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Yeah.
Alright.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast.
What episode is this?
Episode 64.
Ooh, good one.
I'm here with Casey, I'm here with Tyler.
As always.
Dan's coming.
Later.
Allymack, MIA, and more.
Also here with my water heater.
Yeah, it's our new guest.
They made this song out of AI.
So they made this song out of AI.
Of like Tucker Carlson and Trump's and Biden's voice and put it into a rap song.
Have you not heard the AI Trump songs yet?
Not really.
I didn't know they could do it this well.
Nah, they've been doing this for like the last year and a half.
So Trump's been going off the fucking rails this last few weeks.
I heard that he's been quoting Mein Kampf.
I don't know if that's an actual thing, but if it is, that's really fucking funny.
What do you say from Mein Kampf?
Trump Mein Kampf.
I guess you can look up Jamie.
Trump, I have not read Hitler's Mein Kampf.
He said on Tuesday he has never read Hitler's Manifest of Mein Kampf.
Well, apparently he has.
Look up quoting Mein Kampf.
Apparently, so he got sued for like $300 million this past week.
It's a drop in the bucket for him.
No, it's not.
He has to like liquidize his assets and shit.
It's a drop in the bucket for him.
No, it's not.
No, it's just saying that Trump said he's never read the book.
I don't know.
But yeah, he got sued for like $300 million.
He fucking he was saying some crazy shit about Russia.
Like, why does Trump like Russia so much?
I don't think he does.
I think it's the fucking left wing hippie media that's fucking overblowing things.
The left wing hippie media decides to do bullshit constantly.
Hmm.
Now, even like Fox News is like, I mean, it's just objective.
Like he's saying like he doesn't blame that Putin for killing Neville.
He like avoided the question.
What's his name?
Nevel key or whatever.
Like the fall key.
Yeah.
So that dude was like fucking he went against Putin and he was leading the revolution.
Yeah, he was.
And he died this week in a Russian prison.
Uh huh.
And Trump's like they asked him about it and Trump like just like deflected it.
Right.
He's had some like other shit.
Yeah.
I didn't look too far into it.
I just heard that he was quoting Mein Kampf and I thought that was funny.
There's actually a Super Bowl commercial.
Did you ask Super Bowl this year?
I'm guessing you didn't because you're fucking working.
So during the Super Bowl, they had a stop Jewish hate commercial.
But like the first thing they showed was hashtag Hitler was right.
I was just like, whoa.
No, they know the first thing they showed was a burning cross and a burning swastika.
Then they showed the hashtag Hitler was right.
And I'm like, what the fuck commercial is it?
Look up.
Look up a stop Jewish hate Super Bowl commercial and you'll be like, what the fuck, dude.
Silence.
But I'd write to them for my dear friend.
I think this is it, right?
I'll stand up to Jewish hate.
Yeah.
Let me see if that's the right one.
I don't know if that's the right one.
No, that's not it.
No, that's not it?
No.
Oh.
Wait a second.
Oh, they're showing a burning swastika.
Oh, I mean, it is history.
I mean, you do have to show it to kind of like learn from history.
Yeah.
But the Hitler was right.
Hashtag was not.
That's not the right one.
No, no.
Let me see if I can find it.
I'll send it to you.
But, dude, it's fucking wild.
Super Bowl commercial 2024.
I see.
Yeah, is this one.
It's the 2024.
Let me see.
Oh, fuck me.
It's the top one.
Oh, yeah.
Watch that.
Imagine what I'd write today for my dear friend Martin.
I'd remind people that all hate thrives on one thing.
Yeah.
I was like, what the fuck?
Hitler was right.
The people who will change the nation of those who.
Muslims.
Refuse.
The people who will raise their voices against injustice.
When we stand up to silence, we stand up to all hate.
So, yeah, stand up to Jewish hate guys.
Who's paying for these commercials?
The Jews.
Oh, like all of them collectively.
I think there's like a Jew organization that like does that or something.
Also, when I'm saying the Jews, I'm saying them as like a group.
I'm not saying the slur a Jew.
I'm saying it's the Jews that are paying for it, not the.
This could be taken out of context.
I don't know.
Super Bowl.
Super Bowl ads are expensive.
Yeah.
They're like a couple.
I think it.
Look up.
Look, Jamie.
Look up.
Hold on.
We got an echo.
Now we're back.
Yeah.
Look up.
Look up the average price of Super Bowl commercial or Super Bowl 2024 commercial price.
Because it's like astronomical seven million dollars for how many for 30 seconds.
Jesus Christ.
And that commercial was shown, I think, three times.
So that's how many million dollars?
Twenty one million.
Twenty one million dollars to show that commercial.
That's like.
Do you think that's really going to stop you from hating?
No.
I mean, there is no reason to spend twenty one million dollars on that when you could
have spent twenty one million dollars on something more, you know.
Well, everybody in everybody in the world can see it.
I don't know.
They might just see a commercial and be like, I don't hate the Jews anymore.
Now I have to stop.
I saw a commercial on the Super Bowl and I was like, God damn, I can't hate the Jews
anymore.
I don't know.
I think it has to do with all this, like the war in Israel, because I think people are
being more anti-Semitic now that Israel has like committed all these war crimes.
Committed all these war crimes.
All right.
What are you listening to?
Fucking Palestinian radio is your fucking source.
Oh, you don't agree with that?
No.
I think both sides have committed war crimes.
That's a better take.
Both sides have committed war crimes.
I've said that before, but it doesn't mean Israel hasn't committed its fair share of
war crimes.
And like that's spilling over to the Jewish population in America because people are like,
oh, we hate those Jews over there, so we must hate these Jews over here.
Which I think is a stupid fucking thing.
But like you see the pro-Palestine protests and they're literally attacking like Jewish
communities with that shit.
I have no dog in this fight.
I'm a Catholic.
It's the Muslims versus the Jews.
I'm not fighting either side.
I thought it was your holy land.
Fuck, dude.
We haven't cared about the holy land since the fucking 1400s.
I thought you wanted to be part of the crusades.
I do, but not for the holy land.
I want to be part of the crusades because I want to be like where Jesus was born.
So that's the fucking thing with that is like the Catholics of the olden times, there
were the crusades like thought that it was important to hold on to the holy land.
But then we also realized there's like a whole church like kind of stupid.
It's just the fucking it's a bunch of sand in the desert.
That's not really useful.
So we just moved our holy land or our most of our holy artifacts instead of being in
the fucking desert war zone.
We put it in a fucking vault underneath fucking Vatican City next to Italy.
So artifacts stupid to heart.
They just like old wooden items.
No, they were touched by Jesus and shit.
They have relics, the true cross, the nails and the crown of thorns, apparently.
What's the significance of Jerusalem Christianity?
That's just where it's where the Bible took place pretty much.
I mean, but for us, it's not as important because in the I think the Jews had the Torah,
but in their in their in their their holy book, like the holy land is important.
And in the end times, the Jews have their their holy land.
The holy book is just the Old Testament.
Yes. Yes, it is.
So it's the same exact thing.
So that's the thing that people get wrong is that the Old Testament is the is the is the
Jewish text.
But in the New Testament, we have a lot of things that the old law was was changed to the new law
with the New Testament.
There's a lot of things that counteract the Old Testament with the New Testament, because in the
Old Testament, you had to make sacrifices in order to pay tribute to God.
In the New Testament, Jesus was the sacrifice for all of humanity.
So you don't have to sacrifice for for God anymore.
The Jews still believe they had to sacrifice for God.
But instead of sacrificing animals now, they do.
What's the word for it?
They give like three percent or 30 percent of their income to the church every single year.
So the Bible just conflicts with itself.
No, the Bible doesn't conflict with itself.
The Bible, the Old Testament is the old rule.
The New Testament is the new rule.
But the rules conflict with themselves.
They don't conflict with themselves.
It's overriding the old rules.
Yeah, they changed they changed the rules.
Right.
Yes.
I don't know.
Something seems fishy about that.
Listen, I don't care what pagans think.
So I'm not a pagan.
You're worse.
You're an atheist.
How do people like how do a bunch of different religions take the same book and has such
vast different interpretations of it?
How does somebody how does several thousand different English teachers read the same
huckleberry fin and get 17 different fucking it or like 17 different things?
It's just how human nature is.
Some of them have blue hair.
Exactly.
But like like how do you how does how is the Lord of the Flies required reading in schools
and every single teacher has a different different interpretation of Lord of the Flies?
Do you have to read fucking huckleberry fin or so the ones that I had to read I had to
read I'm sorry that was it.
I had to read Lord of the Flies.
I had to read flight which was weird.
Did you ever read flight?
The one with the native guy?
No, I read the one where he like said the N word like every three seconds.
That's probably huckleberry fin.
Yeah.
I read Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet.
We read a lot of Shakespeare actually in my high school.
We Lord of the Flies 1984.
The fuck's the the the one about like the meatpacking industry?
I have some vague recollection of my English teacher reading huckleberry fin and just saying
the N word.
N bombing it?
Yeah, even though we were all white.
I don't know if that actually happened but I feel like I was like blocked out by memory
because it was so bad.
I remember we did like a roundtable like reading or popcorn reading or whatever the fuck you
want to call it and like in one of the books it said the the F slur for gay people and
it got to me and I had to read it and I'm like hey Mr. Mr. Dievendorf do you want me
to to read this?
He's like yes.
Dievendorf?
That was my teacher.
Dievendorf was your teacher too?
Principal's name.
Oh no we had our English teacher is Dievendorf and I'm just like do you want me to say?
He's like yep.
I'm like all right.
So you just like put a dollar in the slur jar that day?
I did a what?
You put a dollar in the slur jar that day.
I did it.
I put a dollar in the slur jar that day.
You're allowed to drop in the English class.
You're allowed to drop in the podcast I guess.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Yeah like we read some real weird books in school didn't we?
I read I liked The Catcher in the Rye.
Catcher in the Rye was it was all right.
I liked Catcher in the Rye.
I thought you would have hated that because he was all sad boy and he was like I hate
the fucking world.
It was all right.
But really really identified with me as a 16 year old.
I mean you got to think of the 16 year old that I was too.
I was fucking had pissed blonde hair.
I pierced my ears.
I had a lip ring.
I listened to My Chemical Romance every day.
I got to read that book again.
I forget what he fucking did that was so edgy.
I just remember he was a real edgy boy.
For Whom the Bell Tolls was a good book.
You ever read that?
No.
1984 was good because they fucking.
They had like the thought police that monitored your thoughts.
Yeah.
Like if you thought the wrong thing about the government you get arrested and like.
Oh Fahrenheit 451 was another good one.
You ever read that one?
The movie with the movies are weird.
Michael B Jordan.
Dude that was so fucking weird like that.
