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You won't have a chance to change your minds later, because there'll be no way to get out.

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Okay.

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What, uh, what episode's this one?

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This is 65.

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65!

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I took a little bit of a break.

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The crowd just got to be too much for me.

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We worked really hard.

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Felt, felt writer's block.

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Had to get off for a couple weeks.

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But we're back now.

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I got no ideas for what I'm gonna talk about.

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It didn't work.

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Well, it's Thursday, March 7th, at 9pm.

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We got our, our president Biden is, uh, addressing

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the state of the Union, which is, spoiler alert, bad.

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What's the state of the Union?

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Not good.

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I love how CBS was like, state of the Union address, followed immediately by Republican response.

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How much do you think Biden's gonna be fucked after this one?

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I don't know.

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I don't know if he's capable of standing up there for that long talking.

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This is, this is where he could really lose a lot of people, I think.

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This is a crucial speech for him.

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If he doesn't nail, and I don't see how he could nail it.

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Unless he nails it, he's fucked.

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Yep.

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Well, I say we react to some of it live.

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We might get taken down.

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But when's that stopped us?

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I don't care.

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Oh, never.

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Fucking NSA is.

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Who's talking to whom, especially for, for house watchers.

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Oh, he didn't start yet.

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Yeah, he's probably fucking doing it.

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Probably lost wandering around in the White House trying to figure out where the fuck he's supposed to be.

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Did you get a chance to listen to any of the episodes since you've been going Ali Mack?

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I listened to like the first three minutes of one of them, and then I got sent on a call at work.

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So, no, I've tried to, but there's not really a whole lot of free time for, for Ali Mack right now.

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Well, it kind of sucks, but it's just school.

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It is what it is.

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It'll be over in like 20 weeks.

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It'll be over soon and then it'll be worth it.

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Not really.

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Not really.

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Not really.

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I get a little bit of a raise.

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I'll have a livable wage for once in my life and I'll hate what I do even more.

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So this week Trump, they said Trump could be on the ballot.

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Right.

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In those three states.

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It was nine to zero in the Supreme Court that said that he can be on the ballot and you cannot go to the election.

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And you cannot take a running presidential candidate off the ballot.

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So did he get, were those the only three states that he was out in?

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He wasn't able to before?

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Before.

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I had a feeling it wasn't going to go his way.

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It wasn't going to go that way.

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Because you can't do that.

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Like, and even the most liberal fucking Supreme Court judge who couldn't define what a woman is.

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That's literally, that was literally a thing that one of the Supreme Court judges couldn't do.

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Define what a woman.

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They couldn't define what a woman was.

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Even they were like, yeah, you can't take Trump off a ballot like that.

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You can't really do that.

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I forgot about that.

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The fucking woman.

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That was funny.

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They just, because it's, what do you refer to it as?

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Casey, what's your definition of a woman?

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Let's stir the pot here.

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Just say a person with a vagina.

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I know that's not what you want to say, Casey.

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I know that's not your real answer there.

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My answer is a person with a vagina.

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I don't know.

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Female sex organs makes you a woman.

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I don't know.

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It's just like, it's not that hard to define in a politically correct lens.

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You can just be like, it's somebody who is born either genetically or socially identifies.

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Not socially identifies.

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That is a fake woman.

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That is not real.

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I'm just saying in terms of defining it, I feel like that's the PC way to go about it.

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I am not going to be PC.

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I am not going to play take.

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They're fucking garbage ideas.

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Biden's a little late because he's a little sleepy.

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He's fucking old.

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He's a little sleepy.

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You're trying to fucking give him his antibiotics for his UTI right now.

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No, they're giving him the Adrenochrome from baby's blood.

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He knows that they're hiding it in his applesauce, so he's furious with his nurses right now.

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Here comes the train, Mr. Biden.

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No, no, no, no, get in the way.

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I know you put it in there.

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Where's the ice cream?

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I've watched a show on, I forgot what it's on, but it's like all the people are at the

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State of the Union address and somebody bombs all the people in the State of the Union address.

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So the designated survivor.

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Oh yeah.

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That's the president.

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Yeah, it's designated survivor.

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It sucks.

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That show's awful.

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It's a cool premise though.

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Yeah, I stopped watching it for a few episodes.

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I can imagine just being like 50th on the totem pole and then just being like, Hey buddy,

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you're the president.

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So everybody else is dead.

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You have nobody to rely on for advice and have fun.

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You know what?

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I actually think that's better than what we have right now.

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If we just, if they are not saying that I agree with this, I'm just saying if like they all

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got magically sick or something.

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So you're not advocating.

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I'm not advocating for it.

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For the first, the 50 most important people.

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Suddenly, I don't know, perhaps unalive in some way, shape or form that I'm not advocating

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for at all.

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Uh, this is in Minecraft.

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I think it'd be a better, better shot at government right now.

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For legal purposes.

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I'm referring to it happening in Minecraft.

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Theoretically, if I were on a Minecraft server.

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And there was 50 people who were the most important.

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They were the host of the server.

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And it got down to the 50, the 51st person on the Minecraft server.

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Maybe that 51st guy would do a lot better than the 50 people.

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I wasn't paying attention.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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I can't see.

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I think it would take just as long to explain it.

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We might as well just reiterate it again, but I don't want to do that.

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I'm done with that air time.

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It was just a Mickey Haley dropped out of the race.

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Yes.

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Fucker.

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That's the chick that just got me my, uh, Trump Republican nominee.

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We got Donald Trump again.

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Donald Trump versus Joe Biden.

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Round two.

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We are fucking darkest timeline out here.

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What is the world fucking?

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He didn't grow a goatee yet, so it's not the darkest timeline.

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I don't know if he can make it till November.

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Dude, if Trump wins, it's going to be four years of fucking liberals losing their mind

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again.

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If Biden wins, we're just going to go to world war four.

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I think the skip over world war three.

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Just go to world war four.

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I think that the funniest thing that could humanly happen is we elect Donald Trump and

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then he just gets dementia.

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It's like, great.

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Awesome.

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As if he doesn't already have dementia.

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I don't know if he does, bro.

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It's a hell of a lot better than fucking Joe.

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Joe bows over there.

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Can we talk about how the cold war just never ended and we're just in the next like next

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step of the cold war currently?

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I don't think I don't think it.

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I think it did.

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Yeah, I think it did.

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It's definitely a cold war again now.

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Is the cold war two or is just a extension of the last second Cold War actually already

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in the second Cold War.

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Yeah, they're actually naming this after the upcoming Call of Duty games.

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Cold War two.

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I can't wait.

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No, I see it's golf war.

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The new one.

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Oh, is it?

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Yeah, I don't fucking pay attention.

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I do.

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I actually liked Cold War a lot.

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I liked Cold War two, but I feel like it's ran its course.

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I feel like I can only play one.

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I mean, I played multiplayer for like the first month or so and then it was just zombies

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from there and out.

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And who's the zombies on Cold War with the best zombies?

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I think they were easy.

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If you play the old games, it was easy.

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And then Cold War is just like, I just like Cold War because there's more shit to do with

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zombies.

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And also I liked how the weapons in zombies counted for multiplayer.

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I had their own separate.

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Yeah, they had their own separate.

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I remember I got diamond shotguns.

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So did I.

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The only thing I use and diamond SMGs and then like two others.

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I got diamonds bass.

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Remember the knife one sucked.

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Fucking zombies.

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I can't even remember.

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The worst one is the fucking grenade launcher.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God, dude.

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Fuck that.

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I also got I got the M16, like the assault rifles diamond on that.

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And I use the M16 as my thing.

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God, I miss the old school.

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Fuck it.

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I still think my favorite zombies and favorite Call of Duty in general is Black Ops 2.

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I don't like Black Ops 2.

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It was just a different game.

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Transit I know it gets a lot of hate.

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I fucking love that.

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I thought it was so cool.

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Black Ops 1.

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If we're going with classic fucking zombies, Black Ops 1 had the best one.

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I had a pretty bad.

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I mean, not a bad.

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I stand by this to this day.

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I think Die Rise is probably my favorite zombies map of all time.

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I like Ascension.

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And let's read some of these comments on this.

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I'm the fucking.

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Yeah, we're just trying to we're just detracting from everything.

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Make shrooms legal.

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No, I just think it's funny.

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Some of the things people are commenting like fucking make shrooms legal.

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All cats.

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Can I just say something?

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Am I the only one who has noticed that, like, if you go on social media, the comments is

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filled by just brainless people like the generalized IQ of our society is so fucking

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low.

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Most of these people have fucking basic, like beyond basic English skills.

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There's no punctuation or fucking.

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Talking to the general population.

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I mean, also, if you look at it like something's going to be fake, that's just blindly

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believed by 90 percent of people.

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If you go through, if you go through like the Facebook comment section, it's supposed

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to do the fucking AI thing where it's supposed to filter out the comments that are just

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tagging their friends.

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Yeah, but it's only the people tagging their friends.

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And when you go to show all comments, that's where the real comments are.

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Like, like bothers me to fucking know what.

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Like if you're the Facebook AI, if you're tagging somebody, that should be put into

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the not seen.

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Nobody gives a fuck.

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But like everybody's being tagged and in the actual things that are actual comments that

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I'm there for nothing.

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I'm like, what the fuck?

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It really bothers me.

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It really bothers me.

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Yeah, I fucking I stopped using Snapchat as soon as my second semester started and I

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killed like all 30 streaks I had.

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Facebook got attacked this week by fucking China.

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It did.

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They shut it down for worldwide.

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That's why you never responded to my Snapchat.

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Yes, I literally don't use social media anymore.

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I've been like completely blacked out.

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I mean, I use Instagram to scroll through like reels and stuff.

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It is.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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BP as a.

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Oh, we got Telobipi in a little while.

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Telobipi.

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Somebody says this is going to be like weekend at Bernie's.

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Oh shit, that's fucking funny.

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Dude, I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore, man.

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Like half this shit doesn't even fucking make sense.

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We're all fucking going to die.

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I feel like that one Alex Jones meme is just like, you know what?

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It doesn't matter.

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I was driving home.

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I mean, I don't know why.

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I think it's just because I've been overwhelmed by school.

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But my existentialist is starting to come back.

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I'm just driving home from school.

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I'm like, what the fuck?

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Like what is going on?

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Like you're telling me I'm driving a car like on a big fucking ball of water and land.

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And it's just infinitely large.

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And I just don't even know what's going on.

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Like everything is a social construct.

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It's fine.

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Just I could drive on the wrong side of the road.

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It's just lines telling me what to do.

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I'm not going to get into this.

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It's just lines telling you what to do.

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Drive on the left side of the road.

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The universe is infinitely large.

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And we're not going to get into that.

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I know your opinions.

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We don't need to touch.

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I agree with you on that.

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OK.

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We can drive on the left side of the roads.

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We can fucking eat food that's expired.

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We can fucking drive around the fucking...

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We can go into the lake and then wear swimmies.

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It doesn't matter.

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We're doing this shit.

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I was just thinking, I was like, this quote that got me going is I just said,

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because it was true, I mean, I pulled a muscle in my neck or something because I'm fucking old.

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And I was just talking to my classmates today and I was like, yep, I'm 25.

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That's when your body starts genetically dying.

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And I was thinking about it.

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I'm like, yeah, that's true.

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And I'm thinking about my consciousness and I'm like, oh, my consciousness is made up of a bunch of fucking neurons.

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And starting pretty soon, they're just going to start dying.

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And I'm not producing anymore.

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They're just going to start dying.

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And it's like, what type of effect does that have on your consciousness?

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I already have brain damage.

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I know.

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Well, I know.

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Tell us.

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Tell us what happens.

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It's genuinely scary because sometimes I literally just forget what's going on.

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I'm just wondering, if you were a single...

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Because all we are, our consciousness is, in theory, is our fucking brain.

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So what if your brain just gets to that point where you're just a couple neurons?

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That's not consciousness anymore.

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What would you be feeling?

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That's the questions I ask myself, where it's like, where does it draw the line between...

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I don't think you would have a consciousness if you only have a few neurons.

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It's like everywhere at the end of time.

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I know, but I'm saying, at what point is it like you go from...

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I guess I'm talking about death here.

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I am definitely talking about death.

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But at what point...

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When do sentience go away?

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Yeah, at what point does sentience turn into a dying pile of cells?

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At what point are you just...

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But the thing is...

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It makes me think that your sentience is a spectrum.

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No, but the thing is, if you think about it, at the end of their lives,

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dementia patients have terminal lucidity, which brings them back.

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And we have no explanation for it, too.

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And the terminal lucidity is always fucking hours before you die.

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Yeah, moments before you die.

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My grandfather had that, actually.

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He had Alzheimer's dementia.

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And my grandfather...

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His last 10 minutes of being awake, he was sharp as a tack.

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Before he didn't know who anybody in the family was,

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he thought he was surrounded by strangers all the time.

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Like, 10 hours before he slipped into a coma and then died,

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he was like, oh, Meg, how are you doing?

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Alex, oh, my grandson.

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It's like, what the...

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Grandpa, you haven't fucking known who I've been for the past eight months.

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Now you remember me?

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It's wild.

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And we have no explanation for why that happens.

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My great grandfather, who...

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He has, fuck, like, over 20 grandchildren,

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like 20 great grandchildren in total and stuff.

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And when he was on his deathbed and he had that terminal lucidity for an hour or two,

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he just goes, oh, Tyler!

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He's like, I haven't seen you in a long time.

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I'm like, wow, this sucks.

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It's almost like you're bolting.

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It's like that person's brain is doing everything it can to just...

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It knows it's going, so it just says, fuck it,

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we're going to give it our all for this last couple hours

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so that people can say their goodbyes.

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And your body just knows to do that.

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But it's just fucking wild.

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It sucks because it feels like it's, like, dementia's insulting.

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Why else would it be?

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Why would you just suddenly have a bunch of neurons that have been dead firing in your brain?

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There's literally not an explanation for it.

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You can look up terminal lucidity.

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Why does your heart go into V-Fib?

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Because it's, like, trying its hardest to beat, even though it can't still.

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Yeah, but your brain's fucking smart.

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It's the same thing that your brain's doing.

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Yeah, but your fucking brain is made up of a bunch of fucking...

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It has its own...

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It's just giving one last push to survive.

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But your brain has actual problem-solving skills.

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Your heart is just a bunch of tissues that can make their own beat.

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Yeah, it says, oh, fuck, we're going to die soon.

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Let's put everything into...

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Yeah, but you can't compare something that's smart to just fucking tissue

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that has electrical automaticity.

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But you can't prove that there's a...

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The fucking heart doesn't have a consciousness, Casey!

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Okay?

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A heart doesn't have problem-solving skills, okay?

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They can't fucking beat!

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You fucking SA know it just starts beating.

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Your brain is like, oh, shit, we're dying.

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Let's think about what we can do.

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Oh, fuck it, let's get this guy some closure.

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Yeah, let's do that.

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A heart can't come up with that thought, a fucking brain can!

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You know my explanation for it.

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Damn.

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Sorry, it's just...

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My explanation is that...

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I don't know, I felt like I had to bring energy tonight.

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I haven't been here for a while, it's pent up!

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You didn't deserve that, I'm sorry.

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If it's like, for me, the faith-based reasoning is that

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God's giving them a chance to say goodbye.

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Is he finally here?

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Is he pee-pee?

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Might as well be.

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Oh, he's very sleepy today.

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He's very sleepy today?

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Does he not look good?

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Fucking hashtag Ukraine can pay my taxes.

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He is...

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You got to turn that up.

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He is up so much past his bedtime right now.

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I think it was just a bad video.

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Great sense of who's talking to whom.

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What the fuck is going on here?

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Especially for...

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Everyone else we've seen, this president accounted for,

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Cardona, a close ally of Joe Biden...

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Fuck off! My hand's fucking slipping on it.

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... education secretary...

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My hands are fucking covered in the condensation.

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... safe and clean type, in case anything happens.

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So, what are you watching here, James?

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Oh, this is not a wheelchair.

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As we see the president, he's only made it about,

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what would you say, Rhonda, three feet inside?

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Or maybe just don't know.

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Maybe ten feet inside.

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What I'm watching for, that's Tim Blanchard,

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one of the people who go to the World Cup and the party...

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I think they're using holoprojector technology to Photoshop...

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I want to see whether Joe Biden makes a case for his wheelchair-bound corpse...

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... or if he makes a case for his world...

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I don't think there's a reason for that.

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Like, why would your brain just do that for closure?

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Your brain doesn't know what closure is.

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Yes, it does.

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Casey, your brain is tied to your...

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Your consciousness does.

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Yes, and your consciousness...

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But your actual brain does.

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Yes, but your consciousness can tell your body to do certain things.

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Sure, you have your own background nervous system in place...

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... to tell you to breathe if you don't fucking remember.

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But if I want to...

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I can fucking hyperventilate.

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Like, you can do...

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I mean, your brain can control what your body can do...

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... and where it sends electricity.

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Yeah, but if you hold your breath for long enough...

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... you pass out and you start breathing again.

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Yeah, look at that.

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Yes, exactly, because there's two systems in play.

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Your brain can use both of them.

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Jesus fucking Christ, he's an animal.

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He's a menace.

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Matt Ryan, he's totally cool.

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Fucking Chuck Schumacher's behind us.

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Even Matt Gaetz, I've just heard from a source...

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... is telling Republicans like...

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... to take this for a toss.

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I saw that.

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This one?

484
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Yeah, I saw that.

485
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But Casey, I guess what I'm just trying to say is...

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Where did it go?

487
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Fuck, it's gone.

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Give me a minute, I was about to make a good point.

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Oh man.

490
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I need a...

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I need a cold one for...

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... the President's speech.

493
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Yeah, you really do need a cold one.

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Oh my God.

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He looks like he doesn't have his fucking dentures in.

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Is he gonna start talking soon?

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He's going around shaking his hand.

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I wonder if he's having a panic attack right now.

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The fuck am I gonna say when I get up there?

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He looks happy as fuck.

501
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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He looks happy as fuck.

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He's oblivious, he doesn't know where he is.

506
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... a somewhat more hostile house than...

507
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... she is mouthing something to...

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God, I'm getting Biden's way rough today.

509
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Oh, Madri Taylor-Greene's wearing a MAGA hat.

510
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... tapping him and he's moving on.

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... perhaps we might get a readout at some point late tonight or tomorrow as to what they might have said.

512
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But this is Joe Biden.

513
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God, we have such a divided fucking country right now.

514
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Some presidents have, you know, shaking hands every five people.

515
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Joe Biden is the type to shake everyone's hand.

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And this is where the White House says he is most comfortable with.

517
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
... notice Steve Scalise right there, notable of course because...

518
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,800
I wonder what Hitler smelled like.

519
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800
... he could have become the Speaker of the House.

520
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,800
He could have been pretty shitty like everybody else from the time period.

521
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,800
No, actually people back then apparently...

522
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,800
... the early-agreed rise of Speaker Mike Trump...

523
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,800
I wonder what scent Hitler went for.

524
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,800
... take a selfie with the President.

525
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,800
Oh, I gotta say, I watched a fucking movie.

526
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800
That was intense.

527
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,800
You guys ever heard of the movie Cummins?

528
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
You guys ever heard of the movie Cummins C?

529
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,800
I think I have?

530
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,800
It's a Russian movie.

531
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,800
It's a Russian movie that was banned.

532
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,800
1985 film?

533
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,800
No.

534
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800
No, it was older.

535
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,800
No, 1985 Soviet anti-war film?

536
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,800
Oh yeah, it was 80s, nevermind.

537
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,800
But yeah, and it stars this kid.

538
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,800
Yeah, I read that on like a most disturbing movies list.

539
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,800
Dude, that movie is fucked.

540
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,800
It's like this fucking 14-year-old that was like,

541
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,800
with no makeup or anything just because of...

542
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,800
... because an actual 14-year-old actor.

543
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800
Like, all this crazy shit happens and fucking...

544
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,800
... World War II.

545
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,800
And...

546
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800
I can't remember where it takes place.

547
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,800
It was so high when I watched it.

548
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,800
I think it's somewhere in Russia or something.

549
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,800
And just like this kid witnesses everybody in his town...

550
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800
... get murdered.

551
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,800
And then like the people...

552
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800
Like his family gets murdered, and he's like,

553
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,800
everybody in his town holds him accountable because he was a soldier and he was deployed some place and came back.

554
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,800
Then like, leaves, then the whole town gets slaughtered and he comes back.

555
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,800
And like at this point his face looks like shit.

556
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800
He doesn't even like look real.

557
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,800
Then he gets captured by the Nazis.

558
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,800
They murder all of his friends in front of him.

559
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,800
And it's just...

560
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,800
It is a wild fucking movie.

561
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,800
Devastating.

562
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800
It makes you want to go to the movies.

563
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800
It's like, it's like a fucking movie.

564
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800
It's like a fucking movie.

565
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,800
It's like a fucking movie.

566
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,800
Devastating.

567
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,800
You know the thing is, I always like...

568
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,800
I hate the fact that we don't hold Japan accountable for World War II.

569
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,800
At all.

570
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
I think...

571
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800
I think...

572
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,800
I feel like as history goes on you stop holding...

573
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,800
No, it's not true.

574
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,800
You definitely hold people accountable.

575
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,800
Look at what we're doing with fucking Germany.

576
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800
We still hold Germany accountable for fucking...

577
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,800
Tyler, what about our followers in Japan?

578
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,800
It's... Apologize for what your ancestors did.

579
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,800
They did.

580
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,800
They did.

581
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,800
We bombed them in the anime.

