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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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What episode?

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Episode 66.

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That's my lucky number baby!

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66, it's gonna be a good episode, it's my lucky number.

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Stay tuned for episode 666, my favorite episode.

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Dude, Ali and I have to be here for episode 69.

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We gotta get to an episode 69.

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That's gonna be in like 10 years, and I'm gonna be like a satanic cult that day.

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Episode 69 is gonna be in 10 years?

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No, episode 666.

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Wait, which episode is this?

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66 is my lucky number.

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Oh, dude, it's coming up.

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Oh, that's soon.

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Yeah, 69 is in three episodes.

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What are we gonna do for that?

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We're gonna fucking 69 each other.

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Oh my god!

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Wow, I think I might skip that episode.

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Damn.

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Alright, how are you guys feeling today?

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You know, we had a little trauma bonding at a diner.

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We're getting a late start here.

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We're getting a real late start.

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I gotta wake up a little bit.

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What time is it?

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It's almost midnight.

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Midnight episode.

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11.53.

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It's 7 o'clock, 7 p.m. in Honolulu, Hawaii.

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We gotta give them a call today.

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I think that's a great idea.

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I wanted Jeff to be here for this episode,

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but by the time we got KC woken up,

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it was already like what?

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7, 8?

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Oh, it was like 9.30.

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So I was like, okay.

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By the time I got to the restaurant,

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it was like what, 10 o'clock?

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10.30?

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No, it was like 10.30.

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Oh, yeah, because what time?

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Yeah, okay.

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Yeah, and we sat there for like an hour.

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Yeah, I think Jeff would have been asleep.

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Dude.

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So I just wanted to start off by saying that

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I am ashamed to admit that I spent 101 hours

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on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth in the last eight days.

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Damn.

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How many days of your life is that?

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Actually, I gotta calculate that.

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What is that?

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What do you think you could have done with that time?

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Jerked off.

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I mean, bro, honestly, the time you spent in that.

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Oh, it's 4.20.

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4.20 days.

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4.20 days.

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The time you spent on that, I mean,

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I probably spent on fucking Instagram and Twitter,

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fighting with people.

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Yeah, I also like kept it paused

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while I was like cooking dinner and stuff too,

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so that probably added on hours and stuff.

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But like.

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That's not that bad.

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But yeah, I spent, fantastic game, by the way.

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Anybody who's a fan of Final Fantasy VII,

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I would highly recommend it.

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I want to play it again,

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but I don't want to waste another 100 hours

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of my life immediately.

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We got Minecraft shit to build.

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Yeah, we got Minecraft shit to build.

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I'm going to download it on my PS5.

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He's going to invite me to the world.

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We already have a world set up.

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Are we going back to the Stone Ages?

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No.

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Well, I think we should go into creative mode

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after we build a few things and just.

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No, I mean, going back into survival mode

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and just try to like play the actual game

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and defeat the Ender Dragon.

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That sounds all right.

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But still have like the Freddy Castle.

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You just can't use the diamond blocks

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and there'll be a penalty.

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You will be hung by your neck until you are dead.

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That'll be the penalty.

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Where did you build the hedge mage?

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Like in the back of my manor?

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Right behind like the back of the tower.

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Oh, the tower, not the manor?

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Yeah, the tower.

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Did you do it in the Shadowlands

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or did you do it like behind the Shadowlands?

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The Shadowlands.

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Underneath the Church of Freddy?

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Like the floating Church of Freddy?

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Like it's the Shadowlands under there, dude.

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It's pitch black there.

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I think it is actually in some shadow.

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Dude, it's pitch black underneath it.

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Like enemies constantly spawn.

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I got to build like a wall around it or something.

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I get it.

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So Sean Hannity is talking about how the DNC

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is in panic mode for good reason, right?

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Because they realize that Biden is a fuck up.

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They got to have a plan, dude.

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But I tell you what, I'm hopping on the RFK Junior train now.

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Okay, I did.

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He's just an independent, he's a libertarian, right?

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He's socially kind of both conservative and liberal.

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I looked further into it.

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He's against illegal immigration.

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He's like big on getting like illegal immigrants out of New York City.

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Well, that's not going to happen now.

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I looked into RFK.

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I would like to rescind a couple of my statements out of last week's episode.

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You said his dad planned to have...

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He did.

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I still don't like his dad, but his son, RFK,

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I rescind some of the things I said about him.

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Well, hold on.

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Before we go any further about his dad,

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like dude, you got to understand that when he was thinking about

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possibly setting up a terrorist attack on American people,

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you got to remember that one in 10 people are so stupid.

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They have such a low IQ that they can't do anything without being counterproductive.

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It's going to be more than that now.

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He wanted to take those people out.

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It's not just like, it's not the normal people.

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I still don't like that the CIA was being used for terrorists

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or possibly going to be used for terrorist attacks on American citizens.

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I mean, that's part of its job.

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You're right.

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But it was going to be like mass false flags.

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It was going to be like all over the country on the same day.

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I mean, yeah.

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So it was a bad idea, you know?

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We all have bad ideas.

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Tyler acts like he's never made a mistake.

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Mr. Perfect.

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Biden has a lot of bad ideas.

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Biden doesn't have any ideas.

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I don't even think he has thought.

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He doesn't have any ideas left.

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He's just an autonomic nervous system.

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He's just spouting shit off that.

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Like it's like a part of his brain that's just so used to talking.

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I just love when we see like videos of Biden from the 70s

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and he says like the most outlandish shit.

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Like he doesn't want the kids in like black segregated schools.

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He's like, well, these animals, dude, they just say whatever needs to be said

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at the moment to like just keep the cattle at to just keep them happy.

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Did you hear what he said about abortion when he was running with Obama?

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He goes, we will never ever in our entire lives be OK with abortion happening.

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Oh shit. What the fuck was that?

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Is there a dude looking at us with a flashlight?

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What the fuck was that? I saw that.

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Yeah, dude. What the fuck was that?

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All right. Go check it out.

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Jesus. That was definitely a flashlight.

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Yeah, that was a flashlight.

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All right. We're back. I was not.

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It was not a criminal. It was someone looking for their cat.

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What are we talking about? Oh, RFK. Yeah, I think so.

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Yeah. We're going to hop on the RFK train with me and vote this year.

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Man, you know, dude, I think I think a vote for RFK is just going to be.

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It's just going to take votes away from somebody.

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It's just going to help Biden.

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It's going to help Biden, I think.

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It could help Trump.

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Man, it's hard to say.

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It helps Trump because most of the people that vote for him are Democrats,

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but like don't like Biden like me.

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So what what was it about that that video you saw that?

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Oh, did you watch it? Yeah.

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I don't know. It's just like you like just spit like nine minutes of straight facts.

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He's like, this is how America is today.

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It's fucked up and like other politicians try to like sugarcoat it and say like,

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how good we have things.

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But he's like, oh, this is this country is fucked up and we screwed over our

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young people with trillions of dollars and we expect them to like turn it

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around somehow right.

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And it just like I mean, these facts, dude, it is the truth.

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But the other truth is that America is a pyramid scheme.

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Yeah. And it's a capitalism is a pyramid scheme.

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It's a pyramid scheme that that takes money from W-2 employees and just funnels

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it to the top of the pyramid, which is military contractors.

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So because nobody in their right mind thought that taxing like if I go to Tyler

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Lee and I trade him a dozen eggs for a cup of sugar and those my eggs were

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worth, say, ten dollars that I gave him and that cup of sugar was worth a dollar.

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So that's a nine dollar transaction.

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And I'm giving you the eggs.

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So Tyler's making out in the deal.

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Right. I'm losing money.

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That's a taxable event.

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OK. So that nobody in their right mind would agree to that in a free country.

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Nobody would say that that's like a normal thing.

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So but we do agree to it because we don't agree to it, though.

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So the only way that has any laws to like ban taxes.

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What's that? Do you think we should have taxes?

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Do you think taxes are good?

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I think taxes are necessary taxes.

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How would how would how would someone like me get paid?

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I get paid by the municipal like agency like if there was no tax.

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If you worked for a private company, you just all had private companies.

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That's stupid.

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I mean, but I also don't think I also don't think that New York State should tax eight

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fucking cents for a dollar.

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Like when I bought my fucking car, I paid like over eight thousand dollars in taxes.

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Not eight thousand, not eight thousand.

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Twenty twenty four.

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Twenty four thousand.

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Four percent.

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So no, it's eight percent.

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Well, eight percent sales tax, but I think at the DMV, I think it's only four percent.

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So it's still an insane amount of money.

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It was twenty four grand.

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Twenty four grand I paid for my car like before taxes like a G.

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But like that's over a thousand dollars.

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It was my car was my Lexus came to like 19 and the taxes were like twelve hundred bucks.

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Yeah. Like you pay over fucking you pay like a shit ton of money in taxes.

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Like if I I really wish at the end of the year in our taxes that we have to pay every year, they could take out our sales tax that we've done.

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Like if they took out all the money that I paid in sales tax, because like last year I owed like fucking seven hundred dollars or something in taxes because I fucked up my my my takeout thing.

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But I'm like if they took out my sales tax, like that would have been I would have got back like fucking two thousand dollars.

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Because of how much like you think about how many interactions you do a day with money and how like eight cents to the dollar were taxed like that's how the American Revolution started was people protesting the taxes.

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Yeah.

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I mean, dude, the taxes were way better than they are now than like then they were just there were so many less taxes.

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Now there's tax on everything, dude.

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It's like you die.

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You can't even give your family or money without there being a fucking we need another tea party.

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Yeah, I think we need I think we need to just acknowledge that there's a fucking pyramid scheme going on.

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All right.

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Well, it's not it's not capitalism.

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It's it's the sad thing the sad thing is that even as awful as capitalism is, it's still the best form of government that we got so far.

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Well, it's not our form of government.

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It's our economic system, economic system.

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Right.

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Yeah.

255
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800
No, capitalism is the shit.

256
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,800
Capitalism itself is not a pyramid scheme.

257
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,800
It's not the way it's run in America is it's not.

258
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,800
Why is Taylor Swift a billionaire?

259
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,800
Taylor Swift's a billionaire because she works her fucking ass off.

260
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She does.

261
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,800
She does a lot of shows.

262
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You could be a billionaire too.

263
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Do midgets deserve the right voting rights of standard humans?

264
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Fuck no.

265
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,800
How can I become a billionaire right now?

266
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How could you become a billionaire?

267
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,800
Yeah.

268
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,800
Midget wrestling.

269
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Casey.

270
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800
Actually, that might never happen.

271
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,800
That's all you have for any of us.

272
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,800
But we could become millionaires by doing midget wrestling.

273
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,800
I could shake it off.

274
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But back.

275
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We could become millionaires.

276
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,800
But we should go back to that statement of the should midgets have the same voting rights

277
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as normal size people.

278
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I think they should have half.

279
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They should count for half.

280
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It's a half vote.

281
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800
It's a half vote?

282
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800
One half vote.

283
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,800
Yeah.

284
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,800
How many midgets are in America actually?

285
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,800
Probably too many.

286
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,800
Too many.

287
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,800
Let's actually look that up.

288
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,800
How many midgets?

289
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,800
What is the midget population?

290
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,800
Can we say midget still?

291
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,800
No, it's called little people or not dwarfs.

292
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800
Dwarfs.

293
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I feel like dwarfs is worse.

294
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:57,800
Oh, dude, there's some midgets that would be like normal size girls.

295
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,800
You know what I mean?

296
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,800
There's some midgets that would be like up to my shoulder.

297
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:14,800
What is the population of midgets in America?

298
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:22,800
So there are an estimated 65,000 midgets in America.

299
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,800
Damn.

300
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,800
65,000.

301
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,800
That's a lot of midgets.

302
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,800
I've never just seen a midget just walking around down the street.

303
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800
You know what I mean?

304
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800
I've never just seen one.

305
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,800
And in the entire planet, there is 600,000 51.

306
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,800
Ever seen midget porn?

307
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,800
Yes.

308
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800
It's weird.

309
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800
I haven't seen it because it's true to me.

310
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,800
It's like too.

311
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800
I've seen the preview.

312
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:48,800
I've never actually watched actual midget porn.

313
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,800
That was never something that I'd be interested in.

314
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800
I watched clown porn.

315
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:59,800
There was a guy that used to work at this ambulance place I worked at that was like,

316
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,800
oh, what did he say?

317
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:07,800
He's actually where the voice of Don Juan was half born.

318
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:13,800
It was kind of from this guy, from the spirit of those cardiac arrest and whatnot and this

319
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,800
guy.

320
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,800
He's like, it's him.

321
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,800
I like when I...

322
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,800
So he's not exactly like Don Juan, but he did have the little...

323
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:25,800
He's like, Tim, I'd like to see an Asian midget.

324
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,800
That'd be like my favorite.

325
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,800
That's like an Asian midget, bro.

326
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,800
So for a little bit in high school, this is a weird fucking thing now I'm going to say.

327
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,800
I did watch clown porn for a little bit.

328
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800
Stop.

329
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,800
That's not a joke.

330
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,800
Not just one time, like every day?

331
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,800
Not every day, but it was in the cycle.

332
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,800
It was in the cycle.

333
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,800
I mean, the girl was dressed as a clown.

334
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800
She wore clown makeup.

335
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,800
I mean, I could see how that would kind of be hot.

336
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,800
The mime one was actually the hottest one though, because she didn't say anything.

337
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,800
Are you kidding me?

338
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,800
I kind of want to see this.

339
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,800
Two mimes.

340
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:15,800
No, but like the black and white stripes and then the fucking face paint.

341
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:21,800
I'm like...

342
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800
That's awesome.

343
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,800
I mean, I looked at it.

344
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:30,800
I think it had to do with fucking...

345
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,800
There's a clown character in an anime that I'm like, oh, she's going hot.

346
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,800
And then they kind of like, let's see how that would look.

347
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800
The nose squeak?

348
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,800
You could do that.

349
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,800
That was one of the things that you could do.

350
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800
That shit's awesome.

351
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800
That's really funny.

352
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800
Fucking clown porn.

353
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,800
I know what I'm doing.

354
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800
I go home.

355
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800
Clown.

356
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,800
You got to look up the clussy.

357
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,800
Oh God.

358
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,800
What is that?

359
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,800
The clown pussy.

360
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,800
The clussy.

361
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,800
Jesus Christ.

362
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,800
Is it like rainbow?

363
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:05,800
It's like glitter sparkles on it.

364
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800
Damn.

365
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:11,800
What a time to be alive, really.

366
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,800
This is the shit that I liked.

367
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,800
I liked that.

368
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800
That's kind of hot.

369
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800
I like that.

370
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800
Oh, it was anime?

371
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800
Yeah.

372
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800
Oh, it wasn't real?

373
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,800
It was hentai.

374
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800
It was hentai clowns.

375
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800
That's cool.

376
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:27,800
Imagine if you went back in time and showed the shit to people like the 90s.

377
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,800
That's not awful either.

378
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800
Oh, damn.

379
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,800
God bless.

380
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Let me see that real quick.

381
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
God damn.

382
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800
Clussy, bro.

383
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800
That's kind of cool.

384
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,800
What is this, a 12?

385
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,800
Yeah.

386
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
Oh shit.

387
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,800
You have the same case that I do.

388
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,800
It's just, yeah, the standard.

389
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800
You have an Otterbox?

390
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800
Yeah.

391
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,800
It's just like the standard.

392
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,800
Yeah.

393
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,800
Damn.

394
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,800
Because I had a case.

395
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,800
I had a 12 for a hot minute.

396
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,800
Yeah.

397
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800
For like a week.

398
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,800
And I traded it in for 14.

399
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800
But because it was overheating.

400
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,800
Because yours was overheated.

401
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,800
Yeah, dude.

402
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,800
This fucking shit.

403
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,800
Oh, god damn.

404
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800
Dude, what?

405
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,800
God damn.

406
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,800
Yeah, dude.

407
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800
That was actually the woman that got me into it.

408
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,800
I get it, dude.

409
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800
I get it.

410
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800
I would same.

411
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,800
Yeah.

412
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Is that nose even real?

413
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,800
Or did they just put like a red spot on her?

414
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,800
No, that's a hawk nose.

415
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800
God bless.

416
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,800
Girl versus Tranny clown edition.

417
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,800
God, I'm going to look her up.

418
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,800
What's her name?

419
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,800
Natty likes pizza.

420
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,800
I think her name is.

421
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,800
That's awesome.

422
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,800
God.

423
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,800
I love the internet.

424
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,800
Yeah, dude.

425
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800
Fucking clowns.

426
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:50,800
Dude, because she has like stockings and fucking massive tits and pink hair.

427
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,800
And guys, it's like guys are always looking for something that's like a little like strange.

428
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,800
Yeah.

429
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800
You know what I mean?

430
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:02,800
Like she's like, so like maybe she's like, maybe she's got something like a little something

431
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,800
that knocks her down into your league a little bit.

432
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,800
Be like, oh, she's fucking weird.

433
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,800
She's a nerd.

434
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800
So I got a chance, you know?

435
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:15,800
Guys are always looking for the one that's it's like wounded pry a little bit, you know?

436
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800
Does that make sense?

437
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
Yeah.

438
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,800
It's like the girl that's got something like a little a little wrong with her.

439
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,800
Like autism.

440
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:28,800
Well, I mean, that's like we're talking about love on the spectrum.

441
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,800
But I fucking love that show.

442
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,800
I watched every single episode of that.

443
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,800
Dude, it's like it's a hit, man.

444
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,800
A lot of people like it.

445
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,800
Oh, my God.

446
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,800
I forgot she fucking like took her suspenders and went like that with them and slapped against

447
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800
her.

448
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,800
God bless.

449
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,800
Yeah.

450
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,800
Cloud pussy.

451
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,800
But yeah, to clarify, so I don't sound like that last thing I was saying.

452
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800
Like, I don't know.

453
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,800
I was listening to the guy who wrote Fight Club talking about it on Joe Rogan.

454
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,800
About Clownborn?

455
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,800
No, no.

456
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:02,800
How like guys like always like like guys like girls with like glasses, right?

457
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,800
Something that brings them like like they have like a little imperfection.

458
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,800
You know what I mean?

459
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,800
So it like it puts it puts the girl like more into your league.

460
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,800
She's more attainable.

461
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,800
She's not perfect.

462
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800
Are glasses an imperfection?

463
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,800
I mean, I would say so.

464
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,800
You guys get the same glasses.

465
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,800
No, these are blue light blocking glasses.

466
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,800
This is blue light.

467
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800
Blue light.

468
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800
Yeah.

469
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,800
So, oh, God damn.

470
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,800
Those look there's something wrong with their chest.

471
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:40,800
They're so blue light is I just say blue, blue, blue light like white like Cody, Cody.

472
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,800
Fight your best blue light.

473
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,800
Yeah, no, blue light is like what screens give off.

474
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,800
Right.

475
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,800
So blue light is normal like in the first half of the day.

476
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,800
And so it times your circadian rhythm.

477
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:59,800
So when your body is seeing blue light later in the day, it throws off your sleep patterns.

478
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:05,800
So that's why people get like hospital acquired delirium because those fluorescent lights are on all the time.

479
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:16,800
So one of the treatments for delirium in the hospital is to put the put the shades down lights off at night, shades up in the morning.

480
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,800
Right.

481
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,800
So they get the natural cycle.

482
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,800
So blue light throws off your circadian rhythm.

483
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,800
So like these glasses block at like 20 or 30 percent.

484
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,800
It doesn't block all of it.

485
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,800
But does it make you tired?

486
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,800
What about those like?

487
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,800
No, it makes what about the yellow glasses like the ones that those are?

488
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,800
Those are like.

489
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,800
Yeah, those are like 50, 60 percent of blue light.

490
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,800
But no, dude, you'll notice that you can work so much longer on a computer without getting like angry.

491
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,800
Right.

492
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:48,800
Do you ever do like the thing where you stare at a computer screen for so long that you started like getting kind of like blind spots with it?

