
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,280
Holy shit.

2154
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:49,400
No, now we're on to the bottom of it, though.

2155
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:49,880
Oh.

2156
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:51,320
Thank you, President Trump, Dana.

2157
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,440
Let's turn to concerns that voters have.

2158
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:53,560
Thank you, President Trump.

2159
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,040
Oh, what was that?

2160
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,640
President Biden, you would be 86 at the end of your second term.

2161
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,480
These fucking mediators are just as clueless

2162
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:04,160
as the fucking former president and the soon-to-other

2163
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,680
B-former president.

2164
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:08,160
They're just calling him old.

2165
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:12,600
Well, first of all, I think that I could be being critical.

2166
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,360
They should just ask both of them,

2167
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:19,120
do you think you will be alive in four years?

2168
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:21,200
How is your health right now?

2169
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,320
Biden, are you OK?

2170
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,840
You look like you're having a TIA.

2171
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,160
Look at what I've done.

2172
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:29,760
Biden, we're hearing from upstairs that we're hearing

2173
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,080
from the CNN team that the medical team would

2174
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,600
like to evaluate you.

2175
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:35,720
You look like you're having a TIA.

2176
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:39,800
Billions of dollars in private investment in enterprises.

2177
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,520
We are going.

2178
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,560
By the way, we brought an awful lot of people.

2179
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,560
The whole idea of computer chips,

2180
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,360
we used to have 40% of the market.

2181
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:50,120
We invented those chips.

2182
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,440
And we lost it because he was sending people

2183
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:53,880
to find the cheapest jobs overseas.

2184
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,960
I'm being dead serious.

2185
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:57,320
It pains me to listen to Biden because I just

2186
01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,800
want to give him a glass of water.

2187
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:02,360
I really do.

2188
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:03,400
Thank you, pity the guy.

2189
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,000
His voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

2190
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,240
It's like fucking help him out a little bit.

2191
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:10,040
You also feel bad.

2192
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:13,080
You're just like, god, someone help this guy.

2193
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:19,080
I just picture his fucking vocal cords with zero fucking

2194
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:21,720
moisture whatsoever just flapping together

2195
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:22,560
every time he talks.

2196
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:27,440
President Biden, you have 40 seconds left.

2197
01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:28,720
Would you like to add anything?

2198
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:29,680
I would.

2199
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:34,280
The idea that somehow we are in a very big country.

2200
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:37,240
I've never heard a president talk like this before.

2201
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:39,160
We're the envy of the world.

2202
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:42,600
We're the only major country in the world

2203
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,280
that wouldn't trade places with the United States of America.

2204
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:48,960
All our problems in America are the most progressive country

2205
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:49,480
in the world.

2206
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:51,080
This is the worst political commentary.

2207
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:52,560
The strongest country in the world.

2208
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,320
The country in the world who keeps on going.

2209
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,040
This is bad.

2210
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:57,120
Everybody trusts all of our allies.

2211
01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:59,640
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Untitled podcast

2212
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,560
where you hear two fucking jagaloons that

2213
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:04,080
know nothing about politics commentate

2214
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:08,200
on the health of the two presidential candidates.

2215
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:11,160
And then Tyler, I mean Casey, who knows what he's talking about

2216
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:13,640
remains primarily silent.

2217
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,800
What do you say to voters who have concerns

2218
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,080
about your capabilities to serve?

2219
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:20,040
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.

2220
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:20,640
I aced him.

2221
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:24,120
He took none.

2222
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:25,280
I'd like to see him take one.

2223
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,080
I'd like to see him take it.

2224
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,240
Like go through the first five words.

2225
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,760
He'd get lost on the way to it.

2226
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,880
He's got facial droop on the left.

2227
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:32,880
Physical examiner.

2228
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:33,960
Facial droop.

2229
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:35,320
That's a smug smile.

2230
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:37,920
We knock on wood wherever we may have wood.

2231
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:41,080
We knock on wood wherever we may have wood.

2232
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:42,120
Not even senior.

2233
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:43,520
Two regular club championships.

2234
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:46,440
To do that, you have to be quite smart,

2235
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,680
and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way.

2236
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:49,360
And I do it here.

2237
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:54,480
I could feel the bone dry air leave Joe Biden's lungs

2238
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:55,400
on that fake left.

2239
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,200
I feel like I'm in very good shape.

2240
01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,880
I feel like I'm in good shape as I was 25, 30 years ago.

2241
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,320
Fucking cobweb blows out of his mouth.

2242
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:07,320
I feel very good.

2243
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:08,240
I feel the same.

2244
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:09,720
But I was willing to take it.

2245
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:10,960
He's just a skeleton.

2246
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:11,440
You know what?

2247
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:13,480
If I didn't do well, I aced him.

2248
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:16,160
Dr. Ronny Jackson, who's a great guy when

2249
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,360
he was White House doctor.

2250
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,760
And then after the doctorate, I was similar.

2251
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:20,320
Dr. Ronny Jackson.

2252
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,000
One of them said they'd never seen anybody.

2253
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:22,840
Aced him.

2254
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:25,200
Thank you.

2255
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,520
We're like, yeah, sure.

2256
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:27,840
All right, thanks, Trump.

2257
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:28,880
On to the next one.

2258
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:31,720
I was 25 pounds.

2259
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:34,520
Well, you said 6'4", 200.

2260
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:36,720
Well, anyway, that's what you're thinking.

2261
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:38,720
Let's take a look at what he says he is.

2262
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,120
Take a look at what he is.

2263
01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:42,800
Look, I'd be happy to have a driving contest with him.

2264
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:43,680
The ream I got.

2265
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,080
Let's get a fucking.

2266
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:45,580
No!

2267
01:27:45,580 --> 01:27:46,080
That's a fucking.

2268
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,880
That's a Biden versus Trump down park.

2269
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,520
That's a presidential race I can get behind, man.

2270
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:51,920
Hell yeah, baby!

2271
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:55,240
I would say whoever wins gets to be president.

2272
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,800
See what the fucking drag strip Trump.

2273
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:01,720
That was a handicap.

2274
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,280
Fucking fast and furious, this shit.

2275
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,000
Oh, they're talking about driving like golf.

2276
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,440
Let's not act like children.

2277
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:11,480
Let's not act like children.

2278
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:15,600
To a specific concern that voters have about you,

2279
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,400
will you pledge tonight that once all legal challenges have

2280
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:23,000
been exhausted, that you will accept the results of this

2281
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,160
election, regardless of who wins,

2282
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:29,920
and you will say right now that political violence in any form

2283
01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:31,520
is unacceptable?

2284
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:32,880
Well, I shouldn't have to say that,

2285
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,440
but of course I believe that.

2286
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,000
It's totally unacceptable.

2287
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:36,720
Oh, he answered it.

2288
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:38,120
And if you would see my statements

2289
01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:40,840
that I made on Twitter at the time, and also my statement

2290
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,280
that I made on Twitter, you would

2291
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:44,560
place one of the strongest statements you've ever seen.

2292
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,480
In addition to the speech I made,

2293
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,960
in front of, I believe, the largest crowd I've ever spoken

2294
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,160
to, and I will tell you, nobody ever talks about that.

2295
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:52,920
He should let the mediators butt in and fact check him.

2296
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:54,440
A relatively small number of people

2297
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:56,840
that went to the Capitol, and in many cases,

2298
01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:58,520
were ushered in by the police.

2299
01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:02,160
And as Nancy Pelosi said, it was her responsibility, not mine.

2300
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:03,920
She said that loud and clear.

2301
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:07,320
The whole answer is, if the election is fair, free,

2302
01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:09,360
and I want that more than anybody,

2303
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:13,040
and I'll tell you something, I wish you was a great president,

2304
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:14,680
because I wouldn't be here right now.

2305
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:18,480
I'd be at one of my many places enjoying myself.

2306
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:20,240
I wouldn't be under indictment, because I

2307
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,920
wouldn't have been his political opponent.

2308
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:26,720
Because he indicted me, because I was his opponent.

2309
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:28,680
I wish he was a great president.

2310
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:30,480
I would rather have that.

2311
01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:31,640
I wouldn't be here.

2312
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:32,760
I don't mind being here.

2313
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:36,000
But the only reason I'm here is he's so bad as a president,

2314
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,760
that I'm going to make America great again.

2315
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:39,240
Yo!

2316
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:41,240
Murder!

2317
01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:43,840
We're a seriously failing nation.

2318
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:46,160
And we're a failing nation because of him.

2319
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,360
His policies are so bad.

2320
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:49,280
So bad.

2321
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:52,800
His military policies are insane.

2322
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:53,880
They're insane.

2323
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:55,600
These wars that will never end with him.

2324
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,100
Insane.

2325
01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:56,600
Unbelievable.

2326
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:57,960
He will drive us into World War III.

2327
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,920
And we're closer to World War III than anybody can imagine.

2328
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,400
We are very, very close to World War III.

2329
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,960
And he's driving us there.

2330
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:06,640
And Kim Jong-un.

2331
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:07,480
It's actually inevitable.

2332
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:11,160
And President Xi of China, Kim Jong-un of North Korea,

2333
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:14,000
all of these, Putin, they don't respect him.

2334
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,040
They don't fear him.

2335
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,880
We're in a finite space but with infinite time, KC.

2336
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:19,720
And he's going to drive us into World War III.

2337
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:23,400
He said if we're in a finite universe with infinite time,

2338
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:25,440
there's going to have to be another World War.

2339
01:30:25,440 --> 01:30:25,940
Right.

2340
01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:27,920
Putin said, do what you want, NATO.

2341
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:29,040
There's no way we couldn't.

2342
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,160
There's infinite time.

2343
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:31,960
There will be another World War.

2344
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,080
It might not even be humans.

2345
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:35,080
It might be fucking dogs when they

2346
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:37,480
become the next dominant species on the planet.

2347
01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:38,760
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

2348
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,760
You'll find your leader in the world

2349
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,160
who wouldn't trade places with what job I've done

2350
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:44,600
and what they've done.

2351
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,200
Because we are a powerful nation.

2352
01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:48,440
We have wonderful peace because of the people, not me.

2353
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:49,860
It's because of the American people.

2354
01:30:49,860 --> 01:30:54,000
Dude, you can just hear every little fucking movement

2355
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:54,800
in his mouth.

2356
01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:57,280
We need it to protect the world because our own safety

2357
01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:58,320
is at stake.

2358
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,520
And again, you want to have a war,

2359
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:02,360
just let Putin go ahead and take care of it.

2360
01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:06,240
If I took six bong rips in a row,

2361
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:10,600
I would have less cotton mouth than Joe Biden right now.

2362
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:13,800
President Trump, as I come back to you for a follow up,

2363
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,880
I can hear every muscle in his tongue.

2364
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:18,080
Will you accept the results of this election,

2365
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,120
regardless of who wins?

2366
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:23,320
Just to finish what he said, if I might.

2367
01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:25,040
Once again, disregard the question.

2368
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:26,760
They took a lot of land from Bush.

2369
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:30,600
They took a lot of land from Obama and Biden.

2370
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:33,640
They took no land, nothing, from Trump, nothing.

2371
01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:35,040
He knew not to do it.

2372
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:38,200
Talking about himself in the third person.

2373
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:38,800
Interesting.

2374
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:40,000
He knew not to play games.

2375
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,760
He knew nothing from me.

2376
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,720
But now he's going to take the whole thing from this man

2377
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:47,000
right here.

2378
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,840
That's a war that should have never started.

2379
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:49,880
It would have never started.

2380
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:51,840
Somebody's got to take fucking Biden's lungs

2381
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:54,440
and just run a swiffer over him.

2382
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:55,920
Clear the fucking dust out.

2383
01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:56,600
You know, you asked me a question before.

2384
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:57,640
Would you do this with me?

2385
01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:59,360
He's got a such a bad position right now.

2386
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:02,080
That's what the inside of Joe Biden's lung tissue

2387
01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,800
looks like, a filthy fucking carpet.

2388
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,040
He said, I will never settle until such time.

2389
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:08,280
They're running out of people.

2390
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:09,320
They're running out of soldiers.

2391
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:10,520
They've lost so many people.

2392
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:12,080
It's so sad.

2393
01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:13,440
They've lost so many people.

2394
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,360
And they've lost those gorgeous cities

2395
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:18,080
with the golden domes that are 1,000 years old.

2396
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:20,280
McDonald's?

2397
01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:21,080
Golden arches?

2398
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:23,000
Russia would have never attacked.

2399
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,600
President Trump, the question was,

2400
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:27,120
will you accept the results of the election,

2401
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:30,080
regardless of who wins, yes or no, please?

2402
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:34,240
If it's a fair and legal and good election, absolutely.

2403
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:37,680
So in other words, no.

2404
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:39,200
I'll accept it if I win.

2405
01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,360
Everything else was ridiculous.

2406
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:44,120
And if you want, we'll have a news conference on it in a week.

2407
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:46,880
I will have another one of these in a week.

2408
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:50,840
But I will absolutely, there's nothing I'd rather do.

2409
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:53,680
It would be much easier for me to do that

2410
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:55,600
than I'm running again.

2411
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:58,280
I wasn't really going to run until I

2412
01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:00,200
saw the horrible job he did.

2413
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,160
That's not true.

2414
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:02,040
That's a false.

2415
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:04,200
That's a fucking lie.

2416
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:06,440
In a nice location someplace.

2417
01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:09,960
And again, no indictments, no political opponents,

2418
01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,240
any location, not where I'm going to get nuked when

2419
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:14,960
this fucking jam-moke starts World War III

2420
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,000
and gets me fucking nuked.

2421
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:19,320
Because the people understand it.

2422
01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:22,760
Let's see what your numbers are when this election is over.

2423
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:23,720
Let's see.

2424
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:24,480
You're a whiner.

2425
01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:29,320
You're a whiner.

2426
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,160
Excuse me.

2427
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:30,800
Excuse me.

2428
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:36,160
I'm waiting for him to take a step back and just.

2429
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:39,240
State or local, none.

2430
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:42,480
He's going to go into respiratory arrest.

2431
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:43,840
Get this man some fucking.

2432
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:45,720
Representation.

2433
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:46,840
Oxygen with fucking.

2434
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:47,880
There's no evidence of that at all.

2435
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,320
Some fucking water vapor in it.

2436
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:52,840
This guy is a fucking Levo drip.

2437
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:57,040
Strapped to his back right now that you can't see through his suit.

2438
01:33:57,040 --> 01:34:00,160
Keeping him alive right now.

2439
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:04,840
We'll be right back with more from the CNN presidential debate

2440
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,200
live from Georgia.

2441
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:09,880
My lord.

2442
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:10,400
Wow.

2443
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:15,320
Damn.

2444
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:19,440
This is going not good for Biden.

2445
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,520
What the fuck is that noise?

2446
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,600
Oh.

2447
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:26,800
I thought this was supposed to be 90 minutes.

2448
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:29,480
It is past 90 minutes now.

2449
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:32,520
They're just trying to get them to answer the questions they're asking.

2450
01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:37,160
And they've made it through three of the 45 they wanted to ask.

2451
01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:41,520
Every time it'll be like, Mr. Trump, what is your stance on border control?

2452
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:42,440
Wait one minute.

2453
01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:44,120
I just want to hear.

2454
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:47,040
I just got to respond to what he just said real quick.

2455
01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:50,560
And I'm also not going to answer what you just asked.

2456
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,600
He's got a stupid face.

2457
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:53,800
He's got a stupid face.

2458
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:55,200
Real stupid, actually.

2459
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:55,880
Don't like it.

2460
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:56,480
Don't like it.

2461
01:34:56,480 --> 01:34:57,280
Very ugly.

2462
01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:57,840
Very ugly.

2463
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,160
You see how old this guy is?

2464
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,640
He can't even draw a breath.

2465
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:02,840
He can't even draw a breath in.

2466
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:03,320
Shit.

2467
01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:10,400
I know you asked me a question, but I think I'm just going to insult his character instead.

2468
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,280
It's way easier.

2469
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:12,600
Way, way easier.

2470
01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:14,760
He's such an easy target.

2471
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:16,360
He doesn't even know what I'm saying.

2472
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:18,480
His hearing aids died a half hour ago.

2473
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:21,400
We're doing great.

2474
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:25,720
All I had to do was show up.

2475
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,040
What's up?

2476
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:28,800
Playing assassins?

2477
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:29,800
Breathe again.

2478
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,200
Please tell me you're playing the retro ones.

2479
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:33,480
That's a hard question to answer.

2480
01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:34,120
OK, good.

2481
01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,840
Good, good, good, good, good.

2482
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,920
If you're like, I'm playing assassins Creed Odyssey,

2483
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:42,720
I was going to fucking hop in my car and drive home drunk.

2484
01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:48,000
So if you were watching this debate as someone who was undecided,

2485
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,200
who do you think would be the better candidate?

2486
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:54,720
I would decide to start the process to get my passport, Casey.

2487
01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:56,920
Yeah.

2488
01:35:56,920 --> 01:36:00,240
Get the fuck out of here.

2489
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:02,400
Oh, my God.

2490
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:03,280
This is bad.

2491
01:36:03,280 --> 01:36:05,040
This is bad for Biden.

2492
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:08,000
This is bad for America, man.

2493
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,080
I thought it was going to be bad.

2494
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:11,920
I didn't think it was going to be this bad.

2495
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:14,440
I mean, in all fairness, we have been talking over these clowns

2496
01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:17,080
the entire fucking time, though.

2497
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:21,200
Yeah, but if you just listen to what he's saying, it's just bad.

2498
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:23,840
You know, I'll give Biden credit for actually answering

2499
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:25,280
the questions he's being asked.

2500
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:28,840
He's pulling that shit that fucking Trump is doing way less.

2501
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:32,480
I'm just surprised he showed up and was able to stand.

2502
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,240
Yeah. Who was that president that had polio?

2503
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:39,160
Those are too big. FDR.

2504
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:40,480
People feel good.

2505
01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:43,160
Yeah, well, that's that's what we're looking at now.

2506
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:46,400
Here comes the sun.

2507
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:48,840
Stream now on the free CBS News app.

2508
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:59,480
Oh, my God. Hey, dude, every time I fucking look at anything politics related,

2509
01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:02,800
I just get so scared.

2510
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:04,880
That's why this is. Yeah.

2511
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,720
Like, dude, ignorance is really bliss at this point.

2512
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,600
It's just like just watch hockey.

2513
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:16,720
Just watch hockey and just understand that the bombs are going to drop.

2514
01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:19,120
Some I know I say World War Three is coming a lot,

2515
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:24,600
but like we're actually close to it now with with Putin and fucking Kim Jong.

2516
01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:26,800
You see, we are.

2517
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:28,960
We've been wait there.

2518
01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:32,040
They're allied now. Yeah, they just had a like a meeting.

2519
01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:37,320
They were like, but what is, you know, they're like, oh, Russia and North Korea

2520
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,040
will defend each other if anyone if they get attacked.

2521
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:45,120
Yeah, it's just fucking the same thing where it's like is, oh, fucking America.

2522
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:46,880
If anybody attacks us, we'll.

2523
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:49,400
Yeah, it's just yeah, that doesn't scare me, too.

2524
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:52,520
I mean, it's I mean, it just shows you how fucking low.

2525
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:56,280
They're saying like Kim Jong wants a war now and we're back.

2526
01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:58,280
Dude, Kim Jong Un has always wanted a war.

2527
01:37:58,280 --> 01:37:59,760
He doesn't give a fuck if he gets nuked.

2528
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:01,000
He doesn't care about his country.

2529
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:04,160
He's upset about a small penis.

2530
01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:06,720
He's mentally unstable, way worse than me.

2531
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:10,400
Fucking Putin or fucking Biden or Tyler or Tyler.

2532
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:14,120
Yeah, if we put you in charge of North Korea, you would do a better job.

2533
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:15,760
I don't know. I don't know.

2534
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,960
You might let it get to your head.

2535
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:20,720
You might just be like the same thing.

2536
01:38:20,720 --> 01:38:23,240
I'll fucking nuke anybody.

2537
01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:25,960
I had a single penny increase in taxes.

2538
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:29,040
And if I'm reelected, that'll be the case again.

2539
01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:33,600
But this guy is has increased your taxes because of the deficit.

2540
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:36,320
Number one, he's increased inflation because.

2541
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:39,760
Joe, you had a 90 second commercial break and you didn't walk off stage.

2542
01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:42,040
You get a bottle of water.

2543
01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,280
Somebody get this guy a bottle of this sunny.

2544
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:46,160
Holy fuck.

2545
01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:47,640
This sunny get him full in spring.

2546
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,480
Be a fucking actual human.

2547
01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:51,640
Well, for example, he wants to go to a room with.

2548
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:53,040
VG.

2549
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:56,360
The ability of smart water.

2550
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:59,840
For me, I think I understand why they can't give him a glass of water

2551
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:02,080
because he needs it at minimum nectar thick.

2552
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:07,720
He can't. He's going to choke if you give him a bottle of water.

2553
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:12,280
And put in thick water instead of four hundred dollars. Thick water tastes disgusting.

2554
01:39:12,680 --> 01:39:13,360
That might be it.

2555
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:16,880
You might just be fighting off fucking aspiration from the bottom.

2556
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:19,240
Know what that did? Fucking hell.

2557
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:24,200
Reduced the federal debt debt by one hundred and sixty billion dollars

2558
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:27,680
over 10 years because the government doesn't have to pay the exorbitant prices.

2559
01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:30,600
I'm going to make that available to every senior.

2560
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:35,320
All all the problems happening now and everybody in America.

2561
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:37,040
He wants to get rid of that.

2562
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:39,360
We have I'm going to make sure we have child care.

2563
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:43,000
We're going to significantly increase the credit people have for child care.

2564
01:39:43,240 --> 01:39:46,200
I'm going to make sure we do something about what we're doing on

2565
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:50,240
lead pipes and all the things that are causing health problems.

2566
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:55,480
Lead pipes. Casey, can we get the sound clip of fucking pipes dropping occasionally?

2567
01:39:56,080 --> 01:39:58,200
Is that still a thing about President Trump?

2568
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,080
Yeah, some places your closing statement.

2569
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:03,840
Like so many politicians, this man is just a complainer.

2570
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,440
He said, we want to do this.

2571
01:40:05,440 --> 01:40:06,280
We want to do that.

2572
01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:08,840
We want to get rid of this tax, that tax.

2573
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:10,360
But he doesn't do anything.

2574
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:12,600
He doesn't do all he does is make our country.

2575
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:13,960
God, we are so fucked.

2576
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:16,040
Millions and millions of people to pour in.

2577
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:18,160
Our military doesn't respect him.

2578
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:20,600
We look like fools in Afghanistan.

2579
01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:22,360
We didn't stop Israel.

2580
01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:24,600
It was such a horrible thing that would have never happened.

2581
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:25,680
It should have never happened.

2582
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:27,000
Iran was broke.

2583
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:29,720
Anybody that did business with Iran, including China,

2584
01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:31,920
they couldn't do business with the United States.

2585
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:33,880
They all passed. Iran was broke.

2586
01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:36,760
They had no money for Hamas or Hezbollah for terror.

2587
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:38,240
No money whatsoever.

2588
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:39,640
Again, Ukraine should have never happened.

2589
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:40,880
I saw that little bitch.

2590
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,240
That little bitch.

2591
01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:44,680
Fuck Russia. Yeah, don't funny yourself.

2592
01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:49,480
We have the Palestinians and we have everybody else rioting all over the place.

2593
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:51,480
You talk about Charlottesville.

2594
01:40:51,480 --> 01:40:54,040
This is a hundred times Charlottesville, a thousand times.

2595
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:58,400
The whole country is exploding because of you, because they don't respect you.

2596
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:02,240
And they have to respect their president and they don't respect you throughout the world.

2597
01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:04,720
What we did was incredible.

2598
01:41:04,720 --> 01:41:06,560
We rebuilt the military.

2599
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:10,400
We got the largest tax cut in history, the largest regulation cut in history.

2600
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:14,320
The reason he's got jobs is because I cut the regulations that gave jobs.

2601
01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:17,000
But he's putting a lot of those regulations back on.

2602
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:18,520
Casey, what do you vote for?

2603
01:41:18,520 --> 01:41:20,240
We've done nobody's ever.

2604
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:22,040
I'm honest to God.

2605
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:23,440
Who do you vote if you had to?

2606
01:41:23,440 --> 01:41:24,960
Because I know you're like, I'm not going to vote.

2607
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:28,000
I'm going to vote Green Party instead of going to go for Robert F.

2608
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:29,960
Kennedy, Jr. OK, sure.

2609
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:32,040
But if you had to vote for one of these two.

2610
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:33,400
One of these two?

2611
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:34,840
Yeah, I want the answer.

2612
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:35,680
That's a hard one.

2613
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:37,080
You have a gun to your head.

2614
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:38,680
But you know what we did for the military?

2615
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:42,760
I would think that you would vote for Trump just because you're thinking about your Robin Hood account.

2616
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:47,360
You know, I was just going to say crypto would go up, so I might vote for Trump.

2617
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:52,680
I might get a return investment on my Ethereum.

2618
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:54,800
I might get fucking rich off of Shiva.

2619
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:57,200
So all of these things, we're in a failing nation.

2620
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:59,080
But it's not going to be failing anymore.

2621
01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:00,080
We're going to make it great again.

2622
01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:03,400
It's like Biden is not President Trump anymore.

2623
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:07,280
President Biden, stay with us because we have bullet

2624
01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:08,720
outs of this debate.

2625
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:09,800
All right, so they're done.

2626
01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,640
And Aaron Burnett starts now on CNN.

2627
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:14,080
Oh, thank God. All right.

2628
01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:15,080
Can we take a break?

2629
01:42:15,080 --> 01:42:15,840
That was rough.

2630
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:17,240
I think a break first.

2631
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:19,120
I want to vote. Who do you think won that debate?

2632
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:21,240
And so the first presidential debate of the Trump.

2633
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,400
But they both sucked.

2634
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:24,200
They did both suck.

2635
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:26,360
I think Trump definitely won the debate.

2636
01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:29,160
Trump won the debate, Biden was definitely worse.

2637
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:31,800
And from like an entertainment perspective,

2638
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:35,960
I will admit that the Trump Hillary Clinton debates was the funniest thing.

2639
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:39,680
Yeah, I think I think that this was not as good quality television.

2640
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:42,800
Well, fucking at least Hillary Clinton could like come back with shit.

2641
01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:43,600
Biden just goes.

2642
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:48,640
Yeah, but Hillary Clinton was also just like such a fucking witch that like

2643
01:42:49,160 --> 01:42:51,640
it was just like it was kind of funny to watch.

2644
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:56,280
Dude, I was a fucking like big Democrat during that election.

2645
01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:59,440
And when I watched the debates, I remember I was like,

2646
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:04,400
I was fucking like, man, I was trying to make myself believe

2647
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:07,400
Hillary was winning the debates and I was like,

2648
01:43:08,320 --> 01:43:10,960
oh, my God, I actually like really don't like her.

2649
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:14,000
And wow, like Trump is just fucking laying into it.

2650
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:16,600
And most of the shitty saying is the best thing was he's like,

2651
01:43:16,680 --> 01:43:17,680
but I'd be in jail.

2652
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:22,680
Yeah, it was just the whole emails and Benghazi and all that.

2653
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:26,520
It was just like, dude, fucking Hillary had nothing to come back with.

2654
01:43:26,520 --> 01:43:30,400
She was just standing there in her fucking pants suit, looking like she just

2655
01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:35,120
crawled out of a fucking sleep, like a sensory deprivation chamber,

2656
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:37,720
just got her orders from Satan himself.

2657
01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:40,360
I don't know. She's a fucking demon dude.

2658
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:45,040
All right, we'll be right back on Untitled Podcast.

2659
01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:47,000
You could take great.

2660
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:48,000
You could take great.

2661
01:43:53,200 --> 01:43:54,200
Welcome back to the show.

2662
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,200
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

2663
01:43:57,080 --> 01:43:59,880
We're here with Dan and Mother Dan.

2664
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:02,120
Dan. Welcome, Dan.

2665
01:44:02,120 --> 01:44:03,840
I'm also Dan. Dan.

2666
01:44:03,840 --> 01:44:06,040
Dan number one. My middle name is Dan.

2667
01:44:06,320 --> 01:44:08,280
So is it? Yeah, Daniel.

2668
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:10,480
No, what's your middle name?

2669
01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:12,120
Alan Mack. Let me guess.

2670
01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:13,880
Daniel? Alex?

2671
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:15,000
Jonathan.

2672
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,240
Patrick G.

2673
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:18,280
Alex? George.

2674
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,680
Giovanni.

2675
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:20,680
George.

2676
01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:22,920
Gay. Gay Lord.

2677
01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:24,320
Scott Irish. Gay Lord.

2678
01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:26,520
Yeah, all right. Gaylig?

2679
01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:29,240
Not Gaylig. Not Gaylig.

2680
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:31,600
It's not a Scott Irish name, but it's not.

2681
01:44:31,800 --> 01:44:34,400
Why did you say Scott Irish?

2682
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:36,080
I mean, I guess it could be.

2683
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:36,960
It might be for all.

2684
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:38,600
Geralt of Gawrsh.

2685
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:41,320
Dude, you got a baller mustache.

2686
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:42,920
Thank you. It's fucking awesome.

2687
01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:44,800
I'm trying to grow a mustache.

2688
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:46,640
It's Gabriel. Gabriel.

2689
01:44:46,640 --> 01:44:48,880
You should have said angel.

2690
01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:50,280
Yeah, you could have said angel.

2691
01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:51,680
Oh, Christ. Yeah.

2692
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:52,720
We're Catholic.

2693
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:53,720
Alex Gabriel.

2694
01:44:53,720 --> 01:44:54,560
What's your middle?

2695
01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:56,320
What's your middle name, Casey?

2696
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:57,160
What do you think it is?

2697
01:44:57,160 --> 01:45:00,160
We're just giving away personal information.

2698
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:02,720
We're not doing a hot start here.

2699
01:45:02,720 --> 01:45:04,400
We're like, he seems like a Kyle.

2700
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:07,720
Dan, what's your first pet's name?

2701
01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:10,080
My first pet's name?

2702
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,280
What's the last one?

2703
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:13,400
I don't know what you're doing here.

2704
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,400
What's your mother's maiden name?

2705
01:45:19,520 --> 01:45:20,800
You know, I'm actually starting to think

2706
01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:23,720
we've talked about middle names in the pocket.

2707
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:25,400
I'm pretty sure it has game up.

2708
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:26,440
No, but what is your name?

2709
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:27,360
My name is Ryan.

2710
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:28,440
Ryan?

2711
01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:30,440
Yeah. That's weird.

2712
01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:31,800
I mean, that's pretty.

2713
01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:34,720
I'm just calling you Tye Dan.

2714
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:36,240
Ten most common names.

2715
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:38,400
My parents would call him fucking Tye Dan.

2716
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:40,320
Tye Dan, I love it.

2717
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:43,280
But my parents literally named me Daniel after my dad.

2718
01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:46,800
My dad's former football coach who killed himself.

2719
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:48,720
He was a great guy, but dead.

2720
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:50,000
It turned out pretty dark.

2721
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:53,320
Yeah, but it ended up making my initials.

2722
01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:57,120
Wow, he really split the bottom of the tender.

2723
01:45:57,120 --> 01:45:59,880
He's never this guy, he's fucking dead.

2724
01:45:59,880 --> 01:46:03,440
Yeah, but I'm named after Dan.

2725
01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:07,440
But my initials ended up being TD for touchdown.

2726
01:46:07,440 --> 01:46:12,440
And my dad who got paralyzed right before I was born

2727
01:46:12,440 --> 01:46:15,360
because he was a super football player and stuff,

2728
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,360
when the news asked him what was the name,

2729
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:19,760
he goes, well, Tyler's my final touchdown.

2730
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,560
And I go, oh, dad.

2731
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:26,080
Oh, pa, pa.

2732
01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:28,000
You don't have to go saying that.

2733
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:30,200
So Dan, what's your middle name?

2734
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:31,040
James.

2735
01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:31,880
James?

2736
01:46:31,880 --> 01:46:33,480
Yeah, I had to think about it.

2737
01:46:33,480 --> 01:46:34,300
DJ.

2738
01:46:34,300 --> 01:46:35,560
Take a second.

2739
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:36,520
Yeah, what is your middle name?

2740
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:38,680
My initials are D-E-F.

2741
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,520
D-E-F.

2742
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:40,480
Like D-E-F.

2743
01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:42,040
Is your middle name exhaust?

2744
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:42,880
Exactly.

2745
01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:44,600
Exactly like that.

2746
01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:45,680
Artist.

2747
01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:47,520
No, more normal than that.

2748
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:48,360
Edward?

2749
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:49,200
Yeah, there you go.

2750
01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:50,040
Took two tries.

2751
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:51,360
I was gonna say Eric.

2752
01:46:51,360 --> 01:46:53,240
That's a weird middle name though.

2753
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:55,520
So Dan and Dan, what'd you think of the debate?

2754
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:56,840
Who'd you think won the debate?

2755
01:46:56,840 --> 01:46:57,680
I mean.

2756
01:46:57,680 --> 01:47:00,000
I mean, it's kinda clear who won the debate.

2757
01:47:01,440 --> 01:47:05,560
Someone spoke in cohesion and someone else kinda didn't.

2758
01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:07,040
Well, we already knew that was gonna happen

2759
01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:08,040
from the start, right?

2760
01:47:08,040 --> 01:47:09,760
He looked like a walking corpse, dude.

2761
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:10,600
He is a walking corpse.

