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Episode 75
Where we just make beats now
Did you just do this?
Yeah, this is Tyler's new rap song
Pretty good
Oh yeah
This is about how Tyler hates stocks
That's the point
Sounds like it's through a fucking 1980s telephone
Really?
Pretty good
Yeah
Alright
We're good
What's up, Dan?
I'm here with Dan and Tyler
For this episode
Yo
The Trump conviction episode
Yeah, it's not gonna do shit
It's gonna be the first phone in the White House, buddy
Alright, we can cut it out
You know who raised $200 million?
$500 million now
What?
$500 million
What?
It's over
Because he wins the presidency
I'm gay
He got $500 million
Yeah, it's over
It's like dude, now all these rappers
and now it's the other way
The presidency is a convicted felon
That's sick, dude
Yeah
I forget what the name of that rule is
But it's like whatever the most preposterous outcome is
is the most likely
I thought it was Occam's Raise
or whatever the most likely outcome is
Normally what happens
Well, obviously whatever the most likely outcome is
No, but like the most obvious
solution to a problem is normally
what the solution is
I'm not trying to cut you off
But you're cutting me off
But I'm cutting you off
But like I got a call for like a house that we had to go to
And we were like
The door was not unlocked
So we called the fire department stuff
And I'm like let me check under the floor
Matt, and it was right there
And I'm like Occam's Raise
Normally the simplest solution is the solution
What was there?
This is like the most outlandish
thing that could happen
is what's going to happen
That's the most likely
The most ridiculous outcome is the most likely outcome
I mean look at what Biden has done
Even if like he didn't try to
They didn't try to fucking like
get Trump arrested and shit
He wouldn't have won in any way
shape or form. He's fucked up
so significantly
He didn't win the first time
Yeah, he didn't win the first time either
He had like 3
He had like 3 million likes on
If he won, the only reason he won
is because people just were sick of the mayhem
Yeah
But then people realized, they're like
Oh, like groceries were fucking cheap
So that was okay
So I'll take some like fighting with
the media during press conferences
I don't, Biden doesn't even do press conferences
He's got an underneath hand
Yup, yup
He's like, he's just a fucking wet rag
He can't even have an audience
in the debates that they're going to do
I'm not voting either way cause like
Bro, vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr
All I care about now is just like
making money
So, it's like, I don't care who's in office
As long as I'm making money
You know how they say 1 out of 10 people
Like, what do you say?
1 out of 10 people
They're so stupid, they can't do anything
They can't do any task without being counterproductive
1 out of, yeah
But another 1 out of
1 out of every 10 people
is smart enough to
make money at the stock market
and invest
We're 1 out of 10 people
Probably less than that
Probably 1 out of 100
Blessin' that
1 in probably 200 people
Can probably do it successfully
Yup
They said 90% of people
I thought we were getting away
without talking about that this episode
90% of people
don't make any money
actually lose money at day trading
Right, day trading, of course
You guys got like anything that can hold a body
that I can throw a rope over
Yeah
Yeah, I think that, yeah, we got a rope case
that can hold, bring the whole house down
Yeah, 90% of people
lose, that's because
1, it takes
so much training to actually
do that, and most people just go in
and they think, this sucker's going out
but I'm putting all my fucking money on it
So Tyler's actively trying to hang himself
Yeah, that's solid
If I had to do it, if I had to give you some suggestions
Let me get your opinion on
stock talk today, Dan, what's your
ideal price of buying Nvidia tomorrow?
Dude, I think Nvidia
is probably about where it should be
because
it's in a weird spot, dude
I thought it had a lot more to fall
I told you it was going to fall
I told you it was overinflated
It went up a lot
It went up a ton, but it fell $50
which is like
for a stock to fall $50
It fell $100
It fell $100? Yeah
I saw it fall $100 today
Dude, that is so volatile
That is insane
There's so many degenerates right now
putting money on Nvidia
I stepped into it
for like 10 seconds today with like
6 grand
No, it was
It's so much worse
and then stepped out
I was just in it for like 10 seconds
and then I'm like, this is too stressful
Stayed in it because it fucking doubled your money
No, dude
It's just like, it's so
This keeps going, I'm popping the cap off this
It's so volatile
I'm going to just drink all this drain out
But I actually, dude, we got to keep an eye on that
because I want to buy some before the split
What time is that?
Well, I think it's at midnight
or it might be market open tomorrow
So I want to have at least one share
just to see what happens after the split
Same
Yeah, it would be really interesting
I think a lot of people are going to
fucking jump on Nvidia after
Just because it looks more appealing
Because it's going to be like
What is that?
It's going to be 120 a share
as of right now
10% split, 10 to 1
10 to 1 split
10 to 1 split, Tyler
So let's look at the warning label on this
I've actually had patients who
have drank drain out to try to kill themselves
Really?
It never works
It gives you a really bad heartburn
Keep out of reach of children or pets
Harmful if swallowed, may burn eye, skin, mucous membranes, and contact
Do not use Drainer Max Gel or drink it in anything
It may cause a violent reaction with anything with other cleaners
If gases are released, leave the area
So I need some bleach too
Let's talk about some creative ways to kill yourself
Like, let's think of
The most creative way I ever heard
I don't know where this kid got it in high school
But he was telling me, he's like, what I would do
Is I would tie piano strings around my limbs
Tie them to a bridge
And then jump off the bridge
So it would sever my limbs
And then you couldn't swim?
Yeah, so you're just this torso that falls
And your limbs are just hanging
It sounds like a really dark art project
Yeah, yeah
I mean, what would you do if you had to
Like do a creative way to kill myself?
Yeah
So, artistic ways to kill yourself
Is I say
Like, you can do the thing where you split your wrist
And you fall back onto a canvas
That's like a human sized canvas
And then let the blood drain all over the canvas while you die
That sounds like something that somebody who went to art school would say
Somebody who went to college for art
I did
What about you Casey, what would you do?
Just disembowel myself
Just disembowel yourself?
No, but then the art piece could be called my last masterpiece
That's crazy
Remember seppuku where they fucking
Yeah, where they fucking stabbed themselves
And then dragged across and the guy cut their head off
Yeah, that's fucking metal
What was this?
