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And then the Rangers coach goes you're gonna start your fourth line. We're gonna start our fourth line and also Remp is not a center

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Right now he's a wing and you know all the bench warmers fight each other. They're not bench warmers

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Yeah, they do more than that. Like they they are on the ice every game

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It's just like it's an energy like you need an energy boost

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You're gonna send those guys out cuz they get the crowd going. Yeah, they get they get your team going basically

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The fourth line is the people who fight and the people who get like everybody like jacked up

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Yeah, cuz in hockey they're swapping on the ice about every minute to a minute and a half just because of how fucking hard you

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Have to go in hockey. So you have these lines that are going interchangeably

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You have five lines

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The fourth line is not just the fucking like a lot of teams have people on the fourth line that are really fucking good

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But typically there's your yeah, it's the fucking goon line on most teams

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It was just hilarious like as soon as the puck drop they just start fighting

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It's like that adding to that cliche that hockey is just like fighting

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So like it but that has a part of the sport

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It has happened like that in a really long time

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Yeah, specifically the Rangers and the Devils fucking hate each other like hate each other

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Like I feel like I don't know if they're bigger rivals with New Jersey or the or the Bruins. I think that's a tough one

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No, I think I think it's definitely New Jersey for you guys. Yeah, it's like the Yankees like the Yankees fucking hate the Astros

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They're a bigger rival than the Red Sox. Yeah, yeah

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Fuck did you fucking see that shit by the way fucking start the season for oh in Houston?

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Once Soto is a bad fucking man. You got to look up the compilation. No, we'll do it on break

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But oh my god Juan Soto. He just gets in pitchers fucking heads. He's nuts. Oh my god

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I hope we got Yankees fans and if you're not a Yankee fan out there go fuck yourself

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I think all of us are Yankees fans here. Good is is Dan Yankees fan tail? Oh, he wears the jacket to the podcast

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So he's probably he doesn't give a fuck though

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It's the same thing like me. It's just like oh you like baseball. I'm like I watch it sometimes like what's your team?

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I'm like, I'm fucking from New York. It's the Yankees. Yeah, and like like but you could be a Mets fan

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I'm like, I could be a Mets fan just like I could be a Jets fan Mets fans are the ones like I could be an Islanders fan

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you only find Mets fans in like upstate New York if they're trying to be hipsters and

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And you find them in New York City all over the place because they're like the New York's real team and they they fucking suck

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So do the Nets? Okay, the Knicks are New York's basketball team

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Then the Yankees are New York's baseball team and the Giants in New York's football team

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Oh, no, that would be Buffalo cuz they actually I know you know and they're good

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No, the Giants haven't done anything but put a fucking but I went 12

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2008 yeah, okay, buddy. It's been a decade. All right

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The yeah fucking Daniel Jones is gonna hoist a lot. No, I think fuck out

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I think Daniel Jones is off the fucking team next year. Yeah, and so is fucking say Quan. He said bye-bye

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Yeah, because you are it's fucking a mess. Yeah, and you want to know what team is not a mess and also where's red white and blue

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There yeah, the Giants

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It sounds similar. It's the fucking it's the fucking bills team USA. Well, yeah team USA

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That's something I didn't notice until recently. It's like all the New York teams are red white and blue or they have some orange in there

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With red and blue or you're just the Jets or you're just the Jets the Jets shouldn't count the Jets should be the New Jersey

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Let's be real. Yeah one time I went to a boxing match and it turned into a hockey game

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Wow haven't heard that one since 2005 when it last applied

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You don't see that shit happen this is this is all hockey coming down

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Yeah, yeah

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It's funny. Yeah, but as a Rangers fan, I love to see it was great as a Sabres fan

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Talk to me next year will win the Stanley Cup this year. Sure. There's sure buddy

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Dude, they thought they Sabres were favorites

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Well not favorites, but they were up there in favoritism to winning it

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Everybody thought they were gonna be a super competitive team. They were they just crashed and burned

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No, they had a lot of injuries early on but they'll they'll be back and every other fucking mean age of the team is like 18

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Everybody's a fucking first-round pick pretty much everybody. I mean the Rangers got Panarin, which is basically their entire offense

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Well, you got fucking Lafrenier too. Yeah, he's good. But like Panarin's our score for sure

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Yeah, like like he's just a fucking goon. Rampy's a goon

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Then you got fucking Truba who's a pretty good defender and then you got fucking quick a legendary goalie

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That's fucking second secondary, which is nuts to me. I love sir. Just old he's just old now

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Yeah, he's been in the league for a while

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Like you think he's 40 something because like Svastokin is like 30 but like he's a good goalie

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But like quick so fucking he was a menace this Sabres goalie mark my words

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I think the fucking Sabres goalie is gonna be an all-star next year

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We look at Pekka Luka and watch out dude if he's still good, I'm gonna buy his jersey next year

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The dudes a fucking savage. He was a he was their third string coming into the year every time he played

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He was like mediocre for the first half the year, but she was very upset you for buying that Jersey at the Sabres

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Oh, yeah, she was she's like we could have bought a plane ticket somewhere

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I was like, yeah, but I've wanted a jersey for a while. So I bought myself a jersey

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I don't know this is more important. I mean I fucking wear this this is more than your happiness

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Hold on a second. I gotta do my German lesson before

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Me and me and Casey banged it out a little bit. You're really gonna leave the podcast

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Okay, I mean Casey you have your vape

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Yes, you're a good man. Casey. Give me what's what's some other crazy shit that's gone down?

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Check yeah, so we got it. I got a lot of topics this week. Lots been happening

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Start off with how Lea Thomas was banned from the Olympics

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Is though she's the Lea Thomas that's that's the transgender swimmer, right? Yeah

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Yeah, I mean good and it's also the the name of the actress in back to the future that played out of the mom

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Oh the same name. I don't fucking know

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Tyler would know he's doing German lessons. He'll be back

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Lea Thomas is the the actress from back to the future

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Tyler's just got to get the oh Tyler. I have a story to tell you that happened at work. That's pretty funny

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I'll keep it. I'll keep it politically correct

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And not oh man. It was funny. I got called I got called a Gestapo by an old German man

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And it was like a compliment. It was

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very very weird interaction I had with this guy, but

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Man, do you think that that was a good decision by the Olympics? Yes, absolutely

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I do how would you feel if you raised a daughter that went on to be an Olympian and then came second in the swimming match against?

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them

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Like they're per now. I will acknowledge her gender. I'll acknowledge the gender change

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But you have to let them participate. No, you can't do it because that is the male anatomy

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With hormones for a couple years swimming in a pool with a bunch of biological females. That's bullshit

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The same thing could be said

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People said in back in the 60s, you know black people can't swim in a pool with white people

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Yeah, but this is completely different. I know this is I know that is completely different

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That's the color of your skin based off of your fucking anatomy. Like what also? That's not a problem. We deal with anymore

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It's not called the fucking the black freestyle 100 meter

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Transsegregation the fucking caucasian 100 meter. You're not fucking yeah, it's not that's not what's going on. Okay

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It's not oh my god

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I don't I don't even understand how the fucking like I just think the only people that defend that take of like letting her

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Race against the other females are people that are ignorant and don't know what they're talking about

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It's just people who think that their social beliefs are so much more important that they're not even going to do

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The work of looking up to see if a fucking biological male is better than a biological

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Not better but differently too. It seems like the lgbtq plus

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Her so yeah shun it because she's a piece of shit

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Yeah, which is stupid because they that's the take they kind of have to have but at the same point

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It's again out of ignorance like it's a competition based off of your anatomy like sure you can call yourself

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What you'd like and you can identify as what you like and I will respect that

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But that doesn't go for sports. I won't

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You think um, is she taking estrogen?

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I believe so, but it doesn't matter you grew up a fucking male like you went through puberty as a male

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That is your anatomy. You just have a different structure this person. I'm not even gonna fucking justify that. Oh my god this fucking person

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Realized that they couldn't be a fucking good swimmer as a male so they had to fucking go into the female league

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Which is disgusting to me. I don't necessarily know if that's what happened

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If you actually look I think that there's definitely people that would try to do that

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But because of how new this is I don't think that's what that's what had no it's seriously if you look at it

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They were number. I think 40 or 50 in the in the in the country at that point. Of course they are and of course

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They're gonna dominate

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And then they went to the female fucking thing they went to number one and they're acting like they don't even fucking try

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Yeah, but they could just want to go trans and at that point you don't have you no longer have the option

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They should I mean they should have an option of racing against the men

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I think that that's reasonable if it's a trans woman

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Let her race with the men. Okay, let's let's let's do it this way if we're gonna let people transition, which i'm still

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Probably against and in all all said and done but if we're gonna let completely if we're gonna let people

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Translating completely you're against allowing I said I said that I'm probably against it in most cases

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But if we're gonna fill the slur jar up for that

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Except in the cases of incest and rape

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It's not just the cases of incest and rape

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Oh my god

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Oh my fucking god

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Oh god

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Is this what's been going on if you've just been getting us cancelled since I left Jesus christ

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No, but if they're gonna do that have their own league have their own league and do it that way

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Because if you're gonna have male and women you should have only men and only women

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Do that and if you're gonna be a transgender person have your own fucking thing

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Tyler I think that that would be a perfect job for you to be a track set up the transsexual olympics

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That's right. Are you going are you going to do that?

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Men's sexual olympics that's right. Are you going are you going to differentiate between men and women?

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Like no because it's just gonna be one big pool. It's gonna be one big pool. You want it

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You want to change? Go ahead. No, no because not that maybe it is. No if you open up another league

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There's gonna be people who are gonna be trans just to go into the trans league. So listen

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So listen

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No, so the trans league the trans league is it's gonna be an even playing field because the men are taking estrogen

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And the women are taking testosterone. Yeah, and where do the men boys go then? Huh?

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The femboys go to femboy hooters. That's where they belong

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What if you don't identify as trans or straight?

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Other side

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Oh, would you look at that? They know you were talking to me relax. I was pointing at it

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Yeah, but so how do you see how do you think the trans kids feel that look up to there's no train?

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Thomas fucking what do you think they're gonna do?

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There's trans people there's people that get fucking brainwashed by their parents to tell them that they're trans

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There's not a fucking single child on this planet that actually thinks they're fucking different gender. That's fucking horses

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They're gonna be like, what do I do? And when I was a fucking kid? I thought if I rubbed shampoo on my tits

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That's a female shampoo. I would get tits. I'm not a fucking thing Tyler

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I'm gonna have to firmly disagree with you on a point you just made there I genuinely do think that there's people who are born and they feel that they need to be the other gender. I believe that.

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It's called a mental disorder. Okay, and that's one take

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That's one take

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Homosexuality used to be classified as a mental disorder, but it's not like there's some people who are

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You might get Tyler saying that homosexuality is a disorder

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I've seen enough of this shit that homosexuality

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Enough of this shit? I've seen enough of this fucking grime to respect it

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What the fuck man

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I don't have a problem with gay people. I do have a problem with trans people

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Because fucking they're like no person

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This is Tyler's take

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I would like to distance myself from what you're saying right now

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No person in their right mind. One person in their right mind goes I don't want to have a dick anymore cut it off

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That's not what a person of sound mind would do

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The views of Tyler Lee do not necessarily represent the views of Untitled Pagos

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Tyler is just expressing what his beliefs are in Minecraft

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Okay, this is not real life

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So but seriously if you say I want to cut my cock off

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In any other time in history people will be like you're fucking insane

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Yeah, but if you say I'm gonna have sex with dudes

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A lot of times in history people say you're insane, but like back in the ancient Romans they would be like oh yeah that's cool

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That's actually not correct. That was disproven

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But now they used to fuck each other bro

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I don't know I feel like it's heavily documented that that did happen

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It was heavily bad houses and shit the bath houses was like fucking

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That's Island is like the center of your town when homosexuality homosexuality was allowed and not persecuted

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Guess what? Guess what happened during that time period though?

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The the whole thing where there's like oh yeah homosexuality was was fully accepted in these in these times

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Um the fall of Rome started when that happened just gonna throw that out there. Yeah, but that's not related

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Hmm the gays caused the fall of Rome

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Shit listen, okay, so that was a fucking good one Casey. So the gays called them gays cause the fall of Rome

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Partially, okay. Okay. So you are that is the take that you have here is partially

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I'm not saying that there wasn't political discourse and stuff that that did that but

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What happens to a society that was built on war a society that was built on power?

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War and then they got fat they got lazy. They started caring more about gender

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It's almost like this applies to our modern day

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Interesting a country that was built on war built on power built on conquering built on strong men

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When they got fat they got lazy tell me you got some no tie this into gays are ruining America now

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Because I feel like that's what you're building up. I'm just saying that this is

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God you are

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This is happening history before and we'll see what happens. Oh my god. I think you're trying to say like I was listening to a podcast

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I think Dan was talking one of the old episodes Dan was talking about this

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People don't have to worry about food anymore in society and once you don't have to worry about like

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Food and shelter and like your basic needs you start to like think about other stuff like that

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That's exactly so when you are when you're fucking fighting for your survival and you're fighting for your country survival

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You don't care about fucking other guys

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Like that's not a fucking like thing like you're worried about surviving to the next day

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You're not thinking about fucking it and I and I disagreed with Dan at this point to last time it did fucking happen

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There were homosexuals then and they wanted to fuck just anybody who's in a war zone

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Isn't gonna be thinking about getting fucking laid

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They have to get out of the fucking war zone to do that and typically in these historical periods the wars was documented

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Not the fucking nail-on-nail

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Butt fuckery going back on stateside like I said nothing wrong with being gay

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I'm just saying that there's a fucking correlation between falls of country when they started allowing sexual deviancy

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I'm not saying that not just saying as like homosexuality is sexual deviancy like Nero the emperor of Rome

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He was a well-known sexual deviant and Nero was the start of the fall of Rome

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And because like the sexual deviancy was so fucking high the the whole morals of a country go down when the sexual deviancy

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Becomes like crazy

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You're in you're equating being gay homosexuality to sexual deepening. Do you know I said that the beginning of this?

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I'm not saying that it's just homosexuality

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I'm saying the sexualization of an entire country is a is a precursor to a fall of a country like these

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I think only fans is a fucking problem

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I think that for that like that the the overabundance of porn is a problem like like we were talking you weren't here for this one

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But like you can't go into the mall without seeing half naked women on posters like anywhere Tyler. I'd like to discuss something with you

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What do you think the effects of hentai have on the male mind? It's it's ruining it

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Like it wasn't you showed up with the fucking booby-cup girl listen as a person who has been affected by hentai

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It has it's fucked. It's fucked me up, and I've been I scaled it back to the point where I don't need it anymore and

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As a person who is being reformed from the the sexual deviancy and stuff

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Now Tyler walks in the woods and sees a tree that looks cheeked up and jizzes

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It's just not porn he just gets off and whatever you think that I don't I think that porn is actually like just a

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problem in general because and in the sexualization of everything and then

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Including but not limited to the sexualization of children that we're getting to now

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Like the whole thing like I'm like this is this is the thing that I I'm okay with fucking

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People who are consenting adults do whatever the fuck you want. I'll make funny you for being trans, but that's not because I hate you

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I just think it's funny

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But like I don't like in genuine like the actual genuine sense

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I don't care what you do as long as you're consenting as olds the trans story hour and a drag story hour and stuff

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I don't like because you're

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Drag is a is an overtly sexual thing

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Yeah, but we said the same thing about beauty pageants for fucking years, and they still go

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I think that's a fucking disgrace too. I think that we shouldn't have children in any form that are sexualized

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Like it's it's it's it's we're getting to the point where the LGBT

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Started off as a good thing so now I have a question for you though

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So are you saying that these high school girls that dress scandalously you're saying that they should cover up?

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Yes, they're fucking under the age of 18. I

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Get at they're not allowed to wear what they want

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I shouldn't they it's their fault because they're point that you that you're at in high school

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You want to express yourself you want to do this shit, but you're fucking under the age of 18

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You can't make your own fucking decision. Why should they live in fear? They shouldn't live in fear

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I'm saying they should live fucking conservatively that we don't fucking do anymore

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Everybody's fucking out here fucking all double-cheeked up on a fucking Tuesday afternoon, but it's fucking like

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Just look back to like the fucking even the 70s which was like the free list the 60s and 70s

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Which is like the free love shit like the hippie still wore fucking like bell-bottom jeans and maybe a crop top and that was

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Excessively sexual back then and that was during the point where like free free love and everything was a big thing

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The we we've gotten to the point now that free love isn't even the thing anyway free love back in the 70s would be

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Like child's play to what we do now

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It's it's it's gotten to the point now where sex is the norm and being like super sexual is sex cells

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It does but it's the thing like you're so bombarded with sexual materials constantly

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That's just a fucked up thing because you you you get so used to seeing like like when you stop watching porn

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Or you stop like doing that stuff and you go out in public you realize how fucking hyper sexualized everything is like

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So you're telling me that we should stop selling horse come on horse come calm

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Listen horse come calm is a great great sponsor of this show

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This is nothing to do horse come is not a sexual thing. It is a skincare routine

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Horse come calm you know I think I think a fair amount of the customers of horse come calm buy it for sexual reasons

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We do not

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Two episodes where Dan Tyler were just talking about porn and like time I believe it how he used to watch like clown porn

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Yeah, insane clown

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I should have named that the episode

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So yeah, take advice from the guy who used to watch clown porn that's

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Listen the Bible says a man who is a man who is sin is turned away

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Will be seated at me seated at the right hand of the father a man who has never known sin does not know me

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Did they what did they say about clown porn in the Bible?

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I don't know if clown porn was around back then but I think that they would say something along those lines

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Is no one has tasted of clown porn and has turned away. There's nobody to get it off to the court jester

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I think the court just as we're all men back then

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Yeah, but you know like the whole thing is I just think that we're overly sexualized with everything fucking a Pepsi commercial

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Fucking has like the fuck was her name the fucking

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Pepsi

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It's like shit like that or like dude this chick is like fucking like her nipples are poking out of her shirt

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And she's like drink Pepsi, so I'm assuming you guys probably talked about the Dan Schneider shit then yeah, yeah

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Oh that actually so that ties in with another topic I had which is Joe Biden now. It's what whoa

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How are you gonna connect that?

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Hold on we gotta echo I

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Just don't think that we should give meth to babies. No me either probably not. I think there are trans babies though

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No, so Joe Biden declared the trans day of visibility on fucking Easter

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Wait tell me about this again Joe Joe Biden freedom a holiday called the trans day of visibility on fucking Easter Easter

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Oh wait hold up. I have something to talk would you like one?

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Sure, okay

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Taste so much better than fucking standard Coors Light. I fucking love them both, but I like I like my silver bullets

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okay, so I had a and

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May can I just point out where Donald Trump was at this point where he was at the funeral?

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For that cop oh and then fucking hoedger kicked out

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Yeah, the whole whole cool the governor of New York tried to come and they're they're like get the fuck out

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Yeah, great job great job

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Oh Biden who else tried to go there Cuomo no it was another it was a center Chuck Schumer. Yeah, and they told me

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I love I love how fucking divided up we are in America where our politicians are like get that fucker out of here

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Like no he didn't he wouldn't want you here

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Another thing that we're talking about Ali Mack is how me and Dan maybe Tyler are supporting RFK jr. And

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In the is independent run which he now has up to 15% in the polls

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Yeah, so he's getting up there. I can fucking smell that Jesus Christ

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He actually has more favorability than Trump and Biden like yeah, I think his favorability is like 47%

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Good ideas he's like I don't know anything about

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That Biden is worse for the country than Trump he is

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So that's true Biden shows like just shows weaknesses fucking I everything I'd like to say I fucking hate

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I'd hate Trump. I hate Trump and Biden

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But I think he's trying to just go after the Biden

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Voters and like the Democrat the good Democratic Party is trying to get him kicked out

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Because they're taking all the fucking votes away from Biden

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No, listen the Democrats try to kick out people that are threats. They try to kick Donald Trump out

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They're trying to kick fucking candy out. It's just the Democrats can't win on standard fucking means anymore

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I just can't believe that Joe Biden ran into such little resistance in the primary for the Democrats

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I can't believe that there wasn't more opposition against him who the fuck votes in the primaries though

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Let's be real people who give a fuck

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like I mean when I was like into

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Politics and like paid attention. I can't go in any I can't vote in any primary. I would well

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I'm a registered Democrat and I'm not affiliated and I'm not Democrat

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But I register as one so I can have an impact on the vote in my state

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So is I can pick the shiniest of two turds in that instance, but like it doesn't really I still think Zeldin should have won

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Zeldin would have been much better governor. I didn't yeah, I didn't really mind Zeldin. I thought he was pretty good

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But he actually cared about upstate which fucking none of the governors do yeah

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But the thing is that politics everybody votes for who they think is gonna fucking win so you get your trumps in there

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I'm telling you man get on the RFK jr. Train. I don't think he's gonna win

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I don't think there's he's getting up there people are saying what's our platform?

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Okay, like what what does he have more like it's more like libertarian kind of thing like

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Like freedom of you know doing shit and not having the government like small government

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Kind of socially I mean I probably I probably like them then because I'm I'm more libertarian than I am

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Republican libertarian is like like I can't remember what fucking sighted is that tells you your beliefs when you fill out the quiz

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but I'm like

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90% libertarian followed very closely by

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Republican then I'm Democrat then I'm green yeah, he's very libertarian

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I don't think the libertarians he tried to get on a libertarian ticket

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But he didn't get on and now he's trying to get on the ballot in all 50 states

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Now that he has enough votes, and he actually has enough votes

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Or polling numbers to qualify him for the presidential debates with Biden and Trump so he's gonna be in there. Yeah, that's sick

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Wow, he might act he has a chance with the debates and shit

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He that's if he does go to the debates he could yeah, probably win the election

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That's wild

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Debates he'd be better. Otherwise. Yeah, no that's probably gonna win. I was gonna say if Trump doesn't go that's a ton of pressure

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That's the thing though. I don't think that RFK is like

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There's so many people that are just gonna vote on fucking

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Red or blue because that's all the fucking the old people are so fucking set in their ways that they're like

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I'm a Republican. I'm voting Republican. I'm a Democrat. I'm voting Democrat

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Yeah, but dude you can't understate the amount of importance that those debates have they those are where it gets swayed

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Everybody thought Hillary was gonna fucking win that election until she went up against Trump and got fucking he's just fucking bill

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That's why I got in

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Like Hillary was like a clear front-runner before the debates everybody thought she was gonna win

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Yeah, but then yeah

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But that's it is fucking Trump was able to able to call her out on that shit

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And even though he lied like a lot in my baby. It was entertaining

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It was like wow

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There's this fucking witch in a blue pantsuit

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And then there's this funny guy who's digging into her for this shit that she has done like it made him a clear option

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I think it was just Biden and Trump

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He could just show up to the or not show up to the debates and it could just be Biden and he would just

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Completely blow it and Trump yeah when just based on that if I was Trump in that scenario where RFK wasn't in it

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I probably would not have shown up and then I would have made like a 20-minute video of just me

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Reacting to him fucking up in the debate against himself

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And then you would just win because then you wouldn't even have because everybody's gonna watch that it's gonna be all over the news

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It would just be like the debate except he has the fucking baiting himself

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Yeah, exactly you have nothing you can he can play Monday morning quarterback of fucking Biden

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Just shipping off a quick answer that didn't quite land. He has time to think about it. Where'd I put my car keys?

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You all got ice cream back there. Oh

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Eclipse

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Yeah, let's talk about the eclipse. There's people that are like yo fucking we're all gonna die

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It's like fucking the end of the world or some shit. Don't bring out quantum alimak here cuz he'll come out

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Quantum Mac he can fucking mr. Quick Dr. Quantum

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Quantum squash Donald Trump's also selling Bibles now for $60 to support his

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Campaign because he got sued he had to pay like a hundred sixty million dollars

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Holy shit for that like fraud thing or something. I

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Do not fucking know that how dark is it gonna be here Tyler? Are you gonna buy a Trump Bible?

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There's Trump Bibles. You didn't see that that Trump was selling Bibles now for 60 bucks

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No, and you can get a signed one for a hundred bucks. I want to get a signed or by Jesus

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So it's

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The thing that I find pretty fucking cool about this totally clips is that it's probably I can't say this was certainty

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But we're probably gonna see like one more totally clips in New York in the rest of our lives

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They just don't happen like the last one we had was fucking that we could even see was like

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Fuck when was it? It was like 20 like 97%

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Yeah, we are directly in the line like we're in a very good spot

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It's gonna be the whole fucking the ring like it's gonna be it's gonna look really like we're just outside of the total though

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I thought

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We might be but it's gonna be so close. It's not gonna make a difference

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It's gonna darken the sky because the one that we had I think it was in like 2018 or something

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Was we were we were partially in it and I was landscaping at that point

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Yeah, yeah, I was I was landscaping at that point and it dimmed everything like it was really bizarre

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Like if you looked up at the Sun

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Don't stare at it

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But if you looked up at it

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You could you and you can kind of see that the Sun was partially black

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I actually make like the fuck it like it looked like nighttime. I've never seen I mean, obviously it does in the path of

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Totality we're like just barely outside. It's gonna look it's gonna look like

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I get 99% like it's literally like the path of totality goes through

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Utica and Albany's like here. So like I'm pretty sure right like 99. It's gonna be like between like

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When the Sun first comes out and like when you have like a full moon like it's gonna be really dark

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I just get off of work at 6 a.m

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The day before and I have to go to work at 6 p.m

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The next day of the eclipse and I'm like, bro, I gotta set my alarm because I got a fucking like I got to set it

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I'd like the fucking right time so I can see it. I'm working but I'm working at my vacation station

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So I'm really really hoping I'm in service when it happens because I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed off if I'm in an ER

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Yeah during it cuz it doesn't it doesn't last long. It lasts three minutes. Yeah, it's it's pretty fucking quick

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What the fuck last like two hours? Well, yeah, but over to the severe

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Yeah, like the big effect of it. That's that's quick

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It's it's bizarre. I don't know if you have were you outside for the one in 2017

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Yeah, but like it wasn't like it was like barely half of it

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Yeah, but it's it had a pretty bit like if you were outside you saw it

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00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:32,260
It was like it went from that because it was my parents and my brother were in Maine

416
00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:37,740
I was working that the night before and it was I was about to go to Maine on vacation

417
00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:41,620
And I was over at my grandparents doing something but we were out on like their back porch

418
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:47,380
And then we like looked up it just looked eerie like it looked like the Sun was like a crescent moon and I'm like

419
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:51,540
That's something you don't see every day. Yeah, like it wasn't like dark

420
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:58,860
You musta you must have caught it at the end because when it was at its peak during that it fucking it did it dimmed everything

421
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:03,420
It was like I looked at it and I come like that's fucking weird. It looked like it was an extremely

422
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:11,700
extremely extremely cloudy day like in terms of the light, but the sky was clear like it's just fucking weird it was

423
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:16,940
Really? I was looking at the weather report just now. We're supposed to have completely clear skies that day. Yeah

424
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:24,060
I'm interested to see how it is because there but the thing is I don't like is that they're turning on the CERN

425
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:29,020
fucking particle accelerator during the totality of the eclipse and they're also

426
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:32,780
sacrificing the red heifer in Israel during the eclipse

427
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:39,900
They're not gonna do the particle accelerator doesn't do shit like I don't like it. I don't like it

428
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,500
And I get that but that's not what's happening

429
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:48,420
But they're also sacrificing the red heifer, which is part of revelations in the Bible. What the red?

430
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,060
It's a in a in Israel. What the fuck are we sacrificing?

431
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:57,980
What he's on his phone fucking around oh what

432
00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:03,620
So in Israel in in their Bible basically during an eclipse

433
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:09,420
They have to sacrifice a red cow, which is like super rare a ginger cow

434
00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:13,260
Yeah, like the South Park episode like that's why it was a good episode

435
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:19,740
But like they there was a red heifer that was born last year right before the eclipse is happening

436
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:26,220
So they're gonna sacrifice a red heifer during the during and you don't see how ridiculous religion is no

437
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:29,100
This is this is getting some fucking like biblical shit. This is gonna be bad

438
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:34,100
Like that's one of the signs of the apocalypse is that I'm sacrificing a red half. Well, then why are we?

439
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,860
So the Jews want to bring fucking

440
00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:45,780
Oh, here we go. We're checking off another box. We went through the trans the gays. Oh Jews. Yeah, let's hit them

441
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:51,860
Okay, the Antichrist is already back because Trump's gonna be president again. Fuck you. Oh my god

442
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:57,620
I cannot believe this is happening. My name is attached to this. What the fuck? I do not have these takes

443
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,900
This is satirical in nature. This is all

444
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:02,980
hypothetically in Minecraft

445
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:06,540
Yeah, you're saying the Jews want to start the apocalypse

446
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,900
The Jews have always want to start the apocalypse. Oh my

447
00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:16,580
In their fucking Bible they want in there in the Torah. I think it's the Torah the Torah is just the Bible

448
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,500
I feel like if Dan was here you would not be saying this

449
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:27,140
No, I would I would be saying this the Jews in their in their Bible want to start the apocalypse because they want fucking the

450
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:33,980
God to come down, but if God comes down, they're gonna realize that it was Jesus the whole time

451
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:37,480
They're gonna be like, oh fuck we're gonna be like told you guys Jesus is back

452
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:44,620
Who comes back is it like Judy Judy ism or something? No fucking JC comes down. He's that's like enough things are getting weird

453
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:46,620
We gotta stop this shit. Oh

454
00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:49,940
My god

455
00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:55,700
Okay, so when Jesus comes back on fucking Monday you guys be like well Tyler was right

456
00:40:56,380 --> 00:41:00,860
Tyler I think that you're starting the apocalypse for this podcast coming out of your mouth

457
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:07,180
The second we have anybody of importance who listens to this we are fucked. Hopefully they don't hear this one

458
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:09,500
All right, let's get segue to our next segment

459
00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:18,180
We like to bring them with this one back sometimes on Untitled podcast fucking tranny versus fucking oh my god

460
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:25,820
The girl versus tranny. Oh my god back versus Tyler. It's just a quick one. It's just uh,

461
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,820
You got six six

462
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:36,940
You lovely young females you see this is where we this is where we bring back Howard Stern from 2002

463
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:43,080
When he was pushing the line then and we do it now in 2024 when none of it's okay

464
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:51,180
I'm gonna show these guys a picture and they have to tell me is this a girl or is this a trans female?

