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This is just fucking white victimization.

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This is just fucking white victimization.

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Like, I'm the white victim.

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Like, I'm the white victim.

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Let me see this, a picture of this guy.

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Let me see this, a picture of this guy.

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This is so cringe.

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He's a white guy with dreads.

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He's a white guy with dreads.

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That guy.

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That guy.

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Oh, I've seen this video.

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Oh, I've seen this video.

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Didn't he do another song about...

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He did like a really controversial one.

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I'm not racist.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I don't know if he did I'm not racist actually.

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Like, I'm sure if he was like a white kid

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growing up in like a black neighborhood or something.

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I can see how that would be like.

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I'm sure he like got made fun of.

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No, it wasn't. George fucking...

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Joyner Lucas made I'm not racist.

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So, mm-mm.

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You know, he probably got bullied as a kid for being white.

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You know, he probably got bullied as a kid for being white.

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Yeah.

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He's probably in a black school or something.

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Yeah, what causes a white person to put their hair into dreads?

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Um...

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One of two reasons.

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Some people say that's racist.

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You either get blacked or you...

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Or you want to be blacked.

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You get blacked. What is that?

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You know, when the girls...

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You know, get that...

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Please explain, Tyler.

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Get that BBC.

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I think you've been...

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I think you've been watching too much...

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Too much Pornhub.

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Get blacked.

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So fucking...

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Trump won the fucking...

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Primary.

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Nevada. No, the caucus.

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I guess there's a caucus and a primary in Nevada.

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I guess there's a caucus and a primary in Nevada.

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And Nikki Haley

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ran unopposed.

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But 60% of people voted for

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none of these candidates.

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Really?

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Because he wasn't on the ballot on the primary.

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Because he was on the caucus instead.

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I don't understand how that works.

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I don't understand either.

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I don't know why Nikki Haley's still fucking trying to do anything

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because she's getting fucking blown out of the water.

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Like it's a fucking joke.

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Dude, Vivek Ramaswamy destroyed her.

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It was so awkward.

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I don't have a problem with women.

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I have a problem with you.

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Yeah, and then he was like saying about

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all her donors.

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And how she's so like...

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she was like looking away all awkward.

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It was so like, dude.

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He's just like, we're talking about trying to get people

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out of the war.

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90% of your donors

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are Warhawks.

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No, it's the results of

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the primary. Nevada primary

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are expected at 10.30pm.

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So we'll see live

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on the podcast.

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Election season.

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You know what I'm looking forward to is Tucker Carlson's

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interview with Putin.

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That's tonight or tomorrow?

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He's interviewing Putin?

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Why don't they just like... where is it? Is it in Russia?

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Why don't they have Tucker Carlson

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slip him something?

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Well, I think they would.

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Like all of Russia

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respects Tucker Carlson.

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They love him in Russia.

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Is Tucker Carlson

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pro-Russia?

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He's not pro-Russia.

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He just wants to know the truth.

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I think it's live right now actually.

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Is it? Yeah. Oh shit.

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Dude, put it on. Put a little...

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and we'll just...

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No, dude. It's fucking a four hour

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interview. Four hours?

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Yeah. Dude, they said that the government was

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pissed that he was doing that.

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They were not happy.

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Dude, Biden's a fucking

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zombie. The rest of the people behind him,

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the fucking like...

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I don't know what to fucking call them.

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The fucking like neoliberal

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fucking puppeteers

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that are doing it. They're the ones

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that are actually making all the decisions and they're fucking

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awful. Yeah.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Fucking conservatives now are a bunch of fucking psychopaths

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too. Dude, they're all

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psychopaths. It goes back and forth.

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And that's why I'm like... I'm just not...

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I don't even want to... I'm like, dude,

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if my room is a mess, I don't care about what's

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going on with politics. Like...

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Not that I... I'm not

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interested. What the fuck is

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it going to change? Right.

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It's like, dude, whatever's going to happen is going to happen.

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And like, I can put so much emotional

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energy into this and I've got like enough stuff

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in my own life I've got to take care of.

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The reason why I fucking

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went hardline conservative

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is just because I was getting sick of all

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the fucking like social justice shit.

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for actual like...

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like political things

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that aren't social justice,

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I'm pretty middle of the fucking road.

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But for social justice specifically,

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I'm pretty hardline right because I just

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don't fucking care anymore. Right.

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Like, that was the main... and like

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the main things that people care about

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now for political things

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is your ideology on fucking

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social justice or whatever.

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what are you fucking right or left leaning for

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social issues, I'm right leaning for

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pretty much everything else. I'm, you know,

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I can pick up either side for something.

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Right. And that's the thing, that's the problem

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I have too is like, I see good points

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on both sides and I see bad points on both sides.

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social justice shit is

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like just fucking cancer.

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I see a lot of bad points on the democratic side.

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I see only

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bad points on the republican side.

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Really? Yeah. But if fucking...

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If liberals didn't fucking

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throw all their fucking

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chips and they went all in on social justice,

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they would be doing so much better right now.

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Right. They shot themselves

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in the... not in the foot, they shot themselves

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in the face by throwing all their

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chips in the fucking social justice. Social justice

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is important, man. No, it's not.

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Well, liberals

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used to be cool. They used to

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be the cool ones. Like, liberals

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used to be like, you go to Whole Foods

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and you go to like the co-ops,

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the food co-ops, and they were the ones

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doing all the cool shit with organic food.

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Yeah, it's kind of out of hand.

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And like, they were literally like

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against war. Now they're

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more into war than the republicans.

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Which is bizarre. Yeah.

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I feel like there's like a changing

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of the axis type thing. Like the fucking

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like the polls shifted or something.

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shifted, but they shift every so often.

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the...

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in a weird like

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thing, the democrats

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during the civil war were the ones

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that were for

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slavery. And the

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republicans were like for

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abolition of slavery.

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And then they flipped it back and forth.

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Yeah, and that's just how it goes.

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It's like, it's not really like...

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So like, democrat or republican,

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you're gonna be

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the other person

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within a hundred years. A hundred.

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It's the other person, I'd say, within fifteen.

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It takes fifteen years for it to flip back and forth.

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I think it's just going like this.

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It's just a...

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Joe Biden used to be very conservative.

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Did you hear what he said?

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They pulled up a video of

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they said, this was in 2007

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when he was... when him and

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Senator Biden, what do you think

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of gay marriage? And he goes, me and Mr.

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and Senator Obama

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oppose gay marriage.

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We think that marriage is a sacred act

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and should not be

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governed by the government of

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this thing. And we believe it is between

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a man and a woman. And that's what I have to say about that.

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Until that became an

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unpopular opinion.

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And now, look at him. He's just like

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Trump used to be a democrat.

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Trump used to be a democrat.

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Trump is just... I don't think he's

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politic... He's not a republican or a democrat.

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He's a Trump.

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He doesn't... He has to

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run in a party to get elected.

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He's just an asshole. But like, Trump

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is for Trump. That's pretty much

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it. And the thing is,

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he's an asshole.

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Absolutely. He's a psychopath.

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For sure.

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I'd rather have a psychopath

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than a retard.

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Maybe that'll be the name of the

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episode. Well, Biden's not retarded.

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He just has severe dementia.

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I'd rather have a psychopath

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than a retard. But think about

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that in other circumstances.

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I think it depends on the circumstance. A bus

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driver? You want a psychopath

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or a retard?

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I think I'd go with a retard.

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Surgeon? Psychopath

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Psychopath. The surgeons are

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already psychopaths.

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Taco Bell employee?

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I want... Taco Bell

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employee? I want...

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I'll take the lower IQ.

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Don't put rap.

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Donald Trump,

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I think, is the medical

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diagnosis of a psychopath.

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I actually don't think he's

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a psychopath, dude. I think that

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he has gotten

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so much of what he's wanted in this life

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that he's probably

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a narcissist. Probably

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maybe wouldn't have been...

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The actual textbook definition of a psychopath

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is somebody who

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is super manipulative,

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he has little to no

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empathy, and

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he's able to do

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what he wants because he doesn't

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care about morals or anything.

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He just does what he wants to do.

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Is it not just a representation

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of the average

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mega-republican?

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Wouldn't you picture a

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mega-republican? Somebody who only cares

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about themselves?

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What the fuck are you

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talking about? That is not true at all.

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Like when they say,

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oh, don't let people in the...

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Secure the border. Don't let people in the border.

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Do you want the border not

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secured, Casey? No, I do.

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I do.

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I want the border secured.

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What do you want?

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I think the border should be

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secured.

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Do you hear this insane shit?

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Not to go off topic

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because that's insane

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and we'll get back to what you were saying.

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But have you seen the shit that's been going on

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on the border fucking recently?

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We're pretty much at war with Mexico at this point.

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It's going to be a civil war. No, we're at

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war with the feds. No, Texas

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is at war with the feds. But Texas is at

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war with the feds constantly. There's going to be a civil

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war. It's not going to be a civil war.

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They're going to fucking quell it down.

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It's all fun and games until alphabet boys

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start taking rounds to the chest.

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Yeah. If alphabet boys

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start taking rounds, then things start

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getting out of hand. I'm saying the

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question is, who

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should we care about more?

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The legal immigrants or

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our own people?

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Legal or illegal?

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Any immigrants, like any

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people from

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outside of our country. So that's the thing

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Casey. If they're legal immigrants,

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they become citizens of our country.

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So we should care about them the same

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as the rest of the citizens. Should we even

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let them in the first place?

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Legal immigrants, I said.

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If they are legal,

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if they are, if they are,

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let me finish. If they are a

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legal immigrant, not illegal,

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but a legal immigrant,

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they went through all the paperwork. They went through all

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that and they've gotten citizenship.

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So that shouldn't

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be a different thing. If you are an

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immigrant, but you get your citizenship because

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you immigrated the correct way and

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got all your papers and stuff, you are now a

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citizen of the United States. So that's no

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different than any other citizen in the United States.

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The issue is the

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illegal immigrants that are coming in and

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they're trying to be treated as citizens.

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That's not, we should not treat them

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as citizens or as fucking equals. We should

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put them back into their country because

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you come to this country

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the correct way or you don't come at all.

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If we have so many problems

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here with homelessness and shit,

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why should we care about people that want to come

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in to our country

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and give them benefits?

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We shouldn't. We shouldn't.

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That's what I was saying.

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So how is illegal immigration any different

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from legal immigration?

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They're both coming in and using our resources.

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But that's the thing. Legal immigration

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are not using our resources.

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Legal immigration, they're coming in and

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they're providing to the community because in order

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to become a legal immigrant, you have to have

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a job. You have to have

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a whole bunch of shit in order to legally

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immigrate.

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Do illegal immigrants work though?

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No, but not the way that a legal immigrant

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would have to because a legal immigrant has to have

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a job, lodging,

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fucking, they have to

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take tests and stuff to know.

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Basically, becoming a

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legal immigrant is you have to

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show America

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as a government body that you are

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willing to synergize

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with America.

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The biggest problem with illegal immigrants

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and refugees and stuff

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is that they want to do

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their culture in America,

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which you don't do.

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If I immigrated

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to, let's say fucking England

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or something, I'm not going to be like, this is

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how we do it in America, so this is the way it has

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to be. You know how hard it is to learn

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a language. Yeah.

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But like, I'm not going to

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fucking go to another country that I

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don't live in and because I'm

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an American, I'll be like, this is the way that we

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do it in America and this is how we're going to do it.

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And it's just like, you don't just go

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to it. It's like going into, it's like

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I came into your house and I'm like,

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hey, this isn't the way that

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I would do something and I just flip your table

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over. And I'm like, that's how I would

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do it. Or I take your table and

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I take your living room table and I bring it downstairs

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into your basement. I'm like, well, this is how I do it in my

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house. Why do you have a problem with

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this? I did it in my house like this.

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And then like the people who are like,

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well, that's how he does it, so

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why do you have a problem? That's like the thing that

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the people who are claiming that

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illegal immigration is like a good

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thing and we should just let them do that, are the people

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that would be like, if I took your table and brought it downstairs

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into your basement or I fucking took

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your TV and threw it in the fucking swimming pool

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or something, I go, well, this is what we do in our house.

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And they'd be like, well, that's what he

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does in his house. Why don't you just let him do it in your house?

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Right.

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I think like, MAGA Republicans

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are just thinking like, like, the

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idea is we should take care of our own people before

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like taking in other people

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and taking care of them.

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Is that a bad thing?

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I agree with that. I don't know. What?

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Is that that big of an issue?

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It is an issue because we're going to have a fucking civil war

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about it. We're not going to get to the civil war.

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People of Texas government are saying that we're going to have

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that they're being invaded and it's a national

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security issue. It is a national security issue.

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And if you actually look at the fucking border,

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they are being invaded. They have people with

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guns trying to cross the American

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border to get in. What is

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that considered in any other circumstance?

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If you have armed people from

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another country trying to come into

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your country, that is an invasion

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force, even if they're not part of the government.

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Dude, but think about how many Irish immigrants

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came over and like... Legally.

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Legally. Legally. But think about how

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hard it was. That's the thing.

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But that's like, that's the fucking biggest thing.

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When they're like, your ancestors were immigrants, like

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my ancestors came around a fucking boat

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and got potatoes thrown at them when they fucking

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came over. They got fucking... Exactly.

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You know that your ancestors were

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mistreated as immigrants. They were mistreated,

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but they were also legal

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immigrants. They came over and did things

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the right way. And guess what?

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You're saying we should treat all immigrants

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mistreat all immigrants?

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Listen, this is the funny thing

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is, Americans specifically

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are fucking just

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prejudice or racist towards whatever

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new group is here.

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It's just like a rite of passage, it feels

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like. To become

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like a group in America, you have to have

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your time in the negative

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spotlight. Right. Like,

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the Irish came over. They were fucking

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beat up, fucking rocks thrown

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at them and shit. Then, now look,

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most police departments and fire departments are all

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Irish people. Fucking,

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the Italians came over. So literally

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Irish welfare is the pension system, the comp

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and fire pension system.

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The Italians came over.

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They were beat up, called like fucking filthy,

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greasy pieces of shit and shit.

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Fucking like beat up. Now, look at

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the Italians. They own most of the

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restaurants in America. Then you fucking

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go to like, you know,

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you go down the fucking line of

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the different groups of immigrants that came

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over. They all had their fucking

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struggles and now they

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had their spot. But it's like, it's kind

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of like, you know, in like, it's like, kind of like

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in the sports, like hazing the new kid type thing.

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I'm not saying it's a good thing,

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but I'm saying like, in America, you

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kind of pay your dues by getting

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like shit on for like the first like

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30 years that your people are in

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the country. And then you become

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part of like the fucking crew.

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Once you become part of the crew, they're like,

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yeah, but like the thing is

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when you become part of the crew, you kind of accept

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how America is. You're like, okay,

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it's not going to be like

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back home. It's going to be like America.

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But we can

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add to America because that's the

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biggest, that's the biggest strength

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of America is that when we start, when

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people start adding cultures into

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the American fucking melting pot

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instead of trying to make

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the entire melting pot theirs,

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it's a great

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thing. If you take things from your culture,

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put it in there. I take things from my culture,

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put it in there. You take things from their culture.

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Everybody puts it in there and we make it

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into one thing. That's fantastic.

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Dude, that's, that is like what I've said before,

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like why America is awesome. Yeah, because

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America will never not be

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a world power because

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of that exact thing. But then

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if you think about it, like people from fucking

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like Syria

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coming over that, like for like refugees and

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stuff, they want

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fucking Sharia

548
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800
law. They want like all this. It's like, it's

549
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,800
not going to be your fucking old country.

550
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,800
It's going to be America, whatever you

551
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,800
like it or not. And if you keep pushing

552
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,800
against it, you're going to be fucking

553
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,800
beaten to submission by like

554
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800
laws or just society

555
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800
in general, or you'll leave.

556
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800
I actually think we should have Sharia

557
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,800
law in America. What?

558
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,800
I think we should have Sharia law in America.

559
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,800
Then you'd be executed, Casey.

560
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,800
What? You'd be executed. Would I?

561
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,800
Okay. Yeah, because you, you would

562
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800
you'd be considered a blasphemer to

563
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,800
Allah and you'd get killed.

564
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800
I would get killed. So would Dan.

565
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,800
We'd all be killed.

566
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800
For the record, I didn't say

567
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,800
that on the podcast. The chicken

568
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,800
place across from, well, you

569
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,800
don't work in Schenectady, did you? No, I did.

570
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800
Yeah. Oh, you did? The fucking one right across the street.

571
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800
Yeah, they had a thing

572
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800
above the cash register

573
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800
in the back. And I asked the girl that was working there.

574
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800
I'm like, what does that mean? And she said, oh,

575
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,800
it means Sharia law.

576
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,800
It was an Arab, right?

577
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,800
And I was like, what is that even? It's Sanskrit

578
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,800
by the way. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

579
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800
Dan, tell us about your road rage

580
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
incident. God damn.

581
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Is somebody shooting something? Yeah, let me.

582
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800
What? I just heard like fucking pop, pop.

583
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,800
Oh, no. Duck.

584
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,800
Yeah, dude.

585
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800
So I'm pulling

586
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800
into, I go to Whole Foods every

587
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800
Saturday and get a nice piece of sockeye salmon

588
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,800
to cook for dinner. And

589
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,800
I'm pulling

590
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,800
into Whole Foods. Well, I'm on the road

591
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800
in front of Colony Center.

592
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800
And there's a guy

593
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800
blocking the entrance to Whole Foods,

594
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800
right, like halfway. But there's like a full

595
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,800
car length in front of him, right?

596
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800
So he's not pulling forward.

597
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,800
He's just kind of sitting there, right?

598
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800
So I'm like, well, if I back up two feet,

599
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,800
I can pull the front of him and get into the entrance,

600
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800
right? So

601
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,800
I throw it in reverse and I back up like

602
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800
a half car length. Okay. Right?

603
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,800
And I'm looking at my

604
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
rear view camera. And

605
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800
there's a guy like coming up behind me.

606
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,800
Lays on his fucking horn.

607
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,800
Right? So I just honk back, right?

608
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,800
No big deal. It's like, whatever, dude. Just like calm

609
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800
down. I'm backing up just a little bit.

