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You won't have a chance to change your minds later, because there'll be no way to get out.
Okay.
What, uh, what episode's this one?
This is 65.
65!
I took a little bit of a break.
The crowd just got to be too much for me.
We worked really hard.
Felt, felt writer's block.
Had to get off for a couple weeks.
But we're back now.
I got no ideas for what I'm gonna talk about.
It didn't work.
Well, it's Thursday, March 7th, at 9pm.
We got our, our president Biden is, uh, addressing
the state of the Union, which is, spoiler alert, bad.
What's the state of the Union?
Not good.
I love how CBS was like, state of the Union address, followed immediately by Republican response.
How much do you think Biden's gonna be fucked after this one?
I don't know.
I don't know if he's capable of standing up there for that long talking.
This is, this is where he could really lose a lot of people, I think.
This is a crucial speech for him.
If he doesn't nail, and I don't see how he could nail it.
Unless he nails it, he's fucked.
Yep.
Well, I say we react to some of it live.
Okay.
We might get taken down.
But when's that stopped us?
I don't care.
Oh, never.
Fucking NSA is.
Who's talking to whom, especially for, for house watchers.
Oh, he didn't start yet.
Yeah, he's probably fucking doing it.
Probably lost wandering around in the White House trying to figure out where the fuck he's supposed to be.
Did you get a chance to listen to any of the episodes since you've been going Ali Mack?
I listened to like the first three minutes of one of them, and then I got sent on a call at work.
So, no, I've tried to, but there's not really a whole lot of free time for, for Ali Mack right now.
Well, it kind of sucks, but it's just school.
It is what it is.
It'll be over in like 20 weeks.
It'll be over soon and then it'll be worth it.
Not really.
I get a little bit of a raise.
I'll have a livable wage for once in my life and I'll hate what I do even more.
So this week Trump, they said Trump could be on the ballot.
Right.
In those three states.
It was nine to zero in the Supreme Court that said that he can be on the ballot and you cannot go to the election.
And you cannot take a running presidential candidate off the ballot.
So did he get, were those the only three states that he was out in?
He wasn't able to before?
Before.
I had a feeling it wasn't going to go his way.
It wasn't going to go that way.
Because you can't do that.
Yeah.
Like, and even the most liberal fucking Supreme Court judge who couldn't define what a woman is.
That's literally, that was literally a thing that one of the Supreme Court judges couldn't do.
Define what a woman.
They couldn't define what a woman was.
Yeah.
Even they were like, yeah, you can't take Trump off a ballot like that.
Yeah.
You can't really do that.
I forgot about that.
The fucking woman.
That was funny.
They just, because it's, what do you refer to it as?
Casey, what's your definition of a woman?
Let's stir the pot here.
Just say a person with a vagina.
I know that's not what you want to say, Casey.
I know that's not your real answer there.
My answer is a person with a vagina.
I don't know.
Female sex organs makes you a woman.
I don't know.
It's just like, it's not that hard to define in a politically correct lens.
You can just be like, it's somebody who is born either genetically or socially identifies.
Not socially identifies.
That is a fake woman.
That is not real.
Okay.
I'm just saying in terms of defining it, I feel like that's the PC way to go about it.
I am not going to be PC.
I am not going to play take.
They're fucking garbage ideas.
Okay.
Biden's a little late because he's a little sleepy.
He's fucking old.
He's a little sleepy.
You're trying to fucking give him his antibiotics for his UTI right now.
No, they're giving him the Adrenochrome from baby's blood.
He knows that they're hiding it in his applesauce, so he's furious with his nurses right now.
Here comes the train, Mr. Biden.
No, no, no, no, get in the way.
I know you put it in there.
Where's the ice cream?
I've watched a show on, I forgot what it's on, but it's like all the people are at the
State of the Union address and somebody bombs all the people in the State of the Union address.
So the designated survivor.
Oh yeah.
That's the president.
Yeah, it's designated survivor.
It sucks.
That show's awful.
It's a cool premise though.
Yeah, I stopped watching it for a few episodes.
Yeah.
I can imagine just being like 50th on the totem pole and then just being like, Hey buddy,
you're the president.
So everybody else is dead.
You have nobody to rely on for advice and have fun.
You know what?
I actually think that's better than what we have right now.
Yeah.
If we just, if they are not saying that I agree with this, I'm just saying if like they all
got magically sick or something.
So you're not advocating.
I'm not advocating for it.
For the first, the 50 most important people.
Suddenly, I don't know, perhaps unalive in some way, shape or form that I'm not advocating
for at all.
Uh, this is in Minecraft.
I think it'd be a better, better shot at government right now.
For legal purposes.
I'm referring to it happening in Minecraft.
Theoretically, if I were on a Minecraft server.
And there was 50 people who were the most important.
They were the host of the server.
And it got down to the 50, the 51st person on the Minecraft server.
Maybe that 51st guy would do a lot better than the 50 people.
I wasn't paying attention.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I can't see.
I think it would take just as long to explain it.
We might as well just reiterate it again, but I don't want to do that.
Yeah.
I'm done with that air time.
It was just a Mickey Haley dropped out of the race.
Yes.
Fucker.
That's the chick that just got me my, uh, Trump Republican nominee.
We got Donald Trump again.
Donald Trump versus Joe Biden.
Round two.
We are fucking darkest timeline out here.
What is the world fucking?
He didn't grow a goatee yet, so it's not the darkest timeline.
I don't know if he can make it till November.
Dude, if Trump wins, it's going to be four years of fucking liberals losing their mind
again.
If Biden wins, we're just going to go to world war four.
I think the skip over world war three.
Just go to world war four.
I think that the funniest thing that could humanly happen is we elect Donald Trump and
then he just gets dementia.
It's like, great.
Awesome.
As if he doesn't already have dementia.
I don't know if he does, bro.
It's a hell of a lot better than fucking Joe.
Joe bows over there.
Can we talk about how the cold war just never ended and we're just in the next like next
step of the cold war currently?
I don't think I don't think it.
I think it did.
Pretty.
Yeah, I think it did.
It's definitely a cold war again now.
Is the cold war two or is just a extension of the last second Cold War actually already
in the second Cold War.
Yeah, they're actually naming this after the upcoming Call of Duty games.
Cold War two.
I can't wait.
No, I see it's golf war.
The new one.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, I don't fucking pay attention.
I do.
I actually liked Cold War a lot.
I liked Cold War two, but I feel like it's ran its course.
I feel like I can only play one.
I mean, I played multiplayer for like the first month or so and then it was just zombies
from there and out.
And who's the zombies on Cold War with the best zombies?
I think they were easy.
If you play the old games, it was easy.
Yeah.
And then Cold War is just like, I just like Cold War because there's more shit to do with
zombies.
Yeah.
And also I liked how the weapons in zombies counted for multiplayer.
Yeah.
I had their own separate.
Yeah, they had their own separate.
Yeah.
I remember I got diamond shotguns.
So did I.
The only thing I use and diamond SMGs and then like two others.
I got diamonds bass.
Remember the knife one sucked.
Yeah.
Fucking zombies.
I can't even remember.
The worst one is the fucking grenade launcher.
Yeah.
Oh my God, dude.
Fuck that.
I also got I got the M16, like the assault rifles diamond on that.
And I use the M16 as my thing.
God, I miss the old school.
Fuck it.
I still think my favorite zombies and favorite Call of Duty in general is Black Ops 2.
I don't like Black Ops 2.
It was just a different game.
Transit I know it gets a lot of hate.
I fucking love that.
I thought it was so cool.
Black Ops 1.
If we're going with classic fucking zombies, Black Ops 1 had the best one.
I had a pretty bad.
I mean, not a bad.
I stand by this to this day.
I think Die Rise is probably my favorite zombies map of all time.
I like Ascension.
And let's read some of these comments on this.
I'm the fucking.
Yeah, we're just trying to we're just detracting from everything.
Make shrooms legal.
No, I just think it's funny.
Some of the things people are commenting like fucking make shrooms legal.
All cats.
Can I just say something?
Am I the only one who has noticed that, like, if you go on social media, the comments is
filled by just brainless people like the generalized IQ of our society is so fucking
low.
Most of these people have fucking basic, like beyond basic English skills.
There's no punctuation or fucking.
Talking to the general population.
I mean, also, if you look at it like something's going to be fake, that's just blindly
believed by 90 percent of people.
If you go through, if you go through like the Facebook comment section, it's supposed
to do the fucking AI thing where it's supposed to filter out the comments that are just
tagging their friends.
Yeah, but it's only the people tagging their friends.
And when you go to show all comments, that's where the real comments are.
Like, like bothers me to fucking know what.
Like if you're the Facebook AI, if you're tagging somebody, that should be put into
the not seen.
Nobody gives a fuck.
But like everybody's being tagged and in the actual things that are actual comments that
I'm there for nothing.
I'm like, what the fuck?
It really bothers me.
Yeah, I fucking I stopped using Snapchat as soon as my second semester started and I
killed like all 30 streaks I had.
Facebook got attacked this week by fucking China.
It did.
They shut it down for worldwide.
That's why you never responded to my Snapchat.
Yes, I literally don't use social media anymore.
I've been like completely blacked out.
I mean, I use Instagram to scroll through like reels and stuff.
It is.
Oh my God.
BP as a.
Oh, we got Telobipi in a little while.
Telobipi.
Somebody says this is going to be like weekend at Bernie's.
Oh shit, that's fucking funny.
Dude, I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore, man.
Like half this shit doesn't even fucking make sense.
We're all fucking going to die.
I feel like that one Alex Jones meme is just like, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
I was driving home.
I mean, I don't know why.
I think it's just because I've been overwhelmed by school.
But my existentialist is starting to come back.
I'm just driving home from school.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Like what is going on?
Like you're telling me I'm driving a car like on a big fucking ball of water and land.
And it's just infinitely large.
And I just don't even know what's going on.
Like everything is a social construct.
It's fine.
Just I could drive on the wrong side of the road.
It's just lines telling me what to do.
I'm not going to get into this.
It's just lines telling you what to do.
Drive on the left side of the road.
The universe is infinitely large.
And we're not going to get into that.
I know your opinions.
We don't need to touch.
I agree with you on that.
OK.
We can drive on the left side of the roads.
We can fucking eat food that's expired.
We can fucking drive around the fucking...
We can go into the lake and then wear swimmies.
It doesn't matter.
We're doing this shit.
I was just thinking, I was like, this quote that got me going is I just said,
because it was true, I mean, I pulled a muscle in my neck or something because I'm fucking old.
And I was just talking to my classmates today and I was like, yep, I'm 25.
That's when your body starts genetically dying.
And I was thinking about it.
I'm like, yeah, that's true.
And I'm thinking about my consciousness and I'm like, oh, my consciousness is made up of a bunch of fucking neurons.
And starting pretty soon, they're just going to start dying.
And I'm not producing anymore.
They're just going to start dying.
And it's like, what type of effect does that have on your consciousness?
I already have brain damage.
I know.
Well, I know.
Tell us.
Tell us what happens.
It's genuinely scary because sometimes I literally just forget what's going on.
I'm just wondering, if you were a single...
Because all we are, our consciousness is, in theory, is our fucking brain.
So what if your brain just gets to that point where you're just a couple neurons?
That's not consciousness anymore.
What would you be feeling?
That's the questions I ask myself, where it's like, where does it draw the line between...
I don't think you would have a consciousness if you only have a few neurons.
It's like everywhere at the end of time.
I know, but I'm saying, at what point is it like you go from...
I guess I'm talking about death here.
I am definitely talking about death.
But at what point...
When do sentience go away?
Yeah, at what point does sentience turn into a dying pile of cells?
At what point are you just...
But the thing is...
It makes me think that your sentience is a spectrum.
No, but the thing is, if you think about it, at the end of their lives,
dementia patients have terminal lucidity, which brings them back.
And we have no explanation for it, too.
And the terminal lucidity is always fucking hours before you die.
Yeah, moments before you die.
My grandfather had that, actually.
He had Alzheimer's dementia.
And my grandfather...
His last 10 minutes of being awake, he was sharp as a tack.
Before he didn't know who anybody in the family was,
he thought he was surrounded by strangers all the time.
Like, 10 hours before he slipped into a coma and then died,
he was like, oh, Meg, how are you doing?
Alex, oh, my grandson.
It's like, what the...
Grandpa, you haven't fucking known who I've been for the past eight months.
Now you remember me?
It's wild.
And we have no explanation for why that happens.
My great grandfather, who...
He has, fuck, like, over 20 grandchildren,
like 20 great grandchildren in total and stuff.
And when he was on his deathbed and he had that terminal lucidity for an hour or two,
he just goes, oh, Tyler!
He's like, I haven't seen you in a long time.
I'm like, wow, this sucks.
It's almost like you're bolting.
