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Hey guys, welcome. It's Untitled Podcast.

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Episode 70.

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You're just not even gonna let the fucking song get the episode.

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No, not welcome.

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So, welcome guys.

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I just wanted to start off this podcast by just saying I'm pretty sure Eminem's in the sounding.

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I feel like that's official.

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We're really gonna dive right in with this topic?

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Yeah, I feel like Eminem's in the sounding.

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I can see him going, ah, my dick!

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That kinda felt good though, uh!

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Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 70.

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Here with Ali Mack and Tyler and our special guest, Dan Farley's back.

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Yeah.

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What's up?

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Guess who's back.

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Back again.

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We love to have you on the show.

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He likes.

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It's been too long, mentally.

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I'm getting sounded.

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It's been too long.

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Anyway, Tyler, you're talking about Eminem getting sounded?

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Yeah, I feel like that's just a funny imagery.

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Tyler's secret way of saying that he wants to.

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Every time I've heard about sounding in my life, it's been from you.

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So if I had to put money on somebody being into sounding, it probably would be you.

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Nah, dude.

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So I fucking, I found out about sounding a while back.

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And I just.

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Did a Google search, cause he wanted to know.

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It's just been prominent in your mind for several years now.

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Because it's such a horrifying image to just envision.

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You know, the more you negatively talk about it, the more it sounds like you just love it.

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It just screams.

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I fucking love it.

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I wanna get sounded.

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It gets so defensive that it becomes.

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It's like the Republican.

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I'm not kink shaming you.

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I know.

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We support you.

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We support you.

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It's like the Republican Sanders that are just like, I don't like the gays, but I like

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getting my dick sucked by them.

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Were you guys arguing about Eminem or something?

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Yeah.

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He's kind of cringe.

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He was saying that he's fucking cringe.

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And not only that, that he's cringe.

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Cause a lot of people had that take when he came out before the fucking last election.

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He was like, yo, fuck Donald Trump and said all this shit.

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I thought he was with him for some time.

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What the fuck happened there?

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He was with Trump?

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And now you're like, oh, he's actually kind of a good guy.

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No, I'm not saying that.

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I'm saying that he's cringe and that he's been cringe for like the last 10 years.

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I don't know about that.

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You said 2005.

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You said always has been.

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You fucking.

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So always has been.

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When you went there.

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Suck his dick.

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Or no.

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You're telling me that the real sling shady releasing that album was cringe.

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It is kind of cringe.

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Which album?

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All of them.

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Listen, he's a white boy.

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He shouldn't be rapping.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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He's taking away from you.

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You're just trying to have a hot take to have a hot take here.

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There's no way you actually believe this.

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I don't buy it.

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Little keep.

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Little peep.

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He's not a rapper.

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Come on here and act like it's like, oh yeah, no, he's not.

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He's like, oh yeah, no, he's cringe too.

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Bitch, no, you fucking like little peep.

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You were playing him last week.

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No, I love little peep, but he's not a rapper.

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He's a fucking emo rapper.

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He's not a rapper.

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He's an adapter.

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I'm not a rapper.

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I mean, they still fall into the same parent genre.

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Yes, they're vastly different artists between the two.

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Listen, you mix emo with pretty much anything on the moon.

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I'm pretty sure one's schizophrenic and one's not.

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Well, peep was probably other things.

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I think peep was, was he bi or was he gay?

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He came out as bi and then he was fucking.

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I love Mano Can or whatever.

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He was fucking with Lil Tracy for a while.

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Yeah.

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What the fuck is up with these, all these Lil?

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Fucking pick something else.

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I don't know.

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Lil Tracy.

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What about Big?

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You know he's a little bit fruity with a name like that.

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Big is over Lil.

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Well, Big is like fucking old.

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So if you bring back a classic, cool.

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But if you keep fucking using Lil.

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Lil?

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Yeah.

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I mean, what if I'm, what if I'm fucking medium sized person?

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Do that.

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That would be new and unique.

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We have to do the fucking Lil Pop part, Josh.

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Too many syllables.

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So you got to shorten it.

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Too many syllables.

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Listen to peace about the Lil Pop part over there on second street.

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I love you baby boy.

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Oh, in Minecraft we made a cemetery.

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I forgot about that.

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Speaking of Lil Pop.

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I got to get back on the server.

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I got to get back.

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We made a cemetery in Minecraft.

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I need to continue my trees.

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Your tree.

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Your snowman.

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Are they still there?

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Yeah.

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I'm still a fucking eyesore in our fucking land.

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Too fucking bad.

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Don't touch my trees or I'm going to blow up your fucking Freddy temple.

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I'm still fucking like.

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There's several Freddy temples.

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Yeah.

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I've got enough dynamite.

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I logged in on my fucking phone.

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And your phone almost exploded.

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No, no.

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I'm still like 200,000 blocks away from you guys.

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I had to use his controller to get, I couldn't fucking make it back.

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Wait, no, didn't I?

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Oh yeah.

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No, my house is gone forever.

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I forgot we did that.

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No, we destroyed my bed and then I killed myself.

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So I could go to the spawn point.

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I remember.

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Cause I was, I have the text from you as to where your house was.

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So I know where your house is.

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Oh, we're good.

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I know exactly where your house is.

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It's not lost forever.

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Listen, the nation that we're building is spreading exponentially.

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The nation.

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It started off as a small fucking commune and then it started to become a city.

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Escalated to a cult.

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And then we're, we're, we're straight up coming at a global enterprise.

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I'm mapping it out.

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What's the governing body look like?

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What is the structure?

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So we have a, we have a God emperor, a Freddie.

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Is he kept alive by, by my fucking land.

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Sacrifice their bodies.

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Let me put it this way.

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We're talking about fucking empires here.

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You're not taking my land.

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You have 200,000 blocks of distance away from you.

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We're going to expand all the way out there.

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No, we will hit the world border.

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There is none, but we will hit one.

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We will.

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Every single inch of that is under the empire.

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Everything.

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Yes.

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I'm too.

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It took me.

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I'm pretty sure that I did that.

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No, it wasn't 15 minutes.

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No, it took them like a fucking hour just to get to the spot.

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Yeah.

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It was like a while of me.

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So upset that we started building a whole bunch of like, no, no, I decided I was going

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to go out there and then I heard about all this crazy shit.

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You guys were going back there.

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It was like, oh yeah, no, no, we're really plain legit.

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We just do it for building sometimes.

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And then I fucking came over to Kate and I see a fucking diamond and gold railway system.

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I'm like, yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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And then there was the temple of Freddie in the heavens.

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Then there was just my tree.

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We got more shit now.

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And then there's my fucking tree network that is connected by the skyway.

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I did.

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I did that.

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I also built.

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You did that.

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I did that.

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Fuck you.

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That was my thing.

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I built a clock tower.

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I built central like, like fucking.

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Didn't you start that before?

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Like when I was there?

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No, no, I, I, I, we were going to, because I remember you mentioning it.

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I did when the server first started and I made like a meet.

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I had the attention span to do it for maybe 20 minutes.

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And then I was like, I'm going to go mining.

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If I get into it, I, I autistically like get into Minecraft.

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So do I.

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And like, I can fucking build for like fucking 14 hours.

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That's why I can play farming simulator religiously because I can't not farm.

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I love, I love Minecraft.

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I love building the stuff.

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I'm at kind of a fucking.

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I'm kind of on it.

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Like I can't not be in a deficit for money.

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Like I just, so I went from FS 19 that I had first and I started playing that.

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I just bought FS 22 like the other day and I restarted and I'm like this fucking sucks.

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And then I finally made a good haul and I'm like, all right, this isn't so bad.

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And then I bought something and like, fuck can't do farming simulator.

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Just like, yes, you can.

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If you can do Minecraft and you can autistically focus on that, you can be just like me and you can autistically.

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But you could join a world with me and we could do it together or you could autistically focus on Microsoft flight simulator.

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Yes.

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Like other day.

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Yeah.

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Or you can play a real flight sim and play DCS world.

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So what I do is I get super into a game for like a week and then I just bounce back and forth.

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And truth be told, I'm like primarily single player.

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I like the only times I really play multiplayer games are when I play it with you guys.

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I can't sit down there and play like a game like well, FS is fucking hell divers unless I'm with friends.

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I usually do that, but I'm really forcing myself to play with randoms or at least solo because you can change your matchmaking preferences to either friends only or public.

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I usually just change it to friends only when I want to do a solo run.

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And then like if I want to just mindlessly play a game or fucking boot up farming sim and just do that because you can play that multiplayer or fucking single player multiplayer is a lot easier.

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But still fucking do that.

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I'm a nostalgia fucking freak.

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I just play I'll play like the fucking old Lego Star Wars games and shit.

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Massive on that shit.

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Massive.

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I mean, I will go back and play that too.

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I played through all the old I played all through the old pods up until fucking Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

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And then it was just like infinite warfare included or is that after I think I did not play infinite warfare or advanced warfare.

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No, they were after they were after what the fuck am I talking about?

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I'll play farming some with you.

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Yeah, we'll go farming together.

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Awesome.

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I'm going to hold you to that.

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No, because what I look I normally do like fucking Japanese RPGs like Final Fantasy like that's what I I never played a single Final Fantasy.

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I fucking sink so many hours into Final Fantasy.

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It's ridiculous.

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I've heard good and bad.

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I honestly have no idea what the gameplay looks like.

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I have no clue.

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So it depends on it depends on which one the first 12 are turn based.

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So I don't I also don't understand that there's so fucking many of them like they're all they had to have fallen off.

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No, they're all different stories.

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So it's not like it's not a continuous thing like I mean that's good and bad good.

267
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You got to find one that you really like because Final Fantasy seven is my favorite game of all time.

268
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What the fuck dude?

269
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Smell of shit.

270
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Oh yeah.

271
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Fucking hell.

272
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They're really fucking strong though.

273
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Oh shit.

274
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Final Fantasy 7 is my favorite game of all time.

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And then I got super autistically into Final Fantasy seven and then I played every single game that was a spin off of it.

276
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And I've watched every single piece of media that was a spin off of it.

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That's what I've heard that the Final Fantasy games are more just fucking movies with occasional cutscenes where you play like the cutscene like normal games.

278
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You have small like a couple of cutscenes.

279
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Final Fantasy is just a fucking movie with a side piece of a little bit of gaming.

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So it's pretty much you have the overarching story.

281
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You have their side missions and stuff.

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Then you have your battle system is literally a screen that says attack magic item summon.

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And I think there's one more that you can that like is interchangeable in that.

284
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And then you press attack and then you you select an enemy and then you can attack them or you can use a piece of magic on them.

285
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Just eat a pepper.

286
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Or you can fucking do like a whole bunch of shit like that.

287
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And for me that's a relaxing thing because instead of just fucking like running around like hell divers and stuff which I like.

288
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Oh yeah.

289
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But like it's a mood that you have to be in.

290
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I can sit down and I can fucking just sit there and fucking run around to level my guy up for like fucking six hours.

291
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So like I've never had the issue where I'll fucking tell a couple of friends.

292
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Yeah I'll be I'll be on later tonight and I'll fucking play this game.

293
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It's not a matter of I'm going to lose that mood later because now I'm going to be excited for that.

294
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It's more so I'll be at the beginning of my day and I'll be like I am craving to play this game.

295
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Say it's hell divers.

296
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I'm craving that in the morning.

297
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Soon as I get home I have to fucking work or something.

298
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I don't want to.

299
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I don't want to.

300
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Now I want to mindlessly play something else.

301
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Something slower.

302
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Don't you fucking hate that.

303
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It drives me up a fucking wall.

304
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Like I have to make plans.

305
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And the weird thing too is like especially with me I'll be like so like I'm playing through Skyrim on my Switch right now and I'll be like going to bed the night before.

306
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I'll be like God am I downtime tomorrow.

307
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I can't wait to play Skyrim.

308
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And then I'm at work and I'm still like I have nothing better to do and I just want to watch YouTube.

309
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Like why don't I fucking want to play this game.

310
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Like why is it more effort.

311
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I can put hundreds of hours into this game when I was a kid and like I know it's fun.

312
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Why do I want to watch somebody else play it.

313
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This is all that's my thing.

314
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We all have a HD.

315
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Yeah I have gotten so into watching people play the games on YouTube.

316
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I can't do it.

317
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I can't.

318
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It's weird because sometimes I'll want to watch it but then watching someone else play a game makes me want to play it.

319
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But sometimes it doesn't make me want to play it enough to stop watching them play it because they're funnier than I am.

320
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That's why we want to know you always dream.

321
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Fucking spearman.

322
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Shout out to Ali Max streaming channel.

323
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I don't know.

324
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Definitely left.

325
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Twitch.tv slash definitely left here.

326
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Don't expect to see me any time soon.

327
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One fucking stream ever since I got my laptop and it was like 20 minutes long and I was like.

328
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Was that the one that I was on that I was on or is that.

329
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No that was one of the last ones I did on my old PC.

330
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I did one one night when I played rock and league with Casey and I was like I did 20 minutes and I killed it because I was like I don't want to be showing up right now.

331
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You were asking about this.

332
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Let's just be a group of streamers.

333
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What the fuck.

334
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This is the slur jar.

335
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The legendary slur jar.

336
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The slur jar.

337
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We have to do things with.

338
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Justin how much money have you put in that.

339
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I think there's eight dollars.

340
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You put a buck in last week.

341
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I can't remember what you said.

342
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Those are rookie numbers.

343
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,800
Well we're trying to get monetized eventually.

344
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Did you hear our last episode.

345
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I am not getting monetized.

346
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We might get charged.

347
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That's why you have a slur jar so you can pay off the fees.

348
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Shout out to our sponsors.

349
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That's got enough money.

350
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We're going to have to get Linsky back here.

351
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When he hears what we're talking about he might not want to come on.

352
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Shout out Pringles our sponsor.

353
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They're the only ones that sponsor us.

354
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Buffalo chicken Pringles.

355
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Pringles actually stands by every stance we've ever taken.

356
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Even the extremist ones.

357
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Because Pringles.

358
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Have you seen the fucking mascot for Pringles.

359
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He looks like Hitler.

360
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He's with us.

361
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That might as well be his slur.

362
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,800
We're fucking back into it already.

363
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,800
I saw this tweet.

364
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Can we talk about other ducking mascots that look like Hitler.

365
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,800
So we got the fucking Pringles guy.

366
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,800
We got Charlie Chaplin who looks like Hitler.

367
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We got Mr. Bean.

368
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,800
Charlie Chaplin did that as a bit.

369
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,800
Mr. Bean doesn't look like Hitler.

370
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,800
Mr. Bean looks like Hitler.

371
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,800
Mr. Bean looks like Hitler.

372
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,800
Okay.

373
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Is he short and has black slick hair.

374
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,800
He looks like Hitler.

375
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I think he's a Jew actually.

376
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,800
This would be really funny.

377
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,800
Let me do some Google search.

378
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,800
He's like of the Jewish people.

379
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That's why I'm not saying he's a fucking Jew.

380
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I'm saying that he's of the Jewish faith.

381
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Whoever is out there listening to us.

382
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800
Why?

383
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,800
Charlie Chaplin did the mustache first.

384
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And Hitler took it.

385
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,800
And Hitler took it.

386
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So Hitler can get fucked.

387
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,800
Is Hitler doing copyright infringement on Charlie Chaplin?

388
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He's stealing his likeness and his image.

389
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Also just imagine.

390
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You have to be such a level of evil.

391
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Such a level of evil.

392
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That no one else on the planet can ever have your facial hair ever again.

393
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,800
Just imagine being that notorious.

394
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:13,800
Just imagine if Ali Mack became so notorious that no one ever could have a mustache and a mullet ever again.

395
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,800
That would be hilarious.

396
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,800
I would love that to happen.

397
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Today I'm at school.

398
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We're all sitting in the cafeteria on our lunch break.

399
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And this other dude walks in with a mullet who looks identical to mine.

400
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And the same little dirt stash.

401
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,800
And everyone in my class is like, Alex.

402
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800
What's going on?

403
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800
And I'm like, they're going to be yelling at me.

404
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,800
I'm like, the fuck do you want me to do?

405
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,800
You want to go up and say hi to him?

406
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800
I'm like, yeah, he's got the same haircut as me.

407
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,800
Am I supposed to take offense that he'd fucking come in there with that haircut?

408
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,800
Yes, you have two options.

409
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,800
You either be best friends with him and you both beat him.

410
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800
Or you kill him.

411
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:54,800
You epitomize that personality of becoming the mullet man.

412
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,800
Or you brutally murder him in front of everybody.

413
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,800
That is your only two options.

414
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,800
I challenge him to a gentleman's duel to the death.

415
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,800
Can we bring back duels?

416
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,800
I think that would be amazing.

417
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,800
I think bringing back duels would be great.

418
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,800
Side note, backtracking.

419
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,800
Can you guess the style of what Hitler's mustache is called?

420
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,800
Toothbrush.

421
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Fuck you.

422
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800
Why do you know that?

423
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,800
I know a lot of things about Hitler.

424
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,800
You know a lot of things about the Nazis.

425
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,800
And then compared to your allied knowledge, there's not that much.

426
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,800
Hold on, roll up your sleeve really quick.

427
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,800
I don't got any lightning bolts.

428
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
Wait, can you take your hat off?

429
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800
Make sure we still got hair up there.

430
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,800
Oh, the Hitler Youth haircut.

431
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,800
Okay, okay, okay.

432
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800
Yes.

433
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,800
Hello Hans.

434
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,800
Tyler's learning German on his phone.

435
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I am learning German.

436
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Welcome to the fourth like.

437
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Gesse Flammerwaffe.

438
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Auf Wiedersehen.

439
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Auf Wiedersehen.

440
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Auf Wiedersehen.

441
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Let's talk about what's going on in the world today.

442
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,800
Oh, fuck the world.

443
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,800
World War III is happening.

444
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,800
God damn it.

445
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,800
Jesus Christ.

446
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,800
We always fucking did.

447
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,800
All right, so Casey, tell me what more has happened.

448
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,800
Well, fucking Iran attacked Israel.

449
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,800
Well, yeah, that's true.

450
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,800
Don't ask me.

451
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,800
Israel said they're going to have a counter strike.

452
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,800
Probably.

453
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,800
The US said they're not going to support it.

454
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Yeah.

455
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People are doing these like protests in the streets.

456
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,800
Yeah, dude, they're fucking blocking bridges and people are too much of a fucking coward.

457
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,800
When has the government cared about that?

458
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800
In the States.

459
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,800
They're burning American flags and shouting death to America.

460
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:40,800
Who the fuck in their right mind thinks that burning the US flag in America,

461
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protesting bullshit shit in America is going to fix anything 8,000 fucking miles away.

462
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Yeah, I agree.

463
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,800
All right, America, you're the policing force of the world.

464
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Why?

465
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,800
Because that's the title we've taken over the fucking years.

466
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We've been everywhere on this fucking planet.

467
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,800
People need democracy.

468
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,800
They need managed democracy.

469
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,800
That's right.

470
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800
We need super earth to become one.

471
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,800
So America just needs to fucking imperialize and take over everything.

472
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:09,800
I think that America should take over the entire planet and then we take over the entire galaxy.

473
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,800
Because it is our God given right to take over the fucking galaxy.

474
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Hey fucking men, brother.

475
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,800
But why the fuck?

476
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:25,800
What horrible, twisted, fucked up brain led you to believe that burning the American flag,

477
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,800
chanting death to America, fucking standing in front of a bridge and just hoping you get hit by a car

478
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or me wishing I could fucking hit you without repercussions.

479
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I wouldn't.

480
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I don't care.

481
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What makes you think that's going to fix anything or even change any outcome 8,000 miles away?

482
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Dan, we got to think about the people who are doing this.

483
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:49,800
These hippie minded liberals are out here doing stupid shit because they think they are.

484
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:57,800
These are the same people that, you know, voted for Biden 50 years ago thought that Woodstock would stop Vietnam.

485
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,800
Like you're right.

486
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,800
We're having Vietnam all over again, except we're not fighting it.

487
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800
Yes, we're going.

488
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800
They're telling us to fight it.

489
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,800
But we're like, we're not.

490
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,800
Oh my God, this is literally the flip side of Vietnam.

491
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,800
We're not in it, but they're telling us to get in.

492
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,800
The hippies are now more pro-war than the fucking quote unquote war hawks.

493
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:23,800
They're telling us to go to war to prevent two different people from going to war by us going over there and killing both of them basically.

494
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800
So it's a reverse.

495
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800
I'm down for this.

496
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800
It's a reverse Vietnam.

497
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800
Let's just move the entire Middle East.

498
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,800
Fuck it.

499
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,800
I'm down for this.

500
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,800
Send me over there.

501
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800
Let's go.

502
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,800
Well, it was this step.

503
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:42,800
No, I already know what line I was going for, but it's going to go in the slur.

504
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,800
It would have gone in the slur.

505
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,800
Doesn't fucking matter who I'm shooting like sandbags.

506
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
What are they protesting?

507
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,800
They're protesting, giving aid to Israel.

508
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800
They're protesting whatever the fuck they're protesting.

509
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,800
Where did their fucking testosterone go?