2762
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:13,000
This man has been Cincinnati positive

2763
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:15,440
since he walked on the stage.

2764
01:47:15,440 --> 01:47:18,640
His slurred speech, he was just,

2765
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:21,120
it was just like a kid who's dragging their feet,

2766
01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,400
but it was just his words.

2767
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:25,480
He wouldn't finish one before he'd start the next.

2768
01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:28,200
Hold your arms up like this and close your eyes, Joe.

2769
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:29,240
Yeah.

2770
01:47:29,240 --> 01:47:31,200
Every time he's talking, he's just like.

2771
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:32,200
Let me have mine.

2772
01:47:33,320 --> 01:47:35,520
He looks like a stage four cancer patient.

2773
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:37,680
He was just like.

2774
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:38,520
Uh oh.

2775
01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:39,360
Uh oh.

2776
01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:41,640
He was just like, every time he was done talking though,

2777
01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:43,640
he would just look over at Trumps and they're like.

2778
01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:44,480
You good?

2779
01:47:44,480 --> 01:47:45,320
Yeah.

2780
01:47:45,320 --> 01:47:48,760
The best is he'd do that and then he'd just go like this.

2781
01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:50,000
Yeah, he's like.

2782
01:47:50,000 --> 01:47:52,440
And then he looked down and it was just like.

2783
01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:53,440
Yeah, and then he took it.

2784
01:47:53,440 --> 01:47:56,160
I wonder if he had an earpiece in

2785
01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:58,200
and the whole time he would just zone out.

2786
01:47:58,200 --> 01:48:00,200
They would just be shouting.

2787
01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:01,040
Boom!

2788
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:01,880
Boom!

2789
01:48:01,880 --> 01:48:02,720
Joe!

2790
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:03,560
Joe!

2791
01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:04,400
Joe!

2792
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:07,640
His fucking neural link is just screaming his brain.

2793
01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:08,480
Yep.

2794
01:48:09,480 --> 01:48:11,080
Joe, you gotta wake up.

2795
01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:13,320
Don't go to the light.

2796
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:15,240
They got a little shock watch on him.

2797
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:16,680
They've got one of those shock watches on him

2798
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,040
that's Bluetooth, someone was just fucking

2799
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:19,240
just zapping him the whole time.

2800
01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:21,160
Like, wait the fuck up.

2801
01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:23,280
Like, there's a teleprompter in the back of the room.

2802
01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:24,120
He's like.

2803
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:24,960
And then he was like.

2804
01:48:24,960 --> 01:48:26,760
I don't know about the question, but.

2805
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:28,760
He's getting all.

2806
01:48:28,760 --> 01:48:29,600
He's getting.

2807
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,760
Dan, what are your opinions on shock collars?

2808
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,480
I don't appreciate that.

2809
01:48:35,480 --> 01:48:38,760
I just pulled one under your ass and showed it to me like that.

2810
01:48:38,760 --> 01:48:39,960
That was really sketchy.

2811
01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:43,640
My opinion right now is please stay away.

2812
01:48:43,640 --> 01:48:46,440
My opinion in general is I killed a rooster with one.

2813
01:48:46,440 --> 01:48:47,280
That's.

2814
01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:48,120
What?

2815
01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:50,160
What?

2816
01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:52,680
You killed a rooster with a shock collar?

2817
01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:54,720
I killed a rooster with a shock collar.

2818
01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:57,880
So we had a rooster when I was growing up.

2819
01:48:57,880 --> 01:49:01,040
That crowed at three in the goddamn morning.

2820
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:05,040
So we bought a shock collar and we put it on this rooster.

2821
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:07,120
Worked great like the first couple nights.

2822
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:10,360
What were you trying to discourage it from doing?

2823
01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:11,440
Crowing.

2824
01:49:11,440 --> 01:49:12,920
Oh, gotcha.

2825
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:13,760
Crowing.

2826
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:14,600
And then it just.

2827
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:16,920
And then one day he kicked it and it moved.

2828
01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:18,600
And so we're like, all right, let's tighten this

2829
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:19,880
so he can't move it.

2830
01:49:19,880 --> 01:49:21,440
Well, he kicked it again and he moved it

2831
01:49:21,440 --> 01:49:22,960
and it suffocated him to death.

2832
01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:24,480
Oh my god.

2833
01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:25,920
So we got out there the next morning.

2834
01:49:25,920 --> 01:49:27,000
He's just laying there on the ground.

2835
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:28,360
Just fucking dead as a door now.

2836
01:49:28,360 --> 01:49:29,960
And we're like, ah.

2837
01:49:29,960 --> 01:49:30,880
Shit.

2838
01:49:30,880 --> 01:49:31,720
Damn.

2839
01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:32,560
I thought you like literally like.

2840
01:49:32,560 --> 01:49:33,400
He just shocked it.

2841
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:34,240
Just held it down.

2842
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:35,640
Until he started smoking it.

2843
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:36,720
It smelled like chicken.

2844
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:38,760
I just picture you sitting in a chair like this.

2845
01:49:38,760 --> 01:49:40,360
Like zap.

2846
01:49:40,360 --> 01:49:42,560
Zap.

2847
01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:43,040
Zap.

2848
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:44,600
This fucker keeps crowing.

2849
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:45,120
We missed it.

2850
01:49:45,120 --> 01:49:47,400
We had a turkey.

2851
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:48,920
Fucking cranking the dial up.

2852
01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:50,480
We had a turkey last fall.

2853
01:49:50,480 --> 01:49:51,800
And that thing was an asshole.

2854
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:54,280
It would just go up and peck you and kick you for no reason.

2855
01:49:54,280 --> 01:49:57,000
So my father and I, every time we went out into the yard,

2856
01:49:57,000 --> 01:50:00,040
we carried a broomstick with no broom head on it.

2857
01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:03,600
And we would just take it and he would.

2858
01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:04,680
He would get some bad fire.

2859
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:07,800
Whack across the head this turkey.

2860
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:09,960
And we would knock it out for like a good few minutes.

2861
01:50:09,960 --> 01:50:11,720
And we'd be like, well, if it gets up,

2862
01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:12,800
then it lives another day.

2863
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:15,120
If it doesn't, then we cook it.

2864
01:50:15,120 --> 01:50:15,920
So the first.

2865
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:16,520
It's a win-win.

2866
01:50:16,520 --> 01:50:17,240
It's a win-win.

2867
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:18,280
Yeah.

2868
01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:21,280
My first encounter with it, it comes at me.

2869
01:50:21,280 --> 01:50:23,680
I'm sitting there in a lawn chair like I am.

2870
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:24,440
And it comes over.

2871
01:50:24,440 --> 01:50:25,360
I'm holding the stick.

2872
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:26,760
And I'm like, oh, hey.

2873
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:28,080
Flop.

2874
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:29,480
Right square on its head.

2875
01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:31,840
And he's like, normally I swipe sideways.

2876
01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:33,120
And you're swiping vertically.

2877
01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:34,840
I'm like, more force.

2878
01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:36,360
You might break its neck.

2879
01:50:36,360 --> 01:50:37,080
You know?

2880
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:37,720
It's got to.

2881
01:50:37,720 --> 01:50:38,920
You got to.

2882
01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:40,120
It's used to sideways.

2883
01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:41,240
You got to bother it.

2884
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,760
And then one day, my father hits it while I was at work.

2885
01:50:43,760 --> 01:50:46,400
And then my mother is like, the turkey's not moving.

2886
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:47,880
He's like, ah, it'll get up.

2887
01:50:47,880 --> 01:50:49,040
It'll get up.

2888
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:51,920
It always gets up.

2889
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:53,200
It didn't get up.

2890
01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:54,080
And you just cooked it.

2891
01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:55,080
So we got good.

2892
01:50:55,080 --> 01:50:59,320
We gave it too much brain bleed and too much CTE, I guess.

2893
01:50:59,320 --> 01:51:00,640
And it had a brain bleed.

2894
01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:01,560
It fucking died.

2895
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:03,480
And then, yeah, so that was our turkey.

2896
01:51:03,480 --> 01:51:04,000
All right.

2897
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:05,520
So beat with a stick.

2898
01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:06,440
Topic.

2899
01:51:06,440 --> 01:51:06,960
Hold up.

2900
01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:07,680
Hold up.

2901
01:51:07,680 --> 01:51:08,200
Feedback.

2902
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:09,080
All right, we're back.

2903
01:51:09,080 --> 01:51:10,400
We had a little feedback issue.

2904
01:51:10,400 --> 01:51:13,240
Listen, if you don't like the issues, feedback.

2905
01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:14,080
Then fuck off.

2906
01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:15,080
The show sucks.

2907
01:51:15,080 --> 01:51:16,040
Just don't watch it.

2908
01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:16,920
Why are you here?

2909
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:19,240
There's literally thousands of other podcasts

2910
01:51:19,240 --> 01:51:20,000
you can listen to.

2911
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:22,400
You can listen to Joe Rogan, a professional podcast.

2912
01:51:22,400 --> 01:51:22,920
Right.

2913
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:24,120
You're listening to this.

2914
01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:25,560
You made it however many episodes.

2915
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:26,560
We have a title.

2916
01:51:26,560 --> 01:51:29,240
And it's been going on since the start.

2917
01:51:29,240 --> 01:51:30,880
Why are you still here?

2918
01:51:30,880 --> 01:51:32,640
I actually like thinking about your life.

2919
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:33,560
Right.

2920
01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:36,040
This should be a red flag in your life, actually.

2921
01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:39,720
You're clearly shown that we are incapable of improvement here.

2922
01:51:39,720 --> 01:51:40,800
So like, just fucking.

2923
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:41,880
That should be our title.

2924
01:51:41,880 --> 01:51:43,360
Go elsewhere.

2925
01:51:43,360 --> 01:51:44,680
No step on SNECK.

2926
01:51:44,680 --> 01:51:45,640
No step on SNECK.

2927
01:51:45,640 --> 01:51:46,520
So Tyler, what do you say?

2928
01:51:46,520 --> 01:51:48,080
Please don't listen to this podcast.

2929
01:51:48,080 --> 01:51:54,880
So there's been a trend of a thing called bug catching,

2930
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:58,560
if any of you guys ever heard of it.

2931
01:51:58,560 --> 01:51:59,160
It's a.

2932
01:51:59,160 --> 01:52:00,240
Is it when you catch bugs?

2933
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:03,520
You try to get STDs and give it to other people.

2934
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:05,800
What the fuck are you talking about?

2935
01:52:05,800 --> 01:52:06,360
That's a thing.

2936
01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:06,840
Look it up.

2937
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:07,480
Bug catching.

2938
01:52:07,480 --> 01:52:08,400
That's an actual thing.

2939
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:09,280
I don't want to look at that.

2940
01:52:09,280 --> 01:52:10,640
That sounds like something that shouldn't

2941
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,320
be in my Google search retrieved.

2942
01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:13,280
That really just does.

2943
01:52:13,280 --> 01:52:14,120
You try to spread STDs?

2944
01:52:14,120 --> 01:52:15,600
Yeah, they try to spread STDs.

2945
01:52:15,600 --> 01:52:17,280
Am I on a few watch lists, chief?

2946
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:18,440
I don't need to ban another one.

2947
01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:20,000
Some people have a terminal illness,

2948
01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:22,360
so they try to catch every single STD

2949
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:24,320
so they can give it to more people.

2950
01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:24,920
Wow.

2951
01:52:24,920 --> 01:52:25,840
That is horrible.

2952
01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:27,520
They're just like, I'm just going to take everything out.

2953
01:52:27,520 --> 01:52:28,480
They're taking everything.

2954
01:52:28,480 --> 01:52:29,920
They hit nihilism, and they're like,

2955
01:52:29,920 --> 01:52:31,720
I'm taking everyone with me type thing.

2956
01:52:31,720 --> 01:52:32,680
Be like, yeah.

2957
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,880
Yeah, that chick's got crabs.

2958
01:52:34,880 --> 01:52:36,800
Don't know who gave it to her.

2959
01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:38,880
You don't want to touch her with a 10-foot pole, dude.

2960
01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:39,600
Stay away from her.

2961
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:41,240
That's why we still have STDs.

2962
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:45,080
If people with STDs that were uncurable just stop fucking,

2963
01:52:45,080 --> 01:52:49,040
then the STDs would go away.

2964
01:52:49,040 --> 01:52:52,880
So are we for executing people with STDs?

2965
01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:53,280
No.

2966
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:54,720
Only the uncurable ones.

2967
01:52:54,720 --> 01:52:55,880
Only the uncurable ones.

2968
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:58,600
Dude, this bitch tried to give me fucking herpes.

2969
01:52:58,600 --> 01:52:59,000
Tried to.

2970
01:52:59,000 --> 01:52:59,920
Did I ever tell that story?

2971
01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:00,200
No.

2972
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:01,560
The thing about herpes, though, is

2973
01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:03,200
that it doesn't really do anything

2974
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:04,720
as far as health problems.

2975
01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:07,000
So it's just kind of just there.

2976
01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:09,400
And everybody has a strain of it from the day you're born.

2977
01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:11,240
It's just either activated or dormant.

2978
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:13,040
Most people, yeah.

2979
01:53:13,040 --> 01:53:13,880
Like cold sores.

2980
01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:14,880
Yeah, cold sores.

2981
01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:16,520
Yeah, everyone has it.

2982
01:53:16,520 --> 01:53:18,960
I used to get cold sores when I was a kid all the time,

2983
01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:21,160
but I would fucking lick the side of my lip

2984
01:53:21,160 --> 01:53:22,840
during the wintertime, and I would just

2985
01:53:22,840 --> 01:53:24,440
activate fucking cold sores.

2986
01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:25,160
Yeah.

2987
01:53:25,160 --> 01:53:27,160
It's like, technically, it's a form of herpes.

2988
01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:28,160
It's just dormant.

2989
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:29,720
It's not doing anything.

2990
01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:31,600
Aside from that, when it flares up, what?

2991
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:33,200
How many other years has you had it?

2992
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,960
I haven't had it in like fucking 10, 15 years.

2993
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:35,720
Exactly.

2994
01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:36,760
Yeah, I actually get them.

2995
01:53:36,760 --> 01:53:38,280
I get them like a couple times a year.

2996
01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:38,760
Really?

2997
01:53:38,760 --> 01:53:39,320
Herpes, really?

2998
01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:39,640
Fucking hell.

2999
01:53:39,640 --> 01:53:40,880
It was only during wintertime.

3000
01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:42,520
I get like the tiniest little pimples.

3001
01:53:42,520 --> 01:53:44,680
Everybody says everybody has.

3002
01:53:44,680 --> 01:53:45,920
I get like the tiniest little pimples.

3003
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:47,160
The stigma.

3004
01:53:47,160 --> 01:53:47,640
I don't know.

3005
01:53:47,640 --> 01:53:49,040
Maybe you guys can enlighten me.

3006
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:52,160
I get the tiniest little small pimples

3007
01:53:52,160 --> 01:53:55,160
on the very corners of my lip, and I'm like, is that my face?

3008
01:53:55,160 --> 01:53:55,760
No.

3009
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:57,320
Is that my face or is that my lip?

3010
01:53:57,320 --> 01:54:00,880
Or you've got like a very damn near surface level canker sore?

3011
01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:01,560
Yeah.

3012
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:03,560
Because canker sores and cold sores are different.

3013
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:05,000
It comes to a white head.

3014
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:06,480
That's a canker sore.

3015
01:54:06,480 --> 01:54:08,720
Yeah, I'm in the clear.

3016
01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:10,240
I do not have herpes.

3017
01:54:10,240 --> 01:54:11,000
Yeah, no.

3018
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:12,400
I've never had a cold sore.

3019
01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:13,040
Really?

3020
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:14,240
No, I've never had a cold sore.

3021
01:54:14,240 --> 01:54:15,920
I've had canker sores fucking galore.

3022
01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:17,520
I found out Toradol.

3023
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:21,160
That gives me canker sores out the fucking ass, bro.

3024
01:54:21,160 --> 01:54:23,240
My entire mouth was just riddled with them.

3025
01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:25,240
And I'm like, all right.

3026
01:54:25,240 --> 01:54:26,320
Did you say Toradol?

3027
01:54:26,320 --> 01:54:27,520
Toradol.

3028
01:54:27,520 --> 01:54:28,920
Can't have Toradol.

3029
01:54:28,920 --> 01:54:32,120
I literally had, I googled the side effects of Toradol.

3030
01:54:32,120 --> 01:54:34,400
So you got Trenchmouth from fucking Toradol?

3031
01:54:34,400 --> 01:54:35,000
Literally.

3032
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:36,040
No shit.

3033
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:37,640
I fucking googled the side effects,

3034
01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:40,800
and it's like, holy shit, I have three of these.

3035
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:41,920
I had fucking canker sores.

3036
01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,640
I don't remember what the other two were,

3037
01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:45,400
but I'm like, these are, and canker sores

3038
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:46,400
was a major side effect.

3039
01:54:46,400 --> 01:54:48,240
I'm like, all right, no more of that for me.

3040
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:51,440
I only had, like the only medication side effect

3041
01:54:51,440 --> 01:54:55,960
that I had besides suicidal ideations was I

3042
01:54:55,960 --> 01:55:00,600
had, there was one, it was amoxicillin.

3043
01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:02,680
I had some sort of infection.

3044
01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:05,000
And they were giving me an IV.

3045
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,280
And literally, I looked down after 15 minutes,

3046
01:55:07,280 --> 01:55:09,600
and my arm was just fucking puffed up like this.

3047
01:55:09,600 --> 01:55:11,040
I had a huge rash.

3048
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:14,920
And I was just going, nurse, nurse, nurse.

3049
01:55:14,920 --> 01:55:15,760
Help me, please.

3050
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:17,600
Is the IV infiltrate?

3051
01:55:17,600 --> 01:55:21,280
It might have, but it puffed up, and then I had a rash all up

3052
01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:21,800
and down.

3053
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:23,960
Probably allergic to cillins, I'm guessing.

3054
01:55:23,960 --> 01:55:24,480
Yeah.

3055
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:25,480
That's what it sounds like.

3056
01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:27,800
Because my mom is allergic to penicillin,

3057
01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:29,400
and my dad's allergic to amoxicillin.

3058
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:31,560
So they just said one or the other, pick one,

3059
01:55:31,560 --> 01:55:32,760
and they'll just give it to you.

3060
01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:34,680
So they took a gamble, and they lost.

3061
01:55:34,680 --> 01:55:36,080
Yeah, they took a gamble and lost.

3062
01:55:36,080 --> 01:55:36,960
But penicillin was fine.

3063
01:55:36,960 --> 01:55:38,120
That's kind of what they do, right?

3064
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:40,160
Yeah, it is really what it is.

3065
01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:42,640
It's called practicing medicine for a reason.

3066
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:43,560
Practicing.

3067
01:55:43,560 --> 01:55:44,560
I'm you.

3068
01:55:44,560 --> 01:55:45,160
Yeah.

3069
01:55:45,160 --> 01:55:47,200
The only medication I ever had a reaction with

3070
01:55:47,200 --> 01:55:50,640
was fucking doxycycline when I fucking got bit by a tick

3071
01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:51,680
when I was landscaping.

3072
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:55,160
And it made me so hypersensitive to the sun.

3073
01:55:55,160 --> 01:55:57,120
I had to wear long sleep.

3074
01:55:57,120 --> 01:56:00,800
I was wearing a fucking hoodie, and it was like 95 degrees

3075
01:56:00,800 --> 01:56:01,800
out with humidity.

3076
01:56:01,800 --> 01:56:02,840
I'm mowing lawns.

3077
01:56:02,840 --> 01:56:05,560
I'm fucking almost passing out.

3078
01:56:05,560 --> 01:56:08,160
Because if I take it off, I feel like I'm

3079
01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:11,160
burning the second I took my shirt off, and I was.

3080
01:56:11,160 --> 01:56:15,520
I fucking got blisters on my shoulders through a shirt

3081
01:56:15,520 --> 01:56:16,840
when I fucking was on doxy.

3082
01:56:16,840 --> 01:56:19,520
And I was like, I can never take that again.

3083
01:56:19,520 --> 01:56:20,040
Holy shit.

3084
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:21,480
Sounds like me on a regular basis.

3085
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,920
Just hates the sun.

3086
01:56:22,920 --> 01:56:25,560
My coworkers would fucking make fun of me so bad to be like,

3087
01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:26,880
oh my god, look at this guy.

3088
01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:29,120
He looks like a fucking.

3089
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:31,280
They were saying I look like the fucking stay puffed guy.

3090
01:56:31,280 --> 01:56:33,080
It was so covered up in shit.

3091
01:56:33,080 --> 01:56:34,200
Oh my god.

3092
01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:37,000
So shoveling mulch.

3093
01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:39,240
I'm feeling light headed.

3094
01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:40,400
What the fuck?

3095
01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:45,960
So stop me if I told the story, but I was prescribed a.

3096
01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:48,440
I was on focalin when I was a kid for ADHD,

3097
01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:51,600
and then they had this experimental patch

3098
01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:52,680
that you could get.

3099
01:56:52,680 --> 01:56:55,200
So I got this experimental patch, and they're like, hey,

3100
01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:59,200
tell us if you feel weird or anything after two weeks.

3101
01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:02,360
So this is a really funny story.

3102
01:57:02,360 --> 01:57:06,040
I've never been suicidal except when I was on this.

3103
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:10,440
But it was really funny as a joke that I'm not dead.

3104
01:57:10,440 --> 01:57:16,440
But I went home one day after school, and I made a list.

3105
01:57:16,440 --> 01:57:18,640
And it was like, do my laundry.

3106
01:57:18,640 --> 01:57:20,440
Clean my room.

3107
01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:21,880
Try to hang self.

3108
01:57:21,880 --> 01:57:25,000
And then I had things after hang self, which I thought

3109
01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:26,960
was the funniest part where it's just like,

3110
01:57:26,960 --> 01:57:30,320
it's just a hang self question mark attempt.

3111
01:57:30,320 --> 01:57:32,320
But I went in my closet.

3112
01:57:32,320 --> 01:57:34,040
We're probably going to be unsuccessful,

3113
01:57:34,040 --> 01:57:36,240
so let's just keep going.

3114
01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:37,640
Don't know how to hang myself.

3115
01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:39,040
So I'm just going to keep on going.

3116
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:42,080
I went into my closet, and I wrapped a belt around

3117
01:57:42,080 --> 01:57:45,080
the fucking pole that you hang coats on and stuff.

3118
01:57:45,080 --> 01:57:47,160
And I'm like, well, I'm going to do it.

3119
01:57:47,160 --> 01:57:49,360
And I jumped off, and then the pole broke.

3120
01:57:49,360 --> 01:57:51,320
It just smacked me in my head.

3121
01:57:51,320 --> 01:57:52,880
And then I'm like, I just looked up

3122
01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:54,480
after I got fucking smacked in the head.

3123
01:57:54,480 --> 01:57:56,520
I'm like, did I just try to fucking kill myself?

3124
01:57:56,520 --> 01:57:57,360
Jesus.

3125
01:57:57,360 --> 01:57:58,560
Now you're mad, confused.

3126
01:57:58,560 --> 01:58:02,280
I was 13, 14, something like that.

3127
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:04,640
But then I went to the doctor's, and they're like,

3128
01:58:04,640 --> 01:58:07,920
so have you had any weird side effects with this?

3129
01:58:07,920 --> 01:58:09,760
And I'm like, well, I tried to hang myself.

3130
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:11,520
They're like, yeah, we're going to take this.

3131
01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:13,040
We're going to take you off this.

3132
01:58:13,040 --> 01:58:13,520
All right.

3133
01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:14,520
They tried something else.

3134
01:58:14,520 --> 01:58:16,800
I'm hanging myself on the closet pole in my room there.

3135
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:19,400
But the pole hitting me was like a come to Jesus moment.

3136
01:58:19,400 --> 01:58:21,480
And I'm like, did I just fucking try to hang myself?

3137
01:58:21,480 --> 01:58:22,680
You're like, knock sense into me.

3138
01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:23,840
They get knock sense into me.

3139
01:58:23,840 --> 01:58:25,760
I'm like, what the fuck?

3140
01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:28,480
Did I just try to fucking hang myself?

3141
01:58:28,480 --> 01:58:31,760
My fucking doctor upped my Adderall by an insane amount.

3142
01:58:31,760 --> 01:58:34,640
That gave me auditory and visual hallucinations.

3143
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:38,880
But it was by way of insomnia and staying awake for essentially

3144
01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:39,960
five days straight.

3145
01:58:39,960 --> 01:58:41,400
I just wasn't sleeping.

3146
01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:43,480
I was laying down in bed and trying to sleep.

3147
01:58:43,480 --> 01:58:47,360
But I remember I went upstairs, and my friends

3148
01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:48,120
were having a party.

3149
01:58:48,120 --> 01:58:50,080
And it was like, I don't want to be part of this.

3150
01:58:50,080 --> 01:58:51,960
I'm like, I'm freaking the fuck out right now.

3151
01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:52,920
I'm freaking out, man.

3152
01:58:52,920 --> 01:58:54,280
I'm going to go for a walk.

3153
01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:55,800
And it was at night.

3154
01:58:55,800 --> 01:58:59,240
And this was when I was dealing with the fucking ear infection

3155
01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:00,680
I had too, where I couldn't hear.

3156
01:59:00,680 --> 01:59:01,200
Oh, yeah.

3157
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:01,720
So you thought you were deaf?

3158
01:59:01,720 --> 01:59:02,320
So I was deaf.

3159
01:59:02,320 --> 01:59:05,880
And it was making the auditory hallucination so much worse.

3160
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:08,520
Because when your brain has silence, it tries to fill it in.

3161
01:59:08,520 --> 01:59:11,040
You get that when you haven't slept in 24 hours.

3162
01:59:11,040 --> 01:59:15,400
When you go to bed and you just hear a crowd or something.

3163
01:59:15,400 --> 01:59:17,200
It's just white noise for the most part.

3164
01:59:17,200 --> 01:59:20,200
But it's like five days stacked on top of that

3165
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:21,840
while you're conscious and awake.

3166
01:59:21,840 --> 01:59:25,200
And it was just like, oh, so I heard voices.

3167
01:59:25,200 --> 01:59:26,560
And they weren't talking to me.

3168
01:59:26,560 --> 01:59:28,240
They were just like, oh, hey.

3169
01:59:28,240 --> 01:59:30,120
Those are just the voices in your head.

3170
01:59:30,120 --> 01:59:32,520
And then I'd see shadow people crossing the street.

3171
01:59:32,520 --> 01:59:36,760
And I was like, why did I think walking at night was a good idea?

3172
01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:38,160
And it didn't start.

3173
01:59:38,160 --> 01:59:42,560
It ramped up over time throughout the walk.

3174
01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:45,280
When it got to its peak, when I was like, I need to turn around,

3175
01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:47,640
I was like a mile away from my house at that point.

3176
01:59:47,640 --> 01:59:50,520
It was like, there's no quick as a shadow.

3177
01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:54,440
For listeners at home, Ali Mack is deaf in one ear,

3178
01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:55,480
if we didn't know that.

3179
01:59:55,480 --> 01:59:58,280
I think that's probably been established at this point.

3180
01:59:58,280 --> 02:00:00,880
If we had a camera, you would be able to see that.

3181
02:00:00,880 --> 02:00:02,400
Yeah, he's deaf in one ear.

3182
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:05,280
So he did have an ear infection that made him basically just

3183
02:00:05,280 --> 02:00:07,360
deaf deaf for a little bit.

3184
02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:09,040
And that's why that was such a hit.

3185
02:00:09,040 --> 02:00:11,240
I was training to be a dispatcher at my job,

3186
02:00:11,240 --> 02:00:15,240
which as you can imagine, would be kind of problematic.

3187
02:00:15,240 --> 02:00:16,680
There was some pretty dicey days.

3188
02:00:16,680 --> 02:00:18,040
This guy's fucking deaf.

3189
02:00:18,040 --> 02:00:20,640
What, are you getting stabbed or are you sad?

3190
02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:24,680
Ma'am, I know you've given me the number three times.

3191
02:00:24,680 --> 02:00:27,360
I just got to have, I know there's an emergency,

3192
02:00:27,360 --> 02:00:30,160
but I got to get the number in before I can put the details.

3193
02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:31,200
All right.

3194
02:00:31,200 --> 02:00:32,680
I get that they don't have a pulse.

3195
02:00:32,680 --> 02:00:36,280
Just what, five, one, eight, three, seven?

3196
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:37,760
Oh, okay.

3197
02:00:37,760 --> 02:00:38,840
What's going on there?

3198
02:00:38,840 --> 02:00:39,680
I'll get you someone.

3199
02:00:39,680 --> 02:00:40,520
Threave.

3200
02:00:40,520 --> 02:00:42,360
You should have just acted a little,

3201
02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:43,480
thrown in a little accent.

3202
02:00:43,480 --> 02:00:45,920
They're saying that Biden had a cold.

3203
02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:48,000
Oh, that's it.

3204
02:00:48,000 --> 02:00:50,680
Babbling and hoarse, Biden's debate performance

3205
02:00:50,680 --> 02:00:52,520
sends Democrats into a panic.

3206
02:00:52,520 --> 02:00:54,920
Yeah, hoarse is a fucking understatement.

3207
02:00:54,920 --> 02:00:56,880
That guy was struggling for air.

3208
02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:59,000
He had a weak and raspy voice.

3209
02:00:59,000 --> 02:01:02,160
The 81-year-old struggled even to talk,

3210
02:01:02,160 --> 02:01:04,040
mostly something in a weak, raspy voice.

3211
02:01:04,040 --> 02:01:05,960
The opening minutes, the president repeatedly

3212
02:01:05,960 --> 02:01:09,360
tripped over his words, misspoke and lost train of thought.

3213
02:01:09,360 --> 02:01:12,200
Almost as if that's his normal baseline.

3214
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:13,040
That's his baseline.

3215
02:01:13,040 --> 02:01:15,560
And it's not because he had a cold.

3216
02:01:15,560 --> 02:01:18,600
Are we just now just not being gaslit into saying

3217
02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:19,920
it's not happening anymore?

3218
02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:20,800
He's got a cold.

3219
02:01:20,800 --> 02:01:21,320
Apparently.

3220
02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:21,760
He's just sick.

3221
02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:22,320
He had a cold.

3222
02:01:22,320 --> 02:01:24,800
He's been sick for the past four fucking years.

3223
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:25,600
Yeah, that's what it is.

3224
02:01:25,600 --> 02:01:26,520
He's been real sick.

3225
02:01:26,520 --> 02:01:28,800
Democrats just committed collective suicide.

3226
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:31,280
Yeah.

3227
02:01:31,280 --> 02:01:32,280
Damn, they're really dead.

3228
02:01:32,280 --> 02:01:35,040
They need to get somebody else as the candidate.

3229
02:01:35,040 --> 02:01:36,040
Representative?

3230
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:37,000
Yeah, as a candidate.

3231
02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:39,520
Get fucking Gavin Newsom, dude.

3232
02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:42,400
Who the fuck is Gavin Newsom, the governor

3233
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:43,240
of California?

3234
02:01:43,240 --> 02:01:43,760
Yeah.

3235
02:01:43,760 --> 02:01:44,480
Are you kidding me?

3236
02:01:44,480 --> 02:01:45,680
That dude's a fucking asshole.

3237
02:01:45,680 --> 02:01:47,080
No, the governor of California is on a four-tracker.

3238
02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:49,080
California is a disaster.

3239
02:01:49,080 --> 02:01:50,200
Now it's Gavin Newsom.

3240
02:01:50,200 --> 02:01:52,040
Have you seen California?

3241
02:01:52,040 --> 02:01:53,160
OK, here's the thing.

3242
02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:56,400
Nobody cares what the politicians actually do.

3243
02:01:56,400 --> 02:01:58,560
They don't care about their success rate or anything like

3244
02:01:58,560 --> 02:01:58,800
that.

3245
02:01:58,800 --> 02:02:00,360
Is Gavin Newsom a gay guy, or is that the other thing?

3246
02:02:00,360 --> 02:02:02,160
Why would I want him to be president?

3247
02:02:02,160 --> 02:02:03,160
No, Gavin Newsom.

3248
02:02:03,160 --> 02:02:06,640
Because he can formulate a sentence, and it's coherent.

3249
02:02:06,640 --> 02:02:08,120
It's like, dude, I don't care.

3250
02:02:08,120 --> 02:02:08,400
Look.

3251
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:10,440
He fucked up the entire state of California.

3252
02:02:10,440 --> 02:02:11,480
Yeah, what about my guns?

3253
02:02:11,480 --> 02:02:12,240
That's fine.

3254
02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:13,240
We're fucked anyway.

3255
02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:14,720
That's fine.

3256
02:02:14,720 --> 02:02:16,680
That's a damn good question, Dan.

3257
02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:18,080
Oh my goodness.

3258
02:02:18,080 --> 02:02:21,440
I honestly, at this point, I don't fucking care.

3259
02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:23,520
I wake up, and I only care about one thing.

3260
02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:24,320
My guns.

3261
02:02:24,320 --> 02:02:25,800
No, no, no.

3262
02:02:25,800 --> 02:02:27,520
I don't care who wins.

3263
02:02:27,520 --> 02:02:28,240
Don't say it.

3264
02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:29,000
Don't say it.

3265
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:30,320
We're not going there.

3266
02:02:30,320 --> 02:02:34,720
I only care about the weather.

3267
02:02:34,720 --> 02:02:35,760
Waking up the next day.

3268
02:02:35,760 --> 02:02:36,720
I'm not going to say it.

