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Welcome to Untitled Podcast Episode 60!
Welcome back, Kelly Mac!
Who would have thought we would have gotten to Episode 69?
Not us!
We caught a rat before the episode.
Just like 6ix9ine.
Fucking 6ix9ine.
I'm telling them the next major milestone is 420.
Oh yeah.
We're avoiding 100.
So OJ.
Dead.
OJ's gone.
OJ, oh yeah, shit.
Do you think OJ did it?
Yes!
Everybody thinks that he does it.
If you don't think that he did it, you're either retarded or something else is fucking up.
If the coffin fits, lay in it.
Alright?
He's fucking gone.
Yeah, remember he wrote that book, If I Did It?
Yeah, and then he put IF inside of the I and I did it.
So the book cover looked like I did it.
I didn't do it, but if I did it in Minecraft, this is how I would have fucking killed him.
That would be what he would write now.
If I did it in Minecraft.
That's what he wrote, essentially.
It's fucking crazy.
I think the whole double jeopardy thing is stupid.
What's that?
Well, you can't be tried for murder twice.
Because if somebody just comes out and confesses to you after their murder trial where they are found innocent, then what if Kyle Rittenhouse was like, yeah, I fucking killed him on purpose.
He did kill on purpose.
But if he said it was racially motivated or something, that would have been a whole fucking thing.
Oh my god.
Fucking Kyle Rittenhouse.
Kyle Rittyhouse.
Fucking Ky Ritty.
Ky Ritty.
So Casey's cat went from a very ang- we had a guest co-star here, the Rat69, the basement.
Casey brings his fucking cat down, looks terrified to be in the basement, wants no part of it.
Locks eyes with the mouse and takes it down in three seconds and runs upstairs with it.
That mouse is now loose inside of Casey's room.
As we are recording this, that fucking mouse is on the loose.
Oh no.
The juice might not be loose anymore, but the fucking mouse upstairs certainly is.
So let's talk about our outfits for a second.
Ali Max got an American All-Star.
This is a 2018 All-Star game, Aaron Judge Jersey.
That was his rookie season when he won the Home Run Derby.
Sick. He's got a nice one.
It's got a nice New York Yankees logo on it and a nice All-Star.
Miami Marlins.
And then we got Casey wearing his standard Grateful Dead shirt.
No, it's America, bro. Red, white, and blue.
Good old Grateful Dead.
Yep.
And then we got a Eggfella Deathcore shirt with a fucking Rangers hat.
And that's New York Rangers, not fucking, what the fuck's the Texas team?
Is it the Texas Rangers or is it like a city in Texas?
I can't fucking, I don't know.
Texas Rangers.
Oh right, baseball, yes. Texas Rangers, yep.
Because I'm a New York Rangers fan and I'm a Yankees fan for baseball.
Texas Rangers, those are actually the defending World Series champions right now.
Really? Yes, they are.
And good, because fuck the Astros.
We don't like them. I didn't know the Rangers were that good.
If you're an Astros fan, stop listening.
Just stop. If you're a New Jersey Devils fan or an Islanders fan or any team that is not the New York Rangers,
never listen to this podcast again.
And just like that, they're all gone.
Let's get serious. World War III is starting.
Brother, what?
We say this every fucking episode.
Okay, so Israel is like pulling out of Gaza, right?
And then fucking Iran, there's like the US is on high alert.
Is Iran still in, are the Taliban still in power in Iran?
I think so. No, that's not Iran. That's Afghanistan.
Is it?
Yeah.
Fucking, all right, whatever.
Iran just has their own like system of like, why is Tyler Huffington here again?
Oh, I don't know. Start tonight.
They have their own system of like bad people running the country.
Basically, but the US military is on high alert from imminent threat of attack from Iran against Israel.
And so they think that so Casey dumb this down for me because I'm pretty sure it's going to cause a UN thing.
And then it's going to be a World War because Israel killed a bunch of like generals from
Iran. So now they're expecting an attack back on Israel and the United States has to help them.
If a country attacks Israel as a full country, that would be an active article for that's NATO, right?
So then you have to go to war.
Then the entire the entire the entire NATO pack would have to go to war against Iran.
We got some bombs that I think an album.
This Iran is backed by by Russia and China.
So then they would be backed by Russia and China.
So in fact, it could cause a World War, right?
So that's what I'm saying.
If Iran attacks Israel, I think China was going to start.
I think China and Russia are kind of being like, don't fucking do actual war like the actual World War Three is going to start.
Well, guess what?
In fucking what's today?
That's today's date.
Today, OJ died.
Tyler, that's that's a sad day.
April 11th.
Sad day.
Yep.
All right.
April.
In 18 days, I can no longer get drafted.
Dude, we just saw we were outside.
But but if you look back, historically, it's always it's they start with the young kids and then all of a sudden the draft that's creeping the door open.
You just only you're a little bit older.
Oh, medical training you have.
Oh, yes.
We were outside.
Five minutes.
Goodbye.
We saw we saw four Black Hawk helicopters flying over my house.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
I look for radars too.
Like I could see the fucking like full body of the helicopter.
They think that we're about to start World War Three down here tonight and we just might might just do that.
Maybe Iran's looking at the untitled podcast.
They found out that it's like these motherfuckers on the untitled podcast are trying to fuck us.
Listen, Iran, if you're listening to this, fuck you.
Go fuck yourself.
We're Americans, baby.
You have to say, would you mind if, hey, we're not just going to be back to back World War Champions.
We're going to be three time World War Champion.
Three times.
Three Pete.
Dude, if World War Three starts, so many people are going to die.
It's going to be so much worse than World War Two.
Oh, absolutely.
I don't know.
But I don't think it's going to start.
I think that they know how volatile this fucking powder keg is.
I want to say that maybe we've learned from history.
We're just not going to go down this.
It might just be the same thing about World War Two.
After after World War One, everybody's like the Great War.
We're never going to have a war again.
That was awful.
And Hitler's like, yo, I'm going to kill the Jews.
Well, in all fairness, World War Two had like a just cause with fucking.
OK, I'm going to rephrase this with Hitler pulling his shit over there.
And like he had to be stood up to.
But like World War One was like, oh, Archduke fucking Franz Ferdinand got shot.
He got a fucking and his wife did.
We always forget his fucking wife got killed.
He was ugly anyways.
What did his wife do?
Let's be honest.
I'll tell you what she did.
She got murdered and that's her claim to say.
She got fucked by Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
That's pretty much.
Yeah, and then after World War Two, they were like, oh, that's never going to happen again.
And the Cold War starts and then Russia's just like, I have a penis and it's very large.
And America's like, I got a bigger penis.
We have the biggest penis in the world.
And they're like, well, check out my nuclear penis.
And they're like, look at my nuclear penis.
I have a bigger nuclear penis than you do.
Weren't we allied with Russia in World War Two?
Kind of.
Yes.
Kind of.
Both fighting the same side.
So at first Russia at first Russia and Germany had a treaty that they weren't going to fight each other.
Then Hitler decided to like have a fucking mental break and fought.
He did a lot of coke and a lot of math.
He's like, I'm going to attack Russia now.
He's like, I'm going to attack Russia and then fucking Stalin's like, all right, I guess you're going to attack us.
We're going to go.
We're going to sacrifice millions of people just to fuck with Germany.
And then they did that.
And then after the war, Operation Unthinkable was actually thought up by Winston Churchill, who said that we should have attacked Russia at the end of the war as the allied powers.
That's an actual thing you can look up.
Operation Unthinkable by Winston Churchill.
He's like, hey, Russia is going to be a problem.
Let's end them currently right after the war.
I think I think once Putin Putin's gone, we might I mean, that's going to be a while.
And we might not make it that long, but I think once he's gone, it'll fucking settle down a little bit.
Putin just got reelected, bro.
We reelected.
What the fuck?
I mean, Miller fucking 16 years.
We think our fucking elections are bad.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, a lot of fucking I mean, Russia, the Russian people support the Ukrainian invasion.
I'm aware.
Which is all righty.
Tyler is aware.
What do you have to say about that, Tyler?
No comment.
Yes, I was watching.
I've been into like 9 11 videos.
Of course you have.
I was watching Howard Stern show as 9 11.
What's happening?
That was fucking nuts.
I was actually fucking cool.
Did you see that?
Yeah, I was nuts.
He's like, well, we're at war.
Let's bomb them to fucking oblivion.
Fuck these motherfuckers.
He's like, let's nuke.
Like you think we're bad, like getting canceled.
He's like, let's just fucking nuke the entire Middle East.
He's like, fuck them.
Fuck the civilians.
Fucking nuts.
Like that's emotion now.
Like, you know, is that based out of New York?
Pull up highlights of the 9 11 broadcast.
You're fucking city, too.
You're going to take that personally.
You're going to get fucking mad.
And I took that personal.
I took that.
I love all those fucking memes where it'll be like, what are you going to do if this
happens?
And it'll be like a dragon tackling the moon.
It'll be like the top comments always be like, not much.
It'll be like, well, I wouldn't take that personal.
I wouldn't let that slide.
Any dude that says that to another dude, there's going to be a fight that happens immediately
after that.
Personally, I will let that slide.
You're like, I guess I got to, I guess I got to fight this guy.
Oh, there it is.
I can only find the full video, but apparently YouTube was trying to bury this video because,
you know, people said a lot of racist things in this video on the show.
They're like, I hate them.
Damn much.
They were like the fucking tower started collapsing.
And the guy on the phone's like these, we got to kill these fucking towel heads.
I fucking hate them.
I think I brought, I brought a dollar for that one.
There you go.
You brought, oh, there you go.
That's Lord.
You are.
I think Tyler was a couple.
I think he had a couple of slide out there too.
I mean, forget about London.
He's got money.
Time to just literally say we were just attacked.
What country though?
See, you know who it is.
Oh, you know, the CIA should.
I'm saying to you, listen, but it's, it's terrorists within those countries and it is
this character is the countries that house the terrorists.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
But the government is hiding behind those terrorists.
And I'm sure they'll take credit for it anyway.
Everyone's going to take credit for it.
Bush needed to make it.
The government of those countries hide behind those terrorists.
You know what?
We got to wait and see what the deal is.
You can't, you can't.
Well, we could.
We can make you on the other side.
Yeah, I just want to tell you that the other guy you called and said it was the towel
heads may be wrong.
The state department yesterday issued a terrorist watch for all Americans in Peru due to the
extradition of the drug lord, Daniel Ochoa to America.
Well, let's bomb them too.
That was fucking funny.
Fucking.
I know they're like, he's like, we, we could start a war with anyone right now.
I'm so angry.
Like we could fucking invade Canada.
That's how most, that's how most people felt at that time.
We've never been like attacked and they felt that way during world war II.
So like I'm saying during world war three, it's going to be bad.
We're all going to want to kill each other.
Listen, America is best when we have a certain, like a whole country to hate.
Like America does its best work when we all are unified in hate.
Hey guys, the economy, the economy loves world wars and everybody's getting pretty fucking
broke right about now.
So also, but like if you actually look at like American history, when we have a single
enemy to hate, we're fucking unstoppable.
When we don't have enemies to hate as a group, we start hating each other.
We're like, I don't like them gays.
I don't like them religion people.
I don't like them.
I don't like him because he's a different color, but they're like, yeah, this guy over
in fucking some other countries trying to take over the world.
Like let's fucking kill them.
I don't like that guy.
Now.
And then the other guy goes, we'll stop hating each other for now.
We're going to kill that guy.
Yeah, I don't know.
So Casey, what's your thoughts?
You think this is going to end up with boots on the ground conflict?
Like how do you see this escalating?
What do you, what do you think is going to happen?
We're going to unleash the drone.
I think if I ran attacks Israel, we have to send troops into Israel, right?
Yeah, it's article four.
I don't, I really don't see the use of nuclear weapons coming into play here.
I see it escalating.
Well, nuclear weapons, like if one nuclear weapon goes off, they're all going to go off.
So nobody wants to use them.
Basically.
Yeah.
So nuclear weapons is pretty much just like a fucking like I lose.
We all lose fucking thing.
God, the nukes could be in the air right now.
No, we'd get a, we get a notification.
They have, do you really think they would though?
If you knew that the entire fucking world was going to blow up, I don't know if you'd
even want to alert people.
Yeah.
It just caused panic.
Yeah.
Just fucking it's you're, you're fucking damned.
If you do damned, if you don't at that point, what would you do in the last hour that you
have to live?
Fuck.
Just do heroin.
I'd fuck.
Oh, I probably, I would get very high.
I would, I would push it to the limit.
I would fucking grab a dad and I'd be like, yeah, I'd fucking do everything, dude.
Fucking ecstasy.
If Fanny, you could just be, uh, you could just survive and live in a post-cop.
Yeah.
But now if it's mutually assured destruction, us and Russia can place those things where
we want to and every day, there won't be any untouched land.
Both of us have nuclear arsenals big enough to destroy the world twice over three times
actually three times.
So like it's, it's not a matter of like, Oh, I hope I not in an area that gets it.
Everything gets hit.
We're it.
No, they like attack our nuclear sites and they attack like some major cities and then
everybody else is fine.
But they have the arsenals to have fucking, they don't have America is huge.
They don't have the arsenals to, to, uh, you gotta look this up.
You're listening.
We've never used this like a week or two.
So listen, if they're going to fucking New York city for hundreds and hundreds of miles,
they knew New York city were fucked.
Even if we're not, we get the fallout, that's fucking unreal.
New York city is fucked, but no, no, because listen, they would nuke New York city and
they knew Boston.
And between that we're in both.
Yeah, the radiation alone major nukes fucking gets dropped.
You will see radiated.
You saw fucking radiation from Chernobyl like on the other side of the planet, like, and
that was just a nuclear meltdown like Buffalo too.
So literally that was a hydrogen bomb.
That's different.
Yeah.
They are smaller.
It's much, much, much smaller.
We've never used the weapons that we have now.
Nuclear weapons have never nuclear tests have been done, but nuclear bombs like that never.
But like if you actually think about it, fuck no, that shit's never been used.
Like we're in a triangle of death here and here in Albany because pretty much a coastline,
you're fucked.
It's the dead people.
But specifically here, we're in a triangle of death because they would hit Buffalo.
They'd hit, they'd hit Boston and they'd hit New York city.
We'd be fucked.
We're fucked.
They would also hit DC.
Yeah, no, but like I'm saying like the general area of like right here, like Boston, New
York city and Buffalo would get hit and we'd be in all the fucking like it'd just be a
Venn diagram of death where we are.
Yeah.
The people in like Maine would be fine.
Maine.
I don't know because Boston's the jet stream from Boston would bring it up to Maine.
I don't know how much a Maine would be fucked, but it would be fucked.
People in fucking Iowa, like.
I think Colorado was fucked.
All the major nuclear.
Sorry, I need to correct myself.
It was not a hydrogen bomb that was used for.
It was no, it was uranium.
It was uranium based.
That's the one that fucking Oppenheimer made, right?
Yes.
But they made, they went on the one dude who was the fucking angry guy that wanted to leave.
He did end up creating the hydrogen bomb, which is significantly more powerful than
what we used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
And that was back fucking then.
Yeah.
Most of the nukes are I think at the border of like Nebraska, Wyoming and Colorado, like
where nobody lives.
So that like area is going to get fucked.
I still think though that like, cause you gotta imagine it's not like if they send nukes
at us Casey, where it's like just our nuclear sites, we're just going to launch our nukes
everywhere over there.