That movie was fucking wild.
But I really liked Fahrenheit 451 like it like I feel like it did it pretty well.
And I also like how Montag was like the book that got him to stop like burning the books was actually the Bible if you remember.
And then like the whole robot dog shit was fucking wild like the imagery of that like you know how they got chased down by the robot dogs in that book that like had like the fucking like paralyzing like needles that came out of its mouth.
Yeah.
Bagel.
Yeah.
I remember this his wife right.
She likes like just like watches like TV and she has like four screens that surround her and like the floor is a screen and the ceiling is green.
She just like sits in it like Liz in VR.
He's like what the fuck are you doing.
She's like I think that was that book.
Right.
I don't know if that was that book.
That sounds like a black mirror episode because Montag didn't have a wife.
I don't think.
I don't think it was in the movie.
I think it was in the book.
I don't think Montag had a wife though Montag had like the like weird like emo girl that like he found the sidewalk one day coming home from work.
There's some book maybe now who was some some other woman that did that.
It might have been some I can't I friends wife and my best friend.
I vaguely I vaguely remember that book.
I just remember like like things there.
I remember the emo girl that was like on like the sidewalk like walking around he's like what the fuck are you doing out at night.
She's like I'm walking bitch.
I remember Montag.
I remember the tattoos that he had because I was on my test the salamander and the Phoenix he had tattooed on him because the salamander is supposed to be a fireproof thing and the Phoenix obviously with the fire rebirth from from ashes type thing.
But yeah it's a it's an interesting book like I liked Fahrenheit 451 better than I liked 1984.
Animal Farm was a good one.
Animal Farm was one I was thinking of.
It was a good allegory for today's society.
The dogs the sheep and the pigs.
Yeah.
You know Pink Floyd actually made an album about Animal Farm called Animals.
You know Pink Floyd also made dark side of the moon fucking with.
Yeah with our Wizard of Oz.
Oh yeah yeah they fucking synced it up.
That's actually a myth.
Then how does it fucking like line up really well.
It's just like your brain just like sees quits as coincidences that aren't there.
So what do you think of the wall the movie.
Oh it's all right.
I've seen it.
It's like that's the one that like is real weird.
That's the one that you don't like eat meat because of.
Yeah I didn't like it.
So let's talk about the police acorn shooting.
Yeah dude that was fucking nuts.
You saw that video.
Yeah I got to play it for the viewers.
This was fucking nuts.
Shots fired.
Ah.
The fucking other cops like what happened.
Florida W mistakes falling acorn for a gunshot in Florida.
Shots fired.
Oh my God.
The craziest shit about this stuff shooting a fucking unarmed suspect in the police car.
The crazy and the craziest thing about this this this video is the guy in the car didn't get hit once.
So not only are you a bad cop you have really bad aim.
Dude I was saying like that's either got to be like someone that's like brand new and is just like scared out of their mind or someone who's like PTSD.
That's like a war vet.
Apparently he was a war vet.
Yeah.
But I heard that he never saw combat.
So he's just like really gun or something.
I think he's just fucking fucked up mentally.
I think he just had a mental breakdown.
Like he just like a corn does not like an acorn sounds like this.
It doesn't sound like a gunshot.
Have you shot a gun before Casey.
No you asked me this last time a gunshot doesn't sound like that.
I know I didn't even in the video you can't even hear anything.
A gunshot does not sound like that.
Like in the video you can't even hear a sound versus one where his body cam.
Where's his fucking body cam.
Oh there it is.
Like.
It's like a fucking pen drop or something.
And then right.
So his partner thinks that like he's getting lit up.
He's got hit but that's not that's not how she didn't hear a gunshot either.
So why did she start shooting because he started firing.
I think it's just like like a mass hysteria type thing.
You know.
Yeah.
That's why I think we need to have like people's stress reactions tested before they become cops.
You should also have the stress reactions fucking tested before you become fucking medics or even tees or firefighters too.
Oh yeah.
I feel like anything in that in that area should not be like a should not be in like that thing because it's like fucked up.
You know.
Well I think people should like have to undergo some kind of like like how would you test people.
How would you test their stress reactions because the way that we do it now is what we just like have them do like a fake fake scenario.
That doesn't really work right.
I mean they have like the VR like things.
Have you seen like the trainings that they do.
They have like a like a laser gun type thing and they have like a room that's like three three of the walls are like like.
But if you know it's not real and you know actually no harm is actually going to come to you.
It can still be scary.
It's like playing a video game.
You should shoot at the people inside the room when you're doing like the trading for it.
You just have a guy come in and start going.
It can still be scary but it's not going to prepare you for like actually facing like death.
You know.
Yeah I mean.
Dude the local hospital that we went to fucking a local ambulance got stolen.
What the fuck.
Yeah it's pretty funny.
Yeah with the patient and the EMT still in the back apparently.
Oh they get him.
Yeah they got him before he got out of city.
So.
They have to pit him.
Yeah.
Like he could have just kept going to like New York City or something.
He's trying to go to Vermont apparently.
Vermont.
Yeah.
Like why steal the ambulance.
Why not just steal like a fucking car.
Not get charged with a bunch of felonies.
I think it's like I think he's getting charged fucking like kidnapping and grand theft auto of a fucking public vehicle or some shit like it's like nuts.
See that poll there was a poll that said that Joe Biden 86 percent of Americans think that Joe Biden's too old for a second term.
Joe Biden's a fucking president.
Joe Biden's a real fucking loser dude.
He's a real dweeb.
He's got nothing going on upstairs.
He's really fucking like got down syndrome or some shit at this point.
He's a fucking mess.
If 86 percent of people think that who's voting for him.
Not me.
Why is it 50-50 then?
Because there's going to be people that vote Democrat no matter what.
Like it's the same people that are going to vote Republican every single fucking time.
But it's going to come down to Donald Trump versus fucking Biden again.
And there's going to be people who are the never Trumpers that are going to vote for Biden and still going to be fucking semi-closed race.
Well I'm a never Trumper because I would never vote for Trump.
But I'm not going to vote for Biden either because he's a terrible president.
So who are you going to vote for?
I guess I'm going to vote third party.
Are you going to vote for RFK?
If RFK I think he suspended his campaign.
No he's spending it for the Democrats.
He's doing independent running now.
RFK is a fucking retard.
He was talking about fucking you know the vaccine.
He was like anti-vaxxer and like.
Would you rather have RFK or Donald Trump or Biden?
Alright I'll take RFK.
No he definitely dropped out though.
No he dropped out of the Democratic thing.
Like he did a Super Bowl commercial for his independent run.
Oh he's independent?
Yeah.
Yeah I'm becoming more independent.
There you go.
See we're getting to you.
No it's not like I'm becoming more conservative.
I'm just being like too far right or too far left is just fucking nuts.
Fucking piece of shit.
Like it's just fucking crazy to me.
Oh yeah I mean I'm not super far right anymore.
Not as much as it used to be.
But you know.
You're pretty far right.
I'm not pretty far right.
You're pretty fucking far right.
I was way more far right when you first named me.
What are we going to say?
What the fuck were we talking about?
Fucking Biden?
Biden being autistic or Down syndrome or whatever.
Oh yeah.
Oh RFK.
No I'm not going to vote for him.
Then who are you going to vote for?
Alex Jones?
I'll vote for fucking the Green Party.
The Green Party is always the stupidest.
Oh yeah it's just got the alien going.
Yeah but like RFK is a better choice than Biden or fucking.
Because if you're not voting for one of those three you're literally throwing your vote away.
I don't know.
I saw John Stort came back this week.
He actually did a decent job.
Yeah he was like you know there was like Democrats or liberals that were hating on him because they were like he was going against Biden.
He wasn't going to.
The thing is that's how John Stort used to be the whole time.
You know John Stort was never really left or right.
He was always pretty center leaning.
I mean he was left.
He was left leaning center.
But like he always ripped on every side thing.
Like he wasn't like he wasn't like just like I'm going to blindly follow the liberal news cycle.
He was like I always liked John Stort and like that's coming from a conservative.
I always liked John Stort because he would give equal fights to each side type thing.
And like that's how late night should be.
It shouldn't be everybody's on the fucking left.
It should be most people are in the middle just punching at both sides because both sides are doing real stupid shit.
Because both sides are fucking retarded.
Oh shit.
Slur jar.
You got a dollar.
Now the R word is not a slur in 2024.
It is in 2025.
Because if so then you would owe a lot of money to it.
Or maybe that's why you put in five dollars.
I did put in five dollars.
Yeah but John Stort was like yeah if you want to beat like Trump you got to have like a candidate that's like better than him.
And not just some like dementia old man who goes like he was making fun of him because he's like chocolate chip cookies.
On the Super Bowl commercial.
Yeah.
Do you see that fucking Super Bowl commercial.
I think it must have been when I was like getting food or something because I watched the whole Super Bowl.
But I watched like I talked there in the commercials because I watched it for the football.
I didn't watch it for fucking the commercials.
Nobody really cares about football.
I do.
I've been watching a lot of hockey though.
Hockey's been my go to for a while now.
RIP Miracle on Ice.
Miracle on Ice.
By the way happy 44th anniversary to the Miracle on Ice.
The United States being the Russian hockey team 4-3 on Lake Placid in New York.
1980 Olympics.
Good job guys.
There's been a lot of backlash on Twitter about our last episode.
Did we?
No.
Facts.
We do not support Ben Shapiro.
Well maybe you do.
I don't care.
Ben Shapiro is fucking weird.
He's got, his sister's got some sick tits.
That's all I really know.
She does in fact.
Dude Ben Shapiro's sister's tits are fucking phenomenal.
They are.
Alright.
Can we get a Ben Shapiro's sister's tits are real fucking cool?
Send it in the emails.
We actually got an email.
I'll tell you about it when Dan comes here.
Was it not by Train Man or people that we know?
Uh.
Kind of.
Let's see when Dan gets here.
Great.
Alright.
Let's take a break.
Maybe we'll come back while Dan save us.
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Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
I'm gonna kill you.
Episode 64.
What's up Dan?
What's going on?
We're gonna use that uh.
This is Win Up 64 by The Beatles.
So uh.
We're gonna use that rant that I went on as the photo for this episode.
What?
We're gonna use that rant that I went on on the group chat as the title for this episode.
Like the Kodak Black thing.
Oh I actually got another uh.
Wait Kodak Black?
Or whatever the fuck.
Rapper.
Oh you mean the thing that you sent me in all caps?
Yeah.
I was going to but I also got this picture of Biden that's funny.
So I might use that.
Did you hear that special counsel thing?
No.
That said that he's like retarded or something?
Oh yeah.
He's like a senile man.
Oh the special report?
The medical report that he's like has fucking dementia?
