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Episode 62, boy.
Big 6 2!
Four away from my lucky number, 6 6.
Ali, Mac, and Tyler.
What's going on?
Well, did you know they found more dew tunnels in New York?
They found more what? Jew tunnels. Jew tunnels?
Oh, you weren't here for the Jew tunnel discussion.
Oh, geez. Get the slur jar ready.
No, I'm just saying they have Jew tunnels in New York City.
The fuck is a Jew tunnel?
The Hasidic Jew community are just digging tunnels underneath New York City and they're getting raided by the fucking NYPD.
This is actually happening?
Yeah, like we have video. There's videos of it.
What? Yeah!
That's wild! Yeah, dude.
There's pictures of it.
Yeah, there's pictures and shit.
And then the Jews had a riot and started fighting the NYPD.
And then they got like fucking-
What's in these tunnels?
They found a stained mattress and baby chairs in a couple of them.
So they're not even protecting anything? They're just building a network of tunnels and they're going belligerent when they get found?
They live in them. Like the Jews live in the tunnels.
They don't live in the tunnels.
That's the question.
They're just trying to figure out-
They do. They live in the tunnels. They literally busted open and there was like a bunch of Jews in the tunnels.
No, they crawled into the tunnels to escape.
So there's a-
What purpose do these fucking tunnels have?
They're building an underground tunnel for Israel.
There's an underground network of Jew tunnels in New York City and no one knows what it's for.
It's their escape plan. They build underground-
No, this cannot be real.
Fucking tunnels.
Look it up. Look up Jew tunnels in New York.
No fucking way.
It was literally the picture.
You guys are fucking with me.
It was the picture for one of the episodes.
Jew tunnels.
I think they're building underground tunnels so they can escape to Israel once people turn on them again.
Looks like it's just one that's in a synagogue though.
Yeah, where else will it be connected to?
I don't fucking know.
What the fuck?
There has been nine found.
New York City Police Department is concreting over the tunnels.
What the fuck?
Okay, well this has been fantastic silence for the listeners here.
Oh, yeah.
You should probably get back to it.
But yeah, it's not fake. There's real tunnels, dude.
I don't know what they're doing down there.
I can only find the one about this, the one synagogue that connected four local houses.
That's the one that I see.
It's fucking concerning.
I don't see the other eight.
Like how many?
There's Jew tunnels.
It's real, man. This week also Donald Trump won New Hampshire.
Won New Hampshire and he won Iowa.
Like I don't understand why Nikki Haley's still even in the race.
Well she got more votes than I expected. She got like 46%.
Yeah, because DeSantis left.
Yeah, DeSantis and Rottam Swam dropped out.
Both supported Trump.
Really thought DeSantis was going to stay in there a little while longer.
No, it's down to him and Nikki Haley.
I know.
So I'd rather have Trump than Nikki Haley. Nikki Haley's a fucking bitch.
I don't know. I don't fucking want any of them.
Dude, Biden's not going to win whoever he goes up against.
I will.
I think he might actually. I don't think conservatives want a super-mago Republican again.
I think the conservative party's divided.
I think most of them do.
They would much rather have Trump than fucking Biden again.
Oh, not like moderate conservatives.
I'm a moderate conservative and I want Trump.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
You are a hardcore.
No, I was going to say you're pretty hard right.
I am not hard right. I am a moderate right.
You are an alt right.
I am not alt right.
You're like, I'm surprised you weren't there at the insurrection.
Yeah, seriously. You literally supported the insurrection.
I think the insurrection wasn't an insurrection at all. I also think it was morally justified.
Anyways.
Morally justified.
I wasn't morally justified.
I gotta ask.
What is the defense for that?
It's morally justified because
you're telling me you don't want to go into Congress.
If you could.
I mean.
And just stand where they're standing.
And then make them feel afraid.
I don't think that's.
I don't think intimidating Congress is what you want to do.
If the fucking Democrats did that you'd say put them to death or something.
They did do that. They fucking tried to fucking storm the White House.
In fucking.
It wasn't January 6th.
It was another day.
But instead of like storming the Capitol.
They tried to storm the fucking.
They tried to storm the fucking White House.
They burned the guard post down in front of it.
And they tried to burn down the church across the street from the White House.
Fucking when? 100 years ago?
No. This fucking like election cycle.
Oh.
Didn't hear about that.
Oh yeah you did hear about that because you're a liberal piece of shit.
Listen here buddy you don't understand.
The levels of fucking demon shit that the liberals do.
They don't tell you about this yet on the mainstream news.
So just a reminder to all the listeners.
This is Tyler speaking.
A moderate conservative.
You know Trump is actually pretty funny.
The fucking Lib Tards.
Moderate.
A moderate.
I always really fucking hated Trump.
So I never like could stand to listen to him.
But now that I like actually listen to him.
He's really funny.
I don't agree with anything he says.
No but he is funny.
You guys do agree with him.
It's funny.
I agree with some of them.
He's also just another old man.
I just think it's funny that he just calls people disgusting.
He's like you're disgusting.
Also when he called Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer.
One of the most disgusting fucking things I've ever seen.
He didn't go I'm not calling him the Zodiac Killer.
But listen.
Where was Ted Cruz during the Zodiac Killings?
He was in California.
Where did the Zodiac Killings happen?
I'm just saying.
Donald Trump was all pissed because he said you know I'm going to be a dictator for one day or some shit.
And the media was like oh Donald Trump says he's going to be a dictator.
Which he did say by the way.
Even if you say you're going to be a dictator for one day.
You can do fucking a lot of shit one day.
As a dictator.
So he's really funny.
He's like I'm going to be a dictator.
So he's trying to defend himself.
I said I'd be a dictator for one day.
And then that's it.
I give up all my power.
I don't think he's being serious though.
Listen if you could be a dictator you wouldn't.
Being a dictator seems like it would be real fun.
It would be but that's why we don't have dictators.
I mean would you say that if you were fucking Kim Jong Un?
And you're just watching all the fucking people of your country die.
Of star patient because of your poor running of it.
I'd be a great dictator.
I failed art school.
Or I dropped out of art school.
So you're going to be a very specific type of dictator.
I'm going to be the best type of dictator.
I already have.
You're going to be a failed painter next right?
I am a failed painter.
I tried to sell my art when I lived in New York City down the subway.
I never sold a piece so I am also a failed painter.
I tried to sell my art when I lived in New York City down the subway.
I haven't got a statue of myself at all.
So imagine if I was trying to get my dance moves
for you to go to the next World War.
And you should get shot.
But for some reason they don't shoot you.
And then you come back and get into politics.
Then we have a situation on our hands Tyler.
I'll grow a real silly mustache.
A real silly goose mustache.
Like a thin line doesn't even make it to the edge of your lips.
Make some art for the podcast.
I'll do that.
Like a fucking portrait of Elon Musk.
It's smoking like a portrait of like Tyler as a Nazi dictator
I'll do Kanye West with a fucking Hitler mustache
That'd be pretty funny
Ah, I just don't am I gonna be commissioned for this
Yeah
No, we do need to talk commission
You're gonna do it for free Michael O'Rizioni
That's okay. See what are you gonna?
Stop withholding all the funds from all the episodes and all the views we've been getting me Dan and Tyler
You've been collecting on I've been
equally distributing zero dollars
No, I don't know bro. I think we've hit the I think we've hit the big time and you just keep it secret from us
Cuz how would we know? So we do this for the listeners. So if you're a listener
Thank you very much
What else we got this week? I don't do it for the listeners. I do it for my fucking self
There's uh, there's pictures of all the legal aliens that were lining the airports
They had fucking like they had like fucking little gray guys running around with big eyes
They had legal aliens to like the fucking y'all that's fucking cool
I'm documented immigrants just sleeping in there. Oh you undocumented immigrants. Why didn't you just say so? Yeah
No people think take pictures of all them like lining the bunks out cuz so I guess some
Bill that Joe Biden passed where they like had like freedom at airports or some shit. Yeah, I rest them
So now they're just like living there first ten thousand fans
Going to the New York Rangers at like Logan Airport that Austin that day it backfired all
How many of them are hanging out in there a lot it's a problem
The fucking airport into a shanty
Oh, yeah, I don't think that we should support undocumented immigrants like
But I also think
Yeah, yeah, you do I was I went down this rabbit hole today where I was looking there's this fucking
Tik Tokers in Mexico that called out this fucking cartel guy. I
Can't remember his name. It wasn't El Chapo. It's like the new El Chapo and
They were just like somebody dared this kid to fucking like
That make a video like saying that he was like gonna come after him and like take him down
He's piece of shit suck my cock and then the cartel
Expectedly killed him
Killed him. Oh, I'm a necktie. No, I wasn't fucking Columbia necktie either. It was it's L something
That sounds horrible, but it's it's not El Chapo, but like he's a big fucking deal
He's the leader of this group that like even El Chapo's guys don't really fuck with in Mexico
And they're just like calling him out like fuck you suck my cock
It's like is like are you speedrunning like death like what?
Why are you doing that like it's gonna blow up because people are gonna be like yo you see this shit get past this up
The chain next thing you know, he's fucking dead with a Colombian. He's the El Chapo of El Chapo
What is the Colombian necktie? Anyway, it's when I slit their yeah. Yeah, you slit your throat pull the tongue out through it. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, you wouldn't want it to happen to you would you it'd be unfortunate. I still think probably the worst way to go
Has to be getting curb stomped
Like can you imagine getting curb stomped to death by a fucking gang?
like medieval torture methods, I mean, yeah, like if you're talking about a fucking
If you're gonna impale me on a stake and have the needle come out my mouth
That's a prop like up my ass and stick it out my mouth
That's bad bad bad. They fucking tie up your arms and legs like four corners and pull them apart
so what look you know, that was a method of
Execution by horse right to oh, yeah, they had one where they would pull you apart
But then it yeah as a method of execution
They would fucking tie each of your limbs to a horse and then they'd tell all the
Yeah drawn and quartered. That's what it called
They literally just and your fucking arms and legs are gonna go with that fucker
Your body just ah and you're alive to your head still attached. It takes a minute to bleed out
so you're gonna be there with no arms and legs like
I want to know how it feels to get waterboarded like I know it's easy to do you can do it in your shower
All day
Alex Jones, what's he up to? I gotta check out info wars on Twitter
I feel like I need to follow up with what Casey just said cuz he wants to know what it feels like to go
We're talking about medieval torture method. How about how about me and Tyler waterboard you right here live on air? It's not
You can find out you'll give us a like you want like you have a towel
So yeah
I can tell over your head and you actually fill up their sinuses with water when you're doing it
So you can't breathe through your nose. You can only breathe through your mouth
But because the water it's pinned down the yeah, you really like you can breathe
But it will kill you but you'll feel like you're dying
Yeah, you just feel like you're it will kill you eventually it will kill you after like well
I mean if they continuously go with it, but it's it's just like a washcloth like yeah, you can still breathe through it when it's wet
It's just when they're pouring you can't but it's also like when you can breathe. You can't breathe easily
You're breathing through a fucking wet washcloth. It's hard to get draw air to and out through and out of that you can know
That's why it's just like fucking mental torture like it's like eating hot peppers. It's not actually burning you yeah
I mean, but yes, you could theoretically die
Like it's not like it's it's less lethal. It's not a less than lethal method
Dude Google took off Alex Jones's Twitter page is the first thing that comes up when you type in Alex Jones Twitter
How could they?
Miss Alex Jones comes up, and it's a fucking like
Something, but you can't type in Alex Jones and have it come up
Miss Alex Jones miss Alex Jones you go to the page. It's just Alex Jones wearing a wig and makeup oh
God you gotta love Alex
He's just he might he might say some shit that's a little off the handle, but God is he fucking funny. He is really funny
Man, I want to look up some more medieval torture methods dude. I was watching a bunch of
I mean you have burned at the stake to that's brutal. Oh the fucking one is the worst
I want a bunch of these videos to the one the rack
That's what it's called the racks where they fucking pull you apart slowly the the one that I think's crazy
It's fucking it's a it's oh, it's an OOB liet. That's what it's called
It's an OOB liet which in a different language that
Forget yeah, it's for forget. It's literally a hole they throw you in
And
Then like no like you're still alive
You're not dying and they just throw you down a well
And they just yeah, they kind of just say have fun and the one that used to be underneath whatever fucking castle
It is in France. I would assume
It's a horror movie where they just like put the guy and like a wall in the basement
And then like we're like laying the bricks as he was like still alive tied up
Yeah, yeah, there's and then a lot of the fucking bricks of that place are made of like skull fragments and shit
That place is pretty fucking nuts. Oh no they they have the biggest OOB liet
Which was like this full fledged like basement thing and people were going thrown into that cocksucker all the time like one dude
I think is that like stretches you out like that. That's the rack
We're talking about the OOB liet, which is just a hole they throw you in and then you die of starvation
So it's like that thing in like 300 where they kick the people in the hole kind of but
You don't get injured in the fall like you're completely intact when they place you into the OOB liet and then you just
star damn and
Yeah, the one in that
Rack was known as the horse
It was a wooden device that vaguely resembled an actual horse
The victim was tied to a beam on the top the horse's back facing up pulleys below Titan ropes
fixed to the victim's hands and feet he or she was stretched until one over all of his joints dislocated then
Left there or slack into allowed to hang underneath the horse while inquisitor or judge questioned the victim and tried to get a confession
I think you're gonna confess to whatever the fuck they want
You're gonna say like I will tell you whatever you want if you just get me off of this
I will make it up if I have to just please let me know
I think we should bring these just like I should think we should bring the whole do you see that they're they're doing a
New form of execution and I think fucking I forgot what state it was Alabama. Yeah, they're doing nitrogen gas now
Is that more humane doesn't that actually feel like you're suffocating it is suffocating you know, well is that why they're doing?