493
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,800
I've never had that happen.

494
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:56,800
Like if I stare at like a TV screen or like a computer for too long, like I start getting like tunnel vision almost.

495
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,800
Yeah.

496
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,800
Like white out type thing.

497
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,800
Huh?

498
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,800
It's weird.

499
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,800
I might have some sort of fucking neurological issue or something.

500
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:16,800
But no, dude, I just I got these because like I noticed that like a certain time working on the computer, like 11 o'clock at night, I just got this like feeling in my stomach.

501
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,800
It was just like like just stress hormones.

502
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,800
You could feel it.

503
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Yeah. If you're working on the computer all the time, you're always getting that fluorescent.

504
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,800
Right.

505
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,800
So like with these on, it's like I can just I can work just keep working.

506
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,800
You know, it doesn't that like never happens.

507
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800
I did.

508
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:43,800
I could have got the blue light glasses with these like including my prescription, but I'm like, I wouldn't with regular glasses.

509
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,800
I mean, I'm not to say I wouldn't.

510
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,800
I would have two sets because about like red light therapy.

511
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,800
I actually bought one of those.

512
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,800
I have 50 bucks for it.

513
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,800
So I was actually looking at a sauna pod that you can hit for like 350 bucks.

514
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800
Oh, right. Right. Yeah.

515
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,800
And like you can put it in like your porch or something and like literally just sit in a sauna for, you know, 15 minutes or so.

516
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Is that one of the ones where your head is out?

517
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,800
No, it's like full on sauna.

518
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800
Like it's called sauna pod.

519
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,800
It's actually 350 bucks and it has like red light therapy that you can get for it, too.

520
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,800
So you get like the red lights in there and you get like the sauna steam coming through.

521
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,800
No, it's like an infrared sauna.

522
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,800
Yeah, but like it actually has like the steam like the like the fucking it's a wet sauna, too.

523
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,800
Yeah.

524
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,800
The the red light therapy box that I bought, it's like this big.

525
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,800
It's like that by that.

526
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,800
And I've been using it for like the past month.

527
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:40,800
And I mean, you know, I'm not really sure.

528
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,800
I'm still I'm still up in the air about it.

529
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800
If I think it does anything.

530
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800
Was I talking about this on another episode?

531
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,800
I don't think so.

532
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure if it's just a warm red light yet or if it like does anything.

533
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,800
But people use it online.

534
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Like they say that it really helps.

535
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,800
Like it makes you look younger.

536
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,800
And this one girl that was like talking about it, she was like 45 and she looked like she was 30.

537
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:11,800
And she said that she says that that's she attributes that to the red light therapy box.

538
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:17,800
So, you know, they were working on a cure for aging, which is aging is thought.

539
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:23,800
You know, getting older is thought to happen because the the ends of the chromosomes that you raise.

540
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800
Yeah. Yeah. Every time that they replicate.

541
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,800
Right. So if you can fix that, people wouldn't age.

542
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Right. We'd be not immortal, but like physiologically immortal.

543
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Right. You know, you know what they're going to have to do to stop that is themselves.

544
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
Well, no, they're going to have to.

545
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:51,800
So the problem is, is like problem is the population would skyrocket because people still have kids.

546
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800
Right. People need to die.

547
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,800
That's not good.

548
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,800
Let's not make any mistakes about that.

549
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,800
People do need to die.

550
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,800
But and I think I think the environment, I think we talked about this.

551
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,800
The environment has ways of also gravity.

552
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,800
I heard ages you to really.

553
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,800
Yeah. Huh. Yeah.

554
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800
That's the sauna box commercial.

555
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,800
I don't know about this press play.

556
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800
What was I saying?

557
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,800
What were you saying about the aging?

558
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Oh, yeah. We'll get back to that.

559
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,800
Let me see this commercial for the sauna box.

560
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,800
Oh, shit. That's pretty sweet.

561
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,800
So it's like kind of goes up like a tent with a frame.

562
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,800
You can do it in your yard.

563
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,800
You can act. They said it's like safe to put in your house, too.

564
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,800
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

565
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,800
They make ones just like that.

566
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,800
The same material where just your head peeks out.

567
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,800
Well, they have a thing where you can like open it up and put your head through.

568
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Damn. That that dude shredded.

569
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,800
He's diced out of his fucking mind.

570
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,800
God damn.

571
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,800
How many guys are on gear?

572
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,800
He's on drugs. Oh, he's on drugs.

573
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,800
No doubt.

574
00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:00,800
It's like it's like when your tits stick out further than your fucking abs, you're on drugs.

575
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,800
It's like so obvious.

576
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Huh. Yeah, that's really interesting.

577
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800
Yeah. Like that.

578
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,800
Three hundred fifty bucks.

579
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,800
I was thinking about getting you could build one for probably five hundred bucks.

580
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,800
You could have like a nice wooden one.

581
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,800
You're not going to be able to hide it like from that room out front, though.

582
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,800
Yeah, that's perfect. I was thinking about putting like that out there, like put the sauna there.

583
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800
And then I could take it down and put it in the corner.

584
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800
Yeah. Not using it.

585
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:31,800
I mean, you can you can make a real little one, too, out of just wood, you know, two by fours.

586
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,800
But like I like every time I go to the gym and I go on a sauna, I feel fucking great when I get out.

587
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800
Dude, saunas are amazing.

588
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,800
And like the one at ABC is a dry sauna.

589
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,800
Oh, so it doesn't spread MRSA.

590
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Huh. Yeah.

591
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,800
So I mean, what's the difference between dry and like a dry sauna?

592
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Literally, there's no moisture at all.

593
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:55,800
It's just like you're inside a fucking wooden box that's like you got to like sit in a towel with like other dudes.

594
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,800
No, I sit in my like I sit in my shorts in there.

595
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,800
I take my shirt off, but I wear I just wear my shorts and then like fucking I sit in there.

596
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:11,800
A wet sauna is like you literally get condensation all over you like like coach you in like water.

597
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,800
Yeah, because there's the what are the rooms with the moisture called?

598
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800
So that's another sauna.

599
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Yeah, but it's like there's another name for it.

600
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,800
Those. Man, I can't think of it.

601
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
Vent Fitness has both of them.

602
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,800
They have the dry one and they have the wet one.

603
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
The moisture one. Yeah.

604
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,800
I like the moisture ones better because when I was on the cruise ship, I never was in a moist one.

605
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,800
Until I went on a cruise ship.

606
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:43,800
But like they have like the dry one, which I sat in because I got like the spa pass with like my my thing for free.

607
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800
So I'm like, whatever.

608
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800
I'll go to the fucking sauna thing.

609
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,800
So he went I went to the sauna thing.

610
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,800
I sat there and swim shorts because it was Disney Cruise.

611
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,800
So no one was naked on the on there, which I appreciate it.

612
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,800
You appreciated that?

613
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,800
Yeah, I didn't want to see fucking half these dudes naked.

614
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Oh, are you talking about the women?

615
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:12,800
No, I was just sitting there and you know, the wet one, it's like heavy to breathe, though.

616
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,800
That's the only thing like in the dry one.

617
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,800
It's like you're in like the desert.

618
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,800
You're like, who? Oh, but in like the wet one, you're like,

619
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
type shit, because you're breathing in so much fucking vapor.

620
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
Probably not good for like asthma and shit.

621
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,800
Yeah. But when I get out of it, I'm like, holy shit.

622
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Wow. Yeah, no, it really does make you feel dope.

623
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Especially if it's like a cold day, too.

624
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Like when you get out and you get out like out of like the gym and like into the super cold parking lot and like, oh, OK.

625
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800
All right. Yeah.

626
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,800
It releases like these things apparently called heat shock proteins.

627
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,800
They also the cold shock ones, too. Right. If you do the cold plunge.

628
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,800
Did you ever do cold plunge sauna, then cold plunge and sauna?

629
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,800
Oh, it's not. That's fucking sick.

630
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,800
I feel like your teeth would crack or something.

631
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,800
It was awesome. We used to do that for football.

632
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800
Oh, really? Yeah. Damn.

633
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:12,800
We would start with the cold, go to the heat, go to the cold, go to the heat and then be done.

634
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,800
Yeah, that sounds like it's like not that great for you.

635
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
It worked. I felt great afterwards.

636
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,800
I got walking pneumonia.

637
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Yeah. One of the benefits of the sauna is that you actually sweat out chemicals.

638
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:35,800
Yeah. So that's one of the like main reasons like they say it's like really good for like firefighters because like firefighters.

639
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,800
Yeah.

640
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Firefighters are exposed to so many chemicals that absorb through their skin, especially when Bush was president.

641
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,800
Yeah. That kind of man.

642
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,800
Yeah.

643
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,800
Yeah.

644
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,800
Yeah.

645
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,800
Anyway, you know, nine eleven wasn't that bad.

646
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,800
No, no.

647
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:59,800
No, I'm just joking. It was bad. It was really fucking bad.

648
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,800
Can we not forgive the Japanese for World War II?

649
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800
I thought you were going to say for nine eleven.

650
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800
The Japanese definitely did nine eleven.

651
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,800
I was like, Tyler, we're going to have to have a history lesson.

652
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,800
No, but can we not forgive the Japanese for World War II?

653
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Dude, look, I think they more than made up for their sins.

654
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,800
I was thinking about this.

655
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,800
We bombed them into hentai.

656
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,800
The Holocaust might have been an accident. Remind me about that.

657
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800
What?

658
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,800
No, let's just let's skip what I was going to say.

659
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,800
What the fuck is that about?

660
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800
What is that about?

661
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800
No, we'll talk about that later.

662
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,800
No, tell me about that right now.

663
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,800
You can't just say that.

664
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,800
So I was thinking about this.

665
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Do any other countries have military bases in the United States?

666
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,800
No.

667
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Oh, fuck no.

668
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,800
Then how come we get to have military bases in other countries?

669
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,800
Because we're the defenders of the planet.

670
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800
Well, it's countries that we've beaten in war, right? Like Japan.

671
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,800
Yeah, we never got beaten so we don't have other people in our country.

672
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,800
Well, we did get beat by Vietnam.

673
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,800
Yeah, but you think we're going to get Vietnam bases?

674
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,800
They never beat us.

675
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,800
We got beat by fucking Afghanistan.

676
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,800
They never beat us on our home turf.

677
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Like if you beat somebody on their own home turf, put a base there.

678
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,800
What was the point of that war?

679
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,800
Which one?

680
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,800
Afghanistan.

681
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Oh, Afghanistan?

682
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Weapons of mass destruction.

683
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,800
There was no point.

684
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Because now they're just the fucking Taliban are in control again.

685
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800
Well.

686
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Or fucking them.

687
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Yeah.

688
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,800
All right.

689
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,800
So the whole thing with Iraq, we know what that was about.

690
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,800
Iraq said that they were going to stop using, they were going to stop trading oil and American

691
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,800
dollars.

692
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:40,800
And that's why we had to go over there and fuck shit up.

693
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:46,800
Because it's like when somebody says they're not going to use the reserve currency of the

694
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,800
world to trade oil.

695
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:48,800
Yeah.

696
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,800
Let's not start that fucking trend.

697
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,800
All right.

698
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800
They had weapons of mass destruction.

699
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
Yeah.

700
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800
And anybody, anybody that says they're going to stop using dollars are going to turn up

701
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,800
with weapons of mass destruction, which they didn't have.

702
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800
They're going to have something, dude.

703
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800
Anybody.

704
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,800
Look, anybody.

705
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,800
The United States wants to find guilty of something.

706
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,800
They'll find them guilty of something.

707
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,800
It's just like, bro.

708
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,800
It's like that thing with Toyota, right?

709
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800
The toy, the gas pedal scandal.

710
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,800
Oh, yeah.

711
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,800
Didn't exist.

712
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,800
They didn't.

713
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,800
No.

714
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,800
I remember everybody was freaking out about that in like 2010.

715
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800
No, no, it did.

716
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,800
Bro, it was literally.

717
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,800
Okay.

718
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,800
So what they blamed it on is people didn't know that you couldn't throw a stack of fucking

719
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,800
floor mats in the driver, in the driver floor compartment, on the floorboard.

720
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,440
That's true of any car.

721
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,400
So they put, people put multiple floor.

722
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
Yeah, exactly.

723
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,680
It had nothing to do with Toyota.

724
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,480
That's why you didn't see these lawsuits in other countries, really.

725
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,640
Like these same cars are sold all over the world, but it was only in the United States

726
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,680
they got a $1 billion fine.

727
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,080
And then NASA couldn't find the problem.

728
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,520
And then they finally said, oh, well, we think that there's a problem with the computer and

729
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,760
there's a fucking bit flip caused by a solar, a solar ray.

730
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,760
Oh, yeah.

731
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,880
Hit the computer and flip the bit.

732
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,880
The solar ray.

733
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,880
Oh no, Alimak was talking about that.

734
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,580
So anybody in the United States wants to find guilty of something, they'll just make up

735
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,700
a fucking reason that you're guilty.

736
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:14,160
That's the United States' MO.

737
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,640
What is the MO of the United States?

738
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640
So dude.

739
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,280
Dude, I was speaking of that.

740
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:27,640
I know a guy who works in cyber security and he goes, you seriously know that they could

741
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,280
put child porn on your hard drive and just make you disappear.

742
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,560
Bro, do you know how many people that's probably happened to?

743
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,820
I guarantee you a lot of people out there who are like enemies of the government, magically

744
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:43,720
had child CP on their fucking, on their fucking thing.

745
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,440
Dude, did you hear?

746
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,240
Oh my God, dude, this is like fucking.

747
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:54,600
So did I tell this story about the guy that bought a computer from like a, it was like

748
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,600
a place that sold secondhand computers.

749
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Did I tell that story?

750
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,600
I don't think so.

751
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,600
No.

752
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:05,040
So this guy bought, he bought like a bundle of like 10 used computers for his kid to play

753
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:13,700
with and the FBI came to his house and said, oh, you're distributing child porn and arrested

754
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,700
him.

755
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,600
And he's like, what the fuck is happening?

756
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,160
I bought these computers used and they're like, they thought that this guy was some

757
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,480
massive distributor.

758
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:30,640
And it turns out that one of the computers was from the FBI and it was a bait computer

759
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,520
that the FBI had made.

760
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:38,640
So it sends, it sends out child porn for people to download and they catch them.

761
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,640
Really?

762
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,640
Yeah.

763
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,560
And it, it got out into the general public into circulation.

764
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,840
Somehow this computer, like they didn't take the fucking thing off.

765
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,640
It's like, dude, destroy that fucking computer when you're done with it.

766
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,200
Like how the fuck does that happen?

767
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,760
Don't even have it in the first place.

768
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,760
Right.

769
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,760
Jesus Christ.

770
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,760
Right.

771
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,680
Then you're basically instigate, you're sending out that to like people and you're instigating

772
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,680
in them to download.

773
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,680
I mean,

774
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,400
Well, I mean, it is a good way to catch people.

775
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,280
You know what I mean?

776
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,600
So, but they caught themselves is what they did.

777
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,880
They're like, Oh, this guy is a fucking mass distributor of this shit.

778
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:19,800
And yeah, so they, they like didn't want to admit that it was their computer.

779
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,880
Are you talking about like, this is a computer that sends out like these files to people

780
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,800
to bait them and arrest them?

781
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,640
Like it's, it's called the honeypot operation.

782
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,600
Oh, is that what it is?

783
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,600
Yeah.

784
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Basically.

785
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:37,360
It's like the same thing with like, like it's basically, you know how back in like the 90s

786
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,760
and 80s, they would have female cops dress as hookers and then I try to get people.

787
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,560
It's basically that just digital.

788
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
Right.

789
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
Yeah.

790
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:52,160
So anyway, he finally won in court, but it's like, dude, by that time you're fucking, your

791
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,960
reputation is destroyed.

792
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,320
But you got billions of dollars now.

793
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:02,320
I don't know what he got out of it, but I don't really want to look it up.

794
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,840
If you, if you got, if you got a good lawyer, you could have made a couple million off of

795
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840
that.

796
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,640
I mean, that is, if you sue the federal government and win, you can get millions off of that.

797
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,440
That is such an egregious mistake.

798
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
Yeah.

799
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,400
It's like, how do you guys fuck up that bad?

800
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,400
Like really?

801
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:23,440
But speaking of egregious mistakes, dude, have you heard about Boeing?

802
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,040
No, dude, the guy who quote unquote killed himself.

803
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040
Yeah.

804
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,040
That's definitely, dude, it's going to be another Epstein fucking thing.

805
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,040
What happened?

806
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,960
Dude, they're, they're Boeing is fucking up left and right.

807
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,360
And because they went, they went, they got it bought out.

808
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,960
I don't know if you saw the documentary on Netflix.

809
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,480
They got bought out by McDonald Douglas back in like, I don't know.

810
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,520
I was like, what, 15 years ago or something like that.

811
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,120
And so Boeing used to be an engineering firm.

812
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:57,800
They were focused on engineering and this CEO came in who was the CEO of McDonald Douglas.

813
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:03,600
And it was really like a reverse, like acquisition of Boeing somehow.

814
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:09,640
Like I don't know how it works, but anyway, they turned Boeing.

815
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,040
This is, this proves what you talk about Casey with capitalism.

816
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:18,080
They turned Boeing into like a for-profit, like, I mean, they are for-profit, but like,

817
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,200
like a profit driven company rather than an engineering firm.

818
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,760
So we talked about how Boeing and like all those other airplane companies, how the fuck

819
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,080
do they actually make money?

820
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,080
Oh, right.

821
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,080
Yeah.

822
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,320
Well, I mean, we were talking about the airlines.

823
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,320
Yeah.

824
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,280
But in general, how the fuck do they make money?

825
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,440
I mean, I understand how the plane companies make money.

826
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,480
I mean, those are so fucking expensive.

827
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,480
Yeah.

828
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,640
The companies themselves can make money, but like the airlines themselves won't.

829
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,520
Yeah.

830
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,560
But they turn this into like, like a profit motive.

831
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,160
They turn Boeing into a profit driven company.

832
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,520
So the guy's like, Oh, we got to set this up like a proper business, not an engineering

833
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,520
firm.

834
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:03,000
So when you set up a business to maximize profits, you're just going to like, some things

835
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
have to be neglected.

836
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
You know?

837
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,480
So the employees said that they're like on this like crazy time crunch all the time.

838
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,720
There's like less of a focus on safety and doing things right and just like getting units

839
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:14,720
off the door.

840
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,720
So there's going to be accidents.

841
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,720
There's going to be accidents.

842
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:24,440
And then on top of that, they're using the 737 Airframe, which has been around, it was

843
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,480
designed initially in like the fifties.

844
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:32,280
So they're using an ancient airframe and they're just like trying to put like bigger engines

845
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:37,040
on it and like really like, like pushing it to the limits of like what it should really

846
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,080
be pushed to, you know, the redesigning an ancient design.

847
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:47,640
So like, where's like the Airbus A320 is like a completely new design.

848
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,320
You know, that was like, that's a very new design.

849
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,360
So like that design, the 737 is like just a heavy airframe.

850
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,480
And they're just saying like, oh, let's put bigger, more efficient engines on it and shit.

851
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,960
So forever.

852
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,920
Anyway, they've had some real safety problems lately.

853
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,960
They had the one door blow off the plane.

854
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,080
Saw that.

855
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,280
So yeah, there's one guy that was a whistleblower.

856
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,280
Yeah.

857
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,040
And he went to like a hearing in South Carolina.

858
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,520
He was a key witness.

859
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,520
Yeah.

860
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:23,480
And he, he ended up dead in his hotel room or no, it is in his truck and from his self-inflicted

861
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,480
gunshot wound.

862
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,000
Self-inflicted to the back of the head.

863
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,480
No, where was it really?

864
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,480
It was to the back of the head.

865
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,480
No.

866
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,480
Yeah.

867
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,480
It was self-inflicted.

