1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast. 6 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast. 7 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,800 Episode 62, boy. 8 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,800 Big 6 2! 9 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,800 Four away from my lucky number, 6 6. 10 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,800 Ali, Mac, and Tyler. 11 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,800 What's going on? 12 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,800 Well, did you know they found more dew tunnels in New York? 13 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,800 They found more what? Jew tunnels. Jew tunnels? 14 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,800 Oh, you weren't here for the Jew tunnel discussion. 15 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,800 Oh, geez. Get the slur jar ready. 16 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,800 No, I'm just saying they have Jew tunnels in New York City. 17 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,800 The fuck is a Jew tunnel? 18 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:26,800 The Hasidic Jew community are just digging tunnels underneath New York City and they're getting raided by the fucking NYPD. 19 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,800 This is actually happening? 20 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,800 Yeah, like we have video. There's videos of it. 21 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,800 What? Yeah! 22 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,800 That's wild! Yeah, dude. 23 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,800 There's pictures of it. 24 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,800 Yeah, there's pictures and shit. 25 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,800 And then the Jews had a riot and started fighting the NYPD. 26 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,800 And then they got like fucking- 27 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,800 What's in these tunnels? 28 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:51,800 They found a stained mattress and baby chairs in a couple of them. 29 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:57,800 So they're not even protecting anything? They're just building a network of tunnels and they're going belligerent when they get found? 30 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,800 They live in them. Like the Jews live in the tunnels. 31 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,800 They don't live in the tunnels. 32 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,800 That's the question. 33 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,800 They're just trying to figure out- 34 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:09,800 They do. They live in the tunnels. They literally busted open and there was like a bunch of Jews in the tunnels. 35 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,800 No, they crawled into the tunnels to escape. 36 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 So there's a- 37 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,800 What purpose do these fucking tunnels have? 38 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 They're building an underground tunnel for Israel. 39 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:24,800 There's an underground network of Jew tunnels in New York City and no one knows what it's for. 40 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,800 It's their escape plan. They build underground- 41 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,800 No, this cannot be real. 42 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,800 Fucking tunnels. 43 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,800 Look it up. Look up Jew tunnels in New York. 44 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 No fucking way. 45 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,800 It was literally the picture. 46 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 You guys are fucking with me. 47 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,800 It was the picture for one of the episodes. 48 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Jew tunnels. 49 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:48,800 I think they're building underground tunnels so they can escape to Israel once people turn on them again. 50 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:54,800 Looks like it's just one that's in a synagogue though. 51 00:03:54,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Yeah, where else will it be connected to? 52 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:07,800 I don't fucking know. 53 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 What the fuck? 54 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:17,800 There has been nine found. 55 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:29,800 New York City Police Department is concreting over the tunnels. 56 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 What the fuck? 57 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,800 Okay, well this has been fantastic silence for the listeners here. 58 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,800 Oh, yeah. 59 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,800 You should probably get back to it. 60 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,800 But yeah, it's not fake. There's real tunnels, dude. 61 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,800 I don't know what they're doing down there. 62 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:48,800 I can only find the one about this, the one synagogue that connected four local houses. 63 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,800 That's the one that I see. 64 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,800 It's fucking concerning. 65 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,800 I don't see the other eight. 66 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 Like how many? 67 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,800 There's Jew tunnels. 68 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,800 It's real, man. This week also Donald Trump won New Hampshire. 69 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,800 Won New Hampshire and he won Iowa. 70 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,800 Like I don't understand why Nikki Haley's still even in the race. 71 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Well she got more votes than I expected. She got like 46%. 72 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,800 Yeah, because DeSantis left. 73 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:18,800 Yeah, DeSantis and Rottam Swam dropped out. 74 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,800 Both supported Trump. 75 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,800 Really thought DeSantis was going to stay in there a little while longer. 76 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,800 No, it's down to him and Nikki Haley. 77 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,800 I know. 78 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:32,800 So I'd rather have Trump than Nikki Haley. Nikki Haley's a fucking bitch. 79 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,800 I don't know. I don't fucking want any of them. 80 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:41,800 Dude, Biden's not going to win whoever he goes up against. 81 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 I will. 82 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:48,800 I think he might actually. I don't think conservatives want a super-mago Republican again. 83 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,800 I think the conservative party's divided. 84 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,800 I think most of them do. 85 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,800 They would much rather have Trump than fucking Biden again. 86 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,800 Oh, not like moderate conservatives. 87 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,800 I'm a moderate conservative and I want Trump. 88 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,800 No you're not. 89 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,800 Yes I am. 90 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,800 You are a hardcore. 91 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,800 No, I was going to say you're pretty hard right. 92 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 I am not hard right. I am a moderate right. 93 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,800 You are an alt right. 94 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,800 I am not alt right. 95 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,800 I am not alt right. 96 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,800 You're like, I'm surprised you weren't there at the insurrection. 97 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,800 Yeah, seriously. You literally supported the insurrection. 98 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:27,800 I think the insurrection wasn't an insurrection at all. I also think it was morally justified. 99 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,800 Anyways. 100 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Morally justified. 101 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,800 I wasn't morally justified. 102 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,800 I gotta ask. 103 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,800 What is the defense for that? 104 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,800 It's morally justified because 105 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,800 you're telling me you don't want to go into Congress. 106 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,800 If you could. 107 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,800 I mean. 108 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 And just stand where they're standing. 109 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,800 And then make them feel afraid. 110 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,800 I don't think that's. 111 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,800 I don't think intimidating Congress is what you want to do. 112 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,800 If the fucking Democrats did that you'd say put them to death or something. 113 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,800 They did do that. They fucking tried to fucking storm the White House. 114 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,800 In fucking. 115 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,800 It wasn't January 6th. 116 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,800 It was another day. 117 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 But instead of like storming the Capitol. 118 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,800 They tried to storm the fucking. 119 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,800 They tried to storm the fucking White House. 120 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,800 They burned the guard post down in front of it. 121 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,800 And they tried to burn down the church across the street from the White House. 122 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,800 Fucking when? 100 years ago? 123 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,800 No. This fucking like election cycle. 124 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,800 Oh. 125 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,800 Didn't hear about that. 126 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,800 Oh yeah you did hear about that because you're a liberal piece of shit. 127 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,800 Listen here buddy you don't understand. 128 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,800 The levels of fucking demon shit that the liberals do. 129 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,800 They don't tell you about this yet on the mainstream news. 130 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,800 So just a reminder to all the listeners. 131 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,800 This is Tyler speaking. 132 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,800 A moderate conservative. 133 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,800 A moderate conservative. 134 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,800 You know Trump is actually pretty funny. 135 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,800 The fucking Lib Tards. 136 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,800 Moderate. 137 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,800 A moderate. 138 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,800 I always really fucking hated Trump. 139 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,800 So I never like could stand to listen to him. 140 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,800 But now that I like actually listen to him. 141 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,800 He's really funny. 142 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,800 I don't agree with anything he says. 143 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,800 No but he is funny. 144 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,800 You guys do agree with him. 145 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,800 It's funny. 146 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,800 I agree with some of them. 147 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 He's also just another old man. 148 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,800 I just think it's funny that he just calls people disgusting. 149 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,800 He's like you're disgusting. 150 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Also when he called Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer. 151 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,800 One of the most disgusting fucking things I've ever seen. 152 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,800 He didn't go I'm not calling him the Zodiac Killer. 153 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,800 But listen. 154 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,800 Where was Ted Cruz during the Zodiac Killings? 155 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,800 He was in California. 156 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 Where did the Zodiac Killings happen? 157 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,800 I'm just saying. 158 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,800 Donald Trump was all pissed because he said you know I'm going to be a dictator for one day or some shit. 159 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,800 And the media was like oh Donald Trump says he's going to be a dictator. 160 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Which he did say by the way. 161 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,800 Even if you say you're going to be a dictator for one day. 162 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,800 You can do fucking a lot of shit one day. 163 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,800 As a dictator. 164 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,800 So he's really funny. 165 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,800 He's like I'm going to be a dictator. 166 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,800 So he's trying to defend himself. 167 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,800 I said I'd be a dictator for one day. 168 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,800 And then that's it. 169 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,800 I give up all my power. 170 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,800 I don't think he's being serious though. 171 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Listen if you could be a dictator you wouldn't. 172 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,800 Being a dictator seems like it would be real fun. 173 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,800 Being a dictator seems like it would be real fun. 174 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Being a dictator seems like it would be real fun. 175 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,800 It would be but that's why we don't have dictators. 176 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,800 I mean would you say that if you were fucking Kim Jong Un? 177 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,800 I mean would you say that if you were fucking Kim Jong Un? 178 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,800 And you're just watching all the fucking people of your country die. 179 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,800 And you're just watching all the fucking people of your country die. 180 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,800 Of star patient because of your poor running of it. 181 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,800 Of star patient because of your poor running of it. 182 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,800 I'd be a great dictator. 183 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 I failed art school. 184 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Or I dropped out of art school. 185 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,800 So you're going to be a very specific type of dictator. 186 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,800 I'm going to be the best type of dictator. 187 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,800 I already have. 188 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,800 You're going to be a failed painter next right? 189 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,800 I am a failed painter. 190 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,800 I tried to sell my art when I lived in New York City down the subway. 191 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,800 I never sold a piece so I am also a failed painter. 192 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,800 I tried to sell my art when I lived in New York City down the subway. 193 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,800 I haven't got a statue of myself at all. 194 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,800 So imagine if I was trying to get my dance moves 195 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 for you to go to the next World War. 196 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,800 And you should get shot. 197 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 But for some reason they don't shoot you. 198 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,800 And then you come back and get into politics. 199 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,800 And then you come back and get into politics. 200 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,800 Then we have a situation on our hands Tyler. 201 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,800 I'll grow a real silly mustache. 202 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,800 A real silly goose mustache. 203 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,800 Like a thin line doesn't even make it to the edge of your lips. 204 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,800 Make some art for the podcast. 205 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,800 I'll do that. 206 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,800 Like a fucking portrait of Elon Musk. 207 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:21,320 It's smoking like a portrait of like Tyler as a Nazi dictator 208 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,620 I'll do Kanye West with a fucking Hitler mustache 209 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,520 That'd be pretty funny 210 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,500 Ah, I just don't am I gonna be commissioned for this 211 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,400 Yeah 212 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,400 No, we do need to talk commission 213 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,680 You're gonna do it for free Michael O'Rizioni 214 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,200 That's okay. See what are you gonna? 215 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:47,440 Stop withholding all the funds from all the episodes and all the views we've been getting me Dan and Tyler 216 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,640 You've been collecting on I've been 217 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,440 equally distributing zero dollars 218 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:59,400 No, I don't know bro. I think we've hit the I think we've hit the big time and you just keep it secret from us 219 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:04,280 Cuz how would we know? So we do this for the listeners. So if you're a listener 220 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Thank you very much 221 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,880 What else we got this week? I don't do it for the listeners. I do it for my fucking self 222 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:18,680 There's uh, there's pictures of all the legal aliens that were lining the airports 223 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,920 They had fucking like they had like fucking little gray guys running around with big eyes 224 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,680 They had legal aliens to like the fucking y'all that's fucking cool 225 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:35,960 I'm documented immigrants just sleeping in there. Oh you undocumented immigrants. Why didn't you just say so? Yeah 226 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:43,720 No people think take pictures of all them like lining the bunks out cuz so I guess some 227 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:50,660 Bill that Joe Biden passed where they like had like freedom at airports or some shit. Yeah, I rest them 228 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,680 So now they're just like living there first ten thousand fans 229 00:11:54,680 --> 00:12:00,440 Going to the New York Rangers at like Logan Airport that Austin that day it backfired all 230 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:08,080 How many of them are hanging out in there a lot it's a problem 231 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,560 The fucking airport into a shanty 232 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:29,040 Oh, yeah, I don't think that we should support undocumented immigrants like 233 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,600 But I also think 234 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:41,920 Yeah, yeah, you do I was I went down this rabbit hole today where I was looking there's this fucking 235 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:47,000 Tik Tokers in Mexico that called out this fucking cartel guy. I 236 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:51,360 Can't remember his name. It wasn't El Chapo. It's like the new El Chapo and 237 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,080 They were just like somebody dared this kid to fucking like 238 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,400 That make a video like saying that he was like gonna come after him and like take him down 239 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:03,920 He's piece of shit suck my cock and then the cartel 240 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,520 Expectedly killed him 241 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:14,000 Killed him. Oh, I'm a necktie. No, I wasn't fucking Columbia necktie either. It was it's L something 242 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,640 That sounds horrible, but it's it's not El Chapo, but like he's a big fucking deal 243 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:25,000 He's the leader of this group that like even El Chapo's guys don't really fuck with in Mexico 244 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,960 And they're just like calling him out like fuck you suck my cock 245 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,880 It's like is like are you speedrunning like death like what? 246 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:38,160 Why are you doing that like it's gonna blow up because people are gonna be like yo you see this shit get past this up 247 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,740 The chain next thing you know, he's fucking dead with a Colombian. He's the El Chapo of El Chapo 248 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:49,800 What is the Colombian necktie? Anyway, it's when I slit their yeah. Yeah, you slit your throat pull the tongue out through it. Yeah 249 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,360 Yeah 250 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:58,280 Yeah, you wouldn't want it to happen to you would you it'd be unfortunate. I still think probably the worst way to go 251 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,120 Has to be getting curb stomped 252 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,360 Like can you imagine getting curb stomped to death by a fucking gang? 253 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:12,040 like medieval torture methods, I mean, yeah, like if you're talking about a fucking 254 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,160 If you're gonna impale me on a stake and have the needle come out my mouth 255 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,680 That's a prop like up my ass and stick it out my mouth 256 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:26,040 That's bad bad bad. They fucking tie up your arms and legs like four corners and pull them apart 257 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,040 so what look you know, that was a method of 258 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:34,560 Execution by horse right to oh, yeah, they had one where they would pull you apart 259 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,680 But then it yeah as a method of execution 260 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,880 They would fucking tie each of your limbs to a horse and then they'd tell all the 261 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,680 Yeah drawn and quartered. That's what it called 262 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:48,160 They literally just and your fucking arms and legs are gonna go with that fucker 263 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:53,960 Your body just ah and you're alive to your head still attached. It takes a minute to bleed out 264 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,560 so you're gonna be there with no arms and legs like 265 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:05,160 I want to know how it feels to get waterboarded like I know it's easy to do you can do it in your shower 266 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,720 All day 267 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,240 Alex Jones, what's he up to? I gotta check out info wars on Twitter 268 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,800 I feel like I need to follow up with what Casey just said cuz he wants to know what it feels like to go 269 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:27,160 We're talking about medieval torture method. How about how about me and Tyler waterboard you right here live on air? It's not 270 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,000 You can find out you'll give us a like you want like you have a towel 271 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,560 So yeah 272 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:36,280 I can tell over your head and you actually fill up their sinuses with water when you're doing it 273 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,900 So you can't breathe through your nose. You can only breathe through your mouth 274 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:43,860 But because the water it's pinned down the yeah, you really like you can breathe 275 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,280 But it will kill you but you'll feel like you're dying 276 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,920 Yeah, you just feel like you're it will kill you eventually it will kill you after like well 277 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:59,360 I mean if they continuously go with it, but it's it's just like a washcloth like yeah, you can still breathe through it when it's wet 278 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:04,880 It's just when they're pouring you can't but it's also like when you can breathe. You can't breathe easily 279 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:12,320 You're breathing through a fucking wet washcloth. It's hard to get draw air to and out through and out of that you can know 280 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:19,960 That's why it's just like fucking mental torture like it's like eating hot peppers. It's not actually burning you yeah 281 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,940 I mean, but yes, you could theoretically die 282 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,300 Like it's not like it's it's less lethal. It's not a less than lethal method 283 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:35,160 Dude Google took off Alex Jones's Twitter page is the first thing that comes up when you type in Alex Jones Twitter 284 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,160 How could they? 285 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,140 Miss Alex Jones comes up, and it's a fucking like 286 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:44,120 Something, but you can't type in Alex Jones and have it come up 287 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:51,880 Miss Alex Jones miss Alex Jones you go to the page. It's just Alex Jones wearing a wig and makeup oh 288 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,520 God you gotta love Alex 289 