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And then the Rangers coach goes you're gonna start your fourth line. We're gonna start our fourth line and also Remp is not a center
Right now he's a wing and you know all the bench warmers fight each other. They're not bench warmers
Yeah, they do more than that. Like they they are on the ice every game
It's just like it's an energy like you need an energy boost
You're gonna send those guys out cuz they get the crowd going. Yeah, they get they get your team going basically
The fourth line is the people who fight and the people who get like everybody like jacked up
Yeah, cuz in hockey they're swapping on the ice about every minute to a minute and a half just because of how fucking hard you
Have to go in hockey. So you have these lines that are going interchangeably
You have five lines
The fourth line is not just the fucking like a lot of teams have people on the fourth line that are really fucking good
But typically there's your yeah, it's the fucking goon line on most teams
It was just hilarious like as soon as the puck drop they just start fighting
It's like that adding to that cliche that hockey is just like fighting
So like it but that has a part of the sport
It has happened like that in a really long time
Yeah, specifically the Rangers and the Devils fucking hate each other like hate each other
Like I feel like I don't know if they're bigger rivals with New Jersey or the or the Bruins. I think that's a tough one
No, I think I think it's definitely New Jersey for you guys. Yeah, it's like the Yankees like the Yankees fucking hate the Astros
They're a bigger rival than the Red Sox. Yeah, yeah
Fuck did you fucking see that shit by the way fucking start the season for oh in Houston?
Once Soto is a bad fucking man. You got to look up the compilation. No, we'll do it on break
But oh my god Juan Soto. He just gets in pitchers fucking heads. He's nuts. Oh my god
I hope we got Yankees fans and if you're not a Yankee fan out there go fuck yourself
I think all of us are Yankees fans here. Good is is Dan Yankees fan tail? Oh, he wears the jacket to the podcast
So he's probably he doesn't give a fuck though
It's the same thing like me. It's just like oh you like baseball. I'm like I watch it sometimes like what's your team?
I'm like, I'm fucking from New York. It's the Yankees. Yeah, and like like but you could be a Mets fan
I'm like, I could be a Mets fan just like I could be a Jets fan Mets fans are the ones like I could be an Islanders fan
you only find Mets fans in like upstate New York if they're trying to be hipsters and
And you find them in New York City all over the place because they're like the New York's real team and they they fucking suck
So do the Nets? Okay, the Knicks are New York's basketball team
Then the Yankees are New York's baseball team and the Giants in New York's football team
Oh, no, that would be Buffalo cuz they actually I know you know and they're good
No, the Giants haven't done anything but put a fucking but I went 12
2008 yeah, okay, buddy. It's been a decade. All right
The yeah fucking Daniel Jones is gonna hoist a lot. No, I think fuck out
I think Daniel Jones is off the fucking team next year. Yeah, and so is fucking say Quan. He said bye-bye
Yeah, because you are it's fucking a mess. Yeah, and you want to know what team is not a mess and also where's red white and blue
There yeah, the Giants
It sounds similar. It's the fucking it's the fucking bills team USA. Well, yeah team USA
That's something I didn't notice until recently. It's like all the New York teams are red white and blue or they have some orange in there
With red and blue or you're just the Jets or you're just the Jets the Jets shouldn't count the Jets should be the New Jersey
Let's be real. Yeah one time I went to a boxing match and it turned into a hockey game
Wow haven't heard that one since 2005 when it last applied
You don't see that shit happen this is this is all hockey coming down
Yeah, yeah
It's funny. Yeah, but as a Rangers fan, I love to see it was great as a Sabres fan
Talk to me next year will win the Stanley Cup this year. Sure. There's sure buddy
Dude, they thought they Sabres were favorites
Well not favorites, but they were up there in favoritism to winning it
Everybody thought they were gonna be a super competitive team. They were they just crashed and burned
No, they had a lot of injuries early on but they'll they'll be back and every other fucking mean age of the team is like 18
Everybody's a fucking first-round pick pretty much everybody. I mean the Rangers got Panarin, which is basically their entire offense
Well, you got fucking Lafrenier too. Yeah, he's good. But like Panarin's our score for sure
Yeah, like like he's just a fucking goon. Rampy's a goon
Then you got fucking Truba who's a pretty good defender and then you got fucking quick a legendary goalie
That's fucking second secondary, which is nuts to me. I love sir. Just old he's just old now
Yeah, he's been in the league for a while
Like you think he's 40 something because like Svastokin is like 30 but like he's a good goalie
But like quick so fucking he was a menace this Sabres goalie mark my words
I think the fucking Sabres goalie is gonna be an all-star next year
We look at Pekka Luka and watch out dude if he's still good, I'm gonna buy his jersey next year
The dudes a fucking savage. He was a he was their third string coming into the year every time he played
He was like mediocre for the first half the year, but she was very upset you for buying that Jersey at the Sabres
Oh, yeah, she was she's like we could have bought a plane ticket somewhere
I was like, yeah, but I've wanted a jersey for a while. So I bought myself a jersey
I don't know this is more important. I mean I fucking wear this this is more than your happiness
Hold on a second. I gotta do my German lesson before
Me and me and Casey banged it out a little bit. You're really gonna leave the podcast
Okay, I mean Casey you have your vape
Yes, you're a good man. Casey. Give me what's what's some other crazy shit that's gone down?
Check yeah, so we got it. I got a lot of topics this week. Lots been happening
Start off with how Lea Thomas was banned from the Olympics
Oh
Is though she's the Lea Thomas that's that's the transgender swimmer, right? Yeah
Yeah, I mean good and it's also the the name of the actress in back to the future that played out of the mom
Oh the same name. I don't fucking know
Tyler would know he's doing German lessons. He'll be back
Lea Thomas is the the actress from back to the future
Tyler's just got to get the oh Tyler. I have a story to tell you that happened at work. That's pretty funny
I'll keep it. I'll keep it politically correct
And not oh man. It was funny. I got called I got called a Gestapo by an old German man
And it was like a compliment. It was
very very weird interaction I had with this guy, but
Man, do you think that that was a good decision by the Olympics? Yes, absolutely
I do how would you feel if you raised a daughter that went on to be an Olympian and then came second in the swimming match against?
them
Like they're per now. I will acknowledge her gender. I'll acknowledge the gender change
But you have to let them participate. No, you can't do it because that is the male anatomy
With hormones for a couple years swimming in a pool with a bunch of biological females. That's bullshit
The same thing could be said
People said in back in the 60s, you know black people can't swim in a pool with white people
Yeah, but this is completely different. I know this is I know that is completely different
That's the color of your skin based off of your fucking anatomy. Like what also? That's not a problem. We deal with anymore
It's not called the fucking the black freestyle 100 meter
Transsegregation the fucking caucasian 100 meter. You're not fucking yeah, it's not that's not what's going on. Okay
It's not oh my god
I don't I don't even understand how the fucking like I just think the only people that defend that take of like letting her
Race against the other females are people that are ignorant and don't know what they're talking about
It's just people who think that their social beliefs are so much more important that they're not even going to do
The work of looking up to see if a fucking biological male is better than a biological
Not better but differently too. It seems like the lgbtq plus
supports
Her so yeah shun it because she's a piece of shit
Yeah, which is stupid because they that's the take they kind of have to have but at the same point
It's again out of ignorance like it's a competition based off of your anatomy like sure you can call yourself
What you'd like and you can identify as what you like and I will respect that
But that doesn't go for sports. I won't
You think um, is she taking estrogen?
I believe so, but it doesn't matter you grew up a fucking male like you went through puberty as a male
That is your anatomy. You just have a different structure this person. I'm not even gonna fucking justify that. Oh my god this fucking person
Realized that they couldn't be a fucking good swimmer as a male so they had to fucking go into the female league
Which is disgusting to me. I don't necessarily know if that's what happened
If you actually look I think that there's definitely people that would try to do that
But because of how new this is I don't think that's what that's what had no it's seriously if you look at it
They were number. I think 40 or 50 in the in the in the country at that point. Of course they are and of course
They're gonna dominate
And then they went to the female fucking thing they went to number one and they're acting like they don't even fucking try
Yeah, but they could just want to go trans and at that point you don't have you no longer have the option
They should I mean they should have an option of racing against the men
I think that that's reasonable if it's a trans woman
Let her race with the men. Okay, let's let's let's do it this way if we're gonna let people transition, which i'm still
Probably against and in all all said and done but if we're gonna let completely if we're gonna let people
Translating completely you're against allowing I said I said that I'm probably against it in most cases
But if we're gonna fill the slur jar up for that
Except in the cases of incest and rape
It's not just the cases of incest and rape
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god
Oh god
Is this what's been going on if you've just been getting us cancelled since I left Jesus christ
No, but if they're gonna do that have their own league have their own league and do it that way
Because if you're gonna have male and women you should have only men and only women
Do that and if you're gonna be a transgender person have your own fucking thing
Tyler I think that that would be a perfect job for you to be a track set up the transsexual olympics
That's right. Are you going are you going to do that?
Men's sexual olympics that's right. Are you going are you going to differentiate between men and women?
Like no because it's just gonna be one big pool. It's gonna be one big pool. You want it
You want to change? Go ahead. No, no because not that maybe it is. No if you open up another league
There's gonna be people who are gonna be trans just to go into the trans league. So listen
So listen
No, so the trans league the trans league is it's gonna be an even playing field because the men are taking estrogen
And the women are taking testosterone. Yeah, and where do the men boys go then? Huh?
The femboys go to femboy hooters. That's where they belong
What if you don't identify as trans or straight?
Other side
Oh, would you look at that? They know you were talking to me relax. I was pointing at it
Yeah, but so how do you see how do you think the trans kids feel that look up to there's no train?
Thomas fucking what do you think they're gonna do?
There's trans people there's people that get fucking brainwashed by their parents to tell them that they're trans
There's not a fucking single child on this planet that actually thinks they're fucking different gender. That's fucking horses
They're gonna be like, what do I do? And when I was a fucking kid? I thought if I rubbed shampoo on my tits
That's a female shampoo. I would get tits. I'm not a fucking thing Tyler
I'm gonna have to firmly disagree with you on a point you just made there I genuinely do think that there's people who are born and they feel that they need to be the other gender. I believe that.
It's called a mental disorder. Okay, and that's one take
That's one take
Homosexuality used to be classified as a mental disorder, but it's not like there's some people who are
You might get Tyler saying that homosexuality is a disorder
I've seen enough of this shit that homosexuality
Enough of this shit? I've seen enough of this fucking grime to respect it
What the fuck man
I don't have a problem with gay people. I do have a problem with trans people
Because fucking they're like no person
This is Tyler's take
I would like to distance myself from what you're saying right now
No person in their right mind. One person in their right mind goes I don't want to have a dick anymore cut it off
That's not what a person of sound mind would do
The views of Tyler Lee do not necessarily represent the views of Untitled Pagos
Tyler is just expressing what his beliefs are in Minecraft
Okay, this is not real life
So but seriously if you say I want to cut my cock off
In any other time in history people will be like you're fucking insane
Yeah, but if you say I'm gonna have sex with dudes
A lot of times in history people say you're insane, but like back in the ancient Romans they would be like oh yeah that's cool
That's actually not correct. That was disproven
But now they used to fuck each other bro
I don't know I feel like it's heavily documented that that did happen
It was heavily bad houses and shit the bath houses was like fucking
That's Island is like the center of your town when homosexuality homosexuality was allowed and not persecuted
Guess what? Guess what happened during that time period though?
The the whole thing where there's like oh yeah homosexuality was was fully accepted in these in these times
Um the fall of Rome started when that happened just gonna throw that out there. Yeah, but that's not related
Hmm the gays caused the fall of Rome
Listen
Shit listen, okay, so that was a fucking good one Casey. So the gays called them gays cause the fall of Rome
Partially, okay. Okay. So you are that is the take that you have here is partially
I'm not saying that there wasn't political discourse and stuff that that did that but
What happens to a society that was built on war a society that was built on power?
War and then they got fat they got lazy. They started caring more about gender
It's almost like this applies to our modern day
Interesting a country that was built on war built on power built on conquering built on strong men
When they got fat they got lazy tell me you got some no tie this into gays are ruining America now
Because I feel like that's what you're building up. I'm just saying that this is
God you are
This is happening history before and we'll see what happens. Oh my god. I think you're trying to say like I was listening to a podcast
I think Dan was talking one of the old episodes Dan was talking about this
People don't have to worry about food anymore in society and once you don't have to worry about like
Food and shelter and like your basic needs you start to like think about other stuff like that
That's exactly so when you are when you're fucking fighting for your survival and you're fighting for your country survival
You don't care about fucking other guys
Like that's not a fucking like thing like you're worried about surviving to the next day
You're not thinking about fucking it and I and I disagreed with Dan at this point to last time it did fucking happen
There were homosexuals then and they wanted to fuck just anybody who's in a war zone
Isn't gonna be thinking about getting fucking laid
They have to get out of the fucking war zone to do that and typically in these historical periods the wars was documented
Not the fucking nail-on-nail
Butt fuckery going back on stateside like I said nothing wrong with being gay
I'm just saying that there's a fucking correlation between falls of country when they started allowing sexual deviancy
I'm not saying that not just saying as like homosexuality is sexual deviancy like Nero the emperor of Rome
He was a well-known sexual deviant and Nero was the start of the fall of Rome
And because like the sexual deviancy was so fucking high the the whole morals of a country go down when the sexual deviancy
Becomes like crazy
You're in you're equating being gay homosexuality to sexual deepening. Do you know I said that the beginning of this?
I'm not saying that it's just homosexuality
I'm saying the sexualization of an entire country is a is a precursor to a fall of a country like these
I think only fans is a fucking problem
I think that for that like that the the overabundance of porn is a problem like like we were talking you weren't here for this one
But like you can't go into the mall without seeing half naked women on posters like anywhere Tyler. I'd like to discuss something with you
What do you think the effects of hentai have on the male mind? It's it's ruining it
Like it wasn't you showed up with the fucking booby-cup girl listen as a person who has been affected by hentai
It has it's fucked. It's fucked me up, and I've been I scaled it back to the point where I don't need it anymore and
As a person who is being reformed from the the sexual deviancy and stuff
Now Tyler walks in the woods and sees a tree that looks cheeked up and jizzes
It's just not porn he just gets off and whatever you think that I don't I think that porn is actually like just a
problem in general because and in the sexualization of everything and then
Including but not limited to the sexualization of children that we're getting to now
Like the whole thing like I'm like this is this is the thing that I I'm okay with fucking
People who are consenting adults do whatever the fuck you want. I'll make funny you for being trans, but that's not because I hate you
I just think it's funny
But like I don't like in genuine like the actual genuine sense
I don't care what you do as long as you're consenting as olds the trans story hour and a drag story hour and stuff
I don't like because you're
Drag is a is an overtly sexual thing
Yeah, but we said the same thing about beauty pageants for fucking years, and they still go
I think that's a fucking disgrace too. I think that we shouldn't have children in any form that are sexualized
Like it's it's it's it's we're getting to the point where the LGBT
Started off as a good thing so now I have a question for you though
So are you saying that these high school girls that dress scandalously you're saying that they should cover up?
Yes, they're fucking under the age of 18. I
Get at they're not allowed to wear what they want
I shouldn't they it's their fault because they're point that you that you're at in high school
You want to express yourself you want to do this shit, but you're fucking under the age of 18
You can't make your own fucking decision. Why should they live in fear? They shouldn't live in fear
I'm saying they should live fucking conservatively that we don't fucking do anymore
Everybody's fucking out here fucking all double-cheeked up on a fucking Tuesday afternoon, but it's fucking like
Just look back to like the fucking even the 70s which was like the free list the 60s and 70s
Which is like the free love shit like the hippie still wore fucking like bell-bottom jeans and maybe a crop top and that was
Excessively sexual back then and that was during the point where like free free love and everything was a big thing
The we we've gotten to the point now that free love isn't even the thing anyway free love back in the 70s would be
Like child's play to what we do now
It's it's it's gotten to the point now where sex is the norm and being like super sexual is sex cells
It does but it's the thing like you're so bombarded with sexual materials constantly
That's just a fucked up thing because you you you get so used to seeing like like when you stop watching porn
Or you stop like doing that stuff and you go out in public you realize how fucking hyper sexualized everything is like
So you're telling me that we should stop selling horse come on horse come calm
Listen horse come calm is a great great sponsor of this show
This is nothing to do horse come is not a sexual thing. It is a skincare routine
Horse come calm you know I think I think a fair amount of the customers of horse come calm buy it for sexual reasons
We do not
Two episodes where Dan Tyler were just talking about porn and like time I believe it how he used to watch like clown porn
Yeah, insane clown
I should have named that the episode
So yeah, take advice from the guy who used to watch clown porn that's
Listen the Bible says a man who is a man who is sin is turned away
Will be seated at me seated at the right hand of the father a man who has never known sin does not know me
Did they what did they say about clown porn in the Bible?
I don't know if clown porn was around back then but I think that they would say something along those lines
Is no one has tasted of clown porn and has turned away. There's nobody to get it off to the court jester
I think the court just as we're all men back then
Yeah, but you know like the whole thing is I just think that we're overly sexualized with everything fucking a Pepsi commercial
Fucking has like the fuck was her name the fucking
the
Pepsi
It's like shit like that or like dude this chick is like fucking like her nipples are poking out of her shirt
And she's like drink Pepsi, so I'm assuming you guys probably talked about the Dan Schneider shit then yeah, yeah
Oh that actually so that ties in with another topic I had which is Joe Biden now. It's what whoa
How are you gonna connect that?
