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Welcome to Untitled Black.

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Episode 74.

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Here with Tyler and Ali Mack.

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Is that the official take of Untitled Podcast?

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What?

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Pro bestiality?

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Yes.

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I do not agree with this.

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I don't know if I agree with that.

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This guy does.

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I read something on Reddit that like 20% of women have had sex with a dog.

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That sounds like an insane...

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I don't know if that can't possibly be true, right?

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Do you feel like they put peanut butter on their pussy and let the dog lick it or some shit?

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I don't know, bro.

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I don't know, dude, because there's dogs that just fucking hump everything.

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So I can't imagine it would be that difficult.

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I mean, there's the classic Filthy Frank song, peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it.

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Yup.

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Yeah.

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Yes, there is.

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Too much to his chagrin.

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He wants that version of himself to die.

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Nah, I don't think he hates that version of himself as much as fucking iDubbbz does.

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The fucking cock.

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Oh my God, iDubbbz fucking fell off.

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iDubbbz fell off.

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H3 really fell off.

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Nah, I think H3 is just lost at this point.

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I feel like...

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Dude, he should have just stuck to the fucking videos.

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I don't know what he thought he was fucking doing.

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When he started doing the podcast is when he started just fucking going downhill, man.

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Yeah, he was cool up to that point and then he just turned into a fucking left-wing fucking extremist that would just all of a sudden...

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So whenever people start taking political stances, it's just irritating, regardless of which side they're on.

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Like we have from the beginning?

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No, but it's comedy content and then all of a sudden you just want to get super political and it's like...

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Also, the bad political views.

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That's not why we're here.

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They're going like, I'm a leftist and I want a coming dog's pussies.

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Tyler and Allie Backer watching hockey.

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Yes, we are.

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It's an important game.

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Six seconds left of the second period.

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1-1.

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Casey, do you realize how decisive game fives are in tie 2-2 series?

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It's like a 75% chance whoever wins this game.

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Is the sale that is on CMG right now?

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No, it's Chipotle.

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You fucking losers.

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You had to buy your shares before the split man for the split.

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This motherfucker is talking about stocks again.

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Casey, we got to hold off on the stock talk till day and gets here.

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I don't know.

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So Hiroshima, they have a baseball team.

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Yes, I did not know that that place still existed.

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So I thought that it would be an ironic thing to buy.

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Yeah, but like does it still exist?

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Like yes, the Hiroshima carp.

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They are an active NBP team.

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Let's look up what their record is right now.

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They might be playing tonight.

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I thought that like Hiroshima was still a nuclear like fucking wasteland.

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No, I think I covered that.

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No, I covered that in the group chat.

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But no, the place was inhabitable.

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Like I think it was like less than a month after the bomb dropped.

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It's not one that leaves like a ton of lasting radiation.

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It was pretty like they started rebuilding.

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Yeah, they were.

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They rebuilt the city like within a year.

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So it's not like modern bombs we got like a modern bombs will make it like non-livable.

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No, no, we had the technology to really do a lot more damage, but we weren't trying to do that.

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We were trying to send the message of like we have these, we will use them.

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We have much more powerful ones.

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So that's what fucking Fat Man and Little Boy were on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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But I don't know.

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It's just cool that they have their own fucking team.

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I mean, yeah.

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But like you see the fallout show yet I did.

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So you bought that shirt just because of the bomb.

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Yes, well also like they're fucking first in the Central League.

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Actually, they play tomorrow at four thirty a.m.

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I should get a Nagasaki.

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Is there a Nagasaki team and I'm gonna share Nagasaki is a smaller city.

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I don't believe they have a team.

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I mean, I'll look, but I don't believe you should get why did they pick fucking Tokyo?

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Because they didn't want to nuke their entire population.

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I know it's because they have like more military and Hiroshima.

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Yeah, like it was a better military targeted to nuke those two.

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And again, they weren't going for just like crazy fucking death toll.

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They were just going for a show of force because at that point Japan was like,

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you're going to have to come on to our home soil and kill every last one of us.

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At that point, Japan's emperor was looked at as a god and they would like fight to the death for their god on their own land.

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And then America is like, well, we got one other fucking trick up our sleeve to fucking make sure we don't do this.

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He's like, let's just write them.

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Yeah, we threatened them several times and said we had it and we were like, we're going to drop them.

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And then Japan was like, yeah, whatever, buddy, fucking did.

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And they just like, yes, it's an insane amount of civilian deaths.

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And I'm not saying that that like it's a it's a tricky topic, but it made Japan realize like, OK,

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we're going to stop. Yeah, we're good guys.

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We nuked them into hentai.

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And very quickly, like within a decade, Japan kind of was like, yeah, we had a pretty shitty take on what we were going to do.

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They still haven't they still haven't taken responsibility for the rape of Nan King though.

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That was a very long time ago, though, wasn't it?

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They still haven't taken responsibility for it.

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That was a very long time ago.

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I think Harry Truman is a mass murderer, actually.

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Harry Truman actually kind of committed genocide in a socially acceptable way.

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Listen, could he killed what?

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Two hundred thousand Japanese.

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So so listen, it was going to be.

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It was going to be internment camps.

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No, that was the bomb.

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So it was either going to be two hundred.

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Yeah, right.

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I remember what we're talking about.

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It was going to be either two hundred.

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It was either going to be two hundred thousand or the entire population of Japan.

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Yeah. And like we would have lost so many people on our end going on the ground.

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The US literally ran labor camps for Japanese people in World War Two.

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Yeah. Nobody talks about it.

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No, we do.

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We don't talk about the we say it's OK because they were the enemy.

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We don't talk about what we did to the fucking written by the vector.

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We don't we don't talk about what we did to the fucking natives because we fuck the natives.

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Yeah, we try to push that so far away and we act like we care.

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Yeah, like we gave you this little section.

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You guys could have to see.

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Yeah, you guys can have fucking casinos.

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Sorry for, you know, mass genocide and forced assimilation and also killing like 80 percent of you just by stepping foot onto your continent.

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Like, yeah, we fucked up the Native Americans, man.

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That's real fucked.

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Like if there's any race that I actually feel sorry for, it's the natives.

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Yeah. And the fucking and then and every movie, it's like always like the Native American trope is like they're just angry at Americans for for doing it.

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It's like they're the bad guy.

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That or you have he who walks with fire.

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I am I am full of wisdom and I will tell you how to do things.

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I am he who walks with fire.

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Want to drink some of my fire water and we will talk around the fire and I will give you wisdom.

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It's just like there's either that or I'm going to skin your head.

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Yeah, yeah, there's no kind of stereotypes is that like Raines Falls and Eagle flies.

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Those two are literally those two stereotypes.

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Raines Falls and Red Dead 2 is just like the chill, like wisdom.

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And then his son is like, let's fucking kill him.

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I just want to say I love the two biggest fucking character tropes ever for fucking natives.

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Yeah, it's like I want to live in peace with the white man.

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My son, please save my son.

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Eagle walks, please save my son.

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Do you think do you think white guilt is a thing that we should have?

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I don't think it's a thing that we should have. I think it's a thing that exists.

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I'm not going to be guilty for fucking what I am.

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That's the same thing as telling a black person to be ashamed for being black.

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You can't do that.

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It's telling someone to be ashamed of their race is literally telling them like going like, hey, be ashamed of your race.

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That's that's just as bad as being like putting down another race.

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I feel like I think it's just like I don't think that we should feel responsible for what has happened

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because it didn't occur in our lifetimes.

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None of the choices me or you my grandparents weren't even alive during.

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Yeah, it's like but I think that my grandparents weren't alive.

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We should really fucking make racially quality a thing, which for the most part we are getting better.

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But like there's still a ton of fucking racism.

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It's just bizarre.

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But it's bizarre.

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Are you raising your hand?

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Hello, would you like to speak?

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What?

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We get will here.

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You don't have to be called.

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Mr. Mr. O'Neill.

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I have a turn to speak.

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Yes, Tyler.

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But it's just like I don't get it.

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I really don't like I'm not going to be ashamed for something I didn't do like something that my parents didn't do.

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So my grandparents to do something that my great grandparents didn't even do.

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I did.

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I am my ancestry thing did go back far enough where one of my ancestors did own your ancestor was fucking Robert E.

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Lee.

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Yes, he did on slaves, but we have the same last name as them.

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So I mean, yeah, if we're going to blame somebody, it's going to be my fault.

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I didn't do it.

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That's crazy.

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Casey, what's your take on it?

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You're asking the questions, but you're not telling me how you feel.

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I can agree with Tyler actually, where we do.

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I mean, what you said where we didn't do anything in our lifetimes to like I didn't own slaves, so I didn't I shouldn't be guilty for that.

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But I am also not the CIA that fucking introduced crack into the black communities back in the nineteen sixties.

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Yeah, I talked about that with the uncle.

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I went to the Yankees game movie.

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We were talking about that.

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He had never heard of MK Ultra and I was really body body.

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He's like, do I have a fucking story for you?

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This is fucking here's some shit we did.

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And actually, oh God, I forgot he brought up the fucking Japanese shit afterwards that I hadn't heard of.

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Oh, I just forgot the Japanese time that happened last week.

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But which Japanese should he talking about?

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The same thing he was earlier.

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Just the fucking labor camps and all that stuff.

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But it's like, yeah, we did introduce crack and we did just like kidnap a ton of homeless people and just feed them ridiculous amounts of like LSD and shit.

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All right.

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I like holding the buzzer like he's ready.

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I'm not.

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Did you ever hear the theory that that Charles Manson was an MK Ultra fucking experiment?

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I didn't.

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But that would explain a lot because apparently Charlie, Charlie Manson tried to get into holly.

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Are you calling him Charlie?

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Like is your body Charlie?

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Anyway, Charlie, Charlie boy.

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And Chuck, Mr. Manson.

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Chuck.

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So Chuck, Chuck Manson.

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He like he tried to get into Hollywood and be like do record deals and stuff at first and like didn't get in.

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But apparently during that time, he got picked up by the US government and like fucking like MK Ultrad and then just, you know, started the fucking Manson family and murdered fucking Sharon Tate and fucking her boyfriend.

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And something did result in a very good Quentin Tarantino movie.

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That was a good movie.

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Once upon a time in Hollywood, I just saw that.

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That's probably my favorite turn to talk about that before.

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I'm more of an inglorious bastard guy.

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That's a fucking high quality movie, too.

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They don't get much better.

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Fucking Eli Roth is the bear Jew.

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Fucking phenomenal.

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Yeah.

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Brad Pitt and Christoph Walt characters are so good, too, because he is so hateable.

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And his role of Nazi and he just plays it so perfect.

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He just looks like a Nazi.

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Yep.

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And that kill Bill is good.

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Kill Bill is good.

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I don't know.

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I've always thought that kill Bill.

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I always like that.

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Liar.

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I just like I just like you know, like Quentin Tarantino is like direct directing is fucking phenomenal.

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Yeah.

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Like I always like it.

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He also very obviously has a foot fetish.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He kind of he's like a Dan Schneider, but like I don't know.

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I'm sure there's going to be documentaries coming out of him at some point.

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He looks he always acts like he's on coke.

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Yeah.

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Also, did you see that?

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There was the one scene I can't remember, but it's one more like some chickens.

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Oh, it's from Inglorious Basterds.

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Remember the scene where fucking the dude who's like the Nazi war hero chokes out the blonde chick?

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Yeah.

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Those are Quentin Tarantino's hands because he didn't want to or like he was telling the actor like you're not choking her hard enough.

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And he was like, dude, what the fuck?

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He was fine.

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I'll fucking do it myself.

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Your hands are the only thing that are in the shot.

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And then the actors afterwards was like, yeah, he chose like uncomfortably hard in that scene.

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It was kind of like what the fuck was going on?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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This is literally the same thing.

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It's like, how does that how does that shit not blow up?

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That should probably get him canceled to be honest.

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Have you seen like the fucking interview when he's like when like the one interview is just like, so, Mr.

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Tarantino, you have a lot of violence in your movies.

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Can you explain like why he always fucking puts those by why?

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Why you had so much violence?

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He's like, because I fucking like violence.

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OK, I like violence.

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It's fucking cool.

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I like doing it.

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I'm fucking I like putting fucking violence in my movie.

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It puts asses in seats.

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People like it.

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They like to watch.

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He always looks like he's on coke like constantly.

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He's like, I do this.

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I do this.

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This is what I fucking do.

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This is my fucking style.

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Fuck you.

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You're becoming so desensitized to violence.

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His fucking sense of humor, though, is just fucking hysterical.

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Oh, yeah.

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I just love it like the fucking part where Christoph was in fucking and glorious bastards

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where he gets shot and he goes flying through a bookcase into the other room.

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It's just like a crazy shot.

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It's just like that's just comical.

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That wouldn't happen in real life.

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He got shot with a revolver.

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No, he got no.

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He did get blown away by a shotgun, but you're not going to go flying 12 feet behind you.

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The fucking opening scene in that movie when he's just like, you have jewels under the

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floor, don't you?

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I'm like, oh, that's the tension in that fucking scene.

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It's ridiculous.

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He goes, maybe we speak in English, please.

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And then the one chick runs away.

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Did you get horny during that scene?

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Shut up.

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Shut up.

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I was scared.

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I didn't know what was going on.

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I didn't know she was going to get gassed.

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Oh, man.

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It was the first time I saw a naked woman.

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I'm like, wow, this is great.

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And then they all get fucking gassed.

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Yeah.

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I think a lot of movies that were intended to incite emotion to just did a good job of

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like desensitizing us to though.

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I remember I watched like Boy in the Striped Pajamas when I was like eight, like 10, however

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fucking old I was, like a year or two after it came out.

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And that movie was so devastating that like you'll walk into a movie that's similar to

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it the next time and it just doesn't hit as hard as that to the point where like tragic

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shit like that doesn't even just watch a movie.

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Be like, ah, it's a movie.

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Like all of Quiet on the Western Front too was like one of those things.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All the anti-war movies.

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Boy in Striped Pajamas is about this like Nazi dude's son who like doesn't understand

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what's going on at all.

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And he meets this kid like a mile behind his dad's house and it's a Jew inside of a concentration

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camp and they become friends.

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And then at the end of the movie, the fucking Nazi kid's son fucking digs a tunnel into

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the concentration camp because he wants to hang out with his fucking friend.

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And then they get gassed in the showers.

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And that's the end of the movie.

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And it was like as a kid, I was like, oh my God, what the fuck?

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And then it's like the next time you watch a movie that has a tragic ending like that,

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you're like, saw it coming.

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I actually never saw Schindler's List.

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That movie also fucked up.

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I bought that.

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I mean, I know I rented that on VHS.

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It was three tapes because of how long it was.

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The fucking Nazi dude in that.

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What the fuck was his name?

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It was The One with the Features.

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Oh fuck, what was his name?

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I can't remember.

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He had a really cool haircut.

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I thought that was cool.

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Liam Neeson's.

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Was that Liam Neeson?

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He was in Schindler's List.

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Was he the Nazi?

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He was the good guy.

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Oh yeah.

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But he was like the...

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I can't remember anything.

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Wasn't Schindler's List about the Nazi that was like realized how fucked up what was going

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on and did his best to protect them?

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I think that was Liam Neeson's role was like he was a Nazi, but he was trying to help people

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and it's just a bizarre fucking plot.

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But no, that movie is brutal because it was just constant slaughtering of civilians every

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other shot.

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I mean, I think I've talked about it, but when I was 18, went super, super far right

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to almost fucking agreeing with the Proud Boys and fucking was in their little circle

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that they were in.

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What?

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No, I...

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The what boys?

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The Proud Boys.

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He said, do you have a...

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What is that?

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It's basically a neo-Nazi group, but like...

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Oh, that's good, Tyler.

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I'm saying like I went so far right to the point where I was almost in a neo-Nazi group.

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I've since like went back...

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You heard it here first, folks.

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No, but I get how like a disheveled, angry kid can agree with that type of sentiment

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towards people because they just feel wronged.

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They feel like they don't belong anywhere.

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And the one group that tells them that they belong is the fucking Nazis.

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Yeah.

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Dude, I was watching this fucking...

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It was like a three hour video documentary just documenting this whole dude's life.

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Do you remember the... do either of you guys remember the game?

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It was like a bunch of YouTubers were playing it, like Markiplier and PewDiePie.

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It was called Yandere Simulator.

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Yeah, dude, that dude was fucking nuts.

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Yeah, and it was like a three hour documentary of just all the just out of pocket opinions

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that this dude had like before he made the game.

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And everybody thought that the game was made for like ironic value.

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And like it drew in viewers because it was like you play as this chick.

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Like it's all fucking anime style, like 3D animation, but you play as this chick.

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And for those who don't know is a female character that is so in love with a male character that

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she literally kills like her competition and love interest.

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That's a trope in anime.

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That's like an actual thing.

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It's real fucking weird.

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But the game's even weirder.

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Yeah.

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Like the way you progress is by taking essentially jobs from people to go underneath girls skirts

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and take a picture of their panties.

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And that's like a point to like upgrade your system or whatever.

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It's so fucking weird.

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And it was just like it got popular on YouTube in like 2015, 2016.

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And they got Yandere Dev who's fucking insane.

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And he the dude who develops it is just insane.

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I remember this is like an hour of this fucking thing dedicated to emails because he just

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essentially he was so autistic that he just fucking stopped developing the game at one

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point because he would just answer every email that came in.

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And people were trying to offer him advice like, hey, dude, settle down.

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Like, why don't you hire a couple of secretaries?

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Like, why don't you just do this?

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And he would make YouTube videos like angry at his audience.

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So please, if your email doesn't contain any information that's pertinent to a bug or something

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else, do not waste my time sending emails.

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I cannot make the game unless the emails are answered.

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I am not working on the game because of how many emails I am getting.

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Please stop.

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And he's like, just stop fucking answering them for a little bit.

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Then like the game is like that is not an except.

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I have thought of everything has been going on for months.

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So any idea you have to fix my problem, don't email me that because I've already thought

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of it.

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And it just makes the problem worse.

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And it's like, dude, he was just a complete incel and would just make very bizarre blog

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posts and they surfaced and it just ruined.

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And all fucking weird.

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It ruined him.

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Dude.

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So I watched a video the other day of like top ten, like most disturbing games ever made

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and shit like there was the Columbine simulator that they had.

431
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Yeah, there's a Columbine simulator.

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There was fucking there's a Columbine simulator.

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There's a game literally called replay where I think I've seen this video before.

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Yeah.

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Like your goal was to fucking like molest girls on the subway like that was an actual

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like game.

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Yeah, it was fucking weird, dude.

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And then they had then they had the last game was I think it was called Epic Doom or something.

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And it was actually made by this like the school shooters from from Columbine.

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And they actually made a mod of Doom of the Columbine high school that they would use

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to practice killing the kids in the oh my God, it was fucking psychopath.

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Dude, it was insane.

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Like they he literally made a mod of Doom of his high school so he could do the school

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shooting better.

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Yeah, that's that's a I remember there was the one game I can't remember the name of

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it.

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It was like your dude was just like this totally metal looking guy.

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Oh, hatred hatred.

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Yeah.

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And it was just the objective of the game was just to go outside and just murder as

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many people as you can and then it ends with like you approaching an elementary school

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and it cuts before the game before you even get.

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Oh my God, the hatred monologue.

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But GTA is not made to do that.

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It has a story mode where people do that.

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I don't think so.

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I think that you're the hatred.

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I got to play the hatred monologue because so funny.

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You can literally just like torture people in Red Dead.

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I know it's kind of funny.

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Well, I guess it's like I don't I don't I don't think of that like really says anything

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about you as a person.

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Like you understand it's a video game and you're just having fun with it.

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Like you're not like so hurting.

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So listen to this.

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This was the actual intro to the game.

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It's fucking hilarious.

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My name is not important.

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Yeah there is a bit.

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for me to die

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Yeah

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Insane

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Yeah, that's uh, that's that's and for those of you who can't see the video

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It was literally a guy with a fucking trench coat

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just putting a whole bunch of fucking

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magazines in his coat and like knives and shit and like the actual game is all in black and white that's just a top-down shooter where

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You just kill a bunch of school shooter simulator

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2025

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Yeah, it might have been a little bit before that because I remember that game like I think it made it to like Xbox and then

480
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They realize green light. Oh

481
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Okay. Yeah, cuz then they realized what it was and it was like you can't sell this for money

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We're not gonna put this on our platform for you to sell like that's that's a you problem, dude

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It's gonna be awesome when we can like, you know actually be in VR and play the game like actually like shoot guns in VR

484
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I thought you're gonna say something else

485
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Yeah, wouldn't it be great if you could do like VR school shooting

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Well, I'm like God

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Actually be able to feel getting shot. Did you ever hear of minecraft high school the YouTube series?

488
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:12,120
No, the fucking series ends with a school shooting in Minecraft

489
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,200
It was fucking insane

490
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:21,320
How interesting? Yeah, that's uh, that's quite the take there. Yeah. Yeah

491
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:29,600
The last scene is the fucking one guy going I'll protect you honey. He's like hugging the minecraft girl in like you just hear

492
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,640
In Minecraft, yeah, that's that's enough of that

493
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,320
I'm like, what the fuck I

494
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Most want to play play minecraft again because I saw those servers where you can play baseball now

495
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,840
Well, I actually like take the field and there's like different innings and stuff

496
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,520
I don't know how the hitting for it works

497
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:56,000
But like when the fielding is like you like can only fall within like your defensive shift

498
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,080
Like you can't leave it like you need to be in your spot

499
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,120
There's like a dive button you like throw the ball the first when it gets hit to you

500
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:08,200
Like it's just and it seems like it works really well and it was like fuck that actually looks really fucking fun

501
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,880
Like you hang out in the dugout and just fuck around to the boys in between innings

502
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,280
That's fucking sick, but he's chirp at fucking on their team

503
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,960
This game's been back and forth by the way, I don't know if you've been watching I've been watching the whole thing

504
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:33,680
Your heart rates got to be just my blood pressure is not doing too good right now. I have heartburn and shit

505
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:39,400
What's the score one one one still and it's just every time it's just a nail biter

506
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:46,480
It is an hell biter. It's game five. It's important. Whoever scores the next goal is probably gonna fucking win

507
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:52,960
It's fucking literally. It's the third period. It's fucking one one. It's it's it's not sudden death, but it's sudden death at this point

508
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:59,120
Yeah, the chances of fucking coming back. I don't know. I think if the Rangers put one away here

509
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:03,960
I think they have a really good chance being in New York, but if the Panthers were to score I

510
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,920
Think I think the Rangers would have a chance to answer with a home field advantage though

511
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:17,480
They don't have home field advantage next they got to go back to Florida. Yeah. Yeah, you just got to win that one straight up

512
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,000
Otherwise, you're fucked

513
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,920
Yeah, yeah, you just got to win that one straight up. Otherwise, you're fucked. Wait. No, no, they play in New York next then they play

514
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,280
Game seven game in Florida, right? Yeah

515
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:39,360
It's gonna be an ale biter. Wait, what game is this? So game this is game five. What the fuck happened there? Oh breakaway

516
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:53,240
So like this must be out of the stock talk real so like but like fucking like the dude there's been so many like fucked up games that have been made from like Jesus Christ

517
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,600
from like

518
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,160
Jesus Christ, I really fucking

519
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:07,960
Got my eye there at the end Wow fucking hell Joe Rogan's fucking taking our taking our thing being like yeah

520
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:13,800
Let's do smelling salts and fucking I don't like Joe Rogan. He's he's taking our taking our ideas

521
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:20,640
Yeah, I'm sure he listens to untitled podcast. Yeah. Yeah, he does. He does. That's where he gets all his ideas from

522
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,160
You ever notice that whatever we talk about he talks about the next day. Yeah

523
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:34,480
One of the five fans of untitled podcast, there's one guy fucking made a comment to me at work the other day

524
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:40,440
Is Joe really Jewish? I don't fucking know but he fucking he says to me he's like, oh like I

525
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,560
Can't remember he said some shit where I was just talking about something completely unrelated. It was some hot take and he's like

526
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:46,920
Oh, yeah

527
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:52,760
I heard what you had to say about that on the podcast and I'm like 95% sure he was kidding

528
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:58,480
Because like he knows I have a podcast by doubt. He listens to it. Probably what he said that it was like

529
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,720
Oh fuck. Did I say something about whatever this controversial topic was?

530
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:08,080
Like is that out there and people are listening to it? Yeah, everybody listen to it. No, and then I talked to me

531
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:13,120
He's like nah, I'm just fucking around. I don't think you've ever talked about I've only listened to like five minutes or did I?

532
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,360
Fucking do that to me dude, like what did I say?

533
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:28,040
Yeah, you probably said some controversial shit yeah, probably I'll have hot takes here our hottest take is all it's all comedic though

534
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,040
It's all satirical. So I

535
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,840
I got something to say about the war in Ukraine

536
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:38,720
That I don't know if our general audience heard but is fucking insane

537
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:46,960
90% of the money that we gave the Ukraine was funneled in the shell companies that shut down and people pocketed the money

538
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,260
Oh, that's uh, that's good. Yeah

539
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,200
Yeah, the money that we sent over we kind of knew that that was a bad idea when we did it, too

540
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,920
I don't think that there was a lot that's got to be a tripping. That's true

541
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:03,600
Yeah, and it is but they they fucking uh, I remember there was very little approval for

542
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,920
For us funding that not too many

543
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:12,720
I don't think that we should fund fucking Russia or Ukraine or we shouldn't fund Ukraine or Israel or Hamas or Russia

544
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Like Ukraine's not UN either. I think they they got into the UN they were trying to but they weren't UN

545
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,160
NATO NATO, sorry my bad. Yes

546
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,920
No, because because like they started the war during a UN meeting

547
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:33,040
I was watching the UN meeting when fucking the war started and like the guy from Ukraine

548
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,800
It was just like I came here to negotiate with you guys

549
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,440
But it doesn't matter at this point because you already started the attack and I'm like, that's one of the coldest fucking lines

550
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,040
shit

551
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,360
Yeah, like I was in one well

552
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,400
I was on vacation in Washington DC and that was on the news of my holy shit. I just watched the beginning of a war

553
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:56,240
I watched that live. I'm not well informed about any of this shit

554
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,560
So like the takes I have on Ukraine and stuff are really just like based off of what I hear from you guys

555
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:08,360
What about a moss and in Israel? I don't know anything about that either actually CC went down the fucking rabbit hole

556
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,360
So you saw me about it today?

557
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,320
now

558
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,800
Israel was having a music festival and during the music festival

559
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,160
Hamas fighters came in on fucking like like

560
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,520
You know those like hillbilly like fucking like like parachutes

561
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,720
They have like the fan on the back that they can fly around on yeah, like the fucking glider thing

562
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,920
Yeah, I know what you're talking about

563
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:38,400
So they came in on those and just started gunning down civilians at a fucking like like Coachella type thing. Wow

564
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,440
That's great

565
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,960
Like that's how it started and like at the beginning of the war like when this shit was going on like, okay

566
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,920
That's unacceptable

567
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:51,520
You can go I would go like that that would be going to war like if another country did that to America

568
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,720
We would be in that country the next day, but it's not our country though

569
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,720
No, I'm saying like with like but I'm like

570
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:04,000
Israel go ahead fight that like if somebody like just imagine fucking let's say

571
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:10,240
China came in on gliders and just shot up Coachella one year. Yeah, that would be like

572
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,800
That would be like everyone would be like, all right, we're going to war. We're gonna kill him

573
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,160
Yeah, but like they fly across the Pacific Ocean

574
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,120
It has to be gliders otherwise the narrative doesn't work

575
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:31,320
It's a completely different scenario if they did not come in on the parachute fan thing

576
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,240
But like yeah, they just started gunning down civilians and there's like videos of it and shit

577
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:42,120
It's like brutal like they're shooting down fucking they're shooting. They're shooting kids fucking women children fucking

578
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,760
Just civilians. It was just a mess

579
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,240
And I'm like, holy shit

580
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:51,800
And then they're like, yeah, we're going to war and then they got to the to the point where they're like winning the war

581
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,360
And then they're like, yeah, we're gonna execute their entire race and I'm like, whoa. Whoa, okay

582
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
All righty, then you guys

583
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,720
We're like, all right. I was I was on your side at that point, but then you just like

584
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:09,400
Let's kill their entire race my completely uninformed ignorant take on this

585
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:15,000
Is just that like war has been being waged on and off over there for hundreds of years. So like

586
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:21,320
And it's about a religion that really not a lot of people in America are part of so like the only

587
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,320
Only place in America

588
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,880
The only place in America that has a large u.s. Population is the state of New York. I

589
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,520
That's actually a true statement. We shouldn't be fighting religious wars. Anyway, that's what i'm saying

590
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,320
And it's like I get that like oh, yeah un nato like there are allies in the United States

591
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,200
Yeah, un nato like there are allies and everything but it's like

592
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Let's get in the better end of the deal here

593
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,680
Are you really telling me I think the reason why we we we fuck with ukraine so much

594
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:54,120
We like war we like the effects it has on the economy that we fuck with with israel so much is because

595
00:34:54,760 --> 00:35:02,280
There are only ally in the middle east currently like at all like every other every other thing in the middle east is a fucking mess

596
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:08,920
Yeah, like we have no allies in the middle east except for you for for israel. I don't know

597
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,920
It's just like you think back out really 9-eleven is really the this

598
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,480
Trigger for all this not that we weren't already involved over there to a certain extent

599
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,920
But like 9-eleven is what really brought us over there and it's just like y'all listen

600
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,200
Did we really have the best take there like sure it was a terrorist attack, but it's like it's well documented

601
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,360
george bush knew it happened and it's like

602
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:34,440
It was a deliberate move listen in black ops in black ops 6 we're going to be able to shoot fucking saddam hussein

603
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,440
Oh, yeah, what's that going to be about?

604
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:42,600
Yeah, it looks like it's going to be like this the the gulf war like that's the time period it calls for yeah

605
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,200
Hopefully they have a similar zombies to cold war

606
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:53,320
I think that's what they're saying it's going to be like it's going to be similar to cold war because I loved cold war zombies like a lot

607
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:58,680
That was rough, but like cold war zombies loved it. I loved cold wars as much

608
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,560
You didn't nearly play as much as me and alley mac did no me and you played alley mac was the one who didn't play that

609
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,040
I fucking I lived on that game

610
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:12,600
Days and days I got fucking diamond camel on like fucking six guns in that oh yeah back in the day

611
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:19,080
Like not like back when like it's like first came out we played fucking we did and so did so did beep us

612
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:25,880
I'm being casey played that game for months like into fucking vanguard because you would always try to get me to go on so we could

613
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:33,320
Do she know numa and I would just be like fuck vanguard like I'm not playing that fucking dog shit game

614
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:40,360
Then we'd get back on cold war for a little bit and I hate to say I struggle to play that game now

615
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:46,760
It was just like maxis. I did my time like I did my time. I liked it and it was just

616
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,800
I don't know to have some new maps. I just remember that first that that first map and fucking in

617
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,080
In cold war was fucking solid. Yeah

618
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,320
Fucking really all the maps in cold war were solids just I played them

619
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:04,120
All to my I feel like also I think I stopped playing I remembered why I stopped playing

620
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:10,440
It was on the map in Berlin and I I kept I got to the fucking last part of it

621
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,000
And then I got that's an hour, right? Yeah

622
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:19,960
Yeah, and I got downed and all I had was a ballistic knife when I came back and like when they when they're like, all right

623
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,360
All right

624
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,360
I can open up the box and automatically had because I had like the thing that gave you a pack upon you as soon as you

625
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:30,360
Opened the box and it was only like a one-time thing and I opened it up and it was a goddamn ballistic knife

626
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,360
And I'm like, I'm fucking useless great

627
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920
awesome

628
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,920
Fucking great

629
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,640
I just I think the reason why I played that game was because I was like, oh my god

630
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,080
The reason why I played that game so much was just because I was night shift

631
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:51,480
I was single and like I would come home and all my fucking friends would already be like asleep by the time

632
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,800
But I would get home because you always got out late and they would just be like, all right, fuck it

633
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800
I'm gonna stay up till fucking

634
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:03,900
Seven o'clock in the morning playing cold war. I don't have work tomorrow and then I would just go on fucking autopilot

635
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,920
Just training for hours on end to get like diamond camos

636
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:14,520
And at one point like we just got on one time and I'm like my blackout incident on cold war was that on uh,

637
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:20,200
Was that on vanguard that was on vanguard that was on the starting that that was that was

638
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:27,960
Vanguard that was the Chrissy and I incident. Yeah, and I had the fucking and I had the uh, I had the the lesbian german

639
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,840
As as my character. Yes. Yeah

640
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,400
I liked cold war and like it's just like I'm

641
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:40,920
I'm I'm not gonna pre-order it. I think it's gonna be good and I will buy it once I hear that

642
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:47,320
It's like at least just okay. All I need to be is okay, but if it has a launch like fucking modern warfare 3

643
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,880
Yeah, like I can't bring myself to make that purchase like this. No, it's gonna be black ops

644
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,600
You know, it's gonna be like it's like black ops. I feel like black ops is always like a better life

645
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,760
Yeah, it's better but it's still not like

646
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:06,120
Oh, you just play other games and they just like I was never I call it dude. He's always been like a step behind

647
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:12,360
I've never been into like the the the the the uh, I've never been into the um

648
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,880
The multiplayer as much as the zombies. I like the pve versus the pvp

649
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,000
Yeah, because like the like fucking zombies when you get like four your like three of your friends playing that

650
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,000
It's so much more fun than just playing against a bunch of randos and fucking like

651
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,280
Random ranked matches and shit. Yeah

652
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,680
Yeah

653
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,680
I just I don't know

654
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,600
I just I feel like I scratched my call of duty itch

655
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:45,480
Like within my lifetime, it's it's hard for me to play like a competitive shooter and have fun like the really the only

656
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:52,360
Competitive game I like at this point is rocket league. I like just hell let loose. I don't know if you ever played that

657
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:57,160
It's a like it's a fucking more realistic world war two shooter. Yes

658
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,160
Yeah, my my brother's been telling me to play that with him. There's no there's no hud

659
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,960
There's no like ammo counter you get hit once with a yeah

660
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,880
Yeah, you get like two shots maybe if they hit you in the leg and then you're like super slow until you die, right?