868
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:42,760
Also, just imagine you're this guy and, and okay, let's say this is 100% actually he killed

869
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,760
himself.

870
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,880
Oh, I am a key witness in a trial.

871
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:53,000
I was one of the ones that brought this entire thing to, to head.

872
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,880
I am a key witness to this trial.

873
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,480
The day after my first statement, I'm just going to end it.

874
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,480
Yeah.

875
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,760
Like that doesn't make sense.

876
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,880
I don't think it was Boeing that did it.

877
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,440
To be honest with you, I think it was some of the fucking shareholders.

878
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Yeah.

879
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,040
Like because Boeing isn't going to get fucking involved.

880
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,680
They don't really, they're trying, they're too busy cleaning up their fucking mess right

881
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,000
now, trying to change their culture and the company.

882
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,640
And they're just trying to work this out.

883
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,980
But like it's the fucking shareholders that are greedy, dude.

884
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:25,720
But like psycho psychologically, that doesn't make sense.

885
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:29,560
You don't go being like, okay, this is a huge fucking thing.

886
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,800
I have to do this.

887
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,700
I was the whistleblower that brought this whole thing to thing.

888
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:37,520
This is like the thing you don't just go, well, I did one, I did one thing.

889
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,520
Right.

890
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,520
Bang.

891
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,520
Right.

892
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,520
So what are they, I mean, what are they trying to say?

893
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,080
I haven't heard anything that's like saying it's a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

894
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,360
Nobody on earth believes that.

895
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,960
So this guy was testifying against billing.

896
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,960
Yeah.

897
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,960
Yep.

898
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,960
And he was like the main witness.

899
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,960
Right.

900
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,640
And he worked on like the safety.

901
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,120
Department or whatever.

902
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,120
Yeah.

903
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,960
Like the quality control.

904
00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,960
And he said that.

905
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,600
Well, I mean, that's one way to maximize your profits.

906
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,560
Blowing your brains out.

907
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,720
No fucking killing the people that are testifying against you.

908
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,880
Companies have been doing that forever.

909
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,880
Right.

910
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,600
If you fucking stand out against fucking like, dude, even if you stood out against Tesla,

911
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,080
I think Elon would get you killed.

912
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,080
I don't think so.

913
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,080
No.

914
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,440
I don't think- Is Elon going to get us killed?

915
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,240
He doesn't give a fuck about like, dude, profits.

916
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,240
He says, I think our stock's overvalued.

917
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,240
Don't buy it.

918
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,240
Dude, he literally said that.

919
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,560
He's like, I don't think it's a good deal.

920
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,560
Don't buy it.

921
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,120
Like, dude, how does the CEO come out and say that?

922
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,920
He's like- He put X in the hands of some random lady.

923
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:37,920
What's that?

924
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,920
He just put X in the hand of some random lady.

925
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,920
Spacehook?

926
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,920
Did he?

927
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920
Yeah.

928
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920
Or Twitter.

929
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,920
Oh, X.

930
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,920
Oh, yeah, yeah.

931
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,240
But yeah, no, he just doesn't give a fuck.

932
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,480
I actually, I transferred over some money.

933
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,800
I was going to buy some of Tesla's stock today.

934
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,280
You're going to buy Tesla- Oh, I bought some Bitcoin.

935
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,640
I saw Bitcoin was up to the highest it's ever been.

936
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,440
It's at like 70 something thousand.

937
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,240
Casey, what are you going to do when you find out when the dollar goes belly up that you

938
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,240
can't eat your Bitcoins?

939
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:12,240
What is the dollar going to- You can't eat dollars either.

940
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:17,200
I mean, I'd rather have dollars than Bitcoins because people are going to be like, fuck,

941
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,200
I got to buy peanut butter.

942
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,200
How do I buy peanut butter with dollars?

943
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,200
I got to get rid of these fucking Bitcoins.

944
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,160
No, when the dollar goes belly up, people are going to resort to using Bitcoins because

945
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,440
that's like the underground currency.

946
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:32,560
I mean, dude, like can't be like, you know, that's like the currency cryptocurrency.

947
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,480
That's what we call it.

948
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,160
We call it GameStop is Don Juan.

949
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,960
I'd be like, dad, I'll take Bitcoins.

950
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,520
That's all I got.

951
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,520
EBT con and Bitcoins.

952
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:54,720
I want to go spy on some Bitcoins.

953
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:59,400
You ever see the video where there's like this guy in court, right?

954
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,640
And the judge sentences him to like 25 years or something.

955
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,800
It's for some like white collar crime.

956
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
And he goes, okay.

957
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:11,040
And he just pulls out a pistol and fucking blows a hole in his skull.

958
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,040
Right after the verdict.

959
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,960
And everyone's like, oh my God.

960
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,960
Well justified.

961
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,800
I think that guy had a reason.

962
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,440
25 years he was getting something like that.

963
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440
Yeah.

964
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,440
Fuck that.

965
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,440
Fuck that, dude.

966
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,440
He was like 50.

967
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,440
So damn.

968
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,440
And what did he do?

969
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,080
He said it was like a white collar crime.

970
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,080
Yeah.

971
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,520
Some kind of, you know, like Ponzi scheme kind of thing.

972
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,560
Similar to that.

973
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,600
I mean, they should have a special prison for those guys.

974
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,600
That's not that bad.

975
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,760
I mean, that's what every business is really.

976
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,800
You know, it's the beauty of this country is that you can do things like that.

977
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,840
So you're excusing their crimes because you're saying that capitalism is already a crime

978
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,840
in itself.

979
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,840
Yes.

980
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,240
That's exactly what I'm saying.

981
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:02,800
It's still better than the alternatives, but yeah, it's a fucking, it's a scam, but it's

982
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,000
still better.

983
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,800
I mean, dude, Boeing is an example of why capitalism ultimately fails.

984
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,120
Nobody said it was perfect.

985
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,640
Eventually with capitalism, yes, people die.

986
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Okay.

987
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,280
Eventually, you know, because somebody's sucking money out of the system and not putting it

988
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:23,660
back in somebody at the top is profiteering, profiteering off all the people at the bottom

989
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:24,660
of the pyramid.

990
00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:25,660
Right.

991
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:26,660
Right.

992
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:30,140
They're sucking, siphoning all the money off and corners have to be cut somewhere because

993
00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:34,880
they need to have a second house in some fucking private Island or something, you know, for

994
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,680
50 billion fucking dollars.

995
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680
What the fuck are you doing?

996
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,720
This is something that you enjoy, Casey.

997
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,720
What's that?

998
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:48,160
Oh, a new dead by daylight killer.

999
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,200
Formed freak in a shirt.

1000
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:57,200
Formed neck evidence of a certain name statistic voiced by a trans voice actor.

1001
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,840
The voice actor did not know what killer would look like is now demanding reparations and

1002
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,840
apologies.

1003
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,240
There's no way these devs didn't know what they were doing.

1004
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,240
Oh my God.

1005
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,760
It's like a fucking the new killer and dead by daylight.

1006
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:14,320
Like this is like weird, like Tran, Trans thing.

1007
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,320
Geez.

1008
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,320
What the fuck?

1009
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,960
Damn.

1010
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:26,640
I just love how they're like certain memes statistic.

1011
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,640
That is fucked up.

1012
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,880
Have you guys like ever looked into like the trans suicide rate?

1013
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,720
No, it's over 50%.

1014
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,720
It's a lot.

1015
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,720
Damn.

1016
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,720
It's I don't know about 50%.

1017
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,720
No, it is.

1018
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,720
It's 54%.

1019
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,720
Jesus.

1020
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,720
Wow.

1021
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:46,880
Actually, let me I don't want to look that up, but like it's why not look it up.

1022
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,880
I'll look it up.

1023
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,880
The trans suicide rate.

1024
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,160
I don't think 54% is extreme.

1025
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,760
No, it's like something fucking nuts.

1026
00:46:54,760 --> 00:47:00,240
It's like people who successfully quote unquote successfully transition their suicide rates

1027
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:05,280
are fucking through the roof.

1028
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:10,840
Let's see.

1029
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,960
Ranges from 32 to 50%.

1030
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,320
Suicide attempt rate.

1031
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,320
That's still fucking insane.

1032
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,320
Damn.

1033
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,280
30 to 50% of them attempt.

1034
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,680
Yeah, man.

1035
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:30,000
You know, it's like you can't you can't just go pumping yourself full of hormones and think

1036
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,400
that it's not going to do something that it's not going to it's just going to be all perfect.

1037
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,760
Like that changed me into a man that changed me into a woman.

1038
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,280
You know, I took a bunch of estrogen.

1039
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,680
The thing is, I don't really care about like trans people.

1040
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,600
If you want to fucking do that, go ahead.

1041
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,600
I don't care.

1042
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,320
I have no problem with it.

1043
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:52,280
Dude, some of these fucking guys like girls that have transitioned into guys, bro, they

1044
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,080
have fucking beards that I beard.

1045
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,440
I couldn't fucking grow.

1046
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,440
I'm like, damn, I gotta get on.

1047
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,640
Yeah, you should take some I gotta get on fucking test, bro.

1048
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,640
I gotta get back on.

1049
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,600
I used to shoot up to Sasha.

1050
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:09,040
When you say it like that, it makes it sound like I'm a fucking drug addict.

1051
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,040
Remember?

1052
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,040
Well, I shot up test.

1053
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,040
You're bro.

1054
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,040
I had prescribed by a doctor.

1055
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,040
Were you on gear?

1056
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,040
I wasn't a real.

1057
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,040
It's not.

1058
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,040
No, it was.

1059
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,040
It actually was.

1060
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,040
It was like a back.

1061
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,040
It was like, wait, hold on.

1062
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,040
Let me think.

1063
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,040
It was like a doctor you go to for like a week.

1064
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,040
Let me think about that real quick.

1065
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,440
It was a real doctor.

1066
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,440
The initial prescription.

1067
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,560
No, the initial prescription was a nurse practitioner.

1068
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,160
It was an actual local.

1069
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:39,760
When Ali Mack was freaking out about you guys shooting and starting up vitamins, we weren't

1070
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,760
shooting vitamins.

1071
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,760
We were snorting.

1072
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,760
Dude, I did.

1073
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,760
OK.

1074
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,760
And he's shooting tests.

1075
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,160
So we'll get back to that, to the vitamin thing.

1076
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,720
I want to talk about that because I was listening to some past episodes.

1077
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:56,920
And after Tyler did that, that's when he started to really like take off in jeopardy after the

1078
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,720
vitamin episodes, because I had a couple of wins.

1079
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,120
So are you just in Tyler had like six.

1080
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,280
I had my vitamins before jeopardy.

1081
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,280
Now I haven't snort.

1082
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,080
I went through the whole thing.

1083
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:12,040
Dude, I'm telling you that permanently changed something because the kid just fucking took

1084
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,040
off here.

1085
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,800
I want to try some vitamins.

1086
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:21,120
I heard this this guy say he's like if I told a couple of students of mine, he's a professor

1087
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:27,280
or PhD, that if you take a little bit of like active thyroid hormone and some vitamin B1,

1088
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,600
he goes, you'll be able to remember everything you ever knew.

1089
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,080
Hold on, Tyler, look at Nerman.

1090
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,080
What?

1091
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,080
Nevermind.

1092
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,800
I forgot to turn the live sign on.

1093
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:43,860
But he's like he's like they get like crazy scores on some like college, like not an entry

1094
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:50,080
test for college, but like it's like something for your PhD or something like that.

1095
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,080
I don't remember what it is.

1096
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,280
This is vitamin B1.

1097
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,280
He says vitamin B1 and thyroid hormone.

1098
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,400
He says you'll be able to remember everything you ever know.

1099
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,840
Oh, it's not good to take too much thyroid hormone.

1100
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,840
I don't know, a little bit never have anybody.

1101
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:02,840
You got hyperthyroidism.

1102
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:07,600
I mean, no, it's actually pretty safe.

1103
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,600
Ask me how I know.

1104
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,720
By the way, I'm prescribed Adderall, but do you ever snort it?

1105
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,720
I have not.

1106
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,720
I have, yes.

1107
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:13,720
It works so much better.

1108
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,720
I have.

1109
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,720
I'm also prescribed it.

1110
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,720
I don't really.

1111
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,720
It works so much better.

1112
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,720
I got it refilled in like a year and a half.

1113
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,720
It works so much better when you snort it.

1114
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:20,720
Yeah.

1115
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:21,720
What is that?

1116
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,720
Insufflation, they call it.

1117
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,720
I thought it was internasally.

1118
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:29,440
Well, I think it's like when you breathe it in, insufflation.

1119
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,440
Whatever.

1120
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:38,040
Anyway, yeah, it did work better.

1121
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,080
The reason I did that, I don't know why you did it.

1122
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,360
I did it because I wasn't getting the same effect from taking it orally.

1123
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,960
So I'm like, well, let me see if.

1124
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:52,000
No, I was taking tests and shit.

1125
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,280
You're taking tests?

1126
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,280
Like a written test.

1127
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,280
Oh, a test.

1128
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,280
I thought you meant like testosterone.

1129
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,280
No, dude.

1130
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,960
I'm not on gear.

1131
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:02,040
A test isn't considered gear.

1132
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,280
I mean, it depends on how much you're taking.

1133
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,360
After a certain point, it's considered gear.

1134
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,360
Yeah.

1135
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,360
But.

1136
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,520
Dude, I like going to the gym.

1137
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,120
I like doing that shit.

1138
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,400
There gets to a point when you go to the gym though and you're natural, you can't get any

1139
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,400
bigger.

1140
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,400
Absolutely.

1141
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:22,440
But like physically, naturally, you get to a point and that's it.

1142
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,160
Like you're at your peak physical condition and you're not going to get bigger unless

1143
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,160
you're on gear.

1144
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,160
Yeah.

1145
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,560
There's literally like, and it's like, dude, it's not.

1146
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,800
But the thing is, if you're naturally, like not naturally, if you're natty, muscular,

1147
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,380
like going to the gym, you look fine.

1148
00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:41,840
But then you start getting that body dysmorphia like shit, like looking at the dudes on gear

1149
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840
and shit.

1150
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,840
You're like, fuck dude.

1151
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,840
Like, I'm like, like when I was like fucking like shredded when I was boxing and stuff,

1152
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:52,920
I was like, I'm like, I was, I've been a lifelong natural guy, but like, I was like shredded

1153
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,840
and I'm like, dude, I'm not going to ever get, like, I was like, I'm like, I'm not getting

1154
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,840
any bigger than this.

1155
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:58,840
Dude.

1156
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,160
And then it's like, you're always chasing the dragon.

1157
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,160
Yeah.

1158
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,960
You're always trying to get, you know, it's like, it'll never be good enough.

1159
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,960
No.

1160
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,200
But dude, until you're like, you're fucking.

1161
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,200
You look like a cloud.

1162
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,200
Biceps are bigger than your fucking.

1163
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,760
Why do people like to look like that?

1164
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:19,320
I think it's like it's like the opposite of dysmorphia.

1165
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,160
It's like the opposite of anorexia.

1166
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,400
You want to get bigger.

1167
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,400
Right.

1168
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,080
Like you're like, so fucking weird though.

1169
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,440
No, like that's like an actual thing.

1170
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:32,280
Like bodybuilders all have like a mental like lapse trying to get like, if you're, if you

1171
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,200
see these bodybuilders, they all have mental disorders, right?

1172
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,960
Because they can't get any bigger without Royds.

1173
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:43,680
Like I was saying to Dan, you get to a certain point naturally where you can't get any bigger

1174
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,960
or more muscular.

1175
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:51,660
Like and people who are, who are natural muscular, you can tell because their muscles are super

1176
00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:54,760
tight and super cut, but they're not bulky.

1177
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,760
Right.

1178
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,200
They look like super cut and like, you're like, wow, that's a fucking, that's a, that's

1179
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,160
a muscular guy, but you're never going to be like, oh, that guy's fucking huge.

1180
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,160
Right.

1181
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,880
You're going to be like that dude shredded.

1182
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,880
Right.

1183
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,160
Like huge, you're on gear shredded most of the time.

1184
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,160
You're, you're natural.

1185
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,160
Yeah.

1186
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,120
It's like, they say you can be, you can be big and natural.

1187
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,520
You can be lean and natural.

1188
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,000
You can't be big, lean and natural.

1189
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Yeah.

1190
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
It's like, it's not, it's not really possible.

1191
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Yeah, dude.

1192
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:29,440
I found this fucking picture today where I was fucking diced out dude.

1193
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,640
And I was like, God damn, I don't think I'll ever be able to get like that in my life again.

1194
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,600
Diced, bro, bro, sliced and diced.

1195
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,080
Let me see if I can find it.

1196
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,760
It was like, not that I was really like that cut.

1197
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,760
I just like the sex lines.

1198
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,760
Yeah.

1199
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,760
Fucking defined as fuck.

1200
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,360
I was doing leg hanging leg raises.

1201
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,640
Like it was my fucking addiction, bro.

1202
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,640
Like all day.

1203
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,840
When you were on gear dude.

1204
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,840
What's that?

1205
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840
Your dick's not going to be out in this one.

1206
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,840
Is it?

1207
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,840
Well, I got one of those if you want to say.

1208
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:04,160
Well, when you were on gear though, like was it easier to work out or was it the same?

1209
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,320
Bro, I didn't like it.

1210
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,320
Really?

1211
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,320
I was just like fucking.

1212
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,320
Wait, you're on roids?

1213
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,320
Oh no, you're on testosterone.

1214
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,320
I was on test, yeah.

1215
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:17,360
I was just holding a lot of water weight and you know, yeah, my muscles got a little more

1216
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,120
swollen.

1217
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:24,640
I was on, I think I worked up to taking like double the prescribed dose.

1218
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,520
Dude, we should have a fucking, keep going.

1219
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,960
But dude, it gets into this thing where it's like, you just find out that, okay, you know,

1220
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,360
taking it a couple of times a week isn't really enough.

1221
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,280
You really want it to be like the closest thing to natural, your natural cycle.

1222
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:46,640
You take it every day or every two days and now you're, now you're pinning every couple

1223
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:50,080
days and I'm just like, I'm stabbing myself in the ass.

1224
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,080
I did it for like three months.

1225
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,600
I was just trying it out.

1226
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,120
I'm like, I'm stabbing myself in the ass, you know, every other day bleeding in my fucking

1227
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,360
underwear after I'm like, this is fucking stupid.

1228
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:00,360
Yeah.

1229
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,360
It's like fucking dumb.

1230
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,360
That was the thing.

1231
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,480
When I was like super into working out, like I'm starting to get back into like really

1232
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,640
working out, like doing all that stuff.

1233
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:12,660
But like I was never, like never wanted to do weed or anything.

1234
00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:16,360
Like fucking Roids were the closest thing that I wanted to do to drugs.

1235
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,720
Like I really got close.

1236
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,720
Roids are drugs.

1237
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,720
No, no.

1238
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,520
Like, like the closest I got to taking drugs.

1239
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:26,440
I mean, dude, you do, you do get, you can get addicted to those things.

1240
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:31,920
Because I was like, I'm like, I wanted, I, it got to the point where I'm like, man, I've

1241
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:37,360
maybe I'll do Roids because like, but I knew if I did Roids, I wouldn't get off Roids.

1242
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,360
Yeah.

1243
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,240
Um, because I would, I would be chasing that dragon.

1244
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:46,640
Like you said, like I'd be huge until I hit like 40 and I'm trying or like 35 and I'm

1245
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,320
trying to like to, to gear down from it.

1246
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,600
And I'd be like, and then I just turned like those fucking guys who were like bald and

1247
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,600
have man tits.

1248
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,600
Not good for you.

1249
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,600
Right.

1250
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,600
Yeah.

1251
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,880
And it shuts down your fucking natural testosterone production.

1252
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,880
So your balls shrink.

1253
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,120
It's like, who the fuck wants that?

1254
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:06,640
We should have an episode where we just have a bunch of vitamins and just try all.