Yes, wait if it's nature's oxide, that's just no it's nitrogen gas. Oh
So I found a I found a video from Alex Jones on his Twitter page right here
oh, we'll play it real quick because
Will the deep state assassinate Joe Biden before the 2024 election?
My mom certainly thinks so is what Alex Jones says
Let me play this
My mother never gets involved in politics
She's a Christian
historian
And really smart person and she's just very private
But my mother for three years
Has told me they're gonna assassinate
To bring in martial law because the spirit has told her oh boy
Oh boy, she's been very very direct about it. What's this actually happen?
And my mother is dialed in and does have a touch
But you can politically see all this and know that's in the cards
Especially now because Biden's refusing to step down
Is this recent and there's a lot of this is
8 hours ago
You can't say shit like that
Gypsy wagons on the side of the road my my mother and her grandmother were not like that
But I'll just tell you something I've never been told before on air
My mother's grandmother in Dallas, Texas was an extremely famous psychic secretly
with the establishment
Shut the fuck up dude
She was psychic, I mean extremely
And my mother is extremely psychic
And let's just say I got a little of that
Psychic like extremely
I can't politically see it all and then the holy spirit is what it is
Tells you the rest of what's gonna happen
But she has had dreams
And has been upset for three years
And has been grabbing by the arm and said
You gotta tell him that you're gonna kill him
And he's like, I'm gonna kill him
And the police in the police department said
You gotta tell him they're gonna kill Biden right before the election
Dude if this happens
I told you it's true
I'll shit my pants
I think Alex Jones is going to attempt this assassination
To make that true
I think the reason he's Alex Jones is right about so many things
Is because he just says so much crazy shit
About everything that could possibly happen
That it just occasionally does come true
Human pig hybrids
A couple of them are just bouncing around
A couple of them are just bound to happen eventually
Dude but he was talking about the F-Scene island shit
Since like 2001
A lot of that stuff was like around though
Like you could look that up
And it was just ridiculous because of how long it took
To really get brought to light
Because he's like there's pedophile islands
And you're like oh Alex Jones is talking about a pedophile island
Wow that's crazy
Dude I used to fall asleep listening to Infowars when I was on YouTube
Like every night
That makes sense
Like I was like
Like every night
That makes sense
You just hear like
Like you'd be like going to sleep
And you'd just hear him go
But then like you just eventually
Eventually you just start hearing
And then you just eventually like go to sleep
Yeah but that's subliminally
Getting through my brain
You're going to wake up and be like
The 5G
Oh god
They're controlling my brain
But like him being back on Twitter
I think is a good thing because you know
I think he should be allowed back on like
You know YouTube and shit too
But
Completely off
This topic
We're just jumping topics here for this right here
What about the Iron Maiden
Oh yeah I want to keep talking about the
Devices
The Iron Maiden didn't exist actually
It didn't actually exist
That didn't actually exist it was proven that
It was proven that like when they
When they found it
No when they found it
They're like yo it would be real cool if we just
Put spikes in this and they're like
Wow it was a torture device
It wasn't that
Why do they have somebody like
So much history about
Why did I learn this in history class
Because history class taught you wrong
What are you fucking stupid
I like the brazen bull
The bull that they just
Light a fire underneath and you fucking die
And apparently they actually
Attached some sort of instrument
Towards the end to make it sound like a bull
When they scream
When you're screaming it makes it yeah
And apparently so this king
Made this guy
Fucking design and this is all like
Skeptical a lot of things say that it did happen
A lot say that it didn't
Because it happened so fucking long ago
But the creator of the device
The king was like you need to make like a brutal
Fucking method of execution he makes it
The king's like alright let's test it out
With you, get in there
Tells him to get in kills the maker of the device
But then when the king was overthrown
He got put in the fucking thing
And executed so it's like
So there's a whole bunch of Christians
Like Christian saints that were put in those
And there's a couple
Stories of Christian saints that were put in them
That didn't die
Like they came out and they were fine
I mean
If you came out of it and you were fine they were just going to kill you
In other way. They did kill them in other way
But like it was like it was that was like a miracle
That happened. Oh it does say that many
Scholars say that Iron Maiden never existed
Fucking
There it is
There it is. I didn't contribute
Because I didn't know. I know of the
Iron Maiden. Hey you guys
Ever seen the Saw movies?
I have I love those movies
Yeah they're interesting
I always thought
The coolest one was the one where the fucking guy
One of them had their eyes sewn shut
And the other one had their mouth sewn shut
And then like the fucking
They're both chained up and they just get dragged
Into this generator that's in the beginning
That's in the middle of the room
That one was pretty crazy and there's weapons around
Because they both wake up
Like the guy who can see
Obviously you want to be the guy
That can see. I think you're in a better position
To live. Sometimes I just like to
Invent saw traps
Oh that's very
Jeffrey Dahmer thing to say
Casey
Oh the scavenger's
Daughter
It's a hoop of
Iron with a hinge in the middle
The victim was forced to crouch on one half
Of the hoop where the other half was
Pivoted and placed over the back
The torturer would use a screw
To tighten the hinge causing the victim
Further and further involuntary
Crouch. Eventually his ribs
And breast bone would crack
And the spine would be dislocated
Fucking hell. Okay that was actually
Sometimes the compression was so great
The blood would gush from the fingertips in the face
Shit. Wow.
Then you get the iron horse too
Which is essentially just the V they split you over
Shit. Some of them
They have you sit on it. Oh the breast ripper
The breast ripper? Oh the breast ripper
That one is fucked up yeah
Metal claw appears through the flesh of the breast
This is actually super impressive
The victim was tied to a wall
And the claw was pulled away forcibly
Shredding the breast pieces
Damn
It was used on unmarried mothers
I don't know how the fuck he does that
That's pretty nuts
It was used on women convicted
Of adultery
They got their tits ripped?
God that's brutal
And uh
What were you going to say?
I was going to say you ever heard of gibbiting?
What they did with the fucking pirates
They would make a cage
That was the same size as your body
Oh yeah
And they'd hang you up like 50 feet
In the air
And they actually sometimes had ones that would spin you around
Like on a post
Like it would go like this like a fucking fan
I used to learn about these medieval
Execution methods and just be
So like
Horrified? Yeah
That was me with gibbiting cause there's a picture of it
And then it was like yeah
Cause essentially what they do is they put you in there and they forget about you
Those are the creepiest ones to me
Cause that's psychological
You're hanging there for 4 or 5 days and you just know
Like no we're not going to kill you in a brutal way
Well I mean they are but we're not going to like
Traumatically kill you
We're just going to like
Crucifixion is another brutal fucking torture thing too
It is
Crucifixion's not that bad
You fucking kidding me?
I'm just saying I'd rather be crucified
Than be on a podcast I'll probably survive like 3 days
You might want to crucifixion
I think I'd choose crucifixion
I don't fucking know
At the end of the day you die so it doesn't really matter
You know the
Vietnam fucking traps
That were like the torture traps I feel like were fucking brutal
Like the punchy steaks
Covered in fucking shit
And you had like the fucking snake pits
And like the fucking
The one where they cover you in honey
And then put you in like a bog where you'd get eaten by
Fucking flies
And maggots and shit
Dude I just can't believe that
Fucking tunnel rats were like a thing
You had to have been
You had to be fucking nuts
Well a lot of these people didn't have choices
That was just their role because they were tiny
Like if Dan was in there
Oh he'd be a tunnel rat
But Dan would be a fucking psycho killer
Tunnel rat
He'd be like AHHHH
Nobody's beating Dan in one on one combat
Like he's in his fucking element
In that tunnel bro
He'd be fucking undefeated
In the tunnel
Do you know what the tunnel rats were in Vietnam?
No
So Vietnam had like these
Yeah they had like these complicated network of tunnels
So you'd just fucking literally
Throw a guy in and be like here's an M1911
And a flashlight have fun
Break a leg buddy
And they're also like their fucking fatality rates
Among the fucking tunnel rats
Insane
Ridiculously high
Because think of what you're asking them to do
And in a lot of instances they would know
Certain parts, they would know an American was in their tunnel
And they'd wait until you got in the right spot
And then stab you
No they'd either stab you or they would just fuck
Because they have hiding spots carved into them
For when the tunnel rats come in
But additionally if you went too deep and they knew that you were there
They would just flood it
And you'd fucking drown to death
So later in the war the Americans were like fuck this
I'm gonna go through the tunnels
Because they figured out that if you put the flamethrower in there
The flame would go through the entire tunnel
So they'd just fucking
They'd flame it for like 15 seconds
Their entire tunnel system would be on fire
I actually read a story
That was pretty fucking crazy
Because later
Not later in the war, we did this pretty fucking early on to be honest
But we flooded their tunnels too
But they had plans to get out of these tunnels
But they also had like these safe banks
That were like within them
Like they would make areas that would be
An air pocket that you'd be able to hang out in
But like you'd have like 50 feet of tunnels above you
There's like this crazy story
Of these fucking guys that make it through
The system of like 50 tunnels
It's completely underwater to make it out
Because they know it like the back of their hand
But you'd still be like alright I need to swim
Pitch black mud water
For 15 feet
Hope the tunnel doesn't flood or collapse while I'm in it
Make it to this air pocket
And then do it five more times
That sounds so mentally horrific to me
Like the mental strength
That would fucking take to do
Yeah
There was a fucking guy
Who read in a diving accident
Who made it to that air pocket
And his flashlight died
And he decided to stay up there
Because he's like
I have the air to get out
But like I'm not going to see where I'm going
I don't know this cave I'm in
Like I'm just going to stay here
Is it talking about how fucking insane spelunking is?
It really is
Like why would you do that?
Oh yeah there's that guy
John Jones that got stuck in that
Cave like head first
Upside down
But like why?
Why in any fucking world would you be like
Yo this is a super tight space
Yeah I'm going to crawl through it
Yeah dude even caves that are on like surface level
Like at Thatcher Park there's that one that you can kind of walk into
That even gives me like the heebie jeebies
I can't be like more than 10 feet into a cave
And be like
The weight of everything around me
And there's dark cold damp
There's spiders everywhere
Like snakes
Like it's just fucking like the worst environment to be
What about House Caverns? You ever been there?
I have been
House Caverns I never had like an issue with
No because it's like completely lit up
Like it looks like humanity has touched it
But like there's people that go into these fucking dark caves
And like literally like
It's like shit that you have to like put your arms like this
Like all the way up
And like slightly
And you have to like exhale all the fucking
Air in your lungs and then like
Crawl with your fingers and she's like
Why would you want to do that?
Like no one's forcing you to do this
You don't want to do it that's why
I'm claustrophobic
Also all of us
All of us are too big to
Do actual like yeah like spelunking
Like we're too tall and too
Like built
But people would say why would you want to go to the Conjuring House
And like ghost hunt
That's not being under fucking ground
And like crawling
You're fucking hunting demons
I'd rather do that than fucking crawl through a fucking
Tunnel
Because these fucking like imagine
Like at least in like
If you are
Like inland and you get like trapped under like
A boulder or something
At least the ground has a little bit of give
At least there's like a chance that something's gonna give
When you are in like rock
And you're crawling through rock there is no
Give in rock at all
My favorite YouTube channel is this guy who fucking
He has this ghost town
And it's like an old mining town
That's like in California
And it's in the middle of fucking nowhere
But it has this mine that reaches
Like 700 feet down but like
For the first year he was here he would explore the mines
Like he's an avid cave guy and he's like
We're never gonna make it to the 700 level
The lift blew out from there there's no way to connect it
And then while he goes down there like
He finds a map of the tunnels
And he's like I think we can make it to the 700 level
I don't want to go to the 700 level
I know and it's so weird though but like he's walking through
And they're finding these dynamite that are like
Extremely volatile because if you leave dynamite alone for too long
It'll blow up
Well it doesn't blow up it just makes it so like
The dynamite kind of gets outside of the casing
Thank you
And it's just extremely volatile like if you threw that stick of dynamite
Or like were holding a box and dropped it
It would blow up
And he like constantly finds out he's like
Oh that's the old dynamite room better hope
We don't throw anything in there
Hope I don't knock a pebble in there by accident
And fucking blow this place to holy hell
And then like he's crawling through all like
He finds these passages that are like completely blown out
And just finds like these tiny little holes to dig into them
Descends another 200 feet by rope
And he's like we're at the 700 level
Oh I just found a pair of jeans
These are so cool
And it's like I need to go up 700 feet
They use the original lift from like the 1800s in there
Like why are we using that?
There's gotta be a better way
I'd honestly prefer a fucking rope just to go down
Than a fucking 1930s
1930s what the fuck am I saying?
It's old
1800s
Bro aren't you scared of getting possessed by demons?
Not really
So basically what I've read in the bible
And things of that nature
If you have true faith in God a demon can't touch you
Well I'm an atheist
Well you guys are fucked
God will protect me
Nah I don't think those demons got shit
I don't think those demons got shit
Does it stipulate in there about God's existence?
I mean I could give you guys a blessing
Even if you guys don't believe in it
I could kinda give you a little blessing before we went in
I think I left my holy water at home I'm sorry
No like if we go to the conjuring house I could do that
Okay I'll allow you one blessing
One blessing
You may bless me once
You're baptized
You're saved do you feel it now?
