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Welcome to Untitled Podcast Episode 60!

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Welcome back, Kelly Mac!

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Who would have thought we would have gotten to Episode 69?

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Not us!

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We caught a rat before the episode.

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Just like 6ix9ine.

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Fucking 6ix9ine.

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I'm telling them the next major milestone is 420.

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Oh yeah.

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We're avoiding 100.

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So OJ.

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Dead.

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OJ's gone.

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OJ, oh yeah, shit.

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Do you think OJ did it?

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Yes!

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Everybody thinks that he does it.

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If you don't think that he did it, you're either retarded or something else is fucking up.

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If the coffin fits, lay in it.

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Alright?

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He's fucking gone.

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Yeah, remember he wrote that book, If I Did It?

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Yeah, and then he put IF inside of the I and I did it.

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So the book cover looked like I did it.

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I didn't do it, but if I did it in Minecraft, this is how I would have fucking killed him.

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That would be what he would write now.

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If I did it in Minecraft.

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That's what he wrote, essentially.

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It's fucking crazy.

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I think the whole double jeopardy thing is stupid.

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What's that?

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Well, you can't be tried for murder twice.

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Because if somebody just comes out and confesses to you after their murder trial where they are found innocent, then what if Kyle Rittenhouse was like, yeah, I fucking killed him on purpose.

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He did kill on purpose.

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But if he said it was racially motivated or something, that would have been a whole fucking thing.

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Oh my god.

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Fucking Kyle Rittenhouse.

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Kyle Rittyhouse.

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Fucking Ky Ritty.

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Ky Ritty.

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So Casey's cat went from a very ang- we had a guest co-star here, the Rat69, the basement.

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Casey brings his fucking cat down, looks terrified to be in the basement, wants no part of it.

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Locks eyes with the mouse and takes it down in three seconds and runs upstairs with it.

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That mouse is now loose inside of Casey's room.

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As we are recording this, that fucking mouse is on the loose.

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Oh no.

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The juice might not be loose anymore, but the fucking mouse upstairs certainly is.

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So let's talk about our outfits for a second.

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Ali Max got an American All-Star.

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This is a 2018 All-Star game, Aaron Judge Jersey.

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That was his rookie season when he won the Home Run Derby.

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Sick. He's got a nice one.

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It's got a nice New York Yankees logo on it and a nice All-Star.

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Miami Marlins.

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And then we got Casey wearing his standard Grateful Dead shirt.

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No, it's America, bro. Red, white, and blue.

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Good old Grateful Dead.

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Yep.

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And then we got a Eggfella Deathcore shirt with a fucking Rangers hat.

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And that's New York Rangers, not fucking, what the fuck's the Texas team?

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Is it the Texas Rangers or is it like a city in Texas?

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I can't fucking, I don't know.

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Texas Rangers.

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Oh right, baseball, yes. Texas Rangers, yep.

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Because I'm a New York Rangers fan and I'm a Yankees fan for baseball.

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Texas Rangers, those are actually the defending World Series champions right now.

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Really? Yes, they are.

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And good, because fuck the Astros.

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We don't like them. I didn't know the Rangers were that good.

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If you're an Astros fan, stop listening.

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Just stop. If you're a New Jersey Devils fan or an Islanders fan or any team that is not the New York Rangers,

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never listen to this podcast again.

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And just like that, they're all gone.

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Let's get serious. World War III is starting.

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Brother, what?

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We say this every fucking episode.

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Okay, so Israel is like pulling out of Gaza, right?

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And then fucking Iran, there's like the US is on high alert.

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Is Iran still in, are the Taliban still in power in Iran?

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I think so. No, that's not Iran. That's Afghanistan.

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Is it?

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Fucking, all right, whatever.

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Iran just has their own like system of like, why is Tyler Huffington here again?

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Oh, I don't know. Start tonight.

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They have their own system of like bad people running the country.

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Basically, but the US military is on high alert from imminent threat of attack from Iran against Israel.

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And so they think that so Casey dumb this down for me because I'm pretty sure it's going to cause a UN thing.

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And then it's going to be a World War because Israel killed a bunch of like generals from

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Iran. So now they're expecting an attack back on Israel and the United States has to help them.

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If a country attacks Israel as a full country, that would be an active article for that's NATO, right?

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So then you have to go to war.

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Then the entire the entire the entire NATO pack would have to go to war against Iran.

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We got some bombs that I think an album.

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This Iran is backed by by Russia and China.

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So then they would be backed by Russia and China.

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So in fact, it could cause a World War, right?

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So that's what I'm saying.

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If Iran attacks Israel, I think China was going to start.

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I think China and Russia are kind of being like, don't fucking do actual war like the actual World War Three is going to start.

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Well, guess what?

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In fucking what's today?

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That's today's date.

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Today, OJ died.

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Tyler, that's that's a sad day.

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April 11th.

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Sad day.

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Yep.

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All right.

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April.

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In 18 days, I can no longer get drafted.

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Dude, we just saw we were outside.

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But but if you look back, historically, it's always it's they start with the young kids and then all of a sudden the draft that's creeping the door open.

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You just only you're a little bit older.

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Oh, medical training you have.

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Oh, yes.

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We were outside.

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Five minutes.

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Goodbye.

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We saw we saw four Black Hawk helicopters flying over my house.

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That was crazy.

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Yeah.

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I look for radars too.

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Like I could see the fucking like full body of the helicopter.

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They think that we're about to start World War Three down here tonight and we just might might just do that.

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Maybe Iran's looking at the untitled podcast.

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They found out that it's like these motherfuckers on the untitled podcast are trying to fuck us.

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Listen, Iran, if you're listening to this, fuck you.

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Go fuck yourself.

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We're Americans, baby.

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You have to say, would you mind if, hey, we're not just going to be back to back World War Champions.

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We're going to be three time World War Champion.

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Three times.

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Three Pete.

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Dude, if World War Three starts, so many people are going to die.

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It's going to be so much worse than World War Two.

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Oh, absolutely.

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I don't know.

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But I don't think it's going to start.

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I think that they know how volatile this fucking powder keg is.

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I want to say that maybe we've learned from history.

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We're just not going to go down this.

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It might just be the same thing about World War Two.

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After after World War One, everybody's like the Great War.

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We're never going to have a war again.

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That was awful.

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And Hitler's like, yo, I'm going to kill the Jews.

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Well, in all fairness, World War Two had like a just cause with fucking.

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OK, I'm going to rephrase this with Hitler pulling his shit over there.

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And like he had to be stood up to.

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But like World War One was like, oh, Archduke fucking Franz Ferdinand got shot.

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He got a fucking and his wife did.

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We always forget his fucking wife got killed.

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He was ugly anyways.

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What did his wife do?

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Let's be honest.

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I'll tell you what she did.

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She got murdered and that's her claim to say.

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She got fucked by Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

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That's pretty much.

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Yeah, and then after World War Two, they were like, oh, that's never going to happen again.

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And the Cold War starts and then Russia's just like, I have a penis and it's very large.

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And America's like, I got a bigger penis.

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We have the biggest penis in the world.

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And they're like, well, check out my nuclear penis.

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And they're like, look at my nuclear penis.

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I have a bigger nuclear penis than you do.

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Weren't we allied with Russia in World War Two?

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Kind of.

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Yes.

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Kind of.

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Both fighting the same side.

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So at first Russia at first Russia and Germany had a treaty that they weren't going to fight each other.

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Then Hitler decided to like have a fucking mental break and fought.

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He did a lot of coke and a lot of math.

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He's like, I'm going to attack Russia now.

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He's like, I'm going to attack Russia and then fucking Stalin's like, all right, I guess you're going to attack us.

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We're going to go.

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We're going to sacrifice millions of people just to fuck with Germany.

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And then they did that.

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And then after the war, Operation Unthinkable was actually thought up by Winston Churchill, who said that we should have attacked Russia at the end of the war as the allied powers.

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That's an actual thing you can look up.

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Operation Unthinkable by Winston Churchill.

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He's like, hey, Russia is going to be a problem.

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Let's end them currently right after the war.

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I think I think once Putin Putin's gone, we might I mean, that's going to be a while.

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And we might not make it that long, but I think once he's gone, it'll fucking settle down a little bit.

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Putin just got reelected, bro.

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We reelected.

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What the fuck?

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I mean, Miller fucking 16 years.

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We think our fucking elections are bad.

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Jesus Christ.

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I mean, a lot of fucking I mean, Russia, the Russian people support the Ukrainian invasion.

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I'm aware.

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Which is all righty.

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Tyler is aware.

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What do you have to say about that, Tyler?

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No comment.

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Yes, I was watching.

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I've been into like 9 11 videos.

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Of course you have.

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I was watching Howard Stern show as 9 11.

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What's happening?

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That was fucking nuts.

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I was actually fucking cool.

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Did you see that?

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Yeah, I was nuts.

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He's like, well, we're at war.

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Let's bomb them to fucking oblivion.

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Fuck these motherfuckers.

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He's like, let's nuke.

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Like you think we're bad, like getting canceled.

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He's like, let's just fucking nuke the entire Middle East.

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He's like, fuck them.

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Fuck the civilians.

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Fucking nuts.

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Like that's emotion now.

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Like, you know, is that based out of New York?

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Pull up highlights of the 9 11 broadcast.

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You're fucking city, too.

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You're going to take that personally.

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You're going to get fucking mad.

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And I took that personal.

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I took that.

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I love all those fucking memes where it'll be like, what are you going to do if this

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happens?

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And it'll be like a dragon tackling the moon.

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It'll be like the top comments always be like, not much.

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It'll be like, well, I wouldn't take that personal.

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I wouldn't let that slide.

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Any dude that says that to another dude, there's going to be a fight that happens immediately

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after that.

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Personally, I will let that slide.

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You're like, I guess I got to, I guess I got to fight this guy.

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Oh, there it is.

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I can only find the full video, but apparently YouTube was trying to bury this video because,

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you know, people said a lot of racist things in this video on the show.

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They're like, I hate them.

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Damn much.

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They were like the fucking tower started collapsing.

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And the guy on the phone's like these, we got to kill these fucking towel heads.

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I fucking hate them.

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I think I brought, I brought a dollar for that one.

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There you go.

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You brought, oh, there you go.

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That's Lord.

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You are.

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I think Tyler was a couple.

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I think he had a couple of slide out there too.

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I mean, forget about London.

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He's got money.

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Time to just literally say we were just attacked.

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What country though?

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See, you know who it is.

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Oh, you know, the CIA should.

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I'm saying to you, listen, but it's, it's terrorists within those countries and it is

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this character is the countries that house the terrorists.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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But the government is hiding behind those terrorists.

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And I'm sure they'll take credit for it anyway.

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Everyone's going to take credit for it.

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Bush needed to make it.

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The government of those countries hide behind those terrorists.

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You know what?

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We got to wait and see what the deal is.

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You can't, you can't.

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Well, we could.

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We can make you on the other side.

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Yeah, I just want to tell you that the other guy you called and said it was the towel

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heads may be wrong.

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The state department yesterday issued a terrorist watch for all Americans in Peru due to the

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extradition of the drug lord, Daniel Ochoa to America.

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Well, let's bomb them too.

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That was fucking funny.

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Fucking.

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I know they're like, he's like, we, we could start a war with anyone right now.

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I'm so angry.

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Like we could fucking invade Canada.

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That's how most, that's how most people felt at that time.

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We've never been like attacked and they felt that way during world war II.

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So like I'm saying during world war three, it's going to be bad.

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We're all going to want to kill each other.

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Listen, America is best when we have a certain, like a whole country to hate.

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Like America does its best work when we all are unified in hate.

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Hey guys, the economy, the economy loves world wars and everybody's getting pretty fucking

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broke right about now.

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So also, but like if you actually look at like American history, when we have a single

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enemy to hate, we're fucking unstoppable.

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When we don't have enemies to hate as a group, we start hating each other.

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We're like, I don't like them gays.

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I don't like them religion people.

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I don't like them.

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I don't like him because he's a different color, but they're like, yeah, this guy over

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in fucking some other countries trying to take over the world.

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Like let's fucking kill them.

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I don't like that guy.

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Now.

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And then the other guy goes, we'll stop hating each other for now.

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We're going to kill that guy.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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So Casey, what's your thoughts?

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You think this is going to end up with boots on the ground conflict?

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Like how do you see this escalating?

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What do you, what do you think is going to happen?

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We're going to unleash the drone.

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I think if I ran attacks Israel, we have to send troops into Israel, right?

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Yeah, it's article four.

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I don't, I really don't see the use of nuclear weapons coming into play here.

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I see it escalating.

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Well, nuclear weapons, like if one nuclear weapon goes off, they're all going to go off.

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So nobody wants to use them.

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Basically.

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Yeah.

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So nuclear weapons is pretty much just like a fucking like I lose.

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We all lose fucking thing.

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God, the nukes could be in the air right now.

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No, we'd get a, we get a notification.

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They have, do you really think they would though?

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If you knew that the entire fucking world was going to blow up, I don't know if you'd

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even want to alert people.

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Yeah.

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It just caused panic.

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Yeah.

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Just fucking it's you're, you're fucking damned.

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If you do damned, if you don't at that point, what would you do in the last hour that you

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have to live?

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Fuck.

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Just do heroin.

335
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I'd fuck.

336
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Oh, I probably, I would get very high.

337
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I would, I would push it to the limit.

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I would fucking grab a dad and I'd be like, yeah, I'd fucking do everything, dude.

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Fucking ecstasy.

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If Fanny, you could just be, uh, you could just survive and live in a post-cop.

341
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Yeah.

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But now if it's mutually assured destruction, us and Russia can place those things where

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we want to and every day, there won't be any untouched land.

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Both of us have nuclear arsenals big enough to destroy the world twice over three times

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actually three times.

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So like it's, it's not a matter of like, Oh, I hope I not in an area that gets it.

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Everything gets hit.

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We're it.

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No, they like attack our nuclear sites and they attack like some major cities and then

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everybody else is fine.

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But they have the arsenals to have fucking, they don't have America is huge.

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They don't have the arsenals to, to, uh, you gotta look this up.

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You're listening.

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We've never used this like a week or two.

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So listen, if they're going to fucking New York city for hundreds and hundreds of miles,

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they knew New York city were fucked.

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Even if we're not, we get the fallout, that's fucking unreal.

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New York city is fucked, but no, no, because listen, they would nuke New York city and

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they knew Boston.

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And between that we're in both.

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Yeah, the radiation alone major nukes fucking gets dropped.

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You will see radiated.

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You saw fucking radiation from Chernobyl like on the other side of the planet, like, and

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that was just a nuclear meltdown like Buffalo too.

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So literally that was a hydrogen bomb.

366
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That's different.

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Yeah.

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They are smaller.

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It's much, much, much smaller.

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We've never used the weapons that we have now.

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Nuclear weapons have never nuclear tests have been done, but nuclear bombs like that never.

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But like if you actually think about it, fuck no, that shit's never been used.

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Like we're in a triangle of death here and here in Albany because pretty much a coastline,

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you're fucked.

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It's the dead people.

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But specifically here, we're in a triangle of death because they would hit Buffalo.

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They'd hit, they'd hit Boston and they'd hit New York city.

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We'd be fucked.

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We'd be fucked.

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We're fucked.

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They would also hit DC.

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Yeah, no, but like I'm saying like the general area of like right here, like Boston, New

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York city and Buffalo would get hit and we'd be in all the fucking like it'd just be a

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Venn diagram of death where we are.

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Yeah.

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The people in like Maine would be fine.

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Maine.

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I don't know because Boston's the jet stream from Boston would bring it up to Maine.

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I don't know how much a Maine would be fucked, but it would be fucked.

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People in fucking Iowa, like.

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I think Colorado was fucked.

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All the major nuclear.

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Sorry, I need to correct myself.

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It was not a hydrogen bomb that was used for.

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It was no, it was uranium.

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It was uranium based.

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That's the one that fucking Oppenheimer made, right?

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Yes.

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Yes.

400
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But they made, they went on the one dude who was the fucking angry guy that wanted to leave.

401
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He did end up creating the hydrogen bomb, which is significantly more powerful than

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what we used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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And that was back fucking then.

404
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Yeah.

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Most of the nukes are I think at the border of like Nebraska, Wyoming and Colorado, like

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where nobody lives.

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So that like area is going to get fucked.

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I still think though that like, cause you gotta imagine it's not like if they send nukes

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at us Casey, where it's like just our nuclear sites, we're just going to launch our nukes

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everywhere over there.

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And we're just going to just launch our nukes at their nukes and just have it explode in

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the air over the Pacific.

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Even if that happened, the planet would be fucked.

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Jesus Christ.

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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It's just a dildo that says he's a famous hockey player.

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Damn dude, that sucks.

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OJ Simpson's dead though.

420
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And so is X.

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Fuck him.

422
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So Ali Mack, I was watching this other documentary about 9-11.

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Yes.

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The one with Joseph Pfeiffer, the one, you know how the, the, so let me tell you, there's

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two French guys who like recorded a documentary about a firefighter that was going through

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like probation and like orientation and shit.

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So they were recording him for nine months and he's like, where's my first fire?

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And he like, wasn't getting his first fire and then fucking 9-11 happened.

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Right.

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And the one French guy was with Joseph Pfeiffer and the other guy was with the, uh, like the

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Probie and, uh, these were the filmmakers that captured the first tower get hit.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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And so they were on that gasly call, you know, and they saw the, yeah, when they were doing

435
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the little ride along to, by the way, I take back what I said about Joseph Pfeiffer.

436
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Thank you.

437
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Thank you.

438
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He's not like a fucking planted fucking agent there.

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So, uh, so I guess everybody goes on the call right from the firehouse with this Probie

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and he, uh, for some reason, um, he doesn't go on the call.

441
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I think he was like late or something.

442
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Um, and then he's like just sitting there on the phone.

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He's like answering the phone at the firehouse.

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He's like, what do I do?

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What do I do?

446
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Do I go to the world trade center?

447
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9-11 is happening.

448
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I don't think he said 9-11.

449
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That date was already that infamous.

450
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9-11 is going on currently.

451
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That movie was crazy though, cause they had the, the guy.

452
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What was your theory on fucking Joseph Pfeiffer to begin with before that?

453
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He thought that it was just like very convenient how there was only one camera angle that got

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it.

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But then I heard it.

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I wasn't even on that episode, but like I was a fucking 9-11 nerd when I was a kid and

457
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I was like, Joseph Pfeiffer, no, like he's a fucking good dude.

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Fucking cause he had just retired at that point.

459
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Right?

460
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That's what got you on a whole fucking thing about him.

461
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I can't even remember.

462
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You retired a few years ago.

463
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But regardless, no, Joe's cause yeah, it's like a ride along with the gas leak and everything.

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And then because they're on the gas leak, you hear the fucking plane go by and you had

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some take where it was like, why would he just put his fucking camera up in the air

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to film it?

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It's like, I don't know, maybe because a fucking plane, a commercial size plane is that close

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to the ground.

469
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That thing's going to be roaring.

470
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Yeah.

471
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They're like, yeah.

472
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We don't usually hear planes over in Manhattan, so like this one was really loud.

473
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Yeah.

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Cause the thing's fucking 300 feet off the ground.

475
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They got a great picture for a fucking episode.

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But so is there, so the theater, there you go.

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This is a great picture for the episode, Casey.

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All right.

479
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Todd has got a picture for the episode.

480
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Oh, it's OJ and the fucking Bronco.

481
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With Beetle.

482
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Oh, Beetle.

483
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Yeah, send me that.

484
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What'd you say?

485
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I don't know.

486
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Oh, I was going to ask.

487
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So what is your theory behind 9-11 Casey?

488
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Oh yeah.

489
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I had a new theory.

490
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So you know how people were blaming Osama.

491
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Initially Osama Bin Laden denied that they did 9-11 and then I think it was convenient

492
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for him and they're like, Oh, this will, this would look good if we did this.

493
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So he was like, yeah, we did this when really George Bush fucking blew it up.

494
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That's my theory.

495
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I don't know.

496
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I mean, I mean, there's, I'm pretty sure there's proof that Osama was very much in the process

497
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of creating 9-11 and making sure it happened.

498
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I think that's documented like with getting those guys fucking certified and everything

499
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for flying and all that shit.

500
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I can't remember though.

501
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It's been too long since I've been a nerd about it.

502
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I don't know.

503
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:35,080
Like they were saying Howard Stern, like how do you fight an enemy that's not afraid to

504
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,080
die?

505
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,080
Right.

506
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,080
Cause like the suicide.

507
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,080
Well you kill them.

508
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,080
Like the Japanese too.

509
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,080
They weren't afraid to die.

510
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,400
Those guys were fucked up.

511
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400
Yeah.

512
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,040
Well, and I mean, I hate to say it, but with Japan, it worked by killing a lot of civilians.

513
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
Right.

514
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,880
Cause they would rather die than, yeah, they said that it was going to, it would have had

515
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,840
to a bit of full boots on the ground invasion of Japan to stop it.

516
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,680
That's the whole reason the bomb got dropped.

517
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,560
That was the justification behind it is that there would be so much more loss of life if

518
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,720
we actually went there.

519
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,160
But on both sides, there would be so many more people that, cause I mean, you see Ukraine

520
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:13,320
and Russia right now, like how tough of a time fucking Russia has been having with Ukraine.

521
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,260
It's like when you, when it's your land, you can fucking defend it.

522
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,680
It doesn't matter if you're outnumbered.

523
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,560
Why doesn't Russia just nuke Ukraine?

524
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,940
Because they want it.

525
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:23,940
They want it.

526
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:29,240
They want to fucking turn the place that they're invading into a fucking wasteland.

527
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,240
It's already a wasteland.

528
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,240
You know, Chernobyl is already in Ukraine.

529
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,240
Yeah.

530
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,120
But Chernobyl is contained now for the most part.

531
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:40,600
I mean, there's still like 50% of the world's grain comes from fucking Ukraine.

532
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,600
Yeah.

533
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,560
It's a bread basket of the world or whatever.

534
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,560
Yeah.

535
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,040
That's pretty, that's isolated now.

536
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,040
That's not widespread.

537
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,920
That was when it happened, that was a very big deal in the radiation cause widespread

538
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,200
effects across the world.

539
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,600
But it's, it has a fucking containment dome over it and all the radiation is sealed inside.

540
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,600
I don't know.

541
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:05,120
Was it worth killing all those civilians to prevent the invasion of Japan?

542
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,160
I mean, that's just one of the questions.

543
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,140
There's no more of a gray area than that.

544
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:16,080
And I'd say that it's shitty, but I've, and even Japan came out and said like, I mean,

545
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:21,640
I can't quote anyone on this, but like the opinion of the Japanese people then was like,

546
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,640
fuck.

547
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,920
Like, yeah, like we did.

548
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,720
Like they knew that it was fucking almost like hysteria.

549
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,880
Cause when you get into that mindset of like, you're going to have to kill every last one

550
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,880
of us.

551
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,240
What Rangers lost by three.

552
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240
Yeesh.

553
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,720
That's tough.

554
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,640
But I think, I think that once you get that mentality, I feel like the bombs were like

555
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,180
a fucking wake up call where it's like, that was not going to work.

556
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:47,920
We bought them in the fuck.

557
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,800
And then Japan cooled the fuck off pretty quickly after that.

558
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,480
I started making anime and fucking hentai.

559
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,520
And now we get along with them.

560
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,800
So Ali Mac, would you rather jump or burn alive and in the world?

561
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,800
I jump.

562
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800
Okay.

563
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800
I jumped 100%.

564
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:08,640
And a lot of the people they, cause you can, it's probably not even depressing, but like

565
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:13,080
with a lot of the people, like when they were on the phone and stuff, like most of the jumpers

566
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,280
didn't want to jump.

567
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:20,780
It was just so excruciatingly painful inside that like staying inside is no longer an option.

568
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:25,480
You're breathing in superheated gases and like destroying your lungs.

569
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,560
Like you just want, you want death at that point.

570
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,560
You don't give a fuck.

571
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,760
You're not even making a conscious decision of jumping out the window.

572
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,640
Your brain tells you there's no other option but to do that.

573
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,960
Which is fucked.

574
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,440
It was like trying to hang on or something.

575
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,440
Yeah.

576
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,680
But your brain gives up on that at a certain point.

577
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680
I saw there was one guy.

578
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,680
It was too fucking painful.

579
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,840
There was one guy who was trying to climb out the window, go to like the story below

580
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,600
him and he just fucking falls.

581
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,600
That's fucking bad.

582
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,600
I know.

583
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,600
God.

584
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:02,280
9-11 is just fucking, it hurts to watch that shit even still.

585
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,320
Cause if you, sometimes you watch it and you're desensitized, but other times you watch it

586
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,480
and like you feel the ability to like almost kind of put yourself in that person's shoes

587
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480
for a second.

588
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,560
And that just has to be so terrifying.

589
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:21,440
I was like, you know, I had a, I don't know what the word is, consciousness.

590
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,760
Like I was old enough to remember 9-11.

591
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,000
So I remember like how scared everybody was.

592
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,920
And so like watching those videos brings me back to that.

593
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,760
One of my first memories, my first memories when I fucking had meningitis almost died

594
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,000
and lost my hearing.

595
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,360
But then 9-11 was like five or six months afterwards.