582
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,800
How come I can't open it, Keith?

583
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,800
I'm gonna redeem myself here.

584
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,800
There you go.

585
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,800
See, there you go. I told you.

586
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,800
It was the condensation, bro.

587
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,800
The condensation.

588
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,800
Chief Keith.

589
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,800
I don't know. I feel like we definitely do hold Japan accountable.

590
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,800
It's just we feel a lot less bad for them because we did kill...

591
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,800
A lot of their civilians with two atomic bombs.

592
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,800
The Japanese soldiers were actually more insane than the fucking German soldiers.

593
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,800
I agree. That's why we dropped the fucking bomb on them.

594
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,800
But also, we bolted incredibly fucked up things there.

595
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800
I see it. I see it. I see it.

596
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,800
We're good.

597
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800
His foot was trapped.

598
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,800
We also did some pretty fucked up shit there because it's hard to...

599
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,800
Yes, Japan would not have surrendered...

600
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,800
If we didn't drop the bomb.

601
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,800
Yeah, they would have made us do an on...

602
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,800
We would have had to go into Japan on their home turf and we would have lost a lot of people.

603
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,800
We still would have won, but we would have lost a bunch of people.

604
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,800
I don't know. The more I think about it, I always thought for sure...

605
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,800
No, because it wouldn't have been just America because Germany already surrendered.

606
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,800
It would be the entire world versus Japan.

607
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,800
Yeah, we would lose like 25 people.

608
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800
I wanna be here. My grandfather is a lot more people.

609
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
My grandfather...

610
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,800
You see, Russia can't even fucking invade Ukraine now.

611
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,800
Back then, there was less technology then.

612
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,800
You're at more of a fucking equal arm stand in terms of that.

613
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,800
And you have people who are living in their country.

614
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800
They have the home field advantage.

615
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800
That's how Ukraine can fight off Russia.

616
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Why do they waste so much ammo? Like, goddamn.

617
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
What do you mean?

618
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800
It's suppressing fire.

619
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800
Like in the ward nowadays.

620
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
It's suppressing fire. It's to make them duck so you can...

621
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,800
It's like, oh, we fired 9,000 rounds today and hit zero targets.

622
00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:00,800
Yeah, but everybody has so much fucking ammo, it doesn't matter.

623
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,800
Like, both sides essentially have infinite ammo, so why the fuck not just...

624
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,800
You know what, they're fucking running out of ammo in Afghanistan.

625
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,800
That's what Jan said in the one episode.

626
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
In certain instances, sure.

627
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,800
But I mean, both of these militaries have so much funding.

628
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Like, yes, Russia and Ukraine, they're probably not the best off.

629
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,800
But the ammo is not like that.

630
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,800
Because I guarantee you, my grandfather, my great grandfather was going to get deployed to Japan.

631
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,800
He was literally getting ready to get deployed to Japan before they dropped the bombs.

632
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,800
Oh, he's finally at the podium.

633
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,800
Oh my god, how many people's hands did he shake?

634
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800
That was like a ten minute walk.

635
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,800
His fucking legs are going to give out.

636
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Behind him is Kendall Harris, the Speaker of the House.

637
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,800
Little Miss Jov I didn't know about the pulmonary embolisms.

638
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Are we working toward that?

639
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,800
What if he just stroked out right now?

640
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,800
I don't wish for that.

641
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,800
And if it fucking happens, I had nothing to do with it.

642
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,800
I don't want to say that now.

643
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,800
Because you never fucking know.

644
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Oh, there's Elizabeth Warren.

645
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:16,800
As a fucking Widowmaker mid-state union address.

646
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,800
He's going like this.

647
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,800
Looking out for his wife, the First Lady, a reminder that she is surrounded by people who are there with meaning and purpose.

648
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800
Full on LED.

649
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,800
Goals and successors of this world.

650
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,800
Yes.

651
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,800
Descending Aoror, yeah.

652
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800
Good evening.

653
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,800
I go home now.

654
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,800
Not a good start.

655
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,800
I don't know how that's a good line to drop.

656
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Mr. Speaker.

657
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,800
If I was smart, I'd go home now.

658
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,800
Yeah.

659
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800
My fellow Americans.

660
00:27:54,800 --> 00:28:02,800
In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation.

661
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:08,800
And he said, I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the union.

662
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:13,800
Hitler was on the march, war was raging in Europe.

663
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,800
President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people.

664
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Oh, fuck. Is he going to war?

665
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
It's actually kind of coherent.

666
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,800
Freedom in the boxes.

667
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
We're under assault in the world.

668
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,800
Oh, we're going to war.

669
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
He's got the neural link going right now.

670
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
I come to this chamber to address the nation.

671
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Now it's we who face an unprecedented moment.

672
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Oh, no.

673
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,800
In the history of the union.

674
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:43,800
And yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this is no ordinary moment either.

675
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800
Don't tell me we're going to war.

676
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,800
Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War.

677
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,800
Resolved at home.

678
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800
I think we're going to war.

679
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:56,800
Because he started off with saying that FDR came out and was like.

680
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,800
The freedom of democracy under attack at both at home and overseas.

681
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,800
What are you talking about?

682
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800
Listen to what he's saying.

683
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,800
It sounds like we're going to war.

684
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,800
Are we about to go to fucking war live on the Untitled podcast?

685
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,800
I'm showing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.

686
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,800
If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine.

687
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Dude, we're going to war.

688
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,800
I assure you he will not.

689
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800
I have my curiosity.

690
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800
Now you have my attention.

691
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,800
God damn it.

692
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,800
Are we going to war?

693
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,800
But you're trained.

694
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,800
Jesus Christ.

695
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,800
Are there nukes in the air right now?

696
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800
What's fucking going on?

697
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800
What's happening?

698
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,800
Ukraine can stop Putin if we stand with Ukraine.

699
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,800
Are we fucking dropping troops?

700
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,800
That needs to defend itself.

701
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,800
You could make a decision to send troops into Ukraine.

702
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,800
That is all Ukraine is asking.

703
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,800
They're not asking for American soldiers.

704
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,800
Yet.

705
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,800
In fact, there are no American soldiers in the war in Ukraine.

706
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,800
And I'm determined to keep it that way.

707
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Oh my God.

708
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,800
Oh my fucking God.

709
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,800
Bro.

710
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800
You can't do that.

711
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,800
You can't do that shit, man.

712
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,800
My fucking heart's going to beat.

713
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,800
Jesus fucking Christ.

714
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,800
For Palestine though, they need troops.

715
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,800
Yes, Reels is back in.

716
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,800
We're also.

717
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Also, fuck China.

718
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Go over there.

719
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:37,800
A former Republican president tells Putin, quote, do whatever the hell you want.

720
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,800
That's a quote.

721
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,800
The president actually said that bowing down to a Russian leader, I think it's outrageous.

722
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,800
It's dangerous and it's unacceptable.

723
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Jerry.

724
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Jerry.

725
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,800
Jerry.

726
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,800
He's making fights now.

727
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,800
There's no way he keeps this up for the whole time.

728
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,800
He's on coke.

729
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,800
He's on coke.

730
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:15,800
Fucking 60 milligrams of alcohol before he walked out there.

731
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Giving handshakes until it kicks in.

732
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,800
And he walks off once he starts tweaking out.

733
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,800
All right, I'm going to go now.

734
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,800
We're going to war.

735
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800
We're going to go to war, guys.

736
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,800
This is the first time you've ever heard me talk coherently.

737
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,800
And they're like, all right, all right, no, we don't mean that we're going to war.

738
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,800
No, we are not.

739
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,800
Sweden joined NATO.

740
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Is that actually a point he just made?

741
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,800
Yeah.

742
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,800
Why were they not part of NATO?

743
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:49,800
They were, I don't know, they were part of fucking the Nazi Reich too.

744
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,800
I don't know why they were part of that.

745
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,800
I say this to Congress.

746
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800
We have to stand up to Putin.

747
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800
Doesn't he already said that?

748
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,800
He's losing it.

749
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,800
History is literally watching.

750
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,800
He just loops the first part of his speech over four times and walks off stage.

751
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800
It will put Ukraine at risk.

752
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800
Europe is at risk.

753
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:16,800
The free world will be at risk and bolting others to do what they wish to do us harm.

754
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,800
The reason that he's the president of Putin who I've known for a long time is simple.

755
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,800
We will not walk away.

756
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Right now and for a long time.

757
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Who's that?

758
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,800
My message for him right now and for a long time.

759
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800
Just rattled that on there.

760
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:37,800
Stop sniffing the paint.

761
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800
Tyler's huffing again.

762
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800
I will not bow down.

763
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,800
Yeah.

764
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,800
History is watching.

765
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800
History is watching.

766
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
Oh, we might be going nowhere actually.

767
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800
Fuck.

768
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,800
Insurrection.

769
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,800
Insurrection.

770
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,800
Many of you are here on that darkest of days.

771
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,800
It wasn't a dark day.

772
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,800
The darkest of all days.

773
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,800
The insurrectionists were not patriots.

774
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,800
They come to stop the peaceful transfer of power.

775
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,800
To over stir in the will of the people.

776
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:23,800
January 6 lies about the 2020 election and the plots that steal the election posed a great, gravest threat to U.S. democracy.

777
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800
He's losing it again.

778
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,800
But they failed.

779
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,800
This is an intense opening.

780
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800
I feel like he's going to announce a war.

781
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,800
He's just drip feeding the war right now.

782
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Well, he said we're going to keep the troops out of Ukraine.

783
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,800
I know.

784
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,800
He kind of sounds like he wants to support the people.

785
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,800
He's trying to sound like he's trying to show he has a set of balls right now.

786
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,800
My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6.

787
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,800
I don't know.

788
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800
That damage might have already been done.

789
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,800
They're like, why don't we just declare war and get your ratings up.

790
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,800
To bury the lies.

791
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,800
Here's the simple truth.

792
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,800
It's not about ratings.

793
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,800
If you go to war.

794
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,800
If you're at war.

795
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,800
It's about not nuking the entire planet.

796
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,800
If you go to war.

797
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:12,800
You can actually enact a bill that you have to stay president during the war.

798
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,800
He doesn't care.

799
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,800
He's 81.

800
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800
He doesn't care about getting nuked.

801
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,800
What do you think, Mr. Alien?

802
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,800
Ever since being elected to office.

803
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:29,800
I ask all of you without regard to party to join together and defend democracy.

804
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:34,800
Remember your oath of office of defending us all threats, foreign and domestic.

805
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,800
Respect.

806
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800
Respect free and fair elections.

807
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,800
Restore trust in our institutions.

808
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,800
And make clear political violence has absolutely no place.

809
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800
No place in America.

810
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,800
Zero place.

811
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Tell that to the fucking rioters.

812
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,800
Well, he's trying to be less divisive.

813
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,800
That's very divisive.

814
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,800
He just attacked half the country there.

815
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,800
I don't know.

816
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,800
He's saying everybody regardless of party though.

817
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800
He prefaced that whole thing with that.

818
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,800
Your children and grandchildren will read about this day and what we do.

819
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,800
No, he won't.

820
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,800
History is watching another assault on freedom.

821
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800
Joining us tonight is the Toyah Beasley.

822
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,800
Who?

823
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,800
Social Work in Birmingham, Alabama.

824
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,800
14 months ago.

825
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800
14 months ago.

826
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,800
She and her husband welcomed a baby girl thanks to the miracle of IVF.

827
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,800
She scheduled treatments to have that second child.

828
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800
What the fuck are we even doing?

829
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,800
That is a hard turn.

830
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,800
A Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade.

831
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,800
She was told her dream would have to wait.

832
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,800
But her family had got through should never have happened.

833
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800
Unless Congress acts, it could happen again.

834
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,800
So tonight, let's stand up for families like hers.

835
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,800
To my friends across the aisle, don't keep this waiting any longer.

836
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,800
Fuck off.

837
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,800
Look at the applause on the guy.

838
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,800
You know, I'll be honest, he's not doing a bad job right now.

839
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:04,800
Except for absolutely horrifying me that World War III was about to start the first five minutes.

840
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,800
Fucking Kamala Harris.

841
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,800
It sounded like he was working up there.

842
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Fucking Kamala Harris has the hardest job in the world.

843
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,800
I'm going to fucking support this fucking grandpa again.

844
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800
Defending reproductive freedom.

845
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800
There's so much more.

846
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Thank you for listening to Untitled Podcast.

847
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,800
Just listening to something else.

848
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,800
We do that frequently though.

849
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,800
I'm determined to see Roe v. Wade overturn.

850
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800
He's the reason we're over there.

851
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Yeah, we might need to kick this, Casey.

852
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Look at the chaos that has resulted.

853
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,800
I feel like we just got to start ranting.

854
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,800
I feel like we check back in with him.

855
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,800
We'll see how he's doing in 10 more minutes.

856
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,800
We'll see the highlights.

857
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800
And we'll see how he's doing in 10 more minutes.

858
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800
We'll check what Biden's doing.

859
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,800
We'll check if he's like gone to the powder room again before we keep going.

860
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,800
If he does, to take an intermission.

861
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,800
He's got to powder his nose.

862
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Can we request a BP, tele BP right now?

863
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800
Tele BP?

864
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800
We might need to get tele BP here.

865
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,800
I don't know if he answered me.

866
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,800
If he fucking flakes, that's it.

867
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,800
The option's done.

868
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,800
BP are never coming on if you don't show up tonight.

869
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,800
He's on a call.

870
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Oh yeah, sure he is.

871
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,800
A while.

872
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,800
Big cheese guy.

873
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,800
He's got to reset an alarm panel and then he'll be with us.

874
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800
He doesn't do any fucking calls.

875
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:36,800
I had a fucking question I wanted to ask our paramedic lawyer who's not here.

876
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,800
What's the question?

877
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,800
Oh no, I just wanted to talk about the, I was watching the Alec Baldwin trial this week.

878
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,800
Not Alec Baldwin, but the other girl.

879
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,800
You know the one where Alec Baldwin shot the fucking person?

880
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,800
Yeah.

881
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800
Who's the chick?

882
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,800
The one who gave him the gun or something?

883
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,800
The armorer.

884
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,800
The one that's responsible for the guns.

885
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,800
Do you think he should be guilty?

886
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,800
You think he's guilty?

887
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,800
I don't know enough about the situation.

888
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,800
I mean it sounds like, I don't think Baldwin should be.

889
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,800
As an actor, it's your responsibility to check if the gun is actually loaded.

890
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,800
That's an actual thing you have to do as an actor.

891
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,800
And he didn't do that so that's why he needs to be responsible.

892
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,800
How is he supposed to distinguish a blank from a fucking live round?

893
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,800
It's really fucking easy.

894
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:34,800
They do like a million takes so somebody usually just hands them the gun, checks if it's unloaded.

895
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,800
And it's like their responsibility to unload the guns.

896
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,800
That's their job.

897
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,800
They shouldn't even have live rounds on the set.

898
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800
That is true, they should not have had live rounds at all.

899
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,800
But it's also the actor's responsibility to check if it's a blank round or not.

900
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,800
And this chick was like some rainbow haired 24 year old.

901
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,800
I don't know, I guess just the way I see it, if I was an actor and we've been doing 50 fucking takes,

902
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,800
it's been 50 fucking blanks, and then I get handed this gun by a guy, I'm like oh okay.

903
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,800
I don't know if that should be your job.

904
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,800
It was one take though.

905
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,800
No, I don't fucking, see this is what I mean, I don't know the details about this thing.

906
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800
It was the first take.

907
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,800
Oh well.

908
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,800
I hate to see it.

909
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,800
There was multiple.

910
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,800
Maybe it was Alec Baldwin.

911
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,800
Multiple scenes where he was shooting a gun in it.

912
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:26,800
But it was the first take of this one, and it's really easy to tell the difference between a blank and a fucking actual bullet.

913
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,800
What's the difference between the two?

914
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,800
So a blank is a cartridge that's clamped off in like a star pattern almost.

915
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,800
Yeah.

916
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,800
And a bullet you can actually see the fucking round in the cartridge.

917
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,800
Yeah, but if you were to cock it back, I mean what was the gun even?

918
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:47,800
It was a six shooter, but you're supposed to flick it open and look at it before you put it back in.

919
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,800
And when he fucking, when he, he never flicked it open, and you're supposed to see the fucking clamp things.

920
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:58,800
And then it's really easy to tell the difference between a fucking clamp round and an actual fucking round in there.

921
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,800
God, I can only imagine being in Alec Baldwin's shoes for that though.

922
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,800
Fuck it, I don't care.

923
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Fuck that guy, he's an asshole.

924
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,800
He was on Gepsey.

925
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,800
I don't disagree with that, but I'm just saying if you, just any fucking actor.

926
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,800
Like if you were just, I don't know, let's take a more respected actor.

927
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,800
More respected.

928
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,800
Who hasn't been canceled?

929
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,800
Who do we got left?

930
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Dave Chappelle.

931
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800
Robert Downey Jr. or some shit.

932
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800
Robert Downey Jr.? No, he's canceled.

933
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800
Yeah, he's a fucking prick.

934
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800
They're all fucking pricks, I fucking hate them all.

935
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,800
Fucking Dave Chappelle.

936
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800
He already got canceled.

937
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,800
I mean if you got a fucking Brad Pitt out there, and he did that.

938
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,800
I don't know, you just gotta put yourself in the actor's shoes.

939
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,800
Like I've been going through this all day, people hand me my guns.

940
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800
You're an actor at that point.

941
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,800
You're not fucking trying to do a, and yes you probably should be doing a firearms check and all that shit.

942
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,800
But you're supposed to have people who do that for you.

943
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,800
I don't know.

944
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:56,800
I feel like, I mean obviously I don't believe Alec Baldwin had any intention of it happening.

945
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,800
Well the armor grill was just found guilty yesterday.

946
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800
Oh shit.

947
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,800
Of manslaughter.

948
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:10,800
I feel like that kind of lays the blame on her, so I feel like Alec Baldwin can't really be guilty.

949
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800
I feel like there can't be two people.

950
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,800
When you hold a firearm, you are always responsible for that firearm.

951
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800
That's my, that's my.

952
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800
I see both sides of it, it's tough.

953
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,800
I honestly can't even get my opinion on this, I'm so in the middle on this issue.

954
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Wasn't it even really supposed to be a real firearm?

955
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
I know.

956
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,800
Just be a fucking dummy round.

957
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,800
Most of the guns that they use in movies are actual guns with blanks.

958
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800
Sounds like a bad idea.

959
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:40,800
No, I just think it would be absolutely fucking, I can imagine, I guess I'm just picturing this event unfolding in my head.

960
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,800
And just the horror that everybody had to fucking feel.

961
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,800
It was like, oh great fucking flop buddy, you killed it.

962
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Oh are you gonna get up?

963
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,800
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa.

964
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,800
And then, yeah he's dead.

965
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,800
No, because he was just like practicing taking the gun out of his holster.

966
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:04,800
And he just like fucking shot the director and the cinematographer.

967
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,800
What a fucking idiot.

968
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,800
He wasn't even during a take?

969
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,800
No, he was like taking the gun out, no it was during a take.

970
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,800
He was taking the gun out and pointing it at the camera.

971
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,800
That was the take.

972
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,800
That's wild.

973
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800
Then he fucking just pulls it out and shoots the director.

974
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,800
He really fucking fumbled hard.

975
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,800
And there's a video.

976
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,800
God damn.

977
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,800
Also when you pull out.

978
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
He's just practicing like the quick draw and he just fucking.

979
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,800
When you pull out.

980
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,800
Whoa, Mary I'm sorry.

981
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:33,800
When you unholster a fucking gun you don't put your finger on a trigger either.

982
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,800
Well in a movie you might.

983
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,800
Oh and somebody said don't.

984
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800
Do a quick draw bro.

985
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,800
Somebody said don't fucking have a medical emergency in the state of New Mexico.

986
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:49,800
Because the chick that died, they had two esophageal intubations on her.

987
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800
No.

988
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Before she died.

989
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,800
Oh no.

990
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Oh no, that's bad.

991
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,800
Yeah.

992
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,800
Well like they fucking missed it and went for it again.

993
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,800
Like they missed twice and went into her esophagus.

994
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800
Oh right.

995
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,800
Jesus Christ sorry.

996
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
My fucking brain is melted yes.

997
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800
That's rough.

998
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800
Wow.

999
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800
They probably took forever to get there too.

1000
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,800
Wait was this take like in the middle of the desert or was it just like.

1001
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,800
No they probably have a standby rig for it.

1002
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,800
No there's no standby.

1003
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,800
How long was the response time for that?

1004
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,800
Probably five to ten minutes.

1005
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,800
No.

1006
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,800
I was watching the.

1007
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,800
It's like breaking bad take where they're out in the middle of the fucking desert.

1008
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,800
I was watching the body cam video.

1009
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,800
They're kind of freaking out.

1010
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800
As one would be.

1011
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,800
I still can't get over fucking acorn guy.

1012
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
That shit is so funny to me.

1013
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,800
Oh yeah acorn guy.

1014
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,800
We briefly talked about that last time.

1015
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,800
That shit was hilarious.

1016
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800
I figured you guys would have brought that up.

1017
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,800
I just think it's so funny.

1018
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,800
The dude thinks he fucking got hit.

1019
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800
He does like.

1020
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800
I'm hit.

1021
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800
I'm hit.

1022
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,800
Shots fired.

1023
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,800
Shots fired.

1024
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:04,800
Yeah it does three fucking barrel rolls on the ground.

1025
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
Then Mag dumps it.

1026
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Yeah I'm hit.

1027
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,800
I'm hit.