And we're just going to just launch our nukes at their nukes and just have it explode in
the air over the Pacific.
Even if that happened, the planet would be fucked.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
It's just a dildo that says he's a famous hockey player.
Damn dude, that sucks.
OJ Simpson's dead though.
And so is X.
Fuck him.
So Ali Mack, I was watching this other documentary about 9-11.
Yes.
The one with Joseph Pfeiffer, the one, you know how the, the, so let me tell you, there's
two French guys who like recorded a documentary about a firefighter that was going through
like probation and like orientation and shit.
So they were recording him for nine months and he's like, where's my first fire?
And he like, wasn't getting his first fire and then fucking 9-11 happened.
Right.
And the one French guy was with Joseph Pfeiffer and the other guy was with the, uh, like the
Probie and, uh, these were the filmmakers that captured the first tower get hit.
Yeah.
Okay.
And so they were on that gasly call, you know, and they saw the, yeah, when they were doing
the little ride along to, by the way, I take back what I said about Joseph Pfeiffer.
Thank you.
He's not like a fucking planted fucking agent there.
So, uh, so I guess everybody goes on the call right from the firehouse with this Probie
and he, uh, for some reason, um, he doesn't go on the call.
I think he was like late or something.
Um, and then he's like just sitting there on the phone.
He's like answering the phone at the firehouse.
He's like, what do I do?
What do I do?
Do I go to the world trade center?
9-11 is happening.
I don't think he said 9-11.
That date was already that infamous.
9-11 is going on currently.
That movie was crazy though, cause they had the, the guy.
What was your theory on fucking Joseph Pfeiffer to begin with before that?
He thought that it was just like very convenient how there was only one camera angle that got
it.
But then I heard it.
I wasn't even on that episode, but like I was a fucking 9-11 nerd when I was a kid and
I was like, Joseph Pfeiffer, no, like he's a fucking good dude.
Fucking cause he had just retired at that point.
Right?
That's what got you on a whole fucking thing about him.
I can't even remember.
You retired a few years ago.
But regardless, no, Joe's cause yeah, it's like a ride along with the gas leak and everything.
And then because they're on the gas leak, you hear the fucking plane go by and you had
some take where it was like, why would he just put his fucking camera up in the air
to film it?
It's like, I don't know, maybe because a fucking plane, a commercial size plane is that close
to the ground.
That thing's going to be roaring.
Yeah.
They're like, yeah.
We don't usually hear planes over in Manhattan, so like this one was really loud.
Yeah.
Cause the thing's fucking 300 feet off the ground.
They got a great picture for a fucking episode.
But so is there, so the theater, there you go.
This is a great picture for the episode, Casey.
All right.
Todd has got a picture for the episode.
Oh, it's OJ and the fucking Bronco.
With Beetle.
Oh, Beetle.
Yeah, send me that.
What'd you say?
I don't know.
Oh, I was going to ask.
So what is your theory behind 9-11 Casey?
Oh yeah.
I had a new theory.
So you know how people were blaming Osama.
Initially Osama Bin Laden denied that they did 9-11 and then I think it was convenient
for him and they're like, Oh, this will, this would look good if we did this.
So he was like, yeah, we did this when really George Bush fucking blew it up.
That's my theory.
I don't know.
I mean, I mean, there's, I'm pretty sure there's proof that Osama was very much in the process
of creating 9-11 and making sure it happened.
I think that's documented like with getting those guys fucking certified and everything
for flying and all that shit.
I can't remember though.
It's been too long since I've been a nerd about it.
I don't know.
Like they were saying Howard Stern, like how do you fight an enemy that's not afraid to
die?
Right.
Cause like the suicide.
Well you kill them.
Like the Japanese too.
They weren't afraid to die.
Those guys were fucked up.
Yeah.
Well, and I mean, I hate to say it, but with Japan, it worked by killing a lot of civilians.
Right.
Cause they would rather die than, yeah, they said that it was going to, it would have had
to a bit of full boots on the ground invasion of Japan to stop it.
That's the whole reason the bomb got dropped.
That was the justification behind it is that there would be so much more loss of life if
we actually went there.
But on both sides, there would be so many more people that, cause I mean, you see Ukraine
and Russia right now, like how tough of a time fucking Russia has been having with Ukraine.
It's like when you, when it's your land, you can fucking defend it.
It doesn't matter if you're outnumbered.
Why doesn't Russia just nuke Ukraine?
Because they want it.
They want it.
They want to fucking turn the place that they're invading into a fucking wasteland.
It's already a wasteland.
You know, Chernobyl is already in Ukraine.
Yeah.
But Chernobyl is contained now for the most part.
I mean, there's still like 50% of the world's grain comes from fucking Ukraine.
Yeah.
It's a bread basket of the world or whatever.
Yeah.
That's pretty, that's isolated now.
That's not widespread.
That was when it happened, that was a very big deal in the radiation cause widespread
effects across the world.
But it's, it has a fucking containment dome over it and all the radiation is sealed inside.
I don't know.
Was it worth killing all those civilians to prevent the invasion of Japan?
I mean, that's just one of the questions.
There's no more of a gray area than that.
And I'd say that it's shitty, but I've, and even Japan came out and said like, I mean,
I can't quote anyone on this, but like the opinion of the Japanese people then was like,
fuck.
Like, yeah, like we did.
Like they knew that it was fucking almost like hysteria.
Cause when you get into that mindset of like, you're going to have to kill every last one
of us.
What Rangers lost by three.
Yeesh.
That's tough.
But I think, I think that once you get that mentality, I feel like the bombs were like
a fucking wake up call where it's like, that was not going to work.
We bought them in the fuck.
And then Japan cooled the fuck off pretty quickly after that.
I started making anime and fucking hentai.
And now we get along with them.
So Ali Mac, would you rather jump or burn alive and in the world?
I jump.
Okay.
I jumped 100%.
And a lot of the people they, cause you can, it's probably not even depressing, but like
with a lot of the people, like when they were on the phone and stuff, like most of the jumpers
didn't want to jump.
It was just so excruciatingly painful inside that like staying inside is no longer an option.
You're breathing in superheated gases and like destroying your lungs.
Like you just want, you want death at that point.
You don't give a fuck.
You're not even making a conscious decision of jumping out the window.
Your brain tells you there's no other option but to do that.
Which is fucked.
It was like trying to hang on or something.
Yeah.
But your brain gives up on that at a certain point.
I saw there was one guy.
It was too fucking painful.
There was one guy who was trying to climb out the window, go to like the story below
him and he just fucking falls.
That's fucking bad.
I know.
God.
9-11 is just fucking, it hurts to watch that shit even still.
Cause if you, sometimes you watch it and you're desensitized, but other times you watch it
and like you feel the ability to like almost kind of put yourself in that person's shoes
for a second.
And that just has to be so terrifying.
I was like, you know, I had a, I don't know what the word is, consciousness.
Like I was old enough to remember 9-11.
So I remember like how scared everybody was.
And so like watching those videos brings me back to that.
One of my first memories, my first memories when I fucking had meningitis almost died
and lost my hearing.
But then 9-11 was like five or six months afterwards.
And I remember like bits and pieces of the hospital.
But I remember 9-11 just like fucking around.
Cause we lived at my grandma's house at that time.
And I remember everybody was just like, what the fuck?
I don't remember many details.
So my girlfriend or fiance now lived in like New York city during 9-11 and she was, he
was there the day the towers fell.
But yeah, she, she was like, uh, she's like the first memory that I had was seeing the
smoke on New York city skyline.
And I'm like, that's fucking nuts.
And then she said she kept on having nightmares where big bird told her that 9-11 happens,
which as an adult, it's really funny.
But I just can only imagine.
Cause I remember like during the elections and I remember when Obama was getting sworn
in, they, they fucking, uh, put all the, all the classes, they shut all the classes down
and everybody just watched it on TV.
Like the fucking, I don't know.
I can't remember what it was, but it was when he took office and it was just like, yeah,
it was just like, I can't imagine being a kid in an elementary school because they showed
it to fucking everybody in school when it happened.
You can't continue teaching with 9-11.
Our friend, the cruise missile, you know, he's from New York city and he lived down
there during that point and he's a lot older than us.
So he was like aware of the things going on.
He said he had to be like a fucking early teenager at that point.
Right?
Cause I think like middle school.
Yeah, I was going to say he's not like a full grown adult, but old enough to be like,
I remember talking to him about it and he said, so in New York city, his, his school,
he was from the Bronx.
So his school was relatively close to, uh, like Manhattan.
And he goes, we heard a big explosion and then, uh, we heard like fire trucks constantly.
Um, and he goes, our school told us that nothing was going on because through the windows,
you couldn't see the tower.
So they didn't tell any of the kids what the fuck was going on.
And then they kept on saying that it's not that big of a deal.
Once they figured out what was going on.
And then they second, the second plane hit.
And then like, they said like his school was like fucking going off the walls and shit.
And he said, the thing that was like fucking nuts to me though, he said he would, he kept
on going to school like the days after nine 11 and the fire trucks kept, you just kept
hearing fire sirens going to nine 11.
Cause there's a multi men, there's like two, two or three weeks they were fucking working
there.
But why do they have to go to P one to search?
I don't know, but he's just like, he kept, he goes, I literally, you saw fire trucks
day in and day out, just going back and forth to that.
And he's like, it was like, he was a staggering fucking thing.
Cause like I talked to him about it and he is like, oh yeah, I literally, it was in school
when it happened, like a couple of blocks away.
And I'm like, that's fucking dude.
And like, like talking to somebody who was literally blocks away is fucking nuts.
To me, honestly, the eeriest fucking thing about nine 11, the creepy, I can't even fucking
watch the video.
It gives me like bad chills, but it's a, it's like just a picture of ground zero, like in
like 11 hours after it was when the boat yard is when day, it was when daylight broke the
next day and all you hear is the pass alarms from the firefighters packs, which is like
the tea and they're just like, there's so many of them and every single one of those
packs is attached to a fucking corpse.
Like there was like, they recovered like, I think like 10 or like there was, there was
not a lot of people that got pulled out.
There was like, I gotta, I gotta look it up.
Yeah.
There was the two firefighters that fucking got the movie world trade center made about
them with Nick cage and Michael Pena.
Is that the ones that were in the stairwell?
Yeah.
Like the elevator shaft.
Cause that guy fucking Nick cage's character, I can't remember his real name, but he fucking
knew that they were like the most structurally sound parts in the building.
So he yelled at his guys to fucking go into the stairwell.
Like, and I think he had like six people with them.
Three people died immediately.
One then it was those three, there was three people left and then the towers crashed a
second time.
I mean, the second tower came down, second guy died with them.
And then they spent like 28 hours or something in the wreckage and got pulled out.
The one dude was paralyzed from the waist down and the other guy, Nick cage's character
like got out pretty much scot-free.
I think he fucked his back up or something, but the thing that was fucking nuts to me,
cause I watched a whole bunch of documentaries on nine 11 was the people who are in the stairwell.
Some of them survived for like fucking like 20 plus hours just chilling there.
Like and just about it's complete darkness.
Yeah.
Only 20 survivors got pulled out of the rubble.
Yeah.
It's complete darkness in that stairwell.
You're under God knows how many fucking thousands of pounds of rubble and you're just there.
You're in a fucking stairwell, just fucking being like, well, this is what we're doing
now.
I just think about the fucking search and rescue that had to go on.
Cause these people, you're going like 40 feet down in dense rubble that has fire just everywhere.
And you have these search and rescue people fucking going in and getting people out that
are pinned and shit.
Like yeah, they said the first day there was only one person that got rescued.
Yeah.
That was so fucking sad though.
It was like the dogs too, like the fucking search dogs got depressed.
The fucking search dogs got depressed cause they weren't able to find anybody alive.
Yeah.
So they had to bury like people like under rubble.
So the dogs wouldn't be like fucking like suicidal.
My, my old fire department was one of like only like four volunteer departments in the
state that got called there and it was just because we had a bus and there was a bunch
of people in the USAR team, the urban search and rescue team that were around there.
So it just made sense to dispatch us to it.
And they went down and the people who worked there, like they, they were part of like the
search and rescue.
They weren't like immediately hands on.
They were more like doing a, they did the bucket line, which is like the most fucked
thing to me where it was essentially you would find anything you could of personal identification,
whether it be a wallet, a finger in ear, just a piece of flesh and they would try to sort
it out so you could identify people.
And it's just like, there was nothing bigger than like a pocket watch that would come out
of it.
It was just all dust and just mangled metal.
It's just so fucked to think about cause there's so much force going on when that building
collapses.
Everything just fucking gets obliterated.
Nothing can keep it's form.
At the New York state museum down in Albany, they had like the 9-11 exhibit and just seeing
like the small personal items that they have in like the display cases.
Yeah.
And those are like the biggest things they can find.
It was like a fucking like, it was a watch.
It was a fucking, the one that was the most eerie to me was it had a, it had a little,
it was, oh my God, it's so fucked.
It's a little like desk thing that said world trade center, top of the world.
It's all fucked up and like burnt and shit.
Like it's such like.
Cause you have to imagine less damage is going to get done from something to the top.
Cause essentially all that's doing is falling.
It doesn't have the force of everything coming down on top of it.
But like you're looking at it and you're like, damn that's.
Like that was on, like I guarantee you that was on someone's desk.
Like that was like one of the little things they had on their fucking desk and it's just
fucking all burnt up.
The thing that, the other thing is the fucking people who get pulled out of the rubble,
they all remember the same sound and the way they describe it is pancaking of the floors
on top of them coming down.
Oh, it was like controlled demolition.
Casey shut the fuck up.
But yeah.
And he just like said, it was obviously fucking deafening.
That's going to be something that's going to do like permanent damage to anybody's ears.
And it's just like most of the people who were pulled out had like PTSD of it and just
hearing that noise again.
And it's just like, you're not going to forget that.
Also there's another thing, like the whole thing where they're like, well, Jets feel
doesn't melt steel beams and stuff.
And like that's the fucking stupidest argument.
Cause it's like, do you realize that heat weakens metal?
Yeah.
Like they're like, well, it can't melt it.
I'm like, it can fucking weaken it.
It just needs to bend.
Yeah.
That's all it has to do.
If it weakens to the point of failure, well, guess what?
It didn't melt it, but it weakened it to the point where it could collapse.
And much, much to everybody here's chagrin.
That's the same thing that happened with building set.
It is like the group, the group from, I think I told my control demolition.
No, the people from my firehouse were the ones who they primarily worked on building
seven.
Like a couple of the people got sent to the fucking bucket line.
I was talking about for the most part, everybody was at building seven and they just made a
conscious decision.
Like it's structurally unsound.
It is evacuated.
We're going to let it collapse.
Like we can't do anything in there.
Like there was, they had gotten everybody out.
They had no signs of people in the building and it was just like, it was also a federal
government fucking, you know, CIA headquarters.
Yeah.
But I mean, the place was going to fuck it.
There's no planted explosives.
There's fires raging in the building and the fire department's pretty tied up at that point.
So I don't know how much they're going to be able to do with that.
So it was like a fucking just let it go kind of thing.
But yeah,
yeah.
Nine 11.
Yeah.
Fucking nine 11.
Everybody goes to their phones.
Well that's it guys.
We're out of material.
No, I was looking at the fucking Rangers being fucking disgusting.