1255
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,640
Well, they're not going to do anything.

1256
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,880
I think she'll have believed in supplements.

1257
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,880
Me.

1258
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:17,800
I'm actually, dude, I got, so my name on Twitter is vitamin nerd.

1259
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,800
Right.

1260
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,600
And uh, I was just like posting a bunch of shit about like vitamins and like health food

1261
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,300
and shit like that.

1262
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:28,760
And I was fighting with this one guy who's like, Oh, you know, I'm completely natural

1263
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,760
to the point.

1264
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:30,760
I don't take vitamins.

1265
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:31,760
And I said, yeah, me neither.

1266
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,520
And he goes, your name is vitamin nerd.

1267
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,880
I don't believe in taking synthetic vitamins.

1268
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,680
I just, I, I believe in getting it from food, but he's like, what the fuck?

1269
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,160
Why would your name be vitamin nerd?

1270
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,360
If you don't even take the vitamins.

1271
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,520
But no, I do.

1272
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:53,080
A lot of these fucking not to get off on the vitamin shit, but, um, a lot of it is, it's

1273
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,840
made out of fucking petroleum.

1274
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,320
So it's like, why would you, why would you want to be taking that shit?

1275
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,320
Petroleum.

1276
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,400
Yeah, it doesn't.

1277
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,120
I think, I think a lot of it is a lot of it's bullshit.

1278
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,120
I'm happy.

1279
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,160
I never got on it though.

1280
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,160
Looking back.

1281
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,720
Well, I mean, I think it's okay to try just to see what the hype is about.

1282
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,960
Um, I would, I have a super addictive personality.

1283
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,880
I would have, I would have loved it and just kept going.

1284
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:26,000
I mean, dude, the thing I went to after that, I was like, okay, let me see what I can do

1285
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:33,040
to like, get my levels up to like crazy high, like naturally, because I it's like, dude,

1286
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,040
do you want to be reliant?

1287
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:39,440
If there's like a world war and the supply is shut down, do you want to be dependent

1288
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,320
on China to make your hormones?

1289
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:43,800
It's like that you're now addicted to.

1290
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,360
Oh, we're dependent on China for everything.

1291
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,360
Right.

1292
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:52,560
But do you want to be on, on voluntarily on a medication that's made in a foreign country?

1293
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,480
It's like, fuck that dude.

1294
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:59,240
It's like, you're not really, you're, you're telling fucking biosynthetics into that shit.

1295
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,240
Biosynthetics.

1296
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,240
What do you mean?

1297
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:05,080
I just made that up.

1298
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,080
What does that even mean?

1299
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:13,160
I'm trying to find this picture here.

1300
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,160
Let's see.

1301
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:19,000
I can't fucking find it.

1302
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Talk amongst yourselves.

1303
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,280
I only take a break for a minute.

1304
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,280
Yeah.

1305
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,280
Let's take a.

1306
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280
We'll be back on untitled podcast.

1307
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:40,560
Welcome back to the podcast and also welcome to jeopardy.

1308
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,480
Tyler, I checked the scoreboard.

1309
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,440
He actually had 15 wins.

1310
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,440
15.

1311
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:54,800
I got your five time winner.

1312
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,600
Dan, the vitamin man taking smelling salts.

1313
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,600
I got 10 more wins.

1314
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,600
Whatever.

1315
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,600
Let me get that smell.

1316
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:11,440
So Dan, you missed the entire internal combustion engine category last week.

1317
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,440
I know the answers to all those questions.

1318
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,440
I did.

1319
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,440
I did.

1320
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,440
Yes.

1321
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,440
I forgot about this.

1322
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,440
Even the flawed one.

1323
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,240
Was it a four cylinder or two?

1324
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,560
So there's two strokes and four stroke engines.

1325
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,560
So it was a flawed question.

1326
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:25,560
Yeah.

1327
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,560
It was a flawed question.

1328
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,480
But generally, they're probably talking about automotive, like car engines.

1329
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,440
It's a four stroke.

1330
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,440
Yeah.

1331
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,440
So you knew the answers to all the questions.

1332
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,440
Yes.

1333
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,440
Of course.

1334
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:42,200
I actually won that episode from home.

1335
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,900
Wait, check that.

1336
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,440
Six time winner, Dan.

1337
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,440
Dan wins.

1338
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,040
Yeah, it was confirmed by my girlfriend.

1339
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,040
That doesn't count.

1340
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,040
You can't do that.

1341
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,040
Yes, it does.

1342
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,040
Yes, it does.

1343
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,040
It was independently verified.

1344
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,040
That doesn't count.

1345
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,040
I won.

1346
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,240
We did the timing, broke down everything.

1347
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,240
I won that episode.

1348
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:02,240
You did not.

1349
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,240
I won that one.

1350
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,240
That's false.

1351
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,240
False information.

1352
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,480
What are you, two or three?

1353
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,480
You guys.

1354
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,480
Press the button.

1355
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,560
You guys got your categories today.

1356
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,560
Brothers in arms.

1357
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,360
What the fuck?

1358
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,360
Former names of cities.

1359
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,360
Oh, God.

1360
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,360
Okay.

1361
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,360
Game shows.

1362
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,360
All right.

1363
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,360
Sports.

1364
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,360
Okay.

1365
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,360
2010 songs.

1366
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,360
Ah, that's a good one.

1367
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,360
Oh, I'm fucked.

1368
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,360
And geometry, bro.

1369
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,360
Fuck!

1370
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,360
I failed geometry three fucking times.

1371
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,360
Fuck!

1372
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,360
Tyler, you won last episode.

1373
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,360
All right.

1374
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,960
Former names of cities.

1375
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,040
Former names of cities, 200.

1376
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:45,840
This city was called New Amsterdam until 1664.

1377
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,840
What is New York City?

1378
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,840
Oh, yeah.

1379
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:48,840
Yeah.

1380
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:49,840
That was a good one.

1381
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,840
That was easy.

1382
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:51,840
That was a good one.

1383
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,240
I didn't know if you guys would know that.

1384
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,240
Yeah, that was easy.

1385
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,240
Dan's fix.

1386
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,240
Cities.

1387
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,240
400.

1388
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:02,640
This city was called Constantinople during the Roman Empire.

1389
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:03,640
Fuck.

1390
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,640
Constantinople.

1391
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:11,800
During the Roman Empire.

1392
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,800
What is Rome?

1393
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Oh.

1394
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,800
Ah, fuck.

1395
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,800
I'm not.

1396
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,800
I'm not buzzing in.

1397
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,800
I think it's.

1398
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:18,800
I think it's Vatican City, but I don't.

1399
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,800
That would be Istanbul.

1400
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:20,800
Oh, I wasn't even close.

1401
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,800
It's like the song.

1402
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,800
If I didn't know, why did I answer?

1403
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,800
It's like the song.

1404
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,800
That's his question, Dan.

1405
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:25,800
Dan's fix.

1406
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,800
Let's do the same one.

1407
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,800
600.

1408
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,800
Formerly known as Petrograd, then Leningrad.

1409
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:43,800
Petrograd and Leningrad?

1410
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:49,640
I don't know.

1411
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,640
I think I know it.

1412
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,720
I don't want to fucking risk the fucking points, man.

1413
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:54,720
Damn.

1414
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,720
It's my buzz in.

1415
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,720
Buzz in, Tyler.

1416
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,720
No, I'm not doing it.

1417
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,720
Moscow.

1418
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,720
St. Petersburg.

1419
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,720
St. Petersburg.

1420
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:03,720
Yeah, that makes sense.

1421
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,720
Dan's fix.

1422
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:05,720
Let's keep going with this one.

1423
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,720
Let's just get it rid of it.

1424
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,720
800.

1425
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:12,720
This Indian city was formerly known as Bombay.

1426
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,720
What the fuck?

1427
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:14,720
In a day in Bombay.

1428
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:19,720
No, is that what he says?

1429
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,720
That would be Mumbai.

1430
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,720
Mumbai.

1431
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,720
Mumbai.

1432
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,720
Is that how the song goes?

1433
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,720
What?

1434
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:29,720
That Men at Work song.

1435
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,720
Oh yeah, I'm in a van down in Bombay.

1436
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,720
Yeah.

1437
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,720
Let's do the same one.

1438
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,720
1000.

1439
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,720
American city, formerly known as Beaverwick.

1440
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,720
What the fuck, dude?

1441
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:42,720
Is it Beaverwick?

1442
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,720
Beaverwick.

1443
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,720
How many points do I have?

1444
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,720
Negative, like 200?

1445
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,720
Negative 200.

1446
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,720
This is trash.

1447
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,720
Anyone?

1448
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:49,720
No.

1449
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,720
Albany.

1450
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:55,720
Dude, it was Fort Orange, I thought.

1451
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,720
Beaverwick by the Dutch.

1452
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,720
No, I thought it was that.

1453
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,720
Then it was Fort Orange, then it was Albany.

1454
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,720
Whatever.

1455
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,720
Dan's pick.

1456
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:13,720
You got Brothers in Arms, game shows, sports, 2010 songs, geometry, bro.

1457
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,720
Geometry, bro.

1458
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,720
Oh, fuck you.

1459
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:20,720
This is the name for two lines that never intersect.

1460
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,720
What is parallel lines, bro?

1461
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:24,720
Yeah, bro.

1462
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,720
Oh damn, you remembered the bro.

1463
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,720
That was good.

1464
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,720
Let's do 2010 songs.

1465
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,720
2010 songs.

1466
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:37,720
Tell me what this song is by the intro.

1467
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:42,720
What is Fuck You?

1468
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:46,720
Fuck You.

1469
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:52,720
I also would have taken Forget You.

1470
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,720
Tyler's pick.

1471
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:55,720
2010s.

1472
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:56,720
Did I give you points for that?

1473
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:57,720
You should.

1474
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:02,720
Didn't I say fuck you?

1475
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,720
For 400.

1476
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:12,720
Let's get lucky.

1477
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:17,720
All right, Tyler's book.

1478
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:18,720
2010s.

1479
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,720
God damn it.

1480
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,720
He's just ripping them off for six hundred.

1481
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:30,720
What is blurred lines?

1482
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,720
Oh yeah.

1483
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,720
Damn, damn.

1484
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,720
Tyler's pick.

1485
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,720
Let's do 2010s again.

1486
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:43,720
For 800.

1487
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,720
What's the Hills?

1488
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,720
Oh my God.

1489
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,720
Tyler got it.

1490
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,720
By the weekend?

1491
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,720
God damn it.

1492
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,720
God damn it, Casey.

1493
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,720
2010 songs.

1494
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,720
You know he's going to fucking rock this category.

1495
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,720
I'm sitting here at negative 200.

1496
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,720
Were you live during the 2010s?

1497
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,720
I wasn't listening to this shit.

1498
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,720
The blurred lines just because the girls hot.

1499
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:06,720
Oh, the naked one.

1500
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,720
God, that was hot.

1501
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:15,720
Megan hates that song for 1000.

1502
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,720
Oh fuck.

1503
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,720
Maybe Ali Mac would know this.

1504
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:24,720
Ali Mac probably wouldn't know this.

1505
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,720
Sounds good.

1506
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:30,720
The good life by three days grace.

1507
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:31,720
Really?

1508
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:32,720
That is correct.

1509
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,720
What's your stick?

1510
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,720
Tyler's back.

1511
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:39,720
You got brothers in arms, game shows, sports, geometry, bro.

1512
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,720
Let's do sports.

1513
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,720
God damn it.

1514
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,720
200.

1515
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:49,720
The sport was invented in 1891 by American doctor James A. Naismith.

1516
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:50,720
What is basketball?

1517
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,720
That was already a question.

1518
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:53,720
Yes, it was.

1519
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,720
Yes, it was.

1520
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,720
Last episode.

1521
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,720
Why did you get it?

1522
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,720
Because Tyler went off.

1523
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,720
He's like, oh, bro, silver bag.

1524
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,720
It was actually invented in silver bag.

1525
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,720
Oh, he went and said it, but I don't know if it's a question.

1526
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,720
The first basketball game wasn't so definitely a question.

1527
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:12,720
Anyways, sports recycled question.

1528
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,720
Sports for 400.

1529
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,720
How much do I got?

1530
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,720
2400.

1531
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,720
Dan's got negative.

1532
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,720
Negative 200.

1533
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,720
How much is this points worth?

1534
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,720
Over 100.

1535
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,720
We'll do 400.

1536
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720
400.

1537
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,720
Yeah.

1538
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,720
This sport features a pitch with a wicked on each end.

1539
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:31,720
A pitch with a wicked?

1540
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,720
Yep.

1541
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,720
What is cricket?

1542
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,720
Yeah.

1543
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,720
I didn't know that.

1544
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:38,720
I just guess.

1545
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:39,720
A pitch?

1546
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,720
What is a fucking wicked?

1547
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,720
I don't know.

1548
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,720
It's like the things that they hit the balls off.

1549
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,720
I thought it was something you have on your fucking phone.

1550
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,720
No, that's a widget.

1551
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,720
Tyler's back.

1552
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:48,720
Sports.

1553
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,720
600.

1554
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:53,720
This sport originated from native Americans who played it.

1555
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:54,720
What's lacrosse?

1556
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,720
Lacrosse with a wooden small one ball.

1557
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,720
Also, sometimes with other people's heads.

1558
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,720
I'm just hoping to get out of the fucking negative here.

1559
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:04,720
That's it.

1560
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:05,720
These sports.

1561
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:10,720
For 800.

1562
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:15,720
Teams in this sport have three downs to advance the ball before surrendering it to the other

1563
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,720
team.

1564
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,720
Was rugby?

1565
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,720
No.

1566
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,720
What's football?

1567
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,720
Be more specific.

1568
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,720
American football?

1569
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,720
No.

1570
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,720
Three downs.

1571
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:39,720
Three downs before.

1572
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,720
How many there's four?

1573
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:47,720
There's four in football, but like teams in the sport have three downs to advance the

1574
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,720
ball before surrendering it to the fucking skip time.

1575
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,720
The Canadian football.

1576
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:59,720
The fuck is eighty and it's a slightly different.

1577
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,720
Well, he lost like a bunch of points on that.

1578
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,720
So how much do you get?

1579
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,720
Eighteen hundred.

1580
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,720
That's fucking whatever.

1581
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,720
That's trash.

1582
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,720
You want sports?

1583
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,720
Yeah.

1584
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,720
Fuck you.

1585
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,720
One thousand.

1586
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:17,720
What's the name of the game?

1587
01:08:14,860 --> 01:08:22,720
game is a fantastic game originated in 15th century Scotland.

1588
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:27,720
It's a buzz out, dude.

1589
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,720
Was golf?

1590
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,720
I would have said baseball.

1591
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:41,720
Tyler Brothers in Arms game shows and geometry shows 200 former hosts of this game show include

1592
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:45,720
John O'Hurley, Richard Karn and Richard Dawson.

1593
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,720
No idea.

1594
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,720
Family Feud.

1595
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,720
Tyler's big.

1596
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,720
Game show.

1597
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,720
Four hundred.

1598
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,720
Yeah, eighteen hundred.

1599
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,720
Still negative.

1600
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:04,720
Yeah.

1601
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,720
Two hundred.

1602
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,720
This game show was hosted by Jeff Foxworthy.

1603
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,720
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

1604
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,720
What is?

1605
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:13,720
What is?

1606
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:21,720
Game shows.

1607
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:22,720
Six hundred.

1608
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:29,720
This game show hosted by Bob Saget features contestants up against 100 strangers.

1609
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:30,720
Oh, fuck.

1610
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:31,720
I watched this.

1611
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:38,720
The fuck's the name of this?

1612
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,720
No.

1613
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,720
Is it the 100?

1614
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:44,720
The 100?

1615
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:45,720
Yeah.

1616
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,720
No.

1617
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,720
Time it out.

1618
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:55,720
It's one versus one hundred.

1619
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:56,720
Tyler's big.

1620
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,720
Game shows.

1621
01:09:58,720 --> 01:09:59,720
Eight hundred.

1622
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:04,720
This game show featured contestants answering trivia questions in a New York City taxi.

1623
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,720
Me.

1624
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,720
What is cash can?

1625
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,720
God damn it.

1626
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:09,720
Damn it.

1627
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:10,720
Damn it.

1628
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:11,720
Oh, man.

1629
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:16,720
I just want to get out of the negative here.

1630
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:17,720
Game shows.

1631
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:19,720
A thousand.

1632
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,720
This game show was created by Merv Griffin of the Merv Griffin Show.

1633
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:28,720
Who the fuck is Merv Griffin?

1634
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:32,720
Who the fuck is Merv Griffin?

1635
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,720
Time it out.

1636
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:34,720
Yeah, time it out.

1637
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,720
Who the fuck is Merv Griffin?

1638
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:36,720
Disappoint me.

1639
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:37,720
What is Jeopardy?

1640
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,720
Wow.

1641
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:43,720
The one Tyler would know.

1642
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:47,720
Tyler, you got Brothers in Arms in geometry, bro.

1643
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:51,720
We'll do Brothers in Arms because I don't know what the fuck it's going to be.

1644
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:52,720
Two hundred.

1645
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:56,720
These brothers played a combined thirty four NFL seasons, both at quarterbacks.

1646
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,720
Fuck.

1647
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,720
What's Eli and Peyton Manning?

1648
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,720
Oh, yeah.

1649
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,720
Brothers in Arms.

1650
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:05,720
Two hundred.

1651
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:09,720
Stared along with his brother Ben in Goodwill Hunting.

1652
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:13,720
Stared along with his brother Ben.

1653
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,720
Oh, wait.

1654
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:15,720
Hold on a sec.

1655
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,720
With his brother Ben.

1656
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,720
Oh, man.

1657
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:18,720
I only know Ben Affleck.

1658
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,720
Right.

1659
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,720
I never mind.

1660
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:21,720
I can't answer.

1661
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:22,720
OK.

1662
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:23,720
Tyler.

1663
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:24,720
I only know Ben.

1664
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:25,720
Casey Affleck.

1665
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:26,720
God damn it.

1666
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:27,720
I didn't know he had a brother.

1667
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,720
Me neither.

1668
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:29,720
He's an actor also.

1669
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:30,720
Tyler.

1670
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,720
The Brothers Six hundred.

1671
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:39,720
These actors are brothers who also opened a hamburger chain in two thousand and one.

1672
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,720
Oh fuck.

1673
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,720
What's the other guy's name?

1674
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,720
Is it just the last name or do we have to do this name?

1675
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:46,720
Their names.

1676
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,720
We have to get their brothers.

1677
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,720
Both brothers.

1678
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,720
Yeah, both brothers that open a hamburger chain.

1679
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,720
I know.

1680
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:53,720
I know what person is.

1681
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:54,720
I don't know his brother's name.

1682
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:55,720
Fuck.

1683
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,720
Oh, what's his brother's name?

1684
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:01,720
Yeah, just time it out.

1685
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:06,720
What's the Wahlbergers?

1686
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,720
I don't know.

1687
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:08,720
The Mark.

1688
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:09,720
Mark and Donnie Wahlberg.

1689
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:12,720
I didn't know he had a brother either.

1690
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,720
Tyler's fucking brothers.

1691
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,720
Three hundred.

1692
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,720
These twin brothers appeared in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

1693
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,720
What are Dylan and Cole Sprouse?

1694
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:24,720
Yeah.

1695
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,720
I don't think I'm getting out of the name.

1696
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:32,720
Tyler's like, do brothers for a thousand, right?

1697
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,720
Yup.

1698
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:38,720
Greg and Dwayne are the names of these brothers who were in a band that features their last

1699
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:39,720
name.

1700
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,720
Greg and Dwayne?

1701
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,720
The band features their last name.

1702
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:52,720
God damn, he should have done fucking Van Halen.

1703
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,720
The Allman Brothers.

1704
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,720
It should have been Van Halen, bro.

1705
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,720
Van Halen's such a better man.

