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This is just fucking white victimization.
Like, I'm the white victim.
Let me see this, a picture of this guy.
This is so cringe.
He's a white guy with dreads.
That guy.
Oh, I've seen this video.
Didn't he do another song about...
He did like a really controversial one.
I'm not racist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if he did I'm not racist actually.
Like, I'm sure if he was like a white kid
growing up in like a black neighborhood or something.
I can see how that would be like.
I'm sure he like got made fun of.
No, it wasn't. George fucking...
Joyner Lucas made I'm not racist.
So, mm-mm.
You know, he probably got bullied as a kid for being white.
Yeah.
He's probably in a black school or something.
Yeah, what causes a white person to put their hair into dreads?
Um...
One of two reasons.
Some people say that's racist.
You either get blacked or you...
Or you want to be blacked.
You get blacked. What is that?
You know, when the girls...
You know, get that...
Please explain, Tyler.
Get that BBC.
I think you've been...
I think you've been watching too much...
Too much Pornhub.
Get blacked.
So fucking...
Trump won the fucking...
Primary.
Nevada. No, the caucus.
I guess there's a caucus and a primary in Nevada.
And Nikki Haley
ran unopposed.
But 60% of people voted for
none of these candidates.
Really?
Because he wasn't on the ballot on the primary.
Because he was on the caucus instead.
I don't understand how that works.
I don't understand either.
I don't know why Nikki Haley's still fucking trying to do anything
because she's getting fucking blown out of the water.
Yeah.
Like it's a fucking joke.
Dude, Vivek Ramaswamy destroyed her.
It was so awkward.
I don't have a problem with women.
I have a problem with you.
Yeah, and then he was like saying about
all her donors.
And how she's so like...
Yeah, and then she just like
she was like looking away all awkward.
It was so like, dude.
He's just like, we're talking about trying to get people
out of the war.
90% of your donors
are Warhawks.
No, it's the results of
the primary. Nevada primary
are expected at 10.30pm.
So we'll see live
on the podcast.
Election season.
You know what I'm looking forward to is Tucker Carlson's
interview with Putin.
That's tonight or tomorrow?
He's interviewing Putin?
Why don't they just like... where is it? Is it in Russia?
Why don't they have Tucker Carlson
slip him something?
Well, I think they would.
Like all of Russia
respects Tucker Carlson.
They love him in Russia.
Is Tucker Carlson
pro-Russia?
He's not pro-Russia.
He just wants to know the truth.
I think it's live right now actually.
Is it? Yeah. Oh shit.
Dude, put it on. Put a little...
and we'll just...
No, dude. It's fucking a four hour
interview. Four hours?
Yeah. Dude, they said that the government was
pissed that he was doing that.
They were not happy.
Dude, Biden's a fucking
zombie. The rest of the people behind him,
the fucking like...
I don't know what to fucking call them.
The fucking like neoliberal
fucking puppeteers
that are doing it. They're the ones
that are actually making all the decisions and they're fucking
awful. Yeah.
Don't get me wrong.
Fucking conservatives now are a bunch of fucking psychopaths
too. Dude, they're all
psychopaths. It goes back and forth.
And that's why I'm like... I'm just not...
I don't even want to... I'm like, dude,
if my room is a mess, I don't care about what's
going on with politics. Like...
Not that I... I'm not
interested. What the fuck is
it going to change? Right.
It's like, dude, whatever's going to happen is going to happen.
And like, I can put so much emotional
energy into this and I've got like enough stuff
in my own life I've got to take care of.
The reason why I fucking
went hardline conservative
is just because I was getting sick of all
the fucking like social justice shit.
Like, I think like
for actual like...
like political things
that aren't social justice,
I'm pretty middle of the fucking road.
But for social justice specifically,
I'm pretty hardline right because I just
don't fucking care anymore. Right.
Like, that was the main... and like
the main things that people care about
now for political things
is your ideology on fucking
social justice or whatever.
So, when people are like, oh,
what are you fucking right or left leaning for
social issues, I'm right leaning for
pretty much everything else. I'm, you know,
I can pick up either side for something.
Right. And that's the thing, that's the problem
I have too is like, I see good points
on both sides and I see bad points on both sides.
But specifically, like
social justice shit is
like just fucking cancer.
I see a lot of bad points on the democratic side.
I see only
bad points on the republican side.
Really? Yeah. But if fucking...
If liberals didn't fucking
throw all their fucking
chips and they went all in on social justice,
they would be doing so much better right now.
Right. They shot themselves
in the... not in the foot, they shot themselves
in the face by throwing all their
chips in the fucking social justice. Social justice
is important, man. No, it's not.
Well, liberals
used to be cool. They used to
be the cool ones. Like, liberals
used to be like, you go to Whole Foods
and you go to like the co-ops,
the food co-ops, and they were the ones
doing all the cool shit with organic food.
Yeah, it's kind of out of hand.
And like, they were literally like
against war. Now they're
more into war than the republicans.
Which is bizarre. Yeah.
I feel like there's like a changing
of the axis type thing. Like the fucking
like the polls shifted or something.
Yeah, the polls
shifted, but they shift every so often.
I mean, in
the...
in a weird like
thing, the democrats
during the civil war were the ones
that were for
slavery. And the
republicans were like for
abolition of slavery.
And then they flipped it back and forth.
Yeah, and that's just how it goes.
It's like, it's not really like...
So like, democrat or republican,
you're gonna be
the other person
within a hundred years. A hundred.
It's the other person, I'd say, within fifteen.
Yeah, but like it keeps like flipping...
It takes fifteen years for it to flip back and forth.
I think it's just going like this.
It's just a...
Joe Biden used to be very conservative.
Did you hear what he said?
They pulled up a video of
they said, this was in 2007
when he was... when him and
Obama were running
for president.
And he was running for vice president.
And they're like, Mr. or
Senator Biden, what do you think
of gay marriage? And he goes, me and Mr.
and Senator Obama
oppose gay marriage.
We think that marriage is a sacred act
and should not be
governed by the government of
this thing. And we believe it is between
a man and a woman. And that's what I have to say about that.
Until that became an
unpopular opinion.
And now, look at him. He's just like
Trump used to be a democrat.
Trump is just... I don't think he's
politic... He's not a republican or a democrat.
He's a Trump.
He doesn't... He has to
run in a party to get elected.
He's just an asshole. But like, Trump
is for Trump. That's pretty much
it. And the thing is,
he's an asshole.
Absolutely. He's a psychopath.
For sure.
But...
I'd rather have a psychopath
than a retard.
Maybe that'll be the name of the
episode. Well, Biden's not retarded.
He just has severe dementia.
I'd rather have a psychopath
than a retard. But think about
that in other circumstances.
I think it depends on the circumstance. A bus
driver? You want a psychopath
or a retard?
I think I'd go with a retard.
Surgeon? Psychopath
or retard?
Psychopath. The surgeons are
already psychopaths.
Taco Bell employee?
I want... Taco Bell
employee? I want...
I'll take the lower IQ.
Don't put rap.
Donald Trump,
I think, is the medical
diagnosis of a psychopath.
I actually don't think he's
a psychopath, dude. I think that
he has gotten
so much of what he's wanted in this life
that he's probably
a narcissist. Probably
maybe wouldn't have been...
The actual textbook definition of a psychopath
is somebody who
is super manipulative,
he has little to no
empathy, and
he's able to do
what he wants because he doesn't
care about morals or anything.
He just does what he wants to do.
Is it not just a representation
of the average
mega-republican?
Wouldn't you picture a
mega-republican? Somebody who only cares
about themselves?
What the fuck are you
talking about? That is not true at all.
Like when they say,
oh, don't let people in the...
Secure the border. Don't let people in the border.
Do you want the border not
secured, Casey? No, I do.
I do.
I want the border secured.
What do you want?
I think the border should be
secured.
Do you hear this insane shit?
Not to go off topic
because that's insane
and we'll get back to what you were saying.
But have you seen the shit that's been going on
on the border fucking recently?
We're pretty much at war with Mexico at this point.
It's going to be a civil war. No, we're at
war with the feds. No, Texas
is at war with the feds. But Texas is at
war with the feds constantly. There's going to be a civil
war. It's not going to be a civil war.
They're going to fucking quell it down.
It's all fun and games until alphabet boys
start taking rounds to the chest.
Yeah. If alphabet boys
start taking rounds, then things start
getting out of hand. I'm saying the
question is, who
should we care about more?
The legal immigrants or
our own people?
Legal or illegal?
Any immigrants, like any
people from
outside of our country. So that's the thing
Casey. If they're legal immigrants,
they become citizens of our country.
So we should care about them the same
as the rest of the citizens. Should we even
let them in the first place?
Legal immigrants, I said.
If they are legal,
if they are, if they are,
let me finish. If they are a
legal immigrant, not illegal,
but a legal immigrant,
they went through all the paperwork. They went through all
that and they've gotten citizenship.
So that shouldn't
be a different thing. If you are an
immigrant, but you get your citizenship because
you immigrated the correct way and
got all your papers and stuff, you are now a
citizen of the United States. So that's no
different than any other citizen in the United States.
The issue is the
illegal immigrants that are coming in and
they're trying to be treated as citizens.
That's not, we should not treat them
as citizens or as fucking equals. We should
put them back into their country because
you come to this country
the correct way or you don't come at all.
If we have so many problems
here with homelessness and shit,
why should we care about people that want to come
in to our country
and give them benefits?
We shouldn't. We shouldn't.
That's what I was saying.
So how is illegal immigration any different
from legal immigration?
They're both coming in and using our resources.
But that's the thing. Legal immigration
are not using our resources.
Legal immigration, they're coming in and
they're providing to the community because in order
to become a legal immigrant, you have to have
a job. You have to have
a whole bunch of shit in order to legally
immigrate.
Do illegal immigrants work though?
No, but not the way that a legal immigrant
would have to because a legal immigrant has to have
a job, lodging,
fucking, they have to
take tests and stuff to know.
Basically, becoming a
legal immigrant is you have to
show America
as a government body that you are
willing to synergize
with America.
The biggest problem with illegal immigrants
and refugees and stuff
is that they want to do
their culture in America,
which you don't do.
If I immigrated
to, let's say fucking England
or something, I'm not going to be like, this is
how we do it in America, so this is the way it has
to be. You know how hard it is to learn
a language. Yeah.
But like, I'm not going to
fucking go to another country that I
don't live in and because I'm
an American, I'll be like, this is the way that we
do it in America and this is how we're going to do it.
And it's just like, you don't just go
to it. It's like going into, it's like
I came into your house and I'm like,
hey, this isn't the way that
I would do something and I just flip your table
over. And I'm like, that's how I would
do it. Or I take your table and
I take your living room table and I bring it downstairs
into your basement. I'm like, well, this is how I do it in my
house. Why do you have a problem with
this? I did it in my house like this.
