1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 6 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,800 Episode 75 7 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Where we just make beats now 8 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,800 Did you just do this? 9 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,800 Yeah, this is Tyler's new rap song 10 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,800 Pretty good 11 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,800 Oh yeah 12 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 This is about how Tyler hates stocks 13 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,800 That's the point 14 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,800 Sounds like it's through a fucking 1980s telephone 15 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Really? 16 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Pretty good 17 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,800 Yeah 18 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,800 Alright 19 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,800 We're good 20 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,800 We're good 21 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,800 We're good 22 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,800 We're good 23 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,800 We're good 24 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,800 We're good 25 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,800 We're good 26 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,800 We're good 27 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,800 We're good 28 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,800 We're good 29 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,800 What's up, Dan? 30 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,800 I'm here with Dan and Tyler 31 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,800 For this episode 32 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,800 Yo 33 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,800 The Trump conviction episode 34 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,800 Yeah, it's not gonna do shit 35 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 It's gonna be the first phone in the White House, buddy 36 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,800 Alright, we can cut it out 37 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,800 You know who raised $200 million? 38 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,800 $500 million now 39 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,800 What? 40 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,800 $500 million 41 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 What? 42 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,800 It's over 43 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,800 Because he wins the presidency 44 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,800 I'm gay 45 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 He got $500 million 46 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,800 Yeah, it's over 47 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,800 It's like dude, now all these rappers 48 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,800 and now it's the other way 49 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,800 The presidency is a convicted felon 50 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 That's sick, dude 51 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,800 Yeah 52 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,800 I forget what the name of that rule is 53 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,800 But it's like whatever the most preposterous outcome is 54 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,800 is the most likely 55 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,800 I thought it was Occam's Raise 56 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,800 or whatever the most likely outcome is 57 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,800 Normally what happens 58 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,800 Well, obviously whatever the most likely outcome is 59 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,800 No, but like the most obvious 60 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,800 solution to a problem is normally 61 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,800 what the solution is 62 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,800 I'm not trying to cut you off 63 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,800 But you're cutting me off 64 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,800 But I'm cutting you off 65 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,800 But like I got a call for like a house that we had to go to 66 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,800 And we were like 67 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,800 The door was not unlocked 68 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,800 So we called the fire department stuff 69 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,800 And I'm like let me check under the floor 70 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Matt, and it was right there 71 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,800 And I'm like Occam's Raise 72 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Normally the simplest solution is the solution 73 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,800 What was there? 74 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 This is like the most outlandish 75 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,800 thing that could happen 76 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,800 is what's going to happen 77 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,800 That's the most likely 78 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,800 The most ridiculous outcome is the most likely outcome 79 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,800 I mean look at what Biden has done 80 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,800 Even if like he didn't try to 81 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,800 They didn't try to fucking like 82 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,800 get Trump arrested and shit 83 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,800 He wouldn't have won in any way 84 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,800 shape or form. He's fucked up 85 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,800 so significantly 86 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,800 He didn't win the first time 87 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Yeah, he didn't win the first time either 88 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,800 He had like 3 89 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,800 He had like 3 million likes on 90 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 If he won, the only reason he won 91 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,800 is because people just were sick of the mayhem 92 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,800 Yeah 93 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,800 But then people realized, they're like 94 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Oh, like groceries were fucking cheap 95 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,800 So that was okay 96 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,800 So I'll take some like fighting with 97 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,800 the media during press conferences 98 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,800 I don't, Biden doesn't even do press conferences 99 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 He's got an underneath hand 100 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Yup, yup 101 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,800 He's like, he's just a fucking wet rag 102 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,800 He can't even have an audience 103 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,800 in the debates that they're going to do 104 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,800 I'm not voting either way cause like 105 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,800 Bro, vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr 106 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,800 All I care about now is just like 107 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,800 making money 108 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,800 So, it's like, I don't care who's in office 109 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,800 As long as I'm making money 110 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,800 You know how they say 1 out of 10 people 111 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,800 Like, what do you say? 112 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,800 1 out of 10 people 113 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,800 They're so stupid, they can't do anything 114 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,800 They can't do any task without being counterproductive 115 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,800 1 out of, yeah 116 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,800 But another 1 out of 117 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,800 1 out of every 10 people 118 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,800 is smart enough to 119 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,800 make money at the stock market 120 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,800 and invest 121 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,800 We're 1 out of 10 people 122 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,800 Probably less than that 123 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 Probably 1 out of 100 124 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,800 Blessin' that 125 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,800 1 in probably 200 people 126 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Can probably do it successfully 127 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,800 Yup 128 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,800 They said 90% of people 129 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,800 I thought we were getting away 130 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,800 without talking about that this episode 131 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,800 90% of people 132 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,800 don't make any money 133 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,800 actually lose money at day trading 134 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Right, day trading, of course 135 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,800 You guys got like anything that can hold a body 136 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,800 that I can throw a rope over 137 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,800 Yeah 138 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,800 Yeah, I think that, yeah, we got a rope case 139 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,800 that can hold, bring the whole house down 140 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,800 Yeah, 90% of people 141 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,800 lose, that's because 142 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,800 1, it takes 143 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 so much training to actually 144 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,800 do that, and most people just go in 145 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,800 and they think, this sucker's going out 146 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,800 but I'm putting all my fucking money on it 147 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,800 So Tyler's actively trying to hang himself 148 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,800 Yeah, that's solid 149 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,800 If I had to do it, if I had to give you some suggestions 150 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Let me get your opinion on 151 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,800 stock talk today, Dan, what's your 152 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,800 ideal price of buying Nvidia tomorrow? 153 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Dude, I think Nvidia 154 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,800 is probably about where it should be 155 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,800 because 156 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,800 it's in a weird spot, dude 157 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,800 I thought it had a lot more to fall 158 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,800 I told you it was going to fall 159 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,800 I told you it was overinflated 160 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,800 It went up a lot 161 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,800 It went up a ton, but it fell $50 162 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,800 which is like 163 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,800 for a stock to fall $50 164 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,800 It fell $100 165 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,800 It fell $100? Yeah 166 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,800 I saw it fall $100 today 167 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,800 Dude, that is so volatile 168 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,800 That is insane 169 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,800 There's so many degenerates right now 170 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,800 putting money on Nvidia 171 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,800 I stepped into it 172 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,800 for like 10 seconds today with like 173 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,800 6 grand 174 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,800 No, it was 175 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,800 It's so much worse 176 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,800 and then stepped out 177 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,800 I was just in it for like 10 seconds 178 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,800 and then I'm like, this is too stressful 179 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Stayed in it because it fucking doubled your money 180 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,800 No, dude 181 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,800 It's just like, it's so 182 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,800 This keeps going, I'm popping the cap off this 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,800 It's so volatile 184 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,800 I'm going to just drink all this drain out 185 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 But I actually, dude, we got to keep an eye on that 186 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,800 because I want to buy some before the split 187 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,800 What time is that? 188 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Well, I think it's at midnight 189 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,800 or it might be market open tomorrow 190 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,800 So I want to have at least one share 191 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,800 just to see what happens after the split 192 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,800 Same 193 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,800 Yeah, it would be really interesting 194 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 I think a lot of people are going to 195 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,800 fucking jump on Nvidia after 196 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,800 Just because it looks more appealing 197 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,800 Because it's going to be like 198 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,800 What is that? 199 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,800 It's going to be 120 a share 200 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,800 as of right now 201 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,800 10% split, 10 to 1 202 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,800 10 to 1 split 203 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,800 10 to 1 split, Tyler 204 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,800 So let's look at the warning label on this 205 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,800 I've actually had patients who 206 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,800 have drank drain out to try to kill themselves 207 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Really? 208 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,800 It never works 209 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,800 It gives you a really bad heartburn 210 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Keep out of reach of children or pets 211 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,800 Harmful if swallowed, may burn eye, skin, mucous membranes, and contact 212 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,800 Do not use Drainer Max Gel or drink it in anything 213 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:25,800 It may cause a violent reaction with anything with other cleaners 214 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,800 If gases are released, leave the area 215 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 So I need some bleach too 216 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Let's talk about some creative ways to kill yourself 217 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Like, let's think of 218 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,800 The most creative way I ever heard 219 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,800 I don't know where this kid got it in high school 220 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,800 But he was telling me, he's like, what I would do 221 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,800 Is I would tie piano strings around my limbs 222 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,800 Tie them to a bridge 223 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,800 And then jump off the bridge 224 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,800 So it would sever my limbs 225 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 And then you couldn't swim? 226 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,800 Yeah, so you're just this torso that falls 227 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 And your limbs are just hanging 228 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,800 It sounds like a really dark art project 229 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,800 Yeah, yeah 230 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,800 I mean, what would you do if you had to 231 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,800 Like do a creative way to kill myself? 232 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Yeah 233 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,800 So, artistic ways to kill yourself 234 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,800 Is I say 235 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,800 Like, you can do the thing where you split your wrist 236 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,800 And you fall back onto a canvas 237 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,800 That's like a human sized canvas 238 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,800 And then let the blood drain all over the canvas while you die 239 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,800 That sounds like something that somebody who went to art school would say 240 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,800 Somebody who went to college for art 241 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,800 I did 242 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,800 What about you Casey, what would you do? 243 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,800 Just disembowel myself 244 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,800 Just disembowel yourself? 