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Episode 74.
Here with Tyler and Ali Mack.
Is that the official take of Untitled Podcast?
What?
Pro bestiality?
Yes.
I do not agree with this.
I don't know if I agree with that.
This guy does.
I read something on Reddit that like 20% of women have had sex with a dog.
That sounds like an insane...
I don't know if that can't possibly be true, right?
Do you feel like they put peanut butter on their pussy and let the dog lick it or some shit?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, dude, because there's dogs that just fucking hump everything.
So I can't imagine it would be that difficult.
I mean, there's the classic Filthy Frank song, peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it.
Yup.
Yeah.
Yes, there is.
Too much to his chagrin.
He wants that version of himself to die.
Nah, I don't think he hates that version of himself as much as fucking iDubbbz does.
The fucking cock.
Oh my God, iDubbbz fucking fell off.
iDubbbz fell off.
H3 really fell off.
Nah, I think H3 is just lost at this point.
I feel like...
Dude, he should have just stuck to the fucking videos.
I don't know what he thought he was fucking doing.
When he started doing the podcast is when he started just fucking going downhill, man.
Yeah, he was cool up to that point and then he just turned into a fucking left-wing fucking extremist that would just all of a sudden...
So whenever people start taking political stances, it's just irritating, regardless of which side they're on.
Like we have from the beginning?
No, but it's comedy content and then all of a sudden you just want to get super political and it's like...
Also, the bad political views.
That's not why we're here.
They're going like, I'm a leftist and I want a coming dog's pussies.
Tyler and Allie Backer watching hockey.
Yes, we are.
It's an important game.
Six seconds left of the second period.
1-1.
Casey, do you realize how decisive game fives are in tie 2-2 series?
It's like a 75% chance whoever wins this game.
Is the sale that is on CMG right now?
No, it's Chipotle.
You fucking losers.
You had to buy your shares before the split man for the split.
This motherfucker is talking about stocks again.
Casey, we got to hold off on the stock talk till day and gets here.
I don't know.
So Hiroshima, they have a baseball team.
Yes, I did not know that that place still existed.
So I thought that it would be an ironic thing to buy.
Yeah, but like does it still exist?
Like yes, the Hiroshima carp.
They are an active NBP team.
Let's look up what their record is right now.
They might be playing tonight.
I thought that like Hiroshima was still a nuclear like fucking wasteland.
No, I think I covered that.
No, I covered that in the group chat.
But no, the place was inhabitable.
Like I think it was like less than a month after the bomb dropped.
It's not one that leaves like a ton of lasting radiation.
It was pretty like they started rebuilding.
Yeah, they were.
They rebuilt the city like within a year.
So it's not like modern bombs we got like a modern bombs will make it like non-livable.
No, no, we had the technology to really do a lot more damage, but we weren't trying to do that.
We were trying to send the message of like we have these, we will use them.
We have much more powerful ones.
So that's what fucking Fat Man and Little Boy were on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
But I don't know.
It's just cool that they have their own fucking team.
I mean, yeah.
But like you see the fallout show yet I did.
So you bought that shirt just because of the bomb.
Yes, well also like they're fucking first in the Central League.
Actually, they play tomorrow at four thirty a.m.
I should get a Nagasaki.
Is there a Nagasaki team and I'm gonna share Nagasaki is a smaller city.
I don't believe they have a team.
I mean, I'll look, but I don't believe you should get why did they pick fucking Tokyo?
Because they didn't want to nuke their entire population.
I know it's because they have like more military and Hiroshima.
Yeah, like it was a better military targeted to nuke those two.
And again, they weren't going for just like crazy fucking death toll.
They were just going for a show of force because at that point Japan was like,
you're going to have to come on to our home soil and kill every last one of us.
At that point, Japan's emperor was looked at as a god and they would like fight to the death for their god on their own land.
And then America is like, well, we got one other fucking trick up our sleeve to fucking make sure we don't do this.
He's like, let's just write them.
Yeah, we threatened them several times and said we had it and we were like, we're going to drop them.
And then Japan was like, yeah, whatever, buddy, fucking did.
And they just like, yes, it's an insane amount of civilian deaths.
And I'm not saying that that like it's a it's a tricky topic, but it made Japan realize like, OK,
we're going to stop. Yeah, we're good guys.
We nuked them into hentai.
And very quickly, like within a decade, Japan kind of was like, yeah, we had a pretty shitty take on what we were going to do.
They still haven't they still haven't taken responsibility for the rape of Nan King though.
That was a very long time ago, though, wasn't it?
They still haven't taken responsibility for it.
That was a very long time ago.
I think Harry Truman is a mass murderer, actually.
Harry Truman actually kind of committed genocide in a socially acceptable way.
Listen, could he killed what?
Two hundred thousand Japanese.
So so listen, it was going to be.
It was going to be internment camps.
No, that was the bomb.
So it was either going to be two hundred.
Yeah, right.
I remember what we're talking about.
It was going to be either two hundred.
It was either going to be two hundred thousand or the entire population of Japan.
Yeah. And like we would have lost so many people on our end going on the ground.
The US literally ran labor camps for Japanese people in World War Two.
Yeah. Nobody talks about it.
No, we do.
We don't talk about the we say it's OK because they were the enemy.
We don't talk about what we did to the fucking written by the vector.
We don't we don't talk about what we did to the fucking natives because we fuck the natives.
Yeah, we try to push that so far away and we act like we care.
Yeah, like we gave you this little section.
You guys could have to see.
Yeah, you guys can have fucking casinos.
Sorry for, you know, mass genocide and forced assimilation and also killing like 80 percent of you just by stepping foot onto your continent.
Like, yeah, we fucked up the Native Americans, man.
That's real fucked.
Like if there's any race that I actually feel sorry for, it's the natives.
Yeah. And the fucking and then and every movie, it's like always like the Native American trope is like they're just angry at Americans for for doing it.
It's like they're the bad guy.
That or you have he who walks with fire.
I am I am full of wisdom and I will tell you how to do things.
I am he who walks with fire.
Want to drink some of my fire water and we will talk around the fire and I will give you wisdom.
It's just like there's either that or I'm going to skin your head.
Yeah, yeah, there's no kind of stereotypes is that like Raines Falls and Eagle flies.
Those two are literally those two stereotypes.
Raines Falls and Red Dead 2 is just like the chill, like wisdom.
And then his son is like, let's fucking kill him.
I just want to say I love the two biggest fucking character tropes ever for fucking natives.
Yeah, it's like I want to live in peace with the white man.
My son, please save my son.
Eagle walks, please save my son.
Do you think do you think white guilt is a thing that we should have?
I don't think it's a thing that we should have. I think it's a thing that exists.
I'm not going to be guilty for fucking what I am.
That's the same thing as telling a black person to be ashamed for being black.
You can't do that.
It's telling someone to be ashamed of their race is literally telling them like going like, hey, be ashamed of your race.
That's that's just as bad as being like putting down another race.
I feel like I think it's just like I don't think that we should feel responsible for what has happened
because it didn't occur in our lifetimes.
None of the choices me or you my grandparents weren't even alive during.
Yeah, it's like but I think that my grandparents weren't alive.
We should really fucking make racially quality a thing, which for the most part we are getting better.
But like there's still a ton of fucking racism.
It's just bizarre.
But it's bizarre.
Are you raising your hand?
Hello, would you like to speak?
What?
We get will here.
You don't have to be called.
Mr. Mr. O'Neill.
I have a turn to speak.
Yes, Tyler.
But it's just like I don't get it.
I really don't like I'm not going to be ashamed for something I didn't do like something that my parents didn't do.
So my grandparents to do something that my great grandparents didn't even do.
I did.
I am my ancestry thing did go back far enough where one of my ancestors did own your ancestor was fucking Robert E.
Lee.
Yes, he did on slaves, but we have the same last name as them.
So I mean, yeah, if we're going to blame somebody, it's going to be my fault.
I didn't do it.
That's crazy.
Casey, what's your take on it?
You're asking the questions, but you're not telling me how you feel.
I can agree with Tyler actually, where we do.
I mean, what you said where we didn't do anything in our lifetimes to like I didn't own slaves, so I didn't I shouldn't be guilty for that.
But I am also not the CIA that fucking introduced crack into the black communities back in the nineteen sixties.
Yeah, I talked about that with the uncle.
I went to the Yankees game movie.
We were talking about that.
He had never heard of MK Ultra and I was really body body.
He's like, do I have a fucking story for you?
This is fucking here's some shit we did.
And actually, oh God, I forgot he brought up the fucking Japanese shit afterwards that I hadn't heard of.
Oh, I just forgot the Japanese time that happened last week.
But which Japanese should he talking about?
The same thing he was earlier.
Just the fucking labor camps and all that stuff.
But it's like, yeah, we did introduce crack and we did just like kidnap a ton of homeless people and just feed them ridiculous amounts of like LSD and shit.
All right.
I like holding the buzzer like he's ready.
I'm not.
Did you ever hear the theory that that Charles Manson was an MK Ultra fucking experiment?
I didn't.
But that would explain a lot because apparently Charlie, Charlie Manson tried to get into holly.
Are you calling him Charlie?
Like is your body Charlie?
Anyway, Charlie, Charlie boy.
And Chuck, Mr. Manson.
Chuck.
So Chuck, Chuck Manson.
He like he tried to get into Hollywood and be like do record deals and stuff at first and like didn't get in.
But apparently during that time, he got picked up by the US government and like fucking like MK Ultrad and then just, you know, started the fucking Manson family and murdered fucking Sharon Tate and fucking her boyfriend.
And something did result in a very good Quentin Tarantino movie.
That was a good movie.
Once upon a time in Hollywood, I just saw that.
That's probably my favorite turn to talk about that before.
I'm more of an inglorious bastard guy.
That's a fucking high quality movie, too.
They don't get much better.
Fucking Eli Roth is the bear Jew.
Fucking phenomenal.
Yeah.
Brad Pitt and Christoph Walt characters are so good, too, because he is so hateable.
Yeah.
And his role of Nazi and he just plays it so perfect.
He just looks like a Nazi.
Yep.
And that kill Bill is good.
Kill Bill is good.
I don't know.
I've always thought that kill Bill.
I always like that.
Liar.
I just like I just like you know, like Quentin Tarantino is like direct directing is fucking phenomenal.
Yeah.
Like I always like it.
He also very obviously has a foot fetish.
Yeah.
He kind of he's like a Dan Schneider, but like I don't know.
I'm sure there's going to be documentaries coming out of him at some point.
He looks he always acts like he's on coke.
Yeah.
Also, did you see that?
There was the one scene I can't remember, but it's one more like some chickens.
Oh, it's from Inglorious Basterds.
Remember the scene where fucking the dude who's like the Nazi war hero chokes out the blonde chick?
Yeah.
Those are Quentin Tarantino's hands because he didn't want to or like he was telling the actor like you're not choking her hard enough.
And he was like, dude, what the fuck?
He was fine.
I'll fucking do it myself.
Your hands are the only thing that are in the shot.
And then the actors afterwards was like, yeah, he chose like uncomfortably hard in that scene.
It was kind of like what the fuck was going on?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is literally the same thing.
It's like, how does that how does that shit not blow up?
That should probably get him canceled to be honest.
Have you seen like the fucking interview when he's like when like the one interview is just like, so, Mr.
Tarantino, you have a lot of violence in your movies.
Can you explain like why he always fucking puts those by why?
Why you had so much violence?
He's like, because I fucking like violence.
OK, I like violence.
It's fucking cool.
I like doing it.
I'm fucking I like putting fucking violence in my movie.
It puts asses in seats.
People like it.
They like to watch.
He always looks like he's on coke like constantly.
He's like, I do this.
I do this.
This is what I fucking do.
This is my fucking style.
Fuck you.
You're becoming so desensitized to violence.
His fucking sense of humor, though, is just fucking hysterical.
Oh, yeah.
I just love it like the fucking part where Christoph was in fucking and glorious bastards
where he gets shot and he goes flying through a bookcase into the other room.
It's just like a crazy shot.
It's just like that's just comical.
That wouldn't happen in real life.
He got shot with a revolver.
No, he got no.
He did get blown away by a shotgun, but you're not going to go flying 12 feet behind you.
The fucking opening scene in that movie when he's just like, you have jewels under the
floor, don't you?
I'm like, oh, that's the tension in that fucking scene.
It's ridiculous.
He goes, maybe we speak in English, please.
And then the one chick runs away.
Did you get horny during that scene?
Shut up.
I was scared.
I didn't know what was going on.
I didn't know she was going to get gassed.
Oh, man.
It was the first time I saw a naked woman.
I'm like, wow, this is great.
And then they all get fucking gassed.
Yeah.
I think a lot of movies that were intended to incite emotion to just did a good job of
like desensitizing us to though.
I remember I watched like Boy in the Striped Pajamas when I was like eight, like 10, however
fucking old I was, like a year or two after it came out.
And that movie was so devastating that like you'll walk into a movie that's similar to
it the next time and it just doesn't hit as hard as that to the point where like tragic
shit like that doesn't even just watch a movie.
Be like, ah, it's a movie.
Like all of Quiet on the Western Front too was like one of those things.
Yeah.
All the anti-war movies.
Boy in Striped Pajamas is about this like Nazi dude's son who like doesn't understand
what's going on at all.
And he meets this kid like a mile behind his dad's house and it's a Jew inside of a concentration
camp and they become friends.
And then at the end of the movie, the fucking Nazi kid's son fucking digs a tunnel into
the concentration camp because he wants to hang out with his fucking friend.
And then they get gassed in the showers.
And that's the end of the movie.
And it was like as a kid, I was like, oh my God, what the fuck?
And then it's like the next time you watch a movie that has a tragic ending like that,
you're like, saw it coming.
I actually never saw Schindler's List.
That movie also fucked up.
I bought that.
I mean, I know I rented that on VHS.
It was three tapes because of how long it was.
The fucking Nazi dude in that.
What the fuck was his name?
It was The One with the Features.
Oh fuck, what was his name?
I can't remember.
He had a really cool haircut.
I thought that was cool.
Liam Neeson's.
Was that Liam Neeson?
He was in Schindler's List.
Was he the Nazi?
He was the good guy.
Oh yeah.
But he was like the...
I can't remember anything.
Wasn't Schindler's List about the Nazi that was like realized how fucked up what was going
on and did his best to protect them?
I think that was Liam Neeson's role was like he was a Nazi, but he was trying to help people
and it's just a bizarre fucking plot.
But no, that movie is brutal because it was just constant slaughtering of civilians every
other shot.
I mean, I think I've talked about it, but when I was 18, went super, super far right
to almost fucking agreeing with the Proud Boys and fucking was in their little circle
that they were in.
What?
No, I...
The what boys?
The Proud Boys.
He said, do you have a...
What is that?
It's basically a neo-Nazi group, but like...
Oh, that's good, Tyler.
I'm saying like I went so far right to the point where I was almost in a neo-Nazi group.
I've since like went back...
You heard it here first, folks.
No, but I get how like a disheveled, angry kid can agree with that type of sentiment
towards people because they just feel wronged.
They feel like they don't belong anywhere.
And the one group that tells them that they belong is the fucking Nazis.
Yeah.
Dude, I was watching this fucking...
It was like a three hour video documentary just documenting this whole dude's life.
Do you remember the... do either of you guys remember the game?
It was like a bunch of YouTubers were playing it, like Markiplier and PewDiePie.
It was called Yandere Simulator.
Yeah, dude, that dude was fucking nuts.
Yeah, and it was like a three hour documentary of just all the just out of pocket opinions
that this dude had like before he made the game.
And everybody thought that the game was made for like ironic value.
And like it drew in viewers because it was like you play as this chick.
Like it's all fucking anime style, like 3D animation, but you play as this chick.
And for those who don't know is a female character that is so in love with a male character that
she literally kills like her competition and love interest.
That's a trope in anime.
That's like an actual thing.
It's real fucking weird.
But the game's even weirder.
Yeah.
Like the way you progress is by taking essentially jobs from people to go underneath girls skirts
and take a picture of their panties.
And that's like a point to like upgrade your system or whatever.
It's so fucking weird.
And it was just like it got popular on YouTube in like 2015, 2016.
And they got Yandere Dev who's fucking insane.
And he the dude who develops it is just insane.
I remember this is like an hour of this fucking thing dedicated to emails because he just
essentially he was so autistic that he just fucking stopped developing the game at one
point because he would just answer every email that came in.
And people were trying to offer him advice like, hey, dude, settle down.
Like, why don't you hire a couple of secretaries?
Like, why don't you just do this?
And he would make YouTube videos like angry at his audience.
So please, if your email doesn't contain any information that's pertinent to a bug or something
else, do not waste my time sending emails.
