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What episode?
Episode 66.
That's my lucky number baby!
66, it's gonna be a good episode, it's my lucky number.
Stay tuned for episode 666, my favorite episode.
Dude, Ali and I have to be here for episode 69.
We gotta get to an episode 69.
That's gonna be in like 10 years, and I'm gonna be like a satanic cult that day.
Episode 69 is gonna be in 10 years?
No, episode 666.
Wait, which episode is this?
66 is my lucky number.
Oh, dude, it's coming up.
Oh, that's soon.
Yeah, 69 is in three episodes.
What are we gonna do for that?
We're gonna fucking 69 each other.
Oh my god!
Wow, I think I might skip that episode.
Damn.
Alright, how are you guys feeling today?
You know, we had a little trauma bonding at a diner.
We're getting a late start here.
We're getting a real late start.
I gotta wake up a little bit.
What time is it?
It's almost midnight.
Midnight episode.
11.53.
It's 7 o'clock, 7 p.m. in Honolulu, Hawaii.
We gotta give them a call today.
I think that's a great idea.
I wanted Jeff to be here for this episode,
but by the time we got KC woken up,
it was already like what?
7, 8?
Oh, it was like 9.30.
So I was like, okay.
By the time I got to the restaurant,
it was like what, 10 o'clock?
10.30?
No, it was like 10.30.
Oh, yeah, because what time?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, and we sat there for like an hour.
Yeah, I think Jeff would have been asleep.
Dude.
So I just wanted to start off by saying that
I am ashamed to admit that I spent 101 hours
on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth in the last eight days.
Damn.
How many days of your life is that?
Actually, I gotta calculate that.
What is that?
What do you think you could have done with that time?
Jerked off.
I mean, bro, honestly, the time you spent in that.
Oh, it's 4.20.
4.20 days.
The time you spent on that, I mean,
I probably spent on fucking Instagram and Twitter,
fighting with people.
Yeah, I also like kept it paused
while I was like cooking dinner and stuff too,
so that probably added on hours and stuff.
But like.
That's not that bad.
But yeah, I spent, fantastic game, by the way.
Anybody who's a fan of Final Fantasy VII,
I would highly recommend it.
I want to play it again,
but I don't want to waste another 100 hours
of my life immediately.
Right.
We got Minecraft shit to build.
Yeah, we got Minecraft shit to build.
I'm going to download it on my PS5.
He's going to invite me to the world.
We already have a world set up.
Are we going back to the Stone Ages?
No.
Well, I think we should go into creative mode
after we build a few things and just.
Fuck around?
No, I mean, going back into survival mode
and just try to like play the actual game
and defeat the Ender Dragon.
OK.
That sounds all right.
But still have like the Freddy Castle.
You just can't use the diamond blocks
and there'll be a penalty.
You will be hung by your neck until you are dead.
That'll be the penalty.
Where did you build the hedge mage?
Like in the back of my manor?
Right behind like the back of the tower.
Oh, the tower, not the manor?
Yeah, the tower.
Did you do it in the Shadowlands
or did you do it like behind the Shadowlands?
The Shadowlands.
Underneath the Church of Freddy?
Like the floating Church of Freddy?
Yeah.
Like it's the Shadowlands under there, dude.
It's pitch black there.
I think it is actually in some shadow.
Dude, it's pitch black underneath it.
Like enemies constantly spawn.
I got to build like a wall around it or something.
I get it.
So Sean Hannity is talking about how the DNC
is in panic mode for good reason, right?
Because they realize that Biden is a fuck up.
They got to have a plan, dude.
But I tell you what, I'm hopping on the RFK Junior train now.
Okay, I did.
He's just an independent, he's a libertarian, right?
He's socially kind of both conservative and liberal.
I looked further into it.
He's against illegal immigration.
He's like big on getting like illegal immigrants out of New York City.
Well, that's not going to happen now.
I looked into RFK.
I would like to rescind a couple of my statements out of last week's episode.
You said his dad planned to have...
He did.
I still don't like his dad, but his son, RFK,
I rescind some of the things I said about him.
Well, hold on.
Before we go any further about his dad,
like dude, you got to understand that when he was thinking about
possibly setting up a terrorist attack on American people,
you got to remember that one in 10 people are so stupid.
They have such a low IQ that they can't do anything without being counterproductive.
It's going to be more than that now.
He wanted to take those people out.
It's not just like, it's not the normal people.
I still don't like that the CIA was being used for terrorists
or possibly going to be used for terrorist attacks on American citizens.
I mean, that's part of its job.
You're right.
But it was going to be like mass false flags.
It was going to be like all over the country on the same day.
I mean, yeah.
So it was a bad idea, you know?
We all have bad ideas.
Tyler acts like he's never made a mistake.
Mr. Perfect.
Biden has a lot of bad ideas.
Biden doesn't have any ideas.
I don't even think he has thought.
He doesn't have any ideas left.
He's just an autonomic nervous system.
He's just spouting shit off that.
Like it's like a part of his brain that's just so used to talking.
I just love when we see like videos of Biden from the 70s
and he says like the most outlandish shit.
Like he doesn't want the kids in like black segregated schools.
He's like, well, these animals, dude, they just say whatever needs to be said
at the moment to like just keep the cattle at to just keep them happy.
Did you hear what he said about abortion when he was running with Obama?
He goes, we will never ever in our entire lives be OK with abortion happening.
Oh shit. What the fuck was that?
Is there a dude looking at us with a flashlight?
What the fuck was that? I saw that.
Yeah, dude. What the fuck was that?
All right. Go check it out.
Jesus. That was definitely a flashlight.
Yeah, that was a flashlight.
All right. We're back. I was not.
It was not a criminal. It was someone looking for their cat.
What are we talking about? Oh, RFK. Yeah, I think so.
Yeah. We're going to hop on the RFK train with me and vote this year.
Man, you know, dude, I think I think a vote for RFK is just going to be.
It's just going to take votes away from somebody.
It's just going to help Biden.
It's going to help Biden, I think.
It could help Trump.
Man, it's hard to say.
It helps Trump because most of the people that vote for him are Democrats,
but like don't like Biden like me.
So what what was it about that that video you saw that?
Oh, did you watch it? Yeah.
I don't know. It's just like you like just spit like nine minutes of straight facts.
He's like, this is how America is today.
It's fucked up and like other politicians try to like sugarcoat it and say like,
how good we have things.
But he's like, oh, this is this country is fucked up and we screwed over our
young people with trillions of dollars and we expect them to like turn it
around somehow right.
And it just like I mean, these facts, dude, it is the truth.
But the other truth is that America is a pyramid scheme.
Yeah. And it's a capitalism is a pyramid scheme.
It's a pyramid scheme that that takes money from W-2 employees and just funnels
it to the top of the pyramid, which is military contractors.
So because nobody in their right mind thought that taxing like if I go to Tyler
Lee and I trade him a dozen eggs for a cup of sugar and those my eggs were
worth, say, ten dollars that I gave him and that cup of sugar was worth a dollar.
So that's a nine dollar transaction.
And I'm giving you the eggs.
So Tyler's making out in the deal.
Right. I'm losing money.
That's a taxable event.
OK. So that nobody in their right mind would agree to that in a free country.
Nobody would say that that's like a normal thing.
So but we do agree to it because we don't agree to it, though.
So the only way that has any laws to like ban taxes.
What's that? Do you think we should have taxes?
Do you think taxes are good?
I think taxes are necessary taxes.
How would how would how would someone like me get paid?
I get paid by the municipal like agency like if there was no tax.
If you worked for a private company, you just all had private companies.
That's stupid.
I mean, but I also don't think I also don't think that New York State should tax eight
fucking cents for a dollar.
Like when I bought my fucking car, I paid like over eight thousand dollars in taxes.
Not eight thousand, not eight thousand.
Twenty twenty four.
Twenty four thousand.
Four percent.
So no, it's eight percent.
Well, eight percent sales tax, but I think at the DMV, I think it's only four percent.
So it's still an insane amount of money.
It was twenty four grand.
Twenty four grand I paid for my car like before taxes like a G.
But like that's over a thousand dollars.
It was my car was my Lexus came to like 19 and the taxes were like twelve hundred bucks.
Yeah. Like you pay over fucking you pay like a shit ton of money in taxes.
Like if I I really wish at the end of the year in our taxes that we have to pay every year, they could take out our sales tax that we've done.
Like if they took out all the money that I paid in sales tax, because like last year I owed like fucking seven hundred dollars or something in taxes because I fucked up my my my takeout thing.
But I'm like if they took out my sales tax, like that would have been I would have got back like fucking two thousand dollars.
Because of how much like you think about how many interactions you do a day with money and how like eight cents to the dollar were taxed like that's how the American Revolution started was people protesting the taxes.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, the taxes were way better than they are now than like then they were just there were so many less taxes.
Now there's tax on everything, dude.
It's like you die.
You can't even give your family or money without there being a fucking we need another tea party.
Yeah, I think we need I think we need to just acknowledge that there's a fucking pyramid scheme going on.
All right.
Well, it's not it's not capitalism.
It's it's the sad thing the sad thing is that even as awful as capitalism is, it's still the best form of government that we got so far.
Well, it's not our form of government.
It's our economic system, economic system.
Right.
Yeah.
No, capitalism is the shit.
Capitalism itself is not a pyramid scheme.
It's not the way it's run in America is it's not.
Why is Taylor Swift a billionaire?
Taylor Swift's a billionaire because she works her fucking ass off.
She does.
She does a lot of shows.
You could be a billionaire too.
Do midgets deserve the right voting rights of standard humans?
Fuck no.
How can I become a billionaire right now?
How could you become a billionaire?
Yeah.
Midget wrestling.
Casey.
Actually, that might never happen.
That's all you have for any of us.
But we could become millionaires by doing midget wrestling.
I could shake it off.
But back.
We could become millionaires.
But we should go back to that statement of the should midgets have the same voting rights
as normal size people.
I think they should have half.
They should count for half.
It's a half vote.
It's a half vote?
One half vote.
Yeah.
How many midgets are in America actually?
Probably too many.
Too many.
Let's actually look that up.
How many midgets?
What is the midget population?
Can we say midget still?
No, it's called little people or not dwarfs.
Dwarfs.
I feel like dwarfs is worse.
Oh, dude, there's some midgets that would be like normal size girls.
You know what I mean?
There's some midgets that would be like up to my shoulder.
What is the population of midgets in America?
So there are an estimated 65,000 midgets in America.
Damn.
65,000.
That's a lot of midgets.
I've never just seen a midget just walking around down the street.
You know what I mean?
I've never just seen one.
And in the entire planet, there is 600,000 51.
Ever seen midget porn?
Yes.
It's weird.
I haven't seen it because it's true to me.
It's like too.
I've seen the preview.
I've never actually watched actual midget porn.
That was never something that I'd be interested in.
I watched clown porn.
There was a guy that used to work at this ambulance place I worked at that was like,
oh, what did he say?
He's actually where the voice of Don Juan was half born.
It was kind of from this guy, from the spirit of those cardiac arrest and whatnot and this
guy.
He's like, it's him.
I like when I...
So he's not exactly like Don Juan, but he did have the little...
He's like, Tim, I'd like to see an Asian midget.
That'd be like my favorite.
That's like an Asian midget, bro.
So for a little bit in high school, this is a weird fucking thing now I'm going to say.
I did watch clown porn for a little bit.
Stop.
That's not a joke.
Not just one time, like every day?
Not every day, but it was in the cycle.
It was in the cycle.
I mean, the girl was dressed as a clown.
She wore clown makeup.
I mean, I could see how that would kind of be hot.
The mime one was actually the hottest one though, because she didn't say anything.
Are you kidding me?
I kind of want to see this.
Two mimes.
No, but like the black and white stripes and then the fucking face paint.
I'm like...
That's awesome.
I mean, I looked at it.
I think it had to do with fucking...
There's a clown character in an anime that I'm like, oh, she's going hot.
And then they kind of like, let's see how that would look.
The nose squeak?
You could do that.
That was one of the things that you could do.
That shit's awesome.
That's really funny.
Fucking clown porn.
I know what I'm doing.
I go home.
Clown.
You got to look up the clussy.
Oh God.
What is that?
The clown pussy.
The clussy.
Jesus Christ.
Is it like rainbow?
It's like glitter sparkles on it.