510
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:07,800
Basically, they're protesting the fact that Israel is killing Hamas and Hamas is killing Israel and also Iran attacked Israel.

511
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,800
You know it's bad when we're like, we don't even want your oil.

512
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,800
We don't even want your oil.

513
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
We don't want it anymore.

514
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,800
It is fucking useless to me now.

515
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,800
We got Elon.

516
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,800
We got it figured out.

517
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,800
Your oil's fine over there.

518
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:27,800
No, it's like they're mad because Israel's fighting Hamas and it's kind of like a fucking stalemate right now.

519
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,800
I don't actually know the situation going on with that.

520
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,800
I haven't looked into it because I don't give a fucking shit about it.

521
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800
And then now Iran attacked Israel.

522
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,800
Fuck all of them.

523
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,800
Ukraine, Russia, Hamas, Israel.

524
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,800
They can all go to fucking hell.

525
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800
If they want to kill each other, they can fucking kill each other.

526
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,800
Keep me out of it unless I get to fucking kill all of you combined.

527
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:49,800
You know what's the fucking funny thing though is that it's Muslims and Jewish people fighting each other and they're blaming Christians.

528
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,800
Right now it's hilarious.

529
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,800
And I'm like, we had nothing to do with this one, guys.

530
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,800
Actually, we kind of fucked it up in the beginning when we started the Crusades and we then took the land away from...

531
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,800
Listen, the Crusades were justified.

532
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,800
We already went over this before.

533
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,800
That's true.

534
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800
I'm going to say Dan brings a voice of reason here.

535
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800
The Crusades are justified.

536
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,800
Why?

537
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:16,800
The Crusades were justified because the fucking Muslims back in the Crusade times, first of all, would assassinate people on trade routes, steal other stuff.

538
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,800
The Catholics, specifically Catholics, back in the time.

539
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,800
But who were they assassinating?

540
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,800
And who are you getting this story from?

541
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,800
The actual history?

542
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,800
History is written by the victors.

543
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,800
The Christians don't even want the fucking Holy Land.

544
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,800
The Christians don't want the Holy Land.

545
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,800
We're like, fuck you.

546
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,800
We have the Vatican and fucking somewhere in Utah.

547
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,800
Don't compare me to that bastard.

548
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,800
He quoted that.

549
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:49,800
So history is written by the victors, which means the victor can decide how to paint the picture of the bad guy.

550
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,800
But if we look at history, quote unquote, the Christians lost the Crusades.

551
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800
So why are the Christians still painted as the...

552
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,800
Because we still have more numbers.

553
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,800
He still started the fucking Crusades.

554
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,800
And we had more people alive afterwards.

555
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,800
To force their religion on them, which by the way, we kind of did this thing.

556
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,800
They were not forcing their religion on them.

557
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,800
We knew that the Muslims would never convert, so we just killed them.

558
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800
That's worse.

559
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,800
I can't say we tend to...the Christians didn't technically lose.

560
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,800
They just kind of stopped trying.

561
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,800
Yeah, there's like, fuck it.

562
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,800
Whatever.

563
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800
They wanted to get the Holy Grail at one point.

564
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,800
Guys, this is a lot of really bad PR.

565
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800
We should probably knock it off.

566
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Fuck.

567
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,800
No, I shouldn't say that.

568
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Listen, I would join the next crusade if it happened.

569
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,800
I'm our department.

570
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,800
I mean, don't you think we kind of did the same thing when we came to America?

571
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,800
Us as the white men?

572
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800
That was the other team.

573
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,800
We kind of fucking just slowly were like, forcibly assimilated the names of American poplite.

574
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800
What do you mean assimilated?

575
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,800
We gave them...

576
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,800
No, we just killed them.

577
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,800
We knowingly gave them blankets that were infested with smallpox.

578
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,800
It's not assimilation, that's genocide.

579
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,800
I think that we should start giving out smallpox blankets again.

580
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,800
Well, we weren't super familiar with that.

581
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,800
That was more that they had been exposed to these germs.

582
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,800
We still knew that though.

583
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,800
I don't think that we did that.

584
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,800
Yes, we did.

585
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800
We're Americans.

586
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800
We are good at this shit.

587
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,800
When they discovered it though, they weren't even anticipating people.

588
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800
They didn't even know if there was fucking land.

589
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,800
They just sent it over there.

590
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,800
No, no, we're talking about when they actually landed here and gave them smallpox blankets.

591
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
They knew they were infected with smallpox.

592
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,800
We were like, biological weapon who?

593
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,800
I don't know.

594
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,800
Geneva wasn't even ready yet.

595
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800
I'm not even talking about that.

596
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800
I'm talking much later, like 1800s.

597
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800
Like the Trail of Tears.

598
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,800
You ever hear of the Trail of Tears?

599
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Trail of Tears.

600
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:46,800
Yes, even after that though, we forcibly put Native Americans into white schools.

601
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,800
Made them essentially denounce their religion.

602
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,800
No one's going to pick up on that one except for Dan.

603
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,800
I didn't even hear you, to be honest.

604
00:25:54,800 --> 00:26:00,800
I said, I didn't know you could walk on teardrops.

605
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,800
They would make a very poor road.

606
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,800
Oh my god.

607
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,800
That, yeah, buddy.

608
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,800
That's not a slur jar.

609
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,800
I don't know.

610
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,800
I'm going to have to disagree with you.

611
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,800
I think that that qualifies easily for the slur jar.

612
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,800
Oh my god.

613
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,800
I should probably put some in there just for laughing at that.

614
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800
That was really funny.

615
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,800
That was fucking hilarious.

616
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,800
Oh my god, we're so canceled.

617
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800
The Trail of Tears wasn't.

618
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800
We were canceled before we started.

619
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,800
What are you talking about?

620
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,800
The Trail of Tears was a big deal.

621
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800
Okay.

622
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,800
Colonel Custard got fucked up because he's a fucking idiot.

623
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,800
Is that the guy from the game Clue?

624
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,800
No, yes.

625
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,800
No, that's Colonel Mustard.

626
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800
Colonel Mustard.

627
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Colonel Custard was the guy who got fucked up.

628
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800
It's not Custard.

629
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,800
It's not Custard.

630
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,800
It's Custard.

631
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,800
Custard.

632
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
There's no D.

633
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,800
There's Custard with his fucking D.

634
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,800
I thought he was saying Custard.

635
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800
I didn't hear the D.

636
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,800
I heard Mustard.

637
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,800
He fills the fucking D.

638
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,800
I heard the D.

639
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,800
Very clearly, I'm like, there is no D.

640
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800
It is just Custard.

641
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800
C-U-S-T-E-R.

642
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,800
Listen, I have artistic fucking issues with speech.

643
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,800
I had to take several speech lessons because I am autistic.

644
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800
What are you, speaking cursive?

645
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:16,800
I don't know how to speak English correctly.

646
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,800
I took several speech.

647
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800
I used to have a stutter.

648
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,800
No, you just speak in cursive.

649
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800
General Creme Brulee.

650
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,800
General fucking creme pie.

651
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
That's my favorite.

652
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,800
I know.

653
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,800
From horses.

654
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800
This show sucks.

655
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,800
Why am I even on this show?

656
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800
I just come here every week.

657
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800
Will to live gone.

658
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,800
I come here every single week and every single week somebody's attacking me on something

659
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,800
because like your opinions are wrong think.

660
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,800
You bring them up sometimes because you know.

661
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800
We'll stop having wrong opinions.

662
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,800
Yeah, like that shit you fucking talked about Eminem.

663
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,800
You knew that was going to get a rise out of me and Dan.

664
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,800
So you sent it on it.

665
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,800
I don't believe that you think what you said.

666
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,800
I don't believe it.

667
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:05,800
I'm like pretty sure I knew before this podcast that you were a big Eminem guy.

668
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800
Not big Eminem guy, but you liked him.

669
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,800
So listen, when I was 12 years old.

670
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,800
He did bring this up last week and we're fucking wrapping him in the basement for the first

671
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,800
hour before the podcast.

672
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:21,800
When I was 12 years old, I used to listen to Eminem almost every day because I was a

673
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,800
very nerdy white individual when I was 12.

674
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,800
And I thought that Eminem was the greatest rapper of all time.

675
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Not only because he was white, but because he was talking about random things that I

676
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
could relate to.

677
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,800
And then I started being like, OK, Eminem got me into rap music.

678
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,800
And then I started listening to people who were actually better rappers than Eminem.

679
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800
Because they weren't white.

680
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,800
And I actually enjoy rappers besides Eminem now.

681
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800
Thoughts on the albino rappers.

682
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,800
There's albino rappers?

683
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,800
Probably.

684
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,800
Does this actually sound cool or am I just fucking being a fag?

685
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,800
No, it sounds really fucking loud actually.

686
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,800
It sounds like you're just talking like this constantly.

687
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Oh, you're not wearing headphones.

688
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Sounds like whoever was listening to the episode is going to stop listening to it.

689
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,800
Just cut into that.

690
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,800
I gotta put the mic away from you so I can do it for you.

691
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,800
It just sounds like you're doing this the whole fucking time except it's really loud

692
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,800
and bass boosted.

693
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Welcome to the wonderful world of fucking science fiction.

694
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800
I'm gonna fuck your dad in the ass.

695
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,800
You're fucking my ears right now.

696
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,800
All right.

697
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:37,800
After that small interruption I had, I'm having a small mental breakdown.

698
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800
I believe I can tell.

699
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,800
I think I'm a little manic right now.

700
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800
What the fuck just happened?

701
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800
I'm taking down the operation boys.

702
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,800
I mean, you're drinking a monster.

703
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,800
No, it's a fucking bang.

704
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,800
This is what happens every time I drink this.

705
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,800
Why are you drinking a bang?

706
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,800
When are you gonna sleep in three days?

707
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,800
This is a time check here for the listeners.

708
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,800
It is currently 2200.

709
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,800
It's 10 PM for you fucking normies.

710
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Every time I drink a caffeine heavy drink I act like a fucking maniac.

711
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,800
I think fucking...

712
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Wait a minute.

713
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800
Stop.

714
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800
Hang on.

715
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:18,800
You don't need a fucking energy drink to act like a fucking maniac because that's just who we are.

716
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
But it's worse now.

717
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,800
Boot knife.

718
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800
Okay, listen.

719
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,800
I'm doing call back right now.

720
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Can we talk about that real quick?

721
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,800
At the former company that...

722
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,800
We probably only talked about it four other times.

723
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,800
I don't think we talked about the knife.

724
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,800
I vaguely remember yes in your collection of knives.

725
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800
Yeah, we definitely did.

726
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,800
I think between the two of us we had ten on us.

727
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,800
That's a far call back though.

728
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,800
That's a good call back.

729
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800
I think we had at least ten knives.

730
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800
You remember the strike knife they had? The punch knife?

731
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,800
I had one on my back.

732
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Yeah, I had it in the same spot.

733
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,800
I had one on my back.

734
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,800
I had a boot knife.

735
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,800
God, we were cringe.

736
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
I had a fucking knife here.

737
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,800
I had a knife here.

738
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,800
I mean, after getting...

739
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,800
You were stepping into a fucking combat zone.

740
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,800
Where are we stopping, boys?

741
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,800
You're talking in Christian at a commercial ambulance agency.

742
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,800
I walked into fucking work as a civilian EMT.

743
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,800
More strapped than I went into fucking Somalia, dog.

744
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,800
I had less on me in Somalia than I did in a fucking ambulance.

745
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,800
Listen, you need it.

746
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,800
At what point in Somalia did you look back and you're like, wow.

747
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,800
I was fucking whacked, bro.

748
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800
Every fucking day.

749
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800
I carried one knife on me.

750
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,800
I remember the one day you two were just fucking tossing it up.

751
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Like it's a fucking arms show.

752
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800
We were just juggling.

753
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,800
When we took them all out, like the kitchen table, it was filled.

754
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800
Remember when Chrissy walked in on all our knives on the table?

755
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800
And she's like, what the fuck is she...

756
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,800
She's so fucking...

757
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,800
She's so fucking...

758
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800
To call the police.

759
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800
And Dunham, I think Dunham walked in behind her.

760
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800
And Dunham's like, all right, nice.

761
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,800
Cool.

762
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,800
Didn't Hermans see our collection at one point?

763
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,800
Yeah. And Hermans just goes, whatever.

764
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Hermans wanted nothing to do with it.

765
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,800
He's like, I don't have the training or the skills to deal with this right now.

766
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800
He came in fucking packing during a riot.

767
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800
He did.

768
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,800
He was strapped.

769
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,800
For those who are confused, me and Tyler carried knives.

770
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800
Hermans came in with a fucking gun.

771
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Cat.

772
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800
He had the fucking cattle.

773
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800
I didn't notice that.

774
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,800
He walked into central with the big iron on his hip.

775
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,800
Bro, we had our shirts tucked in and it was sitting on his fucking hip.

776
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,800
How did you not see it?

777
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,800
Yeah, it was during the riot, dude.

778
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,800
I was distracted by the riots.

779
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,800
Oh yeah, we were all sitting outside watching the riots against company policy.

780
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,800
And then fucking he told us to go inside like, we're already out here.

781
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,800
Yeah. And then we were fucking watching the store like right next door get fucking looted.

782
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,800
That was great.

783
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
Just sitting there fucking smoking and vaping.

784
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800
That was great.

785
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,800
That was a fun time.

786
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
It was a good night.

787
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Dude, listen, we only had two calls that night.

788
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,800
Yeah, we did.

789
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,800
It was great.

790
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800
When that shit reached its high.

791
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800
I remember the one night I was working in the booth.

792
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800
It was every time a call went out.

793
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:08,800
Petey, regardless of what the call was, had to clear the scene before an ambulance could even respond to it.

794
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,800
Who was with me?

795
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,800
It was so fucking bad.

796
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:18,800
I responded to one of the barricaded areas where the police were all fucking gathered, like 200 cops in full battle rattle.

797
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,800
They had their three armored fucking APCs just chilling there.

798
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,800
I'm like, what the fuck?

799
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800
Who am I here for?

800
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,800
A cop or a person?

801
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,800
I don't remember who I was with.

802
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,800
I want to say it was either pasta or maybe one of you two.

803
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800
I think I was with Casey that night.

804
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,800
Maybe I wasn't even with pasta.

805
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,800
I don't remember who I was with, but we showed up.

806
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,800
Were you quail?

807
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800
No, no, we were always quail.

808
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,800
We were always quail.

809
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,800
I can't remember this story.

810
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,800
I need to hear more.

811
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,800
It might have been me.

812
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,800
Anyway, we showed up.

813
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:48,800
We had to drive this back way around and there was like three different outposts we had to go through for like a cruiser each.

814
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,800
Then we got to this one wooden barricade, like a sawhorse type shit, and they move it aside.

815
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,800
There's the APCs sitting there with a couple of dudes in full armor.

816
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:57,800
We drive in.

817
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:05,800
It's some fucking dude that was just walking in between the line of cops and the people got pepper sprayed by somebody.

818
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,800
The cops pulled him in because he stumbled toward the cops.

819
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,800
And they're like, and he's like, I don't fucking know what happened.

820
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,800
And they're like, maybe you shouldn't have walked in the middle of fucking riot, idiot.

821
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,800
So they called nameless and we showed up and we treated him and we said, don't be a dumbass.

822
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,800
No, they were fiery, but mostly peaceful.

823
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,800
He needs some milk.

824
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:31,800
That's basically what we all I wish we had a carton of milk because I would have just dumped it on his fucking face and thrown the scope practice out the window.

825
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,800
Yep.

826
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800
Listen, it's a riot.

827
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,800
All all all things go out the fucking window.

828
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,800
Yes, 100 percent.

829
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,800
Milk is technically in the New York state protocols.

830
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,800
You suppose for a supposed to put.

831
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,800
Yeah, for an evolves tooth.

832
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,800
It goes into milk.

833
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,800
I've read about that.

834
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,800
Not like, dude, what?

835
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,800
It says milk fucking havoc.

836
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,800
Mini fridge in their fucking boys.

837
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,800
I pack in my cold meds.

838
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,800
You expect me to fucking change the milk in the refrigerator.

839
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,800
I'm sorry.

840
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,800
If there's a refrigerator in an ambulance, I'm not stocking that with a fucking gallon of milk or a half gallon.

841
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,800
Yeah, I'm putting you just put it in fucking normal.

842
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,800
I'm putting water, but so much goddamn monster in that.

843
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,800
So much.

844
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800
I changed my mind.

845
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,800
This is a fight for is actually responsible for 9-11.

846
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,800
Oh, my God.

847
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,800
Again.

848
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800
No, I just change it back.

849
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,800
So anyway, Dan, you want to come ghost hunting with us this summer?

850
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,800
Absolutely.

851
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,800
The conjuring house.

852
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,800
You can't just drop a line on me like that and then just fuck.

853
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,800
Why?

854
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,800
I don't want to die.

855
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,800
No, dude, I'm going.

856
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800
He's going.

857
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,800
He's going.

858
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,800
You should come with us.

859
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Dan refuses to go.

860
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800
Delay is not going.

861
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,800
And we need a Dan.

862
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,800
So you're our guy.

863
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,800
You're it.

864
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,800
We need a Dan there.

865
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,800
We need a Dan there.

866
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:52,800
I feel like I don't have a choice, but I definitely want one.

867
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,800
No, you know, it's the house from the movie.

868
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800
Yeah, like you can have yours.

869
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,800
I'm pretty sure that house still got haunted from the fucking movie.

870
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800
Yeah, no, it's the movies.

871
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800
The movies what did it.

872
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800
It's based on a true story.

873
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,800
You're really not selling this to me there, buddy.

874
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,800
I want to do it.

875
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,800
I don't think that I don't watch.

876
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,800
I hate horror in general.

877
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,800
Oh, I love what is fucking based on a real story.

878
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800
I avoid it like the fucking play.

879
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800
I'm like, no, I'm not fucking with this today.

880
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,800
Sorry, demons.

881
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800
Have I got enough of them in my head already?

882
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Just so you know, that's coming across on the one girl.

883
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,800
If I go like this, I can go on yours, too.

884
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,800
The one girl is like, I see dead people in the.

885
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800
I hear dead people in the wall.

886
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800
I fucking hate you so much, Tyler.

887
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,800
And then they fucking found the bodies of like soldiers from like the American.

888
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,800
You know what?

889
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800
They also found that in front of FedEx and fucking water.

890
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,800
Believe that's what I understand you had a bang, but it's literally just a constant

891
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,800
rattling in our ears.

892
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800
Fucking clip.

893
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800
Yes.

894
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,800
So, yes, in front of you, I'm trying to be in front of the FedEx and water.

895
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,800
They dug up three Revolutionary War soldiers.

896
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,800
Oh, they have muskets.

897
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,800
Give me one of them shits.

898
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800
I have two muskets, actually.

899
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Dude, I'm going to.

900
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800
So there's a guy.

901
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,800
I don't know what fuck his name on Instagram.

902
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,800
I mean, it's cash tuck reader.

903
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,800
He makes fucking muskets from hand.

904
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800
That's by hand.

905
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800
And they're fucking amazing.

906
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,800
And I want one, but they're like, no money.

907
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,800
Are you on fucking Trink, Tyler?

908
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,800
You ever see those people?

909
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,800
I have seen a few on Trink.

910
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,800
Anyway, I suppose, gentlemen, I suppose I'm very much against my will.

911
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,800
I will accompany you on this.

912
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,800
That'd be great.

913
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800
We'll lock you in the.

914
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,800
When is it?

915
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,800
Sometime this summer.

916
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,800
I don't know.

917
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,800
I guess not in the month of June, because literally I am not going to be around for the entire month of June.

918
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,800
And then I don't know when my other long drill is.

919
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800
So I'll have to get back to you on that one.

920
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,800
I just don't think anything's going to happen there.

921
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,800
I'll sleep in the fucking.

922
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,800
Don't fucking jinx it.

923
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,800
Dickhead.

924
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,800
I'll sleep in the fucking like myself.

925
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,800
By myself.

926
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,800
Why are you?

927
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,800
I just said I wanted to.

928
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,800
Fucking addicts.

929
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Why are we sleeping?

930
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,800
You get in the basement, you son of a bitch.

931
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,800
Fine, I'll go in the basement.

932
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,800
Why are we sleeping there?

933
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,800
Um, um, um, why are we sleeping there?

934
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,800
You don't have to, but you can.

935
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,800
Yeah, they keep saying they're going to sleep.

936
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800
I'm like, why would you want to sleep?

937
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Why would you want?

938
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,800
I can't sleep.

939
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800
To fucking prove that I could.

940
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,800
Yeah, dude.

941
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:09,800
I'll sleep.

942
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800
I just gotta go there after a shift.

943
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,800
I'll be like, oh shit.

944
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,800
Oh, this place is haunted.

945
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,800
Oh, fuck.

946
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,800
That's why we're here.

947
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800
If this is the movie house, is the movie house a prop house?

948
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,800
No, it's like the actual place where it happened.

949
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800
It's the place where the conjuring.

950
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,800
It's not the place from the movie.

951
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,800
It's not the place in the movie.

952
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,800
It's a different house in Rhode Island.