I cannot make the game unless the emails are answered.
I am not working on the game because of how many emails I am getting.
Please stop.
And he's like, just stop fucking answering them for a little bit.
Then like the game is like that is not an except.
I have thought of everything has been going on for months.
So any idea you have to fix my problem, don't email me that because I've already thought
of it.
And it just makes the problem worse.
And it's like, dude, he was just a complete incel and would just make very bizarre blog
posts and they surfaced and it just ruined.
And all fucking weird.
It ruined him.
Dude.
So I watched a video the other day of like top ten, like most disturbing games ever made
and shit like there was the Columbine simulator that they had.
Yeah, there's a Columbine simulator.
There was fucking there's a Columbine simulator.
There's a game literally called replay where I think I've seen this video before.
Yeah.
Like your goal was to fucking like molest girls on the subway like that was an actual
like game.
Yeah, it was fucking weird, dude.
And then they had then they had the last game was I think it was called Epic Doom or something.
And it was actually made by this like the school shooters from from Columbine.
And they actually made a mod of Doom of the Columbine high school that they would use
to practice killing the kids in the oh my God, it was fucking psychopath.
Dude, it was insane.
Like they he literally made a mod of Doom of his high school so he could do the school
shooting better.
Yeah, that's that's a I remember there was the one game I can't remember the name of
it.
It was like your dude was just like this totally metal looking guy.
Oh, hatred hatred.
Yeah.
And it was just the objective of the game was just to go outside and just murder as
many people as you can and then it ends with like you approaching an elementary school
and it cuts before the game before you even get.
Oh my God, the hatred monologue.
But GTA is not made to do that.
It has a story mode where people do that.
I don't think so.
I think that you're the hatred.
I got to play the hatred monologue because so funny.
You can literally just like torture people in Red Dead.
I know it's kind of funny.
Well, I guess it's like I don't I don't I don't think of that like really says anything
about you as a person.
Like you understand it's a video game and you're just having fun with it.
Like you're not like so hurting.
So listen to this.
This was the actual intro to the game.
It's fucking hilarious.
My name is not important.
Yeah there is a bit.
for me to die
Yeah
Insane
Yeah, that's uh, that's that's and for those of you who can't see the video
It was literally a guy with a fucking trench coat
just putting a whole bunch of fucking
magazines in his coat and like knives and shit and like the actual game is all in black and white that's just a top-down shooter where
You just kill a bunch of school shooter simulator
2025
Yeah, it might have been a little bit before that because I remember that game like I think it made it to like Xbox and then
They realize green light. Oh
Okay. Yeah, cuz then they realized what it was and it was like you can't sell this for money
We're not gonna put this on our platform for you to sell like that's that's a you problem, dude
It's gonna be awesome when we can like, you know actually be in VR and play the game like actually like shoot guns in VR
I thought you're gonna say something else
Yeah, wouldn't it be great if you could do like VR school shooting
Well, I'm like God
Actually be able to feel getting shot. Did you ever hear of minecraft high school the YouTube series?
No, the fucking series ends with a school shooting in Minecraft
It was fucking insane
How interesting? Yeah, that's uh, that's quite the take there. Yeah. Yeah
The last scene is the fucking one guy going I'll protect you honey. He's like hugging the minecraft girl in like you just hear
In Minecraft, yeah, that's that's enough of that
I'm like, what the fuck I
Most want to play play minecraft again because I saw those servers where you can play baseball now
Well, I actually like take the field and there's like different innings and stuff
I don't know how the hitting for it works
But like when the fielding is like you like can only fall within like your defensive shift
Like you can't leave it like you need to be in your spot
There's like a dive button you like throw the ball the first when it gets hit to you
Like it's just and it seems like it works really well and it was like fuck that actually looks really fucking fun
Like you hang out in the dugout and just fuck around to the boys in between innings
That's fucking sick, but he's chirp at fucking on their team
This game's been back and forth by the way, I don't know if you've been watching I've been watching the whole thing
Your heart rates got to be just my blood pressure is not doing too good right now. I have heartburn and shit
What's the score one one one still and it's just every time it's just a nail biter
It is an hell biter. It's game five. It's important. Whoever scores the next goal is probably gonna fucking win
It's fucking literally. It's the third period. It's fucking one one. It's it's it's not sudden death, but it's sudden death at this point
Yeah, the chances of fucking coming back. I don't know. I think if the Rangers put one away here
I think they have a really good chance being in New York, but if the Panthers were to score I
Think I think the Rangers would have a chance to answer with a home field advantage though
They don't have home field advantage next they got to go back to Florida. Yeah. Yeah, you just got to win that one straight up
Otherwise, you're fucked
Yeah, yeah, you just got to win that one straight up. Otherwise, you're fucked. Wait. No, no, they play in New York next then they play
Game seven game in Florida, right? Yeah
It's gonna be an ale biter. Wait, what game is this? So game this is game five. What the fuck happened there? Oh breakaway
So like this must be out of the stock talk real so like but like fucking like the dude there's been so many like fucked up games that have been made from like Jesus Christ
from like
Jesus Christ, I really fucking
Got my eye there at the end Wow fucking hell Joe Rogan's fucking taking our taking our thing being like yeah
Let's do smelling salts and fucking I don't like Joe Rogan. He's he's taking our taking our ideas
Yeah, I'm sure he listens to untitled podcast. Yeah. Yeah, he does. He does. That's where he gets all his ideas from
You ever notice that whatever we talk about he talks about the next day. Yeah
One of the five fans of untitled podcast, there's one guy fucking made a comment to me at work the other day
Is Joe really Jewish? I don't fucking know but he fucking he says to me he's like, oh like I
Can't remember he said some shit where I was just talking about something completely unrelated. It was some hot take and he's like
Oh, yeah
I heard what you had to say about that on the podcast and I'm like 95% sure he was kidding
Because like he knows I have a podcast by doubt. He listens to it. Probably what he said that it was like
Oh fuck. Did I say something about whatever this controversial topic was?
Like is that out there and people are listening to it? Yeah, everybody listen to it. No, and then I talked to me
He's like nah, I'm just fucking around. I don't think you've ever talked about I've only listened to like five minutes or did I?
Fucking do that to me dude, like what did I say?
Yeah, you probably said some controversial shit yeah, probably I'll have hot takes here our hottest take is all it's all comedic though
It's all satirical. So I
I got something to say about the war in Ukraine
That I don't know if our general audience heard but is fucking insane
90% of the money that we gave the Ukraine was funneled in the shell companies that shut down and people pocketed the money
Oh, that's uh, that's good. Yeah
Yeah, the money that we sent over we kind of knew that that was a bad idea when we did it, too
I don't think that there was a lot that's got to be a tripping. That's true
Yeah, and it is but they they fucking uh, I remember there was very little approval for
For us funding that not too many
I don't think that we should fund fucking Russia or Ukraine or we shouldn't fund Ukraine or Israel or Hamas or Russia
Like Ukraine's not UN either. I think they they got into the UN they were trying to but they weren't UN
NATO NATO, sorry my bad. Yes
No, because because like they started the war during a UN meeting
I was watching the UN meeting when fucking the war started and like the guy from Ukraine
It was just like I came here to negotiate with you guys
But it doesn't matter at this point because you already started the attack and I'm like, that's one of the coldest fucking lines
shit
Yeah, like I was in one well
I was on vacation in Washington DC and that was on the news of my holy shit. I just watched the beginning of a war
I watched that live. I'm not well informed about any of this shit
So like the takes I have on Ukraine and stuff are really just like based off of what I hear from you guys
What about a moss and in Israel? I don't know anything about that either actually CC went down the fucking rabbit hole
So you saw me about it today?
now
Israel was having a music festival and during the music festival
Hamas fighters came in on fucking like like
You know those like hillbilly like fucking like like parachutes
They have like the fan on the back that they can fly around on yeah, like the fucking glider thing
Yeah, I know what you're talking about
So they came in on those and just started gunning down civilians at a fucking like like Coachella type thing. Wow
That's great
Like that's how it started and like at the beginning of the war like when this shit was going on like, okay
That's unacceptable
You can go I would go like that that would be going to war like if another country did that to America
We would be in that country the next day, but it's not our country though
No, I'm saying like with like but I'm like
Israel go ahead fight that like if somebody like just imagine fucking let's say
China came in on gliders and just shot up Coachella one year. Yeah, that would be like
That would be like everyone would be like, all right, we're going to war. We're gonna kill him
Yeah, but like they fly across the Pacific Ocean
It has to be gliders otherwise the narrative doesn't work
It's a completely different scenario if they did not come in on the parachute fan thing
But like yeah, they just started gunning down civilians and there's like videos of it and shit
It's like brutal like they're shooting down fucking they're shooting. They're shooting kids fucking women children fucking
Just civilians. It was just a mess
And I'm like, holy shit
And then they're like, yeah, we're going to war and then they got to the to the point where they're like winning the war
And then they're like, yeah, we're gonna execute their entire race and I'm like, whoa. Whoa, okay
All righty, then you guys
We're like, all right. I was I was on your side at that point, but then you just like
Let's kill their entire race my completely uninformed ignorant take on this
Is just that like war has been being waged on and off over there for hundreds of years. So like
And it's about a religion that really not a lot of people in America are part of so like the only
Only place in America
The only place in America that has a large u.s. Population is the state of New York. I
That's actually a true statement. We shouldn't be fighting religious wars. Anyway, that's what i'm saying
And it's like I get that like oh, yeah un nato like there are allies in the United States
Yeah, un nato like there are allies and everything but it's like
Let's get in the better end of the deal here
Are you really telling me I think the reason why we we we fuck with ukraine so much
We like war we like the effects it has on the economy that we fuck with with israel so much is because
There are only ally in the middle east currently like at all like every other every other thing in the middle east is a fucking mess
Yeah, like we have no allies in the middle east except for you for for israel. I don't know
It's just like you think back out really 9-eleven is really the this
Trigger for all this not that we weren't already involved over there to a certain extent
But like 9-eleven is what really brought us over there and it's just like y'all listen
Did we really have the best take there like sure it was a terrorist attack, but it's like it's well documented
george bush knew it happened and it's like
It was a deliberate move listen in black ops in black ops 6 we're going to be able to shoot fucking saddam hussein
Oh, yeah, what's that going to be about?
Yeah, it looks like it's going to be like this the the gulf war like that's the time period it calls for yeah
Hopefully they have a similar zombies to cold war
I think that's what they're saying it's going to be like it's going to be similar to cold war because I loved cold war zombies like a lot
That was rough, but like cold war zombies loved it. I loved cold wars as much
You didn't nearly play as much as me and alley mac did no me and you played alley mac was the one who didn't play that
I fucking I lived on that game
Days and days I got fucking diamond camel on like fucking six guns in that oh yeah back in the day
Like not like back when like it's like first came out we played fucking we did and so did so did beep us
I'm being casey played that game for months like into fucking vanguard because you would always try to get me to go on so we could
Do she know numa and I would just be like fuck vanguard like I'm not playing that fucking dog shit game
Then we'd get back on cold war for a little bit and I hate to say I struggle to play that game now
It was just like maxis. I did my time like I did my time. I liked it and it was just
I don't know to have some new maps. I just remember that first that that first map and fucking in
In cold war was fucking solid. Yeah
Fucking really all the maps in cold war were solids just I played them
All to my I feel like also I think I stopped playing I remembered why I stopped playing
It was on the map in Berlin and I I kept I got to the fucking last part of it
And then I got that's an hour, right? Yeah
Yeah, and I got downed and all I had was a ballistic knife when I came back and like when they when they're like, all right
All right
I can open up the box and automatically had because I had like the thing that gave you a pack upon you as soon as you
Opened the box and it was only like a one-time thing and I opened it up and it was a goddamn ballistic knife
And I'm like, I'm fucking useless great
awesome
Fucking great
I just I think the reason why I played that game was because I was like, oh my god
The reason why I played that game so much was just because I was night shift
I was single and like I would come home and all my fucking friends would already be like asleep by the time
But I would get home because you always got out late and they would just be like, all right, fuck it
I'm gonna stay up till fucking
Seven o'clock in the morning playing cold war. I don't have work tomorrow and then I would just go on fucking autopilot
Just training for hours on end to get like diamond camos
And at one point like we just got on one time and I'm like my blackout incident on cold war was that on uh,
Was that on vanguard that was on vanguard that was on the starting that that was that was
Vanguard that was the Chrissy and I incident. Yeah, and I had the fucking and I had the uh, I had the the lesbian german
As as my character. Yes. Yeah
I liked cold war and like it's just like I'm
I'm I'm not gonna pre-order it. I think it's gonna be good and I will buy it once I hear that
It's like at least just okay. All I need to be is okay, but if it has a launch like fucking modern warfare 3
Yeah, like I can't bring myself to make that purchase like this. No, it's gonna be black ops
You know, it's gonna be like it's like black ops. I feel like black ops is always like a better life
Yeah, it's better but it's still not like
Oh, you just play other games and they just like I was never I call it dude. He's always been like a step behind
I've never been into like the the the the the uh, I've never been into the um
The multiplayer as much as the zombies. I like the pve versus the pvp
Yeah, because like the like fucking zombies when you get like four your like three of your friends playing that
It's so much more fun than just playing against a bunch of randos and fucking like
Random ranked matches and shit. Yeah
Yeah
I just I don't know
I just I feel like I scratched my call of duty itch
Like within my lifetime, it's it's hard for me to play like a competitive shooter and have fun like the really the only
Competitive game I like at this point is rocket league. I like just hell let loose. I don't know if you ever played that
It's a like it's a fucking more realistic world war two shooter. Yes
Yeah, my my brother's been telling me to play that with him. There's no there's no hud
There's no like ammo counter you get hit once with a yeah
Yeah, you get like two shots maybe if they hit you in the leg and then you're like super slow until you die, right?
Yeah, and then there's a fucking you could be a medic and like actually like revive people
But you can only revive a person like once. Yeah, and like you like literally
Uh, your your your character only gets one fucking you only get one med kit unless you're a medic then you get ten
But like literally I just fucking like I get into a sniper tower with like fucking three snipers
And I'm a medic and I fucking just keep going
Can I kill this fucking save this guy fucking fuck?
Running a fucking field
Fucking god damn it and like hit by straight
Suppressing fire every time they poke their head like nothing that happened nothing nothing in that game that happened
I'm like like I fucking like when I first started playing
I would just get cleaned fucking from half the map away
And I'm like how the fuck where did I get hit from and then you realize you just got to be like so much more
Careful. Yeah, that's why I hate multiplayer and call of duty, but like spawning insta kill and then like I'm like you got it
There's a learning curve and then you get told you're gonna die
Like they're gonna fuck your mom and like it's not that that era is over
Will never be over nobody fucking keeps their mics on anymore now
It's like there's like two people in a lobby back in like the black ops two days
Everybody had mics everybody was shit talking because even if you were in a party with your friends
Unless you went in at the beginning of the game and manually muted everybody except the people in your party
You would hear them and that was just a chore so people wouldn't shut it off and they'd keep it on
I know everybody's too introverted everybody fucking mutes everybody
I guess you would shit talk people and there would be the revenge thing
So like you'd kill them and you'd hear what they say and be like
After you knew the same guy was killing you a couple times like fuck you
Now people are people are so weird like kids these days are so weird like in VR chat
They just like sit around in VR and don't talk. Yeah
It's so weird dude. I I miss fucking that's like dead internet shit though. Are those really people?
I miss like I miss playing on VR chat
Because like I figured out that like VR chat just has a shit ton of pedophiles on it. Yeah, it's always been a controversy
Yeah, but like I just loved when like there'd be like people having virtual dates and you just sit in between them be like
Hey, what's going on guys? So like we're trying to have a virtual date here
I remember you and me did that we joined the one forest world where it was like
Minecraft and there was like a couple hanging out by a tree and you came over and you're like
Fucker you assholes doing how you doing?
