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Let this play. 67 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800 This is a fucking problem. 68 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800 Oh, yeah. 69 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800 Oh, yeah. 70 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800 Oh, yeah. 71 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,800 Oh, my God. 72 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,800 Show of 72. 73 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800 With our musical guest. 74 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800 Travis Scott. 75 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800 I mean, ASAP Rocky. 76 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800 ASAP Rocky. 77 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800 Oh, my God. 78 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800 Did you say ASAP Rocky? 79 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800 Yeah. 80 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800 Oh, my God. 81 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800 Isn't that his name? 82 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800 ASAP Rocky. 83 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800 Well, he didn't specify. 84 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800 It's actually A$AP Rocky. 85 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,800 Well, at least... 86 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800 Oh, I can't say that. 87 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,800 Slurred. 88 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800 I didn't say it. 89 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,800 I'm pretty sure I heard it. 90 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800 I like... 91 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800 We're gonna have to bleep that. 92 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800 I was singing along with the fucking song. 93 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,800 No, I didn't hear anything. 94 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,800 I think I stopped it. 95 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800 I heard... Okay, well, I definitely heard the end. 96 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800 Jesus. 97 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800 All right. Restart it. 98 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800 No, I'm joking. 99 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800 Why would you fucking listen to this show? 100 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,800 This show is the worst that we've done so far. 101 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800 All right, we'll make it better, bro. 102 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,800 We'll fucking make it better. 103 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800 If you could come at any other substance, 104 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800 what would you come? 105 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,800 Ketchup. 106 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800 That's terrible. 107 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800 Why would you do that? 108 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800 Why was this such a knee-jerk game? 109 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800 I don't know. 110 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800 Are you fucking stupid? 111 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800 Ketchup. 112 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800 It's the first thing I thought about shooting out. Whip cream. 113 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800 Liquid gold. 114 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,800 Yeah, that would work. 115 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,800 Yeah, chocolate syrup. 116 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,800 It would burn my urethra. 117 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,800 It would just hit the ground. 118 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800 I would shoot out hydrochloric acid. 119 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Or books on a library shelf. 120 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800 Whenever I come, I just burn people. 121 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,800 What about straight-up hundos? 122 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,800 If you would just come, and it would just be like hundos coming out. 123 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,800 Yeah, that'd be good. 124 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800 Just come dry ice. 125 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 Just come dry ice into her pussy. 126 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Me and Dan are already come changed. 127 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,800 My friend. 128 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,800 We already come changed. 129 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,800 Holy fucking God. 130 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,800 Shut the fuck up. 131 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,800 Oh my God. 132 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,800 If you were transgender, what would be the first thing that you did? 133 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,800 Oh wow, I almost did a really bad knee-jerk answer to that. 134 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,800 Okay, okay. 135 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800 Let's reword it. If you were a woman for one day, what would you do? 136 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,800 I don't know. 137 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,800 Would you stick something in your pussy just to see how it felt? 138 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800 Oh yeah. 139 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,800 Probably. 140 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,800 If I was a woman for one day, 141 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,800 Would you have one day to figure out how that feels? 142 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,800 Would you like fucking dude? 143 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,800 No. 144 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800 No. 145 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800 I'd be a lesbian. 146 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,800 If I was a woman for one day, I'd probably... 147 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800 I don't know. 148 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800 48 hours, we'll give you. 149 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800 We'll give you two days. 150 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800 If you have three hours. 151 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,800 I can't think of anything useful I would do. 152 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,800 What if it was three months? 153 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,800 Then would you fucking dude, Dan? 154 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,800 Three whole months? 155 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800 If you were a woman for three months. 156 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800 It depends on if I changed. 157 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800 If I had everything else of a woman, 158 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800 like the hormones of a woman, 159 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800 I'm sure you wouldn't have a choice. 160 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800 You'd be like, I'm gonna fuck a guy. 161 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800 Right. You'd have no say in it. 162 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800 I suppose in that situation, 163 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 That dick is looking real tasty right now. 164 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,800 I want to suck on that cock. 165 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800 I'd probably take a lot of pictures of myself 166 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800 and save them for when I switched back. 167 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,800 What if you were a hot-head? 168 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,800 What if it was just your face on a woman's body? 169 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,800 Okay, let's say this. 170 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800 If you're taking pictures of yourself when you're a woman, 171 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,800 when you turn back into a dude, 172 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800 are you gonna jerk off to those pictures? 173 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800 You jerk off to yourself. 174 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,800 What is this devolving into? 175 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800 I love it. 176 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800 Okay, you turn into a woman, 177 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800 you still have all the body hair that you have currently. 178 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800 Would you shave it off? 179 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,800 Yeah. And then take pictures of myself. 180 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,800 What? 181 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800 You have it. 182 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,800 You look at yourself and you still have your five o'clock shadow. 183 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800 You look at me as a woman. 184 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800 No, that's no good. 185 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800 Am I fucking Margarita? 186 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800 Oh my god. 187 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800 I don't even know what you're talking about. 188 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,800 That's not a problem. 189 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800 Ali Bagg, would you rather be on Jeopardy 190 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800 or Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 191 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800 I feel like if I say Who Wants to be a Millionaire, 192 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800 Tyler might, I don't know, 193 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800 jump off a bridge or something. 194 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800 I just want to fucking win number 20. 195 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800 Well, what would my bonus be? 196 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,800 I was thinking a 2,000 point Jeopardy bonus. 197 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800 Because, you know, I like to see you win, Ali Bagg. 198 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800 That's not fair. 199 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800 Honey, that seems fair to me. 200 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800 What do you think, Dan? 201 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800 Let's play Jeopardy. 