Yeah he's kinda not capable of being the president.
And yet he's still fit to lead.
I was saying like I've become more centrist lately.
Um.
Yeah.
We also talked about the Stop Jewish Hate commercial on the Super Bowl.
Oh the one where the guy paints the garage.
No the one where it literally says Hitler was right hashtag.
Hitler was right and then like it like cut to like a burning cross and then they cut to a burning swastika.
And it's just like the Jews are having a rough time right now pretty much.
Oh I didn't see that.
That was insane.
I didn't watch the Super Bowl.
Yeah I watched it.
I mean I was more excited for the stadium series and hockey.
Dude that uh that Rangers Islanders game was fucking nuts.
Rangers were down uh one to four in the third period.
And came back and won a five to four in the overtime.
Oh wow.
And I was like holy shit it was fucking nuts.
Nice.
As a Rangers fan it was really cool because I don't like fucking the Islanders.
Dude you know hockey is like one of the only sports I really like to actually watch in real life.
You know it's like it's actually really exciting.
Oh it is.
So fast paced.
Um I tried to get to I tried to get tickets to go see that game in particular.
It was 12 grand.
Holy shit.
Yeah Dan I was saying how 86 percent of Americans think that Biden is too old to uh run be in
office right now.
Dude he's not gonna.
Or have another term in office.
It's over.
It's done.
And he's refusing to step down.
I know it's like grandpa.
Grandpa.
Grandpa Joe.
Stop.
Chocolate chip cookies.
Wait we gotta give him like a medal.
Like we gotta make it seem like somehow like it was his idea to leave.
Like put him in a position where the only decision would be for him to leave and he's
the one who makes that decision.
Hey man.
I'm just I don't want to leave.
They're like yeah you do.
We'll give you ice cream if you leave.
Ice cream?
How could you manipulate that so that he thinks that he's the one that came up with the idea
so therefore it's the best idea in the world.
You know.
That's actually a good idea.
There's gotta be a way.
There's no fucking way that Trump loses.
There's no way.
Yeah man.
This whole litigation in New York.
Dude.
It's like they had 30 years to prosecute him.
And they did it when he's running for president.
And they did it right when he's running for president.
It's like dude how does that look to the I don't know the entire fucking world.
It looks like you're just interfering with the election.
Because.
Yeah.
Because they the left knows they're going to lose Donald Trump.
They know that they're going to lose.
So they're grasping at literally anything.
Right.
They're like just something because they would rather have senile Biden win again than have
a Donald Trump win.
I'll tell you what if Biden drops out or like secedes this election and it becomes Kamala
versus Trump.
She would lose worse.
We're going to have a fucking screaming debate because I'm going to actually support.
You're going to support Kamala Harris.
Are you fucking kidding me.
I'm not going to lie.
Dude.
She would be better than Joe Biden right now.
She'd be better than Joe Biden but not better than Trump.
Bro I don't give a fuck.
Just get this fucking guy the fuck out.
I don't care.
It's nine months.
How much damage can she do?
A lot actually.
A lot of damage.
I mean what is she going to start a nuclear war like.
Yes.
Fucking why is Trump supporting fucking Putin.
Well you see that this week.
He's.
He's taken out of context again.
No he's defending Putin and fucking that dude who got killed who I can't pronounce his name.
Navalny.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That dude he was like killed in the Russian prison prison.
He was like Vladimir Putin's like arch rival in politics.
Oh right.
He tried to stand up to him.
He tried to poison him and he went to Germany and he went fucking back to Russia like a
retard.
Why the fuck would you go back.
Because he was trying to free Russia again.
Oh my god.
Basically everybody who's trying to go against Putin right now will get executed at this
point.
Putin's going literally insane because he's losing a war to a country that he should have
won the war fucking two years ago.
And he's just he's losing his fucking mind.
Dude you know what's scary though.
You saw that interview with him and Tucker Carlson.
Yeah.
Dude the guy is so smart.
He's so like so intelligent.
But he also said that you know Hitler was pretty cool in World War 2 during that interview.
I don't think he said that.
I listened to the whole thing.
It was like two hours.
I didn't I didn't hear that.
But Tucker Tucker as much as I like Tucker Carlson he's getting a little too friendly
with the Russians.
I agree.
That's exactly what I was just going to say.
Dude he was like praising their fucking train stations.
OK.
So that was a pretty nice train station.
But I got to admit I'd rather be free and have New York City subways than have a fucking
marble gold subway station and have people fucking are like did you pay your government
taxes this week.
Yeah.
If you didn't we're going to shoot you and then rape your wife.
But that happens here too.
That's literally that's literally the motto of New York State.
It's like New York New York State is so greedy that when you run a business in New York State
they want their taxes quarterly.
Oh my dad.
My dad right now is ripping out his hair because he's doing the taxes for the whole year because
they have to be done by fucking April whatever.
But he's like he's like dude I'm like he's ripping out his fucking hair.
He's like this is every year like around this time he's a fucking he's a miserable piece
of shit to be around because New York State's taxes.
Dude it's fucking insane.
It's like people need businesses to live.
It's not like something they're doing because oh I think I'll start a business so I can
give New York State money.
It's like no I'm going to start a business because I need to fucking eat food.
Can we also talk about how the government knows how much we owe in taxes and doesn't
just give us a bill.
Right.
Like just give us a bill.
Well also it's like why do they get to just take it out of your income.
If you can't pay it like they'll take it out.
They just take it out before you even.
They automatically take it out.
Most people I'd say what 90 percent of people do automatic deductions right.
Yeah.
So it's like dude that's the that's like the highest crime of like all of humanity is like
taking taking out taxes from your paycheck.
Yeah.
Instead of just saying oh yes because they know people won't have the money at the end
of the year.
I net pay like 18 every week or like 2000 every week and I end up getting like 16 13
somewhere around there.
Yeah.
And I'm like dude where did it go.
Like the feds are in the feds in the state are like we'll just take that.
And then I still have to pay them.
Right.
During tax it's like you already took this fucking much money from me.
How much more do you fucking want.
You're squeezing blood from a stone at this point.
Like you can't get anything out of me.
They're like yeah so fucking this tax period like this tax thing I had to pay like I think
eight hundred dollars to New York State.
And I'm like dude I might have to do this in fucking like the increments because fucking
I can't do that with like rent and fucking food and shit.
It's just like you got to like fucking space it out.
Right.
Which they let you do but still kind of shitty being like hey we know you know all the money
that we took from you.
We want more.
Yeah.
But also New York State New York State always I always own New York State like it always
is like normally the Fed the federal taxes are enough to pay for New York.
But they know that.
And that's why they set it up just so they're like oh these motherfuckers are getting some
money.
Better get our hands in the cookie jar.
They're just like fucking trolls.
I got money returned from both.
You got a return from both.
Yeah.
How did you set up your fucking paycheck then.
I don't know.
I think I didn't I didn't even set anything up.
He probably accidentally paid them eight grand.
And they gave me whatever the default is where I work.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Because when I went to work at this new place they're like all right.
Choose your deduction things.
And I'm like I don't fucking know.
I'm like there's so many boxes and shit to like check off.
I'm like what should I do.
There's like I don't know.
I'm like just just fucking do it.
I'm like just do something.
And like I've been getting fucked on taxes ever since.
I'm like I got to change that somehow.
But I don't know fucking how.
Who agreed to this.
Nothing.
I don't think anybody agreed to this.
Who's taxes.
Well in 17 17 76 17 76 17 76.
So fucking Americans agreed to it under the new constitution.
17 17.
That's the year.
It was a good year.
Or the glitch in the matrix.
I don't even know what the fuck was going on.
What the fuck was America doing in 17 17 17 6.
17 17 6.
So 17 17 6 would be 17 18 19 22 23.
So 17 23.
Right.
So 17 17 plus 6.
So what were you doing back then.
17 23.
America.
What were we doing then.
America wasn't around.
We were colonies colonies.
Yeah.
We were fucking mad at the British people about taxes.
Now we fucking tax the shit out of our people.
Dude we're way worse than what we ran from.
Yeah.
This is not the same thing.
It is worse.
Yeah.
This is like exactly we are at the point.
This is what we ran from.
It was the first bad about a fucking tax on tax on fucking 17 26.
Yeah.
You're that anti slavery sentiments and moral outrage started in America.
Where in America.
What year 17 26 17 26.
That was the first year that we were like hey slavery is kind of bad.
And then everybody else from the south is like no slavery is cool.
Well do you for that.
Everybody was just like yes slavery school.
Pretty much.
So there was mercenaries here fighting in the revolution in the revolution.
The Hessians.
The Hessian.
Yeah.
So they came here and they thought that we were fucking barbarians.
Yeah.
Because we.
Because we had slaves and they're like those people are fucking barbaric like and those
people went on to become the Nazis.
Yeah.
And they thought that the Americans were barbaric because they had slaves.
The Hessians also came over and because we learned how to fight from the Native Americans
we were the first modernized or quote unquote modernized country to use like you know cover
and shit.
And the British like what the fuck's going on here.
And we're like yeah we're doing cover based shooting and shit.
There's like that's because they like up until the American Revolution war was I stand here
and you stand here.
We're going to shoot each other.
Then we're going to go to the back of the line.
There's like honor.
Yeah.
And like Americans and then the Native Americans like what the fuck are you guys doing.
Like we're fighting a war.
And there's like don't do that.
And then there's like what do you mean don't do that.
Like check this out.
When these guys come walking through ambush them.
What's the ambush.
So how could you not know that though.
Yeah.
You know what I mean.
Like I think it's because it was culture like culturally that was the appropriate thing
to do.
We weren't going to win a war against the British by lining up against them because
they had more people.
Right.
But so we had to play dirty.
America always plays dirty.
Like Native American.
America has always been known for being fucking psychotic like in wars because I read a story
of a German soldier in World War 2 that fought against America because I read a thing on
I think it was on Reddit or something.
It was like countries that have fought against America veterans from that country.
What's it like fighting against America.
It's fucking terrifying.
He goes because they said there was a there's a jerk like this kid whose grandfather fought
in World War 2 on the side of the Germans.
He said my grandfather always told me a story of Americans were storming storming this like
this hill or something.
And the Americans were jumped like we're running up the hill just getting fucking
slaughtered.
And the more people that they killed the more they fought harder in America.
The Americans fought harder.
And they said the one American jumped into his fucking his hole shot his friend fucking
ran out of bullets threw the fucking gun at the at the other guy took his combat knife
out and stabbed him in the face twice shot whose friend the German guy he's like he goes
the American jumped into my fucking bunker shot my friend realized that he was out of
bullets threw the fucking gun at the other guy that was in the hole with them like his
friend stabbed him in the eyes and then fucking ripped out the knife and the other guy surrendered
because he was just like okay and then they fucking the guy hit him with the back of his
gun and then fucking like tied his hands behind his back.