3269
02:02:36,720 --> 02:02:40,800
The thing I care about most starts at 930 in the morning.

3270
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:42,800
Yeah, dude.

3271
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:44,400
When the meteorology market opens.

3272
02:02:44,400 --> 02:02:48,000
Dude, put somebody in there that can speak in full sentences

3273
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:50,200
that's articulate, literate.

3274
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:51,640
I can speak in full sentence.

3275
02:02:51,640 --> 02:02:54,080
I don't know if I'm literate, but I can speak in full sentences.

3276
02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:58,680
I don't care if we're making deals behind our country's

3277
02:02:58,680 --> 02:03:00,160
back with Ukraine and this.

3278
02:03:00,160 --> 02:03:02,160
I don't give a fuck about that.

3279
02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:03,960
As long as somebody's making money.

3280
02:03:03,960 --> 02:03:07,360
Would be the worst thing for your addiction there.

3281
02:03:07,360 --> 02:03:08,400
What?

3282
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:09,320
Gavin Newsom?

3283
02:03:09,320 --> 02:03:11,040
Everything I know.

3284
02:03:11,040 --> 02:03:12,600
Maybe not, though.

3285
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:17,760
Do you know the capital gains tax of fucking of California?

3286
02:03:17,760 --> 02:03:20,000
It's higher than New York.

3287
02:03:20,000 --> 02:03:21,520
What is it like 40%?

3288
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:23,720
It's something ridiculous like that.

3289
02:03:23,720 --> 02:03:26,120
80%

3290
02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:28,000
I'll move it.

3291
02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,960
What are those islands?

3292
02:03:29,960 --> 02:03:30,680
American.

3293
02:03:30,680 --> 02:03:31,640
The one you went to.

3294
02:03:31,640 --> 02:03:32,600
The Virgin Islands.

3295
02:03:32,600 --> 02:03:34,760
Fucking the Bahamas.

3296
02:03:34,760 --> 02:03:35,520
Cayman Islands.

3297
02:03:35,520 --> 02:03:36,400
Cayman Islands.

3298
02:03:36,400 --> 02:03:37,880
Yeah, that's where we got to move.

3299
02:03:37,880 --> 02:03:40,560
Cayman Islands are really fucking nice, too.

3300
02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:42,800
But it's technically under British rule.

3301
02:03:42,800 --> 02:03:44,160
That's fine.

3302
02:03:44,160 --> 02:03:46,280
Yeah, but there's no capital gains tax.

3303
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:47,280
No, there's no taxes.

3304
02:03:47,280 --> 02:03:48,080
And on top of that.

3305
02:03:48,080 --> 02:03:48,960
There's some taxes now.

3306
02:03:48,960 --> 02:03:51,240
And they have really good chocolate.

3307
02:03:51,240 --> 02:03:53,480
I don't think they're going to let him debate again.

3308
02:03:53,480 --> 02:03:54,480
I think they're just going to like.

3309
02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:56,200
No, they're going to whine too.

3310
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:57,520
And Trump's going to say no.

3311
02:03:57,520 --> 02:03:58,320
They're going to.

3312
02:03:58,320 --> 02:03:58,840
No, Trump.

3313
02:03:58,840 --> 02:04:01,400
It's beneficial for Trump to debate him.

3314
02:04:01,400 --> 02:04:04,120
Because it makes Biden look like an idiot.

3315
02:04:04,120 --> 02:04:06,520
Well, I mean, you might want to just lock it in.

3316
02:04:06,520 --> 02:04:07,840
Because he did a good enough job.

3317
02:04:07,840 --> 02:04:10,080
Like, if Biden comes back and looks stronger.

3318
02:04:10,080 --> 02:04:12,240
I don't think his staff will want

3319
02:04:12,240 --> 02:04:16,880
Biden to be in another debate.

3320
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:17,400
You know?

3321
02:04:17,400 --> 02:04:17,880
Who?

3322
02:04:17,880 --> 02:04:18,440
Biden's staff?

3323
02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:19,720
Yeah, Biden's staff.

3324
02:04:19,720 --> 02:04:20,640
We all know that.

3325
02:04:20,640 --> 02:04:22,400
I really think he has another option, though.

3326
02:04:22,400 --> 02:04:26,520
Is Biden keeping fucking Harris as his VP?

3327
02:04:26,520 --> 02:04:27,160
I hope not.

3328
02:04:27,160 --> 02:04:28,480
He's just really stupid.

3329
02:04:28,480 --> 02:04:29,120
Yeah, he is.

3330
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:29,800
He is?

3331
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:32,520
I think that I just think that him bailing out of future debates

3332
02:04:32,520 --> 02:04:34,040
looks worse than him not showing up.

3333
02:04:34,040 --> 02:04:34,680
Because I think.

3334
02:04:34,680 --> 02:04:37,360
I do think that it's being overstated a little bit.

3335
02:04:37,360 --> 02:04:41,440
Like, he did fucking come across as just not in good health.

3336
02:04:41,440 --> 02:04:43,480
But at the same time, like, he didn't.

3337
02:04:43,480 --> 02:04:44,600
It's like you were saying.

3338
02:04:44,600 --> 02:04:46,280
He didn't sound like that much of a dumbass.

3339
02:04:46,280 --> 02:04:47,800
Just make fucking Kamala president.

3340
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:49,040
He has no coherency.

3341
02:04:49,040 --> 02:04:51,040
Kamala is the fucking evil.

3342
02:04:51,040 --> 02:04:51,760
That.

3343
02:04:51,760 --> 02:04:53,280
It's not even, dude.

3344
02:04:53,280 --> 02:04:54,280
Like, I don't care anymore.

3345
02:04:54,280 --> 02:04:55,960
I just don't want a woman to be president.

3346
02:04:55,960 --> 02:04:56,960
That's what they have to say.

3347
02:04:56,960 --> 02:04:58,960
No, that's not true at all.

3348
02:04:58,960 --> 02:04:59,720
That's not true.

3349
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:00,720
You're a success message.

3350
02:05:00,720 --> 02:05:02,120
You're just a piece of shit.

3351
02:05:02,120 --> 02:05:03,920
There is plenty of women that I would

3352
02:05:03,920 --> 02:05:04,920
love to see as presidents.

3353
02:05:04,920 --> 02:05:05,400
Who?

3354
02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:06,240
Storie Daniels?

3355
02:05:06,240 --> 02:05:07,400
No, there's.

3356
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:08,200
Hillary Rodd.

3357
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:09,400
There's applause there.

3358
02:05:09,400 --> 02:05:09,880
You know what?

3359
02:05:09,880 --> 02:05:12,040
I'm going to say something really unpopular.

3360
02:05:12,040 --> 02:05:15,200
I would take fucking AOC over fucking Biden.

3361
02:05:15,200 --> 02:05:17,360
Oh, unpopular opinion.

3362
02:05:17,360 --> 02:05:18,400
Hard no.

3363
02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:19,840
I don't care what people think.

3364
02:05:19,840 --> 02:05:21,960
She's easy on the eyes, bro.

3365
02:05:21,960 --> 02:05:22,960
Hard no, chief.

3366
02:05:22,960 --> 02:05:25,240
Casey thinks she looks like a horse.

3367
02:05:25,240 --> 02:05:26,280
Did she have an OnlyFans?

3368
02:05:26,280 --> 02:05:30,200
If she did, I'd be signed up for it.

3369
02:05:30,200 --> 02:05:31,000
I don't care.

3370
02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:31,840
I don't care anymore.

3371
02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:32,440
Who'd Google her?

3372
02:05:32,440 --> 02:05:33,760
I don't even know what she looks like.

3373
02:05:33,760 --> 02:05:34,240
Whatever.

3374
02:05:34,240 --> 02:05:35,240
She's got a weird face.

3375
02:05:35,240 --> 02:05:35,840
What's her name?

3376
02:05:35,840 --> 02:05:37,640
She's got a nice body, but a weird face.

3377
02:05:37,640 --> 02:05:39,760
AOC.

3378
02:05:39,760 --> 02:05:41,040
Let's see.

3379
02:05:41,040 --> 02:05:44,360
Let's see if we can play some of these CNN comments.

3380
02:05:44,360 --> 02:05:45,640
Wait a minute.

3381
02:05:45,640 --> 02:05:46,960
When they're all talking about.

3382
02:05:46,960 --> 02:05:47,520
OK.

3383
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:48,040
All right.

3384
02:05:48,040 --> 02:05:50,080
She's easy on the eyes.

3385
02:05:50,080 --> 02:05:51,960
She's got a fucking banging body.

3386
02:05:51,960 --> 02:05:53,280
Oh, my god.

3387
02:05:53,280 --> 02:05:53,880
You know what?

3388
02:05:53,880 --> 02:05:55,920
You can be my president.

3389
02:05:55,920 --> 02:05:56,880
Right?

3390
02:05:56,880 --> 02:05:57,600
That's what I'm saying.

3391
02:05:57,600 --> 02:05:59,520
I want to be able to jerk off to my president.

3392
02:05:59,520 --> 02:06:00,020
Right.

3393
02:06:00,020 --> 02:06:01,120
Right.

3394
02:06:01,120 --> 02:06:02,920
I want to turn on the news and be like, I.

3395
02:06:02,920 --> 02:06:05,080
Don't you put me in the spotlight like that.

3396
02:06:05,080 --> 02:06:06,000
Even though.

3397
02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:06,240
All right.

3398
02:06:06,240 --> 02:06:07,520
That picture is not very flattering.

3399
02:06:07,520 --> 02:06:10,560
She looks like a fucking really old bitch in there.

3400
02:06:10,560 --> 02:06:12,080
She aged significantly.

3401
02:06:12,080 --> 02:06:13,800
A really old bitch in politics?

3402
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:14,480
No way.

3403
02:06:14,480 --> 02:06:15,000
No.

3404
02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,200
No fucking way.

3405
02:06:16,200 --> 02:06:18,280
She's like 28.

3406
02:06:18,280 --> 02:06:20,600
Let's hear what some of these people said.

3407
02:06:20,600 --> 02:06:22,560
My question actually is what happens.

3408
02:06:22,560 --> 02:06:24,240
Because she's 34.

3409
02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:26,360
It's a great political strength of Joe Biden.

3410
02:06:26,360 --> 02:06:29,000
It's his resilience and his stubbornness.

3411
02:06:29,000 --> 02:06:31,560
It's also sometimes a blind spot because he is so stubborn.

3412
02:06:31,560 --> 02:06:33,120
It's going to be very hard to someone.

3413
02:06:33,120 --> 02:06:35,680
And I don't know who it is who could go to Joe Biden and say,

3414
02:06:35,680 --> 02:06:39,040
you need to do this, number one.

3415
02:06:39,040 --> 02:06:43,080
The question is, again, I'm just telling you, to Abby's point,

3416
02:06:43,080 --> 02:06:45,040
I've been doing this for 30-something years,

3417
02:06:45,040 --> 02:06:46,000
going on 40 years.

3418
02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:49,280
And I have never, ever had what happened on this thing tonight

3419
02:06:49,280 --> 02:06:50,800
happen in the middle of the debate.

3420
02:06:50,800 --> 02:06:52,760
It started early and it continued.

3421
02:06:52,760 --> 02:06:55,360
And to advance with a very important point,

3422
02:06:55,360 --> 02:06:59,240
these are people who love Joe Biden, who credit Joe Biden

3423
02:06:59,240 --> 02:07:01,000
for kicking Donald Trump out of the White House.

3424
02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:01,520
They're Democrats.

3425
02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:03,360
The Democratic Party is a very diverse party.

3426
02:07:03,360 --> 02:07:04,480
It fights about a lot of things.

3427
02:07:04,480 --> 02:07:05,680
It has generational issues.

3428
02:07:05,680 --> 02:07:07,160
It's had regional issues and everything else.

3429
02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:08,960
The thing that unites the Democratic Party

3430
02:07:08,960 --> 02:07:10,960
is trying to keep Donald Trump from getting back

3431
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:11,720
into the White House.

3432
02:07:11,720 --> 02:07:13,320
They love Joe Biden for kicking him out.

3433
02:07:13,320 --> 02:07:14,320
They don't want him back.

3434
02:07:14,320 --> 02:07:16,800
They came into this debate nervous

3435
02:07:16,800 --> 02:07:18,440
that Biden was in a weak position.

3436
02:07:18,440 --> 02:07:20,200
They leave this debate panicked.

3437
02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:23,240
John, if you love the guy, how could you put him out there?

3438
02:07:23,240 --> 02:07:25,560
If you love him, if you love Joe Biden,

3439
02:07:25,560 --> 02:07:28,280
if that was my father, you don't put a guy in that situation.

3440
02:07:28,280 --> 02:07:29,960
Can I just say, can I just say, is that it then?

3441
02:07:29,960 --> 02:07:31,560
These guys know this better.

3442
02:07:31,560 --> 02:07:33,920
These guys know this better because they talked to them.

3443
02:07:33,920 --> 02:07:35,920
They didn't even try.

3444
02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:37,360
They don't challenge the incumbent

3445
02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:38,720
because they know it's in the past.

3446
02:07:38,720 --> 02:07:41,000
They haven't beaten the incumbent.

3447
02:07:41,000 --> 02:07:44,200
What is MSNBC saying?

3448
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:44,720
I don't know.

3449
02:07:44,720 --> 02:07:45,200
Same thing.

3450
02:07:45,200 --> 02:07:46,160
I feel like it.

3451
02:07:46,160 --> 02:07:50,160
I saw that they were doing a bunch of fact checks on Trump.

3452
02:07:50,160 --> 02:07:53,280
I mean, dude, that's probably going to get them nowhere.

3453
02:07:53,280 --> 02:07:55,000
I mean, that's, I don't know.

3454
02:07:55,000 --> 02:07:56,240
You know what's going to happen again?

3455
02:07:56,240 --> 02:07:57,040
MSNBC.

3456
02:07:57,040 --> 02:07:59,200
All the social media is going to go back to saying,

3457
02:07:59,200 --> 02:08:00,480
this is misinformation.

3458
02:08:00,480 --> 02:08:02,480
They're going to have all those fucking warnings up

3459
02:08:02,480 --> 02:08:05,040
on every post for anything and everything.

3460
02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:08,080
Although the misinformation posts have been getting put on leftist posts now,

3461
02:08:08,080 --> 02:08:09,280
too, I've been seeing.

3462
02:08:09,280 --> 02:08:09,680
Really?

3463
02:08:09,680 --> 02:08:10,800
I haven't seen a single one.

3464
02:08:10,800 --> 02:08:12,840
I've seen them on Instagram and stuff.

3465
02:08:12,840 --> 02:08:14,640
Where is RFK for this debate?

3466
02:08:14,640 --> 02:08:17,480
RFK was at home jerking off or fucking his wife or something.

3467
02:08:17,480 --> 02:08:18,880
Dude, it's like.

3468
02:08:18,880 --> 02:08:20,320
What's he in hot water for right now?

3469
02:08:20,320 --> 02:08:23,240
Being fucking Bobby Kennedy's son.

3470
02:08:23,240 --> 02:08:24,160
All right, that's fair.

3471
02:08:24,160 --> 02:08:26,360
Was he actually there trying to bring him up on something?

3472
02:08:26,360 --> 02:08:27,000
I think so.

3473
02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:31,160
I saw a news article, why RFK is not saying he's a piece of shit.

3474
02:08:31,160 --> 02:08:36,200
And I'm like, OK, I didn't even know that this was going to be still running.

3475
02:08:36,200 --> 02:08:38,600
I thought they were all kind of shot in the head.

3476
02:08:38,600 --> 02:08:41,560
Official stance from Tyler Lee on the Untitled podcast,

3477
02:08:41,560 --> 02:08:44,680
for the third time in a row I'm voting for Donald Trump for president.

3478
02:08:44,680 --> 02:08:45,600
The third time?

3479
02:08:45,600 --> 02:08:48,520
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to vote.

3480
02:08:48,520 --> 02:08:50,240
I'm probably going to vote for Trump.

3481
02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:52,200
I'm probably going to vote for Trump because.

3482
02:08:52,200 --> 02:08:53,160
F. Kennedy.

3483
02:08:53,160 --> 02:08:54,520
Robert F. Kennedy, bro.

3484
02:08:54,520 --> 02:08:55,920
I'm always fighting with you.

3485
02:08:55,920 --> 02:08:57,400
RFK train.

3486
02:08:57,400 --> 02:09:00,360
I'm always fighting with the state easy pass.

3487
02:09:00,360 --> 02:09:03,680
So I'm on his side when it comes to.

3488
02:09:03,680 --> 02:09:07,520
Three hours ago, RFK Junior.

3489
02:09:07,520 --> 02:09:08,120
Oh, no internet.

3490
02:09:08,120 --> 02:09:09,640
Hang on.

3491
02:09:09,640 --> 02:09:12,400
To stream his own real debate.

3492
02:09:12,400 --> 02:09:13,520
In real debate.

3493
02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:15,040
During Trump Biden debate.

3494
02:09:15,040 --> 02:09:16,120
Against himself.

3495
02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:18,680
Yeah, he's going to debate himself.

3496
02:09:18,680 --> 02:09:23,600
Is he going to answer the questions that they gave Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

3497
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:24,560
Let me read it.

3498
02:09:24,560 --> 02:09:26,800
He's a term he doesn't meet the correct.

3499
02:09:26,800 --> 02:09:29,960
CNN has excluded RFK Junior from the debate,

3500
02:09:29,960 --> 02:09:33,520
determining that he doesn't meet criteria, including a polling threshold

3501
02:09:33,520 --> 02:09:37,960
and appearance on a sufficient number of states ballots to win the presidency.

3502
02:09:37,960 --> 02:09:39,680
So they just said, you're not popular.

3503
02:09:39,680 --> 02:09:40,320
Get the fuck out.

3504
02:09:40,320 --> 02:09:41,400
You're not coming.

3505
02:09:41,400 --> 02:09:43,720
Well, not sitting at the cool kids table.

3506
02:09:43,720 --> 02:09:46,680
They need to maintain this two party system.

3507
02:09:46,680 --> 02:09:48,680
They need to maintain it to maintain control.

3508
02:09:48,680 --> 02:09:49,160
Yeah.

3509
02:09:49,160 --> 02:09:49,640
Right.

3510
02:09:49,640 --> 02:09:53,400
Because like I've said in the past, the United States is literally

3511
02:09:53,400 --> 02:09:58,480
just a pyramid scheme that takes the tax money from W-2 employees,

3512
02:09:58,480 --> 02:10:03,120
40% of their income, and funnels it up the pyramid into military contractors

3513
02:10:03,120 --> 02:10:04,680
and distributes it.

3514
02:10:04,680 --> 02:10:06,440
That's how it works.

3515
02:10:06,440 --> 02:10:07,760
That's what taxes are.

3516
02:10:07,760 --> 02:10:09,280
So we got to maintain that.

3517
02:10:09,280 --> 02:10:11,120
And we got to put on this puppet show.

3518
02:10:11,120 --> 02:10:11,600
What's that?

3519
02:10:11,600 --> 02:10:14,000
I should work for a military contractor is what you're saying.

3520
02:10:14,000 --> 02:10:14,880
Yes.

3521
02:10:14,880 --> 02:10:15,800
You do kind of.

3522
02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:16,480
No, I'm owned.

3523
02:10:16,480 --> 02:10:17,640
You work for the military.

3524
02:10:17,640 --> 02:10:19,080
I am owned by the military.

3525
02:10:19,080 --> 02:10:20,240
You are owned by the military.

3526
02:10:20,240 --> 02:10:22,480
I do not work for a military contractor.

3527
02:10:22,480 --> 02:10:25,800
One makes money, the other does not.

3528
02:10:25,800 --> 02:10:27,040
I am the one who does not.

3529
02:10:27,040 --> 02:10:28,320
I am government property.

3530
02:10:28,320 --> 02:10:30,960
I am government property, and it is horrible.

3531
02:10:30,960 --> 02:10:36,680
I just saw that movie Zero Dark Thirty, where they have the CIA,

3532
02:10:36,680 --> 02:10:40,960
IA agents, and they're trying to find out where Osama bin Laden is.

3533
02:10:40,960 --> 02:10:42,840
Casey, how high are you right now?

3534
02:10:42,840 --> 02:10:43,760
Pretty high.

3535
02:10:43,760 --> 02:10:49,040
They bribe the fucking CIA or the fucking Saudi with cars.

3536
02:10:49,040 --> 02:10:53,000
They buy them a car in order to tell them where the terrorists are.

3537
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:55,840
Well, it better be a pretty good car if I'm giving up terrorists.

3538
02:10:55,840 --> 02:10:57,840
They're like a smart car.

3539
02:10:57,840 --> 02:10:59,400
They were buying them Ferraris?

3540
02:10:59,400 --> 02:10:59,920
Yeah.

3541
02:10:59,920 --> 02:11:01,120
That's awesome.

3542
02:11:01,120 --> 02:11:02,800
That's a great way to just get information.

3543
02:11:02,800 --> 02:11:04,480
And they're like torturing the little ones.

3544
02:11:04,480 --> 02:11:05,600
Damn.

3545
02:11:05,600 --> 02:11:08,000
Yeah, we're going to break every bone in your leg

3546
02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:10,680
so you can't drive this Ferrari, but we're going to buy you a Ferrari.

3547
02:11:10,680 --> 02:11:11,920
Dude, that sucks.

3548
02:11:11,920 --> 02:11:15,160
If you got your bones broken and you're like, hey, here's a Ferrari,

3549
02:11:15,160 --> 02:11:17,000
though, I'd be like, you motherfucker!

3550
02:11:17,000 --> 02:11:18,880
Dude, there is this fucking.

3551
02:11:18,880 --> 02:11:21,040
Hey, we're going to paralyze you, but here's a brand new car.

3552
02:11:21,040 --> 02:11:23,520
I'd be like, oh, you motherfucker!

3553
02:11:23,520 --> 02:11:27,800
There is this Canadian professor that had the same name as some terrorist

3554
02:11:27,800 --> 02:11:29,520
that the CIA was looking for.

3555
02:11:29,520 --> 02:11:30,400
Oh, yeah.

3556
02:11:30,400 --> 02:11:31,400
What's his name?

3557
02:11:31,400 --> 02:11:33,240
It was Osama bin Laden.

3558
02:11:33,240 --> 02:11:34,280
The fucking.

3559
02:11:34,280 --> 02:11:35,640
I always forget his name.

3560
02:11:35,640 --> 02:11:38,240
The fucking clean your room guy.

3561
02:11:38,240 --> 02:11:39,360
What's his name?

3562
02:11:39,360 --> 02:11:39,920
Peterson.

3563
02:11:39,920 --> 02:11:40,600
Jordan Peterson.

3564
02:11:40,600 --> 02:11:41,440
No, no, no.

3565
02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:43,760
No, no, that's who you're talking about.

3566
02:11:43,760 --> 02:11:44,240
No, it's not.

3567
02:11:44,240 --> 02:11:45,480
No, that's who you're talking about.

3568
02:11:45,480 --> 02:11:46,240
Jordan Peterson.

3569
02:11:46,240 --> 02:11:47,240
That's exactly right.

3570
02:11:47,240 --> 02:11:48,440
That's who you're talking about.

3571
02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:49,000
We were fine.

3572
02:11:49,000 --> 02:11:50,520
That's who I'm talking about.

3573
02:11:50,520 --> 02:11:52,240
This guy had the same name as some.

3574
02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:54,320
Jordan Peterson.

3575
02:11:54,320 --> 02:11:55,640
Did I talk about this before?

3576
02:11:55,640 --> 02:11:56,720
I think so, yeah.

3577
02:11:56,720 --> 02:12:00,680
Well, so the CIA didn't want to torture him.

3578
02:12:00,680 --> 02:12:02,920
So they sent him to.

3579
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:03,920
Guantanamo.

3580
02:12:03,920 --> 02:12:07,280
No, no, we outsource our torture.

3581
02:12:07,280 --> 02:12:08,520
We outsource our torture?

3582
02:12:08,520 --> 02:12:09,040
I forget.

3583
02:12:09,040 --> 02:12:10,280
What fucking country would you be?

3584
02:12:10,280 --> 02:12:11,200
Are you sure about that?

3585
02:12:11,200 --> 02:12:15,640
Because we have an MOS in the army that literally is torture.

3586
02:12:15,640 --> 02:12:17,440
That's fucking awesome.

3587
02:12:17,440 --> 02:12:18,640
There's literally an MOS.

3588
02:12:18,640 --> 02:12:21,160
I saw it the other day when I was in PA.

3589
02:12:21,160 --> 02:12:22,280
I saw it on some list.

3590
02:12:22,280 --> 02:12:23,480
And I'm like, what is this?

3591
02:12:23,480 --> 02:12:28,200
And my instructor's like, that's kind of like an interrogator.

3592
02:12:28,200 --> 02:12:31,400
Like basically a human torturer.

3593
02:12:31,400 --> 02:12:32,800
I'm like, wait, that exists?

3594
02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:34,680
He's like, yep.

3595
02:12:34,680 --> 02:12:36,080
I'm like, you're not fucking me.

3596
02:12:36,080 --> 02:12:37,440
He's like, no.

3597
02:12:37,440 --> 02:12:40,040
Can I switch my MOS?

3598
02:12:40,040 --> 02:12:41,720
Can I switch that?

3599
02:12:41,720 --> 02:12:44,600
Whips and chains excite me.

3600
02:12:44,600 --> 02:12:46,800
All right, I want to come back to that.

3601
02:12:46,800 --> 02:12:49,080
But so this guy, I forget what.

3602
02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:51,040
It was one of those fucking Arab countries.

3603
02:12:51,040 --> 02:12:53,040
They shipped him off to have him tortured

3604
02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:54,840
to release the information.

3605
02:12:54,840 --> 02:12:56,600
And they put him through everything.

3606
02:12:56,600 --> 02:12:58,360
And they come back to the United States.

3607
02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:02,880
And they're like, yo, this guy doesn't know anything.

3608
02:13:02,880 --> 02:13:05,200
Wait, so you tortured him?

3609
02:13:05,200 --> 02:13:09,280
And they're like, we did everything.

3610
02:13:09,280 --> 02:13:10,840
They raped him.

3611
02:13:10,840 --> 02:13:13,960
They fucking drove shit under his fingernails.

3612
02:13:13,960 --> 02:13:15,080
Everything.

3613
02:13:15,080 --> 02:13:17,240
Dude, they found out it was the wrong guy.

3614
02:13:17,240 --> 02:13:18,000
Oh.

3615
02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:18,680
Yeah.

3616
02:13:18,680 --> 02:13:21,240
That dude's living one cushy life, or he's dead.

3617
02:13:21,240 --> 02:13:22,920
And sent him back to Canada.

3618
02:13:22,920 --> 02:13:26,080
Like as a professor, the guy cannot leave his house.

3619
02:13:26,080 --> 02:13:28,400
I mean, he's got such bad PTSD.

3620
02:13:28,400 --> 02:13:30,120
Dude, you fucking got tortured.

3621
02:13:30,120 --> 02:13:31,880
I fucking wonder why.

3622
02:13:31,880 --> 02:13:33,680
It's just for having the same fucking name.

3623
02:13:33,680 --> 02:13:35,280
Dude, he better be living.

3624
02:13:35,280 --> 02:13:38,280
And his great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids

3625
02:13:38,280 --> 02:13:39,840
better have the money left over.

3626
02:13:39,840 --> 02:13:41,440
Dude, I don't think they did anything for him.

3627
02:13:41,440 --> 02:13:41,960
Really?

3628
02:13:41,960 --> 02:13:44,480
I think they just kind of said, yeah, I'm sorry, dude.

3629
02:13:44,480 --> 02:13:46,280
Well, probably because he's too scared to leave his fucking

3630
02:13:46,280 --> 02:13:47,320
house, that he's just like, I'm not going to fuck.

3631
02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:48,520
Yeah, he's not.

3632
02:13:48,520 --> 02:13:50,120
They're not at risk of being exposed.

3633
02:13:50,120 --> 02:13:51,240
He's like, I don't care.

3634
02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:52,800
But anyway.

3635
02:13:52,800 --> 02:13:54,040
But the story's out there.

3636
02:13:54,040 --> 02:13:56,680
So somehow, someone said something.

3637
02:13:56,680 --> 02:14:00,480
So someone did have the right clearance.

3638
02:14:00,480 --> 02:14:02,240
CIA does what the CIA wants.

3639
02:14:02,240 --> 02:14:03,160
Yeah, what are you going to do?

3640
02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:03,880
Go against the CIA?

3641
02:14:03,880 --> 02:14:05,080
They're just going to make you disappear.

3642
02:14:05,080 --> 02:14:05,440
It's like, yeah, come on.

3643
02:14:05,440 --> 02:14:06,760
They'll put two bullets in the back of your head

3644
02:14:06,760 --> 02:14:07,720
and call you a suicide.

3645
02:14:07,720 --> 02:14:11,120
No, they'll send you on another torture trip like that guy did.

3646
02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:12,480
Whoops.

3647
02:14:12,480 --> 02:14:17,880
So say you have like, I don't know,

3648
02:14:17,880 --> 02:14:20,960
say family member years, right?

3649
02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:25,200
Somebody fucking brutally murders them, OK?

3650
02:14:25,200 --> 02:14:30,400
And you have the opportunity to torture this person, right?

3651
02:14:30,400 --> 02:14:33,440
All right, you can just kill him or you get to torture him.

3652
02:14:33,440 --> 02:14:34,440
Right?

3653
02:14:34,440 --> 02:14:35,440
Juan, what do you do?

3654
02:14:35,440 --> 02:14:36,520
I'm just going to torture them.

3655
02:14:36,520 --> 02:14:37,760
OK, I'm going to torture them too.

3656
02:14:37,760 --> 02:14:39,240
I think torture is the correct choice.

3657
02:14:39,240 --> 02:14:40,880
For as long as humanly possible.

3658
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:45,040
If they survive for an entire year on excruciating pain,

3659
02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:47,640
they're going to survive for an entire year

3660
02:14:47,640 --> 02:14:48,800
on excruciating pain.

3661
02:14:48,800 --> 02:14:52,080
What would you do?

3662
02:14:52,080 --> 02:14:53,320
Fire?

3663
02:14:53,320 --> 02:14:56,040
So glad you asked.

3664
02:14:56,040 --> 02:14:57,160
The nails.

3665
02:14:57,160 --> 02:14:58,560
Oh, the nail thing.

3666
02:14:58,560 --> 02:14:59,800
Coming off.

3667
02:14:59,800 --> 02:15:02,360
One, two, three, four.

3668
02:15:02,360 --> 02:15:04,400
Dude, that's worse than losing a finger.

3669
02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:05,320
I don't know why.

3670
02:15:05,320 --> 02:15:07,240
What I'm going to do is it's going

3671
02:15:07,240 --> 02:15:09,400
to be a very slow peel off.

3672
02:15:09,400 --> 02:15:14,120
It'll be like on a machine that'll slowly just peel.

3673
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:16,800
As snails crawl past.

3674
02:15:16,800 --> 02:15:20,240
Then after the nails are all gone,

3675
02:15:20,240 --> 02:15:22,120
I'm going to take a little bit of the skin off

3676
02:15:22,120 --> 02:15:24,640
like the ball of the tip of each finger.

3677
02:15:24,640 --> 02:15:25,720
I'm going to peel it back.

3678
02:15:25,720 --> 02:15:27,640
I'm going to peel it all the way down to the palm.

3679
02:15:27,640 --> 02:15:28,560
Oh, fuck.

3680
02:15:28,560 --> 02:15:31,000
All the way down.

3681
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:32,440
I'm on a watch list.

3682
02:15:32,440 --> 02:15:35,720
I know how to do this.

3683
02:15:35,720 --> 02:15:37,560
And then I'm going to probably going

3684
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:40,040
to rip their eyelids off.

3685
02:15:40,040 --> 02:15:41,360
That's a fun one.

3686
02:15:41,360 --> 02:15:43,840
Dude, you thought about this.

3687
02:15:43,840 --> 02:15:47,320
You put some thought into this.

3688
02:15:47,320 --> 02:15:50,200
There's a lot more, but I'm already on enough watch lists.

3689
02:15:50,200 --> 02:15:51,320
Who hurt you, Dan?

3690
02:15:51,320 --> 02:15:53,680
Damn.

3691
02:15:53,680 --> 02:15:55,120
Yeah, that was fucking good.

3692
02:15:55,120 --> 02:15:57,880
I'm just wondering who you're picturing doing this to.

3693
02:15:57,880 --> 02:16:00,920
So I was actually, when I was a kid,

3694
02:16:00,920 --> 02:16:04,160
I was involved in an actual lawsuit for a corrupt,

3695
02:16:04,160 --> 02:16:07,040
like an evil dentist.

3696
02:16:07,040 --> 02:16:08,000
Evil dentist?

3697
02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:08,500
What?

3698
02:16:08,500 --> 02:16:09,000
What?

3699
02:16:09,000 --> 02:16:09,500
Dude.

3700
02:16:09,500 --> 02:16:10,880
No, I'm fucking being dead serious.

3701
02:16:10,880 --> 02:16:11,960
That's another good torture.

3702
02:16:11,960 --> 02:16:13,360
Teeth is another good one.

3703
02:16:13,360 --> 02:16:18,080
This dentist got sued because he found out to have not.

3704
02:16:18,080 --> 02:16:20,040
And I make that in harsh.

3705
02:16:20,040 --> 02:16:22,480
He would drill into people's children's teeth

3706
02:16:22,480 --> 02:16:26,120
without Novocaine or anything and remove teeth.

