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I don't know, I looked up a couple of their songs and it just wasn't good.
And I'm like, oh, I see what's happening here.
I'm getting old.
Because I'm like, this song sucks, this is terrible.
How do people listen to this shit?
And then I'm like, oh, wait a second, this is what every boomer ever has said.
And it probably sounds good to younger people because they know it sounds like shit.
I don't know, I don't know.
Do you like it? Do you like Suicide Boys?
Yeah, I like Suicide Boys too.
Alright, here, let me find the song I was listening to.
Was it Antarctica?
And dude, I like a lot of different kinds of music and I just didn't like it.
They said when they started out, they wanted to make it big.
And if they didn't make it, by the time they were 30, they were going to kill themselves.
Oh wow.
Damn, lucky day.
Yeah, now they're 30.
And they also fucking released a song and they're like, if anybody fucking, if we die, don't release any fucking songs.
Oh yeah, I heard that.
Let's see.
Which one?
Thin Grey Line.
Oh yeah, that's the new one, right?
Thin Grey Line wasn't that great. I didn't like Thin Grey Line.
They got the fucking mic clicks in there.
You gotta hear the beat that we made, dude.
You just rhyme Mercedes with Mercedes.
What?
You just rhyme Mercedes with Mercedes.
Yeah, you can do that.
But that's like, I'm just like, that's like stupid.
Nah, you gotta do...
What's this?
What is this?
This is one of their songs, right?
Yeah.
Like, I feel like if you're gonna be a white dude rapping, you just have to be so much better.
Yeah, like, guilty kosher.
Yeah, like you just gotta be really fucking good.
Good deal.
And like...
Like Eminem.
This is one of the older ones.
This is one of their older ones.
Ooh.
What's that you've done?
I can vibe to this.
Yeah.
I was at the Toyota dealer the other day.
Nooooooooo!
The guy who brought my parts out had like, giant gauges, and a nose ring and taps.
Good for him.
Like, hand tats.
And he goes, he stops, he's like,
Yo, you hear that?
And I'm like, oh my god, why?
And he goes, it's Suicide Boys.
I know that jingle anyway.
It's like, I don't even know who the fuck they are.
This is like, this is literally last week before I even heard of them.
We play them all the time.
Yeah, we do.
Oh, really?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, I like this.
I don't like the other song.
This is dope, actually.
Let's see the other fucking one.
One that I liked was, what was that one that we were just listening to before?
Fucking, uh...
Burgundy. This one I didn't like either.
Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty.
Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty, that's a good one.
Look at that one.
Not even ghosts are this empty
So am I
I don't know, I just didn't like the rapping.
The Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty is probably my favorite one recently.
Let me see.
Not even ghosts are this empty.
And I go, ooh.
Well, Dan, what's going on with the stock market this week for you?
Oh, God.
You doing good?
Oh, God.
We'll talk about it.
The gods envy us.
They envy us because we're mortal.
Because any moment might be a loss.
What is... you're just stuffing money in there.
We need a digital songwriter.
I'm in it with my homie, you don't hear me, so I stick the wig.
Very bad.
Good.
Fucking Ghosts, man.
Stocks, baby.
Hell yeah.
I could literally go and come back and you guys would still be talking about stocks.
Fuck yeah.
No, there's really not a lot to talk about.
I mean, today, right?
Oh, today was a beautiful day, dude.
It was a horrible day if you're trying to make money.
Yeah, but today's not the day you make money.
Today's the day you buy.
Buy stuff.
Oh, dude, I loaded up.
I spent $26,000 on stocks.
I actually, no, I lied.
$24,000.
I was just looking for...
It was like, dude, I had my fucking shopping cart full.
I was like, I couldn't even fit anything else in the shopping cart.
And you still didn't buy any Shiba Inu.
I got $25 bucks of that.
That's not anything.
Try $2,500, bro.
Yeah, I got it spread out across a lot of things.
People are talking about Shiba Inu going up to like, you know, one cent, even if it goes up to a cent.
It's like a 3000% increase.
What would that make me with $25 on it?
Do we have an Echo?
I think we got feedback.
All right, check.
All right, so $25 investment.
Yeah.
Well, what's $25 times 3000%?
I don't know how to...
Times 3000%?
3000% or times 3000?
Oh, fuck to my eyes.
3000%.
Hold on a second.
You need some of this, brother.
Jesus, hold on one second.
So it would be...
Hold on, let me, I'm doing the cross multiplication.
God damn it, Casey.
You divide it by 100, right?
No, you don't.
You multiply it by 100.
3000 times 100.
Times 25.
No, that doesn't make sense.
That would be $7.5 million.
No, that doesn't make sense.
I did that math wrong.
I was giving me a headache.
All right, I'll look up the stock calculator.
Fucking Tesla was on sale, right?
Chipotle is going back down.
Tesla wasn't that on sale though, so I didn't put that much on it.
I put like four grand on it.
I bought it at 178 and it went up to like 185, right?
Yeah.
So I own it at 182 average price.
So if it goes up to 100...
Oh, God bless.
Oh, it looked like she didn't have arms for a second.
I was like, even better, baby.
Oh, baby.
Tyler knows how to distract me from stocks.
I do.
So if you buy Shiba at.0002.
That's pretty cool, right?
Which it is right now.
God, I love that.
And it goes up to one cent and you have $25.
Oh, this is a number of shares.
God damn it.
How many shares do you have?
How many Shiba Inus do you have?
Yeah, that's a good way to do it.
I can't even think of that right now.
No, I got it in the calculator.
I just got to know how many Shiba Inus you have.
I've got...
Let me see how many shibs I got.
I've got 1,052,000.
1 million?
Yeah.
That doesn't make sense.
This is a quantity, 1 million shibs.
Right?
How many shitcoins do you have?
That's $25?
Well, it was worth $25 when you guys told me to buy it.
Now it's worth $18.93.
What a great investment this is.
Oh, so you would make...
Negative $6.07 I fucking made.
Yeah, this is great.
If it went up to one cent, you would make $10,000 off your $25 investment.
Damn.
I'm not that excited about it.
I just don't trust it.