202 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800 Casey, can I get that bait? 203 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800 Per chance. 204 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800 Oh. 205 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,800 Oh. 206 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800 Welcome back to Jeopardy. 207 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800 Here with you. 208 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800 19 time winner Tyler. 209 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,800 God, you like, 210 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,800 didn't want me to get my buzzer there? 211 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800 What was that? I thought it was my buzzer. 212 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800 Get your hand away from there, 213 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,800 you filthy fucking peasant. 214 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800 That's my fucking Ramone. 215 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,800 Number 2, the Dose, Ali Mack. 216 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800 The Dose-O! 217 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,800 Number 7, the Stockman. 218 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800 Dan the Stockman. 219 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800 Do you guys want to hear about vitamins or stocks? 220 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,800 Because I only got two fucking modes. 221 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,800 What about coins, bro? 222 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,800 And your favorite are pharmaceutical stocks. 223 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800 Scratch both itches, bro. 224 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800 Dan, you gotta stop. 225 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800 You're fucking, you're giving this a fucking pain. 226 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,800 I don't think Casey can see that from where he's at right now. 227 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,800 We can though. 228 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800 Tyler was the winner last time. 229 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,800 Jesus Christ! 230 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800 Tyler's trying to sabotage the game right now. 231 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,800 Alright, the categories today are 232 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,800 World Cuisines. 233 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,800 Football. 234 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800 British Invasion. 235 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,800 Amendments to the Constitution. 236 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800 State Capitals. 237 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,800 Fruits and Vegetables. 238 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800 Potentially. 239 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800 Tyler, one last time. 240 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800 Alright, what were the first two again? 241 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,800 World Cuisines. 242 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800 Football. 243 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800 Football. Oh, by the way. 244 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,800 It's spelled F-U-T. 245 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800 Yeah, it's soccer. 246 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,800 That would be about soccer. 247 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800 For 200, this Portuguese 248 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800 footballer holds the record for most goals 249 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800 scores. Who's Ronaldo? 250 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,800 Yeah. 251 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Fuck yeah, Dan! 252 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800 Christiano Ronaldo. 253 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800 Dan's pin. 254 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,800 Let's go with the same category. 255 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800 For 400. 256 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,800 Tyler, you make yourself the villain. 257 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,800 This Argentinian footballer 258 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800 finally won his first World Cup in 2020. 259 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800 Who's Lionel Messi? 260 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800 You guys do know something about soccer. 261 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,800 I have no idea about soccer. 262 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800 Keep it going. 263 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800 600. 264 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800 With five titles, this country has 265 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800 the most World Cup wins. 266 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800 What is Brazil? 267 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800 Brazil. 268 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800 I was going to say it, but I wasn't sure enough to put it in. 269 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800 The United States of America! 270 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,800 I was hoping you said Brazil, because it sounded right. 271 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800 Dan's pick. 272 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800 800. 273 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,800 Manchester United, Manchester City, 274 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800 and Liverpool are all teams 275 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800 in this English football league. 276 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800 Oh my god, I'm like 277 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800 95% sure. 278 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800 What is the Premier League? 279 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800 Yes. 280 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,800 Keep it going. 281 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,800 I almost said MLS, and I'm like that's American. 282 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800 You guys got this shit on lock. 283 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800 I don't fucking know how either, 284 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,800 because I really don't know this shit. 285 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800 4000. This English footballer 286 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,800 played in the MLS for the LA Galaxy 287 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800 from 2007 to 2012 288 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800 after leaving Real Madrid. 289 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800 I'm like 95% 290 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800 Wait, read it again. 291 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800 The only soccer player I know is me. 292 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800 Oh, I really hope this is right. 293 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800 Who is David Beckham? 294 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800 David Beckham. 295 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800 Yeah baby! Oh my god! 296 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800 Holy fuck! 297 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800 The last two were pretty much guesses. 298 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800 Holy fuck. 299 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,800 That must be how it feels 300 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800 to sell a stock right there. 301 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800 That's how you fucking win a category, I'm back. 302 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800 We got World Pousines, British Invasion, 303 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800 Amendments, 304 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800 State Capitals, and Fruits and Veggies. 305 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Let's do fruits. 306 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,800 Fruits and Vegetables. 307 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800 200. 308 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800 This British frontman was named 309 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800 Farrokh Bolsera at birth. 310 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800 What? 311 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800 Fruits and Vegetables. 312 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800 Right? 313 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800 Is that the name of the category? 314 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800 So the answer is always a fruit or vegetable? 315 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800 Oh, I don't know. 316 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800 I don't know. 317 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,800 But I'm interested as to who it is. 318 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800 Freddie Mercury. 319 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Oh, he's a fruit. 320 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800 Oh! 321 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,800 Jesus Christ. 322 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,800 I was thinking, is this some dude named 323 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800 Potato? 324 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800 Casey. Casey. 325 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,800 Oh no, I know what this category is now. 326 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,800 All right. 327 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800 We're gonna go. 328 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800 That's close again. 329 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800 400. 330 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,800 You got 331 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:25,800 2200. 332 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800 100. 333 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800 100? 334 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,800 This president was paralyzed by Polio 335 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800 at age 39, although he could 336 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,800 walk with the aid of crutches. 337 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800 Come on! Oh, shit. 338 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800 That's easy. I know it is. I'm gonna be really mad 339 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,800 if I don't get it. 340 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800 Oh my god! Who the fuck was it? 341 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,800 I know who it was. 342 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,800 You fucking douchebag. 