It's like that person's brain is doing everything it can to just...
It knows it's going, so it just says, fuck it,
we're going to give it our all for this last couple hours
so that people can say their goodbyes.
And your body just knows to do that.
But it's just fucking wild.
It sucks because it feels like it's, like, dementia's insulting.
Why else would it be?
Why would you just suddenly have a bunch of neurons that have been dead firing in your brain?
There's literally not an explanation for it.
You can look up terminal lucidity.
Why does your heart go into V-Fib?
Because it's, like, trying its hardest to beat, even though it can't still.
Yeah, but your brain's fucking smart.
It's the same thing that your brain's doing.
Yeah, but your fucking brain is made up of a bunch of fucking...
It has its own...
It's just giving one last push to survive.
But your brain has actual problem-solving skills.
Your heart is just a bunch of tissues that can make their own beat.
Yeah, it says, oh, fuck, we're going to die soon.
Let's put everything into...
Yeah, but you can't compare something that's smart to just fucking tissue
that has electrical automaticity.
But you can't prove that there's a...
The fucking heart doesn't have a consciousness, Casey!
Okay?
A heart doesn't have problem-solving skills, okay?
They can't fucking beat!
You fucking SA know it just starts beating.
Your brain is like, oh, shit, we're dying.
Let's think about what we can do.
Oh, fuck it, let's get this guy some closure.
Yeah, let's do that.
A heart can't come up with that thought, a fucking brain can!
You know my explanation for it.
Damn.
Sorry, it's just...
My explanation is that...
I don't know, I felt like I had to bring energy tonight.
I haven't been here for a while, it's pent up!
You didn't deserve that, I'm sorry.
If it's like, for me, the faith-based reasoning is that
God's giving them a chance to say goodbye.
Is he finally here?
Is he pee-pee?
Might as well be.
Oh, he's very sleepy today.
He's very sleepy today?
Does he not look good?
Fucking hashtag Ukraine can pay my taxes.
He is...
You got to turn that up.
He is up so much past his bedtime right now.
I think it was just a bad video.
Great sense of who's talking to whom.
What the fuck is going on here?
Especially for...
Everyone else we've seen, this president accounted for,
Cardona, a close ally of Joe Biden...
Fuck off! My hand's fucking slipping on it.
... education secretary...
My hands are fucking covered in the condensation.
... safe and clean type, in case anything happens.
So, what are you watching here, James?
Oh, this is not a wheelchair.
As we see the president, he's only made it about,
what would you say, Rhonda, three feet inside?
Or maybe just don't know.
Maybe ten feet inside.
What I'm watching for, that's Tim Blanchard,
one of the people who go to the World Cup and the party...
I think they're using holoprojector technology to Photoshop...
I want to see whether Joe Biden makes a case for his wheelchair-bound corpse...
... or if he makes a case for his world...
I don't think there's a reason for that.
Like, why would your brain just do that for closure?
Your brain doesn't know what closure is.
Yes, it does.
Casey, your brain is tied to your...
Your consciousness does.
Yes, and your consciousness...
But your actual brain does.
Yes, but your consciousness can tell your body to do certain things.
Sure, you have your own background nervous system in place...
... to tell you to breathe if you don't fucking remember.
But if I want to...
I can fucking hyperventilate.
Like, you can do...
I mean, your brain can control what your body can do...
... and where it sends electricity.
Yeah, but if you hold your breath for long enough...
... you pass out and you start breathing again.
Yeah, look at that.
Yes, exactly, because there's two systems in play.
Your brain can use both of them.
Jesus fucking Christ, he's an animal.
He's a menace.
Matt Ryan, he's totally cool.
Fucking Chuck Schumacher's behind us.
Even Matt Gaetz, I've just heard from a source...
... is telling Republicans like...
... to take this for a toss.
I saw that.
This one?
Yeah, I saw that.
But Casey, I guess what I'm just trying to say is...
Where did it go?
Fuck, it's gone.
Give me a minute, I was about to make a good point.
Oh man.
I need a...
I need a cold one for...
... the President's speech.
Yeah, you really do need a cold one.
Oh my God.
He looks like he doesn't have his fucking dentures in.
Is he gonna start talking soon?
He's going around shaking his hand.
I wonder if he's having a panic attack right now.
The fuck am I gonna say when I get up there?
He looks happy as fuck.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
He looks happy as fuck.
He's oblivious, he doesn't know where he is.
... a somewhat more hostile house than...
... she is mouthing something to...
God, I'm getting Biden's way rough today.
Oh, Madri Taylor-Greene's wearing a MAGA hat.
... tapping him and he's moving on.
... perhaps we might get a readout at some point late tonight or tomorrow as to what they might have said.
But this is Joe Biden.
God, we have such a divided fucking country right now.
Some presidents have, you know, shaking hands every five people.
Joe Biden is the type to shake everyone's hand.
And this is where the White House says he is most comfortable with.
... notice Steve Scalise right there, notable of course because...
I wonder what Hitler smelled like.
... he could have become the Speaker of the House.
He could have been pretty shitty like everybody else from the time period.
No, actually people back then apparently...
... the early-agreed rise of Speaker Mike Trump...
I wonder what scent Hitler went for.
... take a selfie with the President.
Oh, I gotta say, I watched a fucking movie.
That was intense.
You guys ever heard of the movie Cummins?
You guys ever heard of the movie Cummins C?
I think I have?
It's a Russian movie.
It's a Russian movie that was banned.
1985 film?
No.
No, it was older.
No, 1985 Soviet anti-war film?
Oh yeah, it was 80s, nevermind.
But yeah, and it stars this kid.
Yeah, I read that on like a most disturbing movies list.
Dude, that movie is fucked.
It's like this fucking 14-year-old that was like,
with no makeup or anything just because of...
... because an actual 14-year-old actor.
Like, all this crazy shit happens and fucking...
... World War II.
And...
I can't remember where it takes place.
It was so high when I watched it.
I think it's somewhere in Russia or something.
And just like this kid witnesses everybody in his town...
... get murdered.
And then like the people...
Like his family gets murdered, and he's like,
everybody in his town holds him accountable because he was a soldier and he was deployed some place and came back.
Then like, leaves, then the whole town gets slaughtered and he comes back.
And like at this point his face looks like shit.
He doesn't even like look real.
Then he gets captured by the Nazis.
They murder all of his friends in front of him.
And it's just...
It is a wild fucking movie.
Devastating.
It makes you want to go to the movies.
It's like, it's like a fucking movie.
It's like a fucking movie.
Devastating.
You know the thing is, I always like...
I hate the fact that we don't hold Japan accountable for World War II.
At all.
I think...
I feel like as history goes on you stop holding...
No, it's not true.
You definitely hold people accountable.
Look at what we're doing with fucking Germany.
We still hold Germany accountable for fucking...
Tyler, what about our followers in Japan?
It's... Apologize for what your ancestors did.
They did.
We bombed them in the anime.
How come I can't open it, Keith?
I'm gonna redeem myself here.
There you go.
See, there you go. I told you.
It was the condensation, bro.
The condensation.
Chief Keith.
I don't know. I feel like we definitely do hold Japan accountable.
It's just we feel a lot less bad for them because we did kill...
A lot of their civilians with two atomic bombs.
The Japanese soldiers were actually more insane than the fucking German soldiers.
I agree. That's why we dropped the fucking bomb on them.
But also, we bolted incredibly fucked up things there.
I see it. I see it. I see it.
We're good.
His foot was trapped.
We also did some pretty fucked up shit there because it's hard to...
Yes, Japan would not have surrendered...
If we didn't drop the bomb.
Yeah, they would have made us do an on...
We would have had to go into Japan on their home turf and we would have lost a lot of people.
We still would have won, but we would have lost a bunch of people.
I don't know. The more I think about it, I always thought for sure...
No, because it wouldn't have been just America because Germany already surrendered.
It would be the entire world versus Japan.
Yeah, we would lose like 25 people.
I wanna be here. My grandfather is a lot more people.
My grandfather...
You see, Russia can't even fucking invade Ukraine now.
Back then, there was less technology then.
You're at more of a fucking equal arm stand in terms of that.
And you have people who are living in their country.
They have the home field advantage.
That's how Ukraine can fight off Russia.
Why do they waste so much ammo? Like, goddamn.
What do you mean?
It's suppressing fire.
Like in the ward nowadays.
It's suppressing fire. It's to make them duck so you can...
It's like, oh, we fired 9,000 rounds today and hit zero targets.
Yeah, but everybody has so much fucking ammo, it doesn't matter.
Like, both sides essentially have infinite ammo, so why the fuck not just...
You know what, they're fucking running out of ammo in Afghanistan.
That's what Jan said in the one episode.
In certain instances, sure.
But I mean, both of these militaries have so much funding.
Like, yes, Russia and Ukraine, they're probably not the best off.
But the ammo is not like that.
Because I guarantee you, my grandfather, my great grandfather was going to get deployed to Japan.
He was literally getting ready to get deployed to Japan before they dropped the bombs.
Oh, he's finally at the podium.
Oh my god, how many people's hands did he shake?
That was like a ten minute walk.
His fucking legs are going to give out.
Behind him is Kendall Harris, the Speaker of the House.
Little Miss Jov I didn't know about the pulmonary embolisms.
Are we working toward that?
What if he just stroked out right now?
I don't wish for that.
And if it fucking happens, I had nothing to do with it.
I don't want to say that now.
Because you never fucking know.
Oh, there's Elizabeth Warren.
As a fucking Widowmaker mid-state union address.
He's going like this.
Looking out for his wife, the First Lady, a reminder that she is surrounded by people who are there with meaning and purpose.
Full on LED.
Goals and successors of this world.
Yes.
Descending Aoror, yeah.
Good evening.
I go home now.
Not a good start.
I don't know how that's a good line to drop.
Mr. Speaker.
If I was smart, I'd go home now.
Yeah.
My fellow Americans.
In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation.
And he said, I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the union.
Hitler was on the march, war was raging in Europe.
President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people.
Oh, fuck. Is he going to war?
It's actually kind of coherent.
Freedom in the boxes.
We're under assault in the world.
Oh, we're going to war.
He's got the neural link going right now.
I come to this chamber to address the nation.
Now it's we who face an unprecedented moment.
Oh, no.
In the history of the union.
And yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this is no ordinary moment either.
Don't tell me we're going to war.
Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War.
Resolved at home.
I think we're going to war.
Because he started off with saying that FDR came out and was like.
The freedom of democracy under attack at both at home and overseas.
What are you talking about?
Listen to what he's saying.
It sounds like we're going to war.
Are we about to go to fucking war live on the Untitled podcast?
I'm showing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine.
Dude, we're going to war.
I assure you he will not.
I have my curiosity.
Now you have my attention.
God damn it.
Are we going to war?
But you're trained.
Jesus Christ.
Are there nukes in the air right now?
What's fucking going on?
What's happening?
Ukraine can stop Putin if we stand with Ukraine.
Are we fucking dropping troops?
That needs to defend itself.
You could make a decision to send troops into Ukraine.
That is all Ukraine is asking.
They're not asking for American soldiers.
Yet.
In fact, there are no American soldiers in the war in Ukraine.
And I'm determined to keep it that way.
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking God.
Bro.
You can't do that.
You can't do that shit, man.
My fucking heart's going to beat.
Jesus fucking Christ.
For Palestine though, they need troops.
Yes, Reels is back in.
We're also.
Also, fuck China.
Go over there.
A former Republican president tells Putin, quote, do whatever the hell you want.
That's a quote.
The president actually said that bowing down to a Russian leader, I think it's outrageous.
It's dangerous and it's unacceptable.
Jerry.
He's making fights now.
There's no way he keeps this up for the whole time.
He's on coke.
Fucking 60 milligrams of alcohol before he walked out there.
Giving handshakes until it kicks in.
And he walks off once he starts tweaking out.
All right, I'm going to go now.
We're going to war.
We're going to go to war, guys.
This is the first time you've ever heard me talk coherently.
And they're like, all right, all right, no, we don't mean that we're going to war.
No, we are not.
Sweden joined NATO.
Is that actually a point he just made?
Yeah.
Why were they not part of NATO?
They were, I don't know, they were part of fucking the Nazi Reich too.
I don't know why they were part of that.
I say this to Congress.
We have to stand up to Putin.
Doesn't he already said that?
He's losing it.
History is literally watching.
He just loops the first part of his speech over four times and walks off stage.
It will put Ukraine at risk.
Europe is at risk.
The free world will be at risk and bolting others to do what they wish to do us harm.
The reason that he's the president of Putin who I've known for a long time is simple.
We will not walk away.
Right now and for a long time.
Who's that?
My message for him right now and for a long time.
Just rattled that on there.
Stop sniffing the paint.
Tyler's huffing again.