If it goes up to a dollar.
Then you would make fucking a million dollars.
If it went up to a dollar.
I don't know why I don't have $20,000 on Nvidia right now.
Because it's on sale.
It only goes in one direction.
It's not on sale.
It's the highest it's ever been, right?
No, no.
It's 130.
Oh, it dropped today.
Yeah.
So I own it at 133.
And what was the high today?
Today's high was 141.
So it's $10 on sale.
Why wouldn't you put 20,000 bucks on that?
Why would you put 20,000 on Shiba inu?
Because it's like, you know what, dude?
I would rather go to the bank and get a bucket of $1 bills and just flush them down the toilet one at a time.
And just you'd be further ahead, I promise you, than putting any amount of money on fucking Shiba inu.
I'm going to be rolled in the dough.
I'm going to roll up in a fucking Corvette, a Rari.
You ain't going to know who it is.
Look, I'm not saying it's out of the realm of possibility, but it's pretty out there, dude.
Why is it out there?
Look at the graph.
No, look at the graph for Shiba.
Right?
It went up this year even, it went up from basically 0.000009 to 0.0003, which is a 300% increase.
But dude, this is like...
Could have tripled your money this year.
It only has value if people put money into it.
Like if other people...
But it has no intrinsic value.
It does.
It's a Shiba.
You can buy things.
You're not going to be able to go into stores one day and be like, yeah, how many Shibs for this Red Bull?
Okay, fine.
What's your coin, your wallet address?
You don't have one, right?
I don't know what it is.
I'll send you fucking 10,000 Shibas right now.
Dude, 10,000 Shibas is like nothing.
It's less than a cent, right?
Dude, it's fucking nothing.
Oh man.
Let's see, Chipotle.
Chipotle is...
Oh, wow.
I bought some today.
We're up $2.46.
It's coming back.
Nice.
Reddit, I own Reddit.
Let's see, 80 shares.
I just bought a buttload of Reddit.
80 shares at 59 bucks.
Let's see.
Is it just me or are we still getting feedback?
Yeah, my mic's kind of...
I think my mic cord's being fucky.
Yeah, 57, almost 58 shares in a video at 133.
Great.
Yeah.
Fucking amazing.
Let's see.
I fucking hate this show.
25 shares of Apple.
Why do I even show up with Dally Max not here?
All right, all right, Tyler.
Get away from the stocks.
Here's a question that they were actually talking about one time on What Say You podcast.
Would you date a girl or would you still be with your girlfriend if she got David Hasselhoff
tattooed on her chest with his naked penis?
Whereabouts on her chest?
Just David Hasselhoff across her chest.
Is it on one tit or is it dead center, his wieners hanging out?
No, his wieners on her stomach.
Long ways or sideways?
What are we talking about?
Is it a comically large David Hasselhoff penis?
Because that could be kind of funny.
No, it's just probably David Hasselhoff on the chest and then his wiener on the stomach.
It goes from here down, I think?
Are his legs spread out or is he laying across her tits?
What if it was like he was like her body, so like his arms were her arms?
That's quite funny.
And there's just a giant dick on the stomach.
I think it'd be pretty funny.
Would that be a deal breaker for you?
At this point, no.
At this point?
How about you, Dan?
I don't know, man. Little things like that turn me off.
Little things?
Yeah.
That's a little?
What's a big thing to you, Dan?
Holy shit, what's considered a big thing?
What if she had a tattoo of her dead grandmother on her back?
It depends on what her grandma looked like.
Is it like her grandmother during World War II?
Right.
Or is it her grandmother during the final stages of her death?
No, it's like her old ass grandma.
Dude, I don't know.
Dan's in the old ladies.
I am, but it's like there's eye-gut limits.
So what if she's pointing at you like this on the back?
Is it like an old lady with a fucking puffy white afro?
Would you aim for it?
No. No. No, that's deplorable.
No, it's not.
No, I'm good. Yeah, weird tattoos, bro.
Okay, so what's the weirdest tattoo you've seen in person?
The weirdest tattoo I've seen in person?
Well, it was on a relative.
She had a tattoo of Taz.
The Tasmanian devil?
Yeah, but that was before she gained like 500 pounds.
So as she gained weight, it just stretched out.
So it was like on her calf too.
So it was just this stretched out distorted fucking Taz tattoo.
That's actually really funny.
I think the weirdest one that I saw is somebody got roses tattooed on her underarm like this,
and it went into her armpit and out like that.
Roses?
Yeah, and I'm like, it looked like an onion.
Would you date a girl that had snakes coming out of her vagina?
Like tattooed or actual snakes?
No, like tattoos of snakes.
Yeah, I don't care.
Yeah, absolutely. That seems like it'd be kind of hot actually.
I kind of like that one.
Fuck.
What's the weirdest tattoo you've seen in person?
I haven't seen any weird tattoos in person I don't think.
Not that I can think of.
You fucking definitely have.
Fuck, dude.
Nothing that sticks out.
So let's talk about this plane crash, dude.
What plane crash?
The plane crash that happened like two days ago or three days ago?
Oh, yeah.
How would you save that?
Dude, I mean, you don't even know what happened yet.
There's these fucking boomers on YouTube.
This one boomer I'm fighting with.
He's like, she didn't do any engine control procedures.
I've been flying planes since 1956 and they're just letting anybody through.
I'm like, dude, literally the government is investigating it and they said they're not going to know for 18 to 24 months.
So how the fuck do you know what happened?
18 months?
18 to 24 months.
That's wild.
Yeah, well, they go through everything, dude.
They go through it with a fine tooth comb because they want...
It's an aviation fucking thing.
Yeah, they want to make sure that it doesn't happen again.
Well, it's going to happen again.
Yeah, those planes are just like those multi-engine little planes.
They drop out of the sky like fucking rocks.
It has no lift anymore after the engine.
There's no glide.
They just don't have a glide ratio.
They're just so fucking heavy.
They're all fucking engine, dude.
The engine is what pulls that thing through the fucking air.
Do they have the boat rudders on it?
Boat rudders?
The thing that you land on the water with?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, this was like a medium-sized small plane.