This was a Japanese samurai
It went all the way into World War II
And I honor suicide
When they did something dishonorable
Like if you surrendered like the Japanese did to America
The generals of the Japanese army would fucking stab themselves with fucking swords
And then drag it across while another guy cut their head off
Wow, at least they knew
They didn't bullshit and dance around the fucking bush
This is like what's got to be done
I'm a piece of shit
Honor suicide was a big thing back then
Because in Japan being dishonored was worse than death
So you could make up by dying
Like you could gain your honor back by literally dying
That's pretty dope
So either they would go on a suicide mission or they would do seppuku
Wow, that's fucking wild
Because you came back from a suicide mission
Then that would restore your honor because you went on a thing that you did that
The Japanese are just so likable
They do everything right
They just get it
It's the land of 110 pound brunettes
No, it's not brunette
It's fucking jet black
That's what a brunette is
Brunette is like my color
Raven haired is black haired
Brunette is like brown
I thought it was black
No, black isn't brunette, black is raven
Japanese technology is fucking crazy
Japanese technology
Yeah dude
Dude, they drive a fucking Japanese car, it's fucking great
In the Subaru
Just fucking watch a video of a guy walking around fucking Tokyo
They have these little sleep pods
But they also, fun fact about Tokyo, have bars that are Japanese only
If you're white, black, whatever
Anything besides Japanese you can't go to that bar
Oh, they're racist too
No, like Japan is super racist
I wouldn't say it's racist
I'd say that a lot of people are fucking tourists and it's annoying
So in New York City we can deny foreigners at bars?
Yeah, it's different though
No, it's not different Dan
It is different
That's not different
It is different
You can't discriminate based on somebody's race
I'll tell you why you can't
No, but they do it and they can do it
God damn it Dan
That's America
I'll tell you why they do it
Because Japan is a homogenized nation
So they're largely all the same race
They also hate disabled people
Like 99.9%
That's actually not true and I will tell you they actually love disabled people
They're mostly disabled because they're mostly old people
They respect their elderly, if you're a disabled white person they hate you
Well, no, they want to maintain
Because they have all these fucking people coming from all over the place that are just fucking tourists
Fucking nose pickers
Just like, what is this a sake bar?
And some dudes just trying to fucking enjoy his fucking sake
Like being a normal Japanese dude
And these fucking nose picker, fucking worm brain, fucking freaks
Are coming over just destroying their fucking culture
And it's like, it's not a race thing, it's a culture thing
So fucking, like, I can't
So if there's a person who can't speak English, like a Chinese guy
Chinese are notoriously bad tourists
Like they just fuck around and do awful things while they're being tourists
So if there's a Chinese guy who fucking cuts the entire line at fucking a New York City bar
I won't let, like, not letting him in is appropriate
Well dude, look, here's the thing
We're not a homogenized nation
Yeah, but
We're, so no, you can't
Because we're just like, there's no culture to maintain
Because there is no homogenized culture like that
You know, like there is in Japan
So do you think homogenized culture is better?
No, I mean, obviously
One disease could take out that entire country
The country has
Do you think legal immigrants deserve healthcare?
No, the main country that's not homogenized
We'll get back to that
The main country in the world that's not homogenized is the United States and we're the world power
So is a homogenized nation better?
No
Look, all the other ones are
Dude, fucking China's 20 years behind us in technology
They say that they're not though
Okay, well
Dude, when you don't even have a nuclear aircraft carrier
I thought they did
They don't even have one, bro
I thought they did have one though
Does Russia have one?
It doesn't matter, even if they had one, we have seven or eight
That means what that means
Nuclear aircraft carrier
When aircraft carrier is nuclear, it means it has unlimited range in the world
It means we bring a fucking fleet of the highest level, newest generation fighter jets to your fucking porch, dude
Like it doesn't matter where you are
Does Russia have that?
No, their aircraft carriers got sunk during this fucking war with Ukraine
Dude, it's like they literally they're 20 or 30 years behind
So being homogenized, no, it's not a good thing
But also look at what COVID did to China compared to us
We got over it in like less than a year
It's still a problem in China because they fucking can't handle it
Really?
Yeah
They invented it
Yeah, but the thing is with fucking diseases
Exhibit A, I mean they can't even handle their own technology
But like diseases specifically affect different races differently
Like and sometimes it's so much worse for like other races
But like a disease that would be like, you know, standard for a white person could be deadly to a fucking like Asian person
Like or a black person or whatever
Like it could be like but the thing is like especially in a country that is all one race
If you use a bi like like biological weapons that are designed to like like infect a certain race only is a thing that exists
And like it's a it wouldn't be as big of a problem in America
But if like we launched it at like fucking let's say China or something where they're 90 fucking 8% Chinese
Like and it's genetically altered to just like to attack specifically
Tyler said it wouldn't be a problem if it was only one race in America
Just got wiped out
I'm just saying biological weapons exist and they're engineered
Asian people don't get cavities
Yeah, it's like they have cavities you actually aren't born with the ability to get cavities
You get cavities from
Yes, Tyler, because you don't have teeth
When you're born
No, it's a bacteria in your mouth that does that but you only get that from other people
Wow, that's really?
That's an actual fact, yeah
I found that out the other day and I'm like no fucking way so I looked into it and I'm like
What if you're born in the woods and you've never seen another person
Then you won't get cavities
Damn
Oh wow, that's fucking wild
Yeah, and then some people are just
It's like herpes
Some people are prone to cavities like super prone to cavities
Have you ever had one?
No, I'm one of the ones that's super prone to cavities
Damn, I've never had a cavity that I know of
Maybe you never got the bacteria, bro
No, I'm sure I did
You want a fucking kiss on the mouth?
No, I'm good, I mean my girlfriend's had cavities so
So yeah, you got it
Yeah
But I got a weird story that happened yesterday
Hold on, Casey, have you ever had a cavity?
I think once when I was a little younger
Alright
I had a weird experience
So I was walking around yesterday because I just wanted to do like a walk
It was a nice day
So I was walking around like my old neighborhood from when I was a kid
And you know, just a standard walk and nothing weird was going on
Then a random car with two girls just pull up next to me
And I'm like
Yeah, yeah, boy
What the fuck is going on?
And I took off my headphones and they rolled down the window and I'm like
Can I help you?
And they go, do you go to church on Sunday?
They go
Yeah, I do actually
I'm like, what church do you go to?