3707
02:16:26,120 --> 02:16:29,520
I was one of those kids that he drilled into his teeth

3708
02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:31,240
without Novocaine and shit.

3709
02:16:31,240 --> 02:16:34,600
And I fucking still have nightmares about that

3710
02:16:34,600 --> 02:16:36,320
to this day, that the fucking dentist

3711
02:16:36,320 --> 02:16:38,000
drilling into my teeth without Novocaine.

3712
02:16:38,000 --> 02:16:38,800
Oh my god.

3713
02:16:38,800 --> 02:16:39,300
Yeah.

3714
02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:40,840
Did you get anything for that?

3715
02:16:40,840 --> 02:16:42,120
My parents, I think, did.

3716
02:16:42,120 --> 02:16:42,620
Yeah.

3717
02:16:42,620 --> 02:16:44,360
That's what paid for Tyler's art degree.

3718
02:16:44,360 --> 02:16:45,840
He didn't use.

3719
02:16:45,840 --> 02:16:48,480
Yeah, getting tortured as a child.

3720
02:16:48,480 --> 02:16:51,640
They fucked me up with an anesthesiologist once.

3721
02:16:51,640 --> 02:16:55,000
I went in for a fucking, I was getting all four wisdom teeth

3722
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:55,500
removed.

3723
02:16:55,500 --> 02:16:57,000
And they're like, all right, count to 10.

3724
02:16:57,000 --> 02:16:57,760
And I was like, all right, I'm going

3725
02:16:57,760 --> 02:16:59,720
to see how far I can make it.

3726
02:16:59,720 --> 02:17:03,400
And it was like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

3727
02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:03,880
eight, nine.

3728
02:17:03,880 --> 02:17:08,840
It was like 14, 15, 16, 17.

3729
02:17:08,840 --> 02:17:12,640
And I could see a little bit of panic in moving around.

3730
02:17:12,640 --> 02:17:15,680
And then I slowly started to feel like the floor was falling

3731
02:17:15,680 --> 02:17:16,720
out from underneath me.

3732
02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:18,280
And then I started to go under.

3733
02:17:18,280 --> 02:17:20,440
I don't want to play with you anymore.

3734
02:17:20,440 --> 02:17:22,680
And I was just like, am I not going

3735
02:17:22,680 --> 02:17:25,600
to have the worst pain I've ever experienced?

3736
02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:27,080
Am I going to be awake for this?

3737
02:17:27,080 --> 02:17:27,920
It's not as harsh.

3738
02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:29,440
Maybe it's because the teeth were probably burnt out.

3739
02:17:29,440 --> 02:17:30,920
Out of all the pain I've experienced

3740
02:17:30,920 --> 02:17:32,160
getting my teeth drilled.

3741
02:17:32,160 --> 02:17:34,240
And he drilled every single tooth in the back

3742
02:17:34,240 --> 02:17:37,400
and every single tooth here without Novocaine

3743
02:17:37,400 --> 02:17:40,800
and then removed my fucking back four teeth here

3744
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:41,560
without Novocaine.

3745
02:17:41,560 --> 02:17:43,640
How many fucking teeth did you have fucked up?

3746
02:17:43,640 --> 02:17:44,480
My teeth are fucked up.

3747
02:17:44,480 --> 02:17:45,720
That was all of your teeth you just had.

3748
02:17:45,720 --> 02:17:46,800
How many teeth do you have left?

3749
02:17:46,800 --> 02:17:47,640
My teeth have been fucked up since I

3750
02:17:47,640 --> 02:17:49,200
was a kid because of that.

3751
02:17:49,200 --> 02:17:53,000
Hey, Tyler, how many teeth do you actually have left?

3752
02:17:53,000 --> 02:17:54,280
All four over there?

3753
02:17:54,280 --> 02:17:55,800
Does that count the dentures?

3754
02:17:55,800 --> 02:17:57,120
Does that count the dentures?

3755
02:17:57,120 --> 02:17:58,720
The teeth back here are all fake.

3756
02:17:58,720 --> 02:18:00,640
My back teeth are all fake.

3757
02:18:00,640 --> 02:18:05,280
My front tooth here and my front tooth here are fake.

3758
02:18:05,280 --> 02:18:05,840
What else?

3759
02:18:05,840 --> 02:18:07,280
These teeth are fake here.

3760
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:09,040
I feel like you're a golem over there.

3761
02:18:09,040 --> 02:18:09,560
Yeah.

3762
02:18:09,560 --> 02:18:10,760
We only have nine.

3763
02:18:10,760 --> 02:18:12,520
We only have nine.

3764
02:18:12,520 --> 02:18:14,320
But yeah, my teeth got all ruined.

3765
02:18:14,320 --> 02:18:16,720
Because he was one pecking tooth to break into wall of masts.

3766
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:18,200
He would do that, but then he'd also

3767
02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:21,400
drill enough where it would leave space for plaque

3768
02:18:21,400 --> 02:18:24,040
to get in there and cause another cavity.

3769
02:18:24,040 --> 02:18:25,160
So you'd have to come back.

3770
02:18:25,160 --> 02:18:26,480
You should have sued him.

3771
02:18:26,480 --> 02:18:27,960
We did.

3772
02:18:27,960 --> 02:18:30,720
It was part of a whole thing.

3773
02:18:30,720 --> 02:18:35,200
So what you're telling me is that you're loaded.

3774
02:18:35,200 --> 02:18:38,400
Do you think Biden's staff is like, good job?

3775
02:18:38,400 --> 02:18:44,080
I wonder if they got backstage and they're like, good job out there.

3776
02:18:44,080 --> 02:18:45,680
They're like, yeah, good job.

3777
02:18:45,680 --> 02:18:49,240
It's like after losing a sports game when they're like, good job, chief.

3778
02:18:49,240 --> 02:18:52,080
They're like, let's get you to bed.

3779
02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:54,040
Let's get you to bed, sweetheart.

3780
02:18:54,040 --> 02:18:55,760
You had a rough day.

3781
02:18:55,760 --> 02:18:56,520
Rough day at work.

3782
02:18:56,520 --> 02:18:58,320
You want some ice cream, Joe?

3783
02:18:58,320 --> 02:19:01,720
I wonder if he just gets in bed with his wife and he's like, honey,

3784
02:19:01,720 --> 02:19:04,240
I think I kind of fucked that up a little bit.

3785
02:19:04,240 --> 02:19:09,080
I wonder if he gets in bed with his wife and he's like, who the fuck are you?

3786
02:19:09,080 --> 02:19:10,160
No, no, they're keeping me.

3787
02:19:10,160 --> 02:19:11,400
Where am I?

3788
02:19:11,400 --> 02:19:12,280
Who are you?

3789
02:19:12,280 --> 02:19:14,520
What is the little boy that I had?

3790
02:19:14,520 --> 02:19:17,360
Tyler's conspiracy theories for the day.

3791
02:19:17,360 --> 02:19:22,280
Joe Biden gets put into a fucking freeze tank until he's needed next.

3792
02:19:22,280 --> 02:19:24,120
I can't think of anything.

3793
02:19:24,120 --> 02:19:27,800
Put a fucking bad signal in the air, we need you again, Biden.

3794
02:19:27,800 --> 02:19:29,800
That's why he's frozen for 100 years.

3795
02:19:29,800 --> 02:19:34,560
Yeah, that's why he's so out of it because the cryo hasn't left him yet.

3796
02:19:34,560 --> 02:19:36,240
He's still out of it a little bit.

3797
02:19:36,240 --> 02:19:37,320
Here's my prediction.

3798
02:19:37,320 --> 02:19:40,720
Joe Biden doesn't run in the 2024 election.

3799
02:19:40,720 --> 02:19:42,320
Joe Trump goes unabashed.

3800
02:19:42,320 --> 02:19:43,880
Would you put money on that?

3801
02:19:43,880 --> 02:19:45,560
I would, yeah.

3802
02:19:45,560 --> 02:19:47,560
Yeah, after that, I think it's done.

3803
02:19:47,560 --> 02:19:48,400
I think it's good.

3804
02:19:48,400 --> 02:19:49,320
Yeah, you sealed it.

3805
02:19:49,320 --> 02:19:50,960
I think it's not even that.

3806
02:19:50,960 --> 02:19:56,000
I think that that was the point of the debate was to set up this situation so that they

3807
02:19:56,000 --> 02:19:57,000
could replace him.

3808
02:19:57,000 --> 02:19:58,000
Who would replace him?

3809
02:19:58,000 --> 02:19:59,000
Don't say Gavin Newsom.

3810
02:19:59,000 --> 02:20:02,600
Also, I feel like that's going to piss off a lot of people that you're saying, oh yeah.

3811
02:20:02,600 --> 02:20:03,600
How about we fucking Kamala?

3812
02:20:03,600 --> 02:20:05,000
No, we're going with this person.

3813
02:20:05,000 --> 02:20:07,000
If they go with Kamala, that'd be even worse.

3814
02:20:07,000 --> 02:20:08,000
They're not going to go with Kamala now.

3815
02:20:08,000 --> 02:20:09,000
They still have time to switch.

3816
02:20:09,000 --> 02:20:10,000
You know what they're going to do?

3817
02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:13,000
They're going to go back to their trusted, tried and true Hillary Clinton.

3818
02:20:13,000 --> 02:20:15,000
Hillary Clinton, I was just going to say that.

3819
02:20:15,000 --> 02:20:16,000
And she admitted it.

3820
02:20:16,000 --> 02:20:17,000
She would lose again.

3821
02:20:17,000 --> 02:20:18,000
I think too many people don't like her.

3822
02:20:18,000 --> 02:20:19,880
Exactly, but they don't have another option.

3823
02:20:19,880 --> 02:20:21,080
I don't think they would go with her.

3824
02:20:21,080 --> 02:20:22,080
They're not going to go with Kamala.

3825
02:20:22,080 --> 02:20:24,240
Kamala has literally no experience and she's a fucking idiot.

3826
02:20:24,240 --> 02:20:25,640
Dude, what if Barack Obama?

3827
02:20:25,640 --> 02:20:26,640
No, he can't.

3828
02:20:26,640 --> 02:20:27,640
He can't.

3829
02:20:27,640 --> 02:20:28,640
Obama would bring it back.

3830
02:20:28,640 --> 02:20:31,640
I would make Obama a dictator if I could.

3831
02:20:31,640 --> 02:20:32,640
Here's my prediction.

3832
02:20:32,640 --> 02:20:33,640
Fucking Bernie Sanders is rolling through the door.

3833
02:20:33,640 --> 02:20:34,640
Oh yeah, Bernie, I forgot about him.

3834
02:20:34,640 --> 02:20:35,640
Jimmy Carter comes back for the U.S. tour.

3835
02:20:35,640 --> 02:20:36,640
Jimmy Carter actually can't be president again because he only did one term.

3836
02:20:36,640 --> 02:20:37,640
Oh, let's get him out of here.

3837
02:20:37,640 --> 02:20:38,640
I don't think he's going to be president.

3838
02:20:38,640 --> 02:20:39,640
I don't think he's going to be president.

3839
02:20:39,640 --> 02:20:40,640
I don't think he's going to be president.

3840
02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:41,640
I don't think he's going to be president.

3841
02:20:41,640 --> 02:20:42,640
I don't think he's going to be president.

3842
02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:52,880
I don't think he's going to be president.

3843
02:20:52,880 --> 02:20:55,800
Who would do better, Jimmy Carter or Joe Biden?

3844
02:20:55,800 --> 02:20:56,800
Probably Jimmy Carter, honestly.

3845
02:20:56,800 --> 02:20:57,800
They're about equal.

3846
02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:01,240
They put Jimmy Carter in the debates like, so how do you feel about the state of the

3847
02:21:01,240 --> 02:21:02,240
global economy?

3848
02:21:02,240 --> 02:21:03,240
Like, what?

3849
02:21:03,240 --> 02:21:04,240
Let me die.

3850
02:21:04,240 --> 02:21:05,240
Okay, thank you, former president Carter.

3851
02:21:05,240 --> 02:21:06,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3852
02:21:06,240 --> 02:21:07,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3853
02:21:07,240 --> 02:21:08,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3854
02:21:08,240 --> 02:21:09,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3855
02:21:09,240 --> 02:21:10,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3856
02:21:10,240 --> 02:21:11,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3857
02:21:11,240 --> 02:21:12,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3858
02:21:12,240 --> 02:21:13,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3859
02:21:13,240 --> 02:21:14,240
I'm going to go with Trump.

3860
02:21:14,240 --> 02:21:15,240
I'm going to go with Jimmy Carter.

3861
02:21:15,240 --> 02:21:16,240
I'm going to go with Jimmy Carter.

3862
02:21:16,240 --> 02:21:17,240
I'm going to go with Jimmy Carter.

3863
02:21:17,240 --> 02:21:18,240
I'm going to go with Jimmy Carter.

3864
02:21:18,240 --> 02:21:19,240
That's a bad idea.

3865
02:21:19,240 --> 02:21:20,240
That's a bad idea.

3866
02:21:20,240 --> 02:21:22,540
It is a miracle we got him onto the stage tonight.

3867
02:21:22,540 --> 02:21:23,540
God bless you, sir.

3868
02:21:23,540 --> 02:21:24,540
Oh man.

3869
02:21:24,540 --> 02:21:25,540
God bless America.

3870
02:21:25,540 --> 02:21:29,320
I can see why people want Trump as a dictator because I would make...

3871
02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:30,320
As a dictator?

3872
02:21:30,320 --> 02:21:34,640
I would make Obama my dictator or Bernie Sanders or something.

3873
02:21:34,640 --> 02:21:35,640
I would be a dictator.

3874
02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:40,680
Once again, I am asking for you to listen to me, but I'm actually telling you, because

3875
02:21:40,680 --> 02:21:42,680
dictatorship

3876
02:21:43,520 --> 02:21:50,600
I've gotta be honest fucking Bernie's so easy to impersonate. It's like once again. I'm sitting here my mittens

3877
02:21:52,120 --> 02:21:57,960
And I'm asking you for your financial help, but he's too much of a pussy to be the president is he's not he's a pussy

3878
02:21:57,960 --> 02:21:59,960
He's doing all now fuck him

3879
02:22:00,320 --> 02:22:03,760
Awesome, I love tax every transaction on Wall Street

3880
02:22:03,960 --> 02:22:08,520
He wants that was his plan to pay for everybody's student debt. Did it? Where's the guy who's?

3881
02:22:08,520 --> 02:22:10,520
The tax

3882
02:22:11,400 --> 02:22:14,160
Okay, not my fucking penny Robin Hood does already

3883
02:22:15,160 --> 02:22:18,940
Take pennies they take like point zero zero zero. We're not gonna talk about this

3884
02:22:20,600 --> 02:22:26,580
Idea was it to tax was like PayPal or even just bank transactions over six hundred dollars

3885
02:22:27,120 --> 02:22:32,720
Your own money that you're transferring to a different account now. They're gonna tax it no way that was a thing

3886
02:22:32,840 --> 02:22:37,180
That was a thing that was brought up, and I'm like wait a minute wait a minute hang on

3887
02:22:37,180 --> 02:22:41,500
What did they already tax every transaction?

3888
02:22:41,500 --> 02:22:47,140
Yeah ever like in any way shape or form exactly on top of that they tax

3889
02:22:47,660 --> 02:22:52,160
You making money, and then when you go to buy something you're taxed again, right?

3890
02:22:52,160 --> 02:22:57,140
You're taxed multiple what the fuck we funded our country on the whole taxing thing

3891
02:22:57,860 --> 02:23:04,540
It's time for another oh, yeah people should can't say that loud though because um now. I'm actually gonna get arrested well

3892
02:23:04,540 --> 02:23:11,180
The reason the reason that nobody fights back about it is because they dump fluoride in the water, so it's just docile

3893
02:23:12,620 --> 02:23:14,500
Well a lot of people do

3894
02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:18,460
So as long as most people do they're safe from a revolution, okay?

3895
02:23:18,460 --> 02:23:23,100
Does anybody here actually drink tap water you know I do well? That's why you're retarded

3896
02:23:23,100 --> 02:23:26,560
I used to but I've noticed actually I'm just naturally that way

3897
02:23:27,340 --> 02:23:29,900
So I haven't been Jesus Christ

3898
02:23:29,900 --> 02:23:34,780
I haven't been drinking tap water as much and I've noticed it's like your head's clear

3899
02:23:34,780 --> 02:23:38,980
I know I'm just like starting it's not even like the conspiracy theories

3900
02:23:38,980 --> 02:23:42,620
But I'm just starting to like accept a bunch of shit where it'd be like oh for example

3901
02:23:42,620 --> 02:23:47,100
I know I talked briefly the last time I was here about like the JFK and MLK assassinations

3902
02:23:47,100 --> 02:23:51,020
It's like I was always figured there might have been something going on there, but never really looked into it

3903
02:23:51,020 --> 02:23:53,020
Then you stop drinking tap water yeah

3904
02:23:53,020 --> 02:23:59,940
And I was like wow this is actually pretty fucking crazy that this happened and nobody gives a fuck

3905
02:24:01,140 --> 02:24:05,740
You start talking to other people about it. They look at you like you're crazy check out the group chat

3906
02:24:05,740 --> 02:24:11,380
I sent a picture there they look like they look at me like I'm crazy, and it's like no this shit happened like

3907
02:24:12,100 --> 02:24:15,500
Guys the information's out there like this didn't fucking happen

3908
02:24:15,500 --> 02:24:20,940
They admitted MLK's assassination was by the government and nobody cares about that. That's not in the history book

3909
02:24:20,940 --> 02:24:26,420
Yeah, his family fucking won a lawsuit where all they wanted was

3910
02:24:26,980 --> 02:24:30,420
$100 that that's all they want out of the lawsuit because they didn't care about the money

3911
02:24:30,420 --> 02:24:36,820
They just took them to they took the state to court to say good back to say did the government have involvement in MLK's assassination?

3912
02:24:37,140 --> 02:24:41,100
And absolutely the window that they said that the shooter

3913
02:24:41,820 --> 02:24:44,620
Shot from was obscured by a tree

3914
02:24:44,620 --> 02:24:48,900
And there's a picture you can see of the the pose that he would had to have had in the bathroom

3915
02:24:48,900 --> 02:24:50,900
To even get the shot off

3916
02:24:51,820 --> 02:24:58,060
Yes, like yeah, he's like crouched over a fucking bathtub and like trying to pull off like it one of these

3917
02:24:58,060 --> 02:25:00,860
It's like what are you doing? And he was dead accurate

3918
02:25:00,860 --> 02:25:01,340
Yeah

3919
02:25:01,340 --> 02:25:07,260
And it was just like also all the bystanders are like the shots came from that bush right there and the police like no

3920
02:25:07,380 --> 02:25:11,300
It came from that window like no it

3921
02:25:12,820 --> 02:25:14,820
Came from here

3922
02:25:14,820 --> 02:25:19,060
It was the CIA definitely was the people that killed. Oh, yeah, the shift's been going on

3923
02:25:19,060 --> 02:25:24,620
It's kind of like the the dark shady shit has been going on since this since like the FBI did MLK

3924
02:25:24,620 --> 02:25:30,180
It's like yes CIA was absolutely JFK. The CIA has no rules. They don't they they have no

3925
02:25:30,660 --> 02:25:36,340
Unchecked and you can't start checking them now. Yeah, well the whole thing with JFK was that a couple months before he's gonna

3926
02:25:37,580 --> 02:25:40,180
Talking about the the whole Bay of Pigs happened

3927
02:25:40,180 --> 02:25:45,580
Which essentially was the CIA doing their own shit and JFK never approved any of that and then he was like

3928
02:25:45,580 --> 02:25:51,660
I fucking hate the CIA and he was quoted as saying I would dissolve them into a thousand tiny pieces and then just

3929
02:25:52,060 --> 02:25:58,180
Throw throw it in the trash like I fucking can't stand and then I died and then like two weeks before he got assassinated

3930
02:25:58,700 --> 02:26:00,700
He was quoted as saying that there was secret

3931
02:26:01,220 --> 02:26:08,540
Secret societies within the government and he couldn't wait to expose them and then he got fucking killed and then they get taken to court

3932
02:26:08,540 --> 02:26:10,900
like 30 years ago and

3933
02:26:11,580 --> 02:26:19,740
The footage from the other side of the road which clearly displays smoke being fired from like three different windows and three different locations and the grassy

3934
02:26:19,740 --> 02:26:21,740
No, that just mysteriously

3935
02:26:22,340 --> 02:26:27,660
gets stolen from the CIA evidence lockup because that's where it was and

3936
02:26:28,260 --> 02:26:30,900
Then they were like, oh, we don't know what happened

3937
02:26:33,700 --> 02:26:35,700
Fucking did it. Yeah, it's crazy

3938
02:26:35,700 --> 02:26:40,420
So then that board which is another government body, it's not the CIA

3939
02:26:40,420 --> 02:26:46,100
They were putting the CIA on trial and they concluded after the evidence got thrown out that that most likely

3940
02:26:46,900 --> 02:26:49,740
the CIA was involved with the with the

3941
02:26:51,020 --> 02:26:53,540
assassination of JFK like I get that a lot of the

3942
02:26:54,860 --> 02:26:57,980
Because the evidence that they already knew existed was irrefutable

3943
02:26:58,260 --> 02:27:01,860
But because it was destroyed before they could present it in front of the court

3944
02:27:01,860 --> 02:27:08,960
It's just he said sure substantial, but it's like yeah, so they probably did but we can't prove it to you because they fucking

3945
02:27:09,180 --> 02:27:11,180
destroyed everything so

3946
02:27:11,300 --> 02:27:18,320
But could they they can't get charged with not bring evidence either. It's no. Hey, what are you gonna do fucking go? Oh boy?

3947
02:27:19,140 --> 02:27:24,220
You're looking at me like hey you guys tamper with evidence. You can like you can look at I'm gonna do about it disappear

3948
02:27:24,220 --> 02:27:27,480
You can look that up all that shit's fucking out there without Joseph Pfeiffer

3949
02:27:27,480 --> 02:27:35,480
Fuck him. Do you think he's fine a CIA? No, I think the CIA paid him in order to fucking cover up 9-eleven

3950
02:27:35,760 --> 02:27:37,400
dude, there's the

3951
02:27:37,400 --> 02:27:44,200
I was watching this one podcast concrete podcast. Have you ever seen it? No, they're talking this one guy that was a CIA agent and

3952
02:27:45,280 --> 02:27:51,120
The so the United States isn't supposed to engage in torture, right? Like that's right, right? What they do. They're not

3953
02:27:52,560 --> 02:27:56,480
Something I don't know how but you said like there's a job that is a torture

3954
02:27:56,480 --> 02:28:00,080
I don't know this CIA guy said like they're not supposed to do it or whatever

3955
02:28:00,080 --> 02:28:04,760
And so he started he was a whistleblower against the CIA. Oh, that's not a good idea

3956
02:28:04,800 --> 02:28:09,800
No, he's gonna get two balls gone. So that's like worse than doing that against he's just gone now

3957
02:28:10,800 --> 02:28:12,800
They literally threw him in jail

3958
02:28:12,880 --> 02:28:19,160
Right and like they see I literally like turn on it's like a cult dude. You cannot it's like your home witnesses

3959
02:28:20,080 --> 02:28:22,080
worse

3960
02:28:22,800 --> 02:28:25,280
Pretty fucked up. I think I've heard about what you're saying

3961
02:28:25,280 --> 02:28:29,560
They like this story like I bet I told it on the podcast

3962
02:28:29,560 --> 02:28:35,160
Oh, I remember it was after the podcast, but you told to me upstairs. I didn't left one day. Yeah

3963
02:28:35,160 --> 02:28:35,600
Yeah

3964
02:28:35,600 --> 02:28:37,680
so they fucking turned on him and

3965
02:28:38,160 --> 02:28:44,880
Throw him in prison and then he became friends with like some mob boss in prison and like was hanging out with him when he got

3966
02:28:44,880 --> 02:28:46,480
out of prison and

3967
02:28:46,480 --> 02:28:49,080
the FBI came to his house and they're like, oh we

3968
02:28:49,080 --> 02:28:55,520
We found out that you were like friends with this this guy while you're in prison like would you mind like giving us some information?

3969
02:28:55,520 --> 02:28:59,440
We know you're in the CIA and he's like get the fuck off my porch

3970
02:28:59,440 --> 02:29:07,120
Like you think I'm gonna fucking help the federal government after you put me in prison. Yeah, fuck that. He's like leave

3971
02:29:07,120 --> 02:29:09,120
Now

3972
02:29:09,120 --> 02:29:11,120
Get the fuck out of here

3973
02:29:11,120 --> 02:29:15,120
I got a good thing going with these mob bosses like fuck off

3974
02:29:15,120 --> 02:29:19,120
They keep me protected they keep the feds off my ass

3975
02:29:19,120 --> 02:29:21,120
Dude the CIA is just the mob for the next thing

3976
02:29:21,120 --> 02:29:23,120
I don't pay taxes on nothing

3977
02:29:23,120 --> 02:29:26,480
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to be part of that cult but

3978
02:29:27,440 --> 02:29:31,800
They do some they do some shitty shit. Well the CIA is its own entity

3979
02:29:31,800 --> 02:29:36,840
They play by their own rules. They don't give a fuck who's an officer. You're the top dog, dude

3980
02:29:36,840 --> 02:29:42,620
You're fucking who's you're the top gangster. That's what that's what it was about. Like the CIA like

3981
02:29:42,620 --> 02:29:47,540
With the JFK thing. It's it's a fucking hot dog not flexed

3982
02:29:47,540 --> 02:29:52,140
Yeah, it's like we'll fucking kill the president and get a fucking way with it

3983
02:29:52,140 --> 02:29:56,860
Like try and do something about it and like that just puts the person who's head of the CIA

3984
02:29:57,620 --> 02:30:01,660
Above the president. Yeah, that's what it does. It just elevates a call

3985
02:30:01,660 --> 02:30:03,540
We're in George HW Bush's case

3986
02:30:03,540 --> 02:30:10,420
It makes him the president because he was the fucking CIA director before that and also in fucking Texas the day JFK was assassinated

3987
02:30:10,420 --> 02:30:15,540
Yeah, not only will I kill you like this job so bad

3988
02:30:16,420 --> 02:30:19,500
I know I said last episode I'm gonna stop no

3989
02:30:20,300 --> 02:30:22,300
But no, he was there

3990
02:30:22,580 --> 02:30:30,060
Fucking George HW Bush was in Texas the day fucking JFK was assassinated then after he fails his job so miserably

3991
02:30:31,460 --> 02:30:38,820
He gets promotion after promotion fail until he becomes the CIA director and then he jumps from that position

3992
02:30:38,820 --> 02:30:41,180
All of a sudden into being the president dude

3993
02:30:41,180 --> 02:30:46,860
What if you fail you fail when he was interviewed Dan when he was interviewed because I know I told these guys this already

3994
02:30:46,860 --> 02:30:52,460
But when he was interviewed he was like, oh, where were you the day JFK was assassinated goes. Hmm. I don't remember

3995
02:30:53,020 --> 02:30:55,020
like really

3996
02:30:55,140 --> 02:30:57,140
Really, dude

3997
02:30:57,140 --> 02:31:04,460
In Texas, that's some joker level. I call hey Casey

3998
02:31:04,460 --> 02:31:09,860
I just got one thing to tell you I fucking hate impractical jokers. Why I fucking hate that show

3999
02:31:10,060 --> 02:31:12,060
It's so fucking annoying

4000
02:31:13,700 --> 02:31:19,620
I actually got a lot of inspiration for the podcast. I just fuck I don't like them dude. They're fucking accents

4001
02:31:19,620 --> 02:31:27,220
I can't stand that accent the New Jersey one. It's the fucking more Long Island Staten Island that I Jersey whatever fucking I was down there

4002
02:31:27,380 --> 02:31:32,940
Fucking hate him dude. What happened in Long Island? How'd their accent get so fucked up compared to?

4003
02:31:35,500 --> 02:31:38,780
Like but like he's like like they're like they're in New York State

4004
02:31:40,780 --> 02:31:44,100
Leave they never leave the city so they have their own dialect

4005
02:31:44,100 --> 02:31:49,700
Yeah, no, but at least like with the New York City accent. I'm like I get that but like a Long Island accent

4006
02:31:49,700 --> 02:31:55,300
I'm just like do you just want to sound like an asshole like have them don't even have fucking cars though

4007
02:31:55,300 --> 02:31:59,740
Like it's just public no Long Island nuts that oh, yeah, Long Island. I fucking long

4008
02:31:59,740 --> 02:32:06,180
I understand why Long Island thinks are so fucking hot shit and special when they're really not because nothing it's expensive

4009
02:32:06,180 --> 02:32:09,500
That's you're a listener in Long Island. Go fuck yourself. Fuck yourself

4010
02:32:09,500 --> 02:32:15,780
Fuck there's a reason why the women down there are Long Island bitches not Long Island women fucking

4011
02:32:16,180 --> 02:32:23,460
Whores fucking upstate for life upstate. Yeah, you know what's weird is like you don't really think about like Long Island sound

4012
02:32:23,780 --> 02:32:31,420
Yeah, area between Long Island and Connecticut is not that far like you never hear anybody saying that they're gonna go sail in Long Island

4013
02:32:31,420 --> 02:32:33,520
Sound have you ever heard that? No, no

4014
02:32:33,740 --> 02:32:36,740
That's like you would think that'd be like a nice little sailing trip

4015
02:32:36,740 --> 02:32:40,980
We're gonna go down to the Long Island sound you ever hear people say that I've never heard

4016
02:32:41,220 --> 02:32:46,100
I've lived in New York my entire life. Are you gonna dock your boat on the other end a fucking landfill?

4017
02:32:47,460 --> 02:32:49,580
But like I've lived in New York my entire life

4018
02:32:49,580 --> 02:32:53,780
I've never heard somebody be like I want to go to Long Island or I'm going to Long Island

4019
02:32:53,780 --> 02:32:57,020
I've lived in New York my whole life and I've never been to Long Island, right?

4020
02:32:57,020 --> 02:33:03,180
I've been in New York City a bunch of times. I've been to fucking like Buffalo. I've been to like Watertown and shit

4021
02:33:03,180 --> 02:33:08,820
I've never been to anywhere on Long Island. I've been around one time and it was for a couple of months

4022
02:33:09,380 --> 02:33:12,380
Because of that the one we're doing the code missions for the army

4023
02:33:12,380 --> 02:33:16,460
I was in a field hospital set up on Stony Brook campus and

4024
02:33:17,260 --> 02:33:20,420
I said Long Island. Yeah, I didn't know that and

4025
02:33:21,620 --> 02:33:25,700
We were sitting there in like these vehicles like government-issued rented vehicles

4026
02:33:25,700 --> 02:33:31,780
So I had this nice Ford Explorer that I sat in and I just sat there no armor. No weapons

4027
02:33:31,780 --> 02:33:36,340
I played fucking uno my friends and I'm sitting there

4028
02:33:37,100 --> 02:33:39,100
One night I got really really bored

4029
02:33:39,100 --> 02:33:44,940
So I'm like, let me see what's inside this giant fuck-off tent with all these generators. See what we're guarding. I

4030
02:33:45,700 --> 02:33:47,620
walk in and

4031
02:33:47,620 --> 02:33:52,940
There's no beds. There's no medical equipment. There's no staff. There's no nothing

4032
02:33:52,940 --> 02:33:57,020
You're just guarding an empty tent just guarding an empty tent with a bunch of like sectioned off rooms

4033
02:33:57,020 --> 02:33:58,740
It looks like little hospital rooms, right?

4034
02:33:58,740 --> 02:34:03,460
But no beds no equipment not even a fucking stethoscope and they were to be found

4035
02:34:03,980 --> 02:34:08,220
And I'm like so it's literally just the tent. Yeah, there's nothing inside. So I said optics

4036
02:34:08,220 --> 02:34:12,420
Yeah, so I sent a tent text out. I'm like, what are we doing here? Like there's no one here

4037
02:34:12,420 --> 02:34:16,980
There's no equipment here. Like we're probably here to just to make sure the generators don't get stolen

4038
02:34:19,820 --> 02:34:25,300
Entire field hospital was just a publicity stunt for Cuomo at the time to say he did something

4039
02:34:26,340 --> 02:34:28,100
That's it. That's all it was

4040
02:34:28,100 --> 02:34:33,820
You if there was actually a real shit emergency in that area that field hospital could not be used

4041
02:34:34,940 --> 02:34:37,380
Because it was really just a bunch of fucking tents that they set up

4042
02:34:40,180 --> 02:34:42,180
Surprise they weren't like yeah

4043
02:34:46,140 --> 02:34:51,820
Sorry, I didn't mean to ask my bad didn't sign an NDA and I they didn't say I couldn't go in the building

4044
02:34:51,820 --> 02:34:55,980
So I did exactly that I went inside the building and I snooped around I'm like

4045
02:34:55,980 --> 02:34:57,980
There's no fucking stupid

4046
02:34:58,660 --> 02:35:00,660
That's nuts

4047
02:35:01,380 --> 02:35:03,380
Months just sitting there in a car

4048
02:35:03,620 --> 02:35:04,620
so that

4049
02:35:04,620 --> 02:35:09,940
Guard that kind of gives you like a like are any of these like tent cities that they're given like the immigrants

4050
02:35:09,940 --> 02:35:12,620
They do they actually have anything in them type shit

4051
02:35:12,660 --> 02:35:18,220
Cuz that kind of like sends like a like a like a magnifying glass on that being like all these things that are building for

4052
02:35:18,220 --> 02:35:21,860
Like immigrants and like for kovat and stuff is anything even in them

4053
02:35:21,860 --> 02:35:28,900
Type thing yeah, like that was like a conspiracy and you're just proving a conspiracy fucking right yep fucking with this shit, but

4054
02:35:29,300 --> 02:35:35,100
Long Island sucks. I think we all agree on that agreed. We can all agree long and sucks sucks

4055
02:35:36,620 --> 02:35:38,620
We take a vote

4056
02:35:38,620 --> 02:35:46,340
Take a vote sucks. I I have I have a theory. I'd like to talk about five you mean yeah

4057
02:35:46,340 --> 02:35:50,060
I have a theory I'd like to talk about that I've stayed quiet about for far too long

4058
02:35:50,060 --> 02:35:54,540
Is anyone notice that there is just Alex McDonald? This is not the place for this wait

4059
02:35:55,260 --> 02:35:58,060
All right, it's all right. I just follow me here

4060
02:35:58,580 --> 02:36:05,820
Okay, then has anyone noticed that there's a lot less people just in general since kovat. I think they wiped out some NPCs there

4061
02:36:05,820 --> 02:36:10,740
I think they took some people off the streets because like you know we're gonna say something way different no

4062
02:36:13,380 --> 02:36:18,700
Everybody's like oh, no everybody's staying inside. It's like really cuz everybody I know is back to doing their own life

4063
02:36:18,700 --> 02:36:25,780
I don't know anybody who's still a shut-in since then and it's like you go to things like sporting events and like theme parks and

4064
02:36:25,820 --> 02:36:28,820
the movies there's like any restaurants and

4065
02:36:29,500 --> 02:36:34,780
Everywhere a cry cuz it's like oh, yeah, it's entertainment or it's a restaurant, but it's like no it's everywhere

4066
02:36:34,780 --> 02:36:40,460
You go you just see less people there's well people. Well. Here's another to everybody. I know everybody

4067
02:36:42,180 --> 02:36:44,180
Two and ten people left New York State

4068
02:36:44,660 --> 02:36:49,500
So that's that's a lot of people so how much of that is from the city though?