245 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,800 No, but then the art piece could be called my last masterpiece 246 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 That's crazy 247 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Remember seppuku where they fucking 248 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,800 Yeah, where they fucking stabbed themselves 249 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800 And then dragged across and the guy cut their head off 250 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,800 Yeah, that's fucking metal 251 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,800 What was this? 252 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,800 This was a Japanese samurai 253 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,800 It went all the way into World War II 254 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,800 And I honor suicide 255 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,800 When they did something dishonorable 256 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,800 Like if you surrendered like the Japanese did to America 257 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,800 The generals of the Japanese army would fucking stab themselves with fucking swords 258 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:21,800 And then drag it across while another guy cut their head off 259 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,800 Wow, at least they knew 260 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:29,800 They didn't bullshit and dance around the fucking bush 261 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,800 This is like what's got to be done 262 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800 I'm a piece of shit 263 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,800 Honor suicide was a big thing back then 264 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:42,800 Because in Japan being dishonored was worse than death 265 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,800 So you could make up by dying 266 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:50,800 Like you could gain your honor back by literally dying 267 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,800 That's pretty dope 268 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,800 So either they would go on a suicide mission or they would do seppuku 269 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,800 Wow, that's fucking wild 270 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,800 Because you came back from a suicide mission 271 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:07,800 Then that would restore your honor because you went on a thing that you did that 272 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,800 The Japanese are just so likable 273 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:15,800 They do everything right 274 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,800 They just get it 275 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,800 It's the land of 110 pound brunettes 276 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,800 No, it's not brunette 277 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800 It's fucking jet black 278 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800 That's what a brunette is 279 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,800 Brunette is like my color 280 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,800 Raven haired is black haired 281 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,800 Brunette is like brown 282 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,800 I thought it was black 283 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,800 No, black isn't brunette, black is raven 284 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,800 Japanese technology is fucking crazy 285 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,800 Japanese technology 286 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Yeah dude 287 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,800 Dude, they drive a fucking Japanese car, it's fucking great 288 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,800 In the Subaru 289 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,800 Just fucking watch a video of a guy walking around fucking Tokyo 290 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,800 They have these little sleep pods 291 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,800 But they also, fun fact about Tokyo, have bars that are Japanese only 292 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,800 If you're white, black, whatever 293 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,800 Anything besides Japanese you can't go to that bar 294 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,800 Oh, they're racist too 295 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,800 No, like Japan is super racist 296 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,800 I wouldn't say it's racist 297 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:17,800 I'd say that a lot of people are fucking tourists and it's annoying 298 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:22,800 So in New York City we can deny foreigners at bars? 299 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,800 Yeah, it's different though 300 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,800 No, it's not different Dan 301 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800 It is different 302 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,800 That's not different 303 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,800 It is different 304 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,800 You can't discriminate based on somebody's race 305 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,800 I'll tell you why you can't 306 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,800 No, but they do it and they can do it 307 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800 God damn it Dan 308 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,800 That's America 309 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 I'll tell you why they do it 310 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,800 Because Japan is a homogenized nation 311 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,800 So they're largely all the same race 312 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,800 They also hate disabled people 313 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,800 Like 99.9% 314 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:55,800 That's actually not true and I will tell you they actually love disabled people 315 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,800 They're mostly disabled because they're mostly old people 316 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,800 They respect their elderly, if you're a disabled white person they hate you 317 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:08,800 Well, no, they want to maintain 318 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,800 Because they have all these fucking people coming from all over the place that are just fucking tourists 319 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,800 Fucking nose pickers 320 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,800 Just like, what is this a sake bar? 321 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,800 And some dudes just trying to fucking enjoy his fucking sake 322 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,800 Like being a normal Japanese dude 323 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:28,800 And these fucking nose picker, fucking worm brain, fucking freaks 324 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Are coming over just destroying their fucking culture 325 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,800 And it's like, it's not a race thing, it's a culture thing 326 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,800 So fucking, like, I can't 327 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,800 So if there's a person who can't speak English, like a Chinese guy 328 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,800 Chinese are notoriously bad tourists 329 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,800 Like they just fuck around and do awful things while they're being tourists 330 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:51,800 So if there's a Chinese guy who fucking cuts the entire line at fucking a New York City bar 331 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,800 I won't let, like, not letting him in is appropriate 332 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800 Well dude, look, here's the thing 333 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,800 We're not a homogenized nation 334 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,800 Yeah, but 335 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,800 We're, so no, you can't 336 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,800 Because we're just like, there's no culture to maintain 337 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,800 Because there is no homogenized culture like that 338 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,800 You know, like there is in Japan 339 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,800 So do you think homogenized culture is better? 340 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,800 No, I mean, obviously 341 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,800 One disease could take out that entire country 342 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,800 The country has 343 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,800 Do you think legal immigrants deserve healthcare? 344 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,800 No, the main country that's not homogenized 345 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,800 We'll get back to that 346 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,800 The main country in the world that's not homogenized is the United States and we're the world power 347 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,800 So is a homogenized nation better? 348 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800 No 349 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800 Look, all the other ones are 350 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Dude, fucking China's 20 years behind us in technology 351 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800 They say that they're not though 352 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800 Okay, well 353 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,800 Dude, when you don't even have a nuclear aircraft carrier 354 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,800 I thought they did 355 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,800 They don't even have one, bro 356 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,800 I thought they did have one though 357 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,800 Does Russia have one? 358 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,800 It doesn't matter, even if they had one, we have seven or eight 359 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800 That means what that means 360 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Nuclear aircraft carrier 361 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,800 When aircraft carrier is nuclear, it means it has unlimited range in the world 362 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:12,800 It means we bring a fucking fleet of the highest level, newest generation fighter jets to your fucking porch, dude 363 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Like it doesn't matter where you are 364 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,800 Does Russia have that? 365 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,800 No, their aircraft carriers got sunk during this fucking war with Ukraine 366 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:24,800 Dude, it's like they literally they're 20 or 30 years behind 367 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,800 So being homogenized, no, it's not a good thing 368 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,800 But also look at what COVID did to China compared to us 369 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800 We got over it in like less than a year 370 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,800 It's still a problem in China because they fucking can't handle it 371 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,800 Really? 372 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800 Yeah 373 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800 They invented it 374 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Yeah, but the thing is with fucking diseases 375 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Exhibit A, I mean they can't even handle their own technology 376 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,800 But like diseases specifically affect different races differently 377 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,800 Like and sometimes it's so much worse for like other races 378 00:16:53,800 --> 00:17:00,800 But like a disease that would be like, you know, standard for a white person could be deadly to a fucking like Asian person 379 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,800 Like or a black person or whatever 380 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Like it could be like but the thing is like especially in a country that is all one race 381 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:18,800 If you use a bi like like biological weapons that are designed to like like infect a certain race only is a thing that exists 382 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,800 And like it's a it wouldn't be as big of a problem in America 383 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:30,800 But if like we launched it at like fucking let's say China or something where they're 90 fucking 8% Chinese 384 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,800 Like and it's genetically altered to just like to attack specifically 385 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,800 Tyler said it wouldn't be a problem if it was only one race in America 386 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,800 Just got wiped out 387 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,800 I'm just saying biological weapons exist and they're engineered 388 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,800 Asian people don't get cavities 389 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Yeah, it's like they have cavities you actually aren't born with the ability to get cavities 390 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,800 You get cavities from 391 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,800 Yes, Tyler, because you don't have teeth 392 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,800 When you're born 393 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:06,800 No, it's a bacteria in your mouth that does that but you only get that from other people 394 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,800 Wow, that's really? 395 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,800 That's an actual fact, yeah 396 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,800 I found that out the other day and I'm like no fucking way so I looked into it and I'm like 397 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,800 What if you're born in the woods and you've never seen another person 398 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Then you won't get cavities 399 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Damn 400 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,800 Oh wow, that's fucking wild 401 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,800 Yeah, and then some people are just 402 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800 It's like herpes 403 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,800 Some people are prone to cavities like super prone to cavities 404 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800 Have you ever had one? 405 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,800 No, I'm one of the ones that's super prone to cavities 406 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,800 Damn, I've never had a cavity that I know of 407 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,800 Maybe you never got the bacteria, bro 408 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,800 No, I'm sure I did 409 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,800 You want a fucking kiss on the mouth? 410 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,800 No, I'm good, I mean my girlfriend's had cavities so 411 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800 So yeah, you got it 412 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,800 Yeah 413 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,800 But I got a weird story that happened yesterday 414 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,800 Hold on, Casey, have you ever had a cavity? 415 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,800 I think once when I was a little younger 416 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,800 Alright 417 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800 I had a weird experience 418 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,800 So I was walking around yesterday because I just wanted to do like a walk 419 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,800 It was a nice day 420 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,800 So I was walking around like my old neighborhood from when I was a kid 421 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:12,800 And you know, just a standard walk and nothing weird was going on 422 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,800 Then a random car with two girls just pull up next to me 423 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,800 And I'm like 424 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,800 Yeah, yeah, boy 425 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,800 What the fuck is going on? 426 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:25,800 And I took off my headphones and they rolled down the window and I'm like 427 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800 Can I help you? 428 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,800 And they go, do you go to church on Sunday? 429 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800 They go 430 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,800 Yeah, I do actually 431 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,800 I'm like, what church do you go to? 432 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,800 I'm like St. Michael's 433 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,800 And they're like, would you like to try a different church? 434 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,800 And I just go, nope 435 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,800 And they just go, oh 436 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,800 And they just slowly drive off after that 437 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,800 I'm like, what the fuck was that? 438 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Damn, that sounds like your wet dream, dude 439 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,800 They were trying to fucking convert you 440 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,800 Yeah, they were trying to convert me and I'm like, yeah, fuck you 441 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800 Fucking dirty fucking Catholic 442 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800 They look like Mormons 443 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800 Mormons, yeah 444 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,800 Oh, they were probably Jehovah's Witnesses 445 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800 No, they wouldn't do that 446 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,800 Smoking hot Jehovah's Witness 447 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,800 No, they wouldn't do that, that's not their MO 448 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,800 Their MO is they don't give a fuck if you go to church 449 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800 They don't, because their church is better 450 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800 So it doesn't matter what the fuck you do 451 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,800 They would never ask that because it's wrong 452 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,800 So they wouldn't want to know that you go to church because 453 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,800 Theirs is the best on earth, so 454 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,800 They would want to convert you to their church 455 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,800 Yes, that's, yeah, of course 456 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,800 But like, what the fuck, I'm like 457 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,800 I don't know what the fuck's going on there 458 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,800 I thought they were going to be like, hey, you want to come with us to our church? 459 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,800 Let's get back now 460 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800 I don't want to do that 461 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,800 But like, they looked like they were like 22 462 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800 22 years old 463 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,800 I would have gotten in the car with them 464 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800 They just told them to fuck off basically 465 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,800 I would have been out of here 466 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,800 How arrogant do you have to be to try to convert people to your religion 467 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,800 Yeah, that's pretty 468 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,800 They were driving around and every person that they saw on the sidewalk 469 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800 They were just asking to fucking go to church 470 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,800 My way of thinking is the only way of thinking 471 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,800 But I'm like, also, I was in fucking Water of Elite where 472 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,800 I'd say 80% of us are still Catholic, like in the city 473 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800 And they're very staunch Catholics 474 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,800 So it's probably the wrong city to do that 475 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800 They're staunch Catholics? 