1028
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800
Like 45 seconds go by.

1029
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800
I'm good.

1030
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
I'm fine.

1031
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,800
It's like what the fuck bro.

1032
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,800
You can hardly fucking hear the acorn in the video.

1033
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,800
How do you mistake that for a gunshot?

1034
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,800
I don't care if you have PTSD.

1035
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,800
How does that trigger it?

1036
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,800
Like what?

1037
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,800
I don't know.

1038
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,800
Apparently he never did a combat joke.

1039
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,800
Yeah it wasn't a combat joke.

1040
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,800
Did any try to plead PTSD on the thing though?

1041
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,800
Yes.

1042
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,800
Jesus Christ.

1043
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,800
PTSD from boot camp?

1044
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,800
That's what I heard anyways.

1045
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800
You can't get a reliable source down anymore though.

1046
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,800
That's why we need Dan here.

1047
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,800
That's why Alex Jones is our resiable volus.

1048
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,800
Resiable volus?

1049
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,800
What did you just say?

1050
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800
Esophageal varices.

1051
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,800
Oh shit.

1052
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,800
Have you ever seen that in real life?

1053
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,800
It's brutal.

1054
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800
Yeah it's fucking awful.

1055
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,800
Honestly I think it's probably the most, I'm not going to go on a BLS for a story here.

1056
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,800
It's the most blood I think I've seen in my life.

1057
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,800
I'll leave it there.

1058
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,800
I'll leave it there.

1059
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,800
So for people who are listening and esophageal varices, let's give it to our paramedic student

1060
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800
actually.

1061
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,800
How about we don't talk about work for five seconds.

1062
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,800
I don't want to fucking talk.

1063
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800
I just eat shit and breathe this shit.

1064
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,800
I'm not even kidding dude.

1065
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,800
It's fucking.

1066
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800
I know.

1067
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,800
I did it too.

1068
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,800
I know.

1069
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
It sucked.

1070
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,800
Just imagine doing all this and then getting to the end and then saying go fuck yourself.

1071
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800
I work four days a week.

1072
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,800
I intern one and I go to school the other two.

1073
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,800
It is all ambulance shit.

1074
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,800
All fucking the time.

1075
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:43,800
And I'm done with it.

1076
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,800
All the time?

1077
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
Matt Rempey.

1078
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800
Let's talk about some ghost shit.

1079
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,800
Let's talk about some Matt Rempey shit.

1080
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,800
I feel like we could go into the Rempey shit second half.

1081
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,800
We just talked about that.

1082
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,800
I got to get myself back.

1083
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,800
Are you committed?

1084
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800
Are you ready to go to the Condor house?

1085
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,800
Yeah.

1086
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,800
Fuck yeah.

1087
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,800
Oh absolutely.

1088
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,800
Let's do it.

1089
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,800
I'll fucking sleep in the attic.

1090
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,800
I don't give a fuck.

1091
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,800
You're going to sleep in the attic?

1092
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,800
Yeah I'll sleep in the fucking attic bro.

1093
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,800
Is the attic the scary part?

1094
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800
I don't know.

1095
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,800
I imagine it would be scary if you fucking stayed up there.

1096
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,800
I don't think anything happened.

1097
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
I'll sleep in the basement.

1098
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,800
Give me a handle of vodka.

1099
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,800
I'll slam the whole thing and then I won't care anymore.

1100
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800
Just put me wherever the fuck you want me.

1101
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,800
I don't think I'm going to be sleeping.

1102
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,800
I'm hanging from the tree outside.

1103
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,800
I'll take a nap.

1104
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,800
You want to do a seance?

1105
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,800
No that's retarded.

1106
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800
No that's a really bad idea.

1107
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800
That's retarded.

1108
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,800
Get the fucking Ouija board going.

1109
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,800
That's a bad idea.

1110
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,800
We also said that next year is when retarded becomes a slur jar.

1111
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800
I think it already kind of is.

1112
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,800
I don't know.

1113
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,800
I don't want it to be but I think it is.

1114
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,800
In the beginning today somebody in my lab group said that and the instructor looked at her

1115
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,800
like, don't say that again.

1116
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,800
Don't do that.

1117
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,800
It's like what?

1118
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800
She had no fucking idea.

1119
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800
That's what it is now on the podcast.

1120
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,800
It's like, oh don't say that again.

1121
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,800
And then we still do.

1122
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,800
I don't think so.

1123
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800
On the podcast I think it's safe.

1124
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:06,800
I don't think we're offending one another and if we're offending the listeners, truth

1125
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800
be told, grow a fucking pair.

1126
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Get over it.

1127
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,800
We're a little...

1128
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:16,800
We fall like three years behind cancel culture and three years maybe retarded might be too

1129
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,800
politically incorrect for us.

1130
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,800
Let's not put off our blue haired listeners.

1131
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,800
Yeah, we never...

1132
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,800
Yeah, we got so many of them.

1133
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,800
Are you fucking kidding me?

1134
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,800
Hey, you never know.

1135
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,800
They might be here for me.

1136
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:30,800
If I fucking told any of my blue haired friends about this podcast, I wouldn't have any blue

1137
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,800
haired friends anymore.

1138
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,800
They would never talk to me again.

1139
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,800
If you listened to this podcast...

1140
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,800
They would fucking threaten me with this podcast.

1141
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:44,080
If you have blue hair and you listen to this podcast, send us an email.

1142
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,680
Untied podcast 73 at gmail.com.

1143
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:53,480
Okay, so I'll admit.

1144
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,760
I saw on our group chat that we got an email.

1145
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,760
What was the email?

1146
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,760
That's all I need to know.

1147
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,760
It was from Dan's girlfriend.

1148
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,360
God fucking damn it.

1149
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:09,080
It was an autistic severity ranking of the four of us.

1150
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,080
What was it?

1151
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,080
You were number three.

1152
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,080
Oh shit.

1153
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,080
Yeah.

1154
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,080
Fuck yeah.

1155
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,080
What were the other two rankings?

1156
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,080
Tyler's number one.

1157
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,080
Well, that's a given.

1158
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,080
You don't.

1159
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,080
I don't think anyone's going to...

1160
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,720
Daniel number two and then I was number four.

1161
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:25,720
God, it's hard.

1162
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:27,480
I was the favorite.

1163
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,560
I could put any of us at number one or any of us at number four.

1164
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,560
We're all so fucking bad with it.

1165
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,000
Oh shit.

1166
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,800
Mike Johnson looks like he's about to fucking bust his appendix.

1167
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,440
He's trying not to laugh so hard.

1168
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,120
He's like, he's sitting there like snickering.

1169
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,120
Shoot.

1170
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,080
Fucking Kamala Harris is standing up laughing behind him and Mike Johnson's sitting there

1171
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,080
like, hmm.

1172
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:54,120
Casey, we just need you on like fucking like...

1173
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,960
When during the State of the Union, they just need to have you every year on like Fox Sports

1174
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,960
2.

1175
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,200
They'll just have you doing play by play on the State of the Union.

1176
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,200
So there's this fucking asshole in the back.

1177
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,640
We're 45 minutes into the handshakes by Joe Biden here.

1178
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,160
His geriatric ass is getting to the podium.

1179
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,160
Here we go.

1180
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Are we going to war?

1181
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,160
That kind of sounds like we're going to war.

1182
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,160
Blow a whistle when he starts talking.

1183
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,520
Palate on the plate.

1184
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,520
First period begins.

1185
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,520
Fucking Mike Johnson.

1186
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,240
I can't fucking believe this guy.

1187
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:31,200
They let this guy be president.

1188
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,120
Let's check in on Joe again.

1189
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:38,880
Pay more for prescription drugs than anywhere in the world.

1190
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,880
It's wrong and I'm ending it.

1191
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,680
It's wrong and I'm ending it.

1192
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,400
You missed fucking last week.

1193
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,880
There's a 40th anniversary of fucking the miracle on ice.

1194
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:53,880
I missed that.

1195
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,680
It's the 40th anniversary of the miracle on ice, bro.

1196
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,680
That's devastating.

1197
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,680
That's all.

1198
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:04,400
So not one of you Republicans voted for it.

1199
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:09,920
Instead of paying $400 a month or thereabouts for insulin with diabetes, it only costs 10

1200
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,920
bucks to make.

1201
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:17,520
They only get paid 35 a month now and still make healthy profit.

1202
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,520
Or a better idea, just don't get diabetes.

1203
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:26,520
What to do next, I want to catapult the people with $35.00 out of every American in the

1204
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,520
world.

1205
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Over time hours for bullshit pay.

1206
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,520
What a great song.

1207
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,520
I know you guys still like country.

1208
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,520
What a great song.

1209
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,520
Finally we got it done.

1210
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,880
We gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices on prescription drugs.

1211
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,840
Just like the VA is able to do for veterans.

1212
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,360
That's not just saving seniors money.

1213
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,960
We need taxpayers money.

1214
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,000
We cut the federal deficit by one.

1215
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Never heard of a good VA.

1216
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Never.

1217
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Yeah.

1218
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,240
Neither of I know we might have one, maybe one good VA.

1219
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:05,400
Why can't he fucking run for president?

1220
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:10,000
Casey, what you want somebody even more geriatric there.

1221
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
I mean, it's Bernie, bro.

1222
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
He's a fucking socialist.

1223
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Dude, Bernie's the fucking words.

1224
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I fucking hate Bernie Sanders.

1225
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I fucking hate him.

1226
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
He's such a fucking idiot.

1227
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:25,440
I'm a stupid glasses and a stupid fucking mask picture where he's crossed his legs with

1228
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,440
a little fucking.

1229
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,880
He was like the only one wearing a mask in this.

1230
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,880
He's a fucking.

1231
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:35,800
Yeah, because he's going to fucking die if he doesn't wear one.

1232
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,520
And he's always grandpa Joe.

1233
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,160
All it takes is one antigen.

1234
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,160
He's gone.

1235
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,080
That's all it takes to wipe him out.

1236
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,080
Bernie Sanders is a silly billy.

1237
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,840
I can grab a bunch of fucking fossils out there on the stage right now.

1238
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:56,520
This is why I think in Minecraft, if the top 50 in Minecraft guys in Minecraft, not real

1239
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:04,080
life for whatever unhinged shit Tyler is about to say in Minecraft, if there is just 50 persons

1240
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,560
just all died of a heart attack, all got wiped out.

1241
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,680
Not saying how a bunch of blocks of TNT.

1242
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,880
All right, Grandpa Joe, what's what's checking with you later?

1243
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,160
If some creeper came into the city.

1244
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:28,560
Yeah, they would say wide scale creeper attack.

1245
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,560
And it's gone.

1246
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,560
It's a super creepy.

1247
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,480
It was a creeper that was struck by lightning.

1248
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,560
Those things were fucking horrifying.

1249
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,560
The chances of running into them are so low.

1250
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,360
It happened once when I played and I was like, I got to let it blow me up.

1251
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,640
It's like it's so cool to see it fucking blew my entire house up.

1252
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,360
And I never played Minecraft again.

1253
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,360
Not seriously.

1254
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,200
Now I just go in and fuck Casey's house up whenever they play.

1255
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,960
Yeah, you love rent free in my house.

1256
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,760
Then you start killing me and then I start trying to fuck with Tyler's shit and then

1257
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,640
Tyler gets mad.

1258
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,360
Then I build a house 35,000 blocks away from all of you.

1259
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,920
I think that's how it typically goes.

1260
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:10,480
Fucking Casey switched me into fucking creative mode and then I made a golden Freddy temple.

1261
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:14,640
Yeah, and then I completely instigated him to bring it back to survival mode.

1262
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:19,840
It was 30,000 blocks away and my wood house and I was like, yeah, my opinion.

1263
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,440
I don't think anybody should have creative mode.

1264
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,440
I think we're cheating.

1265
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:30,040
Casey goes, all right, we're going back to the stone ages.

1266
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:36,920
Tyler, I remember you being actually tight about that for like a while.

1267
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:40,040
You were not happy that that fucking happened at all.

1268
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,440
You fucking died.

1269
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,240
What the fuck?

1270
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:49,040
Remember Casey kept fucking flying by my house and I'm like, he's fucking cheating.

1271
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:53,320
He's invisible and he's looking at me in my house.

1272
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,160
I was just playing Minecraft with my sister the other day.

1273
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:00,240
I showed her Freddy world with all the autistic stuff that we built.

1274
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:03,480
I remember I built a giant floating Freddy castle.

1275
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,920
Fucking Jesus castle.

1276
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,960
I built Jesus castle, yeah.

1277
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,320
And fucking Freddy statue.

1278
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:15,400
I remember once you guys started making the fucking roller coaster, I was like, all right,

1279
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,920
made a diamond blocks.

1280
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,920
Like really?

1281
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,480
We need diamond blocks.

1282
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,120
Like no, no, man.

1283
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Everything else is legit.

1284
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,120
It's just for building, bro.

1285
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
It's like, okay, sure.

1286
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
I'm going to bounce.

1287
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:30,120
And then you made Hell castle, didn't you?

1288
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,120
Emo Church.

1289
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,280
Emo Church, yeah.

1290
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:41,200
I made an abysmal fucking zero creativity fucking 23 by 41 block woodhouse.

1291
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,680
And I was content with just I just live in the mines.

1292
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,680
That's all I do.

1293
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,960
You were the fucking Unibomber, bro.

1294
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,960
I was the Unibomber of the server for sure.

1295
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,480
I fucked shit up from afar and then just did not play the game.

1296
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,000
It was intended to be played whatsoever.

1297
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,840
I mean, I, debatably I did.

1298
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,400
I just didn't surface.

1299
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,400
You just mine.

1300
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,400
It's just mind numbing.

1301
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,400
You were the fucking Unibomber, bro.

1302
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,280
I got 48 stacks of coal.

1303
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:11,440
You want some seems to be all I can find lately.

1304
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,600
I got one diamond.

1305
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,600
I'm like, God damn it.

1306
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,600
Why am I paying for this?

1307
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:21,320
Stone ages comment was probably one of the funniest things.

1308
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,720
All right, boys, we're going back to stone ages.

1309
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,600
That was in the air.

1310
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,600
Back to basics.

1311
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,600
Yeah.

1312
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,600
Back to basics.

1313
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,640
And then you fucking did it when I was in the air and I just fell like fucking 3000

1314
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,920
feet.

1315
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:39,360
I just don't think I have the attention span to have an in-depth conversation and play

1316
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,120
a game.

1317
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,400
So I would just get frustrated and that's why I would always blow your shit.

1318
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:49,740
I can't talk to you guys and actually be engaging in a conversation and build a project.

1319
00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:54,520
I can only do something mind numbing, like be in the mines or fuck with one of you.

1320
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,360
I just fucking can build.

1321
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,600
You've seen my fucking shit.

1322
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,560
I autistically can build things.

1323
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,560
Fantastic.

1324
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,840
I mean, it's pretty you can just like zone out and build things.

1325
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,920
And then I fucking built like the fucking skyscraper, I think.

1326
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,400
I remember I built that too.

1327
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,840
And I built the penthouse at the fucking thing.

1328
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,840
And then I gave each of you guys a floor and in case you just fucking did weird shit with

1329
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,400
his floor and your floor is empty.

1330
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,400
Yeah.

1331
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,400
Yeah.

1332
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,680
At one point, I think I just decided I didn't want a middle of my second story floor in

1333
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,680
my house.

1334
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,720
So I just took it away to save time to jump down to the first level.

1335
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,440
That's about the level of creativity you get out of my builds.

1336
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,440
That's all it is.

1337
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,240
You see my fucking Freddy temple.

1338
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,040
You've seen my skyscrapers.

1339
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,360
I fucking built the fucking subway system.

1340
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,080
Remember when I built the fucking subway underneath the fucking world?

1341
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,400
That was really autistic.

1342
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,400
Yeah.

1343
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,400
Yeah.

1344
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,400
And you're trying to connect everything.

1345
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,400
I did connect everything.

1346
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,400
I just wrote on.

1347
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,680
Yeah, we just wrote on the other day.

1348
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:55,680
Yeah.

1349
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,680
I connected literally every.

1350
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,560
You were fucking playing passion of the craft.

1351
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,640
I was showing my sister.

1352
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,640
Right.

1353
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,880
No, but like literally I had like fucking train stations.

1354
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,160
That's fucking insane.

1355
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,680
Like it took me fucking like two weeks to do that.

1356
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,040
That's why I was so pissed when he put me back in the Stone Age because I'm like, bro,

1357
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,320
I'm almost done with the subway.

1358
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,360
There was an entrance in the in the in the main plaza area.

1359
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,600
There was what do we build out of copper?

1360
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,600
We built like a statue.

1361
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,600
I think it was the Freddy.

1362
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,600
It was the Freddy statue out of copper.

1363
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,600
Yeah.

1364
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,520
I think we should just continue that world.

1365
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,320
My autistic game is just and dude, I fucking love it.

1366
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:36,360
But I have so many traumatic moments that just also live rent free in my head is Rocket

1367
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,360
League.

1368
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:42,000
I mean, every time me and Casey get on, we fucking cook for like the first five, six

1369
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
games and then we just fall off super hard.

1370
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,680
It takes two high into.

1371
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,680
No, no, it hasn't been on.

1372
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,160
I mean, yeah, no, I've been like I'm better at the game.

1373
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,160
Yeah.

1374
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,560
Casey Casey has been there and it's just like, I feel like usually we start.

1375
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,640
Off Casey has a couple of good games.

1376
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,320
Then I start to get my sticks warm.

1377
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:05,320
I get in the fucking zone for like five games and then we just like take a break for like

1378
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,120
two seconds to take a piss or something.

1379
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:11,520
And it's always when we come back from that first break, there's some soul crushing fucking

1380
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:18,400
six minute overtime in a zero zero game that we just fucking miss five open nets and then

1381
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,560
just get some lead up some rinky dink goal.

1382
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,560
And I'll think about that the next morning when I wake up and I'll be like, how the fuck

1383
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,960
did I miss that ball?

1384
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,840
Like, why the fuck did I think I would beat him to that?

1385
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,840
And it just hurt.

1386
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,240
I did not hear.

1387
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,960
We just talk about video games.

1388
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:35,960
It's not bad.

1389
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:42,880
Let's talk about the time that we got into online fake game.

1390
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,880
We are.

1391
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,880
We are.

1392
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,880
You really got into it.

1393
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:53,480
Casey's over here going like, all right, we got to the system, bro.

1394
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,720
I was.

1395
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,880
Yeah, that was why I was like, I was like out of work.

1396
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,760
I was like from my back or something.

1397
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,760
I like had a week off.

1398
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:08,160
So I was like, we started playing like we got the Oculus Quest, PokerStars VR Oculus Quest

1399
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,880
2, which is now made a quest.

1400
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:16,800
We got PokerStars VR, which is like a fucking poker in VR.

1401
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,600
You play with other people.

1402
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,040
You're an element that we need to play that though.

1403
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,560
I feel like I have played that with you a handful of times and we can have fun, but

1404
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:28,840
I just remember it being so much fun because I would feed off of your energy because you

1405
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:32,400
would start standing up and like fucking throwing props and shit.

1406
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:36,640
And I would only do that if you were there so I can match your energy.

1407
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,280
Like I try to do that shit when I play with Casey, but then I just feel like I'm fucking

1408
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,280
going crazy.

1409
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:46,400
My favorite was like the vest was like, I'm like, hey, either win or you win big.

1410
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,760
That was the fucking quote.

1411
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:52,760
And then fucking and then like I lost and I need to see my character just pull out a cigarette.

1412
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,400
You lost so much.

1413
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:58,760
And that's how I love it is you can just, it's the stupid fucking faces, the avatar

1414
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,760
app, but it just conveys emotion.

1415
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:07,760
It's so funny about you leaning over the table for some all in and then you just completely

1416
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,640
get fucking river riding on it and you have a heartbreaking loss and your character is

1417
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:19,640
still like smiling at the chips and it's like the next thing you know, the fucking guns

1418
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:25,160
going off, you're throwing fucking hammers, sword, pull out a gun, shoot everybody at

1419
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,440
the table then yourself.

1420
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,320
It's like, I just, I, I don't know that game's fucking hysterical.

1421
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,200
I remember the best one that I ever had was with you guys.

1422
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,800
I was sitting, it was like a tournament thing.

1423
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:40,320
So I'm at the tournament and like, I fucking was like losing a bunch of hands.

1424
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,760
Like everybody's like, yo, Slenditoach you're doing, you're doing real bad today.

1425
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,960
And you go, I gotta be honest with you boys.

1426
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,760
I don't really know how to play poker.

1427
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,320
You were hanging in there for a while.

1428
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,320
You're hanging in there for a while.

1429
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:57,400
And then all of a sudden you just like went all in is like, Tyler, you had a pair of tubes.

1430
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,360
I was like, what are you doing?

1431
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,720
You knew the rules, not the strategy.

1432
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,880
And let's go, gotta be, gotta be honest with you boys.

1433
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,960
Don't know how to play poker.

1434
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,360
You got, you would get tilted very quick.

1435
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,360
Oh yeah.

1436
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,960
You would lose one hand and then you would just start going all in on everything.

1437
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,000
Or I'd start just fucking throwing props at certain people.

1438
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:20,320
Or I'd like literally just start taking pictures of people and waving it in their face.

1439
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,640
Casey, Casey, you've had so many bad beats against me in fucking poker where I'll get

1440
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:29,480
like a, it'll be like after I just lost like a colossal hand and then it'll be like just

1441
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:34,000
you and me in on the next one and you're going after me because you think I'm tilted.