465
00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:54,620
How we back here's your first picture

466
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,620
I

467
00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:59,020
Think it passed around

468
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,820
Do I have to give my take or does Tyler see it first?

469
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,780
You gotta let us know

470
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:08,260
That's a dude

471
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:12,700
That's a tranny rather Ellie magsa, that's a training

472
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,700
Oh

473
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:30,180
So does he answer first next time you got a pass about okay, they say it's a guy we're wrong

474
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:36,780
Wow that face looked very boyish

475
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:40,580
Next one

476
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:43,500
I know I can't he's got to go first

477
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:49,740
You got to swap back and forth cuz we can't if we just don't if we agree every time. Nope. No one's gonna win

478
00:42:55,300 --> 00:43:03,040
Another toughies we really should answer at the same time like with a countdown you buzzes in like three two one

479
00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:06,940
Or he just goes first this time

480
00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:08,940
I

481
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:12,420
Gotta be a dude. All right

482
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:21,220
That's gotta be the correct answer is it's a dude by the way

483
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:34,180
I'm not a daddy back Wow next one

484
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,100
God this one. It's like a trick question

485
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:51,900
Because it really looks like you want me to answer dude on this one

486
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:55,220
Can I zoom in?

487
00:43:56,460 --> 00:44:04,140
On the crotch, yeah, do you see a little penis in there? They're very well could be you that could be hidden

488
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:07,420
Fucking I'm gonna say dude

489
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:15,340
But I really feel like you put that one in there for me to get wrong

490
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:22,500
What did you say that's a woman I think Tyler's gonna get this one how it says it's a woman

491
00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:26,740
That's right. Damn. I knew it. I knew it

492
00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:32,220
I knew you misled me cuz that's that's a chick that looks like a dude. He tied it up. All right

493
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:35,940
Excellent one to one

494
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:46,460
How's going

495
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:55,740
He said woman

496
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,620
I

497
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:06,540
Mean it really looks like a dude to me. But again, I feel like this is just Casey fucking with me

498
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:13,980
Just for the sake how many more do we have there's six I think that's the four

499
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:19,260
Four. Yeah. All right, just so we can maybe have a skill gap here. I'm gonna say that's a dude

500
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:22,220
I'm pretty sure that's a check, but I'll say it's a dude

501
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:28,780
I knew it. She's her face looked like a dude. You try to mislead us. I got a guess whatever I don't think it is

502
00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:30,780
I think that's what I need to do

503
00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:33,780
That's two to one Tyler

504
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:39,300
Tyler's uh, the champion of 20 that's do it. That's do it all day

505
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,300
You sure?

506
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:48,580
I'm back right away. I'm back

507
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,580
I'm back right away

508
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,740
You say woman

509
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:02,740
That's a dude Ellie Mack

510
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:05,260
I'm telling you you got a guess for what it isn't

511
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:11,460
Like every ounce of me looking at that was like that is a chick totally so it's like it's a dude

512
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:13,460
It's gotta be

513
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:15,460
I'm telling you you got a guess for what it isn't

514
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:19,380
Totally so it's like it's a dude. It's gotta be. Final one not safe for work

515
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:27,540
The two to two tie so we gotta disagree we gotta disagree

516
00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:39,420
By the way, if you want to see these pictures you can look up Tom boy

517
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:45,940
You read it just for the sake so we had a winner trail. And I also I'm so 50 50 on this one

518
00:46:45,980 --> 00:46:47,980
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's a dude

519
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,500
What does he say?

520
00:46:56,180 --> 00:47:00,500
Hello got tits that would be a charity

521
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:08,300
I really was 50 50 on it. Just so you really was just in case you want to see his cock

522
00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:14,820
I mean I could have gone without it

523
00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:27,660
I get them off of reddit. I get them off trans gone wild and Tom boy read it remember

524
00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:34,740
So that's it oh it's Tom boy that would have changed my answers

525
00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:40,340
Well, I might have batted I might have batted one thousand on that if you told me that femboy read it was no

526
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:44,580
Boys I know that's what Tyler said he goes on that regular

527
00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:51,020
Are you before you quit porn and Casey on the other hand he goes on the trans gone

528
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:58,860
Just for the sake of favorites, it's a crossover

529
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:07,860
And then I don't go on reddit because I like I like my brain less smooth I stopped

530
00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:10,340
I read it because it read it's bad

531
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:17,020
Fucking filthy writers are and how they're disgusting. I think I was gonna say for chance

532
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:24,620
Forchans got read it beat any day or tans got everything beat for Chan is like the fucking bow or Jan is like the pedophile

533
00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:27,140
like felon just like oh

534
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:33,180
My god, I want to say the guy's name because he's just such a textbook for Channer so bad

535
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:37,420
He's a guy we used to work with you guys remember the guy who was a wheelchair driver

536
00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:39,420
This was on 4chan the other day

537
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,260
Okay

538
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:54,000
You guys remember that dude who was a fucking wheelchair driver that had like the Hitler youth undercut

539
00:48:54,860 --> 00:49:01,860
What like the the dude at our previous employer who was a wheelchair driver that would like constantly stir problems?

540
00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:07,780
Oh a white guy. Yeah. Yeah, he just seems like such a 4chan person to me. Oh, no

541
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:12,460
He would just piss people off for the sake of it. Oh my god. You guys know who I'm talking about, too

542
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:14,460
All right, I'll just show you the Facebook profile

543
00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:23,220
Yeah, but he came in and he made his presence known then you had a lot of hot takes that guy

544
00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:29,940
Not as hot as my takes this fucking dude

545
00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:41,460
Yeah, this profile picture screams I live on 4chan dude what the fuck that guy was you know he was ICP growing up

546
00:49:44,140 --> 00:49:46,140
Insane clown porn

547
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:51,620
I'll play you guys a video. This was fucking hilarious

548
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:53,620
It was a

549
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,620
Black Lives Matter

550
00:49:55,620 --> 00:50:00,860
Activists demands George Floyd Airport at City Council meeting. Oh

551
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,700
Boy, you just gotta hear this

552
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:07,340
My name Brian this guy's white by the way

553
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:11,580
And I won't be speaking on the new airport that is gonna be in McKinney, Texas

554
00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:13,860
Which I'm in favor of now

555
00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:14,700
Let's get into it

556
00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:22,820
The airport will be called George Floyd International Airport to honor a hero who served as a security guard in the Salvation Army

557
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,100
the

558
00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:27,700
Not racist, but it will be anti racist

559
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:33,820
Airport terminals will be named the following George Floyd Jacob Blake Brandon Taylor

560
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:42,140
But he's actually a runway strips, well, that's that this guy's definitely fucking

561
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:48,940
That's a joke painted across all of them in order to fight and combat racism also known as white supremacy

562
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,860
flights will only go to Democrat cities

563
00:50:53,620 --> 00:51:01,460
Chicago and Detroit any flights coming from Republican cities will be labeled a racial threat and shot down immediately with laser-guided

564
00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:10,180
May 25th, which is when our hero George Floyd passed away sadly

565
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:14,940
He's actually say I can see more laughing in the background though will include the follow

566
00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:20,340
Airport Airlines will include the following spirit and Air Jordan

567
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:27,340
There will be no airport security which means whatever same time and I have to worry about being caught up with some funny business

568
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:35,100
Like a loaded gun in your bag. Thank you black people will be allowed to bring guns and bombs on planes for self-defense against white supremacy

569
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:40,260
And word will be called the trigger word, which means they will now be allowed to pull it

570
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:43,980
The airport will have

571
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:57,300
What's that lightning hit the Statue of Liberty yesterday, that's pretty fucking wild is it okay

572
00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:02,340
Lady Liberty. No, it's just her saying that she wants the Rangers to win

573
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:05,660
Yeah, did you not go up to the top of the torch anymore?

574
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:09,180
You can go up to the crown. You can't go to the torch just in case

575
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:16,100
Osama hits another one. That's fucking unreal. You can't go to the torch. You know after 9-eleven. That's absurd

576
00:52:16,820 --> 00:52:20,980
The head though, you can't go to the torch, but you can go to the I guess so

577
00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:23,260
I don't think that it's that they're worried about a plane

578
00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:28,000
They're worried about somebody going up there and blowing it up like with a bomb, but they're not worried about the head

579
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,500
Yeah, I feel like the heads more important

580
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,780
I

581
00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:38,540
Don't know either way. It doesn't paint a pretty picture. Yeah, I don't really know what they're on about the chat them the middle of it

582
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:45,100
If they're trying to make waves, they're not shooting for the fucking Statue of Liberty. Okay, they're not over a big one statue Liberty

583
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:52,860
Nah man, that's over you don't hit Lady Liberty. Yeah, but I feel like losing maybe they're like

584
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:58,420
3000 plus lives on 9-eleven probably hit like a lot harder that bridge collapse

585
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,820
If it was during rush hour would have been worse than 9-eleven

586
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:09,140
Yeah, well, I don't know. Yeah, no, I wouldn't have been if the death toll wouldn't have been that high fucking go on that bridge during rush hour

587
00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:14,540
Yeah, but it's a time. There's a thousand cars on there and if every car had a time people

588
00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:19,820
Yeah, but it's rush hour. It's people on their commute to work. There's like two people on everything. There's one person in everything

589
00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:23,700
No, but there's people in there. I don't know it would have been it would be devastating

590
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:28,220
I don't think it would be up there with 9-eleven. There was a massive colossal city

591
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:35,100
Cleanup that lasted years in New York because of that the bridge is just gonna be what we got to build a new bridge

592
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:38,820
No, I'm saying like if it was during rush hour though, it would have been a fucking nightmare

593
00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:45,580
You know how many rescue crews would have been on there for fucking like days. Yeah, I mean there's all that's already happening

594
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:49,780
They set down the bridge before the fucking before

595
00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:56,020
Before the collapse though. I know but if they fucking if I'm just saying it wouldn't matter

596
00:53:56,020 --> 00:54:01,080
Like the people would still people would still die like you're fucked in either situation there

597
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:05,540
No, but I'm saying like if it was during rush hour, that would have been fucking nightmare

598
00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:11,380
I was listening to the fire department dispatch audio and they're like, can you repeat that?

599
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:15,400
Did you say there's 12 people on the water dispatch like that's correct

600
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,400
That's correct

601
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,320
That's correct

602
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:25,000
That's affirmative ambulance 17. Let me know if you're gonna need any more units when you get there. I

603
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:31,760
Got you right in solo right now, I figure you can fit probably 10 back there

604
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,640
I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively drop 10 more charts

605
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:43,260
That's a matter of fact and 11 or whatever. So it's like the entire bridge collapse in the water send just send everyone

606
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:52,880
That's too fucking I mean I just remember I was on training at my current job so we run with the

607
00:54:54,040 --> 00:55:00,840
Okay, I'm not fucking it doesn't matter. We cover parts of the thruway and like one of my first shifts

608
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,980
We got we just finished like an unattended death in a nursing home

609
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:10,960
We're driving and we have a we have a paramedic intern with us, which was the funniest part. It was one for shifts and

610
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,920
We're right about to make it to our station. We're definitely first due for the thruway and they're like, yeah

611
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:26,080
Zone blah blah blah first call medic ambulance on the thruway mile marker blah blah blah 12 car rollover accident

612
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:31,880
I pulled the same shit before I could even get on to be like just making sure I copy

613
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:38,500
He said 12 cars before I could do that police call down because they heard our transmission over our channel and was like

614
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,960
Did you just say there was?

615
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:47,300
Fucking 12 car accident on the thruway like yeah, that's affirmative. We're still getting further. We'll let you know

616
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:52,900
We're on the way on our own. No reports. Nobody's there the entire time

617
00:55:52,900 --> 00:56:00,460
Our intern is in the back having like a fucking panic attack. I think they're about to be managing a fucking MCI

618
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:08,300
Show up it's like three cars one guy got decapitated another dude died in a car fire. It was pretty fucked. No

619
00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:13,860
No, and before you ask no he could not park there

620
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,020
No, everything went fine, but I just

621
00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:25,580
It's like is the our radio transmissions were like the same fucking thing. It was like the fuck did you just?

622
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,900
like what

623
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:33,020
You respond to that and it is like oh god my day is ass now fuck

624
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,020
Probably the same

625
00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:38,140
Why are we fucked?

626
00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:42,980
Yeah, yeah. No you do I was like this is gonna be fucking dope

627
00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:49,580
That's in the front seat like finally some fucking action when he called on the radio and like and he's like yeah

628
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,580
We're getting murdered that was his reaction

629
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:57,820
No, there was one transmission that was put I'm gonna defend myself. This is my take

630
00:56:57,820 --> 00:57:00,840
I got it. I mean I can't go back and listen to that episode

631
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:06,580
I know I listen to parts of it and there were so many falsification

632
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:13,220
Falsification yeah, you and Phil shit you guys made so much shit up

633
00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:22,840
Let's remind the viewers that Bravo unknown medical is the one where Tyler and mr. Phil Saunders almost got murdered on the call

634
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:35,020
Yes, yes, they blamed me the fucking dispatcher that the only thing they told me was Bravo unknown medical this address

635
00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:40,140
And I thought it was fishy because it wasn't in the correct territory, and I called I

636
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:43,620
called a city's dispatch and

637
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:49,100
I was like alright something seems off about this what's going on and

638
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:55,020
We're gonna fucking blur it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we do here's I care

639
00:57:55,020 --> 00:58:00,140
I care and so does he clearly but regardless no I

640
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:05,820
Dispatched the proper units notice something was fishy handed everything else off to my partner

641
00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:09,660
And I said I'm gonna listen to this you guys then got on scene

642
00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:13,380
You did not have well if you had a portable for me

643
00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:20,280
I never heard anything from it, or you didn't take it in oh we did we did apparently it turned to the wrong channel

644
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:26,140
No, no that was your fire portable that you had on the wrong channel, so they copied you

645
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:32,160
I can't hear that I the only channel that I get in there is the main I don't get anything else

646
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,160
I don't have the option to get anything

647
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,820
It's not a me problem

648
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:42,820
I didn't know and I was the one who alerted the fucking fire department that something seemed off and then our

649
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:46,200
Lord and Savior over there at the number seven engine

650
00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:51,780
Yeah, picked up on it the same time. I did and just went he didn't call in route to it or anything

651
00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:53,780
He just called arriving because I paid attention

652
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:59,780
Took three fucking ten minutes to get because it wasn't their territory. It wasn't even close to their territory

653
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,860
Yeah, I don't know what the that whole thing was a fucking cluster

654
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:08,260
They are so the squad is so much east from that. That's that's so

655
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:14,980
It should have been seven and two it should have been our two yeah my

656
00:59:14,980 --> 00:59:23,400
My favorite part was wouldn't alley mac just keeps calling the station and good so about that transport. I didn't do that

657
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:28,460
I didn't do that. I called and I can't remember if it was you or you who picked up

658
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:33,620
I was I was told that your partner was having a tough time with it. I was working. Oh

659
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:41,440
Yeah, you weren't yeah, go fuck yourself then but no I fucking called you and I said hey man. Here's the deal

660
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:49,320
That person's able to go home if they want to but it seems like they're choosing not to so I can't

661
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,720
Just like about me. There's like yeah, you're good

662
00:59:51,720 --> 01:00:09,720
I did I talked to you and I asked how you were doing and I asked you to put your partner on and you said that he was going through it and that you had it covered and I took your word for it and then I asked you late and I texted him to in depth and then we all went out to breakfast in the morning too

663
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:16,860
I don't know if we went after that shift. I think we went the no we did we did after that shit

664
01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:22,600
If we didn't we went like the day after I was with everybody we went with everybody

665
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:28,440
Yeah, I was fucking chain smoking that shit. No, I because our fucking our supervisor or buddy

666
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,920
Supervisor no over hold up. I just wanted to say one thing about that buddy supervisor

667
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,640
You guys did have your portable for me

668
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:47,360
But it was never transmitted on and it was left at the residence and that supervisor picked it up and brought it back to the station and he is like yeah because I got a call from APD that they said that they found it because

669
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,880
Bro, there's ten thousand APDs in America

670
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:59,440
But like I looked at I looked at but like he looked at me just goes yeah, you're good Lee. Anyways, how's your partner Mike?

671
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:04,040
He's fucked up. He's going through it. I was outside just going

672
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:08,040
He's just like yeah, you're good Lee Mike. I've seen worse

673
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,040
Yeah, I've seen somebody cut in half the long way

674
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,040
You just look at him you be like hey buddy

675
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:25,040
When you've been in this job as long as I've been nothing faces. Yeah, I'm gonna go check on the kid

676
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,040
Make sure he's doing all right

677
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,040
That's pretty much how it was

678
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:38,040
I'm gonna go check on the kid because our Lord and Savior like fucking I'm like, yeah, he's going through it Mike

679
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,040
I'm gonna go talk to me. He's good. That's a good man right there, brother. That's a good man

680
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:48,040
He's just like you know what I got your stretcher you go talk to your friend Casey. I don't know about you

681
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:56,040
But I don't think that calls with our Lord and Savior went the same way when it was you and me I don't I don't ever remember anything

682
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:04,040
We wouldn't even get a fucking attaboy afterwards and no we would kill it we would do a good job on the fucked calls

683
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:09,040
But I don't I don't ever remember him being like I mean I remember me like nice work

684
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:13,040
That was a that was a tough one and then he'd walk out the door. That was it. Yeah

685
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:19,040
Definitely didn't just get fucking murdered like whatever the captain works in mysterious ways

686
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,040
The captain works in mysterious ways he does

687
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:28,040
You know you don't have relations on retirement to our Lord and Savior

688
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:32,040
You don't you don't ask for his praise you give him praise and you hope that he returns it

689
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:37,040
But like but like I think he was like you're caring for your brother there. You got this

690
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,040
You're a good man for can for your brother

691
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:45,040
I liked it when I had a trainee where we had a fucking seizure call where the fucking guy was

692
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:51,040
Combative as fuck and he was trying to take out my trainee fucking I'm not gonna say her name

693
01:02:51,040 --> 01:03:00,040
Yeah, y'all y'all y'all y'all remember though the short chick with a ponytail blonde lazy eye. Yeah, yeah

694
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,040
and

695
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:07,040
Yeah, she got uh she got into a little bit of a tissy with our Lord and Savior

696
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:13,040
Because this combative seizure patient or we were trying to give a fucking

697
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,040
Versed to to get him to chill the fuck out

698
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:26,040
She she got mad at him for him putting his hands on her to get him away to get her away from the frantically flailing

699
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,040
brolic seizing

700
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,040
combative postictal dude

701
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,040
And she was like I just don't think

702
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,040
Independent woman. Yeah

703
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:39,040
So I just don't think he should have put his hands on me. Okay

704
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:46,040
Look, you would have got your hands put on you by a different dude ten times harder if you didn't move and you weren't doing that

705
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:52,040
Like so he was literally just trying to make sure you didn't get hurt if you want to put a complaint in we can do that

706
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:59,040
But I'm telling you right now. It's probably not gonna get anywhere because it wasn't what you thought it was like I will I'll back you up

707
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,040
I'll support you through this, but I don't think it's a good call like

708
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:08,040
I get you out look out for your own, but it was do you especially if it's against our Lord and Savior

709
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,040
We can't do that. No

710
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,040
Okay, it's the Lord

711
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:20,040
I'll tell you what I don't know if Dan's coming but I think he said he was not I don't think we're getting him

712
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,040
I might he might oh

713
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:46,040
Let's take a break. Okay, give him give him a call and we'll be right back on untitled podcast do math and drive

714
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:53,040
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast. We're here. I forgot to tell you it was episode 68

715
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,040
Oh no, you know what that means?

716
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,040
Six, eight

717
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:00,040
What does that mean?

718
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,040
It means next episode is episode 69

719
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,040
Oh shit!

720
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:09,040
There it is! The big six nine

721
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:16,040
We'll never have another one unless we make it to episode 69 69

722
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,040
We have 420

723
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,040
We have 420 that one's coming up

724
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,040
Episode 420 yep

725
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,040
I don't think we're gonna make it to 420

726
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:30,040
We still have 80,085 to love boobs

727
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,040
We're gaining a following here

728
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,040
We have episode 80,085 love boobs

729
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,040
How many does fucking Rogan have now?

730
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,040
What?

731
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,040
How many episodes does Rogan have now?

732
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,040
How many episodes?

733
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:44,040
Oh I don't know

734
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,040
He's in the thousands for sure

735
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,040
He's definitely in the quad digits

736
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:56,040
Dan said he was gonna try to like plug us on this girls TikTok that has like 3 million views

737
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,040
Oh boy

738
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:02,040
Hopefully that will be going for us

739
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:06,040
Wait so is Dan coming now?

740
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,040
No

741
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,040
Damn

742
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,040
Rest in peace for this episode

743
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,040
We'll see him in 69 hopefully

744
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:18,040
2,109

745
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:22,040
Or 119 is Joe Rogan

746
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,040
2,119

747
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,040
Yeah we could get there

748
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,040
We could get 80,085 for the boobs episode

749
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,040
Yeah more than Rogan

750
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,040
Just keep doing this for 18 years

751
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,040
We'll do 7 episodes a day

752
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:38,040
Let's talk about Chinese execution vans

753
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,040
Execution vans?

754
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,040
Vans

755
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,040
Oh my god I did hear you correctly

756
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,040
They're mobile units in China

757
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,040
Rather than execute prisoners in a prison

758
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,040
They have vans that go around

759
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,040
Pick people up

760
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,040
And execute them in the van

761
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,040
That's pretty rad

762
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,040
I do that sometimes

763
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,040
You can just accidentally do that

764
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:04,040
So they're like

765
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,040
The Chinese government is like

766
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,040
Yeah we're saving money

767
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,040
Because we're doing this mobilely

768
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,040
Wait that's like a selling point?

769
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,040
Yeah it's like propaganda

770
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:19,040
Because they're executing people without even a trial

771
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:23,040
People are afraid that the execution van is going to show up to their house

772
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,040
And they're just going to be fucking kidnapped and killed

773
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,040
So you're telling them the CIA doesn't do the same thing?

774
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,040
Chinese execution vans look it up

775
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,040
That is fucking wild

776
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,040
Oh my god

777
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,040
Chinese execution vans

778
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,040
How do they not have

779
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:43,040
I mean I guess I do see why they don't have a rebellion

780
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:47,040
But like are they not horrified of their government for doing that?

781
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:51,040
Remember in Covid in Wuhan

782
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:55,040
Where they wouldn't let people leave their fucking apartments

783
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,040
For like months

784
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:01,040
People didn't have any food or sometimes they didn't have any water

785
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,040
And they still wouldn't let them leave

786
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,040
And they were just screaming out the window for like help

787
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,040
Wow

788
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,040
Good on ya China

789
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:14,040
That sounds pretty fucking bad

790
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,040
If I have to be completely honest with ya

791
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,040
China's getting pretty fascist

792
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,040
Yeah that's going to blow up some day

793
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,040
That's something good to keep tabs on

794
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,040
You know what we really need to play all together is Helldivers

795
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,040
Helldivers

796
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,040
I was going to ask if you had that

797
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,040
I want to get it but I didn't have anyone to play with

798
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,040
So I'm like I'd just be playing with a bunch of fucking randos

799
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,040
Well he can't

800
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,040
It's not on Xbox?

801
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:36,040
No

802
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,040
It's on Playstation and PC

803
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,040
Really I thought it was on Xbox

804
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:43,040
Yeah that game sounds like it's fucking wild though

805
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,040
Well me and you can play it

806
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,040
Fuck Casey

807
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,040
Get a Playstation you fucking retard

808
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,040
A place? I have a PS4

809
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,040
Just get a PC bro

810
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:56,040
PC's the way to go man

811
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,040
It does everything

812
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:02,040
The fucking exclusives on both consoles come out on PC

813
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:06,040
Like I have Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and Last of Us on my PC

814
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:09,040
The only thing is that I also have fucking Forza Horizon

815
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:15,040
I got a PS5 just so I could play Final Fantasy and fucking Grand Theft Auto

816
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,040
It's just so unnecessarily expensive

817
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,040
It's like $2000 for a PC

818
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,040
No

819
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,040
Gaming PC

820
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,040
No it's not

821
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:26,040
I spent $5000 on my fucking setup and I can't really say much

822
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,040
Yeah but you don't have to do that though

823
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:32,040
Like I bought mine and it runs everything that comes out on high settings

824
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,040
Maybe not Ultra but on high settings

825
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:37,040
And I bought that like a year almost two years ago

826
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,040
The thing runs everything at 60 FPS for $1500

827
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:44,040
You can play an Xbox with the same graphics for $300

828
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,040
It's not the same graphics though

829
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,040
It's not

830
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,040
On an Xbox game if anything

831
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,040
What about a smaller screen?

832
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:55,040
I can hook it up to a TV and play it with a controller

833
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,040
Do you do that?

834
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,040
I have yeah

835
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:00,040
For Dead by Daylight I frequently do that actually

836
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,040
Because that's a game I like playing like with a controller

837
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,040
So I sit down on my couch if I'm playing alone

838
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:08,040
That's where I fucking massacre people is Chucky

839
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,040
That's when that happens is on the big screen

840
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,040
I like it

841
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,040
It's just you should get a PC though

842
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,040
They're great they get everything

843
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,040
They get the best of both worlds

844
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,040
Is that Dan? No it's not

845
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,040
No Dan's not coming

846
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:31,040
I was also watching a video this week about these Indian

847
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:37,040
This Indian population that lives off the coast of India on this like small island

848
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:38,040
And they're like

849
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,040
Uncontacted

850
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,040
Yeah uncontacted people

851
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,040
Actually no

852
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:47,040
There's one that's uncontacted called

853
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,040
What's it called?

854
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,040
They're cannibals

855
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,040
Yeah

856
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,040
Yeah Gizzy show me a video of that

857
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:58,040
Yeah and they like throw spears at the helicopters every time they come by

858
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:04,040
Yeah so there was that one and there was like a reporter who like go who went there to try to make contact with them

859
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:07,040
He's just like I'm going to fucking kill you and eat you

860
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,040
And he goes I think we should leave

861
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,040
Did you see that?

862
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,040
Oh yeah that one's called the Aghori

863
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,040
The tribe

864
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,040
They're a cannibalistic tribe

865
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,040
I thought it was really funny how the reporter's like

866
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:23,040
I think that we need to leave

867
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:35,040
The thing that I think is fucking wild is that we all seem to forget that there's just like about 300 separate groups within the Amazon rainforest now that are uncontacted too

868
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,040
Really?