610
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Right? So I pull into

611
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800
the front of Whole Foods and

612
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
I go and park. And so I'm sitting

613
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800
in the car talking to my girlfriend.

614
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800
And I hear,

615
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
hey, you fucking retard,

616
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800
hey!

617
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800
And my girlfriend's like, I think they want to talk

618
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,800
to you. And I'm like, oh shit. I'm like,

619
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,800
yeah, I'll talk to him. So I

620
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,800
hop out and the guy's like,

621
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,800
it's like this fat, like

622
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800
Puerto Rican guy. With his like,

623
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,800
his buddies or I don't know if it's his family.

624
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,800
I wasn't really paying attention. He's homebrews.

625
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800
Yeah. So he's like, you fucking

626
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
retard, you fucking idiot. Learn how to fucking

627
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800
drive. What's fucking wrong with you, bro?

628
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800
Fuck you, dude. And I'm like, bro.

629
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800
I said, I got a backup camera.

630
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800
Like I could see you. You're good. And he goes, I

631
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800
don't give a fuck what you got, bro. You

632
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,800
fucking moron. I'm like, hold on

633
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800
there, friendo. And I'm like, bro. I'm like,

634
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800
I'm like, keep it pushing, pal.

635
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,800
Keep it pushing.

636
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,800
That's the most dad thing to say. Dude,

637
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800
I know what I got it from. I

638
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800
got that from this

639
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,800
girl who's working out in the gym. This really hot

640
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,800
girl. And these guys were looking at her

641
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,800
and she was recording it. She's like, keep it pushing, pal.

642
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800
I said, keep it pushing, right?

643
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,800
And so he's like, you fucking pussy.

644
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,800
And I'm like, bro. I said,

645
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,800
fucking go. Well, I didn't say fucking

646
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800
go. I didn't say it like that, actually. I take that back.

647
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,800
I said, bro, keep it moving.

648
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,800
Right. I was just like being calm

649
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,800
but just keep it moving. Right. He's like,

650
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,800
you fucking pussy. Suck a dick.

651
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
And I said, and then he started to

652
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,800
pull away. Right. I said, I'll suck a dick. I'll suck

653
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800
your dick and like it.

654
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800
It was just

655
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800
like, I don't know. I feel like

656
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,800
like, what do you

657
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800
say to that? Because look, I'm

658
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,800
trying to get the Whole Foods and he's trying

659
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800
to have a conversation. Right.

660
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,800
So I am thinking of the path

661
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800
of least resistance to get my fucking

662
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800
salmon. Okay. So

663
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800
none of that involves me fist fighting.

664
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,800
I know. You're like, I don't want to deal with this today.

665
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800
No. So I just like one. I said,

666
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800
oh, and then I said after

667
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800
it was actually before I told him I'd suck

668
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,800
his dick and like it.

669
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,800
I said, bro, I said, you say

670
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
one more thing. I'm calling the cops. Like

671
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800
just get out of here. Go.

672
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,800
And that's when he's like, you fucking pussy.

673
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Suck a dick.

674
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,800
I'll suck your dick and like it.

675
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Dude, because I'm like literally just like

676
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,800
he's trying to have a fight

677
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800
and I'm trying to be a comedian and get the fuck

678
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,800
out of there. You know, like what do you

679
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,800
say to somebody that says I'll suck your dick

680
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,800
and like it. I'd punch you in the face.

681
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800
There's nothing you can say to it. I'd punch you in the face.

682
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
It's like when somebody wants to fight you

683
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800
and you just get naked and they don't know what to do.

684
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800
It's like, yeah, like those prank videos.

685
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800
He brought your cock on his face.

686
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800
So I do.

687
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800
He started cradling his nuts.

688
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,800
It did make me realize that like

689
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
if this guy wanted to fight me,

690
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800
which his response was so

691
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800
overblown for what happened, like literally

692
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
nothing happened. Imagine if I

693
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
actually hit him. He's just

694
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,800
one of those people that just lose cannon.

695
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Oh, bro, that guy's probably

696
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,800
fucking killed people. Yeah. No, maybe

697
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,800
not killed people, but he's definitely

698
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800
fucking got his shit rocked because he doesn't know how to

699
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800
keep his mouth shut. That's why, like, what do you do in that

700
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800
situation? Because if you like start arguing with a person

701
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,800
and like doing it back to them,

702
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,800
they might like try to fight you.

703
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,800
Have like a knife or something. Right.

704
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800
I've had several altercations because

705
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800
of shit like that. Dude, it's just like

706
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
it's not worth it. My buddy's like

707
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,800
that's why I keep a gun. I'm like, no, that

708
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,800
is the worst thing. It's like the best

709
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,800
thing you can do is just be like, you know what?

710
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,800
This is what I should have done. I should have just been like,

711
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,800
you know what? Don't pull a gun on somebody unless you're willing

712
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,800
to shoot it. Unless you're willing to die.

713
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,800
Yeah. You know, too. And

714
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
you want to get to know this guy in

715
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,800
court with your lawyers talking to each

716
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800
other. Fuck that. I don't want to be that intimate with

717
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800
you. That's like a fucking step away from

718
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800
fucking sex, dude. Like, I do not

719
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800
want to know you that. I don't want to know you that

720
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800
fucking well. Dude, sitting in

721
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
court with somebody for nine fucking hours,

722
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
like that's fucking

723
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800
nine hours probably over the course

724
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,800
of three months. You know what I mean? Like multiple

725
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800
times a fucking month. Yeah.

726
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Fuck that, dude.

727
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Like, guns

728
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,800
are just, they can get you in a real jam. Like

729
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,800
the best thing to do. They can also get you out of

730
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,800
certain jams. They can, but

731
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800
dude, I think you're better off.

732
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,800
I'd feel better if I had a gun on me and somebody

733
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,800
was like, fucking

734
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,800
trying to fuck with me in some road rage incident.

735
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,800
That's an ejection

736
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800
seat. That's like, absolute

737
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,800
like, I'm gonna die. So if you take

738
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800
the actual gun courses, which I take

739
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800
in the pistol permit course,

740
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800
they teach you, it's like, your gun is

741
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800
like, the fucking

742
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800
nuclear option, like, of things.

743
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,800
You don't, like, you don't pull out a gun

744
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800
to threaten somebody. When you pull out a gun,

745
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800
it's a promise, it's not a threat.

746
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800
You're gonna, like, in

747
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
the actual case of

748
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,800
gun things, if you pull

749
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,800
your gun out, you go, you kill

750
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,800
that person, or you don't pull your

751
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,800
gun out, type thing.

752
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Like, you only pull that gun out if somebody's going

753
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,800
to kill you, or they're

754
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,800
gonna kill somebody that's, like,

755
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800
around you. Like, it's your nuclear

756
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,800
option. You don't pull it out

757
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,800
to threaten somebody. Like, you're

758
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,800
like, it's not a, like, that's what

759
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,800
he said. He's like, it's not a threat, it's a promise.

760
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800
That's such a good way to put

761
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,800
it. Yeah. But,

762
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800
man. Because there's so many fucking,

763
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800
like, thugs out there that'll pull a gun

764
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800
as a threat. If you pull a gun

765
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,800
on me, and I have a gun, I'm gonna shoot you.

766
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800
Right. You're like, well,

767
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,800
I don't know if New York State law even allows that.

768
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,800
It does. Does it?

769
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,800
Like, if they have a gun. If he pulls his gun

770
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800
out, you can fucking shoot him. Basically,

771
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800
as long as they're facing you, and they have a gun,

772
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,800
you can kill them. See, I

773
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800
always thought that the law was, like,

774
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,800
in New York State, because it's not a standard ground law.

775
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800
You have to do everything you can to run,

776
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,800
and you can only do to them what they have

777
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,800
done to you. You can,

778
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,800
it's the,

779
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,800
you have to do everything you can to run,

780
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,800
but if you have a good enough lawyer, you can be like,

781
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800
I was in the spur of the moment, I thought I was

782
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,800
going to die, blah, blah,

783
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800
blah. I mean, it'll take a while in court,

784
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800
but if you have a decent lawyer,

785
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800
and the person had a fucking knife or

786
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800
a gun. Basically, in New York State,

787
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,800
if they have a gun,

788
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800
you can use lethal force against them.

789
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800
If they have a knife, you have to be within,

790
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800
like, I think, like, five to ten

791
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800
feet of somebody,

792
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800
and then you can kill them,

793
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800
type thing.

794
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800
Well, say I get into a road rage incident,

795
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800
right, and some guy takes a swing at me,

796
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800
and he misses, and I just, like,

797
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800
like, fucking punch him, and he goes down.

798
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800
Do I get, do I get

799
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,800
charged? No, you're defending

800
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,800
yourself. You're defending yourself. Because he attempted

801
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800
to hit you. Yeah,

802
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800
I guess, but, I mean,

803
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800
we gotta get Lundy on here.

804
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800
Oh, this would probably be, like,

805
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800
perfect for him. He'd know exactly. I think he's

806
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800
coming soon, but.

807
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Glad you talked to him. Yeah.

808
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
My

809
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800
friend at work was saying that

810
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800
she got into an altercation with somebody,

811
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
and

812
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800
a road rage altercation.

813
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,800
Oh, by the way, this is not legal advice from us

814
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800
at all. This is just. Well, it is from

815
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,800
me. I'm,

816
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800
I'll take your donations.

817
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,800
Actually send them to UntitledPod73

818
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800
at Gmail. Oh, we gotta check that,

819
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800
by the way, to see who won the question from last

820
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800
week. But,

821
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,800
oh, yeah,

822
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,800
my friend pulled out a can

823
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800
of oven spray and sprayed somebody in the face

824
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
during a road rage incident. Really?

825
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800
Yeah, which is, I think oven spray is

826
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800
a caustic substance. Yeah, it can

827
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800
melt your eyes. Yeah.

828
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,800
So, and then, one of her

829
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800
family members was in a road rage

830
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,800
incident. The guy got out

831
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800
and shot her point blank

832
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800
in the head and killed her and drove away. They never caught

833
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,800
the guy. Oh my god. Yeah.

834
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800
Don't, I just, like, don't fuck with people.

835
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
I think the best thing I could have said

836
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800
to this guy was like, hey, man,

837
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800
like, I didn't mean to mess your day up.

838
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800
I apologize for that. You have a good day.

839
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800
And just walk away. Because it's

840
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800
like, I'll admit wrong,

841
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800
just to fucking have this fucking

842
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,800
ghetto trash leave me the fuck alone.

843
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,800
Yeah. So, he was, dude, he was

844
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,800
definitely, like, definitely

845
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,800
a scumbag. And because

846
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800
no normal person would react like

847
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800
that, you know?

848
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800
And things can get bad

849
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,800
in that Whole Foods parking lot, bro.

850
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,800
Did I tell you about the guy I saw with the

851
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,800
ski mask on? No.

852
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Yeah. So, this guy is...

853
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800
That's a fashion statement, actually, now, too.

854
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Like, kids wear ski masks. It's like...

855
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,800
No, this was, he was like, this was like a

856
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,800
strong arm robbery in the middle of the daylight.

857
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,800
So,

858
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,800
the guy, this guy,

859
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,800
I'm not going to say, like, anything about, like,

860
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,800
you know... So, we know what happened.

861
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,800
Okay. Anything about his race

862
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,800
or anything like that. But you can assume I'm

863
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800
trying to paint a picture. I'm not saying

864
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,800
anything. But not saying

865
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800
anything is saying exactly

866
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,800
what I need to say.

867
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800
Yeah. So,

868
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,800
he had a ski mask on.

869
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,800
And he's coming through the parking

870
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,800
lot, reaching into a backpack,

871
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800
like, implying that he

872
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,800
has a gun. And this girl's following him.

873
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,800
And she's like, somebody

874
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,800
stop him! Stop him!

875
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,800
Oh, my God! Stop him!

876
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,800
And I made eye contact

877
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800
with this guy. And he made eye

878
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800
contact with me. And

879
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,800
the way I interpreted his look

880
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,800
was, mind your fucking

881
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800
business. And so, I said, yep,

882
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800
I'm going to mind my fucking business.

883
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Because he's got something in that

884
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800
backpack and I don't want to find out what the fuck it is.

885
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800
He could be faking it

886
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,800
or I don't know. But anyway... It's the same fucking

887
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,800
thing with, like, cross-cut. Did you still go shopping?

888
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,800
Oh, yeah, yeah. So,

889
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,800
I went to the

890
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800
girl and I asked her, I said, what did

891
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800
he take? And she's like, oh, I work at Foot Locker,

892
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800
one of the shoe stores,

893
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800
and he stole a pair of shoes. I'm like,

894
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800
fucking whatever, dude. It's not your...

895
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800
Let him go! I'm like, here, get in the car

896
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800
and I'll take you back to the entrance

897
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800
you came from. She's like, how do I know I can trust you?

898
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800
I'm like, just get in the car. Like, I'm

899
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800
just going to give you a ride back. Forget that

900
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800
fucking guy and go back to your store. Like,

901
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800
don't get shot over a set

902
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800
of shoes that you don't own. Yeah.

903
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,800
You know? But it's the same thing with

904
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,800
fucking, like, cross-kits. Cross-kits is getting bad.

905
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,800
Cross-kits is

906
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800
been bad. Yeah. Like, it's bad.

907
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,800
Like, fucking, like, there's been, like, shootings and

908
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
stabbings and fucking shit. The brawl

909
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800
at the fucking beef jerky stand

910
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,800
was really fucking funny. Oh,

911
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800
yeah. Yeah, remember that shit?

912
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800
Dude, if any of our listeners

913
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800
want to know what's going on, you can

914
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800
type in cross-kits mall beef jerky

915
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,800
fight. There's, like, a literal...

916
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,800
Beef jerky fight. Dude, there's

917
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800
a literal

918
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,800
brawl that happens out, like,

919
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800
it starts outside in, like, the hallway

920
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800
of the mall and then they all start... They tackled

921
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800
one guy to the beef jerky stand

922
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800
and they all just start punching the fuck

923
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800
at each other and they... It's, like, fucking, like,

924
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,800
fifteen people fighting each other. Like,

925
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800
it's, like, ridiculous.

926
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
Did you see

927
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800
the footage from the Apple

928
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800
store or the shooting? Yeah. Megan was

929
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800
there for that shooting. Was she?

930
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800
A few years, like, five years ago.

931
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Yeah. She worked at the store

932
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,800
DPW,

933
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,800
what's it called? The shoe store? Yeah.

934
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800
DSW? DSW.

935
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800
Oh, yeah, that's, like, right there, too. Yeah.

936
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800
Right? Yeah. Yeah, but

937
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800
in the video, there's this Albany

938
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800
County dispatcher that's with his

939
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800
family and

940
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800
he... As soon as the

941
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800
shots rang out, his, like, his

942
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,800
wife had the

943
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800
baby carriage, the stroller,

944
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800
and he just, like, jumped

945
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800
over it to fucking hide.

946
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,800
Dude, like, ran.

947
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,800
And it's, like, he got rolled over the coals

948
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,800
for that in the comments, dude. And he, like,

949
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800
posted this whole thing that he was so sorry

950
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800
that he did that to

951
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,800
his family. It was, like,

952
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800
it was bad, dude. Dude, you never know

953
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,800
what you're gonna do unless you

954
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800
get put into those situations. Right. Oh, yeah.

955
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,800
No, for sure. Like, dude, I've

956
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800
thought that. I'm, like, I don't know that I wouldn't

957
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800
do that. Because I had

958
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,800
one situation like that

959
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,800
when I was working

960
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,800
in Malta, actually. The, uh,

961
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,800
like, I had a call. It was just

962
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800
whatever. The run up to it doesn't

963
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800
matter, but they, uh,

964
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
it ended up being a domestic,

965
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,800
not an actual, like, EMS call.

966
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,800
And when I got there,

967
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,800
like, the guy was, like,

968
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800
waving a knife at us, like, whatever. So I'm like,

969
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,800
alright, I'm gonna fucking leave.

970
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800
And then when I'm leaving, I hear... Yeah, that's a good clue to leave.

971
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,800
Yeah. I hear the

972
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,800
wife go, oh no, he's got a gun

973
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,800
and then a door slam, which sounded like a gun

974
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,800
shot. So I kinda, like, ducked behind

975
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800
the ambulance and I was like, fuck, so I called

976
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,800
for, like, dispatch to, like, come out.

977
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800
And, like, I called for, like, PD,

978
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,800
obviously, and then, like, the fucking Calvary came.

979
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,800
Took them five minutes, but the Calvary

980
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800
came. I'd get as far away

981
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800
from that as I possibly could. That was the thing, though.

982
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800
I wasn't able to get to the front seat

983
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,800
of the ambulance without being

984
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800
outside of, like, a cover.

985
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800
So I'm like, I can't get

986
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,800
to the front. Should've brought your radio with you, bro.

987
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800
No, I did have my radio. That's, I called,

988
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,800
I called for backup

989
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800
via my radio. And then

990
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800
I was like, I can't get to the front

991
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800
of the ambulance, because if I get to the front of the ambulance

992
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,800
then I'm completely open.

993
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800
Type thing. And, uh,

994
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800
you can't, like, the way our things are,

995
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800
it's next to

996
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,800
impossible to crawl from the passenger seat

997
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800
to the driver's seat

998
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,800
because we have, like, a fucking, like, arm

999
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,800
that comes up like this that holds the shit.

1000
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800
So you'd have to, like, do

1001
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800
that, and it's obvious, like,

1002
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800
when you're in the front seat

1003
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,800
of things that are going on.

1004
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800
So, like, I'm like, if this guy

1005
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800
has a gun and he already shots,

1006
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800
because, like, she didn't come out or anything.

1007
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800
I just heard door slam, oh no, he's got a gun.

1008
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800
Boom! I'm like,

1009
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800
well, she's dead. Like,

1010
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800
in my brain I'm like, okay, dead.

1011
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800
She's gone.

1012
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,800
The fuck is

1013
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,800
that? That's my

1014
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800
neighbor. Is it?

1015
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800
Oh, it's the car. Yeah. Oh, that.

1016
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,800
He's gotta get his exhaust fixed.