00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:03,140 He's just he might he might say some shit that's a little off the handle, but God is he fucking funny. He is really funny 290 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:08,720 Man, I want to look up some more medieval torture methods dude. I was watching a bunch of 291 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:13,120 I mean you have burned at the stake to that's brutal. Oh the fucking one is the worst 292 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,260 I want a bunch of these videos to the one the rack 293 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:22,040 That's what it's called the racks where they fucking pull you apart slowly the the one that I think's crazy 294 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,560 It's fucking it's a it's oh, it's an OOB liet. That's what it's called 295 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,000 It's an OOB liet which in a different language that 296 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:34,920 Forget yeah, it's for forget. It's literally a hole they throw you in 297 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,920 And 298 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,040 Then like no like you're still alive 299 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,200 You're not dying and they just throw you down a well 300 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:47,600 And they just yeah, they kind of just say have fun and the one that used to be underneath whatever fucking castle 301 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,840 It is in France. I would assume 302 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:56,560 It's a horror movie where they just like put the guy and like a wall in the basement 303 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,420 And then like we're like laying the bricks as he was like still alive tied up 304 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:06,740 Yeah, yeah, there's and then a lot of the fucking bricks of that place are made of like skull fragments and shit 305 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:12,020 That place is pretty fucking nuts. Oh no they they have the biggest OOB liet 306 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:19,200 Which was like this full fledged like basement thing and people were going thrown into that cocksucker all the time like one dude 307 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,780 I think is that like stretches you out like that. That's the rack 308 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,380 We're talking about the OOB liet, which is just a hole they throw you in and then you die of starvation 309 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:32,300 So it's like that thing in like 300 where they kick the people in the hole kind of but 310 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:38,500 You don't get injured in the fall like you're completely intact when they place you into the OOB liet and then you just 311 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,820 star damn and 312 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,580 Yeah, the one in that 313 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,700 Rack was known as the horse 314 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:49,700 It was a wooden device that vaguely resembled an actual horse 315 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:56,420 The victim was tied to a beam on the top the horse's back facing up pulleys below Titan ropes 316 00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:03,500 fixed to the victim's hands and feet he or she was stretched until one over all of his joints dislocated then 317 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:11,740 Left there or slack into allowed to hang underneath the horse while inquisitor or judge questioned the victim and tried to get a confession 318 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,940 I think you're gonna confess to whatever the fuck they want 319 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:23,460 You're gonna say like I will tell you whatever you want if you just get me off of this 320 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:26,860 I will make it up if I have to just please let me know 321 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:31,480 I think we should bring these just like I should think we should bring the whole do you see that they're they're doing a 322 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:37,860 New form of execution and I think fucking I forgot what state it was Alabama. Yeah, they're doing nitrogen gas now 323 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:45,100 Is that more humane doesn't that actually feel like you're suffocating it is suffocating you know, well is that why they're doing? 324 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:49,640 Yes, wait if it's nature's oxide, that's just no it's nitrogen gas. Oh 325 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:54,600 So I found a I found a video from Alex Jones on his Twitter page right here 326 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,600 oh, we'll play it real quick because 327 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,960 Will the deep state assassinate Joe Biden before the 2024 election? 328 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,920 My mom certainly thinks so is what Alex Jones says 329 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,920 Let me play this 330 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,920 My mother never gets involved in politics 331 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,920 She's a Christian 332 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,920 historian 333 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,960 And really smart person and she's just very private 334 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,520 But my mother for three years 335 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,780 Has told me they're gonna assassinate 336 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:33,240 To bring in martial law because the spirit has told her oh boy 337 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,600 Oh boy, she's been very very direct about it. What's this actually happen? 338 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,760 And my mother is dialed in and does have a touch 339 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:46,040 But you can politically see all this and know that's in the cards 340 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,040 Especially now because Biden's refusing to step down 341 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,040 Is this recent and there's a lot of this is 342 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,040 8 hours ago 343 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,040 You can't say shit like that 344 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,040 Gypsy wagons on the side of the road my my mother and her grandmother were not like that 345 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,040 But I'll just tell you something I've never been told before on air 346 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:09,040 My mother's grandmother in Dallas, Texas was an extremely famous psychic secretly 347 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,040 with the establishment 348 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,040 Shut the fuck up dude 349 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,040 She was psychic, I mean extremely 350 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,040 And my mother is extremely psychic 351 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,040 And let's just say I got a little of that 352 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,040 Psychic like extremely 353 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,040 I can't politically see it all and then the holy spirit is what it is 354 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,040 Tells you the rest of what's gonna happen 355 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,040 But she has had dreams 356 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,040 And has been upset for three years 357 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,040 And has been grabbing by the arm and said 358 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,040 You gotta tell him that you're gonna kill him 359 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,040 And he's like, I'm gonna kill him 360 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,040 And the police in the police department said 361 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,040 You gotta tell him they're gonna kill Biden right before the election 362 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,040 Dude if this happens 363 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,040 I told you it's true 364 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,040 I'll shit my pants 365 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,040 I think Alex Jones is going to attempt this assassination 366 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,040 To make that true 367 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,040 I think the reason he's Alex Jones is right about so many things 368 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,040 Is because he just says so much crazy shit 369 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,040 About everything that could possibly happen 370 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,040 That it just occasionally does come true 371 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,040 Human pig hybrids 372 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,040 A couple of them are just bouncing around 373 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,040 A couple of them are just bound to happen eventually 374 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,040 Dude but he was talking about the F-Scene island shit 375 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,040 Since like 2001 376 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,040 A lot of that stuff was like around though 377 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,040 Like you could look that up 378 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,040 And it was just ridiculous because of how long it took 379 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,040 To really get brought to light 380 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,040 Because he's like there's pedophile islands 381 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,040 And you're like oh Alex Jones is talking about a pedophile island 382 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,040 Wow that's crazy 383 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,040 Dude I used to fall asleep listening to Infowars when I was on YouTube 384 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,040 Like every night 385 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,040 That makes sense 386 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,040 Like I was like 387 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,040 Like every night 388 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,040 That makes sense 389 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,040 You just hear like 390 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,040 Like you'd be like going to sleep 391 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,040 And you'd just hear him go 392 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,040 But then like you just eventually 393 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,040 Eventually you just start hearing 394 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,040 And then you just eventually like go to sleep 395 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,040 Yeah but that's subliminally 396 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,040 Getting through my brain 397 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,040 You're going to wake up and be like 398 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,040 The 5G 399 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,040 Oh god 400 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,040 They're controlling my brain 401 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,040 But like him being back on Twitter 402 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,040 I think is a good thing because you know 403 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,040 I think he should be allowed back on like 404 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,040 You know YouTube and shit too 405 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,040 But 406 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,040 Completely off 407 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,040 This topic 408 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,040 We're just jumping topics here for this right here 409 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,040 What about the Iron Maiden 410 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,040 Oh yeah I want to keep talking about the 411 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,040 Devices 412 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,040 The Iron Maiden didn't exist actually 413 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,040 It didn't actually exist 414 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,040 That didn't actually exist it was proven that 415 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,040 It was proven that like when they 416 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,040 When they found it 417 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,040 No when they found it 418 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,040 They're like yo it would be real cool if we just 419 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,040 Put spikes in this and they're like 420 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,040 Wow it was a torture device 421 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,040 It wasn't that 422 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,040 Why do they have somebody like 423 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,040 So much history about 424 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,040 Why did I learn this in history class 425 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,040 Because history class taught you wrong 426 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,040 What are you fucking stupid 427 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,040 I like the brazen bull 428 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,040 The bull that they just 429 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,040 Light a fire underneath and you fucking die 430 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,040 And apparently they actually 431 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,040 Attached some sort of instrument 432 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,040 Towards the end to make it sound like a bull 433 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,040 When they scream 434 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,040 When you're screaming it makes it yeah 435 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,040 And apparently so this king 436 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,040 Made this guy 437 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,040 Fucking design and this is all like 438 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,040 Skeptical a lot of things say that it did happen 439 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,040 A lot say that it didn't 440 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,040 Because it happened so fucking long ago 441 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,040 But the creator of the device 442 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,040 The king was like you need to make like a brutal 443 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,040 Fucking method of execution he makes it 444 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,040 The king's like alright let's test it out 445 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,040 With you, get in there 446 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,040 Tells him to get in kills the maker of the device 447 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,040 But then when the king was overthrown 448 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,040 He got put in the fucking thing 449 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,040 And executed so it's like 450 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,040 So there's a whole bunch of Christians 451 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,040 Like Christian saints that were put in those 452 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,040 And there's a couple 453 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,040 Stories of Christian saints that were put in them 454 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,040 That didn't die 455 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,040 Like they came out and they were fine 456 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,040 I mean 457 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,040 If you came out of it and you were fine they were just going to kill you 458 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,040 In other way. They did kill them in other way 459 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,040 But like it was like it was that was like a miracle 460 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,040 That happened. Oh it does say that many 461 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040 Scholars say that Iron Maiden never existed 462 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,040 Fucking 463 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,040 There it is 464 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,040 There it is. I didn't contribute 465 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,040 Because I didn't know. I know of the 466 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,040 Iron Maiden. Hey you guys 467 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,040 Ever seen the Saw movies? 468 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,040 I have I love those movies 469 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,040 Yeah they're interesting 470 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,040 I always thought 471 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,040 The coolest one was the one where the fucking guy 472 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,040 One of them had their eyes sewn shut 473 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,040 And the other one had their mouth sewn shut 474 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,040 And then like the fucking 475 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,040 They're both chained up and they just get dragged 476 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,040 Into this generator that's in the beginning 477 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,040 That's in the middle of the room 478 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,040 That one was pretty crazy and there's weapons around 479 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,040 Because they both wake up 480 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,040 Like the guy who can see 481 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,040 Obviously you want to be the guy 482 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,040 That can see. I think you're in a better position 483 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,040 To live. Sometimes I just like to 484 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,040 Invent saw traps 485 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,040 Oh that's very 486 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,040 Jeffrey Dahmer thing to say 487 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,040 Casey 488 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,040 Oh the scavenger's 489 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,040 Daughter 490 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,040 It's a hoop of 491 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,040 Iron with a hinge in the middle 492 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,040 The victim was forced to crouch on one half 493 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,040 Of the hoop where the other half was 494 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,040 Pivoted and placed over the back 495 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,040 The torturer would use a screw 496 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,040 To tighten the hinge causing the victim 497 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,040 Further and further involuntary 498 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,040 Crouch. Eventually his ribs 499 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,040 And breast bone would crack 500 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,040 And the spine would be dislocated 501 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,040 Fucking hell. Okay that was actually 502 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,040 Sometimes the compression was so great 503 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,040 The blood would gush from the fingertips in the face 504 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,040 Shit. Wow. 505 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,040 Then you get the iron horse too 506 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,040 Which is essentially just the V they split you over 507 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,040 Shit. Some of them 508 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,040 They have you sit on it. Oh the breast ripper 509 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,040 The breast ripper? Oh the breast ripper 510 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,040 That one is fucked up yeah 511 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,040 Metal claw appears through the flesh of the breast 512 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,040 This is actually super impressive 513 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,040 The victim was tied to a wall 514 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,040 And the claw was pulled away forcibly 515 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,040 Shredding the breast pieces 516 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,040 Damn 517 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,040 It was used on unmarried mothers 518 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,040 I don't know how the fuck he does that 519 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,040 That's pretty nuts 520 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,040 It was used on women convicted 521 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,040 Of adultery 522 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,040 They got their tits ripped? 523 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,040 God that's brutal 524 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,040 And uh 525 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,040 What were you going to say? 526 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,040 I was going to say you ever heard of gibbiting? 527 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,040 What they did with the fucking pirates 528 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,040 They would make a cage 529 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,040 That was the same size as your body 530 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,040 Oh yeah 531 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,040 And they'd hang you up like 50 feet 532 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,040 In the air 533 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,040 And they actually sometimes had ones that would spin you around 534 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,040 Like on a post 535 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,040 Like it would go like this like a fucking fan 536 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,040 I used to learn about these medieval 537 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,040 Execution methods and just be 538 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,040 So like 539 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,040 Horrified? Yeah 540 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,040 That was me with gibbiting cause there's a picture of it 541 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,040 And then it was like yeah 542 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,040 Cause essentially what they do is they put you in there and they forget about you 543 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,040 Those are the creepiest ones to me 544 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,040 Cause that's psychological 545 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,040 You're hanging there for 4 or 5 days and you just know 546 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,040 Like no we're not going to kill you in a brutal way 547 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,040 Well I mean they are but we're not going to like 548 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,040 Traumatically kill you 549 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,040 We're just going to like 550 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,040 Crucifixion is another brutal fucking torture thing too 551 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,040 It is 552 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,040 Crucifixion's not that bad 553 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,040 You fucking kidding me? 554 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,040 I'm just saying I'd rather be crucified 555 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,040 Than be on a podcast I'll probably survive like 3 days 556 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,040 You might want to crucifixion 557 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,040 I think I'd choose crucifixion 558 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,040 I don't fucking know 559 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,040 At the end of the day you die so it doesn't really matter 560 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,040 You know the 561 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,040 Vietnam fucking traps 562 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,040 That were like the torture traps I feel like were fucking brutal 563 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,040 Like the punchy steaks 564 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,040 Covered in fucking shit 565 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,040 And you had like the fucking snake pits 566 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,040 And like the fucking 567 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,040 The one where they cover you in honey 568 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,040 And then put you in like a bog where you'd get eaten by 569 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,040 Fucking flies 570 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,040 And maggots and shit 571 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,040 Dude I just can't believe that 572 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,040 Fucking tunnel rats were like a thing 573 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,040 You had to have been 574 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,040 You had to be fucking nuts 575 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,040 Well a lot of these people didn't have choices 576 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,040 That was just their role because they were tiny 577 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,040 Like if Dan was in there 578 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,040 Oh he'd be a tunnel rat 579 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,040 But Dan would be a fucking psycho killer 580 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,040 Tunnel rat 581 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,040 He'd be like AHHHH 582 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,040 Nobody's beating Dan in one on one combat 583 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,040 Like he's in his fucking element 584 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,040 In that tunnel bro 585 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,040 He'd be fucking undefeated 586 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,040 In the tunnel 587 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,040 Do you know what the tunnel rats were in Vietnam? 