4069
02:36:50,300 --> 02:36:52,820
We're not gonna see that up here like that's what I'm saying

4070
02:36:52,820 --> 02:36:56,460
It's dramatic sounds that I can where you go out of my state

4071
02:36:56,460 --> 02:37:03,100
I that I like fucking like got like real skeeved out about fucking thing I'm stressed out about the population. They're taking the NPCs so streets

4072
02:37:03,100 --> 02:37:07,500
They're often times have you seen your neighbors bring in their groceries

4073
02:37:08,420 --> 02:37:10,420
Tell you said this to us

4074
02:37:11,580 --> 02:37:17,260
I was near for that what what how many times have you seen your neighbors bring in their groceries honestly pretty frequently

4075
02:37:17,260 --> 02:37:19,260
I've never seen my never my groceries

4076
02:37:19,260 --> 02:37:24,860
I have a fucking camera in my backyard that like it's like like pointing out your neighbors window and then

4077
02:37:24,860 --> 02:37:26,860
I never know I watch them jerk off every night

4078
02:37:26,860 --> 02:37:30,980
No, I guess it's like point I have like a deck on my backyard Dan's been there

4079
02:37:30,980 --> 02:37:36,300
You've seen that you know like my deck thing no my camera my camera's like pointed down at that so I can see me and

4080
02:37:36,300 --> 02:37:41,100
My neighbor coming in like after like work and stuff. I've never seen this man bringing groceries once

4081
02:37:41,660 --> 02:37:45,300
You might just eat out you just go back and watch like 24 hours of footage

4082
02:37:46,700 --> 02:37:48,700
One time to get to fair point

4083
02:37:50,140 --> 02:37:52,140
Easily missable

4084
02:37:52,140 --> 02:37:56,540
No, but like I get a I get most alerts that's all you want so I look at my most

4085
02:37:56,540 --> 02:38:01,340
I bet you the guy who watched 24 hours of footage at point five speed that way you can really get the details

4086
02:38:02,780 --> 02:38:07,920
It takes you 48 hours to watch one roll you want to know what while we're at this while we're talking about glitches

4087
02:38:07,920 --> 02:38:13,420
What the fuck is with mattress stores? Why are there so many of them? I've never visited one in my entire life

4088
02:38:15,420 --> 02:38:18,500
By one so like how are these places staying in business?

4089
02:38:18,500 --> 02:38:23,900
There's like four in every town because they're so expensive is probably somebody does buy

4090
02:38:23,900 --> 02:38:27,220
I don't know if the profit margin is that money like that

4091
02:38:27,220 --> 02:38:31,660
It's like dude it they got to be a front for something money laundering is money laundering

4092
02:38:31,700 --> 02:38:34,860
Yeah, but that's such obvious like money laundering

4093
02:38:34,860 --> 02:38:41,200
That's got to be at least government backed mother money laundering in some instance like somebody has power for that to go on notice for this

4094
02:38:41,200 --> 02:38:44,640
Long because there's no way that like because I'm not the first one to say this

4095
02:38:44,640 --> 02:38:49,260
I saw somebody say some shit about this like a decade ago, and it's like ah it's a conspiracy theorist

4096
02:38:49,260 --> 02:38:54,420
But then I stopped drinking the fluoride started drinking the caffeine and now it's like wow no that's a problem

4097
02:38:54,620 --> 02:38:59,660
Like they shouldn't be in business, and there's fucking 50 of them within a five mile radius of me

4098
02:38:59,660 --> 02:39:06,140
So where did I mattress from where did I I don't know every single mattress has been a hand-me-down of some sort

4099
02:39:06,140 --> 02:39:08,420
So I bought my mattress at fucking Sam's Club

4100
02:39:09,460 --> 02:39:12,920
Wait you can buy a mattress at Sam's Club. Yeah, I got a nectar mattress

4101
02:39:12,920 --> 02:39:16,520
Amazon I was gonna say that's where my next one will be from dude

4102
02:39:16,520 --> 02:39:20,400
I got it. I got it Amazon because I needed it for like that are not Amazon

4103
02:39:20,400 --> 02:39:21,360
I got from Sam's book

4104
02:39:21,360 --> 02:39:25,140
I needed that that fucking day cuz I moved in and I'm like oh fuck. I don't have a mattress

4105
02:39:25,680 --> 02:39:30,680
And I didn't have a couch at that point. I only had a fucking recliner, and I'm like fuck

4106
02:39:31,080 --> 02:39:32,200
I

4107
02:39:32,200 --> 02:39:34,200
went to Sam's Club, and I'm like

4108
02:39:34,320 --> 02:39:39,720
Mattress for $800 whatever I bought it, and I've been sleeping on that ever since it's a fantastic mattress by the way

4109
02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:42,840
I would recommend a nectar mattress to anybody. It's great. Fuck yeah

4110
02:39:43,520 --> 02:39:48,280
It's a it's a medium like it's like it's not medium, but like it's a softer like it's soft

4111
02:39:48,280 --> 02:39:51,240
But with like a slight like not give you know

4112
02:39:51,600 --> 02:39:56,000
Like when you lay down on it it like I used to have chronic back pain from my old mattress

4113
02:39:56,000 --> 02:40:02,240
Tell me more. I only have mild back pain wait a second Tyler. Are you is this a plug?

4114
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:09,280
I see what's going on somebody's getting painless plug. Let me ask you guys something

4115
02:40:09,280 --> 02:40:13,740
Do you think our government's up to something worse than MK ultra right now probably find out about?

4116
02:40:16,320 --> 02:40:18,320
That's what I'm saying

4117
02:40:19,200 --> 02:40:22,040
Nobody knew MK ultra was going on when it was happening

4118
02:40:22,040 --> 02:40:27,680
They gave syphilis to black people and they're like no that's not a joke. That's a real introduced

4119
02:40:29,320 --> 02:40:31,600
They thought was part of it, but like there's like hey

4120
02:40:31,600 --> 02:40:34,600
We're gonna give syphilis to black people because we don't care about them

4121
02:40:34,600 --> 02:40:40,900
That's literally they're giving LSD to fucking homeless people and then just like experiment people brains

4122
02:40:40,900 --> 02:40:45,160
It's like Charles Manson might have been an MK ultra victim. He thought no. I'm pretty sure he was

4123
02:40:45,520 --> 02:40:48,300
Yeah, I think he wants that was confirmed

4124
02:40:51,000 --> 02:40:56,360
But regardless it's like it's deep something like that Scott dude we're all MK ultra victims at this point

4125
02:40:56,460 --> 02:41:00,480
Yeah, there's so many missing people we broke that just like you don't know

4126
02:41:00,480 --> 02:41:04,960
But they don't if you look at the missing people and the cave systems of the United States. They're almost interlinked

4127
02:41:04,960 --> 02:41:08,080
We definitely talked about yes, we have I know the rabbit hole

4128
02:41:08,080 --> 02:41:10,360
We're about to go down with the tunnels. You can't do it

4129
02:41:10,360 --> 02:41:15,920
I think that there's there were giants that lived on this planet at one point and we killed them all I believe that

4130
02:41:16,760 --> 02:41:18,760
manufacturing them

4131
02:41:18,760 --> 02:41:29,640
One hundred percent all the way Giants are real dude Giants were real then are you gonna stay with us for Jeopardy fuck? Oh?

4132
02:41:29,640 --> 02:41:32,140
Yeah, I couldn't tell cuz the sunglasses I

4133
02:41:33,640 --> 02:41:37,160
Supposed I could see fuck yeah, all right. Let's do it

4134
02:41:37,160 --> 02:41:41,240
I'm sorry let's get the last

4135
02:41:45,800 --> 02:41:52,000
You have a working buzzer have you tried changing the battery in there I did yeah that one just that one was fucked from

4136
02:41:52,000 --> 02:41:54,560
I'm gonna know one yeah, we gotta buy more

4137
02:41:57,760 --> 02:42:02,440
We got a pool in for another though our guest our guest has to have a working buzzer

4138
02:42:02,440 --> 02:42:05,080
This is the second time we're gonna ask my smack the table

4139
02:42:05,080 --> 02:42:07,080
It's there. I'm not gonna smack a table

4140
02:42:08,600 --> 02:42:11,400
He's gonna buzz his own buzzer on his phone or something

4141
02:42:13,480 --> 02:42:15,480
Fuck is wrong with this

4142
02:42:19,120 --> 02:42:23,360
Yeah here with your 21 time winner Tyler

4143
02:42:25,200 --> 02:42:28,300
To die we're at max ago the do so

4144
02:42:28,300 --> 02:42:35,540
Oh, let's do a road and nighttime winner this buzzer has a hundred K down loads

4145
02:42:35,860 --> 02:42:39,820
It's a five perfect five star review on Google Play

4146
02:42:41,340 --> 02:42:46,180
Farley I tell you what you guys I want you guys to team up today

4147
02:42:47,820 --> 02:42:49,820
Two teams two teams

4148
02:42:50,980 --> 02:42:52,980
Tyler and Alimak

4149
02:42:52,980 --> 02:42:57,940
Shit the Dan's versus the Dan buzzer actually could I be on the dance?

4150
02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:06,340
Yeah, everybody versus Alimak the guy with two ways we batch what do you guys want your team name to me

4151
02:43:07,580 --> 02:43:09,580
horse come

4152
02:43:11,420 --> 02:43:16,140
It's not we were doing teams damn damn what what's your team name?

4153
02:43:16,140 --> 02:43:22,380
Our team name we got this Dan and Dan. Yeah, it's your shirt bocking hockey team hockey's

4154
02:43:23,060 --> 02:43:25,540
Actually, no, can we be 1980 and squared?

4155
02:43:28,500 --> 02:43:36,380
We're gonna be the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team that's already horse come no, we're not also we only need one buzzer

4156
02:43:36,900 --> 02:43:41,660
No, no, you it's just shared boys. Oh, I'm still working on you

4157
02:43:41,660 --> 02:43:46,580
I'm only I'm only gonna buzz it on should I know yes, I am NOT gonna fuck this up for us

4158
02:43:46,580 --> 02:43:49,740
We can we can win this one. Yeah, we can win this one. This will be easy

4159
02:43:55,180 --> 02:44:02,380
Casey's underestimating me here. He thinks just cuz I only got two wins. I'm always in it till final Jeopardy and I just don't know

4160
02:44:02,380 --> 02:44:03,780
whatever

4161
02:44:03,780 --> 02:44:06,140
Yeah, there we go. This is this is a buzzer kids

4162
02:44:06,140 --> 02:44:13,660
We're in there. I like it. He's got work cuz yours work. Yeah buzzer, too

4163
02:44:15,580 --> 02:44:17,580
All right, listen to that bass drop

4164
02:44:21,460 --> 02:44:24,540
Are you able to go back and see if he buzzes in

4165
02:44:25,100 --> 02:44:26,900
What do you mean like with the sound waves?

4166
02:44:26,900 --> 02:44:31,380
Are you able to see if he has a loud enough one if we come down to somewhere where it's like?

4167
02:44:31,380 --> 02:44:35,180
Yeah, can we play it back?

4168
02:44:39,820 --> 02:44:44,260
Which we which we will team horse cumbersome team at Dan's squared

4169
02:44:51,540 --> 02:44:53,620
Gotta stop with the chain is fucking my mic

4170
02:44:55,980 --> 02:44:58,760
I'm getting so stimulated by the noises

4171
02:44:58,760 --> 02:45:00,760
Right

4172
02:45:01,200 --> 02:45:03,200
Categories say got explorers

4173
02:45:06,160 --> 02:45:10,920
You got us aircraft carriers, okay even more license plate slogans

4174
02:45:12,200 --> 02:45:14,200
the Dow Jones industrial

4175
02:45:17,160 --> 02:45:22,400
Snooze tastic and bring it back the classic emo lyrics

4176
02:45:24,680 --> 02:45:26,680
Dan

4177
02:45:26,680 --> 02:45:30,400
Lady one last let's go with the Dow Jones

4178
02:45:34,280 --> 02:45:36,960
For Dan let's get it out of the way will be the underdogs

4179
02:45:36,960 --> 02:45:43,240
That's all right this repetitive medical company has suspended production of its single dose COVID vaccine

4180
02:45:43,880 --> 02:45:45,880
this repetitive

4181
02:45:45,880 --> 02:45:52,880
I'm gonna let you get those questions. I'm gonna let you get those questions. We're a team right now. We're a team

4182
02:45:52,880 --> 02:45:55,480
Yeah, bring it over to emo emo lyrics for a thousand

4183
02:45:56,320 --> 02:46:00,440
For thousand well, I'm a no good lower middle class brat

4184
02:46:00,960 --> 02:46:05,560
Bag packed and I don't give a shit about nothing. You'd be standing on the corner talking all that

4185
02:46:07,240 --> 02:46:09,240
Yeah

4186
02:46:10,440 --> 02:46:12,440
I

4187
02:46:12,440 --> 02:46:17,480
Don't give a shit about nothing, but it's monotone voice fucks me every time

4188
02:46:17,480 --> 02:46:19,480
Ali Max over there

4189
02:46:21,480 --> 02:46:23,480
Let's go back to the Dow Jones

4190
02:46:24,520 --> 02:46:31,040
I don't know why I didn't pull the trigger for 400. Can you hear them now? They were dough is a bell Atlantic

4191
02:46:31,040 --> 02:46:35,440
What is Verizon Verizon prior to the 2000? Oh, that was good

4192
02:46:36,160 --> 02:46:38,160
You know for 800

4193
02:46:38,160 --> 02:46:41,800
Let me get to your points emo for 800

4194
02:46:47,520 --> 02:46:49,520
You guys got up to a thousand

4195
02:46:51,040 --> 02:46:53,040
Yeah, you can both you can both answer

4196
02:46:57,040 --> 02:47:01,160
All right 800 my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes

4197
02:47:01,160 --> 02:47:04,160
I came in through the window last night and you're long gone

4198
02:47:04,160 --> 02:47:08,760
What is my own worst enemy? Oh, yeah, team horse come got

4199
02:47:12,960 --> 02:47:15,200
Every now and then I kick my shit

4200
02:47:17,200 --> 02:47:19,200
That's lit bro

4201
02:47:19,200 --> 02:47:22,480
600 all the boys don't you do that all the boys who?

4202
02:47:23,000 --> 02:47:27,160
The dance floor didn't love and all the girls whose lips couldn't move through the door

4203
02:47:27,160 --> 02:47:29,160
I'm gonna do a dance floor

4204
02:47:29,160 --> 02:47:36,360
All the boys who the dance floor didn't love and all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough sing until your lungs give out

4205
02:47:38,160 --> 02:47:40,160
That's on

4206
02:47:40,440 --> 02:47:45,440
What's the name of this song I'm not gonna say the name of the band turn them on to it I can hear it

4207
02:47:45,680 --> 02:47:48,320
What's the name? Let's give it again. Give it again. Oh

4208
02:47:48,920 --> 02:47:55,280
We do all the boys know this to all the boys who the dance floor didn't love and all the girls whose lips couldn't move

4209
02:47:55,280 --> 02:47:59,400
Fast enough sing until your lungs give out dude. Oh

4210
02:48:00,400 --> 02:48:06,820
This is a new question. I know uses way more you than it is me. I don't know which one I know the band

4211
02:48:10,080 --> 02:48:12,080
What

4212
02:48:13,200 --> 02:48:19,740
What it's not that's what I was asking for the band no for the song fuck you all right

4213
02:48:19,740 --> 02:48:24,300
This ain't a scene. It's a goddamn arm. I thought it was

4214
02:48:26,020 --> 02:48:30,600
I'm not those far away. I didn't know it's on I hate that song

4215
02:48:32,340 --> 02:48:34,340
Just lose there 600

4216
02:48:34,860 --> 02:48:36,860
Fuck loser

4217
02:48:37,300 --> 02:48:42,340
Meet me out past the train tracks. I'm leaving and not coming back. You're right, and I was wrong

4218
02:48:42,340 --> 02:48:47,100
I don't know which bells is ringing. They're out of tune. They're out of tune

4219
02:48:48,940 --> 02:48:50,940
Nobody

4220
02:48:51,460 --> 02:48:53,460
The downfall of this song

4221
02:48:53,700 --> 02:48:57,060
Wow, yeah, it is. Yep a day to remember. Oh my god

4222
02:48:57,580 --> 02:49:00,380
Damn, I literally listen to that song today

4223
02:49:02,020 --> 02:49:03,060
Literally

4224
02:49:03,060 --> 02:49:06,740
I think that might have came on my shuffle. Yeah, 200 fucking hell

4225
02:49:06,740 --> 02:49:09,220
You could slip my throat and with my one last

4226
02:49:09,220 --> 02:49:13,020
Gasp breath apologize for bleeding shirt wait hold up. Oh

4227
02:49:13,700 --> 02:49:17,340
Is that uh, I just make damn sure nope

4228
02:49:31,560 --> 02:49:33,560
What is cute without the

4229
02:49:33,560 --> 02:49:35,560
No

4230
02:49:37,200 --> 02:49:41,040
Burning I just create I'd mix the two names together

4231
02:49:42,000 --> 02:49:44,000
You're so last summer

4232
02:49:44,000 --> 02:50:07,000
I

4233
02:50:07,000 --> 02:50:14,260
Got explorers aircraft carriers license plate slogans

4234
02:50:15,200 --> 02:50:17,320
Thousand America's Dairyland

4235
02:50:19,920 --> 02:50:24,320
Wait, it's a state. What is Wisconsin? Oh, yeah

4236
02:50:26,000 --> 02:50:28,500
Last time was was one

4237
02:50:28,500 --> 02:50:34,420
No, what it wasn't so confident I was wrong

4238
02:50:43,780 --> 02:50:45,780
The land of Lincoln

4239
02:50:48,780 --> 02:50:52,180
I'm like, I think I need to stay. Yeah. Yeah

4240
02:50:52,180 --> 02:50:57,940
Um, I'm between two and I'm not confident enough to answer either of them. I probably guess the wrong one

4241
02:51:06,740 --> 02:51:08,740
Was not one of my two

4242
02:51:08,740 --> 02:51:20,740
Illinois but like he was known for being in Illinois. Anyways, that's the most ridiculous

4243
02:51:21,780 --> 02:51:25,940
Back up the answer to use from Illinois. No, he was he wasn't born

4244
02:51:28,460 --> 02:51:30,460
Where was he born?

4245
02:51:32,900 --> 02:51:34,900
All right, Tyler's

4246
02:51:34,900 --> 02:51:39,660
The license plate slogans for 600 the bluegrass state

4247
02:51:44,140 --> 02:51:46,140
Kentucky Kentucky

4248
02:51:46,900 --> 02:51:48,900
Because I didn't

4249
02:51:51,580 --> 02:51:53,900
You were way ahead of me I'm not disputing that

4250
02:51:54,820 --> 02:51:56,820
It's like a half second delay

4251
02:51:57,140 --> 02:52:01,700
Yeah, you were way ahead of me. Yeah, cool. How is the license plates license plate?

4252
02:52:01,700 --> 02:52:04,060
200 live free or die

4253
02:52:07,540 --> 02:52:10,580
You got it I knew it too late on the bus

4254
02:52:15,860 --> 02:52:17,860
400 the Lone Star State

4255
02:52:23,180 --> 02:52:25,180
You're pulling this out of the red

4256
02:52:25,180 --> 02:52:29,800
I'd be faster table. I was gone. Yeah explorers aircraft

4257
02:52:31,380 --> 02:52:34,980
Horse come as 3000 Dan squared has 1600

4258
02:52:35,980 --> 02:52:39,580
I thought we were like in the negative to be honest. What do they have?

4259
02:52:40,700 --> 02:52:44,340
Damn, there's still a chance. There's still a chance. It's still a chance

4260
02:52:44,340 --> 02:52:49,500
I'm likely with this roll that fucking tires on we need a daily double or so. You got explorers

4261
02:52:49,500 --> 02:52:58,140
For a thousand a thousand this 13th century explorer first gave Europeans knowledge of the East after exploring the Silk Road

4262
02:52:58,620 --> 02:53:00,620
Shares his name with a children's game

4263
02:53:01,020 --> 02:53:03,020
Who's Marco Polo?

4264
02:53:12,260 --> 02:53:14,260
Let's go back to the Dow Jones

4265
02:53:14,260 --> 02:53:19,220
Jones 600 this is all you good buddy. The first of this fruity tech company stores

4266
02:53:30,500 --> 02:53:32,500
Dominating that category

4267
02:53:34,380 --> 02:53:36,380
Has gotten every question right

4268
02:53:36,380 --> 02:53:44,940
Jones for a thousand a thousand might see mrk as the relation for this pharmaceutical company listed on the Dow Jones

4269
02:53:49,500 --> 02:53:51,500
Mrk

4270
02:53:55,940 --> 02:53:58,900
God I know what it is. I think don't time it out. I

4271
02:53:58,900 --> 02:54:06,540
I have one and I don't know but if you answer I'll answer mine. Oh, you get it wrong

4272
02:54:09,700 --> 02:54:11,700
He's gonna leave you out to dry

4273
02:54:13,940 --> 02:54:15,940
No, I don't know

4274
02:54:16,380 --> 02:54:21,060
Buzz it out and I'll tell you mine and you tell me no is it Moderna? No

4275
02:54:22,260 --> 02:54:23,940
Merc

4276
02:54:23,940 --> 02:54:25,940
should know that I

4277
02:54:25,940 --> 02:54:30,220
I didn't Tyler's pig

4278
02:54:36,860 --> 02:54:38,860
You got 36 hundred

4279
02:54:40,380 --> 02:54:42,380
You can choose

4280
02:54:42,820 --> 02:54:44,820
Do not we are not bad

4281
02:54:45,660 --> 02:54:49,780
If it was a category other than Dow Jones, I'd be all for it at all you

4282
02:54:49,780 --> 02:54:55,180
Have 36 hundred we do we have I got the Wisconsin question

4283
02:54:56,820 --> 02:54:58,820
3600 3600

4284
02:55:00,660 --> 02:55:04,840
What I know no they have 2600, okay

4285
02:55:07,980 --> 02:55:15,980
600 earn some dividends by purchase purchasing the stock in this company founded in 1940 known for its speedy food service

4286
02:55:15,980 --> 02:55:17,980
I

4287
02:55:18,180 --> 02:55:20,180
Mean I'm gonna imagine

4288
02:55:21,380 --> 02:55:25,700
I mean, I'm just gonna I would imagine McDonald's, but I don't know for sure

4289
02:55:28,580 --> 02:55:30,580
McDonald's

4290
02:55:33,540 --> 02:55:35,540
Fuck yeah, the golden archie's mother

4291
02:55:36,540 --> 02:55:38,540
600 back in here

4292
02:55:38,980 --> 02:55:40,980
Yeah, okay

4293
02:55:40,980 --> 02:55:42,420
My

4294
02:55:42,420 --> 02:55:47,700
Guess there did I just sweep the category? We

4295
02:55:48,660 --> 02:55:51,800
Explorers us aircraft carriers to stastic

4296
02:55:54,140 --> 02:55:57,780
Aircraft here is for those might be this is not my category, bro

4297
02:55:58,900 --> 02:56:01,420
Not really. I'm in the fucking army. I have a Navy

4298
02:56:01,420 --> 02:56:07,320
I know a couple of them boat boy taught me some stuff after the United States this country has the most aircraft carriers

4299
02:56:08,060 --> 02:56:10,060
Fuck. Oh

4300
02:56:10,060 --> 02:56:12,060
What is?

4301
02:56:14,620 --> 02:56:17,180
Do you know all right, what?

4302
02:56:20,300 --> 02:56:23,100
What is China China

4303
02:56:30,500 --> 02:56:34,540
Yeah, Dan's pick aircraft carriers for 200

4304
02:56:34,540 --> 02:56:41,100
This aircraft carrier named after a president sure is that USS Kennedy

4305
02:56:41,580 --> 02:56:43,580
There's like 20 aircraft

4306
02:56:48,300 --> 02:56:54,060
This US aircraft carrier named after a president shares his name with a bridge in New York City

4307
02:56:54,060 --> 02:57:11,140
New York City, where's the George Washington? I was really like wait how many what are the bridges near to do whatever it is near city?

4308
02:57:12,500 --> 02:57:14,500
At least we came back

4309
02:57:14,500 --> 02:57:24,380
aircraft carriers for 400 this aircraft carrier aptly named shares its name with a North Carolina town

4310
02:57:24,460 --> 02:57:29,100
What is the USS Lexington? Oh, no. Oh wait, that's not North Carolina

4311
02:57:30,620 --> 02:57:32,020
Fuck

4312
02:57:32,020 --> 02:57:38,180
Say the question again. This aircraft carrier aptly named shares its name with a North Carolina town

4313
02:57:38,180 --> 02:57:42,380
a town not even a city

4314
02:57:44,460 --> 02:57:46,460
All at that time out

4315
02:57:46,580 --> 02:57:48,580
Kitty Hawk. Oh

4316
02:57:50,020 --> 02:57:52,020
Yeah, I was on the tip of my tongue

4317
02:57:52,460 --> 02:57:56,460
Town too, and they've got a giant memorial for the fucking aircraft carrier

4318
02:57:56,460 --> 02:58:05,780
The USS Yorktown was sunk in this 1943 battle

4319
02:58:05,780 --> 02:58:11,180
Oh, yeah, baby

4320
02:58:15,380 --> 02:58:17,980
And the Yorktown fucking yeah

4321
02:58:23,340 --> 02:58:27,580
All fairness the first time it's how it was you the cost it saw it happen

4322
02:58:29,780 --> 02:58:31,780
800 this

4323
02:58:31,780 --> 02:58:33,780
This

4324
02:58:35,020 --> 02:58:37,780
This carry hold up we gotta wait till it clears

4325
02:58:38,300 --> 02:58:46,300
Alright, let's get it. All right. This is carrier this carrier in service from 1927 to 1946 was named after a famous upstate

4326
02:58:46,300 --> 02:58:48,300
New York battle

4327
02:58:50,540 --> 02:58:53,580
Yeah, fuck hate you

4328
02:58:53,580 --> 02:59:00,180
I'm sorry. You got explorers and snooze test. I will do snooze task

4329
02:59:02,340 --> 02:59:07,220
200 after this princess was cursed. You could only awaken with a true love's kiss

4330
02:59:09,740 --> 02:59:14,000
Yeah, I think I think Tyler had that one sleeping beauty

4331
02:59:15,020 --> 02:59:19,540
I thought I beat you and my didn't even pop off. Oh mine's not popping up

4332
02:59:19,540 --> 02:59:24,740
I was gonna say I thought I beat you that makes sense. Yeah, mine's broken switch the four

4333
02:59:27,260 --> 02:59:29,260
Mine's not really

4334
02:59:29,540 --> 02:59:30,860
Okay

4335
02:59:30,860 --> 02:59:38,180
I'm now four because the two slots broken after Dan sabotaged me. Thankfully Tyler stole the answer from me on that one

4336
02:59:38,980 --> 02:59:43,020
for a thousand this neurological sleep disorder causes

4337
02:59:43,020 --> 02:59:48,540
It is my collapse fuck you in your head already. Yeah, I

4338
02:59:51,940 --> 02:59:53,540
Dan's

4339
02:59:53,540 --> 02:59:55,220
same category

4340
02:59:55,220 --> 03:00:02,020
400 this colonial American was said to have slept for 20 years in the castle mountain. Who is rip? Bam Winkle?

4341
03:00:09,420 --> 03:00:11,420
It's a great brew pub

4342
03:00:11,420 --> 03:00:16,340
History of it this one of this one of the seven dwarfs. We have trouble getting

4343
03:00:21,940 --> 03:00:23,940
Give it to me because no

4344
03:00:25,820 --> 03:00:27,820
We have a handicap I

4345
03:00:28,940 --> 03:00:31,620
Know that's me. I said it first. I put I got it

4346
03:00:32,900 --> 03:00:37,760
Say give it to him. We're having buzzer issues. Yeah, we'll split them. We'll split them

4347
03:00:37,760 --> 03:00:42,040
What the fucking point no, no, no, it's not a split. It's not a disadvantage

4348
03:00:47,680 --> 03:00:53,200
Maybe it's just that audio clip. All right, I'll try because we really we got a handicap

4349
03:00:54,120 --> 03:00:59,720
No, it's with the points. Don't split it. Don't split it. Huh? What?

4350
03:01:00,640 --> 03:01:03,580
Don't split it. Give it to us because he's at a disadvantage

4351
03:01:04,240 --> 03:01:06,240
But what's your score? What's the score?

4352
03:01:06,240 --> 03:01:08,240
Let's see

4353
03:01:09,560 --> 03:01:14,120
6100 to 4900. Yeah, just give us all of it. I mean that's still really close

4354
03:01:19,640 --> 03:01:21,640
Yeah, you are not that far behind

4355
03:01:25,720 --> 03:01:27,720
The scores are changed

4356
03:01:27,720 --> 03:01:29,720
To 50 to the end

4357
03:01:34,360 --> 03:01:38,360
Yeah, because he said give it uh, he was taking all the points for that question

4358
03:01:38,360 --> 03:01:42,800
Oh, so I get we can just choose to take points. Nobody gets any points for that question

4359
03:01:48,040 --> 03:01:50,040
Split it

4360
03:01:50,040 --> 03:01:52,040
600 each anyway

4361
03:01:57,160 --> 03:02:00,420
For 800 this stage of sleep shares its name with the

4362
03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:13,260
Am I not buzzing in a four now what's going on here fuck me fuck me close one is 5700 to 55

4363
03:02:15,720 --> 03:02:18,120
Dan you got explorers for

4364
03:02:18,120 --> 03:02:23,360
Whatever one you want guys explorers for 200

4365
03:02:27,840 --> 03:02:35,440
Well 200 names of the first two humans to set foot on the moon. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're back we cut out because

4366
03:02:35,440 --> 03:02:43,200
Yeah, so who got the balls buzzer question I did I think you gotta give it to Dan Neil and a buzz

4367
03:02:44,240 --> 03:02:46,240
Neil and buzz

4368
03:02:49,120 --> 03:02:51,120
I think all four of us are like

4369
03:02:51,120 --> 03:03:07,520
You definitely won though then you got explorers for 400 before we do this I gotta discuss something

4370
03:03:11,240 --> 03:03:13,240
Dan and Dan are

4371
03:03:15,120 --> 03:03:17,120
Negative win

4372
03:03:17,120 --> 03:03:20,680
They're winning they're winning now, yeah, they got

4373
03:03:21,720 --> 03:03:23,480
5900

4374
03:03:23,480 --> 03:03:28,960
Ha Casey you did some fuck shit with those boys. I just didn't give you I didn't give anybody any points for that

4375
03:03:28,960 --> 03:03:30,960
I don't know man

4376
03:03:35,680 --> 03:03:39,800
That's gonna be the question too you guys talking about don't worry roll it

4377
03:03:41,400 --> 03:03:43,400
Daily doubly got 5900

4378
03:03:43,400 --> 03:03:48,400
Oh, what do you say? We do 300 300 works

4379
03:03:49,520 --> 03:03:52,360
300 this spider's crawling in your wreath this

4380
03:03:52,960 --> 03:04:00,020
This Italian explorer who sailed for the Spanish crown first discovered the islands of Cuba hispinola and the Bahamas

4381
03:04:00,400 --> 03:04:03,920
Are you fucking kidding me really is it who we talked about?

4382
03:04:03,920 --> 03:04:13,560
I don't think so, but it could be are you fucking kidding me. Yes. It's like what explores do you know?