The holy ghost
I feel him in my body
I wanna go to some place that's like really haunted
I wanna go to Weavers Asylum in Alabama
Cause I never actually believed
I never really believed in ghosts
Until I started watching Ghosts of Entires and we went ghost hunting and stuff
So like do you actually believe in ghosts?
I think it's very proud
I don't think you can fake some of the evidence that they get
Like the intelligent responses that they get
Dude Ali Mack and me found something out in those woods
We did
And I don't
I was like really teetering on maybe it doesn't exist maybe it does
Until like I experienced something like that
Like that thing in the woods definitely changed my like thing being like from like being like
I'll do it like inquisitively to being like this shit's fucking real
It was fun though I liked it
But like it definitely like solidified like me being like this shit's fucking real
Like there was something in those woods with us
It is definitely the closest I felt
I don't know it's tough
Ali Mack are you down to come to the Conjuring House with us?
Oh I am absolutely
We got three people we got four people it will be cheaper
Dan's a pussy
Dan's like I don't want to go
Dan dude that doesn't seem like a real fun time
Oh the place I wanted to go to
Dan's punishment on the next Jeopardy he loses is he has to come to the Conjuring House
Yes yes it is
So the one I want to go ghost hunting at is
So you have Ellis Island right?
Yeah
Then you have this island next to Ellis Island
Oh dude I've seen that
Yeah that's a hospital but it was more of like a
What's that?
Roosevelt Island?
No
Didn't Ghosts and Ventures go there?
I don't think it's called I mean I don't see it being called Roosevelt Island anywhere
But it's a hospital complex or like an island over
I know that's the one by the one in LA
There's one that's actually
No this is the one in Ellis Island it's right next to Ellis Island
There's actually an asylum that you can pay to stay the night in
In East Bethany New York which is closer than the Conjuring House
It's fucking Ghosts and Ventures went there it's called Rolling Hills Asylum
Yeah this one
We'll fucking go there too
This one with Ellis Island it was meant for people that were sick that came off the boat
But then it kind of just turned into like a sanitarium with like really really shitty care
And then we shut it down and then it sat abandoned for 60 years
And it just opened up for tours
Is it in the New Jersey side or is it in the New York side?
Jersey but it's I know
But now it's open for tours since 2014 but it was abandoned for 60 years and apparently it's ridiculously haunted
It's open for tours
So you know like the Saratoga County fucking Saratoga County Tuberculosis Clinic the one that we have
Yeah
They have that but it's in fucking what county is that?
East Bethany
Shit
And we can go to there and investigate it
And like you get like free reign of it if you pay like for it and we could do that too that'd be kind of cool
How much is that?
I think for a night let me see
Which one is the Asylum?
Yeah the Asylum
Where's East Bethany?
East Bethany New York?
East Bethany New York
Hey what's up dude?
It's out west
Oh my buffalo
Yeah what's good dude?
We got Dan, the Vitamin Man up in this podcast
That's a must dude I'll just be chilling
Dude the fucking the Rolling Hills Asylum fucking like um like page looks like a fucking like strip clubs website
Just scroll through it like it looks like a strip club website
I don't know I don't have anything to compare it to
I've never seen a strip club website
Okay Dan
Like it's just some 19 moves ad
That is how I would imagine one might look like that
Very poor, hasn't been touched since 2002
Look at Nightmoves website it looks almost exactly like this
Yeah I've seen it
I was on it earlier today
This medieval torture thing, the number one medieval torture device was the Pear of Anguish
The Pear of Anguish?
The Pear of Anguish
This was a pear shaped device with the body of a pear made up of four metal leaves joined by a hinge at the top and a key or crank on one end
The pear was inserted into the vagina, anus or throat depending on the nature of the crime committed
The oral device was used for heretics while the anal and vaginal pairs were used on homosexuals and witches respectively
I don't know they're in the same category
Turning the key, turning the key open the leaves causing massive internal damage
The device was rarely fatal but other methods of torture would usually follow
Oh the fucking, the one I was thinking of too is there's the skull crusher
The one where they essentially put your head in a vice and then just slowly fucking crank the handle down on your skull
And like it just cracks while, your skull will audibly crack while they're interrogating you and you'll still be with it enough to like be like ahhhh
Oh nice
That's fucking horrible
I like the, I thought it was, it's called pressing or something where like you lay down and they keep putting heavier and heavier blocks
They didn't have the Salem witch trials so that was essentially stoning at that point which is different
I actually found out that one of my grandmothers was killed at the Salem witch trials
Well that's great
Damn
Yeah
Really?
So was she a witch?
Your grandmother? You mean a great?
Whatever great
Elizabeth something
But yeah she got you know murder alert at the fucking witch trials
Yeah they say that like that whole shit was going down because there was this mold on the grains
Ergot, have you heard of it?
I've heard of it, I can't, I wouldn't be able to tell you
Yeah they're fucking there just eating moldy grain
So we're like everyone's a witch
Just making everybody hallucinate
And it was just the mass hysteria after that
And they had like the women that were dancing naked in the woods like that was like one of the things that they're like they're dancing naked in the woods
Like they're just fucking brain fucked because of the fucking mold
Yeah
And it just also promoted this fucking mentality of if I don't accuse somebody else of being a witch I'm going to come under suspicion
And it was just a chain fucking reaction
It's not like anybody survives their trials which you fucking die
So Dan would like this so would Casey I watched a Sky King documentary today
Oh yeah yeah
Dude he was the fucking man
Yo I don't want to hurt nobody
I just want you to whisper sweet nothings into my ear
What does that even mean?
Look at awesome he's like
He's like how fast do you go and he's just like about minimum wage? Yeah
We'll chalk it up to that
Do you guys ever think about the logic behind what they did with the sandwich trials though where they just threw you into the water?
How do we go back to this?
We're talking about the Sky King we'll get back to the Sky King
Because that is amazing
No I'm sorry I don't mean to derail I'm just thinking about it
It's just like when they threw you into the thing you're like if you float you're a witch if you don't float you're a
Yeah and if you're a witch what happens when you come up they fucking kill you
It's not like
Think about like it's hard enough to get all of us together right everybody here
Imagine how many people they had to get to agree on that to be like this is a valid test
We're just gonna say
Yo so hear me out
Like yeah yeah
Alright guys
Alright and on that note you're a witch
How many people agree to like blood tests like people don't always know what blood tests are but they always agree to it
Because like people doctors tell them you know what I'm saying
Like if scientists tell you
So you think that they believe that there is somebody that was like
If the leaders tell you that something is true
Listen if I'm sick and they're like hey we're gonna do a blood test I'm like sure because I'm sick they're probably gonna be testing
My levels of shit
But how do you know blood tests are actually real
Because they look at your fucking levels
I've actually worked in a lab
I haven't worked in a lab but I've gotten the lab results
Exactly
Maybe it was like the whole COVID thing
How they like they forced like everybody to get the vaccine
Right under duress
Like you're not gonna like you know what I mean
Like it was kind of like
When I was working at our old job they forced like us to get like the test
Or like the vaccine in order to like not fucking like have to wear a mask constantly and like all this shit
They actually I think they fired somebody because they straight up refused to take the stick
I really wish I didn't get it
Same
I wish I didn't because there's like
There's some reports that there's like lasting effects
I don't feel any
And I feel better
Ever since I got it I've had high blood pressure
Really? Yeah
I've heard that dude that like people I mean I did have a reaction to it
And basically
I had no reaction to it but since then my blood pressure has been up like 20 points
Wow
Yeah I mean
I didn't change my diet I didn't change anything but since I've got the vaccine it's been up 20 points
I don't think it changed anything
I've been hearing color since I got covid
No I got
I had a whole my whole right side turned red
Just my right side
Really? Yeah and I went to the
What the fuck vaccine did you guys get?
Yeah no
You guys were Johnson and Johnson first go
I had an immune skin reaction
Down to like my head
I had a fucking massive internal hemorrhoid
Actually I can see which one I still have my covid card
What one did you have?
I had my organs just switch sides
When I got the vaccine guys
I had the Moderna one
I instantly went jaundice when I got the vaccine
I've been on dialysis ever since I got the vaccine guys
I fucking shrunk three inches
My dick grew three inches
The vaccine gave me autism
So Dan
Did you hear that
That Trump wants to ban electric cars?
If he gets electric press
It's not gonna happen
Do you still want to vote for him?
Dude I'm on the
I'm sitting on the fence and I'm watching these fucking assholes from both sides
Look like idiots
I'm not gonna be involved in this
If you don't vote you don't have the right to fucking complain
No I'm gonna complain
Trust me I'm gonna complain
You're still a citizen yeah
But I can't dude I can't get on board with this whole group think
On both sides
Cause it's
Like I said last time I'm both sides
On both ends of the spectrum
You have the dumbest of the dumb people
The fucking
The one in ten on both sides dude
And I don't want to be associated with either one of them
I'm like
I can see logic on both sides
And as soon as you get into the them versus us mentality
You don't get anything done
And I don't want to be involved in that bullshit
I don't want to be involved in the downfall of this country
I want to say I was one of the people that was standing back watching
And I kind of want to enjoy the mayhem
Without having any blood on my hands
I thought you wanted your electric cars though
Yeah he's not gonna ban them
He wants to
I mean he's gonna be president but he's not gonna ban them
How the fuck is he gonna get that through
Can we talk about sky king
Sky king fucking
We will we will talk about that
He wants to dissolve Tesla
He didn't say that did he
No dude
But that's what I'm talking about
Wrong
Republicans are so short sighted
On
On environmental issues
Global warming doesn't exist
I'm like okay every
I don't know if it does or doesn't
I really don't it could be all made up
It could be fear mongering
It's like democrats saying that
The border crisis
Isn't real
It's not bad to have undocumented
Criminals from Mexico
Just coming in and raping everybody
And Joe
You see like this week Joe Biden
You know the federal troops they're having
This thing in Mexico and the Texas
Border where like the
The Texas state
National guard
Has gone in and took control of the area
They won't let the federal troops
In the area
Declared martial law
Wait wait wait wait wait say that again
Wait huh
The Texas governor declared like
Martial law or something because of the border
Crisis
Martial law is the federal government
Right
He's the governor of the
State so he's saying
He's saying the federal government
Isn't doing their jobs and cleaning up the border
For crisis
They're absolutely failing to do their duties
So like he got all the national guard members from
Texas and like the Texas state troopers
Go to the border
And they like built like a wall
And kept out the federal agents
And they won't let them back in
Dude you know what bro
The federal government was never supposed to have
The control it has today
It was never supposed to be as centralized as it is
It's literally supposed to be like
You go to the federal government
And there's some fucking dusty
Old guy covered in cobwebs
That comes to answer like you ring the bell
Well there is it's called Biden
Yeah but I mean it's supposed to be like basically
Non-existent and he was like get the fuck
Out of there and they were like no
We're not going to do that. Who said get the fuck
Out of there? Biden. Well dude
Like honestly the federal
Government is failing to do their job
They're absolutely they're not even failing
To do their job they're actively working
Against the states
So I mean dude
We're 33 trillion dollars in debt
We're 10 trillion dollars in debt in the year 2000
There's actually like end in sight
We could actually take that out if we wanted to
Now we're so far in debt
That we'll never get out of it
Ever. It's impossible at this point
And we're just shuttling people in
We can't take care of the people we got
Okay we've got enough crisis
Going on we can't take on more
People. Dude let them come in
Do an accelerated program where they can
Come in legally okay if
They want to. That's fine. Don't
Start shuttling them to hotels
In New York City though. Or airports. We were talking
About that. Like dude
You got the fucking one in
Rotterdam
The Super 8 Motel there
That's the same thing
They kicked out all of the people who like
Not homeless but they there were residents
There. They evicted all
Of them and then they the next
Day like a bus came in with all
These people that don't speak English
There's been tuberculosis outbreaks inside
Of the building because of
None of them are fucking vaccinated for
Any of this shit. Is just the one on the
Roundabout there. Yep right there. Jesus. Right there
I. No I shouldn't say that. That's a creepy ass
Motel. It is. I went
I went there with an ex girlfriend
Once she came to visit from Pennsylvania
And I was like dude
This place is freaking me out we gotta leave
We gotta leave. Yeah
Yeah that place is. I got I'll tell you
More about it on break. There's things
I don't want to say on the pod. Right. That's
Fucked up dude. There's videos of
Logan Airport this week where they just had like
The immigrants
Illegal immigrants lining fucking
Terminals. What state is that?
Boston. Yeah
Dude what a bang up job like
There's some things that people
Like to blame. People always want
Somebody to blame. Right. And there's
Things that people like to blame on
On Biden. Right. And
The Democrats and this administration
Right. But it's not really their
Fault. It would have happened to anybody that was in
The position at the time. But
This. This is completely
Their fault. This is absolutely
Fucked beyond belief. Yeah
It's like dude look
Honestly it's gotta get to a
Point where people just stop listening
To the government once they can't get the budget under
Control. It's like if you can't
If you can't balance the
Books I don't trust you to do
Anything. Like really. And they
Don't even try though. They're just
Okay with sinking further in debt.
Right. They're okay with that. It's not even
Like they fucking consider that that's a bad
Thing that we're going further in debt. I just say
Fucking tell China to kick rocks
I'm not. We're not paying it. Fucking
Pound fall. I mean do we owe it to
China? Who do we owe it to? We owe it to China.
Fucking. I don't even know what a trade deficit is.
