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Hey guys, welcome. It's Untitled Podcast.
Episode 70.
You're just not even gonna let the fucking song get the episode.
No, not welcome.
So, welcome guys.
I just wanted to start off this podcast by just saying I'm pretty sure Eminem's in the sounding.
I feel like that's official.
We're really gonna dive right in with this topic?
Yeah, I feel like Eminem's in the sounding.
I can see him going, ah, my dick!
That kinda felt good though, uh!
Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 70.
Here with Ali Mack and Tyler and our special guest, Dan Farley's back.
Yeah.
What's up?
Guess who's back.
Back again.
We love to have you on the show.
He likes.
It's been too long, mentally.
I'm getting sounded.
It's been too long.
Anyway, Tyler, you're talking about Eminem getting sounded?
Yeah, I feel like that's just a funny imagery.
Tyler's secret way of saying that he wants to.
Every time I've heard about sounding in my life, it's been from you.
So if I had to put money on somebody being into sounding, it probably would be you.
Nah, dude.
So I fucking, I found out about sounding a while back.
And I just.
Did a Google search, cause he wanted to know.
It's just been prominent in your mind for several years now.
Because it's such a horrifying image to just envision.
You know, the more you negatively talk about it, the more it sounds like you just love it.
It just screams.
I fucking love it.
I wanna get sounded.
It gets so defensive that it becomes.
It's like the Republican.
I'm not kink shaming you.
I know.
We support you.
It's like the Republican Sanders that are just like, I don't like the gays, but I like
getting my dick sucked by them.
Were you guys arguing about Eminem or something?
Yeah.
He's kind of cringe.
He was saying that he's fucking cringe.
And not only that, that he's cringe.
Cause a lot of people had that take when he came out before the fucking last election.
He was like, yo, fuck Donald Trump and said all this shit.
I thought he was with him for some time.
What the fuck happened there?
He was with Trump?
And now you're like, oh, he's actually kind of a good guy.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that he's cringe and that he's been cringe for like the last 10 years.
I don't know about that.
You said 2005.
You said always has been.
You fucking.
So always has been.
When you went there.
Suck his dick.
Or no.
You're telling me that the real sling shady releasing that album was cringe.
It is kind of cringe.
Which album?
All of them.
Listen, he's a white boy.
He shouldn't be rapping.
Okay.
He's taking away from you.
You're just trying to have a hot take to have a hot take here.
There's no way you actually believe this.
I don't buy it.
Little keep.
Little peep.
He's not a rapper.
Come on here and act like it's like, oh yeah, no, he's not.
He's like, oh yeah, no, he's cringe too.
Bitch, no, you fucking like little peep.
You were playing him last week.
No, I love little peep, but he's not a rapper.
He's a fucking emo rapper.
He's not a rapper.
He's an adapter.
I'm not a rapper.
I mean, they still fall into the same parent genre.
Yes, they're vastly different artists between the two.
Listen, you mix emo with pretty much anything on the moon.
I'm pretty sure one's schizophrenic and one's not.
Well, peep was probably other things.
I think peep was, was he bi or was he gay?
He came out as bi and then he was fucking.
I love Mano Can or whatever.
He was fucking with Lil Tracy for a while.
Yeah.
What the fuck is up with these, all these Lil?
Fucking pick something else.
I don't know.
Lil Tracy.
What about Big?
You know he's a little bit fruity with a name like that.
Big is over Lil.
Well, Big is like fucking old.
So if you bring back a classic, cool.
But if you keep fucking using Lil.
Lil?
Yeah.
I mean, what if I'm, what if I'm fucking medium sized person?
Do that.
That would be new and unique.
We have to do the fucking Lil Pop part, Josh.
Too many syllables.
So you got to shorten it.
Too many syllables.
Listen to peace about the Lil Pop part over there on second street.
I love you baby boy.
Oh, in Minecraft we made a cemetery.
I forgot about that.
Speaking of Lil Pop.
I got to get back on the server.
I got to get back.
We made a cemetery in Minecraft.
I need to continue my trees.
Your tree.
Your snowman.
Are they still there?
Yeah.
I'm still a fucking eyesore in our fucking land.
Too fucking bad.
Don't touch my trees or I'm going to blow up your fucking Freddy temple.
I'm still fucking like.
There's several Freddy temples.
Yeah.
I've got enough dynamite.
I logged in on my fucking phone.
And your phone almost exploded.
No, no.
I'm still like 200,000 blocks away from you guys.
I had to use his controller to get, I couldn't fucking make it back.
Wait, no, didn't I?
Oh yeah.
No, my house is gone forever.
I forgot we did that.
No, we destroyed my bed and then I killed myself.
So I could go to the spawn point.
I remember.
Cause I was, I have the text from you as to where your house was.
So I know where your house is.
Oh, we're good.
I know exactly where your house is.
It's not lost forever.
Listen, the nation that we're building is spreading exponentially.
The nation.
It started off as a small fucking commune and then it started to become a city.
Escalated to a cult.
And then we're, we're, we're straight up coming at a global enterprise.
I'm mapping it out.
What's the governing body look like?
What is the structure?
So we have a, we have a God emperor, a Freddie.
Is he kept alive by, by my fucking land.
Sacrifice their bodies.
Let me put it this way.
We're talking about fucking empires here.
You're not taking my land.
You have 200,000 blocks of distance away from you.
We're going to expand all the way out there.
No, we will hit the world border.
There is none, but we will hit one.
We will.
Every single inch of that is under the empire.
Everything.
Yes.
I'm too.
It took me.
I'm pretty sure that I did that.
No, it wasn't 15 minutes.
No, it took them like a fucking hour just to get to the spot.
Yeah.
It was like a while of me.
So upset that we started building a whole bunch of like, no, no, I decided I was going
to go out there and then I heard about all this crazy shit.
You guys were going back there.
It was like, oh yeah, no, no, we're really plain legit.
We just do it for building sometimes.
And then I fucking came over to Kate and I see a fucking diamond and gold railway system.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And then there was the temple of Freddie in the heavens.
Then there was just my tree.
We got more shit now.
And then there's my fucking tree network that is connected by the skyway.
I did.
I did that.
I also built.
You did that.
I did that.
Fuck you.
That was my thing.
I built a clock tower.
I built central like, like fucking.
Didn't you start that before?
Like when I was there?
No, no, I, I, I, we were going to, because I remember you mentioning it.
I did when the server first started and I made like a meet.
I had the attention span to do it for maybe 20 minutes.
And then I was like, I'm going to go mining.
If I get into it, I, I autistically like get into Minecraft.
So do I.
And like, I can fucking build for like fucking 14 hours.
That's why I can play farming simulator religiously because I can't not farm.
I love, I love Minecraft.
I love building the stuff.
I'm at kind of a fucking.
I'm kind of on it.
Like I can't not be in a deficit for money.
Like I just, so I went from FS 19 that I had first and I started playing that.
I just bought FS 22 like the other day and I restarted and I'm like this fucking sucks.
And then I finally made a good haul and I'm like, all right, this isn't so bad.
And then I bought something and like, fuck can't do farming simulator.
Just like, yes, you can.
If you can do Minecraft and you can autistically focus on that, you can be just like me and you can autistically.
But you could join a world with me and we could do it together or you could autistically focus on Microsoft flight simulator.
Yes.
Like other day.
Yeah.
Or you can play a real flight sim and play DCS world.
So what I do is I get super into a game for like a week and then I just bounce back and forth.
And truth be told, I'm like primarily single player.
I like the only times I really play multiplayer games are when I play it with you guys.
I can't sit down there and play like a game like well, FS is fucking hell divers unless I'm with friends.
I usually do that, but I'm really forcing myself to play with randoms or at least solo because you can change your matchmaking preferences to either friends only or public.
I usually just change it to friends only when I want to do a solo run.
And then like if I want to just mindlessly play a game or fucking boot up farming sim and just do that because you can play that multiplayer or fucking single player multiplayer is a lot easier.
But still fucking do that.
I'm a nostalgia fucking freak.
I just play I'll play like the fucking old Lego Star Wars games and shit.
Massive on that shit.
Massive.
I mean, I will go back and play that too.
I played through all the old I played all through the old pods up until fucking Call of Duty Black Ops 2.
And then it was just like infinite warfare included or is that after I think I did not play infinite warfare or advanced warfare.
No, they were after they were after what the fuck am I talking about?
I'll play farming some with you.
Yeah, we'll go farming together.
Awesome.
I'm going to hold you to that.
No, because what I look I normally do like fucking Japanese RPGs like Final Fantasy like that's what I I never played a single Final Fantasy.
I fucking sink so many hours into Final Fantasy.
It's ridiculous.
I've heard good and bad.
I honestly have no idea what the gameplay looks like.
I have no clue.
So it depends on it depends on which one the first 12 are turn based.
So I don't I also don't understand that there's so fucking many of them like they're all they had to have fallen off.
No, they're all different stories.
So it's not like it's not a continuous thing like I mean that's good and bad good.
You got to find one that you really like because Final Fantasy seven is my favorite game of all time.
What the fuck dude?
Smell of shit.
Oh yeah.
Fucking hell.
They're really fucking strong though.
Oh shit.
Final Fantasy 7 is my favorite game of all time.
And then I got super autistically into Final Fantasy seven and then I played every single game that was a spin off of it.
And I've watched every single piece of media that was a spin off of it.
That's what I've heard that the Final Fantasy games are more just fucking movies with occasional cutscenes where you play like the cutscene like normal games.
You have small like a couple of cutscenes.
Final Fantasy is just a fucking movie with a side piece of a little bit of gaming.
So it's pretty much you have the overarching story.
You have their side missions and stuff.
Then you have your battle system is literally a screen that says attack magic item summon.
And I think there's one more that you can that like is interchangeable in that.
And then you press attack and then you you select an enemy and then you can attack them or you can use a piece of magic on them.
Just eat a pepper.
Or you can fucking do like a whole bunch of shit like that.
And for me that's a relaxing thing because instead of just fucking like running around like hell divers and stuff which I like.
Oh yeah.
But like it's a mood that you have to be in.
I can sit down and I can fucking just sit there and fucking run around to level my guy up for like fucking six hours.
So like I've never had the issue where I'll fucking tell a couple of friends.
Yeah I'll be I'll be on later tonight and I'll fucking play this game.
It's not a matter of I'm going to lose that mood later because now I'm going to be excited for that.
It's more so I'll be at the beginning of my day and I'll be like I am craving to play this game.
Say it's hell divers.
I'm craving that in the morning.
Soon as I get home I have to fucking work or something.
I don't want to.
Now I want to mindlessly play something else.
Something slower.
Don't you fucking hate that.
It drives me up a fucking wall.
Like I have to make plans.
And the weird thing too is like especially with me I'll be like so like I'm playing through Skyrim on my Switch right now and I'll be like going to bed the night before.
I'll be like God am I downtime tomorrow.
I can't wait to play Skyrim.
And then I'm at work and I'm still like I have nothing better to do and I just want to watch YouTube.
Like why don't I fucking want to play this game.
Like why is it more effort.
I can put hundreds of hours into this game when I was a kid and like I know it's fun.
Why do I want to watch somebody else play it.
This is all that's my thing.
We all have a HD.
Yeah I have gotten so into watching people play the games on YouTube.
I can't do it.
I can't.
It's weird because sometimes I'll want to watch it but then watching someone else play a game makes me want to play it.
But sometimes it doesn't make me want to play it enough to stop watching them play it because they're funnier than I am.
That's why we want to know you always dream.
Fucking spearman.
Shout out to Ali Max streaming channel.
I don't know.
Definitely left.
Twitch.tv slash definitely left here.
Don't expect to see me any time soon.
One fucking stream ever since I got my laptop and it was like 20 minutes long and I was like.
Was that the one that I was on that I was on or is that.
No that was one of the last ones I did on my old PC.
I did one one night when I played rock and league with Casey and I was like I did 20 minutes and I killed it because I was like I don't want to be showing up right now.
You were asking about this.
Let's just be a group of streamers.
What the fuck.
This is the slur jar.
The legendary slur jar.
The slur jar.
We have to do things with.
Justin how much money have you put in that.
I think there's eight dollars.
You put a buck in last week.
I can't remember what you said.
Those are rookie numbers.
Well we're trying to get monetized eventually.
Did you hear our last episode.
I am not getting monetized.
We might get charged.
That's why you have a slur jar so you can pay off the fees.
Shout out to our sponsors.
That's got enough money.
We're going to have to get Linsky back here.
When he hears what we're talking about he might not want to come on.