I hate to hear it.
Oh my God.
Fucking disgusting.
Episode 69.
What are we doing for episode 69?
Gentlemen.
We need Dan.
We need fucking Dan.
I have some topics.
I want Dan to be here though.
We need fucking Dan.
Yeah, we're hurting for Dan right now.
Let's take a break.
Yeah, let's take a break.
That's a good idea.
We'll be back on the little blockhouse.
We need Dan.
Fuck.
On the back to Untitled Podcast.
Episode 68.
You know what Panda says?
No.
Oh shit.
Fucking Uronimus in this bitch.
Yeah.
I was going to talk about Lords of Chaos.
What is Lords of Chaos?
It's a movie based on the biography of the band.
Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.
I know all the shit about the band though.
They're fucking wild.
I know.
It's fucking wild.
The movie was fucking great.
It was so fucked up.
Yeah.
I just, I remember, somebody asked, Fuck, who's the one guy that's left?
It's fucking, uh.
Necro Butcher.
Yeah, Necro Butcher.
And they were asking for his opinions on it.
He was like, Oh, I made a movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that.
He was just like, Oh, I'm probably not going to watch it.
I don't fucking really care.
Yeah, he's like, I haven't watched it yet.
Butcher's takes on like your onimus and all that was just like
Yeah, they were fucking just off the walls like I don't
Yeah, so I'm gonna give a quick who schizophrenic movie view on this movie. Yes. Yes. I'm fucking pumped
So I watched it was fucking crazy. So fucking there's this guy. There's this fucking cool cat named your onimus is right
Fuck your onimus. That's my boy fucking social. They're all fucking sociopaths. I can't even believe fucking
Butcher's actually kind of like chill dead. Yeah, he actually has a conscience dead out of condition
He's like what Tyler thinks I am
like as an atheist
Fucking Satanist. Yeah, you eat babies. Yes. Yes. He that's a great way to describe it. Yeah, you believe
Yeah, okay, what Tyler believes Casey is is like a perfect picture of your onimus
But no dead dead had a medical condition and I can't remember the name of it
I'll look it up. But uh, he actually believed he was dead like he was in an almost constant
Schizophrenia, no, it's it's a syndrome. I got a fucking I'll look it up. Yeah, the guy who shot himself. Yeah
So there's this dude your onimus
Boy, oh yeah, he fucking forms the band may have in Norway, right? We got fucking necro butcher
We got fucking your onimus on guitar. We got fucking manheim on drums
But he gets he gets fucking he quits and fucking hell hammer
starts playing the drums
And then they meet a guy called dead
Who Ali back said?
Believes he is dead. Yes. I'm looking I'm looking for the fucking name of it right now
He's very self-destructive
And he like cuts himself. He has like a bunch of like I got it scars from the cutting himself
I got it. So it's called Cotard syndrome a very rare condition that manifests in believing one's body is not that of a living
human but instead of a corpse that's
Quartards
Quartards co at a RD is that a psychological condition? Yes
Co are now it's got its own Wikipedia page
Cotard syndrome also known as Cotard's delusion or walking corpse syndrome
Is a rare mental disorder in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are dead do not exist are
Putrefying or have lost their blood or internal organs statistical analysis of
Statistical analysis of a hundred patient cohort indicated that a denial of self-existence is present in 45% of the cases of Cotard syndrome
The other 55% of the patients presented with delusions of immortality
They think they're zombies
Like they actually believe it so yes, we know their actual names or we only know them by
Necro butcher they have real names, but they just
so
Uronimus is name is
Oistin Arceph. Yeah, they're always played by
played by Macaulay Culkin's brother
And there's a varg or Christian it was like the antagonist basically and
And that's played by the guy from the place beyond the pines the kid who had like the Albany accent. Oh, yeah. Oh shit. I
Like the fucking like sunken I do the other guy was like the young man was
Talk like that though. It's weird
So you like fucking no true
They really don't make Uronimus out to be the antagonist in the movie. No, they do
He's the they make him the main character. Basically. He's like he's an anti turn off the fucking songs
It's fucking background music
I support it. Maybe turn it down a bit. I did turn it down. Okay
So they meet this guy dead and he's the vocalist but he's like fucking nuts like this guy's fucking insane
And he fucking goes and like in the movie he like hangs cats but apparently he didn't
But he fucking goes on stage and he's like starts like cutting himself on stage and like the blood drips down and he's like
Did do that shit? Yeah, he did do that
Fucking not they're like we got to like do shit to
Make a scenes of people know about us and people hear about us
That was all Uronimus's idea in real life to Uronimus was obsessed with the band's image
Yeah, and he was always encouraging everybody to like do the most dangerous behavior and just go more and more out of pocket
right
Did continue because I'm interested to see how the movie covers dead
Yeah, it actually he's only like it's only happened like the first 20 minutes that he was in it
Because the next part is like he's he's always portrayed as being like very depressed and like he goes like nonverbal sometimes dead
Yeah, dead. Yeah, he does and
Uronimus is like well if you're so depressed, why don't you just shoot yourself like with a shotgun? He like shows him the shotgun and
he's like
He gives he gives you around him as the shotgun and he's like fucking kill me and he's like do it you pussy do it
And then he can't do it and then they dead just fucking runs away and laughs
Yeah, cuz in in in fucking in the band's actual history
He was dead was this very depressed person and they released like one or two albums
And they all moved into this very isolated cabin. I can't remember where exactly it was but it's somewhere over there
Yeah
And in that house they just there wasn't really any connection to the outside world really and dead just
Isolated in his room and was obsessed with death with death and fucking
Uronimus just gaslighted him
I know because he died he like died for a couple seconds when he was a kid because he got bullied so bad
Yeah, and that's that's why he believed he was dead
He thought he died in that instance and like he was just living as a corpse that was that's the other part
I forgot, but that's what led up to that. That's why dead was that way or claimed at least but
He said he always felt different after that
So one day he's like, you know, he struggles with his depression
And one day he writes a note and it's like sorry for all the blood but I'm like, I don't know
I have like moved on I can I can find a suicide note. Yeah
I will
But he fucking
He cuts his like wrists the long way instead of like he usually does it like across but now he like cuts his whole
Wrist like the long way and he starts fucking bleeding out and like painting it on the wall
and he gets his other wrists and then he fucking slashes his throat and
And then he's still not dead so he fucking takes the shotgun sits on the bed and his fucking dad calls him
And he like hears his dad on the voicemail and they just shoots himself in the head
And so you round him as comes and find them finds him and he's like, whoa, man
Cool. Yeah, he sends it
He sends a text to the other band members and he gives hey guys dead did something really cool. He killed himself
Yeah, that's verbatim what he said and that was when fucking necro butcher was like
Dude, you're a fucking psycho. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Like why is this good? Yeah
I have a suicide note whenever we're ready. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Oh, okay. Um, so
Starts a excuse the blood but I have slit my wrists and neck
It was the intention that I would die in the woods so that it would take a few days before I was possibly found
I belong in the woods and have always done so no one will understand the reason for this anyway to give some semblance of an
Explanation. I'm not a human. This is just a dream and soon I will be awake
It was too cold and the blood was coagulating all the time
Plus my new knife is too dull if I don't succeed dying to the knife
I will blow all the shit out of my skull yet
I do not know I left all my lyrics by let the good times roll
plus the rest of the money whoever finds it gets the fucking thing as the salutation as
He has a salutation. May I present life eternal do whatever you want with the fucking thing and then
He has the he wrote the lyrics to the song life eternal and attach them to it
No, that's the song we're listening to. Yeah, which is a dream of another existence
You wish to die a dream of another world you pray for death to release this soul
One must die to find peace inside you must get eternal. I am immortal
But am I human how beautiful life is now when my time has come a human destiny
But nothing human inside what will be left of me when I'm dead. There was nothing left when I lived
What you found was eternal death. No one will ever miss you
Damn he really carried on there for what?
Yeah, so did I
Know you're good. He did something real cool
You're on him so yeah, he finds the body and he's like fucking goes
He goes to buys a camera takes pictures of this of the fucking shit to make the album cover and then he makes fucking necklaces out of fucking
Skull. Yeah, and the Necro butchers like fuck this and he quits
Even though he let her sit he later says all this this is like chicken bones like you can just throw this away
Yep, but wait it gets better
Yep, and uh, so they they meet this guy like Varg Christian
Who's uh?
The other guitarist now that's on the band and him and your out of this like are like fucking drug one another
He won't know they're like struggling to be like in charge of the band
And so your animals starts his own black metal record label and he opens up a record shop
They all start fucking working out. I mean then they fucking start burning down churches
They're like, you know, do you really metal fucking burning down a church? Yeah
And then and then bar
Vargo's in the middle of the night and fucking light lights up a little fucking church
Okay, so that pisses me off too is they never lit a church on fire
They click there was church burnings going on in the air
Yeah, one the one guy got arrested for arson var. Yeah, but that's because varg never actually burned the church down
He just said he did and took the charge for it. Oh really? Yeah, he just wanted the media attention of it
He didn't actually do it though
I I would have to double check myself on that, but I'm 90% sure that's true
They didn't actually burn it down, but that was your onimus's idea again of like let's be fucking crazy to let's burn down churches
And then fucking varg got interviewed and he's like, I'm gonna burn down churches
And then fucking varg got interviewed and he's like I burned down this church at this address
And just fucking got caught with the charge for it because he fucking said he did
Yeah, they're like, let's fucking
Kill all the christians
And then uh, they're like, yeah, we're gonna start burning down churches and uh
So what happens then so then uh
The one guy I forget which guy I think it's varg or maybe it's a different guy. There's like the bassist or something
I know it's definitely the bassist where he's like secretly gay and he's like trying to deny it
And then he goes to like a bar and he meets this like gay older guy
And then they go to the park and they start like kissing and touching each other and they just fucking stabs him
He's like stabs him like 80 times
He just kills the guy. I don't think any of that happened either
In real life, I don't think that that happened
Really? No, I'd have to look into that
I don't think that there was another there's one more murder that i'm sure we're gonna get to
I'm assuming it's how the movie ends but yeah
Um, so varg they start like getting uh being suspected by the police of all this shit
Um and fucking when the one guy gets arrested arrested and he's released
He tells them that the skull necklaces were fake
Oh my god, is that who I think it is
Dirty damn vitamin man. God damn. Finally you're here. We needed someone to fucking kick up the energy, bro
Casey I dude, I gotta hear the climax to this though
Oh, I think we're at the climax now. So what is that? It's the movie about the band mayhem
Remember the band that like the dude like shot himself in the head and then they made the fucking picture of it and made it an album cover
Oh, and then we're about to get to the end where so your rotamus angrily rants to appear about wanting to kill varg
But he later calms down and sends him a contract to release their
music rights to him
Um, and then the fucking guy varg goes to the police and he fucking tells him like he confesses to everything
And uh, your honor. This is like what the fuck are you retarded?
So anyway, they got into this big fight in the uh in his apartment
One day at uh, it was it had something to do with money that they were like signing
It was something with the signing of the rights or something but barg was going over there
And then they never like be friends again, but then uh, he like brought a knife and he fucking
Just stabs him repeatedly and he's like
He's like don't kill me and he's like running. He's like falling down the stairs and he just keeps stabbing him
It's crazy. Well, because in in real life what happened was fucking varg showed up there and uronomus tried to kill him
And then fucking varg fought him and he was like, oh my god, I'm gonna kill him
and then fucking varg fought him off and then
Fucking uh, what's his face?
Uronimus started running away and then varg made a conscious decision to go after him and kill him and he kept saying like
You're gonna try to fucking kill me and then run away. I'm gonna fucking kill you
Yeah, and then like he was fleeing and then just murdered uronomus and then said that
after the fact but
Yeah, anyway, then the guy dies and he's like
Tells the audience not to feel sorry for him because he invented a new subgenre of metal
Yeah, his life was worth it
Norwegian black metal
And that was a story of mayhem the fucking wild thing though
Is that another band member was in the car when that murder occurred inside the house and then varg varg just saw fucking
You're on I mean not varg the band members saw uronomus run out of the house fleeing
And then varg come out and just murder him in cold blood
Like unarmed that's fucking wild
Yeah, fucking mayhem
Oh, we got dan on the podcast welcome back dan
Episode 69 brother. Yeah, it's special for episode 69. I'm doing the hosting of jeopardy
I mean, we already talked about
Yeah, that's why we're talking about this. That's why I said how many daily doubles in your I don't care about jeopardy
It's like because I'm hosting jeopardy. Oh, I'm gonna do a ken jennings
I'm gonna do a ken jennings. I still don't care about it. I I like my chances though
I'll say that I made a category just for you
Oh, don't say that. No, no discredits my win. If I know I made a category for every person here. Oh god
Oh god, I can't wait for this. I'm scared
Nice nice new soundboard. Oh, yeah. Thank you
Categories that I just thought were fun. Okay
So we saw the uh
The picture this week of the conjoined twins that got married. Yeah with the fucking one guy who was in the military some shit
You know dan's gonna have a fucking take on this one
I mean they're both
They're both bangable
It's just like is it like when they fuck is it like you're fucking one person or you're fucking both of them
Can they both feel their pussy or can they not? What if you piss one off but they're both?
One off but the other one's horny like
Just put a bag over the one like what if one's not having it but you're like the other one is it's like well
We're going for it. Anyway, is that rape is it rape of one half? I would say yes
Yeah, no, I would definitely say yes, actually. No, but like the one saying you have a non-consenting party there
For sure. I think that's pretty cut and dry that that is right. So let's say I mean every time the threesome though
That's pretty cool. So let's say
They've heard one chick feel the pussy does one feel the asshole too
What if it was split right down the middle so it's like when you're doing
anyway
But like let's let's let's just let's have a hypothetical here
The uh, the conjoined twins murder somebody but only one person in the conjoined twins wanted to murder that person
The other one didn't but the one controls like the bot like the arm that killed somebody. How do you charge that? Oh my god
Yeah, just decapitate the one
death penalty
Dude, like how would you charge that because like the one is completely like i'm not a part of this
This type thing you were there, I just can't imagine can you imagine just being born in the body of a conjoined twin you just be like fuck
Fuck
I'm gonna argue with my brother constantly. I'm like fuck you man. It's like dude. Do you think you got problems?
I'm like man fucking pants my jeans. I'm fucking short
And these people are fucking connected
Damn, what do you just really dislike?
Like what if you disagree about what you want to do with your life? Like you need to agree on a job with that person
What about if they're taking tests do they have to take two separate tests?
So what if what if one's retarded and the other one's like fuck. Sorry. That wasn't very politically correct
Fucking christ. I can't believe that's a swear. It's not it's not okay. Good. We've said it every episode good
We're in business. They both went to college though, and they charge them each separate tuition. Really?
That's fucked
Dude, so like but like that one of them is dumb too. It's still like they're like
Sorry, right? What's that? They only pay him one salary
Okay, probably so I think I read that
So we we all have siblings, right? I have a brother you have a brother
Right chasted whenever it comes to finances you pay more for college that you get paid less
They treat you as two separate people when you're the one paying
So just imagine if you were conjoined to your brother you were conjoined to your sister
I was conjoined to my brother and you have a step brother, right or a half brother
What if your other conjoined half just kills themselves? What?
Like you just wake up like oh my god
I would not want to be connected. Wow, that got dark real quick. Sorry. I did but I the thought crossed my mind
It is fucked like how would that even work?