343 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,800 And I have to answer 344 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800 because I've already wagered the points, right? 345 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800 Yeah. 346 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,800 Might as well. 347 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800 It's not Ronald Reagan. It's not Theodore Roosevelt. 348 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,800 No. 349 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800 Is it Roosevelt? 350 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:09,800 I got no fucking idea, dude. 351 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800 Who's Jimmy Carter? 352 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800 I know I don't know it. 353 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800 It's FDR. 354 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,800 Fuck! Oh my god, I did know that one. 355 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800 I hate my life. 356 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800 I can't think of his first name. 357 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,800 Franklin Delano Roosevelt. 358 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800 So it was a Roosevelt. 359 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800 I wasn't far off. 360 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800 It was Franklin Delano Roosevelt. 361 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800 Great, Tyler. 362 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800 I guess we'll keep it going with this category. 363 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,800 600. This actor was the highest paid 364 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,800 of his colleagues on American... 365 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,800 What is Christopher Reeves? 366 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,800 No. 367 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800 This actor was the highest paid 368 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800 of his colleagues on American sitcom 369 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,800 The Big Bang Theory. 370 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800 Who was gay on The Big Bang Theory? 371 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800 Or who was a vegetable? 372 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800 Oh, that's vegetable. 373 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800 I just got that with FDR. 374 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800 Yeah, that's funny. 375 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800 Jim Parsons. 376 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,800 Who the fuck is Jim Parsons? 377 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800 He plays Sheldon. 378 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800 He's gay? 379 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800 It doesn't surprise me. 380 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800 It's like shattering news to me. 381 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,800 I guess we'll keep going with this. 382 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,800 I don't like this category, 383 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800 but I want it out of the way. 384 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800 800. This British scientist was the first 385 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,800 to set out a theory of cosmology. 386 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,800 What is Stephen Hawking? 387 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800 Yes. 388 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,800 Explained by a union of the 389 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800 general theory of relativity 390 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800 and quantum mechanics. 391 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800 I didn't even know where the question 392 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,800 was going to be honest. 393 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800 I thought you said cosmetology 394 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,800 because it was fruits. 395 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,800 That's where my brain went. I didn't even put together 396 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,800 you said cosmology until he answered. 397 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,800 Fuck. 398 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,800 In addition to hosting her own talk show 399 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800 from 2003 to 2022. 400 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,800 What is Ellen? The Generous. 401 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800 How'd you get that? 402 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,800 This American comedian 403 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,800 is here on the phone finding Nemo. 404 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,800 That's correct, Tyler. 405 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800 What are the other categories again? 406 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,800 World Cuisines, British 407 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,800 Invasion, 408 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800 Amendment, State Capital. 409 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800 British Invasion. 410 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800 200. 411 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,800 Everyone knows John and Paul, but these other 412 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,800 two... Ringo Star 413 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,800 and... 414 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,800 Fuck, who's the other one? 415 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800 Goddamn, 416 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,800 who's the other guy? 417 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,800 Fuck! Ringo Star 418 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,800 and... 419 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800 Yeah baby! 420 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800 Everybody knows John and 421 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800 Paul, but these two other Beatles members 422 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,800 are sometimes forgotten. 423 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800 Who's fucking Ringo and someone else? 424 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,800 I don't know who the other guy was. 425 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,800 I do know him. I just can't. Where's his name? 426 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800 What are the two that you do know? 427 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800 That everyone knows? 428 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,800 John Paul, Ringo, there's another guy. 429 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,800 John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Ringo Star 430 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,800 and... 431 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800 Oh my god, his name is on the tip of my fucking tongue. 432 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,800 George Harrison. Oh my god! 433 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 Fuck me! I thought he was president. 434 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800 I was going to say I could see his fucking long hair 435 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800 just looking at me. 436 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,800 We'll do British Invasion. 437 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,800 400 438 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,800 This North American country 439 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,800 joined the British Commonwealth in 1931. 440 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,800 What is Canada? 441 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,800 Canada. 442 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,800 I was a cunt hair away from buzzing in. 443 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,800 Yeah, so was I. 444 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,800 Dan's. 445 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800 Let's do cuisine, baby. 446 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,800 Well, cuisine through 200. 447 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,800 This flat, long, and thick 448 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800 pasta is usually served with Alfredo sauce. 449 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800 What is spaghetti? 450 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800 Oh, wait, linguine. 451 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800 No. 452 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800 I buzzed in before you did. 453 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,800 It was me. 454 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800 Tyler. What? 455 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800 Lasagna? What is lasagna? 456 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,800 Lasagna. Fuck me! 457 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800 No. What? 458 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,800 What is fettuccine? I didn't even 459 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,800 finish the question. Alley back, fettuccine. 460 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,800 Yeah, baby. 461 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,800 Lasagna? 462 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800 You think they use lasagna? 463 00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800 Fettuccine Alfredo. 464 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,800 Not lasagna. 465 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,800 You never use lasagna with Alfredo. 466 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,800 What the fuck? You were that 467 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,800 you're buzzing in like crazy for that? 468 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,800 Fuck off. I'll kill you. 469 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,800 It's a flat sheet of pasta. 470 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,800 What? 471 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,800 Shut up, Alley back. I'll kill you. 472 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,800 Alright. 473 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,800 Keep it going. 474 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800 400 475 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,800 This French disc, or the French disc 476 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,800 escargot features this mollusk 477 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,800 as the main protein. 478 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800 God! Fuck your ass, snails. 479 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,800 Yeah, Dan. 480 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,800 Same category. 481 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,800 I'm not winning this one. It doesn't matter. 