1442
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,680
Then I'll get like a full house or something.

1443
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,720
And then you'll just come back with like a fucking flush or something that just completely

1444
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,480
blows me out of the water.

1445
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,480
That's how I do it.

1446
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,680
I mean, uh, originally, so I bought like a, I think I bought like a hundred dollar pack

1447
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,120
one day because I was like, Oh fuck it.

1448
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:57,400
Like I got a week off like 10 billion fucking like, yeah, no, it was like a hundred dollars

1449
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,680
for like a million chips.

1450
01:01:58,680 --> 01:01:59,680
Right.

1451
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,560
And then I started playing blackjack and you got like 10 billion.

1452
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:06,840
I looked up like how to memorize the chart, yeah.

1453
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,840
Yeah.

1454
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:08,840
I remember the chart of like what beats what?

1455
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,520
Well, that's basic strategy.

1456
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,000
That's not, that's literally what it's called.

1457
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Yeah.

1458
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,000
And then counting cards is a standard cards and then what you learned how to count cards.

1459
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,320
Well, I like, I know the, how to do it, but it's hard to do it in like VR.

1460
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,320
Yeah.

1461
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,320
It's harder.

1462
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,320
It's hard to do it.

1463
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,040
Otherwise you got to figure out how many decks they have.

1464
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,040
That's the hard part.

1465
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,040
Yeah.

1466
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:35,280
I would imagine it takes a shit load of fucking hours of learning and practice.

1467
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,320
But then, so I learned that like Martin Gale system, right?

1468
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,200
Where are you like every time you lose, you double your bet.

1469
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,200
Yeah.

1470
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:46,520
And then it got to a point where I'm fucking like Casey, I'm not sure about this.

1471
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,760
I'm running like fucking a hundred thousand dollars.

1472
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:54,080
Casey, Casey tells us he has this fucking system that just cannot fail.

1473
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:58,600
It's me and Tyler in the game and immediately me and Tyler lose all of our money.

1474
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,400
Well, theoretically it would never fail unless you run out of money.

1475
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,400
Yeah.

1476
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,000
I just remember it would be you, me and Tyler at a table.

1477
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,440
And then like you would be telling me and Tyler what to do because we didn't fucking

1478
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,680
know it at all.

1479
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,680
And then you'd get a big win and be like, Oh yeah baby.

1480
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,520
And me and Tyler would be like, Casey, do I hit?

1481
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,720
Casey, Casey, I got 60 Gs on the table.

1482
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:20,720
Can I hit?

1483
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,720
And then they'd just be like, all right, fold.

1484
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:26,120
And then you'd win the hand and 60 Gs go fuck damn it.

1485
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,120
Mother fucker.

1486
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,120
Why did I stand?

1487
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:33,520
So I played, I started playing this fucking game like all week.

1488
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:37,320
And then at the end of the week, I'm looking at like the all time leaderboard.

1489
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,320
You're like the global leaderboard.

1490
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,920
I later got up to $750 million.

1491
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:51,400
I almost had a billion dollars in fake money in this fucking game, which was like unheard

1492
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,400
of.

1493
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,200
And I looked at the all time, um, blackjack winnings, winnings.

1494
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,720
I looked number four all time.

1495
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:58,720
Yeah.

1496
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:03,160
Which is displayed on like this big fucking jumbo trot in the middle of like the main

1497
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:04,160
VR hub world.

1498
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,880
Casey sends the picture of it to the group chat one day.

1499
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,880
We're like, what the what?

1500
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:08,880
And I'm like, what the fuck?

1501
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:09,880
And then he's like, all right, you gotta do the system.

1502
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,880
And I'm like, okay, I get up to 60 like grand on the table.

1503
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:11,880
And I'm like, Casey, I'm not sure about this.

1504
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:12,880
This is my last 60 grand.

1505
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:26,040
Then one day I'm playing like the highest stakes table and like I make it to the highest

1506
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,520
bet I lose, which was like 25 million or something.

1507
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:36,000
And I keep doing that and eventually it gets up to like 100 million and I lose 100 million

1508
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,680
and it just keeps going and I lose literally all my money.

1509
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,560
So now I'm back down to like a hundred thousand.

1510
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:44,560
Yeah.

1511
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:45,560
Yeah.

1512
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:46,560
So that bitch to the wheel.

1513
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:51,360
And my fucking name drops off the face of the fucking board.

1514
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:55,480
I will say the first, the first poker game that we were in where somebody said, send

1515
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,480
them to the wheel.

1516
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:02,200
And he fucking busted the guy out because for the listeners, the wheel is like, if you're

1517
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:07,040
not spending money on this game, it is your only way to get your base chips.

1518
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:12,480
It's like once every 24 hours, you can spin this wheel and you can get my menial minuscule

1519
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,480
amount of chips.

1520
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,600
And this guy just busted out of like a low tier poker game.

1521
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,760
So you knew his night was over.

1522
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:23,440
Send that bitch to the wheel.

1523
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,680
And immediately guy rage quits.

1524
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:30,640
I was playing with a fucking like old lady and she's like, can you guys stop using props?

1525
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,640
And I'm like, turn them off.

1526
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,640
She's like, I don't know how I was in that game.

1527
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,640
Yeah.

1528
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:35,640
And he gets fucking thrown the remote at you.

1529
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:40,720
And I was like, I just take the cigarette and I started pretending that I'm burning her

1530
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:41,720
with the cigarette.

1531
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,080
She's like, stop, stop doing that.

1532
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,880
And I go, Hey, this game is filled with fucking 12 year olds.

1533
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,200
And I'm like, I'm 25.

1534
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:54,040
Yeah, you, you have like a wide range of characters in that game.

1535
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:58,640
And the ones, if you get into a lobby where there's eight people, their mics on it's hysterical.

1536
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:02,520
Cause you'll have like people like me who just don't care.

1537
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:05,020
I think the one night me and Casey got drunk as hell.

1538
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:10,200
And I was like having an in-depth deep conversation, like long after I had been eliminated from

1539
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,200
this poker tournament.

1540
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:16,560
I was just sitting at the table talking about, he's like, Oh yeah, I'm like 45 to two fucking

1541
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,560
kids.

1542
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,440
And I'm like, God, I got a sitter for him.

1543
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,000
Wife's away on a business trip.

1544
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,840
I'm just chilling, man.

1545
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,360
Cracking open beers, hanging out.

1546
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,320
I'm like, I fucking love you.

1547
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,960
It's like, let's be fucking best friends for the next three hours.

1548
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:30,960
I remember that guy.

1549
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:31,960
Yeah.

1550
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:32,960
He was fucking awesome.

1551
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:33,960
And he is just hysterical.

1552
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,840
He's cracking politically incorrect joke.

1553
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,400
I just, I just instigated everybody.

1554
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,200
Like you like to be friends with people.

1555
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,080
I just want to get into fights with people.

1556
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,080
Yeah.

1557
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,080
You would, you would definitely do that.

1558
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:48,280
The funniest was when I was playing with beepers, I'm like, all right, people, he was like,

1559
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,040
the fucking system.

1560
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:53,960
And so we get like two hands in and he's like, yeah, this has taken too long.

1561
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:57,360
And he bets like the max bet loses everything.

1562
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,520
And he's like, your system fucking sucks.

1563
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:06,640
I'm done playing for five minutes at a time.

1564
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,840
That game had so many squeaking still.

1565
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,440
You get me, you can make a kid rage quit harder than you could on fucking modern warfare.

1566
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,360
Oh my God, the funniest thing was when like the kids were holding the cigarettes and be

1567
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,360
like, you can't smoke that.

1568
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,360
I don't think you're old enough to smoke, bro.

1569
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,680
So I just take the cigarette out of their mouth.

1570
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,360
I'm like, you can't smoke here.

1571
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,360
What are you five?

1572
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,360
I just start smoking their cigarettes.

1573
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,360
Give me a back.

1574
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:31,360
I'm like, no, it's mine, bro.

1575
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,080
My favorite thing was just the people who had the muted mics.

1576
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:38,920
They would just sit there with a sit there and they're just automatons the whole game.

1577
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:45,880
And then they get busted out and then all of a sudden you just see like shit makes their

1578
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,880
fucking controllers across the room.

1579
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,880
I forgot the arms.

1580
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:53,960
The arms would like cross and then like slowly rise and your head would just be like.

1581
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:54,960
Tyler would do that.

1582
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:55,960
Would you like to book your fucking?

1583
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:56,960
Tyler would book his head so I could also.

1584
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,960
Get fucking done.

1585
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:58,960
The character just fucking contorts in some ungodly exorcist way.

1586
01:07:58,960 --> 01:07:59,960
My favorite was when I started losing in Polk Rye.

1587
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:07,120
I was like, I'm gonna get a fucking

1588
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:10,760
I just put the box on my head.

1589
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:11,760
I had the box.

1590
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,760
I just sit there.

1591
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,600
You were just emotionless for like four hands.

1592
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,560
And then I think you got beat again and you're like, this game fucking sucks.

1593
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,960
Fucking hate this game.

1594
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,240
Although I did get to the second to last table in one of the tournaments and I was fucking

1595
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:32,540
on a fucking roll and I got a fucking full house fucking this guy got a fucking flush

1596
01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:34,680
on me and I'm like, God fucking damn it.

1597
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,080
I got to the final table.

1598
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,120
I got like four place on the tournament.

1599
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:44,200
It was cool because the final table looked like it's like the World Series of Poker.

1600
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,200
Yeah, World Series Poker on TV.

1601
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,200
Like actual poker.

1602
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,600
I was losing my fucking mind though.

1603
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,760
I was just like, are you fucking kidding?

1604
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:51,760
Yeah.

1605
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,760
You see what?

1606
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:56,720
Every time I played poker, it was I would maybe get off to a strong start, but I'd lose.

1607
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:02,040
I'd usually end up in the deficit early in and then I'd play smart poker.

1608
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:07,440
I'd win a couple big hands and then I would get like fucking egotistic and think that

1609
01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:09,760
every hand I had was the fucking best.

1610
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,320
And then I'd bust myself out as soon as I would get money.

1611
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,560
Dude, all somebody had to do to get me to fucking get tilted.

1612
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,560
They're like, you're a pussy.

1613
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:16,560
You won't call.

1614
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,560
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

1615
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:18,560
Yeah.

1616
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:19,560
I'm not a pussy.

1617
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,560
Yeah.

1618
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:21,560
You were really easy to bait into hands.

1619
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,560
Unfortunately.

1620
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,480
And the game would just like, like, you know how people would river ride?

1621
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,480
Yeah.

1622
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,640
The game would always let you win on the fucking river.

1623
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:32,080
So many times, it would be like a two percent chance.

1624
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,520
And you're like, fuck.

1625
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,720
Literally odds.

1626
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,120
It shows you the odds in real time for anybody who hasn't played this.

1627
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,840
And you would see that like going into like the fourth hand, there was a 30 percent chance

1628
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,840
they were going to win.

1629
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,240
And then like you would get another hand and be like, oh, now they only have a two percent

1630
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:48,240
chance to win.

1631
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,240
You have a 98 percent chance.

1632
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,240
Yeah.

1633
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,640
And then, yeah, out of fucking nowhere, that two percent chance, 100.

1634
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:54,640
I'm like, fuck.

1635
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,640
Yeah.

1636
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,680
You see two percent and 98 percent.

1637
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,000
What the game really means is 50 50.

1638
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,880
At least in my case, it seems.

1639
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:06,640
I had so many cases like that.

1640
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,440
I'm like, that was what I lost on in the fucking because with the I had the full house, he

1641
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,440
had the flush.

1642
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:12,660
I had a 98 percent.

1643
01:10:12,660 --> 01:10:14,440
He needed that one fucking card.

1644
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:21,320
I'm like, I'm like, dude, I got it says I'm like, I'm like, every time, statistically,

1645
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:23,160
I have this in the bag right now.

1646
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,200
So I'm like, and this guy was like fucking.

1647
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,920
I could see him going like this with his fucking headset thing.

1648
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:32,640
I see like rubbing his head and I go all in and he goes call.

1649
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,480
And I'm like, oh, I won.

1650
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,800
And then boom, we show the cards.

1651
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:38,800
Next card comes out.

1652
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,840
Are you fucking kidding me?

1653
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,840
Yeah.

1654
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:45,520
Casey, you had a way of beating me on the fucking river that just pissed me off.

1655
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:51,080
So I would play a hand fucking picture perfect against you and I would just pay for it every

1656
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,680
time because I could just mind read you.

1657
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,880
You can mind read me, but I had the better hand.

1658
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:02,040
You get fucking lucky on the river every single fucking time.

1659
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,840
The thing that you got to do, though, if you want to make a shit ton of money in that game

1660
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:09,840
is get three people in a voice chat thing and just get another person in the fucking

1661
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,800
poker game and just fucking rail that dude.

1662
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:17,240
Yeah, that's how you make real money in that you just fuck him right on the table.

1663
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,240
You just rail his ass.

1664
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,960
You open that asshole.

1665
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,400
I'm sticking my big old cock in there.

1666
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:27,320
Remember when people would accuse us of cheating because we were talking?

1667
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:30,920
Yeah, because they were cheating because we were cheating.

1668
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:34,720
Yeah, because they would hear us all dip out of party chat and then come into the game

1669
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,440
and they'd be like, oh, you guys are cheating.

1670
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:40,880
And be like, I remember my response would be like, do you have any idea how much pleasure

1671
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:44,480
I would have if these two lost?

1672
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:48,680
It's not even about me winning, but I promise you I am not working with them.

1673
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:52,440
And I'd just be like, fuck you.

1674
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:55,560
My favorite was when I bought the gun and then everybody's like, oh, Tyler's got the

1675
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,560
gun now.

1676
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,680
And like when you pointed at somebody and shot him, it's just confetti came out instead

1677
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,680
of the bullet.

1678
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:02,680
Yeah.

1679
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:08,040
So no, they added actual bullets and now there's like SMGs and like a million different other

1680
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,560
types of fucking guns.

1681
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,000
Remember the last time I played with Casey is probably two months, maybe three months

1682
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,840
ago and I signed up for the monthly subscription.

1683
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,680
There's a monthly subscription?

1684
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:19,880
Which I forgot about.

1685
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,240
Oh, actually, this had to have been longer ago and I didn't realize it.

1686
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,640
This was not the last time we played because it was when my debit card expired and I had

1687
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,000
to get a new one.

1688
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:34,920
And then it just, I was starting getting emails and it'd be like, your PokerStars VR VIP club

1689
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,520
has not been renewed.

1690
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,280
Please refresh your billing info.

1691
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,720
Did you refresh your billing?

1692
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,440
I was like, oh my God, how many months?

1693
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,280
How many fucking months?

1694
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:48,100
Because every time we play PokerStars, that's always a game that I seem to gun for with

1695
01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:50,280
Casey when I'm drunk.

1696
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:55,640
So it's always a drunk person because I would never with a sober mind give them a cent of

1697
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:56,640
my money.

1698
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:02,080
I was like, why am I buying like $20 packs of like fake money?

1699
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:06,800
Yeah, because it just loses, it loses any, that's the same reason why I have like fucking

1700
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,520
60 skins in Call of Duty Cold War.

1701
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:15,160
Even if you win big and win like a billion dollars, you still have nothing.

1702
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,640
I remember I was trying to explain that to you when you were like really going to global

1703
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:20,640
charts.

1704
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,600
Why am I addicted to fake gambling?

1705
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,760
I wasn't trying to be a dick to you because I thought it was really cool that you were

1706
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:30,840
like on the fucking scoreboard, but at the same point I'm like, Casey, you do realize

1707
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,720
that this gives you no benefit whatsoever.

1708
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,360
Like you're playing a gambling game.

1709
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,120
Then did you like actually do online blackjack for a while and you won like a little bit

1710
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,560
of money and walked away?

1711
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:43,520
I walked away because I lost like the same amount of money.

1712
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:47,240
And I was like, this is how, I was like, yeah, this is how people like.

1713
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,240
Yeah.

1714
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,400
I thought you were about to go down a really dark path there.

1715
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,920
I'm glad you pulled out of it.

1716
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,440
I won like $2,000.

1717
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,440
I know.

1718
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,980
I remember you said everybody I've, every dude that I've been good friends with who

1719
01:13:57,980 --> 01:14:01,080
has gone down a rough road to gambling, it's always how it happens.

1720
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,280
They get into it.

1721
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:03,360
They hit big.

1722
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:07,800
They get really lucky for like two months and then they just chase that high forever.

1723
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:08,800
Oh yeah.

1724
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:12,200
So the system I'm talking about is a good system, right?

1725
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,360
But it's only good in like short term.

1726
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,360
Yeah.

1727
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:18,920
But because eventually you're going to have like a bet that makes you lose it all.

1728
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,400
Like eventually you're going to like lose 10 hands in a row.

1729
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,720
Exponential because you keep doubling the money.

1730
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:29,960
So some casinos won't let you use the system, but most of them are like, yeah, we encourage

1731
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,520
it because eventually you're going to lose.

1732
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:36,000
And like, yeah, you're going to have a tap out point where it's like, all right.

1733
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,000
Yeah.

1734
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000
Like in real life, I can see how that doesn't work.

1735
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:44,680
Because if you start at one like fucking a $20 bet and you lose six hands.

1736
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:45,680
Yeah.

1737
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,040
And you're like, it's doubling each time.

1738
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,360
Like you're up to like a few thousand.

1739
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:52,360
Yeah.

1740
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:53,840
So you can't do it anymore.

1741
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:54,840
It's just not feasible.

1742
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,000
Unless you start off with like hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1743
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,000
Yeah.

1744
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,680
Because eventually you are just going to lose six or seven hands in a row and then you're

1745
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:02,680
fucked.

1746
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,480
So then you're digging out of a hole.

1747
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:12,400
You see the YouTube videos of the guy that goes around and he like counts cards at casinos

1748
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,400
and there's like.

1749
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,400
There's a couple of those YouTubers.

1750
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:16,400
Yeah.

1751
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,960
And they all got banned from a shitload of them.

1752
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,560
They all just get like kicked out like immediately.

1753
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,520
And they're like put on this like watch list.

1754
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,520
Yeah.

1755
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:28,200
You can't count cards at fucking casinos because they'll fucking like kill you.

1756
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:29,200
Yeah.

1757
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,920
And it's the thing I always find hysterical is that every fucking place is security tries

1758
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:38,000
to tell you that it's illegal and that they can take your money back and it's not.

1759
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,380
They just reserve the right to kick you out whenever they want.

1760
01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:43,780
But they will try to tell these people like oh no you are cheating.

1761
01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:45,200
You got to give the money back.

1762
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,280
Every single time they're like no.

1763
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:50,520
Call my fucking bare medical lawyer.

1764
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:54,880
I've only been doing one fucking thing on Duolingo fucking a day and it's been fucking

1765
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:56,440
like dropping me out of the leagues and shit.

1766
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:57,440
I just like I.

1767
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:59,280
Dude it's tough to keep.

1768
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,260
Like do you see why it's hard to get to the upper leagues now?

1769
01:16:02,260 --> 01:16:04,080
Because like you just start losing eventually.

1770
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,080
Yeah.

1771
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:08,680
It's just the fact of like even if because you really only need to go balls to the wall

1772
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,560
and do a lingo for one day a week.

1773
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,560
Yeah.

1774
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:12,560
And get up there.

1775
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:18,460
But it's doing that for eight weeks in a row is tough and everybody tries to fucking jump

1776
01:16:18,460 --> 01:16:19,460
in at the very end.

1777
01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,420
I don't know if you've noticed that.

1778
01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:23,600
It's weird though because the leagues are inconsistent.

1779
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:26,960
Like I just advance from Ruby Emerald down Ruby.

1780
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,960
I think it's the other way around.

1781
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,960
I think Ruby is above.

1782
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,120
I'm looking at it right now.

1783
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,120
Like oh no you're right.

1784
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,120
You're right.

1785
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,120
You're right.

1786
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,120
Yeah.

1787
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,600
So I'm an Emerald now because I got I wasn't Ruby.

1788
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,720
I wasn't Emerald that week.

1789
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,920
I was fucking super busy or whatever.

1790
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:43,920
Yeah.

1791
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:47,360
And like literally the last day which is Sundays I work now instead of Saturdays.

1792
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,360
Yes.

1793
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:52,960
I used to go balls to the wall on Sunday and use all my fucking XP boost and shit on Sundays.

1794
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:53,960
Yeah.

1795
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:58,480
And now I have to do that on Saturday and hope people don't jump me.

1796
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:02,480
I just I just like it because even though I haven't been able to talk to you I can see

1797
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:05,760
how like if you're having a good week or not with it.

1798
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:06,760
Yeah.

1799
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,200
Because every time it because when you walk in it lets you know it'll be like Tyler completed

1800
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,080
five hundred lessons yesterday.

1801
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:12,080
I didn't.

1802
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:13,080
Oh shit.

1803
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:18,840
They'll be like or other times it's like watch out only one day left and it'll be like between

1804
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:22,080
you and me we need to complete 50 lessons and we'll have like three.

1805
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,080
It's like holy shit.

1806
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,080
Fuck.

1807
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:31,520
Like we both are like I like the one week I did 43 lessons and you did five and I'm

1808
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:35,880
like we could have got fucking three more lessons and dude I was doing it.

1809
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,040
I was doing it when it expired.

1810
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,800
I know exactly what you're talking about.

1811
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,720
I was doing it as the fucking challenge expired.

1812
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:47,240
I thought I was going to make it because I was on a call when it was happening.

1813
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,240
Yeah.