It's owing it to China. You know I
Remember I only know what a GDP is because Jeff
Always used to talk about GDPs. That's where
I learned about it. But other than that
Our national debt is to China and I'll
Just tell China. I'll just tell China
I'd just be like kick rocks. Fuck you.
Well that's the thing though is that China
That's how war starts. It's not. Well yeah but
China also knows that we're not going to pay this
Back. You know it's like but they're in debt to us as well.
So here's my thing if everybody's in debt. Yeah we're
The major. We are the biggest export for them.
Right. So if everybody's in debt to each other.
Like China's in worse shape than we are
As far as debt. I didn't even know that was reflected.
So here's the thing alright.
Somebody's gotta like be getting all this money.
Right. Right. So that's the thing okay.
So here's how it's supposed to work right.
So they're supposed to be like say.
I know if I'd want to put a captain's.
Say instead of money we use sticks.
Right. And there's only
There's only ten sticks out there.
Right. And you can come and you can
Trade a stick for say an apple.
You know that that stick is good for one apple.
Right. Yeah.
So you're supposed to
You're supposed to be able to come and trade it for an apple.
And everybody it's
It's there's not too many out there.
Right. But basically
What's this is hard to explain.
There's more sticks than apples. There's like
There's supposed to be ten sticks out there and ten apples.
Right. There's a hundred sticks.
Right. It's like
That's kind of a bad analogy but
There's only ten apples. Yeah.
But basically what I'm saying is like if everybody's in debt
Where's the
In debt to who. Where's the money going.
Why don't we just everybody just cancel.
But like you gotta think about like
If somebody was just like a dude that never paid
Debt back. Why would you keep lending to them though.
Because they're dependent on us
For that export and we are giving them
Some semblance of currency.
We're giving them the business.
The business. I mean
We're just creating more money.
The thing is is like banks have to create
Debt. Like they have
To. That's how they make money.
That was like the biggest thing like
The only reason I was able to get this
Apartment was because it wasn't owned by like a company.
It was owned by like a landlord.
He's like I don't care about like credit and stuff.
I just want to make sure you weren't like bankrupt or
Didn't do anything like that. Every single apartment
That I went to because I don't have a credit card
There's like that was like owned by a company.
There's like yeah no you don't have
Any credit because you don't have a credit card. I'm like
I don't want to have a credit card. You never had a loan.
Good for you. No. Good for you. I paid it.
I never had a credit card but my credit's high because
Of school and cards. No I paid
I've paid everything off in full that I've gotten.
So I had like I had zero credit.
Good for you. I could have bought my
Deep out right but my dad was like don't
Get a payment plan because it's going to
Establish credit and I was like yeah whatever
Dad and I did it now and I'm like
Okay that was a pretty good fucking idea.
The thing is like
I'm financing a couch that I bought
Just so I can get credit and shit.
I'm financing a couch and I also got
A fucking really cool table that I think you're going to
Fucking think is really cool when you see it.
I got a picture of it. It's a fucking
Table. It's a clock.
Oh shit. It's fucking really cool.
I'm going to get a credit card
Just because you get
So many benefits with them. Oh shit.
That's fucking dope dude. It's an actual working clock
To like the gears. Wow. Like spinning it.
Where'd you get that? Old brick.
Oh shit. It's cool yeah. Damn.
That's awesome. Yeah it cost
More than the house. It was only
Five hundred. That's not bad at all.
Yeah I thought it was going to be like two grand or something
And I saw five hundred and I'm like alright I'm getting this.
I need that. What time is it?
Yeah like I'll just be sitting on the couch and be like
Yeah.
It only takes a D battery too.
Oh really? Yeah.
Well I mean yeah it's like the same mechanism just a little bigger.
Yeah. Cause most of them
Take double A's like a regular sized clock.
Yeah.
Yeah. I thought it
Had to be plugged in or something though. You know?
Yeah. No you probably only have to change it
Once every couple years too.
But yeah with credit
Cards dude. I was listening
I've been listening to like speeches by Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett's kind of a
Dick though. No he's not. Yeah he is.
Bro how is, okay give me an example
Of how he's a dick.
Dude he lives in the same house he bought
Forty years ago and he drives
A ten year old car. What kind of
Car is it? Well. Toyota
Prius. I think it's a Toyota
Corolla. Oh that's even better.
That's like the go to beater car.
He doesn't give a fuck and like
He's not greedy either. But he's like hoarding the money.
He's literally fucking owns slaves. He's not. He owns an
Investment company. Yeah but he's hoarding it.
He's not hoarding it. He doesn't.
Warren Buffett owned slaves.
Dude he's not greedy at all. And he
Says that like one of the secrets
To his success is that
He like wasn't, he wasn't
Greedy. He didn't say it like that but he's like
A lot of times people get itchy
To like get rich quick.
And he goes that'll fuck you up.
Like he didn't say it like that but he's like
That's what takes most people out.
Is because they want to get rich like today.
And he's like I always just
You gotta do ETFs. Shit like that.
You're drinking like one of his biggest investments right there.
Coca Cola. He's like
It's, I don't look at the price of the stock.
I look at the value of the company.
And he goes like there's always
Going to be value in Coca Cola. But
Anyway what I was getting at is like one of his things
To people. Like somebody said
How do you manage your finances? He said
Don't have credit cards. Just
Don't. He goes the math doesn't work out.
I just fucking hate the idea.
It does if you only use it for like a couple hundred a month though.
Right. Which is like what
I intend to do with it. I'm never going to do
Like a big purchase with it. I think
You buy your groceries and you buy like your gas
With a credit card and you believe in it that.
So the wisdom
Giant that we used to work with
Fucking tall man.
The tallest of tall. Oh right yes.
He gave me
Advice where he's like when he came back
From the army he said that he had
Like bills that he didn't pay when he
Left to go overseas
Because he just forgot that he had these bills to pay.
So when he came back his credit was
Nothing. Oh shit. Because they
Fucking. And he's just like fuck.
So then his one of his
Like guys in the military told him
This and he told me this and I'm like that's actually
A really smart idea. He goes get a
Credit card. Use it
Like a debit card. Like one that you could pay off
Online and then immediately pay
It with your debit card. Yeah.
And he's just like he goes and he just goes
That'll build your credit like super fast because you're
Using it for every single purchase you do
But then you're immediately paying it off.
Yeah that's what I'm saying I'm
Gonna do. Like you just do it for gas
Groceries you don't need it for anything else.
In order to get a loan you have
To go into debt to show that you can go
That you have to go
Into debt to show that you can pay.
You don't have to. I mean
Dude like if you follow certain like
Financial advisors advice
Out there they
Do something called manual underwriting
Where you can just say I make this much
Income and I'm good for the money. You don't
Need they're like there's some
Like some financial advisors that say you don't
Need a credit score at all. Really? Yeah
And they actually advise like
The biggest thing I was worried about is that I wouldn't be able to get like a
House loan. No you do
Manual underwriting on a mortgage.
Yep there's companies that'll do it.
Yeah. Yep.
Because like
I'm just moving into the new
Place obviously you guys
Know. But like
I'm gonna be saving up for a house for my next
Thing because I'm like I'm gonna go from this to a house
Like that's my goal because
I'm like like I'm gonna save
Up constantly and just be like
Alright time to move on to the actual
House. Like get enough for a down payment on a house
And then just go to a house instead.
For sure.
But like I'm like fuck
But like paying rent and paying like utilities
And shit will also boost my credit score too.
So
It's just I just hate the idea of credit
I don't like it.
It's an invisible number that we don't
Know unless we ask a company
To give us a thing and then some
Companies if you ask them for your credit score
They'll lower your credit score which is fucking insane.
You could get a credit score on credit card. You're dead wrong.
Right. Yeah if you do a hard
Inquiry they'll
Knock your credit score. Which is insane to me.
Right. I don't give a fuck.
You're like fucking blow me. What you want to lower it?
I had to pull my credit score to get
The fucking job I have now.
That was part of the hiring
Process. That's why I'm like
We'll talk about this later.
So fucking stupid. Dude we talked
About it on the last one.
We did. Yeah we went very in depth with that.
Yeah. Jesus Christ.
I forgot about that. Yeah they fucking
Made me pull. I was like how do I do
It? My dad was like trying to find a website
Where it doesn't knock my credit which
Doesn't really exist for the purposes
I was doing it for. Oh my god.
That's fucking hoarse. Like okay
We'll get. We'll talk about that off the podcast
Cause I got things to say about that.
Yeah. I would tell them they're absolutely not
Getting my credit score. Yeah.
Even though it's an 800 they can go fucking
I know. Kick rocks.
You actually got an 800? Pound salt.
Let me check it right now actually.
We gotta get a sound blade
Dancing kick rocks. Kick rocks.
Alright let's see. What is the credit karma?
Yeah.
Wrong.
Sky King. That's a good feeling.
Wrong. So what about Sky King?
Dude Sky King was a fucking man.
Like I watched like a whole like documentary
On it. It was fucking nuts.
I think I need to take a piss.
Go take a piss. Yeah I'm gonna go do that.
So don't get too in depth with Sky King cause I do
Want to hear about it. We'll dick around while
You're not here.
Fucking. The worst life
Ever invented!
My life is
Awful! My life is
Shit now!
My life is terrible!
Alright I'm 808
On Trans Union. And 807
On Equifax. 808?
I thought 800 was
Fucking perfect.
No no it goes up to 850. Oh it goes up to 850?
850 and then
808 on. That's not bad. I don't give a fuck.
That doesn't mean
A god damn thing to me you know why?
Cause if I went to sign up for a mortgage
And somebody who's got a 650 credit score
Is next to me. Like going for the same
Mortgage. Do you know how much it changes the
Interest rate right now? Not much.
Zero.
Zip. So what the fuck is the point?
Dude that, this whole
This whole interest rate thing with the mortgages
Goes to show that credit score
Means absolutely jack shit.
So I don't give a fuck about my credit score.
I mean I pay my bills
But I don't give a fuck. I just don't like
Imaginary numbers that we can't control.
Like that's horseshit.
I bought my house when the
Mortgage rates were
Low. It was like
2%.
So now it's higher.
What's it like? 6% now or something?
Yeah it's like 6%.
6 or 7. I thought it was 8.
It's fucking high dude.
It's fucking high.
And like we're talking about like
Hundreds of thousands of dollars for a house.
Like this isn't like 8%
Of like $5.
This is like 8% of $100,000.
Well dude if you do the math
On it right?
It basically, if you take out
A 30 year mortgage
You pay back double
What you pay for the house
Just in interest.
That's why banks love houses dude.
They love them. Really the way you can
Fuck the bank is by getting a 15 year mortgage.
Because you're
Fucking them out of all that money they would make
Over 30 years. Cause most people would rather
Have the smaller payment. Right?
But if you actually do the math on it
Because the interest isn't just on that
Say the house is $200,000
And it's 6%
Interest. That
Sounds like it would be like oh I'm going to pay
12 grand on top of the 200,000
Right? Or something like that. 6% of
200 grand?
Is that 12 grand?
No it would be 12 grand yeah.
So it doesn't work like that dude.
It's like 6%
Of like the monthly
I don't know how the fuck it works.
You end up paying double
For what you pay for the house. So a $200,000 house
Is actually costing you
It's almost 400 grand with interest.
So that's why you want to have like
A 10 or 15 year mortgage.
If you can. But most people can't afford
I can afford that. You could definitely afford that.
I could not afford that. Yes you could.
You could definitely afford a 15
A 15 year. No because I got so much
In student loans. I'm paying
Over a thousand dollars a month.
Really? For student loans.
That's fucking nuts.
Jesus yeah. With that. That's like
I'm paying $250 for rent.
Wait. Like a hundred
A thousand. $1250.
I was going to say $250.
What the fuck. No I'm paying
$1250 for rent. The roof leaks a little bit.
There's no floors in some places.
I piss in a bucket.
That's
The going right dude. You want to know what the average
Rent is in the United States?
$1750 a month.
Really? That is average.
Dead average. So I got a two bedroom
And I'm paying $1250. Dude that's a good deal.
Yeah you're fucking lucky because
You'll see it on Sunday.
Yeah. But like
It's not bad. It's just
Laid out weird. Like you know?
And I think that's why it's like the price that it's at
Because it's not
It's a decent amount of space but the space is laid
Out in a really odd way.
So it's like
It's not like bad but it's just like
I have a lot of space but also
In the spaces like
The walls are laid out weird.
So like you're like okay I have like this amount of
Space here and this amount of space here but it's like really
Like
It was an addition on a house
On top of like
It was a one family house
Then it's a two family house that was made in the 50s.
That was like that. Oh shit.
So it's like it's weird because it has steps
Like this like
There's the kitchen then there's the living room
Then there's the bedroom.
Which is like a really like I've never seen anything
Like it before but like
I'm like fuck it I'm 25 years
Old and it's $1250 a month.
Yeah.
The split between you and your girl that's like free.
Yeah.
I'm like I'm going to be paying almost more
In utilities and shit than
Than my actual rent.
What kind of heat is it?
It's gas. Like I got a fireplace.
Oh shit that's fucking awesome.
Yeah like when I saw the fireplace
I was like that's fucking. Yeah dude.
That just makes it man.
It makes it so much nicer.
Having a nice little open flame.
Because then it's like it's not like you're
Just paying for heat. Yeah.
Just paying for ambiance. Yeah.
That's a big deal dude. I think it does something to you
Psychologically to have that flame there.
You know. Romantics.