482 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,800 Now it doesn't matter. 483 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,800 600 484 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,800 What do I got? 485 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,800 1400 486 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,800 1400, baby. What does Alley Mac 487 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,800 have? 2300. 488 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,800 What do I have? Let's do 489 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,800 800. That's not awful. 490 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,800 800. I'll go bring me down to Tyler. 491 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,800 Let's do 400. 492 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800 Alright, Dan. 493 00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,800 This is hard. 494 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,800 Name four of the five most popularly 495 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,800 consumed meats in the world. 496 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,800 Four of the five. 497 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,800 But the top five 498 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,800 meats. 499 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,800 From which five animals? 500 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,800 Chicken, 501 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,800 beef, fish, 502 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800 pork, goat. 503 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,800 Fish is not a meat. 504 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,800 Okay, so goat. 505 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Alright, what's five then? 506 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,800 A fifth one? Or no, what's four? 507 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,800 What's the four? I said chicken, beef, goat, 508 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,800 pork. That's 509 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,800 correct. Yeah, bro. 510 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,800 That was impressive. 511 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,800 That was impressive. You got 400. 512 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,800 And it was chicken, beef, 513 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,800 pork, lamb, and goat. 514 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,800 Oh shit, you had them all. 515 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800 Holy fuck. Dan. 516 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,800 Dan. Same category. 517 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,800 For 800. 518 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,800 This Indian dish is made with chicken, 519 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,800 tomatoes, cream, yogurt. 520 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,800 What is chicken tiki masala? 521 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,800 And curry. 522 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,800 Yeah, Dan. 523 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,800 It's your lucky day because the fucking stock 524 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,800 went up today, right? That's right, baby. 525 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,800 Dan's pick. 526 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,800 Same category. That's right, baby. 527 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,800 1000. This Chinese 528 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,800 dish was named after a 19th 529 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,800 century military leader in the 530 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,800 What is General cells? General cells. 531 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,800 No, I thought it was me, dude. 532 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,800 We both got buzzed in that fucking far off 533 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,800 from one another. Holy shit. 534 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,800 General cell chicken. 535 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,800 I was, I brushed at the same time, dude. 536 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,800 Tyler's going to hang himself. 537 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,800 Hold up, wait till it resets first. Tyler 538 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,800 buzzed in there. Dan, you got British invasion 539 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,800 amendments and state 540 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,800 capitals. Let's do 541 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,800 ah, dude. 542 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,800 Let's do the amendments. 543 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,800 Fuck it. 200. 544 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,800 The 13th amendment 545 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800 passed in this year, abolished 546 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,800 slavery in the U.S. 547 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,800 Oh, fuck it was 548 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,800 shit. 549 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,800 What is 550 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800 fuck it. 551 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,800 I'm just going to guess. 552 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,800 No, no, I'm not going to guess 553 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,800 because it's too, that's too hard because 554 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,800 there's a range of like five years. 555 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800 I think it was this one. I'm not going to say. 556 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800 1865. 557 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,800 Hmm. 558 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,800 I was going from 1850 to 559 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,800 1865. Dan's 560 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,800 pick. 561 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,800 Same category. 400. 562 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,800 The 19th amendment published 563 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,800 in 1919 gave this group the right 564 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,800 to vote. What is women? 565 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,800 Oh, yeah. 566 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,800 I didn't know where the question was going to go 567 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,800 until the end there. 568 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,800 Tyler's good. 569 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,800 Let's do amendments. 600. 570 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,800 Before the 22nd amendment 571 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,800 limited the president to two terms. 572 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,800 This was the term limit. 573 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,800 Oh, I don't know. 574 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,800 Actually, 575 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,800 you're not going to guess. 576 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,800 He buzzed in. What is four? 577 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,800 Four. 578 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,800 That was in my 579 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,800 I'm not going to lie. I wasn't going to 580 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,800 buzz in. What is five? Five. 581 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,800 Tyler, don't do it to yourself. 582 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,800 It was three. Three. 583 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,800 Oh my God. 584 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,800 Tyler, stop. What is six? 585 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,800 Put the brakes on. What is six? 586 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,800 What is unlimited? 587 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,800 Yes, unlimited. 588 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,800 I thought it was unlimited. He's going for the 589 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,800 negative one. 590 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,800 Oh my God. He is. 591 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,800 Holy shit. We got to go positive. 592 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,800 We got to go for the positive. 593 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,800 Actually, it was so funny. I'll play the negative 594 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,800 game, Dan. You got the positive. 595 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,800 Amendments. 596 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,800 Amendments for 800. 597 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,800 This amendment 598 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,800 was the only one to be later 599 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,800 repealed by the 21st amendment. 600 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,800 What is the 20th amendment, which is 601 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,800 prohibition? 602 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,800 What is the 19th amendment, 603 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,800 which is prohibition? 604 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,800 He's going for the negative one. 605 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,800 Is the 18th amendment, which is prohibition? 606 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,800 Yes. 607 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,800 For the record, he did say 608 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,800 you can't have a negative win. 609 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,800 I am sabotaging 610 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,800 myself at this point because I don't 611 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,800 give a shit. 612 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,800 Tyler's back. 613 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,800 Tyler has given up. 614 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,800 Daily Double. 615 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,800 You can wager up to a thousand. 616 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,800 How much am I in the negative? 617 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800 Negative 1400. 618 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,800 You can wager negative 1400 619 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,800 if you would like. I'll wager negative 1400. 620 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,800 Hell yeah. 621 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,800 The first ten amendments to the Constitution 622 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,800 are known as this. What is the Bill of Rights? 