1814
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:49,240
Because I was like fuck dude.

1815
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:55,040
It said it said one hour remaining but it doesn't show you when like that's the lowest

1816
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,400
increment it is.

1817
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:57,560
So it said one hour remaining.

1818
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:59,160
I was like oh shit I got time.

1819
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:03,120
So I did it for like 15 minutes and then it ended and it was like you.

1820
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,160
It was like two fucking lessons or something that it was.

1821
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:12,480
It was because yeah you had done like 35 and I had done like 12 of my required 15 and we

1822
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,000
would have made it and it timed out right at the end and I was furious.

1823
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,680
I got you to do a lingo.

1824
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,160
Yeah you should do it.

1825
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,480
It's a good time.

1826
01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:24,480
Just learn a language.

1827
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,920
Yeah it's learning a language.

1828
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:26,920
I'm learning German.

1829
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:27,920
Yo aprendo español muy rápido.

1830
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:28,920
Yo expreso el German.

1831
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:29,920
Soy bien.

1832
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:30,920
Mucho gusto.

1833
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:31,920
Mucho gusto.

1834
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:36,920
Let's check in with Grandpa Joe.

1835
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:43,160
Invest in more community police officers, more mental health workers, more community

1836
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:44,160
violence.

1837
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,160
Yeah that's what I'm talking about.

1838
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,160
Gun crimes.

1839
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:48,160
Retail crime and car crimes.

1840
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:49,160
Gun crime.

1841
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,160
Yeah let's come back on gun crime.

1842
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,160
And President Biden is stuck in line.

1843
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:58,160
Vive en la casa blanco.

1844
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:03,160
He lives in the White House.

1845
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:06,160
Yes he does.

1846
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,160
What?

1847
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,160
You're talking about marijuana.

1848
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:13,160
Because no one should be jailed for simply using or having on their record.

1849
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,160
Yeah.

1850
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,160
Boo.

1851
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:16,160
Boo.

1852
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:17,160
Biden 2024.

1853
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,160
Boo.

1854
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:25,160
Untitled podcast officially endorses Joe Biden as your president.

1855
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:26,160
Maybe two of the people.

1856
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,160
You got my vote Joe.

1857
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:31,520
You sealed my vote with that.

1858
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,520
Just when I completely gave up on you brother.

1859
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:34,760
You reel me back in.

1860
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:35,760
I'm just kidding.

1861
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:36,760
You should explain the piece of hard work.

1862
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:37,760
What?

1863
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:38,760
It's really like makes running like a game.

1864
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:39,760
What?

1865
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:40,760
It's dueling out.

1866
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,760
Yeah.

1867
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:42,760
We should explain it to you because it's a fucking really fucked up thing.

1868
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:43,760
Dude it's so fucked up.

1869
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,760
Dude like the first, the first time I saw Joe Biden, I was like, oh my god.

1870
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:45,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1871
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:46,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1872
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:47,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1873
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1874
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1875
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:50,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1876
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:51,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1877
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:52,760
I'm like, oh my god.

1878
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,760
The first week you do it you're fucking addicted to it.

1879
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,760
I knew you were going to get into it as soon as you played it.

1880
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,760
Like the first week you're fucking addicted.

1881
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:56,760
First week.

1882
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:57,760
It's like crack.

1883
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:58,760
You're like, oh fuck.

1884
01:19:58,760 --> 01:19:59,760
I gotta keep doing this shit.

1885
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,880
CC told me she talked to you about it at work too.

1886
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:05,400
She's like, oh I saw Alex got you into this.

1887
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,420
Like, oh yeah.

1888
01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:09,440
Because I was into it at that point too.

1889
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:11,760
She was like, Alex, you've been on Duolingo for two hours.

1890
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,740
And be like, have I?

1891
01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:15,940
Oh shit, you're right.

1892
01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:16,940
Dude.

1893
01:20:16,940 --> 01:20:18,700
fucking doing Spanish now.

1894
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:20,980
And like, she just fucking like just sits there

1895
01:20:20,980 --> 01:20:22,740
for like fucking two hours.

1896
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:24,520
I just like it cause a week will go by

1897
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,500
and then I'll start like, I'll just say something

1898
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,940
in Spanish to Cece and it'll catch her off guard.

1899
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:31,100
And she'll be like, oh!

1900
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,260
Like damn, you know how to say that?

1901
01:20:33,260 --> 01:20:35,620
Like shit, you actually are learning new shit.

1902
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:38,480
Yeah.

1903
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:40,180
I'll be like, I'll try to like plan a date with her

1904
01:20:40,180 --> 01:20:42,380
and I'll do it just in Spanish.

1905
01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:43,940
And I'll fuck up a little bit.

1906
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:47,500
I have very, very basic Spanish knowledge.

1907
01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:49,460
But, Cece you should do Duolingo.

1908
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,580
You should learn like a...

1909
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:51,420
Oh, I'd love to.

1910
01:20:51,420 --> 01:20:55,540
We need to get 90% or higher in 20 lessons.

1911
01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:57,500
We both have three.

1912
01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,260
How much time we got?

1913
01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:00,300
We got two days.

1914
01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:01,580
Oh, we got that.

1915
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:03,380
We got, we just need to get off our asses

1916
01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:05,380
cause I've been doing the one lesson a day too.

1917
01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:08,500
I'm gonna send you, I'll send you a gift of XP.

1918
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,940
I'm at 49.

1919
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,860
I'll send you one when I get back on.

1920
01:21:11,860 --> 01:21:15,120
I'll send you, I'm at a 49 day stream.

1921
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,960
But the thing is, you gotta use that at the correct time.

1922
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:20,640
You can't just, like I hate opening it up

1923
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,800
and it's just like, and you're like,

1924
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:23,800
oh, let me check the thing.

1925
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,640
And you get the double XP for 15 minutes

1926
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,040
and be like, fuck.

1927
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:28,080
But like, especially if you're like

1928
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,240
in the middle of something too.

1929
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:32,760
Oh shit, he's demanding a ban on assault weapons.

1930
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,280
Oh, here we go.

1931
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,640
Casey flinches.

1932
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:41,720
Second amendment, or vilifies responsible gun owners.

1933
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,600
Wow, he's pissing people off in the crowd.

1934
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,920
Oh shit, yeah, yeah.

1935
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:48,640
This is abroad, including the Middle East.

1936
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:49,800
The fuck did you just say?

1937
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,600
I know the last five months have been gut wrenching.

1938
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:53,840
That was incoherent.

1939
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:56,720
Wow, the crowd was actually just mad at him there,

1940
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:58,120
it sounded like.

1941
01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,440
That wasn't, for what?

1942
01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:00,280
For what?

1943
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:03,600
No, run it back, run it back real quick for me.

1944
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,360
Yeah, turn me up in my left ear.

1945
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:08,280
I take offense to that.

1946
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,400
I'm proud we beat the NRA when I signed

1947
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,360
most significant gun safety law in nearly 30 years

1948
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,320
because of this Congress.

1949
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:18,040
We now must beat the NRA again.

1950
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:20,120
I'm demanding a ban on assault weapons

1951
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,880
and high capacity magazines.

1952
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:26,400
Plus universal background checks.

1953
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:31,400
None of this, none of this.

1954
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,880
I taught the second amendment for 12 years.

1955
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:36,880
None of this violates the second amendment.

1956
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,720
Yes it does.

1957
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,120
For vilified responsible gun owners.

1958
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:42,720
Yeah it does.

1959
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:44,280
That's what everybody was saying.

1960
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:45,120
Yeah.

1961
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,800
They're like, none of this violates the second amendment.

1962
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,800
Honestly, I think the second amendment

1963
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,600
was kind of stupid, so.

1964
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,120
Casey, you're fucking retarded.

1965
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,800
You're out of your fucking mind.

1966
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,600
You're out of your mind, Casey.

1967
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,920
What happens when the government comes for you, brother?

1968
01:22:58,920 --> 01:22:59,920
You're not gonna have any firearms

1969
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,800
and avenge yourself, I will.

1970
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,400
Yeah, Democrat or Republican,

1971
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:04,920
you need the fucking second amendment.

1972
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:06,760
This country is built on it.

1973
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:08,480
The only reason the government's afraid of us

1974
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:10,640
is because we have fucking guns, Casey.

1975
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,560
And you're like, we should get rid of guns

1976
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,760
because I'm a little fucking fancy ass

1977
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,520
who church soft the fucking pictures

1978
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,680
of fucking Kamala Harris' fucking man fucking tits.

1979
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:22,040
Let's get something straight.

1980
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,960
The government is not afraid of us.

1981
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,240
Yes they are.

1982
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,800
The government has powers beyond what you can comprehend.

1983
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:31,440
Casey, who the fuck do you think the military is made up of?

1984
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:34,720
The military is made up of people that blindly follow

1985
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:37,400
these leaders. It is made up of the American people.

1986
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:42,080
If the government were to turn against the people,

1987
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,320
the military would defend the people,

1988
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:45,840
not the fucking government.

1989
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,360
The government's a bunch of fucking asses.

1990
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,680
Why do you suck the government's dick, Casey?

1991
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:49,680
No, there's a line.

1992
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:50,600
There's a line.

1993
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:52,520
And when that is crossed,

1994
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:54,040
you love sucking the government's dick.

1995
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:57,080
How do you like, how does Joe Biden's dick taste, man?

1996
01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:57,920
How does it taste?

1997
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,680
How does these fucking- I'm just stating how it is.

1998
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:02,880
I'm not endorsing Tyler's comments, but pop off.

1999
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,280
This fucking guy over here thinks that-

2000
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:06,680
Bro, think about World War II Germany.

2001
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,200
Think about World War II Germany.

2002
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:11,080
Guess what the Nazis did first, Casey!

2003
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,600
Guess what the fucking Nazis did first!

2004
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,000
They got rid of the guns!

2005
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,920
It starts with the guns,

2006
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,920
then it goes to your fucking other rights.

2007
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,240
Then they start rounding up the Jews!

2008
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,200
The military followed the government and Hitler.

2009
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,920
Because he brainwashed them.

2010
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:29,200
But the military is always going to follow who's in charge.

2011
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,040
No, they're not.

2012
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:32,920
And even though the majority of people didn't like Nazis.

2013
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:36,760
Tyler, would you say the majority of Germans were Nazis?

2014
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,560
The majority of Germans supported the Nazis

2015
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:40,760
because he was saying the right things.

2016
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:43,440
Exactly, and the government or the military

2017
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,920
is going to follow them and fight for him.

2018
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,400
Casey, there's not many people.

2019
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,200
If fucking Biden were to say some out of pocket shit

2020
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:53,840
like he typically does, like right there,

2021
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:56,440
people call him out on it right then.

2022
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:59,000
All right, the fucking military right now

2023
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,560
is not fucking all like,

2024
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:03,040
mostly made up of Republicans to be honest.

2025
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,880
They're not all fucking super fucking happy

2026
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:09,320
that they got Biden in their fucking office.

2027
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:11,200
Casey's wrong!

2028
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:14,440
Yes, but if he fucking were to do some outlandish shit

2029
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,520
that the people as a whole did not support.

2030
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:18,200
You've got to declare war against Russia.

2031
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,240
You've got to start shooting guns with me, Casey.

2032
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,400
You'll fucking love it.

2033
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:24,280
Yeah, dude, it's, our country,

2034
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,360
at the point of it is,

2035
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,640
is that you have the second amendment, okay?

2036
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,760
Our country was built with that

2037
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:35,560
because we fucking fought back against the British.

2038
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,760
The guns were what made that happen.

2039
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:40,080
It shall not be infringed.

2040
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,840
But yes, and the other thing is,

2041
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:44,280
is that if you fucking try to get these fucking assault,

2042
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:45,960
if you try to get these assault weapons

2043
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,200
out of people's hands.

2044
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,120
The British are pussies.

2045
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:50,760
The British were the most powerful military

2046
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:51,600
of all time in that one.

2047
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,440
Not the British.

2048
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:53,360
Casey, I don't know about you,

2049
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:55,640
but I don't think I've ever met many cops

2050
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,560
that aren't in support of the second amendment.

2051
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,120
So if you try trying to say like,

2052
01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:02,760
oh yeah, let's like every fucking,

2053
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,600
every fucking cop I've ever met,

2054
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,600
it's like probably has a second amendment

2055
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,160
fucking bumper sticker on their F-150

2056
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:10,840
because that's every cop I've ever met.

2057
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:11,680
Shout out pasta.

2058
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,760
Do you really think that there,

2059
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:15,880
if nationwide we demand assault weapons

2060
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,960
and we go to people's houses to take them back,

2061
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:20,280
do you truly believe that the police force

2062
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:21,360
would carry that out?

2063
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:22,200
Shout out pasta.

2064
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,200
The police force.

2065
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:24,920
I think they would, yeah. I'm serious.

2066
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:26,600
Do you actually think that they would do that?

2067
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,240
Because none of the cops support it,

2068
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:31,240
including the police chiefs.

2069
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:35,280
For the most part, that is a very Republican place.

2070
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:37,120
Obviously, yes, you have your,

2071
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:39,200
you do have your fucking hiccups here and there,

2072
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:40,040
especially in metro areas.

2073
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,480
A lot of inner cities like NYPD and stuff.

2074
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:44,600
That's why I say your metro areas.

2075
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,520
Yeah, your metro areas, sure.

2076
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:48,960
But for the most part, with all the landmass

2077
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:51,360
where most of these fucking guns are,

2078
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,960
because not many people have fucking guns in cities.

2079
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:56,240
Like sure, there's a handful

2080
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,200
and that's where all the fucking problems happen.

2081
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:01,080
But I think cops respect the rule of law.

2082
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:01,920
No, they don't.

2083
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:03,960
And they do respect the cops.

2084
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,160
No, they respect the Constitution.

2085
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,960
They do not respect, I mean, they do respect the laws,

2086
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,480
but they respect the Constitution above the laws.

2087
01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:15,200
If they feel that the Constitution is being infringed upon,

2088
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,920
I think you're gonna see a lot of pushback on that.

2089
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:19,760
These police departments don't wanna take away

2090
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:20,880
people's guns.

2091
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,120
Also, you know how many cops would die

2092
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:23,960
taking away people's guns?

2093
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,800
A lot of fucking cops, the ones who did do this shit.

2094
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:30,760
Dude, they're, how many fucking angry old white dudes

2095
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:31,720
do you know?

2096
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:32,560
I swear to God.

2097
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:33,840
They have a bunch of guns that if,

2098
01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:35,880
this is an actual fucking thing.

2099
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,040
Fucking blow away the cops.

2100
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:41,880
If the Second Amendment became taken out

2101
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,360
and they came to my house to take my firearms,

2102
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,920
I would not let them take my firearms without killing me.

2103
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:49,160
The only other option that the government would have

2104
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,640
would be to declare martial law

2105
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,080
and you wanna know what that's gonna do?

2106
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,680
It's gonna make the problem 10 times worse.

2107
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:57,040
No, I think you just make the Second Amendment,

2108
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,640
like edit the Second Amendment and then gun point.

2109
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,440
You can't edit the Second Amendment.

2110
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:02,280
Yeah, you don't.

2111
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,240
It's the bill, you can't edit anything in the first 10.

2112
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:05,080
But you can grandfather people in.

2113
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:06,560
Because it's the fucking Bill of Rights.

2114
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:10,080
So like you can take, you can say we're taking away guns,

2115
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,040
but like you can grandfather people in

2116
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:13,920
so they can still keep their guns.

2117
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:15,040
That doesn't matter.

2118
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:18,000
Then our fucking children's generation is fucked.

2119
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:20,240
I'm not fucking doing that.

2120
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:22,400
I'm not letting my kids not have the right to fucking

2121
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:23,920
defend themselves against the government.

2122
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:25,760
I don't fucking trust any of these people.

2123
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:28,160
I don't trust Trump, I don't trust fucking Biden.

2124
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:29,360
Ali Mac, do you own firearms?

2125
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,800
Not yet, I will.

2126
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:35,760
So as an actual firearms owner, don't fucking touch my guns.

2127
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:38,160
That's my property, I bought them,

2128
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,240
and it's my right, it's my God given right

2129
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:41,880
as an American to own firearms.

2130
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:44,880
My brother and my ex-roommate are both gun owners

2131
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:48,520
and let me tell ya, living with a fucking gun owner.

2132
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:51,920
Tyler, you can be grandfathered in and when you die,

2133
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,760
that can change the culture.

2134
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:55,040
I want my children to be able to have guns too.

2135
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,040
And I want their children to be able to have guns.

2136
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,760
Do you want your great great great grandchildren

2137
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:00,600
to be able to have guns?

2138
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,880
Absolutely.

2139
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:02,720
Yeah, I don't see.

2140
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:04,360
It's a God given right as an American.

2141
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:06,000
Blasters perhaps?

2142
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,840
To fucking piss plasma defenders.

2143
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:13,840
Fucking Tesla cannon.

2144
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:14,880
Tesla cannon.

2145
01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:17,360
Geez, fucking Kamala's getting a workout.

2146
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,960
She's fucking.

2147
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:20,920
I think that the.

2148
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:22,120
She just went up again.

2149
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:24,800
I think that as an American, you should be able

2150
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:28,000
to own a fucking working tank if you want to.

2151
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,160
I don't know about that.

2152
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,000
I feel like.

2153
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,600
I think you should be able to own nukes if you want to.

2154
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,440
I do too.

2155
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,320
What are you fucking doing?

2156
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:36,920
I think that you should be able to own nuclear bombs.

2157
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:38,920
Legalized nuclear bombs.

2158
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:40,240
Swag Messiah.

2159
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,840
I think that nukes are the worst thing

2160
01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:44,000
that ever happened to this planet,

2161
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,480
but it's a can of worms that's opened

2162
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:46,880
and can never be unshut.

2163
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:49,560
It's a very similar to the Oppenheimer movie.

2164
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,680
That's just kind of what it is.

2165
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:54,160
As soon as we started poking our noses

2166
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:57,840
in that fucking atomic bombs.

2167
01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:00,840
Fucking Kamala's like, is this fucking over yet?

2168
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:01,680
Let's be real though.

2169
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:04,080
Fucking Florence, whatever her name is,

2170
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:05,120
pretty good looking.

2171
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:05,960
Florence who?

2172
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:08,920
The fucking chicken Oppenheimer that he was fucking.

2173
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:09,760
Yeah, she's not bad.

2174
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:10,600
She's not bad looking.

2175
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:13,360
Wait, the short haired one?

2176
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:14,480
The one who offed herself?

2177
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,320
Yeah.

2178
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:17,480
She is pretty good looking.

2179
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:19,280
Honestly, Emily Bond,

2180
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,040
don't have any complaints about her either.

2181
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,600
Legalized nuclear bombs.

2182
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:23,440
Okay.

2183
01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,520
Legalized nuclear bombs.

2184
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:27,360
I was gonna say.

2185
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:29,080
Chuck in with Grandpa Joe.

2186
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:29,920
Oh.

2187
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:30,760
Getting in the ground, I see.

2188
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:34,560
I'm gonna take a piss.

2189
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:35,560
I can't do all this.

2190
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:40,560
This song is sponsored by the shadow government.

2191
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:42,760
Ewe, ewe, ewe.

2192
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:44,000
Ewe, ewe, ewe.

2193
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:47,400
Legalized nuclear bombs.

2194
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:48,480
Swag Messiah.

2195
01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:57,080
Legalized nuclear bombs.

2196
01:30:57,080 --> 01:30:58,920
Tyler, did you know you actually voted

2197
01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:02,080
the most polarizing figure on Title Podcast?

2198
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:03,640
By who?

2199
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:05,080
By the people.

2200
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,240
What people?

2201
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:08,680
The people that run this country.

2202
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,920
I'm the most polarizing character?

2203
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:11,760
Fuck it.

2204
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:14,480
If you don't stand for something,

2205
01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:15,640
you stand for nothing.

2206
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,240
If you stand for nothing,

2207
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:21,400
what will you fall for?

2208
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:25,840
Let's check in with Grandpa Joe.

2209
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:28,000
We keep checking in with Grandpa Joe.

2210
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:30,080
I don't fucking care what this fucking degenerate

2211
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:30,920
has to say.

2212
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:34,120
This fucking pedophile, hair sniffing,

2213
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:35,440
fucking piece of shit.

2214
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:36,280
Whoa, that's a big leap.

2215
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,120
That's a big leap.

2216
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:37,960
Fucking motherfucker.

2217
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:39,720
This guy's definitely fucked children.

2218
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:40,560
I don't care what anybody says.

2219
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,080
I have no evidence of that.

2220
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:43,240
He sniffs children,

2221
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,760
and he has children rub his hairy legs.

2222
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:46,760
He sniffs children?

2223
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:48,160
He sniffs children.

2224
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:49,520
I think I've seen videos of that.

2225
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:50,360
Yeah, it's real fucking weird, bro.

2226
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:52,920
You know, I've seen one like touching people.

2227
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:53,760
Yeah, it's not okay.

2228
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:55,000
He always like to touch people.

2229
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,200
You can't do that.

2230
01:31:57,240 --> 01:32:01,200
Maybe it's like Joe from Impractical Jokers

2231
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:02,920
when he just puts his nose on people.

2232
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:05,600
I don't fucking like Impractical Jokers.

2233
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:06,440
Okay.

2234
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:08,560
Now president to the first women vice president.

2235
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,960
I think that Impractical Jokers is a fucking joke.

2236
01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:11,800
Oh, yeah.

2237
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,800
Shout out to Kamala.

2238
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,800
In my career, I've been told I was too young.