I'm like St. Michael's
And they're like, would you like to try a different church?
And I just go, nope
And they just go, oh
And they just slowly drive off after that
I'm like, what the fuck was that?
Damn, that sounds like your wet dream, dude
They were trying to fucking convert you
Yeah, they were trying to convert me and I'm like, yeah, fuck you
Fucking dirty fucking Catholic
They look like Mormons
Mormons, yeah
Oh, they were probably Jehovah's Witnesses
No, they wouldn't do that
Smoking hot Jehovah's Witness
No, they wouldn't do that, that's not their MO
Their MO is they don't give a fuck if you go to church
They don't, because their church is better
So it doesn't matter what the fuck you do
They would never ask that because it's wrong
So they wouldn't want to know that you go to church because
Theirs is the best on earth, so
They would want to convert you to their church
Yes, that's, yeah, of course
But like, what the fuck, I'm like
I don't know what the fuck's going on there
I thought they were going to be like, hey, you want to come with us to our church?
Let's get back now
I don't want to do that
But like, they looked like they were like 22
22 years old
I would have gotten in the car with them
They just told them to fuck off basically
I would have been out of here
How arrogant do you have to be to try to convert people to your religion
Yeah, that's pretty
They were driving around and every person that they saw on the sidewalk
They were just asking to fucking go to church
My way of thinking is the only way of thinking
But I'm like, also, I was in fucking Water of Elite where
I'd say 80% of us are still Catholic, like in the city
And they're very staunch Catholics
So it's probably the wrong city to do that
They're staunch Catholics?
What the fuck does that mean?
A very set in their ways, religion-wise
But yeah, that's the wrong city to do that in
Because you either have Catholics, you have Orthodox, or you have staunch atheists
Staunch atheists
And they're like, that's pretty much what the entire city is
And those girls had no idea what the fuck they were getting into
I'm a staunch atheist
I know you are, because you're a fucking loser
But yeah, we're just making beats now though
But what soap do you use?
What soap do you use?
Just a random subject name
What was the thing we were talking about before I asked what soap you use?
Dude, I don't know, but it was so random
It was just a complete 360, 180
But seriously, what soap do you use?
What soap do you use?
Is that the name of the episode?
Yeah, yeah
What soap do you use?
Yeah
But yeah, I did fucking like, I was like, what the fuck?
But I was walking around the city that I grew up in
And it looks so much fucking different now
It's like a completely different place
It felt like, kind of like, you know, when you move out of a house
And you're looking at the empty house and being like, I don't live here anymore type thing
It felt like that just as a city
It was real weird
Because I was walking through, went by the house that I grew up as a kid
My family doesn't live there anymore, it's a completely new family
Everyone on the street that I grew up on moved away
So it was completely different
They cut down all the trees on the street
Because they had them lining the street
And just fucking everything was gone
The church that I went to as a kid is now a factory
For what?
T-shirts
Chocolate? T-shirt factory, of course
Hopefully it's for Nvidia computer chips
But like, I was going through
That's in Taiwan
But I was like, going through, like, my elementary school was also attached to the church
So my elementary school, the one is a T-shirt factory
The one is a storage thing for something
And the other one is an Oriental
Basketball league, like a gym-ish
A what?
An Oriental basketball league
It's always bad when there are repurposes of churches like that
What?
The fuck does that mean?
It's literally called the Oriental basketball league
It's just for Asians?
It's just for Asians, yeah
What?
Yeah, and I'm like, dude, and I was walking by
I was kind of looking up at it
And then an Asian dude walked by and stared at me that I was staring at the fucking building
And I'm like, the fuck, dude?
And he walked inside
I'm like, I'm looking at a place that I fucking used to go as a kid
And like, where my grandparents lived isn't there anymore
It's fucking completely renovated
And like, fucking shit
I'm like, damn, dude, like, everywhere when I was a kid is just fucking gone now
That's not a real thing
Oriental basketball league
It's a fucking thing, dude
It says it on the sign outside
That's so racist
They called themselves Oriental
I know, but that's like saying like a whites only basketball league
Like Dan said, it's okay for them to be racist
It is okay
Jesus Christ
Dan, you buying stocks?
Oh shit, I got a couple minutes
No, I'm having Chad GBT write rap songs in the style of other rappers
And see if they come out better and less autistic sounding
Do they?
Yeah, they do, they do
I did this track on Joel Olsteen
It was actually pretty fire
Let me see here
Joel Olsteen
Yo, Joel Olsteen
It's time to take a seat
You're a mega pastor, but your message feels weak
You preach about philosophy, all that cash, but your gospel's got a hole like a ship that's gonna crash
Living in a mansion, driving fancy cars, while your congregation's struggling, you live under the stars
You wrote this?
This was Chad GBT
Oh, okay
You talk about blessings, wealth on display, but where's your empathy for those who pray every day?
You closed down your doors when the storm hit town, left your flock in the flood while you didn't come around
Hypocrisy's your game with a smile that fake, behind the puppet, you're just another snake
Damn, ouch, sting the burn
Promising riches, salvation for a fee, you're selling out the gospel, on that we can agree
Your words are sugar-coated, but they don't hold weight, in the eyes of the righteous, your empire's built on hate
So take your private jets and your gold-plated thrones, remember Joel, you can't take those to the tombstones
The true message of Christ isn't sold by the pound, it's found in the humble where love is profound
Keep on grinning, Joel, while the world sees through, your shallow gospel you preach, it ain't nothing new
You got the world's eyes, but you missed the call, to serve the least of all, and give it your all
You just fucking destroyed that whole man's career
That man is fucking done now
He's like, he does not have any employment anymore
That man is fucking done
I'm trying to think of like other things that we can do diss tracks on
What's the one that you made?
What is it, Dan?
No, I just...
No, just go on, say what you're saying
No, dude, I was dumb, what are you fucking saying?
Dude, I had...
I had some chat-gv-t right on about being a Joba's Witness
This shit is fucking hilarious
Dude, tell me
No, dude, I don't know if I wanna...
Wait, what happened?
I gotta finish reading it
I'm gonna fucking make one
Fucking hilarious
I'm gonna make one about being a fucking hard...
Make a hard-style rap about being a Catholic
Make a hard-style rap
Who did you write it in the style of?