Hold on we gotta echo I
Just don't think that we should give meth to babies. No me either probably not. I think there are trans babies though
No, so Joe Biden declared the trans day of visibility on fucking Easter
Wait tell me about this again Joe Joe Biden freedom a holiday called the trans day of visibility on fucking Easter Easter
Oh wait hold up. I have something to talk would you like one?
Sure, okay
Taste so much better than fucking standard Coors Light. I fucking love them both, but I like I like my silver bullets
okay, so I had a and
May can I just point out where Donald Trump was at this point where he was at the funeral?
For that cop oh and then fucking hoedger kicked out
Yeah, the whole whole cool the governor of New York tried to come and they're they're like get the fuck out
Yeah, great job great job
Oh Biden who else tried to go there Cuomo no it was another it was a center Chuck Schumer. Yeah, and they told me
I love I love how fucking divided up we are in America where our politicians are like get that fucker out of here
Like no he didn't he wouldn't want you here
Another thing that we're talking about Ali Mack is how me and Dan maybe Tyler are supporting RFK jr. And
In the is independent run which he now has up to 15% in the polls
Yeah, so he's getting up there. I can fucking smell that Jesus Christ
He actually has more favorability than Trump and Biden like yeah, I think his favorability is like 47%
No
Good ideas he's like I don't know anything about
That Biden is worse for the country than Trump he is
So that's true Biden shows like just shows weaknesses fucking I everything I'd like to say I fucking hate
I'd hate Trump. I hate Trump and Biden
But I think he's trying to just go after the Biden
Voters and like the Democrat the good Democratic Party is trying to get him kicked out
Because they're taking all the fucking votes away from Biden
No, listen the Democrats try to kick out people that are threats. They try to kick Donald Trump out
They're trying to kick fucking candy out. It's just the Democrats can't win on standard fucking means anymore
I just can't believe that Joe Biden ran into such little resistance in the primary for the Democrats
I can't believe that there wasn't more opposition against him who the fuck votes in the primaries though
Let's be real people who give a fuck
like I mean when I was like into
Politics and like paid attention. I can't go in any I can't vote in any primary. I would well
I'm a registered Democrat and I'm not affiliated and I'm not Democrat
But I register as one so I can have an impact on the vote in my state
So is I can pick the shiniest of two turds in that instance, but like it doesn't really I still think Zeldin should have won
Zeldin would have been much better governor. I didn't yeah, I didn't really mind Zeldin. I thought he was pretty good
But he actually cared about upstate which fucking none of the governors do yeah
But the thing is that politics everybody votes for who they think is gonna fucking win so you get your trumps in there
I'm telling you man get on the RFK jr. Train. I don't think he's gonna win
I don't think there's he's getting up there people are saying what's our platform?
Okay, like what what does he have more like it's more like libertarian kind of thing like
Like freedom of you know doing shit and not having the government like small government
Kind of socially I mean I probably I probably like them then because I'm I'm more libertarian than I am
Republican libertarian is like like I can't remember what fucking sighted is that tells you your beliefs when you fill out the quiz
but I'm like
90% libertarian followed very closely by
Republican then I'm Democrat then I'm green yeah, he's very libertarian
I don't think the libertarians he tried to get on a libertarian ticket
But he didn't get on and now he's trying to get on the ballot in all 50 states
Now that he has enough votes, and he actually has enough votes
Or polling numbers to qualify him for the presidential debates with Biden and Trump so he's gonna be in there. Yeah, that's sick
Wow, he might act he has a chance with the debates and shit
He that's if he does go to the debates he could yeah, probably win the election
That's wild
Debates he'd be better. Otherwise. Yeah, no that's probably gonna win. I was gonna say if Trump doesn't go that's a ton of pressure
That's the thing though. I don't think that RFK is like
There's so many people that are just gonna vote on fucking
Red or blue because that's all the fucking the old people are so fucking set in their ways that they're like
I'm a Republican. I'm voting Republican. I'm a Democrat. I'm voting Democrat
Yeah, but dude you can't understate the amount of importance that those debates have they those are where it gets swayed
Everybody thought Hillary was gonna fucking win that election until she went up against Trump and got fucking he's just fucking bill
That's why I got in
Like Hillary was like a clear front-runner before the debates everybody thought she was gonna win
Yeah, but then yeah
But that's it is fucking Trump was able to able to call her out on that shit
And even though he lied like a lot in my baby. It was entertaining
It was like wow
There's this fucking witch in a blue pantsuit
And then there's this funny guy who's digging into her for this shit that she has done like it made him a clear option
I think it was just Biden and Trump
He could just show up to the or not show up to the debates and it could just be Biden and he would just
Completely blow it and Trump yeah when just based on that if I was Trump in that scenario where RFK wasn't in it
I probably would not have shown up and then I would have made like a 20-minute video of just me
Reacting to him fucking up in the debate against himself
Yeah
And then you would just win because then you wouldn't even have because everybody's gonna watch that it's gonna be all over the news
It would just be like the debate except he has the fucking baiting himself
Yeah, exactly you have nothing you can he can play Monday morning quarterback of fucking Biden
Just shipping off a quick answer that didn't quite land. He has time to think about it. Where'd I put my car keys?
You all got ice cream back there. Oh
Eclipse
Yeah, let's talk about the eclipse. There's people that are like yo fucking we're all gonna die
It's like fucking the end of the world or some shit. Don't bring out quantum alimak here cuz he'll come out
Quantum Mac he can fucking mr. Quick Dr. Quantum
Quantum squash Donald Trump's also selling Bibles now for $60 to support his
Campaign because he got sued he had to pay like a hundred sixty million dollars
Holy shit for that like fraud thing or something. I
Do not fucking know that how dark is it gonna be here Tyler? Are you gonna buy a Trump Bible?
There's Trump Bibles. You didn't see that that Trump was selling Bibles now for 60 bucks
No, and you can get a signed one for a hundred bucks. I want to get a signed or by Jesus
So it's
The thing that I find pretty fucking cool about this totally clips is that it's probably I can't say this was certainty
But we're probably gonna see like one more totally clips in New York in the rest of our lives
They just don't happen like the last one we had was fucking that we could even see was like
Fuck when was it? It was like 20 like 97%
Yeah, we are directly in the line like we're in a very good spot
It's gonna be the whole fucking the ring like it's gonna be it's gonna look really like we're just outside of the total though
I thought
We might be but it's gonna be so close. It's not gonna make a difference
It's gonna darken the sky because the one that we had I think it was in like 2018 or something
Was we were we were partially in it and I was landscaping at that point
Yeah, yeah, I was I was landscaping at that point and it dimmed everything like it was really bizarre
Like if you looked up at the Sun
Don't stare at it
But if you looked up at it
You could you and you can kind of see that the Sun was partially black
I actually make like the fuck it like it looked like nighttime. I've never seen I mean, obviously it does in the path of
Totality we're like just barely outside. It's gonna look it's gonna look like
I get 99% like it's literally like the path of totality goes through
Utica and Albany's like here. So like I'm pretty sure right like 99. It's gonna be like between like
When the Sun first comes out and like when you have like a full moon like it's gonna be really dark
I just get off of work at 6 a.m
The day before and I have to go to work at 6 p.m
The next day of the eclipse and I'm like, bro, I gotta set my alarm because I got a fucking like I got to set it
I'd like the fucking right time so I can see it. I'm working but I'm working at my vacation station
So I'm really really hoping I'm in service when it happens because I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed off if I'm in an ER
Yeah during it cuz it doesn't it doesn't last long. It lasts three minutes. Yeah, it's it's pretty fucking quick
What the fuck last like two hours? Well, yeah, but over to the severe
Yeah, like the big effect of it. That's that's quick
It's it's bizarre. I don't know if you have were you outside for the one in 2017
Yeah, but like it wasn't like it was like barely half of it
Yeah, but it's it had a pretty bit like if you were outside you saw it
It was like it went from that because it was my parents and my brother were in Maine
I was working that the night before and it was I was about to go to Maine on vacation
And I was over at my grandparents doing something but we were out on like their back porch
And then we like looked up it just looked eerie like it looked like the Sun was like a crescent moon and I'm like
That's something you don't see every day. Yeah, like it wasn't like dark
You musta you must have caught it at the end because when it was at its peak during that it fucking it did it dimmed everything
It was like I looked at it and I come like that's fucking weird. It looked like it was an extremely
extremely extremely cloudy day like in terms of the light, but the sky was clear like it's just fucking weird it was
Really? I was looking at the weather report just now. We're supposed to have completely clear skies that day. Yeah
I'm interested to see how it is because there but the thing is I don't like is that they're turning on the CERN
fucking particle accelerator during the totality of the eclipse and they're also
sacrificing the red heifer in Israel during the eclipse
They're not gonna do the particle accelerator doesn't do shit like I don't like it. I don't like it
And I get that but that's not what's happening
But they're also sacrificing the red heifer, which is part of revelations in the Bible. What the red?
It's a in a in Israel. What the fuck are we sacrificing?
What he's on his phone fucking around oh what
So in Israel in in their Bible basically during an eclipse
They have to sacrifice a red cow, which is like super rare a ginger cow
Yeah, like the South Park episode like that's why it was a good episode
But like they there was a red heifer that was born last year right before the eclipse is happening
So they're gonna sacrifice a red heifer during the during and you don't see how ridiculous religion is no
This is this is getting some fucking like biblical shit. This is gonna be bad
Like that's one of the signs of the apocalypse is that I'm sacrificing a red half. Well, then why are we?
So the Jews want to bring fucking
Oh, here we go. We're checking off another box. We went through the trans the gays. Oh Jews. Yeah, let's hit them
Okay, the Antichrist is already back because Trump's gonna be president again. Fuck you. Oh my god
I cannot believe this is happening. My name is attached to this. What the fuck? I do not have these takes
This is satirical in nature. This is all
hypothetically in Minecraft
Yeah, you're saying the Jews want to start the apocalypse
The Jews have always want to start the apocalypse. Oh my
In their fucking Bible they want in there in the Torah. I think it's the Torah the Torah is just the Bible
I feel like if Dan was here you would not be saying this
No, I would I would be saying this the Jews in their in their Bible want to start the apocalypse because they want fucking the
God to come down, but if God comes down, they're gonna realize that it was Jesus the whole time
They're gonna be like, oh fuck we're gonna be like told you guys Jesus is back
Who comes back is it like Judy Judy ism or something? No fucking JC comes down. He's that's like enough things are getting weird
We gotta stop this shit. Oh
My god
Okay, so when Jesus comes back on fucking Monday you guys be like well Tyler was right
Tyler I think that you're starting the apocalypse for this podcast coming out of your mouth
The second we have anybody of importance who listens to this we are fucked. Hopefully they don't hear this one
All right, let's get segue to our next segment
We like to bring them with this one back sometimes on Untitled podcast fucking tranny versus fucking oh my god
The girl versus tranny. Oh my god back versus Tyler. It's just a quick one. It's just uh,
You got six six
You lovely young females you see this is where we this is where we bring back Howard Stern from 2002
When he was pushing the line then and we do it now in 2024 when none of it's okay
I'm gonna show these guys a picture and they have to tell me is this a girl or is this a trans female?
How we back here's your first picture
I
Think it passed around
Do I have to give my take or does Tyler see it first?
You gotta let us know
That's a dude
That's a tranny rather Ellie magsa, that's a training
Oh
So does he answer first next time you got a pass about okay, they say it's a guy we're wrong
Wow that face looked very boyish
Next one
I know I can't he's got to go first
You got to swap back and forth cuz we can't if we just don't if we agree every time. Nope. No one's gonna win
Another toughies we really should answer at the same time like with a countdown you buzzes in like three two one
Or he just goes first this time
I
Gotta be a dude. All right
That's gotta be the correct answer is it's a dude by the way
I'm not a daddy back Wow next one
God this one. It's like a trick question
Because it really looks like you want me to answer dude on this one
Can I zoom in?
On the crotch, yeah, do you see a little penis in there? They're very well could be you that could be hidden
Fucking I'm gonna say dude
But I really feel like you put that one in there for me to get wrong
What did you say that's a woman I think Tyler's gonna get this one how it says it's a woman
That's right. Damn. I knew it. I knew it
I knew you misled me cuz that's that's a chick that looks like a dude. He tied it up. All right
Excellent one to one
How's going
He said woman
I
Mean it really looks like a dude to me. But again, I feel like this is just Casey fucking with me
Just for the sake how many more do we have there's six I think that's the four
Four. Yeah. All right, just so we can maybe have a skill gap here. I'm gonna say that's a dude
I'm pretty sure that's a check, but I'll say it's a dude
I knew it. She's her face looked like a dude. You try to mislead us. I got a guess whatever I don't think it is
I think that's what I need to do
That's two to one Tyler
Tyler's uh, the champion of 20 that's do it. That's do it all day
You sure?
I'm back right away. I'm back
I'm back right away
You say woman
That's a dude Ellie Mack
I'm telling you you got a guess for what it isn't
Like every ounce of me looking at that was like that is a chick totally so it's like it's a dude
It's gotta be
I'm telling you you got a guess for what it isn't
Totally so it's like it's a dude. It's gotta be. Final one not safe for work
The two to two tie so we gotta disagree we gotta disagree
By the way, if you want to see these pictures you can look up Tom boy
You read it just for the sake so we had a winner trail. And I also I'm so 50 50 on this one
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's a dude
What does he say?
Hello got tits that would be a charity
I really was 50 50 on it. Just so you really was just in case you want to see his cock
I mean I could have gone without it
I get them off of reddit. I get them off trans gone wild and Tom boy read it remember
So that's it oh it's Tom boy that would have changed my answers
Well, I might have batted I might have batted one thousand on that if you told me that femboy read it was no
Boys I know that's what Tyler said he goes on that regular
Are you before you quit porn and Casey on the other hand he goes on the trans gone
Just for the sake of favorites, it's a crossover
And then I don't go on reddit because I like I like my brain less smooth I stopped
I read it because it read it's bad
Fucking filthy writers are and how they're disgusting. I think I was gonna say for chance
Forchans got read it beat any day or tans got everything beat for Chan is like the fucking bow or Jan is like the pedophile
like felon just like oh
My god, I want to say the guy's name because he's just such a textbook for Channer so bad
He's a guy we used to work with you guys remember the guy who was a wheelchair driver
This was on 4chan the other day
Okay
You guys remember that dude who was a fucking wheelchair driver that had like the Hitler youth undercut
What like the the dude at our previous employer who was a wheelchair driver that would like constantly stir problems?
Oh a white guy. Yeah. Yeah, he just seems like such a 4chan person to me. Oh, no
He would just piss people off for the sake of it. Oh my god. You guys know who I'm talking about, too
All right, I'll just show you the Facebook profile
Yeah, but he came in and he made his presence known then you had a lot of hot takes that guy
Not as hot as my takes this fucking dude
Yeah, this profile picture screams I live on 4chan dude what the fuck that guy was you know he was ICP growing up
Insane clown porn
I'll play you guys a video. This was fucking hilarious
It was a
Black Lives Matter
Activists demands George Floyd Airport at City Council meeting. Oh
Boy, you just gotta hear this
My name Brian this guy's white by the way
And I won't be speaking on the new airport that is gonna be in McKinney, Texas
Which I'm in favor of now
Let's get into it
The airport will be called George Floyd International Airport to honor a hero who served as a security guard in the Salvation Army
the
Not racist, but it will be anti racist
Airport terminals will be named the following George Floyd Jacob Blake Brandon Taylor
But he's actually a runway strips, well, that's that this guy's definitely fucking
That's a joke painted across all of them in order to fight and combat racism also known as white supremacy
flights will only go to Democrat cities
Chicago and Detroit any flights coming from Republican cities will be labeled a racial threat and shot down immediately with laser-guided
May 25th, which is when our hero George Floyd passed away sadly
He's actually say I can see more laughing in the background though will include the follow
Airport Airlines will include the following spirit and Air Jordan
There will be no airport security which means whatever same time and I have to worry about being caught up with some funny business
Like a loaded gun in your bag. Thank you black people will be allowed to bring guns and bombs on planes for self-defense against white supremacy
And word will be called the trigger word, which means they will now be allowed to pull it
The airport will have
What's that lightning hit the Statue of Liberty yesterday, that's pretty fucking wild is it okay
Lady Liberty. No, it's just her saying that she wants the Rangers to win
Yeah, did you not go up to the top of the torch anymore?
You can go up to the crown. You can't go to the torch just in case
Osama hits another one. That's fucking unreal. You can't go to the torch. You know after 9-eleven. That's absurd
The head though, you can't go to the torch, but you can go to the I guess so
I don't think that it's that they're worried about a plane
They're worried about somebody going up there and blowing it up like with a bomb, but they're not worried about the head
Yeah, I feel like the heads more important
I
Don't know either way. It doesn't paint a pretty picture. Yeah, I don't really know what they're on about the chat them the middle of it
If they're trying to make waves, they're not shooting for the fucking Statue of Liberty. Okay, they're not over a big one statue Liberty
Nah man, that's over you don't hit Lady Liberty. Yeah, but I feel like losing maybe they're like
3000 plus lives on 9-eleven probably hit like a lot harder that bridge collapse
If it was during rush hour would have been worse than 9-eleven
Yeah, well, I don't know. Yeah, no, I wouldn't have been if the death toll wouldn't have been that high fucking go on that bridge during rush hour
Yeah, but it's a time. There's a thousand cars on there and if every car had a time people
Yeah, but it's rush hour. It's people on their commute to work. There's like two people on everything. There's one person in everything
No, but there's people in there. I don't know it would have been it would be devastating
I don't think it would be up there with 9-eleven. There was a massive colossal city
Cleanup that lasted years in New York because of that the bridge is just gonna be what we got to build a new bridge
No, I'm saying like if it was during rush hour though, it would have been a fucking nightmare
You know how many rescue crews would have been on there for fucking like days. Yeah, I mean there's all that's already happening
They set down the bridge before the fucking before
Before the collapse though. I know but if they fucking if I'm just saying it wouldn't matter
Like the people would still people would still die like you're fucked in either situation there
No, but I'm saying like if it was during rush hour, that would have been fucking nightmare
I was listening to the fire department dispatch audio and they're like, can you repeat that?