588 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,040 No 589 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,040 So Vietnam had like these 590 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,040 Yeah they had like these complicated network of tunnels 591 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,040 So you'd just fucking literally 592 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,040 Throw a guy in and be like here's an M1911 593 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,040 And a flashlight have fun 594 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,040 Break a leg buddy 595 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,040 And they're also like their fucking fatality rates 596 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,040 Among the fucking tunnel rats 597 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,040 Insane 598 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,040 Ridiculously high 599 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,040 Because think of what you're asking them to do 600 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,040 And in a lot of instances they would know 601 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,040 Certain parts, they would know an American was in their tunnel 602 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,040 And they'd wait until you got in the right spot 603 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,040 And then stab you 604 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,040 No they'd either stab you or they would just fuck 605 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,040 Because they have hiding spots carved into them 606 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,040 For when the tunnel rats come in 607 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,040 But additionally if you went too deep and they knew that you were there 608 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,040 They would just flood it 609 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,040 And you'd fucking drown to death 610 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,040 So later in the war the Americans were like fuck this 611 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,040 I'm gonna go through the tunnels 612 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,040 Because they figured out that if you put the flamethrower in there 613 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,040 The flame would go through the entire tunnel 614 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,040 So they'd just fucking 615 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,040 They'd flame it for like 15 seconds 616 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,040 Their entire tunnel system would be on fire 617 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,040 I actually read a story 618 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,040 That was pretty fucking crazy 619 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,040 Because later 620 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,040 Not later in the war, we did this pretty fucking early on to be honest 621 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,040 But we flooded their tunnels too 622 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,040 But they had plans to get out of these tunnels 623 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,040 But they also had like these safe banks 624 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,040 That were like within them 625 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,040 Like they would make areas that would be 626 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,040 An air pocket that you'd be able to hang out in 627 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 But like you'd have like 50 feet of tunnels above you 628 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,040 There's like this crazy story 629 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,040 Of these fucking guys that make it through 630 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,040 The system of like 50 tunnels 631 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,040 It's completely underwater to make it out 632 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,040 Because they know it like the back of their hand 633 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,040 But you'd still be like alright I need to swim 634 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,040 Pitch black mud water 635 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,040 For 15 feet 636 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,040 Hope the tunnel doesn't flood or collapse while I'm in it 637 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,040 Make it to this air pocket 638 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,040 And then do it five more times 639 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040 That sounds so mentally horrific to me 640 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,040 Like the mental strength 641 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,040 That would fucking take to do 642 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,040 Yeah 643 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,040 There was a fucking guy 644 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,040 Who read in a diving accident 645 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,040 Who made it to that air pocket 646 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,040 And his flashlight died 647 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,040 And he decided to stay up there 648 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,040 Because he's like 649 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,040 I have the air to get out 650 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,040 But like I'm not going to see where I'm going 651 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,040 I don't know this cave I'm in 652 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,040 Like I'm just going to stay here 653 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,040 Is it talking about how fucking insane spelunking is? 654 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,040 It really is 655 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,040 Like why would you do that? 656 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,040 Oh yeah there's that guy 657 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,040 John Jones that got stuck in that 658 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,040 Cave like head first 659 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,040 Upside down 660 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,040 But like why? 661 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,040 Why in any fucking world would you be like 662 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,040 Yo this is a super tight space 663 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,040 Yeah I'm going to crawl through it 664 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,040 Yeah dude even caves that are on like surface level 665 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,040 Like at Thatcher Park there's that one that you can kind of walk into 666 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,040 That even gives me like the heebie jeebies 667 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,040 I can't be like more than 10 feet into a cave 668 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,040 And be like 669 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,040 The weight of everything around me 670 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,040 And there's dark cold damp 671 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,040 There's spiders everywhere 672 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,040 Like snakes 673 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,040 Like it's just fucking like the worst environment to be 674 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,040 What about House Caverns? You ever been there? 675 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,040 I have been 676 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,040 House Caverns I never had like an issue with 677 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,040 No because it's like completely lit up 678 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,040 Like it looks like humanity has touched it 679 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,040 But like there's people that go into these fucking dark caves 680 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,040 And like literally like 681 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,040 It's like shit that you have to like put your arms like this 682 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,040 Like all the way up 683 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,040 And like slightly 684 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,040 And you have to like exhale all the fucking 685 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,040 Air in your lungs and then like 686 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,040 Crawl with your fingers and she's like 687 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,040 Why would you want to do that? 688 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040 Like no one's forcing you to do this 689 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,040 You don't want to do it that's why 690 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,040 I'm claustrophobic 691 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,040 Also all of us 692 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,040 All of us are too big to 693 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,040 Do actual like yeah like spelunking 694 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,040 Like we're too tall and too 695 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,040 Like built 696 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,040 But people would say why would you want to go to the Conjuring House 697 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,040 And like ghost hunt 698 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,040 That's not being under fucking ground 699 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,040 And like crawling 700 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,040 You're fucking hunting demons 701 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,040 I'd rather do that than fucking crawl through a fucking 702 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040 Tunnel 703 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,040 Because these fucking like imagine 704 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,040 Like at least in like 705 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,040 If you are 706 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,040 Like inland and you get like trapped under like 707 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,040 A boulder or something 708 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,040 At least the ground has a little bit of give 709 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,040 At least there's like a chance that something's gonna give 710 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,040 When you are in like rock 711 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,040 And you're crawling through rock there is no 712 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,040 Give in rock at all 713 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,040 My favorite YouTube channel is this guy who fucking 714 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,040 He has this ghost town 715 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,040 And it's like an old mining town 716 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,040 That's like in California 717 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,040 And it's in the middle of fucking nowhere 718 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,040 But it has this mine that reaches 719 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,040 Like 700 feet down but like 720 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,040 For the first year he was here he would explore the mines 721 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,040 Like he's an avid cave guy and he's like 722 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,040 We're never gonna make it to the 700 level 723 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,040 The lift blew out from there there's no way to connect it 724 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,040 And then while he goes down there like 725 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,040 He finds a map of the tunnels 726 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,040 And he's like I think we can make it to the 700 level 727 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,040 I don't want to go to the 700 level 728 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040 I know and it's so weird though but like he's walking through 729 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,040 And they're finding these dynamite that are like 730 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,040 Extremely volatile because if you leave dynamite alone for too long 731 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,040 It'll blow up 732 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040 Well it doesn't blow up it just makes it so like 733 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,040 The dynamite kind of gets outside of the casing 734 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,040 Thank you 735 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,040 And it's just extremely volatile like if you threw that stick of dynamite 736 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,040 Or like were holding a box and dropped it 737 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,040 It would blow up 738 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,040 And he like constantly finds out he's like 739 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,040 Oh that's the old dynamite room better hope 740 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,040 We don't throw anything in there 741 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,040 Hope I don't knock a pebble in there by accident 742 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,040 And fucking blow this place to holy hell 743 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,040 And then like he's crawling through all like 744 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:38,040 He finds these passages that are like completely blown out 745 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,040 And just finds like these tiny little holes to dig into them 746 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,040 Descends another 200 feet by rope 747 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,040 And he's like we're at the 700 level 748 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,040 Oh I just found a pair of jeans 749 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,040 These are so cool 750 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,040 And it's like I need to go up 700 feet 751 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:56,040 They use the original lift from like the 1800s in there 752 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,040 Like why are we using that? 753 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,040 There's gotta be a better way 754 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,040 I'd honestly prefer a fucking rope just to go down 755 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,040 Than a fucking 1930s 756 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,040 1930s what the fuck am I saying? 757 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,040 It's old 758 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,040 1800s 759 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:16,040 Bro aren't you scared of getting possessed by demons? 760 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,040 Not really 761 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:21,040 So basically what I've read in the bible 762 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,040 And things of that nature 763 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,040 If you have true faith in God a demon can't touch you 764 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,040 Well I'm an atheist 765 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,040 Well you guys are fucked 766 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,040 God will protect me 767 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,040 Nah I don't think those demons got shit 768 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,040 I don't think those demons got shit 769 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,040 Does it stipulate in there about God's existence? 770 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,040 I mean I could give you guys a blessing 771 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,040 Even if you guys don't believe in it 772 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,040 I could kinda give you a little blessing before we went in 773 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,040 I think I left my holy water at home I'm sorry 774 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,040 No like if we go to the conjuring house I could do that 775 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,040 Okay I'll allow you one blessing 776 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,040 One blessing 777 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,040 You may bless me once 778 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,040 You're baptized 779 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:08,040 You're saved do you feel it now? 780 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,040 The holy ghost 781 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,040 I feel him in my body 782 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,040 I wanna go to some place that's like really haunted 783 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,040 I wanna go to Weavers Asylum in Alabama 784 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,040 Cause I never actually believed 785 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,040 I never really believed in ghosts 786 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:30,040 Until I started watching Ghosts of Entires and we went ghost hunting and stuff 787 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,040 So like do you actually believe in ghosts? 788 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,040 I think it's very proud 789 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,040 I don't think you can fake some of the evidence that they get 790 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,040 Like the intelligent responses that they get 791 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:48,040 Dude Ali Mack and me found something out in those woods 792 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,040 We did 793 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,040 And I don't 794 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:57,040 I was like really teetering on maybe it doesn't exist maybe it does 795 00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,040 Until like I experienced something like that 796 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:07,040 Like that thing in the woods definitely changed my like thing being like from like being like 797 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:11,040 I'll do it like inquisitively to being like this shit's fucking real 798 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,040 It was fun though I liked it 799 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,040 But like it definitely like solidified like me being like this shit's fucking real 800 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,040 Like there was something in those woods with us 801 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:26,040 It is definitely the closest I felt 802 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,040 I don't know it's tough 803 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,040 Ali Mack are you down to come to the Conjuring House with us? 804 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,040 Oh I am absolutely 805 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:38,040 We got three people we got four people it will be cheaper 806 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,040 Dan's a pussy 807 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Dan's like I don't want to go 808 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,040 Dan dude that doesn't seem like a real fun time 809 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,040 Oh the place I wanted to go to 810 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:56,040 Dan's punishment on the next Jeopardy he loses is he has to come to the Conjuring House 811 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,040 Yes yes it is 812 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,040 So the one I want to go ghost hunting at is 813 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,040 So you have Ellis Island right? 814 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,040 Yeah 815 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,040 Then you have this island next to Ellis Island 816 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,040 Oh dude I've seen that 817 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,040 Yeah that's a hospital but it was more of like a 818 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,040 What's that? 819 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,040 Roosevelt Island? 820 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,040 No 821 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,040 Didn't Ghosts and Ventures go there? 822 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:18,040 I don't think it's called I mean I don't see it being called Roosevelt Island anywhere 823 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,040 But it's a hospital complex or like an island over 824 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,040 I know that's the one by the one in LA 825 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,040 There's one that's actually 826 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,040 No this is the one in Ellis Island it's right next to Ellis Island 827 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:34,040 There's actually an asylum that you can pay to stay the night in 828 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:40,040 In East Bethany New York which is closer than the Conjuring House 829 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:45,040 It's fucking Ghosts and Ventures went there it's called Rolling Hills Asylum 830 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,040 Yeah this one 831 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,040 We'll fucking go there too 832 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:52,040 This one with Ellis Island it was meant for people that were sick that came off the boat 833 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:57,040 But then it kind of just turned into like a sanitarium with like really really shitty care 834 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:02,040 And then we shut it down and then it sat abandoned for 60 years 835 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,040 And it just opened up for tours 836 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,040 Is it in the New Jersey side or is it in the New York side? 837 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,040 Jersey but it's I know 838 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:16,040 But now it's open for tours since 2014 but it was abandoned for 60 years and apparently it's ridiculously haunted 839 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,040 It's open for tours 840 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:24,040 So you know like the Saratoga County fucking Saratoga County Tuberculosis Clinic the one that we have 841 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,040 Yeah 842 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:32,040 They have that but it's in fucking what county is that? 843 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,040 East Bethany 844 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,040 Shit 845 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:41,040 And we can go to there and investigate it 846 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:49,040 And like you get like free reign of it if you pay like for it and we could do that too that'd be kind of cool 847 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,040 How much is that? 848 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,040 I think for a night let me see 849 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,040 Which one is the Asylum? 850 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,040 Yeah the Asylum 851 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,040 Where's East Bethany? 852 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,040 East Bethany New York? 853 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,040 East Bethany New York 854 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,040 Hey what's up dude? 855 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:11,040 It's out west 856 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,040 Oh my buffalo 857 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,040 Yeah what's good dude? 858 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,040 We got Dan, the Vitamin Man up in this podcast 859 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,040 That's a must dude I'll just be chilling 860 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:28,040 Dude the fucking the Rolling Hills Asylum fucking like um like page looks like a fucking like strip clubs website 861 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,040 Just scroll through it like it looks like a strip club website 862 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,040 I don't know I don't have anything to compare it to 863 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,040 I've never seen a strip club website 864 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,040 Okay Dan 865 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,040 Like it's just some 19 moves ad 866 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:45,040 That is how I would imagine one might look like that 867 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,040 Very poor, hasn't been touched since 2002 868 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,040 Look at Nightmoves website it looks almost exactly like this 869 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,040 Yeah I've seen it 870 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,040 I was on it earlier today 871 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,040 I was on it earlier today 872 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:06,040 This medieval torture thing, the number one medieval torture device was the Pear of Anguish 873 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,040 The Pear of Anguish? 874 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,040 The Pear of Anguish 875 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:18,040 This was a pear shaped device with the body of a pear made up of four metal leaves joined by a hinge at the top and a key or crank on one end 876 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:24,040 The pear was inserted into the vagina, anus or throat depending on the nature of the crime committed 877 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:32,040 The oral device was used for heretics while the anal and vaginal pairs were used on homosexuals and witches respectively 878 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,040 I don't know they're in the same category 879 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:41,040 Turning the key, turning the key open the leaves causing massive internal damage 880 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:46,040 The device was rarely fatal but other methods of torture would usually follow 881 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,040 Oh the fucking, the one I was thinking of too is there's the skull crusher 882 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:56,040 The one where they essentially put your head in a vice and then just slowly fucking crank the handle down on your skull 883 00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:04,040 And like it just cracks while, your skull will audibly crack while they're interrogating you and you'll still be with it enough to like be like ahhhh 884 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,040 Oh nice 885 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,040 That's fucking horrible 886 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:16,040 I like the, I thought it was, it's called pressing or something where like you lay down and they keep putting heavier and heavier blocks 887 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:22,040 They didn't have the Salem witch trials so that was essentially stoning at that point which is different 888 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,040 I actually found out that one of my grandmothers was killed at the Salem witch trials 889 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,040 Well that's great 890 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,040 Damn 891 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,040 Yeah 892 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,040 Really? 893 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,040 So was she a witch? 894 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,040 Your grandmother? You mean a great? 