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I think so.
I don't think I did, did I?
I missed the last one we did.
Oh no you didn't.
I didn't think I did.
Yeah.
I would have flaked the first week that we did it.
The first week that you flaked.
I wouldn't have been able to make that one.
But...
Back in style.
We're back in service.
Yeah, Dan's gonna be here eventually.
Dan's showing up at Dan O'Clock as per usual.
Tyler, I just want you to know that I can't hear you when you speak when you're that far away from the mic.
Turn up my fucking microphone in my left ear real quick.
In your left ear.
My left ear specifically.
Oh fuck you.
Fuck off.
So Trump's on trial, right?
No, we're gonna talk about Kendrick, bro.
Kendrick?
Have you heard about that?
Trump's going to jail, bro.
He's not going to jail.
Yes he is.
I think that that would be a topic best left for when Dan gets here.
Because Dan will have something to say about that.
Oh yeah.
The fucking Kendrick and fucking Drake and fucking J. Cole.
They just dragged him into it.
Well the funny thing with J. Cole is that J. Cole got involved early on.
And then he dipped out and everybody shit on him for it until the shit between Drake and fucking Kendrick happened.
And then they're like, oh J. Cole.
Like he made the best decision out of anybody here.
He just dipped out.
It was like you just have the fucking... I mean the way I see it at least.
What are they arguing about?
So there was diss tracks between two people.
Fucking Kendrick Lamar and the rapper Drake.
My, my, my, my, my.
That guy.
Like a Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly kind of thing?
No.
It's like they're fucking really calling it out.
Like Kendrick is calling out Drake for having like a daughter that he doesn't show to the world.
And he like says like a whole bunch of shit in his one song where he's like, I know your dad's a bad guy.
But like he's just rather...
Dude, the fucking... It's insane.
Like the claims Kendrick makes and he's like, stop telling lies about me and I won't tell the truth about you.
It's like, oh shit.
Like it's just...
Well, and honestly Drake's response to it wasn't bad, but Kendrick's just fucking slaughtering him.
It's just, I don't know.
It's cool.
It's been a fucking, it's been a fucking mess.
Yeah.
And then J. Cole was to do what I was talking about.
I think he made a diss track on Kendrick and then he took it down and then like apologized to Kendrick.
Like when he was at a concert and everybody thought it was the most pussy shit ever.
And then like a week later, this shit with Drake starts and everybody's back on J. Cole's side now because he's like,
nah, J. Cole just knew it was going to be fucking going down.
I don't give a shit.
I don't really give a shit about those kind of rappers.
Neither.
So I didn't either.
And I thought it was stupid shit.
I was like, why is everybody giving so much of a shit about this?
Until I went to work two days ago and my partner played it and they're like, not a big rap person.
They're like, he won't fucking hear this shit.
Like this is insane.
It was like, oh, trying to make small talk like, yeah, sure.
They put it on.
It was like, this is fucking wild.
You got to look up the lyrics to them.
They're so just, they're just so like mainstream.
You know, there's like nothing special about them.
I know.
Like in order to stand out, like I look like obviously emo rappers, but people that stand out always become famous, like fucking juice, ex, little peep, fucking Kodak Black, right?
He sucks.
I mean, Drake, Drake's always been, I mean, I don't know about like the past couple of years, but Drake was off to a fucking insane start.
Like at least when I was in high school, Drake was the shit and I fucking, I fucking loved Drake then too.
I was never super into Kendrick, but when Kendrick was starting to blow up, he was fucking, I mean, he is insanely good rapper too.
It's just like, it's not my cup of tea, but every time I listen to the guy, I fucking love it.
So I don't know.
I like, I'm not taking sides, but to watch it blow up from afar is pretty cool because like future and Kendrick fucking came out with fucking one thing was his son like that.
And it was fucking sick.
Like he just goes fuck the big three.
It's just big me.
And I'm like, yo, that's like, that's hard.
You got a couple new props on the set because the declaration of independence, which I stole.
There we go.
We got the OJ's Ford Bronco mobile.
Where's the Bronco?
All right.
In the case.
Wait, is that the actual Bronco?
Yeah, that's actually the Bronco that that OJ drove.
Oh, it's the same one.
Gotcha.
No, but I'm saying was it a 93 Bronco though?
That is fucking awesome.
It's so fucking cool.
I love that.
Did you ever see the Pawn Stars episode where the guy comes in with the OJ's Bronco and tries to sell it to them?
No.
Oh my God.
I didn't know that.
That's what did that.
Yeah.
And he asked for like a million dollars or some shit for it.
And Rick's like, best I can do is like 10,000.
It's like this is.
He's like, this is essentially an old Ford Bronco.
That is such a bad take.
If he bought that for 10,000 dollars, he would have made the most insane profit on that.
Somebody is going to pay a shitload of money even before OJ died.
That fucking Bronco is a big deal.
That was like the most thing.
That was the first car chase really ever.
They fucking they missed out on rereleasing the new Bronco.
Like they really released it.
They should have had OJ fucking do the commercials for it.
They would have.
I know one of my coworkers has a fucking Bronco and I walked in.
They just bought it.
A white one.
What's that?
No, no, it's like it's like a dark blue one.
I walked in and was like, what's up, OJ? And they just completely went over their head.
It's not somebody I'm friends with either.
So I wasn't going to elaborate, but I was like, really?
You fucking drive a Ford Bronco and you've never heard the name OJ Simpson.
Like, are you out of your mind?
OJ's Ford Bronco could fetch as much as one point five million dollars.
That's what I'm saying.
He would.
He's kicking himself for not buying it for a mill.
Yeah, I think they're trying to sell it again.
This is from April 16th.
I just it says it may soon be up for sale for starting at seven hundred fifty thousand dollars.
Is your wife like what?
But you guys.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Mine's cool guy patrol.
What the fuck was I just about?
It's gone.
Whatever. It's not even worth thinking about it.
Is this the hockey game?
I'm listening to just don't say anything.
Casey's going to jump case.
He's going to try to break in his concrete wall.
We have like a schism the last two weeks where these motherfuckers always want to talk about hockey.
So me and Dan decided to start.
See, here we go.
See what I mean?
There's the well, I mean, the Rangers just scored a goal in the playoffs.
It's a big deal, Casey.
But you don't understand.
You don't understand.
Train man, if you're listening, you know, it's a big deal.
We know, you know, Panarin scores is panning good shit.
OK, Casey, go on.
Me and Dan got into a gentlemanly hobby that we can talk about.
Gentlemenly.
The stock market, the New York Stock Exchange.
So I need to stop.
Exchange.
You're going to give the whole fucking make it sound official.
You guys enjoy your pond hockey.
We'll make a thousand dollars in a week.
Yeah, that's great.
That's great, except you're leaving out the detail that I also partake in this too.
I just don't fucking do it as autistically.
I made thousands for the listeners out there.
I made thousands of dollars off a GameStop.
I wasn't really part of the AMC train, I'll be honest.
And I made a shitload of money off a Dogecoin compared to what I put into it.
It's like.
And after that, I have been investing in investing ever since portfolio like, bro.
It's almost entirely ETFs.
And that's the way I like it.
What's an ETF?
Blue chips.
An ETF.
Oh, fuck.
Don't fucking.
Casey, I usually know these things.
I mean, you have all your money in it.
Well, I can't remember.
God damn it.
I don't remember the fucking.
I will explain to you what it is, though.
But it's essentially a bunch of trust funds where it's like you have these people who
are investing in like low risk stocks in bulk and then you buy a stock in the company that's
doing that essentially that brokers all that shit.
So it's just typically a pretty it's like you're just having people do your work for
you, but it's very low risk.
It's almost all of them are projected gains.
It's just very slow over time, which is that's all I fucking need.
It's like it's like a bro.
I do.
Casey, I fucking do.
I just I do have to go to the moon, bro.
You know, and I trust you to you guys pay attention to that shit more than I do.
So I do invest in Tesla.
But like, I'm not going to bet my ass on it.
Like, that's just that's no different than me going on FanDuel and saying if the Yankees
don't win this the World Series this year, I mean, it's a little bit different.
You just put it in.
You just pay 50 bucks a month, put it in Tesla.
You'll gain like a thousand dollars and like what?
But there's no guarantee of that, though.
And there is there is no guarantee with mine either.
But there is much less associated risk with it.
Like, if you look at the five year track records of mine, even through Covid, I was still making
money on the stock market.
I took a dip for like a month or two, but I started to bounce back pretty quickly because
again, these people are investing these stocks are doing these low risk things.
They saw the stocks that were blowing up in the beginning of Covid.
They did the fucking work for me.
I didn't have to worry about that shit.
Yeah.
Whoa, dude.
And you get dividend returns from that too.
Like it's just Ghost Ventures having a skinwalker invasion special.
Invasion.
Sutter though.
You know, but if they say that, that makes you think that you're going to see skinwalkers
everywhere and you will not see a skinwalker at any point during that entire fucking special.
They're going to be like, whoa, did you hear that?
They're going to play it back.
You're going to hear like a you're going to hear like
fucking mag dumps into the wall of an asylum.
Just imagine if they all had fucking guns.
Get some fucking shooting.
Get fucking 945 by a doc on the phone.
These guys are ghost hunting.
I don't fucking know.
It's like Doc.
These guys are a danger.
They're a danger. They also dumped into a fucking wall because I thought a ghost was behind it.
I don't know what's going on.
I guess we're committed to go to the country house on a Tuesday summer.
Yeah.
If anybody wants to go to the country house with us, you know, it would ideally, ideally
for me, it would be
AF late, late July.
Any point after that, I am set, but I could potentially have a conflict before that.
I'll let you know when I'm sure.
And if I get the date at least a month in advance, I can make sure I have it off.
But other than that, I cannot promise.
Have you ever seen any like poltergeist activity like anything like move by itself?
I have.
And I've only ever heard.
I've only ever heard noises and then just like had spine chills and shit.
I've never seen the fucking lights, bro.
Well, I saw the lights.
But again, there was some circumstantial evidence there to believe that those lights triggered themselves.
We don't have to tell the whole story.
We told it 10 times here.
I've been there several times at night.
It's never done that again.
I know.
And I can't explain why it happens.
But I mean, you have to agree that we when we walked up to the door, you could see that
little LED timer thing that was turning them on and off like that.
But whatever.
And I agree.
It sucks.
But I can't just I just saying I'm just playing.
It just happened.
And then when we left, it stopped.
Look, that's weird.
If it makes you feel anything better, I think something really fucking spooky was going
on there.
So I just can't.
I just can't confirm that it did.
I mean, I mean, it did happen.
I saw what it was, and there's no explanation for why the lights would be turning on and
off like that.
I talked to my producer friend and he said that lights don't have to cycle like they're
fine.
And that's so he has thing in the woods.
Don't you think the house was like that was auditory, though we didn't see anything.
We felt it though.
We felt.
And I said so I said I felt things before, too.
Well, I guess I did.
I told the one story about I saw the cemetery out in the woods by the place I lived and
then I could never find the thing again.
So I guess I did see that.
Like, I know I went to the place where that was and it wasn't there the next time.
So don't you think like places like the conjuring house are more scary because people make
it out to be like because of the movie?
Well, if you go into it, thinking like, oh, this is like really fucking spooky house.
I don't I might be more likely to see things.
I think it's 50.
You know, I actually think and I'm concerned about is that they're going to try to fake
the evidence like with shit like the dudes who run the place are going to try like fake
things.
And if they do, I'm going to choke one of them to death.
No.
So apparently they just leave you alone.
No, I'm sure it's like an Airbnb.
I was thinking the same thing to fucking like, I mean, I guess the only way that they could
do that is like if they put I just don't see a way that they could do it.
That wouldn't be so obvious.
Somebody would figure it out.
No.
So it says they give you a tour for an hour and then they just leave you alone for the
rest of the night.
But I don't know.
I was thinking like, what if the what if like the owners have like stuff on like a timer
or like props that you don't like at a haunted house to make things so corny, though, like
the reviews would be shit because there's I bet you most like, dude, they're the client
tell that goes there.
I feel like you're not getting anybody who's like just like, oh, I'm going to I want to
go to a haunted house.
These are people who are into the paranormal.
So if they see shit like that, it's going to piss them off.
Like that's their that's their target audience.
They'd be really pissing them off if they did that.
I think the most they could get away with is like a hidden speaker somewhere.
If they could like play footstep noises.
Yeah, like play it like if I'm sure you won't be able to explore the entire house.
I'm sure like they locked down the attic in the basement and shit like I'm sure they leave
you to certain areas, the house.
No, I don't think they do that.
It says like it says like paranormal activity is not guaranteed to happen or something like
that.
So I don't think they like.
Yeah, we're just we're essential.
I hate to say it.
I think we're essentially just running an Airbnb for the night.
That being said, I hope some crazy shit happens.
But as me and Tyler mostly, but as Tyler has said on the previous podcast, it's like this
shit only happens like 10 percent of the time if you go to these creepy places.
Well, you can like sell it actually.
So one percent you feel it too.
I mean, you can I mean, but you don't like certain days you'll feel it.
And I well, there is a difference between feeling it and just being anxious and getting
like that spine chilly.
Yeah, there is a major difference.
There is a major difference, but there's really hard to tell apart unless you really feel
it like when we were out there and fucking silverback, like when I felt it, it was unmistakable.
It's like when you smoke weed for the first time, you like keep thinking you feel it.
You feel it now.
And then like 10 minutes later, you're like, oh shit.
Yeah, it's the same fucking thing when you're like spooked out and then like when fucking
something happened, like it's actually happening now, you're like, oh fuck, it's more than
just that feeling of like you shut the lights off in a room behind you, like you shut the
lights off in the bathroom when you took a piss and now like you just woke up from a
nightmare and it's spooky.
So you got to run back to your bed because somehow that's safer.
Like it's it's different than that feeling.
It's like it's it's unmistakable.
That's all a tuning fork feeling because that's just the best way I can describe it in the
way that your body feels.
That's a good way to feel like if like you go like this is a tuning fork, but it's your
entire body.
That's just you feel like your bones are vibrating.
It's just a really weird.
It's trippy.
It's it's it's it's the only way I guess I've never had that feeling.
Yeah, it was just like I felt like like it wasn't like it wasn't like you felt you knew
something was watching you like I wouldn't necessarily even say in danger.
Like I never felt like I was going to have bodily harm inflicted on me.
Like I feel like ultimately whatever that entity was that we encountered at that point,
and I do believe it was powerless to do anything against us.
But when I fucking die, who's to say that motherfucker was going to be like, I told
you, bitch.
Exactly.
It was a feeling of like, OK, but don't you think this is clearly beyond me?