I will not bow down.
Yeah.
History is watching.
Oh, we might be going nowhere actually.
Fuck.
Insurrection.
Many of you are here on that darkest of days.
It wasn't a dark day.
The darkest of all days.
The insurrectionists were not patriots.
They come to stop the peaceful transfer of power.
To over stir in the will of the people.
January 6 lies about the 2020 election and the plots that steal the election posed a great, gravest threat to U.S. democracy.
He's losing it again.
But they failed.
This is an intense opening.
I feel like he's going to announce a war.
He's just drip feeding the war right now.
Well, he said we're going to keep the troops out of Ukraine.
I know.
He kind of sounds like he wants to support the people.
He's trying to sound like he's trying to show he has a set of balls right now.
My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6.
I don't know.
That damage might have already been done.
They're like, why don't we just declare war and get your ratings up.
To bury the lies.
Here's the simple truth.
It's not about ratings.
If you go to war.
If you're at war.
It's about not nuking the entire planet.
If you go to war.
You can actually enact a bill that you have to stay president during the war.
He doesn't care.
He's 81.
He doesn't care about getting nuked.
What do you think, Mr. Alien?
Ever since being elected to office.
I ask all of you without regard to party to join together and defend democracy.
Remember your oath of office of defending us all threats, foreign and domestic.
Respect.
Respect free and fair elections.
Restore trust in our institutions.
And make clear political violence has absolutely no place.
No place in America.
Zero place.
Tell that to the fucking rioters.
Well, he's trying to be less divisive.
That's very divisive.
He just attacked half the country there.
I don't know.
He's saying everybody regardless of party though.
He prefaced that whole thing with that.
Your children and grandchildren will read about this day and what we do.
No, he won't.
History is watching another assault on freedom.
Joining us tonight is the Toyah Beasley.
Who?
Social Work in Birmingham, Alabama.
14 months ago.
She and her husband welcomed a baby girl thanks to the miracle of IVF.
She scheduled treatments to have that second child.
What the fuck are we even doing?
That is a hard turn.
A Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade.
She was told her dream would have to wait.
But her family had got through should never have happened.
Unless Congress acts, it could happen again.
So tonight, let's stand up for families like hers.
To my friends across the aisle, don't keep this waiting any longer.
Fuck off.
Look at the applause on the guy.
You know, I'll be honest, he's not doing a bad job right now.
Except for absolutely horrifying me that World War III was about to start the first five minutes.
Fucking Kamala Harris.
It sounded like he was working up there.
Fucking Kamala Harris has the hardest job in the world.
I'm going to fucking support this fucking grandpa again.
Defending reproductive freedom.
There's so much more.
Thank you for listening to Untitled Podcast.
Just listening to something else.
We do that frequently though.
I'm determined to see Roe v. Wade overturn.
He's the reason we're over there.
Yeah, we might need to kick this, Casey.
Look at the chaos that has resulted.
I feel like we just got to start ranting.
I feel like we check back in with him.
We'll see how he's doing in 10 more minutes.
We'll see the highlights.
And we'll see how he's doing in 10 more minutes.
We'll check what Biden's doing.
We'll check if he's like gone to the powder room again before we keep going.
If he does, to take an intermission.
He's got to powder his nose.
Can we request a BP, tele BP right now?
Tele BP?
We might need to get tele BP here.
I don't know if he answered me.
If he fucking flakes, that's it.
The option's done.
BP are never coming on if you don't show up tonight.
He's on a call.
Oh yeah, sure he is.
A while.
Big cheese guy.
He's got to reset an alarm panel and then he'll be with us.
He doesn't do any fucking calls.
I had a fucking question I wanted to ask our paramedic lawyer who's not here.
What's the question?
Oh no, I just wanted to talk about the, I was watching the Alec Baldwin trial this week.
Not Alec Baldwin, but the other girl.
You know the one where Alec Baldwin shot the fucking person?
Yeah.
Who's the chick?
The one who gave him the gun or something?
The armorer.
The one that's responsible for the guns.
Do you think he should be guilty?
You think he's guilty?
I don't know enough about the situation.
I mean it sounds like, I don't think Baldwin should be.
As an actor, it's your responsibility to check if the gun is actually loaded.
That's an actual thing you have to do as an actor.
And he didn't do that so that's why he needs to be responsible.
How is he supposed to distinguish a blank from a fucking live round?
It's really fucking easy.
They do like a million takes so somebody usually just hands them the gun, checks if it's unloaded.
And it's like their responsibility to unload the guns.
That's their job.
They shouldn't even have live rounds on the set.
That is true, they should not have had live rounds at all.
But it's also the actor's responsibility to check if it's a blank round or not.
And this chick was like some rainbow haired 24 year old.
I don't know, I guess just the way I see it, if I was an actor and we've been doing 50 fucking takes,
it's been 50 fucking blanks, and then I get handed this gun by a guy, I'm like oh okay.
I don't know if that should be your job.
It was one take though.
No, I don't fucking, see this is what I mean, I don't know the details about this thing.
It was the first take.
Oh well.
I hate to see it.
There was multiple.
Maybe it was Alec Baldwin.
Multiple scenes where he was shooting a gun in it.
But it was the first take of this one, and it's really easy to tell the difference between a blank and a fucking actual bullet.
What's the difference between the two?
So a blank is a cartridge that's clamped off in like a star pattern almost.
Yeah.
And a bullet you can actually see the fucking round in the cartridge.
Yeah, but if you were to cock it back, I mean what was the gun even?
It was a six shooter, but you're supposed to flick it open and look at it before you put it back in.
And when he fucking, when he, he never flicked it open, and you're supposed to see the fucking clamp things.
And then it's really easy to tell the difference between a fucking clamp round and an actual fucking round in there.
God, I can only imagine being in Alec Baldwin's shoes for that though.
Fuck it, I don't care.
Fuck that guy, he's an asshole.
He was on Gepsey.
I don't disagree with that, but I'm just saying if you, just any fucking actor.
Like if you were just, I don't know, let's take a more respected actor.
More respected.
Who hasn't been canceled?
Who do we got left?
Dave Chappelle.
Robert Downey Jr. or some shit.
Robert Downey Jr.? No, he's canceled.
Yeah, he's a fucking prick.
They're all fucking pricks, I fucking hate them all.
Fucking Dave Chappelle.
He already got canceled.
I mean if you got a fucking Brad Pitt out there, and he did that.
I don't know, you just gotta put yourself in the actor's shoes.
Like I've been going through this all day, people hand me my guns.
You're an actor at that point.
You're not fucking trying to do a, and yes you probably should be doing a firearms check and all that shit.
But you're supposed to have people who do that for you.
I don't know.
I feel like, I mean obviously I don't believe Alec Baldwin had any intention of it happening.
Well the armor grill was just found guilty yesterday.
Oh shit.
Of manslaughter.
I feel like that kind of lays the blame on her, so I feel like Alec Baldwin can't really be guilty.
I feel like there can't be two people.
When you hold a firearm, you are always responsible for that firearm.
That's my, that's my.
I see both sides of it, it's tough.
I honestly can't even get my opinion on this, I'm so in the middle on this issue.
Wasn't it even really supposed to be a real firearm?
I know.
Just be a fucking dummy round.
Most of the guns that they use in movies are actual guns with blanks.
Sounds like a bad idea.
No, I just think it would be absolutely fucking, I can imagine, I guess I'm just picturing this event unfolding in my head.
And just the horror that everybody had to fucking feel.
It was like, oh great fucking flop buddy, you killed it.
Oh are you gonna get up?
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa.
And then, yeah he's dead.
No, because he was just like practicing taking the gun out of his holster.
And he just like fucking shot the director and the cinematographer.
What a fucking idiot.
He wasn't even during a take?
No, he was like taking the gun out, no it was during a take.
He was taking the gun out and pointing it at the camera.
That was the take.
That's wild.
Then he fucking just pulls it out and shoots the director.
He really fucking fumbled hard.
And there's a video.
God damn.
Also when you pull out.
He's just practicing like the quick draw and he just fucking.
When you pull out.
Whoa, Mary I'm sorry.
When you unholster a fucking gun you don't put your finger on a trigger either.
Well in a movie you might.
Oh and somebody said don't.
Do a quick draw bro.
Somebody said don't fucking have a medical emergency in the state of New Mexico.
Because the chick that died, they had two esophageal intubations on her.
No.
Before she died.
Oh no.
Oh no, that's bad.
Yeah.
Well like they fucking missed it and went for it again.
Like they missed twice and went into her esophagus.
Oh right.
Jesus Christ sorry.
My fucking brain is melted yes.
That's rough.
Wow.
They probably took forever to get there too.
Wait was this take like in the middle of the desert or was it just like.
No they probably have a standby rig for it.
No there's no standby.
How long was the response time for that?
Probably five to ten minutes.
No.
I was watching the.
It's like breaking bad take where they're out in the middle of the fucking desert.
I was watching the body cam video.
They're kind of freaking out.
As one would be.
I still can't get over fucking acorn guy.
That shit is so funny to me.
Oh yeah acorn guy.
We briefly talked about that last time.
That shit was hilarious.
I figured you guys would have brought that up.
I just think it's so funny.
The dude thinks he fucking got hit.
He does like.
I'm hit.
Shots fired.
Yeah it does three fucking barrel rolls on the ground.
Then Mag dumps it.
Yeah I'm hit.
I'm hit.
Like 45 seconds go by.
I'm good.
I'm fine.
It's like what the fuck bro.
You can hardly fucking hear the acorn in the video.
How do you mistake that for a gunshot?
I don't care if you have PTSD.
How does that trigger it?
Like what?
I don't know.
Apparently he never did a combat joke.
Yeah it wasn't a combat joke.
Did any try to plead PTSD on the thing though?
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
PTSD from boot camp?
That's what I heard anyways.
You can't get a reliable source down anymore though.
That's why we need Dan here.
That's why Alex Jones is our resiable volus.
Resiable volus?
What did you just say?
Esophageal varices.
Oh shit.
Have you ever seen that in real life?
It's brutal.
Yeah it's fucking awful.
Honestly I think it's probably the most, I'm not going to go on a BLS for a story here.
It's the most blood I think I've seen in my life.
I'll leave it there.
So for people who are listening and esophageal varices, let's give it to our paramedic student
actually.
How about we don't talk about work for five seconds.
I don't want to fucking talk.
I just eat shit and breathe this shit.
I'm not even kidding dude.
It's fucking.
I know.
I did it too.
I know.
It sucked.
Just imagine doing all this and then getting to the end and then saying go fuck yourself.
I work four days a week.
I intern one and I go to school the other two.
It is all ambulance shit.
All fucking the time.
And I'm done with it.
All the time?
Matt Rempey.
Let's talk about some ghost shit.
Let's talk about some Matt Rempey shit.
I feel like we could go into the Rempey shit second half.
We just talked about that.
I got to get myself back.
Are you committed?
Are you ready to go to the Condor house?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Oh absolutely.
Let's do it.
I'll fucking sleep in the attic.
I don't give a fuck.
You're going to sleep in the attic?
Yeah I'll sleep in the fucking attic bro.
Is the attic the scary part?
I don't know.
I imagine it would be scary if you fucking stayed up there.
I don't think anything happened.
I'll sleep in the basement.
Give me a handle of vodka.
I'll slam the whole thing and then I won't care anymore.
Just put me wherever the fuck you want me.
I don't think I'm going to be sleeping.
I'm hanging from the tree outside.
I'll take a nap.
You want to do a seance?
No that's retarded.
No that's a really bad idea.
That's retarded.
Get the fucking Ouija board going.
That's a bad idea.
We also said that next year is when retarded becomes a slur jar.
I think it already kind of is.
I don't know.
I don't want it to be but I think it is.
In the beginning today somebody in my lab group said that and the instructor looked at her
like, don't say that again.
Don't do that.
It's like what?
She had no fucking idea.
That's what it is now on the podcast.
It's like, oh don't say that again.
And then we still do.
I don't think so.
On the podcast I think it's safe.
I don't think we're offending one another and if we're offending the listeners, truth
be told, grow a fucking pair.
Get over it.
We're a little...
We fall like three years behind cancel culture and three years maybe retarded might be too
politically incorrect for us.
Let's not put off our blue haired listeners.
Yeah, we never...
Yeah, we got so many of them.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, you never know.
They might be here for me.
If I fucking told any of my blue haired friends about this podcast, I wouldn't have any blue
haired friends anymore.
They would never talk to me again.
If you listened to this podcast...
They would fucking threaten me with this podcast.
If you have blue hair and you listen to this podcast, send us an email.
Untied podcast 73 at gmail.com.
Okay, so I'll admit.
I saw on our group chat that we got an email.
What was the email?
That's all I need to know.
It was from Dan's girlfriend.
God fucking damn it.