895 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,040 Whatever great 896 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,040 Elizabeth something 897 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:46,040 But yeah she got you know murder alert at the fucking witch trials 898 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:52,040 Yeah they say that like that whole shit was going down because there was this mold on the grains 899 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,040 Ergot, have you heard of it? 900 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,040 I've heard of it, I can't, I wouldn't be able to tell you 901 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,040 Yeah they're fucking there just eating moldy grain 902 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,040 So we're like everyone's a witch 903 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,040 Just making everybody hallucinate 904 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,040 And it was just the mass hysteria after that 905 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:11,040 And they had like the women that were dancing naked in the woods like that was like one of the things that they're like they're dancing naked in the woods 906 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,040 Like they're just fucking brain fucked because of the fucking mold 907 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,040 Yeah 908 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:24,040 And it just also promoted this fucking mentality of if I don't accuse somebody else of being a witch I'm going to come under suspicion 909 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,040 And it was just a chain fucking reaction 910 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,040 It's not like anybody survives their trials which you fucking die 911 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:36,040 So Dan would like this so would Casey I watched a Sky King documentary today 912 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,040 Oh yeah yeah 913 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,040 Dude he was the fucking man 914 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,040 Yo I don't want to hurt nobody 915 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,040 I just want you to whisper sweet nothings into my ear 916 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,040 What does that even mean? 917 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,040 Look at awesome he's like 918 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:56,040 He's like how fast do you go and he's just like about minimum wage? Yeah 919 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,040 We'll chalk it up to that 920 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:04,040 Do you guys ever think about the logic behind what they did with the sandwich trials though where they just threw you into the water? 921 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,040 How do we go back to this? 922 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,040 We're talking about the Sky King we'll get back to the Sky King 923 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,040 Because that is amazing 924 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,040 No I'm sorry I don't mean to derail I'm just thinking about it 925 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,040 It's just like when they threw you into the thing you're like if you float you're a witch if you don't float you're a 926 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,040 Yeah and if you're a witch what happens when you come up they fucking kill you 927 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,040 It's not like 928 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:29,040 Think about like it's hard enough to get all of us together right everybody here 929 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,040 Imagine how many people they had to get to agree on that to be like this is a valid test 930 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,040 We're just gonna say 931 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,040 Yo so hear me out 932 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,040 Like yeah yeah 933 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,040 Alright guys 934 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,040 Alright and on that note you're a witch 935 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:50,040 How many people agree to like blood tests like people don't always know what blood tests are but they always agree to it 936 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,040 Because like people doctors tell them you know what I'm saying 937 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,040 Like if scientists tell you 938 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,040 So you think that they believe that there is somebody that was like 939 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,040 If the leaders tell you that something is true 940 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:05,040 Listen if I'm sick and they're like hey we're gonna do a blood test I'm like sure because I'm sick they're probably gonna be testing 941 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,040 My levels of shit 942 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,040 But how do you know blood tests are actually real 943 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,040 Because they look at your fucking levels 944 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,040 I've actually worked in a lab 945 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,040 I haven't worked in a lab but I've gotten the lab results 946 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,040 Exactly 947 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,040 Maybe it was like the whole COVID thing 948 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:23,040 How they like they forced like everybody to get the vaccine 949 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,040 Right under duress 950 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,040 Like you're not gonna like you know what I mean 951 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,040 Like it was kind of like 952 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,040 When I was working at our old job they forced like us to get like the test 953 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:40,040 Or like the vaccine in order to like not fucking like have to wear a mask constantly and like all this shit 954 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:46,040 They actually I think they fired somebody because they straight up refused to take the stick 955 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,040 I really wish I didn't get it 956 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,040 Same 957 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,040 I wish I didn't because there's like 958 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,040 There's some reports that there's like lasting effects 959 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,040 I don't feel any 960 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,040 And I feel better 961 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,040 Ever since I got it I've had high blood pressure 962 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,040 Really? Yeah 963 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,040 I've heard that dude that like people I mean I did have a reaction to it 964 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,040 And basically 965 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:10,040 I had no reaction to it but since then my blood pressure has been up like 20 points 966 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,040 Wow 967 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,040 Yeah I mean 968 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,040 I didn't change my diet I didn't change anything but since I've got the vaccine it's been up 20 points 969 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,040 I don't think it changed anything 970 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,040 I've been hearing color since I got covid 971 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,040 No I got 972 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,040 I had a whole my whole right side turned red 973 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,040 Just my right side 974 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,040 Really? Yeah and I went to the 975 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,040 What the fuck vaccine did you guys get? 976 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,040 Yeah no 977 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,040 You guys were Johnson and Johnson first go 978 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,040 I had an immune skin reaction 979 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,040 Down to like my head 980 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,040 I had a fucking massive internal hemorrhoid 981 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,040 Actually I can see which one I still have my covid card 982 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,040 What one did you have? 983 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,040 I had my organs just switch sides 984 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,040 When I got the vaccine guys 985 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,040 I had the Moderna one 986 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,040 I instantly went jaundice when I got the vaccine 987 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,040 I've been on dialysis ever since I got the vaccine guys 988 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,040 I fucking shrunk three inches 989 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,040 My dick grew three inches 990 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,040 The vaccine gave me autism 991 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,040 So Dan 992 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,040 Did you hear that 993 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,040 That Trump wants to ban electric cars? 994 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,040 If he gets electric press 995 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,040 It's not gonna happen 996 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,040 Do you still want to vote for him? 997 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,040 Dude I'm on the 998 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,040 I'm sitting on the fence and I'm watching these fucking assholes from both sides 999 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,040 Look like idiots 1000 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,040 I'm not gonna be involved in this 1001 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,040 If you don't vote you don't have the right to fucking complain 1002 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,040 No I'm gonna complain 1003 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,040 Trust me I'm gonna complain 1004 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,040 You're still a citizen yeah 1005 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,040 But I can't dude I can't get on board with this whole group think 1006 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,040 On both sides 1007 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,040 Cause it's 1008 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,040 Like I said last time I'm both sides 1009 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,040 On both ends of the spectrum 1010 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,040 You have the dumbest of the dumb people 1011 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,040 The fucking 1012 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,040 The one in ten on both sides dude 1013 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,040 And I don't want to be associated with either one of them 1014 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,040 I'm like 1015 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,040 I can see logic on both sides 1016 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,040 And as soon as you get into the them versus us mentality 1017 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,040 You don't get anything done 1018 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,040 And I don't want to be involved in that bullshit 1019 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,040 I don't want to be involved in the downfall of this country 1020 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,040 I want to say I was one of the people that was standing back watching 1021 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,040 And I kind of want to enjoy the mayhem 1022 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,040 And I kind of want to enjoy the mayhem 1023 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,040 And I kind of want to enjoy the mayhem 1024 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,040 Without having any blood on my hands 1025 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,040 I thought you wanted your electric cars though 1026 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,040 Yeah he's not gonna ban them 1027 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,040 He wants to 1028 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,040 I mean he's gonna be president but he's not gonna ban them 1029 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,040 How the fuck is he gonna get that through 1030 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,040 Can we talk about sky king 1031 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,040 Sky king fucking 1032 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,040 We will we will talk about that 1033 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,040 He wants to dissolve Tesla 1034 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,040 He didn't say that did he 1035 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,040 No dude 1036 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040 But that's what I'm talking about 1037 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,040 Wrong 1038 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,040 Republicans are so short sighted 1039 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,040 On 1040 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,040 On environmental issues 1041 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,040 Global warming doesn't exist 1042 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,040 I'm like okay every 1043 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,040 I don't know if it does or doesn't 1044 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,040 I really don't it could be all made up 1045 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,040 It could be fear mongering 1046 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,040 It's like democrats saying that 1047 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,040 The border crisis 1048 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,040 Isn't real 1049 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,040 It's not bad to have undocumented 1050 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,040 Criminals from Mexico 1051 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,040 Just coming in and raping everybody 1052 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,040 And Joe 1053 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,040 You see like this week Joe Biden 1054 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,040 You know the federal troops they're having 1055 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,040 This thing in Mexico and the Texas 1056 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,040 Border where like the 1057 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,040 The Texas state 1058 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,040 National guard 1059 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,040 Has gone in and took control of the area 1060 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,040 They won't let the federal troops 1061 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,040 In the area 1062 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,040 Declared martial law 1063 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,040 Wait wait wait wait wait say that again 1064 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040 Wait huh 1065 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,040 The Texas governor declared like 1066 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,040 Martial law or something because of the border 1067 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,040 Crisis 1068 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,040 Martial law is the federal government 1069 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,040 Right 1070 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,040 He's the governor of the 1071 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,040 State so he's saying 1072 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,040 He's saying the federal government 1073 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,040 Isn't doing their jobs and cleaning up the border 1074 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,040 For crisis 1075 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,040 They're absolutely failing to do their duties 1076 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,040 So like he got all the national guard members from 1077 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,040 Texas and like the Texas state troopers 1078 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,040 Go to the border 1079 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,040 And they like built like a wall 1080 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,040 And kept out the federal agents 1081 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,040 And they won't let them back in 1082 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,040 Dude you know what bro 1083 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,040 The federal government was never supposed to have 1084 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,040 The control it has today 1085 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,040 It was never supposed to be as centralized as it is 1086 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,040 It's literally supposed to be like 1087 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,040 You go to the federal government 1088 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,040 And there's some fucking dusty 1089 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,040 Old guy covered in cobwebs 1090 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,040 That comes to answer like you ring the bell 1091 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,040 Well there is it's called Biden 1092 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,040 Yeah but I mean it's supposed to be like basically 1093 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,040 Non-existent and he was like get the fuck 1094 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,040 Out of there and they were like no 1095 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,040 We're not going to do that. Who said get the fuck 1096 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,040 Out of there? Biden. Well dude 1097 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,040 Like honestly the federal 1098 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,040 Government is failing to do their job 1099 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,040 They're absolutely they're not even failing 1100 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,040 To do their job they're actively working 1101 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,040 Against the states 1102 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,040 So I mean dude 1103 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,040 We're 33 trillion dollars in debt 1104 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,040 We're 10 trillion dollars in debt in the year 2000 1105 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,040 There's actually like end in sight 1106 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,040 We could actually take that out if we wanted to 1107 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,040 Now we're so far in debt 1108 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,040 That we'll never get out of it 1109 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040 Ever. It's impossible at this point 1110 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,040 And we're just shuttling people in 1111 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040 We can't take care of the people we got 1112 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,040 Okay we've got enough crisis 1113 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,040 Going on we can't take on more 1114 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,040 People. Dude let them come in 1115 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,040 Do an accelerated program where they can 1116 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,040 Come in legally okay if 1117 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,040 They want to. That's fine. Don't 1118 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,040 Start shuttling them to hotels 1119 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,040 In New York City though. Or airports. We were talking 1120 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,040 About that. Like dude 1121 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,040 You got the fucking one in 1122 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,040 Rotterdam 1123 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,040 The Super 8 Motel there 1124 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,040 That's the same thing 1125 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040 They kicked out all of the people who like 1126 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,040 Not homeless but they there were residents 1127 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,040 There. They evicted all 1128 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,040 Of them and then they the next 1129 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,040 Day like a bus came in with all 1130 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,040 These people that don't speak English 1131 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,040 There's been tuberculosis outbreaks inside 1132 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,040 Of the building because of 1133 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,040 None of them are fucking vaccinated for 1134 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,040 Any of this shit. Is just the one on the 1135 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,040 Roundabout there. Yep right there. Jesus. Right there 1136 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,040 I. No I shouldn't say that. That's a creepy ass 1137 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,040 Motel. It is. I went 1138 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,040 I went there with an ex girlfriend 1139 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,040 Once she came to visit from Pennsylvania 1140 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,040 And I was like dude 1141 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,040 This place is freaking me out we gotta leave 1142 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,040 We gotta leave. Yeah 1143 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,040 Yeah that place is. I got I'll tell you 1144 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,040 More about it on break. There's things 1145 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,040 I don't want to say on the pod. Right. That's 1146 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,040 Fucked up dude. There's videos of 1147 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,040 Logan Airport this week where they just had like 1148 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,040 The immigrants 1149 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,040 Illegal immigrants lining fucking 1150 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,040 Terminals. What state is that? 1151 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,040 Boston. Yeah 1152 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,040 Dude what a bang up job like 1153 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,040 There's some things that people 1154 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,040 Like to blame. People always want 1155 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,040 Somebody to blame. Right. And there's 1156 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,040 Things that people like to blame on 1157 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,040 On Biden. Right. And 1158 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,040 The Democrats and this administration 1159 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,040 Right. But it's not really their 1160 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,040 Fault. It would have happened to anybody that was in 1161 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,040 The position at the time. But 1162 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,040 This. This is completely 1163 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,040 Their fault. This is absolutely 1164 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,040 Fucked beyond belief. Yeah 1165 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,040 It's like dude look 1166 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,040 Honestly it's gotta get to a 1167 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,040 Point where people just stop listening 1168 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,040 To the government once they can't get the budget under 1169 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,040 Control. It's like if you can't 1170 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,040 If you can't balance the 1171 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,040 Books I don't trust you to do 1172 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,040 Anything. Like really. And they 1173 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,040 Don't even try though. They're just 1174 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,040 Okay with sinking further in debt. 1175 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,040 Right. They're okay with that. It's not even 1176 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,040 Like they fucking consider that that's a bad 1177 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,040 Thing that we're going further in debt. I just say 1178 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,040 Fucking tell China to kick rocks 1179 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,040 I'm not. We're not paying it. Fucking 1180 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,040 Pound fall. I mean do we owe it to 1181 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,040 China? Who do we owe it to? We owe it to China. 1182 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,040 Fucking. I don't even know what a trade deficit is. 1183 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,040 It's owing it to China. You know I 1184 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,040 Remember I only know what a GDP is because Jeff 1185 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,040 Always used to talk about GDPs. That's where 1186 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,040 I learned about it. But other than that 1187 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,040 Our national debt is to China and I'll 1188 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,040 Just tell China. I'll just tell China 1189 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,040 I'd just be like kick rocks. Fuck you. 1190 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,040 Well that's the thing though is that China 1191 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,040 That's how war starts. It's not. Well yeah but 1192 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,040 China also knows that we're not going to pay this 1193 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,040 Back. You know it's like but they're in debt to us as well. 1194 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,040 So here's my thing if everybody's in debt. Yeah we're 1195 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,040 The major. We are the biggest export for them. 1196 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,040 Right. So if everybody's in debt to each other. 1197 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,040 Like China's in worse shape than we are 1198 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,040 As far as debt. I didn't even know that was reflected. 1199 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,040 So here's the thing alright. 1200 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,040 Somebody's gotta like be getting all this money. 1201 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,040 Right. Right. So that's the thing okay. 1202 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,040 So here's how it's supposed to work right. 1203 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,040 So they're supposed to be like say. 1204 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,040 I know if I'd want to put a captain's. 1205 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,040 Say instead of money we use sticks. 1206 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,040 Right. And there's only 1207 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,040 There's only ten sticks out there. 1208 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,040 Right. And you can come and you can 1209 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,040 Trade a stick for say an apple. 1210 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,040 You know that that stick is good for one apple. 1211 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,040 Right. Yeah. 1212 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,040 So you're supposed to 1213 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,040 You're supposed to be able to come and trade it for an apple. 1214 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,040 And everybody it's 1215 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,040 It's there's not too many out there. 1216 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,040 Right. But basically 1217 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,040 What's this is hard to explain. 1218 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,040 There's more sticks than apples. There's like 1219 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,040 There's supposed to be ten sticks out there and ten apples. 1220 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,040 Right. There's a hundred sticks. 