Shout out Pringles our sponsor.
They're the only ones that sponsor us.
Buffalo chicken Pringles.
Pringles actually stands by every stance we've ever taken.
Even the extremist ones.
Because Pringles.
Have you seen the fucking mascot for Pringles.
He looks like Hitler.
He's with us.
That might as well be his slur.
We're fucking back into it already.
I saw this tweet.
Can we talk about other ducking mascots that look like Hitler.
So we got the fucking Pringles guy.
We got Charlie Chaplin who looks like Hitler.
We got Mr. Bean.
Charlie Chaplin did that as a bit.
Mr. Bean doesn't look like Hitler.
Mr. Bean looks like Hitler.
Okay.
Is he short and has black slick hair.
He looks like Hitler.
I think he's a Jew actually.
This would be really funny.
Let me do some Google search.
He's like of the Jewish people.
That's why I'm not saying he's a fucking Jew.
I'm saying that he's of the Jewish faith.
Whoever is out there listening to us.
Why?
Charlie Chaplin did the mustache first.
And Hitler took it.
So Hitler can get fucked.
Is Hitler doing copyright infringement on Charlie Chaplin?
He's stealing his likeness and his image.
Also just imagine.
You have to be such a level of evil.
Such a level of evil.
That no one else on the planet can ever have your facial hair ever again.
Just imagine being that notorious.
Just imagine if Ali Mack became so notorious that no one ever could have a mustache and a mullet ever again.
That would be hilarious.
I would love that to happen.
Today I'm at school.
We're all sitting in the cafeteria on our lunch break.
And this other dude walks in with a mullet who looks identical to mine.
And the same little dirt stash.
And everyone in my class is like, Alex.
What's going on?
And I'm like, they're going to be yelling at me.
I'm like, the fuck do you want me to do?
You want to go up and say hi to him?
I'm like, yeah, he's got the same haircut as me.
Am I supposed to take offense that he'd fucking come in there with that haircut?
Yes, you have two options.
You either be best friends with him and you both beat him.
Or you kill him.
You epitomize that personality of becoming the mullet man.
Or you brutally murder him in front of everybody.
That is your only two options.
I challenge him to a gentleman's duel to the death.
Can we bring back duels?
I think that would be amazing.
I think bringing back duels would be great.
Side note, backtracking.
Can you guess the style of what Hitler's mustache is called?
Toothbrush.
Fuck you.
Why do you know that?
I know a lot of things about Hitler.
You know a lot of things about the Nazis.
And then compared to your allied knowledge, there's not that much.
Hold on, roll up your sleeve really quick.
I don't got any lightning bolts.
Wait, can you take your hat off?
Make sure we still got hair up there.
Oh, the Hitler Youth haircut.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes.
Hello Hans.
Tyler's learning German on his phone.
I am learning German.
Welcome to the fourth like.
Gesse Flammerwaffe.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Let's talk about what's going on in the world today.
Oh, fuck the world.
World War III is happening.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
We always fucking did.
All right, so Casey, tell me what more has happened.
Well, fucking Iran attacked Israel.
Well, yeah, that's true.
Don't ask me.
Israel said they're going to have a counter strike.
Probably.
The US said they're not going to support it.
Yeah.
People are doing these like protests in the streets.
Yeah, dude, they're fucking blocking bridges and people are too much of a fucking coward.
When has the government cared about that?
In the States.
They're burning American flags and shouting death to America.
Who the fuck in their right mind thinks that burning the US flag in America,
protesting bullshit shit in America is going to fix anything 8,000 fucking miles away.
Yeah, I agree.
All right, America, you're the policing force of the world.
Why?
Because that's the title we've taken over the fucking years.
We've been everywhere on this fucking planet.
People need democracy.
They need managed democracy.
That's right.
We need super earth to become one.
So America just needs to fucking imperialize and take over everything.
I think that America should take over the entire planet and then we take over the entire galaxy.
Because it is our God given right to take over the fucking galaxy.
Hey fucking men, brother.
But why the fuck?
What horrible, twisted, fucked up brain led you to believe that burning the American flag,
chanting death to America, fucking standing in front of a bridge and just hoping you get hit by a car
or me wishing I could fucking hit you without repercussions.
I wouldn't.
I don't care.
What makes you think that's going to fix anything or even change any outcome 8,000 miles away?
Dan, we got to think about the people who are doing this.
These hippie minded liberals are out here doing stupid shit because they think they are.
These are the same people that, you know, voted for Biden 50 years ago thought that Woodstock would stop Vietnam.
Like you're right.
We're having Vietnam all over again, except we're not fighting it.
Yes, we're going.
They're telling us to fight it.
But we're like, we're not.
Oh my God, this is literally the flip side of Vietnam.
We're not in it, but they're telling us to get in.
The hippies are now more pro-war than the fucking quote unquote war hawks.
They're telling us to go to war to prevent two different people from going to war by us going over there and killing both of them basically.
So it's a reverse.
I'm down for this.
It's a reverse Vietnam.
Let's just move the entire Middle East.
Fuck it.
I'm down for this.
Send me over there.
Let's go.
Well, it was this step.
No, I already know what line I was going for, but it's going to go in the slur.
It would have gone in the slur.
Doesn't fucking matter who I'm shooting like sandbags.
What are they protesting?
They're protesting, giving aid to Israel.
They're protesting whatever the fuck they're protesting.
Where did their fucking testosterone go?
Basically, they're protesting the fact that Israel is killing Hamas and Hamas is killing Israel and also Iran attacked Israel.
You know it's bad when we're like, we don't even want your oil.
We don't even want your oil.
We don't want it anymore.
It is fucking useless to me now.
We got Elon.
We got it figured out.
Your oil's fine over there.
No, it's like they're mad because Israel's fighting Hamas and it's kind of like a fucking stalemate right now.
I don't actually know the situation going on with that.
I haven't looked into it because I don't give a fucking shit about it.
And then now Iran attacked Israel.
Fuck all of them.
Ukraine, Russia, Hamas, Israel.
They can all go to fucking hell.
If they want to kill each other, they can fucking kill each other.
Keep me out of it unless I get to fucking kill all of you combined.
You know what's the fucking funny thing though is that it's Muslims and Jewish people fighting each other and they're blaming Christians.
Right now it's hilarious.
And I'm like, we had nothing to do with this one, guys.
Actually, we kind of fucked it up in the beginning when we started the Crusades and we then took the land away from...
Listen, the Crusades were justified.
We already went over this before.
That's true.
I'm going to say Dan brings a voice of reason here.
The Crusades are justified.
Why?
The Crusades were justified because the fucking Muslims back in the Crusade times, first of all, would assassinate people on trade routes, steal other stuff.
The Catholics, specifically Catholics, back in the time.
But who were they assassinating?
And who are you getting this story from?
The actual history?
History is written by the victors.
The Christians don't even want the fucking Holy Land.
The Christians don't want the Holy Land.
We're like, fuck you.
We have the Vatican and fucking somewhere in Utah.
Don't compare me to that bastard.
He quoted that.
So history is written by the victors, which means the victor can decide how to paint the picture of the bad guy.
But if we look at history, quote unquote, the Christians lost the Crusades.
So why are the Christians still painted as the...
Because we still have more numbers.
He still started the fucking Crusades.
And we had more people alive afterwards.
To force their religion on them, which by the way, we kind of did this thing.
They were not forcing their religion on them.
We knew that the Muslims would never convert, so we just killed them.
That's worse.
I can't say we tend to...the Christians didn't technically lose.
They just kind of stopped trying.
Yeah, there's like, fuck it.
Whatever.
They wanted to get the Holy Grail at one point.
Guys, this is a lot of really bad PR.
We should probably knock it off.
Fuck.
No, I shouldn't say that.
Listen, I would join the next crusade if it happened.
I'm our department.
I mean, don't you think we kind of did the same thing when we came to America?
Us as the white men?
That was the other team.
We kind of fucking just slowly were like, forcibly assimilated the names of American poplite.
What do you mean assimilated?
We gave them...
No, we just killed them.
We knowingly gave them blankets that were infested with smallpox.
It's not assimilation, that's genocide.
I think that we should start giving out smallpox blankets again.
Well, we weren't super familiar with that.
That was more that they had been exposed to these germs.
We still knew that though.
I don't think that we did that.
Yes, we did.
We're Americans.
We are good at this shit.
When they discovered it though, they weren't even anticipating people.
They didn't even know if there was fucking land.
They just sent it over there.
No, no, we're talking about when they actually landed here and gave them smallpox blankets.
They knew they were infected with smallpox.
We were like, biological weapon who?
I don't know.
Geneva wasn't even ready yet.
I'm not even talking about that.
I'm talking much later, like 1800s.
Like the Trail of Tears.
You ever hear of the Trail of Tears?
Trail of Tears.
Yes, even after that though, we forcibly put Native Americans into white schools.
Made them essentially denounce their religion.
No one's going to pick up on that one except for Dan.
I didn't even hear you, to be honest.
I said, I didn't know you could walk on teardrops.
They would make a very poor road.
Oh my god.
That, yeah, buddy.
That's not a slur jar.
I don't know.
I'm going to have to disagree with you.
I think that that qualifies easily for the slur jar.
Oh my god.
I should probably put some in there just for laughing at that.
That was really funny.
That was fucking hilarious.
Oh my god, we're so canceled.
The Trail of Tears wasn't.
We were canceled before we started.
What are you talking about?
The Trail of Tears was a big deal.
Okay.
Colonel Custard got fucked up because he's a fucking idiot.
Is that the guy from the game Clue?
No, yes.
No, that's Colonel Mustard.
Colonel Mustard.
Colonel Custard was the guy who got fucked up.
It's not Custard.
It's Custard.
Custard.
There's no D.
There's Custard with his fucking D.
I thought he was saying Custard.
I didn't hear the D.
I heard Mustard.
He fills the fucking D.
I heard the D.
Very clearly, I'm like, there is no D.
It is just Custard.
C-U-S-T-E-R.
Listen, I have artistic fucking issues with speech.
I had to take several speech lessons because I am autistic.
What are you, speaking cursive?
I don't know how to speak English correctly.
I took several speech.
I used to have a stutter.
No, you just speak in cursive.
General Creme Brulee.
General fucking creme pie.
That's my favorite.
I know.
From horses.
This show sucks.
Why am I even on this show?
I just come here every week.
Will to live gone.
I come here every single week and every single week somebody's attacking me on something
because like your opinions are wrong think.
You bring them up sometimes because you know.
We'll stop having wrong opinions.
Yeah, like that shit you fucking talked about Eminem.
You knew that was going to get a rise out of me and Dan.
So you sent it on it.
I don't believe that you think what you said.
I don't believe it.
I'm like pretty sure I knew before this podcast that you were a big Eminem guy.
Not big Eminem guy, but you liked him.
So listen, when I was 12 years old.
He did bring this up last week and we're fucking wrapping him in the basement for the first
hour before the podcast.
When I was 12 years old, I used to listen to Eminem almost every day because I was a
very nerdy white individual when I was 12.
And I thought that Eminem was the greatest rapper of all time.
Not only because he was white, but because he was talking about random things that I
could relate to.
And then I started being like, OK, Eminem got me into rap music.
And then I started listening to people who were actually better rappers than Eminem.
Because they weren't white.
And I actually enjoy rappers besides Eminem now.
Thoughts on the albino rappers.
There's albino rappers?
Probably.
Does this actually sound cool or am I just fucking being a fag?
No, it sounds really fucking loud actually.
It sounds like you're just talking like this constantly.
Oh, you're not wearing headphones.
Sounds like whoever was listening to the episode is going to stop listening to it.
Just cut into that.
I gotta put the mic away from you so I can do it for you.
It just sounds like you're doing this the whole fucking time except it's really loud
and bass boosted.
Welcome to the wonderful world of fucking science fiction.
I'm gonna fuck your dad in the ass.
You're fucking my ears right now.
All right.
After that small interruption I had, I'm having a small mental breakdown.
I believe I can tell.
I think I'm a little manic right now.
What the fuck just happened?
I'm taking down the operation boys.
I mean, you're drinking a monster.
No, it's a fucking bang.
This is what happens every time I drink this.
Why are you drinking a bang?
When are you gonna sleep in three days?
This is a time check here for the listeners.
It is currently 2200.
It's 10 PM for you fucking normies.
Every time I drink a caffeine heavy drink I act like a fucking maniac.
I think fucking...
Wait a minute.
Stop.
Hang on.