596
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,040
And I remember like bits and pieces of the hospital.

597
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,760
But I remember 9-11 just like fucking around.

598
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,720
Cause we lived at my grandma's house at that time.

599
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:53,240
And I remember everybody was just like, what the fuck?

600
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,920
I don't remember many details.

601
00:28:54,920 --> 00:29:02,520
So my girlfriend or fiance now lived in like New York city during 9-11 and she was, he

602
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,840
was there the day the towers fell.

603
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:12,600
But yeah, she, she was like, uh, she's like the first memory that I had was seeing the

604
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,000
smoke on New York city skyline.

605
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,320
And I'm like, that's fucking nuts.

606
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:25,440
And then she said she kept on having nightmares where big bird told her that 9-11 happens,

607
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,600
which as an adult, it's really funny.

608
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,840
But I just can only imagine.

609
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:34,360
Cause I remember like during the elections and I remember when Obama was getting sworn

610
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:39,680
in, they, they fucking, uh, put all the, all the classes, they shut all the classes down

611
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,400
and everybody just watched it on TV.

612
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,400
Like the fucking, I don't know.

613
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,800
I can't remember what it was, but it was when he took office and it was just like, yeah,

614
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,760
it was just like, I can't imagine being a kid in an elementary school because they showed

615
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,720
it to fucking everybody in school when it happened.

616
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,320
You can't continue teaching with 9-11.

617
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,380
Our friend, the cruise missile, you know, he's from New York city and he lived down

618
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,320
there during that point and he's a lot older than us.

619
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,120
So he was like aware of the things going on.

620
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,320
He said he had to be like a fucking early teenager at that point.

621
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320
Right?

622
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,040
Cause I think like middle school.

623
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,320
Yeah, I was going to say he's not like a full grown adult, but old enough to be like,

624
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:23,200
I remember talking to him about it and he said, so in New York city, his, his school,

625
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,040
he was from the Bronx.

626
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:30,220
So his school was relatively close to, uh, like Manhattan.

627
00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:36,680
And he goes, we heard a big explosion and then, uh, we heard like fire trucks constantly.

628
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:43,320
Um, and he goes, our school told us that nothing was going on because through the windows,

629
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,760
you couldn't see the tower.

630
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,960
So they didn't tell any of the kids what the fuck was going on.

631
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,720
And then they kept on saying that it's not that big of a deal.

632
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,660
Once they figured out what was going on.

633
00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,720
And then they second, the second plane hit.

634
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,760
And then like, they said like his school was like fucking going off the walls and shit.

635
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,120
And he said, the thing that was like fucking nuts to me though, he said he would, he kept

636
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:08,320
on going to school like the days after nine 11 and the fire trucks kept, you just kept

637
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,520
hearing fire sirens going to nine 11.

638
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,640
Cause there's a multi men, there's like two, two or three weeks they were fucking working

639
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,640
there.

640
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,000
But why do they have to go to P one to search?

641
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,920
I don't know, but he's just like, he kept, he goes, I literally, you saw fire trucks

642
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,440
day in and day out, just going back and forth to that.

643
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,240
And he's like, it was like, he was a staggering fucking thing.

644
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,640
Cause like I talked to him about it and he is like, oh yeah, I literally, it was in school

645
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,880
when it happened, like a couple of blocks away.

646
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,640
And I'm like, that's fucking dude.

647
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,640
And like, like talking to somebody who was literally blocks away is fucking nuts.

648
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:45,640
To me, honestly, the eeriest fucking thing about nine 11, the creepy, I can't even fucking

649
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,640
watch the video.

650
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:52,240
It gives me like bad chills, but it's a, it's like just a picture of ground zero, like in

651
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,800
like 11 hours after it was when the boat yard is when day, it was when daylight broke the

652
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,360
next day and all you hear is the pass alarms from the firefighters packs, which is like

653
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:09,000
the tea and they're just like, there's so many of them and every single one of those

654
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,160
packs is attached to a fucking corpse.

655
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:16,160
Like there was like, they recovered like, I think like 10 or like there was, there was

656
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,560
not a lot of people that got pulled out.

657
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,000
There was like, I gotta, I gotta look it up.

658
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah.

659
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,920
There was the two firefighters that fucking got the movie world trade center made about

660
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,360
them with Nick cage and Michael Pena.

661
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,480
Is that the ones that were in the stairwell?

662
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,480
Yeah.

663
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,480
Yeah.

664
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480
Like the elevator shaft.

665
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:37,640
Cause that guy fucking Nick cage's character, I can't remember his real name, but he fucking

666
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,840
knew that they were like the most structurally sound parts in the building.

667
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,120
So he yelled at his guys to fucking go into the stairwell.

668
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,320
Like, and I think he had like six people with them.

669
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,560
Three people died immediately.

670
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,920
One then it was those three, there was three people left and then the towers crashed a

671
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,920
second time.

672
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,360
I mean, the second tower came down, second guy died with them.

673
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,920
And then they spent like 28 hours or something in the wreckage and got pulled out.

674
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,680
The one dude was paralyzed from the waist down and the other guy, Nick cage's character

675
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,760
like got out pretty much scot-free.

676
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,120
I think he fucked his back up or something, but the thing that was fucking nuts to me,

677
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:17,760
cause I watched a whole bunch of documentaries on nine 11 was the people who are in the stairwell.

678
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:23,000
Some of them survived for like fucking like 20 plus hours just chilling there.

679
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,160
Like and just about it's complete darkness.

680
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,160
Yeah.

681
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,960
Only 20 survivors got pulled out of the rubble.

682
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960
Yeah.

683
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,440
It's complete darkness in that stairwell.

684
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:37,200
You're under God knows how many fucking thousands of pounds of rubble and you're just there.

685
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:42,240
You're in a fucking stairwell, just fucking being like, well, this is what we're doing

686
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,240
now.

687
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,360
I just think about the fucking search and rescue that had to go on.

688
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:54,120
Cause these people, you're going like 40 feet down in dense rubble that has fire just everywhere.

689
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:58,300
And you have these search and rescue people fucking going in and getting people out that

690
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,440
are pinned and shit.

691
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,280
Like yeah, they said the first day there was only one person that got rescued.

692
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280
Yeah.

693
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,680
That was so fucking sad though.

694
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,200
It was like the dogs too, like the fucking search dogs got depressed.

695
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,200
The fucking search dogs got depressed cause they weren't able to find anybody alive.

696
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,200
Yeah.

697
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,880
So they had to bury like people like under rubble.

698
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,000
So the dogs wouldn't be like fucking like suicidal.

699
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,200
My, my old fire department was one of like only like four volunteer departments in the

700
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,600
state that got called there and it was just because we had a bus and there was a bunch

701
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:35,820
of people in the USAR team, the urban search and rescue team that were around there.

702
00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:39,040
So it just made sense to dispatch us to it.

703
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,000
And they went down and the people who worked there, like they, they were part of like the

704
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
search and rescue.

705
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,040
They weren't like immediately hands on.

706
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,480
They were more like doing a, they did the bucket line, which is like the most fucked

707
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:55,320
thing to me where it was essentially you would find anything you could of personal identification,

708
00:34:55,320 --> 00:35:04,840
whether it be a wallet, a finger in ear, just a piece of flesh and they would try to sort

709
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,740
it out so you could identify people.

710
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:12,560
And it's just like, there was nothing bigger than like a pocket watch that would come out

711
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,560
of it.

712
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,640
It was just all dust and just mangled metal.

713
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,920
It's just so fucked to think about cause there's so much force going on when that building

714
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920
collapses.

715
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,200
Everything just fucking gets obliterated.

716
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,560
Nothing can keep it's form.

717
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:31,040
At the New York state museum down in Albany, they had like the 9-11 exhibit and just seeing

718
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,040
like the small personal items that they have in like the display cases.

719
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Yeah.

720
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040
And those are like the biggest things they can find.

721
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,080
It was like a fucking like, it was a watch.

722
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:45,680
It was a fucking, the one that was the most eerie to me was it had a, it had a little,

723
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,680
it was, oh my God, it's so fucked.

724
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,360
It's a little like desk thing that said world trade center, top of the world.

725
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,480
It's all fucked up and like burnt and shit.

726
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,800
Like it's such like.

727
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,720
Cause you have to imagine less damage is going to get done from something to the top.

728
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,920
Cause essentially all that's doing is falling.

729
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,000
It doesn't have the force of everything coming down on top of it.

730
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,040
But like you're looking at it and you're like, damn that's.

731
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,040
Like that was on, like I guarantee you that was on someone's desk.

732
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,840
Like that was like one of the little things they had on their fucking desk and it's just

733
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,960
fucking all burnt up.

734
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,320
The thing that, the other thing is the fucking people who get pulled out of the rubble,

735
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:23,400
they all remember the same sound and the way they describe it is pancaking of the floors

736
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,000
on top of them coming down.

737
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,320
Oh, it was like controlled demolition.

738
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,040
Casey shut the fuck up.

739
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,040
But yeah.

740
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,640
And he just like said, it was obviously fucking deafening.

741
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,960
That's going to be something that's going to do like permanent damage to anybody's ears.

742
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:45,140
And it's just like most of the people who were pulled out had like PTSD of it and just

743
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:46,640
hearing that noise again.

744
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,360
And it's just like, you're not going to forget that.

745
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,480
Also there's another thing, like the whole thing where they're like, well, Jets feel

746
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,200
doesn't melt steel beams and stuff.

747
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,600
And like that's the fucking stupidest argument.

748
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,360
Cause it's like, do you realize that heat weakens metal?

749
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,360
Yeah.

750
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,200
Like they're like, well, it can't melt it.

751
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,600
I'm like, it can fucking weaken it.

752
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,600
It just needs to bend.

753
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,600
Yeah.

754
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,600
That's all it has to do.

755
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,960
If it weakens to the point of failure, well, guess what?

756
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,200
It didn't melt it, but it weakened it to the point where it could collapse.

757
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,480
And much, much to everybody here's chagrin.

758
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,760
That's the same thing that happened with building set.

759
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:25,360
It is like the group, the group from, I think I told my control demolition.

760
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:31,840
No, the people from my firehouse were the ones who they primarily worked on building

761
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,840
seven.

762
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,760
Like a couple of the people got sent to the fucking bucket line.

763
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,880
I was talking about for the most part, everybody was at building seven and they just made a

764
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,920
conscious decision.

765
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,960
Like it's structurally unsound.

766
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,960
It is evacuated.

767
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,100
We're going to let it collapse.

768
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:48,040
Like we can't do anything in there.

769
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,840
Like there was, they had gotten everybody out.

770
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,600
They had no signs of people in the building and it was just like, it was also a federal

771
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,600
government fucking, you know, CIA headquarters.

772
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,600
Yeah.

773
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,600
Yeah.

774
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,920
But I mean, the place was going to fuck it.

775
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,720
There's no planted explosives.

776
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:08,080
There's fires raging in the building and the fire department's pretty tied up at that point.

777
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,860
So I don't know how much they're going to be able to do with that.

778
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:16,160
So it was like a fucking just let it go kind of thing.

779
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,160
But yeah,

780
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,160
yeah.

781
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,160
Nine 11.

782
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,160
Yeah.

783
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,160
Fucking nine 11.

784
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,440
Everybody goes to their phones.

785
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440
Well that's it guys.

786
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,440
We're out of material.

787
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,040
No, I was looking at the fucking Rangers being fucking disgusting.

788
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,400
I hate to hear it.

789
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,600
Oh my God.

790
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,600
Fucking disgusting.

791
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Episode 69.

792
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,600
What are we doing for episode 69?

793
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,600
Gentlemen.

794
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,600
We need Dan.

795
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,600
We need fucking Dan.

796
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,600
I have some topics.

797
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,600
I want Dan to be here though.

798
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,600
We need fucking Dan.

799
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,600
Yeah, we're hurting for Dan right now.

800
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Let's take a break.

801
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,600
Yeah, let's take a break.

802
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,600
That's a good idea.

803
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,600
We'll be back on the little blockhouse.

804
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,600
We need Dan.

805
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,600
Fuck.

806
00:38:53,600 --> 00:39:22,360
On the back to Untitled Podcast.

807
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,360
Episode 68.

808
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:29,360
You know what Panda says?

809
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,360
No.

810
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,360
Oh shit.

811
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,360
Oh shit.

812
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,360
Fucking Uronimus in this bitch.

813
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,360
Yeah.

814
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,360
I was going to talk about Lords of Chaos.

815
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,360
What is Lords of Chaos?

816
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,360
It's a movie based on the biography of the band.

817
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,360
Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.

818
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,360
I know all the shit about the band though.

819
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,360
They're fucking wild.

820
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,360
I know.

821
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,360
I know.

822
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,360
I know.

823
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,360
I know.

824
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,360
I know.

825
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,360
I know.

826
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,360
I know.

827
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,360
I know.

828
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,360
I know.

829
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,360
I know.

830
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,360
I know.

831
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,360
It's fucking wild.

832
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,400
The movie was fucking great.

833
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,160
It was so fucked up.

834
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,160
Yeah.

835
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,560
I just, I remember, somebody asked, Fuck, who's the one guy that's left?

836
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,940
It's fucking, uh.

837
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:04,940
Necro Butcher.

838
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:05,940
Yeah, Necro Butcher.

839
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,440
And they were asking for his opinions on it.

840
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,440
He was like, Oh, I made a movie?

841
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that.

842
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,460
He was just like, Oh, I'm probably not going to watch it.

843
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,920
I don't fucking really care.

844
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,740
Yeah, he's like, I haven't watched it yet.

845
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:21,580
Butcher's takes on like your onimus and all that was just like

846
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:25,380
Yeah, they were fucking just off the walls like I don't

847
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:32,980
Yeah, so I'm gonna give a quick who schizophrenic movie view on this movie. Yes. Yes. I'm fucking pumped

848
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:40,100
So I watched it was fucking crazy. So fucking there's this guy. There's this fucking cool cat named your onimus is right

849
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:48,020
Fuck your onimus. That's my boy fucking social. They're all fucking sociopaths. I can't even believe fucking

850
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:53,440
Butcher's actually kind of like chill dead. Yeah, he actually has a conscience dead out of condition

851
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,440
He's like what Tyler thinks I am

852
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,300
like as an atheist

853
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:06,400
Fucking Satanist. Yeah, you eat babies. Yes. Yes. He that's a great way to describe it. Yeah, you believe

854
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:12,300
Yeah, okay, what Tyler believes Casey is is like a perfect picture of your onimus

855
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,720
But no dead dead had a medical condition and I can't remember the name of it

856
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:22,480
I'll look it up. But uh, he actually believed he was dead like he was in an almost constant

857
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:29,640
Schizophrenia, no, it's it's a syndrome. I got a fucking I'll look it up. Yeah, the guy who shot himself. Yeah

858
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,500
So there's this dude your onimus

859
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:39,600
Boy, oh yeah, he fucking forms the band may have in Norway, right? We got fucking necro butcher

860
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:45,260
We got fucking your onimus on guitar. We got fucking manheim on drums

861
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:49,340
But he gets he gets fucking he quits and fucking hell hammer

862
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:51,980
starts playing the drums

863
00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:55,140
And then they meet a guy called dead

864
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:58,140
Who Ali back said?

865
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:03,580
Believes he is dead. Yes. I'm looking I'm looking for the fucking name of it right now

866
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,420
He's very self-destructive

867
00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:15,660
And he like cuts himself. He has like a bunch of like I got it scars from the cutting himself

868
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:24,380
I got it. So it's called Cotard syndrome a very rare condition that manifests in believing one's body is not that of a living

869
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:28,300
human but instead of a corpse that's

870
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:31,980
Quartards

871
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:33,140
Quartards

872
00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:37,900
Quartards co at a RD is that a psychological condition? Yes

873
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,660
Co are now it's got its own Wikipedia page

874
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:46,460
Cotard syndrome also known as Cotard's delusion or walking corpse syndrome

875
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:52,580
Is a rare mental disorder in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are dead do not exist are

876
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:57,700
Putrefying or have lost their blood or internal organs statistical analysis of

877
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:06,280
Statistical analysis of a hundred patient cohort indicated that a denial of self-existence is present in 45% of the cases of Cotard syndrome

878
00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:10,100
The other 55% of the patients presented with delusions of immortality

879
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:14,020
They think they're zombies

880
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:19,780
Like they actually believe it so yes, we know their actual names or we only know them by

881
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:22,300
Necro butcher they have real names, but they just

882
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:25,220
so

883
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:27,220
Uronimus is name is

884
00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:29,900
Oistin Arceph. Yeah, they're always played by

885
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:32,620
played by Macaulay Culkin's brother

886
00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:40,620
And there's a varg or Christian it was like the antagonist basically and

887
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:49,300
And that's played by the guy from the place beyond the pines the kid who had like the Albany accent. Oh, yeah. Oh shit. I

888
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:53,700
Like the fucking like sunken I do the other guy was like the young man was

889
00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:56,860
Talk like that though. It's weird

890
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,380
So you like fucking no true

891
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:06,160
They really don't make Uronimus out to be the antagonist in the movie. No, they do

892
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:12,140
He's the they make him the main character. Basically. He's like he's an anti turn off the fucking songs

893
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,780
It's fucking background music

894
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:19,440
I support it. Maybe turn it down a bit. I did turn it down. Okay

895
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:26,880
So they meet this guy dead and he's the vocalist but he's like fucking nuts like this guy's fucking insane

896
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:34,800
And he fucking goes and like in the movie he like hangs cats but apparently he didn't

897
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:44,120
But he fucking goes on stage and he's like starts like cutting himself on stage and like the blood drips down and he's like

898
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,580
Did do that shit? Yeah, he did do that

899
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,760
Fucking not they're like we got to like do shit to

900
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,880
Make a scenes of people know about us and people hear about us

901
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:02,140
That was all Uronimus's idea in real life to Uronimus was obsessed with the band's image

902
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:10,000
Yeah, and he was always encouraging everybody to like do the most dangerous behavior and just go more and more out of pocket

903
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,320
right

904
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,320
Did continue because I'm interested to see how the movie covers dead

905
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:21,400
Yeah, it actually he's only like it's only happened like the first 20 minutes that he was in it

906
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:29,400
Because the next part is like he's he's always portrayed as being like very depressed and like he goes like nonverbal sometimes dead

907
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
Yeah, dead. Yeah, he does and

908
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:39,800
Uronimus is like well if you're so depressed, why don't you just shoot yourself like with a shotgun? He like shows him the shotgun and

909
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,320
he's like

910
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:49,200
He gives he gives you around him as the shotgun and he's like fucking kill me and he's like do it you pussy do it

911
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,280
And then he can't do it and then they dead just fucking runs away and laughs

912
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,600
Yeah, cuz in in in fucking in the band's actual history

913
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,480
He was dead was this very depressed person and they released like one or two albums

914
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:10,480
And they all moved into this very isolated cabin. I can't remember where exactly it was but it's somewhere over there

915
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,480
Yeah

916
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:19,480
And in that house they just there wasn't really any connection to the outside world really and dead just

917
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,600
Isolated in his room and was obsessed with death with death and fucking

918
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,640
Uronimus just gaslighted him

919
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:32,880
I know because he died he like died for a couple seconds when he was a kid because he got bullied so bad

920
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,160
Yeah, and that's that's why he believed he was dead

921
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:40,920
He thought he died in that instance and like he was just living as a corpse that was that's the other part

922
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:46,200
I forgot, but that's what led up to that. That's why dead was that way or claimed at least but

923
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,720
He said he always felt different after that

924
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,960
So one day he's like, you know, he struggles with his depression

925
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:59,520
And one day he writes a note and it's like sorry for all the blood but I'm like, I don't know

926
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,840
I have like moved on I can I can find a suicide note. Yeah

927
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,840
I will

928
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,400
But he fucking

929
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:16,520
He cuts his like wrists the long way instead of like he usually does it like across but now he like cuts his whole

930
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:21,400
Wrist like the long way and he starts fucking bleeding out and like painting it on the wall

931
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,880
and he gets his other wrists and then he fucking slashes his throat and

932
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:33,520
And then he's still not dead so he fucking takes the shotgun sits on the bed and his fucking dad calls him

933
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,600
And he like hears his dad on the voicemail and they just shoots himself in the head

934
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:44,380
And so you round him as comes and find them finds him and he's like, whoa, man

935
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,160
Cool. Yeah, he sends it

936
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:54,040
He sends a text to the other band members and he gives hey guys dead did something really cool. He killed himself

937
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:58,380
Yeah, that's verbatim what he said and that was when fucking necro butcher was like

938
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:04,880
Dude, you're a fucking psycho. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Like why is this good? Yeah

939
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:12,800
I have a suicide note whenever we're ready. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Oh, okay. Um, so

940
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,140
Starts a excuse the blood but I have slit my wrists and neck

941
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:22,160
It was the intention that I would die in the woods so that it would take a few days before I was possibly found

942
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:29,060
I belong in the woods and have always done so no one will understand the reason for this anyway to give some semblance of an

943
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:33,440
Explanation. I'm not a human. This is just a dream and soon I will be awake

944
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,480
It was too cold and the blood was coagulating all the time

945
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,080
Plus my new knife is too dull if I don't succeed dying to the knife

946
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,680
I will blow all the shit out of my skull yet

947
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,240
I do not know I left all my lyrics by let the good times roll

948
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:53,240
plus the rest of the money whoever finds it gets the fucking thing as the salutation as

949
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:59,960
He has a salutation. May I present life eternal do whatever you want with the fucking thing and then

950
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:05,040
He has the he wrote the lyrics to the song life eternal and attach them to it

951
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,280
No, that's the song we're listening to. Yeah, which is a dream of another existence

952
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:14,040
You wish to die a dream of another world you pray for death to release this soul

953
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:18,560
One must die to find peace inside you must get eternal. I am immortal

954
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:23,720
But am I human how beautiful life is now when my time has come a human destiny

955
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:29,000
But nothing human inside what will be left of me when I'm dead. There was nothing left when I lived

956
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:32,800
What you found was eternal death. No one will ever miss you

957
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,600
Damn he really carried on there for what?

958
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,040
Yeah, so did I

959
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,880
Know you're good. He did something real cool

960
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:48,440
You're on him so yeah, he finds the body and he's like fucking goes

961
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:56,040
He goes to buys a camera takes pictures of this of the fucking shit to make the album cover and then he makes fucking necklaces out of fucking

962
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,440
Skull. Yeah, and the Necro butchers like fuck this and he quits

963
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:07,960
Even though he let her sit he later says all this this is like chicken bones like you can just throw this away

964
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,440
Yep, but wait it gets better

965
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,960
Yep, and uh, so they they meet this guy like Varg Christian

966
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,360
Who's uh?

967
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:24,280
The other guitarist now that's on the band and him and your out of this like are like fucking drug one another

968
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,800
He won't know they're like struggling to be like in charge of the band

969
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:35,880
And so your animals starts his own black metal record label and he opens up a record shop

970
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:41,720
They all start fucking working out. I mean then they fucking start burning down churches

971
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:46,280
They're like, you know, do you really metal fucking burning down a church? Yeah

972
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,160
And then and then bar

973
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:55,000
Vargo's in the middle of the night and fucking light lights up a little fucking church

974
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,400
Okay, so that pisses me off too is they never lit a church on fire

975
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,760
They click there was church burnings going on in the air

976
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:08,920
Yeah, one the one guy got arrested for arson var. Yeah, but that's because varg never actually burned the church down

977
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:14,120
He just said he did and took the charge for it. Oh really? Yeah, he just wanted the media attention of it

978
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,120
He didn't actually do it though

979
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,280
I I would have to double check myself on that, but I'm 90% sure that's true

980
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:26,920
They didn't actually burn it down, but that was your onimus's idea again of like let's be fucking crazy to let's burn down churches

981
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,680
And then fucking varg got interviewed and he's like, I'm gonna burn down churches

982
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,920
And then fucking varg got interviewed and he's like I burned down this church at this address

983
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,160
And just fucking got caught with the charge for it because he fucking said he did

984
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,360
Yeah, they're like, let's fucking

985
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,320
Kill all the christians

986
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:50,440
And then uh, they're like, yeah, we're gonna start burning down churches and uh

987
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,480
So what happens then so then uh

988
00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:02,120
The one guy I forget which guy I think it's varg or maybe it's a different guy. There's like the bassist or something

989
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,240
I know it's definitely the bassist where he's like secretly gay and he's like trying to deny it

990
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,920
And then he goes to like a bar and he meets this like gay older guy

991
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:16,440
And then they go to the park and they start like kissing and touching each other and they just fucking stabs him

992
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,440
He's like stabs him like 80 times

993
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,600
He just kills the guy. I don't think any of that happened either

994
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,600
In real life, I don't think that that happened

995
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,440
Really? No, I'd have to look into that

996
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:34,360
I don't think that there was another there's one more murder that i'm sure we're gonna get to

997
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,360
I'm assuming it's how the movie ends but yeah

998
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:45,880
Um, so varg they start like getting uh being suspected by the police of all this shit

999
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:50,920
Um and fucking when the one guy gets arrested arrested and he's released

1000
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,160
He tells them that the skull necklaces were fake

1001
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,400
Oh my god, is that who I think it is

1002
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:07,240
Dirty damn vitamin man. God damn. Finally you're here. We needed someone to fucking kick up the energy, bro

1003
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,720
Casey I dude, I gotta hear the climax to this though

1004
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:16,120
Oh, I think we're at the climax now. So what is that? It's the movie about the band mayhem

1005
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:21,880
Remember the band that like the dude like shot himself in the head and then they made the fucking picture of it and made it an album cover

1006
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:29,000
Oh, and then we're about to get to the end where so your rotamus angrily rants to appear about wanting to kill varg

1007
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,720
But he later calms down and sends him a contract to release their

1008
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,680
music rights to him

1009
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:43,480
Um, and then the fucking guy varg goes to the police and he fucking tells him like he confesses to everything

1010
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,600
And uh, your honor. This is like what the fuck are you retarded?