Damn.
What a time to be alive, really.
This is the shit that I liked.
I liked that.
That's kind of hot.
I like that.
Oh, it was anime?
Yeah.
Oh, it wasn't real?
It was hentai.
It was hentai clowns.
That's cool.
Imagine if you went back in time and showed the shit to people like the 90s.
That's not awful either.
Oh, damn.
God bless.
Let me see that real quick.
God damn.
Clussy, bro.
That's kind of cool.
What is this, a 12?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
You have the same case that I do.
It's just, yeah, the standard.
You have an Otterbox?
Yeah.
It's just like the standard.
Yeah.
Damn.
Because I had a case.
I had a 12 for a hot minute.
Yeah.
For like a week.
And I traded it in for 14.
But because it was overheating.
Because yours was overheated.
Yeah, dude.
This fucking shit.
Oh, god damn.
Dude, what?
God damn.
Yeah, dude.
That was actually the woman that got me into it.
I get it, dude.
I get it.
I would same.
Yeah.
Is that nose even real?
Or did they just put like a red spot on her?
No, that's a hawk nose.
God bless.
Girl versus Tranny clown edition.
God, I'm going to look her up.
What's her name?
Natty likes pizza.
I think her name is.
That's awesome.
God.
I love the internet.
Yeah, dude.
Fucking clowns.
Dude, because she has like stockings and fucking massive tits and pink hair.
And guys, it's like guys are always looking for something that's like a little like strange.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like she's like, so like maybe she's like, maybe she's got something like a little something
that knocks her down into your league a little bit.
Be like, oh, she's fucking weird.
She's a nerd.
So I got a chance, you know?
Guys are always looking for the one that's it's like wounded pry a little bit, you know?
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
It's like the girl that's got something like a little a little wrong with her.
Like autism.
Well, I mean, that's like we're talking about love on the spectrum.
But I fucking love that show.
I watched every single episode of that.
Dude, it's like it's a hit, man.
A lot of people like it.
Oh, my God.
I forgot she fucking like took her suspenders and went like that with them and slapped against
her.
God bless.
Yeah.
Cloud pussy.
But yeah, to clarify, so I don't sound like that last thing I was saying.
Like, I don't know.
I was listening to the guy who wrote Fight Club talking about it on Joe Rogan.
About Clownborn?
No, no.
How like guys like always like like guys like girls with like glasses, right?
Something that brings them like like they have like a little imperfection.
You know what I mean?
So it like it puts it puts the girl like more into your league.
She's more attainable.
She's not perfect.
Are glasses an imperfection?
I mean, I would say so.
You guys get the same glasses.
No, these are blue light blocking glasses.
This is blue light.
Blue light.
Yeah.
So, oh, God damn.
Those look there's something wrong with their chest.
They're so blue light is I just say blue, blue, blue light like white like Cody, Cody.
Fight your best blue light.
Yeah, no, blue light is like what screens give off.
Right.
So blue light is normal like in the first half of the day.
And so it times your circadian rhythm.
So when your body is seeing blue light later in the day, it throws off your sleep patterns.
So that's why people get like hospital acquired delirium because those fluorescent lights are on all the time.
So one of the treatments for delirium in the hospital is to put the put the shades down lights off at night, shades up in the morning.
Right.
So they get the natural cycle.
So blue light throws off your circadian rhythm.
So like these glasses block at like 20 or 30 percent.
It doesn't block all of it.
But does it make you tired?
What about those like?
No, it makes what about the yellow glasses like the ones that those are?
Those are like.
Yeah, those are like 50, 60 percent of blue light.
But no, dude, you'll notice that you can work so much longer on a computer without getting like angry.
Right.
Do you ever do like the thing where you stare at a computer screen for so long that you started like getting kind of like blind spots with it?
I've never had that happen.
Like if I stare at like a TV screen or like a computer for too long, like I start getting like tunnel vision almost.
Yeah.
Like white out type thing.
Huh?
It's weird.
I might have some sort of fucking neurological issue or something.
But no, dude, I just I got these because like I noticed that like a certain time working on the computer, like 11 o'clock at night, I just got this like feeling in my stomach.
It was just like like just stress hormones.
You could feel it.
Yeah. If you're working on the computer all the time, you're always getting that fluorescent.
Right.
So like with these on, it's like I can just I can work just keep working.
You know, it doesn't that like never happens.
I did.
I could have got the blue light glasses with these like including my prescription, but I'm like, I wouldn't with regular glasses.
I mean, I'm not to say I wouldn't.
I would have two sets because about like red light therapy.
I actually bought one of those.
I have 50 bucks for it.
So I was actually looking at a sauna pod that you can hit for like 350 bucks.
Oh, right. Right. Yeah.
And like you can put it in like your porch or something and like literally just sit in a sauna for, you know, 15 minutes or so.
Is that one of the ones where your head is out?
No, it's like full on sauna.
Like it's called sauna pod.
It's actually 350 bucks and it has like red light therapy that you can get for it, too.
So you get like the red lights in there and you get like the sauna steam coming through.
No, it's like an infrared sauna.
Yeah, but like it actually has like the steam like the like the fucking it's a wet sauna, too.
Yeah.
The the red light therapy box that I bought, it's like this big.
It's like that by that.
And I've been using it for like the past month.
And I mean, you know, I'm not really sure.
I'm still I'm still up in the air about it.
If I think it does anything.
Was I talking about this on another episode?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure if it's just a warm red light yet or if it like does anything.
But people use it online.
Like they say that it really helps.
Like it makes you look younger.
And this one girl that was like talking about it, she was like 45 and she looked like she was 30.
And she said that she says that that's she attributes that to the red light therapy box.
So, you know, they were working on a cure for aging, which is aging is thought.
You know, getting older is thought to happen because the the ends of the chromosomes that you raise.
Yeah. Yeah. Every time that they replicate.
Right. So if you can fix that, people wouldn't age.
Right. We'd be not immortal, but like physiologically immortal.
Right. You know, you know what they're going to have to do to stop that is themselves.
Well, no, they're going to have to.
So the problem is, is like problem is the population would skyrocket because people still have kids.
Right. People need to die.
That's not good.
Let's not make any mistakes about that.
People do need to die.
But and I think I think the environment, I think we talked about this.
The environment has ways of also gravity.
I heard ages you to really.
Yeah. Huh. Yeah.
That's the sauna box commercial.
I don't know about this press play.
What was I saying?
What were you saying about the aging?
Oh, yeah. We'll get back to that.
Let me see this commercial for the sauna box.
Oh, shit. That's pretty sweet.
So it's like kind of goes up like a tent with a frame.
You can do it in your yard.
You can act. They said it's like safe to put in your house, too.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
They make ones just like that.
The same material where just your head peeks out.
Well, they have a thing where you can like open it up and put your head through.
Damn. That that dude shredded.
He's diced out of his fucking mind.
God damn.
How many guys are on gear?
He's on drugs. Oh, he's on drugs.
No doubt.
It's like it's like when your tits stick out further than your fucking abs, you're on drugs.
It's like so obvious.
Huh. Yeah, that's really interesting.
Yeah. Like that.
Three hundred fifty bucks.
I was thinking about getting you could build one for probably five hundred bucks.
You could have like a nice wooden one.
You're not going to be able to hide it like from that room out front, though.
Yeah, that's perfect. I was thinking about putting like that out there, like put the sauna there.
And then I could take it down and put it in the corner.
Yeah. Not using it.
I mean, you can you can make a real little one, too, out of just wood, you know, two by fours.
But like I like every time I go to the gym and I go on a sauna, I feel fucking great when I get out.
Dude, saunas are amazing.
And like the one at ABC is a dry sauna.
Oh, so it doesn't spread MRSA.
Huh. Yeah.
So I mean, what's the difference between dry and like a dry sauna?
Literally, there's no moisture at all.
It's just like you're inside a fucking wooden box that's like you got to like sit in a towel with like other dudes.
No, I sit in my like I sit in my shorts in there.
I take my shirt off, but I wear I just wear my shorts and then like fucking I sit in there.
A wet sauna is like you literally get condensation all over you like like coach you in like water.
Yeah, because there's the what are the rooms with the moisture called?
So that's another sauna.
Yeah, but it's like there's another name for it.
Those. Man, I can't think of it.
Vent Fitness has both of them.
They have the dry one and they have the wet one.
The moisture one. Yeah.
I like the moisture ones better because when I was on the cruise ship, I never was in a moist one.
Until I went on a cruise ship.
But like they have like the dry one, which I sat in because I got like the spa pass with like my my thing for free.
So I'm like, whatever.
I'll go to the fucking sauna thing.
So he went I went to the sauna thing.
I sat there and swim shorts because it was Disney Cruise.
So no one was naked on the on there, which I appreciate it.
You appreciated that?
Yeah, I didn't want to see fucking half these dudes naked.
Oh, are you talking about the women?
No, I was just sitting there and you know, the wet one, it's like heavy to breathe, though.
That's the only thing like in the dry one.
It's like you're in like the desert.
You're like, who? Oh, but in like the wet one, you're like,
type shit, because you're breathing in so much fucking vapor.
Probably not good for like asthma and shit.
Yeah. But when I get out of it, I'm like, holy shit.
Wow. Yeah, no, it really does make you feel dope.
Especially if it's like a cold day, too.
Like when you get out and you get out like out of like the gym and like into the super cold parking lot and like, oh, OK.
All right. Yeah.
It releases like these things apparently called heat shock proteins.
They also the cold shock ones, too. Right. If you do the cold plunge.
Did you ever do cold plunge sauna, then cold plunge and sauna?
Oh, it's not. That's fucking sick.
I feel like your teeth would crack or something.
It was awesome. We used to do that for football.
Oh, really? Yeah. Damn.
We would start with the cold, go to the heat, go to the cold, go to the heat and then be done.
Yeah, that sounds like it's like not that great for you.
It worked. I felt great afterwards.
I got walking pneumonia.
Yeah. One of the benefits of the sauna is that you actually sweat out chemicals.
Yeah. So that's one of the like main reasons like they say it's like really good for like firefighters because like firefighters.
Yeah.
Firefighters are exposed to so many chemicals that absorb through their skin, especially when Bush was president.
Yeah. That kind of man.
Yeah.
Anyway, you know, nine eleven wasn't that bad.
No, no.
No, I'm just joking. It was bad. It was really fucking bad.
Can we not forgive the Japanese for World War II?
I thought you were going to say for nine eleven.
The Japanese definitely did nine eleven.
I was like, Tyler, we're going to have to have a history lesson.
No, but can we not forgive the Japanese for World War II?
Dude, look, I think they more than made up for their sins.
I was thinking about this.
We bombed them into hentai.
The Holocaust might have been an accident. Remind me about that.
What?
No, let's just let's skip what I was going to say.
What the fuck is that about?
What is that about?
No, we'll talk about that later.
No, tell me about that right now.
You can't just say that.
So I was thinking about this.
Do any other countries have military bases in the United States?
No.
Oh, fuck no.
Then how come we get to have military bases in other countries?
Because we're the defenders of the planet.
Well, it's countries that we've beaten in war, right? Like Japan.
Yeah, we never got beaten so we don't have other people in our country.
Well, we did get beat by Vietnam.
Yeah, but you think we're going to get Vietnam bases?
They never beat us.
We got beat by fucking Afghanistan.
They never beat us on our home turf.
Like if you beat somebody on their own home turf, put a base there.
What was the point of that war?
Which one?
Afghanistan.
Oh, Afghanistan?
Weapons of mass destruction.
There was no point.
Because now they're just the fucking Taliban are in control again.
Well.
Or fucking them.
Yeah.
All right.
So the whole thing with Iraq, we know what that was about.
Iraq said that they were going to stop using, they were going to stop trading oil and American
dollars.
And that's why we had to go over there and fuck shit up.
Because it's like when somebody says they're not going to use the reserve currency of the
world to trade oil.
Yeah.
Let's not start that fucking trend.
All right.
They had weapons of mass destruction.
Yeah.
And anybody, anybody that says they're going to stop using dollars are going to turn up
with weapons of mass destruction, which they didn't have.
They're going to have something, dude.
Anybody.
Look, anybody.
The United States wants to find guilty of something.
They'll find them guilty of something.
It's just like, bro.
It's like that thing with Toyota, right?
The toy, the gas pedal scandal.