But he's like I didn't want to fight that.
He just goes and he just goes I talked to I talked to other Germans like after the war
they said that's how a whole bunch of interactions fighting Americans went because they go and
and a huge crazy thing that I read constantly in that like that thread was that America's
not like other countries where they most countries are very squad based and like team based.
They said if you're fighting against an American and there's one American left you can still
lose because one Americans insane enough to take out in a battalion.
I mean some people fucking love that shit dude.
Yeah.
Well honestly all right so there's have you ever heard of Robert Kiyosaki.
I've heard the name before.
He wrote a book called Rich Dad Poor Dad and basically like how like poor people are employees
and rich people own businesses.
Yeah.
And he had like a stepfather that was like a business owner and then he had like his
regular dad who was just a teacher and his regular dad was like broke.
So that's what he's known for.
But he said that the thing that allowed him to become a billionaire is the same thing
that allowed him to kill children in Vietnam.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Did I say this on the last podcast.
No.
Yeah.
He said fucking he said like you have to have like a dark side.
Killer instinct.
Yeah.
But he's like I joined the Marines because I wanted to kill people.
Jesus.
He's Asian right.
Yeah.
He's like I joined the Marines because I wanted to kill people.
He's like if I wanted to help people I would have joined the Coast Guard.
But I wanted to kill people.
I went there and that aggression he goes it saved my life in Vietnam on multiple occasions.
But I wanted I was that blood loss.
And he goes it's that same darkness that allowed me to get what I wanted out of life and become
a billionaire.
Like I'm not condoning that but I'm saying that that's the type of fucking like like
edge that you need.
Billionaires are fucking evil.
Well it's not that billionaires are evil but sometimes.
No you said it.
That's what you said right.
That's not what I said.
I'm saying that I'm saying that sometimes the the the depths of how deep.
No you gotta root a lot of people's lives.
Sometimes they can take you to dark places or they can take you to good places.
You gotta root a lot of people's lives to become a billionaire.
I don't know he wrote a book on how to like help people become wealthy.
A whole bunch of billionaires that they've done and they're like you have to step on
everybody's throat to become a billionaire.
There's no mercy when you're trying to become like if you set your mind to being a billionaire
you step on everybody's throat until you get to where you want to be.
That's why billionaires should be made illegal.
I legal billionaires.
But like I'm serious after like after you get to a certain amount of wealth the government
should just take that wealth.
That's not that's not American Casey.
That sounds terrible.
That sounds like the worst people that could ever have that money.
Like I'm so happy that fucking Elon Musk has as much money as he has and he's the one who
has it because if the government had his money it would just be a fucking disaster.
They would know they wouldn't know what to fucking do with it.
You know he just keeps reinvesting it in the shit.
He's like oh let's put chips in people's brains.
Let's let's put people on fucking Mars.
Let's dig tunnels underneath L.A.
Like he's doing cool shit.
The government already has trillions of dollars I think.
They don't have anything.
They have no money.
They have our money.
They have debt.
They have thirty three trillion dollars of debt.
And they do not have money.
How much money do you think they can fucking tax us a year?
We have.
Oh bro it's like.
How many billions of not a billion how many millions.
Trillion.
We have a seven we have seven million people that live in America right or seven billion.
Three hundred million.
Yeah.
How many how many out of that how many people get actually taxed and out of how many of those.
Most of them.
Yeah.
Most of them.
Everybody gets taxed.
No but like we're talking like children stuff that are like not even if kids buy a fucking
candy bar.
They do get taxed.
But like you'd figure you'd at least get that much money in a year from taxes type shit.
But like back to like well hold on before I want to say something about that.
Right.
New York City like they collect I think it's something something like I don't remember
the figure like it's in the order of like tens of billions of dollars in tax money every
year from sales tax just just New York City sales tax right.
Not New York State New York City.
Right.
So you have to think that New York City lost a huge percentage of its population.
We talk about this.
Yeah.
We talked about the population moving out of New York City but not what you're talking
about.
Right.
So why do you think New York I think it was two out of 10 people left New York City during
the pandemic and it did nothing to do.
It's just a fucking it's a cesspool.
Right.
So if you think if you think about how much tax revenue New York City it's a cesspool.
Dude it's a fucking it's it's like a sewage fucking dump.
I don't know what the fuck you call it.
It's a fucking human sewer.
If you think about how much they lost in tax revenue why wouldn't they want to ship illegals
in like why wouldn't you.
Dude they just need warm bodies.
They need people using debit and credit cards you know just like making transactions so
they can tax those transactions but they're not going to be.
They're not going to get as much taxes out of them as they fucking think they are though.
I mean if they're buying shit they're going to.
Who's gonna.
They're not going to use a debit or credit card these fucking illegals because they can't
get one.
Yeah they can get one.
I thought they weren't allowed if you if you don't have like a license or citizenship you
can't get a debit card in America.
I don't think dude they'll just about let you know they'd probably let you run for fucking
president these days.
Like there's no there's no fucking safety off these days dude.
Futures fucking dark.
It's going to be interesting for sure.
But like back to like the killer instinct and like Americans at war.
Oh yeah.
That's how we got on that.
So like.
I said some people fucking love it dude.
Dude there are some people are just.
They got blood loss.
They're bred to kill.
Yep.
Like.
Like I don't get that.
I don't understand that dude.
It doesn't it just like I.
You bred to kill.
I can't wrap my head around it.
So I come from a relatively like heavy military family like at least one person from each
generation goes into the military at least like there's been multiple generations that
had like every male in the family join the military.
So I have a lot of family members that were in the military.
And it's just something that's like bred into you since you're a kid type thing.
Like if I didn't do like I was bred to be like a like duty somehow.
That's why I'm still the fucking EMT.
Because I don't feel like I'm doing the right thing unless I'm doing something that involves
quote unquote duty.
Right.
I feel that dude.
I feel that for sure.
But like my family's like listen.
Everything else feels like a waste of time.
Yeah.
And they're like listen.
Like you can join the military.
That's what a lot of your family did.
You could be like a first responder or something.
Like I was like when I was like I want to I want to be a fireman.
Like my whole family's like yes do that.
They're like do that.
Like they like they heavily encouraged like because I was like I want to be like an artist
or something.
They're like why don't you do something more like more like and they try to like like do
it's more more helping people oriented.
And I'm like what about being like a first responder.
Like yeah.
And they just heavily just put me in it.
I think it's just family lines specifically military family lines are like being the military
type thing.
It's like just like from birth to like the military age it's just bred into you to fight
in the military type thing.
But like my cousin who went and did a couple combat tours and like speaking of like the
killer instinct stuff they go and on the way back to America on the flight they show you
like a 15 minute long like video.
And this is what they do to deprogram you from being in kill mode.
They show you like America and they're like in America the place that you fought for don't
kill people.
He goes he goes it wasn't like that like outright but he just goes it was fucking hilarious.
So like we were over there fighting and killing people for like fucking three years.
He goes goes and they show us a 15 minute video of like like showing the good parts
of America and like showing like an American flag and being like don't kill your neighbors
like show like Detroit or something like and there's like don't kill your neighbors.
It's somebody pisses you off.
Don't kill them.
Try to use different tactics to do that.
But like he goes it's like a fucking like like dystopian video where it looks like hey
over there you had to do a lot of bad things but we're going back to America where it's
nice and safe.
Don't murder civilians.
I mean dude I play fucking Grand Theft Auto like a good session like nine hours.
I get out and I just see fucking crosshairs.
I'm like whoa.
I shake my head like you know rub my eyes.
I'm like geez I got to lay off fucking Grand Theft Auto.
But like I just think it's funny like that's how they program people.
Wow.
It's like a 15.
He does.
It's a 15 minute long video like they shut all the lights off on the plane.
They like do like it's like a screen that comes down and just like it.
Don't kill people.
Maybe try to talk it out.
We're going back to a place where you don't have to fight type things.
And I'm like you go from programming these guys for four years to kill and only kill.
Like that's pretty much if you're specifically infantry you're trained for four years to
just kill.
Like that's all you like every single thing is neutralize the neutralize the opposition.
Neutralize the target.
Neutralize this.
Like it's like you're so desensitized to killing other humans that there's like well we got
to do something on the way back.
Let's show them a happy video.
But like like you treat like and like going back to like the you have to have the killer
instinct when they get into the military they they they try to heart like harness that instinct
more being like you have to kill these people.
These people are below you.
These people are subhuman.
You don't look at these people as humans.
You look at them as beneath you and things that are targets.
Like my my buddy who was also in the Marine Corps he goes they set up the targets to look
like the people that were fighting like they set up like them with like turbines and turbines
and shit and like shirts that like like in like things.
They're like they they set them up and like turbines and shit.
Slany slany eyes.
That'll be the new one.
And then they they started putting them in.
Edit that out Casey.
They started putting them in like like Russian like military uniforms recently and shit like
there's like a slur jar.
They're trying to they're trying to like dehumanize the people that you're fighting against type
shit.
Wow.
That is fucking even in World War Two they were like putting like you know stallhelms
on like the targets and shit and being like the Germans are not humans the Germans are
evil monsters that you have to kill type shit.
But in studies actually it showed that Americans had a harder time killing Germans than Japanese
people during World War Two.
Oh wow I mean obviously because they're more relatable.
They're more like like when they look like just like you.
Yeah.
It's like and you are them.
Yeah.
It's like dude a lot a lot of the American colonies were settled by German people.
I'm fucking half German myself.
Right.
So it's kind of hard to kill like your ancestors.
Yeah.
But they do that.
But they said like like in like in like studies they said it was much easier for the Marines
fighting in Japan or like the islands in Japan like the Japan like occupied regions way easier
for them to kill them because there it was easier to dehumanize them because they weren't
like you.
Right.
Type shit.
And the Germans that they fought.
Church music.
And then the Germans and then the Americans fighting the Germans are like they had a harder
time killing and the Germans actually had a harder time killing Americans too because
it was just like different.
Like they're like you're you're more alike than them.
They're not an other.
They're the same.
Dude.
I was I forget where I heard this.
I might have been on Joe Rogan.
You're talking about how fucked the fucking Japanese were in World War Two Japanese people
like the Japanese like Imperial Japan arguably worse than the Nazis.
Yeah.
Arguably worse than the Nazis.
Yeah.
And people like really I'm like if you actually look into the history of World War Two I think
I talked about this on the podcast before but they knew most Americans were Christian
so they would crucify soldiers on makeshift crosses and just leave them there.
Like they would they would nail their arms to like trees that were like shaped like crosses
and then stab them so they bleed out but they would not bleed out before the soldiers got
there to do that.