1011
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,200
So anyway, they got into this big fight in the uh in his apartment

1012
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,320
One day at uh, it was it had something to do with money that they were like signing

1013
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,840
It was something with the signing of the rights or something but barg was going over there

1014
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:06,920
And then they never like be friends again, but then uh, he like brought a knife and he fucking

1015
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,280
Just stabs him repeatedly and he's like

1016
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,880
He's like don't kill me and he's like running. He's like falling down the stairs and he just keeps stabbing him

1017
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:23,400
It's crazy. Well, because in in real life what happened was fucking varg showed up there and uronomus tried to kill him

1018
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,280
And then fucking varg fought him and he was like, oh my god, I'm gonna kill him

1019
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,800
and then fucking varg fought him off and then

1020
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,080
Fucking uh, what's his face?

1021
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:40,920
Uronimus started running away and then varg made a conscious decision to go after him and kill him and he kept saying like

1022
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,120
You're gonna try to fucking kill me and then run away. I'm gonna fucking kill you

1023
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:49,560
Yeah, and then like he was fleeing and then just murdered uronomus and then said that

1024
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,640
after the fact but

1025
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,880
Yeah, anyway, then the guy dies and he's like

1026
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:58,120
Tells the audience not to feel sorry for him because he invented a new subgenre of metal

1027
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,840
Yeah, his life was worth it

1028
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,160
Norwegian black metal

1029
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,040
And that was a story of mayhem the fucking wild thing though

1030
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:13,080
Is that another band member was in the car when that murder occurred inside the house and then varg varg just saw fucking

1031
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:18,040
You're on I mean not varg the band members saw uronomus run out of the house fleeing

1032
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,480
And then varg come out and just murder him in cold blood

1033
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,680
Like unarmed that's fucking wild

1034
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,320
Yeah, fucking mayhem

1035
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,520
Oh, we got dan on the podcast welcome back dan

1036
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:37,480
Episode 69 brother. Yeah, it's special for episode 69. I'm doing the hosting of jeopardy

1037
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,880
I mean, we already talked about

1038
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:45,320
Yeah, that's why we're talking about this. That's why I said how many daily doubles in your I don't care about jeopardy

1039
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,240
It's like because I'm hosting jeopardy. Oh, I'm gonna do a ken jennings

1040
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:55,000
I'm gonna do a ken jennings. I still don't care about it. I I like my chances though

1041
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,240
I'll say that I made a category just for you

1042
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:04,120
Oh, don't say that. No, no discredits my win. If I know I made a category for every person here. Oh god

1043
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,360
Oh god, I can't wait for this. I'm scared

1044
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,520
Nice nice new soundboard. Oh, yeah. Thank you

1045
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,840
Categories that I just thought were fun. Okay

1046
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,080
So we saw the uh

1047
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:25,200
The picture this week of the conjoined twins that got married. Yeah with the fucking one guy who was in the military some shit

1048
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,240
You know dan's gonna have a fucking take on this one

1049
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,600
I mean they're both

1050
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,320
They're both bangable

1051
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:40,720
It's just like is it like when they fuck is it like you're fucking one person or you're fucking both of them

1052
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,880
Can they both feel their pussy or can they not? What if you piss one off but they're both?

1053
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,040
One off but the other one's horny like

1054
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,880
Just put a bag over the one like what if one's not having it but you're like the other one is it's like well

1055
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:57,440
We're going for it. Anyway, is that rape is it rape of one half? I would say yes

1056
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:03,840
Yeah, no, I would definitely say yes, actually. No, but like the one saying you have a non-consenting party there

1057
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:10,880
For sure. I think that's pretty cut and dry that that is right. So let's say I mean every time the threesome though

1058
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,880
That's pretty cool. So let's say

1059
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,800
They've heard one chick feel the pussy does one feel the asshole too

1060
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,480
What if it was split right down the middle so it's like when you're doing

1061
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,360
anyway

1062
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,080
But like let's let's let's just let's have a hypothetical here

1063
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:35,760
The uh, the conjoined twins murder somebody but only one person in the conjoined twins wanted to murder that person

1064
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:42,880
The other one didn't but the one controls like the bot like the arm that killed somebody. How do you charge that? Oh my god

1065
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,600
Yeah, just decapitate the one

1066
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,560
death penalty

1067
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:53,600
Dude, like how would you charge that because like the one is completely like i'm not a part of this

1068
00:57:53,600 --> 00:58:03,520
This type thing you were there, I just can't imagine can you imagine just being born in the body of a conjoined twin you just be like fuck

1069
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:04,720
Fuck

1070
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:09,840
I'm gonna argue with my brother constantly. I'm like fuck you man. It's like dude. Do you think you got problems?

1071
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,720
I'm like man fucking pants my jeans. I'm fucking short

1072
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,920
And these people are fucking connected

1073
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,560
Damn, what do you just really dislike?

1074
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:24,240
Like what if you disagree about what you want to do with your life? Like you need to agree on a job with that person

1075
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,280
What about if they're taking tests do they have to take two separate tests?

1076
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:32,160
So what if what if one's retarded and the other one's like fuck. Sorry. That wasn't very politically correct

1077
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:38,400
Fucking christ. I can't believe that's a swear. It's not it's not okay. Good. We've said it every episode good

1078
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:42,640
We're in business. They both went to college though, and they charge them each separate tuition. Really?

1079
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,360
That's fucked

1080
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:50,240
Dude, so like but like that one of them is dumb too. It's still like they're like

1081
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,840
Sorry, right? What's that? They only pay him one salary

1082
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,960
Okay, probably so I think I read that

1083
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:02,000
So we we all have siblings, right? I have a brother you have a brother

1084
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,720
Right chasted whenever it comes to finances you pay more for college that you get paid less

1085
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,320
They treat you as two separate people when you're the one paying

1086
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:15,680
So just imagine if you were conjoined to your brother you were conjoined to your sister

1087
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,760
I was conjoined to my brother and you have a step brother, right or a half brother

1088
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,280
What if your other conjoined half just kills themselves? What?

1089
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,080
Like you just wake up like oh my god

1090
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:34,000
I would not want to be connected. Wow, that got dark real quick. Sorry. I did but I the thought crossed my mind

1091
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,160
It is fucked like how would that even work?

1092
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,160
I'm assuming

1093
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,760
I don't I can move though. You only can move the one side of your body. You're septic

1094
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,440
Would you want to be connected to your brother? I wouldn't want to be connected to my brother

1095
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:52,800
No fucking way what if they somehow saved you though and every time you looked over at your malformed body

1096
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,880
There's just a fucking place you're

1097
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,400
Dude I feel like there's so many more situations like if you just think about your day

1098
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,680
Like there's so many every situation

1099
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,640
What if you thought some wipes

1100
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:17,120
Yeah, what if you thought somebody was like super attractive and your fucking like conjoined twin was like nah, fuck that's that's ugly as fuck

1101
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:21,760
What the fuck are you talking about? Like if you control the body, are you in charge typing?

1102
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:27,440
That's a fucked thing to think about though if your if your other half kills somebody

1103
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:35,040
You just get roped into the fucking prison time with them. It's like completely like they can't remove you that's been established

1104
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,200
It's fucking nuts dude. Like only this side can watch tv

1105
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:45,920
He gets that permission the one you killed somebody let's talk about this guy though that decided to marry this bitch

1106
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,240
He's dead. It's definitely

1107
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,240
He's sick in the head

1108
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:56,800
Like what kind of sick they say whether the ones they're fucking though one listens to podcasts or some shit

1109
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,520
Are you fucking kidding me?

1110
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,160
Yeah, she's like, oh fuck wow, they're talking about oh, j today

1111
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,840
Oh my god

1112
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:21,680
I mean, I guess if you're born in that body, you wouldn't necessarily see I mean you would understand the inconvenience of it

1113
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:26,000
But I feel like you wouldn't know. Yeah, like you wouldn't know what it's like to be your own person

1114
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,200
So I feel like that makes like you've always known that

1115
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:38,560
I feel like getting paralyzed after birth is so much worse than being born like paralyzed or disabled, you know, right are we

1116
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,120
We're good

1117
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:47,920
I just like it was like like like i've talked to my dad about it like my dad got paralyzed after he was like when he was

1118
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:53,440
18 and like he had to go to therapy with like other people who were paralyzed and they kept on being like

1119
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,840
Just accept who you are. He's like that wasn't who I am though. I was born

1120
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:02,080
Like perfectly able and I got paralyzed these people who were born

1121
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:06,480
Yeah, you had a taste of fucking and these people that were born and these people that were born

1122
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:11,540
Paralyzed kept on being like just accept who you are. He says this isn't me. I wasn't born paralyzed

1123
01:02:12,180 --> 01:02:17,060
Yeah, like he like he gets he got so pissed off then he's just like you guys were born paralyzed

1124
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:20,820
You don't know. Yeah, he's coming from a different point of view. That shit's annoying. Yeah

1125
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:24,500
Fuck you

1126
01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:31,300
If you're a conjoined twin and your other twin is getting fucked your other head is getting fucked email us

1127
01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:33,300
I

1128
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,940
Check out if you don't want to be like fuck. All right, she's awake. She wants dick

1129
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:42,020
All right, I'm just gonna fucking put go sleepy time

1130
01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:46,460
They should have both go to sleep at the like do they sleep differently too?

1131
01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:48,140
Like that'd be weird too

1132
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:54,660
Like am I like if my brother's asleep would I be asleep too or was like I'm watching a tv show and my brother falls asleep

1133
01:02:54,660 --> 01:03:00,300
I'm like, I can't move now dude. They fucking I have I have to imagine that one does the brakes and the gas the other

1134
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:04,620
Does it steer? Oh, so they're not real. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so they're half

1135
01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:09,900
Cuz it's gotta be it's got a different from person to person it can't just be like

1136
01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:12,680
Oh if you're born it can join Quinn you web you at this

1137
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,500
I bet you there's instances where one just fucking doesn't have control over shit, right?

1138
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:21,340
They probably I think they pick like who's better at what things what and one of them like fucking sucks at driving

1139
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:25,060
Wait, so can he's like so can they both like control things?

1140
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:29,180
Yeah, they can I think one has one side of the arms

1141
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:33,900
And like they each have a side like an arm, but then one controls the legs

1142
01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:38,980
I think that's how it's split up. Yeah, cuz walking would be

1143
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:55,420
I mean, I bet all dolled up. They look pretty good brother. I want I looked at their wedding photo

1144
01:03:55,420 --> 01:03:57,420
Oh

1145
01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:04,100
Just said how that guy was sick in the head, okay. Well, I mean it takes one to know one cheese

1146
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:08,060
So local strip club by the way

1147
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:15,900
Not our local strip club by the way another local strip club guy who owned it got charged from selling meth out the back

1148
01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:19,540
Oh, that's not that bad. I mean, that's how you keep them going

1149
01:04:19,540 --> 01:04:27,020
That's how you keep a strip club business. It's all for the girls expecting you're expecting a strip club to be a fucking not shady

1150
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:34,460
Institution, right? I mean we got to cut them some slack post covid. It's hard. I don't think even strip clubs really recovered

1151
01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:39,460
There's a pizza shop where I fucking grew up fucking that was selling coke out the back and they got busted for it

1152
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:44,460
Dan is your take to support your local strip club? Is that the official stance of the Untitled podcast?

1153
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:48,460
Dude I'm not about the vices. I just fall prey to him sometimes

1154
01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:55,460
I'm not about supporting them now Bogan so eloquently. I think it's a terrible thing to support

1155
01:04:56,460 --> 01:05:01,460
It's like I'm only human, you know, so listen I hate strip clubs, but

1156
01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:05,460
I don't know. I don't really think either you guys hate strip. No you

1157
01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:11,460
I hate it. I'm not like starting to go fun me for a strip club. I

1158
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:14,460
Just I fucking like

1159
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:17,460
Did we talk about our second institution time that we went?

1160
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:22,460
I think we did like how much I'm sure it's been covered

1161
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,460
No, but like how different it was from the first time that we went

1162
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:29,460
Like like the first time that we went it was something fucking magical or something man

1163
01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:35,460
Like that day they fucking had like everybody that was like fucking stunning the second day

1164
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:38,460
I was gonna say the flame just fizzled out even in the group chat

1165
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:42,460
You guys like you were like immediately like I don't think I'm ever going

1166
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:49,460
Do you like I'm not yeah, so this fucking shit like the second like the first you had this like biblical experience

1167
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:51,460
The first time

1168
01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:53,460
It was like you

1169
01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:59,460
Her ass was unlike anything you have ever seen man. You don't get it, dude

1170
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:03,460
Second time it's like fuck that never never again

1171
01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,460
Are you kidding me?

1172
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:10,460
So so we have to talk about the second time because that like it was like it was a biblical experience that it was just like a fucking like

1173
01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:12,460
garbage fire

1174
01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:15,460
Like we were like there's like way less people when we went the second time

1175
01:06:15,460 --> 01:06:18,460
There's like fucking like eight people that were just sitting there

1176
01:06:18,460 --> 01:06:24,460
Yeah, you didn't tell this and there's the one old dude at the end who was just just fucking slinging dough out there

1177
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:29,460
But like doing it in the creepiest way possible. He's like you gotta get the money with your ass cheeks or something

1178
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:31,460
Oh, yeah

1179
01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:34,460
I remember that I'm kind of like mixing the two experiences

1180
01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:36,460
Which one was the spongebob?

1181
01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:39,460
Spongebob was the first time yeah, that was the one bad experience

1182
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:42,460
That was that's what I would call a bad experience

1183
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:45,460
Yeah, so the second time was just fucking boring

1184
01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:52,460
Yeah, so the second time was just fucking boring. Yeah, the second time dude, like we were sitting there like this fucking strippers look fucking like

1185
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:58,460
Apathetic the whole time and like just collecting a wage not even that like they're just like

1186
01:06:58,460 --> 01:07:03,460
Well, I guess like the one just start talking to like this girl that was there that she went to high school with or something

1187
01:07:03,460 --> 01:07:08,460
See, and that's why you need the guy in the back who sells blow. She does blow she's into it then yeah

1188
01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:12,460
But like we're sitting there and like fucking the one Asian guy just goes fuck this and just leaves

1189
01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:16,460
I wasn't I wasn't agree. I said right. I wasn't necessarily agree

1190
01:07:16,460 --> 01:07:19,460
That was a joke. Everybody knows

1191
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,460
Right

1192
01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,460
The one Asian guy

1193
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:28,460
The one black guy left he is like I'm done with this shit then like he's like dude

1194
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:33,460
I guarantee you like the dudes that were there were definitely fucking racist

1195
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:38,460
Like did like remember when the two black strippers came out and nobody gave them money at all

1196
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:41,460
I don't know. I remember being pretty hot

1197
01:07:41,460 --> 01:07:43,460
No, I

1198
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:47,460
Give her money. No, we were the only ones giving her money because the rest of the guys sitting there was like

1199
01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:52,460
Do like the arms folded and sitting bad. Yeah, you guys were the two golden retrievers in there

1200
01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:55,460
You're the only fucking white nights given

1201
01:07:55,460 --> 01:08:01,460
I felt bad for the one girl like she didn't get any money until we just started going

1202
01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:07,460
Here's a cup. It's just like it like it wasn't even fun. It's just like I just feel bad for you. Like yeah, like

1203
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:14,460
I guess just like take like by the way anybody who's listening we did this like what months ago at this point

1204
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,460
This was so many months ago

1205
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,460
This is on my first day

1206
01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:24,460
Numerous months ago numerous months ago and we haven't been back since at least three months ago

1207
01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:29,460
Me and KC were both heavily peer pressured into going and did not take the bait

1208
01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:34,460
You didn't you didn't I've been I've been to strip clubs like ten times in my life

1209
01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:37,460
I have been I went to no

1210
01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:47,460
You twice and then I went with my friends one time before that yeah, so those are the only times I've been where'd you go

1211
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:54,460
I went to the one that we went to twice and we went to one down and fucking like New York City, which was fucking way too expensive

1212
01:08:54,460 --> 01:09:01,460
Like they won't even look at you unless you had hundreds do the one I went to in New York City was amazing cheetahs

1213
01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:04,460
I think it closed down. I forgot the fucking name of it

1214
01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:09,460
It was it was the one that was in Grand Theft Auto for the fucking triangle whatever the fuck that's that's named after

1215
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:14,300
But like the one it was like like we tried to find it because we were like, you know

1216
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:16,960
we got to go to the Grand Theft Auto strip club that they had and

1217
01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:21,900
It was way too expensive. Like the cover charge was $50. No

1218
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:24,460
Like what the fuck dude?

1219
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:30,820
Yeah, couldn't be me. I just I just don't see the draw. It's gonna grab one out in the bathroom. See

1220
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:35,220
That's kind of my my take on it will not rub one out in the bathroom

1221
01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:38,820
But why not just I mean you just stay home get it get it handled there

1222
01:09:39,820 --> 01:09:43,060
It's all just a means to an end. It's all it's all there. It's

1223
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:45,980
Yes, yes

1224
01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:48,620
Impossible I'm saying like if you're that horny

1225
01:09:48,620 --> 01:09:53,620
Like if you're that horny you're going to a strip club clearly because the girlfriend is not an option at that point

1226
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:55,620
The thing is you're not going to a strip club for being horny

1227
01:09:55,620 --> 01:09:58,620
You're going to a strip club for the fucking vibe the vileness of it

1228
01:09:58,620 --> 01:10:00,620
I think some people would disagree with you on that one

1229
01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:02,620
You know I feel like Tony Soprano

1230
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,620
Yeah, like the hey you're sitting there

1231
01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:10,620
Back dude, I wish you could still smoke in strip clubs cuz that would like complete the vibe. Yeah, just be sitting there going

1232
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:14,620
Vegas you can

1233
01:10:14,620 --> 01:10:16,620
Vegas you can? Yeah

1234
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:20,620
For sure. There are a couple states you can smoke in the casinos in Vegas

1235
01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:22,620
I don't I think you can smoke in turning stuff

1236
01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:27,620
But if you think you want to go to a strip club because technically it's on reservation land

1237
01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:32,620
So it doesn't it doesn't do the their your state law there you go

1238
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:35,620
But like guys if you want to go to a strip club

1239
01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:38,620
I don't want to go on out your night just got like a

1240
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:45,620
$200 cheaper like no, but the thing is I don't I don't want to go anymore like that that one extra

1241
01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:48,620
That one experience turned me off the strip clubs forever

1242
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:57,620
Experience itself was like I'm like I never want to do that again that was not that one that just wanted to talk during the whole

1243
01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:59,620
private dance

1244
01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:04,620
Like and she was like oh we have the same birthday and she was naming celebrities that have the same birthday like okay?

1245
01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:08,620
I'm like okay, that's not what I came for but sure

1246
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:10,620
We have the same birthday

1247
01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:16,620
And then she'll look it up, and it was yeah, she was a lion she named a bunch of celebrities that have the same birthday

1248
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:19,620
It's like ones that like you would only know if you had the same birthday

1249
01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:26,620
I actually have I have a couple like my my birthday is April 29th, and I had a couple interesting people born on my birthday

1250
01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:36,620
I'm fucking Dale Earnhardt. Oh my god. We don't remember these three told and I remember us all looking up who was born on our birth

1251
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:38,620
Yeah

1252
01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:40,620
I

1253
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,620
It's like the first episode

1254
01:11:46,620 --> 01:11:51,620
We got a fucking get back on track like three of us

1255
01:11:52,620 --> 01:11:54,620
Dan and Tyler are like that guy ten second time

1256
01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:58,620
Fucking skipping record of a podcast

1257
01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:04,620
I'm pretty sure this has been told three times

1258
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:06,620
We were talking about 9-eleven

1259
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:12,620
I'm pretty sure we covered all that we did the autistic movie review about the band we already covered

1260
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,620
Fucking hell man

1261
01:12:14,620 --> 01:12:16,620
We gotta be better

1262
01:12:16,620 --> 01:12:18,620
It's like autism purgatory

1263
01:12:18,620 --> 01:12:20,620
This so sucks

1264
01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:26,620
Was this episode 69 special?

1265
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:30,620
You're not gonna believe this. It's a bunch of stories we've already told you

1266
01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:32,620
Multiple times

1267
01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:34,620
Fucking hell

1268
01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:38,620
Oh shit

1269
01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:43,620
So you hear the rich are building underground bunkers

1270
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:45,620
We've told this story before

1271
01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,620
Yes we have

1272
01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:49,620
Fucking a couple episodes ago

1273
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:53,620
No you're talking about some tunnel system or some shit

1274
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:55,620
No those were dew tunnels

1275
01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:57,620
Yeah that's what we were talking about

1276
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,620
Much different

1277
01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:01,620
No like Barks of Zuckerberg and shit

1278
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:05,620
He's building like a 200 million dollar underground bunker

1279
01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:07,620
Like all the billionaires are doing it. They're gearing up for something

1280
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,620
In Hawaii

1281
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:13,620
We were talking about how we were outside and we saw like four Blackhawk helicopters flying over

1282
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:15,620
Yeah it was nuts

1283
01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:17,620
When? Just now?