2239
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:20,800
By the way, they're gonna let me on ascended elevators

2240
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,480
for votes sometimes.

2241
01:32:35,480 --> 01:32:36,320
Not a joke.

2242
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:40,480
I've been told I'm too old.

2243
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:45,520
Whether young or old, I've always been known.

2244
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,520
I've always known what endures.

2245
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,760
I've known our North Star.

2246
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:53,120
The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.

2247
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:55,920
It deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.

2248
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:58,760
We've never fully lived up to that idea,

2249
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:01,520
but we've never walked away from it either.

2250
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:04,120
And I won't walk away from it now.

2251
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:05,280
Oh my God.

2252
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:06,360
I'm optimistic.

2253
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:09,920
I really am.

2254
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:11,120
I'm optimistic, Nancy.

2255
01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:18,320
Do you guys ever play hell with at least?

2256
01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:19,840
My fellow Americans.

2257
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:20,680
No.

2258
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,200
It's pretty good to rebel against the military.

2259
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:24,240
An issue facing our nation.

2260
01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:25,080
Huh?

2261
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:25,920
Yeah, it's really fucking good.

2262
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,120
I actually like it a lot.

2263
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,520
It's how old are our ideas.

2264
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:29,360
USA.

2265
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:33,560
Hey, anger, revenge, retribution are the oldest of ideas.

2266
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,400
You wanna?

2267
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,280
You wanna take a break and have a cigarette?

2268
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:37,480
With ancient ideas.

2269
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:38,320
Yeah.

2270
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:39,440
Let's have a cigarette.

2271
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:42,440
You lead America, the land of possibilities.

2272
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:44,040
I'm back and we're going on break.

2273
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:45,200
And what can and should be done.

2274
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:48,000
I think Joe's actually wrapping it up here.

2275
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,400
Tonight you've heard my.

2276
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:50,520
We'll let angry Joe wrap up.

2277
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:52,040
I see a future where.

2278
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:52,880
Fucking angry Joe.

2279
01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:54,360
It seems like he's like coming to an end.

2280
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:55,840
You don't diminish it.

2281
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:58,600
I see a future where we restore the right to choose

2282
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:04,600
and protect our freedoms, not take them away.

2283
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:06,240
I see a future.

2284
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:11,160
For the middle class as finally as a fair job.

2285
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,120
Wrap it up, Joe.

2286
01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:14,880
And the wealthy have to pay their fair share in taxes.

2287
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,880
No, we already pay our fair share in taxes.

2288
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:19,720
I see a future where we save the planet

2289
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:20,560
from the climate crisis.

2290
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,400
Are you the wealthy?

2291
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,760
As best as you can.

2292
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:24,600
I wish.

2293
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,000
Above all.

2294
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:29,080
Listen, if I get that other job, I'm talking about.

2295
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:31,280
I see a future for all Americans.

2296
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:35,640
I see a country for all Americans.

2297
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:38,920
And I will always be president for all Americans.

2298
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:40,240
Always be president.

2299
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:42,080
I will always be president.

2300
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:45,360
I don't like the way he said that.

2301
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:46,200
I don't like that.

2302
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:48,360
Donald Trump said he was going to be a fucking dictator.

2303
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:49,200
So.

2304
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:50,040
That was a joke.

2305
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:50,880
It was clearly a joke.

2306
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:52,160
It was a joke.

2307
01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,920
He said, I will become a dictator.

2308
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:56,720
What was the rest of that sentence, Casey?

2309
01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:57,560
For one day.

2310
01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:58,400
For one day.

2311
01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,600
We talked about it.

2312
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:00,440
Yeah, I know.

2313
01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:01,280
Beyond our capacity.

2314
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:02,840
When we act together.

2315
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:03,680
Fuck that.

2316
01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:05,600
God bless you all.

2317
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:06,440
And God bless.

2318
01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:07,560
And protect our troops.

2319
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:10,000
The United States of America.

2320
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,240
Great speech, Joseph.

2321
01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:14,080
Great speech.

2322
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:15,480
Just fucking spark it up down here.

2323
01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:16,320
See you.

2324
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:17,160
Thank you.

2325
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:18,000
Thank you.

2326
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:21,760
President Biden wrapping up his speech.

2327
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:22,600
Thank fucking.

2328
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,440
Oh God, I don't know if I should.

2329
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:25,400
It was punchy.

2330
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:26,240
It was tight.

2331
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:27,280
And the president.

2332
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:28,120
That was something else.

2333
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:28,960
Thank you.

2334
01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,200
I'll take a couple.

2335
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:33,120
Thank you for following along for the State of the Union.

2336
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:35,080
We'll be back on the Untitled podcast.

2337
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:36,960
For what can cope in the second term.

2338
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:37,800
Go by.

2339
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:38,320
Yeah.

2340
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:38,840
Oh.

2341
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:39,360
Brrr.

2342
01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:39,840
Brrr.

2343
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:40,320
Brrr.

2344
01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:40,800
Brrr.

2345
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:41,800
Gucci gang.

2346
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:42,320
Oh.

2347
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,800
That's it right now, team there.

2348
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:44,800
Lil Pump.

2349
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:45,800
Yeah.

2350
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:46,800
Gucci gang.

2351
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:47,800
Oh.

2352
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:48,800
Oh.

2353
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,800
Big, big head on Gucci gang.

2354
01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:51,800
Gucci gang.

2355
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:52,800
Gucci gang.

2356
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:53,800
Gucci gang.

2357
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:54,800
Gucci gang.

2358
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:55,800
Gucci gang.

2359
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:56,800
Gucci gang.

2360
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:57,800
Gucci gang.

2361
01:35:57,800 --> 01:35:58,800
Gucci gang.

2362
01:35:58,800 --> 01:35:59,800
Welcome back to Untitled podcast.

2363
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:00,800
My billa do coke.

2364
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:01,800
OK.

2365
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:02,800
Oh.

2366
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:03,800
65.

2367
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:04,800
I can't buy me no way to rain.

2368
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:05,800
Oh.

2369
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:06,800
Rather go and buy bomb man.

2370
01:36:06,800 --> 01:36:07,800
Brrr.

2371
01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:08,800
Gucci gang.

2372
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:09,800
Gucci gang.

2373
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:10,800
Gucci gang.

2374
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:11,800
Gucci gang.

2375
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:12,800
Gucci gang.

2376
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,800
Yo, this is the most retarded song.

2377
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:14,800
I fucking hate Lil Pump.

2378
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:15,800
My billa do coke.

2379
01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:16,800
Yo, who is he?

2380
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:17,800
Before the break in.

2381
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:18,800
Before that break ended.

2382
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:19,800
Yeah.

2383
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:20,800
You know who annoys me?

2384
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:21,800
They fucking suck my cock.

2385
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:22,800
You know who annoys me?

2386
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:23,800
Post Malone.

2387
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:25,800
Why?

2388
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,800
Post is good.

2389
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:28,800
I would say.

2390
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:29,800
You're just like every fucking.

2391
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:33,440
Why do you think Post is so good, bro?

2392
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:37,840
I think Post had two really good albums and I think he's kind of fell off since then.

2393
01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:38,840
I like how he was.

2394
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:39,840
I think he's a good dude.

2395
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,520
I think he's over dramatic.

2396
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:42,520
I like how he was bleeding.

2397
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,800
And he fucking overdoes it and people like him for that.

2398
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:46,800
Kind of like Taylor Swift.

2399
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:47,800
I said it.

2400
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:48,800
Brother, what the fuck are you even talking about?

2401
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:51,800
I don't think you can compare those two.

2402
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:56,800
I don't know.

2403
01:36:56,800 --> 01:36:59,520
Post is different though.

2404
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:02,120
Post is realer than fucking Taylor Swift.

2405
01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:03,800
He's from like Syracuse or something.

2406
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:06,160
He is from Syracuse.

2407
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:07,880
He's just a fucking real guy.

2408
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:09,800
Like he's just you can tell he's genuine.

2409
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:11,840
Nah, I heard he smells bad.

2410
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,840
He probably fucking does.

2411
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:15,600
He probably doesn't shower.

2412
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:20,760
The dude has like legitimate mental health issues, which have just gone unaddressed for

2413
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:22,040
a long fucking time.

2414
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:23,440
He got real skinny too.

2415
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:24,440
He did.

2416
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:26,800
He lost a lot of weight really quick.

2417
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:27,960
Like really quick.

2418
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,800
He went from chubby two weeks later.

2419
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:33,080
He was an alcoholic and he fucking quit drinking.

2420
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:34,080
Did he?

2421
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:35,080
Oh, well, yeah.

2422
01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:36,080
Fuck.

2423
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:38,080
Is that what's going to happen to me?

2424
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:41,080
Well, not tonight.

2425
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:50,680
How do you feel that you're about to go up against Tyler who's sober in jeopardy?

2426
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:51,680
Not good.

2427
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:55,640
Because I'm like definitely crossed right now.

2428
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:56,640
Completely.

2429
01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:57,640
Remember.

2430
01:37:57,640 --> 01:38:00,640
Yeah, no, I did.

2431
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:04,040
Tyler, congratulations on your win tonight.

2432
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:06,040
I'm glad I could come back to get pummeled.

2433
01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:07,040
Thanks, Dan.

2434
01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:10,040
Let me see those fucking things.

2435
01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:11,040
What's it?

2436
01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:12,040
30?

2437
01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:13,040
What's it?

2438
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:14,040
13 wins for me right now?

2439
01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:15,040
Yeah.

2440
01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:16,040
The Uno.

2441
01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:17,040
The Uno, baby.

2442
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:18,040
And what's Dan at?

2443
01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:19,040
8?

2444
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:20,040
6?

2445
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:21,040
5?

2446
01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:22,040
5.

2447
01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:23,040
So I'm at 13.

2448
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:24,040
The closest person to me is 5.

2449
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:25,040
Let's get it, Ali Max.

2450
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:26,040
Let's get 14.

2451
01:38:26,040 --> 01:38:27,040
I don't know how strong those smelling salts were.

2452
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:28,040
Remember when you threw up because of that?

2453
01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:29,040
I know the first time you hit that, we had a bucket out for you.

2454
01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:30,040
You good, bro?

2455
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:31,040
Yeah.

2456
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:51,040
Just a little strong, that's all.

2457
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:52,040
Alright.

2458
01:38:52,040 --> 01:38:53,040
It's been a couple weeks.

2459
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:56,040
Alright, Ali Max, welcome to your own personal hell.

2460
01:38:56,040 --> 01:39:03,040
I'm gonna move this back so I can see what's in the house.

2461
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:08,040
Don't worry, it'll be fucking gone soon with the way this game is gonna go.

2462
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:11,040
This game is why I'm gonna drink.

2463
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:13,040
This game is why I'm drinking.

2464
01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:15,040
No, but it's actually pretty fun for me.

2465
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,040
You gotta show me the fucking Minecraft world.

2466
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:20,040
God, I would give anything to be the host of the game right now.

2467
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:22,040
You gotta show me the Minecraft world.

2468
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:25,040
I would give anything to be the host of this show right now.

2469
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:27,040
I love Minecraft world.

2470
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:29,040
I like the fucking funny words behind the scenes.

2471
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:30,040
I know.

2472
01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:31,040
I like the funny words behind the scenes.

2473
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:32,040
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

2474
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:33,040
Hey!

2475
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:35,040
I'm your host, Alex Trebek.

2476
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:38,040
You got your 13 time champion, Tyler.

2477
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,040
Ken Jennings, motherfucker, I'm coming for your ass.

2478
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:42,040
Ken Jennings.

2479
01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:45,040
And your number two time champion.

2480
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:46,040
Oh shit, you're right.

2481
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:48,040
I was in the dose though.

2482
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:50,040
I forgot about the second time.

2483
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:51,040
The dose.

2484
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:55,040
I gave everybody credit for a win on that last one that you were in.

2485
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:58,040
That was a good one.

2486
01:39:58,040 --> 01:40:00,040
Alright.

2487
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:02,040
Tyler versus Ali.

2488
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:03,040
Just put me out of my fucking misery.

2489
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:05,040
Tyler, you're not allowed to try too hard.

2490
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:09,040
Just fucking do what you're gonna do.

2491
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:14,040
Here, can I get a rogue at least for the fucking pummeling you're about to put on my ass?

2492
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:16,040
Dude, I don't even...

2493
01:40:16,040 --> 01:40:18,040
Fuck this game, dude.

2494
01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:20,040
Thank you.

2495
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:23,040
Did you see any fucking rogues left in fucking cubbies?

2496
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,040
Because I need to stop and get some more.

2497
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:28,040
I wasn't looking, to be honest.

2498
01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:31,040
The categories today, you got age of death.

2499
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:36,040
That's why I give you a couple people and you have to tell me what age they were when they died.

2500
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:38,040
Yeah, I'm not gonna know anything about that.

2501
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,040
Psychology.

2502
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:42,040
Guinness World Records.

2503
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:46,040
The year 2000.

2504
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:49,040
The internal combustion engine.

2505
01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:53,040
Dan, picked the wrong day not to be here.

2506
01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:55,040
The fuck?

2507
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:58,040
Titular ghosts.

2508
01:40:58,040 --> 01:41:00,040
Titular ghosts?

2509
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:02,040
What the fuck does that mean?

2510
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:06,040
Well, titular means it's in the title.

2511
01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:08,040
So it would be titular.

2512
01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:10,040
No, titular.

2513
01:41:10,040 --> 01:41:12,040
That's already what titular means.

2514
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:15,040
You don't need to add titular onto that.

2515
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:17,040
We'll just do titular ghosts.

2516
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,040
That's already what...

2517
01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:21,040
Titular.

2518
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:23,040
No, the word is titular.

2519
01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:26,040
I know, it's a stupid fucking pun.

2520
01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:28,040
Ghosts for 200.

2521
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:32,040
Starring the 1990 movie Ghosts with Demi Moore.

2522
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:34,040
What is Patrick Swayze?

2523
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:36,040
Patrick Swayze.

2524
01:41:36,040 --> 01:41:38,040
Yeah.

2525
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:40,040
Here we fucking go.

2526
01:41:40,040 --> 01:41:42,040
Get used to that sound, everybody.

2527
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:45,040
You're lucky if I buzz in this game, ghosts.

2528
01:41:45,040 --> 01:41:47,040
For 400.

2529
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:50,040
The band Ghosts was known by this former name.

2530
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:52,040
Oh, I don't fucking know.

2531
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:54,040
I just like Ghosts enough.

2532
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:55,040
Nope.

2533
01:41:55,040 --> 01:41:58,040
You're like, I fucking hate Ghosts enough.

2534
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,040
I would be Ghost BC.

2535
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:02,040
Ghost BC?

2536
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,040
Yeah.

2537
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:04,040
Okay.

2538
01:42:04,040 --> 01:42:05,040
Yeah, no.

2539
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:07,040
For 600.

2540
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:13,040
2021 single Ghosts was released by this artist.

2541
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:15,040
A lot of songs called Ghosts.

2542
01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:18,040
But only one from 2021.

2543
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:22,040
Nope.

2544
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:24,040
You already buzzed in.

2545
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:25,040
Nah, I take it back.

2546
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:26,040
You can't take it back.

2547
01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:27,040
I take it back.

2548
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:28,040
If he's not going to answer, it's fine.

2549
01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:30,040
I take it back.

2550
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:32,040
Was it Lil Nas X?

2551
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:34,040
Oh, that was Justin Bieber.

2552
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:36,040
Thank fucking God.

2553
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:40,040
Thank fucking God I did not say anything.

2554
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:41,040
Tyler's fake.

2555
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:42,040
Ghosts.

2556
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,040
For 800.

2557
01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:51,040
This paranormal investigation TV series was narrated by Mike Rowe.

2558
01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:53,040
What's most haunted?

2559
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:56,040
Oh, no.

2560
01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:57,040
I got nothing.

2561
01:42:57,040 --> 01:43:00,040
Keep it moving.

2562
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:02,040
Oh, what is Ghost Hunters?

2563
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:04,040
Yeah.

2564
01:43:04,040 --> 01:43:05,040
That's twice back.

2565
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:06,040
It was Ghost Hunters?

2566
01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:07,040
Yeah, it was half.

2567
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:09,040
I had to think about it for a second.

2568
01:43:09,040 --> 01:43:10,040
That's Tyler's back.

2569
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:12,040
I've never heard that name before in my life.

2570
01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:13,040
What, Ghost Hunters?

2571
01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:14,040
Taz?

2572
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:15,040
Oh, no.

2573
01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:16,040
The fucking.

2574
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:17,040
Mike Rowe?

2575
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:18,040
No, Dirty Jobs.

2576
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:19,040
Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs.

2577
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:20,040
Oh, I didn't know that.

2578
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:21,040
Yeah.

2579
01:43:21,040 --> 01:43:22,040
Nope.

2580
01:43:22,040 --> 01:43:23,040
Ghosts.

2581
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:26,040
For a thousand.

2582
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:27,040
Daily double.

2583
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:31,040
You can wager up to a thousand.

2584
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:32,040
You got 200.

2585
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:35,040
I'll bet it all, bro.

2586
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:38,040
I haven't even buzzed in yet.

2587
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:40,040
A thousand.

2588
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:41,040
A thousand?

2589
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:42,040
Yeah, fuck it.

2590
01:43:42,040 --> 01:43:48,040
This 1984 film features Columbia University parapsychology professors hunting the paranormal.

2591
01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:50,040
Columbia University?

2592
01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:54,040
Yeah, Columbia University parapsychology professors.

2593
01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:56,040
I think I know this one.

2594
01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:58,040
Is it Ghost?

2595
01:43:58,040 --> 01:44:03,040
No, Ghost is in the title, but Ghost was already questioned.

2596
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:04,040
Oh, right.

2597
01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:05,040
Yeah.

2598
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:06,040
I know it.

2599
01:44:06,040 --> 01:44:08,040
I just can't say it's a daily double.

2600
01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:11,040
It pisses me off because I actually know this one.

2601
01:44:11,040 --> 01:44:12,040
What did you wager?

2602
01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:13,040
A thousand?

2603
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:15,040
Tyler, you're going to be pissed off at yourself when you don't get this.

2604
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:16,040
Oh, what is Ghostbusters?

2605
01:44:16,040 --> 01:44:17,040
There you go.

2606
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:18,040
Ghostbusters.

2607
01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:19,040
Fuck.

2608
01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:20,040
There you go.

2609
01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:21,040
What did you wager?

2610
01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:22,040
A thousand?

2611
01:44:22,040 --> 01:44:23,040
I was going to say, dude, you know this.

2612
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:24,040
Come on.

2613
01:44:24,040 --> 01:44:31,040
All right, Tyler, you got age of death, psychology, Guinness World Records, the year 2000, an

2614
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:33,040
internal combustion engine.

2615
01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:35,040
Let's do 2000.

2616
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:36,040
2000.

2617
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:42,040
This computer bug was related to the formatting and storing of calendar data after January

2618
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,040
1st.

2619
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,040
What is Y2K?

2620
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:45,040
Y2K.

2621
01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:46,040
That's correct.

2622
01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:47,040
Your 2000.

2623
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:48,040
400.

2624
01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:53,040
I don't think I have the reaction time for this.

2625
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:55,040
I'm not going to lie to you guys.

2626
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:57,040
You know how you said you couldn't play poker?

2627
01:44:57,040 --> 01:45:00,040
I cannot play Japanese.

2628
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:02,040
I think I might be too far gone right now.

2629
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:03,040
I'm trying though.

2630
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,040
Outback, here we go.

2631
01:45:05,040 --> 01:45:10,040
The 2000 presidential election came down to this state to decide the race.

2632
01:45:10,040 --> 01:45:11,040
What is Florida?

2633
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:12,040
Florida.

2634
01:45:12,040 --> 01:45:15,040
Why are you looking at me like I knew that?

2635
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,040
Why would I know that?

2636
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:19,040
You know that's something that only he would know.

2637
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:22,040
Why the fuck would I know that?

2638
01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:25,040
Because Jeb Bush was like the governor or something of.

2639
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:27,040
I was too.

2640
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:28,040
At that point.

2641
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:30,040
I was too at that point.

2642
01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:31,040
So were you.

2643
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:33,040
I don't know why you know it.

2644
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:36,040
I don't give a fuck what happened then.

2645
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,040
For 600.

2646
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:45,040
This video game console was released in 2000 to compete with Sega's Dreamcast.

2647
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:47,040
What is the PS2?

2648
01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:48,040
Yes.

2649
01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:49,040
Really?

2650
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:50,040
It was PS2?

2651
01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:51,040
Fuck yes.

2652
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,040
600 for that other guy.

2653
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:54,040
I knew that one.

2654
01:45:54,040 --> 01:45:56,040
The start of Ali Max come back.

2655
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:57,040
Yeah.

2656
01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:58,040
Fucking right.

2657
01:45:58,040 --> 01:45:59,040
Ali Max.

2658
01:45:59,040 --> 01:46:01,040
I would have gone with 2000 I guess.

2659
01:46:01,040 --> 01:46:02,040
For E100.

2660
01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:03,040
I thought I came out on one.

2661
01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:09,040
This Latin rock band had two of the top three best selling singles of 2000.

2662
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:10,040
What?

2663
01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:12,040
I have no fucking idea.

2664
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:14,040
Who the fuck would know that?

2665
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:20,040
This is one I really want to venture a guess on, but I'm not willing to risk the very little money I have.

2666
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:22,040
So I'm not going to.

2667
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:24,040
He's Santana.

2668
01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:28,040
Thank fucking God I did not go for it.

2669
01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:30,040
Ali Max.