623 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,800 Oh yeah. 624 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,800 Damn! 625 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,800 Damn! 626 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,800 Back to zero? 627 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,800 You got British Invasion and State 628 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,800 Cavalry. 629 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,800 600. 630 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,800 The name of the state which Great Britain 631 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,800 is a part of, which includes 632 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,800 Northern Ireland. 633 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,800 What is the United Kingdom? 634 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,800 Oh yeah. 635 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,800 What is 636 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,800 Iraq? 637 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,800 Don't you start sabotaging 638 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,800 yourself. You're back in the fucking game now. 639 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,800 Dan's pick. 640 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,800 Same category. 641 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,800 800. Kissing or 642 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,800 making out is commonly referred to as 643 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,800 this in Britain. 644 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,800 Snogging? 645 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,800 Snog? Snobbing? 646 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,800 What is 647 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,800 fucking Frenching? 648 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,800 Whatever Tyler. What did you say? 649 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,800 What did you say? 650 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,800 Snogging? 651 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,800 What is 652 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,800 sniffing? 653 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,800 Oh my god. Tyler! 654 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,800 Tyler, is that a thousand dollar 655 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,800 question? 656 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,800 Michael, not much better. 657 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,800 What is 658 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,800 quenching? 659 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,800 What is 660 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,800 Alcoholics Anonymous? 661 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,800 Okay Tyler. 662 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,800 What is 663 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,800 snofing? 664 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,800 I'll be 665 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,800 snogging. 666 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,800 That was fucking close. 667 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,800 I said snofing, but whatever. 668 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,800 Dan's pick. 669 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,800 1000. 670 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,800 This British punk band formed in 671 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,800 1975 was led by 672 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,800 Oh yeah. 673 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,800 And now you're just taking it serious 674 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,800 because now that you're fucking negative 675 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,800 6000 in the hole. 676 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,800 You got state capitals. 677 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,800 State capitals for 10 billion. 678 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,800 For what? 200? 679 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,800 For the highest areas. 680 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,800 1000. Nevada. 681 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,800 What is 682 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,800 Reno? No. 683 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,800 What is Las Vegas? 684 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,800 No. What is 685 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,800 Henderson? Henderson 686 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,800 no. Oh. 687 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800 What is the highest 688 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,800 of highs? No. 689 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,800 I think I know it, but it's not worth putting in. 690 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,800 I gotta play it 691 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,800 smart. Everybody's just going for it here. 692 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,800 What is... No, you're too late. Carson 693 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,800 City. 694 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,800 Dude. 695 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,800 What are my points? 696 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,800 You got 3200. 697 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,800 You're in the lead. 698 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,800 2300. 699 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,800 What does he have? 700 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,800 Negative 6000. 701 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,800 3200. 702 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,800 Tyler's pick. 703 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,800 We'll do the second highest. 704 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,800 800. 705 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,800 Oklahoma. 706 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,800 What is Oklahoma City? 707 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,800 Oh yeah. 708 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,800 Tyler's pick. 709 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,800 I'm being too fucking shy with 710 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,800 the buzzer. 600. Virginia. 711 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,800 What is Virginia City? 712 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,800 No. 713 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,800 Nice try. What is 714 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,800 fucking 715 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,800 oh what the fuck is it? 716 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,800 Rutgersville. 717 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,800 No. 718 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,800 I don't know. 719 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,800 What is Boulder Dash? 720 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,800 What is that Air Force base? What is Albany? 721 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,800 What is the hair 722 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,800 on the skin? 723 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,800 That'd be Richmond. 724 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,800 Richmond, North Richmond. 725 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,800 Tyler got 200 and 400. 400. 726 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,800 400. Texas. 727 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,800 What is Dallas? 728 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,800 Dallas. 729 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,800 What is Austin? 730 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,800 Austin. 731 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,800 He answered that before 732 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,800 I said Houston. 733 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,800 Last one for 200. 734 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,800 Indiana. 735 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800 Indianapolis. 736 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800 Indianapolis. 737 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,800 What is 738 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,800 Care Bear City? 739 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,800 Final Jeopardy. 740 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,800 Dan's got 3200. Ali Mac's got 741 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,800 2300. 742 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,800 What is 743 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800 Tyler's got 744 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800 negative 8000. 745 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,800 What is 746 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,800 Your wiring is fucked 747 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,800 down here Casey. 748 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,800 Your wiring is fucked. 749 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,800 How much do I have? 750 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,800 2300. 751 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,800 Dan has 752 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,800 3200. 753 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,800 Tyler has negative 8000. 754 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,800 What's the category? 755 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,800 Oh, the category 756 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,800 is uh, fuck. 757 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,800 Oh. 758 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,800 Geography. 759 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,800 Oh, why? 760 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,800 Why? 761 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,800 Is there so much for bet 762 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,800 at all? Or is it? 763 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,800 How much do I have? 764 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,800 2300. 765 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,800 Mmm. 766 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,800 What's your wager Tyler? 767 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,800 He's already wagered 768 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,800 from the start. 769 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,800 Oh, okay. 770 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,800 I'm pretty sure 771 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,800 if I didn't just answer a couple of bucks 772 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,800 I'd still be in this game. 773 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,800 What gives that away Tyler? 