661
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,960
Yeah, and then there's a fucking you could be a medic and like actually like revive people

662
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,360
But you can only revive a person like once. Yeah, and like you like literally

663
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:25,160
Uh, your your your character only gets one fucking you only get one med kit unless you're a medic then you get ten

664
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,520
But like literally I just fucking like I get into a sniper tower with like fucking three snipers

665
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,520
And I'm a medic and I fucking just keep going

666
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,880
Can I kill this fucking save this guy fucking fuck?

667
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,040
Running a fucking field

668
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,920
Fucking god damn it and like hit by straight

669
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:50,680
Suppressing fire every time they poke their head like nothing that happened nothing nothing in that game that happened

670
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,520
I'm like like I fucking like when I first started playing

671
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,320
I would just get cleaned fucking from half the map away

672
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:02,280
And I'm like how the fuck where did I get hit from and then you realize you just got to be like so much more

673
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:09,720
Careful. Yeah, that's why I hate multiplayer and call of duty, but like spawning insta kill and then like I'm like you got it

674
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,720
There's a learning curve and then you get told you're gonna die

675
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:19,080
Like they're gonna fuck your mom and like it's not that that era is over

676
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,000
Will never be over nobody fucking keeps their mics on anymore now

677
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,360
It's like there's like two people in a lobby back in like the black ops two days

678
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:33,640
Everybody had mics everybody was shit talking because even if you were in a party with your friends

679
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,600
Unless you went in at the beginning of the game and manually muted everybody except the people in your party

680
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,160
You would hear them and that was just a chore so people wouldn't shut it off and they'd keep it on

681
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,240
I know everybody's too introverted everybody fucking mutes everybody

682
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,520
I guess you would shit talk people and there would be the revenge thing

683
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,320
So like you'd kill them and you'd hear what they say and be like

684
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,400
After you knew the same guy was killing you a couple times like fuck you

685
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,680
Now people are people are so weird like kids these days are so weird like in VR chat

686
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,840
They just like sit around in VR and don't talk. Yeah

687
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:14,520
It's so weird dude. I I miss fucking that's like dead internet shit though. Are those really people?

688
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,520
I miss like I miss playing on VR chat

689
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:23,960
Because like I figured out that like VR chat just has a shit ton of pedophiles on it. Yeah, it's always been a controversy

690
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:29,560
Yeah, but like I just loved when like there'd be like people having virtual dates and you just sit in between them be like

691
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,440
Hey, what's going on guys? So like we're trying to have a virtual date here

692
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,360
I remember you and me did that we joined the one forest world where it was like

693
00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:40,120
Minecraft and there was like a couple hanging out by a tree and you came over and you're like

694
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,200
Fucker you assholes doing how you doing?

695
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,360
Like the one guy tried to be like a fucking like tough guy. He's like i'm trying to have a date here, bro

696
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:54,360
I'm like, yeah, that's real fucking stupid. I was fucking I think that's when I had covid and it was just like I just got

697
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:59,960
My oculus so I was just playing vr chat for like a week and you one of you two would always be on

698
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,960
And we were just fucking people

699
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,160
Casey would just run around with a dick avatar and just touch people with his cock

700
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,240
Check with my tips out and the deal that running around with a dildo trying to fuck

701
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:20,440
We just be like the bar the black cat might just be running around I want to fuck you alley back

702
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:28,520
Dude I would just go off the people like I remember fucking I had wheelchair Joe with a gun

703
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,560
And I just roll off the people a favorite was shaggy in a wheelchair. That was a good one, too

704
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,840
Then you and me almost fried our fucking headsets

705
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,280
We got the fucking attack on titans games that were just like like

706
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:43,880
Tight, yeah

707
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,120
Like it was so big and like you like it crashed the game to the point where you couldn't play

708
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,560
Yeah, you couldn't open the menu like it was just you were breaking the game

709
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,760
I had to fucking make like a new account because of that because I

710
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:02,120
I had to go into the fucking like vr chat like world like builder

711
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,040
And like or like not remember you had to like clear your cash or something

712
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:11,160
You had to clear all your characters that you had so then it would go back to like the fuck

713
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:16,120
I it was so many fucking steps, but like I broke the fuck we broke the whole game

714
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:16,600
Yeah

715
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:22,840
You would literally like need to get down on the floor and like close one of your eyes to like see what was going on

716
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,800
because I remember we spawned in we thought was the coolest thing where it was like you just saw this glitched like

717
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:35,640
Foot that was taking up like 90 almost the entire map and it's like oh, yeah, let's take his skin, dude

718
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:40,120
And we did really god. This is so fucking sick. We're like, all right, let's go back

719
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,360
It's not

720
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,040
It's not working

721
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,760
Fuck me. It took like two hours to fucking fix it

722
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:53,720
I will say I think the most fun times I ever had on poker stars were when we would all play fucking blackjack

723
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,560
And you would be having the time of your life until you started to get a couple bad hands

724
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,640
And then you would just start raging the fuck

725
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,280
Listen boys you either win or you win big that game was something special because

726
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:15,480
Dude my favorite was I I remember I was at the fucking poker table like thing and like I think you were there

727
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:22,280
And like I just went I just I had a couple bad hands in a row and like everyone was just like damn bro

728
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,840
That sucks. I go i'm gonna be honest with you boys

729
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,880
I don't really know how to play poker

730
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,120
Tyler what

731
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,200
I have like a very loose understanding of what we're doing right now

732
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:44,280
Like I know bears are good. I think if they're all the same color some shit that's better like

733
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:49,080
I know how to play poker now, but like I was just sitting there my boys. I I gotta be honest with you

734
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,080
If I I don't really know how to play poker

735
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,280
You did learn it though. Yeah, we did learn it

736
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,800
I just bluffing people off of just like shit hands and my favorite was like when you got the guns and you're like

737
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:07,080
Ride the fucking river, baby. Casey. You're just you're good at you're good at knowing when to bluff though

738
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:12,280
Because you'll you'll really like you you bet such a realistic amount for it

739
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:16,920
Like you really bet him out where it's like he's trying to reel me in so he can take all my money

740
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:22,600
Right, and then it's like every time I fucking call your bluff. You're not bluffing and you fuck me

741
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:28,680
And then every time i'm like tyler's about to i mean casey's about to fuck me you lay him down there be like

742
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,680
You like flip the cars or like fuck off casey

743
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,880
But I was such a loose cannon that no one knew what I was doing

744
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:41,240
No, they're like it was like I could either have I could have a fucking royal flush or I could have a two and a

745
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,800
Fucking seven. I remember you didn't play that game a ton

746
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:49,080
But I remember you would get tilted and you would I don't think because again you didn't know how to play

747
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,360
But just by luck of the draw you would somehow claw your way back in

748
00:46:55,240 --> 00:47:00,040
And then you would just go all in when you thought you had a hand once you'd get yourself back in and then you'd get

749
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,040
Busted you'd be like fuck

750
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:07,720
Yeah, you'd see the fucking yeah that you'd see that you'd see the head get twisted the other direction

751
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,360
And then you'd see like the hands like be over here

752
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,760
Like the arms would just be like yeah

753
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:19,480
He threw his headset yeah be like oh there goes tyler

754
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,440
I loved it when you'd be playing in a lobby though and people would have their fucking mics muted

755
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,400
So you see them moving the whole time and it's just like you can tell like they've just been stoic

756
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,280
The whole game and then you really get them

757
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,440
Fucking by the balls and you either win a hand or you bluff them off and then you just like

758
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:41,080
Remember one dude, I think I was playing alone. Actually. I fucking had a huge hand like that

759
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,920
And as soon as he folded his cards, I just flipped mine around

760
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,120
I didn't even put him on the table and he just looked at my hand

761
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,840
Then some dude would get like really mad at you one time

762
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200
Were we playing?

763
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:01,400
So do like popped off on me because I kept on like calling him and like I because I didn't know how to play

764
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:06,760
I just kept winning because I just kept being like i'll call he's like you should have fucking called on that bro

765
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,920
What the fuck?

766
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,440
Fuck you, dude

767
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,160
I I did have a guy that popped off on me though

768
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,400
It is actually hard to play with people who don't know how to play because they're unpredictable

769
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,880
Yeah, it is because luck can carry you pretty fucking far in poker

770
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,840
But I was just like I remember the one time it was the fucking lady

771
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:28,920
Like the fucking lady kept on being like can you guys stop using props?

772
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:34,040
It's really distracting. So then I literally took out all my props and just stacked them down

773
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,880
And I just kept taking the cow and throwing it at her and she muted you and was like this

774
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:46,920
You're so fucking annoying. Like what the fuck? I remember that and I'm like if this was real life, I would punch you in the throat

775
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,880
Because I do remember I think I know which one you were talking about though

776
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,880
We were playing a game of poker and I was I remember I was drinking quite a bit that night

777
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,960
Yes, and like but I was mostly I was fucking being a dick to people

778
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:05,160
But I was like ball busting and we were friends with the guy we were talking to to a certain extent

779
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,280
But he was the quiet one at the table and then I want to hand it

780
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:16,200
He's like, you know, dude, you don't have to be such a fucking asshole man, you're like he just started going crazy

781
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,200
I mean, he's like bro

782
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,840
Dude, I was fucking kidding. Like I thought that oh, yeah

783
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:26,760
Friends with him afterwards. I got all excited that you want the hand. Yeah, I cooled him down after I'm sorry

784
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:32,120
I would be in a fucking it was like a one of those unwritten rules like when somebody like celebrates a home run in baseball

785
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,120
That's so stupid. By the way, I also loved when you could take pictures of people

786
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,880
So I just like do the extended thing and I just go like this in their face. Yeah, then you can just like slowly

787
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,600
Did you fucking slow roll him

788
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,280
I don't think I slow rolled him if I did. Oh I did

789
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,040
Fucking furious at me and I was like dude, I didn't even know that's what it was

790
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:07,560
He didn't use his mic the whole fucking game and he fucking popped into voice chat to tell me how much of a

791
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:13,880
disrespectful asshole I was I'm like, dude, I'm sorry like you weren't completely right that was just

792
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,120
Like I've been drinking I'm sorry

793
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:23,640
Oh, I remember there was the one fucking avatar that was like the one guy that I was playing against was super looking super gay looking

794
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,120
So I'm just like are you like actually gay in real life or you just like fucking around?

795
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,600
He's like, no, I'm actually gay and I'm like

796
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:37,640
I don't know what that means. I'm like, what is what do you so like I kept on asking him what being gay meant

797
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,680
He's just like

798
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:46,040
He's just like he's like I I like men. I'm like, what do you mean? Like are you friends with men shit?

799
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,760
Uh-oh, what's this?

800
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,040
But I'm just like are you like do you are like your friends men he's like

801
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,280
I'm a little bit more than friends with men. I'm like, what do you mean like best friends?

802
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,960
If you just got soaked

803
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,520
Yeah, you can you can really trigger people people

804
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:09,400
I I always thought it was funny when you end up in a lobby and poker stars where there be some fucking

805
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,480
Like squeaker and you just be like, I don't know what it is

806
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,120
I don't know what it is about the squeakers, but they would always be the vocal ones like hey guys

807
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,160
I'm going all in

808
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:26,600
Like this is the last I got here. It was always the fucking blackjack table. Yeah, like okay

809
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:27,480
I hope you win

810
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:33,880
You probably shouldn't be like betting this early like I think this is gonna lead to like lifelong problems for you if you get addicted

811
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,240
To something like this like yeah

812
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:38,760
My favorite is when like the kids that sit next to me and they'd be smoking like the fake cigars

813
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,240
I just go like this. I take him. I'd be like you can't smoke

814
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:49,160
They'd also be funny because you can just get kids fucking amped off like you can just be like, oh dude

815
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,160
You're going all in. Oh shit

816
00:51:54,840 --> 00:52:00,680
Fucking go spaz mode so quick. It's not looking good. It's not looking good

817
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,480
The untitled podcast does not sponsor playing with children

818
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:10,360
Jesus Christ, I think we need to take a break when we come back dan will be here and we'll talk about

819
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,080
Donald trump what he takes stocks and then probably jeopardy and then it'll end

820
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:34,600
We'll be back. Thanks. I'll be back

821
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,600
The

822
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:48,280
NHL refs are trying to make the panthers win. This is a fucking fixed job. This is a fucking fixed job

823
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:53,000
The rangers fucking should have won the last two games that they fucking lost because it's a fixed job

824
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,800
This is my hell. We have two topics that are gonna get talked about it's hockey and stocks

825
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:06,840
Welcome back to the middle of this shit episode 74 here with dan

826
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,800
Me and dan got this bling on

827
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,600
Because we you know, we're so rich from the stock market

828
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:22,200
So dan you'll see in the uh in the picture for the episode dan's got a gold chain on. Yeah

829
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:27,000
Yeah, yeah, i'm looking good i'm flexing

830
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:36,520
Casey on the other hand has like these gucci looking shades and he's got

831
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,520
He's got one ring on that is a dollar bill on it

832
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:48,040
And then the other one is just a gaudy gold ring with a bunch of fake diamonds made entirely out of this is fucking platinum, bro

833
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,960
this cost

834
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,240
This cost your fucking entire years of salary casey

835
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,440
Would you make it in here bro, seriously bro

836
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,120
Get on our fucking level gents

837
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,960
I disagree

838
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,120
You will the fucking thing get into my get into my we gotta hear what you have to say here

839
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,720
I know the fucking item into existence. Yeah, let's talk about this

840
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,400
so

841
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,440
uh

842
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,080
We've made enough prank calls to grocery stores

843
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:25,260
At three in the morning looking for buffalo chicken pringles, which never existed

844
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:33,000
But they got enough requests and somebody had like buffalo ranch or like buffalo, you know

845
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:38,360
It wasn't that was like a limited time thing. No, I don't think they ever had buffalo. Did they well?

846
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:44,440
We always said buffalo chicken pringles, right? Yeah, I think they had buffalo pringles, but I don't think we have buffalo chicken

847
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:50,200
Chicken or they have like it was called like buffalo ranch or something, but that's what buffalo is

848
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:56,040
Yeah, like buffalo is like these are these are extreme scorched and hot buffalo

849
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:02,200
Buffalo pringles. I don't know. They're they're actually pretty hot if you eat like a few of them. All right, let's crack them open

850
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:06,840
I want to try one, but I don't know if I want to put this shit in my body. I want to try it right now

851
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,680
It's literally like fucking

852
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:13,000
30 different chemicals look we are talking about this stuff the more chemicals the better

853
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,120
I had I had a I'll try one. I had a

854
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,480
Had a topic that I want to talk about. Oh, yeah

855
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,120
Before we devolve into fucking you know stock talk

856
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:29,720
What's that? Oh, I got two. I just want to talk about fucking like

857
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,420
What do you I'm good fucking I'm good. Cheers your chip there

858
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,560
Like I was like looking at it and like I

859
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:45,280
I keep I saw a meme and like it made me think about it like the people who wait to have sex until marriage

860
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,280
And I'm like their their wedding day

861
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:54,240
Like how fucking weird would that be like you waited this long to have sex and like today's the day

862
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,400
but like

863
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:02,240
You are you there's no way it's gonna be good. What if you found out then that your partner was like the other gender?

864
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,880
Oh my god

865
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,920
I found out then that you're gay fuck

866
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,760
You that long

867
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:16,400
You're like you're gonna step up to bat. I don't really like this that much

868
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:25,120
Like I I guarantee you because I I think it I think this is agreeable by by everybody's standard my first time having sex

869
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,940
Fuck it sucked like it was bad. Oh, yeah

870
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,520
bad

871
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,520
Like I was actually gonna

872
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:36,640
Go ahead. No, you can go that but like my first time having sex was fucking awful

873
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,040
I have a feeling like I'm about to grossly overshare, but my first time was fucking fantastic

874
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,600
Expecting it to be fucking awkward, but I don't know

875
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:54,280
Mine was pretty bad. I think I think it's a general consensus that the first time you have sex is always awful

876
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,560
He was a bad man. My ex was

877
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:01,760
My ex was kind of a hoe after me but before me she wasn't but clearly she knew what she was doing

878
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,760
Did you pop her cherry? No, no

879
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,760
She popped mine though and she was it was fucking unreal

880
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:13,760
Do you ever pop a cherry? It was like lay back immediately fucking deep throat. I was like what the fuck is going on right now?

881
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:18,800
I've never popped a cherry. You've never popped a cherry. I don't think no. Have you ever popped a cherry there?

882
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:24,880
No, I've never popped a cherry. It's like I never had and I never will be able to anymore, but

883
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,880
like

884
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,880
Why not? I'm fucking getting married retard

885
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,880
Oh, well I mean

886
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,880
You never know what the future holds

887
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,880
But like what I take Dan

888
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,880
Well, like the people that like

889
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:46,880
They are pretty hot. They're not like fucking Carolina Reaper, but like they're spicier than I figured they would be for a pretty long time

890
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,880
Well, if you eat like a few like I eat like you know a good amount of them

891
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,880
An entire sleeve

892
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,880
My tongue was on fucking fire. I was like, oh, this is like as bad as a ghost pepper

893
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,880
I don't know. I took two to the teeth there. I feel like the more you eat

894
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,880
No, you gotta eat like ten

895
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,880
You're really gonna make me eat

896
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,880
I came from Texas Roadhouse. I ate a fucking Fort Worth fucking ribeye today

897
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,880
I love Texas Roadhouse

898
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,880
Texas Roadhouse is like the most fantastic chain

899
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,880
They just get it right

900
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:22,880
The biscuits they got there?

901
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,880
Dude I went today. The biscuits are bigger

902
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,880
They're bigger than they used to be

903
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,880
Like noticeably larger

904
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,880
Maybe we had just some like some fucking absolute G in the bakery

905
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,880
Because you know they're cracking that shit out all day

906
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,880
It's all fresh baked. That's why that stuff's good

907
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,880
What do you think about Texas Roadhouse Dan?

908
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,880
I don't know that I've ever been there

909
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,880
Are you fucking kidding me?

910
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,880
No I'm serious

911
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,880
What time's it open till?

912
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,880
I'm going a second time getting another fucking

913
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,880
Isn't it just like Outback Steakhouse?

914
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,880
It's American like steakhouse

915
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,880
Compared to Outback dude

916
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,880
Texas Roadhouse puts that place to absolute shame

917
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,880
Like they actually season your steak while they cook it right

918
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,880
Every time I've been to Outback

919
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,880
They fucking grill my thing

920
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,880
It's the least juicier

921
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,880
It'll look medium rare

922
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,880
But they gotta bloom an onion

923
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,880
Outback is owned by the same place as Red Lobster

924
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,880
and Olive Garden

925
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,880
No I thought it was Long Island

926
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,880
Red Lobster folks

927
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,880
No I thought it was Long Island

928
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,880
Red Lobster fucking went under

929
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,880
Longhorn is the same as Outback?

930
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,880
Outback, Red Lobster and Olive Garden

931
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,880
Are you sure?

932
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,880
Are you positive?

933
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,880
I think so

934
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,880
I don't know

935
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,880
All I know is that Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy

936
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,880
They're not going out of business though

937
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,880
Yeah I was going to say the one on Wolf Road is still open

938
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,880
Yeah because it's all owned by this big company

939
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,880
The Red Lobster is still open

940
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,880
The Red Lobster is still open

941
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,880
It's a big company

942
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,880
The Red Lobster chain is out of business

943
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,880
I heard what fucking killed them was they were doing some deal

944
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,880
It was the Endless Shrimp

945
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,880
We talked about it last week on the podcast

946
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,880
Was that the reason?

947
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,880
I thought I got told I was wrong about that

948
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,880
No it was the Endless Shrimp deal

949
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,880
No I think my girlfriend said I was wrong about that

950
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,880
I was like I don't know, I saw it

951
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,880
Fucking gas lighter

952
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,880
People just fucking rob

953
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,880
Red Lobster for shrimp

954
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,880
Yeah

955
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,880
So this week in the news

956
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,880
Donald Trump was just found guilty

957
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,880
In his trial

958
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,880
It's not going to do it

959
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,880
What does this mean?

960
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,880
It means that the first

961
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,880
We're going to have the first president that's a felon

962
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,880
A convicted felon

963
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,880
But is he going to jail?

964
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,880
I mean I don't know

965
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,880
That'd be pretty awesome

966
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,880
Usually if you get convicted of a felony you go to jail

967
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,880
It might be a civil war actually

968
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,880
People might block the fucking courthouse

969
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,880
I don't understand

970
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,880
If you get convicted of a felony you go to jail

971
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,880
Do you?

972
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,880
Yes

973
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,880
If I commit a felony and I get convicted

974
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,880
I go to jail

975
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,880
Has he been sentenced yet?

976
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,880
Or has he just been found guilty?

977
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,880
What is he facing?

978
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,880
I'll do some research

979
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,880
I was going to say

980
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,880
It's like falsifying business records

981
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,880
I was going to say

982
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,880
If he's facing jail time

983
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,880
Which is a load of shit because I guarantee Donald Trump

984
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,880
Hasn't filed one

985
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,880
Actual business record on his own

986
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880
In 40 fucking years

987
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,880
He was found guilty of falsifying business records

988
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,880
To conceal

989
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,880
$130,000 payment

990
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,880
To adult film star Stormy Daniels

991
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,880
But how can you guarantee

992
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,880
That he wasn't

993
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,880
Like involved in the

994
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,880
Each of the 34 felony charges carries up to

995
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,880
A $5,000 fine and 4 year prison sentence

996
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,880
But whether Trump will go to prison

997
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,880
Is another question

998
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,880
And that's up to the judge at sentencing

999
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,880
What a fucking

1000
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,880
Cock tease of a

1001
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,880
Comment there

1002
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,880
He might face

1003
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,880
Jail time but that's up to them

1004
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,880
We don't know yet

1005
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,880
The judge sent a July 11th date for sentencing

1006
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,880
I don't know dude

1007
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,880
It should have done on the 4th of July

1008
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,880
But we'll see

1009
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,880
I think all this does is get people

1010
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,880
Riled up against

1011
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,880
The left

1012
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,880
I was honestly just like I'm not voting

1013
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,880
This is ridiculous

1014
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,880
I'm not going to be involved in this

1015
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,880
Now I have to fight back against a corrupt

1016
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,880
Justice system

1017
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,880
I fucking hate the left

1018
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,880
I have to vote

1019
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,880
I have a

1020
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,880
Civic duty

1021
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,880
An obligation

1022
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,880
But the president should have to go to jail

1023
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,880
If he committed a crime

1024
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,880
I mean

1025
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,880
Did he actually commit that crime

1026
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,880
34 felonies dude

1027
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,880
34

1028
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,880
Doesn't that kind of sound like it's

1029
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,880
One like

1030
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,880
Crime that they sliced up into

1031
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,880
34 pieces

1032
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,880
Isn't that the same thing

1033
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,880
Dan you're making a lot of sense right now

1034
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,880
But isn't it the same thing 34 times

1035
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,880
I'm so ignorant I know nothing about this issue

1036
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,880
But what he's saying makes sense

1037
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,880
So he made like probably a payment every month to her

1038
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,880
So they just charged it 34 times

1039
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,880
I guarantee he didn't do shit

1040
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,880
I guarantee he banged her

1041
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,880
And he told somebody

1042
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,880
To just fucking pay her

1043
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,880
And that was it

1044
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,880
The guy has more money than fucking

1045
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,880
God

1046
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,880
Is it a crime to pay somebody to keep their mouth shut

1047
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,880
I didn't think it was

1048
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,880
Apparently it is

1049
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,880
Is it?

1050
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,880
I think it is a crime

1051
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:26,880
Is bribery a crime?

1052
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,880
No it's not bribery

1053
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,880
That's not bribery

1054
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,880
It is bribery I'll pay you to keep your mouth shut

1055
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,880
That's not bribery, bribery is like

1056
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,880
Going to a public official

1057
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,880
And having them

1058
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,880
Overlook a law

1059
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,880
For money

1060
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,880
That's bribing an official

1061
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,880
Or having them pass something

1062
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,880
That's like

1063
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,880
Tyler are you alive right now

1064
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,880
I'm fucking tired

1065
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,880
Paying somebody not to say something is like

1066
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,880
That's, I don't know

1067
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,880
That's not what he got charged with

1068
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,880
Obviously it's not illegal

1069
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,880
So what they're doing is they're just making a case

1070
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,880
So that all that's out there is negativity

1071
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,880
So that

1072
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,880
Coming up towards the election

1073
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,880
Oh this president's a convicted felon

1074
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,880
What's going to happen is it's going to go to supreme court

1075
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,880
And it's going to get dropped

1076
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,880
I don't know, the judge could sentence him

1077
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,880
To a prison sentence

1078
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,880
But he could just go to jail though

1079
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,880
If he has to be in jail

1080
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,880
He can't run for president

1081
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,880
For a crime like this he's going to get fined

1082
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,880
They're not going to put him in jail

1083
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,880
Well the judge is a New York judge

1084
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,880
It's a democratic judge

1085
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,880
It doesn't matter if the judge is a fucking

1086
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,880
Democratic judge, if you put fucking

1087
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,880
Donald Trump in jail it will cause

1088
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,880
A civil war

1089
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,880
I'm all down for a fucking civil war buddy

1090
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,880
What, the person

1091
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,880
The person without fucking guns is down

1092
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,880
For a civil war

1093
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,880
You'd be shot in the street like the piece of shit you are

1094
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,880
You fucking communist motherfucker

1095
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,880
Bro I got a fucking stock, I got something better than

1096
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,880
Oh wow you got stocks, you know what happens

1097
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,880
With stocks when there's a fucking civil war

1098
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,880
You know what happens with a fucking stock

1099
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,880
When there's a fucking civil war, you get shot

1100
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,880
In the street because of your fucking human

1101
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,880
Garbage, you fucking piece of shit

1102
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,880
Fuck you

1103
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,880
You know what's crazy is that there's

1104
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,880
Something, sorry

1105
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,880
Damn without skipping a beat

1106
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,880
You know it's crazy guys

1107
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,880
We're so used to it

1108
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,880
Yeah but this falls under what's called

1109
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,880
Vexatious litigation

1110
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,880
Right, so like

1111
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,880
It's just

1112
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,880
Litigation meant to harass somebody

1113
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,880
Right, and to tie up their resources and to

1114
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,880
Tie up their time, it's like everybody

1115
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,880
Knows that that's what's going on

1116
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,880
And these people think that they're so fucking right

1117
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,880
That it's okay to do that, it's like no

1118
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:40,880
Why can't you just have a legitimate

1119
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,880
A legitimate

1120
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,880
You know

1121
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,880
Campaign or whatever

1122
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:48,880
You know a legitimate debate

1123
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,880
Because they know he's going to, they know Joe Biden's going to lose against Donald Trump

1124
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,880
Right yeah

1125
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:54,880
It's like guaranteed, all those special rules for him

1126
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,880
Right

1127
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,880
So, but you know you have like the fact that

1128
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,880
Trump is now a felon

1129
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,880
That would make me vote for

1130
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,880
More, right, like dude

1131
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,880
If you're already a Trump supporter, yeah

1132
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,880
No, like even if I wasn't a Trump supporter

1133
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,880
If fucking Biden got some street cred

1134
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,880
By getting a fucking felony, that would be the best

1135
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,880
Thing for him, right, well they're talking about

1136
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,880
Exactly like exactly what Tyler said

1137
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,880
People are going to do it just because they

1138
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,880
Want something interesting and different

1139
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,880
I will never vote for Donald Trump

1140
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,880
You're a fucking big dweeb, because all you do

1141
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,880
Is just talk this fucking

1142
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,880
Retarded fucking talk

1143
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,880
You're so fucking stupid

1144
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,880
Casey, I don't understand

1145
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,880
How you become so fucking

1146
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,880
Stupid politically, do you just like

1147
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,880
Having the wrong opinions

1148
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,880
Do you like being on the wrong side of history

1149
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,880
Do you like just being a

1150
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,880
Fucking human piece of trash

1151
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,880
I can say the same thing about you my friend

1152
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,880
I don't fucking care, I know what I am

1153
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,880
You call me a piece of trash, I go

1154
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,880
Gladly

1155
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,880
What the fuck

1156
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,880
Call me a piece of trash, I will wear

1157
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,880
Piece of trash on my forehead

1158
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,880
Fucking tattoo, piece of human

1159
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,880
Garbage on my forehead, I'll wear it fucking

1160
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,880
Proudly, motherfucker

1161
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,880
Listen, I'm not a Biden supporter and I'm not a Trump supporter

1162
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,880
I'm not going to vote for you

1163
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,880
You think I would vote for Kennedy

1164
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,880
I don't think you could wear that tattoo

1165
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,880
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. motherfucker

1166
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,880
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sucks cock

1167
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:18,880
I thought we all agreed that we liked him

1168
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,880
He seems like a guy that would suck dick for money

1169
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,880
Dude again, my opinions on this shit

1170
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,880
Are just so baseless

1171
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,880
The only thing I know about politics

1172
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,880
Is what I hear from you three

1173
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,880
And I'm sure

1174
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,880
A lot gets lost in that game of telephone

1175
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,880
Dude, I could only

1176
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,880
Take his voice for so long

1177
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,880
Tyler's throwing hundos

1178
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,880
Is this real money?

1179
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,880
Yeah, I got ten thousand from the bank

1180
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,880
I'm about to invest in Tesla

1181
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,880
Damn, let me get some of that

1182
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,880
Let me get some of that

1183
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,880
Damn, son

1184
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,880
We're taking a trip to nightmoves, boys

1185
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,880
One of those in the

1186
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,880
Slur jar, just for fun

1187
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,880
I wonder how far this is going to get you at nightmoves

1188
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:02,880
Probably not very far at all

1189
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,880
Now here's what we're going to do

1190
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,880
We're going to leave two of these fake hundos

1191
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,880
In the slur jar, so when we have guests

1192
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,880
We'll have them think that we're

1193
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,880
Like fucking, we have all this money

1194
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,880
Dude, you could do some serious pranks with this shit

1195
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,880
I don't know, I feel like if you

1196
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,880
I wonder how far though you could get

1197
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,880
You could get arrested for that shit

1198
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,880
Why? We probably would not get fooled

1199
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,880
No, if you fold one line It's fake money

1200
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,880
Well no, but I mean like, if you like

1201
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,880
Put this on the ground in the grocery store

1202
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,880
Like on a fishing string, right?