It was an autistic severity ranking of the four of us.
What was it?
You were number three.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
What were the other two rankings?
Tyler's number one.
Well, that's a given.
You don't.
I don't think anyone's going to...
Daniel number two and then I was number four.
God, it's hard.
I was the favorite.
I could put any of us at number one or any of us at number four.
We're all so fucking bad with it.
Oh shit.
Mike Johnson looks like he's about to fucking bust his appendix.
He's trying not to laugh so hard.
He's like, he's sitting there like snickering.
Shoot.
Fucking Kamala Harris is standing up laughing behind him and Mike Johnson's sitting there
like, hmm.
Casey, we just need you on like fucking like...
When during the State of the Union, they just need to have you every year on like Fox Sports
2.
They'll just have you doing play by play on the State of the Union.
So there's this fucking asshole in the back.
We're 45 minutes into the handshakes by Joe Biden here.
His geriatric ass is getting to the podium.
Here we go.
Are we going to war?
That kind of sounds like we're going to war.
Blow a whistle when he starts talking.
Palate on the plate.
First period begins.
Fucking Mike Johnson.
I can't fucking believe this guy.
They let this guy be president.
Let's check in on Joe again.
Pay more for prescription drugs than anywhere in the world.
It's wrong and I'm ending it.
You missed fucking last week.
There's a 40th anniversary of fucking the miracle on ice.
I missed that.
It's the 40th anniversary of the miracle on ice, bro.
That's devastating.
That's all.
So not one of you Republicans voted for it.
Instead of paying $400 a month or thereabouts for insulin with diabetes, it only costs 10
bucks to make.
They only get paid 35 a month now and still make healthy profit.
Or a better idea, just don't get diabetes.
What to do next, I want to catapult the people with $35.00 out of every American in the
world.
Over time hours for bullshit pay.
What a great song.
I know you guys still like country.
What a great song.
Finally we got it done.
We gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices on prescription drugs.
Just like the VA is able to do for veterans.
That's not just saving seniors money.
We need taxpayers money.
We cut the federal deficit by one.
Never heard of a good VA.
Never.
Yeah.
Neither of I know we might have one, maybe one good VA.
Why can't he fucking run for president?
Casey, what you want somebody even more geriatric there.
I mean, it's Bernie, bro.
He's a fucking socialist.
Dude, Bernie's the fucking words.
I fucking hate Bernie Sanders.
I fucking hate him.
He's such a fucking idiot.
I'm a stupid glasses and a stupid fucking mask picture where he's crossed his legs with
a little fucking.
He was like the only one wearing a mask in this.
He's a fucking.
Yeah, because he's going to fucking die if he doesn't wear one.
And he's always grandpa Joe.
All it takes is one antigen.
He's gone.
That's all it takes to wipe him out.
Bernie Sanders is a silly billy.
I can grab a bunch of fucking fossils out there on the stage right now.
This is why I think in Minecraft, if the top 50 in Minecraft guys in Minecraft, not real
life for whatever unhinged shit Tyler is about to say in Minecraft, if there is just 50 persons
just all died of a heart attack, all got wiped out.
Not saying how a bunch of blocks of TNT.
All right, Grandpa Joe, what's what's checking with you later?
If some creeper came into the city.
Yeah, they would say wide scale creeper attack.
And it's gone.
It's a super creepy.
It was a creeper that was struck by lightning.
Those things were fucking horrifying.
The chances of running into them are so low.
It happened once when I played and I was like, I got to let it blow me up.
It's like it's so cool to see it fucking blew my entire house up.
And I never played Minecraft again.
Not seriously.
Now I just go in and fuck Casey's house up whenever they play.
Yeah, you love rent free in my house.
Then you start killing me and then I start trying to fuck with Tyler's shit and then
Tyler gets mad.
Then I build a house 35,000 blocks away from all of you.
I think that's how it typically goes.
Fucking Casey switched me into fucking creative mode and then I made a golden Freddy temple.
Yeah, and then I completely instigated him to bring it back to survival mode.
It was 30,000 blocks away and my wood house and I was like, yeah, my opinion.
I don't think anybody should have creative mode.
I think we're cheating.
Casey goes, all right, we're going back to the stone ages.
Tyler, I remember you being actually tight about that for like a while.
You were not happy that that fucking happened at all.
You fucking died.
What the fuck?
Remember Casey kept fucking flying by my house and I'm like, he's fucking cheating.
He's invisible and he's looking at me in my house.
I was just playing Minecraft with my sister the other day.
I showed her Freddy world with all the autistic stuff that we built.
I remember I built a giant floating Freddy castle.
Fucking Jesus castle.
I built Jesus castle, yeah.
And fucking Freddy statue.
I remember once you guys started making the fucking roller coaster, I was like, all right,
made a diamond blocks.
Like really?
We need diamond blocks.
Like no, no, man.
Everything else is legit.
It's just for building, bro.
It's like, okay, sure.
I'm going to bounce.
And then you made Hell castle, didn't you?
Emo Church.
Emo Church, yeah.
I made an abysmal fucking zero creativity fucking 23 by 41 block woodhouse.
And I was content with just I just live in the mines.
That's all I do.
You were the fucking Unibomber, bro.
I was the Unibomber of the server for sure.
I fucked shit up from afar and then just did not play the game.
It was intended to be played whatsoever.
I mean, I, debatably I did.
I just didn't surface.
You just mine.
It's just mind numbing.
You were the fucking Unibomber, bro.
I got 48 stacks of coal.
You want some seems to be all I can find lately.
I got one diamond.
I'm like, God damn it.
Why am I paying for this?
Stone ages comment was probably one of the funniest things.
All right, boys, we're going back to stone ages.
That was in the air.
Back to basics.
Yeah.
Back to basics.
And then you fucking did it when I was in the air and I just fell like fucking 3000
feet.
I just don't think I have the attention span to have an in-depth conversation and play
a game.
So I would just get frustrated and that's why I would always blow your shit.
I can't talk to you guys and actually be engaging in a conversation and build a project.
I can only do something mind numbing, like be in the mines or fuck with one of you.
I just fucking can build.
You've seen my fucking shit.
I autistically can build things.
Fantastic.
I mean, it's pretty you can just like zone out and build things.
And then I fucking built like the fucking skyscraper, I think.
I remember I built that too.
And I built the penthouse at the fucking thing.
And then I gave each of you guys a floor and in case you just fucking did weird shit with
his floor and your floor is empty.
Yeah.
At one point, I think I just decided I didn't want a middle of my second story floor in
my house.
So I just took it away to save time to jump down to the first level.
That's about the level of creativity you get out of my builds.
That's all it is.
You see my fucking Freddy temple.
You've seen my skyscrapers.
I fucking built the fucking subway system.
Remember when I built the fucking subway underneath the fucking world?
That was really autistic.
Yeah.
And you're trying to connect everything.
I did connect everything.
I just wrote on.
Yeah, we just wrote on the other day.
Yeah.
I connected literally every.
You were fucking playing passion of the craft.
I was showing my sister.
Right.
No, but like literally I had like fucking train stations.
That's fucking insane.
Like it took me fucking like two weeks to do that.
That's why I was so pissed when he put me back in the Stone Age because I'm like, bro,
I'm almost done with the subway.
There was an entrance in the in the in the main plaza area.
There was what do we build out of copper?
We built like a statue.
I think it was the Freddy.
It was the Freddy statue out of copper.
Yeah.
I think we should just continue that world.
My autistic game is just and dude, I fucking love it.
But I have so many traumatic moments that just also live rent free in my head is Rocket
League.
I mean, every time me and Casey get on, we fucking cook for like the first five, six
games and then we just fall off super hard.
It takes two high into.
No, no, it hasn't been on.
I mean, yeah, no, I've been like I'm better at the game.
Yeah.
Casey Casey has been there and it's just like, I feel like usually we start.
Off Casey has a couple of good games.
Then I start to get my sticks warm.
I get in the fucking zone for like five games and then we just like take a break for like
two seconds to take a piss or something.
And it's always when we come back from that first break, there's some soul crushing fucking
six minute overtime in a zero zero game that we just fucking miss five open nets and then
just get some lead up some rinky dink goal.
And I'll think about that the next morning when I wake up and I'll be like, how the fuck
did I miss that ball?
Like, why the fuck did I think I would beat him to that?
And it just hurt.
I did not hear.
We just talk about video games.
It's not bad.
Let's talk about the time that we got into online fake game.
We are.
You really got into it.
Casey's over here going like, all right, we got to the system, bro.
I was.
Yeah, that was why I was like, I was like out of work.
I was like from my back or something.
I like had a week off.
So I was like, we started playing like we got the Oculus Quest, PokerStars VR Oculus Quest
2, which is now made a quest.
We got PokerStars VR, which is like a fucking poker in VR.
You play with other people.
You're an element that we need to play that though.
I feel like I have played that with you a handful of times and we can have fun, but
I just remember it being so much fun because I would feed off of your energy because you
would start standing up and like fucking throwing props and shit.
And I would only do that if you were there so I can match your energy.
Like I try to do that shit when I play with Casey, but then I just feel like I'm fucking
going crazy.
My favorite was like the vest was like, I'm like, hey, either win or you win big.
That was the fucking quote.
And then fucking and then like I lost and I need to see my character just pull out a cigarette.
You lost so much.
And that's how I love it is you can just, it's the stupid fucking faces, the avatar
app, but it just conveys emotion.
It's so funny about you leaning over the table for some all in and then you just completely
get fucking river riding on it and you have a heartbreaking loss and your character is
still like smiling at the chips and it's like the next thing you know, the fucking guns
going off, you're throwing fucking hammers, sword, pull out a gun, shoot everybody at
the table then yourself.
It's like, I just, I, I don't know that game's fucking hysterical.
I remember the best one that I ever had was with you guys.
I was sitting, it was like a tournament thing.
So I'm at the tournament and like, I fucking was like losing a bunch of hands.
Like everybody's like, yo, Slenditoach you're doing, you're doing real bad today.
And you go, I gotta be honest with you boys.
I don't really know how to play poker.
You were hanging in there for a while.
You're hanging in there for a while.
And then all of a sudden you just like went all in is like, Tyler, you had a pair of tubes.
I was like, what are you doing?
You knew the rules, not the strategy.
And let's go, gotta be, gotta be honest with you boys.
Don't know how to play poker.
You got, you would get tilted very quick.
Oh yeah.
You would lose one hand and then you would just start going all in on everything.
Or I'd start just fucking throwing props at certain people.
Or I'd like literally just start taking pictures of people and waving it in their face.
Casey, Casey, you've had so many bad beats against me in fucking poker where I'll get
like a, it'll be like after I just lost like a colossal hand and then it'll be like just
you and me in on the next one and you're going after me because you think I'm tilted.
Then I'll get like a full house or something.
And then you'll just come back with like a fucking flush or something that just completely
blows me out of the water.
That's how I do it.
I mean, uh, originally, so I bought like a, I think I bought like a hundred dollar pack
one day because I was like, Oh fuck it.
Like I got a week off like 10 billion fucking like, yeah, no, it was like a hundred dollars
for like a million chips.
Right.
And then I started playing blackjack and you got like 10 billion.
I looked up like how to memorize the chart, yeah.
Yeah.
I remember the chart of like what beats what?
Well, that's basic strategy.
That's not, that's literally what it's called.
Yeah.
And then counting cards is a standard cards and then what you learned how to count cards.
Well, I like, I know the, how to do it, but it's hard to do it in like VR.
Yeah.
It's harder.
It's hard to do it.
Otherwise you got to figure out how many decks they have.
That's the hard part.
Yeah.
I would imagine it takes a shit load of fucking hours of learning and practice.
But then, so I learned that like Martin Gale system, right?
Where are you like every time you lose, you double your bet.
Yeah.
And then it got to a point where I'm fucking like Casey, I'm not sure about this.
I'm running like fucking a hundred thousand dollars.
Casey, Casey tells us he has this fucking system that just cannot fail.
It's me and Tyler in the game and immediately me and Tyler lose all of our money.
Well, theoretically it would never fail unless you run out of money.
Yeah.
I just remember it would be you, me and Tyler at a table.
And then like you would be telling me and Tyler what to do because we didn't fucking
know it at all.
And then you'd get a big win and be like, Oh yeah baby.
And me and Tyler would be like, Casey, do I hit?
Casey, Casey, I got 60 Gs on the table.
Can I hit?
And then they'd just be like, all right, fold.
And then you'd win the hand and 60 Gs go fuck damn it.
Mother fucker.
Why did I stand?
So I played, I started playing this fucking game like all week.
And then at the end of the week, I'm looking at like the all time leaderboard.
You're like the global leaderboard.
I later got up to $750 million.
I almost had a billion dollars in fake money in this fucking game, which was like unheard
of.