You don't need a fucking energy drink to act like a fucking maniac because that's just who we are.
But it's worse now.
Boot knife.
Okay, listen.
I'm doing call back right now.
Can we talk about that real quick?
At the former company that...
We probably only talked about it four other times.
I don't think we talked about the knife.
I vaguely remember yes in your collection of knives.
Yeah, we definitely did.
I think between the two of us we had ten on us.
That's a far call back though.
That's a good call back.
I think we had at least ten knives.
You remember the strike knife they had? The punch knife?
I had one on my back.
Yeah, I had it in the same spot.
I had one on my back.
I had a boot knife.
God, we were cringe.
I had a fucking knife here.
I had a knife here.
I mean, after getting...
You were stepping into a fucking combat zone.
Where are we stopping, boys?
You're talking in Christian at a commercial ambulance agency.
I walked into fucking work as a civilian EMT.
More strapped than I went into fucking Somalia, dog.
I had less on me in Somalia than I did in a fucking ambulance.
Listen, you need it.
At what point in Somalia did you look back and you're like, wow.
I was fucking whacked, bro.
Every fucking day.
I carried one knife on me.
I remember the one day you two were just fucking tossing it up.
Like it's a fucking arms show.
We were just juggling.
When we took them all out, like the kitchen table, it was filled.
Remember when Chrissy walked in on all our knives on the table?
And she's like, what the fuck is she...
She's so fucking...
To call the police.
And Dunham, I think Dunham walked in behind her.
And Dunham's like, all right, nice.
Cool.
Didn't Hermans see our collection at one point?
Yeah. And Hermans just goes, whatever.
Hermans wanted nothing to do with it.
He's like, I don't have the training or the skills to deal with this right now.
He came in fucking packing during a riot.
He did.
He was strapped.
For those who are confused, me and Tyler carried knives.
Hermans came in with a fucking gun.
Cat.
He had the fucking cattle.
I didn't notice that.
He walked into central with the big iron on his hip.
Bro, we had our shirts tucked in and it was sitting on his fucking hip.
How did you not see it?
Yeah, it was during the riot, dude.
I was distracted by the riots.
Oh yeah, we were all sitting outside watching the riots against company policy.
And then fucking he told us to go inside like, we're already out here.
Yeah. And then we were fucking watching the store like right next door get fucking looted.
That was great.
Just sitting there fucking smoking and vaping.
That was great.
That was a fun time.
It was a good night.
Dude, listen, we only had two calls that night.
Yeah, we did.
It was great.
When that shit reached its high.
I remember the one night I was working in the booth.
It was every time a call went out.
Petey, regardless of what the call was, had to clear the scene before an ambulance could even respond to it.
Who was with me?
It was so fucking bad.
I responded to one of the barricaded areas where the police were all fucking gathered, like 200 cops in full battle rattle.
They had their three armored fucking APCs just chilling there.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Who am I here for?
A cop or a person?
I don't remember who I was with.
I want to say it was either pasta or maybe one of you two.
I think I was with Casey that night.
Maybe I wasn't even with pasta.
I don't remember who I was with, but we showed up.
Were you quail?
No, no, we were always quail.
We were always quail.
I can't remember this story.
I need to hear more.
It might have been me.
Anyway, we showed up.
We had to drive this back way around and there was like three different outposts we had to go through for like a cruiser each.
Then we got to this one wooden barricade, like a sawhorse type shit, and they move it aside.
There's the APCs sitting there with a couple of dudes in full armor.
We drive in.
It's some fucking dude that was just walking in between the line of cops and the people got pepper sprayed by somebody.
The cops pulled him in because he stumbled toward the cops.
And they're like, and he's like, I don't fucking know what happened.
And they're like, maybe you shouldn't have walked in the middle of fucking riot, idiot.
So they called nameless and we showed up and we treated him and we said, don't be a dumbass.
No, they were fiery, but mostly peaceful.
He needs some milk.
That's basically what we all I wish we had a carton of milk because I would have just dumped it on his fucking face and thrown the scope practice out the window.
Yep.
Listen, it's a riot.
All all all things go out the fucking window.
Yes, 100 percent.
Milk is technically in the New York state protocols.
You suppose for a supposed to put.
Yeah, for an evolves tooth.
It goes into milk.
I've read about that.
Not like, dude, what?
It says milk fucking havoc.
Mini fridge in their fucking boys.
I pack in my cold meds.
You expect me to fucking change the milk in the refrigerator.
I'm sorry.
If there's a refrigerator in an ambulance, I'm not stocking that with a fucking gallon of milk or a half gallon.
Yeah, I'm putting you just put it in fucking normal.
I'm putting water, but so much goddamn monster in that.
So much.
I changed my mind.
This is a fight for is actually responsible for 9-11.
Oh, my God.
Again.
No, I just change it back.
So anyway, Dan, you want to come ghost hunting with us this summer?
Absolutely.
The conjuring house.
You can't just drop a line on me like that and then just fuck.
Why?
I don't want to die.
No, dude, I'm going.
He's going.
You should come with us.
Dan refuses to go.
Delay is not going.
And we need a Dan.
So you're our guy.
You're it.
We need a Dan there.
I feel like I don't have a choice, but I definitely want one.
No, you know, it's the house from the movie.
Yeah, like you can have yours.
I'm pretty sure that house still got haunted from the fucking movie.
Yeah, no, it's the movies.
The movies what did it.
It's based on a true story.
You're really not selling this to me there, buddy.
I want to do it.
I don't think that I don't watch.
I hate horror in general.
Oh, I love what is fucking based on a real story.
I avoid it like the fucking play.
I'm like, no, I'm not fucking with this today.
Sorry, demons.
Have I got enough of them in my head already?
Just so you know, that's coming across on the one girl.
If I go like this, I can go on yours, too.
The one girl is like, I see dead people in the.
I hear dead people in the wall.
I fucking hate you so much, Tyler.
And then they fucking found the bodies of like soldiers from like the American.
You know what?
They also found that in front of FedEx and fucking water.
Believe that's what I understand you had a bang, but it's literally just a constant
rattling in our ears.
Fucking clip.
Yes.
So, yes, in front of you, I'm trying to be in front of the FedEx and water.
They dug up three Revolutionary War soldiers.
Oh, they have muskets.
Give me one of them shits.
I have two muskets, actually.
Dude, I'm going to.
So there's a guy.
I don't know what fuck his name on Instagram.
I mean, it's cash tuck reader.
He makes fucking muskets from hand.
That's by hand.
And they're fucking amazing.
And I want one, but they're like, no money.
Are you on fucking Trink, Tyler?
You ever see those people?
I have seen a few on Trink.
Anyway, I suppose, gentlemen, I suppose I'm very much against my will.
I will accompany you on this.
That'd be great.
We'll lock you in the.
When is it?
Sometime this summer.
I don't know.
I guess not in the month of June, because literally I am not going to be around for the entire month of June.
And then I don't know when my other long drill is.
So I'll have to get back to you on that one.
I just don't think anything's going to happen there.
I'll sleep in the fucking.
Don't fucking jinx it.
Dickhead.
I'll sleep in the fucking like myself.
By myself.
Why are you?
I just said I wanted to.
Fucking addicts.
Why are we sleeping?
You get in the basement, you son of a bitch.
Fine, I'll go in the basement.
Why are we sleeping there?
Um, um, um, why are we sleeping there?
You don't have to, but you can.
Yeah, they keep saying they're going to sleep.
I'm like, why would you want to sleep?
Why would you want?
I can't sleep.
To fucking prove that I could.
Yeah, dude.
I'll sleep.
I just gotta go there after a shift.
I'll be like, oh shit.
Oh, this place is haunted.
Oh, fuck.
That's why we're here.
If this is the movie house, is the movie house a prop house?
No, it's like the actual place where it happened.
It's the place where the conjuring.
It's not the place from the movie.
It's not the place in the movie.
It's a different house in Rhode Island.
So it's not the actual conjuring house.
It is the movie house.
No, it's not the real one.
It's the real one.
Not the prop house.
Not the movie house.
It's the one that the movie one is based on.
Oh, okay.
So why would you sleep in it?
Because I want to fucking do this shit.
I've slept in very, I slept in several haunted places.
I'm not going to sleep in the same bed.
We're going to touch tips.
We're going to dock and fall asleep in the fucking.
That's going to be just to fucking flex on the demons.
Yo, check this out.
This ain't gay.
They were fucking scared of you.
Yes, I am.
Okay, better question.
Do you think you'd be able to jerk off in the conjuring house?
Fuck no.
That's where I'd rather be.
I'd be too afraid of a ghost trying to cut my dick off.
The demon is going to come through your.
It doesn't say you can't on the website.
It just says no drugs.
It says no drugs, so you can come.
You can jerk off.
I'll go to the bathroom.
I'll jerk off.
See if anything happens.
No drugs.
I'm out.
I'll fucking, I'll jerk off.
What's in that?
What's that?
Nicotine.
It says.
What?
That smells good.
What flavor is that?
Menthol.
The fuck is wrong with you?
What is that?
Get a fucking flavor.
It's not New York.
You still can.
There's certain sites.
Yeah, I've gotten, I've gotten several from.
Everyone in my class has fucking fruity ones and there's two gas stations on the road I
live on that I can get them off of.
Yeah, the gas station right next to my house.
Well, not next to you.
Any.
Quarter of my fucking house.
Any.
Any sketchy gas station.
Any Sanoco or Bodega.
I don't know if this is a slur.
Any Haji Mart.
I don't think it is.
No, that's not a slur jar.
That's not a slur jar.
I mean, look.
Little Abibi.
You can give me whatever I want.
That's not going to be the fucking straw that breaks the fucking camel's back here.
We've said a lot worse.
Speaking of which, did I ever tell you that my grandmother, my grandmother who is 62,
63 years old.
Why do you have such young.
We talked about this earlier, but why do you have such young.
Because my parents had me at 18 and then their parents had them at 18.
So that's why.
Yeah.
I don't have a kid that I know of yet.
But probably the best for everybody.
But I was, my grandmother, my grandmother does not know that calling them Haji's is
not is incorrect and politically incorrect.
She just goes, oh yes, the Haji people.
I'm like, that's not, you don't say that, but that's really funny.
So I'm not going to correct you.
My grandpa called my Asian the orientals.
Why the fuck is your water jet?
Hit me with that brother.
I want to take some.
I just changed the coil.
Casey, Casey, let me see it.
I got this.
Oh, oh my God.
I'm fucking crying.
It's got a lot of nicotine.
It's not fucking harsh.
Oh my God.
The first hit I took, I fucking chucked it.
Oh, it feels like I just inhaled a fucking cigar.
Oh, that is really the.
That's rough.
I love it.
I don't think it's hot.
It just comes out fucking dead.
The first hit I took.
It's got 50 of nicotine.
I just changed a new.
That's why I'm on cloud nine.
Holy shit.
I can't inhale that.
Let me get one more hit of that.
I got a fucking head rush.
I haven't gotten a head rush in a long time.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Thank you, Casey.
That feels great.
I haven't had a head rush in forever.
Did I tell you.
Even with smoking cigarettes?
Dude, I don't get it from smoking cigarettes.
You don't.
You don't get.
Because cigarettes aren't concentrated nicotine.
But you know, fuck.
That's way too harsh for me.
Cigars still like if it's a if it's a dark cigar, I get head rushes from them still.
I still get head rushes from like a high, but I don't vape that much anymore.
Dude, like I barely even.
I don't even base.
I don't smoke unless I'm a drill or here and I don't vape period.
What about what about Stokes?
Stokes?
Yeah, I have my fuck.
So the next dog, you know, I got to find because I only ever showed you guys I had my like
Gandalf fucking pipe.
Yeah, yeah.
I got to find it because I don't know where it is right now.
And then next dog, you know, I'm gonna fucking bring that shit because I have about a pound
of like premium Bavarian blend tobacco.
I got my pipe tobacco that I got is rum.
It's Sutliff Sutliff, something like that rum.
And it's fucking it tastes like you're fucking you're smoking a Captain Morgan private stock.
And I'm like, that's fucking great.
I love I love like my neighbor back that like calling back to next last episode, my neighbor's
being more insane now.
He's gonna murder his wife.
He's not gonna murder his wife.
But like I was I was sitting outside and I was smoking a cigar again out in my like my
back like driveway.
I hang out because like I think I talked about last episode, but like it like overlooks like
like a little stream and then like a nature trail.
So I'm sitting back there and I just hear bang, bang, bang, bang.
I'm like, what the fuck is I'm hearing it through my headphones again.