And then like the people who are like,
well, that's how he does it, so
why do you have a problem? That's like the thing that
the people who are claiming that
illegal immigration is like a good
thing and we should just let them do that, are the people
that would be like, if I took your table and brought it downstairs
into your basement or I fucking took
your TV and threw it in the fucking swimming pool
or something, I go, well, this is what we do in our house.
And they'd be like, well, that's what he
does in his house. Why don't you just let him do it in your house?
Right.
I think like, MAGA Republicans
are just thinking like, like, the
idea is we should take care of our own people before
like taking in other people
and taking care of them.
Is that a bad thing?
I agree with that. I don't know. What?
Is that that big of an issue?
It is an issue because we're going to have a fucking civil war
about it. We're not going to get to the civil war.
People of Texas government are saying that we're going to have
that they're being invaded and it's a national
security issue. It is a national security issue.
And if you actually look at the fucking border,
they are being invaded. They have people with
guns trying to cross the American
border to get in. What is
that considered in any other circumstance?
If you have armed people from
another country trying to come into
your country, that is an invasion
force, even if they're not part of the government.
Dude, but think about how many Irish immigrants
came over and like... Legally.
Legally. Legally. But think about how
hard it was. That's the thing.
But that's like, that's the fucking biggest thing.
When they're like, your ancestors were immigrants, like
my ancestors came around a fucking boat
and got potatoes thrown at them when they fucking
came over. They got fucking... Exactly.
You know that your ancestors were
mistreated as immigrants. They were mistreated,
but they were also legal
immigrants. They came over and did things
the right way. And guess what?
You're saying we should treat all immigrants
mistreat all immigrants?
Listen, this is the funny thing
is, Americans specifically
are fucking just
prejudice or racist towards whatever
new group is here.
It's just like a rite of passage, it feels
like. To become
like a group in America, you have to have
your time in the negative
spotlight. Right. Like,
the Irish came over. They were fucking
beat up, fucking rocks thrown
at them and shit. Then, now look,
most police departments and fire departments are all
Irish people. Fucking,
the Italians came over. So literally
Irish welfare is the pension system, the comp
and fire pension system.
The Italians came over.
They were beat up, called like fucking filthy,
greasy pieces of shit and shit.
Fucking like beat up. Now, look at
the Italians. They own most of the
restaurants in America. Then you fucking
go to like, you know,
you go down the fucking line of
the different groups of immigrants that came
over. They all had their fucking
struggles and now they
had their spot. But it's like, it's kind
of like, you know, in like, it's like, kind of like
in the sports, like hazing the new kid type thing.
I'm not saying it's a good thing,
but I'm saying like, in America, you
kind of pay your dues by getting
like shit on for like the first like
30 years that your people are in
the country. And then you become
part of like the fucking crew.
Once you become part of the crew, they're like,
yeah, but like the thing is
when you become part of the crew, you kind of accept
how America is. You're like, okay,
it's not going to be like
back home. It's going to be like America.
But we can
add to America because that's the
biggest, that's the biggest strength
of America is that when we start, when
people start adding cultures into
the American fucking melting pot
instead of trying to make
the entire melting pot theirs,
it's a great
thing. If you take things from your culture,
put it in there. I take things from my culture,
put it in there. You take things from their culture.
Everybody puts it in there and we make it
into one thing. That's fantastic.
Dude, that's, that is like what I've said before,
like why America is awesome. Yeah, because
America will never not be
a world power because
of that exact thing. But then
if you think about it, like people from fucking
like Syria
coming over that, like for like refugees and
stuff, they want
fucking Sharia
law. They want like all this. It's like, it's
not going to be your fucking old country.
It's going to be America, whatever you
like it or not. And if you keep pushing
against it, you're going to be fucking
beaten to submission by like
laws or just society
in general, or you'll leave.
I actually think we should have Sharia
law in America. What?
I think we should have Sharia law in America.
Then you'd be executed, Casey.
What? You'd be executed. Would I?
Okay. Yeah, because you, you would
you'd be considered a blasphemer to
Allah and you'd get killed.
I would get killed. So would Dan.
We'd all be killed.
For the record, I didn't say
that on the podcast. The chicken
place across from, well, you
don't work in Schenectady, did you? No, I did.
Yeah. Oh, you did? The fucking one right across the street.
Yeah, they had a thing
above the cash register
in the back. And I asked the girl that was working there.
I'm like, what does that mean? And she said, oh,
it means Sharia law.
It was an Arab, right?
And I was like, what is that even? It's Sanskrit
by the way. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
Dan, tell us about your road rage
incident. God damn.
Is somebody shooting something? Yeah, let me.
What? I just heard like fucking pop, pop.
Oh, no. Duck.
Yeah, dude.
So I'm pulling
into, I go to Whole Foods every
Saturday and get a nice piece of sockeye salmon
to cook for dinner. And
I'm pulling
into Whole Foods. Well, I'm on the road
in front of Colony Center.
And there's a guy
blocking the entrance to Whole Foods,
right, like halfway. But there's like a full
car length in front of him, right?
So he's not pulling forward.
He's just kind of sitting there, right?
So I'm like, well, if I back up two feet,
I can pull the front of him and get into the entrance,
right? So
I throw it in reverse and I back up like
a half car length. Okay. Right?
And I'm looking at my
rear view camera. And
there's a guy like coming up behind me.
Lays on his fucking horn.
Right? So I just honk back, right?
No big deal. It's like, whatever, dude. Just like calm
down. I'm backing up just a little bit.
Right? So I pull into
the front of Whole Foods and
I go and park. And so I'm sitting
in the car talking to my girlfriend.
And I hear,
hey, you fucking retard,
hey!
And my girlfriend's like, I think they want to talk
to you. And I'm like, oh shit. I'm like,
yeah, I'll talk to him. So I
hop out and the guy's like,
it's like this fat, like
Puerto Rican guy. With his like,
his buddies or I don't know if it's his family.
I wasn't really paying attention. He's homebrews.
Yeah. So he's like, you fucking
retard, you fucking idiot. Learn how to fucking
drive. What's fucking wrong with you, bro?
Fuck you, dude. And I'm like, bro.
I said, I got a backup camera.
Like I could see you. You're good. And he goes, I
don't give a fuck what you got, bro. You
fucking moron. I'm like, hold on
there, friendo. And I'm like, bro. I'm like,
I'm like, keep it pushing, pal.
Keep it pushing.
That's the most dad thing to say. Dude,
I know what I got it from. I
got that from this
girl who's working out in the gym. This really hot
girl. And these guys were looking at her
and she was recording it. She's like, keep it pushing, pal.
I said, keep it pushing, right?
And so he's like, you fucking pussy.
And I'm like, bro. I said,
fucking go. Well, I didn't say fucking
go. I didn't say it like that, actually. I take that back.
I said, bro, keep it moving.
Right. I was just like being calm
but just keep it moving. Right. He's like,
you fucking pussy. Suck a dick.
And I said, and then he started to
pull away. Right. I said, I'll suck a dick. I'll suck
your dick and like it.
It was just
like, I don't know. I feel like
like, what do you
say to that? Because look, I'm
trying to get the Whole Foods and he's trying
to have a conversation. Right.
So I am thinking of the path
of least resistance to get my fucking
salmon. Okay. So
none of that involves me fist fighting.
I know. You're like, I don't want to deal with this today.
No. So I just like one. I said,
oh, and then I said after
it was actually before I told him I'd suck
his dick and like it.
I said, bro, I said, you say
one more thing. I'm calling the cops. Like
just get out of here. Go.
And that's when he's like, you fucking pussy.
Suck a dick.
I'll suck your dick and like it.
Dude, because I'm like literally just like
he's trying to have a fight
and I'm trying to be a comedian and get the fuck
out of there. You know, like what do you
say to somebody that says I'll suck your dick
and like it. I'd punch you in the face.
There's nothing you can say to it. I'd punch you in the face.
It's like when somebody wants to fight you
and you just get naked and they don't know what to do.
It's like, yeah, like those prank videos.
He brought your cock on his face.
So I do.
He started cradling his nuts.
It did make me realize that like
if this guy wanted to fight me,
which his response was so
overblown for what happened, like literally
nothing happened. Imagine if I
actually hit him. He's just
one of those people that just lose cannon.
Oh, bro, that guy's probably
fucking killed people. Yeah. No, maybe
not killed people, but he's definitely
fucking got his shit rocked because he doesn't know how to
keep his mouth shut. That's why, like, what do you do in that
situation? Because if you like start arguing with a person
and like doing it back to them,
they might like try to fight you.
Have like a knife or something. Right.
I've had several altercations because
of shit like that. Dude, it's just like
it's not worth it. My buddy's like
that's why I keep a gun. I'm like, no, that
is the worst thing. It's like the best
thing you can do is just be like, you know what?
This is what I should have done. I should have just been like,
you know what? Don't pull a gun on somebody unless you're willing
to shoot it. Unless you're willing to die.
Yeah. You know, too. And
you want to get to know this guy in
court with your lawyers talking to each
other. Fuck that. I don't want to be that intimate with
you. That's like a fucking step away from
fucking sex, dude. Like, I do not
want to know you that. I don't want to know you that
fucking well. Dude, sitting in
court with somebody for nine fucking hours,
like that's fucking
nine hours probably over the course
of three months. You know what I mean? Like multiple
times a fucking month. Yeah.
Fuck that, dude.
Like, guns
are just, they can get you in a real jam. Like
the best thing to do. They can also get you out of
certain jams. They can, but
dude, I think you're better off.
I'd feel better if I had a gun on me and somebody
was like, fucking
trying to fuck with me in some road rage incident.
That's an ejection
seat. That's like, absolute
like, I'm gonna die. So if you take
the actual gun courses, which I take
in the pistol permit course,
they teach you, it's like, your gun is
like, the fucking
nuclear option, like, of things.
You don't, like, you don't pull out a gun
to threaten somebody. When you pull out a gun,
it's a promise, it's not a threat.
You're gonna, like, in
the actual case of
gun things, if you pull
your gun out, you go, you kill
that person, or you don't pull your
gun out, type thing.
Like, you only pull that gun out if somebody's going
to kill you, or they're
gonna kill somebody that's, like,
around you. Like, it's your nuclear
option. You don't pull it out
to threaten somebody. Like, you're
like, it's not a, like, that's what
he said. He's like, it's not a threat, it's a promise.
That's such a good way to put
it. Yeah. But,
man. Because there's so many fucking,
like, thugs out there that'll pull a gun
as a threat. If you pull a gun
on me, and I have a gun, I'm gonna shoot you.
Right. You're like, well,
I don't know if New York State law even allows that.
It does. Does it?
Like, if they have a gun. If he pulls his gun
out, you can fucking shoot him. Basically,
as long as they're facing you, and they have a gun,
you can kill them. See, I
always thought that the law was, like,
in New York State, because it's not a standard ground law.