476 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,800 What the fuck does that mean? 477 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:27,800 A very set in their ways, religion-wise 478 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,800 But yeah, that's the wrong city to do that in 479 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:37,800 Because you either have Catholics, you have Orthodox, or you have staunch atheists 480 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,800 Staunch atheists 481 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,800 And they're like, that's pretty much what the entire city is 482 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,800 And those girls had no idea what the fuck they were getting into 483 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,800 I'm a staunch atheist 484 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800 I know you are, because you're a fucking loser 485 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,800 But yeah, we're just making beats now though 486 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,800 But what soap do you use? 487 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,800 What soap do you use? 488 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,800 Just a random subject name 489 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:08,800 What was the thing we were talking about before I asked what soap you use? 490 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800 Dude, I don't know, but it was so random 491 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,800 It was just a complete 360, 180 492 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,800 But seriously, what soap do you use? 493 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,800 What soap do you use? 494 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Is that the name of the episode? 495 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800 Yeah, yeah 496 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,800 What soap do you use? 497 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,800 Yeah 498 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,800 But yeah, I did fucking like, I was like, what the fuck? 499 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,800 But I was walking around the city that I grew up in 500 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,800 And it looks so much fucking different now 501 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800 It's like a completely different place 502 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,800 It felt like, kind of like, you know, when you move out of a house 503 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,800 And you're looking at the empty house and being like, I don't live here anymore type thing 504 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,800 It felt like that just as a city 505 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,800 It was real weird 506 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,800 Because I was walking through, went by the house that I grew up as a kid 507 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,800 My family doesn't live there anymore, it's a completely new family 508 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,800 Everyone on the street that I grew up on moved away 509 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,800 So it was completely different 510 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 They cut down all the trees on the street 511 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,800 Because they had them lining the street 512 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,800 And just fucking everything was gone 513 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,800 The church that I went to as a kid is now a factory 514 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800 For what? 515 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,800 T-shirts 516 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,800 Chocolate? T-shirt factory, of course 517 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,800 Hopefully it's for Nvidia computer chips 518 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800 But like, I was going through 519 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,800 That's in Taiwan 520 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,800 But I was like, going through, like, my elementary school was also attached to the church 521 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,800 So my elementary school, the one is a T-shirt factory 522 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,800 The one is a storage thing for something 523 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,800 And the other one is an Oriental 524 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,800 Basketball league, like a gym-ish 525 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,800 A what? 526 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800 An Oriental basketball league 527 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,800 It's always bad when there are repurposes of churches like that 528 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,800 What? 529 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,800 The fuck does that mean? 530 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,800 It's literally called the Oriental basketball league 531 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,800 It's just for Asians? 532 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800 It's just for Asians, yeah 533 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,800 What? 534 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,800 Yeah, and I'm like, dude, and I was walking by 535 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,800 I was kind of looking up at it 536 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,800 And then an Asian dude walked by and stared at me that I was staring at the fucking building 537 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800 And I'm like, the fuck, dude? 538 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,800 And he walked inside 539 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,800 I'm like, I'm looking at a place that I fucking used to go as a kid 540 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,800 And like, where my grandparents lived isn't there anymore 541 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,800 It's fucking completely renovated 542 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,800 And like, fucking shit 543 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:21,800 I'm like, damn, dude, like, everywhere when I was a kid is just fucking gone now 544 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800 That's not a real thing 545 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,800 Oriental basketball league 546 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800 It's a fucking thing, dude 547 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800 It says it on the sign outside 548 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,800 That's so racist 549 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,800 They called themselves Oriental 550 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:38,800 I know, but that's like saying like a whites only basketball league 551 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,800 Like Dan said, it's okay for them to be racist 552 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800 It is okay 553 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800 Jesus Christ 554 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,800 Dan, you buying stocks? 555 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,800 Oh shit, I got a couple minutes 556 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,800 No, I'm having Chad GBT write rap songs in the style of other rappers 557 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,800 And see if they come out better and less autistic sounding 558 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,800 Do they? 559 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800 Yeah, they do, they do 560 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,800 I did this track on Joel Olsteen 561 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800 It was actually pretty fire 562 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,800 Let me see here 563 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,800 Joel Olsteen 564 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800 Yo, Joel Olsteen 565 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800 It's time to take a seat 566 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,800 You're a mega pastor, but your message feels weak 567 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:25,800 You preach about philosophy, all that cash, but your gospel's got a hole like a ship that's gonna crash 568 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:31,800 Living in a mansion, driving fancy cars, while your congregation's struggling, you live under the stars 569 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,800 You wrote this? 570 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,800 This was Chad GBT 571 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,800 Oh, okay 572 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:42,800 You talk about blessings, wealth on display, but where's your empathy for those who pray every day? 573 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,800 You closed down your doors when the storm hit town, left your flock in the flood while you didn't come around 574 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:53,800 Hypocrisy's your game with a smile that fake, behind the puppet, you're just another snake 575 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,800 Damn, ouch, sting the burn 576 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,800 Promising riches, salvation for a fee, you're selling out the gospel, on that we can agree 577 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:07,800 Your words are sugar-coated, but they don't hold weight, in the eyes of the righteous, your empire's built on hate 578 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:13,800 So take your private jets and your gold-plated thrones, remember Joel, you can't take those to the tombstones 579 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:19,800 The true message of Christ isn't sold by the pound, it's found in the humble where love is profound 580 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:25,800 Keep on grinning, Joel, while the world sees through, your shallow gospel you preach, it ain't nothing new 581 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:32,800 You got the world's eyes, but you missed the call, to serve the least of all, and give it your all 582 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,800 You just fucking destroyed that whole man's career 583 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800 That man is fucking done now 584 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,800 He's like, he does not have any employment anymore 585 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,800 That man is fucking done 586 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,800 I'm trying to think of like other things that we can do diss tracks on 587 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,800 What's the one that you made? 588 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,800 What is it, Dan? 589 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800 No, I just... 590 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800 No, just go on, say what you're saying 591 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800 No, dude, I was dumb, what are you fucking saying? 592 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 Dude, I had... 593 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,800 I had some chat-gv-t right on about being a Joba's Witness 594 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,800 This shit is fucking hilarious 595 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,800 Dude, tell me 596 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,800 No, dude, I don't know if I wanna... 597 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,800 Wait, what happened? 598 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800 I gotta finish reading it 599 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800 I'm gonna fucking make one 600 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 Fucking hilarious 601 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,800 I'm gonna make one about being a fucking hard... 602 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,800 Make a hard-style rap about being a Catholic 603 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,800 Make a hard-style rap 604 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800 Who did you write it in the style of? 605 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800 I didn't have it do it in a certain style 606 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,800 I just said write me a rap song about being a Joba's Witness 607 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,800 Yo, this is fucking sick 608 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800 Yo, I'm a Catholic, wear my faith-like armor 609 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,800 Rosary beads swing, yeah, I'm a soul charmer 610 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,800 In the face of evil, I got the power of the cross 611 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,800 Redemption in my veins, can't count me lost 612 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800 Confession booth hit, and it cleansed my soul 613 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,800 In the light... 614 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,800 Oh, fuck, that's fucking a long one, holy shit 615 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,800 Confession booth hit, cleansed my soul in the light 616 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800 Kneel down, hands clasped, ready for a fight 617 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800 Eucharist in hand, this is my holy might 618 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,800 Living by the word, turning wrongs into rites 619 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,800 Crucifix on my chest, never second-guess 620 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800 Faith in the Lord, I'm forever blessed 621 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,800 Holy Spirit with me, I can face the test 622 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,800 Catholic pride, never settle for less 623 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800 Saints got my back every step that I take 624 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,800 Saint Michael by my side, never fear the snake 625 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,800 Guardian angel with me, every move I make 626 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,800 In the shadow of his wings, my soul's awake 627 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800 Daily prayer grind, keep my spirit refined 628 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,800 Bible in my hand, salvation in my mind 629 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,800 Hail Mary, full of grace, peace I find 630 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800 Yo, that was sick! 631 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,800 In the love of Christ, true freedom defined 632 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800 Crucifix on... that's the chorus 633 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,800 From the Vatican halls to the streets where I stand 634 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,800 One faith, one church, united we stand 635 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,800 With the Pope as our guide and God's command 636 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,800 In the name of the Father, we reclaim this land 637 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800 Sacred heart beating, my rhythm and rhyme 638 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,800 Following his path, ain't no mountain I can't climb 639 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,800 With the Holy Scriptures, every verse, every line 640 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,800 I'm a warrior of Christ, in his name I shine 641 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,800 Eternal life promise, that's the ultimate goal 642 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,800 Keep my spirit pure, I won't sell my soul 643 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,800 With Christ as my rock, I'm forever whole 644 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,800 Catholic to the core, it's fire in my soul 645 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800 In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost 646 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,800 I rep the Holy Trinity, yeah, that's my boast 647 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,800 From baptism to grave, it's the faith I choose 648 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,800 Catholic strong to the end, I'll never be whole 649 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:41,800 If you like Tyler's acapella rap, like us on Facebook 650 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800 I got one here 651 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,800 Two hot Mormon girls pull up in a ride 652 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,800 Smiles on their face with sparkles in their eyes 653 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,800 Pull up to Tyler, he's chilling outside 654 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,800 They step out the car saying, boy we got a surprise 655 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,800 Dressed in modest clothes but they got that charm 656 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800 Talking about faith, ain't doing no harm 657 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800 Tyler's intrigued, leaning on his arm 658 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,800 They hand him a book, like a spiritual alarm 659 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,800 Hey Tyler, they say, let's talk about the faith 660 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800 The Church of Latter-day Saints, it's the path we embrace 661 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,800 Joseph Smith's vision is a heavenly place 662 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,800 Come join us Tyler, let's run this race 663 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,800 Tyler's listening, taking in every word 664 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800 These girls got a message they want to be heard 665 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,800 Talking about the prophet, how the spirit stirred 666 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,800 In the light of the gospel, their faith undeterred 667 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800 So here's Tyler caught up in their vibe 668 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,800 Mormon girls shining with that spiritual drive 669 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,800 Trying to convert, show them how they thrive 670 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,800 In the light of the Lord, how they truly arrive 671 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800 Damn 672 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,800 Damn bitch 673 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800 That was a little too long 674 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,800 I thought it would never end but 675 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800 I thought it would never end 676 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800 Oh my god 677 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,800 Let's talk about some ridiculous ideas for segments 678 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800 So this is not a ridiculous idea but 679 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,800 I didn't finish talking about creative ways to kill ourselves 680 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,800 Oh, go ahead 681 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800 That's gonna get us cancelled bro 682 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,800 No way dude, what I would do is I would start a line on myself 683 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,800 And in saline flesh I would mix up some potassium citrate 684 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,800 And just send it home 685 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,800 Oh yeah, that just tops your heart 686 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,800 The Untitled podcast does not say that you should do any of these things 687 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,800 I see you've just thought about this 688 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,800 Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that 689 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800 That was, this was in Minecraft 690 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,800 In Minecraft, no I mean nobody's gonna do that 691 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800 Nobody's gonna order it online 692 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800 Well now they might 693 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,800 The Untitled podcast does not say order this online 694 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,800 What if the show blows up some day and somebody mixes up some potassium 695 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800 Just cause of you 696 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:46,800 Eh, look you can, if you really want to make it quick and you don't feel like waiting 697 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800 You can go to the grocery store and 698 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,800 Eeeeee 699 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,800 Are you trying to block me from saying that? 700 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800 We should not say this 701 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,800 Oh man, what is that stuff called? 