2670
01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,040
Keep it going.

2671
01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:32,040
2000.

2672
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:33,040
1000.

2673
01:46:33,040 --> 01:46:39,040
The 20th century ended on this date.

2674
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:44,040
What is December 31st 1999?

2675
01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:48,040
Incorrect.

2676
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:52,040
What is January 1st 2000?

2677
01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:54,040
Incorrect.

2678
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:56,040
I don't know.

2679
01:46:56,040 --> 01:46:58,040
That would have been my guess.

2680
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,040
I'm glad you was though buddy.

2681
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:01,040
Anyone else?

2682
01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:02,040
No.

2683
01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:03,040
God no.

2684
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:06,040
That would be December 31st 2000.

2685
01:47:06,040 --> 01:47:10,040
The century ends on the first year.

2686
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:13,040
It ends in like 2000.

2687
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:16,040
Oh right because the first year had to be one.

2688
01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:19,040
Holy shit.

2689
01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:22,040
I am so glad I didn't putz in.

2690
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:23,040
That's rough.

2691
01:47:23,040 --> 01:47:24,040
Wait what does that put the score at?

2692
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:26,040
That was a $1000 question.

2693
01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:28,040
I gotta go pee real quick.

2694
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:29,040
Holy shit.

2695
01:47:29,040 --> 01:47:31,040
Where is the fucking.

2696
01:47:31,040 --> 01:47:32,040
What's that?

2697
01:47:32,040 --> 01:47:36,040
Well let's I'll tell you Ali Max you got 600 points.

2698
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:37,040
Yeah.

2699
01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:39,040
Tyler's got negative 200.

2700
01:47:39,040 --> 01:47:42,040
Oh my God.

2701
01:47:42,040 --> 01:47:44,040
Holy fuck.

2702
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:45,040
200.

2703
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:47,040
Okay that's not bad.

2704
01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:51,040
Oh my God I'm going to choke this so fucking bad.

2705
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:57,040
Do the listeners bask in this moment.

2706
01:47:57,040 --> 01:48:01,040
We have made sure that Tyler cannot cheat on his bathroom break.

2707
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:04,040
Because he doesn't know the questions.

2708
01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:06,040
He's fucking better not.

2709
01:48:06,040 --> 01:48:10,040
He's like having a scream fit in the bathroom probably.

2710
01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:12,040
Motherfucker.

2711
01:48:12,040 --> 01:48:16,040
I'm going to fucking lose to Ali Max.

2712
01:48:16,040 --> 01:48:21,040
I figured that question was a trick question just by its simplicity.

2713
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:25,040
I heard it and it was like December 31st 1999.

2714
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:27,040
I fucking had it in my head.

2715
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:31,040
I'm like why would that be a $1000 question.

2716
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:35,040
The answer is that obvious like there had to be something fucked with it.

2717
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:37,040
They said inside full actually.

2718
01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:40,040
Oh well guess what Casey.

2719
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:42,040
I haven't watched that either.

2720
01:48:42,040 --> 01:48:44,040
So you might as well make that a category.

2721
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:46,040
I did make it a category.

2722
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:47,040
You weren't here.

2723
01:48:47,040 --> 01:48:49,040
Actually I'm pretty I remember I was there for one.

2724
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:52,040
I mean there's been a bunch where I have not benefited from oil.

2725
01:48:52,040 --> 01:48:57,040
The last airbender for me and Dan got fucking for five questions.

2726
01:48:57,040 --> 01:48:58,040
Break you out of category.

2727
01:48:58,040 --> 01:49:00,040
You weren't here.

2728
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:02,040
Great.

2729
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,040
Oh my God.

2730
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:08,040
I would have fucked that up.

2731
01:49:08,040 --> 01:49:09,040
Yeah.

2732
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:10,040
Yeah.

2733
01:49:10,040 --> 01:49:16,040
I should make 21 pilots a category 21 pilots lyrics I was thinking about.

2734
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:23,040
You know I made the internal combustion engine category because I thought Dan was going to be here.

2735
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:29,040
But do you think me and Tyler have the capability to get a single question in that category.

2736
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:30,040
Correct.

2737
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:31,040
I don't know.

2738
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:34,040
Do you know a lot about the combustion engine.

2739
01:49:34,040 --> 01:49:38,040
I mean I shop class in sixth grade.

2740
01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:40,040
I might do it.

2741
01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:42,040
I know if I was going to get me though.

2742
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:43,040
I like your pick.

2743
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:44,040
Yeah.

2744
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:50,040
Age of death psychology world records and internal combustion.

2745
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:53,040
Let's go for internal combustion.

2746
01:49:53,040 --> 01:49:55,040
Let's knock this one out.

2747
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:56,040
I don't know.

2748
01:49:56,040 --> 01:50:01,040
For 200 this device detonates the air gas mixture in the internal combustion engine.

2749
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:04,040
What is a piston.

2750
01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:06,040
Incorrect.

2751
01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:08,040
There it is.

2752
01:50:08,040 --> 01:50:11,040
What's a spark spark plugs.

2753
01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:12,040
Correct.

2754
01:50:12,040 --> 01:50:13,040
Fuck.

2755
01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:16,040
It was what ignites it.

2756
01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:20,040
I heard it after the fact.

2757
01:50:20,040 --> 01:50:24,040
That's the death age of death.

2758
01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:27,040
Tell me how old these people were when they died.

2759
01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:29,040
Kurt Cobain Jim what is 27.

2760
01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:31,040
That was the easy one.

2761
01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:34,040
Yeah.

2762
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:48,040
Let's take it on over back to the 400 number of piston strokes in a combustion cycle.

2763
01:50:48,040 --> 01:50:52,040
I think it depends on the engine doesn't it.

2764
01:50:52,040 --> 01:50:53,040
Yeah.

2765
01:50:53,040 --> 01:51:00,040
Wait repeat the question number of piston strokes in a combustion cycle.

2766
01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:03,040
Well I mean you have your two strokes and your four strokes.

2767
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:04,040
Yeah.

2768
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:05,040
It can be.

2769
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:07,040
I think that's a flawed question.

2770
01:51:07,040 --> 01:51:08,040
Yeah.

2771
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:10,040
Nobody's getting any points for that.

2772
01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:12,040
Yeah that's a flawed question.

2773
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:16,040
There's literally engines that are specifically named off of how many strokes they have.

2774
01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:17,040
Yeah.

2775
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:19,040
And there's plenty of them.

2776
01:51:19,040 --> 01:51:22,040
Ali Max pick.

2777
01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:25,040
Let's keep it going with the internal combustion engine.

2778
01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:30,040
For 600.

2779
01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:31,040
You got.

2780
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:34,040
I'm going to wager zero Alex.

2781
01:51:34,040 --> 01:51:35,040
Can't wager zero.

2782
01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:39,040
I'm going to wager one dollar Alex.

2783
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:41,040
You got 600 points.

2784
01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:45,040
I'm going to wager one dollar Alex.

2785
01:51:45,040 --> 01:51:47,040
Casey it's an internal combustion engine.

2786
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:50,040
Do you really think I am going to get this question correct.

2787
01:51:50,040 --> 01:51:51,040
All right.

2788
01:51:51,040 --> 01:51:56,040
In this kind of engine ignition of the fuel is caused by the elevated temperature of the

2789
01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:59,040
air in the cylinder due to mechanical compression.

2790
01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:04,040
That's easy.

2791
01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,040
Come on.

2792
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:06,040
I knew this one.

2793
01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:07,040
Can you repeat the question.

2794
01:52:07,040 --> 01:52:09,040
Do I have an office deal one dollar.

2795
01:52:09,040 --> 01:52:11,040
Oh this kind of engine ignition.

2796
01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:17,040
I got Ghostbusters if we could do that in this kind of engine ignition of the fuel is caused

2797
01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:22,040
by the elevated temperature of the air in the cylinder due to mechanical compression.

2798
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:26,040
What is the combustion engine.

2799
01:52:26,040 --> 01:52:27,040
No.

2800
01:52:27,040 --> 01:52:29,040
Oh OK.

2801
01:52:29,040 --> 01:52:34,040
Oh well that's why we wagered one dollar Alex.

2802
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:37,040
If that comes back to haunt me I will kill myself.

2803
01:52:37,040 --> 01:52:40,040
I know and I will kill myself.

2804
01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:41,040
Alley Max.

2805
01:52:41,040 --> 01:52:42,040
OK.

2806
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:43,040
No that's that's that we can't do that.

2807
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:45,040
I should put donate money to the slurger.

2808
01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:46,040
You can't make jokes like that.

2809
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,040
No.

2810
01:52:47,040 --> 01:52:48,040
Yeah.

2811
01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:49,040
I'm going to.

2812
01:52:49,040 --> 01:52:50,040
Yeah you can.

2813
01:52:50,040 --> 01:52:53,040
No you can't.

2814
01:52:53,040 --> 01:52:54,040
Alley Max.

2815
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:57,040
Big internal combustion.

2816
01:52:57,040 --> 01:53:03,040
One of the categories age of death psychology Guinness World Records.

2817
01:53:03,040 --> 01:53:06,040
Let's do psychology for 400.

2818
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:07,040
Whoa.

2819
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:08,040
Skipping around.

2820
01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:09,040
All right.

2821
01:53:09,040 --> 01:53:15,040
This condition was declassified as a mental disorder in 1973.

2822
01:53:15,040 --> 01:53:18,040
Yeah.

2823
01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:25,040
I'm like 95 percent sure I know it but it's not worth buzzing in because I think I know

2824
01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:27,040
it too but I can't.

2825
01:53:27,040 --> 01:53:28,040
Can't do it.

2826
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:29,040
Anyone.

2827
01:53:29,040 --> 01:53:30,040
It's not worth buzzing in.

2828
01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:32,040
I was going to say schizophrenia.

2829
01:53:32,040 --> 01:53:34,040
That would be homosexuality.

2830
01:53:34,040 --> 01:53:37,040
I thought it was homosexuality.

2831
01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:38,040
Alley Max.

2832
01:53:38,040 --> 01:53:39,040
Big.

2833
01:53:39,040 --> 01:53:44,040
You know I was having better luck with the internal combustion engine.

2834
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:50,040
For 800 in an internal combustion engine heat and chemical energy is converted into this

2835
01:53:50,040 --> 01:53:51,040
type of energy.

2836
01:53:51,040 --> 01:53:52,040
Oh yeah.

2837
01:53:52,040 --> 01:54:00,040
I thought that was it but it wasn't worth buzzing in for me.

2838
01:54:00,040 --> 01:54:02,040
I was.

2839
01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:03,040
Yeah.

2840
01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:04,040
Death.

2841
01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:11,040
Age of death 400 Paul Walker John Lennon and Edgar Allen Poe.

2842
01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:14,040
I got it.

2843
01:54:14,040 --> 01:54:23,040
I got a guess but I don't want to do it.

2844
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:24,040
800.

2845
01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:25,040
Anyone.

2846
01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:26,040
No.

2847
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:29,040
It's a 41.

2848
01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:30,040
30.

2849
01:54:30,040 --> 01:54:31,040
40.

2850
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:32,040
Oh God.

2851
01:54:32,040 --> 01:54:37,040
I'll give you what my guess is afterwards but I'm not going to fucking.

2852
01:54:37,040 --> 01:54:39,040
Tyler's back.

2853
01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:42,040
For 600.

2854
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:45,040
Bob Barker Betty White and Prince Philip.

2855
01:54:45,040 --> 01:54:48,040
Oh this is easy.

2856
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:50,040
I'll drink to that one.

2857
01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:52,040
How is it easy if you don't know.

2858
01:54:52,040 --> 01:54:54,040
They just died like two years ago.

2859
01:54:54,040 --> 01:54:55,040
I think I give a fuck.

2860
01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:57,040
You think I'm paying attention to their age.

2861
01:54:57,040 --> 01:55:00,040
I don't give a fuck about them to begin with.

2862
01:55:00,040 --> 01:55:03,040
Bob Barker Betty White and Prince Philip.

2863
01:55:03,040 --> 01:55:04,040
It's somewhere in the 80s.

2864
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:05,040
I would imagine.

2865
01:55:05,040 --> 01:55:06,040
I think it's.

2866
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:07,040
Oh well.

2867
01:55:07,040 --> 01:55:10,040
Ninety nine.

2868
01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:11,040
I was going to.

2869
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:12,040
It was either 99 or 100.

2870
01:55:12,040 --> 01:55:13,040
I was unsure.

2871
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,040
Oh.

2872
01:55:14,040 --> 01:55:15,040
Yeah.

2873
01:55:15,040 --> 01:55:16,040
Tyler's back.

2874
01:55:16,040 --> 01:55:17,040
800.

2875
01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:21,040
Carrie Fisher Teddy Roosevelt and Leon Trotsky.

2876
01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:30,040
You guys suck at this one.

2877
01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:31,040
No.

2878
01:55:31,040 --> 01:55:32,040
60.

2879
01:55:32,040 --> 01:55:33,040
Wow.

2880
01:55:33,040 --> 01:55:34,040
Tyler.

2881
01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:37,040
You feeling good about that.

2882
01:55:37,040 --> 01:55:42,040
I don't know about you but I'm not feeling good.

2883
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:44,040
I'm going to get this.

2884
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,040
This is a Pinterest duel.

2885
01:55:46,040 --> 01:55:47,040
Tyler's back.

2886
01:55:47,040 --> 01:55:48,040
For 1000.

2887
01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:53,040
Bob Marley Marilyn Monroe Princess Diana.

2888
01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:56,040
I don't know.

2889
01:55:56,040 --> 01:56:06,040
I sat back before the question.

2890
01:56:06,040 --> 01:56:09,040
That'd be 36.

2891
01:56:09,040 --> 01:56:11,040
Also I was going to guess 27 again.

2892
01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:14,040
That's how many ounces are in a brick.

2893
01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:19,040
Tyler you got psychology Guinness World Records and internal combustion engine.

2894
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:20,040
Come on bro.

2895
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:24,040
You got 800 on the internal combustion engine last time.

2896
01:56:24,040 --> 01:56:25,040
Send it back.

2897
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,040
So I'm going to send it to you.

2898
01:56:26,040 --> 01:56:27,040
I'm going to send it to you.

2899
01:56:27,040 --> 01:56:29,600
This is a

2900
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:35,040
This is defined as an exhaust emission control device which converts toxic gases.

2901
01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:37,040
What is a catalytic converter?

2902
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:44,040
Internal combustion engine.

2903
01:56:44,040 --> 01:56:46,040
I can lose this game.

2904
01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:47,040
Happy after that.

2905
01:56:47,040 --> 01:56:49,040
I'm happy about that right there.

2906
01:56:49,040 --> 01:56:53,040
You got psychology and Guinness World Records.

2907
01:56:53,040 --> 01:56:54,040
Holy shit.

2908
01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:57,480
Fuck.

2909
01:56:57,720 --> 01:56:59,720
Let's do psychology or 200.

2910
01:57:00,960 --> 01:57:06,040
This term for empathy towards once abuser was named after a European capital.

2911
01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:08,520
With Stockholm syndrome.

2912
01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:09,720
Oh, yeah.

2913
01:57:10,080 --> 01:57:11,440
Fuck is on the tip of my tongue.

2914
01:57:12,160 --> 01:57:16,040
I actually fucking almost buzzed in for that one for 600.

2915
01:57:16,040 --> 01:57:24,720
Freud coined this term for a son's sexual attitude towards the mother and hostility

2916
01:57:25,480 --> 01:57:26,600
to the father. Yeah.

2917
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:29,160
Oedipus complex.

2918
01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:33,920
Yeah, I didn't know that one for 800.

2919
01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:39,520
This psychiatric condition is caused by overactive dopamine receptors in the brain.

2920
01:57:42,960 --> 01:57:45,800
I really, really want to answer this one.

2921
01:57:45,800 --> 01:57:48,320
I don't. It's one or the other.

2922
01:57:48,360 --> 01:57:49,360
I'm trying to pick.

2923
01:57:49,640 --> 01:57:55,560
I really, really want to answer this one, but I don't want to risk the points.

2924
01:57:55,560 --> 01:57:57,240
I don't either. I think I know what to do.

2925
01:57:59,120 --> 01:58:00,120
Anyone? No.

2926
01:58:01,800 --> 01:58:02,800
Schizophrenia.

2927
01:58:03,040 --> 01:58:04,400
Yeah. Fuck.

2928
01:58:05,880 --> 01:58:07,240
You both didn't go for it.

2929
01:58:08,400 --> 01:58:09,400
Tyler's back.

2930
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:16,240
This is the second for a thousand Pavlov's dogs did this every time they heard a bell

2931
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:19,160
demonstrating classical conditioning.

2932
01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:22,360
I know the fucking I don't know what they did.

2933
01:58:27,920 --> 01:58:30,400
Not worth it was a thousand points.

2934
01:58:30,440 --> 01:58:31,600
Yeah, it's not worth it.

2935
01:58:32,480 --> 01:58:34,160
It's not worth it. I know the experience.

2936
01:58:34,160 --> 01:58:35,280
I don't know what the fuck they did.

2937
01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:38,280
Salivated. Oh, I thought it was sick.

2938
01:58:38,280 --> 01:58:40,520
Thank fucking God.

2939
01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:44,200
No, because they always ate when the bell rang.

2940
01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:47,560
And then when they when he started just ringing the bell, they began to sound.

2941
01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:50,520
That's why I thought they would sit to be obedient to get the food.

2942
01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:53,520
Tyler, you got Guinness World Records for 200.

2943
01:58:53,520 --> 01:58:54,520
Fuck it. Whatever.

2944
01:58:55,600 --> 01:59:00,760
The world record for the 100 meter dash is nine point five eight seconds set by this athlete.

2945
01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:03,760
I thought it was talking about a swim for a minute.

2946
01:59:03,760 --> 01:59:08,080
I was like, Michael, I was like, no, for 400.

2947
01:59:10,080 --> 01:59:11,080
What do I got?

2948
01:59:11,080 --> 01:59:12,080
Got 1800.

2949
01:59:12,880 --> 01:59:15,120
Ali Max got 1599.

2950
01:59:16,120 --> 01:59:18,120
Wow. Wow.

2951
01:59:19,240 --> 01:59:22,920
However many it would put me in a tie with him, but above one more.

2952
01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:26,920
I'm not sure.

2953
01:59:26,920 --> 01:59:27,920
I'm not sure.

2954
01:59:27,920 --> 01:59:34,160
I'm not sure. I have 18201.

2955
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:35,160
So 202.

2956
01:59:36,680 --> 01:59:39,160
No, just put me at 200.

2957
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:40,400
200.

2958
01:59:40,640 --> 01:59:41,640
What?

2959
01:59:41,760 --> 01:59:43,440
The world. I have no idea.

2960
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:44,440
400.

2961
01:59:44,880 --> 01:59:46,160
Oh, no, you bet. 200.

2962
01:59:46,160 --> 01:59:47,160
Yeah.

2963
01:59:47,160 --> 01:59:51,040
World record holder for the most home runs in MLB history.

2964
01:59:51,920 --> 01:59:52,920
Babe Ruth.

2965
01:59:53,800 --> 01:59:54,800
No, no.

2966
01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:57,240
Can I steal it? I can't.

2967
01:59:57,240 --> 01:59:59,280
Can I? That's very bad, bro.

2968
01:59:59,280 --> 02:00:00,280
That is very bad.

2969
02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:01,280
That's very bad.

2970
02:00:01,280 --> 02:00:02,480
I don't know baseball.

2971
02:00:02,480 --> 02:00:04,680
God fucking damn it, bro.

2972
02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:06,160
Shit.

2973
02:00:06,160 --> 02:00:07,600
Tyler for 600.

2974
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:08,600
Yeah, do it.

2975
02:00:09,040 --> 02:00:14,160
Not counting the rocket powered X-15 aircraft, this plane had the record for the highest

2976
02:00:14,160 --> 02:00:16,800
speed of a crude aircraft at Mach 3.

2977
02:00:18,920 --> 02:00:19,920
Is there a Dan question?

2978
02:00:19,920 --> 02:00:21,120
This is a Dan question.

2979
02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:24,520
No.

2980
02:00:24,520 --> 02:00:25,520
Anyone?

2981
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:26,520
No.

2982
02:00:26,520 --> 02:00:29,520
The SR-71 Blackbird.

2983
02:00:29,520 --> 02:00:32,520
Yeah, no one would know that besides Dan.

2984
02:00:32,520 --> 02:00:33,520
I know.

2985
02:00:33,520 --> 02:00:34,520
For 800.

2986
02:00:34,520 --> 02:00:37,520
I almost buzzed in for that, not knowing what it was.

2987
02:00:37,520 --> 02:00:39,520
I was like, the dark star.

2988
02:00:39,520 --> 02:00:40,520
The dark star.

2989
02:00:40,520 --> 02:00:45,520
The age of the oldest documented human to have lived.

2990
02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:49,520
Oh, oh shit.

2991
02:00:49,520 --> 02:00:53,520
I think I know this one, but it's one of those ones where it's like, no, it's one of the

2992
02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:54,520
two, I think.

2993
02:00:54,520 --> 02:00:56,520
And I'm not going to put it in.

2994
02:00:56,520 --> 02:00:58,520
No, I'm probably wrong.

2995
02:00:58,520 --> 02:00:59,520
Never mind.

2996
02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:00,520
Yeah, no.

2997
02:01:01,520 --> 02:01:05,520
It's going to guess either 113 or 118, but I'm not going to.

2998
02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:06,520
Time's up.

2999
02:01:06,520 --> 02:01:07,520
122.