You have to do everything you can to run,
and you can only do to them what they have
done to you. You can,
it's the,
you have to do everything you can to run,
but if you have a good enough lawyer, you can be like,
I was in the spur of the moment, I thought I was
going to die, blah, blah,
blah. I mean, it'll take a while in court,
but if you have a decent lawyer,
and the person had a fucking knife or
a gun. Basically, in New York State,
if they have a gun,
you can use lethal force against them.
If they have a knife, you have to be within,
like, I think, like, five to ten
feet of somebody,
and then you can kill them,
type thing.
Well, say I get into a road rage incident,
right, and some guy takes a swing at me,
and he misses, and I just, like,
like, fucking punch him, and he goes down.
Do I get, do I get
charged? No, you're defending
yourself. You're defending yourself. Because he attempted
to hit you. Yeah,
I guess, but, I mean,
we gotta get Lundy on here.
Oh, this would probably be, like,
perfect for him. He'd know exactly. I think he's
coming soon, but.
Glad you talked to him. Yeah.
My
friend at work was saying that
she got into an altercation with somebody,
and
a road rage altercation.
Oh, by the way, this is not legal advice from us
at all. This is just. Well, it is from
me. I'm,
I'll take your donations.
Actually send them to UntitledPod73
at Gmail. Oh, we gotta check that,
by the way, to see who won the question from last
week. But,
oh, yeah,
my friend pulled out a can
of oven spray and sprayed somebody in the face
during a road rage incident. Really?
Yeah, which is, I think oven spray is
a caustic substance. Yeah, it can
melt your eyes. Yeah.
So, and then, one of her
family members was in a road rage
incident. The guy got out
and shot her point blank
in the head and killed her and drove away. They never caught
the guy. Oh my god. Yeah.
Don't, I just, like, don't fuck with people.
I think the best thing I could have said
to this guy was like, hey, man,
like, I didn't mean to mess your day up.
I apologize for that. You have a good day.
And just walk away. Because it's
like, I'll admit wrong,
just to fucking have this fucking
ghetto trash leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah. So, he was, dude, he was
definitely, like, definitely
a scumbag. And because
no normal person would react like
that, you know?
And things can get bad
in that Whole Foods parking lot, bro.
Did I tell you about the guy I saw with the
ski mask on? No.
Yeah. So, this guy is...
That's a fashion statement, actually, now, too.
Like, kids wear ski masks. It's like...
No, this was, he was like, this was like a
strong arm robbery in the middle of the daylight.
So,
the guy, this guy,
I'm not going to say, like, anything about, like,
you know... So, we know what happened.
Okay. Anything about his race
or anything like that. But you can assume I'm
trying to paint a picture. I'm not saying
anything. But not saying
anything is saying exactly
what I need to say.
Yeah. So,
he had a ski mask on.
And he's coming through the parking
lot, reaching into a backpack,
like, implying that he
has a gun. And this girl's following him.
And she's like, somebody
stop him! Stop him!
Oh, my God! Stop him!
And I made eye contact
with this guy. And he made eye
contact with me. And
the way I interpreted his look
was, mind your fucking
business. And so, I said, yep,
I'm going to mind my fucking business.
Because he's got something in that
backpack and I don't want to find out what the fuck it is.
He could be faking it
or I don't know. But anyway... It's the same fucking
thing with, like, cross-cut. Did you still go shopping?
Oh, yeah, yeah. So,
I went to the
girl and I asked her, I said, what did
he take? And she's like, oh, I work at Foot Locker,
one of the shoe stores,
and he stole a pair of shoes. I'm like,
fucking whatever, dude. It's not your...
Let him go! I'm like, here, get in the car
and I'll take you back to the entrance
you came from. She's like, how do I know I can trust you?
I'm like, just get in the car. Like, I'm
just going to give you a ride back. Forget that
fucking guy and go back to your store. Like,
don't get shot over a set
of shoes that you don't own. Yeah.
You know? But it's the same thing with
fucking, like, cross-kits. Cross-kits is getting bad.
Cross-kits is
been bad. Yeah. Like, it's bad.
Like, fucking, like, there's been, like, shootings and
stabbings and fucking shit. The brawl
at the fucking beef jerky stand
was really fucking funny. Oh,
yeah. Yeah, remember that shit?
Dude, if any of our listeners
want to know what's going on, you can
type in cross-kits mall beef jerky
fight. There's, like, a literal...
Beef jerky fight. Dude, there's
a literal
brawl that happens out, like,
it starts outside in, like, the hallway
of the mall and then they all start... They tackled
one guy to the beef jerky stand
and they all just start punching the fuck
at each other and they... It's, like, fucking, like,
fifteen people fighting each other. Like,
it's, like, ridiculous.
Did you see
the footage from the Apple
store or the shooting? Yeah. Megan was
there for that shooting. Was she?
A few years, like, five years ago.
Yeah. She worked at the store
DPW,
what's it called? The shoe store? Yeah.
DSW? DSW.
Oh, yeah, that's, like, right there, too. Yeah.
Right? Yeah. Yeah, but
in the video, there's this Albany
County dispatcher that's with his
family and
he... As soon as the
shots rang out, his, like, his
wife had the
baby carriage, the stroller,
and he just, like, jumped
over it to fucking hide.
Dude, like, ran.
And it's, like, he got rolled over the coals
for that in the comments, dude. And he, like,
posted this whole thing that he was so sorry
that he did that to
his family. It was, like,
it was bad, dude. Dude, you never know
what you're gonna do unless you
get put into those situations. Right. Oh, yeah.
No, for sure. Like, dude, I've
thought that. I'm, like, I don't know that I wouldn't
do that. Because I had
one situation like that
when I was working
in Malta, actually. The, uh,
like, I had a call. It was just
whatever. The run up to it doesn't
matter, but they, uh,
it ended up being a domestic,
not an actual, like, EMS call.
And when I got there,
like, the guy was, like,
waving a knife at us, like, whatever. So I'm like,
alright, I'm gonna fucking leave.
And then when I'm leaving, I hear... Yeah, that's a good clue to leave.
Yeah. I hear the
wife go, oh no, he's got a gun
and then a door slam, which sounded like a gun
shot. So I kinda, like, ducked behind
the ambulance and I was like, fuck, so I called
for, like, dispatch to, like, come out.
And, like, I called for, like, PD,
obviously, and then, like, the fucking Calvary came.
Took them five minutes, but the Calvary
came. I'd get as far away
from that as I possibly could. That was the thing, though.
I wasn't able to get to the front seat
of the ambulance without being
outside of, like, a cover.
So I'm like, I can't get
to the front. Should've brought your radio with you, bro.
No, I did have my radio. That's, I called,
I called for backup
via my radio. And then
I was like, I can't get to the front
of the ambulance, because if I get to the front of the ambulance
then I'm completely open.
Type thing. And, uh,
you can't, like, the way our things are,
it's next to
impossible to crawl from the passenger seat
to the driver's seat
because we have, like, a fucking, like, arm
that comes up like this that holds the shit.
So you'd have to, like, do
that, and it's obvious, like,
when you're in the front seat
of things that are going on.
So, like, I'm like, if this guy
has a gun and he already shots,
because, like, she didn't come out or anything.
I just heard door slam, oh no, he's got a gun.
Boom! I'm like,
well, she's dead. Like,
in my brain I'm like, okay, dead.
She's gone.
The fuck is
that? That's my
neighbor. Is it?
Oh, it's the car. Yeah. Oh, that.
He's gotta get his exhaust fixed.
He's gotta get a muffler
installed. They're like 50
bucks, dude. So I was like, well,
she's dead, but I'm like,
okay, I gotta worry about me and
my partner currently, and then I heard
a door open and it's someone coming down the
driveway, and I'm like,
I pulled out my fucking, like, knife, I'm like,
alright, I'm gonna have to fight to
kill somebody, cause I'm like, okay,
and then it was the wife, and she was just
bleeding from the hand, and I'm like,
what happened? She's like,
he stabbed me in the hand, and I'm like,
you said he had a gun. He's like, I thought he
did. And I'm like,
That's a big fucking deal. That's a big deal.
You can't fucking do that. You can't just think that he does.
Yeah.
Dude, I was thinking of, like, something
like, really dangerous that happened to me.
Nothing happened,
but, I mean, like, it could have been dangerous.
I guess I should word it.
I went to an address,
and it was for, like, somebody
that was down, or maybe it was, like,
a life alert, you know?
And I
knocked on the door and nobody answered.
So I went into the house,
and this little old guy
comes walking up to me,
he's like, oh, hello! Right?
And I asked him,
I'm like, did you call 911?
He's like, no. I'm like,
this is the wrong fucking address, dude.
I just walked in this guy's
fucking house. Oh my
god, I had one of those. This is the wrong
address. And the guy is just like, hello!
Like, I'm in his fucking house! And he's
just, like, cool with it. It's like, I mean,
thank you. I mean, that's where uniforms come
in handy, because I obviously don't look like I'm fucking
trying to steal shit. But, dude, what if he was, like, a
Vietnam vet? Yeah, with a fucking
shotgun. Right! Fucking
grand Torino. Bro, that is such a dangerous
thing to do. Dude, I fucking- That is the
most dangerous thing I've ever done.
I had one where I went to the wrong address
because it's, like, one of the ones in Albany that had, like,
two different addresses.
Like, it had, like, the same address on the different
part of the city, just the zip code was different.
So, I was like,
oh, can I walk in?
The house is pitch black. It's during the daytime.
Like, pitch black. All the blinds are
drawn.
And I was like,
EMS type shit, like,
walking in, like, walking around.
Nothing. There's, like, two pieces of furniture
in the whole fucking house.
And I go to, like,
the upstairs. There's just, like,
three dudes sleeping in sleeping bags.
And I'm like, I'm getting the fuck
out of here, dude.
Like, homeless people? Yeah.
I was like, fuck, dude, I'm getting the
fuck out of here.
And then I go to dispatch, like, are you sure it's the right address?
They're like, oh, fuck, no, it's the one on the
other side of the city. I'm like, god damn it!
You almost got me killed!
Dude, yeah, you talk about dangerous stuff.
That is probably the most
dangerous thing that EMTs do. Yeah.
We go in blind. Like,
that's the thing, like, we don't have a fucking weapon
in the Fed. I do. But most of us
don't carry, like, a big ass knife or anything.
I know people that carry it on the job.
I do too, but, like, you're not supposed to.
Right. But I was going to say,
going to the top floor of the fucking,
you know, the apartment building. Yeah.
It's like, what if you get up to the top floor
and somebody just, like, opens the door with a gun?
It's like, what are you going to do?
Run all the way downstairs?
Which apartment building?
You know, the one. 400? Yeah.
100.
That's funny. Like, that's the thing, like,
like, I'm like fucking,
like, you pull a gun on me,
all right, you're going to shoot me. Okay.
You know, you're not
going to outrun a bullet. You never will. That's the
thing I was looking at this week was
mass murders in the United
States. You know, this is becoming
like a huge problem in
the last ten years.
If you look at the last,
the top ten
shootings, you guys are like,
oh, God, no, let's hear
it. Let's hear it.