Oh, yeah.
Didn't exist.
They didn't.
No.
I remember everybody was freaking out about that in like 2010.
No, no, it did.
Bro, it was literally.
Okay.
So what they blamed it on is people didn't know that you couldn't throw a stack of fucking
floor mats in the driver, in the driver floor compartment, on the floorboard.
That's true of any car.
So they put, people put multiple floor.
Yeah, exactly.
It had nothing to do with Toyota.
That's why you didn't see these lawsuits in other countries, really.
Like these same cars are sold all over the world, but it was only in the United States
they got a $1 billion fine.
And then NASA couldn't find the problem.
And then they finally said, oh, well, we think that there's a problem with the computer and
there's a fucking bit flip caused by a solar, a solar ray.
Oh, yeah.
Hit the computer and flip the bit.
The solar ray.
Oh no, Alimak was talking about that.
So anybody in the United States wants to find guilty of something, they'll just make up
a fucking reason that you're guilty.
That's the United States' MO.
What is the MO of the United States?
So dude.
Dude, I was speaking of that.
I know a guy who works in cyber security and he goes, you seriously know that they could
put child porn on your hard drive and just make you disappear.
Bro, do you know how many people that's probably happened to?
I guarantee you a lot of people out there who are like enemies of the government, magically
had child CP on their fucking, on their fucking thing.
Dude, did you hear?
Oh my God, dude, this is like fucking.
So did I tell this story about the guy that bought a computer from like a, it was like
a place that sold secondhand computers.
Did I tell that story?
I don't think so.
No.
So this guy bought, he bought like a bundle of like 10 used computers for his kid to play
with and the FBI came to his house and said, oh, you're distributing child porn and arrested
him.
And he's like, what the fuck is happening?
I bought these computers used and they're like, they thought that this guy was some
massive distributor.
And it turns out that one of the computers was from the FBI and it was a bait computer
that the FBI had made.
So it sends, it sends out child porn for people to download and they catch them.
Really?
Yeah.
And it, it got out into the general public into circulation.
Somehow this computer, like they didn't take the fucking thing off.
It's like, dude, destroy that fucking computer when you're done with it.
Like how the fuck does that happen?
Don't even have it in the first place.
Right.
Jesus Christ.
Right.
Then you're basically instigate, you're sending out that to like people and you're instigating
in them to download.
I mean,
Well, I mean, it is a good way to catch people.
You know what I mean?
So, but they caught themselves is what they did.
They're like, Oh, this guy is a fucking mass distributor of this shit.
And yeah, so they, they like didn't want to admit that it was their computer.
Are you talking about like, this is a computer that sends out like these files to people
to bait them and arrest them?
Like it's, it's called the honeypot operation.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah.
Basically.
It's like the same thing with like, like it's basically, you know how back in like the 90s
and 80s, they would have female cops dress as hookers and then I try to get people.
It's basically that just digital.
Right.
Yeah.
So anyway, he finally won in court, but it's like, dude, by that time you're fucking, your
reputation is destroyed.
But you got billions of dollars now.
I don't know what he got out of it, but I don't really want to look it up.
If you, if you got, if you got a good lawyer, you could have made a couple million off of
that.
I mean, that is, if you sue the federal government and win, you can get millions off of that.
That is such an egregious mistake.
Yeah.
It's like, how do you guys fuck up that bad?
Like really?
But speaking of egregious mistakes, dude, have you heard about Boeing?
No, dude, the guy who quote unquote killed himself.
Yeah.
That's definitely, dude, it's going to be another Epstein fucking thing.
What happened?
Dude, they're, they're Boeing is fucking up left and right.
And because they went, they went, they got it bought out.
I don't know if you saw the documentary on Netflix.
They got bought out by McDonald Douglas back in like, I don't know.
I was like, what, 15 years ago or something like that.
And so Boeing used to be an engineering firm.
They were focused on engineering and this CEO came in who was the CEO of McDonald Douglas.
And it was really like a reverse, like acquisition of Boeing somehow.
Like I don't know how it works, but anyway, they turned Boeing.
This is, this proves what you talk about Casey with capitalism.
They turned Boeing into like a for-profit, like, I mean, they are for-profit, but like,
like a profit driven company rather than an engineering firm.
So we talked about how Boeing and like all those other airplane companies, how the fuck
do they actually make money?
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we were talking about the airlines.
Yeah.
But in general, how the fuck do they make money?
I mean, I understand how the plane companies make money.
I mean, those are so fucking expensive.
Yeah.
The companies themselves can make money, but like the airlines themselves won't.
Yeah.
But they turn this into like, like a profit motive.
They turn Boeing into a profit driven company.
So the guy's like, Oh, we got to set this up like a proper business, not an engineering
firm.
So when you set up a business to maximize profits, you're just going to like, some things
have to be neglected.
You know?
So the employees said that they're like on this like crazy time crunch all the time.
There's like less of a focus on safety and doing things right and just like getting units
off the door.
So there's going to be accidents.
There's going to be accidents.
And then on top of that, they're using the 737 Airframe, which has been around, it was
designed initially in like the fifties.
So they're using an ancient airframe and they're just like trying to put like bigger engines
on it and like really like, like pushing it to the limits of like what it should really
be pushed to, you know, the redesigning an ancient design.
So like, where's like the Airbus A320 is like a completely new design.
You know, that was like, that's a very new design.
So like that design, the 737 is like just a heavy airframe.
And they're just saying like, oh, let's put bigger, more efficient engines on it and shit.
So forever.
Anyway, they've had some real safety problems lately.
They had the one door blow off the plane.
Saw that.
So yeah, there's one guy that was a whistleblower.
Yeah.
And he went to like a hearing in South Carolina.
He was a key witness.
Yeah.
And he, he ended up dead in his hotel room or no, it is in his truck and from his self-inflicted
gunshot wound.
Self-inflicted to the back of the head.
No, where was it really?
It was to the back of the head.
No.
Yeah.
It was self-inflicted.
Also, just imagine you're this guy and, and okay, let's say this is 100% actually he killed
himself.
Oh, I am a key witness in a trial.
I was one of the ones that brought this entire thing to, to head.
I am a key witness to this trial.
The day after my first statement, I'm just going to end it.
Yeah.
Like that doesn't make sense.
I don't think it was Boeing that did it.
To be honest with you, I think it was some of the fucking shareholders.
Yeah.
Like because Boeing isn't going to get fucking involved.
They don't really, they're trying, they're too busy cleaning up their fucking mess right
now, trying to change their culture and the company.
And they're just trying to work this out.
But like it's the fucking shareholders that are greedy, dude.
But like psycho psychologically, that doesn't make sense.
You don't go being like, okay, this is a huge fucking thing.
I have to do this.
I was the whistleblower that brought this whole thing to thing.
This is like the thing you don't just go, well, I did one, I did one thing.
Right.
Bang.
Right.
So what are they, I mean, what are they trying to say?
I haven't heard anything that's like saying it's a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Nobody on earth believes that.
So this guy was testifying against billing.
Yeah.
Yep.
And he was like the main witness.
Right.
And he worked on like the safety.
Department or whatever.
Yeah.
Like the quality control.
And he said that.
Well, I mean, that's one way to maximize your profits.
Blowing your brains out.
No fucking killing the people that are testifying against you.
Companies have been doing that forever.
Right.
If you fucking stand out against fucking like, dude, even if you stood out against Tesla,
I think Elon would get you killed.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think- Is Elon going to get us killed?
He doesn't give a fuck about like, dude, profits.
He says, I think our stock's overvalued.
Don't buy it.
Dude, he literally said that.
He's like, I don't think it's a good deal.
Don't buy it.
Like, dude, how does the CEO come out and say that?
He's like- He put X in the hands of some random lady.
What's that?
He just put X in the hand of some random lady.
Spacehook?
Did he?
Yeah.
Or Twitter.
Oh, X.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, no, he just doesn't give a fuck.
I actually, I transferred over some money.
I was going to buy some of Tesla's stock today.
You're going to buy Tesla- Oh, I bought some Bitcoin.
I saw Bitcoin was up to the highest it's ever been.
It's at like 70 something thousand.
Casey, what are you going to do when you find out when the dollar goes belly up that you
can't eat your Bitcoins?
What is the dollar going to- You can't eat dollars either.
I mean, I'd rather have dollars than Bitcoins because people are going to be like, fuck,
I got to buy peanut butter.
How do I buy peanut butter with dollars?
I got to get rid of these fucking Bitcoins.
No, when the dollar goes belly up, people are going to resort to using Bitcoins because
that's like the underground currency.
I mean, dude, like can't be like, you know, that's like the currency cryptocurrency.
That's what we call it.
We call it GameStop is Don Juan.
I'd be like, dad, I'll take Bitcoins.
That's all I got.
EBT con and Bitcoins.
I want to go spy on some Bitcoins.
You ever see the video where there's like this guy in court, right?
And the judge sentences him to like 25 years or something.
It's for some like white collar crime.
And he goes, okay.
And he just pulls out a pistol and fucking blows a hole in his skull.
Right after the verdict.
And everyone's like, oh my God.
Well justified.
I think that guy had a reason.
25 years he was getting something like that.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Fuck that, dude.
He was like 50.
So damn.
And what did he do?
He said it was like a white collar crime.
Yeah.
Some kind of, you know, like Ponzi scheme kind of thing.
Similar to that.
I mean, they should have a special prison for those guys.
That's not that bad.
I mean, that's what every business is really.
You know, it's the beauty of this country is that you can do things like that.
So you're excusing their crimes because you're saying that capitalism is already a crime
in itself.
Yes.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
It's still better than the alternatives, but yeah, it's a fucking, it's a scam, but it's
still better.
I mean, dude, Boeing is an example of why capitalism ultimately fails.
Nobody said it was perfect.
Eventually with capitalism, yes, people die.
Okay.
Eventually, you know, because somebody's sucking money out of the system and not putting it
back in somebody at the top is profiteering, profiteering off all the people at the bottom
of the pyramid.
Right.
They're sucking, siphoning all the money off and corners have to be cut somewhere because
they need to have a second house in some fucking private Island or something, you know, for
50 billion fucking dollars.
What the fuck are you doing?
This is something that you enjoy, Casey.
What's that?
Oh, a new dead by daylight killer.
Formed freak in a shirt.
Formed neck evidence of a certain name statistic voiced by a trans voice actor.
The voice actor did not know what killer would look like is now demanding reparations and
apologies.
There's no way these devs didn't know what they were doing.
Oh my God.
It's like a fucking the new killer and dead by daylight.
Like this is like weird, like Tran, Trans thing.
Geez.
What the fuck?
Damn.
I just love how they're like certain memes statistic.
That is fucked up.
Have you guys like ever looked into like the trans suicide rate?
No, it's over 50%.
It's a lot.
Damn.
It's I don't know about 50%.
No, it is.
It's 54%.
Jesus.
Wow.
Actually, let me I don't want to look that up, but like it's why not look it up.
I'll look it up.
The trans suicide rate.
I don't think 54% is extreme.
No, it's like something fucking nuts.
It's like people who successfully quote unquote successfully transition their suicide rates
are fucking through the roof.
Let's see.
Ranges from 32 to 50%.
Suicide attempt rate.
That's still fucking insane.
Damn.
30 to 50% of them attempt.
Yeah, man.
You know, it's like you can't you can't just go pumping yourself full of hormones and think
that it's not going to do something that it's not going to it's just going to be all perfect.
Like that changed me into a man that changed me into a woman.
You know, I took a bunch of estrogen.
The thing is, I don't really care about like trans people.
If you want to fucking do that, go ahead.
I don't care.
I have no problem with it.
Dude, some of these fucking guys like girls that have transitioned into guys, bro, they
have fucking beards that I beard.
I couldn't fucking grow.
I'm like, damn, I gotta get on.
Yeah, you should take some I gotta get on fucking test, bro.
I gotta get back on.
I used to shoot up to Sasha.
When you say it like that, it makes it sound like I'm a fucking drug addict.
Remember?
Well, I shot up test.
You're bro.
I had prescribed by a doctor.
Were you on gear?
I wasn't a real.
It's not.
No, it was.
It actually was.
It was like a back.
It was like, wait, hold on.
Let me think.
It was like a doctor you go to for like a week.
Let me think about that real quick.
It was a real doctor.
The initial prescription.