1284
01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:19,620
I mean dude they run training exercises all the time

1285
01:13:19,620 --> 01:13:21,620
They fly, they have Blackhawks

1286
01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:25,620
Especially when the US military is on high alert from Iran

1287
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,620
You see guys I always live in

1288
01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:29,620
Yeah but four Blackhawks is like nothing

1289
01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:33,620
I live in blissful ignorance and then I come on this podcast and every single week it's

1290
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:37,620
No I'm not saying that are retelling because it is current events in this instance

1291
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:39,620
It's always got World War 3

1292
01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:41,620
It's here

1293
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,620
It's imminent

1294
01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,620
So I got something that we haven't talked about yet

1295
01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:47,620
My neighbors

1296
01:13:47,620 --> 01:13:49,620
I fucking hate my neighbors

1297
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:51,620
Dude I fucking, I wake up this morning

1298
01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:53,620
I talked about this a little bit in our group chat

1299
01:13:53,620 --> 01:13:55,620
But I wake up and I start hearing

1300
01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:59,620
Fuck you you fucking bitch I fucking hate your guts I wish you died

1301
01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:01,620
And I'm like what the fuck

1302
01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:03,620
Look at the clock it's fucking 11am

1303
01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:07,620
What the fuck it's fucking, look at the clock it's fucking 11am in the morning

1304
01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:09,620
And I'm like

1305
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:12,620
I also, by the way I hear this through my closed window

1306
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,620
With a fan on

1307
01:14:14,620 --> 01:14:16,620
So it's gotta be loud outside

1308
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,620
And I roll out of bed and I'm like what the fuck is going on

1309
01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:21,620
And I look outside my fucking white trash

1310
01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:23,620
Fucking neighbors just slamming the door

1311
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:25,620
Screaming at this fucking bitch

1312
01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:27,620
This is an everyday occurrence

1313
01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:29,620
Like this isn't like, this isn't like a normal

1314
01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:31,620
Like this isn't like a once in a blue moon thing

1315
01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:33,620
Like at least once a day

1316
01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:37,620
At least once a day I hear my neighbors fucking screaming at each other

1317
01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:39,620
Just blast some mayhem bro

1318
01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:41,620
And I'm like fucking, I'm just sitting there

1319
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:43,620
Like it's like, it could be like this time of night

1320
01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:45,620
Fucking 11pm I'm just sitting there

1321
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,620
And I just hear you fucking bitch

1322
01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,620
I'm like again seriously

1323
01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:51,620
This is the fourth time fucking today

1324
01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:53,620
Like I stay up at night pretty late

1325
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,620
Because I work night shift

1326
01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:57,620
It could be 3am and this shit's still going on

1327
01:14:57,620 --> 01:14:59,620
It's the same apartment

1328
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,620
Like a store

1329
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:03,620
Like a connected building

1330
01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:05,620
No, so I live in like a two family house

1331
01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:07,620
I live on the second floor of a two family house

1332
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:09,620
And my neighbor like owns

1333
01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:11,620
Like the house next to us

1334
01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:13,620
Like and I have like, between me I have a driveway

1335
01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:15,620
Like a tree line

1336
01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:17,620
And then my neighbor's house

1337
01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:19,620
My neighbor has fucking like broken down cars in his fucking backyard

1338
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,620
That he fucking tries to work on

1339
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:23,620
And throws his wrench through a window

1340
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:25,620
And then fucking screams and shit

1341
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,620
I just picture like an otherwise good looking neighborhood

1342
01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:29,620
Like this one guy's house is like

1343
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:31,620
A scene out of like Mad Max

1344
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:33,620
Dude it's fucking stupid

1345
01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:35,620
Like everybody else

1346
01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:37,620
Like I have no problems with any of my other neighbors

1347
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,620
My neighbor next door is just a fucking asshole

1348
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:41,620
Like just fucking screaming at his fucking wife

1349
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,620
Like I was outside

1350
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:45,620
I overlook the highway

1351
01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:47,620
And I have like a little bit of the Hudson River that goes through

1352
01:15:47,620 --> 01:15:49,620
Like I have like a fence and I have like

1353
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:51,620
Like the bike trail and then the Hudson River

1354
01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,620
Then the

1355
01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:55,620
I-90 right there

1356
01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:57,620
So I was sitting out there

1357
01:15:57,620 --> 01:15:59,620
And I get night, I have a cigar

1358
01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:01,620
I have like a little lawn chair and like a little like

1359
01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:03,620
Camping table that I have that I put my ashtray on

1360
01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:05,620
Nice relaxing time, I put like an earbud in

1361
01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:07,620
I'm just like smoking my cigar

1362
01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:09,620
Fucking, I hear

1363
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:11,620
What the fuck

1364
01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:13,620
I turn around, this guy fucking was working on his car

1365
01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:15,620
The whole time, got pissed off, smashed his windshield

1366
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:17,620
And then just started screaming at his wife

1367
01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:19,620
And I'm like

1368
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,620
Dude what the fuck dude

1369
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,620
I'm trying to sit here and relax

1370
01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:25,620
And smoke my cigar

1371
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:27,620
Fucking NPC behavior right there

1372
01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:29,620
And I'm fucking like, I'm like dude what the fuck

1373
01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:31,620
And like I still, and I'm like

1374
01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,620
Whatever, I'm just gonna ignore it

1375
01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:35,620
And like it got to the point like

1376
01:16:35,620 --> 01:16:37,620
Where I could hear them through my headphones that I was listening to music in

1377
01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:39,620
And I'm like I just want to

1378
01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:41,620
Fucking smoke my cigar dude

1379
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:43,620
Like just, can you guys shut up for like fucking 10 minutes

1380
01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:45,620
Like it's

1381
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:47,620
So fucking annoying

1382
01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,620
And like the thing is like, like you can't call the police

1383
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:51,620
On it cause they're not hitting each other, they're just yelling at each other

1384
01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:53,620
Sure you can, you can call the police

1385
01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:55,620
I just, I'm like I don't fucking feel like doing that

1386
01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:57,620
Disturbing the peace

1387
01:16:57,620 --> 01:16:59,620
Yeah, but I'm just fucking

1388
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:01,620
Just tell them that they're screaming like this every single day

1389
01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,620
24 7

1390
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,620
That fucking 911 call happens like 50 times

1391
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,620
Every day

1392
01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:09,620
Domestic verbal at this point

1393
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:11,620
I'm like what the fuck are the cops gonna do

1394
01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:13,620
They're gonna be like hey stop arguing

1395
01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:15,620
And then they're gonna be like no

1396
01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:17,620
So like, and like the thing

1397
01:17:17,620 --> 01:17:19,620
Continuing that story where I was smoking a cigar

1398
01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:21,620
And this guy like clasps his windshield

1399
01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:23,620
And starts fucking yelling at his wife

1400
01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:25,620
Then fucking takes his fucking tow truck

1401
01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:27,620
And is fucking

1402
01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,620
Drives off, this motherfucker has like a

1403
01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:31,620
Towing company or whatever

1404
01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:33,620
And this guy like at random times

1405
01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:35,620
Of the day just fucking wheels like

1406
01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:37,620
Burns out in his fucking tow truck

1407
01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:39,620
Like I hear this tow truck

1408
01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:41,620
At least fucking 10 times a day

1409
01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:43,620
Any time of fucking night

1410
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,620
I'm like, can you guys just fucking stop

1411
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,620
Like Jesus fucking Christ

1412
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:53,140
I remember one of the fucking saddest days of my childhood was fucking uh

1413
01:17:53,380 --> 01:18:00,420
This use my buddy who lived at the end of my cul-de-sac and one day this van just comes screaming down the street

1414
01:18:00,780 --> 01:18:07,300
Fucking parks in the driveway guy bails out of the driver's seat cops had followed him down the street going lights and sirens

1415
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:13,140
They're all going like 50 tackle this guy to the ground put him in handcuffs put him in the back of their their car and drive

1416
01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:19,420
Away, it was just like my buddy came down the street. He's like hey, um my dad just got arrested

1417
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:26,000
Can I stay at your house for a little bit and I just like played halo 2 with him?

1418
01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:29,960
While he was crying about how his dad got taken away

1419
01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:35,840
That's a good game. Yeah, it was no we played after dead to left for dead to sorry yeah

1420
01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:39,100
Just like yeah

1421
01:18:39,780 --> 01:18:41,780
Hopefully I'll cheer them up

1422
01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:44,700
Now I did like this this guy he went away for like three years

1423
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:50,260
Is that he has like to like that was a sad story

1424
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:58,460
Actually, I can connect this to a story that I've said before fucking I remember when I was telling my basketball hero story

1425
01:18:58,460 --> 01:19:03,700
Yeah, it's where like one of our teammates dads had died. It was that good. He was on my team

1426
01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:05,700
He didn't tell us he was a fucking felon

1427
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:12,500
I had met him several times and he genuinely was a good guy. It was a nonviolent crime

1428
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,820
I think it was something to do with drugs. He was just slinging a shitload, but

1429
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:31,340
He's a good guy and it's still his fucking dad like so like we were all fucking rooting for him, dude

1430
01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:34,620
I will never fucking miss. I will never forget that missed three-pointer

1431
01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:40,320
I mean we we literally would know we won that game and then got a limp that put us into like the bracket with the good

1432
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:41,580
You miss your player?

1433
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:43,580
No

1434
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:52,240
That was that was the game where like we were down both of our like good stars the only people who weren't white on our

1435
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:59,780
Team so I started I never did I was like deep bench guy and somehow we just pulled off this fucking miracle win

1436
01:19:59,780 --> 01:20:01,780
And they got briskly a limit. What is like?

1437
01:20:01,780 --> 01:20:08,140
Rock or whatever fucking the team's name was oh is the JCC. Yeah, I played for the Jewish Rock or whatever

1438
01:20:08,660 --> 01:20:11,940
Dan you think that story was sad. You should listen to the first 20 minutes

1439
01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:17,620
Yeah, that was fucking nothing oh

1440
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:20,940
That's the best part about coming late is that when I listen to it?

1441
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:28,900
There's like an hour of like new content that I didn't hear and then even the parts that I was there for

1442
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:37,040
It feels like the first time because every episode is like the first episode because we don't ever remember what we say

1443
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:44,660
I feel like today's one of the only days where I'm picking up on I'm like have I heard this before

1444
01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:50,460
And sometimes you know and it's just like fuck we're three quarters the ways through this story. We might as well let him finish

1445
01:20:53,340 --> 01:20:57,980
Let's knock out some topics Apple got sued because they have an

1446
01:20:57,980 --> 01:20:59,980
Monopoly on iPhones

1447
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:07,060
They just make the best fucking phones so everybody buys them disagree with that

1448
01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:10,780
Fucking green bubbles

1449
01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:13,780
Green fucking ass got my galaxy

1450
01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:19,600
Well, I mean just by like three of us have iPhones and one of us has fucking

1451
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,500
Samsung fucking galaxy x3

1452
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:27,980
7 it's just fucking crowd behavior like oh, yeah, I'm gonna get this product

1453
01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:32,580
That's inferior in most ways, but it's the cool thing to do so I'm not sure at all. No, you're wrong

1454
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:35,780
Androids forever. That's why I have an iPhone

1455
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,340
That's why I've had iPhones for the last year

1456
01:21:38,820 --> 01:21:45,140
So I'm sick of them getting fucking viruses and pop-ups and shit. I have never I've had androids always

1457
01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:53,100
I have never gotten a virus or a pop-up ever. Oh, you're not going to same websites. Yeah, you know

1458
01:21:54,020 --> 01:21:59,980
But I haven't got a virus either I go on like fucking 4chan like I'm saying here's the dog and Apple you won't get a virus

1459
01:21:59,980 --> 01:22:04,620
Here's the difference you don't on fucking Android either. You need to fucking download something

1460
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:08,320
That's harmful to your vice and it gives the same fucking warning your computer does

1461
01:22:08,540 --> 01:22:13,740
Apple doesn't even let you have the free-thinking thought to download anything that could arm your device though

1462
01:22:13,740 --> 01:22:18,660
Well, you can't download a file unless it's one that they let you like fuck that shit

1463
01:22:18,660 --> 01:22:20,300
It is that's not true at all

1464
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:25,600
You can download your own APK and install custom apps on your phone if you want to iPhone

1465
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:29,060
You need to fucking jailbreak it and Apple does not like jailbreaking

1466
01:22:29,060 --> 01:22:34,700
They fucking crack down on that shit every chance they can get I can fucking hack into the Chinese government from this shit

1467
01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:37,340
Okay, Casey. No, so I

1468
01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:43,100
The difference between Android and Apple the biggest difference is that

1469
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,100
You guys are in sales

1470
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:49,540
Operates on Linux, which is open source. Yes, right and Apple has

1471
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:51,820
proprietary iOS

1472
01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:58,860
So it's within their company only they know the code for it. So you can't crack it because not everybody knows it

1473
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:04,120
You know, that's why even even the government couldn't crack it. It took him like years, you know

1474
01:23:04,540 --> 01:23:10,260
There was that actually that case from where you know, you uh, you work in your zone

1475
01:23:10,260 --> 01:23:14,220
there where the government was trying to get into the

1476
01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:20,940
Get into access to the phones that the family Apple wouldn't even help them. They're like, sorry, dude, like that sucks

1477
01:23:20,940 --> 01:23:23,360
But is that the family? Yeah, since yeah

1478
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:23,620
Yeah

1479
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:27,140
They're like we can't can't help you and the government had to do it on their own

1480
01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:28,940
They had to get somebody to break into it

1481
01:23:28,940 --> 01:23:32,540
The thing with the thing with Android though is that your device is what you make of it

1482
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:33,620
If you're more tech savvy

1483
01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:38,300
You can get away with a lot more than you can on an Android than you can with an iPhone iPhone

1484
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:43,260
They limit you with what they can sure. They're a secure device. I'm not gonna argue with that this

1485
01:23:43,900 --> 01:23:47,360
Objectively sure is less secure. If you don't know what you're doing. You can install

1486
01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:49,900
So it's a competence issue. I'm not

1487
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:55,300
I'm saying I'm not saying that you're all incompetent

1488
01:23:55,300 --> 01:24:00,920
But like for real what what are you doing to get by like I've never heard of anyone who has had a fucking Android

1489
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:04,140
That's like oh, yeah, I got viruses like I've been in the game a long time

1490
01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,140
I

1491
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:09,380
Don't click on links with better emails

1492
01:24:09,380 --> 01:24:13,580
I had androids like way back in the day, right?

1493
01:24:13,580 --> 01:24:17,140
my first phone wasn't I don't think wasn't Android but the next one was and

1494
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:22,020
Dude, it would just be like you would download an app

1495
01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:26,500
Like I don't think they had to be like certified apps and you'd start getting all these fucking pop-ups

1496
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:31,820
You know what I mean? And then they would have to do like fucking like you have to jump through so many

1497
01:24:31,820 --> 01:24:35,920
What's the same thing with Android? Oh, it's the Play Store. It's this it's the same way

1498
01:24:36,060 --> 01:24:39,000
They keep if you want to download some sketchy fucking app

1499
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:42,360
You're gonna have to go to your web browser and download the installer for it

1500
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:45,360
And then it will install the app and it'll work like a normal app on your phone

1501
01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:50,660
Like the one I use like I fucking hacked my YouTube app because I can't stand watching tick-tock

1502
01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:52,200
I get fucking brain rot from it

1503
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:57,500
So I downloaded an app that fucking cracked into my YouTube and now I have YouTube premium

1504
01:24:57,500 --> 01:25:03,060
I don't get ads and I also disabled it so that I don't see shorts. I can just fucking scroll and all it is

1505
01:25:03,060 --> 01:25:07,980
Long form videos like you can't do that shit on an I on an iPhone

1506
01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:10,140
That's like one of them and it's minor shit

1507
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:11,820
That's the reason why I'm an Android guy

1508
01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:18,540
like that doesn't appeal to most people Apple is going to grab most the market because it is the better device for most people but

1509
01:25:18,540 --> 01:25:22,940
If you just fucking like know what I miss I miss the fucking keyboard fucking

1510
01:25:22,940 --> 01:25:28,300
Yeah, fucking flip keyboards. I do I love those dude. I'm so opposed to change

1511
01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:30,700
I

1512
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:35,660
Went from blackberries. I went from blackberry to Android. That was an abomination, dude

1513
01:25:35,660 --> 01:25:37,660
You want to talk about bad fucking phones?

1514
01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:42,200
A president of the United States has to have a blackberry

1515
01:25:42,740 --> 01:25:47,020
Cuz they're like because like the way that like the president like the CIA made like these yeah

1516
01:25:47,020 --> 01:25:54,300
There's some way they make them super super fucking secure. Is that still yeah, I think so from didn't and like it was a huge problem

1517
01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:58,500
That he didn't have a had a had like the CIA black because he had a fucking iPhone. Yeah, he had an iPhone

1518
01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:01,700
Yeah, which is that's that's crazy to me that he had a fucking iPhone

1519
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:08,280
That does blow my mind. Yeah, because they wouldn't give him a device unless it was like ridiculously protected like I mean

1520
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,260
They probably did something to it

1521
01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:13,700
but like the blackberry has been used because like for whatever reason a

1522
01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:19,120
Blackberry phone is like the most secure that like they have like this like program and shit like in it

1523
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:21,520
That's like the most secure phone is a blackberry

1524
01:26:21,940 --> 01:26:25,100
It probably has to do with key logging

1525
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:28,660
Because it has a mechanical keyboard. Yeah, so

1526
01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:31,660
there's probably a way to

1527
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:34,740
to log the keys on the on the

1528
01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:40,340
On-screen keyboard. Yeah, right, but it's not the same using a blackberry

1529
01:26:40,340 --> 01:26:44,980
Yeah, you know well the thing that fuck I would imagine thing that there is

1530
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:50,940
Can you change your keyboard on an iPhone like can you download apps that give you like different keyboards?

1531
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,500
Look, dude, I know you're trying to know

1532
01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:01,340
Actually something that I'm gonna

1533
01:27:01,740 --> 01:27:08,540
I'm kind of anything and 25% more on an apple. I'm leading into taking a shot at Android here

1534
01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:12,940
I was just asking like fine fine fine is Apple just like you have the

1535
01:27:19,980 --> 01:27:26,460
Like it's not because look at my keyboard so I can go like this I can press this and German keyboard now

1536
01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:29,700
No, yes, but that's all but that's what I mean though. That's the only

1537
01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:36,760
Keyboard yes, like I use G. You can't online which is like Google's version of a keyboard, which is fucky

1538
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,820
I mean, I don't really do anything sketchy on my phone

1539
01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:45,940
So I'm not worried about this but every keystroke I put into their Google has access to they they have that shit because I downloaded

1540
01:27:45,940 --> 01:27:48,260
That third-party application that lets you do that

1541
01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:52,180
There's a million different fucking keyboard apps, which I don't know why the fuck you'd use the Samsung ones

1542
01:27:52,180 --> 01:27:54,860
Just it's shitty the one that came with the phone's shitty

1543
01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:59,220
So I use this you don't have anything more like you go like this and like you can like spell out a word without like

1544
01:27:59,220 --> 01:28:03,700
Yeah, but like that's that's a fucking gimmick. It doesn't this doesn't work. Yeah, like you born

1545
01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:07,980
I thought if I really wanted to be a fucking nerd I would take my little stylus out here

1546
01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:12,700
And that's how I would write if I was gonna do it like I'm fucking working at PDA from 2003

1547
01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:15,580
But I don't fucking do that looks like you're 80. I

1548
01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:18,180
Will say this feature is pretty cool

1549
01:28:18,180 --> 01:28:23,760
You pop it out and it goes straight to a notepad that you can write shit down on and it saves it

1550
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:29,080
I use that it was more sweet. I actually work more than I care to admit not gonna lie

1551
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:35,580
Can you where do you keep the stylus? It's in the phone? Oh? Yeah, it's innovation, right?

1552
01:28:35,580 --> 01:28:39,940
That's pretty sweet actually Apple doesn't like that. I'm like you're getting drawn a picture

1553
01:28:41,780 --> 01:28:45,840
Now this Google does not have access to I'll draw you a picture right here

1554
01:28:48,820 --> 01:28:50,820
Well, yeah mushroom tip

1555
01:28:50,820 --> 01:28:58,860
That's pretty fucking sweet, dude. I would just doodle all the time. No, that is a fucking nice cock, isn't it?

1556
01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:08,480
Sixty nine my last iPhone went through the fucking ringer, dude

1557
01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:13,420
it got run over by a car multiple broken screens and

1558
01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:18,580
It was six years old and I finally I had to get rid of it because it was just getting slow

1559
01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:23,860
Because they updated the iOS so many times dude. I dude I had the same fuck at the I had an iPhone 4

1560
01:29:23,860 --> 01:29:30,300
Oh there it is. I had an iPhone 4 from me being 13 years old to me being 20 Wow

1561
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:34,740
I had that phone for fucking seven years with a shattered screen

1562
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:35,220
Yeah

1563
01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:36,020
and like

1564
01:29:36,020 --> 01:29:41,780
It got to the point where I literally couldn't use the phone anymore because it literally said I can't you can't update the iOS higher

1565
01:29:41,780 --> 01:29:48,180
Than whatever it was yeah, like I'm like well fuck I like I was like so averse to like change

1566
01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:49,860
I didn't want to change my phone

1567
01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:53,740
I didn't want to like get like the newer version because I like the iPhone 4 so much

1568
01:29:53,740 --> 01:29:56,340
I got the smaller version of every phone

1569
01:29:56,780 --> 01:30:01,580
Like they you know they like they had like the pro and like whatever I got I always got the smaller one

1570
01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:08,660
Because I was so used to how the 4 was and I still don't get the pro version to the phone because I just like

1571
01:30:08,660 --> 01:30:11,920
The smaller we are bitching about such first world issues right now

1572
01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:14,440
Yeah, no, it's just like I'm the same way

1573
01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:18,820
I just I didn't want to change from my iPhone 8 just because I like what I have yeah

1574
01:30:18,820 --> 01:30:24,340
You know I didn't want to give up the physical keyboard until I absolutely have exactly I didn't want to give up the touch ID

1575
01:30:24,740 --> 01:30:27,660
Dude the touch ID was so fucking cool. I miss that dude

1576
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:33,160
I just I like some of the gimmicks like on my older phone shit. I had an HTC one and the power button on the top

1577
01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:38,100
Doubled as an infrared remote. It's like it was a universal remote that you could program

1578
01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:42,700
So when I was in fucking high school, I had so much fun with that

1579
01:30:42,700 --> 01:30:45,380
I used to do that too like that's a Panasonic alright

1580
01:30:46,780 --> 01:30:50,060
Like oh, we're watching a video while the substitute teachers in volume

1581
01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:55,580
Jacket the fuck teachers that's freaking out then ten seconds later

1582
01:30:59,860 --> 01:31:01,860
You could cause fucking chaos

1583
01:31:02,780 --> 01:31:10,600
So what we did this is the age difference we had them built into watches you get radio shack right there like 20 bucks

1584
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:15,040
Yeah, so I would do they could never figure out who the fuck it was

1585
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:19,320
So I told my buddy one time in the lunchroom a watch is even less conspicuous

1586
01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:24,200
Yeah, I'm like dude take this ice pack and pretend you're using it to change the channel

1587
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:29,160
And I'm gonna do it with my watch so I was controlling the TV with my watch and he's sitting over the ice pack

1588
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,280
They get a guy who would watch over the cafeteria

1589
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:34,280
It comes over

1590
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:46,700
Do we would do that like have like actual notes like we had like the actual ones and like this fucking like fuck

1591
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:52,460
We but it like it didn't start where it stopped working like my last years at high school because we stopped using the TVs

1592
01:31:52,460 --> 01:31:55,480
We started using computers and like smart boards and like ah

1593
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:58,160
Fuck we can't have fun anymore

1594
01:31:58,160 --> 01:32:03,000
Like there we would like fuck people so much with that shit. Yeah, we didn't have smart boards

1595
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:08,400
Yeah, we just are getting smart boards my like senior year. My senior year is when we got our first smart board

1596
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:14,400
So it was like it was like an LCD. It's like it's not only an LCD

1597
01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:22,880
Smartboards has like a projector that projects on it and then like it has like it's it's almost like a felt like screen

1598
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:29,840
but like a smooth felt and like you like you draw on it and like the pressure that you put on the board is like

1599
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:34,280
Like it like it sends it to the computer. So it like draws like a mark on there

1600
01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:36,280
So it's basically a digital whiteboard

1601
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:37,320
Oh

1602
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:42,600
But you could add like graphics and shit onto it like or you could play like a video or something on it

1603
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:45,220
It just became like it's like a big iPad almost

1604
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:49,800
That's kind of cool a huge iPad that like you could do it without like a glass screen

1605
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:53,280
It was like felt almost but can you stand in the way of the projector?

1606
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:58,760
It they put it like such an angle that like even if it like like when you stood like right next to it

1607
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,760
Like only the top of your head would be like visible at the bottom

1608
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,280
Yeah, I don't know how they did it

1609
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:04,560
I just remember I

1610
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:09,720
vaguely remember cuz like only like one of my classes had it my senior year cuz we like it was the big deal that year that

1611
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:12,800
We got a smart board and we're like, yeah, we got fucking smart board

1612
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:17,600
It was my math class my math teacher just do fucking equations and shit on it. I'm like, that's boring

1613
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:21,280
I mean whiteboards are like what the fuck is wrong with them?

1614
01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:24,040
Like yeah, but like you just gotta erase them

1615
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:28,020
The thing is that you could do the same thing with a smart board a whiteboard as a smart board if you just put a

1616
01:33:28,020 --> 01:33:30,760
Projector on it. I thought the the fucking

1617
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:36,520
School I go to now the room that we do our lectures in that's an entire it had a smart board, right?

1618
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:39,120
It has a smart board. We never use the thing though

1619
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:45,520
The whole walls the walls are coated with shit that turns every wall in the room into like a dry erase board

1620
01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:51,720
Yeah, so you like the whole everything is so you can just walk over and just I mean like it cuts off at a certain

1621
01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:53,520
Point you can see where the paint changes

1622
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:55,760
But that's literally all it is is just like a layer of paint

1623
01:33:55,760 --> 01:34:01,100
But it's fucking awesome because you can just write shit everywhere now because where I went to school

1624
01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:03,100
Don't use it as much as you think we would

1625
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,840
It's cool

1626
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:09,200
Where I went to college much cheaper than a fucking smart board

1627
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:14,400
They had a they had a smart board and they use that for for most things. Yeah, it's like a fucking projector

1628
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:18,520
I mean, I'm fucking remote. I zoom in every lecture day. I don't fuck I remember

1629
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:20,960
I remember back when I was in elementary school

1630
01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:26,560
They still had the old projectors with like the fucking little lamp the lamp in the mirror and they had like the clear fucking like

1631
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:29,320
Things on I thought that was so fucking cool when I was a kid

1632
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:34,680
Where they like put the fucking clear like laminate paper on it and then like drawn. I'm like, that's so fucking cool

1633
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:43,620
The school district I went to my school shut down the year after I left but um, cuz it's just like a

1634
01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:44,940
school

1635
01:34:44,940 --> 01:34:50,460
Elementary school cuz my ours was like the one country school and the rest is built around like this big suburban town

1636
01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:52,620
You're the one fucking

1637
01:34:53,580 --> 01:34:55,100
Elementary school in the middle of fucking nowhere

1638
01:34:55,100 --> 01:35:01,500
They built a new school and then put smart boards and all they're like while we were still going through school

1639
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:05,980
Like it was planned out so long. So I just got like a much shittier education

1640
01:35:07,220 --> 01:35:11,420
Elementary school everything was state-of-the-art for every other elementary school and it was like, alright

1641
01:35:11,420 --> 01:35:13,940
Let's fucking hope we have a light bulb to put in this thing

1642
01:35:14,660 --> 01:35:20,340
Fucking firing up the old fucking thing. Alright, I want to do it sex add on one of those projects

1643
01:35:23,820 --> 01:35:26,460
I want to host jeopardy and then we'll

1644
01:35:28,060 --> 01:35:33,760
We'll continue like this like having a standard podcast after that, but I really want to I'm feeling the host vibe

1645
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:36,320
I got I got to take a piss before we do this me too

1646
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:41,320
All right, we'll be back

1647
01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:08,440
Oh

1648
01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:20,480
So welcome back

1649
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:23,680
Wonderful wonderful time

1650
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:31,000
We got a special occasion for you boys here because it's our 69th episode. We want to do something special

1651
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:33,720
and that includes

1652
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:35,720
You guys are fucking done

1653
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:41,240
Dan one of us has to win this fucking thing. He's talking to take him out

1654
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:45,320
You guys are fucking done

1655
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:51,360
You're fucking done Dan one of us has to win this fucking thing. He's talking to take him out

1656
01:36:55,080 --> 01:37:02,080
All right fucking Tyler and yeah Tyler and Casey got this fucking elitist bullshit going on in jeopardy right now

1657
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:04,920
And me and Dan are not gonna stand for it

1658
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:08,160
All right, so

1659
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:11,440
We got a couple good categories for you today

1660
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:17,360
So we got

1661
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:23,280
Anyways that was supposed to be the sound of the board

1662
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:25,800
That was the sound

1663
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:30,440
Alright, so we got the categories of famous ghosts

1664
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:31,880
famous

1665
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:33,880
Goose cartoons

1666
01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:41,800
Sports alrighty blockbuster movies. Uh-huh. Yeah emo emo

1667
01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:44,880
emo lyrics

1668
01:37:44,880 --> 01:37:48,400
emo in general, but it's not it normally has to do with a

1669
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:53,280
Where band is from and a lyric from other songs

1670
01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:59,760
All right, so you kind of have to speak more into that myself

1671
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:05,400
I okay is it more like yeah, so that's it. So I won last time

1672
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:08,680
but I'm gonna go by the

1673
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:17,380
The lowest common denominator here. So Ali Mac is gonna be our first choice for today. Yeah, that's right bitches returning champion Ali Mac

1674
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:22,080
Start with

1675
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:28,540
Let's kick it off with a blockbuster blockbuster movies you want to go for a hundred. Yeah

1676
01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:30,540
Okay

1677
01:38:31,460 --> 01:38:38,020
Blockbuster movies for a hundred in the 1980s New York has a massive ghost and marshmallow problem

1678
01:38:38,300 --> 01:38:40,300
What is good for sirs?