1017
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800
He's gotta get a muffler

1018
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800
installed. They're like 50

1019
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800
bucks, dude. So I was like, well,

1020
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800
she's dead, but I'm like,

1021
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800
okay, I gotta worry about me and

1022
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800
my partner currently, and then I heard

1023
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800
a door open and it's someone coming down the

1024
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,800
driveway, and I'm like,

1025
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,800
I pulled out my fucking, like, knife, I'm like,

1026
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800
alright, I'm gonna have to fight to

1027
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800
kill somebody, cause I'm like, okay,

1028
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,800
and then it was the wife, and she was just

1029
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800
bleeding from the hand, and I'm like,

1030
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,800
what happened? She's like,

1031
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800
he stabbed me in the hand, and I'm like,

1032
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800
you said he had a gun. He's like, I thought he

1033
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800
did. And I'm like,

1034
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800
That's a big fucking deal. That's a big deal.

1035
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800
You can't fucking do that. You can't just think that he does.

1036
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Yeah.

1037
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800
Dude, I was thinking of, like, something

1038
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800
like, really dangerous that happened to me.

1039
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800
Nothing happened,

1040
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800
but, I mean, like, it could have been dangerous.

1041
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800
I guess I should word it.

1042
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800
I went to an address,

1043
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800
and it was for, like, somebody

1044
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800
that was down, or maybe it was, like,

1045
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,800
a life alert, you know?

1046
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800
And I

1047
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800
knocked on the door and nobody answered.

1048
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800
So I went into the house,

1049
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800
and this little old guy

1050
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800
comes walking up to me,

1051
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800
he's like, oh, hello! Right?

1052
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800
And I asked him,

1053
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,800
I'm like, did you call 911?

1054
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800
He's like, no. I'm like,

1055
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800
this is the wrong fucking address, dude.

1056
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800
I just walked in this guy's

1057
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,800
fucking house. Oh my

1058
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800
god, I had one of those. This is the wrong

1059
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
address. And the guy is just like, hello!

1060
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800
Like, I'm in his fucking house! And he's

1061
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
just, like, cool with it. It's like, I mean,

1062
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800
thank you. I mean, that's where uniforms come

1063
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800
in handy, because I obviously don't look like I'm fucking

1064
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800
trying to steal shit. But, dude, what if he was, like, a

1065
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,800
Vietnam vet? Yeah, with a fucking

1066
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800
shotgun. Right! Fucking

1067
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800
grand Torino. Bro, that is such a dangerous

1068
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800
thing to do. Dude, I fucking- That is the

1069
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,800
most dangerous thing I've ever done.

1070
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,800
I had one where I went to the wrong address

1071
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800
because it's, like, one of the ones in Albany that had, like,

1072
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800
two different addresses.

1073
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,800
Like, it had, like, the same address on the different

1074
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,800
part of the city, just the zip code was different.

1075
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
So, I was like,

1076
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800
oh, can I walk in?

1077
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800
The house is pitch black. It's during the daytime.

1078
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,800
Like, pitch black. All the blinds are

1079
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800
drawn.

1080
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
And I was like,

1081
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,800
EMS type shit, like,

1082
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800
walking in, like, walking around.

1083
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800
Nothing. There's, like, two pieces of furniture

1084
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,800
in the whole fucking house.

1085
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800
And I go to, like,

1086
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,800
the upstairs. There's just, like,

1087
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
three dudes sleeping in sleeping bags.

1088
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800
And I'm like, I'm getting the fuck

1089
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,800
out of here, dude.

1090
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Like, homeless people? Yeah.

1091
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,800
I was like, fuck, dude, I'm getting the

1092
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800
fuck out of here.

1093
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,800
And then I go to dispatch, like, are you sure it's the right address?

1094
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,800
They're like, oh, fuck, no, it's the one on the

1095
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800
other side of the city. I'm like, god damn it!

1096
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800
You almost got me killed!

1097
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,800
Dude, yeah, you talk about dangerous stuff.

1098
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800
That is probably the most

1099
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,800
dangerous thing that EMTs do. Yeah.

1100
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800
We go in blind. Like,

1101
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800
that's the thing, like, we don't have a fucking weapon

1102
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800
in the Fed. I do. But most of us

1103
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800
don't carry, like, a big ass knife or anything.

1104
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800
I know people that carry it on the job.

1105
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800
I do too, but, like, you're not supposed to.

1106
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Right. But I was going to say,

1107
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,800
going to the top floor of the fucking,

1108
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800
you know, the apartment building. Yeah.

1109
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
It's like, what if you get up to the top floor

1110
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,800
and somebody just, like, opens the door with a gun?

1111
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
It's like, what are you going to do?

1112
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800
Run all the way downstairs?

1113
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800
Which apartment building?

1114
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800
You know, the one. 400? Yeah.

1115
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800
100.

1116
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,800
That's funny. Like, that's the thing, like,

1117
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,800
like, I'm like fucking,

1118
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,800
like, you pull a gun on me,

1119
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,800
all right, you're going to shoot me. Okay.

1120
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800
You know, you're not

1121
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800
going to outrun a bullet. You never will. That's the

1122
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,800
thing I was looking at this week was

1123
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800
mass murders in the United

1124
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800
States. You know, this is becoming

1125
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,800
like a huge problem in

1126
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,800
the last ten years.

1127
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800
If you look at the last,

1128
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800
the top ten

1129
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800
shootings, you guys are like,

1130
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800
oh, God, no, let's hear

1131
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,800
it. Let's hear it.

1132
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800
I got a rebuttal for. All right, let's look at the

1133
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
top ten shootings in the last

1134
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800
ten years. Right. So you got

1135
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800
number one was Las Vegas in twenty

1136
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,800
seventeen. That was that guy. He used

1137
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,800
a semi automatic. He won the

1138
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800
game. Number two Orlando Nightclub

1139
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
twenty sixteen, semi automatic

1140
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,800
rifle, Virginia Tech

1141
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,800
two thousand seven semi automatic

1142
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800
pistol.

1143
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,800
Virginia Tech was a pistol.

1144
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800
Yeah, I don't have my automatic pistols.

1145
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800
How many people? Thirty

1146
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800
two. Oh, my God. Whoa.

1147
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,800
With a pistol, Sandy Hook,

1148
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Pete, Jesus Hook was in two thousand

1149
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,800
twelve. And this is mind you from night

1150
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,800
since nineteen forty nine, Sandy

1151
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,800
Hook, two thousand twelve, semi automatic

1152
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,800
rifle, number five

1153
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,800
Church, Southern Springs, Church shooting

1154
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800
twenty seventeen, semi automatic

1155
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,800
rifle. Do you know what a fucking semi automatic

1156
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800
rifle is?

1157
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,800
Yeah, it's a rifle that you

1158
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,800
don't have to like reload every time.

1159
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,800
Yes.

1160
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800
Yes. You know, Casey, Casey,

1161
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,800
let me fucking let me talk to you real quick here.

1162
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,800
Hold on. Hold on. Number six

1163
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800
twenty nineteen, semi

1164
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800
automatic rifle, number eight

1165
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800
nineteen eighty four. Oh, damn.

1166
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,800
Semi automatic carbine.

1167
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,800
And then number nine, twenty twenty

1168
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,800
two, semi automatic rifle,

1169
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,800
number ten, twenty twenty three,

1170
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800
Lewiston, Maine, semi automatic

1171
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,800
rifle. None of them were done with muskets.

1172
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,800
Yes.

1173
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,800
So Casey, here's the fucking thing. Why are

1174
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800
we still selling so semi automatic rifles?

1175
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800
Oh, my fucking God, Casey.

1176
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800
Fucking. Oh, OK.

1177
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,800
Let's let's do it this way.

1178
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800
We're going to sell a bunch of

1179
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,800
hammers. One guy murdered a bunch

1180
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,800
of people with a hammer. Guess we can't

1181
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800
sell hammers anymore. All right.

1182
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800
Hold on.

1183
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,800
Talk about yourself. No,

1184
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,800
it's just, bro, it's that's

1185
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,800
what's available. Yeah, that's like that's

1186
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800
what most guns are. Almost every

1187
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,800
gun is semi automatic. The only guns

1188
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800
that are the fully automatic guns,

1189
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800
which, hey, guess what?

1190
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,800
Bolt action. Guess what? You can't

1191
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,800
buy fully automatic guns in New York State.

1192
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800
Let's look at the

1193
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,800
list of mass shootings in

1194
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,800
the unit. Looks like something just walked by your window.

1195
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,800
What? Looks like something just walked by your

1196
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,800
window, like with like an orange light.

1197
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,800
Dude, I heard something over there. Did you hear that earlier?

1198
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800
Yeah, dude, what the fuck is that? Like a squeaking

1199
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,800
or something?

1200
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,800
I kept hearing a noise over there.

1201
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,800
We got a

1202
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800
paranormal investigation.

1203
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,800
We'll be right back. No, no, we can

1204
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,800
we can hold on. Keep it.

1205
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800
All right, we're back. That was

1206
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,800
not a paranormal occurrence.

1207
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Well, unconfirmed.

1208
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,800
So

1209
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,800
if we look at the mass shootings

1210
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,800
in England just in the twenty

1211
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,800
twenties, there's been

1212
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,800
what? Seven deaths. There's

1213
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,800
only been seven deaths in England

1214
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,800
since twenty twenty. What's the population of England,

1215
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800
Casey? Let's pull this up.

1216
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,800
Well, well, the thing in England

1217
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,800
is they don't they don't

1218
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,800
sell guns basically.

1219
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,800
Yeah, but guess what? Their stabbing

1220
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800
thing is through the roof.

1221
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,800
Look up knife crimes

1222
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,800
in England, Casey.

1223
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,800
Knife crimes. Knife crimes

1224
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,800
in England.

1225
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,800
So

1226
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800
we got an echo. Echo.

1227
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,800
You guys are getting freaked out by

1228
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,800
the paranormal activity here today.

1229
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,800
Do you so much?

1230
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,800
I'm here. Footsteps

1231
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,800
here in noises over here,

1232
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,800
noises over there, a lot

1233
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800
of a lot of spirits floating around

1234
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800
here tonight. Do you ever see the Bowen?

1235
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,800
Seventy seven seven eighty seven

1236
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,800
getting fucking unpainted

1237
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,800
now like they fucking like

1238
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800
put like acid on

1239
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,800
Jesus Christ, that's fucking

1240
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,800
two hundred sixty one homicides in twenty

1241
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800
twenty one to using a sharp

1242
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,800
instrument. That's forty percent of

1243
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,800
the five hundred ninety

1244
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,800
four homicides that occurred in

1245
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,800
twenty twenty two

1246
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,800
in England. So they have

1247
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,800
fifty five million people and we have

1248
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,800
three hundred million.

1249
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Oh, yeah.

1250
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,800
So the only there were only

1251
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,800
five hundred and ninety four homicides

1252
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800
incurred in that

1253
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800
year. That's really interesting.

1254
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,800
What's the what's the general

1255
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,800
population in England?

1256
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,800
We have five and a half times the population

1257
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
that England has.

1258
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800
Oh, wow. There's twenty one thousand

1259
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,800
deaths homicides in the US

1260
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,800
in twenty twenty two. All right. So divide that by

1261
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,800
five point five.

1262
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,800
Which would give you thirty

1263
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,800
eight hundred.

1264
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,800
How many were in England? There was five

1265
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,800
hundred and ninety four.

1266
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,800
OK, so we

1267
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,800
got a little bit of a problem.

1268
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800
You guys see my point? No, I don't

1269
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,800
see your fucking point. Murder

1270
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,800
is murder. OK, we're going to people

1271
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,800
are going to kill each other fucking no matter

1272
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,800
what. I see your point, Casey.

1273
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800
How many people have we seen

1274
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800
get murdered?

1275
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,800
A lot. That's the point.

1276
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800
I live in America.

1277
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,800
I've never seen it like happen actively.

1278
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,800
No, but like how many people have we been to the

1279
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,800
scene of who got murdered? A lot.

1280
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,800
Right. I don't even think about it.

1281
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,800
It's like people are watching

1282
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,800
like murder documentaries.

1283
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,800
I was there. It doesn't even like

1284
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,800
register. Because you live in America.

1285
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,800
It's like no, that's not the fucking

1286
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,800
point, Casey. Also, let's go back

1287
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800
to that semi-automatic fucking gun

1288
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,800
thing. Casey,

1289
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,800
out of all the guns in the market,

1290
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,800
you're such a fucking gun controlled

1291
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,800
denier. You're such a fucking. I think

1292
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800
that I am a fucking Second Amendment

1293
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800
absolutist. I think that there should be no

1294
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,800
restrictions on guns.

1295
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,800
I was watching videos of the Las Vegas

1296
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,800
shooting. I don't necessarily believe that.

1297
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,800
That's fucking scary. That's as scary as

1298
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,800
fuck. If I want a fucking Barrett 50

1299
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,800
Cal fucking sniper

1300
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800
rifle optics with a fucking silencer on it,

1301
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,800
I should be able to own one. I don't believe that.

1302
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,800
Why not?

1303
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,800
Dude, I don't because I think

1304
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,800
the availability of guns and

1305
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,800
access to guns is part of the problem.

1306
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
I do believe that. There's more

1307
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,800
guns than Americans, isn't there?

1308
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,800
There's also more screwdrivers

1309
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,800
than Americans.

1310
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,800
Right. I just

1311
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,800
think that yes, you should be able

1312
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,800
to get that, but I think

1313
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,800
there should be some barriers to entry.

1314
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,800
There should be some things

1315
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800
like not saying

1316
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,800
completely unrestricted

1317
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,800
fucking like things. I just think

1318
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,800
that you shouldn't be limited to the

1319
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,800
type of weapon that you get depending

1320
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,800
on

1321
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,800
fucking S.Y.Z.

1322
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,800
And separatistans where 30 kids

1323
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,800
get shot in school

1324
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,800
shootings in the last ten years.

1325
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,800
That's a problem. You know what the actual

1326
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,800
fucking problem is Casey, semi-automatic

1327
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,800
right. No, the people fucking

1328
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,800
always blame guns for the fucking

1329
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,800
it's not you know,

1330
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,800
I could put a gun on the table and be

1331
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,800
like, all right, gun kill Casey.

1332
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800
It's not going to kill him. You can't

1333
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,800
kill 30 people in a mass

1334
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,800
stabbing. Yes, you can get

1335
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800
fucking tackled and you

1336
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,800
get shot by the police. You know how fucking easy

1337
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,800
it would be to fucking if you were in a

1338
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,800
crowded area like a fucking

1339
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800
like a New York City type area.

1340
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800
If you were in New York, if you were in fucking

1341
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,800
fucking

1342
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,800
let's say Times Square, you could stab

1343
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,800
well over 30 people

1344
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,800
before the cops got to you.

1345
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800
Absolutely. I think there's layers

1346
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,800
of truth on both sides. But how many could you kill in that

1347
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800
same situation with the semi-automatic

1348
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,800
rifle? Depends actually.

1349
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800
You have to reload.

1350
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800
See, that's what I would rather get

1351
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,800
shot than get stabbed because a

1352
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,800
gun you only have a certain amount of bullets.

1353
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,800
A knife you have unlimited stabs.

1354
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,800
Yeah, that is true.

1355
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,800
That fucking Las Vegas, he

1356
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,800
shot fucking 500 people from

1357
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,800
like a mile away.

1358
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,800
Shooting is very, very

1359
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,800
strange. Like just like

1360
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,800
the circumstances surrounding it

1361
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,800
are really weird, which I want to get into

1362
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,800
after this. But

1363
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,800
like it's the thing is

1364
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,800
like for, what the fuck was I

1365
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,800
saying like before this, before you guys

1366
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,800
were talking about the Vegas thing?

1367
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,800
Like something about like the guns.

1368
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,800
Fucking Second Amendment muskets.

1369
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800
No, but like

1370
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,800
unrestricted. Unrestricted. But like

1371
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,800
I don't think that it should be

1372
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,800
completely unrestricted, but I don't think

1373
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,800
that it should be

1374
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,800
not necessarily like

1375
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,800
we can't have guns.

1376
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,800
Like you can't like

1377
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,800
we already have that felons can't

1378
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,800
own guns. Okay.

1379
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,800
That's the thing. How many felonies

1380
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800
own guns currently?

1381
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,800
It's not a gun problem.

1382
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,800
It's a fucking person behind

1383
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,800
the trigger problem. Okay.

1384
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,800
Everybody's like, oh it's the guns that are the

1385
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,800
problem. It's like if you want to kill

1386
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
somebody, you're gonna kill them with

1387
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,800
or without a gun. So let's make it harder

1388
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800
for them to kill people. No. Not have

1389
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800
mass access to guns.

1390
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,800
No. Casey, you are the most retarded

1391
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,800
person I've ever talked to about gun rights.

1392
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800
Because you are fucking stupid.

1393
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Have you ever fired a gun in your

1394
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800
entire life, Casey?

1395
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,800
Every time I get to

1396
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,800
an argument with somebody

1397
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,800
I got to an argument with someone

1398
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,800
on Facebook one time and they go, bro,

1399
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,800
let me just take you to a gun range

1400
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,800
and let me show you how it works.

1401
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,800
Have you fired a gun in real life?

1402
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,800
Casey, have you fired a gun in real life?

1403
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,800
I understand how a gun works. I don't care if you know how a

1404
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800
gun works. Have you ever fired a gun

1405
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,800
in real life? I have not.

1406
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,800
You have no right to talk about this shit.

1407
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800
I understand what a gun does.

1408
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,800
You know what a gun was made for?

1409
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,800
A gun was made to kill people.

1410
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,800
That's the point of a gun.

1411
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,800
A gun was made to kill something.

1412
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,800
A gun was not made

1413
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,800
to be a fucking tool of

1414
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,800
let's make friends and be fucking

1415
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,800
rainbowy sherbert unicorns.

1416
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,800
Why are we putting them out

1417
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,800
mass production to Americans

1418
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,800
if they're made to kill people?

1419
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,800
Because we don't want people to die.

1420
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,800
We don't want people to die. It's our fucking

1421
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,800
God-given right as an American.

1422
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800
Dan, you alright?

1423
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,800
Yeah, I'm good.