1203
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,880
So when he goes to grab it

1204
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,880
That's like what Impractical Jokers did that actually

1205
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,880
They actually did that, yeah

1206
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,880
It says promotion picture, he was only on it

1207
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,880
Yeah, but I mean dude, if I saw that

1208
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,880
I'm diving for it, that looks so real

1209
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,880
At like first glance

1210
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,880
That looks fucking real

1211
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,880
Dan just starts thinking about the

1212
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,880
Investments he can make

1213
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,880
That's all that's on his mind

1214
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,880
Go to your bank Dan

1215
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,880
Try to deposit that in your bank

1216
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,880
See what happens

1217
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,880
I'd get arrested dude

1218
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,880
Instantly, I mean it does look pretty

1219
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,880
Fucking real though

1220
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:06,880
It doesn't feel real though

1221
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,880
It doesn't smell real either

1222
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,880
And also with the $100 bills they got that reflective

1223
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,880
Strip in the middle, which like

1224
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,880
That's such a poor imitation of that

1225
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,880
That bill really only looks

1226
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,880
Somewhat realistic from afar

1227
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,880
I just watched a documentary about a guy

1228
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,880
Who was like the best

1229
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,880
Counterfeit in

1230
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,880
America

1231
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,880
And he like copied it almost exactly

1232
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,880
And so they got him to like testify

1233
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,880
And like the FBI like cut him a deal

1234
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,880
So they uh

1235
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,880
And now he makes money

1236
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,880
Wasn't that uh the fucking

1237
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,880
Catch Me If You Can with Leonardo DiCaprio

1238
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,880
I'm pretty sure that's what

1239
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,880
That's based off of

1240
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,880
He just counterfeited a shit load of stuff

1241
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,880
But he was also super charismatic and just talked

1242
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,880
His way into piloting planes

1243
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:52,880
Yeah that should tickle your two's autism

1244
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,880
Right there with the planes there

1245
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,880
It's a good

1246
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,880
I'm just saying, look it up

1247
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,880
Catch Me If You Can Leonardo DiCaprio

1248
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,880
Catch Me If You Can yeah

1249
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,880
Actually uh I don't know if I've seen that movie

1250
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:06,880
That's what he does, he counterfeits cash in it

1251
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,880
I think what you're telling me is the

1252
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,880
Story of that, I'm pretty sure the movie is based on a

1253
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,880
True story, you'll be wrong

1254
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,880
BASED

1255
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,880
In 1994 the Rangers

1256
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,880
Did lose game 4 and 5 and they were down

1257
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,880
3 to 2

1258
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:22,880
So they won the Stanley Cup

1259
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,880
That was a Tyler grown Dan

1260
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,880
I wanna fucking die

1261
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,880
No that's not what I was

1262
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,880
He's not like a counterfeiter of money but he is

1263
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,880
Like a white collar criminal

1264
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,880
Fucking Jordan Belfort

1265
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,880
No he did uh, that's what he did

1266
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:38,880
He faked checks

1267
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,880
He faked checks and he was really

1268
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,880
Fucking good at it

1269
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,880
Frank Abeguinal

1270
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,880
Yeah and he was in prison for a little bit and then he came back

1271
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,880
And he fucking worked for

1272
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,880
Whoever, showing them how he did it

1273
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,880
He's like

1274
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:54,880
Alright let's get to

1275
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,880
Our favorite game

1276
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,880
I gotta take a piss

1277
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,880
Alright, Alimak you take a piss

1278
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,880
Quick while

1279
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,880
Alimak takes a piss we're gonna talk about some stocks Dan

1280
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,880
What do you got this week?

1281
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,880
Well I went a little heavy on

1282
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,880
NVIDIA today

1283
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,880
And I broke my cardinal rule

1284
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:14,880
Of no short

1285
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,880
Term trading, right?

1286
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,880
Not intentionally short term trading

1287
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:20,880
Well you have unlimited trade so you can

1288
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,880
Potentially just short term trade

1289
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,880
But I don't think it's a good strategy

1290
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,880
I think, I think that's um

1291
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,880
I think it's a losers game if you

1292
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,880
Really don't know what you're doing

1293
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,880
It's also time consuming

1294
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,880
So what I did is I bought

1295
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:36,880
I only try and buy as much stock as

1296
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,880
I'm gonna keep forever, right? That's my rule

1297
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,880
So

1298
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,880
You buy as much as you wouldn't mind having forever

1299
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,880
In riding it out if the stock goes

1300
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,880
Up or down, if it goes up significantly

1301
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,880
You cash out, you take the money

1302
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,880
And if it goes down you win cause you

1303
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,880
Can buy some more, right?

1304
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,880
So you're winning either way

1305
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:56,880
But what I did is I bought like 8500

1306
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,880
Bucks in NVIDIA and I'm like

1307
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,880
Oh this sucker's going to the fucking moon, right?

1308
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,880
So I'm like, you know what? I'll throw on

1309
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,880
Another three shares of NVIDIA

1310
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,880
For day trading, right?

1311
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,880
Which I don't do, I'm not trying to be

1312
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,880
A day trader, right?

1313
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,880
So, that was Tyler

1314
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,880
So um

1315
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,880
Yeah so I'm like, I missed my point at which

1316
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,880
I wanted to sell cause I was out on a run

1317
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,880
And I came back and I missed

1318
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,880
I wanted to sell it at $150

1319
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,880
So I came back and it was like $142

1320
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,880
I'm like, or you know

1321
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,880
$1142, and I'm like yeah

1322
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,880
It'll go back up and it fucking

1323
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,880
Plummeted, so I had

1324
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,880
I had like $3500

1325
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,880
Extra of shares that I

1326
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,880
Only intended for day trading

1327
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,880
That I didn't want to keep long term

1328
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,880
Sometimes you just gotta be patient, like

1329
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,880
You just gotta wait for it to go back up

1330
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,880
Yeah but the other thing you can do is

1331
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:48,880
Just, if you see that it's plummeting

1332
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:50,880
You can cash out and then

1333
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,880
Buy it back when it's at a lower price

1334
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:54,880
Right, so you don't know when that lower price

1335
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,880
Is gonna go back up

1336
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:58,880
Right, but I mean NVIDIA is a pretty

1337
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:00,880
Safe bet, you know, that it's gonna

1338
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,880
Go, it's doing a split in like a week

1339
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,880
Here, um so

1340
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,880
You know, if it's plummeting

1341
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,880
Why not just step out, let it fall

1342
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,880
$30 and then pick it back up

1343
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,880
So that's what I did, I stepped out

1344
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:14,880
But I'm actually, as soon as it

1345
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,880
Rolls over to midnight, I'm gonna put

1346
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,880
Not $12,000 on it, I'm gonna

1347
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:20,880
Just, I'm gonna take it easy

1348
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:22,880
I'm gonna put $6500, I don't

1349
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,880
Mind having that forever. Alright, five minutes

1350
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,880
From now at midnight, Dan's gonna put a

1351
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,880
$6,000 investment

1352
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,880
On what, NVIDIA? Yeah, we'll do

1353
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,880
It live. Is it going back up or is it

1354
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,880
Going down still? Well

1355
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,880
Right now it's a, it's pretty

1356
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,880
Much, you can

1357
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,880
You can guess looking at the charts that it's at

1358
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,880
It's baseline of where it really should be

1359
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,880
Alright, time for Jeopardy

1360
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,880
Oh, $1,094

1361
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,880
Yeah, probably go back up, right?

1362
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,880
Yeah, so, and dude, even if

1363
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,880
If I buy $6,000

1364
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:54,880
Of it, and

1365
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,880
It goes down to

1366
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,880
You know, $1070

1367
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,880
Or it goes down

1368
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,880
I'm rooting for you

1369
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:04,880
I'm not worried about it, cause I'm gonna ride it out

1370
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:06,880
And I know it's going to the moon in the future

1371
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,880
So no more short-term trading

1372
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,880
I've gotten burned twice on short-term

1373
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,880
Trading, so

1374
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,880
Because what happens is you get greedy

1375
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,880
And you say, oh, I'm gonna wait until it hits a certain

1376
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,880
Number, and then

1377
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,880
Yeah, you don't catch it all at the right time

1378
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,880
And the bottom just falls out and you're done

1379
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,880
It's stupid, it's stupid

1380
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,880
So you just buy it at a good price like it is now

1381
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,880
And ride it up

1382
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,880
Sell it when you make

1383
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,880
A certain amount of money that you want to make

1384
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,880
Yeah, I'm just gonna do that with my penny stocks, just fucking sell them

1385
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:36,880
When I can get money. You're not Jordan Belfort, Casey

1386
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:38,880
Anyway

1387
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,880
You're not, right?

1388
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,880
Casey, do you have a vape?

1389
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,880
Mayhaps

1390
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,880
Such a fucking fiend

1391
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,880
Tyler, I'm fucking rooting for you

1392
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:50,880
Tonight, alright?

1393
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:52,880
I'm not, I'm not winning this one

1394
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,880
AliMax

1395
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,880
A little cross, surprise, surprise

1396
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,880
My name's Alex Trebek, I'm here with your

1397
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,880
Seven-time winner

1398
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,880
Damn, the stock man

1399
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:04,880
Got your

1400
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,880
Two-time winner, Bados

1401
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,880
The DOSO

1402
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,880
Nineteen-time winner

1403
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,880
Tyler

1404
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,880
Looking for the big two-oh

1405
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:16,880
He looks dead right now

1406
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,880
Tyler, are you too dead?

1407
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,880
Are you too dead to get your 20th win today?

1408
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,880
I'm rooting for you

1409
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,880
You can't give up on me here, dude

1410
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:26,880
You're gonna give it to these motherfuckers?

1411
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,880
See, if the Rangers won

1412
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,880
You'd be like, fuck yeah AliMax

1413
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,880
Let's fucking go

1414
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:34,880
No, I get fucking corpse Tyler

1415
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,880
Alright, let's go

1416
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,880
Alright, let's go

1417
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,880
And guess it's between you and me then

1418
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:42,880
Fuck

1419
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,880
Alright, the categories today are

1420
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,880
Songs named after girls

1421
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,880
Songs named after girls

1422
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,880
Leonardo DiCaprio movies

1423
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,880
Oh shit

1424
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,880
I am the highway

1425
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:56,880
Retro games

1426
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,880
Vice

1427
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:00,880
Damn, dude, I've been loving that game

1428
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,880
Vice President

1429
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,880
And reality TV

1430
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:06,880
Vice President is a watch

1431
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,880
Daniel

1432
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,880
Daniel won last time

1433
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,880
I think we'll go with

1434
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,880
Classic

1435
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,880
Retro video games

1436
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:18,880
Retro games for 200

1437
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,880
This popular Atari

1438
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,880
Racing game was the number one arcade

1439
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:24,880
Game in both

1440
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,880
Pole position

1441
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,880
1983 and 1984

1442
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,880
You beat me to it

1443
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,880
That was a good question

1444
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,880
I fucking knew it, I was waiting

1445
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:36,880
I sat too long

1446
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,880
Come on, Tyler

1447
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,880
Get by the mic here

1448
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,880
Tyler, wake up

1449
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:44,880
Tyler, hit the smelling salt

1450
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,880
Hit that smelling salt

1451
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,880
Hit that fucking smelling salt, boy

1452
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,880
I'm not tired of that

1453
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,880
Stop, it's okay to feel sad sometimes

1454
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,880
Yeah, it's dance pick

1455
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:56,880
Alright, retro video games

1456
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,880
400

1457
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,880
While controlling a starship

1458
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,880
Players must avoid flying enemies

1459
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,880
And projectiles

1460
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,880
Asteroids

1461
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:08,880
Yep

1462
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,880
What? Flying enemies and projectiles

1463
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,880
What is Galaga?

1464
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,880
Yes, 1981

1465
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,880
Namco

1466
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,880
Ali Max, alright

1467
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,880
1981

1468
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,880
Namco game

1469
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:23,880
Ali Max

1470
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,880
I knew it, I was going to guess asteroids too

1471
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,880
Yeah, that's what I would have said

1472
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,880
I didn't mean to buzz it

1473
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,880
Hold up, hold up

1474
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,880
Before you ask, let it clear

1475
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,880
600

1476
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,880
Alright, this Soviet created puzzle

1477
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,880
game released today

1478
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,880
Fuck

1479
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,880
I heard it

1480
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,880
We all buzzed in

1481
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,880
Holy shit

1482
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,880
Releasing the 84 features players

1483
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,880
Lining up tetrominoes

1484
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,880
It's tetrominoes, but

1485
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,880
Okay

1486
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,880
Female songs

1487
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,880
Songs named after girls

1488
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,880
For 200

1489
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,880
Daily Double

1490
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,880
You can wager up to

1491
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:07,880
1000

1492
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,880
600

1493
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,880
Risking 200

1494
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,880
Alright

1495
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,880
She doesn't have to put on a red light

1496
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:21,880
Or sell her body to the night

1497
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:23,880
What is Roxanne?

1498
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,880
Damn

1499
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,880
Songs female

1500
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:29,880
You don't have to put on a red light

1501
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,880
That is a great song

1502
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,880
For 400

1503
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,880
This girl

1504
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,880
What the fuck is going on?

1505
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,880
400, this girl has perhaps

1506
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,880
The most memorable phone number

1507
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,880
In America

1508
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,880
Who's Jenny?

1509
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,880
8675309

1510
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,880
I was picked

1511
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,880
Songs

1512
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,880
600, she's got me on my knees

1513
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,880
If she could only ease my worried mind

1514
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,880
Fuck no

1515
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:05,880
I can't match it to a song

1516
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,880
I can't connect the dots, it sounds so familiar

1517
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:09,880
Who's Leila?

1518
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,880
Leila

1519
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,880
You got me on my knees

1520
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,880
Leila

1521
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:17,880
I can't connect it that way

1522
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,880
It's the monotone delivery for Casey

1523
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,880
My brain isn't capable of connecting

1524
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,880
I need the rhythm

1525
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,880
I didn't even know that's what he said

1526
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,880
It's right here, boy

1527
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:29,880
Songs

1528
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,880
Songs for 800

1529
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,880
I'm not dumb but I don't understand

1530
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,880
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man

1531
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,880
I don't know

1532
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,880
I don't know

1533
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,880
And it's going to piss me off

1534
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,880
Because I bet I do know it

1535
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,880
I think I know the band, I don't know the song

1536
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:47,880
Who is Lola?

1537
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,880
We got Leila and Lola

1538
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,880
Tyler's back

1539
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,880
We'll fucking finish off songs

1540
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,880
For a thousand, she might take your man

1541
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,880
Just because she can

1542
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,880
Who is Jolene?

1543
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:07,880
Oh Dolly!

1544
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,880
How did I not get ya?

1545
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,880
Oh my god

1546
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:13,880
I'm a traitor to you Dolly Parton

1547
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,880
You know our Bicaprio movies? I am the highway

1548
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,880
Retro games, vice presidents, reality tv

1549
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,880
We'll do I am the highway

1550
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,880
What does that mean?

1551
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:23,880
The highway for 200

1552
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,880
Dan double

1553
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,880
We got 1200

1554
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,880
What's everybody else got?

1555
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,880
Ali Max got 400, Dan's got 200

1556
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:33,880
We're getting slaughtered

1557
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,880
I am rooting for you

1558
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,880
No we're not

1559
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,880
Tyler woke up

1560
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:45,880
Who is Interstate traveling from Seattle Washington to Boston, Massachusetts?

1561
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,880
Oh

1562
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,880
I wish I could answer this

1563
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,880
You're going to be mad at yourself if you don't get this

1564
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,880
You definitely do know it

1565
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:55,880
I don't think it's Route 66

1566
01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:57,880
I think it's uh

1567
01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,880
Is it uh, wait a minute

1568
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,880
Is it Interstate?

1569
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:03,880
Is it Route 69?

1570
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:05,880
Uh

1571
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:07,880
What is I-90?

1572
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:09,880
Oh

1573
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,880
Good shit

1574
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,880
I know you would have

1575
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:15,880
I know you would have checked out if you got that wrong

1576
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,880
So I'm glad you got it right, good shit

1577
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:19,880
I'm glad you're awake

1578
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,880
Tyler's pick

1579
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,880
Fucking highways for

1580
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,880
400? Portions of this

1581
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:27,880
European highway have no speed limit

1582
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:29,880
What is the autobahn?

1583
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:31,880
That was two

1584
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:33,880
Oh Ali Max

1585
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:35,880
Ali Max

1586
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:37,880
I'm a little overconfident there

1587
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,880
I did know that one

1588
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,880
Keep it going

1589
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,880
600, this famous non-Interstate highway runs from Chicago to Los Angeles

1590
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:49,880
Tyler

1591
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:51,880
Oh actually he really didn't

1592
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,880
He didn't hit that

1593
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,880
Oh you gotta answer buddy, you buzzed in

1594
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:57,880
Route 66, I don't know

1595
01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,880
Route 66

1596
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:01,880
Damn

1597
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,880
I knew that's what you were going to do

1598
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,880
I hope it is but I'm worried

1599
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,880
I actually didn't mean to hit that but I'm like

1600
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,880
I guess Route 66

1601
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,880
Tyler's pick

1602
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,880
Fucking homosexuals for 6000

1603
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:15,880
I don't know what that is

1604
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,880
Highways?

1605
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,880
For 800, this north-south Interstate

1606
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,880
Will take you from Bangor, Maine

1607
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,880
What is uh, US Route 1?

1608
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,880
This north-south Interstate

1609
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,880
Will take you from Bangor, Maine

1610
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,880
Miami, Florida

1611
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,880
I think I know it

1612
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:37,880
But I'm not confident enough

1613
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,880
It is I-95

1614
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,880
Oh shit

1615
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,880
I was going to say 87 too

1616
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,880
And I figured it was something else

1617
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,880
Tyler's pick

1618
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,880
For 1000

1619
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,880
This is the lonely road that Billy Joe Armstrong

1620
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,880
Sang about in 2004

1621
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:59,880
What is the boulevard of broken glass?

1622
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,880
Damn

1623
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,880
Fuck me, I should have known that Billy

1624
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,880
I should have known that Billy dude

1625
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,880
Fuck you, Corse banquet

1626
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:09,880
Tyler's pick

1627
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,880
We got Leonardo DiCaprio movies

1628
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,880
Retro games, Vice Presidents, Reality TV

1629
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,880
How do you do Reality TV?

1630
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,880
200, this reality series was

1631
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,880
Which first aired in 2000

1632
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,880
Features groups of strangers teaming up on tribes

1633
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:25,880
In a remote location

1634
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:27,880
What a survivor

1635
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,880
And a top prize of a million dollars

1636
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:31,880
Ali Mac

1637
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,880
Keep it going

1638
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,880
400

1639
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:37,880
DJ Pauly D was on the series that ran

1640
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:39,880
Who's the Jersey Shore?

1641
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,880
Dan's

1642
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:45,880
Let's do

1643
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:47,880
Retro games

1644
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:49,880
This is 800

1645
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:51,880
This 1990 Nintendo puzzle game

1646
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:53,880
Combines Super Mario with Tetris

1647
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:55,880
What the fuck?

1648
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,880
What is Dr. Mario?

1649
01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,880
Fuck!

1650
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,880
I was a split second behind you

1651
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:03,880
I buzzed in right after him

1652
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,880
Motherfucker dude

1653
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:07,880
What's the scores that we got?

1654
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,880
Tyler's got 30

1655
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:11,880
That was in the same bar that my dad went to that had Galaga

1656
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,880
That's why I got that one

1657
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,880
Dr. Mario's on the other end of the bar

1658
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,880
Tyler's got 3800

1659
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,880
Ali Mac's got 1000

1660
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:21,880
Dan's got negative 200

1661
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,880
How much does Tyler have?

1662
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:25,880
3800

1663
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,880
Go for the negative one

1664
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,880
That's close

1665
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:31,880
Tyler's back

1666
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,880
For a thousand

1667
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,880
This 1996 game was the first of the

1668
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:37,880
Super Mario series that features

1669
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:39,880
What is Super Mario 64?

1670
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,880
Yes it is

1671
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,880
No

1672
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:45,880
It's 96

1673
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:47,880
It is?

1674
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:49,880
It was a 3D graphics

1675
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:51,880
It was 1996?

1676
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:53,880
The only other Mario game that came out in 96

1677
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,880
Was All Stars

1678
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,880
Yeah that was the big one

1679
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,880
I fucking

1680
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,880
We got Leonardo DiCaprio

1681
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,880
Vice Presidents and Reality TV

1682
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,880
I'll do Reality TV

1683
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,880
Wait till it clears

1684
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,880
For 600

1685
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:11,880
This A&A series first aired

1686
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,880
In 2016 and features volunteers

1687
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,880
Who are incarcerated in the American

1688
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:17,880
Prison system

1689
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:19,880
Oh yeah

1690
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,880
Reality TV

1691
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:23,880
You know I was rooting for you Tyler

1692
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:25,880
But Dan even with your fucking

1693
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,880
Chains and shit

1694
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:29,880
Like I'm hoping for you on

1695
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,880
The negative one here

1696
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,880
The name of this series is a

1697
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:35,880
Reference to George Orwell's 1984

1698
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,880
And features contestants being

1699
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,880
Monitored

1700
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:41,880
24-7

1701
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,880
For 3 months

1702
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,880
What the fuck is this? Am I in 5th grade right now?

1703
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:47,880
Tyler

1704
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:49,880
What the fuck

1705
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,880
What a runaway Tyler's thick

1706
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,880
Is there anymore

1707
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,880
Yes Reality TV for 1000

1708
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:57,880
This series

1709
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,880
Airing since 2013

1710
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:01,880
Features pairs of survivalists

1711
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,880
Meeting for the first time without cry

1712
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,880
What is Naked and Afraid?

1713
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:07,880
Out of the negative

1714
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:09,880
And now I'm going back in

1715
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,880
Dan you got Leonardo DiCaprio

1716
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,880
Dude if you go on a run

1717
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:15,880
You can catch up to him we just need to get

1718
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,880
Within half of him because then if we go all in

1719
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:19,880
He's fucked

1720
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:21,880
Leonardo DiCaprio movies and vice versa

1721
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,880
Leonardo DiCaprio movies

1722
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,880
200

1723
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:27,880
Leo's character's firm in this film

1724
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,880
Is called Stratton Oakmont

1725
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:31,880
In this film

1726
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,880
Oh Dan come on Dan

1727
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,880
I thought you were going to ask what the firm was

1728
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:37,880
I forgot it was the name of the movie

1729
01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:39,880
I was thinking of firm like a dick

1730
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,880
I was confused

1731
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,880
400

1732
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,880
Leo cut open his palm smashing a glass

1733
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:47,880
To this movie but it was kept in the final cut

1734
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:49,880
Fuck

1735
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:51,880
Fuck

1736
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:53,880
We're going in Tarantino territory

1737
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:55,880
We were literally talking about this

1738
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,880
Fucking movie earlier

1739
01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,880
Come on spit it out Casey

1740
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,880
Next one I got this

1741
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,880
600 Leo plays an eccentric

1742
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,880
Millionaire in this film set in 1922

1743
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,880
Fucking

1744
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,880
What the fuck is that

1745
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,880
I could have fucking

1746
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,880
Came within reach I'm not buzzing

1747
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,880
Why am I fucking buzzing

1748
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,880
Tyler's pick

1749
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,880
800 Leo plays

1750
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:21,880
John

1751
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,880
What is the Titanic

1752
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,880
Please the Titanic

1753
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,880
Sorry

1754
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:29,880
Leo plays

1755
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,880
Johnny Depp's mentally challenged brother

1756
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,880
In this 1993 film

1757
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:35,880
Oh fuck oh I know this

1758
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:37,880
Fuck 1993

1759
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,880
Oh no

1760
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,880
Oh what have I done

1761
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,880
Those Adwords scissor hands

1762
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,880
Did you really love it

1763
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:47,880
Those Adwords scissor hands

1764
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,880
Wait oh you came in

1765
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:51,880
No then I didn't it was him

1766
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:53,880
Oh my god you saved me

1767
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:55,880
Hold on

1768
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:57,880
What else was Johnny Depp

1769
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:59,880
I fucking

1770
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:01,880
I'm going for the negative dude

1771
01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,880
No you didn't

1772
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,880
I don't know

1773
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,880
What was born before the July

1774
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,880
No

1775
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,880
I was going to say fucking

1776
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:13,880
Shutter Island but that was like

1777
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:15,880
2010s

1778
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,880
What's eating Gilbert Grape

1779
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,880
Oh I almost had that

1780
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,880
It was on the tip of your tongue

1781
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:23,880
Is there anymore Leos

1782
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,880
We'll finish off Leo then

1783
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:27,880
1000

1784
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,880
Leo plays aviation tycoon

1785
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:35,880
2004 biopic

1786
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:37,880
I don't even have a fake answer

1787
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,880
I have no idea

1788
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:41,880
Anyone

1789
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,880
That wasn't me

1790
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,880
The Aviator

1791
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,880
Oh

1792
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:49,880
No I was not ringing a bell

1793
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,880
You got vice presidents

1794
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:53,880
That's it

1795
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:55,880
Not one of them was satanic

1796
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,880
What the fuck is that

1797
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,880
I thought you were laughing

1798
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:01,880
Because you were about to be

1799
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:03,880
I was so fucking

1800
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,880
Oh my god

1801
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,880
Vice presidents for a thousand

1802
01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:09,880
For a thousand

1803
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:11,880
You got

1804
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,880
7400

1805
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,880
What does everybody else have

1806
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:17,880
We don't even have the opposite

1807
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:19,880
Ali back has a thousand

1808
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:21,880
Dan has negative 1600

1809
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:23,880
I'll bet

1810
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:25,880
Just watch

1811
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:27,880
Who got shot and killed his friend in a hunting accident in 2006

1812
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:29,880
What is dick shady

1813
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:31,880
Oh yeah

1814
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:33,880
Got 200

1815
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,880
I could have got that

1816
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:37,880
Are you fucking kidding me

1817
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:39,880
That's the daily double

1818
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:41,880
On vice presidents are you joking

1819
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:43,880
We'll do 200

1820
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,880
The first vice president

1821
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,880
Who is Herbert Hoover

1822
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,880
That's not right

1823
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,880
Fuck

1824
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:53,880
Who is Joe Biden

1825
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:55,880
Who is Joe Biden

1826
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,880
Oh shit

1827
01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,880
The negative thing

1828
01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:01,880
The first

1829
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,880
Who is Fidel Roosevelt

1830
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,880
It's definitely Kamala

1831
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,880
It's gotta be Kamala dude

1832
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,880
The first vice president

1833
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,880
Who is Kamala Harris

1834
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,880
The first vice president

1835
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,880
Who went on to later become

1836
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,880
The second president

1837
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:19,880
Who is

1838
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:21,880
Lincoln

1839
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,880
The first vice president

1840
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:27,880
The first vice president

1841
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,880
George W. Bush

1842
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,880
The negative is closed

1843
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,880
The first vice president

1844
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:35,880
Who later went on to become

1845
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:37,880
The second president

1846
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:39,880
Who is the fucking second

1847
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:41,880
President

1848
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:47,880
Who is the second

1849
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:49,880
President

1850
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,820
Anyone John Adams

1851
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:00,800
Still why risk the points guys

1852
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:07,220
400 became president after the assassination of JFK in 1963

1853
01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:10,120
Johnson oh yeah

1854
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:14,440
LBJ Tyler actually never mind

1855
01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:21,960
I Tyler actually it was I it was on one I know

1856
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,400
My game

1857
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:31,760
600 for vice president plenty of opportunities to answer questions incorrectly

1858
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:41,960
I was yeah, and that's why I was trying to give that back to you this vice president took over after Richard Nixon resigned in

1859
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:45,360
1974 oh god who is Gerald Ford yes?

1860
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,480
Wow

1861
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:51,720
In stride you started talking before you buzzed in oh

1862
01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:57,840
God and then buzzed in yeah vice presidents for 800 Casey you got that vape though

1863
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:04,720
After Lincoln's assassination this president was inaugurated and left to deal with the reconstruction after the Civil War

1864
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,720
Oh, he did an awful job

1865
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:10,760
Oh, I know

1866
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:17,680
Fuck is John Tyler

1867
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:30,720
Who is Barack Obama I did not buzz in who is Andrew Johnson never heard of him

1868
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:36,880
So what's the scores Tyler's got 6800 Ali max got 1000

1869
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:39,440
Dan's got

1870
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,760
negative

1871
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:45,340
2600 you say you play bad when when we root for you, and then you do this

1872
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:50,480
This is all that fucking hatred from the Rangers losing coming out

1873
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:57,280
I know it is you just locked in you're like whatever time to ruin fucking Alex and Dan's night fuck these guys

1874
01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:59,680
Join me in my depression dicks

1875
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:05,760
Tyler I want you to bet at least 5800 just so we have a game going

1876
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:11,320
Tyler you gotta bet at least 5800. That's true. We have final jeopardy. Yes

1877
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:16,620
Yeah, that would be that would be such a pussy move if you didn't care I fucking

1878
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:20,400
I

1879
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:26,260
Want a 6800 dog bet from you Tyler. What's the fucking what's the what's the category math?

1880
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:29,240
fuck that I

1881
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:31,240
Suck it man

1882
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:33,600
Math is my worst subject

1883
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,880
I'm actually buying stocks

1884
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:57,360
You got your bet Dan. Oh, yeah, I should be doing that huh?

1885
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:02,960
So we're fucking like whatever the fuck you were

1886
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:08,560
Dan similar to Mormons. Oh, yeah, I was actually thinking about starting

1887
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:11,120
I'm actually Jw

1888
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:15,960
X Mormon group where we like get together and play soccer and make food and

1889
01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:20,560
Share our traumas each other. Yeah. Yeah trauma bond

1890
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,200
It's probably some hot Mormon checks

1891
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:29,980
They're all like blonde and like fucking like normal spongebob looking motherfuckers. Yeah, I'll take it

1892
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:34,520
Dude you got it you got it man. You got your bet

1893
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:40,280
Oh, there's some fucking ex Mormon chicks out there that are probably like so sex like deprived that they just want to fuck anything

1894
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:45,440
Oh, dude, I'm sure I'm sure because they were like the third wife so they never got any

1895
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:52,760
But yeah, I don't want to get married I don't want a relationship

1896
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:58,820
I just want sex meet me to buy a 2.7 miles away. Yeah, cuz they're all sexually repressed

1897
01:34:58,820 --> 01:35:06,340
Let's see 6500 on new video. All right, we got the wagers the question is

1898
01:35:07,340 --> 01:35:10,060
This is the square root of 121

1899
01:35:12,140 --> 01:35:14,860
What the square root of 121

1900
01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,340
Can you tell me if there's a decimal involved

1901
01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:26,940
Or is it a whole number

1902
01:35:26,940 --> 01:35:28,940
Or is it a whole number?

1903
01:35:29,700 --> 01:35:32,340
Yeah, is it a whole number is it that's the whole number

1904
01:35:34,460 --> 01:35:36,460
Sure, I'm sure

1905
01:35:38,460 --> 01:35:40,460
But I'm not be fucking with me here dude

1906
01:35:42,060 --> 01:35:47,060
Well, I can only be one thing if you know the one before it and after

1907
01:35:49,580 --> 01:35:51,580
That makes any sense

1908
01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:53,580
Oh

1909
01:35:55,820 --> 01:36:03,080
Wait hold up I might be dreaming the whole number that's why I'll go

1910
01:36:07,140 --> 01:36:09,500
No, that can't be right though, right

1911
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:16,660
It's a whole number are you is this are you being so I already put my answer I'm gonna check

1912
01:36:16,660 --> 01:36:21,500
Is there's no decimal point here with a decimal place

1913
01:36:22,340 --> 01:36:26,380
All right. You got to give me another minute here. I'm kind of a little retarded. Yeah

1914
01:36:27,060 --> 01:36:29,060
I'm a little stupid though

1915
01:36:29,060 --> 01:36:35,060
I got it wrong

1916
01:36:40,580 --> 01:36:45,540
It's not ten times ten it's not twelve times twelve

1917
01:36:48,140 --> 01:36:50,140
There's a number in between

1918
01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:55,980
What is 69 Oh

1919
01:36:55,980 --> 01:36:57,980
Oh

1920
01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:02,220
You've got a thousand he's down to 5800

1921
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:05,340
I think max says what is 11?