4383
03:04:19,560 --> 03:04:27,360
This Italian explorer who's sold for the Spanish crown first discovered the islands of Cuba hispinola and the Bahamas I

4384
03:04:27,360 --> 03:04:32,760
I think it was no cuz he wasn't Italian

4385
03:04:34,960 --> 03:04:40,760
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he wasn't a British Portuguese yeah, yeah

4386
03:04:42,600 --> 03:04:47,760
Italian who were the fucking Italian explorers? Oh wait wait wait hold on a second

4387
03:04:47,760 --> 03:04:54,160
The I would have had this on shut up shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up

4388
03:05:08,360 --> 03:05:13,200
So there's two brands of GPS right yes, I know Gar is a Garmin

4389
03:05:13,200 --> 03:05:17,960
And then there's the M1. We can't answer this question you guys can just discuss

4390
03:05:19,320 --> 03:05:24,680
FM Magellan because you don't have to hide it from us. We can't answer the question

4391
03:05:28,800 --> 03:05:30,800
He sailed around the world I know he did that

4392
03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:36,000
It's really cool guys you guys are talking about Justin

4393
03:05:36,000 --> 03:05:38,000
Beaver

4394
03:05:42,440 --> 03:05:44,440
Destiny that's will I

4395
03:05:46,640 --> 03:05:53,280
Had it now it's gone. I knew it and I was your answer to dance quick. What's that? What's the answer? What's your answer?

4396
03:05:58,360 --> 03:06:00,360
Justin Bieber

4397
03:06:01,760 --> 03:06:03,760
Shut up

4398
03:06:03,760 --> 03:06:06,400
What was the other GPS brand?

4399
03:06:11,040 --> 03:06:13,040
Fine who is Magellan?

4400
03:06:23,680 --> 03:06:25,680
Say who's that guy that discovered America

4401
03:06:25,680 --> 03:06:27,680
I

4402
03:06:42,640 --> 03:06:48,320
Was like hey, I don't have enough money so then the British so then the Spanish crown was like hey you could sail for us

4403
03:06:48,320 --> 03:06:54,800
And then he found America shut the fuck up with your god damn

4404
03:06:58,560 --> 03:07:00,560
Fucking hope it is

4405
03:07:01,840 --> 03:07:04,600
I should have made it who sailed the ocean blue

4406
03:07:09,400 --> 03:07:15,960
Explorers for 600 this French Explorer who founded New France is in modern-day, Quebec

4407
03:07:15,960 --> 03:07:18,960
Has an upstate New York Lake name after him

4408
03:07:23,400 --> 03:07:27,840
What is like Champlain I get I it's my buzzer you fuck with I have a shame

4409
03:07:29,920 --> 03:07:31,920
Lake Champlain

4410
03:07:35,560 --> 03:07:38,440
It's Champlain I'm taking points away for you for that

4411
03:07:38,440 --> 03:07:46,620
I'm gonna rape you it is Champlain. What it is Champlain. All right, it gets it wrong in a right

4412
03:08:00,600 --> 03:08:02,600
What is Lake Champlain

4413
03:08:02,600 --> 03:08:07,200
I'll be back you can pick. Oh, no, it's the last question

4414
03:08:12,040 --> 03:08:14,540
I buzzed in like three times this whole game

4415
03:08:16,240 --> 03:08:19,120
Casey can you hold your head still so I can read the questions

4416
03:08:22,840 --> 03:08:24,840
Edmund Hillary first

4417
03:08:24,840 --> 03:08:27,920
Tyler oh he was quit. He rage quit

4418
03:08:29,880 --> 03:08:35,120
800 Edmund Hillary was the first to reach this isolated place on earth in 1953. I

4419
03:08:35,880 --> 03:08:42,440
Say again Edmund Hillary was the first one to reach this isolated place on earth in 1953

4420
03:08:44,600 --> 03:08:47,520
Not confident enough to buzz in it's one or two places

4421
03:08:48,840 --> 03:08:52,480
That's my thoughts, but I don't know which one read it one more time for Tyler

4422
03:08:52,480 --> 03:08:57,640
Edmund Hillary was the first to reach this isolated place on earth in 1953

4423
03:08:58,040 --> 03:09:01,880
Do not buzz in if you don't know it do not buzz in if you don't know it

4424
03:09:01,880 --> 03:09:06,040
Let's point Nemo, no, it's not land

4425
03:09:18,480 --> 03:09:20,920
Point Nemo literally could not have been further off

4426
03:09:22,120 --> 03:09:24,120
You're the final jeopardy

4427
03:09:24,800 --> 03:09:29,200
It's the furthest place from land, but there's more isolated places in the

4428
03:09:29,200 --> 03:09:31,200
world

4429
03:09:32,160 --> 03:09:37,960
Dan score it has 5600 horse come has 4700 that's not get fucked

4430
03:09:39,520 --> 03:09:43,920
Give me give me your combined wagers or no like agree on a wager

4431
03:09:43,920 --> 03:09:55,920
I come here we're gonna discuss I'm probably gonna take a piss too. Actually all left me alone

4432
03:09:55,920 --> 03:10:12,680
Dan squared has Dan square is 5600 horse come has 4700 I

4433
03:10:14,840 --> 03:10:17,600
Don't know I don't even know how to put a category on that one

4434
03:10:17,600 --> 03:10:24,240
Let's just say category is America

4435
03:10:24,240 --> 03:10:46,240
Yeah, it's July 4th, it's almost July 4th

4436
03:10:46,240 --> 03:10:54,920
I'm just picking my phone and he's up since then these games going worse than that

4437
03:10:55,240 --> 03:11:02,560
Joe Biden's debate I should have gotten fucking champagne you fuck you guys fucking Joe Biden that fucking board

4438
03:11:02,560 --> 03:11:13,320
What is like shit yeah, my dude's name is like shit

4439
03:11:23,840 --> 03:11:25,840
Did you text me a wager

4440
03:11:25,840 --> 03:11:33,200
This is a buzzer what the fuck this sounds like something their heads smashed in the bottom well

4441
03:11:33,200 --> 03:11:56,200
I'll run through all my buzzes really quick

4442
03:11:56,200 --> 03:12:00,200
Dan you got your wager

4443
03:12:00,200 --> 03:12:05,200
So do both people get to answer or is it

4444
03:12:05,200 --> 03:12:10,200
Do both people get to confer on an answer

4445
03:12:10,200 --> 03:12:14,200
Yeah, okay, so both people get to confer on an answer

4446
03:12:14,200 --> 03:12:18,200
Come on come on come on and then we'll take side bars again

4447
03:12:18,200 --> 03:12:22,200
Doing my bass drop sound

4448
03:12:22,200 --> 03:12:27,200
So we both get to confer on an answer and then one of us texts

4449
03:12:27,200 --> 03:12:35,200
For Final Jeopardy! this US city is nicknamed the city of brotherly love

4450
03:12:35,200 --> 03:12:39,200
Oh come on let's just confer just a double

4451
03:12:39,200 --> 03:12:44,200
Hold up these two are looking back and forth

4452
03:12:44,200 --> 03:12:48,200
Hey, hey, hey, hey you there shut up

4453
03:12:48,200 --> 03:12:50,200
You guys go over there you guys

4454
03:12:50,200 --> 03:12:52,200
We're good

4455
03:12:52,200 --> 03:13:02,200
You don't know what you're talking about

4456
03:13:22,200 --> 03:13:32,200
Dan's trying to put some ideas in heads

4457
03:13:32,200 --> 03:13:40,200
Whatever you thought of it's wrong

4458
03:13:40,200 --> 03:13:44,200
I'm more on board than that

4459
03:13:44,200 --> 03:13:48,200
You got my backing with it

4460
03:13:48,200 --> 03:13:50,200
Fuck me

4461
03:13:50,200 --> 03:13:54,200
What is Philadelphia

4462
03:13:54,200 --> 03:13:56,200
That's correct

4463
03:13:56,200 --> 03:13:58,200
They bet a thousand

4464
03:13:58,200 --> 03:14:01,200
They bet sixty-six hundred

4465
03:14:01,200 --> 03:14:03,200
Horsegum says what is Philly

4466
03:14:03,200 --> 03:14:09,200
That's correct they bet everything but one dollar

4467
03:14:09,200 --> 03:14:13,200
Ninety-four hundred horsegum

4468
03:14:13,200 --> 03:14:15,200
One, two and you get three

4469
03:14:15,200 --> 03:14:17,200
That's alright that was a good one

4470
03:14:17,200 --> 03:14:20,200
You got a third win

4471
03:14:20,200 --> 03:14:25,200
I'm glad I at least contributed there because you suggested Chicago

4472
03:14:25,200 --> 03:14:27,200
I was like it can't be

4473
03:14:27,200 --> 03:14:29,200
Chicago is a windy city

4474
03:14:29,200 --> 03:14:31,200
You were sure about it you were like I got it let's go

4475
03:14:31,200 --> 03:14:33,200
I was like no we got it

4476
03:14:33,200 --> 03:14:35,200
Tyler's twenty second win

4477
03:14:35,200 --> 03:14:38,200
It was a group effort for the last question there

4478
03:14:38,200 --> 03:14:40,200
That was good

4479
03:14:40,200 --> 03:14:42,200
That was close

4480
03:14:42,200 --> 03:14:44,200
Close as fuck

4481
03:14:44,200 --> 03:14:50,200
I figured out that all I need to do to win when I bet it all is have Tyler on my team

4482
03:14:50,200 --> 03:14:52,200
It doesn't work when I do it alone

4483
03:14:52,200 --> 03:14:54,200
We came down to that wager

4484
03:14:54,200 --> 03:14:56,200
We were discussing that wager

4485
03:14:56,200 --> 03:14:58,200
That's fucking rocky bro

4486
03:14:58,200 --> 03:15:02,200
We went back and I was like let's discuss it and he goes well we got it bet it all

4487
03:15:02,200 --> 03:15:04,200
I was like yeah

4488
03:15:04,200 --> 03:15:06,200
It's like the fucking court's stupid

4489
03:15:06,200 --> 03:15:08,200
Why'd you guys only bet a thousand

4490
03:15:08,200 --> 03:15:10,200
I don't know I can't really think of a

4491
03:15:10,200 --> 03:15:14,200
Cause then I don't know

4492
03:15:14,200 --> 03:15:16,200
It wasn't even a discussion

4493
03:15:16,200 --> 03:15:18,200
That's for doing everything right

4494
03:15:18,200 --> 03:15:20,200
I know I'm like wait a second

4495
03:15:20,200 --> 03:15:22,200
These guys might bet it all so I'm gonna go one dollar

4496
03:15:22,200 --> 03:15:30,200
That's the thing that always goes through my head is I'm like alright if I'm the lead and I bet it all and I get the question right I am guaranteed a victory

4497
03:15:30,200 --> 03:15:34,200
The thing is is that I never know the last question ever

4498
03:15:34,200 --> 03:15:36,200
I've gotten like two ever

4499
03:15:36,200 --> 03:15:38,200
So I'd like to bring up this topic

4500
03:15:38,200 --> 03:15:40,200
If I can

4501
03:15:40,200 --> 03:15:42,200
Is masturbating gay

4502
03:15:42,200 --> 03:15:44,200
Well I can give a hand job better than any woman on the planet

4503
03:15:44,200 --> 03:15:46,200
Well that's the end of that episode

4504
03:15:46,200 --> 03:15:48,200
Wait a minute I've got the right thing for this

4505
03:15:48,200 --> 03:15:50,200
You're touching your own dick

4506
03:15:50,200 --> 03:15:52,200
You're touching a man's penis

4507
03:15:52,200 --> 03:15:54,200
Well I can give a hand job better than any woman on the planet

4508
03:15:54,200 --> 03:15:56,200
To myself

4509
03:15:56,200 --> 03:15:58,200
Same

4510
03:15:58,200 --> 03:16:00,200
I'm gonna go with a firm no on that one

4511
03:16:00,200 --> 03:16:02,200
I think I sent it to you at least you two on Instagram

4512
03:16:02,200 --> 03:16:04,200
That one fucking video

4513
03:16:04,200 --> 03:16:06,200
Yeah

4514
03:16:06,200 --> 03:16:08,200
What video?

4515
03:16:08,200 --> 03:16:10,200
You got me intrigued

4516
03:16:10,200 --> 03:16:12,200
I got a preview of you and you sent me your cock

4517
03:16:12,200 --> 03:16:14,200
Yeah I do

4518
03:16:14,200 --> 03:16:16,200
I do remember the time that Beepus sent me his dick

4519
03:16:16,200 --> 03:16:18,200
Oh I remember hearing about that

4520
03:16:18,200 --> 03:16:20,200
Dan sent me a video showing exactly his opinions on masturbation

4521
03:16:20,200 --> 03:16:22,200
Oh yeah

4522
03:16:22,200 --> 03:16:24,200
I like that

4523
03:16:24,200 --> 03:16:26,200
10 out of 10 it was a fantastic film

4524
03:16:26,200 --> 03:16:28,200
Yeah so fucking yeah Beepus sent me a picture of his cock

4525
03:16:28,200 --> 03:16:30,200
I remember that

4526
03:16:30,200 --> 03:16:32,200
That happening

4527
03:16:32,200 --> 03:16:34,200
Yeah and I was just like whoa nice cock bro

4528
03:16:34,200 --> 03:16:36,200
Wasn't that when we were still in Mohawk

4529
03:16:36,200 --> 03:16:38,200
Yeah it was

4530
03:16:38,200 --> 03:16:40,200
Yeah he was like whoa

4531
03:16:40,200 --> 03:16:42,200
Yeah he was trying to send it to like a Trisha

4532
03:16:42,200 --> 03:16:44,200
Taylor

4533
03:16:44,200 --> 03:16:46,200
And I'm like

4534
03:16:46,200 --> 03:16:48,200
Well my name's Tyler not Taylor

4535
03:16:48,200 --> 03:16:50,200
But nice cock dick

4536
03:16:50,200 --> 03:16:52,200
Nice cock dick

4537
03:16:54,200 --> 03:16:56,200
Nice dick you fucking cock

4538
03:16:58,200 --> 03:17:00,200
Nice cock fucking leg shambling

4539
03:17:00,200 --> 03:17:02,200
Nice shlong pal

4540
03:17:02,200 --> 03:17:04,200
Wonderful cock

4541
03:17:04,200 --> 03:17:06,200
Whose horse is that?

4542
03:17:06,200 --> 03:17:08,200
Alright well it's

4543
03:17:08,200 --> 03:17:10,200
1 o'clock and we got some stocks to buy

4544
03:17:10,200 --> 03:17:12,200
Unless you got anything else Dan

4545
03:17:12,200 --> 03:17:14,200
You want to talk about some stocks?

4546
03:17:14,200 --> 03:17:16,200
Nah

4547
03:17:16,200 --> 03:17:18,200
You sure?

4548
03:17:18,200 --> 03:17:20,200
There's nothing good to say

4549
03:17:20,200 --> 03:17:22,200
No you know who's coming back? It's Faraday Automotive

4550
03:17:22,200 --> 03:17:24,200
FFI

4551
03:17:24,200 --> 03:17:26,200
Faraday? Isn't that from like a fucking movie?

4552
03:17:26,200 --> 03:17:28,200
Faraday? Faraday Cage

4553
03:17:28,200 --> 03:17:30,200
Oh yeah

4554
03:17:30,200 --> 03:17:32,200
What's his name from fucking

4555
03:17:32,200 --> 03:17:34,200
Gardens of the Galaxy?

4556
03:17:34,200 --> 03:17:36,200
Star Lord?

4557
03:17:36,200 --> 03:17:38,200
Yeah

4558
03:17:38,200 --> 03:17:40,200
The hell if I know

4559
03:17:40,200 --> 03:17:42,200
Alright is fucking a muscular woman gay?

4560
03:17:42,200 --> 03:17:44,200
No

4561
03:17:44,200 --> 03:17:46,200
No

4562
03:17:46,200 --> 03:17:48,200
What if her abs just like rub against your dick?

4563
03:17:48,200 --> 03:17:50,200
Does that make you feel anything weird?

4564
03:17:50,200 --> 03:17:52,200
No

4565
03:17:52,200 --> 03:17:54,200
Why would her abs rub against your dick?

4566
03:17:54,200 --> 03:17:56,200
You know you're trying to like you know tit fucker

4567
03:17:56,200 --> 03:17:58,200
How long are her tits?

4568
03:17:58,200 --> 03:18:00,200
How long are her tits?

4569
03:18:00,200 --> 03:18:02,200
Yeah but

4570
03:18:02,200 --> 03:18:04,200
Training's all about tits too

4571
03:18:04,200 --> 03:18:06,200
It's not even that big there

4572
03:18:06,200 --> 03:18:08,200
How long are they to get from here to there?

4573
03:18:08,200 --> 03:18:10,200
Oh no she has massive tits but abs

4574
03:18:12,200 --> 03:18:14,200
Hell that's fine dude

4575
03:18:14,200 --> 03:18:16,200
That's cool

4576
03:18:16,200 --> 03:18:18,200
What do you think about muscular women in general?

4577
03:18:18,200 --> 03:18:20,200
Like very muscular women

4578
03:18:20,200 --> 03:18:22,200
Like to the scary point

4579
03:18:22,200 --> 03:18:24,200
Oh like bodybuilding women?

4580
03:18:24,200 --> 03:18:26,200
Well then they have no tits anymore

4581
03:18:26,200 --> 03:18:28,200
Because your tits go away

4582
03:18:28,200 --> 03:18:30,200
No sometimes they do but it's like really weird looking

4583
03:18:30,200 --> 03:18:32,200
Like they just have like round puffs

4584
03:18:32,200 --> 03:18:34,200
On like fucking actual tits

4585
03:18:34,200 --> 03:18:36,200
I don't like it

4586
03:18:36,200 --> 03:18:38,200
I think like the six packs

4587
03:18:38,200 --> 03:18:40,200
Like if you want a six pack

4588
03:18:40,200 --> 03:18:42,200
Go for it

4589
03:18:42,200 --> 03:18:44,200
All for that

4590
03:18:44,200 --> 03:18:46,200
It's the same thing as like I feel like most chicks find dudes

4591
03:18:46,200 --> 03:18:48,200
That are ridiculously jacked on a track

4592
03:18:48,200 --> 03:18:50,200
Honey dude you want to get them thunder thighs

4593
03:18:50,200 --> 03:18:52,200
To crush my head?

4594
03:18:52,200 --> 03:18:54,200
That's cool but bodybuilding is probably

4595
03:18:54,200 --> 03:18:56,200
One of the gayest things on the planet

4596
03:18:56,200 --> 03:18:58,200
Because the only people that care about your cots

4597
03:18:58,200 --> 03:19:00,200
And your veins are other dudes

4598
03:19:00,200 --> 03:19:02,200
At a certain point most chicks will just be like

4599
03:19:02,200 --> 03:19:04,200
That guy looks just fake

4600
03:19:04,200 --> 03:19:06,200
Even if it's real it's just not attractive

4601
03:19:06,200 --> 03:19:08,200
If you have a six pack that's enough for women

4602
03:19:08,200 --> 03:19:10,200
They're like oh you have a six pack?

4603
03:19:10,200 --> 03:19:12,200
You're athletic

4604
03:19:12,200 --> 03:19:14,200
I mean this was enough for me

4605
03:19:16,200 --> 03:19:18,200
But like if you have a six pack

4606
03:19:18,200 --> 03:19:20,200
A girl will be like wow you're really fit

4607
03:19:20,200 --> 03:19:22,200
You'll be really skinny

4608
03:19:22,200 --> 03:19:24,200
Like Dan over here

4609
03:19:24,200 --> 03:19:26,200
Dude what do you think of this chick?

4610
03:19:26,200 --> 03:19:28,200
Hold on a sec

4611
03:19:28,200 --> 03:19:30,200
Is it a chick or is it Tranny?

4612
03:19:30,200 --> 03:19:32,200
No this is a chick

4613
03:19:32,200 --> 03:19:34,200
That he made on this podcast

4614
03:19:34,200 --> 03:19:36,200
He thinks is a chick but in reality

4615
03:19:36,200 --> 03:19:38,200
She's super

4616
03:19:38,200 --> 03:19:40,200
Hold on let me find out what her instagram is

4617
03:19:40,200 --> 03:19:42,200
So I can look up her pictures

4618
03:19:42,200 --> 03:19:44,200
This is a video of her

4619
03:19:44,200 --> 03:19:46,200
What's her fucking name?

4620
03:19:46,200 --> 03:19:48,200
Casey you never put your opinion on this

4621
03:19:48,200 --> 03:19:50,200
What do you think of bodybuilding women?

4622
03:19:52,200 --> 03:19:54,200
Casey's gonna give a one word answer here

4623
03:19:54,200 --> 03:19:56,200
I could leave it or I could take it or leave it

4624
03:19:56,200 --> 03:19:58,200
Really?

4625
03:19:58,200 --> 03:20:00,200
Any further elaboration on that Casey?

4626
03:20:00,200 --> 03:20:02,200
No. Exactly.

4627
03:20:02,200 --> 03:20:04,200
What about fucking thighs that can

4628
03:20:04,200 --> 03:20:06,200
Crust skulls

4629
03:20:06,200 --> 03:20:08,200
Fucking give me more

4630
03:20:08,200 --> 03:20:10,200
Thighs that can crust fucking skulls

4631
03:20:10,200 --> 03:20:12,200
Fucking please do

4632
03:20:12,200 --> 03:20:14,200
But like this scary looking like

4633
03:20:14,200 --> 03:20:16,200
I just bought 390 million

4634
03:20:16,200 --> 03:20:18,200
She-Ley news

4635
03:20:18,200 --> 03:20:20,200
It stops

4636
03:20:20,200 --> 03:20:22,200
Alright I think

4637
03:20:22,200 --> 03:20:24,200
This episode is over

4638
03:20:24,200 --> 03:20:26,200
Hold on a sec

4639
03:20:26,200 --> 03:20:28,200
What do you think of this chick Tyler?

4640
03:20:28,200 --> 03:20:30,200
I think that we should bring back

4641
03:20:30,200 --> 03:20:32,200
Duels

4642
03:20:32,200 --> 03:20:34,200
Like Yu-Gi-Oh

4643
03:20:34,200 --> 03:20:36,200
No like gun duels

4644
03:20:36,200 --> 03:20:38,200
Just here

4645
03:20:38,200 --> 03:20:40,200
You've been scrolling through picture after picture here

4646
03:20:40,200 --> 03:20:42,200
I gotta see what we're talking about

4647
03:20:42,200 --> 03:20:44,200
You know what it's because her face is still cute

4648
03:20:44,200 --> 03:20:46,200
Yeah that's good

4649
03:20:46,200 --> 03:20:48,200
I'm all for it

4650
03:20:48,200 --> 03:20:50,200
That's not like freaky muscular

4651
03:20:50,200 --> 03:20:52,200
No she is freaky muscular

4652
03:20:52,200 --> 03:20:54,200
Thighs

4653
03:20:54,200 --> 03:20:56,200
What do you think Casey? I'm good with that

4654
03:20:56,200 --> 03:20:58,200
You let her wrap her thighs around your face

4655
03:20:58,200 --> 03:21:00,200
She can crust my fucking skull

4656
03:21:00,200 --> 03:21:02,200
What's her name?

4657
03:21:02,200 --> 03:21:04,200
Yuan Hurong

4658
03:21:04,200 --> 03:21:06,200
Yuan Hurong?

4659
03:21:06,200 --> 03:21:08,200
Yeah dude she's got fucking massive

4660
03:21:08,200 --> 03:21:10,200
Look at those fucking horse thighs

4661
03:21:10,200 --> 03:21:12,200
She looks like fucking Chung Li from fucking Street Fighter

4662
03:21:12,200 --> 03:21:14,200
Guys I have it

4663
03:21:14,200 --> 03:21:16,200
You ready for this?

4664
03:21:16,200 --> 03:21:18,200
This is the video that tells you if you gay

4665
03:21:18,200 --> 03:21:20,200
You're gay

4666
03:21:20,200 --> 03:21:22,200
To kiss a girl

4667
03:21:22,200 --> 03:21:24,200
I mean you literally kiss a girl

4668
03:21:24,200 --> 03:21:26,200
Who likes her balance

4669
03:21:26,200 --> 03:21:28,200
What the fuck?

4670
03:21:28,200 --> 03:21:30,200
There's multiple sounds playing

4671
03:21:30,200 --> 03:21:32,200
You're gay to kiss a girl

4672
03:21:32,200 --> 03:21:34,200
I mean you literally kiss a girl

4673
03:21:34,200 --> 03:21:36,200
Who likes her balance

4674
03:21:36,200 --> 03:21:38,200
Is he gay to look at her?

4675
03:21:38,200 --> 03:21:40,200
I mean you're literally checking out a man's body

4676
03:21:40,200 --> 03:21:42,200
Is he gay to make money?

4677
03:21:42,200 --> 03:21:44,200
I mean you're literally collecting pictures of other men

4678
03:21:44,200 --> 03:21:46,200
I'm scared

4679
03:21:46,200 --> 03:21:48,200
Is he gay to masturbate?

4680
03:21:48,200 --> 03:21:50,200
I mean you're literally touching a dude

4681
03:21:50,200 --> 03:21:52,200
I'm going to kick myself

4682
03:21:52,200 --> 03:21:54,200
Is he gay to be a man?

4683
03:21:54,200 --> 03:21:56,200
I mean you're literally walking around with a dude

4684
03:21:56,200 --> 03:21:58,200
Attached to you

4685
03:21:58,200 --> 03:22:00,200
Is he gay to breathe?

4686
03:22:00,200 --> 03:22:02,200
I mean you're literally inhaling

4687
03:22:02,200 --> 03:22:04,200
Particles

4688
03:22:04,200 --> 03:22:06,200
I want to stand up

4689
03:22:06,200 --> 03:22:08,200
Is he gay to

4690
03:22:08,200 --> 03:22:10,200
Use?

4691
03:22:10,200 --> 03:22:12,200
Is he gay to exist?

4692
03:22:12,200 --> 03:22:14,200
I mean you're literally choosing to be in a world

4693
03:22:14,200 --> 03:22:16,200
With so much

4694
03:22:16,200 --> 03:22:18,200
I need this to end right now

4695
03:22:18,200 --> 03:22:20,200
I need this to end right now

4696
03:22:22,200 --> 03:22:24,200
This is what's going through Casey's head right now

4697
03:22:24,200 --> 03:22:26,200
Alright

4698
03:22:26,200 --> 03:22:28,200
Like us on Facebook and X

4699
03:22:28,200 --> 03:22:30,200
Wait check the email

4700
03:22:30,200 --> 03:22:32,200
Send us an email

4701
03:22:32,200 --> 03:22:34,200
Can we check the email forever?

4702
03:22:34,200 --> 03:22:36,200
Yeah we didn't get an email except from Jesus Christ

4703
03:22:36,200 --> 03:22:38,200
Let's check it right now

4704
03:22:38,200 --> 03:22:40,200
Maybe someone's came through

4705
03:22:40,200 --> 03:22:42,200
And I quote

4706
03:22:42,200 --> 03:22:44,200
What did he say? Did he say he died for our sins

4707
03:22:44,200 --> 03:22:46,200
And now he has to die again for our sins

4708
03:22:46,200 --> 03:22:48,200
Something about the healing power of Jesus

4709
03:22:48,200 --> 03:22:50,200
In water

4710
03:22:50,200 --> 03:22:52,200
I thought he did wine stuff

4711
03:22:52,200 --> 03:22:54,200
Not water stuff

4712
03:22:54,200 --> 03:22:56,200
I thought he turned water into wine

4713
03:22:56,200 --> 03:22:58,200
What a loser

4714
03:22:58,200 --> 03:23:00,200
What an asshole

4715
03:23:00,200 --> 03:23:02,200
Where is it?

4716
03:23:02,200 --> 03:23:04,200
Discover Jesus's healing power

4717
03:23:04,200 --> 03:23:06,200
Jesus Christ can heal

4718
03:23:06,200 --> 03:23:08,200
Cleanse and transform us

4719
03:23:08,200 --> 03:23:10,200
What does it take on our part?

4720
03:23:10,200 --> 03:23:12,200
Faith, repentance, baptism

4721
03:23:12,200 --> 03:23:14,200
Gift of the Holy Ghost

4722
03:23:14,200 --> 03:23:16,200
And continuing to follow

4723
03:23:16,200 --> 03:23:18,200
Him throughout our lives

4724
03:23:18,200 --> 03:23:20,200
So it was a British person

4725
03:23:20,200 --> 03:23:22,200
It sounds like Marscon

4726
03:23:22,200 --> 03:23:24,200
Jesus taught in the Bible

4727
03:23:24,200 --> 03:23:26,200
That except man be born of water and spirit

4728
03:23:26,200 --> 03:23:28,200
He cannot enter the kingdom of God

4729
03:23:28,200 --> 03:23:30,200
What?

4730
03:23:30,200 --> 03:23:32,200
Damn son

4731
03:23:32,200 --> 03:23:34,200
That sounds pretty Jehovah

4732
03:23:34,200 --> 03:23:36,200
Jesus Christ was baptized

4733
03:23:36,200 --> 03:23:38,200
You can be too

4734
03:23:38,200 --> 03:23:40,200
What were you?

4735
03:23:40,200 --> 03:23:42,200
Not Jehovah witness

4736
03:23:42,200 --> 03:23:44,200
What were you?

4737
03:23:44,200 --> 03:23:46,200
So that's a cult right?

4738
03:23:46,200 --> 03:23:48,200
It's like the Mormons

4739
03:23:48,200 --> 03:23:50,200
It's the same level

4740
03:23:50,200 --> 03:23:52,200
It's definitely got a lot of cult features

4741
03:23:52,200 --> 03:23:54,200
For sure

4742
03:23:54,200 --> 03:23:56,200
That fucking

4743
03:23:56,200 --> 03:23:58,200
That information

4744
03:23:58,200 --> 03:24:00,200
Pan flip thing that you sent me was fucking

4745
03:24:00,200 --> 03:24:02,200
Nuts

4746
03:24:02,200 --> 03:24:04,200
The fucking one where it was like the apocalypse

4747
03:24:04,200 --> 03:24:06,200
With like fucking like

4748
03:24:06,200 --> 03:24:08,200
We're going to be in apocalypse

4749
03:24:08,200 --> 03:24:10,200
Yeah dude the fucking Jehovah

4750
03:24:10,200 --> 03:24:12,200
Witness apocalypse fucking thing

4751
03:24:12,200 --> 03:24:14,200
It was showing you like what's going to happen

4752
03:24:14,200 --> 03:24:16,200
In the end of days type shit

4753
03:24:16,200 --> 03:24:18,200
That shit was fucking nuts

4754
03:24:18,200 --> 03:24:20,200
It was an entire book

4755
03:24:20,200 --> 03:24:22,200
Yeah you sent me like it was this whole fucking

4756
03:24:22,200 --> 03:24:24,200
Book I'm like what the fuck is

4757
03:24:24,200 --> 03:24:26,200
This shit

4758
03:24:26,200 --> 03:24:28,200
It was nuts

4759
03:24:28,200 --> 03:24:30,200
The Christian Revelation book is fucking nuts

4760
03:24:30,200 --> 03:24:32,200
But like that's even more nuts

4761
03:24:32,200 --> 03:24:34,200
Yeah it's out there

4762
03:24:34,200 --> 03:24:36,200
Dude if you look into how the whole thing was started

4763
03:24:36,200 --> 03:24:38,200
Very similar to the Mormon shit

4764
03:24:38,200 --> 03:24:40,200
Dum dum dum dum dum

4765
03:24:40,200 --> 03:24:42,200
Very similar like the guy was like

4766
03:24:42,200 --> 03:24:44,200
The guy was into astrology and shit

4767
03:24:44,200 --> 03:24:46,200
Weird

4768
03:24:46,200 --> 03:24:48,200
Astrology not astronomy

4769
03:24:48,200 --> 03:24:50,200
Astronomy is the study of the stars

4770
03:24:50,200 --> 03:24:52,200
Astrology is that fucking zodiac sign

4771
03:24:52,200 --> 03:24:54,200
Bullshit

4772
03:24:54,200 --> 03:24:56,200
Dude he thought like he was into numerology and astrology

4773
03:24:56,200 --> 03:24:58,200
Weird

4774
03:24:58,200 --> 03:25:00,200
But what about

4775
03:25:00,200 --> 03:25:02,200
Did a white Indian come up to him

4776
03:25:02,200 --> 03:25:04,200
And tell him that Jesus died in America

4777
03:25:04,200 --> 03:25:06,200
No

4778
03:25:08,200 --> 03:25:10,200
Did you know that the

4779
03:25:10,200 --> 03:25:12,200
Native Americans were actually white

4780
03:25:12,200 --> 03:25:14,200
And they were turned red because God hated them

4781
03:25:14,200 --> 03:25:16,200
For some reason

4782
03:25:16,200 --> 03:25:18,200
Where did that come from? That was Mormonism

4783
03:25:18,200 --> 03:25:20,200
Wow yeah that was like an actual thing

4784
03:25:20,200 --> 03:25:22,200
They said that the original

4785
03:25:22,200 --> 03:25:24,200
Native Americans were white

4786
03:25:24,200 --> 03:25:26,200
And God turned their skin red

4787
03:25:26,200 --> 03:25:28,200
Because God hated them or they angered God

4788
03:25:28,200 --> 03:25:30,200
That's funny

4789
03:25:30,200 --> 03:25:32,200
You guys know there's like a fucking cult that's in Albany right?