953
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800
So it's not the actual conjuring house.

954
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800
It is the movie house.

955
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800
No, it's not the real one.

956
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800
It's the real one.

957
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,800
It's the real one.

958
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,800
Not the prop house.

959
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,800
Not the movie house.

960
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,800
It's the one that the movie one is based on.

961
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,800
Oh, okay.

962
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,800
So why would you sleep in it?

963
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,800
Because I want to fucking do this shit.

964
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,800
I've slept in very, I slept in several haunted places.

965
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800
I'm not going to sleep in the same bed.

966
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,800
We're going to touch tips.

967
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,800
We're going to dock and fall asleep in the fucking.

968
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,800
That's going to be just to fucking flex on the demons.

969
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,800
Yo, check this out.

970
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
This ain't gay.

971
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800
They were fucking scared of you.

972
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,800
Yes, I am.

973
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,800
Okay, better question.

974
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,800
Do you think you'd be able to jerk off in the conjuring house?

975
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,800
Fuck no.

976
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,800
That's where I'd rather be.

977
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,800
I'd be too afraid of a ghost trying to cut my dick off.

978
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,800
The demon is going to come through your.

979
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800
It doesn't say you can't on the website.

980
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800
It just says no drugs.

981
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,800
It says no drugs, so you can come.

982
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800
You can jerk off.

983
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,800
You can jerk off.

984
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,800
I'll go to the bathroom.

985
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,800
I'll jerk off.

986
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,800
See if anything happens.

987
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,800
No drugs.

988
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,800
I'm out.

989
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,800
I'll fucking, I'll jerk off.

990
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,800
What's in that?

991
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,800
What's that?

992
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Nicotine.

993
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,800
It says.

994
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,800
What?

995
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,800
That smells good.

996
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
What flavor is that?

997
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800
Menthol.

998
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,800
The fuck is wrong with you?

999
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800
What is that?

1000
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,800
Get a fucking flavor.

1001
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800
It's not New York.

1002
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,800
You still can.

1003
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800
There's certain sites.

1004
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,800
Yeah, I've gotten, I've gotten several from.

1005
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Everyone in my class has fucking fruity ones and there's two gas stations on the road I

1006
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800
live on that I can get them off of.

1007
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Yeah, the gas station right next to my house.

1008
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,800
Well, not next to you.

1009
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,800
Any.

1010
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,800
Quarter of my fucking house.

1011
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800
Any.

1012
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Any sketchy gas station.

1013
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,800
Any Sanoco or Bodega.

1014
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800
I don't know if this is a slur.

1015
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800
Any Haji Mart.

1016
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800
I don't think it is.

1017
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,800
No, that's not a slur jar.

1018
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
That's not a slur jar.

1019
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
I mean, look.

1020
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800
Little Abibi.

1021
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,800
You can give me whatever I want.

1022
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:19,800
That's not going to be the fucking straw that breaks the fucking camel's back here.

1023
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800
We've said a lot worse.

1024
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaking of which, did I ever tell you that my grandmother, my grandmother who is 62,

1025
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,800
63 years old.

1026
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800
Why do you have such young.

1027
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,680
We talked about this earlier, but why do you have such young.

1028
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,080
Because my parents had me at 18 and then their parents had them at 18.

1029
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,080
So that's why.

1030
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,080
Yeah.

1031
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,600
I don't have a kid that I know of yet.

1032
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,640
But probably the best for everybody.

1033
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:47,680
But I was, my grandmother, my grandmother does not know that calling them Haji's is

1034
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,800
not is incorrect and politically incorrect.

1035
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,680
She just goes, oh yes, the Haji people.

1036
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,200
I'm like, that's not, you don't say that, but that's really funny.

1037
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,200
So I'm not going to correct you.

1038
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,800
My grandpa called my Asian the orientals.

1039
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:08,320
Why the fuck is your water jet?

1040
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,320
Hit me with that brother.

1041
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,320
I want to take some.

1042
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,320
I just changed the coil.

1043
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,320
Casey, Casey, let me see it.

1044
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,320
I got this.

1045
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,320
Oh, oh my God.

1046
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,320
I'm fucking crying.

1047
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,800
It's got a lot of nicotine.

1048
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800
It's not fucking harsh.

1049
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800
Oh my God.

1050
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,720
The first hit I took, I fucking chucked it.

1051
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:27,200
Oh, it feels like I just inhaled a fucking cigar.

1052
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,560
Oh, that is really the.

1053
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,560
That's rough.

1054
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,560
I love it.

1055
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,920
I don't think it's hot.

1056
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,360
It just comes out fucking dead.

1057
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,720
The first hit I took.

1058
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,520
It's got 50 of nicotine.

1059
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,680
I just changed a new.

1060
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,280
That's why I'm on cloud nine.

1061
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,280
Holy shit.

1062
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,280
I can't inhale that.

1063
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,640
Let me get one more hit of that.

1064
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,720
I got a fucking head rush.

1065
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,480
I haven't gotten a head rush in a long time.

1066
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,480
Holy shit.

1067
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,480
Wow.

1068
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Thank you, Casey.

1069
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,480
That feels great.

1070
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,640
I haven't had a head rush in forever.

1071
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,640
Did I tell you.

1072
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,640
Even with smoking cigarettes?

1073
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,520
Dude, I don't get it from smoking cigarettes.

1074
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,520
You don't.

1075
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,520
You don't get.

1076
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,080
Because cigarettes aren't concentrated nicotine.

1077
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,080
But you know, fuck.

1078
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,800
That's way too harsh for me.

1079
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,880
Cigars still like if it's a if it's a dark cigar, I get head rushes from them still.

1080
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:22,040
I still get head rushes from like a high, but I don't vape that much anymore.

1081
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,720
Dude, like I barely even.

1082
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,160
I don't even base.

1083
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,400
I don't smoke unless I'm a drill or here and I don't vape period.

1084
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,760
What about what about Stokes?

1085
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,760
Stokes?

1086
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,760
Yeah, I have my fuck.

1087
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:38,160
So the next dog, you know, I got to find because I only ever showed you guys I had my like

1088
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Gandalf fucking pipe.

1089
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,960
Yeah, yeah.

1090
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,320
I got to find it because I don't know where it is right now.

1091
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,080
And then next dog, you know, I'm gonna fucking bring that shit because I have about a pound

1092
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,480
of like premium Bavarian blend tobacco.

1093
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,820
I got my pipe tobacco that I got is rum.

1094
00:42:55,820 --> 00:43:00,600
It's Sutliff Sutliff, something like that rum.

1095
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:06,640
And it's fucking it tastes like you're fucking you're smoking a Captain Morgan private stock.

1096
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,280
And I'm like, that's fucking great.

1097
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:16,800
I love I love like my neighbor back that like calling back to next last episode, my neighbor's

1098
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,360
being more insane now.

1099
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,320
He's gonna murder his wife.

1100
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,560
He's not gonna murder his wife.

1101
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,160
But like I was I was sitting outside and I was smoking a cigar again out in my like my

1102
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,320
back like driveway.

1103
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:33,800
I hang out because like I think I talked about last episode, but like it like overlooks like

1104
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,160
like a little stream and then like a nature trail.

1105
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,440
So I'm sitting back there and I just hear bang, bang, bang, bang.

1106
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,600
I'm like, what the fuck is I'm hearing it through my headphones again.

1107
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,360
I'm like, what the fuck's going on?

1108
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,320
This guy's taking a fucking sledgehammer to his car and just fucking smash.

1109
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,880
I have I sent the video in the chat.

1110
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,840
The dudes fucking smashing his car with a fucking sledgehammer.

1111
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:04,040
He's just going to fucking blame it on you and what the fuck is going on?

1112
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,160
It's like I gotta fucking call the cops.

1113
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,000
This guy's going nuts.

1114
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,800
I feel like I got to keep I gotta keep tabs on him and keep on talking about him on the

1115
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,560
podcast just so I have a backlog.

1116
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,760
Oh, Tyler, you're just gonna be a prime witness for when murder happens.

1117
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,320
Yeah, then we're gonna be like, wow, we really wish we called earlier.

1118
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,320
Oh shit.

1119
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,320
Here we go.

1120
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,760
Remember when people had vapes that would just blow up in their face when they had to

1121
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:33,280
remember when you drop kicked my fucking box mod and exploded?

1122
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,280
No.

1123
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,280
Yeah, I do.

1124
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,320
Because that was fucking one hundred and twenty dollars if you fucking kicked.

1125
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,320
What box did you have?

1126
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,280
I had this was a smock.

1127
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,720
It was a smock fucking a tea priv.

1128
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,240
I had the smock alien and then the smock stick.

1129
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,240
I had a tea priv.

1130
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,840
And then the smock fucking pod thing like that.

1131
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,960
The tea priv was my favorite.

1132
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,760
I fucking loved it.

1133
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,880
I always just use the disposables as soon as they they were there because once they

1134
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,600
tasted so much better than you remember when the puff pluses became like the rave.

1135
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,600
Yeah.

1136
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,400
And then it was like all the thing and then it transitioned to hide and hide is currently

1137
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,640
like still there.

1138
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,640
Yeah.

1139
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,240
And then it's like there's also elf bars, but they kind of died out really quick.

1140
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:14,200
And then I don't know what else there's hide is still a reigning champ.

1141
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,200
Yeah.

1142
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,200
Yeah.

1143
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,520
And hide always was because it was just like it was a good name brand.

1144
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,520
Yeah.

1145
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,360
I had a bar is just looked sketchy.

1146
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,800
Like they could be so easily just replicate.

1147
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,480
But hides like they had like the they were the first ones to do.

1148
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,680
I don't know what verification thing on him to.

1149
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,720
They also went through multiple fucking redesigns.

1150
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,920
Yeah, that's the that's the box I had.

1151
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,920
Remember the hide raids.

1152
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,480
They were like the fucking I love those ones, ones that lit up rain.

1153
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,480
Yeah.

1154
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,880
They had like six different redesigns and six different designs of the hides.

1155
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,560
And now they're back to the old tried and true and trusted square one.

1156
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,560
Yeah.

1157
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,800
Because I remember in because I still see him at my gas station.

1158
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,240
I'm like back in the day when I when we worked at a fucking one.

1159
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,240
I had the two different flavors on them.

1160
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,840
Oh, those are fucking.

1161
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840
Yeah.

1162
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,360
But I always got the winter green one because I fucking loved it.

1163
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,920
But like it was fucking nuts, dude.

1164
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,560
I would just always get something different.

1165
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,200
I never had like a favorite flavor.

1166
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,440
You just get burned out on them by the time you're done with it.

1167
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,720
Casey, you want to hand me a lawn chair?

1168
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:13,200
I'm so sick of sitting in this.

1169
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200
I don't like having a chair.

1170
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,400
Yeah, I like having good posture.

1171
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:23,360
So we had one of the things that I did a lot was we when when flavors were legal in New

1172
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:28,120
York, I would get Arctic Blitz is what it was called.

1173
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,240
And it was pure mental.

1174
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,240
It was hated.

1175
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:36,520
So the cold weather, you take one hit, you're like, it felt like it felt like you were you

1176
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:42,320
went outside and like fucking like 12 degree weather weather weather weather weather weather

1177
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,320
weather.

1178
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,320
It's OK.

1179
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,320
You can try again.

1180
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,320
Try again.

1181
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,560
It was 12 degree weather 12 degrees.

1182
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,400
And and like you would just like breathing in.

1183
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,280
You're like, holy shit, this is brutal.

1184
00:46:53,280 --> 00:47:00,880
And then but like Smoker's Choice, when they used to brew their own flavors, they're what?

1185
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,640
They were oh my God, it was fucking phenomenal mix and match.

1186
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,640
What do you mean?

1187
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,600
They use they are they probably like they quote unquote.

1188
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,920
Yeah, they stopped because of the fucking rule.

1189
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,220
But you know, for a fucking delicious they had a cherry flavor and it tasted exactly

1190
00:47:15,220 --> 00:47:17,760
like like the cherry like candy drops.

1191
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,320
And I was like, this is fucking awesome.

1192
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:25,300
And then like two years later, they would cycle through flavors.

1193
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,520
They stopped selling cherry one after like three months.

1194
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,680
I'm like, you motherfucker.

1195
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,200
And then they're like then two years later is when they cut out the flavors.

1196
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,440
And I'm like, no, no.

1197
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,960
I when I when I old coworkers when I was doing the flooring, he had one we went down Pennsylvania

1198
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960
for a job.

1199
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,640
We were in that we were there for months and he got a flavor.

1200
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,920
The yet it's a generic flavor is pink lemonade.

1201
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:55,080
I had never had it before in all the years that I was fucking vaping and using the disposables

1202
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,400
and the hides.

1203
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,160
Never had pink lemonade.

1204
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,160
Had it fell fucking in love with it.

1205
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,840
I was two and a half months into quitting nicotine at the time.

1206
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,360
Stone cold sober.

1207
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,960
It takes three months for the receptors to die in your brain.

1208
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,400
Then you have no more cravings.

1209
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:15,000
Yeah, I was two weeks away from that point.

1210
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,580
And I hit the I hit the pink lemonade.

1211
00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:19,320
And I'm like, nope, I'm back.

1212
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,440
I'm back, baby.

1213
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,620
And I fucking started Hoffin pink lemonade.

1214
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:27,880
So to quote, so to quote, bringing out the dead.

1215
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,880
The first one's always the best.

1216
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,100
And but like I my favorite was the cherry.

1217
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:40,160
Then I had I think it was called like Arctic cherry, which was like menthol cherry.

1218
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,160
It was weird.

1219
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,160
I didn't like that one.

1220
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,800
Fruity Pebbles was the last one that I got.

1221
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,140
And it was pretty good.

1222
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:51,360
But they also might might go to when they got rid of cherry was Captain Crunch.

1223
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,360
Captain Crunch.

1224
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,360
You guys had the Captain Crunch.

1225
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,760
That sounds actually pretty good.

1226
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,760
It was really fucking good.

1227
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,480
Well, this is this I'm an M song.

1228
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,000
That was till I collapse.

1229
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,200
I used to listen to this all the time in like middle school while running.

1230
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,200
Yeah.

1231
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,200
Like I said, kind of cringe.

1232
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,360
He's just complaining how he's not on the rap fucking top 10 list or something.

1233
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,360
It's like every other fucking rapper.

1234
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,360
It's kind of cringe though.

1235
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,360
I'm sorry.

1236
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:27,360
You know what I say?

1237
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,360
Black Power.

1238
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,360
I still don't know if you're welcome back to the podcast.

1239
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,360
So 70.

1240
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,360
We're here with Dan.

1241
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,360
Not much.

1242
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:35,360
Both Dan.

1243
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,360
Double D. Double D. What's up?

1244
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:39,360
Sorry.

1245
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,360
So we cut out.

1246
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:46,360
So that cut off that you heard.

1247
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,360
Welcome back.

1248
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,360
Nothing interesting was said.

1249
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,360
We're just theorizing in Minecraft.

1250
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,360
It was just us fucking reminiscing.

1251
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,360
It wasn't it wasn't anything that you guys didn't know.

1252
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,360
As I was saying before the break, did you know that Sandy Hook was demolished after

1253
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,360
the shooting?

1254
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,360
No.

1255
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,360
Yeah, it was the whole school.

1256
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:11,360
You didn't cut that one specific thing out.

1257
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,360
What?

1258
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,360
Oh no.

1259
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,360
I did cut it out.

1260
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,360
Right?

1261
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:17,360
Yeah.

1262
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,360
So he said something along those lines, but you know, did you hear how they rebuilt it?

1263
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,360
It's fucking nuts.

1264
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,360
They made it quote unquote shooter proof.

1265
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,360
They fucking it looks like a fucking I shit you not.

1266
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,360
I watched the documentary on it.

1267
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,360
It looks like a call duty map.

1268
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,360
Like the fucking it there's cover in the hallways and shit.

1269
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,360
Yo, I'm going there.

1270
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,360
Yeah.

1271
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,360
Wait, wait, hang on.

1272
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,360
Hold on.

1273
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,360
Wait a minute for training purposes.

1274
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,360
That's even worse.

1275
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,360
I'm not going there for practice.

1276
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:52,360
I'm not going to test it to make sure it works.

1277
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,360
I don't think you're digging a better hole.

1278
00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:01,360
I'm not trying to say it's like a conspiracy theory, but it is fishy that they just plowed

1279
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,360
it down.

1280
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,360
Yeah, exactly.

1281
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,360
They did that also in the in the classroom.

1282
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,360
I also I mean like how the fuck are you going to be like, oh yeah, don't worry.

1283
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,360
Just little Timmy and Cindy and Jimmy got fucking blasted in there.

1284
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,360
Like you can't have your like you know, want their kid going to school in that building.

1285
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,360
Right.

1286
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,360
Oh, but I mean, I get both sides of it.

1287
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,360
But Columbine didn't get bulldozed.

1288
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,360
Did it?

1289
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,360
No, but we didn't.

1290
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,360
Columbine?

1291
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,360
Oh, in Colorado.

1292
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,360
Columbine?

1293
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:39,360
Well, Columbia High School where I went and fucking we had a shooting a long time ago.

1294
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:44,360
And the old principal who was still there when I was in school, he took a fucking shotgun

1295
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,360
blast to the leg and tackled the shooter.

1296
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,360
School did not get bulldozed.

1297
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360
Because he's a fucking hero.

1298
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,360
Oh wait, there was a school shooting.

1299
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,360
Good old what?

1300
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,360
I fucking forgot his name.

1301
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,360
Yeah, yeah, I heard about that.

1302
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,360
Casey, would you mind if I?

1303
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,360
Dude walked around like this.

1304
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,360
You're a good man.

1305
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,360
I mean, you take a bullet in the leg, you take a shotgun blast away.

1306
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,360
You know what, that was like while you were there.

1307
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,360
Well, no, that was before me.

1308
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,360
That was like 10 years before me.

1309
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,360
But hey, dude, you fucking take a shotgun.

1310
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,360
Oh, the cop walked around like that.

1311
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,360
No, the principal who took a shot walked around like that.

1312
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,360
Hey, listen, the principal was still there.

1313
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,360
You take a shot, I give it to you.

1314
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,360
You can walk around like a douchebag.

1315
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,360
Hell yeah.

1316
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,360
He drove like a Mazda Miata.

1317
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,360
He was like six, four, huge guy, jacked as fuck.

1318
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,360
Walked around like a douchebag and drove a Miata.

1319
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,360
It was a hard top me.

1320
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:37,360
I think it was a Miata.

1321
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:42,360
It was a hard top fucking convertible piece of shit that was no bigger than a shoebox.

1322
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,360
Dude, doesn't fucking Sanders drive like a fucking like.

1323
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,360
Nissan Altima.

1324
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,360
Yeah, and like he just like is like this.

1325
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,360
He doesn't fit in it.

1326
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,360
It's hilarious.

1327
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,360
Watching that man get in and out of a Humvee was the best fucking thing I've ever witnessed.

1328
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,360
I figured Humvees were big, though.

1329
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,360
No, I do.

1330
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360
Do you have no legroom in that?

1331
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,360
Really?

1332
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,360
Like you are not built.

1333
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,360
You would not have legroom in that.

1334
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,360
I wouldn't have legroom.

1335
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,360
You wouldn't have legroom in that.

1336
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,360
Damn, that's a problem.

1337
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,360
So Sanders is six, seven.

1338
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,360
Yeah, no, he's six, ten.

1339
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,360
He's six, ten.

1340
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,360
He's six, ten.

1341
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,360
Oh my God.

1342
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,360
Damn, that's got to be like a fucking.

1343
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,360
He's a big boy.

1344
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,360
Death trap and an IED.

1345
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,360
Love him to death.

1346
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,360
I haven't seen that.

1347
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,360
I haven't seen him in forever.

1348
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,360
Talk about claustrophobic.

1349
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,360
Yeah.

1350
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:28,360
He would fucking sleep in those things because he couldn't fit in the Army issue tent.

1351
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,360
So he would instead be like, fuck this.

1352
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,360
And he would just go lay his back.

1353
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,360
He'd be propped up kind of like this and on the back seat.

1354
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,360
And each leg would be on the driver's seat and then the passenger seat.

1355
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:48,360
And you would go to wake him up in the morning and you would open the front door and be like, there's a foot here.

1356
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,360
And then you go to open the back door and an arm would fall out.

1357
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,360
And he'd be like, where the fuck is this man's head?

1358
00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:02,360
If there was, if our Humvees had turret ports because not all of them do, his head would just be poking out.

1359
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,360
Have to do a fucking scavenger on some guy.

1360
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,360
He needs his coffin.

1361
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,360
Who was this guy?

1362
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,360
Sanders.

1363
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,360
Scott Sanders.

1364
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,360
And he, and he was his son.

1365
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,360
I think the best line he ever had was.

1366
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,360
No, Saunders is short.

1367
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,360
Saunders is a short dude.

1368
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,360
Saunders is another great guy.

1369
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,360
Oh yeah.

1370
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,360
But like, no Sanders is.

1371
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,360
Sanders is tall and skinny.

1372
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:28,360
The best line Sanders had though is he's like, I've served three combat tours or whatever it was.