1922
01:37:06,140 --> 01:37:08,140
That's correct. Oh

1923
01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:15,500
I will let the record show that before you made your wise-ass comment. I did already submit my answer

1924
01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:21,740
I did rightfully get the correct answer there. He but double squared my money BBY. I'm betting it all

1925
01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:26,100
No, it's the last BBY mean it's it's baby beautiful

1926
01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:29,100
But for some reason it fucking capitalized it with autocorrect

1927
01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:32,800
But no look at the last text that was you saying I doubled your money

1928
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:37,100
That's not as a double my money and square it

1929
01:37:37,980 --> 01:37:41,980
Ali max got 2000. I mean I said square it but I guess

1930
01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:48,340
I guess we'll just leave that part out for the record that loophole was not closed. That was a positive win

1931
01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:52,420
I squared my money. You never said I couldn't do that. But whatever

1932
01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:55,860
I'm playing this game under protest. That should be a rightful win. I

1933
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:59,000
Feel the alley back dance at 11

1934
01:37:59,620 --> 01:38:02,340
He bet negative 100 million

1935
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:07,580
So Dan has negative 100 million 2600

1936
01:38:08,820 --> 01:38:10,980
And with 5800 Tyler wins

1937
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:14,980
Almost had that one. I don't know

1938
01:38:14,980 --> 01:38:20,780
I think the positive loophole should have gave me the victory there because you really and not to mention on

1939
01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:26,380
My attempt at the negative win. So you gave it to Dan and then you told me after the end

1940
01:38:26,380 --> 01:38:31,860
I was actually debating whether to give it to you. What you do. You said double squared. I didn't understand that

1941
01:38:31,860 --> 01:38:38,340
Maybe I explained it to you. There's context if you said 2000 squared. I might have taken that

1942
01:38:38,340 --> 01:38:43,140
No, you are such a degenerate

1943
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:47,620
Proligates like you belong on a cross

1944
01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:55,980
You know that one Tyler you're the first in the league. You're the domination of the league 20th win

1945
01:38:57,340 --> 01:38:59,340
number 20

1946
01:38:59,340 --> 01:39:08,820
The trolling these wastes almost makes you wish for a nuclear winner. Thank God. I

1947
01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:12,140
Did I watched all day it was phenomenal

1948
01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:20,820
You got to step up to the mic dude

1949
01:39:22,900 --> 01:39:26,380
Get your word you're saying yeah Lucy Lucy kind of game

1950
01:39:26,380 --> 01:39:31,860
Alright, so for the record for the people who can't hear Tyler's talking about the fallout TV show for the record Tyler wins

1951
01:39:32,380 --> 01:39:36,980
For the record alley-mack one Casey just can't understand basic math

1952
01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:45,900
But yeah saying square my score, please. I'm betting it all Lucy Lucy had like those weird like fucking bug eyes

1953
01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:48,700
Going on

1954
01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:53,700
She did it kind of bothered me. But the one thing I will say is that you got Bethesda

1955
01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:58,140
you got this company that's just honestly been so greedy within the past like

1956
01:39:58,980 --> 01:40:04,460
Seven years now. Yeah, and then they just released this TV show out of nowhere. I had the lowest

1957
01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:10,140
Expectations, so did I yeah heard it was good and I was like fine, but then they showed New Vegas at the end

1958
01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:18,160
Yeah, and then everybody's getting fucking all they're getting their panties in a bunch about the timeline got twisted and it didn't it didn't

1959
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:23,500
There's a whole funny sands like that wasn't that wasn't the there's nothing saying that was the Prydwin though

1960
01:40:23,500 --> 01:40:27,340
They had plenty of them. Yeah, but still they think they said at the end

1961
01:40:27,340 --> 01:40:31,460
It was a pretty when I looked up I looked up things and they said that seeing Robert House at the end of the show

1962
01:40:31,460 --> 01:40:36,260
It was pretty fucking cool. What's that Robert House? Yeah, he was the one sitting in front of the Rob Co thing was he?

1963
01:40:36,260 --> 01:40:39,700
Yeah, no shit. I didn't have the same voice actor, but he sounded similar

1964
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:45,900
Oh because like when I like when I saw that I thought they were going no fucking idea what's going on right now

1965
01:40:45,900 --> 01:40:48,100
I thought they were going for like a Robert House type thing

1966
01:40:48,100 --> 01:40:53,100
But I'm like I'm like I know New Vegas is gonna be the fucking second season always wins, buddy

1967
01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:55,100
I'm a fucking NCR boy

1968
01:40:56,940 --> 01:41:02,300
Wildcard NCR or house house wants to go to space. He's just like the fucking he's like

1969
01:41:02,460 --> 01:41:09,020
Yeah, he's the eline musk of the the apocalypse you'd like mr. House. I don't like you'd be a fucking

1970
01:41:09,020 --> 01:41:11,020
He's too idealistic and fucking cruel

1971
01:41:11,700 --> 01:41:13,700
Fuckin man the NCI

1972
01:41:14,420 --> 01:41:16,420
Sometimes you got to go for the greater good

1973
01:41:16,420 --> 01:41:20,620
But all the all things being said even with their weird bug eyes, I would fuck Lucy

1974
01:41:20,620 --> 01:41:26,940
I just like the one thing where it's the dude who obviously there's no sex education or anything, and he just makes the thing he's like

1975
01:41:27,580 --> 01:41:31,660
She's like hey. Do you want to do you want to have sex? He's like what?

1976
01:41:32,260 --> 01:41:34,260
He's like you mean with my with my cock

1977
01:41:35,660 --> 01:41:37,660
And then she's like well

1978
01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:44,060
Yeah, he's like yeah, it gets all big. Yeah, it gets big like a pimple sometimes and then it explodes

1979
01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:49,500
She's like it was weird, but at the same time. It's like you have this chick who comes from a vault where it's like

1980
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:50,340
like

1981
01:41:50,340 --> 01:41:55,620
Procreation is like the biggest fucking deal and then you have this guy who has never been taught anything

1982
01:41:55,620 --> 01:42:00,740
They grew up in the wasteland, and that's like his genuine like things to say about that, and it's just goes

1983
01:42:00,740 --> 01:42:05,660
Well, that's you know now. You mean that would be a good thing. That's kind of what happened

1984
01:42:05,660 --> 01:42:08,860
That's what that's what's supposed to happen. It was funny. I liked it a lot

1985
01:42:08,860 --> 01:42:13,740
I thought that it was it was really good at fan. I love the ghoul the ghoul was my favorite dude

1986
01:42:13,740 --> 01:42:16,020
That's just fucking out. What's his name fucking?

1987
01:42:16,020 --> 01:42:20,700
That actor is just one Walton Goggins. Yes, just these phenomenal

1988
01:42:21,100 --> 01:42:25,400
He was the he's the guy that's in a couple Tarantino movies. Yeah, um yeah

1989
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:27,820
He's in a hateful eight, and he's in Django, too

1990
01:42:27,820 --> 01:42:32,960
Yeah, but I just say dude. He's just a fucking like as the ghoul that was such a fucking sick character

1991
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:38,900
I always loved him after Django when him and Sam L Jackson after he's a confederate soldier

1992
01:42:38,900 --> 01:42:42,860
and then fucking Sam L Jackson's character is a fucking like a

1993
01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:49,380
Union hero yeah, and they fucking hate one another and then they're just hanging that fin do it at the end

1994
01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:54,340
They're hanging the chick at the end that shit was awesome. That's it. That's a great movie. I love the fucking

1995
01:42:55,060 --> 01:42:57,060
Throw your weapon up

1996
01:42:58,420 --> 01:43:00,420
Throw up your other weapon

1997
01:43:02,420 --> 01:43:05,520
He's definitely some bitches always got another good

1998
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:13,120
The other one dude that movie was stat fucking Kurt Russell's in there too. Oh, yeah fucking I was told that you had yeah

1999
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:16,120
Fucking I was told that you had yeah

2000
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:19,880
Lincoln letter

2001
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:22,240
Brother

2002
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:24,240
Extended version on Netflix

2003
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:31,480
Yeah, that's good. So I took it off now, but did you know like Kurt Russell actually smashed that guitar? Yeah?

2004
01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:38,960
He did actually like a hundred thousand dollar guitar. Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? I fucking love Kurt Russell man. He's awesome

2005
01:43:40,520 --> 01:43:42,600
He's a fucking great her Brooks I

2006
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:45,000
Yes, yes

2007
01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:49,960
He is I thought that the one dude in fucking I was wondering why I like playing as Adler in

2008
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:54,800
Call of Duty blackout Cold War, and I connected the dots he looks identical

2009
01:43:55,760 --> 01:44:00,660
No, he's not but he looked like he looks like her Brooks from fucking miracle

2010
01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:04,080
He looks like Kurt Russell. I was like I that's why I like

2011
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:12,420
Miracle on ice let's let's flame your girlfriend for a second for never watching fucking me or I will flame her but at the same

2012
01:44:12,420 --> 01:44:19,080
Time she had like the perfect reaction to it. So so for those of for those who are listening god

2013
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:24,560
Help you but regardless if you're listening my girlfriend has never seen miracle on ice

2014
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:26,940
She didn't think that it was real or any there have I

2015
01:44:26,940 --> 01:44:34,100
Say are you fucking kidding me? I've never seen that stupid fucking movie. It's a great movie. You're just degenerate

2016
01:44:34,780 --> 01:44:36,780
Yeah, it's like

2017
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:42,540
Like the the Kurt Russell miracle on ice movie. Yeah, I was fucking kidding

2018
01:44:42,540 --> 01:44:49,700
How have you not fucking seen this movie Dan the fucking one character looks like fucking beep is fucking dead-on

2019
01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:56,900
Yeah, but no it was just cool because the whole throughout the whole movie because it is an unbelievable story

2020
01:44:56,900 --> 01:45:02,980
And she was like wait this actually happened like no and every time she would bring up some or ability

2021
01:45:02,980 --> 01:45:07,980
You're telling me he's the guy who scored the goal that won against Russia the main character the captain. It was like yes

2022
01:45:08,460 --> 01:45:10,700
Like your is he only scored that mic

2023
01:45:11,540 --> 01:45:18,700
Which is a way so like Russia's team actually came over here and beat like the NHL guys who make a ton of money and then

2024
01:45:18,700 --> 01:45:23,460
You're telling me a team of college kids beat Russia like the best team in the world

2025
01:45:23,460 --> 01:45:30,900
It's like yes, like it's fucking during the Cold War like it was just insane for a sec for a second

2026
01:45:30,900 --> 01:45:33,980
I was like, oh, yeah. No, I've seen this but then I was like, oh no, that was the Mighty Ducks

2027
01:45:35,020 --> 01:45:37,020
It was made by Disney though

2028
01:45:37,020 --> 01:45:44,060
You bitch Dan, no, no, that's not fucking Sean. It looks like beepers. Oh, yeah

2029
01:45:45,060 --> 01:45:47,060
little bit

2030
01:45:49,860 --> 01:45:53,240
Looks like beepers. I don't know how he did it. I

2031
01:45:55,260 --> 01:45:57,260
Want the guy who did it

2032
01:45:57,540 --> 01:46:02,820
Yeah, take the test the final take your fucking test. Who the fuck do you want me to be?

2033
01:46:02,820 --> 01:46:08,980
I want you to be the goalie who wouldn't take that test. Let me try this buffalo

2034
01:46:20,740 --> 01:46:25,580
When I bought his computer off him like two years ago, yeah, he just looked poorly

2035
01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:30,340
Poorly still looks like be fucking hot

2036
01:46:30,340 --> 01:46:36,060
Hot hot they're pretty good actually. Yeah, they're good for like all the chemicals and shit. They make a metal

2037
01:46:36,060 --> 01:46:38,060
Yeah, another pterodactyl mosquito here

2038
01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:45,780
This podcast with a prank oh, I think we might have a little bit of an echo. Yeah, maybe it's just me

2039
01:46:45,780 --> 01:46:47,780
But I think we do hold on

2040
01:46:48,460 --> 01:46:52,300
All right, we're back. So Dan, I think we might have to tell these

2041
01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:56,580
Some people about Buffalo chicken scorching hot extreme

2042
01:46:56,580 --> 01:47:01,620
Scorching hot extreme bring them down. I'm gonna if y'all got the buffalo chicken prank

2043
01:47:02,620 --> 01:47:09,420
I mean these fucking pringles are fucking hot as hell though. So I feel like I fuck a fucking popperspray

2044
01:47:10,420 --> 01:47:15,540
I have trouble breathing and it really like opens up my airway

2045
01:47:16,260 --> 01:47:18,260
fucking suyo bitch ass

2046
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:20,500
Fuck about these things off you

2047
01:47:20,500 --> 01:47:25,700
Kill the shit. Let me make a be given that fucking coPD exacerbation

2048
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:35,860
Dude I could eat that entire sleeve and not even like be less hungry at all in any way shape or form

2049
01:47:37,860 --> 01:47:40,540
It's like fucking air covered in salt

2050
01:47:41,700 --> 01:47:43,700
Called potato food

2051
01:47:44,420 --> 01:47:46,420
food like substance

2052
01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:50,460
Yeah, I can see like the beads of sweat starting to form

2053
01:47:50,460 --> 01:47:56,140
I can also see like how uncomfortably you're like trying to chew them and just get it down as quick as you can

2054
01:47:59,140 --> 01:48:06,240
Let me see if let me see the fact that these we're gonna end this episode in pure silence while Casey just finishes that entire

2055
01:48:08,060 --> 01:48:10,060
Just just chewing

2056
01:48:10,060 --> 01:48:18,300
Hot dude this show so I put back to having technical difficulty, so it's been a couple epi since that

2057
01:48:21,860 --> 01:48:23,860
Brought to you by course banquet

2058
01:48:24,780 --> 01:48:28,100
What about that clown like bitch that I sent in the group chat?

2059
01:48:32,620 --> 01:48:37,260
If I didn't respond I probably didn't see it. Oh, it's great. I check out for days at a time now

2060
01:48:37,260 --> 01:48:44,420
I'm fucking horrible all right. I got three here. No four you're saying ten is the magic number to fucking really get it going

2061
01:48:45,260 --> 01:48:50,140
Yeah, it's getting hot all right. All right. I'll get I'll stack ten out here, and I'll fucking go for it

2062
01:48:51,860 --> 01:48:58,740
Oh, or if you like eat two of them at the same time I do it at the same time to start it do a double chip

2063
01:49:00,340 --> 01:49:02,340
Fucking double doink it

2064
01:49:02,340 --> 01:49:04,340
I

2065
01:49:09,660 --> 01:49:13,380
If she took that off, I bet you she's got a face on dude. I don't care

2066
01:49:13,380 --> 01:49:29,780
She's hot you know fucker in a clown makeup. Yes. Yes here play that in the in the in the I got ten I got ten

2067
01:49:29,780 --> 01:49:36,580
Titties you know I

2068
01:49:37,780 --> 01:49:45,300
Yeah, damn, so you're down to clown Dan. Oh, yeah, I know exactly where you're coming from dude for sure

2069
01:49:45,300 --> 01:49:48,140
It's a weird thing dude. Yeah weird weird. Yeah

2070
01:49:49,180 --> 01:49:51,180
You like the bitches with the makeup?

2071
01:49:51,980 --> 01:49:53,420
happens yeah

2072
01:49:53,420 --> 01:49:55,260
Yeah, me too

2073
01:49:55,260 --> 01:49:59,700
Tell me if you're lady and put clown makeup on I like girls that look like fishing lures

2074
01:49:59,700 --> 01:50:01,700
What?

2075
01:50:02,940 --> 01:50:06,620
Was like like tattoos the fucking oh earrings

2076
01:50:07,860 --> 01:50:12,020
Look like poisonous animals and yes, yes, that's up. Yeah, absolutely

2077
01:50:12,540 --> 01:50:15,420
Human equivalent of like a fucking king poison

2078
01:50:19,100 --> 01:50:24,260
Fucking bitches look like poison dart frogs. Yeah, you know how like fishing lures always have like shiny shit

2079
01:50:24,260 --> 01:50:29,540
It really doesn't help. Oh, there's their piercing counts as that. That's the thing that shines. Yeah, right?

2080
01:50:32,780 --> 01:50:36,540
Did you ever get a blowjob from a chick with a pierced like tongue

2081
01:50:38,420 --> 01:50:41,980
Talk about that on the next episode when you boys are old enough I

2082
01:50:43,220 --> 01:50:45,220
Have

2083
01:50:50,620 --> 01:50:52,620
It's pretty cool

2084
01:50:52,620 --> 01:50:54,620
It's better than

2085
01:51:00,220 --> 01:51:05,540
Every time I move my tongue it fucking hurts so what the fuck was up with that text message that you got from Donald Trump

2086
01:51:10,180 --> 01:51:13,300
I get these all these fucking tax from him. I

2087
01:51:13,940 --> 01:51:17,380
Gave my how did you get you? How did Donald Trump get your phone number?

2088
01:51:17,380 --> 01:51:21,300
I donated like five bucks once but I donate to Robert Kennedy to

2089
01:51:21,300 --> 01:51:23,300
None to Joe Biden though

2090
01:51:23,700 --> 01:51:29,300
None to Joe Biden. No. Yeah, it says from Trump justice is dead in America

2091
01:51:30,060 --> 01:51:32,060
Our country has fallen

2092
01:51:32,460 --> 01:51:36,820
Says please read my breaking remarks here at some bootleg looking link

2093
01:51:37,820 --> 01:51:39,820
No, I'm kind of afraid to

2094
01:51:41,100 --> 01:51:43,100
Yeah

2095
01:51:44,620 --> 01:51:47,740
Yeah, I mean do you have angio adean out why do you think these

2096
01:51:47,740 --> 01:51:52,220
I don't know dude the futures futures Blake. All I know is that

2097
01:51:52,820 --> 01:51:54,820
America has just

2098
01:51:55,700 --> 01:52:00,020
Got to get more in there America is just I attend to a fucking stock market

2099
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:06,060
I counted them out, right America is the stock market like the politics are just a running joke

2100
01:52:06,060 --> 01:52:12,740
It's not even real anymore. Yeah, the only real thing is the stock market in the military industrial complex to anybody who still listen

2101
01:52:12,740 --> 01:52:14,740
We have just the biggest

2102
01:52:14,740 --> 01:52:17,220
Military in the world the show sucks

2103
01:52:17,220 --> 01:52:20,700
We just go and we take what we fucking want from other countries

2104
01:52:20,700 --> 01:52:27,260
And we take all of the tax money from the people at the bottom and just funnel it into these fucking corporations

2105
01:52:27,260 --> 01:52:29,260
I didn't drink it like fucking no

2106
01:52:30,300 --> 01:52:36,540
All these military Raytheon and they just fuck up Lockheed Martin. Yeah, they make inferior products that fucking

2107
01:52:38,060 --> 01:52:41,580
40,000 feet, you know where that money's really going. It's going to the

2108
01:52:41,580 --> 01:52:48,580
Fucking China. No, it's going to the CEOs doing fucking blow off hookers assholes, right? That's where it's exactly

2109
01:52:48,580 --> 01:52:55,100
Yes, it's all of that all the money, you know everybody at the bottom paying taxes is just getting funneled

2110
01:52:56,100 --> 01:52:58,100
Into the military industrial

2111
01:52:59,100 --> 01:53:03,260
Hey, hey everybody shut up for a second government official up for a second make fucking

2112
01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:06,820
Nothing shut up the fucking CEO shut up for a second

2113
01:53:06,820 --> 01:53:13,080
Here's a here's a hypothetical for you guys waiting out these you're not waiting out from five Pringles

2114
01:53:13,580 --> 01:53:15,580
head

2115
01:53:20,580 --> 01:53:23,060
Say something well, okay, what was Tyler gonna say?

2116
01:53:23,780 --> 01:53:31,140
So I could drive I feel like a priority than what Tyler has to say I feel like the the higher your net worth is

2117
01:53:31,140 --> 01:53:36,900
the less morally the less morally like

2118
01:53:37,980 --> 01:53:44,500
Held accountable you are why I'm talking about obviously bro. No, that's that's a that's a true statement

2119
01:53:44,500 --> 01:53:48,860
What the fuck does that mean the more money you make the less morally accountable people hold?

2120
01:53:48,860 --> 01:53:55,580
Oh, nobody ever got to the top because they did know but I just a good person so so exactly

2121
01:53:55,580 --> 01:54:01,740
So nobody ever got richer because they were just a good example like let's say Joe

2122
01:54:01,740 --> 01:54:05,860
Smough from the office cheats on his wife. That's a huge fucking deal fucking Brad Pitt

2123
01:54:05,860 --> 01:54:10,300
Fuck someone else's wife in front of him and be like, well, it's just Brad Pitt. He's rich

2124
01:54:10,300 --> 01:54:12,300
What are you gonna do about it? Right or Arnold?

2125
01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:16,540
specific scenario though, but like in general like

2126
01:54:17,180 --> 01:54:21,660
Like morals if you have enough money, you're gonna be rich. You're gonna be rich

2127
01:54:21,660 --> 01:54:27,580
in general like like morals if you have enough money, you don't need morals like

2128
01:54:28,380 --> 01:54:35,140
According to I think you have more money. You should be more more should be more moral but like society in general

2129
01:54:35,140 --> 01:54:40,140
Like I think what starts to happen is like what? Yeah, that's what's kind of happening on like a microcosm

2130
01:54:40,140 --> 01:54:41,980
You can see here with me and Casey

2131
01:54:41,980 --> 01:54:47,380
How we just we run out of things to spend our money on because we're making so much

2132
01:54:47,380 --> 01:54:53,140
And then eventually like if you if you just look at that like on a larger scale for eventually

2133
01:54:53,140 --> 01:54:59,700
I wept for there were no more countries to conquer. There's there's kind of exactly there's kind of like a

2134
01:55:00,460 --> 01:55:02,460
Gap here. Yeah a class

2135
01:55:03,540 --> 01:55:08,580
I'm actually trying to make more money because I have a lot of debt, you know, and eventually we're just gonna be buying

2136
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:14,620
Rocket ships and block trying to blast ourselves to a different planet just to get away from the poor

2137
01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:18,540
We're gonna be on Mars. We're gonna be on Mars with Elon Musk. So if you were to ma Lonnie

2138
01:55:19,780 --> 01:55:23,260
Laundry money, what business would you own to laundry money? Oh

2139
01:55:24,660 --> 01:55:27,260
Or vacuum vacuum clean. Yeah, I say

2140
01:55:31,900 --> 01:55:33,900
But dude, it's fucking the easiest

2141
01:55:34,220 --> 01:55:40,060
It's easy, but it's so obvious. I mean that's like Tony Soprano had a strip club, dude

2142
01:55:40,060 --> 01:55:46,260
But it's the easiest way to money laundry because there's fucking money launder money laundry money laundry

2143
01:55:46,260 --> 01:55:52,280
But like it's it's the easiest fucking way to do it because you know, it has a whole bunch of just coming in

2144
01:55:52,620 --> 01:55:55,980
Here's what I would do. I would actually that's it. That's it

2145
01:55:55,980 --> 01:56:00,860
That's an interesting thing to do like strippers at the end of day have to like pool all their money together and they evenly

2146
01:56:01,020 --> 01:56:03,260
Distribute it or no, they each get like their own

2147
01:56:03,940 --> 01:56:05,820
Just get well like you give them

2148
01:56:05,820 --> 01:56:10,460
No, but like I like like the ones that go on stage. Is that their money or do they pool?

2149
01:56:12,540 --> 01:56:16,900
They work for their own money and do they get a salary or is it only tip based?

2150
01:56:16,900 --> 01:56:22,100
Oh, I'm sure they get paid hourly. They probably have to get paid some really low salary like a waiter

2151
01:56:22,100 --> 01:56:28,620
Yeah, yeah, and then they make everything like it's like that's one thing I never got like how would like it like like what if there's just nobody there?

2152
01:56:29,780 --> 01:56:32,980
Like these go home, right? I mean

2153
01:56:32,980 --> 01:56:39,900
I'm sure that happens the fuck I'm sure they have regulars the tip system in America is fucked because you know you the fucking

2154
01:56:40,260 --> 01:56:44,700
Specifically not actually Casey. Have you ever been down south for an extended period of time?

2155
01:56:44,700 --> 01:56:47,700
They don't expect a tip down there, which is weird, huh?

2156
01:56:48,220 --> 01:56:52,700
Like I like I like they're insulted when you tip them. Why are they why would they be insulted?

2157
01:56:53,100 --> 01:56:58,020
Because they they get paid like like instead of getting like shit pay as a waiter

2158
01:56:58,020 --> 01:57:04,380
They get paid an okay amount of money like enough where they don't need to be tipped type thing like down there

2159
01:57:04,380 --> 01:57:10,900
Like getting a tip is like basically telling them that you're too poor here's some money so you so I can feel better about myself

2160
01:57:11,540 --> 01:57:14,180
It's basically like a fuck you to them. I don't know if that's true

2161
01:57:14,860 --> 01:57:20,300
It is true same thing in other countries like other countries if you tip somebody it's an insult like Japan

2162
01:57:20,820 --> 01:57:26,580
Huge insult to tip somebody. Oh really dude if I did really good on stocks on a certain day. I tip everybody

2163
01:57:26,580 --> 01:57:29,780
I'm just like I just become the benefactor to the world

2164
01:57:30,420 --> 01:57:36,020
Well you could also take that $2,000 and take it to the casino and bet on blackjack

2165
01:57:36,540 --> 01:57:41,140
Yeah, but that would be hard. I'll go to five guys and tip 20% and then afterwards. I'm like

2166
01:57:41,860 --> 01:57:49,340
Five years. Can we talk do this can we talk about the fucking level of money that like things are getting to a

2167
01:57:49,580 --> 01:57:53,180
Fucking a single meal at McDonald's this was a

2168
01:57:53,180 --> 01:57:58,500
10-piece nugget meal for my fiance a large fry large fry for me a

2169
01:57:59,020 --> 01:58:05,500
Yes, the number after you say everything okay a large large coke a large lemonade for her

2170
01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:07,740
And I got an apple pie. I'm gonna say that

2171
01:58:08,460 --> 01:58:10,060
28

2172
01:58:10,060 --> 01:58:11,020
$28.79

2173
01:58:11,020 --> 01:58:19,140
$40 a $26 and 72 cents $32 and some of them damn and that's and I'm like it's called inflation, bro

2174
01:58:19,140 --> 01:58:21,140
But like that's not inflation

2175
01:58:21,140 --> 01:58:24,060
Okay, here's a problem. I know they can get away with those prices

2176
01:58:24,860 --> 01:58:26,860
Fucking more

2177
01:58:27,460 --> 01:58:31,980
We gotta get a stock bro, I didn't say it's every fast every fast food company

2178
01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:37,300
The more you pay at McDonald's the more money I get bro for my fucking stock. I bought 10 shares of McDonald's

2179
01:58:37,300 --> 01:58:39,300
Oh, yeah, $259

2180
01:58:40,100 --> 01:58:47,780
So you're investing in this shit whole company everybody what is inflation answer that what is inflation inflation is the government?

2181
01:58:47,780 --> 01:58:53,180
Is the government essentially less far inflation is the dollar losing value?

2182
01:58:53,180 --> 01:58:55,180
Yes, Casey

2183
01:58:55,180 --> 01:58:57,180
Yes

2184
01:58:57,180 --> 01:58:59,180
Exactly

2185
01:58:59,180 --> 01:59:01,180
Ding ding ding

2186
01:59:01,180 --> 01:59:05,820
It's due to us though making much more currency than the come then then is what's going on population

2187
01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:10,940
It is it is the government don't think of it as inflation right because that doesn't describe

2188
01:59:10,940 --> 01:59:15,340
The government printing money it is devaluation of your currency people say oh

2189
01:59:15,340 --> 01:59:19,780
Look at my house run up a hundred twenty thousand dollars in no value

2190
01:59:19,780 --> 01:59:25,980
No, it didn't your currency went down in value and it takes more of your dollars to buy the same thing

2191
01:59:25,980 --> 01:59:29,420
This is an inflation with McDonald's though that only contributes very much

2192
01:59:29,420 --> 01:59:31,420
It is inflation

2193
01:59:31,420 --> 01:59:37,740
Dude, you look at it. There's graphs that show the rate of inflation and the rate at which McDonald's has raised their prices for shit

2194
01:59:37,740 --> 01:59:39,740
They're raised it's

2195
01:59:39,740 --> 01:59:42,540
Astronomically higher they're trying to not believe in my heart

2196
01:59:42,540 --> 01:59:47,780
We can go their profit margin is like three times as high as it used to be I don't inflation

2197
01:59:47,780 --> 01:59:52,580
We can go down the same rabbit hole though with fucking growth. They know they can get away with fucking people

2198
01:59:52,580 --> 01:59:54,580
I'm not still buying all right, Dan

2199
01:59:54,580 --> 01:59:56,580
That's where it comes down to four years ago

2200
01:59:56,580 --> 02:00:02,540
Oh, dude look I used to be able to buy a bag of salmon. It was like

2201
02:00:02,540 --> 02:00:04,540
$21 and you'd get

2202
02:00:04,540 --> 02:00:11,140
Like five pounds of it you could buy a porterhouse steak uncooked for seven dollars. That's twenty-four dollars

2203
02:00:11,140 --> 02:00:13,140
Yeah, it was like

2204
02:00:13,140 --> 02:00:20,060
Whatever it was. I don't know like two pounds or something say it was two pounds $21. Yeah, that same bag now is $33

2205
02:00:20,060 --> 02:00:24,300
Yep, it's insane because I I went from spending

2206
02:00:25,260 --> 02:00:26,660
a hundred and

2207
02:00:26,660 --> 02:00:33,780
Thirty dollars for groceries every week to or every two weeks. I go every two weeks to spending like upwards of like

2208
02:00:33,780 --> 02:00:38,740
199 or like 190 to like 220 like groceries and I'm like

2209
02:00:38,740 --> 02:00:42,260
That's not normal. And this is this is all Joe Biden's doing

2210
02:00:42,260 --> 02:00:46,620
No, I think I think it all came from Kobe Joe Biden invented inflation

2211
02:00:46,620 --> 02:00:51,620
I think it all came from Kobe because Kobe they jacked the prices up on everything because they're like, oh it's Kobe

2212
02:00:51,620 --> 02:00:57,020
It's tougher for these companies to do these things. So they got to jack the prices and everybody was like, oh, okay

2213
02:00:57,020 --> 02:01:03,500
And then once companies realized that people could get a once companies realized that they could get away with charging people

2214
02:01:03,500 --> 02:01:10,500
astronomical prices for this the prices just never doesn't hold up in court doesn't hold up doesn't hold up in court

2215
02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:12,500
Tell me I'm wrong

2216
02:01:12,500 --> 02:01:20,500
That's where it was like before prices rose prices rose almost in direct accordance with with the level of inflation now

2217
02:01:20,900 --> 02:01:26,940
Companies are charging more. I'm gonna explain to you why the landlords are charging more. I'm gonna explain significantly more

2218
02:01:26,940 --> 02:01:31,020
I'm gonna explain to you why that's incorrect. Okay, because of something called competence

2219
02:01:31,020 --> 02:01:37,620
Okay, because of something called competition, okay, so somebody can't just oh, I'm gonna make this bag of salmon

2220
02:01:37,620 --> 02:01:43,060
I'm gonna keep it at thirty two dollars because I've been making a ten ten extra dollars for the past four years

2221
02:01:43,060 --> 02:01:45,060
I'm going on for centuries though

2222
02:01:48,300 --> 02:01:53,260
Alright somebody else is gonna come along and say well I can do it for half the you know half the profit

2223
02:01:53,260 --> 02:01:56,220
I can sell that same bag of salmon for twenty five dollars, right?

2224
02:01:56,220 --> 02:01:59,580
They're gonna undercut them and that's how our market works. So that's not true

2225
02:01:59,580 --> 02:02:01,580
That's there's not

2226
02:02:01,900 --> 02:02:06,900
Out there keeping prices and here's another example. I was having a conversation with my nice try though

2227
02:02:06,900 --> 02:02:09,860
No, but it no it goes as deep as the suppliers though

2228
02:02:10,180 --> 02:02:13,220
You you got to think it affected the whole system when kovat happened

2229
02:02:13,220 --> 02:02:15,700
It's due to manufacture and do that shit

2230
02:02:15,700 --> 02:02:17,700
You can't just it doesn't cost the same amount

2231
02:02:17,820 --> 02:02:23,800
Everything is more expensive from the top down and the inflation rate is growing at a slower rate, right?

2232
02:02:23,800 --> 02:02:28,140
But that's the problem. I'm talking people are always looking for a way to make something cheaper

2233
02:02:28,140 --> 02:02:35,420
So the companies that the companies that supply this shit are charging just as exorbitant rates as they will

2234
02:02:35,420 --> 02:02:39,660
But some undercut them is you don't have to undercut them nearly as hard

2235
02:02:39,660 --> 02:02:43,580
That's not sustainable though because there's always gonna be somebody that comes along and does it for cheaper

2236
02:02:43,580 --> 02:02:47,740
so that's how I have another point, so I was talking my dad and

2237
02:02:48,420 --> 02:02:55,160
My dad's first apartment that he got was really nice apartment back in 250 a month back in now

2238
02:02:55,160 --> 02:03:00,260
This was this was to think 2004 when I saw it, so it wasn't like that cheap, right?

2239
02:03:00,260 --> 02:03:08,140
but he had a a three-bedroom in uh, you know the the rents leer like like really nice like apartment like village that they

2240
02:03:08,140 --> 02:03:10,140
got over there by by

2241
02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:16,620
The where target is and stuff like you go down the street there like right as you get off the highway instead of taking

2242
02:03:16,620 --> 02:03:20,620
A right to go to Target you take a left and there's those really nice apartments over there. I'm not sure

2243
02:03:21,380 --> 02:03:23,500
Well, they're really they're super nice apartments

2244
02:03:23,500 --> 02:03:25,500
and

2245
02:03:25,740 --> 02:03:30,020
He got in in 2004 and paid or 2003

2246
02:03:30,060 --> 02:03:35,980
He was paying eight hundred dollars for a three-bedroom apartment over there that same apartment today is

2247
02:03:36,780 --> 02:03:38,180
18

2248
02:03:38,180 --> 02:03:42,380
18 a month yeah, and like he's like he's like when I was there

2249
02:03:42,380 --> 02:03:46,420
They that's a thousand dollars more that I was paying when I was there

2250
02:03:46,580 --> 02:03:50,620
Do you chose it's he's like it's been 20 years. It's been 20 years and

2251
02:03:50,620 --> 02:03:56,740
And if inflation went up in a normal way like in like a normal thing and like your your money value was a thing

2252
02:03:56,740 --> 02:04:01,300
it might be like 12 right now like like that would be a

2253
02:04:02,020 --> 02:04:04,660
Okay, like that would be like expected, but he's like

2254
02:04:05,260 --> 02:04:06,980
800 to

2255
02:04:06,980 --> 02:04:09,540
To it depends on where it was in there

2256
02:04:10,140 --> 02:04:14,100
800 it could and it goes up to 18 now

2257
02:04:14,100 --> 02:04:18,980
It could be up to 2000 right like for the same thing that he had in 2004

2258
02:04:18,980 --> 02:04:22,780
yeah, and he said he was making like similar like

2259
02:04:23,540 --> 02:04:30,140
like per per like the inflation rate like he was making similar amounts of money that he would be making like

2260
02:04:30,740 --> 02:04:37,140
Then to then he's like that's that's insane. It's unsustainable. Yeah, completely unsustainable collapse, right?