I'm like, what the fuck's going on?
This guy's taking a fucking sledgehammer to his car and just fucking smash.
I have I sent the video in the chat.
The dudes fucking smashing his car with a fucking sledgehammer.
He's just going to fucking blame it on you and what the fuck is going on?
It's like I gotta fucking call the cops.
This guy's going nuts.
I feel like I got to keep I gotta keep tabs on him and keep on talking about him on the
podcast just so I have a backlog.
Oh, Tyler, you're just gonna be a prime witness for when murder happens.
Yeah, then we're gonna be like, wow, we really wish we called earlier.
Oh shit.
Here we go.
Remember when people had vapes that would just blow up in their face when they had to
remember when you drop kicked my fucking box mod and exploded?
No.
Yeah, I do.
Because that was fucking one hundred and twenty dollars if you fucking kicked.
What box did you have?
I had this was a smock.
It was a smock fucking a tea priv.
I had the smock alien and then the smock stick.
I had a tea priv.
And then the smock fucking pod thing like that.
The tea priv was my favorite.
I fucking loved it.
I always just use the disposables as soon as they they were there because once they
tasted so much better than you remember when the puff pluses became like the rave.
Yeah.
And then it was like all the thing and then it transitioned to hide and hide is currently
like still there.
Yeah.
And then it's like there's also elf bars, but they kind of died out really quick.
And then I don't know what else there's hide is still a reigning champ.
Yeah.
And hide always was because it was just like it was a good name brand.
Yeah.
I had a bar is just looked sketchy.
Like they could be so easily just replicate.
But hides like they had like the they were the first ones to do.
I don't know what verification thing on him to.
They also went through multiple fucking redesigns.
Yeah, that's the that's the box I had.
Remember the hide raids.
They were like the fucking I love those ones, ones that lit up rain.
Yeah.
They had like six different redesigns and six different designs of the hides.
And now they're back to the old tried and true and trusted square one.
Yeah.
Because I remember in because I still see him at my gas station.
I'm like back in the day when I when we worked at a fucking one.
I had the two different flavors on them.
Oh, those are fucking.
Yeah.
But I always got the winter green one because I fucking loved it.
But like it was fucking nuts, dude.
I would just always get something different.
I never had like a favorite flavor.
You just get burned out on them by the time you're done with it.
Casey, you want to hand me a lawn chair?
I'm so sick of sitting in this.
I don't like having a chair.
Yeah, I like having good posture.
So we had one of the things that I did a lot was we when when flavors were legal in New
York, I would get Arctic Blitz is what it was called.
And it was pure mental.
It was hated.
So the cold weather, you take one hit, you're like, it felt like it felt like you were you
went outside and like fucking like 12 degree weather weather weather weather weather weather
weather.
It's OK.
You can try again.
Try again.
It was 12 degree weather 12 degrees.
And and like you would just like breathing in.
You're like, holy shit, this is brutal.
And then but like Smoker's Choice, when they used to brew their own flavors, they're what?
They were oh my God, it was fucking phenomenal mix and match.
What do you mean?
They use they are they probably like they quote unquote.
Yeah, they stopped because of the fucking rule.
But you know, for a fucking delicious they had a cherry flavor and it tasted exactly
like like the cherry like candy drops.
And I was like, this is fucking awesome.
And then like two years later, they would cycle through flavors.
They stopped selling cherry one after like three months.
I'm like, you motherfucker.
And then they're like then two years later is when they cut out the flavors.
And I'm like, no, no.
I when I when I old coworkers when I was doing the flooring, he had one we went down Pennsylvania
for a job.
We were in that we were there for months and he got a flavor.
The yet it's a generic flavor is pink lemonade.
I had never had it before in all the years that I was fucking vaping and using the disposables
and the hides.
Never had pink lemonade.
Had it fell fucking in love with it.
I was two and a half months into quitting nicotine at the time.
Stone cold sober.
It takes three months for the receptors to die in your brain.
Then you have no more cravings.
Yeah, I was two weeks away from that point.
And I hit the I hit the pink lemonade.
And I'm like, nope, I'm back.
I'm back, baby.
And I fucking started Hoffin pink lemonade.
So to quote, so to quote, bringing out the dead.
The first one's always the best.
And but like I my favorite was the cherry.
Then I had I think it was called like Arctic cherry, which was like menthol cherry.
It was weird.
I didn't like that one.
Fruity Pebbles was the last one that I got.
And it was pretty good.
But they also might might go to when they got rid of cherry was Captain Crunch.
Captain Crunch.
You guys had the Captain Crunch.
That sounds actually pretty good.
It was really fucking good.
Well, this is this I'm an M song.
That was till I collapse.
I used to listen to this all the time in like middle school while running.
Yeah.
Like I said, kind of cringe.
He's just complaining how he's not on the rap fucking top 10 list or something.
It's like every other fucking rapper.
It's kind of cringe though.
I'm sorry.
You know what I say?
Black Power.
I still don't know if you're welcome back to the podcast.
So 70.
We're here with Dan.
Not much.
Both Dan.
Double D. Double D. What's up?
Sorry.
So we cut out.
So that cut off that you heard.
Welcome back.
Nothing interesting was said.
We're just theorizing in Minecraft.
It was just us fucking reminiscing.
It wasn't it wasn't anything that you guys didn't know.
As I was saying before the break, did you know that Sandy Hook was demolished after
the shooting?
No.
Yeah, it was the whole school.
You didn't cut that one specific thing out.
What?
Oh no.
I did cut it out.
Right?
Yeah.
So he said something along those lines, but you know, did you hear how they rebuilt it?
It's fucking nuts.
They made it quote unquote shooter proof.
They fucking it looks like a fucking I shit you not.
I watched the documentary on it.
It looks like a call duty map.
Like the fucking it there's cover in the hallways and shit.
Yo, I'm going there.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, hang on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute for training purposes.
That's even worse.
I'm not going there for practice.
I'm not going to test it to make sure it works.
I don't think you're digging a better hole.
I'm not trying to say it's like a conspiracy theory, but it is fishy that they just plowed
it down.
Yeah, exactly.
They did that also in the in the classroom.
I also I mean like how the fuck are you going to be like, oh yeah, don't worry.
Just little Timmy and Cindy and Jimmy got fucking blasted in there.
Like you can't have your like you know, want their kid going to school in that building.
Right.
Oh, but I mean, I get both sides of it.
But Columbine didn't get bulldozed.
Did it?
No, but we didn't.
Columbine?
Oh, in Colorado.
Columbine?
Well, Columbia High School where I went and fucking we had a shooting a long time ago.
And the old principal who was still there when I was in school, he took a fucking shotgun
blast to the leg and tackled the shooter.
School did not get bulldozed.
Because he's a fucking hero.
Oh wait, there was a school shooting.
Good old what?
I fucking forgot his name.
Yeah, yeah, I heard about that.
Casey, would you mind if I?
Dude walked around like this.
You're a good man.
I mean, you take a bullet in the leg, you take a shotgun blast away.
You know what, that was like while you were there.
Well, no, that was before me.
That was like 10 years before me.
But hey, dude, you fucking take a shotgun.
Oh, the cop walked around like that.
No, the principal who took a shot walked around like that.
Hey, listen, the principal was still there.
You take a shot, I give it to you.
You can walk around like a douchebag.
Hell yeah.
He drove like a Mazda Miata.
He was like six, four, huge guy, jacked as fuck.
Walked around like a douchebag and drove a Miata.
It was a hard top me.
I think it was a Miata.
It was a hard top fucking convertible piece of shit that was no bigger than a shoebox.
Dude, doesn't fucking Sanders drive like a fucking like.
Nissan Altima.
Yeah, and like he just like is like this.
He doesn't fit in it.
It's hilarious.
Watching that man get in and out of a Humvee was the best fucking thing I've ever witnessed.
I figured Humvees were big, though.
No, I do.
Do you have no legroom in that?
Really?
Like you are not built.
You would not have legroom in that.
I wouldn't have legroom.
You wouldn't have legroom in that.
Damn, that's a problem.
So Sanders is six, seven.
Yeah, no, he's six, ten.
He's six, ten.
Oh my God.
Damn, that's got to be like a fucking.
He's a big boy.
Death trap and an IED.
Love him to death.
I haven't seen that.
I haven't seen him in forever.
Talk about claustrophobic.
Yeah.
He would fucking sleep in those things because he couldn't fit in the Army issue tent.
So he would instead be like, fuck this.
And he would just go lay his back.
He'd be propped up kind of like this and on the back seat.
And each leg would be on the driver's seat and then the passenger seat.
And you would go to wake him up in the morning and you would open the front door and be like, there's a foot here.
And then you go to open the back door and an arm would fall out.
And he'd be like, where the fuck is this man's head?
If there was, if our Humvees had turret ports because not all of them do, his head would just be poking out.
Have to do a fucking scavenger on some guy.
He needs his coffin.
Who was this guy?
Sanders.
Scott Sanders.
And he, and he was his son.
I think the best line he ever had was.
No, Saunders is short.
Saunders is a short dude.
Saunders is another great guy.
Oh yeah.
But like, no Sanders is.
Sanders is tall and skinny.
The best line Sanders had though is he's like, I've served three combat tours or whatever it was.
And he's like, and I didn't see shit like I see here.
It's like, yeah, I see shit worse than war.
Sanders Sanders is one of my favorite guys.
I didn't know that you like served that closely with him.
Yep. He was actually my first sergeant when I got to my unit.
He was the first person I ever met.
Which is so weird that you had seniority to him at fucking.
That was hilarious.
I made sure to let him know it too.
He's like, I'm senior to you.
I trained him.
That's so funny.
Did you know any of the people in the helicopter crash?
I did.
I knew the female.
Oh wow.
She was actually a close family friend of my family.
She wasn't, we were close for a time, but I was closer to her brother and her father.
Wow.
So.
I got sent home from drill when I found that out because I let my sergeant know and he
brought up the first star and they sent me home immediately.
I went to the services that was two weeks ago.
Yeah.
Aren't you a sergeant now?
Yes.
So like, how does that like, are you like, if you are the highest ranking person and
you need to like go on like a leave, who do you report to for something like that?
The highest ranking?
There's always someone above you.
Oh, there's always someone above you.
Oh, the highest rank is the president.
He's the five star.
Yeah, I get that.
So.
There's always someone above you until you hit that rank.
Like if there's like no one like in the field, like would you like, leave command to somebody?
Yes.
So let's say it's me and I've got my soldiers, right?
And I have an emergency that I need to fucking lean for.
Say we're at drill.
Now in a platoon, there's going to be different squads.
So my squad, I would go to my other squad leads, say our platoon sergeant is gone and everyone else is the same fucking rank, right?
I would go to one of my squad leads and be like, hey, I got to get the fuck out of here.
And I would probably go, I would actually have to go find my first sergeant, the company first sergeant, there's one of him.
And he would bring it up and he'd give me the go no go to get the fuck out.
Or he'd say, sorry, fuck you.
Not that big of an emergency.
That's happened in the active duty before, like somebody was denied leave to go witness the first birth, the birth of their first child.
That shit happens in the active duty.
That's fucking nuts.
That's one of the main reasons why I don't go active duty because I can't deal with the fuckmuck games.
You have literally no, you sign away all rights as a human.
Yeah, aren't you like property of the government?
You are. I am property of the government.
However, I have a bit more freedom and liberty because I'm not always under the government's control.
You're a free links guy.
I am exactly what we were talking about earlier being an on call doctor.
I am an on call soldier when I am not drilling.
If they want me to go do something, they tell me and I have to do it or they arrest me and then make me do it.
That's how that works.
If you don't show up to drill, they send local PD to your house.
Stop.
Yep. It's a welfare check.
They send local PD to your house.
They pick you up and they bring you to drill.
Okay. So.
Wow.
So thing, you're in the hospital.
All right.
So if I'm if I get into like a car accident and I get fucking like knocked out and I'm in a coma, they'll eventually figure it out.
Like they will say I can only drag your fucking.
They'll send me out of the bed and bring me.
No, they'll fucking contact local PD.
Local PD will already know about it because it's a fucking accident or whatever.
Like say it's a I don't say it's not even a car accident.
Say I just had a fucking medical like I had a heart attack.
A freak heart.
All right. That's pretty ill to in time.
Let's say I had a seizure in my bed or in my bathroom or whatever the fuck.
And I go to the hospital.
My family brings me there and I'm in a fucking coma.
Right.
Say you die of urinary retention.
Yes.
That and I or not die, but I go to the hospital.