It was actually considered a large small plane.
But it looks like she tried to turn back towards the airport, which below a thousand feet, that's called the impossible term.
Because if you have an engine failure on takeoff and you're below a thousand feet, the math doesn't work out for you to make it back to the airport.
Right, because when you turn, the airspeed is going to drop all the way.
Airspeed is going to drop.
You're going to lose lift.
Yeah, so it doesn't work.
I mean, people have done it, but more than likely, it's just not going to work.
So what should you do if you have engine failure that low?
I mean, you've got to land it somewhere else.
You've got to go straight ahead.
But she could have had a failure of the control surfaces.
So she could have had a problem with the elevator.
She could have had a problem with the ailerons.
No, you don't fucking know.
It sounded like, did you see the video of the plane crashing?
Yeah, I couldn't really see much.
It was just like a cloud of smoke.
Yeah, it just like, dude, it literally like it wasn't going forward at all.
It just fell like hit like at a 45 degree angle to the ground.
It fell out of the sky.
It just fell out of the fucking sky.
Yeah, there was zero lift.
So it was definitely stalled.
I mean, dude, the girl, she knew what she was doing.
She had a transport pilot certificate.
So an airline transport pilot certificate, which is the highest.
She had the highest rating you can get as a pilot.
Oh, like a commercial pilot?
Yeah.
So she knew what she was doing.
So it's not like, oh, it was just like, you know, this boomer online is like, oh,
they're just letting anybody through these days.
It's like, no, dude, she knew what she was doing.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I guess we'll see.
But they say she steered it away from like hitting houses and stuff like that.
Yeah. Like it literally, if you looked at the map and where it fell or where it crashed,
a hundred feet one direction, you would have hit a fucking like place where kids
play sports and shit like the indoor dome thing.
The other way you would hit a fucking newspaper processing plant and then everywhere else.
Times Union.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then everywhere else you'd fucking hit residential.
So she could have hit my house.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's luck.
I don't think I don't think she was trying to do anything.
I don't think she had enough time to even think of that.
Yes.
But whatever it was, it landed in the exact area that it needed to crash land.
Right.
One person died.
Dude, it was like there's like a field there.
Yeah.
Like nowhere else.
Yeah.
Yeah. It was it was like a miracle that landed.
Yeah.
Damn.
So have you seen fucking this shit with Joe Biden fucking, you know, corpse fucking
looking at shit like at the the Juneteenth fucking like thing that he was doing?
Before we get into that, I want to say something about McDonald's.
I'm just joking.
I'm joking.
I'm just joking.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Go ahead about Juneteenth.
Yeah.
Fucking Joe Biden was at like a Juneteenth rally.
I still get picked up.
Yeah.
So he was at a Juneteenth like rally and he was just fucking going like this.
He's a fucking and like they're like, all right, we're going to do like a dance with
everybody and like everybody's just like, you know, doing dances and he is gone.
Dude, he's he's on he's got to be on Denapazel or whatever the fuck.
You know what that is?
Denapazel or Althor.
Yeah.
You know, you know, he's juiced up on that.
For sure.
But it's not working.
Do you do stuff on that?
He's the walking dead, bro.
He is the walking dead.
There's no way he can win.
There's no fucking way.
Even liberals and like the hardline Democrats like Joe Biden should not be a president right
now.
Right.
But it's like, dude, like just come out with like a normal looking human.
Yeah.
Gavin Newsom.
Right.
If he ran, people would vote for him just because like they don't care that he fucked
up all of California.
They don't care about that shit.
People don't.
They just care about what you look like.
Oh, fuck that guy.
And how you talk and how you act.
Yeah.
But I mean, if they were smart, I don't understand why they're not.
This is my fucking thing.
If I'm a Democrat, liberal, whatever, let Trump win this.
Like just fucking just lay off.
Let Trump win it.
So then he's not in the fucking races for the next fucking forever because to like,
that's what I thought.
If I was a fucking Democrat, like person in like the higher ups, I'd be like, just let
him have four more years and then we'll start fresh.
Well, because no matter what, even if Trump loses again, he's going to run again and they're
going to it's going to be a nightmare.
Or he's fucking 85 years old.
He's going to run again, though.
Listen, just fucking just have him do it.
And then then you then I feel like it'll be a hard reset at the end.
You know what the other thing is, is like we're coming up on a fucking like terrible
market.
Yeah.
Right.
And it's like, it's fucking fantastic with the market.
Well, the thing is, is like it's inevitable.
Like, we're going into a recession or we're already in one.
Right.
So, I mean, you don't want to be holding the fucking it's like musical chairs.
You don't want to be the party that's responsible for the fucking recession.
You know, so it's like it's almost like they're not even fucking trying, dude.
You know, what are you going to do?
Are you going to sell your stocks before the recession happens?
No.
Well, we won't talk about that because Tyler's going to have a fucking panic attack.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, it's just changing of the season.
Do something else for a while.
Put all your money in treasury bills.
I don't know.
You know, or do you think there's any fucking way that that fucking Biden wins anyway?
I do.
I don't know how you won last time.
I don't know.
I like as much as a fucking conspiracy theorist thing.
Like I think they did steal it from Trump because I don't know anybody who voted for
fucking Biden.
I don't know a single person who voted for Biden.
I do.
I know people that were just sick of the mayhem with Trump.
No, but like even people who didn't even vote for Trump, they voted third party.
I don't know people who voted for fucking Biden at all.
Like Biden was not the fucking choice to make.
Yeah.
I said this before.
He had three million likes on Facebook and Trump had like 80 million.
And it's like, dude, nobody even likes you.
They don't even like your fucking Facebook.
Like there's not.
But also if you think about it, think about the the amount of people that were following
Donald Trump versus the amount of people that were following fucking Biden, like the amount
of people that are following Biden, because even if you're hate following Trump, you're
still seeing his fucking things and you're interacting with them.
Like Biden is such as fucking nothing that it's not even like I don't like I haven't
even looked at Biden's fucking social media at all.
I still look at Trump because fucking hilarious.
Right.
Like he'll just fucking like say some really unhinged shit.