2261
02:04:37,140 --> 02:04:43,860
I mean what do people are the guy there's gonna have to be a universal basic income. They're just this and

2262
02:04:43,860 --> 02:04:50,940
Because what's gonna happen is jobs are gonna get lost to AI like literally like three-quarters of jobs

2263
02:04:51,180 --> 02:04:55,180
Are gonna get lost half to three-quarters of jobs and it's not gonna happen overnight

2264
02:04:55,180 --> 02:04:59,700
But in the next I know ten years, you know, they're gonna be doing everything dude

2265
02:04:59,700 --> 02:05:06,980
Now we have we have the AI robots coming out that are gonna be doing the tasks that we said would always be human tasks

2266
02:05:06,980 --> 02:05:11,780
The plumbing shit the electricians all that shit is gonna be fucking robots

2267
02:05:11,780 --> 02:05:14,260
So give that 15 or 20 years

2268
02:05:15,220 --> 02:05:17,220
Like even the trades

2269
02:05:17,500 --> 02:05:21,780
Even hookers, dude, you know fucking cyber punk, bro. I can't wait

2270
02:05:23,660 --> 02:05:30,180
Dude I'm looking for an excuse to just go off the grid and drop off and just like be homeless and trade stocks on

2271
02:05:34,140 --> 02:05:39,640
What's your opinion on this your own relationships is it morally okay to have sex with a robot hooker robot hookers

2272
02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:42,300
That's what I can say. It's not it's only a hooker

2273
02:05:44,020 --> 02:05:49,460
Detroit become human. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but like is it is it is it morally?

2274
02:05:49,780 --> 02:05:55,720
Okay to fuck a robot because it's not a human but it is almost like a human. Are you wearing a condom?

2275
02:05:55,720 --> 02:05:57,720
You don't have to wear a condom

2276
02:05:59,620 --> 02:06:02,980
Okay, but they could still be filled with somebody else's fucking fluids

2277
02:06:04,140 --> 02:06:06,140
Yeah, but it doesn't matter cuz they

2278
02:06:06,140 --> 02:06:12,300
Own it you own it. It's your own robot hooker. No, that's that's like every guy's dream

2279
02:06:14,300 --> 02:06:16,300
I mean, it's the same kind of thing

2280
02:06:17,900 --> 02:06:23,100
Yeah, right because it's more like, you know, it's more looks like an actual woman

2281
02:06:23,540 --> 02:06:29,820
But it has like self-warming technology. Dude, the features gonna be so good. It's just gonna be so good

2282
02:06:29,820 --> 02:06:35,900
You can't wait. I can't wait till a robo taxi. I'm sorry. Me a robo hooker. I

2283
02:06:38,060 --> 02:06:40,800
Bought hookers line they come to your house

2284
02:06:43,460 --> 02:06:50,420
We got it we got to check that I don't see myself getting getting like aroused of the thought of a robot hooker at all

2285
02:06:50,420 --> 02:06:58,180
Even if it's like Android even if it's a life like Android

2286
02:06:58,180 --> 02:07:05,140
I'm telling me like I'm thinking anything not Android came into your fucking house with fish nets and titties all out

2287
02:07:05,180 --> 02:07:08,420
You would not be into that. No, it's not a human

2288
02:07:09,620 --> 02:07:11,620
But what if it was indistinguishable?

2289
02:07:12,780 --> 02:07:15,340
It is your action it gives you the whole

2290
02:07:16,500 --> 02:07:19,340
And there's catching your fucking flashlight stop

2291
02:07:19,340 --> 02:07:23,020
No, there is no connection there do it. No, I'm sorry

2292
02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:34,060
Like fucking you could pay like $50 with a human I might as well fucking jerk off

2293
02:07:34,060 --> 02:07:36,860
All right, there's nothing that a fucking doll is gonna do

2294
02:07:39,740 --> 02:07:42,660
Evens got a I and it's like a real person. You're right. It's

2295
02:07:42,660 --> 02:07:49,620
Simulated it's not real person, but you would still fuck the only reason the only reason

2296
02:07:49,620 --> 02:07:55,460
But are you so you guys all thought I was a fucking incel when I worked at my house like I'm waiting for a check

2297
02:07:55,460 --> 02:07:57,460
They're like I love to go for it

2298
02:07:58,100 --> 02:08:00,100
That I could have got with

2299
02:08:00,580 --> 02:08:05,060
Whether they were co-workers or not and I was like, I'm not gonna go for them because casual sex is fucking stupid

2300
02:08:05,060 --> 02:08:11,880
I'm waiting for someone who I have a connection with my go about once that happens a fucking robot. There's no connection

2301
02:08:11,880 --> 02:08:15,980
I'm not like so what I want to fuck its fake pussy like no

2302
02:08:19,420 --> 02:08:26,500
What about these Mormons that have sex before marriage, but it's a robot so it doesn't count fine, so it doesn't count fine

2303
02:08:26,500 --> 02:08:28,500
I mean they can do it

2304
02:08:29,500 --> 02:08:32,700
Would just be ran by sex but I don't give a fuck with the Mormons

2305
02:08:32,700 --> 02:08:37,380
So they can fuck robots if they want it doesn't affect me. I can't give my take on their religion

2306
02:08:37,380 --> 02:08:43,060
I know nothing about it. Go fuck your robots if you want to there since since

2307
02:08:45,380 --> 02:08:47,500
Let me see fuck Yuri, I

2308
02:08:48,980 --> 02:08:54,220
Mean look it's a different story if you're single where it's like, all right, maybe I'll give it a shot

2309
02:08:54,220 --> 02:08:56,220
But it's like if I'm real good. It's like

2310
02:08:56,940 --> 02:09:02,740
It dad. I just don't see myself. It's just like what are we doing here? I feel you know, you know

2311
02:09:02,740 --> 02:09:08,020
I respect that because it's not like you can't form like a fucking connection with a robot

2312
02:09:09,940 --> 02:09:11,940
Do this just fucking sad

2313
02:09:19,980 --> 02:09:21,980
Damn it

2314
02:09:21,980 --> 02:09:24,820
I should go to it though Robo sluts

2315
02:09:28,220 --> 02:09:32,380
That's a marketable URL that probably costs a lot

2316
02:09:34,060 --> 02:09:36,060
Robo hookers. Oh

2317
02:09:36,460 --> 02:09:42,320
What about the inflation of the u.s. Robo.com available for eight hundred eighty dollars. What about Robo hookers?

2318
02:09:42,320 --> 02:09:49,200
I wonder how the that's a little inflation of the US market has affected the URL price of robosluts.com

2319
02:09:49,200 --> 02:09:52,040
Robo Robo poon Robo

2320
02:09:54,320 --> 02:09:56,320
Org

2321
02:09:58,080 --> 02:10:03,200
For dot org I love the people that fucking like sit on websites until they're fucking like

2322
02:10:04,000 --> 02:10:09,300
Exact match robopoon.com available for one son for one set. Yo

2323
02:10:10,440 --> 02:10:13,880
You got to invest in that day and that's a fucking investment Robo poon

2324
02:10:13,880 --> 02:10:17,320
I buy it dude. Yeah buy it

2325
02:10:18,840 --> 02:10:20,840
I'm gonna get on this

2326
02:10:20,840 --> 02:10:22,840
by Robo poon

2327
02:10:22,840 --> 02:10:27,120
By Robo poon and just make it a direct link to our Spotify

2328
02:10:28,720 --> 02:10:31,400
Dude one son, what's it called there Robo poon?

2329
02:10:31,400 --> 02:10:36,640
I'm checking on go daddy for the domain to see if it's available and Robo poon.com

2330
02:10:37,200 --> 02:10:41,440
I can add it to my cart for one son do it, but then I got to pay a yearly fee

2331
02:10:41,440 --> 02:10:47,160
I own a couple domains what domain the early I own US federal report comm

2332
02:10:48,440 --> 02:10:53,120
US federal news comm oh damn look this hims and hers health is going up

2333
02:10:53,600 --> 02:10:58,360
This fucking stock is a good one to invest in is that a sex stock. What is it? What is it?

2334
02:10:58,360 --> 02:11:00,360
Hims and hers is like they make like

2335
02:11:01,400 --> 02:11:03,400
fucking like

2336
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:09,240
I need more I need more information than just it's a sex company

2337
02:11:09,240 --> 02:11:13,160
Hims and hers health operates a telehealth consultation platform

2338
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:20,880
connects to consumers who in healthcare professions enabling them access to medical care for mental health sexual health

2339
02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:23,880
top-selling dragon dildo Dan

2340
02:11:27,400 --> 02:11:29,400
Extremely marketable

2341
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:36,520
Slinging sale not officially Kim Kardashian's ass, but it is Kim Kardashian's ass now dude

2342
02:11:36,520 --> 02:11:40,920
I've never understood that word be like oh this pussy's molded after this porn star, and it's like

2343
02:11:40,920 --> 02:11:45,720
I mean there you got a couple different types of pussies, but for the most part they all look the same

2344
02:11:45,720 --> 02:11:49,320
You got the open ones you got the shot ones you got the I think I would buy some

2345
02:11:50,120 --> 02:11:56,240
Some yeah, but there's not that much variation. I was you know I'm talking about the ones there's like seven different styles

2346
02:11:56,240 --> 02:11:58,240
more more reserved

2347
02:11:58,240 --> 02:12:00,240
Oh, yeah

2348
02:12:00,240 --> 02:12:02,240
More description

2349
02:12:02,240 --> 02:12:09,840
This is engineered within the millimeter of Piper Perry's pussy. It's like what the what that's us

2350
02:12:09,840 --> 02:12:11,840
That's a fucking tongue twister Piper Perry's

2351
02:12:11,840 --> 02:12:13,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2352
02:12:13,840 --> 02:12:15,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2353
02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:17,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2354
02:12:17,840 --> 02:12:19,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2355
02:12:19,840 --> 02:12:21,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2356
02:12:21,840 --> 02:12:23,840
What's that URL cost?

2357
02:12:23,840 --> 02:12:25,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2358
02:12:25,840 --> 02:12:27,840
Piper Perry's Pussy

2359
02:12:27,840 --> 02:12:29,840
It's a little long

2360
02:12:29,840 --> 02:12:31,840
It's a little long to be memorable

2361
02:12:31,840 --> 02:12:33,840
Dude what? Nah fucking dude

2362
02:12:33,840 --> 02:12:35,840
Should we buy RoboPoon?

2363
02:12:35,840 --> 02:12:37,840
What's the early fee on it?

2364
02:12:37,840 --> 02:12:39,840
What do they charge you to run it?

2365
02:12:39,840 --> 02:12:41,840
I pay way too much for my other ones

2366
02:12:41,840 --> 02:12:43,840
RoboPoon.com?

2367
02:12:43,840 --> 02:12:45,840
Is that a new domain?

2368
02:12:45,840 --> 02:12:47,840
Is that a new domain that we could have?

2369
02:12:47,840 --> 02:12:49,840
Yeah, let's get it

2370
02:12:49,840 --> 02:12:51,840
RoboPoon

2371
02:12:51,840 --> 02:12:53,840
Hit us up at RoboPoon.com

2372
02:12:55,840 --> 02:13:00,840
Hey man, you're fucking you're buying gold chains over here. You're telling me you can't buy RoboPoon.org

2373
02:13:00,840 --> 02:13:02,840
Yeah, where's your fucking chain?

2374
02:13:02,840 --> 02:13:06,840
I took it off. I felt I didn't want anybody to think I was better than them

2375
02:13:06,840 --> 02:13:08,840
It was so heavy

2376
02:13:08,840 --> 02:13:10,840
I am better than them

2377
02:13:10,840 --> 02:13:12,840
On account of it being made by real gold

2378
02:13:12,840 --> 02:13:14,840
Totally not plastic like it sounds

2379
02:13:16,840 --> 02:13:20,840
Totally not picked up off like a fucking spirit Halloween rack

2380
02:13:20,840 --> 02:13:22,840
Let's see what the one star reprises you can get on this

2381
02:13:22,840 --> 02:13:24,840
Fleshlight Girls

2382
02:13:24,840 --> 02:13:26,840
Bro I literally got

2383
02:13:26,840 --> 02:13:28,840
I don't know who any of these bitches are

2384
02:13:28,840 --> 02:13:30,840
I got a

2385
02:13:30,840 --> 02:13:32,840
Fleshlight replica

2386
02:13:32,840 --> 02:13:34,840
Of that fucking porn star

2387
02:13:34,840 --> 02:13:36,840
Which one?

2388
02:13:36,840 --> 02:13:38,840
Fucking Elsa Jean

2389
02:13:38,840 --> 02:13:40,840
You do? Nice!

2390
02:13:40,840 --> 02:13:42,840
Mia Malkova has one for $59

2391
02:13:42,840 --> 02:13:44,840
I have never used a pocket pussy

2392
02:13:44,840 --> 02:13:46,840
I have, it's weird

2393
02:13:46,840 --> 02:13:48,840
Dan?

2394
02:13:48,840 --> 02:13:50,840
I know

2395
02:13:50,840 --> 02:13:54,840
But what I did want to try is you can take a Pringles can

2396
02:13:54,840 --> 02:13:56,840
Put two sponges in it?

2397
02:13:56,840 --> 02:13:58,840
In a fucking medical glove?

2398
02:13:58,840 --> 02:14:00,840
In a medical glove, yeah

2399
02:14:00,840 --> 02:14:04,840
A discrete helping hand there

2400
02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:08,840
Damn we got night moves open for an hour

2401
02:14:10,840 --> 02:14:14,840
Hey, can I have this Pringles can when you guys are done?

2402
02:14:14,840 --> 02:14:18,840
You gotta eat all the Pringles out of it first

2403
02:14:18,840 --> 02:14:20,840
I just had another couple, they're pretty good now

2404
02:14:20,840 --> 02:14:22,840
Finish that off and let me take that home

2405
02:14:22,840 --> 02:14:26,840
Let's have Alex overdose on sodium

2406
02:14:26,840 --> 02:14:28,840
Real quick

2407
02:14:28,840 --> 02:14:30,840
How much sodium is in there?

2408
02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:32,840
I'm sure an insane amount

2409
02:14:32,840 --> 02:14:34,840
240 and 14

2410
02:14:34,840 --> 02:14:36,840
That's not that bad

2411
02:14:36,840 --> 02:14:40,840
They have different fleshlights for assholes and pussies?

2412
02:14:40,840 --> 02:14:42,840
That's a thing

2413
02:14:42,840 --> 02:14:44,840
Yeah, yup

2414
02:14:44,840 --> 02:14:46,840
Is this what this podcast is the bomb to?

2415
02:14:46,840 --> 02:14:50,840
I got an asshole modeled after that one porn star

2416
02:14:50,840 --> 02:14:52,840
Are you fucking kidding me?

2417
02:14:52,840 --> 02:14:54,840
Everybody's asshole looks the same

2418
02:14:54,840 --> 02:14:56,840
What's his name?

2419
02:14:56,840 --> 02:14:58,840
That one porn star

2420
02:14:58,840 --> 02:15:00,840
What's his name?

2421
02:15:00,840 --> 02:15:02,840
I gotta give a straight face

2422
02:15:02,840 --> 02:15:04,840
Yeah, that's what I was saying

2423
02:15:04,840 --> 02:15:08,840
Is it gay if you fuck a fleshlight that's an asshole of a guy?

2424
02:15:10,840 --> 02:15:12,840
I mean, knowing that

2425
02:15:12,840 --> 02:15:16,840
I don't think it's gay but it's fucking sad

2426
02:15:16,840 --> 02:15:20,840
Do they add the balls to it?

2427
02:15:20,840 --> 02:15:22,840
We're inclusive here

2428
02:15:22,840 --> 02:15:24,840
Do they add the balls to it?

2429
02:15:24,840 --> 02:15:26,840
That would be gay

2430
02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:28,840
There's nothing wrong with that

2431
02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:30,840
But that would be gay

2432
02:15:30,840 --> 02:15:32,840
Do they add the balls to it?

2433
02:15:32,840 --> 02:15:34,840
Or is it just like a fucking like

2434
02:15:34,840 --> 02:15:36,840
This is a guy's ass

2435
02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:40,840
It's like a model of a male porn star

2436
02:15:40,840 --> 02:15:42,840
There's actually a difference

2437
02:15:42,840 --> 02:15:46,840
One of them is shorter by like 5mm

2438
02:15:46,840 --> 02:15:48,840
The male or female one?

2439
02:15:48,840 --> 02:15:50,840
I don't know

2440
02:15:50,840 --> 02:15:52,840
I don't really want it in my search history

2441
02:15:52,840 --> 02:15:54,840
I didn't really know that actually

2442
02:15:54,840 --> 02:15:56,840
Yeah, one of them is shorter

2443
02:15:56,840 --> 02:15:58,840
I think it might be

2444
02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:00,840
Let me think like anatomy wise

2445
02:16:00,840 --> 02:16:04,840
I think female would be longer

2446
02:16:04,840 --> 02:16:06,840
I don't know

2447
02:16:06,840 --> 02:16:08,840
No, but there's the womb too

2448
02:16:08,840 --> 02:16:10,840
Where's the cervix my guys?

2449
02:16:10,840 --> 02:16:12,840
Half inch

2450
02:16:12,840 --> 02:16:14,840
Not quite a half inch

2451
02:16:14,840 --> 02:16:16,840
Not quarter inch

2452
02:16:16,840 --> 02:16:18,840
I remember when I was super into hentai for a while

2453
02:16:18,840 --> 02:16:20,840
Okay

2454
02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:26,840
Do you have any gloves?

2455
02:16:26,840 --> 02:16:28,840
Any medical gloves?

2456
02:16:28,840 --> 02:16:30,840
No actually

2457
02:16:30,840 --> 02:16:32,840
Any douche bunches

2458
02:16:32,840 --> 02:16:34,840
One of the things they kept saying in hentai

2459
02:16:34,840 --> 02:16:36,840
Which was always a fucking weird

2460
02:16:36,840 --> 02:16:38,840
I think a translation thing

2461
02:16:38,840 --> 02:16:40,840
They call it a womb pussy

2462
02:16:40,840 --> 02:16:42,840
It would always take me out

2463
02:16:42,840 --> 02:16:44,840
When they're like feeling my womb pussy

2464
02:16:44,840 --> 02:16:46,840
What the fuck does that mean?

2465
02:16:46,840 --> 02:16:48,840
I think it might be like a weird translation of pussy

2466
02:16:48,840 --> 02:16:50,840
But like they call it a womb pussy

2467
02:16:50,840 --> 02:16:52,840
What the fuck?

2468
02:16:52,840 --> 02:16:54,840
I would just turn it off

2469
02:16:54,840 --> 02:16:56,840
I gotta go to church

2470
02:16:56,840 --> 02:16:58,840
It literally took me out of things sometimes

2471
02:16:58,840 --> 02:17:00,840
It was like feeling my womb pussy

2472
02:17:00,840 --> 02:17:02,840
I'm like womb pussy?

2473
02:17:02,840 --> 02:17:04,840
Damn

2474
02:17:04,840 --> 02:17:06,840
I'm like

2475
02:17:06,840 --> 02:17:08,840
The fuck?

2476
02:17:08,840 --> 02:17:10,840
I was like now I'm done

2477
02:17:10,840 --> 02:17:12,840
I just lost it

2478
02:17:12,840 --> 02:17:14,840
Damn

2479
02:17:14,840 --> 02:17:16,840
Flashlights though

2480
02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:18,840
Yeah there's some

2481
02:17:18,840 --> 02:17:20,840
There's some things out there that'll

2482
02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:22,840
Just turn you off instantly

2483
02:17:22,840 --> 02:17:24,840
Like

2484
02:17:24,840 --> 02:17:26,840
Too much talking

2485
02:17:26,840 --> 02:17:28,840
If there's too much conversing

2486
02:17:28,840 --> 02:17:30,840
That's a problem I just don't wanna

2487
02:17:30,840 --> 02:17:32,840
Hey Dan what's your birthday?

2488
02:17:32,840 --> 02:17:34,840
Right exactly

2489
02:17:34,840 --> 02:17:36,840
No I was watching this one

2490
02:17:36,840 --> 02:17:38,840
You know who Nina Hartley is?

2491
02:17:38,840 --> 02:17:40,840
She's like the old lady

2492
02:17:40,840 --> 02:17:42,840
But she's not

2493
02:17:42,840 --> 02:17:44,840
Like H-A-R-T or E-T?

2494
02:17:44,840 --> 02:17:46,840
How you feeling Ali?

2495
02:17:46,840 --> 02:17:48,840
Ali Becks Rock and Rolls and More

2496
02:17:48,840 --> 02:17:50,840
From these Buffalo Chicken Pringles right?

2497
02:17:50,840 --> 02:17:52,840
These extreme scorching

2498
02:17:52,840 --> 02:17:54,840
Pringles Ali Becks rocking back and forth

2499
02:17:54,840 --> 02:17:56,840
With her and she just like

2500
02:17:56,840 --> 02:17:58,840
Wow she's old

2501
02:17:58,840 --> 02:18:00,840
Yeah but she's like

2502
02:18:00,840 --> 02:18:02,840
Should I do four more?

2503
02:18:02,840 --> 02:18:04,840
She's like one of the most famous

2504
02:18:04,840 --> 02:18:06,840
She is cause she started back in the fucking

2505
02:18:06,840 --> 02:18:08,840
Stone Age

2506
02:18:08,840 --> 02:18:10,840
Yeah but she just

2507
02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:12,840
Would not shut up

2508
02:18:12,840 --> 02:18:14,840
And it's like it was bad

2509
02:18:16,840 --> 02:18:18,840
Oh my god

2510
02:18:18,840 --> 02:18:20,840
She's like

2511
02:18:20,840 --> 02:18:22,840
We're gonna put you on

2512
02:18:22,840 --> 02:18:24,840
Who wants to be on

2513
02:18:24,840 --> 02:18:26,840
No

2514
02:18:26,840 --> 02:18:28,840
No don't do that to me

2515
02:18:28,840 --> 02:18:30,840
But

2516
02:18:30,840 --> 02:18:32,840
Yeah

2517
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:34,840
So

2518
02:18:34,840 --> 02:18:36,840
She looks like she had so much work

2519
02:18:36,840 --> 02:18:38,840
Done to her

2520
02:18:38,840 --> 02:18:40,840
Yeah but dude I don't know I kinda like old ladies

2521
02:18:40,840 --> 02:18:42,840
Oh back in the fucking 80s though

2522
02:18:42,840 --> 02:18:44,840
She was a fox

2523
02:18:44,840 --> 02:18:46,840
She's got like weird dicks

2524
02:18:46,840 --> 02:18:48,840
Gil Stein

2525
02:18:48,840 --> 02:18:50,840
Well I think they're probably fake

2526
02:18:50,840 --> 02:18:52,840
Gil Stein was a fox right?

2527
02:18:52,840 --> 02:18:54,840
Look at they're like weird saggy

2528
02:18:54,840 --> 02:18:56,840
I don't care she's

2529
02:18:56,840 --> 02:18:58,840
Weird

2530
02:18:58,840 --> 02:19:00,840
She's a babe

2531
02:19:00,840 --> 02:19:02,840
She's a big babe

2532
02:19:02,840 --> 02:19:04,840
Dancing to the fucking

2533
02:19:04,840 --> 02:19:06,840
Old women

2534
02:19:06,840 --> 02:19:08,840
Yeah

2535
02:19:08,840 --> 02:19:10,840
Kinda my thing

2536
02:19:10,840 --> 02:19:12,840
You know who I used to like

2537
02:19:12,840 --> 02:19:14,840
Fucking from the 80s is Hypatia Lee

2538
02:19:14,840 --> 02:19:16,840
She's like a Native American

2539
02:19:16,840 --> 02:19:18,840
No

2540
02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:20,840
Never heard of her

2541
02:19:20,840 --> 02:19:22,840
Ah

2542
02:19:24,840 --> 02:19:26,840
You alright there Leland?

2543
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:28,840
It's a little bit spicy my lips are tense enough but I can't control them

2544
02:19:30,840 --> 02:19:32,840
Let's see

2545
02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:34,840
Back in the 80s

2546
02:19:34,840 --> 02:19:36,840
That's a lot of capsaicin

2547
02:19:36,840 --> 02:19:38,840
She's probably banging around Jeremy

2548
02:19:38,840 --> 02:19:40,840
No she did like

2549
02:19:40,840 --> 02:19:42,840
A bunch of them were like dudes with beard and all

2550
02:19:42,840 --> 02:19:44,840
I'm burping I'm so fucking hot

2551
02:19:44,840 --> 02:19:46,840
Well

2552
02:19:46,840 --> 02:19:48,840
There you go Dan

2553
02:19:48,840 --> 02:19:50,840
That's for you

2554
02:19:50,840 --> 02:19:52,840
Not bad not bad

2555
02:19:52,840 --> 02:19:54,840
See they had like the weird like pointy nipples though

2556
02:19:56,840 --> 02:19:58,840
Fucking weird

2557
02:19:58,840 --> 02:20:00,840
Yeah that's not really my thing

2558
02:20:00,840 --> 02:20:02,840
Not really a fan of that

2559
02:20:02,840 --> 02:20:04,840
But I mean like a lot of chicks had that because that's just how the bras were back then

2560
02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:06,840
Yeah

2561
02:20:06,840 --> 02:20:08,840
Like they were like cones

2562
02:20:08,840 --> 02:20:10,840
So do you think it like shaped them like that?

2563
02:20:10,840 --> 02:20:12,840
I think that like back in like the 80s

2564
02:20:12,840 --> 02:20:14,840
Porn they're all like shaped like fucking cones

2565
02:20:14,840 --> 02:20:16,840
But I think it's because of the shape of the bras

2566
02:20:16,840 --> 02:20:18,840
We gotta look this up

2567
02:20:18,840 --> 02:20:20,840
Dan's looking up 70s porn

2568
02:20:20,840 --> 02:20:22,840
No

2569
02:20:22,840 --> 02:20:24,840
I'm really debating if I should buy Robopoon.com

2570
02:20:24,840 --> 02:20:26,840
You should how much is it?

2571
02:20:26,840 --> 02:20:28,840
It says it's one cent

2572
02:20:28,840 --> 02:20:30,840
One cent?

2573
02:20:30,840 --> 02:20:32,840
Yeah

2574
02:20:32,840 --> 02:20:34,840
Then why don't you buy it?

2575
02:20:34,840 --> 02:20:36,840
I don't know

2576
02:20:36,840 --> 02:20:38,840
I just don't know if like I want to explain to an authority

2577
02:20:38,840 --> 02:20:40,840
Figure why I bought it

2578
02:20:40,840 --> 02:20:46,840
Why would you have to explain to authority figure that?

2579
02:20:46,840 --> 02:20:48,840
I could just picture

2580
02:20:48,840 --> 02:20:50,840
I could envision a scenario

2581
02:20:50,840 --> 02:20:52,840
Where it's like

2582
02:20:52,840 --> 02:20:54,840
Why did you buy this?

2583
02:20:54,840 --> 02:20:56,840
Mr. Dwayne come here

2584
02:20:56,840 --> 02:20:58,840
We just have a conversation with you

2585
02:20:58,840 --> 02:21:02,840
We were just doing our standard investigations

2586
02:21:02,840 --> 02:21:04,840
Sometimes some things pop up on our radar

2587
02:21:04,840 --> 02:21:08,840
And we saw that you brought the domain name Robopoon.com

2588
02:21:08,840 --> 02:21:10,840
I mean I'll buy it if you don't want to buy it

2589
02:21:10,840 --> 02:21:12,840
Yeah you thought it would be a profitable business venture

2590
02:21:12,840 --> 02:21:14,840
Yeah I'll buy it

2591
02:21:14,840 --> 02:21:16,840
So what you're an entrepreneur

2592
02:21:16,840 --> 02:21:18,840
Are you gonna buy it or I'll buy it?

2593
02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:20,840
Are my lips like completely contracted right now?

2594
02:21:20,840 --> 02:21:22,840
Because I feel like they are

2595
02:21:22,840 --> 02:21:24,840
No no you buy it

2596
02:21:24,840 --> 02:21:26,840
They're stuck like this

2597
02:21:26,840 --> 02:21:28,840
I literally like I can't unpacker them

2598
02:21:28,840 --> 02:21:30,840
Damn I'm out 45 bucks on the video already

2599
02:21:30,840 --> 02:21:32,840
I feel like I look like your fucking pocket pussy right now

2600
02:21:32,840 --> 02:21:34,840
One hour

2601
02:21:34,840 --> 02:21:36,840
Nice

2602
02:21:36,840 --> 02:21:38,840
Fuck yeah it's going back

2603
02:21:38,840 --> 02:21:40,840
Which way did you think it was going?

2604
02:21:40,840 --> 02:21:42,840
It only goes in one direction

2605
02:21:42,840 --> 02:21:44,840
I gotta like stretch my fucking lips out here

2606
02:21:44,840 --> 02:21:48,840
It only goes in one direction my guy

2607
02:21:48,840 --> 02:21:50,840
It is going back up

2608
02:21:50,840 --> 02:21:52,840
I wish we could buy stocks in celebrities

2609
02:21:52,840 --> 02:21:54,840
Like this celebrity is gonna be fucking hot

2610
02:21:54,840 --> 02:21:58,840
My pre capillary sphincters are tightening up in my lips right now

2611
02:21:58,840 --> 02:22:00,840
I'd buy stock in Zak Magans

2612
02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:02,840
I told you it was hot

2613
02:22:02,840 --> 02:22:04,840
Why aren't your lips doing this then?

2614
02:22:04,840 --> 02:22:06,840
Why do I look like fucking Brett Gardner

2615
02:22:06,840 --> 02:22:08,840
Circling to the toilet

2616
02:22:08,840 --> 02:22:10,840
You know Brett Gardner right?

2617
02:22:10,840 --> 02:22:12,840
Three conversations going

2618
02:22:12,840 --> 02:22:14,840
Can I get that vape?

2619
02:22:14,840 --> 02:22:16,840
Potentially maybe that would help

2620
02:22:16,840 --> 02:22:18,840
All organization is gone

2621
02:22:18,840 --> 02:22:20,840
I was gonna say we really went downhill

2622
02:22:20,840 --> 02:22:22,840
Like sharply

2623
02:22:22,840 --> 02:22:24,840
This episode ended after Jeopardy

2624
02:22:24,840 --> 02:22:26,840
And it's just been like

2625
02:22:26,840 --> 02:22:28,840
Like four conversations happening

2626
02:22:28,840 --> 02:22:30,840
If you like this post episode

2627
02:22:30,840 --> 02:22:32,840
This is the post episode

2628
02:22:32,840 --> 02:22:34,840
What do you got there?

2629
02:22:34,840 --> 02:22:36,840
What's in this black an ear?

2630
02:22:36,840 --> 02:22:38,840
This is some ADD

2631
02:22:38,840 --> 02:22:40,840
Fucking on steroids right now

2632
02:22:40,840 --> 02:22:42,840
This is some nitro cold brew

2633
02:22:42,840 --> 02:22:44,840
Do you got any left there?

2634
02:22:44,840 --> 02:22:46,840
You can actually have all of this

2635
02:22:46,840 --> 02:22:48,840
Yeah you can have the rest cause if I drink that

2636
02:22:48,840 --> 02:22:50,840
I'm trying to have a genuine smile

2637
02:22:50,840 --> 02:22:52,840
And I feel like a South Park here

2638
02:22:52,840 --> 02:22:54,840
This is my smile right now

2639
02:22:54,840 --> 02:22:56,840
There's like a quarter can left

2640
02:22:56,840 --> 02:22:58,840
Alright folks if you like this episode

2641
02:22:58,840 --> 02:23:00,840
Like us on Facebook and Twitter

2642
02:23:00,840 --> 02:23:02,840
Let it deteriorate

2643
02:23:02,840 --> 02:23:04,840
Let it deteriorate

2644
02:23:04,840 --> 02:23:06,840
Let's just let it deteriorate

2645
02:23:06,840 --> 02:23:08,840
Into madness why are we ending it?