I'm assuming
I don't I can move though. You only can move the one side of your body. You're septic
Would you want to be connected to your brother? I wouldn't want to be connected to my brother
No fucking way what if they somehow saved you though and every time you looked over at your malformed body
There's just a fucking place you're
Dude I feel like there's so many more situations like if you just think about your day
Like there's so many every situation
What if you thought some wipes
Yeah, what if you thought somebody was like super attractive and your fucking like conjoined twin was like nah, fuck that's that's ugly as fuck
What the fuck are you talking about? Like if you control the body, are you in charge typing?
That's a fucked thing to think about though if your if your other half kills somebody
You just get roped into the fucking prison time with them. It's like completely like they can't remove you that's been established
It's fucking nuts dude. Like only this side can watch tv
He gets that permission the one you killed somebody let's talk about this guy though that decided to marry this bitch
He's dead. It's definitely
He's sick in the head
Like what kind of sick they say whether the ones they're fucking though one listens to podcasts or some shit
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, she's like, oh fuck wow, they're talking about oh, j today
Oh my god
I mean, I guess if you're born in that body, you wouldn't necessarily see I mean you would understand the inconvenience of it
But I feel like you wouldn't know. Yeah, like you wouldn't know what it's like to be your own person
So I feel like that makes like you've always known that
I feel like getting paralyzed after birth is so much worse than being born like paralyzed or disabled, you know, right are we
We're good
I just like it was like like like i've talked to my dad about it like my dad got paralyzed after he was like when he was
18 and like he had to go to therapy with like other people who were paralyzed and they kept on being like
Just accept who you are. He's like that wasn't who I am though. I was born
Like perfectly able and I got paralyzed these people who were born
Yeah, you had a taste of fucking and these people that were born and these people that were born
Paralyzed kept on being like just accept who you are. He says this isn't me. I wasn't born paralyzed
Yeah, like he like he gets he got so pissed off then he's just like you guys were born paralyzed
You don't know. Yeah, he's coming from a different point of view. That shit's annoying. Yeah
Fuck you
If you're a conjoined twin and your other twin is getting fucked your other head is getting fucked email us
I
Check out if you don't want to be like fuck. All right, she's awake. She wants dick
All right, I'm just gonna fucking put go sleepy time
They should have both go to sleep at the like do they sleep differently too?
Like that'd be weird too
Like am I like if my brother's asleep would I be asleep too or was like I'm watching a tv show and my brother falls asleep
I'm like, I can't move now dude. They fucking I have I have to imagine that one does the brakes and the gas the other
Does it steer? Oh, so they're not real. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so they're half
Cuz it's gotta be it's got a different from person to person it can't just be like
Oh if you're born it can join Quinn you web you at this
I bet you there's instances where one just fucking doesn't have control over shit, right?
They probably I think they pick like who's better at what things what and one of them like fucking sucks at driving
Wait, so can he's like so can they both like control things?
Yeah, they can I think one has one side of the arms
And like they each have a side like an arm, but then one controls the legs
I think that's how it's split up. Yeah, cuz walking would be
I mean, I bet all dolled up. They look pretty good brother. I want I looked at their wedding photo
Oh
Just said how that guy was sick in the head, okay. Well, I mean it takes one to know one cheese
So local strip club by the way
Not our local strip club by the way another local strip club guy who owned it got charged from selling meth out the back
Oh, that's not that bad. I mean, that's how you keep them going
That's how you keep a strip club business. It's all for the girls expecting you're expecting a strip club to be a fucking not shady
Institution, right? I mean we got to cut them some slack post covid. It's hard. I don't think even strip clubs really recovered
There's a pizza shop where I fucking grew up fucking that was selling coke out the back and they got busted for it
Dan is your take to support your local strip club? Is that the official stance of the Untitled podcast?
Dude I'm not about the vices. I just fall prey to him sometimes
I'm not about supporting them now Bogan so eloquently. I think it's a terrible thing to support
It's like I'm only human, you know, so listen I hate strip clubs, but
I don't know. I don't really think either you guys hate strip. No you
I hate it. I'm not like starting to go fun me for a strip club. I
Just I fucking like
Did we talk about our second institution time that we went?
I think we did like how much I'm sure it's been covered
No, but like how different it was from the first time that we went
Like like the first time that we went it was something fucking magical or something man
Like that day they fucking had like everybody that was like fucking stunning the second day
I was gonna say the flame just fizzled out even in the group chat
You guys like you were like immediately like I don't think I'm ever going
Do you like I'm not yeah, so this fucking shit like the second like the first you had this like biblical experience
The first time
It was like you
Her ass was unlike anything you have ever seen man. You don't get it, dude
Second time it's like fuck that never never again
Are you kidding me?
So so we have to talk about the second time because that like it was like it was a biblical experience that it was just like a fucking like
garbage fire
Like we were like there's like way less people when we went the second time
There's like fucking like eight people that were just sitting there
Yeah, you didn't tell this and there's the one old dude at the end who was just just fucking slinging dough out there
But like doing it in the creepiest way possible. He's like you gotta get the money with your ass cheeks or something
Oh, yeah
I remember that I'm kind of like mixing the two experiences
Which one was the spongebob?
Spongebob was the first time yeah, that was the one bad experience
That was that's what I would call a bad experience
Yeah, so the second time was just fucking boring
Yeah, so the second time was just fucking boring. Yeah, the second time dude, like we were sitting there like this fucking strippers look fucking like
Apathetic the whole time and like just collecting a wage not even that like they're just like
Well, I guess like the one just start talking to like this girl that was there that she went to high school with or something
See, and that's why you need the guy in the back who sells blow. She does blow she's into it then yeah
But like we're sitting there and like fucking the one Asian guy just goes fuck this and just leaves
I wasn't I wasn't agree. I said right. I wasn't necessarily agree
That was a joke. Everybody knows
Right
The one Asian guy
The one black guy left he is like I'm done with this shit then like he's like dude
I guarantee you like the dudes that were there were definitely fucking racist
Like did like remember when the two black strippers came out and nobody gave them money at all
I don't know. I remember being pretty hot
No, I
Give her money. No, we were the only ones giving her money because the rest of the guys sitting there was like
Do like the arms folded and sitting bad. Yeah, you guys were the two golden retrievers in there
You're the only fucking white nights given
I felt bad for the one girl like she didn't get any money until we just started going
Here's a cup. It's just like it like it wasn't even fun. It's just like I just feel bad for you. Like yeah, like
I guess just like take like by the way anybody who's listening we did this like what months ago at this point
This was so many months ago
This is on my first day
Numerous months ago numerous months ago and we haven't been back since at least three months ago
Me and KC were both heavily peer pressured into going and did not take the bait
You didn't you didn't I've been I've been to strip clubs like ten times in my life
I have been I went to no
You twice and then I went with my friends one time before that yeah, so those are the only times I've been where'd you go
I went to the one that we went to twice and we went to one down and fucking like New York City, which was fucking way too expensive
Like they won't even look at you unless you had hundreds do the one I went to in New York City was amazing cheetahs
I think it closed down. I forgot the fucking name of it
It was it was the one that was in Grand Theft Auto for the fucking triangle whatever the fuck that's that's named after
But like the one it was like like we tried to find it because we were like, you know
we got to go to the Grand Theft Auto strip club that they had and
It was way too expensive. Like the cover charge was $50. No
Like what the fuck dude?
Yeah, couldn't be me. I just I just don't see the draw. It's gonna grab one out in the bathroom. See
That's kind of my my take on it will not rub one out in the bathroom
But why not just I mean you just stay home get it get it handled there
It's all just a means to an end. It's all it's all there. It's
Yes, yes
Impossible I'm saying like if you're that horny
Like if you're that horny you're going to a strip club clearly because the girlfriend is not an option at that point
The thing is you're not going to a strip club for being horny
You're going to a strip club for the fucking vibe the vileness of it
I think some people would disagree with you on that one
You know I feel like Tony Soprano
Yeah, like the hey you're sitting there
Back dude, I wish you could still smoke in strip clubs cuz that would like complete the vibe. Yeah, just be sitting there going
Vegas you can
Vegas you can? Yeah
For sure. There are a couple states you can smoke in the casinos in Vegas
I don't I think you can smoke in turning stuff
But if you think you want to go to a strip club because technically it's on reservation land
So it doesn't it doesn't do the their your state law there you go
But like guys if you want to go to a strip club
I don't want to go on out your night just got like a
$200 cheaper like no, but the thing is I don't I don't want to go anymore like that that one extra
That one experience turned me off the strip clubs forever
Experience itself was like I'm like I never want to do that again that was not that one that just wanted to talk during the whole
private dance
Like and she was like oh we have the same birthday and she was naming celebrities that have the same birthday like okay?
I'm like okay, that's not what I came for but sure
We have the same birthday
And then she'll look it up, and it was yeah, she was a lion she named a bunch of celebrities that have the same birthday
It's like ones that like you would only know if you had the same birthday
I actually have I have a couple like my my birthday is April 29th, and I had a couple interesting people born on my birthday
I'm fucking Dale Earnhardt. Oh my god. We don't remember these three told and I remember us all looking up who was born on our birth
Yeah
I
It's like the first episode
We got a fucking get back on track like three of us
Dan and Tyler are like that guy ten second time
Fucking skipping record of a podcast
I'm pretty sure this has been told three times
We were talking about 9-eleven
I'm pretty sure we covered all that we did the autistic movie review about the band we already covered
Fucking hell man
We gotta be better
It's like autism purgatory
This so sucks
Was this episode 69 special?
You're not gonna believe this. It's a bunch of stories we've already told you
Multiple times
Fucking hell
Oh shit
So you hear the rich are building underground bunkers
We've told this story before
Yes we have
Fucking a couple episodes ago
No you're talking about some tunnel system or some shit
No those were dew tunnels
Yeah that's what we were talking about
Much different
No like Barks of Zuckerberg and shit
He's building like a 200 million dollar underground bunker
Like all the billionaires are doing it. They're gearing up for something
In Hawaii
We were talking about how we were outside and we saw like four Blackhawk helicopters flying over
Yeah it was nuts
When? Just now?
I mean dude they run training exercises all the time
They fly, they have Blackhawks
Especially when the US military is on high alert from Iran
You see guys I always live in
Yeah but four Blackhawks is like nothing
I live in blissful ignorance and then I come on this podcast and every single week it's
No I'm not saying that are retelling because it is current events in this instance
It's always got World War 3
It's here
It's imminent
So I got something that we haven't talked about yet
My neighbors
I fucking hate my neighbors
Dude I fucking, I wake up this morning
I talked about this a little bit in our group chat
But I wake up and I start hearing
Fuck you you fucking bitch I fucking hate your guts I wish you died
And I'm like what the fuck
Look at the clock it's fucking 11am
What the fuck it's fucking, look at the clock it's fucking 11am in the morning
And I'm like
I also, by the way I hear this through my closed window
With a fan on
So it's gotta be loud outside
And I roll out of bed and I'm like what the fuck is going on
And I look outside my fucking white trash
Fucking neighbors just slamming the door
Screaming at this fucking bitch
This is an everyday occurrence
Like this isn't like, this isn't like a normal
Like this isn't like a once in a blue moon thing
Like at least once a day
At least once a day I hear my neighbors fucking screaming at each other
Just blast some mayhem bro
And I'm like fucking, I'm just sitting there
Like it's like, it could be like this time of night
Fucking 11pm I'm just sitting there
And I just hear you fucking bitch
I'm like again seriously
This is the fourth time fucking today
Like I stay up at night pretty late
Because I work night shift
It could be 3am and this shit's still going on
It's the same apartment
Like a store
Like a connected building
No, so I live in like a two family house
I live on the second floor of a two family house
And my neighbor like owns
Like the house next to us
Like and I have like, between me I have a driveway
Like a tree line
And then my neighbor's house
My neighbor has fucking like broken down cars in his fucking backyard
That he fucking tries to work on
And throws his wrench through a window
And then fucking screams and shit
I just picture like an otherwise good looking neighborhood
Like this one guy's house is like
A scene out of like Mad Max
Dude it's fucking stupid
Like everybody else
Like I have no problems with any of my other neighbors
My neighbor next door is just a fucking asshole
Like just fucking screaming at his fucking wife
Like I was outside
I overlook the highway
And I have like a little bit of the Hudson River that goes through
Like I have like a fence and I have like
Like the bike trail and then the Hudson River
Then the
I-90 right there
So I was sitting out there
And I get night, I have a cigar
I have like a little lawn chair and like a little like
Camping table that I have that I put my ashtray on
Nice relaxing time, I put like an earbud in
I'm just like smoking my cigar
Fucking, I hear
What the fuck
I turn around, this guy fucking was working on his car
The whole time, got pissed off, smashed his windshield
And then just started screaming at his wife
And I'm like
Dude what the fuck dude
I'm trying to sit here and relax
And smoke my cigar
Fucking NPC behavior right there
And I'm fucking like, I'm like dude what the fuck
And like I still, and I'm like
Whatever, I'm just gonna ignore it
And like it got to the point like
Where I could hear them through my headphones that I was listening to music in
And I'm like I just want to
Fucking smoke my cigar dude
Like just, can you guys shut up for like fucking 10 minutes
Like it's
So fucking annoying
And like the thing is like, like you can't call the police
On it cause they're not hitting each other, they're just yelling at each other
Sure you can, you can call the police
I just, I'm like I don't fucking feel like doing that
Disturbing the peace
Yeah, but I'm just fucking
Just tell them that they're screaming like this every single day
24 7
That fucking 911 call happens like 50 times
Every day
Domestic verbal at this point
I'm like what the fuck are the cops gonna do
They're gonna be like hey stop arguing
And then they're gonna be like no
So like, and like the thing
Continuing that story where I was smoking a cigar
And this guy like clasps his windshield
And starts fucking yelling at his wife
Then fucking takes his fucking tow truck
And is fucking
Drives off, this motherfucker has like a
Towing company or whatever
And this guy like at random times
Of the day just fucking wheels like
Burns out in his fucking tow truck
Like I hear this tow truck
At least fucking 10 times a day
Any time of fucking night
I'm like, can you guys just fucking stop
Like Jesus fucking Christ
I remember one of the fucking saddest days of my childhood was fucking uh
This use my buddy who lived at the end of my cul-de-sac and one day this van just comes screaming down the street
Fucking parks in the driveway guy bails out of the driver's seat cops had followed him down the street going lights and sirens
They're all going like 50 tackle this guy to the ground put him in handcuffs put him in the back of their their car and drive
Away, it was just like my buddy came down the street. He's like hey, um my dad just got arrested
Can I stay at your house for a little bit and I just like played halo 2 with him?
While he was crying about how his dad got taken away
That's a good game. Yeah, it was no we played after dead to left for dead to sorry yeah
Just like yeah
Hopefully I'll cheer them up
Now I did like this this guy he went away for like three years
Is that he has like to like that was a sad story
Actually, I can connect this to a story that I've said before fucking I remember when I was telling my basketball hero story
Yeah, it's where like one of our teammates dads had died. It was that good. He was on my team
He didn't tell us he was a fucking felon
I had met him several times and he genuinely was a good guy. It was a nonviolent crime
I think it was something to do with drugs. He was just slinging a shitload, but
He's a good guy and it's still his fucking dad like so like we were all fucking rooting for him, dude
I will never fucking miss. I will never forget that missed three-pointer
I mean we we literally would know we won that game and then got a limp that put us into like the bracket with the good
You miss your player?