1706
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:01,720
Tyler got Geometry Bro for 400.

1707
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:03,720
Yeah, just do it.

1708
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:04,720
Fuck it.

1709
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,720
The interior angles of a triangle add up to this many degrees.

1710
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:11,720
What is 180, bro?

1711
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:12,720
Hell yeah.

1712
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:13,720
Bro.

1713
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:14,720
You got 200 points.

1714
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,720
Out of the negatives.

1715
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,720
Yes.

1716
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:17,720
I'm not answering any questions.

1717
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:18,720
I don't fucking know.

1718
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,720
You got Dr.

1719
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:24,720
You got Geometry for 600.

1720
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:27,720
The number of sides on a rhombus.

1721
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:32,720
What the fuck is a rhombus?

1722
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,720
What is four, bro?

1723
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,720
Hell yeah.

1724
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:36,720
What the fuck's a rhombus?

1725
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:37,720
It's the one that's like this.

1726
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,720
Like it has like the two angles like this and like that.

1727
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,720
Tyler, you got 800.

1728
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:43,720
Yeah, do it.

1729
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:50,720
Two lines that intersect at a 90 degree angle are called this.

1730
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,720
What is a right angle, bro?

1731
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,720
No.

1732
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,720
What is perpendicular?

1733
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,720
Perpendicular.

1734
01:13:58,720 --> 01:13:59,720
Good for you.

1735
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:00,720
Good for you.

1736
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,720
All right.

1737
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:02,720
I'll give you that.

1738
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,720
Yeah.

1739
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:04,720
I like it.

1740
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,720
Tyler or Dan.

1741
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,720
Dan?

1742
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:08,720
Geometry, bro.

1743
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,720
For a thousand.

1744
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:10,720
There we go.

1745
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,720
You got a thousand.

1746
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,720
Dan, you got a thousand.

1747
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,720
Tyler's got three thousand.

1748
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,720
I'll wager 500.

1749
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,720
Fuck it.

1750
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:22,720
I'm going to lose anyway.

1751
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,720
500.

1752
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:28,720
Well, you need 1500 to have a shot at Final Jeopardy.

1753
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:31,720
So I guess if you get a question right, you have a shot.

1754
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,720
But.

1755
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,720
Okay.

1756
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,720
Well, so what I should do out.

1757
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,720
Should I just do everything?

1758
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:40,720
Probably.

1759
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,720
Well, I don't want to tell you what to do.

1760
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,720
I don't want to.

1761
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,720
Maybe do like 700.

1762
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,720
I don't know.

1763
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:46,720
I'll do everything.

1764
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,720
No, I don't want to force you to do anything.

1765
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:49,720
All right.

1766
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:50,720
I'll do everything.

1767
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,720
But one dollar.

1768
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,720
For a thousand.

1769
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,720
Because I don't want to go.

1770
01:14:53,720 --> 01:15:01,720
I don't want to be at zero either.

1771
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,720
This is the formula for the Pythagorean theorem.

1772
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,720
Fucking Casey.

1773
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,720
Are you kidding?

1774
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,720
You talked me into that.

1775
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:08,720
God damn it.

1776
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,720
That's why I looked at the question.

1777
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,720
I actually know this one.

1778
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720
Can I steal?

1779
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,720
What is the Pythagorean theorem?

1780
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,720
We'll give you all the infinite time on this one day.

1781
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,720
What is the Pythagorean?

1782
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:21,720
It has to do with triangles.

1783
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:22,720
Yeah.

1784
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:23,720
Right.

1785
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:24,720
I actually know this one.

1786
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,720
A squared plus B squared equals.

1787
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:27,720
Is that?

1788
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:28,720
Yeah.

1789
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:29,720
You're in the game.

1790
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,720
Yeah.

1791
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:31,720
You're in the game.

1792
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,720
I had it written on the inside of my calculator.

1793
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:34,720
Bro.

1794
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:35,720
Bro.

1795
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:36,720
Bro.

1796
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,720
Yes.

1797
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:40,720
You can't do that.

1798
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:41,720
You fucked me.

1799
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:42,720
What did you say?

1800
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,720
You fucked me.

1801
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:44,720
He got it himself.

1802
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:45,720
No, you fucked me on that before.

1803
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:46,720
You fucked me on that before.

1804
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:47,720
You can't do that.

1805
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:48,720
You fucked me.

1806
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:49,720
I feel bad because I talked him into doing everything.

1807
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,720
Oh, you bet.

1808
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:51,720
You bet 999, right?

1809
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:52,720
So he's got 1998.

1810
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:53,720
How many points do I have?

1811
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,720
We go to Final Jeopardy.

1812
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:55,720
Tyler has 3000.

1813
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:56,720
Dan has 1999.

1814
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:57,720
I have 999.

1815
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:58,720
I have 999.

1816
01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,720
I have 999.

1817
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,720
I have 999.

1818
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:01,720
I have 999.

1819
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:02,720
I have 999.

1820
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:03,720
I have 999.

1821
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:04,720
I have 999.

1822
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:05,720
I have 999.

1823
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:06,720
I have 999.

1824
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:07,720
He has 1998.

1825
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:08,720
Dang it.

1826
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:15,720
That's the year I was born.

1827
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:16,720
What's the category?

1828
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:17,720
Category.

1829
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,720
Yeah, I don't know how to put a category on this one.

1830
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,720
I'm going to go with general knowledge.

1831
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:22,720
General knowledge.

1832
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:23,720
That's cheap.

1833
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:24,720
That's not fucking fair.

1834
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:31,720
Text me your wager.

1835
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:33,720
text me your wager

1836
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,040
The close one

1837
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,640
3,000

1838
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,520
All right

1839
01:16:55,520 --> 01:17:03,340
Got your wager the question is the u.s. Coffee chain Starbucks originated and is based out of this u.s. City

1840
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,680
Goddamn

1841
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,960
Fuck

1842
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,960
That's what the state to

1843
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,120
Know fuck

1844
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,880
Can you say hold on

1845
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,880
Say the question again, I gotta see

1846
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:52,600
Information the u.s. Coffee state chain Starbucks originated and is based out of this u.s. City. Oh

1847
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,320
Oh, yeah, I

1848
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,040
Know

1849
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000
Fuck I'm gonna say

1850
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:17,920
I hope it's

1851
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:32,480
You got this Dan can do it

1852
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:54,840
What we don't even know if you got the question right though, yeah

1853
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:08,240
What do you know about Starbucks Dan, I used to work at Starbucks

1854
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:14,000
I know that I know that I spent a lot of money there. Yes

1855
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,000
I

1856
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:19,480
Spent too much where does what city is your buddy funneled to?

1857
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:26,720
Well, I tell you what's his name Howard Hughes that could get the CEOs name Howard

1858
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:30,520
That was the fucking air guy. That was like the airplane guy wasn't it?

1859
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:37,760
See yo CEO of Starbucks his name is Howard Hughes

1860
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:43,840
Did you did you already send yours in did you send yours in me? Yeah

1861
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,000
All right

1862
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,040
Dan says Seattle, Washington

1863
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:57,560
That's correct. Yes, you bet everything but three dollars

1864
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,440
He's got 39 94

1865
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,560
Did you

1866
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:07,660
Seattle that's correct. You bet everything but three dollars

1867
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,800
With a 59 94 Tyler wins

1868
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:27,520
I was torn between

1869
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,700
I was torn between Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Washington

1870
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,760
And I just seem to remember like a fucking I

1871
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:49,440
Seem to remember like something about the fucking needle. What's that thing called?

1872
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,440
Space

1873
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:55,120
Yeah

1874
01:20:55,120 --> 01:21:03,240
I've been listening to a lot of Nirvana lately a lot of what Nirvana. I thought you said Ivana. I think I like Trump's wife

1875
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:12,640
Nirvana yeah, Nirvana's not bad. Nirvana is fucking amazing play come as you are on bass

1876
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,080
Oh, yeah, why don't you sing it for us?

1877
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:25,920
Damn I thought I thought I had him there. Yeah almost you got the right you're the right answer

1878
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:34,200
So what I am sure no cigar my friend well, I didn't want to end in the negative so

1879
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:42,080
I everything but three that's what I did to manage to get to 39 94. That's not bad. It's better than negative 200

1880
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:46,080
Somebody just made a Baja blast float with vanilla ice cream

1881
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:55,840
That shit is fucking you know, but Baja blast I'm not as big of a fan as is the gamer gamer fuel from 2007

1882
01:21:56,200 --> 01:22:00,020
Really? Yeah, I like the halo 3 gamer fuel with Master Chief

1883
01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:02,020
Yeah

1884
01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:05,260
Dude I do love man I could go for a fucking

1885
01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:13,020
Taco Bell taco, you know what? I don't you know what I miss when they brought back Crystal Pepsi for like a year

1886
01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:15,280
I loved Crystal Pepsi when I was back

1887
01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:18,020
It's clear Pepsi and it has a

1888
01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:22,500
Smell to it, huh or citrus taste to it. Really? Yeah

1889
01:22:24,020 --> 01:22:29,020
But like it was it was around in the 90s and then um, then it went away and

1890
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:34,380
And then I came back for I think it's 10th anniversary or something or 20th anniversary

1891
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:40,420
And I bought it like every fucking day. I was drinking Crystal Pepsi every fucking day. Damn

1892
01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:44,860
It's literally Pepsi with a slight citrus taste to it and it's clear

1893
01:22:45,540 --> 01:22:51,180
Dude, they could so easily make that shit healthy and it's like soda like really wouldn't be that bad for you

1894
01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:54,900
I would if they could make a healthy soda. I would drink it every fucking day

1895
01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:58,260
Well, I mean they had that Mountain Dew that was made with cane sugar

1896
01:22:58,260 --> 01:23:02,900
I mean they have Coca-Cola that's made with cane sugar too. They still have it

1897
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:09,460
Yeah, you can get the Mexican version the like the the glass bottles that say hocho and Nikko coal. No sure. Yeah

1898
01:23:10,140 --> 01:23:14,620
Damn, I wonder why there they use cane sugar and when I was in Mexico

1899
01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:20,140
I actually got like an actual like Mexican coke and it tastes exactly like the the made in Mexico coax here

1900
01:23:20,340 --> 01:23:26,540
Dude, they're trying to fucking poison us with soda by giving it the fucking American public sugar water

1901
01:23:26,540 --> 01:23:28,540
To basically give them diabetes

1902
01:23:29,020 --> 01:23:34,700
But can we also like I I know I keep bringing up Michelle Obama and ruining school lunches

1903
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:41,540
but like Michelle Obama really like as an American you should have the choice to be unhealthy like

1904
01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:47,060
You know like Michelle Obama made it that means all drugs should be legal Tyler meet

1905
01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:51,820
America like she made it. So do you want the crystal meth to be legal?

1906
01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:57,380
Listen at this point. I don't care like fuck it crystal meth do what you want also

1907
01:23:58,060 --> 01:24:01,660
Not that I want it to be but like why is prostitution illegal?

1908
01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:06,140
Why is it only because it promotes people take advantage of prostitutes?

1909
01:24:06,140 --> 01:24:09,980
No, but it's like they had like a if they had like a thing that they do in like Amsterdam

1910
01:24:09,980 --> 01:24:16,380
Like you know in like Amsterdam how they have like the red light districts that are like highly regulated. They fucking have it in Nevada

1911
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,420
But like why can't they do that?

1912
01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:22,700
It's basically just like a strip club just register them

1913
01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:26,820
Yeah, like if you do it like that like make sure that they're fucking clean

1914
01:24:26,820 --> 01:24:29,580
Like you have to have a clean like screen before you go

1915
01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:32,820
They have to have a clean screen and then just fucking do that

1916
01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:37,060
Like I don't think it's like I don't think it's a good thing that they have prostitutes

1917
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:41,580
But I think a lot of guys who are like fucking angry like shooter type guys

1918
01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:47,340
You just want to if they just had like like if they could just go to a red light district and fucking have sex

1919
01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:52,860
I think that would like solve a lot of problems. Well, yes and no, right because

1920
01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:54,860
like

1921
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,740
So if you think about like why women?

1922
01:24:58,620 --> 01:25:02,060
Why they're so pretty like like from an evolutionary standpoint

1923
01:25:02,780 --> 01:25:04,060
it's

1924
01:25:04,060 --> 01:25:12,220
It's because it motivates the man with the best genetics to fuck them the men with the best genetics to compete for her

1925
01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:14,540
Right. So if you take away that competition

1926
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:20,140
By just having this outlet where they can go and fuck. I mean, that's what porn does and then stop competing for the best

1927
01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:26,220
Genes, you know what I mean? I mean, that's I mean porn really fucked up a lot of people

1928
01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:33,020
Like the thing is I wish porn didn't exist. It's not the real thing though. So people always want the real thing

1929
01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:37,260
Yeah, but like I like as but like stimulus the same chemicals in your brain. I just

1930
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:41,740
If kind of if porn didn't exist, I feel like

1931
01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:43,740
A lot of people's lives would be better

1932
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:46,780
Maybe I don't know about that. Maybe I

1933
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:50,060
I don't know man

1934
01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:56,300
Not that porn shouldn't exist. I don't think it should be as widely accessible like back in the day when you had to go to a fucking like

1935
01:25:56,780 --> 01:26:02,220
Stewart's and buy a fucking magazine and shit or go to a strip club or go to a fucking peep show

1936
01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:04,700
Like having porn at your fingertips

1937
01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:08,700
It's it is second. It is way too available

1938
01:26:08,700 --> 01:26:13,180
Yeah, like way too available like I don't I it's not that I have a thing against porn

1939
01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:18,220
I have a thing against it being so fucking accessible. I agree like I

1940
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:24,700
I wish porn wasn't as accessible because it wouldn't be as much of a temptation type thing

1941
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:29,980
But like also even if like you're trying to go monk mode like you you went monk mode a few times, right?

1942
01:26:29,980 --> 01:26:31,740
I went monk mode for five years

1943
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:36,300
But like it's so hard to go monk mode because like you can just go down to a fucking

1944
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,860
Street and an advertisement has you say five years, right?

1945
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,020
Five years. Yeah

1946
01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:44,780
I don't watch porn for five years monk mode. You try to avoid porn

1947
01:26:45,020 --> 01:26:50,060
You try to avoid like intoxicants or nicotine or but then you were just like fuck that

1948
01:26:50,780 --> 01:26:54,140
Yeah, dude, because I was like man. It's like kind of fucking boring

1949
01:26:54,620 --> 01:27:01,260
It's like I've already proven that I am like in control of my my I'm the master of my body. Yeah, right?

1950
01:27:01,260 --> 01:27:03,580
There's not so there's like nothing more to prove

1951
01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:06,620
And it was just like that's what alley banks is about alcohol

1952
01:27:07,980 --> 01:27:11,580
What's that that he he can stop anytime he wants to so he just

1953
01:27:13,820 --> 01:27:19,340
But like it's the thing like where like if you want to like stop jerking off and stuff like

1954
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:24,540
It's it really is like an addiction. You can't it's you can't go like cold turkey anymore

1955
01:27:24,700 --> 01:27:27,580
And even if you try to dude while your fucking phone is in your hands

1956
01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:30,700
Yeah, and it's like fucking I had to I I literally

1957
01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:33,340
I I meant to talk about this like a few weeks ago

1958
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:40,460
Like I'm I'm just I'm just getting sick of porn like i'm getting sick at like just like being constantly bombarded with like instagram models and shit

1959
01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:42,780
I went through my entire instagram

1960
01:27:43,420 --> 01:27:47,100
Um, and like, you know like the for you page every time you click it. There's just chicks and bikinis

1961
01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:53,820
I kept on hitting not interested not interested not interested like I went through like I fucking like hit not interested like fucking

1962
01:27:53,820 --> 01:27:57,420
100 plus times and then I just started following like bodybuilding

1963
01:27:57,420 --> 01:28:02,540
Pages and like it's gonna be like like I like bodybuilding pages and then like like

1964
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:06,700
Jesus like quote pages and like bible quote page and like christian like

1965
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:12,940
meme pages and shit and I got this like it eventually got to the point where like there's not any like instagram models

1966
01:28:12,940 --> 01:28:19,660
There's like boxing. There's bodybuilding. There's uh, bible quotes. There's bible inspiration quotes. I'm like i'm like, all right

1967
01:28:19,980 --> 01:28:22,940
This is better because like I would literally just go on instagram be like all right

1968
01:28:22,940 --> 01:28:26,060
I'm going to my for you and it's just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like

1969
01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:30,060
I am going to my for you and it's just fucking it was just fucking only fans models like

1970
01:28:31,420 --> 01:28:33,180
I want to jerk off now

1971
01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:37,420
Like but like I did that and then like i'm like, okay, so instagram's good now

1972
01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:43,900
But now facebook does the same thing like you're going through the reels and you're like this guy fucking, you know building a fucking car

1973
01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:48,620
Or something. I'm like, okay guy guy like guy like shooting a gun or like doing like something like that

1974
01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:53,660
I'm like, okay, and it's just like tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits. I'm like, I'm like

1975
01:28:53,660 --> 01:28:59,660
Are you ever just in a bad mood and you just look at like the face like tik tok videos or facebook reels?

1976
01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:06,460
It's like the same annoying people. Yeah, you just have this like are addicted to watching it because you just want to like

1977
01:29:06,780 --> 01:29:08,700
In your head make fun of them

1978
01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:09,900
Yeah

1979
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:13,660
the thing is I also hate that they make the the um,

1980
01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:19,820
Like the the only fans clips like the only fan model clips on like instagram and shit like so short

1981
01:29:19,820 --> 01:29:26,540
so it says that you watch the whole thing even if it's like two seconds long and like you're like and like it catches your

1982
01:29:26,540 --> 01:29:28,540
Eye for at least two seconds because you're like

1983
01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:35,180
And you're like fuck dude like like you're scrolling through and you're and it's just like oh he watched the whole thing

1984
01:29:35,180 --> 01:29:36,540
So let's send him

1985
01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:38,780
Give him more of this shit and I'm like

1986
01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:42,380
Dude they um

1987
01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:44,700
One thing you can do the guy

1988
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:50,860
Who was in that documentary the social dilemma recommended is you switch your phone to black and white?

1989
01:29:50,860 --> 01:29:56,860
I think we talked about this. No I can wait. Yeah, you switched it like so I've got mine set up on um

1990
01:29:57,820 --> 01:30:01,260
Like a three press you can switch it back and forth. So

1991
01:30:03,020 --> 01:30:08,860
Did switch it says do color filters. It's supposed to do it without asking that so hold on

1992
01:30:08,860 --> 01:30:15,100
So hold on a second, I didn't know that was a thing that you could do. Oh, yeah, one two three

1993
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:21,260
Okay, so yeah, you just switch it to black and white and then you switch to the black and white and everything's fucking boring

1994
01:30:22,060 --> 01:30:24,060
Dude, you I swear to god if you

1995
01:30:24,860 --> 01:30:29,740
If you tried to watch porn like this you'd get bored and stop really. Oh, yeah

1996
01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:35,340
It's just there's no like, you know how the clown thing. Yeah, it's just like you're like, oh, it's just like she's so hot

1997
01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:37,420
It's like yeah all the stimulating like colors

1998
01:30:37,420 --> 01:30:40,700
Yeah, it's like crazy. But this is just like it's fucking boring

1999
01:30:41,340 --> 01:30:43,580
Like and that was like another thing like when I was in college

2000
01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:51,580
like there's this one fucking like like uh channel on like Pornhub that they would do blacklight porn and it was like so like

2001
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:58,940
Stimulating right because like it was just so fucking like so many bright colors and shit and I was like what the fuck dude?