1221 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,040 Right. It's like 1222 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,040 That's kind of a bad analogy but 1223 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,040 There's only ten apples. Yeah. 1224 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,040 But basically what I'm saying is like if everybody's in debt 1225 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,040 Where's the 1226 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,040 In debt to who. Where's the money going. 1227 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,040 Why don't we just everybody just cancel. 1228 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,040 But like you gotta think about like 1229 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,040 If somebody was just like a dude that never paid 1230 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,040 Debt back. Why would you keep lending to them though. 1231 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,040 Because they're dependent on us 1232 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,040 For that export and we are giving them 1233 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,040 Some semblance of currency. 1234 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,040 We're giving them the business. 1235 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,040 The business. I mean 1236 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,040 We're just creating more money. 1237 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,040 The thing is is like banks have to create 1238 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,040 Debt. Like they have 1239 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,040 To. That's how they make money. 1240 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,040 That was like the biggest thing like 1241 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,040 The only reason I was able to get this 1242 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,040 Apartment was because it wasn't owned by like a company. 1243 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,040 It was owned by like a landlord. 1244 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,040 He's like I don't care about like credit and stuff. 1245 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,040 I just want to make sure you weren't like bankrupt or 1246 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,040 Didn't do anything like that. Every single apartment 1247 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,040 That I went to because I don't have a credit card 1248 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,040 There's like that was like owned by a company. 1249 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,040 There's like yeah no you don't have 1250 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,040 Any credit because you don't have a credit card. I'm like 1251 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,040 I don't want to have a credit card. You never had a loan. 1252 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,040 Good for you. No. Good for you. I paid it. 1253 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,040 I never had a credit card but my credit's high because 1254 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,040 Of school and cards. No I paid 1255 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,040 I've paid everything off in full that I've gotten. 1256 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,040 So I had like I had zero credit. 1257 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,040 Good for you. I could have bought my 1258 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,040 Deep out right but my dad was like don't 1259 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,040 Get a payment plan because it's going to 1260 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,040 Establish credit and I was like yeah whatever 1261 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,040 Dad and I did it now and I'm like 1262 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,040 Okay that was a pretty good fucking idea. 1263 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,040 The thing is like 1264 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,040 I'm financing a couch that I bought 1265 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,040 Just so I can get credit and shit. 1266 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,040 I'm financing a couch and I also got 1267 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,040 A fucking really cool table that I think you're going to 1268 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,040 Fucking think is really cool when you see it. 1269 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,040 I got a picture of it. It's a fucking 1270 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,040 Table. It's a clock. 1271 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,040 Oh shit. It's fucking really cool. 1272 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,040 I'm going to get a credit card 1273 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,040 Just because you get 1274 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,040 So many benefits with them. Oh shit. 1275 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,040 That's fucking dope dude. It's an actual working clock 1276 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,040 To like the gears. Wow. Like spinning it. 1277 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,040 Where'd you get that? Old brick. 1278 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,040 Oh shit. It's cool yeah. Damn. 1279 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,040 That's awesome. Yeah it cost 1280 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,040 More than the house. It was only 1281 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,040 Five hundred. That's not bad at all. 1282 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,040 Yeah I thought it was going to be like two grand or something 1283 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,040 And I saw five hundred and I'm like alright I'm getting this. 1284 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,040 I need that. What time is it? 1285 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,040 Yeah like I'll just be sitting on the couch and be like 1286 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,040 Yeah. 1287 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,040 It only takes a D battery too. 1288 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,040 Oh really? Yeah. 1289 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,040 Well I mean yeah it's like the same mechanism just a little bigger. 1290 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,040 Yeah. Cause most of them 1291 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,040 Take double A's like a regular sized clock. 1292 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,040 Yeah. 1293 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,040 Yeah. I thought it 1294 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,040 Had to be plugged in or something though. You know? 1295 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,040 Yeah. No you probably only have to change it 1296 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,040 Once every couple years too. 1297 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,040 But yeah with credit 1298 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,040 Cards dude. I was listening 1299 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,040 I've been listening to like speeches by Warren Buffett. 1300 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,040 Warren Buffett's kind of a 1301 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,040 Dick though. No he's not. Yeah he is. 1302 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,040 Bro how is, okay give me an example 1303 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,040 Of how he's a dick. 1304 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,040 Dude he lives in the same house he bought 1305 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,040 Forty years ago and he drives 1306 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,040 A ten year old car. What kind of 1307 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,040 Car is it? Well. Toyota 1308 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,040 Prius. I think it's a Toyota 1309 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,040 Corolla. Oh that's even better. 1310 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,040 That's like the go to beater car. 1311 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,040 He doesn't give a fuck and like 1312 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,040 He's not greedy either. But he's like hoarding the money. 1313 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,040 He's literally fucking owns slaves. He's not. He owns an 1314 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,040 Investment company. Yeah but he's hoarding it. 1315 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,040 He's not hoarding it. He doesn't. 1316 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,040 Warren Buffett owned slaves. 1317 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,040 Warren Buffett owned slaves. 1318 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,040 Dude he's not greedy at all. And he 1319 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,040 Says that like one of the secrets 1320 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,040 To his success is that 1321 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,040 He like wasn't, he wasn't 1322 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,040 Greedy. He didn't say it like that but he's like 1323 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,040 A lot of times people get itchy 1324 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,040 To like get rich quick. 1325 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,040 And he goes that'll fuck you up. 1326 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,040 Like he didn't say it like that but he's like 1327 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,040 That's what takes most people out. 1328 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,040 Is because they want to get rich like today. 1329 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,040 And he's like I always just 1330 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,040 You gotta do ETFs. Shit like that. 1331 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,040 You're drinking like one of his biggest investments right there. 1332 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,040 Coca Cola. He's like 1333 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,040 It's, I don't look at the price of the stock. 1334 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,040 I look at the value of the company. 1335 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,040 And he goes like there's always 1336 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,040 Going to be value in Coca Cola. But 1337 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,040 Anyway what I was getting at is like one of his things 1338 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,040 To people. Like somebody said 1339 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,040 How do you manage your finances? He said 1340 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,040 Don't have credit cards. Just 1341 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,040 Don't. He goes the math doesn't work out. 1342 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,040 I just fucking hate the idea. 1343 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,040 It does if you only use it for like a couple hundred a month though. 1344 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,040 Right. Which is like what 1345 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,040 I intend to do with it. I'm never going to do 1346 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,040 Like a big purchase with it. I think 1347 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,040 You buy your groceries and you buy like your gas 1348 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,040 With a credit card and you believe in it that. 1349 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,040 So the wisdom 1350 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,040 Giant that we used to work with 1351 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,040 Fucking tall man. 1352 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,040 The tallest of tall. Oh right yes. 1353 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,040 He gave me 1354 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,040 Advice where he's like when he came back 1355 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,040 From the army he said that he had 1356 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,040 Like bills that he didn't pay when he 1357 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,040 Left to go overseas 1358 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,040 Because he just forgot that he had these bills to pay. 1359 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,040 So when he came back his credit was 1360 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,040 Nothing. Oh shit. Because they 1361 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,040 Fucking. And he's just like fuck. 1362 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,040 So then his one of his 1363 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,040 Like guys in the military told him 1364 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,040 This and he told me this and I'm like that's actually 1365 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,040 A really smart idea. He goes get a 1366 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,040 Credit card. Use it 1367 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,040 Like a debit card. Like one that you could pay off 1368 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,040 Online and then immediately pay 1369 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,040 It with your debit card. Yeah. 1370 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,040 And he's just like he goes and he just goes 1371 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,040 That'll build your credit like super fast because you're 1372 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,040 Using it for every single purchase you do 1373 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,040 But then you're immediately paying it off. 1374 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040 Yeah that's what I'm saying I'm 1375 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,040 Gonna do. Like you just do it for gas 1376 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,040 Groceries you don't need it for anything else. 1377 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,040 In order to get a loan you have 1378 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,040 To go into debt to show that you can go 1379 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,040 That you have to go 1380 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,040 Into debt to show that you can pay. 1381 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,040 You don't have to. I mean 1382 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,040 Dude like if you follow certain like 1383 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,040 Financial advisors advice 1384 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,040 Out there they 1385 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,040 Do something called manual underwriting 1386 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,040 Where you can just say I make this much 1387 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,040 Income and I'm good for the money. You don't 1388 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,040 Need they're like there's some 1389 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,040 Like some financial advisors that say you don't 1390 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,040 Need a credit score at all. Really? Yeah 1391 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,040 And they actually advise like 1392 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,040 The biggest thing I was worried about is that I wouldn't be able to get like a 1393 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,040 House loan. No you do 1394 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,040 Manual underwriting on a mortgage. 1395 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,040 Yep there's companies that'll do it. 1396 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,040 Yeah. Yep. 1397 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,040 Because like 1398 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,040 I'm just moving into the new 1399 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,040 Place obviously you guys 1400 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,040 Know. But like 1401 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,040 I'm gonna be saving up for a house for my next 1402 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,040 Thing because I'm like I'm gonna go from this to a house 1403 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,040 Like that's my goal because 1404 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,040 I'm like like I'm gonna save 1405 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,040 Up constantly and just be like 1406 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,040 Alright time to move on to the actual 1407 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,040 House. Like get enough for a down payment on a house 1408 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,040 And then just go to a house instead. 1409 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,040 For sure. 1410 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,040 But like I'm like fuck 1411 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,040 But like paying rent and paying like utilities 1412 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,040 And shit will also boost my credit score too. 1413 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,040 So 1414 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,040 It's just I just hate the idea of credit 1415 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,040 I don't like it. 1416 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,040 It's an invisible number that we don't 1417 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,040 Know unless we ask a company 1418 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,040 To give us a thing and then some 1419 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,040 Companies if you ask them for your credit score 1420 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,040 They'll lower your credit score which is fucking insane. 1421 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,040 You could get a credit score on credit card. You're dead wrong. 1422 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,040 Right. Yeah if you do a hard 1423 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,040 Inquiry they'll 1424 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,040 Knock your credit score. Which is insane to me. 1425 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,040 Right. I don't give a fuck. 1426 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,040 You're like fucking blow me. What you want to lower it? 1427 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,040 I had to pull my credit score to get 1428 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,040 The fucking job I have now. 1429 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,040 That was part of the hiring 1430 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,040 Process. That's why I'm like 1431 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,040 We'll talk about this later. 1432 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,040 So fucking stupid. Dude we talked 1433 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,040 About it on the last one. 1434 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,040 We did. Yeah we went very in depth with that. 1435 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,040 Yeah. Jesus Christ. 1436 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,040 I forgot about that. Yeah they fucking 1437 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,040 Made me pull. I was like how do I do 1438 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,040 It? My dad was like trying to find a website 1439 01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,040 Where it doesn't knock my credit which 1440 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,040 Doesn't really exist for the purposes 1441 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,040 I was doing it for. Oh my god. 1442 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:19,040 That's fucking hoarse. Like okay 1443 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,040 We'll get. We'll talk about that off the podcast 1444 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,040 Cause I got things to say about that. 1445 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,040 Yeah. I would tell them they're absolutely not 1446 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,040 Getting my credit score. Yeah. 1447 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,040 Even though it's an 800 they can go fucking 1448 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,040 I know. Kick rocks. 1449 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,040 You actually got an 800? Pound salt. 1450 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,040 Let me check it right now actually. 1451 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,040 We gotta get a sound blade 1452 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,040 Dancing kick rocks. Kick rocks. 1453 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,040 Alright let's see. What is the credit karma? 1454 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,040 Yeah. 1455 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,040 Wrong. 1456 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,040 Sky King. That's a good feeling. 1457 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,040 Wrong. So what about Sky King? 1458 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,040 Dude Sky King was a fucking man. 1459 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,040 Like I watched like a whole like documentary 1460 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,040 On it. It was fucking nuts. 1461 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,040 I think I need to take a piss. 1462 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,040 Go take a piss. Yeah I'm gonna go do that. 1463 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,040 So don't get too in depth with Sky King cause I do 1464 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,040 Want to hear about it. We'll dick around while 1465 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,040 You're not here. 1466 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,040 Fucking. The worst life 1467 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,040 Ever invented! 1468 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,040 My life is 1469 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,040 Awful! My life is 1470 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,040 Shit now! 1471 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,040 My life is terrible! 1472 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,040 Alright I'm 808 1473 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,040 On Trans Union. And 807 1474 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,040 On Equifax. 808? 1475 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,040 I thought 800 was 1476 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,040 Fucking perfect. 1477 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,040 No no it goes up to 850. Oh it goes up to 850? 1478 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,040 850 and then 1479 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,040 808 on. That's not bad. I don't give a fuck. 1480 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,040 That doesn't mean 1481 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,040 A god damn thing to me you know why? 1482 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,040 Cause if I went to sign up for a mortgage 1483 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,040 And somebody who's got a 650 credit score 1484 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,040 Is next to me. Like going for the same 1485 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,040 Mortgage. Do you know how much it changes the 1486 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,040 Interest rate right now? Not much. 1487 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,040 Zero. 1488 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,040 Zip. So what the fuck is the point? 1489 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,040 Dude that, this whole 1490 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,040 This whole interest rate thing with the mortgages 1491 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,040 Goes to show that credit score 1492 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,040 Means absolutely jack shit. 1493 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,040 So I don't give a fuck about my credit score. 1494 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,040 I mean I pay my bills 1495 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,040 But I don't give a fuck. I just don't like 1496 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,040 Imaginary numbers that we can't control. 1497 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,040 Like that's horseshit. 1498 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,040 I bought my house when the 1499 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,040 Mortgage rates were 1500 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,040 Low. It was like 1501 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,040 2%. 1502 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,040 So now it's higher. 1503 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,040 What's it like? 6% now or something? 1504 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,040 Yeah it's like 6%. 1505 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,040 6 or 7. I thought it was 8. 1506 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,040 It's fucking high dude. 1507 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,040 It's fucking high. 1508 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,040 And like we're talking about like 1509 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,040 Hundreds of thousands of dollars for a house. 1510 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,040 Like this isn't like 8% 1511 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,040 Of like $5. 1512 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,040 This is like 8% of $100,000. 1513 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,040 Well dude if you do the math 1514 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,040 On it right? 1515 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,040 It basically, if you take out 1516 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,040 A 30 year mortgage 1517 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,040 You pay back double 1518 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,040 What you pay for the house 1519 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,040 Just in interest. 1520 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,040 That's why banks love houses dude. 1521 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,040 They love them. Really the way you can 1522 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,040 Fuck the bank is by getting a 15 year mortgage. 1523 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,040 Because you're 1524 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,040 Fucking them out of all that money they would make 1525 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,040 Over 30 years. Cause most people would rather 1526 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,040 Have the smaller payment. Right? 1527 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,040 But if you actually do the math on it 1528 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,040 Because the interest isn't just on that 1529 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,040 Say the house is $200,000 1530 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,040 And it's 6% 1531 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,040 Interest. That 1532 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,040 Sounds like it would be like oh I'm going to pay 1533 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,040 12 grand on top of the 200,000 1534 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,040 Right? Or something like that. 6% of 1535 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,040 200 grand? 1536 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,040 Is that 12 grand? 1537 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,040 No it would be 12 grand yeah. 1538 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,040 So it doesn't work like that dude. 1539 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,040 It's like 6% 1540 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,040 Of like the monthly 1541 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,040 I don't know how the fuck it works. 1542 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,040 You end up paying double 1543 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,040 For what you pay for the house. So a $200,000 house 1544 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,040 Is actually costing you 1545 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,040 It's almost 400 grand with interest. 