I got a rebuttal for. All right, let's look at the
top ten shootings in the last
ten years. Right. So you got
number one was Las Vegas in twenty
seventeen. That was that guy. He used
a semi automatic. He won the
game. Number two Orlando Nightclub
twenty sixteen, semi automatic
rifle, Virginia Tech
two thousand seven semi automatic
pistol.
Virginia Tech was a pistol.
Yeah, I don't have my automatic pistols.
How many people? Thirty
two. Oh, my God. Whoa.
With a pistol, Sandy Hook,
Pete, Jesus Hook was in two thousand
twelve. And this is mind you from night
since nineteen forty nine, Sandy
Hook, two thousand twelve, semi automatic
rifle, number five
Church, Southern Springs, Church shooting
twenty seventeen, semi automatic
rifle. Do you know what a fucking semi automatic
rifle is?
Yeah, it's a rifle that you
don't have to like reload every time.
Yes.
Yes. You know, Casey, Casey,
let me fucking let me talk to you real quick here.
Hold on. Hold on. Number six
twenty nineteen, semi
automatic rifle, number eight
nineteen eighty four. Oh, damn.
Semi automatic carbine.
And then number nine, twenty twenty
two, semi automatic rifle,
number ten, twenty twenty three,
Lewiston, Maine, semi automatic
rifle. None of them were done with muskets.
Yes.
So Casey, here's the fucking thing. Why are
we still selling so semi automatic rifles?
Oh, my fucking God, Casey.
Fucking. Oh, OK.
Let's let's do it this way.
We're going to sell a bunch of
hammers. One guy murdered a bunch
of people with a hammer. Guess we can't
sell hammers anymore. All right.
Hold on.
Talk about yourself. No,
it's just, bro, it's that's
what's available. Yeah, that's like that's
what most guns are. Almost every
gun is semi automatic. The only guns
that are the fully automatic guns,
which, hey, guess what?
Bolt action. Guess what? You can't
buy fully automatic guns in New York State.
Let's look at the
list of mass shootings in
the unit. Looks like something just walked by your window.
What? Looks like something just walked by your
window, like with like an orange light.
Dude, I heard something over there. Did you hear that earlier?
Yeah, dude, what the fuck is that? Like a squeaking
or something?
I kept hearing a noise over there.
We got a
paranormal investigation.
We'll be right back. No, no, we can
we can hold on. Keep it.
All right, we're back. That was
not a paranormal occurrence.
Well, unconfirmed.
So
if we look at the mass shootings
in England just in the twenty
twenties, there's been
what? Seven deaths. There's
only been seven deaths in England
since twenty twenty. What's the population of England,
Casey? Let's pull this up.
Well, well, the thing in England
is they don't they don't
sell guns basically.
Yeah, but guess what? Their stabbing
thing is through the roof.
Look up knife crimes
in England, Casey.
Knife crimes. Knife crimes
in England.
So
we got an echo. Echo.
You guys are getting freaked out by
the paranormal activity here today.
Do you so much?
I'm here. Footsteps
here in noises over here,
noises over there, a lot
of a lot of spirits floating around
here tonight. Do you ever see the Bowen?
Seventy seven seven eighty seven
getting fucking unpainted
now like they fucking like
put like acid on
Jesus Christ, that's fucking
two hundred sixty one homicides in twenty
twenty one to using a sharp
instrument. That's forty percent of
the five hundred ninety
four homicides that occurred in
twenty twenty two
in England. So they have
fifty five million people and we have
three hundred million.
Oh, yeah.
So the only there were only
five hundred and ninety four homicides
incurred in that
year. That's really interesting.
What's the what's the general
population in England?
We have five and a half times the population
that England has.
Oh, wow. There's twenty one thousand
deaths homicides in the US
in twenty twenty two. All right. So divide that by
five point five.
Which would give you thirty
eight hundred.
How many were in England? There was five
hundred and ninety four.
OK, so we
got a little bit of a problem.
You guys see my point? No, I don't
see your fucking point. Murder
is murder. OK, we're going to people
are going to kill each other fucking no matter
what. I see your point, Casey.
How many people have we seen
get murdered?
A lot. That's the point.
I live in America.
I've never seen it like happen actively.
No, but like how many people have we been to the
scene of who got murdered? A lot.
Right. I don't even think about it.
It's like people are watching
like murder documentaries.
I was there. It doesn't even like
register. Because you live in America.
It's like no, that's not the fucking
point, Casey. Also, let's go back
to that semi-automatic fucking gun
thing. Casey,
out of all the guns in the market,
you're such a fucking gun controlled
denier. You're such a fucking. I think
that I am a fucking Second Amendment
absolutist. I think that there should be no
restrictions on guns.
I was watching videos of the Las Vegas
shooting. I don't necessarily believe that.
That's fucking scary. That's as scary as
fuck. If I want a fucking Barrett 50
Cal fucking sniper
rifle optics with a fucking silencer on it,
I should be able to own one. I don't believe that.
Why not?
Dude, I don't because I think
the availability of guns and
access to guns is part of the problem.
I do believe that. There's more
guns than Americans, isn't there?
There's also more screwdrivers
than Americans.
Right. I just
think that yes, you should be able
to get that, but I think
there should be some barriers to entry.
There should be some things
like not saying
completely unrestricted
fucking like things. I just think
that you shouldn't be limited to the
type of weapon that you get depending
on
fucking S.Y.Z.
And separatistans where 30 kids
get shot in school
shootings in the last ten years.
That's a problem. You know what the actual
fucking problem is Casey, semi-automatic
right. No, the people fucking
always blame guns for the fucking
it's not you know,
I could put a gun on the table and be
like, all right, gun kill Casey.
It's not going to kill him. You can't
kill 30 people in a mass
stabbing. Yes, you can get
fucking tackled and you
get shot by the police. You know how fucking easy
it would be to fucking if you were in a
crowded area like a fucking
like a New York City type area.
If you were in New York, if you were in fucking
fucking
let's say Times Square, you could stab
well over 30 people
before the cops got to you.
Absolutely. I think there's layers
of truth on both sides. But how many could you kill in that
same situation with the semi-automatic
rifle? Depends actually.
You have to reload.
See, that's what I would rather get
shot than get stabbed because a
gun you only have a certain amount of bullets.
A knife you have unlimited stabs.
Yeah, that is true.
That fucking Las Vegas, he
shot fucking 500 people from
like a mile away.
Shooting is very, very
strange. Like just like
the circumstances surrounding it
are really weird, which I want to get into
after this. But
like it's the thing is
like for, what the fuck was I
saying like before this, before you guys
were talking about the Vegas thing?
Like something about like the guns.
Fucking Second Amendment muskets.
No, but like
unrestricted. Unrestricted. But like
I don't think that it should be
completely unrestricted, but I don't think
that it should be
not necessarily like
we can't have guns.
Like you can't like
we already have that felons can't
own guns. Okay.
That's the thing. How many felonies
own guns currently?
It's not a gun problem.
It's a fucking person behind
the trigger problem. Okay.
Everybody's like, oh it's the guns that are the
problem. It's like if you want to kill
somebody, you're gonna kill them with
or without a gun. So let's make it harder
for them to kill people. No. Not have
mass access to guns.
No. Casey, you are the most retarded
person I've ever talked to about gun rights.
Because you are fucking stupid.
Have you ever fired a gun in your
entire life, Casey?
Every time I get to
an argument with somebody
I got to an argument with someone
on Facebook one time and they go, bro,
let me just take you to a gun range
and let me show you how it works.
Have you fired a gun in real life?
Casey, have you fired a gun in real life?
I understand how a gun works. I don't care if you know how a
gun works. Have you ever fired a gun
in real life? I have not.
You have no right to talk about this shit.
I understand what a gun does.
You know what a gun was made for?
A gun was made to kill people.
That's the point of a gun.
A gun was made to kill something.
A gun was not made
to be a fucking tool of
let's make friends and be fucking
rainbowy sherbert unicorns.
Why are we putting them out
mass production to Americans
if they're made to kill people?
Because we don't want people to die.
We don't want people to die. It's our fucking
God-given right as an American.
Dan, you alright?
Yeah, I'm good.
It's our God-given right as an American
to be able to fucking own firearms.
And guess what?
Most firearms, most
firearm related crime,
was not done by somebody who legally has
a firearm. So
taking them away, Casey, isn't going
to fucking do anything. If you want
a gun, you can get a gun
no matter who the fuck you are.
The founding fathers didn't have
carbine rifles. The founding fathers
would have loved carbine rifles.
Let's be fucking real, Casey.
If those guys saw a fucking
Browning Foley Automatic Rifle,
they would be like, this is the greatest thing
I've ever seen in my entire life.
Founding fathers didn't have RPGs. That'd be fucking
awesome. Casey, you are
the stupidest person I've ever met
in my entire life when it comes to gun fucking
control. You are like, I
think that if we take away
the guns, we're all going to be
friends and we're going to hold hands
and there's going to be no more shootings
ever. And that's going to be
great. Well, I worked in the United
Kingdom, did it not? There's only been seven
shooting deaths in the last
four years. Casey, if we take
away the guns now, okay? Let me
get close to the mic here.
If we take away the guns now,
the guns are still out there
and there's millions of guns that are
already out there currently.
They're not just going to disappear.
They're not just going to get repossessed by the
government. We already have
millions of guns. So, shut
the fuck up and let me finish. Make them
illegal. Let me fucking finish,
Casey. So,
even if you make them illegal,
there's already going to be guns out
there. And if you already have guns out
there, guess what? They're already going to be fucking
out there. So when they're already
out there, guess what?
The fucking criminals are going to have access
to it and I'm not going to have access
to it and you're not going to have access to it.
But the only people who have access
to these deadly fucking firearms
are people who shouldn't.
So guess what? I'm not taking the guns out of
the people's hands who should have them,
who are people who are just wanted to protect
their family, protect their property, and
give it all, all the power
to these fucking scumbags who would
use their power of having guns
now. Then you have no way
to defend yourself and they know
that you have no way to defend yourself. It's like
opening the gates to the fucking barbarians
that come in, Casey. You are fucking
the stupidest person when it comes to this fucking
thing. It's literally like going,
hey, I'm unarmed.
Kill me, please. You're
literally going, it's like opening your fucking
front door and letting wolves just come
into your house and eat you. Like,
you're like, guess what? The wolf
doesn't die. No, I want a gun for personal
protection. I just don't want fucking
semi-automatic rifles being sold
to fucking
Hey, here's
what I think we should do.
I think we should make
knives illegal. That
way nobody would be murdered.
Casey,
you are staggeringly
retarded. Like,
it's a shock how staggeringly
retarded you are. You have to get a knife permit
to have like
even cooking knives. Right. I think it's like
that in Japan or something. It's
like that in England.
Is it? Yes.
Damn, it's retarded. Is it hard to get a knife? Yes.