2002
01:31:00,140 --> 01:31:04,300
Dude, they they literally hire like uh psychologists and shit to figure that out

2003
01:31:04,300 --> 01:31:09,660
Like what colors are the most like sexual? Yeah, like red is a super stimulating color

2004
01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:13,660
purple pinks and purple like bright purple pink

2005
01:31:14,780 --> 01:31:16,780
fucking

2006
01:31:16,940 --> 01:31:21,500
Like look at look at the color lingerie like that's it's made for that

2007
01:31:24,860 --> 01:31:27,500
Did you get that when I said that to you I didn't mean to cut you off which one

2008
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:32,940
One they asked beetle juice. Oh, yeah. I see. Yeah

2009
01:31:34,700 --> 01:31:36,700
Did you see this casey

2010
01:31:36,940 --> 01:31:38,940
No

2011
01:31:39,020 --> 01:31:40,460
It's howard stern talking to beetle juice

2012
01:31:40,460 --> 01:31:41,900
I know you miss your sister

2013
01:31:41,900 --> 01:31:46,940
Right if I said to you I could bring your sister back to life if you kiss a man would you do it?

2014
01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:50,860
Yeah, your sister comes back for the rest of the years

2015
01:31:50,860 --> 01:31:56,940
But you'd but you would have to kiss a man. Would you do it? No, you would not no no

2016
01:31:58,060 --> 01:32:03,340
Never kiss a man never for any reason not even to bring it back your sister to life. No, wow

2017
01:32:04,140 --> 01:32:06,140
You're very heterosexual good for you

2018
01:32:06,860 --> 01:32:09,980
Not never will what if your mom came to you and said you have to kiss a man

2019
01:32:10,060 --> 01:32:14,700
But your sister can come back and your mom said please do this for me beetle juice. You wouldn't happen

2020
01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:16,700
Yeah

2021
01:32:18,780 --> 01:32:21,820
But speaking of yeah, this is still nice and black and white

2022
01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:27,660
God bless but like I have to do it

2023
01:32:28,300 --> 01:32:33,340
I have to do it like every three fucking days like keep going back and like taking off like the fucking oh

2024
01:32:33,340 --> 01:32:35,340
I think models rub one out. No

2025
01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:40,540
No, I mean, it's fucking rough dude, like I wish

2026
01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:44,540
I never started jerking off. Dude

2027
01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:49,740
What where would you be? Where would you be if you never like a fucking president or something?

2028
01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:52,940
I think you'd be a ceo of a fucking very successful company

2029
01:32:53,660 --> 01:32:59,580
At least bare minimum. God damn think biden still jerks off. I don't know if biden knows how to

2030
01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:02,380
He definitely does not

2031
01:33:03,180 --> 01:33:07,740
You think trump fjerkes off? Yes every day probably multiple times a day

2032
01:33:07,740 --> 01:33:13,500
He's like that dude from the wolf on wall street that uh, maybe like once a day. He's like no I got those numbers up

2033
01:33:14,300 --> 01:33:16,300
Somebody's somebody's doing it for him

2034
01:33:17,100 --> 01:33:22,700
Did you see that post nut clarity thing? No, which one? I've seen a lot of post nut clarity things

2035
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:25,740
I i'll have to find it and show it to you

2036
01:33:26,860 --> 01:33:33,980
But damn like I just I opened up the fucking I opened up facebook and then this shows up

2037
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:37,020
God bless

2038
01:33:37,020 --> 01:33:39,020
Like it's like

2039
01:33:42,220 --> 01:33:44,220
Yeah, mine is like all these fucking whores

2040
01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,860
I fucking got rid of tik tok

2041
01:33:53,580 --> 01:33:56,700
Yeah, it sure was annoying and it was fucking run by china

2042
01:33:57,500 --> 01:33:59,340
Well, they're trying to ban it

2043
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:03,900
Hell, yeah, they fucking should yeah, they they should ban it. Why do you think they should ban it?

2044
01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:08,540
because it's fucking it's basically a way for china to

2045
01:34:09,420 --> 01:34:11,420
have a network connection with

2046
01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,980
millions of americans

2047
01:34:14,060 --> 01:34:19,100
And uh have an influence on them. Yeah, but I mean, what's the other option?

2048
01:34:20,300 --> 01:34:24,300
Fucking facebook it allows them think about this. What if they what if they

2049
01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:28,620
Massively invaded our phones with a bug from tik tok one day

2050
01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:33,820
What if fucking the us and china went to war and they were like, oh fuck it. We'll just send a virus

2051
01:34:34,220 --> 01:34:36,540
to everybody that every american that has tik tok

2052
01:34:37,260 --> 01:34:39,260
and then the fucking

2053
01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:41,900
Communications would be down just like when they fucking

2054
01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:43,740
uh

2055
01:34:43,740 --> 01:34:45,740
shuts down facebook

2056
01:34:45,900 --> 01:34:47,900
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen dude

2057
01:34:48,700 --> 01:34:50,700
I mean

2058
01:34:50,700 --> 01:34:52,700
Oh, it's plausible

2059
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:54,860
These phones are so secure

2060
01:34:54,860 --> 01:34:59,980
I don't think they're gonna be able to do anything with the internet. I mean they're not gonna be able to do anything with the internet

2061
01:35:01,020 --> 01:35:02,300
I

2062
01:35:02,300 --> 01:35:04,300
Miss when I didn't know what sex was

2063
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:07,580
Tyler is like really?

2064
01:35:08,380 --> 01:35:10,380
I think we need to end this episode

2065
01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:16,220
Let's talk about it so you miss when you didn't know what sex was so

2066
01:35:18,540 --> 01:35:22,860
It's why is it stealing your is it stealing your energy

2067
01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:28,620
It's it's just that I just I don't want to jerk off like all the time, you know

2068
01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:35,500
Yeah, like I feel bad jerking off. Right? It doesn't feel like good like i'm like ever after i'm just watching you

2069
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:40,860
No, but it's like every fucking time. I'm like like i'm just like I gotta fucking stop doing this. I feel weak

2070
01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:45,020
Yeah, basically feel weak. Yeah, like it's like I can't control myself doing this shit

2071
01:35:45,020 --> 01:35:48,140
It's just like I don't want to fucking do this shit anymore

2072
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:52,860
Dude, I didn't when I did no fat for a long time. It does feel like a fucking drug

2073
01:35:53,260 --> 01:35:58,620
Yeah, you start to feel you start to feel like you're the fucking man. Yeah, you know, but the problem is is you can make bad choices

2074
01:36:00,220 --> 01:36:05,980
Because it's like you're all pent up. Yeah, you make really bad choices. It's like a fucking drug. Yeah

2075
01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:12,300
But i'm like i'm like dude this fucking sucks like like i'd rather you know

2076
01:36:13,100 --> 01:36:16,140
Fuck like my fiance than watch porn, you know

2077
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:19,340
instead of just you know, and I mean a lot of times like

2078
01:36:20,060 --> 01:36:24,460
Porn is better than the real thing sometimes because it's like it's so

2079
01:36:25,580 --> 01:36:27,740
Like over the top like it's it's uh

2080
01:36:28,780 --> 01:36:33,420
It's fantasy fulfillment. It's like a what's the word they call it. It's not like a real

2081
01:36:35,340 --> 01:36:40,220
It's like a super physiologic like stimulus doesn't exist in real life, you know

2082
01:36:40,220 --> 01:36:45,980
Like fucking like orgies and fucking yeah, like three ways crazy like fucking

2083
01:36:47,100 --> 01:36:49,660
Like shit like you're just like what's the mayhem dude?

2084
01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:53,820
But the thing is like you watch like a fucking like three-way porn or like something like that and then like afterwards you know

2085
01:36:53,820 --> 01:36:55,820
It's like I feel bad

2086
01:36:57,020 --> 01:36:59,020
Yeah, so I mean

2087
01:36:59,340 --> 01:37:02,540
I don't know man when I start thinking like I like that's some guy's daughter

2088
01:37:03,100 --> 01:37:06,860
Types, I don't think that far into it. I like that's somebody's daughter

2089
01:37:06,860 --> 01:37:13,740
And it's like or like I think the worst thing is like when a porn star has like a husband. I'm like dude

2090
01:37:14,860 --> 01:37:16,380
She's getting like

2091
01:37:16,380 --> 01:37:21,340
Nailed out. Yeah this other guy. I'm like I just feel like bad for that, you know

2092
01:37:21,660 --> 01:37:23,660
I know, but that's what kind of makes it cool

2093
01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:27,740
I mean, dude, I I think that

2094
01:37:29,020 --> 01:37:31,260
You know having gone without it for so long

2095
01:37:32,220 --> 01:37:33,580
um

2096
01:37:33,580 --> 01:37:39,900
Like that reset period like now I can pick it up and put it down whenever I want really

2097
01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:44,780
Yeah, it's not like a thing that it's not even like I that's another thing like not trying to cut you off

2098
01:37:45,020 --> 01:37:49,820
Like here but like that's like another thing like it's not even like I want to do it anymore

2099
01:37:49,980 --> 01:37:53,820
It's just like oh I gotta do this now, right? It's it's become habitual

2100
01:37:53,980 --> 01:37:56,780
Yeah, like it's like it's like oh I gotta do this before I go to sleep tight

2101
01:37:56,780 --> 01:37:59,100
Right and that's like that's what I didn't like about it

2102
01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:04,860
We're like, oh, I'm gonna take a shower might as well do this first before I do that and then i'll be like whatever right?

2103
01:38:05,820 --> 01:38:08,620
Dude, I used to like come home like stress out from mohawk

2104
01:38:08,940 --> 01:38:13,100
Yeah, that would be like my time to like fucking rub one out, you know, and it's like

2105
01:38:13,820 --> 01:38:16,140
it just became like basically like

2106
01:38:17,020 --> 01:38:21,660
Like a painkiller from the shitty shift. Yeah, just like you know what I mean?

2107
01:38:22,060 --> 01:38:27,660
And I was like man, this is like it's not good to be using it as like a crutch as like yeah

2108
01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:29,660
It's like a drug, you know, you really

2109
01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:33,100
I don't know just like

2110
01:38:33,100 --> 01:38:35,100
It's like I don't even like it anymore

2111
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:39,820
Like it's like one of those things like I don't like it anymore. Like i'm doing it because I have to right

2112
01:38:40,460 --> 01:38:42,380
It's like literally a drug

2113
01:38:42,380 --> 01:38:45,020
Yeah, so if you go up go a period without it

2114
01:38:45,580 --> 01:38:47,900
um, I mean it's much better to just like

2115
01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:52,700
Because it's almost like you know, who's in control are you in control or is it in control?

2116
01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:58,460
Yeah, you know and then if you go a period without it and you know that you're you're the one in control

2117
01:38:58,860 --> 01:39:01,180
It's like then you can see I always thought

2118
01:39:01,900 --> 01:39:03,740
I always thought that

2119
01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:07,340
Like instagram like if you just look at like instagram

2120
01:39:08,060 --> 01:39:10,300
Like that's all anybody should really need

2121
01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:15,340
No, like really like, you know take advantage of the technology we have

2122
01:39:15,900 --> 01:39:21,420
Like don't don't be a prude. You know what I mean? Like you can go all the way say i'm never looking at anything again

2123
01:39:21,420 --> 01:39:24,860
And then you're gonna you're gonna feel like shit because you keep failing

2124
01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:27,900
Yeah, you know or you can be realistic about it and just be like, you know what?

2125
01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:32,220
I'm just gonna stick with stuff on instagram and then I don't need all the other stuff

2126
01:39:32,860 --> 01:39:35,740
Because it's like then you're balanced, you know, and it's like

2127
01:39:36,540 --> 01:39:39,580
You know, that's there's some pretty good stuff. That's even more weird because

2128
01:39:40,540 --> 01:39:44,300
They have clothes on and they're not intending you to jerk off. Oh, they're definitely

2129
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:51,100
Dude I think like but even like fucking fitness girls when they're just like dude

2130
01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:55,100
I'm like god fucking damn like i'm like like even on like the bodybuilding pages. I'm just like god

2131
01:39:55,660 --> 01:40:00,060
I want to fucking snort. I want to snort pre-work off your abs like fucking shit. It's like

2132
01:40:01,180 --> 01:40:05,260
Dude, it's like I think that that if like goth girls ruin my life

2133
01:40:05,340 --> 01:40:07,820
If somebody could just get to the point like if you're like, oh man

2134
01:40:07,900 --> 01:40:11,020
I don't want to be like looking at this all the time to get to the point where like

2135
01:40:11,580 --> 01:40:15,020
You're just just instagram like softcore because it's basically what it is

2136
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:20,780
It's like let's be honest like instagram is basically like softcore and when I say I didn't look at like porn for five years

2137
01:40:21,180 --> 01:40:25,820
I mean like I wasn't looking at like porn hub stuff. Yeah reddit stuff like that stuff

2138
01:40:26,220 --> 01:40:31,500
So like I was still like on instagram. I did that so I cannot be on instagram. So it's like the same thing I

2139
01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:34,700
quit nicotine for three months once

2140
01:40:35,260 --> 01:40:37,900
and um, I had a really shit day

2141
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:44,220
Like a really shit day and I just fucking lit up a cigarette and then I immediately got back on fucking like that shit

2142
01:40:44,220 --> 01:40:48,140
Right, but like I was clean. I was done like I was breathing fine

2143
01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:50,380
Like I was feeling better like my blood pressure went down

2144
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:55,580
And then like it just took one day for me to go back to being like straight up like fucking addicted to it

2145
01:40:55,660 --> 01:41:00,860
And there's like alcoholics who are like clean for like 20 years. Yeah, and then just like one drink and it's over

2146
01:41:01,660 --> 01:41:05,740
Yeah, but like that's like the thing like with like the jerking off thing and like porn thing

2147
01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:08,860
Because it's just like yeah, I could do that for like, you know

2148
01:41:08,860 --> 01:41:14,620
For five months six months and then be like I see one instagram model and I had like a fucking bad day

2149
01:41:14,620 --> 01:41:16,620
And I just want to fucking rub one out

2150
01:41:17,820 --> 01:41:22,220
Back to it because I did massive dopamine. Oh damn now there's come on my screen

2151
01:41:23,740 --> 01:41:27,500
I've done that before like I didn't jerk off like six months. No

2152
01:41:29,180 --> 01:41:31,660
Uh, but like like I didn't jerk off like six months

2153
01:41:31,740 --> 01:41:35,340
I saw like fucking like something on like like an actress on like a movie

2154
01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:39,420
I'm like, I wonder if she's ever been like, you know naked in a movie and she was and i'm like

2155
01:41:41,340 --> 01:41:46,540
You feel like I had to know yeah had to know and then i'm like fuck well here I am again, right?

2156
01:41:47,820 --> 01:41:52,640
And now you're back here watching taylor swift look like get fucked by midgets

2157
01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:55,420
What damn is that real?

2158
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:02,460
You're like damn I hit rock bottom again

2159
01:42:02,460 --> 01:42:05,420
Yeah, that is rock bottom

2160
01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:09,820
I'd say that's rock bottom. Yeah, for sure. It's rock bottom fucking shit, dude

2161
01:42:10,460 --> 01:42:13,820
You gotta fucking dwayne the rock johnson coming in a rock bottom here

2162
01:42:16,460 --> 01:42:21,980
But like it's it's in like like you can go to the fucking mall you walk by fucking victoria secrets and you're like

2163
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:26,060
Fuck like well, dude, we just live in a sexual culture

2164
01:42:26,620 --> 01:42:29,180
I mean, yeah, everything's sexualized to sell

2165
01:42:29,180 --> 01:42:34,060
So dude, I saw fucking a pepsi ad with fucking uh, what's her name in it?

2166
01:42:34,220 --> 01:42:39,820
The fucking the one where she's like in like a super short tank top and just drinks a pepsi in like the desert or something

2167
01:42:40,300 --> 01:42:42,780
She has like the one bead of sweat come down and i'm like

2168
01:42:43,580 --> 01:42:44,460
who

2169
01:42:44,460 --> 01:42:48,700
Uh, fuck it was like one from the 90s that they like redid like for like the super bowl or something

2170
01:42:49,260 --> 01:42:51,260
but like i'm like

2171
01:42:51,340 --> 01:42:55,840
I like it shit like that. I'm like it's a fucking pepsi commercial

2172
01:42:55,840 --> 01:43:01,280
No, it's not even for like lingerie or like something sexual. It's a fucking pepsi, right?

2173
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:04,080
And it's just like oh god gotta go rub one out

2174
01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:06,080
jeez

2175
01:43:06,080 --> 01:43:11,760
Like you can't watch commercials. You can't fucking like it just there's so much like sexually charged shit

2176
01:43:12,240 --> 01:43:16,980
Yeah, like even fucking like even in like kid shows. There's like sexual innuendos

2177
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:21,120
What kids shows are you watching? No, but like like like um

2178
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:24,800
Um, fuck like you ever watch like teen titans when you're a kid

2179
01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:29,840
No, no, but like there's like sexual undertones to like that whole fucking show

2180
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:33,760
Oh, is that yeah, like they like like fucking like kind of like

2181
01:43:35,420 --> 01:43:41,440
Nudging sexual undertone like, you know, like they're gonna make it interesting for the adults like the jokes for like adults that like a kid

2182
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:46,000
Wouldn't get but like it's like even like fucking like shows like that. It's like they're just nudging

2183
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:53,200
A little bit sexuality. Mike. I don't want to be this sexual, you know, well dude this um

2184
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:56,240
This thing is just a fucking

2185
01:43:56,380 --> 01:44:00,960
Bio weapon not a bio weapon but it's a bio weapon for china fucking weapon

2186
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:05,520
I can take over a life aimed directly at your front of your net. You ever see that commercial? Yeah

2187
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:10,160
Yeah, I think that was the guy in that commercial from the social dilemma

2188
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:13,040
But dude this thing they're gonna find out

2189
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:20,080
That these things are just not good. It's like a fucking 1.5 million dollar fucking. Yeah, but yeah billion dollar. Yeah

2190
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:25,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah fucking weapon is developed to fucking like do this and take over your frontal lobe

2191
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:30,560
Yeah, and I just don't I don't like how sexual things have gotten right?

2192
01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:35,380
Let me like back in like the 1950s like post-war america

2193
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:39,040
Like they still had like peep shows. They still had like all that shit

2194
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:43,200
But like and like prostitution was semi-legal back then

2195
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:49,360
But like it was even like even back in post-war america where you think like oh everybody was like morally upright and shit

2196
01:44:49,680 --> 01:44:55,680
These dudes were just going out and having an affair with a prostitute and to like blow off steam instead of like watching porn

2197
01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:56,880
Damn

2198
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:59,840
Like that was like a time to be alive. That was a regular thing

2199
01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:05,360
And like the fucking wife if they did anything they just beat her because that was the fucking 50s

2200
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:08,160
damn

2201
01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:09,600
We gotta bring that back

2202
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:14,320
What the fuck not the beating? Oh my god, not the beating part not that

2203
01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:17,440
No, I yeah

2204
01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:21,440
Listen, I swear to god, that's not what I meant. No the prostitutes

2205
01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:24,240
No, but like in japan

2206
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:26,720
Like gets cut

2207
01:45:26,720 --> 01:45:30,960
In japan, they actually have like prostitutes for married men like type thing, right?