774 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,800 I don't know. I just think it's fine. 775 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,800 It's fine. 776 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,800 You took yourself right out of the game 777 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800 though. Why'd you do that? 778 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,800 Because I knew I wasn't going to win this one. 779 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,800 You weren't down by that much. You've had bigger 780 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,800 comebacks than that. 781 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,800 You just decided you were done. 782 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,800 You got yourself back to zero with the double jeopardy 783 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,800 and then just gave up again. 784 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,800 What's it going to be for Dan? 785 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,800 I'm in a tough spot. 786 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,800 That's actually what I wagered. 787 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,800 Yeah, that's what I wagered. 788 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,800 That football one really fucked me. 789 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,800 I mean, football. 790 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,800 I don't know. I can't believe we went five for five 791 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,800 on that. That was insane. 792 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,800 That David Beckham one, that was such a 793 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,800 pot shot of a fucking catch. I cannot 794 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,800 believe I hit that. 795 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,800 If you guys actually got something wrong on that 796 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,800 I would have been like, alright, I'm in. 797 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,800 We got lucky. 798 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,800 That was sick. Oh shit. 799 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,800 I fucking choked as bad as the Rangers 800 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,800 dude. I gained two and three. 801 00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,800 Yeah. The messy question I knew. 802 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,800 The only soccer player I thought was Hayley. 803 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,800 Like Premier League, that was a fucking 804 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800 pot shot too. 805 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,800 I think the only reason 806 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,800 I got any of those questions 807 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,800 was just from going into beer garden. 808 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,800 Dan finally got his 809 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,800 wager. Alright, the 810 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,800 question. With a distance 811 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,800 of 3154 812 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,800 miles, 3154 813 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,800 miles, 814 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,800 this is the closest geographic US 815 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,800 state to Africa. 816 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,800 What the fuck did you just say? 817 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,800 With a distance 818 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,800 of 300, 3154 819 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,800 miles, 820 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,800 this is the closest geographic 821 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,800 US state to Africa. 822 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,800 How many? 823 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,800 How many miles? Yeah. 824 00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,800 3154. 825 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,800 Is that all land? 826 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,800 To Africa? 827 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,800 Alright. 828 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,800 Hold up. Let me just get a map 829 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,800 in my head real quick. 830 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,800 You said Africa? Yeah. 831 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:27,800 That's my real answer. 832 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,800 I don't know geography 833 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,800 very well. 834 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,800 I really don't. 835 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,800 We're just throwing pot shots out 836 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,800 today. That's all it is. 837 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,800 That's fucking guesses. 838 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,800 Just total fucking 839 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,800 miles. 840 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,800 Dan, you look like you are hard 841 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,800 at work right now. I'm trying 842 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,800 to think of a map. Something I just saw 843 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,800 recently. 844 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,800 Are you playing GeoGuessr or something? 845 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,800 GeoGuessr is 846 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,800 GeoGuessr pisses me the fuck 847 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,800 off. I remember we played that in VR 848 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,800 chat the one time and it was infuriating. 849 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,800 I fucking did pretty well normally 850 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,800 though. 851 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,800 I just looked at the street signs. 852 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,800 I do fucking 853 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,800 regional at best. 854 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,800 I like that one, Casey. 855 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,800 Regional at best? Yeah. 856 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,800 5,000. Good album. 857 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,800 I'm trying to think of geography here. 858 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,800 Screws are turning. 859 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,800 Yeah, just give me a second here. 860 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,800 Dan's in like stock mode. 861 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,800 I'm feeling real stanky. 862 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,800 Man, this is 863 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,800 fucking hard. 864 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,800 Ketamine breaks through the fog of anxiety 865 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,800 and depression. 866 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,800 It breaks through more than that. 867 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,800 Ivy ketamine can cut through 868 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,800 the fog of anxiety and depression symptoms 869 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,800 leaving you feeling free and clear again. 870 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,800 Albany ketamine. 871 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,800 It's fucking... 872 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,800 Oh my god, this is fucking hard. 873 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,800 Dan's about to 874 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,800 fucking short circuit over 875 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,800 this question. 876 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,800 I don't know. 877 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,800 He's got fucking steam blowing out 878 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,800 his ears right now. Dan says 879 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,800 what is it? Massachusetts. 880 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,800 Dan bet 881 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,800 900. 882 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,800 He's got 2300. 883 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,800 Oh, the little tail off Massachusetts. 884 01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,800 Ali back says what is Hawaii? 885 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,800 What? 886 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,800 Wait, it's closest to what? 887 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,800 Africa. 888 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,800 He's got 900 889 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,800 left. Tyler said what is 890 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,800 Maine? 891 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,800 Yes. It was Maine? 892 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,800 Hell yeah. Really? 893 01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,800 Tyler bet negative 10 million. 894 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,800 But unfortunately 895 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,800 that loophole 896 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,800 was close. 897 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,800 Actually tell him what my second wager was. 898 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,800 Dan, it was 899 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,800 a pleasure. Oh, actually a skeleton. 900 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,800 Well, this 901 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,800 is my what number win, Casey? 902 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,800 Number 903 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,800 seven now. Number seven? 904 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,800 Damn. There you go. 905 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,800 Number seven. My 906 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,800 goodness. 907 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,800 My goodness. 908 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,800 It's a good day for Dan. He won at 909 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,800 stocks. Dan is 910 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,800 looking at himself in here. He's got 911 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,800 a grin. He's got a shit grin 912 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,800 on his face. Looking 913 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,800 around the room. He's taking a victory 914 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,800 lap down here right now. 915 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,800 You know, holy shit, if I actually 916 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,800 fucking did it fucking buzz in the play, 917 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,800 I'd probably. Yeah, why did you do that, Tyler? 