702 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,800 No, no 703 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,800 I can't think of the name of it 704 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,800 It's in the spice section 705 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800 A K? 706 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,800 K, no it's not, what K plus? 707 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800 No, just K 708 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800 Special K 709 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,800 You inject a banana into you, that's how you do it 710 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,800 Yeah, but what the fuck is that shit called? 711 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800 We're not talking about that 712 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800 God, I can't think of the name of it now 713 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800 Hold on a sec 714 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800 That's unfortunate Dan, anyways 715 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,800 It's the stuff that's left over from wine production 716 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800 You can get it in the spice section 717 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,800 From wine production? 718 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,800 Yeah 719 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,800 You mean like a byproduct of fermentation? 720 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,800 Yes 721 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,800 It's potassium 722 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,800 Lactate? 723 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800 That's so weird 724 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,800 Let me see, wine production 725 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,800 Lactic acid? 726 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,800 So what do you guys think about 9-11? 727 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,800 I think it was the outside job 728 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800 The outside job? 729 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,800 Yeah, it happens outside 730 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,800 Damn, what the fuck? 731 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:10,800 This shit is nuts dude 732 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,800 What's that? 733 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,800 Look at this shit 734 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:22,800 Women do crazy things man 735 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,800 Damn, that's a tiny little waste 736 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,800 Yeah, because she's fucking wrapping a fucking thing around it 737 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,800 Dude, that cannot be good for you 738 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,800 You're probably dying if you do that 739 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,800 It's like a tourniquet 740 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800 Yeah 741 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800 What the fuck? 742 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:43,800 I learned this the other day from a case that my friend was working on 743 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,800 There's actually a thing where they amputate your lower half 744 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Pardon? 745 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,800 Yeah, it's like a something-ectomy 746 00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:00,800 The thing where Chris Angel splits someone in half 747 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800 And there's just a woman that had that 748 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,800 And she doesn't have any legs 749 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,800 It looks like she's actually 750 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,800 Yeah, it looked like there was actually somebody split in half 751 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:14,800 And there was another dude that was a fucking contortionist 752 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,800 That was just the legs 753 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,800 Fucking Chris Angel 754 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,800 Yeah, it's fucked up 755 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,800 What the fuck is that potassium shit called? 756 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,800 Why are we talking about how to kill yourself? 757 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,800 The ADHD episode 758 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,800 This show sucks 759 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,800 I had to get one more in there 760 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800 What episode is this? 761 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,800 Seventy something? 762 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,800 Seventy five 763 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800 God damn 764 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,800 Tyler, look behind you 765 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800 Behind that HES truck right there 766 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,800 So this is what I propose 767 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800 What is it Tyler? 768 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800 Oh no 769 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,800 Oh no 770 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,800 It's really back 771 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,800 Oh no 772 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,800 It's a fucking electronic training collar? 773 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800 No 774 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800 Oh fuck 775 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800 I was watching videos really 776 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800 Did this work? 777 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800 I don't know, I haven't tried it but it's supposed to 778 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800 It's a fucking shock collar 779 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800 There will be like a guy in the supermarket 780 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 And he's like buying whatever 781 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800 No, is that what that is? 782 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800 They put it on his leg and shock him 783 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800 Is that a shock collar? 784 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800 Stop 785 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,800 Dude 786 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,800 I told you I had an idea for a deleted 787 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800 Let me see this 788 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,800 Put this on you real quick 789 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,800 Dude, I don't know if that's safe for human use 790 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,800 If it's safe for a dog, it's safe for a fucking human 791 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800 I think you can put it on your leg 792 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,800 Probably don't put it around your 793 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800 No way 794 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800 Does this work? 795 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800 Dude, this is gonna be 796 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,800 This is how the police show up 797 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,800 How do you turn it on? 798 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800 No way 799 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,800 Are we really gonna put a shock collar on Ali Mac? 800 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800 Well, you can put it on 801 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800 How much did you pay for that? 802 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800 That was like 20 bucks 803 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800 Dude, Jesus Christ 804 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800 This is awesome 805 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,800 This is awesome 806 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800 Did it shock you? 807 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800 A little bit 808 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800 Or am I just going crazy? 809 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800 I think there's different settings 810 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800 There's different levels 811 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800 Do you have to take these off? 812 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800 Oh fuck, that's fucked 813 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,800 They're like pointed 814 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,800 What's pointed? 815 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800 Is this connected? 816 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800 Let's look it up real quick 817 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800 Okay 818 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800 Hand strap 819 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800 Shock 820 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800 Shock plus 821 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800 A 10% boost to the shocking 822 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800 How funny would that be? 823 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,800 Every time Ali Mac gets a question wrong 824 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800 On Jeopardy 825 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800 Dude, that'd be amazing 826 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800 I feel like that's abusive though 827 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,800 Okay, it's on 828 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800 Okay, that's on 829 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800 Tyler, try it and tell us if it's abusive 830 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,800 It makes a sound, dude 831 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800 Dude, what? 832 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,800 Don't touch it 833 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800 What's the level 10? 834 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800 Dude, this is criminal 835 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,800 Are you touching it? 836 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,800 No, I'm not touching it 837 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,800 Is it vibrating? 838 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,800 No 839 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800 Okay 840 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,800 Is it vibrating? 841 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,800 Touch it with your finger 842 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,800 You touch it with your finger 843 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,800 I'll do it 844 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800 Wait, hit the button 845 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,800 What's the voltage on this thing? 846 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800 Ow! 847 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,800 How bad did it hurt? 848 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,800 Not bad, it just got me through the rubber 849 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,800 I just said ow because it was 850 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,800 Shocking? 851 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800 It was like unexpected 852 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,800 What level was that? 853 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800 This is level 10 apparently 854 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,800 I think you can turn it down 855 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,800 Is that the highest one? 856 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800 You want to put your finger on it? 857 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800 No, put it around your leg 858 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800 Alright, I'm pressing it 859 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800 Hold it down 860 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800 Holding it 861 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,800 You can't hold it down 862 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800 You think you can just hold it down and taste the dog? 863 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,800 No, just press your finger to it 864 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800 And then I'll press it 865 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800 How about you do it to yourself? 866 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800 Put it around your leg 867 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,800 Put it around your arm 868 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800 Oh fuck! 869 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800 Shocking 870 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,800 Yeah, it hurts 871 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800 It hurts a little bit 872 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,800 Are you on the highest level? 873 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,800 I don't know if 10 is the highest level 874 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800 What if we shock the table? 875 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800 Don't do that 876 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800 Don't be retarded 877 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,800 Those are kind of fucking cruel to animals dude 878 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800 Put your finger on it, I'll do a shock 879 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800 I'm alive 880 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800 You have to hold your finger on it 881 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800 Did you do it? 882 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800 Yeah, I'm pressing it 883 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800 Now put your tongue on it 884 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,800 Did you do it? 885 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800 I'm pressing it dude 886 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800 I don't feel anything 887 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,800 I think you have to do both of them 888 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800 Did you touch both of them? 889 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800 Yeah, I put it on my fucking leg dude 890 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800 Did you touch both of them? 891 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800 No, but it definitely shocked me 892 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800 Oh shit 893 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800 I'm not touching it 894 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800 Just put your finger on it and I'll touch it for a second 895 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800 I can't 896 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800 Did it get you? 897 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,800 No, I'm just like 898 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800 You're a pussy 899 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800 Nothing? 900 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800 No, nothing 901 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800 Maybe it's gotta be on your fucking skin 902 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800 Maybe it's gotta be on my neck 903 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800 Put your fingers on it too 904 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800 It shocked me but it wasn't that bad 905 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800 Just do both 906 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800 Just hit it 907 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800 You have to be a dog 908 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800 How did it fucking shock me? 909 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800 I can feel it 910 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800 It's shocking you? 911 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,800 Not a lot 912 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800 What about this one? 913 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800 Little more? 914 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800 Yeah, I was at 10 times 915 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800 Little more 916 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800 How do you fucking raise the sticks? 917 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800 Yeah, but I'm touching it off to the side 918 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Here, I'll touch them spot on 919 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,800 Go ahead and do it 920 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800 Oh, it goes 1 to 99 921 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800 Oh 922 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800 1 to 99? 923 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,800 Let me see what 10 is 924 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800 Just do 10 925 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800 Do it 926 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800 Do it again 927 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800 Do it again 928 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800 You feeling it? 929 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800 Do it again 930 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800 Do it again 931 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,800 Do it again 932 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Turn it up 933 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800 Turn it up some 934 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,800 88 935 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,800 I gotta push it down 936 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800 And then do it 937 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800 I just don't trust either of them 938 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,800 You wanna go 99? 939 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,800 Or do you wanna 940 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800 Just go up a little bit 941 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800 No, just go up to 20 942 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800 I'll go up to 20 943 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,800 As you can see 944 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800 It's all 20 945 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,800 You want me to go higher? 