They said Americans would have to go over and there was no way to save them so they'd
have to kill their friends instead of letting them bleed out on a fucking cross.
And the reasoning why they did that is to demoralize Americans because it was first
of all insulting our religion.
Second of all that's your friend who's nailed to a fucking cross.
Wow.
Dude that is I was like one of the stories I heard is they had like a bunch of prisoners
of war in the bottom of this fucking ship and they would throw them they were starving
them and they would throw them scraps of food just to see them fight over it and then people
would die down there and they'd just leave it so there's all these people covered in
shit and piss and starving to death like fighting with each other like fucking rats over little
scraps of food.
Yeah they did that to the Jews the Holocaust.
Humans are so fucked to each other.
There's like dude there's such a fucking abundance of resources on this fucking planet and we
were just like fucking brutal to each other for no fucking reason.
It's in our nature to kill people like that's just it's what since the caveman times humans
have fought for dominance over other tribes.
I'll fucking fight you right now.
Let's fucking go.
I'll fucking fight you.
Drop the gloves.
I've got some I got a little bit of I just want to I want to fight.
And then you get punched in the face.
That's all it takes.
Cheap education.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's all I needed.
Quick reset.
Maybe I should do that.
All right.
So you get say say you got drafted tomorrow.
Okay.
Right.
What do you want to do?
You and you're in a position this isn't like you get to go in and be like a fucking combat
medic bullshit like you go in you get drafted to fucking infantry and they're like you got
to fucking kill people.
What do you want to do?
Your position not necessarily infantry but you got to be in a position where you got
to kill people.
I mean I'd want to kill people on a flight f16.
Yeah dude.
I want to do it from a fucking chopper.
I want I'd want to be in.
I would I'd want to be an on the ground combat medic.
Really?
No no you can't be a combat medic.
No you can.
That's out of question.
People out of question out of question.
You still kill people.
No more people to kill.
That doesn't count.
Still.
You can annihilate people.
I'd be a fucking airborne.
Dude I I want you know what I want to be on an on a c130 gunship.
Just fucking mowing dude.
Oh dude yeah.
Like I don't have any desire to kill people but if they're.
We could be on a bomber like fly it.
If they're.
No you just turn on the fucking infrared shit like you did in like call duty.
They'll turn white.
They see him like white outlines and then they just splatter.
Yeah I mean I have no desire to do that but if they're like look you're going to jail
or we're going to kill you or you have to fucking kill people join the military right.
You don't have an option.
This is for your country.
All that bullshit like get me all indoctrinated and shit.
All right fine.
Yeah I'm a c130 gunship.
I'd want to be in a go with you.
I'd want to be in the.
That'd be awesome.
I'd want to be in the 10th Mountain be the the cold cold division do the do like the
snow fucking missions.
Snow missions.
Yeah like fucking in like cold environments like the 10th Mountain that's trained up in
fucking the Adirondacks.
We're all going to be fucking speaking Russian.
I got something to say about the Adirondacks.
Remind me of that.
But like I got a bone to pick.
They train you up in the Adirondacks to be used to the fucking cold and they send you
out to like fucking.
It's called the Mountain like 10th Mountain Division.
They send you out to fucking like the coldest areas that they have to fucking fight shit.
Damn fighting polar bears and shit.
I got there like but they're like instead of being like oh we're going to storm the
beaches they're like they're going to drop you off on top of fucking Mountain and be
like all right fight in the snow with these fucking savages up here some shit.
Damn the Russians are like the pros.
I got to learn Russian.
Yeah you have to learn it.
Yeah.
Why do you have to learn it.
Because we're all going to be fucking speaking it soon.
That's not Casey.
No we're going to be speaking Mandarin.
Donald Trump's going to fucking.
Mandarin dude.
Going to fucking get an alliance with Russia and they're going to fucking it's to martial
law.
It's going to be like.
Casey.
It's funny.
I think you have the wrong opinion on literally everything.
That's what Daniel.
You have a shake of America and Russia.
All right.
If you wanted one country to take over would it be England Russia.
No fuck England.
Fuck that.
I would rather fucking some fucking African tribe take over than fucking.
No.
Hold on.
It's got to be between Russia and China.
Which one.
China's worse.
I would rather have Russia take China.
I said China.
China's worse.
That.
A lot of Americans literally fucking evil.
He's.
Ah.
Listen bro.
Listen.
Fucking relative.
I hate the Russians.
Sometimes you have to ask yourself.
Am I beyond saving.
For years.
Kelly's addiction to drugs overpowered any desire she had to build a better life.
But once she was willing to entertain the idea to help she needed will come through
God.
She found a strength beyond what she had thought was possible.
Do you.
This podcast took a turn.
You got my attention.
Start a new chapter.
No matter.
No matter what your life looks like today can always get better.
If you rely on Jesus Christ as your savior.
Damn.
I don't know.
I think I masturbate too much.
I don't think he can save me.
We got an email from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Did we?
Yeah.
We did?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Is that what that's from?
Yeah.
I fucking emailed them and I put in the podcast email address.
I know they've been emailing us.
Damn.
Like every month.
I'll be ready.
Some of those girls look fucking juicy in that fucking picture.
Oh my God.
We gotta talk about Log On This Factory when we get back.
I love that show.
Dude, some of those girls are so fucking hot.
I gotta find me.
Didn't you go on Autism Dating website recently?
No, I didn't.
But that's a great idea.
I know.
I wrote that down for a podcast segment.
You could go on AutismDating.com and make a profile.
I don't know, dude.
I'll wait for Tyler to get back to elaborate on this show.
But yo, if I had known that it was like shooting fish in a barrel with these autistic girls,
I mean there were some straight dweebs and some of them are just like fucking 10 and
a halfs, dude.
They're dime pieces.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I'll let Tyler.
If you had gone there and made a profile as yourself, you'd get a lot of matches.
Just as I am now?
Yeah.
As me?
Yeah.
As autistic as you are now.
Yes.
Definitely.
I think there's kind of a hierarchy nobody really wants to talk about.
But if you're definitely more...
Not really, you're kind of on the edge, you know what I mean?
If you were completely the same as you are now, but you made up some bullshit story like,
oh, I've dealt with autism my whole life and spewed that to people.
I don't know how untrue that is actually.
Like if we're being real honest.
So it is a true story then?
I mean, I don't know.
There's no official diagnosis, but I don't think it takes a rocket scientist.
Can you use Alimex?
Oh yeah, no shit.
Dude, fucking love on the spectrum.
Holy shit.
Great show.
Also the Asian ones.
Bro, she's got some fucking Tatinas on her, bro.
She's also the most annoying.
Dude, she is.
But she's with that fucking dweeb, bro.
I mean, she keeps fucking being like, I want a person who is an animator and also has a
million dollar business already.
It's just like, lady, that's not going to work out.
She's slow or something?
No.
But she was like...
I'm just joking.
I'm joking.
No, but she's also like 22, 23 or something.
And she's expecting like a 23 year old that'd be like a fucking established businessman
type shit.
And she's like, listen, lady, come on.
Dude, yeah, the thing is, is that as weird as she is, she's fucking adorable.
Oh, she is.
Yeah.
She's like, it's like, damn, I would go on a date with her.
Coming from somebody who's engaged to an autistic person, she is actually autistic.
Hope she doesn't listen to us.
Yeah, but...
No, she's actually autistic.
Really?
Yeah, so am I.
We're both diagnosed autistic people.
Tyler?
They're the best fucking...
The best people in the world, bro.
He always does this.
He's exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating.
No, but she's always does this.
She's genuinely diagnosed as an autistic.
You did the same thing when you said you had schizophrenia.
I do have schizophrenia.
I just see ghosts and shit, man.
But no, she's genuinely autistic.
It's difficult.
So am I.
It's a difficult thing because little things can just be nightmare scenarios.
If you're listening to this, Emily, sorry, I'm telling this, but it's really funny.
So we were at our apartment and I'm just sitting there.
She comes in, she's tearing up.
I'm like, Emily, what's wrong?
She's just like, we don't have any food in the house.
I'm like, we do.
She's like, I just...
Not food that I want to eat.
I'm like, then we can go grocery shopping.
She had a meltdown that we had to go grocery shopping.
I mean, that sounds like every girl ever.
No, but she's like...
They get angry.
She's like...
Then I'm like, okay.
Then we went to the grocery store and because of her shit, she wouldn't let me leave unless
we went down every single aisle in the grocery store to see literally everything.
Because she has this thing where if she doesn't see every single option, she thinks that she's
making the wrong decision.
Damn.
So it takes me...
It sounds familiar.
I kind of do that too.
Me too.
It takes me 40 minutes to go grocery shopping.
When it's fucking me, I go in fucking 10 minutes.
I'm in and out.
I'm like, get the shit I need, get out.
I don't want to be around humans.
I think that's like an ADHD thing.
But it's fucking...
Oh my God.
I hate it.
I hate having to go to...
We're so different because I have really bad ADHD shit.
I get prescribed Adderall and shit for it.
Even off my meds, we're so different because her thing is downward.
My thing is upward.
I'm like, all right, we got to go, go, go, fast, fast, fast.
We'll do this.
Immediately get out.
She's just like, I need to see literally everything in it.
It's conflicting type shit.
We're just in the opposite direction.
We love her to death, but we always butt heads specifically on shit like that.
I'm like, get in, get out, like Navy Seal fucking grocery shopping.
It's just like, got the fucking mac and cheese.
We're going down to aisle 17 to get fucking dead.
It's like, go, go, go, go.
She brings her fucking blanket and she wants to set up shop.
Set up shop.
I'm like, go, go, go, go.
Milk the choir.
Yeah, dude.
But that fucking show, dude, a couple of those girls are really hot.
The Asian one I think is the best looking one.
Yeah.
Her body's crazy.
The fucking, what the fuck?
There's the horse girl or the lion girl, the one that has a bunch of lions.
Stuffed animals.
Yeah.
She's pretty cute.
She's all right.
She's pretty cute.
She's cute.
She's really weird.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, it's like, you know that you could just like, you could have like a
normal conversation.
No, it's like, you're going to have a normal boyfriend.
It's like, just because you have autism doesn't mean you need to date somebody with autism.
She could totally have a normal boyfriend.
Oh, so it would be unethical if we made an account on autism dating background?
I think that'd be unethical.
Have we ever worried about ethics on this podcast?
It's unethical because we all have fucking significant others that we've been with for
like years.
Let's put it up to the fans.
Send us a vote.
That's the unethical part.
This would be for scientific purposes.
Yeah, research purposes.
Hashtag no autism.
Tag us on X.
But yeah, like dude, those girls could have like...
Actually, let's look at pictures of the girls on the cast.