3000
02:01:07,520 --> 02:01:09,520
Thank fucking God.

3001
02:01:09,520 --> 02:01:11,520
And finally for a thousand.

3002
02:01:13,520 --> 02:01:17,520
Three of the four highest grossing films of all time were made by this director.

3003
02:01:20,520 --> 02:01:21,520
What's his name?

3004
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:26,520
I am so I want.

3005
02:01:26,520 --> 02:01:28,520
Wait, how much money do I have?

3006
02:01:28,520 --> 02:01:30,520
1599.

3007
02:01:30,520 --> 02:01:32,520
James Cameron.

3008
02:01:32,520 --> 02:01:33,520
Fuck.

3009
02:01:33,520 --> 02:01:35,520
That's what I was going to go for.

3010
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:38,520
I was waiting to hear how much I had and I was going to buzz in.

3011
02:01:38,520 --> 02:01:41,520
I was like, it's Titanic and Avatar for sure.

3012
02:01:41,520 --> 02:01:42,520
James Cameron.

3013
02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:45,520
And then I fucking close, but no cigar.

3014
02:01:45,520 --> 02:01:51,520
I was got 2600, I believe Max got 1599.

3015
02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:53,520
Damn straight I do because I got fucked by that double jeopardy.

3016
02:01:53,520 --> 02:01:54,520
I lost a dollar on that.

3017
02:01:54,520 --> 02:01:57,520
Text me your wagers for the final jeopardy.

3018
02:01:57,520 --> 02:01:59,520
My phone is upstairs charging.

3019
02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:01,520
I got to tell you.

3020
02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:04,520
Category is pop culture.

3021
02:02:04,520 --> 02:02:08,520
Oh, fuck it.

3022
02:02:08,520 --> 02:02:09,520
Whatever.

3023
02:02:09,520 --> 02:02:10,520
I'll do that.

3024
02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:13,520
I think that's a good deal.

3025
02:02:13,520 --> 02:02:14,520
Do you think that's a good deal?

3026
02:02:14,520 --> 02:02:16,520
I take that deal.

3027
02:02:16,520 --> 02:02:18,520
How do I pipe it in for you?

3028
02:02:18,520 --> 02:02:19,520
Yeah.

3029
02:02:35,520 --> 02:02:37,520
I take that deal.

3030
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:39,520
I'll take that deal.

3031
02:02:39,520 --> 02:02:41,520
What deal?

3032
02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:43,520
Fine deal.

3033
02:02:43,520 --> 02:02:54,520
I got your wagers.

3034
02:02:54,520 --> 02:03:03,520
Question is, this singer was the first winner of American Idol in 2002.

3035
02:03:03,520 --> 02:03:09,520
Can I have the gender?

3036
02:03:09,520 --> 02:03:14,520
No, that's really.

3037
02:03:14,520 --> 02:03:17,520
That's really.

3038
02:03:17,520 --> 02:03:21,520
You don't get to ask those questions on final jeopardy.

3039
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:23,520
I asked Alex.

3040
02:03:23,520 --> 02:03:26,520
Can I have a hit Alex?

3041
02:03:26,520 --> 02:03:28,520
I'm just saying Casey.

3042
02:03:28,520 --> 02:03:30,520
That's really.

3043
02:03:30,520 --> 02:03:32,520
I'm just saying.

3044
02:03:32,520 --> 02:03:40,520
That's really fucking lame, bro.

3045
02:03:40,520 --> 02:03:41,520
All right.

3046
02:03:41,520 --> 02:03:45,520
You're going to have to let me think long and hard about this one.

3047
02:03:45,520 --> 02:03:52,520
Now, there's a couple of names that bounce to mind, but I don't think any of them are correct.

3048
02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:57,520
But if you could just tell me that gender that might.

3049
02:03:57,520 --> 02:03:58,520
I don't know.

3050
02:03:58,520 --> 02:04:02,520
Well, gender is a social construct.

3051
02:04:02,520 --> 02:04:03,520
Ali back.

3052
02:04:03,520 --> 02:04:04,520
Yeah, it is.

3053
02:04:04,520 --> 02:04:06,520
Who knows if they're the same gender.

3054
02:04:06,520 --> 02:04:10,520
And that's why it's so important that I don't know what the gender was.

3055
02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:17,520
Casey, that's why I think it's so important that you don't discriminate and you let me know what they identify as.

3056
02:04:17,520 --> 02:04:20,520
Like, it's pretty fucked up that you won't tell me.

3057
02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:25,520
Well, I don't even know what they identify as because I don't know what anybody.

3058
02:04:25,520 --> 02:04:28,520
I don't find that anymore.

3059
02:04:28,520 --> 02:04:33,520
I believe if you were to look them up on their Wikipedia page, it would probably let you know their pronouns.

3060
02:04:33,520 --> 02:04:35,520
I think it's that I just don't know how to spell the name.

3061
02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:37,520
I think that's how you spell the last one.

3062
02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:40,520
Maybe not.

3063
02:04:40,520 --> 02:04:45,520
If I get it and I spell it correctly, does that negate his answer?

3064
02:04:45,520 --> 02:04:47,520
No, it doesn't.

3065
02:04:47,520 --> 02:04:49,520
I think it should.

3066
02:04:49,520 --> 02:04:51,520
That seems fair to me.

3067
02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:53,520
This is definitely wrong.

3068
02:04:53,520 --> 02:04:56,520
This is definitely wrong, but I'm going to go for it.

3069
02:04:56,520 --> 02:04:57,520
What is it?

3070
02:04:57,520 --> 02:05:03,520
No, I already put my answer and you can say it out loud.

3071
02:05:03,520 --> 02:05:06,520
I'd rather have Casey do it all dramatic.

3072
02:05:06,520 --> 02:05:09,520
If it comes down to spelling, I'm happy to do word spelling.

3073
02:05:09,520 --> 02:05:10,520
No.

3074
02:05:10,520 --> 02:05:11,520
No!

3075
02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:12,520
That's not fucking fair!

3076
02:05:12,520 --> 02:05:13,520
No!

3077
02:05:13,520 --> 02:05:15,520
Tyler's all stressed.

3078
02:05:15,520 --> 02:05:16,520
No, that's not fair!

3079
02:05:16,520 --> 02:05:18,520
What's that for?

3080
02:05:18,520 --> 02:05:20,520
Tyler's fucking stressed out.

3081
02:05:20,520 --> 02:05:23,520
I'm like 95% sure I got this wrong.

3082
02:05:28,520 --> 02:05:31,520
I fucking think I messed up the last game spelling.

3083
02:05:36,520 --> 02:05:39,520
Guarantee I'm probably fucking wrong.

3084
02:05:40,520 --> 02:05:43,520
I'm like 95% sure I'm wrong.

3085
02:05:43,520 --> 02:05:53,520
I'm just glad the internal combustion engine got me for that thousand.

3086
02:05:53,520 --> 02:05:55,520
That was my internal win there.

3087
02:05:55,520 --> 02:05:57,520
I can go home happy with that one question.

3088
02:05:57,520 --> 02:06:00,520
Dude, I lost two grand on a fucking question set.

3089
02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:02,520
You fired away on the first one.

3090
02:06:02,520 --> 02:06:05,520
I was like, oh shit, that's what I was going to say.

3091
02:06:05,520 --> 02:06:06,520
Then you did the second one.

3092
02:06:06,520 --> 02:06:09,520
I was like, oh fuck, I'm in this now.

3093
02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:11,520
What?

3094
02:06:11,520 --> 02:06:15,520
All right, Ali Mac says, who is David Archuleta?

3095
02:06:15,520 --> 02:06:17,520
I think that was later.

3096
02:06:17,520 --> 02:06:19,520
It definitely was later.

3097
02:06:19,520 --> 02:06:21,520
He was probably like 2007.

3098
02:06:21,520 --> 02:06:23,520
Ali Mac, you bet it all.

3099
02:06:23,520 --> 02:06:25,520
It is what it is.

3100
02:06:25,520 --> 02:06:29,520
Tyler said, who is Kelly Clarkson spelled with a K?

3101
02:06:29,520 --> 02:06:31,520
I thought it was...

3102
02:06:31,520 --> 02:06:32,520
That's correct.

3103
02:06:32,520 --> 02:06:33,520
Yeah, that is it.

3104
02:06:33,520 --> 02:06:36,520
See, if you told me the gender, I would have got Kelly.

3105
02:06:36,520 --> 02:06:38,520
I definitely would have got Kelly.

3106
02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:40,520
He bet everything but $2.

3107
02:06:40,520 --> 02:06:45,520
Tyler wins with $51.98.

3108
02:06:45,520 --> 02:06:48,520
You bet everything but $2?

3109
02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:51,520
Yeah, because I didn't want to have like, you bet $1.

3110
02:06:51,520 --> 02:06:57,520
No, but if I were to have made it to that point, I would have beat you by one.

3111
02:06:57,520 --> 02:07:00,520
You were 98.

3112
02:07:00,520 --> 02:07:02,520
It was the end of his thing, right?

3113
02:07:02,520 --> 02:07:03,520
What?

3114
02:07:03,520 --> 02:07:05,520
I said bet everything but $2.

3115
02:07:05,520 --> 02:07:06,520
He said everything but $2.

3116
02:07:06,520 --> 02:07:10,520
Because last time, he bet everything but $1.

3117
02:07:10,520 --> 02:07:13,520
And Dan also bet everything but $1.

3118
02:07:13,520 --> 02:07:14,520
So they tied.

3119
02:07:14,520 --> 02:07:17,520
And then Tyler won sudden death.

3120
02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:18,520
Oh!

3121
02:07:18,520 --> 02:07:21,520
I thought you were trying to account for my 98.

3122
02:07:21,520 --> 02:07:22,520
No, no, no.

3123
02:07:22,520 --> 02:07:25,520
I was trying to account for the fact that you might bet $1.

3124
02:07:25,520 --> 02:07:26,520
That does also work.

3125
02:07:26,520 --> 02:07:30,520
If something happened, I could have potentially beaten you by $1.

3126
02:07:30,520 --> 02:07:33,520
If I wagered the correct amount in the hundreds.

3127
02:07:33,520 --> 02:07:35,520
Well, it didn't happen.

3128
02:07:35,520 --> 02:07:36,520
So.

3129
02:07:36,520 --> 02:07:40,520
And Tyler, for your estimation, Clarkson with a C.

3130
02:07:40,520 --> 02:07:41,520
I don't know.

3131
02:07:41,520 --> 02:07:45,520
I thought it was German.

3132
02:07:45,520 --> 02:07:47,520
Thank God that's over.

3133
02:07:47,520 --> 02:07:49,520
Oh, alright.

3134
02:07:49,520 --> 02:07:54,520
God, I was having a better time listening to fucking Jobo.

3135
02:07:54,520 --> 02:07:57,520
Fucking hell.

3136
02:07:57,520 --> 02:07:58,520
Dan was here.

3137
02:07:58,520 --> 02:08:00,520
He was smacked up.

3138
02:08:00,520 --> 02:08:02,520
This is painful.

3139
02:08:02,520 --> 02:08:06,520
I'm honestly pretty, for the condition I'm in right now.

3140
02:08:06,520 --> 02:08:09,520
I'm pretty okay with how I performed there.

3141
02:08:09,520 --> 02:08:11,520
You did a good job, Ovec.

3142
02:08:11,520 --> 02:08:12,520
You almost won, actually.

3143
02:08:12,520 --> 02:08:13,520
I know.

3144
02:08:13,520 --> 02:08:15,520
That's the wild thing.

3145
02:08:15,520 --> 02:08:19,520
That's the explosion of how he almost won the game.

3146
02:08:19,520 --> 02:08:20,520
It's true.

3147
02:08:20,520 --> 02:08:23,520
I've been in there for a lot of games.

3148
02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:24,520
And I always bet it all.

3149
02:08:24,520 --> 02:08:26,520
And I never get the last question.

3150
02:08:26,520 --> 02:08:27,520
I overthink it.

3151
02:08:27,520 --> 02:08:29,520
Like, would the air and judge one?

3152
02:08:29,520 --> 02:08:32,520
I just choke at that final question every time.

3153
02:08:32,520 --> 02:08:33,520
Usually I just don't know it.

3154
02:08:33,520 --> 02:08:35,520
I thought that he had it.

3155
02:08:35,520 --> 02:08:41,520
What was the date that I bought this poster in my basement?

3156
02:08:41,520 --> 02:08:48,520
I thought it was going to be a real peak question.

3157
02:08:48,520 --> 02:08:49,520
Like 21.

3158
02:08:49,520 --> 02:08:50,520
You guys, 21.

3159
02:08:50,520 --> 02:08:52,520
I am happy I got that Gus question.

3160
02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:56,520
They're like, who is Gustav Ablima?

3161
02:08:56,520 --> 02:09:00,520
I'm pretty sure Lil Peep's first name was Gus.

3162
02:09:00,520 --> 02:09:02,520
Who is Lil Peep?

3163
02:09:02,520 --> 02:09:03,520
I don't know.

3164
02:09:03,520 --> 02:09:05,520
I get my little wins.

3165
02:09:05,520 --> 02:09:11,520
There's some categories I sweep and there's some that I'm just like, I fucking have no idea.

3166
02:09:11,520 --> 02:09:13,520
You see, I got...

3167
02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:14,520
Well, no.

3168
02:09:14,520 --> 02:09:15,520
I would have got.

3169
02:09:15,520 --> 02:09:24,520
I'm interested to know, what was the answer that they were going to give you for the stroke question for internal combustion engine?

3170
02:09:24,520 --> 02:09:25,520
Was it two stroke?

3171
02:09:25,520 --> 02:09:26,520
Or was it four?

3172
02:09:26,520 --> 02:09:27,520
Four.

3173
02:09:27,520 --> 02:09:28,520
I mean...

3174
02:09:28,520 --> 02:09:31,520
You have a two stroke and a four stroke engine.

3175
02:09:31,520 --> 02:09:35,520
I guess that was kind of a flawed question.

3176
02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:38,520
I was going to guess what is two and four.

3177
02:09:38,520 --> 02:09:39,520
I guess I should have done that.

3178
02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:42,520
You would have been crossed to give me the points there.

3179
02:09:42,520 --> 02:09:44,520
I would have been crossed.

3180
02:09:44,520 --> 02:09:45,520
I still am.

3181
02:09:45,520 --> 02:09:46,520
All right.

3182
02:09:46,520 --> 02:09:47,520
Let's take another break.

3183
02:09:47,520 --> 02:09:48,520
Or let's just...

3184
02:09:48,520 --> 02:09:49,520
Or end it.

3185
02:09:49,520 --> 02:09:51,520
I don't want to end it.

3186
02:09:51,520 --> 02:09:53,520
I want to watch him play Minecraft.

3187
02:09:53,520 --> 02:09:54,520
I want to see his Friday world.

3188
02:09:54,520 --> 02:09:58,520
I haven't seen his Wednesday.

3189
02:09:58,520 --> 02:09:59,520
All right.

3190
02:09:59,520 --> 02:10:00,520
All right.

3191
02:10:00,520 --> 02:10:03,520
Well, thank you guys for watching, as always.

3192
02:10:03,520 --> 02:10:04,520
Check us out on Facebook.

3193
02:10:04,520 --> 02:10:07,520
NX because Facebook is down.

3194
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:08,520
It's down right now?

3195
02:10:08,520 --> 02:10:10,520
No, but it will be.

3196
02:10:10,520 --> 02:10:11,520
It will be.

3197
02:10:11,520 --> 02:10:14,520
Is that a threat?

3198
02:10:14,520 --> 02:10:18,520
He sent us an email, untitled podcast73 at gmail.com.

3199
02:10:18,520 --> 02:10:20,520
If you don't, your mom's a whore.

3200
02:10:20,520 --> 02:10:22,520
If you don't, go fuck yourself.

3201
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:23,520
If you don't, go fuck yourself.

3202
02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:24,520
Stop listening.

3203
02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:25,520
Send us your tits.

3204
02:10:25,520 --> 02:10:26,520
No.

3205
02:10:26,520 --> 02:10:27,520
We don't do this shit for nothing.

3206
02:10:27,520 --> 02:10:28,520
As long as you're above 18 years old.

3207
02:10:28,520 --> 02:10:29,520
We're not asking for fucking money.

3208
02:10:29,520 --> 02:10:31,520
We're asking for a fucking email.

3209
02:10:31,520 --> 02:10:32,520
All right.

3210
02:10:32,520 --> 02:10:34,520
So get that through your thick, dense fucking skull.

3211
02:10:34,520 --> 02:10:37,520
I just want to hear from you to make sure that you exist.

3212
02:10:37,520 --> 02:10:38,520
All right.

3213
02:10:38,520 --> 02:10:39,520
I'm not asking that much.

3214
02:10:39,520 --> 02:10:41,520
Just send a fucking email.

3215
02:10:41,520 --> 02:10:44,520
And as always...

3216
02:10:44,520 --> 02:10:46,520
And fuck Jeopardy.

3217
02:10:46,520 --> 02:10:47,520
Fuck Jeopardy.

3218
02:10:47,520 --> 02:10:50,520
And as always, be kind to yourselves.

3219
02:10:50,520 --> 02:10:51,520
And each other.

3220
02:10:51,520 --> 02:10:52,520
Fuck off.

3221
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:57,520
For all we know, robots have souls.

3222
02:10:57,520 --> 02:10:59,520
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3223
02:10:59,520 --> 02:11:00,520
How do you know?

3224
02:11:00,520 --> 02:11:07,520
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3225
02:11:07,520 --> 02:11:10,520
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

3226
02:11:10,520 --> 02:11:11,520
Fuck no.

3227
02:11:11,520 --> 02:11:13,520
I see some little dead beasts back there.

3228
02:11:13,520 --> 02:11:14,520
No, no.

3229
02:11:14,520 --> 02:11:17,520
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

3230
02:11:17,520 --> 02:11:18,520
Yes, we are.

3231
02:11:18,520 --> 02:11:21,520
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

3232
02:11:21,520 --> 02:11:24,520
Extended episodes.

3233
02:11:24,520 --> 02:11:26,520
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

3234
02:11:26,520 --> 02:11:28,520
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3235
02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:31,520
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3236
02:11:31,520 --> 02:11:35,520
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

3237
02:11:35,520 --> 02:11:37,520
The aliens exist.

3238
02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:41,520
Somewhere in China, in some base...

3239
02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:42,520
What the fuck?

3240
02:11:42,520 --> 02:11:45,520
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

3241
02:11:45,520 --> 02:11:46,520
Oh my god.

3242
02:11:46,520 --> 02:11:47,520
Anthropoclesautron.

3243
02:11:47,520 --> 02:11:48,520
They have dread.

3244
02:11:48,520 --> 02:11:49,520
They're super soldiers.

3245
02:11:49,520 --> 02:11:51,520
They're super soldiers.

3246
02:11:51,520 --> 02:11:52,520
Then they are extraterrestrials.

3247
02:11:52,520 --> 02:11:53,520
They are aliens.

3248
02:11:53,520 --> 02:11:57,520
I do not negotiate with them.

3249
02:11:57,520 --> 02:11:58,520
What a fucking mess.

3250
02:11:58,520 --> 02:12:00,520
Why do you have to do this?

3251
02:12:00,520 --> 02:12:25,520
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

3252
02:12:25,520 --> 02:12:27,520
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.

3253
02:12:27,520 --> 02:12:28,520
Nothing.

3254
02:12:28,520 --> 02:12:29,520
They're fucking gone.

3255
02:12:29,520 --> 02:12:30,520
I've seen it happen.

3256
02:12:30,520 --> 02:12:39,520
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

3257
02:12:39,520 --> 02:12:43,520
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to

3258
02:12:43,520 --> 02:12:46,520
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.

3259
02:12:46,520 --> 02:12:47,520
They're going to sink money into them.

3260
02:12:47,520 --> 02:12:51,520
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince

3261
02:12:51,520 --> 02:12:52,520
you that thing is fucking real.

3262
02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:53,520
You can cut it open.

3263
02:12:53,520 --> 02:12:54,520
You're going to see blood guts.

3264
02:12:54,520 --> 02:12:55,520
No circuitry.

3265
02:12:55,520 --> 02:12:56,520
But let me tell you, their technology is absolutely violent.

3266
02:12:56,520 --> 02:13:00,520
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

3267
02:13:00,520 --> 02:13:01,520
We're only living in the third dimension.

3268
02:13:01,520 --> 02:13:28,640
This is incredible.

3269
02:13:28,640 --> 02:13:46,640
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

3270
02:13:46,640 --> 02:13:50,640
Okay, look it up, look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.

3271
02:13:50,640 --> 02:13:54,640
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.

3272
02:13:54,640 --> 02:14:00,640
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

3273
02:14:00,640 --> 02:14:05,640
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for long.

3274
02:14:05,640 --> 02:14:09,640
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.

3275
02:14:09,640 --> 02:14:14,640
He fucking put down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3276
02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:19,640
Everybody like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump.

3277
02:14:19,640 --> 02:14:25,640
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

3278
02:14:25,640 --> 02:14:29,640
It's everyone out there. Everybody says, oh, that's so cool.

3279
02:14:29,640 --> 02:14:34,640
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a play for the people.

3280
02:14:34,640 --> 02:14:40,640
The actual government is trying, the actual true government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis,

3281
02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:42,640
who are actually the ones that are turning the fucking Holm.

3282
02:14:42,640 --> 02:14:45,640
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking building leaders.

3283
02:14:45,640 --> 02:14:49,640
He's fucking smart.