1679
01:38:40,420 --> 01:38:45,180
That is correct. I knew the answer. Why do I not press the fucking button?

1680
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:49,540
Dan get your head in the game Casey win

1681
01:38:49,540 --> 01:38:59,580
All right, don't forget $50,000 in margin. Yeah, let me get in there

1682
01:39:05,020 --> 01:39:07,180
All right, Casey you you got the last

1683
01:39:08,420 --> 01:39:10,900
blockbuster movies for two. Yeah, I

1684
01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:13,820
Could just fucking for two. Yeah

1685
01:39:13,820 --> 01:39:15,820
Oh

1686
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:23,780
Okay, this movie is one of the highest most highest grossing movies of all time

1687
01:39:23,860 --> 01:39:27,740
It was about a ship and the relationship or this Titanic

1688
01:39:33,380 --> 01:39:36,380
Blockbuster movies Alex blockbuster movies

1689
01:39:36,380 --> 01:39:41,020
I can't even see the front of the screen

1690
01:39:43,020 --> 01:39:48,580
The fuck man, you can see the reflection of his glasses. Yep, this is bad shit. So blockbusters for three

1691
01:39:48,980 --> 01:39:50,980
There we go

1692
01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:54,540
This 2000s movies was based on a cartoon

1693
01:39:54,540 --> 01:40:01,780
Wait, you said movies plural. No, that's 2000. I meant to say 2000s as this. Okay. We'll get it right here

1694
01:40:01,780 --> 01:40:07,500
This 2000s movie was based on off of the cartoon of the same name by made by Bill Cosby

1695
01:40:10,900 --> 01:40:16,340
What is fat Albert what is fat Albert and that is a another point

1696
01:40:21,620 --> 01:40:26,180
Wasn't the name of the cartoon though, yeah, are you sure? Yeah

1697
01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:32,580
I'm in the winner seat today. I'll take blockbuster movies blockbuster movies

1698
01:40:33,380 --> 01:40:35,380
Get off the phone

1699
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:40,100
Hold on just a minute we got

1700
01:40:44,580 --> 01:40:46,580
The Cosby kids

1701
01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:52,060
I said fat Albert

1702
01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:59,740
I said part of the fucking title. How much do I get?

1703
01:41:02,380 --> 01:41:04,380
Wager 400

1704
01:41:05,180 --> 01:41:08,420
Hope he gets this wrong. So fucking bad. I'm gonna take him out

1705
01:41:08,420 --> 01:41:16,420
This movie was released under the pretense that it was actual found footage. Oh, what is paranormal activity?

1706
01:41:23,220 --> 01:41:28,080
It's fucking daily double so you are I would have been right you are right which project

1707
01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:37,040
Also true about paranormal activity paranormal activity was not marketed as a real no it wasn't where Blair which was it was it was just

1708
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:43,340
A found footage movie, but it was like I knew that which Blair which had like the website. Yeah, thank you saying yeah

1709
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:47,280
So I knew that black but that's okay. I'll get a fan

1710
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:50,480
I know it's not a thousand good. There's 500. Yeah

1711
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:56,920
You want to five hours lost all his fucking money. That was pretty cool. Why'd you press the button? I?

1712
01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:04,320
Was excited I gotta wait for a second till that clock dies down. All right, it's 2012

1713
01:42:04,520 --> 01:42:10,560
New York is under attack the team of superheroes better get assembled. Oh god. I don't anything about superhero movies

1714
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:16,000
What is the Avengers that is correct for 500

1715
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:21,480
God damn it. No, I'm happy. It was you. Hey, can we get the scoreboard quick?

1716
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:29,320
Casey has 200 after his loss on the daily double and Ali Mac has 500. Oh shit. What do I have?

1717
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:37,320
Famous ghosts cartoon sports or emo?

1718
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:42,960
Do famous ghosts famous ghosts. I'm hoping I get less high by the later rounds

1719
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:46,440
This former president is said to haunt the White House

1720
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:51,440
I'm not going naked. There's no more information than that

1721
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:57,880
That's it's literally one of the most famous ghosts in history. This former president is said to haunt the White House

1722
01:43:00,240 --> 01:43:04,200
It's been said by several presidents that they've seen this ghost at the White House

1723
01:43:05,480 --> 01:43:07,480
Are we gonna timeout?

1724
01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:14,880
What is George Washington? That is a negative for you. Yes. I'm in second place

1725
01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:23,440
Okay, fine

1726
01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:25,640
Alright anybody else? No

1727
01:43:27,280 --> 01:43:31,840
It'll be Abraham Lincoln I was I mean I wasn't gonna buzz in but that would have been my

1728
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:36,200
Fucked over him shit myself. I'm sorry, too. God damn it

1729
01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,200
Yeah, let's burn this category keep it going

1730
01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:43,720
Yeah a

1731
01:43:43,720 --> 01:43:50,000
Nationwide phenomenon where a female ghost is found on the side of the road looking for a ride is also known as of what?

1732
01:43:53,320 --> 01:43:58,680
That's something only you would know title no, I think I think I do know that but I'm not confident enough to buzz in

1733
01:43:58,680 --> 01:44:06,800
It's not a succubus, right? It'll be known as a lady in white. Oh wow. Thank God. I didn't buzz in

1734
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:09,400
I'm fine at zero

1735
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:19,000
You might come in second just by way of not what do you want famous ghost cartoon sports or emo let's keep burning the ghosts

1736
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:26,880
At a certain green colored ambulance company which ambulance is known to be haunted by staff

1737
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:28,880
What is ambulance number nine?

1738
01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:30,880
That is by staff

1739
01:44:34,880 --> 01:44:36,880
Correct by Ali Mac

1740
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:38,880
That is a retarded push

1741
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:46,600
He was in real-world brain he wasn't expecting off

1742
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:49,400
Famous ghost yeah, I keep burning the ghosts

1743
01:44:50,560 --> 01:44:55,800
This site of a July night 1863 American battle is known for its abundant of

1744
01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:59,040
Let's get these were god

1745
01:45:00,480 --> 01:45:03,600
You were a fucking cunt hair off buzzing in first

1746
01:45:07,600 --> 01:45:10,800
Ghosts wait was that was that 500 or 400?

1747
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:13,040
You got one more left in ghosts go

1748
01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:19,400
We got a bounce back then get in here on this one talked about several times in the world famous untitled podcast

1749
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:21,400
This location in Lake George, New York

1750
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:35,240
In the game, but I got how many points that 500 and 500

1751
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:44,960
Oh fuck yeah, you have 500 he has 500 and Ali back is in the lead with 800

1752
01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:50,640
Oh fuck so Dan you got cartoonist jokes or email email

1753
01:45:51,480 --> 01:45:53,480
email for one

1754
01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:57,120
This band was formed in response is of 9-eleven

1755
01:45:57,840 --> 01:45:59,840
What is my chemical romance that is correct?

1756
01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:01,840
I should

1757
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:05,920
Keep it going emo

1758
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:13,080
This pan wants to take you to Ocean Avenue. What is yellow card? That is yellow car. I'm glad it was three

1759
01:46:17,280 --> 01:46:22,920
Wishing it talk shit now. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got emo sports or cartoons

1760
01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:26,480
Definitely not sports

1761
01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:28,120
Um

1762
01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:30,040
Let's go emo fuck it

1763
01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:34,600
For 300 this band is from the state of Ohio, which is also known

1764
01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:41,080
Let's Hawthorne Heights that is correct for lovers. That was a good. I'll give you a fist bump on that one

1765
01:46:41,080 --> 01:46:43,080
That was a good early hit

1766
01:46:44,480 --> 01:46:47,840
I got some getting stressed out. This is a pretty decent game

1767
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:54,800
Yeah, I totally get the fucking no words email you come out of you. Okay. Yeah, it's either gonna be here a dud

1768
01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:56,520
this

1769
01:46:56,520 --> 01:46:59,480
Florida emo band do they mean a lot to you?

1770
01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:03,440
What is a day to remember? Yes, it is

1771
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:06,600
fuck emo

1772
01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:13,320
Finishing out emo this Texas based emo ban misses having sex, but at least they don't want to die

1773
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:21,200
Oh

1774
01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:26,960
No, what is water? Oh, yeah, that's that's a you question for sure

1775
01:47:26,960 --> 01:47:32,680
Yeah, only only you would get that. All right. What's the category? You got sports or cartoons?

1776
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:37,880
Sports

1777
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:43,600
Sports for 100 this football team has been to four Super Bowls, but is not one a single time

1778
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:48,220
What is Buffalo Bill? Shit? He actually got that one. That is correct

1779
01:47:48,220 --> 01:47:50,220
Oh, yeah

1780
01:47:50,860 --> 01:47:56,200
All right, Casey. I'll give you respect on that one sports or cartoons to for 200

1781
01:47:56,700 --> 01:48:01,660
This biker who was diagnosed with cancers. What is Lance Armstrong? That is correct

1782
01:48:01,660 --> 01:48:14,820
I was picturing a motorcycle. I got to get my head in the game sports. I wasn't I thought he chose cartoons

1783
01:48:18,260 --> 01:48:20,260
Cancer what the fuck are we talking about?

1784
01:48:20,940 --> 01:48:22,860
sports for 300

1785
01:48:22,860 --> 01:48:31,860
This hockey player is also known as the great one. What is who is Wayne Gretzky? That is correct?

1786
01:48:32,220 --> 01:48:36,820
All right, Ali Mac you got a fucking hockey question fuck hockey

1787
01:48:42,940 --> 01:48:48,320
Cartoons for one this cartoon was about a main cast of babies going on adventures

1788
01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:54,920
What is regret? God damn it. I almost said Looney Tunes

1789
01:48:56,720 --> 01:49:04,720
Sports sports for two or for four in the year 1980 the United States Olympic hockey team

1790
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:10,480
What is miracle nice that is incorrect

1791
01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:14,040
Yeah, baby! He just knew what you're talking about

1792
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:22,720
In the year 1980 the Olympic hockey team the United States Olympic hockey team beat the Soviet Union with with score

1793
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:29,080
What is four to three? You got your points back. Oh, yeah. I was pretty sure you're going down the score route

1794
01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:31,080
I waited too long. I

1795
01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:34,280
Didn't want to pull a fucking Casey

1796
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:37,360
It's like 1980

1797
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:39,560
What is Lake Blasset?

1798
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:41,560
sports for 500

1799
01:49:41,880 --> 01:49:48,700
Eli Manning was originally drafted to which NFL team who are the San Diego Chargers? That is correct. Mr. McDonald

1800
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:55,040
Trade it for I mean Philip Rivers, I figured that would get

1801
01:49:55,680 --> 01:50:01,300
Nobody besides you would knew that one. So what you got cartoons for two three four five

1802
01:50:02,560 --> 01:50:04,560
Let's shake it up five

1803
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:06,520
cartoons for five

1804
01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:10,940
This adult swim talk show was hosted by a formerly canceled cartoon character

1805
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:21,100
No, it's not worth it Alex don't do it

1806
01:50:21,100 --> 01:50:29,100
Oh, I don't know. I was gonna never mind

1807
01:50:29,500 --> 01:50:31,660
What is space ghost coast to coast?

1808
01:50:33,020 --> 01:50:35,020
Wow, is that elf? No

1809
01:50:37,420 --> 01:50:39,420
Who's the cartoon character?

1810
01:50:39,580 --> 01:50:42,940
Said it. Oh, I don't know what space ghost wasn't

1811
01:50:42,940 --> 01:50:50,980
Oh, I was picture in the Martian. He looks like an alien. Yeah. Okay. All right. You got cartoons for two three or four. All right

1812
01:50:50,980 --> 01:50:52,980
Let's go back on track and do two

1813
01:50:54,340 --> 01:50:56,340
Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?

1814
01:50:58,780 --> 01:51:00,780
SpongeBob squarepants

1815
01:51:06,740 --> 01:51:09,360
Then you got three or four free cartoons

1816
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:14,040
Mmm, buddy, wait three or four hundred. Yeah, sorry

1817
01:51:17,640 --> 01:51:22,040
All three characters all three main characters in this cartoon had the same name

1818
01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:26,760
That is correct

1819
01:51:27,760 --> 01:51:32,080
Zoning out I'm thinking about the score one more fucking dance still doing questions. You got

1820
01:51:32,800 --> 01:51:36,600
cartoons for four, but I wanted to shit

1821
01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:38,600
Oh

1822
01:51:41,480 --> 01:51:42,600
Shit

1823
01:51:42,600 --> 01:51:47,360
How much you want to bet Dan you got twelve? Well, you got to give the scores before that's what I'm doing

1824
01:51:47,360 --> 01:51:49,360
So you can get the cup Dan you got twelve hundred

1825
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:58,960
Casey you got sixteen and Ali Mac is winning with seventeen current. Oh shit. That's cool. What do you want to bet?

1826
01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:05,400
I'll do what? Ah, let me think

1827
01:52:07,960 --> 01:52:10,500
I'll do 500 500. Yeah

1828
01:52:12,800 --> 01:52:14,800
So no one else can answer this one

1829
01:52:15,360 --> 01:52:21,440
This cartoon which started on Nickelodeon in the 1990s then would switch to MTV for adult audience

1830
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:25,200
Under the the with the undertitled adult party cartoon

1831
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:32,120
The undertitled yes, it was the original name of this of this show with the undertitled adult party cartoon

1832
01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:34,120
I

1833
01:52:34,120 --> 01:52:37,160
That's a tough one. I don't know that was it Ren and Stimpy

1834
01:52:38,080 --> 01:52:40,080
It was

1835
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:42,600
What is Ren and Stimpy?

1836
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:50,080
Wow 500 yeah, did Dan just get propelled into the lead? Let's see

1837
01:52:51,360 --> 01:52:53,360
It'll be

1838
01:52:53,360 --> 01:52:56,340
Uh tied for the lead with Ali Mac

1839
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:08,520
Casey's got 1600 Ali Mac and Dan have 1700

1840
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:15,000
Mm-hmm final jeopardy will be under

1841
01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:19,680
What's that what's the category

1842
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:25,600
Yes, I

1843
01:53:25,600 --> 01:53:31,320
Don't like ghost Avengers. I don't like that category at all then you know

1844
01:53:31,320 --> 01:53:38,240
Yeah, this is this is but we're handing it to Casey here. I don't know anything about ghost adventures. I

1845
01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:44,040
Fucking come to the finish line to get stomped on by the category. Can't even make it to the fucking question

1846
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:46,760
Jesus fucking Christ

1847
01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:58,160
1980s dishwashers will be your category Ali Mac. What do you bet? You're cool on ice?

1848
01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:03,280
Oh, thank you for this one Tyler yes fucking gonna be a bread basket for him

1849
01:54:12,080 --> 01:54:19,280
Thank you for this one Tyler yes fucking gonna be a bread basket for him hold on I'm thinking

1850
01:54:19,280 --> 01:54:21,280
Oh

1851
01:54:29,920 --> 01:54:31,920
Okay, so the

1852
01:54:32,480 --> 01:54:34,480
answer for final jeopardy is

1853
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:40,680
These are the names of the three original cast members on ghost adventures

1854
01:54:40,680 --> 01:54:52,600
The three original investigators I should say Oh Tyler I mean Casey just won so there's that

1855
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:12,680
Oh

1856
01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:31,480
What a lose on a technicality so everybody's answers are in

1857
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:36,440
Dan I pray to God you got this cuz I'm out. I'm out

1858
01:55:36,440 --> 01:55:43,060
I don't watch ghost adventures. So we got damn with the answer of Ed and Eddie

1859
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,640
He bet $1 Oh fuck you

1860
01:55:54,640 --> 01:56:03,400
Ali Mac you bet or your answer was Zach Bagans and the other two chuckleheads

1861
01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:09,240
That is incorrect and you bet a dollar as well

1862
01:56:11,920 --> 01:56:15,680
Why the fuck would I bet on this category and

1863
01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:18,320
Casey O'Neil

1864
01:56:18,320 --> 01:56:21,720
with a bet of oh I guess

1865
01:56:21,720 --> 01:56:26,400
Did you think of the final jeopardy category on the fly because it kind of looked like you did

1866
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:28,400
No, I had it in my thing

1867
01:56:29,200 --> 01:56:33,680
What is Nick Aaron and Zack that is correct and you bet it all

1868
01:56:35,840 --> 01:56:37,840
Damn it

1869
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:43,160
The final score hit me with that jeopardy theme

1870
01:56:44,680 --> 01:56:46,680
Final score is

1871
01:56:46,680 --> 01:56:50,240
2400 how can you choose that is the final

1872
01:56:58,040 --> 01:57:01,080
I never fucking paid attention to that shit

1873
01:57:01,080 --> 01:57:12,920
I never fucking paid attention to that shit. I put that on the sleep. Oh my fucking god. Thank you for that

1874
01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:17,320
Great

1875
01:57:17,320 --> 01:57:24,100
Rolled out the fucking red carpet and said here buddy. I know you're in last place right now, but here's the fucking wind

1876
01:57:24,100 --> 01:57:26,100
I was a great jeopardy

1877
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:29,840
Your category is Casey's middle name

1878
01:57:29,840 --> 01:57:30,640
name

1879
01:57:30,640 --> 01:57:32,640
two for two

1880
01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:38,080
Exactly that's a point. Thank you next

1881
01:57:40,840 --> 01:57:43,240
What my real name

1882
01:57:45,960 --> 01:57:47,960
Lion

1883
01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:56,440
I'm so infuriated by how this game is done. Yeah, I

1884
01:58:01,400 --> 01:58:05,120
Mean no we tied for first in my book man. We were we were winning at the end

1885
01:58:05,960 --> 01:58:07,960
Yeah, pause it

1886
01:58:07,960 --> 01:58:09,960
That was some boy

1887
01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:13,040
Tyler we know you got one more question

1888
01:58:13,040 --> 01:58:15,040
I got one more question

1889
01:58:16,960 --> 01:58:20,280
We're gonna see who buys a share of what stock is a damn

1890
01:58:21,480 --> 01:58:22,720
CVCO

1891
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:28,440
The loser is buying three hundred forty eight dollars for one share of CVC

1892
01:58:28,440 --> 01:58:37,640
Fuck it. I'll give you guys. Here's what you have to do the loser the loser of this question has to buy one share

1893
01:58:38,160 --> 01:58:41,080
Of whatever comes up on this random share generator

1894
01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:47,160
On this random stock generator, I don't I don't agree to this

1895
01:58:49,280 --> 01:58:51,280
Come on

1896
01:58:51,280 --> 01:59:01,880
Oh, you already got three three thousand dollars in the bank Casey you won on the stupidest question that has ever been asked on this fucking show

1897
01:59:02,680 --> 01:59:07,360
You're not gonna come in here and tell me how to fucking take my second place

1898
01:59:08,240 --> 01:59:11,160
Well, you don't know if your second place yet. Could you have an answer now?

1899
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:14,600
No, my head can't this game's over. We already

1900
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:19,600
Already played the answer track. Alright hit him with it Tyler

1901
01:59:21,080 --> 01:59:24,580
Pulling it out of his ass like the fucking ghost adventures question

1902
01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:26,920
Okay

1903
01:59:26,920 --> 01:59:32,920
The Tyler you didn't do a bad job. I feel bad the answer for the question is

1904
01:59:33,880 --> 01:59:35,880
baseball

1905
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:39,640
Yeah, no, no we can't do this I

1906
01:59:39,640 --> 01:59:46,500
I'm not gonna take second place on the same stupid shit the case. I'm against it, too

1907
01:59:51,800 --> 01:59:58,000
No, I'm good, okay fucking fine. Let's do a fucking question that only Tyler fucking knows

1908
01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:00,560
Fuck you guys waterparks

1909
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:05,520
Oh

1910
02:00:05,520 --> 02:00:07,520
No

1911
02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:09,520
Can they do it?

1912
02:00:15,160 --> 02:00:19,440
Yes, George Washington, that's correct Teddy Roosevelt, uh-huh

1913
02:00:21,320 --> 02:00:26,540
Well, you see now the alimak knows who's the last person I Mack I'll give it to you if you get it

1914
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:30,640
Thomas Jefferson, that's correct

1915
02:00:32,360 --> 02:00:34,360
It's not real the game already ended

1916
02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:40,080
I did I was the answer so but can after having just heard it. Yeah

1917
02:00:40,080 --> 02:01:03,060
I

1918
02:01:03,060 --> 02:01:04,340
We just heard it!

1919
02:01:04,340 --> 02:01:08,180
This is like the uh, the South Park Human Sun-Type Pad episode.

1920
02:01:08,180 --> 02:01:09,700
Why doesn't it read?

1921
02:01:09,700 --> 02:01:13,860
Why can't it learn to read?

1922
02:01:13,860 --> 02:01:16,500
How many times do we have to ask you this question?

1923
02:01:17,380 --> 02:01:18,900
Thomas Jefferson.

1924
02:01:18,900 --> 02:01:19,400
Okay.

1925
02:01:21,060 --> 02:01:21,860
Abe Lincoln.

1926
02:01:21,860 --> 02:01:22,360
Yep.

1927
02:01:25,300 --> 02:01:26,260
Oh my god.

1928
02:01:26,260 --> 02:01:28,180
George Washington Teddy Roosevelt.

1929
02:01:28,180 --> 02:01:28,680
Yes!

1930
02:01:30,020 --> 02:01:32,340
Alright Tyler, now we need another question for you.

1931
02:01:32,340 --> 02:01:32,840
Fuck!

1932
02:01:35,860 --> 02:01:36,900
That was amazing.

1933
02:01:38,100 --> 02:01:38,740
You got it.

1934
02:01:39,780 --> 02:01:40,280
Okay.

1935
02:01:40,280 --> 02:01:41,860
I wasn't paying attention at all.

1936
02:01:41,860 --> 02:01:45,380
Fine, let's see if you guys were fucking listening earlier to anything that I said.

1937
02:01:46,180 --> 02:01:46,680
Final question.

1938
02:01:46,680 --> 02:01:50,180
That doesn't count because I got it and then he just had to recite what I said.

1939
02:01:50,180 --> 02:01:51,700
Final fucking question!

1940
02:01:51,700 --> 02:01:53,540
That was the final question.

1941
02:01:53,540 --> 02:01:54,660
Final Jeopardy.

1942
02:01:54,660 --> 02:01:58,180
Which famous comedian was born on my birthday April 29th?

1943
02:01:58,180 --> 02:01:59,780
I said it earlier in the podcast.

1944
02:01:59,780 --> 02:02:01,460
Dylan Hurt.

1945
02:02:03,460 --> 02:02:04,500
It's the only thing I remember.

1946
02:02:06,580 --> 02:02:07,080
I don't know.

1947
02:02:08,500 --> 02:02:10,020
He must not be that famous.

1948
02:02:10,020 --> 02:02:11,060
Jerry Seinfeld.

1949
02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:13,540
Never heard of her.

1950
02:02:16,420 --> 02:02:18,340
Tyler, I gotta know who the loser is.

1951
02:02:18,340 --> 02:02:19,060
Fuck off!

1952
02:02:23,460 --> 02:02:25,140
It's fucking okay.

1953
02:02:25,140 --> 02:02:27,780
What year was the OJ Simpson trial?

1954
02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:28,280
There we go.

1955
02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:31,020
It is 1994.

1956
02:02:31,020 --> 02:02:31,820
Well now no.

1957
02:02:31,820 --> 02:02:32,780
No, Alimak.

1958
02:02:32,780 --> 02:02:33,900
Well Dan got it first.

1959
02:02:33,900 --> 02:02:34,540
Dan, you win!