Did you say there's 12 people on the water dispatch like that's correct
That's correct
That's affirmative ambulance 17. Let me know if you're gonna need any more units when you get there. I
Got you right in solo right now, I figure you can fit probably 10 back there
I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively drop 10 more charts
That's a matter of fact and 11 or whatever. So it's like the entire bridge collapse in the water send just send everyone
That's too fucking I mean I just remember I was on training at my current job so we run with the
Okay, I'm not fucking it doesn't matter. We cover parts of the thruway and like one of my first shifts
We got we just finished like an unattended death in a nursing home
We're driving and we have a we have a paramedic intern with us, which was the funniest part. It was one for shifts and
We're right about to make it to our station. We're definitely first due for the thruway and they're like, yeah
Zone blah blah blah first call medic ambulance on the thruway mile marker blah blah blah 12 car rollover accident
I pulled the same shit before I could even get on to be like just making sure I copy
He said 12 cars before I could do that police call down because they heard our transmission over our channel and was like
Did you just say there was?
Fucking 12 car accident on the thruway like yeah, that's affirmative. We're still getting further. We'll let you know
We're on the way on our own. No reports. Nobody's there the entire time
Our intern is in the back having like a fucking panic attack. I think they're about to be managing a fucking MCI
Show up it's like three cars one guy got decapitated another dude died in a car fire. It was pretty fucked. No
No, and before you ask no he could not park there
No, everything went fine, but I just
It's like is the our radio transmissions were like the same fucking thing. It was like the fuck did you just?
like what
You respond to that and it is like oh god my day is ass now fuck
Probably the same
Why are we fucked?
Yeah, yeah. No you do I was like this is gonna be fucking dope
That's in the front seat like finally some fucking action when he called on the radio and like and he's like yeah
We're getting murdered that was his reaction
No, there was one transmission that was put I'm gonna defend myself. This is my take
I got it. I mean I can't go back and listen to that episode
I know I listen to parts of it and there were so many falsification
Falsification yeah, you and Phil shit you guys made so much shit up
Let's remind the viewers that Bravo unknown medical is the one where Tyler and mr. Phil Saunders almost got murdered on the call
Yes, yes, they blamed me the fucking dispatcher that the only thing they told me was Bravo unknown medical this address
And I thought it was fishy because it wasn't in the correct territory, and I called I
called a city's dispatch and
I was like alright something seems off about this what's going on and
We're gonna fucking blur it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we do here's I care
I care and so does he clearly but regardless no I
Dispatched the proper units notice something was fishy handed everything else off to my partner
And I said I'm gonna listen to this you guys then got on scene
You did not have well if you had a portable for me
I never heard anything from it, or you didn't take it in oh we did we did apparently it turned to the wrong channel
No, no that was your fire portable that you had on the wrong channel, so they copied you
I can't hear that I the only channel that I get in there is the main I don't get anything else
I don't have the option to get anything
It's not a me problem
I didn't know and I was the one who alerted the fucking fire department that something seemed off and then our
Lord and Savior over there at the number seven engine
Yeah, picked up on it the same time. I did and just went he didn't call in route to it or anything
He just called arriving because I paid attention
Took three fucking ten minutes to get because it wasn't their territory. It wasn't even close to their territory
Yeah, I don't know what the that whole thing was a fucking cluster
They are so the squad is so much east from that. That's that's so
It should have been seven and two it should have been our two yeah my
My favorite part was wouldn't alley mac just keeps calling the station and good so about that transport. I didn't do that
I didn't do that. I called and I can't remember if it was you or you who picked up
I was I was told that your partner was having a tough time with it. I was working. Oh
Yeah, you weren't yeah, go fuck yourself then but no I fucking called you and I said hey man. Here's the deal
That person's able to go home if they want to but it seems like they're choosing not to so I can't
Just like about me. There's like yeah, you're good
I did I talked to you and I asked how you were doing and I asked you to put your partner on and you said that he was going through it and that you had it covered and I took your word for it and then I asked you late and I texted him to in depth and then we all went out to breakfast in the morning too
I don't know if we went after that shift. I think we went the no we did we did after that shit
If we didn't we went like the day after I was with everybody we went with everybody
Yeah, I was fucking chain smoking that shit. No, I because our fucking our supervisor or buddy
Supervisor no over hold up. I just wanted to say one thing about that buddy supervisor
You guys did have your portable for me
But it was never transmitted on and it was left at the residence and that supervisor picked it up and brought it back to the station and he is like yeah because I got a call from APD that they said that they found it because
Bro, there's ten thousand APDs in America
But like I looked at I looked at but like he looked at me just goes yeah, you're good Lee. Anyways, how's your partner Mike?
He's fucked up. He's going through it. I was outside just going
He's just like yeah, you're good Lee Mike. I've seen worse
Yeah, I've seen somebody cut in half the long way
You just look at him you be like hey buddy
When you've been in this job as long as I've been nothing faces. Yeah, I'm gonna go check on the kid
Make sure he's doing all right
That's pretty much how it was
I'm gonna go check on the kid because our Lord and Savior like fucking I'm like, yeah, he's going through it Mike
I'm gonna go talk to me. He's good. That's a good man right there, brother. That's a good man
He's just like you know what I got your stretcher you go talk to your friend Casey. I don't know about you
But I don't think that calls with our Lord and Savior went the same way when it was you and me I don't I don't ever remember anything
We wouldn't even get a fucking attaboy afterwards and no we would kill it we would do a good job on the fucked calls
But I don't I don't ever remember him being like I mean I remember me like nice work
That was a that was a tough one and then he'd walk out the door. That was it. Yeah
Definitely didn't just get fucking murdered like whatever the captain works in mysterious ways
The captain works in mysterious ways he does
You know you don't have relations on retirement to our Lord and Savior
You don't you don't ask for his praise you give him praise and you hope that he returns it
But like but like I think he was like you're caring for your brother there. You got this
You're a good man for can for your brother
I liked it when I had a trainee where we had a fucking seizure call where the fucking guy was
Combative as fuck and he was trying to take out my trainee fucking I'm not gonna say her name
Yeah, y'all y'all y'all y'all remember though the short chick with a ponytail blonde lazy eye. Yeah, yeah
and
Yeah, she got uh she got into a little bit of a tissy with our Lord and Savior
Because this combative seizure patient or we were trying to give a fucking
Versed to to get him to chill the fuck out
She she got mad at him for him putting his hands on her to get him away to get her away from the frantically flailing
brolic seizing
combative postictal dude
And she was like I just don't think
Independent woman. Yeah
So I just don't think he should have put his hands on me. Okay
Look, you would have got your hands put on you by a different dude ten times harder if you didn't move and you weren't doing that
Like so he was literally just trying to make sure you didn't get hurt if you want to put a complaint in we can do that
But I'm telling you right now. It's probably not gonna get anywhere because it wasn't what you thought it was like I will I'll back you up
I'll support you through this, but I don't think it's a good call like
I get you out look out for your own, but it was do you especially if it's against our Lord and Savior
We can't do that. No
Okay, it's the Lord
I'll tell you what I don't know if Dan's coming but I think he said he was not I don't think we're getting him
I might he might oh
Let's take a break. Okay, give him give him a call and we'll be right back on untitled podcast do math and drive
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast. We're here. I forgot to tell you it was episode 68
Oh no, you know what that means?
Six, eight
What does that mean?
It means next episode is episode 69
Oh shit!
There it is! The big six nine
We'll never have another one unless we make it to episode 69 69
We have 420
We have 420 that one's coming up
Episode 420 yep
I don't think we're gonna make it to 420
We still have 80,085 to love boobs
We're gaining a following here
We have episode 80,085 love boobs
How many does fucking Rogan have now?
What?
How many episodes does Rogan have now?
How many episodes?
Oh I don't know
He's in the thousands for sure
He's definitely in the quad digits
Dan said he was gonna try to like plug us on this girls TikTok that has like 3 million views
Oh boy
Hopefully that will be going for us
Wait so is Dan coming now?
No
Damn
Rest in peace for this episode
We'll see him in 69 hopefully
2,109
Or 119 is Joe Rogan
2,119
Yeah we could get there
We could get 80,085 for the boobs episode
Yeah more than Rogan
Just keep doing this for 18 years
We'll do 7 episodes a day
Let's talk about Chinese execution vans
Execution vans?
Vans
Oh my god I did hear you correctly
They're mobile units in China
Rather than execute prisoners in a prison
They have vans that go around
Pick people up
And execute them in the van
That's pretty rad
I do that sometimes
You can just accidentally do that
So they're like
The Chinese government is like
Yeah we're saving money
Because we're doing this mobilely
Wait that's like a selling point?
Yeah it's like propaganda
Because they're executing people without even a trial
People are afraid that the execution van is going to show up to their house
And they're just going to be fucking kidnapped and killed
So you're telling them the CIA doesn't do the same thing?
Chinese execution vans look it up
That is fucking wild
Oh my god
Chinese execution vans
How do they not have
I mean I guess I do see why they don't have a rebellion
But like are they not horrified of their government for doing that?
Remember in Covid in Wuhan
Where they wouldn't let people leave their fucking apartments
For like months
People didn't have any food or sometimes they didn't have any water
And they still wouldn't let them leave
And they were just screaming out the window for like help
Wow
Good on ya China
That sounds pretty fucking bad
If I have to be completely honest with ya
China's getting pretty fascist
Yeah that's going to blow up some day
That's something good to keep tabs on
You know what we really need to play all together is Helldivers
Helldivers
I was going to ask if you had that
I want to get it but I didn't have anyone to play with
So I'm like I'd just be playing with a bunch of fucking randos
Well he can't
It's not on Xbox?
No
It's on Playstation and PC
Really I thought it was on Xbox
Yeah that game sounds like it's fucking wild though
Well me and you can play it
Fuck Casey
Get a Playstation you fucking retard
A place? I have a PS4
Just get a PC bro
PC's the way to go man
It does everything
The fucking exclusives on both consoles come out on PC
Like I have Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and Last of Us on my PC
The only thing is that I also have fucking Forza Horizon
I got a PS5 just so I could play Final Fantasy and fucking Grand Theft Auto
It's just so unnecessarily expensive
It's like $2000 for a PC
No
Gaming PC
No it's not
I spent $5000 on my fucking setup and I can't really say much
Yeah but you don't have to do that though
Like I bought mine and it runs everything that comes out on high settings
Maybe not Ultra but on high settings
And I bought that like a year almost two years ago
The thing runs everything at 60 FPS for $1500
You can play an Xbox with the same graphics for $300
It's not the same graphics though
It's not
On an Xbox game if anything
What about a smaller screen?
I can hook it up to a TV and play it with a controller
Do you do that?
I have yeah
For Dead by Daylight I frequently do that actually
Because that's a game I like playing like with a controller
So I sit down on my couch if I'm playing alone
That's where I fucking massacre people is Chucky
That's when that happens is on the big screen
I like it
It's just you should get a PC though
They're great they get everything
They get the best of both worlds
Is that Dan? No it's not
No Dan's not coming
I was also watching a video this week about these Indian
This Indian population that lives off the coast of India on this like small island
And they're like
Uncontacted
Yeah uncontacted people
Actually no
There's one that's uncontacted called
What's it called?
They're cannibals
Yeah
Yeah Gizzy show me a video of that
Yeah and they like throw spears at the helicopters every time they come by
Yeah so there was that one and there was like a reporter who like go who went there to try to make contact with them
He's just like I'm going to fucking kill you and eat you
And he goes I think we should leave
Did you see that?
Oh yeah that one's called the Aghori
The tribe
They're a cannibalistic tribe
I thought it was really funny how the reporter's like
I think that we need to leave
The thing that I think is fucking wild is that we all seem to forget that there's just like about 300 separate groups within the Amazon rainforest now that are uncontacted too
Really?
Yeah you can look that up too
That blew my fucking mind because I heard about the fucking uncontacted tribes there but it's like nobody's really going into the Amazon
People are really fucked up like when they die they eat their dead and they like scoop their brains out and eat them
Yeah
And they also eat their own feces and drink their own urine
Yeah
And they try to do like everything that would be like you know what's it called very shocking or like unholy because it makes them they say it makes them closer to God or something
It's like a sect of Hinduism
Dope
They're rejected by Hinduists
Well I mean I would imagine they would be rejected by most people especially meeting anybody who shows up on your island with combat and the threat of having your brains eaten that's gonna
Hmm it's just because they don't have religion that's why
Wow
Casey I'm not going to dignify you with a response
That uh
That's bait
That thing that we were all puffing on out there well you and me were
Yeah
That was strong
Who the fuck's that uh that one
That's gonna be like a truck
That one dude on the Bruins that you showed me the fucking rat what the fuck was his name
That's uh fucking Brad Marshand
Yeah that dude's a fucking menace
I've he's my favorite I love him and I hate him at the same time
He's a fucking menace
He's such a he's such a scumbag but like if he was playing for my team I would be his number one fan
Cause he just pisses everybody off
He gets so many penalties
He does he spends more time in the box than he does on the ice
He's got like I think 67 penalty minutes and five minutes on ice time
Yeah that's his job
So going back to this uh the bridge thing in Baltimore they say the the power shut off on the cruise ship
Yeah
Before it hit the thing
It's a cyber attack
And then it made it like a 90 degree angle into the post and just fucking hit it
Yeah but there's video of it you can see when the power goes off in the ship
And then when it like and it angles and then you see when the power comes back on and it's way too late for them to do anything
Yeah but I'm saying like did a cyber attack
I don't know
That would be so coordinated to make it happen just like that
Wait but so the power goes out and then it comes back on and these fucking steer like facing the the pylon that is holding the bridge up
And they just smash into it
Yeah but they were like the chances of that are like astronomical
But they were already gonna smash into it though
And there was some I saw some debate on social media like if a power is out can a can the ship steer and some people are like yeah it can
Yeah with hydraulic manual controls that take like several minutes to access though
I'm sure because it's that's all hydraulic then that's got to be manual overrides and shit there's no way that that shit's just like that easily accessible that quickly
Like that's such a freak event that like right as you're gonna hit something your power goes off
Like you're not gonna be
Right as they come up to the bridge and what was the cause of the power failure by the way
I don't think so I really don't like that just seems like such a hard ridiculous cyber attack to this is more of a conspiracy than 9-eleven
I think that the Boeing thing is more scary to be honest
Oh are you gonna tell Ali Mac about how we can't name villagers certain things in Minecraft
Oh yeah I tried to name in Minecraft I was making the Twin Towers right I tried to name this villager Joseph Pfeiffer
And it just came up like xxxxx and I couldn't name them Joseph Pfeiffer or any any variation of like Joe Pfeiffer
So I named him Chief Pfeiffer but like other names work like George Bush worked Richard Cheney Dick Cheney didn't work
Because you can't put the word dick in a Minecraft
But the only the only name that I saw that was banned was Joseph Pfeiffer
That's got to be a slur in some way
No no no it's a conspiracy because they know
No because because Fife Fife what Fife see Casey he was not trying to name a villager in Minecraft
Joseph fire Pfeiffer you can't do it you can name him Joe you can name him Pfeiffer
The deep state doesn't want you playing Minecraft with Joseph Pfeiffer
And how does that help cover it up I don't know I would argue that that would draw if there was some elaborate conspiracy
Where they were horrified that people that play Minecraft would find his name
Why would they ban it that makes it so much more so I saw it happen it's fucking weird like
Because they say oh people are going to go look up Joseph Pfeiffer now and they're going to see that he fucking caused 9-11
Yeah but it's going to make a bigger fucking uproar that you can't put his name in and people are going to be like why can't you
No but the thing is like it's like I'm not I don't agree with Casey on his conspiracy thing with that
But I'm just saying that is a really weird fucking thing though
Yeah it is
It's just weird
I think it's a glitch
It's not like that was weird
I think it's got to be a glitch and how do you know it's not it could be finding something in a different language that could be a fire
I tried Joseph I tried Joe I tried Joey
Yeah so clearly it's Pfeiffer
No and then we did his name is Chief Pfeiffer
No I named him Chief Pfeiffer and it worked
And it worked
Maybe that's when the fucking the fucking
What's that shit name when the fucking shit comes from
Is the name Joseph is banned?
No
I mean maybe did you try?