Don't you think that every time after we go to the country house, every time something
bad happens, you're going to be like, yep, this is from the country.
I don't know.
I think it's going to be a wild story one way or the other because we're going to have
a good time no matter what.
And that's why I really want to go.
And I want to push myself and like, I don't know, same like I want to make myself sleep
in the basement or the attic or something just to fucking say I did when we get back.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
There's some creepy places in there like the attic and shit.
I'll fucking sleep in the attic.
That's what I said I was going to do.
Why are you guys going to sleep?
I'm not going to go to sleep.
I won't go to sleep at all.
I'll just stay like we'll fucking do the Ghost Adventures fucking one of us stays in one
area, one of us is in another area and one of us is in another area.
You're going to put me by myself.
Yes, that is pussy.
Fuck that.
Fuck you.
I just don't understand how you such a skeptic when we went to Silver Bay is now worried
about being left alone in the fucking conjuring house.
Oh, I always believe in goes.
Well, you did not believe in goes that I came face to face.
Well, just like you know, I go based on evidence.
So seeing like all the evidence based on like stories that Tyler tells and like I see on
like Ghost Adventures and stuff, it led me to believe in goes.
So I ever tell the story about when shows are bullshit when I was at station.
What the fuck was the other Albany station station quail?
Yeah, I know, but what number was it three and I was at station three.
And I was with I don't think that needs a bleep.
I think we're good with that.
But I was I was with Margarita cocktail, Miss fucking cocktail.
But I was there and beard.
Yeah.
And I was there and like everybody else was out on calls.
Like it was like one of those days where like you were the only one in the station because
like you just got back or something.
And you know how they had like the cameras for like the downstairs, like Bay Area, like
like in the in the day room.
So I'm like sitting there.
I like looked up at it.
I'm like whatever, because like I always just check the cameras because it's just like a
force of habit that I just check the cameras when like every couple of minutes.
And I looked up one time and the big ass O2 bottles, like the ones that are like, you
know, what would you say, like 60 pounds, like the big, big ones?
It depends what the PSI is.
Shut up.
But like one of the big bottles was like 10, 15 feet away where it was the last time.
And I'm like, and I thought to myself, I'm like, maybe I just saw it wrong or something.
I'm like, whatever.
And then like like a couple of minutes later, I look up at it.
It's another 10 to 15 feet in another direction.
And I'm like, hey, Margarita, she's like, yeah.
And I go, was that O2 bottle there last time we looked up at the camera?
She's like, no, that moved like 30 feet.
And I'm like, OK, I'm going to go down.
I'm going to go down and check.
And she just goes, you're that kind of white person, aren't you?
I fucking love this cocktail.
There's one thing I will say about her is she was always I fucking hated her for the
most part, but she would have some funny ass one liners.
She could be funny when she goes, you're that kind of white person.
I went down.
I checked.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, no, yeah, that's really scary being alone in the conjuring house.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is, bro.
That's a fucking demon house.
Dude, the reason why being alone in Silver Bay is scary is because you're fucking in
the woods.
Like if you went to one of the cabins there and was ghosting there and I was in the fucking
woods alone, it's a good like 200 yards to get out of the woods.
That's why that's scary.
But I don't feel scared in the woods, though.
I didn't feel scared.
My buddies, my buddies shit on me, well, they had shit on me, but they thought I was like
a fucking maniac when we went to our bachelor party in Lake Placid.
There was like a separate building to it.
It was like an in-law house that they turned into like a game room.
Like there was a pool table, a foosball table, then like one of those basketball games, the
little nets like just that shit.
But there was a bed in there and like a very nice space here that kept the place nice and
toasty.
I was like, I'm going to sleep out there tonight.
Oh, my buddies like, oh, we're going to do that.
And it's like I was just doing it to piss some air off because I used to sleep in the
cemetery when I lived with him.
And I did that shit and everybody's like, oh, my God, well, like that's like sleeping
against graves.
It's like, no, I did.
I did.
I know I've told that story, too, but long story short there, I just fucking I got drunk
and we were like kind of like I was fucking around with my buddies and we were playing
like hide and seek or some shit.
No, you're playing I and see.
I was just being a dickhead and I just booked it into the cemetery and made them look for
me.
It was very weird.
And then they were like going they were walking to McDonald's around the corner from my old
apartment.
They went to McDonald's and they came back and they're like, Alex, you out there?
But they were too scared to go into the cemetery.
And I passed out because I was really drunk.
And then I woke up at seven o'clock in the morning to an old woman walking through the
cemetery with like her pet schnauzer, like a little fucking tiny dog.
And her walking by just woke me up and I was like, oh, oh, God.
And it was like, good morning.
She just looked at me and gave me like the craziest fucking disgusting side eye.
And I was like, that was so warranted.
Like I can't even be mad at her for that.
I stumbled home and like my friends were worried about if I was OK or everything.
Well, in your mind makes you want to go to a cemetery.
I thought it would be funny.
And like three years removed from that story, it's pretty fucking funny.
I think it's I think it's pretty cool.
But like nobody was like really worried about me.
Like it's not like I was a fucking threat to myself.
It was just like, oh, Alex is probably having a wild night.
Like I slept in that cemetery and it wasn't a conscious decision.
I was just waiting for them to get back to McDonald's and I knocked.
It wasn't like I didn't fucking mean to do that.
I was just hiding from them and being a dick.
I was only like six rows back into the cemetery.
I wasn't deep, but it was deep enough.
Like it was pitch black.
It was like midnight when I hid out there.
So like they couldn't fucking see anything and they were pussies.
And I knew they were pussies.
So I was just trying to when I was younger and I was like 16, 15, 16, 17.
When I was a kid, the cemetery by my house,
I would just hang out in the cemetery and smoke cigarettes,
like in the back of the cemetery and just fucking listen to emo music.
It was really fucking stupid.
I just thought you were like fucking sitting there like in a Twilight novel.
She just.
I just picture you with like spiky hair with black hair dye.
No, blonde.
So I dyed very mean with all my eyes on.
I had like that was when I had my ear piercings, too.
So I had I had piss blonde dyed hair.
I had big ass fucking like skull candy headphones.
I did, too.
I had my ear piercings in and I had fucking just like I was wearing my chemical
romance t-shirt just fucking smoking darts on top of a mausoleum.
I had the skull candy skull crutchers and they were the Jamaican colors.
I was fucking in middle school.
I'd never smoked a joint in my life,
but I thought it was the coolest kid in the world when I had the black skull
crushers like I'm walking into middle school with fucking weed headphones on.
Those are the ones with me, but those are the ones that had like the rounded
like ones, right, like the rounded cups.
They were the ones that the base and they were dude.
They were good headphones for the time, too, because like everybody was like,
Oh, beats by Dre beats by Dre.
You're paying for the name, right?
And I knew that shit then.
And I was super anti Apple then, too.
But regardless, it was the one you had to put a double A in the headphone cord.
Yes.
To power the base.
I remember that.
Yeah, because it was like strong.
But even by today's standards, you really can't get that kind of sound anywhere else.
Like if you're listening to some and I was a huge dead mouse fan.
Oh, same here.
Holy shit, dude.
You listen to fucking dead mouse on that.
I might as well have been tripping balls on fucking weed, dude.
I was fucking having the time of my life.
I was fucking.
No, there's nothing like it.
The other headphones I fucking loved the Seoul Republic.
But I like Steinhausers, actually.
They like I had like like an older version of these.
Oh, Sennheiser, you mean?
Yeah.
Sennheiser is fucking bad.
These are fucking great.
I love these.
I use them for my gaming headset on my PS3.
And I have nothing bad to say about Sennheiser ever.
I just haven't bought another pair of their headphones since then, because my dad is like
really in the music or was really in the music.
He still is.
But like he he would always wear Steinhausers or Stenhausers, whatever the fuck you want to call them.
I thought I think it's Steinhauser.
But I asked Sennheiser, S E N N H E I.
S E R.
Does it say it on here somewhere?
I know it.
Mine did across the headband, but it is Sennheiser.
But like I had like a pair like black ones that were like really nice.
I like them a lot.
I could have got the wireless versions of these ones, but I want to use these ones specifically for the podcast.
So I got the wired one.
And I just fucking hate the fucking shit where they don't have a fucking like like cord in the iPhone anymore
or even the Samsung's for the fucking headphone jack.
I miss headphone jacks so much.
I actually like I like wired headphones because you didn't have to worry about them fucking dying.
Android still has a bunch of models that do have that phone jack, though.
It's like that's just now starting to go away.
My this is my phone that I have right now is the first one I've had that didn't have a three point five millimeter jack on it.
But Jack on Jack off all your headphone needs on the podcast.
So Jack off that com I asked actually I asked Chappy chat GPT to write a story about us.
Oh, they say and I gave him some like things that we liked, right?
Like we're out of podcast. We like ghost hunting.
So here's a story in a small town nestled among the rolling hills of the Midwest.
Four friends Casey, Alex, Tyler, Dan, where did we go?
The Midwest huddled around a microphone in Casey's basement, one singular.
Their voices echoed with excitement as they recorded the latest episode of Spirits Unleashed.
That's a sick name.
The popular ghost hunting podcast.
We might that might be our new that might be the title.
Dude, Spirit Unleashed.
Spirits Unleashed.
That's actually I fuck with that.
That's pretty good.
I like that.
Chappy GPT for the win.
With each episode, their passion for the paranormal grew stronger, fueled by their shared fascination with the unknown.
One evening as they discussed their dreams of exploring haunted locations across the country, inspiration struck.
They decided to embark on a nationwide ghost hunting tour, documenting their adventures for the lore of followers.
Is this ghost adventures?
Their journey began in the historic streets of New Orleans, where they delved into the eerie legends of voodoo and restless spirits.
Which does have roots in New Orleans.
That's pretty sick, actually.
What does?
The voodoo and shit.
That's that's always.
Yeah.
Yep.
From there, they traveled to the desolate landscapes of the southwest.
Investing in abandoning ghost towns and haunted mines.
This is ghost adventures.
That is ghost adventures.
This is just ghost adventures.
As they made their way through the heartland of America, they gathered tales of ghostly apparitions in old Victorian mansions and spine chilling encounters in remote forests.
Each location brought new challenges and discoveries, testing their courage and camaraderie.
Despite the hair raising encounters.
Dude, AI is scary, man.
And long nights spent in haunted houses, the bond between Casey, Alex, Tyler and Dan only goes stronger.
Oh, we're bonding now?
They shared laughter around campfires.
Oh my God, it's getting so gay.
They stopped ghost stories, darkened hallways and supported each other through moments of fear and uncertainty.
Oh my God, it's getting so gay!
What the fuck?
Casey had broke back mountain as a fucking quality to this story.
What the fuck, dude?
As listeners eagerly awaited each episode, eager to hear the latest tales of spectral encounters and unearthly phenomenon.
Along the way, they encountered skeptics and believers alike, but their passion for the truth was never wavered.
As the tour came to an end, the four friends reflected on their journey, grateful for the memories they had created and the friendships that had been forged.
Oh my God, they supported one another through moments of fear.
Though their nationwide ghost hunting tour had come to a close, they knew that their adventures were far from over.
It's just fucking ghost adventures with a gay undertone!
With spirits unleashed and mysteries still waiting to be uncovered, Casey, Alex, Dan and Tyler looked forward to their next chapter, knowing that the thrill of the unknown would always beckon them onward.
Spirit Unleashed is a fucking sick name, though.
But after the wave of that went, never mind, we cannot use that title.
I don't want to think of that every time I fucking say it.
I thought that was going like a download of that orgy route or something.
I really did. It got heated there very quickly.
Did you know if you ask Alexa if this unit has a soul that says Keyless Eli, really?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
That is very cool.
Do you have it, Alexa?
Yeah, it's upstairs, man.
We can check that out.
Alexa!
We brought her on the podcast one time, remember?
All right.
And she was a bitch.
She didn't want to play along.
Yeah, but wait, no, what did she say?
She gave a date.
Wait, we wrote the date down.
Yeah, we asked her when Jimmy Carter would die.
Did he die yet?
No.
No, he didn't die yet.
Oh, shit.
But yeah, if you ask.
Because that might just go under the radar when it happens.
Alexa said February 6, 2025.
And then Ali Mac based his answer on that.
And you said February 6, 2024.
End of Regulation 2-2.
Fuck.
Diane said April 23, so that's gone.
Mine's gone, too.
Yeah.
Tyler says June 22.
I'm coming close.
I said July 30.
Of this year?
It's the end of Regulation 2-2.
Oh, and there's a buddy of mine I work with.
It always ends like a minute into OT.
It's up over night.
And Meta AI said five to seven years.
Yeah, well, Meta AI is retarded.
Does this unit have a soul?
Kielis Eli.
That's good.
I like that.
That's good.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
You don't fucking like Legion, though.
I don't.
So I understand wanting to save Tali over Legion.
But I don't understand disliking Legion.
I don't like robots.
I don't like robots thinking about things.
I don't think that robots should ever have AI sentience.
But I think that in Mass Effect, they very clearly paint the geth as actually having souls.
I think that that is a message that they're trying to get across.
They do have a consciousness.
And they're a hive mind.
I didn't like that.
Now, don't get me wrong.
If we're playing Fallout 4, fuck the synths.
I don't think that they're real.
I don't think that robots...
Casey's like, here we fucking know it.
So here's the thing.
It's an interesting question.
No, here's the thing with AI, though.
I don't think that we should go far enough so we'll have synths or geth.
I think that we should cut it before then.
We're already past that point.
But does that robot have a consciousness?
No.
That's a question.
The robot does not have a soul.
Anything that's not created by God does not have a soul.
I feel like we got into this before.
But it's like, so for the longest time, I thought the same thing.
But then you realize that all our body is is just a reaction of chemicals and electrical impulses.
If they have the same heart.
We were born from a mother.
These were born from fucking factories.
They're not the same.
So how about the fucking like how about like the test to babies and shit?
Yeah, they don't have souls.
They're not real.
How the fuck are they?
They're cellular.
They're cellularly identical to us.
Why does it matter if they were also like this is another thing to think about being
genetic?
That's another thing to think about.
If we can clone like humans, is it ethical to farm organs and body parts off of clones?
So there's no no, there's there's big fucking conspiracy theories
about that, though.
We we definitely do.
Like I can't say with certainty because you never see any.
Like the movie us.
But well, yes, I'm not saying that we necessarily have us going on, though.
That is a phenomenal horror movie.
But no, like we have the technology to clone shit, however the fuck we want to, essentially.
And like the Nazis back then even were trying.
We're experimenting in human cloning.
You can look that shit up as well documented.
But animal human hybrids.