Yeah, they could have like boyfriends who are like engineers and shit, but they choose
to have like other like, I don't know.
It's just crazy.
But like the thing is with the guys, they literally pair them up with actual retarded
people.
Like...
Well, no, no, no, no.
It's like some of them are like really like low functioning.
So they'll put them with like a girl with Down syndrome, you know?
So there's Danny.
Yeah, that's the hot one.
There she is.
Yeah, that's not a great picture.
That's not a great picture of her, but there's Danny.
You got to see her body.
Yeah.
I mean, autism doesn't affect your physical appearance.
So this is another...
Like she's cute.
Normal girls.
I think she's the most annoying.
Oh, I don't really remember her.
She was like really like, really like, uh, I don't want to do this.
Okay, we'll do this then.
Okay.
It's the fucking tone.
Dude, I honestly don't think that like autism is really a disorder.
This is a turn on.
It's just a different...
No, I just don't think it is, dude.
I think it's...
I think everybody's different, right?
And some people, it's just like, sometimes, you know how like with autism, it's like a
social thing.
Like they have problems like socializing.
Yeah.
I think, but they're always so smart in like something else.
Like savant level smart.
Maybe you're autistic.
There it is.
And it's like, oh yeah, those are some...
She's got some...
There it is.
Look at those.
Big old knuckers.
Damn.
Not Ben Shapiro's sister level though.
Yeah, but it's like they always have some other area where they like excel.
So it's like, okay, is that actually a disorder or are they just better at different things?
Like I just don't believe...
There's some people that are profoundly autistic.
It's called a spectrum for a reason.
Right.
There's some people that it's like, okay, there's something going on there.
Like the nonverbal, like 28 year old that acts like he's fucking six.
Like starts a podcast.
That's a problem.
But any above that, I think it's way overdiagnosed.
You're going to be sitting in court some day.
Your boyfriend currently is not that bad looking.
He looks...
He matches.
Let me see.
He looks just like a standard Italian dude.
Yeah, he does, but he's fucking weird, dude.
He's like, he started doing all these weird little voices like, oh, I come up with these
characters and I have this one guy who lives under the sea and he talks like me.
Yeah, I already saw the episode.
Yeah.
It's like, bro, what the fuck?
But then you have like the pinhead guy, the fucking Indian dude.
Oh yeah, yeah.
He has a pinhead.
He literally does a pinhead.
But he's fat.
Yeah, he's fat.
He's got a pinhead and he's got like the one who literally has Down syndrome, the girl.
Yeah, yeah.
They paired him up with a Downs girl.
Yeah, but like...
But he's on that level.
But like she's also like the sweetest little thing.
Like the Down syndrome girl.
Yeah, they're good for each other.
Yeah, but she's so like...
She's just like, yeah.
It's like, I also love him.
He is like, I like this.
I like this.
Do you like this?
I like this.
Do you like this?
I like this.
Do you like this?
She's like, no, I don't like that one.
She's just like, okay, do you like this?
I'm like, is it like morally ethical to make a dating show about the fucking people who
are...
I don't know.
Next time we're going to make a profile though.
I know you don't have much...
You got to get back to work right then.
No, I don't have to go to work.
Oh, good.
No, no, I'm done.
I just thought...
I've been waking up earlier and it's been pretty nice.
I've been waking up earlier too, but I think it's just because my fiance gets up at fucking
6.30 and even on my days off, I get home at 6.30 and she's up and I'm like, I guess I'm
up for a little bit now.
Dude, it's a better way to live.
The earlier you get up...
I got this red light therapy lamp.
I don't know if you ever heard of that.
They use them on sports teams.
Really?
They use them for injury recovery.
It's supposed to help you heal faster.
I've had the UV and the sauna type thing.
Was it LEDs or was it like...
It was like actual UV light.
No, infrared.
Infrared.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the same thing, but it's LEDs.
But it's super fucking light.
It's a sauna and then they have the fucking light on you.
I came out and I shit you not, this is going to sound insane.
I had less acne.
No, no, that's what they use it for.
It physically took away my acne in 15 minutes that I was in the sauna.
15 minutes.
Dude, I knew everybody was going to be like, oh, okay.
They use it for that.
But I literally came out and I had less pimples.
I'm like, this is weird.
Yeah, no, there's definitely something to it.
People use it on their face for anti-aging stuff.
The girls that use it online, I was watching reviews on YouTube.
This one girl is 45 and she looks like she's fucking 30.
Really?
She's like, yeah, this really actually helped.
It uses wrinkles and shit.
The thing when I was on the cruise, I got a stingray toxin thing for my eyes.
Because I got a facial shave and then with the facial shave, they offered for $10 more,
they would give you a facial for different things that you had.
She's like, so what's your biggest thing?
I got facial scarring that everybody can see.
I'm like, I don't really care about the facial.
Where?
I got one here.
One that goes down my face that goes here.
I have one underneath my eye that I got.
What is that from on your chin?
I smashed my face off a baseball backstop with a screw hanging out of it.
It went down to my jawbone and I had to get 27 stitches, internal and external.
Damn.
Because it literally went down to my bone, so I had to take my fucking face muscles and
sew them back together.
I had to get plastic surgery and shit.
This is with plastic surgery I have this scar.
Wow.
Yeah.
I've never even acknowledged or noticed it this entire time.
64 episodes looking at your face.
I have never noticed.
The closer you look at my face, the more facial scarring you can see.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see a couple.
Right there, black lung.
But going back to the aging shit, I have really bad dark circles because I work only night
shifts.
So yeah, we have this stingray toxin that can take those away.
It's not a permanent thing, but it'll take them away for two weeks.
And I'm like, okay.
So I did that.
Stingray toxin.
That sounds terrible.
It's like Botox.
So I'm like, whatever.
So I laid down.
She shaved my face.
This was like the day before I got engaged.
So I was like, I want to make myself look presentable type shit.
I'm like, I'll get a professional shave, a professional haircut.
Like pay like fucking a hundred bucks for shave, face, face shave, haircut, fucking
and whatever shit they did to my face.
And I'm like, you know what?
I'm on a cruise ship.
I'm getting engaged tomorrow.
I might as well go like all out with this shit.
So I'm like, whatever.
So they put the shit on my eyes and then they put like fucking something over my eyes, like
this like white bandaging shit.
And then they did like a light on my eyes type thing.
And I'm like, okay.
And like when I took them off, like you can see how bad my fucking circles are currently.
But like when I took them off, like when I took, like when they took that off and they
show me in the mirror, I'm like, they were gone, completely gone.
Wow.
And I'm like, this shit actually fucking works.
She's like, yeah.
I'm like, I was like, Jesus.
I'm like, like I was going like, like, cause like my skin was tighter too.
Because I have like, I have like wrinkles here because of, you know, stress and shit.
But like I shit you not.
I looked seven years younger.
Wow.
And I was like, I wonder, I wonder what causes that.
I think the toxin tightens your skin again.
Oh.
So I was like, okay.
It like stung a tiny bit, but then like when I saw the results, I'm like, that's fucking
nuts.
It was like, did you buy a tube of it?
I wish I could buy a tube, but I couldn't find like what it was.
But I'm like, but like, I was like, holy shit.
Like it was like my dark circles because I, you know, fucking my sleep schedule is garbage.
Fucking I, I sleep four hours a day if that.
And I was like, I was like, holy shit.
And like, even like being my fiance is like, you look like you're seven years younger.
I'm like, yeah, this shit's nuts.
Wow.
Dude, you know, this red light therapy thing, they, they make a mask that goes like, this
is the one I have is like made for like a full body, not really full body, but like,
like targeted at like, like your entire like thorax, your chest and abdomen.
But they have face masks and they use them for like scarring and shit.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm okay with the scarring.
Like it's, it's whatever to me.
Let me see how much these masks are.
Get a, get a, I have to look into it, but dude, you'd probably get one cheap for like
50 bucks on fucking Amazon.
You know, I find a picture that's a close up of my face during, during the, when I had
the, the shit, there's a whole bunch of pictures of my engagement that are stingray toxin.
I'm going to look this up.
So that's an awful picture of me.
I was also 15 pounds heavier in this picture.
I lost 15 pounds at the start of January.
But look at my eyes specifically in that compared to now.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's noticeable.
And that's not like two months worth of fucking shit.
That's your girl.
She looks like a snack right there.
Just saying.
You both look like a snack.
Dude, I fucking, I lost 15 pounds since that photo.
Damn.
What are you, what have you been doing?
Lenten fastin, Lenten fasting.
Oh yeah.
I mean I dropped the shit though.
Wait.
I'm working out again too.
So dude, let me know when you want to go fucking do some stair stepper, bro.
I'll go to the gym.
I've been going to the stair step, doing the stair step every day.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Every day.
Every day I've been doing it.
Thursday, Thursday, Fridays.
I'm free.
Let's fucking do it.
I'll go after the podcast.
I'll do it.
Fuck.
Yeah, do it.
Fuck.
I'll go do 30 minutes on the stairs.
Not even 30.
We can do fucking 15 minutes, 10 minutes, whatever.
I do stair climber and then I do like an actual like workout, workout.
What do I do?
You know.
I've been doing bench press.
My bench press is super fucking weak.
I'm only doing like 145 and like, you know, but it's just, I used to fucking be able
to, like, I want to be able to at least bench my weight, but I'm dropping my weight at this
point.
Like I started off at 210.
Now I'm 195.
Nice.
So I'm really happy because this is going, like I like the fucking like turkey fucking
shit.
I fucking hate that.
Yeah.
Turkey fit.
That's the first thing I start noticing when I'm putting on weight is like under here.
I hate it.
Like every picture that's taken from the side, you can see it.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I fucking hate that shit.
I don't like that.
But like the more I feel like, I'm like, it gets to a point where I'm like, okay, that's
where my esophagus is.
So yeah, I'm like, I lost the weight now because, you know, it has like the little bit of like
goo.
Like it goes out to like fucking here.
Yeah.
When I got like really fat, like went out to here and I'm like.
The only person that notices is you.
Like dude, everybody thinks everybody notices, but people don't.
They just don't like.
Yeah.
But like, and like notice when you pointed out.
I don't even know.
And like, since I cut out like mac and cheese and shit too, I don't have bloating.
That's like 80% of your diet.
But like, but like I, I don't have bloating anymore.
So like, I can actually feel my six pack again, like underneath my shit.
Yeah.
Do you like bloating accounts for like a lot of like.
I did it like, and like my, my, my fiance is like, yeah.
He goes, she goes, think about it.
You fucking eat mostly mac and cheese and you're super lactose intolerant.
Of course you're going to be bloated all the time.
And I'm like, I haven't eaten mac and cheese and since Valentine's day.
And I look a lot different.