1960
02:02:34,540 --> 02:02:35,500
No, no, no!

1961
02:02:35,500 --> 02:02:36,000
Ah!

1962
02:02:36,260 --> 02:02:36,760
Ah!

1963
02:02:36,760 --> 02:02:38,260
It doesn't count.

1964
02:02:38,260 --> 02:02:39,300
It was a tie.

1965
02:02:39,300 --> 02:02:40,100
It was a tie!

1966
02:02:40,100 --> 02:02:43,780
Alright, it looks like Alimak's investing in CBCO stock today.

1967
02:02:44,900 --> 02:02:48,260
Alimak isn't investing a fucking cent in anything.

1968
02:02:48,260 --> 02:02:49,300
You have to buy one share.

1969
02:02:51,300 --> 02:02:53,060
Thank you for listening Jeopardy.

1970
02:02:53,060 --> 02:02:54,900
We'll be back on Untitled.

1971
02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:58,500
I think I did a decent job with the questions besides the last ones.

1972
02:02:59,060 --> 02:03:00,260
Yeah, just the one that mattered.

1973
02:03:01,620 --> 02:03:03,060
Back on Untitled podcast.

1974
02:03:16,820 --> 02:03:17,700
Is that good Tyler?

1975
02:03:17,700 --> 02:03:19,700
Tyler?

1976
02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:25,060
Welcome to Untitled podcast.

1977
02:03:26,900 --> 02:03:27,380
We're here.

1978
02:03:29,140 --> 02:03:30,420
Alimak's still pissed.

1979
02:03:30,420 --> 02:03:32,420
I'm not pissed.

1980
02:03:32,420 --> 02:03:33,380
I'm fucking tired.

1981
02:03:34,660 --> 02:03:36,180
I won at Jeopardy baby.

1982
02:03:37,940 --> 02:03:39,620
Casey, you got fucking handed the dub.

1983
02:03:41,060 --> 02:03:42,660
On silver platter.

1984
02:03:42,660 --> 02:03:46,580
So uh, I'm just gonna come out and say I'm happy that OJ's dead.

1985
02:03:46,580 --> 02:03:48,580
Damn!

1986
02:03:48,580 --> 02:03:50,580
That guy was human garbage.

1987
02:03:50,580 --> 02:03:52,580
Yeah, he was pretty garbage.

1988
02:03:52,580 --> 02:03:54,580
He's a murderer piece of shit.

1989
02:03:54,580 --> 02:03:56,580
And got away with it.

1990
02:03:56,580 --> 02:04:02,580
If he actually did that, then you know, death's coming for everybody dude.

1991
02:04:02,580 --> 02:04:04,580
If?

1992
02:04:04,580 --> 02:04:06,580
I mean dude, I don't know.

1993
02:04:06,580 --> 02:04:08,580
Did he do it?

1994
02:04:08,580 --> 02:04:12,580
Actually, can you say, is it slander if somebody's dead?

1995
02:04:12,580 --> 02:04:14,580
Can you slander somebody if they're dead?

1996
02:04:14,580 --> 02:04:16,580
Probably against their state or something.

1997
02:04:16,580 --> 02:04:18,580
I don't really, yeah, maybe.

1998
02:04:18,580 --> 02:04:20,580
It's not like he's gonna sue you.

1999
02:04:20,580 --> 02:04:22,580
Somebody might.

2000
02:04:22,580 --> 02:04:26,580
Fucking OJ was a huge piece of shit anyways.

2001
02:04:26,580 --> 02:04:28,580
Anyway, I got a question for you.

2002
02:04:28,580 --> 02:04:32,580
Ready? This is a landmark question.

2003
02:04:32,580 --> 02:04:34,580
Can the Pope masturbate?

2004
02:04:34,580 --> 02:04:36,580
Of course.

2005
02:04:36,580 --> 02:04:38,580
Can he physically? Yes.

2006
02:04:38,580 --> 02:04:40,580
No, is he allowed to?

2007
02:04:40,580 --> 02:04:42,580
Technically, no.

2008
02:04:42,580 --> 02:04:44,580
Dude, can he?

2009
02:04:44,580 --> 02:04:48,580
No, he's supposed to abstain from all sexuality.

2010
02:04:48,580 --> 02:04:50,580
Dude, come on.

2011
02:04:50,580 --> 02:04:52,580
You don't think he's sitting on the fucking toilet on his phone.

2012
02:04:52,580 --> 02:04:56,580
And he's getting messages from his fucking secretary.

2013
02:04:56,580 --> 02:05:02,580
And he's just like, I gotta rub one out just to stay good.

2014
02:05:02,580 --> 02:05:04,580
Like just so he doesn't sin?

2015
02:05:04,580 --> 02:05:06,580
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

2016
02:05:06,580 --> 02:05:08,580
I'm saying everybody masturbates.

2017
02:05:08,580 --> 02:05:10,580
Of course the Pope masturbates.

2018
02:05:10,580 --> 02:05:12,580
You can have a lot of problems if you don't.

2019
02:05:12,580 --> 02:05:14,580
Bro, he might just need that post.

2020
02:05:14,580 --> 02:05:16,580
That Pope Nut clarity.

2021
02:05:16,580 --> 02:05:18,580
Pope Nut clarity.

2022
02:05:18,580 --> 02:05:20,580
That's how he's...

2023
02:05:20,580 --> 02:05:24,580
Ironically, a whole bunch of nuns are actually lesbians.

2024
02:05:24,580 --> 02:05:26,580
And a whole bunch of brothers were gay.

2025
02:05:26,580 --> 02:05:30,580
They fucking all hang out with one another and that's just it.

2026
02:05:30,580 --> 02:05:32,580
No, no, no.

2027
02:05:32,580 --> 02:05:34,580
Are they allowed to 69?

2028
02:05:34,580 --> 02:05:36,580
Before then, they weren't allowed.

2029
02:05:36,580 --> 02:05:40,580
When lesbianism was not accepted in society,

2030
02:05:40,580 --> 02:05:44,580
if you had lesbian tendencies, quote unquote, they would send you to a convent.

2031
02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:48,580
Which would be the worst place if you were a lesbian.

2032
02:05:48,580 --> 02:05:50,580
They were just fucking lezzin' out.

2033
02:05:50,580 --> 02:05:52,580
I mean, how do they figure that out?

2034
02:05:52,580 --> 02:05:56,580
Remember when gay conversion therapy was a thing?

2035
02:05:56,580 --> 02:05:58,580
Christians thought they could convert gay people.

2036
02:05:58,580 --> 02:06:00,580
Pray the gay away.

2037
02:06:00,580 --> 02:06:02,580
That was horrible.

2038
02:06:02,580 --> 02:06:04,580
What's his name?

2039
02:06:04,580 --> 02:06:06,580
What's his name?

2040
02:06:06,580 --> 02:06:08,580
What's his name?

2041
02:06:08,580 --> 02:06:10,580
Former vice president with...

2042
02:06:10,580 --> 02:06:12,580
What was his name?

2043
02:06:12,580 --> 02:06:14,580
The vice president with Trump.

2044
02:06:14,580 --> 02:06:16,580
Pence.

2045
02:06:16,580 --> 02:06:20,580
He was an advocate for electro-therapy.

2046
02:06:20,580 --> 02:06:22,580
That was an actual thing that he was an advocate for.

2047
02:06:22,580 --> 02:06:24,580
Which I'm like, oh my god.

2048
02:06:24,580 --> 02:06:26,580
Jesus.

2049
02:06:26,580 --> 02:06:28,580
These people are so out of touch.

2050
02:06:28,580 --> 02:06:30,580
So who's Trump's running mate this time, you think?

2051
02:06:30,580 --> 02:06:32,580
Did he even announce it yet?

2052
02:06:32,580 --> 02:06:34,580
He's not announcing who his running mate is.

2053
02:06:34,580 --> 02:06:36,580
He's fucking... The election's coming up soon.

2054
02:06:36,580 --> 02:06:38,580
Just go solo.

2055
02:06:38,580 --> 02:06:40,580
I'm the only president.

2056
02:06:40,580 --> 02:06:42,580
Fucking Samson.

2057
02:06:42,580 --> 02:06:44,580
But if he goes solo, the next person would be fucking...

2058
02:06:44,580 --> 02:06:46,580
What's her name?

2059
02:06:46,580 --> 02:06:48,580
Fucking Nancy Pelosi, wouldn't it?

2060
02:06:48,580 --> 02:06:50,580
I think so.

2061
02:06:50,580 --> 02:06:52,580
I think it would be.

2062
02:06:52,580 --> 02:06:54,580
You can't go solo.

2063
02:06:54,580 --> 02:06:56,580
You have to pick a vice president.

2064
02:06:56,580 --> 02:06:58,580
That would be an awful dark timeline.

2065
02:06:58,580 --> 02:07:00,580
You have to pick a vice president.

2066
02:07:00,580 --> 02:07:02,580
I'm tired.

2067
02:07:02,580 --> 02:07:04,580
Fucking Ramoswami.

2068
02:07:04,580 --> 02:07:06,580
You think Ramoswami's going to be his vice president?

2069
02:07:06,580 --> 02:07:08,580
I've decided I'm not going to vote.

2070
02:07:08,580 --> 02:07:10,580
I decided...

2071
02:07:10,580 --> 02:07:12,580
Vote for RFK, bro.

2072
02:07:12,580 --> 02:07:14,580
We're in fucking...

2073
02:07:14,580 --> 02:07:16,580
Marty McFly's fucking shoe go.

2074
02:07:16,580 --> 02:07:18,580
There's been one here for fucking a month.

2075
02:07:18,580 --> 02:07:20,580
So Ali Beck,

2076
02:07:20,580 --> 02:07:22,580
you had something you wanted to argue with

2077
02:07:22,580 --> 02:07:24,580
with Dan.

2078
02:07:24,580 --> 02:07:26,580
This is going to be a legendary fucking debate.

2079
02:07:26,580 --> 02:07:28,580
Yeah.

2080
02:07:28,580 --> 02:07:30,580
I know I'm probably going to get support from you

2081
02:07:30,580 --> 02:07:34,580
and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get some fucking pushback from Tyler here.

2082
02:07:34,580 --> 02:07:38,580
I am an impartial party on this because I dislike both.

2083
02:07:38,580 --> 02:07:40,580
So you can play devil's advocate for once.

2084
02:07:40,580 --> 02:07:42,580
You were making the argument

2085
02:07:42,580 --> 02:07:46,580
that marijuana was worse for you than alcohol.

2086
02:07:46,580 --> 02:07:48,580
Yeah. Okay.

2087
02:07:48,580 --> 02:07:52,580
Do you have a vape? I can tell I'm going to get irritated here.

2088
02:07:52,580 --> 02:07:56,580
When you say worse,

2089
02:07:56,580 --> 02:07:58,580
it's like, is...

2090
02:07:58,580 --> 02:08:00,580
is...

2091
02:08:00,580 --> 02:08:02,580
I don't know.

2092
02:08:02,580 --> 02:08:04,580
If you're on a diet,

2093
02:08:04,580 --> 02:08:08,580
is apple pie worse than a milkshake?

2094
02:08:08,580 --> 02:08:10,580
Yes. No.

2095
02:08:10,580 --> 02:08:12,580
I say milkshake is worse.

2096
02:08:12,580 --> 02:08:14,580
It depends on what you're talking about.

2097
02:08:14,580 --> 02:08:16,580
Are we talking about carbs here?

2098
02:08:16,580 --> 02:08:18,580
Are we talking about the processed chemicals in the food?

2099
02:08:18,580 --> 02:08:20,580
Are we talking about one's made of dairy and one's not?

2100
02:08:20,580 --> 02:08:22,580
Are we talking about gluten allergies?

2101
02:08:22,580 --> 02:08:24,580
We're talking about one is bad

2102
02:08:24,580 --> 02:08:26,580
for certain things.

2103
02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:28,580
So as far as...

2104
02:08:28,580 --> 02:08:30,580
Obviously there's situations.

2105
02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:34,580
Not situations, but when we're looking at the aging of the brain.

2106
02:08:34,580 --> 02:08:36,580
So people with ADHD...

2107
02:08:36,580 --> 02:08:38,580
Yeah, that's me.

2108
02:08:38,580 --> 02:08:40,580
That's me.

2109
02:08:40,580 --> 02:08:42,580
On average, their brain is aged

2110
02:08:42,580 --> 02:08:46,580
by like three years more than most people

2111
02:08:46,580 --> 02:08:48,580
on imaging.

2112
02:08:48,580 --> 02:08:50,580
People who drink alcohol,

2113
02:08:50,580 --> 02:08:52,580
it's aged two years.

2114
02:08:52,580 --> 02:08:54,580
People who smoke marijuana,

2115
02:08:54,580 --> 02:08:56,580
it's aged four years.

2116
02:08:56,580 --> 02:08:58,580
When we're talking about brain aging,

2117
02:08:58,580 --> 02:09:00,580
if we're talking about

2118
02:09:00,580 --> 02:09:02,580
acute effects,

2119
02:09:02,580 --> 02:09:04,580
all right? So that's like chronic, right?

2120
02:09:04,580 --> 02:09:06,580
Chronic use.

2121
02:09:06,580 --> 02:09:08,580
If we're talking about acute,

2122
02:09:08,580 --> 02:09:10,580
there is no doubt

2123
02:09:10,580 --> 02:09:12,580
on this planet that alcohol is worse acutely.

2124
02:09:12,580 --> 02:09:14,580
Okay.

2125
02:09:14,580 --> 02:09:16,580
That's what I thought you were arguing,

2126
02:09:16,580 --> 02:09:18,580
and that's why I was like, what the fuck?

2127
02:09:18,580 --> 02:09:20,580
How can you have that take?

2128
02:09:20,580 --> 02:09:22,580
If we want to talk chronic overconsumption

2129
02:09:22,580 --> 02:09:24,580
of alcohol,

2130
02:09:24,580 --> 02:09:26,580
like you're always drunk,

2131
02:09:26,580 --> 02:09:28,580
right? Because this study

2132
02:09:28,580 --> 02:09:30,580
didn't specify, right? This is one study.

2133
02:09:30,580 --> 02:09:32,580
All right? We're just talking about

2134
02:09:32,580 --> 02:09:34,580
how the brain,

2135
02:09:34,580 --> 02:09:36,580
what its age looks like on

2136
02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:38,580
SPECT imaging scans.

2137
02:09:38,580 --> 02:09:40,580
I'm going to go pee because I don't care.

2138
02:09:40,580 --> 02:09:42,580
Under that one thing. So it's not...

2139
02:09:42,580 --> 02:09:44,580
It's not that much of a debate.

2140
02:09:44,580 --> 02:09:46,580
Thank you for announcing.

2141
02:09:46,580 --> 02:09:48,580
It's not that much of a debate, but

2142
02:09:48,580 --> 02:09:50,580
I've got some other gripes against

2143
02:09:50,580 --> 02:09:52,580
marijuana that you don't necessarily

2144
02:09:52,580 --> 02:09:54,580
get as bad

2145
02:09:54,580 --> 02:09:56,580
with alcohol.

2146
02:09:56,580 --> 02:09:58,580
So what if we're talking

2147
02:09:58,580 --> 02:10:00,580
every once in a while usage? Do you see

2148
02:10:00,580 --> 02:10:02,580
a problem with either? Because there's

2149
02:10:02,580 --> 02:10:04,580
actually, there's really only benefits

2150
02:10:04,580 --> 02:10:06,580
actually for both of them. There's benefits

2151
02:10:06,580 --> 02:10:08,580
to drinking alcohol occasionally.

2152
02:10:08,580 --> 02:10:10,580
It's actually,

2153
02:10:10,580 --> 02:10:12,580
that's actually not true. It used

2154
02:10:12,580 --> 02:10:14,580
to be. Wine is. Wine is.

2155
02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:16,580
Used to be. Now,

2156
02:10:16,580 --> 02:10:18,580
the American Cancer Society

2157
02:10:18,580 --> 02:10:20,580
came out and said no alcohol.

2158
02:10:20,580 --> 02:10:22,580
None. Because it increases your risks of

2159
02:10:22,580 --> 02:10:24,580
seven different, your risk of seven different

2160
02:10:24,580 --> 02:10:26,580
types of cancer.

2161
02:10:26,580 --> 02:10:28,580
There's carcinogenic, but when it comes to heart

2162
02:10:28,580 --> 02:10:30,580
health, it's good for your heart health to have

2163
02:10:30,580 --> 02:10:32,580
an occasional drink. I don't think it's necessarily true

2164
02:10:32,580 --> 02:10:34,580
anymore. I think the studies

2165
02:10:34,580 --> 02:10:36,580
are showing. Ask Chad GPT.

2166
02:10:36,580 --> 02:10:38,580
You gotta wait till I'm fucking... Ask Chad GPT.

2167
02:10:38,580 --> 02:10:40,580
I should have came with my fucking links for this.

2168
02:10:40,580 --> 02:10:42,580
I had time to prepare. I'm not going to be

2169
02:10:42,580 --> 02:10:44,580
able to recall them right here.

2170
02:10:44,580 --> 02:10:46,580
I disagree.

2171
02:10:46,580 --> 02:10:48,580
All I'm saying is that your information is about

2172
02:10:48,580 --> 02:10:50,580
four years behind mine.

2173
02:10:50,580 --> 02:10:52,580
Everything's bad for you. I'll come back

2174
02:10:52,580 --> 02:10:54,580
with links next time.

2175
02:10:54,580 --> 02:10:56,580
All right. We're going to ask Chad GPT.

2176
02:10:56,580 --> 02:10:58,580
I don't know. The other thing is I don't

2177
02:10:58,580 --> 02:11:00,580
believe you can be chemically dependent

2178
02:11:00,580 --> 02:11:02,580
on marijuana either. You

2179
02:11:02,580 --> 02:11:04,580
absolutely can be with alcohol

2180
02:11:04,580 --> 02:11:06,580
and you can in instances. I definitely

2181
02:11:06,580 --> 02:11:08,580
think you can be dependent on it. If you can be...

2182
02:11:08,580 --> 02:11:10,580
Psychologically, absolutely. I would disagree.

2183
02:11:10,580 --> 02:11:12,580
I think you can be physically...

2184
02:11:12,580 --> 02:11:14,580
Okay. So here's the thing.

2185
02:11:16,580 --> 02:11:18,580
There's no doubt that marijuana alters

2186
02:11:18,580 --> 02:11:20,580
homeostasis.

2187
02:11:20,580 --> 02:11:22,580
Your baseline neurotransmitters,

2188
02:11:22,580 --> 02:11:24,580
like where they are,

2189
02:11:24,580 --> 02:11:26,580
whether it's good or bad, wherever they are, just that baseline.

2190
02:11:26,580 --> 02:11:28,580
There's no doubt that

2191
02:11:28,580 --> 02:11:30,580
marijuana alters that.

2192
02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:32,580
It's changing

2193
02:11:32,580 --> 02:11:34,580
something.

2194
02:11:34,580 --> 02:11:36,580
It's changing something in

2195
02:11:36,580 --> 02:11:38,580
your body that... It's not permanent though.

2196
02:11:38,580 --> 02:11:40,580
No. Not

2197
02:11:40,580 --> 02:11:42,580
permanent. Coffee doesn't change your

2198
02:11:42,580 --> 02:11:44,580
neurotransmitters permanently. It's

2199
02:11:44,580 --> 02:11:46,580
transient. Okay? But you still

2200
02:11:46,580 --> 02:11:48,580
get addicted to coffee. You get

2201
02:11:48,580 --> 02:11:50,580
addicted to it because your body's always looking

2202
02:11:50,580 --> 02:11:52,580
for a relatively stable environment within

2203
02:11:52,580 --> 02:11:54,580
despite ever changing... An ever changing

2204
02:11:54,580 --> 02:11:56,580
environment. Well, I mean, I guess you can look at it

2205
02:11:56,580 --> 02:11:58,580
that way, but there still is a difference

2206
02:11:58,580 --> 02:12:00,580
that you need to make with chemical dependence

2207
02:12:00,580 --> 02:12:02,580
and psychological. So yes,

2208
02:12:02,580 --> 02:12:04,580
when you're talking about neurotransmitters... No, I'm making the case.

2209
02:12:04,580 --> 02:12:06,580
I'm making the case right now

2210
02:12:06,580 --> 02:12:08,580
for chemical dependency. I'm

2211
02:12:08,580 --> 02:12:10,580
talking about marijuana. I got something to say about this.

2212
02:12:10,580 --> 02:12:12,580
This is what's going to... All right. So the body's trying to get back to

2213
02:12:12,580 --> 02:12:14,580
homeostasis, right? So if

2214
02:12:14,580 --> 02:12:16,580
you're chronically elevating...

2215
02:12:16,580 --> 02:12:18,580
Say it elevates dopamine,

2216
02:12:18,580 --> 02:12:20,580
serotonin,

2217
02:12:20,580 --> 02:12:22,580
what else? Does it GABA?

2218
02:12:22,580 --> 02:12:24,580
See? See? It's throwing that off,

2219
02:12:24,580 --> 02:12:26,580
right? Which one? Alcohol?

2220
02:12:26,580 --> 02:12:28,580
Marijuana. Oh. Right?

2221
02:12:28,580 --> 02:12:30,580
Marijuana affects more

2222
02:12:30,580 --> 02:12:32,580
dopamine, serotonin,

2223
02:12:32,580 --> 02:12:34,580
maybe

2224
02:12:34,580 --> 02:12:36,580
the one that causes anxiety

2225
02:12:36,580 --> 02:12:45,540
is no that one causes the opposite of gabba mean stress like cortisol epinephrine

2226
02:12:45,540 --> 02:12:51,620
or epinephrine look at this up the temperance movement where you abstain

2227
02:12:51,620 --> 02:12:59,180
from materials like that no but I mean are you giving yourself like a fundle

2228
02:12:59,180 --> 02:13:09,420
massage over there what's going on I had some cheese earlier so say you're

2229
02:13:09,420 --> 02:13:13,740
bloated yeah I got like I got like cheese blow oh yeah that's the worst

2230
02:13:13,740 --> 02:13:20,420
glutamate oh glutamate that's right which actually coffee effects to coffee

2231
02:13:20,420 --> 02:13:26,380
effects glutamate dopamine and serotonin so if your your body is looking for

2232
02:13:26,380 --> 02:13:32,140
homeostasis right so this happens with neurotransmitters too it's not just

2233
02:13:32,140 --> 02:13:35,140
like your heart rate and your blood pressure where it's looking for

2234
02:13:35,140 --> 02:13:40,900
homeostasis right so like have you ever gotten like a new car yes and then you

2235
02:13:40,900 --> 02:13:44,100
know you're like oh this is a fucking best thing in the world right and then

2236
02:13:44,100 --> 02:13:48,660
after like six months you're like you see another like newer car and you're

2237
02:13:48,660 --> 02:13:53,220
like man I could trade this in right it's like why you can't buy happy it

2238
02:13:53,220 --> 02:13:57,980
just becomes a car right well the reason the reason that happens is because if it

2239
02:13:57,980 --> 02:14:02,340
didn't happen and you were just satisfied with what you had you would

2240
02:14:02,340 --> 02:14:05,580
never go and chase anything or feed yourself or do anything you just be

2241
02:14:05,580 --> 02:14:09,620
content right yeah it's your system right so it's it's your thought about

2242
02:14:09,620 --> 02:14:16,140
that yeah so it has to change it has to wear off right so if you're chronically

2243
02:14:16,140 --> 02:14:21,260
changing your neurotransmitters but everything changes your body's always

2244
02:14:21,260 --> 02:14:23,820
trying to bring it back to normal the sun was trying to bring back to our

2245
02:14:23,820 --> 02:14:27,820
train but you're always fucking it up oh I'm so pissed trying to bring back to

2246
02:14:27,820 --> 02:14:33,580
get off nicotine yeah of course because your body is like adjusted to you

2247
02:14:33,580 --> 02:14:37,980
altering the state the state of your neurotransmitters right so now it's

2248
02:14:37,980 --> 02:14:42,380
adjusted its new baseline is where you have changed them where you've brought

2249
02:14:42,380 --> 02:14:48,060
them right so you come off of it and now it's like way up here and it's expecting

2250
02:14:48,060 --> 02:14:53,460
that artificial boost in these chemicals and it never comes right that that's

2251
02:14:53,460 --> 02:14:58,700
whether or not it's a severe addiction there has to be some because marijuana

2252
02:14:58,700 --> 02:15:03,180
is powerful dude for the for the effects that it has you can't tell me that

2253
02:15:03,180 --> 02:15:09,460
there's no chemical dependency now it's not like it's not like alcohol where

2254
02:15:09,460 --> 02:15:12,660
you're gonna I guess I guess if you're looking at it from like a neuro no no

2255
02:15:12,660 --> 02:15:18,140
alcohol is one of the worst in terms of chemical yeah yeah like it'll kill you

2256
02:15:18,140 --> 02:15:22,140
I'm not sure how that happens how you become so dependent on it I think it's

2257
02:15:22,140 --> 02:15:25,460
because it's such a powerful stimulus well because when the way the body has

2258
02:15:25,460 --> 02:15:30,460
to adjust because it's it's gabba depletion and we don't have any gabba