2646
02:23:08,840 --> 02:23:10,840
I'm back in it bro I know I checked out

2647
02:23:10,840 --> 02:23:12,840
You wanna be on Who Wants To Be A Million?

2648
02:23:12,840 --> 02:23:14,840
Fuck yeah I do

2649
02:23:14,840 --> 02:23:16,840
Yeah let's get it going buddy

2650
02:23:16,840 --> 02:23:18,840
I kinda have to it's 1.05

2651
02:23:18,840 --> 02:23:20,840
I'm trying to go to sleep dude

2652
02:23:20,840 --> 02:23:22,840
I'm tired

2653
02:23:22,840 --> 02:23:24,840
Casey if you wanna do Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

2654
02:23:24,840 --> 02:23:26,840
With just you and me I'm down to do it

2655
02:23:26,840 --> 02:23:28,840
We can take a break I can smoke more

2656
02:23:28,840 --> 02:23:30,840
And be really stupid for it

2657
02:23:30,840 --> 02:23:32,840
Ok let's go

2658
02:23:32,840 --> 02:23:34,840
This is like a 4 hour long episode

2659
02:23:34,840 --> 02:23:36,840
We'll be right back

2660
02:23:36,840 --> 02:23:38,840
Dan as soon as this is uploaded tomorrow

2661
02:23:38,840 --> 02:23:40,840
He's gonna be like alright

2662
02:23:40,840 --> 02:23:42,840
Ali Mac who wants to be a millionaire howdy do

2663
02:23:42,840 --> 02:23:44,840
No I listen to every episode

2664
02:23:44,840 --> 02:23:46,840
Set your expectations low Dan

2665
02:23:46,840 --> 02:24:02,840
We'll be right back

2666
02:24:16,840 --> 02:24:18,840
What a fucking song

2667
02:24:32,840 --> 02:24:34,840
Alright Ali Mac I want you to

2668
02:24:34,840 --> 02:24:36,840
I want you to sing this song

2669
02:24:36,840 --> 02:24:38,840
Oh shit

2670
02:24:38,840 --> 02:24:40,840
I'm gonna have to get the fucking lyrics

2671
02:24:40,840 --> 02:24:42,840
Welcome back to Untold Podcast

2672
02:24:42,840 --> 02:24:46,840
Episode 74

2673
02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:54,840
I'm here we're back with Ali Mac

2674
02:24:54,840 --> 02:24:56,840
Isle of Fightless Birds

2675
02:24:56,840 --> 02:25:02,840
Now is the climax to the story

2676
02:25:02,840 --> 02:25:08,840
That gives the demons and angels

2677
02:25:08,840 --> 02:25:12,840
Purr fast they fly around

2678
02:25:12,840 --> 02:25:16,840
While we are walking

2679
02:25:16,840 --> 02:25:20,840
In mold our emotions

2680
02:25:20,840 --> 02:25:24,840
Just to please it

2681
02:25:24,840 --> 02:25:26,840
I can't sing this part

2682
02:25:26,840 --> 02:25:28,840
I feel like I'm gonna wake Meg up

2683
02:25:28,840 --> 02:25:30,840
I can't bring myself to belt that out

2684
02:25:30,840 --> 02:25:32,840
As long as you can do the rap

2685
02:25:32,840 --> 02:25:36,840
I think I can handle it

2686
02:25:36,840 --> 02:25:38,840
Can I get that vape first

2687
02:25:38,840 --> 02:25:40,840
No

2688
02:25:40,840 --> 02:25:42,840
On the ground

2689
02:25:42,840 --> 02:25:46,840
It's time for my wings

2690
02:25:46,840 --> 02:25:52,840
Plum it as I sing

2691
02:25:52,840 --> 02:25:56,840
Let's go Ali Mac it's time to cook

2692
02:25:56,840 --> 02:26:04,840
Alright I'm ready here

2693
02:26:04,840 --> 02:26:07,840
All we are is an isle of flightless birds

2694
02:26:07,840 --> 02:26:09,840
We find our worth in giving birth and stuff

2695
02:26:09,840 --> 02:26:11,840
We're landing our homes against whining roads

2696
02:26:11,840 --> 02:26:13,840
And we think that going is tough

2697
02:26:13,840 --> 02:26:14,840
We pick songs to sing

2698
02:26:14,840 --> 02:26:16,840
Remind us of things that nobody cares about

2699
02:26:16,840 --> 02:26:20,840
And honestly we're probably more suicidal than ever now

2700
02:26:20,840 --> 02:26:22,840
If you decide to live by

2701
02:26:22,840 --> 02:26:23,840
What you think's wrong and what's right

2702
02:26:23,840 --> 02:26:25,840
Believe me you'll begin to wish you were sleeping

2703
02:26:25,840 --> 02:26:27,840
You'll weep and we'll creep in your head and you'll cry

2704
02:26:27,840 --> 02:26:29,840
But if we wake up every morning

2705
02:26:29,840 --> 02:26:30,840
And decide what we believe

2706
02:26:30,840 --> 02:26:32,840
We can take apart our very heart

2707
02:26:32,840 --> 02:26:34,840
And the light will set us free

2708
02:26:34,840 --> 02:26:36,840
Oh yeah

2709
02:26:36,840 --> 02:26:37,840
I love it

2710
02:26:37,840 --> 02:26:39,840
That was fire

2711
02:26:39,840 --> 02:26:40,840
Debatably though

2712
02:26:40,840 --> 02:26:42,840
The second verse

2713
02:26:42,840 --> 02:26:44,840
Well not as fast

2714
02:26:44,840 --> 02:26:46,840
You're trying to fade it out

2715
02:26:46,840 --> 02:26:50,840
Fade it out we can't keep it going for another verse

2716
02:26:50,840 --> 02:26:52,840
No that was awesome

2717
02:26:52,840 --> 02:26:54,840
It was 10 out of 10

2718
02:26:54,840 --> 02:26:57,840
I think lyrically the second verse is better

2719
02:26:57,840 --> 02:26:59,840
But the first verse is definitely the more difficult to rap

2720
02:26:59,840 --> 02:27:02,840
I know you've done that karaoke in the past right?

2721
02:27:02,840 --> 02:27:05,840
I've never actually done it in front of anyone

2722
02:27:05,840 --> 02:27:11,840
So for me it was like the first large amount of times

2723
02:27:11,840 --> 02:27:13,840
Most times I've done karaoke

2724
02:27:13,840 --> 02:27:15,840
I am intoxicated

2725
02:27:15,840 --> 02:27:17,840
It's very hard to do it while sober

2726
02:27:17,840 --> 02:27:18,840
I will say that

2727
02:27:18,840 --> 02:27:21,840
Well let me know when you do it I'll come

2728
02:27:21,840 --> 02:27:23,840
I like it

2729
02:27:23,840 --> 02:27:25,840
Especially if you're out with like just a

2730
02:27:25,840 --> 02:27:26,840
I mean I would love to

2731
02:27:26,840 --> 02:27:28,840
Maxi's is a great place for it

2732
02:27:28,840 --> 02:27:29,840
Yeah

2733
02:27:29,840 --> 02:27:30,840
There's this guy

2734
02:27:30,840 --> 02:27:32,840
Ah fuck what's his name

2735
02:27:32,840 --> 02:27:33,840
I can't remember

2736
02:27:33,840 --> 02:27:35,840
But there's this one dude who had like a

2737
02:27:35,840 --> 02:27:36,840
I feel horrible for him

2738
02:27:36,840 --> 02:27:38,840
But he had a stroke like 20 years ago

2739
02:27:38,840 --> 02:27:41,840
And apparently he was a really good singer beforehand

2740
02:27:41,840 --> 02:27:42,840
And now he just comes in

2741
02:27:42,840 --> 02:27:46,840
And he fucking requests song after song after song

2742
02:27:46,840 --> 02:27:47,840
And he just like

2743
02:27:47,840 --> 02:27:49,840
You can't tell what he's saying

2744
02:27:49,840 --> 02:27:51,840
What kind of songs do people sing?

2745
02:27:51,840 --> 02:27:52,840
Everything

2746
02:27:52,840 --> 02:27:53,840
Everything

2747
02:27:53,840 --> 02:27:56,840
And it's always a very diverse crowd in there too

2748
02:27:56,840 --> 02:27:58,840
Like um

2749
02:27:58,840 --> 02:28:00,840
I remember the last time we went in there

2750
02:28:00,840 --> 02:28:01,840
There was this chick

2751
02:28:01,840 --> 02:28:04,840
She must have been a fucking like professional soul singer

2752
02:28:04,840 --> 02:28:06,840
Because she went up there

2753
02:28:06,840 --> 02:28:09,840
And she was just fucking killing it every time

2754
02:28:09,840 --> 02:28:12,840
And then like but there was this other dude who was singing country

2755
02:28:12,840 --> 02:28:13,840
And the dude just looked funny

2756
02:28:13,840 --> 02:28:17,840
He was wearing a flannel that had like cut off sleeves

2757
02:28:17,840 --> 02:28:20,840
A jean like vest over it

2758
02:28:20,840 --> 02:28:24,840
And like jorts and cowboy boots and a cowboy hat

2759
02:28:24,840 --> 02:28:26,840
Like that dude just looked funny

2760
02:28:26,840 --> 02:28:29,840
But he was like the most insane

2761
02:28:29,840 --> 02:28:32,840
Insanely talented like country singer

2762
02:28:32,840 --> 02:28:35,840
Like occasionally you find people who just like

2763
02:28:35,840 --> 02:28:37,840
Most people who sing when they do karaoke

2764
02:28:37,840 --> 02:28:39,840
Like there's always the friends that do it

2765
02:28:39,840 --> 02:28:41,840
And they're like nervous and they don't sound great

2766
02:28:41,840 --> 02:28:42,840
But it's still like oh yay

2767
02:28:42,840 --> 02:28:45,840
Yeah but would you say that most people who do karaoke

2768
02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:47,840
Are good singers or not?

2769
02:28:47,840 --> 02:28:48,840
I would say so

2770
02:28:48,840 --> 02:28:49,840
At least to a certain degree

2771
02:28:49,840 --> 02:28:50,840
There's people like me who like

2772
02:28:50,840 --> 02:28:51,840
I can't hit every note

2773
02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:53,840
And sometimes I'm just fucking drunk

2774
02:28:53,840 --> 02:28:55,840
And like I'm sure I sound like shit

2775
02:28:55,840 --> 02:28:57,840
But I think I sound good in the moment

2776
02:28:57,840 --> 02:29:00,840
No I'm talking about like actually good singer

2777
02:29:00,840 --> 02:29:03,840
Yeah I think I think that like a large percentage of people are

2778
02:29:03,840 --> 02:29:04,840
Really?

2779
02:29:04,840 --> 02:29:05,840
Because there's the people who are sober

2780
02:29:05,840 --> 02:29:07,840
Who have the confidence to go up there

2781
02:29:07,840 --> 02:29:09,840
And you're not going to have the confidence to go up there sober

2782
02:29:09,840 --> 02:29:10,840
Unless you

2783
02:29:10,840 --> 02:29:13,840
Unless you either are just funny

2784
02:29:13,840 --> 02:29:15,840
And it's like your friends dared you to do it

2785
02:29:15,840 --> 02:29:17,840
Or like you've got some talent

2786
02:29:17,840 --> 02:29:19,840
And you're just like whatever

2787
02:29:19,840 --> 02:29:20,840
Like I can go up there

2788
02:29:20,840 --> 02:29:21,840
I know I'm going to do good

2789
02:29:21,840 --> 02:29:23,840
Dude I'll have like two beers

2790
02:29:23,840 --> 02:29:26,840
And I'll be like I'll sing some like whatever

2791
02:29:26,840 --> 02:29:28,840
Whatever like fucking is up there

2792
02:29:28,840 --> 02:29:30,840
Yeah and then there's like every night

2793
02:29:30,840 --> 02:29:33,840
It seems like there's always some dude who does tequila

2794
02:29:33,840 --> 02:29:35,840
Like the ones that are like

2795
02:29:35,840 --> 02:29:37,840
Yeah the only lyric to it is tequila

2796
02:29:37,840 --> 02:29:40,840
And it's always funny and everybody starts laughing and everything

2797
02:29:40,840 --> 02:29:43,840
But when you go to a karaoke bar enough you're like

2798
02:29:43,840 --> 02:29:47,840
Alright come on

2799
02:29:47,840 --> 02:29:49,840
Like one of my favorite songs is

2800
02:29:49,840 --> 02:29:51,840
Through the Valley by Sean James for it

2801
02:29:51,840 --> 02:29:58,840
It's just like a hearty fucking grungy like country-ish song

2802
02:29:58,840 --> 02:30:00,840
And it's just like just a good one

2803
02:30:00,840 --> 02:30:02,840
It's got a whistling part in it

2804
02:30:02,840 --> 02:30:04,840
Where like depending on which karaoke

2805
02:30:04,840 --> 02:30:06,840
Sometimes the whistling part isn't played

2806
02:30:06,840 --> 02:30:10,840
So you can actually whistle the fucking whistle solo

2807
02:30:10,840 --> 02:30:12,840
Which like I can fucking kill that solo

2808
02:30:12,840 --> 02:30:14,840
So that's just like icing to the cake

2809
02:30:14,840 --> 02:30:16,840
But sometimes they play that part

2810
02:30:16,840 --> 02:30:18,840
And then you just kind of got to sit there

2811
02:30:18,840 --> 02:30:20,840
So you don't want to whistle over the whistle

2812
02:30:20,840 --> 02:30:22,840
No yeah it's fun

2813
02:30:22,840 --> 02:30:24,840
It's a controversial move you can't do that

2814
02:30:24,840 --> 02:30:26,840
Yeah it's fun to have like

2815
02:30:26,840 --> 02:30:31,840
You know karaoke where like bad singers can just go up there and just sing for fun

2816
02:30:31,840 --> 02:30:36,840
Yeah and it's like you're never going to be mad at people who are like just drunk and having fun either

2817
02:30:36,840 --> 02:30:38,840
Because usually it's funny

2818
02:30:38,840 --> 02:30:40,840
Like the whole thing like I didn't go up there and think like

2819
02:30:40,840 --> 02:30:44,840
The first time I and I'm not saying I'm fucking God's gift or singing

2820
02:30:44,840 --> 02:30:46,840
I know I'm not that that good

2821
02:30:46,840 --> 02:30:50,840
But I'm like I think I'm a little bit better than just like somebody who just

2822
02:30:50,840 --> 02:30:53,840
Like it's like I never went to fucking vocal training or anything

2823
02:30:53,840 --> 02:30:57,840
It's like I know I'm like a half decent casual singer at best

2824
02:30:57,840 --> 02:31:01,840
Like I can hold my own in karaoke if I'm working within my own range

2825
02:31:01,840 --> 02:31:03,840
Sure but you could be like a middle singer though

2826
02:31:03,840 --> 02:31:05,840
Yeah yeah no like I'm not

2827
02:31:05,840 --> 02:31:07,840
If we ever like start like

2828
02:31:07,840 --> 02:31:10,840
There's no front man talent here alright I'm not

2829
02:31:10,840 --> 02:31:11,840
I know

2830
02:31:11,840 --> 02:31:13,840
If we ever like start like you know

2831
02:31:13,840 --> 02:31:15,840
We have like

2832
02:31:15,840 --> 02:31:17,840
You know we have people that can

2833
02:31:17,840 --> 02:31:23,840
You know we have Tyler and Jason obviously that could form a band

2834
02:31:23,840 --> 02:31:25,840
I'll be dead honest

2835
02:31:25,840 --> 02:31:29,840
And Tyler would Tyler would never admit this which is weird to me

2836
02:31:29,840 --> 02:31:33,840
Tyler has ten times better of a voice than I do

2837
02:31:33,840 --> 02:31:37,840
He like will jokingly hit a fucking like strong vibrato

2838
02:31:37,840 --> 02:31:39,840
On whatever fucking note he pleases

2839
02:31:39,840 --> 02:31:43,840
He is a talented singer and I don't think he knows it

2840
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:45,840
Yeah yeah

2841
02:31:45,840 --> 02:31:47,840
And it's like part of me

2842
02:31:47,840 --> 02:31:49,840
Part of me doesn't want to gas his ego and tell him that

2843
02:31:49,840 --> 02:31:51,840
But like it's there for sure

2844
02:31:51,840 --> 02:31:53,840
He's definitely got a talented voice

2845
02:31:53,840 --> 02:31:57,840
You know Tyler could play bass and you know we have a drummer

2846
02:31:57,840 --> 02:32:00,840
So if you fucking sing we could have a band

2847
02:32:00,840 --> 02:32:02,840
I know

2848
02:32:02,840 --> 02:32:04,840
That would be a major wall for me to overcome though

2849
02:32:04,840 --> 02:32:06,840
Is singing with like a live

2850
02:32:06,840 --> 02:32:08,840
Like when you play a song on the piano

2851
02:32:08,840 --> 02:32:10,840
Oh shit yeah you right

2852
02:32:10,840 --> 02:32:12,840
When I play

2853
02:32:12,840 --> 02:32:14,840
I'm sorry I don't mean to keep holding on to it

2854
02:32:14,840 --> 02:32:16,840
I'm just fucking stupid

2855
02:32:16,840 --> 02:32:18,840
I'm just fiending I'm sorry

2856
02:32:18,840 --> 02:32:20,840
Dude I'm fiending

2857
02:32:20,840 --> 02:32:22,840
No fucking

2858
02:32:22,840 --> 02:32:25,840
I don't know it's just playing with like a live band is so much different

2859
02:32:25,840 --> 02:32:27,840
Like the one step I haven't been able to take yet

2860
02:32:27,840 --> 02:32:31,840
And I really wanted to and my family was hanging me on on the last vacation we went on

2861
02:32:31,840 --> 02:32:37,840
They were doing an emo night with live band karaoke

2862
02:32:37,840 --> 02:32:39,840
And like my family

2863
02:32:39,840 --> 02:32:43,840
Even my dad who despises emo music was like

2864
02:32:43,840 --> 02:32:45,840
Ow

2865
02:32:45,840 --> 02:32:47,840
This is your time to shine buddy

2866
02:32:47,840 --> 02:32:49,840
Cause he's seen me do karaoke

2867
02:32:49,840 --> 02:32:51,840
He's seen me do John Denver I always do take me home country roads

2868
02:32:51,840 --> 02:32:53,840
I can fucking kill that song

2869
02:32:53,840 --> 02:32:55,840
But fucking

2870
02:32:55,840 --> 02:32:57,840
I don't know I was scared to do it

2871
02:32:57,840 --> 02:33:00,840
Because you could see other people who had good voices walk up on stage

2872
02:33:00,840 --> 02:33:02,840
But because it wasn't like

2873
02:33:02,840 --> 02:33:04,840
There's something about hearing the actual like

2874
02:33:04,840 --> 02:33:07,840
MP3 file that you know

2875
02:33:07,840 --> 02:33:10,840
Where you can keep your timing so much better

2876
02:33:10,840 --> 02:33:12,840
And you have like

2877
02:33:12,840 --> 02:33:16,840
Like I'll fucking like fuck up a verse if it's like a live band

2878
02:33:16,840 --> 02:33:18,840
And that's what people were doing

2879
02:33:18,840 --> 02:33:20,840
It was just like

2880
02:33:20,840 --> 02:33:22,840
It was a drunk angry biker crowd

2881
02:33:22,840 --> 02:33:24,840
So people would like laugh if that happened

2882
02:33:24,840 --> 02:33:26,840
And I couldn't do that

2883
02:33:26,840 --> 02:33:28,840
Yeah yeah

2884
02:33:28,840 --> 02:33:30,840
I should have done some fucking taking back Sunday shit though

2885
02:33:30,840 --> 02:33:32,840
I should have

2886
02:33:32,840 --> 02:33:34,840
Yeah I would have

2887
02:33:34,840 --> 02:33:36,840
I would have sang some like Green Day

2888
02:33:36,840 --> 02:33:38,840
Or like taking back Sunday

2889
02:33:38,840 --> 02:33:40,840
Or like Plink 182

2890
02:33:40,840 --> 02:33:42,840
The thing that kills me about taking back Sunday

2891
02:33:42,840 --> 02:33:44,840
Is that I fucking

2892
02:33:44,840 --> 02:33:46,840
I mean the lead singer does not have pipes anymore

2893
02:33:46,840 --> 02:33:48,840
He sounds like shit live

2894
02:33:48,840 --> 02:33:50,840
Every time I almost bought a ticket to them live

2895
02:33:50,840 --> 02:33:52,840
Yeah he's just

2896
02:33:52,840 --> 02:33:54,840
He can do really cool mic tricks

2897
02:33:54,840 --> 02:33:56,840
And he does them the whole fucking show

2898
02:33:56,840 --> 02:33:58,840
Like he's entertaining but his

2899
02:33:58,840 --> 02:34:00,840
He just can't sing the way he used to

2900
02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,840
You know who's coming to around here

2901
02:34:02,840 --> 02:34:04,840
If you want to come is

2902
02:34:04,840 --> 02:34:06,840
Bowling for soup

2903
02:34:06,840 --> 02:34:08,840
Oh shit really?

2904
02:34:08,840 --> 02:34:10,840
And Weedus

2905
02:34:10,840 --> 02:34:12,840
That one I don't know

2906
02:34:12,840 --> 02:34:14,840
Teenage shirt bag

2907
02:34:14,840 --> 02:34:16,840
Okay

2908
02:34:16,840 --> 02:34:18,840
That would be it

2909
02:34:18,840 --> 02:34:20,840
I didn't know them before that

2910
02:34:20,840 --> 02:34:22,840
I heard of that song

2911
02:34:22,840 --> 02:34:24,840
Me and my brother went to

2912
02:34:24,840 --> 02:34:26,840
We went to Jimmy Eat World and Fall Out Boy

2913
02:34:26,840 --> 02:34:28,840
Because my mom got us tickets to them

2914
02:34:28,840 --> 02:34:30,840
Me and my brother were never really

2915
02:34:30,840 --> 02:34:32,840
Big Fall Out Boy fans but I think for whatever

2916
02:34:32,840 --> 02:34:34,840
Reason my mom thought we were

2917
02:34:34,840 --> 02:34:36,840
So she thought this was the coolest birthday present

2918
02:34:36,840 --> 02:34:38,840
For both of us and we're both like oh

2919
02:34:38,840 --> 02:34:40,840
Fall Out Boy

2920
02:34:40,840 --> 02:34:42,840
Awesome

2921
02:34:42,840 --> 02:34:44,840
And then me and my brother are both like

2922
02:34:44,840 --> 02:34:46,840
You know I'm kind of more excited for

2923
02:34:46,840 --> 02:34:48,840
For fucking Jimmy Eat World

2924
02:34:48,840 --> 02:34:50,840
I know two songs

2925
02:34:50,840 --> 02:34:52,840
By them and it's like I know a bunch of songs by

2926
02:34:52,840 --> 02:34:54,840
Fall Out Boy but I don't really like them

2927
02:34:54,840 --> 02:34:56,840
We fucked up because fucking

2928
02:34:56,840 --> 02:34:58,840
Who opened for them

2929
02:34:58,840 --> 02:35:00,840
It was like fucking

2930
02:35:00,840 --> 02:35:02,840
I think it was American Baseball

2931
02:35:02,840 --> 02:35:04,840
Opened up for them or something

2932
02:35:04,840 --> 02:35:06,840
It was like one of like the

2933
02:35:06,840 --> 02:35:08,840
Oh damn

2934
02:35:08,840 --> 02:35:10,840
They're a good band though and it was just like

2935
02:35:10,840 --> 02:35:12,840
Both of our girlfriends were like oh let's get drinks

2936
02:35:12,840 --> 02:35:14,840
So we missed them

2937
02:35:14,840 --> 02:35:16,840
We show up for Jimmy Eat World and then my brother

2938
02:35:16,840 --> 02:35:18,840
Got drunk and he was just like

2939
02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:20,840
In between every song

2940
02:35:20,840 --> 02:35:22,840
Jimmy or what did he was just like

2941
02:35:22,840 --> 02:35:24,840
Play the metal

2942
02:35:24,840 --> 02:35:26,840
Play it

2943
02:35:26,840 --> 02:35:28,840
Play the metal nobody knows this shit

2944
02:35:28,840 --> 02:35:30,840
And he was just being so loud and obnoxious

2945
02:35:30,840 --> 02:35:32,840
The whole fucking section

2946
02:35:32,840 --> 02:35:34,840
Started backing them though

2947
02:35:34,840 --> 02:35:36,840
The break of every song

2948
02:35:36,840 --> 02:35:38,840
Play the metal

2949
02:35:38,840 --> 02:35:40,840
Play the metal

2950
02:35:40,840 --> 02:35:42,840
Play the metal

2951
02:35:42,840 --> 02:35:44,840
It was just so disrespectful

2952
02:35:44,840 --> 02:35:46,840
I hope they didn't hear us on the stage

2953
02:35:46,840 --> 02:35:48,840
And then they did and we fucking went

2954
02:35:48,840 --> 02:35:50,840
Preserved

2955
02:35:50,840 --> 02:35:52,840
So was Fall Out Boy good?

2956
02:35:52,840 --> 02:35:54,840
Fall Out Boy was like alright I don't know

2957
02:35:54,840 --> 02:35:56,840
They're good and it was just like they got a couple good songs

2958
02:35:56,840 --> 02:35:58,840
Like when they played Dance Dance I went fucking crazy

2959
02:35:58,840 --> 02:36:00,840
That was like

2960
02:36:00,840 --> 02:36:02,840
Yeah that was like their second to last song

2961
02:36:02,840 --> 02:36:04,840
I know

2962
02:36:04,840 --> 02:36:06,840
My grandpa listens to like

2963
02:36:06,840 --> 02:36:08,840
Elvis and like Do Wap and shit

2964
02:36:08,840 --> 02:36:10,840
Yeah

2965
02:36:10,840 --> 02:36:12,840
And I guess he was like watching Fall Out Boy

2966
02:36:12,840 --> 02:36:14,840
One time on the

2967
02:36:14,840 --> 02:36:16,840
Like they were playing on some concert on TV

2968
02:36:16,840 --> 02:36:18,840
He was like you know who I really like

2969
02:36:18,840 --> 02:36:20,840
To new

2970
02:36:20,840 --> 02:36:22,840
These new guys I really like is the Fall Out Boys

2971
02:36:22,840 --> 02:36:24,840
Yeah

2972
02:36:24,840 --> 02:36:26,840
Yeah

2973
02:36:26,840 --> 02:36:28,840
Yeah

2974
02:36:28,840 --> 02:36:30,840
Alright that's pretty cool

2975
02:36:30,840 --> 02:36:32,840
I mean

2976
02:36:32,840 --> 02:36:34,840
He's a little bit late on that one

2977
02:36:34,840 --> 02:36:36,840
But still it's so wholesome

2978
02:36:36,840 --> 02:36:38,840
Now he's like he's coming around

2979
02:36:38,840 --> 02:36:40,840
To it. Everybody likes Fall Out Boys

2980
02:36:40,840 --> 02:36:42,840
Yeah

2981
02:36:42,840 --> 02:36:44,840
I like these, the Fall Out Boys

2982
02:36:44,840 --> 02:36:46,840
Yeah they're pretty fucking good

2983
02:36:46,840 --> 02:36:48,840
Oh shit

2984
02:36:48,840 --> 02:36:50,840
Alright Ellie Mack

2985
02:36:50,840 --> 02:36:52,840
Oh no

2986
02:36:52,840 --> 02:36:54,840
It's really

2987
02:36:54,840 --> 02:36:56,840
I hope this podcast

2988
02:36:56,840 --> 02:36:58,840
Come back with some who wants

2989
02:36:58,840 --> 02:37:00,840
To be a millionaire

2990
02:37:00,840 --> 02:37:02,840
Oh God

2991
02:37:02,840 --> 02:37:04,840
Oh God

2992
02:37:04,840 --> 02:37:06,840
The music

2993
02:37:06,840 --> 02:37:08,840
The PTSD

2994
02:37:08,840 --> 02:37:10,840
Flowing through my veins

2995
02:37:10,840 --> 02:37:12,840
Welcome back

2996
02:37:12,840 --> 02:37:14,840
It's going to be a strong showing today

2997
02:37:14,840 --> 02:37:16,840
Who wants to be a millionaire

2998
02:37:16,840 --> 02:37:18,840
I do

2999
02:37:18,840 --> 02:37:20,840
Featuring Ellie Mack

3000
02:37:20,840 --> 02:37:22,840
On the show again

3001
02:37:24,840 --> 02:37:26,840
Ellie Mack you want to know what you're playing for

3002
02:37:26,840 --> 02:37:28,840
What am I playing for today

3003
02:37:28,840 --> 02:37:30,840
Since you were a good

3004
02:37:30,840 --> 02:37:32,840
Saint and you

3005
02:37:32,840 --> 02:37:34,840
We did the podcast late shit

3006
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:36,840
We what

3007
02:37:36,840 --> 02:37:38,840
I said since you like stayed for the

3008
02:37:38,840 --> 02:37:40,840
Podcast late you're committed to it

3009
02:37:40,840 --> 02:37:42,840
We're going for a fucking

3010
02:37:42,840 --> 02:37:44,840
3000 Jeopardy points

3011
02:37:44,840 --> 02:37:46,840
In the next game

3012
02:37:46,840 --> 02:37:48,840
This is going to be

3013
02:37:48,840 --> 02:37:50,840
Controversial

3014
02:37:50,840 --> 02:37:52,840
I predict a very

3015
02:37:52,840 --> 02:37:54,840
Angry Tyler week

3016
02:37:54,840 --> 02:37:56,840
Next time I'm here

3017
02:37:56,840 --> 02:37:58,840
So

3018
02:37:58,840 --> 02:38:00,840
Yeah so Ellie Mack

3019
02:38:00,840 --> 02:38:02,840
You got 3000 points if you win

3020
02:38:02,840 --> 02:38:04,840
If you um

3021
02:38:04,840 --> 02:38:06,840
You know you got lifelines but if you

3022
02:38:06,840 --> 02:38:08,840
Fail a question

3023
02:38:08,840 --> 02:38:10,840
I want you to eat

3024
02:38:10,840 --> 02:38:12,840
Six Pringles chips

3025
02:38:12,840 --> 02:38:14,840
Okay that's fair I think

3026
02:38:14,840 --> 02:38:16,840
That's a fair wager cause that would be painful

3027
02:38:16,840 --> 02:38:18,840
Yeah

3028
02:38:18,840 --> 02:38:20,840
I could go on a bad run

3029
02:38:20,840 --> 02:38:22,840
If I eat six of those that might affect my

3030
02:38:22,840 --> 02:38:24,840
My cognitive function

3031
02:38:24,840 --> 02:38:26,840
They're so fucking spicy to be honest but

3032
02:38:26,840 --> 02:38:28,840
Alright I'm feeling good

3033
02:38:28,840 --> 02:38:30,840
You got

3034
02:38:30,840 --> 02:38:32,840
Three lifelines you got phone a friend

3035
02:38:32,840 --> 02:38:34,840
You got a double dip

3036
02:38:34,840 --> 02:38:36,840
And uh 50 50

3037
02:38:36,840 --> 02:38:38,840
Okay

3038
02:38:38,840 --> 02:38:40,840
Alright No Don Juan this time

3039
02:38:40,840 --> 02:38:42,840
Well I mean you could

3040
02:38:42,840 --> 02:38:44,840
Phone Don Juan right

3041
02:38:44,840 --> 02:38:46,840
But before Don Juan was a

3042
02:38:46,840 --> 02:38:48,840
Fourth lifeline

3043
02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,840
He's not here though

3044
02:38:50,840 --> 02:38:52,840
He was never here

3045
02:38:52,840 --> 02:38:54,840
Do you want a fourth lifeline

3046
02:38:54,840 --> 02:38:56,840
We'll see if it comes down to it maybe we call in the Don Juan

3047
02:38:56,840 --> 02:38:58,840
Maybe I can get that far without him though

3048
02:38:58,840 --> 02:39:00,840
Alright let's call Don Juan back

3049
02:39:00,840 --> 02:39:02,840
Alright

3050
02:39:02,840 --> 02:39:04,840
Alright

3051
02:39:04,840 --> 02:39:06,840
Alright

3052
02:39:06,840 --> 02:39:08,840
Alright 100 dollars

3053
02:39:08,840 --> 02:39:10,840
At a restaurant

3054
02:39:10,840 --> 02:39:12,840
You'll see deer meat on the menu

3055
02:39:12,840 --> 02:39:14,840
I wonder what name

3056
02:39:14,840 --> 02:39:16,840
A. Calamari

3057
02:39:16,840 --> 02:39:18,840
Venson

3058
02:39:18,840 --> 02:39:20,840
C. Shank D. Escargot

3059
02:39:20,840 --> 02:39:22,840
Final answer

3060
02:39:22,840 --> 02:39:24,840
Final answer

3061
02:39:24,840 --> 02:39:26,840
Alright

3062
02:39:26,840 --> 02:39:28,840
That was a layup

3063
02:39:32,840 --> 02:39:34,840
Okay

3064
02:39:34,840 --> 02:39:36,840
What is the name for a group of crows

3065
02:39:36,840 --> 02:39:38,840
A murder

3066
02:39:38,840 --> 02:39:40,840
A homicide B. Suicide

3067
02:39:40,840 --> 02:39:42,840
Or D. Execution

3068
02:39:42,840 --> 02:39:44,840
Oh my god

3069
02:39:44,840 --> 02:39:46,840
Well I'm glad I at least

3070
02:39:46,840 --> 02:39:48,840
Demonstrated intelligence without needing

3071
02:39:48,840 --> 02:39:50,840
To sort it out from that

3072
02:39:50,840 --> 02:39:52,840
It's called the Homicide of Crows Casey

3073
02:39:52,840 --> 02:39:54,840
Final answer

3074
02:40:00,840 --> 02:40:02,840
Okay

3075
02:40:02,840 --> 02:40:04,840
Another good one

3076
02:40:04,840 --> 02:40:06,840
300 dollars

3077
02:40:06,840 --> 02:40:08,840
Which celebrity was the world's first

3078
02:40:08,840 --> 02:40:10,840
What celebrity was the first

3079
02:40:10,840 --> 02:40:12,840
Sorry

3080
02:40:12,840 --> 02:40:14,840
Sorry

3081
02:40:14,840 --> 02:40:16,840
What celebrity was the world's first cloned animal

3082
02:40:16,840 --> 02:40:18,840
A sheep named after

3083
02:40:18,840 --> 02:40:20,840
In 1996

3084
02:40:20,840 --> 02:40:22,840
A. Little Richard

3085
02:40:22,840 --> 02:40:24,840
B. Michael Jackson

3086
02:40:24,840 --> 02:40:26,840
C. Cher

3087
02:40:26,840 --> 02:40:28,840
D. Dolly Parton

3088
02:40:32,840 --> 02:40:34,840
I think it was Dolly

3089
02:40:34,840 --> 02:40:36,840
What year?