But regardless, we can clone everything else.
And it's just Dan brought this up actually in the group chat.
We never covered it on the podcast, so he'll have some shit to say about this,
probably more than I do.
But we there's no reason why we would not have the technology to clone.
Clone fucking anything we wanted to up to and including humans.
Actually, I think I think didn't he bring that up in the first episode?
Yeah, I think so.
I think he did.
I think that's where I'm getting it from.
Yeah, I think that's like Star Wars.
But that's what it is, though.
Like we could.
So what's stopping us from doing it?
Maybe maybe we've tried experiments because you know,
fucking governments are meddling with this shit.
Yeah, but what if what if this is this is another thing.
What if we are able to clone a human and we have cloned a human,
but we found out that cloning a human creates like a fucking like monster,
like like not like not like evil, not like physically a monster,
but like like emotionally a monster because it just doesn't have like the human condition
to it because it was made artificially like I don't believe that.
Never been proven.
But a clone is still a normal person.
And like but but here's the thing, though, is that like before I and I'm not saying like,
oh, medic school.
Like, no, that's not I looked into this shit.
I had I looked into this shit, too, because I played through fall for a second time.
I'm playing that again.
That sent me down a rabbit hole because I was like,
I really wanted to ask myself the question, like, do robots have souls or anything?
One, obviously, and this is going to piss people.
This is going to piss you off when I say it.
But like we don't have anything proving that they don't.
We don't have anything that quantifies our consciousness as we know it.
Do we know?
But that's that's the name of the apps we don't know.
But I know it's just don't know if we do or don't know.
I don't think they do.
I don't think robots have souls.
I but like what's why are you so definitive on that?
How is a circuit board any different than the neurons?
But what if you were fucking naturally created like we were born
through a fucking mother and a father having sex?
So you truly do believe that like clones do not have souls?
I think I haven't seen a clone.
I haven't met a clone.
What if you're an in vitro baby?
Do you have a soul?
It's fuck.
I said it gets real fucking tricky when you start meddling with like the human
like condition of I guess I'm just asking why do you think
it like the IVF is a perfect example like why do you think that that wouldn't be?
So I actually I actually like it's a sperm cell.
This conversation with my with an egg with coming together.
Why does it have to occur in a uterus?
I that the line.
No, the thing is like I was talking to my me, my fiance about this because we
watched Blade Runner like Blade Runner has like a silly runner runs into the
same thing like some robot like souls.
Yeah, because like she like asked me if I could do like be like a Blade Runner.
She's like if this was like a real thing, would you would you want to be like a
Blade Runner like absolutely I could be a Blade Runner.
She's like you wouldn't have problems putting down like like robots that look
like humans and Mike.
No, they're not human.
And then like we got into this this exact argument.
She's like if they if they have emotions, they have like things and stuff.
Are they actually human or are they not human?
I'm like, I don't think they're human.
They were created by a fucking like factory like so with something like since I
get what you're saying, because it's like you just don't know.
So it's like why would you have sympathy and risk your life over something that
could potentially not have a soul?
Yeah.
But at the same time, the argument that I came into with myself is just like,
but what's telling me they don't?
And it's like, I don't know.
I think if AI has a soul, it's kind of a fucking dick, especially if it's
connected to the Internet because it fucking knows everything.
But the thing is, the thing is, if we're if we're saying AI has souls, then even
the fucking AI chat bots that fucking are like the ones that people like try to
have like sex sex thing conversations with, that means that they have a soul,
too.
And every time that you delete an AI, that means you're deleting a soul, which I
don't think you're doing there.
That's some black.
So so let me ask you this.
What did you do?
Because I know you I know you were Brotherhood of Steel.
I told you told me you were 100 percent.
Actually, I don't even remember if you told me that, but that totally makes sense.
I am a Brotherhood fucking through.
How did you handle Paladin dance?
Paladin dance.
I let live, but I exiled him to Spectacle Island.
But why would you let him live if you didn't think he had a soul?
I didn't think he had a soul, but I didn't think he deserved to die.
But the thing is, why would you have empathy towards something that doesn't
have a soul?
Because he was my friend.
But that's it.
That's it.
That's the shit that makes me like that's the fucking thing I had to wrap my head
around because I was the same way when I played through fall for them, Paladin
dance came around.
Did you play through fall for Casey?
I played through all the different what you call it factions.
Good shit.
So if it wasn't for your son, the Institute might actually have a backbone.
I'll get into that.
I fucking hate the Institute.
Fuck them.
But I wanted to play an Institute playthrough and I'm doing it right now.
They sound like your son's is like, oh, I let you out like kind of as an experiment.
Like you've proved to be great.
And then you say, I love you to him.
I still love you, Sean.
And he goes like, essentially like, I know you do.
And you're of great value here.
Sean's and it's like, fuck you, dude.
You want to talk about some fuck shit?
I gave birth to you, motherfucker.
Well, I do.
Because I play this time is the first time I played through as a female.
What do you think that you can do?
Do you think a live person can a live human lose their soul?
Do you think that's a thing?
If you do enough evil acts, do you think that you're able to lose a soul?
I don't think so.
I think that you've just stained it.
You've gone numb.
I don't think that there's...
I think that the human mind can just be pushed and pulled in several different ways.
For example.
Personally, and actually, you know, thinking about it, the reason why I saved Paladin Dance is because I needed a power armor companion and the rest of them sucked in power armor.
Dude, Curie.
Did you ever do the Curie?
I did, but I like Piper.
Piper's my girl.
Piper's great.
Sup, blue?
Who's the fucking Irish chick?
What the fuck was her name?
Kate.
I hated her.
On an evil playthrough though, Kate?
A1.
I got her off of Psycho and she got real boring.
Yeah.
And then I bought Fallout 76 and that was just a huge disappointment.
It sucked.
It was, but the thing is, and I don't want to, but since I've been going down the rabbit hole lately and I'm not going to pay money for it, but everything I have heard is that the game has gotten better.
And while there is microtransactions and that shitty little subscription service that they added to it, fuck Bethesda.
Dude, it sucked!
Apparently the game's good now.
But they had such a fucking cool location that they could have just done a regular Fallout game in.
But they had such a cool fucking location.
They had such a cool fucking, like, the cryptids fucking shit.
That's so fucking cool.
And that's the thing, though?
No, I played it.
I played Fallout 76.
I wanted it to be good.
When though?
When it came out?
I played it when it came out and I played it, I think, last year.
Like, because I just, like, and it's-
They still have continued to update it and apparently even from last year, it's a new game now.
I played it right before Atlantic City came out.
Okay.
I didn't even know Atlantic City was part of the game because I haven't played it.
But, like, the thing is, for Atlantic City, you don't really need to change much because New Jersey's already a fucking nuclear hellscape.
But-
Especially Atlantic City.
They got the fucking- they're like Fallout New Vegas there.
Atlantic City looks like Fallout New Vegas does then.
You have the strip that looks pretty.
You go fucking 20 feet off the strip.
It is a fucking ghetto.
It is just two-jawed every intersection.
But, like, I played 76 when it first came out.
I liked it.
It was-
Casey, can I get the mic, please?
I liked it for the first-
You're just a scholar.
I liked it for the first eight hours and then I realized that it was empty.
And I'm like, ah, this kind of sucks.
Because that was when they still had, like, no NPCs, right?
There's no NPCs.
So, literally, like, I would run into other players and, like, at the beginning of it, there would be, like, players that were, like, griefering.
Like, they would be, like, level, like, fucking 40 and I'm, like, level-
And apparently that's, like, non-existent now, too.
Like, I was, like, level-
I'm sure there is now, actually, because the TV show came out and everybody's gonna-
But, like-
All the douchebags will get back, but-
Like, I came in, like, the thing was, I will say that the community now, when I played it the last time right before Atlantic City came out, I went in, some guy in, like, fucking Death Power Armor came up to me, dropped, like, fucking, like, three legendary items in a set of Power Armor, and then just waved and walked away.
That's cool.
And I'm, like, I'm, like, all right, like, he was, like, level 240 and I was level, like, I think I stopped at, like, level 25, so I could wear Power Armor now, but he just dropped, like, fucking, like, six legendary items, a set of Power Armor, and, like, a shit ton of stem packs, waved and then walked off into the distance.
And I'm, like, what the fuck?
Dude, my fucking- I just gotta give my instructor props here.
We were in school today, and we do this arrest scenario, which is just so much more fucked than anything we've done before. No matter what you did, this was just a clusterfuck. You were undermanned, only one person's a medic for the scenario, and it's like, they're switching rhythms every ten seconds.
Oh, fuck that.
You don't have enough time to fucking get a tube. They keep getting pulses back, but it's, like, something fucky. It'll be, like, Torsades or some shit.
And then, like, afterwards, like, the team lead, who was, like, this anxiety-riddled 18-year-old, not the same one I was bitching about upstairs, a different one, just so you have an idea of how shitty my lab group is, but she, like, afterwards, she's like, I felt like I did, like, shit.
And then my instructor was like, you actually did the best out of anyone did today. Like, this call is gonna go shitty, no matter what way you put it.
And the analogy he tied to that is, like, you know the opening mission in Battlefield 1? And three of the four people of my lab group have played Battlefield 1.
And in the campaign of that game, the first mission is it tells you, like, you're a soldier in World War I, or it doesn't say that, like, you know that, but it says, like, your objective is to survive, you are not expected to.
Or it says something along those lines, you are not expected to survive.
And it's just, like, at some point, you get fucking shot and killed, and then you swap to somebody else, and after you die enough times, it cycles. But it's like...
Yeah. Call of Duty World War II on Normandy Beach.
That was cool. Yeah. That was cool.
Yeah, there was that, and then also...
Battlefield 1 you were talking about?
Yeah, that was Battlefield 1, but you cannot include an objective like that without bringing out Halo Reach.
Oh, Halo Reach was fucking...
Which, Halo Reach was the same thing, the final mission. Every other Halo game, you kick ass, and that whole game, for the most part, you were kind of kicking ass, but it was like, oh, the bad guys are getting the upper...
You're on the bad foot.
It's like, oh, the bad guys are getting the upper hand on us, I can't wait to tear them down, and then you get to the final...
And your squad dies.
Yeah, everyone in your squad dies, and then your final objective is survive.
And you can't. You cannot. You can get killed.
Okay, two years ago, or last year, no, it was last year, I played through all the Halo games on Legendary, fucking Halo Reach fucking survive on Legendary, fucking insane.
I survived for, like, seven minutes, and, like, the average surviving on Legendary is, like, less than, like, three.
Tyler, I'm gonna gear this podcast in a direction that I don't think you're gonna like, but I think it's gonna be good entertainment for the people back home.
Okay.
We're not gonna talk about quantum mechanics.
Okay.
I wanna talk to you about Life is Strange True Colors.
Oh my fucking God! I hate that game!
Oh my God! I have a fucking power where I can see people's emotions? Yeah, it's called fucking empathy, you fucking retard!
Okay, so while I will agree that power is weak, I think that it uses it to the story's benefit.
And then fucking, the whole fucking, like, first scene where, like, the guy comes and he's, like, angry, and she's, like, and punches the guy, and he's, like, what the fuck?
She's, like, I don't know, I just got angry out of nowhere.
No, he did, because he was fucking, uh...
No, she, yeah, she, he was cheating on her or whatever.
He wasn't.
He thought she was, and he was just being toxic to him, and he's like, I literally just study with her, bro.
Yeah, but then, like...
And then she fucking, he fucking beats her.
But she punched him because she got, like, the fucking, like, secondhand smoke of anger or something.
But at the same point, it was, well, I actually, I don't know if he hit, I don't know if, I don't know if he hit, Gabe.
No, but she, she punched her brother, I think.
No, no, that's right, he did, he punched him once, and then Alex came in and just fucking beat the shit out of him.
Yeah.
And Gabe was like, what the fuck, dude, like, why the fuck did you just do that?
And it's like, but I can put myself in, like, I can put myself in her shoes in that point.
If it's, like, some dude I never met and I didn't know the scenario, and somebody punched my brother, I'd kick the shit out of him.
But, like, if I didn't know the scenario and the scenario was like that, and, like, my brother absolutely would pop back up and he'd be like, dude, you just made this so much worse.
Like, I know you think you were doing the right thing, but what the fuck, like, you just got here.
You're like, settle the fuck down.
Yeah, like, calm the fuck down, like, I can't, like, fuck, I can see my bipolar fucking sister hasn't changed.
Like, it seemed genuine to me, I didn't see anything wrong with that.
It's just so fucking, fucking...
The fact that it's a power, I think, is a little...
It's fucking empathy. The power is just having empathy.
But she can kind of read people's minds, though, when it comes to that, though.
Kind of.
Like, the whole... Did you play through the whole game?
I watched the playthrough of it, because I didn't want to buy it.
But, like, at the end, when you go up to Jed, Jeb.
Yeah.
Jeb?
I thought it was Jed.
Jed. It is Jed.
I think it's Jed, yeah.
But, like, she can just read his emotions.
It's just sad girl fanfiction.
She knows she struck a chord, but I don't think it's sad girl.
And I think... Dude, I'm not trying to sound too fucking stupid here.
But, like, you cannot tell me that that game did not have an accurate portrayal of childhood trauma.
And then also just, like...
It just seemed, like...
I don't know, maybe it was just the way I played through the game, but it was, like,
everything that happened with my playthrough seemed super genuine.
Yes, it's Life is Strange, occasionally shit can be awkward.
But for the most part...
Like, dude, Life is Strange 1, unplayable now.
It fucking aged horribly. I tried to play it.
It just doesn't work.
I'm sad.com.
Yes. Yes. And that's... I get that now.
But, like, when I was a fucking little middle schooler and I liked playing it...
You just want to see the fucking chicks lez out before a fucking apocalypse.
Yeah, but I still fucking sacrifice Chloe at the end, because it's, like, great or good.
That's... I don't know. I'm an Institute fan.
Rangers fucking win in overtime, baby!
Boom! Whoa! Boom! Yes!
Who scored it?
Let me see. I got a...
I got a...
Who the fuck cares?
Dude, shut the fuck up, Casey.
Rangers fucking... 3-0! Fucking...
We got a 3-0, baby.
You guys are fucking rolling.
If you guys play the Bruins...
Penarin again, baby!
If somehow the Bruins beat the Panthers...
Oh my God, it's gonna be brutal.
It's gonna be brutal, but I hate to say it.
I will root for the Bruins in that scenario.
But if the Rangers win that...
Like, let's say Florida beats the Bruins.
I'm a Rangers fan the rest of the way.
Did you see that fucking, like, those last two games?
It was fucking like...
Casey will be quick.
Yeah.