No, the initial prescription was a nurse practitioner.
It was an actual local.
When Ali Mack was freaking out about you guys shooting and starting up vitamins, we weren't
shooting vitamins.
We were snorting.
Dude, I did.
OK.
And he's shooting tests.
So we'll get back to that, to the vitamin thing.
I want to talk about that because I was listening to some past episodes.
And after Tyler did that, that's when he started to really like take off in jeopardy after the
vitamin episodes, because I had a couple of wins.
So are you just in Tyler had like six.
I had my vitamins before jeopardy.
Now I haven't snort.
I went through the whole thing.
Dude, I'm telling you that permanently changed something because the kid just fucking took
off here.
I want to try some vitamins.
I heard this this guy say he's like if I told a couple of students of mine, he's a professor
or PhD, that if you take a little bit of like active thyroid hormone and some vitamin B1,
he goes, you'll be able to remember everything you ever knew.
Hold on, Tyler, look at Nerman.
What?
Nevermind.
I forgot to turn the live sign on.
But he's like he's like they get like crazy scores on some like college, like not an entry
test for college, but like it's like something for your PhD or something like that.
I don't remember what it is.
This is vitamin B1.
He says vitamin B1 and thyroid hormone.
He says you'll be able to remember everything you ever know.
Oh, it's not good to take too much thyroid hormone.
I don't know, a little bit never have anybody.
You got hyperthyroidism.
I mean, no, it's actually pretty safe.
Ask me how I know.
By the way, I'm prescribed Adderall, but do you ever snort it?
I have not.
I have, yes.
It works so much better.
I have.
I'm also prescribed it.
I don't really.
It works so much better.
I got it refilled in like a year and a half.
It works so much better when you snort it.
Yeah.
What is that?
Insufflation, they call it.
I thought it was internasally.
Well, I think it's like when you breathe it in, insufflation.
Whatever.
Anyway, yeah, it did work better.
The reason I did that, I don't know why you did it.
I did it because I wasn't getting the same effect from taking it orally.
So I'm like, well, let me see if.
No, I was taking tests and shit.
You're taking tests?
Like a written test.
Oh, a test.
I thought you meant like testosterone.
No, dude.
I'm not on gear.
A test isn't considered gear.
I mean, it depends on how much you're taking.
After a certain point, it's considered gear.
Yeah.
But.
Dude, I like going to the gym.
I like doing that shit.
There gets to a point when you go to the gym though and you're natural, you can't get any
bigger.
Absolutely.
But like physically, naturally, you get to a point and that's it.
Like you're at your peak physical condition and you're not going to get bigger unless
you're on gear.
Yeah.
There's literally like, and it's like, dude, it's not.
But the thing is, if you're naturally, like not naturally, if you're natty, muscular,
like going to the gym, you look fine.
But then you start getting that body dysmorphia like shit, like looking at the dudes on gear
and shit.
You're like, fuck dude.
Like, I'm like, like when I was like fucking like shredded when I was boxing and stuff,
I was like, I'm like, I was, I've been a lifelong natural guy, but like, I was like shredded
and I'm like, dude, I'm not going to ever get, like, I was like, I'm like, I'm not getting
any bigger than this.
Dude.
And then it's like, you're always chasing the dragon.
Yeah.
You're always trying to get, you know, it's like, it'll never be good enough.
No.
But dude, until you're like, you're fucking.
You look like a cloud.
Biceps are bigger than your fucking.
Why do people like to look like that?
I think it's like it's like the opposite of dysmorphia.
It's like the opposite of anorexia.
You want to get bigger.
Right.
Like you're like, so fucking weird though.
No, like that's like an actual thing.
Like bodybuilders all have like a mental like lapse trying to get like, if you're, if you
see these bodybuilders, they all have mental disorders, right?
Because they can't get any bigger without Royds.
Like I was saying to Dan, you get to a certain point naturally where you can't get any bigger
or more muscular.
Like and people who are, who are natural muscular, you can tell because their muscles are super
tight and super cut, but they're not bulky.
Right.
They look like super cut and like, you're like, wow, that's a fucking, that's a, that's
a muscular guy, but you're never going to be like, oh, that guy's fucking huge.
Right.
You're going to be like that dude shredded.
Right.
Like huge, you're on gear shredded most of the time.
You're, you're natural.
Yeah.
It's like, they say you can be, you can be big and natural.
You can be lean and natural.
You can't be big, lean and natural.
Yeah.
It's like, it's not, it's not really possible.
Yeah, dude.
I found this fucking picture today where I was fucking diced out dude.
And I was like, God damn, I don't think I'll ever be able to get like that in my life again.
Diced, bro, bro, sliced and diced.
Let me see if I can find it.
It was like, not that I was really like that cut.
I just like the sex lines.
Yeah.
Fucking defined as fuck.
I was doing leg hanging leg raises.
Like it was my fucking addiction, bro.
Like all day.
When you were on gear dude.
What's that?
Your dick's not going to be out in this one.
Is it?
Well, I got one of those if you want to say.
Well, when you were on gear though, like was it easier to work out or was it the same?
Bro, I didn't like it.
Really?
I was just like fucking.
Wait, you're on roids?
Oh no, you're on testosterone.
I was on test, yeah.
I was just holding a lot of water weight and you know, yeah, my muscles got a little more
swollen.
I was on, I think I worked up to taking like double the prescribed dose.
Dude, we should have a fucking, keep going.
But dude, it gets into this thing where it's like, you just find out that, okay, you know,
taking it a couple of times a week isn't really enough.
You really want it to be like the closest thing to natural, your natural cycle.
You take it every day or every two days and now you're, now you're pinning every couple
days and I'm just like, I'm stabbing myself in the ass.
I did it for like three months.
I was just trying it out.
I'm like, I'm stabbing myself in the ass, you know, every other day bleeding in my fucking
underwear after I'm like, this is fucking stupid.
Yeah.
It's like fucking dumb.
That was the thing.
When I was like super into working out, like I'm starting to get back into like really
working out, like doing all that stuff.
But like I was never, like never wanted to do weed or anything.
Like fucking Roids were the closest thing that I wanted to do to drugs.
Like I really got close.
Roids are drugs.
No, no.
Like, like the closest I got to taking drugs.
I mean, dude, you do, you do get, you can get addicted to those things.
Because I was like, I'm like, I wanted, I, it got to the point where I'm like, man, I've
maybe I'll do Roids because like, but I knew if I did Roids, I wouldn't get off Roids.
Yeah.
Um, because I would, I would be chasing that dragon.
Like you said, like I'd be huge until I hit like 40 and I'm trying or like 35 and I'm
trying to like to, to gear down from it.
And I'd be like, and then I just turned like those fucking guys who were like bald and
have man tits.
Not good for you.
Right.
Yeah.
And it shuts down your fucking natural testosterone production.
So your balls shrink.
It's like, who the fuck wants that?
We should have an episode where we just have a bunch of vitamins and just try all.
Well, they're not going to do anything.
I think she'll have believed in supplements.
Me.
I'm actually, dude, I got, so my name on Twitter is vitamin nerd.
Right.
And uh, I was just like posting a bunch of shit about like vitamins and like health food
and shit like that.
And I was fighting with this one guy who's like, Oh, you know, I'm completely natural
to the point.
I don't take vitamins.
And I said, yeah, me neither.
And he goes, your name is vitamin nerd.
I don't believe in taking synthetic vitamins.
I just, I, I believe in getting it from food, but he's like, what the fuck?
Why would your name be vitamin nerd?
If you don't even take the vitamins.
But no, I do.
A lot of these fucking not to get off on the vitamin shit, but, um, a lot of it is, it's
made out of fucking petroleum.
So it's like, why would you, why would you want to be taking that shit?
Petroleum.
Yeah, it doesn't.
I think, I think a lot of it is a lot of it's bullshit.
I'm happy.
I never got on it though.
Looking back.
Well, I mean, I think it's okay to try just to see what the hype is about.
Um, I would, I have a super addictive personality.
I would have, I would have loved it and just kept going.
I mean, dude, the thing I went to after that, I was like, okay, let me see what I can do
to like, get my levels up to like crazy high, like naturally, because I it's like, dude,
do you want to be reliant?
If there's like a world war and the supply is shut down, do you want to be dependent
on China to make your hormones?
It's like that you're now addicted to.
Oh, we're dependent on China for everything.
Right.
But do you want to be on, on voluntarily on a medication that's made in a foreign country?
It's like, fuck that dude.
It's like, you're not really, you're, you're telling fucking biosynthetics into that shit.
Biosynthetics.
What do you mean?
I just made that up.
What does that even mean?
I'm trying to find this picture here.
Let's see.
I can't fucking find it.
Talk amongst yourselves.
I only take a break for a minute.
Yeah.
Let's take a.
We'll be back on untitled podcast.
Welcome back to the podcast and also welcome to jeopardy.
Tyler, I checked the scoreboard.
He actually had 15 wins.
15.
I got your five time winner.
Dan, the vitamin man taking smelling salts.
I got 10 more wins.
Whatever.
Let me get that smell.
So Dan, you missed the entire internal combustion engine category last week.
I know the answers to all those questions.
I did.
Yes.
I forgot about this.
Even the flawed one.
Was it a four cylinder or two?
So there's two strokes and four stroke engines.
So it was a flawed question.
Yeah.
It was a flawed question.
But generally, they're probably talking about automotive, like car engines.
It's a four stroke.
Yeah.
So you knew the answers to all the questions.
Yes.
Of course.
I actually won that episode from home.
Wait, check that.
Six time winner, Dan.
Dan wins.
Yeah, it was confirmed by my girlfriend.
That doesn't count.
You can't do that.
Yes, it does.
It was independently verified.
That doesn't count.
I won.
We did the timing, broke down everything.
I won that episode.
You did not.
I won that one.
That's false.
False information.
What are you, two or three?
You guys.
Press the button.
You guys got your categories today.
Brothers in arms.
What the fuck?
Former names of cities.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Game shows.
All right.
Sports.
Okay.
2010 songs.
Ah, that's a good one.
Oh, I'm fucked.
And geometry, bro.
Fuck!
I failed geometry three fucking times.
Fuck!
Tyler, you won last episode.
All right.
Former names of cities.
Former names of cities, 200.
This city was called New Amsterdam until 1664.
What is New York City?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That was a good one.
That was easy.
That was a good one.
I didn't know if you guys would know that.
Yeah, that was easy.
Dan's fix.
Cities.
400.
This city was called Constantinople during the Roman Empire.
Fuck.
Constantinople.
During the Roman Empire.
What is Rome?
Oh.
Ah, fuck.
I'm not.
I'm not buzzing in.
I think it's.
I think it's Vatican City, but I don't.
That would be Istanbul.
Oh, I wasn't even close.
It's like the song.
If I didn't know, why did I answer?
It's like the song.
That's his question, Dan.
Dan's fix.
Let's do the same one.
600.
Formerly known as Petrograd, then Leningrad.
Petrograd and Leningrad?
I don't know.
I think I know it.
I don't want to fucking risk the fucking points, man.
Damn.
It's my buzz in.
Buzz in, Tyler.
No, I'm not doing it.
Moscow.
St. Petersburg.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Dan's fix.
Let's keep going with this one.
Let's just get it rid of it.
800.
This Indian city was formerly known as Bombay.
What the fuck?
In a day in Bombay.
No, is that what he says?
That would be Mumbai.
Mumbai.
Is that how the song goes?
What?
That Men at Work song.
Oh yeah, I'm in a van down in Bombay.
Yeah.
Let's do the same one.
1000.
American city, formerly known as Beaverwick.
What the fuck, dude?
Is it Beaverwick?
Beaverwick.
How many points do I have?
Negative, like 200?
Negative 200.
This is trash.
Anyone?
No.
Albany.
Dude, it was Fort Orange, I thought.
Beaverwick by the Dutch.
No, I thought it was that.
Then it was Fort Orange, then it was Albany.
Whatever.
Dan's pick.
You got Brothers in Arms, game shows, sports, 2010 songs, geometry, bro.
Geometry, bro.
Oh, fuck you.
This is the name for two lines that never intersect.
What is parallel lines, bro?
Yeah, bro.
Oh damn, you remembered the bro.
That was good.
Let's do 2010 songs.
2010 songs.
Tell me what this song is by the intro.
What is Fuck You?