Right.
And local PD doesn't know yet.
Local PD will still be alerted.
They'll go to my house.
If nobody's there, they'll fucking con.
They'll they there's always records of how to contact people who live in another dress.
They'll find a way to figure out where the fuck I am.
They'll contact hospitals.
They have a protocol.
They'll go to hospitals.
They'll go to ambulance companies.
They'll go to this.
They'll go to that.
They'll contact next of kin.
All this to find me and then tell the army, hey, he's like dead or dying.
And they'll be like, so he's not coming.
So we can't get him here.
So how long do you have to get to your deployment station?
Like drill?
Yeah.
There's a set time.
So no, but like if you like you get like like there's a war and you get called up for it.
Like how long?
So well, well for D.C., I had 18 hours to get to Syracuse.
They told me and they said probably it wasn't even that much.
It was more closer to 12.
They told me like, hey, be in Syracuse in like 12 to 18 hours.
I'm like, what?
Huh?
I had just started.
I was a week into a brand new job when that happened.
And they said, yep, that's and I'm like, I shattered the tip of my finger because I did.
I literally shattered the tip of my middle finger on my right hand.
And they're like, it's not your trigger finger.
I'm like, what the fuck?
So I did that and I walked around D.C. with a fucking splint on my finger.
It was great for the actual deployment that I went on.
That was planned.
That shit gets planned years in advance.
So I knew about that two years before it was even fucking a thing.
I heard whispers of it and then it was getting planned.
And then I knew that I was deploying when they sent out the roster and like who wants to go?
And I'm like, I was the first one on the list.
I was as I volunteered, I'm like, I fucking want to go.
And then I knew the dates of it as we got closer.
Like you within a year, I knew when I would leave.
And then six to eight months out, I started drilling with the employees.
I started drilling with the infantry company that we deployed with.
And then the actual day that we flew out of the country, we weren't told because we had too many fucking idiots who would share the dates with their family.
It's very confidential shit, the flying, because we're targeted heavily.
You've got you've got a fucking jumbo jet, triple stack, full of soldiers, like several hundred dudes on that fucking plane.
Pretty fucking big target right there.
So all private like planes.
It's a charter flight.
So we so the government will charter a plane like a southwest or like American Airlines.
Yeah, it was Atlas is what was called the flyers across the ocean.
It was a world. It was an international flight.
So we had to get across the oceans.
It was a massive fucking plane.
And so we took that.
We weren't allowed to share the dates because if you if they find out like that the dates are compromised, they'll delay the flight.
Buddy of mine was in Afghanistan in 2013.
His flight home got delayed three times for his grants because of idiots in his company.
His stay in Afghanistan was extended by an additional three and a half months.
Oh, my God.
Because people couldn't learn to shut their fucking mouth.
So instead, the end result, guys, we want to send you.
The end result.
He told me he's like the end result.
They didn't tell us.
They sprung it on us that day.
So we just had to be packed and ready to go.
And if we weren't, I don't know, pick what you want to leave behind.
So I'm surprised they don't ever just like fly you back in like the military aircraft.
Do they ever do that?
So I thought they did problem with that is the base I was at the runway was too small for a large plane.
So the biggest plane that could land on our runway and stop and then also take off again was a C-130.
That was the biggest plane.
And in the comparison of military planes, that's fucking tiny.
So we couldn't get any C-17s.
Everything had to be palletized and shipped and transported on a C-130.
People, cargo, you name it.
Anything had to come down on the C-130.
That was the biggest plane we could get going from that was from Somalia to D.J.
From D.J. to like wherever the European country was that we stopped in.
I want to say it was Germany on the way home and it was Bulgaria on the way there.
That was like a charter flight.
It was just a big fuck off huge plane like a Boeing something or whatever the fuck it was.
Maybe it was an Airbus.
I don't know.
But that got us from D.J. to wherever our layover in Europe was.
What is D.J.?
Djibouti.
We just called it D.J. because it's easier and then we were all children in the military.
Djibouti.
That's Africa?
Yeah.
That's the eastern top like part of Africa.
The actual eastern tip of Northeastern tip of Africa is Somalia.
Leave us alone.
Go away.
I am the captain of the North.
I wasn't in the northeast part.
I was in the south.
What the hell is US military doing there?
Fucking I don't know.
We've been there since before Black Hawk Down was filmed or even happened.
And we've been there ever since.
That seems to be a recurring theme with the US military.
They just go places and never fucking leave.
We go there and we don't leave until there's a fucking massive problem with somebody who's got a political agenda who doesn't like it.
Anywho, before we get into that, yeah, we went from D.J. to Europe and then we didn't get off.
We weren't even allowed off the plane.
As soon as we got on it and D.J., we did not leave that plane until we landed at our final stop in the States, which we went from to go there.
It was from Texas to Dover to no.
Yeah.
To Dover, Bulgaria, D.J.
So we had four, three stops.
We weren't allowed to get off.
And it was about a 26 hour long, probably 26 to 28 total.
And then the longest piece of it was about 20 hours straight across the ocean.
Fuck that.
20 hours on a fucking plane, dude.
That was horrible.
From where?
From 20 hours from where to where?
Dover to Bulgaria.
Dover is like.
Were they playing movies?
Yeah, actually.
OK.
That makes it bearable, I guess.
Yeah.
You tried to sleep as much as you could.
I slept for like eight hours on that plane.
I can't sleep on planes, dude.
I can't do it.
You take whatever drugs you can, like Benadryl, Dramamine, whatever you can.
Whatever is drowsy.
See in the hat, man.
Yeah.
Like we took whatever we could to just knock the fuck out.
People were ODing on melatonin.
It was fucking great.
I fucking have acid trip dreams on melatonin.
But yeah, that was the longest leg of the flight, both there and back.
Straight 20 hours just sitting on a plane.
Now, they did have a spaced out nicely where it was you, a seat, the other guy.
That was the nicest part because you had space.
Yeah.
So you could stretch out.
And on the big, the giant plane, there's always more leg room.
We had probably like a good foot and a half between our knees and the next seat.
And it was amazing.
Yeah.
So you can stretch your legs out a little bit.
And you could recline without worrying about the other guy's knees getting crushed.
Now, I don't give a fuck about that anyway on a regular flight.
Fuck that person. I'm reclining.
I'm an asshole when I fly.
But on the big plane.
They wouldn't put that control there if you weren't allowed to use it.
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
But on that flight, we were able to recline pretty nicely.
It had good recline too.
You could almost go straight flat. It was great.
Shit.
Sounds like the airlines make a lot of money off the US military.
Oh yeah.
Because we don't pay discounted rates.
The government pays premium.
Super, super premium.
It's so expensive.
And then when we stay in hotels, oh, Hilton made so much goddamn money off us when we went to DC.
Holy fuck.
Because we rented out an entire fucking 20 story hotel.
Wow.
For soldiers.
For soldiers. Because at the peak count of soldiers in DC for January 6, there was around 7,000 soldiers in DC.
Damn.
That's a lot given the current numbers of the military.
And then it eventually dwindled down to around 2,000.
When I was there, we had about 2,300 soldiers in DC.
Then when I left, it was down to like 1,500.
Did you guys actually do anything out there?
In DC?
Did people actually try to do shit?
We had two guys try to climb our fence.
And they just sliced their faces and their fingers up on the razor wire on top of this 10 foot fence.
Oh my God.
One made it over. And our protocol was...
Tell me what you're doing up there.
And our protocol was, beat them up and bring them to the gate, 30 feet, 50 feet away.
I was standing here and I'm looking down and there's the gate with Metro PD standing there.
And I'm like, all right.
Just butt stroke them or fucking muzzle stroke them in the head.
Knock his ass out.
Get a buddy of mine.
Each grab an arm, drag him over to Metro.
Toss him at the feet.
Like, you're probably not bad.
You guys are like bouncers.
Basically, we were bouncers for the entire capital.
It was the dumbest fucking mission I've ever been on in a complete waste of time.
If you can do that shit, you should be a fucking trooper.
You should just be a fucking cop.
You already fucking, that's what you do.
Yeah, basically.
Just fucking do it, dude.
I mean, you're done in 20 years. You get your fucking pick of the letter.
I already work for the state now.
You do?
Yeah, I do. I just started a job with them.
Even better, you're already in.
When you go to apply.
I'm currently doing a job in the state police fucking headquarters.
Really?
Yeah, I'm replacing systems.
Oh shit, you probably can't talk about it too much.
I can. I just.
Stupid.
That will get us really canceled.
I'm replacing a fire suppression system.
It's not that big of a fucking deal.
But in the state police headquarters in fucking Albany.
What do you, like what's your job with the state?
So I am an assistant superintendent inspector.
That's such an official sound.
It sounds really fucking official.
I'm a contracted police, so I don't actually work for the state directly.
The state doesn't pay me. I work for a company called WSP.
They pay me, but I'm contracted to the state for the job.
So it's like fire inspection.
Basically.
But I'm not inspecting the systems themselves as far as if they work or not.
I'm inspecting to make sure they are installed right.
So I go around and I'm like, all right, that's conduit.
That's the right conduit.
That's the right place for it.
You did the right measurements for it.
All right.
How's your wire looking?
That's the right wire.
That's where it's supposed to be.
And all right.
What type of box are you using on this conduit?
That's the right box.
And then I just go around and do that all fucking day.
Nice.
So yeah, I had a site visit.
I have a site visit usually to almost every fucking day.
And then I just go around.
I talked to the contractor.
I talked to the supervisor.
I'm like, what's up, fuck face.
And we walk around for a little bit.
We make fun of each other.
And then I check shit, make sure see what they've done for the day.
And then I come back in the afternoon.
I'm like, fuck you.
Sounds better than a 20-hour flight.
Yeah, it's a lot better.
You ever find some like real fucked up shit where you're like, dude, what the fuck is going on?
What did you do?
So far, no.
This contractor is actually pretty good.
And I'm really happy about it.
My engineer has told me so far they haven't done anything fucking.
And then he really likes them.
So hearing that from my engineer is pretty good.
What about checking strip clubs?
Swack and you're like, who the fuck put this in?
Yeah.
For correct pole placement in strip clubs.
Is that part of your job?
I haven't done it yet.
If the state funds a project like that, I'll probably inspect it.
But until that time that the state funds a strip club.
Listen, state-funded strip clubs, hear me out.
That'd be one nice strip club.
Actually, that'd be one dog shit.
That'd be a dog shit strip club.
All the equality and you'd have disabled girls on there.
Disabled strippers.
It's got to be a wheelchair ramp up to the pole.
No, she could crawl her way on stage and do the upper body shit.
No, dude, there's a thing in California where these strippers would climb up to this next level.
And then water would rain down on them while they're stripping on the pole.
And they had to shut it down because it wasn't conducive to disabled strippers.
They couldn't get up there.
They're supposed to have stronger upper bodies.
Like you should be able to get up there.
If I can fucking me as my skinny ass self can climb a rope with my arms only.
I expect someone who's disabled to only use their arms to be able to get up.
Yeah, that's fair.
You can't not hire disabled strippers.
You can't use their fucking legs anyway.
Just use your arms, god damn it.
Why are they trying?
No, that's fine.
I'm going to end up in the slur jar if I can talk.
I think they could do some crazy shit.
I'd pay to see some disabled strippers.
Dirty Dan.
Dirty Dan's back at it again.
I'd pay to see some amputee strippers.
What about midget strippers?
I was going to say, what kind of sick bastard pays for disabled strippers?
That's what my story is.
Alright.
Dirty Dan got him again.
That's what I like about him.
I keep getting older and they keep losing limbs.
That's right.
Dan should have a side, part of the podcast where he goes and rates different strip clubs.
I'm working on that vice.
I'm doing pretty good.
Hello, I am the strip club rater.
I am the strip club rater.
I am rating this strip club two panties out of five.
You've got to make it an official title.
The thing is, the less panties there are, the better.
I don't know.
That's a trick.
If that was my job, dude, I'm not going to lie.
It's probably my dream job.
Have you ever seen the Stephen Colbert?
I think about it.
I've got a recommendation for a club for you.
It's called Eleven in Miami.
Have you ever heard of it?
Eleven.
Hey Casey, can you pause it real quick?
I love how Dan goes, I'm working on this vice.
I'm trying to get away from it.
Now we're trying to sell Dan on getting into a strip club.
Hey, it's something I struggle with.
Are you sure you don't want to go, man?
I hope you got...
I struggle with strip clubs.
I hope you got good money because the cover charge for getting in is $50.
I'll pay it.