Like my, my fucking, my stomach has gone down.
Like it's still bloated.
Like it takes, I didn't realize how long it takes for bloating to go away.
Like, like by the end of Lent, which is March something, I'm going to look fucking like
way skinnier.
Yeah.
But the thing is I don't want to look skinny.
I want to look built.
So that's why I'm going to the gym.
So I'm like, I don't wait.
The last time I did Lenten fasting, like really hardcore, I looked like a fucking skeleton
and it took me forever to get like my mass back.
So I'm like, as I'm losing weight, I can use that in building muscle type shit.
So instead of looking like a skeleton, I'll actually look like I'm decent.
Yeah, it's hard to, they say, I mean, I don't really know.
They say it's hard to put on muscle while you're losing weight.
They say you kind of have to be one or the other.
Yeah.
They say you can be, you can be big, you can be big and natural.
You can be lean and natural.
You can't be big, lean and natural.
Yeah.
Basically it doesn't exist without enhancement.
But I'm like, I'm just going to go for, I'm cutting right now.
So I'll cut down to like a decent amount and then I'll get like pretty skinny.
Like I always do it with the end of Lent.
Then I'll bulk to get like some mass back because I'll look really skinny.
Cause like I look, it's a fucking picture of after, after Lent, my buddy posted.
Let me see.
I looked fucking way different.
Shout out.
So do podcast.
Hell yeah.
What is that?
You know, so do podcasts.
So do it's canceled.
Oh, it is it?
Yeah.
It's been canceled.
Damn.
Who's, who's podcast is that?
How's there's guy that we used to work with.
Why, why is it canceled?
He just doesn't do it anymore.
He actually said if he is a deep state cancel, we'll tell him to come on down to this podcast.
He said he wanted to be on the podcast.
Bring that talent this way.
I'm like, bro, you can come to our podcast anytime, bro.
I would, I am a hundred percent with you.
Yeah, for sure.
All right.
I'm always looking for special guests.
Dan, Tyler, we've got a head to head match up today.
Okay.
Let me see if you guys fucking ready to go.
Yeah, I guess we shake that up for you.
My sinuses are all fucked up.
Me too.
Are there something going around?
Welcome back.
Let go.
Alex.
I decided that everybody got a win last time.
I did what last time that you all played jeopardy.
All right, let's get on with the questions.
Casey.
Dan's like, God damn it.
I'm like, enough, enough dilly dally and let's not do it.
13 times.
Tyler versus 13.
Oh, come on.
13, five or 10, five time.
What are Dan?
I thought I was nine.
Actually nine.
Yeah.
Tyler.
Yeah.
No, 13, dude, dude.
No, 13.
All right.
Let's call it.
Let's call it 10.
Casey.
What Casey?
I got it.
Casey.
I won 13 times.
You didn't win 13 times.
Yes, I did.
You can go back.
No, I would.
No, 10.
It might be 10.
All right, here we go.
Tyler versus Dan.
Catgoreus today are film series, famous retards, ass assens, genetics, meme songs, and executions.
Okay.
Tyler won last time.
Let's do the film.
Film?
Yeah.
Oh, film series for 200.
Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts took place in this film.
What is the Order of the Phoenix?
Oh yeah.
It's Tyler for 200.
Film series.
Dan's like, you're not even swiping on his phone.
For 400, Sean Connery starred as Henry Jones Senior in this Indiana Jones film.
I got it.
What is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
That's correct.
All right, good, because I didn't know that.
Tyler's back.
Film series.
For 600, Bella becomes a vampire in this film, The Fourth and The Twilight.
What is Twilight Eclipse?
No.
Take those points away.
Take them away.
It's not eclipse?
No.
Bella becomes a vampire in this film, The Fourth and The Twilight series.
The fourth one's eclipse.
It's definitely eclipse when she's a vampire.
Nah, bro.
Or is it when she becomes a vampire?
That's what the question says.
Oh, fuck.
It's not New Moon.
It's not.
It's Twilight, New Moon.
Time it out, Casey.
That would be Breaking Dawn.
You motherfucker.
I thought you might know it, Dan.
No.
Tyler's pick.
I'll do fucking film series again.
For 800.
You can wager up to a thousand.
How much do I have?
Negative 400.
I'll do a thousand.
All right, Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader in this film.
What is Revenge of the Sith?
Oh, yeah.
Casey, how the fuck would anybody, but Tyler, know the answers to these questions.
You don't know film series?
I don't know fucking Twilight and Star Wars.
No.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I was working on Cars while these guys are fucking watching movies about vampires.
I'll make a category called internal combustion engine.
All right.
What are the last?
Is it 800 and a thousand or is it just?
One thousand.
Katniss returns from her second Hunger Games in the sequel.
What is Mockingjay Part 1?
Take away those points.
No.
I'm not going to do anything.
I'm going to let him dance.
No, that's definitely Mockingjay Part 1.
No, it's not.
OK, what is Catching Fire?
Does he get a second chance?
Yeah, I just get it back.
It's just back to what I was.
He does get it because because why?
Because this is the fucking land and no fucking rules.
The land of the fucking lawless fucking West.
This fucking Tyler.
OK, Tyler, you got famous retards, assassins, genetics, meme songs and executions.
Meme songs.
Yeah, we'll do meme songs.
God meme songs.
You guys tell me the name of this song.
Two hundred.
What is all star by Smash?
Oh, fuck me.
God damn.
God.
Tyler's pick meme songs for four hundred.
What is chocolate rain by chocolate rain?
Jesus fucking Christ, what's meme songs?
These are some throwback means two thousand seven bro six hundred.
What is Numa Numa?
These are from like 2005, Dad fucking pop culture, Savant over here.
Meme songs for eight hundred.
What is shooting stars?
Oh my God.
Jesus, I'm not even going to play.
Is it eight hundred or a thousand one thousand thousand or a thousand?
Oh, fuck.
I know the song.
I can't think of the name of it.
Roundabout.
OK, so I have to listen to it now.
No.
OK, what are the rest of genetics, assassins, famous retards and executions?
We'll do executions.
All right, Dan, you got this.
You got your guy, Dan.
Two hundred.
Queen of France, who was beheaded, known for the quote, we let them eat cake.
Oh, fuck.
I know her name.
Oh, dude, like I read an entire article on this.
Fuck.
What was her name?
I can see your stupid fucking face.
Don't time this out.
Don't time it out.
Louis the ace wife.
Louis the eighth.
No, it's not.
I'm trying to throw him off.
Don't do that.
Oh, fuck.
It's I can't think of her name.
Yeah, time it out.
Was it Mary something?
Marie Marie Antoinette.
Yeah, I thought it was Mary something.
I was murder executions.
Yeah.
This world leader was hung in 2006 for crimes against humanity.
The Saddam Hussein.
Oh, DJ Saddam.
Dan points.
I can go home.
You're coming back.
This is the start of Dan's comeback.
What's the score?
Twenty six hundred to four hundred.
Okay, Dan's pick.
What was the one about the retards?
Famous retards?
Two hundred famous retard was the first deaf blind person to earn a college degree.
Who was Helen Keller?
Helen Keller, the one to Dan's famous retards.
That's wait, bro.
What she's not really.
I do.
So I don't know if I can go along with this, but let's go keep going.
All right.
Started the 2005 film, The Ringer about a man who infiltrates the specials.
Johnny Knoxville.
I thought it was like people who were retarded.
He is retarded.
No, he's not.
I thought you're talking about the guy who actually has down.
No, it's really it's related to people being retarded because it's about he portrays a
retard.
I thought I knew it was giant.
I was like, but I didn't think like you were talking about.
I thought you're talking about like the guy who you got to the question.
Well, he is retarded.
I thought we retired this word 10 episodes ago.
We decided it's retired in 2025.
OK.
Yeah.
Dan's back famous retards.
Six hundred was diagnosed with ALS at age 21, lived to age 76.
Who's Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking.
I told you, Dan.
Coming back.
I.
Dan's back famous retards.
I hundred this blind celebrity is also very superstitious.
Stevie Wonder.
I knew that one.
Motherfucker.
Danny came back.
God.
Almost 2400 to 2600.
God damn it.
Dan's back.
Is there any more?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Retards.
This mentally disabled podcast host first appeared in the second episode of Untitled
Podcast.
Oh, yeah.
I initially came in the second episode.
I'm like, I think it's me.
Tyler's back.
You got assassins, genetics, executions, do executions.
Six hundred.
This leader was killed by Libyan rebels in 2011.
What is Gaddafi?
Oh, yeah.
We'll do fucking the murder tribunal executions for 800.
We got 4200.
This serial killer was executed in 1989, was charged with murder, rape and decapitation
of at least 30 people.
1989.
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
I was trying to figure out the years.
I'm like, I think it's Ted Bundy.
I thought it was the other one.
What's the other one?
John Wayne Gacy?
Not him.
The gay one.
Well, he was gay, too.
Fucking the one that had the new movie about.
Yeah.
The Netflix series.
Domber.
Yeah.
I think that would have been added in there.
Tyler's book.
Execution.
A thousand.
This French saint and martyr was burned at the stake in 14.
What is Joan of Arc?
Yeah.
What are the other ones?
Assassins and genetics.
What the fuck is assassin?
Assassins.
We'll do assins.
4200.
The AFK in 1963.
Who's Jack Ruby?
No.
Oh, wait.
I didn't say that.
No, it's fuck.
Lee Harvey.
Who is Lee Harvey Oswald?
Got your points back.
Yes.
Who did Jack Ruby kill?
Oh, it was one of the Kennedy, the other Kennedy.
Bobby?
Yeah.
Bobby.
Yeah.
Dan's pick.
The assassin's one.
Who is Lee Harvey Oswald after he was arrested for JFK's murder?
Oh, wait.
Fuck, it was the other guy.
Who is Jack Ruby?
That's correct.
He was fucking motherfucker.
That's what it was.
Dan's pick.
Assassination.
For 600.
Oh, shit.
Daily double.
What are you going to do?
You got 2800.
Tyler's got 5400.
300.
Only 300.
Yeah.
I can't answer.
Julie, you're up.
You're up.
Julia Caesar's killer.
Also his best friend.
Oh, that's easy.
Oh, I don't have the buzz end.
Brutus.
Yes.
E2.
So, he's up to 3100.
Dan's pick.
E2.
Let's do genetics.
Godzepot.
200.
This kind of chart is used to find probabilities of different gene outcomes.