No
That was that was the game where like we were down both of our like good stars the only people who weren't white on our
Team so I started I never did I was like deep bench guy and somehow we just pulled off this fucking miracle win
And they got briskly a limit. What is like?
Rock or whatever fucking the team's name was oh is the JCC. Yeah, I played for the Jewish Rock or whatever
Dan you think that story was sad. You should listen to the first 20 minutes
Yeah, that was fucking nothing oh
That's the best part about coming late is that when I listen to it?
There's like an hour of like new content that I didn't hear and then even the parts that I was there for
It feels like the first time because every episode is like the first episode because we don't ever remember what we say
I feel like today's one of the only days where I'm picking up on I'm like have I heard this before
And sometimes you know and it's just like fuck we're three quarters the ways through this story. We might as well let him finish
Let's knock out some topics Apple got sued because they have an
Monopoly on iPhones
They just make the best fucking phones so everybody buys them disagree with that
Fucking green bubbles
Green fucking ass got my galaxy
Well, I mean just by like three of us have iPhones and one of us has fucking
Samsung fucking galaxy x3
7 it's just fucking crowd behavior like oh, yeah, I'm gonna get this product
That's inferior in most ways, but it's the cool thing to do so I'm not sure at all. No, you're wrong
Androids forever. That's why I have an iPhone
That's why I've had iPhones for the last year
So I'm sick of them getting fucking viruses and pop-ups and shit. I have never I've had androids always
I have never gotten a virus or a pop-up ever. Oh, you're not going to same websites. Yeah, you know
But I haven't got a virus either I go on like fucking 4chan like I'm saying here's the dog and Apple you won't get a virus
Here's the difference you don't on fucking Android either. You need to fucking download something
That's harmful to your vice and it gives the same fucking warning your computer does
Apple doesn't even let you have the free-thinking thought to download anything that could arm your device though
Well, you can't download a file unless it's one that they let you like fuck that shit
It is that's not true at all
You can download your own APK and install custom apps on your phone if you want to iPhone
You need to fucking jailbreak it and Apple does not like jailbreaking
They fucking crack down on that shit every chance they can get I can fucking hack into the Chinese government from this shit
Okay, Casey. No, so I
The difference between Android and Apple the biggest difference is that
You guys are in sales
Operates on Linux, which is open source. Yes, right and Apple has
proprietary iOS
So it's within their company only they know the code for it. So you can't crack it because not everybody knows it
You know, that's why even even the government couldn't crack it. It took him like years, you know
There was that actually that case from where you know, you uh, you work in your zone
there where the government was trying to get into the
Get into access to the phones that the family Apple wouldn't even help them. They're like, sorry, dude, like that sucks
But is that the family? Yeah, since yeah
Yeah
They're like we can't can't help you and the government had to do it on their own
They had to get somebody to break into it
The thing with the thing with Android though is that your device is what you make of it
If you're more tech savvy
You can get away with a lot more than you can on an Android than you can with an iPhone iPhone
They limit you with what they can sure. They're a secure device. I'm not gonna argue with that this
Objectively sure is less secure. If you don't know what you're doing. You can install
So it's a competence issue. I'm not
I'm saying I'm not saying that you're all incompetent
But like for real what what are you doing to get by like I've never heard of anyone who has had a fucking Android
That's like oh, yeah, I got viruses like I've been in the game a long time
I
Don't click on links with better emails
I had androids like way back in the day, right?
my first phone wasn't I don't think wasn't Android but the next one was and
Dude, it would just be like you would download an app
Like I don't think they had to be like certified apps and you'd start getting all these fucking pop-ups
You know what I mean? And then they would have to do like fucking like you have to jump through so many
What's the same thing with Android? Oh, it's the Play Store. It's this it's the same way
They keep if you want to download some sketchy fucking app
You're gonna have to go to your web browser and download the installer for it
And then it will install the app and it'll work like a normal app on your phone
Like the one I use like I fucking hacked my YouTube app because I can't stand watching tick-tock
I get fucking brain rot from it
So I downloaded an app that fucking cracked into my YouTube and now I have YouTube premium
I don't get ads and I also disabled it so that I don't see shorts. I can just fucking scroll and all it is
Long form videos like you can't do that shit on an I on an iPhone
That's like one of them and it's minor shit
That's the reason why I'm an Android guy
like that doesn't appeal to most people Apple is going to grab most the market because it is the better device for most people but
If you just fucking like know what I miss I miss the fucking keyboard fucking
Yeah, fucking flip keyboards. I do I love those dude. I'm so opposed to change
I
Went from blackberries. I went from blackberry to Android. That was an abomination, dude
You want to talk about bad fucking phones?
A president of the United States has to have a blackberry
Cuz they're like because like the way that like the president like the CIA made like these yeah
There's some way they make them super super fucking secure. Is that still yeah, I think so from didn't and like it was a huge problem
That he didn't have a had a had like the CIA black because he had a fucking iPhone. Yeah, he had an iPhone
Yeah, which is that's that's crazy to me that he had a fucking iPhone
That does blow my mind. Yeah, because they wouldn't give him a device unless it was like ridiculously protected like I mean
They probably did something to it
but like the blackberry has been used because like for whatever reason a
Blackberry phone is like the most secure that like they have like this like program and shit like in it
That's like the most secure phone is a blackberry
It probably has to do with key logging
Because it has a mechanical keyboard. Yeah, so
there's probably a way to
to log the keys on the on the
On-screen keyboard. Yeah, right, but it's not the same using a blackberry
Yeah, you know well the thing that fuck I would imagine thing that there is
Can you change your keyboard on an iPhone like can you download apps that give you like different keyboards?
Look, dude, I know you're trying to know
Actually something that I'm gonna
I'm kind of anything and 25% more on an apple. I'm leading into taking a shot at Android here
I was just asking like fine fine fine is Apple just like you have the
Like it's not because look at my keyboard so I can go like this I can press this and German keyboard now
No, yes, but that's all but that's what I mean though. That's the only
Keyboard yes, like I use G. You can't online which is like Google's version of a keyboard, which is fucky
I mean, I don't really do anything sketchy on my phone
So I'm not worried about this but every keystroke I put into their Google has access to they they have that shit because I downloaded
That third-party application that lets you do that
There's a million different fucking keyboard apps, which I don't know why the fuck you'd use the Samsung ones
Just it's shitty the one that came with the phone's shitty
So I use this you don't have anything more like you go like this and like you can like spell out a word without like
Yeah, but like that's that's a fucking gimmick. It doesn't this doesn't work. Yeah, like you born
I thought if I really wanted to be a fucking nerd I would take my little stylus out here
And that's how I would write if I was gonna do it like I'm fucking working at PDA from 2003
But I don't fucking do that looks like you're 80. I
Will say this feature is pretty cool
You pop it out and it goes straight to a notepad that you can write shit down on and it saves it
I use that it was more sweet. I actually work more than I care to admit not gonna lie
Can you where do you keep the stylus? It's in the phone? Oh? Yeah, it's innovation, right?
That's pretty sweet actually Apple doesn't like that. I'm like you're getting drawn a picture
Now this Google does not have access to I'll draw you a picture right here
Well, yeah mushroom tip
That's pretty fucking sweet, dude. I would just doodle all the time. No, that is a fucking nice cock, isn't it?
Sixty nine my last iPhone went through the fucking ringer, dude
it got run over by a car multiple broken screens and
It was six years old and I finally I had to get rid of it because it was just getting slow
Because they updated the iOS so many times dude. I dude I had the same fuck at the I had an iPhone 4
Oh there it is. I had an iPhone 4 from me being 13 years old to me being 20 Wow
I had that phone for fucking seven years with a shattered screen
Yeah
and like
It got to the point where I literally couldn't use the phone anymore because it literally said I can't you can't update the iOS higher
Than whatever it was yeah, like I'm like well fuck I like I was like so averse to like change
I didn't want to change my phone
I didn't want to like get like the newer version because I like the iPhone 4 so much
I got the smaller version of every phone
Like they you know they like they had like the pro and like whatever I got I always got the smaller one
Because I was so used to how the 4 was and I still don't get the pro version to the phone because I just like
The smaller we are bitching about such first world issues right now
Yeah, no, it's just like I'm the same way
I just I didn't want to change from my iPhone 8 just because I like what I have yeah
You know I didn't want to give up the physical keyboard until I absolutely have exactly I didn't want to give up the touch ID
Dude the touch ID was so fucking cool. I miss that dude
I just I like some of the gimmicks like on my older phone shit. I had an HTC one and the power button on the top
Doubled as an infrared remote. It's like it was a universal remote that you could program
So when I was in fucking high school, I had so much fun with that
I used to do that too like that's a Panasonic alright
Like oh, we're watching a video while the substitute teachers in volume
Jacket the fuck teachers that's freaking out then ten seconds later
You could cause fucking chaos
So what we did this is the age difference we had them built into watches you get radio shack right there like 20 bucks
Yeah, so I would do they could never figure out who the fuck it was
So I told my buddy one time in the lunchroom a watch is even less conspicuous
Yeah, I'm like dude take this ice pack and pretend you're using it to change the channel
And I'm gonna do it with my watch so I was controlling the TV with my watch and he's sitting over the ice pack
They get a guy who would watch over the cafeteria
It comes over
Do we would do that like have like actual notes like we had like the actual ones and like this fucking like fuck
We but it like it didn't start where it stopped working like my last years at high school because we stopped using the TVs
We started using computers and like smart boards and like ah
Fuck we can't have fun anymore
Like there we would like fuck people so much with that shit. Yeah, we didn't have smart boards
Yeah, we just are getting smart boards my like senior year. My senior year is when we got our first smart board
So it was like it was like an LCD. It's like it's not only an LCD
Smartboards has like a projector that projects on it and then like it has like it's it's almost like a felt like screen
but like a smooth felt and like you like you draw on it and like the pressure that you put on the board is like
Like it like it sends it to the computer. So it like draws like a mark on there
So it's basically a digital whiteboard
Oh
But you could add like graphics and shit onto it like or you could play like a video or something on it
It just became like it's like a big iPad almost
That's kind of cool a huge iPad that like you could do it without like a glass screen
It was like felt almost but can you stand in the way of the projector?
It they put it like such an angle that like even if it like like when you stood like right next to it
Like only the top of your head would be like visible at the bottom
Yeah, I don't know how they did it
I just remember I
vaguely remember cuz like only like one of my classes had it my senior year cuz we like it was the big deal that year that
We got a smart board and we're like, yeah, we got fucking smart board
It was my math class my math teacher just do fucking equations and shit on it. I'm like, that's boring
I mean whiteboards are like what the fuck is wrong with them?
Like yeah, but like you just gotta erase them
The thing is that you could do the same thing with a smart board a whiteboard as a smart board if you just put a
Projector on it. I thought the the fucking
School I go to now the room that we do our lectures in that's an entire it had a smart board, right?
It has a smart board. We never use the thing though
The whole walls the walls are coated with shit that turns every wall in the room into like a dry erase board
Yeah, so you like the whole everything is so you can just walk over and just I mean like it cuts off at a certain
Point you can see where the paint changes
But that's literally all it is is just like a layer of paint
But it's fucking awesome because you can just write shit everywhere now because where I went to school
Don't use it as much as you think we would
It's cool
Where I went to college much cheaper than a fucking smart board
They had a they had a smart board and they use that for for most things. Yeah, it's like a fucking projector
I mean, I'm fucking remote. I zoom in every lecture day. I don't fuck I remember
I remember back when I was in elementary school
They still had the old projectors with like the fucking little lamp the lamp in the mirror and they had like the clear fucking like
Things on I thought that was so fucking cool when I was a kid
Where they like put the fucking clear like laminate paper on it and then like drawn. I'm like, that's so fucking cool
The school district I went to my school shut down the year after I left but um, cuz it's just like a
school
Elementary school cuz my ours was like the one country school and the rest is built around like this big suburban town
You're the one fucking
Elementary school in the middle of fucking nowhere
They built a new school and then put smart boards and all they're like while we were still going through school
Like it was planned out so long. So I just got like a much shittier education
Elementary school everything was state-of-the-art for every other elementary school and it was like, alright
Let's fucking hope we have a light bulb to put in this thing
Fucking firing up the old fucking thing. Alright, I want to do it sex add on one of those projects
I want to host jeopardy and then we'll
We'll continue like this like having a standard podcast after that, but I really want to I'm feeling the host vibe
I got I got to take a piss before we do this me too
All right, we'll be back
Oh
So welcome back
Wonderful wonderful time
We got a special occasion for you boys here because it's our 69th episode. We want to do something special
and that includes
You guys are fucking done
Dan one of us has to win this fucking thing. He's talking to take him out
You guys are fucking done
You're fucking done Dan one of us has to win this fucking thing. He's talking to take him out
All right fucking Tyler and yeah Tyler and Casey got this fucking elitist bullshit going on in jeopardy right now
And me and Dan are not gonna stand for it
All right, so
We got a couple good categories for you today
So we got
Anyways that was supposed to be the sound of the board
That was the sound
Alright, so we got the categories of famous ghosts
famous
Goose cartoons
Sports alrighty blockbuster movies. Uh-huh. Yeah emo emo
emo lyrics
emo in general, but it's not it normally has to do with a
Where band is from and a lyric from other songs
All right, so you kind of have to speak more into that myself
I okay is it more like yeah, so that's it. So I won last time
but I'm gonna go by the
The lowest common denominator here. So Ali Mac is gonna be our first choice for today. Yeah, that's right bitches returning champion Ali Mac
Start with
Let's kick it off with a blockbuster blockbuster movies you want to go for a hundred. Yeah
Okay
Blockbuster movies for a hundred in the 1980s New York has a massive ghost and marshmallow problem
What is good for sirs?
That is correct. I knew the answer. Why do I not press the fucking button?
Dan get your head in the game Casey win
All right, don't forget $50,000 in margin. Yeah, let me get in there
All right, Casey you you got the last
blockbuster movies for two. Yeah, I
Could just fucking for two. Yeah
Oh
Okay, this movie is one of the highest most highest grossing movies of all time
It was about a ship and the relationship or this Titanic
Blockbuster movies Alex blockbuster movies
I can't even see the front of the screen
The fuck man, you can see the reflection of his glasses. Yep, this is bad shit. So blockbusters for three
There we go
This 2000s movies was based on a cartoon
Wait, you said movies plural. No, that's 2000. I meant to say 2000s as this. Okay. We'll get it right here
This 2000s movie was based on off of the cartoon of the same name by made by Bill Cosby
What is fat Albert what is fat Albert and that is a another point
Wasn't the name of the cartoon though, yeah, are you sure? Yeah
I'm in the winner seat today. I'll take blockbuster movies blockbuster movies
Get off the phone
Hold on just a minute we got
The Cosby kids
I said fat Albert
I said part of the fucking title. How much do I get?
Wager 400
Hope he gets this wrong. So fucking bad. I'm gonna take him out
This movie was released under the pretense that it was actual found footage. Oh, what is paranormal activity?
It's fucking daily double so you are I would have been right you are right which project
Also true about paranormal activity paranormal activity was not marketed as a real no it wasn't where Blair which was it was it was just
A found footage movie, but it was like I knew that which Blair which had like the website. Yeah, thank you saying yeah
So I knew that black but that's okay. I'll get a fan
I know it's not a thousand good. There's 500. Yeah
You want to five hours lost all his fucking money. That was pretty cool. Why'd you press the button? I?