1424
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,800
It's our God-given right as an American

1425
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,800
to be able to fucking own firearms.

1426
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,800
And guess what?

1427
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,800
Most firearms, most

1428
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,800
firearm related crime,

1429
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,800
was not done by somebody who legally has

1430
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,800
a firearm. So

1431
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,800
taking them away, Casey, isn't going

1432
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,800
to fucking do anything. If you want

1433
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,800
a gun, you can get a gun

1434
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,800
no matter who the fuck you are.

1435
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,800
The founding fathers didn't have

1436
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,800
carbine rifles. The founding fathers

1437
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,800
would have loved carbine rifles.

1438
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,800
Let's be fucking real, Casey.

1439
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,800
If those guys saw a fucking

1440
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,800
Browning Foley Automatic Rifle,

1441
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,800
they would be like, this is the greatest thing

1442
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,800
I've ever seen in my entire life.

1443
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,800
Founding fathers didn't have RPGs. That'd be fucking

1444
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,800
awesome. Casey, you are

1445
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,800
the stupidest person I've ever met

1446
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800
in my entire life when it comes to gun fucking

1447
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,800
control. You are like, I

1448
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,800
think that if we take away

1449
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,800
the guns, we're all going to be

1450
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,800
friends and we're going to hold hands

1451
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,800
and there's going to be no more shootings

1452
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,800
ever. And that's going to be

1453
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,800
great. Well, I worked in the United

1454
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800
Kingdom, did it not? There's only been seven

1455
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,800
shooting deaths in the last

1456
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,800
four years. Casey, if we take

1457
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,800
away the guns now, okay? Let me

1458
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,800
get close to the mic here.

1459
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,800
If we take away the guns now,

1460
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800
the guns are still out there

1461
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,800
and there's millions of guns that are

1462
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,800
already out there currently.

1463
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,800
They're not just going to disappear.

1464
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,800
They're not just going to get repossessed by the

1465
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,800
government. We already have

1466
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,800
millions of guns. So, shut

1467
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,800
the fuck up and let me finish. Make them

1468
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,800
illegal. Let me fucking finish,

1469
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800
Casey. So,

1470
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,800
even if you make them illegal,

1471
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,800
there's already going to be guns out

1472
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,800
there. And if you already have guns out

1473
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,800
there, guess what? They're already going to be fucking

1474
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,800
out there. So when they're already

1475
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,800
out there, guess what?

1476
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,800
The fucking criminals are going to have access

1477
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,800
to it and I'm not going to have access

1478
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,800
to it and you're not going to have access to it.

1479
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,800
But the only people who have access

1480
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,800
to these deadly fucking firearms

1481
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,800
are people who shouldn't.

1482
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,800
So guess what? I'm not taking the guns out of

1483
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,800
the people's hands who should have them,

1484
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,800
who are people who are just wanted to protect

1485
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,800
their family, protect their property, and

1486
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,800
give it all, all the power

1487
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,800
to these fucking scumbags who would

1488
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,800
use their power of having guns

1489
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,800
now. Then you have no way

1490
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,800
to defend yourself and they know

1491
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,800
that you have no way to defend yourself. It's like

1492
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,800
opening the gates to the fucking barbarians

1493
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,800
that come in, Casey. You are fucking

1494
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,800
the stupidest person when it comes to this fucking

1495
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,800
thing. It's literally like going,

1496
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,800
hey, I'm unarmed.

1497
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,800
Kill me, please. You're

1498
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800
literally going, it's like opening your fucking

1499
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,800
front door and letting wolves just come

1500
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,800
into your house and eat you. Like,

1501
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,800
you're like, guess what? The wolf

1502
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,800
doesn't die. No, I want a gun for personal

1503
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,800
protection. I just don't want fucking

1504
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800
semi-automatic rifles being sold

1505
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,800
to fucking

1506
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Hey, here's

1507
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,800
what I think we should do.

1508
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,800
I think we should make

1509
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,800
knives illegal. That

1510
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,800
way nobody would be murdered.

1511
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,800
Casey,

1512
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,800
you are staggeringly

1513
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,800
retarded. Like,

1514
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,800
it's a shock how staggeringly

1515
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,800
retarded you are. You have to get a knife permit

1516
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,800
to have like

1517
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,800
even cooking knives. Right. I think it's like

1518
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,800
that in Japan or something. It's

1519
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,800
like that in England.

1520
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,800
Is it? Yes.

1521
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,800
Damn, it's retarded. Is it hard to get a knife? Yes.

1522
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,800
No, I really think that you should be able

1523
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,800
to have whatever you want and you can take tests

1524
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,800
to get a credential for that

1525
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,800
type of weapon.

1526
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,800
But then he has a point,

1527
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,800
Tyler has a point that

1528
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800
if you put testing on like classes

1529
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,800
of weapons, then only

1530
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800
the bad guys are going to have the weapons

1531
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,800
because they're not going to take the tests. They're

1532
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,800
already good. They already have the weapons.

1533
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,800
Make the fucking

1534
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,800
god-made man

1535
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,800
cult made them equal.

1536
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,800
That's the fucking

1537
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,800
that was the saying in the old west and I still think it's a fucking

1538
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,800
thing. It's like when you both have

1539
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800
guns, it's an even playing field.

1540
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,800
And if we didn't have police departments,

1541
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,800
like everybody would need

1542
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,800
to have a gun. Yeah.

1543
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,800
That would be the only way. Because people would come together

1544
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,800
as a community.

1545
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,800
And you know, if you

1546
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,800
have a gun and the other person has a gun.

1547
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,800
Well, guns just screw up natural selection, right?

1548
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,800
Because natural selection is always like

1549
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,800
the bigger, smarter

1550
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800
people will have the advantage, right?

1551
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,800
But guns, they're just an even playing

1552
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,800
field. You're thinking about it too small

1553
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,800
scale, too segmented, like the human

1554
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,800
brain likes to work, right?

1555
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,800
Like the earth made people

1556
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,800
and people make guns.

1557
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,800
God made people. Right? Humans

1558
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,800
made guns. Humans make machines.

1559
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,800
It's not some unnatural thing.

1560
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,800
That is part of the process. We like

1561
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,800
the things we like because it's part

1562
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,800
of nature. But you don't have to be smart

1563
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,800
in order to use a gun. You just pull the trigger.

1564
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,800
I mean

1565
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,800
it doesn't change natural selection.

1566
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800
Look at some of the firearms that they pick

1567
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,800
up on, you know,

1568
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,800
sidewinder photography of

1569
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,800
the local police departments around here

1570
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,800
getting firearms

1571
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,800
that are off the street.

1572
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,800
They are not well taken care of.

1573
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,800
They look like they've been buried in fucking

1574
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,800
cement for the last 25

1575
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,800
years. These people don't know

1576
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,800
how to take care of their guns.

1577
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800
I feel like a gun

1578
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,800
safety course should be taught in every high

1579
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,800
school. Just like how

1580
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,800
people are like, well we have sex ed.

1581
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,800
We should have gun education.

1582
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,800
It's just like we have sex education.

1583
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,800
Because no matter

1584
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,800
who you are in America,

1585
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,800
if you live long enough, you're going to

1586
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,800
come across a firearm whether it's

1587
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,800
legally or illegally.

1588
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,800
Not going to say like you're owning a firearm, but you're going to be

1589
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,800
in the same room as a firearm.

1590
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,800
Everybody in America

1591
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,800
is. I think that

1592
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,800
guns would have less of a

1593
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,800
less of a

1594
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,800
like mysterious

1595
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,800
aura around them if we

1596
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,800
took that aura

1597
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800
away from them. If we taught kids

1598
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,800
how a gun worked, how

1599
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,800
to take care of a gun, how to use

1600
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,800
a gun type thing, it

1601
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,800
wouldn't be like this

1602
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,800
fucking crazy scary thing anymore.

1603
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,800
It would just be like, oh,

1604
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,800
just how like sex, like when you're a

1605
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,800
kid, sex is this crazy like mysterious

1606
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,800
thing. Then you go through sex ed, you're like, oh, it's

1607
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,800
kind of gross. Like type shit.

1608
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,800
Like when people... It's a lot of work.

1609
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,800
Yeah. And then like when

1610
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,800
the kids are like people, like

1611
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,800
to this day, they're like, oh, this

1612
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,800
fucking, there's people in government who are making

1613
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,800
laws about fucking

1614
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,800
firearms that are like semi fully

1615
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,800
automatic firearms. Like that's not a fucking

1616
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,800
thing. Like you, like

1617
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,800
especially if you're in

1618
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,800
government and you're making laws

1619
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,800
about guns,

1620
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,800
know about the fucking thing that you're

1621
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,800
doing. Right. Like it's not

1622
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,800
hard. Go to the gun range

1623
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,800
and fire a gun. Yeah.

1624
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,800
I mean, you know, my brother

1625
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,800
is a, he's Republican.

1626
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,800
And well, I think he's older.

1627
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,800
He's younger than you. Older. But I think

1628
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,800
he's like shifted his views. He's more of

1629
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,800
like a libertarian kind of

1630
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,800
person now. I feel like most people who are Republican

1631
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,800
are libertarian now. Right.

1632
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,800
So he lived

1633
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,800
in South Carolina for a little

1634
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,800
bit, for like a year. And

1635
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,800
you could literally go into the like

1636
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,800
gas station and get a gun. That's

1637
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,800
fucking awesome. And he said

1638
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,800
that it was crazy because

1639
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,800
everybody has a gun.

1640
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,800
He said that there was like this girl

1641
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800
like next to him in his apartment complex.

1642
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,800
It's like 20 year old girl. She had

1643
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,800
two guns. She's like, yeah, I keep one in the car, one in

1644
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800
my purse. Yeah. And it's just like

1645
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,800
everybody has them.

1646
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,800
So you don't want to fuck around

1647
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,800
because everybody's

1648
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,800
fucking packing. And

1649
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,800
he said it was actually kind of terrifying.

1650
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,800
Kind of terrifying

1651
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800
that everybody has a gun.

1652
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,800
So be careful

1653
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,800
what you wish for in some respects.

1654
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,800
Like I understand that

1655
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,800
you know, shall not be infringed. That's

1656
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,800
scary. That's like me like living in a war zone

1657
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,800
or some shit, but every year retarded.

1658
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,800
I would love neighbors got murdered.

1659
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,800
It was just

1660
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,800
the I would absolutely love

1661
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,800
to have everybody open carry

1662
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,800
fucking guns because I always want

1663
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,800
to be a cowboy in the Old West

1664
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,800
should have been a cowboy

1665
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,800
the murder in Japan

1666
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,800
in twenty twenty was point

1667
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,800
to five percent with

1668
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,800
eight hundred fifty three murders

1669
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,800
in the U.S. Japan. Okay. Well,

1670
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,800
look, dude, well, look up. That's Japan

1671
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,800
and hold up

1672
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,800
reason for the low murder rate in particular

1673
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,800
is the extremely strict

1674
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,800
gun laws. No, it's because they're too

1675
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,800
busy making cartoon porn

1676
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800
and reliable cars. Also, everybody's

1677
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,800
the fucking same in Japan. The big

1678
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,800
okay. This is one of the biggest reasons

1679
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,800
why we have murders in the United States

1680
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,800
like off the charts is

1681
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,800
because the

1682
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,800
the bad side of a melting pot is

1683
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,800
that we have lots of differences

1684
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,800
and lots of differences

1685
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,800
lead to a lot of anger and a lot

1686
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,800
of anger. Maybe it's because the criminals

1687
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,800
have access

1688
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,800
to all these guns.

1689
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,800
Casey,

1690
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,800
what do I have to do to get through

1691
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,800
to you? Do I have to shoot you?

1692
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,800
You might. You have to shoot me.

1693
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,800
All right. So

1694
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,800
what do you sorry? I don't mean to go

1695
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,800
ahead. Casey, right, Casey.

1696
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,800
I want

1697
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,800
to come to the gun

1698
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,800
range with me and shoot my

1699
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,800
rifle. I want you to come to the gun

1700
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,800
range. I will gladly do that and not change

1701
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,800
any of my views.

1702
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,800
You'll realize how fucking fun guns

1703
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,800
are. I'm sure they are fun. That doesn't

1704
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,800
change my views. Casey,

1705
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,800
you are all cut. You are a communist.

1706
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,800
I don't understand why that would change my views.

1707
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,800
No, I'm just saying just just

1708
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,800
we're gonna make it. We're gonna make a

1709
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,800
psychological profile here real quick.

1710
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,800
You are a try to make an

1711
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,800
accident happen. Shoot me.

1712
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,800
You are a communist.

1713
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,800
You are anti second amendment.

1714
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,800
You are an atheist.

1715
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,800
You are

1716
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,800
you know, a weed smoker.

1717
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,800
You

1718
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,800
are a fucking

1719
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,800
very strange individual

1720
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,800
when it comes to, you know,

1721
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,800
politics.

1722
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,800
Like let's just

1723
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,800
make it. I'm just making a profile here.

1724
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,800
You are like the worst

1725
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,800
fucking high school girl

1726
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,800
with politics on the planet.

1727
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,800
No, I think there's a lot of things

1728
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,800
that I go very... No, you are seriously a high school

1729
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,800
girl when it comes to politics, Casey.

1730
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,800
I think there's a lot of things I'm more conservative on.

1731
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,800
Do you know what Stacey's doing next week?

1732
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,800
Did you see that dress that she's wearing?

1733
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,800
That's the type of fucking politics

1734
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,800
that you have.

1735
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,800
No, bro. I think I think we just need to limit the fucking gun.

1736
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,800
I rest my case. You're just stupid.

1737
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,800
Okay. Damn. Casey,

1738
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,800
you're gonna let Tyler talk to you like that

1739
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,800
in your own home.

1740
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,800
Oh, God. I don't know.

1741
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,800
I don't know.

1742
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,800
What do you think?

1743
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,800
What do you think about all this, Dan?

1744
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,800
About the gun stuff?

1745
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,800
Look, I already

1746
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,800
kind of said my piece. I think

1747
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,800
it's a double edged sword.

1748
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,800
Having complete

1749
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,800
access to guns all the time,

1750
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,800
you know,

1751
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,800
it has its drawbacks.

1752
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,800
So I think a lot of people,

1753
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,800
another thing is, you know,

1754
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,800
completed suicides, right?

1755
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,800
Generally, people who had access to firearms

1756
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,800
a lot of times, like

1757
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,800
incomplete suicides, suicide attempts,

1758
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,800
it's usually females who take

1759
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,800
medications. They don't really

1760
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,800
take enough, like somebody finds them

1761
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,800
in time. But

1762
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,800
you know, with firearms. That's the biggest thing

1763
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,800
though with like the suicide thing

1764
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,800
is the reason why

1765
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,800
the completed suicides

1766
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,800
are mostly firearms and mostly

1767
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,800
males is because a lot

1768
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,800
of the times, and like this is like

1769
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,800
a fucking like thing, a

1770
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,800
woman committing suicide is a cry for help.

1771
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,800
A man trying to commit suicide

1772
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,800
is like he's made up his mind.

1773
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,800
Right. Type shit. Right.

1774
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,800
That's like psychologically like proven

1775
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,800
in like journals and stuff. If a guy

1776
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,800
is killing himself, he made up his mind

1777
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,800
and he's not going to like

1778
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,800
half ass it. He's going to

1779
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,800
be like, this is going to kill me. A woman

1780
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,800
is like, maybe someone will find me.

1781
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,800
Right. Maybe someone will save me.

1782
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,800
Type shit. The guy's like, nope,

1783
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,800
I'm out. Yeah.

1784
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,800
Yeah. I don't think

1785
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,800
it's to do with the firearm. I think it's to do

1786
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,800
with just like

1787
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,800
when a guy does it, he's going to fucking do it.

1788
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,800
Right. Right.

1789
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:12,800
And specifically, back to

1790
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,800
Japan having a low murder rate.

1791
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,800
Look up the suicide rate in Japan.

1792
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,800
Look.

1793
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,800
You'll be shocked.

1794
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,800
I know it's high, right?

1795
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:26,800
The suicide rate in Japan is fucking

1796
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,800
astronomical.

1797
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,800
Have we talked about the suicide forest there?

1798
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,800
I don't know. I feel like we touched

1799
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,800
on it in an episode. I think

1800
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,800
we skimmed it.

1801
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,800
The highest suicide rate at

1802
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,800
fifteen per

1803
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,800
one hundred thousand

1804
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,800
inhabitants.

1805
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,800
Wait, what did you say?

1806
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,800
The seventh highest suicide rate

1807
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,800
at fifteen per

1808
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,800
one hundred thousand inhabitants.

1809
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,800
That's a lot.

1810
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,800
Though, when you think about it,

1811
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,800
that's fifteen people

1812
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,800
out of like

1813
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,800
basically city

1814
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,800
killing themselves.

1815
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,800
It's higher than

1816
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,800
the United States, probably.

1817
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,800
It's a lot higher than the United States.

1818
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,800
That's sad, dude.

1819
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,800
But like Japan

1820
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,800
doesn't have a murder problem. It has a suicide

1821
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,800
and loneliness problem.

1822
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,800
That's their problem.

1823
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,800
Here's a sad stat.

1824
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,800
Thirty percent

1825
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,800
of people under the age of thirty in Japan

1826
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800
are virgins.

1827
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,800
One third

1828
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,800
of the population under thirty is

1829
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,800
a virgin.

1830
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,800
But like, Casey,

1831
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,800
I think what I'm trying to say here

1832
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,800
is that every

1833
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,800
country has its problem, OK?

1834
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,800
America, we have

1835
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,800
problems with certain

1836
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,800
items that you think

1837
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800
are hot commodities.

1838
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,800
Japan has

1839
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,800
problems with loneliness,

1840
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,800
suicide, and you know, just

1841
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,800
generalized,

1842
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,800
like just romantic ineptitude.

1843
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,800
Fucking England has

1844
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,800
knife problems and

1845
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,800
shit like that. Russia is just a

1846
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:08,800
problem in itself.