Like the one guy tried to be like a fucking like tough guy. He's like i'm trying to have a date here, bro
I'm like, yeah, that's real fucking stupid. I was fucking I think that's when I had covid and it was just like I just got
My oculus so I was just playing vr chat for like a week and you one of you two would always be on
And we were just fucking people
Casey would just run around with a dick avatar and just touch people with his cock
Check with my tips out and the deal that running around with a dildo trying to fuck
We just be like the bar the black cat might just be running around I want to fuck you alley back
Dude I would just go off the people like I remember fucking I had wheelchair Joe with a gun
And I just roll off the people a favorite was shaggy in a wheelchair. That was a good one, too
Then you and me almost fried our fucking headsets
We got the fucking attack on titans games that were just like like
Tight, yeah
Like it was so big and like you like it crashed the game to the point where you couldn't play
Yeah, you couldn't open the menu like it was just you were breaking the game
I had to fucking make like a new account because of that because I
I had to go into the fucking like vr chat like world like builder
And like or like not remember you had to like clear your cash or something
You had to clear all your characters that you had so then it would go back to like the fuck
I it was so many fucking steps, but like I broke the fuck we broke the whole game
Yeah
You would literally like need to get down on the floor and like close one of your eyes to like see what was going on
because I remember we spawned in we thought was the coolest thing where it was like you just saw this glitched like
Foot that was taking up like 90 almost the entire map and it's like oh, yeah, let's take his skin, dude
And we did really god. This is so fucking sick. We're like, all right, let's go back
It's not
It's not working
Fuck me. It took like two hours to fucking fix it
I will say I think the most fun times I ever had on poker stars were when we would all play fucking blackjack
And you would be having the time of your life until you started to get a couple bad hands
And then you would just start raging the fuck
Listen boys you either win or you win big that game was something special because
Dude my favorite was I I remember I was at the fucking poker table like thing and like I think you were there
And like I just went I just I had a couple bad hands in a row and like everyone was just like damn bro
That sucks. I go i'm gonna be honest with you boys
I don't really know how to play poker
Tyler what
I have like a very loose understanding of what we're doing right now
Like I know bears are good. I think if they're all the same color some shit that's better like
I know how to play poker now, but like I was just sitting there my boys. I I gotta be honest with you
If I I don't really know how to play poker
You did learn it though. Yeah, we did learn it
I just bluffing people off of just like shit hands and my favorite was like when you got the guns and you're like
Ride the fucking river, baby. Casey. You're just you're good at you're good at knowing when to bluff though
Because you'll you'll really like you you bet such a realistic amount for it
Like you really bet him out where it's like he's trying to reel me in so he can take all my money
Right, and then it's like every time I fucking call your bluff. You're not bluffing and you fuck me
And then every time i'm like tyler's about to i mean casey's about to fuck me you lay him down there be like
You like flip the cars or like fuck off casey
But I was such a loose cannon that no one knew what I was doing
No, they're like it was like I could either have I could have a fucking royal flush or I could have a two and a
Fucking seven. I remember you didn't play that game a ton
But I remember you would get tilted and you would I don't think because again you didn't know how to play
But just by luck of the draw you would somehow claw your way back in
And then you would just go all in when you thought you had a hand once you'd get yourself back in and then you'd get
Busted you'd be like fuck
Yeah, you'd see the fucking yeah that you'd see that you'd see the head get twisted the other direction
And then you'd see like the hands like be over here
Like the arms would just be like yeah
He threw his headset yeah be like oh there goes tyler
I loved it when you'd be playing in a lobby though and people would have their fucking mics muted
So you see them moving the whole time and it's just like you can tell like they've just been stoic
The whole game and then you really get them
Fucking by the balls and you either win a hand or you bluff them off and then you just like
Remember one dude, I think I was playing alone. Actually. I fucking had a huge hand like that
And as soon as he folded his cards, I just flipped mine around
I didn't even put him on the table and he just looked at my hand
Then some dude would get like really mad at you one time
Were we playing?
So do like popped off on me because I kept on like calling him and like I because I didn't know how to play
I just kept winning because I just kept being like i'll call he's like you should have fucking called on that bro
What the fuck?
Fuck you, dude
I I did have a guy that popped off on me though
It is actually hard to play with people who don't know how to play because they're unpredictable
Yeah, it is because luck can carry you pretty fucking far in poker
But I was just like I remember the one time it was the fucking lady
Like the fucking lady kept on being like can you guys stop using props?
It's really distracting. So then I literally took out all my props and just stacked them down
And I just kept taking the cow and throwing it at her and she muted you and was like this
You're so fucking annoying. Like what the fuck? I remember that and I'm like if this was real life, I would punch you in the throat
Because I do remember I think I know which one you were talking about though
We were playing a game of poker and I was I remember I was drinking quite a bit that night
Yes, and like but I was mostly I was fucking being a dick to people
But I was like ball busting and we were friends with the guy we were talking to to a certain extent
But he was the quiet one at the table and then I want to hand it
He's like, you know, dude, you don't have to be such a fucking asshole man, you're like he just started going crazy
I mean, he's like bro
Dude, I was fucking kidding. Like I thought that oh, yeah
Friends with him afterwards. I got all excited that you want the hand. Yeah, I cooled him down after I'm sorry
I would be in a fucking it was like a one of those unwritten rules like when somebody like celebrates a home run in baseball
That's so stupid. By the way, I also loved when you could take pictures of people
So I just like do the extended thing and I just go like this in their face. Yeah, then you can just like slowly
Did you fucking slow roll him
I don't think I slow rolled him if I did. Oh I did
Fucking furious at me and I was like dude, I didn't even know that's what it was
He didn't use his mic the whole fucking game and he fucking popped into voice chat to tell me how much of a
disrespectful asshole I was I'm like, dude, I'm sorry like you weren't completely right that was just
Like I've been drinking I'm sorry
Oh, I remember there was the one fucking avatar that was like the one guy that I was playing against was super looking super gay looking
So I'm just like are you like actually gay in real life or you just like fucking around?
He's like, no, I'm actually gay and I'm like
I don't know what that means. I'm like, what is what do you so like I kept on asking him what being gay meant
He's just like
He's just like he's like I I like men. I'm like, what do you mean? Like are you friends with men shit?
Uh-oh, what's this?
But I'm just like are you like do you are like your friends men he's like
I'm a little bit more than friends with men. I'm like, what do you mean like best friends?
If you just got soaked
Yeah, you can you can really trigger people people
I I always thought it was funny when you end up in a lobby and poker stars where there be some fucking
Like squeaker and you just be like, I don't know what it is
I don't know what it is about the squeakers, but they would always be the vocal ones like hey guys
I'm going all in
Like this is the last I got here. It was always the fucking blackjack table. Yeah, like okay
I hope you win
You probably shouldn't be like betting this early like I think this is gonna lead to like lifelong problems for you if you get addicted
To something like this like yeah
My favorite is when like the kids that sit next to me and they'd be smoking like the fake cigars
I just go like this. I take him. I'd be like you can't smoke
They'd also be funny because you can just get kids fucking amped off like you can just be like, oh dude
You're going all in. Oh shit
Fucking go spaz mode so quick. It's not looking good. It's not looking good
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Jesus Christ, I think we need to take a break when we come back dan will be here and we'll talk about
Donald trump what he takes stocks and then probably jeopardy and then it'll end
We'll be back. Thanks. I'll be back
The
NHL refs are trying to make the panthers win. This is a fucking fixed job. This is a fucking fixed job
The rangers fucking should have won the last two games that they fucking lost because it's a fixed job
This is my hell. We have two topics that are gonna get talked about it's hockey and stocks
Welcome back to the middle of this shit episode 74 here with dan
Me and dan got this bling on
Because we you know, we're so rich from the stock market
So dan you'll see in the uh in the picture for the episode dan's got a gold chain on. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, i'm looking good i'm flexing
Casey on the other hand has like these gucci looking shades and he's got
He's got one ring on that is a dollar bill on it
And then the other one is just a gaudy gold ring with a bunch of fake diamonds made entirely out of this is fucking platinum, bro
this cost
This cost your fucking entire years of salary casey
Would you make it in here bro, seriously bro
Get on our fucking level gents
I disagree
You will the fucking thing get into my get into my we gotta hear what you have to say here
I know the fucking item into existence. Yeah, let's talk about this
so
uh
We've made enough prank calls to grocery stores
At three in the morning looking for buffalo chicken pringles, which never existed
But they got enough requests and somebody had like buffalo ranch or like buffalo, you know
It wasn't that was like a limited time thing. No, I don't think they ever had buffalo. Did they well?
We always said buffalo chicken pringles, right? Yeah, I think they had buffalo pringles, but I don't think we have buffalo chicken
Chicken or they have like it was called like buffalo ranch or something, but that's what buffalo is
Yeah, like buffalo is like these are these are extreme scorched and hot buffalo
Buffalo pringles. I don't know. They're they're actually pretty hot if you eat like a few of them. All right, let's crack them open
I want to try one, but I don't know if I want to put this shit in my body. I want to try it right now
It's literally like fucking
30 different chemicals look we are talking about this stuff the more chemicals the better
I had I had a I'll try one. I had a
Had a topic that I want to talk about. Oh, yeah
Before we devolve into fucking you know stock talk
What's that? Oh, I got two. I just want to talk about fucking like
What do you I'm good fucking I'm good. Cheers your chip there
Like I was like looking at it and like I
I keep I saw a meme and like it made me think about it like the people who wait to have sex until marriage
And I'm like their their wedding day
Like how fucking weird would that be like you waited this long to have sex and like today's the day
but like
You are you there's no way it's gonna be good. What if you found out then that your partner was like the other gender?
Oh my god
I found out then that you're gay fuck
You that long
You're like you're gonna step up to bat. I don't really like this that much
Like I I guarantee you because I I think it I think this is agreeable by by everybody's standard my first time having sex
Fuck it sucked like it was bad. Oh, yeah
bad
Like I was actually gonna
Go ahead. No, you can go that but like my first time having sex was fucking awful
I have a feeling like I'm about to grossly overshare, but my first time was fucking fantastic
Expecting it to be fucking awkward, but I don't know
Mine was pretty bad. I think I think it's a general consensus that the first time you have sex is always awful
He was a bad man. My ex was
My ex was kind of a hoe after me but before me she wasn't but clearly she knew what she was doing
Did you pop her cherry? No, no
She popped mine though and she was it was fucking unreal
Do you ever pop a cherry? It was like lay back immediately fucking deep throat. I was like what the fuck is going on right now?
I've never popped a cherry. You've never popped a cherry. I don't think no. Have you ever popped a cherry there?
No, I've never popped a cherry. It's like I never had and I never will be able to anymore, but
like
Why not? I'm fucking getting married retard
Oh, well I mean
You never know what the future holds
But like what I take Dan
Well, like the people that like
They are pretty hot. They're not like fucking Carolina Reaper, but like they're spicier than I figured they would be for a pretty long time
Well, if you eat like a few like I eat like you know a good amount of them
An entire sleeve
My tongue was on fucking fire. I was like, oh, this is like as bad as a ghost pepper
I don't know. I took two to the teeth there. I feel like the more you eat
No, you gotta eat like ten
You're really gonna make me eat
I came from Texas Roadhouse. I ate a fucking Fort Worth fucking ribeye today
I love Texas Roadhouse
Texas Roadhouse is like the most fantastic chain
They just get it right
The biscuits they got there?
Dude I went today. The biscuits are bigger
They're bigger than they used to be
Like noticeably larger
Maybe we had just some like some fucking absolute G in the bakery
Because you know they're cracking that shit out all day
It's all fresh baked. That's why that stuff's good
What do you think about Texas Roadhouse Dan?
I don't know that I've ever been there
Are you fucking kidding me?
No I'm serious
What time's it open till?
I'm going a second time getting another fucking
Isn't it just like Outback Steakhouse?
It's American like steakhouse
Compared to Outback dude
Texas Roadhouse puts that place to absolute shame
Like they actually season your steak while they cook it right
Every time I've been to Outback
They fucking grill my thing
It's the least juicier
It'll look medium rare
But they gotta bloom an onion
Outback is owned by the same place as Red Lobster
and Olive Garden
No I thought it was Long Island
Red Lobster folks
No I thought it was Long Island
Red Lobster fucking went under
Longhorn is the same as Outback?
Outback, Red Lobster and Olive Garden
Are you sure?
Are you positive?
I think so
I don't know
All I know is that Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy
They're not going out of business though
Yeah I was going to say the one on Wolf Road is still open
Yeah because it's all owned by this big company
The Red Lobster is still open
It's a big company
The Red Lobster chain is out of business
I heard what fucking killed them was they were doing some deal
It was the Endless Shrimp
We talked about it last week on the podcast
Was that the reason?
I thought I got told I was wrong about that
No it was the Endless Shrimp deal
No I think my girlfriend said I was wrong about that
I was like I don't know, I saw it
Fucking gas lighter
People just fucking rob
Red Lobster for shrimp
Yeah
So this week in the news
Donald Trump was just found guilty
In his trial
It's not going to do it
What does this mean?
It means that the first
We're going to have the first president that's a felon
A convicted felon
But is he going to jail?
I mean I don't know
That'd be pretty awesome
Usually if you get convicted of a felony you go to jail
It might be a civil war actually
People might block the fucking courthouse
I don't understand
If you get convicted of a felony you go to jail
Do you?
Yes
If I commit a felony and I get convicted
I go to jail
Has he been sentenced yet?
Or has he just been found guilty?
What is he facing?
I'll do some research
I was going to say
It's like falsifying business records
I was going to say
If he's facing jail time
Which is a load of shit because I guarantee Donald Trump
Hasn't filed one
Actual business record on his own
In 40 fucking years
He was found guilty of falsifying business records
To conceal
$130,000 payment
To adult film star Stormy Daniels
But how can you guarantee
That he wasn't
Like involved in the
Each of the 34 felony charges carries up to
A $5,000 fine and 4 year prison sentence
But whether Trump will go to prison
Is another question
And that's up to the judge at sentencing
What a fucking
Cock tease of a
Comment there
He might face
Jail time but that's up to them
We don't know yet
The judge sent a July 11th date for sentencing
I don't know dude
It should have done on the 4th of July
But we'll see
I think all this does is get people
Riled up against
The left
I was honestly just like I'm not voting
This is ridiculous
I'm not going to be involved in this
Now I have to fight back against a corrupt
Justice system
I fucking hate the left
I have to vote
I have a
Civic duty
An obligation
But the president should have to go to jail
If he committed a crime
I mean
Did he actually commit that crime
34 felonies dude
34
Doesn't that kind of sound like it's
One like
Crime that they sliced up into
34 pieces
Isn't that the same thing
Dan you're making a lot of sense right now
But isn't it the same thing 34 times
I'm so ignorant I know nothing about this issue
But what he's saying makes sense
So he made like probably a payment every month to her
So they just charged it 34 times
I guarantee he didn't do shit
I guarantee he banged her
And he told somebody
To just fucking pay her
And that was it
The guy has more money than fucking
God
Is it a crime to pay somebody to keep their mouth shut
I didn't think it was
Apparently it is
Is it?
I think it is a crime
Is bribery a crime?
No it's not bribery
That's not bribery
It is bribery I'll pay you to keep your mouth shut
That's not bribery, bribery is like
Going to a public official
And having them
Overlook a law
For money
That's bribing an official
Or having them pass something
That's like
Tyler are you alive right now
I'm fucking tired
Paying somebody not to say something is like
That's, I don't know
That's not what he got charged with
Obviously it's not illegal
So what they're doing is they're just making a case
So that all that's out there is negativity
So that
Coming up towards the election
Oh this president's a convicted felon
What's going to happen is it's going to go to supreme court
And it's going to get dropped
I don't know, the judge could sentence him
To a prison sentence
But he could just go to jail though
If he has to be in jail
He can't run for president
For a crime like this he's going to get fined
They're not going to put him in jail
Well the judge is a New York judge
It's a democratic judge
It doesn't matter if the judge is a fucking
Democratic judge, if you put fucking
Donald Trump in jail it will cause
A civil war
I'm all down for a fucking civil war buddy
What, the person
The person without fucking guns is down
For a civil war
You'd be shot in the street like the piece of shit you are
You fucking communist motherfucker
Bro I got a fucking stock, I got something better than
Oh wow you got stocks, you know what happens
With stocks when there's a fucking civil war
You know what happens with a fucking stock
When there's a fucking civil war, you get shot
In the street because of your fucking human
Garbage, you fucking piece of shit
Fuck you
You know what's crazy is that there's
Something, sorry
Damn without skipping a beat
You know it's crazy guys
We're so used to it
Yeah but this falls under what's called
Vexatious litigation
Right, so like
It's just
Litigation meant to harass somebody
Right, and to tie up their resources and to
Tie up their time, it's like everybody
Knows that that's what's going on
And these people think that they're so fucking right
That it's okay to do that, it's like no
Why can't you just have a legitimate
A legitimate
You know
Campaign or whatever
You know a legitimate debate
Because they know he's going to, they know Joe Biden's going to lose against Donald Trump
Right yeah
It's like guaranteed, all those special rules for him
Right
So, but you know you have like the fact that
Trump is now a felon
That would make me vote for
More, right, like dude
If you're already a Trump supporter, yeah
No, like even if I wasn't a Trump supporter
If fucking Biden got some street cred
By getting a fucking felony, that would be the best
Thing for him, right, well they're talking about
Exactly like exactly what Tyler said
People are going to do it just because they
Want something interesting and different
I will never vote for Donald Trump
You're a fucking big dweeb, because all you do
Is just talk this fucking
Retarded fucking talk
You're so fucking stupid
Casey, I don't understand
How you become so fucking
Stupid politically, do you just like
Having the wrong opinions
Do you like being on the wrong side of history
Do you like just being a
Fucking human piece of trash
I can say the same thing about you my friend
I don't fucking care, I know what I am
You call me a piece of trash, I go
Gladly
What the fuck
Call me a piece of trash, I will wear
Piece of trash on my forehead
Fucking tattoo, piece of human
Garbage on my forehead, I'll wear it fucking
Proudly, motherfucker
Listen, I'm not a Biden supporter and I'm not a Trump supporter
I'm not going to vote for you
You think I would vote for Kennedy
I don't think you could wear that tattoo
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. motherfucker
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sucks cock
I thought we all agreed that we liked him
He seems like a guy that would suck dick for money
Dude again, my opinions on this shit
Are just so baseless
The only thing I know about politics
Is what I hear from you three
And I'm sure
A lot gets lost in that game of telephone
Dude, I could only
Take his voice for so long
Tyler's throwing hundos
Is this real money?