2259
02:15:30,460 --> 02:15:34,620
your body can't perform necessary functions and you get like seizures

2260
02:15:34,620 --> 02:15:40,140
come on that's really yeah that's where the fucking tremens come from yeah just

2261
02:15:40,140 --> 02:15:42,940
why you gotta wean yourself off it otherwise they'll just fucking die if

2262
02:15:42,940 --> 02:15:48,100
like you try to quit cold turkey right which is you fucking quit weed cold

2263
02:15:48,100 --> 02:15:51,500
turkey you're gonna be grumpy for a couple days like if you're if you're

2264
02:15:51,500 --> 02:15:56,100
dependent on I guess I see what you're saying so yes there is there is a

2265
02:15:56,100 --> 02:16:00,780
physical I mean there is like a physiological dependence in it in that

2266
02:16:00,780 --> 02:16:04,460
instance when you're talking about neurotransmitters because yeah I mean

2267
02:16:04,460 --> 02:16:10,340
because that that's what controls the way you think so that's that's also why that

2268
02:16:10,340 --> 02:16:14,380
I guess that's why it's semantics at that point because it is there are they

2269
02:16:14,380 --> 02:16:18,140
are both chemical dependencies but if you're speaking strictly in terms of

2270
02:16:18,140 --> 02:16:22,260
neurotransmitters that is that is psychoactive that's your that's a

2271
02:16:22,260 --> 02:16:26,460
psychological dependency on that you like your brain likes the way it feels

2272
02:16:26,460 --> 02:16:32,300
so you're going to think that way that I need more but right and it's so okay so

2273
02:16:32,300 --> 02:16:37,980
say without it though you have debilitating anxiety yeah okay I guess I

2274
02:16:37,980 --> 02:16:42,580
guess the argument I'm making is that like an alcoholic might really not like

2275
02:16:42,580 --> 02:16:46,300
drinking but they fucking have to otherwise they'll feel like shit I

2276
02:16:46,300 --> 02:16:50,740
really don't smoking weed because you want to right well I mean dude you know

2277
02:16:50,740 --> 02:16:53,940
I don't think of there's many people that are smoking because like I think

2278
02:16:53,940 --> 02:16:57,460
no I really don't want to but I've got a lot of smoke right now I'm gonna be

2279
02:16:57,460 --> 02:17:02,260
pissed off what about the people that do the the whole thing of the I can't eat

2280
02:17:02,260 --> 02:17:06,500
unless I'm high I can't sleep unless I'm high because I know a lot of people who

2281
02:17:06,500 --> 02:17:10,100
have been like that they're like I can't eat a lot of people use it as a coping

2282
02:17:10,100 --> 02:17:15,700
mechanism for anxiety I thought like if you can't eat unless you do something

2283
02:17:15,700 --> 02:17:21,620
that's a problem right and then it's probably more process like half process

2284
02:17:21,620 --> 02:17:26,900
addiction and there is some chemical I feel attacks there definitely is

2285
02:17:26,900 --> 02:17:30,340
chemical changes though dude for sure you're a fucking pothead look I follow

2286
02:17:30,340 --> 02:17:35,580
I follow this one doctor he's a celebrity doctor that does brain scans

2287
02:17:35,580 --> 02:17:39,220
the people and he shows like what a healthy brain looks like and what a

2288
02:17:39,220 --> 02:17:43,420
not healthy brain looks like and he literally says he's like look I want

2289
02:17:43,420 --> 02:17:48,780
people to like me so I don't want to say things that make people not like me but

2290
02:17:48,780 --> 02:17:54,080
I would never advocate after doing 50,000 or 250,000 brain scans I could

2291
02:17:54,080 --> 02:17:59,140
never advocate for marijuana use that's so here's the thing here's the thing

2292
02:17:59,140 --> 02:18:06,540
now every intervention right comes with some side effect so if Adderall does the

2293
02:18:06,540 --> 02:18:09,940
same thing that's what I'm saying I got her so I don't know your aging process

2294
02:18:09,940 --> 02:18:14,980
I probably takes five years off five ten years or whatever it's a stimulant your

2295
02:18:14,980 --> 02:18:18,780
body just works harder it's just it puts more wear and tear on your body it's

2296
02:18:18,780 --> 02:18:22,940
not doing anything to you too isn't it yes yeah so that's why people who like

2297
02:18:22,940 --> 02:18:25,780
smoke a shit ton of cigarettes look like they're fucking 80 when they're like 60

2298
02:18:25,780 --> 02:18:31,100
yeah well that's stress too yeah it's also other stuff because you're also

2299
02:18:31,100 --> 02:18:33,900
pumping your body full of a million different chemicals that do a million

2300
02:18:33,900 --> 02:18:37,980
different things within you I'm interested I'm interested to see how our

2301
02:18:37,980 --> 02:18:42,340
generation because we mostly did like vaping and like fucking the nicotine

2302
02:18:42,340 --> 02:18:47,500
pouches rather than like chew and cigarettes how that affects us more

2303
02:18:47,500 --> 02:18:51,060
because right now this doesn't say this causes cancer or anything it just says

2304
02:18:51,060 --> 02:18:55,860
it causes like fucking like two things or whatever in pouches yeah that definitely

2305
02:18:55,860 --> 02:19:00,220
causes cancer but it's never been proven yet so they don't have to put it on the

2306
02:19:00,220 --> 02:19:04,420
warning label yeah there's no tobacco or anything in them the only yes it's

2307
02:19:04,420 --> 02:19:08,940
those only rehab the only real shit in there is just nicotine salt it's all in

2308
02:19:08,940 --> 02:19:13,060
a team I don't necessarily there's a lot of studies that show that they are not

2309
02:19:13,060 --> 02:19:17,220
carcinogenic but there's still they're not good for your health it's a very

2310
02:19:17,220 --> 02:19:25,540
you want to yeah and it's very very addicting so like I can't even of itself

2311
02:19:25,540 --> 02:19:29,180
though is not technically like I mean it depends on what you consider harmful but

2312
02:19:29,180 --> 02:19:33,660
in and of itself nicotine isn't harmful it raises your blood pressure it's

2313
02:19:33,660 --> 02:19:41,520
addictive the thing is I got off cigarettes mostly I got off please

2314
02:19:41,520 --> 02:19:46,140
smoke fucking do before we came down here are you talking about the only place

2315
02:19:46,140 --> 02:19:53,740
I smoke cigarettes now like literally literally let's will it but like I used

2316
02:19:53,740 --> 02:19:57,860
to chew like a lot you remember when I was at fucking our old company I used to

2317
02:19:57,860 --> 02:20:04,060
fucking have like a lip in of fucking actual chew constantly and this helped

2318
02:20:04,060 --> 02:20:08,780
me get off like chew but I have to put these in way more than I put you in yeah

2319
02:20:08,780 --> 02:20:13,180
because like I would put you in for like 15 minutes and I'd be good for like an

2320
02:20:13,180 --> 02:20:17,540
hour this as soon as I pop one out I pop it like fucking you can look at this

2321
02:20:17,540 --> 02:20:21,900
fucking thing I got like 10 in here cuz I am specifically like if I'm doing

2322
02:20:21,900 --> 02:20:25,580
something like this or I'm playing video games or something it's so much fucking

2323
02:20:25,580 --> 02:20:28,460
easier just to throw a fucking pouch of this in and then being like whatever

2324
02:20:28,460 --> 02:20:32,900
cuz you don't need to spit with this right with my chew or snuffs even with

2325
02:20:32,900 --> 02:20:37,220
snuffs with the bags you still have to spit with it and I think that was like

2326
02:20:37,220 --> 02:20:40,820
the biggest thing for me was the spitting that kind of like drew me like

2327
02:20:40,820 --> 02:20:44,260
off it like being like I don't want to keep fucking spitting this shit out type

2328
02:20:44,260 --> 02:20:47,420
thing but when you don't have to constantly spit you're just like I'll

2329
02:20:47,420 --> 02:20:50,660
throw it in I'll keep it in there I fucking fell asleep with these things in

2330
02:20:50,660 --> 02:20:53,700
and it's fucking brutal when you wake up cuz my entire fucking mouth has like a

2331
02:20:53,700 --> 02:20:58,100
fucking light yeah the gum damage comes from repeated use of it in the same spot

2332
02:20:58,100 --> 02:21:02,540
yeah it's literally just burning the tissue yeah it's it's but like that if

2333
02:21:02,540 --> 02:21:06,380
as long as you stay on top of it though that those gums will grow back you're

2334
02:21:06,380 --> 02:21:10,220
only gonna have those receding gums if you just keep fucking pummeling the same

2335
02:21:10,220 --> 02:21:13,700
spot in your mouth like which I your and if you always have one of those things

2336
02:21:13,700 --> 02:21:16,500
in yeah you that's gonna cause fucking like I've gotten I've gotten three

2337
02:21:16,500 --> 02:21:19,620
cavities in my front teeth because of this yeah cuz it's gonna fucking eat

2338
02:21:19,620 --> 02:21:23,300
through everything yeah even like I brush my teeth really religiously but

2339
02:21:23,300 --> 02:21:27,740
because I put it in the same spot constantly specifically right here I had

2340
02:21:27,740 --> 02:21:30,900
to change my spot because I have a cavity right here because I fucking use

2341
02:21:30,900 --> 02:21:36,220
it too much here but like I get my cavities filled and then like fucking

2342
02:21:36,220 --> 02:21:40,060
six months later I get another cavity on a part of my mouth which and I know it's

2343
02:21:40,060 --> 02:21:45,100
because of this never had a cavity before it's fucking know how you my dad

2344
02:21:45,100 --> 02:21:48,700
both have teeth that are just always yellow but we don't get cavities but I

2345
02:21:48,700 --> 02:21:51,460
can't get my teeth to stay white no matter what I do I brush like three

2346
02:21:51,460 --> 02:21:54,860
times a day yeah but like that's like the thing like I'm like I'm using this

2347
02:21:54,860 --> 02:21:59,780
and I'm like I know but like would I rather put a thing of chew in my lip

2348
02:21:59,780 --> 02:22:04,740
which doesn't destroy my fucking teeth as much as this because I've used chew

2349
02:22:04,740 --> 02:22:09,020
and I use this tobacco definitely fucks your teeth it does but it doesn't but

2350
02:22:09,020 --> 02:22:17,260
like I found because I chewed for fucking god fucking ten years almost and

2351
02:22:17,260 --> 02:22:23,460
then I did this for three in the ten years I got three cavities in the four

2352
02:22:23,460 --> 02:22:28,740
since I've been using this I've gotten six damn so yeah definitely accelerates

2353
02:22:28,740 --> 02:22:33,140
it's like it's like my teeth are like I keep getting like fillings and like I

2354
02:22:33,140 --> 02:22:37,540
get them filled so I don't lose my teeth type thing because I know if I keep

2355
02:22:37,540 --> 02:22:40,340
using it and keep putting in this fucking same spot my tooth is gonna

2356
02:22:40,340 --> 02:22:43,900
fucking get down to the point where I need a fake one yeah I gotta go to the

2357
02:22:43,900 --> 02:22:48,180
dentist because I haven't been to the dentist in like ten years I'm not

2358
02:22:48,180 --> 02:22:52,820
dude I haven't been to the dentist since before COVID I just I fell out there and

2359
02:22:52,820 --> 02:22:56,380
it's like my dental health has been fine honestly I have no problems

2360
02:22:56,380 --> 02:23:00,580
whatsoever I have craze lines which are like very tiny tiny tiny hairline

2361
02:23:00,580 --> 02:23:04,220
fractures that don't heal but that's because I chew sunflower seeds and

2362
02:23:04,220 --> 02:23:07,500
that's just like a problem I had the same issue but okay because I clench my

2363
02:23:07,500 --> 02:23:13,460
teeth when I sleep and I've been told it's due to stress or whatever but like

2364
02:23:13,460 --> 02:23:16,620
my dad does the same thing and like they're like why don't you try like the

2365
02:23:16,620 --> 02:23:20,460
dental mouthpiece thing for like when you sleep I bit through it when I slept

2366
02:23:20,460 --> 02:23:26,100
three times I bit through three fucking mouthpieces in my sleep and like like

2367
02:23:26,100 --> 02:23:29,540
people are just like oh like that's not like a normal I'm like I know it's not a

2368
02:23:29,540 --> 02:23:33,220
normal thing I bit through fucking three mouthpieces and my dad same thing my

2369
02:23:33,220 --> 02:23:40,260
dad is just turned 45 this week actually happy birthday dad by the way I know

2370
02:23:40,260 --> 02:23:45,420
you don't listen to this but if you do happy birthday dad yeah but like he's

2371
02:23:45,420 --> 02:23:49,940
like I'm disappointed but like he did he has the same thing where like he

2372
02:23:49,940 --> 02:23:54,140
clenches his teeth when he sleeps to the point where he has to get he had to get

2373
02:23:54,140 --> 02:23:57,100
like five of his teeth removed in the back because he shattered them in his

2374
02:23:57,100 --> 02:24:02,740
sleep because he clenches teeth so hard so I just gotta say before I forget my

2375
02:24:02,740 --> 02:24:06,620
fucking girlfriend brought this bought this thing called a water pick and

2376
02:24:06,620 --> 02:24:10,220
it's like a nuts yeah and it's just like she bought for like ten bucks off at

2377
02:24:10,220 --> 02:24:14,380
Amazon you fill this little tank with water and he was it they say you should

2378
02:24:14,380 --> 02:24:18,060
still floss with it but this thing is fucking powerful I was like yeah yeah

2379
02:24:18,060 --> 02:24:23,100
whatever I fucking try so it was like it's like a little fucking machine that's

2380
02:24:23,100 --> 02:24:27,540
like if I was like little fucking water bullets with little air gaps in it and

2381
02:24:27,540 --> 02:24:33,140
it puts it out so fucking forcefully it hurts it hurts but like dude my mouth

2382
02:24:33,140 --> 02:24:38,100
felt so clean I floss every day my gums were bleeding because it was getting

2383
02:24:38,100 --> 02:24:43,140
shit out that I just miss when I floss like this thing's like could feel the

2384
02:24:43,140 --> 02:24:47,020
gaps in between my teeth were just larger

2385
02:24:50,140 --> 02:24:54,300
it was like life change I was shitting on her for buying the thing I was just

2386
02:24:54,300 --> 02:24:56,740
like picking on her I wasn't being like actually me but I was like you know

2387
02:24:56,740 --> 02:25:01,300
whatever the water pick like fucking typical tick-tock purchase like whatever

2388
02:25:01,300 --> 02:25:06,340
fucking try like oh my fucking god this is life-changing like I'm gonna fucking

2389
02:25:06,340 --> 02:25:10,740
use this thing every day so she's like this one's entry-level they get a lot

2390
02:25:10,740 --> 02:25:15,580
more powerful I'm gonna buy one where it's like a bigger water tank so we

2391
02:25:15,580 --> 02:25:18,580
don't have to change is like realistically like you put the water in

2392
02:25:18,580 --> 02:25:22,460
it uses so much fucking water the tank empties in like 30 seconds which you're

2393
02:25:22,460 --> 02:25:26,620
not gonna keep that thing in your mouth any longer it does but it's like the one

2394
02:25:26,620 --> 02:25:30,860
she's gonna buy now that we both like it yeah it's like a bigger fucking tank on

2395
02:25:30,860 --> 02:25:35,680
it like sits plugged in and as a removable fucking thing just because how

2396
02:25:35,680 --> 02:25:39,220
big the base station is only three times as powerful I feel like the thing's

2397
02:25:39,220 --> 02:25:44,380
gonna be like a fucking pressure washer on my teeth so my fiance has a fucking

2398
02:25:44,380 --> 02:25:48,300
like her parents got her this toothbrush for Christmas I think one year and she

2399
02:25:48,300 --> 02:25:51,700
like had it for like the last three years it's the most fucking insane thing

2400
02:25:51,700 --> 02:25:56,020
I've ever seen it has like a water pick inside the toothbrush what and the

2401
02:25:56,020 --> 02:25:59,340
toothbrush like vibrates as it's fucking do it I'm like this thing's like fucking

2402
02:25:59,340 --> 02:26:03,860
like it's it's like it's it's one of the most staggering thing like you put it

2403
02:26:03,860 --> 02:26:11,540
like is it like plugged into something yeah it's plugged into the fucking wall

2404
02:26:11,540 --> 02:26:16,540
fucking industrial toothbrush you're not putting that in a travel kit no no we

2405
02:26:16,540 --> 02:26:24,780
like like I use I shit you not I use a charcoal toothbrush that I got from

2406
02:26:24,780 --> 02:26:30,780
fucking CVS it's completely black as you know it's made out charcoal but like it

2407
02:26:30,780 --> 02:26:35,900
vibrates like slightly that's enough for me this bitch has fucking like it looks

2408
02:26:35,900 --> 02:26:41,260
like a gun I just use cheap fucking toothbrushes I don't fucking do yeah

2409
02:26:41,260 --> 02:26:45,380
like that one the charcoal one I got was like I had that one it was a purple one

2410
02:26:45,380 --> 02:26:49,220
with black bristles like that very nice I like that's that's like it's has

2411
02:26:49,220 --> 02:26:52,940
softer bristles too because like the charcoal bristles are nice I just like

2412
02:26:52,940 --> 02:26:56,620
the way it feels welcome to the dental hour here on the entitles you guys ever

2413
02:26:56,620 --> 02:27:02,060
use like I use active charcoal like to wipe my teeth a lot I've had charcoal

2414
02:27:02,060 --> 02:27:07,760
toothpaste I like the charcoal one so fucking bad but like I fucking

2415
02:27:07,760 --> 02:27:11,620
apparently I researched it and I talked to my dentist like don't use charcoal

2416
02:27:11,620 --> 02:27:16,020
toothpaste I'm like why he goes it rips off your enamel microscopically every

2417
02:27:16,020 --> 02:27:19,340
time you use it and they go and I go I have like such sensitive fucking teeth

2418
02:27:19,340 --> 02:27:21,660
now he's like it's because you use charcoal toothpaste like I literally

2419
02:27:21,660 --> 02:27:26,900
ripped off the enamel on my teeth with the charcoal damn I just I use one

2420
02:27:26,900 --> 02:27:30,420
that's like fluoride free mmm you know it's made by the same companies that

2421
02:27:30,420 --> 02:27:34,180
make the charcoal ones you know but it doesn't doesn't have charcoal like Tom's

2422
02:27:34,180 --> 02:27:38,780
yeah what's what's the other one I use the I use the one that was literally

2423
02:27:38,780 --> 02:27:42,780
like like like activated charcoal from like Virginia like it was like just like

2424
02:27:42,780 --> 02:27:47,780
pure charcoal that I would use and I mix it with my toothpaste and I think that

2425
02:27:47,780 --> 02:27:52,500
was over your brushing his teeth with fucking coal fucking coal like an

2426
02:27:52,500 --> 02:27:59,540
action to break a call in this fucking yeah that's a whiten them up fucking

2427
02:27:59,540 --> 02:28:05,260
wonder why he is teeth clenching problem he's bashing his teeth in with rocks

2428
02:28:05,260 --> 02:28:17,260
fucking brush teeth cluck cluck cluck what the fuck it's like a pumice stone but made out of charcoal and just rubbing it with fucking enamel is disintegrating

2429
02:28:17,260 --> 02:28:25,180
fucking out shit fucking weird we gotta stop talking about fucking teeth something

2430
02:28:25,180 --> 02:28:31,940
better than this better than this guy's fucking out episode 6 nice spectacular

2431
02:28:31,940 --> 02:28:38,820
dental thirty straight minutes of dental talk we've so far off the weed fucking

2432
02:28:38,820 --> 02:28:44,940
out go up and we get to go all so far on the fucking left field shit it's just

2433
02:28:44,940 --> 02:28:50,860
outside of the park just like a fucking homeless guy found the ball using it as

2434
02:28:50,860 --> 02:28:52,660
a fucking dildo or some shit

2435
02:28:52,660 --> 02:28:58,340
shoving the ball up his ass the weed and alcohol thing yes I I did want to say

2436
02:28:58,340 --> 02:29:07,260
like I do it like if weed like helps us something right like it's so worth it

2437
02:29:07,260 --> 02:29:13,500
like if it helps like anxiety if it worked for me but somebody said okay

2438
02:29:13,500 --> 02:29:17,100
it's gonna work for you a hundred percent of the time right it's gonna make you

2439
02:29:17,100 --> 02:29:21,780
like 100% useful but it's gonna take seven years off your life yeah that's

2440
02:29:21,780 --> 02:29:28,180
that's the thing I'd be like absolutely 100% really you would say yes I'd almost

2441
02:29:28,180 --> 02:29:34,540
take a decade honestly it's honestly I mean I will say it's just it the thing

2442
02:29:34,540 --> 02:29:39,140
with Adderall is that it's coming from someone who it does benefit or at least

2443
02:29:39,140 --> 02:29:42,780
I get the intended effects from it it is not a medication I could see myself

2444
02:29:42,780 --> 02:29:48,340
using long-term right because it's just it gives you just this massive potential

2445
02:29:48,340 --> 02:29:54,420
for abusing other things because it's just like I don't really find myself to

2446
02:29:54,420 --> 02:29:59,940
be too addictive of a personality when I'm on Adderall completely different

2447
02:29:59,940 --> 02:30:05,820
situation right but it's weird though it's like when I'm on when I take it and

2448
02:30:05,820 --> 02:30:09,860
I fucking have way reeled back in on this because I realized it was becoming

2449
02:30:09,860 --> 02:30:15,060
an issue but like on Adderall like I didn't even like drinking but like I

2450
02:30:15,060 --> 02:30:18,140
fucking wanted to like the medication was telling me to on a day where I

2451
02:30:18,140 --> 02:30:21,100
didn't take my medications I don't have any interest if I'm going out to a bar

2452
02:30:21,100 --> 02:30:24,220
with some buddies yeah I'll have a couple drinks but you're on Adderall it's

2453
02:30:24,220 --> 02:30:28,060
like oh I had two beers and I didn't fucking feel them more Casey have you

2454
02:30:28,060 --> 02:30:36,060
so word the last 15 minutes and nicotine nicotine on Adderall especially I was so

2455
02:30:36,060 --> 02:30:40,180
fucking cripplingly addicted to it I couldn't go 30 seconds without it right

2456
02:30:40,180 --> 02:30:44,500
like it's just fucking everywhere I went in the words like well that's that's

2457
02:30:44,500 --> 02:30:50,620
because you know Adderall's a dopamine agonist yeah and it just you keep fucking

2458
02:30:50,620 --> 02:30:54,260
chasing that high right and it's just it's it's nuts like you need to be able

2459
02:30:54,260 --> 02:30:58,780
to manage it so it's Pfizer got sued for that because did they yeah they didn't

2460
02:30:58,780 --> 02:31:06,820
disclose that um it was a Parkinson's medication it was I might have been like

2461
02:31:06,820 --> 02:31:14,700
like levodopa or no wait hold on a sec it wasn't it wasn't that one it wasn't

2462
02:31:14,700 --> 02:31:19,460
it wasn't that one it was how do you guys remember the fucking chemical names

2463
02:31:19,460 --> 02:31:25,500
of all this shit no fuck I can't think of the name of it damn it whatever I'll

2464
02:31:25,500 --> 02:31:31,380
think of it but anyway it's dopamine agonist and people that were taking it

2465
02:31:31,380 --> 02:31:36,580
were getting addicted to gambling they were getting addicted to all kinds of

2466
02:31:36,580 --> 02:31:41,860
vices like using other substances yeah one guy the guy who like brought the

2467
02:31:41,860 --> 02:31:49,060
lawsuit got addicted he's not gay but got addicted to gay sex

2468
02:31:49,060 --> 02:31:57,020
is that like a risky behavior right because it just like it pushed it

2469
02:31:57,020 --> 02:32:02,380
pushed his like dopamine so far over the top that he was just like I like penis

2470
02:32:02,380 --> 02:32:07,580
now yeah you're just chasing any high you can they want the law working on the

2471
02:32:07,580 --> 02:32:16,780
ambulance company my last job it was just like I fucking got addicted to

2472
02:32:16,780 --> 02:32:20,540
seeing the big paychecks coming it was like I can fucking work a hundred hours

2473
02:32:20,540 --> 02:32:24,580
this week like that's fucking oh god let's fucking stack some more on while

2474
02:32:24,580 --> 02:32:28,780
I'm at it and then I'd have I'd work that work week completely fine until I'd

2475
02:32:28,780 --> 02:32:32,700
have one day off and I would not take it because I never fucking take it on my

2476
02:32:32,700 --> 02:32:37,700
days off you don't fucking need it but like I know it just be like why the fuck

2477
02:32:37,700 --> 02:32:42,020
did I do this to myself I'd fucking call out the next day because it's just like

2478
02:32:42,020 --> 02:32:46,740
you can't I wasn't living a sustainable lifestyle but on adderall it was

2479
02:32:46,740 --> 02:32:52,060
because you're just putting so much wear and tear on your body and your brain is

2480
02:32:52,060 --> 02:32:56,500
like I definitely buy that it ages your brain quicker because you fucking you

2481
02:32:56,500 --> 02:33:00,940
are on the ball with everything you just like it's night and day difference when