1847
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,800
Like everywhere is going to have a fucking

1848
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,800
problem. And then if you

1849
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,800
judge your country or another country

1850
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,800
on its worst problem only,

1851
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,800
every country is going to look shitty and you're going to

1852
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,800
be like, well, we need to do something about X, Y,

1853
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:22,800
Z in this country. It's like

1854
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,800
every country is going to have a fucking

1855
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,800
issue. You're not going to fucking save

1856
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,800
everything. You can't...

1857
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,800
Wow, if it's such a big problem, you got to do something about it.

1858
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,800
That's the fucking thing.

1859
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,800
You can't fucking do anything

1860
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,800
about a lot of these problems.

1861
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,800
A lot of the problems that you're doing shit with,

1862
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,800
they're an inherent problem

1863
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,800
that is just based in

1864
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,800
your society. And it's

1865
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,800
instead of facing

1866
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,800
the actual problem, which is

1867
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,800
an actual psychological

1868
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,800
and societal problem, you want

1869
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,800
to take away the guns.

1870
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,800
The biggest problem is the person

1871
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,800
behind the gun. It's not the gun.

1872
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,800
The biggest problem is

1873
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,800
these kids who thought that

1874
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,800
the only way that they could do these things,

1875
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,800
the only way that they could be remembered,

1876
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,800
the only way that they could actually make it fucking stand,

1877
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,800
is to do these fucking shootings and

1878
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,800
shit. It's not a fucking gun problem.

1879
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,800
It's a national mental health

1880
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,800
crisis.

1881
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,800
Yeah, I was reading about

1882
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,800
match shooting contagion.

1883
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,800
It's where kids

1884
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,800
see, oh, all these

1885
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,800
mass shootings that happened and killed this many people,

1886
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,800
they try to outdo them.

1887
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,800
They try to kill more people.

1888
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,800
They try to outscore people.

1889
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,800
They're sick.

1890
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,800
You're taking

1891
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,800
a minority of

1892
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,800
sick kids

1893
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,800
and you are making the assumption

1894
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,800
that everybody should be punished

1895
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,800
for these sick kids.

1896
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,800
It's not everybody should be punished

1897
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,800
for it. We should put

1898
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,800
more resources into

1899
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,800
generalized fucking

1900
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,800
mental health.

1901
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,800
We don't have any mental health institutions

1902
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,800
that are actually solid,

1903
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,800
but we have fucking things that are like,

1904
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,800
oh, we have the fucking psychiatric

1905
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,800
center, which is basically just a

1906
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,800
glorified insane asylum.

1907
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800
It's still basically a prison where we just

1908
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,800
keep insane people because they're too crazy

1909
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,800
to be in society. That's what we do

1910
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,800
with people who we deem that are

1911
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,800
too difficult

1912
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,800
to deal with. Oh yeah, I've been there.

1913
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,800
It sucks. Yeah, it's not

1914
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,800
a problem with guns.

1915
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,800
It's a problem with

1916
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,800
the people holding the guns.

1917
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,800
That's the biggest

1918
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,800
thing. It's like you fix

1919
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,800
the gun problem by fixing the mental

1920
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,800
health crisis.

1921
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,800
It's part of it.

1922
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,800
I feel like these kids

1923
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,800
shouldn't have access. These kids

1924
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,800
get access to guns through

1925
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,800
stealing from their parents safe

1926
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,800
or whatever their parents' house is.

1927
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,800
I feel like if guns

1928
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,800
were more limited, they wouldn't have

1929
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,800
as much access

1930
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,800
to getting these guns and committing mass shootings.

1931
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,800
Casey, do you just

1932
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,800
pick out the stupidest topics and

1933
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,800
you just write those in the hills that you die on?

1934
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,800
Yes.

1935
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,800
You're just like, hey guys,

1936
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,800
I found the most retarded thing I possibly

1937
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,800
can. This is the hill I'm dying on.

1938
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,800
Guys, have you heard about communism?

1939
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,800
It's this really cool new thing

1940
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,800
that never been tried before correctly.

1941
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,800
I mean, capitalism's never been

1942
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,800
done correctly either.

1943
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,800
That's not real communism.

1944
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,800
Casey's the guy that's

1945
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,800
at the party. It's like, well, you never tried

1946
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,800
real communism.

1947
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,800
Has capitalism ever been

1948
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,800
successful? If it has,

1949
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,800
then we would have no homeless people.

1950
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,800
Right? I don't fucking care about homeless people.

1951
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,800
I don't know. I don't think anything's perfect.

1952
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,800
You think I care about homeless people?

1953
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,800
I fucking kind of fight

1954
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,800
with like six of them. I fucking

1955
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,800
hate homeless people. Can you

1956
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,800
be happy and homeless, Dan?

1957
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,800
I mean, we

1958
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,800
have an entire nation of homeless

1959
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,800
people. They're referred to

1960
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,800
as the Native Americans.

1961
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,800
The original homeless

1962
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,800
people. They were happy, though.

1963
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,800
If I was living

1964
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,800
outside in a wigwam tent,

1965
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,800
making fire, yeah, I'd be

1966
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,800
happy. Just banging bitches.

1967
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,800
Just fucking shooting things with arrows.

1968
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,800
Have you seen some of those

1969
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,800
native women?

1970
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,800
I mean, you know, they think

1971
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,800
that's where syphilis came from

1972
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,800
is when Columbus came here and then

1973
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,800
he brought it back to all of Europe.

1974
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,800
You gotta watch out.

1975
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,800
Europeans brought over their fucking smallpox

1976
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,800
fucking blankets

1977
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,800
and their fucking capitalism

1978
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,800
and their fucking mortgages, their taxes.

1979
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,800
And the wheel.

1980
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,800
They brought the fucking wheel.

1981
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,800
What a bunch of douchebags.

1982
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,800
I thought Pocahontas was 16 and John Smith

1983
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,800
was 35.

1984
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,800
I mean, it was a different time, dude.

1985
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,800
You know, it's like you're lucky

1986
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,800
to make it to even 16. So

1987
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,800
at that point

1988
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,800
that back then in the fucking

1989
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,800
1750s,

1990
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,800
in the 1750s,

1991
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,800
20 years difference, though.

1992
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,800
I mean, dude, it doesn't really

1993
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,800
back then. It's like

1994
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,800
if you got it's basically like you

1995
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,800
being a 15 year old. Well, dude,

1996
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,800
now is a completely fucking

1997
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,800
different time. That'd be a problem.

1998
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,800
Pocahontas was probably like the

1999
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,800
Native American equivalent to a fucking

2000
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,800
40 year old back then because they

2001
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,800
probably only lived to like 20. That's not

2002
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,800
true. Native actually had a longer lifespan than the

2003
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,800
Europeans did. I don't know. But back then

2004
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,800
it wasn't like a thing. Native's had a

2005
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,800
longer lifespan. They were just different,

2006
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,800
dude. Native's would technically

2007
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,800
Native's would not technically

2008
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,800
what's the word?

2009
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,800
What's like normally

2010
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,800
usually something along

2011
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,800
those lines. But like usually

2012
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,800
Native's would make it to like 80 years old.

2013
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,800
Because their elders

2014
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,800
would be like the elders would get

2015
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,800
to the point where they wouldn't have to do like the hunting and stuff.

2016
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,800
They were the people that were like the people

2017
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,800
that would make the decisions and stuff of like the

2018
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,800
tribe and stuff. It wasn't

2019
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,800
like a thing where

2020
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,800
they'd be like oh fuck, like

2021
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,800
the 40 year olds are the oldest

2022
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,800
people here. It's like no because they actually took

2023
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,800
care of their elderly. Like their elderly

2024
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,800
was held at like a very high standard

2025
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,800
or a very high like regard.

2026
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,800
So their elderly were actually

2027
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,800
considered like

2028
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,800
the leaders of their tribe.

2029
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,800
If there was a

2030
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,800
like a family squabble between

2031
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,800
people, you'd go to the elder

2032
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,800
and the elder would solve it. Like he'd be like

2033
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,800
or he or she because some of them were matriarchal.

2034
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,800
He or

2035
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,800
she would be like alright

2036
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,800
let me hear your side of the story. Let me hear

2037
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,800
your side of the story. They could be

2038
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,800
like well you're right here.

2039
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,800
You're right here or you're both

2040
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,800
stupid. Drop it.

2041
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,800
It was like one of those type of things.

2042
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,800
Yeah.

2043
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:46,800
What

2044
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,800
I was going to say about

2045
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,800
the

2046
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,800
about the native culture. Right?

2047
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,800
And a 16 year old girl to the Native

2048
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,800
Americans. Right? Back to that.

2049
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,800
Like she was like doing chores

2050
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:02,800
and like taking care of like

2051
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,800
like

2052
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,800
they're just different dude.

2053
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,800
It's a different like a 16 year old now is on

2054
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,800
TikTok. Right? And they still have

2055
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,800
like until they're 25 to mature.

2056
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,800
Right? They have a long way to go.

2057
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,800
So I'm totally matured now?

2058
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,800
Right. Yeah. So like

2059
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,800
like there's a lot more for them

2060
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,800
for them to learn. Like a

2061
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,800
16 year old native like that

2062
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,800
girl's like not going to learn anything more.

2063
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,800
Like she's like you know

2064
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,800
if you look at it biologically like

2065
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,800
she's basically at the

2066
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,800
peak of her her fertility.

2067
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,800
You know it starts to decline at 25

2068
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,800
for females. So

2069
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,800
what she's got nine years to

2070
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,800
to make all the babies she's

2071
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,800
going to make you know.

2072
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,800
So

2073
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,800
that's different. That's a different

2074
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,800
situation. I don't like that

2075
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,800
you know.

2076
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,800
Freaky news.

2077
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,800
The results 1030 p.m.

2078
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,800
Nevada caucus rules are in

2079
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,800
Donald Trump wins with 94 percent of

2080
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:04,800
the vote.

2081
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,800
It's going to be an interesting

2082
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,800
couple years. I mean Haley wasn't even on the ballot.

2083
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,800
So

2084
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,800
but still

2085
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,800
damn.

2086
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,800
All right. Let's take a break

2087
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,800
and we'll be back

2088
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,800
now. I think Dan's going to host a Jeopardy

2089
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,800
Tyler versus Casey.

2090
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,800
Tyler you're going down.

2091
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,800
Sure buddy.

2092
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:48,800
I'm back.

2093
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,800
The smell and salt going

2094
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:56,800
welcome back to the podcast

2095
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,800
not guilty.

2096
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,800
We never talked about how

2097
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,800
the podcast

2098
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,800
was

2099
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,800
self-defense.

2100
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,800
I just want to burn a city but

2101
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,800
I think

2102
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,800
I think the jury made the right

2103
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,800
decision.

2104
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,800
I

2105
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,800
fucking tried to kill

2106
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,800
you.

2107
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,800
I feel like that's 100

2108
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,800
percent fine. I think he's

2109
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,800
a fucking retard. He went out there with a fucking

2110
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,800
A.R. like he was some kind of like

2111
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,800
police officer like

2112
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,800
military guy.

2113
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,800
Yeah. He could just stay at home

2114
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,800
but he was defending some of his property

2115
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,800
and then they

2116
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,800
used like lethal force against him right.

2117
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,800
Yeah. Yeah. Hit with a skateboard

2118
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,800
that he got like a

2119
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,800
a guy had a pistol to

2120
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,800
Oh shit. Yeah. The guy had

2121
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,800
a fucking pistol and pointed

2122
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,800
at him. All right Dan.

2123
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,800
Twitter's blowing up.

2124
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,800
Twitter's blowing up about what you said. You got to

2125
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:58,800
you got to clarify

2126
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,800
for the listeners here.

2127
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,800
Clarify what?

2128
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,800
I thought you wanted to

2129
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,800
I thought you said it sounded bad.

2130
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,800
Oh the last thing about the natives

2131
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,800
John what's his name?

2132
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,800
John Smith. Marrying a 16 year old Pocahontas.

2133
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,800
Yeah. Look I'm not

2134
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,800
justifying that.

2135
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,800
I just want to clarify. All I'm saying is

2136
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,800
it's a different culture and it was a different

2137
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,800
time and that

2138
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:24,800
I just want to be perfectly clear

2139
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,800
before I get canceled. I'm not justifying

2140
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,800
that.

2141
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,800
All right. We're done with that.

2142
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,800
Buried. There you go Dan.

2143
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,800
We're not canceled. All right. Thank God.

2144
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,800
You know what bothers me? What bothers

2145
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:38,800
you? People get like the sternal

2146
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,800
piercings and shit.

2147
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,800
Sternal piercing. Like when they put like a

2148
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,800
fucking like stud like they like

2149
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800
cut out a piece of their skin and like

2150
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,800
put in a stud like in place. It's

2151
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,800
fucking gross.

2152
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,800
Sternal piercing. Yeah. Like you can

2153
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,800
do it like anywhere. It's like dermal piercing

2154
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,800
or something. Dermals yeah.

2155
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,800
My girlfriend had those and they

2156
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,800
rejected. Yeah. They're very

2157
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,800
prone to rejecting. Yeah.

2158
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,800
Like

2159
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,800
people actually like put in

2160
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,800
like fucking like nut shit. Like people put

2161
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:10,800
in like fucking like circles.

2162
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,800
Like they look like donuts under their fucking

2163
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,800
hands and shit. Like they're metal.

2164
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,800
I'm like why the fuck would you do that? Fucking weird.

2165
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,800
You don't have any tattoos?

2166
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,800
I thought about getting a couple.

2167
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,800
But you know I still

2168
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:24,800
hold on to hope maybe

2169
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,800
one day I do a job that

2170
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,800
you know wouldn't let me have

2171
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,800
tattoos. Right. Fuck them.

2172
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,800
Just get a face tattoo anyway. Like what?

2173
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:34,800
There's nothing that where that matters. Troopers.

2174
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,800
Get a fucking cross. Get a cross on your forehead.

2175
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,800
Like Lil Wayne. Bro their new ad

2176
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,800
is. They have

2177
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,800
like tattoos and shit. Bro their new ad is

2178
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,800
come join our team. Like basically

2179
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,800
they're saying like we are people have lives

2180
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:48,800
outside of work and it shows a guy in the

2181
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,800
gym all tatted up.

2182
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,800
Like trying to show like hey dude you

2183
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,800
can have tattoos and be a trooper.

2184
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,800
You have sleeves. I think their rule is like

2185
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,800
you have to wear the skin color

2186
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:00,800
things. Yeah. You know. But the

2187
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,800
the thing is like with that

2188
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:06,800
I don't know if they allow

2189
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,800
like religious tattoos because

2190
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,800
it'd be like prejudice type

2191
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,800
thing. Yeah. Because

2192
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,800
that's what I'd be getting. I'd be getting like

2193
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,800
actual religious tattoos on my arms

2194
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,800
and back. Right.

2195
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,800
But yeah I mean

2196
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,800
I've pierced my ears.

2197
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,800
I had a

2198
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,800
lip piercing when I was in high school.

2199
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,800
I had a nose piercing

2200
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,800
in high school.

2201
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,800
And I dyed my hair.

2202
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,800
That was pretty much the farthest I'd

2203
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,800
gone with body quote unquote modification.

2204
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,800
Right. I just never

2205
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,800
I don't know man.

2206
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,800
You got a tattoo?

2207
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,800
No. I never had the desire to get one.

2208
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,800
Ali Mack has a tattoo.

2209
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,800
I know he does. So I'll get matching tattoos.

2210
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,800
Matching face tattoos.

2211
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,800
Yeah we should.

2212
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,800
Forehead tattoos.

2213
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,800
Yeah.

2214
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:58,800
One of your nuts has the little fucking

2215
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,800
nose down and call it a night.

2216
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,800
Get it on your

2217
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,800
face. You don't have one Casey?

2218
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,800
No. No.

2219
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,800
Wow. That's funny. I'm getting a

2220
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,800
teardrop though. I feel like

2221
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,800
sleeves have become so generic

2222
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,800
though. That people just

2223
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,800
like and it's funny

2224
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,800
it's like I feel like it's almost

2225
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,800
becoming more edgy not to have tattoos.

2226
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Yeah. I might start my rap

2227
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,800
career though and then get some

2228
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,800
like face neck tattoos.

2229
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,800
Dude

2230
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,800
you would look mean with some face tattoos

2231
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:32,800
if I saw you. I was watching

2232
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,800
a BLP

2233
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,800
I'm into BLP.

2234
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,800
I'm into BLP.

2235
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:40,800
This is how many kids I raped.

2236
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,800
Shout out BLP Kosher.

2237
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,800
Shout out I've been listening to BLP Kosher

2238
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:46,800
he's this Jewish rapper.

2239
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,800
Oh yeah.

2240
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:50,800
Did you ever hear of

2241
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:52,800
Modest Yahoo his name is?

2242
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,800
No.

2243
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,800
Yeah he's another Jewish rapper but he was like

2244
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:58,800
Hasidic. Ben Shapiro

2245
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,800
is the newest hot blueish

2246
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,800
Jewish rapper. Hot blueish.

2247
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,800
Alright

2248
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,800
Dan I say we get to this. Let's do it.

2249
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,800
Let's do it.

2250
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,800
Hell yeah.

2251
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,800
Do math and drive.

2252
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,800
Music

2253
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,800
Music

2254
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,800
Music

2255
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,800
Music

2256
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,800
Music

2257
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:24,800
Music

2258
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:26,800
Music

2259
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,800
Music

2260
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,800
Music

2261
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,800
Music

2262
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,800
Music

2263
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,800
Music

2264
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,800
Did I pull this mic down?

2265
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,800
Yeah you can

2266
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,800
adjust it.

2267
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,800
Yo what up I'm in Dan's seat.

2268
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,800
Alright. Can you hear me?

2269
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,800
Yeah.

2270
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:50,800
Alright sounds like

2271
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,800
weird. I think you got pulled up a little bit.

2272
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,800
Toss one two

2273
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,800
Toss. Gotta talk

2274
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,800
right into it. Toss one two

2275
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,800
Toss. There you go. Are you sure

2276
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:02,800
it's not a sound Tyler?

2277
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,800
Sounds good to me.