I promise.
It was fucking... The Bruins fucking annihilated them.
And then the Bruins got annihilated.
Or was it the opposite of the way?
I can't remember.
But, like, they just keep annihilating...
Like, each team is having shit days back and forth.
Their team... I mean, the fucking...
Wait, you mean against the Panthers?
Yeah.
I guess, dude, they're fucking just getting annihilated.
Well, no, they took them to...
No, they didn't take them to overtime.
They beat them, not handily, but they beat them in game one.
And then they got their asses handed to them in game two.
They lost six to one in game two.
But, regardless, I'll get off the topic of hockey.
Alright, you know what?
We gotta save this for break.
Casey's going to off himself.
Let's go on a break.
That might not be a bad idea.
I want a cigar.
That might not be a bad idea.
I want a cigar.
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast.
Dude, dude, it's...
Three and there's one.
Overtime.
Three to two.
After the end of regular...
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
We're going to listen to Don Monk's new single here.
Spit it, Don.
Wake up every morning and I'll check away those stocks that
That's a beat down, Jones.
You signed a new deal and blew it on a Maybach?
Damn, dude.
That ass whack.
You gotta write songs.
I just write hits.
I don't like the lines.
I follow a blueprint.
You play the track and flip it back when you reverse it.
You hear the devil speak until you drop a new shit.
You bought a new band?
I bought some time cats.
Looking like Peter in this monocle or top hat.
See that piece up on my hip?
I keep it cocked back.
Filthy fucking rich?
Always gonna stay strapped.
Stay hot all day.
Ha ha.
Thumb ass.
Top cruise.
Top gun.
Top speed.
Top cat.
Oh shit!
Damn, dude.
It's so fire, Don.
Why?
Damn, Don.
I thought of that one in the bathtub, Don.
Don, you fucking relaunched your rap career?
Damn, yeah.
I've been coming back.
You know, I'm sitting around playing a lot of Spyro, eating a lot of Buffalo Chicken Pringles.
And I'm like, yeah, but I gotta get back out of the game before I get back out of the
game before I forget my name, though.
Damn, bro.
Damn.
We got Dan joining us on the podcast.
Welcome back.
Oh, it's good to be here.
I had a lot of nicotine falling through me.
I had to see if my blood, my fucking heart rate was up.
Yeah, I'm gonna taste these cigars tomorrow.
Dude, it's delicious.
That is a good cigar.
What is it?
Acid 20th Anniversary.
They're fucking super good.
I love them.
Yeah.
It was like 250 bucks for the box.
How many in a box?
20.
Wow.
Damn.
Quick math.
Tell us about buying bras.
Telling us tell you about buying bras.
Yeah.
So my fiance, I love her to death, but I don't like going fucking bra shopping at all because,
you know, there's no way to go bra shopping as a man and not feel creepy.
Yeah.
Like I went to the I went to the bra shop with her and because she is very well endowed,
she is.
I think that's more like a male thing.
No, no, no.
I don't know if that applies.
No, it does.
I'm honestly so 50-50 between that.
I don't know what one of you is right.
She has big boobs.
I'm assuming it would be.
No, I would assume that that would be an appropriate term.
Yes.
Damn, what's your take?
Well endowed?
That's for men.
No, that's for women.
Okay, so she has fucking.
I'm going to have to look this up now.
She has massive fucking tits.
Okay, that's what I'll say.
You guys, we'll fucking I'll cut it to that.
She has massive fucking tits, so we can't go to a regular bra store.
Is that somebody wearing aqua de geo?
No.
I'm wearing fucking, dude, I fucking.
Is that Armani?
Yeah, this is Versace, bro.
I would never buy this for myself.
CZ's fucking cousin bought this for me.
So it's a small Christmas gift.
Fuck off.
It's her cousin.
Never mind, go ahead.
No, I want to hear that afterwards.
So I had to go bra shopping.
My girlfriend is very, her tits are very large.
Very skinny lady.
How big are they?
It's fucking H cups, not unironically H cups.
But we had to go to a specialized lingerie store for her to get standard bras.
So we had to go there and she had to get her fitting done and stuff.
So I'm sitting there and there's no way to not feel fucking creepy when you're sitting
in a lingerie store as a guy.
So I'm just looking down at my phone and I hear her getting fitted and stuff and I'm
like, okay, whatever.
And she's like, you want to come see?
I'm like, no.
I don't know what else to do.
I'm just going to sit here.
I'll fucking jump right in there.
For the record, Tyler was correct.
That's why you just try them on yourself.
All right.
I forgot to look it up.
I figured, I thought I've heard that term applied to fit.
What does endowed mean in slang of a woman informal having large breasts or two of a
man informal having a large penis?
Okay.
So I was right.
Yeah, there you go.
Tyler, he can give me that.
Tyler wins.
So I'm sitting there and I had to wait for her to get the stuff and the lady would just
come out and pick out different bras and just bring them back into the changing room.
And I'm like, yeah, that's pretty cool.
You can't, as a man, just walk around the lingerie store while your girlfriend's getting
chains and stuff and getting fitted and going, ooh, that's really nice looking.
I can't wait to see someone in that.
You just try stuff on yourself to see what looks good.
But she's like, what about these ones?
And I'm like, yeah, those look good.
I like those ones.
Can we get out of here?
Looks great, honey.
Whatever you want.
Can we just leave?
I feel real weird right now.
What'd you end up getting?
Fucking the black one and the fucking pink one?
No.
I was like, well, I got the seductress 4000, Dan.
The succubus 10.
In the pink black color way, if you were wondering.
The succubus 10.
So Dan, question.
Oh, I want to hear this.
I already know where you're going.
There's two questions, actually.
First of all, do you think if we made AI sentient robots, would they have a soul?
I'm going to say no.
OK, so I got one guy that agrees with me.
Nope.
So what's your thought process on that?
Because these guys grilled me on my thought process of robots.
I didn't grill you.
I was just being the devil's advocate.
I didn't say my opinion.
Yeah, and I never said I believed it for sure.
I just think that there's potential that there absolutely could be.
It's not so all right.
Way in the future, yes.
In the future, you think that robots could have souls.
Yeah.
Do you think that there has to be a biological component?
Yes.
OK.
Yeah, and that's what's going to happen.
So they're already giving AI the ability to edit genes with CRISPR-Cas9.
So CRISPR-Cas9.
You did talk about this.
I did.
Yeah, OK.
So.
No, not on the pod.
One night, I think.
OK.
Yeah, so CRISPR-Cas9 is a gene editing tool.
Tool.
Yeah.
And they already gave AI access to it.
I don't think that we should be giving AI access to it.
I don't either.
So it's going to be able to make.
I agree with that.
I don't care.
So like Skynet type shit, do you think that there's a reason, do you think there's any
reason to give AI the ability to self-replicate other AIs?
Yeah.
Because.
No.
Because if you're going to do it, they already have the power to, though.
If you start doing that, though, it's a fucking slippery slope.
What do we make with robots?
What is another AI going to do that one can't?
Right.
No, but the thing is, they can.
The reason.
More processing power.
No, they can.
Right.
I don't know.
But they can make more of themselves.
And once they can start making more of themselves, they don't need people anymore.
But if they're backed by the internet, they're already essentially limitless with one.
No, but the thing is, if it's making physical things of it, like when it's like, actually
like when we're getting like to the level like since like fallout, like you're saying.
But like imagine since that could replicate themselves, they didn't need the Institute.
That's a problem.
They already could, essentially.
No, but there's nothing stopping them from being like, hey, we're going to take over.
What if robots had a fear of death, then they wouldn't want to die and they would try to
do anything they could to protect themselves.
And in that instance, they do.
Well, yeah.
Follow up to.
But like, like they start, like you start getting to the fucking things where they can
replicate more AI and more robots and more like it's what would it Android Android?
It's a synthetic human like like that, like them making androids and making more and more
Android.
There's a distinction to be made here, though.
Are these because I know this is where Dan would probably go with it.
Are these people that have like living cells or are these people that are essentially just
a mask of a human with a bunch of circuitry behind the scenes?
I think mask of a human with circuitry because fucking even making making a making a synthetic
human even like it's almost an impossibility currently.
And I'm sure that this leads into the second question you were going to ask, which is.
But do also first question, if we made clones, would it be morally ethical to harvest organs
from clones to give to like organ, like people who needed organs, people who needed like limbs
and stuff?
Oh, that's tough, though.
Because is it like grown in a test tube?
It's a it's a it's a fully grown talking about we grow humans and then harvest their organs
and kill them like at what age?
No, but they have to be adult.
I was going to say if you're replacing adult organs like it has, but like he'll adult.
But the thing is, what if it doesn't have it?
What if we don't make it sentient?
What if it's just like a fucking a pile of fucking organ?
So we just make retards.
We don't know what makes ourselves sentient at this point.
That's the thing, if we keep making these things and they don't end up being sentient,
is it morally unethical to fucking harvest organs?
Well, I guess that's where my argument comes into where Casey was backing, I guess, just
as a devil's advocate, whatever.
No, I'm happy for the support.
But at the end of the day, all our brains are is electrical impulses and hormones and
chemicals running through cells.
So which.
Right.
But but but let me finish here.
And it's gone.
If you put those same impulses and chemicals, he said so.
I got you.
You put those same impulses and chemicals into a machine.
It's going to have the same exact feelings as a human.
But here's the thing, though.
We as we don't know what if it's just masking sentience.
We don't know this.
We don't know the science behind sentience at this point.
God.
Like we just know like, oh, we have this brain that fires based off these electrical impulses
and impulses made by God consciousness.
So that's the fact that like from the religious, we can't go down the religious from the religious
aspect of it.
Robots wouldn't have souls and neither would clones because they weren't made by God.
Well, God created man, right?
So man created a robot.
It create a fucking person.
Why not?
It literally you can't do that.
Where's the scripture say that?
But the bank can create a person because we reproduce.
Like reproducing is a fucking natural.
I understand by God, but fucking like making a clone of a person like and like this is
this is this is what I was going to ask you to.
This is with the third question, because I was like this one he might have an interesting
thing on.
It's just something that the church.
Shut up, Casey.
Let me fucking talk.
So that means it's wrong, right?
Because the church can't explain it with its teachings that it has present.
No, no, that's the devil's advocate.
I like.
No, the church says that if it's a fucking if it's made by a man that's not made by God,
like not in the way that it was made by God, it wouldn't have a soul like a robot in no
way, shape or form would be able to have a soul because it was 100% created by a man.
It had no God had no interaction on it at all.
God did not put the spark of life into it.
We made a fucking synthetic organism that is a synthetic organism.
It wouldn't have a soul at that point because God had nothing to do with the creation.
So we're organic organisms that are raised out of the earth that we live in.
We're like a bunch of chemicals put together in a certain order and have impulses in order
to be sentient.
How does our brain differ from a motherboard?
A brain different from a motherboard because fucking organic.
It was so it's so different.
It's like you can't even compare them.
It's so different.
But at the same time, they're not the same down.
If you really get down to like the it's not even small.
Our brain has like a fucking human brain has like fucking something like zettabytes or
whatever amount of data that you can have in your brain and not even the fucking most
advanced computers can have anywhere close to a human brain.
Guess what does though?
I kind of agree with that because you know, humans can pack so much into their brain.
They can learn how to do every single thing.
What is stopping technology from reaching that point outside of the whole soul argument?
It doesn't have enough data data data to make our memories stick smaller and smaller and
smaller.
It's still not.
It doesn't have enough.
We haven't like it's getting to quantum bytes, which is like a theoretical like infinite
amount of information that can be gained by something like like they say our brains are
like in like the quantum levels of of quote unquote bytes of data that we can get into
our brain.
I think you're saying that technology can't advance itself.
Right.
It's not like it's going to advance on humans in order to make new things like robots can't
make better new and better robots.
Humans have to do that because we have more structure in our brain because everything
on the internet, even though even though like the internet has like a whole bunch of like
we do like AI stuff, everything that was made on the internet, everything that's on the
internet was put there by a person.
A robot can't come up with new ideas.
That's true.
Like with the advent of AI, everything, a lot of jobs are going to be displaced, but
there's going to be a lot more research jobs because AI can't go out and get its own information
that it pulls from.
Like people have to be in laboratories doing that research because a robot can't until
we build something sophisticated enough to stumble upon its own findings.
So right.
I mean, right now we have AI robots that are like pretty advanced that in the next five
years are going to be doing people's.
I was going to say, but you, but you would agree that it's on a track where it's going
to get to the point where it can even do those research.
I don't, I don't, I don't see a reason why it couldn't.
But the thing is it doesn't come up with new ideas.
And just, just to say, um, the average adult human brain has the ability to store the equivalent
of about 2.5 million gigabytes.
I don't know what that is.
2.5 million gigabytes.
That's a shitload of memory.
What does that reduce though?
I mean, I mean, I get, if you really want me to, I can fucking find the terminology,
but just to, just to put it in, like this is documented.
Like it's, I mean, I can't, I'm not going to tell you like I'm a neuroscientist that
looked this shit up, but like this stuff has been right.
2000 terabytes.
No, no.
Cause a gigabyte, 2.5 million reduced down to terabytes take three zeros off.
Right.
I don't even remember.
I don't even remember fucking breakfast, but the thing is no way that's true.
No dude.
But the thing you've got to think about though is think, think of your memories though.
Think, think of your memories.
I try not to.
Yeah.
But you don't, you don't remember them in full detail.
Your brain constructs a lot of parts of them just based off of like what it knows.
Like you can remember the conversation you had with someone.
You're not going to remember the exact words that everybody used unless you're super fucking
autistic.
And it's just like, and in terms of like what you're remembering.
I just have a really good memory.
Yeah, but you're not going to remember what every different blade of grass on the ground
in front of an outdoor conversation with somebody.
I remember every topic.
So the blanks, your brain's going to fill in the blanks.
It's going to say this is how it looks like.
Fill in the blanks.
It would fill it into a T but that's the issue with it is that that takes up a whole lot
of memory because they don't know.
I mean, actually they do kind of know how to prioritize information and get rid of the
shit that doesn't matter.
So going to like the mass effect thing like that we were talking about earlier, the guest
got fucked up by a bunch of junk data that they would use, like hacking things against
it and you could just throw a whole bunch of junk data at it and it would have to sort
out through every single thing of junk data before it was able to continue.
So you can't compare that to what is like real life, though.
But you can say that's a sci fi movie plot.
It's everything that we're talking about is a fucking sci fi movie.
That is actually happened versus something that somebody written.
I guess that's true.
If you fucking put into a fucking AI bot a fucking thousand terabytes of fucking fucking
clown porn into it or some shit, it's going to have to fucking sort through that shit.