Yeah we tried to name something Joe
Joe worked
I didn't know I don't know if like just Joe works but
Well sounds like we have to dig a little deeper
I just think it's weird that that was banned
Yeah me too I saw that was like it was like xx xx
And I was like what the fuck did you try to name him he's like Joseph Pfeiffer I'm like
What the fuck and then he tried to name it Joe Joe Pfeiffer
Nothing
But why would George be why would Joe be banned but George is fine
Or Joe isn't because I've named things Joe in Minecraft before
Oh
It's just Joe Pfeiffer
It's just fucking weird like that that was just a weird fucking thing like
I don't believe I can see it's a conspiracy or anything on this like that's real fucking weird to me though
Like but you gotta see fucking what we built though
We built a bunch of more autistic shit and you're gonna hate it but it's great
I'll have to take a look
Yeah it's great I love it
Because like fucking Lundy saw it he's like whoa that looks exactly like
I am so pissed I wasn't here when he was
Lundy's great
I fucking love him working with him is fucking awesome
Casey would you mind if I were to see that Le Vapotour for me
Le Vapotour
Le Bapetier
For those uh fellow autists
Okay so
Ellie Mack
Yeah
Let's talk about quantum mechanics
Okay what do you want to hear
Ask me some outrageous shit Casey
Some outrageous shit
Ellie Mack do you think that there are other beings in our universe beyond the observable universe that we can see
I think that that is the most likely outcome
Do you think that there is a chance right because Earth is so close to the sun it's like a perfect distance away right
Yes
So it's the perfect distance where we can survive and not be too cold or too hot
Do you think there is another planet like that out there we can't see
So there are several planets that actually exist within a Goldilocks zone
That's the term for it where it's like it's technically it's possibly habitable it has water
It's within the correct temperature range the combination of the chemicals can support life
There's tons of them they're all ridiculously far away and we have no idea how to get to them
But theoretically there absolutely could be life on them that does exist and we just can't see it yet because it's everything's in reverse so long
Like we are seeing millions of years in the past when we look at these planets because that's how long the light takes to get to us
So it's so hard to fucking really tell
People are like why don't we like see signs of other life in our universe
And that's that paradox I was talking to you the one time about
But it could be just because they're so far away that we don't get like light yet or radio communication
Well the basis of that paradox is that in all likelihood we should be able to see other forms of life
Like based off of our understanding of how life came to be on planet Earth this should have occurred other places
Why are we not seeing signs of advanced life yet and there's a couple different possibilities there
Are we just somehow astronomically more advanced than every other planet that has life on it
Or are we truly just some anomaly that has life here
And then there's like the wow signal but I'm pretty sure that got debunked a while ago
Because that was like the biggest thing that we were thinking is like a radio wave potentially
But like radio waves they travel the same speed as light
They're not going to make it to us too so it's just this roadblock you run into
I believe that life has infinite occurrences in our infinite universe that's filled with infinite planets and all that shit
But I think that it is just a ridiculously, ridiculously miniscule chance that we somehow come to be
With the pillars of creation and all that that we talk about with the fucking methane oceans and shit
With the carbon based planet that we think that that's how it happened
But Tyler's like I'm going to kill myself
I'm listening I'm just I don't really got anything of input
So just one quick thing this is completely off topic but you guys seen Friday the 13th like the movie right
Yes
You remember Jason using a chainsaw
Yes
He's never used a chainsaw
Oh wait that's Mandela
Yeah it's a Mandela effect Jason's never used a chainsaw
I think people get him in leather face mixed up a lot
A lot but like you can like I can picture him with like a chainsaw in the movie
I picture like a shot where like he goes through a front door
With like a chainsaw
With a chainsaw and the shots like looking up at him with the light
Like he never had a chainsaw
And like there's some promotional art where he has a chainsaw but he's never had one
Like I don't want to get off topic here but I want to talk about the Mandela effect because it's real fucking weird
I'd love to talk about the Mandela effect too and to be frank Tyler I think I said everything I had to say
Okay
So I'm ready to go
Yeah there's a lot of like Mandela effects like that that I want to talk about because like that that's one of the ones that I'm like
I remember him having a chainsaw but I did like a marathon of all the Friday the 13th movies and I'm like even like the new like reboots
I'm like he never had a chainsaw
And I'm like
The thing is for the Mandela effect I like I'm one of the people who like I remember hearing that Nelson Mandela was killed
Like I remember that
He died in prison
Yeah
But he didn't he like became president or some shit I think
Yeah and I remember hearing that like I'm sure of it when I was a kid I remember that
The Berenstein Bears one
The Berenstein Bears one then there's the Fruit Loops and there's a bunch where it's like maybe I'm just misremembering it but
But like Jason having a chainsaw is one of them and I'm like I like I can I can remember it like him like busting through a door
Like even like him like chainsawing a door down and like walking through it
Because like chainsaws were always like a I remember when I had a haunted house in elementary school
Jason had a chainsaw
There was a guy wearing a Jason mask that was chasing people around with a rubber chainsaw
Yeah but like
It's quite the cause of catastrophe actually a lot of parents complained because that guy was really fucking scary
He scared the shit out of me when I was in like third grade
He walked through a haunted he was fucking you would get out of the haunted house
And he chased you down
And he's like oh we made it out and he's like RAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH
He's like oh my god he's still there
And he was still oh my god he was a menace
So Casey are there any Mandela effects that you that you are like really like weirded out by
The Mandela effect is like when so many people like believe something
Remember something that wasn't exactly true
Oh yeah I have one
Like what's one that like really like fucking trips you up
The Bible
Oh my god
That's not a Mandela effect
I'll tell you one I actually do have a good example
I have a good example if you want to look up on your phone it's a baseball one
Look up Evan Longoria Saves Reporter
And it's gonna be a
It's gonna be a highlight where he's talking to a reporter and like this fucking baseball comes flying in from the outfield
Oh I remember that video
And he catches it out of nowhere
And I'm not being racist here
But you see how it's a black woman though
I remember it being a white yeah
It was a white blonde that was interviewing him
I remember
And now it's a black woman who's interviewing him
That's yeah I remember it being a white woman too that's weird
Like cause that's a popular clip where he fucking just he has like a spidey sense and just like
It was fucking cool as shit
But I remember it because I watched a shit I watched that thing like crazy
I remember it being like a white woman
There's a couple other like I'll look up like I'll look up like a list of them
No but they were actually talking about the
Mandela effect with that thing in the bridge in Baltimore
Because some people were like believing this like false information that when the ship lost power it had no steering
But when the ship loses power it sometimes does have steering
And people were like you know it's like 99% of people say something's true
Then everybody's gonna believe it's true even if it's not
So remember the the Britney Spears oops I did again music video
Yeah
Was she wearing headphones or was she not wearing headphones
I don't know that's
Apparently she wasn't but I don't remember that
Also the Looney Tunes one fucking was weird it's like T-U-N-E-S not T-O-O-N-S
Yeah there is that one too
I vividly remember it being like tunes
It doesn't even fucking make sense to be T-U-N-E-S
So Tyler let me let me say this and you're not gonna like this
But the Mandela effect ties like directly into a lot of quantum mechanics
The Bible
Yeah it has the
Not the
Like we skip to another universe type thing
Well it's not as well yes it's like another universe but it's like you're there is these
Yeah but I'm saying like if I grow up in like a Christian community and everybody around me is telling me that like this shit happened with Jesus and I have to believe this
I'm probably gonna believe it
Casey that doesn't have anything to fucking do with what we're talking about right now
It is
No it's not you're a fucking retard Casey
Every fucking time that we have a fucking podcast you have something stupid to fucking say
Is it hard being this retarded
No
Is it really hard being this retarded and being this much of a fucking pretentious asshole
That you think that atheism is the only way
You're one of the most pretentious pieces of shit
You're agnostic aren't you
No he doesn't believe anything
You're agnostic
He's a piece of shit
I am actually obnoxious
No
You are obnoxious
I am obnoxious actually
You are obnoxious piece of shit
I believe in ghosts
You don't believe in God you don't believe in fucking how can you believe in ghosts and you don't believe in God you don't you can't you're like I believe in ghosts but that has to fucking do with the spirit
I loosely believe in ghosts and I don't necessarily believe in a God I'm not saying that I don't
There might be but I don't fucking know we have no evidence to point in the direction of a God
You are the worst type of person when it comes to this shit Casey
God does not exist nor is he ghosted
You are a fucking fedora tipping atheist Casey
I'm not trying to be
Actually um
Wait why did you even say that spurred this I didn't even hear
I don't know
What you said
I don't remember
You said you were prompted
I'm kind of cross so don't
Casey said something along
I'm like don't take me too seriously
Casey said well the greatest Mandela effect is that everyone believes the bible was real
Tyler got big mad about that
I'm just fucking sick of this shit Casey
You come in every fucking week with some new fucking bullshit
That was completely prompted
Okay I think he was just trying to get a rise out of you
You're the worst type of person when it comes to this because no matter what you say
No matter what you do you're going to be like but um actually the bible says this
No you guys oh guess what you guys are all like blah blah blah we should fucking
Care about all these other religions you're always yelling at me for fucking ripping on the Jews
Guess what the most of the shit that you guys are fucking like well the bible's barbaric it says this
It's the fucking jew part it's not the christian part you fucking imbeciles
Well we should make an atheist bible
Just to get us
I should write an atheist bible
Wow that's such a smart idea
Okay wow okay
Where's my V
Okay it's right here
Jesus fucking christ Casey you're the fucking worst type of person
When it comes to all I was going to say is that there's actually this is a hot
But atheists aren't necessarily bad people though
Yes they are
Okay okay okay I want to get us back on track here
Okay
Fuck
Do y'all have it out of your systems
No
Okay well save it for another topic
I was just going to say the tie in with quantum mechanics on this one
This is a hot take this is an Ali Mack take I have no evidence to support this but it's what I believe
I think that when you die in this universe in some freak accident you got fucking hit by an 18 wheeler
You got hit by a train you fucking overdosed in a bathtub I don't fucking know
But when you die your consciousness jumps to another universe where you're still alive
And then you go through and the Mandela effect is the effect of that
You remember your previous life but not your death you don't remember your death because that never happened
I believe in reincarnation
So it's kind of like a reincarnation thing and I can't remember I'm tying two theories together
And I can't cite my sources for the last one but that is a theories that essentially when you die you
No it's quantum suicide
Listen I'm agnostic in the sense that there could be a heaven and Tyler could be right about everything
It's just a very small chance
It's a very high chance every single person who's actually did actual research real scientists and shit
The more that they fucking research the greater the chance they said that there is a fucking god because
They don't say that
Yes that's a fucking truth
They continue to say we don't know because we don't there's no evidence to point us in one direction
If we're gonna go with the fucking numbers on this statistically it's improbable that we exist without a creator
What stats?
But you say that every other
The amount of random chance that would happen
I live for looking up there's no evidence to point us in one direction or the other
This is like the realm that I love studying
That's not true
A fucking random chance like if it was just random numbers
This is your belief though
This isn't just a fucking belief
This isn't science disengagement
This is real fucking numbers Sally Mac
It's real numbers
Show me then
The numbers Mason
Show me then I want to see the numbers because I have never heard this take
Every scientist I have and every quantum physicist that gives their take on religion
Pretty much most of them say like we just we just don't know like we think about this from a scientific perspective
But like we don't know and we don't know if there's ever gonna be a way to know like that's the that's the consensus among people that like sure you have like your you have quantum physicists that are fucking religious like they do exist
So the probability this is this is an actual fact that I looked up is from Scientology.com
Now this is from Science alert.com fucking but I just looked at a couple other ones. It's the same thing
The I want to say I want you to send me the link so I can fact check this fucking the probability of life happening is about one in 10 to 2200 tooth 2,000,680,000
Like 10 to that power
Yeah, but the thing is is that what you're saying right there we only theorize about how life became to exist on earth. We don't know how it started yet
So that that that fact whatever you have there is irrelevant. We don't know how life started here. It's all theories like we have no fucking clue
That's why we don't know that if aliens exist or not
Really fucking think that we just happened by chance. I don't know. That's my whole take is I don't know
Statistically, it's almost improbable. It's almost impossible. That is a stat that you are assigning to this on your own
I fucking just told you what the fucking stat was and this stat I'm telling you that the stat that that's based off of
You're taking a fucking different stat
I'm fact checking it
You're not fact checking it. You're fucking going you're doing a completely different fucking thing
I'm telling you we we have theories as to how earth how life started on earth, but we don't know them
We have zero proof. We can't replicate it
Yeah, you can't replicate it because you're not fucking God. You can't replicate something that was created by God
No create anything that is fucking like God. The only thing that we can create is fucking physical things
Tyler I am not saying any of that
I am saying that the stat that whatever you just read is based off of is based off of a theory as to how we
Think life came to be you're wrong. I
I mean, so you have like a one in a million something chance of winning the lottery, right?
But somebody always wins the lottery
So, I mean there's there's always a chance of something with a small probability happening
Well, if there's enough time that goes by eventually it's going to and this ties right back into what I think I think that there's fucking life all over the place
It's just that we did that the universe is in can't see no measurement to it
We can't see it yet. We'll be lucky if we ever see it. All right, Casey, if you're fucking such a genius what?
What what what what why what happened to let us exist?
So what to make it I gotta take a piss and I'll be right back and I will give my take on that exact question
How do we exist if we don't have a creator?
Well, so there's something called the primordial soup where the right conditions existed on earth for that
What how did the universe come into fucking play? Oh like the Big Bang?
Yeah, awesome. There's what how did the Big Bang happen?
Because we never knew how the Big Bang happened
There's theories that universes can pop in and out of existence just like quarks, which are subatomic particles do
So the universe could have just popped into existence without a reason. What's the probability of a universe just popping in and out?
I don't know. What's the probability of God being real?
Probability of God being real is almost a hundred percent because there's no way that we fucking exist without a fucking creator
Well, so every religion has these like theories and like of of how the world started but they kept all be right
Right, like look at most of the creation stories. They're almost all the same
But like you can't like Hindus believe in reincarnation and like Buddhist and stuff
But like do you believe in do Christians believe in reincarnation?
There can't be both things so you're wrong on that. Technically the Buddhist and the
Fucking Hindus believe in reincarnation in a cycle to the point where you become God yourself
But you have to go through like all the cycle and I think like like you go like being an animal is like one level being a human is another level
Then there's like there's there's God there's like demigod. There's it's like a whole bunch of shit, but like
There's a there's a whole bunch of different afterlife theories. I'm not even talking about the afterlife series
I'm just talking about the existence of a fucking creator being that you're so fucking against because you're such a fucking
Stoneheaded retard that you fucking decide that oh, I don't believe in anything because I think I'm smarter than fucking
I just don't have any evidence that there's a creator. There's fucking evidence everywhere that there's a fucking creator
Well, you know, it's like when I was like in college and stuff I was learning about
How life evolved on earth from nothing basically when the right chemicals existed in the atmosphere that could create
Create organic molecules, which eventually evolved into cells and single-celled organisms
And that couldn't be in part due to God having the particles there for us
Oh, why wouldn't God just make like people right off the bat?
God has fucking rules. You got a fucking do you believe in Adam and Eve? I believe in fucking I believe that
So you're fucking you're putting me in a box that you're saying that oh, I believe the Bible everything is literal in the Bible
From fucking start to finish. Is it not the Bible's metaphorical every every fucking every Christian that is an actual fucking
Christian that does like research into things the Bible is a book of metaphors. Well, I agree with you
So why can't certain things like Jesus be metaphorical Jesus metaphorical?
Jesus was an actual Jesus was a real person, but why can't him like ascending from heaven be metaphorical?
It's been a there's there's been actual artifacts that prove that that there was there was Jesus
Jesus did exist as a human being and there is actual evidence that after he was crucified he was seen
Walking around with his disciples for 60 days
But why can't why can't Jesus or not Jesus but like God himself be metaphorical like there's this like all
All-seeing powerful thing that's watching us. What's your huge qualm with with God?
Like what what do you what do you just have zero evidence that I actually believe is correct
But if you're angry at God, I feel like you're angry that you don't believe in anything
You're angry that I don't believe in God. I just think that I'm frustrated that people are imposed this belief
God delusion when you were fucking 14 years old. I didn't read. No, I've heard of it by what we're Richard Dawkins
Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. Oh, yeah, I like watching his debates. Yeah, he's a fucking piece of shit
Fucking Richard Dawkins is an angry fucking well, just because I don't believe something I have no evidence of doesn't mean I'm angry
It just means that I don't have any evidence of it and I can't you're angry at Christians for fucking believing in something
No, yes
No, no, I'm not angry at them. I'm just I just think that they don't they don't they kind of like obscure the facts in the in the way where
Everything is like I've I forgot where it's going but continue
So you're saying that everything has to be put into fucking our lens of things, but that's not necessarily true
I don't know the last time you've been to an actual fucking church, but we take the world put it into
I can hear you alley back
We can put we can put things into these boxes, but you you you fucking I feel like you have a vendetta against the fucking of any organized religion because you think that anybody who believes in organized religion is is wrong because it doesn't fit your fucking
I think they're just misleading people like I think they're forcing people not to believe in certain scientific facts because of religion like when religion gets the way of like government or society or like science. I don't think that's a good thing
When was the last time that that happened?
Every civilization ever because people always want to integrate religion into government like even now like I was just watching the interview that there was like a priest on there. He was like, oh, we need to like get more Christianity and government and like have more representative Christians in here.
If you look at every fucking government, it's all been based on a religion doesn't matter what religion but each right is based on a certain but they're all different religions right
Specifically kind of but the the the Western world is based on Christianity whether you want it to be or not even our laws are based on biblical laws. We have different laws too, but our moral system is based on the Bible and based on religion in general.
But you can't you can't say that the Bible hasn't had a profound effect on on the entire you know world. Oh, it has because definitely because the the the question of morality has been put into the Bible.