946 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800 Do it again 947 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800 Just push it 948 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,800 Do it again 949 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800 Do it again 950 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,800 So what I think 951 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800 Here, do it again 952 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800 Do it again 953 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,800 So the strongest I'm getting 954 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800 Do it again 955 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,800 The strongest I'm getting 956 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800 Is touching the sides of it 957 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,800 Do it again 958 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800 So if you touch the sides and the tips at the same time 959 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800 Do it again 960 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,800 Oh yeah 961 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800 This is a very central podcast 962 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,800 Yeah 963 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800 So your fingers have to touch 964 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800 It's gotta be on your skin, I'm guessing 965 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800 That's the thing 966 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800 You're pushing into the dogs 967 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800 But it has to touch the sides 968 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800 And the tips at the same time 969 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800 I fucking zapped them in the neck 970 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,800 That's why you 971 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800 You wanna go higher? 972 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800 No, let me try it on an area that's sensitive 973 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,800 Do it 974 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800 Do it 975 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800 Oh yeah, it hurts way worse than 976 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800 Cause your fingertips aren't that 977 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800 They can take some pain 978 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800 Alright 979 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,800 Do it 980 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,800 Do it on the back of my hand 981 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,800 Oh yeah 982 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,800 Do it 983 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800 Do it on the back of my hand 984 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800 Alright 985 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,800 Don't punch your computer 986 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800 I didn't even fucking press it 987 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800 Press it, just press it 988 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,800 Oh god, don't hold my hand there 989 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800 Oh 990 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800 What the fuck 991 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800 Let me see 992 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800 Was that at 20? 993 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,800 Yeah 994 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800 I can raise it up a little bit more if you want 995 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800 I'll put this on my neck 996 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800 Don't put that on your neck 997 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800 You gotta put it on your like 998 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,800 On your thigh 999 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,800 Let's do it to level 30 1000 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800 I didn't feel it on my leg 1001 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800 It's not even making contact 1002 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,800 That one hurt worse? 1003 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800 It just feels like you're getting like 1004 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800 Grrr 1005 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800 Ow 1006 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,800 Damn that fucking hurts 1007 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800 How long did it hurt for? 1008 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,800 What's it at 30? 1009 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,800 Put it on 50 1010 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,800 See that's pretty humane is like on your wrist 1011 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,800 Yeah put it on 50 1012 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,800 You wanna try? 1013 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800 I don't wanna like go into 1014 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,800 SVT 1015 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,800 Fuck it dude, you only live once 1016 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,800 Let me fucking shock him 1017 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800 You just go into SVT once, just try it out 1018 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,800 I have a fucking hard condition 1019 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,800 So I don't know if doing it intellectually would be the fucking 1020 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800 Why is this? 1021 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800 Don't keep pressing it 1022 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800 He's fucking trying to put it on 1023 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,800 What is uh 1024 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,800 What does this one do? 1025 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,800 It does a 10% more 1026 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800 10% more? 1027 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,800 Yeah 1028 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,800 Let me feel it on my ankle 1029 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800 Press it 1030 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800 Which one? 1031 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800 The lower one 1032 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,800 Oh 1033 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800 Oh gotcha 1034 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,800 I don't even feel that 1035 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,800 Ow 1036 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800 It's like not even that bad though 1037 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800 Cause it's like I feel like 1038 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,800 Your lower legs are used to getting like 1039 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,800 Venomous like snake bites and shit 1040 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,800 Without a calf 1041 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800 Let me do it 1042 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 Wait does it feel any different when I push this one? 1043 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800 Mmmmm 1044 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,800 That's pretty good 1045 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,800 On your calf is pretty good cause it's like 1046 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,800 It's bad but not so bad 1047 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,800 Hold on KC Jesus 1048 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,800 God hold on I'm gonna put it on 1049 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,800 I didn't push it 1050 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,800 Push it and test 1051 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,800 The fuck was that? 1052 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,800 F1 level? 1053 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800 Oh maybe so you can't just 1054 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,800 Torture your dog 1055 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800 F1 level what does that mean? 1056 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800 F1 level? 1057 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800 Oh no I got it 1058 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800 Ow 1059 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800 Wait does this feel any 1060 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,800 Does that feel any different from this? 1061 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800 AHHHH 1062 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800 Which one is worse? 1063 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,800 I don't know do it again 1064 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800 AHHHH 1065 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,800 Number one 1066 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,800 Or number two 1067 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,800 Number one 1068 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,800 Wait 1069 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800 Does the lower button have 1070 00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800 Does this lower bar only have 1071 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,800 One button on it? 1072 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,800 No the one on the left is 1073 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,800 Is the one thing the one on the right is the other 1074 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,800 What's the difference though? 1075 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,800 The one on the right 1076 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,800 Is higher 1077 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800 The one on the left is 1078 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,800 Dan said the one on the left was worse 1079 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800 I think it was just the way it was connected 1080 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,800 Yeah 1081 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,800 What if they're like oh you're torturing your dog 1082 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,800 And be like no we're just torturing people 1083 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,800 Don't worry about it 1084 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,800 Like they send a fucking message out 1085 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,800 Being like they shocked a dog a billion times 1086 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800 That would be hilarious 1087 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800 Put it on your balls 1088 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,800 Here hit it 1089 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,800 And see if it works through my pants 1090 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,800 A little bit 1091 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800 Yeah I barely feel it 1092 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,800 Yeah it's gonna be okay 1093 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,800 Damn it's just 1094 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800 Too hard to um 1095 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,800 It's too hard to do 1096 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,800 Dude 1097 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,800 Make a prank call 1098 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,800 And I'll just fucking shock you every five seconds 1099 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,800 AHHHHH 1100 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,800 Just go AHHHH 1101 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,800 Go through the drive through 1102 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Order something 1103 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,800 You ready? 1104 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800 No 1105 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800 Dude that's the worst 1106 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,800 That is bad 1107 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,800 I can feel that in the back of my scalp 1108 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,800 Oh my god 1109 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800 Holy shit 1110 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800 We do this at dogs? 1111 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,800 Dude that's bad 1112 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,800 What was that at level 50? 1113 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,800 That's not even at 1114 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,800 That's halfway to the highest 1115 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,800 That's bad 1116 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,800 That's the worst is on your neck 1117 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,800 Holy shit 1118 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,800 Alright I'm putting it at 1119 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,800 One 1120 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,800 Number one 1121 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,800 Go for it 1122 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800 No go up 1123 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,800 I feel it but it's like not bad 1124 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,800 How about uh 1125 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,800 15 1126 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,800 Oh 1127 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800 Yeah do it again 1128 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800 Yeah do it again 1129 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,800 Holy shit 1130 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800 Dude try that 1131 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,800 Fucking try 15 1132 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,800 Right on the back of your neck 1133 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,800 That's a nice one 1134 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,800 That's a good like bad but not so bad 1135 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,800 We're gonna kill Ali Mack 1136 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,800 15 on the back of the neck 1137 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,800 Ah fuck 1138 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,800 Ah you're right that sucks 1139 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,800 That's like a nice joke 1140 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,800 Give me the tingles bro 1141 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800 Alright 1142 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,800 Put it on 50 1143 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,800 50 on the back of your neck 1144 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,800 I don't wanna do this 1145 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,800 I think if you work you we can work your way up to 50 1146 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800 Left button or right button 1147 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800 Standard button bro 1148 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,800 Alright alright fuck it fuck it 1149 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,800 Fuck it do it 1150 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,800 Do it again 1151 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,800 Fuck 1152 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,800 That 1153 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,800 That one hurt a lot 1154 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800 That was half way 1155 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,800 That was 50 1156 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,800 That sucks 1157 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,800 You think it's close to a taser 1158 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,800 Taser was worse 1159 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,800 Did you get it? 1160 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800 No 1161 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,800 Do it again 1162 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,800 Ah 1163 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,800 Damn 1164 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,800 Poor fucking dogs 1165 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,800 Dude that sucked 1166 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,800 We're fucking tasing each other now 1167 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,800 Dude we basically had the fucking 1168 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,800 Stress gas in a bottle 1169 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800 The what? 1170 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,800 The fucking taser here 1171 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,800 You should take a fucking hit of this and then get shocked 1172 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,800 See which one is worse 1173 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,800 So I'll be like Ali Mack 1174 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,800 Hit me bro 1175 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,800 Hit me 1176 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,800 Ah 1177 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,800 Ah 1178 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,800 Did you feel it? 1179 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,800 Yeah but 1180 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,800 This was worse 1181 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,800 This is worse 1182 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,800 No shit 1183 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,800 Others dial it up every question 1184 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,800 And be like 1185 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,800 A million dollars you're going for 1186 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800 99 1187 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,800 You wanna feel 99 1188 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,800 I think the back of your neck is too much 1189 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800 I think the leg would be fine 1190 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,800 What about the inside of the thigh? 1191 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,800 I don't wanna be that close 1192 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,800 The neck is super sensitive 1193 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800 The neck sucked 1194 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800 That 50 fucking hurt 1195 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,800 I almost wonder if you could like fuck something up 1196 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,800 You wanna try 99? 1197 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,800 Sure 1198 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800 You gonna do it dude? 1199 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,800 I'll do it on my leg 1200 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800 Let me know 1201 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,800 Wait I don't wanna kill you 1202 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800 Let's try 76 1203 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800 Tell me what 1204 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,800 What? That just vibrated 1205 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,800 That was weird 1206 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,800 I was more scared of the vibration 1207 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,800 Maybe it's on vibrate mode now 1208 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,800 Ok press it 1209 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,800 Yeah that shocked me 1210 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,800 Really? I did push the shock button 1211 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,800 Maybe it's the vibration 1212 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,800 That's fucking freaking me out 1213 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,800 Alright do it again 1214 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,800 Wait that was level 1215 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,800 Ok that was a shock 1216 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,800 Now it says F1 1217 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,800 I'm gonna put through one chair in a video 1218 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,800 What do you think? 