1373
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,360
And he's like, and I didn't see shit like I see here.

1374
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:35,360
It's like, yeah, I see shit worse than war.

1375
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,360
Sanders Sanders is one of my favorite guys.

1376
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,360
I didn't know that you like served that closely with him.

1377
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,360
Yep. He was actually my first sergeant when I got to my unit.

1378
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,360
He was the first person I ever met.

1379
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,360
Which is so weird that you had seniority to him at fucking.

1380
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,360
That was hilarious.

1381
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,360
I made sure to let him know it too.

1382
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,360
He's like, I'm senior to you.

1383
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,360
I trained him.

1384
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,360
That's so funny.

1385
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,360
Did you know any of the people in the helicopter crash?

1386
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,360
I did.

1387
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,360
I knew the female.

1388
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:00,360
Oh wow.

1389
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,360
She was actually a close family friend of my family.

1390
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:08,360
She wasn't, we were close for a time, but I was closer to her brother and her father.

1391
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,360
Wow.

1392
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,360
So.

1393
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,360
I got sent home from drill when I found that out because I let my sergeant know and he

1394
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,360
brought up the first star and they sent me home immediately.

1395
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,360
I went to the services that was two weeks ago.

1396
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,360
Yeah.

1397
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,360
Aren't you a sergeant now?

1398
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,360
Yes.

1399
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:30,360
So like, how does that like, are you like, if you are the highest ranking person and

1400
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,360
you need to like go on like a leave, who do you report to for something like that?

1401
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,360
The highest ranking?

1402
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,360
There's always someone above you.

1403
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,360
Oh, there's always someone above you.

1404
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,360
Oh, the highest rank is the president.

1405
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,360
He's the five star.

1406
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,360
Yeah, I get that.

1407
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,360
So.

1408
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,360
There's always someone above you until you hit that rank.

1409
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:51,360
Like if there's like no one like in the field, like would you like, leave command to somebody?

1410
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,360
Yes.

1411
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,360
So let's say it's me and I've got my soldiers, right?

1412
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,360
And I have an emergency that I need to fucking lean for.

1413
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,360
Say we're at drill.

1414
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,360
Now in a platoon, there's going to be different squads.

1415
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:10,360
So my squad, I would go to my other squad leads, say our platoon sergeant is gone and everyone else is the same fucking rank, right?

1416
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,360
I would go to one of my squad leads and be like, hey, I got to get the fuck out of here.

1417
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:23,360
And I would probably go, I would actually have to go find my first sergeant, the company first sergeant, there's one of him.

1418
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,360
And he would bring it up and he'd give me the go no go to get the fuck out.

1419
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,360
Or he'd say, sorry, fuck you.

1420
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,360
Not that big of an emergency.

1421
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:37,360
That's happened in the active duty before, like somebody was denied leave to go witness the first birth, the birth of their first child.

1422
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,360
That shit happens in the active duty.

1423
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,360
That's fucking nuts.

1424
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:44,360
That's one of the main reasons why I don't go active duty because I can't deal with the fuckmuck games.

1425
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,360
You have literally no, you sign away all rights as a human.

1426
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,360
Yeah, aren't you like property of the government?

1427
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,360
You are. I am property of the government.

1428
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:55,360
However, I have a bit more freedom and liberty because I'm not always under the government's control.

1429
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,360
You're a free links guy.

1430
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:01,360
I am exactly what we were talking about earlier being an on call doctor.

1431
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,360
I am an on call soldier when I am not drilling.

1432
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:11,360
If they want me to go do something, they tell me and I have to do it or they arrest me and then make me do it.

1433
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,360
That's how that works.

1434
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,360
If you don't show up to drill, they send local PD to your house.

1435
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,360
Stop.

1436
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,360
Yep. It's a welfare check.

1437
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:19,360
They send local PD to your house.

1438
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,360
They pick you up and they bring you to drill.

1439
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,360
Okay. So.

1440
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,360
Wow.

1441
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,360
So thing, you're in the hospital.

1442
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:26,360
All right.

1443
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:32,360
So if I'm if I get into like a car accident and I get fucking like knocked out and I'm in a coma, they'll eventually figure it out.

1444
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,360
Like they will say I can only drag your fucking.

1445
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,360
They'll send me out of the bed and bring me.

1446
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,360
No, they'll fucking contact local PD.

1447
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:45,360
Local PD will already know about it because it's a fucking accident or whatever.

1448
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,360
Like say it's a I don't say it's not even a car accident.

1449
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,360
Say I just had a fucking medical like I had a heart attack.

1450
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,360
A freak heart.

1451
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,360
All right. That's pretty ill to in time.

1452
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:58,360
Let's say I had a seizure in my bed or in my bathroom or whatever the fuck.

1453
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,360
And I go to the hospital.

1454
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,360
My family brings me there and I'm in a fucking coma.

1455
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,360
Right.

1456
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,360
Say you die of urinary retention.

1457
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:05,360
Yes.

1458
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,360
That and I or not die, but I go to the hospital.

1459
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,360
Right.

1460
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,360
And local PD doesn't know yet.

1461
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,360
Local PD will still be alerted.

1462
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,360
They'll go to my house.

1463
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,360
If nobody's there, they'll fucking con.

1464
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,360
They'll they there's always records of how to contact people who live in another dress.

1465
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,360
They'll find a way to figure out where the fuck I am.

1466
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,360
They'll contact hospitals.

1467
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,360
They have a protocol.

1468
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,360
They'll go to hospitals.

1469
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,360
They'll go to ambulance companies.

1470
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,360
They'll go to this.

1471
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,360
They'll go to that.

1472
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,360
They'll contact next of kin.

1473
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:40,360
All this to find me and then tell the army, hey, he's like dead or dying.

1474
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:46,360
And they'll be like, so he's not coming.

1475
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,360
So we can't get him here.

1476
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,360
So how long do you have to get to your deployment station?

1477
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,360
Like drill?

1478
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,360
Yeah.

1479
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360
There's a set time.

1480
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:58,360
So no, but like if you like you get like like there's a war and you get called up for it.

1481
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,360
Like how long?

1482
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:04,360
So well, well for D.C., I had 18 hours to get to Syracuse.

1483
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,360
They told me and they said probably it wasn't even that much.

1484
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,360
It was more closer to 12.

1485
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:14,360
They told me like, hey, be in Syracuse in like 12 to 18 hours.

1486
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,360
I'm like, what?

1487
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,360
Huh?

1488
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,360
I had just started.

1489
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,360
I was a week into a brand new job when that happened.

1490
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:26,360
And they said, yep, that's and I'm like, I shattered the tip of my finger because I did.

1491
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,360
I literally shattered the tip of my middle finger on my right hand.

1492
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,360
And they're like, it's not your trigger finger.

1493
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,360
I'm like, what the fuck?

1494
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:39,360
So I did that and I walked around D.C. with a fucking splint on my finger.

1495
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,360
It was great for the actual deployment that I went on.

1496
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,360
That was planned.

1497
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,360
That shit gets planned years in advance.

1498
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:50,360
So I knew about that two years before it was even fucking a thing.

1499
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,360
I heard whispers of it and then it was getting planned.

1500
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:59,360
And then I knew that I was deploying when they sent out the roster and like who wants to go?

1501
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,360
And I'm like, I was the first one on the list.

1502
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,360
I was as I volunteered, I'm like, I fucking want to go.

1503
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,360
And then I knew the dates of it as we got closer.

1504
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,360
Like you within a year, I knew when I would leave.

1505
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,360
And then six to eight months out, I started drilling with the employees.

1506
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,360
I started drilling with the infantry company that we deployed with.

1507
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:25,360
And then the actual day that we flew out of the country, we weren't told because we had too many fucking idiots who would share the dates with their family.

1508
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:30,360
It's very confidential shit, the flying, because we're targeted heavily.

1509
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:38,360
You've got you've got a fucking jumbo jet, triple stack, full of soldiers, like several hundred dudes on that fucking plane.

1510
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,360
Pretty fucking big target right there.

1511
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,360
So all private like planes.

1512
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,360
It's a charter flight.

1513
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:50,360
So we so the government will charter a plane like a southwest or like American Airlines.

1514
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,360
Yeah, it was Atlas is what was called the flyers across the ocean.

1515
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,360
It was a world. It was an international flight.

1516
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,360
So we had to get across the oceans.

1517
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,360
It was a massive fucking plane.

1518
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,360
And so we took that.

1519
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:08,360
We weren't allowed to share the dates because if you if they find out like that the dates are compromised, they'll delay the flight.

1520
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:13,360
Buddy of mine was in Afghanistan in 2013.

1521
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:21,360
His flight home got delayed three times for his grants because of idiots in his company.

1522
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:25,360
His stay in Afghanistan was extended by an additional three and a half months.

1523
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,360
Oh, my God.

1524
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:31,360
Because people couldn't learn to shut their fucking mouth.

1525
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:38,360
So instead, the end result, guys, we want to send you.

1526
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,360
The end result.

1527
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,360
He told me he's like the end result.

1528
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,360
They didn't tell us.

1529
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,360
They sprung it on us that day.

1530
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,360
So we just had to be packed and ready to go.

1531
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:51,360
And if we weren't, I don't know, pick what you want to leave behind.

1532
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:57,360
So I'm surprised they don't ever just like fly you back in like the military aircraft.

1533
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,360
Do they ever do that?

1534
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:04,360
So I thought they did problem with that is the base I was at the runway was too small for a large plane.

1535
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:11,360
So the biggest plane that could land on our runway and stop and then also take off again was a C-130.

1536
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,360
That was the biggest plane.

1537
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:17,360
And in the comparison of military planes, that's fucking tiny.

1538
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,360
So we couldn't get any C-17s.

1539
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,360
Everything had to be palletized and shipped and transported on a C-130.

1540
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,360
People, cargo, you name it.

1541
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,360
Anything had to come down on the C-130.

1542
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:33,360
That was the biggest plane we could get going from that was from Somalia to D.J.

1543
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:38,360
From D.J. to like wherever the European country was that we stopped in.

1544
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:44,360
I want to say it was Germany on the way home and it was Bulgaria on the way there.

1545
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,360
That was like a charter flight.

1546
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,360
It was just a big fuck off huge plane like a Boeing something or whatever the fuck it was.

1547
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:53,360
Maybe it was an Airbus.

1548
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,360
I don't know.

1549
01:02:54,360 --> 01:03:03,360
But that got us from D.J. to wherever our layover in Europe was.

1550
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,360
What is D.J.?

1551
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,360
Djibouti.

1552
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:10,360
We just called it D.J. because it's easier and then we were all children in the military.

1553
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,360
Djibouti.

1554
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,360
That's Africa?

1555
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,360
Yeah.

1556
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,360
That's the eastern top like part of Africa.

1557
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:24,360
The actual eastern tip of Northeastern tip of Africa is Somalia.

1558
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,360
Leave us alone.

1559
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,360
Go away.

1560
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:31,360
I am the captain of the North.

1561
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,360
I wasn't in the northeast part.

1562
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,360
I was in the south.

1563
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,360
What the hell is US military doing there?

1564
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:39,360
Fucking I don't know.

1565
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:45,360
We've been there since before Black Hawk Down was filmed or even happened.

1566
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:48,360
And we've been there ever since.

1567
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,360
That seems to be a recurring theme with the US military.

1568
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,360
They just go places and never fucking leave.

1569
01:03:54,360 --> 01:04:02,360
We go there and we don't leave until there's a fucking massive problem with somebody who's got a political agenda who doesn't like it.

1570
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:08,360
Anywho, before we get into that, yeah, we went from D.J. to Europe and then we didn't get off.

1571
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,360
We weren't even allowed off the plane.

1572
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:20,360
As soon as we got on it and D.J., we did not leave that plane until we landed at our final stop in the States, which we went from to go there.

1573
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,360
It was from Texas to Dover to no.

1574
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,360
Yeah.

1575
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,360
To Dover, Bulgaria, D.J.

1576
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,360
So we had four, three stops.

1577
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,360
We weren't allowed to get off.

1578
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:40,360
And it was about a 26 hour long, probably 26 to 28 total.

1579
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,360
And then the longest piece of it was about 20 hours straight across the ocean.

1580
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,360
Fuck that.

1581
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,360
20 hours on a fucking plane, dude.

1582
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,360
That was horrible.

1583
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:49,360
From where?

1584
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:50,360
From 20 hours from where to where?

1585
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,360
Dover to Bulgaria.

1586
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,360
Dover is like.

1587
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,360
Were they playing movies?

1588
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,360
Yeah, actually.

1589
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:57,360
OK.

1590
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:58,360
That makes it bearable, I guess.

1591
01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,360
Yeah.

1592
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,360
You tried to sleep as much as you could.

1593
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,360
I slept for like eight hours on that plane.

1594
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,360
I can't sleep on planes, dude.

1595
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,360
I can't do it.

1596
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,360
You take whatever drugs you can, like Benadryl, Dramamine, whatever you can.

1597
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,360
Whatever is drowsy.

1598
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,360
See in the hat, man.

1599
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,360
See in the hat, man.

1600
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,360
Yeah.

1601
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,360
Like we took whatever we could to just knock the fuck out.

1602
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,360
People were ODing on melatonin.

1603
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,360
It was fucking great.

1604
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,360
I fucking have acid trip dreams on melatonin.

1605
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,360
But yeah, that was the longest leg of the flight, both there and back.

1606
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,360
Straight 20 hours just sitting on a plane.

1607
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:37,360
Now, they did have a spaced out nicely where it was you, a seat, the other guy.

1608
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,360
That was the nicest part because you had space.

1609
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,360
Yeah.

1610
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,360
So you could stretch out.

1611
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:49,360
And on the big, the giant plane, there's always more leg room.

1612
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:55,360
We had probably like a good foot and a half between our knees and the next seat.

1613
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,360
And it was amazing.

1614
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,360
Yeah.

1615
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,360
So you can stretch your legs out a little bit.

1616
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,360
And you could recline without worrying about the other guy's knees getting crushed.

1617
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,360
Now, I don't give a fuck about that anyway on a regular flight.

1618
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,360
Fuck that person. I'm reclining.

1619
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,360
I'm an asshole when I fly.

1620
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,360
But on the big plane.

1621
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,360
They wouldn't put that control there if you weren't allowed to use it.

1622
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,360
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

1623
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,360
But on that flight, we were able to recline pretty nicely.

1624
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,360
It had good recline too.

1625
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,360
You could almost go straight flat. It was great.

1626
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:23,360
Shit.

1627
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:28,360
Sounds like the airlines make a lot of money off the US military.

1628
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,360
Oh yeah.

1629
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,360
Because we don't pay discounted rates.

1630
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,360
The government pays premium.

1631
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,360
Super, super premium.

1632
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,360
It's so expensive.

1633
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:42,360
And then when we stay in hotels, oh, Hilton made so much goddamn money off us when we went to DC.

1634
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,360
Holy fuck.

1635
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:49,360
Because we rented out an entire fucking 20 story hotel.

1636
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,360
Wow.

1637
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,360
For soldiers.

1638
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:59,360
For soldiers. Because at the peak count of soldiers in DC for January 6, there was around 7,000 soldiers in DC.

1639
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:00,360
Damn.

1640
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:05,360
That's a lot given the current numbers of the military.

1641
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,360
And then it eventually dwindled down to around 2,000.

1642
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:15,360
When I was there, we had about 2,300 soldiers in DC.

1643
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:19,360
Then when I left, it was down to like 1,500.

1644
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,360
Did you guys actually do anything out there?

1645
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,360
In DC?

1646
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,360
Did people actually try to do shit?

1647
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,360
We had two guys try to climb our fence.

1648
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:33,360
And they just sliced their faces and their fingers up on the razor wire on top of this 10 foot fence.

1649
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,360
Oh my God.

1650
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,360
One made it over. And our protocol was...

1651
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:40,360
Tell me what you're doing up there.

1652
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:47,360
And our protocol was, beat them up and bring them to the gate, 30 feet, 50 feet away.

1653
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:53,360
I was standing here and I'm looking down and there's the gate with Metro PD standing there.

1654
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,360
And I'm like, all right.

1655
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:59,360
Just butt stroke them or fucking muzzle stroke them in the head.

1656
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,360
Knock his ass out.

1657
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,360
Get a buddy of mine.

1658
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:05,360
Each grab an arm, drag him over to Metro.

1659
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,360
Toss him at the feet.

1660
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:09,360
Like, you're probably not bad.

1661
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,360
You guys are like bouncers.

1662
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:14,360
Basically, we were bouncers for the entire capital.

1663
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:18,360
It was the dumbest fucking mission I've ever been on in a complete waste of time.

1664
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:22,360
If you can do that shit, you should be a fucking trooper.

1665
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,360
You should just be a fucking cop.

1666
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,360
You already fucking, that's what you do.

1667
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:27,360
Yeah, basically.

1668
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,360
Just fucking do it, dude.

1669
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,360
I mean, you're done in 20 years. You get your fucking pick of the letter.

1670
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,360
I already work for the state now.

1671
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,360
You do?

1672
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,360
Yeah, I do. I just started a job with them.

1673
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:39,360
Even better, you're already in.

1674
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,360
When you go to apply.

1675
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,360
I'm currently doing a job in the state police fucking headquarters.

1676
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:45,360
Really?

1677
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,360
Yeah, I'm replacing systems.

1678
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,360
Oh shit, you probably can't talk about it too much.

1679
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,360
I can. I just.

1680
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,360
Stupid.

1681
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:57,360
That will get us really canceled.

1682
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,360
I'm replacing a fire suppression system.

1683
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:00,360
It's not that big of a fucking deal.

1684
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,360
But in the state police headquarters in fucking Albany.

1685
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,360
What do you, like what's your job with the state?

1686
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:09,360
So I am an assistant superintendent inspector.

1687
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,360
That's such an official sound.

1688
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,360
It sounds really fucking official.

1689
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,360
I'm a contracted police, so I don't actually work for the state directly.

1690
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,360
The state doesn't pay me. I work for a company called WSP.

1691
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:25,360
They pay me, but I'm contracted to the state for the job.

1692
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,360
So it's like fire inspection.

1693
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,360
Basically.

1694
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:32,360
But I'm not inspecting the systems themselves as far as if they work or not.

1695
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,360
I'm inspecting to make sure they are installed right.

1696
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,360
So I go around and I'm like, all right, that's conduit.

1697
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:39,360
That's the right conduit.

1698
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,360
That's the right place for it.

1699
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:42,360
You did the right measurements for it.

1700
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,360
All right.

1701
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:44,360
How's your wire looking?

1702
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,360
That's the right wire.

1703
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,360
That's where it's supposed to be.

1704
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,360
And all right.

1705
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,360
What type of box are you using on this conduit?

1706
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,360
That's the right box.

1707
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,360
And then I just go around and do that all fucking day.

1708
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,360
Nice.

1709
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,360
So yeah, I had a site visit.

1710
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,360
I have a site visit usually to almost every fucking day.

1711
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,360
And then I just go around.

1712
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,360
I talked to the contractor.

1713
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,360
I talked to the supervisor.

1714
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,360
I'm like, what's up, fuck face.

1715
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,360
And we walk around for a little bit.

1716
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,360
We make fun of each other.

1717
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:14,360
And then I check shit, make sure see what they've done for the day.

1718
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,360
And then I come back in the afternoon.

1719
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,360
I'm like, fuck you.

1720
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,360
Sounds better than a 20-hour flight.

1721
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:20,360
Yeah, it's a lot better.

1722
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:24,360
You ever find some like real fucked up shit where you're like, dude, what the fuck is going on?

1723
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,360
What did you do?

1724
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:26,360
So far, no.

1725
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:27,360
This contractor is actually pretty good.

1726
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,360
And I'm really happy about it.

1727
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,360
My engineer has told me so far they haven't done anything fucking.

1728
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,360
And then he really likes them.

1729
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,360
So hearing that from my engineer is pretty good.

1730
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,360
What about checking strip clubs?

1731
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,360
Swack and you're like, who the fuck put this in?

1732
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,360
Yeah.

1733
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,360
For correct pole placement in strip clubs.

1734
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:44,360
Is that part of your job?

1735
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,360
I haven't done it yet.

1736
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:52,360
If the state funds a project like that, I'll probably inspect it.

1737
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:58,360
But until that time that the state funds a strip club.

1738
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,360
Listen, state-funded strip clubs, hear me out.

1739
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:05,360
That'd be one nice strip club.

1740
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,360
Actually, that'd be one dog shit.

1741
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,360
That'd be a dog shit strip club.

1742
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:12,360
All the equality and you'd have disabled girls on there.

1743
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:13,360
Disabled strippers.

1744
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:17,360
It's got to be a wheelchair ramp up to the pole.

1745
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,360
No, she could crawl her way on stage and do the upper body shit.

1746
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:30,360
No, dude, there's a thing in California where these strippers would climb up to this next level.

1747
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:34,360
And then water would rain down on them while they're stripping on the pole.

1748
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:40,360
And they had to shut it down because it wasn't conducive to disabled strippers.

1749
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,360
They couldn't get up there.

1750
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:46,360
They're supposed to have stronger upper bodies.

1751
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,360
Like you should be able to get up there.