I went there as a post-deployment little trip with the squad of guys that was over there with me.
Was it a full nude?
It depended on the girl.
Brother, it was beyond full nude.
Now...
They took their skin off.
Now, I didn't know what I was walking into.
I'm like, oh, it's just a really nice place.
Really fucking fancy.
They had a dress code.
I walked in with shorts and they're like, because you're from New York, you're allowed to come in.
But you're not allowed to...if I ever catch you wearing fucking shorts again, I will throw you in a puddle.
That's what the bouncer fucking said to me.
One of the bouncer...there's like fucking 40 of them.
They're all wearing suits with their fucking super spy earpieces.
And I'm like, alright, you're fucking special.
So I walk in and the main lobby, shit, whatever the fuck you want to call it, had this big main bar.
And then you walk in, you couldn't really see anything.
And then you could see around the sides.
You could go on either side of it, but there was a solid wall for the bar.
If you walk around the main bar on either side and you come around to the other side of it, there's another bar on the exact opposite side of it.
You stand at that bar, you get a drink, you turn around.
It is an aisle.
Probably double the thickness of the table, right?
It's probably like a four foot aisle.
Okay.
Right between, or right past the aisle, so bar, aisle, there's a balcony about chest height if you're standing in the aisle.
On said balcony, when I turned around, first I looked through it.
And there was a drop down in the main stage with a giant fucking pole that went 60 feet to the ceiling.
Because this was like cathedral ceilings in this fucking place.
Holy shit!
And then all around on this side of the building, every girl who worked there was only in lingerie.
Like thong and fucking almost barely see-through bra.
Then you had the three that were on this fucking balcony just completely topless.
And I'm like, oh, we're at this kind of place.
So gonna pause here real quick.
You see how every single dude here is locked in?
I need more attention to Dan.
Dan was just like, tell me more.
I was just gonna do his shit.
I just wanted, for people who can't see this, every guy was locked in being like, wow, this sounds fucking awesome.
Cathedral ceilings, laundry rack.
Every girl in there was drop dead gorgeous.
Fucking, there was a couple of like, all right, there was a couple of fives or sixes and it was really depressing.
But nine out of ten girls in there, tens, elevens, twelves out of tens.
Fucking perfect.
It wasn't the pick of the litter.
It was like, you can be like, all right, I want a goth girl.
They all came at you and just grabbed you and said, come on, come on, let me go give you a dance.
It was constant.
They would just keep fucking grabbing you.
God bless.
And it was nonstop.
They would not stop hassling you.
And then there was, oh my, there was this one old guy that you could go upstairs to the VIP rooms.
And then there was this one old guy at the upstairs bar that I got my drink and I'm standing there talking to a couple of my buddies.
And this old dude is talking to this gorgeous redhead.
And they're just talking for like an hour straight.
No money exchange.
I'm like, are you do you two know each other or something?
Like normally there's a money exchange that happens.
Did you pay for like four hours just to talk to her?
Did she ever tits out?
No.
That's unfortunate.
Most of, none of them except for the ones on the balcony and on the main stage had their tits out when they were walking around.
So did we have like the pick of the litter of like big tits, small tits, medium tits?
Yes, you had everything.
Oh fuck.
Now typically every single girl though was a very strict body type.
It was either skinny fit, curvy, curvy fit.
Like you still had abs.
You had no fucking stomach on you whatsoever or like big tits, but still very fit.
If you were slightly out of shape in any way, you were not there.
You did not work there.
It was, there was no equal opportunity.
To be honest though, doing like as much as stripping is like, like looked down upon in society by a lot of people.
They were making so much fucking money, dude.
They are, but they, but they're, it's hard to strip.
Like, like the amount one athlete dropped at fucking Gorgias and the fucking like the amount of athletic like, like thing that you have to do.
Like Dan, I hate to say it.
You sold your body to the government.
Yeah.
And these bitches sold their body.
They're selling their body.
They're making more money than me.
They're making more than me.
I literally looked this up.
Like what's the male equivalent to strippers?
It's the military.
And they said the military.
Yeah.
Basically it sadly is, except they make more money than us.
Why don't you strip Dan?
You got a body for it.
All right.
Let's start right now.
But now that's the end of the pipe.
We're going to stop it here guys.
Oh, yeah.
No, but, um, we're fucking lost.
Oh yeah.
So yeah.
You also had to have a rhythm too.
Yeah.
Now I, this is the first time I've ever been in a strip club mind you.
So these guys who have been frequenting them, they're, they're frequent flyers.
They, they, they found out it was my first time and they're like, oh, we'll get you a dance.
So they go to talk to a couple of the girls and like, which ones do you want?
I'm like, oh, fucking no, dude.
That one.
And like, okay, she's talking to a friend.
Maybe they'll both give you one.
Yo.
I'm like, okay, sure.
They come back like, fuck you.
We're not paying $120 per song.
I'm like, wait, for two or just one?
For two.
And I'm like, that doesn't sound bad.
That's like 60 bucks for like three minutes.
And I'm like, fuck you.
So I'm like, all right.
Did you pay it?
Nope.
I went that whole night just looking.
You're window shopping.
Yeah, I was, I was staring up.
I was fucking like, I stood at the bar, got my drink and I'm like, oh, these balcony tits are pretty nice.
And then the one girl, she was from the South.
She has thick Southern draw, but she had, she was blonde.
Huge tits.
I'm like, I just sat there.
I put my arm on the, on the bar and I'm like, yeah, I got to join the army.
You don't need to join the army for that.
Just go to Miami.
Just pay the $50 cover charge and bring $700 in cash.
But the army wouldn't pay for me to go to Miami.
The army didn't pay for me to go to Miami.
That was on my own dime.
Dude, we're going, when we cash out this fucking Tesla, bro.
What are you talking about?
Money's going to be a non-issue.
Yeah.
Let me know in 20 years and I'll see if my dick still works.
Bro, like who cares?
That's why they have like, what is it?
Blue chew?
No, fuck that.
Cialis.
Dude, did you see this fucking like weird like mints that these chicks get now that makes you like fucking salivate like a shit ton so they can suck dick better?
That's amazing.
Whoever invented that.
You're going to give me the link for that? I know a girl who could use that.
That's an actual, like I'm not joking.
That's an actual fucking thing.
What do you think?
It sounds like an anticholinergic.
Right?
Because when you take an anticholinergic, it just makes like fluids start coming out of like every orifice.
I don't know, bro.
They were specifically targeting them out.
Like I fucking watched them.
And I started shooting snot rockets while sucking my dick.
I'm like, oh, fuck this problem.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's like, I'm going to have a tissue and be like, fuck the nostrils and go.
It's like, why are you fucking crying?
I got like an ad and like, I was just like, what the fuck is it?
Like it had a girl going like this.
I'm like the fucking thing.
I'm like, all right.
So I scrolled through and I got my.
Of course.
All it took was that.
So I looked at it and then like the next video was a girl who like stuck her tongue out and this fucking saliva is just dripping off.
Some of them naturally can do that.
Yeah. I'm like, that's fucking you might.
That might just be like a bamboozling.
How long does that last?
I don't know.
But like, I don't know how fucking nuts that would be.
Some girls actually just have a shitload of saliva.
Oh, you, you, you missed out.
Tell him that inform him.
And then we want to hear his opinion on what type of drug he thinks it is.
So I got like you, when you're going through Instagram, you get weird ads.
Did you ever get the ad for the fucking mint that like chicks can like take and like it makes them salivate like a shit ton of suck dick better?
No, Tyler, I haven't seen that.
What medication do you think that is?
I mean, it's got to be something that just makes like your salivary glands like super overactive.
I don't know what would cause that.
You mean like the name?
No, but like what do you like? What kind of what action would that have to take?
It would have to be something along those lines.
I mean, because fucking salivation, that should be like it's got to be like something super specific with like your parasympathetic nervous system.
I would imagine that just targets the salivary glands to make them overactive.
What about that sludge them?
You know, have you learned that?
Oh, shit, dude, you're going for a semester there.
Uh, colon colonergic?
Yes. Oh, right. That's the fucking I'm I got it all confused.
My entire anti colonergic or colonergic.
Anti colonergic because colonergic would be wait.
Now see, when you say colonergic, I think you're talking about something in your butt.
You know, when you say colonergic, I'm like see it's cool.
But it still sounds like you're talking about the booty hole.
I got that wrong.
No colonergic would be for the parasympathetic nervous system than anti colonergic.
Yeah, because it's like the way they taught us is like acetylcholine primary neurotransmitter for parasympathetic.
So acetylcholine, anti colonergic.
So like that's for that because then that would have been just that would have been my guess.
I'll have to look it up. I'll see what I would get.
I know there's a pill that makes girls salivate and better at sucking.
No, it's a mint. That is controlled by your nervous system.
Alright there Casey, let's fucking do Jeopardy.
Yeah, because I want to go home and go to sleep. I have work tomorrow for fuck's sake.
Why can't you do this on a fucking phone?
Body!
Welcome to Super Jeopardy.
Super Jeopardy.
Jeopardy, my name's Alex Trebek.
I'm going with your six time winner.
I'm just going to have it right next to the fucking.
Dan the Vitamin Man.
And your two time winner, Ali Mack.
The Doso.
The Dose.
Seventeen time winner, Tyler.
Seventeen time.
Seventeen. Let's make it eighteen minutes.
First time on the show, Dan Farmer.
I heard the last episode and that was a rip off.
How are you?
Yeah, it was a fucking fixed game.
It was a fixed game is what it was.
From what?
From what fucking powers that be.
I played along last episode while I was listening to it in my truck.
And I think I did pretty poorly.
You think you cannot beat me?
I thought you were going to tell us you won in case he would have awarded you the victory.
I didn't watch Ghost Stories either. Fuck that show.
It's a great show.
I won my winner, Dan Farmer.
You won?
Apparently.
Oh shit. Fuck, you could tie me if you win again.
I'd rather that than him.
I'm starting him off with one win.
Oh sweet.
You can't do that.
Yes you can.
He's at the computer, you're not.
Ali Mac did not get a win.
You should give me all of Tyler's wins.
I had to fight for my two.
I had to fight for my right to get a winning date.
Slavery and freaks are fucking weird.
Categories today.
Oh, you got an extra bonus question on each round.
You got a $2,000 question now.
Oh shit.
You got metal subgenras.
That's so nice to see it now.
Mythical creatures, fire and ice, foreign languages, US government buildings, all about blood.
No World Trade Center 7s.
It's a World Trade Center isn't it?
Tyler, you won last time.
Casey, your mic's popping a little bit.
I think that's what it is.
Is it your beard? Is your beard stuck in it?
No, I think it's a little bit better now.
Metal subgenras, mythical creatures.
I'll do mythical creatures.
Oh, creatures.
For 200.
Has the head of a human and body of a lion and wings of an eagle.
Fuck.
I really thought you were going to go for a different answer.
I thought you were going to be going for a centaur.
Don't say it.
Because then you're just telling everybody.
No, you said centaur because you buzzed in.
No, I didn't. That was not my answer.
Who buzzed in?
I did. I'm saying I'm going to give it now.
You'll hear mine. I'm going to have it up to the mic.
Oh, fuck you.
Can you say the question again?
You're worrying my head.
Has the head of a human, body of a lion and wings of an eagle.
Can I do it because he's not going to do anything.
Head of a human.
Wait, wait.
Sphinx.
I guessed that as you buzzed in.
I'm like, no, it's Sphinx doesn't have wings.
I thought it was going to be a centaur.
I thought he was going to say what has the body of a.
You are.
Mythical Creatures for four. Fucking bullshit.
Four hundred. The same as a Sphinx, but with the head of an eagle instead of a human.
What is a griffin?
Fuck you.
Garbage trap.
I know these two. I know them so god damn well.
Tyler's good.
Mythical Creatures.
For six hundred.
This mermaid like creature appears.
What is a siren?
Siren, yeah.
Yeah baby!
I was going to say it appears on your Starbucks coffee cup.
Oh.
Is that?
That's a siren?
You said mermaid and there's only like one other type of mermaid.
Mythical Creatures again.
Oh.
Yep.
For eight hundred.
You can go up to a thousand.
This is a good category.
I'm not trying to talk you into betting at all, but.
That's such a bad influence.
I learned from your last round.
Never bet in the water.
It's worked for me twice.
What do you want to bet?
Oh what do I want to bet?
Up to a thousand.
Up to a thousand? I'll bet a dollar.
A dollar?
A dollar!
This creature became a symbol of the LGBT community in the last game.