869
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,040
Yeah you can look that up too

870
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:46,040
That blew my fucking mind because I heard about the fucking uncontacted tribes there but it's like nobody's really going into the Amazon

871
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:52,040
People are really fucked up like when they die they eat their dead and they like scoop their brains out and eat them

872
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,040
Yeah

873
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:57,040
And they also eat their own feces and drink their own urine

874
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,040
Yeah

875
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:09,040
And they try to do like everything that would be like you know what's it called very shocking or like unholy because it makes them they say it makes them closer to God or something

876
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,040
It's like a sect of Hinduism

877
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,040
Dope

878
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:17,040
They're rejected by Hinduists

879
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:28,040
Well I mean I would imagine they would be rejected by most people especially meeting anybody who shows up on your island with combat and the threat of having your brains eaten that's gonna

880
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:33,040
Hmm it's just because they don't have religion that's why

881
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,040
Wow

882
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:39,040
Casey I'm not going to dignify you with a response

883
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,040
That uh

884
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,040
That's bait

885
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:45,040
That thing that we were all puffing on out there well you and me were

886
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,040
Yeah

887
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:47,040
That was strong

888
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,040
Who the fuck's that uh that one

889
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,040
That's gonna be like a truck

890
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:53,040
That one dude on the Bruins that you showed me the fucking rat what the fuck was his name

891
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,040
That's uh fucking Brad Marshand

892
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,040
Yeah that dude's a fucking menace

893
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:02,040
I've he's my favorite I love him and I hate him at the same time

894
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,040
He's a fucking menace

895
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:10,040
He's such a he's such a scumbag but like if he was playing for my team I would be his number one fan

896
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,040
Cause he just pisses everybody off

897
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,040
He gets so many penalties

898
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:18,040
He does he spends more time in the box than he does on the ice

899
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:23,040
He's got like I think 67 penalty minutes and five minutes on ice time

900
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,040
Yeah that's his job

901
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:32,040
So going back to this uh the bridge thing in Baltimore they say the the power shut off on the cruise ship

902
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,040
Yeah

903
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,040
Before it hit the thing

904
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,040
It's a cyber attack

905
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:40,040
And then it made it like a 90 degree angle into the post and just fucking hit it

906
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:44,040
Yeah but there's video of it you can see when the power goes off in the ship

907
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:51,040
And then when it like and it angles and then you see when the power comes back on and it's way too late for them to do anything

908
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:55,040
Yeah but I'm saying like did a cyber attack

909
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,040
I don't know

910
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:03,040
That would be so coordinated to make it happen just like that

911
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:12,040
Wait but so the power goes out and then it comes back on and these fucking steer like facing the the pylon that is holding the bridge up

912
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,040
And they just smash into it

913
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:17,040
Yeah but they were like the chances of that are like astronomical

914
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:21,040
But they were already gonna smash into it though

915
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:30,040
And there was some I saw some debate on social media like if a power is out can a can the ship steer and some people are like yeah it can

916
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:35,040
Yeah with hydraulic manual controls that take like several minutes to access though

917
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:45,040
I'm sure because it's that's all hydraulic then that's got to be manual overrides and shit there's no way that that shit's just like that easily accessible that quickly

918
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:50,040
Like that's such a freak event that like right as you're gonna hit something your power goes off

919
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,040
Like you're not gonna be

920
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:56,040
Right as they come up to the bridge and what was the cause of the power failure by the way

921
01:14:56,040 --> 01:15:09,040
I don't think so I really don't like that just seems like such a hard ridiculous cyber attack to this is more of a conspiracy than 9-eleven

922
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:13,040
I think that the Boeing thing is more scary to be honest

923
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:18,040
Oh are you gonna tell Ali Mac about how we can't name villagers certain things in Minecraft

924
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:25,040
Oh yeah I tried to name in Minecraft I was making the Twin Towers right I tried to name this villager Joseph Pfeiffer

925
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:34,040
And it just came up like xxxxx and I couldn't name them Joseph Pfeiffer or any any variation of like Joe Pfeiffer

926
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:41,040
So I named him Chief Pfeiffer but like other names work like George Bush worked Richard Cheney Dick Cheney didn't work

927
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,040
Because you can't put the word dick in a Minecraft

928
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:48,040
But the only the only name that I saw that was banned was Joseph Pfeiffer

929
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,040
That's got to be a slur in some way

930
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:53,040
No no no it's a conspiracy because they know

931
01:15:53,040 --> 01:16:02,040
No because because Fife Fife what Fife see Casey he was not trying to name a villager in Minecraft

932
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:07,040
Joseph fire Pfeiffer you can't do it you can name him Joe you can name him Pfeiffer

933
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:12,040
The deep state doesn't want you playing Minecraft with Joseph Pfeiffer

934
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:22,040
And how does that help cover it up I don't know I would argue that that would draw if there was some elaborate conspiracy

935
01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:27,040
Where they were horrified that people that play Minecraft would find his name

936
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:34,040
Why would they ban it that makes it so much more so I saw it happen it's fucking weird like

937
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:41,040
Because they say oh people are going to go look up Joseph Pfeiffer now and they're going to see that he fucking caused 9-11

938
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:48,040
Yeah but it's going to make a bigger fucking uproar that you can't put his name in and people are going to be like why can't you

939
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:53,040
No but the thing is like it's like I'm not I don't agree with Casey on his conspiracy thing with that

940
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,040
But I'm just saying that is a really weird fucking thing though

941
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,040
Yeah it is

942
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,040
It's just weird

943
01:16:58,040 --> 01:16:59,040
I think it's a glitch

944
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,040
It's not like that was weird

945
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:07,040
I think it's got to be a glitch and how do you know it's not it could be finding something in a different language that could be a fire

946
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,040
I tried Joseph I tried Joe I tried Joey

947
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,040
Yeah so clearly it's Pfeiffer

948
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,040
No and then we did his name is Chief Pfeiffer

949
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,040
No I named him Chief Pfeiffer and it worked

950
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,040
And it worked

951
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:22,040
Maybe that's when the fucking the fucking

952
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:25,040
What's that shit name when the fucking shit comes from

953
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:28,040
Is the name Joseph is banned?

954
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,040
No

955
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,040
I mean maybe did you try?

956
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,040
Yeah we tried to name something Joe

957
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,040
Joe worked

958
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:39,040
I didn't know I don't know if like just Joe works but

959
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:42,040
Well sounds like we have to dig a little deeper

960
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,040
I just think it's weird that that was banned

961
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:48,040
Yeah me too I saw that was like it was like xx xx

962
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:52,040
And I was like what the fuck did you try to name him he's like Joseph Pfeiffer I'm like

963
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:57,040
What the fuck and then he tried to name it Joe Joe Pfeiffer

964
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,040
Nothing

965
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:02,040
But why would George be why would Joe be banned but George is fine

966
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:05,040
Or Joe isn't because I've named things Joe in Minecraft before

967
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,040
Oh

968
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,040
It's just Joe Pfeiffer

969
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:13,040
It's just fucking weird like that that was just a weird fucking thing like

970
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:18,040
I don't believe I can see it's a conspiracy or anything on this like that's real fucking weird to me though

971
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:22,040
Like but you gotta see fucking what we built though

972
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,040
We built a bunch of more autistic shit and you're gonna hate it but it's great

973
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,040
I'll have to take a look

974
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:31,040
Yeah it's great I love it

975
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:36,040
Because like fucking Lundy saw it he's like whoa that looks exactly like

976
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:39,040
I am so pissed I wasn't here when he was

977
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:40,040
Lundy's great

978
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:43,040
I fucking love him working with him is fucking awesome

979
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:47,040
Casey would you mind if I were to see that Le Vapotour for me

980
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,040
Le Vapotour

981
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,040
Le Bapetier

982
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:53,040
For those uh fellow autists

983
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,040
Okay so

984
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,040
Ellie Mack

985
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:58,040
Yeah

986
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,040
Let's talk about quantum mechanics

987
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,040
Okay what do you want to hear

988
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,040
Ask me some outrageous shit Casey

989
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,040
Some outrageous shit

990
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:18,040
Ellie Mack do you think that there are other beings in our universe beyond the observable universe that we can see

991
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:21,040
I think that that is the most likely outcome

992
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:28,040
Do you think that there is a chance right because Earth is so close to the sun it's like a perfect distance away right

993
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,040
Yes

994
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:34,040
So it's the perfect distance where we can survive and not be too cold or too hot

995
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:38,040
Do you think there is another planet like that out there we can't see

996
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:43,040
So there are several planets that actually exist within a Goldilocks zone

997
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:49,040
That's the term for it where it's like it's technically it's possibly habitable it has water

998
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:56,040
It's within the correct temperature range the combination of the chemicals can support life

999
01:19:56,040 --> 01:20:03,040
There's tons of them they're all ridiculously far away and we have no idea how to get to them

1000
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:13,040
But theoretically there absolutely could be life on them that does exist and we just can't see it yet because it's everything's in reverse so long

1001
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:19,040
Like we are seeing millions of years in the past when we look at these planets because that's how long the light takes to get to us

1002
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:23,040
So it's so hard to fucking really tell

1003
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:28,040
People are like why don't we like see signs of other life in our universe

1004
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,040
And that's that paradox I was talking to you the one time about

1005
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:36,040
But it could be just because they're so far away that we don't get like light yet or radio communication

1006
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:45,040
Well the basis of that paradox is that in all likelihood we should be able to see other forms of life

1007
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:52,040
Like based off of our understanding of how life came to be on planet Earth this should have occurred other places

1008
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:56,040
Why are we not seeing signs of advanced life yet and there's a couple different possibilities there

1009
01:20:56,040 --> 01:21:03,040
Are we just somehow astronomically more advanced than every other planet that has life on it

1010
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:08,040
Or are we truly just some anomaly that has life here

1011
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:12,040
And then there's like the wow signal but I'm pretty sure that got debunked a while ago

1012
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:16,040
Because that was like the biggest thing that we were thinking is like a radio wave potentially

1013
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:19,040
But like radio waves they travel the same speed as light

1014
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,040
They're not going to make it to us too so it's just this roadblock you run into

1015
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:30,040
I believe that life has infinite occurrences in our infinite universe that's filled with infinite planets and all that shit

1016
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:40,040
But I think that it is just a ridiculously, ridiculously miniscule chance that we somehow come to be

1017
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:46,040
With the pillars of creation and all that that we talk about with the fucking methane oceans and shit

1018
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:52,040
With the carbon based planet that we think that that's how it happened

1019
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:55,040
But Tyler's like I'm going to kill myself

1020
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:59,040
I'm listening I'm just I don't really got anything of input

1021
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:06,040
So just one quick thing this is completely off topic but you guys seen Friday the 13th like the movie right

1022
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:07,040
Yes

1023
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,040
You remember Jason using a chainsaw

1024
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:10,040
Yes

1025
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,040
He's never used a chainsaw

1026
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:13,040
Oh wait that's Mandela

1027
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,040
Yeah it's a Mandela effect Jason's never used a chainsaw

1028
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:18,040
I think people get him in leather face mixed up a lot

1029
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:23,040
A lot but like you can like I can picture him with like a chainsaw in the movie

1030
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:26,040
I picture like a shot where like he goes through a front door

1031
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,040
With like a chainsaw

1032
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:30,040
With a chainsaw and the shots like looking up at him with the light

1033
01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:32,040
Like he never had a chainsaw

1034
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:36,040
And like there's some promotional art where he has a chainsaw but he's never had one

1035
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:41,040
Like I don't want to get off topic here but I want to talk about the Mandela effect because it's real fucking weird

1036
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:47,040
I'd love to talk about the Mandela effect too and to be frank Tyler I think I said everything I had to say

1037
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,040
Okay

1038
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,040
So I'm ready to go

1039
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:54,040
Yeah there's a lot of like Mandela effects like that that I want to talk about because like that that's one of the ones that I'm like

1040
01:22:54,040 --> 01:23:01,040
I remember him having a chainsaw but I did like a marathon of all the Friday the 13th movies and I'm like even like the new like reboots

1041
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:02,040
I'm like he never had a chainsaw

1042
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,040
And I'm like

1043
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:11,040
The thing is for the Mandela effect I like I'm one of the people who like I remember hearing that Nelson Mandela was killed

1044
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:13,040
Like I remember that

1045
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,040
He died in prison

1046
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:15,040
Yeah

1047
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:18,040
But he didn't he like became president or some shit I think

1048
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:23,040
Yeah and I remember hearing that like I'm sure of it when I was a kid I remember that

1049
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,040
The Berenstein Bears one

1050
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:30,040
The Berenstein Bears one then there's the Fruit Loops and there's a bunch where it's like maybe I'm just misremembering it but

1051
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:38,040
But like Jason having a chainsaw is one of them and I'm like I like I can I can remember it like him like busting through a door

1052
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:42,040
Like even like him like chainsawing a door down and like walking through it

1053
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:48,040
Because like chainsaws were always like a I remember when I had a haunted house in elementary school

1054
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,040
Jason had a chainsaw

1055
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:53,040
There was a guy wearing a Jason mask that was chasing people around with a rubber chainsaw

1056
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:54,040
Yeah but like

1057
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:59,040
It's quite the cause of catastrophe actually a lot of parents complained because that guy was really fucking scary

1058
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:02,040
He scared the shit out of me when I was in like third grade

1059
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:06,040
He walked through a haunted he was fucking you would get out of the haunted house

1060
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,040
And he chased you down

1061
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:12,040
And he's like oh we made it out and he's like RAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH

1062
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,040
He's like oh my god he's still there

1063
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,040
And he was still oh my god he was a menace

1064
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:23,040
So Casey are there any Mandela effects that you that you are like really like weirded out by

1065
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:27,040
The Mandela effect is like when so many people like believe something

1066
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,040
Remember something that wasn't exactly true

1067
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,040
Oh yeah I have one

1068
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:33,040
Like what's one that like really like fucking trips you up

1069
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,040
The Bible

1070
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,040
Oh my god

1071
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,040
That's not a Mandela effect

1072
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:42,040
I'll tell you one I actually do have a good example

1073
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:46,040
I have a good example if you want to look up on your phone it's a baseball one

1074
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:52,040
Look up Evan Longoria Saves Reporter

1075
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,040
And it's gonna be a

1076
01:24:55,040 --> 01:25:01,040
It's gonna be a highlight where he's talking to a reporter and like this fucking baseball comes flying in from the outfield

1077
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,040
Oh I remember that video

1078
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,040
And he catches it out of nowhere

1079
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:08,040
And I'm not being racist here

1080
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:11,040
But you see how it's a black woman though

1081
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:12,040
I remember it being a white yeah

1082
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:15,040
It was a white blonde that was interviewing him

1083
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,040
I remember

1084
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:18,040
And now it's a black woman who's interviewing him

1085
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:21,040
That's yeah I remember it being a white woman too that's weird

1086
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:26,040
Like cause that's a popular clip where he fucking just he has like a spidey sense and just like

1087
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,040
It was fucking cool as shit

1088
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:32,040
But I remember it because I watched a shit I watched that thing like crazy

1089
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,040
I remember it being like a white woman

1090
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:37,040
There's a couple other like I'll look up like I'll look up like a list of them

1091
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,040
No but they were actually talking about the

1092
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:44,040
Mandela effect with that thing in the bridge in Baltimore

1093
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:54,040
Because some people were like believing this like false information that when the ship lost power it had no steering

1094
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:59,040
But when the ship loses power it sometimes does have steering

1095
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:04,040
And people were like you know it's like 99% of people say something's true

1096
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:07,040
Then everybody's gonna believe it's true even if it's not

1097
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:11,040
So remember the the Britney Spears oops I did again music video

1098
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,040
Yeah

1099
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:14,040
Was she wearing headphones or was she not wearing headphones

1100
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:15,040
I don't know that's

1101
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:20,040
Apparently she wasn't but I don't remember that

1102
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:26,040
Also the Looney Tunes one fucking was weird it's like T-U-N-E-S not T-O-O-N-S

1103
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,040
Yeah there is that one too

1104
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:30,040
I vividly remember it being like tunes

1105
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:33,040
It doesn't even fucking make sense to be T-U-N-E-S

1106
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:37,040
So Tyler let me let me say this and you're not gonna like this

1107
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:43,040
But the Mandela effect ties like directly into a lot of quantum mechanics

1108
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,040
The Bible

1109
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,040
Yeah it has the

1110
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,040
Not the

1111
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,040
Like we skip to another universe type thing

1112
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:53,040
Well it's not as well yes it's like another universe but it's like you're there is these

1113
01:26:53,040 --> 01:27:02,040
Yeah but I'm saying like if I grow up in like a Christian community and everybody around me is telling me that like this shit happened with Jesus and I have to believe this

1114
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:03,040
I'm probably gonna believe it

1115
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,040
Casey that doesn't have anything to fucking do with what we're talking about right now

1116
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:06,040
It is

1117
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,040
No it's not you're a fucking retard Casey

1118
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:13,040
Every fucking time that we have a fucking podcast you have something stupid to fucking say

1119
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,040
Is it hard being this retarded

1120
01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:16,040
No

1121
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:22,040
Is it really hard being this retarded and being this much of a fucking pretentious asshole

1122
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,040
That you think that atheism is the only way

1123
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:27,040
You're one of the most pretentious pieces of shit

1124
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:28,040
You're agnostic aren't you

1125
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,040
No he doesn't believe anything

1126
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:30,040
You're agnostic

1127
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:31,040
He's a piece of shit

1128
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:32,040
I am actually obnoxious

1129
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,040
No

1130
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,040
You are obnoxious

1131
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,040
I am obnoxious actually

1132
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:38,040
You are obnoxious piece of shit

1133
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:39,040
I believe in ghosts

1134
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:48,040
You don't believe in God you don't believe in fucking how can you believe in ghosts and you don't believe in God you don't you can't you're like I believe in ghosts but that has to fucking do with the spirit

1135
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:55,040
I loosely believe in ghosts and I don't necessarily believe in a God I'm not saying that I don't

1136
01:27:55,040 --> 01:28:01,040
There might be but I don't fucking know we have no evidence to point in the direction of a God

1137
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:03,040
You are the worst type of person when it comes to this shit Casey

1138
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,040
God does not exist nor is he ghosted

1139
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,040
You are a fucking fedora tipping atheist Casey

1140
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,040
I'm not trying to be

1141
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:10,040
Actually um

1142
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:14,040
Wait why did you even say that spurred this I didn't even hear

1143
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,040
I don't know

1144
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,040
What you said

1145
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,040
I don't remember

1146
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,040
You said you were prompted

1147
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:20,040
I'm kind of cross so don't

1148
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,040
Casey said something along

1149
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,040
I'm like don't take me too seriously

1150
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:31,040
Casey said well the greatest Mandela effect is that everyone believes the bible was real

1151
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,040
Tyler got big mad about that

1152
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,040
I'm just fucking sick of this shit Casey

1153
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:39,040
You come in every fucking week with some new fucking bullshit

1154
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,040
That was completely prompted

1155
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,040
Okay I think he was just trying to get a rise out of you

1156
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:48,040
You're the worst type of person when it comes to this because no matter what you say

1157
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:53,040
No matter what you do you're going to be like but um actually the bible says this

1158
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:57,040
No you guys oh guess what you guys are all like blah blah blah we should fucking

1159
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:01,040
Care about all these other religions you're always yelling at me for fucking ripping on the Jews

1160
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:06,040
Guess what the most of the shit that you guys are fucking like well the bible's barbaric it says this

1161
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:10,040
It's the fucking jew part it's not the christian part you fucking imbeciles

1162
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:13,040
Well we should make an atheist bible

1163
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:14,040
Just to get us

1164
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:16,040
I should write an atheist bible

1165
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:18,040
Wow that's such a smart idea

1166
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:20,040
Okay wow okay

1167
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,040
Where's my V

1168
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,040
Okay it's right here

1169
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:27,040
Jesus fucking christ Casey you're the fucking worst type of person

1170
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:32,040
When it comes to all I was going to say is that there's actually this is a hot

1171
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:34,040
But atheists aren't necessarily bad people though

1172
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:35,040
Yes they are

1173
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:39,040
Okay okay okay I want to get us back on track here

1174
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,040
Okay

1175
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:41,040
Fuck

1176
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:44,040
Do y'all have it out of your systems

1177
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:45,040
No

1178
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:47,040
Okay well save it for another topic

1179
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:52,040
I was just going to say the tie in with quantum mechanics on this one

1180
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:57,040
This is a hot take this is an Ali Mack take I have no evidence to support this but it's what I believe

1181
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:06,040
I think that when you die in this universe in some freak accident you got fucking hit by an 18 wheeler

1182
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:10,040
You got hit by a train you fucking overdosed in a bathtub I don't fucking know

1183
01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:16,040
But when you die your consciousness jumps to another universe where you're still alive

1184
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:21,040
And then you go through and the Mandela effect is the effect of that

1185
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:26,040
You remember your previous life but not your death you don't remember your death because that never happened

1186
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:28,040
I believe in reincarnation

1187
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:34,040
So it's kind of like a reincarnation thing and I can't remember I'm tying two theories together

1188
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:41,040
And I can't cite my sources for the last one but that is a theories that essentially when you die you

1189
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:43,040
No it's quantum suicide

1190
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:48,040
Listen I'm agnostic in the sense that there could be a heaven and Tyler could be right about everything

1191
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,040
It's just a very small chance

1192
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:56,040
It's a very high chance every single person who's actually did actual research real scientists and shit

1193
01:30:56,040 --> 01:31:01,040
The more that they fucking research the greater the chance they said that there is a fucking god because

1194
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,040
They don't say that

1195
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,040
Yes that's a fucking truth

1196
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:09,040
They continue to say we don't know because we don't there's no evidence to point us in one direction

1197
01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:15,040
If we're gonna go with the fucking numbers on this statistically it's improbable that we exist without a creator

1198
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:18,040
What stats?

1199
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:20,040
But you say that every other

1200
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:23,040
The amount of random chance that would happen

1201
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:27,040
I live for looking up there's no evidence to point us in one direction or the other

1202
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,040
This is like the realm that I love studying

1203
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:31,040
That's not true

1204
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:35,040
A fucking random chance like if it was just random numbers

1205
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:36,040
This is your belief though

1206
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,040
This isn't just a fucking belief

1207
01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:38,040
This isn't science disengagement

1208
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:40,040
This is real fucking numbers Sally Mac

1209
01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:41,040
It's real numbers

1210
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:42,040
Show me then

1211
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:43,040
The numbers Mason

1212
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:47,040
Show me then I want to see the numbers because I have never heard this take

1213
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:52,040
Every scientist I have and every quantum physicist that gives their take on religion

1214
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:58,040
Pretty much most of them say like we just we just don't know like we think about this from a scientific perspective

1215
01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:14,040
But like we don't know and we don't know if there's ever gonna be a way to know like that's the that's the consensus among people that like sure you have like your you have quantum physicists that are fucking religious like they do exist

1216
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:23,040
So the probability this is this is an actual fact that I looked up is from Scientology.com

1217
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:30,040
Now this is from Science alert.com fucking but I just looked at a couple other ones. It's the same thing

1218
01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:47,040
The I want to say I want you to send me the link so I can fact check this fucking the probability of life happening is about one in 10 to 2200 tooth 2,000,680,000

1219
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:49,040
Like 10 to that power

1220
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:58,040
Yeah, but the thing is is that what you're saying right there we only theorize about how life became to exist on earth. We don't know how it started yet

1221
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:07,040
So that that that fact whatever you have there is irrelevant. We don't know how life started here. It's all theories like we have no fucking clue

1222
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:10,040
That's why we don't know that if aliens exist or not

1223
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:17,040
Really fucking think that we just happened by chance. I don't know. That's my whole take is I don't know

1224
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:24,040
Statistically, it's almost improbable. It's almost impossible. That is a stat that you are assigning to this on your own

1225
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:31,040
I fucking just told you what the fucking stat was and this stat I'm telling you that the stat that that's based off of

1226
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:33,040
You're taking a fucking different stat

1227
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:34,040
I'm fact checking it

1228
01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:38,040
You're not fact checking it. You're fucking going you're doing a completely different fucking thing

1229
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:43,040
I'm telling you we we have theories as to how earth how life started on earth, but we don't know them

1230
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:46,040
We have zero proof. We can't replicate it

1231
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:52,040
Yeah, you can't replicate it because you're not fucking God. You can't replicate something that was created by God

1232
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:59,040
No create anything that is fucking like God. The only thing that we can create is fucking physical things

1233
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:02,040
Tyler I am not saying any of that

1234
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:09,040
I am saying that the stat that whatever you just read is based off of is based off of a theory as to how we

1235
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:12,040
Think life came to be you're wrong. I

1236
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:18,040
I mean, so you have like a one in a million something chance of winning the lottery, right?

1237
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:20,040
But somebody always wins the lottery

1238
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:26,040
So, I mean there's there's always a chance of something with a small probability happening

1239
01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:33,040
Well, if there's enough time that goes by eventually it's going to and this ties right back into what I think I think that there's fucking life all over the place

1240
01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:37,040
It's just that we did that the universe is in can't see no measurement to it

1241
01:34:37,040 --> 01:34:43,040
We can't see it yet. We'll be lucky if we ever see it. All right, Casey, if you're fucking such a genius what?

1242
01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:47,040
What what what what why what happened to let us exist?

1243
01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:52,040
So what to make it I gotta take a piss and I'll be right back and I will give my take on that exact question

1244
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:55,040
How do we exist if we don't have a creator?

1245
01:34:55,040 --> 01:35:01,040
Well, so there's something called the primordial soup where the right conditions existed on earth for that

1246
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:05,040
What how did the universe come into fucking play? Oh like the Big Bang?

1247
01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:08,040
Yeah, awesome. There's what how did the Big Bang happen?

1248
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:10,040
Because we never knew how the Big Bang happened

1249
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:17,040
There's theories that universes can pop in and out of existence just like quarks, which are subatomic particles do

1250
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:23,040
So the universe could have just popped into existence without a reason. What's the probability of a universe just popping in and out?

1251
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:26,040
I don't know. What's the probability of God being real?

1252
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:33,040
Probability of God being real is almost a hundred percent because there's no way that we fucking exist without a fucking creator

1253
01:35:33,040 --> 01:35:41,040
Well, so every religion has these like theories and like of of how the world started but they kept all be right

1254
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:45,040
Right, like look at most of the creation stories. They're almost all the same

1255
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:50,040
But like you can't like Hindus believe in reincarnation and like Buddhist and stuff

1256
01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:54,040
But like do you believe in do Christians believe in reincarnation?

1257
01:35:54,040 --> 01:36:00,040
There can't be both things so you're wrong on that. Technically the Buddhist and the

1258
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:07,040
Fucking Hindus believe in reincarnation in a cycle to the point where you become God yourself

1259
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:17,040
But you have to go through like all the cycle and I think like like you go like being an animal is like one level being a human is another level

1260
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:22,040
Then there's like there's there's God there's like demigod. There's it's like a whole bunch of shit, but like

1261
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:28,040
There's a there's a whole bunch of different afterlife theories. I'm not even talking about the afterlife series

1262
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:35,040
I'm just talking about the existence of a fucking creator being that you're so fucking against because you're such a fucking

1263
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:43,040
Stoneheaded retard that you fucking decide that oh, I don't believe in anything because I think I'm smarter than fucking

1264
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:49,040
I just don't have any evidence that there's a creator. There's fucking evidence everywhere that there's a fucking creator

1265
01:36:50,040 --> 01:36:55,040
Well, you know, it's like when I was like in college and stuff I was learning about

1266
01:36:55,040 --> 01:37:05,040
How life evolved on earth from nothing basically when the right chemicals existed in the atmosphere that could create

1267
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:12,040
Create organic molecules, which eventually evolved into cells and single-celled organisms

1268
01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:17,040
And that couldn't be in part due to God having the particles there for us

1269
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:22,040
Oh, why wouldn't God just make like people right off the bat?

1270
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:29,040
God has fucking rules. You got a fucking do you believe in Adam and Eve? I believe in fucking I believe that

1271
01:37:31,040 --> 01:37:38,040
So you're fucking you're putting me in a box that you're saying that oh, I believe the Bible everything is literal in the Bible

1272
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:46,040
From fucking start to finish. Is it not the Bible's metaphorical every every fucking every Christian that is an actual fucking

1273
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:52,040
Christian that does like research into things the Bible is a book of metaphors. Well, I agree with you

1274
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:57,040
So why can't certain things like Jesus be metaphorical Jesus metaphorical?

1275
01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:03,040
Jesus was an actual Jesus was a real person, but why can't him like ascending from heaven be metaphorical?

1276
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:10,040
It's been a there's there's been actual artifacts that prove that that there was there was Jesus

1277
01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:16,040
Jesus did exist as a human being and there is actual evidence that after he was crucified he was seen

1278
01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:19,040
Walking around with his disciples for 60 days

1279
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:27,040
But why can't why can't Jesus or not Jesus but like God himself be metaphorical like there's this like all

1280
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:33,040
All-seeing powerful thing that's watching us. What's your huge qualm with with God?

1281
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:38,040
Like what what do you what do you just have zero evidence that I actually believe is correct

1282
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:43,040
But if you're angry at God, I feel like you're angry that you don't believe in anything

1283
01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:53,040
You're angry that I don't believe in God. I just think that I'm frustrated that people are imposed this belief

1284
01:38:53,040 --> 01:39:00,040
God delusion when you were fucking 14 years old. I didn't read. No, I've heard of it by what we're Richard Dawkins

1285
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:04,040
Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. Oh, yeah, I like watching his debates. Yeah, he's a fucking piece of shit

1286
01:39:04,040 --> 01:39:12,040
Fucking Richard Dawkins is an angry fucking well, just because I don't believe something I have no evidence of doesn't mean I'm angry

1287
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:18,040
It just means that I don't have any evidence of it and I can't you're angry at Christians for fucking believing in something

1288
01:39:18,040 --> 01:39:20,040
No, yes

1289
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:32,040
No, no, I'm not angry at them. I'm just I just think that they don't they don't they kind of like obscure the facts in the in the way where

1290
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:38,040
Everything is like I've I forgot where it's going but continue

1291
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:46,040
So you're saying that everything has to be put into fucking our lens of things, but that's not necessarily true

1292
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:54,040
I don't know the last time you've been to an actual fucking church, but we take the world put it into

1293
01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:59,040
I can hear you alley back

1294
01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:19,040
We can put we can put things into these boxes, but you you you fucking I feel like you have a vendetta against the fucking of any organized religion because you think that anybody who believes in organized religion is is wrong because it doesn't fit your fucking

1295
01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:33,040
I think they're just misleading people like I think they're forcing people not to believe in certain scientific facts because of religion like when religion gets the way of like government or society or like science. I don't think that's a good thing

1296
01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:36,040
When was the last time that that happened?

1297
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:56,040
Every civilization ever because people always want to integrate religion into government like even now like I was just watching the interview that there was like a priest on there. He was like, oh, we need to like get more Christianity and government and like have more representative Christians in here.

1298
01:40:56,040 --> 01:41:07,040
If you look at every fucking government, it's all been based on a religion doesn't matter what religion but each right is based on a certain but they're all different religions right

1299
01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:28,040
Specifically kind of but the the the Western world is based on Christianity whether you want it to be or not even our laws are based on biblical laws. We have different laws too, but our moral system is based on the Bible and based on religion in general.

1300
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:45,040
But you can't you can't say that the Bible hasn't had a profound effect on on the entire you know world. Oh, it has because definitely because the the the question of morality has been put into the Bible.