1546 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,040 So that's why you want to have like 1547 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,040 A 10 or 15 year mortgage. 1548 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,040 If you can. But most people can't afford 1549 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,040 I can afford that. You could definitely afford that. 1550 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,040 I could not afford that. Yes you could. 1551 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,040 You could definitely afford a 15 1552 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,040 A 15 year. No because I got so much 1553 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,040 In student loans. I'm paying 1554 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,040 Over a thousand dollars a month. 1555 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,040 Really? For student loans. 1556 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,040 That's fucking nuts. 1557 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,040 Jesus yeah. With that. That's like 1558 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,040 I'm paying $250 for rent. 1559 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,040 Wait. Like a hundred 1560 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,040 A thousand. $1250. 1561 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,040 I was going to say $250. 1562 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,040 What the fuck. No I'm paying 1563 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,040 $1250 for rent. The roof leaks a little bit. 1564 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,040 There's no floors in some places. 1565 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,040 I piss in a bucket. 1566 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,040 That's 1567 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,040 The going right dude. You want to know what the average 1568 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,040 Rent is in the United States? 1569 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,040 $1750 a month. 1570 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,040 Really? That is average. 1571 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,040 Dead average. So I got a two bedroom 1572 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,040 And I'm paying $1250. Dude that's a good deal. 1573 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,040 Yeah you're fucking lucky because 1574 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,040 You'll see it on Sunday. 1575 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,040 Yeah. But like 1576 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,040 It's not bad. It's just 1577 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,040 Laid out weird. Like you know? 1578 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,040 And I think that's why it's like the price that it's at 1579 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,040 Because it's not 1580 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,040 It's a decent amount of space but the space is laid 1581 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,040 Out in a really odd way. 1582 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,040 So it's like 1583 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,040 It's not like bad but it's just like 1584 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,040 I have a lot of space but also 1585 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,040 In the spaces like 1586 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,040 The walls are laid out weird. 1587 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,040 So like you're like okay I have like this amount of 1588 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,040 Space here and this amount of space here but it's like really 1589 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,040 Like 1590 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,040 It was an addition on a house 1591 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,040 On top of like 1592 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,040 It was a one family house 1593 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,040 Then it's a two family house that was made in the 50s. 1594 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,040 That was like that. Oh shit. 1595 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,040 So it's like it's weird because it has steps 1596 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,040 Like this like 1597 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,040 There's the kitchen then there's the living room 1598 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,040 Then there's the bedroom. 1599 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,040 Which is like a really like I've never seen anything 1600 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,040 Like it before but like 1601 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,040 I'm like fuck it I'm 25 years 1602 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,040 Old and it's $1250 a month. 1603 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,040 Yeah. 1604 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,040 The split between you and your girl that's like free. 1605 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,040 Yeah. 1606 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,040 I'm like I'm going to be paying almost more 1607 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,040 In utilities and shit than 1608 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,040 Than my actual rent. 1609 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,040 What kind of heat is it? 1610 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,040 It's gas. Like I got a fireplace. 1611 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,040 Oh shit that's fucking awesome. 1612 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,040 Yeah like when I saw the fireplace 1613 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,040 I was like that's fucking. Yeah dude. 1614 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,040 That just makes it man. 1615 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,040 It makes it so much nicer. 1616 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,040 Having a nice little open flame. 1617 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,040 Because then it's like it's not like you're 1618 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,040 Just paying for heat. Yeah. 1619 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,040 Just paying for ambiance. Yeah. 1620 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,040 That's a big deal dude. I think it does something to you 1621 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,040 Psychologically to have that flame there. 1622 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,040 You know. Romantics. 1623 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,040 Well no no it's like something 1624 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,040 Primal man. Because when your brain 1625 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,040 Sees like fire. Real fire. 1626 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,040 You know you're safe. 1627 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,040 I do first thing 1628 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,040 One of the reasons I wake up in the morning 1629 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,040 Is not just for coffee. 1630 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,040 But to go down and sit in front of the fireplace. 1631 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,040 I just like I'm just drawn 1632 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,040 To it. It's the first thing I do. I go down 1633 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,040 To my pallet stove and I just lean on it. 1634 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,040 And just absorb the heat. Yeah. Stare at the fire. 1635 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,040 Yeah because my bedroom. My bedroom's 1636 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,040 Off the lid. Can one of the fans 1637 01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,040 Draw a picture of that? 1638 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,040 I did that as a kid. We had a wood stove. 1639 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,040 I'd wake up for school like 10 minutes early. 1640 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:57,040 I never realized why I did this but that's pretty cool. 1641 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,040 Because I would get up 1642 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,040 And then I would bring like a smaller blanket 1643 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:03,040 Down and I would just lay in front 1644 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,040 Of the fireplace for like 20 minutes until I 1645 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,040 Get up and like get ready for school and shit. 1646 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,040 Dude it's there's I'm telling you there's something like 1647 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,040 I'm not going to be formal about it. Something 1648 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,040 My cat and my dog too. They just hang out by 1649 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,040 And stare at the flame for hours. 1650 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,040 And then just go to bed. Wake up. 1651 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,040 Well dude I mean they would have that's how they would have found 1652 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,040 Humans is like because they were coming to check out 1653 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,040 The fire like what are these motherfuckers up to out 1654 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,040 Here. What the hell are these fucking 1655 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:27,040 Oversized fucking monkeys doing? 1656 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,040 Oh shit is he just eating his 1657 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,040 Smokey? Is he giving me fucking food 1658 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,040 Right now? Right. They're like it smells good 1659 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,040 Over here. The sun went down but there's a mini 1660 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,040 Sun right in front of them. What the fuck is this? 1661 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,040 How do they do it? Yeah. 1662 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,040 Alright this guy can make his own sun. 1663 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,040 I guess I can eat his food. Maybe I'll hang 1664 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,040 Around this guy. Right. 1665 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,040 These guys these motherfuckers know what's up. 1666 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,040 Maybe I'll go hunting for this guy. 1667 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:51,040 Maybe bring him a mouse next time. 1668 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,040 And grill that over the fire. Give me a piece. 1669 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,040 Right. 1670 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,040 I just fucking 1671 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,040 Love that. I saw this one meme 1672 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,040 Where it's like here's my 1673 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,040 Dog like 10,000 generations 1674 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,040 Ago. He would have been like a feral wolf 1675 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,040 Hound or something and now it's just like a pug 1676 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,040 Like struggling to breathe 1677 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,040 On a couch and it's like 1678 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,040 Yeah their ancestors probably wouldn't 1679 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,040 Be too proud of them. 1680 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,040 Like wow you really just fucking 1681 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,040 Slutted out for the humans huh? Oh yeah 1682 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,040 Roll over. Pet my belly. 1683 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,040 What the fuck is that shit? 1684 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,040 Just to take care of ourselves. 1685 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,040 But 1686 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,040 They're cute. They are. They're cute. 1687 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,040 But uh 1688 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,040 Yeah. Sky King. Sky King. 1689 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:35,040 Dan knows a lot 1690 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,040 More about Sky King than I do probably. 1691 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,040 Dude this fucking Sky King 1692 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,040 What was his name? Russell? 1693 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,040 Something. Yeah. Something Russell? 1694 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,040 I don't know. He was some asshole that stole 1695 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,040 He was an asshole. Whoa! 1696 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,040 Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. 1697 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,040 Asshole. He was a plane worker. 1698 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,040 He was a baggage handler. 1699 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,040 No he wasn't a baggage handler. He was like 1700 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,040 The guys who like cart 1701 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,040 The planes out. Like the plane tuggers. 1702 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,040 Like the tugboat for plane guys. Right right. 1703 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,040 Yeah, so he uh 1704 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:08,380 he stole a q400 a bombardier q400 and 1705 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,640 Alaska airline 1706 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,200 Yeah, is that is that 1707 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,280 Hold on a sec. I think it's bombardier. Yeah, you can 1708 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:25,300 That's so weird cuz this popped up that because I've seen that before too and my fucking girlfriend scrolling through tiktok before I leave 1709 01:11:25,300 --> 01:11:28,420 And that comes up and she goes. Oh, yeah, I saw this yesterday 1710 01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:32,220 So yeah, I was like, oh no, it's down calling tonight. Yeah 1711 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:37,900 Like whoa, you know that the fuck yeah bombardier dash 8q 400 1712 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:42,780 They're notoriously hard planes to fly to dude. I mean, they're pretty common but um 1713 01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:47,740 Yeah, so he's he stole it he just it was like 1714 01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:52,040 So it was already running. So it was already on that's a hard part to do is start the plane 1715 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:54,840 then you really have to know what you're doing to start it and 1716 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:59,880 and he had been learning how to fly it and flight simulator because there's a 1717 01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,480 company that makes 1718 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,680 What they call a training level aircraft? 1719 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:09,520 so if you're learning how to fly this airplane you can literally all the controls work and 1720 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,460 Yeah, so it's majestic software is the name of the company 1721 01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:19,440 It's like 80 bucks just for the plane for the download, but you can literally use it to learn how to fly it and 1722 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,080 he had been playing with that and 1723 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:27,840 the way he stole it like the the side like stairs were down 1724 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:33,860 Yeah, and the engines were started and he just ran in and just like took off with it 1725 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:38,280 Like it was already it was already like going ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, and 1726 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,320 Somebody do is shifted into drive 1727 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:50,800 He had to like back it up and like I think he did back it up actually it was turned on and then he backed it 1728 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,400 Up with the thing you're talking about the tug and then 1729 01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:01,920 Yeah, he moves the plane on his own outside of the aircraft first house into it 1730 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,040 Fuck fuck fuck it ran in 1731 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:13,200 But like he actually like so what I heard is that like he got into it and then like when the planes were taken off 1732 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:17,000 He just like went up to like the runway and was waiting for the other plane to take off like a fucking like 1733 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:22,960 Intersection yes, like I know I can go and then he's takes off and like they're like, oh fuck. It's a hijack 1734 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,960 We gotta call the military 1735 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:31,880 Traffic is like hey, buddy. What I love the air. I love air traffic. They're like, are you supposed to be here? 1736 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:36,680 I can't remember exactly what ATC says to him, but ATC is trying to figure it out 1737 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:40,100 They're like he's like I thought I want to take for a ride, you know 1738 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:46,280 Yeah, and I think he had a break on or something while he took off. Yeah, they're smoking 1739 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:52,520 Yeah, because like yeah, the the fucking other pilots like this is a hijacking like this isn't like how normal pilots do it 1740 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:56,360 So that's like the easiest thing is to take the fucking break off, right? 1741 01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,280 And he's just like they're like, you know, this is a hijacking. Yeah, that's it 1742 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:05,320 It took him 10 minutes to scramble the jets for that. Did you know that? Oh really? It took him 10 minutes Wow 1743 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:09,800 It's like Casey and ambulance eight just drive. Also my favorite part my favorite part 1744 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:16,200 I'm sorry. It's what he did a fucking barrel roll in it and it like pulled it up the fucking like the Air Force pilots are like 1745 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,440 Did you see that? 1746 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:20,520 Like and like they just go barrel roll 1747 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,920 They said it was called toy one they like that 1748 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:28,560 They called it toy one like like when they're like toy one just did a barrel roll and then the one guy the one pilot goes 1749 01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:32,280 Confirm barrel roll. They said yes confirm barrel roll. Yeah, I got goes 1750 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,920 Affirmative Wow 1751 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:40,160 I think that that's the one that airframe is not rated for that 1752 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:45,280 They're asking him to land it right? Yeah, they're like they're like, all right Ross 1753 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,700 Why don't you go ahead and there's an Air Force base? 1754 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,240 Tira 1755 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:57,440 Missile, yeah, he's like no, I'm not going there. I'm just like I'm just like I'm gonna kick my ass or something like that 1756 01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:05,280 And uh, yeah that plane would never fly again ever. No, if that plane did a barrel roll, it would never pass it another 1757 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,080 twisting steel 1758 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,280 Yeah point. Yeah 1759 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:14,000 but like like the pilots like like and like I love like I was watching like the documentary on it and they said 1760 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:16,560 even like love like the like the people who are like 1761 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,880 He's like this is like a travesty or like this like the people who are like agree with it 1762 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:24,800 Like every single person goes that was like an impressive thing. It was fucking amazing 1763 01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:30,840 Yeah, like they said he was 10 feet off the ground like he's 10 feet off the water when he fucking pulled up 1764 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:37,920 right the fucking and like the other like the other like pilots like 10 feet off the water and he goes affirm he just like 1765 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,640 Wow 1766 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,000 so 1767 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,840 When I thought barrel roll what they were saying is that he went he went over like the no 1768 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:53,040 He's like a full on like a roll like an aileron roll. Yeah, but he did like a full on like 1769 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,480 He went all the way around 1770 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:07,520 Around upside down and then back down like a fucking one of those ring roll 1771 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:12,560 Yeah, this isn't like a fucking large plane. This is medium-sized plane. Yeah 1772 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,560 Yeah, and like and then when he pulled it up, he was 10 feet off the ground 1773 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:22,480 So when he's coming back down, he like missed the water by feet. Yeah, and then people have that on video 1774 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:28,720 Yeah, yeah, like people I got to see a video of that. What the fuck so they're asking him to land it and 1775 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,000 I think first I was gonna try and do a barrel roll and then see how that goes and then maybe 1776 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,000 No 1777 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:41,280 And so he did the barrel roll and then he he threw up on himself he's like 1778 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,760 Yeah, I got a little sick of myself 1779 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:53,040 Dude he's talking about a way to go dude talking about going out in a fucking ball of flames dude 1780 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:58,080 And he sounds happy too. He doesn't sound like oh my days my life's gonna 1781 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,880 Right over in a couple things like all right 1782 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,800 And there's like having some fun and then I'll take off and then he's like why don't you land it? 1783 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,800 He's like I'm not planning on landing it. I wasn't really planning on landing. Yeah 1784 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,960 He's talking about he's like I want to go over to Mount Rainier. I want to see it 1785 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:16,720 Looks nice doesn't it and like the one pilot like he was trying to tell him to land he's like 1786 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:21,600 It's a beautiful country out there. He's like, yeah, look at that. The sun's kind of setting. Wow 1787 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:26,720 Crazy dude, then he's talking about going to see the orcas. Yeah, he's like I want to see the orca 1788 01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:28,720 Yeah 1789 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:34,720 Dude what a hero dude like you got to play the audio of that like it's fucking nuts 1790 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:54,720 I kept it up. It was on for a while. Yeah, maybe there's a highlight real 1791 01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:00,720 Uh 1792 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,860 But uh, we'll see what we can do and get you in contact with somebody 1793 01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:09,860 Um 1794 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:16,980 This would be dead 1795 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:35,540 Sorry, say that again, sorry, uh my mic came off I threw up a little bit 1796 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:37,540 Uh, you know 1797 01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:40,420 I uh 1798 01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:41,780 hold 1799 01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:46,500 Shoot man. I'm sorry about this. I hope this doesn't ruin your day 22 cross railer 1800 01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:50,580 For your re-sequence feel bad for him 1801 01:18:50,580 --> 01:19:02,500 I'm just flying the plane around you seem comfortable with that. Oh, yeah 1802 01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:11,460 Okay, and uh, and you can see all the terrain around you uh, you've got no issue with visibility or anything 1803 01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:21,880 Yeah, no, everything's beautiful. Um, I think I got some gas to go check out uh, the olympics 1804 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:32,580 Okay, rich, do you know uh, are you able to tell what altitude you're at? We want six left to contact tower for your landing clearance 1805 01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:38,500 Okay, I understand. We are cleared for the visual one six left now. We're gonna switch over to 19 nine for landing 1806 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:45,700 My request is 64 884 you're looking for aero mexico boeing 737 around a former alfana to 1000 1807 01:19:52,340 --> 01:19:54,340 When you taxi out 1808 01:19:54,340 --> 01:19:59,140 600 1809 01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:06,020 A lot of people are gonna be disappointed 1810 01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:08,020 That's so sad though, yeah 1811 01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:29,060 I'm not taking it to any jets. I'm actually keeping you away from aircraft there to trying to land at ctac 1812 01:20:30,180 --> 01:20:34,340 Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to screw with that. I'm glad uh glad you're not 1813 01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:36,340 uh 1814 01:20:36,740 --> 01:20:38,740 You know screwing up everyone else's day 1815 01:20:41,060 --> 01:20:44,820 On account of me all the traffic in front of you make sure they chain up around onto alpha 1816 01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:54,420 So four six roger we're just kind of freezing everybody at the moment so hopefully 1817 01:20:54,420 --> 01:21:00,180 We're moving around we will let us know yeah 1818 01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:06,900 Stops moving around i'm down to 2100. I started like 30 something 1819 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:12,580 Let's talk about fuel pounds of fuel. She said you're at the 2 100 pounds of fuel left 1820 01:21:14,340 --> 01:21:20,660 They do about towns, I don't know what the burn burn is burn out is like on uh, 1821 01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:28,520 Uh on takeoff but uh, yeah it burned quite a bit faster than I expected 1822 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:33,140 Uh, yes, there we have the fuel 1823 01:21:33,940 --> 01:21:35,860 4 3 7 connect car 1824 01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:41,140 There is the uh the runway just off your right side in about a mile. Do you see that? That's the uh 1825 01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:44,660 That's the uh, that's mccord field 1826 01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:51,620 Uh, oh man, those guys will rough me up if I uh try landing there. I think I I think I might