Like even if you don't like Trump, like some of the unhinged shit that he says on social
media, I think that's why he gets so many likes because it's just fucking so out there
where he's like Rosie O'Donnell.
I fucking hate her guts.
I want her to die.
She's a pig.
She's ugly.
I hate her.
And it's just that was a president that was just fucking posting that.
I know.
Covfefe.
I don't know if Biden has anything to say in his tweets.
Like I don't know if there's anything going on in his head anymore.
He's just reading off a prompt.
Also, if we're going into a barren market and we're going into like possible global
conflict, I'd rather have Trump at the wheel than fucking Biden.
Yeah.
Because at least with Trump, people were scared of us because even if he wasn't a good leader,
he's so unhinged that he would just fucking nuke a country because they looked at him
wrong.
Yeah.
But then they do cause.
Yeah.
It's a bad day.
I there's probably people that wouldn't even follow his orders.
If he was like, nuke them, they'd be like, no, no.
The CIA is the real people in charge of the government.
Yeah.
The CIA wanted somebody out of the presidency.
There wouldn't be.
It wouldn't be something.
It's just a fucking it's a it's a it's a nightmare.
It's a goddamn nightmare.
The world is a fucking mess.
I hate being alive in the time I am.
Me too.
Yeah, it's terrible.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's awful.
It's like we're going into fucking A.I. is going to be running everything.
I know.
Fucking sex robots that look like fucking porn stars.
Bro, we're going to make porn addiction so much worse.
I'm trying to fucking stop.
Would you have something else that's better to be addicted to, Casey, than the beauty
of the human body?
Jesus.
God, don't beat yourself up over it.
Jesus fucking stock market.
I don't know, too.
That's not that's that's my livelihood.
What are going to be fucking robots?
Morally, morally, robot strippers.
Yeah, I can't fucking wait.
What are you talking about?
What are you like?
Is that like a question you ask?
There's going to be no human drive to reproduce anymore.
Huh?
Is it cheating if you're fucking a robot?
Yes.
No, there's there's going to be no human drive to reproduce anymore because everybody can
just go out and fuck robots.
Dude, they're going to get so fucking real.
This sounds like the beginning of the podcast.
They're going to be so real.
Who said that?
Ali Mack or was it you?
I don't know.
Talking about the birds, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the birds aren't birds not being real.
Blood guts, no circuitry.
Is that what he says?
Yeah.
Like if you shoot a bird, it'll just fucking explode.
The same thing applies to this sex robot.
Sex robot blood guts, no circuitry.
People are going to be coming in robots and there's going to be fucking no population
left on the common robots.
They take the seed, the semen, and they store it and then they can keep it like, you know,
in like their thing and then they can donate it to fucking.
So you don't even have to pay to fuck a robot.
The robot pays you to fuck it so it can keep your phone.
No, I think what you should do is you come in the robot and then they take it and they
could test it and see how good your DNA is.
And they can take like two people's DNA that have like good genes and we can make super
humans.
But like how would you get the egg?
Are there like, there's like the male like sex bot just like suck out an egg?
No, and then they put the fucking embryo back in the robot and they make like a robot with
a uterus that can carry an artificial artificially carry a human carry to term and then have
it birth the super humans.
And then we send them to war.
Child retard soldiers.
Jesus, I just don't think I can.
I look, I can't wait until the fucking sex bots look like real checks.
What if you could get a custom made or like they have like a thing like, you know, like
in the movies where they have like the like the alternate camo thing, like where like
they could like change like their entire thing.
Like, I want a fucking tatted up girl and it just fucking has it.
Then like it like does like a shimmy and like it fucking gets like tattoos and you can inflate
the like tits and shit.
It's common, bro.
It's common.
Wait, give it 10 years, dude.
I don't think it's gonna be that short.
No, give it 10 years.
That's all I'm saying.
Dude, have you seen the fucking semen receptacles in fucking Japan?
Semen receptacles.
It's an actual thing.
So so they have a super low birthrate in Japan because men aren't dating women over there.
They're just they're just being alone.
They choose to be alone.
Yeah.
So they so they have like these things where you can like it's like a fucking like little
thing that like is like a vagina that like moves back and forth like basically like a
super flashlight where you can stand there and it like fucking you come into it and then
it takes the fucking semen and like bottles it up and like shit.
And then they then females who want to have kids but don't want to date anybody because
all the men are not dating anybody but they want to have kids.
It helps boost their their their childbirth rate.
That's so sadistic.
Just have sex.
They just fucking find somebody at the sake bar.
Japanese people don't even need to have sex anymore.
They're just fucking fucking super flashlight and then you know knock each other up.
It's fucking wild.
Do they have fucking love hotels in fucking Japan?
Like cheating is like accepted in Japan as long as it's like fucking like.
I don't know about that.
No it is.
No it actually is.
Yeah.
As long as it's with like I don't say a hooker.
Yeah.
As long as it's with somebody from a brothel it doesn't count.
Yeah.
The women don't even care.
Yeah because they're they're like they're like because the men like the women eventually
just like don't want to have sex anymore like in Japan.
So they're like so the men go to these fucking like love hotels fuck a like prostitute pretty
much and then then they go on their way and like it's so common in Japan.
Like it's just it's not it's like accepted at this point.
Yeah.
It's fucking wild there.
I was watching like interviews.
You saw that video with like women on the street.
Yeah.
And they're like would you consider cheating if your husband or boyfriend is sleeping with
a girl at a brothel.
And they're like no.
I just like they're so stressed from their job.
Like I would hate to live in Japan because these guys look like they hate their fucking
lives.
They fucking work themselves to death then they fuck prostitutes go home to a wife that
hates them and kids that hate them.
Like what the fuck.
That seems like a miserable life.
I don't think it's all like that.
I mean they're doing something right because they're all fucking 110 pounds.
So everybody's in Asia is super skinner.
It's genetics.
No it's not having a culture of obesity like America.
It's also genetics.
I think I think it is a lot of.
No they're definitely fat.
Traditional diet because a lot of their diet is just what they traditionally would have
eaten for the last like thousands of years.
So like that's like Dan's right on that one.