Fuck You.
I also would have taken Forget You.
Tyler's pick.
2010s.
Did I give you points for that?
You should.
Didn't I say fuck you?
For 400.
Let's get lucky.
All right, Tyler's book.
2010s.
God damn it.
He's just ripping them off for six hundred.
What is blurred lines?
Oh yeah.
Damn, damn.
Tyler's pick.
Let's do 2010s again.
For 800.
What's the Hills?
Oh my God.
Tyler got it.
By the weekend?
God damn it.
God damn it, Casey.
2010 songs.
You know he's going to fucking rock this category.
I'm sitting here at negative 200.
Were you live during the 2010s?
I wasn't listening to this shit.
The blurred lines just because the girls hot.
Oh, the naked one.
God, that was hot.
Megan hates that song for 1000.
Oh fuck.
Maybe Ali Mac would know this.
Ali Mac probably wouldn't know this.
Sounds good.
The good life by three days grace.
Really?
That is correct.
What's your stick?
Tyler's back.
You got brothers in arms, game shows, sports, geometry, bro.
Let's do sports.
God damn it.
200.
The sport was invented in 1891 by American doctor James A. Naismith.
What is basketball?
That was already a question.
Yes, it was.
Last episode.
Why did you get it?
Because Tyler went off.
He's like, oh, bro, silver bag.
It was actually invented in silver bag.
Oh, he went and said it, but I don't know if it's a question.
The first basketball game wasn't so definitely a question.
Anyways, sports recycled question.
Sports for 400.
How much do I got?
2400.
Dan's got negative.
Negative 200.
How much is this points worth?
Over 100.
We'll do 400.
400.
Yeah.
This sport features a pitch with a wicked on each end.
A pitch with a wicked?
Yep.
What is cricket?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I just guess.
A pitch?
What is a fucking wicked?
I don't know.
It's like the things that they hit the balls off.
I thought it was something you have on your fucking phone.
No, that's a widget.
Tyler's back.
Sports.
600.
This sport originated from native Americans who played it.
What's lacrosse?
Lacrosse with a wooden small one ball.
Also, sometimes with other people's heads.
I'm just hoping to get out of the fucking negative here.
That's it.
These sports.
For 800.
Teams in this sport have three downs to advance the ball before surrendering it to the other
team.
Was rugby?
No.
What's football?
Be more specific.
American football?
No.
Three downs.
Three downs before.
How many there's four?
There's four in football, but like teams in the sport have three downs to advance the
ball before surrendering it to the fucking skip time.
The Canadian football.
The fuck is eighty and it's a slightly different.
Well, he lost like a bunch of points on that.
So how much do you get?
Eighteen hundred.
That's fucking whatever.
That's trash.
You want sports?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
One thousand.
What's the name of the game?
game is a fantastic game originated in 15th century Scotland.
It's a buzz out, dude.
Was golf?
I would have said baseball.
Tyler Brothers in Arms game shows and geometry shows 200 former hosts of this game show include
John O'Hurley, Richard Karn and Richard Dawson.
No idea.
Family Feud.
Tyler's big.
Game show.
Four hundred.
Yeah, eighteen hundred.
Still negative.
Yeah.
Two hundred.
This game show was hosted by Jeff Foxworthy.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
What is?
Game shows.
Six hundred.
This game show hosted by Bob Saget features contestants up against 100 strangers.
Oh, fuck.
I watched this.
The fuck's the name of this?
No.
Is it the 100?
The 100?
Yeah.
No.
Time it out.
It's one versus one hundred.
Tyler's big.
Game shows.
Eight hundred.
This game show featured contestants answering trivia questions in a New York City taxi.
Me.
What is cash can?
God damn it.
Damn it.
Oh, man.
I just want to get out of the negative here.
Game shows.
A thousand.
This game show was created by Merv Griffin of the Merv Griffin Show.
Who the fuck is Merv Griffin?
Time it out.
Yeah, time it out.
Who the fuck is Merv Griffin?
Disappoint me.
What is Jeopardy?
Wow.
The one Tyler would know.
Tyler, you got Brothers in Arms in geometry, bro.
We'll do Brothers in Arms because I don't know what the fuck it's going to be.
Two hundred.
These brothers played a combined thirty four NFL seasons, both at quarterbacks.
Fuck.
What's Eli and Peyton Manning?
Oh, yeah.
Brothers in Arms.
Two hundred.
Stared along with his brother Ben in Goodwill Hunting.
Stared along with his brother Ben.
Oh, wait.
Hold on a sec.
With his brother Ben.
Oh, man.
I only know Ben Affleck.
Right.
I never mind.
I can't answer.
OK.
Tyler.
I only know Ben.
Casey Affleck.
God damn it.
I didn't know he had a brother.
Me neither.
He's an actor also.
Tyler.
The Brothers Six hundred.
These actors are brothers who also opened a hamburger chain in two thousand and one.
Oh fuck.
What's the other guy's name?
Is it just the last name or do we have to do this name?
Their names.
We have to get their brothers.
Both brothers.
Yeah, both brothers that open a hamburger chain.
I know.
I know what person is.
I don't know his brother's name.
Fuck.
Oh, what's his brother's name?
Yeah, just time it out.
What's the Wahlbergers?
I don't know.
The Mark.
Mark and Donnie Wahlberg.
I didn't know he had a brother either.
Tyler's fucking brothers.
Three hundred.
These twin brothers appeared in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
What are Dylan and Cole Sprouse?
Yeah.
I don't think I'm getting out of the name.
Tyler's like, do brothers for a thousand, right?
Yup.
Greg and Dwayne are the names of these brothers who were in a band that features their last
name.
Greg and Dwayne?
The band features their last name.
God damn, he should have done fucking Van Halen.
The Allman Brothers.
It should have been Van Halen, bro.
Van Halen's such a better man.
Tyler got Geometry Bro for 400.
Yeah, just do it.
Fuck it.
The interior angles of a triangle add up to this many degrees.
What is 180, bro?
Hell yeah.
Bro.
You got 200 points.
Out of the negatives.
Yes.
I'm not answering any questions.
I don't fucking know.
You got Dr.
You got Geometry for 600.
The number of sides on a rhombus.
What the fuck is a rhombus?
What is four, bro?
Hell yeah.
What the fuck's a rhombus?
It's the one that's like this.
Like it has like the two angles like this and like that.
Tyler, you got 800.
Yeah, do it.
Two lines that intersect at a 90 degree angle are called this.
What is a right angle, bro?
No.
What is perpendicular?
Perpendicular.
Good for you.
All right.
I'll give you that.
Yeah.
I like it.
Tyler or Dan.
Dan?
Geometry, bro.
For a thousand.
There we go.
You got a thousand.
Dan, you got a thousand.
Tyler's got three thousand.
I'll wager 500.
Fuck it.
I'm going to lose anyway.
500.
Well, you need 1500 to have a shot at Final Jeopardy.
So I guess if you get a question right, you have a shot.
But.
Okay.
Well, so what I should do out.
Should I just do everything?
Probably.
Well, I don't want to tell you what to do.
I don't want to.
Maybe do like 700.
I don't know.
I'll do everything.
No, I don't want to force you to do anything.
All right.
I'll do everything.
But one dollar.
For a thousand.
Because I don't want to go.
I don't want to be at zero either.
This is the formula for the Pythagorean theorem.
Fucking Casey.
Are you kidding?
You talked me into that.
God damn it.
That's why I looked at the question.
I actually know this one.
Can I steal?
What is the Pythagorean theorem?
We'll give you all the infinite time on this one day.
What is the Pythagorean?
It has to do with triangles.
Yeah.
Right.
I actually know this one.
A squared plus B squared equals.
Is that?
Yeah.
You're in the game.
Yeah.
You're in the game.
I had it written on the inside of my calculator.
Bro.
Yes.
You can't do that.
You fucked me.
What did you say?
You fucked me.
He got it himself.
No, you fucked me on that before.
You fucked me on that before.
You can't do that.
You fucked me.
I feel bad because I talked him into doing everything.
Oh, you bet.
You bet 999, right?
So he's got 1998.
How many points do I have?
We go to Final Jeopardy.
Tyler has 3000.
Dan has 1999.
I have 999.
He has 1998.
Dang it.
That's the year I was born.
What's the category?
Category.
Yeah, I don't know how to put a category on this one.
I'm going to go with general knowledge.
General knowledge.
That's cheap.
That's not fucking fair.
Text me your wager.
text me your wager
The close one
3,000
All right
Got your wager the question is the u.s. Coffee chain Starbucks originated and is based out of this u.s. City
Goddamn
Fuck
That's what the state to
Know fuck
Can you say hold on
Say the question again, I gotta see
Information the u.s. Coffee state chain Starbucks originated and is based out of this u.s. City. Oh
Oh, yeah, I
Know
Fuck I'm gonna say
I hope it's
You got this Dan can do it
What we don't even know if you got the question right though, yeah
What do you know about Starbucks Dan, I used to work at Starbucks
I know that I know that I spent a lot of money there. Yes
I
Spent too much where does what city is your buddy funneled to?
Well, I tell you what's his name Howard Hughes that could get the CEOs name Howard
That was the fucking air guy. That was like the airplane guy wasn't it?
See yo CEO of Starbucks his name is Howard Hughes
Did you did you already send yours in did you send yours in me? Yeah
All right
Dan says Seattle, Washington
That's correct. Yes, you bet everything but three dollars
He's got 39 94
Did you
Seattle that's correct. You bet everything but three dollars
With a 59 94 Tyler wins
I was torn between
I was torn between Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Washington
And I just seem to remember like a fucking I
Seem to remember like something about the fucking needle. What's that thing called?
Space
Yeah
I've been listening to a lot of Nirvana lately a lot of what Nirvana. I thought you said Ivana. I think I like Trump's wife
Nirvana yeah, Nirvana's not bad. Nirvana is fucking amazing play come as you are on bass
Oh, yeah, why don't you sing it for us?
Damn I thought I thought I had him there. Yeah almost you got the right you're the right answer
So what I am sure no cigar my friend well, I didn't want to end in the negative so
I everything but three that's what I did to manage to get to 39 94. That's not bad. It's better than negative 200
Somebody just made a Baja blast float with vanilla ice cream
That shit is fucking you know, but Baja blast I'm not as big of a fan as is the gamer gamer fuel from 2007
Really? Yeah, I like the halo 3 gamer fuel with Master Chief
Yeah
Dude I do love man I could go for a fucking
Taco Bell taco, you know what? I don't you know what I miss when they brought back Crystal Pepsi for like a year
I loved Crystal Pepsi when I was back
It's clear Pepsi and it has a
Smell to it, huh or citrus taste to it. Really? Yeah
But like it was it was around in the 90s and then um, then it went away and
And then I came back for I think it's 10th anniversary or something or 20th anniversary
And I bought it like every fucking day. I was drinking Crystal Pepsi every fucking day. Damn
It's literally Pepsi with a slight citrus taste to it and it's clear
Dude, they could so easily make that shit healthy and it's like soda like really wouldn't be that bad for you
I would if they could make a healthy soda. I would drink it every fucking day
Well, I mean they had that Mountain Dew that was made with cane sugar
I mean they have Coca-Cola that's made with cane sugar too. They still have it
Yeah, you can get the Mexican version the like the the glass bottles that say hocho and Nikko coal. No sure. Yeah
Damn, I wonder why there they use cane sugar and when I was in Mexico
I actually got like an actual like Mexican coke and it tastes exactly like the the made in Mexico coax here
Dude, they're trying to fucking poison us with soda by giving it the fucking American public sugar water
To basically give them diabetes
But can we also like I I know I keep bringing up Michelle Obama and ruining school lunches
but like Michelle Obama really like as an American you should have the choice to be unhealthy like
You know like Michelle Obama made it that means all drugs should be legal Tyler meet
America like she made it. So do you want the crystal meth to be legal?
Listen at this point. I don't care like fuck it crystal meth do what you want also
Not that I want it to be but like why is prostitution illegal?
Why is it only because it promotes people take advantage of prostitutes?
No, but it's like they had like a if they had like a thing that they do in like Amsterdam
Like you know in like Amsterdam how they have like the red light districts that are like highly regulated. They fucking have it in Nevada
But like why can't they do that?