I didn't have it do it in a certain style
I just said write me a rap song about being a Joba's Witness
Yo, this is fucking sick
Yo, I'm a Catholic, wear my faith-like armor
Rosary beads swing, yeah, I'm a soul charmer
In the face of evil, I got the power of the cross
Redemption in my veins, can't count me lost
Confession booth hit, and it cleansed my soul
In the light...
Oh, fuck, that's fucking a long one, holy shit
Confession booth hit, cleansed my soul in the light
Kneel down, hands clasped, ready for a fight
Eucharist in hand, this is my holy might
Living by the word, turning wrongs into rites
Crucifix on my chest, never second-guess
Faith in the Lord, I'm forever blessed
Holy Spirit with me, I can face the test
Catholic pride, never settle for less
Saints got my back every step that I take
Saint Michael by my side, never fear the snake
Guardian angel with me, every move I make
In the shadow of his wings, my soul's awake
Daily prayer grind, keep my spirit refined
Bible in my hand, salvation in my mind
Hail Mary, full of grace, peace I find
Yo, that was sick!
In the love of Christ, true freedom defined
Crucifix on... that's the chorus
From the Vatican halls to the streets where I stand
One faith, one church, united we stand
With the Pope as our guide and God's command
In the name of the Father, we reclaim this land
Sacred heart beating, my rhythm and rhyme
Following his path, ain't no mountain I can't climb
With the Holy Scriptures, every verse, every line
I'm a warrior of Christ, in his name I shine
Eternal life promise, that's the ultimate goal
Keep my spirit pure, I won't sell my soul
With Christ as my rock, I'm forever whole
Catholic to the core, it's fire in my soul
In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
I rep the Holy Trinity, yeah, that's my boast
From baptism to grave, it's the faith I choose
Catholic strong to the end, I'll never be whole
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I got one here
Two hot Mormon girls pull up in a ride
Smiles on their face with sparkles in their eyes
Pull up to Tyler, he's chilling outside
They step out the car saying, boy we got a surprise
Dressed in modest clothes but they got that charm
Talking about faith, ain't doing no harm
Tyler's intrigued, leaning on his arm
They hand him a book, like a spiritual alarm
Hey Tyler, they say, let's talk about the faith
The Church of Latter-day Saints, it's the path we embrace
Joseph Smith's vision is a heavenly place
Come join us Tyler, let's run this race
Tyler's listening, taking in every word
These girls got a message they want to be heard
Talking about the prophet, how the spirit stirred
In the light of the gospel, their faith undeterred
So here's Tyler caught up in their vibe
Mormon girls shining with that spiritual drive
Trying to convert, show them how they thrive
In the light of the Lord, how they truly arrive
Damn
Damn bitch
That was a little too long
I thought it would never end but
I thought it would never end
Oh my god
Let's talk about some ridiculous ideas for segments
So this is not a ridiculous idea but
I didn't finish talking about creative ways to kill ourselves
Oh, go ahead
That's gonna get us cancelled bro
No way dude, what I would do is I would start a line on myself
And in saline flesh I would mix up some potassium citrate
And just send it home
Oh yeah, that just tops your heart
The Untitled podcast does not say that you should do any of these things
I see you've just thought about this
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that
That was, this was in Minecraft
In Minecraft, no I mean nobody's gonna do that
Nobody's gonna order it online
Well now they might
The Untitled podcast does not say order this online
What if the show blows up some day and somebody mixes up some potassium
Just cause of you
Eh, look you can, if you really want to make it quick and you don't feel like waiting
You can go to the grocery store and
Eeeeee
Are you trying to block me from saying that?
We should not say this
Oh man, what is that stuff called?
No, no
I can't think of the name of it
It's in the spice section
A K?
K, no it's not, what K plus?
No, just K
Special K
You inject a banana into you, that's how you do it
Yeah, but what the fuck is that shit called?
We're not talking about that
God, I can't think of the name of it now
Hold on a sec
That's unfortunate Dan, anyways
It's the stuff that's left over from wine production
You can get it in the spice section
From wine production?
Yeah
You mean like a byproduct of fermentation?
Yes
It's potassium
Lactate?
That's so weird
Let me see, wine production
Lactic acid?
So what do you guys think about 9-11?
I think it was the outside job
The outside job?
Yeah, it happens outside
Damn, what the fuck?
This shit is nuts dude
What's that?
Look at this shit
Women do crazy things man
Damn, that's a tiny little waste
Yeah, because she's fucking wrapping a fucking thing around it
Dude, that cannot be good for you
You're probably dying if you do that
It's like a tourniquet
Yeah
What the fuck?
I learned this the other day from a case that my friend was working on
There's actually a thing where they amputate your lower half
Pardon?
Yeah, it's like a something-ectomy
The thing where Chris Angel splits someone in half
And there's just a woman that had that
And she doesn't have any legs
It looks like she's actually
Yeah, it looked like there was actually somebody split in half
And there was another dude that was a fucking contortionist
That was just the legs
Fucking Chris Angel
Yeah, it's fucked up
What the fuck is that potassium shit called?
Why are we talking about how to kill yourself?
The ADHD episode
This show sucks
I had to get one more in there
What episode is this?
Seventy something?
Seventy five
God damn
Tyler, look behind you
Behind that HES truck right there
So this is what I propose
What is it Tyler?
Oh no
It's really back
Oh no
It's a fucking electronic training collar?
No
Oh fuck
I was watching videos really
Did this work?
I don't know, I haven't tried it but it's supposed to
It's a fucking shock collar
There will be like a guy in the supermarket
And he's like buying whatever
No, is that what that is?
They put it on his leg and shock him
Is that a shock collar?
Stop
Dude
I told you I had an idea for a deleted
Let me see this
Put this on you real quick
Dude, I don't know if that's safe for human use
If it's safe for a dog, it's safe for a fucking human
I think you can put it on your leg
Probably don't put it around your
No way
Does this work?
Dude, this is gonna be
This is how the police show up
How do you turn it on?
No way
Are we really gonna put a shock collar on Ali Mac?
Well, you can put it on
How much did you pay for that?
That was like 20 bucks
Dude, Jesus Christ
This is awesome
Did it shock you?
A little bit
Or am I just going crazy?
I think there's different settings
There's different levels
Do you have to take these off?