But with the question of morality and the laws of the land the laws of the land is always based on the holy book that is that is used for that society as a and going back to Western society is based on Christianity, whether you want to admit it or not the the entirety of the entire
Western world has been based off of the rules of Christianity. Sure, even if we have we've grown since then even if the question is should it be based on Christianity there's there's not a like the thing I'm trying to say here is that the laws that we have and the laws that we all agreed upon in Western worlds almost all of them are are based off of biblical text.
And then we have grown as a society away from religion, but even if you've grown away from religion as a society. If you're following the laws of the country. You're pretty much still following the tenants of the Bible.
But what about like ancient Egypt right when they like sacrificed people to like the sun gods, and like they actually believe that that's what would that that's what the gods wanted them to do was sacrifice like children to the sun gods, like, so that's.
So there's different paths of that. There's also fucking things that you look at. And if you look at most religions that aren't like the ones that are sacrificial religions, the ones that are the more religions that are well we accepted into society and have been accepted in society for the last, you know,
2000 plus years, the ones that aren't sacrificial the ones that are more, quote unquote, morally correct in our society that we've had, like the ones that are that are based on mercy or forgiveness and stuff like that are the ones that we've stuck with the ones that were sacrificial.
And the ones that were like, you know, archaic. They've pretty much all gone the way of the dinosaur with that, but the ones that have stuck around for long enough. They, they have such a moral, like moral standing that even people who don't believe in the Bible believe in most of the laws that we have.
And even then, and even if they don't believe in the Bible, they believe in our laws. So technically they believe that the tenants of the Bible are actually a thing to to to follow.
Yeah, but I kind of have morals without a Bible without a book. I can make my own more like it's it's wrong to kill somebody.
Well, yeah, but what if we're all, I think, I think it's wrong to kill somebody, right? And I don't believe in God. So that's a moral that every human should have. It used to have that moral that moral came from religion.
Like back in caveman times, I could kill Ali Mack for food and that would be completely acceptable and I wouldn't have any repercussions from it. If we kill somebody now, not only do you have the societal repercussions, you have the moral repercussions of killing that. But we've always had moral repercussions of killing some.
We're going no before religion and caveman times and shit. We didn't really have. But what relevance does that have? I think there wasn't that there wasn't law before religion. Well, whether God exists or whether religion exists or not, it's still wrong to kill somebody.
And I think that's the thing. The wrongness of killing somebody has come from a religious thing, even back like when like we first started doing things. I think it was more just our growth of intelligence and more neurons in our brains through the process of evolution that just made us smarter.
And we realized, hey, maybe killing the people in my group is not just the best fucking thing for me. And eventually we grew out of it and we were like, wow, that's fucking bad. Religion didn't come into a way, way further down the line than cavemen.
It comes from civilized society, not necessarily from religion. And there were religions in the caveman times and they were all fanatical like fucking Mayan society where they did these sacrifices and shit. That all came when they believed in gods. They were sacrificing people and ripping out their still beating hearts.
We covered that before you came down. Yeah, but they all fucking believed in a god. So so where's the argument that's what I was saying. The argument did exist. It just wasn't that one. Like I said, and I'm fucking I'll backtrack so you can hear this one.
The archaic religions like the sacrificial ones and stuff have all gone out of practice. And like I was saying, the the moral, the the quote unquote morally justified religions, the ones that are based on mercy, self sacrifice, service, like shit like that has stayed due to the fact that it's not only beneficial to society.
It's also beneficial to the person that's doing it. Even if you don't agree with it, the the way that that the that the more the accepted religions are, they have a set of moral systems that even if you're not part of it, you agree with that type of moral system.
So when I'm so what I'm saying is that I get it. But again, we're still evolving through the times and eventually we become smart enough to realize, hey, we're not going to kill one another. You already see a revolving door with all these religions that all have their beliefs.
And then Christianity is just the one that takes on because the first one where people are smart enough, but it's no different from the rest of the religions. But like I was saying, there's actual historical fact that Jesus did exist and there is historical fact that he was seen after he was crucified with his disciples.
OK, so the first part, yes, there's not a lot of evidence to suggest that he came back. There is there is evidence that he did come back from from outside sources from not just the Bible. They had and like with with the fucking holes in his wrist that they said that they fucking had people that were able to put their holes, their their hand through the hole in his wrist.
But it's like I don't have to get my morals from religion. Why can't I just get like it's wrong to kill somebody? Why can't I just come up with that myself rather than getting it from religion? Like if I didn't have religion, would it still be wrong to kill somebody?
Yes, I was. What's the what's the what's the what's the detriment to killing somebody if you don't have a punishment system?
Because humans feel empathy towards each other. So if I feel that I'm from evolution from natural human instincts, like if I kill somebody, I'll feel empathy towards them and I'll feel bad about it.
And that's a natural human instinct that doesn't come from whether it exists or not.
If you're a fucking person from birth, if you're if it was a natural thing and it wasn't taught to you by society, empathy would be with you from birth when you until you're about seven years old.
Empathy is a is a foreign concept to you until you're taught about empathy and kids have kids are like little sociopaths, aren't they?
Yeah, kids are fucking straight up evil.
They're taught like these rules of the land, which came from biblical text, but it doesn't have to come from like you can teach kids morals without religion.
Yeah, but I'm not saying you can't fucking do that. Now I'm saying that where did the fucking morals come from?
At first, you're going to say evolution again, but following the morals came from natural human instincts, the morals came from fucking rules that we had to do.
I think that it was the rules coming intelligence throughout generations to eventually to point where I think we're stupider than the last.
It is not beneficial for my society for me to kill somebody else.
We're going back in fucking morals.
You see? No, I don't believe we are 100% going backwards.
You start to see like the group as a whole rather than just thinking of yourself.
We became less selfish as we we are becoming more selfish.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Now, now, but that's all social now that causes that because we're going away from fucking God.
The more we go away from God, the greater fucking sociopaths everybody becomes.
Everybody's becoming a fucking asshole.
Everybody doesn't believe in fucking anything better than that.
I don't think that I just don't think that I don't think that we're any more assholes than we were fucking 60 years ago.
Now we're 100,000 years ago, right? Yeah, we always like, you know, we always were cavemen that would cut a hunt and kill other species and fight amongst ourselves.
And I'm going to go.
I think that we should switch topics.
I'm just going to lose with me.
I'm just going to end it off by saying Casey is one of the most pretentious pieces of shit that I've ever met in my entire life when it comes to religion.
You think that you're fucking this smart fucking I know everything because I listen.
I'm a more smarter than fucking a bull.
Sometimes I come off as a fedora atheist and I don't mean to focus.
You said Fedora Fedora Fedora.
It's a fad.
If I come up, if I come off as a fedora atheist, I don't mean to sound that way.
I'm just like, you know, I just don't accept the notion.
So you're a fucking contract to consular in you.
Contrarian.
You just want to be fucking.
I'm not trying to say like, oh, I'm right about this.
The other side of literally everything from disagreeing with you, man.
Every fucking idea that Casey has is probably the stupid.
And if you want to hear the stupidest idea or the stupidest fighting point on a thing, we need a guy.
I don't know, man.
Literally.
Hey, Casey, what's your idea of form of government?
I think communism has never actually been fully implemented.
It's always not been the correct form of communism.
Wow.
That's crazy.
It wouldn't be a drag story hours.
I actually think that drag story hours should be in every single child in the United States of America.
Hey, Casey, what do you think?
I got gun control.
I think that guns are a bad thing.
Hey, what do you think of fucking hard work?
I think that I should be able to jerk off and fucking watch movies all day and get paid by the government because I'm a piece of shit.
Fuck you, Casey.
You make me angry.
You hurt you.
You fucking are only hurting yourself.
We fucking degenerate.
You have to have some more.
You have to have a devil's advocate.
Otherwise, what would the podcast be?
You know, you just fucking you had the I play devil's advocate.
Sometimes you just have the worst takes I've ever heard my entire life on everything.
It's not like I want to be wrong.
You just are about God.
All right.
But I just can't accept given the evidence that I have that God exists.
You're just a fucking idiot.
I mean, I agree.
He just said I know I'm not trying to be in your face.
I don't want to go to hell.
I'm just saying I just do.
I'll be I'll be chilling and I'll be like, well, you're in the lake of fire.
I tried.
So you're telling me that if I'm a good person my whole life, but I have my take on that that I'm going to go to hell because of that.
You never accepted Christ into your heart.
What if I'm a good person?
I'm not denying him, though, either.
You did deny him.
If you do not.
No, I didn't.
I just said I didn't believe that if you do not accept his praise, then you are not.
What about the Muslims?
I believe, bro, but I can't believe that's the fucking biggest fucking tenant in the thing is belief is is is faith in fucking.
I can't blindly believe it when all the other fucking one.
Are the Jews all going to?
Yes.
Are the Hindus all going to?
Yes.
Are the fucking Muslims all going to?
Oh, yes.
Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
One hundred percent.
That is not my take.
Not my take.
That is Tyler's take.
I will not have my name associated with that.
Listen, repent and fucking find Jesus.
If not, get ready to enjoy hell.
I don't care.
I tried to help you guys and you guys spit in my face.
I didn't spit in my face every time.
We are not spitting in your face, dude.
I'm trying to save you guys.
Oh, my God.
Tyler, I think you're misunderstanding what we're saying.
I reached out my hand and you gave me a fuck you or how you do it.
How do I know that you're not a false prophet?
Fucking if I am, I am.
Am I just supposed to be like, oh, OK.
Listen, if I'm wrong, what's the harm of me trying to fucking spread a little good?
Yeah, but explain to me why I should believe in your religion rather than the other ones that have just as compelling arguments for me to read the fucking Bible.
That's all you got to do.
It's a long fucking book.
It's a hard book.
If you read the whole Bible, you'll be like, hmm, interesting.
It's a it's the fucking whole thing is like if you actually read the actual whole Bible, you'll you'll get a different understanding on things because people will take this shit without reading.
It's it's like doing a book report on a fucking book you didn't read.
Like you can't you can't fuck.
I've read the Koran.
I've read the Torah because that's coming in over the mic just so you know.
I've read the Koran.
I've read like Hindu texts.
I haven't read all the Hindi texts, but I've read I've read the New Testament.
I've read that's still coming in over the mic.
It's fucking funny.
I was talking about down this episode.
I'm fucking saying I've read under attack Casey's just a retard.
Have fun taping your fedora in hell.
Fucking you and all the other atheists and fucking hell are going to be going to be fedora manlady.
Do you believe I can be saved?
Yeah, what if I never believe in God and I die an atheist?
Can I still be saved?
No, it's not kind of fucked up though.
No, if God put us here, why would he?
Why would he do that?
What about babies?
What about why would they put me in a baby?
Babies get fucking killed.
You guys think they're important babies.
Babies go to hell.
Right?
Do they actually go to hell?
I actually don't know.
They're not baptized.
Jesus Christ into their hearts.
So that's actually a fun in the if you if you have a stillborn, it never it didn't have
the chance to be baptized.
So it doesn't it doesn't count.
Do does my dog go to heaven?
Actually, Pope Francis said do dogs do go to heaven?
But I'm talking about baby that dies before it's baptized.
Yeah, but what authority does just Pope Francis have to say that?
How does how does the Pope know that and nobody else does?
So, yeah, guys, we just heard from God.
He told me that's what Christians have been doing for years.
That's like, yeah, they do go to heaven.
I know we didn't say it was a fucking Mandela effect.
Oh, God.
For real, for real, like, what is the explanation from the Pope is the why he can just be like,
yeah, yeah, sure.
PR God, it would be cool if they went.
All right.
Sure.
Yeah, dogs go to heaven.
Why not?
I'll give it to him.
I think there is there is text in the Bible that says that there are animals.
It's trending on Twitter.
Guys, God said it's all right.
The Pope said, yeah, our dogs are good.
You know, the craziest thing is in one of the fucking like text of the Bible, they say
you are judged by animals because animals have a better read on people than people do.
Well, I thought animals love me, which you're telling me I'm still going to hell.
Yeah, because you never accepted God.
But the animals love me.
But doesn't count the animals will know you never accepted God.
So the animals love me, but it only matters to God if it's cool for him.
Is that what you're saying?
You have no God.
Here's the thing.
Even if I accepted God or whatever, I say I believe in God, I accept God in my heart.
I wouldn't actually believe it deep outside.
So then you're just destined for hell, I guess.
So I guess I'm going to hell.
So you're telling me that I could go on to live some life where I am the most charitable
person, I commit no sin, as you would say, and then I die after just years of charity
and just being the best person I could be.
You're telling me I would still go to hell?
You'd still never.
You wouldn't go to hell.
You go to purgatory.
Oh, great.
So you're saying that like Muslim version of heaven doesn't exist because they're all
good.
So you're telling me that good people that don't accept God in life.
So you're telling me that I don't make the cut for purgatory?
That guy does and I don't?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I work in an ambulance until I'm fucking 60.
I throw my back out.
I have no fucking retirement.
End up in the grand.
I die.
I don't make the cut for purgatory.
I go to hell.
I scrape corpses my whole life.
I've done.
I don't make the cut.
What the fuck?
I like you scrape courses your whole life and this is the music that you hear when you go
to heaven.
So close.
God damn it.
I should have said fucking option B. You were only reconciled.
Ali Mack.
You never got confirmed.
Sorry, buddy.
We're going to have to send you downstairs.
What the fuck?
Most people go to purgatory if they don't believe.
It's just that if you're a bad person, you go to hell.
If you don't believe in anything, you go to purgatory because then you have to repent
for X amount of years and then you're allowed back in the heaven once you fucking actually
accept Christ because you're in purgatory.
Tyler, I respect your beliefs and I respect people who can have a actual debate without
just like, you know, screaming.
Well, I'm one of those.
All right.
Why didn't that be?
Let's do a segue here.
Oh no.
Gentlemen.
No, it's time.
Tyler, congratulations.
You want to know what?
I'm going to crack open a cold one just for that.
It's for the meme of it.
This is out of battery.
And the triple A's screwdriver and triple A's.
Oh, you need batteries.
Yeah, we need it.
It died.
Does it work?
No, it's dead.
All right.
Take a break.
Closet.
Yeah, it's dead.
All right.
Yeah, it's dead.
We back with Jeopardy.
Fuck.
You got triple A.
This will be good content while we're at it.
This will be good content while we untangle the fucking motherboard.
We're fucking done.
What the fuck?
This show was fucking awful.
Alleyback and Tyler are trying to untangle wires.
Yeah, it ain't working out really well.
Which fucking one do you have now?
I still got two.
Is that two or is this two?
I have two.
No, I know you're two.
Which fucking, which buzzer is it?
This show is on two.
See?
Yeah, I have two.
You're still fucked up with the rest of this shit.
Dude, what the fuck happened?
This show is the worst show on television.
What the hell are you on television?
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
If any fucking agency ever decides to pick us up and sponsor us, when you listen to this
one, drop us.
You fucking, you made the wrong decision to sponsor us.
All right.
We got your 17 time winner Tyler.
17?
What is Dan Dunn?
Not much.
Holy shit.
Got your two time winner Alleyback.
Yeah, baby.
The do so.
All right.
Yeah, we're back in.
But yeah, holy shit.
Buzzer to back in service at 00004.
Zeroes across the board.
WPJW six, six, eight coming to you live.
What are your categories today?
We got band names.
Okay.
Parks and Rec.
Okay.
Murder, suicide or neither.
That's a good one.
I've got three names.
Okay.
I sing this James Bond song and Adam Sandler movies.
Oh shit.
Tyler, you won last time.
What was the first song?
Band names.
The band names 200.
Yeah, the AC and AC DC stands for this in electricity.
Let's alternate current.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck.
I knew that.
Tyler's back band name 400.
This band name was coined when Keith Moon of the Who joked that they would go down like
a lead balloon.
What is Led Zeppelin?
Band name 600.
This band's name came from the Buddhist term for enlightenment.
Was Nirvana.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
I know all these.
Why did I drink all the course?
Thank you.
Tyler got 600.
Band name 300.
This band's name came from the lyrics of the song, Panic.
My name taken.
Say again.
This band's name came from the lyrics of the song Panic by name taken.
What is panic at the disco?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Ali Mac.
There's a shot in the dark.
Ali Mac, you're picked.
Wow.
Did we finish that category?
No, there's one more.
Send it.
1000.
This German band was named after the 1988 air show disaster of the same name.
What is Rammstein?
Rammstein.
Fuck.
What are the other categories?
We got Parks and Rec, Murder Suicide, Neither.
I've got three names.
I sing this James Bond song and Adam Sandler movies.
Let's go.
Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler, 200.
Christopher McDonald played shooter McGavin.
What is Happy Gilmore?
I didn't even get the first name out.
Jesus Christ.
I fucking knew that too.
Tyler.
I'm Sam.
400.
This 2011 film run a one Raspberry Award for worst picture.
Ah, fuck you.
What is Jack and Jill?
Yeah, Jack and Jill.
That's that's soft.
That's bad.
Keep it going with Sandler.
For 600.
You got 1200.
This is a make or break moment.
Play back out now.
Bet it all.
Yeah.
All right.
Name two of the three movies starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.
Oh, that's a tough one.
Oh, no.
Can I even come up with one of those?
That's a tough one.
Fuck you.
Casey.
Oh, shit.
Can I see a picture of Drew Barrymore?
No, that's that's not you can't do that.
You know, Drew Barrymore.
I just need to remember her face.
I know who she is.
Oh, fuck.
I can only think of one.
I can't think of another one.
Oh, it's such a wash.