1752
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,360
If I can fucking me as my skinny ass self can climb a rope with my arms only.

1753
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:57,360
I expect someone who's disabled to only use their arms to be able to get up.

1754
01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:58,360
Yeah, that's fair.

1755
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,360
You can't not hire disabled strippers.

1756
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,360
You can't use their fucking legs anyway.

1757
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,360
Just use your arms, god damn it.

1758
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,360
Why are they trying?

1759
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:06,360
No, that's fine.

1760
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,360
I'm going to end up in the slur jar if I can talk.

1761
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,360
I think they could do some crazy shit.

1762
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,360
I'd pay to see some disabled strippers.

1763
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,360
Dirty Dan.

1764
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:16,360
Dirty Dan's back at it again.

1765
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:20,360
I'd pay to see some amputee strippers.

1766
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:22,360
What about midget strippers?

1767
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:26,360
I was going to say, what kind of sick bastard pays for disabled strippers?

1768
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,360
That's what my story is.

1769
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,360
Alright.

1770
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,360
Alright.

1771
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,360
Dirty Dan got him again.

1772
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,360
That's what I like about him.

1773
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:40,360
I keep getting older and they keep losing limbs.

1774
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:45,360
That's right.

1775
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:51,360
Dan should have a side, part of the podcast where he goes and rates different strip clubs.

1776
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,360
I'm working on that vice.

1777
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,360
I'm doing pretty good.

1778
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,360
Hello, I am the strip club rater.

1779
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,360
I am the strip club rater.

1780
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:06,360
I am rating this strip club two panties out of five.

1781
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,360
You've got to make it an official title.

1782
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,360
The thing is, the less panties there are, the better.

1783
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,360
I don't know.

1784
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,360
That's a trick.

1785
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,360
If that was my job, dude, I'm not going to lie.

1786
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360
It's probably my dream job.

1787
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,360
Have you ever seen the Stephen Colbert?

1788
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,360
I think about it.

1789
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,360
I've got a recommendation for a club for you.

1790
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,360
It's called Eleven in Miami.

1791
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,360
Have you ever heard of it?

1792
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,360
Eleven.

1793
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,360
Hey Casey, can you pause it real quick?

1794
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:36,360
I love how Dan goes, I'm working on this vice.

1795
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360
I'm trying to get away from it.

1796
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:42,360
Now we're trying to sell Dan on getting into a strip club.

1797
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,360
Hey, it's something I struggle with.

1798
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,360
Are you sure you don't want to go, man?

1799
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,360
I hope you got...

1800
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,360
I struggle with strip clubs.

1801
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:54,360
I hope you got good money because the cover charge for getting in is $50.

1802
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,360
I'll pay it.

1803
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,360
I went there as a post-deployment little trip with the squad of guys that was over there with me.

1804
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,360
Was it a full nude?

1805
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,360
It depended on the girl.

1806
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,360
Brother, it was beyond full nude.

1807
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,360
Now...

1808
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,360
They took their skin off.

1809
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:14,360
Now, I didn't know what I was walking into.

1810
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,360
I'm like, oh, it's just a really nice place.

1811
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,360
Really fucking fancy.

1812
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,360
They had a dress code.

1813
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:24,360
I walked in with shorts and they're like, because you're from New York, you're allowed to come in.

1814
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:28,360
But you're not allowed to...if I ever catch you wearing fucking shorts again, I will throw you in a puddle.

1815
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,360
That's what the bouncer fucking said to me.

1816
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,360
One of the bouncer...there's like fucking 40 of them.

1817
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:36,360
They're all wearing suits with their fucking super spy earpieces.

1818
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:40,360
And I'm like, alright, you're fucking special.

1819
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:46,360
So I walk in and the main lobby, shit, whatever the fuck you want to call it, had this big main bar.

1820
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,360
And then you walk in, you couldn't really see anything.

1821
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,360
And then you could see around the sides.

1822
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,360
You could go on either side of it, but there was a solid wall for the bar.

1823
01:14:54,360 --> 01:15:02,360
If you walk around the main bar on either side and you come around to the other side of it, there's another bar on the exact opposite side of it.

1824
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,360
You stand at that bar, you get a drink, you turn around.

1825
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,360
It is an aisle.

1826
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,360
Probably double the thickness of the table, right?

1827
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:12,360
It's probably like a four foot aisle.

1828
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,360
Okay.

1829
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:22,360
Right between, or right past the aisle, so bar, aisle, there's a balcony about chest height if you're standing in the aisle.

1830
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:28,360
On said balcony, when I turned around, first I looked through it.

1831
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:34,360
And there was a drop down in the main stage with a giant fucking pole that went 60 feet to the ceiling.

1832
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,360
Because this was like cathedral ceilings in this fucking place.

1833
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,360
Holy shit!

1834
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:46,360
And then all around on this side of the building, every girl who worked there was only in lingerie.

1835
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:50,360
Like thong and fucking almost barely see-through bra.

1836
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:57,360
Then you had the three that were on this fucking balcony just completely topless.

1837
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:00,360
And I'm like, oh, we're at this kind of place.

1838
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,360
So gonna pause here real quick.

1839
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,360
You see how every single dude here is locked in?

1840
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,360
I need more attention to Dan.

1841
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,360
Dan was just like, tell me more.

1842
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,360
I was just gonna do his shit.

1843
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:23,360
I just wanted, for people who can't see this, every guy was locked in being like, wow, this sounds fucking awesome.

1844
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,360
Cathedral ceilings, laundry rack.

1845
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:29,360
Every girl in there was drop dead gorgeous.

1846
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:36,360
Fucking, there was a couple of like, all right, there was a couple of fives or sixes and it was really depressing.

1847
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:44,360
But nine out of ten girls in there, tens, elevens, twelves out of tens.

1848
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,360
Fucking perfect.

1849
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,360
It wasn't the pick of the litter.

1850
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:51,360
It was like, you can be like, all right, I want a goth girl.

1851
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:56,360
They all came at you and just grabbed you and said, come on, come on, let me go give you a dance.

1852
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,360
It was constant.

1853
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,360
They would just keep fucking grabbing you.

1854
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,360
God bless.

1855
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,360
And it was nonstop.

1856
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:05,360
They would not stop hassling you.

1857
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:10,360
And then there was, oh my, there was this one old guy that you could go upstairs to the VIP rooms.

1858
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:16,360
And then there was this one old guy at the upstairs bar that I got my drink and I'm standing there talking to a couple of my buddies.

1859
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:20,360
And this old dude is talking to this gorgeous redhead.

1860
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:24,360
And they're just talking for like an hour straight.

1861
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,360
No money exchange.

1862
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,360
I'm like, are you do you two know each other or something?

1863
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,360
Like normally there's a money exchange that happens.

1864
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:33,360
Did you pay for like four hours just to talk to her?

1865
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:35,360
Did she ever tits out?

1866
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,360
No.

1867
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,360
That's unfortunate.

1868
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:45,360
Most of, none of them except for the ones on the balcony and on the main stage had their tits out when they were walking around.

1869
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:49,360
So did we have like the pick of the litter of like big tits, small tits, medium tits?

1870
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:50,360
Yes, you had everything.

1871
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,360
Oh fuck.

1872
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:58,360
Now typically every single girl though was a very strict body type.

1873
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:02,360
It was either skinny fit, curvy, curvy fit.

1874
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,360
Like you still had abs.

1875
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:10,360
You had no fucking stomach on you whatsoever or like big tits, but still very fit.

1876
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:14,360
If you were slightly out of shape in any way, you were not there.

1877
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,360
You did not work there.

1878
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,360
It was, there was no equal opportunity.

1879
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:23,360
To be honest though, doing like as much as stripping is like, like looked down upon in society by a lot of people.

1880
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,360
They were making so much fucking money, dude.

1881
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:29,360
They are, but they, but they're, it's hard to strip.

1882
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:38,360
Like, like the amount one athlete dropped at fucking Gorgias and the fucking like the amount of athletic like, like thing that you have to do.

1883
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,360
Like Dan, I hate to say it.

1884
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,360
You sold your body to the government.

1885
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,360
Yeah.

1886
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,360
And these bitches sold their body.

1887
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:46,360
They're selling their body.

1888
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:47,360
They're making more money than me.

1889
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,360
They're making more than me.

1890
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:50,360
I literally looked this up.

1891
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,360
Like what's the male equivalent to strippers?

1892
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,360
It's the military.

1893
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:54,360
And they said the military.

1894
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,360
Yeah.

1895
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,360
Basically it sadly is, except they make more money than us.

1896
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,360
Why don't you strip Dan?

1897
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,360
You got a body for it.

1898
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,360
All right.

1899
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:05,360
All right.

1900
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:08,360
Let's start right now.

1901
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:12,360
But now that's the end of the pipe.

1902
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:14,360
We're going to stop it here guys.

1903
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:19,360
Oh, yeah.

1904
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,360
No, but, um, we're fucking lost.

1905
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,360
Oh yeah.

1906
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:23,360
So yeah.

1907
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:25,360
You also had to have a rhythm too.

1908
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,360
Yeah.

1909
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,360
Now I, this is the first time I've ever been in a strip club mind you.

1910
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:34,360
So these guys who have been frequenting them, they're, they're frequent flyers.

1911
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:39,360
They, they, they found out it was my first time and they're like, oh, we'll get you a dance.

1912
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:41,360
So they go to talk to a couple of the girls and like, which ones do you want?

1913
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,360
I'm like, oh, fucking no, dude.

1914
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:45,360
That one.

1915
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:46,360
And like, okay, she's talking to a friend.

1916
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,360
Maybe they'll both give you one.

1917
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,360
Yo.

1918
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,360
I'm like, okay, sure.

1919
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,360
They come back like, fuck you.

1920
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:54,360
We're not paying $120 per song.

1921
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,360
I'm like, wait, for two or just one?

1922
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,360
For two.

1923
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:00,360
And I'm like, that doesn't sound bad.

1924
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,360
That's like 60 bucks for like three minutes.

1925
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:05,360
And I'm like, fuck you.

1926
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:06,360
So I'm like, all right.

1927
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,360
Did you pay it?

1928
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:08,360
Nope.

1929
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,360
I went that whole night just looking.

1930
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,360
You're window shopping.

1931
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,360
Yeah, I was, I was staring up.

1932
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:23,360
I was fucking like, I stood at the bar, got my drink and I'm like, oh, these balcony tits are pretty nice.

1933
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,360
And then the one girl, she was from the South.

1934
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:29,360
She has thick Southern draw, but she had, she was blonde.

1935
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,360
Huge tits.

1936
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:31,360
Huge tits.

1937
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,360
I'm like, I just sat there.

1938
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:40,360
I put my arm on the, on the bar and I'm like, yeah, I got to join the army.

1939
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:44,360
You don't need to join the army for that.

1940
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:46,360
Just go to Miami.

1941
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:50,360
Just pay the $50 cover charge and bring $700 in cash.

1942
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:52,360
But the army wouldn't pay for me to go to Miami.

1943
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,360
The army didn't pay for me to go to Miami.

1944
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,360
That was on my own dime.

1945
01:20:56,360 --> 01:21:00,360
Dude, we're going, when we cash out this fucking Tesla, bro.

1946
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,360
What are you talking about?

1947
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,360
Money's going to be a non-issue.

1948
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,360
Yeah.

1949
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:09,360
Let me know in 20 years and I'll see if my dick still works.

1950
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:11,360
Bro, like who cares?

1951
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:14,360
That's why they have like, what is it?

1952
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:15,360
Blue chew?

1953
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,360
No, fuck that.

1954
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,360
Cialis.

1955
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:18,360
Cialis.

1956
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:26,360
Dude, did you see this fucking like weird like mints that these chicks get now that makes you like fucking salivate like a shit ton so they can suck dick better?

1957
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,360
That's amazing.

1958
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,360
Whoever invented that.

1959
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:32,360
You're going to give me the link for that? I know a girl who could use that.

1960
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:34,360
That's an actual, like I'm not joking.

1961
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,360
That's an actual fucking thing.

1962
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:36,360
What do you think?

1963
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,360
It sounds like an anticholinergic.

1964
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,360
Right?

1965
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:45,360
Because when you take an anticholinergic, it just makes like fluids start coming out of like every orifice.

1966
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:46,360
I don't know, bro.

1967
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,360
They were specifically targeting them out.

1968
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,360
Like I fucking watched them.

1969
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:53,360
And I started shooting snot rockets while sucking my dick.

1970
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:54,360
I'm like, oh, fuck this problem.

1971
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,360
Yeah, yeah.

1972
01:21:55,360 --> 01:22:02,360
So it's like, I'm going to have a tissue and be like, fuck the nostrils and go.

1973
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:05,360
It's like, why are you fucking crying?

1974
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:09,360
I got like an ad and like, I was just like, what the fuck is it?

1975
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:10,360
Like it had a girl going like this.

1976
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,360
I'm like the fucking thing.

1977
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,360
I'm like, all right.

1978
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:13,360
So I scrolled through and I got my.

1979
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,360
Of course.

1980
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,360
Of course.

1981
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:16,360
All it took was that.

1982
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:22,360
So I looked at it and then like the next video was a girl who like stuck her tongue out and this fucking saliva is just dripping off.

1983
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,360
Some of them naturally can do that.

1984
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:26,360
Yeah. I'm like, that's fucking you might.

1985
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:28,360
That might just be like a bamboozling.

1986
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,360
How long does that last?

1987
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,360
I don't know.

1988
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,360
But like, I don't know how fucking nuts that would be.

1989
01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:37,360
Some girls actually just have a shitload of saliva.

1990
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:40,360
Oh, you, you, you missed out.

1991
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,360
Tell him that inform him.

1992
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:45,360
And then we want to hear his opinion on what type of drug he thinks it is.

1993
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:49,360
So I got like you, when you're going through Instagram, you get weird ads.

1994
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:55,360
Did you ever get the ad for the fucking mint that like chicks can like take and like it makes them salivate like a shit ton of suck dick better?

1995
01:22:55,360 --> 01:23:04,360
No, Tyler, I haven't seen that.

1996
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:07,360
What medication do you think that is?

1997
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:13,360
I mean, it's got to be something that just makes like your salivary glands like super overactive.

1998
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,360
I don't know what would cause that.

1999
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,360
You mean like the name?

2000
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:22,360
No, but like what do you like? What kind of what action would that have to take?

2001
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,360
It would have to be something along those lines.

2002
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:32,360
I mean, because fucking salivation, that should be like it's got to be like something super specific with like your parasympathetic nervous system.

2003
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:37,360
I would imagine that just targets the salivary glands to make them overactive.

2004
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:40,360
What about that sludge them?

2005
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:41,360
You know, have you learned that?

2006
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:45,360
Oh, shit, dude, you're going for a semester there.

2007
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,360
Uh, colon colonergic?

2008
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:51,360
Yes. Oh, right. That's the fucking I'm I got it all confused.

2009
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,360
My entire anti colonergic or colonergic.

2010
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:57,360
Anti colonergic because colonergic would be wait.

2011
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:02,360
Now see, when you say colonergic, I think you're talking about something in your butt.

2012
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:08,360
You know, when you say colonergic, I'm like see it's cool.

2013
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:12,360
But it still sounds like you're talking about the booty hole.

2014
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:13,360
I got that wrong.

2015
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:18,360
No colonergic would be for the parasympathetic nervous system than anti colonergic.

2016
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:24,360
Yeah, because it's like the way they taught us is like acetylcholine primary neurotransmitter for parasympathetic.

2017
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:29,360
So acetylcholine, anti colonergic.

2018
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:34,360
So like that's for that because then that would have been just that would have been my guess.

2019
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,360
I'll have to look it up. I'll see what I would get.

2020
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:39,360
I know there's a pill that makes girls salivate and better at sucking.

2021
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:43,360
No, it's a mint. That is controlled by your nervous system.

2022
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:47,360
Alright there Casey, let's fucking do Jeopardy.

2023
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:51,360
Yeah, because I want to go home and go to sleep. I have work tomorrow for fuck's sake.

2024
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:52,360
Why can't you do this on a fucking phone?

2025
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:53,360
Body!

2026
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:55,360
Welcome to Super Jeopardy.

2027
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:57,360
Super Jeopardy.

2028
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,360
Jeopardy, my name's Alex Trebek.

2029
01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,360
I'm going with your six time winner.

2030
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:07,360
I'm just going to have it right next to the fucking.

2031
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:09,360
Dan the Vitamin Man.

2032
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:13,360
And your two time winner, Ali Mack.

2033
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:14,360
The Doso.

2034
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,360
The Dose.

2035
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,360
Seventeen time winner, Tyler.

2036
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:18,360
Seventeen time.

2037
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:21,360
Seventeen. Let's make it eighteen minutes.

2038
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,360
First time on the show, Dan Farmer.

2039
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,360
I heard the last episode and that was a rip off.

2040
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:27,360
How are you?

2041
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:29,360
Yeah, it was a fucking fixed game.

2042
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,360
It was a fixed game is what it was.

2043
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:32,360
From what?

2044
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:33,360
From what fucking powers that be.

2045
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:37,360
I played along last episode while I was listening to it in my truck.

2046
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:40,360
And I think I did pretty poorly.

2047
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,360
You think you cannot beat me?

2048
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:46,360
I thought you were going to tell us you won in case he would have awarded you the victory.

2049
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,360
I didn't watch Ghost Stories either. Fuck that show.

2050
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,360
It's a great show.

2051
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,360
I won my winner, Dan Farmer.

2052
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:54,360
You won?

2053
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:55,360
Apparently.

2054
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:58,360
Oh shit. Fuck, you could tie me if you win again.

2055
01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:00,360
I'd rather that than him.

2056
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,360
I'm starting him off with one win.

2057
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,360
Oh sweet.

2058
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:04,360
You can't do that.

2059
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,360
Yes you can.

2060
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,360
He's at the computer, you're not.

2061
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,360
Ali Mac did not get a win.

2062
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,360
You should give me all of Tyler's wins.

2063
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:13,360
I had to fight for my two.

2064
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:16,360
I had to fight for my right to get a winning date.

2065
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:18,360
Slavery and freaks are fucking weird.

2066
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:20,360
Categories today.

2067
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:23,360
Oh, you got an extra bonus question on each round.

2068
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:25,360
You got a $2,000 question now.

2069
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,360
Oh shit.

2070
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:30,360
You got metal subgenras.

2071
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,360
That's so nice to see it now.

2072
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:42,360
Mythical creatures, fire and ice, foreign languages, US government buildings, all about blood.

2073
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:44,360
No World Trade Center 7s.

2074
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:46,360
It's a World Trade Center isn't it?

2075
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,360
Tyler, you won last time.

2076
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:50,360
Casey, your mic's popping a little bit.

2077
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:52,360
I think that's what it is.

2078
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,360
Is it your beard? Is your beard stuck in it?

2079
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:56,360
No, I think it's a little bit better now.

2080
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:58,360
Metal subgenras, mythical creatures.

2081
01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:00,360
I'll do mythical creatures.

2082
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:02,360
Oh, creatures.

2083
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:04,360
For 200.

2084
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:08,360
Has the head of a human and body of a lion and wings of an eagle.

2085
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,360
Fuck.

2086
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:14,360
I really thought you were going to go for a different answer.

2087
01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:16,360
I thought you were going to be going for a centaur.

2088
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,360
Don't say it.

2089
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,360
Because then you're just telling everybody.

2090
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,360
No, you said centaur because you buzzed in.

2091
01:27:22,360 --> 01:27:24,360
No, I didn't. That was not my answer.

2092
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:26,360
Who buzzed in?

2093
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:28,360
I did. I'm saying I'm going to give it now.

2094
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:32,360
You'll hear mine. I'm going to have it up to the mic.

2095
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:34,360
Oh, fuck you.

2096
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,360
Can you say the question again?

2097
01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:38,360
You're worrying my head.

2098
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:44,360
Has the head of a human, body of a lion and wings of an eagle.

2099
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,360
Can I do it because he's not going to do anything.

2100
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:48,360
Head of a human.

2101
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,360
Wait, wait.

2102
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,360
Sphinx.

2103
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:54,360
I guessed that as you buzzed in.

2104
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:56,360
I'm like, no, it's Sphinx doesn't have wings.

2105
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:58,360
I thought it was going to be a centaur.

2106
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,360
I thought he was going to say what has the body of a.

2107
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:02,360
You are.

2108
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,360
Mythical Creatures for four. Fucking bullshit.

2109
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:08,360
Four hundred. The same as a Sphinx, but with the head of an eagle instead of a human.

2110
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,360
What is a griffin?

2111
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:12,360
Fuck you.

2112
01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,360
Garbage trap.

2113
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,360
I know these two. I know them so god damn well.

2114
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:18,360
Tyler's good.

2115
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,360
Mythical Creatures.

2116
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,360
For six hundred.

2117
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,360
This mermaid like creature appears.

2118
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:26,360
What is a siren?

2119
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,360
Siren, yeah.

2120
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:30,360
Yeah baby!

2121
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:32,360
I was going to say it appears on your Starbucks coffee cup.

2122
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:34,360
Oh.

2123
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:36,360
Is that?

2124
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,360
That's a siren?