Yeah, I got ten thousand from the bank
I'm about to invest in Tesla
Damn, let me get some of that
Let me get some of that
Damn, son
We're taking a trip to nightmoves, boys
One of those in the
Slur jar, just for fun
I wonder how far this is going to get you at nightmoves
Probably not very far at all
Now here's what we're going to do
We're going to leave two of these fake hundos
In the slur jar, so when we have guests
We'll have them think that we're
Like fucking, we have all this money
Dude, you could do some serious pranks with this shit
I don't know, I feel like if you
I wonder how far though you could get
You could get arrested for that shit
Why? We probably would not get fooled
No, if you fold one line It's fake money
Well no, but I mean like, if you like
Put this on the ground in the grocery store
Like on a fishing string, right?
So when he goes to grab it
That's like what Impractical Jokers did that actually
They actually did that, yeah
It says promotion picture, he was only on it
Yeah, but I mean dude, if I saw that
I'm diving for it, that looks so real
At like first glance
That looks fucking real
Dan just starts thinking about the
Investments he can make
That's all that's on his mind
Go to your bank Dan
Try to deposit that in your bank
See what happens
I'd get arrested dude
Instantly, I mean it does look pretty
Fucking real though
It doesn't feel real though
It doesn't smell real either
And also with the $100 bills they got that reflective
Strip in the middle, which like
That's such a poor imitation of that
That bill really only looks
Somewhat realistic from afar
I just watched a documentary about a guy
Who was like the best
Counterfeit in
America
And he like copied it almost exactly
And so they got him to like testify
And like the FBI like cut him a deal
So they uh
And now he makes money
Wasn't that uh the fucking
Catch Me If You Can with Leonardo DiCaprio
I'm pretty sure that's what
That's based off of
He just counterfeited a shit load of stuff
But he was also super charismatic and just talked
His way into piloting planes
Yeah that should tickle your two's autism
Right there with the planes there
It's a good
I'm just saying, look it up
Catch Me If You Can Leonardo DiCaprio
Catch Me If You Can yeah
Actually uh I don't know if I've seen that movie
That's what he does, he counterfeits cash in it
I think what you're telling me is the
Story of that, I'm pretty sure the movie is based on a
True story, you'll be wrong
BASED
In 1994 the Rangers
Did lose game 4 and 5 and they were down
3 to 2
So they won the Stanley Cup
That was a Tyler grown Dan
I wanna fucking die
No that's not what I was
He's not like a counterfeiter of money but he is
Like a white collar criminal
Fucking Jordan Belfort
No he did uh, that's what he did
He faked checks
He faked checks and he was really
Fucking good at it
Frank Abeguinal
Yeah and he was in prison for a little bit and then he came back
And he fucking worked for
Whoever, showing them how he did it
He's like
Alright let's get to
Our favorite game
I gotta take a piss
Alright, Alimak you take a piss
Quick while
Alimak takes a piss we're gonna talk about some stocks Dan
What do you got this week?
Well I went a little heavy on
NVIDIA today
And I broke my cardinal rule
Of no short
Term trading, right?
Not intentionally short term trading
Well you have unlimited trade so you can
Potentially just short term trade
But I don't think it's a good strategy
I think, I think that's um
I think it's a losers game if you
Really don't know what you're doing
It's also time consuming
So what I did is I bought
I only try and buy as much stock as
I'm gonna keep forever, right? That's my rule
So
You buy as much as you wouldn't mind having forever
In riding it out if the stock goes
Up or down, if it goes up significantly
You cash out, you take the money
And if it goes down you win cause you
Can buy some more, right?
So you're winning either way
But what I did is I bought like 8500
Bucks in NVIDIA and I'm like
Oh this sucker's going to the fucking moon, right?
So I'm like, you know what? I'll throw on
Another three shares of NVIDIA
For day trading, right?
Which I don't do, I'm not trying to be
A day trader, right?
So, that was Tyler
So um
Yeah so I'm like, I missed my point at which
I wanted to sell cause I was out on a run
And I came back and I missed
I wanted to sell it at $150
So I came back and it was like $142
I'm like, or you know
$1142, and I'm like yeah
It'll go back up and it fucking
Plummeted, so I had
I had like $3500
Extra of shares that I
Only intended for day trading
That I didn't want to keep long term
Sometimes you just gotta be patient, like
You just gotta wait for it to go back up
Yeah but the other thing you can do is
Just, if you see that it's plummeting
You can cash out and then
Buy it back when it's at a lower price
Right, so you don't know when that lower price
Is gonna go back up
Right, but I mean NVIDIA is a pretty
Safe bet, you know, that it's gonna
Go, it's doing a split in like a week
Here, um so
You know, if it's plummeting
Why not just step out, let it fall
$30 and then pick it back up
So that's what I did, I stepped out
But I'm actually, as soon as it
Rolls over to midnight, I'm gonna put
Not $12,000 on it, I'm gonna
Just, I'm gonna take it easy
I'm gonna put $6500, I don't
Mind having that forever. Alright, five minutes
From now at midnight, Dan's gonna put a
$6,000 investment
On what, NVIDIA? Yeah, we'll do
It live. Is it going back up or is it
Going down still? Well
Right now it's a, it's pretty
Much, you can
You can guess looking at the charts that it's at
It's baseline of where it really should be
Alright, time for Jeopardy
Oh, $1,094
Yeah, probably go back up, right?
Yeah, so, and dude, even if
If I buy $6,000
Of it, and
It goes down to
You know, $1070
Or it goes down
I'm rooting for you
I'm not worried about it, cause I'm gonna ride it out
And I know it's going to the moon in the future
So no more short-term trading
I've gotten burned twice on short-term
Trading, so
Because what happens is you get greedy
And you say, oh, I'm gonna wait until it hits a certain
Number, and then
Yeah, you don't catch it all at the right time
And the bottom just falls out and you're done
It's stupid, it's stupid
So you just buy it at a good price like it is now
And ride it up
Sell it when you make
A certain amount of money that you want to make
Yeah, I'm just gonna do that with my penny stocks, just fucking sell them
When I can get money. You're not Jordan Belfort, Casey
Anyway
You're not, right?
Casey, do you have a vape?
Mayhaps
Such a fucking fiend
Tyler, I'm fucking rooting for you
Tonight, alright?
I'm not, I'm not winning this one
AliMax
A little cross, surprise, surprise
My name's Alex Trebek, I'm here with your
Seven-time winner
Damn, the stock man
Got your
Two-time winner, Bados
The DOSO
Nineteen-time winner
Tyler
Looking for the big two-oh
He looks dead right now
Tyler, are you too dead?
Are you too dead to get your 20th win today?
I'm rooting for you
You can't give up on me here, dude
You're gonna give it to these motherfuckers?
See, if the Rangers won
You'd be like, fuck yeah AliMax
Let's fucking go
No, I get fucking corpse Tyler
Alright, let's go
And guess it's between you and me then
Fuck
Alright, the categories today are
Songs named after girls
Leonardo DiCaprio movies
Oh shit
I am the highway
Retro games
Vice
Damn, dude, I've been loving that game
Vice President
And reality TV
Vice President is a watch
Daniel
Daniel won last time
I think we'll go with
Classic
Retro video games
Retro games for 200
This popular Atari
Racing game was the number one arcade
Game in both
Pole position
1983 and 1984
You beat me to it
That was a good question
I fucking knew it, I was waiting
I sat too long
Come on, Tyler
Get by the mic here
Tyler, wake up
Tyler, hit the smelling salt
Hit that smelling salt
Hit that fucking smelling salt, boy
I'm not tired of that
Stop, it's okay to feel sad sometimes
Yeah, it's dance pick
Alright, retro video games
400
While controlling a starship
Players must avoid flying enemies
And projectiles
Asteroids
Yep
What? Flying enemies and projectiles
What is Galaga?
Yes, 1981
Namco
Ali Max, alright
1981
Namco game
Ali Max
I knew it, I was going to guess asteroids too
Yeah, that's what I would have said
I didn't mean to buzz it
Hold up, hold up
Before you ask, let it clear
600
Alright, this Soviet created puzzle
game released today
Fuck
I heard it
We all buzzed in
Holy shit
Releasing the 84 features players
Lining up tetrominoes
It's tetrominoes, but
Okay
Female songs
Songs named after girls
For 200
Daily Double
You can wager up to
1000
600
Risking 200
Alright
She doesn't have to put on a red light
Or sell her body to the night
What is Roxanne?
Damn
Songs female
You don't have to put on a red light
That is a great song
For 400
This girl
What the fuck is going on?
400, this girl has perhaps
The most memorable phone number
In America
Who's Jenny?
8675309
I was picked
Songs
600, she's got me on my knees
If she could only ease my worried mind
Fuck no
I can't match it to a song
I can't connect the dots, it sounds so familiar
Who's Leila?
Leila
You got me on my knees
Leila
I can't connect it that way
It's the monotone delivery for Casey
My brain isn't capable of connecting
I need the rhythm
I didn't even know that's what he said
It's right here, boy
Songs
Songs for 800
I'm not dumb but I don't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
I don't know
And it's going to piss me off
Because I bet I do know it
I think I know the band, I don't know the song
Who is Lola?
We got Leila and Lola
Tyler's back
We'll fucking finish off songs
For a thousand, she might take your man
Just because she can
Who is Jolene?
Oh Dolly!
How did I not get ya?
Oh my god
I'm a traitor to you Dolly Parton
You know our Bicaprio movies? I am the highway
Retro games, vice presidents, reality tv
We'll do I am the highway
What does that mean?
The highway for 200
Dan double
We got 1200
What's everybody else got?
Ali Max got 400, Dan's got 200
We're getting slaughtered
I am rooting for you
No we're not
Tyler woke up
Who is Interstate traveling from Seattle Washington to Boston, Massachusetts?
Oh
I wish I could answer this
You're going to be mad at yourself if you don't get this
You definitely do know it
I don't think it's Route 66
I think it's uh
Is it uh, wait a minute
Is it Interstate?
Is it Route 69?
Uh
What is I-90?
Oh
Good shit
I know you would have
I know you would have checked out if you got that wrong
So I'm glad you got it right, good shit
I'm glad you're awake
Tyler's pick
Fucking highways for
400? Portions of this
European highway have no speed limit
What is the autobahn?
That was two
Oh Ali Max
Ali Max
I'm a little overconfident there
I did know that one
Keep it going
600, this famous non-Interstate highway runs from Chicago to Los Angeles
Tyler
Oh actually he really didn't
He didn't hit that
Oh you gotta answer buddy, you buzzed in
Route 66, I don't know
Route 66
Damn
I knew that's what you were going to do
I hope it is but I'm worried
I actually didn't mean to hit that but I'm like
I guess Route 66
Tyler's pick
Fucking homosexuals for 6000
I don't know what that is
Highways?
For 800, this north-south Interstate
Will take you from Bangor, Maine
What is uh, US Route 1?
This north-south Interstate
Will take you from Bangor, Maine
Miami, Florida
I think I know it
But I'm not confident enough
It is I-95
Oh shit
I was going to say 87 too
And I figured it was something else
Tyler's pick
For 1000
This is the lonely road that Billy Joe Armstrong
Sang about in 2004
What is the boulevard of broken glass?
Damn
Fuck me, I should have known that Billy
I should have known that Billy dude
Fuck you, Corse banquet
Tyler's pick
We got Leonardo DiCaprio movies
Retro games, Vice Presidents, Reality TV
How do you do Reality TV?
200, this reality series was
Which first aired in 2000
Features groups of strangers teaming up on tribes
In a remote location
What a survivor
And a top prize of a million dollars
Ali Mac
Keep it going
400
DJ Pauly D was on the series that ran
Who's the Jersey Shore?
Dan's
Let's do
Retro games
This is 800
This 1990 Nintendo puzzle game
Combines Super Mario with Tetris
What the fuck?
What is Dr. Mario?
Fuck!
I was a split second behind you
I buzzed in right after him
Motherfucker dude
What's the scores that we got?
Tyler's got 30
That was in the same bar that my dad went to that had Galaga
That's why I got that one
Dr. Mario's on the other end of the bar
Tyler's got 3800
Ali Mac's got 1000
Dan's got negative 200
How much does Tyler have?
3800
Go for the negative one
That's close
Tyler's back
For a thousand
This 1996 game was the first of the
Super Mario series that features
What is Super Mario 64?
Yes it is
No
It's 96
It is?
It was a 3D graphics
It was 1996?
The only other Mario game that came out in 96
Was All Stars
Yeah that was the big one
I fucking
We got Leonardo DiCaprio
Vice Presidents and Reality TV
I'll do Reality TV
Wait till it clears
For 600
This A&A series first aired
In 2016 and features volunteers
Who are incarcerated in the American
Prison system
Oh yeah
Reality TV
You know I was rooting for you Tyler
But Dan even with your fucking
Chains and shit
Like I'm hoping for you on
The negative one here
The name of this series is a
Reference to George Orwell's 1984
And features contestants being
Monitored
24-7
For 3 months
What the fuck is this? Am I in 5th grade right now?
Tyler
What the fuck
What a runaway Tyler's thick
Is there anymore
Yes Reality TV for 1000
This series
Airing since 2013
Features pairs of survivalists
Meeting for the first time without cry
What is Naked and Afraid?
Out of the negative
And now I'm going back in
Dan you got Leonardo DiCaprio
Dude if you go on a run
You can catch up to him we just need to get
Within half of him because then if we go all in
He's fucked
Leonardo DiCaprio movies and vice versa
Leonardo DiCaprio movies
200
Leo's character's firm in this film
Is called Stratton Oakmont
In this film
Oh Dan come on Dan
I thought you were going to ask what the firm was
I forgot it was the name of the movie
I was thinking of firm like a dick
I was confused
400
Leo cut open his palm smashing a glass
To this movie but it was kept in the final cut
Fuck
We're going in Tarantino territory
We were literally talking about this
Fucking movie earlier
Come on spit it out Casey
Next one I got this
600 Leo plays an eccentric
Millionaire in this film set in 1922
Fucking
What the fuck is that
I could have fucking
Came within reach I'm not buzzing
Why am I fucking buzzing
Tyler's pick
800 Leo plays
John
What is the Titanic
Please the Titanic
Sorry
Leo plays
Johnny Depp's mentally challenged brother
In this 1993 film
Oh fuck oh I know this
Fuck 1993
Oh no
Oh what have I done
Those Adwords scissor hands
Did you really love it
Those Adwords scissor hands
Wait oh you came in
No then I didn't it was him
Oh my god you saved me
Hold on
What else was Johnny Depp
I fucking
I'm going for the negative dude
No you didn't
I don't know
What was born before the July
No
I was going to say fucking
Shutter Island but that was like
2010s
What's eating Gilbert Grape
Oh I almost had that
It was on the tip of your tongue
Is there anymore Leos
We'll finish off Leo then
1000
Leo plays aviation tycoon
2004 biopic
I don't even have a fake answer
I have no idea
Anyone
That wasn't me
The Aviator
Oh
No I was not ringing a bell
You got vice presidents
That's it
Not one of them was satanic
What the fuck is that
I thought you were laughing
Because you were about to be
I was so fucking
Oh my god
Vice presidents for a thousand
For a thousand
You got
7400
What does everybody else have
We don't even have the opposite
Ali back has a thousand
Dan has negative 1600
I'll bet
Just watch
Who got shot and killed his friend in a hunting accident in 2006
What is dick shady
Oh yeah
Got 200
I could have got that
Are you fucking kidding me
That's the daily double
On vice presidents are you joking
We'll do 200
The first vice president
Who is Herbert Hoover
That's not right
Fuck
Who is Joe Biden
Oh shit
The negative thing
The first
Who is Fidel Roosevelt
It's definitely Kamala
It's gotta be Kamala dude
The first vice president
Who is Kamala Harris
The first vice president
Who went on to later become
The second president
Who is
Lincoln
The first vice president
George W. Bush
The negative is closed
The first vice president
Who later went on to become
The second president
Who is the fucking second
President
Who is the second
President
Anyone John Adams
Still why risk the points guys
400 became president after the assassination of JFK in 1963
Johnson oh yeah
LBJ Tyler actually never mind
I Tyler actually it was I it was on one I know
My game
600 for vice president plenty of opportunities to answer questions incorrectly
I was yeah, and that's why I was trying to give that back to you this vice president took over after Richard Nixon resigned in
1974 oh god who is Gerald Ford yes?