Well no no it's like something
Primal man. Because when your brain
Sees like fire. Real fire.
You know you're safe.
I do first thing
One of the reasons I wake up in the morning
Is not just for coffee.
But to go down and sit in front of the fireplace.
I just like I'm just drawn
To it. It's the first thing I do. I go down
To my pallet stove and I just lean on it.
And just absorb the heat. Yeah. Stare at the fire.
Yeah because my bedroom. My bedroom's
Off the lid. Can one of the fans
Draw a picture of that?
I did that as a kid. We had a wood stove.
I'd wake up for school like 10 minutes early.
I never realized why I did this but that's pretty cool.
Because I would get up
And then I would bring like a smaller blanket
Down and I would just lay in front
Of the fireplace for like 20 minutes until I
Get up and like get ready for school and shit.
Dude it's there's I'm telling you there's something like
I'm not going to be formal about it. Something
My cat and my dog too. They just hang out by
And stare at the flame for hours.
And then just go to bed. Wake up.
Well dude I mean they would have that's how they would have found
Humans is like because they were coming to check out
The fire like what are these motherfuckers up to out
Here. What the hell are these fucking
Oversized fucking monkeys doing?
Oh shit is he just eating his
Smokey? Is he giving me fucking food
Right now? Right. They're like it smells good
Over here. The sun went down but there's a mini
Sun right in front of them. What the fuck is this?
How do they do it? Yeah.
Alright this guy can make his own sun.
I guess I can eat his food. Maybe I'll hang
Around this guy. Right.
These guys these motherfuckers know what's up.
Maybe I'll go hunting for this guy.
Maybe bring him a mouse next time.
And grill that over the fire. Give me a piece.
Right.
I just fucking
Love that. I saw this one meme
Where it's like here's my
Dog like 10,000 generations
Ago. He would have been like a feral wolf
Hound or something and now it's just like a pug
Like struggling to breathe
On a couch and it's like
Yeah their ancestors probably wouldn't
Be too proud of them.
Like wow you really just fucking
Slutted out for the humans huh? Oh yeah
Roll over. Pet my belly.
What the fuck is that shit?
Just to take care of ourselves.
But
They're cute. They are. They're cute.
But uh
Yeah. Sky King. Sky King.
Dan knows a lot
More about Sky King than I do probably.
Dude this fucking Sky King
What was his name? Russell?
Something. Yeah. Something Russell?
I don't know. He was some asshole that stole
He was an asshole. Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Asshole. He was a plane worker.
He was a baggage handler.
No he wasn't a baggage handler. He was like
The guys who like cart
The planes out. Like the plane tuggers.
Like the tugboat for plane guys. Right right.
Yeah, so he uh
he stole a q400 a bombardier q400 and
Alaska airline
Yeah, is that is that
Hold on a sec. I think it's bombardier. Yeah, you can
That's so weird cuz this popped up that because I've seen that before too and my fucking girlfriend scrolling through tiktok before I leave
And that comes up and she goes. Oh, yeah, I saw this yesterday
So yeah, I was like, oh no, it's down calling tonight. Yeah
Like whoa, you know that the fuck yeah bombardier dash 8q 400
They're notoriously hard planes to fly to dude. I mean, they're pretty common but um
Yeah, so he's he stole it he just it was like
So it was already running. So it was already on that's a hard part to do is start the plane
then you really have to know what you're doing to start it and
and he had been learning how to fly it and flight simulator because there's a
company that makes
What they call a training level aircraft?
so if you're learning how to fly this airplane you can literally all the controls work and
Yeah, so it's majestic software is the name of the company
It's like 80 bucks just for the plane for the download, but you can literally use it to learn how to fly it and
he had been playing with that and
the way he stole it like the the side like stairs were down
Yeah, and the engines were started and he just ran in and just like took off with it
Like it was already it was already like going ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, and
Somebody do is shifted into drive
He had to like back it up and like I think he did back it up actually it was turned on and then he backed it
Up with the thing you're talking about the tug and then
Yeah, he moves the plane on his own outside of the aircraft first house into it
Fuck fuck fuck it ran in
But like he actually like so what I heard is that like he got into it and then like when the planes were taken off
He just like went up to like the runway and was waiting for the other plane to take off like a fucking like
Intersection yes, like I know I can go and then he's takes off and like they're like, oh fuck. It's a hijack
We gotta call the military
Traffic is like hey, buddy. What I love the air. I love air traffic. They're like, are you supposed to be here?
I can't remember exactly what ATC says to him, but ATC is trying to figure it out
They're like he's like I thought I want to take for a ride, you know
Yeah, and I think he had a break on or something while he took off. Yeah, they're smoking
Yeah, because like yeah, the the fucking other pilots like this is a hijacking like this isn't like how normal pilots do it
So that's like the easiest thing is to take the fucking break off, right?
And he's just like they're like, you know, this is a hijacking. Yeah, that's it
It took him 10 minutes to scramble the jets for that. Did you know that? Oh really? It took him 10 minutes Wow
It's like Casey and ambulance eight just drive. Also my favorite part my favorite part
I'm sorry. It's what he did a fucking barrel roll in it and it like pulled it up the fucking like the Air Force pilots are like
Did you see that?
Like and like they just go barrel roll
They said it was called toy one they like that
They called it toy one like like when they're like toy one just did a barrel roll and then the one guy the one pilot goes
Confirm barrel roll. They said yes confirm barrel roll. Yeah, I got goes
Affirmative Wow
I think that that's the one that airframe is not rated for that
They're asking him to land it right? Yeah, they're like they're like, all right Ross
Why don't you go ahead and there's an Air Force base?
Tira
Missile, yeah, he's like no, I'm not going there. I'm just like I'm just like I'm gonna kick my ass or something like that
And uh, yeah that plane would never fly again ever. No, if that plane did a barrel roll, it would never pass it another
twisting steel
Yeah point. Yeah
but like like the pilots like like and like I love like I was watching like the documentary on it and they said
even like love like the like the people who are like
He's like this is like a travesty or like this like the people who are like agree with it
Like every single person goes that was like an impressive thing. It was fucking amazing
Yeah, like they said he was 10 feet off the ground like he's 10 feet off the water when he fucking pulled up
right the fucking and like the other like the other like pilots like 10 feet off the water and he goes affirm he just like
Wow
so
When I thought barrel roll what they were saying is that he went he went over like the no
He's like a full on like a roll like an aileron roll. Yeah, but he did like a full on like
He went all the way around
Around upside down and then back down like a fucking one of those ring roll
Yeah, this isn't like a fucking large plane. This is medium-sized plane. Yeah
Yeah, and like and then when he pulled it up, he was 10 feet off the ground
So when he's coming back down, he like missed the water by feet. Yeah, and then people have that on video
Yeah, yeah, like people I got to see a video of that. What the fuck so they're asking him to land it and
I think first I was gonna try and do a barrel roll and then see how that goes and then maybe
No
And so he did the barrel roll and then he he threw up on himself he's like
Yeah, I got a little sick of myself
Dude he's talking about a way to go dude talking about going out in a fucking ball of flames dude
And he sounds happy too. He doesn't sound like oh my days my life's gonna
Right over in a couple things like all right
And there's like having some fun and then I'll take off and then he's like why don't you land it?
He's like I'm not planning on landing it. I wasn't really planning on landing. Yeah
He's talking about he's like I want to go over to Mount Rainier. I want to see it
Looks nice doesn't it and like the one pilot like he was trying to tell him to land he's like
It's a beautiful country out there. He's like, yeah, look at that. The sun's kind of setting. Wow
Crazy dude, then he's talking about going to see the orcas. Yeah, he's like I want to see the orca
Yeah
Dude what a hero dude like you got to play the audio of that like it's fucking nuts
I kept it up. It was on for a while. Yeah, maybe there's a highlight real
Uh
But uh, we'll see what we can do and get you in contact with somebody
Um
This would be dead
Sorry, say that again, sorry, uh my mic came off I threw up a little bit
Uh, you know
I uh
hold
Shoot man. I'm sorry about this. I hope this doesn't ruin your day 22 cross railer
For your re-sequence feel bad for him
I'm just flying the plane around you seem comfortable with that. Oh, yeah
Okay, and uh, and you can see all the terrain around you uh, you've got no issue with visibility or anything
Yeah, no, everything's beautiful. Um, I think I got some gas to go check out uh, the olympics
Okay, rich, do you know uh, are you able to tell what altitude you're at? We want six left to contact tower for your landing clearance
Okay, I understand. We are cleared for the visual one six left now. We're gonna switch over to 19 nine for landing
My request is 64 884 you're looking for aero mexico boeing 737 around a former alfana to 1000
When you taxi out
600
A lot of people are gonna be disappointed
That's so sad though, yeah
I'm not taking it to any jets. I'm actually keeping you away from aircraft there to trying to land at ctac
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to screw with that. I'm glad uh glad you're not
uh
You know screwing up everyone else's day
On account of me all the traffic in front of you make sure they chain up around onto alpha
So four six roger we're just kind of freezing everybody at the moment so hopefully
We're moving around we will let us know yeah
Stops moving around i'm down to 2100. I started like 30 something
Let's talk about fuel pounds of fuel. She said you're at the 2 100 pounds of fuel left
They do about towns, I don't know what the burn burn is burn out is like on uh,
Uh on takeoff but uh, yeah it burned quite a bit faster than I expected
Uh, yes, there we have the fuel
4 3 7 connect car
There is the uh the runway just off your right side in about a mile. Do you see that? That's the uh
That's the uh, that's mccord field
Uh, oh man, those guys will rough me up if I uh try landing there. I think I I think I might mess something up there, too
I wouldn't want to do that. Uh, hopefully, oh, they probably got anti-aircraft
We're just trying to find a place for you to land safely
Yeah, not quite ready to bring it down just yet, but holy smokes I gotta
I gotta stop looking at the fuel because it's going down quick
Like
Okay, rich if you could could you start a left hand turn and uh, we'll take you down to the southeast, please
This is probably uh, like jail time for life, huh?
We're not gonna worry or think about that but really start a left hand turn
I probably would have got 10 minutes to horizon 26 27 seven american 4k5 still tired
And uh, he's gonna try and help you out here a little bit, okay
90
Returning a 070 float 190 knots last to 691 american 600 connect
600 south side of sea last
And I think you might have some questions rich. Uh, i've got a pilot on with us and uh, if you got any questions
You can ask him now
Hey, uh, well first off you're a little
A little breaking up a bit. Um, maybe i'm too far away with the distance on his frequency
That's 52 61 heavy. Uh roger might be a little bit further and get you into parking
Just continue down to bravo all the way down to the end
And you'll end up making a 180 onto alpha, but just all the way down to the end. I'll know
Okay, bravo all the way down to 52 61 left turn on delta, please
Okay, taxi on the 16 center five now, thanks
You are uh
400 apparently the uh grounds crewman
Uh, with uh with the rising I guess
and uh
Okay, great. Thank you right now. He's just flying around
and uh
He just needs some help controlling his aircraft
Very good
I would like to get some uh, make it
Make it pressurized or something so i'm not so lightheaded
What's your altitude cross one six nine across one six left contact ground comes to be
I'll have to 4 37 7 4 5 3 4 5
Yeah, I don't know anything. Uh, I don't know anything about the autopilot. I'm just kind of hand flying right now
God damn, you're going to hold behind. Uh, what a boss
Boss like he impressively maneuvered that shit up
Easily
Yeah, it's like he said you can do anything you want once he did what he wanted once
That is the definition of
sky king
Takes out for sky i'm gonna buy a sky king sticker for my computer now
And we're good
Yeah, if we ever became like, you know, like an actual famous podcast
I really want to i'd want to make like an untitled podcast hockey jersey
For sure. I'm one of the fans design it. We gotta work on some patches
Let's start giving them out to fans
Yeah, if we have any fans that are engineers design a uh hockey jersey for us
I'm ordering this love it. I'm broken guy got a few screws loose. I guess that's what he's quoted as describing
then he's like I didn't really
Realize it until now or something like yeah
Before you stole an airplane. It just seems like completely spontaneous like I wonder if he wasn't like
Like bipolar no, so they actually they had an intervention for him for something the family will still not talk about what it was for
two weeks prior to his his uh, his adventure we'll call it and then they uh,
They uh, they searched this locker afterwards
and um, he wrote a poem in his journal
Like he is just like it was it was a really sad like poem
Thing that he wrote it was basically like he was he was a broken guy before like this wasn't like a spontaneous thing like
But like the poem was about
Like seizing the moment when you have it type thing
so like he had like a couple bags of cheetos in his in his in his locker and like his like
A journal a couple bags of cheetos and like his like work shirts and shit
It dude now he's like forever immortalized. Yeah, you know the whole saying where you a man has two deaths
What first when he goes into the ground the second when people don't talk your name don't say your name anymore, right?
That thing's gonna be immortal with that. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
As long as airplanes are a thing he'll be teaching all about him in like aviation science classes
I love his quote here. He says minimum wage will chalk it up to that
Maybe that will grease the gears a little bit with the higher ups when given a motive for it
He just got all his co-workers a fucking raise before he goes out to they're probably gonna give him a raise for that
I know I would like to know horizon air. Sorry
Yeah
Says horizon air ceo gary beck stated that as far as the company knew russell did not have a pilot's license
He goes he goes no then he goes beck said the ceo beck said this at the ariel
Aerial maneuvers were incredible and he did not know how russell achieved the experience that he did
If you fucking crashed here
You went out crashing this guy's plane as the ceo and he just compliments the way you flew it before you killed yourself
That's crazy, man. I mean
Dude, it is if you think about I know what he fucking did insane to like it's
Disorienting in a video game to do what he did. Yeah
He's like, you know
For him to do that like you know his position and space and time and understand like how he has to do that maneuver
It's incredible. Yeah, it's like because it's got to be it's got to be every part of that
I guarantee you and microsoft flight simulator. You couldn't pull that move off if you tried it like a thousand times
Well, I think I think you could do it
But dude think about how different it is than actually sitting in the cockpit. How many g's did he pull?