1219 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,800 Oh yeah what's that now? 1220 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,800 1208 1221 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800 Yeah I don't think it's gonna go down much more 1222 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,800 I could probably send it 1223 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,800 Can I see that? I wanna try it 1224 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,800 Yeah fuck it we'll try it out 1225 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,800 Yeah let's do one chair 1226 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,800 Number of chairs is 1, 1208 1227 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,800 One chair 1228 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,800 Limit price 1229 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,800 I thought it was on 24 hour 1230 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,800 Oh this is the shock level 1231 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,800 Alright 1232 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800 I'll go to 99 1233 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,800 Just the one 1234 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,800 Start to shock yourself in the fucking forehead 1235 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,800 I can hear that 1236 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800 You can hear the fucking electricity on that one 1237 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,800 It's messing with the mics 1238 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800 It is? 1239 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800 No I don't know 1240 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,800 99 here we come baby 1241 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,800 I don't wanna own more than that 1242 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800 DOS 1243 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,800 I'm gonna have to do this fucking CPR 1244 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,800 Tyler 1245 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,800 Jesus Christ 1246 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,800 We're gonna take a break 1247 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,800 We'll be right back on Untitled Podcast 1248 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,800 That was so bad 1249 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,800 Welcome back to Jeopardy 1250 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,800 Number 1 baby 1251 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,800 Untitled Podcast 1252 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,800 Welcome back to Jeopardy 1253 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800 Number 1 baby 1254 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,800 Untitled Podcast 1255 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,800 Welcome back to Jeopardy 1256 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800 Number 1 baby 1257 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,800 I'm going for 21 baby 1258 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,800 I'm just doing a fucking victory lap right now motherfucker 1259 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,800 I'm your host 1260 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,800 Alex Trebek 1261 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,800 7 times winner 1262 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,800 Damn the stock man 1263 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,800 Yeah boy 1264 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,800 20 time winner 1265 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,800 Is it 20 now? 1266 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,800 Tyler 1267 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,800 I gotta empty my pockets 1268 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,800 You gotta empty your pockets? 1269 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,800 Yeah I gotta get the fucking 1270 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,800 You gotta get the fucking 1271 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,800 You gotta contact lenses 1272 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800 You gotta broken glasses 1273 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,800 Why don't you just wear glasses 1274 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,800 Alright we're good so Tyler won last time 1275 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,800 20 was his 20th win 1276 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,800 You got head to head today 1277 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,800 Do you think you can beat Tyler? 1278 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,800 Do I think I can beat him? 1279 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,800 No 1280 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,800 Is he gonna try? Yes 1281 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,800 I'm gonna destroy him 1282 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,800 This is gonna be an abortion 1283 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,800 I should have done that 1284 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,800 Alright 1285 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,800 We got the categories today 1286 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,800 License plate slogans 1287 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,800 Okay 1288 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,800 In the cabinet 1289 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,800 In the cabinet? Oh fuck 1290 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,800 I was in both these bands 1291 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,800 Name that instrument 1292 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,800 American Southwest 1293 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,800 And formerly known as 1294 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,800 Jesus fuck 1295 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,800 Tyler's pick 1296 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800 First 1297 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,800 Can I get the rundown on that 1298 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,800 I wasn't paying attention 1299 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,800 License plate slogans 1300 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,800 I'll do that for 100 1301 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,800 The Grand Canyon State 1302 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800 It's two states I can't think of 1303 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,800 Which one it is though 1304 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,800 Dan 1305 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,800 Fuck 1306 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,800 What is 1307 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800 Oh god 1308 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,800 It's the fucking river 1309 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,800 I don't know if it's the fucking 1310 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,800 Is that what it says on the license plate? 1311 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,800 Yeah 1312 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,800 It's the fucking 1313 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,800 Oh god 1314 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,800 Damn 1315 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,800 Is he gonna time out? I wanna do a try 1316 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800 Is he timed out? 1317 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,800 No because it's one of two so if I take one 1318 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,800 Then he knows what it is 1319 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,800 Hold on 1320 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,800 I'm gonna take a guess I don't give a fuck 1321 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,800 What is Colorado? 1322 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,800 What is 1323 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,800 What is Nevada? 1324 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,800 What is Utah? 1325 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,800 God damn it 1326 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,800 Utah 1327 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,800 I thought the Grand Canyon 1328 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,800 Wasn't Utah 1329 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,800 Hold on a sec we're gonna figure this out 1330 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,800 It's the Colorado 1331 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,800 River 1332 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,800 It's Colorado, Utah 1333 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,800 What the fuck else is over there? 1334 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,800 Nevada? New Mexico? 1335 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,800 What is New Mexico? 1336 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,800 Nope 1337 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,800 I'd stop 1338 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,800 Anyone? 1339 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,800 What is Arizona? 1340 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,800 I didn't think that at all 1341 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,800 I've never associated Arizona with the Grand Canyon 1342 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,800 I've never associated Arizona with the Grand Canyon 1343 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,800 Really? 1344 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800 Because isn't the Hoover Dam 1345 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,800 It's in Nevada 1346 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,800 It's the Colorado River 1347 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,800 Jesus fucking Christ 1348 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,800 The Grand Canyon runs through the Grand Canyon 1349 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,800 It runs through the Grand Canyon 1350 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800 Okay, whatever 1351 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,800 Good start to this one 1352 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,800 License plates 1353 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,800 400, the Constitution State 1354 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,800 What is Virginia? 1355 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,800 No 1356 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,800 What is 1357 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,800 Connecticut? 1358 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,800 Connecticut? 1359 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,800 You ever see the Connecticut license plate? 1360 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,800 The Constitution State? 1361 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,800 It says it right there 1362 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,800 The fucking armpit of America 1363 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,800 is what it is 1364 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,800 License plates 1365 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,800 Can we start over? 1366 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,800 For 600 1367 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,800 The last frontier 1368 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,800 What is Alaska? 1369 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,800 Damn 1370 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,800 He's right 1371 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,800 He is right 1372 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,800 The land of enchantment 1373 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,800 The land of enchantment? 1374 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800 What the fuck? 1375 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,800 What the fuck? 1376 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800 The land of enchantment 1377 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,800 What is New Mexico? 1378 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,800 What the fuck? 1379 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,800 And uh 1380 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,800 We'll finish off license plates 1381 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,800 Finally for a thousand, the Tar Heel State 1382 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,800 The Tar Heel State? 1383 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,800 What is South Carolina? 1384 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,800 What is North Carolina? 1385 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800 Oh yeah, Dan 1386 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,800 That was me! I fucking 1387 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,800 I buzzed in before 1388 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,800 It was North Carolina, you fucking retard 1389 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,800 That's, Dan's still in the negative 1390 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,800 That was me though! 1391 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,800 That was me! 1392 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,800 Yeah it was, but fuck it 1393 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,800 What the fuck? This is stacked against me 1394 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,800 Dan you got 1395 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,800 In the cabinet 1396 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800 I was in both these bands 1397 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,800 Name that instrument 1398 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,800 American Southwest, formerly known as 1399 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,800 What the fuck is 1400 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,800 In the cabinet? 1401 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,800 I think it has to do with presidents 1402 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,800 Oh yeah, fuck that one, I'm not doing that one 1403 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,800 That's all you Tyler 1404 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,800 I was in both these bands 1405 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,800 Yeah, fuck it, fine 1406 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,800 200, the Beatles and Wings 1407 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,800 Who's Paul McCartney? 1408 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,800 Yes 1409 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,800 Can't lose, I'm in the negative 1410 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,800 There's four of them 1411 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800 Same category 1412 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,800 400, Nirvana and the Foo Fighters 1413 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,800 Oh you fucking motherfucker 1414 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,800 Hold on a sec, what is 1415 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,800 Chris Kroll? 1416 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,800 What is his fucking name? 1417 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,800 Dave Kroll 1418 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,800 Damn it 1419 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,800 Damn it 1420 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,800 Tyler's back 1421 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,800 Oh, we'll do bands 1422 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,800 600, the White Stripes and the Rack and Tours 1423 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800 Oh fuck, what's his name? 1424 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,800 Oh god 1425 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,800 Oh fuck 1426 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,800 I know this one 1427 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,800 It's so irrelevant now, I can't even think of it 1428 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,800 Who's Jack White? 1429 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,800 Yeah it's Jack 1430 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,800 I knew it was 1431 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,800 White something 1432 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,800 7 Nation, I'm gonna help you dad 1433 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,800 Tyler's back 1434 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,800 Yeah, continue 1435 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,800 800, Soundgarden and Audioslave 1436 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,800 I know the bands, I know the guy 1437 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,800 I can't think of a name 1438 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,800 Close to that one 1439 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,800 Chris Cornell 1440 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,800 And we'll finish off bands 1441 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800 For a thousand 1442 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,800 Metallica and Negadeath 1443 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,800 I know the guy 1444 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,800 I can see the guy 1445 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,800 It's not, I can't think of 1446 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,800 Ta-daaamn, hello me 1447 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,800 Meet the real me 1448 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,800 Dave Bustay 1449 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,800 I was thinking of Hepburn 1450 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,800 Oh my god, you got 1451 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,800 In the Cabinet, Name that Instrument, American Southwest 1452 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,800 And formerly known as 1453 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,800 Let's do In the Cabinet 1454 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,800 Alright, 200 1455 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,800 This former Texas 1456 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,800 Governor served as the Secretary of Energy 1457 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,800 Under Donald Trump 1458 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,800 A position he forgot the name of in the 2016 1459 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,800 Republican primary debate 1460 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,800 What is Ted Cruz? 1461 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,800 Nah 1462 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,800 Say it again 1463 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,800 This former Texas Governor served as the Secretary 1464 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,800 Of Energy under Donald Trump 1465 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,800 A position he forgot the name of 1466 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,800 In the 2016 Republican 1467 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,800 Primary debate 1468 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,800 So as a presidential candidate 1469 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,800 Yeah 1470 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,800 In Texas 1471 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,800 I don't think it was 1472 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,800 I think it was Jeb Bush 1473 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,800 I think it was Forder 1474 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,800 That'd be 1475 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,800 Rick Perry 1476 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,800 I don't even know who he is 1477 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,800 In the Cabinet 1478 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,800 400 1479 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,800 The first Secretary of State 1480 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,800 Who was later the third President 1481 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,800 Fucking no 1482 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,800 Who the third President is 1483 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800 Who is 1484 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800 He could be two 1485 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,800 Who is John Quincy Adams 1486 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,800 Thomas Jefferson 1487 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,800 I was gonna say that but 1488 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,800 Thomas Jefferson was the president 1489 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800 Thomas Jefferson was the President 1490 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,800 He was the third President actually 1491 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,800 And the first Secretary 1492 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,480 I'm having like a fucking Mandela effect. 