4790
03:25:32,200 --> 03:25:34,200
Yeah there's a lot

4791
03:25:34,200 --> 03:25:36,200
There's like two people in my girlfriend's

4792
03:25:36,200 --> 03:25:38,200
Nursing class

4793
03:25:38,200 --> 03:25:40,200
That were part of a community

4794
03:25:40,200 --> 03:25:42,200
In Albany

4795
03:25:42,200 --> 03:25:44,200
Dude it's fucking weird

4796
03:25:44,200 --> 03:25:46,200
One of them is young and she just like

4797
03:25:46,200 --> 03:25:48,200
Escaped and her

4798
03:25:48,200 --> 03:25:50,200
She went to the nursing class and she's like

4799
03:25:50,200 --> 03:25:52,200
Yeah I'm doing this so I can go back to my community and be one

4800
03:25:52,200 --> 03:25:54,200
And we give her whole paychecks to them

4801
03:25:54,200 --> 03:25:56,200
That's a fucking cult dude

4802
03:25:56,200 --> 03:25:58,200
My parents really want me to be like the nurse there

4803
03:25:58,200 --> 03:26:00,200
Like they pay for your phone

4804
03:26:00,200 --> 03:26:02,200
And everything has to go through the elders

4805
03:26:02,200 --> 03:26:04,200
And she had

4806
03:26:04,200 --> 03:26:06,200
Another friend

4807
03:26:06,200 --> 03:26:08,200
Who was like someone

4808
03:26:08,200 --> 03:26:10,200
Who was older within that community

4809
03:26:10,200 --> 03:26:12,200
Like 35, no she was like 45

4810
03:26:12,200 --> 03:26:14,200
Who went through the nursing program

4811
03:26:14,200 --> 03:26:16,200
She passed it too

4812
03:26:16,200 --> 03:26:18,200
She went to one party that like

4813
03:26:18,200 --> 03:26:20,200
I was also at and I didn't know

4814
03:26:20,200 --> 03:26:22,200
I remember my girlfriend was trying to explain the

4815
03:26:22,200 --> 03:26:24,200
Situation it was like I was fucking

4816
03:26:24,200 --> 03:26:26,200
Crossed at this party I was like oh what

4817
03:26:26,200 --> 03:26:28,200
Oh what? Sure I'm gonna go get a

4818
03:26:28,200 --> 03:26:30,200
100 beer whatever and then like a couple

4819
03:26:30,200 --> 03:26:32,200
Months later she tells me something that's fucking crazy

4820
03:26:32,200 --> 03:26:34,200
I wish I jumped on this story earlier but she got like

4821
03:26:34,200 --> 03:26:36,200
Shit bagged that night and was trying

4822
03:26:36,200 --> 03:26:38,200
To drive because she wasn't familiar

4823
03:26:38,200 --> 03:26:40,200
With the concept of alcohol

4824
03:26:40,200 --> 03:26:42,200
So like she didn't understand

4825
03:26:42,200 --> 03:26:44,200
That she couldn't drive Wait so it didn't explain

4826
03:26:44,200 --> 03:26:46,200
Alcohol to her? She just didn't

4827
03:26:46,200 --> 03:26:48,200
Get it like it just nobody really

4828
03:26:48,200 --> 03:26:50,200
Inks in the community I don't know if it's like

4829
03:26:50,200 --> 03:26:52,200
Oh no it's completely not allowed

4830
03:26:52,200 --> 03:26:54,200
So it's a drive? Yeah so she didn't

4831
03:26:54,200 --> 03:26:56,200
Yeah you just don't really know about it

4832
03:26:56,200 --> 03:26:58,200
Because most people don't

4833
03:26:58,200 --> 03:27:00,200
So she got

4834
03:27:00,200 --> 03:27:02,200
So she got fucking hammered at this thing went back

4835
03:27:02,200 --> 03:27:04,200
And then like felt so bad that she like

4836
03:27:04,200 --> 03:27:06,200
Repented to the elders and now

4837
03:27:06,200 --> 03:27:08,200
The elders are like you are never going out to a party

4838
03:27:08,200 --> 03:27:10,200
Ever again

4839
03:27:10,200 --> 03:27:12,200
And she thought she was in

4840
03:27:12,200 --> 03:27:14,200
The wrong and she was never

4841
03:27:14,200 --> 03:27:16,200
Seen outside of class again

4842
03:27:16,200 --> 03:27:18,200
So what is this fucking cult?

4843
03:27:18,200 --> 03:27:20,200
I don't know the name of it I don't think

4844
03:27:20,200 --> 03:27:22,200
There is like a fucking name they go by

4845
03:27:22,200 --> 03:27:24,200
It's just a weird community

4846
03:27:24,200 --> 03:27:26,200
But like it's

4847
03:27:26,200 --> 03:27:28,200
It's fucking weird and like

4848
03:27:28,200 --> 03:27:30,200
My girlfriend is like trying to help and everybody

4849
03:27:30,200 --> 03:27:32,200
Who works at the hospital is trying to get her out

4850
03:27:32,200 --> 03:27:34,200
To help her out because she's integrating

4851
03:27:34,200 --> 03:27:36,200
Into society super slowly

4852
03:27:36,200 --> 03:27:38,200
And she also misses and wants to go back

4853
03:27:38,200 --> 03:27:40,200
To the community but like they don't

4854
03:27:40,200 --> 03:27:42,200
Want to let her back in and she's going to be

4855
03:27:42,200 --> 03:27:44,200
In so much trouble if she goes back

4856
03:27:44,200 --> 03:27:46,200
For running away this long but at the same time

4857
03:27:46,200 --> 03:27:48,200
She's like my mom my dad my whole family

4858
03:27:48,200 --> 03:27:50,200
Everybody I've known is there like

4859
03:27:50,200 --> 03:27:52,200
Time to meet new people losers

4860
03:27:52,200 --> 03:27:54,200
Like you don't have your

4861
03:27:54,200 --> 03:27:56,200
Like they don't really like you have a phone

4862
03:27:56,200 --> 03:27:58,200
But the phone is only used for

4863
03:27:58,200 --> 03:28:00,200
Like what you need like texting

4864
03:28:00,200 --> 03:28:02,200
And calling other people from the community

4865
03:28:02,200 --> 03:28:04,200
Like nobody goes on the internet none of that

4866
03:28:04,200 --> 03:28:06,200
So it's like very sheltered

4867
03:28:06,200 --> 03:28:08,200
So there's all these concepts

4868
03:28:08,200 --> 03:28:10,200
Like when she went into the

4869
03:28:10,200 --> 03:28:12,200
Emergency department of the hospital she and

4870
03:28:12,200 --> 03:28:14,200
My girlfriend both work at they

4871
03:28:14,200 --> 03:28:16,200
Like she started to experience life

4872
03:28:16,200 --> 03:28:18,200
For the first time was like

4873
03:28:18,200 --> 03:28:20,200
I gotta get out

4874
03:28:20,200 --> 03:28:22,200
Because if I don't get out now like I'm just not

4875
03:28:22,200 --> 03:28:24,200
Going to and then that's it like I gotta

4876
03:28:24,200 --> 03:28:26,200
Take the risk and just jump out of this and leave

4877
03:28:26,200 --> 03:28:28,200
Everything I know behind and it's like

4878
03:28:28,200 --> 03:28:30,200
Wait if her friend was 45

4879
03:28:30,200 --> 03:28:32,200
How old is this girl? She's like

4880
03:28:32,200 --> 03:28:34,200
Like early 20s

4881
03:28:34,200 --> 03:28:36,200
Yeah so like she's been in it for

4882
03:28:36,200 --> 03:28:38,200
A while but like she's still young enough

4883
03:28:38,200 --> 03:28:40,200
Where she's like if I'm doing this I gotta do it now

4884
03:28:40,200 --> 03:28:42,200
Because I saw what happened to her

4885
03:28:42,200 --> 03:28:44,200
And like if like that was

4886
03:28:44,200 --> 03:28:46,200
Kind of fun hanging out with you guys

4887
03:28:46,200 --> 03:28:48,200
And she didn't get belligerently drunk or anything

4888
03:28:48,200 --> 03:28:50,200
But she still got in trouble for being

4889
03:28:50,200 --> 03:28:52,200
There and letting that happen to her friend

4890
03:28:52,200 --> 03:28:54,200
Even though neither of them knew what alcohol

4891
03:28:54,200 --> 03:28:56,200
Was really and it was just like

4892
03:28:56,200 --> 03:28:58,200
So bizarre so they're like helping her

4893
03:28:58,200 --> 03:29:00,200
Like integrate into society it's kind

4894
03:29:00,200 --> 03:29:02,200
Of fucking wild like over at Stone

4895
03:29:02,200 --> 03:29:04,200
The Store I was like this is mad interesting like

4896
03:29:04,200 --> 03:29:06,200
Dude it's crazy like

4897
03:29:06,200 --> 03:29:08,200
When you think about how much nurses make

4898
03:29:08,200 --> 03:29:10,200
And she's gonna come back and give that whole paycheck

4899
03:29:10,200 --> 03:29:12,200
To the church she's not doing it for

4900
03:29:12,200 --> 03:29:14,200
The money that's the other thing is that like when they

4901
03:29:14,200 --> 03:29:16,200
Go out with this friend like when she was

4902
03:29:16,200 --> 03:29:18,200
Still like somewhat part of the community and they were

4903
03:29:18,200 --> 03:29:20,200
Allowing her to go out and socialize not

4904
03:29:20,200 --> 03:29:22,200
Knowing that she was going to bars and stuff like

4905
03:29:22,200 --> 03:29:24,200
She was lying about that they never would have allowed it

4906
03:29:24,200 --> 03:29:26,200
But like she would

4907
03:29:26,200 --> 03:29:28,200
Get a drink and she'd be like oh my god like they

4908
03:29:28,200 --> 03:29:30,200
Would give them like a one hundred

4909
03:29:30,200 --> 03:29:32,200
Of their paycheck like you'd be like here's 20

4910
03:29:32,200 --> 03:29:34,200
Bucks like and that was kind

4911
03:29:34,200 --> 03:29:36,200
Of like their thing so yeah so like when they

4912
03:29:36,200 --> 03:29:38,200
Go out and they would and they

4913
03:29:38,200 --> 03:29:40,200
They would rack up a tab

4914
03:29:40,200 --> 03:29:42,200
And she would be like oh my god

4915
03:29:42,200 --> 03:29:44,200
It's like two hundred dollars between

4916
03:29:44,200 --> 03:29:46,200
All of us like that's more than I make in a year she's

4917
03:29:46,200 --> 03:29:48,200
Like and then be like oh no we're fine like we'll pay for you

4918
03:29:48,200 --> 03:29:50,200
She's like you can't like that's

4919
03:29:50,200 --> 03:29:52,200
Like she has no concept of like

4920
03:29:52,200 --> 03:29:54,200
How much money was actually worth

4921
03:29:54,200 --> 03:29:56,200
And like she thought that they were like putting down like

4922
03:29:56,200 --> 03:29:58,200
Four years like it was just like

4923
03:29:58,200 --> 03:30:00,200
A nightmare to her she didn't even understand

4924
03:30:00,200 --> 03:30:02,200
Like she had a meltdown and people paid for

4925
03:30:02,200 --> 03:30:04,200
Her dinner like it's it's

4926
03:30:04,200 --> 03:30:06,200
Like now she's getting better slowly

4927
03:30:06,200 --> 03:30:08,200
But it's like she's starting to realize

4928
03:30:08,200 --> 03:30:10,200
That money actually yeah it's

4929
03:30:10,200 --> 03:30:12,200
Like she just crawled out of a vault in fall

4930
03:30:12,200 --> 03:30:14,200
Out like she doesn't know what the fuck is going

4931
03:30:14,200 --> 03:30:16,200
On why won't you be nice to people

4932
03:30:16,200 --> 03:30:18,200
Well that's the other

4933
03:30:18,200 --> 03:30:20,200
Thing is like she's also like

4934
03:30:20,200 --> 03:30:22,200
It's very peaceful and we all care about

4935
03:30:22,200 --> 03:30:24,200
One another like it's not like they they

4936
03:30:24,200 --> 03:30:26,200
Treat you wrong like it's everything

4937
03:30:26,200 --> 03:30:28,200
In Albany like but they she's also

4938
03:30:28,200 --> 03:30:30,200
Been in this fucking cult for her entire

4939
03:30:30,200 --> 03:30:32,200
Life exactly so you're brainwashed to a certain

4940
03:30:32,200 --> 03:30:34,200
Extent she has nothing to compare it

4941
03:30:34,200 --> 03:30:36,200
To yeah so but like did you

4942
03:30:36,200 --> 03:30:38,200
Know this is like an actual fact that

4943
03:30:38,200 --> 03:30:40,200
Almost every major cult had a

4944
03:30:40,200 --> 03:30:42,200
A significant presence in upstate New York

4945
03:30:42,200 --> 03:30:44,200
At one point

4946
03:30:44,200 --> 03:30:46,200
We talked about that on the last episode

4947
03:30:46,200 --> 03:30:48,200
I didn't know that

4948
03:30:48,200 --> 03:30:50,200
But thanks to that

4949
03:30:50,200 --> 03:30:52,200
That makes me feel safe about New York

4950
03:30:52,200 --> 03:30:54,200
So what's our cult that we're

4951
03:30:54,200 --> 03:30:56,200
Starting well

4952
03:30:56,200 --> 03:30:58,200
Well Dan's already thought about this you've talked about the

4953
03:30:58,200 --> 03:31:00,200
Compounds you would want to start

4954
03:31:00,200 --> 03:31:02,200
Would we have to bathe our initiates in

4955
03:31:02,200 --> 03:31:04,200
Horse cum

4956
03:31:04,200 --> 03:31:06,200
At least not us we've already

4957
03:31:06,200 --> 03:31:08,200
Done it quote unquote

4958
03:31:08,200 --> 03:31:10,200
What's our demographic of people we prey on

4959
03:31:10,200 --> 03:31:12,200
In cells

4960
03:31:12,200 --> 03:31:14,200
Easy oh yeah that's a good one

4961
03:31:14,200 --> 03:31:16,200
But that's not really a good fucking

4962
03:31:16,200 --> 03:31:18,200
Militia force though oh no

4963
03:31:18,200 --> 03:31:20,200
Actually there's a lot of pent up

4964
03:31:20,200 --> 03:31:22,200
Yeah dude

4965
03:31:22,200 --> 03:31:24,200
In cells would be the fucking perfect cult fucking

4966
03:31:24,200 --> 03:31:26,200
Like people just promise them

4967
03:31:26,200 --> 03:31:28,200
A little bit of pussy they'll do anything

4968
03:31:28,200 --> 03:31:30,200
For you oh dude you guys are listening

4969
03:31:30,200 --> 03:31:32,200
Right now in cells we're not talking about

4970
03:31:32,200 --> 03:31:34,200
You no you guys are the good ones we're

4971
03:31:34,200 --> 03:31:36,200
Not going to start manipulating you next episode

4972
03:31:36,200 --> 03:31:38,200
Just don't this is not subliminal

4973
03:31:38,200 --> 03:31:40,200
Join the cult join the cult join the cult

4974
03:31:40,200 --> 03:31:42,200
Join the cult

4975
03:31:42,200 --> 03:31:44,200
But yeah like like in cells would be the perfect

4976
03:31:44,200 --> 03:31:46,200
Fucking force for a cult dude what does

4977
03:31:46,200 --> 03:31:48,200
Everybody want pussy

4978
03:31:48,200 --> 03:31:50,200
Everybody wants money

4979
03:31:50,200 --> 03:31:52,200
Money bro money money

4980
03:31:52,200 --> 03:31:54,200
Money everybody wants

4981
03:31:54,200 --> 03:31:56,200
Money everybody wants shares of Tesla

4982
03:31:56,200 --> 03:31:58,200
Multi-level marketing

4983
03:31:58,200 --> 03:32:00,200
Fucking everyone wants water

4984
03:32:00,200 --> 03:32:02,200
Money women some sort of power

4985
03:32:02,200 --> 03:32:04,200
Some sort of belonging everybody's afraid of death

4986
03:32:04,200 --> 03:32:06,200
Right so you scare them

4987
03:32:06,200 --> 03:32:08,200
You give them some promise of the afterlife

4988
03:32:08,200 --> 03:32:10,200
Is everybody though

4989
03:32:10,200 --> 03:32:12,200
I think most people on this table have kind of accepted

4990
03:32:12,200 --> 03:32:14,200
Their death a long time ago

4991
03:32:14,200 --> 03:32:16,200
We're just kind of killing time

4992
03:32:16,200 --> 03:32:18,200
I mean

4993
03:32:18,200 --> 03:32:20,200
Me and Tyler

4994
03:32:20,200 --> 03:32:22,200
The day we met we were

4995
03:32:22,200 --> 03:32:24,200
Months into accepting our deaths

4996
03:32:24,200 --> 03:32:26,200
Franklin said some people die

4997
03:32:26,200 --> 03:32:28,200
At 25 but don't actually die

4998
03:32:28,200 --> 03:32:30,200
Until they're 75

4999
03:32:30,200 --> 03:32:32,200
You have two deaths

5000
03:32:32,200 --> 03:32:34,200
Shit dude I'd die the day I came out of the womb

5001
03:32:34,200 --> 03:32:36,200
I'm waiting for my second death it's like second breakfast

5002
03:32:36,200 --> 03:32:38,200
But I don't know when it's coming

5003
03:32:38,200 --> 03:32:40,200
I think meningitis took me out

5004
03:32:40,200 --> 03:32:42,200
I'm like dead from mayhem

5005
03:32:42,200 --> 03:32:44,200
I actually think I'm just a corpse

5006
03:32:44,200 --> 03:32:46,200
I think I died when I was three

5007
03:32:46,200 --> 03:32:48,200
Jesus you had meningitis

5008
03:32:48,200 --> 03:32:50,200
Meningitis

5009
03:32:50,200 --> 03:32:52,200
I did that's what knocked my

5010
03:32:52,200 --> 03:32:54,200
My left ear drum out

5011
03:32:54,200 --> 03:32:56,200
Damn viral or bacterial

5012
03:32:56,200 --> 03:32:58,200
I believe it was bacterial

5013
03:32:58,200 --> 03:33:00,200
Damn

5014
03:33:00,200 --> 03:33:02,200
Whichever one is the worst one

5015
03:33:02,200 --> 03:33:04,200
I'm 95% sure it was bacterial

5016
03:33:04,200 --> 03:33:06,200
Damn

5017
03:33:06,200 --> 03:33:08,200
It was a fever of 107 degrees

5018
03:33:08,200 --> 03:33:10,200
Blew out my left ear drum

5019
03:33:10,200 --> 03:33:12,200
What are we doing in this cult

5020
03:33:12,200 --> 03:33:14,200
What's the basis

5021
03:33:14,200 --> 03:33:16,200
We gotta offer something to them

5022
03:33:16,200 --> 03:33:18,200
What's the basis

5023
03:33:18,200 --> 03:33:20,200
We don't actually have to deliver on

5024
03:33:20,200 --> 03:33:22,200
Some promise bigger than life

5025
03:33:22,200 --> 03:33:24,200
No we offer them money

5026
03:33:24,200 --> 03:33:26,200
Kind of like heavens gate shit

5027
03:33:26,200 --> 03:33:28,200
Like the fucking spaceship's coming

5028
03:33:28,200 --> 03:33:30,200
We gotta give them a doomsday that's coming

5029
03:33:30,200 --> 03:33:32,200
But we gotta get their fucking money

5030
03:33:32,200 --> 03:33:34,200
I was gonna say let's pull a little bit of Scientology

5031
03:33:34,200 --> 03:33:36,200
The more you pay

5032
03:33:36,200 --> 03:33:38,200
The higher up you get

5033
03:33:38,200 --> 03:33:40,200
Here's what we get out of it

5034
03:33:40,200 --> 03:33:42,200
The main thing

5035
03:33:42,200 --> 03:33:44,200
Do you know Scientology has a navy

5036
03:33:44,200 --> 03:33:46,200
What? Yeah Scientology has a navy

5037
03:33:46,200 --> 03:33:48,200
That's kinda scary actually

5038
03:33:48,200 --> 03:33:50,200
They have no power don't worry

5039
03:33:50,200 --> 03:33:52,200
They don't have power but they have a navy

5040
03:33:52,200 --> 03:33:54,200
They took over a town in Florida

5041
03:33:54,200 --> 03:33:56,200
It's called Clearwater Florida

5042
03:33:56,200 --> 03:33:58,200
You can look this up

5043
03:33:58,200 --> 03:34:00,200
In this town

5044
03:34:00,200 --> 03:34:02,200
The Scientologists took over this town

5045
03:34:02,200 --> 03:34:04,200
And it's a fake town

5046
03:34:04,200 --> 03:34:06,200
They have fake

5047
03:34:06,200 --> 03:34:08,200
It's Nuke Town

5048
03:34:08,200 --> 03:34:10,200
They have fake businesses and stuff

5049
03:34:10,200 --> 03:34:12,200
And then if you drive through this town

5050
03:34:12,200 --> 03:34:14,200
You can see the Scientologists like people

5051
03:34:14,200 --> 03:34:16,200
That are watching you from all the windows

5052
03:34:16,200 --> 03:34:18,200
And they're like they're watching you from all the cameras

5053
03:34:18,200 --> 03:34:20,200
Sounds like Pyeongyang

5054
03:34:20,200 --> 03:34:22,200
Dude it's fucking nuts

5055
03:34:22,200 --> 03:34:24,200
Will they try to kidnap you or something?

5056
03:34:24,200 --> 03:34:26,200
No they just want to make sure that you're not trying to expose Scientology

5057
03:34:26,200 --> 03:34:28,200
Because there's been

5058
03:34:28,200 --> 03:34:30,200
It's already been exposed

5059
03:34:30,200 --> 03:34:32,200
But there's been reports of people trying to go around this town

5060
03:34:32,200 --> 03:34:34,200
With cameras and stuff and they just got followed home

5061
03:34:34,200 --> 03:34:36,200
By these fucking people and shit

5062
03:34:36,200 --> 03:34:38,200
So you're saying that a Google car

5063
03:34:38,200 --> 03:34:40,200
Should not drive through

5064
03:34:40,200 --> 03:34:42,200
Clearwater Florida Scientology

5065
03:34:42,200 --> 03:34:44,200
Can I tell you how disappointed I am

5066
03:34:44,200 --> 03:34:46,200
To visit Chernobyl and Pripyat

5067
03:34:46,200 --> 03:34:48,200
When I was younger when that was like something you could feasibly do

5068
03:34:48,200 --> 03:34:50,200
When we were in high school you could do that

5069
03:34:50,200 --> 03:34:52,200
So that window is closed

5070
03:34:52,200 --> 03:34:54,200
You can't just fucking walk over there

5071
03:34:54,200 --> 03:34:56,200
Into Ukraine now and just be like

5072
03:34:56,200 --> 03:34:58,200
Check out the fucking exploded

5073
03:34:58,200 --> 03:35:00,200
I'm waiting for Russia to bomb that entirety of Chernobyl

5074
03:35:00,200 --> 03:35:02,200
Again and just start another meltdown

5075
03:35:02,200 --> 03:35:04,200
And be like

5076
03:35:04,200 --> 03:35:06,200
Another one?

5077
03:35:06,200 --> 03:35:08,200
50,000 people used to live here

5078
03:35:08,200 --> 03:35:10,200
Now it's a ghost town

5079
03:35:10,200 --> 03:35:12,200
Yeah

5080
03:35:12,200 --> 03:35:14,200
I'm not sure how bad it would be

5081
03:35:14,200 --> 03:35:16,200
For a Google Maps car to drive through

5082
03:35:16,200 --> 03:35:18,200
Clearwater Florida

5083
03:35:18,200 --> 03:35:20,200
That's actually interesting

5084
03:35:20,200 --> 03:35:22,200
I'm sure one probably has

5085
03:35:22,200 --> 03:35:24,200
Clearwater Florida, all the businesses look like they're that

5086
03:35:24,200 --> 03:35:26,200
You look inside the business, there's nothing on the shelves

5087
03:35:26,200 --> 03:35:28,200
I mean isn't Clearwater

5088
03:35:28,200 --> 03:35:30,200
I thought that was a major city

5089
03:35:30,200 --> 03:35:32,200
It was a major city until Scientology

5090
03:35:32,200 --> 03:35:34,200
Took it over I think

5091
03:35:34,200 --> 03:35:36,200
Clearwater Beach maybe I'm thinking of

5092
03:35:36,200 --> 03:35:38,200
Is it Clearwater?

5093
03:35:38,200 --> 03:35:40,200
I don't think it's Clearwater, Clearwater is like a legit city

5094
03:35:40,200 --> 03:35:42,200
There's a

5095
03:35:42,200 --> 03:35:44,200
I thought it was called Clearwater

5096
03:35:44,200 --> 03:35:46,200
It would make sense, but it also wouldn't make sense

5097
03:35:46,200 --> 03:35:48,200
Because it's right next to St. Petersburg

5098
03:35:48,200 --> 03:35:50,200
Look up Scientology Florida Town

5099
03:35:50,200 --> 03:35:52,200
Scientology Florida Town, I think it is Clearwater

5100
03:35:52,200 --> 03:35:54,200
But I'm not positive

5101
03:35:54,200 --> 03:35:56,200
It's a big fuck off town dude

5102
03:35:56,200 --> 03:35:58,200
It is Clearwater?

5103
03:35:58,200 --> 03:36:00,200
It used to be like a tourist town too

5104
03:36:00,200 --> 03:36:02,200
Yeah the pier is like fucking empty

5105
03:36:02,200 --> 03:36:04,200
At least all the boats are up

5106
03:36:06,200 --> 03:36:08,200
Clearwater Beach is one of the biggest beaches

5107
03:36:08,200 --> 03:36:10,200
Yeah but

5108
03:36:10,200 --> 03:36:12,200
The actual town of Clearwater

5109
03:36:12,200 --> 03:36:14,200
Got taken over by Scientologists

5110
03:36:14,200 --> 03:36:16,200
Oh wow okay

5111
03:36:16,200 --> 03:36:18,200
Dude it looks creepy

5112
03:36:18,200 --> 03:36:20,200
It's like an actual ghost town

5113
03:36:20,200 --> 03:36:22,200
Wow

5114
03:36:22,200 --> 03:36:24,200
There's bridges and stuff between

5115
03:36:24,200 --> 03:36:26,200
You know how Albany Med has

5116
03:36:26,200 --> 03:36:28,200
The bridge between the buildings and stuff

5117
03:36:28,200 --> 03:36:30,200
They have that across roads and stuff

5118
03:36:30,200 --> 03:36:32,200
And there's dudes that are just staring at you

5119
03:36:32,200 --> 03:36:34,200
While you're driving down their fucking roads and shit

5120
03:36:34,200 --> 03:36:36,200
What the fuck? Yeah like I watched a video on it

5121
03:36:36,200 --> 03:36:38,200
And they like panned up and there's just dudes looking at them

5122
03:36:38,200 --> 03:36:40,200
Down from the fucking thing

5123
03:36:40,200 --> 03:36:42,200
And that was on every single one that they passed

5124
03:36:42,200 --> 03:36:44,200
That had the bridge

5125
03:36:44,200 --> 03:36:46,200
There were people staring at them

5126
03:36:46,200 --> 03:36:48,200
And they're all wearing the Scientology Navy fucking uniform

5127
03:36:50,200 --> 03:36:52,200
Wow, you should just start a fucking militia

5128
03:36:52,200 --> 03:36:54,200
You know I saw

5129
03:36:54,200 --> 03:36:56,200
Like a brand new black Tahoe

5130
03:36:56,200 --> 03:36:58,200
Driving down the road today

5131
03:36:58,200 --> 03:37:00,200
Down 90 and it had like all tinted windows

5132
03:37:00,200 --> 03:37:02,200
And I'm like oh that's definitely a fed vehicle

5133
03:37:02,200 --> 03:37:04,200
Right? Yeah

5134
03:37:04,200 --> 03:37:06,200
How hot would it be to just have like a fucking gang

5135
03:37:06,200 --> 03:37:08,200
And you just have like always with you

5136
03:37:08,200 --> 03:37:10,200
At all times

5137
03:37:10,200 --> 03:37:12,200
You just drive in a fucking pack

5138
03:37:12,200 --> 03:37:14,200
Just a pack of black Tahoe's

5139
03:37:14,200 --> 03:37:16,200
Everywhere like I don't even think the police would fuck with you

5140
03:37:16,200 --> 03:37:18,200
Like if you had like brand new

5141
03:37:18,200 --> 03:37:20,200
Shiny tinted out fucking Tahoe's

5142
03:37:20,200 --> 03:37:22,200
They'd be like oh those are feds

5143
03:37:22,200 --> 03:37:24,200
Yeah we're not gonna fuck with them

5144
03:37:24,200 --> 03:37:26,200
But like dude

5145
03:37:26,200 --> 03:37:28,200
It's insane to me that a cult can

5146
03:37:28,200 --> 03:37:30,200
Own a fucking town

5147
03:37:30,200 --> 03:37:32,200
And like a town as big as Clearwater

5148
03:37:32,200 --> 03:37:34,200
You know? Yeah that's fucking wild

5149
03:37:34,200 --> 03:37:36,200
But like it's insane to me

5150
03:37:36,200 --> 03:37:38,200
That like cults can get that

5151
03:37:38,200 --> 03:37:40,200
Powerful

5152
03:37:40,200 --> 03:37:42,200
Like when you think of a cult you think of like a Manson family

5153
03:37:42,200 --> 03:37:44,200
That has like a fucking compound in the fucking desert

5154
03:37:44,200 --> 03:37:46,200
Of like fucking like 40 people

5155
03:37:46,200 --> 03:37:48,200
And you're like okay it's a fucking whatever

5156
03:37:48,200 --> 03:37:50,200
But like Scientology has like

5157
03:37:50,200 --> 03:37:52,200
How many fucking people are in Scientology

5158
03:37:52,200 --> 03:37:54,200
That's the question

5159
03:37:54,200 --> 03:37:56,200
Like I think that fucking what's his name

5160
03:37:56,200 --> 03:37:58,200
Top Gun

5161
03:37:58,200 --> 03:38:00,200
Tom Cruise I think he got out of Scientology

5162
03:38:00,200 --> 03:38:02,200
He was huge in it

5163
03:38:02,200 --> 03:38:04,200
Yeah

5164
03:38:04,200 --> 03:38:06,200
He was the guy

5165
03:38:06,200 --> 03:38:08,200
Dude him on Oprah was one of the fucking

5166
03:38:08,200 --> 03:38:10,200
Strangest things I've ever seen

5167
03:38:10,200 --> 03:38:12,200
He's a weird dude

5168
03:38:12,200 --> 03:38:14,200
He's a vampire he just doesn't age

5169
03:38:14,200 --> 03:38:16,200
Dude it's the Scientology shit

5170
03:38:16,200 --> 03:38:18,200
But yeah like it's just a fucking weird thing

5171
03:38:18,200 --> 03:38:20,200
Yeah I think maybe

5172
03:38:20,200 --> 03:38:22,200
A good cult to start would be like

5173
03:38:22,200 --> 03:38:24,200
So

5174
03:38:24,200 --> 03:38:26,200
If you can get everybody else to like

5175
03:38:26,200 --> 03:38:28,200
To like

5176
03:38:28,200 --> 03:38:30,200
Farm for you

5177
03:38:30,200 --> 03:38:32,200
And like have like a compound

5178
03:38:32,200 --> 03:38:34,200
Right and have these compounds across the country

5179
03:38:34,200 --> 03:38:36,200
I love that word compound

5180
03:38:36,200 --> 03:38:38,200
So it's like a

5181
03:38:38,200 --> 03:38:40,200
Like a co-op right

5182
03:38:40,200 --> 03:38:42,200
So everybody thinks they're joining this nice

5183
03:38:42,200 --> 03:38:44,200
Happy thing but really

5184
03:38:44,200 --> 03:38:46,200
They're just get you're taking

5185
03:38:46,200 --> 03:38:48,200
A cut of everything they do

5186
03:38:48,200 --> 03:38:50,200
I was thinking more of a growing food and like

5187
03:38:50,200 --> 03:38:52,200
I was thinking more of a militaristic cult

5188
03:38:52,200 --> 03:38:54,200
It's just a pyramid scheme on a lifestyle level

5189
03:38:54,200 --> 03:38:56,200
Like I was like thinking like you know

5190
03:38:56,200 --> 03:38:58,200
Far Cry 5

5191
03:38:58,200 --> 03:39:00,200
Something like that

5192
03:39:00,200 --> 03:39:02,200
Like having like the like the militant

5193
03:39:02,200 --> 03:39:04,200
Like fucking guys

5194
03:39:04,200 --> 03:39:06,200
That are like fucking like you just create your own

5195
03:39:06,200 --> 03:39:08,200
City state

5196
03:39:08,200 --> 03:39:10,200
That's another thing like people have like a desire

5197
03:39:10,200 --> 03:39:12,200
To be part of a tribe

5198
03:39:12,200 --> 03:39:14,200
Tribalism is a thing right

5199
03:39:14,200 --> 03:39:16,200
So like whatever your tribe

5200
03:39:16,200 --> 03:39:18,200
Is right so

5201
03:39:18,200 --> 03:39:20,200
If you imagine if you had like

5202
03:39:20,200 --> 03:39:22,200
Like this co-op cult thing

5203
03:39:22,200 --> 03:39:24,200
Right but like at the you work

5204
03:39:24,200 --> 03:39:26,200
Your way up and then you get into like

5205
03:39:26,200 --> 03:39:28,200
More of an authority position

5206
03:39:28,200 --> 03:39:30,200
Right and you're the guys that drive around

5207
03:39:30,200 --> 03:39:32,200
In the black tahos right

5208
03:39:32,200 --> 03:39:34,200
So there's like so like you can like show them