It's basically just like a strip club just register them
Yeah, like if you do it like that like make sure that they're fucking clean
Like you have to have a clean like screen before you go
They have to have a clean screen and then just fucking do that
Like I don't think it's like I don't think it's a good thing that they have prostitutes
But I think a lot of guys who are like fucking angry like shooter type guys
You just want to if they just had like like if they could just go to a red light district and fucking have sex
I think that would like solve a lot of problems. Well, yes and no, right because
like
So if you think about like why women?
Why they're so pretty like like from an evolutionary standpoint
it's
It's because it motivates the man with the best genetics to fuck them the men with the best genetics to compete for her
Right. So if you take away that competition
By just having this outlet where they can go and fuck. I mean, that's what porn does and then stop competing for the best
Genes, you know what I mean? I mean, that's I mean porn really fucked up a lot of people
Like the thing is I wish porn didn't exist. It's not the real thing though. So people always want the real thing
Yeah, but like I like as but like stimulus the same chemicals in your brain. I just
If kind of if porn didn't exist, I feel like
A lot of people's lives would be better
Maybe I don't know about that. Maybe I
I don't know man
Not that porn shouldn't exist. I don't think it should be as widely accessible like back in the day when you had to go to a fucking like
Stewart's and buy a fucking magazine and shit or go to a strip club or go to a fucking peep show
Like having porn at your fingertips
It's it is second. It is way too available
Yeah, like way too available like I don't I it's not that I have a thing against porn
I have a thing against it being so fucking accessible. I agree like I
I wish porn wasn't as accessible because it wouldn't be as much of a temptation type thing
But like also even if like you're trying to go monk mode like you you went monk mode a few times, right?
I went monk mode for five years
But like it's so hard to go monk mode because like you can just go down to a fucking
Street and an advertisement has you say five years, right?
Five years. Yeah
I don't watch porn for five years monk mode. You try to avoid porn
You try to avoid like intoxicants or nicotine or but then you were just like fuck that
Yeah, dude, because I was like man. It's like kind of fucking boring
It's like I've already proven that I am like in control of my my I'm the master of my body. Yeah, right?
There's not so there's like nothing more to prove
And it was just like that's what alley banks is about alcohol
What's that that he he can stop anytime he wants to so he just
But like it's the thing like where like if you want to like stop jerking off and stuff like
It's it really is like an addiction. You can't it's you can't go like cold turkey anymore
And even if you try to dude while your fucking phone is in your hands
Yeah, and it's like fucking I had to I I literally
I I meant to talk about this like a few weeks ago
Like I'm I'm just I'm just getting sick of porn like i'm getting sick at like just like being constantly bombarded with like instagram models and shit
I went through my entire instagram
Um, and like, you know like the for you page every time you click it. There's just chicks and bikinis
I kept on hitting not interested not interested not interested like I went through like I fucking like hit not interested like fucking
100 plus times and then I just started following like bodybuilding
Pages and like it's gonna be like like I like bodybuilding pages and then like like
Jesus like quote pages and like bible quote page and like christian like
meme pages and shit and I got this like it eventually got to the point where like there's not any like instagram models
There's like boxing. There's bodybuilding. There's uh, bible quotes. There's bible inspiration quotes. I'm like i'm like, all right
This is better because like I would literally just go on instagram be like all right
I'm going to my for you and it's just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like
I am going to my for you and it's just fucking it was just fucking only fans models like
I want to jerk off now
Like but like I did that and then like i'm like, okay, so instagram's good now
But now facebook does the same thing like you're going through the reels and you're like this guy fucking, you know building a fucking car
Or something. I'm like, okay guy guy like guy like shooting a gun or like doing like something like that
I'm like, okay, and it's just like tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits. I'm like, I'm like
Are you ever just in a bad mood and you just look at like the face like tik tok videos or facebook reels?
It's like the same annoying people. Yeah, you just have this like are addicted to watching it because you just want to like
In your head make fun of them
Yeah
the thing is I also hate that they make the the um,
Like the the only fans clips like the only fan model clips on like instagram and shit like so short
so it says that you watch the whole thing even if it's like two seconds long and like you're like and like it catches your
Eye for at least two seconds because you're like
And you're like fuck dude like like you're scrolling through and you're and it's just like oh he watched the whole thing
So let's send him
Give him more of this shit and I'm like
Dude they um
One thing you can do the guy
Who was in that documentary the social dilemma recommended is you switch your phone to black and white?
I think we talked about this. No I can wait. Yeah, you switched it like so I've got mine set up on um
Like a three press you can switch it back and forth. So
Did switch it says do color filters. It's supposed to do it without asking that so hold on
So hold on a second, I didn't know that was a thing that you could do. Oh, yeah, one two three
Okay, so yeah, you just switch it to black and white and then you switch to the black and white and everything's fucking boring
Dude, you I swear to god if you
If you tried to watch porn like this you'd get bored and stop really. Oh, yeah
It's just there's no like, you know how the clown thing. Yeah, it's just like you're like, oh, it's just like she's so hot
It's like yeah all the stimulating like colors
Yeah, it's like crazy. But this is just like it's fucking boring
Like and that was like another thing like when I was in college
like there's this one fucking like like uh channel on like Pornhub that they would do blacklight porn and it was like so like
Stimulating right because like it was just so fucking like so many bright colors and shit and I was like what the fuck dude?
Dude, they they literally hire like uh psychologists and shit to figure that out
Like what colors are the most like sexual? Yeah, like red is a super stimulating color
purple pinks and purple like bright purple pink
fucking
Like look at look at the color lingerie like that's it's made for that
Did you get that when I said that to you I didn't mean to cut you off which one
One they asked beetle juice. Oh, yeah. I see. Yeah
Did you see this casey
No
It's howard stern talking to beetle juice
I know you miss your sister
Right if I said to you I could bring your sister back to life if you kiss a man would you do it?
Yeah, your sister comes back for the rest of the years
But you'd but you would have to kiss a man. Would you do it? No, you would not no no
Never kiss a man never for any reason not even to bring it back your sister to life. No, wow
You're very heterosexual good for you
Not never will what if your mom came to you and said you have to kiss a man
But your sister can come back and your mom said please do this for me beetle juice. You wouldn't happen
Yeah
But speaking of yeah, this is still nice and black and white
God bless but like I have to do it
I have to do it like every three fucking days like keep going back and like taking off like the fucking oh
I think models rub one out. No
No, I mean, it's fucking rough dude, like I wish
I never started jerking off. Dude
What where would you be? Where would you be if you never like a fucking president or something?
I think you'd be a ceo of a fucking very successful company
At least bare minimum. God damn think biden still jerks off. I don't know if biden knows how to
He definitely does not
You think trump fjerkes off? Yes every day probably multiple times a day
He's like that dude from the wolf on wall street that uh, maybe like once a day. He's like no I got those numbers up
Somebody's somebody's doing it for him
Did you see that post nut clarity thing? No, which one? I've seen a lot of post nut clarity things
I i'll have to find it and show it to you
But damn like I just I opened up the fucking I opened up facebook and then this shows up
God bless
Like it's like
Yeah, mine is like all these fucking whores
I fucking got rid of tik tok
Yeah, it sure was annoying and it was fucking run by china
Well, they're trying to ban it
Hell, yeah, they fucking should yeah, they they should ban it. Why do you think they should ban it?
because it's fucking it's basically a way for china to
have a network connection with
millions of americans
And uh have an influence on them. Yeah, but I mean, what's the other option?
Fucking facebook it allows them think about this. What if they what if they
Massively invaded our phones with a bug from tik tok one day
What if fucking the us and china went to war and they were like, oh fuck it. We'll just send a virus
to everybody that every american that has tik tok
and then the fucking
Communications would be down just like when they fucking
uh
shuts down facebook
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen dude
I mean
Oh, it's plausible
These phones are so secure
I don't think they're gonna be able to do anything with the internet. I mean they're not gonna be able to do anything with the internet
I
Miss when I didn't know what sex was
Tyler is like really?
I think we need to end this episode
Let's talk about it so you miss when you didn't know what sex was so
It's why is it stealing your is it stealing your energy
It's it's just that I just I don't want to jerk off like all the time, you know
Yeah, like I feel bad jerking off. Right? It doesn't feel like good like i'm like ever after i'm just watching you
No, but it's like every fucking time. I'm like like i'm just like I gotta fucking stop doing this. I feel weak
Yeah, basically feel weak. Yeah, like it's like I can't control myself doing this shit
It's just like I don't want to fucking do this shit anymore
Dude, I didn't when I did no fat for a long time. It does feel like a fucking drug
Yeah, you start to feel you start to feel like you're the fucking man. Yeah, you know, but the problem is is you can make bad choices
Because it's like you're all pent up. Yeah, you make really bad choices. It's like a fucking drug. Yeah
But i'm like i'm like dude this fucking sucks like like i'd rather you know
Fuck like my fiance than watch porn, you know
instead of just you know, and I mean a lot of times like
Porn is better than the real thing sometimes because it's like it's so
Like over the top like it's it's uh
It's fantasy fulfillment. It's like a what's the word they call it. It's not like a real
It's like a super physiologic like stimulus doesn't exist in real life, you know
Like fucking like orgies and fucking yeah, like three ways crazy like fucking
Like shit like you're just like what's the mayhem dude?
But the thing is like you watch like a fucking like three-way porn or like something like that and then like afterwards you know
It's like I feel bad
Yeah, so I mean
I don't know man when I start thinking like I like that's some guy's daughter
Types, I don't think that far into it. I like that's somebody's daughter
And it's like or like I think the worst thing is like when a porn star has like a husband. I'm like dude
She's getting like
Nailed out. Yeah this other guy. I'm like I just feel like bad for that, you know
I know, but that's what kind of makes it cool
I mean, dude, I I think that
You know having gone without it for so long
um
Like that reset period like now I can pick it up and put it down whenever I want really
Yeah, it's not like a thing that it's not even like I that's another thing like not trying to cut you off
Like here but like that's like another thing like it's not even like I want to do it anymore
It's just like oh I gotta do this now, right? It's it's become habitual
Yeah, like it's like it's like oh I gotta do this before I go to sleep tight
Right and that's like that's what I didn't like about it
We're like, oh, I'm gonna take a shower might as well do this first before I do that and then i'll be like whatever right?
Dude, I used to like come home like stress out from mohawk
Yeah, that would be like my time to like fucking rub one out, you know, and it's like
it just became like basically like
Like a painkiller from the shitty shift. Yeah, just like you know what I mean?
And I was like man, this is like it's not good to be using it as like a crutch as like yeah
It's like a drug, you know, you really
I don't know just like
It's like I don't even like it anymore
Like it's like one of those things like I don't like it anymore. Like i'm doing it because I have to right
It's like literally a drug
Yeah, so if you go up go a period without it
um, I mean it's much better to just like
Because it's almost like you know, who's in control are you in control or is it in control?
Yeah, you know and then if you go a period without it and you know that you're you're the one in control
It's like then you can see I always thought
I always thought that
Like instagram like if you just look at like instagram
Like that's all anybody should really need
No, like really like, you know take advantage of the technology we have
Like don't don't be a prude. You know what I mean? Like you can go all the way say i'm never looking at anything again
And then you're gonna you're gonna feel like shit because you keep failing
Yeah, you know or you can be realistic about it and just be like, you know what?
I'm just gonna stick with stuff on instagram and then I don't need all the other stuff
Because it's like then you're balanced, you know, and it's like
You know, that's there's some pretty good stuff. That's even more weird because
They have clothes on and they're not intending you to jerk off. Oh, they're definitely
Dude I think like but even like fucking fitness girls when they're just like dude
I'm like god fucking damn like i'm like like even on like the bodybuilding pages. I'm just like god
I want to fucking snort. I want to snort pre-work off your abs like fucking shit. It's like
Dude, it's like I think that that if like goth girls ruin my life
If somebody could just get to the point like if you're like, oh man
I don't want to be like looking at this all the time to get to the point where like
You're just just instagram like softcore because it's basically what it is
It's like let's be honest like instagram is basically like softcore and when I say I didn't look at like porn for five years
I mean like I wasn't looking at like porn hub stuff. Yeah reddit stuff like that stuff
So like I was still like on instagram. I did that so I cannot be on instagram. So it's like the same thing I
quit nicotine for three months once
and um, I had a really shit day
Like a really shit day and I just fucking lit up a cigarette and then I immediately got back on fucking like that shit
Right, but like I was clean. I was done like I was breathing fine
Like I was feeling better like my blood pressure went down
And then like it just took one day for me to go back to being like straight up like fucking addicted to it
And there's like alcoholics who are like clean for like 20 years. Yeah, and then just like one drink and it's over
Yeah, but like that's like the thing like with like the jerking off thing and like porn thing
Because it's just like yeah, I could do that for like, you know
For five months six months and then be like I see one instagram model and I had like a fucking bad day
And I just want to fucking rub one out
Back to it because I did massive dopamine. Oh damn now there's come on my screen
I've done that before like I didn't jerk off like six months. No
Uh, but like like I didn't jerk off like six months
I saw like fucking like something on like like an actress on like a movie
I'm like, I wonder if she's ever been like, you know naked in a movie and she was and i'm like
You feel like I had to know yeah had to know and then i'm like fuck well here I am again, right?