No, I really think that you should be able
to have whatever you want and you can take tests
to get a credential for that
type of weapon.
But then he has a point,
Tyler has a point that
if you put testing on like classes
of weapons, then only
the bad guys are going to have the weapons
because they're not going to take the tests. They're
already good. They already have the weapons.
Make the fucking
god-made man
cult made them equal.
That's the fucking
that was the saying in the old west and I still think it's a fucking
thing. It's like when you both have
guns, it's an even playing field.
And if we didn't have police departments,
like everybody would need
to have a gun. Yeah.
That would be the only way. Because people would come together
as a community.
And you know, if you
have a gun and the other person has a gun.
Well, guns just screw up natural selection, right?
Because natural selection is always like
the bigger, smarter
people will have the advantage, right?
But guns, they're just an even playing
field. You're thinking about it too small
scale, too segmented, like the human
brain likes to work, right?
Like the earth made people
and people make guns.
God made people. Right? Humans
made guns. Humans make machines.
It's not some unnatural thing.
That is part of the process. We like
the things we like because it's part
of nature. But you don't have to be smart
in order to use a gun. You just pull the trigger.
I mean
it doesn't change natural selection.
Look at some of the firearms that they pick
up on, you know,
sidewinder photography of
the local police departments around here
getting firearms
that are off the street.
They are not well taken care of.
They look like they've been buried in fucking
cement for the last 25
years. These people don't know
how to take care of their guns.
I feel like a gun
safety course should be taught in every high
school. Just like how
people are like, well we have sex ed.
We should have gun education.
It's just like we have sex education.
Because no matter
who you are in America,
if you live long enough, you're going to
come across a firearm whether it's
legally or illegally.
Not going to say like you're owning a firearm, but you're going to be
in the same room as a firearm.
Everybody in America
is. I think that
guns would have less of a
less of a
like mysterious
aura around them if we
took that aura
away from them. If we taught kids
how a gun worked, how
to take care of a gun, how to use
a gun type thing, it
wouldn't be like this
fucking crazy scary thing anymore.
It would just be like, oh,
just how like sex, like when you're a
kid, sex is this crazy like mysterious
thing. Then you go through sex ed, you're like, oh, it's
kind of gross. Like type shit.
Like when people... It's a lot of work.
Yeah. And then like when
the kids are like people, like
to this day, they're like, oh, this
fucking, there's people in government who are making
laws about fucking
firearms that are like semi fully
automatic firearms. Like that's not a fucking
thing. Like you, like
especially if you're in
government and you're making laws
about guns,
know about the fucking thing that you're
doing. Right. Like it's not
hard. Go to the gun range
and fire a gun. Yeah.
I mean, you know, my brother
is a, he's Republican.
And well, I think he's older.
He's younger than you. Older. But I think
he's like shifted his views. He's more of
like a libertarian kind of
person now. I feel like most people who are Republican
are libertarian now. Right.
So he lived
in South Carolina for a little
bit, for like a year. And
you could literally go into the like
gas station and get a gun. That's
fucking awesome. And he said
that it was crazy because
everybody has a gun.
He said that there was like this girl
like next to him in his apartment complex.
It's like 20 year old girl. She had
two guns. She's like, yeah, I keep one in the car, one in
my purse. Yeah. And it's just like
everybody has them.
So you don't want to fuck around
because everybody's
fucking packing. And
he said it was actually kind of terrifying.
Kind of terrifying
that everybody has a gun.
So be careful
what you wish for in some respects.
Like I understand that
you know, shall not be infringed. That's
scary. That's like me like living in a war zone
or some shit, but every year retarded.
I would love neighbors got murdered.
It was just
the I would absolutely love
to have everybody open carry
fucking guns because I always want
to be a cowboy in the Old West
should have been a cowboy
the murder in Japan
in twenty twenty was point
to five percent with
eight hundred fifty three murders
in the U.S. Japan. Okay. Well,
look, dude, well, look up. That's Japan
and hold up
reason for the low murder rate in particular
is the extremely strict
gun laws. No, it's because they're too
busy making cartoon porn
and reliable cars. Also, everybody's
the fucking same in Japan. The big
okay. This is one of the biggest reasons
why we have murders in the United States
like off the charts is
because the
the bad side of a melting pot is
that we have lots of differences
and lots of differences
lead to a lot of anger and a lot
of anger. Maybe it's because the criminals
have access
to all these guns.
Casey,
what do I have to do to get through
to you? Do I have to shoot you?
You might. You have to shoot me.
All right. So
what do you sorry? I don't mean to go
ahead. Casey, right, Casey.
I want
to come to the gun
range with me and shoot my
rifle. I want you to come to the gun
range. I will gladly do that and not change
any of my views.
You'll realize how fucking fun guns
are. I'm sure they are fun. That doesn't
change my views. Casey,
you are all cut. You are a communist.
I don't understand why that would change my views.
No, I'm just saying just just
we're gonna make it. We're gonna make a
psychological profile here real quick.
You are a try to make an
accident happen. Shoot me.
You are a communist.
You are anti second amendment.
You are an atheist.
You are
you know, a weed smoker.
You
are a fucking
very strange individual
when it comes to, you know,
politics.
Like let's just
make it. I'm just making a profile here.
You are like the worst
fucking high school girl
with politics on the planet.
No, I think there's a lot of things
that I go very... No, you are seriously a high school
girl when it comes to politics, Casey.
I think there's a lot of things I'm more conservative on.
Do you know what Stacey's doing next week?
Did you see that dress that she's wearing?
That's the type of fucking politics
that you have.
No, bro. I think I think we just need to limit the fucking gun.
I rest my case. You're just stupid.
Okay. Damn. Casey,
you're gonna let Tyler talk to you like that
in your own home.
Oh, God. I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you think?
What do you think about all this, Dan?
About the gun stuff?
Look, I already
kind of said my piece. I think
it's a double edged sword.
Having complete
access to guns all the time,
you know,
it has its drawbacks.
So I think a lot of people,
another thing is, you know,
completed suicides, right?
Generally, people who had access to firearms
a lot of times, like
incomplete suicides, suicide attempts,
it's usually females who take
medications. They don't really
take enough, like somebody finds them
in time. But
you know, with firearms. That's the biggest thing
though with like the suicide thing
is the reason why
the completed suicides
are mostly firearms and mostly
males is because a lot
of the times, and like this is like
a fucking like thing, a
woman committing suicide is a cry for help.
A man trying to commit suicide
is like he's made up his mind.
Right. Type shit. Right.
That's like psychologically like proven
in like journals and stuff. If a guy
is killing himself, he made up his mind
and he's not going to like
half ass it. He's going to
be like, this is going to kill me. A woman
is like, maybe someone will find me.
Right. Maybe someone will save me.
Type shit. The guy's like, nope,
I'm out. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't think
it's to do with the firearm. I think it's to do
with just like
when a guy does it, he's going to fucking do it.
Right. Right.
And specifically, back to
Japan having a low murder rate.
Look up the suicide rate in Japan.
Look.
You'll be shocked.
I know it's high, right?
The suicide rate in Japan is fucking
astronomical.
Have we talked about the suicide forest there?
I don't know. I feel like we touched
on it in an episode. I think
we skimmed it.
The highest suicide rate at
fifteen per
one hundred thousand
inhabitants.
Wait, what did you say?
The seventh highest suicide rate
at fifteen per
one hundred thousand inhabitants.
That's a lot.
Though, when you think about it,
that's fifteen people
out of like
basically city
killing themselves.
It's higher than
the United States, probably.
It's a lot higher than the United States.
That's sad, dude.
But like Japan
doesn't have a murder problem. It has a suicide
and loneliness problem.
That's their problem.
Here's a sad stat.
Thirty percent
of people under the age of thirty in Japan
are virgins.
One third
of the population under thirty is
a virgin.
But like, Casey,
I think what I'm trying to say here
is that every
country has its problem, OK?
America, we have
problems with certain
items that you think
are hot commodities.
Japan has
problems with loneliness,
suicide, and you know, just
generalized,
like just romantic ineptitude.
Fucking England has
knife problems and
shit like that. Russia is just a
problem in itself.
Like everywhere is going to have a fucking
problem. And then if you
judge your country or another country
on its worst problem only,
every country is going to look shitty and you're going to
be like, well, we need to do something about X, Y,
Z in this country. It's like
every country is going to have a fucking
issue. You're not going to fucking save
everything. You can't...
Wow, if it's such a big problem, you got to do something about it.
That's the fucking thing.
You can't fucking do anything
about a lot of these problems.
A lot of the problems that you're doing shit with,
they're an inherent problem
that is just based in
your society. And it's
instead of facing
the actual problem, which is
an actual psychological
and societal problem, you want
to take away the guns.
The biggest problem is the person
behind the gun. It's not the gun.
The biggest problem is
these kids who thought that
the only way that they could do these things,
the only way that they could be remembered,
the only way that they could actually make it fucking stand,
is to do these fucking shootings and
shit. It's not a fucking gun problem.
It's a national mental health
crisis.
Yeah, I was reading about
match shooting contagion.
It's where kids
see, oh, all these
mass shootings that happened and killed this many people,
they try to outdo them.
They try to kill more people.
They try to outscore people.
They're sick.
You're taking
a minority of
sick kids
and you are making the assumption
that everybody should be punished
for these sick kids.
It's not everybody should be punished
for it. We should put
more resources into
generalized fucking
mental health.
We don't have any mental health institutions
that are actually solid,
but we have fucking things that are like,
oh, we have the fucking psychiatric
center, which is basically just a
glorified insane asylum.
It's still basically a prison where we just
keep insane people because they're too crazy
to be in society. That's what we do
with people who we deem that are
too difficult
to deal with. Oh yeah, I've been there.
It sucks. Yeah, it's not
a problem with guns.
It's a problem with
the people holding the guns.
That's the biggest
thing. It's like you fix
the gun problem by fixing the mental
health crisis.
It's part of it.
I feel like these kids
shouldn't have access. These kids
get access to guns through
stealing from their parents safe
or whatever their parents' house is.
I feel like if guns
were more limited, they wouldn't have
as much access
to getting these guns and committing mass shootings.
Casey, do you just
pick out the stupidest topics and
you just write those in the hills that you die on?
Yes.
You're just like, hey guys,
I found the most retarded thing I possibly
can. This is the hill I'm dying on.
Guys, have you heard about communism?
It's this really cool new thing
that never been tried before correctly.
I mean, capitalism's never been
done correctly either.
That's not real communism.
Casey's the guy that's
at the party. It's like, well, you never tried
real communism.
Has capitalism ever been
successful? If it has,
then we would have no homeless people.
Right? I don't fucking care about homeless people.
I don't know. I don't think anything's perfect.
You think I care about homeless people?
I fucking kind of fight
with like six of them. I fucking
hate homeless people. Can you
be happy and homeless, Dan?
I mean, we
have an entire nation of homeless
people. They're referred to
as the Native Americans.
The original homeless
people. They were happy, though.