Like it's just pretty much like the same thing that they've ate.
They didn't change their diets.
We as Americans fucking eat every other cultures fucking meals constantly.
So it's like our like if we ate what we like what quote unquote white people were supposed
to eat from like genetic like white people food genetic makeup we just be eating fucking
potatoes right like homemade bread and like raw milk right and like like fucking fish
like yeah that's why Taco Bell burned your stomach so much.
No but like like seriously like as like genetically like you're so like like white people are
only really supposed to eat fucking baked potatoes.
Yeah I can hate baked potatoes baked potatoes like milk like fucking like beef like pork.
They're just like basic staples.
Yeah that's like what like we're not supposed to be able to eat fucking like you know fucking
fried dough and pizza and corn.
You can't digest corn.
It's just a filler.
I don't know man.
You get some nutrients out of it.
I don't know.
Did the Native Americans digest corn.
I don't know.
Dude you got to think like that shit is one of the easiest grains to fucking harvest.
Like do you like if you had to harvest like wheat do you know how fucking hard that is
like just to make a loaf of bread.
It would take like you want like one person.
It would take you like six months to like grow the wheat just to make one one loaf of
bread.
And then to separate like the wheat from the chaff.
Yeah.
Right.
Dude it's so labor intensive.
But the thing is.
There's no way people could eat as much.
But back in the back in the day though they wouldn't just do it at once.
They would have it from like they'd keep they'd keep tilling the fucking the grain and stuff
but they'd have this stuff from before and like even like stuff that their parents grew
and shit like it doesn't like it wouldn't just be like it would be you wouldn't just
like start like making or like start the process type thing.
You'd already have it started because humanity from like when you first started like it just
keeps getting handed down to the generations like you wouldn't have to restart the whole
fucking thing.
Yeah.
But I mean you still have to like till the field and grow it.
Yeah.
But like you'd have like stockpiles or you're supposed to have stockpiles if you didn't
have stockpiles you would die in the winter anyways.
Right.
But you like you do that shit and you're like OK this is what I'm doing today.
I have to go fucking like money really wasn't that big of a deal back then because you had
all the things that you needed like for for necessity and then you would just trade for
for other shit like I think money.
Did you say trade?
I'm going to put a bullet in your fucking head.
Talking about trade now.
No but we got to get back to what the show was all about before the stock talk took over.
But like you go through and like it's insane like money when we when we started going with
like fucking cash money and then to the fucking like paperless money what we have now with
like the fucking credit card and stuff farming and like other stuff became almost not obsolete
but like less like widespread because oh I can just buy this now I don't have to grow
it myself.
Literally everybody used to be farmers.
Now farmers make up like a very slim population because you're like oh I can just go to the
fucking supermarket like I think supermarkets are great but I also feel like supermarkets
made fucking society kind of just like go downwards.
Well dude people just people don't know what it's like to be hungry.
Yeah.
Like most people because it's like calories are so available.
Dude the supply chain shut off.
People are gonna starve to death.
Like it's it's not gonna be good dude.
Like people have no idea.
Most people in their lives have never missed a meal.
Right.
Never.
They don't even so it's just gonna be like nuclear a nuclear meltdown dude.
People are just gonna like.
Okay after they go three meals like after they've missed three meals reality is just
gonna set in dude.
Oh it's gonna be panic.
It's gonna be absolute panic.
They say that we're seven seven meals away right like each person missing seven meals
away from the country dissolving.
So if that were to happen if people were to miss seven meals it's over.
It's two days.
Yeah it's over.
That's it.
It's done.
It's absolute chaos.
Like if everybody in the world died you wouldn't know like I wouldn't know how to make bread
like I wouldn't know how to like grind up wheat.
It's like pretty simple things.
I guess I could.
I wouldn't know how to like grow wheat you know.
I have potatoes growing in my backyard.
Dude potatoes like literally so many people exist just because of the potato.
Yeah.
Like when they had a problem with.
It's a bland fucking thing but I'd be like I could survive off of potatoes.
Dude it's like they're so nutritious though.
That's why like Ireland had the potato famine because the potato just allowed for such cheap
available calories.
Yeah.
Like you can't you couldn't like raise that many chickens to get that.
Oh no.
No.
It was just so easy like the things fucking start growing other potatoes on the countertop.
They start sprouting off with the fuck you know what I mean.
Those are probably the easiest food.
Now we can just fucking grow chickens with no arms and legs no eyes.
Explain that to me.
That doesn't exist.
Reeling tubes down their neck holes.
In case you're trying to convince me that these chickens are growing like fucking lab
grown chickens with no eyes.
Look KFC uses them.
No they don't.
It's not it's a lie.
You made the whole thing.
They're test tube chickens.
So let's take a dark turn here boys.
You have a fucking brutal form of cancer.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What the fuck?
Pancreatic cancer.
You have a brutal form of cancer that you know you're going to die from.
Do you want your family there with you or do you want to not watch them?
Do you want them to watch you suffer?
I'm going to make them watch every fucking second of it.
Or do you want them to not be there like to watch you?
Dude it's about me.
Baby I'm the one dying.
Yeah bro.
Come walk them to the show.
I just hopped in a fucking wagon.
Come and see.
I just fucking hopped in a wagon and gunned it 300 miles an hour until I crashed.
Also I wanted to do that and I wanted to get into the question.
Do you think it's morally ethical to have human euthanasia?
Yeah.
Oh for sure dude.
Because I fucking talked to so many people who are just like it's morally unethical.
I'm like listen if you see somebody die a fucking painful fucking stage four cancer
death there's no fucking cure for it and they're just going to suffer for the next fucking
six months or you can put them to sleep and they don't wake up.
That seems more morally fucking justified to me.
Bro I read this article about a girl who got euthanized for like depression basically.
She couldn't get over the depression.
I think that's too far.
If you're like if it's like an actual like fucking disease.
Non-responsive to therapy or something.
Yeah.
That's too far.
That's too far I feel like.
I feel like there should be like checks and balances on it like everything.
But like with that I'm like dude what the fuck man.
We put down dogs we don't put down people.