I'd like to see what other pilots say I was gonna say and he wasn't
Pressurized because he said he was getting light-headed too. So like
Breathing yeah, he's breathing fucking no oxygen
At some point he was he was straight up vertical
Yeah, completely vertical and climbing all the way through and then probably stalled it upside down, you know
I stalled and fell backwards. Yeah, and then use that momentum
I don't know. I don't know. That's just so terrifying to think about dude that he even was able to
To do that. He just he knew he just we should try to do that Microsoft flight simulator afterwards. Yeah, we should
I
Definitely done like going upside down in a in a Boeing before right right in flight sim. I thought I thought you meant in real life
I
Just like I can't imagine just doing it having never flown a plane, you know, you're just like
And not get scared like as you're doing it and being like, oh shit, maybe I shouldn't do this
I mean he was trying to kill himself anyways, right?
So when you don't really care you can't relate to somebody that's in that mindset
Like I said, he's probably just like if I don't fucking do it, whatever but you know, right down a call tonight. Yeah
I mean, I wonder if he threw up from like knowing how fucked up what he was doing was
Dude because the thing that scares me most is like when you're like
You're doing something you're somewhere that you know, you shouldn't be
Right or you're like like say you're like in like really deep like dark water and you're like fuck
I should not be here. Yeah, or if you're like, you know 200 feet up in the air on a fucking radio tower
Yeah, and like I rains telling you should not be here. I do not belong here
I feel that way whenever I feel like trespassing somewhere actually, right?
Right, like also when I was on the cruise and I looked down on the ocean
I'm like I am not in a place where humans are supposed to be right, right?
Right sad to with him to be as you can see where his thought process does cuz when he's like, oh god
I gotta stop looking at that fuel gauge
It's running out way quicker than I thought it would because he knows that that fuel gauge is essentially his life
he knows he's gonna die at the end of that and you can tell that mentally he's trying to run from that and it's like
That's sad. He's
Like he knows it's inevitable like he's accepted his fate at that point and that's pretty fucking profound in and of itself
We're sky king rest in peace sky king for real
Imagine it was family must feel oh they hate it. Well, I'm gonna say they they have to but they are also like slightly proud of them
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's like you watch some of some of the interviews and stuff like have to be yeah
They put together like it they went and visited the spot where he crashed it, you know
It's not an island too. Yeah, like he tried to take it down in a place where there wasn't anybody else
Like I think that's the one like that's like the biggest thing like that. Like I'm like he didn't want to hurt anybody else
He just wanted he was he's like, I'm he's apologizing for fucking up ATC's day. He's like he's like he's like
I don't want to hurt anybody else. He's like he's like he's like he's like I'm gonna take myself out
But I want to have some fun before I take myself out
Right, it's good. I mean, but he's still I was like still so incredibly reckless
Oh, yeah, because he could have hit another plane
You know if you really wanted to not hurt anybody he would have put it down in the water
You know, but it because there were houses on that island and he knew that though, but you know still reckless right completely reckless
We're not condoning this. Do you think if he just kind of lowered it down slowly into the water?
He might have pot potentially been able to survive that
No, I'm just saying do you believe he had the skill to do that?
I think he could pull off that barrel roll. I think he could pull off a landing
I mean that might I mean there had to have been a lot of luck involved in that too
I mean if he's just done video game simulations a couple times like you can't say that
I don't know if Dan got in a plane. I think he could land it. I think I could there's plenty of people
There's plenty like Dan's better
There's plenty of people that have never flown planes that have landed them in emergencies. Yeah
Yeah, there's people that have just been talked through it by ATC and they're like, oh great job. So I think I think he definitely could have landed it
You know, I think you know, I think if he actually landed it
He would have got called going to jail and then he would have been a military pilot. No, no, definitely not
absolutely
Wouldn't be allowed within five miles of an airport
And you'd have to be on like one of those Hannibal Lecter fucking carts with a mask on
Just to go within five miles of a fucking airport
Just actually whenever he needs to take a flight anywhere. They just throw him in the cargo hold
right
Alright who wants one of these stickers? I'm gonna order some
Alright, I'm gonna order so we want four and let's order one for a lucky viewer
If they answer a trivia question, right if not, it's going to go send it to untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com
You've got a nose down and call it a night sticker coming your way. That's the trivia question
They're gonna be able to look it up though
Yeah, but it would be the first one the first person to he's gonna respond
Well, the first person to answer the question gets a free sticker
Yeah, we can't get him to send him a fucking email
Week after week if all it takes is a sticker to get feedback from them. I'm gonna be pissed
Let's see you get this sticker and Ali Mac fights you that's what happens
I'm just gonna I won't fight you. I hope you we're just glad to have interaction express shipping $13 for shipping
Are you fucking me? Oh, no, it's three bucks
Sticker we'll take a break and we'll think of a trivia question. Yeah, we can think of one right now really what's the question?
Yeah
All right. So it has to do with the discussion, right?
That we that we just had yeah, all right. What is the call sign of the airport that sky king took off from? Oh
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I am yeah back to jeopardy
I need to back I am the duo
Dan make sure your buzzer works. So you can't say it doesn't work wait
I
Am Tyler that I'm gonna use that some sort of excuse
That I can say I did press it no, no, no, it has like show up on the thing
They are the most retarded show Dan. Are we gonna use our point? Yeah, I slurred jar 12 times
I think I think we should sacrifice those points to the gods and let him go
You got four time winter
I'll save them for a future episode. You can put my points in the bank for the time being and your one-time winner
The uno baby you guys gonna use those you guys regret you're not using those points last week
I bet yes why we bank them. We're letting them accrue interest. So when we you can't get interest on
We can get interest on the points right there
I want this to be a competitive game. We invested those points
Be 3000 next week they pay dividends
None of you are gonna use your points. We're saving them. Are you one of you could use four thousand points?
now
Now I would just take 4000 I tried to make this deal last week where we can how many points are there?
What do you mean? It's two thousand for you and me two thousand each. Yeah
Well, I see I was making the argument last week that we get half as many if we use them at the end
No, sure, but you're still like no
No, okay
No, I agree with that I agree with that okay
Today on the show we got 70 songs
famous Co labs
sports teams
Hugh Jackman films
Homicide suicide or neither. I love that one and cardinal directions. I won last time
Tyler so uh do
Do a song from the 70s
70 songs for 200
Was paranoid by black Sabbath
Fucking fucktober fuckember
I'll do a 70 song again
70 songs for 400
I'll do another song. I'm like borderline greening out and trying to fucking play guys. Are you listening to the song?
I don't think I have
I'm buying stickers right now. I'm living five five seconds in the past. I'm like trying to keep it together
Like right now for 600
Fuck I know this song. I just killed no name of it
Nobody wait wait let it pick up I
Know it so I don't know the name of it. Oh my god
What is give it to me let's give it to me baby
Baby times up. Let's don't stop till you get enough. Don't stop to get enough. Yeah, yeah
Tyler's fuck 70s. I think why did I guess why the fuck did I guess I'll take my two thousand give him to me. He can't do
three hundred
I
Knew it too. I couldn't I couldn't I can't fucking think quick right now
Yes, I just need to not guess
Tyler's finished off 70s for a thousand
Sorry, dude our
our
daughter
My name is different
Don't even need my address
Or he can hurt her
I
Don't even know
It is Floyd, it's definitely Floyd.
I don't know which Pink Floyd's off.
Fuck, I forget which one.
It's definitely Floyd.
What's playing?
What did you just hear the sound of?
What are bells?
What? You led me to that question bro!
I didn't know the name of it!
It was an alarm clock, the song's called time.
I was gonna say time.
You seduct my points, you fucking baited me into that you piece of shit!
I didn't know it!
You made me think I knew it!
You piece of shit Casey.
I'm playing under protest.
I got my protest request in.
Okay, Ali back, I'll give you your points back.
Thank you.
You got famous collabs, sports teams, Hugh Jackman films,
Homicide, Suicide, or Neither, and Cardinal Directions.
Sports?
Yep.
200.
Alright, you gotta tell me, what song did these two collab on?
I said sports.
I thought you said collabs.
Alright, sports. This pro team moved from Los Angeles,
No, this pro team moved to Los Angeles from Oakland, then back to Oakland.
What is the Raiders?
Yes.
Sports.
I did know that. Dude, my brain is working in reverse right now.
This team moved to New York City after leaving New Jersey.
What's the Nets?
Yeah, it is.
Correct.
Next one.
I need to stop smoking before I do this.
For 600.
I just got off the rip.
How many points do I got?
2,000.
I'll bet 200.
Damn, we haven't even gotten on the fucking board yet, buddy.
I'm in negative.
This NFL team shares its nickname with an MLB team.
What is the Giants?
Oh no.
They-
That's- that could be- there's the fucking San Diego Giants and the New York Giants.
Wait, what was the question?
They share the name with an MLB team.
This NFL team shares its nickname with an MLB team.
Nickname.
That's not fair.
Why?
Arizona Cardinals?
The Cardinals?
There's two answers to that question.
The Giants and the Giants.
There's no Giants in baseball.
Yes, there is.
San Francisco Giants.
San Francisco Giants and the New York Giants.
Those are two teams.
I'll give it two.
I thought you meant by nickname.
I didn't know you had an answer, otherwise I would have said the Giants.
That's a shitty question.
It's a shitty question.
Great! It's a daily double!
Give him the points!
You only bet 200.
Yeah, whatever.
But you had to agree with me that was kind of shitty.
It was a shitty question.
So, next question.
Got you a shitty question.
Next one.
This baseball team shared a name with the football team until they moved in 1957.
What is it? Dodgers?
No.
What?
Say that question again.
This baseball team shared a name with the football team until they moved.
I misunderstood the question.
Jesus fuck.
I don't know actually.
I'm going to kill myself.
New York Giants.
I'm going to nose down and call it a night.
Fucking Christ.
I'm done buzzing in.
Casey, can I get your vape please?
How many have I got left in sports?
I misunderstood the question.
Sports for a thousand?
Yeah, sports for a thousand.
Of course.
I'll bet 400.
You're talking about the most pancake fucking question.
I'll bet 400.
This NFL team started out as the Houston Oilers.
The Tennessee Titans.
That's the most fucking breadbasket question!
I didn't even know that.
I did!
I watched football sometimes.
That's a softball question, dude.
That's fucking softball.
Daily double thousand pointer.
If you know a lot about sports,
I guess.
I didn't know that.
Famous collabs, Hugh Jackman films,
homicide, suicide, cardinal
directions.
I don't feel confident about any of those categories.
We'll do collabs.
200.
Aerosmith and run DMC.
It was walked this way.
Fuck, that was yeah.
I'm out of the negative!
I'm not gonna die in the negative!
Well, you're not out of the negative.
I'm not?
I'm going 200 points, dude.
How much in the negative am I?
800.
How much in the negative am I?
1400.
I'll use my points.
Collabs again.
400.
Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams.
What is
Get Lucky? God damn it!
God damn it!
I knew that. Collabs.
For 600.
No dude, don't!
You got 3000.
What was the...
I'll do
fucking 400 again.
Queen and David Bowie.
Oh, what is
Fuck! Oh shit!
Oh, Queen and David Bowie.
Under Pressure.
What is Under Pressure?
I can't even look at you, Tyler.
Tyler's back.
I'm so disappointed.
We'll do the fucking
collaborations.
800. Billy Ray Cyrus and
Lil Nas X.
What is Old Town Road?
Oh, yeah.
What a runaway.
Tyler's fake.
We'll do collaborations.
Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas.
What is Smooth?
Oh, yes.
I'm done.
Tyler, you got Hugh Jackman Films.
I don't want to die in the negative.
Homicide Suicide. Cardinal Directions.
We're both deep right now.
Hugh Jackman.
I'm gonna watch the Hugh Jackman movie for my life.
200. First appeared
as Wolverine in this 2000 film.
Who got it?
Me? What is X-Men?
Fuck!
I knew it too. I busted a millisecond
after.
Tyler. With Hugh Jackman.
400. Played John
Valjean in this 2012 film.
What is Les Miserables?
Les Miserables?
Les Miserables.
Actually pronounced Les Miserables.
Deduct the points.
Fuck you.
Tyler's fake.
Hugh Jackman.
How'd you get another one?
You're the only one asking questions, Casey.
You got
5800.
Bet it all.
I'll do...
800.
Played
P.T. Barnum in this 2017
film. What is the greatest showman?
Oh yeah.
I've never watched a Hugh Jackman movie before in my life.
You've never seen a Hugh Jackman movie?
I've watched Logan and X-Men.
Tyler's fake.
Okay, this is the only two I've ever
seen.
Then why did you buzz in for X-Men?
I did! I was a millisecond after
him. 800.
I started with Jake Gyllenhaal in this
2015 thriller film.
Oh fuck.
Uh...
Was it?
No.
How many points would I lose with this?
800.
Nightcrawler? I don't know.
That's what I would guess.
Prisoners.