2482
02:33:00,940 --> 02:33:05,260
it hits yeah and I was on definitely way too high of a dosage thanks doc for

2483
02:33:05,260 --> 02:33:09,380
fucking over doubling my dosage when I asked for a slight increase the first

2484
02:33:09,380 --> 02:33:15,180
time see but the thing with me is like when I take it yeah I have a good like I

2485
02:33:15,180 --> 02:33:19,500
can use it occasionally and it works really well right but if I'm on it for

2486
02:33:19,500 --> 02:33:24,540
more than like three four days it doesn't work at all like and it doesn't

2487
02:33:24,540 --> 02:33:30,180
matter how much more I take it just doesn't work yeah it sucks like I I wish

2488
02:33:30,180 --> 02:33:36,380
that it did like I so I you definitely like it I see what you mean do is

2489
02:33:36,380 --> 02:33:39,740
writing some because like in the beginning of this semester for example I

2490
02:33:39,740 --> 02:33:43,420
was completely on the ball and I wasn't taking it on the over break like

2491
02:33:43,420 --> 02:33:47,580
because why the fuck would I but like now that I'm like a handful of weeks in

2492
02:33:47,580 --> 02:33:52,020
I think now I'm building the tolerance up to it and I'm like I really don't

2493
02:33:52,020 --> 02:33:55,260
want to increase it because I'm so scared of going back to the way I felt

2494
02:33:55,260 --> 02:33:59,740
before which I was fucking like I wasn't it like I stopped taking Adderall with

2495
02:33:59,740 --> 02:34:03,300
no problem like as soon as I switched jobs and I was out of that environment I

2496
02:34:03,300 --> 02:34:07,060
stopped taking it I never felt any need to go back to it it really was like

2497
02:34:07,060 --> 02:34:12,140
nothing but like I'm just scared of the fucking person I was then because it was

2498
02:34:12,140 --> 02:34:17,460
just like right you do just do weird like it did you're a different person on

2499
02:34:17,460 --> 02:34:23,260
it right fucking just like it's not meant for taking every day I don't just

2500
02:34:23,260 --> 02:34:27,180
I don't see how it is like I only take it on the days I go to school other

2501
02:34:27,180 --> 02:34:31,100
days like if I'm trying to learn new information and retain it that's fine

2502
02:34:31,100 --> 02:34:34,300
but if I'm trying to put the knowledge I already know to use I can do that just

2503
02:34:34,300 --> 02:34:40,180
fine without the medication right so it's that's sketchy yeah definitely for

2504
02:34:40,180 --> 02:34:44,500
me it also like like just increases my anxiety just like through the roof

2505
02:34:44,500 --> 02:34:49,380
sometimes like for me it's like day and night I can't remember if we had this

2506
02:34:49,380 --> 02:34:52,060
conversation it's like sometimes it's good I'm sure we've had this conversation

2507
02:34:52,060 --> 02:34:57,860
yeah I don't think we actually cover this on the pod though I think we talked

2508
02:34:57,860 --> 02:35:03,700
about this once upstairs on a break like months ago but it's like it's sometimes

2509
02:35:03,700 --> 02:35:09,340
it hits and you are just fucking like I've become like a completely extroverted

2510
02:35:09,340 --> 02:35:14,660
and I'm like I'm just everything's going right like I'm focused I like I don't

2511
02:35:14,660 --> 02:35:19,100
get distracted by everything and then other days there's that anxiety and it's

2512
02:35:19,100 --> 02:35:24,460
just like scatterbrain and brain fog and there's really just no benefits to it

2513
02:35:24,460 --> 02:35:29,620
with that anxiety yeah and it's it's pretty rare I get that I feel like

2514
02:35:29,620 --> 02:35:33,300
that's when you're in too high a dosage is for it but like you can absolutely

2515
02:35:33,300 --> 02:35:38,380
when I first got upped on that dose way back when I fucking was in a psychotic

2516
02:35:38,380 --> 02:35:43,260
state for like the first several hours of it peaking where I was having full-on

2517
02:35:43,260 --> 02:35:49,620
fucking auditory hallucinations and I was just super manic to my room I wasn't

2518
02:35:49,620 --> 02:35:53,100
really manic because I was scared I was self aware of what was happening and

2519
02:35:53,100 --> 02:35:56,740
like I knew it was the medication but I was like guys like this is fucking bad

2520
02:35:56,740 --> 02:36:03,180
I'm like terrible I couldn't sleep for 48 hours and like the set I was like I

2521
02:36:03,180 --> 02:36:06,500
didn't take it for like three days and I went back to it and it's like let me

2522
02:36:06,500 --> 02:36:09,860
just give it another shot and I didn't have any of those effects so I kept

2523
02:36:09,860 --> 02:36:15,380
taking it but yeah there's like I mean you can always like have you ever tried

2524
02:36:15,380 --> 02:36:24,020
like Ritalin or another like um Ritalin I I do not have any positive effects

2525
02:36:24,020 --> 02:36:28,220
whatsoever it's all negative for me I turned into a fucking drone that just

2526
02:36:28,220 --> 02:36:33,260
like I mean I might be marginally better at focusing on things but like when I

2527
02:36:33,260 --> 02:36:36,380
was in Ritalin in school I lost all my friends I started getting good grades

2528
02:36:36,380 --> 02:36:40,300
but I lost all of my friends and my parents were like we can't keep him on

2529
02:36:40,300 --> 02:36:46,060
this why just because I became completely introverted like I was

2530
02:36:46,060 --> 02:36:49,420
always like the person you see here we're like I'm I'll fucking crack jokes

2531
02:36:49,420 --> 02:36:53,660
I'll shoot the shit like honestly but think like I'm just not socially

2532
02:36:53,660 --> 02:36:56,940
debilitated I had friends like a normal person I'm not saying it was mr. popular

2533
02:36:56,940 --> 02:37:02,720
or anything but then when I got put on the Ritalin it was just like everything

2534
02:37:02,720 --> 02:37:06,160
was gray like I was just so monotone and it was just like going through the

2535
02:37:06,160 --> 02:37:10,820
motions it turned me into an NPC like it was just like I came home play video

2536
02:37:10,820 --> 02:37:14,620
games for a little bit not really enjoy them like it just honestly it was very

2537
02:37:14,620 --> 02:37:19,740
similar to like an SSRI it almost just made every emotion feel numb it was very

2538
02:37:19,740 --> 02:37:22,140
bizarre

2539
02:37:24,700 --> 02:37:30,660
PC you fucking won what are you complaining about here so Dan would you

2540
02:37:30,660 --> 02:37:44,520
rather burn alive or jump jump jump oh hi how far 11 oh hi second floor does the

2541
02:37:44,520 --> 02:37:50,700
floor really matter here and I mean if it's a second floor yeah I don't think

2542
02:37:50,700 --> 02:37:54,820
you're gonna have an instance where you're dollars were about 13 hundred and

2543
02:37:54,820 --> 02:37:59,940
sixty-eight feet high oh my god can you imagine if you're like on the second

2544
02:37:59,940 --> 02:38:02,940
floor but you're afraid of heights

2545
02:38:13,340 --> 02:38:19,700
god that would suck you're so close I saw a thing on Columbine where these

2546
02:38:19,700 --> 02:38:40,540
not even funny it's really not but it is just like a trampoline at the bottom and people could just jump and land on the trampoline you just jump bounce up land on top of the other one yeah

2547
02:38:40,540 --> 02:38:43,940
they got the blanket they're all really running around trying to jump off the

2548
02:38:43,940 --> 02:38:47,620
trampoline you land on top of building seven it burns down you jump off again

2549
02:38:47,620 --> 02:38:52,500
let's do the math on that how fast they're falling probably about 120

2550
02:39:17,620 --> 02:39:32,180
you fucking regards I think there will be a few other problems before we're worried about the trampoline

2551
02:39:32,180 --> 02:39:47,700
jeopardy things were being serious with the fucking trampoline you're in one of

2552
02:39:47,700 --> 02:39:55,460
the towers on 9-eleven you have the chance to you either you make it out

2553
02:39:55,460 --> 02:40:00,140
alive but a hundred people die or you die in a hundred people live what do you do

2554
02:40:00,140 --> 02:40:12,260
yeah absolutely I have a feeling you have a different take on this your reaction

2555
02:40:12,260 --> 02:40:19,420
to what we and I truly believe in the the needs of the many outweigh the needs

2556
02:40:19,420 --> 02:40:24,820
of the yeah damn dude I heard what if you're in them within the towers right

2557
02:40:24,820 --> 02:40:29,260
within reason I believe in that then you depends on you can get out but you have

2558
02:40:29,260 --> 02:40:51,340
to suck Caitlyn Jenner's cock okay I think it was a firefighter and he was

2559
02:40:51,340 --> 02:40:55,600
like saying something he's like we need units here and units here and then they

2560
02:40:55,600 --> 02:41:00,420
show like he's they lined it up for when the building falls and he's just like

2561
02:41:00,420 --> 02:41:05,540
then it cuts off on my oh my god oh my and you just like see the building like

2562
02:41:05,540 --> 02:41:12,140
you know he's getting fucking pancaked like yeah that we were talking about all

2563
02:41:12,140 --> 02:41:17,460
the fucking mortgage we're talking about the pass alarm graveyard with all the

2564
02:41:17,460 --> 02:41:22,000
fucking air packs for the firefighters in the morning the morning afterwards

2565
02:41:22,000 --> 02:41:25,020
which is just fucking like it just there's so many things about it that

2566
02:41:25,020 --> 02:41:29,860
were just fucking chilling like I've heard from people that were there it

2567
02:41:29,860 --> 02:41:32,340
wasn't that bad

2568
02:41:42,100 --> 02:41:49,460
like this happens all the time like come on it was it was uh you know that's like

2569
02:41:49,460 --> 02:41:54,860
Sandy Hook all right let's let's do let's do something more of a lighter note

2570
02:41:54,860 --> 02:42:01,980
which South Park kid is each of us oh god what which South Park kid would

2571
02:42:01,980 --> 02:42:05,780
would would each of us be because there's four of them in this podcast

2572
02:42:05,780 --> 02:42:10,460
which one would be which they all kind of act the same though I feel like I'd

2573
02:42:10,460 --> 02:42:16,260
be Kenny I just always die I feel like Casey B Cartman because he's a fucking

2574
02:42:16,260 --> 02:42:24,860
piece of shit I think you you would be Cartman fuck you you're Cartman I never

2575
02:42:24,860 --> 02:42:30,860
really I never really got to be standing you'd be Kyle who's the one that doesn't

2576
02:42:30,860 --> 02:42:35,740
talk I loved I'd love to defend myself for why but I'm not gonna be

2577
02:42:35,740 --> 02:42:42,900
contributing to the slur jar today especially not when never mind never

2578
02:42:42,900 --> 02:42:54,540
mind I disagree we're gonna leave it there

2579
02:42:54,540 --> 02:42:59,660
Casey do you have a vape on you by any chance

2580
02:42:59,660 --> 02:43:04,260
Dan you look like you're fucking I'm exhausted yeah I'm exhausted all right

2581
02:43:04,260 --> 02:43:16,900
let's wrap it up which one this show sucks there was a couple questions

2582
02:43:16,900 --> 02:43:20,820
there Tyler which one are you question that was just oh there's another question

2583
02:43:20,820 --> 02:43:25,100
I think I just I just ready all the map I don't really I never really watched

2584
02:43:25,100 --> 02:43:31,020
South Park I watched it at work a lot fucking it's like you know between like

2585
02:43:31,020 --> 02:43:35,740
the 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. fucking like low and calls normally I normally watch you

2586
02:43:35,740 --> 02:43:40,900
see what character from South Park do you think you are

2587
02:43:54,900 --> 02:44:00,540
it was like his fucking dad turns gay and then like the wife tries to yeah the

2588
02:44:00,540 --> 02:44:05,540
mom tries to fucking kill herself there we go dad

2589
02:44:05,540 --> 02:44:09,020
she fucking drives him into the river in the car

2590
02:44:09,020 --> 02:44:22,540
oh wait go Bob this is fucking electric live performance by Dan on the podcast

2591
02:44:22,540 --> 02:44:30,540
here Kasey you got to use that image that I sent in the group chat all right

2592
02:44:31,900 --> 02:44:40,660
email us at check the email before we end it seventy three at Gmail Casey does

2593
02:44:40,660 --> 02:44:45,100
not want to check it Casey does not have the time or the patience to check it.

2594
02:44:45,140 --> 02:44:51,300
I've told I've told a few people about this podcast and I told them we don't

2595
02:44:51,300 --> 02:44:59,260
promote this and it's kind of hard to find and we like it that way but you

2596
02:44:59,260 --> 02:45:03,540
should listen to it and you might lose IQ points guys if we ever blow up we got

2597
02:45:03,540 --> 02:45:07,340
to go score gay at one point he's just like I don't want to be gay again guys

2598
02:45:07,340 --> 02:45:12,580
can we can that's an actual thing that happened guys this is something I feel

2599
02:45:12,580 --> 02:45:16,820
the need that we need to bring up here if we were to ever make it big time when

2600
02:45:16,820 --> 02:45:21,940
I say big time we will fuck but if we were to if we were to get some sort of a

2601
02:45:21,940 --> 02:45:26,300
following I say we go scorched earth policy we keep all our old episodes in

2602
02:45:26,300 --> 02:45:30,620
the archive for the people that we trust and we can show it to and then we just

2603
02:45:30,620 --> 02:45:36,020
market we mark it off yeah we sell out we sell out completely we start writing

2604
02:45:36,020 --> 02:45:42,380
scripts writers I'm kidding about the I'm kidding about the end nothing

2605
02:45:42,380 --> 02:45:47,900
changes but if they were like all right we're gonna we're gonna pay you we're

2606
02:45:47,900 --> 02:45:53,380
gonna pay you for all the past episodes if it was enough to make like a like if

2607
02:45:53,380 --> 02:45:57,620
I could fucking retire off of what it made sure that would make it but even

2608
02:45:57,620 --> 02:46:01,460
then if it were to that if it's enough for me to retire on a lot of people have

2609
02:46:01,460 --> 02:46:06,620
heard it in which case I'm gonna have a lot of questions to answer a lot of

2610
02:46:06,620 --> 02:46:11,260
people close to me my brother fucking showed I don't think they listen thank

2611
02:46:11,260 --> 02:46:14,700
fucking god because I'm sure they would have talked to me about it my fucking

2612
02:46:14,700 --> 02:46:19,900
brother showed like two or three like my cool uncles this and it was like oh yeah

2613
02:46:19,900 --> 02:46:23,540
this is Alex's podcast they're fucking scanning the code like oh I'm gonna give

2614
02:46:23,540 --> 02:46:30,980
this a listen sometime like fucking do that and what are you doing don't tell

2615
02:46:30,980 --> 02:46:34,740
them about it like what the fuck my family knows I do it but they don't

2616
02:46:34,740 --> 02:46:39,820
they're too tech-retarded to figure things out so my best good and you look

2617
02:46:39,820 --> 02:46:48,940
up the name of the podcast and yeah it's good I like it like that we're gonna

2618
02:46:48,940 --> 02:46:54,380
have our special guest Joe Rogan on the podcast yeah I might be able to supply

2619
02:46:54,380 --> 02:46:58,300
us with a guest next week I'll let you know there's I have two potential targets

2620
02:46:58,300 --> 02:47:05,020
with my cousin or my brother but uh your brother yes yes yeah we need some more

2621
02:47:05,020 --> 02:47:11,700
special guests got face tats we didn't do it what's that my brother was gonna

2622
02:47:11,700 --> 02:47:17,180
come the one week we didn't do it fucking like two weeks ago all right all

2623
02:47:17,180 --> 02:47:23,340
righty I should have a couple other we'll talk about it after my fiance wants

2624
02:47:23,340 --> 02:47:26,300
to come on fuck and she's like I always wanted to come on the plug yes like we

2625
02:47:26,300 --> 02:47:33,660
should have a girlfriend episode oh man oh my girlfriend's a huge fan and she

2626
02:47:33,660 --> 02:47:37,460
already rated you guys I think Casey was her favorite or who was her favorite

2627
02:47:37,460 --> 02:47:46,700
yeah bro yeah my fucking girlfriend would not understand she'd probably do

2628
02:47:46,700 --> 02:47:53,100
it and I would I think it would be very funny to sit she would see a whole side

2629
02:47:53,100 --> 02:47:57,700
of my wife she hasn't seen before she's never this is like the outlet for the

2630
02:47:57,700 --> 02:48:02,780
autism I feel like I'm not usually on like I'm autistic around her I'll sit

2631
02:48:02,780 --> 02:48:07,380
there play fucking Star Wars games on my ps2 for seven straight hours she knows I

2632
02:48:07,380 --> 02:48:11,740
got that level of autism but fuck she died she doesn't want to hear about

2633
02:48:11,740 --> 02:48:16,220
fucking Boltzmann brains and quantum mechanics she'll be fucking hiding under

2634
02:48:16,220 --> 02:48:21,980
the table with Tyler she'll be like oh my god Alex shut the fuck up all right

2635
02:48:21,980 --> 02:48:27,100
she know about this or no oh yeah she knows about it I don't think she has any

2636
02:48:27,100 --> 02:48:35,540
interest I can almost guarantee she has never gone out of her way to listen to a

2637
02:48:35,540 --> 02:48:39,340
fucking word of this though my fiance said I'm not listening to any episodes

2638
02:48:39,340 --> 02:48:43,300
and I will never listen to any episodes I never want to hear it that's like no

2639
02:48:43,300 --> 02:48:47,340
but that's like ideal though yeah that's like that's kind of what you want yeah

2640
02:48:47,340 --> 02:48:51,820
but I don't think I want to be on it and I'm like listen you are the most shy

2641
02:48:51,820 --> 02:48:56,260
person I've ever fucking met you would be overshadowed by literally every we we

2642
02:48:56,260 --> 02:49:01,460
should do the girlfriend episode actually the more I think about that

2643
02:49:01,460 --> 02:49:07,860
would be a fucking riot we would just have to go about the podcast is if it

2644
02:49:07,860 --> 02:49:12,580
like we need to do real topics that we usually what we got to do jeopardy do

2645
02:49:12,580 --> 02:49:18,780
just have them try to be us yes we got to fucking do it all and just let they

2646
02:49:18,780 --> 02:49:21,900
can they can contribute where they want they can partake in jeopardy if they

2647
02:49:21,900 --> 02:49:27,900
want I don't know if they're like teams like like like like this I don't know if

2648
02:49:27,900 --> 02:49:33,580
I trust you see I think I know what do we end yet no yeah I think CC would buzz

2649
02:49:33,580 --> 02:49:39,060
in for fucking everything I got it I think she she I don't think she'd need

2650
02:49:39,060 --> 02:49:42,020
a game or two to fucking get into the swing of things to answer if you know

2651
02:49:42,020 --> 02:49:56,860
it yeah trainer yeah like ah who is and I a fuck like just fucking and I just

2652
02:49:56,860 --> 02:50:01,900
really have to be yeah we got to wrap it up I'm down to take a break but no I

2653
02:50:01,900 --> 02:50:05,940
think we're gonna wrap it up the girlfriend episode should be a thing it

2654
02:50:05,940 --> 02:50:10,060
should be well it's in the works maybe we'll find out you know us with your

2655
02:50:10,060 --> 02:50:18,180
favorite 69 sexual experience you've ever had like us on Facebook and X and

2656
02:50:18,180 --> 02:50:22,820
follow our YouTube channel we actually have one we just never use it so I mean

2657
02:50:22,820 --> 02:50:28,940
subscribe you might never see anything on there but we might start on shorts I

2658
02:50:28,940 --> 02:50:33,100
think we could add some shorts I fucking hate that short brain rub I know but

2659
02:50:33,100 --> 02:50:40,260
that's why you get fucking traction I don't want traction just think think of

2660
02:50:40,260 --> 02:50:45,580
the shit that's out there forever already I don't it's I lay in bed

2661
02:50:45,580 --> 02:50:50,540
sometimes and it keeps me awake we should honestly have AI listen to all the

2662
02:50:50,540 --> 02:50:55,540
past episodes and then write an episode and just do it it's I don't know if you

2663
02:50:55,540 --> 02:51:00,700
can do that for all the viewers know this is AI there has to be a way there

2664
02:51:00,700 --> 02:51:04,660
has to be yeah like fucking sponge AI they can get them talking about a subject

2665
02:51:04,660 --> 02:51:08,580
for however long they want how we 9-eleven conspiracies upload our

2666
02:51:08,580 --> 02:51:15,340
personalities boom fucking 35 hours of how how would we fucking set that up

2667
02:51:15,340 --> 02:51:20,220
like I look into it yeah cuz like if you could do that I'd love to see what AI

2668
02:51:20,220 --> 02:51:26,020
Tyler would there's because we have so much so much data at this point how many

2669
02:51:26,020 --> 02:51:33,700
episodes 60 69 average of how many hours and a half hours I'd say do the math on

2670
02:51:33,700 --> 02:51:44,820
that 2.5 times 69 what's our longest episode so we've got about 172 hours so

2671
02:51:44,820 --> 02:51:50,140
how many hours in a week I think it's about a week's worth that is insane

2672
02:51:50,140 --> 02:51:54,940
that there is that much yeah a lot of data dude it would probably do an

2673
02:51:54,940 --> 02:51:59,140
episode better than we could do episode there's at least two or three things

2674
02:51:59,140 --> 02:52:04,220
that are cancelable what would be funny is like it would be the same stories all

2675
02:52:04,220 --> 02:52:13,380
over 172 hours of data but it's really if you cut it down there would be like

2676
02:52:13,380 --> 02:52:16,580
BLS stories

2677
02:52:16,580 --> 02:52:28,380
I would tell the whole story verbatim of silver bay I take vitamin B1 I

2678
02:52:28,380 --> 02:52:47,260
took one time what do you think Casey furthest galaxy I host jeopardy Tyler wins

2679
02:52:47,260 --> 02:52:56,100
it's incorrect Dan is here late again we'll just yeah we'll have day one AI

2680
02:52:56,100 --> 02:53:04,380
Dan until Dan gets here on the pod we'll just catch you up with what you said

2681
02:53:04,380 --> 02:53:14,140
we'll pick it back up I have a DD I like strippers I wonder if there'd be a way

2682
02:53:14,140 --> 02:53:19,100
to separate because like I feel like our voices are distinct enough but I wonder

2683
02:53:19,100 --> 02:53:22,740
if AI would be able to like to separate all four of our voices in a different

2684
02:53:22,740 --> 02:53:27,620
person do you I think that we're usually talking so separate most of the time

2685
02:53:27,620 --> 02:53:32,420
that even when we're like you know overlapping it doesn't matter but I

2686
02:53:32,420 --> 02:53:36,340
feel like our voices are distinct enough from each other that like you can that

2687
02:53:36,340 --> 02:53:43,860
like someone be absolutely yeah yeah I'm gonna work on that I'm gonna see my

2688
02:53:43,860 --> 02:53:47,420
mission for the next podcast all right let's get the fuck I take four on the end

2689
02:53:47,420 --> 02:53:56,540
here all right and as always pleasure yourselves and each other I feel like

2690
02:53:56,540 --> 02:54:11,100
that fucked me up to line fuck off fuck yourselves for all we know robots have

2691
02:54:11,100 --> 02:54:16,460
souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been

2692
02:54:16,460 --> 02:54:24,500
a cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

2693
02:54:24,500 --> 02:54:32,420
fuck no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's

2694
02:54:32,420 --> 02:54:39,340
people out there with some really dumb fucks extended episodes where the fuck did this

2695
02:54:39,340 --> 02:54:43,820
year come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and

2696
02:54:43,820 --> 02:54:48,700
become ghosts they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them

2697
02:54:48,700 --> 02:54:56,860
to the Chinese somewhere in China some days what the fuck there are super

2698
02:54:56,860 --> 02:55:00,460
soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall

2699
02:55:00,460 --> 02:55:13,220
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

2700
02:55:30,460 --> 02:55:38,900
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel

2701
02:55:38,900 --> 02:55:44,420
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that

2702
02:55:44,420 --> 02:55:53,020
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what

2703
02:55:53,020 --> 02:55:56,860
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise

2704
02:55:56,860 --> 02:56:00,580
and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them

2705
02:56:00,580 --> 02:56:04,220
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to

2706
02:56:04,220 --> 02:56:08,860
be a you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me

2707
02:56:08,860 --> 02:56:27,860
tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord

2708
02:56:38,860 --> 02:56:57,940
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying

2709
02:56:57,940 --> 02:57:03,540
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he said that he was doing this

2710
02:57:03,540 --> 02:57:13,780
shit George Soros actually working the fucking Nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time doing this shit

2711
02:57:13,780 --> 02:57:23,100
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

2712
02:57:23,100 --> 02:57:25,100
he's fucking fucked down with a whole bunch of shit

2713
02:57:25,100 --> 02:57:41,100
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like fuck Donald Trump the fucking word person out there fuck Trump right fuck Trump fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk it's everyone out there everybody says

2714
02:57:41,100 --> 02:57:56,100
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for himself the actual government is trying the actual true government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis are actually the ones that are in the fucking hall

2715
02:57:56,100 --> 02:58:12,100
your policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires the pain fucking falls on you