mess something up there, too 1827 01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:56,600 I wouldn't want to do that. Uh, hopefully, oh, they probably got anti-aircraft 1828 01:21:59,940 --> 01:22:02,340 We're just trying to find a place for you to land safely 1829 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:07,700 Yeah, not quite ready to bring it down just yet, but holy smokes I gotta 1830 01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:11,060 I gotta stop looking at the fuel because it's going down quick 1831 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:13,060 Like 1832 01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:20,260 Okay, rich if you could could you start a left hand turn and uh, we'll take you down to the southeast, please 1833 01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:24,820 This is probably uh, like jail time for life, huh? 1834 01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:31,300 We're not gonna worry or think about that but really start a left hand turn 1835 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:38,980 I probably would have got 10 minutes to horizon 26 27 seven american 4k5 still tired 1836 01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:45,700 And uh, he's gonna try and help you out here a little bit, okay 1837 01:22:47,780 --> 01:22:49,300 90 1838 01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:54,580 Returning a 070 float 190 knots last to 691 american 600 connect 1839 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:57,220 600 south side of sea last 1840 01:22:57,220 --> 01:23:03,540 And I think you might have some questions rich. Uh, i've got a pilot on with us and uh, if you got any questions 1841 01:23:03,540 --> 01:23:05,540 You can ask him now 1842 01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:08,020 Hey, uh, well first off you're a little 1843 01:23:09,140 --> 01:23:14,180 A little breaking up a bit. Um, maybe i'm too far away with the distance on his frequency 1844 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:18,580 That's 52 61 heavy. Uh roger might be a little bit further and get you into parking 1845 01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:21,380 Just continue down to bravo all the way down to the end 1846 01:23:21,940 --> 01:23:25,220 And you'll end up making a 180 onto alpha, but just all the way down to the end. I'll know 1847 01:23:25,220 --> 01:23:30,340 Okay, bravo all the way down to 52 61 left turn on delta, please 1848 01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:34,820 Okay, taxi on the 16 center five now, thanks 1849 01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:39,300 You are uh 1850 01:23:50,420 --> 01:23:52,740 400 apparently the uh grounds crewman 1851 01:23:52,740 --> 01:23:54,980 Uh, with uh with the rising I guess 1852 01:23:55,860 --> 01:23:57,060 and uh 1853 01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:59,940 Okay, great. Thank you right now. He's just flying around 1854 01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:03,140 and uh 1855 01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:05,140 He just needs some help controlling his aircraft 1856 01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:09,700 Very good 1857 01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:20,820 I would like to get some uh, make it 1858 01:24:20,820 --> 01:24:24,360 Make it pressurized or something so i'm not so lightheaded 1859 01:24:26,660 --> 01:24:31,620 What's your altitude cross one six nine across one six left contact ground comes to be 1860 01:24:32,580 --> 01:24:36,260 I'll have to 4 37 7 4 5 3 4 5 1861 01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:42,500 Yeah, I don't know anything. Uh, I don't know anything about the autopilot. I'm just kind of hand flying right now 1862 01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:48,020 God damn, you're going to hold behind. Uh, what a boss 1863 01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:51,620 Boss like he impressively maneuvered that shit up 1864 01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:57,700 Easily 1865 01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:07,300 Yeah, it's like he said you can do anything you want once he did what he wanted once 1866 01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:10,980 That is the definition of 1867 01:25:11,380 --> 01:25:13,380 sky king 1868 01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:17,380 Takes out for sky i'm gonna buy a sky king sticker for my computer now 1869 01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,220 And we're good 1870 01:25:21,220 --> 01:25:24,500 Yeah, if we ever became like, you know, like an actual famous podcast 1871 01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:27,620 I really want to i'd want to make like an untitled podcast hockey jersey 1872 01:25:28,740 --> 01:25:32,420 For sure. I'm one of the fans design it. We gotta work on some patches 1873 01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:35,300 Let's start giving them out to fans 1874 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:42,100 Yeah, if we have any fans that are engineers design a uh hockey jersey for us 1875 01:25:44,020 --> 01:25:50,100 I'm ordering this love it. I'm broken guy got a few screws loose. I guess that's what he's quoted as describing 1876 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:52,100 then he's like I didn't really 1877 01:25:52,100 --> 01:25:54,500 Realize it until now or something like yeah 1878 01:25:55,620 --> 01:26:00,260 Before you stole an airplane. It just seems like completely spontaneous like I wonder if he wasn't like 1879 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:07,560 Like bipolar no, so they actually they had an intervention for him for something the family will still not talk about what it was for 1880 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:13,720 two weeks prior to his his uh, his adventure we'll call it and then they uh, 1881 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,440 They uh, they searched this locker afterwards 1882 01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:20,200 and um, he wrote a poem in his journal 1883 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:24,280 Like he is just like it was it was a really sad like poem 1884 01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:30,680 Thing that he wrote it was basically like he was he was a broken guy before like this wasn't like a spontaneous thing like 1885 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,400 But like the poem was about 1886 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,440 Like seizing the moment when you have it type thing 1887 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:43,480 so like he had like a couple bags of cheetos in his in his in his locker and like his like 1888 01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:49,880 A journal a couple bags of cheetos and like his like work shirts and shit 1889 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:56,920 It dude now he's like forever immortalized. Yeah, you know the whole saying where you a man has two deaths 1890 01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:02,520 What first when he goes into the ground the second when people don't talk your name don't say your name anymore, right? 1891 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,840 That thing's gonna be immortal with that. Oh, yeah 1892 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,360 Oh, yeah 1893 01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:11,960 As long as airplanes are a thing he'll be teaching all about him in like aviation science classes 1894 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:15,160 I love his quote here. He says minimum wage will chalk it up to that 1895 01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:19,880 Maybe that will grease the gears a little bit with the higher ups when given a motive for it 1896 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:28,120 He just got all his co-workers a fucking raise before he goes out to they're probably gonna give him a raise for that 1897 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,520 I know I would like to know horizon air. Sorry 1898 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,040 Yeah 1899 01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:37,560 Says horizon air ceo gary beck stated that as far as the company knew russell did not have a pilot's license 1900 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:44,440 He goes he goes no then he goes beck said the ceo beck said this at the ariel 1901 01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:50,680 Aerial maneuvers were incredible and he did not know how russell achieved the experience that he did 1902 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,160 If you fucking crashed here 1903 01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:59,400 You went out crashing this guy's plane as the ceo and he just compliments the way you flew it before you killed yourself 1904 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,040 That's crazy, man. I mean 1905 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:07,960 Dude, it is if you think about I know what he fucking did insane to like it's 1906 01:28:08,580 --> 01:28:11,240 Disorienting in a video game to do what he did. Yeah 1907 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:13,400 He's like, you know 1908 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:20,280 For him to do that like you know his position and space and time and understand like how he has to do that maneuver 1909 01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:25,000 It's incredible. Yeah, it's like because it's got to be it's got to be every part of that 1910 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,880 I guarantee you and microsoft flight simulator. You couldn't pull that move off if you tried it like a thousand times 1911 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:32,200 Well, I think I think you could do it 1912 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:37,640 But dude think about how different it is than actually sitting in the cockpit. How many g's did he pull? 1913 01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:41,320 I'd like to see what other pilots say I was gonna say and he wasn't 1914 01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:45,400 Pressurized because he said he was getting light-headed too. So like 1915 01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,640 Breathing yeah, he's breathing fucking no oxygen 1916 01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:53,440 At some point he was he was straight up vertical 1917 01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:59,840 Yeah, completely vertical and climbing all the way through and then probably stalled it upside down, you know 1918 01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:02,960 I stalled and fell backwards. Yeah, and then use that momentum 1919 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:10,400 I don't know. I don't know. That's just so terrifying to think about dude that he even was able to 1920 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:17,360 To do that. He just he knew he just we should try to do that Microsoft flight simulator afterwards. Yeah, we should 1921 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:19,200 I 1922 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:27,720 Definitely done like going upside down in a in a Boeing before right right in flight sim. I thought I thought you meant in real life 1923 01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:29,720 I 1924 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:37,600 Just like I can't imagine just doing it having never flown a plane, you know, you're just like 1925 01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:43,700 And not get scared like as you're doing it and being like, oh shit, maybe I shouldn't do this 1926 01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:45,920 I mean he was trying to kill himself anyways, right? 1927 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,880 So when you don't really care you can't relate to somebody that's in that mindset 1928 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:57,400 Like I said, he's probably just like if I don't fucking do it, whatever but you know, right down a call tonight. Yeah 1929 01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:02,080 I mean, I wonder if he threw up from like knowing how fucked up what he was doing was 1930 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:12,200 Dude because the thing that scares me most is like when you're like 1931 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:17,160 You're doing something you're somewhere that you know, you shouldn't be 1932 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:23,440 Right or you're like like say you're like in like really deep like dark water and you're like fuck 1933 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:29,600 I should not be here. Yeah, or if you're like, you know 200 feet up in the air on a fucking radio tower 1934 01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:34,760 Yeah, and like I rains telling you should not be here. I do not belong here 1935 01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:38,680 I feel that way whenever I feel like trespassing somewhere actually, right? 1936 01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:41,980 Right, like also when I was on the cruise and I looked down on the ocean 1937 01:30:41,980 --> 01:30:46,080 I'm like I am not in a place where humans are supposed to be right, right? 1938 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:51,800 Right sad to with him to be as you can see where his thought process does cuz when he's like, oh god 1939 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,440 I gotta stop looking at that fuel gauge 1940 01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:58,200 It's running out way quicker than I thought it would because he knows that that fuel gauge is essentially his life 1941 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:04,120 he knows he's gonna die at the end of that and you can tell that mentally he's trying to run from that and it's like 1942 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,680 That's sad. He's 1943 01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:13,740 Like he knows it's inevitable like he's accepted his fate at that point and that's pretty fucking profound in and of itself 1944 01:31:13,740 --> 01:31:16,720 We're sky king rest in peace sky king for real 1945 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:24,260 Imagine it was family must feel oh they hate it. Well, I'm gonna say they they have to but they are also like slightly proud of them 1946 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:30,600 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's like you watch some of some of the interviews and stuff like have to be yeah 1947 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:34,160 They put together like it they went and visited the spot where he crashed it, you know 1948 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:39,680 It's not an island too. Yeah, like he tried to take it down in a place where there wasn't anybody else 1949 01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:45,400 Like I think that's the one like that's like the biggest thing like that. Like I'm like he didn't want to hurt anybody else 1950 01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:51,080 He just wanted he was he's like, I'm he's apologizing for fucking up ATC's day. He's like he's like he's like 1951 01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:55,080 I don't want to hurt anybody else. He's like he's like he's like he's like I'm gonna take myself out 1952 01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,360 But I want to have some fun before I take myself out 1953 01:31:57,360 --> 01:32:01,680 Right, it's good. I mean, but he's still I was like still so incredibly reckless 1954 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:04,720 Oh, yeah, because he could have hit another plane 1955 01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:08,720 You know if you really wanted to not hurt anybody he would have put it down in the water 1956 01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:16,320 You know, but it because there were houses on that island and he knew that though, but you know still reckless right completely reckless 1957 01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:22,960 We're not condoning this. Do you think if he just kind of lowered it down slowly into the water? 1958 01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:27,080 He might have pot potentially been able to survive that 1959 01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:32,600 No, I'm just saying do you believe he had the skill to do that? 1960 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:36,040 I think he could pull off that barrel roll. I think he could pull off a landing 1961 01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:40,200 I mean that might I mean there had to have been a lot of luck involved in that too 1962 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:45,120 I mean if he's just done video game simulations a couple times like you can't say that 1963 01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:50,440 I don't know if Dan got in a plane. I think he could land it. I think I could there's plenty of people 1964 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:53,520 There's plenty like Dan's better 1965 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:59,240 There's plenty of people that have never flown planes that have landed them in emergencies. Yeah 1966 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:07,280 Yeah, there's people that have just been talked through it by ATC and they're like, oh great job. So I think I think he definitely could have landed it 1967 01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:09,720 You know, I think you know, I think if he actually landed it 1968 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:15,120 He would have got called going to jail and then he would have been a military pilot. No, no, definitely not 1969 01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:17,120 absolutely 1970 01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:20,040 Wouldn't be allowed within five miles of an airport 1971 01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:27,200 And you'd have to be on like one of those Hannibal Lecter fucking carts with a mask on 1972 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:30,240 Just to go within five miles of a fucking airport 1973 01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:36,120 Just actually whenever he needs to take a flight anywhere. They just throw him in the cargo hold 1974 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:39,120 right 1975 01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:41,640 Alright who wants one of these stickers? I'm gonna order some 1976 01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:48,080 Alright, I'm gonna order so we want four and let's order one for a lucky viewer 1977 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:56,020 If they answer a trivia question, right if not, it's going to go send it to untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com 1978 01:33:56,020 --> 01:34:01,320 You've got a nose down and call it a night sticker coming your way. That's the trivia question 1979 01:34:06,940 --> 01:34:08,940 They're gonna be able to look it up though 1980 01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:12,480 Yeah, but it would be the first one the first person to he's gonna respond 1981 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:16,340 Well, the first person to answer the question gets a free sticker 1982 01:34:16,340 --> 01:34:18,980 Yeah, we can't get him to send him a fucking email 1983 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:24,660 Week after week if all it takes is a sticker to get feedback from them. I'm gonna be pissed 1984 01:34:24,660 --> 01:34:28,900 Let's see you get this sticker and Ali Mac fights you that's what happens 1985 01:34:29,540 --> 01:34:35,460 I'm just gonna I won't fight you. I hope you we're just glad to have interaction express shipping $13 for shipping 1986 01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:38,420 Are you fucking me? Oh, no, it's three bucks 1987 01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:47,260 Sticker we'll take a break and we'll think of a trivia question. Yeah, we can think of one right now really what's the question? 1988 01:34:47,260 --> 01:34:48,260 Yeah 1989 01:34:48,260 --> 01:34:51,620 All right. So it has to do with the discussion, right? 1990 01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:59,100 That we that we just had yeah, all right. What is the call sign of the airport that sky king took off from? Oh 1991 01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:02,020 first one to answer that question send a 1992 01:35:02,620 --> 01:35:04,900 Untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com 1993 01:35:06,860 --> 01:35:10,580 Yeah, is that a good question I like it I like it I think it's a good one 1994 01:35:11,820 --> 01:35:15,420 Send it in not WPJW 6 6 1995 01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:18,420 It's not that cause 1996 01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:22,300 All right, we'll be right back on title podcast 1997 01:35:33,620 --> 01:35:36,740 I am yeah back to jeopardy 1998 01:35:38,420 --> 01:35:41,260 I need to back I am the duo 1999 01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:45,820 Dan make sure your buzzer works. So you can't say it doesn't work wait 2000 01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:47,820 I 2001 01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:50,940 Am Tyler that I'm gonna use that some sort of excuse 2002 01:35:52,940 --> 01:35:56,500 That I can say I did press it no, no, no, it has like show up on the thing 2003 01:35:56,820 --> 01:36:01,860 They are the most retarded show Dan. Are we gonna use our point? Yeah, I slurred jar 12 times 2004 01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:09,060 I think I think we should sacrifice those points to the gods and let him go 2005 01:36:09,980 --> 01:36:11,980 You got four time winter 2006 01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:19,300 I'll save them for a future episode. You can put my points in the bank for the time being and your one-time winner 2007 01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:27,900 The uno baby you guys gonna use those you guys regret you're not using those points last week 2008 01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:34,620 I bet yes why we bank them. We're letting them accrue interest. So when we you can't get interest on 2009 01:36:34,780 --> 01:36:36,780 We can get interest on the points right there 2010 01:36:36,780 --> 01:36:42,180 I want this to be a competitive game. We invested those points 2011 01:36:45,700 --> 01:36:48,380 Be 3000 next week they pay dividends 2012 01:36:50,060 --> 01:36:55,980 None of you are gonna use your points. We're saving them. Are you one of you could use four thousand points? 2013 01:36:56,740 --> 01:36:58,180 now 2014 01:36:58,180 --> 01:37:05,580 Now I would just take 4000 I tried to make this deal last week where we can how many points are there? 2015 01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:10,140 What do you mean? It's two thousand for you and me two thousand each. Yeah 2016 01:37:11,980 --> 01:37:17,380 Well, I see I was making the argument last week that we get half as many if we use them at the end 2017 01:37:17,620 --> 01:37:21,460 No, sure, but you're still like no 2018 01:37:22,460 --> 01:37:24,460 No, okay 2019 01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:31,480 No, I agree with that I agree with that okay 2020 01:37:34,260 --> 01:37:37,000 Today on the show we got 70 songs 2021 01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:40,380 famous Co labs 2022 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:42,700 sports teams 2023 01:37:42,860 --> 01:37:44,860 Hugh Jackman films 2024 01:37:45,660 --> 01:37:52,060 Homicide suicide or neither. I love that one and cardinal directions. I won last time 2025 01:37:52,060 --> 01:37:54,060 Tyler so uh do 2026 01:37:55,060 --> 01:37:57,060 Do a song from the 70s 2027 01:37:59,260 --> 01:38:01,260 70 songs for 200 2028 01:38:05,780 --> 01:38:07,780 Was paranoid by black Sabbath 2029 01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:16,900 Fucking fucktober fuckember 2030 01:38:17,900 --> 01:38:19,900 I'll do a 70 song again 2031 01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:21,900 70 songs for 400 2032 01:38:32,900 --> 01:38:39,900 I'll do another song. I'm like borderline greening out and trying to fucking play guys. Are you listening to the song? 2033 01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:43,900 I don't think I have 2034 01:38:43,900 --> 01:38:51,360 I'm buying stickers right now. I'm living five five seconds in the past. I'm like trying to keep it together 2035 01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:54,100 Like right now for 600 2036 01:38:57,820 --> 01:39:05,340 Fuck I know this song. I just killed no name of it 2037 01:39:05,340 --> 01:39:11,700 Nobody wait wait let it pick up I 2038 01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:17,380 Know it so I don't know the name of it. Oh my god 2039 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,980 What is give it to me let's give it to me baby 2040 01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:34,500 Baby times up. Let's don't stop till you get enough. Don't stop to get enough. Yeah, yeah 2041 01:39:36,140 --> 01:39:45,060 Tyler's fuck 70s. I think why did I guess why the fuck did I guess I'll take my two thousand give him to me. He can't do 2042 01:39:47,100 --> 01:39:49,100 three hundred 2043 01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:51,100 I 2044 01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:02,940 Knew it too. I couldn't I couldn't I can't fucking think quick right now 2045 01:40:05,940 --> 01:40:07,940 Yes, I just need to not guess 2046 01:40:08,980 --> 01:40:12,260 Tyler's finished off 70s for a thousand 2047 01:40:12,260 --> 01:40:14,000 Sorry, dude our 2048 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,580 our 2049 01:40:15,580 --> 01:40:17,580 daughter 2050 01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:20,600 My name is different 2051 01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:23,960 Don't even need my address 2052 01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:29,000 Or he can hurt her 2053 01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:36,080 I 2054 01:40:38,380 --> 01:40:40,380 Don't even know 2055 01:40:40,380 --> 01:40:42,380 It is Floyd, it's definitely Floyd. 2056 01:40:42,380 --> 01:40:44,380 I don't know which Pink Floyd's off. 2057 01:40:44,380 --> 01:40:46,380 Fuck, I forget which one. 2058 01:40:46,380 --> 01:40:48,380 It's definitely Floyd. 2059 01:40:48,380 --> 01:40:50,380 What's playing? 2060 01:40:50,380 --> 01:40:52,380 What did you just hear the sound of? 2061 01:40:54,380 --> 01:40:56,380 What are bells? 2062 01:41:00,380 --> 01:41:02,380 What? You led me to that question bro! 2063 01:41:02,380 --> 01:41:04,380 I didn't know the name of it! 2064 01:41:04,380 --> 01:41:06,380 It was an alarm clock, the song's called time. 2065 01:41:06,380 --> 01:41:08,380 I was gonna say time. 2066 01:41:08,380 --> 01:41:12,380 You seduct my points, you fucking baited me into that you piece of shit! 2067 01:41:12,380 --> 01:41:14,380 I didn't know it! 2068 01:41:14,380 --> 01:41:16,380 You made me think I knew it! 2069 01:41:18,380 --> 01:41:20,380 You piece of shit Casey. 2070 01:41:20,380 --> 01:41:22,380 I'm playing under protest. 2071 01:41:22,380 --> 01:41:24,380 I got my protest request in. 2072 01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:28,380 Okay, Ali back, I'll give you your points back. 2073 01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:30,380 Thank you. 2074 01:41:30,380 --> 01:41:34,380 You got famous collabs, sports teams, Hugh Jackman films, 2075 01:41:34,380 --> 01:41:38,380 Homicide, Suicide, or Neither, and Cardinal Directions. 2076 01:41:38,380 --> 01:41:40,380 Sports? 2077 01:41:40,380 --> 01:41:42,380 Yep. 2078 01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:44,380 200. 2079 01:41:44,380 --> 01:41:48,380 Alright, you gotta tell me, what song did these two collab on? 2080 01:41:48,380 --> 01:41:50,380 I said sports. 2081 01:41:50,380 --> 01:41:52,380 I thought you said collabs. 2082 01:41:52,380 --> 01:41:56,380 Alright, sports. This pro team moved from Los Angeles, 2083 01:41:56,380 --> 01:42:00,380 No, this pro team moved to Los Angeles from Oakland, then back to Oakland. 2084 01:42:00,380 --> 01:42:02,380 What is the Raiders? 2085 01:42:02,380 --> 01:42:04,380 Yes. 2086 01:42:04,380 --> 01:42:06,380 Sports. 2087 01:42:06,380 --> 01:42:10,380 I did know that. Dude, my brain is working in reverse right now. 2088 01:42:10,380 --> 01:42:14,380 This team moved to New York City after leaving New Jersey. 2089 01:42:14,380 --> 01:42:16,380 What's the Nets? 2090 01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:18,380 Yeah, it is. 2091 01:42:18,380 --> 01:42:20,380 Correct. 2092 01:42:20,380 --> 01:42:22,380 Next one. 2093 01:42:22,380 --> 01:42:24,380 I need to stop smoking before I do this. 2094 01:42:24,380 --> 01:42:26,380 For 600. 2095 01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:28,380 I just got off the rip. 2096 01:42:28,380 --> 01:42:30,380 How many points do I got? 2097 01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:32,380 2,000. 2098 01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:34,380 I'll bet 200. 2099 01:42:34,380 --> 01:42:36,380 Damn, we haven't even gotten on the fucking board yet, buddy. 2100 01:42:36,380 --> 01:42:38,380 I'm in negative. 2101 01:42:38,380 --> 01:42:40,380 This NFL team shares its nickname with an MLB team. 2102 01:42:40,380 --> 01:42:42,380 What is the Giants? 2103 01:42:42,380 --> 01:42:44,380 Oh no. 2104 01:42:44,380 --> 01:42:46,380 They- 2105 01:42:46,380 --> 01:42:50,380 That's- that could be- there's the fucking San Diego Giants and the New York Giants. 2106 01:42:50,380 --> 01:42:52,380 Wait, what was the question? 2107 01:42:52,380 --> 01:42:54,380 They share the name with an MLB team. 2108 01:42:54,380 --> 01:42:58,380 This NFL team shares its nickname with an MLB team. 2109 01:42:58,380 --> 01:43:00,380 Nickname. 