2125
01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:40,360
You said mermaid and there's only like one other type of mermaid.

2126
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,360
Mythical Creatures again.

2127
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:44,360
Oh.

2128
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,360
Yep.

2129
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:48,360
For eight hundred.

2130
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,360
You can go up to a thousand.

2131
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:52,360
This is a good category.

2132
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,360
I'm not trying to talk you into betting at all, but.

2133
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,360
That's such a bad influence.

2134
01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:58,360
I learned from your last round.

2135
01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:00,360
Never bet in the water.

2136
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:02,360
It's worked for me twice.

2137
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,360
What do you want to bet?

2138
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:06,360
Oh what do I want to bet?

2139
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:08,360
Up to a thousand.

2140
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:10,360
Up to a thousand? I'll bet a dollar.

2141
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,360
A dollar?

2142
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:14,360
A dollar!

2143
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,360
This creature became a symbol of the LGBT community in the last game.

2144
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:20,360
This creature became a symbol of the LGBT community in the late 20th century.

2145
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,360
Oh what?

2146
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,360
What?

2147
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:26,360
Wow. Good.

2148
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,360
Solid bet on that one.

2149
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,360
I can't steal it, but I think I know what it is.

2150
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:32,360
What is it? Unicorn?

2151
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:34,360
Oh shit!

2152
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:36,360
Yeah!

2153
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:38,360
I thought it was a fairy.

2154
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,360
Unicorns with rainbows.

2155
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:42,360
Come on. Unicorns and rainbows.

2156
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:44,360
Fairies.

2157
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:46,360
Mythical creatures.

2158
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,360
Alright, a thousand.

2159
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:52,360
This combination of three animals was made popular by South Park's portrayal of Al Gore.

2160
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:54,360
Ah! Fuck you!

2161
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:56,360
Fuck!

2162
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:58,360
God damn it! South Park!

2163
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:00,360
God damn it! Man-bear pig! It's a good one.

2164
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:02,360
Fuck!

2165
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,360
That was Ali Mac, right? Yep.

2166
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,360
A thousand for Ali Mac.

2167
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,360
You got one more in Mythical Creatures if you want to do that one.

2168
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:10,360
What are my categories?

2169
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:12,360
Metal subgenres.

2170
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:14,360
Fuck it, let's bang that one out.

2171
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,360
I'm gonna die.

2172
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:22,360
200. This metal style originating in Norway features atmospheric music and satanic themes.

2173
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:24,360
I'm just gonna put that out.

2174
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:26,360
What is death metal? Nope.

2175
01:30:26,360 --> 01:30:28,360
What? We talked about that.

2176
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:30,360
I know!

2177
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,360
I buzzed in before you!

2178
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:34,360
What is fucking satanic black metal?

2179
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:36,360
What?

2180
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,360
Satanic black metal.

2181
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:40,360
Okay, it's just black metal.

2182
01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:42,360
I'm not gonna do well in this category.

2183
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:44,360
I think I'll finish off the Mythical Creatures.

2184
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,360
This is where I need to succeed.

2185
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,360
This is where I need to succeed.

2186
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,360
Black metal!

2187
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:52,360
For 2000, in Greek mythology, this creature was said to be at the center of King Minotaur.

2188
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,360
What is a Minotaur?

2189
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,360
God damn it!

2190
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:58,360
My new center fucking environment!

2191
01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:00,360
That was a close one there.

2192
01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:02,360
That was good.

2193
01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:04,360
Dan, you got zero points.

2194
01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:06,360
How many points do I have?

2195
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:08,360
800.

2196
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:10,360
How many points do you have?

2197
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:12,360
2800.

2198
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:14,360
You got 601.

2199
01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:16,360
God damn it!

2200
01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:18,360
Guys, we got a fucking lobby in here!

2201
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:20,360
Guys, we got a fucking lobby in here!

2202
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:22,360
We're getting wiped in the floor!

2203
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,360
Does anyone know who Jinxy is?

2204
01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:26,360
Nope.

2205
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:28,360
You wouldn't get it.

2206
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:30,360
What are my other categories besides fucking satanic black metal?

2207
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:36,360
Metal, fire and ice, foreign languages, US government buildings, and all about blood.

2208
01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:40,360
Let's just do fucking satanic black metal for 10 billion.

2209
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:42,360
You mean metal subgenres?

2210
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:44,360
For 400.

2211
01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:46,360
For 400.

2212
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:48,360
There we go.

2213
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:50,360
2800.

2214
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:52,360
How much is this worth normally?

2215
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:54,360
400.

2216
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:56,360
I'll do 400.

2217
01:31:56,360 --> 01:32:00,360
Alright, the big four bands of this subgenre are Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer and Anthrax.

2218
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:02,360
What is Thrasher?

2219
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:04,360
Is Thras?

2220
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:06,360
Is Thras?

2221
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,360
Metal?

2222
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:10,360
He said Thrasher.

2223
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:12,360
What is Thras Metal?

2224
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:14,360
Alright, you got it.

2225
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:16,360
Thras?

2226
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,360
What the fuck? I don't know any of this, man!

2227
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:20,360
What am I gonna do?

2228
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,360
Why is everyone looking at the plastic?

2229
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:24,360
How do you know that?

2230
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:26,360
Because I like the bands.

2231
01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:28,360
He's a fucking metalhead.

2232
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,360
Everybody knows that.

2233
01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:32,360
Metal.

2234
01:32:32,360 --> 01:32:40,360
For 600, this subgenre originated in the 1990s, includes bands such as Bullet for My Valentine and A Day to Remember.

2235
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:42,360
What category is this again?

2236
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,360
Metal subgenre.

2237
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:48,360
What is alternative metal?

2238
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:50,360
Alternative? No.

2239
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:52,360
I don't fucking know. It's alt and it's metal.

2240
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:54,360
What is new metal?

2241
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:56,360
I'm gonna have to fact check.

2242
01:32:56,360 --> 01:32:58,360
You might need to give it to Dan on that one.

2243
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,360
A Day to Remember might fall under that category.

2244
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:02,360
Really?

2245
01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:04,360
Same one bullet for my Valentine?

2246
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,360
Bullet for my Valentine.

2247
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,360
I don't know what else you would call that.

2248
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,360
I think it is alternative.

2249
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:12,360
Metalcore.

2250
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:14,360
That's...

2251
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:20,360
So they go by metalcore, pop punk, post hardcore, and alternative rock.

2252
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:22,360
Alternative is nowhere on this list.

2253
01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:28,360
Metalcore, heavy metal, melodic metalcore, thrash metal, hard rock, e-rock,

2254
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:30,360
screamo, and post hardcore.

2255
01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:32,360
Alright, you get your points back.

2256
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:34,360
Tyler's back.

2257
01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:36,360
We'll do metal.

2258
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:44,360
For 800, this highly technical metal style was made popular by bands like Dream Theater, Krenzreich, and Tool.

2259
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:46,360
Oh fuck, what's the...

2260
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:48,360
I know what you're talking about. I can't fucking figure out the name of it.

2261
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:50,360
I think I know it, but it's not worth losing the points if I'm wrong.

2262
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,360
I forgot you lose points if you get it wrong.

2263
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:54,360
What is experimental?

2264
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:56,360
No.

2265
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,360
Not experimental?

2266
01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:00,360
Lose all your fucking points.

2267
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:02,360
Keep going buddy.

2268
01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:04,360
Progressive metal.

2269
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:06,360
Fuck off, I'm killing your friends.

2270
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:08,360
What was the name of that strip club?

2271
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,360
Eleven.

2272
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:12,360
Tyler's back.

2273
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:14,360
These fucking flights to Miami now.

2274
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:20,360
For 1000, this English band formed in 1968 would consider the pioneers of metal.

2275
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:22,360
Who are the Beatles?

2276
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:24,360
No.

2277
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:26,360
Was Iron Maiden?

2278
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:28,360
Iron Maiden?

2279
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:30,360
No.

2280
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,360
Yeah, keep losing them boys.

2281
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:34,360
What are the Beatles? What time are they from?

2282
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:36,360
That's not metal you fucking retard.

2283
01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:38,360
I have a guess, but I don't want to guess it.

2284
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:40,360
I'm just gonna wait.

2285
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:42,360
Black Sabbath.

2286
01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:44,360
1968?

2287
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,360
That was not my guess.

2288
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:48,360
I didn't even know that was English.

2289
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:50,360
I was gonna say Zeppelin, but I did know that.

2290
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:52,360
What else did we got?

2291
01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:56,360
Fire and Ice, Foreign Languages, US Government Buildings.

2292
01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:58,360
All about blood.

2293
01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:00,360
The Twin Towers.

2294
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:02,360
Government Buildings for 200.

2295
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:04,360
This Washington building was burned down by the British in 1814.

2296
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:06,360
What is the White House?

2297
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:08,360
The White House.

2298
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:10,360
God damn it.

2299
01:35:10,360 --> 01:35:12,360
Government Buildings for 2000.

2300
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:14,360
Oh shit, you're going right to 2000.

2301
01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:18,360
The south wing of the US Capitol is home to this part of the government.

2302
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:20,360
Fuck.

2303
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:22,360
No, never mind.

2304
01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:24,360
You got you buzzed in, you gotta say something.

2305
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:28,360
The south wing of the Capitol is home to this part of the government.

2306
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:32,360
The south wing of the Capitol is home to this part of the government.

2307
01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:34,360
The south wing of the Capitol.

2308
01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:36,360
It's only one of two.

2309
01:35:36,360 --> 01:35:38,360
Not the White House itself.

2310
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,360
No, the US Capitol building.

2311
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:42,360
What are the branches?

2312
01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:44,360
I'm not telling you.

2313
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:46,360
What is the US Capitol building?

2314
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:48,360
I know the three branches and it's 50-50.

2315
01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:50,360
It's 50-50.

2316
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:52,360
It is 50-50.

2317
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:54,360
Wait, you don't know the branches?

2318
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:58,360
I'm not answering because if I don't get it right, the other answer Ali Mack is going to get.

2319
01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:00,360
That's true. I'll be fucking on it.

2320
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:02,360
I know both of them.

2321
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:04,360
Neither of us are going to say it.

2322
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:06,360
Hold on, no, no, no.

2323
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:08,360
No, no, no, stop.

2324
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:10,360
I was ready to let it die there.

2325
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:12,360
We'll die.

2326
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:14,360
Hold on, hold on.

2327
01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,360
There's the judicial, executive, and then the...

2328
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:18,360
What's the other branch?

2329
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:20,360
It starts with an L.

2330
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:22,360
Like laws and stuff.

2331
01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:24,360
What is it?

2332
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:26,360
Like laws and stuff.

2333
01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:28,360
No, that's the judicial branch.

2334
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:30,360
That's interpretation of laws.

2335
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:32,360
Who makes the laws?

2336
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:34,360
Okay, the second letter.

2337
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:36,360
What is the legislative branch?

2338
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:38,360
No, that was you.

2339
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:40,360
That was you.

2340
01:36:40,360 --> 01:36:42,360
That was you.

2341
01:36:42,360 --> 01:36:44,360
Judicial, what is judicial?

2342
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:46,360
What is the executive?

2343
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:48,360
What?

2344
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:52,360
I'm going to get out of this unscathed.

2345
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:54,360
I'm going to get out of this unscathed.

2346
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:56,360
Fuck this.

2347
01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:58,360
It would be the House of Representatives.

2348
01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:00,360
Fuck you!

2349
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:02,360
I fucking thought it was one of the two.

2350
01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:04,360
Can we get a score run down after this?

2351
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:06,360
I feel like that might have just shook things up a little bit.

2352
01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:08,360
Delaney has negative 3000.

2353
01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:10,360
Farley has negative 1399.

2354
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:12,360
Tyler has negative 1000.

2355
01:37:12,360 --> 01:37:14,360
And Ali Back has 800 points.

2356
01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:16,360
I tried to buzz in on both of them.

2357
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:18,360
I just got beat all the time.

2358
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:20,360
Holy shit.

2359
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:22,360
This is a disaster.

2360
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:24,360
Alright, we'll do government buildings for 1000.

2361
01:37:24,360 --> 01:37:26,360
There was a second plane.

2362
01:37:26,360 --> 01:37:30,360
This Philadelphia building is where the Declaration of Independence and the Declaration of Independence

2363
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,360
and the Declaration of Independence is being held.

2364
01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:40,360
And I'm going to go to the

2365
01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:42,360
where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were adopted.

2366
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:44,360
What is Liberty Hall?

2367
01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:46,360
Liberty Hall.

2368
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:48,360
Wait, what?

2369
01:37:48,360 --> 01:37:50,360
That's what it's fucking called!

2370
01:37:50,360 --> 01:37:52,360
It's not.

2371
01:37:52,360 --> 01:37:54,360
What is it? The House of Independence?

2372
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,360
Wait.

2373
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:58,360
The House of... No.

2374
01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:00,360
What is Independence Hall?

2375
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:02,360
Oh shit, you're my brother!

2376
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:04,360
He was my brother!

2377
01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:06,360
Fucking finally!

2378
01:38:06,360 --> 01:38:08,360
Stop pulling the goddamn buzzer.

2379
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:10,360
What did you say?

2380
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:12,360
Independence Hall.

2381
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,360
That's what I said!

2382
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:16,360
You said House of Independence.

2383
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:18,360
Oh my god, Ali Back, you fucking loser!

2384
01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:20,360
You fucking idiot!

2385
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:22,360
You guys are all the negative.

2386
01:38:22,360 --> 01:38:24,360
Tyler's back.

2387
01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:26,360
Am I the least in the negative?

2388
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:28,360
Yes, you are.

2389
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:30,360
Alright, what's the fucking...

2390
01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:32,360
This is bad, guys.

2391
01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:36,360
Metal, fire and ice, foreign languages.

2392
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,360
Still has them?

2393
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,360
Finish it up! Just finish it.

2394
01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:42,360
Fucking metal!

2395
01:38:42,360 --> 01:38:44,360
Corps Grinder is the lead vocalist of this death metal band.

2396
01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:46,360
What is Cannibal Corpse?

2397
01:38:46,360 --> 01:38:48,360
Fuck you! Stop knowing it!

2398
01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:50,360
Casey, can I have your vape, please?

2399
01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:54,360
My throw is still on fire from that thing.

2400
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:58,360
If I can get to zero, I'll be happy.

2401
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,360
If I can get back to my 601, I'll be happy.

2402
01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:04,360
Fire and ice, foreign languages, government buildings.

2403
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:06,360
Government buildings for whatever the highest these currently are.

2404
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:08,360
800. This building is headquarters for the FBI.

2405
01:39:08,360 --> 01:39:10,360
It was named after its first director.

2406
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:12,360
Nevermind.

2407
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,360
I thought I knew it.

2408
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:16,360
I didn't know it.

2409
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,360
What is the J. Edgar Hoover building?

2410
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:24,360
Oh yeah!

2411
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:26,360
Hell yeah, Dan.

2412
01:39:26,360 --> 01:39:28,360
It just came to me.

2413
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:30,360
I would have said the Pentagon.

2414
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,360
No, it wasn't the Pentagon.

2415
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:34,360
It's a D, right?

2416
01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:36,360
Dan's pick.

2417
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:38,360
Let's do government building.

2418
01:39:38,360 --> 01:39:40,360
For 400.

2419
01:39:40,360 --> 01:39:42,360
US coins with a letter P on the face are minted in this city.

2420
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:44,360
What is Philadelphia?

2421
01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:46,360
Damn!

2422
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:48,360
What's the other one?

2423
01:39:48,360 --> 01:39:50,360
There's D for Denver, I believe.

2424
01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:52,360
No, I thought it was Delaware.

2425
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:54,360
Delaware is a state fuck.

2426
01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:56,360
San Francisco.

2427
01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:58,360
Ali Max pick.

2428
01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:00,360
I didn't even know what category that was.

2429
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:02,360
Government buildings.

2430
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:04,360
How is that a government building?

2431
01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:06,360
That was a fucking...

2432
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:08,360
It's a city, it's not a government building.

2433
01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:10,360
I consider that not a fucking...

2434
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:12,360
Let's do all about blood.

2435
01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:14,360
Okay, 200.

2436
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:16,360
This is the name for a phenomenon that happens during a lunar eclipse.

2437
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:18,360
A fucking phenomenon that happens during a lunar eclipse?

2438
01:40:18,360 --> 01:40:20,360
Is it when fucking women have their periods all together or something?

2439
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:22,360
I don't fucking know.

2440
01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:24,360
Worldwide synchronization.

2441
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:26,360
I don't fucking know.

2442
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:28,360
I don't fucking know.

2443
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:30,360
Worldwide synchronization.

2444
01:40:30,360 --> 01:40:32,360
Worldwide fucking period.

2445
01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:34,360
Blood moon.

2446
01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:36,360
Oh.

2447
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,360
Keep it going.

2448
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:40,360
400.

2449
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:42,360
In Breaking Bad, season 5, episode 9...

2450
01:40:42,360 --> 01:40:44,360
Fuck! I don't know this shit!

2451
01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:48,360
...is named this in reference to Walt's criminal means of acquiring wealth.

2452
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:52,360
What is Breaking Bad?

2453
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:54,360
He broke bad to acquire wealth.

2454
01:40:54,360 --> 01:40:56,360
What is blood money?

2455
01:40:56,360 --> 01:40:58,360
It has... yes!

2456
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:00,360
It has blood in the answer!

2457
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:02,360
Oh!

2458
01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:04,360
I didn't watch Breaking Bad!

2459
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:06,360
I didn't know that was what the category was.

2460
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:08,360
What is Breaking Bad?

2461
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:10,360
The category is called all about blood.

2462
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:12,360
You didn't say that blood is in every answer though!

2463
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:14,360
I wouldn't have fucking guessed that!

2464
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:16,360
But why would that...

2465
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:18,360
That has nothing to do with blood though.

2466
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:20,360
Pick a category.

2467
01:41:20,360 --> 01:41:22,360
Fuck my life, dude.

2468
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:24,360
What am I doing?

2469
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:26,360
Fire and Ice, Foreign Language,

2470
01:41:26,360 --> 01:41:28,360
Government Buildings,

2471
01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:30,360
and all about blood.

2472
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:32,360
600.

2473
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:34,360
This Virginia building was attacked once,

2474
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:36,360
but not by the British.

2475
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,360
God damn it.

2476
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:42,360
Who was it attacked by?

2477
01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:44,360
That is a fucking humble.

2478
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:46,360
I can't tell you.

2479
01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:48,360
Anyone?

2480
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,360
The Pentagon.

2481
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:52,360
The Pentagon.

2482
01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:54,360
I thought that was in Virginia.

2483
01:41:54,360 --> 01:41:56,360
Oh, it was attacked once.

2484
01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:58,360
It was attacked by terrorists.

2485
01:41:58,360 --> 01:42:00,360
Terrorists!

2486
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:02,360
I was thinking back...

2487
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:04,360
Ladies and gentlemen, there was a third plane.

2488
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:06,360
Who's face?

2489
01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:08,360
Mine.

2490
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:10,360
You got Fire and Ice, Foreign Language, and Blood.

2491
01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:12,360
All about blood.

2492
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:14,360
Blood!

2493
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:16,360
What is the mitochondria?

2494
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:18,360
I thought it was going to be like

2495
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:20,360
a hematology question,

2496
01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:22,360
and I was ready to go.

2497
01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:24,360
Here's a hematology question.

2498
01:42:24,360 --> 01:42:26,360
Having a blood type of positive means

2499
01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:28,360
you're positive for this factor.

2500
01:42:28,360 --> 01:42:30,360
What is RH?

2501
01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:32,360
I'm stupid, okay?

2502
01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:34,360
I don't fucking know.

2503
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:36,360
See, this is the questions I was looking for in this category.

2504
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:38,360
I was a blue collar.

2505
01:42:38,360 --> 01:42:40,360
I'm in the army, man.

2506
01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:42,360
I'm fucking retarded.

2507
01:42:42,360 --> 01:42:44,360
Keep it going, man.

2508
01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:46,360
I fucking hate this category.

2509
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:48,360
800.

2510
01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:50,360
Sylvester Stallone plays Rambo in this

2511
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:52,360
1982 film.

2512
01:42:52,360 --> 01:42:54,360
The first of the Rambo series.

2513
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:56,360
Rambo First Blood.

2514
01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:58,360
I buzzed in! Fuck you!

2515
01:42:58,360 --> 01:43:00,360
I buzzed in!

2516
01:43:00,360 --> 01:43:02,360
He's the guest!

2517
01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:04,360
We both said it at the same time.

2518
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:06,360
Yeah, we did. Split the points.

2519
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:08,360
Wait, how many points does he have?

2520
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:10,360
1400.

2521
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:12,360
Give me all the points!

2522
01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:14,360
How much of a negative is he?

2523
01:43:14,360 --> 01:43:16,360
1300!

2524
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:18,360
Fine, fuck you.

2525
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:20,360
Fuck you.

2526
01:43:20,360 --> 01:43:22,360
Damn, Spick.

2527
01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:24,360
You're worse with the points

2528
01:43:24,360 --> 01:43:26,360
than I am with the samples.

2529
01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:28,360
Keep going.