Oh fuck, that's fucked
They're like pointed
What's pointed?
Is this connected?
Let's look it up real quick
Okay
Hand strap
Shock
Shock plus
A 10% boost to the shocking
How funny would that be?
Every time Ali Mac gets a question wrong
On Jeopardy
Dude, that'd be amazing
I feel like that's abusive though
Okay, it's on
Okay, that's on
Tyler, try it and tell us if it's abusive
It makes a sound, dude
Dude, what?
Don't touch it
What's the level 10?
Dude, this is criminal
Are you touching it?
No, I'm not touching it
Is it vibrating?
No
Okay
Is it vibrating?
Touch it with your finger
You touch it with your finger
I'll do it
Wait, hit the button
What's the voltage on this thing?
Ow!
How bad did it hurt?
Not bad, it just got me through the rubber
I just said ow because it was
Shocking?
It was like unexpected
What level was that?
This is level 10 apparently
I think you can turn it down
Is that the highest one?
You want to put your finger on it?
No, put it around your leg
Alright, I'm pressing it
Hold it down
Holding it
You can't hold it down
You think you can just hold it down and taste the dog?
No, just press your finger to it
And then I'll press it
How about you do it to yourself?
Put it around your leg
Put it around your arm
Oh fuck!
Shocking
Yeah, it hurts
It hurts a little bit
Are you on the highest level?
I don't know if 10 is the highest level
What if we shock the table?
Don't do that
Don't be retarded
Those are kind of fucking cruel to animals dude
Put your finger on it, I'll do a shock
I'm alive
You have to hold your finger on it
Did you do it?
Yeah, I'm pressing it
Now put your tongue on it
Did you do it?
I'm pressing it dude
I don't feel anything
I think you have to do both of them
Did you touch both of them?
Yeah, I put it on my fucking leg dude
Did you touch both of them?
No, but it definitely shocked me
Oh shit
I'm not touching it
Just put your finger on it and I'll touch it for a second
I can't
Did it get you?
No, I'm just like
You're a pussy
Nothing?
No, nothing
Maybe it's gotta be on your fucking skin
Maybe it's gotta be on my neck
Put your fingers on it too
It shocked me but it wasn't that bad
Just do both
Just hit it
You have to be a dog
How did it fucking shock me?
I can feel it
It's shocking you?
Not a lot
What about this one?
Little more?
Yeah, I was at 10 times
Little more
How do you fucking raise the sticks?
Yeah, but I'm touching it off to the side
Here, I'll touch them spot on
Go ahead and do it
Oh, it goes 1 to 99
Oh
1 to 99?
Let me see what 10 is
Just do 10
Do it
Do it again
You feeling it?
Do it again
Turn it up
Turn it up some
88
I gotta push it down
And then do it
I just don't trust either of them
You wanna go 99?
Or do you wanna
Just go up a little bit
No, just go up to 20
I'll go up to 20
As you can see
It's all 20
You want me to go higher?
Do it again
Just push it
Do it again
So what I think
Here, do it again
Do it again
So the strongest I'm getting
Do it again
The strongest I'm getting
Is touching the sides of it
Do it again
So if you touch the sides and the tips at the same time
Do it again
Oh yeah
This is a very central podcast
Yeah
So your fingers have to touch
It's gotta be on your skin, I'm guessing
That's the thing
You're pushing into the dogs
But it has to touch the sides
And the tips at the same time
I fucking zapped them in the neck
That's why you
You wanna go higher?
No, let me try it on an area that's sensitive
Do it
Oh yeah, it hurts way worse than
Cause your fingertips aren't that
They can take some pain
Alright
Do it
Do it on the back of my hand
Oh yeah
Do it
Do it on the back of my hand
Alright
Don't punch your computer
I didn't even fucking press it
Press it, just press it
Oh god, don't hold my hand there
Oh
What the fuck
Let me see
Was that at 20?
Yeah
I can raise it up a little bit more if you want
I'll put this on my neck
Don't put that on your neck
You gotta put it on your like
On your thigh
Let's do it to level 30
I didn't feel it on my leg
It's not even making contact
That one hurt worse?
It just feels like you're getting like
Grrr
Ow
Damn that fucking hurts
How long did it hurt for?
What's it at 30?
Put it on 50
See that's pretty humane is like on your wrist
Yeah put it on 50
You wanna try?
I don't wanna like go into
SVT
Fuck it dude, you only live once
Let me fucking shock him
You just go into SVT once, just try it out
I have a fucking hard condition
So I don't know if doing it intellectually would be the fucking
Why is this?
Don't keep pressing it
He's fucking trying to put it on
What is uh
What does this one do?
It does a 10% more
10% more?
Yeah
Let me feel it on my ankle
Press it
Which one?
The lower one
Oh
Oh gotcha
I don't even feel that
Ow
It's like not even that bad though
Cause it's like I feel like
Your lower legs are used to getting like
Venomous like snake bites and shit
Without a calf
Let me do it
Wait does it feel any different when I push this one?
Mmmmm
That's pretty good
On your calf is pretty good cause it's like
It's bad but not so bad
Hold on KC Jesus
God hold on I'm gonna put it on
I didn't push it
Push it and test
The fuck was that?
F1 level?
Oh maybe so you can't just
Torture your dog
F1 level what does that mean?
F1 level?
Oh no I got it
Ow
Wait does this feel any
Does that feel any different from this?
AHHHH
Which one is worse?
I don't know do it again
AHHHH
Number one
Or number two
Number one
Wait
Does the lower button have
Does this lower bar only have
One button on it?
No the one on the left is
Is the one thing the one on the right is the other
What's the difference though?
The one on the right
Is higher
The one on the left is
Dan said the one on the left was worse
I think it was just the way it was connected
Yeah
What if they're like oh you're torturing your dog
And be like no we're just torturing people
Don't worry about it
Like they send a fucking message out
Being like they shocked a dog a billion times
That would be hilarious
Put it on your balls
Here hit it
And see if it works through my pants
A little bit
Yeah I barely feel it
Yeah it's gonna be okay
Damn it's just
Too hard to um
It's too hard to do
Dude
Make a prank call
And I'll just fucking shock you every five seconds
AHHHHH
Just go AHHHH
Go through the drive through
Order something
You ready?