Was excited I gotta wait for a second till that clock dies down. All right, it's 2012
New York is under attack the team of superheroes better get assembled. Oh god. I don't anything about superhero movies
What is the Avengers that is correct for 500
God damn it. No, I'm happy. It was you. Hey, can we get the scoreboard quick?
Casey has 200 after his loss on the daily double and Ali Mac has 500. Oh shit. What do I have?
Famous ghosts cartoon sports or emo?
Do famous ghosts famous ghosts. I'm hoping I get less high by the later rounds
This former president is said to haunt the White House
I'm not going naked. There's no more information than that
That's it's literally one of the most famous ghosts in history. This former president is said to haunt the White House
It's been said by several presidents that they've seen this ghost at the White House
Are we gonna timeout?
What is George Washington? That is a negative for you. Yes. I'm in second place
Okay, fine
Alright anybody else? No
It'll be Abraham Lincoln I was I mean I wasn't gonna buzz in but that would have been my
Fucked over him shit myself. I'm sorry, too. God damn it
Yeah, let's burn this category keep it going
Yeah a
Nationwide phenomenon where a female ghost is found on the side of the road looking for a ride is also known as of what?
That's something only you would know title no, I think I think I do know that but I'm not confident enough to buzz in
It's not a succubus, right? It'll be known as a lady in white. Oh wow. Thank God. I didn't buzz in
I'm fine at zero
You might come in second just by way of not what do you want famous ghost cartoon sports or emo let's keep burning the ghosts
At a certain green colored ambulance company which ambulance is known to be haunted by staff
What is ambulance number nine?
That is by staff
Correct by Ali Mac
That is a retarded push
He was in real-world brain he wasn't expecting off
Famous ghost yeah, I keep burning the ghosts
This site of a July night 1863 American battle is known for its abundant of
Let's get these were god
You were a fucking cunt hair off buzzing in first
Ghosts wait was that was that 500 or 400?
You got one more left in ghosts go
We got a bounce back then get in here on this one talked about several times in the world famous untitled podcast
This location in Lake George, New York
In the game, but I got how many points that 500 and 500
Oh fuck yeah, you have 500 he has 500 and Ali back is in the lead with 800
Oh fuck so Dan you got cartoonist jokes or email email
email for one
This band was formed in response is of 9-eleven
What is my chemical romance that is correct?
I should
Keep it going emo
This pan wants to take you to Ocean Avenue. What is yellow card? That is yellow car. I'm glad it was three
Wishing it talk shit now. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got emo sports or cartoons
Definitely not sports
Um
Let's go emo fuck it
For 300 this band is from the state of Ohio, which is also known
Let's Hawthorne Heights that is correct for lovers. That was a good. I'll give you a fist bump on that one
That was a good early hit
I got some getting stressed out. This is a pretty decent game
Yeah, I totally get the fucking no words email you come out of you. Okay. Yeah, it's either gonna be here a dud
this
Florida emo band do they mean a lot to you?
What is a day to remember? Yes, it is
fuck emo
Finishing out emo this Texas based emo ban misses having sex, but at least they don't want to die
Oh
No, what is water? Oh, yeah, that's that's a you question for sure
Yeah, only only you would get that. All right. What's the category? You got sports or cartoons?
Sports
Sports for 100 this football team has been to four Super Bowls, but is not one a single time
What is Buffalo Bill? Shit? He actually got that one. That is correct
Oh, yeah
All right, Casey. I'll give you respect on that one sports or cartoons to for 200
This biker who was diagnosed with cancers. What is Lance Armstrong? That is correct
I was picturing a motorcycle. I got to get my head in the game sports. I wasn't I thought he chose cartoons
Cancer what the fuck are we talking about?
sports for 300
This hockey player is also known as the great one. What is who is Wayne Gretzky? That is correct?
All right, Ali Mac you got a fucking hockey question fuck hockey
Cartoons for one this cartoon was about a main cast of babies going on adventures
What is regret? God damn it. I almost said Looney Tunes
Sports sports for two or for four in the year 1980 the United States Olympic hockey team
What is miracle nice that is incorrect
Yeah, baby! He just knew what you're talking about
In the year 1980 the Olympic hockey team the United States Olympic hockey team beat the Soviet Union with with score
What is four to three? You got your points back. Oh, yeah. I was pretty sure you're going down the score route
I waited too long. I
Didn't want to pull a fucking Casey
It's like 1980
What is Lake Blasset?
sports for 500
Eli Manning was originally drafted to which NFL team who are the San Diego Chargers? That is correct. Mr. McDonald
Trade it for I mean Philip Rivers, I figured that would get
Nobody besides you would knew that one. So what you got cartoons for two three four five
Let's shake it up five
cartoons for five
This adult swim talk show was hosted by a formerly canceled cartoon character
No, it's not worth it Alex don't do it
Oh, I don't know. I was gonna never mind
What is space ghost coast to coast?
Wow, is that elf? No
Who's the cartoon character?
Said it. Oh, I don't know what space ghost wasn't
Oh, I was picture in the Martian. He looks like an alien. Yeah. Okay. All right. You got cartoons for two three or four. All right
Let's go back on track and do two
Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob squarepants
Then you got three or four free cartoons
Mmm, buddy, wait three or four hundred. Yeah, sorry
All three characters all three main characters in this cartoon had the same name
That is correct
Zoning out I'm thinking about the score one more fucking dance still doing questions. You got
cartoons for four, but I wanted to shit
Oh
Shit
How much you want to bet Dan you got twelve? Well, you got to give the scores before that's what I'm doing
So you can get the cup Dan you got twelve hundred
Casey you got sixteen and Ali Mac is winning with seventeen current. Oh shit. That's cool. What do you want to bet?
I'll do what? Ah, let me think
I'll do 500 500. Yeah
So no one else can answer this one
This cartoon which started on Nickelodeon in the 1990s then would switch to MTV for adult audience
Under the the with the undertitled adult party cartoon
The undertitled yes, it was the original name of this of this show with the undertitled adult party cartoon
I
That's a tough one. I don't know that was it Ren and Stimpy
It was
What is Ren and Stimpy?
Wow 500 yeah, did Dan just get propelled into the lead? Let's see
It'll be
Uh tied for the lead with Ali Mac
Casey's got 1600 Ali Mac and Dan have 1700
Mm-hmm final jeopardy will be under
What's that what's the category
Yes, I
Don't like ghost Avengers. I don't like that category at all then you know
Yeah, this is this is but we're handing it to Casey here. I don't know anything about ghost adventures. I
Fucking come to the finish line to get stomped on by the category. Can't even make it to the fucking question
Jesus fucking Christ
1980s dishwashers will be your category Ali Mac. What do you bet? You're cool on ice?
Oh, thank you for this one Tyler yes fucking gonna be a bread basket for him
Thank you for this one Tyler yes fucking gonna be a bread basket for him hold on I'm thinking
Oh
Okay, so the
answer for final jeopardy is
These are the names of the three original cast members on ghost adventures
The three original investigators I should say Oh Tyler I mean Casey just won so there's that
Oh
What a lose on a technicality so everybody's answers are in
Dan I pray to God you got this cuz I'm out. I'm out
I don't watch ghost adventures. So we got damn with the answer of Ed and Eddie
He bet $1 Oh fuck you
Ali Mac you bet or your answer was Zach Bagans and the other two chuckleheads
That is incorrect and you bet a dollar as well
Why the fuck would I bet on this category and
Casey O'Neil
with a bet of oh I guess
Did you think of the final jeopardy category on the fly because it kind of looked like you did
No, I had it in my thing
What is Nick Aaron and Zack that is correct and you bet it all
Damn it
The final score hit me with that jeopardy theme
Final score is
2400 how can you choose that is the final
I never fucking paid attention to that shit
I never fucking paid attention to that shit. I put that on the sleep. Oh my fucking god. Thank you for that
Great
Rolled out the fucking red carpet and said here buddy. I know you're in last place right now, but here's the fucking wind
I was a great jeopardy
Your category is Casey's middle name
name
two for two
Exactly that's a point. Thank you next
What my real name
Lion
I'm so infuriated by how this game is done. Yeah, I
Mean no we tied for first in my book man. We were we were winning at the end
Yeah, pause it
That was some boy
Tyler we know you got one more question
I got one more question
We're gonna see who buys a share of what stock is a damn
CVCO
The loser is buying three hundred forty eight dollars for one share of CVC
Fuck it. I'll give you guys. Here's what you have to do the loser the loser of this question has to buy one share
Of whatever comes up on this random share generator
On this random stock generator, I don't I don't agree to this
Come on
Oh, you already got three three thousand dollars in the bank Casey you won on the stupidest question that has ever been asked on this fucking show
You're not gonna come in here and tell me how to fucking take my second place
Well, you don't know if your second place yet. Could you have an answer now?
No, my head can't this game's over. We already
Already played the answer track. Alright hit him with it Tyler
Pulling it out of his ass like the fucking ghost adventures question
Okay
The Tyler you didn't do a bad job. I feel bad the answer for the question is
baseball
Yeah, no, no we can't do this I
I'm not gonna take second place on the same stupid shit the case. I'm against it, too
No, I'm good, okay fucking fine. Let's do a fucking question that only Tyler fucking knows
Fuck you guys waterparks
Oh
No
Can they do it?
Yes, George Washington, that's correct Teddy Roosevelt, uh-huh
Well, you see now the alimak knows who's the last person I Mack I'll give it to you if you get it
Thomas Jefferson, that's correct
It's not real the game already ended
I did I was the answer so but can after having just heard it. Yeah
I
We just heard it!
This is like the uh, the South Park Human Sun-Type Pad episode.
Why doesn't it read?
Why can't it learn to read?
How many times do we have to ask you this question?
Thomas Jefferson.
Okay.
Abe Lincoln.
Yep.
Oh my god.
George Washington Teddy Roosevelt.
Yes!
Alright Tyler, now we need another question for you.
Fuck!
That was amazing.
You got it.
Okay.
I wasn't paying attention at all.
Fine, let's see if you guys were fucking listening earlier to anything that I said.
Final question.
That doesn't count because I got it and then he just had to recite what I said.
Final fucking question!
That was the final question.
Final Jeopardy.
Which famous comedian was born on my birthday April 29th?
I said it earlier in the podcast.
Dylan Hurt.
It's the only thing I remember.
I don't know.
He must not be that famous.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Never heard of her.
Tyler, I gotta know who the loser is.
Fuck off!
It's fucking okay.
What year was the OJ Simpson trial?
There we go.
It is 1994.
Well now no.
No, Alimak.
Well Dan got it first.
Dan, you win!
No, no, no!
Ah!
It doesn't count.
It was a tie.
It was a tie!
Alright, it looks like Alimak's investing in CBCO stock today.
Alimak isn't investing a fucking cent in anything.
You have to buy one share.
Thank you for listening Jeopardy.
We'll be back on Untitled.
I think I did a decent job with the questions besides the last ones.
Yeah, just the one that mattered.
Back on Untitled podcast.
Is that good Tyler?
Tyler?
Welcome to Untitled podcast.
We're here.
Alimak's still pissed.
I'm not pissed.
I'm fucking tired.
I won at Jeopardy baby.
Casey, you got fucking handed the dub.
On silver platter.
So uh, I'm just gonna come out and say I'm happy that OJ's dead.
Damn!
That guy was human garbage.
Yeah, he was pretty garbage.
He's a murderer piece of shit.
And got away with it.
If he actually did that, then you know, death's coming for everybody dude.
If?
I mean dude, I don't know.
Did he do it?
Actually, can you say, is it slander if somebody's dead?
Can you slander somebody if they're dead?
Probably against their state or something.
I don't really, yeah, maybe.
It's not like he's gonna sue you.
Somebody might.
Fucking OJ was a huge piece of shit anyways.
Anyway, I got a question for you.
Ready? This is a landmark question.
Can the Pope masturbate?
Of course.
Can he physically? Yes.
No, is he allowed to?
Technically, no.
Dude, can he?
No, he's supposed to abstain from all sexuality.
Dude, come on.
You don't think he's sitting on the fucking toilet on his phone.
And he's getting messages from his fucking secretary.
And he's just like, I gotta rub one out just to stay good.
Like just so he doesn't sin?
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying everybody masturbates.
Of course the Pope masturbates.
You can have a lot of problems if you don't.
Bro, he might just need that post.
That Pope Nut clarity.
Pope Nut clarity.
That's how he's...
Ironically, a whole bunch of nuns are actually lesbians.
And a whole bunch of brothers were gay.
They fucking all hang out with one another and that's just it.
No, no, no.
Are they allowed to 69?
Before then, they weren't allowed.
When lesbianism was not accepted in society,
if you had lesbian tendencies, quote unquote, they would send you to a convent.
Which would be the worst place if you were a lesbian.
They were just fucking lezzin' out.
I mean, how do they figure that out?
Remember when gay conversion therapy was a thing?
Christians thought they could convert gay people.
Pray the gay away.
That was horrible.
What's his name?
Former vice president with...
What was his name?
The vice president with Trump.
Pence.
He was an advocate for electro-therapy.
That was an actual thing that he was an advocate for.
Which I'm like, oh my god.
Jesus.
These people are so out of touch.
So who's Trump's running mate this time, you think?
Did he even announce it yet?
He's not announcing who his running mate is.
He's fucking... The election's coming up soon.
Just go solo.
I'm the only president.
Fucking Samson.
But if he goes solo, the next person would be fucking...
What's her name?
Fucking Nancy Pelosi, wouldn't it?
I think so.
I think it would be.
You can't go solo.
You have to pick a vice president.
That would be an awful dark timeline.
You have to pick a vice president.
I'm tired.
Fucking Ramoswami.
You think Ramoswami's going to be his vice president?
I've decided I'm not going to vote.
I decided...
Vote for RFK, bro.
We're in fucking...
Marty McFly's fucking shoe go.
There's been one here for fucking a month.
So Ali Beck,
you had something you wanted to argue with
with Dan.
This is going to be a legendary fucking debate.
Yeah.
I know I'm probably going to get support from you
and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get some fucking pushback from Tyler here.
I am an impartial party on this because I dislike both.
So you can play devil's advocate for once.
You were making the argument
that marijuana was worse for you than alcohol.
Yeah. Okay.
Do you have a vape? I can tell I'm going to get irritated here.
When you say worse,
it's like, is...
is...
I don't know.
If you're on a diet,
is apple pie worse than a milkshake?
Yes. No.
I say milkshake is worse.
It depends on what you're talking about.
Are we talking about carbs here?
Are we talking about the processed chemicals in the food?
Are we talking about one's made of dairy and one's not?
Are we talking about gluten allergies?
We're talking about one is bad
for certain things.
So as far as...
Obviously there's situations.
Not situations, but when we're looking at the aging of the brain.
So people with ADHD...
Yeah, that's me.
That's me.
On average, their brain is aged
by like three years more than most people
on imaging.
People who drink alcohol,
it's aged two years.
People who smoke marijuana,
it's aged four years.
When we're talking about brain aging,
if we're talking about
acute effects,
all right? So that's like chronic, right?
Chronic use.
If we're talking about acute,
there is no doubt
on this planet that alcohol is worse acutely.