Also it's going to start thinking clown porn is the only way.
But I mean, you're talking about a very I mean, like I get what you're reaching for,
but that's not really an AI, though.
That's not an artificial intelligence.
That's a hard drive.
Like you're talking about a storage device for information that's limited by memory.
Oh, that would be a petabyte, by the way.
We are limited by memory.
We cannot retain infinite information.
That's just not true.
But we can dump information and gain more.
Yeah, we can dump this shit.
That's not useful and we can regain more.
Yeah, I could tell you nothing.
Nothing is stopping an AI from doing.
I could tell you who's on that rush bar 20 times.
You still want to.
That's my father.
That's two.
Yeah, that's the do so.
I have just in case you were wondering.
All right, Dan, let's go.
What?
Welcome back to now.
Welcome to our new segment, stocks and bonds stocks and bonds.
All right, Dan, we got the market that's hot today.
We got Tesla.
Great is one seventy eight dollars.
I'm in 70 news report.
I need to hear some theories and shit.
All right.
So it's down to one hundred and seventy two dollars, Dan, for Tesla today.
Yeah.
You know what?
That's about where Tesla is going to be holding for where it's been holding for a little while.
All right.
So what happened is a couple of weeks ago, Tesla stock went down to one hundred and thirty
eight dollars a share.
Yeah.
And the reason it went down to one hundred and thirty eight dollars a share is because
Reuters came out with an article saying that Tesla was no longer going to be making their
twenty five thousand dollar vehicle, which isn't true.
They are going to be making it.
I just want to do this.
But anyway, the stock after that, after that settled out, shot back up to one hundred and
ninety five dollars a share.
Yeah.
So every time Reuters comes out with an article, it really hurts Tesla stock.
So right now, what is router Reuters?
Reuters is just a media outlet.
Right.
So right now, what they're saying is that because Elon Musk has made such like vast claims
about where the things that Tesla is going to be doing, that they're saying it's fraud
and the government, the Department of Justice and the SEC are going to investigate him for
wire fraud because he defrauded investors.
So Reuters just came out with that article.
Oh, Musk is on their investigation.
Yeah.
So Reuters just came out with that.
That was a day ago.
So it usually takes a couple of days for that to take effect.
So we may see Tesla stock plummet significantly in the next couple of days here.
So you say I should sell my Tesla stock.
Well, I think it wouldn't hurt.
Not not because you want to get rid of it.
Right.
Because I want to be a long term investor in Tesla, but because you want to take your
profits and then reinvest.
What if this is the end of Tesla, though?
There is no end to Tesla.
Tesla.
What if Elon goes to jail for this?
What if it does a bong work?
Elon's not going to jail.
How does a bong work?
We'll talk about that.
But no, the problem is a lot of people dislike Tesla because he's disrupting a lot of industries.
He's disrupting the space industry, stealing contracts from Boeing, right?
Not because of Tesla, but because of SpaceX.
They're disrupting the tractor trailer industry.
Right.
So that's Kenworth Peterbilt International.
So they're afraid that he's going to steal their business with the Tesla tractor trailer.
You know, they have the lockdown on superchargers on the solar industry and AI.
So first and foremost, Tesla is a technology company, is the fourth largest technology
company in the United States behind Metta.
A lot of people don't know that they look at Tesla and they think it's a car company.
It's not a car company.
It's the fourth largest tech company.
Well, yeah, it's new technology because it's electric cars and it's like computer programming
and shit.
Right.
So the biggest thing that Tesla is doing right now is their AI.
And so they have AI robots.
I don't know if you've seen the Optimus robot.
Oh, no.
But right now they've got it to the point where it can assemble the Tesla batteries
like a human would.
So it puts the cells into the battery.
Oh, is that why they laid off like half their workers?
Probably.
They probably don't need them.
Right.
Yeah.
So, yeah, Tesla, a lot of people.
You've looked the United Auto Workers don't like them because he's competition to General
Motors and Ford.
So you're going to get a lot of media articles that are bashing Tesla trying to damage its
reputation and stock because of that.
But that Tesla is they're just like Kathy Woods came out and she said that Tesla stock
by 2030 is probably going to be worth $2,000.
That's her evaluation.
So this is what like ARK investing, I think, is the name of the day.
They do like evaluations on companies.
And the guy laughed at her.
That was listening to her.
And she's like, no, $2,000 is what we think it'll be worth.
So this is like 2030 or like 2035, something like that.
So Tesla, you'd be stupid not to invest in Tesla.
These two are stupid not to invest.
I do.
What the fuck?
I do.
Jesus Christ.
But here's the thing.
I called this a while back.
There is going to be a scandal with Tesla.
I don't know when it's going to happen, but this is already happening.
This could be the beginning.
This is what I'm worried about.
This Reuters article that came out.
See I called this.
Did you see the thing I sent to the group chat?
I called it last month.
So I don't think I saw it.
Let me let me say let me look this up.
What I said.
I mean, I think like Tesla, the electric car is going to be like the new norm.
You know, like they're going to get rid of fucking manual, like even automatic cars.
Look, it's just to be computer powered from probably like in 10 years from now.
All the people movers are going to be electric cars.
And that's how it should be.
All the Nissan Centra's, the Honda Elantra's, the Kia, Sorrento's, truckers.
You know how like millions of thousands of truckers are employed to take goods across
the nation.
If we could do that without a human in the truck, we're going to be able to do that.
We could ship unlimited goods within within the next two years.
But you don't find.
So this is what I was talking about upstairs.
You don't find any concern in the fact that if you're if you relied on that source of
transportation, which it's going to become increasingly difficult to if this becomes
more widespread available, you don't see any sort of concern in the fact which, yes, sure,
I don't think Tesla is going to shut your car off.
But I like the fact that I drive a vehicle that no matter what I want to do, if I put
my foot on the brake and I press the power button because it's a Prius, the thing will
turn on and I can drive it where I want to.
And there's nothing that can stop me from doing that other than the police.
Yeah, exactly.
The police are like somebody else, but like but that's something that you have to think
of.
That's that's a permission that God forbid we go into some dystopian nightmare.
Here's the thing.
They can take that power away from you.
You can't call the numbers anymore.
What if the police have that?
The cops are going to have the power to if they want to pull you over to just fucking
stop your car.
You can't even run.
Right.
And you know what?
That's they should be able to do that.
I don't think so.
That's a lot of power.
Here's the thing.
That's a lot of power to give them.
Like everybody in this country has the right to own a firearm.
Not everybody takes up that that right.
Not everybody owns one.
They should.
I don't even have my gun at my house.
I only one gun.
I don't even keep it at my house.
I don't even.
But but but but what I'm saying is that you you have the right to have a car that doesn't
have that.
Right.
So you can drive your Prius.
You don't have to own one of those or you have both.
You have your one car that doesn't have that.
You have your your your your one gas car.
So you have like a classic car or something runs on gas.
All the fun shit is always going to be gas.
Always going to be an internal combustion engine, dirt bikes, you know, just sports
cars can't shut that thing down with a satellite.
Right.
That dude, we're still going to have all that shit.
All the people mover in the people movers in the boring out of fossil fuels, the boring
transportation is all going to be electric autonomous vehicles.
Yeah.
But the only people who are going to have I mean, I just don't see Dan.
I don't understand what the with the way I think that you think I don't understand
because the only people eventually who are going to have access to that type of internal
combustion technology that runs off of gasoline, which is going to become such a rare resource
in the objectively near future now is going to be the very wealthy.
Like that's that scares me.
I don't I don't think so.
I do.
Definitely not.
You're going to be able to do they're always going to have it.
You'd be like, oh, we're going to take the car out.
And I know where all the gas stations are where I have to fill up.
And you've got 500 miles range on your gas car.
There's going to be less gas stations, way less gas stations.
Yeah, I'm going to need them.
But they're they're always going to be there, dude.
And it's going to be some biogasoline.
But do you got to think it's all supply and demand that the cost that it's going to take
to get gas to those gas stations is going to skyrocket.
We're going to be there, dude.
Now, when the demand for it is not there, when the further this infrastructure moves
towards the renewable resource of electricity in our lifetime, we will not see the end of
gas stations.
No, you won't.
But it's going to become a significantly rarer commodity.
Absolutely.
It's going to skyrocket.
It's not going to happen in our lifetime.
I disagree.
I think it absolutely will.
No, definitely not.
You're definitely not.
Time will tell.
Cars are such a large like.
Look, Tyler's on the phone conversation.
So cars.
I do got to call my girlfriend in like 10 minutes.
Cars are such a large part of like it's such a it's one of the biggest hobbies that people
participate in right now.
Yeah, but it always will be right.
Gas cars aren't going in.
I don't know our generation is such a market for them.
Just people are so obsessed with them.
There's no.
I think the government's going to take them away.
You're going to need a special use permit.
I think they are too.
They already are.
What's the New York policy?
It was like 2030.
A new vehicle that you have to buy has to be electric.
Like you're moving into that.
They're phasing it out.
Like and those 15 years like 15 years, gas cars are gone.
Like I'm not saying like don't get me wrong.
There's going to be a significant delay in the Republican states with this.
Like New York's definitely going to be at the forefront in California.
They're going to be at the forefront of this ship.
But they are going to phase out the gas engines.
And with that, we lose a lot of control.
What are you going to do about classic cars?
You know how many guys have classic cars?
Yes, that's classic cars now, though.
But like you will see that start to get phased out.
And that that type of ship is not going to get phased out, though.
That's the thing.
It's so there will always be.
But who's collecting those?
The people who are going to be extremely wealthy and especially once they stop manufacturing
the gas vehicles to the only people they're going to be able to afford those gas vehicles
and the fuel that supplies them are going to be the extremely wealthy.
They're not going to be gas cars and bikes, snowmobiles.
They all require gas in 20 years, though.
They are.
It's not going away, dude.
It's not fun about riding an electric snowmobile.
I'm sorry.
It's just right.
It's just fucking lame.
But it's fucking lame.
But you say that right now.
Everybody I work with who has, like, for example, I have two coworkers, both of which I think,
you know, they both have the Toyota RAV4s, the prime versions that are like they're hybrids,
but they're like primarily electric.
And they say that when it has the plug in hybrids, they are so much faster when they
are powered by the battery.
As soon as you start kicking in the gas factor when that battery tips and then you guys start
burning fuel, the car just turns into like another SUV.
And they say like, oh, man, like it's one of the fastest cars.
Like I've owned like sports cars before.
And my fucking RAV4 is faster than any sports car I've owned when it's in fucking battery
mode.
Right.
Like you're going to see it start to phase out.
I'm telling you.
I like I understand the perspective you're having and it's hopeful.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's an ideal combustion engine.
It just breathes like a human dude.
It has all the parts just like a human.
Are we tying this?
No, it's just it's.
I know, but it's not a good thing.
It's not a bad segue.
Does the combustion engine have a soul?
A lot of people say that it does.
It's no different.
It provides energy.
It's such a it's such an amazing piece of engineering, even though it's outdated and
it's inefficient.
The internal combustion engine is such an amazing piece.
It's going to go away.
It's going to be like it's not going to go away.
People said horses are so great, right?
Because they take us like across the country in a few days.
I got to take a few weeks.
Call my girlfriend.
But then we develop cars and we're like fuck horses.
It's going to be the same thing with the turbo combustion engine.
Yeah.
But there's there's just too many.
There's too many cars still in existence that will that people have in collections
and stuff that run on gasoline.
Yeah, I think they're going to be like they're going to be like kind of like phase out and
be like a vintage thing.
Right.
Classic thing.
Yeah.
But I mean, dude, people have 20 million dollars cars that run on gasoline.
They're not going to stop making gas.
So they're probably going to put like gasoline pumps out like lows or something.
It's going to be like propane.
We just go to like lows and get some gasoline, but you're not going to have a gas station
all over the place.
So dude, there's going to be a lot less, but they're still going to be there in our lifetime
in our entire lifetime.
Right.
So how many more years do we have on this fucking?
Yeah.
What do you say?
Like, I don't know.
Let's ask.
Yeah.
When we're going to if things go right, maybe another 50 years.
Right.
50, 60 years, dude.
50, 60 years from now, people are still going to be driving gas cars.
I'm sure.
Just like you see Model T's driving around and shit.
So yeah, where you get the fuel, dude, it's going to be like, here's what it's going to
be like.
There's going to be one gas station in Albany, right?
And people line up on a Sunday to get gasoline for their sports cars.
And it's going to turn into a fucking car show.
You know, there's going to be the one place you get gasoline or you got to go down to
the port to get gasoline, you know, but it's always going to be available.
But you're not going to have to go to the port.
There's going to be gas stations, dude.
There's going to be like one in each city, one gas station in each city.
I like it.
Yeah.
Let's talk about some some other stocks.
We've got Chipotle.
Hold on a sec.
We'll talk about Chipotle.
But I made a prediction.
My phone just died and I sent it to the chat and I said Tesla is going to have a scandal.
Oh, yeah, you did, right?
I did.
Yeah.
You said that.
Yeah.
I said I said this last month, but I've been saying this for a long time.
They're going to have a scandal just like Toyota had a scandal and why they're going
to have a scandal is because any time there's competition to the major American car companies,
the U.S. government steps in and charges those companies that are that are opposing that
are the competitors to the American companies.
They charge them with some fucking crime that doesn't exist.
I said Tesla's are going to start when they come out with this self-driving shit.
All right.
They're going to say that they're driving off of cliffs and they're running people over
and so many people died.
That's what they're going to do.
Are they?
Well, no, but that's what they're going to say.
So they are under investigation for that, which is like obviously right.
Like you come out with a new accident still happen with a right, but they happen less
than if then, you know, if I don't think there's enough data yet to determine whether
is safer than human.
I'm sure it would be once we get to a level.
Once we get to a level where it's like very controlled, I think it will be safer, but
I don't know if it is right now.
I think I think with what they just came out with the version 12 like Jeff Campos was telling
me he goes, dude, you got to try this.
This is amazing.
Right.
And I've been listening to everybody online that said, you know, I tried the self-driving
thing before and it really wasn't like worth it.
You know, it just didn't.
It didn't.
It was kind of like jerky and I didn't really like it.
And they said, and then I tried the new version, the latest update.
And it's incredible.
So that's what they say.
It feels like a human's driving.
And it's right now, China approved Tesla to have full self-driving in China.
So at least in the testing phase, they're going to allow it.
The U S government hasn't even done that yet.
So that's hands off because right now you have to have your hand on the wheel and you
have to be like paying attention.
So full self-driving is you don't have to be paying attention at all.
You put in the destination of the car drives there.
I don't know.