No
Dude that's the worst
That is bad
I can feel that in the back of my scalp
Oh my god
Holy shit
We do this at dogs?
Dude that's bad
What was that at level 50?
That's not even at
That's halfway to the highest
That's bad
That's the worst is on your neck
Holy shit
Alright I'm putting it at
One
Number one
Go for it
No go up
I feel it but it's like not bad
How about uh
15
Oh
Yeah do it again
Holy shit
Dude try that
Fucking try 15
Right on the back of your neck
That's a nice one
That's a good like bad but not so bad
We're gonna kill Ali Mack
15 on the back of the neck
Ah fuck
Ah you're right that sucks
That's like a nice joke
Give me the tingles bro
Alright
Put it on 50
50 on the back of your neck
I don't wanna do this
I think if you work you we can work your way up to 50
Left button or right button
Standard button bro
Alright alright fuck it fuck it
Fuck it do it
Do it again
Fuck
That
That one hurt a lot
That was half way
That was 50
That sucks
You think it's close to a taser
Taser was worse
Did you get it?
No
Do it again
Ah
Damn
Poor fucking dogs
Dude that sucked
We're fucking tasing each other now
Dude we basically had the fucking
Stress gas in a bottle
The what?
The fucking taser here
You should take a fucking hit of this and then get shocked
See which one is worse
So I'll be like Ali Mack
Hit me bro
Hit me
Ah
Did you feel it?
Yeah but
This was worse
This is worse
No shit
Others dial it up every question
And be like
A million dollars you're going for
99
You wanna feel 99
I think the back of your neck is too much
I think the leg would be fine
What about the inside of the thigh?
I don't wanna be that close
The neck is super sensitive
The neck sucked
That 50 fucking hurt
I almost wonder if you could like fuck something up
You wanna try 99?
Sure
You gonna do it dude?
I'll do it on my leg
Let me know
Wait I don't wanna kill you
Let's try 76
Tell me what
What? That just vibrated
That was weird
I was more scared of the vibration
Maybe it's on vibrate mode now
Ok press it
Yeah that shocked me
Really? I did push the shock button
Maybe it's the vibration
That's fucking freaking me out
Alright do it again
Wait that was level
Ok that was a shock
Now it says F1
I'm gonna put through one chair in a video
What do you think?
Oh yeah what's that now?
1208
Yeah I don't think it's gonna go down much more
I could probably send it
Can I see that? I wanna try it
Yeah fuck it we'll try it out
Yeah let's do one chair
Number of chairs is 1, 1208
One chair
Limit price
I thought it was on 24 hour
Oh this is the shock level
Alright
I'll go to 99
Just the one
Start to shock yourself in the fucking forehead
I can hear that
You can hear the fucking electricity on that one
It's messing with the mics
It is?
No I don't know
99 here we come baby
I don't wanna own more than that
DOS
I'm gonna have to do this fucking CPR
Tyler
Jesus Christ
We're gonna take a break
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Number 1 baby
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Number 1 baby
I'm going for 21 baby
I'm just doing a fucking victory lap right now motherfucker
I'm your host
Alex Trebek
7 times winner
Damn the stock man
Yeah boy
20 time winner
Is it 20 now?
Tyler
I gotta empty my pockets
You gotta empty your pockets?
Yeah I gotta get the fucking
You gotta get the fucking
You gotta contact lenses
You gotta broken glasses
Why don't you just wear glasses
Alright we're good so Tyler won last time
20 was his 20th win
You got head to head today
Do you think you can beat Tyler?
Do I think I can beat him?
No
Is he gonna try? Yes
I'm gonna destroy him
This is gonna be an abortion
I should have done that
Alright
We got the categories today
License plate slogans
Okay
In the cabinet
In the cabinet? Oh fuck
I was in both these bands
Name that instrument
American Southwest
And formerly known as
Jesus fuck
Tyler's pick
First
Can I get the rundown on that
I wasn't paying attention
License plate slogans
I'll do that for 100
The Grand Canyon State
It's two states I can't think of
Which one it is though
Dan
Fuck
What is
Oh god
It's the fucking river
I don't know if it's the fucking
Is that what it says on the license plate?
Yeah
It's the fucking
Oh god
Damn
Is he gonna time out? I wanna do a try
Is he timed out?
No because it's one of two so if I take one
Then he knows what it is
Hold on
I'm gonna take a guess I don't give a fuck
What is Colorado?
What is
What is Nevada?
What is Utah?
God damn it
Utah
I thought the Grand Canyon
Wasn't Utah
Hold on a sec we're gonna figure this out
It's the Colorado
River
It's Colorado, Utah
What the fuck else is over there?
Nevada? New Mexico?
What is New Mexico?
Nope
I'd stop
Anyone?
What is Arizona?
I didn't think that at all
I've never associated Arizona with the Grand Canyon
Really?
Because isn't the Hoover Dam
It's in Nevada
It's the Colorado River
Jesus fucking Christ
The Grand Canyon runs through the Grand Canyon
It runs through the Grand Canyon
Okay, whatever
Good start to this one
License plates
400, the Constitution State
What is Virginia?
No
What is
Connecticut?
You ever see the Connecticut license plate?
The Constitution State?
It says it right there
The fucking armpit of America
is what it is
License plates
Can we start over?
For 600
The last frontier
What is Alaska?
Damn
He's right
He is right
The land of enchantment
The land of enchantment?
What the fuck?
The land of enchantment
What is New Mexico?
What the fuck?
And uh
We'll finish off license plates
Finally for a thousand, the Tar Heel State
The Tar Heel State?
What is South Carolina?
What is North Carolina?
Oh yeah, Dan
That was me! I fucking
I buzzed in before
It was North Carolina, you fucking retard
That's, Dan's still in the negative
That was me though!
That was me!
Yeah it was, but fuck it
What the fuck? This is stacked against me
Dan you got
In the cabinet
I was in both these bands
Name that instrument
American Southwest, formerly known as
What the fuck is
In the cabinet?
I think it has to do with presidents
Oh yeah, fuck that one, I'm not doing that one
That's all you Tyler
I was in both these bands
Yeah, fuck it, fine
200, the Beatles and Wings
Who's Paul McCartney?