1301
01:41:45,040 --> 01:42:05,040
But with the question of morality and the laws of the land the laws of the land is always based on the holy book that is that is used for that society as a and going back to Western society is based on Christianity, whether you want to admit it or not the the entirety of the entire

1302
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:30,040
Western world has been based off of the rules of Christianity. Sure, even if we have we've grown since then even if the question is should it be based on Christianity there's there's not a like the thing I'm trying to say here is that the laws that we have and the laws that we all agreed upon in Western worlds almost all of them are are based off of biblical text.

1303
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:45,040
And then we have grown as a society away from religion, but even if you've grown away from religion as a society. If you're following the laws of the country. You're pretty much still following the tenants of the Bible.

1304
01:42:45,040 --> 01:43:01,040
But what about like ancient Egypt right when they like sacrificed people to like the sun gods, and like they actually believe that that's what would that that's what the gods wanted them to do was sacrifice like children to the sun gods, like, so that's.

1305
01:43:01,040 --> 01:43:24,040
So there's different paths of that. There's also fucking things that you look at. And if you look at most religions that aren't like the ones that are sacrificial religions, the ones that are the more religions that are well we accepted into society and have been accepted in society for the last, you know,

1306
01:43:24,040 --> 01:43:43,040
2000 plus years, the ones that aren't sacrificial the ones that are more, quote unquote, morally correct in our society that we've had, like the ones that are that are based on mercy or forgiveness and stuff like that are the ones that we've stuck with the ones that were sacrificial.

1307
01:43:43,040 --> 01:44:05,040
And the ones that were like, you know, archaic. They've pretty much all gone the way of the dinosaur with that, but the ones that have stuck around for long enough. They, they have such a moral, like moral standing that even people who don't believe in the Bible believe in most of the laws that we have.

1308
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:16,040
And even then, and even if they don't believe in the Bible, they believe in our laws. So technically they believe that the tenants of the Bible are actually a thing to to to follow.

1309
01:44:16,040 --> 01:44:22,040
Yeah, but I kind of have morals without a Bible without a book. I can make my own more like it's it's wrong to kill somebody.

1310
01:44:22,040 --> 01:44:35,040
Well, yeah, but what if we're all, I think, I think it's wrong to kill somebody, right? And I don't believe in God. So that's a moral that every human should have. It used to have that moral that moral came from religion.

1311
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:53,040
Like back in caveman times, I could kill Ali Mack for food and that would be completely acceptable and I wouldn't have any repercussions from it. If we kill somebody now, not only do you have the societal repercussions, you have the moral repercussions of killing that. But we've always had moral repercussions of killing some.

1312
01:44:53,040 --> 01:45:11,040
We're going no before religion and caveman times and shit. We didn't really have. But what relevance does that have? I think there wasn't that there wasn't law before religion. Well, whether God exists or whether religion exists or not, it's still wrong to kill somebody.

1313
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:29,040
And I think that's the thing. The wrongness of killing somebody has come from a religious thing, even back like when like we first started doing things. I think it was more just our growth of intelligence and more neurons in our brains through the process of evolution that just made us smarter.

1314
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:45,040
And we realized, hey, maybe killing the people in my group is not just the best fucking thing for me. And eventually we grew out of it and we were like, wow, that's fucking bad. Religion didn't come into a way, way further down the line than cavemen.

1315
01:45:45,040 --> 01:46:06,040
It comes from civilized society, not necessarily from religion. And there were religions in the caveman times and they were all fanatical like fucking Mayan society where they did these sacrifices and shit. That all came when they believed in gods. They were sacrificing people and ripping out their still beating hearts.

1316
01:46:06,040 --> 01:46:20,040
We covered that before you came down. Yeah, but they all fucking believed in a god. So so where's the argument that's what I was saying. The argument did exist. It just wasn't that one. Like I said, and I'm fucking I'll backtrack so you can hear this one.

1317
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:45,040
The archaic religions like the sacrificial ones and stuff have all gone out of practice. And like I was saying, the the moral, the the quote unquote morally justified religions, the ones that are based on mercy, self sacrifice, service, like shit like that has stayed due to the fact that it's not only beneficial to society.

1318
01:46:45,040 --> 01:47:03,040
It's also beneficial to the person that's doing it. Even if you don't agree with it, the the way that that the that the more the accepted religions are, they have a set of moral systems that even if you're not part of it, you agree with that type of moral system.

1319
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:19,040
So when I'm so what I'm saying is that I get it. But again, we're still evolving through the times and eventually we become smart enough to realize, hey, we're not going to kill one another. You already see a revolving door with all these religions that all have their beliefs.

1320
01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:38,040
And then Christianity is just the one that takes on because the first one where people are smart enough, but it's no different from the rest of the religions. But like I was saying, there's actual historical fact that Jesus did exist and there is historical fact that he was seen after he was crucified with his disciples.

1321
01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:59,040
OK, so the first part, yes, there's not a lot of evidence to suggest that he came back. There is there is evidence that he did come back from from outside sources from not just the Bible. They had and like with with the fucking holes in his wrist that they said that they fucking had people that were able to put their holes, their their hand through the hole in his wrist.

1322
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:14,040
But it's like I don't have to get my morals from religion. Why can't I just get like it's wrong to kill somebody? Why can't I just come up with that myself rather than getting it from religion? Like if I didn't have religion, would it still be wrong to kill somebody?

1323
01:48:14,040 --> 01:48:21,040
Yes, I was. What's the what's the what's the what's the detriment to killing somebody if you don't have a punishment system?

1324
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:35,040
Because humans feel empathy towards each other. So if I feel that I'm from evolution from natural human instincts, like if I kill somebody, I'll feel empathy towards them and I'll feel bad about it.

1325
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:41,040
And that's a natural human instinct that doesn't come from whether it exists or not.

1326
01:48:41,040 --> 01:48:53,040
If you're a fucking person from birth, if you're if it was a natural thing and it wasn't taught to you by society, empathy would be with you from birth when you until you're about seven years old.

1327
01:48:53,040 --> 01:49:02,040
Empathy is a is a foreign concept to you until you're taught about empathy and kids have kids are like little sociopaths, aren't they?

1328
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:05,040
Yeah, kids are fucking straight up evil.

1329
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:16,040
They're taught like these rules of the land, which came from biblical text, but it doesn't have to come from like you can teach kids morals without religion.

1330
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:23,040
Yeah, but I'm not saying you can't fucking do that. Now I'm saying that where did the fucking morals come from?

1331
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:33,040
At first, you're going to say evolution again, but following the morals came from natural human instincts, the morals came from fucking rules that we had to do.

1332
01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:40,040
I think that it was the rules coming intelligence throughout generations to eventually to point where I think we're stupider than the last.

1333
01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:44,040
It is not beneficial for my society for me to kill somebody else.

1334
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:47,040
We're going back in fucking morals.

1335
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:50,040
You see? No, I don't believe we are 100% going backwards.

1336
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:54,040
You start to see like the group as a whole rather than just thinking of yourself.

1337
01:49:54,040 --> 01:49:58,040
We became less selfish as we we are becoming more selfish.

1338
01:49:58,040 --> 01:50:00,040
Are you fucking kidding me?

1339
01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:06,040
Now, now, but that's all social now that causes that because we're going away from fucking God.

1340
01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:11,040
The more we go away from God, the greater fucking sociopaths everybody becomes.

1341
01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:14,040
Everybody's becoming a fucking asshole.

1342
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:17,040
Everybody doesn't believe in fucking anything better than that.

1343
01:50:17,040 --> 01:50:26,040
I don't think that I just don't think that I don't think that we're any more assholes than we were fucking 60 years ago.

1344
01:50:26,040 --> 01:50:39,040
Now we're 100,000 years ago, right? Yeah, we always like, you know, we always were cavemen that would cut a hunt and kill other species and fight amongst ourselves.

1345
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:45,040
And I'm going to go.

1346
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:49,040
I think that we should switch topics.

1347
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:51,040
I'm just going to lose with me.

1348
01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:58,040
I'm just going to end it off by saying Casey is one of the most pretentious pieces of shit that I've ever met in my entire life when it comes to religion.

1349
01:50:58,040 --> 01:51:03,040
You think that you're fucking this smart fucking I know everything because I listen.

1350
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:06,040
I'm a more smarter than fucking a bull.

1351
01:51:06,040 --> 01:51:11,040
Sometimes I come off as a fedora atheist and I don't mean to focus.

1352
01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:18,040
You said Fedora Fedora Fedora.

1353
01:51:18,040 --> 01:51:21,040
It's a fad.

1354
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:26,040
If I come up, if I come off as a fedora atheist, I don't mean to sound that way.

1355
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:31,040
I'm just like, you know, I just don't accept the notion.

1356
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:35,040
So you're a fucking contract to consular in you.

1357
01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:37,040
Contrarian.

1358
01:51:37,040 --> 01:51:39,040
You just want to be fucking.

1359
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:41,040
I'm not trying to say like, oh, I'm right about this.

1360
01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:48,040
The other side of literally everything from disagreeing with you, man.

1361
01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:52,040
Every fucking idea that Casey has is probably the stupid.

1362
01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:59,040
And if you want to hear the stupidest idea or the stupidest fighting point on a thing, we need a guy.

1363
01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:00,040
I don't know, man.

1364
01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:01,040
Literally.

1365
01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:04,040
Hey, Casey, what's your idea of form of government?

1366
01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:08,040
I think communism has never actually been fully implemented.

1367
01:52:08,040 --> 01:52:11,040
It's always not been the correct form of communism.

1368
01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:12,040
Wow.

1369
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:13,040
That's crazy.

1370
01:52:13,040 --> 01:52:16,040
It wouldn't be a drag story hours.

1371
01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:22,040
I actually think that drag story hours should be in every single child in the United States of America.

1372
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:23,040
Hey, Casey, what do you think?

1373
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:24,040
I got gun control.

1374
01:52:24,040 --> 01:52:26,040
I think that guns are a bad thing.

1375
01:52:26,040 --> 01:52:29,040
Hey, what do you think of fucking hard work?

1376
01:52:29,040 --> 01:52:36,040
I think that I should be able to jerk off and fucking watch movies all day and get paid by the government because I'm a piece of shit.

1377
01:52:36,040 --> 01:52:37,040
Fuck you, Casey.

1378
01:52:37,040 --> 01:52:38,040
You make me angry.

1379
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:40,040
You hurt you.

1380
01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:42,040
You fucking are only hurting yourself.

1381
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:43,040
We fucking degenerate.

1382
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:46,040
You have to have some more.

1383
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:48,040
You have to have a devil's advocate.

1384
01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:51,040
Otherwise, what would the podcast be?

1385
01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:55,040
You know, you just fucking you had the I play devil's advocate.

1386
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:59,040
Sometimes you just have the worst takes I've ever heard my entire life on everything.

1387
01:52:59,040 --> 01:53:02,040
It's not like I want to be wrong.

1388
01:53:02,040 --> 01:53:05,040
You just are about God.

1389
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:06,040
All right.

1390
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:11,040
But I just can't accept given the evidence that I have that God exists.

1391
01:53:11,040 --> 01:53:13,040
You're just a fucking idiot.

1392
01:53:13,040 --> 01:53:14,040
I mean, I agree.

1393
01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:20,040
He just said I know I'm not trying to be in your face.

1394
01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:22,040
I don't want to go to hell.

1395
01:53:22,040 --> 01:53:24,040
I'm just saying I just do.

1396
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:27,040
I'll be I'll be chilling and I'll be like, well, you're in the lake of fire.

1397
01:53:27,040 --> 01:53:28,040
I tried.

1398
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:34,040
So you're telling me that if I'm a good person my whole life, but I have my take on that that I'm going to go to hell because of that.

1399
01:53:34,040 --> 01:53:36,040
You never accepted Christ into your heart.

1400
01:53:36,040 --> 01:53:37,040
What if I'm a good person?

1401
01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:40,040
I'm not denying him, though, either.

1402
01:53:40,040 --> 01:53:41,040
You did deny him.

1403
01:53:41,040 --> 01:53:42,040
If you do not.

1404
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:43,040
No, I didn't.

1405
01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:48,040
I just said I didn't believe that if you do not accept his praise, then you are not.

1406
01:53:48,040 --> 01:53:49,040
What about the Muslims?

1407
01:53:49,040 --> 01:54:00,040
I believe, bro, but I can't believe that's the fucking biggest fucking tenant in the thing is belief is is is faith in fucking.

1408
01:54:00,040 --> 01:54:06,040
I can't blindly believe it when all the other fucking one.

1409
01:54:06,040 --> 01:54:08,040
Are the Jews all going to?

1410
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:09,040
Yes.

1411
01:54:09,040 --> 01:54:10,040
Are the Hindus all going to?

1412
01:54:10,040 --> 01:54:11,040
Yes.

1413
01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:13,040
Are the fucking Muslims all going to?

1414
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:14,040
Oh, yes.

1415
01:54:14,040 --> 01:54:15,040
Absolutely.

1416
01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:16,040
Oh, my God.

1417
01:54:16,040 --> 01:54:18,040
Oh, my God.

1418
01:54:18,040 --> 01:54:20,040
One hundred percent.

1419
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:22,040
That is not my take.

1420
01:54:22,040 --> 01:54:23,040
Not my take.

1421
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:25,040
That is Tyler's take.

1422
01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:29,040
I will not have my name associated with that.

1423
01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:33,040
Listen, repent and fucking find Jesus.

1424
01:54:33,040 --> 01:54:36,040
If not, get ready to enjoy hell.

1425
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:37,040
I don't care.

1426
01:54:37,040 --> 01:54:40,040
I tried to help you guys and you guys spit in my face.

1427
01:54:40,040 --> 01:54:44,040
I didn't spit in my face every time.

1428
01:54:44,040 --> 01:54:47,040
We are not spitting in your face, dude.

1429
01:54:47,040 --> 01:54:50,040
I'm trying to save you guys.

1430
01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:51,040
Oh, my God.

1431
01:54:51,040 --> 01:54:53,040
Oh, my God.

1432
01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:59,040
Tyler, I think you're misunderstanding what we're saying.

1433
01:54:59,040 --> 01:55:09,040
I reached out my hand and you gave me a fuck you or how you do it.

1434
01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:13,040
How do I know that you're not a false prophet?

1435
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:17,040
Fucking if I am, I am.

1436
01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:21,040
Am I just supposed to be like, oh, OK.

1437
01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:28,040
Listen, if I'm wrong, what's the harm of me trying to fucking spread a little good?

1438
01:55:28,040 --> 01:55:39,040
Yeah, but explain to me why I should believe in your religion rather than the other ones that have just as compelling arguments for me to read the fucking Bible.

1439
01:55:39,040 --> 01:55:40,040
That's all you got to do.

1440
01:55:40,040 --> 01:55:42,040
It's a long fucking book.

1441
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:43,040
It's a hard book.

1442
01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:48,040
If you read the whole Bible, you'll be like, hmm, interesting.

1443
01:55:48,040 --> 01:56:01,040
It's a it's the fucking whole thing is like if you actually read the actual whole Bible, you'll you'll get a different understanding on things because people will take this shit without reading.

1444
01:56:01,040 --> 01:56:04,040
It's it's like doing a book report on a fucking book you didn't read.

1445
01:56:04,040 --> 01:56:07,040
Like you can't you can't fuck.

1446
01:56:07,040 --> 01:56:08,040
I've read the Koran.

1447
01:56:08,040 --> 01:56:12,040
I've read the Torah because that's coming in over the mic just so you know.

1448
01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,040
I've read the Koran.

1449
01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:16,040
I've read like Hindu texts.

1450
01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:21,040
I haven't read all the Hindi texts, but I've read I've read the New Testament.

1451
01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:23,040
I've read that's still coming in over the mic.

1452
01:56:23,040 --> 01:56:25,040
It's fucking funny.

1453
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:28,040
I was talking about down this episode.

1454
01:56:28,040 --> 01:56:35,040
I'm fucking saying I've read under attack Casey's just a retard.

1455
01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:38,040
Have fun taping your fedora in hell.

1456
01:56:38,040 --> 01:56:44,040
Fucking you and all the other atheists and fucking hell are going to be going to be fedora manlady.

1457
01:56:44,040 --> 01:56:46,040
Do you believe I can be saved?

1458
01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:50,040
Yeah, what if I never believe in God and I die an atheist?

1459
01:56:50,040 --> 01:56:51,040
Can I still be saved?

1460
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:54,040
No, it's not kind of fucked up though.

1461
01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:56,040
No, if God put us here, why would he?

1462
01:56:56,040 --> 01:56:57,040
Why would he do that?

1463
01:56:57,040 --> 01:56:58,040
What about babies?

1464
01:56:58,040 --> 01:57:01,040
What about why would they put me in a baby?

1465
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:03,040
Babies get fucking killed.

1466
01:57:03,040 --> 01:57:05,040
You guys think they're important babies.

1467
01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:06,040
Babies go to hell.

1468
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:07,040
Right?

1469
01:57:07,040 --> 01:57:11,040
Do they actually go to hell?

1470
01:57:11,040 --> 01:57:12,040
I actually don't know.

1471
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:13,040
They're not baptized.

1472
01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:20,040
Jesus Christ into their hearts.

1473
01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:25,040
So that's actually a fun in the if you if you have a stillborn, it never it didn't have

1474
01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:26,040
the chance to be baptized.

1475
01:57:26,040 --> 01:57:28,040
So it doesn't it doesn't count.

1476
01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:30,040
Do does my dog go to heaven?

1477
01:57:30,040 --> 01:57:33,040
Actually, Pope Francis said do dogs do go to heaven?

1478
01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:36,040
But I'm talking about baby that dies before it's baptized.

1479
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:40,040
Yeah, but what authority does just Pope Francis have to say that?

1480
01:57:40,040 --> 01:57:44,040
How does how does the Pope know that and nobody else does?

1481
01:57:44,040 --> 01:57:50,040
So, yeah, guys, we just heard from God.

1482
01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:55,040
He told me that's what Christians have been doing for years.

1483
01:57:55,040 --> 01:57:58,040
That's like, yeah, they do go to heaven.

1484
01:57:58,040 --> 01:58:05,040
I know we didn't say it was a fucking Mandela effect.

1485
01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:07,040
Oh, God.

1486
01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:13,040
For real, for real, like, what is the explanation from the Pope is the why he can just be like,

1487
01:58:13,040 --> 01:58:15,040
yeah, yeah, sure.

1488
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:19,040
PR God, it would be cool if they went.

1489
01:58:19,040 --> 01:58:20,040
All right.

1490
01:58:20,040 --> 01:58:21,040
Sure.

1491
01:58:21,040 --> 01:58:22,040
Yeah, dogs go to heaven.

1492
01:58:22,040 --> 01:58:23,040
Why not?

1493
01:58:23,040 --> 01:58:24,040
I'll give it to him.

1494
01:58:24,040 --> 01:58:28,040
I think there is there is text in the Bible that says that there are animals.

1495
01:58:28,040 --> 01:58:30,040
It's trending on Twitter.

1496
01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:34,040
Guys, God said it's all right.

1497
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:38,040
The Pope said, yeah, our dogs are good.

1498
01:58:38,040 --> 01:58:43,040
You know, the craziest thing is in one of the fucking like text of the Bible, they say

1499
01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:49,040
you are judged by animals because animals have a better read on people than people do.

1500
01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:54,040
Well, I thought animals love me, which you're telling me I'm still going to hell.

1501
01:58:54,040 --> 01:58:56,040
Yeah, because you never accepted God.

1502
01:58:56,040 --> 01:58:58,040
But the animals love me.

1503
01:58:58,040 --> 01:59:02,040
But doesn't count the animals will know you never accepted God.

1504
01:59:02,040 --> 01:59:07,040
So the animals love me, but it only matters to God if it's cool for him.

1505
01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:08,040
Is that what you're saying?

1506
01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:09,040
You have no God.

1507
01:59:09,040 --> 01:59:10,040
Here's the thing.

1508
01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:15,040
Even if I accepted God or whatever, I say I believe in God, I accept God in my heart.

1509
01:59:15,040 --> 01:59:18,040
I wouldn't actually believe it deep outside.

1510
01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:20,040
So then you're just destined for hell, I guess.

1511
01:59:20,040 --> 01:59:21,040
So I guess I'm going to hell.

1512
01:59:21,040 --> 01:59:26,040
So you're telling me that I could go on to live some life where I am the most charitable

1513
01:59:26,040 --> 01:59:35,040
person, I commit no sin, as you would say, and then I die after just years of charity

1514
01:59:35,040 --> 01:59:38,040
and just being the best person I could be.

1515
01:59:38,040 --> 01:59:40,040
You're telling me I would still go to hell?

1516
01:59:40,040 --> 01:59:41,040
You'd still never.

1517
01:59:41,040 --> 01:59:42,040
You wouldn't go to hell.

1518
01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:43,040
You go to purgatory.

1519
01:59:43,040 --> 01:59:44,040
Oh, great.

1520
01:59:44,040 --> 01:59:50,040
So you're saying that like Muslim version of heaven doesn't exist because they're all

1521
01:59:50,040 --> 01:59:51,040
good.

1522
01:59:51,040 --> 01:59:54,040
So you're telling me that good people that don't accept God in life.

1523
01:59:54,040 --> 01:59:59,040
So you're telling me that I don't make the cut for purgatory?

1524
01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:02,040
That guy does and I don't?

1525
02:00:02,040 --> 02:00:05,040
Are you fucking kidding me?

1526
02:00:05,040 --> 02:00:11,040
I work in an ambulance until I'm fucking 60.

1527
02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:12,040
I throw my back out.

1528
02:00:12,040 --> 02:00:14,040
I have no fucking retirement.

1529
02:00:14,040 --> 02:00:16,040
End up in the grand.

1530
02:00:16,040 --> 02:00:17,040
I die.

1531
02:00:17,040 --> 02:00:19,040
I don't make the cut for purgatory.

1532
02:00:19,040 --> 02:00:21,040
I go to hell.

1533
02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:24,040
I scrape corpses my whole life.

1534
02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:25,040
I've done.

1535
02:00:25,040 --> 02:00:26,040
I don't make the cut.

1536
02:00:26,040 --> 02:00:27,040
What the fuck?

1537
02:00:27,040 --> 02:00:30,040
I like you scrape courses your whole life and this is the music that you hear when you go

1538
02:00:30,040 --> 02:00:31,040
to heaven.

1539
02:00:31,040 --> 02:00:32,040
So close.

1540
02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:33,040
God damn it.

1541
02:00:33,040 --> 02:00:42,040
I should have said fucking option B. You were only reconciled.

1542
02:00:42,040 --> 02:00:43,040
Ali Mack.

1543
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:44,040
You never got confirmed.

1544
02:00:44,040 --> 02:00:45,040
Sorry, buddy.

1545
02:00:45,040 --> 02:00:48,040
We're going to have to send you downstairs.

1546
02:00:48,040 --> 02:00:51,040
What the fuck?

1547
02:00:51,040 --> 02:00:54,040
Most people go to purgatory if they don't believe.

1548
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:57,040
It's just that if you're a bad person, you go to hell.

1549
02:00:57,040 --> 02:01:01,040
If you don't believe in anything, you go to purgatory because then you have to repent

1550
02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:05,040
for X amount of years and then you're allowed back in the heaven once you fucking actually

1551
02:01:05,040 --> 02:01:07,040
accept Christ because you're in purgatory.

1552
02:01:07,040 --> 02:01:14,040
Tyler, I respect your beliefs and I respect people who can have a actual debate without

1553
02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:17,040
just like, you know, screaming.

1554
02:01:17,040 --> 02:01:21,040
Well, I'm one of those.

1555
02:01:21,040 --> 02:01:24,040
All right.

1556
02:01:24,040 --> 02:01:26,040
Why didn't that be?

1557
02:01:26,040 --> 02:01:28,040
Let's do a segue here.

1558
02:01:28,040 --> 02:01:29,040
Oh no.

1559
02:01:29,040 --> 02:01:30,040
Oh no.

1560
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:31,040
Gentlemen.

1561
02:01:31,040 --> 02:01:33,040
No, it's time.

1562
02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:34,040
Tyler, congratulations.

1563
02:01:34,040 --> 02:01:35,040
You want to know what?

1564
02:01:35,040 --> 02:01:40,040
I'm going to crack open a cold one just for that.

1565
02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:43,040
It's for the meme of it.

1566
02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:47,040
This is out of battery.

1567
02:01:47,040 --> 02:01:54,040
And the triple A's screwdriver and triple A's.

1568
02:01:54,040 --> 02:01:55,040
Oh, you need batteries.

1569
02:01:55,040 --> 02:01:56,040
Yeah, we need it.

1570
02:01:56,040 --> 02:01:57,040
It died.

1571
02:01:57,040 --> 02:01:58,040
Does it work?

1572
02:01:58,040 --> 02:01:59,040
No, it's dead.

1573
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:00,040
All right.

1574
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:01,040
Take a break.

1575
02:02:01,040 --> 02:02:02,040
Closet.

1576
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:03,040
Yeah, it's dead.

1577
02:02:03,040 --> 02:02:04,040
All right.

1578
02:02:04,040 --> 02:02:05,040
Yeah, it's dead.

1579
02:02:05,040 --> 02:02:06,040
We back with Jeopardy.

1580
02:02:06,040 --> 02:02:07,040
Fuck.

1581
02:02:07,040 --> 02:02:08,040
You got triple A.

1582
02:02:08,040 --> 02:02:11,040
This will be good content while we're at it.

1583
02:02:11,040 --> 02:02:18,040
This will be good content while we untangle the fucking motherboard.

1584
02:02:18,040 --> 02:02:21,040
We're fucking done.

1585
02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:23,040
What the fuck?

1586
02:02:23,040 --> 02:02:26,040
This show was fucking awful.

1587
02:02:26,040 --> 02:02:29,040
Alleyback and Tyler are trying to untangle wires.

1588
02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:32,040
Yeah, it ain't working out really well.

1589
02:02:32,040 --> 02:02:34,040
Which fucking one do you have now?

1590
02:02:34,040 --> 02:02:35,040
I still got two.

1591
02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:37,040
Is that two or is this two?

1592
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:38,040
I have two.

1593
02:02:38,040 --> 02:02:40,040
No, I know you're two.

1594
02:02:40,040 --> 02:02:42,040
Which fucking, which buzzer is it?

1595
02:02:42,040 --> 02:02:44,040
This show is on two.

1596
02:02:44,040 --> 02:02:45,040
See?

1597
02:02:45,040 --> 02:02:46,040
Yeah, I have two.

1598
02:02:46,040 --> 02:02:48,040
You're still fucked up with the rest of this shit.

1599
02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:50,040
Dude, what the fuck happened?

1600
02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:53,040
This show is the worst show on television.

1601
02:02:53,040 --> 02:02:55,040
What the hell are you on television?

1602
02:02:55,040 --> 02:02:57,040
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

1603
02:02:57,040 --> 02:03:03,040
If any fucking agency ever decides to pick us up and sponsor us, when you listen to this

1604
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:04,040
one, drop us.

1605
02:03:04,040 --> 02:03:08,040
You fucking, you made the wrong decision to sponsor us.

1606
02:03:08,040 --> 02:03:09,040
All right.

1607
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:12,040
We got your 17 time winner Tyler.

1608
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:13,040
17?

1609
02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:15,040
What is Dan Dunn?

1610
02:03:15,040 --> 02:03:17,040
Not much.

1611
02:03:17,040 --> 02:03:19,040
Holy shit.

1612
02:03:19,040 --> 02:03:21,040
Got your two time winner Alleyback.

1613
02:03:21,040 --> 02:03:22,040
Yeah, baby.

1614
02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:23,040
The do so.

1615
02:03:23,040 --> 02:03:26,040
All right.

1616
02:03:26,040 --> 02:03:28,040
Yeah, we're back in.

1617
02:03:28,040 --> 02:03:31,040
But yeah, holy shit.

1618
02:03:31,040 --> 02:03:34,040
Buzzer to back in service at 00004.

1619
02:03:34,040 --> 02:03:36,040
Zeroes across the board.

1620
02:03:36,040 --> 02:03:41,040
WPJW six, six, eight coming to you live.

1621
02:03:41,040 --> 02:03:43,040
What are your categories today?

1622
02:03:43,040 --> 02:03:45,040
We got band names.

1623
02:03:45,040 --> 02:03:46,040
Okay.

1624
02:03:46,040 --> 02:03:47,040
Parks and Rec.

1625
02:03:47,040 --> 02:03:48,040
Okay.

1626
02:03:48,040 --> 02:03:50,040
Murder, suicide or neither.

1627
02:03:50,040 --> 02:03:51,040
That's a good one.

1628
02:03:51,040 --> 02:03:53,040
I've got three names.

1629
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:54,040
Okay.

1630
02:03:54,040 --> 02:03:59,040
I sing this James Bond song and Adam Sandler movies.

1631
02:03:59,040 --> 02:04:00,040
Oh shit.

1632
02:04:00,040 --> 02:04:02,040
Tyler, you won last time.

1633
02:04:02,040 --> 02:04:03,040
What was the first song?

1634
02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:04,040
Band names.

1635
02:04:04,040 --> 02:04:07,040
The band names 200.

1636
02:04:07,040 --> 02:04:12,040
Yeah, the AC and AC DC stands for this in electricity.

1637
02:04:12,040 --> 02:04:14,040
Let's alternate current.

1638
02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:15,040
Oh, yeah.

1639
02:04:15,040 --> 02:04:16,040
Fuck.

1640
02:04:16,040 --> 02:04:19,040
I knew that.

1641
02:04:19,040 --> 02:04:23,040
Tyler's back band name 400.

1642
02:04:23,040 --> 02:04:28,040
This band name was coined when Keith Moon of the Who joked that they would go down like

1643
02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:29,040
a lead balloon.