Wow
In stride you started talking before you buzzed in oh
God and then buzzed in yeah vice presidents for 800 Casey you got that vape though
After Lincoln's assassination this president was inaugurated and left to deal with the reconstruction after the Civil War
Oh, he did an awful job
Oh, I know
Fuck is John Tyler
Who is Barack Obama I did not buzz in who is Andrew Johnson never heard of him
So what's the scores Tyler's got 6800 Ali max got 1000
Dan's got
negative
2600 you say you play bad when when we root for you, and then you do this
This is all that fucking hatred from the Rangers losing coming out
I know it is you just locked in you're like whatever time to ruin fucking Alex and Dan's night fuck these guys
Join me in my depression dicks
Tyler I want you to bet at least 5800 just so we have a game going
Tyler you gotta bet at least 5800. That's true. We have final jeopardy. Yes
Yeah, that would be that would be such a pussy move if you didn't care I fucking
I
Want a 6800 dog bet from you Tyler. What's the fucking what's the what's the category math?
fuck that I
Suck it man
Math is my worst subject
I'm actually buying stocks
You got your bet Dan. Oh, yeah, I should be doing that huh?
So we're fucking like whatever the fuck you were
Dan similar to Mormons. Oh, yeah, I was actually thinking about starting
I'm actually Jw
X Mormon group where we like get together and play soccer and make food and
Share our traumas each other. Yeah. Yeah trauma bond
It's probably some hot Mormon checks
They're all like blonde and like fucking like normal spongebob looking motherfuckers. Yeah, I'll take it
Dude you got it you got it man. You got your bet
Oh, there's some fucking ex Mormon chicks out there that are probably like so sex like deprived that they just want to fuck anything
Oh, dude, I'm sure I'm sure because they were like the third wife so they never got any
But yeah, I don't want to get married I don't want a relationship
I just want sex meet me to buy a 2.7 miles away. Yeah, cuz they're all sexually repressed
Let's see 6500 on new video. All right, we got the wagers the question is
This is the square root of 121
What the square root of 121
Can you tell me if there's a decimal involved
Or is it a whole number
Or is it a whole number?
Yeah, is it a whole number is it that's the whole number
Sure, I'm sure
But I'm not be fucking with me here dude
Well, I can only be one thing if you know the one before it and after
That makes any sense
Oh
Wait hold up I might be dreaming the whole number that's why I'll go
No, that can't be right though, right
It's a whole number are you is this are you being so I already put my answer I'm gonna check
Is there's no decimal point here with a decimal place
All right. You got to give me another minute here. I'm kind of a little retarded. Yeah
I'm a little stupid though
I got it wrong
It's not ten times ten it's not twelve times twelve
There's a number in between
What is 69 Oh
Oh
You've got a thousand he's down to 5800
I think max says what is 11?
That's correct. Oh
I will let the record show that before you made your wise-ass comment. I did already submit my answer
I did rightfully get the correct answer there. He but double squared my money BBY. I'm betting it all
No, it's the last BBY mean it's it's baby beautiful
But for some reason it fucking capitalized it with autocorrect
But no look at the last text that was you saying I doubled your money
That's not as a double my money and square it
Ali max got 2000. I mean I said square it but I guess
I guess we'll just leave that part out for the record that loophole was not closed. That was a positive win
I squared my money. You never said I couldn't do that. But whatever
I'm playing this game under protest. That should be a rightful win. I
Feel the alley back dance at 11
He bet negative 100 million
So Dan has negative 100 million 2600
And with 5800 Tyler wins
Almost had that one. I don't know
I think the positive loophole should have gave me the victory there because you really and not to mention on
My attempt at the negative win. So you gave it to Dan and then you told me after the end
I was actually debating whether to give it to you. What you do. You said double squared. I didn't understand that
Maybe I explained it to you. There's context if you said 2000 squared. I might have taken that
No, you are such a degenerate
Proligates like you belong on a cross
You know that one Tyler you're the first in the league. You're the domination of the league 20th win
number 20
The trolling these wastes almost makes you wish for a nuclear winner. Thank God. I
Did I watched all day it was phenomenal
You got to step up to the mic dude
Get your word you're saying yeah Lucy Lucy kind of game
Alright, so for the record for the people who can't hear Tyler's talking about the fallout TV show for the record Tyler wins
For the record alley-mack one Casey just can't understand basic math
But yeah saying square my score, please. I'm betting it all Lucy Lucy had like those weird like fucking bug eyes
Going on
She did it kind of bothered me. But the one thing I will say is that you got Bethesda
you got this company that's just honestly been so greedy within the past like
Seven years now. Yeah, and then they just released this TV show out of nowhere. I had the lowest
Expectations, so did I yeah heard it was good and I was like fine, but then they showed New Vegas at the end
Yeah, and then everybody's getting fucking all they're getting their panties in a bunch about the timeline got twisted and it didn't it didn't
There's a whole funny sands like that wasn't that wasn't the there's nothing saying that was the Prydwin though
They had plenty of them. Yeah, but still they think they said at the end
It was a pretty when I looked up I looked up things and they said that seeing Robert House at the end of the show
It was pretty fucking cool. What's that Robert House? Yeah, he was the one sitting in front of the Rob Co thing was he?
Yeah, no shit. I didn't have the same voice actor, but he sounded similar
Oh because like when I like when I saw that I thought they were going no fucking idea what's going on right now
I thought they were going for like a Robert House type thing
But I'm like I'm like I know New Vegas is gonna be the fucking second season always wins, buddy
I'm a fucking NCR boy
Wildcard NCR or house house wants to go to space. He's just like the fucking he's like
Yeah, he's the eline musk of the the apocalypse you'd like mr. House. I don't like you'd be a fucking
He's too idealistic and fucking cruel
Fuckin man the NCI
Sometimes you got to go for the greater good
But all the all things being said even with their weird bug eyes, I would fuck Lucy
I just like the one thing where it's the dude who obviously there's no sex education or anything, and he just makes the thing he's like
She's like hey. Do you want to do you want to have sex? He's like what?
He's like you mean with my with my cock
And then she's like well
Yeah, he's like yeah, it gets all big. Yeah, it gets big like a pimple sometimes and then it explodes
She's like it was weird, but at the same time. It's like you have this chick who comes from a vault where it's like
like
Procreation is like the biggest fucking deal and then you have this guy who has never been taught anything
They grew up in the wasteland, and that's like his genuine like things to say about that, and it's just goes
Well, that's you know now. You mean that would be a good thing. That's kind of what happened
That's what that's what's supposed to happen. It was funny. I liked it a lot
I thought that it was it was really good at fan. I love the ghoul the ghoul was my favorite dude
That's just fucking out. What's his name fucking?
That actor is just one Walton Goggins. Yes, just these phenomenal
He was the he's the guy that's in a couple Tarantino movies. Yeah, um yeah
He's in a hateful eight, and he's in Django, too
Yeah, but I just say dude. He's just a fucking like as the ghoul that was such a fucking sick character
I always loved him after Django when him and Sam L Jackson after he's a confederate soldier
and then fucking Sam L Jackson's character is a fucking like a
Union hero yeah, and they fucking hate one another and then they're just hanging that fin do it at the end
They're hanging the chick at the end that shit was awesome. That's it. That's a great movie. I love the fucking
Throw your weapon up
Throw up your other weapon
He's definitely some bitches always got another good
The other one dude that movie was stat fucking Kurt Russell's in there too. Oh, yeah fucking I was told that you had yeah
Fucking I was told that you had yeah
Lincoln letter
Brother
Extended version on Netflix
Yeah, that's good. So I took it off now, but did you know like Kurt Russell actually smashed that guitar? Yeah?
He did actually like a hundred thousand dollar guitar. Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? I fucking love Kurt Russell man. He's awesome
He's a fucking great her Brooks I
Yes, yes
He is I thought that the one dude in fucking I was wondering why I like playing as Adler in
Call of Duty blackout Cold War, and I connected the dots he looks identical
No, he's not but he looked like he looks like her Brooks from fucking miracle
He looks like Kurt Russell. I was like I that's why I like
Miracle on ice let's let's flame your girlfriend for a second for never watching fucking me or I will flame her but at the same
Time she had like the perfect reaction to it. So so for those of for those who are listening god
Help you but regardless if you're listening my girlfriend has never seen miracle on ice
She didn't think that it was real or any there have I
Say are you fucking kidding me? I've never seen that stupid fucking movie. It's a great movie. You're just degenerate
Yeah, it's like
Like the the Kurt Russell miracle on ice movie. Yeah, I was fucking kidding
How have you not fucking seen this movie Dan the fucking one character looks like fucking beep is fucking dead-on
Yeah, but no it was just cool because the whole throughout the whole movie because it is an unbelievable story
And she was like wait this actually happened like no and every time she would bring up some or ability
You're telling me he's the guy who scored the goal that won against Russia the main character the captain. It was like yes
Like your is he only scored that mic
Which is a way so like Russia's team actually came over here and beat like the NHL guys who make a ton of money and then
You're telling me a team of college kids beat Russia like the best team in the world
It's like yes, like it's fucking during the Cold War like it was just insane for a sec for a second
I was like, oh, yeah. No, I've seen this but then I was like, oh no, that was the Mighty Ducks
It was made by Disney though
You bitch Dan, no, no, that's not fucking Sean. It looks like beepers. Oh, yeah
little bit
Looks like beepers. I don't know how he did it. I
Want the guy who did it
Yeah, take the test the final take your fucking test. Who the fuck do you want me to be?
I want you to be the goalie who wouldn't take that test. Let me try this buffalo
When I bought his computer off him like two years ago, yeah, he just looked poorly
Poorly still looks like be fucking hot
Hot hot they're pretty good actually. Yeah, they're good for like all the chemicals and shit. They make a metal
Yeah, another pterodactyl mosquito here
This podcast with a prank oh, I think we might have a little bit of an echo. Yeah, maybe it's just me
But I think we do hold on
All right, we're back. So Dan, I think we might have to tell these
Some people about Buffalo chicken scorching hot extreme
Scorching hot extreme bring them down. I'm gonna if y'all got the buffalo chicken prank
I mean these fucking pringles are fucking hot as hell though. So I feel like I fuck a fucking popperspray
I have trouble breathing and it really like opens up my airway
fucking suyo bitch ass
Fuck about these things off you
Kill the shit. Let me make a be given that fucking coPD exacerbation
Dude I could eat that entire sleeve and not even like be less hungry at all in any way shape or form
It's like fucking air covered in salt
Called potato food
food like substance
Yeah, I can see like the beads of sweat starting to form
I can also see like how uncomfortably you're like trying to chew them and just get it down as quick as you can
Let me see if let me see the fact that these we're gonna end this episode in pure silence while Casey just finishes that entire
Just just chewing
Hot dude this show so I put back to having technical difficulty, so it's been a couple epi since that
Brought to you by course banquet
What about that clown like bitch that I sent in the group chat?
If I didn't respond I probably didn't see it. Oh, it's great. I check out for days at a time now
I'm fucking horrible all right. I got three here. No four you're saying ten is the magic number to fucking really get it going
Yeah, it's getting hot all right. All right. I'll get I'll stack ten out here, and I'll fucking go for it
Oh, or if you like eat two of them at the same time I do it at the same time to start it do a double chip
Fucking double doink it
I
If she took that off, I bet you she's got a face on dude. I don't care
She's hot you know fucker in a clown makeup. Yes. Yes here play that in the in the in the I got ten I got ten
Titties you know I
Yeah, damn, so you're down to clown Dan. Oh, yeah, I know exactly where you're coming from dude for sure
It's a weird thing dude. Yeah weird weird. Yeah
You like the bitches with the makeup?
happens yeah
Yeah, me too
Tell me if you're lady and put clown makeup on I like girls that look like fishing lures
What?
Was like like tattoos the fucking oh earrings
Look like poisonous animals and yes, yes, that's up. Yeah, absolutely
Human equivalent of like a fucking king poison
Fucking bitches look like poison dart frogs. Yeah, you know how like fishing lures always have like shiny shit
It really doesn't help. Oh, there's their piercing counts as that. That's the thing that shines. Yeah, right?
Did you ever get a blowjob from a chick with a pierced like tongue
Talk about that on the next episode when you boys are old enough I
Have
It's pretty cool
It's better than
Every time I move my tongue it fucking hurts so what the fuck was up with that text message that you got from Donald Trump
I get these all these fucking tax from him. I
Gave my how did you get you? How did Donald Trump get your phone number?
I donated like five bucks once but I donate to Robert Kennedy to
None to Joe Biden though
None to Joe Biden. No. Yeah, it says from Trump justice is dead in America
Our country has fallen
Says please read my breaking remarks here at some bootleg looking link
No, I'm kind of afraid to
Yeah
Yeah, I mean do you have angio adean out why do you think these
I don't know dude the futures futures Blake. All I know is that
America has just
Got to get more in there America is just I attend to a fucking stock market
I counted them out, right America is the stock market like the politics are just a running joke
It's not even real anymore. Yeah, the only real thing is the stock market in the military industrial complex to anybody who still listen
We have just the biggest
Military in the world the show sucks
We just go and we take what we fucking want from other countries
And we take all of the tax money from the people at the bottom and just funnel it into these fucking corporations
I didn't drink it like fucking no
All these military Raytheon and they just fuck up Lockheed Martin. Yeah, they make inferior products that fucking
40,000 feet, you know where that money's really going. It's going to the
Fucking China. No, it's going to the CEOs doing fucking blow off hookers assholes, right? That's where it's exactly
Yes, it's all of that all the money, you know everybody at the bottom paying taxes is just getting funneled
Into the military industrial
Hey, hey everybody shut up for a second government official up for a second make fucking
Nothing shut up the fucking CEO shut up for a second
Here's a here's a hypothetical for you guys waiting out these you're not waiting out from five Pringles
head
Say something well, okay, what was Tyler gonna say?
So I could drive I feel like a priority than what Tyler has to say I feel like the the higher your net worth is
the less morally the less morally like
Held accountable you are why I'm talking about obviously bro. No, that's that's a that's a true statement
What the fuck does that mean the more money you make the less morally accountable people hold?
Oh, nobody ever got to the top because they did know but I just a good person so so exactly
So nobody ever got richer because they were just a good example like let's say Joe
Smough from the office cheats on his wife. That's a huge fucking deal fucking Brad Pitt
Fuck someone else's wife in front of him and be like, well, it's just Brad Pitt. He's rich
What are you gonna do about it? Right or Arnold?
specific scenario though, but like in general like
Like morals if you have enough money, you're gonna be rich. You're gonna be rich
in general like like morals if you have enough money, you don't need morals like
According to I think you have more money. You should be more more should be more moral but like society in general
Like I think what starts to happen is like what? Yeah, that's what's kind of happening on like a microcosm
You can see here with me and Casey
How we just we run out of things to spend our money on because we're making so much
And then eventually like if you if you just look at that like on a larger scale for eventually
I wept for there were no more countries to conquer. There's there's kind of exactly there's kind of like a
Gap here. Yeah a class
I'm actually trying to make more money because I have a lot of debt, you know, and eventually we're just gonna be buying
Rocket ships and block trying to blast ourselves to a different planet just to get away from the poor
We're gonna be on Mars. We're gonna be on Mars with Elon Musk. So if you were to ma Lonnie
Laundry money, what business would you own to laundry money? Oh
Or vacuum vacuum clean. Yeah, I say
But dude, it's fucking the easiest
It's easy, but it's so obvious. I mean that's like Tony Soprano had a strip club, dude
But it's the easiest way to money laundry because there's fucking money launder money laundry money laundry
But like it's it's the easiest fucking way to do it because you know, it has a whole bunch of just coming in
Here's what I would do. I would actually that's it. That's it
That's an interesting thing to do like strippers at the end of day have to like pool all their money together and they evenly
Distribute it or no, they each get like their own
Just get well like you give them
No, but like I like like the ones that go on stage. Is that their money or do they pool?
They work for their own money and do they get a salary or is it only tip based?