918 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,800 I don't understand. 919 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,800 It was like a close game. There's still 920 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,800 half the categories left and you just 921 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,800 decided you were done. Tyler? 922 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,800 I had zero. I only had like fucking 923 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,800 twelve hundred at that point. We can't all be 924 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,800 winners all the time. Can we? 925 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,800 I actually. I'll tell you. We can't at the 926 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,800 stock market, right? 927 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,800 I'll tell you what actually happened. 928 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,800 I went into this trying 929 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,800 to throw the game and I was going to try and guess 930 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,800 as many wrong answers as possible. 931 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,800 Right? Just so I could steal everything 932 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,800 and go negative twenty thousand. 933 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,800 That was my plan. But then 934 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,800 like I got. I started getting them right because I was 935 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800 just buzzing in and I'm like, oh, I know this. 936 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,800 I know this. Yeah. Oh, maybe I shouldn't 937 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,800 throw this. I should just play the fucking game. 938 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,800 That fucking soccer 939 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,800 category was fucking wild. 940 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,800 I was going for what Tyler was doing 941 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,800 just to like I was literally going to do that. 942 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,800 And then 943 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,800 it just. Hey, if it was if you 944 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,800 if Casey informed us 945 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,800 before our last game that the loophole was 946 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,800 closed, I never would have gone negative. 947 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,800 Yeah, I would have won. 948 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,800 You told me after I got Final Jeopardy 949 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,800 correct that the loophole was closed. 950 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800 And I would make a print, my friend. 951 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,800 Fine print. Yeah. Well, there was 952 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,800 no fine print. You told me afterwards 953 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,800 I would have stayed positive. 954 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,800 All right. Well, 955 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,800 this was a short one. 956 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,800 This is a bad one. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 957 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,800 We still talk 958 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,800 about some stocks. Oh, hell yeah. 959 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,800 We got tomorrow. 960 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,800 JDZ. We got 961 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,800 Faraday, Finan- Automotive. 962 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,800 No, wait, I 963 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,800 didn't pull out a Faraday yet. 964 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,800 I left 100 in it. 965 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,800 Damn. You're going to lose that 966 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,800 100 if you don't pull it out. No, I'm good. 967 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,800 It's going to go up to a thousand dollars to share 968 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,800 tomorrow. If you do that, what makes 969 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,800 you say that? And if it does, Casey, 970 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,800 you have insider info. 971 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,800 You got to have faith. 972 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,800 Insider info. If that stock 973 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,800 blows up, he knows something. 974 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,800 Dude, I don't even know where he got that. 975 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,800 He's like, oh, yeah, I got it right off Robin Hood. 976 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,800 I did. I look it was number one 977 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,800 on the daily price jumps. 978 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,800 Dude, and you're telling me 979 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,800 that that's the only 980 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,800 information you had? Yeah. Oh my 981 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,800 God. So you just got in 982 01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,800 early, you saw it jumping up in price, and you're like, oh, 983 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,800 fuck it. It keeps going up. 984 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,800 Yeah, I put a hundred dollars on it. 985 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,800 Then I was like, oh, it keeps going up. 986 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,800 Put 200 more dollars 987 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,800 on it. Remember Malcolm in the Middle? 988 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,800 I used to love that show. Yeah. 989 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,800 Now fucking, what's his name? 990 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,800 Doing fucking like NASCAR. 991 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,800 Who? Malcolm. 992 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,800 Casey, how often are you checking? 993 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,800 Throughout the day? 994 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800 Freddie Munoz. How often are you checking 995 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,800 throughout the day to see where everything's going? 996 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,800 Well, when I woke 997 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,800 up, I was like looking at it obsessively 998 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,800 because I was seeing like if it was 999 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,800 going to keep going up, it was just going to fall off. 1000 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,800 And then eventually it fell off. 1001 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,800 So you're just sitting there like refreshing 1002 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,800 the page or just looking at it live? It goes 1003 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:41,800 automatically. Like the numbers 1004 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,800 change like every second. I know. 1005 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,800 And you just sit there and you just wait till 1006 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,800 it's. So will you just burn a day? 1007 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,800 Just like looking at that line go up? 1008 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,800 I've burned many hours. I've burned like 1009 01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,800 three hours. So you just wait until you 1010 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,800 just start to get the inkling of like, 1011 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,800 oh, it's going down now. It's time to 1012 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,800 time to pull out. Well, it was going 1013 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,800 down and it was like, oh shit, it's not going back 1014 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,800 up. 1015 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,800 I should have left it in because it went back 1016 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,800 went back up to one point nine six. 1017 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,800 Hey, you see, what I would do 1018 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,800 I put like I put like my 1019 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,800 life savings on something, then go 1020 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,800 on a call. 1021 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,800 It just fucking plummets 1022 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,800 and I'm fucked after. 1023 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,800 Oh my God, that's so stressful. You know how many 1024 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,800 people have probably like 1025 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,800 been in that situation like 1026 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,800 where they're looking at their fucking phone on a call. 1027 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,800 Yeah. And they're like, 1028 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,800 I just 1029 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,800 got to pull the trigger. 1030 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,800 I can't breathe. 1031 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,800 Shut up. 1032 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,800 Oh God, I'm losing money. 1033 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,800 I'm losing ten fucking 1034 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,800 grand. 1035 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,800 That would be terrible. 1036 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,800 Ah, dude, do not 1037 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,800 do that to yourself. I actually 1038 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,800 Oh, bro. 1039 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,800 And it's like, what time is it in California? 1040 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,800 Ah, it's four hours behind, right? 