1644
02:04:29,040 --> 02:04:32,040
What is Led Zeppelin?

1645
02:04:32,040 --> 02:04:37,040
Band name 600.

1646
02:04:37,040 --> 02:04:42,040
This band's name came from the Buddhist term for enlightenment.

1647
02:04:42,040 --> 02:04:43,040
Was Nirvana.

1648
02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:44,040
Fuck.

1649
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:45,040
Fuck.

1650
02:04:45,040 --> 02:04:46,040
Oh my God.

1651
02:04:46,040 --> 02:04:47,040
I know all these.

1652
02:04:47,040 --> 02:04:50,040
Why did I drink all the course?

1653
02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:51,040
Thank you.

1654
02:04:51,040 --> 02:04:52,040
Tyler got 600.

1655
02:04:52,040 --> 02:04:53,040
Band name 300.

1656
02:04:53,040 --> 02:04:56,040
This band's name came from the lyrics of the song, Panic.

1657
02:04:56,040 --> 02:05:07,040
My name taken.

1658
02:05:07,040 --> 02:05:08,040
Say again.

1659
02:05:08,040 --> 02:05:13,040
This band's name came from the lyrics of the song Panic by name taken.

1660
02:05:13,040 --> 02:05:15,040
What is panic at the disco?

1661
02:05:15,040 --> 02:05:16,040
Oh, yeah.

1662
02:05:16,040 --> 02:05:17,040
Yeah.

1663
02:05:17,040 --> 02:05:18,040
Yeah.

1664
02:05:18,040 --> 02:05:19,040
Ali Mac.

1665
02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:22,040
There's a shot in the dark.

1666
02:05:22,040 --> 02:05:26,040
Ali Mac, you're picked.

1667
02:05:26,040 --> 02:05:27,040
Wow.

1668
02:05:27,040 --> 02:05:29,040
Did we finish that category?

1669
02:05:29,040 --> 02:05:31,040
No, there's one more.

1670
02:05:31,040 --> 02:05:32,040
Send it.

1671
02:05:32,040 --> 02:05:33,040
1000.

1672
02:05:33,040 --> 02:05:38,040
This German band was named after the 1988 air show disaster of the same name.

1673
02:05:38,040 --> 02:05:39,040
What is Rammstein?

1674
02:05:39,040 --> 02:05:40,040
Rammstein.

1675
02:05:40,040 --> 02:05:41,040
Fuck.

1676
02:05:41,040 --> 02:05:44,040
What are the other categories?

1677
02:05:44,040 --> 02:05:47,040
We got Parks and Rec, Murder Suicide, Neither.

1678
02:05:47,040 --> 02:05:49,040
I've got three names.

1679
02:05:49,040 --> 02:05:52,040
I sing this James Bond song and Adam Sandler movies.

1680
02:05:52,040 --> 02:05:53,040
Let's go.

1681
02:05:53,040 --> 02:05:57,040
Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler, 200.

1682
02:05:57,040 --> 02:05:59,040
Christopher McDonald played shooter McGavin.

1683
02:05:59,040 --> 02:06:01,040
What is Happy Gilmore?

1684
02:06:01,040 --> 02:06:03,040
I didn't even get the first name out.

1685
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:05,040
Jesus Christ.

1686
02:06:05,040 --> 02:06:08,040
I fucking knew that too.

1687
02:06:08,040 --> 02:06:09,040
Tyler.

1688
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:11,040
I'm Sam.

1689
02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:12,040
400.

1690
02:06:12,040 --> 02:06:17,040
This 2011 film run a one Raspberry Award for worst picture.

1691
02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:18,040
Ah, fuck you.

1692
02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:19,040
What is Jack and Jill?

1693
02:06:19,040 --> 02:06:20,040
Yeah, Jack and Jill.

1694
02:06:20,040 --> 02:06:22,040
That's that's soft.

1695
02:06:22,040 --> 02:06:23,040
That's bad.

1696
02:06:23,040 --> 02:06:28,040
Keep it going with Sandler.

1697
02:06:28,040 --> 02:06:32,040
For 600.

1698
02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:35,040
You got 1200.

1699
02:06:35,040 --> 02:06:39,040
This is a make or break moment.

1700
02:06:39,040 --> 02:06:40,040
Play back out now.

1701
02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:41,040
Bet it all.

1702
02:06:41,040 --> 02:06:42,040
Bet it all.

1703
02:06:42,040 --> 02:06:43,040
Yeah.

1704
02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:44,040
All right.

1705
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:48,040
Name two of the three movies starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

1706
02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:50,040
Oh, that's a tough one.

1707
02:06:50,040 --> 02:06:52,040
Oh, no.

1708
02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:54,040
Oh, no.

1709
02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:55,040
Oh, no.

1710
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:58,040
Can I even come up with one of those?

1711
02:06:58,040 --> 02:07:02,040
That's a tough one.

1712
02:07:02,040 --> 02:07:03,040
Fuck you.

1713
02:07:03,040 --> 02:07:04,040
Casey.

1714
02:07:04,040 --> 02:07:07,040
Oh, shit.

1715
02:07:07,040 --> 02:07:14,040
Can I see a picture of Drew Barrymore?

1716
02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:17,040
No, that's that's not you can't do that.

1717
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:20,040
You know, Drew Barrymore.

1718
02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:23,040
I just need to remember her face.

1719
02:07:23,040 --> 02:07:24,040
I know who she is.

1720
02:07:24,040 --> 02:07:25,040
Oh, fuck.

1721
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:32,040
I can only think of one.

1722
02:07:32,040 --> 02:07:37,040
I can't think of another one.

1723
02:07:37,040 --> 02:07:42,040
Oh, it's such a wash.

1724
02:07:42,040 --> 02:07:45,040
I was competing up to this point.

1725
02:07:45,040 --> 02:07:46,040
You got it.

1726
02:07:46,040 --> 02:07:47,040
I'm back.

1727
02:07:47,040 --> 02:07:49,040
I have no fucking idea.

1728
02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:53,040
Well, just list all the Adam Sandler movies you've seen.

1729
02:07:53,040 --> 02:07:54,040
That counts.

1730
02:07:54,040 --> 02:07:56,040
Yeah, you can't do that.

1731
02:07:56,040 --> 02:07:59,040
Name two of the three.

1732
02:07:59,040 --> 02:08:05,040
His first two is the ones that he has to go for it.

1733
02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:09,040
What is grown ups?

1734
02:08:09,040 --> 02:08:16,040
Grown ups to what is fucking it's a wash.

1735
02:08:16,040 --> 02:08:17,040
Let it go.

1736
02:08:17,040 --> 02:08:19,040
I'll be 50 first day.

1737
02:08:19,040 --> 02:08:20,040
That's what I thought.

1738
02:08:20,040 --> 02:08:21,040
Yeah.

1739
02:08:21,040 --> 02:08:22,040
Wedding singer.

1740
02:08:22,040 --> 02:08:23,040
Yeah.

1741
02:08:23,040 --> 02:08:24,040
Blended.

1742
02:08:24,040 --> 02:08:25,040
Yeah, I got 50 first dates.

1743
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:26,040
I want to got the other.

1744
02:08:26,040 --> 02:08:27,040
Yeah, I did not know any of them.

1745
02:08:27,040 --> 02:08:36,040
I'm going to climb back in this.

1746
02:08:36,040 --> 02:08:39,040
No, I'm not.

1747
02:08:39,040 --> 02:08:42,040
Oh, it still is.

1748
02:08:42,040 --> 02:08:44,040
This is more similar.

1749
02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:46,040
No, I don't want to do the fucking Sandler movies.

1750
02:08:46,040 --> 02:08:48,040
Now, what are the other categories?

1751
02:08:48,040 --> 02:08:50,040
Marks and Rec murder, suicide, nearly parks and Iraq.

1752
02:08:50,040 --> 02:08:58,040
We're at four 200 this park created in 1857 is the sixth largest in New York City.

1753
02:08:58,040 --> 02:09:01,040
Six largest in New York City.

1754
02:09:01,040 --> 02:09:08,040
Yeah, I'm going to stay quiet.

1755
02:09:08,040 --> 02:09:10,040
I'm not going to do that one.

1756
02:09:10,040 --> 02:09:12,040
Central Park.

1757
02:09:12,040 --> 02:09:14,040
Are you fucking kidding me?

1758
02:09:14,040 --> 02:09:16,040
I was so close to positive.

1759
02:09:16,040 --> 02:09:21,040
Six largest Manhattan, all the other districts have more like area.

1760
02:09:21,040 --> 02:09:25,040
I thought you meant it was the six biggest in Manhattan.

1761
02:09:25,040 --> 02:09:27,040
No, it's a New York City.

1762
02:09:27,040 --> 02:09:29,040
Fuck.

1763
02:09:29,040 --> 02:09:30,040
Fuck.

1764
02:09:30,040 --> 02:09:31,040
Alex Beggar.

1765
02:09:31,040 --> 02:09:34,040
Yeah, fucking keep it going for 400.

1766
02:09:34,040 --> 02:09:38,040
The guys are old tasteful is located in this national park.

1767
02:09:38,040 --> 02:09:41,040
What is Yellowstone?

1768
02:09:41,040 --> 02:09:43,040
Says Yellowstone.

1769
02:09:43,040 --> 02:09:44,040
What?

1770
02:09:44,040 --> 02:09:50,040
Oh, oh, oh, what is Yosemite?

1771
02:09:50,040 --> 02:09:54,040
Yeah, I was going to say Glacier.

1772
02:09:54,040 --> 02:09:55,040
Thank God.

1773
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:56,040
How are those points back?

1774
02:09:56,040 --> 02:09:57,040
Cool.

1775
02:09:57,040 --> 02:09:59,040
So do Adam Sandler.

1776
02:09:59,040 --> 02:10:02,040
Fuck off for 800 Adams.

1777
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:08,040
Adams started alongside Henry Winkler and Christopher Walken in this 2006 film.

1778
02:10:08,040 --> 02:10:15,040
What the fuck is that?

1779
02:10:15,040 --> 02:10:19,040
That three was going to Christopher Walken.

1780
02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:24,040
I have an idea of which one I think it is, but I'm not going to go for it.

1781
02:10:24,040 --> 02:10:26,040
Let's just buzz it out.

1782
02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:27,040
Is it bedtime stories?

1783
02:10:27,040 --> 02:10:28,040
Be click.

1784
02:10:28,040 --> 02:10:33,040
I respect fucking finish out.

1785
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:41,040
Standler, Adam's character had a necrotic right foot from Frostbite in this 2002 film.

1786
02:10:41,040 --> 02:10:43,040
The fuck?

1787
02:10:43,040 --> 02:10:45,040
What is Mr. Deeds?

1788
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:46,040
Oh, yeah.

1789
02:10:46,040 --> 02:10:48,040
What the fuck?

1790
02:10:48,040 --> 02:10:53,040
What a fucking hob job of categories.

1791
02:10:53,040 --> 02:10:55,040
You got Parks and Rec murder, suicide.

1792
02:10:55,040 --> 02:10:59,040
I've got three names and I think James Bond song.

1793
02:10:59,040 --> 02:11:01,040
I got three names.

1794
02:11:01,040 --> 02:11:03,040
Three names for 200.

1795
02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:04,040
The 27th U.S.

1796
02:11:04,040 --> 02:11:09,040
President, who went on to become chief justice of the Supreme Court in 1921.

1797
02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:10,040
Yeah, no.

1798
02:11:10,040 --> 02:11:14,040
Fuck no.

1799
02:11:14,040 --> 02:11:16,040
Nah, fuck it.

1800
02:11:16,040 --> 02:11:18,040
William Howard Taft.

1801
02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:19,040
He was a justice.

1802
02:11:19,040 --> 02:11:22,040
Yeah, he was the chief justice after he was president.

1803
02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:23,040
I didn't know that.

1804
02:11:23,040 --> 02:11:24,040
Oh, yeah.

1805
02:11:24,040 --> 02:11:26,040
I was on the tip of my tongue.

1806
02:11:26,040 --> 02:11:28,040
These three names.

1807
02:11:28,040 --> 02:11:35,040
400. This voice actor is known for his roles in The Lion King and Star Wars.

1808
02:11:35,040 --> 02:11:36,040
Fuck.

1809
02:11:36,040 --> 02:11:38,040
What's his name?

1810
02:11:38,040 --> 02:11:40,040
I can see his fucking stupid face.

1811
02:11:40,040 --> 02:11:41,040
I got nothing to lose.

1812
02:11:41,040 --> 02:11:44,040
What is Mark Hamill?

1813
02:11:44,040 --> 02:11:45,040
The county board is called.

1814
02:11:45,040 --> 02:11:51,040
I've got three names.

1815
02:11:51,040 --> 02:11:54,040
Fuck.

1816
02:11:54,040 --> 02:11:57,040
No.

1817
02:11:57,040 --> 02:11:58,040
James Earl Jones.

1818
02:11:58,040 --> 02:11:59,040
Yeah.

1819
02:11:59,040 --> 02:12:00,040
James Earl Jones.

1820
02:12:00,040 --> 02:12:01,040
Oh, fuck.

1821
02:12:01,040 --> 02:12:02,040
It's Vader.

1822
02:12:02,040 --> 02:12:05,040
Oh, my God.

1823
02:12:05,040 --> 02:12:06,040
I saw his face.

1824
02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:08,040
I'm like, what the fuck was his name?

1825
02:12:08,040 --> 02:12:09,040
You always do this.

1826
02:12:09,040 --> 02:12:11,040
You always fucking meltdown.

1827
02:12:11,040 --> 02:12:13,040
Fuck.

1828
02:12:13,040 --> 02:12:15,040
Three names.

1829
02:12:15,040 --> 02:12:19,040
100.

1830
02:12:19,040 --> 02:12:22,040
3800.

1831
02:12:22,040 --> 02:12:23,040
What's Ali Makas?

1832
02:12:23,040 --> 02:12:24,040
Negative 400.

1833
02:12:24,040 --> 02:12:27,040
I was in it.

1834
02:12:27,040 --> 02:12:30,040
I lost all my willpower.

1835
02:12:30,040 --> 02:12:32,040
I lost on the daily double.

1836
02:12:32,040 --> 02:12:35,040
All hope was given up on.

1837
02:12:35,040 --> 02:12:42,040
This actor is known for his collaboration with Quentin Tarantino and has the middle name Leroy.

1838
02:12:42,040 --> 02:12:43,040
What is Samuel L. Jackson?

1839
02:12:43,040 --> 02:12:44,040
Oh, yeah.

1840
02:12:44,040 --> 02:12:45,040
Yeah.

1841
02:12:45,040 --> 02:12:46,040
400.

1842
02:12:46,040 --> 02:12:54,040
And that one one to been bread basket.

1843
02:12:54,040 --> 02:12:58,040
I can't get that daily double.

1844
02:12:58,040 --> 02:12:59,040
Tyler.

1845
02:12:59,040 --> 02:13:02,040
Fucking Adam Sandler.

1846
02:13:02,040 --> 02:13:07,040
We'll go with how many years and three names.

1847
02:13:07,040 --> 02:13:09,040
There's 800 and 1000.

1848
02:13:09,040 --> 02:13:18,040
We'll do 800 800 plate count Olaf on Netflix adaptation of a series of unfortunate events.

1849
02:13:18,040 --> 02:13:19,040
Fuck.

1850
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:21,040
Oh, what was I don't know?

1851
02:13:21,040 --> 02:13:22,040
Yeah.

1852
02:13:22,040 --> 02:13:24,040
Ali Mac doesn't know either.

1853
02:13:24,040 --> 02:13:25,040
What is it?

1854
02:13:25,040 --> 02:13:27,040
Neil Patrick Harris.

1855
02:13:27,040 --> 02:13:29,040
Oh, shit.

1856
02:13:29,040 --> 02:13:31,040
I didn't know that.

1857
02:13:31,040 --> 02:13:33,040
I remember.

1858
02:13:33,040 --> 02:13:37,040
I was thinking that Jim Carrey was back in the day.

1859
02:13:37,040 --> 02:13:41,040
I watched a YouTube video that reviewed it because I was debating watching.

1860
02:13:41,040 --> 02:13:43,040
It was fucking Neil Patrick Harris.

1861
02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:47,040
I remember the one in the early 2000s was Jim Carrey.

1862
02:13:47,040 --> 02:13:48,040
Yeah.

1863
02:13:48,040 --> 02:13:50,040
I actually liked that one.

1864
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:51,040
Really?

1865
02:13:51,040 --> 02:13:52,040
I liked that one.

1866
02:13:52,040 --> 02:13:53,040
I read the books and that one sucked.

1867
02:13:53,040 --> 02:13:56,040
Was that the one with the weird looking glass thing where you could see goblins?

1868
02:13:56,040 --> 02:13:57,040
Yeah.

1869
02:13:57,040 --> 02:13:58,040
Yeah.

1870
02:13:58,040 --> 02:13:59,040
Yeah.

1871
02:13:59,040 --> 02:14:00,040
Not goblins, but yeah.

1872
02:14:00,040 --> 02:14:01,040
Whatever the fuck it was.

1873
02:14:01,040 --> 02:14:02,040
Yeah.

1874
02:14:02,040 --> 02:14:03,040
We'll go with the next one.

1875
02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:04,040
Three names?

1876
02:14:04,040 --> 02:14:05,040
Yeah.

1877
02:14:05,040 --> 02:14:10,040
In 2000, this actress was in a relationship with Tim Burton from 2001 to 2014.

1878
02:14:10,040 --> 02:14:12,040
What is Helena Bonham Carter?

1879
02:14:12,040 --> 02:14:13,040
Yes.

1880
02:14:13,040 --> 02:14:14,040
The fuck?

1881
02:14:14,040 --> 02:14:16,040
Never heard that name before in my entire life.

1882
02:14:16,040 --> 02:14:17,040
She's really good looking.

1883
02:14:17,040 --> 02:14:19,040
She's in Harry Potter, bro.

1884
02:14:19,040 --> 02:14:20,040
Yeah, she's Bellatrix.

1885
02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:25,040
You got Parks and Rec, Murder Suicide, or James Bond songs?

1886
02:14:25,040 --> 02:14:26,040
Murder.

1887
02:14:26,040 --> 02:14:27,040
Might come back.

1888
02:14:27,040 --> 02:14:28,040
All right.

1889
02:14:28,040 --> 02:14:30,040
Murder, Suicide, or Neither for 200.

1890
02:14:30,040 --> 02:14:31,040
Biggie Smalls.

1891
02:14:31,040 --> 02:14:32,040
What is murder?

1892
02:14:32,040 --> 02:14:33,040
Murder.

1893
02:14:33,040 --> 02:14:36,040
Fucking Tupac.

1894
02:14:36,040 --> 02:14:37,040
Fuck.

1895
02:14:37,040 --> 02:14:40,040
Murder for 400.

1896
02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:41,040
Avicii.

1897
02:14:41,040 --> 02:14:44,040
Ah, fuck you.

1898
02:14:44,040 --> 02:14:47,040
What is suicide?

1899
02:14:47,040 --> 02:14:48,040
Yeah.

1900
02:14:48,040 --> 02:14:49,040
Keep it going.

1901
02:14:49,040 --> 02:14:50,040
I'm back to zero.

1902
02:14:50,040 --> 02:14:51,040
I took it out.

1903
02:14:51,040 --> 02:14:52,040
Yeah, baby.

1904
02:14:52,040 --> 02:14:55,040
We're back at the Cero.

1905
02:14:55,040 --> 02:14:56,040
The dosos at Cero.

1906
02:14:56,040 --> 02:14:59,040
For 600, Bob Saget.

1907
02:14:59,040 --> 02:15:00,040
Suicide.

1908
02:15:00,040 --> 02:15:01,040
Fuck.

1909
02:15:01,040 --> 02:15:02,040
What is suicide?

1910
02:15:02,040 --> 02:15:03,040
Neither.

1911
02:15:03,040 --> 02:15:04,040
Fuck.

1912
02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:05,040
You're like, murder?

1913
02:15:05,040 --> 02:15:06,040
Is that murder?

1914
02:15:06,040 --> 02:15:07,040
That was accidental.

1915
02:15:07,040 --> 02:15:08,040
Murder.

1916
02:15:08,040 --> 02:15:09,040
For 800.

1917
02:15:09,040 --> 02:15:10,040
Wait, how did he die?

1918
02:15:10,040 --> 02:15:11,040
He fell and hit his head.

1919
02:15:11,040 --> 02:15:12,040
He overdosed and then hit his head.

1920
02:15:12,040 --> 02:15:13,040
I thought he just hit his head.

1921
02:15:13,040 --> 02:15:14,040
I heard that he was on fucking Adderall or some shit.

1922
02:15:14,040 --> 02:15:15,040
Yeah, so it's a suicide, then.

1923
02:15:15,040 --> 02:15:16,040
No, you're right.

1924
02:15:16,040 --> 02:15:17,040
You're right.

1925
02:15:17,040 --> 02:15:18,040
I'm not sure.

1926
02:15:18,040 --> 02:15:19,040
I'm not sure.

1927
02:15:19,040 --> 02:15:20,040
I'm not sure.

1928
02:15:20,040 --> 02:15:21,040
I'm not sure.

1929
02:15:21,040 --> 02:15:22,040
I'm not sure.

1930
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:23,040
I'm not sure.

1931
02:15:23,040 --> 02:15:24,040
I'm not sure.

1932
02:15:24,040 --> 02:15:25,040
I'm not sure.

1933
02:15:25,040 --> 02:15:26,040
I'm not sure.

1934
02:15:26,040 --> 02:15:27,040
I'm not sure.

1935
02:15:27,040 --> 02:15:28,040
I'm not sure.

1936
02:15:28,040 --> 02:15:29,040
I'm not sure.

1937
02:15:29,040 --> 02:15:30,040
I'm not sure.

1938
02:15:30,040 --> 02:15:31,040
I'm not sure.

1939
02:15:31,040 --> 02:15:32,040
I'm not sure.

1940
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:33,040
I'm not sure.

1941
02:15:33,040 --> 02:15:34,040
I'm not sure.

1942
02:15:34,040 --> 02:15:35,040
I'm not sure.

1943
02:15:35,040 --> 02:15:36,040
I'm not sure.

1944
02:15:36,040 --> 02:15:37,040
I'm not sure.

1945
02:15:37,040 --> 02:15:38,040
No.

1946
02:15:38,040 --> 02:15:39,040
You have to break.

1947
02:15:39,040 --> 02:15:40,040
Either way, I'd get it.

1948
02:15:40,040 --> 02:15:41,040
Well, you got your points.

1949
02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:42,040
Yeah.

1950
02:15:42,040 --> 02:15:43,040
For 800.

1951
02:15:43,040 --> 02:15:44,040
Jeffrey Dahmer.

1952
02:15:44,040 --> 02:15:45,040
What is neither.

1953
02:15:45,040 --> 02:15:46,040
What is murder.

1954
02:15:46,040 --> 02:15:47,040
Murder.

1955
02:15:47,040 --> 02:15:48,040
He was murdered in prison.

1956
02:15:48,040 --> 02:15:49,040
What do you mean, in prison?

1957
02:15:49,040 --> 02:15:51,040
Yeah, I thought he got the death penalty.

1958
02:15:51,040 --> 02:15:52,400
No, he was in prison.

1959
02:15:52,400 --> 02:15:54,660
He was murdered by another inmate.

1960
02:15:54,660 --> 02:15:55,660
Really?

1961
02:15:55,660 --> 02:15:56,660
Yep.

1962
02:15:56,660 --> 02:15:57,660
Ali Max.

1963
02:15:57,660 --> 02:15:58,660
Jeffrey, I've seen...

1964
02:15:58,660 --> 02:15:59,660
Keep it going.

1965
02:15:59,660 --> 02:16:00,660
It wasn't suicide.

1966
02:16:01,660 --> 02:16:06,020
For 1000 Aaron Hernandez, what is suicide?

1967
02:16:08,040 --> 02:16:11,820
Wow am I did I just eclipse 1000 points?

1968
02:16:13,440 --> 02:16:17,020
Wow, I would have been really close if I didn't fuck up that daily double

1969
02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:22,120
Maybe look at another one alley backs pick you got parks and rec and James Bond songs

1970
02:16:23,020 --> 02:16:25,020
both of those are

1971
02:16:25,020 --> 02:16:34,300
James Bond songs James Bond. All right. I sang this James Bond song 200 no time to die

1972
02:16:41,100 --> 02:16:46,540
I'll give you a hint. It was the most recent James Bond movie. I know I know I don't know which I

1973
02:16:46,540 --> 02:16:54,500
Know my god, there's a fucking cover of this that I love. Oh my god. Oh my god

1974
02:16:59,260 --> 02:17:01,260
No

1975
02:17:02,100 --> 02:17:04,560
Kill switch me. I'm just gonna get fucking mad

1976
02:17:04,560 --> 02:17:15,080
Billy Eilish. Oh my god. I can hear a little fucking voice

1977
02:17:20,320 --> 02:17:28,520
Like you still got a shot if you get somebody's but I get better lux in parking racks parking racks

1978
02:17:28,520 --> 02:17:37,300
Parks and rec for 600 Mount Marcy is the largest peak in the state park. What is New York? Oh, what's State Park?

1979
02:17:38,720 --> 02:17:42,040
The the Catskills what is the cats have skills? No

1980
02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:46,240
What is the Adirondacks?

1981
02:17:50,360 --> 02:17:54,260
All right, you got Adirondacks but you had two wrong answers

1982
02:17:55,080 --> 02:17:57,080
I just got mine is whatever fucking

1983
02:17:57,080 --> 02:17:58,080
I

1984
02:17:58,080 --> 02:18:01,000
Got mine is twice and positive once

1985
02:18:05,640 --> 02:18:11,160
What's the points values right now I've got four thousand LMAX got 1800, okay

1986
02:18:12,920 --> 02:18:18,320
What are the categories parks and rec and James Bond songs James Bond for four

1987
02:18:18,320 --> 02:18:28,920
Hundred I sing this James Bond four thousand fucking do thousand a thousand skyfall

1988
02:18:29,720 --> 02:18:31,720
What is it Dell? Oh, yeah

1989
02:18:33,440 --> 02:18:35,440
Fuck

1990
02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:38,400
Went up by a thousand for that one. Thanks, buddy

1991
02:18:41,600 --> 02:18:43,600
Towers big

1992
02:18:43,880 --> 02:18:45,880
Don't know James Bond's

1993
02:18:45,880 --> 02:18:51,480
Parks and rec for 800 the Colorado River runs through this National Park. Oh

1994
02:18:53,240 --> 02:18:55,240
My god, oh

1995
02:18:56,360 --> 02:18:58,880
My god, what a colossal meltdown

1996
02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:06,240
Know the answer to all of these and just fucking forget them went on the spot. Oh

1997
02:19:06,880 --> 02:19:09,560
My god, what is the fucking thing? I?

1998
02:19:10,440 --> 02:19:12,440
What's the Grand Canyon?

1999
02:19:12,440 --> 02:19:15,200
National Park the Grand Canyon

2000
02:19:18,800 --> 02:19:20,800
Thank God I thought it was something else

2001
02:19:24,200 --> 02:19:27,160
I was gonna say it was on the tip of my tongue though

2002
02:19:28,360 --> 02:19:31,240
Will do fucking parks finish it out

2003
02:19:31,240 --> 02:19:41,480
One thousand this rock man formed in 1996 was named after a park in their hometown Santa Monica, California

2004
02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:54,480
Rock band formed in 96 was named after a park in their hometown Santa Monica, California

2005
02:19:54,480 --> 02:20:02,000
Yeah, I'm probably gonna what is you to

2006
02:20:08,160 --> 02:20:12,360
That could have been such a bounce back answer for me that would have been so cool

2007
02:20:13,040 --> 02:20:16,520
James Bond six hundred eight hundred a thousand two six. Oh

2008
02:20:16,520 --> 02:20:23,520
Six hundred writings on the wall

2009
02:20:27,440 --> 02:20:29,440
Sam Smith

2010
02:20:31,160 --> 02:20:36,520
That's like current yeah for 800 live and let die

2011
02:20:36,520 --> 02:20:44,280
What is guns and roses no, oh the Beatles the Beatles nope

2012
02:20:46,760 --> 02:20:48,760
Come on keep going

2013
02:20:51,480 --> 02:20:53,480
Keep going

2014
02:20:55,720 --> 02:21:00,360
Keep going come on. Don't you want your points back? Come on?

2015
02:21:00,360 --> 02:21:04,840
Oh McCartney

2016
02:21:08,840 --> 02:21:10,840
It's by his other band wings

2017
02:21:16,880 --> 02:21:20,360
Fucking heard his voice like it's the Beatles right cuz then I did and I know

2018
02:21:20,360 --> 02:21:28,120
Guys roses to the cover of it in the fucking eighties. Oh my god. I was on the way. Oh

2019
02:21:29,880 --> 02:21:35,660
Finally finally for a thousand for James Bond die another day

2020
02:21:44,320 --> 02:21:46,320
No, no

2021
02:21:47,360 --> 02:21:48,880
Madonna

2022
02:21:48,880 --> 02:21:50,880
So I got I was gonna say Lord

2023
02:21:57,000 --> 02:22:00,720
Time's got 4200 alibaba 1800. Oh

2024
02:22:02,400 --> 02:22:08,520
Yeah, hate to see that category let's go with a technology

2025
02:22:08,520 --> 02:22:17,320
That was my calculator what's that category technology

2026
02:22:17,320 --> 02:22:22,040
All right, that's your wagers

2027
02:22:34,440 --> 02:22:39,120
What what what are you smiling about over there

2028
02:22:39,120 --> 02:22:46,040
Questions that Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook with four of his classmates in this year

2029
02:22:46,040 --> 02:23:03,300
Question is that Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg creative facebook with forces classmates in this year?