Oh, I'm sure they get paid hourly. They probably have to get paid some really low salary like a waiter
Yeah, yeah, and then they make everything like it's like that's one thing I never got like how would like it like like what if there's just nobody there?
Like these go home, right? I mean
I'm sure that happens the fuck I'm sure they have regulars the tip system in America is fucked because you know you the fucking
Specifically not actually Casey. Have you ever been down south for an extended period of time?
They don't expect a tip down there, which is weird, huh?
Like I like I like they're insulted when you tip them. Why are they why would they be insulted?
Because they they get paid like like instead of getting like shit pay as a waiter
They get paid an okay amount of money like enough where they don't need to be tipped type thing like down there
Like getting a tip is like basically telling them that you're too poor here's some money so you so I can feel better about myself
It's basically like a fuck you to them. I don't know if that's true
It is true same thing in other countries like other countries if you tip somebody it's an insult like Japan
Huge insult to tip somebody. Oh really dude if I did really good on stocks on a certain day. I tip everybody
I'm just like I just become the benefactor to the world
Well you could also take that $2,000 and take it to the casino and bet on blackjack
Yeah, but that would be hard. I'll go to five guys and tip 20% and then afterwards. I'm like
Five years. Can we talk do this can we talk about the fucking level of money that like things are getting to a
Fucking a single meal at McDonald's this was a
10-piece nugget meal for my fiance a large fry large fry for me a
Yes, the number after you say everything okay a large large coke a large lemonade for her
And I got an apple pie. I'm gonna say that
28
$28.79
$40 a $26 and 72 cents $32 and some of them damn and that's and I'm like it's called inflation, bro
But like that's not inflation
Okay, here's a problem. I know they can get away with those prices
Fucking more
We gotta get a stock bro, I didn't say it's every fast every fast food company
The more you pay at McDonald's the more money I get bro for my fucking stock. I bought 10 shares of McDonald's
Oh, yeah, $259
So you're investing in this shit whole company everybody what is inflation answer that what is inflation inflation is the government?
Is the government essentially less far inflation is the dollar losing value?
Yes, Casey
Yes
Exactly
Ding ding ding
It's due to us though making much more currency than the come then then is what's going on population
It is it is the government don't think of it as inflation right because that doesn't describe
The government printing money it is devaluation of your currency people say oh
Look at my house run up a hundred twenty thousand dollars in no value
No, it didn't your currency went down in value and it takes more of your dollars to buy the same thing
This is an inflation with McDonald's though that only contributes very much
It is inflation
Dude, you look at it. There's graphs that show the rate of inflation and the rate at which McDonald's has raised their prices for shit
They're raised it's
Astronomically higher they're trying to not believe in my heart
We can go their profit margin is like three times as high as it used to be I don't inflation
We can go down the same rabbit hole though with fucking growth. They know they can get away with fucking people
I'm not still buying all right, Dan
That's where it comes down to four years ago
Oh, dude look I used to be able to buy a bag of salmon. It was like
$21 and you'd get
Like five pounds of it you could buy a porterhouse steak uncooked for seven dollars. That's twenty-four dollars
Yeah, it was like
Whatever it was. I don't know like two pounds or something say it was two pounds $21. Yeah, that same bag now is $33
Yep, it's insane because I I went from spending
a hundred and
Thirty dollars for groceries every week to or every two weeks. I go every two weeks to spending like upwards of like
199 or like 190 to like 220 like groceries and I'm like
That's not normal. And this is this is all Joe Biden's doing
No, I think I think it all came from Kobe Joe Biden invented inflation
I think it all came from Kobe because Kobe they jacked the prices up on everything because they're like, oh it's Kobe
It's tougher for these companies to do these things. So they got to jack the prices and everybody was like, oh, okay
And then once companies realized that people could get a once companies realized that they could get away with charging people
astronomical prices for this the prices just never doesn't hold up in court doesn't hold up doesn't hold up in court
Tell me I'm wrong
That's where it was like before prices rose prices rose almost in direct accordance with with the level of inflation now
Companies are charging more. I'm gonna explain to you why the landlords are charging more. I'm gonna explain significantly more
I'm gonna explain to you why that's incorrect. Okay, because of something called competence
Okay, because of something called competition, okay, so somebody can't just oh, I'm gonna make this bag of salmon
I'm gonna keep it at thirty two dollars because I've been making a ten ten extra dollars for the past four years
I'm going on for centuries though
Alright somebody else is gonna come along and say well I can do it for half the you know half the profit
I can sell that same bag of salmon for twenty five dollars, right?
They're gonna undercut them and that's how our market works. So that's not true
That's there's not
Out there keeping prices and here's another example. I was having a conversation with my nice try though
No, but it no it goes as deep as the suppliers though
You you got to think it affected the whole system when kovat happened
It's due to manufacture and do that shit
You can't just it doesn't cost the same amount
Everything is more expensive from the top down and the inflation rate is growing at a slower rate, right?
But that's the problem. I'm talking people are always looking for a way to make something cheaper
So the companies that the companies that supply this shit are charging just as exorbitant rates as they will
But some undercut them is you don't have to undercut them nearly as hard
That's not sustainable though because there's always gonna be somebody that comes along and does it for cheaper
so that's how I have another point, so I was talking my dad and
My dad's first apartment that he got was really nice apartment back in 250 a month back in now
This was this was to think 2004 when I saw it, so it wasn't like that cheap, right?
but he had a a three-bedroom in uh, you know the the rents leer like like really nice like apartment like village that they
got over there by by
The where target is and stuff like you go down the street there like right as you get off the highway instead of taking
A right to go to Target you take a left and there's those really nice apartments over there. I'm not sure
Well, they're really they're super nice apartments
and
He got in in 2004 and paid or 2003
He was paying eight hundred dollars for a three-bedroom apartment over there that same apartment today is
18
18 a month yeah, and like he's like he's like when I was there
They that's a thousand dollars more that I was paying when I was there
Do you chose it's he's like it's been 20 years. It's been 20 years and
And if inflation went up in a normal way like in like a normal thing and like your your money value was a thing
it might be like 12 right now like like that would be a
Okay, like that would be like expected, but he's like
800 to
To it depends on where it was in there
800 it could and it goes up to 18 now
It could be up to 2000 right like for the same thing that he had in 2004
yeah, and he said he was making like similar like
like per per like the inflation rate like he was making similar amounts of money that he would be making like
Then to then he's like that's that's insane. It's unsustainable. Yeah, completely unsustainable collapse, right?
I mean what do people are the guy there's gonna have to be a universal basic income. They're just this and
Because what's gonna happen is jobs are gonna get lost to AI like literally like three-quarters of jobs
Are gonna get lost half to three-quarters of jobs and it's not gonna happen overnight
But in the next I know ten years, you know, they're gonna be doing everything dude
Now we have we have the AI robots coming out that are gonna be doing the tasks that we said would always be human tasks
The plumbing shit the electricians all that shit is gonna be fucking robots
So give that 15 or 20 years
Like even the trades
Even hookers, dude, you know fucking cyber punk, bro. I can't wait
Dude I'm looking for an excuse to just go off the grid and drop off and just like be homeless and trade stocks on
What's your opinion on this your own relationships is it morally okay to have sex with a robot hooker robot hookers
That's what I can say. It's not it's only a hooker
Detroit become human. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but like is it is it is it morally?
Okay to fuck a robot because it's not a human but it is almost like a human. Are you wearing a condom?
You don't have to wear a condom
Okay, but they could still be filled with somebody else's fucking fluids
Yeah, but it doesn't matter cuz they
Own it you own it. It's your own robot hooker. No, that's that's like every guy's dream
I mean, it's the same kind of thing
Yeah, right because it's more like, you know, it's more looks like an actual woman
But it has like self-warming technology. Dude, the features gonna be so good. It's just gonna be so good
You can't wait. I can't wait till a robo taxi. I'm sorry. Me a robo hooker. I
Bought hookers line they come to your house
We got it we got to check that I don't see myself getting getting like aroused of the thought of a robot hooker at all
Even if it's like Android even if it's a life like Android
I'm telling me like I'm thinking anything not Android came into your fucking house with fish nets and titties all out
You would not be into that. No, it's not a human
But what if it was indistinguishable?
It is your action it gives you the whole
And there's catching your fucking flashlight stop
No, there is no connection there do it. No, I'm sorry
Like fucking you could pay like $50 with a human I might as well fucking jerk off
All right, there's nothing that a fucking doll is gonna do
Evens got a I and it's like a real person. You're right. It's
Simulated it's not real person, but you would still fuck the only reason the only reason
But are you so you guys all thought I was a fucking incel when I worked at my house like I'm waiting for a check
They're like I love to go for it
That I could have got with
Whether they were co-workers or not and I was like, I'm not gonna go for them because casual sex is fucking stupid
I'm waiting for someone who I have a connection with my go about once that happens a fucking robot. There's no connection
I'm not like so what I want to fuck its fake pussy like no
What about these Mormons that have sex before marriage, but it's a robot so it doesn't count fine, so it doesn't count fine
I mean they can do it
Would just be ran by sex but I don't give a fuck with the Mormons
So they can fuck robots if they want it doesn't affect me. I can't give my take on their religion
I know nothing about it. Go fuck your robots if you want to there since since
Let me see fuck Yuri, I
Mean look it's a different story if you're single where it's like, all right, maybe I'll give it a shot
But it's like if I'm real good. It's like
It dad. I just don't see myself. It's just like what are we doing here? I feel you know, you know
I respect that because it's not like you can't form like a fucking connection with a robot
Do this just fucking sad
Damn it
I should go to it though Robo sluts
That's a marketable URL that probably costs a lot
Robo hookers. Oh
What about the inflation of the u.s. Robo.com available for eight hundred eighty dollars. What about Robo hookers?
I wonder how the that's a little inflation of the US market has affected the URL price of robosluts.com
Robo Robo poon Robo
Org
For dot org I love the people that fucking like sit on websites until they're fucking like
Exact match robopoon.com available for one son for one set. Yo
You got to invest in that day and that's a fucking investment Robo poon
I buy it dude. Yeah buy it
I'm gonna get on this
by Robo poon
By Robo poon and just make it a direct link to our Spotify
Dude one son, what's it called there Robo poon?
I'm checking on go daddy for the domain to see if it's available and Robo poon.com
I can add it to my cart for one son do it, but then I got to pay a yearly fee
I own a couple domains what domain the early I own US federal report comm
US federal news comm oh damn look this hims and hers health is going up
This fucking stock is a good one to invest in is that a sex stock. What is it? What is it?
Hims and hers is like they make like
fucking like
I need more I need more information than just it's a sex company
Hims and hers health operates a telehealth consultation platform
connects to consumers who in healthcare professions enabling them access to medical care for mental health sexual health
top-selling dragon dildo Dan
Extremely marketable
Slinging sale not officially Kim Kardashian's ass, but it is Kim Kardashian's ass now dude
I've never understood that word be like oh this pussy's molded after this porn star, and it's like
I mean there you got a couple different types of pussies, but for the most part they all look the same
You got the open ones you got the shot ones you got the I think I would buy some
Some yeah, but there's not that much variation. I was you know I'm talking about the ones there's like seven different styles
more more reserved
Oh, yeah
More description
This is engineered within the millimeter of Piper Perry's pussy. It's like what the what that's us
That's a fucking tongue twister Piper Perry's
Piper Perry's Pussy
What's that URL cost?
Piper Perry's Pussy
It's a little long
It's a little long to be memorable
Dude what? Nah fucking dude
Should we buy RoboPoon?
What's the early fee on it?
What do they charge you to run it?
I pay way too much for my other ones
RoboPoon.com?
Is that a new domain?
Is that a new domain that we could have?
Yeah, let's get it
RoboPoon
Hit us up at RoboPoon.com
Hey man, you're fucking you're buying gold chains over here. You're telling me you can't buy RoboPoon.org
Yeah, where's your fucking chain?
I took it off. I felt I didn't want anybody to think I was better than them
It was so heavy
I am better than them
On account of it being made by real gold
Totally not plastic like it sounds
Totally not picked up off like a fucking spirit Halloween rack
Let's see what the one star reprises you can get on this
Fleshlight Girls
Bro I literally got
I don't know who any of these bitches are
I got a
Fleshlight replica
Of that fucking porn star
Which one?
Fucking Elsa Jean
You do? Nice!
Mia Malkova has one for $59
I have never used a pocket pussy
I have, it's weird
Dan?
I know
But what I did want to try is you can take a Pringles can
Put two sponges in it?
In a fucking medical glove?
In a medical glove, yeah
A discrete helping hand there
Damn we got night moves open for an hour
Hey, can I have this Pringles can when you guys are done?
You gotta eat all the Pringles out of it first
I just had another couple, they're pretty good now
Finish that off and let me take that home
Let's have Alex overdose on sodium
Real quick
How much sodium is in there?
I'm sure an insane amount
240 and 14
That's not that bad
They have different fleshlights for assholes and pussies?
That's a thing
Yeah, yup
Is this what this podcast is the bomb to?
I got an asshole modeled after that one porn star
Are you fucking kidding me?
Everybody's asshole looks the same
What's his name?
That one porn star
What's his name?
I gotta give a straight face
Yeah, that's what I was saying
Is it gay if you fuck a fleshlight that's an asshole of a guy?
I mean, knowing that
I don't think it's gay but it's fucking sad
Do they add the balls to it?
We're inclusive here
Do they add the balls to it?
That would be gay
There's nothing wrong with that
But that would be gay
Do they add the balls to it?
Or is it just like a fucking like
This is a guy's ass
It's like a model of a male porn star
There's actually a difference
One of them is shorter by like 5mm
The male or female one?
I don't know
I don't really want it in my search history
I didn't really know that actually
Yeah, one of them is shorter
I think it might be
Let me think like anatomy wise
I think female would be longer
I don't know
No, but there's the womb too
Where's the cervix my guys?
Half inch
Not quite a half inch
Not quarter inch
I remember when I was super into hentai for a while
Okay
Do you have any gloves?
Any medical gloves?
No actually
Any douche bunches
One of the things they kept saying in hentai
Which was always a fucking weird
I think a translation thing
They call it a womb pussy
It would always take me out
When they're like feeling my womb pussy
What the fuck does that mean?
I think it might be like a weird translation of pussy
But like they call it a womb pussy
What the fuck?
I would just turn it off
I gotta go to church
It literally took me out of things sometimes
It was like feeling my womb pussy
I'm like womb pussy?
Damn
I'm like
The fuck?
I was like now I'm done
I just lost it
Damn
Flashlights though
Yeah there's some
There's some things out there that'll
Just turn you off instantly
Like
Too much talking
If there's too much conversing
That's a problem I just don't wanna
Hey Dan what's your birthday?
Right exactly
No I was watching this one
You know who Nina Hartley is?
She's like the old lady
But she's not
Like H-A-R-T or E-T?
How you feeling Ali?
Ali Becks Rock and Rolls and More
From these Buffalo Chicken Pringles right?
These extreme scorching
Pringles Ali Becks rocking back and forth
With her and she just like
Wow she's old
Yeah but she's like
Should I do four more?
She's like one of the most famous
She is cause she started back in the fucking
Stone Age
Yeah but she just
Would not shut up
And it's like it was bad
Oh my god
She's like
We're gonna put you on
Who wants to be on
No
No don't do that to me
But
Yeah
So
She looks like she had so much work
Done to her
Yeah but dude I don't know I kinda like old ladies
Oh back in the fucking 80s though
She was a fox
She's got like weird dicks
Gil Stein
Well I think they're probably fake
Gil Stein was a fox right?
Look at they're like weird saggy
I don't care she's
Weird
She's a babe
She's a big babe
Dancing to the fucking
Old women
Yeah
Kinda my thing
You know who I used to like
Fucking from the 80s is Hypatia Lee
She's like a Native American
No
Never heard of her
Ah
You alright there Leland?
It's a little bit spicy my lips are tense enough but I can't control them
Let's see
Back in the 80s
That's a lot of capsaicin
She's probably banging around Jeremy
No she did like
A bunch of them were like dudes with beard and all
I'm burping I'm so fucking hot
Well
There you go Dan
That's for you
Not bad not bad
See they had like the weird like pointy nipples though
Fucking weird
Yeah that's not really my thing
Not really a fan of that
But I mean like a lot of chicks had that because that's just how the bras were back then
Yeah
Like they were like cones
So do you think it like shaped them like that?
I think that like back in like the 80s
Porn they're all like shaped like fucking cones
But I think it's because of the shape of the bras
We gotta look this up
Dan's looking up 70s porn
No
I'm really debating if I should buy Robopoon.com
You should how much is it?
It says it's one cent
One cent?
Yeah
Then why don't you buy it?