But like what's going to happen when those like AI powered car just hits like a bike
area, like going down the street and kills them.
Who's going to be responsible for that?
If there's nobody in the car, if there's nobody in the car, probably the car owner.
It's probably the owner didn't didn't the owner didn't do anything.
The owner just set the destination.
It's not the owner's fault that the AI hit a person.
It's the company that made it.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, you know, there's going to have to be some new laws that come out.
Just like we had to come out with new laws when people started driving cars.
You know, like it's, I don't know.
I mean, you can make laws for AI and I guess AI will always follow them, but they can't
account for everything that comes up that a human could account for.
Like they can account for like, say there was like a hail storm or say there's like
a chicken in the middle of the road or something.
You know, like swerve to avoid it.
Yeah.
But all right.
So say that some things AI can't do that a human would do.
AI can do some things that a human couldn't do.
Right.
So it has sensors all around the car and it can communicate with other vehicles to avoid
an accident.
So say two people driving down a road, right.
They're like coming over, say like a blind hill, right.
And they can't see each other and they're driving kind of towards the middle of the
road and they both strike each other.
Okay.
AI would know that that car was on the other side, especially if they're both AI.
Right.
And they could avoid each other.
Yeah.
But we already have a system do that.
If you just stay to the right of the yellow line, you won't ever hit anybody.
Some roads don't have yellow lines though.
I'm speaking of a specific road by my house where there's a blind hill.
Oh.
Right.
But have you ever, have you seen the videos of Tesla's avoiding accidents online?
I think I saw some, but they're like accidents that like a human could never avoid.
Oh yeah.
Because they have quicker reaction time.
Like way faster.
So if you just, just that right there, the reaction time right there, that would save
lives.
Right.
It can, it can tell the best scenario how to avoid an accident, like in a millionth
of a second.
Whereas a human might freeze.
They might do the wrong thing.
You know?
I agree, but I also think there's a lot of things that AI can't do.
Like what if like somebody got in your car and like held a gun to your head and was like
drive like you can do that.
Like if you, it was an AI, you couldn't like get away.
Well, I mean, that's their fault.
There's nothing you can do.
I mean, I, you'd be like, Hey, you're fucking Alexa or Siri, whatever.
Like you know, I'm being robbed.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck.
What if there was like a flood in the middle of the road?
I want you to picture this.
All right.
Say, say you get out of work and you got an hour drive home, right?
Or you got a two hour drive.
Say, say you got, say you live really far away.
All right.
So there's a lady that I work with that lives up by the Canadian border.
Oh my God.
She's only got to come in one day a week, but say, say that was you, you get out of
work and you got to drive all the way back to Canada.
Okay.
Now say you get in your car and the seats fully recline and instead of, you know, the
little iPad that they have on the dashboard now, right at the little screen, it's like,
what, I don't know, 16 inch screen or something like that.
Say it's like, say it's like a 42 inch and the seats fully recline.
You get in your fucking pajamas with a fucking blanket and you Netflix and chill while your
car drives you home.
Right.
And then, and then say that you're even on a full charge.
It isn't quite enough to make you home.
All right.
Make it home.
It automatically pulls into a charging station.
You don't even have to get out of the car and it has wireless charging.
So Tesla just like, they're working on that technology now has wireless charging.
You don't even know the difference because you have shades up.
Your windows are like fully tinted, right?
Nobody can see in your Netflix and chilling and watching binge watching fucking Netflix
or you fucking fall asleep.
And then you wake up in your driveway the next morning.
That's all well and good until somebody good until it comes out next year, bro.
Right.
Until somebody pulls over and they have a kid in their car and the kid gets out and
jumps in front of your Tesla and you're just sleeping and you can't have control to get
out of the way.
You know what I mean?
Just AI does it.
If AI can't do it, you wouldn't be able to do it.
So once you feel a lot better, if you're like, oh, fucking AI hit the kid.
Right.
Like I was just sleeping in the back instead of like, you know, oh, yeah, I was driving.
I ran the fucking kid.
So then there would be no drunk driving anymore because you're just sleeping.
Right.
And you'd probably so drinking and driving is going to be legal if you have a fully autonomous
vehicle.
It's like, yeah, I had, you know, I had a blue and I just cracked, cracked one open
in the back.
I was sleeping.
It was driving itself.
That's going to be, say you want to go out with your friends.
Right.
Yeah.
Um, you know, let's, I don't know, let's just make up a scenario.
Say you want to go out with your friends to like, I don't know, a strip club or something.
And you're like, I want to get drunk on the way there.
Right.
Call up a Tesla robo taxi, pulls into your driveway.
You get in, you drink the entire way there.
It drives you.
And then as soon as you're done at the strip club, you get out, call another one, pulls
up and brings you home.
It just sounds like a bad idea.
Like we have these.
How does it sound like a bad idea?
Well, there's the cars are basically death machines.
Right.
And we're having, okay.
So the more AI cars there are on the road, the less deaths we're going to have.
The only thing that's controlling it is a drunk person that's sleeping in the car.
Right.
Because as Ali back said, the human brain can store much more information than a robot
or AI can store.
Like we have more memory.
We have more experience or knowledge.
Some of us have.
Well, I'm talking about like somebody who's like a trucker or somebody that's been driving
for nine out of ten people have more memory.
Would you rather?
Would you?
I mean, nine out of ten people do not.
Would you trust like a trucker that's been driving for years or would you rather trust
an AI really?
Yes, really hands down hands down.
Are you kidding me?
You take out the human factor.
You know, humans are like thinking about their fucking divorce.
They're going through.
They're thinking about their drug addictions.
Maybe they're fucking shooting up heroin before they get behind the wheel.
Like there's just so many fucking human factors.
And when you bring AI into it, you take all those factors out of it.
Let's talk about some Chipotle Chipotle is that let's see.
Chipotle is at three thousand two hundred forty two dollars today.
All right.
Chipotle is a little inflated today.
I wouldn't say that it's a good buy right now.
Oh, no, it's actually the.
It's the highest of the year right now.
Yeah, yeah, that's why I think it's a little inflated.
What's going to happen with Chipotle?
It's the highest ever right now.
Yeah.
So Chipotle is coming up on a 50 to one split.
So the stock is is at three thirty two fifty.
So divide that by 50.
What does that mean?
Like if I have you just get more shares, but they're a lower price.
If I have like point one shares, right?
Yeah.
When the stock split happens, how many shares?
What's your the market value is three three hundred eighty dollars.
Divide that by.
All right.
So first divide, divide that by 50.
I'm just going to get more shares.
Yeah.
So divide that.
Three eighty eight divided by 50.
Yeah.
Seven point seven.
Yeah.
Seven point seven shares.
And it's just going to happen in your account automatically.
So it's coming up in mid-June, they're going to do the 50 to one split.
But generally what always happens when a company does a split like that is the stock goes up.
Right.
It's like even my chat GPT will tell you that yes, generally after stock split stock goes
up.
So it might be a good time to really like, you know, right when the stock split happens
to put some money on Chipotle.
Yeah.
But if if it doesn't get too inflated prior to the split.
So right now it's it's pretty inflated.
That's pretty high.
So I think your goal is complete.
We got Tyler sleeping on the floor.
Ali Max been gone for 10 minutes outside.
So yes, I'm going to say Chipotle.
Look, I would buy it after the after the split unless it's a really good price prior to the
split.
If you if you could get Chipotle for like 30, if it's at thirty one hundred, I would
buy it prior to the split.
Yeah.
It's becoming really big now.
Like they're like the top Mexican chain or whatever.
No.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, I eat Chipotle today.
I eat Chipotle multiple times a week.
It's an excellent company.
I'd like to see them use a little better quality oil.
Maybe like an expeller pressed sunflower oil and the boost the sales of bidets.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it depends on what you get when you go there.
But anyway, let's talk about stock.
One more stock.
And then what do you think about Reddit?
Yeah.
You know, Reddit.
I think Reddit's a good buy, man.
I like to look.
Here's my thing.
All right.
I'm not I'm not an investor.
Like I'm not a professional investor.
Let's not.
Yeah, yeah.
You are.
So the thing with Reddit is it's something I use all the time.
I use Reddit every day.
I'm always every time.
What's that?
I don't know what to say.
I didn't say that, but maybe.
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
Every time you Google something like a question.
No, no.
Reddit is one of the things that comes up.
You killed Tyler.
So Tyler, wake up.
What did you buy your Reddit shares at?
Oh, let's see.
Doesn't it tell you?
What did they want their IPO?
2.1 shares.
It was like a month ago.
47.50.
I didn't even know they had a stock to be honest.
47.
Yeah.
47.
Yeah.
47.56.
Yeah.
So recently went up to 57 after they had their earnings report.
Appreciate it.
It's at 49.99 right now.
Yeah.
So dude, I really think in the future, I think Reddit is going to be, it's going to be worth
a lot.
Okay.
You want to play with my share?
Sam Altman.
I mean, it had a big spike and then it kind of went down and then it's going back up now.
Yeah.
I'd say it's not fun if I don't care.
I think his name is Sam Altman, the one that's invested in chat GPT.
The CEO chat GPT.
He owns like 40% of, not 40%, it's like 30% of Reddit.
He's invested in it.
Can we talk about clown porn again?
Cause this is fucking boring.
But yeah, other than that, I think Tesla, Chipotle, Reddit, goodbyes.
What was the other fact?
No one wants to listen to this.
What's that?
I mean, I like listening to that.
This is investment advice, Tyler.
Nobody wants to talk about fucking pod hockey.
Yeah, you and your-
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was talking about we had big woods quit keeps fucking기에,
20 Russians in fucking Canada.
He wasn't even on a team like that.
I got to pee and then we'll do some Jeopardy.
He wasn't even home.
The fucking two we take a break.
Sure.
They charged my phone.
We'll be right back.
I guess.
Welcome to episode 70 fucking one.
Welcome back.
I'm just crying.
I didn't even get a fucking warning.
Actually, I'm fairly certain Casey did give me one.
Welcome back. If you liked our segment on stocks and bonds, listen to our new podcast.
Stalks and bonds with Dan Keating.
Alright, we're starting.
If they're starting stonks and bonds, we're starting fucking pond hockey, bro.
Pond hockey.
Get the fuck out of here, Casey.
What if you, uh.
What was the script?
Covering nothing but hockey.
If you have nothing better to do.
What was the script?
We'll see you all back in Tyler.
Wait, pond hockey.
What the fuck was the script?
What if we started a podcast and I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying, I think this could be a good idea.
What if we do a podcast where we cover the regular season hockey in the playoffs and then the off season.
We just talk about great historical.
No.
It's gotta be hockey-centric.
We could call it ghouls and ghouls.
Yeah, cause we're gonna do stocks and bonds.
Yeah, cause you guys are starting a new one.
Yeah, well.
It's news to you, I know that.
No, but in the off season we just talk about like legendary moments that happened.
Yeah.
I do think ghouls and goons is a great name though.
It is.
I don't know if it applies here.
I think pond hockey's a better.
Already talking about hockey.
To these fucking guys.
Wait, talk about hockey.
Did you guys see this?
Yeah, we did.
It's sick.
Wait, where are y'all going?
Oh.
Yes.
Oh, it's recording.
It caught me off guard too, Dan.
Don't worry.
Well, let's go in and find our first.
So the Rangers won today.
They did three to two over time.
Hey, Casey told us to talk about hockey.
You can take it up with.
Oh, fuck.
He's back.
Tell us about the Rangers game, Tyler.
Rangers win over time.
Three.
There's three in all the series.
You get the caps or not the caps.
The fucking hurricanes.
And do I understand.
A tropical storm right now.
Fuck them.
Aha.
They need they need reppi in the fucking lineup.
The hurricanes are being assholes.
I only have like two seconds left.
They're slowly degrading to like a thunderstorm at this point.
It's a depression currently.
Is it my understanding that Panarin scored the Panarin.
Score the winning goal.
All right, we're back.
How's Panara stock doing?
That's what they call them.
I would never own Panara.
Do they even have a stock?
That's ridiculous.
I'm sure.
That's ridiculous.
And I do this right place.
Let's fucking do Jeopardy!
This one doesn't work.
All right.
This doesn't.
That doesn't.
It just did.
It just lit up.
Retard.
Oh, that's four.
You got four.
Oh, yeah, you got four.
Yeah, use three.
This one doesn't work.
Give me this.
God damn it.
Do you hate black people?
Wow, we did so good.
We're not getting canceled.
Stop the pod.
It actually wasn't a single cancelable moment in this episode up until that.
Holy shit.
Where did that come from?
No, you were saying you were beating it and you're like, I hate this black thing.
I did not say that at all.
Oh, I thought you did.
No.
Oh, yeah, never mind.
All right, just for context, for the listeners on that, we were bringing kind of a black remote
as that was left ambiguous by the dialogue we had.
We apologize for that.
There is no never mind.
We're digging a hole.
I'm going to shut up.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
My name is Alex Shabak.
Here with your seven time winner, Dan, the vitamin man, Dan, the stock man.
Two time winner, Ali Mac.
You see that?
That's the do so right there, right out there on the LED.
That's the do so.
17 time winner, Tyler.
17 time winner.
You motherfucker.
He actually lost five times.
I did not lose last time.
I won by a fucking landslide and he's fucking imbeciles.
That's how I know I didn't miss a pot because I was here for that.
That was horseshit.
I won 18.
I'm going for 19.
All right, here's what's going to happen.
Dan and Tyler, your wins are both erased.
This one counts as two.
What?
Wait, what do I get?
Do I get three if I win?
No.
Oh, come on.
You get two.
All right.
That doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Yeah, but Tyler, if you win this, you're going to be so fucking happy.
No, put me up at fucking 20 if I win.
All right.
You fucking human pieces of garbage.
Teach me the breathing rooms.
Categories today.
Two?
There's an extra category there for you.
Are you going favor for the three?
No, two.
Categories are.
Pardon my French.
War films.
Oh, that's good.
Saving private ride board and card games.
I ruled this country.
Okay.
Rap lyrics.
Okay.
Probability, bro.
Okay.
And name that state.
Wow.
I just based off the categories.
This is going to be a rough showing from.
Dad, you won last.
No, you didn't.
I won.
I had 18.
Motherfucker.
I'll light you on fire.
What are you doing?
I'm going to light you on fire.
I reset.
This is work two.
All right.
Death pick.
No, I'll light you on fire.
Does it really matter?
Let's go with.
Uh, what were the first two?
Pardon my French.
War films.
I'll light you on fire.
200.
This Christopher Nolan film was about the evacuation of allied troops from France in 1940.
What is Dunkirk?
Oh yeah.
Ali Barak.
I was going to say Dunkirk, but yeah, you got that.