This creature became a symbol of the LGBT community in the late 20th century.
Oh what?
What?
Wow. Good.
Solid bet on that one.
I can't steal it, but I think I know what it is.
What is it? Unicorn?
Oh shit!
Yeah!
I thought it was a fairy.
Unicorns with rainbows.
Come on. Unicorns and rainbows.
Fairies.
Mythical creatures.
Alright, a thousand.
This combination of three animals was made popular by South Park's portrayal of Al Gore.
Ah! Fuck you!
Fuck!
God damn it! South Park!
God damn it! Man-bear pig! It's a good one.
Fuck!
That was Ali Mac, right? Yep.
A thousand for Ali Mac.
You got one more in Mythical Creatures if you want to do that one.
What are my categories?
Metal subgenres.
Fuck it, let's bang that one out.
I'm gonna die.
200. This metal style originating in Norway features atmospheric music and satanic themes.
I'm just gonna put that out.
What is death metal? Nope.
What? We talked about that.
I know!
I buzzed in before you!
What is fucking satanic black metal?
What?
Satanic black metal.
Okay, it's just black metal.
I'm not gonna do well in this category.
I think I'll finish off the Mythical Creatures.
This is where I need to succeed.
Black metal!
For 2000, in Greek mythology, this creature was said to be at the center of King Minotaur.
What is a Minotaur?
God damn it!
My new center fucking environment!
That was a close one there.
That was good.
Dan, you got zero points.
How many points do I have?
800.
How many points do you have?
2800.
You got 601.
God damn it!
Guys, we got a fucking lobby in here!
We're getting wiped in the floor!
Does anyone know who Jinxy is?
Nope.
You wouldn't get it.
What are my other categories besides fucking satanic black metal?
Metal, fire and ice, foreign languages, US government buildings, and all about blood.
Let's just do fucking satanic black metal for 10 billion.
You mean metal subgenres?
For 400.
There we go.
2800.
How much is this worth normally?
400.
I'll do 400.
Alright, the big four bands of this subgenre are Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer and Anthrax.
What is Thrasher?
Is Thras?
Metal?
He said Thrasher.
What is Thras Metal?
Alright, you got it.
Thras?
What the fuck? I don't know any of this, man!
What am I gonna do?
Why is everyone looking at the plastic?
How do you know that?
Because I like the bands.
He's a fucking metalhead.
Everybody knows that.
Metal.
For 600, this subgenre originated in the 1990s, includes bands such as Bullet for My Valentine and A Day to Remember.
What category is this again?
Metal subgenre.
What is alternative metal?
Alternative? No.
I don't fucking know. It's alt and it's metal.
What is new metal?
I'm gonna have to fact check.
You might need to give it to Dan on that one.
A Day to Remember might fall under that category.
Really?
Same one bullet for my Valentine?
Bullet for my Valentine.
I don't know what else you would call that.
I think it is alternative.
Metalcore.
That's...
So they go by metalcore, pop punk, post hardcore, and alternative rock.
Alternative is nowhere on this list.
Metalcore, heavy metal, melodic metalcore, thrash metal, hard rock, e-rock,
screamo, and post hardcore.
Alright, you get your points back.
Tyler's back.
We'll do metal.
For 800, this highly technical metal style was made popular by bands like Dream Theater, Krenzreich, and Tool.
Oh fuck, what's the...
I know what you're talking about. I can't fucking figure out the name of it.
I think I know it, but it's not worth losing the points if I'm wrong.
I forgot you lose points if you get it wrong.
What is experimental?
No.
Not experimental?
Lose all your fucking points.
Keep going buddy.
Progressive metal.
Fuck off, I'm killing your friends.
What was the name of that strip club?
Eleven.
Tyler's back.
These fucking flights to Miami now.
For 1000, this English band formed in 1968 would consider the pioneers of metal.
Who are the Beatles?
No.
Was Iron Maiden?
Iron Maiden?
No.
Yeah, keep losing them boys.
What are the Beatles? What time are they from?
That's not metal you fucking retard.
I have a guess, but I don't want to guess it.
I'm just gonna wait.
Black Sabbath.
1968?
That was not my guess.
I didn't even know that was English.
I was gonna say Zeppelin, but I did know that.
What else did we got?
Fire and Ice, Foreign Languages, US Government Buildings.
All about blood.
The Twin Towers.
Government Buildings for 200.
This Washington building was burned down by the British in 1814.
What is the White House?
The White House.
God damn it.
Government Buildings for 2000.
Oh shit, you're going right to 2000.
The south wing of the US Capitol is home to this part of the government.
Fuck.
No, never mind.
You got you buzzed in, you gotta say something.
The south wing of the Capitol is home to this part of the government.
The south wing of the Capitol.
It's only one of two.
Not the White House itself.
No, the US Capitol building.
What are the branches?
I'm not telling you.
What is the US Capitol building?
I know the three branches and it's 50-50.
It's 50-50.
It is 50-50.
Wait, you don't know the branches?
I'm not answering because if I don't get it right, the other answer Ali Mack is going to get.
That's true. I'll be fucking on it.
I know both of them.
Neither of us are going to say it.
Hold on, no, no, no.
No, no, no, stop.
I was ready to let it die there.
We'll die.
Hold on, hold on.
There's the judicial, executive, and then the...
What's the other branch?
It starts with an L.
Like laws and stuff.
What is it?
Like laws and stuff.
No, that's the judicial branch.
That's interpretation of laws.
Who makes the laws?
Okay, the second letter.
What is the legislative branch?
No, that was you.
That was you.
Judicial, what is judicial?
What is the executive?
What?
I'm going to get out of this unscathed.
Fuck this.
It would be the House of Representatives.
Fuck you!
I fucking thought it was one of the two.
Can we get a score run down after this?
I feel like that might have just shook things up a little bit.
Delaney has negative 3000.
Farley has negative 1399.
Tyler has negative 1000.
And Ali Back has 800 points.
I tried to buzz in on both of them.
I just got beat all the time.
Holy shit.
This is a disaster.
Alright, we'll do government buildings for 1000.
There was a second plane.
This Philadelphia building is where the Declaration of Independence and the Declaration of Independence
and the Declaration of Independence is being held.
And I'm going to go to the
where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were adopted.
What is Liberty Hall?
Liberty Hall.
Wait, what?
That's what it's fucking called!
It's not.
What is it? The House of Independence?
Wait.
The House of... No.
What is Independence Hall?
Oh shit, you're my brother!
He was my brother!
Fucking finally!
Stop pulling the goddamn buzzer.
What did you say?
Independence Hall.
That's what I said!
You said House of Independence.
Oh my god, Ali Back, you fucking loser!
You fucking idiot!
You guys are all the negative.
Tyler's back.
Am I the least in the negative?
Yes, you are.
Alright, what's the fucking...
This is bad, guys.
Metal, fire and ice, foreign languages.
Still has them?
Finish it up! Just finish it.
Fucking metal!
Corps Grinder is the lead vocalist of this death metal band.
What is Cannibal Corpse?
Fuck you! Stop knowing it!
Casey, can I have your vape, please?
My throw is still on fire from that thing.
If I can get to zero, I'll be happy.
If I can get back to my 601, I'll be happy.
Fire and ice, foreign languages, government buildings.
Government buildings for whatever the highest these currently are.
800. This building is headquarters for the FBI.
It was named after its first director.
Nevermind.
I thought I knew it.
I didn't know it.
What is the J. Edgar Hoover building?
Oh yeah!
Hell yeah, Dan.
It just came to me.
I would have said the Pentagon.
No, it wasn't the Pentagon.
It's a D, right?
Dan's pick.
Let's do government building.
For 400.
US coins with a letter P on the face are minted in this city.
What is Philadelphia?
Damn!
What's the other one?
There's D for Denver, I believe.
No, I thought it was Delaware.
Delaware is a state fuck.
San Francisco.
Ali Max pick.
I didn't even know what category that was.
Government buildings.
How is that a government building?
That was a fucking...
It's a city, it's not a government building.
I consider that not a fucking...
Let's do all about blood.
Okay, 200.
This is the name for a phenomenon that happens during a lunar eclipse.
A fucking phenomenon that happens during a lunar eclipse?
Is it when fucking women have their periods all together or something?
I don't fucking know.
Worldwide synchronization.
I don't fucking know.
Worldwide synchronization.
Worldwide fucking period.
Blood moon.
Oh.
Keep it going.
400.
In Breaking Bad, season 5, episode 9...
Fuck! I don't know this shit!
...is named this in reference to Walt's criminal means of acquiring wealth.
What is Breaking Bad?
He broke bad to acquire wealth.
What is blood money?
It has... yes!
It has blood in the answer!
Oh!
I didn't watch Breaking Bad!
I didn't know that was what the category was.
What is Breaking Bad?
The category is called all about blood.
You didn't say that blood is in every answer though!
I wouldn't have fucking guessed that!
But why would that...
That has nothing to do with blood though.
Pick a category.
Fuck my life, dude.
What am I doing?
Fire and Ice, Foreign Language,
Government Buildings,
and all about blood.
600.
This Virginia building was attacked once,
but not by the British.
God damn it.
Who was it attacked by?
That is a fucking humble.
I can't tell you.
Anyone?
The Pentagon.
I thought that was in Virginia.
Oh, it was attacked once.
It was attacked by terrorists.
Terrorists!
I was thinking back...
Ladies and gentlemen, there was a third plane.
Who's face?
Mine.
You got Fire and Ice, Foreign Language, and Blood.
All about blood.
Blood!
What is the mitochondria?
I thought it was going to be like
a hematology question,
and I was ready to go.
Here's a hematology question.
Having a blood type of positive means
you're positive for this factor.
What is RH?
I'm stupid, okay?
I don't fucking know.
See, this is the questions I was looking for in this category.
I was a blue collar.
I'm in the army, man.
I'm fucking retarded.
Keep it going, man.
I fucking hate this category.
800.
Sylvester Stallone plays Rambo in this
1982 film.
The first of the Rambo series.
Rambo First Blood.
I buzzed in! Fuck you!
I buzzed in!
He's the guest!
We both said it at the same time.
Yeah, we did. Split the points.
Wait, how many points does he have?
1400.
Give me all the points!
How much of a negative is he?
1300!
Fine, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Damn, Spick.
You're worse with the points
than I am with the samples.
Keep going.
For a thousand, this potent potable was
named after the former queen of the scots.
What is Bloody Mary?
Jesus fuck.
Wait, what? Potable?
Potable.
Potent drink.
Alcoholic drink.
Say alcoholic drink!
No, it's potent potable.
Tyler's fake.
Blood!
This is the name of a device
used to measure blood pressure.
What is a sphynomenometer?
I'll give it to you.
What is it?
What is a BP Cup?
What do you accept as blood pressure?
Sphynomenometer.
I'm saying BP Cup.
And you use it to listen to the sounds of
cork cough.
Dan Spick, you got fire and ice
in foreign languages.
Fire and ice.
Water freezes at this temperature.
Sorry, can you finish it?
No, you can't. You buzzed in.
In Celsius.
I buzzed in!
Zero degrees Celsius.
Fuck you!
We really got it.
You know what? I'm just going to start
smacking the table.
That seems more logical, to be honest.
Y'all can hear that.
I'm out of the negative.
I'm going to put the buzzer down and look up the strip.
Jesus Christ.
You're in the game now, Danny!
You got a shot, Dan.
I'm ready with my
buzzer.
It's anybody's game.
You got fire and ice for foreign language.
Dan, you've got to pick.
Those are two shitty categories.
400. These three
components are necessary for fire
and are called the fire triangle.
What is
heat,
fuel,
and weight,
oxygen?
Nice!
Actually, it's the fire tetrahedron
and then there's uninhibited chemical reaction.
It's the tetrahedron!
Ready for that, though.
Not ready for that conversation.
I guess keep it going.
Fire and ice. I thought this was going to be Game of Thrones.
Nope.
600. When carbon dioxide freezes, it is known as
this type of ice.
Dry ice! What is dry ice?
Jesus Christ.
Keep it going!
Good shit.
That's what he has to do
to get his points around here.
Nobody believes him when he buzzes in.
Hey, here's our guest. We're going to give you the
buzzer that we just fucking
ignore. I make my own buzzer.
800. This chemical
element is also found in the human
body. It's commonly used as
a fire starter.
Fuck. I think I got that.
Dan.
A fire starter?
Yeah, this chemical
element also found in the human body is
commonly used as a fire starter.
You got this, dude.
You got it.
I was going to say
that.