I was competing up to this point.
You got it.
I'm back.
I have no fucking idea.
Well, just list all the Adam Sandler movies you've seen.
That counts.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Name two of the three.
His first two is the ones that he has to go for it.
What is grown ups?
Grown ups to what is fucking it's a wash.
Let it go.
I'll be 50 first day.
That's what I thought.
Yeah.
Wedding singer.
Yeah.
Blended.
Yeah, I got 50 first dates.
I want to got the other.
Yeah, I did not know any of them.
I'm going to climb back in this.
No, I'm not.
Oh, it still is.
This is more similar.
No, I don't want to do the fucking Sandler movies.
Now, what are the other categories?
Marks and Rec murder, suicide, nearly parks and Iraq.
We're at four 200 this park created in 1857 is the sixth largest in New York City.
Six largest in New York City.
Yeah, I'm going to stay quiet.
I'm not going to do that one.
Central Park.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I was so close to positive.
Six largest Manhattan, all the other districts have more like area.
I thought you meant it was the six biggest in Manhattan.
No, it's a New York City.
Fuck.
Alex Beggar.
Yeah, fucking keep it going for 400.
The guys are old tasteful is located in this national park.
What is Yellowstone?
Says Yellowstone.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, what is Yosemite?
Yeah, I was going to say Glacier.
Thank God.
How are those points back?
Cool.
So do Adam Sandler.
Fuck off for 800 Adams.
Adams started alongside Henry Winkler and Christopher Walken in this 2006 film.
What the fuck is that?
That three was going to Christopher Walken.
I have an idea of which one I think it is, but I'm not going to go for it.
Let's just buzz it out.
Is it bedtime stories?
Be click.
I respect fucking finish out.
Standler, Adam's character had a necrotic right foot from Frostbite in this 2002 film.
The fuck?
What is Mr. Deeds?
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck?
What a fucking hob job of categories.
You got Parks and Rec murder, suicide.
I've got three names and I think James Bond song.
I got three names.
Three names for 200.
The 27th U.S.
President, who went on to become chief justice of the Supreme Court in 1921.
Yeah, no.
Fuck no.
Nah, fuck it.
William Howard Taft.
He was a justice.
Yeah, he was the chief justice after he was president.
I didn't know that.
Oh, yeah.
I was on the tip of my tongue.
These three names.
400. This voice actor is known for his roles in The Lion King and Star Wars.
Fuck.
What's his name?
I can see his fucking stupid face.
I got nothing to lose.
What is Mark Hamill?
The county board is called.
I've got three names.
Fuck.
No.
James Earl Jones.
Yeah.
James Earl Jones.
Oh, fuck.
It's Vader.
Oh, my God.
I saw his face.
I'm like, what the fuck was his name?
You always do this.
You always fucking meltdown.
Fuck.
Three names.
100.
3800.
What's Ali Makas?
Negative 400.
I was in it.
I lost all my willpower.
I lost on the daily double.
All hope was given up on.
This actor is known for his collaboration with Quentin Tarantino and has the middle name Leroy.
What is Samuel L. Jackson?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
400.
And that one one to been bread basket.
I can't get that daily double.
Tyler.
Fucking Adam Sandler.
We'll go with how many years and three names.
There's 800 and 1000.
We'll do 800 800 plate count Olaf on Netflix adaptation of a series of unfortunate events.
Fuck.
Oh, what was I don't know?
Yeah.
Ali Mac doesn't know either.
What is it?
Neil Patrick Harris.
Oh, shit.
I didn't know that.
I remember.
I was thinking that Jim Carrey was back in the day.
I watched a YouTube video that reviewed it because I was debating watching.
It was fucking Neil Patrick Harris.
I remember the one in the early 2000s was Jim Carrey.
Yeah.
I actually liked that one.
Really?
I liked that one.
I read the books and that one sucked.
Was that the one with the weird looking glass thing where you could see goblins?
Yeah.
Not goblins, but yeah.
Whatever the fuck it was.
Yeah.
We'll go with the next one.
Three names?
Yeah.
In 2000, this actress was in a relationship with Tim Burton from 2001 to 2014.
What is Helena Bonham Carter?
Yes.
The fuck?
Never heard that name before in my entire life.
She's really good looking.
She's in Harry Potter, bro.
Yeah, she's Bellatrix.
You got Parks and Rec, Murder Suicide, or James Bond songs?
Murder.
Might come back.
All right.
Murder, Suicide, or Neither for 200.
Biggie Smalls.
What is murder?
Murder.
Fucking Tupac.
Fuck.
Murder for 400.
Avicii.
Ah, fuck you.
What is suicide?
Yeah.
Keep it going.
I'm back to zero.
I took it out.
Yeah, baby.
We're back at the Cero.
The dosos at Cero.
For 600, Bob Saget.
Suicide.
Fuck.
What is suicide?
Neither.
Fuck.
You're like, murder?
Is that murder?
That was accidental.
Murder.
For 800.
Wait, how did he die?
He fell and hit his head.
He overdosed and then hit his head.
I thought he just hit his head.
I heard that he was on fucking Adderall or some shit.
Yeah, so it's a suicide, then.
No, you're right.
You're right.
I'm not sure.
No.
You have to break.
Either way, I'd get it.
Well, you got your points.
Yeah.
For 800.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
What is neither.
What is murder.
Murder.
He was murdered in prison.
What do you mean, in prison?
Yeah, I thought he got the death penalty.
No, he was in prison.
He was murdered by another inmate.
Really?
Yep.
Ali Max.
Jeffrey, I've seen...
Keep it going.
It wasn't suicide.
For 1000 Aaron Hernandez, what is suicide?
Wow am I did I just eclipse 1000 points?
Wow, I would have been really close if I didn't fuck up that daily double
Maybe look at another one alley backs pick you got parks and rec and James Bond songs
both of those are
James Bond songs James Bond. All right. I sang this James Bond song 200 no time to die
I'll give you a hint. It was the most recent James Bond movie. I know I know I don't know which I
Know my god, there's a fucking cover of this that I love. Oh my god. Oh my god
No
Kill switch me. I'm just gonna get fucking mad
Billy Eilish. Oh my god. I can hear a little fucking voice
Like you still got a shot if you get somebody's but I get better lux in parking racks parking racks
Parks and rec for 600 Mount Marcy is the largest peak in the state park. What is New York? Oh, what's State Park?
The the Catskills what is the cats have skills? No
What is the Adirondacks?
All right, you got Adirondacks but you had two wrong answers
I just got mine is whatever fucking
I
Got mine is twice and positive once
What's the points values right now I've got four thousand LMAX got 1800, okay
What are the categories parks and rec and James Bond songs James Bond for four
Hundred I sing this James Bond four thousand fucking do thousand a thousand skyfall
What is it Dell? Oh, yeah
Fuck
Went up by a thousand for that one. Thanks, buddy
Towers big
Don't know James Bond's
Parks and rec for 800 the Colorado River runs through this National Park. Oh
My god, oh
My god, what a colossal meltdown
Know the answer to all of these and just fucking forget them went on the spot. Oh
My god, what is the fucking thing? I?
What's the Grand Canyon?
National Park the Grand Canyon
Thank God I thought it was something else
I was gonna say it was on the tip of my tongue though
Will do fucking parks finish it out
One thousand this rock man formed in 1996 was named after a park in their hometown Santa Monica, California
Rock band formed in 96 was named after a park in their hometown Santa Monica, California
Yeah, I'm probably gonna what is you to
That could have been such a bounce back answer for me that would have been so cool
James Bond six hundred eight hundred a thousand two six. Oh
Six hundred writings on the wall
Sam Smith
That's like current yeah for 800 live and let die
What is guns and roses no, oh the Beatles the Beatles nope
Come on keep going
Keep going
Keep going come on. Don't you want your points back? Come on?
Oh McCartney
It's by his other band wings
Fucking heard his voice like it's the Beatles right cuz then I did and I know
Guys roses to the cover of it in the fucking eighties. Oh my god. I was on the way. Oh
Finally finally for a thousand for James Bond die another day
No, no
Madonna
So I got I was gonna say Lord
Time's got 4200 alibaba 1800. Oh
Yeah, hate to see that category let's go with a technology
That was my calculator what's that category technology
All right, that's your wagers
What what what are you smiling about over there
Questions that Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook with four of his classmates in this year
Question is that Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg creative facebook with forces classmates in this year?
Yeah, dude, it was that dude and Justin Timberlake that and they fucking and spider-man
Ali maxes 2005
He bet it all Tyler says 2004 that's correct you bet $10 with 42 10 Tyler wins
You know what I'm honestly glad I got it wrong cuz that would have hurt a lot more if I got that
question right and still lost you would have got like 3,600 and he would have like 4,200 I know
you know I put it in another universe I want you to know I guess 2004 and I got the other daily
double and I won this game the question today though the question is did Dan win from home I
gave him a win last time from how did he do that because his girlfriend timed it right and he got
all the right answers he got more points than Tyler wait I'm confused he thinks that he's one
like they were playing the episode yeah when you asked that's impressive I almost want to believe
that statistic I gave him one for it so it's true I want to be on jeopardy next time because
I'm batting 1000 I'm telling you when I get out of school I can I can be the full-time host here
cuz I think you guys are all a step above me when it comes to this shit yeah yeah but I would be I
could fucking host it for sure yeah I could do that I'd be a funny host I I don't think I'm good
in the yeah you never know you haven't seen Helena Bonham Carter what the fun Harry Potter
yeah no that was the first time I ever heard that name I'm being dead serious Fast and Furious
no no what's that one the Brad Pitt movie Fight Club yeah I got you like a younger picture
because when she's older you probably wouldn't recognize her no guys ever fucking read do I
read yeah do you read a lot more I'm getting into reading I do audiobooks does that count I
mean I guess yeah I guess I fucking I just read through Dune that books fucking wild and it's
like the movies actually did like this shit a really really good job yeah I've never fucking
seen her before really yeah that's serious but now fucking uh that book is so good and the movies
did such a good job in caps like they change some stuff because they would have had to have taken a
time jump in the second movie but like I just read the books before I watched either of those
movies and the movies were I didn't I didn't even see trailers for either of them I was just like
Timothy Chalamet's and die out apparently the special effects are good awesome I'm gonna read
the book first did literally like what I pictured in my head is exactly what happened in the movies
it was fucking like when I fucking it was wild when I do audiobooks or like I like read like actual
books I get like a picture of like the person in my head and then when they cast an actor that
doesn't look anything like what I was thinking I'm like that kind of throws off the whole fucking
thing for me so like I like at least seeing the trailers for something so I can kind of be like
okay so this character is supposed to be how this looks and like shit like I remember I read the
fuck did I read that got turned into a fucking movie oh I read I read green mile before I watched
the movie and I did not picture the guy as Tom Hanks well it's just like in in Dune like I didn't
even I knew like who was in it but I didn't know that the main character was even like Timothy
Chalamet like the book the first like 200 pages are just world-building and it's tough to get
through it but once you do it's just part of mass effect it really is it really is it's the same
fucking way I literally just added mass effect again and I'm like I forgot how fucking the first
five hours is just like them being like the Citadel is this yeah oh this is what the Korean
people do this is what I didn't turians do in Dune they like describe the character that
Timothy Chalamet plays is like a boyish looking like 17 year old with feminine features and like
curly brown hair and it's like that's Timothy Chalamet like that's exactly who he is he's like
a girlish like he looks like a feminine ass dude but he's like good-looking and the books even like
it but he's handsome I can't even remember how they described them but like it was him to a tee
and then like Zendaya's character Chani was just like this darker complexioned woman with like
longer curly hair usually keeps it in a ponytail and then like well the blue eyes is because that's
because of the spice yeah but like yeah and it was just like speaking of glowing blue eyes did you
play Final Fantasy rebirth yet I did not fucking phenomenal is that the one that's on switch no
it's Final Fantasy 7 rebirth it's like the new oh no it's only on PlayStation right now it'll be on
it'll be on our PC in two months okay but I like literally like I my brother who doesn't like Final
Fantasy is like this was this it's a fucking phenomenal game I'm like it's like Final Fantasy
7 is my favorite game of all time I think rebirth like topped it with like that because it's the same
almost the same story but like way updated with like way more shit and I'm like and like the
characters have way more depth to them like and like even in the original game they had a shit ton
of depth like they just like they went way further and like I think with you know they were block
monsters in 1997 fuck yeah like characters and like the scenes that are done with HD HD graphics
now it like makes them way more impactful it makes like everything like kind of like oh I'm like it's
a fucking phenomenal like retail it's like the story itself Tyler I don't want to interrupt you
but I want you to help me with something because I'm having a blast of nostalgia but I can't
pinpoint the name of it yeah it's a movie and I'm pretty sure it was based off of a board game okay
it's not so thorough it's a no not Jumanji it's the one where it's a gladiators versus something and
the gladiators are like these weird like brown mutant looking toy soldiers small soldiers the
one with the Gorgonites and the and the fucking the yes flat top yes toy it's a small soldiers
what's the name of it small soldiers it's a good movie I like small soldiers a lot actually but
there was a there was a board game too right it was based on action figures I think but yeah the
Gorgonites they hide and lose I remember that that line oh my god that's it yeah wow that's
fucking wild I I remember I had a board game of this yeah it's a good it's a good movie fucking
it was like Avatar before Avatar was made like wow like the the blue people Avatar not that I
just touched neurons in my brain that haven't been touched her since fucking like 2003 right
there speaking holy shit but speaking back to circling back to Mass Effect the first game is
a fucking slog to get through if you've played through it before like if you haven't played
that it is if you haven't played Mass Effect the first one's great cuz you get to learn
everything but like when you already know the background everything you're just like god this
I remember they released the legendary edition on ps3 which was like one with all the DLC two with
all the DLC and then three you still had to buy the DLC because it was still coming out but it was
like the full trilogy of games I bought that because I played through like half of Mass Effect
3 and then I was like I got to play the other games first so I did and yeah one I was just like
it's a sloth save file crosses over see you gotta fucking make it through it yeah like it's not gonna
make sense if the save file didn't cross over I would never play one again yeah it's just like you gotta fuck like my choices in this game matter
and like it but the thing is to like Kate and Ashley that's one yeah that happens in one and
and uh ergnath uh Rex yeah fucking Rex you gotta be able to dissuade him from fucking getting blasted
and even Tali if you don't do yeah you can't romance her yeah you have to you have to have one
you have to like do her her pilgrimage that was what made me you're gonna laugh that was what made
me buy the legendary edition which has all three because I was like romance options Mass Effect 3
and was like you're telling me I'm stuck with fucking Liara it's like I can't go after Tali I
bought the fucking games I was like dude because this is great like the first one is so fucking brutal
like in the gameplay of it not even close to two it's like almost fun in a retro way yeah like until
you get to that winter planet and then you're just like oh my god and like the thing is like I get
when it first came out it like should have been that long and like I'm like it's a complete it's
definitely a complete game yeah then it was probably the shit yeah but like it's a complete
game but when you're playing it when you're just trying to get the two you like doesn't age well
you're like fuck dude I don't care it's like I know what the turians are I know what the Koreans
are I know what the fucking what the fuck is is is Rex species again I forget the name of it all
Krogan Krogan yeah like I know what the Krogan are I know what fucking the solarians are but you're
like this is what a solarian is I'm like I know what a solarian is and they're like I love the
Hanar the Hanar just fucking fucking boring I am the salesman happiness noises we are they speak
in plural I love the one where yeah yeah I was in the city when I when I beat the game that was the
first time I ever played through the Citadel DLC and it was just like oh shit like when I when I
first got the legendary edition or Shepard commander the new one the like the new one that
just came out that was the first time I ever played the Citadel and I was like this is this
is oh my god and you just can you please do one thing for me I know you loved Halley yes but can
you please play through the trilogy again go femme chef and I'm not I'm not saying even Garis I
don't give a fuck who you choose there's multiple options there but just when it gets to the get
versus quarians let them both live I do every time I still let them live both times but the same
but like I got dude I hated the one point I love Legion though he's just great I hated the one
Shepard commander when I when I when I was playing the second time through the legendary
edition I forgot this I forgot to do like one of the steps to like get like the the piece between
them and it's just like and I make the fucking thing was blocked out I'm like no yeah no yeah
wait no actually the geth or down yeah I'm like no and I literally I went back to my three hour
ago save fucking file and I had to do like the whole fucking thing over yeah you had to survey
every planet in the known galaxy to get another fucking paragon yeah or something dude I remember
when I texted you I was like dude I played through one two and three and I don't have enough like
galactic readiness points yeah to get like the true any and I thought that was true and I didn't
play it for months after I texted you that and I was like because the Citadel gives you 15 I think
or something yeah but I looked into that I looked into how much it got so I equated it and it wasn't
correct so they must have changed something and allowed it to be a different value because when I
played it I was able to get the true ending but it was like I didn't even want to finish the game
after putting 100 hours into it because I was like I just wanted to do the right like when I did the
legendary edition I did you ever do a perfect playthrough where you got literally everything
yeah it's fucking brutal yeah to do everything in one two yeah that was like I'm like are you
fucking kidding me I did that the first time around I was mail ship and did fucking uh tally
did did tally and fucking did the synergy ending which is like the destroy endings much better
destroy is the true ending it's just sad because the only thing that the only reason I chose this
energy ending is because like Joker was falling for Edie listen and then you just wipe out we
don't want it we don't want Joker fucking AI he can do better he can do better and that's true
yeah that's true that's valid yeah valid all right but like we'll be okay in a couple years
yeah we'll get him we'll get him some pussy it's all right you're right you're right yeah I can get
by in that fuck this energy ending yeah cuz I'm all technology and I like they're like but it'll
kill the geth I'm like the geth are kind of assholes anyways the only good geth was fucking
legion no that was why I chose this energy it was because of the geth I like the geth a lot I think
I just have a I have a biased against the geth due to my care for the quarian people the quarians
turned on them specifically one quarian yeah but it started a fucking genocide listen if they didn't