1493 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,680 Thomas Jefferson's on a fucking $20 bill, isn't he? 1494 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,720 Yeah, but I thought that's just because he signed the fucking Declaration of Independence. 1495 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,720 No, that's Andrew Jackson. 1496 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:54,720 That's Andrew Jackson. 1497 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,440 I thought it was just because he signed the fucking Declaration of Independence. 1498 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,440 No, he's... 1499 01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,440 Founding father. 1500 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,440 He's a fucking president. 1501 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:04,000 I had no idea he was a fucking president. 1502 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000 Jesus fuck. 1503 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Is he on Mount Rushmore? 1504 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Hamilton wasn't president, was he? 1505 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 No, no. 1506 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,040 No, Hamilton wasn't a president, but he's on a $10 bill. 1507 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,040 Jesus Christ. 1508 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,040 Uh, Tyler's back. 1509 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,040 Presidents. 1510 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,040 In the cabinet? 1511 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,040 Yeah. 1512 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,040 For $600. 1513 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:25,040 How much money do I have and how much money does he have? 1514 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,040 $1000. 1515 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,040 Dan has negative $1800. 1516 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:31,680 We do $200. 1517 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:35,440 Name one of two people who are secretaries of state under President Obama. 1518 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,440 One of two? 1519 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,440 Yeah. 1520 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,440 Wow, what is Nancy Pelosi? 1521 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,440 Nancy Pelosi. 1522 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,440 That was John Kerry and Hillary Clinton. 1523 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,440 Was Nancy Pelosi ever the speaker? 1524 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,440 Nancy Pelosi was the speaker of the house. 1525 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,440 Oh, fuck. 1526 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440 What happened? 1527 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440 Tyler got in the cabinet for $800. 1528 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,440 Cabinets for fucking $10 billion. 1529 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,440 This politician served as a U.S. Attorney General from 1961 to 1964 and was related 1530 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,440 to the president at the time. 1531 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,440 Oh, that's a good one. 1532 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,440 I'm not sure. 1533 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,440 I'm not sure. 1534 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,440 I'm not sure. 1535 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,440 I'm not sure. 1536 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,440 I'm not sure. 1537 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,440 I'm not sure. 1538 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,440 I'm not sure. 1539 01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,440 I'm not sure. 1540 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,440 I'm not sure. 1541 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440 I'm not sure. 1542 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,440 I'm not sure. 1543 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,440 I'm not sure. 1544 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,440 I'm not sure. 1545 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,440 I'm not sure. 1546 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,440 I'm not sure. 1547 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,440 I'm not sure. 1548 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,440 I'm not sure. 1549 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,440 I'm not sure. 1550 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,440 I'm not sure. 1551 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,440 I'm not sure. 1552 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:22,200 Who is Jack Kennedy. 1553 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:26,420 What is Bobby Kennedy? 1554 01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:30,880 Goddamn it. 1555 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,880 Tyler's done. 1556 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,880 A lot of close ones. 1557 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:34,880 I'll do that. 1558 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:35,880 A thousand. 1559 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,420 Secretary of Transportation under Joe Biden 1560 01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:40,040 Who the fuck would know that? 1561 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,720 Who was a major contender in the 2020 Democratic primaries 1562 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,720 Who would fucking know that? 1563 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,120 Yeah 1564 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,120 I don't fucking know 1565 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,120 I guess 1566 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:54,840 Pete Buttigieg 1567 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:56,640 Buttigieg 1568 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,640 Buttigieg 1569 01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,640 The Gideon? 1570 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:00,640 Yeah 1571 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,640 So you got instruments 1572 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,640 Southwest, American Southwest and formerly known as 1573 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,640 Instruments 1574 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,640 Do I have to use headphones for this? 1575 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,640 You do, you gotta tell me what instrument this is 1576 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640 Okay 1577 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,640 What is violin? 1578 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,640 Violin, no 1579 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,640 What is a cello? 1580 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,640 Cello 1581 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,640 Cello, that's the right answer 1582 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,640 Uh, dance pick 1583 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,640 Uh, instruments 1584 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:34,640 400 1585 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,640 Dan 1586 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,640 I just want to get it before I tell you, I don't actually know 1587 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:50,640 You have to say something or you lose the points anyways 1588 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,640 Do I have to say something? 1589 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,640 No, you don't have to say something 1590 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,640 But you lose the points 1591 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,640 No, I haven't been taking away points for that 1592 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,640 Anyone? 1593 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,640 It's a wind instrument 1594 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,640 I think it's a brass instrument actually 1595 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,640 Yeah, I just don't 1596 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,640 Trombone 1597 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,640 I see, it sounds like a trumpet but not quite 1598 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,640 Yeah, I was like, it's a brass but I couldn't tell which one it was 1599 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,640 Oh fuck 1600 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,640 Uh, dance pick 1601 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,640 Let's do the instruments 1602 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,640 600 1603 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,640 What is a synthesizer? 1604 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,640 No 1605 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,640 That's not a fucking synthesizer 1606 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,640 The fuck is it then? 1607 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,640 Stevie Wonder, my fucking hand 1608 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,640 Anyone? 1609 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,640 No, keep going, keep going with it 1610 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,640 That's not a synthesizer? 1611 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,640 No 1612 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,640 No, I wouldn't know if I was gonna know it 1613 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,640 What is it? 1614 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,640 It's a synthesizer 1615 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,640 I don't know it 1616 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,640 What is it? 1617 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,640 Clavichord or clavinet? 1618 01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,640 Fuck you 1619 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,640 What the fuck is a clavichord? 1620 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,640 Instruments 1621 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,640 800 1622 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,640 No, I don't know 1623 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,640 I thought I had it 1624 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,640 What's a xylophone? 1625 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,640 No, that's what I thought, that's what I was gonna guess 1626 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,640 I have no idea 1627 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,640 No? It's a marimba 1628 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,640 Marimba 1629 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,640 And dance pick 1630 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,640 You got a thousand? 1631 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:46,640 For a thousand 1632 01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,640 Which instrument in this are we doing? 1633 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,640 The drums or is it the... 1634 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,640 It's only one instrument 1635 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,640 It sounds like an upright bass but 1636 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,640 Yeah, I'm not... 1637 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,640 Anyone? 1638 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,640 Upright bass 1639 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,640 Motherfucker! 1640 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,640 Goddammit! 1641 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,640 What the fuck? 1642 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:18,640 I don't know where the fucking pitter patter is coming from 1643 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,640 Like it sounds like an upright bass 1644 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,640 You're tapping on it 1645 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,640 Dan, you got American Southwest 1646 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,640 And formerly known as 1647 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,640 And formerly known as 1648 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,640 Fuck! 1649 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,640 Formerly known as 1650 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,640 Formerly known as for 200 1651 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,640 Niagara Mohawk 1652 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,640 Niagara Mohawk was formerly known as NIMO 1653 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,640 Wait, formerly known as? 1654 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,640 National Good 1655 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,640 Yes 1656 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,640 Dance pick 1657 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,640 Okay, so I thought you were saying what were they formerly known as 1658 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,640 Right? 1659 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,640 So National Good was formerly known as 1660 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,640 Right 1661 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,640 So it's what was... 1662 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,640 What's the new one? 1663 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,640 No, it's just formerly known as 1664 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,640 Just tell me the other one 1665 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,640 Whatever the other one is 1666 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,640 Dance pick 1667 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,640 Formerly known as 1668 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,640 The Ottoman Empire 1669 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,640 No, it's like formerly known as 1670 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,640 Formerly known as Ottoman Empire 1671 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,640 Ottoman Empire 1672 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,640 Formerly known as Niagara Mohawk, right? 1673 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,640 Yeah 1674 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,640 Formerly known as the Ottoman Empire 1675 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,640 Anyone? 1676 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,640 What is it? 1677 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,640 Hold on 1678 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,640 Hold on 1679 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,640 It's Turkey 1680 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,640 Correct 1681 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,640 It's Turkey 1682 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,640 But I didn't know I thought I was going to fuck that up 1683 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,640 Fuck 1684 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,640 Formerly known as 1685 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,640 I don't know which way it goes 1686 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,640 I don't know 1687 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,640 The other one is Turkey 1688 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,640 I'm telling you 1689 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,640 For 600, Carlos Erwin Estevez 1690 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,640 What is Charlie Seen? 1691 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,640 Yeah 1692 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,640 Damn 1693 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,640 That was a good one 1694 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,640 I just knew it because his brother was from Breakfast Club 1695 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,640 And he still had Estevez as his last name 1696 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,640 Damn 1697 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,640 I don't think Fonly knows it 1698 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,640 800 1699 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,640 Daily Daily 1700 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,640 You got 800 1701 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,640 You got 600 1702 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,640 You got negative 2000 1703 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,640 Negative 2000? 1704 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,640 Oh come on 1705 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,640 I'll do 100 1706 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,640 100 1707 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,640 Persia 1708 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,640 What is Syria? 1709 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,640 Hmm 1710 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,640 It was Iran 1711 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,640 It's the fucking Middle East 1712 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,640 I don't know 1713 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,640 Tyler's back 1714 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,640 We'll do four of my known as 1715 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,640 For a thousand 1716 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,640 Los Angeles Dodgers 1717 01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,640 Brooklyn Dodgers 1718 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,640 Tell you what 1719 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,640 American Southwest 1720 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,640 200 1721 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,640 El Paso is just across the border of this 1722 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,640 Mexican city 1723 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,640 What is Juarez? 1724 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,640 Yeah 1725 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,640 American Southwest for a thousand 1726 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,640 For a thousand? 1727 01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,640 This cuisine style 1728 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,640 Originated from Mexico and spread 1729 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,640 To the American Southwest 1730 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,640 Now sold by companies like Chipotle 1731 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,640 And Moe's 1732 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,640 Nevermind 1733 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,640 Is this like a trick question? 1734 01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,640 Not really 1735 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,640 Anyone? 1736 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,640 Tex-Mex 1737 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,640 Ah yeah 1738 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,640 Damn 1739 01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,640 800 1740 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,640 This is Walter White's fictional Albuquerque 1741 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,640 Address in Breaking Bad 1742 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,640 Oh my god what's the 1743 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,640 This one knows Rallyback 1744 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,640 Too bad he's not here 1745 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,640 I can see his fucking 1746 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,640 Like stupid face doing like the fucking thing 1747 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,640 He's like I am Walter White from fucking 1748 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,640 XYZ, Albuquerque, New Mexico 1749 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:20,640 And this is my confession 1750 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,640 What the fuck was the address? 