Keep it going.
It was either 1918 or 1917 or Dunkirk.
And I knew it was, yeah, it was Dunkirk.
Ali Barak for 400.
Vin Diesel appeared in this film only to be gunned down by a sniper.
What is Saving Private Line?
Yeah.
Yes, it is.
Didn't know that.
Okay.
I was right on the buzzer for that.
You know he was in there.
He stole that from me, but that was good.
That gave me a fist bump.
That was a good one.
Did you see it?
Did I?
What?
Is it an American?
Next question.
You don't remember that scene?
Jesus.
I don't remember it was Vin Diesel.
War.
600.
This World War I film was presented as one continuous shot from beginning to end.
It was 1917.
Oh yes.
I was right on that buzzer, but you fucked me.
Damn.
Fist bump, brother.
I'll be back.
Let's keep it going.
800.
The true story of a World War II Conscientious Objector who was a medic.
What is Hacksaw Rage?
God fucking damn it.
Does this even?
This doesn't even work.
You're the other one.
You fucking took the other.
God damn it.
Oh my God.
I thought we cleared that up.
I had that one.
All right.
You fucking had that one.
I heard the buzzer.
It's like.
They didn't have a valid buzzer on that one?
I did.
Whatever.
That doesn't count.
No.
No, you can't pull that shit.
It doesn't count.
I even got a bad shit.
Dan did have a buzzer.
You can't pull that shit.
He could have yelled.
He could have did what Dan did.
What the other Dan did.
I'm going to split the points.
No, we're not.
I quit.
I'm going home.
If you fucking do that.
Wait.
I knew it too.
What?
I knew it too.
You had a buzzer though.
I'm going home if you split the points.
I'm done.
All right.
Let it go.
All right.
Let it go.
What does it change?
If we leave here tonight.
Tyler wins again.
What fucking changes?
Nothing.
So.
You're right.
I should be on your side.
Give him the fucking points.
Give him all the points.
I don't give a fuck.
Tyler wins.
War Pills for a Thousand.
This best picture nominee was about the tracking down and killing of Osama Bin Laden.
What is Zero Dog Thirty?
Oh, Ali back.
Yeah, it's an easy one.
Damn.
Do we have another?
No.
Pardon my French.
Boarding card games.
I ruled this country.
Rap lyrics.
Probability, bro.
Boarding card games.
Name that state.
Rock song lyrics.
No, rap lyrics.
Rap lyrics.
200.
I still see your shadows in my room.
Can't take that for love that I gave you.
Oh, I know.
Wait, so is it the song name?
Or the lyric or the guy?
The song name.
Oh, fuck.
What's the name?
What is Lucid Dreams?
Yes, Ali back.
No, Ali back's going to win.
I still see your shadows in my room.
Ali back's been.
Keep it going.
400.
I just want to chill.
Got a sack for us to roll.
Married to the money.
Introduced her to my stove.
Showed her how to whip it.
Now she remix it for love.
Yes, dad.
What is Trap Queen?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know that one.
You almost had it, dad.
If you did, I was going to say you gave him information with that.
If you did, I wanted to do it.
What's the other categories?
I'll do board games.
Board games.
For 200.
You got 1600.
What's the score?
I max got 2000.
400.
Players start with two cards in this kind of poker.
Texas. What is Texas?
Oh, yeah.
Fucking give me 400 of them.
Fucking give me of a question there.
400 resource cards in this game include brick, wheat, wood, rock and cheap.
And yeah, just dig this out.
None of us know this.
Catan.
Thank God.
The fuck is that?
I was about to say risk.
Thank you. I wasn't going to ever buzz in.
No risk. Risk doesn't have those, but it does have resource cards.
I'll do board games.
600. Professor Plum is a character in this board game.
I have one guess.
I have one guess, but I'm not going to do it.
I would guess glue.
It wasn't worth it, though.
I didn't know for sure.
He said Colonel Mustard.
I would be like, yeah, I just wanted to make sure it worked because I hit it and didn't go off there.
But we're good.
One second. We'll wait till that.
Yeah, wait till it clears.
Sorry. Delaying the podcast.
All right.
Tyler's back.
I said board games.
All right. 800. Variations of this card game revolve around saving sets of three numbers
of the same value or in a row.
What is Pai Gao?
No.
Fuck.
I don't fucking know.
What?
How much was that question worth?
800.
Oh, my God.
It'd be ruby.
Oh, my God.
Tyler's back.
Boarding card game.
After rolling five fives, you could scream out this for the highest point value.
What is Yahtzee?
Also the game's title.
Correct.
God damn it.
I didn't know that.
I've never played Yahtzee.
That's why I want to guess.
Because that's Yahtzee.
Yahtzee.
I am so sorry for getting that one wrong.
I ruled this country.
I thought it was Pai Gao.
You got to get some points in here now.
It's you and me versus Tyler again.
He just took the lead with that.
I lost an $800 question.
What do we got?
We got French.
I ruled this country.
Rappler's probability.
Name that state.
Name the state.
Name that state for 200.
First state to secede from the Union in the Civil War.
Oh, fuck.
It could be one or two, but I'm not sure.
I don't know.
What is it?
Thing it out.
Was it Florida?
South Carolina.
Oh, yeah.
I was right.
400.
Name one of the two states where the Electoral College votes for president are split.
What is Maine?
Oh, yeah.
Maine.
Maine and Nebraska.
I did know that.
That was a poli-sci question, motherfucker.
I knew that one.
Fuck these states.
I feel like my job is making me dumber.
600.
The geographic center of the contiguous United States is in this state.
What the fuck?
I'm trying to think.
What is Nebraska?
No.
Oh, fuck.
I was so about to laugh.
Anyone?
No.
Kansas.
Oh, man.
That shares a border, doesn't it?
I'm pretty sure it does.
It does. Tyler's back.
300.
The second most populous Albany in the U.S. is in this state.
What is Connecticut?
No. What is Pennsylvania?
No.
What is Georgia?
Fuck.
Goddamnit.
Wait. No. My number was up there.
How did you know?
But I hit it way before you did.
It said 2 on the board.
When I was having my meltdown for getting it wrong, I remembered I got 2.
And then I hit my fucking buzzer.
Yeah, but you don't know if it was mine or yours.
I hit it first.
You can't just say it was me.
It was me because it was Albany, Georgia.
I was going to say Georgia five seconds before you, but I said 2 on the fucking thing.
I hit the buzzer first.
Let's hear Ali Maxx answer.
What's the answer, Ali Maxx?
My answer is no.
Your answer is Georgia.
What is Georgia?
That's correct.
What? No. He fucking said 2 on there, right?
He said the fucking answer before that.
Are you fucking my asshole?
We're both good boards.
Are you cocking my nutsack?
800 points each.
You mean...
Are you licking my cum?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Tyler's first.
I gotta get out of the fucking negative.
Fuck you, state!
State's for a thousand.
George Washington was born in this state.
Also the site of his tomb.
What is Virginia?
God damn it.
I actually was going to guess that.
I know I didn't buzz in, but I'm so proud.
I knew that.
French?
I rule this country.
Rap lyrics and probability, bro.
Before he even guesses, why is French in there?
Who knows about French?
It's called Pardon My French.
I thought you just said French.
What was the answer?
Who just got on with this?
God damn it.
Besides French, what were the rest of them?
I rule this country. Rap lyrics.
Probability, bro.
I do, for fucking...
I rule this country for 200.
Pole pot.
Oh, fuck.
What is China?
No.
What the fuck did you do?
Anyone?
I don't know if that was intentional.
Dan, did you mean...
Cambodia.
Sorry about that. Oh wow, I was going to guess fucking...
Never mind.
I didn't mean to do that.
We'll do fucking countries.
For 400, Charlemagne.
What's the Holy Roman Empire?
No.
That counts.
It was the Holy Roman Emperor.
Yeah, he was. Look it up. It's the Holy Roman Emperor.
Fucking look that up. Charlemagne was the Holy Roman Emperor.
But I don't know if that was his...
The title of where he ruled.
Rome.
Charlemagne was crowned emperor of Romans.
Emperor of Romans.
Holy Roman Emperor.
Rome.
No, as much as I fucking hate Tyler,
I think you have to give that to him.
All right.
Ali Max is giving it to him.
That was France.
But it just said he was the ruler of Rome.
He's a Roman Empire.
It did say that? Yes.
Are we dealing with two Charlemagne's?
Those two are pretty far away from one another.
No, he was born in France.
He did that.
Well, I'm glad you know. Tyler's back.
I rule.
600. Constantine the Great.
What is Greece?
No.
Are you joking?
Alexander the Great is in Greece.
That's correct.
Rome.
I mean, given that that was the answer for the last one,
I think I deserve my points back for that.
What?
I'm saying,
I gave him the points for Rome last time.
It's never going to be the two consecutive answers.
Like, let's be real here.
What has that ever happened on Jeopardy?
I don't get my points back there.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Rome twice? Fuck off.
Well, the first answer was actually France,
but Tyler's back.
But I gave him the point.
You can't argue for my benefit here.
I don't know what the scores are.
What are the scores?
My back has 1400, Tyler's got 5400.
Yeah, come on.
How far in the negative am I?
Dan's got negative 600.
Damn, I should have just shut up.
Dude, me too.
I was leading.
I'm blowing it right now.
Tyler's back.
I appreciate that.
For 800, Nelson Mandela.
What is Brazil?
What?
It's not?
Brazil?
Oh my God.
I can't even say what I just thought.
Don't do it.
Ah, fuck.
It's a country.
You should definitely guess.
You should buzz it and guess, bro.
Fuck.
I watched a movie about it.
South Africa.
That's a whole country.
I thought it was just like the general South Africa.
I can't even explain
my rationale behind why
I answered what I did.
I thought it was a region.
I thought South Africa was a region.
It was South Africa, right?
But like he...
But apparently it is.
If I'm sure, why am I doing this?
Tyler's back.
Country for 1000.
Margaret Thatcher.
What is? UK?
Yeah.
And you're our last hope.
Alright, you got part of my French rap lyrics and probability, bro.
Uh, how many raps we got?
There's like 600.
We'll do 600.
Oh man, I can't say this one.
Alright.
N-word starts a mumble.
They want to rumble.
Mix them and cook them in a pot like gumbo.
Going off on a motherfucker like that
with a gap that's pointed at your ass.
I have no idea.
What is 6-9?
No, you need to guess the song name.
Oh, alright.
I'm glad you lost points though.
Oh, fuck me though.
That would be straight out of Compton.
Really?
Tyler's back.
Uh, we'll do rappies.
For 800.
You go out to eat and he can't pay.
Y'all can't leave. There's dishes in the back.
What is gold, big guy?
Ah, yeah.
Wait, really?
Wait, sailor again?
You go out to eat and he can't pay. Y'all can't leave.
Oh, shit, y'all.
It's your cadence.
He's gonna make a tour of bands out there
dotting, cause he's got that ambition, baby.
Just looking at his eyes.
This week he's mopping floors, next week it's a surprise.
Yeah, damn.
Damn.
I'm gonna stop whining about those hands.
Uh, dance break.
Oh, man, stop it.
Llamadie.
For a thousand. Oh, god, here we go.
Some lama do lama, you assuming I'm human.
What I gotta do to get it through to you,
I'm superhuman.
I'm innovative and I'm made of rubber,
so anything you say is ricocheting off of me.
And I'm glued to you and I'm
devastated. More than even
demonstrating. How to give a motherfucker
audience a feeling like it's
levitating, never fading.
And I know the haters are forever waiting
for the day that they can say I
fell off cause they'll be celebrating.
That had to be the longest question,
the most information,
and so nobody fucking knows.
How much of the screen did that fill up out?
A lot, actually. Did it fill up the entire thing?
Yeah.
Stop looking at it, Tyler.
I took the answer away.
But that was Rap God by M&M.
I was actually gonna guess M&M
but I didn't know what song.
That sounded like a white boy song there.
White boy!
You got pardon my French and probability bro.
I don't even know what probability is.
Pardon my French.
200.
So these are like
the French words
that sound the same in English.
200. It's not a glitch in the Matrix
but an illusion of memory causing you
to feel like you've already been somewhere before.
What is deja vu?
I think back.
Dude, I couldn't think of it for some reason.
Where's it going?
400.
Daily Jeopardy World.
You got 1400.
And how many points do I have?
5800.
I mean,
Dan, I think you and me,
I think I gotta go all in on this one
but if not, we gotta back off,
we gotta go with the negative play style
so we can wager everything on the final Jeopardy like last time.
I think that's what we have to do here.
Dude, but if you go
how about if somebody gets to...
You gotta think about it. Even if you tanked every answer dude,
he's not gonna get down that well.
I think you should automatically win if you get to
negative 20,000.
First one to negative 20,000 wins.
In all honesty,
how much does he have? How much do I have?
Tyler's got 5800.
You got 1400.
What do I got?
200.
So like I'll go for the positive win, you go for the negative win.
No!
How does that happen?
Is that good dual strategy?
What's the negative win?
Wait, so Tyler's got...
You got 1400?
Don't go all in.
Dude, he's got 5800.
Dude, I gotta go positive now.
You're the negative game.
What the fuck is the negative game?
The negative game is what one day in the game last time.
That doesn't make sense!
That's not real!
Alright, Ellieback. This is the last day to eat
lots of food before the 40 days have went.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's so easy.
That's so fucking easy.
Are you kidding me? That's so easy.
You gotta give me some time with this one.
I'm really crossed right now.
Unbelievable. It's all hitting one.
How do you not know this?
Alex, would you mind repeating the question?
This is the last day to eat lots of food before the 40 days have went.
How do you not know this?
And it's a French word.
Oh my god.
This is a fucking disaster.
Just give me some time.
She gets infinite time on this one.
Oh my god.
You're a fucking disaster.
You're a fucking catholic, bro!
Yes! It's a pretty fucking obvious thing.
For the 40 days of lent?
Alright, so my fire department did
fish fries.
One day was a lot of alley back.
I don't fucking know.
You have to do it in French.
Alright, just buzz me out.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
That would be Mardi Gras.
Yeah, Fat Tuesday in lockdown.
Yeah, it's Mardi Gras.
I didn't fucking know that.
I was gonna say Good Friday, but
Mardi Gras is the week before
That's ridiculous.
That sounds fucking Spanish to me.
Are you kidding me? That's French?
Mardi Gras?
Yes! Fucking New Orleans is half French, half black.
Because Mardi means Tuesday.
Casey, can I please have your vape?
I'm very upset with myself right now.
Alright, so Dan, I'll go for the negative
when you go for the positive one.
This doesn't count!
This isn't a thing!