Did he buy a timeout?
Can I buzz? Yeah.
What is carbon?
No.
I'm going to keep the buzzer down.
I thought it was that too.
We're carbon based life forms.
I have two guesses,
but they're both wrong.
Magnesium. Yeah, I was completely wrong.
What was it?
I was going to say nitrogen or hydrogen.
What's the points
category we got right now?
What's the points we got going on?
Points category.
Delaney's got zero. Dan
Farley's got one.
Fuck you.
Ellie Max got 800. Tyler's got 1600.
I need you two to start fucking
up so I can win with one
point. Guys, this is still anybody's game.
You win with one point. I need to win.
It's Dan's point.
It's Farley's.
Fire and ice and four and nine.
Fuck it. Wait, what?
Fire and ice. Just keep going.
A thousand. Ice sinks
to the bottom when placed in this type of
water which can be lethal to
multicellular organisms.
I think I know it, but it's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
I think I know it too, but I don't want to like
fuck up my life.
Are we going to timeout?
Yes. Heavy water.
Heavy water?
What the fuck?
H3O.
It's used in nuclear armaments and stuff.
It's H3O.
Any more in that? Yeah, we'll do it.
Two thousand.
A man attempting to forge a sword with fire
burned down three blocks of this New York
town in 2018.
Oh damn. Really?
Why would I know that?
Good thing I didn't get it because I thought it was Rensler.
Tyler, you got foreign languages.
Wait, what was that guy's name?
Let's do foreign languages for two thousand.
God damn it.
Two thousand.
This is the official language of Georgia.
The country?
Or the state?
What is Russian?
The country or the state?
The country.
You said that so convincingly.
I thought you were right.
Well, I think it's a Slavic country.
I think so, yeah.
Anyone? No.
That'd be Georgian.
What the fucking?
Georgian's a language?
Apparently. Foreign language for a thousand.
Oh, what happened?
My whole screen just...
I just got the blue screen of death.
How many points?
No, we're good. A thousand?
An official language in the Netherlands and Belgium.
What is Dutch?
Yeah.
I knew it!
Am I at zero again?
No, I got negative one thousand.
Just get the eight hundred and then the fucking six hundred, dude.
And you're positive two hundred.
I need both of those.
I was sure about that Russian one.
I was sure you had it.
Foreign languages.
Stan.
No, he got it wrong.
It's me because he got it wrong.
It doesn't matter because there's one category!
But it does matter with the points.
It does.
800.
Cote d'Ivoire means ivory coast in this language.
The official language of the country.
Cote d'Ivoire?
Spell it.
Cote d'Ivoire.
C-O-T-E-O-I-R-E.
Cote d'Ivoire, it's country.
No?
Wait, hold on a sec.
Cote d'Ivoire?
French.
I was gonna say it!
I was gonna say that but I thought you said it was a daily double.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
That's the most French fucking thing I've ever fucking heard.
Yes!
And neither of us said anything!
Six hundred!
I thought it but you said it was a daily double.
I was really backing you there and now it's just fucking jittery at the button here.
Six hundred!
Name one of the two official languages of Afghanistan.
Arabic.
What?
Bullshit!
What is Urdu?
What's the other one?
Don't fucking look at me like that!
What is Afghani?
Afghani? No.
I'm not doing that.
Guys, we're standing in the wind!
Uhhhhhhhhh...
No, don't just keep taking pot shots!
Okay Tyler, you gotta buzz it.
Buzz in, you pussy!
Dan!
Wait a minute.
What is Russian?
Russian whatever!
So fucking long!
We just named the languages!
Hold on, hold on.
Please don't!
Guys, you were with me five seconds ago!
Everybody's sinking now!
Dan!
I did not!
What are they?
You pushed it!
Pashto and Dari.
Who the fuck knows that?
If I had gone to Afghanistan, I would have!
Alright, what point values do we have?
Two hundred and four hundred.
Fuck! For fucking four.
I'm not coming back.
Negative two thousand.
Come back, it's a beer.
Daily double.
You got thirty six hundred.
Bet it all!
Don't be a pussy.
I'll bet two thousand.
Four hundred.
No, bet it all!
I'm betting four hundred!
I'm betting four hundred.
You're such a pussy.
Tyler, we gotta raise the stakes here.
It's four hundred.
No, I don't! I'm betting four hundred!
You're such a bitch!
Tyler, name three of the five most popular
romance languages.
You lose all your money if you don't get it.
Okay, so we got Italian.
We got Spanish.
We have...
How many do I have to fucking do?
Three.
If you fail to get this one,
I'm gonna throw my buzzer at you.
French?
Yeah.
It took you so goddamn long to say French.
I was hoping you were just fucking
fucked up. You're like, German.
The angriest language!
Finally for two hundred. This language has the highest
number of native speakers.
What is Spanish?
No.
What is...
What is German?
What?
No, I buzzed in.
It was Mandarin.
He buzzed in.
I was gonna try and give as many wrong answers as I could.
Just to bury myself.
What are the point totals?
Delaney's got
negative eighteen hundred.
Farley's got negative thirteen ninety nine.
Hey, back to where I was!
Ali-Max got two hundred.
Oh, shit, I'm in the positive, boys.
Net positive.
Fuck you!
Four twenty!
You're gonna text me your wagers.
How much do I have?
Two hundred? Two hundred.
I should be able to wager.
Even though I have negative.
God Samuels actually...
Can I take it for next game?
Can I wager Tyler's points?
You can't wager my points!
I'm in the negatives. I should be able to wager
thirteen ninety nine of his points.
A negative number.
Will it affect him, though?
How can I wager a negative number?
Exactly.
I think everybody gets wagered zero, but they can wager
what they have in the negatives.
Can I wager a negative five thousand?
But if he gets it wrong,
he gets negative five thousand.
That's not how this works!
I think it should be.
I'm a single player him, but no one else.
Just him.
You can wager a negative number, but
you can't wager a positive.
That doesn't count!
No, I wagered negative five thousand.
But a negative times a positive
does not make a positive.
So fuck you.
What the fuck you talking about?
How many negatives do you have?
Five thousand of them.
There you go. Bet it all.
Bet it all, Dan.
What's the fucking category?
Give me the question number.
Negative five thousand.
Music.
Music? Alright.
Chop chop.
Don't bang in. We text him the answer.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I fucked that up a couple times where I could have won
games and I buzzed in.
I can't open my phone. My fingerprint's broken.
Fuck. Shit, I just
locked myself out of my phone.
We're good.
I think I burned my thumbprint off.
Do method drives.
Um.
Did you text me your wager?
Oh, I have to text you my wager?
Yeah.
The fucking wager that none of you can win.
Besides AliMac, which is
four hundred at most.
Where's the question gonna be?
I know, you guys
have the advantage for
singing the wrong song.
No, you guys have the advantage
for singing further into the negative here.
I wish I was in your shoes.
Wait, they can win?
You got answers? What?
You already asked the question? No, no. I got your wagers.
Alright, cool. I thought you said answers.
The question is, this rock guitarist was featured
with Michael Jackson on the 1982
song Beat It.
What?
Wait.
Say it again.
This rock guitarist was featured with Michael Jackson
on the 1982 song Beat It.
1982.
I win, guys.
I don't know.
If fucking Farley comes out
with the negative five thousand, he can turn that
to positive ten thousand. That doesn't make
sense. I think it makes
a whole lot of sense. Actually, technically,
hang on. It would be addition. Shut up.
Hang on.
I don't even. I would actually come out
with a net positive of six million nine
hundred and ninety five thousand.
That's not math. I agree with
that. Dan,
I don't need to see any proof. I believe you.
That doesn't make sense.
How do you make a negative?
There we go. I'm debating
between sending in a joke answer.
Shut up.
If you add a negative to a negative, it would be even
more negative.
Yeah, a negative five thousand
times a negative thirteen ninety nine.
Shut the fuck up. Here I am.
Why can't I think? I fucking know this.
It's addition.
You don't time-train some gentlemen.
That doesn't make sense. You add.
And if you added a negative to a negative,
it's even more negative.
No, it's not. You piece of shit bitch.
You add a negative to a negative, it's even
more negative. You're negative ten thousand.
Quit being a pussy.
That doesn't know. Yes, it does.
Yes, it does.
Dude, it's basic
math.
Negative five grand.
Sounds like pussy talk.
Plus negative five.
It's negative.
Ali-Mac says who is Sting?
That's a band, isn't it?
I put that in as a joke.
I didn't fucking know. Ali-Mac
bet one ninety nine. He's down to a dollar.
Dan Farley says who is
Slash?
He bet negative five thousand.
He's staying at
negative eighteen hundred.
Tyler says Eddie Van Halen.
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
He bet one dollar.
You bitch.
14-01.
Oh, Dan says Eddie
Van Halen.
Negative hundred thousand.
You can't do that.
Times negative eighteen hundred is
Dan wins with one hundred eighty
million points.
Yes!
Dan wins!
Finally!
Dan wins!
Dan, you blew that one out
of the water.
Yeah, I know. I really got it with that
Beatles are the king of
the father of the crocodile.
What comes from behind
Quinn? That's insane.
Snatched it from the jaws of
a bee. You really got a
double negative situation. Yeah.
Yeah. I like that. You pulled
that out of a left feeling.
That's how Jeopardy works, Tyler.
That was my technique the entire time
is to go into the negative so that I
can multiply by a negative.
That doesn't make sense.
In your fake Jeopardy world
doesn't. This is real Jeopardy.
Stakes are high.
New strats.
New strats, guys.
There's a new meta in Jeopardy.
This is going to usher
in a new age.
You got me with the RH factor one.
This is going to be anarchy.
I thought the whole
thing was going to be hematology.
I like that shit.
Look at what is breaking bad.
That's my downfall.
I would have fucking got blood money.
Tyler had a rage moment against
our math and now it's sad.
This doesn't go.
I accept it.
I take this to the board of directors.
What win is that for Mr.
Delaney here? Zero.
I just wanted to play this.
Just so if you think that
Tyler's smart because he wins all the time.
This guy has an IQ
of 200.
We had to ask the Jeopardy
questions. How do you think you do?
Langen says sometimes he
aces it. Sometimes he can barely
answer a question.
I win fair and square.
You guys have to win.
He fucking saved me.
Usually that kind of mind
does not belong to a person who is capable
of deep thought.
Thank you.
I'm going to go home.
I'm going to celebrate.
I'm going to sleep because I got work
in fucking five and a half hours.
I'm going to go home and celebrate Dan's
win. Thanks for being on Dan.
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Send us an email.
Untie your podcast 73.
And as always be kind yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
I hate everybody who listens to this podcast.
Everybody who listens to this podcast
is fucking retarded.
Who fucking likes this Jeopardy game
is fucking retarded.
I hate everybody
in this room.
I hate your stupid fucking
made up rules.
I think every single one of you should fucking
get in a car accident.
This is karma
for betting all the time.
This is karma.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is karma for having 3600 points
and betting 400 you pussy.
For all we know
robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
I wonder if you got them gay by the end of the day.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the germans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing
They're killing all already born babies
and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as...
Somewhere in China
in some days
there are super soldiers that are at least
9 or 10 feet tall.
Anthropoclesotron, they have dread
with super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
What the hell?
I do not associate with them.
What a fucking monster!
What?
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We gotta go to the fucking moon
because fucking JFK
got assassinated by the fucking
government! He got killed by the CIA!
JFK was killed
by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse
feel them die of this
virus. You feel bump bump bump
beep! Nothing.
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has
taken it to the next level
with the birds.
They know what birds are going to
cross caps with you that you are
going to be able to raise and they are going to
make them so fucking real. They're going to
sink money into them because they know
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts
no circuitry but let me tell you their technology
is absolutely vile.
Which by the way, big brother
is the overlord.
We're only living in the
third dimension!
Woo!
George Soros
is an actual Nazi collaborator
okay? I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real. Okay?
Look it up. Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking
Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive
but he fucking loved it. He was having
a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay? He's not fucking
doing this shit. George Soros
is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking
leader for all this shit. He's fucking
put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it okay?
Everybody's like, oh Donald Trump
is the fucking worst person out there!
Fuck Trump! Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking
Elon Musk, it's everyone out there!
Everybody says, oh Elon Musk is so cool!
Everybody
is saying, Elon Musk is so cool
he made like a place for all this shit.
The actual government is trying
the actual new government, which is George Soros
and all the fucking Nazis
are actually the ones that are turning fucking the whole world.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking
billionaires. The pain, the fucking
wall, by the people in front of group...