This chart is used to find I know what it is
Yeah, well, I don't know what it's called so I'm not gonna answer
No, they called for quadrant
Punit square. Oh, yeah
I'm like it's four quadrants like and like it has like the capital letters in the lowercase letters dance
But let's do genetics 400 this genetic bleeding disorder was common in the British royal family
Genetic bleeding dude, what does hemophilia? Oh, yeah
Let's do genetics
It's 600 don't cancel me but having a Y chromosome makes you this biological sex
I had to think about that because I always remember xx is add another axe and then strip club
xxx right girls
Then all access is women all accidentally I remember yeah times
What are the things assassin assassins genetics?
assassins 800 killed Martin Luther King jr. And what the fuck was that guy's name?
Well, we all know who really killed them the deep state would that be an acceptable answer
James Earl Ray. Oh, yeah, I literally just read that Wikipedia on that
That's what the family things the CIA killed him Tyler's been
It's asking for a thousand Robert Kennedy's assassin. Oh
Fuck Robert Kennedy's assassin. That's what I thought Jack Ruby was it wasn't Jack Ruby was
I can see his face
The Sirhan Sirhan, yeah
As big as it no Tyler how many genetics for 800
This TV show host specializes in the genetic testing of baby daddies
Who is more fuck or Jerry more Jerry?
Yeah, dad still got a chance to buzz it
Who is more a povich?
Said
Inetics for a thousand these kind of people have the exact same DNA
What are twins? Yeah
Identical twins in fact the final jeopardy tiles got 7,000 Dan's got 4300
Yeah
Close one text me your wagers. What's the category?
American history, oh fuck those are two different tones
Oh fuck are you here?
How much I have 4300
How much that is
All right
Question is uh, this was the last mainland US state to be admitted to the Union in 1912
The last mania mainland US state to be admitted to the Union in 1912
There was something that was wasn't a state in 1912
This was the last
State all right
All right, this is a nail biter
No, Dan says Texas
Cuba 4299 down to a dollar
Tyler said why did you think he spelled New Mexico wrong?
No, that's the correct spelling in Mexico that's wrong in Tyler but everything but $1
Arizona hold on. Let me look this up
All right, we go to final final jeopardy
Question are you fucking kidding me? New Mexico was January 6th in Arizona was February 14th
All right text me your answer the new question
Queen Elizabeth the second broke her grandmother's records her longest reigning monarch a record set by this monarch who reigned for 63 years
What the fuck
The common thing I don't fucking know
Do neither of you know this? No, I don't know. Is it the Queen Elizabeth the first new question
Who would know that you never heard of Queen Victoria
No, I don't care about the British people. I think you forgot that I hate the British
Oh my god
All right, we're gonna be the it's gonna be sudden death first one to buzz in and get the answer
This actor provided the voice of Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy, what is Vin Diesel Vin Diesel?
Damn it. Oh, man. God damn it. Yeah, you're so close
I know that Vin Diesel did the voice of Groot. How does he know that? How do you know? Tell us how you fucking know that Tyler. Please I fucking love to know. How do you know all of this stuff?
autism
Jesus fucking Christ
I had a lot of hyper fixations when I was younger
He probably saw the movie
I've seen all the Marvel movies
That was just a random question out of the blue
That was a good one
Yeah, no one knew the fucking English fucking daily
Who the fuck knows that? Not me
God damn it
Alright
Well
Let's uh
Before we wrap it up we're gonna
No, let's fucking wrap it up
But wait
We got an email from a fan
Did we? We did, we got an email from a fan, I gotta read it
Who's it from?
We have a fan that sent us an autistic severity rating scale of the four of us
Number one was Tyler, no surprise there
Number two, Daniel
Number three, Alex
Number four, Casey, my fave
This sounds biased
Loved Michelle, your number one fan
Thank you Michelle
My number one fan also because
You just ranked me as your favorite
I'm gonna have to have a talk with her about that
Tyler's number one in the autism scale
Get fucked all of you
Tyler's number one in the autism scale
Woo
Thanks for the email
That was a good game
Good match
Alright, well
I love how every time I dominate on the fucking like standard categories and then final jeopardy I'm like
AHHH
Yeah, down to the wire
Cause I'm like, ehhh
Final jeopardy always fucks me up
Alright, well
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What was your initial bet?
My initial bet?
Everything but a dollar
Cause I had $4300 so I was $42.99
But what was your original bet? Did you bet at all?
43, and then I was like, oh no
Because then if he does it all
I'll still have $1
And you used the same logic
I bet everything but $2
Yeah
Dude, New Mexico was fucking a month off
I was so pissed
God damn it
Dude, I didn't know they came that late
What was Texas?
Texas was relatively ner-
Like, they had fucking
I think they were in the Civil War
Texas was around
Remember the Alamo shit, right?
Damn
Texas was 1812
I'm guessing, 1812
Texas statehood
Fucking Joe Biden remembers the Alamo
1845
That's the only thing he remembers
1845, yeah
Damn
All I know is that fucking
New York was fucking like 1700s
Yeah, it was like
It's like one of the first
Right?
Well, you know what the first state was?
Delaware
Was it?
Delaware was the first state
That's the only thing useful that's come out of Delaware
Is being the first state
So it's the home state of Joseph Biden
Damn, Elon Musk just moved
What is it, SpaceX and
Tesla? They were incorporated in
Delaware, he moved them out
He moved them to Texas
Yeah, because like all big companies
Like incorporate in Delaware
For like their tax laws
And they fucked him out of his
$58 billion
Like
Like payment that he was owed by Tesla
It was Tesla
And so he moved the company to Texas
Like the actual incorporation to Texas
Interesting
I mean fucking New York state is literally
The worst, California might
Be worse than New York to start
A company in
I know New York or California are the worst
New York, literally
If you're gonna start a fucking business
Move to Vermont
Vermont is so much better than New York
It's unbelievable and it's like
15 minutes away
New York is just so fucking greedy, dude
Actually, how far away is the fucking border to Vermont
From here, like 30 minutes?
Oh, from here? That's probably 20 minutes
20-30 minutes
Like to get to like
Burlington, it's like fucking like 35 minutes
40 minutes? Yeah, I wanna register my
Cars there
Then you have a stupid Vermont license plate though
I don't give a fuck, I'd rather have that than a
New York license plate, you know?
I wanna have the new New York license plate
The new one? The fucking white one
With the... Oh yeah
You have the yellow one? Yeah, they're ass ugly
Dude, mine's fucking peeling off
Yeah, they look fucking
Awful, but that was a big
Problem they had, cause the contractor that they used
They like
Fucked up the adhesive
Or the paint or whatever
Dude, it like, fuck like, it's genuinely
Upsetting to me that my fucking license plate's all
Fucked up. They'll give you a new one
I wanna get like the new new one
I wanna get like one, like keep my fucking same numbers
But just get it on the fucking, the new plate
Yeah
It's way harder than you'd think it would be
I don't know why they ever came out with those yellow ones
Because it was a throwback to
The 1980s
It was a terrible vent
It's our state colors, that's why they use that
Our state colors are blue and yellow
The worst looking license plates
I mean, think about it, like you could have done like the
State trooper fucking like style of having the
Blue and yellow letters
I think would look better
Because look at trooper cars, they're blue with fucking
The yellow line, that looks sharp
Fucking yellow and blue, just imagine if the trooper cars
Were yellow with a blue line
Oh, they'd look fucking awful
They would look like a taxi
They should have done blue with yellow letters
Yeah, they did do that at one point
That was the 70s I think
Damn
I have a license plate from that time period
It's the blue with the yellow lettering
And I think it actually looks pretty cool
But my favorite license plate was the early 2000 one
With the Statue of Liberty in the middle
Oh, the Liberty plates, yeah
I still have some Liberty plates
I have a couple Liberty plates
No, the one that you're thinking of is like
The white one with just the Statue of Liberty in it
I like the blue one with like
The fucking Niagara Falls
And then New York City
With the Statue of Liberty
Right, so that was like
2003 to like 2014
I think
And then the 2014 to 2022
Was the yellow
And then now they have the fucking
The new
There's some yellow in it, but it's like the blue
It's the white blue
It's similar to the
2003 to like 2014 one
Yeah, yeah
It has like Niagara Falls and all that
Which I think New York State's license plate should be like that
Because it actually shows that
There is an upstate New York
Because every other license plate is just like
Just New York City
Speaking of
The Adirondacks
Do you know what Adirondack means?
It means bark eater
It's literally
Like a derogatory term
For the tribe of Indians that lived in that area
Really? It is
And I've ever eaten
Birch bark? It tastes delicious
I haven't It tastes like root beer
But
I think we should start a campaign
To get the name of the Adirondacks changed
Because, yeah, because that's
That's pretty offensive, dude, if you ask me
That offends me, actually
I'm offended What would you change it to?
The Empire Mountains?
The Indigenous Peoples Mountains
The Indigenous Mountain Range
The fucking Mohegan? I like it
I think we
I think we should start a
We should start a movement
A GoFundMe
If you want to donate to our GoFundMe that's going to go towards
Changing the name of the Adirondacks
We'll put a link in the description
Dude, I think we're
I absolutely love the Adirondacks
What, $5,000 to start off with?
I love the Adirondacks
That'd get it going pretty good
$500 gold
$5,000
Everything's so like woke now
That I bet you could get the name
Of the Adirondacks changed because of that
I bet they would change it on maps and just
Oh, don't give a fuck about the Adirondacks
I just want their money
There's a mountain in Australia called
N-Word Head
Whoa
Look it up, there's a mountain called
N-Word Head in Australia
Is that what it's actually called?
That's literally what it's called, it's called the Slur
Head
Damn, they might want to like change that
Is anybody working on it?
You know what they call
Chocolate covered marshmallows
In other countries?
I feel like we're definitely getting cancelled for this episode
I think we should quit what we're at
What do they call them?
They call them N-Word Heads too
Alright, so
We're on that now
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Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Ugh, they're killing
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And sell them to the Chinese
Aliens exist
Somewhere in China
Alright, in some days
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
Oh my god
Did they come from our planet?
They're super soldiers
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
I do not agree with that
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What?
Raaaaaaar
Raaaaar
We gotta go to the fucking moon
Because JFK got assassinated
By the fucking government
He got killed by the CIA
JFK was killed by the government
Before my eyes
While holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump
Nothing
They're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has taken it to the next level
With the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are going to make them so fucking real
They're going to sing much
Because they know
That if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts
No surgery, but let me tell you
Their technology is out of solution
Which by the way
Big brother is the overlord
We're only living in the third dimension
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George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually
worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. George Soros
is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking
evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit. He's fucking fucked down a whole
bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it, okay? Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump
is the fucking word person out there. Love Trump, right? Love Trump. He's not the actual
fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone
out there. Everybody's got Trump. Everybody's got Trump. He's saying, Elon Musk is so cool.
He made a place for all of us. The actual government is trying. The actual new government,
which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are turning fucking
the whole world. The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking building. The pain
of fucking all these guys.