5209
03:39:34,200 --> 03:39:36,200
Being like hey you work enough you can get up

5210
03:39:36,200 --> 03:39:38,200
Right right so you that's

5211
03:39:38,200 --> 03:39:40,200
Everybody's goal is to work their way up

5212
03:39:40,200 --> 03:39:42,200
To the black taho

5213
03:39:42,200 --> 03:39:44,200
You got like the council of us at the top

5214
03:39:44,200 --> 03:39:46,200
And we're just like dude what else can we do to fuck with them

5215
03:39:46,200 --> 03:39:48,200
The general council

5216
03:39:48,200 --> 03:39:50,200
Yeah council right

5217
03:39:50,200 --> 03:39:52,200
Yeah we can just be there and just be like what else can we do to fuck with them

5218
03:39:52,200 --> 03:39:54,200
Right so y'all wouldn't feel bad

5219
03:39:54,200 --> 03:39:56,200
Doing this

5220
03:39:56,200 --> 03:39:58,200
No not really

5221
03:39:58,200 --> 03:40:00,200
People are stupid they need guidance

5222
03:40:00,200 --> 03:40:02,200
Right and if you're that stupid to follow

5223
03:40:02,200 --> 03:40:04,200
Into something like that you deserve it

5224
03:40:04,200 --> 03:40:06,200
But then it's like a really like

5225
03:40:06,200 --> 03:40:08,200
Like make it something so that like if you're part

5226
03:40:08,200 --> 03:40:10,200
Of it it's like actually like

5227
03:40:10,200 --> 03:40:12,200
Almost like the freemasons

5228
03:40:12,200 --> 03:40:14,200
Right where it's like I don't know I think I just feel like

5229
03:40:14,200 --> 03:40:16,200
It's just shit I don't know

5230
03:40:16,200 --> 03:40:18,200
No if you're if people are that stupid

5231
03:40:18,200 --> 03:40:20,200
To do to do something like that they deserve it

5232
03:40:20,200 --> 03:40:22,200
Yeah but still I'd say

5233
03:40:22,200 --> 03:40:24,200
Darwin will need to kick in and just eliminate them

5234
03:40:24,200 --> 03:40:26,200
Like you're just praying on the weak

5235
03:40:26,200 --> 03:40:28,200
That's just I don't know

5236
03:40:28,200 --> 03:40:30,200
Stupid people you're using people's sense of tribalism

5237
03:40:30,200 --> 03:40:32,200
Which is like a weakness cause you're gonna get a lot of people

5238
03:40:32,200 --> 03:40:34,200
Who have never had like a style

5239
03:40:34,200 --> 03:40:36,200
A solid family life

5240
03:40:36,200 --> 03:40:38,200
But we could actually but the thing is

5241
03:40:38,200 --> 03:40:40,200
There's benevolent cults too

5242
03:40:40,200 --> 03:40:42,200
There are like it's yeah but what you guys

5243
03:40:42,200 --> 03:40:44,200
Are talking about is not a benevolent cult

5244
03:40:44,200 --> 03:40:46,200
Oh no it's not it's not at all

5245
03:40:46,200 --> 03:40:48,200
You're just reaping benefits off of it

5246
03:40:48,200 --> 03:40:50,200
So we could really provide like dude

5247
03:40:50,200 --> 03:40:52,200
Imagine if you're like you start off as a farmer

5248
03:40:52,200 --> 03:40:54,200
And you work your way

5249
03:40:54,200 --> 03:40:56,200
To the black Tahoe

5250
03:40:56,200 --> 03:40:58,200
Driver like dude

5251
03:40:58,200 --> 03:41:00,200
Everybody's gonna want that the black Tahoe drivers

5252
03:41:00,200 --> 03:41:02,200
Are gonna get all the bitches but the thing is

5253
03:41:02,200 --> 03:41:04,200
They get their pick of the fucking litter

5254
03:41:04,200 --> 03:41:06,200
So you got everybody you know raking really hard

5255
03:41:06,200 --> 03:41:08,200
Trying to get that black Tahoe I guess

5256
03:41:08,200 --> 03:41:10,200
But the thing is like we gotta

5257
03:41:10,200 --> 03:41:12,200
We gotta at least accept people not into

5258
03:41:12,200 --> 03:41:14,200
The inner council but like

5259
03:41:14,200 --> 03:41:16,200
Adjacent to us type thing

5260
03:41:16,200 --> 03:41:18,200
You know like

5261
03:41:18,200 --> 03:41:20,200
One step below like there but like

5262
03:41:20,200 --> 03:41:22,200
They're not you're not making any rules

5263
03:41:22,200 --> 03:41:24,200
Or anything but they feel like they're like

5264
03:41:24,200 --> 03:41:26,200
At like the top echelon that they can be

5265
03:41:26,200 --> 03:41:28,200
Like they got the what would we fucking

5266
03:41:28,200 --> 03:41:30,200
Call ourselves the founders

5267
03:41:30,200 --> 03:41:32,200
The founders and then

5268
03:41:32,200 --> 03:41:34,200
There's the apostles

5269
03:41:34,200 --> 03:41:36,200
Well that's too Christian

5270
03:41:36,200 --> 03:41:38,200
Yeah so

5271
03:41:38,200 --> 03:41:40,200
The acolytes

5272
03:41:40,200 --> 03:41:42,200
We could do like something like real fucking

5273
03:41:42,200 --> 03:41:44,200
We'll be the founders and then the general council

5274
03:41:44,200 --> 03:41:46,200
Is everybody else

5275
03:41:46,200 --> 03:41:48,200
You'll have your sentinels

5276
03:41:48,200 --> 03:41:50,200
The guardians

5277
03:41:50,200 --> 03:41:52,200
The acolytes

5278
03:41:52,200 --> 03:41:54,200
Or like Spartan

5279
03:41:54,200 --> 03:41:56,200
You could call them like different

5280
03:41:56,200 --> 03:41:58,200
I'm trying to play devil's advocate

5281
03:41:58,200 --> 03:42:00,200
For this so hard but I cannot

5282
03:42:00,200 --> 03:42:02,200
I cannot buy into this cult thing

5283
03:42:02,200 --> 03:42:04,200
Why?

5284
03:42:04,200 --> 03:42:06,200
Because you're praying on the weekend at the same time

5285
03:42:06,200 --> 03:42:08,200
I don't like cults

5286
03:42:08,200 --> 03:42:10,200
I don't see this world

5287
03:42:10,200 --> 03:42:12,200
Walking to life bro

5288
03:42:12,200 --> 03:42:14,200
Like you're either the prey or you're the predator

5289
03:42:14,200 --> 03:42:16,200
Like pick one dude

5290
03:42:16,200 --> 03:42:18,200
What do you want to be? Don't be sheep

5291
03:42:18,200 --> 03:42:20,200
What would our tenets be?

5292
03:42:20,200 --> 03:42:22,200
Our tenets? Yeah because we'd have to have tenets

5293
03:42:22,200 --> 03:42:24,200
General tenets

5294
03:42:24,200 --> 03:42:26,200
Our ten commandments

5295
03:42:26,200 --> 03:42:28,200
We need more than ten

5296
03:42:28,200 --> 03:42:30,200
We need some beliefs

5297
03:42:30,200 --> 03:42:32,200
Like could we base it on a

5298
03:42:32,200 --> 03:42:34,200
Actual religion

5299
03:42:34,200 --> 03:42:36,200
Sure every religion is based on a religion

5300
03:42:36,200 --> 03:42:38,200
We could say that the goal of this whole cult

5301
03:42:38,200 --> 03:42:40,200
Is it's

5302
03:42:40,200 --> 03:42:42,200
For people that are trying to better themselves

5303
03:42:42,200 --> 03:42:44,200
Right?

5304
03:42:44,200 --> 03:42:46,200
You could make it almost like you know how like

5305
03:42:46,200 --> 03:42:48,200
And connect with the eternal oneness

5306
03:42:48,200 --> 03:42:50,200
You know you have like the Andrew Tate

5307
03:42:50,200 --> 03:42:52,200
Like type people that are basically cult leaders

5308
03:42:52,200 --> 03:42:54,200
Just like on the internet

5309
03:42:54,200 --> 03:42:56,200
Like you could do something like along those

5310
03:42:56,200 --> 03:42:58,200
Lines like being like top G dude

5311
03:42:58,200 --> 03:43:00,200
Yeah

5312
03:43:00,200 --> 03:43:02,200
You want to be top G?

5313
03:43:02,200 --> 03:43:04,200
You want to kill what's his name Andrew Tate

5314
03:43:04,200 --> 03:43:06,200
And take his place in this world

5315
03:43:06,200 --> 03:43:08,200
Yeah you want to take out Andrew Tate

5316
03:43:08,200 --> 03:43:10,200
Dude can you just imagine a line

5317
03:43:10,200 --> 03:43:12,200
Of like ten black tahos

5318
03:43:12,200 --> 03:43:14,200
Just like everywhere you go

5319
03:43:14,200 --> 03:43:16,200
Just like and then you're the one

5320
03:43:16,200 --> 03:43:18,200
Physical fitness I feel like would be another thing

5321
03:43:18,200 --> 03:43:20,200
That we'd have to like enforce it

5322
03:43:20,200 --> 03:43:22,200
Right so it's like people that are like

5323
03:43:22,200 --> 03:43:24,200
Looking to I do not know where the black taho

5324
03:43:24,200 --> 03:43:26,200
Came from

5325
03:43:26,200 --> 03:43:28,200
I'm so lost

5326
03:43:28,200 --> 03:43:30,200
Because it's part of like a gang

5327
03:43:30,200 --> 03:43:32,200
I'm one of the founders and I'm so fucking lost

5328
03:43:32,200 --> 03:43:34,200
Right now

5329
03:43:34,200 --> 03:43:36,200
I would be a founder and just be like

5330
03:43:36,200 --> 03:43:38,200
I don't want to do this

5331
03:43:38,200 --> 03:43:40,200
I'm sitting there like what the fuck am I doing

5332
03:43:40,200 --> 03:43:42,200
You guys know that

5333
03:43:42,200 --> 03:43:44,200
This just isn't good and you're getting the shit

5334
03:43:44,200 --> 03:43:46,200
End of the stick right like these guys are fucking

5335
03:43:46,200 --> 03:43:48,200
Maniacs and they're not

5336
03:43:48,200 --> 03:43:50,200
No no no the true founders

5337
03:43:50,200 --> 03:43:52,200
I'll be like JFK to your guys CIA

5338
03:43:52,200 --> 03:43:54,200
And fucking take me out

5339
03:43:54,200 --> 03:43:56,200
Hear me out dude

5340
03:43:56,200 --> 03:43:58,200
They don't know what we look like

5341
03:43:58,200 --> 03:44:00,200
They don't know what the top

5342
03:44:00,200 --> 03:44:02,200
The top tier looks like

5343
03:44:02,200 --> 03:44:04,200
We have masks

5344
03:44:04,200 --> 03:44:06,200
Dude so

5345
03:44:06,200 --> 03:44:08,200
That was kind of an

5346
03:44:08,200 --> 03:44:10,200
That was kind of an evil laugh

5347
03:44:10,200 --> 03:44:12,200
Yes

5348
03:44:12,200 --> 03:44:14,200
We wear a mask so they don't know who we are

5349
03:44:14,200 --> 03:44:16,200
So imagine you're like

5350
03:44:16,200 --> 03:44:18,200
You're like raking and like shoveling

5351
03:44:18,200 --> 03:44:20,200
You're at the bottom echelon of this cult

5352
03:44:20,200 --> 03:44:22,200
And you see the founders come in

5353
03:44:22,200 --> 03:44:24,200
With their masking robes

5354
03:44:24,200 --> 03:44:26,200
Five black tahos with a

5355
03:44:26,200 --> 03:44:28,200
Cadillac in the middle

5356
03:44:28,200 --> 03:44:30,200
And then they get out they open

5357
03:44:30,200 --> 03:44:32,200
No no it's a Rolls Royce Phantom

5358
03:44:32,200 --> 03:44:34,200
In the middle

5359
03:44:34,200 --> 03:44:36,200
Yeah Rolls Royce Phantom in the middle

5360
03:44:36,200 --> 03:44:38,200
You can work your way up to that

5361
03:44:38,200 --> 03:44:40,200
Yeah like who wouldn't want to be like

5362
03:44:40,200 --> 03:44:42,200
Yeah dude I want to be one of them

5363
03:44:42,200 --> 03:44:44,200
Alright alright fair enough

5364
03:44:44,200 --> 03:44:46,200
They got bullet proof vests on they get out

5365
03:44:46,200 --> 03:44:48,200
They let the guy out on the Cadillac

5366
03:44:48,200 --> 03:44:50,200
And you just go over and you just go

5367
03:44:50,200 --> 03:44:52,200
You're doing good

5368
03:44:52,200 --> 03:44:54,200
Right and you work them up into this

5369
03:44:54,200 --> 03:44:56,200
Higher and higher positions they never make it to the position

5370
03:44:56,200 --> 03:44:58,200
You're in

5371
03:44:58,200 --> 03:45:00,200
Yeah cause they never could

5372
03:45:00,200 --> 03:45:02,200
You're still doing physical fitness

5373
03:45:02,200 --> 03:45:04,200
You're making snacks

5374
03:45:04,200 --> 03:45:06,200
You're like working out every day

5375
03:45:06,200 --> 03:45:08,200
5am you start you get a workout

5376
03:45:08,200 --> 03:45:10,200
You go out to the field you till the fields

5377
03:45:10,200 --> 03:45:12,200
Then you get your lunch

5378
03:45:12,200 --> 03:45:14,200
Then you till the field again then you do your night

5379
03:45:14,200 --> 03:45:16,200
Workout and then you get an hour

5380
03:45:16,200 --> 03:45:18,200
Of free time

5381
03:45:18,200 --> 03:45:20,200
That's right

5382
03:45:20,200 --> 03:45:22,200
Work your way through the ranks

5383
03:45:22,200 --> 03:45:24,200
And then the higher rank you are the more free time you have

5384
03:45:24,200 --> 03:45:26,200
That's right dude I like it

5385
03:45:26,200 --> 03:45:28,200
It's like

5386
03:45:28,200 --> 03:45:30,200
For self improvement

5387
03:45:30,200 --> 03:45:32,200
The whole point of the thing is

5388
03:45:32,200 --> 03:45:34,200
For self improvement

5389
03:45:34,200 --> 03:45:36,200
You know I'm going to save this exact episode on my phone

5390
03:45:36,200 --> 03:45:38,200
Because in 10

5391
03:45:38,200 --> 03:45:40,200
15 years

5392
03:45:40,200 --> 03:45:42,200
This fucking thing is going to be real

5393
03:45:42,200 --> 03:45:44,200
Where's my fucking founder position

5394
03:45:44,200 --> 03:45:46,200
Oh dude you have a permanent

5395
03:45:46,200 --> 03:45:48,200
Founder position

5396
03:45:48,200 --> 03:45:50,200
I'll be back and be like you guys really realize

5397
03:45:50,200 --> 03:45:52,200
That this is bad right

5398
03:45:52,200 --> 03:45:54,200
Like you'd be wearing

5399
03:45:54,200 --> 03:45:56,200
The mask too and be like

5400
03:45:56,200 --> 03:45:58,200
I really shouldn't be doing this

5401
03:45:58,200 --> 03:46:00,200
I'd be a whistle blower

5402
03:46:00,200 --> 03:46:02,200
But he'll be sitting there the entire time

5403
03:46:02,200 --> 03:46:04,200
I'm going to start it up rising

5404
03:46:04,200 --> 03:46:06,200
I'm going to sway Casey to my side

5405
03:46:06,200 --> 03:46:08,200
Would the mask be all the same or would we all get different masks

5406
03:46:08,200 --> 03:46:10,200
It's just like a plain

5407
03:46:10,200 --> 03:46:12,200
Fucking like no expression

5408
03:46:12,200 --> 03:46:14,200
Gold, white, just white

5409
03:46:14,200 --> 03:46:16,200
Like ceramic looking

5410
03:46:16,200 --> 03:46:18,200
Mask

5411
03:46:18,200 --> 03:46:20,200
That's right with the eye holes

5412
03:46:20,200 --> 03:46:22,200
Yeah that's not ominous

5413
03:46:22,200 --> 03:46:24,200
Dude

5414
03:46:24,200 --> 03:46:26,200
Look

5415
03:46:26,200 --> 03:46:28,200
We could also dress up with like white bed sheets

5416
03:46:28,200 --> 03:46:30,200
And a big pointy hat

5417
03:46:30,200 --> 03:46:32,200
No what the fuck are you talking about

5418
03:46:32,200 --> 03:46:34,200
See you guys really don't think

5419
03:46:34,200 --> 03:46:36,200
That these fucking porcelain masks

5420
03:46:36,200 --> 03:46:38,200
Are just going to be setting off alarm bells

5421
03:46:38,200 --> 03:46:40,200
No no

5422
03:46:40,200 --> 03:46:42,200
You don't wear them in public

5423
03:46:42,200 --> 03:46:44,200
This is where you do the

5424
03:46:44,200 --> 03:46:46,200
Why wouldn't we wear them in public

5425
03:46:46,200 --> 03:46:48,200
You draw the black Tahoe

5426
03:46:48,200 --> 03:46:50,200
You wear a bullet proof vest with a tie underneath

5427
03:46:50,200 --> 03:46:52,200
You look kind of like a detective but you're protecting

5428
03:46:52,200 --> 03:46:54,200
The founders

5429
03:46:54,200 --> 03:46:56,200
In the Cadillac

5430
03:46:56,200 --> 03:46:58,200
The bullet proof Cadillac

5431
03:46:58,200 --> 03:47:00,200
And then when you come back you change into a robe

5432
03:47:00,200 --> 03:47:02,200
And you wear the porcelain mask

5433
03:47:02,200 --> 03:47:04,200
So then people don't know who you are

5434
03:47:04,200 --> 03:47:06,200
That's right and then you have your rituals

5435
03:47:06,200 --> 03:47:08,200
Wait why wouldn't you wear the porcelain mask in public though

5436
03:47:08,200 --> 03:47:10,200
Because the public doesn't know

5437
03:47:10,200 --> 03:47:12,200
No that's just weird

5438
03:47:12,200 --> 03:47:14,200
I think the porcelain mask is just kind of weird

5439
03:47:14,200 --> 03:47:16,200
I don't

5440
03:47:16,200 --> 03:47:18,200
I don't really think it needs to blaze in or out

5441
03:47:18,200 --> 03:47:20,200
Of public

5442
03:47:20,200 --> 03:47:22,200
It's going to throw people off

5443
03:47:22,200 --> 03:47:24,200
You're going to scare off

5444
03:47:24,200 --> 03:47:26,200
Sign me the fuck up where do I put my name down

5445
03:47:26,200 --> 03:47:28,200
You're going to have people that are happy about it

5446
03:47:28,200 --> 03:47:30,200
And they're going to be like oh wow

5447
03:47:30,200 --> 03:47:32,200
This is a cult

5448
03:47:32,200 --> 03:47:34,200
You got to reel them in

5449
03:47:34,200 --> 03:47:36,200
Look I'm playing on your side a little bit here

5450
03:47:36,200 --> 03:47:38,200
They can't know they're in a cult

5451
03:47:38,200 --> 03:47:40,200
Until it's too late

5452
03:47:40,200 --> 03:47:42,200
If they find out it's a cult

5453
03:47:42,200 --> 03:47:44,200
They're going to run

5454
03:47:44,200 --> 03:47:46,200
Only for the rituals

5455
03:47:46,200 --> 03:47:48,200
A ritual is going to throw people off

5456
03:47:48,200 --> 03:47:50,200
You guys got to reel it way back in

5457
03:47:50,200 --> 03:47:52,200
No no no

5458
03:47:52,200 --> 03:47:54,200
If you have people in a room for a ritual

5459
03:47:54,200 --> 03:47:56,200
Maybe like three people that have

5460
03:47:56,200 --> 03:47:58,200
Retarded to watch the first version we find

5461
03:47:58,200 --> 03:48:00,200
You don't get to the rituals until you're done tilling the fields

5462
03:48:00,200 --> 03:48:02,200
You don't get to the ritual

5463
03:48:02,200 --> 03:48:04,200
To like the third level

5464
03:48:04,200 --> 03:48:06,200
Each month there is a ritual virgin sacrifice

5465
03:48:06,200 --> 03:48:08,200
And we must do that

5466
03:48:08,200 --> 03:48:10,200
It could be a name

5467
03:48:10,200 --> 03:48:12,200
We must do that

5468
03:48:12,200 --> 03:48:14,200
It's imperative

5469
03:48:14,200 --> 03:48:16,200
Everything falls apart

5470
03:48:16,200 --> 03:48:18,200
You have the

5471
03:48:18,200 --> 03:48:20,200
Purple robes

5472
03:48:20,200 --> 03:48:22,200
And you have the porcelain mask

5473
03:48:22,200 --> 03:48:24,200
And you have

5474
03:48:24,200 --> 03:48:26,200
A room with

5475
03:48:26,200 --> 03:48:28,200
Camels around it

5476
03:48:28,200 --> 03:48:30,200
And also the room is shaped like a

5477
03:48:30,200 --> 03:48:32,200
The room is shaped like an auditorium

5478
03:48:32,200 --> 03:48:34,200
And like a college

5479
03:48:34,200 --> 03:48:36,200
It has the nice seats

5480
03:48:36,200 --> 03:48:38,200
And you just have the people going

5481
03:48:38,200 --> 03:48:40,200
You have this fucking

5482
03:48:40,200 --> 03:48:42,200
Wolf of Wall Street

5483
03:48:42,200 --> 03:48:44,200
Wolf of Wall Street

5484
03:48:44,200 --> 03:48:46,200
And you worship

5485
03:48:46,200 --> 03:48:48,200
The stock gods

5486
03:48:48,200 --> 03:48:50,200
It's an excuse

5487
03:48:50,200 --> 03:48:52,200
To have one a gang

5488
03:48:52,200 --> 03:48:54,200
Because who doesn't want a fucking gang

5489
03:48:54,200 --> 03:48:56,200
Gang gang

5490
03:48:56,200 --> 03:48:58,200
And two it's an excuse to have a cult

5491
03:48:58,200 --> 03:49:00,200
You're at the top of it, everybody's making food for you

5492
03:49:00,200 --> 03:49:02,200
Casey's too high for this

5493
03:49:02,200 --> 03:49:04,200
I don't know what the fuck is going on

5494
03:49:04,200 --> 03:49:06,200
Dude we're just trying to start a fucking cult here

5495
03:49:06,200 --> 03:49:08,200
We're trying to get out of working

5496
03:49:08,200 --> 03:49:10,200
Allegedly this is a joke

5497
03:49:10,200 --> 03:49:12,200
We're joking around

5498
03:49:12,200 --> 03:49:14,200
We're gonna actually start a cult

5499
03:49:14,200 --> 03:49:16,200
And I'll be like oh fuck

5500
03:49:16,200 --> 03:49:18,200
Come on

5501
03:49:18,200 --> 03:49:20,200
I just think as soon as anybody sees a porcelain mask

5502
03:49:20,200 --> 03:49:22,200
They're gonna

5503
03:49:22,200 --> 03:49:24,200
That's why they don't see it

5504
03:49:24,200 --> 03:49:26,200
That's the behind the door

5505
03:49:26,200 --> 03:49:28,200
Okay that's the thing like

5506
03:49:28,200 --> 03:49:30,200
Yeah and then all of a sudden if we don't

5507
03:49:30,200 --> 03:49:32,200
Sacrifice a virgin

5508
03:49:32,200 --> 03:49:34,200
Then we're gonna pass out

5509
03:49:34,200 --> 03:49:36,200
Sacrifice a virgin

5510
03:49:36,200 --> 03:49:38,200
And everybody can commit mass suicide

5511
03:49:38,200 --> 03:49:40,200
Because the fucking feds are on to us

5512
03:49:40,200 --> 03:49:42,200
We might as well kill everybody

5513
03:49:42,200 --> 03:49:44,200
And hide the evidence

5514
03:49:44,200 --> 03:49:46,200
This is for the betterment, you're trying to better yourself

5515
03:49:46,200 --> 03:49:48,200
You're not sacrificing anything

5516
03:49:48,200 --> 03:49:50,200
So everyone has to get ripped

5517
03:49:50,200 --> 03:49:52,200
That's a fucking thing

5518
03:49:52,200 --> 03:49:54,200
It's like fight club

5519
03:49:54,200 --> 03:49:56,200
You get a high protein diet

5520
03:49:56,200 --> 03:49:58,200
There's ritual fighting

5521
03:49:58,200 --> 03:50:00,200
You have ritual fighting

5522
03:50:00,200 --> 03:50:02,200
Ritual combat

5523
03:50:02,200 --> 03:50:04,200
And that's how you work your way out the ranks

5524
03:50:04,200 --> 03:50:06,200
That's surely not gonna cause any conflict within the community

5525
03:50:06,200 --> 03:50:08,200
It's basically like a jiu jitsu cult

5526
03:50:08,200 --> 03:50:10,200
That's the thing, you can settle your differences

5527
03:50:10,200 --> 03:50:12,200
Like fight club in the ritual combat

5528
03:50:12,200 --> 03:50:14,200
Exactly, and if you kill the man

5529
03:50:14,200 --> 03:50:16,200
Well then you have no more conflict

5530
03:50:16,200 --> 03:50:18,200
Yeah there's no conflict, he's dead

5531
03:50:18,200 --> 03:50:20,200
You guys are literally like describing the plot line

5532
03:50:20,200 --> 03:50:22,200
Of like doom now

5533
03:50:22,200 --> 03:50:24,200
And for the record

5534
03:50:24,200 --> 03:50:26,200
That's a cult

5535
03:50:26,200 --> 03:50:28,200
No, I see no similarities

5536
03:50:28,200 --> 03:50:30,200
But like ritual combat

5537
03:50:30,200 --> 03:50:32,200
And then like the guys who win, they get showered

5538
03:50:32,200 --> 03:50:34,200
In riches and women

5539
03:50:34,200 --> 03:50:36,200
We're gonna call ourselves the Fremen

5540
03:50:36,200 --> 03:50:38,200
We're gonna have

5541
03:50:38,200 --> 03:50:40,200
Project Mayhem

5542
03:50:40,200 --> 03:50:42,200
We're gonna have this guy who's in charge

5543
03:50:42,200 --> 03:50:44,200
We're gonna call him Muad'Dib

5544
03:50:44,200 --> 03:50:46,200
It's two in the morning bro, we gotta wrap this shit up

5545
03:50:46,200 --> 03:50:48,200
It is written

5546
03:50:48,200 --> 03:50:50,200
We're gonna work on this

5547
03:50:50,200 --> 03:50:52,200
Call off the air

5548
03:50:52,200 --> 03:50:54,200
Jesus Christ

5549
03:50:54,200 --> 03:50:56,200
Look us on Facebook

5550
03:50:56,200 --> 03:50:58,200
And be kind to yourselves

5551
03:50:58,200 --> 03:51:00,200
And each other

5552
03:51:00,200 --> 03:51:02,200
Fuck off

5553
03:51:02,200 --> 03:51:04,200
I'm just

5554
03:51:04,200 --> 03:51:06,200
For all we know, robots have souls

5555
03:51:06,200 --> 03:51:08,200
We just don't know if they do or don't

5556
03:51:08,200 --> 03:51:10,200
How do you know?

5557
03:51:10,200 --> 03:51:12,200
Have you ever been a cyborg

5558
03:51:12,200 --> 03:51:14,200
Or a robot?

5559
03:51:16,200 --> 03:51:18,200
You think we were the first ones to inhabit

5560
03:51:18,200 --> 03:51:20,200
This planet?

5561
03:51:20,200 --> 03:51:22,200
Fuck no

5562
03:51:22,200 --> 03:51:24,200
No, no, we are jumping down

5563
03:51:24,200 --> 03:51:26,200
This fucking rabbit hole

5564
03:51:26,200 --> 03:51:28,200
Yes we are

5565
03:51:28,200 --> 03:51:30,200
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

5566
03:51:30,200 --> 03:51:32,200
Extended episodes

5567
03:51:32,200 --> 03:51:34,200
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

5568
03:51:34,200 --> 03:51:36,200
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

5569
03:51:36,200 --> 03:51:38,200
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

5570
03:51:38,200 --> 03:51:40,200
Oh, they're killing

5571
03:51:40,200 --> 03:51:42,200
They're killing all the already born babies

5572
03:51:42,200 --> 03:51:44,200
And selling them to the Chinese

5573
03:51:44,200 --> 03:51:46,200
Aliens exist

5574
03:51:46,200 --> 03:51:48,200
Somewhere in China

5575
03:51:48,200 --> 03:51:50,200
Alright, in some days

5576
03:51:50,200 --> 03:51:52,200
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

5577
03:51:52,200 --> 03:51:54,200
Oh my god

5578
03:51:54,200 --> 03:51:56,200
Did they come from our planet?

5579
03:51:56,200 --> 03:51:58,200
Then they are extraterrestrials

5580
03:51:58,200 --> 03:52:00,200
They are aliens

5581
03:52:00,200 --> 03:52:02,200
I do not know

5582
03:52:02,200 --> 03:52:04,200
What the fuck

5583
03:52:04,200 --> 03:52:06,200
Are you guys mad?

5584
03:52:06,200 --> 03:52:08,200
Are you guys mad?

5585
03:52:08,200 --> 03:52:10,200
Are you guys mad?

5586
03:52:10,200 --> 03:52:12,200
We gotta go to the fucking moon

5587
03:52:12,200 --> 03:52:14,200
Because JFK

5588
03:52:14,200 --> 03:52:16,200
Got assassinated

5589
03:52:16,200 --> 03:52:18,200
By the fucking government

5590
03:52:18,200 --> 03:52:20,200
He got killed by the CIA

5591
03:52:20,200 --> 03:52:22,200
JFK was killed by the government

5592
03:52:22,200 --> 03:52:24,200
Before my eyes

5593
03:52:24,200 --> 03:52:26,200
While holding my head

5594
03:52:26,200 --> 03:52:28,200
I was thinking

5595
03:52:28,200 --> 03:52:30,200
Before my eyes

5596
03:52:30,200 --> 03:52:32,200
While holding their pulse

5597
03:52:32,200 --> 03:52:34,200
Feel them die of this virus

5598
03:52:34,200 --> 03:52:36,200
You feel bump bump bump

5599
03:52:36,200 --> 03:52:38,200
Nothing, they're fucking gone

5600
03:52:38,200 --> 03:52:40,200
I've seen it happen

5601
03:52:40,200 --> 03:52:42,200
I think that the government has

5602
03:52:42,200 --> 03:52:44,200
Taken it to the next level with the birds

5603
03:52:44,200 --> 03:52:50,200
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you

5604
03:52:50,200 --> 03:52:52,200
That you are going to be able to raise

5605
03:52:52,200 --> 03:52:54,200
And they are going to make them so fucking real

5606
03:52:54,200 --> 03:52:56,200
They're going to sink money into them

5607
03:52:56,200 --> 03:52:58,200
They know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

5608
03:52:58,200 --> 03:53:00,200
They're going to be able to convince you

5609
03:53:00,200 --> 03:53:02,200
That thing is fucking real

5610
03:53:02,200 --> 03:53:04,200
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry

5611
03:53:04,200 --> 03:53:06,200
But let me tell you, their technology

5612
03:53:06,200 --> 03:53:08,200
Is out to kill and violate

5613
03:53:08,200 --> 03:53:10,200
Which by the way big brother

5614
03:53:10,200 --> 03:53:12,200
Is the overlord Kiddles

5615
03:53:12,200 --> 03:53:14,200
We're only living in the third dimension

5616
03:53:14,200 --> 03:53:16,200
We're only living in the third dimension

5617
03:53:16,200 --> 03:53:26,200
Oh!

5618
03:53:46,200 --> 03:53:56,200
Oh!

5619
03:54:16,200 --> 03:54:18,200
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

5620
03:54:18,200 --> 03:54:20,200
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit

5621
03:54:20,200 --> 03:54:22,200
Just don't fucking get it

5622
03:54:22,200 --> 03:54:24,200
Everybody's like

5623
03:54:24,200 --> 03:54:26,200
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there

5624
03:54:26,200 --> 03:54:28,200
Fuck Trump right? Fuck Trump!

5625
03:54:28,200 --> 03:54:30,200
He's not the actual fucking leader

5626
03:54:30,200 --> 03:54:32,200
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates

5627
03:54:32,200 --> 03:54:34,200
It's fucking Elon Musk

5628
03:54:34,200 --> 03:54:36,200
It's everyone out there, everybody's like

5629
03:54:36,200 --> 03:54:38,200
Elon Musk is so cool

5630
03:54:38,200 --> 03:54:40,200
Everybody's saying

5631
03:54:40,200 --> 03:54:42,200
Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for it

5632
03:54:42,200 --> 03:54:44,200
An actual government

5633
03:54:44,200 --> 03:54:46,200
An actual government

5634
03:54:46,200 --> 03:54:48,200
Which is George Soros and all these fucking lackeys

5635
03:54:48,200 --> 03:54:50,200
That's the one that control fucking all of it

5636
03:54:50,200 --> 03:54:52,200
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking building

5637
03:54:52,200 --> 03:54:54,200
The pain, fucking, loss

5638
03:54:54,200 --> 03:55:22,200
Fucking loss