And I looked at the all time, um, blackjack winnings, winnings.
I looked number four all time.
Yeah.
Which is displayed on like this big fucking jumbo trot in the middle of like the main
VR hub world.
Casey sends the picture of it to the group chat one day.
We're like, what the what?
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And then he's like, all right, you gotta do the system.
And I'm like, okay, I get up to 60 like grand on the table.
And I'm like, Casey, I'm not sure about this.
This is my last 60 grand.
Then one day I'm playing like the highest stakes table and like I make it to the highest
bet I lose, which was like 25 million or something.
And I keep doing that and eventually it gets up to like 100 million and I lose 100 million
and it just keeps going and I lose literally all my money.
So now I'm back down to like a hundred thousand.
Yeah.
So that bitch to the wheel.
And my fucking name drops off the face of the fucking board.
I will say the first, the first poker game that we were in where somebody said, send
them to the wheel.
And he fucking busted the guy out because for the listeners, the wheel is like, if you're
not spending money on this game, it is your only way to get your base chips.
It's like once every 24 hours, you can spin this wheel and you can get my menial minuscule
amount of chips.
And this guy just busted out of like a low tier poker game.
So you knew his night was over.
Send that bitch to the wheel.
And immediately guy rage quits.
I was playing with a fucking like old lady and she's like, can you guys stop using props?
And I'm like, turn them off.
She's like, I don't know how I was in that game.
Yeah.
And he gets fucking thrown the remote at you.
And I was like, I just take the cigarette and I started pretending that I'm burning her
with the cigarette.
She's like, stop, stop doing that.
And I go, Hey, this game is filled with fucking 12 year olds.
And I'm like, I'm 25.
Yeah, you, you have like a wide range of characters in that game.
And the ones, if you get into a lobby where there's eight people, their mics on it's hysterical.
Cause you'll have like people like me who just don't care.
I think the one night me and Casey got drunk as hell.
And I was like having an in-depth deep conversation, like long after I had been eliminated from
this poker tournament.
I was just sitting at the table talking about, he's like, Oh yeah, I'm like 45 to two fucking
kids.
And I'm like, God, I got a sitter for him.
Wife's away on a business trip.
I'm just chilling, man.
Cracking open beers, hanging out.
I'm like, I fucking love you.
It's like, let's be fucking best friends for the next three hours.
I remember that guy.
Yeah.
He was fucking awesome.
And he is just hysterical.
He's cracking politically incorrect joke.
I just, I just instigated everybody.
Like you like to be friends with people.
I just want to get into fights with people.
Yeah.
You would, you would definitely do that.
The funniest was when I was playing with beepers, I'm like, all right, people, he was like,
the fucking system.
And so we get like two hands in and he's like, yeah, this has taken too long.
And he bets like the max bet loses everything.
And he's like, your system fucking sucks.
I'm done playing for five minutes at a time.
That game had so many squeaking still.
You get me, you can make a kid rage quit harder than you could on fucking modern warfare.
Oh my God, the funniest thing was when like the kids were holding the cigarettes and be
like, you can't smoke that.
I don't think you're old enough to smoke, bro.
So I just take the cigarette out of their mouth.
I'm like, you can't smoke here.
What are you five?
I just start smoking their cigarettes.
Give me a back.
I'm like, no, it's mine, bro.
My favorite thing was just the people who had the muted mics.
They would just sit there with a sit there and they're just automatons the whole game.
And then they get busted out and then all of a sudden you just see like shit makes their
fucking controllers across the room.
I forgot the arms.
The arms would like cross and then like slowly rise and your head would just be like.
Tyler would do that.
Would you like to book your fucking?
Tyler would book his head so I could also.
Get fucking done.
The character just fucking contorts in some ungodly exorcist way.
My favorite was when I started losing in Polk Rye.
I was like, I'm gonna get a fucking
I just put the box on my head.
I had the box.
I just sit there.
You were just emotionless for like four hands.
And then I think you got beat again and you're like, this game fucking sucks.
Fucking hate this game.
Although I did get to the second to last table in one of the tournaments and I was fucking
on a fucking roll and I got a fucking full house fucking this guy got a fucking flush
on me and I'm like, God fucking damn it.
I got to the final table.
I got like four place on the tournament.
It was cool because the final table looked like it's like the World Series of Poker.
Yeah, World Series Poker on TV.
Like actual poker.
I was losing my fucking mind though.
I was just like, are you fucking kidding?
Yeah.
You see what?
Every time I played poker, it was I would maybe get off to a strong start, but I'd lose.
I'd usually end up in the deficit early in and then I'd play smart poker.
I'd win a couple big hands and then I would get like fucking egotistic and think that
every hand I had was the fucking best.
And then I'd bust myself out as soon as I would get money.
Dude, all somebody had to do to get me to fucking get tilted.
They're like, you're a pussy.
You won't call.
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah.
I'm not a pussy.
Yeah.
You were really easy to bait into hands.
Unfortunately.
And the game would just like, like, you know how people would river ride?
Yeah.
The game would always let you win on the fucking river.
So many times, it would be like a two percent chance.
And you're like, fuck.
Literally odds.
It shows you the odds in real time for anybody who hasn't played this.
And you would see that like going into like the fourth hand, there was a 30 percent chance
they were going to win.
And then like you would get another hand and be like, oh, now they only have a two percent
chance to win.
You have a 98 percent chance.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, out of fucking nowhere, that two percent chance, 100.
I'm like, fuck.
Yeah.
You see two percent and 98 percent.
What the game really means is 50 50.
At least in my case, it seems.
I had so many cases like that.
I'm like, that was what I lost on in the fucking because with the I had the full house, he
had the flush.
I had a 98 percent.
He needed that one fucking card.
I'm like, I'm like, dude, I got it says I'm like, I'm like, every time, statistically,
I have this in the bag right now.
So I'm like, and this guy was like fucking.
I could see him going like this with his fucking headset thing.
I see like rubbing his head and I go all in and he goes call.
And I'm like, oh, I won.
And then boom, we show the cards.
Next card comes out.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah.
Casey, you had a way of beating me on the fucking river that just pissed me off.
So I would play a hand fucking picture perfect against you and I would just pay for it every
time because I could just mind read you.
You can mind read me, but I had the better hand.
You get fucking lucky on the river every single fucking time.
The thing that you got to do, though, if you want to make a shit ton of money in that game
is get three people in a voice chat thing and just get another person in the fucking
poker game and just fucking rail that dude.
Yeah, that's how you make real money in that you just fuck him right on the table.
You just rail his ass.
You open that asshole.
I'm sticking my big old cock in there.
Remember when people would accuse us of cheating because we were talking?
Yeah, because they were cheating because we were cheating.
Yeah, because they would hear us all dip out of party chat and then come into the game
and they'd be like, oh, you guys are cheating.
And be like, I remember my response would be like, do you have any idea how much pleasure
I would have if these two lost?
It's not even about me winning, but I promise you I am not working with them.
And I'd just be like, fuck you.
My favorite was when I bought the gun and then everybody's like, oh, Tyler's got the
gun now.
And like when you pointed at somebody and shot him, it's just confetti came out instead
of the bullet.
Yeah.
So no, they added actual bullets and now there's like SMGs and like a million different other
types of fucking guns.
Remember the last time I played with Casey is probably two months, maybe three months
ago and I signed up for the monthly subscription.
There's a monthly subscription?
Which I forgot about.
Oh, actually, this had to have been longer ago and I didn't realize it.
This was not the last time we played because it was when my debit card expired and I had
to get a new one.
And then it just, I was starting getting emails and it'd be like, your PokerStars VR VIP club
has not been renewed.
Please refresh your billing info.
Did you refresh your billing?
I was like, oh my God, how many months?
How many fucking months?
Because every time we play PokerStars, that's always a game that I seem to gun for with
Casey when I'm drunk.
So it's always a drunk person because I would never with a sober mind give them a cent of
my money.
I was like, why am I buying like $20 packs of like fake money?
Yeah, because it just loses, it loses any, that's the same reason why I have like fucking
60 skins in Call of Duty Cold War.
Even if you win big and win like a billion dollars, you still have nothing.
I remember I was trying to explain that to you when you were like really going to global
charts.
Why am I addicted to fake gambling?
I wasn't trying to be a dick to you because I thought it was really cool that you were
like on the fucking scoreboard, but at the same point I'm like, Casey, you do realize
that this gives you no benefit whatsoever.
Like you're playing a gambling game.
Then did you like actually do online blackjack for a while and you won like a little bit
of money and walked away?
I walked away because I lost like the same amount of money.
And I was like, this is how, I was like, yeah, this is how people like.
Yeah.
I thought you were about to go down a really dark path there.
I'm glad you pulled out of it.
I won like $2,000.
I know.
I remember you said everybody I've, every dude that I've been good friends with who
has gone down a rough road to gambling, it's always how it happens.
They get into it.
They hit big.
They get really lucky for like two months and then they just chase that high forever.
Oh yeah.
So the system I'm talking about is a good system, right?
But it's only good in like short term.
Yeah.
But because eventually you're going to have like a bet that makes you lose it all.
Like eventually you're going to like lose 10 hands in a row.
Exponential because you keep doubling the money.
So some casinos won't let you use the system, but most of them are like, yeah, we encourage
it because eventually you're going to lose.
And like, yeah, you're going to have a tap out point where it's like, all right.
Yeah.
Like in real life, I can see how that doesn't work.
Because if you start at one like fucking a $20 bet and you lose six hands.
Yeah.
And you're like, it's doubling each time.
Like you're up to like a few thousand.
Yeah.
So you can't do it anymore.
It's just not feasible.
Unless you start off with like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Yeah.
Because eventually you are just going to lose six or seven hands in a row and then you're
fucked.
So then you're digging out of a hole.
You see the YouTube videos of the guy that goes around and he like counts cards at casinos
and there's like.
There's a couple of those YouTubers.
Yeah.
And they all got banned from a shitload of them.
They all just get like kicked out like immediately.
And they're like put on this like watch list.
Yeah.
You can't count cards at fucking casinos because they'll fucking like kill you.
Yeah.
And it's the thing I always find hysterical is that every fucking place is security tries
to tell you that it's illegal and that they can take your money back and it's not.
They just reserve the right to kick you out whenever they want.
But they will try to tell these people like oh no you are cheating.
You got to give the money back.
Every single time they're like no.
Call my fucking bare medical lawyer.
I've only been doing one fucking thing on Duolingo fucking a day and it's been fucking
like dropping me out of the leagues and shit.
I just like I.
Dude it's tough to keep.
Like do you see why it's hard to get to the upper leagues now?
Because like you just start losing eventually.
Yeah.
It's just the fact of like even if because you really only need to go balls to the wall
and do a lingo for one day a week.
Yeah.
And get up there.
But it's doing that for eight weeks in a row is tough and everybody tries to fucking jump
in at the very end.
I don't know if you've noticed that.
It's weird though because the leagues are inconsistent.
Like I just advance from Ruby Emerald down Ruby.
I think it's the other way around.
I think Ruby is above.
I'm looking at it right now.
Like oh no you're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
So I'm an Emerald now because I got I wasn't Ruby.
I wasn't Emerald that week.
I was fucking super busy or whatever.
Yeah.
And like literally the last day which is Sundays I work now instead of Saturdays.
Yes.
I used to go balls to the wall on Sunday and use all my fucking XP boost and shit on Sundays.
Yeah.
And now I have to do that on Saturday and hope people don't jump me.
I just I just like it because even though I haven't been able to talk to you I can see
how like if you're having a good week or not with it.
Yeah.
Because every time it because when you walk in it lets you know it'll be like Tyler completed
five hundred lessons yesterday.
I didn't.
Oh shit.
They'll be like or other times it's like watch out only one day left and it'll be like between
you and me we need to complete 50 lessons and we'll have like three.
It's like holy shit.
Fuck.
Like we both are like I like the one week I did 43 lessons and you did five and I'm
like we could have got fucking three more lessons and dude I was doing it.
I was doing it when it expired.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
I was doing it as the fucking challenge expired.
I thought I was going to make it because I was on a call when it was happening.
Yeah.
Because I was like fuck dude.
It said it said one hour remaining but it doesn't show you when like that's the lowest
increment it is.
So it said one hour remaining.
I was like oh shit I got time.
So I did it for like 15 minutes and then it ended and it was like you.
It was like two fucking lessons or something that it was.
It was because yeah you had done like 35 and I had done like 12 of my required 15 and we
would have made it and it timed out right at the end and I was furious.
I got you to do a lingo.
Yeah you should do it.
It's a good time.
Just learn a language.
Yeah it's learning a language.
I'm learning German.
Yo aprendo español muy rápido.
Yo expreso el German.
Soy bien.
Mucho gusto.
Let's check in with Grandpa Joe.