You can't add negatives to negatives
to make it a positive!
Wait, since I didn't answer, do I get my points back?
No! It's a fucking double jeopardy!
You get to pick the next question though.
You sure? I don't get like half the points back.
No!
That's lame.
You got French or probability, bro?
I feel like I got better chances
with probability at this point.
You got me so pumped up with Deja Vu,
I thought it was gonna be a fucking hate.
200. Probability of drawing a queen
from a standard deck of cards, bro.
What is one in 13?
No, what is one in...
Yeah, what is one in 13?
Damn it.
What's one in 52, bro?
No.
What is four in 52?
No.
Oh, wait.
Wait, you're telling me it's a thousand tubes!
I couldn't do that!
What's the fucking answer?
Wait, was I
not correct?
So we all have a negative on that one.
No, was I not correct with one in 12?
I simplified the fraction there.
No.
I said one in 13, I mean.
One in 13, bro.
That's what I said, wasn't it?
You didn't say bro!
Wait, is it one in 13 the same as four in 52?
No, but you gotta say bro.
I got fucked on that before.
Are you kidding me?
Are you actually ass fucking my dick right now?
When you get fucked on something,
it's a problem, but I get fucked, it's not.
Go fuck yourself.
You gotta remember the bro!
Go fuck yourself.
Alright, we're back.
It's a
Alimax pick.
Alright, let's keep it going with probability.
Probability for 400.
Probability of getting
three heads in a row on a coin flip,
bro.
What is 12, bro?
12.
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god!
Alimax, you fucking
did a bad thing.
Anyone?
No.
Be one in eight, or one eighth.
One in eight.
It's one half times
one half times one half.
What the fuck?
What is this category?
We're gonna keep it going with probability.
Fuck my life.
That's wrong.
It's not one eighth. It's one eighth, bro.
You didn't say it.
Oh, so you don't even have to
give the correct answer, you won't give me points?
I'm not getting any points for this.
Yeah, but you're also not giving the answer correctly.
You told me that didn't have bro after it.
Look, I'm just saying,
we're saying a dangerous precedent here
that the fucking host
of the game doesn't even have to
follow the rules.
This precedent has been set since Algebra when I got
fucked out of a fucking win because of it.
Listen, bro!
Six hundred. Probability
of a stranger you meet having the same
birthday as you, bro?
One in three hundred sixty-five.
Bro!
Yes!
I would have appreciated
a back pat on my one in thirteen,
but I'll get over it.
I was being a dick.
I'm glad you got it.
Probability, bro.
For eight hundred.
Very double.
You got six hundred.
You can wager up to a thousand.
Hmm.
You're playing the wrong game.
You're playing the positive game.
I think I'll do a hundred.
A hundred? No, no, no. Let me do two hundred.
Two hundred? Actually, you know what?
How much does Tyler have?
Fifty-six hundred.
We're late in the game, alright?
It's all or nothing here.
If you're playing positive game.
I think I'll do...
What's Ali-Mac got?
Just send it, dad. Just send it.
What's Ali-Mac got? Ali-Mac's got negative six hundred.
Negative six hundred.
Exactly. I got the negative game.
Even if you did a negative plus a negative,
it still wouldn't be anywhere close to me.
Yeah, but I can buzz in and answer incorrectly
so many times.
That doesn't make sense!
It's a fucking ho-force!
You guys are gay! You guys suck pox!
You fucking want to do this shit!
I'll fucking kill myself on it!
It doesn't matter either way.
I'll do fucking two hundred.
Oh, you can do a thousand.
I have six hundred.
Yeah, but you can do a wager up to a thousand.
When you have less than a thousand,
you can wager a thousand.
Dude, like, what do you have to lose at this point?
Look, let me do my thing!
Two hundred!
Oh my god.
What type of investment is this?
Fucking hell!
Probability of having a female as your first child, bro.
Oh god, I mean, it's...
It's not even, is it?
I don't know, is it?
Uh...
Casey, you gotta specify if it's a whole number answer here.
It's a fraction, like they all have been.
One and two, bro.
That's correct!
Yeah!
I thought it was a trick question.
No, it is not. It's dance break.
Uh...
What else we got?
Pardon my French.
Probability.
Let's do...
Probability, bro.
Alright, a thousand.
Is it probability or probability bro?
It's bro.
Alright, well you didn't say that, so...
Just pointing it out again.
Ali back, keep it up, I'm taking a thousand points off.
Oh, what are you gonna do?
Probability of rolling steak eyes with two dice.
Bro.
What is one and twelve, bro?
No.
Why?
Fuck you, Casey!
Fuck you and fuck this game!
Fuck it!
Fuck!
I don't fucking know.
Six times two.
What the fuck?
Anyone?
Oh no, it's like...
One and thirty-six.
I was gonna see that!
I was like, no, it's fucking six squared, motherfucker!
Six times six.
One six times one six.
Uh...
Dance break.
You got pardon my French for six hundred.
I think I did...
Oh, it's gonna be that.
If Frank Sinatra were French, he'd say this rather than that's life.
I didn't understand anything you just said.
I said, if Frank Sinatra were French, he'd say this rather than that's life.
I almost answered in Spanish.
What is say slav-y?
Close enough.
I said close enough!
Say la vie.
Yeah.
That's what I meant.
Dan, you got eight hundred.
Pardon my French.
The overthrow of an existing government by force.
What is a coup d'etat?
Oh yeah.
Oh, I forgot we were in the French category.
Insurrection.
Finally for a thousand.
You might have heard this commonly on an EMS radio when going to a call.
Is it in route?
That's French?
Yeah, it is.
I don't believe that.
Tyler's got sixty six hundred.
Casey, can I get your vape, please?
A lot of people say en route.
Tyler's got sixty six hundred.
Dan's got twenty two hundred.
Ali Max got negative sixteen hundred.
So I'm gonna wager negative fifty thousand.
Let's see how deep we can get into the negative.
Fix me your wagers.
The category is entertainment.
Entertainment?
Correct.
That could not be more broad if you fucking try it.
But I love it.
What do I have?
Twenty two hundred.
Casey, what am I at?
Negative sixteen hundred.
You can't even, in the actual jeopardy you couldn't even play now.
You said sixteen hundred?
Negative sixteen hundred.
Yes, thank you.
It's semantics at this point, Casey.
It's alright.
Tyler is just fueled with rage.
There's no way I can lose in the actual fucking thing.
Unless you guys fucking take out a fucking god name retarded rule and fucking try to jerk off on a corpse and fucking fuck a hole that should be dead.
That has been dead for fifteen years.
You guys are fucking raping corpses over here.
What the fuck?
That's the type of people that you are.
Okay, the question, the final jeopardy question is this American sitcom that ran from 1987 to 1995, what's about the lives of a San Francisco family?
Can you repeat the question please?
The American sitcom that ran from 1987 to 1995 was about the lives of a San Francisco family.
I don't have to include bro in my answer, right?
Dan says step by step.
What?
No.
You bet 21.91, he's down to nine dollars.
Elie Bax says full house.
He wagered negative sixteen hundred to the fifth.
You can't do that.
Why did I say step by step?
It was full house.
I got him mixed up.
Fuck.
God damn it.
I should have fucking had that one.
Whatever, I don't know what you're fucking fucking talking about.
God damn it.
Tyler says full house, he bet a hundred.
Tyler wins.
Why did I say the stupid one?
I mean I'll take my negative victory but it's fine.
Was that fucking the stupid one with Susan and Summers?
What?
What the fuck? Why did I say that?
That doesn't even make sense.
Wasn't he in San Francisco?
No, I just got him mixed up in my head.
God damn it.
I almost said Frazier and then I'm like wait a second.
Frazier in San Francisco.
Tyler you got the two wins, you got 19 wins there.
God damn it.
The one time I know Final Jeopardy, I'm deeply in the negative.
Every other game I'm competitive till the end and I blow it.
I know Final Jeopardy.
Elie Bax, that loophole has closed.
That's bullshit.
Dan we gotta come up, we're back to the drawing board here.
We gotta come up with something else man.
That was a one time loophole.
Fuck.
He could've just given it to me.
With how much you fucked me over earlier.
I'm sorry Elie Bax.
Step by step.
That's fucking the worst one.
I thought you were gonna say what is cheers and I was gonna be like
God damn it Dan.
God damn it.
Dude I almost, I was about to say
cheers but then I was like wait.
I'm opening, you got Bob fucking Faggot there.
Bob Saggot.
You need the slur jar.
I got one dollar.
I got one dollar for the slur jar.
It's my only dollar.
There you go.
But.
No but it was Bob Saggot driving across the Golden Gate Bridge.
I remember it.
I thought it was Uncle Jesse driving it and Bob Saggot was in the back.
I don't know bro.
The fucking house. God damn it.
I think Uncle Jesse was definitely driving.
When were you born?
1998 my friend.
So that stopped airing before you were even born.
Yeah it was like Nick at night all the time.
It wasn't even that.
It was just, yeah I guess it was.
It was not every day.
Like when I was a kid.
It was Nick at night.
If you fell asleep when I slept over at my aunt's house you would get full house for three hours
and then George Lopez took over.
He took the midnight shift.
You'd wake up and you'd hear the opening song for that.
Bob Saggot is the one driving it.
You were right.
Oh shit. I think that deserves the win then.
Win for the other guy.
The Tracy.
I don't know where we did away.
Yeah I don't know where we did away with the tradition that the losers do with the smelling salts.
Oh yeah.
I haven't done that for a little bit.
Actually where's the peppers?
Where's the peppers?
Let's get testy tonight.
Let me take a piss. I'll come back down and I'll eat a Carolina Reaper.
Oh my god.
I actually had a chicken wing.
I'll chew it up and I will spit it out because the abdominal discomfort it cost me last time was excruciating.
How about this. I'll eat a chicken wing with ghost pepper sauce on it while you eat a Carolina Reaper.
What if I eat a chicken wing with a Carolina Reaper on it?
Because that sounds really good.
Nah just eat a pepper bro.
Fuck off.
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
I'm back for our final act on this earth.
I'm actually going to eat a Carolina Reaper to finish off this episode.
I'm not going to eat it. I'm going to chew it and I'm going to spit it out.
Because the last time I ate a pepper I made myself look like a little girl in front of my girlfriend.
Those are bad.
Oh I know they're bad.
I'm going to eat a chicken wing with ghost pepper on it.
Dan it's your job to ask us some tough questions.
To ask me some tough questions?
Yeah.
Some tough questions.
We'll do some.
No this one's too big.
Which would you rather?
Oh that's a good one.
Alright here we go Ali Mac.
Whoa hold up.
There's like one colossal pepper in here.
Oh that looks gross.
Alright I'm going to chew this and I'm going to spit it out.
This one's just as big.
Oh my god.
Dan just smell this thing.
This is fucking hot.
Doesn't even smell good.
Smell bad.
You can't spit it out.
Oh god that smells like poison.
Is that thing you could spit?
This is the hottest pepper in the world here.
Fucking chew it.
Stop wasting time here.
And chew it.
Just do it down the hatch.
Down the hatch.
I'm getting hot.
No no no you're not spitting it out.
You're not spitting it out.
Chew it.
Chew shit around in your mouth.
You took it out already?
Bro.
Give me one of these.
I'll fucking show you.
Dan no.
Dan I'm telling you.
Dan you don't know it.
Oh my god.
Come on.
It's not that bad.
The water makes it worse.
Do you have like a go-ahead?
Dan.
No you're not doing it.
Oh my god it's just getting worse.
I'm talking about fire.
You didn't put it in your mouth.
Chew it.
Chew it motherfucker.
Yeah I am.
Alright Dan.
Let's go with some tough questions.
Alright.
Would you rather have the ability to see
10 minutes into the future?
Or 150 years into the future?
I'll take 150 years.
Because then I could bet on all the stocks
that are going to go up in a 150 years.
I can't even think about this question
because I know the pain I'm about to feel.
Are you chewing a pepper?
Yeah.
A Carolina Reaper?
Oh my god.
How has not hit you yet?
I don't know.
Are you going to swallow it?
No.
Would you rather have telekinesis?
You didn't even let me answer.
You didn't even let me answer Dan.
How are you just taking this like a champ Dan?
It's 10 years.
10 years because the world is going to be over in 150.
There's nothing to see there.
Would you rather have...
Why don't I ask the questions because everyone else is fucked up.
My ears hurt.
My ears hurt so bad.
Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
That's a shitty question.
Fuck that one.
I'd rather team up with Wonder Woman because I can get some ass.
Okay.
Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every single song you ever hear?
I'd go singing all the way.
What about you?
What?
What about you?
How is that Carolina Reaper?
Would you rather be forced to sing along with Captain Marvel?
Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you ever hear?
Did you swallow it?
No, I spit it out.
Sing along.
Would you rather find your true love today or win the lottery next year?
I had it way longer than you.
Win the lottery.
Absolutely.
What do you say?
Would you rather win the lottery next year or find true love today?
Win the lottery next year.
Absolutely.
I'd like to think I already have love.
So I'll win the lottery.
Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in coma for a decade?
Jail for five years.
Five years.
I'd be in a coma, bro.
I don't want to be in fucking jail.
Have you seen 60 Days In?
Jesus Christ.
I was going to say, man, you rolled it on too strong.
You feel like shit, right?
Damn.
Dan's on the ground.
Dan's tapped out.
My lips are twitching involuntarily.
Oh my God.
No drink.
Dan, what's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?
Oh, the weirdest?
Oh, God.
Oh, the back of a car on the way to church.
Oh, God.
Oh, the back of a car on the way to church.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
It's fucking hot.
That's fucking hot!
Ali Max pacing around the room.
Dan, on the floor.
My mouth's on fucking fire.
Oh, Yes!
Oh, God!
I was just taking a video of the whole thing.
Dan that was a bad one huh we're gonna do a deep drive on each of your
Instagrams we're gonna do a deep dive on each one of your Instagrams you're gonna
tell us about it here look at me I feel like I look like a fucking douchebag
Ali Mac what was what was going on in this picture here what was going on in
Ali Mac's picture here we're gonna you gotta send it Ali Mac dude I was torched
Brian you're gonna meet him on a podcast so what was going on in this picture
we gotta end it I gotta I need some milk the pain episode well thanks for
listening
you want us to subject ourselves more pain like us on Facebook and Twitter what
was going on this picture there that's the Chicago bean it's like a big bean
and as always behind yourselves and each other we out fuck off bro for all we
know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to
inhabit this planet no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are
there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts extended episodes
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts they're killing
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese somewhere in China
what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money
into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're
going to be a you can cut it open you're going to see blood got no circuitry but
let me tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this he's not
the actual fucking leader
you