2530
01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:30,360
For a thousand, this potent potable was

2531
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:32,360
named after the former queen of the scots.

2532
01:43:32,360 --> 01:43:34,360
What is Bloody Mary?

2533
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:36,360
Jesus fuck.

2534
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:38,360
Wait, what? Potable?

2535
01:43:38,360 --> 01:43:40,360
Potable.

2536
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:42,360
Potent drink.

2537
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:44,360
Alcoholic drink.

2538
01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:46,360
Say alcoholic drink!

2539
01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:48,360
No, it's potent potable.

2540
01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:50,360
Tyler's fake.

2541
01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:52,360
Blood!

2542
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,360
This is the name of a device

2543
01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:56,360
used to measure blood pressure.

2544
01:43:56,360 --> 01:43:58,360
What is a sphynomenometer?

2545
01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,360
I'll give it to you.

2546
01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:02,360
What is it?

2547
01:44:02,360 --> 01:44:04,360
What is a BP Cup?

2548
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:06,360
What do you accept as blood pressure?

2549
01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:08,360
Sphynomenometer.

2550
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:10,360
Sphynomenometer.

2551
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:12,360
I'm saying BP Cup.

2552
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,360
And you use it to listen to the sounds of

2553
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:16,360
cork cough.

2554
01:44:16,360 --> 01:44:18,360
Dan Spick, you got fire and ice

2555
01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:20,360
in foreign languages.

2556
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:22,360
Fire and ice.

2557
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:24,360
Water freezes at this temperature.

2558
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:26,360
Sorry, can you finish it?

2559
01:44:26,360 --> 01:44:28,360
No, you can't. You buzzed in.

2560
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:30,360
In Celsius.

2561
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,360
I buzzed in!

2562
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:34,360
Zero degrees Celsius.

2563
01:44:34,360 --> 01:44:36,360
Fuck you!

2564
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:38,360
We really got it.

2565
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:40,360
You know what? I'm just going to start

2566
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,360
smacking the table.

2567
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:44,360
That seems more logical, to be honest.

2568
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:46,360
Y'all can hear that.

2569
01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:48,360
I'm out of the negative.

2570
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:50,360
I'm going to put the buzzer down and look up the strip.

2571
01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,360
Jesus Christ.

2572
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:54,360
You're in the game now, Danny!

2573
01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:56,360
You got a shot, Dan.

2574
01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:58,360
I'm ready with my

2575
01:44:58,360 --> 01:45:00,360
buzzer.

2576
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:02,360
It's anybody's game.

2577
01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:04,360
You got fire and ice for foreign language.

2578
01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:06,360
Dan, you've got to pick.

2579
01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,360
Those are two shitty categories.

2580
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:10,360
400. These three

2581
01:45:10,360 --> 01:45:12,360
components are necessary for fire

2582
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:14,360
and are called the fire triangle.

2583
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:16,360
What is

2584
01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:18,360
heat,

2585
01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:20,360
fuel,

2586
01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:22,360
and weight,

2587
01:45:22,360 --> 01:45:24,360
oxygen?

2588
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:26,360
Nice!

2589
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:28,360
Actually, it's the fire tetrahedron

2590
01:45:28,360 --> 01:45:30,360
and then there's uninhibited chemical reaction.

2591
01:45:30,360 --> 01:45:32,360
It's the tetrahedron!

2592
01:45:32,360 --> 01:45:34,360
Ready for that, though.

2593
01:45:34,360 --> 01:45:36,360
Not ready for that conversation.

2594
01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:38,360
I guess keep it going.

2595
01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:40,360
Fire and ice. I thought this was going to be Game of Thrones.

2596
01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:42,360
Nope.

2597
01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:44,360
600. When carbon dioxide freezes, it is known as

2598
01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:46,360
this type of ice.

2599
01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:48,360
Dry ice! What is dry ice?

2600
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:50,360
Jesus Christ.

2601
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:52,360
Keep it going!

2602
01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:54,360
Good shit.

2603
01:45:54,360 --> 01:45:56,360
That's what he has to do

2604
01:45:56,360 --> 01:45:58,360
to get his points around here.

2605
01:45:58,360 --> 01:46:00,360
Nobody believes him when he buzzes in.

2606
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:02,360
Hey, here's our guest. We're going to give you the

2607
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:04,360
buzzer that we just fucking

2608
01:46:04,360 --> 01:46:06,360
ignore. I make my own buzzer.

2609
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:08,360
800. This chemical

2610
01:46:08,360 --> 01:46:10,360
element is also found in the human

2611
01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:12,360
body. It's commonly used as

2612
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:14,360
a fire starter.

2613
01:46:14,360 --> 01:46:16,360
Fuck. I think I got that.

2614
01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:18,360
Dan.

2615
01:46:18,360 --> 01:46:20,360
A fire starter?

2616
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,360
Yeah, this chemical

2617
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:24,360
element also found in the human body is

2618
01:46:24,360 --> 01:46:26,360
commonly used as a fire starter.

2619
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:28,360
You got this, dude.

2620
01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:30,360
You got it.

2621
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:32,360
I was going to say

2622
01:46:32,360 --> 01:46:34,360
that.

2623
01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:36,360
Did he buy a timeout?

2624
01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:38,360
Can I buzz? Yeah.

2625
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:40,360
What is carbon?

2626
01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:42,360
No.

2627
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:44,360
I'm going to keep the buzzer down.

2628
01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:46,360
I thought it was that too.

2629
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:48,360
We're carbon based life forms.

2630
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:50,360
I have two guesses,

2631
01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:52,360
but they're both wrong.

2632
01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:54,360
Magnesium. Yeah, I was completely wrong.

2633
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:56,360
What was it?

2634
01:46:56,360 --> 01:46:58,360
I was going to say nitrogen or hydrogen.

2635
01:46:58,360 --> 01:47:00,360
What's the points

2636
01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:02,360
category we got right now?

2637
01:47:02,360 --> 01:47:04,360
What's the points we got going on?

2638
01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:06,360
Points category.

2639
01:47:06,360 --> 01:47:08,360
Delaney's got zero. Dan

2640
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:10,360
Farley's got one.

2641
01:47:10,360 --> 01:47:12,360
Fuck you.

2642
01:47:12,360 --> 01:47:14,360
Ellie Max got 800. Tyler's got 1600.

2643
01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:16,360
I need you two to start fucking

2644
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,360
up so I can win with one

2645
01:47:18,360 --> 01:47:20,360
point. Guys, this is still anybody's game.

2646
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:22,360
You win with one point. I need to win.

2647
01:47:22,360 --> 01:47:24,360
It's Dan's point.

2648
01:47:24,360 --> 01:47:26,360
It's Farley's.

2649
01:47:26,360 --> 01:47:28,360
Fire and ice and four and nine.

2650
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:30,360
Fuck it. Wait, what?

2651
01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:32,360
Fire and ice. Just keep going.

2652
01:47:32,360 --> 01:47:34,360
A thousand. Ice sinks

2653
01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:36,360
to the bottom when placed in this type of

2654
01:47:36,360 --> 01:47:38,360
water which can be lethal to

2655
01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:40,360
multicellular organisms.

2656
01:47:40,360 --> 01:47:42,360
I think I know it, but it's not worth it.

2657
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:44,360
It's not worth it.

2658
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:46,360
I think I know it too, but I don't want to like

2659
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:48,360
fuck up my life.

2660
01:47:48,360 --> 01:47:50,360
Are we going to timeout?

2661
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:52,360
Yes. Heavy water.

2662
01:47:52,360 --> 01:47:54,360
Heavy water?

2663
01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,360
What the fuck?

2664
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:58,360
H3O.

2665
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:00,360
It's used in nuclear armaments and stuff.

2666
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:02,360
It's H3O.

2667
01:48:02,360 --> 01:48:04,360
Any more in that? Yeah, we'll do it.

2668
01:48:04,360 --> 01:48:06,360
Two thousand.

2669
01:48:06,360 --> 01:48:08,360
A man attempting to forge a sword with fire

2670
01:48:08,360 --> 01:48:10,360
burned down three blocks of this New York

2671
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,360
town in 2018.

2672
01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:14,360
Oh damn. Really?

2673
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:16,360
Why would I know that?

2674
01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:18,360
Good thing I didn't get it because I thought it was Rensler.

2675
01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:20,360
Tyler, you got foreign languages.

2676
01:48:20,360 --> 01:48:22,360
Wait, what was that guy's name?

2677
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:24,360
Let's do foreign languages for two thousand.

2678
01:48:24,360 --> 01:48:26,360
God damn it.

2679
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:28,360
Two thousand.

2680
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:30,360
This is the official language of Georgia.

2681
01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:32,360
The country?

2682
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:34,360
Or the state?

2683
01:48:34,360 --> 01:48:36,360
What is Russian?

2684
01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:38,360
The country or the state?

2685
01:48:38,360 --> 01:48:40,360
The country.

2686
01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:42,360
You said that so convincingly.

2687
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:44,360
I thought you were right.

2688
01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:46,360
Well, I think it's a Slavic country.

2689
01:48:46,360 --> 01:48:48,360
I think so, yeah.

2690
01:48:48,360 --> 01:48:50,360
Anyone? No.

2691
01:48:50,360 --> 01:48:52,360
That'd be Georgian.

2692
01:48:52,360 --> 01:48:54,360
What the fucking?

2693
01:48:54,360 --> 01:48:56,360
Georgian's a language?

2694
01:48:56,360 --> 01:48:58,360
Apparently. Foreign language for a thousand.

2695
01:48:58,360 --> 01:49:00,360
Oh, what happened?

2696
01:49:00,360 --> 01:49:02,360
My whole screen just...

2697
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:04,360
I just got the blue screen of death.

2698
01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:06,360
How many points?

2699
01:49:06,360 --> 01:49:08,360
No, we're good. A thousand?

2700
01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:10,360
An official language in the Netherlands and Belgium.

2701
01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:14,360
What is Dutch?

2702
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:16,360
Yeah.

2703
01:49:16,360 --> 01:49:18,360
I knew it!

2704
01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:20,360
Am I at zero again?

2705
01:49:20,360 --> 01:49:22,360
No, I got negative one thousand.

2706
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,360
Just get the eight hundred and then the fucking six hundred, dude.

2707
01:49:24,360 --> 01:49:26,360
And you're positive two hundred.

2708
01:49:26,360 --> 01:49:28,360
I need both of those.

2709
01:49:28,360 --> 01:49:30,360
I was sure about that Russian one.

2710
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:32,360
I was sure you had it.

2711
01:49:32,360 --> 01:49:34,360
Foreign languages.

2712
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:36,360
Stan.

2713
01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:38,360
No, he got it wrong.

2714
01:49:38,360 --> 01:49:40,360
It's me because he got it wrong.

2715
01:49:40,360 --> 01:49:42,360
It doesn't matter because there's one category!

2716
01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:44,360
But it does matter with the points.

2717
01:49:44,360 --> 01:49:46,360
It does.

2718
01:49:46,360 --> 01:49:48,360
800.

2719
01:49:48,360 --> 01:49:52,360
Cote d'Ivoire means ivory coast in this language.

2720
01:49:52,360 --> 01:49:54,360
The official language of the country.

2721
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:58,360
Cote d'Ivoire?

2722
01:49:58,360 --> 01:50:00,360
Spell it.

2723
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:02,360
Cote d'Ivoire.

2724
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:04,360
C-O-T-E-O-I-R-E.

2725
01:50:04,360 --> 01:50:06,360
C-O-T-E-O-I-R-E.

2726
01:50:06,360 --> 01:50:08,360
Cote d'Ivoire, it's country.

2727
01:50:08,360 --> 01:50:10,360
Cote d'Ivoire, it's country.

2728
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:12,360
No?

2729
01:50:12,360 --> 01:50:14,360
Wait, hold on a sec.

2730
01:50:14,360 --> 01:50:16,360
Cote d'Ivoire?

2731
01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:18,360
French.

2732
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:20,360
I was gonna say it!

2733
01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:22,360
I was gonna say that but I thought you said it was a daily double.

2734
01:50:22,360 --> 01:50:24,360
God damn it.

2735
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:26,360
Son of a bitch.

2736
01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:28,360
That's the most French fucking thing I've ever fucking heard.

2737
01:50:28,360 --> 01:50:30,360
Yes!

2738
01:50:30,360 --> 01:50:32,360
And neither of us said anything!

2739
01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:34,360
Six hundred!

2740
01:50:34,360 --> 01:50:36,360
I thought it but you said it was a daily double.

2741
01:50:36,360 --> 01:50:38,360
I was really backing you there and now it's just fucking jittery at the button here.

2742
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:40,360
Six hundred!

2743
01:50:40,360 --> 01:50:42,360
Six hundred!

2744
01:50:42,360 --> 01:50:44,360
Name one of the two official languages of Afghanistan.

2745
01:50:44,360 --> 01:50:46,360
Name one of the two official languages of Afghanistan.

2746
01:50:46,360 --> 01:50:48,360
Arabic.

2747
01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:50,360
What?

2748
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,360
Bullshit!

2749
01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:54,360
What is Urdu?

2750
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:56,360
What's the other one?

2751
01:50:56,360 --> 01:50:58,360
Don't fucking look at me like that!

2752
01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:00,360
What is Afghani?

2753
01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:02,360
Afghani? No.

2754
01:51:02,360 --> 01:51:04,360
I'm not doing that.

2755
01:51:04,360 --> 01:51:06,360
Guys, we're standing in the wind!

2756
01:51:06,360 --> 01:51:08,360
Uhhhhhhhhh...

2757
01:51:08,360 --> 01:51:10,360
No, don't just keep taking pot shots!

2758
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:12,360
Okay Tyler, you gotta buzz it.

2759
01:51:12,360 --> 01:51:14,360
Buzz in, you pussy!

2760
01:51:14,360 --> 01:51:16,360
Dan!

2761
01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:18,360
Wait a minute.

2762
01:51:18,360 --> 01:51:20,360
What is Russian?

2763
01:51:20,360 --> 01:51:22,360
Russian whatever!

2764
01:51:22,360 --> 01:51:24,360
So fucking long!

2765
01:51:24,360 --> 01:51:26,360
We just named the languages!

2766
01:51:26,360 --> 01:51:28,360
Hold on, hold on.

2767
01:51:28,360 --> 01:51:30,360
Please don't!

2768
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,360
Guys, you were with me five seconds ago!

2769
01:51:32,360 --> 01:51:34,360
Everybody's sinking now!

2770
01:51:34,360 --> 01:51:36,360
Dan!

2771
01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:38,360
I did not!

2772
01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:40,360
What are they?

2773
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,360
You pushed it!

2774
01:51:42,360 --> 01:51:44,360
Pashto and Dari.

2775
01:51:44,360 --> 01:51:46,360
Who the fuck knows that?

2776
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:48,360
If I had gone to Afghanistan, I would have!

2777
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:50,360
Alright, what point values do we have?

2778
01:51:50,360 --> 01:51:52,360
Two hundred and four hundred.

2779
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:54,360
Fuck! For fucking four.

2780
01:51:54,360 --> 01:51:56,360
I'm not coming back.

2781
01:51:56,360 --> 01:51:58,360
Negative two thousand.

2782
01:51:58,360 --> 01:52:00,360
Come back, it's a beer.

2783
01:52:00,360 --> 01:52:02,360
Daily double.

2784
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:04,360
You got thirty six hundred.

2785
01:52:04,360 --> 01:52:06,360
Bet it all!

2786
01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:08,360
Don't be a pussy.

2787
01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:10,360
I'll bet two thousand.

2788
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:12,360
Four hundred.

2789
01:52:12,360 --> 01:52:14,360
No, bet it all!

2790
01:52:14,360 --> 01:52:16,360
I'm betting four hundred!

2791
01:52:16,360 --> 01:52:18,360
I'm betting four hundred.

2792
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:20,360
You're such a pussy.

2793
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:22,360
Tyler, we gotta raise the stakes here.

2794
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:24,360
It's four hundred.

2795
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:26,360
No, I don't! I'm betting four hundred!

2796
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:28,360
You're such a bitch!

2797
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:30,360
Tyler, name three of the five most popular

2798
01:52:30,360 --> 01:52:32,360
romance languages.

2799
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:34,360
You lose all your money if you don't get it.

2800
01:52:34,360 --> 01:52:36,360
Okay, so we got Italian.

2801
01:52:36,360 --> 01:52:38,360
We got Spanish.

2802
01:52:38,360 --> 01:52:40,360
We have...

2803
01:52:40,360 --> 01:52:42,360
How many do I have to fucking do?

2804
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:44,360
Three.

2805
01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:46,360
If you fail to get this one,

2806
01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:48,360
I'm gonna throw my buzzer at you.

2807
01:52:48,360 --> 01:52:50,360
French?

2808
01:52:52,360 --> 01:52:54,360
Yeah.

2809
01:52:54,360 --> 01:52:58,360
It took you so goddamn long to say French.

2810
01:52:58,360 --> 01:53:00,360
I was hoping you were just fucking

2811
01:53:00,360 --> 01:53:02,360
fucked up. You're like, German.

2812
01:53:02,360 --> 01:53:06,360
The angriest language!

2813
01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,360
Finally for two hundred. This language has the highest

2814
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:10,360
number of native speakers.

2815
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:16,360
What is Spanish?

2816
01:53:16,360 --> 01:53:18,360
No.

2817
01:53:18,360 --> 01:53:20,360
What is...

2818
01:53:20,360 --> 01:53:22,360
What is German?

2819
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:24,360
What?

2820
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:26,360
No, I buzzed in.

2821
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:28,360
It was Mandarin.

2822
01:53:28,360 --> 01:53:30,360
He buzzed in.

2823
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:32,360
I was gonna try and give as many wrong answers as I could.

2824
01:53:32,360 --> 01:53:34,360
Just to bury myself.

2825
01:53:34,360 --> 01:53:36,360
What are the point totals?

2826
01:53:36,360 --> 01:53:38,360
Delaney's got

2827
01:53:38,360 --> 01:53:40,360
negative eighteen hundred.

2828
01:53:40,360 --> 01:53:42,360
Farley's got negative thirteen ninety nine.

2829
01:53:42,360 --> 01:53:44,360
Hey, back to where I was!

2830
01:53:44,360 --> 01:53:46,360
Ali-Max got two hundred.

2831
01:53:46,360 --> 01:53:48,360
Oh, shit, I'm in the positive, boys.

2832
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:50,360
Net positive.

2833
01:53:50,360 --> 01:53:52,360
Fuck you!

2834
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:54,360
Four twenty!

2835
01:53:54,360 --> 01:53:56,360
You're gonna text me your wagers.

2836
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:58,360
How much do I have?

2837
01:53:58,360 --> 01:54:00,360
Two hundred? Two hundred.

2838
01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:02,360
I should be able to wager.

2839
01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:04,360
Even though I have negative.

2840
01:54:04,360 --> 01:54:06,360
God Samuels actually...

2841
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,360
Can I take it for next game?

2842
01:54:08,360 --> 01:54:10,360
Can I wager Tyler's points?

2843
01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,360
Can I wager Tyler's points?

2844
01:54:12,360 --> 01:54:14,360
You can't wager my points!

2845
01:54:14,360 --> 01:54:16,360
I'm in the negatives. I should be able to wager

2846
01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:18,360
thirteen ninety nine of his points.

2847
01:54:18,360 --> 01:54:20,360
A negative number.

2848
01:54:20,360 --> 01:54:22,360
Will it affect him, though?

2849
01:54:22,360 --> 01:54:24,360
How can I wager a negative number?

2850
01:54:24,360 --> 01:54:26,360
Exactly.

2851
01:54:26,360 --> 01:54:28,360
I think everybody gets wagered zero, but they can wager

2852
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:30,360
what they have in the negatives.

2853
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:32,360
Can I wager a negative five thousand?

2854
01:54:32,360 --> 01:54:34,360
But if he gets it wrong,

2855
01:54:34,360 --> 01:54:36,360
he gets negative five thousand.

2856
01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:38,360
That's not how this works!

2857
01:54:38,360 --> 01:54:40,360
I think it should be.

2858
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:42,360
I'm a single player him, but no one else.

2859
01:54:42,360 --> 01:54:44,360
Just him.

2860
01:54:44,360 --> 01:54:46,360
You can wager a negative number, but

2861
01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:48,360
you can't wager a positive.

2862
01:54:48,360 --> 01:54:50,360
That doesn't count!

2863
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:52,360
No, I wagered negative five thousand.

2864
01:54:52,360 --> 01:54:54,360
But a negative times a positive

2865
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:56,360
does not make a positive.

2866
01:54:56,360 --> 01:54:58,360
So fuck you.

2867
01:54:58,360 --> 01:55:00,360
What the fuck you talking about?

2868
01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:02,360
How many negatives do you have?

2869
01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:04,360
Five thousand of them.

2870
01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:08,360
There you go. Bet it all.

2871
01:55:08,360 --> 01:55:10,360
Bet it all, Dan.

2872
01:55:10,360 --> 01:55:12,360
What's the fucking category?

2873
01:55:12,360 --> 01:55:14,360
Give me the question number.

2874
01:55:14,360 --> 01:55:16,360
Negative five thousand.