2208
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:34,400
And the wives are cool with it. Yeah, the wives are cool with it because they don't want to do it anymore

2209
01:45:34,480 --> 01:45:37,600
Right, so they're just like oh good. She's like doing my work for me

2210
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:41,280
Yeah, and like it's weird. That's like socially acceptable in japan type thing

2211
01:45:41,840 --> 01:45:48,000
like in america if they did that like it would be fucking like catastrophic like I don't understand why it's like

2212
01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:50,960
it's just like just

2213
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:54,560
It's because america was founded on on christian values

2214
01:45:54,880 --> 01:46:02,000
Like even as much as we say where we separated church and state just like our values are so morally aligned with like

2215
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:08,160
The bible and monogamy is like pretty hard hard line like in the bible

2216
01:46:08,860 --> 01:46:15,520
Specifically in america compared to the rest of the world. We have such uh values aligned with the with biblical texts that

2217
01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:18,640
We're more prudish in some ways

2218
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:21,760
but also the taboo aspect of

2219
01:46:22,560 --> 01:46:23,920
not being

2220
01:46:23,920 --> 01:46:25,920
Aligned with those values

2221
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:31,120
Pushes you more towards other shit, you know, it's like because we're so

2222
01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:35,040
like even if like you don't read the bible, you're not a

2223
01:46:35,520 --> 01:46:37,520
A believer in jesus or anything

2224
01:46:38,320 --> 01:46:45,200
um, you still follow a lot of the rules of the bible just because like socially like it's not a crime to

2225
01:46:45,760 --> 01:46:50,080
Have an affair with your wife like it's not technically a crime. It used to be it's not anymore

2226
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:54,000
But like you don't do it because it's morally

2227
01:46:54,000 --> 01:47:01,600
Morally apprehensive type shit and like it's not morally apprehensive because like throughout history. It's been morally apprehensive

2228
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:02,960
it's

2229
01:47:02,960 --> 01:47:07,600
We we focus our our values are taken so much from the bible that

2230
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:14,480
Doing that is like one of the ultimate like things like ultimate bad things you can do to your significant other type shit

2231
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:16,800
but like

2232
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:19,280
I'm like i'm not saying I agree with you know

2233
01:47:19,280 --> 01:47:24,640
Like being like just get just go out and fuck whatever you want type shit like i'm not saying like that's a bad thing

2234
01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:30,720
But i'm saying that the the reason why america is different than a lot of the world is because we have so many things that are

2235
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:32,640
morally

2236
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:36,400
wrong, but not illegal in this country because of the because of

2237
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:39,520
Where how our country was formed for religious freedom?

2238
01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:42,240
And because we were formed off of that

2239
01:47:42,240 --> 01:47:49,200
Even if you're not a believer a lot of our unspoken rules are out of biblical things, right? You know

2240
01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:51,920
And it's it's one of those things where you're like

2241
01:47:53,120 --> 01:47:58,240
In other countries like japan and stuff they didn't they weren't based on christianity or based on like buddhism or some shit

2242
01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:02,240
Or like like a lot like almost every society is built off of

2243
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:05,600
The backbone of some religion, you know

2244
01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:08,240
And like asian countries didn't have

2245
01:48:08,240 --> 01:48:14,320
Like a christianity type thing that was more everything was monogamous. You got to do it this way type thing

2246
01:48:14,320 --> 01:48:19,120
So that's why they're so foreign to us like with that and I think that's a big reason why

2247
01:48:19,740 --> 01:48:21,740
prostitution is

2248
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:24,240
Not only accepted but almost encouraged in japan

2249
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:28,240
Rather than america it being so demonized type thing

2250
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:30,960
it's it's just one of those things where it's a

2251
01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:33,360
where it's

2252
01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:36,400
Just as so it's a it's a cultural difference, you know

2253
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:38,400
cultural difference, you know

2254
01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:41,120
Can you imagine if it was as available as porn?

2255
01:48:41,660 --> 01:48:45,440
Prostitutes and it was it would be a problem. Yeah, it would be it'd be a problem

2256
01:48:45,520 --> 01:48:52,160
They are if you know where to go. What's that? They are if you know where to go. Yeah fucking the korean massage parlors and shit

2257
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:57,360
Damn, I mean bro. I would imagine it's pretty slim pickings around here. Probably

2258
01:48:57,840 --> 01:49:00,480
That's just my guess. I don't have any any

2259
01:49:00,480 --> 01:49:07,680
Funfob right. Yeah, I mean in new york city. They actually have like unofficial red light districts, right?

2260
01:49:08,240 --> 01:49:14,080
Like the cops kind of like whatever like as long as no one's getting murdered or robbed. They don't care

2261
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:16,880
They have so much like I think in big cities. It's more

2262
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:20,240
Socially acceptable, I guess

2263
01:49:20,320 --> 01:49:25,600
Because there's so much other shit that they have to worry about like not even the cops but like the people there's so much

2264
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:31,200
Other shit they have to worry about that prostitution is very low on the fucking list. They can't even like keep up with it

2265
01:49:31,280 --> 01:49:32,720
Yeah, yeah

2266
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,720
And they're like who's it hurting?

2267
01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:36,800
Yeah type thing. Um

2268
01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:41,200
Yeah, when I was I was in new york city with my friend there was this guy

2269
01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:43,200
uh

2270
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:45,200
I think I think it was with jeff

2271
01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:47,840
There's this

2272
01:49:47,840 --> 01:49:53,120
Guy in a mercedes-benz like I think he was like handing out flyers or something or he asked us

2273
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:55,120
Like if we were looking for some girls

2274
01:49:55,920 --> 01:50:01,840
Um, but he was like like a good-looking black dude and like a really nice mercedes-benz, you know

2275
01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:05,200
And he was just like obviously a pimp, you know

2276
01:50:05,760 --> 01:50:10,720
Just I think he said something along the lines like he boys looking for some ladies or something like that

2277
01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:14,480
But um, yeah, he's just doing his thing, you know working the block

2278
01:50:15,040 --> 01:50:18,240
Trying to get his ladies some business, you know taking a cut. Did you take him off?

2279
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:27,680
Oh, no, no, no, I did not I did not the closest I ever came to a

2280
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:31,200
uh prostitute a real life prostitute

2281
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,000
Oh, actually, there was

2282
01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:37,040
There was that other scenario that was kind of

2283
01:50:38,160 --> 01:50:41,920
We got time for a story. Yeah, we got time for a story. I think I told the las vegas story

2284
01:50:41,920 --> 01:50:46,320
I was with jeff and me and jeff wanted to get a stripper to come to the room, right?

2285
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:51,040
And if you go to vegas, there's fucking flyers for prostitutes littering the streets

2286
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:53,920
Really you literally just like pick one up off the ground

2287
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:57,920
So it's like looking at this flyer laughing and there's this fucking smoke show

2288
01:50:58,480 --> 01:51:02,320
Fucking checking this flyer. Right now prostitution isn't legal in

2289
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:10,080
Uh las vegas. I thought it was it's not no it's in um, it's a different county different. Yeah different county

2290
01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:15,440
um, but I was like they were like advertisers like strippers or whatever

2291
01:51:15,440 --> 01:51:20,080
Or whatever so I was like, oh vegas isn't gonna do fucking shit, right? I'm like dude

2292
01:51:20,080 --> 01:51:22,480
Let's get this fucking let's get a stripper back to the room, right?

2293
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:27,360
And so I called them and i'm like, yeah, I want number like 32 or whatever

2294
01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:31,840
I don't know exactly what I said, but it was like this this petite brunette, right? Okay

2295
01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:34,080
Like short hair long hair long hair

2296
01:51:34,780 --> 01:51:40,400
Gorgeous didn't know it wasn't the real thing that you get right. Did I tell this story? I don't think so

2297
01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:41,440
No, all right

2298
01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:48,240
so me and me and jeff fell asleep right waiting for this stripper to come to the room and

2299
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:55,440
I opened the door and it's this like 55 year old lady and she's like you boys ready to have some fun. She walks in

2300
01:51:56,160 --> 01:51:58,160
I was like, oh shit

2301
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:01,600
Jeff's asleep, right and i'm like, yo listen, we're actually uh

2302
01:52:02,480 --> 01:52:04,880
Yeah, we changed our mind. We don't want any strippers here

2303
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:08,320
Um, so here's 60 dollars to go away

2304
01:52:08,320 --> 01:52:10,960
And she's like, okay. Thank you

2305
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:17,520
How did the fucking smokers voice and everything? Oh my god. Yeah, I don't even know if jeff woke up for that

2306
01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:23,680
So that was the closest I came and realized that those are those are hookers

2307
01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:27,280
Um, oh and I was like talking to this other chick

2308
01:52:27,920 --> 01:52:29,920
Um, I think I might have told this story

2309
01:52:30,400 --> 01:52:35,600
This gorgeous girl was talking to me in the casino and i'm like, why is this girl talking to me?

2310
01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:43,040
There's gotta be it's gotta be a catch. She's way too hot dude way too hot fucking gorgeous and she was talking about she's like, yeah

2311
01:52:44,160 --> 01:52:49,280
You know, i'm a stripper. I used to work at a spearmint rhino and she was like saying some other things

2312
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:53,840
And this other kid was like talking to her like trying to get her attention. So i'm like, oh whatever

2313
01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:58,260
She's talking to him now. So i'm just gonna I don't know what's going on because she's way too hot. This doesn't make sense

2314
01:52:59,360 --> 01:53:03,280
So I go to leave and she's like, hey wait take my number and i'm like

2315
01:53:03,280 --> 01:53:05,280
Wow

2316
01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:07,760
All right, so I took her number down, right

2317
01:53:08,320 --> 01:53:11,360
and uh, so I go back to the hotel room and i'm like

2318
01:53:12,080 --> 01:53:14,160
Fuck it. I'm gonna call her. She was really hot, right?

2319
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:17,200
See what this is about and so I call her and she's like, yeah

2320
01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:22,240
So it's gonna be eight hundred dollars for a blowjob and i'm like, oh, that's a fucking hooker

2321
01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:27,780
That's a hooker. Okay. Uh, I just want to say hey, that's one good blowjob

2322
01:53:27,780 --> 01:53:32,340
Bro, it might have been worth it because she was really hot

2323
01:53:32,740 --> 01:53:37,460
She was a fucking smoke show bro, a complete dime piece, but that's a high end fucking

2324
01:53:38,340 --> 01:53:41,940
High end. Okay. That was the closest second closest I ever came to a hooker

2325
01:53:43,060 --> 01:53:45,060
another

2326
01:53:48,740 --> 01:53:55,380
All right, so I was with another friend not jeff in new york city and uh,

2327
01:53:55,380 --> 01:54:03,540
Uh, he decided that he was gonna get a prostitute and I forget how he exactly went about getting it

2328
01:54:03,940 --> 01:54:06,340
I think it was I think it was another flyer situation

2329
01:54:07,460 --> 01:54:09,300
so I was like, uh

2330
01:54:09,300 --> 01:54:14,580
Dude, like what are you gonna do? Do you have any like condoms or anything or what they're coming to the room?

2331
01:54:14,740 --> 01:54:20,180
Is that he ordered two one for me and i'm like dude, I don't want I am not interested bro

2332
01:54:20,180 --> 01:54:25,060
Like i'm good like that is not my thing. I'm all set and he's like, oh dude

2333
01:54:25,060 --> 01:54:27,060
I don't have any condoms or anything

2334
01:54:27,060 --> 01:54:32,580
Right and i'm like, he's gonna watch him make out or something. Okay. Well, we gotta get you some condoms

2335
01:54:32,580 --> 01:54:35,940
So i'm like dude, i'm gonna go to dwayne reed. That's like cbs in new york city

2336
01:54:36,100 --> 01:54:40,020
Yeah, i'm like i'm gonna grab you some condoms dude because like you just he was like

2337
01:54:40,580 --> 01:54:44,180
Hammered, right? This is not a good idea. So as i'm coming back in

2338
01:54:44,740 --> 01:54:47,460
I see these two fucking asian girls get out of a cab

2339
01:54:47,460 --> 01:54:53,700
Right and i'm like, oh god, that's them. That's that I gotta beat them to the fucking room. She sprinted

2340
01:54:54,420 --> 01:54:56,660
Yeah, so i'm like this is so fucking awkward

2341
01:54:56,660 --> 01:55:00,180
So i'm trying to beat them to the room and I took an elevator

2342
01:55:00,180 --> 01:55:06,340
They took an elevator and we both get off the elevator at the same time and they're in front of me going to my room

2343
01:55:06,980 --> 01:55:09,380
Right. So my buddy answers the door

2344
01:55:09,940 --> 01:55:13,540
And i'm like, hey dude, like I got you things that you need

2345
01:55:13,540 --> 01:55:18,740
Do you want to come out here quick and he wasn't catching the drift because he's like fucking drunk and he's like

2346
01:55:19,460 --> 01:55:21,460
The fuck you talking about man

2347
01:55:21,540 --> 01:55:26,340
I'm like, so I I had to throw the condoms over these short little asian strippers

2348
01:55:27,380 --> 01:55:30,180
Hookers, right and i'm like here dude. Here you go

2349
01:55:30,820 --> 01:55:31,860
so

2350
01:55:31,860 --> 01:55:35,380
I left and just walked around fucking new york city went got a fucking bagel

2351
01:55:36,020 --> 01:55:38,740
and uh come back like three hours later

2352
01:55:39,940 --> 01:55:40,980
and

2353
01:55:40,980 --> 01:55:44,180
He's like in bed. I dude I thought he was dead

2354
01:55:45,220 --> 01:55:46,980
And I was like bro

2355
01:55:46,980 --> 01:55:50,820
Bro, he wasn't moving. I'm like, boom, right? I thought they fucking

2356
01:55:52,820 --> 01:55:57,860
And he finally woke up i'm like dude how what what happened right and he's like, oh yeah

2357
01:56:03,780 --> 01:56:08,900
Basically, I don't I didn't say any names, right? No, okay good. I make sure I don't give any details

2358
01:56:08,900 --> 01:56:13,300
He basically said that they like, you know, one of them like blew him

2359
01:56:13,860 --> 01:56:18,420
With like a rubber on and that was like it and like he couldn't come because he was like drunk

2360
01:56:19,060 --> 01:56:22,100
I'm like dude, that sounds fucking awful terrible

2361
01:56:22,660 --> 01:56:26,020
That is the worst thing that I wanted like to hear, you know

2362
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:30,820
Good for you for going through with it, you know, not at least got a three-way or something

2363
01:56:30,820 --> 01:56:34,180
You know, right like dude, that was the most boring story like a fucking

2364
01:56:34,900 --> 01:56:37,860
Getting dome with a rubber on like it was hilarious

2365
01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:42,420
Yeah, but I mean at least he had the balls to do it, you know, like I would have the balls

2366
01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:49,060
Right, I mean, you know to each his own I guess I don't knock anybody that

2367
01:56:50,100 --> 01:56:51,700
wants that but

2368
01:56:51,700 --> 01:56:54,980
Not my cup of tea. I don't think it should be anybody's cup of tea

2369
01:56:56,900 --> 01:56:58,900
Yeah

2370
01:57:00,660 --> 01:57:05,300
Dude I did I I did have a friend that had a really fucking good experience

2371
01:57:05,300 --> 01:57:10,980
He said it was awesome. He said a good experience. Yeah. Yeah, he said his his brother

2372
01:57:11,940 --> 01:57:14,260
His brother got it for him off back pages

2373
01:57:14,980 --> 01:57:18,980
Something like that and he said that that this uh when that was the thing

2374
01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:20,980
and uh

2375
01:57:20,980 --> 01:57:23,060
Dude, he said that this uh

2376
01:57:23,060 --> 01:57:28,820
It was like this like super smoking hot mulatto chick. All right showed up and he said no you can't

2377
01:57:29,860 --> 01:57:31,860
slur jar you can't

2378
01:57:31,860 --> 01:57:37,780
That's a dollar that's a dollar in the slurge. I said she was beautiful. Are you fucking kidding me?

2379
01:57:38,820 --> 01:57:40,820
Damn it

2380
01:57:41,140 --> 01:57:43,140
No, yeah, I say light skin

2381
01:57:44,740 --> 01:57:49,620
I only got a fucking five dude. I gave you I gave you three dollars for that one million coffee

2382
01:57:50,580 --> 01:57:52,580
Yeah, whatever that works

2383
01:57:53,540 --> 01:57:58,980
Just donate to fucking just put put a dollar in there. That's a fucking i'll put your money in there. Give me a fucking break

2384
01:57:58,980 --> 01:58:04,500
This is bullshit. Why am I using these teddy bear fucking headphones when there's a set of fucking 50 headphones right here

2385
01:58:04,660 --> 01:58:06,660
That's like fucking 150 dollars

2386
01:58:08,580 --> 01:58:09,460
But

2387
01:58:09,460 --> 01:58:14,660
Yeah, he said that she was just gorgeous and he said he's like she was actually like really fun to have a conversation with

2388
01:58:15,780 --> 01:58:17,380
and he said the uh

2389
01:58:17,380 --> 01:58:19,220
The sex was really good

2390
01:58:19,220 --> 01:58:25,620
So, you know, there's been some i've heard some stories about good experiences and stories of bad experiences. So

2391
01:58:25,620 --> 01:58:30,660
Do do I watch you well with that information I watched a youtube video on this guy

2392
01:58:31,140 --> 01:58:35,540
And like he uh, he goes around to like the shady areas of like every city type thing

2393
01:58:36,100 --> 01:58:42,260
I love those videos and like he like he he fucking goes on this site called rubmaps.com rubmaps

2394
01:58:43,860 --> 01:58:48,740
And like he uh, he goes to the asian uh asian uh massage parlors

2395
01:58:49,140 --> 01:58:54,120
And like he goes like and he says this thing is this rubmaps.com

2396
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:59,160
Is this rubmaps.com thing is like a thing where it's like, you know

2397
01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:01,800
You know

2398
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:06,600
Like it's it's not a massage parlor if you know if you catch my drift and he's just like, you know

2399
01:59:06,920 --> 01:59:10,200
He likes it because he's like he's like it's like kind of like the you know

2400
01:59:10,600 --> 01:59:16,840
The will they won't they type thing and like he goes but this one he like he like recorded it with audio

2401
01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:21,000
And he goes it was one of the funniest and fucking funny thing. He's super tall

2402
01:59:21,000 --> 01:59:25,000
And he just goes they're just the lady just kept on calling me sexy beautiful

2403
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,520
Oh, you're so sexy. He was like rubbing them out. Yeah

2404
01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:32,200
He's like you're so sexy beautiful

2405
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:36,600
And he's like and then he just goes you can hear him go and she said like he goes

2406
01:59:36,680 --> 01:59:38,680
And then she fucking dressed me afterwards

2407
01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:42,520
He goes I feel like I had like a traumatic brain injury and you can hear him on the recording though

2408
01:59:42,840 --> 01:59:45,800
I think I dude you're making me feel like I have like a traumatic brain injury

2409
01:59:45,800 --> 01:59:47,800
I'm

2410
01:59:49,240 --> 01:59:51,640
Speaking of massages in not a sexual way

2411
01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:56,360
Fuck I wasn't done talking about them in a sexual way

2412
01:59:57,000 --> 01:59:59,160
We'll circle back to that but my ex-girlfriend

2413
01:59:59,640 --> 02:00:04,360
Used to give me hand massages because she's a pianist like a like a master piano player

2414
02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:11,400
Dude, this sounds like very sexual but like she would like give me hand massages and i've never been able to get a hand massage

2415
02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:17,800
I oh massage of your hand like like yeah like going like this and like like doing stuff like i'm like

2416
02:00:18,120 --> 02:00:22,520
It felt fucking amazing and i've never had anybody able to give me like a hand massage

2417
02:00:22,920 --> 02:00:27,560
that was like that fucking good because you gotta go to a masseuse because apparently like um for

2418
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:32,760
For piano players like they get hand massages before they do like any like bigger shows

2419
02:00:33,080 --> 02:00:35,560
And she was really fucking good at giving hand massages

2420
02:00:36,440 --> 02:00:38,360
and like the way you say

2421
02:00:38,360 --> 02:00:42,120
I got really I got really into like hand massages now

2422
02:00:42,840 --> 02:00:48,680
Like my my my fiance can do hand massages really well, but like like i've gone to like like

2423
02:00:49,880 --> 02:00:51,880
Like i've gone like when I was on my cruise

2424
02:00:52,120 --> 02:00:56,360
Um a few few months ago. They had like a massage parlor and i'm like listen

2425
02:00:56,760 --> 02:00:59,560
I don't want a full body massage. Can you do hand massages? They're like

2426
02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:01,000
Yeah

2427
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:03,480
I'm like, dude, I gotta be careful. How do you say that?