I don't know
I just don't know if like I want to explain to an authority
Figure why I bought it
Why would you have to explain to authority figure that?
I could just picture
I could envision a scenario
Where it's like
Why did you buy this?
Mr. Dwayne come here
We just have a conversation with you
We were just doing our standard investigations
Sometimes some things pop up on our radar
And we saw that you brought the domain name Robopoon.com
I mean I'll buy it if you don't want to buy it
Yeah you thought it would be a profitable business venture
Yeah I'll buy it
So what you're an entrepreneur
Are you gonna buy it or I'll buy it?
Are my lips like completely contracted right now?
Because I feel like they are
No no you buy it
They're stuck like this
I literally like I can't unpacker them
Damn I'm out 45 bucks on the video already
I feel like I look like your fucking pocket pussy right now
One hour
Nice
Fuck yeah it's going back
Which way did you think it was going?
It only goes in one direction
I gotta like stretch my fucking lips out here
It only goes in one direction my guy
It is going back up
I wish we could buy stocks in celebrities
Like this celebrity is gonna be fucking hot
My pre capillary sphincters are tightening up in my lips right now
I'd buy stock in Zak Magans
I told you it was hot
Why aren't your lips doing this then?
Why do I look like fucking Brett Gardner
Circling to the toilet
You know Brett Gardner right?
Three conversations going
Can I get that vape?
Potentially maybe that would help
All organization is gone
I was gonna say we really went downhill
Like sharply
This episode ended after Jeopardy
And it's just been like
Like four conversations happening
If you like this post episode
This is the post episode
What do you got there?
What's in this black an ear?
This is some ADD
Fucking on steroids right now
This is some nitro cold brew
Do you got any left there?
You can actually have all of this
Yeah you can have the rest cause if I drink that
I'm trying to have a genuine smile
And I feel like a South Park here
This is my smile right now
There's like a quarter can left
Alright folks if you like this episode
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Let it deteriorate
Let's just let it deteriorate
Into madness why are we ending it?
I'm back in it bro I know I checked out
You wanna be on Who Wants To Be A Million?
Fuck yeah I do
Yeah let's get it going buddy
I kinda have to it's 1.05
I'm trying to go to sleep dude
I'm tired
Casey if you wanna do Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
With just you and me I'm down to do it
We can take a break I can smoke more
And be really stupid for it
Ok let's go
This is like a 4 hour long episode
We'll be right back
Dan as soon as this is uploaded tomorrow
He's gonna be like alright
Ali Mac who wants to be a millionaire howdy do
No I listen to every episode
Set your expectations low Dan
We'll be right back
What a fucking song
Alright Ali Mac I want you to
I want you to sing this song
Oh shit
I'm gonna have to get the fucking lyrics
Welcome back to Untold Podcast
Episode 74
I'm here we're back with Ali Mac
Isle of Fightless Birds
Now is the climax to the story
That gives the demons and angels
Purr fast they fly around
While we are walking
In mold our emotions
Just to please it
I can't sing this part
I feel like I'm gonna wake Meg up
I can't bring myself to belt that out
As long as you can do the rap
I think I can handle it
Can I get that vape first
No
On the ground
It's time for my wings
Plum it as I sing
Let's go Ali Mac it's time to cook
Alright I'm ready here
All we are is an isle of flightless birds
We find our worth in giving birth and stuff
We're landing our homes against whining roads
And we think that going is tough
We pick songs to sing
Remind us of things that nobody cares about
And honestly we're probably more suicidal than ever now
If you decide to live by
What you think's wrong and what's right
Believe me you'll begin to wish you were sleeping
You'll weep and we'll creep in your head and you'll cry
But if we wake up every morning
And decide what we believe
We can take apart our very heart
And the light will set us free
Oh yeah
I love it
That was fire
Debatably though
The second verse
Well not as fast
You're trying to fade it out
Fade it out we can't keep it going for another verse
No that was awesome
It was 10 out of 10
I think lyrically the second verse is better
But the first verse is definitely the more difficult to rap
I know you've done that karaoke in the past right?
I've never actually done it in front of anyone
So for me it was like the first large amount of times
Most times I've done karaoke
I am intoxicated
It's very hard to do it while sober
I will say that
Well let me know when you do it I'll come
I like it
Especially if you're out with like just a
I mean I would love to
Maxi's is a great place for it
Yeah
There's this guy
Ah fuck what's his name
I can't remember
But there's this one dude who had like a
I feel horrible for him
But he had a stroke like 20 years ago
And apparently he was a really good singer beforehand
And now he just comes in
And he fucking requests song after song after song
And he just like
You can't tell what he's saying
What kind of songs do people sing?
Everything
And it's always a very diverse crowd in there too
Like um
I remember the last time we went in there
There was this chick
She must have been a fucking like professional soul singer
Because she went up there
And she was just fucking killing it every time
And then like but there was this other dude who was singing country
And the dude just looked funny
He was wearing a flannel that had like cut off sleeves
A jean like vest over it
And like jorts and cowboy boots and a cowboy hat
Like that dude just looked funny
But he was like the most insane
Insanely talented like country singer
Like occasionally you find people who just like
Most people who sing when they do karaoke
Like there's always the friends that do it
And they're like nervous and they don't sound great
But it's still like oh yay
Yeah but would you say that most people who do karaoke
Are good singers or not?
I would say so
At least to a certain degree
There's people like me who like
I can't hit every note
And sometimes I'm just fucking drunk
And like I'm sure I sound like shit
But I think I sound good in the moment
No I'm talking about like actually good singer
Yeah I think I think that like a large percentage of people are
Really?
Because there's the people who are sober
Who have the confidence to go up there
And you're not going to have the confidence to go up there sober
Unless you
Unless you either are just funny
And it's like your friends dared you to do it
Or like you've got some talent
And you're just like whatever
Like I can go up there
I know I'm going to do good
Dude I'll have like two beers
And I'll be like I'll sing some like whatever
Whatever like fucking is up there
Yeah and then there's like every night
It seems like there's always some dude who does tequila
Like the ones that are like
Yeah the only lyric to it is tequila
And it's always funny and everybody starts laughing and everything
But when you go to a karaoke bar enough you're like
Alright come on
Like one of my favorite songs is
Through the Valley by Sean James for it
It's just like a hearty fucking grungy like country-ish song
And it's just like just a good one
It's got a whistling part in it
Where like depending on which karaoke
Sometimes the whistling part isn't played
So you can actually whistle the fucking whistle solo
Which like I can fucking kill that solo
So that's just like icing to the cake
But sometimes they play that part
And then you just kind of got to sit there
So you don't want to whistle over the whistle
No yeah it's fun
It's a controversial move you can't do that
Yeah it's fun to have like
You know karaoke where like bad singers can just go up there and just sing for fun
Yeah and it's like you're never going to be mad at people who are like just drunk and having fun either
Because usually it's funny
Like the whole thing like I didn't go up there and think like
The first time I and I'm not saying I'm fucking God's gift or singing
I know I'm not that that good
But I'm like I think I'm a little bit better than just like somebody who just
Like it's like I never went to fucking vocal training or anything
It's like I know I'm like a half decent casual singer at best
Like I can hold my own in karaoke if I'm working within my own range
Sure but you could be like a middle singer though
Yeah yeah no like I'm not
If we ever like start like
There's no front man talent here alright I'm not
I know
If we ever like start like you know
We have like
You know we have people that can
You know we have Tyler and Jason obviously that could form a band
I'll be dead honest
And Tyler would Tyler would never admit this which is weird to me
Tyler has ten times better of a voice than I do
He like will jokingly hit a fucking like strong vibrato
On whatever fucking note he pleases
He is a talented singer and I don't think he knows it
Yeah yeah
And it's like part of me
Part of me doesn't want to gas his ego and tell him that
But like it's there for sure
He's definitely got a talented voice
You know Tyler could play bass and you know we have a drummer
So if you fucking sing we could have a band
I know
That would be a major wall for me to overcome though
Is singing with like a live
Like when you play a song on the piano
Oh shit yeah you right
When I play
I'm sorry I don't mean to keep holding on to it
I'm just fucking stupid
I'm just fiending I'm sorry
Dude I'm fiending
No fucking
I don't know it's just playing with like a live band is so much different
Like the one step I haven't been able to take yet
And I really wanted to and my family was hanging me on on the last vacation we went on
They were doing an emo night with live band karaoke
And like my family
Even my dad who despises emo music was like
Ow
This is your time to shine buddy
Cause he's seen me do karaoke
He's seen me do John Denver I always do take me home country roads
I can fucking kill that song
But fucking
I don't know I was scared to do it
Because you could see other people who had good voices walk up on stage
But because it wasn't like
There's something about hearing the actual like
MP3 file that you know
Where you can keep your timing so much better
And you have like
Like I'll fucking like fuck up a verse if it's like a live band
And that's what people were doing
It was just like
It was a drunk angry biker crowd
So people would like laugh if that happened
And I couldn't do that
Yeah yeah
I should have done some fucking taking back Sunday shit though
I should have
Yeah I would have
I would have sang some like Green Day
Or like taking back Sunday
Or like Plink 182
The thing that kills me about taking back Sunday
Is that I fucking
I mean the lead singer does not have pipes anymore
He sounds like shit live
Every time I almost bought a ticket to them live
Yeah he's just
He can do really cool mic tricks
And he does them the whole fucking show
Like he's entertaining but his
He just can't sing the way he used to
You know who's coming to around here
If you want to come is
Bowling for soup
Oh shit really?
And Weedus
That one I don't know
Teenage shirt bag
Okay
That would be it
I didn't know them before that
I heard of that song
Me and my brother went to
We went to Jimmy Eat World and Fall Out Boy
Because my mom got us tickets to them
Me and my brother were never really
Big Fall Out Boy fans but I think for whatever
Reason my mom thought we were
So she thought this was the coolest birthday present
For both of us and we're both like oh
Fall Out Boy
Awesome
And then me and my brother are both like
You know I'm kind of more excited for
For fucking Jimmy Eat World
I know two songs
By them and it's like I know a bunch of songs by
Fall Out Boy but I don't really like them
We fucked up because fucking
Who opened for them
It was like fucking
I think it was American Baseball
Opened up for them or something
It was like one of like the
Oh damn
They're a good band though and it was just like
Both of our girlfriends were like oh let's get drinks
So we missed them
We show up for Jimmy Eat World and then my brother
Got drunk and he was just like
In between every song
Jimmy or what did he was just like
Play the metal
Play it
Play the metal nobody knows this shit
And he was just being so loud and obnoxious
The whole fucking section
Started backing them though
The break of every song
Play the metal
It was just so disrespectful
I hope they didn't hear us on the stage
And then they did and we fucking went
Preserved
So was Fall Out Boy good?
Fall Out Boy was like alright I don't know
They're good and it was just like they got a couple good songs
Like when they played Dance Dance I went fucking crazy
That was like
Yeah that was like their second to last song
I know
My grandpa listens to like
Elvis and like Do Wap and shit
Yeah
And I guess he was like watching Fall Out Boy
One time on the
Like they were playing on some concert on TV
He was like you know who I really like
To new
These new guys I really like is the Fall Out Boys
Yeah
Alright that's pretty cool
I mean
He's a little bit late on that one
But still it's so wholesome
Now he's like he's coming around
To it. Everybody likes Fall Out Boys
Yeah
I like these, the Fall Out Boys
Yeah they're pretty fucking good
Oh shit
Alright Ellie Mack
Oh no
It's really
I hope this podcast
Come back with some who wants
To be a millionaire
Oh God
The music
The PTSD
Flowing through my veins
Welcome back
It's going to be a strong showing today
Who wants to be a millionaire
I do
Featuring Ellie Mack
On the show again
Ellie Mack you want to know what you're playing for
What am I playing for today
Since you were a good
Saint and you
We did the podcast late shit
We what
I said since you like stayed for the
Podcast late you're committed to it
We're going for a fucking
3000 Jeopardy points
In the next game
This is going to be
Controversial
I predict a very
Angry Tyler week
Next time I'm here
So
Yeah so Ellie Mack
You got 3000 points if you win
If you um
You know you got lifelines but if you
Fail a question
I want you to eat
Six Pringles chips
Okay that's fair I think
That's a fair wager cause that would be painful
Yeah
I could go on a bad run
If I eat six of those that might affect my
My cognitive function
They're so fucking spicy to be honest but
Alright I'm feeling good
You got
Three lifelines you got phone a friend
You got a double dip
And uh 50 50
Okay
Alright No Don Juan this time
Well I mean you could
Phone Don Juan right
But before Don Juan was a
Fourth lifeline
He's not here though
He was never here
Do you want a fourth lifeline
We'll see if it comes down to it maybe we call in the Don Juan
Maybe I can get that far without him though
Alright let's call Don Juan back
Alright
Alright 100 dollars
At a restaurant
You'll see deer meat on the menu
I wonder what name
A. Calamari
Venson
C. Shank D. Escargot
Final answer
Alright
That was a layup
Okay
What is the name for a group of crows
A murder
A homicide B. Suicide
Or D. Execution
Oh my god
Well I'm glad I at least
Demonstrated intelligence without needing
To sort it out from that
It's called the Homicide of Crows Casey
Final answer
Okay
Another good one
300 dollars
Which celebrity was the world's first
What celebrity was the first
Sorry
What celebrity was the world's first cloned animal
A sheep named after
In 1996
A. Little Richard
B. Michael Jackson
C. Cher
D. Dolly Parton
I think it was Dolly
What year?
1996
1996 it might have been Michael Jackson
Or the other two options
Dolly Parton and Michael Jackson
A. Little Richard B. Michael Jackson
C. Cher
It's not Cher
It cannot be Cher
If it was Cher I would fucking
I don't know Little Richard just seems like
A good name to name a sheep
But like I don't know my gut told me
The first the world's first cloned
Animal
Sheep
With this name
Yeah
This is a tough one
This is a really tough one
Because Cher is eliminated
If it's Cher I will just
I'll riot
But
I don't know if I
I think I can risk the six chips at this point
So do you think it was a male or a female?
Wait it's a sheep
Yeah
You can have male and female
Sheep though I believe
Right do you think it was a male or a female?
Yeah I thought you were
Trying to give me a hint there
Like one's a goat
Two male Little Richard Michael Jackson Cher Dolly Barton
You know what we're gonna go for it
Why do I just feel like I remember it being Michael Jackson?
Like it sounds like that would be a joke
But I think it was like a joke name
No no no
We're gonna go Little Richard lock it in
Lock it in
Find an answer
Michael Jackson
No
Oh man
Michael Jackson lock it in
Find an answer
That was Dolly Barton
I think I want you to write
Eat six extreme scorch and Pringles chips
Alright we're gonna go three at a time
Three at a time twice
Those are actually pretty hot right?
They're pretty hot
They're scorch and Pringles
Scorch and extreme buffalo
Alright so we got one two three here
Naturally artificially flavored
Yeah I can taste the artificial
Alright we got two stacks three here
We're gonna go the spicy side up
To hopefully mitigate some
Element of heat
Alright and here we go
I should have known that was Dolly Barton
Why would they name it Michael Jackson?
I over thought that answer so hard
Yeah it was Dolly the sheep
The first cloned animal
Was a sheep named Dolly
In like the 90s
And uh
And so technically they could
Clone humans now actually
Cause right they did it with the sheep
It's obviously easy to clone humans
But it's unethical
We did go into this
Like three weeks
Ago
Not super deep but I did
Well Casey
They're quite spicy
Alright I'll leave that to the support
But I need to hold on to my composure
Or it's just gonna get worse
Uh let's see
$500, who was the first
Woman to be appointed to the US
Supreme Court in 1979
A Ruth Bader Ginsburg
B Elena Kagan
C Sandra Day O'Connor
D Sonia Sotomayor
A final answer
She was in there for fucking ever
No! No!
No no no
I don't know
The first woman to be
Appointed to the US Supreme Court in 1979
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Elena Kagan
Sandra Day O'Connor
Sonia Sotomayor
I'm not gonna lie I don't know B through D
Never heard those names before in my life
Really?
But it just seems like
Cause Ruth Bader
B
Ruth Bader
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
She was the one who fucking died
Like
I don't know three years ago right?
Yeah
We're just gonna go with her
Fuck it I'll lock it in
I don't know this one yet
Cause double dipping's not gonna help
Cause I just don't know
It's gonna be a double
Double
That would be Sandra Day O'Connor
Yup
I don't know how the fuck you would expect me to know that
I'll be back
Six more chips of pain
You fucking dick
Are you doing three at a time?