3090
02:40:36,840 --> 02:40:38,840
1996

3091
02:40:38,840 --> 02:40:40,840
1996 it might have been Michael Jackson

3092
02:40:40,840 --> 02:40:42,840
Or the other two options

3093
02:40:42,840 --> 02:40:44,840
Dolly Parton and Michael Jackson

3094
02:40:44,840 --> 02:40:46,840
A. Little Richard B. Michael Jackson

3095
02:40:46,840 --> 02:40:48,840
C. Cher

3096
02:40:48,840 --> 02:40:50,840
It's not Cher

3097
02:40:50,840 --> 02:40:52,840
It cannot be Cher

3098
02:40:52,840 --> 02:40:54,840
If it was Cher I would fucking

3099
02:40:54,840 --> 02:40:56,840
I don't know Little Richard just seems like

3100
02:40:56,840 --> 02:40:58,840
A good name to name a sheep

3101
02:40:58,840 --> 02:41:00,840
But like I don't know my gut told me

3102
02:41:00,840 --> 02:41:02,840
The first the world's first cloned

3103
02:41:02,840 --> 02:41:04,840
Animal

3104
02:41:04,840 --> 02:41:06,840
Sheep

3105
02:41:06,840 --> 02:41:08,840
With this name

3106
02:41:08,840 --> 02:41:10,840
Yeah

3107
02:41:14,840 --> 02:41:16,840
This is a tough one

3108
02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:18,840
This is a really tough one

3109
02:41:18,840 --> 02:41:20,840
Because Cher is eliminated

3110
02:41:20,840 --> 02:41:22,840
If it's Cher I will just

3111
02:41:22,840 --> 02:41:24,840
I'll riot

3112
02:41:24,840 --> 02:41:26,840
But

3113
02:41:28,840 --> 02:41:30,840
I don't know if I

3114
02:41:30,840 --> 02:41:32,840
I think I can risk the six chips at this point

3115
02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:34,840
So do you think it was a male or a female?

3116
02:41:36,840 --> 02:41:38,840
Wait it's a sheep

3117
02:41:38,840 --> 02:41:40,840
Yeah

3118
02:41:40,840 --> 02:41:42,840
You can have male and female

3119
02:41:42,840 --> 02:41:44,840
Sheep though I believe

3120
02:41:44,840 --> 02:41:46,840
Right do you think it was a male or a female?

3121
02:41:46,840 --> 02:41:48,840
Yeah I thought you were

3122
02:41:48,840 --> 02:41:50,840
Trying to give me a hint there

3123
02:41:50,840 --> 02:41:52,840
Like one's a goat

3124
02:41:52,840 --> 02:42:02,840
Two male Little Richard Michael Jackson Cher Dolly Barton

3125
02:42:02,840 --> 02:42:04,840
You know what we're gonna go for it

3126
02:42:08,840 --> 02:42:12,840
Why do I just feel like I remember it being Michael Jackson?

3127
02:42:12,840 --> 02:42:14,840
Like it sounds like that would be a joke

3128
02:42:14,840 --> 02:42:16,840
But I think it was like a joke name

3129
02:42:16,840 --> 02:42:18,840
No no no

3130
02:42:18,840 --> 02:42:20,840
We're gonna go Little Richard lock it in

3131
02:42:20,840 --> 02:42:22,840
Lock it in

3132
02:42:22,840 --> 02:42:24,840
Find an answer

3133
02:42:28,840 --> 02:42:30,840
Find an answer

3134
02:42:30,840 --> 02:42:32,840
Michael Jackson

3135
02:42:32,840 --> 02:42:34,840
No

3136
02:42:34,840 --> 02:42:36,840
Oh man

3137
02:42:36,840 --> 02:42:38,840
Michael Jackson lock it in

3138
02:42:38,840 --> 02:42:40,840
Find an answer

3139
02:42:46,840 --> 02:42:48,840
That was Dolly Barton

3140
02:42:48,840 --> 02:42:50,840
I think I want you to write

3141
02:42:50,840 --> 02:42:52,840
Eat six extreme scorch and Pringles chips

3142
02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:54,840
Eat six extreme scorch and Pringles chips

3143
02:42:54,840 --> 02:42:56,840
Eat six extreme scorch and Pringles chips

3144
02:42:56,840 --> 02:42:58,840
Alright we're gonna go three at a time

3145
02:42:58,840 --> 02:43:00,840
Three at a time twice

3146
02:43:00,840 --> 02:43:02,840
Those are actually pretty hot right?

3147
02:43:02,840 --> 02:43:04,840
They're pretty hot

3148
02:43:04,840 --> 02:43:06,840
They're scorch and Pringles

3149
02:43:06,840 --> 02:43:08,840
Scorch and extreme buffalo

3150
02:43:08,840 --> 02:43:10,840
Alright so we got one two three here

3151
02:43:10,840 --> 02:43:12,840
Naturally artificially flavored

3152
02:43:12,840 --> 02:43:14,840
Yeah I can taste the artificial

3153
02:43:14,840 --> 02:43:16,840
Yeah I can taste the artificial

3154
02:43:16,840 --> 02:43:18,840
Alright we got two stacks three here

3155
02:43:18,840 --> 02:43:20,840
Alright we got two stacks three here

3156
02:43:20,840 --> 02:43:22,840
We're gonna go the spicy side up

3157
02:43:22,840 --> 02:43:24,840
To hopefully mitigate some

3158
02:43:24,840 --> 02:43:26,840
Element of heat

3159
02:43:26,840 --> 02:43:28,840
Alright and here we go

3160
02:43:28,840 --> 02:43:30,840
I should have known that was Dolly Barton

3161
02:43:30,840 --> 02:43:32,840
Why would they name it Michael Jackson?

3162
02:43:32,840 --> 02:43:34,840
Why would they name it Michael Jackson?

3163
02:43:34,840 --> 02:43:36,840
I over thought that answer so hard

3164
02:43:38,840 --> 02:43:40,840
Yeah it was Dolly the sheep

3165
02:43:40,840 --> 02:43:42,840
The first cloned animal

3166
02:43:42,840 --> 02:43:44,840
Was a sheep named Dolly

3167
02:43:44,840 --> 02:43:46,840
In like the 90s

3168
02:43:46,840 --> 02:43:48,840
And uh

3169
02:43:50,840 --> 02:43:52,840
And so technically they could

3170
02:43:52,840 --> 02:43:54,840
Clone humans now actually

3171
02:43:54,840 --> 02:43:56,840
Cause right they did it with the sheep

3172
02:43:56,840 --> 02:43:58,840
It's obviously easy to clone humans

3173
02:43:58,840 --> 02:44:00,840
But it's unethical

3174
02:44:02,840 --> 02:44:04,840
We did go into this

3175
02:44:04,840 --> 02:44:06,840
Like three weeks

3176
02:44:06,840 --> 02:44:08,840
Ago

3177
02:44:08,840 --> 02:44:14,840
Not super deep but I did

3178
02:44:16,840 --> 02:44:18,840
Well Casey

3179
02:44:18,840 --> 02:44:20,840
They're quite spicy

3180
02:44:20,840 --> 02:44:22,840
Alright I'll leave that to the support

3181
02:44:22,840 --> 02:44:24,840
But I need to hold on to my composure

3182
02:44:24,840 --> 02:44:26,840
Or it's just gonna get worse

3183
02:44:28,840 --> 02:44:30,840
Uh let's see

3184
02:44:30,840 --> 02:44:32,840
$500, who was the first

3185
02:44:32,840 --> 02:44:34,840
Woman to be appointed to the US

3186
02:44:34,840 --> 02:44:38,840
Supreme Court in 1979

3187
02:44:38,840 --> 02:44:40,840
A Ruth Bader Ginsburg

3188
02:44:40,840 --> 02:44:42,840
B Elena Kagan

3189
02:44:42,840 --> 02:44:44,840
C Sandra Day O'Connor

3190
02:44:44,840 --> 02:44:46,840
D Sonia Sotomayor

3191
02:44:48,840 --> 02:44:50,840
A final answer

3192
02:44:52,840 --> 02:44:54,840
She was in there for fucking ever

3193
02:44:54,840 --> 02:44:56,840
No! No!

3194
02:44:56,840 --> 02:44:58,840
No no no

3195
02:44:58,840 --> 02:45:02,840
I don't know

3196
02:45:02,840 --> 02:45:04,840
The first woman to be

3197
02:45:04,840 --> 02:45:06,840
Appointed to the US Supreme Court in 1979

3198
02:45:06,840 --> 02:45:08,840
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

3199
02:45:08,840 --> 02:45:10,840
Elena Kagan

3200
02:45:10,840 --> 02:45:12,840
Sandra Day O'Connor

3201
02:45:12,840 --> 02:45:14,840
Sonia Sotomayor

3202
02:45:14,840 --> 02:45:16,840
I'm not gonna lie I don't know B through D

3203
02:45:16,840 --> 02:45:18,840
Never heard those names before in my life

3204
02:45:18,840 --> 02:45:20,840
Really?

3205
02:45:20,840 --> 02:45:22,840
But it just seems like

3206
02:45:22,840 --> 02:45:24,840
Cause Ruth Bader

3207
02:45:24,840 --> 02:45:26,840
B

3208
02:45:26,840 --> 02:45:28,840
Ruth Bader

3209
02:45:28,840 --> 02:45:30,840
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

3210
02:45:30,840 --> 02:45:32,840
She was the one who fucking died

3211
02:45:32,840 --> 02:45:34,840
Like

3212
02:45:34,840 --> 02:45:36,840
I don't know three years ago right?

3213
02:45:36,840 --> 02:45:38,840
Yeah

3214
02:45:42,840 --> 02:45:44,840
We're just gonna go with her

3215
02:45:44,840 --> 02:45:46,840
Fuck it I'll lock it in

3216
02:45:46,840 --> 02:45:48,840
I don't know this one yet

3217
02:45:48,840 --> 02:45:50,840
Cause double dipping's not gonna help

3218
02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:52,840
Cause I just don't know

3219
02:45:52,840 --> 02:45:54,840
It's gonna be a double

3220
02:45:54,840 --> 02:45:56,840
Double

3221
02:45:56,840 --> 02:45:58,840
That would be Sandra Day O'Connor

3222
02:45:58,840 --> 02:46:00,840
Yup

3223
02:46:00,840 --> 02:46:02,840
I don't know how the fuck you would expect me to know that

3224
02:46:02,840 --> 02:46:04,840
I'll be back

3225
02:46:04,840 --> 02:46:06,840
Six more chips of pain

3226
02:46:06,840 --> 02:46:08,840
You fucking dick

3227
02:46:08,840 --> 02:46:10,840
Are you doing three at a time?

3228
02:46:10,840 --> 02:46:12,840
We're at two stacks of three

3229
02:46:12,840 --> 02:46:14,840
I'm just gonna preload the first stack

3230
02:46:14,840 --> 02:46:16,840
How does this compare to like the Carolina Reaper

3231
02:46:16,840 --> 02:46:18,840
I really think it's kinda cool

3232
02:46:18,840 --> 02:46:20,840
In the way where like right now it's bearable

3233
02:46:20,840 --> 02:46:22,840
I'm just gonna preload the first stack

3234
02:46:22,840 --> 02:46:24,840
In the way where like right now it's bearable

3235
02:46:24,840 --> 02:46:26,840
But after I do these next six

3236
02:46:26,840 --> 02:46:28,840
It's probably gonna get really hot

3237
02:46:28,840 --> 02:46:30,840
It's just like my fucking tongue

3238
02:46:30,840 --> 02:46:32,840
Was on fire

3239
02:46:32,840 --> 02:46:34,840
Water, yeah

3240
02:46:34,840 --> 02:46:36,840
Water didn't help, it just like spread it around

3241
02:46:36,840 --> 02:46:38,840
Yeah you'll have that

3242
02:46:38,840 --> 02:46:40,840
On them big jobs

3243
02:46:40,840 --> 02:46:42,840
For the first three

3244
02:46:42,840 --> 02:46:44,840
Chips right now

3245
02:46:44,840 --> 02:46:46,840
There we go, I'll be back

3246
02:46:48,840 --> 02:46:50,840
The second

3247
02:46:50,840 --> 02:46:52,840
Second half of the chips

3248
02:46:52,840 --> 02:46:54,840
Oh man, that looks painful

3249
02:46:54,840 --> 02:46:56,840
Alright, I'll be right back

3250
02:47:04,840 --> 02:47:06,840
Okay

3251
02:47:06,840 --> 02:47:08,840
I'm gonna go with the

3252
02:47:08,840 --> 02:47:10,840
The first one

3253
02:47:10,840 --> 02:47:12,840
The second one

3254
02:47:12,840 --> 02:47:14,840
Okay

3255
02:47:16,840 --> 02:47:18,840
The heat is getting cranked up literally

3256
02:47:18,840 --> 02:47:20,840
$1000, what is the

3257
02:47:20,840 --> 02:47:22,840
Highest grossing Broadway show

3258
02:47:22,840 --> 02:47:24,840
Of all time

3259
02:47:24,840 --> 02:47:26,840
A, The Lion King

3260
02:47:26,840 --> 02:47:28,840
B, Les Miserables

3261
02:47:28,840 --> 02:47:30,840
C, Hamilton

3262
02:47:30,840 --> 02:47:32,840
D, The Phantom of the Opera

3263
02:47:32,840 --> 02:47:34,840
D

3264
02:47:36,840 --> 02:47:38,840
D

3265
02:47:38,840 --> 02:47:40,840
Final answer

3266
02:47:40,840 --> 02:47:42,840
Might be Hamilton

3267
02:47:44,840 --> 02:47:46,840
Hamilton

3268
02:47:48,840 --> 02:47:50,840
Hamilton, final answer

3269
02:47:50,840 --> 02:47:52,840
Yeah

3270
02:47:52,840 --> 02:47:54,840
If you threw me off

3271
02:47:54,840 --> 02:47:56,840
I'm gonna kill you

3272
02:47:58,840 --> 02:48:00,840
That would be The Lion King

3273
02:48:02,840 --> 02:48:04,840
Oh my god

3274
02:48:04,840 --> 02:48:06,840
I'll be back, I got more chips to eat

3275
02:48:06,840 --> 02:48:08,840
Oh my god

3276
02:48:08,840 --> 02:48:10,840
Oh my god

3277
02:48:10,840 --> 02:48:12,840
I still haven't gotten over the heat

3278
02:48:12,840 --> 02:48:14,840
Of the last three

3279
02:48:14,840 --> 02:48:16,840
A double dip wouldn't have helped though

3280
02:48:16,840 --> 02:48:18,840
Cause I don't know

3281
02:48:18,840 --> 02:48:20,840
And I don't believe that Dan or Tyler know

3282
02:48:20,840 --> 02:48:22,840
And I'm not gonna call anyone else

3283
02:48:22,840 --> 02:48:24,840
You don't know Broadway?

3284
02:48:24,840 --> 02:48:26,840
No I don't know Broadway, Boatman knows Broadway

3285
02:48:26,840 --> 02:48:28,840
Well I should call Boatman

3286
02:48:28,840 --> 02:48:30,840
Oh my god I could have called Boatman

3287
02:48:30,840 --> 02:48:32,840
You still got three lifelines on that

3288
02:48:32,840 --> 02:48:34,840
This is serious, you're going for $3000

3289
02:48:34,840 --> 02:48:36,840
As you eat those chips

3290
02:48:48,840 --> 02:48:50,840
$2000

3291
02:48:50,840 --> 02:48:52,840
Which children's story

3292
02:48:52,840 --> 02:48:54,840
Was not written by

3293
02:48:54,840 --> 02:48:56,840
Roald Dahl

3294
02:48:56,840 --> 02:48:58,840
I don't fucking know

3295
02:48:58,840 --> 02:49:00,840
A, James and the Giant Peach

3296
02:49:00,840 --> 02:49:02,840
B, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

3297
02:49:02,840 --> 02:49:04,840
C, Matilda

3298
02:49:04,840 --> 02:49:06,840
D, The Polar Express

3299
02:49:16,840 --> 02:49:18,840
Options again

3300
02:49:18,840 --> 02:49:20,840
A, James and the Giant Peach

3301
02:49:20,840 --> 02:49:22,840
He definitely had that

3302
02:49:22,840 --> 02:49:24,840
B, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

3303
02:49:24,840 --> 02:49:26,840
Probably

3304
02:49:26,840 --> 02:49:28,840
C, Matilda

3305
02:49:28,840 --> 02:49:30,840
D, The Polar Express

3306
02:49:30,840 --> 02:49:32,840
Matilda's my first answer

3307
02:49:32,840 --> 02:49:34,840
Double dip

3308
02:49:36,840 --> 02:49:38,840
Matilda

3309
02:49:38,840 --> 02:49:40,840
Final answer

3310
02:49:40,840 --> 02:49:42,840
My first one yeah

3311
02:49:48,840 --> 02:49:50,840
What'd you still got a double dip

3312
02:49:50,840 --> 02:49:52,840
So uh

3313
02:49:52,840 --> 02:49:54,840
You got one more answer

3314
02:49:54,840 --> 02:49:56,840
You got

3315
02:49:56,840 --> 02:49:58,840
James and the Giant Peach

3316
02:49:58,840 --> 02:50:00,840
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

3317
02:50:00,840 --> 02:50:02,840
Polar Express

3318
02:50:02,840 --> 02:50:04,840
Polar Express

3319
02:50:04,840 --> 02:50:06,840
Final answer

3320
02:50:06,840 --> 02:50:08,840
I really fucking hope so

3321
02:50:12,840 --> 02:50:14,840
Oh my god

3322
02:50:14,840 --> 02:50:16,840
Oh my god thank god

3323
02:50:16,840 --> 02:50:18,840
You uh

3324
02:50:18,840 --> 02:50:20,840
You don't want to eat anymore

3325
02:50:20,840 --> 02:50:22,840
Other chips do you

3326
02:50:22,840 --> 02:50:26,840
They're really hot now man

3327
02:50:32,840 --> 02:50:34,840
$4,000

3328
02:50:34,840 --> 02:50:36,840
In chemistry

3329
02:50:36,840 --> 02:50:38,840
The change of state called sublimation

3330
02:50:38,840 --> 02:50:40,840
Happens between which of these

3331
02:50:40,840 --> 02:50:42,840
Faces matter

3332
02:50:42,840 --> 02:50:44,840
A, Gas to Solid

3333
02:50:44,840 --> 02:50:46,840
B, Solid to Gas

3334
02:50:46,840 --> 02:50:48,840
C, Liquid to Gas

3335
02:50:48,840 --> 02:50:50,840
D, Gas to Liquid

3336
02:50:50,840 --> 02:50:52,840
Alright let me think about this

3337
02:50:54,840 --> 02:50:56,840
Liquid to Gas

3338
02:50:56,840 --> 02:50:58,840
That's boiling

3339
02:51:02,840 --> 02:51:04,840
Liquid to Solid

3340
02:51:04,840 --> 02:51:06,840
That's freezing

3341
02:51:06,840 --> 02:51:08,840
So it's gotta be one of the extremes

3342
02:51:08,840 --> 02:51:10,840
That wasn't an option actually

3343
02:51:10,840 --> 02:51:12,840
It's A, Gas to Solid

3344
02:51:12,840 --> 02:51:14,840
B, Solid to Gas

3345
02:51:14,840 --> 02:51:16,840
C, Liquid to Gas

3346
02:51:16,840 --> 02:51:18,840
D, Gas to Liquid

3347
02:51:18,840 --> 02:51:20,840
Alright so it's not

3348
02:51:22,840 --> 02:51:24,840
Condensation is

3349
02:51:24,840 --> 02:51:26,840
Gas to Liquid

3350
02:51:28,840 --> 02:51:30,840
Boiling is

3351
02:51:30,840 --> 02:51:32,840
Liquid to Gas

3352
02:51:34,840 --> 02:51:36,840
Were there any

3353
02:51:36,840 --> 02:51:38,840
Gas to Solid

3354
02:51:38,840 --> 02:51:40,840
or Solid to Gas up there

3355
02:51:40,840 --> 02:51:42,840
Yeah A is Gas to Solid

3356
02:51:44,840 --> 02:51:46,840
B is Solid to Gas

3357
02:51:46,840 --> 02:51:48,840
C, Liquid to Gas

3358
02:51:48,840 --> 02:51:50,840
D, Gas to Liquid

3359
02:51:50,840 --> 02:51:52,840
Alright so C and D are

3360
02:51:52,840 --> 02:51:54,840
Eliminated

3361
02:51:56,840 --> 02:51:58,840
So that leaves the two

3362
02:51:58,840 --> 02:52:00,840
Extremes of Gas to Solid

3363
02:52:00,840 --> 02:52:02,840
Wait

3364
02:52:02,840 --> 02:52:04,840
Right? Gas to Solid

3365
02:52:04,840 --> 02:52:06,840
Solid to Gas

3366
02:52:06,840 --> 02:52:08,840
Yeah

3367
02:52:08,840 --> 02:52:10,840
Called what?

3368
02:52:10,840 --> 02:52:16,840
Sublimation

3369
02:52:20,840 --> 02:52:22,840
Sublimation

3370
02:52:22,840 --> 02:52:24,840
Sublimation makes me think like breaking apart

3371
02:52:28,840 --> 02:52:30,840
Solid to Gas

3372
02:52:30,840 --> 02:52:32,840
I know that's true

3373
02:52:32,840 --> 02:52:34,840
I hope so

3374
02:52:34,840 --> 02:52:36,840
That's such a toss up though

3375
02:52:36,840 --> 02:52:38,840
No please no

3376
02:52:40,840 --> 02:52:42,840
Yeah

3377
02:52:44,840 --> 02:52:46,840
Can I get the vape please

3378
02:52:46,840 --> 02:52:48,840
Oh my god

3379
02:52:48,840 --> 02:52:50,840
This is so stressful

3380
02:52:50,840 --> 02:52:52,840
The chips hurt so bad

3381
02:52:52,840 --> 02:52:54,840
Those chips are no bueno right?

3382
02:52:54,840 --> 02:52:56,840
I like my thought process there

3383
02:52:56,840 --> 02:52:58,840
I think I put that together pretty well

3384
02:52:58,840 --> 02:53:00,840
Yeah like CO2, dry ice

3385
02:53:00,840 --> 02:53:02,840
Turns into Carbon Dioxide

3386
02:53:02,840 --> 02:53:04,840
That's what this thing is

3387
02:53:04,840 --> 02:53:06,840
I like the way the word sounds

3388
02:53:06,840 --> 02:53:08,840
Sublimation, like when I think sub like

3389
02:53:08,840 --> 02:53:10,840
Subsidize

3390
02:53:10,840 --> 02:53:12,840
Like it just, I don't know

3391
02:53:12,840 --> 02:53:14,840
Yeah yeah

3392
02:53:14,840 --> 02:53:16,840
$8,000, which of these bodies of water

3393
02:53:16,840 --> 02:53:18,840
Is not adjacent to Africa?

3394
02:53:18,840 --> 02:53:20,840
A, Pacific Ocean

3395
02:53:20,840 --> 02:53:22,840
B, Atlantic Ocean

3396
02:53:22,840 --> 02:53:24,840
C, Indian Ocean

3397
02:53:24,840 --> 02:53:34,840
E, Mediterranean Sea

3398
02:53:34,840 --> 02:53:36,840
So Pacific and

3399
02:53:36,840 --> 02:53:38,840
So let me think about this

3400
02:53:38,840 --> 02:53:40,840
Atlantic has got to

3401
02:53:42,840 --> 02:53:44,840
Because you have the Atlantic to the East

3402
02:53:44,840 --> 02:53:46,840
And the Pacific to the West

3403
02:53:46,840 --> 02:53:48,840
And the Pacific I believe stretches into

3404
02:53:48,840 --> 02:53:50,840
Where it turns into the Mediterranean Sea

3405
02:53:50,840 --> 02:53:52,840
What was the option outside of those three?

3406
02:53:52,840 --> 02:53:54,840
A, Pacific

3407
02:53:54,840 --> 02:53:56,840
B, Atlantic

3408
02:53:56,840 --> 02:53:58,840
C, Indian Ocean

3409
02:53:58,840 --> 02:54:00,840
D, Mediterranean Sea

3410
02:54:00,840 --> 02:54:02,840
How many guys in Indian Ocean?

3411
02:54:06,840 --> 02:54:08,840
You're gonna guess?

3412
02:54:08,840 --> 02:54:10,840
I'm gonna guess

3413
02:54:10,840 --> 02:54:12,840
Final answer

3414
02:54:12,840 --> 02:54:14,840
Why are you laughing?

3415
02:54:14,840 --> 02:54:16,840
You direct my answer

3416
02:54:16,840 --> 02:54:18,840
Because you're guessing

3417
02:54:18,840 --> 02:54:20,840
Casey

3418
02:54:20,840 --> 02:54:22,840
Who am I gonna call that's gonna know this?

3419
02:54:24,840 --> 02:54:26,840
I think Tyler Dan might actually know that

3420
02:54:26,840 --> 02:54:28,840
What's in the Mediterranean?

3421
02:54:28,840 --> 02:54:30,840
Tyler Dan might actually know that

3422
02:54:34,840 --> 02:54:36,840
We're gonna call

3423
02:54:36,840 --> 02:54:38,840
You're gonna call?

3424
02:54:38,840 --> 02:54:40,840
You're gonna use a lifeline?

3425
02:54:40,840 --> 02:54:42,840
We're gonna call

3426
02:54:44,840 --> 02:54:46,840
We're gonna call Tyler

3427
02:54:46,840 --> 02:54:48,840
Alright we're calling Tyler as a lifeline

3428
02:54:48,840 --> 02:54:50,840
Because I don't think Dan

3429
02:54:50,840 --> 02:54:52,840
I don't know if Dan was down for the call out

3430
02:54:52,840 --> 02:54:54,840
Or not Tyler was though

3431
02:54:54,840 --> 02:54:56,840
Oh they both were right

3432
02:55:04,840 --> 02:55:06,840
Tell me he doesn't pick up

3433
02:55:06,840 --> 02:55:16,840
Oh my god

3434
02:55:20,840 --> 02:55:22,840
Tyler left you hanging

3435
02:55:22,840 --> 02:55:24,840
I guess we're gonna call Dan

3436
02:55:24,840 --> 02:55:26,840
I guess we're gonna call Dan

3437
02:55:26,840 --> 02:55:28,840
I still after all this time

3438
02:55:28,840 --> 02:55:30,840
I'm not sure if I have Dan's number

3439
02:55:32,840 --> 02:55:34,840
I don't have Dan's number

3440
02:55:34,840 --> 02:55:36,840
I will call him on Facebook Messenger

3441
02:55:36,840 --> 02:55:38,840
Alright call him on Facebook

3442
02:55:42,840 --> 02:55:44,840
Get him on the video chat

3443
02:55:44,840 --> 02:55:46,840
Maybe not video

3444
02:55:46,840 --> 02:55:48,840
We'll just call him

3445
02:55:50,840 --> 02:55:52,840
Back to 41 minutes ago

3446
02:55:52,840 --> 02:55:54,840
We're reaching here

3447
02:55:56,840 --> 02:55:58,840
Dan though I've been calling you

3448
02:55:58,840 --> 02:56:00,840
Who wants to be a billionaire

3449
02:56:00,840 --> 02:56:02,840
Alright I got a question

3450
02:56:02,840 --> 02:56:04,840
You think you can help me out with this shit though?

3451
02:56:08,840 --> 02:56:10,840
Alright so my question was

3452
02:56:10,840 --> 02:56:12,840
Alright Mac which of these bodies

3453
02:56:12,840 --> 02:56:14,840
Is not adjacent to Africa

3454
02:56:14,840 --> 02:56:16,840
Bodies of water is not

3455
02:56:16,840 --> 02:56:18,840
Adjacent to Africa

3456
02:56:18,840 --> 02:56:20,840
So which of these bodies

3457
02:56:20,840 --> 02:56:22,840
Are not

3458
02:56:22,840 --> 02:56:24,840
Bodies of water

3459
02:56:24,840 --> 02:56:26,840
Are not touching Africa

3460
02:56:26,840 --> 02:56:28,840
And it was Mediterranean Sea

3461
02:56:28,840 --> 02:56:30,840
A Pacific Ocean

3462
02:56:30,840 --> 02:56:32,840
Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean

3463
02:56:32,840 --> 02:56:34,840
Mediterranean Sea

3464
02:56:34,840 --> 02:56:36,840
Indian Ocean

3465
02:56:36,840 --> 02:56:38,840
What you think that is Dan?

3466
02:56:38,840 --> 02:56:40,840
Damn I know that one

3467
02:56:42,840 --> 02:56:44,840
But on top of Africa

3468
02:56:44,840 --> 02:56:46,840
It's a Mediterranean

3469
02:56:46,840 --> 02:56:48,840
So you think it's touching it?

3470
02:56:50,840 --> 02:56:52,840
That's what I thought right?

3471
02:56:52,840 --> 02:56:54,840
That's what you're touching that shit

3472
02:56:54,840 --> 02:56:56,840
And I see all of them

3473
02:56:56,840 --> 02:56:58,840
And then

3474
02:56:58,840 --> 02:57:00,840
The Atlantic Ocean

3475
02:57:00,840 --> 02:57:02,840
We touch that shit and tell them what I'm

3476
02:57:06,840 --> 02:57:08,840
Damn I don't know about the specifics

3477
02:57:10,840 --> 02:57:12,840
I'd be thinking

3478
02:57:12,840 --> 02:57:14,840
Man damn

3479
02:57:14,840 --> 02:57:16,840
That's the map

3480
02:57:16,840 --> 02:57:18,840
I don't understand like

3481
02:57:18,840 --> 02:57:20,840
Because when I be thinking about

3482
02:57:20,840 --> 02:57:22,840
The Pacific Ocean I be thinking about

3483
02:57:22,840 --> 02:57:26,840
The Indian Ocean

3484
02:57:26,840 --> 02:57:28,840
So you think it's the Indian Ocean Dan?

3485
02:57:28,840 --> 02:57:30,840
Dan I don't even know

3486
02:57:30,840 --> 02:57:32,840
Nothing about the Indian Ocean

3487
02:57:34,840 --> 02:57:36,840
So what do you think Dan if you had to go with one

3488
02:57:36,840 --> 02:57:38,840
I know you don't know the specifics

3489
02:57:38,840 --> 02:57:40,840
But would you go with the Pacific

3490
02:57:40,840 --> 02:57:42,840
Or would it be the Indian Ocean

3491
02:57:44,840 --> 02:57:46,840
Dan I wish I had some kind of map

3492
02:57:46,840 --> 02:57:48,840
Maybe I could think about those

3493
02:57:48,840 --> 02:57:50,840
You got a phone don't you Dan?