Invest in more community police officers, more mental health workers, more community
violence.
Yeah that's what I'm talking about.
Gun crimes.
Retail crime and car crimes.
Gun crime.
Yeah let's come back on gun crime.
And President Biden is stuck in line.
Vive en la casa blanco.
He lives in the White House.
Yes he does.
What?
You're talking about marijuana.
Because no one should be jailed for simply using or having on their record.
Yeah.
Boo.
Biden 2024.
Boo.
Untitled podcast officially endorses Joe Biden as your president.
Maybe two of the people.
You got my vote Joe.
You sealed my vote with that.
Just when I completely gave up on you brother.
You reel me back in.
I'm just kidding.
You should explain the piece of hard work.
What?
It's really like makes running like a game.
What?
It's dueling out.
Yeah.
We should explain it to you because it's a fucking really fucked up thing.
Dude it's so fucked up.
Dude like the first, the first time I saw Joe Biden, I was like, oh my god.
I'm like, oh my god.
The first week you do it you're fucking addicted to it.
I knew you were going to get into it as soon as you played it.
Like the first week you're fucking addicted.
First week.
It's like crack.
You're like, oh fuck.
I gotta keep doing this shit.
CC told me she talked to you about it at work too.
She's like, oh I saw Alex got you into this.
Like, oh yeah.
Because I was into it at that point too.
She was like, Alex, you've been on Duolingo for two hours.
And be like, have I?
Oh shit, you're right.
Dude.
fucking doing Spanish now.
And like, she just fucking like just sits there
for like fucking two hours.
I just like it cause a week will go by
and then I'll start like, I'll just say something
in Spanish to Cece and it'll catch her off guard.
And she'll be like, oh!
Like damn, you know how to say that?
Like shit, you actually are learning new shit.
Yeah.
I'll be like, I'll try to like plan a date with her
and I'll do it just in Spanish.
And I'll fuck up a little bit.
I have very, very basic Spanish knowledge.
But, Cece you should do Duolingo.
You should learn like a...
Oh, I'd love to.
We need to get 90% or higher in 20 lessons.
We both have three.
How much time we got?
We got two days.
Oh, we got that.
We got, we just need to get off our asses
cause I've been doing the one lesson a day too.
I'm gonna send you, I'll send you a gift of XP.
I'm at 49.
I'll send you one when I get back on.
I'll send you, I'm at a 49 day stream.
But the thing is, you gotta use that at the correct time.
You can't just, like I hate opening it up
and it's just like, and you're like,
oh, let me check the thing.
And you get the double XP for 15 minutes
and be like, fuck.
But like, especially if you're like
in the middle of something too.
Oh shit, he's demanding a ban on assault weapons.
Oh, here we go.
Casey flinches.
Second amendment, or vilifies responsible gun owners.
Wow, he's pissing people off in the crowd.
Oh shit, yeah, yeah.
This is abroad, including the Middle East.
The fuck did you just say?
I know the last five months have been gut wrenching.
That was incoherent.
Wow, the crowd was actually just mad at him there,
it sounded like.
That wasn't, for what?
For what?
No, run it back, run it back real quick for me.
Yeah, turn me up in my left ear.
I take offense to that.
I'm proud we beat the NRA when I signed
most significant gun safety law in nearly 30 years
because of this Congress.
We now must beat the NRA again.
I'm demanding a ban on assault weapons
and high capacity magazines.
Plus universal background checks.
None of this, none of this.
I taught the second amendment for 12 years.
None of this violates the second amendment.
Yes it does.
For vilified responsible gun owners.
Yeah it does.
That's what everybody was saying.
Yeah.
They're like, none of this violates the second amendment.
Honestly, I think the second amendment
was kind of stupid, so.
Casey, you're fucking retarded.
You're out of your fucking mind.
You're out of your mind, Casey.
What happens when the government comes for you, brother?
You're not gonna have any firearms
and avenge yourself, I will.
Yeah, Democrat or Republican,
you need the fucking second amendment.
This country is built on it.
The only reason the government's afraid of us
is because we have fucking guns, Casey.
And you're like, we should get rid of guns
because I'm a little fucking fancy ass
who church soft the fucking pictures
of fucking Kamala Harris' fucking man fucking tits.
Let's get something straight.
The government is not afraid of us.
Yes they are.
The government has powers beyond what you can comprehend.
Casey, who the fuck do you think the military is made up of?
The military is made up of people that blindly follow
these leaders. It is made up of the American people.
If the government were to turn against the people,
the military would defend the people,
not the fucking government.
The government's a bunch of fucking asses.
Why do you suck the government's dick, Casey?
No, there's a line.
There's a line.
And when that is crossed,
you love sucking the government's dick.
How do you like, how does Joe Biden's dick taste, man?
How does it taste?
How does these fucking- I'm just stating how it is.
I'm not endorsing Tyler's comments, but pop off.
This fucking guy over here thinks that-
Bro, think about World War II Germany.
Think about World War II Germany.
Guess what the Nazis did first, Casey!
Guess what the fucking Nazis did first!
They got rid of the guns!
It starts with the guns,
then it goes to your fucking other rights.
Then they start rounding up the Jews!
The military followed the government and Hitler.
Because he brainwashed them.
But the military is always going to follow who's in charge.
No, they're not.
And even though the majority of people didn't like Nazis.
Tyler, would you say the majority of Germans were Nazis?
The majority of Germans supported the Nazis
because he was saying the right things.
Exactly, and the government or the military
is going to follow them and fight for him.
Casey, there's not many people.
If fucking Biden were to say some out of pocket shit
like he typically does, like right there,
people call him out on it right then.
All right, the fucking military right now
is not fucking all like,
mostly made up of Republicans to be honest.
They're not all fucking super fucking happy
that they got Biden in their fucking office.
Casey's wrong!
Yes, but if he fucking were to do some outlandish shit
that the people as a whole did not support.
You've got to declare war against Russia.
You've got to start shooting guns with me, Casey.
You'll fucking love it.
Yeah, dude, it's, our country,
at the point of it is,
is that you have the second amendment, okay?
Our country was built with that
because we fucking fought back against the British.
The guns were what made that happen.
It shall not be infringed.
But yes, and the other thing is,
is that if you fucking try to get these fucking assault,
if you try to get these assault weapons
out of people's hands.
The British are pussies.
The British were the most powerful military
of all time in that one.
Not the British.
Casey, I don't know about you,
but I don't think I've ever met many cops
that aren't in support of the second amendment.
So if you try trying to say like,
oh yeah, let's like every fucking,
every fucking cop I've ever met,
it's like probably has a second amendment
fucking bumper sticker on their F-150
because that's every cop I've ever met.
Shout out pasta.
Do you really think that there,
if nationwide we demand assault weapons
and we go to people's houses to take them back,
do you truly believe that the police force
would carry that out?
Shout out pasta.
The police force.
I think they would, yeah. I'm serious.
Do you actually think that they would do that?
Because none of the cops support it,
including the police chiefs.
For the most part, that is a very Republican place.
Obviously, yes, you have your,
you do have your fucking hiccups here and there,
especially in metro areas.
A lot of inner cities like NYPD and stuff.
That's why I say your metro areas.
Yeah, your metro areas, sure.
But for the most part, with all the landmass
where most of these fucking guns are,
because not many people have fucking guns in cities.
Like sure, there's a handful
and that's where all the fucking problems happen.
But I think cops respect the rule of law.
No, they don't.
And they do respect the cops.
No, they respect the Constitution.
They do not respect, I mean, they do respect the laws,
but they respect the Constitution above the laws.
If they feel that the Constitution is being infringed upon,
I think you're gonna see a lot of pushback on that.
These police departments don't wanna take away
people's guns.
Also, you know how many cops would die
taking away people's guns?
A lot of fucking cops, the ones who did do this shit.
Dude, they're, how many fucking angry old white dudes
do you know?
I swear to God.
They have a bunch of guns that if,
this is an actual fucking thing.
Fucking blow away the cops.
If the Second Amendment became taken out
and they came to my house to take my firearms,
I would not let them take my firearms without killing me.
The only other option that the government would have
would be to declare martial law
and you wanna know what that's gonna do?
It's gonna make the problem 10 times worse.
No, I think you just make the Second Amendment,
like edit the Second Amendment and then gun point.
You can't edit the Second Amendment.
Yeah, you don't.
It's the bill, you can't edit anything in the first 10.
But you can grandfather people in.
Because it's the fucking Bill of Rights.
So like you can take, you can say we're taking away guns,
but like you can grandfather people in
so they can still keep their guns.
That doesn't matter.
Then our fucking children's generation is fucked.
I'm not fucking doing that.
I'm not letting my kids not have the right to fucking
defend themselves against the government.
I don't fucking trust any of these people.
I don't trust Trump, I don't trust fucking Biden.
Ali Mac, do you own firearms?
Not yet, I will.
So as an actual firearms owner, don't fucking touch my guns.
That's my property, I bought them,
and it's my right, it's my God given right
as an American to own firearms.
My brother and my ex-roommate are both gun owners
and let me tell ya, living with a fucking gun owner.
Tyler, you can be grandfathered in and when you die,
that can change the culture.
I want my children to be able to have guns too.
And I want their children to be able to have guns.
Do you want your great great great grandchildren
to be able to have guns?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I don't see.
It's a God given right as an American.
Blasters perhaps?
To fucking piss plasma defenders.
Fucking Tesla cannon.
Tesla cannon.
Geez, fucking Kamala's getting a workout.
She's fucking.
I think that the.
She just went up again.
I think that as an American, you should be able
to own a fucking working tank if you want to.
I don't know about that.
I feel like.
I think you should be able to own nukes if you want to.
I do too.
What are you fucking doing?
I think that you should be able to own nuclear bombs.
Legalized nuclear bombs.
Swag Messiah.
I think that nukes are the worst thing
that ever happened to this planet,
but it's a can of worms that's opened
and can never be unshut.
It's a very similar to the Oppenheimer movie.
That's just kind of what it is.
As soon as we started poking our noses
in that fucking atomic bombs.
Fucking Kamala's like, is this fucking over yet?
Let's be real though.
Fucking Florence, whatever her name is,
pretty good looking.
Florence who?
The fucking chicken Oppenheimer that he was fucking.
Yeah, she's not bad.
She's not bad looking.
Wait, the short haired one?
The one who offed herself?
Yeah.
She is pretty good looking.
Honestly, Emily Bond,
don't have any complaints about her either.
Legalized nuclear bombs.
Okay.
Legalized nuclear bombs.
I was gonna say.
Chuck in with Grandpa Joe.
Oh.
Getting in the ground, I see.
I'm gonna take a piss.
I can't do all this.
This song is sponsored by the shadow government.
Ewe, ewe, ewe.
Legalized nuclear bombs.
Swag Messiah.
Legalized nuclear bombs.
Tyler, did you know you actually voted
the most polarizing figure on Title Podcast?
By who?
By the people.
What people?
The people that run this country.
I'm the most polarizing character?
Fuck it.
If you don't stand for something,
you stand for nothing.
If you stand for nothing,
what will you fall for?
Let's check in with Grandpa Joe.
We keep checking in with Grandpa Joe.
I don't fucking care what this fucking degenerate
has to say.
This fucking pedophile, hair sniffing,
fucking piece of shit.
Whoa, that's a big leap.
That's a big leap.
Fucking motherfucker.
This guy's definitely fucked children.
I don't care what anybody says.
I have no evidence of that.
He sniffs children,
and he has children rub his hairy legs.
He sniffs children?
He sniffs children.
I think I've seen videos of that.
Yeah, it's real fucking weird, bro.
You know, I've seen one like touching people.
Yeah, it's not okay.
He always like to touch people.
You can't do that.
Maybe it's like Joe from Impractical Jokers
when he just puts his nose on people.
I don't fucking like Impractical Jokers.
Okay.
Now president to the first women vice president.
I think that Impractical Jokers is a fucking joke.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Kamala.
In my career, I've been told I was too young.
By the way, they're gonna let me on ascended elevators
for votes sometimes.
Not a joke.
I've been told I'm too old.
Whether young or old, I've always been known.
I've always known what endures.
I've known our North Star.
The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
It deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.
We've never fully lived up to that idea,
but we've never walked away from it either.
And I won't walk away from it now.
Oh my God.
I'm optimistic.
I really am.
I'm optimistic, Nancy.
Do you guys ever play hell with at least?
My fellow Americans.
No.
It's pretty good to rebel against the military.
An issue facing our nation.
Huh?
Yeah, it's really fucking good.
I actually like it a lot.
It's how old are our ideas.
USA.
Hey, anger, revenge, retribution are the oldest of ideas.
You wanna?
You wanna take a break and have a cigarette?
With ancient ideas.
Yeah.
Let's have a cigarette.