2875
01:55:16,360 --> 01:55:18,360
Music.

2876
01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:20,360
Music? Alright.

2877
01:55:22,360 --> 01:55:24,360
Chop chop.

2878
01:55:24,360 --> 01:55:26,360
Don't bang in. We text him the answer.

2879
01:55:26,360 --> 01:55:28,360
Oh, okay.

2880
01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:30,360
Yeah, I fucked that up a couple times where I could have won

2881
01:55:30,360 --> 01:55:32,360
games and I buzzed in.

2882
01:55:32,360 --> 01:55:34,360
I can't open my phone. My fingerprint's broken.

2883
01:55:34,360 --> 01:55:36,360
Fuck. Shit, I just

2884
01:55:36,360 --> 01:55:38,360
locked myself out of my phone.

2885
01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:40,360
We're good.

2886
01:55:40,360 --> 01:55:42,360
I think I burned my thumbprint off.

2887
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:44,360
Do method drives.

2888
01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:46,360
Do method drives.

2889
01:55:46,360 --> 01:55:48,360
Um.

2890
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:50,360
Did you text me your wager?

2891
01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:52,360
Oh, I have to text you my wager?

2892
01:55:52,360 --> 01:55:54,360
Yeah.

2893
01:55:54,360 --> 01:55:56,360
The fucking wager that none of you can win.

2894
01:55:56,360 --> 01:55:58,360
Besides AliMac, which is

2895
01:55:58,360 --> 01:56:00,360
four hundred at most.

2896
01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:02,360
Where's the question gonna be?

2897
01:56:02,360 --> 01:56:04,360
I know, you guys

2898
01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:06,360
have the advantage for

2899
01:56:06,360 --> 01:56:08,360
singing the wrong song.

2900
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:10,360
No, you guys have the advantage

2901
01:56:10,360 --> 01:56:12,360
for singing further into the negative here.

2902
01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:14,360
I wish I was in your shoes.

2903
01:56:14,360 --> 01:56:16,360
Wait, they can win?

2904
01:56:16,360 --> 01:56:18,360
You got answers? What?

2905
01:56:18,360 --> 01:56:20,360
You already asked the question? No, no. I got your wagers.

2906
01:56:20,360 --> 01:56:22,360
Alright, cool. I thought you said answers.

2907
01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,360
The question is, this rock guitarist was featured

2908
01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:26,360
with Michael Jackson on the 1982

2909
01:56:26,360 --> 01:56:28,360
song Beat It.

2910
01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:30,360
What?

2911
01:56:30,360 --> 01:56:32,360
Wait.

2912
01:56:32,360 --> 01:56:34,360
Say it again.

2913
01:56:34,360 --> 01:56:36,360
This rock guitarist was featured with Michael Jackson

2914
01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:38,360
on the 1982 song Beat It.

2915
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:42,360
1982.

2916
01:56:42,360 --> 01:56:44,360
I win, guys.

2917
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:48,360
I don't know.

2918
01:56:48,360 --> 01:56:50,360
If fucking Farley comes out

2919
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:52,360
with the negative five thousand, he can turn that

2920
01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:54,360
to positive ten thousand. That doesn't make

2921
01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:56,360
sense. I think it makes

2922
01:56:56,360 --> 01:56:58,360
a whole lot of sense. Actually, technically,

2923
01:56:58,360 --> 01:57:00,360
hang on. It would be addition. Shut up.

2924
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:02,360
Hang on.

2925
01:57:02,360 --> 01:57:04,360
I don't even. I would actually come out

2926
01:57:04,360 --> 01:57:06,360
with a net positive of six million nine

2927
01:57:06,360 --> 01:57:08,360
hundred and ninety five thousand.

2928
01:57:08,360 --> 01:57:10,360
That's not math. I agree with

2929
01:57:10,360 --> 01:57:12,360
that. Dan,

2930
01:57:12,360 --> 01:57:14,360
I don't need to see any proof. I believe you.

2931
01:57:14,360 --> 01:57:16,360
That doesn't make sense.

2932
01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:18,360
How do you make a negative?

2933
01:57:18,360 --> 01:57:20,360
There we go. I'm debating

2934
01:57:20,360 --> 01:57:22,360
between sending in a joke answer.

2935
01:57:22,360 --> 01:57:24,360
Shut up.

2936
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:26,360
If you add a negative to a negative, it would be even

2937
01:57:26,360 --> 01:57:28,360
more negative.

2938
01:57:28,360 --> 01:57:30,360
Yeah, a negative five thousand

2939
01:57:30,360 --> 01:57:32,360
times a negative thirteen ninety nine.

2940
01:57:32,360 --> 01:57:34,360
Shut the fuck up. Here I am.

2941
01:57:34,360 --> 01:57:36,360
Why can't I think? I fucking know this.

2942
01:57:36,360 --> 01:57:38,360
It's addition.

2943
01:57:38,360 --> 01:57:40,360
You don't time-train some gentlemen.

2944
01:57:40,360 --> 01:57:42,360
That doesn't make sense. You add.

2945
01:57:42,360 --> 01:57:44,360
And if you added a negative to a negative,

2946
01:57:44,360 --> 01:57:46,360
it's even more negative.

2947
01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:48,360
No, it's not. You piece of shit bitch.

2948
01:57:48,360 --> 01:57:50,360
You add a negative to a negative, it's even

2949
01:57:50,360 --> 01:57:52,360
more negative. You're negative ten thousand.

2950
01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:54,360
Quit being a pussy.

2951
01:57:54,360 --> 01:57:56,360
That doesn't know. Yes, it does.

2952
01:57:56,360 --> 01:57:58,360
Yes, it does.

2953
01:57:58,360 --> 01:58:00,360
Dude, it's basic

2954
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:02,360
math.

2955
01:58:02,360 --> 01:58:04,360
Negative five grand.

2956
01:58:04,360 --> 01:58:06,360
Negative five grand.

2957
01:58:06,360 --> 01:58:08,360
Sounds like pussy talk.

2958
01:58:08,360 --> 01:58:10,360
Plus negative five.

2959
01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:12,360
It's negative.

2960
01:58:12,360 --> 01:58:14,360
Ali-Mac says who is Sting?

2961
01:58:14,360 --> 01:58:16,360
That's a band, isn't it?

2962
01:58:16,360 --> 01:58:18,360
I put that in as a joke.

2963
01:58:18,360 --> 01:58:20,360
I didn't fucking know. Ali-Mac

2964
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:22,360
bet one ninety nine. He's down to a dollar.

2965
01:58:24,360 --> 01:58:26,360
Dan Farley says who is

2966
01:58:26,360 --> 01:58:28,360
Slash?

2967
01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:30,360
He bet negative five thousand.

2968
01:58:30,360 --> 01:58:32,360
He's staying at

2969
01:58:32,360 --> 01:58:34,360
negative eighteen hundred.

2970
01:58:34,360 --> 01:58:36,360
Tyler says Eddie Van Halen.

2971
01:58:36,360 --> 01:58:38,360
Oh, fuck. Yeah.

2972
01:58:38,360 --> 01:58:40,360
He bet one dollar.

2973
01:58:40,360 --> 01:58:42,360
You bitch.

2974
01:58:42,360 --> 01:58:44,360
14-01.

2975
01:58:44,360 --> 01:58:46,360
Oh, Dan says Eddie

2976
01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:48,360
Van Halen.

2977
01:58:48,360 --> 01:58:50,360
Negative hundred thousand.

2978
01:58:50,360 --> 01:58:52,360
You can't do that.

2979
01:58:52,360 --> 01:58:54,360
Times negative eighteen hundred is

2980
01:58:54,360 --> 01:58:56,360
Dan wins with one hundred eighty

2981
01:58:56,360 --> 01:58:58,360
million points.

2982
01:58:58,360 --> 01:59:00,360
Yes!

2983
01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:02,360
Dan wins!

2984
01:59:02,360 --> 01:59:04,360
Finally!

2985
01:59:04,360 --> 01:59:06,360
Dan wins!

2986
01:59:06,360 --> 01:59:08,360
Dan wins!

2987
01:59:08,360 --> 01:59:10,360
Dan wins!

2988
01:59:10,360 --> 01:59:12,360
Dan, you blew that one out

2989
01:59:12,360 --> 01:59:14,360
of the water.

2990
01:59:14,360 --> 01:59:16,360
Yeah, I know. I really got it with that

2991
01:59:16,360 --> 01:59:18,360
Beatles are the king of

2992
01:59:18,360 --> 01:59:20,360
the father of the crocodile.

2993
01:59:20,360 --> 01:59:22,360
What comes from behind

2994
01:59:22,360 --> 01:59:24,360
Quinn? That's insane.

2995
01:59:24,360 --> 01:59:26,360
Snatched it from the jaws of

2996
01:59:26,360 --> 01:59:28,360
a bee. You really got a

2997
01:59:28,360 --> 01:59:30,360
double negative situation. Yeah.

2998
01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:32,360
Yeah. I like that. You pulled

2999
01:59:32,360 --> 01:59:34,360
that out of a left feeling.

3000
01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:36,360
That's how Jeopardy works, Tyler.

3001
01:59:36,360 --> 01:59:38,360
That was my technique the entire time

3002
01:59:38,360 --> 01:59:40,360
is to go into the negative so that I

3003
01:59:40,360 --> 01:59:42,360
can multiply by a negative.

3004
01:59:42,360 --> 01:59:44,360
That doesn't make sense.

3005
01:59:44,360 --> 01:59:46,360
In your fake Jeopardy world

3006
01:59:46,360 --> 01:59:48,360
doesn't. This is real Jeopardy.

3007
01:59:48,360 --> 01:59:50,360
Stakes are high.

3008
01:59:50,360 --> 01:59:52,360
New strats.

3009
01:59:52,360 --> 01:59:54,360
New strats, guys.

3010
01:59:54,360 --> 01:59:56,360
There's a new meta in Jeopardy.

3011
01:59:56,360 --> 01:59:58,360
This is going to usher

3012
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:00,360
in a new age.

3013
02:00:00,360 --> 02:00:02,360
You got me with the RH factor one.

3014
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:04,360
This is going to be anarchy.

3015
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:06,360
I thought the whole

3016
02:00:06,360 --> 02:00:08,360
thing was going to be hematology.

3017
02:00:08,360 --> 02:00:10,360
I like that shit.

3018
02:00:10,360 --> 02:00:12,360
Look at what is breaking bad.

3019
02:00:12,360 --> 02:00:14,360
That's my downfall.

3020
02:00:14,360 --> 02:00:16,360
I would have fucking got blood money.

3021
02:00:16,360 --> 02:00:18,360
Tyler had a rage moment against

3022
02:00:18,360 --> 02:00:20,360
our math and now it's sad.

3023
02:00:20,360 --> 02:00:22,360
This doesn't go.

3024
02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:24,360
I accept it.

3025
02:00:24,360 --> 02:00:26,360
I take this to the board of directors.

3026
02:00:26,360 --> 02:00:28,360
What win is that for Mr.

3027
02:00:28,360 --> 02:00:30,360
Delaney here? Zero.

3028
02:00:32,360 --> 02:00:34,360
I just wanted to play this.

3029
02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:36,360
Just so if you think that

3030
02:00:36,360 --> 02:00:38,360
Tyler's smart because he wins all the time.

3031
02:00:38,360 --> 02:00:40,360
This guy has an IQ

3032
02:00:40,360 --> 02:00:42,360
of 200.

3033
02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:44,360
We had to ask the Jeopardy

3034
02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:46,360
questions. How do you think you do?

3035
02:00:46,360 --> 02:00:48,360
Langen says sometimes he

3036
02:00:48,360 --> 02:00:50,360
aces it. Sometimes he can barely

3037
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:52,360
answer a question.

3038
02:00:52,360 --> 02:00:54,360
I win fair and square.

3039
02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:56,360
You guys have to win.

3040
02:00:56,360 --> 02:00:58,360
He fucking saved me.

3041
02:00:58,360 --> 02:01:00,360
Usually that kind of mind

3042
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:02,360
does not belong to a person who is capable

3043
02:01:02,360 --> 02:01:04,360
of deep thought.

3044
02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:10,360
Thank you.

3045
02:01:10,360 --> 02:01:12,360
I'm going to go home.

3046
02:01:12,360 --> 02:01:14,360
I'm going to celebrate.

3047
02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:16,360
I'm going to sleep because I got work

3048
02:01:16,360 --> 02:01:18,360
in fucking five and a half hours.

3049
02:01:18,360 --> 02:01:20,360
I'm going to go home and celebrate Dan's

3050
02:01:20,360 --> 02:01:22,360
win. Thanks for being on Dan.

3051
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:24,360
Like us on Facebook and

3052
02:01:24,360 --> 02:01:26,360
X. Fuck everybody.

3053
02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:28,360
Send us an email.

3054
02:01:28,360 --> 02:01:30,360
Untie your podcast 73.

3055
02:01:32,360 --> 02:01:34,360
And as always be kind yourself.

3056
02:01:34,360 --> 02:01:36,360
Go fuck yourself.

3057
02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:38,360
I hate everybody who listens to this podcast.

3058
02:01:38,360 --> 02:01:40,360
Everybody who listens to this podcast

3059
02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:42,360
is fucking retarded.

3060
02:01:42,360 --> 02:01:44,360
Who fucking likes this Jeopardy game

3061
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:46,360
is fucking retarded.

3062
02:01:46,360 --> 02:01:48,360
I hate everybody

3063
02:01:48,360 --> 02:01:50,360
in this room.

3064
02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:52,360
I hate your stupid fucking

3065
02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:54,360
made up rules.

3066
02:01:54,360 --> 02:01:56,360
I think every single one of you should fucking

3067
02:01:56,360 --> 02:01:58,360
get in a car accident.

3068
02:01:58,360 --> 02:02:00,360
This is karma

3069
02:02:00,360 --> 02:02:02,360
for betting all the time.

3070
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:04,360
This is karma.

3071
02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:06,360
No, no, no, no, no.

3072
02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:08,360
This is karma for having 3600 points

3073
02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:12,360
and betting 400 you pussy.

3074
02:02:12,360 --> 02:02:14,360
For all we know

3075
02:02:14,360 --> 02:02:16,360
robots have souls.

3076
02:02:16,360 --> 02:02:18,360
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3077
02:02:18,360 --> 02:02:20,360
How do you know?

3078
02:02:20,360 --> 02:02:22,360
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3079
02:02:22,360 --> 02:02:28,360
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

3080
02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:30,360
Fuck no.

3081
02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:34,360
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

3082
02:02:34,360 --> 02:02:36,360
Yes we are.

3083
02:02:36,360 --> 02:02:38,360
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

3084
02:02:38,360 --> 02:02:40,360
I wonder if you got them gay by the end of the day.

3085
02:02:40,360 --> 02:02:42,360
Extended episodes.

3086
02:02:42,360 --> 02:02:44,360
Where the fuck did the germans come from?

3087
02:02:44,360 --> 02:02:46,360
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3088
02:02:46,360 --> 02:02:48,360
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3089
02:02:48,360 --> 02:02:50,360
Oh, they're killing

3090
02:02:50,360 --> 02:02:52,360
They're killing all already born babies

3091
02:02:52,360 --> 02:02:54,360
and selling them to the Chinese.

3092
02:02:54,360 --> 02:02:56,360
Aliens exist as...

3093
02:02:56,360 --> 02:02:58,360
Somewhere in China

3094
02:02:58,360 --> 02:03:00,360
in some days

3095
02:03:00,360 --> 02:03:02,360
there are super soldiers that are at least

3096
02:03:02,360 --> 02:03:04,360
9 or 10 feet tall.

3097
02:03:04,360 --> 02:03:06,360
Anthropoclesotron, they have dread

3098
02:03:06,360 --> 02:03:08,360
with super soldiers.

3099
02:03:08,360 --> 02:03:10,360
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.

3100
02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:12,360
What the hell?

3101
02:03:12,360 --> 02:03:14,360
I do not associate with them.

3102
02:03:14,360 --> 02:03:16,360
What a fucking monster!

3103
02:03:16,360 --> 02:03:18,360
What?

3104
02:03:18,360 --> 02:03:20,360
AAAAAAAAAA

3105
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:22,360
AAAAAAAAAAA

3106
02:03:22,360 --> 02:03:24,360
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3107
02:03:24,360 --> 02:03:26,360
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3108
02:03:26,360 --> 02:03:28,360
We gotta go to the fucking moon

3109
02:03:28,360 --> 02:03:30,360
because fucking JFK

3110
02:03:30,360 --> 02:03:32,360
got assassinated by the fucking

3111
02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:34,360
government! He got killed by the CIA!

3112
02:03:34,360 --> 02:03:36,360
JFK was killed

3113
02:03:36,360 --> 02:03:38,360
by the government!

3114
02:03:38,360 --> 02:03:40,360
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse

3115
02:03:40,360 --> 02:03:42,360
feel them die of this

3116
02:03:42,360 --> 02:03:44,360
virus. You feel bump bump bump

3117
02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:46,360
beep! Nothing.

3118
02:03:46,360 --> 02:03:48,360
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.

3119
02:03:48,360 --> 02:03:50,360
I think that the government has

3120
02:03:50,360 --> 02:03:52,360
taken it to the next level

3121
02:03:52,360 --> 02:03:54,360
with the birds.

3122
02:03:56,360 --> 02:03:58,360
They know what birds are going to

3123
02:03:58,360 --> 02:04:00,360
cross caps with you that you are

3124
02:04:00,360 --> 02:04:02,360
going to be able to raise and they are going to

3125
02:04:02,360 --> 02:04:04,360
make them so fucking real. They're going to

3126
02:04:04,360 --> 02:04:06,360
sink money into them because they know

3127
02:04:06,360 --> 02:04:08,360
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

3128
02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:10,360
they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.

3129
02:04:10,360 --> 02:04:12,360
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts

3130
02:04:12,360 --> 02:04:14,360
no circuitry but let me tell you their technology

3131
02:04:14,360 --> 02:04:16,360
is absolutely vile.

3132
02:04:16,360 --> 02:04:18,360
Which by the way, big brother

3133
02:04:18,360 --> 02:04:20,360
is the overlord.

3134
02:04:22,360 --> 02:04:24,360
We're only living in the

3135
02:04:24,360 --> 02:04:26,360
third dimension!

3136
02:04:26,360 --> 02:04:30,360
Woo!

3137
02:04:56,360 --> 02:04:58,360
George Soros

3138
02:04:58,360 --> 02:05:00,360
is an actual Nazi collaborator

3139
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:02,360
okay? I'm not fucking lying

3140
02:05:02,360 --> 02:05:04,360
it's fucking real. Okay?

3141
02:05:04,360 --> 02:05:06,360
Look it up. Look it up.

3142
02:05:06,360 --> 02:05:08,360
He says that he was doing this shit

3143
02:05:08,360 --> 02:05:10,360
George Soros actually worked with the fucking

3144
02:05:10,360 --> 02:05:12,360
Nazis during the Holocaust.

3145
02:05:12,360 --> 02:05:14,360
He says that he was doing it just to survive

3146
02:05:14,360 --> 02:05:16,360
but he fucking loved it. He was having

3147
02:05:16,360 --> 02:05:18,360
a great fucking time doing this shit.

3148
02:05:18,360 --> 02:05:20,360
George Soros is the fucking devil!

3149
02:05:20,360 --> 02:05:22,360
Okay? He's not fucking

3150
02:05:22,360 --> 02:05:24,360
doing this shit. George Soros

3151
02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:26,360
is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking

3152
02:05:26,360 --> 02:05:28,360
leader for all this shit. He's fucking

3153
02:05:28,360 --> 02:05:30,360
put down a whole bunch of shit.

3154
02:05:30,360 --> 02:05:32,360
Just don't fucking get it okay?

3155
02:05:32,360 --> 02:05:34,360
Everybody's like, oh Donald Trump

3156
02:05:34,360 --> 02:05:36,360
is the fucking worst person out there!

3157
02:05:36,360 --> 02:05:38,360
Fuck Trump! Fuck Trump!

3158
02:05:38,360 --> 02:05:40,360
He's not the actual fucking leader!

3159
02:05:40,360 --> 02:05:42,360
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking

3160
02:05:42,360 --> 02:05:44,360
Elon Musk, it's everyone out there!

3161
02:05:44,360 --> 02:05:46,360
Everybody says, oh Elon Musk is so cool!

3162
02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:48,360
Everybody

3163
02:05:48,360 --> 02:05:50,360
is saying, Elon Musk is so cool

3164
02:05:50,360 --> 02:05:52,360
he made like a place for all this shit.

3165
02:05:52,360 --> 02:05:54,360
The actual government is trying

3166
02:05:54,360 --> 02:05:56,360
the actual new government, which is George Soros

3167
02:05:56,360 --> 02:05:58,360
and all the fucking Nazis

3168
02:05:58,360 --> 02:06:00,360
are actually the ones that are turning fucking the whole world.

3169
02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:02,360
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking

3170
02:06:02,360 --> 02:06:04,360
billionaires. The pain, the fucking

3171
02:06:04,360 --> 02:06:26,360
wall, by the people in front of group...