2030
02:23:03,300 --> 02:23:15,580
Yeah, dude, it was that dude and Justin Timberlake that and they fucking and spider-man

2031
02:23:15,580 --> 02:23:24,220
Ali maxes 2005

2032
02:23:24,220 --> 02:23:39,660
He bet it all Tyler says 2004 that's correct you bet $10 with 42 10 Tyler wins

2033
02:23:39,660 --> 02:23:47,860
You know what I'm honestly glad I got it wrong cuz that would have hurt a lot more if I got that

2034
02:23:47,860 --> 02:23:55,540
question right and still lost you would have got like 3,600 and he would have like 4,200 I know

2035
02:23:55,540 --> 02:24:06,740
you know I put it in another universe I want you to know I guess 2004 and I got the other daily

2036
02:24:06,740 --> 02:24:14,140
double and I won this game the question today though the question is did Dan win from home I

2037
02:24:14,140 --> 02:24:24,700
gave him a win last time from how did he do that because his girlfriend timed it right and he got

2038
02:24:24,700 --> 02:24:34,900
all the right answers he got more points than Tyler wait I'm confused he thinks that he's one

2039
02:24:34,900 --> 02:24:47,220
like they were playing the episode yeah when you asked that's impressive I almost want to believe

2040
02:24:47,220 --> 02:25:09,340
that statistic I gave him one for it so it's true I want to be on jeopardy next time because

2041
02:25:09,340 --> 02:25:17,260
I'm batting 1000 I'm telling you when I get out of school I can I can be the full-time host here

2042
02:25:17,260 --> 02:25:27,220
cuz I think you guys are all a step above me when it comes to this shit yeah yeah but I would be I

2043
02:25:27,220 --> 02:25:34,660
could fucking host it for sure yeah I could do that I'd be a funny host I I don't think I'm good

2044
02:25:34,660 --> 02:25:40,300
in the yeah you never know you haven't seen Helena Bonham Carter what the fun Harry Potter

2045
02:25:40,300 --> 02:25:46,420
yeah no that was the first time I ever heard that name I'm being dead serious Fast and Furious

2046
02:25:46,420 --> 02:25:59,380
no no what's that one the Brad Pitt movie Fight Club yeah I got you like a younger picture

2047
02:25:59,380 --> 02:26:07,980
because when she's older you probably wouldn't recognize her no guys ever fucking read do I

2048
02:26:07,980 --> 02:26:15,620
read yeah do you read a lot more I'm getting into reading I do audiobooks does that count I

2049
02:26:15,620 --> 02:26:23,460
mean I guess yeah I guess I fucking I just read through Dune that books fucking wild and it's

2050
02:26:23,460 --> 02:26:31,540
like the movies actually did like this shit a really really good job yeah I've never fucking

2051
02:26:31,540 --> 02:26:39,260
seen her before really yeah that's serious but now fucking uh that book is so good and the movies

2052
02:26:39,260 --> 02:26:43,620
did such a good job in caps like they change some stuff because they would have had to have taken a

2053
02:26:43,620 --> 02:26:49,580
time jump in the second movie but like I just read the books before I watched either of those

2054
02:26:49,580 --> 02:26:54,380
movies and the movies were I didn't I didn't even see trailers for either of them I was just like

2055
02:26:54,380 --> 02:26:59,340
Timothy Chalamet's and die out apparently the special effects are good awesome I'm gonna read

2056
02:26:59,340 --> 02:27:06,380
the book first did literally like what I pictured in my head is exactly what happened in the movies

2057
02:27:06,380 --> 02:27:12,180
it was fucking like when I fucking it was wild when I do audiobooks or like I like read like actual

2058
02:27:12,180 --> 02:27:17,140
books I get like a picture of like the person in my head and then when they cast an actor that

2059
02:27:17,140 --> 02:27:21,940
doesn't look anything like what I was thinking I'm like that kind of throws off the whole fucking

2060
02:27:21,940 --> 02:27:26,220
thing for me so like I like at least seeing the trailers for something so I can kind of be like

2061
02:27:26,220 --> 02:27:33,180
okay so this character is supposed to be how this looks and like shit like I remember I read the

2062
02:27:33,180 --> 02:27:40,580
fuck did I read that got turned into a fucking movie oh I read I read green mile before I watched

2063
02:27:40,580 --> 02:27:47,300
the movie and I did not picture the guy as Tom Hanks well it's just like in in Dune like I didn't

2064
02:27:47,300 --> 02:27:53,100
even I knew like who was in it but I didn't know that the main character was even like Timothy

2065
02:27:53,100 --> 02:27:59,380
Chalamet like the book the first like 200 pages are just world-building and it's tough to get

2066
02:27:59,380 --> 02:28:05,700
through it but once you do it's just part of mass effect it really is it really is it's the same

2067
02:28:05,700 --> 02:28:10,620
fucking way I literally just added mass effect again and I'm like I forgot how fucking the first

2068
02:28:10,620 --> 02:28:16,180
five hours is just like them being like the Citadel is this yeah oh this is what the Korean

2069
02:28:16,180 --> 02:28:20,720
people do this is what I didn't turians do in Dune they like describe the character that

2070
02:28:20,720 --> 02:28:27,740
Timothy Chalamet plays is like a boyish looking like 17 year old with feminine features and like

2071
02:28:27,740 --> 02:28:33,460
curly brown hair and it's like that's Timothy Chalamet like that's exactly who he is he's like

2072
02:28:33,460 --> 02:28:39,500
a girlish like he looks like a feminine ass dude but he's like good-looking and the books even like

2073
02:28:39,500 --> 02:28:44,860
it but he's handsome I can't even remember how they described them but like it was him to a tee

2074
02:28:44,860 --> 02:28:50,340
and then like Zendaya's character Chani was just like this darker complexioned woman with like

2075
02:28:50,340 --> 02:28:56,660
longer curly hair usually keeps it in a ponytail and then like well the blue eyes is because that's

2076
02:28:56,660 --> 02:29:01,620
because of the spice yeah but like yeah and it was just like speaking of glowing blue eyes did you

2077
02:29:01,620 --> 02:29:07,100
play Final Fantasy rebirth yet I did not fucking phenomenal is that the one that's on switch no

2078
02:29:07,100 --> 02:29:12,020
it's Final Fantasy 7 rebirth it's like the new oh no it's only on PlayStation right now it'll be on

2079
02:29:12,020 --> 02:29:19,180
it'll be on our PC in two months okay but I like literally like I my brother who doesn't like Final

2080
02:29:19,180 --> 02:29:24,540
Fantasy is like this was this it's a fucking phenomenal game I'm like it's like Final Fantasy

2081
02:29:24,540 --> 02:29:29,220
7 is my favorite game of all time I think rebirth like topped it with like that because it's the same

2082
02:29:29,220 --> 02:29:35,280
almost the same story but like way updated with like way more shit and I'm like and like the

2083
02:29:35,280 --> 02:29:40,420
characters have way more depth to them like and like even in the original game they had a shit ton

2084
02:29:40,420 --> 02:29:45,580
of depth like they just like they went way further and like I think with you know they were block

2085
02:29:45,580 --> 02:29:53,780
monsters in 1997 fuck yeah like characters and like the scenes that are done with HD HD graphics

2086
02:29:53,780 --> 02:29:59,420
now it like makes them way more impactful it makes like everything like kind of like oh I'm like it's

2087
02:29:59,420 --> 02:30:05,580
a fucking phenomenal like retail it's like the story itself Tyler I don't want to interrupt you

2088
02:30:05,580 --> 02:30:09,660
but I want you to help me with something because I'm having a blast of nostalgia but I can't

2089
02:30:09,660 --> 02:30:16,340
pinpoint the name of it yeah it's a movie and I'm pretty sure it was based off of a board game okay

2090
02:30:16,340 --> 02:30:25,780
it's not so thorough it's a no not Jumanji it's the one where it's a gladiators versus something and

2091
02:30:25,780 --> 02:30:31,900
the gladiators are like these weird like brown mutant looking toy soldiers small soldiers the

2092
02:30:31,900 --> 02:30:37,420
one with the Gorgonites and the and the fucking the yes flat top yes toy it's a small soldiers

2093
02:30:37,420 --> 02:30:43,460
what's the name of it small soldiers it's a good movie I like small soldiers a lot actually but

2094
02:30:43,460 --> 02:30:49,980
there was a there was a board game too right it was based on action figures I think but yeah the

2095
02:30:49,980 --> 02:30:57,020
Gorgonites they hide and lose I remember that that line oh my god that's it yeah wow that's

2096
02:30:57,020 --> 02:31:06,140
fucking wild I I remember I had a board game of this yeah it's a good it's a good movie fucking

2097
02:31:06,140 --> 02:31:11,180
it was like Avatar before Avatar was made like wow like the the blue people Avatar not that I

2098
02:31:11,180 --> 02:31:17,900
just touched neurons in my brain that haven't been touched her since fucking like 2003 right

2099
02:31:17,900 --> 02:31:23,740
there speaking holy shit but speaking back to circling back to Mass Effect the first game is

2100
02:31:23,740 --> 02:31:28,260
a fucking slog to get through if you've played through it before like if you haven't played

2101
02:31:28,260 --> 02:31:32,060
that it is if you haven't played Mass Effect the first one's great cuz you get to learn

2102
02:31:32,060 --> 02:31:37,700
everything but like when you already know the background everything you're just like god this

2103
02:31:37,700 --> 02:31:44,580
I remember they released the legendary edition on ps3 which was like one with all the DLC two with

2104
02:31:44,580 --> 02:31:48,820
all the DLC and then three you still had to buy the DLC because it was still coming out but it was

2105
02:31:48,820 --> 02:31:52,940
like the full trilogy of games I bought that because I played through like half of Mass Effect

2106
02:31:52,940 --> 02:31:59,860
3 and then I was like I got to play the other games first so I did and yeah one I was just like

2107
02:31:59,860 --> 02:32:05,660
it's a sloth save file crosses over see you gotta fucking make it through it yeah like it's not gonna

2108
02:32:05,660 --> 02:32:12,540
make sense if the save file didn't cross over I would never play one again yeah it's just like you gotta fuck like my choices in this game matter

2109
02:32:12,540 --> 02:32:18,740
and like it but the thing is to like Kate and Ashley that's one yeah that happens in one and

2110
02:32:18,740 --> 02:32:25,900
and uh ergnath uh Rex yeah fucking Rex you gotta be able to dissuade him from fucking getting blasted

2111
02:32:25,900 --> 02:32:31,500
and even Tali if you don't do yeah you can't romance her yeah you have to you have to have one

2112
02:32:31,500 --> 02:32:37,380
you have to like do her her pilgrimage that was what made me you're gonna laugh that was what made

2113
02:32:37,380 --> 02:32:43,260
me buy the legendary edition which has all three because I was like romance options Mass Effect 3

2114
02:32:43,260 --> 02:32:48,100
and was like you're telling me I'm stuck with fucking Liara it's like I can't go after Tali I

2115
02:32:48,100 --> 02:32:53,420
bought the fucking games I was like dude because this is great like the first one is so fucking brutal

2116
02:32:53,420 --> 02:33:00,260
like in the gameplay of it not even close to two it's like almost fun in a retro way yeah like until

2117
02:33:00,260 --> 02:33:05,900
you get to that winter planet and then you're just like oh my god and like the thing is like I get

2118
02:33:05,900 --> 02:33:10,340
when it first came out it like should have been that long and like I'm like it's a complete it's

2119
02:33:10,340 --> 02:33:15,220
definitely a complete game yeah then it was probably the shit yeah but like it's a complete

2120
02:33:15,220 --> 02:33:19,980
game but when you're playing it when you're just trying to get the two you like doesn't age well

2121
02:33:19,980 --> 02:33:25,340
you're like fuck dude I don't care it's like I know what the turians are I know what the Koreans

2122
02:33:25,340 --> 02:33:32,900
are I know what the fucking what the fuck is is is Rex species again I forget the name of it all

2123
02:33:32,900 --> 02:33:38,380
Krogan Krogan yeah like I know what the Krogan are I know what fucking the solarians are but you're

2124
02:33:38,380 --> 02:33:43,580
like this is what a solarian is I'm like I know what a solarian is and they're like I love the

2125
02:33:43,580 --> 02:33:55,860
Hanar the Hanar just fucking fucking boring I am the salesman happiness noises we are they speak

2126
02:33:55,860 --> 02:34:03,460
in plural I love the one where yeah yeah I was in the city when I when I beat the game that was the

2127
02:34:03,460 --> 02:34:07,980
first time I ever played through the Citadel DLC and it was just like oh shit like when I when I

2128
02:34:07,980 --> 02:34:13,140
first got the legendary edition or Shepard commander the new one the like the new one that

2129
02:34:13,140 --> 02:34:18,780
just came out that was the first time I ever played the Citadel and I was like this is this

2130
02:34:18,780 --> 02:34:24,620
is oh my god and you just can you please do one thing for me I know you loved Halley yes but can

2131
02:34:24,620 --> 02:34:31,540
you please play through the trilogy again go femme chef and I'm not I'm not saying even Garis I

2132
02:34:31,540 --> 02:34:36,780
don't give a fuck who you choose there's multiple options there but just when it gets to the get

2133
02:34:36,780 --> 02:34:43,340
versus quarians let them both live I do every time I still let them live both times but the same

2134
02:34:43,340 --> 02:34:49,140
but like I got dude I hated the one point I love Legion though he's just great I hated the one

2135
02:34:49,140 --> 02:34:54,380
Shepard commander when I when I when I was playing the second time through the legendary

2136
02:34:54,380 --> 02:35:01,620
edition I forgot this I forgot to do like one of the steps to like get like the the piece between

2137
02:35:01,620 --> 02:35:08,420
them and it's just like and I make the fucking thing was blocked out I'm like no yeah no yeah

2138
02:35:08,420 --> 02:35:17,300
wait no actually the geth or down yeah I'm like no and I literally I went back to my three hour

2139
02:35:17,300 --> 02:35:22,860
ago save fucking file and I had to do like the whole fucking thing over yeah you had to survey

2140
02:35:22,860 --> 02:35:28,820
every planet in the known galaxy to get another fucking paragon yeah or something dude I remember

2141
02:35:28,820 --> 02:35:33,340
when I texted you I was like dude I played through one two and three and I don't have enough like

2142
02:35:33,340 --> 02:35:38,660
galactic readiness points yeah to get like the true any and I thought that was true and I didn't

2143
02:35:38,660 --> 02:35:43,740
play it for months after I texted you that and I was like because the Citadel gives you 15 I think

2144
02:35:43,740 --> 02:35:48,740
or something yeah but I looked into that I looked into how much it got so I equated it and it wasn't

2145
02:35:48,740 --> 02:35:53,660
correct so they must have changed something and allowed it to be a different value because when I

2146
02:35:53,660 --> 02:35:59,620
played it I was able to get the true ending but it was like I didn't even want to finish the game

2147
02:35:59,620 --> 02:36:06,460
after putting 100 hours into it because I was like I just wanted to do the right like when I did the

2148
02:36:06,460 --> 02:36:11,180
legendary edition I did you ever do a perfect playthrough where you got literally everything

2149
02:36:11,180 --> 02:36:17,300
yeah it's fucking brutal yeah to do everything in one two yeah that was like I'm like are you

2150
02:36:17,300 --> 02:36:23,620
fucking kidding me I did that the first time around I was mail ship and did fucking uh tally

2151
02:36:23,620 --> 02:36:32,900
did did tally and fucking did the synergy ending which is like the destroy endings much better

2152
02:36:32,900 --> 02:36:38,580
destroy is the true ending it's just sad because the only thing that the only reason I chose this

2153
02:36:38,580 --> 02:36:43,500
energy ending is because like Joker was falling for Edie listen and then you just wipe out we

2154
02:36:43,500 --> 02:36:49,460
don't want it we don't want Joker fucking AI he can do better he can do better and that's true

2155
02:36:49,460 --> 02:36:55,860
yeah that's true that's valid yeah valid all right but like we'll be okay in a couple years

2156
02:36:55,860 --> 02:37:02,500
yeah we'll get him we'll get him some pussy it's all right you're right you're right yeah I can get

2157
02:37:02,500 --> 02:37:07,680
by in that fuck this energy ending yeah cuz I'm all technology and I like they're like but it'll

2158
02:37:07,680 --> 02:37:11,180
kill the geth I'm like the geth are kind of assholes anyways the only good geth was fucking

2159
02:37:11,180 --> 02:37:17,780
legion no that was why I chose this energy it was because of the geth I like the geth a lot I think

2160
02:37:17,780 --> 02:37:25,900
I just have a I have a biased against the geth due to my care for the quarian people the quarians

2161
02:37:25,900 --> 02:37:34,860
turned on them specifically one quarian yeah but it started a fucking genocide listen if they didn't

2162
02:37:34,860 --> 02:37:39,780
want to fight back they didn't want it they had to have like three quarters of them wiped out

2163
02:37:39,780 --> 02:37:45,300
before they were finally like all right we need to turn against the creators also it was tough for

2164
02:37:45,300 --> 02:37:52,540
them to do that also that fucking that one section of the of the of the ran are fucking where you

2165
02:37:52,540 --> 02:37:59,780
had to like do like the the the the digital like fucking firewall thing I that that like that's a

2166
02:37:59,780 --> 02:38:05,220
slog for me every time too cuz like is that in one that's in that's in three like because you don't

2167
02:38:05,220 --> 02:38:10,940
go to rat yes but like you have to like do like the whole fucking thing I'm like dude like I get it

2168
02:38:10,940 --> 02:38:15,620
I get it like like your first playthroughs are wow that's fucking nuts but like there's so many

2169
02:38:15,620 --> 02:38:20,860
things like I'm like your second and third and I'm on my stick seven dude for me I'm telling you man

2170
02:38:20,860 --> 02:38:25,940
it's that it's that winter planet Mass Effect one that's just such a slog the one where you're

2171
02:38:25,940 --> 02:38:31,500
walking between the embassy and then there's the Rakhni Queen and you're just flying that you got

2172
02:38:31,500 --> 02:38:37,620
all the stupid puzzles it's like the Siberia planet and you have Valeria Valeria that's the

2173
02:38:37,620 --> 02:38:43,580
name of it but I got my god damn it they like but that one I just think like the whole the whole

2174
02:38:43,580 --> 02:38:51,140
fucking thing of like one is a nightmare two has the best gameplay I think out of all of them but

2175
02:38:51,140 --> 02:38:56,660
I think it is the best story too I really like people fuck people like like rip me for this one

2176
02:38:56,660 --> 02:39:03,100
I like three the best no I do too I think too like people people who played it when it first came

2177
02:39:03,100 --> 02:39:07,740
out I think it was like a letdown because they didn't have like the the true ending in it yet

2178
02:39:07,740 --> 02:39:12,940
and they didn't have the Citadel like the people who just beat it without the DLC were like they

2179
02:39:12,940 --> 02:39:17,900
felt like they were kind of like cheaped out on like the ending but like this the Citadel DLC

2180
02:39:17,900 --> 02:39:24,820
and that just alone will like makes that entire game yeah specifically if you get everybody they're

2181
02:39:24,820 --> 02:39:30,660
alive like that like that was the one thing that I kind of knocked myself for it was that I played

2182
02:39:30,660 --> 02:39:36,340
up to the Citadel DLC and then I realized that I didn't have enough galactic readiness so I stopped

2183
02:39:36,340 --> 02:39:41,820
there and it was like I just came back did Citadel and then the ending but it's been like eight

2184
02:39:41,820 --> 02:39:47,900
months detached from playing and it kind of was like a little bit of a letdown there yeah because

2185
02:39:47,900 --> 02:39:53,380
like you need to play Mass Effect for a while for it to not feel dated like you need to get into the

2186
02:39:53,380 --> 02:39:59,940
mindset of like what the game does and you let your guard down around the awkwardness of like a

2187
02:39:59,940 --> 02:40:07,740
lot of everything that comes out of you know about the Reapers things like seems like a little bit

2188
02:40:07,740 --> 02:40:12,060
dejected and just kind of awkward in the game and it takes a while to like get used to that I think

2189
02:40:12,060 --> 02:40:17,940
I think the first two specifically the third one Shepard kind of gets out of his autism a little

2190
02:40:17,940 --> 02:40:22,220
bit and like has like more personality because I think in the first two he's just like a fucking

2191
02:40:22,220 --> 02:40:26,660
he's a fucking cardboard cutout that you just did the one thing I will say is I've played through

2192
02:40:26,660 --> 02:40:33,180
the game once is male Shep and once is femme Shep and honestly when you play through the game as a

2193
02:40:33,180 --> 02:40:39,260
female and I'm sure if you do it you will agree with this after the fact she's just overall a

2194
02:40:39,260 --> 02:40:46,780
much better voice actor and just like that awkwardness it just isn't there because it just

2195
02:40:46,780 --> 02:40:51,300
makes it kind of funny it is cuz I'm just like it is and the game plays off of it especially like

2196
02:40:51,300 --> 02:40:56,100
in the Citadel because he is a fucking awkward dude but like like he's like he's just known war

2197
02:40:56,100 --> 02:41:02,060
for fucking 20 years he's just like I would like to know about the Reapers yeah but also that's

2198
02:41:02,060 --> 02:41:06,780
another thing that I've been warning you for years I have been warning you for years what do you do

2199
02:41:06,780 --> 02:41:13,460
the one fucking DLC that I hate is Omega fucking Omega is a slog I yeah Omega is fucking that's

2200
02:41:13,460 --> 02:41:18,940
three right yeah yeah I played through that I remember the only DLC I played on three the first

2201
02:41:18,940 --> 02:41:24,620
time around because they were still coming out was Leviathan Leviathan was a fucking awesome

2202
02:41:24,620 --> 02:41:30,500
DLC Leviathan was where it was like the people it was the beings that created the Reaper dude

2203
02:41:30,500 --> 02:41:36,900
that was such a mind fuck I'm like yo and like when you can you see him come in at the end and

2204
02:41:36,900 --> 02:41:42,900
just fucking rape a Reaper yeah that shit was fucking awesome I also thought it was oh my god

2205
02:41:42,900 --> 02:41:47,220
to the bottom of the ocean and then they fucking just come out and there's a drill and I was like

2206
02:41:47,220 --> 02:41:53,500
what I played that like in my room like at 11 p.m. on a school night and it was just singing to the

2207
02:41:53,500 --> 02:41:57,820
bottom the ocean all the lights are out I'm worried my mom's gonna hear me and come in and it was

2208
02:41:57,820 --> 02:42:02,180
just like one of the most exhilarating experiences in my life up because I have fucking Philassophobia

2209
02:42:02,180 --> 02:42:08,500
out the ass oh yeah depths I hate all that was just like this is crazy it's like hey we created

2210
02:42:08,500 --> 02:42:14,100
these things that you view as gods now and it's like fuck wow I did not think that this was gonna

2211
02:42:14,100 --> 02:42:21,220
be this deep fucking awesome but like the thing is like like a whole bunch of people like play it

2212
02:42:21,220 --> 02:42:24,980
and they have like the fucking like romance options where like you actually see like some

2213
02:42:24,980 --> 02:42:30,980
decent amount of fucking like skin on people but then like for Tali and Garrus it's literally just

2214
02:42:30,980 --> 02:42:38,580
like they cut away they cut away but at the same point they're the two most by far beloved

2215
02:42:38,580 --> 02:42:44,100
characters oh yeah but like I think that I think I like that better cuz I'm like you know what I'm cool

2216
02:42:44,100 --> 02:42:48,740
with Tali I'm Nicole not seeing Tali the crazy thing though is that like the people who play Mass

2217
02:42:48,740 --> 02:42:56,580
Effect kind of like consensus agree that if Shepard's a female it's it's Garrus but if it's a male it's

2218
02:42:56,580 --> 02:43:03,020
like Tali most people say Tali but there's a bunch of people that say Liara there's a bunch of people

2219
02:43:03,020 --> 02:43:11,540
that say Miranda Jack Jack you can't even really romance like for real like Jack's kind of just

2220
02:43:11,540 --> 02:43:17,300
like a you can you can you can do it in two and three yeah but like not as like in depth it's not

2221
02:43:17,300 --> 02:43:23,940
as in depth yeah I love how the whole reason they added the Citadel DLC for the most part was because

2222
02:43:23,940 --> 02:43:31,140
fans weren't such an uproar that the female Shep couldn't romance James which I thought was so weird

2223
02:43:31,140 --> 02:43:39,340
because when I played through I chose him I chose him like never I didn't I didn't think he had a

2224
02:43:39,340 --> 02:43:45,020
fucking fan base it was like what the fuck who the fuck plays as Jay like he was in my squad like

2225
02:43:45,020 --> 02:43:51,720
once because I had him and Ashley and that was it Mars Mars yeah like when you can only have him

2226
02:43:51,720 --> 02:43:56,460
yeah he stuck around for like a mission after that and I was like wow dude the thing that bothers me

2227
02:43:56,460 --> 02:44:01,380
though in threes that you don't get tally to like 70% of the game the thing that bugs me about three

2228
02:44:01,380 --> 02:44:06,900
is that you don't have a Krogan I fucking it I'll tell you on your squad no grunts not in your squad

2229
02:44:06,900 --> 02:44:12,460
and they're easy no the only time you have a fucking Krogan squad mate is when you have Rex in the

2230
02:44:12,460 --> 02:44:17,500
Citadel DLC which I even recognized after not playing for eight months that was fucking cool

2231
02:44:17,500 --> 02:44:22,420
because the whole first game I use Rex every time because he's hysterical and he's a fucking beast

2232
02:44:22,420 --> 02:44:29,820
not my second game grunt same fucking thing there's tally and the Krogan every time squad is always

2233
02:44:29,820 --> 02:44:34,540
because I have me that's like my kind of like the shepherd is like my jack of all trades kind of

2234
02:44:34,540 --> 02:44:44,020
like I do long range Casey is like what the fuck is going on here are you talking about Mass Effect

2235
02:44:44,020 --> 02:44:55,020
yeah yeah like let me know when it's over like I think I think that the actual best squad even

2236
02:44:55,020 --> 02:45:01,140
like like not just like for like the fun interactions but like just like literally the best squad is you

2237
02:45:01,140 --> 02:45:06,580
have Shepherd be like your jack of all trades tally be your close range and like your your engineer

2238
02:45:06,580 --> 02:45:11,740
that does like the drones and stuff and you have Garrus as your as your long range like sniper guy

2239
02:45:11,740 --> 02:45:16,540
and I'm like that's what I do almost every time I've been doing like other characters like here

2240
02:45:16,540 --> 02:45:22,380
and there but like that's like my main squad because that's that's it you got all the different so so

2241
02:45:22,380 --> 02:45:28,700
for me I played infiltrator and you play infiltrator when you have you just swap the roles a little bit

2242
02:45:28,700 --> 02:45:37,420
because then you have Rex upfront or Garret I'm not Garret's grunt in to upfront and then you have

2243
02:45:37,420 --> 02:45:44,140
fucking like tally kind of mid-range Garret's kind of mid-range then you're the far back one with a

2244
02:45:44,140 --> 02:45:50,740
sniper rifle it just plays like a fucking symphony in front of you you actually have time to like sit

2245
02:45:50,740 --> 02:45:56,380
back and be like all right yeah you're gonna do that move it's the only time I've ever given a

2246
02:45:56,380 --> 02:46:01,300
fuck about like my teammates because I jacked the fucking difficulty up and I was like it's the only

2247
02:46:01,300 --> 02:46:06,460
time I've actually given a fuck about my teammates like abilities because they affect like a lot I've

2248
02:46:06,460 --> 02:46:12,740
always done soldier like I hate fucking space magic and I hate shit like that I played biotic

2249
02:46:12,740 --> 02:46:17,780
yeah infiltrator is like biotic and like super low health super high damage I did biotic was

2250
02:46:17,780 --> 02:46:24,260
vanguard I did one playthrough as a vanguard which I did you know heavy weapons and they have the

2251
02:46:24,260 --> 02:46:31,340
biotic charge that ability is fucking sick fucking dash at them warp ammo is fucking sick yeah it

2252
02:46:31,340 --> 02:46:38,700
is all right I think we should reel it in for Casey Casey what games do you like Minecraft

2253
02:46:38,700 --> 02:47:07,380
that's just like that's a bizarre top two to have I know Minecraft I get cold war though

2254
02:47:07,380 --> 02:47:17,740
I think it was too but it's like I went back and I've been playing and this is the reason why I

2255
02:47:17,740 --> 02:47:23,940
want you to get a PC so fucking bad is because we can play the old black ops 2 games which like

2256
02:47:23,940 --> 02:47:29,900
do you have Xbox yes you can play it on Xbox but it's not cross-platform and I don't have a 360 or

2257
02:47:29,900 --> 02:47:38,060
an Xbox one I can't go back and do that I can give you an Xbox one and I'll still be angry because

2258
02:47:38,060 --> 02:47:43,740
then I have to play it on controller but I mean I would do that but it's just like you could buy

2259
02:47:43,740 --> 02:47:50,900
a shitty PC for like 400 bucks they're trying to buy your fucking your Xbox one like off you like

2260
02:47:50,900 --> 02:47:59,420
a goat or something no there's a guy who bought the Xbox 360 it wasn't he be like real weird about