You lead America, the land of possibilities.
I'm back and we're going on break.
And what can and should be done.
I think Joe's actually wrapping it up here.
Tonight you've heard my.
We'll let angry Joe wrap up.
I see a future where.
Fucking angry Joe.
It seems like he's like coming to an end.
You don't diminish it.
I see a future where we restore the right to choose
and protect our freedoms, not take them away.
I see a future.
For the middle class as finally as a fair job.
Wrap it up, Joe.
And the wealthy have to pay their fair share in taxes.
No, we already pay our fair share in taxes.
I see a future where we save the planet
from the climate crisis.
Are you the wealthy?
As best as you can.
I wish.
Above all.
Listen, if I get that other job, I'm talking about.
I see a future for all Americans.
I see a country for all Americans.
And I will always be president for all Americans.
Always be president.
I will always be president.
I don't like the way he said that.
I don't like that.
Donald Trump said he was going to be a fucking dictator.
So.
That was a joke.
It was clearly a joke.
It was a joke.
He said, I will become a dictator.
What was the rest of that sentence, Casey?
For one day.
We talked about it.
Yeah, I know.
Beyond our capacity.
When we act together.
Fuck that.
God bless you all.
And God bless.
And protect our troops.
The United States of America.
Great speech, Joseph.
Great speech.
Just fucking spark it up down here.
See you.
Thank you.
President Biden wrapping up his speech.
Thank fucking.
Oh God, I don't know if I should.
It was punchy.
It was tight.
And the president.
That was something else.
Thank you.
I'll take a couple.
Thank you for following along for the State of the Union.
We'll be back on the Untitled podcast.
For what can cope in the second term.
Go by.
Yeah.
Oh.
Brrr.
Gucci gang.
Oh.
That's it right now, team there.
Lil Pump.
Yeah.
Gucci gang.
Oh.
Big, big head on Gucci gang.
Gucci gang.
Welcome back to Untitled podcast.
My billa do coke.
OK.
Oh.
65.
I can't buy me no way to rain.
Oh.
Rather go and buy bomb man.
Brrr.
Gucci gang.
Yo, this is the most retarded song.
I fucking hate Lil Pump.
My billa do coke.
Yo, who is he?
Before the break in.
Before that break ended.
Yeah.
You know who annoys me?
They fucking suck my cock.
You know who annoys me?
Post Malone.
Why?
Post is good.
I would say.
You're just like every fucking.
Why do you think Post is so good, bro?
I think Post had two really good albums and I think he's kind of fell off since then.
I like how he was.
I think he's a good dude.
I think he's over dramatic.
I like how he was bleeding.
And he fucking overdoes it and people like him for that.
Kind of like Taylor Swift.
I said it.
Brother, what the fuck are you even talking about?
I don't think you can compare those two.
I don't know.
Post is different though.
Post is realer than fucking Taylor Swift.
He's from like Syracuse or something.
He is from Syracuse.
He's just a fucking real guy.
Like he's just you can tell he's genuine.
Nah, I heard he smells bad.
He probably fucking does.
He probably doesn't shower.
The dude has like legitimate mental health issues, which have just gone unaddressed for
a long fucking time.
He got real skinny too.
He did.
He lost a lot of weight really quick.
Like really quick.
He went from chubby two weeks later.
He was an alcoholic and he fucking quit drinking.
Did he?
Oh, well, yeah.
Fuck.
Is that what's going to happen to me?
Well, not tonight.
How do you feel that you're about to go up against Tyler who's sober in jeopardy?
Not good.
Because I'm like definitely crossed right now.
Completely.
Remember.
Yeah, no, I did.
Tyler, congratulations on your win tonight.
I'm glad I could come back to get pummeled.
Thanks, Dan.
Let me see those fucking things.
What's it?
30?
What's it?
13 wins for me right now?
Yeah.
The Uno.
The Uno, baby.
And what's Dan at?
8?
6?
5?
5.
So I'm at 13.
The closest person to me is 5.
Let's get it, Ali Max.
Let's get 14.
I don't know how strong those smelling salts were.
Remember when you threw up because of that?
I know the first time you hit that, we had a bucket out for you.
You good, bro?
Yeah.
Just a little strong, that's all.
Alright.
It's been a couple weeks.
Alright, Ali Max, welcome to your own personal hell.
I'm gonna move this back so I can see what's in the house.
Don't worry, it'll be fucking gone soon with the way this game is gonna go.
This game is why I'm gonna drink.
This game is why I'm drinking.
No, but it's actually pretty fun for me.
You gotta show me the fucking Minecraft world.
God, I would give anything to be the host of the game right now.
You gotta show me the Minecraft world.
I would give anything to be the host of this show right now.
I love Minecraft world.
I like the fucking funny words behind the scenes.
I know.
I like the funny words behind the scenes.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
Hey!
I'm your host, Alex Trebek.
You got your 13 time champion, Tyler.
Ken Jennings, motherfucker, I'm coming for your ass.
Ken Jennings.
And your number two time champion.
Oh shit, you're right.
I was in the dose though.
I forgot about the second time.
The dose.
I gave everybody credit for a win on that last one that you were in.
That was a good one.
Alright.
Tyler versus Ali.
Just put me out of my fucking misery.
Tyler, you're not allowed to try too hard.
Just fucking do what you're gonna do.
Here, can I get a rogue at least for the fucking pummeling you're about to put on my ass?
Dude, I don't even...
Fuck this game, dude.
Thank you.
Did you see any fucking rogues left in fucking cubbies?
Because I need to stop and get some more.
I wasn't looking, to be honest.
The categories today, you got age of death.
That's why I give you a couple people and you have to tell me what age they were when they died.
Yeah, I'm not gonna know anything about that.
Psychology.
Guinness World Records.
The year 2000.
The internal combustion engine.
Dan, picked the wrong day not to be here.
The fuck?
Titular ghosts.
Titular ghosts?
What the fuck does that mean?
Well, titular means it's in the title.
So it would be titular.
No, titular.
That's already what titular means.
You don't need to add titular onto that.
We'll just do titular ghosts.
That's already what...
Titular.
No, the word is titular.
I know, it's a stupid fucking pun.
Ghosts for 200.
Starring the 1990 movie Ghosts with Demi Moore.
What is Patrick Swayze?
Patrick Swayze.
Yeah.
Here we fucking go.
Get used to that sound, everybody.
You're lucky if I buzz in this game, ghosts.
For 400.
The band Ghosts was known by this former name.
Oh, I don't fucking know.
I just like Ghosts enough.
Nope.
You're like, I fucking hate Ghosts enough.
I would be Ghost BC.
Ghost BC?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
For 600.
2021 single Ghosts was released by this artist.
A lot of songs called Ghosts.
But only one from 2021.
Nope.
You already buzzed in.
Nah, I take it back.
You can't take it back.
I take it back.
If he's not going to answer, it's fine.
I take it back.
Was it Lil Nas X?
Oh, that was Justin Bieber.
Thank fucking God.
Thank fucking God I did not say anything.
Tyler's fake.
Ghosts.
For 800.
This paranormal investigation TV series was narrated by Mike Rowe.
What's most haunted?
Oh, no.
I got nothing.
Keep it moving.
Oh, what is Ghost Hunters?
Yeah.
That's twice back.
It was Ghost Hunters?
Yeah, it was half.
I had to think about it for a second.
That's Tyler's back.
I've never heard that name before in my life.
What, Ghost Hunters?
Taz?
Oh, no.
The fucking.
Mike Rowe?
No, Dirty Jobs.
Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Nope.
Ghosts.
For a thousand.
Daily double.
You can wager up to a thousand.
You got 200.
I'll bet it all, bro.
I haven't even buzzed in yet.
A thousand.
A thousand?
Yeah, fuck it.
This 1984 film features Columbia University parapsychology professors hunting the paranormal.
Columbia University?
Yeah, Columbia University parapsychology professors.
I think I know this one.
Is it Ghost?
No, Ghost is in the title, but Ghost was already questioned.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
I know it.
I just can't say it's a daily double.
It pisses me off because I actually know this one.
What did you wager?
A thousand?
Tyler, you're going to be pissed off at yourself when you don't get this.
Oh, what is Ghostbusters?
There you go.
Ghostbusters.
Fuck.
There you go.
What did you wager?
A thousand?
I was going to say, dude, you know this.
Come on.
All right, Tyler, you got age of death, psychology, Guinness World Records, the year 2000, an
internal combustion engine.
Let's do 2000.
2000.
This computer bug was related to the formatting and storing of calendar data after January
1st.
What is Y2K?
Y2K.
That's correct.
Your 2000.
400.
I don't think I have the reaction time for this.
I'm not going to lie to you guys.
You know how you said you couldn't play poker?
I cannot play Japanese.
I think I might be too far gone right now.
I'm trying though.
Outback, here we go.
The 2000 presidential election came down to this state to decide the race.
What is Florida?
Florida.
Why are you looking at me like I knew that?
Why would I know that?
You know that's something that only he would know.
Why the fuck would I know that?
Because Jeb Bush was like the governor or something of.
I was too.
At that point.
I was too at that point.
So were you.
I don't know why you know it.
I don't give a fuck what happened then.
For 600.
This video game console was released in 2000 to compete with Sega's Dreamcast.
What is the PS2?
Yes.
Really?
It was PS2?
Fuck yes.
600 for that other guy.
I knew that one.
The start of Ali Max come back.
Yeah.
Fucking right.
Ali Max.
I would have gone with 2000 I guess.
For E100.
I thought I came out on one.
This Latin rock band had two of the top three best selling singles of 2000.
What?
I have no fucking idea.
Who the fuck would know that?
This is one I really want to venture a guess on, but I'm not willing to risk the very little money I have.
So I'm not going to.
He's Santana.
Thank fucking God I did not go for it.
Ali Max.
Keep it going.
2000.
1000.
The 20th century ended on this date.
What is December 31st 1999?
Incorrect.
What is January 1st 2000?
Incorrect.
I don't know.
That would have been my guess.
I'm glad you was though buddy.
Anyone else?
No.
God no.
That would be December 31st 2000.
The century ends on the first year.
It ends in like 2000.
Oh right because the first year had to be one.
Holy shit.
I am so glad I didn't putz in.
That's rough.
Wait what does that put the score at?
That was a $1000 question.
I gotta go pee real quick.
Holy shit.
Where is the fucking.
What's that?
Well let's I'll tell you Ali Max you got 600 points.
Yeah.
Tyler's got negative 200.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck.
200.
Okay that's not bad.
Oh my God I'm going to choke this so fucking bad.
Do the listeners bask in this moment.
We have made sure that Tyler cannot cheat on his bathroom break.
Because he doesn't know the questions.
He's fucking better not.
He's like having a scream fit in the bathroom probably.
Motherfucker.
I'm going to fucking lose to Ali Max.
I figured that question was a trick question just by its simplicity.
I heard it and it was like December 31st 1999.
I fucking had it in my head.
I'm like why would that be a $1000 question.
The answer is that obvious like there had to be something fucked with it.
They said inside full actually.
Oh well guess what Casey.
I haven't watched that either.
So you might as well make that a category.
I did make it a category.
You weren't here.
Actually I'm pretty I remember I was there for one.
I mean there's been a bunch where I have not benefited from oil.
The last airbender for me and Dan got fucking for five questions.
Break you out of category.
You weren't here.
Great.
Oh my God.
I would have fucked that up.
Yeah.
I should make 21 pilots a category 21 pilots lyrics I was thinking about.
You know I made the internal combustion engine category because I thought Dan was going to be here.
But do you think me and Tyler have the capability to get a single question in that category.
Correct.
I don't know.
Do you know a lot about the combustion engine.
I mean I shop class in sixth grade.
I might do it.
I know if I was going to get me though.
I like your pick.
Yeah.
Age of death psychology world records and internal combustion.
Let's go for internal combustion.
Let's knock this one out.
I don't know.
For 200 this device detonates the air gas mixture in the internal combustion engine.
What is a piston.
Incorrect.
There it is.
What's a spark spark plugs.
Correct.
Fuck.
It was what ignites it.
I heard it after the fact.
That's the death age of death.
Tell me how old these people were when they died.
Kurt Cobain Jim what is 27.
That was the easy one.
Yeah.
Let's take it on over back to the 400 number of piston strokes in a combustion cycle.
I think it depends on the engine doesn't it.
Yeah.
Wait repeat the question number of piston strokes in a combustion cycle.
Well I mean you have your two strokes and your four strokes.
Yeah.
It can be.
I think that's a flawed question.
Yeah.
Nobody's getting any points for that.
Yeah that's a flawed question.
There's literally engines that are specifically named off of how many strokes they have.
Yeah.
And there's plenty of them.
Ali Max pick.
Let's keep it going with the internal combustion engine.
For 600.
You got.