If I was living
outside in a wigwam tent,
making fire, yeah, I'd be
happy. Just banging bitches.
Just fucking shooting things with arrows.
Have you seen some of those
native women?
I mean, you know, they think
that's where syphilis came from
is when Columbus came here and then
he brought it back to all of Europe.
You gotta watch out.
Europeans brought over their fucking smallpox
fucking blankets
and their fucking capitalism
and their fucking mortgages, their taxes.
And the wheel.
They brought the fucking wheel.
What a bunch of douchebags.
I thought Pocahontas was 16 and John Smith
was 35.
I mean, it was a different time, dude.
You know, it's like you're lucky
to make it to even 16. So
at that point
that back then in the fucking
1750s,
in the 1750s,
20 years difference, though.
I mean, dude, it doesn't really
back then. It's like
if you got it's basically like you
being a 15 year old. Well, dude,
now is a completely fucking
different time. That'd be a problem.
Pocahontas was probably like the
Native American equivalent to a fucking
40 year old back then because they
probably only lived to like 20. That's not
true. Native actually had a longer lifespan than the
Europeans did. I don't know. But back then
it wasn't like a thing. Native's had a
longer lifespan. They were just different,
dude. Native's would technically
Native's would not technically
what's the word?
What's like normally
usually something along
those lines. But like usually
Native's would make it to like 80 years old.
Because their elders
would be like the elders would get
to the point where they wouldn't have to do like the hunting and stuff.
They were the people that were like the people
that would make the decisions and stuff of like the
tribe and stuff. It wasn't
like a thing where
they'd be like oh fuck, like
the 40 year olds are the oldest
people here. It's like no because they actually took
care of their elderly. Like their elderly
was held at like a very high standard
or a very high like regard.
So their elderly were actually
considered like
the leaders of their tribe.
If there was a
like a family squabble between
people, you'd go to the elder
and the elder would solve it. Like he'd be like
or he or she because some of them were matriarchal.
He or
she would be like alright
let me hear your side of the story. Let me hear
your side of the story. They could be
like well you're right here.
You're right here or you're both
stupid. Drop it.
It was like one of those type of things.
Yeah.
What
I was going to say about
the
about the native culture. Right?
And a 16 year old girl to the Native
Americans. Right? Back to that.
Like she was like doing chores
and like taking care of like
like
they're just different dude.
It's a different like a 16 year old now is on
TikTok. Right? And they still have
like until they're 25 to mature.
Right? They have a long way to go.
So I'm totally matured now?
Right. Yeah. So like
like there's a lot more for them
for them to learn. Like a
16 year old native like that
girl's like not going to learn anything more.
Like she's like you know
if you look at it biologically like
she's basically at the
peak of her her fertility.
You know it starts to decline at 25
for females. So
what she's got nine years to
to make all the babies she's
going to make you know.
So
that's different. That's a different
situation. I don't like that
you know.
Freaky news.
The results 1030 p.m.
Nevada caucus rules are in
Donald Trump wins with 94 percent of
the vote.
It's going to be an interesting
couple years. I mean Haley wasn't even on the ballot.
So
but still
damn.
All right. Let's take a break
and we'll be back
now. I think Dan's going to host a Jeopardy
Tyler versus Casey.
Tyler you're going down.
Sure buddy.
I'm back.
The smell and salt going
welcome back to the podcast
not guilty.
We never talked about how
the podcast
was
self-defense.
I just want to burn a city but
I think
I think the jury made the right
decision.
I
fucking tried to kill
you.
I feel like that's 100
percent fine. I think he's
a fucking retard. He went out there with a fucking
A.R. like he was some kind of like
police officer like
military guy.
Yeah. He could just stay at home
but he was defending some of his property
and then they
used like lethal force against him right.
Yeah. Yeah. Hit with a skateboard
that he got like a
a guy had a pistol to
Oh shit. Yeah. The guy had
a fucking pistol and pointed
at him. All right Dan.
Twitter's blowing up.
Twitter's blowing up about what you said. You got to
you got to clarify
for the listeners here.
Clarify what?
I thought you wanted to
I thought you said it sounded bad.
Oh the last thing about the natives
John what's his name?
John Smith. Marrying a 16 year old Pocahontas.
Yeah. Look I'm not
justifying that.
I just want to clarify. All I'm saying is
it's a different culture and it was a different
time and that
I just want to be perfectly clear
before I get canceled. I'm not justifying
that.
All right. We're done with that.
Buried. There you go Dan.
We're not canceled. All right. Thank God.
You know what bothers me? What bothers
you? People get like the sternal
piercings and shit.
Sternal piercing. Like when they put like a
fucking like stud like they like
cut out a piece of their skin and like
put in a stud like in place. It's
fucking gross.
Sternal piercing. Yeah. Like you can
do it like anywhere. It's like dermal piercing
or something. Dermals yeah.
My girlfriend had those and they
rejected. Yeah. They're very
prone to rejecting. Yeah.
Like
people actually like put in
like fucking like nut shit. Like people put
in like fucking like circles.
Like they look like donuts under their fucking
hands and shit. Like they're metal.
I'm like why the fuck would you do that? Fucking weird.
You don't have any tattoos?
I thought about getting a couple.
But you know I still
hold on to hope maybe
one day I do a job that
you know wouldn't let me have
tattoos. Right. Fuck them.
Just get a face tattoo anyway. Like what?
There's nothing that where that matters. Troopers.
Get a fucking cross. Get a cross on your forehead.
Like Lil Wayne. Bro their new ad
is. They have
like tattoos and shit. Bro their new ad is
come join our team. Like basically
they're saying like we are people have lives
outside of work and it shows a guy in the
gym all tatted up.
Like trying to show like hey dude you
can have tattoos and be a trooper.
You have sleeves. I think their rule is like
you have to wear the skin color
things. Yeah. You know. But the
the thing is like with that
I don't know if they allow
like religious tattoos because
it'd be like prejudice type
thing. Yeah. Because
that's what I'd be getting. I'd be getting like
actual religious tattoos on my arms
and back. Right.
But yeah I mean
I've pierced my ears.
I had a
lip piercing when I was in high school.
I had a nose piercing
in high school.
And I dyed my hair.
That was pretty much the farthest I'd
gone with body quote unquote modification.
Right. I just never
I don't know man.
You got a tattoo?
No. I never had the desire to get one.
Ali Mack has a tattoo.
I know he does. So I'll get matching tattoos.
Matching face tattoos.
Yeah we should.
Forehead tattoos.
Yeah.
One of your nuts has the little fucking
nose down and call it a night.
Get it on your
face. You don't have one Casey?
No. No.
Wow. That's funny. I'm getting a
teardrop though. I feel like
sleeves have become so generic
though. That people just
like and it's funny
it's like I feel like it's almost
becoming more edgy not to have tattoos.
Yeah. I might start my rap
career though and then get some
like face neck tattoos.
Dude
you would look mean with some face tattoos
if I saw you. I was watching
a BLP
I'm into BLP.
This is how many kids I raped.
Shout out BLP Kosher.
Shout out I've been listening to BLP Kosher
he's this Jewish rapper.
Oh yeah.
Did you ever hear of
Modest Yahoo his name is?
No.
Yeah he's another Jewish rapper but he was like
Hasidic. Ben Shapiro
is the newest hot blueish
Jewish rapper. Hot blueish.
Alright
Dan I say we get to this. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Hell yeah.
Do math and drive.
Music
Did I pull this mic down?
Yeah you can
adjust it.
Yo what up I'm in Dan's seat.
Alright. Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Alright sounds like
weird. I think you got pulled up a little bit.
Toss one two
Toss. Gotta talk
right into it. Toss one two
Toss. There you go. Are you sure
it's not a sound Tyler?
Sounds good to me.
Music
Check
Music
Where did I do the Ken Jennings type thing
and I start making the Japanese things
for everybody else.