Yes
Can't lose, I'm in the negative
There's four of them
Same category
400, Nirvana and the Foo Fighters
Oh you fucking motherfucker
Hold on a sec, what is
Chris Kroll?
What is his fucking name?
Dave Kroll
Damn it
Tyler's back
Oh, we'll do bands
600, the White Stripes and the Rack and Tours
Oh fuck, what's his name?
Oh god
Oh fuck
I know this one
It's so irrelevant now, I can't even think of it
Who's Jack White?
Yeah it's Jack
I knew it was
White something
7 Nation, I'm gonna help you dad
Tyler's back
Yeah, continue
800, Soundgarden and Audioslave
I know the bands, I know the guy
I can't think of a name
Close to that one
Chris Cornell
And we'll finish off bands
For a thousand
Metallica and Negadeath
I know the guy
I can see the guy
It's not, I can't think of
Ta-daaamn, hello me
Meet the real me
Dave Bustay
I was thinking of Hepburn
Oh my god, you got
In the Cabinet, Name that Instrument, American Southwest
And formerly known as
Let's do In the Cabinet
Alright, 200
This former Texas
Governor served as the Secretary of Energy
Under Donald Trump
A position he forgot the name of in the 2016
Republican primary debate
What is Ted Cruz?
Nah
Say it again
This former Texas Governor served as the Secretary
Of Energy under Donald Trump
A position he forgot the name of
In the 2016 Republican
Primary debate
So as a presidential candidate
Yeah
In Texas
I don't think it was
I think it was Jeb Bush
I think it was Forder
That'd be
Rick Perry
I don't even know who he is
In the Cabinet
400
The first Secretary of State
Who was later the third President
Fucking no
Who the third President is
Who is
He could be two
Who is John Quincy Adams
Thomas Jefferson
I was gonna say that but
Thomas Jefferson was the president
Thomas Jefferson was the President
He was the third President actually
And the first Secretary
I'm having like a fucking Mandela effect.
Thomas Jefferson's on a fucking $20 bill, isn't he?
Yeah, but I thought that's just because he signed the fucking Declaration of Independence.
No, that's Andrew Jackson.
That's Andrew Jackson.
I thought it was just because he signed the fucking Declaration of Independence.
No, he's...
Founding father.
He's a fucking president.
I had no idea he was a fucking president.
Jesus fuck.
Is he on Mount Rushmore?
Hamilton wasn't president, was he?
No, no.
No, Hamilton wasn't a president, but he's on a $10 bill.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, Tyler's back.
Presidents.
In the cabinet?
Yeah.
For $600.
How much money do I have and how much money does he have?
$1000.
Dan has negative $1800.
We do $200.
Name one of two people who are secretaries of state under President Obama.
One of two?
Yeah.
Wow, what is Nancy Pelosi?
Nancy Pelosi.
That was John Kerry and Hillary Clinton.
Was Nancy Pelosi ever the speaker?
Nancy Pelosi was the speaker of the house.
Oh, fuck.
What happened?
Tyler got in the cabinet for $800.
Cabinets for fucking $10 billion.
This politician served as a U.S. Attorney General from 1961 to 1964 and was related
to the president at the time.
Oh, that's a good one.
I'm not sure.
Who is Jack Kennedy.
What is Bobby Kennedy?
Goddamn it.
Tyler's done.
A lot of close ones.
I'll do that.
A thousand.
Secretary of Transportation under Joe Biden
Who the fuck would know that?
Who was a major contender in the 2020 Democratic primaries
Who would fucking know that?
Yeah
I don't fucking know
I guess
Pete Buttigieg
Buttigieg
The Gideon?
Yeah
So you got instruments
Southwest, American Southwest and formerly known as
Instruments
Do I have to use headphones for this?
You do, you gotta tell me what instrument this is
Okay
What is violin?
Violin, no
What is a cello?
Cello
Cello, that's the right answer
Uh, dance pick
Uh, instruments
400
Dan
I just want to get it before I tell you, I don't actually know
You have to say something or you lose the points anyways
Do I have to say something?
No, you don't have to say something
But you lose the points
No, I haven't been taking away points for that
Anyone?
It's a wind instrument
I think it's a brass instrument actually
Yeah, I just don't
Trombone
I see, it sounds like a trumpet but not quite
Yeah, I was like, it's a brass but I couldn't tell which one it was
Oh fuck
Uh, dance pick
Let's do the instruments
600
What is a synthesizer?
No
That's not a fucking synthesizer
The fuck is it then?
Stevie Wonder, my fucking hand
Anyone?
No, keep going, keep going with it
That's not a synthesizer?
No
No, I wouldn't know if I was gonna know it
What is it?
It's a synthesizer
I don't know it
What is it?
Clavichord or clavinet?
Fuck you
What the fuck is a clavichord?
Instruments
800
No, I don't know
I thought I had it
What's a xylophone?
No, that's what I thought, that's what I was gonna guess
I have no idea
No? It's a marimba
Marimba
And dance pick
You got a thousand?
For a thousand
Which instrument in this are we doing?
The drums or is it the...
It's only one instrument
It sounds like an upright bass but
Yeah, I'm not...
Anyone?
Upright bass
Motherfucker!
Goddammit!
What the fuck?
I don't know where the fucking pitter patter is coming from
Like it sounds like an upright bass
You're tapping on it
Dan, you got American Southwest
And formerly known as
Fuck!
Formerly known as
Formerly known as for 200
Niagara Mohawk
Niagara Mohawk was formerly known as NIMO
Wait, formerly known as?
National Good
Yes
Dance pick
Okay, so I thought you were saying what were they formerly known as
Right?
So National Good was formerly known as
Right
So it's what was...
What's the new one?
No, it's just formerly known as
Just tell me the other one
Whatever the other one is
Dance pick
Formerly known as
The Ottoman Empire
No, it's like formerly known as
Formerly known as Ottoman Empire
Ottoman Empire
Formerly known as Niagara Mohawk, right?
Yeah
Formerly known as the Ottoman Empire
Anyone?
What is it?
Hold on
It's Turkey
Correct
It's Turkey
But I didn't know I thought I was going to fuck that up
Fuck
Formerly known as
I don't know which way it goes
I don't know
The other one is Turkey
I'm telling you
For 600, Carlos Erwin Estevez
What is Charlie Seen?