2261
02:47:59,420 --> 02:48:05,820
it like I remember you telling me some weird story about like he's like yeah he's just real

2262
02:48:05,820 --> 02:48:10,820
weird you like you offered me like a guitar or something for me yeah there's people that there's

2263
02:48:10,820 --> 02:48:15,860
people on Facebook market place on our fucking weird that tried to like trade you like yeah I

2264
02:48:15,860 --> 02:48:26,220
know fucking broken phone from like 2004 you take that for your Xbox like no I'm good actually

2265
02:48:26,220 --> 02:48:33,740
it's fucking weird mmm I did I bought something on Facebook marketplace or I was selling no I

2266
02:48:33,740 --> 02:48:40,980
was selling I was selling a N64 game that was like a pretty like like high level and 64 game

2267
02:48:40,980 --> 02:48:45,700
I was like worth like you know like 300 400 bucks and I was like selling it and then some guy goes

2268
02:48:45,700 --> 02:48:58,180
yeah I got you know a couple vacuum cleaners like no I had another guy he fucking offered me I

2269
02:48:58,180 --> 02:49:03,660
think it was like spare pipe for it like fucking like you know like like you say yeah I'm doing

2270
02:49:03,660 --> 02:49:08,020
this plumbing job and I got a bunch of spare pipe you could definitely melt it down and get it from

2271
02:49:08,020 --> 02:49:12,180
some fucking decent money I'm like I got some copper I pulled out of this guy's basement last

2272
02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:19,220
night you want it brother Dan fucking sells tires on Facebook market fucking makes a fortune oh

2273
02:49:19,220 --> 02:49:27,220
really yeah that's wild yeah I was he fucking get him fucking good year don't ask questions

2274
02:49:27,220 --> 02:49:35,100
fuck I want to fucking do that Michelin man where you think yeah but like they offer you like weird

2275
02:49:35,100 --> 02:49:40,860
shit like one guy no one guy offered me a fucking chess set I almost I almost took it it was like a

2276
02:49:40,860 --> 02:49:49,020
card marble chess set Mike that's actually pretty fucking cool like all right this kind of offer

2277
02:49:49,020 --> 02:49:53,900
down it's probably made of fucking plastic it's probably worth like five dollars you show up me

2278
02:49:53,900 --> 02:49:59,620
hands you a fucking unopened box that he bought from the fucking dollar store and then I actually

2279
02:49:59,620 --> 02:50:03,780
sold it for like I think 400 bucks but like the guy met me he's like we're gonna meet outside

2280
02:50:03,780 --> 02:50:11,380
Mexican radio in Schenectady and I go what he's like yeah and I go what the fuck I worked in

2281
02:50:11,380 --> 02:50:16,500
Schenectady I don't know what the fuck Mexican radio is apparently it's on like by Proctors like

2282
02:50:16,500 --> 02:50:22,140
across the street from it and I'm like I've never seen this place in my life whatever and he just

2283
02:50:22,140 --> 02:50:28,500
comes out looking like the sketchiest motherfucker had his fucking hood up came up and he goes you

2284
02:50:28,500 --> 02:50:37,500
Tyler Mike depends like I don't know am I he's like and he pulls out 400 bucks he's like you got the

2285
02:50:37,500 --> 02:50:48,900
game Mike this is a yes I am Tyler he said show me the game so I was like show me him I showed him

2286
02:50:48,900 --> 02:50:54,140
the game he's like no yeah take him out slow just like that yeah if you're doing game deals in

2287
02:50:54,140 --> 02:50:59,500
Schenectady that's not a good time yeah it's a weird fucking like I just think that like just

2288
02:50:59,500 --> 02:51:07,580
like fuck there's misconnections on fucking on just before we go we got to go on Albany Craigslist

2289
02:51:07,580 --> 02:51:11,820
because it has some of the funniest fucking I'll go on all but I will say probably the funniest

2290
02:51:11,820 --> 02:51:19,860
interaction I've had in a while was I walk into like a retro game store in Troy walk into it hanging

2291
02:51:19,860 --> 02:51:24,620
out there for a little bit some shit comes and she's like yeah I'm trying to buy my I'm trying

2292
02:51:24,620 --> 02:51:29,620
to buy my kids something that they gonna have fun with all right connections it's one of the

2293
02:51:29,620 --> 02:51:40,340
funniest fucking things fuck so it's people who met somebody okay we're gonna read that one but

2294
02:51:40,340 --> 02:51:46,900
like there's there's people that like just see a random person in like you know like oh my god

2295
02:51:46,900 --> 02:51:54,500
did you saw the first one I look at this other post Malta New York more market thirty two right

2296
02:51:54,500 --> 02:52:01,020
yeah beautiful BBW and market thirty two yesterday playing chicken in the aisle looks like we

2297
02:52:01,020 --> 02:52:06,980
connected and was having a nice day. What the fuck is this? This is misconnections on

2298
02:52:06,980 --> 02:52:16,980
Craigslist. It's really funny male seeking scat feeder. What the fuck is Albany New York?

2299
02:52:16,980 --> 02:52:24,620
I am seeking a scat feeder. I am forty eight years old and I'm blonde haired and blue beautiful

2300
02:52:24,620 --> 02:52:30,300
girl in short skirt in Rotterdam. You walked by and I whispered holy shit you smiled and flipped

2301
02:52:30,300 --> 02:52:36,740
it up wow love to go further. I know it's a long shot. I just keep reading these because these are

2302
02:52:36,740 --> 02:52:41,780
great. What's what are some other good ones on there but like dude it's one of the funniest

2303
02:52:41,780 --> 02:52:45,580
things like I even got fucking the cruise missile to start reading them because he thought I was

2304
02:52:45,580 --> 02:52:52,300
fucking funny several years ago we met in the parking lot of Home Depot on room four. It was

2305
02:52:52,300 --> 02:52:56,980
one evening you were visiting family here and we got together several times after you were

2306
02:52:56,980 --> 02:53:02,820
visiting we know enough about one another to verify what happened to you. How did things turn

2307
02:53:02,820 --> 02:53:10,300
out for you. Hope you're well. They just expect that every female is on this apparently but like

2308
02:53:10,300 --> 02:53:18,020
dude it's some of the funniest shit on there like male scat fetish. Hey I used to have a good friend

2309
02:53:18,020 --> 02:53:22,780
that would come over Friday morning and clean my pipes. Just two guys plumbing this morning.

2310
02:53:22,780 --> 02:53:38,860
Wish you were here. Dude there's fucking some gems on that. What the fuck. Like the fuck like you

2311
02:53:38,860 --> 02:53:44,380
just like oh my god it's funny. It's it's it's all many Craigslist miss connections. They're so

2312
02:53:44,380 --> 02:53:50,660
fucking funny. It's just like random dudes they're like hey so you had a nice skirt on it fucking

2313
02:53:50,660 --> 02:54:01,860
price chopper two days ago. I looked at you and you've knocked eyes with me. Call me. I wonder if

2314
02:54:01,860 --> 02:54:06,740
that has ever worked out for anyone. You are sitting adjacent to me in the train in Albany.

2315
02:54:06,740 --> 02:54:13,660
I say hi to you black male black shirt. You're on your laptop with knit hat and blue coat. Oh

2316
02:54:13,660 --> 02:54:27,020
my god it's fucking great. That's sad. This is sad. It's so funny though. Oh my god. We met

2317
02:54:27,020 --> 02:54:32,980
at a shell a shop in Altamont. Your younger black guy from Schenectady. Good looking and very

2318
02:54:32,980 --> 02:54:39,580
blessed. You asked if I kissed. I regret saying no and not exchange in contact info. I like to

2319
02:54:39,580 --> 02:54:55,540
see you again. I mentioned something and you asked if I wanted to do it. What was it? Oh my

2320
02:54:55,540 --> 02:55:00,780
god. It's great male male seeking male scat feeder and all.

2321
02:55:00,780 --> 02:55:12,380
Oh my god. They're looking for scat feeder. I have forty. I did that. Oh my god. So fucking

2322
02:55:12,380 --> 02:55:18,660
funny as hell. Oh my god. It's great. Sometimes when I'm bored I just read these because they're

2323
02:55:18,660 --> 02:55:26,340
really fucking funny. I can't imagine how this works. But yesterday at market 32 in Clifton

2324
02:55:26,340 --> 02:55:32,420
Park one close to the north way I made eye contact with a with a gorgeous brunette twice.

2325
02:55:32,620 --> 02:55:39,660
Maybe I'm delusional but I felt the pull to you. Okay definitely delusional anyway. I was

2326
02:55:39,660 --> 02:55:45,540
the bearded lumberjack guy and you looked entirely too normal for me to ever look here. Hey I guess

2327
02:55:45,540 --> 02:55:56,740
I'm just tossing this into the universe. That is the weirdest fucking shit I have ever heard in my entire life.

2328
02:55:57,140 --> 02:56:04,460
And the fact that there are so many people doing this makes me lose faith in humanity on a scale

2329
02:56:04,460 --> 02:56:13,980
that I'd rather not like to believe. Oh my god. So fucking what the fuck. We are the downfall.

2330
02:56:13,980 --> 02:56:21,580
This is bad. Guys this is bad. We should. This should be an emergency episode because of this.

2331
02:56:21,580 --> 02:56:30,020
This is a problem that this exists. Who the fuck thinks that this. Oh my god. I can't believe you guys

2332
02:56:30,020 --> 02:56:36,700
haven't heard of this before. I hate it so much. Yeah no I have. I think the Aliback just hasn't.

2333
02:56:36,900 --> 02:56:42,220
Guys I have been doing like a total fucking social media purge and it has been so nice. This isn't social media.

2334
02:56:42,220 --> 02:56:49,660
This is weird. I was doing weirdo shit. That's right. It though right. No it's fucking Craigslist. It's Craig's list.

2335
02:56:50,340 --> 02:56:57,940
Oh my god. That's even worse. So funny. That's even worse. More and some more natural aroma.

2336
02:56:58,540 --> 02:57:05,620
Latin man here that's into the natural aroma of a man who loved the Senate and would love to inhale it.

2337
02:57:05,620 --> 02:57:25,180
Hit me up if you let me inhale you. I thought I saw a tall trans girl six foot four trans girl the cashier in the

2338
02:57:25,180 --> 02:57:46,660
coffee shop in Bristol would love to experience you. God so many guys are just so fucking creepy. It's just like why.

2339
02:57:47,340 --> 02:57:55,140
Why are you posting this. If there is a chick that's on here they're going to read this and see it as a huge

2340
02:57:55,140 --> 02:58:04,820
red flag. Is this you orthodox virgin priest seeking for you. No. Oh my god. Any board woman want to meet and talk.

2341
02:58:05,260 --> 02:58:11,860
I like to go for long walks and hikes local only are able to come to me. I don't smoke or drink. I don't have any

2342
02:58:11,860 --> 02:58:21,620
tattoos Leviticus 1928. I still struggle with with lustful thoughts and behavior as being sinful. It's just made me

2343
02:58:21,620 --> 02:58:28,940
extremely depressed about my whole situation. I have never had nor wanted a social media account and I have no

2344
02:58:28,940 --> 02:58:37,060
other way to meet a woman. I'm a Caucasian male in my forties with long hair and a long beard to Emily like Christ

2345
02:58:37,460 --> 02:58:45,420
who was a not sure who was a what was a not Zerene Nazarene Nazarene. What does that mean. It means he's from

2346
02:58:45,420 --> 02:58:53,460
Lazarus. I'm in great shape on orthodox priests who took a sabbatical to help care for dying family members. I'm

2347
02:58:53,460 --> 02:58:59,820
now rethinking life again. This is way too well. Have my life is over. Life goes by fast. I'm looking for a

2348
02:58:59,820 --> 02:59:12,220
woman around my age who is widowed and disease free. My that man is going to be your location and age with two

2349
02:59:12,220 --> 02:59:21,500
pictures and a telephone. What is he's going to die alone? I'm not looking for emails. I'm not looking for

2350
02:59:21,500 --> 02:59:28,020
emails for men pretending to be women. I have never been with a man or want to be with one. I am only attracted

2351
02:59:28,020 --> 02:59:35,340
to adult women. Please tell me your stupid questions, comments or advice. I'm but a mortal man who has the

2352
02:59:35,340 --> 02:59:44,460
freedom to do what I want. Are you going to email him at the world and helps many? We should email him.

2353
02:59:45,540 --> 02:59:55,260
No, no, that man sounds like he's been through it to be speaking that delusionally. Just fucking let him do

2354
02:59:55,260 --> 03:00:06,140
this thing. He doesn't need us. No, so my hot ugly bearded man seeking Buffalo chicken dip maker for the night. I

2355
03:00:06,140 --> 03:00:12,660
need to fucking I need to take a piss. I can't be done. This is gone.

2356
03:00:14,940 --> 03:00:15,700
Buffalo chicken.

2357
03:00:17,420 --> 03:00:18,660
I'll read stuff for you.

2358
03:00:18,660 --> 03:00:23,340
This is Buffalo chicken.

2359
03:00:26,380 --> 03:00:36,340
OK, this is fucking great. This is Boston. No, I clicked into Albany, but it has like near near Albany,

2360
03:00:36,340 --> 03:00:45,700
right? Retired couple. This one might be good. I'm looking for a retired couple that wants to help with

2361
03:00:45,700 --> 03:00:51,260
nighttime adventures. Let's get together and have a drink and enjoy some time together.

2362
03:00:55,660 --> 03:00:58,740
Oh my God, this is great. I love this.

2363
03:01:00,620 --> 03:01:05,860
So do people post this and actually think that actually that women are going to go on Craigslist mix?

2364
03:01:05,860 --> 03:01:18,900
They actually think that's going to happen. What the fuck? Cumbies blonde lady with gorgeous legs. You are a

2365
03:01:18,900 --> 03:01:26,220
blonde lady in front of me at Cumberland Farms last night. Wednesday. You are far more beautiful than you

2366
03:01:26,220 --> 03:01:33,060
realize. And I love your zest. Let me take you out for drinks sometimes and it'll be a hoot. You told me your mom

2367
03:01:33,060 --> 03:01:41,820
recently passed away and I'm sorry to hear that. To make sure it's you. Tell me how you replied. Long short.

2368
03:01:42,420 --> 03:01:46,660
Make sure it's you. Tell me how your mom passed. Tell me how your mom fucking died.

2369
03:01:46,660 --> 03:02:03,940
How do you scroll down? Is it like the two? Yeah, you use two fingers. Okay, you were in theater group. You were in

2370
03:02:03,940 --> 03:02:09,740
theater group, Philadelphia. We met at the Delhi city center. You mentioned you were looking for new outfits for local

2371
03:02:09,740 --> 03:02:15,540
productions and I said I could help you. You were a lovely CD. I don't know what the fuck that means. Your roommate

2372
03:02:15,540 --> 03:02:22,740
said you had, you left no forward number. I figured I tried to reach you here. You were very nice as well as

2373
03:02:22,740 --> 03:02:37,620
enticing. Oh my God, this is great. Passing through, passing through mail here, looking for relief. We should

2374
03:02:37,620 --> 03:02:45,460
email this guy and be like, I got your relief for you. Bank teller snow falling. Are you drinking

2375
03:02:45,460 --> 03:02:54,220
this? I was nursing and I don't really want to. Missed opportunity at the tractor supply. The

2376
03:02:54,220 --> 03:03:00,420
truck. You were an older gentleman from out of the area. We chatted at the checkout. Wish we had more

2377
03:03:00,420 --> 03:03:16,700
time. You were totally my type. Winky face. It's just so sad. Snow falling. Wow. I wish I had somebody to

2378
03:03:16,700 --> 03:03:23,300
talk to who would enjoy the lovely snite of snowflakes falling. It's very pretty. I'm very lonely.

2379
03:03:23,300 --> 03:03:35,700
We got to make some fake like Craig was post just like I said, we should set up a autism dating site.

2380
03:03:35,700 --> 03:03:46,900
A profile black woman in Jamaica. I'm a white guy who had a few minutes of conversation in Jamaica.

2381
03:03:46,900 --> 03:03:52,420
I told how much I like you and how much I like black women and you told me how much you like white

2382
03:03:52,420 --> 03:03:59,020
guys seems like a match made in heaven. Hello. Well, we were going to go and set up a meeting and

2383
03:03:59,020 --> 03:04:04,180
go to a restaurant and a movie and then just walk around talking. I'm a guy in my early sixties and

2384
03:04:04,180 --> 03:04:08,540
never ask you your age, but I think you're in your early fifties. I lost your cell number and hope

2385
03:04:08,540 --> 03:04:16,380
that I could get in touch with you and if not someone who fits description, let's talk, but if

2386
03:04:16,380 --> 03:04:25,580
you're not available, any other Jamaican black woman will do. Oh my God. We shared your umbrella

2387
03:04:25,580 --> 03:04:36,900
last night. You have my vape. No, I don't believe so. You were adorable and helpful. Even the

2388
03:04:36,900 --> 03:04:45,100
umbrella barely worked. Let's go out sometime. What the fuck is that? Uh, pet smart. Yeah, I

2389
03:04:45,100 --> 03:04:51,660
know. I don't think I have it. Pet smart on washington ave petite pretty girl in blue and

2390
03:04:51,660 --> 03:04:57,980
green hoodie. I was behind you in pet smart. Tall guy with a gray camo jacket. I was hoping

2391
03:04:57,980 --> 03:05:05,540
you would wait for me. Long shot, but I know you'll never know. Why are we getting so many

2392
03:05:05,540 --> 03:05:13,900
folks? You're an older woman. You're an older woman. I'm a mid thirties fit male in need of a

2393
03:05:13,900 --> 03:05:22,980
woman to please tonight have to please myself on a rare occasion. I'm really back. I'm really

2394
03:05:22,980 --> 03:05:27,940
backed up. Does that mean he has a shift? No, I mean that he's fucking like he wants to fucking

2395
03:05:27,940 --> 03:05:33,340
jerk off all the time or something. Yeah, that means he's backed up from not having an orgasm.

2396
03:05:33,340 --> 03:05:38,260
He's backed up on come. Yeah, yeah, he's back. He's come. He's come. We should answer him.

2397
03:05:38,260 --> 03:05:50,140
I'm looking to meet a transgender woman with the have to talk to and maybe start. I don't know.

2398
03:05:50,140 --> 03:05:56,900
Why would they flag this? So please respond as soon as you get late. They're looking for

2399
03:05:56,900 --> 03:06:05,260
someone with HIV. Yeah. Nike shoe size. I don't know much more. I can really, I can really,

2400
03:06:05,260 --> 03:06:10,980
I can literally beg to take care of your feet that fits inside of them. Again, been a while

2401
03:06:10,980 --> 03:06:19,340
now hoping to. You're a good man. What the fuck? This shit's nuts. That's the yes. Yeah.

2402
03:06:19,340 --> 03:06:29,740
It was the have one pipe worker, pipe worker pipes. I'm an experienced pipe cleaner. Clean out your

2403
03:06:29,740 --> 03:06:36,300
pipes and leave no mess. I'll be free to clean your pipe Friday. It's three a.m. Hey guys,

2404
03:06:36,300 --> 03:06:41,620
if you're on this, you might want to just like try, I don't know, going outside,

2405
03:06:41,620 --> 03:06:48,260
talking to people. It sounds like you haven't been outside in a very long time. Touch grass.

2406
03:06:48,260 --> 03:06:53,660
So mission and freestyle grappling. Anybody up for some wrestling? I used to do it back in high

2407
03:06:53,660 --> 03:07:00,580
school. I need to get back in shape. What the fuck that guy is going to kill whoever fucking

2408
03:07:00,580 --> 03:07:11,220
messages. Yeah, Tyler, why don't you come out a wrestling retirement? That'll be your, that'll

2409
03:07:11,220 --> 03:07:16,220
be your segment next episode. So yeah, I went over there. He came at me with a bone saw.

2410
03:07:16,220 --> 03:07:24,500
It was at that point I alerted the authorities looking for a female friend to hang out. I'm

2411
03:07:24,500 --> 03:07:34,300
male 35. I look like I'm 30 though. We can just do cool things together. Is this just like the,

2412
03:07:34,300 --> 03:07:41,500
I hope the FBI is just watching who's talking on here looking to reconnect with you. My favorite

2413
03:07:41,500 --> 03:07:48,700
was the fucking Buffalo chicken. Looking to reconnect with you. We met at Chick-fil-A and

2414
03:07:48,700 --> 03:07:53,900
later found each other on here on Craigslist. We talked for a few days, but you're going through

2415
03:07:53,900 --> 03:07:58,900
some tough times and I was unable to help you. I remember you came to Pennsylvania from Northern

2416
03:07:58,900 --> 03:08:03,980
Virginia. You stayed. Your numbers started with a seven Oh three and ended with six, seven, two,

2417
03:08:03,980 --> 03:08:11,140
zero, but you changed it years back. What the fuck? You just fucking dock somebody. I think we just

2418
03:08:11,140 --> 03:08:16,420
docked. No, no, they put it on Craigslist. They put it for the whole internet to see

2419
03:08:17,460 --> 03:08:22,820
you don't have to edit that out. That shit on fucking Craigslist. You that's their own fucking

2420
03:08:22,820 --> 03:08:31,520
problem. You can own me. Oh my God, the degeneracy of this society is getting on

2421
03:08:31,540 --> 03:08:36,820
barra ball for the listeners. I'm sitting in Tyler seat. Yeah, this is a no fucking

2422
03:08:36,820 --> 03:08:46,140
weird experiencing a coming of Christ. If you don't believe in God, you're fucking wrong.

2423
03:08:47,340 --> 03:08:52,740
Do you feel like that Trump hat on your head is just getting heavier? Yeah, just it carries

2424
03:08:52,740 --> 03:08:58,420
more weight to you. It's really fucking like I feel like I really believe in the power of

2425
03:08:58,420 --> 03:09:03,860
Jesus now that I'm sitting Tyler seat. I have a Trump. You just want fucking conservatism,

2426
03:09:03,860 --> 03:09:10,740
man. I feel God's love coming over me. He's just coming on me and whoever doesn't accept

2427
03:09:10,740 --> 03:09:19,380
it to hell with them to fucking hell with them. They didn't accept it purgatory for you

2428
03:09:19,380 --> 03:09:24,660
thousands of years of torture. You were a good person. Sure, this is how you didn't believe

2429
03:09:24,660 --> 03:09:37,140
welcome to purgatory. Hope you escape. Just sit in this seat all the way over here and fucking

2430
03:09:37,140 --> 03:09:49,460
criticize the host. It's always criticize, criticize, criticize. I'm sick of it. So we

2431
03:09:49,460 --> 03:09:56,020
got someone from Salem. You can own me. I'm looking for a female who wants her ass worshiped.

2432
03:09:56,020 --> 03:10:02,660
Yeah, I will sniff it whenever you want. I love if you were wearing leggings. I'm open to other ass

2433
03:10:02,660 --> 03:10:09,140
worshiping ideas. Let me know. Hey buddy, guess what? You are never going to penetrate a woman

2434
03:10:09,140 --> 03:10:14,180
for the rest of your life. If that is the mindset that you have ever been in at any point in your

2435
03:10:14,180 --> 03:10:19,300
life that you thought that that was something that you could post just out there on the internet

2436
03:10:19,300 --> 03:10:26,900
attached to your name and you did it. We guys think of worship. I think that it is probably,

2437
03:10:26,900 --> 03:10:33,860
I just don't understand the worship. Yeah. Why am I war shipping? Well, maybe why am I bringing

2438
03:10:34,420 --> 03:10:44,340
religion a sacred thing into the bedroom with whence sin is commenced? How dare you Casey? Maybe

2439
03:10:44,340 --> 03:10:51,300
you just liked that ass that much. How dare you? That is sinful. Shame on you. Maybe it's just a

2440
03:10:52,180 --> 03:11:02,740
really nice ass shame. I'm looking for a couple. I'm looking for a couple that might like to have

2441
03:11:02,740 --> 03:11:07,140
a straight man be included in their quote unquote family life.

2442
03:11:07,140 --> 03:11:18,980
Oh my God. Just when I thought it couldn't be any worse is he just left it at that. He just left it

2443
03:11:18,980 --> 03:11:28,420
at that. Can I give her a hand who responds to that? Like seriously, what is the best case

2444
03:11:28,420 --> 03:11:34,980
scenario for whoever's like, Oh yeah, they're looking a family dynamic. No, we should just

2445
03:11:34,980 --> 03:11:40,660
look it up and be like, bro. Yeah, bro. Meet me at the low is that 20 ball.

2446
03:11:42,340 --> 03:11:47,460
All right, Casey, you respond and me and Tyler will just be in a vehicle that follows you.

2447
03:11:47,460 --> 03:11:54,500
You'll always be safe. We'll have you mic'd up with a camera. You'll get introduced to their

2448
03:11:54,500 --> 03:11:59,540
family dynamic. If you ever get creeped out, me and Tyler come in, we need to have Dan do it and

2449
03:11:59,540 --> 03:12:06,900
do it in the Don Juan voice. I've made a fake Tinder one time. I was just badged the doors down.

2450
03:12:06,900 --> 03:12:12,420
We'll catch a predator. It'll be like Chris Hansen on crack. What's your guys name? We're the

2451
03:12:12,420 --> 03:12:20,500
untitled podcast. You got anything you want to say punk? Yeah, you can tell it to the judge.

2452
03:12:20,500 --> 03:12:26,820
Casey call nine one one. Why don't you take a seat? Let's take a seat here before my buddy

2453
03:12:26,820 --> 03:12:32,340
Tyler here bashes your skull in every here. Have a curb stop. Have you ever seen somebody cut in

2454
03:12:32,340 --> 03:12:40,180
half the long way? Yeah, yeah, we have. All right, sit down, buddy. Can I give her a hand?

2455
03:12:41,140 --> 03:12:48,820
I'm an older guy and I'm ready, willing and able to lend a hand literally to a lady that might be

2456
03:12:48,820 --> 03:12:57,700
a local college. I made this fake Tinder back when back when we started the podcast and I

2457
03:12:58,420 --> 03:13:02,180
talked to this guy and I was like, yeah, you want to fuck maybe a 400 central.

2458
03:13:05,140 --> 03:13:13,540
Oh my God. Can you imagine being just imagine being like an 18 year old female being like,

2459
03:13:13,540 --> 03:13:21,300
yep, I'm going to go for a hookup at 400 central. This is a good idea. Oh, I'm in the elevator with

2460
03:13:21,300 --> 03:13:29,300
15 people. No, this was a dude. Oh, okay. Black woman on 34th street and eighth avenue,

2461
03:13:29,300 --> 03:13:34,020
midtown west. I'm a white guy that you talked to near Madison square garden yesterday after the

2462
03:13:34,020 --> 03:13:40,820
Rangers game. You wait for your number and I accidentally erased it on my phone. Stupid me.

2463
03:13:40,820 --> 03:13:50,260
Lol. Not good, but I will give you a shot. Wow. I'll give you a shot. You deleted her number.

2464
03:13:50,260 --> 03:13:58,020
I'm a white guy. I'm 60 years old and five, six, about 165 pounds with blonde hair and blue eyes.

2465
03:13:58,980 --> 03:14:04,740
You would say, I'd say you're in your upper forties. Not too sure. You said you'd tell me

2466
03:14:04,740 --> 03:14:09,700
on our first date. You asked me if you ever dated him. If I ever dated a black woman before,

2467
03:14:09,700 --> 03:14:14,740
I told you I had, and you were happy with that. Hope to hear from someone or someone who fits

2468
03:14:14,740 --> 03:14:22,100
your description soon. Contact me. What the fuck, man? Oh my God. There's only a couple.

2469
03:14:22,100 --> 03:14:29,140
How do you blow it that hard? Oh, you gave me your number. Oh wow. Phone died. Oh, better post on

2470
03:14:29,140 --> 03:14:35,460
fucking Craig's list, I guess. We met at a downstairs bar and you're wearing a blue sports

2471
03:14:35,460 --> 03:14:42,180
jacket and I'm a bodybuilder. Oh my God. What type of fucking fan fiction are people writing?

2472
03:14:42,180 --> 03:14:45,780
I bet you're half the people are fucking just- Wearing a black t-shirt with black gym pants.

2473
03:14:45,780 --> 03:14:49,780
Half this shit never happened. I don't think anybody ever fucking did this.

2474
03:14:50,420 --> 03:14:53,860
I think this is written by a bunch of World of Warcraft players. You asked me how much I can bench.

2475
03:14:53,860 --> 03:14:56,980
I don't know. I'm taking that Buffalo Chicken Pringles guy pretty seriously.

2476
03:14:57,860 --> 03:15:01,060
I think that this is written by World of Warcraft players. What did that post say again?

2477
03:15:01,060 --> 03:15:05,300
What did the post say about the chicken pringles? You were a gorgeous,

2478
03:15:05,300 --> 03:15:06,980
thin- It was under Albany, wasn't it?

2479
03:15:06,980 --> 03:15:14,180
Was it under Albany? You were a gorgeous, thin blonde with a nice ass and I was this bodybuilder.

2480
03:15:15,220 --> 03:15:21,540
I locked eyes with you in the market 32 and I just felt we had a connection.

2481
03:15:21,540 --> 03:15:25,060
Yeah, dude. You had the fucking- I was just hoping maybe

2482
03:15:25,060 --> 03:15:31,700
you were on here. You see, if you played that back, you might as well have thought I was reading one.