2278
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,800
Music

2279
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,800
Music

2280
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,800
Music

2281
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,800
Music

2282
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,800
Music

2283
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,800
Music

2284
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,800
Music

2285
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,800
Music

2286
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,800
Music

2287
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,800
Music

2288
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,800
Music

2289
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:28,800
Music

2290
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,800
Check

2291
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,800
Check

2292
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,800
Check

2293
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,800
Music

2294
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,800
Music

2295
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,800
Music

2296
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,800
Music

2297
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:44,800
Where did I do the Ken Jennings type thing

2298
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,800
and I start making the Japanese things

2299
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,800
for everybody else.

2300
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:50,800
The Japanese for everybody else

2301
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,800
like you know how Ken Jennings became

2302
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,800
too much

2303
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,800
so he hosted it instead

2304
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:59,800
Oh yeah so click number 22

2305
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:06,800
You are three

2306
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:10,800
Fucking ready let's do it Tyler

2307
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:13,800
I'm trying to figure this out

2308
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,800
Where the fuck is the

2309
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,800
Yeah so hit 22 and click play

2310
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,800
Oh

2311
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,800
Dude they're going full retarded mode on fucking the trumpet there

2312
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:29,800
Oh yeah

2313
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,800
So 22 is the one that I just made

2314
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:33,800
Yeah

2315
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,800
Okay and hit start

2316
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,800
Yeah

2317
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:36,800
Alright and then

2318
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,800
Man you played the game 22 times

2319
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:39,800
I guess

2320
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,800
Alright we'll put this on in the background

2321
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,800
Come back to Jeopardy with your new host Dan

2322
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,800
I'm trying to figure out these

2323
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,800
Casey actually does a lot

2324
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:55,800
He puts a lot in this

2325
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,800
Yeah I know he does

2326
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:00,800
Alright so this is the

2327
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:03,800
Shut the fuck up

2328
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:05,800
Alright not that

2329
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,800
When are you going to shave your beard again

2330
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:09,800
The whole month

2331
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:11,800
Okay

2332
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,800
Alright am I supposed to play something when I ask a question here

2333
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,800
Or is this what's playing

2334
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,800
No no you just

2335
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,800
You just leave that music going

2336
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:22,800
So what do we have for questions

2337
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,800
Alright so our categories

2338
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:26,800
Are

2339
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,800
One second just give me a fucking

2340
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:32,800
Alright first category is vital amines

2341
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:33,800
Oh fuck

2342
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:34,800
Vital amines

2343
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:37,800
Next category

2344
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:38,800
Aviation

2345
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,800
Oh my god

2346
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,800
This is anti Tyler fucking crit tonight

2347
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,800
Third category is

2348
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:46,800
Physiology

2349
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,800
I'm going to choke so hard

2350
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:50,800
As in soda

2351
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:51,800
I don't know much about soda

2352
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,800
Finish the lyric

2353
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:54,800
Okay

2354
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,800
In American history

2355
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,800
Wow that's a good one

2356
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:01,800
Alright hold on a second

2357
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:07,800
I'm feeling it Alex

2358
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,800
I like physiology

2359
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,800
I think I'm going to go like that for the first one

2360
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,800
Alright hold on here

2361
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,800
Dude there's so many windows I'm starting to get confused

2362
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,800
Alright what about the do do do do do do do do do

2363
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:23,800
That's uh

2364
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,800
The time's up

2365
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,800
No like don't you have one when you're like

2366
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:28,800
Oh the board fill

2367
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:29,800
Oh yeah I wouldn't worry about that

2368
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,800
We're already done with that

2369
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,800
The daily doubles on the other page and

2370
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:35,800
Gotcha

2371
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:36,800
Right and wrong answers on the one page

2372
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:41,800
Alright so does somebody pick a category first

2373
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:42,800
I think Tyler picked uh

2374
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,800
Physiology

2375
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,800
Alright physiology for 200

2376
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:50,800
This soda is named after a southern slang phrase for moonshine

2377
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:53,800
What

2378
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:56,800
I think

2379
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:57,800
I mean there's

2380
01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:00,800
There's a couple things that it could be known as

2381
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:01,800
I don't know

2382
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,800
Time's up I guess

2383
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,800
Alright that would be Mountain Dew

2384
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,800
Really

2385
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:08,800
Yup

2386
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:09,800
No shit

2387
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,800
Alright physiology for 4

2388
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:12,800
Review

2389
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:14,800
So then what do I do with the points

2390
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:15,800
Nothing

2391
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:16,800
Nothing if no one gets anything

2392
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:17,800
Alright I'm just going to get you right

2393
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:18,800
Alright escape

2394
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,800
Alright um

2395
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:23,800
So then

2396
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:24,800
Four

2397
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:25,800
Pick another one

2398
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:26,800
Yeah

2399
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:27,800
Alright

2400
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:28,800
So then

2401
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:29,800
Four

2402
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:31,800
Pick another one

2403
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:32,800
Yeah

2404
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:33,800
Four

2405
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,800
Alright this soda is named after a real physician from Virginia

2406
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,800
What is Dr. Pepper

2407
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:39,800
That's correct

2408
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:40,800
Fuck

2409
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,800
This is fun having the power

2410
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,800
Alright

2411
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,800
Somebody that's dude's name was Dr. Pepper

2412
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:49,800
Yeah

2413
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:50,800
It's fucking stupid

2414
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:52,800
Mr. Pibb was actually made by a guy named Mr. Pibb

2415
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:56,800
Alright I'll suck

2416
01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:57,800
Alright got it

2417
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:58,800
What category Tyler

2418
01:26:58,800 --> 01:26:59,800
Physiology

2419
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,800
Here we go again

2420
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:07,800
High fructose corn syrup is 60% fructose and 40% of this sugar also found in the human body

2421
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:10,800
What is glucose

2422
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:12,800
That is uh correct

2423
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,800
I gotta find the right answer

2424
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:19,800
I thought I mean I thought it was glucose but I was just like whatever

2425
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:20,800
I don't care

2426
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,800
It's so hard to switch it back and forth

2427
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:23,800
Alright

2428
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:24,800
Right you're two

2429
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:27,800
Yeah let's go uh let's keep it going physiology

2430
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:28,800
Right

2431
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:37,800
This acid found in soda is also found in the human body when carbon dioxide combines with water

2432
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,800
What is carbonic acid

2433
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:42,800
Alright hold on a sec

2434
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:44,800
Stand by

2435
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:48,800
That's correct

2436
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,800
This is an anti Tyler fucking

2437
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:52,800
No it's not

2438
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:54,800
Not at all

2439
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,800
I suck at medical fucking shit dude

2440
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:57,800
What category

2441
01:27:58,800 --> 01:27:59,800
Uh physiology

2442
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:01,800
Physiology for a thousand

2443
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:07,800
Alright caffeine blocks the action of this chemical in the brain also a cardiac medication

2444
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:10,800
What

2445
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,800
Oh caffeine blocks the action of this chemical

2446
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:14,800
That's correct

2447
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,800
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

2448
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:20,800
Oh

2449
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:23,800
Oh

2450
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:28,800
What is adenosine

2451
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,800
Oh yes

2452
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,800
It blocks adenosine really

2453
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:34,800
Yes

2454
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,800
No shit I didn't know that

2455
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:38,800
That was physiology

2456
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:39,800
That was physiology

2457
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,800
Hold on I think we got an echo

2458
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:43,800
Oh shit

2459
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:48,800
I just want Hallie Mac to be sad that's why I like winning

2460
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,800
Alright what are the other categories

2461
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:53,800
And we're back

2462
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:55,800
Oh this apple

2463
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:56,800
I'm gonna minimize it and so on

2464
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:58,800
It's been tinic

2465
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:01,800
Alright one sec

2466
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:03,800
Adenosine I like it

2467
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:05,800
Yeah vital amines

2468
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:06,800
Aviation

2469
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:07,800
What is vital amines

2470
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:12,800
That is what they call a portmanteau or a conjunction of two words

2471
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:15,800
That's what vitamins means is vital amines

2472
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:18,800
Vital vital amines

2473
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:21,800
Finish the lyric in American history

2474
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:24,800
Take aviation for 200

2475
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:25,800
Aviation for 200

2476
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:28,800
In Miley Cyrus's hit song party in the USA

2477
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,800
What is the call sign of the airport she gets off the plane at

2478
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:34,800
What the fuck kind of question is this

2479
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:36,800
Oh

2480
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,800
First line in the song

2481
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:39,800
Oh I know it

2482
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:40,800
It's me it's A it's me

2483
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,800
LAX what is LAX

2484
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:44,800
No no no no

2485
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:45,800
No it's me

2486
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:46,800
What is K LAX

2487
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:48,800
No he's she

2488
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,800
But she says LAX in the song

2489
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,800
She does say it does her both right

2490
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:54,800
Fuck I was gonna put it in

2491
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:56,800
Fuck

2492
01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:58,800
So yeah we'll give that up

2493
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,800
600 for Tyler 2400 for KC

2494
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:07,800
Kiss

2495
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:08,800
Alright

2496
01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:09,800
Tyler

2497
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:10,800
Next category

2498
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,800
What are the other categories again

2499
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:13,800
Vital amines

2500
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,800
Finish the lyric in American history

2501
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:16,800
Looseness lyric

2502
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:19,800
Alright

2503
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:21,800
Taking medicine to fix all of the damage

2504
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,800
My anxiety the size of a blank

2505
01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:35,800
I don't know

2506
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:36,800
You don't know

2507
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:37,800
I don't know what song that is

2508
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:38,800
Is it Titanic

2509
01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:41,800
That would be my anxiety the size of a planet

2510
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:43,800
That's the juice world righteous

2511
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:44,800
That doesn't even rhyme

2512
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:48,800
I was like what rhymes with damage

2513
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:49,800
Nothing

2514
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:50,800
Yeah finish the lyric

2515
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,800
Heard they do anything for a Klondike

2516
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,800
Will I do anything for a blank

2517
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:00,800
What is Blondike

2518
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:02,800
Uh oh one sec

2519
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:04,800
I gotta get over to it here

2520
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:06,800
Bro what Blondike

2521
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:07,800
Yeah Blondike

2522
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:08,800
That's correct

2523
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,800
That's what he says I didn't even know that's what he said

2524
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:11,800
Yeah he said Blondike

2525
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:12,800
Yeah

2526
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:14,800
Alright

2527
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:15,800
I'll do

2528
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:16,800
Tyler's pick

2529
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:17,800
We'll do finish the lyric again

2530
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:24,800
We started making out and she took off my pants

2531
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,800
And then I blank

2532
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:29,800
I don't know

2533
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:31,800
God I think I know the song too

2534
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,800
But I'm not like I'm not confident in it

2535
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,800
What does come

2536
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:39,800
And then I turned on the TV

2537
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:41,800
Oh

2538
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,800
And that's about the time she walked away from me

2539
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:45,800
Yeah

2540
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:46,800
Fuck

2541
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:48,800
I'm like I don't know

2542
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,800
Nobody likes you when you're 23

2543
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,800
It's hard when you don't have contacts

2544
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:53,800
Yeah

2545
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:54,800
Alright let's see uh

2546
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,800
We'll do finish the lyric again

2547
01:31:58,800 --> 01:31:59,800
Hold on sorry

2548
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:01,800
I was gonna say something

2549
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:02,800
Alright so that's Tyler's right

2550
01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:03,800
Yeah

2551
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:04,800
Alright

2552
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:05,800
Daily Double

2553
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:06,800
How much do I have

2554
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:09,800
Uh

2555
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:10,800
A thousand

2556
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,800
I bet

2557
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,800
Fucking

2558
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:14,800
How much is the

2559
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:16,800
Is the question like supposed to be worth

2560
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,800
Oh this one is

2561
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:20,800
800

2562
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:21,800
I'll do 400

2563
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:23,800
Okay

2564
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:24,800
Uh

2565
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:25,800
I'll do

2566
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:26,800
I'll do

2567
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:27,800
I'll do

2568
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,800
Okay

2569
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:30,800
As he's washing

2570
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:31,800
Watch him

2571
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:33,800
He's gonna make it to a Benz out of that

2572
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:34,800
Blank

2573
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:38,800
I mean you can't do it

2574
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:39,800
You have to

2575
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,800
I say bitch

2576
01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:41,800
I don't know

2577
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:42,800
What is bitch

2578
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:44,800
Uh

2579
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:45,800
No that would be

2580
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:46,800
What is toxin

2581
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:49,800
He's gonna make it to a Benz out of that Dotson

2582
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:50,800
I thought it was toxin

2583
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,800
I don't know what song was that

2584
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:54,800
That's Gold Digger

2585
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:55,800
Gold Digger

2586
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:56,800
Really

2587
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:57,800
Is that all cognates

2588
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:58,800
No they're not

2589
01:32:58,800 --> 01:32:59,800
No

2590
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:00,800
So

2591
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:01,800
This minus 400 from me

2592
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,800
How do you do the minus 400

2593
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:06,800
You just highlight it and type in new score

2594
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:07,800
Oh gotcha

2595
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:12,800
Or if it's the same value as the question

2596
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:13,800
You just click the minus

2597
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:14,800
Right

2598
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:16,800
Well I'd do anything for a blonde guy

2599
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:18,800
Alright

2600
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:19,800
Whose pick is it

2601
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:20,800
Tyler's

2602
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:22,800
Is there any left in the lyrics

2603
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:24,800
Yeah there's one more for a thousand

2604
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:26,800
I'll do that

2605
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,800
I let my tape rock tell my tape pop

2606
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:33,800
Smoking weed and bamboo sipping on blank

2607
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,800
What is gin and juice

2608
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:37,800
Gin and juice

2609
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:38,800
Yeah

2610
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:40,800
Uh

2611
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:41,800
Hold on a sec

2612
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:44,800
What

2613
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:46,800
You're supposed to finish the lyric

2614
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,800
I thought it was sipping on gin and juice

2615
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:49,800
No

2616
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:50,800
Ugh

2617
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:53,800
And nothing Tyler

2618
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:54,800
Something rock I think

2619
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,800
Yeah but no

2620
01:33:57,800 --> 01:33:59,800
That would be sipping on private stock

2621
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:00,800
Private stock

2622
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:03,800
That's Juicy by Biggie Smalls

2623
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:04,800
Damn

2624
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:06,800
He's talking about Captain Morgan private stock

2625
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:07,800
Which is actually really good

2626
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:08,800
You wanna grab it

2627
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:09,800
I have not

2628
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:10,800
Very good

2629
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:11,800
Oh that's what he's talking about

2630
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:12,800
Yeah

2631
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:13,800
I think

2632
01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:15,800
Or it could be just like talking about like a private stock or something

2633
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:17,800
No I think you're right

2634
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:20,800
Because Captain Morgan private stock's really fucking good

2635
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,800
It's got like a nice smooth like after

2636
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:23,800
I thought that was Snoop Dogg

2637
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:24,800
Nope

2638
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,800
Alright so we got Vital Amines Aviation and American History

2639
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,800
No the American History

2640
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:30,800
Fuck yeah let's get it

2641
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:31,800
Alright

2642
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:33,800
Maybe I could actually do something with this one

2643
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:37,800
The opening shots of the American Revolution were fired in this state

2644
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,800
What is Massachusetts

2645
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:44,800
Fuck he hit it one second before me I think I asked that as a question

2646
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:48,800
So hold on

2647
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:50,800
The Boston Massach... it's the Boston massacre

2648
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:52,800
That's correct

2649
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:55,800
No it was actually Lexington and Concord

2650
01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:59,800
That's where the first battle was but the first shots of the revolution were at

2651
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:02,800
Lex... or were at the Boston massacre

2652
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:06,800
I think the Boston... the revolution or the massacre wasn't part of the revolution yet

2653
01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:08,800
It was the start of the revolution

2654
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:10,800
It was an event that happened before the revolution

2655
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:12,800
We're both right

2656
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:13,800
Anyways

2657
01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:14,800
We'll do American History

2658
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,800
American History of 400

2659
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:19,800
Who wrote the pamphlet Common Sense

2660
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,800
Who's Thomas Paine

2661
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:23,800
Oh

2662
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:25,800
That's Thomas Paine

2663
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:26,800
I'll suck

2664
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:30,800
That is correct

2665
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,800
I was going to say Thomas Jefferson

2666
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:36,800
Alright what category Kason?

2667
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:37,800
American History

2668
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:38,800
American History

2669
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:43,800
This amendment to the Constitution protects an individual's

2670
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:47,800
protects an individual from self-incrimination

2671
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:49,800
God damn it

2672
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:50,800
What's the Fourth Amendment?

2673
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:52,800
What did you say?

2674
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:53,800
Fifth Amendment

2675
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:54,800
He said fourth

2676
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:55,800
He said fourth

2677
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:56,800
What's the Fourth Amendment?

2678
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:57,800
He said fourth

2679
01:35:57,800 --> 01:35:58,800
Fuck

2680
01:35:58,800 --> 01:35:59,800
He said fourth

2681
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:01,800
He said fourth

2682
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:05,800
Damn it

2683
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:06,800
What is the fifth?

2684
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:09,800
Casey threw that one away

2685
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:11,800
You did throw that one away

2686
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:13,800
Oh no

2687
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:15,800
So that's Tyler

2688
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:19,800
God damn

2689
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:21,800
What is the fourth?

2690
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:24,800
Is it the fourth search and seizure I think?

2691
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:26,800
Yeah

2692
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,800
I don't remember

2693
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:28,800
Which category?

2694
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:29,800
The American History

2695
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:31,800
American History for 800

2696
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:36,800
This president was captured by the French at Fort Necessity in 1754 but was released

2697
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:38,800
1754?

2698
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:39,800
Yep

2699
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:40,800
What is George Washington?

2700
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:41,800
Ooh

2701
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:45,800
That's correct

2702
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:51,800
Yeah he was captured there they let him go and then they realized that he was the total general of the army

2703
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:53,800
And they were like fuck

2704
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:55,800
Alright

2705
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:59,800
We got 2200 for Tyler, 1800 for Casey

2706
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,800
We'll finish out American History

2707
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,800
American History for 1000

2708
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:13,800
The word battery was coined by this founding father in reference to how the cells in a battery look like a battery of military

2709
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:14,800
Who's Benjamin Franklin?

2710
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:15,800
Ooh

2711
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,800
Who's Benjamin Franklin?