3494
02:57:50,840 --> 02:57:52,840
In case you never forgot

3495
02:57:58,840 --> 02:58:00,840
That India though

3496
02:58:00,840 --> 02:58:02,840
I don't think that India would be too close to Africa though right?

3497
02:58:06,840 --> 02:58:08,840
No actually it kind of do be

3498
02:58:08,840 --> 02:58:10,840
No

3499
02:58:10,840 --> 02:58:20,840
I don't fucking know though

3500
02:58:20,840 --> 02:58:22,840
That's what I thought

3501
02:58:22,840 --> 02:58:24,840
So wouldn't you think that the Pacific would be touching that shit too?

3502
02:58:26,840 --> 02:58:28,840
I figured it was

3503
02:58:28,840 --> 02:58:30,840
I thought right off the rip

3504
02:58:30,840 --> 02:58:32,840
I thought Atlantic, Pacific

3505
02:58:32,840 --> 02:58:34,840
And fucking

3506
02:58:34,840 --> 02:58:36,840
Mediterranean were out of the question

3507
02:58:36,840 --> 02:58:38,840
And then as soon as I was about to answer

3508
02:58:38,840 --> 02:58:40,840
I was thinking about the Indian Ocean

3509
02:58:40,840 --> 02:58:42,840
Casey started laughing like I just need your

3510
02:58:42,840 --> 02:58:44,840
Got it wrong

3511
02:58:44,840 --> 02:58:46,840
So he made me overthink it and now I'm calling you

3512
02:58:46,840 --> 02:58:48,840
That's where the thought process was

3513
02:58:56,840 --> 02:58:58,840
Okay so we're going to go with the Indian Ocean

3514
02:58:58,840 --> 02:59:00,840
Casey

3515
02:59:00,840 --> 02:59:02,840
Wait, wait hold up

3516
02:59:02,840 --> 02:59:04,840
Hold up

3517
02:59:04,840 --> 02:59:06,840
The question was

3518
02:59:06,840 --> 02:59:08,840
Which one of these does not touch Africa

3519
02:59:08,840 --> 02:59:10,840
And it was Pacific

3520
02:59:10,840 --> 02:59:12,840
Atlantic, Mediterranean

3521
02:59:12,840 --> 02:59:14,840
Or Indian

3522
02:59:14,840 --> 02:59:16,840
The damn I don't have a

3523
02:59:16,840 --> 02:59:18,840
Like a map in front of me or nothing

3524
02:59:18,840 --> 02:59:20,840
But if I did

3525
02:59:20,840 --> 02:59:22,840
I would say that this Pacific Ocean

3526
02:59:22,840 --> 02:59:24,840
Definitely doesn't touch Africa

3527
02:59:24,840 --> 02:59:26,840
Oh it's which one doesn't touch it

3528
02:59:26,840 --> 02:59:28,840
Oh yeah Pacific

3529
02:59:28,840 --> 02:59:30,840
Final answer

3530
02:59:30,840 --> 02:59:32,840
Yeah

3531
02:59:32,840 --> 02:59:34,840
You're right dude

3532
02:59:34,840 --> 02:59:36,840
I almost fucked

3533
02:59:36,840 --> 02:59:38,840
Thank you Don

3534
02:59:38,840 --> 02:59:40,840
Don catch me

3535
02:59:40,840 --> 02:59:42,840
He caught me there I was misinterpreting

3536
02:59:42,840 --> 02:59:44,840
The question there at the end I almost

3537
02:59:44,840 --> 02:59:46,840
Cost myself the whole farm

3538
02:59:46,840 --> 02:59:48,840
Damn Don Juan got you $8000

3539
02:59:48,840 --> 02:59:50,840
Thanks Don Juan

3540
02:59:50,840 --> 02:59:52,840
Thank you Don you have a fantastic night

3541
02:59:52,840 --> 02:59:54,840
Okay

3542
02:59:54,840 --> 02:59:56,840
I

3543
02:59:56,840 --> 02:59:58,840
I got you later Don

3544
02:59:58,840 --> 03:00:00,840
Ellie Mac just won

3545
03:00:00,840 --> 03:00:02,840
$8000

3546
03:00:02,840 --> 03:00:04,840
I'm only at $8000

3547
03:00:04,840 --> 03:00:06,840
Oh my god

3548
03:00:06,840 --> 03:00:08,840
$16000

3549
03:00:08,840 --> 03:00:10,840
The 2020 song

3550
03:00:10,840 --> 03:00:12,840
Darkness by Eminem

3551
03:00:12,840 --> 03:00:14,840
Is written from the perspective of the

3552
03:00:14,840 --> 03:00:16,840
Shooter in which of these

3553
03:00:16,840 --> 03:00:18,840
Mass shootings

3554
03:00:18,840 --> 03:00:20,840
A Parkland shooting

3555
03:00:20,840 --> 03:00:22,840
B Sandy Hook shooting

3556
03:00:22,840 --> 03:00:24,840
C Las Vegas shooting

3557
03:00:24,840 --> 03:00:26,840
D Columbine

3558
03:00:26,840 --> 03:00:28,840
Massacre

3559
03:00:28,840 --> 03:00:30,840
Columbine was too long ago

3560
03:00:30,840 --> 03:00:32,840
Eminem was being current at that

3561
03:00:32,840 --> 03:00:34,840
Point Parkland

3562
03:00:36,840 --> 03:00:38,840
Wait so it's Parkland

3563
03:00:40,840 --> 03:00:42,840
Columbine Vegas and what

3564
03:00:44,840 --> 03:00:46,840
Sandy Hook

3565
03:00:46,840 --> 03:00:48,840
Sandy Hook was too long ago too

3566
03:00:50,840 --> 03:00:52,840
I think Parkland

3567
03:00:54,840 --> 03:00:56,840
No I don't know

3568
03:00:56,840 --> 03:00:58,840
No

3569
03:01:00,840 --> 03:01:02,840
You got two lifelines you got 50-50

3570
03:01:02,840 --> 03:01:04,840
And double dip

3571
03:01:10,840 --> 03:01:12,840
I thought I already used the double dip

3572
03:01:12,840 --> 03:01:14,840
Oh you didn't

3573
03:01:14,840 --> 03:01:16,840
Oh wait you didn't didn't you

3574
03:01:16,840 --> 03:01:18,840
Yeah

3575
03:01:20,840 --> 03:01:22,840
Yeah

3576
03:01:22,840 --> 03:01:26,840
50-50

3577
03:01:26,840 --> 03:01:28,840
We're too early

3578
03:01:28,840 --> 03:01:30,840
I'm sure to be told the spice is subsided

3579
03:01:30,840 --> 03:01:32,840
So we're gonna go with Parkland

3580
03:01:36,840 --> 03:01:38,840
Wait so

3581
03:01:38,840 --> 03:01:40,840
Parkland Columbine

3582
03:01:40,840 --> 03:01:42,840
Yeah right so it's a

3583
03:01:42,840 --> 03:01:44,840
2020 song

3584
03:01:44,840 --> 03:01:46,840
2020 Darkness by Eminem

3585
03:01:46,840 --> 03:01:48,840
Written from the perspective of

3586
03:01:48,840 --> 03:01:50,840
What Shooter

3587
03:01:50,840 --> 03:01:52,840
Did in this mass shooting

3588
03:01:52,840 --> 03:01:54,840
So if you try to think about

3589
03:01:54,840 --> 03:01:56,840
When the mass shootings were

3590
03:01:56,840 --> 03:01:58,840
Parkland shooting, Sandy Hook

3591
03:01:58,840 --> 03:02:00,840
Las Vegas shooting

3592
03:02:00,840 --> 03:02:02,840
Columbine

3593
03:02:02,840 --> 03:02:04,840
Columbine's too long ago

3594
03:02:04,840 --> 03:02:06,840
I feel like

3595
03:02:08,840 --> 03:02:10,840
Maybe the Vegas

3596
03:02:10,840 --> 03:02:12,840
Let's go Vegas

3597
03:02:12,840 --> 03:02:14,840
Find an answer? Yes we're gonna go Vegas

3598
03:02:14,840 --> 03:02:16,840
Vegas

3599
03:02:18,840 --> 03:02:20,840
You got it

3600
03:02:20,840 --> 03:02:22,840
You worked it out

3601
03:02:22,840 --> 03:02:24,840
You worked it out

3602
03:02:24,840 --> 03:02:26,840
A little bit of

3603
03:02:26,840 --> 03:02:28,840
Second guessing but

3604
03:02:28,840 --> 03:02:30,840
I just had to think a little bit

3605
03:02:30,840 --> 03:02:32,840
I'm almost eating these for fun now

3606
03:02:32,840 --> 03:02:34,840
Now you're just eating chips for fun?

3607
03:02:34,840 --> 03:02:36,840
Only like one at a time

3608
03:02:36,840 --> 03:02:38,840
You do more than that it kind of hurts

3609
03:02:38,840 --> 03:02:40,840
A lot actually

3610
03:02:40,840 --> 03:02:42,840
Uh

3611
03:02:42,840 --> 03:02:44,840
Let's see

3612
03:02:48,840 --> 03:02:50,840
$25,000

3613
03:02:54,840 --> 03:02:56,840
Who was the last of the core four

3614
03:02:56,840 --> 03:02:58,840
Yankees players to retire

3615
03:02:58,840 --> 03:03:00,840
In 2014? I believe it's Derek Jeter

3616
03:03:00,840 --> 03:03:02,840
A. Derek Jeter

3617
03:03:02,840 --> 03:03:04,840
B. Andy Pettit

3618
03:03:04,840 --> 03:03:06,840
C. Mariano Rivera

3619
03:03:06,840 --> 03:03:12,840
D. Jorge Posada

3620
03:03:12,840 --> 03:03:14,840
So Pettit and Posada

3621
03:03:14,840 --> 03:03:16,840
Definitely went before

3622
03:03:16,840 --> 03:03:18,840
It's between Moe and Jeter

3623
03:03:18,840 --> 03:03:20,840
For sure

3624
03:03:20,840 --> 03:03:22,840
It is absolutely between those two

3625
03:03:26,840 --> 03:03:28,840
And I just wow

3626
03:03:28,840 --> 03:03:30,840
This is because I'm drunk

3627
03:03:30,840 --> 03:03:32,840
That I don't know this

3628
03:03:32,840 --> 03:03:34,840
I'm just trying to think

3629
03:03:34,840 --> 03:03:36,840
Was Moe's last save

3630
03:03:36,840 --> 03:03:38,840
After fucking Jeter's last hit

3631
03:03:38,840 --> 03:03:40,840
Because those are both big memories

3632
03:03:40,840 --> 03:03:42,840
And I watched them both

3633
03:03:44,840 --> 03:03:46,840
I'm gonna go Jeter

3634
03:03:46,840 --> 03:03:48,840
Yeah, final answer

3635
03:03:56,840 --> 03:03:58,840
I like it

3636
03:03:58,840 --> 03:04:00,840
You have to know that question

3637
03:04:00,840 --> 03:04:02,840
Right on the back

3638
03:04:02,840 --> 03:04:04,840
I had to

3639
03:04:04,840 --> 03:04:06,840
I would have been really upset with myself

3640
03:04:06,840 --> 03:04:08,840
If I got that one wrong to be honest

3641
03:04:08,840 --> 03:04:10,840
We got uh

3642
03:04:10,840 --> 03:04:12,840
$50,000

3643
03:04:14,840 --> 03:04:16,840
Which of these countries was not

3644
03:04:16,840 --> 03:04:18,840
In the Axis powers

3645
03:04:18,840 --> 03:04:20,840
In World War I?

3646
03:04:20,840 --> 03:04:22,840
A. Germany

3647
03:04:22,840 --> 03:04:24,840
B. Austria-Hungary

3648
03:04:24,840 --> 03:04:26,840
C. Italy

3649
03:04:26,840 --> 03:04:28,840
D.

3650
03:04:30,840 --> 03:04:32,840
World War I?

3651
03:04:32,840 --> 03:04:34,840
Yup

3652
03:04:34,840 --> 03:04:36,840
Fuck

3653
03:04:38,840 --> 03:04:40,840
Germany definitely

3654
03:04:40,840 --> 03:04:42,840
I would think

3655
03:04:42,840 --> 03:04:44,840
Ottoman Empire

3656
03:04:44,840 --> 03:04:46,840
I would think definitely

3657
03:04:46,840 --> 03:04:48,840
And that leaves me with Italy and who?

3658
03:04:48,840 --> 03:04:50,840
Austria-Hungary

3659
03:04:52,840 --> 03:04:54,840
But it's like I think of Germany and Austria-Hungary

3660
03:04:54,840 --> 03:04:56,840
As like the same thing

3661
03:04:56,840 --> 03:04:58,840
But like I do remember Italy being part of the Axis powers

3662
03:05:00,840 --> 03:05:02,840
So it's like

3663
03:05:04,840 --> 03:05:06,840
Give me a 50-50 on this one

3664
03:05:06,840 --> 03:05:08,840
I know I'm calling it in early

3665
03:05:08,840 --> 03:05:10,840
But give me the 50-50

3666
03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:20,840
Are you looking this up?

3667
03:05:20,840 --> 03:05:22,840
Yes

3668
03:05:22,840 --> 03:05:24,840
Do you not know?

3669
03:05:26,840 --> 03:05:28,840
This is kind of a tough one

3670
03:05:32,840 --> 03:05:34,840
Because all four of them seem like they would be part of the Axis powers

3671
03:05:34,840 --> 03:05:36,840
What? Central powers?

3672
03:05:36,840 --> 03:05:38,840
You know

3673
03:05:38,840 --> 03:05:40,840
Central?

3674
03:05:40,840 --> 03:05:42,840
You know I worded this question wrong

3675
03:05:42,840 --> 03:05:44,840
I meant to say central powers

3676
03:05:44,840 --> 03:05:46,840
Not Axis powers

3677
03:05:46,840 --> 03:05:48,840
Because Axis powers were World War II

3678
03:05:48,840 --> 03:05:50,840
Yeah

3679
03:05:50,840 --> 03:05:52,840
So they're not in the central powers

3680
03:05:56,840 --> 03:05:58,840
I'm not going to lie that doesn't change my thought process

3681
03:05:58,840 --> 03:06:00,840
So it's World War I right?

3682
03:06:00,840 --> 03:06:02,840
They're not called the Axis

3683
03:06:02,840 --> 03:06:04,840
That was World War II

3684
03:06:04,840 --> 03:06:06,840
Which of these countries is not in the central powers

3685
03:06:06,840 --> 03:06:08,840
In World War I

3686
03:06:08,840 --> 03:06:10,840
A Germany

3687
03:06:10,840 --> 03:06:12,840
B Austria-Hungary

3688
03:06:12,840 --> 03:06:14,840
C Italy

3689
03:06:14,840 --> 03:06:16,840
The Ottoman Empire

3690
03:06:16,840 --> 03:06:18,840
I think Italy was

3691
03:06:18,840 --> 03:06:20,840
I think Germany was

3692
03:06:20,840 --> 03:06:22,840
Austria-Hungary I'm up in the air with

3693
03:06:22,840 --> 03:06:24,840
And Ottoman Empire I'm also up in the air with

3694
03:06:24,840 --> 03:06:26,840
Ottoman Empire

3695
03:06:26,840 --> 03:06:28,840
Final answer

3696
03:06:28,840 --> 03:06:30,840
We're going to lock it in

3697
03:06:30,840 --> 03:06:32,840
Probably wrong but

3698
03:06:32,840 --> 03:06:34,840
I got a four for this one

3699
03:06:34,840 --> 03:06:36,840
The 50-50 is a waste

3700
03:06:36,840 --> 03:06:38,840
Yeah

3701
03:06:38,840 --> 03:06:40,840
I'm going to lock it in

3702
03:06:40,840 --> 03:06:42,840
I'm going to lock it in

3703
03:06:42,840 --> 03:06:44,840
I'm going to lock it in

3704
03:06:44,840 --> 03:06:46,840
It's a waste

3705
03:06:48,840 --> 03:06:50,840
Oh no that would be Italy

3706
03:06:50,840 --> 03:06:52,840
It was Italy fuck

3707
03:06:52,840 --> 03:06:54,840
Italy was on the

3708
03:06:54,840 --> 03:06:56,840
The side of the good guys

3709
03:06:56,840 --> 03:06:58,840
In World War I

3710
03:06:58,840 --> 03:07:00,840
And in World War II they started out

3711
03:07:00,840 --> 03:07:02,840
On the good guy's side

3712
03:07:02,840 --> 03:07:04,840
No they flipped

3713
03:07:04,840 --> 03:07:06,840
They flipped sides in one of the wars

3714
03:07:06,840 --> 03:07:08,840
That's why they were the wild card to me

3715
03:07:08,840 --> 03:07:10,840
And I just wasn't

3716
03:07:10,840 --> 03:07:12,840
Confident enough to use a 50-50 on that

3717
03:07:12,840 --> 03:07:18,840
I don't think it really would have narrowed it down too much for me. You ever played battlefield one? Yeah, that's about world war one

3718
03:07:18,840 --> 03:07:24,640
I played that game a lot actually. I just like the first mission. We're like you just die no matter what you do

3719
03:07:24,640 --> 03:07:28,800
Oh, yeah, it was just I actually play a lot of the multiplier that one

3720
03:07:34,320 --> 03:07:36,320
Wait, you like the multiplayer and one

3721
03:07:37,480 --> 03:07:40,960
Yeah, not like I know why is that?

3722
03:07:40,960 --> 03:07:48,320
It's just more realistic. Cotton's just you spawn. Yeah, and you got shot in the head by some 12 year old and they

3723
03:07:49,360 --> 03:07:51,360
Get told that he fucked your mom

3724
03:07:52,000 --> 03:07:57,440
Yeah, it's like actually more realistic. Like I I play as a sniper in battlefield

3725
03:07:57,440 --> 03:08:05,440
I'll be back going for those second round of chips. Let's go Ali back

3726
03:08:15,160 --> 03:08:16,360
For

3727
03:08:16,360 --> 03:08:19,920
$100,000 how many minutes are in a week?

3728
03:08:20,640 --> 03:08:24,520
Hey, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure

3729
03:08:24,520 --> 03:08:26,520
How many minutes are in a week?

3730
03:08:27,680 --> 03:08:29,680
108 be

3731
03:08:31,400 --> 03:08:33,400
1080 C

3732
03:08:34,400 --> 03:08:37,080
1080 D 100,000

3733
03:08:46,960 --> 03:08:48,960
Options again

3734
03:08:48,960 --> 03:08:54,160
a on 108 be 1080

3735
03:08:54,920 --> 03:08:55,920
C

3736
03:08:55,920 --> 03:08:57,360
10,000 80

3737
03:08:57,360 --> 03:09:02,080
D 100,000 80. All right, so we can remove the two extremes here

3738
03:09:02,080 --> 03:09:21,000
You got 60 minutes 60 times 24

3739
03:09:21,000 --> 03:09:24,520
6 times 6 is 46

3740
03:09:24,520 --> 03:09:31,640
46 times 4

3741
03:09:40,160 --> 03:09:42,160
Let me think about this

3742
03:09:43,320 --> 03:09:50,560
Can I get no paper for this sure right there do I have a pen? Oh

3743
03:09:50,560 --> 03:09:52,560
Yeah, we do

3744
03:09:54,640 --> 03:10:01,880
We do I know I'm not gonna write it. I'm not gonna write in the book. Yeah realize that was stupid. Okay

3745
03:10:04,240 --> 03:10:06,240
All right

3746
03:10:09,880 --> 03:10:14,600
All right, so let's think about this 60 minutes an hour, right

3747
03:10:14,600 --> 03:10:19,360
So six times

3748
03:10:32,760 --> 03:10:38,680
Six times six is 36. Oh shit. Okay

3749
03:10:38,680 --> 03:10:42,600
So six times six 36

3750
03:10:45,360 --> 03:10:53,040
Six is 1 fourth 24. So that means that we need to multiply 36 by 4

3751
03:10:58,480 --> 03:11:00,480
We're gonna have to write this out

3752
03:11:02,680 --> 03:11:04,680
That's gonna be

3753
03:11:04,680 --> 03:11:08,520
24 there

3754
03:11:12,040 --> 03:11:14,040
Three six nine

3755
03:11:18,840 --> 03:11:23,040
So that leaves us with 144 right

3756
03:11:23,040 --> 03:11:26,040
Oh

3757
03:11:32,080 --> 03:11:36,640
Fuck I'm losing track of the math. I'm doing here Casey's hanging himself with an extension cord

3758
03:11:40,480 --> 03:11:43,520
Oh shit Casey has lost power to the computer

3759
03:11:45,000 --> 03:11:49,620
All right, I'll be back. Okay, so we're coming back so we got

3760
03:11:49,620 --> 03:11:55,820
1,000 440 so that's how many minutes you would have in a day. That's what I just calculated there

3761
03:11:55,820 --> 03:11:59,420
Yeah, so you're gonna multiply that by 7 and that's what I'm working on

3762
03:12:06,900 --> 03:12:10,100
1,000 440 you said minutes in a day. Yeah

3763
03:12:10,100 --> 03:12:16,380
I tacked on zero because I took off the zero

3764
03:12:16,660 --> 03:12:22,960
That's how I ended up right 36 times for and 1000 times because that was 144

3765
03:12:23,220 --> 03:12:28,060
So I added the zero to the end 1000 something times 7 will be around what?

3766
03:12:29,300 --> 03:12:32,020
You see I'm gonna do the math. Okay, I

3767
03:12:32,780 --> 03:12:35,660
Got it almost done. This this is the you got it, bro

3768
03:12:35,660 --> 03:12:40,380
I don't do they let on the show. Do they let

3769
03:12:41,020 --> 03:12:43,020
contestants have a bad paper

3770
03:12:46,220 --> 03:12:49,060
So Casey that would be I

3771
03:12:50,500 --> 03:12:55,140
Don't even remember the answers were but my answer and the one that I will lock in for sure

3772
03:12:55,140 --> 03:12:57,700
It sounds like one of the ones that was answered is

3773
03:12:57,700 --> 03:13:04,740
Ten thousand and eighty that was one of the answers. Yes, it was so we're gonna go with my last name. Yes, I

3774
03:13:06,260 --> 03:13:08,260
Got my work to show

3775
03:13:12,580 --> 03:13:16,500
To way longer than it should have but I'm proud of myself I can figure that out

3776
03:13:18,460 --> 03:13:21,780
It's gotta do some legwork. Oh, is this your fucking wing? Oh

3777
03:13:21,780 --> 03:13:27,860
Oh, yeah. Oh the big expensive what's the say on it?

3778
03:13:29,060 --> 03:13:31,960
about China party decorations

3779
03:13:33,380 --> 03:13:35,680
Yeah made in China it does say that

3780
03:13:37,620 --> 03:13:42,500
$250,000 which film has the highest rating on IMDb

3781
03:13:43,420 --> 03:13:46,580
IMDb they're a bunch of fucking idiots. This is gonna be stupid

3782
03:13:46,580 --> 03:13:53,980
Hey, hey the godfather being of the strong shank redemption see the dark night the pulp fiction

3783
03:13:57,420 --> 03:14:02,860
Pulp fiction is too much of a cult classic to be in there. It's gonna be something stupid. I

3784
03:14:05,860 --> 03:14:11,260
Hope it's the godfather because in my opinion out of those four films I

3785
03:14:11,260 --> 03:14:16,980
Don't know like I like pulp fiction that's my favorite movie of all time

3786
03:14:17,820 --> 03:14:24,180
But to appeal to the most widespread amount of viewers. I think that it would be the godfather

3787
03:14:25,780 --> 03:14:28,940
So I would hope that that would be the best one on IMDb

3788
03:14:28,940 --> 03:14:34,280
And that's why I'm gonna lock it in just because I'll be ashamed in our society if it's wrong final answer. Yeah

3789
03:14:34,280 --> 03:14:39,800
He says the godfather

3790
03:14:42,920 --> 03:14:47,440
The Shawshank Redemption, are you kidding me really I'm not kidding you I

3791
03:14:48,560 --> 03:14:50,560
Mean, it's a good movie

3792
03:14:51,480 --> 03:14:53,940
I mean, it's a good movie, but like

3793
03:14:54,680 --> 03:14:56,480
really, I

3794
03:14:56,480 --> 03:15:01,280
Don't know that that blows my mind. Oh my god. You have a second can ready to go. I

3795
03:15:01,280 --> 03:15:05,440
Told you we would need more chips. You're right

3796
03:15:12,360 --> 03:15:14,360
All those are spicy

3797
03:15:17,520 --> 03:15:21,360
Yeah, yeah they are all right I'm back go for

3798
03:15:21,360 --> 03:15:23,360
$500,000

3799
03:15:31,400 --> 03:15:38,920
Dollars I'll be back. What is sushi traditionally wrapped in seaweed a rice paper D lettuce

3800
03:15:39,120 --> 03:15:41,800
C bamboo D seaweed seaweed

3801
03:15:41,800 --> 03:15:50,200
I really fucking hope so I

3802
03:15:56,800 --> 03:15:58,800
Got it. All right good

3803
03:15:58,800 --> 03:16:07,800
Final question thank fucking one million dollars

3804
03:16:11,040 --> 03:16:14,600
In what decade was the internet created a

3805
03:16:16,320 --> 03:16:21,640
1960s B 1970s C 1980s D 1990s

3806
03:16:21,640 --> 03:16:29,240
Oh, man, it definitely got created a while before it caught on

3807
03:16:30,640 --> 03:16:36,640
But I don't know by how much it makes me think it was the 80s. We're just gonna go 80s

3808
03:16:39,160 --> 03:16:42,240
We're gonna go 80s, I think there's a good chance it could be 90s

3809
03:16:42,240 --> 03:16:53,160
Wait, wait a minute. I have a 50-50 50-50 this bitch take away two wrong answers

3810
03:16:59,040 --> 03:17:05,720
So take away B and D you got a 1960s or C 1980s, it's got to be 80s surely

3811
03:17:07,560 --> 03:17:09,600
I really hope so

3812
03:17:09,600 --> 03:17:13,800
It's gonna be some ass backwards method it was created in the 60s if it was

3813
03:17:17,040 --> 03:17:19,760
I mean you're laughing like I got it wrong

3814
03:17:21,520 --> 03:17:23,520
But I'm gonna keep it

3815
03:17:23,520 --> 03:17:25,520
Are you kidding me?

3816
03:17:25,520 --> 03:17:31,840
Where tell me how read me the wiki on how it got created. Please was created in the 1960s actually

3817
03:17:32,640 --> 03:17:38,440
Tell me how I want to know the history why live in why writhe in fucking pain origins of the 80s

3818
03:17:38,440 --> 03:17:41,960
Pain the origins of the Internet did back to research to enable

3819
03:17:42,640 --> 03:17:47,600
timesharing of computer resources and development of packet switching in the 1960s

3820
03:17:48,480 --> 03:17:50,480
the set of rules to enable

3821
03:17:50,720 --> 03:17:52,320
internetworking on

3822
03:17:52,320 --> 03:17:56,240
Internet arose from research and development commissioned in the 70s

3823
03:17:57,720 --> 03:18:00,920
So it was originally in the 60s that started

3824
03:18:00,920 --> 03:18:06,440
I'm retarded. I like what you eat more you eat six more ships and you'll get that bonus

3825
03:18:07,160 --> 03:18:09,480
I mean I eat three more cuz I already got three of my mouth

3826
03:18:14,040 --> 03:18:18,120
What shitty edition fuck this game

3827
03:18:18,120 --> 03:18:23,840
I think I'll actually do it. He's gonna eat all the chips necessary to win who wants to be a moon hurts

3828
03:18:24,560 --> 03:18:26,560
My sciences are clear

3829
03:18:27,800 --> 03:18:29,800
Huh real player

3830
03:18:32,120 --> 03:18:36,320
I will award you the best

3831
03:18:36,320 --> 03:18:38,320
I will award you the best

3832
03:18:38,320 --> 03:18:40,320
I will award you the best

3833
03:18:40,320 --> 03:18:42,320
I will award you the best

3834
03:18:42,320 --> 03:18:44,320
I will award you the best

3835
03:18:44,320 --> 03:18:46,320
I will award you the best

3836
03:18:46,320 --> 03:18:50,000
I will award you three thousand points on my jeopardy

3837
03:18:51,520 --> 03:18:53,400
You'll award me what?

3838
03:18:53,400 --> 03:18:55,480
Three thousand bonus points on jeopardy. Thank you

3839
03:18:56,320 --> 03:19:00,120
Appreciate it Casey. Yeah gentlemen. They're the scholar

3840
03:19:04,840 --> 03:19:08,880
I'm trying to block as if you like the podcast like us on Facebook

3841
03:19:08,880 --> 03:19:15,280
You know, I'm tired of podcast 73 at gmail. Take care of yourselves and each other we out fuck off

3842
03:19:17,280 --> 03:19:21,400
As always behind yourselves and each other we out

3843
03:19:25,960 --> 03:19:30,520
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

3844
03:19:31,800 --> 03:19:34,200
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3845
03:19:34,200 --> 03:19:37,600
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

3846
03:19:40,200 --> 03:19:45,200
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes. We are

3847
03:19:45,200 --> 03:19:47,200
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

3848
03:19:49,200 --> 03:19:51,200
Extended episodes

3849
03:19:51,200 --> 03:19:53,200
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

3850
03:19:53,200 --> 03:19:55,200
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3851
03:19:55,200 --> 03:19:57,200
You're telling me that they didn't come from the moon?

3852
03:19:57,200 --> 03:19:59,200
I don't know

3853
03:19:59,200 --> 03:20:01,200
I don't know

3854
03:20:01,200 --> 03:20:05,200
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3855
03:20:05,200 --> 03:20:10,200
They're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese

3856
03:20:10,200 --> 03:20:12,200
Aliens exist

3857
03:20:12,200 --> 03:20:14,200
Somewhere in China

3858
03:20:14,200 --> 03:20:16,200
Alright in some days

3859
03:20:16,200 --> 03:20:20,200
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

3860
03:20:20,200 --> 03:20:24,200
They have bread from our planet

3861
03:20:24,200 --> 03:20:26,200
Then they are extraterrestrials

3862
03:20:26,200 --> 03:20:28,200
They are aliens

3863
03:20:28,200 --> 03:20:31,200
I do not recognize the alien

3864
03:20:31,200 --> 03:20:33,200
What the fuck man

3865
03:20:35,200 --> 03:20:37,200
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3866
03:20:37,200 --> 03:20:39,200
HAAAWWWRRRRRRRRR

3867
03:20:39,200 --> 03:20:43,200
music

3868
03:20:43,200 --> 03:20:45,200
We gotta go to the moon

3869
03:20:45,200 --> 03:20:49,200
Because JFK got assassinated by the government

3870
03:20:49,200 --> 03:20:51,200
He got killed by the CIA

3871
03:20:51,200 --> 03:20:53,200
JFK was killed by the government

3872
03:20:53,200 --> 03:20:59,660
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel

3873
03:20:59,660 --> 03:21:05,200
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that

3874
03:21:05,200 --> 03:21:13,800
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what

3875
03:21:13,800 --> 03:21:17,640
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise

3876
03:21:17,640 --> 03:21:21,360
and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them

3877
03:21:21,360 --> 03:21:25,080
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be

3878
03:21:25,080 --> 03:21:28,280
able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut it open you're gonna see blood

3879
03:21:28,280 --> 03:21:32,560
cuts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology can pitch the amount of solution violence

3880
03:21:32,560 --> 03:21:38,200
which by the way big brother is the overlord kibber

3881
03:21:38,200 --> 03:21:51,360
we're only living in the third dimension

3882
03:22:08,200 --> 03:22:18,720
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying

3883
03:22:18,720 --> 03:22:24,560
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit

3884
03:22:24,560 --> 03:22:31,160
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust he says that he was doing it just to survive but he

3885
03:22:31,160 --> 03:22:39,880
fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit

3886
03:22:39,880 --> 03:22:43,880
George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

3887
03:22:43,880 --> 03:22:46,880
he's fucking cooked down a whole bunch of shit

3888
03:22:46,880 --> 03:22:51,880
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like Donald Trump the fucking word person out there

3889
03:22:51,880 --> 03:23:00,880
fuck Trump right fuck Trump fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk it's everyone out there

3890
03:23:00,880 --> 03:23:07,880
everybody is saying that Elon Musk is so cool he made a new place for him

3891
03:23:07,880 --> 03:23:16,880
the actual government is trying the actual new government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis are actually the ones that are fucking all of it

3892
03:23:16,880 --> 03:23:32,880
their policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires the pain fucking falls on the people