2483
03:15:31,700 --> 03:15:36,260
It reads the same fucking way. You were some fucking white chick with some fucking great-

2484
03:15:36,260 --> 03:15:41,460
Buffalo chicken- Ass that don't quit, dude. Don Juan wants you to fucking lick some

2485
03:15:41,460 --> 03:15:48,260
Buffalo Chicken Pringles off his ass, dude. Buffalo chicken. Semi-hot ugly bearded man.

2486
03:15:48,260 --> 03:15:54,500
I saw you in the- Buffalo chicken dip maker for the night.

2487
03:15:55,300 --> 03:15:58,020
What the fuck does that mean? I saw you in the-

2488
03:15:58,020 --> 03:16:02,180
Buffalo chicken Pringles. I saw you in the Annie Anne's line.

2489
03:16:02,180 --> 03:16:11,700
You looked like Zendaya and I looked like- I looked like that guy from 13 cameras.

2490
03:16:11,700 --> 03:16:16,180
I looked like that guy Leonardo DiCaprio and he was very young and handsome.

2491
03:16:16,180 --> 03:16:21,860
You ordered a pretzel with caramel on it and I got the large pretzel nuggets,

2492
03:16:23,060 --> 03:16:27,220
but I changed my order when I wanted to get the pepperoni at first.

2493
03:16:27,220 --> 03:16:30,500
Ali Macker, you can't believe you've never heard of Miss Connections.

2494
03:16:30,500 --> 03:16:33,780
Yeah, this is fucking retarded. 57 year old man.

2495
03:16:33,780 --> 03:16:37,700
I feel like I could author like 50 of these to top a rip.

2496
03:16:37,700 --> 03:16:41,620
I'm looking for another middle-aged man and that's the only thing in the post.

2497
03:16:41,620 --> 03:16:45,780
I was walking into Trader Joe's and then I decided,

2498
03:16:47,060 --> 03:16:51,460
I'd rather be a target. And then I saw you pushing a shopping cart.

2499
03:16:51,460 --> 03:16:53,540
You had blonde hair. Please reach out.

2500
03:16:55,940 --> 03:17:00,100
My beautiful Cali Redhead. Happy birthday. 71.

2501
03:17:00,100 --> 03:17:02,980
Wow, I can't believe it. You're still beautiful.

2502
03:17:02,980 --> 03:17:06,260
You have a big piece of my heart. I think of you sometimes.

2503
03:17:06,260 --> 03:17:09,780
71? Okay, that's probably written by a really

2504
03:17:09,780 --> 03:17:13,140
wholesome old man. I can't even knock that one.

2505
03:17:13,140 --> 03:17:18,740
Did you see those TikTok videos where there's like the fucking 70 year old woman

2506
03:17:18,740 --> 03:17:21,540
and the black guy, like the younger black guy that's with her?

2507
03:17:22,420 --> 03:17:23,220
No.

2508
03:17:23,220 --> 03:17:23,720
No?

2509
03:17:24,820 --> 03:17:30,820
My lady friend. I'm missing my lady friend I used to hang out with me when I was at my place.

2510
03:17:31,460 --> 03:17:34,820
We used to have fun getting to know each other and watching TV.

2511
03:17:34,820 --> 03:17:37,300
You're chill, easygoing, love to smile.

2512
03:17:37,300 --> 03:17:43,300
I'm a chubby black guy who's just an easygoing guy who loves making you smile.

2513
03:17:44,500 --> 03:17:47,220
And those tits were fantastic, let me say.

2514
03:17:48,980 --> 03:17:50,340
So texture.

2515
03:17:50,340 --> 03:17:54,020
Wait, you're saying it was a young dude going with an old chick?

2516
03:17:54,900 --> 03:18:01,380
Yeah, there's this 70 year old white chick that looks like she smokes like 10 packs a day.

2517
03:18:02,340 --> 03:18:07,140
And there's this younger guy that's dating her and it's a controversial thing.

2518
03:18:07,140 --> 03:18:08,820
On Twitter. You ever seen that?

2519
03:18:08,820 --> 03:18:09,380
Boy, no.

2520
03:18:10,740 --> 03:18:11,300
It's weird.

2521
03:18:11,300 --> 03:18:12,820
Whatever, I mean it's legal.

2522
03:18:14,980 --> 03:18:18,900
It's talking stupid, but I mean they can do it if they want to, whatever.

2523
03:18:18,900 --> 03:18:20,260
You came into my store.

2524
03:18:20,260 --> 03:18:21,060
God bless me.

2525
03:18:21,060 --> 03:18:21,700
Who cares?

2526
03:18:21,700 --> 03:18:23,860
You came into my store and we talked for a bit.

2527
03:18:24,420 --> 03:18:25,300
Never got your name.

2528
03:18:25,940 --> 03:18:27,540
I'm well known in the area.

2529
03:18:28,420 --> 03:18:31,780
We talked about music and you hated you.

2530
03:18:31,780 --> 03:18:32,660
You hated you?

2531
03:18:33,540 --> 03:18:34,660
Yeah, you hated you.

2532
03:18:34,660 --> 03:18:37,700
You dyed your hair that crazy color.

2533
03:18:37,700 --> 03:18:39,140
Nothing else.

2534
03:18:39,140 --> 03:18:41,460
You hated yourself.

2535
03:18:41,460 --> 03:18:42,980
Come talk to me.

2536
03:18:42,980 --> 03:18:44,100
Hey, bitch.

2537
03:18:44,100 --> 03:18:44,900
I saw you.

2538
03:18:44,900 --> 03:18:45,540
You look sad.

2539
03:18:47,380 --> 03:18:48,100
I saw you.

2540
03:18:48,100 --> 03:18:50,420
You looked like you wanted to fucking off yourself.

2541
03:18:50,980 --> 03:18:52,980
And sometimes I think the same thing.

2542
03:18:52,980 --> 03:18:53,860
Hit me up.

2543
03:18:53,860 --> 03:18:56,260
I saw you at market 32 two weeks ago.

2544
03:18:57,380 --> 03:18:58,980
There's only, I think, three more.

2545
03:18:58,980 --> 03:18:59,860
What the fuck?

2546
03:18:59,860 --> 03:19:03,220
I saw you at the corner of 2nd Street and Justice Hall.

2547
03:19:03,220 --> 03:19:04,340
Damn it.

2548
03:19:04,340 --> 03:19:05,220
I see you a lot.

2549
03:19:05,220 --> 03:19:06,820
You had a Glock in your hand.

2550
03:19:08,580 --> 03:19:10,020
You told me if I come near you.

2551
03:19:10,020 --> 03:19:13,620
The way you struck that other man down inspired me.

2552
03:19:14,260 --> 03:19:16,260
Please hit my digits, my god.

2553
03:19:16,260 --> 03:19:18,500
I think after I read these next three.

2554
03:19:18,500 --> 03:19:20,820
Dan's like, I have to come to the podcast next time.

2555
03:19:20,820 --> 03:19:22,340
You guys are going off the rails.

2556
03:19:24,100 --> 03:19:24,820
I see you a lot.

2557
03:19:24,820 --> 03:19:25,940
You're damn right we are.

2558
03:19:25,940 --> 03:19:26,900
You're beautiful.

2559
03:19:26,900 --> 03:19:28,340
I know your story.

2560
03:19:29,860 --> 03:19:30,740
I'd like to have coffee with you.

2561
03:19:30,740 --> 03:19:33,220
Pump the fucking brakes, buddy.

2562
03:19:33,220 --> 03:19:34,660
We can see how it goes.

2563
03:19:34,660 --> 03:19:36,900
You're amazing and independent, lady.

2564
03:19:36,900 --> 03:19:38,980
I hope your days are filled with smiles.

2565
03:19:42,420 --> 03:19:43,460
That was in Jersey.

2566
03:19:44,340 --> 03:19:46,180
Yeah, no kidding.

2567
03:19:46,180 --> 03:19:48,420
Who are you, Tyler, to hate on these people's dreams?

2568
03:19:50,180 --> 03:19:52,020
Dude, these people are going on fucking crankless

2569
03:19:52,020 --> 03:19:54,500
to try to reconnect with fucking other weirdos.

2570
03:19:56,260 --> 03:19:56,900
It's never.

2571
03:19:56,900 --> 03:19:58,980
I don't think that if I had to guess,

2572
03:19:58,980 --> 03:20:02,580
there's probably been maybe three scenarios in history

2573
03:20:02,580 --> 03:20:04,180
where this has worked out for people.

2574
03:20:04,180 --> 03:20:05,140
What the fuck?

2575
03:20:05,140 --> 03:20:06,580
This doesn't even make sense.

2576
03:20:06,580 --> 03:20:08,180
Driver, Queens, New York.

2577
03:20:08,820 --> 03:20:11,300
Miss Connected with the drive.

2578
03:20:11,300 --> 03:20:12,820
You pass my area.

2579
03:20:12,820 --> 03:20:14,100
The glove up.

2580
03:20:14,100 --> 03:20:15,460
Finish the training.

2581
03:20:15,460 --> 03:20:16,260
M4M.

2582
03:20:19,940 --> 03:20:22,500
That seems like a Bob and Gainey type person.

2583
03:20:22,500 --> 03:20:24,100
It seems like an AI wrote it.

2584
03:20:24,100 --> 03:20:28,100
I'm not sure.

2585
03:20:28,100 --> 03:20:29,460
New Part Brewing Co.

2586
03:20:30,180 --> 03:20:31,060
You had a dog.

2587
03:20:31,700 --> 03:20:34,660
I was putting the Motown songs up the radio.

2588
03:20:34,660 --> 03:20:38,420
I thought you were slash are exceptionally beautiful.

2589
03:20:38,420 --> 03:20:39,620
I'd love to get to know you.

2590
03:20:40,340 --> 03:20:40,840
Bye.

2591
03:20:43,620 --> 03:20:44,580
You never know, Tyler.

2592
03:20:45,140 --> 03:20:48,020
You met your about your wife on Tinder, didn't you?

2593
03:20:48,020 --> 03:20:48,500
Yes.

2594
03:20:48,500 --> 03:20:49,220
Maybe that's.

2595
03:20:49,220 --> 03:20:50,340
Oh, there's a couple more.

2596
03:20:50,340 --> 03:20:50,900
I was wrong.

2597
03:20:50,900 --> 03:20:51,940
Yeah, that's great, Casey.

2598
03:20:51,940 --> 03:20:52,500
Anyways.

2599
03:20:54,580 --> 03:20:56,180
I didn't meet them on Greg's list.

2600
03:20:56,180 --> 03:20:57,860
I mean, I met her on fucking.

2601
03:20:57,860 --> 03:21:00,420
Yeah, but that was like a kind of a Miss Connection, right?

2602
03:21:00,420 --> 03:21:00,980
No.

2603
03:21:00,980 --> 03:21:03,700
No, not a Miss Connection, but that was like an online.

2604
03:21:03,700 --> 03:21:05,220
That's a totally different thing.

2605
03:21:06,180 --> 03:21:06,820
I agree.

2606
03:21:06,820 --> 03:21:08,420
I think that is totally.

2607
03:21:10,100 --> 03:21:13,220
When it's online, you're both walking into a blind.

2608
03:21:13,220 --> 03:21:16,980
You're not like, hey, I'm a 20 year old man.

2609
03:21:16,980 --> 03:21:18,980
I'm a 20 year old man.

2610
03:21:18,980 --> 03:21:28,260
I walked into Starbucks and caught you out of my peripheral vision, and I think you might have glimpsed me out of yours, too.

2611
03:21:29,060 --> 03:21:30,180
Hello, Wednesday.

2612
03:21:30,180 --> 03:21:31,940
I fully agree with you.

2613
03:21:31,940 --> 03:21:34,500
You were epic and pretty.

2614
03:21:34,500 --> 03:21:35,620
Let's do it again.

2615
03:21:35,620 --> 03:21:37,060
I'm looking forward for hearing you.

2616
03:21:37,620 --> 03:21:40,100
Others really don't need to apply or reply.

2617
03:21:40,100 --> 03:21:40,600
Thank you.

2618
03:21:42,900 --> 03:21:43,780
What the fuck?

2619
03:21:45,140 --> 03:21:45,640
Fishing.

2620
03:21:45,640 --> 03:21:49,000
What's this one going to be?

2621
03:21:49,000 --> 03:21:49,960
Sixty seven.

2622
03:21:49,960 --> 03:21:51,320
Looking forward to fishing.

2623
03:21:51,960 --> 03:21:54,440
Looking for a few decent poles to fish with.

2624
03:21:54,440 --> 03:21:55,400
If you know what I mean.

2625
03:21:55,960 --> 03:21:58,440
Hit me up if you're willing to relax and release.

2626
03:22:00,840 --> 03:22:03,160
Handy man, I came to your house.

2627
03:22:03,160 --> 03:22:03,960
Oh, my God.

2628
03:22:05,000 --> 03:22:06,040
Oh, my God.

2629
03:22:07,320 --> 03:22:08,280
What the fuck?

2630
03:22:09,560 --> 03:22:10,600
Make it stop.

2631
03:22:11,800 --> 03:22:14,200
I came to your house to fix a few things.

2632
03:22:14,200 --> 03:22:16,440
I came to your house to fix a few things.

2633
03:22:16,440 --> 03:22:17,560
That's not me repeating it.

2634
03:22:17,560 --> 03:22:18,840
That was repeated twice.

2635
03:22:19,800 --> 03:22:21,000
I'm a handyman.

2636
03:22:21,000 --> 03:22:24,040
And you had me come over and fix a few things at home.

2637
03:22:24,040 --> 03:22:26,200
I fixed the several stuck windows.

2638
03:22:26,200 --> 03:22:28,600
I fixed the broken light at your front door.

2639
03:22:28,600 --> 03:22:33,160
I was working on the garbage disposal when I noticed you watching me from the other room.

2640
03:22:33,160 --> 03:22:35,000
I noticed you were pleasuring yourself.

2641
03:22:36,440 --> 03:22:40,040
You're pretty short, beautiful Asian woman.

2642
03:22:40,040 --> 03:22:43,240
I came out from under the sink and you made your way into the room.

2643
03:22:43,240 --> 03:22:45,800
Oh, what a time we had.

2644
03:22:45,800 --> 03:22:47,400
You know the details.

2645
03:22:47,400 --> 03:22:49,320
Damn, you were good with that body.

2646
03:22:49,960 --> 03:22:52,040
I've been out of town for several months.

2647
03:22:52,040 --> 03:22:52,920
This never happened.

2648
03:22:52,920 --> 03:22:54,040
And now that I'm back.

2649
03:22:54,040 --> 03:22:55,160
This never happened.

2650
03:22:55,160 --> 03:22:57,000
When I come back, you had moved away.

2651
03:22:57,000 --> 03:22:58,440
I hope you're still in the area.

2652
03:22:58,440 --> 03:23:00,680
I'd like to come by and fix some things for you.

2653
03:23:01,240 --> 03:23:04,360
Let me know by responding with your favorite meal.

2654
03:23:04,360 --> 03:23:05,960
I won't respond without it.

2655
03:23:05,960 --> 03:23:06,920
Don't be shy.

2656
03:23:06,920 --> 03:23:09,640
You'll enjoy your time and I'll fix you again.

2657
03:23:09,640 --> 03:23:11,720
This is a deranged man.

2658
03:23:11,720 --> 03:23:18,040
You know, never posting a fan fiction on the internet.

2659
03:23:18,040 --> 03:23:19,400
That never happened.

2660
03:23:19,400 --> 03:23:23,000
You know how a couple of weeks ago we were talking about autism dating.

2661
03:23:24,440 --> 03:23:32,920
Yeah, I think we should make a autism dating profile for Dan and then put it out there

2662
03:23:32,920 --> 03:23:34,360
and see what kind of matches we can.

2663
03:23:35,720 --> 03:23:36,040
All right.

2664
03:23:37,160 --> 03:23:39,320
Trying to reconnect with Rachel.

2665
03:23:39,320 --> 03:23:45,560
I'm trying to locate Rachel, one of the dozens of people named Rachel in Cambridge,

2666
03:23:46,120 --> 03:23:51,400
hung out at Harvard Square, had a small dog, took care of the small dog.

2667
03:23:51,400 --> 03:23:53,800
At one point we share news.

2668
03:23:53,800 --> 03:23:57,480
I am not in Cambridge now, so I can't scout around to find you.

2669
03:23:58,120 --> 03:23:59,800
Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.

2670
03:23:59,800 --> 03:24:01,560
Scout around.

2671
03:24:01,560 --> 03:24:03,560
And what does that include, sir?

2672
03:24:04,200 --> 03:24:06,920
That's going to be what the prosecutor says in the trial.

2673
03:24:06,920 --> 03:24:07,960
What the fuck?

2674
03:24:07,960 --> 03:24:09,000
Oh my God.

2675
03:24:09,000 --> 03:24:09,960
That's like a parent.

2676
03:24:09,960 --> 03:24:11,320
That's like a fucking page long.

2677
03:24:11,320 --> 03:24:13,480
God, we should have done this with Linsky here.

2678
03:24:15,480 --> 03:24:16,520
Oh, let's get it.

2679
03:24:16,520 --> 03:24:19,480
I've been like, wow, this is a lot of my clients.

2680
03:24:19,480 --> 03:24:20,280
Damn.

2681
03:24:20,280 --> 03:24:22,520
Why am I a criminal defense lawyer?

2682
03:24:22,520 --> 03:24:25,000
To bang local babes.com.

2683
03:24:27,640 --> 03:24:30,520
Ghost metallic slipknot system of the down.

2684
03:24:30,520 --> 03:24:35,080
Alison change, bad brains, mega death, turnstile missing since first vine.

2685
03:24:35,080 --> 03:24:36,760
She loved me so much.

2686
03:24:36,760 --> 03:24:38,840
I miss her dearly.

2687
03:24:38,840 --> 03:24:39,960
Her name is Baby.

2688
03:24:39,960 --> 03:24:41,880
Please contact me.

2689
03:24:41,880 --> 03:24:44,840
If you've seen her, I'm an enthusiast and new to the community.

2690
03:24:44,840 --> 03:24:48,360
If you have an old metal detector, I'm willing to buy it from you.

2691
03:24:51,080 --> 03:24:56,280
I think what we should do is respond to these fucking Craigslist things and be like, hey,

2692
03:24:56,920 --> 03:24:57,800
it's Jenny.

2693
03:24:58,840 --> 03:25:00,360
I saw you at the grocery store.

2694
03:25:00,360 --> 03:25:02,120
Oh, dude, you have to get together.

2695
03:25:02,120 --> 03:25:03,960
This is you have to read.

2696
03:25:03,960 --> 03:25:04,760
Oh my God.

2697
03:25:04,760 --> 03:25:05,640
This is nuts.

2698
03:25:05,640 --> 03:25:07,000
Yeah, what are the replies on these?

2699
03:25:07,000 --> 03:25:08,760
Is anybody claiming to be the people?

2700
03:25:09,400 --> 03:25:10,360
Oh my God.

2701
03:25:10,360 --> 03:25:11,480
This is insane.

2702
03:25:13,240 --> 03:25:17,240
So we just listed a whole bunch of like shitty bands and then he goes,

2703
03:25:19,000 --> 03:25:21,880
if you have an old detector, I'm willing to buy it from you.

2704
03:25:21,880 --> 03:25:27,400
I found a husky this evening with a vocalist to help our ministries of souls to Christ.

2705
03:25:27,400 --> 03:25:33,240
Our mission is simple, but yet driven to drive the devil back to the pit of hell where he belongs.

2706
03:25:33,240 --> 03:25:36,840
Too long, the devil has attacked the church, the ministry of music.

2707
03:25:36,840 --> 03:25:40,920
We can only offer Christ to you at this time, for we know the necessary

2708
03:25:40,920 --> 03:25:43,000
and vital instrument to our growth.

2709
03:25:43,000 --> 03:25:44,120
Our ministry is at work.

2710
03:25:44,120 --> 03:25:46,040
Jesus, what the fuck is this?

2711
03:25:47,000 --> 03:25:48,200
I'm looking for a drummer.

2712
03:25:48,200 --> 03:25:48,760
What a world.

2713
03:25:49,720 --> 03:25:51,560
Yeah, I'll be your drummer.

2714
03:25:53,000 --> 03:25:53,960
Don't say that.

2715
03:25:53,960 --> 03:25:55,480
Casey will be your drummer.

2716
03:25:56,680 --> 03:25:57,180
Okay.

2717
03:25:57,720 --> 03:26:00,520
So I think that's a good way to end our episode.

2718
03:26:00,520 --> 03:26:01,320
I think we're done.

2719
03:26:01,320 --> 03:26:02,600
I think we're done.

2720
03:26:02,600 --> 03:26:04,680
That was a great episode.

2721
03:26:04,680 --> 03:26:05,240
68.

2722
03:26:05,240 --> 03:26:10,440
Hey, if you like this episode, if you just happen to come in and started listening halfway

2723
03:26:10,440 --> 03:26:12,040
through, just don't, don't go back.

2724
03:26:12,040 --> 03:26:13,560
Don't listen to the first half of it.

2725
03:26:13,560 --> 03:26:16,360
We definitely did not say anything that would get us canceled.

2726
03:26:16,360 --> 03:26:17,240
Just don't do it.

2727
03:26:17,240 --> 03:26:17,720
Yeah.

2728
03:26:17,720 --> 03:26:21,160
I mean, we can't be responsible for our actions.

2729
03:26:21,160 --> 03:26:22,120
Dan's not here.

2730
03:26:22,120 --> 03:26:24,120
So yeah, it was all satirical.

2731
03:26:24,120 --> 03:26:26,920
It all was just hypothetical in Minecraft.

2732
03:26:27,880 --> 03:26:29,080
Stop when it's over.

2733
03:26:29,080 --> 03:26:31,480
Yeah.

2734
03:26:31,480 --> 03:26:39,880
If you like this episode, like us on Facebook and X and YouTube.

2735
03:26:39,880 --> 03:26:46,360
We already have a YouTube and then check us out on my space guys.

2736
03:26:46,360 --> 03:26:48,120
Send us an email.

2737
03:26:48,120 --> 03:26:51,320
Untitled podcast, 70, 30 at gmail.com.

2738
03:26:51,320 --> 03:26:52,520
Send it for real.

2739
03:26:52,520 --> 03:26:53,720
I don't believe you exist.

2740
03:26:53,720 --> 03:26:55,800
I just say my name is Dan.

2741
03:26:55,800 --> 03:27:04,120
Send it for real. I don't believe you exist.

2742
03:27:04,120 --> 03:27:04,920
Optimism.

2743
03:27:04,920 --> 03:27:05,720
That's the way.

2744
03:27:06,600 --> 03:27:10,280
Anyway, thanks for watching episode 68.

2745
03:27:10,280 --> 03:27:11,320
Join us next time.

2746
03:27:11,880 --> 03:27:14,040
Episode 69, baby.

2747
03:27:14,040 --> 03:27:14,680
It's coming up.

2748
03:27:14,680 --> 03:27:18,840
That's 69.

2749
03:27:18,840 --> 03:27:20,440
Everyone's favorite number.

2750
03:27:21,320 --> 03:27:22,200
69.

2751
03:27:23,960 --> 03:27:24,520
All right.

2752
03:27:24,520 --> 03:27:25,800
I'm a sutra.

2753
03:27:25,800 --> 03:27:27,560
And as always, be kind to yourself.

2754
03:27:27,560 --> 03:27:28,680
And each other.

2755
03:27:28,680 --> 03:27:30,200
Fuck off.

2756
03:27:30,200 --> 03:27:30,700
Bye.

2757
03:27:34,200 --> 03:27:36,200
For all we know, robots have souls.

2758
03:27:36,200 --> 03:27:38,040
We just don't know if they do or don't.

2759
03:27:38,040 --> 03:27:38,680
How do you know?

2760
03:27:40,040 --> 03:27:42,680
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2761
03:27:45,720 --> 03:27:48,360
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

2762
03:27:48,360 --> 03:27:49,160
Yeah.

2763
03:27:49,160 --> 03:27:49,660
Fuck no.

2764
03:27:49,660 --> 03:27:52,460
See some real dubby stack, right?

2765
03:27:52,460 --> 03:27:55,500
No, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

2766
03:27:55,500 --> 03:27:56,780
Yes, we are.

2767
03:27:56,780 --> 03:27:59,500
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

2768
03:27:59,500 --> 03:28:02,620
What if we all got the same day, but we didn't get any better?

2769
03:28:02,620 --> 03:28:04,860
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

2770
03:28:04,860 --> 03:28:06,940
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

2771
03:28:06,940 --> 03:28:09,180
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

2772
03:28:10,140 --> 03:28:13,980
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

2773
03:28:13,980 --> 03:28:15,580
Fuck the three races.

2774
03:28:16,860 --> 03:28:17,900
Somewhere in China,

2775
03:28:17,900 --> 03:28:18,620
somewhere in China.

2776
03:28:18,620 --> 03:28:19,660
Alright, in some days,

2777
03:28:20,700 --> 03:28:23,580
there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

2778
03:28:23,580 --> 03:28:24,080
Okay.

2779
03:28:24,080 --> 03:28:24,580
Okay.

2780
03:28:24,580 --> 03:28:25,580
So did they come from our planet?

2781
03:28:25,580 --> 03:28:27,180
They have dread.

2782
03:28:27,180 --> 03:28:28,380
They're super soldiers.

2783
03:28:28,380 --> 03:28:30,220
Then they are extraterrestrials.

2784
03:28:30,220 --> 03:28:31,020
They are aliens.

2785
03:28:31,020 --> 03:28:32,460
They are aliens.

2786
03:28:32,460 --> 03:28:33,660
They are aliens.

2787
03:28:33,660 --> 03:28:35,420
I do not denunciate with them.

2788
03:28:35,420 --> 03:28:36,620
What the fuck am I now?

2789
03:28:36,620 --> 03:28:37,420
I'm not a man.

2790
03:28:37,420 --> 03:28:37,920
I'm a man.

2791
03:28:37,920 --> 03:28:38,420
I'm a man.

2792
03:28:38,420 --> 03:28:52,820
We gotta go to the fucking moon because JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

2793
03:28:52,820 --> 03:28:54,820
He got killed by the CIA.

2794
03:28:55,460 --> 03:28:57,860
JFK was killed by the government.

2795
03:28:57,860 --> 03:29:03,140
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

2796
03:29:03,140 --> 03:29:05,460
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.

2797
03:29:05,460 --> 03:29:06,100
Nothing.

2798
03:29:06,100 --> 03:29:07,220
They're fucking gone.

2799
03:29:07,220 --> 03:29:08,500
I've seen it happen.

2800
03:29:08,500 --> 03:29:12,900
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

2801
03:29:16,900 --> 03:29:21,620
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise,

2802
03:29:21,620 --> 03:29:23,940
and they are going to make them so fucking real.

2803
03:29:23,940 --> 03:29:27,940
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker

2804
03:29:27,940 --> 03:29:30,580
in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

2805
03:29:30,580 --> 03:29:31,380
You can cut it open.

2806
03:29:31,380 --> 03:29:33,780
You're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you,

2807
03:29:33,780 --> 03:29:37,220
their technology takes me about to the solution bottle.

2808
03:29:37,220 --> 03:29:40,180
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord too.

2809
03:29:40,180 --> 03:30:00,820
We're only living in the third dimension.

2810
03:30:10,180 --> 03:30:20,980
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

2811
03:30:20,980 --> 03:30:21,540
Okay?

2812
03:30:21,540 --> 03:30:22,900
I'm not fucking lying.

2813
03:30:22,900 --> 03:30:24,100
It's fucking real.

2814
03:30:24,100 --> 03:30:24,580
Okay?

2815
03:30:24,580 --> 03:30:25,540
Look it up.

2816
03:30:25,540 --> 03:30:26,260
Look it up.

2817
03:30:26,260 --> 03:30:28,580
He says that he was doing this shit.

2818
03:30:28,580 --> 03:30:32,260
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the home.

2819
03:30:32,260 --> 03:30:35,860
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

2820
03:30:35,860 --> 03:30:38,340
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

2821
03:30:38,340 --> 03:30:40,740
George Soros is the fucking devil.

2822
03:30:40,740 --> 03:30:41,460
Okay?

2823
03:30:41,460 --> 03:30:43,620
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.

2824
03:30:43,620 --> 03:30:45,460
George Soros is fucking evil.

2825
03:30:45,460 --> 03:30:47,700
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

2826
03:30:47,700 --> 03:30:49,620
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

2827
03:30:51,060 --> 03:30:51,860
Don't fucking get it.

2828
03:30:51,860 --> 03:30:52,420
Okay?

2829
03:30:52,420 --> 03:30:55,780
Everybody's like, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.

2830
03:30:55,780 --> 03:30:56,820
Fucking Trump, right?

2831
03:30:56,820 --> 03:30:57,380
Fuck Trump.

2832
03:30:58,260 --> 03:31:00,100
He's not the actual fucking leader.

2833
03:31:00,100 --> 03:31:03,220
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

2834
03:31:03,220 --> 03:31:04,260
It's everyone out there.

2835
03:31:04,260 --> 03:31:08,260
Everybody says Trump.

2836
03:31:08,260 --> 03:31:10,260
It's Elon Musk.

2837
03:31:10,260 --> 03:31:12,260
He's so cool.

2838
03:31:12,260 --> 03:31:14,260
The actual government is trying.

2839
03:31:14,260 --> 03:31:20,260
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are fucking all of it.

2840
03:31:20,260 --> 03:31:24,260
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking bill.

2841
03:31:24,260 --> 03:31:38,260
Fucking off.