What's the big discrepancy there type thing?
I thought killing was wrong.
I thought you were pro-life Tyler.
In the Bible there is mercy killings.
It's okay to kill old people.
It's okay to kill fetuses.
Yes.
It's okay to kill sick people because they won't have a good life.
It's not okay to kill fetuses.
Sick people who will never get better.
Well what if it's a fetus that you know will be in poverty and won't have a good life.
That doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if you're in poverty.
Just because you're in poverty doesn't mean that your fucking your life's awful.
What if it's an incest baby?
Jesus.
Christ Casey.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What if it's an incest child?
What do you think about that huh?
Dude I was wondering like what they do what they did back in the day when people were
paralyzed like quadriplegics like back in like ancient times.
Oh they shot them.
Like do you think that they like somebody cared for them 24-7 and bathed them?
No like Native Americans if you were like hurt like paralyzed and like some sort of
like thing they would let you they'd lead you out into the forest and let you die out
in the woods.
They would just kill you.
Really?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Like they wouldn't like just straight up kill you but they'd lead you out into the woods
and like let you starve.
Or if you like had downs or something you were like the Oracle where you like could like
predict the future.
You could predict the future yeah.
Like people with like mental disabilities were like seen as like seers back then.
Like schizophrenics were like fucking like they saw they're talking to God.
Dude you never know everything exists for a reason man.
You know?
So are we going to talk about what happened last week with the with the collar beeping?
No that's right we don't need to bring that up again.
That was just the fucking flashback dude.
That was just your PTSD.
I apologize.
I don't I didn't.
It just sounds like it sounded like the tones at the place that I used to work.
I say we do a episode where we have a segment that's a roast where we just fucking roast
each other.
I feel like that would be the final episode.
That would be so funny.
I feel like we do that every week anyways.
I know but we got to like set it up like a roast.
Dude no I don't think it's a good idea.
I know because.
I just roast Ali back.
I mean everything you say should be true but not everything that's true should be said.
I mean I don't care.
You can say anything you want about me.
Let's not let's not do it.
I I don't think it's a good idea.
What topics do you guys got?
Dude.
Go ahead Dan.
I actually I started a sentence with nothing to say.
I don't know.
I don't know how that sentence is going to end.
You ever see this guy named Roy Sullivan.
He's a park ranger in like Montana or something that got struck by lightning nine times.
Oh yeah.
I've heard of that guy.
Yeah.
Dude his fucking Wikipedia page is crazy.
Yeah dude they do got struck by lightning like nine times and still fucking alive.
I mean that's what he says.
He's probably like a super fucking whacker and he's like just wants to be like the center
of attention.
No.
So I got hit by lightning again guys.
Oh yeah dude again.
It keeps happening.
Isn't that crazy.
You got struck by lightning eight.
Wait how many times.
The Yankees lost fucking seven times.
Five.
What.
The Yankees lost 17 to five.
Oh that sucks.
Wow.
I mean that happens sometimes.
So he got burnt.
He got struck by lightning like when he was young 1969.
He was like driving.
He was just out in the field.
The next time he was like riding in a car as he got the car got struck by lightning
because I thought if you sit in cars supposed to like protect you from lightning.
It does but you can't touch anything metal in the car.
Well this dude got struck by lightning while he was in the car.
It burnt off his eyebrows and eyelashes and set his hair on fire.
Then the next time he was struck by on the front yard the lightning hit a nearby power
transformer and jumped to his left shoulder.
That was it again.
He was working as a park ranger.
Although he was never a fearful man after the fourth strike he began to believe that
some force was trying to destroy him.
He acquired a fear of death.
For months whenever he was caught in a storm while driving his truck he would pull over
and lie down on the front seat until the storm passed.
He also began to believe he would somehow attract lightning even if he stood in a crowd
of people carried a can of water with him in case his hair was set on fire.
When he was out on patrol in the park and he saw a storm cloud and he drove quickly
away.
The cloud he said later seemed to follow him.
When he finally thought he'd run it he thought it was safe to leave his truck.
Soon after he was struck by lightning again he actually saw the bulb that hit him.
He took out the can of water from his truck poured over his head and put out his hair
which was on fire.
His seventh time he was struck in a fresh water pool.
Lightning hit the top of his head set his hair on fire and burnt his chest and stomach.
Sullivan turned to his car when something unexpected occurred.
A bear approached the pond and tried to steal trout from his fishing line.
Sullivan had the strength and courage to strike the bear with a tree branch despite the fact
his hair was on fire.
He claimed that this was the 22nd time he hit a bear with a stick in his life.
All seven strikes were documented by a superintendent of Shenandoah National Park.
So he fucking says he's the coming from the guy that says they wait hasn't however was
never present at any of the reported strokes.
Of course.
He's like what did he fucking do to make it look like he got struck.
He probably set his own fucking hair on fire dude and then said I go look I got hit by
lightning.
Look it happened again dude.
Dude you want to know how this guy died.
At the same time a fucking bear attack.
You want to know how this guy died after all that.
How?
Self-inflicted gunshot wound at the age of 71.
He was so afraid I think he was just so afraid of getting struck by lightning.
He's like I'm done.
Well dude I mean you get hit that many fucking times.
Where was he a park ranger?
He died in 1983.
Shenandoah National Park Lake Virginia.
Well isn't that up in the mountains?
Dude maybe there's maybe there's something to it.
The Shenandoah Mountains.
Up in the Blue Ridge.
Up there in the Blue Ridge those brown those we'll use this as a transition to the spooky
shit.
Brown mountain lights.
Yeah after you guys have probably heard of them.
Yeah it's down there in Appalachia.
Yeah the ghost lights.
Yeah they see those down in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
I feel like every woods has its own like creepy vibe you know.
Oh yeah.
Like I've been in the Adirondacks enough where I don't really really feel the creepy vibe
anymore in the Adirondacks but there's people who aren't from like around here they're like
the fucking Adirondacks are fucking scary dude.
Yeah I'm like I never got that.
I went to the Pine Bearings a few months ago like down in New Jersey.
Pine Bearings is fucking creepy.
I don't know what the fuck's up with those woods.