The Japanese for everybody else
like you know how Ken Jennings became
too much
so he hosted it instead
Oh yeah so click number 22
You are three
Fucking ready let's do it Tyler
I'm trying to figure this out
Where the fuck is the
Yeah so hit 22 and click play
Oh
Dude they're going full retarded mode on fucking the trumpet there
Oh yeah
So 22 is the one that I just made
Yeah
Okay and hit start
Yeah
Alright and then
Man you played the game 22 times
I guess
Alright we'll put this on in the background
Come back to Jeopardy with your new host Dan
I'm trying to figure out these
Casey actually does a lot
He puts a lot in this
Yeah I know he does
Alright so this is the
Shut the fuck up
Alright not that
When are you going to shave your beard again
The whole month
Okay
Alright am I supposed to play something when I ask a question here
Or is this what's playing
No no you just
You just leave that music going
So what do we have for questions
Alright so our categories
Are
One second just give me a fucking
Alright first category is vital amines
Oh fuck
Vital amines
Next category
Aviation
Oh my god
This is anti Tyler fucking crit tonight
Third category is
Physiology
I'm going to choke so hard
As in soda
I don't know much about soda
Finish the lyric
Okay
In American history
Wow that's a good one
Alright hold on a second
I'm feeling it Alex
I like physiology
I think I'm going to go like that for the first one
Alright hold on here
Dude there's so many windows I'm starting to get confused
Alright what about the do do do do do do do do do
That's uh
The time's up
No like don't you have one when you're like
Oh the board fill
Oh yeah I wouldn't worry about that
We're already done with that
The daily doubles on the other page and
Gotcha
Right and wrong answers on the one page
Alright so does somebody pick a category first
I think Tyler picked uh
Physiology
Alright physiology for 200
This soda is named after a southern slang phrase for moonshine
What
I think
I mean there's
There's a couple things that it could be known as
I don't know
Time's up I guess
Alright that would be Mountain Dew
Really
Yup
No shit
Alright physiology for 4
Review
So then what do I do with the points
Nothing
Nothing if no one gets anything
Alright I'm just going to get you right
Alright escape
Alright um
So then
Four
Pick another one
Yeah
Alright
So then
Four
Pick another one
Yeah
Four
Alright this soda is named after a real physician from Virginia
What is Dr. Pepper
That's correct
Fuck
This is fun having the power
Alright
Somebody that's dude's name was Dr. Pepper
Yeah
It's fucking stupid
Mr. Pibb was actually made by a guy named Mr. Pibb
Alright I'll suck
Alright got it
What category Tyler
Physiology
Here we go again
High fructose corn syrup is 60% fructose and 40% of this sugar also found in the human body
What is glucose
That is uh correct
I gotta find the right answer
I thought I mean I thought it was glucose but I was just like whatever
I don't care
It's so hard to switch it back and forth
Alright
Right you're two
Yeah let's go uh let's keep it going physiology
Right
This acid found in soda is also found in the human body when carbon dioxide combines with water
What is carbonic acid
Alright hold on a sec
Stand by
That's correct
This is an anti Tyler fucking
No it's not
Not at all
I suck at medical fucking shit dude
What category
Uh physiology
Physiology for a thousand
Alright caffeine blocks the action of this chemical in the brain also a cardiac medication
What
Oh caffeine blocks the action of this chemical
That's correct
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh
What is adenosine
Oh yes
It blocks adenosine really
Yes
No shit I didn't know that
That was physiology
Hold on I think we got an echo
Oh shit
I just want Hallie Mac to be sad that's why I like winning
Alright what are the other categories
And we're back
Oh this apple
I'm gonna minimize it and so on
It's been tinic
Alright one sec
Adenosine I like it
Yeah vital amines
Aviation
What is vital amines
That is what they call a portmanteau or a conjunction of two words
That's what vitamins means is vital amines
Vital vital amines
Finish the lyric in American history
Take aviation for 200
Aviation for 200
In Miley Cyrus's hit song party in the USA
What is the call sign of the airport she gets off the plane at
What the fuck kind of question is this
Oh
First line in the song
Oh I know it
It's me it's A it's me
LAX what is LAX
No no no no
No it's me
What is K LAX
No he's she
But she says LAX in the song
She does say it does her both right
Fuck I was gonna put it in
Fuck
So yeah we'll give that up
600 for Tyler 2400 for KC
Kiss
Alright
Tyler
Next category
What are the other categories again
Vital amines
Finish the lyric in American history
Looseness lyric
Alright
Taking medicine to fix all of the damage
My anxiety the size of a blank
I don't know
You don't know
I don't know what song that is
Is it Titanic
That would be my anxiety the size of a planet
That's the juice world righteous
That doesn't even rhyme
I was like what rhymes with damage
Nothing
Yeah finish the lyric
Heard they do anything for a Klondike
Will I do anything for a blank
What is Blondike
Uh oh one sec
I gotta get over to it here
Bro what Blondike
Yeah Blondike
That's correct
That's what he says I didn't even know that's what he said
Yeah he said Blondike
Yeah
Alright
I'll do
Tyler's pick
We'll do finish the lyric again
We started making out and she took off my pants
And then I blank
I don't know
God I think I know the song too
But I'm not like I'm not confident in it
What does come
And then I turned on the TV
Oh
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Yeah
Fuck
I'm like I don't know
Nobody likes you when you're 23
It's hard when you don't have contacts
Yeah
Alright let's see uh
We'll do finish the lyric again
Hold on sorry
I was gonna say something
Alright so that's Tyler's right
Yeah
Alright
Daily Double
How much do I have
Uh
A thousand
I bet
Fucking
How much is the
Is the question like supposed to be worth
Oh this one is
800
I'll do 400
Okay
Uh
I'll do
Okay
As he's washing
Watch him
He's gonna make it to a Benz out of that
Blank
I mean you can't do it
You have to
I say bitch
I don't know
What is bitch
Uh
No that would be
What is toxin
He's gonna make it to a Benz out of that Dotson
I thought it was toxin
I don't know what song was that
That's Gold Digger
Gold Digger
Really
Is that all cognates
No they're not
No
So
This minus 400 from me
How do you do the minus 400
You just highlight it and type in new score
Oh gotcha
Or if it's the same value as the question
You just click the minus
Right
Well I'd do anything for a blonde guy
Alright
Whose pick is it
Tyler's
Is there any left in the lyrics
Yeah there's one more for a thousand
I'll do that
I let my tape rock tell my tape pop
Smoking weed and bamboo sipping on blank
What is gin and juice
Gin and juice
Yeah
Uh
Hold on a sec
What
You're supposed to finish the lyric
I thought it was sipping on gin and juice
No
Ugh
And nothing Tyler
Something rock I think
Yeah but no
That would be sipping on private stock
Private stock
That's Juicy by Biggie Smalls
Damn
He's talking about Captain Morgan private stock
Which is actually really good
You wanna grab it
I have not
Very good
Oh that's what he's talking about
Yeah
I think
Or it could be just like talking about like a private stock or something
No I think you're right
Because Captain Morgan private stock's really fucking good
It's got like a nice smooth like after
I thought that was Snoop Dogg
Nope
Alright so we got Vital Amines Aviation and American History
No the American History
Fuck yeah let's get it
Alright
Maybe I could actually do something with this one
The opening shots of the American Revolution were fired in this state
What is Massachusetts
Fuck he hit it one second before me I think I asked that as a question
So hold on
The Boston Massach... it's the Boston massacre
That's correct
No it was actually Lexington and Concord
That's where the first battle was but the first shots of the revolution were at
Lex... or were at the Boston massacre
I think the Boston... the revolution or the massacre wasn't part of the revolution yet
It was the start of the revolution
It was an event that happened before the revolution
We're both right
Anyways
We'll do American History
American History of 400
Who wrote the pamphlet Common Sense
Who's Thomas Paine
Oh
That's Thomas Paine
I'll suck
That is correct
I was going to say Thomas Jefferson
Alright what category Kason?
American History
This amendment to the Constitution protects an individual's
protects an individual from self-incrimination
God damn it
What's the Fourth Amendment?
What did you say?
Fifth Amendment
He said fourth
What's the Fourth Amendment?
He said fourth
Fuck
He said fourth
Damn it
What is the fifth?
Casey threw that one away
You did throw that one away
Oh no
So that's Tyler
God damn
What is the fourth?
Is it the fourth search and seizure I think?
Yeah
I don't remember
Which category?
The American History
American History for 800
This president was captured by the French at Fort Necessity in 1754 but was released
1754?
Yep
What is George Washington?
Ooh
That's correct
Yeah he was captured there they let him go and then they realized that he was the total general of the army
And they were like fuck
Alright
We got 2200 for Tyler, 1800 for Casey
We'll finish out American History
American History for 1000
The word battery was coined by this founding father in reference to how the cells in a battery look like a battery of military
Who's Benjamin Franklin?
Ooh
Who's Benjamin Franklin?
That's correct
Fuck yeah
Team two
I'm getting fucked up because you're sitting over here in your lawn
Like you're lined up for Tyler
Alright
Do meth and drive kids
You can also change the name of that so it just says our names
Oh I can?
Yeah
Oh that's so much easier
What is, you can change your names
What is the slur jar?
We said retard a bunch of times today
Is that a slur?
I don't think so
No that'll be a slur, that'll count as a slur in 2025
Alright we got vital amines and aviation
Aviation
Aviation for 400
Amelia Earhart went missing in this brand of aircraft
Oh jeez I just read about this too
God damn what brand of aircrafts? What the fuck?
I figured it could be because we all read the same article
I'm not sure
Dan's autistic with fucking the planes dude
Oh Cessna, I don't know
Cessna
That would be Lockheed
Like Martin?
Yeah
Take aviation
Alright aviation for 600
The primary control surfaces on a fixed wing aircraft are controlled through this device and we're not talking about eggs
The primary control surfaces?
Yep
What is a yoke?
Oh
Oh I didn't understand what you were saying
Oh
I only got it cause the, cause the, when we're not talking about eggs
Yeah
It's a yoke but
Yeah
Like a yoke
Yeah
Alright guys are tied right now
Damn
Fuck it's a tight game
Alright
Tight game
I'll do vitamin amines just to see what's going on there
Vital amines for 200
The Nobel Prize was awarded for the discovery of this vitamin in 1937
The vitamin responsible for scurvy
What is vitamin C?
The vitamin responsible for scurvy?
Yep
It gives you scurvy?
No it cures scurvy, treats scurvy
It's a deficiency in this vitamin that causes it
Oh okay I was gonna say I'm like it gives you scurvy to have vitamins?
Like it confused me that's why I was like I don't know
Anyways, vitamines
Suck
Alright vitamines for 400
This vitamin is not really a vitamin but a hormone that the body produces in response to sunlight
Fuck fuck
What is vitamin D?
Fuck
What is vitamin D?
Sunny D baby
We'll do vital amine
Vital amines for 600
200
200?
Yep
I am not confident at all in vitamins
This complex of vitamins includes riboflavin, thiamine, and cabolamine
The B's, vitamin B's
Oh
The B's
No really
I just guessed on that
I'm like I know there's a couple vitamin B's like V1, V2, and V3 so I'm like I think it's B's
And you wagered how much?
200
Nice
34
Alright um
Vitamines
Vital amines for 800
This vitamin can be applied to the skin to reduce scar tissue
What is vitamin A?
Oh
Do you want me to finish the question?
What is vitamin E?
Oh shit
You know how I know that?
How?
Because I put a shit ton of it on
I didn't even finish the question
Also known as to cough roll
Yeah I put a shit ton of it on
Like you know this scar used to be way worse I put vitamin E on my face all the time
Damn
Yeah
Vitamines
Vital amines for a thousand
If you eat a polar bear liver you will get a toxic dose of this vitamin
Also found in carrots
Aaaaaaaah
It's vitamin A
Eeeeh
Aaaaaaaah
I hit it too 12
Eeeeh
Aaaaaaah
I'll take aviation Alex
Eeeeh
This is fucking do it
Aviation for 800
Unlike the F-35 this high tech fighter jet is not for sale outside of the United States
What is F-16?
Oh
It also has a confirmed kill of a balloon
Oh fuck
It's not F-
Oh fuck I know I can see the plane
Ahhhh I can see it
Fuck
Oh god I know what it looks like what the fuck's the name of it
Wait I'll just time it out
That would be the F-22
Damn it
Was it the thunderhawk or the falcon
It's just the F-22
Yeah
Let me see here
Take aviation
Alright this is the final question
Ahhhh
This fighter jet was used in the original Top Gun and made a reappearance in the sequel
What is F-18?
No
Hahaha that was so close
It's the F-16
What's F-16?
F-16
No I didn't mean to hit that
What is F-15?
You can't go again
Here you go
Can you?
You wanna lose points again?
No you can't
Was it F-14?
What's the score?
F-14 Tomcat
Alright so it's 2200 Casey and 3200 Tyler
God damn it
God damn
Alright Daniel what's the final R?
We'll have to put in our fucking thing
I'm gonna wait for him
Well it's saying I don't have service currently
Let me see if I can take off the...
Alright ummm
What was the category?
Of what?
Final Jeopardy
It's gonna be aviation
God damn it
No no no it's not bad though it's like
Aviation?
I'm not gonna say that
Hell yeah
Alright
Alright so the final Jeopardy is
In the miracle on the Hudson
Yeah
Alright the crash in which Sully Sullenberger
Captain Sully Sullenberger
Landed an airbus on the Hudson
What was the cause of the engine flame out?
Alright so Casey says
Bird Strike
Alright
So Casey says
Bird Strike
And he wagered everything
And he wagered everything.
UGH!
So he has 4400 points.
UGH!
Hahaha.
Tyler also said bird strike and he wagered a thousand.
So he has 4200.
Do I win?
So...
Maybe he has 200 points.
Hahaha.
Oh.
Where's the music?
Hahaha.
Oh it's on the right answer wrong answer page.
Haha.
Oh.
Yeah, let's see.
The uh...
Is it...