2712
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:19,800
That's correct

2713
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:20,800
Fuck yeah

2714
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,800
Team two

2715
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:24,800
Team two

2716
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:28,800
I'm getting fucked up because you're sitting over here in your lawn

2717
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:30,800
Like you're lined up for Tyler

2718
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:31,800
Alright

2719
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,800
Do meth and drive kids

2720
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:36,800
You can also change the name of that so it just says our names

2721
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:37,800
Oh I can?

2722
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:38,800
Yeah

2723
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:39,800
Oh that's so much easier

2724
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,800
What is, you can change your names

2725
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:46,800
What is the slur jar?

2726
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:48,800
What is the slur jar?

2727
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:50,800
We said retard a bunch of times today

2728
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:51,800
Is that a slur?

2729
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:52,800
I don't think so

2730
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:55,800
No that'll be a slur, that'll count as a slur in 2025

2731
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:58,800
Alright we got vital amines and aviation

2732
01:37:58,800 --> 01:37:59,800
Aviation

2733
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:01,800
Aviation for 400

2734
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:04,800
Amelia Earhart went missing in this brand of aircraft

2735
01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:07,800
Oh jeez I just read about this too

2736
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:10,800
God damn what brand of aircrafts? What the fuck?

2737
01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:13,800
I figured it could be because we all read the same article

2738
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:14,800
I'm not sure

2739
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:16,800
Dan's autistic with fucking the planes dude

2740
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:17,800
Oh Cessna, I don't know

2741
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:18,800
Cessna

2742
01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:21,800
That would be Lockheed

2743
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:23,800
Like Martin?

2744
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:24,800
Yeah

2745
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:28,800
Take aviation

2746
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:30,800
Alright aviation for 600

2747
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:37,800
The primary control surfaces on a fixed wing aircraft are controlled through this device and we're not talking about eggs

2748
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,800
The primary control surfaces?

2749
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:41,800
Yep

2750
01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:43,800
What is a yoke?

2751
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:44,800
Oh

2752
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:46,800
Oh I didn't understand what you were saying

2753
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:47,800
Oh

2754
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:52,800
I only got it cause the, cause the, when we're not talking about eggs

2755
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:54,800
Yeah

2756
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:55,800
It's a yoke but

2757
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:56,800
Yeah

2758
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:57,800
Like a yoke

2759
01:38:57,800 --> 01:38:58,800
Yeah

2760
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:00,800
Alright guys are tied right now

2761
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:01,800
Damn

2762
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:02,800
Fuck it's a tight game

2763
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:03,800
Alright

2764
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:04,800
Tight game

2765
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,800
I'll do vitamin amines just to see what's going on there

2766
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:10,800
Vital amines for 200

2767
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:14,800
The Nobel Prize was awarded for the discovery of this vitamin in 1937

2768
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:17,800
The vitamin responsible for scurvy

2769
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:20,800
What is vitamin C?

2770
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,800
The vitamin responsible for scurvy?

2771
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:23,800
Yep

2772
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:24,800
It gives you scurvy?

2773
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,800
No it cures scurvy, treats scurvy

2774
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:29,800
It's a deficiency in this vitamin that causes it

2775
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:33,800
Oh okay I was gonna say I'm like it gives you scurvy to have vitamins?

2776
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:37,800
Like it confused me that's why I was like I don't know

2777
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:40,800
Anyways, vitamines

2778
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:41,800
Suck

2779
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,800
Alright vitamines for 400

2780
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:51,800
This vitamin is not really a vitamin but a hormone that the body produces in response to sunlight

2781
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:52,800
Fuck fuck

2782
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:53,800
What is vitamin D?

2783
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:54,800
Fuck

2784
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:56,800
What is vitamin D?

2785
01:39:57,800 --> 01:39:59,800
Sunny D baby

2786
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:04,800
We'll do vital amine

2787
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,800
Vital amines for 600

2788
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:12,800
200

2789
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:13,800
200?

2790
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:14,800
Yep

2791
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:18,800
I am not confident at all in vitamins

2792
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:24,800
This complex of vitamins includes riboflavin, thiamine, and cabolamine

2793
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:27,800
The B's, vitamin B's

2794
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:28,800
Oh

2795
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:29,800
The B's

2796
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:31,800
No really

2797
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:33,800
I just guessed on that

2798
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:39,800
I'm like I know there's a couple vitamin B's like V1, V2, and V3 so I'm like I think it's B's

2799
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:40,800
And you wagered how much?

2800
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:41,800
200

2801
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,800
Nice

2802
01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:43,800
34

2803
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:48,800
Alright um

2804
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:52,800
Vitamines

2805
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:55,800
Vital amines for 800

2806
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:00,800
This vitamin can be applied to the skin to reduce scar tissue

2807
01:41:02,800 --> 01:41:03,800
What is vitamin A?

2808
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:12,800
Oh

2809
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:13,800
Do you want me to finish the question?

2810
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:15,800
What is vitamin E?

2811
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:17,800
Oh shit

2812
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:20,800
You know how I know that?

2813
01:41:20,800 --> 01:41:21,800
How?

2814
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,800
Because I put a shit ton of it on

2815
01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:25,800
I didn't even finish the question

2816
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:27,800
Also known as to cough roll

2817
01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:30,800
Yeah I put a shit ton of it on

2818
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:34,800
Like you know this scar used to be way worse I put vitamin E on my face all the time

2819
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:35,800
Damn

2820
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:36,800
Yeah

2821
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:37,800
Yeah

2822
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:40,800
Vitamines

2823
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:43,800
Vital amines for a thousand

2824
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:48,800
If you eat a polar bear liver you will get a toxic dose of this vitamin

2825
01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:50,800
Also found in carrots

2826
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:52,800
Aaaaaaaah

2827
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:53,800
It's vitamin A

2828
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:54,800
Eeeeh

2829
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:56,800
Aaaaaaaah

2830
01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:57,800
I hit it too 12

2831
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,800
Eeeeh

2832
01:41:58,800 --> 01:41:59,800
Aaaaaaah

2833
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:03,800
I'll take aviation Alex

2834
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:04,800
Eeeeh

2835
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:06,800
This is fucking do it

2836
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:08,800
Aviation for 800

2837
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:15,800
Unlike the F-35 this high tech fighter jet is not for sale outside of the United States

2838
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,800
What is F-16?

2839
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:21,800
Oh

2840
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:26,800
It also has a confirmed kill of a balloon

2841
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:28,800
Oh fuck

2842
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:30,800
It's not F-

2843
01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:33,800
Oh fuck I know I can see the plane

2844
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:35,800
Ahhhh I can see it

2845
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:36,800
Fuck

2846
01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:40,800
Oh god I know what it looks like what the fuck's the name of it

2847
01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:42,800
Wait I'll just time it out

2848
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:44,800
That would be the F-22

2849
01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:46,800
Damn it

2850
01:42:46,800 --> 01:42:48,800
Was it the thunderhawk or the falcon

2851
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:50,800
It's just the F-22

2852
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:51,800
Yeah

2853
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:52,800
Let me see here

2854
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,800
Take aviation

2855
01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:57,800
Alright this is the final question

2856
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:58,800
Ahhhh

2857
01:42:58,800 --> 01:43:04,800
This fighter jet was used in the original Top Gun and made a reappearance in the sequel

2858
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:07,800
What is F-18?

2859
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:10,800
No

2860
01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:12,800
Hahaha that was so close

2861
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:14,800
It's the F-16

2862
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:17,800
What's F-16?

2863
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:20,800
F-16

2864
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,800
No I didn't mean to hit that

2865
01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:25,800
What is F-15?

2866
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:27,800
You can't go again

2867
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:28,800
Here you go

2868
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:29,800
Can you?

2869
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:31,800
You wanna lose points again?

2870
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:32,800
No you can't

2871
01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:34,800
Was it F-14?

2872
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:37,800
What's the score?

2873
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,800
F-14 Tomcat

2874
01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:44,800
Alright so it's 2200 Casey and 3200 Tyler

2875
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:45,800
God damn it

2876
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:46,800
God damn

2877
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:50,800
Alright Daniel what's the final R?

2878
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:55,800
We'll have to put in our fucking thing

2879
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:03,800
I'm gonna wait for him

2880
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:13,800
Well it's saying I don't have service currently

2881
01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:20,800
Let me see if I can take off the...

2882
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,800
Alright ummm

2883
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:38,800
What was the category?

2884
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:39,800
Of what?

2885
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:40,800
Final Jeopardy

2886
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:41,800
It's gonna be aviation

2887
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,800
God damn it

2888
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:45,800
No no no it's not bad though it's like

2889
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:51,800
Aviation?

2890
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:52,800
I'm not gonna say that

2891
01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:53,800
Hell yeah

2892
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:55,800
Alright

2893
01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:59,800
Alright so the final Jeopardy is

2894
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,800
In the miracle on the Hudson

2895
01:45:01,800 --> 01:45:02,800
Yeah

2896
01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:04,800
Alright the crash in which Sully Sullenberger

2897
01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:06,800
Captain Sully Sullenberger

2898
01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:08,800
Landed an airbus on the Hudson

2899
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,800
What was the cause of the engine flame out?

2900
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:16,800
Alright so Casey says

2901
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:21,800
Bird Strike

2902
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:35,800
Alright

2903
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:39,800
So Casey says

2904
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:43,800
Bird Strike

2905
01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:44,800
And he wagered everything

2906
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:46,280
And he wagered everything.

2907
01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:46,780
UGH!

2908
01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:48,280
So he has 4400 points.

2909
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:48,780
UGH!

2910
01:45:48,780 --> 01:45:49,280
Hahaha.

2911
01:45:50,180 --> 01:45:53,320
Tyler also said bird strike and he wagered a thousand.

2912
01:45:53,940 --> 01:45:55,360
So he has 4200.

2913
01:45:55,360 --> 01:45:56,400
Do I win?

2914
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:57,500
So...

2915
01:45:57,500 --> 01:45:58,000
Maybe he has 200 points.

2916
01:45:58,860 --> 01:45:59,360
Hahaha.

2917
01:45:59,360 --> 01:45:59,860
Oh.

2918
01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:01,880
Where's the music?

2919
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:02,380
Hahaha.

2920
01:46:02,380 --> 01:46:04,760
Oh it's on the right answer wrong answer page.

2921
01:46:05,220 --> 01:46:05,720
Haha.

2922
01:46:05,720 --> 01:46:06,220
Oh.

2923
01:46:06,220 --> 01:46:07,100
Yeah, let's see.

2924
01:46:07,760 --> 01:46:09,080
The uh...

2925
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:10,780
Is it...

2926
01:46:10,780 --> 01:46:11,280
What?

2927
01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:11,780
Yeah!

2928
01:46:11,780 --> 01:46:12,280
Yeah!

2929
01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:12,780
Casey Mays!

2930
01:46:12,780 --> 01:46:13,280
Casey Mays!

2931
01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:13,780
Oh yeah boy!

2932
01:46:13,780 --> 01:46:15,280
Oh yeah boy!

2933
01:46:15,280 --> 01:46:16,280
Alex Trebek wins.

2934
01:46:16,280 --> 01:46:20,280
Alex Trebek comes back to haunt Tyler on this episode of Jeopardy.

2935
01:46:20,280 --> 01:46:21,280
Casey has one win.

2936
01:46:21,280 --> 01:46:23,280
That was actually really fucking close.

2937
01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:24,280
One for one boy.

2938
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:25,280
That was good.

2939
01:46:25,280 --> 01:46:26,280
200 points off.

2940
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:27,280
Casey's first time.

2941
01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:28,280
I didn't make it too bad.

2942
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,280
I did a whole American history for him.

2943
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:33,280
There was some medical stuff for Casey.

2944
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:35,280
I think it was pretty fair.

2945
01:46:35,280 --> 01:46:37,280
Sometimes you just gotta bet it all Alex.

2946
01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:39,280
You guys I mean that was fucking really close.

2947
01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,280
It was like split down the middle.

2948
01:46:41,280 --> 01:46:43,280
If I was a bigger gambler I would've won.

2949
01:46:43,280 --> 01:46:44,280
But...

2950
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:45,280
Yeah, you would've.

2951
01:46:45,280 --> 01:46:46,280
You know?

2952
01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:48,280
I wasn't confident in my game.

2953
01:46:48,280 --> 01:46:50,280
I wasn't confident in my game.

2954
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:51,280
I like this.

2955
01:46:51,280 --> 01:46:52,280
This is fun.

2956
01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:54,280
I'm gonna keep cooking these guys.

2957
01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:59,280
So Casey has his first win here on the Untitled Podcast.

2958
01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:00,280
The thing is...

2959
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,280
Take a celebratory smelling salt.

2960
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:03,280
You almost did it.

2961
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:04,280
The thing is I'm like...

2962
01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:05,280
Oh!

2963
01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:07,280
I'm like the actual like fucking...

2964
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:08,280
Oh!

2965
01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:11,280
I'm the actual like you know standardized like thing.

2966
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:13,280
Oh!

2967
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:15,280
I'm like standing questions.

2968
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:16,280
I won.

2969
01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:18,280
I haven't hit the smelling salt in a while.

2970
01:47:18,280 --> 01:47:20,280
Oh!

2971
01:47:20,280 --> 01:47:22,280
Oh jeez.

2972
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:26,280
Oh fuck.

2973
01:47:28,280 --> 01:47:30,280
That was fun.

2974
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:31,280
Fuck.

2975
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:33,280
I will.

2976
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:34,280
I will.

2977
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:36,280
Everybody will be like oh my god.

2978
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:39,280
I'll be the fucking Ken Jennings.

2979
01:47:39,280 --> 01:47:41,280
I'll be the little one.

2980
01:47:44,280 --> 01:47:45,280
Alright.

2981
01:47:45,280 --> 01:47:46,280
Alright.

2982
01:47:46,280 --> 01:47:49,280
We still got like you know like a good 30 minutes.

2983
01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:50,280
40 minutes.

2984
01:47:50,280 --> 01:47:52,280
That should probably be enough.

2985
01:47:52,280 --> 01:47:57,280
I saw John Stort was hosting The Daily Show again on Monday.

2986
01:47:57,280 --> 01:47:59,280
That's the distest act of desperation.

2987
01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:00,280
Yeah.

2988
01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:02,280
How much do you think they paid him to come back?

2989
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:04,280
A lot of money.

2990
01:48:04,280 --> 01:48:06,280
I love John Stort.

2991
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:07,280
Yeah, he is pretty fucking funny.

2992
01:48:07,280 --> 01:48:09,280
The Daily Show is fucking dead at this point.

2993
01:48:09,280 --> 01:48:12,280
They're literally using John Stort as like a last ditch like...

2994
01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:14,280
Hey guys, remember when it was actually good?

2995
01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:15,280
Right.

2996
01:48:15,280 --> 01:48:18,280
Dude, everything on TV is fucking rough.

2997
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:21,280
I don't even know how to get The Daily Show.

2998
01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:23,280
It's on Comedy Central.

2999
01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:24,280
I know.

3000
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:25,280
I don't even know how to get like Comedy Central.

3001
01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:27,280
I don't know how to get the local news anymore.

3002
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:29,280
Oh yeah, if you don't have cable.

3003
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:30,280
Cable sucks.

3004
01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:31,280
Um.

3005
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:33,280
Um, final question here.

3006
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:35,280
Would you, if Elliot, or no.

3007
01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:39,280
If Elliot Page pegged you, would it be gay?

3008
01:48:39,280 --> 01:48:41,280
That's the one that's that transition.

3009
01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:42,280
Yeah.

3010
01:48:42,280 --> 01:48:43,280
Transition to a dude.

3011
01:48:43,280 --> 01:48:45,280
Yeah.

3012
01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:47,280
So are they wearing a strap on?

3013
01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:50,280
Are they using their, their, their, their Frankenstein cock?

3014
01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:56,280
No, I don't think, I don't think he had bottom surgery.

3015
01:48:56,280 --> 01:49:00,280
So they would be, they would be wearing a strap on.

3016
01:49:00,280 --> 01:49:03,280
Not gay.

3017
01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:05,280
Bro, that's so gay.

3018
01:49:05,280 --> 01:49:12,280
What if, what if, all right, what if a dude, what if I know what if a check transitioned

3019
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:13,280
to a dude?

3020
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:17,280
Like, have you ever seen like a really convincing girl that transitions to a guy?

3021
01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:18,280
Yeah.

3022
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,280
And then you had sex with her.

3023
01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:21,280
Yeah.

3024
01:49:21,280 --> 01:49:22,280
Would that be gay?

3025
01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:23,280
That would be gay.

3026
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:24,280
I agree.

3027
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:29,280
That would be, that would be gayer than just like, wait, does the dude have a cock though?

3028
01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:32,280
No, she, the dude has a vagina.

3029
01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:35,280
Yeah, that would be gay.

3030
01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:36,280
I agree.

3031
01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:39,280
Nobody ever thinks about it that way.

3032
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:42,280
No, but I mean, like it's still a vagina.

3033
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:45,280
So it's kind of like a, you know.

3034
01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:47,280
It's like everybody agrees that's fucking gay.

3035
01:49:47,280 --> 01:49:48,280
It is.

3036
01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:52,280
Didn't you like date a girl that was transitioning to a male?

3037
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:54,280
Yeah, but they still had tits and a vagina.

3038
01:49:54,280 --> 01:49:55,280
And they still-

3039
01:49:55,280 --> 01:49:56,280
Yeah, but did they peg you?

3040
01:49:56,280 --> 01:49:59,280
No, I fucking, I fucking stuck my dick in her pussy.

3041
01:49:59,280 --> 01:50:00,280
That's gay.

3042
01:50:00,280 --> 01:50:08,280
So what if, all right, so what if this person that transitioned to a dude has a vagina,

3043
01:50:08,280 --> 01:50:10,280
put a strap on and pegged you?

3044
01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:12,280
Would that be gay?

3045
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:13,280
Yes.

3046
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:14,280
What if a dude transitioned?

3047
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:20,280
What if it was a little woman who transitioned to a dude, had bottom surgery, got a cock,

3048
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:23,280
then got it reversed and then pegged you?

3049
01:50:23,280 --> 01:50:24,280
Would that be gay?