And now you're back here watching taylor swift look like get fucked by midgets
What damn is that real?
You're like damn I hit rock bottom again
Yeah, that is rock bottom
I'd say that's rock bottom. Yeah, for sure. It's rock bottom fucking shit, dude
You gotta fucking dwayne the rock johnson coming in a rock bottom here
But like it's it's in like like you can go to the fucking mall you walk by fucking victoria secrets and you're like
Fuck like well, dude, we just live in a sexual culture
I mean, yeah, everything's sexualized to sell
So dude, I saw fucking a pepsi ad with fucking uh, what's her name in it?
The fucking the one where she's like in like a super short tank top and just drinks a pepsi in like the desert or something
She has like the one bead of sweat come down and i'm like
who
Uh, fuck it was like one from the 90s that they like redid like for like the super bowl or something
but like i'm like
I like it shit like that. I'm like it's a fucking pepsi commercial
No, it's not even for like lingerie or like something sexual. It's a fucking pepsi, right?
And it's just like oh god gotta go rub one out
jeez
Like you can't watch commercials. You can't fucking like it just there's so much like sexually charged shit
Yeah, like even fucking like even in like kid shows. There's like sexual innuendos
What kids shows are you watching? No, but like like like um
Um, fuck like you ever watch like teen titans when you're a kid
No, no, but like there's like sexual undertones to like that whole fucking show
Oh, is that yeah, like they like like fucking like kind of like
Nudging sexual undertone like, you know, like they're gonna make it interesting for the adults like the jokes for like adults that like a kid
Wouldn't get but like it's like even like fucking like shows like that. It's like they're just nudging
A little bit sexuality. Mike. I don't want to be this sexual, you know, well dude this um
This thing is just a fucking
Bio weapon not a bio weapon but it's a bio weapon for china fucking weapon
I can take over a life aimed directly at your front of your net. You ever see that commercial? Yeah
Yeah, I think that was the guy in that commercial from the social dilemma
But dude this thing they're gonna find out
That these things are just not good. It's like a fucking 1.5 million dollar fucking. Yeah, but yeah billion dollar. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah fucking weapon is developed to fucking like do this and take over your frontal lobe
Yeah, and I just don't I don't like how sexual things have gotten right?
Let me like back in like the 1950s like post-war america
Like they still had like peep shows. They still had like all that shit
But like and like prostitution was semi-legal back then
But like it was even like even back in post-war america where you think like oh everybody was like morally upright and shit
These dudes were just going out and having an affair with a prostitute and to like blow off steam instead of like watching porn
Damn
Like that was like a time to be alive. That was a regular thing
And like the fucking wife if they did anything they just beat her because that was the fucking 50s
damn
We gotta bring that back
What the fuck not the beating? Oh my god, not the beating part not that
No, I yeah
Listen, I swear to god, that's not what I meant. No the prostitutes
No, but like in japan
Like gets cut
In japan, they actually have like prostitutes for married men like type thing, right?
And the wives are cool with it. Yeah, the wives are cool with it because they don't want to do it anymore
Right, so they're just like oh good. She's like doing my work for me
Yeah, and like it's weird. That's like socially acceptable in japan type thing
like in america if they did that like it would be fucking like catastrophic like I don't understand why it's like
it's just like just
It's because america was founded on on christian values
Like even as much as we say where we separated church and state just like our values are so morally aligned with like
The bible and monogamy is like pretty hard hard line like in the bible
Specifically in america compared to the rest of the world. We have such uh values aligned with the with biblical texts that
We're more prudish in some ways
but also the taboo aspect of
not being
Aligned with those values
Pushes you more towards other shit, you know, it's like because we're so
like even if like you don't read the bible, you're not a
A believer in jesus or anything
um, you still follow a lot of the rules of the bible just because like socially like it's not a crime to
Have an affair with your wife like it's not technically a crime. It used to be it's not anymore
But like you don't do it because it's morally
Morally apprehensive type shit and like it's not morally apprehensive because like throughout history. It's been morally apprehensive
it's
We we focus our our values are taken so much from the bible that
Doing that is like one of the ultimate like things like ultimate bad things you can do to your significant other type shit
but like
I'm like i'm not saying I agree with you know
Like being like just get just go out and fuck whatever you want type shit like i'm not saying like that's a bad thing
But i'm saying that the the reason why america is different than a lot of the world is because we have so many things that are
morally
wrong, but not illegal in this country because of the because of
Where how our country was formed for religious freedom?
And because we were formed off of that
Even if you're not a believer a lot of our unspoken rules are out of biblical things, right? You know
And it's it's one of those things where you're like
In other countries like japan and stuff they didn't they weren't based on christianity or based on like buddhism or some shit
Or like like a lot like almost every society is built off of
The backbone of some religion, you know
And like asian countries didn't have
Like a christianity type thing that was more everything was monogamous. You got to do it this way type thing
So that's why they're so foreign to us like with that and I think that's a big reason why
prostitution is
Not only accepted but almost encouraged in japan
Rather than america it being so demonized type thing
it's it's just one of those things where it's a
where it's
Just as so it's a it's a cultural difference, you know
cultural difference, you know
Can you imagine if it was as available as porn?
Prostitutes and it was it would be a problem. Yeah, it would be it'd be a problem
They are if you know where to go. What's that? They are if you know where to go. Yeah fucking the korean massage parlors and shit
Damn, I mean bro. I would imagine it's pretty slim pickings around here. Probably
That's just my guess. I don't have any any
Funfob right. Yeah, I mean in new york city. They actually have like unofficial red light districts, right?
Like the cops kind of like whatever like as long as no one's getting murdered or robbed. They don't care
They have so much like I think in big cities. It's more
Socially acceptable, I guess
Because there's so much other shit that they have to worry about like not even the cops but like the people there's so much
Other shit they have to worry about that prostitution is very low on the fucking list. They can't even like keep up with it
Yeah, yeah
And they're like who's it hurting?
Yeah type thing. Um
Yeah, when I was I was in new york city with my friend there was this guy
uh
I think I think it was with jeff
There's this
Guy in a mercedes-benz like I think he was like handing out flyers or something or he asked us
Like if we were looking for some girls
Um, but he was like like a good-looking black dude and like a really nice mercedes-benz, you know
And he was just like obviously a pimp, you know
Just I think he said something along the lines like he boys looking for some ladies or something like that
But um, yeah, he's just doing his thing, you know working the block
Trying to get his ladies some business, you know taking a cut. Did you take him off?
Oh, no, no, no, I did not I did not the closest I ever came to a
uh prostitute a real life prostitute
Oh, actually, there was
There was that other scenario that was kind of
We got time for a story. Yeah, we got time for a story. I think I told the las vegas story
I was with jeff and me and jeff wanted to get a stripper to come to the room, right?
And if you go to vegas, there's fucking flyers for prostitutes littering the streets
Really you literally just like pick one up off the ground
So it's like looking at this flyer laughing and there's this fucking smoke show
Fucking checking this flyer. Right now prostitution isn't legal in
Uh las vegas. I thought it was it's not no it's in um, it's a different county different. Yeah different county
um, but I was like they were like advertisers like strippers or whatever
Or whatever so I was like, oh vegas isn't gonna do fucking shit, right? I'm like dude
Let's get this fucking let's get a stripper back to the room, right?
And so I called them and i'm like, yeah, I want number like 32 or whatever
I don't know exactly what I said, but it was like this this petite brunette, right? Okay
Like short hair long hair long hair
Gorgeous didn't know it wasn't the real thing that you get right. Did I tell this story? I don't think so
No, all right
so me and me and jeff fell asleep right waiting for this stripper to come to the room and
I opened the door and it's this like 55 year old lady and she's like you boys ready to have some fun. She walks in
I was like, oh shit
Jeff's asleep, right and i'm like, yo listen, we're actually uh
Yeah, we changed our mind. We don't want any strippers here
Um, so here's 60 dollars to go away
And she's like, okay. Thank you
How did the fucking smokers voice and everything? Oh my god. Yeah, I don't even know if jeff woke up for that
So that was the closest I came and realized that those are those are hookers
Um, oh and I was like talking to this other chick
Um, I think I might have told this story
This gorgeous girl was talking to me in the casino and i'm like, why is this girl talking to me?
There's gotta be it's gotta be a catch. She's way too hot dude way too hot fucking gorgeous and she was talking about she's like, yeah
You know, i'm a stripper. I used to work at a spearmint rhino and she was like saying some other things
And this other kid was like talking to her like trying to get her attention. So i'm like, oh whatever
She's talking to him now. So i'm just gonna I don't know what's going on because she's way too hot. This doesn't make sense
So I go to leave and she's like, hey wait take my number and i'm like
Wow
All right, so I took her number down, right
and uh, so I go back to the hotel room and i'm like
Fuck it. I'm gonna call her. She was really hot, right?
See what this is about and so I call her and she's like, yeah
So it's gonna be eight hundred dollars for a blowjob and i'm like, oh, that's a fucking hooker
That's a hooker. Okay. Uh, I just want to say hey, that's one good blowjob
Bro, it might have been worth it because she was really hot
She was a fucking smoke show bro, a complete dime piece, but that's a high end fucking
High end. Okay. That was the closest second closest I ever came to a hooker
another
All right, so I was with another friend not jeff in new york city and uh,
Uh, he decided that he was gonna get a prostitute and I forget how he exactly went about getting it
I think it was I think it was another flyer situation
so I was like, uh
Dude, like what are you gonna do? Do you have any like condoms or anything or what they're coming to the room?
Is that he ordered two one for me and i'm like dude, I don't want I am not interested bro
Like i'm good like that is not my thing. I'm all set and he's like, oh dude
I don't have any condoms or anything
Right and i'm like, he's gonna watch him make out or something. Okay. Well, we gotta get you some condoms
So i'm like dude, i'm gonna go to dwayne reed. That's like cbs in new york city
Yeah, i'm like i'm gonna grab you some condoms dude because like you just he was like
Hammered, right? This is not a good idea. So as i'm coming back in
I see these two fucking asian girls get out of a cab
Right and i'm like, oh god, that's them. That's that I gotta beat them to the fucking room. She sprinted
Yeah, so i'm like this is so fucking awkward
So i'm trying to beat them to the room and I took an elevator
They took an elevator and we both get off the elevator at the same time and they're in front of me going to my room
Right. So my buddy answers the door
And i'm like, hey dude, like I got you things that you need
Do you want to come out here quick and he wasn't catching the drift because he's like fucking drunk and he's like
The fuck you talking about man
I'm like, so I I had to throw the condoms over these short little asian strippers
Hookers, right and i'm like here dude. Here you go
so
I left and just walked around fucking new york city went got a fucking bagel
and uh come back like three hours later
and
He's like in bed. I dude I thought he was dead
And I was like bro
Bro, he wasn't moving. I'm like, boom, right? I thought they fucking
And he finally woke up i'm like dude how what what happened right and he's like, oh yeah
Basically, I don't I didn't say any names, right? No, okay good. I make sure I don't give any details
He basically said that they like, you know, one of them like blew him
With like a rubber on and that was like it and like he couldn't come because he was like drunk
I'm like dude, that sounds fucking awful terrible
That is the worst thing that I wanted like to hear, you know
Good for you for going through with it, you know, not at least got a three-way or something
You know, right like dude, that was the most boring story like a fucking
Getting dome with a rubber on like it was hilarious
Yeah, but I mean at least he had the balls to do it, you know, like I would have the balls
Right, I mean, you know to each his own I guess I don't knock anybody that
wants that but
Not my cup of tea. I don't think it should be anybody's cup of tea
Yeah
Dude I did I I did have a friend that had a really fucking good experience
He said it was awesome. He said a good experience. Yeah. Yeah, he said his his brother
His brother got it for him off back pages
Something like that and he said that that this uh when that was the thing
and uh
Dude, he said that this uh
It was like this like super smoking hot mulatto chick. All right showed up and he said no you can't
slur jar you can't
That's a dollar that's a dollar in the slurge. I said she was beautiful. Are you fucking kidding me?