2428
02:01:03,480 --> 02:01:09,080
Because it's like they might think you're asking for something different no, but like i'm like can you do that hand massage?

2429
02:01:10,200 --> 02:01:15,400
Wink wink no, but then there's like they did that and i'm like, this is fucking like have you ever gotten a hand massage?

2430
02:01:16,360 --> 02:01:18,360
Uh, no, they're fucking fantastic

2431
02:01:19,000 --> 02:01:21,480
Like they make your hands feel like they're like brand new

2432
02:01:22,040 --> 02:01:28,040
type thing like after I got like the one from like a professional like like uh massager at like

2433
02:01:28,440 --> 02:01:30,440
That like a cruise ship i'm like

2434
02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:36,280
Holy shit, like I feel like my hands are brand new type thing and like I have I cut off my thumb

2435
02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:39,640
Like you can see the uh thing there when I got it reattached

2436
02:01:39,640 --> 02:01:44,040
I get nerve damage so I can barely feel my thumb after I got a hand massage from like a professional

2437
02:01:44,040 --> 02:01:47,960
I could feel my thumb again. Wow. Yeah, it's like physical therapy almost

2438
02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:52,200
But like it was such a fucking like I was just doing this

2439
02:01:52,520 --> 02:01:56,680
And I was like I was like I just reminded me of getting like a hand massage

2440
02:01:56,680 --> 02:02:00,120
So back to sexual massage is what you were saying

2441
02:02:00,680 --> 02:02:05,080
You said you weren't done talking about sexual massages. Oh, um

2442
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:08,840
I

2443
02:02:10,840 --> 02:02:12,840
Yeah, that's the reason

2444
02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:15,240
That's the reason why I don't want to go

2445
02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:20,120
That's the only reason I don't want to go to like local massage places because i'm like I don't want to be like

2446
02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:23,640
Getting a massage and you're like, okay, and then start fucking like no

2447
02:02:23,640 --> 02:02:25,640
No

2448
02:02:26,680 --> 02:02:28,680
How dare you

2449
02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:30,920
Stop that, please

2450
02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:33,400
Please stop

2451
02:02:33,640 --> 02:02:37,400
I'm begging you. I don't want that. Oh look at that. I finished

2452
02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:43,240
Like I just want to get like an actual like massage without like the weird like tension thing

2453
02:02:43,880 --> 02:02:44,680
like

2454
02:02:44,680 --> 02:02:50,600
Without the happy ending. Yeah, no, but like like without like the weird like is she gonna try to jerk me off

2455
02:02:50,680 --> 02:02:52,760
I don't want that like I just want to get like

2456
02:02:52,760 --> 02:02:57,080
Like loosened up, you know, I don't think they usually try to jerk you off. Yeah this guy

2457
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:04,360
This guy that's how I don't know how to word his relationship to me

2458
02:03:06,200 --> 02:03:07,240
That's

2459
02:03:07,240 --> 02:03:09,160
An acquaintance of mine

2460
02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:12,760
acquaintance said that he was he was getting a massage

2461
02:03:13,720 --> 02:03:15,720
and uh

2462
02:03:16,440 --> 02:03:20,280
And the masseuse started jerking him off

2463
02:03:20,280 --> 02:03:24,840
And turns out that the masseuse was actually a tranny

2464
02:03:27,080 --> 02:03:29,320
And he but he knew before

2465
02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:34,280
The masseuse started jerking him off. Was that a flirter or were they? No, no

2466
02:03:35,160 --> 02:03:37,480
And and he said, eh, whatever

2467
02:03:38,200 --> 02:03:40,200
Fuck it. He said she's hot

2468
02:03:40,200 --> 02:03:41,160
We ball

2469
02:03:41,160 --> 02:03:47,800
Yeah, and he just let let let her deal. It's like a Jerry episode. It does sound like a Jerry episode. Yeah, he's like whatever

2470
02:03:47,800 --> 02:03:51,960
Yeah, he's like whatever and this guy has no shame. He's just shameless

2471
02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:57,640
He's like whatever fuck it. I'm gonna fine. He has accepted his full masculinity

2472
02:03:57,720 --> 02:04:02,360
He claims he claims that he didn't know he's at one with his mask. He definitely knew though

2473
02:04:03,320 --> 02:04:05,800
Bro, he probably he probably looked for it

2474
02:04:06,840 --> 02:04:11,640
It's probably exactly what he was looking for. He said she was hot. Is it gay though? Yes

2475
02:04:12,200 --> 02:04:14,200
I mean he said she was hot so

2476
02:04:14,200 --> 02:04:20,200
If you got paid by them, she's like you didn't you obviously not pegging. That's just getting fucked in the ass. They actually have a real penis

2477
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:23,000
That's the difference

2478
02:04:23,000 --> 02:04:25,000
All roads lead back to pegging

2479
02:04:27,000 --> 02:04:31,400
All roads lead to pegging but need for weed

2480
02:04:32,200 --> 02:04:34,200
Hoppers suit

2481
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:38,200
We didn't talk about that. Yeah, like need for speed is a fucking solid game

2482
02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:42,200
I used to play the the xbox 360 version of hot pursuit where you could like

2483
02:04:42,200 --> 02:04:46,360
Upgrade your cop cars from like a crown vic all the way up to a fucking bugatti cop car

2484
02:04:46,360 --> 02:04:47,880
It was fucking sick

2485
02:04:47,880 --> 02:04:51,560
And then I'd go online and everybody would want to be the racer and when you were an enforcer

2486
02:04:51,560 --> 02:04:55,320
Which is like the highest level cop you could be everybody's like, holy shit

2487
02:04:55,320 --> 02:04:56,200
It was wait

2488
02:04:56,200 --> 02:05:02,680
It was need need for speed hot pursuit for the xbox 360 like they remade it but like did it like different

2489
02:05:03,800 --> 02:05:04,440
Oh

2490
02:05:04,440 --> 02:05:09,240
Like instead of being like you could choose the path of a racer or a cop

2491
02:05:09,240 --> 02:05:15,320
And then you could do like there's an entire campaign for for the police and there's an entire campaign for being a racer

2492
02:05:15,960 --> 02:05:17,960
And everybody wanted to be a racer

2493
02:05:17,960 --> 02:05:20,440
I loved doing the cop part because it was fucking sick

2494
02:05:20,440 --> 02:05:24,520
And then when he went to online you could literally just set up a speed trap where people were racing

2495
02:05:24,520 --> 02:05:29,480
And then when you when they came by just turn your lights on fucking peel out and try to take them down

2496
02:05:29,480 --> 02:05:31,720
It was so fun and then they would stop and you'd get points

2497
02:05:31,720 --> 02:05:36,680
No, you'd have to like run them off the road type shit and then you get points because if they

2498
02:05:36,680 --> 02:05:42,760
If they got caught by you all the bounty that they had would go to you. Oh shit. It was so fucking fun

2499
02:05:43,320 --> 02:05:44,840
Because they did that with rivals too

2500
02:05:44,840 --> 02:05:50,440
Like they had like it need for speed hot pursuit need for seed need for speed rivals had the same thing like a cop and a racer career

2501
02:05:50,440 --> 02:05:53,480
But the online for rivals was even better because the racers

2502
02:05:54,040 --> 02:05:59,800
Goal would to get like the bounty super high and then get back to a safe house because once you got back to the safe house

2503
02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:02,120
That's when you were able to

2504
02:06:02,280 --> 02:06:04,280
To get your your your bounty points

2505
02:06:04,280 --> 02:06:08,520
And once you got bounty points, you could upgrade your engine your paint job add shit to it

2506
02:06:08,520 --> 02:06:11,320
Like make your car faster and stuff. And then if you got

2507
02:06:12,120 --> 02:06:17,240
If you got a the bounty from the people that you took down and like arrested as a cop

2508
02:06:17,240 --> 02:06:20,280
You could upgrade your cop car with like spike traps

2509
02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:26,280
Radar jammers like shit like that. It was it was so fucking cool. Oh, that's awesome

2510
02:06:26,280 --> 02:06:31,720
Yeah, dude, I played need for speed high stakes about fucking 2000 like ps1

2511
02:06:31,720 --> 02:06:36,440
Game where the graphics are all shitty and as soon as you tried to turn it you would just flip out

2512
02:06:37,160 --> 02:06:40,200
Trying to fucking do a turn remember most wanted

2513
02:06:40,840 --> 02:06:45,800
With a blacklist and he had to like you started off with a fucking bmw like m3 or some shit

2514
02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:49,640
And like it was the it was the fastest car in the game

2515
02:06:49,640 --> 02:06:53,400
And it was a it was a fucking they were going against like lamborghinis and shit and the fucking

2516
02:06:53,960 --> 02:06:59,640
BMW m3 was faster than the fucking lamborghini. I'm like even if you tune the engine

2517
02:06:59,640 --> 02:07:05,480
Perfectly, I don't know. That's not necessarily true if it was if it was like an m3 gtr

2518
02:07:06,040 --> 02:07:09,800
Yeah, it was one of those. Yeah versus like a regular like galardo

2519
02:07:10,440 --> 02:07:15,560
But like they're way faster. They were tuned ones. The one's an actual race car. Yeah, but they were tuned fucking like

2520
02:07:16,440 --> 02:07:24,120
Galerados and fucking like event or some shit like it wasn't like base level fucking shit like you had a fucking

2521
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:31,080
m-series bmw and then like fucking versus like supercars and shit like ferraris and fucking shit

2522
02:07:31,080 --> 02:07:35,720
And then like you got your car impounded at the beginning of the game by the police

2523
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:43,000
So you had to start with like a fucking chevy cobalt. Oh god. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was that it was most most wanted

2524
02:07:43,000 --> 02:07:50,120
Yeah, that was that one was kind of hood. Yeah, they had like underglow and shit. Yeah, too fast in the furious style

2525
02:07:50,120 --> 02:07:55,960
Yeah, you could like put like paint jobs on it and like each time that you beat a person you could get their car

2526
02:07:55,960 --> 02:08:03,400
If you beat the person and then the the last guy had your bmw because he somehow got it from the police or some shit

2527
02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:10,120
And then like you get the bmw and then the last last thing is like you're being chased by like all the cops in the city

2528
02:08:10,120 --> 02:08:13,560
And you have to escape type thing, but they're remaking that actually

2529
02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:20,920
Yeah, yeah, my this kid I knew used to play that game and he was like so good at it and he was such a douche about it

2530
02:08:21,560 --> 02:08:26,360
Just being like so much better than everybody. He's like one of those people that was just like better than

2531
02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:32,520
Other people at things and it was fucking I'm just better than you like, you know Tyler at Jeopardy

2532
02:08:34,200 --> 02:08:36,200
Fucking annoying

2533
02:08:36,200 --> 02:08:37,160
But

2534
02:08:37,160 --> 02:08:45,480
It's just like fucking annoying but it was just like naturally good at like sports and shit and would just like kick your ass

2535
02:08:46,280 --> 02:08:53,000
Fucking it was fucking annoying. But um, yeah that one most wanted wasn't my favorite. It was uh,

2536
02:08:54,280 --> 02:08:58,280
What was my favorite Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed? That was not a popular one

2537
02:08:58,760 --> 02:09:04,680
That was one a Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed. It was all Porsches and then you worked through the history of Porsche

2538
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:08,120
That's actually kind of cool though. Like Porsches are my favorite type of car, dude

2539
02:09:08,200 --> 02:09:09,000
It was awesome

2540
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:13,240
You could like fix them up like your car would like any damage you got like on the track

2541
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:15,800
Like you had to like build it like you had to fix that

2542
02:09:15,880 --> 02:09:20,680
Yeah, it would actually stay damaged in your garage and you had to fix it and you could buy

2543
02:09:21,960 --> 02:09:27,320
Used Porsches that were like damaged and then like fixing it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's fucking awesome

2544
02:09:27,400 --> 02:09:30,920
So you could like, you know fix them up and resell them for more money

2545
02:09:31,480 --> 02:09:32,840
um

2546
02:09:32,840 --> 02:09:34,280
but uh

2547
02:09:34,280 --> 02:09:36,280
Oh, yeah, there was like an Autobahn course

2548
02:09:36,600 --> 02:09:38,840
So you're like it was like the actual highway

2549
02:09:39,080 --> 02:09:39,800
Yeah

2550
02:09:39,800 --> 02:09:43,320
So you'd like you'd go through like the toll booths at like 200 miles an hour

2551
02:09:43,800 --> 02:09:49,720
And there was like they'd yell something at you in german. They're like name is Wagner. I don't know what the fucking man

2552
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:54,920
Yeah, it was dope though like the courses were dope

2553
02:09:55,560 --> 02:09:59,240
I actually like Forza Horizon like Forza Horizon is one of my because like

2554
02:09:59,240 --> 02:10:04,920
It's it's based off of like they've driven they like the developers drove every single car in the game

2555
02:10:05,480 --> 02:10:13,000
And made the cars almost exactly how like they handle how they accelerate like it's it Forza and uh, Gran Turismo

2556
02:10:13,480 --> 02:10:14,520
were

2557
02:10:14,520 --> 02:10:19,480
Based where are the most realistic car games because they base the cars off of their actual thing

2558
02:10:19,480 --> 02:10:25,560
Like they had to drive each car in order to get it the way that it was in the game like I drive

2559
02:10:25,560 --> 02:10:32,600
A souped up version of my car except that it's I it's a wrx instead of an imprezza in the game and like

2560
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:35,480
The base version of it drives exactly like my car

2561
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:40,040
It's fucking nuts like to the point where i'm like when i'm driving on these courses and stuff

2562
02:10:40,040 --> 02:10:45,400
I'm like, this is how my car drives. It feels just like my car. Yeah, i'm like this is fucking crazy

2563
02:10:46,120 --> 02:10:49,560
Yeah, it's uh people get really intense with those fucking

2564
02:10:50,280 --> 02:10:54,920
Racing simulators. Yeah, like I like I like Forza a lot like Forza is probably good

2565
02:10:54,920 --> 02:11:00,840
I like Forza horizon specifically because Forza and uh, Gran Turismo are only on race courses

2566
02:11:01,480 --> 02:11:06,040
Horizon you actually get to go out on like the streets and stuff like the last one was in rio

2567
02:11:06,200 --> 02:11:08,200
I think or mexico it was one of those

2568
02:11:09,080 --> 02:11:13,080
But like you actually got to drive around the like a whole bunch like through the mountains

2569
02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:18,920
Into like a fucking like forest and shit and like you're going through and if you got like a like a like a pickup truck

2570
02:11:18,920 --> 02:11:23,160
Or something you could drive off road and shit too in it. It was really fucking cool

2571
02:11:23,160 --> 02:11:25,080
Damn

2572
02:11:25,080 --> 02:11:28,440
I think it'd be fun to get into that but I can't take on any more hobbies

2573
02:11:29,000 --> 02:11:33,400
You know, i'd like to have a racing simulator with vr

2574
02:11:34,040 --> 02:11:38,680
Yeah, dope. Hell yeah. Casey. Have you said a word in the last fucking hour?

2575
02:11:40,840 --> 02:11:47,560
Well, yeah, i'm tired bro. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's about I think it's about time. It's about that time covered a lot of topics

2576
02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:51,000
Thank you for listening to the masturbation episode

2577
02:11:51,000 --> 02:11:55,320
Yeah, i'm sorry I stole your line for the name of the episode

2578
02:11:56,280 --> 02:12:00,280
Oh, no, you're good. I'll probably come up with a different name. I hate porn

2579
02:12:03,880 --> 02:12:09,000
Porn porn uh addicts anonymous torn ruined my life. I like that one

2580
02:12:10,920 --> 02:12:13,400
Yeah, that's good sex sent me to the er

2581
02:12:15,640 --> 02:12:19,720
Which is a wild show in itself i got one did you check our emails casey?

2582
02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:21,720
No

2583
02:12:21,720 --> 02:12:24,920
All right. Well, all right. Here's what we're gonna do

2584
02:12:26,120 --> 02:12:28,120
All right. I got a number here

2585
02:12:29,160 --> 02:12:31,160
I'm drawing on this pad

2586
02:12:31,960 --> 02:12:33,960
All right

2587
02:12:34,040 --> 02:12:39,720
And if you can guess what it is number between one and ten you get everything in the slur drawer

2588
02:12:39,720 --> 02:12:50,360
Uh, yeah, give it away the slur jar content executive decisions eight number eight

2589
02:12:51,640 --> 02:12:57,240
Oh, dude, I forgot the fucking stickers that I bought the fucking nose down again nose down call it a night

2590
02:12:57,880 --> 02:12:59,880
uh four

2591
02:13:01,880 --> 02:13:06,200
Five oh, yes, uh slur jar stays

2592
02:13:06,200 --> 02:13:08,200
Guys

2593
02:13:09,400 --> 02:13:15,000
Do I get the slur jar money no, you have to get the number exactly right. Oh, I thought it was like closest no

2594
02:13:15,400 --> 02:13:16,840
no

2595
02:13:16,840 --> 02:13:21,240
Next time. All right. Well send us an email on title podcast

2596
02:13:21,860 --> 02:13:24,360
73 at gmail.com nobody sent us an email

2597
02:13:24,760 --> 02:13:26,840
probably not

2598
02:13:26,840 --> 02:13:32,520
Just check it casey. I'm trying to sign in. Oh, you know what? Yeah, nobody did

2599
02:13:32,520 --> 02:13:35,560
Good let's just save ourselves the time

2600
02:13:36,040 --> 02:13:41,000
Uh like us on facebook and x and as always be kind to yourselves and each other

2601
02:13:41,560 --> 02:13:43,560
We out

2602
02:13:46,360 --> 02:13:50,840
For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

2603
02:13:52,200 --> 02:13:54,840
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2604
02:13:54,840 --> 02:14:00,600
What you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

2605
02:14:04,120 --> 02:14:11,320
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb

2606
02:14:12,920 --> 02:14:14,920
Extended episodes

2607
02:14:19,240 --> 02:14:21,480
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2608
02:14:21,480 --> 02:14:26,200
Oh, they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the chinese

2609
02:14:29,160 --> 02:14:35,800
Somewhere in china, all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall

2610
02:14:35,800 --> 02:14:47,000
So, okay, so they come from our planet then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

2611
02:14:47,000 --> 02:14:55,000
The

2612
02:15:10,120 --> 02:15:11,480
Before my eyes

2613
02:15:11,480 --> 02:15:18,040
While holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing

2614
02:15:18,360 --> 02:15:22,360
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen, I think that the government has

2615
02:15:23,240 --> 02:15:25,240
Taken it to the next level with the birds

2616
02:15:29,160 --> 02:15:34,760
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make

2617
02:15:34,840 --> 02:15:40,600
Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

2618
02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:44,600
They're going to be able to convince you that they can fuck real you can cut it open. You're going to see blood gods

2619
02:15:44,680 --> 02:15:46,680
No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

2620
02:15:46,680 --> 02:16:08,680
Which by the way big brother is the overlord

2621
02:16:16,680 --> 02:16:18,680
So

2622
02:16:30,120 --> 02:16:36,120
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real

2623
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:38,360
Okay, look it up. Look it up

2624
02:16:38,600 --> 02:16:43,960
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home

2625
02:16:43,960 --> 02:16:47,800
He said that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved

2626
02:16:48,120 --> 02:16:50,120
He was having a great fucking time

2627
02:16:50,600 --> 02:16:55,080
George soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this

2628
02:16:55,880 --> 02:16:59,640
George soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this

2629
02:16:59,640 --> 02:17:03,640
Shit

2630
02:17:03,640 --> 02:17:13,240
Fucking get it. Oh, donald trump the fucking word person out there. Fuck trump, right? Fuck trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros

2631
02:17:13,320 --> 02:17:16,840
It's bill gates. It's fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there everybody's

2632
02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:26,840
Is

2633
02:17:26,840 --> 02:17:32,840
The actual school government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Latvians, are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it.

2634
02:17:32,840 --> 02:18:00,840
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The paid fucking off...