Okay.
That's what I thought you were arguing,
and that's why I was like, what the fuck?
How can you have that take?
If we want to talk chronic overconsumption
of alcohol,
like you're always drunk,
right? Because this study
didn't specify, right? This is one study.
All right? We're just talking about
how the brain,
what its age looks like on
SPECT imaging scans.
I'm going to go pee because I don't care.
Under that one thing. So it's not...
It's not that much of a debate.
Thank you for announcing.
It's not that much of a debate, but
I've got some other gripes against
marijuana that you don't necessarily
get as bad
with alcohol.
So what if we're talking
every once in a while usage? Do you see
a problem with either? Because there's
actually, there's really only benefits
actually for both of them. There's benefits
to drinking alcohol occasionally.
It's actually,
that's actually not true. It used
to be. Wine is. Wine is.
Used to be. Now,
the American Cancer Society
came out and said no alcohol.
None. Because it increases your risks of
seven different, your risk of seven different
types of cancer.
There's carcinogenic, but when it comes to heart
health, it's good for your heart health to have
an occasional drink. I don't think it's necessarily true
anymore. I think the studies
are showing. Ask Chad GPT.
You gotta wait till I'm fucking... Ask Chad GPT.
I should have came with my fucking links for this.
I had time to prepare. I'm not going to be
able to recall them right here.
I disagree.
All I'm saying is that your information is about
four years behind mine.
Everything's bad for you. I'll come back
with links next time.
All right. We're going to ask Chad GPT.
I don't know. The other thing is I don't
believe you can be chemically dependent
on marijuana either. You
absolutely can be with alcohol
and you can in instances. I definitely
think you can be dependent on it. If you can be...
Psychologically, absolutely. I would disagree.
I think you can be physically...
Okay. So here's the thing.
There's no doubt that marijuana alters
homeostasis.
Your baseline neurotransmitters,
like where they are,
whether it's good or bad, wherever they are, just that baseline.
There's no doubt that
marijuana alters that.
It's changing
something.
It's changing something in
your body that... It's not permanent though.
No. Not
permanent. Coffee doesn't change your
neurotransmitters permanently. It's
transient. Okay? But you still
get addicted to coffee. You get
addicted to it because your body's always looking
for a relatively stable environment within
despite ever changing... An ever changing
environment. Well, I mean, I guess you can look at it
that way, but there still is a difference
that you need to make with chemical dependence
and psychological. So yes,
when you're talking about neurotransmitters... No, I'm making the case.
I'm making the case right now
for chemical dependency. I'm
talking about marijuana. I got something to say about this.
This is what's going to... All right. So the body's trying to get back to
homeostasis, right? So if
you're chronically elevating...
Say it elevates dopamine,
serotonin,
what else? Does it GABA?
See? See? It's throwing that off,
right? Which one? Alcohol?
Marijuana. Oh. Right?
Marijuana affects more
dopamine, serotonin,
maybe
the one that causes anxiety
is no that one causes the opposite of gabba mean stress like cortisol epinephrine
or epinephrine look at this up the temperance movement where you abstain
from materials like that no but I mean are you giving yourself like a fundle
massage over there what's going on I had some cheese earlier so say you're
bloated yeah I got like I got like cheese blow oh yeah that's the worst
glutamate oh glutamate that's right which actually coffee effects to coffee
effects glutamate dopamine and serotonin so if your your body is looking for
homeostasis right so this happens with neurotransmitters too it's not just
like your heart rate and your blood pressure where it's looking for
homeostasis right so like have you ever gotten like a new car yes and then you
know you're like oh this is a fucking best thing in the world right and then
after like six months you're like you see another like newer car and you're
like man I could trade this in right it's like why you can't buy happy it
just becomes a car right well the reason the reason that happens is because if it
didn't happen and you were just satisfied with what you had you would
never go and chase anything or feed yourself or do anything you just be
content right yeah it's your system right so it's it's your thought about
that yeah so it has to change it has to wear off right so if you're chronically
changing your neurotransmitters but everything changes your body's always
trying to bring it back to normal the sun was trying to bring back to our
train but you're always fucking it up oh I'm so pissed trying to bring back to
get off nicotine yeah of course because your body is like adjusted to you
altering the state the state of your neurotransmitters right so now it's
adjusted its new baseline is where you have changed them where you've brought
them right so you come off of it and now it's like way up here and it's expecting
that artificial boost in these chemicals and it never comes right that that's
whether or not it's a severe addiction there has to be some because marijuana
is powerful dude for the for the effects that it has you can't tell me that
there's no chemical dependency now it's not like it's not like alcohol where
you're gonna I guess I guess if you're looking at it from like a neuro no no
alcohol is one of the worst in terms of chemical yeah yeah like it'll kill you
I'm not sure how that happens how you become so dependent on it I think it's
because it's such a powerful stimulus well because when the way the body has
to adjust because it's it's gabba depletion and we don't have any gabba
your body can't perform necessary functions and you get like seizures
come on that's really yeah that's where the fucking tremens come from yeah just
why you gotta wean yourself off it otherwise they'll just fucking die if
like you try to quit cold turkey right which is you fucking quit weed cold
turkey you're gonna be grumpy for a couple days like if you're if you're
dependent on I guess I see what you're saying so yes there is there is a
physical I mean there is like a physiological dependence in it in that
instance when you're talking about neurotransmitters because yeah I mean
because that that's what controls the way you think so that's that's also why that
I guess that's why it's semantics at that point because it is there are they
are both chemical dependencies but if you're speaking strictly in terms of
neurotransmitters that is that is psychoactive that's your that's a
psychological dependency on that you like your brain likes the way it feels
so you're going to think that way that I need more but right and it's so okay so
say without it though you have debilitating anxiety yeah okay I guess I
guess the argument I'm making is that like an alcoholic might really not like
drinking but they fucking have to otherwise they'll feel like shit I
really don't smoking weed because you want to right well I mean dude you know
I don't think of there's many people that are smoking because like I think
no I really don't want to but I've got a lot of smoke right now I'm gonna be
pissed off what about the people that do the the whole thing of the I can't eat
unless I'm high I can't sleep unless I'm high because I know a lot of people who
have been like that they're like I can't eat a lot of people use it as a coping
mechanism for anxiety I thought like if you can't eat unless you do something
that's a problem right and then it's probably more process like half process
addiction and there is some chemical I feel attacks there definitely is
chemical changes though dude for sure you're a fucking pothead look I follow
I follow this one doctor he's a celebrity doctor that does brain scans
the people and he shows like what a healthy brain looks like and what a
not healthy brain looks like and he literally says he's like look I want
people to like me so I don't want to say things that make people not like me but
I would never advocate after doing 50,000 or 250,000 brain scans I could
never advocate for marijuana use that's so here's the thing here's the thing
now every intervention right comes with some side effect so if Adderall does the
same thing that's what I'm saying I got her so I don't know your aging process
I probably takes five years off five ten years or whatever it's a stimulant your
body just works harder it's just it puts more wear and tear on your body it's
not doing anything to you too isn't it yes yeah so that's why people who like
smoke a shit ton of cigarettes look like they're fucking 80 when they're like 60
yeah well that's stress too yeah it's also other stuff because you're also
pumping your body full of a million different chemicals that do a million
different things within you I'm interested I'm interested to see how our
generation because we mostly did like vaping and like fucking the nicotine
pouches rather than like chew and cigarettes how that affects us more
because right now this doesn't say this causes cancer or anything it just says
it causes like fucking like two things or whatever in pouches yeah that definitely
causes cancer but it's never been proven yet so they don't have to put it on the
warning label yeah there's no tobacco or anything in them the only yes it's
those only rehab the only real shit in there is just nicotine salt it's all in
a team I don't necessarily there's a lot of studies that show that they are not
carcinogenic but there's still they're not good for your health it's a very
you want to yeah and it's very very addicting so like I can't even of itself
though is not technically like I mean it depends on what you consider harmful but
in and of itself nicotine isn't harmful it raises your blood pressure it's
addictive the thing is I got off cigarettes mostly I got off please
smoke fucking do before we came down here are you talking about the only place
I smoke cigarettes now like literally literally let's will it but like I used
to chew like a lot you remember when I was at fucking our old company I used to
fucking have like a lip in of fucking actual chew constantly and this helped
me get off like chew but I have to put these in way more than I put you in yeah
because like I would put you in for like 15 minutes and I'd be good for like an
hour this as soon as I pop one out I pop it like fucking you can look at this
fucking thing I got like 10 in here cuz I am specifically like if I'm doing
something like this or I'm playing video games or something it's so much fucking
easier just to throw a fucking pouch of this in and then being like whatever
cuz you don't need to spit with this right with my chew or snuffs even with
snuffs with the bags you still have to spit with it and I think that was like
the biggest thing for me was the spitting that kind of like drew me like
off it like being like I don't want to keep fucking spitting this shit out type
thing but when you don't have to constantly spit you're just like I'll
throw it in I'll keep it in there I fucking fell asleep with these things in
and it's fucking brutal when you wake up cuz my entire fucking mouth has like a
fucking light yeah the gum damage comes from repeated use of it in the same spot
yeah it's literally just burning the tissue yeah it's it's but like that if
as long as you stay on top of it though that those gums will grow back you're
only gonna have those receding gums if you just keep fucking pummeling the same
spot in your mouth like which I your and if you always have one of those things
in yeah you that's gonna cause fucking like I've gotten I've gotten three
cavities in my front teeth because of this yeah cuz it's gonna fucking eat
through everything yeah even like I brush my teeth really religiously but
because I put it in the same spot constantly specifically right here I had
to change my spot because I have a cavity right here because I fucking use
it too much here but like I get my cavities filled and then like fucking
six months later I get another cavity on a part of my mouth which and I know it's
because of this never had a cavity before it's fucking know how you my dad
both have teeth that are just always yellow but we don't get cavities but I
can't get my teeth to stay white no matter what I do I brush like three
times a day yeah but like that's like the thing like I'm like I'm using this
and I'm like I know but like would I rather put a thing of chew in my lip
which doesn't destroy my fucking teeth as much as this because I've used chew
and I use this tobacco definitely fucks your teeth it does but it doesn't but
like I found because I chewed for fucking god fucking ten years almost and
then I did this for three in the ten years I got three cavities in the four
since I've been using this I've gotten six damn so yeah definitely accelerates
it's like it's like my teeth are like I keep getting like fillings and like I
get them filled so I don't lose my teeth type thing because I know if I keep
using it and keep putting in this fucking same spot my tooth is gonna
fucking get down to the point where I need a fake one yeah I gotta go to the
dentist because I haven't been to the dentist in like ten years I'm not
dude I haven't been to the dentist since before COVID I just I fell out there and
it's like my dental health has been fine honestly I have no problems
whatsoever I have craze lines which are like very tiny tiny tiny hairline
fractures that don't heal but that's because I chew sunflower seeds and
that's just like a problem I had the same issue but okay because I clench my
teeth when I sleep and I've been told it's due to stress or whatever but like
my dad does the same thing and like they're like why don't you try like the
dental mouthpiece thing for like when you sleep I bit through it when I slept
three times I bit through three fucking mouthpieces in my sleep and like like
people are just like oh like that's not like a normal I'm like I know it's not a
normal thing I bit through fucking three mouthpieces and my dad same thing my
dad is just turned 45 this week actually happy birthday dad by the way I know
you don't listen to this but if you do happy birthday dad yeah but like he's
like I'm disappointed but like he did he has the same thing where like he
clenches his teeth when he sleeps to the point where he has to get he had to get
like five of his teeth removed in the back because he shattered them in his
sleep because he clenches teeth so hard so I just gotta say before I forget my
fucking girlfriend brought this bought this thing called a water pick and
it's like a nuts yeah and it's just like she bought for like ten bucks off at
Amazon you fill this little tank with water and he was it they say you should
still floss with it but this thing is fucking powerful I was like yeah yeah
whatever I fucking try so it was like it's like a little fucking machine that's
like if I was like little fucking water bullets with little air gaps in it and
it puts it out so fucking forcefully it hurts it hurts but like dude my mouth
felt so clean I floss every day my gums were bleeding because it was getting
shit out that I just miss when I floss like this thing's like could feel the
gaps in between my teeth were just larger
it was like life change I was shitting on her for buying the thing I was just
like picking on her I wasn't being like actually me but I was like you know
whatever the water pick like fucking typical tick-tock purchase like whatever
fucking try like oh my fucking god this is life-changing like I'm gonna fucking
use this thing every day so she's like this one's entry-level they get a lot
more powerful I'm gonna buy one where it's like a bigger water tank so we
don't have to change is like realistically like you put the water in
it uses so much fucking water the tank empties in like 30 seconds which you're
not gonna keep that thing in your mouth any longer it does but it's like the one
she's gonna buy now that we both like it yeah it's like a bigger fucking tank on
it like sits plugged in and as a removable fucking thing just because how
big the base station is only three times as powerful I feel like the thing's
gonna be like a fucking pressure washer on my teeth so my fiance has a fucking
like her parents got her this toothbrush for Christmas I think one year and she
like had it for like the last three years it's the most fucking insane thing
I've ever seen it has like a water pick inside the toothbrush what and the
toothbrush like vibrates as it's fucking do it I'm like this thing's like fucking
like it's it's like it's it's one of the most staggering thing like you put it
like is it like plugged into something yeah it's plugged into the fucking wall
fucking industrial toothbrush you're not putting that in a travel kit no no we
like like I use I shit you not I use a charcoal toothbrush that I got from
fucking CVS it's completely black as you know it's made out charcoal but like it
vibrates like slightly that's enough for me this bitch has fucking like it looks
like a gun I just use cheap fucking toothbrushes I don't fucking do yeah
like that one the charcoal one I got was like I had that one it was a purple one
with black bristles like that very nice I like that's that's like it's has
softer bristles too because like the charcoal bristles are nice I just like
the way it feels welcome to the dental hour here on the entitles you guys ever
use like I use active charcoal like to wipe my teeth a lot I've had charcoal
toothpaste I like the charcoal one so fucking bad but like I fucking
apparently I researched it and I talked to my dentist like don't use charcoal
toothpaste I'm like why he goes it rips off your enamel microscopically every
time you use it and they go and I go I have like such sensitive fucking teeth
now he's like it's because you use charcoal toothpaste like I literally
ripped off the enamel on my teeth with the charcoal damn I just I use one
that's like fluoride free mmm you know it's made by the same companies that
make the charcoal ones you know but it doesn't doesn't have charcoal like Tom's
yeah what's what's the other one I use the I use the one that was literally
like like like activated charcoal from like Virginia like it was like just like
pure charcoal that I would use and I mix it with my toothpaste and I think that
was over your brushing his teeth with fucking coal fucking coal like an
action to break a call in this fucking yeah that's a whiten them up fucking
wonder why he is teeth clenching problem he's bashing his teeth in with rocks
fucking brush teeth cluck cluck cluck what the fuck it's like a pumice stone but made out of charcoal and just rubbing it with fucking enamel is disintegrating
fucking out shit fucking weird we gotta stop talking about fucking teeth something
better than this better than this guy's fucking out episode 6 nice spectacular
dental thirty straight minutes of dental talk we've so far off the weed fucking
out go up and we get to go all so far on the fucking left field shit it's just
outside of the park just like a fucking homeless guy found the ball using it as
a fucking dildo or some shit
shoving the ball up his ass the weed and alcohol thing yes I I did want to say
like I do it like if weed like helps us something right like it's so worth it
like if it helps like anxiety if it worked for me but somebody said okay
it's gonna work for you a hundred percent of the time right it's gonna make you
like 100% useful but it's gonna take seven years off your life yeah that's
that's the thing I'd be like absolutely 100% really you would say yes I'd almost
take a decade honestly it's honestly I mean I will say it's just it the thing
with Adderall is that it's coming from someone who it does benefit or at least
I get the intended effects from it it is not a medication I could see myself