Damn it
No, yeah, I say light skin
I only got a fucking five dude. I gave you I gave you three dollars for that one million coffee
Yeah, whatever that works
Just donate to fucking just put put a dollar in there. That's a fucking i'll put your money in there. Give me a fucking break
This is bullshit. Why am I using these teddy bear fucking headphones when there's a set of fucking 50 headphones right here
That's like fucking 150 dollars
But
Yeah, he said that she was just gorgeous and he said he's like she was actually like really fun to have a conversation with
and he said the uh
The sex was really good
So, you know, there's been some i've heard some stories about good experiences and stories of bad experiences. So
Do do I watch you well with that information I watched a youtube video on this guy
And like he uh, he goes around to like the shady areas of like every city type thing
I love those videos and like he like he he fucking goes on this site called rubmaps.com rubmaps
And like he uh, he goes to the asian uh asian uh massage parlors
And like he goes like and he says this thing is this rubmaps.com
Is this rubmaps.com thing is like a thing where it's like, you know
You know
Like it's it's not a massage parlor if you know if you catch my drift and he's just like, you know
He likes it because he's like he's like it's like kind of like the you know
The will they won't they type thing and like he goes but this one he like he like recorded it with audio
And he goes it was one of the funniest and fucking funny thing. He's super tall
And he just goes they're just the lady just kept on calling me sexy beautiful
Oh, you're so sexy. He was like rubbing them out. Yeah
He's like you're so sexy beautiful
And he's like and then he just goes you can hear him go and she said like he goes
And then she fucking dressed me afterwards
He goes I feel like I had like a traumatic brain injury and you can hear him on the recording though
I think I dude you're making me feel like I have like a traumatic brain injury
I'm
Speaking of massages in not a sexual way
Fuck I wasn't done talking about them in a sexual way
We'll circle back to that but my ex-girlfriend
Used to give me hand massages because she's a pianist like a like a master piano player
Dude, this sounds like very sexual but like she would like give me hand massages and i've never been able to get a hand massage
I oh massage of your hand like like yeah like going like this and like like doing stuff like i'm like
It felt fucking amazing and i've never had anybody able to give me like a hand massage
that was like that fucking good because you gotta go to a masseuse because apparently like um for
For piano players like they get hand massages before they do like any like bigger shows
And she was really fucking good at giving hand massages
and like the way you say
I got really I got really into like hand massages now
Like my my my fiance can do hand massages really well, but like like i've gone to like like
Like i've gone like when I was on my cruise
Um a few few months ago. They had like a massage parlor and i'm like listen
I don't want a full body massage. Can you do hand massages? They're like
Yeah
I'm like, dude, I gotta be careful. How do you say that?
Because it's like they might think you're asking for something different no, but like i'm like can you do that hand massage?
Wink wink no, but then there's like they did that and i'm like, this is fucking like have you ever gotten a hand massage?
Uh, no, they're fucking fantastic
Like they make your hands feel like they're like brand new
type thing like after I got like the one from like a professional like like uh massager at like
That like a cruise ship i'm like
Holy shit, like I feel like my hands are brand new type thing and like I have I cut off my thumb
Like you can see the uh thing there when I got it reattached
I get nerve damage so I can barely feel my thumb after I got a hand massage from like a professional
I could feel my thumb again. Wow. Yeah, it's like physical therapy almost
But like it was such a fucking like I was just doing this
And I was like I was like I just reminded me of getting like a hand massage
So back to sexual massage is what you were saying
You said you weren't done talking about sexual massages. Oh, um
I
Yeah, that's the reason
That's the reason why I don't want to go
That's the only reason I don't want to go to like local massage places because i'm like I don't want to be like
Getting a massage and you're like, okay, and then start fucking like no
No
How dare you
Stop that, please
Please stop
I'm begging you. I don't want that. Oh look at that. I finished
Like I just want to get like an actual like massage without like the weird like tension thing
like
Without the happy ending. Yeah, no, but like like without like the weird like is she gonna try to jerk me off
I don't want that like I just want to get like
Like loosened up, you know, I don't think they usually try to jerk you off. Yeah this guy
This guy that's how I don't know how to word his relationship to me
That's
An acquaintance of mine
acquaintance said that he was he was getting a massage
and uh
And the masseuse started jerking him off
And turns out that the masseuse was actually a tranny
And he but he knew before
The masseuse started jerking him off. Was that a flirter or were they? No, no
And and he said, eh, whatever
Fuck it. He said she's hot
We ball
Yeah, and he just let let let her deal. It's like a Jerry episode. It does sound like a Jerry episode. Yeah, he's like whatever
Yeah, he's like whatever and this guy has no shame. He's just shameless
He's like whatever fuck it. I'm gonna fine. He has accepted his full masculinity
He claims he claims that he didn't know he's at one with his mask. He definitely knew though
Bro, he probably he probably looked for it
It's probably exactly what he was looking for. He said she was hot. Is it gay though? Yes
I mean he said she was hot so
If you got paid by them, she's like you didn't you obviously not pegging. That's just getting fucked in the ass. They actually have a real penis
That's the difference
All roads lead back to pegging
All roads lead to pegging but need for weed
Hoppers suit
We didn't talk about that. Yeah, like need for speed is a fucking solid game
I used to play the the xbox 360 version of hot pursuit where you could like
Upgrade your cop cars from like a crown vic all the way up to a fucking bugatti cop car
It was fucking sick
And then I'd go online and everybody would want to be the racer and when you were an enforcer
Which is like the highest level cop you could be everybody's like, holy shit
It was wait
It was need need for speed hot pursuit for the xbox 360 like they remade it but like did it like different
Oh
Like instead of being like you could choose the path of a racer or a cop
And then you could do like there's an entire campaign for for the police and there's an entire campaign for being a racer
And everybody wanted to be a racer
I loved doing the cop part because it was fucking sick
And then when he went to online you could literally just set up a speed trap where people were racing
And then when you when they came by just turn your lights on fucking peel out and try to take them down
It was so fun and then they would stop and you'd get points
No, you'd have to like run them off the road type shit and then you get points because if they
If they got caught by you all the bounty that they had would go to you. Oh shit. It was so fucking fun
Because they did that with rivals too
Like they had like it need for speed hot pursuit need for seed need for speed rivals had the same thing like a cop and a racer career
But the online for rivals was even better because the racers
Goal would to get like the bounty super high and then get back to a safe house because once you got back to the safe house
That's when you were able to
To get your your your bounty points
And once you got bounty points, you could upgrade your engine your paint job add shit to it
Like make your car faster and stuff. And then if you got
If you got a the bounty from the people that you took down and like arrested as a cop
You could upgrade your cop car with like spike traps
Radar jammers like shit like that. It was it was so fucking cool. Oh, that's awesome
Yeah, dude, I played need for speed high stakes about fucking 2000 like ps1
Game where the graphics are all shitty and as soon as you tried to turn it you would just flip out
Trying to fucking do a turn remember most wanted
With a blacklist and he had to like you started off with a fucking bmw like m3 or some shit
And like it was the it was the fastest car in the game
And it was a it was a fucking they were going against like lamborghinis and shit and the fucking
BMW m3 was faster than the fucking lamborghini. I'm like even if you tune the engine
Perfectly, I don't know. That's not necessarily true if it was if it was like an m3 gtr
Yeah, it was one of those. Yeah versus like a regular like galardo
But like they're way faster. They were tuned ones. The one's an actual race car. Yeah, but they were tuned fucking like
Galerados and fucking like event or some shit like it wasn't like base level fucking shit like you had a fucking
m-series bmw and then like fucking versus like supercars and shit like ferraris and fucking shit
And then like you got your car impounded at the beginning of the game by the police
So you had to start with like a fucking chevy cobalt. Oh god. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was that it was most most wanted
Yeah, that was that one was kind of hood. Yeah, they had like underglow and shit. Yeah, too fast in the furious style
Yeah, you could like put like paint jobs on it and like each time that you beat a person you could get their car
If you beat the person and then the the last guy had your bmw because he somehow got it from the police or some shit
And then like you get the bmw and then the last last thing is like you're being chased by like all the cops in the city
And you have to escape type thing, but they're remaking that actually
Yeah, yeah, my this kid I knew used to play that game and he was like so good at it and he was such a douche about it
Just being like so much better than everybody. He's like one of those people that was just like better than
Other people at things and it was fucking I'm just better than you like, you know Tyler at Jeopardy
Fucking annoying
But
It's just like fucking annoying but it was just like naturally good at like sports and shit and would just like kick your ass
Fucking it was fucking annoying. But um, yeah that one most wanted wasn't my favorite. It was uh,
What was my favorite Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed? That was not a popular one
That was one a Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed. It was all Porsches and then you worked through the history of Porsche
That's actually kind of cool though. Like Porsches are my favorite type of car, dude
It was awesome
You could like fix them up like your car would like any damage you got like on the track
Like you had to like build it like you had to fix that
Yeah, it would actually stay damaged in your garage and you had to fix it and you could buy
Used Porsches that were like damaged and then like fixing it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's fucking awesome
So you could like, you know fix them up and resell them for more money
um
but uh
Oh, yeah, there was like an Autobahn course
So you're like it was like the actual highway
Yeah
So you'd like you'd go through like the toll booths at like 200 miles an hour
And there was like they'd yell something at you in german. They're like name is Wagner. I don't know what the fucking man
Yeah, it was dope though like the courses were dope
I actually like Forza Horizon like Forza Horizon is one of my because like
It's it's based off of like they've driven they like the developers drove every single car in the game
And made the cars almost exactly how like they handle how they accelerate like it's it Forza and uh, Gran Turismo
were
Based where are the most realistic car games because they base the cars off of their actual thing
Like they had to drive each car in order to get it the way that it was in the game like I drive
A souped up version of my car except that it's I it's a wrx instead of an imprezza in the game and like
The base version of it drives exactly like my car
It's fucking nuts like to the point where i'm like when i'm driving on these courses and stuff
I'm like, this is how my car drives. It feels just like my car. Yeah, i'm like this is fucking crazy
Yeah, it's uh people get really intense with those fucking
Racing simulators. Yeah, like I like I like Forza a lot like Forza is probably good
I like Forza horizon specifically because Forza and uh, Gran Turismo are only on race courses
Horizon you actually get to go out on like the streets and stuff like the last one was in rio
I think or mexico it was one of those
But like you actually got to drive around the like a whole bunch like through the mountains
Into like a fucking like forest and shit and like you're going through and if you got like a like a like a pickup truck
Or something you could drive off road and shit too in it. It was really fucking cool
Damn
I think it'd be fun to get into that but I can't take on any more hobbies
You know, i'd like to have a racing simulator with vr
Yeah, dope. Hell yeah. Casey. Have you said a word in the last fucking hour?
Well, yeah, i'm tired bro. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's about I think it's about time. It's about that time covered a lot of topics
Thank you for listening to the masturbation episode
Yeah, i'm sorry I stole your line for the name of the episode
Oh, no, you're good. I'll probably come up with a different name. I hate porn
Porn porn uh addicts anonymous torn ruined my life. I like that one
Yeah, that's good sex sent me to the er
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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
What you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
Extended episodes
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
Oh, they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the chinese
Somewhere in china, all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
So, okay, so they come from our planet then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
The
Before my eyes
While holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen, I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make
Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be able to convince you that they can fuck real you can cut it open. You're going to see blood gods
No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
So
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real
Okay, look it up. Look it up
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home
He said that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved
He was having a great fucking time
George soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this
George soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this
Shit
Fucking get it. Oh, donald trump the fucking word person out there. Fuck trump, right? Fuck trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros
It's bill gates. It's fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there everybody's
Is
The actual school government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Latvians, are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it.
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The paid fucking off...