There's something in them woods bro.
Yeah dude there's like I've always felt like in New York State there's like a spirit.
In the woods.
Like an underlying tone.
Oh no he was so lonely because people avoided them in the later years of life because they
were afraid they were gonna be struck by lightning if they were next to him.
Stop.
Yeah.
Yeah okay.
This guy's like got some fucking he's a storyteller.
Was a storyteller.
Oh yeah I was.
But um yeah dude there's just like there's a vibe around here you can feel it and it's
like I don't know how to describe it and I don't know if it's actually necessarily even
just around here.
It's just like nature has this vibe about it.
It's just like it just kind of reminds you that like that's where you're going.
Like that's where you came from and that's where you're going back to.
It's also like where you're not the top dog out here type thing.
The ground.
Not really.
There's something there's like.
Hikesy.
There's like an energy.
There's like a spirit that's like it's been there forever and it's older than time itself.
You know and it's just like it's like yeah you enjoy your life now but.
Did you know that.
It's just a flash in the fucking pan.
You know that almost every prolific cult leader in the United States spent significant times
in upstate New York.
Almost every single one of them.
Really.
Yeah look it up Dan.
Must just be.
Look it up Casey.
That just must be a coincidence.
No look it up Casey.
Look up Charles Manson.
No look up cult leaders in upstate New York.
Like it's like an actual like well documented thing that most cult leaders have spent significant
time in upstate New York.
I think something in these woods fucking changes people man.
You know.
Oh.
The Manson cult.
So part of new upstate New York.
I thought they were in California.
Yeah but they did.
They were in upstate New York for a while.
What was his deal.
Why was he fucking killing people.
He wanted to start a race war.
Oh yeah.
Helter Skelter and all that fucking shit.
Helter Skelter.
Yep there is a there's a lot of cult activity associated with upstate New York.
Yep.
The only one I knew about was the Nexus.
Nexium.
Nexium yeah.
I think that's an actual thing.
So Justin Timberlake got arrested.
Yeah he did.
Do you see that shit Dan?
DWI.
Yeah.
This is going to ruin the world.
This is going to ruin the world tour.
This is her new line.
Yep this is going to ruin the world tour.
This is a great line.
This is what I go home and rub it out to.
Good for you.
There you go buddy.
Pilot women.
That's so fucking weird.
No I'm just joking.
God damn though.
What kind of dragon.
Alright let's take a break.
We'll be back.
We'll be back man.
Alright let's take a break.
We'll be.
Jeopardy.
Yeah Dan.
Yeah.
We'll do Jeopardy when we come back.
Yeah we're kind of dragging.
Me too.
We'll be back on Untold Podcast.
Welcome back to Untold Podcast.
Welcome to Jeopardy.
Guys you need to wake up.
Hit those smelling salts.
Champions we're all going to hit the smelling salts.
Wake up.
Today on the show.
You got your eight time winner Dan the stock man.
Give me that shit.
What?
Wow.
Hey, that's good.
That's your 21 time winner Tyler.
Which one?
No, no, I'm going back and you pull off another one today.
I don't think I got it in me but
Depending on the categories
All right
Categories they are capital and the largest city
For that one, I'm gonna give you either the capital or largest city and you gotta give me the other one
high crime what
Capital I give you the capital or the largest city. Oh, you have the opposite. You gotta give me the other one. Okay, that's fucking
Yeah, high crimes high crimes
protagonists
brand slogans
pseudosciences
And the sunshine state
You damn fucker you last evening
Ah Dan's pick first. Oh
Let's do
What was the
Sunshine State
Sunshine State for 200 the most southern point in the continental US is in this island city
What is?
In this island city the most southern point
What is Key West Key West Oh
Like it what is sunshine state, baby
What is Florida?
400 the city hosts popular amusement parks such as Harry Potter world. What is Orlando?
Sunshine State, baby
600 the closest airport to Miami executive
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to the closest airport to Miami executive. Is this international airport located north of Miami?
Say the question repeat the question the closest airport to Miami executive is this international airport located north of Miami
I
Don't know what is Fort Lauderdale
Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten that sunshine state baby 800 winner of the Sunshine State in the 2000 US presidential election after a close vote
Is George W. Bush
Because it was a fucking controversial thing because his brother fucking Jeff. All right. All right next question
Tyler
What's the what's the category again capital in largest city high crimes?
protagonist brand slogan
Wager up to a thousand
For a thousand
So
Protagonist you have to tell me what?
Protagonist this is from from yeah, Tony Montana. What is Scarface Scarface?
For 800 James McGill
Better call Saul
I
600 Holden Caulfield
Catcher in the ride
400 John Kramer
No
It's not the protagonist that's Cosmo
Saw
What I got left in 200 200 Katniss Everdeen
Oh, yeah series
You want to get technical
Another category so yeah, and what's the school capital in largest cities high crimes brand slogans pseudosciences
Sunshine State you got 1000 Dan's got 600
I'll do son. I will do brands for a thousand thousand. Where's the beef?
Let's go places come on
Say it again, let's go places
600 600 what's in your wallet with into it turbo tax?
Oh
Say it again
I'm gonna get the card. That's your card. No, what's the American Express Express? No?
What's in your wallet capital one?
What's the score now zero to zero
Oh, we're back on even playing.
Really?
What's the highest in slogans?
Four hundred, four hundred before under daily double.
You got up to a thousand thousand.
Think outside the bond.
God damn it.
Are you fucking with me outside the bond?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What is Burger King?
Nope.
It's Taco Bell.
God damn it.
Why couldn't I get that one?
All right, we'll do it for two thousand two hundred.
Two hundred.
Think different.
These advertisements must not be that good.
Think different Apple.
I was thinking it was like one of like the Intel or something.
Yeah, that's actually what I thought.
I thought it was Intel.
Yeah, Tyler got capital in Mara City.
High crime, pseudoscience, pseudoscience for a thousand, a thousand on the floor
of the US Senate, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe displayed a snowball on 26 February 2015
in winter as evidence that this phenomena was not occurring.
What is global warming?
You know, God damn it.
Pseudoscience for eight.