want to fight back they didn't want it they had to have like three quarters of them wiped out
before they were finally like all right we need to turn against the creators also it was tough for
them to do that also that fucking that one section of the of the of the ran are fucking where you
had to like do like the the the the digital like fucking firewall thing I that that like that's a
slog for me every time too cuz like is that in one that's in that's in three like because you don't
go to rat yes but like you have to like do like the whole fucking thing I'm like dude like I get it
I get it like like your first playthroughs are wow that's fucking nuts but like there's so many
things like I'm like your second and third and I'm on my stick seven dude for me I'm telling you man
it's that it's that winter planet Mass Effect one that's just such a slog the one where you're
walking between the embassy and then there's the Rakhni Queen and you're just flying that you got
all the stupid puzzles it's like the Siberia planet and you have Valeria Valeria that's the
name of it but I got my god damn it they like but that one I just think like the whole the whole
fucking thing of like one is a nightmare two has the best gameplay I think out of all of them but
I think it is the best story too I really like people fuck people like like rip me for this one
I like three the best no I do too I think too like people people who played it when it first came
out I think it was like a letdown because they didn't have like the the true ending in it yet
and they didn't have the Citadel like the people who just beat it without the DLC were like they
felt like they were kind of like cheaped out on like the ending but like this the Citadel DLC
and that just alone will like makes that entire game yeah specifically if you get everybody they're
alive like that like that was the one thing that I kind of knocked myself for it was that I played
up to the Citadel DLC and then I realized that I didn't have enough galactic readiness so I stopped
there and it was like I just came back did Citadel and then the ending but it's been like eight
months detached from playing and it kind of was like a little bit of a letdown there yeah because
like you need to play Mass Effect for a while for it to not feel dated like you need to get into the
mindset of like what the game does and you let your guard down around the awkwardness of like a
lot of everything that comes out of you know about the Reapers things like seems like a little bit
dejected and just kind of awkward in the game and it takes a while to like get used to that I think
I think the first two specifically the third one Shepard kind of gets out of his autism a little
bit and like has like more personality because I think in the first two he's just like a fucking
he's a fucking cardboard cutout that you just did the one thing I will say is I've played through
the game once is male Shep and once is femme Shep and honestly when you play through the game as a
female and I'm sure if you do it you will agree with this after the fact she's just overall a
much better voice actor and just like that awkwardness it just isn't there because it just
makes it kind of funny it is cuz I'm just like it is and the game plays off of it especially like
in the Citadel because he is a fucking awkward dude but like like he's like he's just known war
for fucking 20 years he's just like I would like to know about the Reapers yeah but also that's
another thing that I've been warning you for years I have been warning you for years what do you do
the one fucking DLC that I hate is Omega fucking Omega is a slog I yeah Omega is fucking that's
three right yeah yeah I played through that I remember the only DLC I played on three the first
time around because they were still coming out was Leviathan Leviathan was a fucking awesome
DLC Leviathan was where it was like the people it was the beings that created the Reaper dude
that was such a mind fuck I'm like yo and like when you can you see him come in at the end and
just fucking rape a Reaper yeah that shit was fucking awesome I also thought it was oh my god
to the bottom of the ocean and then they fucking just come out and there's a drill and I was like
what I played that like in my room like at 11 p.m. on a school night and it was just singing to the
bottom the ocean all the lights are out I'm worried my mom's gonna hear me and come in and it was
just like one of the most exhilarating experiences in my life up because I have fucking Philassophobia
out the ass oh yeah depths I hate all that was just like this is crazy it's like hey we created
these things that you view as gods now and it's like fuck wow I did not think that this was gonna
be this deep fucking awesome but like the thing is like like a whole bunch of people like play it
and they have like the fucking like romance options where like you actually see like some
decent amount of fucking like skin on people but then like for Tali and Garrus it's literally just
like they cut away they cut away but at the same point they're the two most by far beloved
characters oh yeah but like I think that I think I like that better cuz I'm like you know what I'm cool
with Tali I'm Nicole not seeing Tali the crazy thing though is that like the people who play Mass
Effect kind of like consensus agree that if Shepard's a female it's it's Garrus but if it's a male it's
like Tali most people say Tali but there's a bunch of people that say Liara there's a bunch of people
that say Miranda Jack Jack you can't even really romance like for real like Jack's kind of just
like a you can you can you can do it in two and three yeah but like not as like in depth it's not
as in depth yeah I love how the whole reason they added the Citadel DLC for the most part was because
fans weren't such an uproar that the female Shep couldn't romance James which I thought was so weird
because when I played through I chose him I chose him like never I didn't I didn't think he had a
fucking fan base it was like what the fuck who the fuck plays as Jay like he was in my squad like
once because I had him and Ashley and that was it Mars Mars yeah like when you can only have him
yeah he stuck around for like a mission after that and I was like wow dude the thing that bothers me
though in threes that you don't get tally to like 70% of the game the thing that bugs me about three
is that you don't have a Krogan I fucking it I'll tell you on your squad no grunts not in your squad
and they're easy no the only time you have a fucking Krogan squad mate is when you have Rex in the
Citadel DLC which I even recognized after not playing for eight months that was fucking cool
because the whole first game I use Rex every time because he's hysterical and he's a fucking beast
not my second game grunt same fucking thing there's tally and the Krogan every time squad is always
because I have me that's like my kind of like the shepherd is like my jack of all trades kind of
like I do long range Casey is like what the fuck is going on here are you talking about Mass Effect
yeah yeah like let me know when it's over like I think I think that the actual best squad even
like like not just like for like the fun interactions but like just like literally the best squad is you
have Shepherd be like your jack of all trades tally be your close range and like your your engineer
that does like the drones and stuff and you have Garrus as your as your long range like sniper guy
and I'm like that's what I do almost every time I've been doing like other characters like here
and there but like that's like my main squad because that's that's it you got all the different so so
for me I played infiltrator and you play infiltrator when you have you just swap the roles a little bit
because then you have Rex upfront or Garret I'm not Garret's grunt in to upfront and then you have
fucking like tally kind of mid-range Garret's kind of mid-range then you're the far back one with a
sniper rifle it just plays like a fucking symphony in front of you you actually have time to like sit
back and be like all right yeah you're gonna do that move it's the only time I've ever given a
fuck about like my teammates because I jacked the fucking difficulty up and I was like it's the only
time I've actually given a fuck about my teammates like abilities because they affect like a lot I've
always done soldier like I hate fucking space magic and I hate shit like that I played biotic
yeah infiltrator is like biotic and like super low health super high damage I did biotic was
vanguard I did one playthrough as a vanguard which I did you know heavy weapons and they have the
biotic charge that ability is fucking sick fucking dash at them warp ammo is fucking sick yeah it
is all right I think we should reel it in for Casey Casey what games do you like Minecraft
that's just like that's a bizarre top two to have I know Minecraft I get cold war though
I think it was too but it's like I went back and I've been playing and this is the reason why I
want you to get a PC so fucking bad is because we can play the old black ops 2 games which like
do you have Xbox yes you can play it on Xbox but it's not cross-platform and I don't have a 360 or
an Xbox one I can't go back and do that I can give you an Xbox one and I'll still be angry because
then I have to play it on controller but I mean I would do that but it's just like you could buy
a shitty PC for like 400 bucks they're trying to buy your fucking your Xbox one like off you like
a goat or something no there's a guy who bought the Xbox 360 it wasn't he be like real weird about
it like I remember you telling me some weird story about like he's like yeah he's just real
weird you like you offered me like a guitar or something for me yeah there's people that there's
people on Facebook market place on our fucking weird that tried to like trade you like yeah I
know fucking broken phone from like 2004 you take that for your Xbox like no I'm good actually
it's fucking weird mmm I did I bought something on Facebook marketplace or I was selling no I
was selling I was selling a N64 game that was like a pretty like like high level and 64 game
I was like worth like you know like 300 400 bucks and I was like selling it and then some guy goes
yeah I got you know a couple vacuum cleaners like no I had another guy he fucking offered me I
think it was like spare pipe for it like fucking like you know like like you say yeah I'm doing
this plumbing job and I got a bunch of spare pipe you could definitely melt it down and get it from
some fucking decent money I'm like I got some copper I pulled out of this guy's basement last
night you want it brother Dan fucking sells tires on Facebook market fucking makes a fortune oh
really yeah that's wild yeah I was he fucking get him fucking good year don't ask questions
fuck I want to fucking do that Michelin man where you think yeah but like they offer you like weird
shit like one guy no one guy offered me a fucking chess set I almost I almost took it it was like a
card marble chess set Mike that's actually pretty fucking cool like all right this kind of offer
down it's probably made of fucking plastic it's probably worth like five dollars you show up me
hands you a fucking unopened box that he bought from the fucking dollar store and then I actually
sold it for like I think 400 bucks but like the guy met me he's like we're gonna meet outside
Mexican radio in Schenectady and I go what he's like yeah and I go what the fuck I worked in
Schenectady I don't know what the fuck Mexican radio is apparently it's on like by Proctors like
across the street from it and I'm like I've never seen this place in my life whatever and he just
comes out looking like the sketchiest motherfucker had his fucking hood up came up and he goes you
Tyler Mike depends like I don't know am I he's like and he pulls out 400 bucks he's like you got the
game Mike this is a yes I am Tyler he said show me the game so I was like show me him I showed him
the game he's like no yeah take him out slow just like that yeah if you're doing game deals in
Schenectady that's not a good time yeah it's a weird fucking like I just think that like just
like fuck there's misconnections on fucking on just before we go we got to go on Albany Craigslist
because it has some of the funniest fucking I'll go on all but I will say probably the funniest
interaction I've had in a while was I walk into like a retro game store in Troy walk into it hanging
out there for a little bit some shit comes and she's like yeah I'm trying to buy my I'm trying
to buy my kids something that they gonna have fun with all right connections it's one of the
funniest fucking things fuck so it's people who met somebody okay we're gonna read that one but
like there's there's people that like just see a random person in like you know like oh my god
did you saw the first one I look at this other post Malta New York more market thirty two right
yeah beautiful BBW and market thirty two yesterday playing chicken in the aisle looks like we
connected and was having a nice day. What the fuck is this? This is misconnections on
Craigslist. It's really funny male seeking scat feeder. What the fuck is Albany New York?
I am seeking a scat feeder. I am forty eight years old and I'm blonde haired and blue beautiful
girl in short skirt in Rotterdam. You walked by and I whispered holy shit you smiled and flipped
it up wow love to go further. I know it's a long shot. I just keep reading these because these are
great. What's what are some other good ones on there but like dude it's one of the funniest
things like I even got fucking the cruise missile to start reading them because he thought I was
fucking funny several years ago we met in the parking lot of Home Depot on room four. It was
one evening you were visiting family here and we got together several times after you were
visiting we know enough about one another to verify what happened to you. How did things turn
out for you. Hope you're well. They just expect that every female is on this apparently but like
dude it's some of the funniest shit on there like male scat fetish. Hey I used to have a good friend
that would come over Friday morning and clean my pipes. Just two guys plumbing this morning.
Wish you were here. Dude there's fucking some gems on that. What the fuck. Like the fuck like you
just like oh my god it's funny. It's it's it's all many Craigslist miss connections. They're so
fucking funny. It's just like random dudes they're like hey so you had a nice skirt on it fucking
price chopper two days ago. I looked at you and you've knocked eyes with me. Call me. I wonder if
that has ever worked out for anyone. You are sitting adjacent to me in the train in Albany.
I say hi to you black male black shirt. You're on your laptop with knit hat and blue coat. Oh
my god it's fucking great. That's sad. This is sad. It's so funny though. Oh my god. We met
at a shell a shop in Altamont. Your younger black guy from Schenectady. Good looking and very
blessed. You asked if I kissed. I regret saying no and not exchange in contact info. I like to
see you again. I mentioned something and you asked if I wanted to do it. What was it? Oh my
god. It's great male male seeking male scat feeder and all.
Oh my god. They're looking for scat feeder. I have forty. I did that. Oh my god. So fucking
funny as hell. Oh my god. It's great. Sometimes when I'm bored I just read these because they're
really fucking funny. I can't imagine how this works. But yesterday at market 32 in Clifton
Park one close to the north way I made eye contact with a with a gorgeous brunette twice.
Maybe I'm delusional but I felt the pull to you. Okay definitely delusional anyway. I was
the bearded lumberjack guy and you looked entirely too normal for me to ever look here. Hey I guess
I'm just tossing this into the universe. That is the weirdest fucking shit I have ever heard in my entire life.
And the fact that there are so many people doing this makes me lose faith in humanity on a scale
that I'd rather not like to believe. Oh my god. So fucking what the fuck. We are the downfall.
This is bad. Guys this is bad. We should. This should be an emergency episode because of this.
This is a problem that this exists. Who the fuck thinks that this. Oh my god. I can't believe you guys
haven't heard of this before. I hate it so much. Yeah no I have. I think the Aliback just hasn't.
Guys I have been doing like a total fucking social media purge and it has been so nice. This isn't social media.
This is weird. I was doing weirdo shit. That's right. It though right. No it's fucking Craigslist. It's Craig's list.
Oh my god. That's even worse. So funny. That's even worse. More and some more natural aroma.
Latin man here that's into the natural aroma of a man who loved the Senate and would love to inhale it.
Hit me up if you let me inhale you. I thought I saw a tall trans girl six foot four trans girl the cashier in the
coffee shop in Bristol would love to experience you. God so many guys are just so fucking creepy. It's just like why.
Why are you posting this. If there is a chick that's on here they're going to read this and see it as a huge
red flag. Is this you orthodox virgin priest seeking for you. No. Oh my god. Any board woman want to meet and talk.
I like to go for long walks and hikes local only are able to come to me. I don't smoke or drink. I don't have any
tattoos Leviticus 1928. I still struggle with with lustful thoughts and behavior as being sinful. It's just made me
extremely depressed about my whole situation. I have never had nor wanted a social media account and I have no
other way to meet a woman. I'm a Caucasian male in my forties with long hair and a long beard to Emily like Christ
who was a not sure who was a what was a not Zerene Nazarene Nazarene. What does that mean. It means he's from
Lazarus. I'm in great shape on orthodox priests who took a sabbatical to help care for dying family members. I'm
now rethinking life again. This is way too well. Have my life is over. Life goes by fast. I'm looking for a
woman around my age who is widowed and disease free. My that man is going to be your location and age with two
pictures and a telephone. What is he's going to die alone? I'm not looking for emails. I'm not looking for
emails for men pretending to be women. I have never been with a man or want to be with one. I am only attracted
to adult women. Please tell me your stupid questions, comments or advice. I'm but a mortal man who has the
freedom to do what I want. Are you going to email him at the world and helps many? We should email him.
No, no, that man sounds like he's been through it to be speaking that delusionally. Just fucking let him do
this thing. He doesn't need us. No, so my hot ugly bearded man seeking Buffalo chicken dip maker for the night. I
need to fucking I need to take a piss. I can't be done. This is gone.
Buffalo chicken.
I'll read stuff for you.
This is Buffalo chicken.
OK, this is fucking great. This is Boston. No, I clicked into Albany, but it has like near near Albany,
right? Retired couple. This one might be good. I'm looking for a retired couple that wants to help with
nighttime adventures. Let's get together and have a drink and enjoy some time together.
Oh my God, this is great. I love this.
So do people post this and actually think that actually that women are going to go on Craigslist mix?
They actually think that's going to happen. What the fuck? Cumbies blonde lady with gorgeous legs. You are a
blonde lady in front of me at Cumberland Farms last night. Wednesday. You are far more beautiful than you
realize. And I love your zest. Let me take you out for drinks sometimes and it'll be a hoot. You told me your mom
recently passed away and I'm sorry to hear that. To make sure it's you. Tell me how you replied. Long short.
Make sure it's you. Tell me how your mom passed. Tell me how your mom fucking died.
How do you scroll down? Is it like the two? Yeah, you use two fingers. Okay, you were in theater group. You were in
theater group, Philadelphia. We met at the Delhi city center. You mentioned you were looking for new outfits for local
productions and I said I could help you. You were a lovely CD. I don't know what the fuck that means. Your roommate
said you had, you left no forward number. I figured I tried to reach you here. You were very nice as well as
enticing. Oh my God, this is great. Passing through, passing through mail here, looking for relief. We should
email this guy and be like, I got your relief for you. Bank teller snow falling. Are you drinking
this? I was nursing and I don't really want to. Missed opportunity at the tractor supply. The
truck. You were an older gentleman from out of the area. We chatted at the checkout. Wish we had more
time. You were totally my type. Winky face. It's just so sad. Snow falling. Wow. I wish I had somebody to
talk to who would enjoy the lovely snite of snowflakes falling. It's very pretty. I'm very lonely.
We got to make some fake like Craig was post just like I said, we should set up a autism dating site.
A profile black woman in Jamaica. I'm a white guy who had a few minutes of conversation in Jamaica.