3050
01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:29,280
You're just adding things onto this that I don't, like, like, like, does she have tits

3051
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:30,280
again?

3052
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:31,280
Or is it like-

3053
01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:32,280
No, no tits.

3054
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:33,280
No tits?

3055
01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:37,280
Is it like one of the things where she's trying to de-transition, like kind of like has like-

3056
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:38,280
Transitioning back.

3057
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:42,280
So she has like semi, like, you know, shoulder length hair, like type shit, or is it like,

3058
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:44,280
you know, like still like-

3059
01:50:44,280 --> 01:50:47,280
I would think that she looks more like a, like a male.

3060
01:50:47,280 --> 01:50:52,280
Still more like a male, but you could, you know, even when they fucking, even when they

3061
01:50:52,280 --> 01:50:55,280
transition, you're still like, that's a, that was a girl at one point.

3062
01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:59,280
We're getting into some gray areas.

3063
01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:00,280
For sure.

3064
01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:01,280
Yeah.

3065
01:51:01,280 --> 01:51:05,280
And I'd be like, I mean, I'd still, maybe like if they have like a, but actually, no.

3066
01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:06,280
What if it was a trans?

3067
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:07,280
What if it was a trans male?

3068
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:11,280
But if it was the inverted fucking vagina penis thing.

3069
01:51:11,280 --> 01:51:19,280
What if they do trans transition to a female and then put a strap on, like over his cock?

3070
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:21,280
It's like hollow.

3071
01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:23,280
The one he's using is hollow in the middle.

3072
01:51:23,280 --> 01:51:25,280
So there's no actual contact.

3073
01:51:25,280 --> 01:51:28,280
All right, Casey, I got one for you.

3074
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:38,280
What if a, a dude that transitioned to a woman put a, put a flesh light on his dick, but

3075
01:51:38,280 --> 01:51:41,280
it was a double ended flesh light.

3076
01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:45,360
So when you, when you did it, you never touched dicks, but you were fucking where a vagina

3077
01:51:45,360 --> 01:51:49,040
would be, but it was where, but he has a dick, but it is a flesh light.

3078
01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:50,040
Is that gay?

3079
01:51:50,040 --> 01:51:52,280
Yeah, that's good.

3080
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:53,280
Okay.

3081
01:51:53,280 --> 01:51:58,880
Dude, what if, what if you put a dildo into a flesh light?

3082
01:51:58,880 --> 01:51:59,880
Is that gay?

3083
01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:07,280
Okay, so this is actually another one that I'm like, that I'm actually like seeing like

3084
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:08,280
things.

3085
01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:13,120
So what if you get a, a anal, um, an anal flesh light?

3086
01:52:13,120 --> 01:52:14,120
Is that gay?

3087
01:52:14,120 --> 01:52:15,120
An anal?

3088
01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:16,120
No.

3089
01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:17,120
Why would it be gay?

3090
01:52:17,120 --> 01:52:18,120
Why would that be gay?

3091
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:22,160
But what if you get an anal flesh light that was modeled after a male's asshole?

3092
01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:26,240
It's just the, it's just the, it's just the actual like thing.

3093
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:29,560
There's like no balls or anything.

3094
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:30,560
Like you do have one.

3095
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:38,480
But like, what if you have like an anal flesh light, but it's modeled after a guy, but you

3096
01:52:38,480 --> 01:52:42,280
didn't know as a guy when you bought it, would you, would you actually use it?

3097
01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:47,400
Dude, I think it's kind of, that kind of reminds me of a law where it's like illegal to import

3098
01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:52,800
certain cars unless they're like so similar to a model here in the United States.

3099
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:54,680
It's legal, right?

3100
01:52:54,680 --> 01:52:57,080
Like it doesn't matter because it's so similar.

3101
01:52:57,080 --> 01:52:59,280
Like the law just says, yeah, you can bring it in.

3102
01:52:59,280 --> 01:53:00,280
That's what that is.

3103
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:01,280
It's like so similar.

3104
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:02,820
It doesn't matter.

3105
01:53:02,820 --> 01:53:06,240
It's like, if that's all it is and there's no other defining characteristics, it's just

3106
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:07,240
the asshole.

3107
01:53:07,240 --> 01:53:08,240
It passes the test.

3108
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:09,240
Whatever.

3109
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:11,360
Who cares what it's modeled after?

3110
01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:13,160
Yeah, but I don't know, man.

3111
01:53:13,160 --> 01:53:14,160
I'd be kind of gay.

3112
01:53:14,160 --> 01:53:15,160
You fucking a dude's ass.

3113
01:53:15,160 --> 01:53:17,160
Even if it's a model of a dude's ass.

3114
01:53:17,160 --> 01:53:18,160
You don't know.

3115
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:19,160
No, but you figure it out.

3116
01:53:19,160 --> 01:53:22,160
You're like, oh fuck, this is a dude's ass.

3117
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:24,160
How would you figure that out?

3118
01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:27,800
You get a letter in it and it has like, you know, like when it has like the model like

3119
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:30,760
holding like the thing, it's the dude model holding it.

3120
01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:31,760
You'd be like, ah fuck.

3121
01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:33,160
Or you got it second hand.

3122
01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:34,160
I don't care.

3123
01:53:34,160 --> 01:53:36,800
I don't care if you have the hottest chick in the world.

3124
01:53:36,800 --> 01:53:40,640
She has a fucking strap on that looks exactly like a penis.

3125
01:53:40,640 --> 01:53:41,640
What if it was your own penis?

3126
01:53:41,640 --> 01:53:44,720
What if it was like one that was modeled after your own dick?

3127
01:53:44,720 --> 01:53:47,080
Would you get fucked by your own dick?

3128
01:53:47,080 --> 01:53:48,080
I would.

3129
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:50,360
That would not be gay.

3130
01:53:50,360 --> 01:53:53,440
Getting fucked by your own dick is not gay.

3131
01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:54,440
It is not.

3132
01:53:54,440 --> 01:53:57,720
What if you could suck your own dick?

3133
01:53:57,720 --> 01:54:03,080
I really want to get like the model of your own penis is like a dildo.

3134
01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:07,320
Just to be like, kind of do like a full 360 look.

3135
01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:09,920
Cause you know, you only get like so much.

3136
01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:12,280
Compare it to other objects.

3137
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:18,720
What if you're not gay, but you go in VR and you get fucked by a dude in VR and like VR

3138
01:54:18,720 --> 01:54:19,720
porn?

3139
01:54:19,720 --> 01:54:21,360
That's definitely gay.

3140
01:54:21,360 --> 01:54:26,120
That's either gay or you are gay, but you don't know it yet.

3141
01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:27,120
All right.

3142
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:30,520
So does it feel gay?

3143
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:31,520
That's the last test.

3144
01:54:31,520 --> 01:54:32,520
That's definitely gay.

3145
01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:33,760
If it feels gay, it's gay.

3146
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:34,760
I mean, it feels me.

3147
01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:39,160
It feels gay if I were to get pegged by a woman.

3148
01:54:39,160 --> 01:54:45,600
So, but what if, I mean, what if she's like really hot and only way that she's going to

3149
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:46,600
let you do anything.

3150
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:50,080
What if Zendaya said she'd only fuck you if she could peg you?

3151
01:54:50,080 --> 01:54:51,080
Zendaya?

3152
01:54:51,080 --> 01:54:52,080
Yeah.

3153
01:54:52,080 --> 01:54:53,080
I don't care about Zendaya.

3154
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:54,080
Who do you care about?

3155
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,080
I don't know.

3156
01:54:55,080 --> 01:54:56,080
Who the fuck Zendaya?

3157
01:54:56,080 --> 01:54:57,080
She's pretty hot actually.

3158
01:54:57,080 --> 01:54:59,080
Zendaya is a fucking the chick from Spider-Man.

3159
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:02,640
Oh, I don't even know who she is.

3160
01:55:02,640 --> 01:55:03,640
Yeah.

3161
01:55:03,640 --> 01:55:04,640
What about Olivia Wilde?

3162
01:55:04,640 --> 01:55:05,640
Yeah.

3163
01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:06,640
Olivia Wilde.

3164
01:55:06,640 --> 01:55:07,640
I thought her.

3165
01:55:07,640 --> 01:55:09,360
I mean, fuck, what was she in?

3166
01:55:09,360 --> 01:55:10,360
House.

3167
01:55:10,360 --> 01:55:11,360
Yeah.

3168
01:55:11,360 --> 01:55:12,360
Yeah.

3169
01:55:12,360 --> 01:55:14,240
She's got like a weird square face though.

3170
01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:16,840
It fucking throws me off.

3171
01:55:16,840 --> 01:55:17,840
She could peg me.

3172
01:55:17,840 --> 01:55:21,240
I'm not saying I wouldn't let her do that.

3173
01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:25,040
I'm just saying that her face kind of like, there's something off about, she looks like

3174
01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:27,880
fucking Machine Gun Kelly.

3175
01:55:27,880 --> 01:55:29,440
I think we're thinking of the same person.

3176
01:55:29,440 --> 01:55:30,440
She's really pretty.

3177
01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:35,880
She is really pretty, but like her jawline is very strong.

3178
01:55:35,880 --> 01:55:37,840
She looks like Machine Gun Kelly.

3179
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:41,680
All right, Dan, we got three commitments to go to the Conjuring House this year.

3180
01:55:41,680 --> 01:55:45,240
Are you coming with us?

3181
01:55:45,240 --> 01:55:46,240
I wouldn't count on it.

3182
01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,240
Come on, man.

3183
01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:53,840
Well, I mean, Tyler's over here like, oh, my dad thinks that part of the reason that

3184
01:55:53,840 --> 01:55:56,600
he was paralyzed is because he's fucking around with ghosts.

3185
01:55:56,600 --> 01:55:57,600
Yeah.

3186
01:55:57,600 --> 01:55:58,600
And then he's like, call me to the Conjuring House.

3187
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:01,760
He's fucking around with like Ouija boards and shit though.

3188
01:56:01,760 --> 01:56:02,760
I just want some in real life proofs.

3189
01:56:02,760 --> 01:56:03,760
That's worse.

3190
01:56:03,760 --> 01:56:06,400
No, that's what I'm saying.

3191
01:56:06,400 --> 01:56:10,400
That's why he was like he was fucking around with Ouija boards with like that shit.

3192
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:12,120
I'm saying the Conjuring House is worse.

3193
01:56:12,120 --> 01:56:14,120
Oh, no, the Conjuring House is nowhere bad.

3194
01:56:14,120 --> 01:56:15,120
Fuck that.

3195
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:17,120
I think the Conjuring House is actually a scam.

3196
01:56:17,120 --> 01:56:18,120
Really?

3197
01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:19,920
Yeah, I don't think it's actually fucking real.

3198
01:56:19,920 --> 01:56:25,320
I think that I want to go in there and be like, this shit's fucking gay.

3199
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:26,320
I want to go there.

3200
01:56:26,320 --> 01:56:28,320
I'll pay like the fucking whatever like, what's it like?

3201
01:56:28,320 --> 01:56:29,320
300, 400 bucks.

3202
01:56:29,320 --> 01:56:30,400
Yeah, it's like thing.

3203
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:33,600
I'll pay it and be like, yeah, this is gay.

3204
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:34,600
This is real.

3205
01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:37,040
You don't think they're making this shit up?

3206
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:42,040
I think that it's a it's especially if they're fucking like having like groups of people

3207
01:56:42,040 --> 01:56:43,920
investigated every fucking day.

3208
01:56:43,920 --> 01:56:45,760
It's a fucking tourist trap at that point.

3209
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:47,520
It's not an actual haunted place.

3210
01:56:47,520 --> 01:56:50,200
You know, you can still be haunted.

3211
01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:53,480
You can still be haunted, but specifically like ghost shit.

3212
01:56:53,480 --> 01:56:56,960
It's like what I was talking about, like why there's not many like ghosts and like big

3213
01:56:56,960 --> 01:57:00,360
cities and stuff because so many people are like around all the time.

3214
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:03,680
If you just have so many people that are just cycling through this fucking house all the

3215
01:57:03,680 --> 01:57:06,440
time, you're not going to fucking see like, you know, I don't know.

3216
01:57:06,440 --> 01:57:08,480
This house is like a portal to hell.

3217
01:57:08,480 --> 01:57:09,480
Yeah.

3218
01:57:09,480 --> 01:57:11,040
You know what else is a portal to hell?

3219
01:57:11,040 --> 01:57:12,040
My fucking asshole.

3220
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:17,960
You think they just have someone like upstairs like banging on the pipes?

3221
01:57:17,960 --> 01:57:21,920
Yeah, I think we're going to try to catch them.

3222
01:57:21,920 --> 01:57:22,920
Yeah.

3223
01:57:22,920 --> 01:57:24,400
I want to see the fraud.

3224
01:57:24,400 --> 01:57:25,400
Yeah.

3225
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:29,040
And if something does happen, OK, that's cool.

3226
01:57:29,040 --> 01:57:31,640
I don't think it's, I don't think it's.

3227
01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:34,160
I just want some real proof ghosts.

3228
01:57:34,160 --> 01:57:36,000
I'll piss on it.

3229
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:37,000
All right.

3230
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:40,400
Well, send us an email if you want to come to the conjuring house with us.

3231
01:57:40,400 --> 01:57:41,400
We have to check the email.

3232
01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:42,400
Oh no.

3233
01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:43,400
Let's check the email.

3234
01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:47,720
We have to see if anybody sent us the answer to last week's question.

3235
01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:51,840
What was last week's question, Dan?

3236
01:57:51,840 --> 01:57:54,960
What is the call sign of the airport that the Sky King took off from?

3237
01:57:54,960 --> 01:57:57,200
That would be KLAX.

3238
01:57:57,200 --> 01:57:58,200
No.

3239
01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:59,200
No, they wouldn't be.

3240
01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:00,200
What is it?

3241
01:58:00,200 --> 01:58:09,120
I got to look it up because I don't even know.

3242
01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:14,560
It is C.Tac Airport is.

3243
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:16,600
I believe it's KSEA.

3244
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:20,360
Let me make sure that's right.

3245
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:22,880
I know that Seattle, right?

3246
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:25,360
That's C.Tac Seattle Tacoma.

3247
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:34,000
All right, let's see if we got any emails.

3248
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:40,040
Have you seen the fucking like Vegas fear doing like shit?

3249
01:58:40,040 --> 01:58:43,040
It's fucking nuts looking.

3250
01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:48,040
No, no, no emails.

3251
01:58:48,040 --> 01:58:51,720
No, we got zero viewers.

3252
01:58:51,720 --> 01:58:54,720
Got that question, right?

3253
01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:56,680
So you like it a dick pic of Dan.

3254
01:58:56,680 --> 01:59:01,400
Send us an email if you want to come to the conjuring house with us.

3255
01:59:01,400 --> 01:59:04,840
No emails until then.

3256
01:59:04,840 --> 01:59:12,800
Until then, like us on Facebook and X and always be kind to yourselves and each other.

3257
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:13,800
We out.

3258
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:14,800
Fuck off.

3259
01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:19,680
For all we know, robots have souls.

3260
01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:21,560
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3261
01:59:21,560 --> 01:59:23,620
How do you know?

3262
01:59:23,620 --> 01:59:29,320
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3263
01:59:29,320 --> 01:59:32,760
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

3264
01:59:32,760 --> 01:59:33,760
Fuck no.

3265
01:59:33,760 --> 01:59:38,800
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

3266
01:59:38,800 --> 01:59:40,400
Yes, we are.

3267
01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:43,960
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

3268
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:44,960
Extended episodes.

3269
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:47,960
Where the fuck did this fear come from?

3270
01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:50,480
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3271
01:59:50,480 --> 01:59:53,480
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3272
01:59:53,480 --> 01:59:57,640
No, they're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

3273
01:59:57,640 --> 02:00:00,560
Aliens exist as you see.

3274
02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:08,040
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet

3275
02:00:08,040 --> 02:00:09,040
tall.

3276
02:00:09,040 --> 02:00:11,920
Anthropoclesatron, they have dread, they're super soldiers.

3277
02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:14,920
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.

3278
02:00:14,920 --> 02:00:17,920
I do not agonize with them.

3279
02:00:17,920 --> 02:00:20,920
What the fuck is that?

3280
02:00:20,920 --> 02:00:36,180
We gotta go on the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

3281
02:00:36,180 --> 02:00:38,880
He got killed by the CIA.

3282
02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:41,640
JFK was killed by the government.

3283
02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:46,280
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

3284
02:00:46,280 --> 02:00:49,740
You feel bump bump bump, beep, but nothing.

3285
02:00:49,740 --> 02:00:50,740
They're fucking gone.

3286
02:00:50,740 --> 02:00:56,740
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

3287
02:01:00,240 --> 02:01:04,740
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise,

3288
02:01:04,740 --> 02:01:08,740
and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're going to sink money into them.

3289
02:01:08,740 --> 02:01:13,740
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

3290
02:01:13,740 --> 02:01:19,740
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is out of social biology.

3291
02:01:19,740 --> 02:01:23,740
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord's gift.

3292
02:01:23,740 --> 02:01:52,740
We're only living in the third dimension!

3293
02:01:53,740 --> 02:02:06,740
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

3294
02:02:06,740 --> 02:02:11,740
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit.

3295
02:02:11,740 --> 02:02:15,740
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

3296
02:02:15,740 --> 02:02:21,740
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

3297
02:02:21,740 --> 02:02:26,740
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.

3298
02:02:26,740 --> 02:02:30,740
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

3299
02:02:30,740 --> 02:02:35,740
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3300
02:02:35,740 --> 02:02:38,740
Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

3301
02:02:38,740 --> 02:02:42,740
Love Trump, right? Love Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader.

3302
02:02:42,740 --> 02:02:47,740
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.

3303
02:02:47,740 --> 02:02:51,740
Everybody's like, oh, it's Elon Musk.

3304
02:02:51,740 --> 02:02:55,740
Elon Musk is so cool, he made a place for himself.

3305
02:02:55,740 --> 02:03:03,740
The actual government is trying. The actual new government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust.

3306
02:03:03,740 --> 02:03:18,740
The beer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The pain fucking falls on the people.