1751 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,640 308 Nigra, Oroya Lane 1752 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,640 Yeah 1753 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,640 Tyler's back 1754 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,640 600 1755 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,640 This city is the largest by population 1756 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,640 In the Southwest and fifth largest 1757 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:38,640 In the United States 1758 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,640 What is Dallas, Texas? 1759 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,640 Dallas 1760 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,640 What? Say it again 1761 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,640 The question? This city is largest 1762 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,640 By population in the Southwest 1763 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,640 And fifth largest in the US 1764 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,640 Fifth largest 1765 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,640 If it's in 1766 01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,640 The Southwest, fuck man 1767 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,640 What is Phoenix, Arizona? 1768 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,640 Oh Phoenix 1769 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,640 No shit 1770 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,640 I was going to say Dallas 1771 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,640 Dan, you've got 1772 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,640 $400 1773 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,640 Look at that 1774 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,640 Tyler's double 1775 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,640 Tyler's got 100, Dan 1776 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,640 You got negative 1400 1777 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,640 You can wager up to 1778 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,640 1400 to get to zero 1779 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,640 Alright yeah I'm wager 1780 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,640 1400 1781 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,640 Alright Dan's wagered 1400 1782 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,640 Name one of three 1783 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,640 Native American tribes 1784 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:34,640 Of the Southwestern US 1785 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,640 One of three? 1786 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,640 God damn it, come on 1787 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,640 Why didn't I get this one? 1788 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,640 Southwest 1789 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,640 Listen brother, if you don't get this 1790 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,640 I'm going to kill you 1791 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,640 Hold on, give me infinite time on this 1792 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,640 Oh my god 1793 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,640 Just say one 1794 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,640 Just say one and it's probably right 1795 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,640 No, that's not true though 1796 01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,640 I, oh my god 1797 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,640 Casey, can I steal? 1798 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,640 What are the Navajo 1799 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,640 The Navajo 1800 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,640 Yes, it's the Navajo 1801 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,640 You fucking retard 1802 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,640 I got it right 1803 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,640 What are you talking about? 1804 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,640 I was going to say Cherokee or Navajo 1805 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,640 Cherokee is fucking higher up 1806 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,640 That's what I was thinking, that's why I didn't say it 1807 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,640 Well this is 1808 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,640 a hell of a scoreboard, Dan has 1809 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,640 zero, Tyler has 100 1810 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,640 Dan has zero 1811 01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,640 I'm one dollar 1812 01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,640 I can't lose 1813 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,640 How do you have a hundred? 1814 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,640 Because I just 1815 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,640 It's too close for comfort 1816 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,640 Tell you what you're going to do 1817 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,640 We're going to give you both 1000 points 1818 01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,640 to wager 1819 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,640 I want you to, you both have 1000 points 1820 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,640 to wager for Final Jeopardy 1821 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:48,640 You got to outfox 1822 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,640 the other one, but Tyler has 100 point 1823 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,640 advantage 1824 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,640 Dan, you want to just go fucking 1825 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,640 do it out 1826 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,640 outright, we'll both bet everything 1827 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:02,640 Let me think 1828 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,640 That wouldn't work for 1829 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,640 That would not be fair 1830 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,640 Because he would still have 100 left 1831 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,640 Dan, would it make you feel better 1832 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,640 if I'm betting everything? 1833 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,640 I don't know, I don't want anymore of your suggestions 1834 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,640 just to what you're going to do 1835 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,640 Because I feel like you're trying to skim 1836 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,640 What's the category? 1837 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,640 I'm betting everything 1838 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,640 You're betting all 1839 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,640 1100? 1840 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,640 I'm betting everything 1841 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,640 Michelle sauce 1842 01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:46,640 Alright Dan 1843 01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,640 Alright 1844 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,640 Alright, question is 1845 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:56,640 Also called cuspids 1846 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,640 These type of teeth are used to firmly 1847 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,640 hold food before tearing it apart 1848 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:10,640 I can't spell 1849 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,640 I can't spell it 1850 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,640 I know there's a different scientific term for them 1851 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,640 but I can't spell it 1852 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,640 I can tell you after you say that 1853 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,640 Dan says 1854 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,640 What are canines? 1855 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,640 He changed it from incisors 1856 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,640 That's correct 1857 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,640 He bet 999 1858 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,640 Tyler said 1859 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,640 What is canine? 1860 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,640 Tyler bet it all 1861 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,640 Oh Dan, you're so close 1862 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:06,640 It's like Tyler comes away with the win 1863 01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,640 Although Dan had the correct spelling 1864 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,640 Oh so technically 1865 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,640 Technically 1866 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,640 Hold on a second 1867 01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,640 Wait wait wait 1868 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,640 If we both had it 1869 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,640 If it comes down to the same answer 1870 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,640 No, it comes down to the money 1871 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,640 And I had the right spelling 1872 01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,640 How would it work on real jeopardy? 1873 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,640 How would it work on real jeopardy? 1874 01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,640 It would still work 1875 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,640 It's to be fine 1876 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:40,640 Hold on, let's see 1877 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,640 Let's see if spelling counts on real jeopardy 1878 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,640 I think it does, if it comes down to a tie 1879 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,640 It's not a tie though 1880 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,640 I have one by a hundred 1881 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,640 No, you bet everything you got it wrong 1882 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,640 Is what happened 1883 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,640 No, I bet everything I got it right 1884 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,640 You bet everything you got it wrong 1885 01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:02,640 Does spelling count on final jeopardy? 1886 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,640 It does not 1887 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,640 Tyler, it's you 1888 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,640 I could have lied 1889 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,640 I could have lied about that and I didn't 1890 01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,640 I could have lied just so you know I'm honest 1891 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,640 Everybody listening, I'm fucking honest 1892 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,640 It does not count 1893 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,640 Phonetic spelling 1894 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,640 I'm done 1895 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,640 How did you spell that? 1896 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,640 C-A-N-I-N-E 1897 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,640 C-A-N-I-N-E 1898 01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,640 First I said incisor and then I'm like no it's not an incisor 1899 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,640 These are the incisors 1900 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,640 Yeah 1901 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,640 Front teeth are the incisors 1902 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,640 Damn 1903 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,640 Damn, it's going to be a good week for Nvidia 1904 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,640 Yeah 1905 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,640 It's going to be a fucking, dude 1906 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,640 It's going to be a good week 1907 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,640 What we said on this podcast about killing yourself 1908 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,640 Don't use that 1909 01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,640 This was a joke 1910 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,640 In every way, shape, and form 1911 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,640 But if you do happen to go to the grocery store 1912 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,640 I do not agree with you 1913 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,640 Potassium 1914 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,640 Yeah, but 1915 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,640 There's one you can get right in the spice section 1916 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,640 You'd have to be able to start 1917 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,640 A line on yourself and inject it 1918 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,640 But you can't 1919 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,640 Well, thanks for listening, Phil 1920 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,640 Let's not end on that 1921 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,640 Let's go for a little bit longer 1922 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,640 Let's not end on that 1923 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,640 Yeah 1924 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,640 So, uh, Nvidia's doing 1925 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,640 A split tomorrow and we're going to see 1926 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,640 It's going to be 10 to 1 and uh 1927 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,640 I think it's going to go to the moon after that 1928 01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,640 It's been going to the moon for a couple of weeks and uh 1929 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,640 It's going to go back up to a thousand 1930 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,640 The wife wants me home 1931 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,640 Well, alright 1932 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,640 Tyler's ending, forcibly ending this episode 1933 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:44,640 Alright, like us on Facebook and 1934 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,640 X, email us 1935 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,640 Untitled podcast, 73 1936 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,640 The fucking, not the email 1937 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:52,640 The fucking wi-fi's down in my house 1938 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,640 She wants me to see if I can do something about it 1939 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,640 And as always, be kind to yourselves 1940 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,640 And each other, motherfucker 1941 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:22,640 We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole 1942 01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:28,160 rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts 1943 01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:35,160 extended episodes where the fuck did this yearman come from? where the fuck did stone edge come from? 1944 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:37,680 you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 1945 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:42,200 oh they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese 1946 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,680 aliens exist as... 1947 01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:48,920 somewhere in China alright in some base what the fuck 1948 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:53,440 there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall 1949 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:56,640 they have dread and they are super soldiers 1950 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:59,640 then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens 1951 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:03,640 I do not agree with them 1952 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:28,960 before my eyes while holding their pulse 1953 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:34,520 you feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump BEEP nothing 1954 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:45,200 they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds 1955 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:52,200 they know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real 1956 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:58,920 they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real 1957 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:05,480 you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology is out to still be in violence 1958 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:11,720 which by the way big brother is the overlord 1959 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,360 we're only living in the third dimension 1960 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:23,280 Final Summer 1961 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:30,440 All artsito gives you THAT 1962 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:30,840 i fDS 1963 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:49,840 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? 1964 01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,840 I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real. 1965 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:54,840 Okay, look it up, look it up. 1966 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,840 He says that he was doing this shit. 1967 01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:00,840 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. 1968 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,840 He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. 1969 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,840 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. 1970 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:09,840 George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? 1971 01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,840 He's not fucking doing this shit, George Soros is fucking evil. 1972 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,840 He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit. 1973 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,840 He fucking put down a whole bunch of shit. 1974 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,840 Just don't fucking get it, everybody's like, 1975 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,840 Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there. 1976 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:27,840 Trump, right? Donald Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. 1977 01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:30,840 It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk. 1978 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,840 It's everyone out there, everybody's like, 1979 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:36,840 It's so cool. Everybody's saying, 1980 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:39,840 Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself. 1981 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,840 An actual government, it's a shrine. 1982 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,840 An actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, 1983 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,840 who are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking all of it. 1984 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:51,840 The clear politics of the paid off by the fucking Bill Gates. 1985 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,840 He fucking lost.