using long-term right because it's just it gives you just this massive potential
for abusing other things because it's just like I don't really find myself to
be too addictive of a personality when I'm on Adderall completely different
situation right but it's weird though it's like when I'm on when I take it and
I fucking have way reeled back in on this because I realized it was becoming
an issue but like on Adderall like I didn't even like drinking but like I
fucking wanted to like the medication was telling me to on a day where I
didn't take my medications I don't have any interest if I'm going out to a bar
with some buddies yeah I'll have a couple drinks but you're on Adderall it's
like oh I had two beers and I didn't fucking feel them more Casey have you
so word the last 15 minutes and nicotine nicotine on Adderall especially I was so
fucking cripplingly addicted to it I couldn't go 30 seconds without it right
like it's just fucking everywhere I went in the words like well that's that's
because you know Adderall's a dopamine agonist yeah and it just you keep fucking
chasing that high right and it's just it's it's nuts like you need to be able
to manage it so it's Pfizer got sued for that because did they yeah they didn't
disclose that um it was a Parkinson's medication it was I might have been like
like levodopa or no wait hold on a sec it wasn't it wasn't that one it wasn't
it wasn't that one it was how do you guys remember the fucking chemical names
of all this shit no fuck I can't think of the name of it damn it whatever I'll
think of it but anyway it's dopamine agonist and people that were taking it
were getting addicted to gambling they were getting addicted to all kinds of
vices like using other substances yeah one guy the guy who like brought the
lawsuit got addicted he's not gay but got addicted to gay sex
is that like a risky behavior right because it just like it pushed it
pushed his like dopamine so far over the top that he was just like I like penis
now yeah you're just chasing any high you can they want the law working on the
ambulance company my last job it was just like I fucking got addicted to
seeing the big paychecks coming it was like I can fucking work a hundred hours
this week like that's fucking oh god let's fucking stack some more on while
I'm at it and then I'd have I'd work that work week completely fine until I'd
have one day off and I would not take it because I never fucking take it on my
days off you don't fucking need it but like I know it just be like why the fuck
did I do this to myself I'd fucking call out the next day because it's just like
you can't I wasn't living a sustainable lifestyle but on adderall it was
because you're just putting so much wear and tear on your body and your brain is
like I definitely buy that it ages your brain quicker because you fucking you
are on the ball with everything you just like it's night and day difference when
it hits yeah and I was on definitely way too high of a dosage thanks doc for
fucking over doubling my dosage when I asked for a slight increase the first
time see but the thing with me is like when I take it yeah I have a good like I
can use it occasionally and it works really well right but if I'm on it for
more than like three four days it doesn't work at all like and it doesn't
matter how much more I take it just doesn't work yeah it sucks like I I wish
that it did like I so I you definitely like it I see what you mean do is
writing some because like in the beginning of this semester for example I
was completely on the ball and I wasn't taking it on the over break like
because why the fuck would I but like now that I'm like a handful of weeks in
I think now I'm building the tolerance up to it and I'm like I really don't
want to increase it because I'm so scared of going back to the way I felt
before which I was fucking like I wasn't it like I stopped taking Adderall with
no problem like as soon as I switched jobs and I was out of that environment I
stopped taking it I never felt any need to go back to it it really was like
nothing but like I'm just scared of the fucking person I was then because it was
just like right you do just do weird like it did you're a different person on
it right fucking just like it's not meant for taking every day I don't just
I don't see how it is like I only take it on the days I go to school other
days like if I'm trying to learn new information and retain it that's fine
but if I'm trying to put the knowledge I already know to use I can do that just
fine without the medication right so it's that's sketchy yeah definitely for
me it also like like just increases my anxiety just like through the roof
sometimes like for me it's like day and night I can't remember if we had this
conversation it's like sometimes it's good I'm sure we've had this conversation
yeah I don't think we actually cover this on the pod though I think we talked
about this once upstairs on a break like months ago but it's like it's sometimes
it hits and you are just fucking like I've become like a completely extroverted
and I'm like I'm just everything's going right like I'm focused I like I don't
get distracted by everything and then other days there's that anxiety and it's
just like scatterbrain and brain fog and there's really just no benefits to it
with that anxiety yeah and it's it's pretty rare I get that I feel like
that's when you're in too high a dosage is for it but like you can absolutely
when I first got upped on that dose way back when I fucking was in a psychotic
state for like the first several hours of it peaking where I was having full-on
fucking auditory hallucinations and I was just super manic to my room I wasn't
really manic because I was scared I was self aware of what was happening and
like I knew it was the medication but I was like guys like this is fucking bad
I'm like terrible I couldn't sleep for 48 hours and like the set I was like I
didn't take it for like three days and I went back to it and it's like let me
just give it another shot and I didn't have any of those effects so I kept
taking it but yeah there's like I mean you can always like have you ever tried
like Ritalin or another like um Ritalin I I do not have any positive effects
whatsoever it's all negative for me I turned into a fucking drone that just
like I mean I might be marginally better at focusing on things but like when I
was in Ritalin in school I lost all my friends I started getting good grades
but I lost all of my friends and my parents were like we can't keep him on
this why just because I became completely introverted like I was
always like the person you see here we're like I'm I'll fucking crack jokes
I'll shoot the shit like honestly but think like I'm just not socially
debilitated I had friends like a normal person I'm not saying it was mr. popular
or anything but then when I got put on the Ritalin it was just like everything
was gray like I was just so monotone and it was just like going through the
motions it turned me into an NPC like it was just like I came home play video
games for a little bit not really enjoy them like it just honestly it was very
similar to like an SSRI it almost just made every emotion feel numb it was very
bizarre
PC you fucking won what are you complaining about here so Dan would you
rather burn alive or jump jump jump oh hi how far 11 oh hi second floor does the
floor really matter here and I mean if it's a second floor yeah I don't think
you're gonna have an instance where you're dollars were about 13 hundred and
sixty-eight feet high oh my god can you imagine if you're like on the second
floor but you're afraid of heights
god that would suck you're so close I saw a thing on Columbine where these
not even funny it's really not but it is just like a trampoline at the bottom and people could just jump and land on the trampoline you just jump bounce up land on top of the other one yeah
they got the blanket they're all really running around trying to jump off the
trampoline you land on top of building seven it burns down you jump off again
let's do the math on that how fast they're falling probably about 120
you fucking regards I think there will be a few other problems before we're worried about the trampoline
jeopardy things were being serious with the fucking trampoline you're in one of
the towers on 9-eleven you have the chance to you either you make it out
alive but a hundred people die or you die in a hundred people live what do you do
yeah absolutely I have a feeling you have a different take on this your reaction
to what we and I truly believe in the the needs of the many outweigh the needs
of the yeah damn dude I heard what if you're in them within the towers right
within reason I believe in that then you depends on you can get out but you have
to suck Caitlyn Jenner's cock okay I think it was a firefighter and he was
like saying something he's like we need units here and units here and then they
show like he's they lined it up for when the building falls and he's just like
then it cuts off on my oh my god oh my and you just like see the building like
you know he's getting fucking pancaked like yeah that we were talking about all
the fucking mortgage we're talking about the pass alarm graveyard with all the
fucking air packs for the firefighters in the morning the morning afterwards
which is just fucking like it just there's so many things about it that
were just fucking chilling like I've heard from people that were there it
wasn't that bad
like this happens all the time like come on it was it was uh you know that's like
Sandy Hook all right let's let's do let's do something more of a lighter note
which South Park kid is each of us oh god what which South Park kid would
would would each of us be because there's four of them in this podcast
which one would be which they all kind of act the same though I feel like I'd
be Kenny I just always die I feel like Casey B Cartman because he's a fucking
piece of shit I think you you would be Cartman fuck you you're Cartman I never
really I never really got to be standing you'd be Kyle who's the one that doesn't
talk I loved I'd love to defend myself for why but I'm not gonna be
contributing to the slur jar today especially not when never mind never
mind I disagree we're gonna leave it there
Casey do you have a vape on you by any chance
Dan you look like you're fucking I'm exhausted yeah I'm exhausted all right
let's wrap it up which one this show sucks there was a couple questions
there Tyler which one are you question that was just oh there's another question
I think I just I just ready all the map I don't really I never really watched
South Park I watched it at work a lot fucking it's like you know between like
the 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. fucking like low and calls normally I normally watch you
see what character from South Park do you think you are
it was like his fucking dad turns gay and then like the wife tries to yeah the
mom tries to fucking kill herself there we go dad
she fucking drives him into the river in the car
oh wait go Bob this is fucking electric live performance by Dan on the podcast
here Kasey you got to use that image that I sent in the group chat all right
email us at check the email before we end it seventy three at Gmail Casey does
not want to check it Casey does not have the time or the patience to check it.
I've told I've told a few people about this podcast and I told them we don't
promote this and it's kind of hard to find and we like it that way but you
should listen to it and you might lose IQ points guys if we ever blow up we got
to go score gay at one point he's just like I don't want to be gay again guys
can we can that's an actual thing that happened guys this is something I feel
the need that we need to bring up here if we were to ever make it big time when
I say big time we will fuck but if we were to if we were to get some sort of a
following I say we go scorched earth policy we keep all our old episodes in
the archive for the people that we trust and we can show it to and then we just
market we mark it off yeah we sell out we sell out completely we start writing
scripts writers I'm kidding about the I'm kidding about the end nothing
changes but if they were like all right we're gonna we're gonna pay you we're
gonna pay you for all the past episodes if it was enough to make like a like if
I could fucking retire off of what it made sure that would make it but even
then if it were to that if it's enough for me to retire on a lot of people have
heard it in which case I'm gonna have a lot of questions to answer a lot of
people close to me my brother fucking showed I don't think they listen thank
fucking god because I'm sure they would have talked to me about it my fucking
brother showed like two or three like my cool uncles this and it was like oh yeah
this is Alex's podcast they're fucking scanning the code like oh I'm gonna give
this a listen sometime like fucking do that and what are you doing don't tell
them about it like what the fuck my family knows I do it but they don't
they're too tech-retarded to figure things out so my best good and you look
up the name of the podcast and yeah it's good I like it like that we're gonna
have our special guest Joe Rogan on the podcast yeah I might be able to supply
us with a guest next week I'll let you know there's I have two potential targets
with my cousin or my brother but uh your brother yes yes yeah we need some more
special guests got face tats we didn't do it what's that my brother was gonna
come the one week we didn't do it fucking like two weeks ago all right all
righty I should have a couple other we'll talk about it after my fiance wants
to come on fuck and she's like I always wanted to come on the plug yes like we
should have a girlfriend episode oh man oh my girlfriend's a huge fan and she
already rated you guys I think Casey was her favorite or who was her favorite
yeah bro yeah my fucking girlfriend would not understand she'd probably do
it and I would I think it would be very funny to sit she would see a whole side
of my wife she hasn't seen before she's never this is like the outlet for the
autism I feel like I'm not usually on like I'm autistic around her I'll sit
there play fucking Star Wars games on my ps2 for seven straight hours she knows I
got that level of autism but fuck she died she doesn't want to hear about
fucking Boltzmann brains and quantum mechanics she'll be fucking hiding under
the table with Tyler she'll be like oh my god Alex shut the fuck up all right
she know about this or no oh yeah she knows about it I don't think she has any
interest I can almost guarantee she has never gone out of her way to listen to a
fucking word of this though my fiance said I'm not listening to any episodes
and I will never listen to any episodes I never want to hear it that's like no
but that's like ideal though yeah that's like that's kind of what you want yeah
but I don't think I want to be on it and I'm like listen you are the most shy
person I've ever fucking met you would be overshadowed by literally every we we
should do the girlfriend episode actually the more I think about that
would be a fucking riot we would just have to go about the podcast is if it
like we need to do real topics that we usually what we got to do jeopardy do
just have them try to be us yes we got to fucking do it all and just let they
can they can contribute where they want they can partake in jeopardy if they
want I don't know if they're like teams like like like like this I don't know if
I trust you see I think I know what do we end yet no yeah I think CC would buzz
in for fucking everything I got it I think she she I don't think she'd need
a game or two to fucking get into the swing of things to answer if you know
it yeah trainer yeah like ah who is and I a fuck like just fucking and I just
really have to be yeah we got to wrap it up I'm down to take a break but no I
think we're gonna wrap it up the girlfriend episode should be a thing it
should be well it's in the works maybe we'll find out you know us with your
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think we could add some shorts I fucking hate that short brain rub I know but
that's why you get fucking traction I don't want traction just think think of
the shit that's out there forever already I don't it's I lay in bed
sometimes and it keeps me awake we should honestly have AI listen to all the
past episodes and then write an episode and just do it it's I don't know if you
can do that for all the viewers know this is AI there has to be a way there
has to be yeah like fucking sponge AI they can get them talking about a subject
for however long they want how we 9-eleven conspiracies upload our
personalities boom fucking 35 hours of how how would we fucking set that up
like I look into it yeah cuz like if you could do that I'd love to see what AI
Tyler would there's because we have so much so much data at this point how many
episodes 60 69 average of how many hours and a half hours I'd say do the math on
that 2.5 times 69 what's our longest episode so we've got about 172 hours so
how many hours in a week I think it's about a week's worth that is insane
that there is that much yeah a lot of data dude it would probably do an
episode better than we could do episode there's at least two or three things
that are cancelable what would be funny is like it would be the same stories all
over 172 hours of data but it's really if you cut it down there would be like
BLS stories
I would tell the whole story verbatim of silver bay I take vitamin B1 I
took one time what do you think Casey furthest galaxy I host jeopardy Tyler wins
it's incorrect Dan is here late again we'll just yeah we'll have day one AI
Dan until Dan gets here on the pod we'll just catch you up with what you said
we'll pick it back up I have a DD I like strippers I wonder if there'd be a way
to separate because like I feel like our voices are distinct enough but I wonder
if AI would be able to like to separate all four of our voices in a different
person do you I think that we're usually talking so separate most of the time
that even when we're like you know overlapping it doesn't matter but I
feel like our voices are distinct enough from each other that like you can that
like someone be absolutely yeah yeah I'm gonna work on that I'm gonna see my
mission for the next podcast all right let's get the fuck I take four on the end
here all right and as always pleasure yourselves and each other I feel like
that fucked me up to line fuck off fuck yourselves for all we know robots have
souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been
a cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
fuck no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's
people out there with some really dumb fucks extended episodes where the fuck did this
year come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and
become ghosts they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them
to the Chinese somewhere in China some days what the fuck there are super
soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to
be a you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me
tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he said that he was doing this
shit George Soros actually working the fucking Nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit
he's fucking fucked down with a whole bunch of shit
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like fuck Donald Trump the fucking word person out there fuck Trump right fuck Trump fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk it's everyone out there everybody says
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for himself the actual government is trying the actual true government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis are actually the ones that are in the fucking hall
your policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires the pain fucking falls on you