1041 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,800 I think it's five. I could be wrong. 1042 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,800 I made eight dollars seventy nine 1043 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,800 cents in the last twenty minutes. 1044 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,800 Hey, if you're listening in California, fuck 1045 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,800 you. If you're listening in anywhere 1046 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,800 that's not here, fuck you. 1047 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,800 If you hate us, 1048 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,800 email us at fucking Untitled Podcast 1049 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,800 fucking seventy fucking gay. 1050 01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,800 Seventy three. At fucking 1051 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,800 gmail dot fucking 1052 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,800 Wang. I'm up. 1053 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,800 Like us on Facebook next. 1054 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,800 Follow us on Pornhub X Videos. 1055 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,800 Since midnight, I'm down 1056 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,800 thirty six cents. 1057 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,800 You're going backwards. You're going the wrong way, bro. 1058 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,800 This last week, I'm 1059 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,800 up sixty five. Jerry 1060 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,800 Springer. This last month, I'm up two hundred. Fuck that guy. 1061 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,800 Last three months, I'm up two hundred fifty four. 1062 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,800 More to date, I'm up four hundred. 1063 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,800 I hope he dies. Let's see. 1064 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,800 Starbucks, I'm up 1065 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,800 seventeen bucks. Past year, I'm up 1066 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,800 seven hundred eighty two. Mickey D's, I'm up 1067 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,800 ten bucks. I'm just going to fade out the episode 1068 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,800 right here. Verizon. 1069 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,800 Verizon's got me 1070 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,800 down. Verizon's got me down 1071 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,800 eleven bucks. Look at my ear though. See, what 1072 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,800 I do works. It works. 1073 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,800 Damn. Be kind to 1074 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,800 yourselves. It does. It does. Hold on, I'm not 1075 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,800 done. Reddit. 1076 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,800 Reddit, I'm up fifty five bucks today. 1077 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,800 Oh, I 1078 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,800 got a hundred and three bucks of buying power. 1079 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,800 Guys, what am I putting my 1080 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,800 hundred on? Let me know. 1081 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,800 What am I putting it in? I want to see 1082 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,800 it. 1083 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:28,800 For all we know, 1084 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,800 robots have souls. We just don't 1085 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,800 know if they do or don't. How do you know? 1086 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,800 Have you ever 1087 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,800 been a cyborg or a robot? 1088 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:42,800 Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 1089 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,800 Fuck no. 1090 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,800 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 1091 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,800 Yes, we are. 1092 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,800 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 1093 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,800 Extended 1094 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,800 episodes. 1095 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,800 Where the fuck did the Siermans come from? 1096 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,800 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 1097 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,800 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 1098 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,800 Oh, they're killing 1099 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,800 all the already born babies and selling 1100 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,800 them to the Chinese. 1101 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800 Aliens exist as we know. 1102 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,800 Somewhere in China, 1103 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,800 in some days, 1104 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,800 there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. 1105 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,800 Oh my god. 1106 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,800 They have dread 1107 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,800 and super soldiers. 1108 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,800 Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. 1109 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,800 Baby, baby. 1110 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,800 I do not associate 1111 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,800 with aliens. 1112 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,800 Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, 1113 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,800 feel them die of this virus. 1114 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,800 You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, 1115 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,800 nothing. They're fucking gone. 1116 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,800 I've seen it happen. 1117 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,800 I think that the government has 1118 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,800 taken it to the next level with the birds. 1119 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,800 They know what birds are going to cross 1120 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,800 paths with you that you are going to be 1121 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,800 able to raise and they are going to make them 1122 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,800 so fucking real. They're going to sink money 1123 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,800 into them because they know that if you 1124 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,800 put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be 1125 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,800 able to convince you that thing is fucking real. 1126 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,800 If you cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, 1127 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,800 no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology 1128 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,800 is absolutely violent. 1129 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,800 Which, by the way, big brother, 1130 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,800 is the overlord. 1131 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,800 We're only living in the third dimension! 1132 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:54,800 HOOOOOO! 1133 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:14,800 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? 1134 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,800 I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real. 1135 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,800 Okay, look it up. 1136 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,800 Look it up, he says that he was doing this shit. 1137 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,800 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis 1138 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,800 during the Holocaust. 1139 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,800 He says that he was doing it just to survive, 1140 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,800 but he fucking loved it. 1141 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,800 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. 1142 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,800 George Soros is the fucking devil! 1143 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,800 Okay? 1144 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,800 He's not fucking doing this shit. 1145 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,800 George Soros is fucking evil. 1146 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,800 He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit. 1147 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,800 He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. 1148 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,800 Just don't fucking get it, okay? 1149 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,800 Everybody's like, 1150 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,800 Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there! 1151 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,800 Fuck Trump, right? 1152 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,800 Fuck Trump! 1153 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,800 He's not the actual fucking leader! 1154 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,800 It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk! 1155 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,800 It's everyone out there! 1156 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,800 Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool! 1157 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,800 Everybody, you're saying, 1158 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,800 Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for us. 1159 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,800 The actual government is trying. 1160 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,800 The actual full government, 1161 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,800 which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, 1162 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,800 are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it. 1163 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,800 The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. 1164 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:38,800 The gay fucking squawks got killed by the fucking billionaires.