Yeah
Damn
That was a good one
I just knew it because his brother was from Breakfast Club
And he still had Estevez as his last name
Damn
I don't think Fonly knows it
800
Daily Daily
You got 800
You got 600
You got negative 2000
Negative 2000?
Oh come on
I'll do 100
100
Persia
What is Syria?
Hmm
It was Iran
It's the fucking Middle East
I don't know
Tyler's back
We'll do four of my known as
For a thousand
Los Angeles Dodgers
Brooklyn Dodgers
Tell you what
American Southwest
200
El Paso is just across the border of this
Mexican city
What is Juarez?
Yeah
American Southwest for a thousand
For a thousand?
This cuisine style
Originated from Mexico and spread
To the American Southwest
Now sold by companies like Chipotle
And Moe's
Nevermind
Is this like a trick question?
Not really
Anyone?
Tex-Mex
Ah yeah
Damn
800
This is Walter White's fictional Albuquerque
Address in Breaking Bad
Oh my god what's the
This one knows Rallyback
Too bad he's not here
I can see his fucking
Like stupid face doing like the fucking thing
He's like I am Walter White from fucking
XYZ, Albuquerque, New Mexico
And this is my confession
What the fuck was the address?
308 Nigra, Oroya Lane
Yeah
Tyler's back
600
This city is the largest by population
In the Southwest and fifth largest
In the United States
What is Dallas, Texas?
Dallas
What? Say it again
The question? This city is largest
By population in the Southwest
And fifth largest in the US
Fifth largest
If it's in
The Southwest, fuck man
What is Phoenix, Arizona?
Oh Phoenix
No shit
I was going to say Dallas
Dan, you've got
$400
Look at that
Tyler's double
Tyler's got 100, Dan
You got negative 1400
You can wager up to
1400 to get to zero
Alright yeah I'm wager
1400
Alright Dan's wagered 1400
Name one of three
Native American tribes
Of the Southwestern US
One of three?
God damn it, come on
Why didn't I get this one?
Southwest
Listen brother, if you don't get this
I'm going to kill you
Hold on, give me infinite time on this
Oh my god
Just say one
Just say one and it's probably right
No, that's not true though
I, oh my god
Casey, can I steal?
What are the Navajo
The Navajo
Yes, it's the Navajo
You fucking retard
I got it right
What are you talking about?
I was going to say Cherokee or Navajo
Cherokee is fucking higher up
That's what I was thinking, that's why I didn't say it
Well this is
a hell of a scoreboard, Dan has
zero, Tyler has 100
Dan has zero
I'm one dollar
I can't lose
How do you have a hundred?
Because I just
It's too close for comfort
Tell you what you're going to do
We're going to give you both 1000 points
to wager
I want you to, you both have 1000 points
to wager for Final Jeopardy
You got to outfox
the other one, but Tyler has 100 point
advantage
Dan, you want to just go fucking
do it out
outright, we'll both bet everything
Let me think
That wouldn't work for
That would not be fair
Because he would still have 100 left
Dan, would it make you feel better
if I'm betting everything?
I don't know, I don't want anymore of your suggestions
just to what you're going to do
Because I feel like you're trying to skim
What's the category?
I'm betting everything
You're betting all
1100?
I'm betting everything
Michelle sauce
Alright Dan
Alright
Alright, question is
Also called cuspids
These type of teeth are used to firmly
hold food before tearing it apart
I can't spell
I can't spell it
I know there's a different scientific term for them
but I can't spell it
I can tell you after you say that
Dan says
What are canines?
He changed it from incisors
That's correct
He bet 999
Tyler said
What is canine?
Tyler bet it all
Oh Dan, you're so close
It's like Tyler comes away with the win
Although Dan had the correct spelling
Oh so technically
Technically
Hold on a second
Wait wait wait
If we both had it
If it comes down to the same answer
No, it comes down to the money
And I had the right spelling
How would it work on real jeopardy?
It would still work
It's to be fine
Hold on, let's see
Let's see if spelling counts on real jeopardy
I think it does, if it comes down to a tie
It's not a tie though
I have one by a hundred
No, you bet everything you got it wrong
Is what happened
No, I bet everything I got it right
You bet everything you got it wrong
Does spelling count on final jeopardy?
It does not
Tyler, it's you
I could have lied
I could have lied about that and I didn't
I could have lied just so you know I'm honest
Everybody listening, I'm fucking honest
It does not count
Phonetic spelling
I'm done
How did you spell that?
C-A-N-I-N-E
First I said incisor and then I'm like no it's not an incisor
These are the incisors
Yeah
Front teeth are the incisors
Damn
Damn, it's going to be a good week for Nvidia
Yeah
It's going to be a fucking, dude
It's going to be a good week
What we said on this podcast about killing yourself
Don't use that
This was a joke
In every way, shape, and form
But if you do happen to go to the grocery store
I do not agree with you
Potassium
Yeah, but
There's one you can get right in the spice section
You'd have to be able to start
A line on yourself and inject it
But you can't
Well, thanks for listening, Phil
Let's not end on that
Let's go for a little bit longer
Let's not end on that
Yeah
So, uh, Nvidia's doing
A split tomorrow and we're going to see
It's going to be 10 to 1 and uh
I think it's going to go to the moon after that
It's been going to the moon for a couple of weeks and uh
It's going to go back up to a thousand
The wife wants me home
Well, alright
Tyler's ending, forcibly ending this episode
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The fucking, not the email
The fucking wi-fi's down in my house
She wants me to see if I can do something about it
And as always, be kind to yourselves
And each other, motherfucker
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole
rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
extended episodes where the fuck did this yearman come from? where the fuck did stone edge come from?
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
oh they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
aliens exist as...
somewhere in China alright in some base what the fuck
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
they have dread and they are super soldiers
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
I do not agree with them
before my eyes while holding their pulse
you feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump BEEP nothing
they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real
they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology is out to still be in violence
which by the way big brother is the overlord
we're only living in the third dimension
Final Summer
All artsito gives you THAT
i fDS
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit, George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, everybody's like,
Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there.
Trump, right? Donald Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there, everybody's like,
It's so cool. Everybody's saying,
Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself.
An actual government, it's a shrine.
An actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
who are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking all of it.
The clear politics of the paid off by the fucking Bill Gates.
He fucking lost.