I'm going to wager zero Alex.
Can't wager zero.
I'm going to wager one dollar Alex.
You got 600 points.
I'm going to wager one dollar Alex.
Casey it's an internal combustion engine.
Do you really think I am going to get this question correct.
All right.
In this kind of engine ignition of the fuel is caused by the elevated temperature of the
air in the cylinder due to mechanical compression.
That's easy.
Come on.
I knew this one.
Can you repeat the question.
Do I have an office deal one dollar.
Oh this kind of engine ignition.
I got Ghostbusters if we could do that in this kind of engine ignition of the fuel is caused
by the elevated temperature of the air in the cylinder due to mechanical compression.
What is the combustion engine.
No.
Oh OK.
Oh well that's why we wagered one dollar Alex.
If that comes back to haunt me I will kill myself.
I know and I will kill myself.
Alley Max.
OK.
No that's that's that we can't do that.
I should put donate money to the slurger.
You can't make jokes like that.
No.
Yeah.
I'm going to.
Yeah you can.
No you can't.
Alley Max.
Big internal combustion.
One of the categories age of death psychology Guinness World Records.
Let's do psychology for 400.
Whoa.
Skipping around.
All right.
This condition was declassified as a mental disorder in 1973.
Yeah.
I'm like 95 percent sure I know it but it's not worth buzzing in because I think I know
it too but I can't.
Can't do it.
Anyone.
It's not worth buzzing in.
I was going to say schizophrenia.
That would be homosexuality.
I thought it was homosexuality.
Alley Max.
Big.
You know I was having better luck with the internal combustion engine.
For 800 in an internal combustion engine heat and chemical energy is converted into this
type of energy.
Oh yeah.
I thought that was it but it wasn't worth buzzing in for me.
I was.
Yeah.
Death.
Age of death 400 Paul Walker John Lennon and Edgar Allen Poe.
I got it.
I got a guess but I don't want to do it.
800.
Anyone.
No.
It's a 41.
30.
40.
Oh God.
I'll give you what my guess is afterwards but I'm not going to fucking.
Tyler's back.
For 600.
Bob Barker Betty White and Prince Philip.
Oh this is easy.
I'll drink to that one.
How is it easy if you don't know.
They just died like two years ago.
I think I give a fuck.
You think I'm paying attention to their age.
I don't give a fuck about them to begin with.
Bob Barker Betty White and Prince Philip.
It's somewhere in the 80s.
I would imagine.
I think it's.
Oh well.
Ninety nine.
I was going to.
It was either 99 or 100.
I was unsure.
Oh.
Yeah.
Tyler's back.
800.
Carrie Fisher Teddy Roosevelt and Leon Trotsky.
You guys suck at this one.
No.
60.
Wow.
Tyler.
You feeling good about that.
I don't know about you but I'm not feeling good.
I'm going to get this.
This is a Pinterest duel.
Tyler's back.
For 1000.
Bob Marley Marilyn Monroe Princess Diana.
I don't know.
I sat back before the question.
That'd be 36.
Also I was going to guess 27 again.
That's how many ounces are in a brick.
Tyler you got psychology Guinness World Records and internal combustion engine.
Come on bro.
You got 800 on the internal combustion engine last time.
Send it back.
So I'm going to send it to you.
I'm going to send it to you.
This is a
This is defined as an exhaust emission control device which converts toxic gases.
What is a catalytic converter?
Internal combustion engine.
I can lose this game.
Happy after that.
I'm happy about that right there.
You got psychology and Guinness World Records.
Holy shit.
Fuck.
Let's do psychology or 200.
This term for empathy towards once abuser was named after a European capital.
With Stockholm syndrome.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck is on the tip of my tongue.
I actually fucking almost buzzed in for that one for 600.
Freud coined this term for a son's sexual attitude towards the mother and hostility
to the father. Yeah.
Oedipus complex.
Yeah, I didn't know that one for 800.
This psychiatric condition is caused by overactive dopamine receptors in the brain.
I really, really want to answer this one.
I don't. It's one or the other.
I'm trying to pick.
I really, really want to answer this one, but I don't want to risk the points.
I don't either. I think I know what to do.
Anyone? No.
Schizophrenia.
Yeah. Fuck.
You both didn't go for it.
Tyler's back.
This is the second for a thousand Pavlov's dogs did this every time they heard a bell
demonstrating classical conditioning.
I know the fucking I don't know what they did.
Not worth it was a thousand points.
Yeah, it's not worth it.
It's not worth it. I know the experience.
I don't know what the fuck they did.
Salivated. Oh, I thought it was sick.
Thank fucking God.
No, because they always ate when the bell rang.
And then when they when he started just ringing the bell, they began to sound.
That's why I thought they would sit to be obedient to get the food.
Tyler, you got Guinness World Records for 200.
Fuck it. Whatever.
The world record for the 100 meter dash is nine point five eight seconds set by this athlete.
I thought it was talking about a swim for a minute.
I was like, Michael, I was like, no, for 400.
What do I got?
Got 1800.
Ali Max got 1599.
Wow. Wow.
However many it would put me in a tie with him, but above one more.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I have 18201.
So 202.
No, just put me at 200.
200.
What?
The world. I have no idea.
400.
Oh, no, you bet. 200.
Yeah.
World record holder for the most home runs in MLB history.
Babe Ruth.
No, no.
Can I steal it? I can't.
Can I? That's very bad, bro.
That is very bad.
That's very bad.
I don't know baseball.
God fucking damn it, bro.
Shit.
Tyler for 600.
Yeah, do it.
Not counting the rocket powered X-15 aircraft, this plane had the record for the highest
speed of a crude aircraft at Mach 3.
Is there a Dan question?
This is a Dan question.
No.
Anyone?
No.
The SR-71 Blackbird.
Yeah, no one would know that besides Dan.
I know.
For 800.
I almost buzzed in for that, not knowing what it was.
I was like, the dark star.
The dark star.
The age of the oldest documented human to have lived.
Oh, oh shit.
I think I know this one, but it's one of those ones where it's like, no, it's one of the
two, I think.
And I'm not going to put it in.
No, I'm probably wrong.
Never mind.
Yeah, no.
It's going to guess either 113 or 118, but I'm not going to.
Time's up.
122.
Thank fucking God.
And finally for a thousand.
Three of the four highest grossing films of all time were made by this director.
What's his name?
I am so I want.
Wait, how much money do I have?
1599.
James Cameron.
Fuck.
That's what I was going to go for.
I was waiting to hear how much I had and I was going to buzz in.
I was like, it's Titanic and Avatar for sure.
James Cameron.
And then I fucking close, but no cigar.
I was got 2600, I believe Max got 1599.
Damn straight I do because I got fucked by that double jeopardy.
I lost a dollar on that.
Text me your wagers for the final jeopardy.
My phone is upstairs charging.
I got to tell you.
Category is pop culture.
Oh, fuck it.
Whatever.
I'll do that.
I think that's a good deal.
Do you think that's a good deal?
I take that deal.
How do I pipe it in for you?
Yeah.
I take that deal.
I'll take that deal.
What deal?
Fine deal.
I got your wagers.
Question is, this singer was the first winner of American Idol in 2002.
Can I have the gender?
No, that's really.
That's really.
You don't get to ask those questions on final jeopardy.
I asked Alex.
Can I have a hit Alex?
I'm just saying Casey.
That's really.
I'm just saying.
That's really fucking lame, bro.
All right.
You're going to have to let me think long and hard about this one.
Now, there's a couple of names that bounce to mind, but I don't think any of them are correct.
But if you could just tell me that gender that might.
I don't know.
Well, gender is a social construct.
Ali back.
Yeah, it is.
Who knows if they're the same gender.
And that's why it's so important that I don't know what the gender was.
Casey, that's why I think it's so important that you don't discriminate and you let me know what they identify as.
Like, it's pretty fucked up that you won't tell me.
Well, I don't even know what they identify as because I don't know what anybody.
I don't find that anymore.
I believe if you were to look them up on their Wikipedia page, it would probably let you know their pronouns.
I think it's that I just don't know how to spell the name.
I think that's how you spell the last one.
Maybe not.
If I get it and I spell it correctly, does that negate his answer?
No, it doesn't.
I think it should.
That seems fair to me.
This is definitely wrong.
This is definitely wrong, but I'm going to go for it.
What is it?
No, I already put my answer and you can say it out loud.
I'd rather have Casey do it all dramatic.
If it comes down to spelling, I'm happy to do word spelling.
No.
No!
That's not fucking fair!
No!
Tyler's all stressed.
No, that's not fair!
What's that for?
Tyler's fucking stressed out.
I'm like 95% sure I got this wrong.
I fucking think I messed up the last game spelling.
Guarantee I'm probably fucking wrong.
I'm like 95% sure I'm wrong.
I'm just glad the internal combustion engine got me for that thousand.
That was my internal win there.
I can go home happy with that one question.
Dude, I lost two grand on a fucking question set.
You fired away on the first one.
I was like, oh shit, that's what I was going to say.
Then you did the second one.
I was like, oh fuck, I'm in this now.
What?
All right, Ali Mac says, who is David Archuleta?
I think that was later.
It definitely was later.
He was probably like 2007.
Ali Mac, you bet it all.
It is what it is.
Tyler said, who is Kelly Clarkson spelled with a K?
I thought it was...
That's correct.
Yeah, that is it.
See, if you told me the gender, I would have got Kelly.
I definitely would have got Kelly.
He bet everything but $2.
Tyler wins with $51.98.
You bet everything but $2?
Yeah, because I didn't want to have like, you bet $1.
No, but if I were to have made it to that point, I would have beat you by one.
You were 98.
It was the end of his thing, right?
What?
I said bet everything but $2.
He said everything but $2.
Because last time, he bet everything but $1.
And Dan also bet everything but $1.
So they tied.
And then Tyler won sudden death.
Oh!
I thought you were trying to account for my 98.
No, no, no.
I was trying to account for the fact that you might bet $1.
That does also work.
If something happened, I could have potentially beaten you by $1.
If I wagered the correct amount in the hundreds.
Well, it didn't happen.
So.
And Tyler, for your estimation, Clarkson with a C.
I don't know.
I thought it was German.
Thank God that's over.
Oh, alright.
God, I was having a better time listening to fucking Jobo.
Fucking hell.
Dan was here.
He was smacked up.
This is painful.
I'm honestly pretty, for the condition I'm in right now.
I'm pretty okay with how I performed there.
You did a good job, Ovec.
You almost won, actually.
I know.
That's the wild thing.
That's the explosion of how he almost won the game.
It's true.
I've been in there for a lot of games.
And I always bet it all.
And I never get the last question.
I overthink it.
Like, would the air and judge one?
I just choke at that final question every time.
Usually I just don't know it.
I thought that he had it.
What was the date that I bought this poster in my basement?
I thought it was going to be a real peak question.
Like 21.
You guys, 21.
I am happy I got that Gus question.
They're like, who is Gustav Ablima?
I'm pretty sure Lil Peep's first name was Gus.
Who is Lil Peep?
I don't know.
I get my little wins.
There's some categories I sweep and there's some that I'm just like, I fucking have no idea.
You see, I got...
Well, no.
I would have got.
I'm interested to know, what was the answer that they were going to give you for the stroke question for internal combustion engine?
Was it two stroke?
Or was it four?
Four.
I mean...
You have a two stroke and a four stroke engine.
I guess that was kind of a flawed question.
I was going to guess what is two and four.
I guess I should have done that.
You would have been crossed to give me the points there.
I would have been crossed.
I still am.
All right.
Let's take another break.
Or let's just...
Or end it.
I don't want to end it.
I want to watch him play Minecraft.
I want to see his Friday world.
I haven't seen his Wednesday.
All right.
Well, thank you guys for watching, as always.
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Is that a threat?
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If you don't, your mom's a whore.
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Stop listening.
Send us your tits.
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We don't do this shit for nothing.
As long as you're above 18 years old.
We're not asking for fucking money.
We're asking for a fucking email.
All right.
So get that through your thick, dense fucking skull.
I just want to hear from you to make sure that you exist.
All right.
I'm not asking that much.
Just send a fucking email.
And as always...
And fuck Jeopardy.
Fuck Jeopardy.
And as always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other.
Fuck off.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
I see some little dead beasts back there.
No, no.
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
The aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base...
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Oh my god.
Anthropoclesautron.
They have dread.
They're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with them.
What a fucking mess.
Why do you have to do this?
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince
you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're going to see blood guts.
No circuitry.
But let me tell you, their technology is absolutely violent.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
This is incredible.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for long.
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He fucking put down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there. Everybody says, oh, that's so cool.
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a play for the people.
The actual government is trying, the actual true government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis,
who are actually the ones that are turning the fucking Holm.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking building leaders.
He's fucking smart.