What?
Yeah!
Casey Mays!
Oh yeah boy!
Alex Trebek wins.
Alex Trebek comes back to haunt Tyler on this episode of Jeopardy.
Casey has one win.
That was actually really fucking close.
One for one boy.
That was good.
200 points off.
Casey's first time.
I didn't make it too bad.
I did a whole American history for him.
There was some medical stuff for Casey.
I think it was pretty fair.
Sometimes you just gotta bet it all Alex.
You guys I mean that was fucking really close.
It was like split down the middle.
If I was a bigger gambler I would've won.
But...
Yeah, you would've.
You know?
I wasn't confident in my game.
I like this.
This is fun.
I'm gonna keep cooking these guys.
So Casey has his first win here on the Untitled Podcast.
The thing is...
Take a celebratory smelling salt.
You almost did it.
The thing is I'm like...
Oh!
I'm like the actual like fucking...
Oh!
I'm the actual like you know standardized like thing.
Oh!
I'm like standing questions.
I won.
I haven't hit the smelling salt in a while.
Oh!
Oh jeez.
Oh fuck.
That was fun.
Fuck.
I will.
Everybody will be like oh my god.
I'll be the fucking Ken Jennings.
I'll be the little one.
Alright.
We still got like you know like a good 30 minutes.
40 minutes.
That should probably be enough.
I saw John Stort was hosting The Daily Show again on Monday.
That's the distest act of desperation.
Yeah.
How much do you think they paid him to come back?
A lot of money.
I love John Stort.
Yeah, he is pretty fucking funny.
The Daily Show is fucking dead at this point.
They're literally using John Stort as like a last ditch like...
Hey guys, remember when it was actually good?
Right.
Dude, everything on TV is fucking rough.
I don't even know how to get The Daily Show.
It's on Comedy Central.
I know.
I don't even know how to get like Comedy Central.
I don't know how to get the local news anymore.
Oh yeah, if you don't have cable.
Cable sucks.
Um.
Um, final question here.
Would you, if Elliot, or no.
If Elliot Page pegged you, would it be gay?
That's the one that's that transition.
Yeah.
Transition to a dude.
Yeah.
So are they wearing a strap on?
Are they using their, their, their, their Frankenstein cock?
No, I don't think, I don't think he had bottom surgery.
So they would be, they would be wearing a strap on.
Not gay.
Bro, that's so gay.
What if, what if, all right, what if a dude, what if I know what if a check transitioned
to a dude?
Like, have you ever seen like a really convincing girl that transitions to a guy?
Yeah.
And then you had sex with her.
Yeah.
Would that be gay?
That would be gay.
I agree.
That would be, that would be gayer than just like, wait, does the dude have a cock though?
No, she, the dude has a vagina.
Yeah, that would be gay.
I agree.
Nobody ever thinks about it that way.
No, but I mean, like it's still a vagina.
So it's kind of like a, you know.
It's like everybody agrees that's fucking gay.
It is.
Didn't you like date a girl that was transitioning to a male?
Yeah, but they still had tits and a vagina.
And they still-
Yeah, but did they peg you?
No, I fucking, I fucking stuck my dick in her pussy.
That's gay.
So what if, all right, so what if this person that transitioned to a dude has a vagina,
put a strap on and pegged you?
Would that be gay?
Yes.
What if a dude transitioned?
What if it was a little woman who transitioned to a dude, had bottom surgery, got a cock,
then got it reversed and then pegged you?
Would that be gay?
You're just adding things onto this that I don't, like, like, like, does she have tits
again?
Or is it like-
No, no tits.
No tits?
Is it like one of the things where she's trying to de-transition, like kind of like has like-
Transitioning back.
So she has like semi, like, you know, shoulder length hair, like type shit, or is it like,
you know, like still like-
I would think that she looks more like a, like a male.
Still more like a male, but you could, you know, even when they fucking, even when they
transition, you're still like, that's a, that was a girl at one point.
We're getting into some gray areas.
For sure.
Yeah.
And I'd be like, I mean, I'd still, maybe like if they have like a, but actually, no.
What if it was a trans?
What if it was a trans male?
But if it was the inverted fucking vagina penis thing.
What if they do trans transition to a female and then put a strap on, like over his cock?
It's like hollow.
The one he's using is hollow in the middle.
So there's no actual contact.
All right, Casey, I got one for you.
What if a, a dude that transitioned to a woman put a, put a flesh light on his dick, but
it was a double ended flesh light.
So when you, when you did it, you never touched dicks, but you were fucking where a vagina
would be, but it was where, but he has a dick, but it is a flesh light.
Is that gay?
Yeah, that's good.
Okay.
Dude, what if, what if you put a dildo into a flesh light?
Is that gay?
Okay, so this is actually another one that I'm like, that I'm actually like seeing like
things.
So what if you get a, a anal, um, an anal flesh light?
Is that gay?
An anal?
No.
Why would it be gay?
Why would that be gay?
But what if you get an anal flesh light that was modeled after a male's asshole?
It's just the, it's just the, it's just the actual like thing.
There's like no balls or anything.
Like you do have one.
But like, what if you have like an anal flesh light, but it's modeled after a guy, but you
didn't know as a guy when you bought it, would you, would you actually use it?
Dude, I think it's kind of, that kind of reminds me of a law where it's like illegal to import
certain cars unless they're like so similar to a model here in the United States.
It's legal, right?
Like it doesn't matter because it's so similar.
Like the law just says, yeah, you can bring it in.
That's what that is.
It's like so similar.
It doesn't matter.
It's like, if that's all it is and there's no other defining characteristics, it's just
the asshole.
It passes the test.
Whatever.
Who cares what it's modeled after?
Yeah, but I don't know, man.
I'd be kind of gay.
You fucking a dude's ass.
Even if it's a model of a dude's ass.
You don't know.
No, but you figure it out.
You're like, oh fuck, this is a dude's ass.
How would you figure that out?
You get a letter in it and it has like, you know, like when it has like the model like
holding like the thing, it's the dude model holding it.
You'd be like, ah fuck.
Or you got it second hand.
I don't care.
I don't care if you have the hottest chick in the world.
She has a fucking strap on that looks exactly like a penis.
What if it was your own penis?
What if it was like one that was modeled after your own dick?
Would you get fucked by your own dick?
I would.
That would not be gay.
Getting fucked by your own dick is not gay.
It is not.
What if you could suck your own dick?
I really want to get like the model of your own penis is like a dildo.
Just to be like, kind of do like a full 360 look.
Cause you know, you only get like so much.
Compare it to other objects.
What if you're not gay, but you go in VR and you get fucked by a dude in VR and like VR
porn?
That's definitely gay.
That's either gay or you are gay, but you don't know it yet.
All right.
So does it feel gay?
That's the last test.
That's definitely gay.
If it feels gay, it's gay.
I mean, it feels me.
It feels gay if I were to get pegged by a woman.
So, but what if, I mean, what if she's like really hot and only way that she's going to
let you do anything.
What if Zendaya said she'd only fuck you if she could peg you?
Zendaya?
Yeah.
I don't care about Zendaya.
Who do you care about?
I don't know.
Who the fuck Zendaya?
She's pretty hot actually.
Zendaya is a fucking the chick from Spider-Man.
Oh, I don't even know who she is.
Yeah.
What about Olivia Wilde?
Yeah.
Olivia Wilde.
I thought her.
I mean, fuck, what was she in?
House.
Yeah.
She's got like a weird square face though.
It fucking throws me off.
She could peg me.
I'm not saying I wouldn't let her do that.
I'm just saying that her face kind of like, there's something off about, she looks like
fucking Machine Gun Kelly.
I think we're thinking of the same person.
She's really pretty.
She is really pretty, but like her jawline is very strong.
She looks like Machine Gun Kelly.
All right, Dan, we got three commitments to go to the Conjuring House this year.
Are you coming with us?
I wouldn't count on it.
Come on, man.
Well, I mean, Tyler's over here like, oh, my dad thinks that part of the reason that
he was paralyzed is because he's fucking around with ghosts.
Yeah.
And then he's like, call me to the Conjuring House.
He's fucking around with like Ouija boards and shit though.
I just want some in real life proofs.
That's worse.
No, that's what I'm saying.
That's why he was like he was fucking around with Ouija boards with like that shit.
I'm saying the Conjuring House is worse.
Oh, no, the Conjuring House is nowhere bad.
Fuck that.
I think the Conjuring House is actually a scam.
Really?
Yeah, I don't think it's actually fucking real.
I think that I want to go in there and be like, this shit's fucking gay.
I want to go there.
I'll pay like the fucking whatever like, what's it like?
300, 400 bucks.
Yeah, it's like thing.
I'll pay it and be like, yeah, this is gay.
This is real.
You don't think they're making this shit up?
I think that it's a it's especially if they're fucking like having like groups of people
investigated every fucking day.
It's a fucking tourist trap at that point.
It's not an actual haunted place.
You know, you can still be haunted.
You can still be haunted, but specifically like ghost shit.
It's like what I was talking about, like why there's not many like ghosts and like big
cities and stuff because so many people are like around all the time.
If you just have so many people that are just cycling through this fucking house all the
time, you're not going to fucking see like, you know, I don't know.
This house is like a portal to hell.
Yeah.
You know what else is a portal to hell?
My fucking asshole.
You think they just have someone like upstairs like banging on the pipes?
Yeah, I think we're going to try to catch them.
Yeah.
I want to see the fraud.
Yeah.
And if something does happen, OK, that's cool.
I don't think it's, I don't think it's.
I just want some real proof ghosts.
I'll piss on it.
All right.
Well, send us an email if you want to come to the conjuring house with us.
We have to check the email.
Oh no.
Let's check the email.
We have to see if anybody sent us the answer to last week's question.
What was last week's question, Dan?
What is the call sign of the airport that the Sky King took off from?
That would be KLAX.
No.
No, they wouldn't be.
What is it?
I got to look it up because I don't even know.
It is C.Tac Airport is.
I believe it's KSEA.
Let me make sure that's right.
I know that Seattle, right?
That's C.Tac Seattle Tacoma.
All right, let's see if we got any emails.
Have you seen the fucking like Vegas fear doing like shit?
It's fucking nuts looking.
No, no, no emails.
No, we got zero viewers.
Got that question, right?
So you like it a dick pic of Dan.
Send us an email if you want to come to the conjuring house with us.
No emails until then.
Until then, like us on Facebook and X and always be kind to yourselves and each other.
We out.
Fuck off.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this fear come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
No, they're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as you see.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
Anthropoclesatron, they have dread, they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
I do not agonize with them.
What the fuck is that?
We gotta go on the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump, beep, but nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're going to sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is out of social biology.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord's gift.
We're only living in the third dimension!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Love Trump, right? Love Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.
Everybody's like, oh, it's Elon Musk.
Elon Musk is so cool, he made a place for himself.
The actual government is trying. The actual new government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust.
The beer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The pain fucking falls on the people.