I told how much I like you and how much I like black women and you told me how much you like white
guys seems like a match made in heaven. Hello. Well, we were going to go and set up a meeting and
go to a restaurant and a movie and then just walk around talking. I'm a guy in my early sixties and
never ask you your age, but I think you're in your early fifties. I lost your cell number and hope
that I could get in touch with you and if not someone who fits description, let's talk, but if
you're not available, any other Jamaican black woman will do. Oh my God. We shared your umbrella
last night. You have my vape. No, I don't believe so. You were adorable and helpful. Even the
umbrella barely worked. Let's go out sometime. What the fuck is that? Uh, pet smart. Yeah, I
know. I don't think I have it. Pet smart on washington ave petite pretty girl in blue and
green hoodie. I was behind you in pet smart. Tall guy with a gray camo jacket. I was hoping
you would wait for me. Long shot, but I know you'll never know. Why are we getting so many
folks? You're an older woman. You're an older woman. I'm a mid thirties fit male in need of a
woman to please tonight have to please myself on a rare occasion. I'm really back. I'm really
backed up. Does that mean he has a shift? No, I mean that he's fucking like he wants to fucking
jerk off all the time or something. Yeah, that means he's backed up from not having an orgasm.
He's backed up on come. Yeah, yeah, he's back. He's come. He's come. We should answer him.
I'm looking to meet a transgender woman with the have to talk to and maybe start. I don't know.
Why would they flag this? So please respond as soon as you get late. They're looking for
someone with HIV. Yeah. Nike shoe size. I don't know much more. I can really, I can really,
I can literally beg to take care of your feet that fits inside of them. Again, been a while
now hoping to. You're a good man. What the fuck? This shit's nuts. That's the yes. Yeah.
It was the have one pipe worker, pipe worker pipes. I'm an experienced pipe cleaner. Clean out your
pipes and leave no mess. I'll be free to clean your pipe Friday. It's three a.m. Hey guys,
if you're on this, you might want to just like try, I don't know, going outside,
talking to people. It sounds like you haven't been outside in a very long time. Touch grass.
So mission and freestyle grappling. Anybody up for some wrestling? I used to do it back in high
school. I need to get back in shape. What the fuck that guy is going to kill whoever fucking
messages. Yeah, Tyler, why don't you come out a wrestling retirement? That'll be your, that'll
be your segment next episode. So yeah, I went over there. He came at me with a bone saw.
It was at that point I alerted the authorities looking for a female friend to hang out. I'm
male 35. I look like I'm 30 though. We can just do cool things together. Is this just like the,
I hope the FBI is just watching who's talking on here looking to reconnect with you. My favorite
was the fucking Buffalo chicken. Looking to reconnect with you. We met at Chick-fil-A and
later found each other on here on Craigslist. We talked for a few days, but you're going through
some tough times and I was unable to help you. I remember you came to Pennsylvania from Northern
Virginia. You stayed. Your numbers started with a seven Oh three and ended with six, seven, two,
zero, but you changed it years back. What the fuck? You just fucking dock somebody. I think we just
docked. No, no, they put it on Craigslist. They put it for the whole internet to see
you don't have to edit that out. That shit on fucking Craigslist. You that's their own fucking
problem. You can own me. Oh my God, the degeneracy of this society is getting on
barra ball for the listeners. I'm sitting in Tyler seat. Yeah, this is a no fucking
weird experiencing a coming of Christ. If you don't believe in God, you're fucking wrong.
Do you feel like that Trump hat on your head is just getting heavier? Yeah, just it carries
more weight to you. It's really fucking like I feel like I really believe in the power of
Jesus now that I'm sitting Tyler seat. I have a Trump. You just want fucking conservatism,
man. I feel God's love coming over me. He's just coming on me and whoever doesn't accept
it to hell with them to fucking hell with them. They didn't accept it purgatory for you
thousands of years of torture. You were a good person. Sure, this is how you didn't believe
welcome to purgatory. Hope you escape. Just sit in this seat all the way over here and fucking
criticize the host. It's always criticize, criticize, criticize. I'm sick of it. So we
got someone from Salem. You can own me. I'm looking for a female who wants her ass worshiped.
Yeah, I will sniff it whenever you want. I love if you were wearing leggings. I'm open to other ass
worshiping ideas. Let me know. Hey buddy, guess what? You are never going to penetrate a woman
for the rest of your life. If that is the mindset that you have ever been in at any point in your
life that you thought that that was something that you could post just out there on the internet
attached to your name and you did it. We guys think of worship. I think that it is probably,
I just don't understand the worship. Yeah. Why am I war shipping? Well, maybe why am I bringing
religion a sacred thing into the bedroom with whence sin is commenced? How dare you Casey? Maybe
you just liked that ass that much. How dare you? That is sinful. Shame on you. Maybe it's just a
really nice ass shame. I'm looking for a couple. I'm looking for a couple that might like to have
a straight man be included in their quote unquote family life.
Oh my God. Just when I thought it couldn't be any worse is he just left it at that. He just left it
at that. Can I give her a hand who responds to that? Like seriously, what is the best case
scenario for whoever's like, Oh yeah, they're looking a family dynamic. No, we should just
look it up and be like, bro. Yeah, bro. Meet me at the low is that 20 ball.
All right, Casey, you respond and me and Tyler will just be in a vehicle that follows you.
You'll always be safe. We'll have you mic'd up with a camera. You'll get introduced to their
family dynamic. If you ever get creeped out, me and Tyler come in, we need to have Dan do it and
do it in the Don Juan voice. I've made a fake Tinder one time. I was just badged the doors down.
We'll catch a predator. It'll be like Chris Hansen on crack. What's your guys name? We're the
untitled podcast. You got anything you want to say punk? Yeah, you can tell it to the judge.
Casey call nine one one. Why don't you take a seat? Let's take a seat here before my buddy
Tyler here bashes your skull in every here. Have a curb stop. Have you ever seen somebody cut in
half the long way? Yeah, yeah, we have. All right, sit down, buddy. Can I give her a hand?
I'm an older guy and I'm ready, willing and able to lend a hand literally to a lady that might be
a local college. I made this fake Tinder back when back when we started the podcast and I
talked to this guy and I was like, yeah, you want to fuck maybe a 400 central.
Oh my God. Can you imagine being just imagine being like an 18 year old female being like,
yep, I'm going to go for a hookup at 400 central. This is a good idea. Oh, I'm in the elevator with
15 people. No, this was a dude. Oh, okay. Black woman on 34th street and eighth avenue,
midtown west. I'm a white guy that you talked to near Madison square garden yesterday after the
Rangers game. You wait for your number and I accidentally erased it on my phone. Stupid me.
Lol. Not good, but I will give you a shot. Wow. I'll give you a shot. You deleted her number.
I'm a white guy. I'm 60 years old and five, six, about 165 pounds with blonde hair and blue eyes.
You would say, I'd say you're in your upper forties. Not too sure. You said you'd tell me
on our first date. You asked me if you ever dated him. If I ever dated a black woman before,
I told you I had, and you were happy with that. Hope to hear from someone or someone who fits
your description soon. Contact me. What the fuck, man? Oh my God. There's only a couple.
How do you blow it that hard? Oh, you gave me your number. Oh wow. Phone died. Oh, better post on
fucking Craig's list, I guess. We met at a downstairs bar and you're wearing a blue sports
jacket and I'm a bodybuilder. Oh my God. What type of fucking fan fiction are people writing?
I bet you're half the people are fucking just- Wearing a black t-shirt with black gym pants.
Half this shit never happened. I don't think anybody ever fucking did this.
I think this is written by a bunch of World of Warcraft players. You asked me how much I can bench.
I don't know. I'm taking that Buffalo Chicken Pringles guy pretty seriously.
I think that this is written by World of Warcraft players. What did that post say again?
What did the post say about the chicken pringles? You were a gorgeous,
thin- It was under Albany, wasn't it?
Was it under Albany? You were a gorgeous, thin blonde with a nice ass and I was this bodybuilder.
I locked eyes with you in the market 32 and I just felt we had a connection.
Yeah, dude. You had the fucking- I was just hoping maybe
you were on here. You see, if you played that back, you might as well have thought I was reading one.
It reads the same fucking way. You were some fucking white chick with some fucking great-
Buffalo chicken- Ass that don't quit, dude. Don Juan wants you to fucking lick some
Buffalo Chicken Pringles off his ass, dude. Buffalo chicken. Semi-hot ugly bearded man.
I saw you in the- Buffalo chicken dip maker for the night.
What the fuck does that mean? I saw you in the-
Buffalo chicken Pringles. I saw you in the Annie Anne's line.
You looked like Zendaya and I looked like- I looked like that guy from 13 cameras.
I looked like that guy Leonardo DiCaprio and he was very young and handsome.
You ordered a pretzel with caramel on it and I got the large pretzel nuggets,
but I changed my order when I wanted to get the pepperoni at first.
Ali Macker, you can't believe you've never heard of Miss Connections.
Yeah, this is fucking retarded. 57 year old man.
I feel like I could author like 50 of these to top a rip.
I'm looking for another middle-aged man and that's the only thing in the post.
I was walking into Trader Joe's and then I decided,
I'd rather be a target. And then I saw you pushing a shopping cart.
You had blonde hair. Please reach out.
My beautiful Cali Redhead. Happy birthday. 71.
Wow, I can't believe it. You're still beautiful.
You have a big piece of my heart. I think of you sometimes.
71? Okay, that's probably written by a really
wholesome old man. I can't even knock that one.
Did you see those TikTok videos where there's like the fucking 70 year old woman
and the black guy, like the younger black guy that's with her?
No.
No?
My lady friend. I'm missing my lady friend I used to hang out with me when I was at my place.
We used to have fun getting to know each other and watching TV.
You're chill, easygoing, love to smile.
I'm a chubby black guy who's just an easygoing guy who loves making you smile.
And those tits were fantastic, let me say.
So texture.
Wait, you're saying it was a young dude going with an old chick?
Yeah, there's this 70 year old white chick that looks like she smokes like 10 packs a day.
And there's this younger guy that's dating her and it's a controversial thing.
On Twitter. You ever seen that?
Boy, no.
It's weird.
Whatever, I mean it's legal.
It's talking stupid, but I mean they can do it if they want to, whatever.
You came into my store.
God bless me.
Who cares?
You came into my store and we talked for a bit.
Never got your name.
I'm well known in the area.
We talked about music and you hated you.
You hated you?
Yeah, you hated you.
You dyed your hair that crazy color.
Nothing else.
You hated yourself.
Come talk to me.
Hey, bitch.
I saw you.
You look sad.
I saw you.
You looked like you wanted to fucking off yourself.
And sometimes I think the same thing.
Hit me up.
I saw you at market 32 two weeks ago.
There's only, I think, three more.
What the fuck?
I saw you at the corner of 2nd Street and Justice Hall.
Damn it.
I see you a lot.
You had a Glock in your hand.
You told me if I come near you.
The way you struck that other man down inspired me.
Please hit my digits, my god.
I think after I read these next three.
Dan's like, I have to come to the podcast next time.
You guys are going off the rails.
I see you a lot.
You're damn right we are.
You're beautiful.
I know your story.
I'd like to have coffee with you.
Pump the fucking brakes, buddy.
We can see how it goes.
You're amazing and independent, lady.
I hope your days are filled with smiles.
That was in Jersey.
Yeah, no kidding.
Who are you, Tyler, to hate on these people's dreams?
Dude, these people are going on fucking crankless
to try to reconnect with fucking other weirdos.
It's never.
I don't think that if I had to guess,
there's probably been maybe three scenarios in history
where this has worked out for people.
What the fuck?
This doesn't even make sense.
Driver, Queens, New York.
Miss Connected with the drive.
You pass my area.
The glove up.
Finish the training.
M4M.
That seems like a Bob and Gainey type person.
It seems like an AI wrote it.
I'm not sure.
New Part Brewing Co.
You had a dog.
I was putting the Motown songs up the radio.
I thought you were slash are exceptionally beautiful.
I'd love to get to know you.
Bye.
You never know, Tyler.
You met your about your wife on Tinder, didn't you?
Yes.
Maybe that's.
Oh, there's a couple more.
I was wrong.
Yeah, that's great, Casey.
Anyways.
I didn't meet them on Greg's list.
I mean, I met her on fucking.
Yeah, but that was like a kind of a Miss Connection, right?
No.
No, not a Miss Connection, but that was like an online.
That's a totally different thing.
I agree.
I think that is totally.
When it's online, you're both walking into a blind.
You're not like, hey, I'm a 20 year old man.
I'm a 20 year old man.
I walked into Starbucks and caught you out of my peripheral vision, and I think you might have glimpsed me out of yours, too.
Hello, Wednesday.
I fully agree with you.
You were epic and pretty.
Let's do it again.
I'm looking forward for hearing you.
Others really don't need to apply or reply.
Thank you.
What the fuck?
Fishing.
What's this one going to be?
Sixty seven.
Looking forward to fishing.
Looking for a few decent poles to fish with.
If you know what I mean.
Hit me up if you're willing to relax and release.
Handy man, I came to your house.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Make it stop.
I came to your house to fix a few things.
That's not me repeating it.
That was repeated twice.
I'm a handyman.
And you had me come over and fix a few things at home.
I fixed the several stuck windows.
I fixed the broken light at your front door.
I was working on the garbage disposal when I noticed you watching me from the other room.
I noticed you were pleasuring yourself.
You're pretty short, beautiful Asian woman.
I came out from under the sink and you made your way into the room.
Oh, what a time we had.
You know the details.
Damn, you were good with that body.
I've been out of town for several months.
This never happened.
And now that I'm back.
This never happened.
When I come back, you had moved away.
I hope you're still in the area.
I'd like to come by and fix some things for you.
Let me know by responding with your favorite meal.
I won't respond without it.
Don't be shy.
You'll enjoy your time and I'll fix you again.
This is a deranged man.
You know, never posting a fan fiction on the internet.
That never happened.
You know how a couple of weeks ago we were talking about autism dating.
Yeah, I think we should make a autism dating profile for Dan and then put it out there
and see what kind of matches we can.
All right.
Trying to reconnect with Rachel.
I'm trying to locate Rachel, one of the dozens of people named Rachel in Cambridge,
hung out at Harvard Square, had a small dog, took care of the small dog.
At one point we share news.
I am not in Cambridge now, so I can't scout around to find you.
Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.
Scout around.
And what does that include, sir?
That's going to be what the prosecutor says in the trial.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
That's like a parent.
That's like a fucking page long.
God, we should have done this with Linsky here.
Oh, let's get it.
I've been like, wow, this is a lot of my clients.
Damn.
Why am I a criminal defense lawyer?
To bang local babes.com.
Ghost metallic slipknot system of the down.
Alison change, bad brains, mega death, turnstile missing since first vine.
She loved me so much.
I miss her dearly.
Her name is Baby.
Please contact me.
If you've seen her, I'm an enthusiast and new to the community.
If you have an old metal detector, I'm willing to buy it from you.
I think what we should do is respond to these fucking Craigslist things and be like, hey,
it's Jenny.
I saw you at the grocery store.
Oh, dude, you have to get together.
This is you have to read.
Oh my God.
This is nuts.
Yeah, what are the replies on these?
Is anybody claiming to be the people?
Oh my God.
This is insane.
So we just listed a whole bunch of like shitty bands and then he goes,
if you have an old detector, I'm willing to buy it from you.
I found a husky this evening with a vocalist to help our ministries of souls to Christ.
Our mission is simple, but yet driven to drive the devil back to the pit of hell where he belongs.
Too long, the devil has attacked the church, the ministry of music.
We can only offer Christ to you at this time, for we know the necessary
and vital instrument to our growth.
Our ministry is at work.
Jesus, what the fuck is this?
I'm looking for a drummer.
What a world.
Yeah, I'll be your drummer.
Don't say that.
Casey will be your drummer.
Okay.
So I think that's a good way to end our episode.
I think we're done.
That was a great episode.
68.
Hey, if you like this episode, if you just happen to come in and started listening halfway
through, just don't, don't go back.
Don't listen to the first half of it.
We definitely did not say anything that would get us canceled.
Just don't do it.
Yeah.
I mean, we can't be responsible for our actions.
Dan's not here.
So yeah, it was all satirical.
It all was just hypothetical in Minecraft.
Stop when it's over.
Yeah.
If you like this episode, like us on Facebook and X and YouTube.
We already have a YouTube and then check us out on my space guys.
Send us an email.
Untitled podcast, 70, 30 at gmail.com.
Send it for real.
I don't believe you exist.
I just say my name is Dan.
Send it for real. I don't believe you exist.
Optimism.
That's the way.
Anyway, thanks for watching episode 68.
Join us next time.
Episode 69, baby.
It's coming up.
That's 69.
Everyone's favorite number.
69.
All right.
I'm a sutra.
And as always, be kind to yourself.
And each other.
Fuck off.
Bye.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah.
Fuck no.
See some real dubby stack, right?
No, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
What if we all got the same day, but we didn't get any better?
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Fuck the three races.
Somewhere in China,
somewhere in China.
Alright, in some days,
there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Okay.
So did they come from our planet?
They have dread.
They're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not denunciate with them.
What the fuck am I now?
I'm not a man.
I'm a man.
We gotta go to the fucking moon because JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you,
their technology takes me about to the solution bottle.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord too.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay?
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay?
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the home.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Don't fucking get it.
Okay?
Everybody's like, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.
Fucking Trump, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says Trump.
It's Elon Musk.
He's so cool.
The actual government is trying.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are fucking all of it.
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking bill.
Fucking off.