Tyler's fake.
We'll finish off Hugh Jackman.
For a thousand.
I'm a top dancing penguin in this animated film.
What is
Happy Feet? I buzzed in, but I
was gonna say that. It's Happy
Feet. Yeah.
I'm just gonna start shouting it out.
I might as well just not even be holding a buzzer.
Alright, you got Cardinal Directions
and Homicide Suicide.
For 200.
Flagstaff is in this US
region.
I don't fucking know.
What is
the Southwest?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I can't damn.
You got 100 points.
Fuck.
I'm not even out of the fucking negative.
No, you are out of the negative, right?
Oh shit.
Then you got Cardinal Directions and
Homicide Suicide or Neither.
For 200.
Marvin Gaye.
Let's Marvin Gaye get it on.
What is Suicide?
No.
What is Neither?
No.
Wait, Suicide
Neither Homicide.
What is Homicide?
Marvin Gaye got murdered?
Apparently. Really?
Let's Marvin Gaye
get it on. Dan.
I didn't know he got murdered.
I have yet to answer a question correctly.
Dan's pick.
Same category.
400. Ernest Hemingway.
I don't know.
What is Suicide?
Damn.
Tyler's pick.
We'll go with that credit card again.
Michael Jackson.
Suicide, Homicide, what is
Neither?
No, he got murdered.
He got murdered by his doctor. Kind of.
That was just negligent.
Dan, you're out of the negative.
Yeah, alright.
I'm going to stop answering questions now.
Dan's pick.
You guys are so depressed.
Same category.
800. Christina Grimmie.
I don't even know who that is.
She sounds like she would kill herself.
She does sound like that.
Somebody buzzin'?
What is Neither?
No.
What is Suicide?
You're just giving him points.
I'm wrong!
What is Homicide?
Did Tyler buzz it?
I did. What is Homicide?
I just gave it to him.
Tyler's pick.
How many points do I have?
I thought Christina Grimmie was the Friday chick.
Friday, Friday.
She's on The Voice. She got murdered in that
shooting.
Good for her.
Oh, damn.
Actually, I'm sorry.
She was the only one who died?
No.
It's a massive shooting because of it.
How many do we got left in the suicide category?
A thousand.
Just one correct question. That's all I want.
Marilyn Monroe.
What is Suicide?
She got murdered by JFK.
Dan's pick.
She got murdered by the United States.
Cardinal Directions for 400.
Nebraska in relation to
Kansas.
What is North?
Yeah, baby!
How many in the negatives is he still?
We're back on the board, baby.
Where am I?
Negative 2000 what?
Negative 2000.
What am I at?
400.
7600.
Let's keep it going with Cardinal Directions.
I'm feeling hot here, Alex.
This pole has no landmass, just ice.
What is North Pole?
That's true.
Alright, let's keep it going, Alex.
800.
Tokyo in relation to Seoul.
What is
Northeast?
It's Northeast.
Seoul is right here.
Fucking Japan is right here.
It's fucking Northeast.
Fuck.
You can't fucking...
I'm gonna look this shit up on a map because that's fucking...
You're wrong.
Oh wow, look at that.
I'm not going negative.
Fucking Japan is off...
It's Northeast?
It's not Northeast.
It's Northeast, you fucking
inbred.
Vlog question.
I think it's more
Northeast-East.
We'll go to the last question.
I think that both of us should get our points back.
I think Tyler should lose his points.
And I think I should keep mine.
I didn't take off your points.
This Boston University
shares its name with this
direction.
This Boston University shares its name with this
direction.
Hold on.
Hold on a minute. I'm trying to think.
I got nothing.
I'll admit I got nothing.
Northeast.
Tyler's got 7600.
Dan's got 400.
Ali Max got
negative...
1400.
Alright, I'll take negative 1400.
You guys want to use...
Somebody want to use 4000 bonus points?
No.
I'll use 4000.
I'll save it. I'll save it for a night where I'm not greening out.
Greening it up to 4400?
Yeah, I'll use them.
Dan's using them?
Yeah, I'm going to use them.
He can do it.
He's taking them from Ali Max.
But you said at the beginning he'd get half.
No, I didn't say that.
I said that.
No, he got 4000.
Dan, you got my permission.
Just win.
That's all I care about, man.
Tyler, you can have the pick of question.
Just win, Dan.
That's all that matters, bro.
You want...
You have my full support.
I'm endorsing you as a candidate for the points right now.
Tyler, do you want geography or film?
Film.
Fuck.
Can I help Dan answer the question?
You can let him pick the category.
You got the fucking 4000 points.
I didn't cheat.
Yeah, but I can help Dan with the question.
Text me your wager.
Oh, um...
Can I change my wager?
I just don't want to. I want to avoid the negative.
Yeah.
So...
Let me see here.
How many points does Tyler have?
7600.
I'm going to do...
I'm just trying to avoid the negative.
How many points does he have?
Don't tell him.
4400.
Don't tell him.
He's trying to give every advantage he's got to himself.
He's 3200 behind.
Actually, I'm changing my wager.
Can I get those smell insults, Dan?
Dan?
Yeah.
How the fuck did I sleep every category?
And then they're still going to be like,
Well, actually, we're going to use 4000 points.
Well, Brown, you shouldn't have gotten
engaged on the cruise. I don't know what to tell you.
Right. You weren't here.
Yeah, that's on you.
I'm sorry. I mean, you guys could get points against me.
I wasn't here last week.
Just so everybody knows,
me and Ali Mack
had 4000 bonus points.
Because we played
Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Together against nobody.
And which we answered several questions
incorrectly.
How the fuck did that work?
It was like a potato sack race.
We just took hits of
hits of smell insults
so the losses didn't count.
So he technically won.
You had to fight against me.
And now,
Dan's stolen
mutual points.
Ali Mack, you have to take a crack at this one.
Because if you get this one,
I'll just flat out hand you this win.
That's not fair!
I will protest
this if any of you other,
if anybody else wins.
I don't think I've ever heard of a more fair competition.
I was greened out
until now.
I will count this as my 13th win no matter what.
Because you guys lost.
That's my 13th reason if I lose!
That's ultimately up to Casey.
13 reasons why.
The question, name three of the five
James Bond films starring Daniel Craig.
Three of the five?
Yup.
Speak of the...
Not Siri.
Oh, fuck.
What else?
You can't fucking cheat!
I'm not cheating!
It's that one.
It's...
Oh, yum.
I did have the third
but it's slipping my mind so I need more time.
It's a tough one.
What?
I'm going to be honest, I never lost a James Bond film.
Looks like I might be winning this one.
Tyler is like
Daniel Craig James Bond movies.
In Google.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding dude.
I'm trying to think.
Um...
Dude, be ashamed Tyler came in last place.
Not even second.
I'm not even going to attempt it.
If you guys get it, whatever.
I already won. Fuck you.
Tyler Sose. Skyfall.
He bet $2,000. He's got $5,600.
And uh...
Let's see what Alie...
Let's see what Dan said.
My messages aren't opening.
Wow, that's crazy because when somebody cheats the messages don't open.
Who cheated?
Nobody cheated!
Nobody cheated.
Dan says Casino Royale, no time to die in Skyfall.
That's correct.
Doesn't matter, I won.
I don't care what you guys say. I won.
You guys are assholes.
You are a fucking fraud.
You are a fucking piece of shit.
Dan bet $43,99.
Dan you got...
83 but for 99.
Yes!
Alright!
I'm not accepting this.
Casino Royale, no time to die in Skyfall.
That's correct.
I'm not gonna accept this.
You had negative $1,400.
By special stipulation.
You and Dan tie for the win.
I'm not...
No, no, no, no.
That's not true.
You said if he gets it right,
you will hand him the win.
That is what you said.
So this is his second win.
The dose baby!
I gotta give you credit for the most points though.
That doesn't mean anything.
You don't have any fucking points there!
You cheated! You're an asshole!
You made $2,000!
I can't fucking retort for letting you do this!
The dose baby!
I fucking sweeped!
I sweeped everything!
You can't fucking do this!
You know how much I sacrificed?
You know how much I fucking sacrificed to do this shit?
Gentlemen.
Can I get an Ali McWinz?
Ali McWinz!
Gentlemen.
Tyler, come back. I know how we're gonna solve this.
Tyler, come back!
Tyler, come back.
Tyler's like, I'm done.
I think he either actually
or...
I hope he doesn't.
No, he left his rogue here.
Alright, so we're good.
This is a drastic
episode of Jeopardy!
You did say that you would hand me the win though,
so I think I should be the sole
representer of the win column.
I mean, that's your own
stipulation, but I'll let you doctor that
the way that you have to.
I'm okay with sharing the dubs.
We shared the points. Well, we didn't share the points.
Dan took them.
But he took them with my retroactive consent.
Oh, so you
gave him...
You donated him points. I donated him the $2,000.
Yeah.
So when you think about it, I almost won like...
Yeah, so I almost won like in...
I thought that was hard. I didn't think you guys knew
the James Bond movie.
I got lucky there.
I got lucky there. I actually knew that one.
I only knew Casino Royale
and I stole the other two from him.
And that was the one I was nervous about because that might have been his first one.
He was young.
That's an old movie.
So when you put that one in, I was like, alright,
shit, Dan said that. That's gotta be that one.
Like, I know Skyfall and No Time Tonight though.
So that was perfect.
It was a fucking one-two alley-oop.
I think we might have lost Tyler for real.
I'm gonna check my ring camera.
I hope he didn't.
No, he's still here.
Tyler Black, look at the fucking chip!
That's legit again, Mike, legitimately.
What?
I'm never gonna win it again, legitimately.
So, if I don't smoke,
I think I have a shot.
But I don't think I'm ever gonna not smoke
on this podcast.
So maybe never.
Exactly.
That's why I went so long without a win to begin with.
Like, I over thought the Aaron Judge question.
That was the easiest lab.
That haunts me every night.
How does it make you feel, Casino?
These questions that you conjure up
are keeping contestants awake at night.
It makes me, like, feel great, actually.
It's pretty funny.
Tyler's getting violent over here.
We have some interior redecorating going on.
Tyler's moving a chair to the other part of the basement
for some reason.
So, I'll tell you what.
Tyler, you ended up with, what, 5600?
Dan, you ended up with?
Hey, how about I get 5600
for the next fucking match
because these guys can apparently do something like that.
And I get to use it at any point that I want.
Including the end of the fucking match
after I get a question wrong.
How about, how about we do something like that?
Because that's a real fucking cool way of doing it.
I got a, I got a...
Did that one win for you at number 13?
Damn.
And it is win number 13?
I'm a 12-time champion.
We gotta go to double jeopardy.
Should've been a 13-time champion.
I refuse to accept it.
Double jeopardy round.
I've played under protest a couple times.
I know how it feels.
I know how it feels, Tyler.
It's a rough feeling.
You feel like the deck's stacked against you.
You get down on your luck.
You didn't get jipped, dude.
It was actually a really fair way to do it.
That was not a fucking fair way to do it at all.
I'll fucking light you on fire, man.
Dude, it's like Tyler's acting like
a fucking billionaire that lost a million dollars.
Tyler.
It's like, bro, how many wins you can't just let
Ali Mac have a second win?
Nope.
It's a shared win.
Because it went to the, uh, because that was such a
controversial win.
Let's go to the double jeopardy round.
You have two set up?
I do.
Alright, here's your categories.
We got state capitals,
movie quotes,
what state am I from,
real names of rappers,
presidential relatives, and prime.
Alright, we're gonna keep it positive here.
Dan, you won, uh,
no, you have 83.59
from last, you're gonna keep going with
the same score.
83.99.
Oh, that slur jar's gonna fucking fill up.
Dan, you can pick.
Oh, let's do crime.
Crime for 200.
This crime is
legal in 10 of the 17
Nevada counties. The only state
where this is legal.
What is prostitution?
Dan's pick.
And by the way, Ali Mac has
negative 1400.
I actually think you mean 15,000
positive.
Dan's pick.
500.
400. This serial killer
was also known as the killer clown.
Me.
What is John Wayne Gacy?
It's me.
Tyler's pick.
I'd like to use my 4000.
State capitals, movie quotes,
200.
I'm gonna make him an offer
he can't refuse.
What is
the godfather?
The asshole?
I answered it for ya.
Movie fucks.
400. There's no place like
home.
What is the Wizard of Oz?
That's right. True fact.
Dan's pick.
It's
crime.
Crime for 600. O.J. Simpson
famously ran from the police in 1994
using this kind of beef.
What is it for Bronco?
I was wondering if it was the
vehicle route.
Tyler's.
What fucking
movie quotes?
600. You're gonna need a bigger
boat.
Oh yeah.
Movie quotes. Can he come back?
I don't know.
I see dead people.
Fuck you.
What is the sixth sense?
I see everyone in this game. You just hit the
buzzer and then it gives you time to think of what
it is. Gotcha.
Nice. Is that the tactic?
That is the tactic. You don't actually know
it before the question. Oh shit.
That's why I'm always getting
beat. Did you guys just realize this?
Yes.
You have like 10 seconds to answer.
Right.
I didn't know it before I hit it. I was gonna be like
Tyler. So if you 75% know
what it is, just hit the button.
I was gonna be like no you can't wait.
Hit the button and then wait a minute
and then answer.
You can lose points if you're like
fuck. You get to keep saying the question
after you buzz in. No you don't.
So if I buzz you need to stop
talking because I feel like you don't.
I usually do.
Tyler's pick.
Movie quote.