We're at two stacks of three
I'm just gonna preload the first stack
How does this compare to like the Carolina Reaper
I really think it's kinda cool
In the way where like right now it's bearable
I'm just gonna preload the first stack
In the way where like right now it's bearable
But after I do these next six
It's probably gonna get really hot
It's just like my fucking tongue
Was on fire
Water, yeah
Water didn't help, it just like spread it around
Yeah you'll have that
On them big jobs
For the first three
Chips right now
There we go, I'll be back
The second
Second half of the chips
Oh man, that looks painful
Alright, I'll be right back
Okay
I'm gonna go with the
The first one
The second one
Okay
The heat is getting cranked up literally
$1000, what is the
Highest grossing Broadway show
Of all time
A, The Lion King
B, Les Miserables
C, Hamilton
D, The Phantom of the Opera
D
Final answer
Might be Hamilton
Hamilton
Hamilton, final answer
Yeah
If you threw me off
I'm gonna kill you
That would be The Lion King
Oh my god
I'll be back, I got more chips to eat
Oh my god
I still haven't gotten over the heat
Of the last three
A double dip wouldn't have helped though
Cause I don't know
And I don't believe that Dan or Tyler know
And I'm not gonna call anyone else
You don't know Broadway?
No I don't know Broadway, Boatman knows Broadway
Well I should call Boatman
Oh my god I could have called Boatman
You still got three lifelines on that
This is serious, you're going for $3000
As you eat those chips
$2000
Which children's story
Was not written by
Roald Dahl
I don't fucking know
A, James and the Giant Peach
B, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
C, Matilda
D, The Polar Express
Options again
A, James and the Giant Peach
He definitely had that
B, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Probably
C, Matilda
D, The Polar Express
Matilda's my first answer
Double dip
Matilda
Final answer
My first one yeah
What'd you still got a double dip
So uh
You got one more answer
You got
James and the Giant Peach
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Polar Express
Final answer
I really fucking hope so
Oh my god
Oh my god thank god
You uh
You don't want to eat anymore
Other chips do you
They're really hot now man
$4,000
In chemistry
The change of state called sublimation
Happens between which of these
Faces matter
A, Gas to Solid
B, Solid to Gas
C, Liquid to Gas
D, Gas to Liquid
Alright let me think about this
Liquid to Gas
That's boiling
Liquid to Solid
That's freezing
So it's gotta be one of the extremes
That wasn't an option actually
It's A, Gas to Solid
B, Solid to Gas
C, Liquid to Gas
D, Gas to Liquid
Alright so it's not
Condensation is
Gas to Liquid
Boiling is
Liquid to Gas
Were there any
Gas to Solid
or Solid to Gas up there
Yeah A is Gas to Solid
B is Solid to Gas
C, Liquid to Gas
D, Gas to Liquid
Alright so C and D are
Eliminated
So that leaves the two
Extremes of Gas to Solid
Wait
Right? Gas to Solid
Solid to Gas
Yeah
Called what?
Sublimation
Sublimation makes me think like breaking apart
Solid to Gas
I know that's true
I hope so
That's such a toss up though
No please no
Yeah
Can I get the vape please
Oh my god
This is so stressful
The chips hurt so bad
Those chips are no bueno right?
I like my thought process there
I think I put that together pretty well
Yeah like CO2, dry ice
Turns into Carbon Dioxide
That's what this thing is
I like the way the word sounds
Sublimation, like when I think sub like
Subsidize
Like it just, I don't know
Yeah yeah
$8,000, which of these bodies of water
Is not adjacent to Africa?
A, Pacific Ocean
B, Atlantic Ocean
C, Indian Ocean
E, Mediterranean Sea
So Pacific and
So let me think about this
Atlantic has got to
Because you have the Atlantic to the East
And the Pacific to the West
And the Pacific I believe stretches into
Where it turns into the Mediterranean Sea
What was the option outside of those three?
A, Pacific
B, Atlantic
C, Indian Ocean
D, Mediterranean Sea
How many guys in Indian Ocean?
You're gonna guess?
I'm gonna guess
Final answer
Why are you laughing?
You direct my answer
Because you're guessing
Casey
Who am I gonna call that's gonna know this?
I think Tyler Dan might actually know that
What's in the Mediterranean?
Tyler Dan might actually know that
We're gonna call
You're gonna call?
You're gonna use a lifeline?
We're gonna call
We're gonna call Tyler
Alright we're calling Tyler as a lifeline
Because I don't think Dan
I don't know if Dan was down for the call out
Or not Tyler was though
Oh they both were right
Tell me he doesn't pick up
Oh my god
Tyler left you hanging
I guess we're gonna call Dan
I still after all this time
I'm not sure if I have Dan's number
I don't have Dan's number
I will call him on Facebook Messenger
Alright call him on Facebook
Get him on the video chat
Maybe not video
We'll just call him
Back to 41 minutes ago
We're reaching here
Dan though I've been calling you
Who wants to be a billionaire
Alright I got a question
You think you can help me out with this shit though?
Alright so my question was
Alright Mac which of these bodies
Is not adjacent to Africa
Bodies of water is not
Adjacent to Africa
So which of these bodies
Are not
Bodies of water
Are not touching Africa
And it was Mediterranean Sea
A Pacific Ocean
Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean
Mediterranean Sea
Indian Ocean
What you think that is Dan?
Damn I know that one
But on top of Africa
It's a Mediterranean
So you think it's touching it?
That's what I thought right?
That's what you're touching that shit
And I see all of them
And then
The Atlantic Ocean
We touch that shit and tell them what I'm
Damn I don't know about the specifics
I'd be thinking
Man damn
That's the map
I don't understand like
Because when I be thinking about
The Pacific Ocean I be thinking about
The Indian Ocean
So you think it's the Indian Ocean Dan?
Dan I don't even know
Nothing about the Indian Ocean
So what do you think Dan if you had to go with one
I know you don't know the specifics
But would you go with the Pacific
Or would it be the Indian Ocean
Dan I wish I had some kind of map
Maybe I could think about those
You got a phone don't you Dan?
In case you never forgot
That India though
I don't think that India would be too close to Africa though right?
No actually it kind of do be
No
I don't fucking know though
That's what I thought
So wouldn't you think that the Pacific would be touching that shit too?
I figured it was
I thought right off the rip
I thought Atlantic, Pacific
And fucking
Mediterranean were out of the question
And then as soon as I was about to answer
I was thinking about the Indian Ocean
Casey started laughing like I just need your
Got it wrong
So he made me overthink it and now I'm calling you
That's where the thought process was
Okay so we're going to go with the Indian Ocean
Casey
Wait, wait hold up
Hold up
The question was
Which one of these does not touch Africa
And it was Pacific
Atlantic, Mediterranean
Or Indian
The damn I don't have a
Like a map in front of me or nothing
But if I did
I would say that this Pacific Ocean
Definitely doesn't touch Africa
Oh it's which one doesn't touch it
Oh yeah Pacific
Final answer
Yeah
You're right dude
I almost fucked
Thank you Don
Don catch me
He caught me there I was misinterpreting
The question there at the end I almost
Cost myself the whole farm
Damn Don Juan got you $8000
Thanks Don Juan
Thank you Don you have a fantastic night
Okay
I
I got you later Don
Ellie Mac just won
$8000
I'm only at $8000
Oh my god
$16000
The 2020 song
Darkness by Eminem
Is written from the perspective of the
Shooter in which of these
Mass shootings
A Parkland shooting
B Sandy Hook shooting
C Las Vegas shooting
D Columbine
Massacre
Columbine was too long ago
Eminem was being current at that
Point Parkland
Wait so it's Parkland
Columbine Vegas and what
Sandy Hook
Sandy Hook was too long ago too
I think Parkland
No I don't know
No
You got two lifelines you got 50-50
And double dip
I thought I already used the double dip
Oh you didn't
Oh wait you didn't didn't you
Yeah
50-50
We're too early
I'm sure to be told the spice is subsided
So we're gonna go with Parkland
Wait so
Parkland Columbine
Yeah right so it's a
2020 song
2020 Darkness by Eminem
Written from the perspective of
What Shooter
Did in this mass shooting
So if you try to think about
When the mass shootings were
Parkland shooting, Sandy Hook
Las Vegas shooting
Columbine
Columbine's too long ago
I feel like
Maybe the Vegas
Let's go Vegas
Find an answer? Yes we're gonna go Vegas
Vegas
You got it
You worked it out
A little bit of
Second guessing but
I just had to think a little bit
I'm almost eating these for fun now
Now you're just eating chips for fun?
Only like one at a time
You do more than that it kind of hurts
A lot actually
Uh
Let's see
$25,000
Who was the last of the core four
Yankees players to retire
In 2014? I believe it's Derek Jeter
A. Derek Jeter
B. Andy Pettit
C. Mariano Rivera
D. Jorge Posada
So Pettit and Posada
Definitely went before
It's between Moe and Jeter
For sure
It is absolutely between those two
And I just wow
This is because I'm drunk
That I don't know this
I'm just trying to think
Was Moe's last save
After fucking Jeter's last hit
Because those are both big memories
And I watched them both
I'm gonna go Jeter
Yeah, final answer
I like it
You have to know that question
Right on the back
I had to
I would have been really upset with myself
If I got that one wrong to be honest
We got uh
$50,000
Which of these countries was not
In the Axis powers
In World War I?
A. Germany
B. Austria-Hungary
C. Italy
D.
World War I?
Yup
Fuck
Germany definitely
I would think
Ottoman Empire
I would think definitely
And that leaves me with Italy and who?
Austria-Hungary
But it's like I think of Germany and Austria-Hungary
As like the same thing
But like I do remember Italy being part of the Axis powers
So it's like
Give me a 50-50 on this one
I know I'm calling it in early
But give me the 50-50
Are you looking this up?
Yes
Do you not know?
This is kind of a tough one
Because all four of them seem like they would be part of the Axis powers
What? Central powers?
You know
Central?
You know I worded this question wrong
I meant to say central powers
Not Axis powers
Because Axis powers were World War II
Yeah
So they're not in the central powers
I'm not going to lie that doesn't change my thought process
So it's World War I right?
They're not called the Axis
That was World War II
Which of these countries is not in the central powers
In World War I
A Germany
B Austria-Hungary
C Italy
The Ottoman Empire
I think Italy was
I think Germany was
Austria-Hungary I'm up in the air with
And Ottoman Empire I'm also up in the air with
Ottoman Empire
Final answer
We're going to lock it in
Probably wrong but
I got a four for this one
The 50-50 is a waste
Yeah
I'm going to lock it in
It's a waste
Oh no that would be Italy
It was Italy fuck
Italy was on the
The side of the good guys
In World War I
And in World War II they started out
On the good guy's side
No they flipped
They flipped sides in one of the wars
That's why they were the wild card to me
And I just wasn't
Confident enough to use a 50-50 on that
I don't think it really would have narrowed it down too much for me. You ever played battlefield one? Yeah, that's about world war one
I played that game a lot actually. I just like the first mission. We're like you just die no matter what you do
Oh, yeah, it was just I actually play a lot of the multiplier that one
Wait, you like the multiplayer and one
Yeah, not like I know why is that?
It's just more realistic. Cotton's just you spawn. Yeah, and you got shot in the head by some 12 year old and they
Get told that he fucked your mom
Yeah, it's like actually more realistic. Like I I play as a sniper in battlefield
I'll be back going for those second round of chips. Let's go Ali back
For
$100,000 how many minutes are in a week?
Hey, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure
How many minutes are in a week?
108 be
1080 C
1080 D 100,000
Options again
a on 108 be 1080
C
10,000 80
D 100,000 80. All right, so we can remove the two extremes here
You got 60 minutes 60 times 24
6 times 6 is 46
46 times 4
Let me think about this
Can I get no paper for this sure right there do I have a pen? Oh
Yeah, we do
We do I know I'm not gonna write it. I'm not gonna write in the book. Yeah realize that was stupid. Okay
All right
All right, so let's think about this 60 minutes an hour, right
So six times
Six times six is 36. Oh shit. Okay
So six times six 36
Six is 1 fourth 24. So that means that we need to multiply 36 by 4
We're gonna have to write this out
That's gonna be
24 there
Three six nine
So that leaves us with 144 right
Oh
Fuck I'm losing track of the math. I'm doing here Casey's hanging himself with an extension cord
Oh shit Casey has lost power to the computer
All right, I'll be back. Okay, so we're coming back so we got
1,000 440 so that's how many minutes you would have in a day. That's what I just calculated there
Yeah, so you're gonna multiply that by 7 and that's what I'm working on
1,000 440 you said minutes in a day. Yeah
I tacked on zero because I took off the zero
That's how I ended up right 36 times for and 1000 times because that was 144
So I added the zero to the end 1000 something times 7 will be around what?
You see I'm gonna do the math. Okay, I
Got it almost done. This this is the you got it, bro
I don't do they let on the show. Do they let
contestants have a bad paper
So Casey that would be I
Don't even remember the answers were but my answer and the one that I will lock in for sure
It sounds like one of the ones that was answered is
Ten thousand and eighty that was one of the answers. Yes, it was so we're gonna go with my last name. Yes, I
Got my work to show
To way longer than it should have but I'm proud of myself I can figure that out
It's gotta do some legwork. Oh, is this your fucking wing? Oh
Oh, yeah. Oh the big expensive what's the say on it?
about China party decorations
Yeah made in China it does say that
$250,000 which film has the highest rating on IMDb
IMDb they're a bunch of fucking idiots. This is gonna be stupid
Hey, hey the godfather being of the strong shank redemption see the dark night the pulp fiction
Pulp fiction is too much of a cult classic to be in there. It's gonna be something stupid. I
Hope it's the godfather because in my opinion out of those four films I
Don't know like I like pulp fiction that's my favorite movie of all time
But to appeal to the most widespread amount of viewers. I think that it would be the godfather
So I would hope that that would be the best one on IMDb
And that's why I'm gonna lock it in just because I'll be ashamed in our society if it's wrong final answer. Yeah
He says the godfather
The Shawshank Redemption, are you kidding me really I'm not kidding you I
Mean, it's a good movie
I mean, it's a good movie, but like
really, I
Don't know that that blows my mind. Oh my god. You have a second can ready to go. I
Told you we would need more chips. You're right
All those are spicy
Yeah, yeah they are all right I'm back go for
$500,000
Dollars I'll be back. What is sushi traditionally wrapped in seaweed a rice paper D lettuce
C bamboo D seaweed seaweed
I really fucking hope so I
Got it. All right good
Final question thank fucking one million dollars
In what decade was the internet created a
1960s B 1970s C 1980s D 1990s
Oh, man, it definitely got created a while before it caught on
But I don't know by how much it makes me think it was the 80s. We're just gonna go 80s
We're gonna go 80s, I think there's a good chance it could be 90s
Wait, wait a minute. I have a 50-50 50-50 this bitch take away two wrong answers
So take away B and D you got a 1960s or C 1980s, it's got to be 80s surely
I really hope so
It's gonna be some ass backwards method it was created in the 60s if it was
I mean you're laughing like I got it wrong
But I'm gonna keep it
Are you kidding me?
Where tell me how read me the wiki on how it got created. Please was created in the 1960s actually
Tell me how I want to know the history why live in why writhe in fucking pain origins of the 80s
Pain the origins of the Internet did back to research to enable
timesharing of computer resources and development of packet switching in the 1960s
the set of rules to enable
internetworking on
Internet arose from research and development commissioned in the 70s
So it was originally in the 60s that started
I'm retarded. I like what you eat more you eat six more ships and you'll get that bonus
I mean I eat three more cuz I already got three of my mouth
What shitty edition fuck this game
I think I'll actually do it. He's gonna eat all the chips necessary to win who wants to be a moon hurts
My sciences are clear
Huh real player
I will award you the best
I will award you three thousand points on my jeopardy
You'll award me what?
Three thousand bonus points on jeopardy. Thank you
Appreciate it Casey. Yeah gentlemen. They're the scholar
I'm trying to block as if you like the podcast like us on Facebook
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As always behind yourselves and each other we out
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes. We are
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
Extended episodes
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't come from the moon?
I don't know
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
Aliens exist
Somewhere in China
Alright in some days
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
They have bread from our planet
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
I do not recognize the alien
What the fuck man
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music
We gotta go to the moon
Because JFK got assassinated by the government
He got killed by the CIA
JFK was killed by the government
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be
able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut it open you're gonna see blood
cuts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology can pitch the amount of solution violence
which by the way big brother is the overlord kibber
we're only living in the third dimension
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust he says that he was doing it just to survive but he
fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit
he's fucking cooked down a whole bunch of shit
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like Donald Trump the fucking word person out there
fuck Trump right fuck Trump fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk it's everyone out there
everybody is saying that Elon Musk is so cool he made a new place for him
the actual government is trying the actual new government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis are actually the ones that are fucking all of it
their policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires the pain fucking falls on the people