100 type of alternative medicine originating in the 1790s, considered a pseudoscience
and not accepted by the Western medical system.
That could be anything.
What is naturopathy?
What is herbal?
That would be a homo homeopathy.
Fuck.
All right, pseudoscience for 600.
What did I say it was?
Natural pathy.
Not quite.
600.
This is the study of psychic phenomena, paranormal claims, near death experiences and extra sensory
perception.
What is paranormal?
No, wait, don't type it out.
I think I know this one.
You give these guys a little bit of time.
Give me a little time.
So you have psychic phenomena, paranormal claims, near death experiences.
What is parapsychology?
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Pseudoscience.
Got it.
Highest one.
400.
This item, perhaps familiar to Harry Potter fans, is the most sought after item in all
of Alchemy.
Who is the philosopher's stone?
Yes.
The fuck, bro?
Pseudoscience is my jam, dude.
God damn it.
Tyler's big.
What do we got for scores again?
Tyler's got 400.
Dan's got negative 800.
God sick.
Yeah.
All right.
You're still in it, Dan.
What do we got?
Pseudoscience.
Oh, we got one more in pseudoscience?
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll do pseudoscience.
Go under it.
Believers in this pseudoscience might say that if you get this category, you're a Pisces
or a Gemini.
Hold on.
I got this.
It is...
What is...
Can you see?
No.
What is it, horoscopes?
Believers in the pseudoscience might say that.
What is astrology?
Yeah.
Wait, so did I get it wrong?
I will take away from Dan.
No, he said horoscope.
No, but you clicked it.
You buzzed him before he finished.
Yeah.
Tyler's big.
You got capital in largest city, high crimes and the Sunshine State.
High crimes for a thousand.
Thousand.
Bernie Madoff used this kind of financial scheme to defraud clients out of an estimated
$65 billion.
What is a Ponzi scheme?
Oh yeah.
I was a pyramid scheme.
They're actually two separate things.
Dan's big.
High crimes.
For 200.
Different from theft, this is stealing by force or threat.
Wait, hold on.
Don't time it out.
What is robbery?
Robbery.
Robbery, baby.
We're really breaking into someone's house.
Dan's big.
High crimes.
An accountant might cook the books to hide an illegal source of income in this crime.
Money laundering.
What's the money left on that?
600, 800.
800.
You can wager up to a thousand again.
You got 800.
Dan's got 400.
I'll do 400.
You might call someone who commits this political crime a Benedict Arnold.
What is treason?
Yes.
Heather comes away with the daily half double.
Then I'll do whatever's last.
600.
Stealing large amounts of money one is responsible for, usually over an extended period of time.
That's it.
Yeah.
Stealing money.
Stealing large amounts of money.
What is responsible for usually over an extended period of time.
What is embezzlement?
Oh yeah.
Nice.
You got capital in largest city and the sunshine state.
Sunshine state, baby.
For a thousand, the Daytona 500 is an infinite NASCAR race held annually in this city.
What is Daytona Beach?
Yeah, boy.
Daytona Beach.
Dan, you got capital in largest city for 200.
Ottawa.
Oh, I got to say the other one.
Yeah, you got to say the other one.
Capital and then the largest city.
What is Calgary?
Nope.
What is Toronto?
Toronto.
We're back in it.
Dan for 400.
Shanghai.
What is Beijing?
Beijing.
Oh, like the actual country.
No, you got to say the opposite.
Like, is it like, what if it is there any like ones that are like, oh, I'm going to say
the opposite, like, is it like, what if it is there any like ones that are like state
and no, it's all countries.
It's either the capital or the largest city.
Dan, you got 600 Jerusalem.
What is Tel Aviv?
Tel Aviv.
I like it for 800.
No way.
Saigon.
I take it because it's Ho Chi Minh City.
Wow.
That was impressive.
Why?
Why country even is that?
Vietnam.
Why?
How do you know that?
It was one of my obsessions.
I like the Vietnam War.
Finally for 100, 1000.
Burn.
Oh, Bern is in Switzerland and that'd be Zurich.
Yeah, close one.
Dan's got 3000.
Tyler's got 2000.
I am going to final pretty categories.
Geography.
It's always.
You better say your geography.
Is it actually geography?
Yes.
Coming down to the wire.
Dan, you got the lead.
Dan's thinking hard about his wager.
Yeah, baby.
Launch my ass into space with a tit.
This is a nail biter.
This is a fucking nail biter, Tyler.
Fucking audience members are at the edge of their seats.
I already got above 20.
I don't really care anymore.
Folks, while we're waiting for Dan's plug here, I'd like to shout out to our sponsor,
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By the way, Pringles did not give us any money for that.
Can they sue you for fucking advertising for them?
Oh, no, probably.
I feel like free advertising is a good thing.
All right, got your wagers.
The question is on the West Bank.
No, hold on a second.
You can't do that.
I can do whatever I fucking want.
He said the first word.
I don't give a fuck.
All right.
Well, he changed it by two dollars on the West Bank of Lake Michigan.
The city is the most populous in the Midwest.
All right.
Tyler says, what is Detroit?
Nope.
You bet everything but five dollars.
Down to five.
Dan says, what is Chicago?
That's correct.
Dan bet one thousand one.
Four thousand one points.
Dan wins.
I changed it.
All right.
In case you bet everything right.
And then we both got it right.
That would put you at four thousand.
That would put me at four thousand one.
This is Dan's.
Ninth win.
Oh, they're going to come back to twenty one.
Can he go all the way to twenty one tie up the pilot?
You never know.
Stranger things have happened ever since the stock started.
Dan's been on a hot streak.
You know, I will say it has been increasing my brain power.
Yeah.
My decision making skills, executive function.
Can we give a big happy birthday to our club's host too?
Huh?
Between the podcast and today, last week, the big happy birthday.
Two nine.
Thank you.
The big two nine.
Oh yeah.
Happy birthday, Casey.
Well, thank you.
Dude, I remember twenty nine.
I remember like I remember it like it was four years ago.
So I'm the third oldest with Alimak.
How old is Alimak?
He's twenty five.
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That was fucking quick.
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