1000. Houston, we have
a problem. What is Apollo 13?
Oh yeah. See how that works?
See how that fucking works?
Dude I should have
done it.
I should have fucking done it bro.
No you're fucking techniques Tyler.
Damn thick. You got
state capitals. Crime.
Crime. Need the crime.
Jackpool of rippers
weapon of choice.
What is a scalpel?
Knife scalpel.
You just said two things.
What is a knife?
What is a knife? Yes.
Scalpel. Bro it's not a scalpel.
I just want to get back in there.
He surgically opened up people with
a knife. Give me that sharp object which could have
been a scalpel. We actually don't know
what his fucking, his preferred
sharp object of choice. We just know it was a sharp
object. We don't know if it was a knife or not. I mean the Jeopardy question
was just knife so I think it was.
Uh 1000.
Also no.
I got a fucking Tyler thing. I was getting fucking
fucked.
I don't want him to have a nuclear meltdown.
I thought that would be funny.
Also known as the
44 calibrator killer.
The serial killer terrorized New York City.
The 44 what? The 44 caliber killer.
The serial killer terrorized New York City
in the 1970s.
Ding ding ding.
Son of Sam. That was the son of Sam.
I didn't know that. I'm glad I didn't buzz in.
I almost did.
Alright Tyler, you got state capitals.
What state am I from? Real names, rappers.
You're right. Presidential relatives.
Presidential relatives.
200.
The 41st president, father of
the 43rd president.
What is George H.W.
Bush? Why
did the knife buzz?
Damn.
Damn Daniel.
The
6th president, son of John Adams.
Who
is Sam Adams?
No.
It's John Quincy Adams.
Yes.
Fuck.
The president.
600.
The 23rd president, grandson of
William Henry Harrison.
Oh fuck, what was the other Harrison?
Who is George Harrison?
Rick Harrison.
Rick Harrison of Pond
Stuyvesant.
I'm not going to say it because I don't know.
They're actually related to this president.
They are actually related.
Who is John Harrison?
Did you buzz? Who is John Harrison?
No.
I thought that was a clue to tell me to buzz.
I was just guessing.
Benjamin Harrison.
What was his name?
Oh I thought you said Bender-man.
What the fuck?
Fucking presidents. Ouch.
For 800.
You got 8,000.
How much does everybody else have?
Dan has 10,199.
Ali-Mac has
negative 1600.
We're going back in the wrong direction again.
2,000.
I still have my 4,000 point bank though.
I might need to crack that out.
32nd president. 5th cousin of Teddy Roosevelt.
What is FDR?
Oh yeah.
The fuck? You can't do that.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Fuck you.
What the fuck man?
I had FDR written as the answer.
Okay.
You get a pass on that one Tyler.
This is getting serious.
Tyler's back.
We'll do the fucking president.
What is your second cousins with the fourth president?
No.
I gotta guess.
Tyler doesn't know. I don't fucking know.
James Madison.
I was gonna be James Madison or fucking.
You got state capitals. What state am I from?
And real names of rappers.
What state am I from?
200. Mike Pence.
Was Texas?
Oh.
I thought it was.
I think I know this one.
Buzzing. It's really nothing to lose out on.
No. I'm not going to
because I don't think I do know it.
Indiana. Oh I did not know that.
Who the fuck would know that?
He was the governor.
Tractor grabbing sister. Fucking motherfuckers.
Mayonnaise. Sandwich eating.
Tyler's back.
Marco Rubio.
What the fuck?
He's a fucking dickhead.
He's gay isn't he?
It's a red state.
I thought he was gay. Is Marco Rubio gay?
I don't know. Is he?
I think so. Florida.
Tyler's back.
States.
For 600.
9800.
Damn.
How much does Dan have? 200.
10199.
What does Tyler have? 9800.
Bro. What? 200.
Alright. Ted Cruz.
Texas. What is Texas? Yeah.
Fuck!
Dan it's alright. It's alright bro.
Shake it off. It was a close one.
Shake it off. You're still in this.
Tyler's back. We already have one dub on the deck.
States. States for 800.
Barack Obama. What is Hawaii?
Oh yeah.
Oh I'm glad I didn't answer that one.
What were you going to say?
Chicago.
Illinois.
What are the other ones that we got? States.
Real names of rappers.
State capitals.
Is there any left in the states? Yeah.
Joe Biden.
Me.
What is Delaware? Fuck.
What?
He's not originally
from Delaware. Where the fuck
is he from?
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
Are you going to dig it out?
Maryland? Is he from New York? Pennsylvania.
Oh shit.
Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Tyler's pick. Real names of rappers.
State capitals. State capitals.
200. California.
Oh fuck.
I got nothing to lose.
You're actually
in the lead.
Yeah so don't.
Don't press it. I kind of want to say
Sacramento. Give me a clue.
You can't give him a clue.
What is Sacramento?
Oh yeah. Yeah!
I was going to say that sounds right. And I wanted
to buzz in and steal it from you. But I was
hoping you would. See I did a report in
sixth grade. Came in fucking handy.
A report on California.
Dan's pick.
Real names of rappers.
For 200.
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
I pressed by accident. You're good to go now.
Real names of this rapper.
Aubrey Drake Graham.
Who is Drake? Oh yeah.
Oh! I thought like
it was the stage name that we had.
Right. Right. No you gotta
tell me the stage name. Oh you have to say the stage name.
His name is Aubrey Drake Graham.
I thought that that was like an actual
full rapid name. I'm like what the fuck?
Ellie Max pick. I keep it going.
For
400. Tyler Gregory
O'Comah.
Was Tyler the creator? Yeah.
I thought that was a question.
Not his real name though.
Still the rap names.
600.
Christopher George Latour Wallace.
Who is Jay-Z?
No. That's not him.
That's fucking uh, oh shit.
I do know who that is.
Fuck. Anyone?
I don't want to risk.
Biggie Smalls.
I did. I was gonna say that.
What was his name? I thought it was Frankie.
Christopher George Latour Wallace.
Didn't know that. I thought it was Frankie.
He was my next guess but it doesn't matter.
I'm in the night.
Tyler's pick.
Belcalis Marlenis
Alamanzar.
Who the fuck?
Oh no that's a big name.
He's a big name. Fuck.
Who the fuck
names their kids this shit?
No.
I'm not gonna guess.
Cardi B.
I fucking knew it.
Tyler's for a thousand.
Gustav
Elijah R.
Gustav?
I'm really happy that they changed that fucking name.
Wait. The name again.
Gustav Elijah R.
R?
Who's Lil Peep?
Oh shit.
Is Alimak out of the negative?
Not even close.
Alimak you got state capitals for 400.
Oh yikes.
Arizona. No. I was gonna say give me
the thousand for it.
Fuck.
Do I have to answer? Yeah you have to answer.
Yeah he did. He got it before me.
Fuck. What is Flagstaff?
Flagstaff? That's in Arizona.
What the fuck?
What is Phoenix?
Yes.
How many points
do I have? 9999.
How many points does Tyler have?
Yeah what did that just bring me to?
I'm at negative 600 now.
Tyler's got 10200.
Fuck.
I'm at negative 600. Don't worry. I'll help you out here.
State capitals for
600. New Jersey.
What the fuck is
their capital?
We live
right next to it.
New Jersey's just a fucking
filth place. If you're from New
Jersey go fuck yourself.
Trenton.
I honestly didn't.
That shows how much of a shit stain they are.
We live next to fucking New Jersey our whole lives.
We're just like we don't fucking know.
Hopefully we don't have anybody who lives in New Jersey
on this listening to this podcast.
Who got the last one?
Arizona? That was me.
Ali Max Pick. Let's go for
a thousand.
Well now you have to go for
800.
You got
negative 600. I'm going to wager one thousand
for this. One thousand positive
dollars that is.
Colorado.
You don't have
to do that.
What is Denver?
Damn. Are you
out of the negative? I'm out of the negative
baby.
Holy shit.
Finally four thousand. Illinois.
Ali Max.
What is
Indianapolis?
No.
Indianapolis.
No, I didn't think it was in Indiana.
I thought that was one of the. It's in Indiana.
Am I back in the negative?
Fuck.
I pretend I didn't press it. I didn't mean to.
Wait.
No. No. Give me a minute.
No. You can't.
Yeah, you can. You can. It's the last question.
Bro, I'm in the fucking deep negative
here. Okay.
What is
Chicago?
No.
It is in Illinois, but it's
not the capital. No.
Anyone? No.
Springfield.
Whatever. They're fucking joke.
They're fucking joke of a question.
Final, final jeopardy with the closest
fucking
score. Dan's got
9999. Tyler's got
2200.
Ali Mac has negative 1600.
Oh, you kept counting the more
times I buzzed in.
Fuck.
What's the category?
Geography.
Casey, I'm going to bet it all.
I'm just seeing this as an automatic
win if I get it.
All right. Got your wagers.
Hold on. Let me think about this.
Can't do that.
How many points did I start this with?
Zero.
I fucking screamed up
the fucking shit. If this was just a standard
jeopardy, I would still be fucking slaughtering
you. But you had to use fucking
4000 points out of
nowhere. I'm just happy I went from
the uno to the do so today.
That's all it took for me to be happy.
The do so.
I won both of these.
Well, the second one's still
underway.
Oh, no, this is a- That's a
tough bet for you, Dan.
This is a real big mind game
bet for both of you guys here.
This is a continuation of that game. No, I counted
as a win. It's all right. I'm the do so.
I'm the do so, buddy.
It's all right. It doesn't really
matter what you think about that.
I'm the fucking beach
You told me that I- You told me that
I would- I won if I got that question
correct and I got correct. So,
I won. You'll get two wins if you get this quarter.
I get two more?
I go up to the trait-
I'd be the quattro.
Be the quattro.
Okay, I got your
answer.
Wait, what's the question? Oh, right.
Question.
This North American country is primarily
ice, despite its misnomer.
You should have fucking
done something harder than that.
We all got it.
I just want to know how much Dan bet.
Tyler says Greenland.
Tyler bet 200.
Tyler's got 10,400.
Dan says, what is Greenland?
What did you bet, Dan?
400?
Is it a tie?
No, he lost by one point.
Dan's got 10,399.
Dan lost by one point.
Dan.
Oh my god.
Wait, you didn't even go
over my answer.
I got it right too.
Dude, can you take it to me?
That wasn't a good fucking game.
That was the best possible outcome.
Tyler actually won.
He won by one dollar.
I don't know if you're doing that the fuck with me.
What?
I didn't know if you were going to fucking
do that or you're going to fucking
Oh my god.
I was going to bet a dollar.
He was stuck with the $9,000.
Dan, I'll never forgive you for that.
The thing is,
if it was a fair game, I would have won.
Of course.
I'm just happy I recorded
another win tonight too.
I see how you mean.
I see what you mean, Tyler. I agree.
That game was completely fair.
So what we learned tonight is that
if you even get within one dollar, Tyler,
we need a $4,000 handicap.
Or just an automatic win.
If you answer one question
correctly. That was good.
That was a good game.
Completely fair in every way, cheap and
informed. There's really no way
anybody could dispute that. How long does that
last for?
I think it just keeps going.
I love it.
I could look at that all day.
We're just staring at the fucking toy.
I think it was still just on the
come down from that
jeopardy. It was a thriller.
Dude, that was fucking close.
That was neck and neck right there, bro.
I kind of flew off the handle there for a little bit.
I apologize. That was designed.
We knew that the points were not going to make you
happy.
I flew off the fucking
handle.
That's fucking horse shit.
Alright, what else we got?
So what do you think about aliens?
You think that they're even a fucking chance
that they're real?
I'm specifically
talking about the guy who's in here.
The little green guy with the big eyes. Do you think
there's any chance that there's a fucking UFO
that actually looks like this little guy that looks like
that in it? Is there any fucking shot?
Yeah, there's an infinite chance of it.
I don't know, with a glass bubble on the top?
There's also an infinite chance that there's not.
It doesn't have to be a glass bubble, but like a flying
flat cylindrical object.
I think so. I think that
was an older generation.
With this guy inside.
Not like you can't see him, but
he's the one that's piloting it. Yeah, I think
so. Do you think there's actual
aliens that look like that? Yes. I think there has
to be, dude.
There has to be.
I think that with an infinite
universe, there's infinite possibilities.
You know what's really funny? We're all staring at it. Like I looked around
and everyone's still staring at it.
It's mesmerizing. And it changes sounds
when the cow comes off.
Yo, that's
cool. And then it picks the cow up
and it changes. Starts
mowing and shit.
Shhh.
We'll end on this sound.
Be kind to yourselves.
We out.
Fuck off!
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a
robot?
You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no.
We are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some
really dumb fucks.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the
Siermans come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already
born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as
somewhere in China,
in some base,
there are super soldiers that are
at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, I'm talking about the Sauron.
They have dread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We gotta go to the fucking
moon because
JFK got
assassinated by the fucking
government. He got killed by
the CIA. JFK
was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their
pulse, feel them die of
this virus. You feel bump bump
bump, beep, nothing.
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has
taken it to the next level
with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you.
You are going to be able to raise and they are
going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open. You're going to see blood
guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
is out of solution violence.
Which, by the way,
Big Brother is the overlord.
We're
only living in the
third dimension.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
bek
So
so
then
So
so
They
There
I
So
Do
So
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil! Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it. Everybody's like,
Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.
Everybody says, oh, that's so cool.
Everybody says, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself.
The actual government is just crying.
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking the Holocaust.
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking bill.
He's fucking off.