2110 01:43:00,380 --> 01:43:02,380 That's not fair. 2111 01:43:02,380 --> 01:43:04,380 Why? 2112 01:43:04,380 --> 01:43:06,380 Arizona Cardinals? 2113 01:43:06,380 --> 01:43:08,380 The Cardinals? 2114 01:43:08,380 --> 01:43:10,380 There's two answers to that question. 2115 01:43:10,380 --> 01:43:12,380 The Giants and the Giants. 2116 01:43:12,380 --> 01:43:14,380 There's no Giants in baseball. 2117 01:43:14,380 --> 01:43:16,380 Yes, there is. 2118 01:43:16,380 --> 01:43:18,380 San Francisco Giants. 2119 01:43:18,380 --> 01:43:20,380 San Francisco Giants and the New York Giants. 2120 01:43:20,380 --> 01:43:22,380 Those are two teams. 2121 01:43:22,380 --> 01:43:24,380 I'll give it two. 2122 01:43:24,380 --> 01:43:26,380 I thought you meant by nickname. 2123 01:43:26,380 --> 01:43:28,380 I didn't know you had an answer, otherwise I would have said the Giants. 2124 01:43:28,380 --> 01:43:30,380 That's a shitty question. 2125 01:43:30,380 --> 01:43:32,380 It's a shitty question. 2126 01:43:32,380 --> 01:43:34,380 Great! It's a daily double! 2127 01:43:34,380 --> 01:43:36,380 Give him the points! 2128 01:43:36,380 --> 01:43:38,380 You only bet 200. 2129 01:43:38,380 --> 01:43:40,380 Yeah, whatever. 2130 01:43:40,380 --> 01:43:42,380 But you had to agree with me that was kind of shitty. 2131 01:43:42,380 --> 01:43:44,380 It was a shitty question. 2132 01:43:44,380 --> 01:43:46,380 So, next question. 2133 01:43:46,380 --> 01:43:48,380 Got you a shitty question. 2134 01:43:48,380 --> 01:43:50,380 Next one. 2135 01:43:50,380 --> 01:43:56,380 This baseball team shared a name with the football team until they moved in 1957. 2136 01:43:56,380 --> 01:43:58,380 What is it? Dodgers? 2137 01:43:58,380 --> 01:44:00,380 No. 2138 01:44:00,380 --> 01:44:02,380 What? 2139 01:44:02,380 --> 01:44:04,380 Say that question again. 2140 01:44:04,380 --> 01:44:06,380 This baseball team shared a name with the football team until they moved. 2141 01:44:06,380 --> 01:44:08,380 I misunderstood the question. 2142 01:44:08,380 --> 01:44:10,380 Jesus fuck. 2143 01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:12,380 I don't know actually. 2144 01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:14,380 I'm going to kill myself. 2145 01:44:14,380 --> 01:44:16,380 New York Giants. 2146 01:44:16,380 --> 01:44:18,380 I'm going to nose down and call it a night. 2147 01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:20,380 Fucking Christ. 2148 01:44:20,380 --> 01:44:22,380 I'm done buzzing in. 2149 01:44:22,380 --> 01:44:24,380 Casey, can I get your vape please? 2150 01:44:24,380 --> 01:44:26,380 How many have I got left in sports? 2151 01:44:26,380 --> 01:44:28,380 I misunderstood the question. 2152 01:44:28,380 --> 01:44:30,380 Sports for a thousand? 2153 01:44:30,380 --> 01:44:32,380 Yeah, sports for a thousand. 2154 01:44:32,380 --> 01:44:34,380 Of course. 2155 01:44:34,380 --> 01:44:36,380 I'll bet 400. 2156 01:44:36,380 --> 01:44:38,380 You're talking about the most pancake fucking question. 2157 01:44:38,380 --> 01:44:40,380 I'll bet 400. 2158 01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:42,380 This NFL team started out as the Houston Oilers. 2159 01:44:42,380 --> 01:44:44,380 The Tennessee Titans. 2160 01:44:44,380 --> 01:44:46,380 That's the most fucking breadbasket question! 2161 01:44:46,380 --> 01:44:48,380 I didn't even know that. 2162 01:44:48,380 --> 01:44:50,380 I did! 2163 01:44:50,380 --> 01:44:52,380 I watched football sometimes. 2164 01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:54,380 That's a softball question, dude. 2165 01:44:54,380 --> 01:44:56,380 That's fucking softball. 2166 01:44:56,380 --> 01:44:58,380 Daily double thousand pointer. 2167 01:44:58,380 --> 01:45:00,380 If you know a lot about sports, 2168 01:45:00,380 --> 01:45:02,380 I guess. 2169 01:45:02,380 --> 01:45:04,380 I didn't know that. 2170 01:45:04,380 --> 01:45:06,380 Famous collabs, Hugh Jackman films, 2171 01:45:06,380 --> 01:45:08,380 homicide, suicide, cardinal 2172 01:45:08,380 --> 01:45:10,380 directions. 2173 01:45:10,380 --> 01:45:12,380 I don't feel confident about any of those categories. 2174 01:45:12,380 --> 01:45:14,380 We'll do collabs. 2175 01:45:14,380 --> 01:45:16,380 200. 2176 01:45:16,380 --> 01:45:18,380 Aerosmith and run DMC. 2177 01:45:18,380 --> 01:45:20,380 It was walked this way. 2178 01:45:20,380 --> 01:45:22,380 Fuck, that was yeah. 2179 01:45:22,380 --> 01:45:24,380 I'm out of the negative! 2180 01:45:24,380 --> 01:45:26,380 I'm not gonna die in the negative! 2181 01:45:26,380 --> 01:45:28,380 Well, you're not out of the negative. 2182 01:45:28,380 --> 01:45:30,380 I'm not? 2183 01:45:30,380 --> 01:45:32,380 I'm going 200 points, dude. 2184 01:45:32,380 --> 01:45:34,380 How much in the negative am I? 2185 01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:36,380 800. 2186 01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:38,380 How much in the negative am I? 2187 01:45:38,380 --> 01:45:40,380 1400. 2188 01:45:40,380 --> 01:45:42,380 I'll use my points. 2189 01:45:42,380 --> 01:45:44,380 I'll use my points. 2190 01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:46,380 Collabs again. 2191 01:45:46,380 --> 01:45:48,380 400. 2192 01:45:48,380 --> 01:45:50,380 Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams. 2193 01:45:50,380 --> 01:45:52,380 What is 2194 01:45:52,380 --> 01:45:54,380 Get Lucky? God damn it! 2195 01:45:54,380 --> 01:45:56,380 God damn it! 2196 01:45:56,380 --> 01:45:58,380 I knew that. Collabs. 2197 01:46:00,380 --> 01:46:02,380 For 600. 2198 01:46:02,380 --> 01:46:04,380 No dude, don't! 2199 01:46:04,380 --> 01:46:06,380 You got 3000. 2200 01:46:06,380 --> 01:46:08,380 What was the... 2201 01:46:08,380 --> 01:46:10,380 I'll do 2202 01:46:10,380 --> 01:46:12,380 fucking 400 again. 2203 01:46:12,380 --> 01:46:14,380 Queen and David Bowie. 2204 01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:16,380 Oh, what is 2205 01:46:16,380 --> 01:46:18,380 Fuck! Oh shit! 2206 01:46:18,380 --> 01:46:20,380 Oh, Queen and David Bowie. 2207 01:46:20,380 --> 01:46:22,380 Under Pressure. 2208 01:46:22,380 --> 01:46:24,380 What is Under Pressure? 2209 01:46:24,380 --> 01:46:26,380 I can't even look at you, Tyler. 2210 01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:28,380 Tyler's back. 2211 01:46:28,380 --> 01:46:30,380 I'm so disappointed. 2212 01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:32,380 We'll do the fucking 2213 01:46:32,380 --> 01:46:34,380 collaborations. 2214 01:46:34,380 --> 01:46:36,380 800. Billy Ray Cyrus and 2215 01:46:36,380 --> 01:46:38,380 Lil Nas X. 2216 01:46:38,380 --> 01:46:40,380 What is Old Town Road? 2217 01:46:40,380 --> 01:46:42,380 Oh, yeah. 2218 01:46:42,380 --> 01:46:44,380 What a runaway. 2219 01:46:44,380 --> 01:46:46,380 Tyler's fake. 2220 01:46:46,380 --> 01:46:48,380 We'll do collaborations. 2221 01:46:48,380 --> 01:46:50,380 Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas. 2222 01:46:50,380 --> 01:46:52,380 What is Smooth? 2223 01:46:52,380 --> 01:46:54,380 Oh, yes. 2224 01:46:54,380 --> 01:46:56,380 I'm done. 2225 01:46:56,380 --> 01:46:58,380 Tyler, you got Hugh Jackman Films. 2226 01:46:58,380 --> 01:47:00,380 I don't want to die in the negative. 2227 01:47:00,380 --> 01:47:02,380 Homicide Suicide. Cardinal Directions. 2228 01:47:02,380 --> 01:47:04,380 We're both deep right now. 2229 01:47:04,380 --> 01:47:06,380 Hugh Jackman. 2230 01:47:06,380 --> 01:47:08,380 I'm gonna watch the Hugh Jackman movie for my life. 2231 01:47:08,380 --> 01:47:10,380 200. First appeared 2232 01:47:10,380 --> 01:47:12,380 as Wolverine in this 2000 film. 2233 01:47:14,380 --> 01:47:16,380 Who got it? 2234 01:47:16,380 --> 01:47:18,380 Me? What is X-Men? 2235 01:47:18,380 --> 01:47:20,380 Fuck! 2236 01:47:20,380 --> 01:47:22,380 I knew it too. I busted a millisecond 2237 01:47:22,380 --> 01:47:24,380 after. 2238 01:47:24,380 --> 01:47:26,380 Tyler. With Hugh Jackman. 2239 01:47:26,380 --> 01:47:28,380 400. Played John 2240 01:47:28,380 --> 01:47:30,380 Valjean in this 2012 film. 2241 01:47:32,380 --> 01:47:34,380 What is Les Miserables? 2242 01:47:34,380 --> 01:47:36,380 Les Miserables? 2243 01:47:36,380 --> 01:47:38,380 Les Miserables. 2244 01:47:38,380 --> 01:47:40,380 Actually pronounced Les Miserables. 2245 01:47:40,380 --> 01:47:42,380 Deduct the points. 2246 01:47:42,380 --> 01:47:44,380 Fuck you. 2247 01:47:44,380 --> 01:47:46,380 Tyler's fake. 2248 01:47:46,380 --> 01:47:48,380 Hugh Jackman. 2249 01:47:48,380 --> 01:47:50,380 How'd you get another one? 2250 01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:52,380 You're the only one asking questions, Casey. 2251 01:47:52,380 --> 01:47:54,380 You got 2252 01:47:54,380 --> 01:47:56,380 5800. 2253 01:47:56,380 --> 01:47:58,380 Bet it all. 2254 01:47:58,380 --> 01:48:00,380 I'll do... 2255 01:48:00,380 --> 01:48:02,380 800. 2256 01:48:02,380 --> 01:48:04,380 800. 2257 01:48:04,380 --> 01:48:06,380 Played 2258 01:48:06,380 --> 01:48:08,380 P.T. Barnum in this 2017 2259 01:48:08,380 --> 01:48:10,380 film. What is the greatest showman? 2260 01:48:10,380 --> 01:48:12,380 Oh yeah. 2261 01:48:12,380 --> 01:48:14,380 I've never watched a Hugh Jackman movie before in my life. 2262 01:48:14,380 --> 01:48:16,380 You've never seen a Hugh Jackman movie? 2263 01:48:16,380 --> 01:48:18,380 I've watched Logan and X-Men. 2264 01:48:18,380 --> 01:48:20,380 Tyler's fake. 2265 01:48:20,380 --> 01:48:22,380 Okay, this is the only two I've ever 2266 01:48:22,380 --> 01:48:24,380 seen. 2267 01:48:24,380 --> 01:48:26,380 Then why did you buzz in for X-Men? 2268 01:48:26,380 --> 01:48:28,380 I did! I was a millisecond after 2269 01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:30,380 him. 800. 2270 01:48:30,380 --> 01:48:32,380 I started with Jake Gyllenhaal in this 2271 01:48:32,380 --> 01:48:34,380 2015 thriller film. 2272 01:48:34,380 --> 01:48:36,380 Oh fuck. 2273 01:48:36,380 --> 01:48:38,380 Uh... 2274 01:48:38,380 --> 01:48:40,380 Was it? 2275 01:48:40,380 --> 01:48:42,380 No. 2276 01:48:42,380 --> 01:48:44,380 How many points would I lose with this? 2277 01:48:44,380 --> 01:48:46,380 800. 2278 01:48:46,380 --> 01:48:48,380 Nightcrawler? I don't know. 2279 01:48:48,380 --> 01:48:50,380 That's what I would guess. 2280 01:48:50,380 --> 01:48:52,380 Prisoners. 2281 01:48:52,380 --> 01:48:54,380 Tyler's fake. 2282 01:48:54,380 --> 01:48:56,380 We'll finish off Hugh Jackman. 2283 01:48:56,380 --> 01:48:58,380 For a thousand. 2284 01:48:58,380 --> 01:49:00,380 I'm a top dancing penguin in this animated film. 2285 01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:02,380 What is 2286 01:49:02,380 --> 01:49:04,380 Happy Feet? I buzzed in, but I 2287 01:49:04,380 --> 01:49:06,380 was gonna say that. It's Happy 2288 01:49:06,380 --> 01:49:08,380 Feet. Yeah. 2289 01:49:08,380 --> 01:49:10,380 I'm just gonna start shouting it out. 2290 01:49:10,380 --> 01:49:12,380 I might as well just not even be holding a buzzer. 2291 01:49:12,380 --> 01:49:14,380 Alright, you got Cardinal Directions 2292 01:49:14,380 --> 01:49:16,380 and Homicide Suicide. 2293 01:49:16,380 --> 01:49:18,380 For 200. 2294 01:49:18,380 --> 01:49:20,380 Flagstaff is in this US 2295 01:49:20,380 --> 01:49:22,380 region. 2296 01:49:22,380 --> 01:49:24,380 I don't fucking know. 2297 01:49:24,380 --> 01:49:26,380 What is 2298 01:49:26,380 --> 01:49:28,380 the Southwest? 2299 01:49:28,380 --> 01:49:30,380 Oh yeah. 2300 01:49:30,380 --> 01:49:32,380 Yeah, I can't damn. 2301 01:49:32,380 --> 01:49:34,380 You got 100 points. 2302 01:49:34,380 --> 01:49:36,380 Fuck. 2303 01:49:36,380 --> 01:49:38,380 I'm not even out of the fucking negative. 2304 01:49:38,380 --> 01:49:40,380 No, you are out of the negative, right? 2305 01:49:40,380 --> 01:49:42,380 Oh shit. 2306 01:49:42,380 --> 01:49:44,380 Then you got Cardinal Directions and 2307 01:49:44,380 --> 01:49:46,380 Homicide Suicide or Neither. 2308 01:49:46,380 --> 01:49:48,380 Homicide Suicide or Neither. 2309 01:49:48,380 --> 01:49:50,380 For 200. 2310 01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:52,380 Marvin Gaye. 2311 01:49:52,380 --> 01:49:54,380 Let's Marvin Gaye get it on. 2312 01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:56,380 What is Suicide? 2313 01:49:56,380 --> 01:49:58,380 No. 2314 01:49:58,380 --> 01:50:00,380 What is Neither? 2315 01:50:00,380 --> 01:50:02,380 No. 2316 01:50:02,380 --> 01:50:04,380 Wait, Suicide 2317 01:50:04,380 --> 01:50:06,380 Neither Homicide. 2318 01:50:06,380 --> 01:50:08,380 What is Homicide? 2319 01:50:08,380 --> 01:50:10,380 Marvin Gaye got murdered? 2320 01:50:10,380 --> 01:50:12,380 Apparently. Really? 2321 01:50:12,380 --> 01:50:14,380 Let's Marvin Gaye 2322 01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:16,380 get it on. Dan. 2323 01:50:16,380 --> 01:50:18,380 I didn't know he got murdered. 2324 01:50:18,380 --> 01:50:20,380 I have yet to answer a question correctly. 2325 01:50:20,380 --> 01:50:22,380 Dan's pick. 2326 01:50:22,380 --> 01:50:24,380 Same category. 2327 01:50:24,380 --> 01:50:26,380 400. Ernest Hemingway. 2328 01:50:26,380 --> 01:50:28,380 I don't know. 2329 01:50:28,380 --> 01:50:30,380 What is Suicide? 2330 01:50:30,380 --> 01:50:32,380 Damn. 2331 01:50:32,380 --> 01:50:34,380 Tyler's pick. 2332 01:50:34,380 --> 01:50:36,380 We'll go with that credit card again. 2333 01:50:36,380 --> 01:50:38,380 Michael Jackson. 2334 01:50:40,380 --> 01:50:42,380 Suicide, Homicide, what is 2335 01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:44,380 Neither? 2336 01:50:44,380 --> 01:50:46,380 No, he got murdered. 2337 01:50:46,380 --> 01:50:48,380 He got murdered by his doctor. Kind of. 2338 01:50:48,380 --> 01:50:50,380 That was just negligent. 2339 01:50:50,380 --> 01:50:52,380 Dan, you're out of the negative. 2340 01:50:52,380 --> 01:50:54,380 Yeah, alright. 2341 01:50:54,380 --> 01:50:56,380 I'm going to stop answering questions now. 2342 01:50:56,380 --> 01:50:58,380 Dan's pick. 2343 01:50:58,380 --> 01:51:00,380 You guys are so depressed. 2344 01:51:00,380 --> 01:51:02,380 Same category. 2345 01:51:02,380 --> 01:51:04,380 800. Christina Grimmie. 2346 01:51:04,380 --> 01:51:06,380 I don't even know who that is. 2347 01:51:06,380 --> 01:51:08,380 She sounds like she would kill herself. 2348 01:51:08,380 --> 01:51:10,380 She does sound like that. 2349 01:51:10,380 --> 01:51:12,380 Somebody buzzin'? 2350 01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:14,380 What is Neither? 2351 01:51:14,380 --> 01:51:16,380 No. 2352 01:51:16,380 --> 01:51:18,380 What is Suicide? 2353 01:51:18,380 --> 01:51:20,380 You're just giving him points. 2354 01:51:20,380 --> 01:51:22,380 I'm wrong! 2355 01:51:22,380 --> 01:51:24,380 What is Homicide? 2356 01:51:24,380 --> 01:51:26,380 Did Tyler buzz it? 2357 01:51:26,380 --> 01:51:28,380 I did. What is Homicide? 2358 01:51:28,380 --> 01:51:30,380 I just gave it to him. 2359 01:51:30,380 --> 01:51:32,380 Tyler's pick. 2360 01:51:32,380 --> 01:51:34,380 How many points do I have? 2361 01:51:34,380 --> 01:51:36,380 I thought Christina Grimmie was the Friday chick. 2362 01:51:36,380 --> 01:51:38,380 Friday, Friday. 2363 01:51:38,380 --> 01:51:40,380 She's on The Voice. She got murdered in that 2364 01:51:40,380 --> 01:51:42,380 shooting. 2365 01:51:42,380 --> 01:51:44,380 Good for her. 2366 01:51:44,380 --> 01:51:46,380 Oh, damn. 2367 01:51:46,380 --> 01:51:48,380 Actually, I'm sorry. 2368 01:51:48,380 --> 01:51:50,380 She was the only one who died? 2369 01:51:50,380 --> 01:51:52,380 No. 2370 01:51:52,380 --> 01:51:54,380 It's a massive shooting because of it. 2371 01:51:54,380 --> 01:51:56,380 How many do we got left in the suicide category? 2372 01:51:56,380 --> 01:51:58,380 A thousand. 2373 01:51:58,380 --> 01:52:00,380 Just one correct question. That's all I want. 2374 01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:02,380 Marilyn Monroe. 2375 01:52:02,380 --> 01:52:04,380 What is Suicide? 2376 01:52:04,380 --> 01:52:06,380 She got murdered by JFK. 2377 01:52:06,380 --> 01:52:08,380 Dan's pick. 2378 01:52:08,380 --> 01:52:10,380 She got murdered by the United States. 2379 01:52:10,380 --> 01:52:12,380 Cardinal Directions for 400. 2380 01:52:12,380 --> 01:52:14,380 Nebraska in relation to 2381 01:52:14,380 --> 01:52:16,380 Kansas. 2382 01:52:16,380 --> 01:52:18,380 What is North? 2383 01:52:18,380 --> 01:52:20,380 Yeah, baby! 2384 01:52:20,380 --> 01:52:22,380 How many in the negatives is he still? 2385 01:52:22,380 --> 01:52:24,380 We're back on the board, baby. 2386 01:52:24,380 --> 01:52:26,380 Where am I? 2387 01:52:26,380 --> 01:52:28,380 Negative 2000 what? 2388 01:52:28,380 --> 01:52:30,380 Negative 2000. 2389 01:52:30,380 --> 01:52:32,380 What am I at? 2390 01:52:32,380 --> 01:52:34,380 400. 2391 01:52:34,380 --> 01:52:36,380 7600. 2392 01:52:36,380 --> 01:52:38,380 Let's keep it going with Cardinal Directions. 2393 01:52:38,380 --> 01:52:40,380 I'm feeling hot here, Alex. 2394 01:52:40,380 --> 01:52:42,380 This pole has no landmass, just ice. 2395 01:52:42,380 --> 01:52:44,380 What is North Pole? 2396 01:52:44,380 --> 01:52:46,380 That's true. 2397 01:52:46,380 --> 01:52:48,380 Alright, let's keep it going, Alex. 2398 01:52:50,380 --> 01:52:52,380 800. 2399 01:52:52,380 --> 01:52:54,380 Tokyo in relation to Seoul. 2400 01:52:54,380 --> 01:52:56,380 What is 2401 01:52:56,380 --> 01:52:58,380 Northeast? 2402 01:52:58,380 --> 01:53:00,380 It's Northeast. 2403 01:53:00,380 --> 01:53:02,380 Seoul is right here. 2404 01:53:02,380 --> 01:53:04,380 Fucking Japan is right here. 2405 01:53:04,380 --> 01:53:06,380 It's fucking Northeast. 2406 01:53:06,380 --> 01:53:08,380 Fuck. 2407 01:53:08,380 --> 01:53:10,380 You can't fucking... 2408 01:53:10,380 --> 01:53:12,380 I'm gonna look this shit up on a map because that's fucking... 2409 01:53:12,380 --> 01:53:14,380 You're wrong. 2410 01:53:16,380 --> 01:53:18,380 Oh wow, look at that. 2411 01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:20,380 I'm not going negative. 2412 01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:22,380 Fucking Japan is off... 2413 01:53:22,380 --> 01:53:24,380 It's Northeast? 2414 01:53:24,380 --> 01:53:26,380 It's not Northeast. 2415 01:53:26,380 --> 01:53:28,380 It's Northeast, you fucking 2416 01:53:28,380 --> 01:53:30,380 inbred. 2417 01:53:30,380 --> 01:53:32,380 Vlog question. 2418 01:53:32,380 --> 01:53:34,380 I think it's more 2419 01:53:34,380 --> 01:53:36,380 Northeast-East. 2420 01:53:36,380 --> 01:53:38,380 We'll go to the last question. 2421 01:53:38,380 --> 01:53:40,380 I think that both of us should get our points back. 2422 01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:42,380 I think Tyler should lose his points. 2423 01:53:42,380 --> 01:53:44,380 And I think I should keep mine. 2424 01:53:44,380 --> 01:53:46,380 I didn't take off your points. 2425 01:53:46,380 --> 01:53:48,380 This Boston University 2426 01:53:48,380 --> 01:53:50,380 shares its name with this 2427 01:53:50,380 --> 01:53:52,380 direction. 2428 01:53:52,380 --> 01:53:54,380 This Boston University shares its name with this 2429 01:53:54,380 --> 01:53:56,380 direction. 2430 01:54:00,380 --> 01:54:02,380 Hold on. 2431 01:54:02,380 --> 01:54:04,380 Hold on a minute. I'm trying to think. 2432 01:54:06,380 --> 01:54:08,380 I got nothing. 2433 01:54:08,380 --> 01:54:10,380 I'll admit I got nothing. 2434 01:54:10,380 --> 01:54:12,380 Northeast. 2435 01:54:12,380 --> 01:54:14,380 Northeast. 2436 01:54:14,380 --> 01:54:16,380 Tyler's got 7600. 2437 01:54:16,380 --> 01:54:18,380 Dan's got 400. 2438 01:54:18,380 --> 01:54:20,380 Ali Max got 2439 01:54:20,380 --> 01:54:22,380 negative... 2440 01:54:22,380 --> 01:54:24,380 1400. 2441 01:54:26,380 --> 01:54:28,380 Alright, I'll take negative 1400. 2442 01:54:28,380 --> 01:54:30,380 You guys want to use... 2443 01:54:30,380 --> 01:54:32,380 Somebody want to use 4000 bonus points? 2444 01:54:32,380 --> 01:54:34,380 No. 2445 01:54:34,380 --> 01:54:36,380 I'll use 4000. 2446 01:54:36,380 --> 01:54:38,380 I'll save it. I'll save it for a night where I'm not greening out. 2447 01:54:38,380 --> 01:54:40,380 Greening it up to 4400? 2448 01:54:40,380 --> 01:54:42,380 Yeah, I'll use them. 2449 01:54:42,380 --> 01:54:44,380 Dan's using them? 2450 01:54:44,380 --> 01:54:46,380 Yeah, I'm going to use them. 2451 01:54:46,380 --> 01:54:48,380 He can do it. 2452 01:54:48,380 --> 01:54:50,380 He's taking them from Ali Max. 2453 01:54:50,380 --> 01:54:52,380 But you said at the beginning he'd get half. 2454 01:54:52,380 --> 01:54:54,380 No, I didn't say that. 2455 01:54:54,380 --> 01:54:56,380 I said that. 2456 01:54:56,380 --> 01:54:58,380 No, he got 4000. 2457 01:54:58,380 --> 01:55:00,380 Dan, you got my permission. 2458 01:55:00,380 --> 01:55:02,380 Just win. 2459 01:55:02,380 --> 01:55:04,380 That's all I care about, man. 2460 01:55:04,380 --> 01:55:06,380 Tyler, you can have the pick of question. 2461 01:55:06,380 --> 01:55:08,380 Just win, Dan. 2462 01:55:08,380 --> 01:55:10,380 That's all that matters, bro. 2463 01:55:10,380 --> 01:55:12,380 You want... 2464 01:55:12,380 --> 01:55:14,380 You have my full support. 2465 01:55:14,380 --> 01:55:16,380 I'm endorsing you as a candidate for the points right now. 2466 01:55:16,380 --> 01:55:18,380 Tyler, do you want geography or film? 2467 01:55:18,380 --> 01:55:20,380 Film. 2468 01:55:20,380 --> 01:55:22,380 Fuck. 2469 01:55:22,380 --> 01:55:24,380 Can I help Dan answer the question? 2470 01:55:24,380 --> 01:55:26,380 You can let him pick the category. 2471 01:55:26,380 --> 01:55:28,380 You got the fucking 4000 points. 2472 01:55:28,380 --> 01:55:30,380 I didn't cheat. 2473 01:55:30,380 --> 01:55:32,380 Yeah, but I can help Dan with the question. 2474 01:55:32,380 --> 01:55:34,380 Text me your wager. 2475 01:55:34,380 --> 01:55:36,380 Oh, um... 2476 01:55:36,380 --> 01:55:38,380 Can I change my wager? 2477 01:55:38,380 --> 01:55:40,380 I just don't want to. I want to avoid the negative. 2478 01:55:40,380 --> 01:55:42,380 Yeah. 2479 01:55:42,380 --> 01:55:44,380 So... 2480 01:55:44,380 --> 01:55:46,380 Let me see here. 2481 01:55:46,380 --> 01:55:48,380 How many points does Tyler have? 2482 01:55:48,380 --> 01:55:50,380 7600. 2483 01:55:50,380 --> 01:55:52,380 I'm going to do... 2484 01:55:52,380 --> 01:55:54,380 I'm just trying to avoid the negative. 2485 01:55:54,380 --> 01:55:56,380 How many points does he have? 2486 01:55:56,380 --> 01:55:58,380 Don't tell him. 2487 01:55:58,380 --> 01:56:00,380 4400. 2488 01:56:00,380 --> 01:56:02,380 Don't tell him. 2489 01:56:02,380 --> 01:56:04,380 He's trying to give every advantage he's got to himself. 2490 01:56:04,380 --> 01:56:06,380 He's trying to give every advantage he's got to himself. 2491 01:56:06,380 --> 01:56:08,380 He's 3200 behind. 2492 01:56:08,380 --> 01:56:10,380 He's 3200 behind. 2493 01:56:16,380 --> 01:56:18,380 Actually, I'm changing my wager. 2494 01:56:20,380 --> 01:56:22,380 Can I get those smell insults, Dan? 2495 01:56:22,380 --> 01:56:24,380 Dan? 2496 01:56:24,380 --> 01:56:26,380 Yeah. 2497 01:56:26,380 --> 01:56:28,380 How the fuck did I sleep every category? 2498 01:56:28,380 --> 01:56:30,380 And then they're still going to be like, 2499 01:56:30,380 --> 01:56:32,380 Well, actually, we're going to use 4000 points. 2500 01:56:32,380 --> 01:56:34,380 Well, Brown, you shouldn't have gotten 2501 01:56:34,380 --> 01:56:36,380 engaged on the cruise. I don't know what to tell you. 2502 01:56:36,380 --> 01:56:38,380 Right. You weren't here. 2503 01:56:38,380 --> 01:56:40,380 Yeah, that's on you. 2504 01:56:40,380 --> 01:56:42,380 I'm sorry. I mean, you guys could get points against me. 2505 01:56:42,380 --> 01:56:44,380 I wasn't here last week. 2506 01:56:46,380 --> 01:56:48,380 Just so everybody knows, 2507 01:56:48,380 --> 01:56:50,380 me and Ali Mack 2508 01:56:50,380 --> 01:56:52,380 had 4000 bonus points. 2509 01:56:52,380 --> 01:56:54,380 Because we played 2510 01:56:54,380 --> 01:56:56,380 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 2511 01:56:56,380 --> 01:56:58,380 Together against nobody. 2512 01:57:00,380 --> 01:57:02,380 And which we answered several questions 2513 01:57:02,380 --> 01:57:04,380 incorrectly. 2514 01:57:04,380 --> 01:57:06,380 How the fuck did that work? 2515 01:57:06,380 --> 01:57:08,380 It was like a potato sack race. 2516 01:57:08,380 --> 01:57:10,380 We just took hits of 2517 01:57:10,380 --> 01:57:12,380 hits of smell insults 2518 01:57:12,380 --> 01:57:14,380 so the losses didn't count. 2519 01:57:14,380 --> 01:57:16,380 So he technically won. 2520 01:57:16,380 --> 01:57:18,380 You had to fight against me. 2521 01:57:18,380 --> 01:57:20,380 And now, 2522 01:57:20,380 --> 01:57:22,380 Dan's stolen 2523 01:57:22,380 --> 01:57:24,380 mutual points. 2524 01:57:24,380 --> 01:57:26,380 Ali Mack, you have to take a crack at this one. 2525 01:57:26,380 --> 01:57:28,380 Because if you get this one, 2526 01:57:28,380 --> 01:57:30,380 I'll just flat out hand you this win. 2527 01:57:30,380 --> 01:57:32,380 That's not fair! 2528 01:57:32,380 --> 01:57:34,380 That's not fair! 2529 01:57:34,380 --> 01:57:36,380 That's not fair! 2530 01:57:36,380 --> 01:57:38,380 I will protest 2531 01:57:38,380 --> 01:57:40,380 this if any of you other, 2532 01:57:40,380 --> 01:57:42,380 if anybody else wins. 2533 01:57:42,380 --> 01:57:44,380 I don't think I've ever heard of a more fair competition. 2534 01:57:44,380 --> 01:57:46,380 I was greened out 2535 01:57:46,380 --> 01:57:48,380 until now. 2536 01:57:48,380 --> 01:57:50,380 I will count this as my 13th win no matter what. 2537 01:57:50,380 --> 01:57:52,380 Because you guys lost. 2538 01:57:52,380 --> 01:57:54,380 That's my 13th reason if I lose! 2539 01:57:54,380 --> 01:57:56,380 That's ultimately up to Casey. 2540 01:57:56,380 --> 01:57:58,380 13 reasons why. 2541 01:57:58,380 --> 01:58:00,380 The question, name three of the five 2542 01:58:00,380 --> 01:58:04,380 James Bond films starring Daniel Craig. 2543 01:58:06,380 --> 01:58:08,380 Three of the five? 2544 01:58:08,380 --> 01:58:10,380 Yup. 2545 01:58:10,380 --> 01:58:12,380 Speak of the... 2546 01:58:12,380 --> 01:58:16,380 Not Siri. 2547 01:58:20,380 --> 01:58:22,380 Oh, fuck. 2548 01:58:24,380 --> 01:58:26,380 What else? 2549 01:58:26,380 --> 01:58:28,380 You can't fucking cheat! 2550 01:58:28,380 --> 01:58:30,380 I'm not cheating! 2551 01:58:30,380 --> 01:58:32,380 It's that one. 2552 01:58:32,380 --> 01:58:34,380 It's... 2553 01:58:34,380 --> 01:58:36,380 Oh, yum. 2554 01:58:36,380 --> 01:58:38,380 I did have the third 2555 01:58:38,380 --> 01:58:42,380 but it's slipping my mind so I need more time. 2556 01:58:52,380 --> 01:58:54,380 It's a tough one. 2557 01:58:54,380 --> 01:58:56,380 What? 2558 01:59:02,380 --> 01:59:06,380 I'm going to be honest, I never lost a James Bond film. 2559 01:59:06,380 --> 01:59:08,380 Looks like I might be winning this one. 2560 01:59:14,380 --> 01:59:16,380 Tyler is like 2561 01:59:16,380 --> 01:59:18,380 Daniel Craig James Bond movies. 2562 01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:20,380 In Google. 2563 01:59:22,380 --> 01:59:24,380 I'm just kidding. 2564 01:59:24,380 --> 01:59:26,380 I'm just kidding dude. 2565 01:59:26,380 --> 01:59:28,380 I'm trying to think. 2566 01:59:28,380 --> 01:59:36,380 Um... 2567 01:59:42,380 --> 01:59:44,380 Dude, be ashamed Tyler came in last place. 2568 01:59:44,380 --> 01:59:46,380 Not even second. 2569 01:59:46,380 --> 01:59:48,380 I'm not even going to attempt it. 2570 01:59:48,380 --> 01:59:50,380 If you guys get it, whatever. 2571 01:59:50,380 --> 01:59:52,380 I already won. Fuck you. 2572 01:59:52,380 --> 01:59:54,380 Tyler Sose. Skyfall. 2573 01:59:54,380 --> 02:00:02,380 He bet $2,000. He's got $5,600. 2574 02:00:02,380 --> 02:00:06,380 And uh... 2575 02:00:06,380 --> 02:00:08,380 Let's see what Alie... 2576 02:00:08,380 --> 02:00:10,380 Let's see what Dan said. 2577 02:00:10,380 --> 02:00:12,380 My messages aren't opening. 2578 02:00:12,380 --> 02:00:14,380 Wow, that's crazy because when somebody cheats the messages don't open. 2579 02:00:14,380 --> 02:00:16,380 Who cheated? 2580 02:00:16,380 --> 02:00:18,380 Nobody cheated! 2581 02:00:18,380 --> 02:00:20,380 Nobody cheated. 2582 02:00:20,380 --> 02:00:22,380 Nobody cheated. 2583 02:00:22,380 --> 02:00:26,380 Dan says Casino Royale, no time to die in Skyfall. 2584 02:00:26,380 --> 02:00:28,380 That's correct. 2585 02:00:28,380 --> 02:00:30,380 Doesn't matter, I won. 2586 02:00:30,380 --> 02:00:32,380 I don't care what you guys say. I won. 2587 02:00:32,380 --> 02:00:34,380 You guys are assholes. 2588 02:00:34,380 --> 02:00:36,380 You are a fucking fraud. 2589 02:00:36,380 --> 02:00:38,380 You are a fucking piece of shit. 2590 02:00:38,380 --> 02:00:40,380 Dan bet $43,99. 2591 02:00:40,380 --> 02:00:42,380 Dan you got... 2592 02:00:42,380 --> 02:00:44,380 83 but for 99. 2593 02:00:44,380 --> 02:00:46,380 Yes! 2594 02:00:46,380 --> 02:00:48,380 Alright! 2595 02:00:48,380 --> 02:00:50,380 I'm not accepting this. 2596 02:00:50,380 --> 02:00:52,380 Casino Royale, no time to die in Skyfall. 2597 02:00:52,380 --> 02:00:54,380 That's correct. 2598 02:00:54,380 --> 02:00:56,380 I'm not gonna accept this. 2599 02:00:56,380 --> 02:00:58,380 You had negative $1,400. 2600 02:00:58,380 --> 02:01:00,380 By special stipulation. 2601 02:01:00,380 --> 02:01:02,380 You and Dan tie for the win. 2602 02:01:02,380 --> 02:01:04,380 I'm not... 2603 02:01:04,380 --> 02:01:06,380 No, no, no, no. 2604 02:01:06,380 --> 02:01:08,380 That's not true. 2605 02:01:08,380 --> 02:01:10,380 You said if he gets it right, 2606 02:01:10,380 --> 02:01:12,380 you will hand him the win. 2607 02:01:12,380 --> 02:01:14,380 That is what you said. 2608 02:01:14,380 --> 02:01:16,380 So this is his second win. 2609 02:01:16,380 --> 02:01:18,380 The dose baby! 2610 02:01:18,380 --> 02:01:20,380 I gotta give you credit for the most points though. 2611 02:01:20,380 --> 02:01:22,380 That doesn't mean anything. 2612 02:01:22,380 --> 02:01:24,380 You don't have any fucking points there! 2613 02:01:24,380 --> 02:01:26,380 You cheated! You're an asshole! 2614 02:01:26,380 --> 02:01:28,380 You made $2,000! 2615 02:01:28,380 --> 02:01:30,380 I can't fucking retort for letting you do this! 2616 02:01:30,380 --> 02:01:32,380 The dose baby! 2617 02:01:32,380 --> 02:01:34,380 I fucking sweeped! 2618 02:01:34,380 --> 02:01:36,380 I fucking sweeped! 2619 02:01:36,380 --> 02:01:38,380 I sweeped everything! 2620 02:01:38,380 --> 02:01:40,380 You can't fucking do this! 2621 02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:42,380 You know how much I sacrificed? 2622 02:01:42,380 --> 02:01:44,380 You know how much I fucking sacrificed to do this shit? 2623 02:01:44,380 --> 02:01:46,380 Gentlemen. 2624 02:01:46,380 --> 02:01:50,380 Can I get an Ali McWinz? 2625 02:01:50,380 --> 02:01:52,380 Ali McWinz! 2626 02:01:52,380 --> 02:01:54,380 Gentlemen. 2627 02:01:54,380 --> 02:01:56,380 Tyler, come back. I know how we're gonna solve this. 2628 02:01:56,380 --> 02:01:58,380 Tyler, come back! 2629 02:01:58,380 --> 02:02:00,380 Tyler, come back. 2630 02:02:00,380 --> 02:02:02,380 Tyler's like, I'm done. 2631 02:02:02,380 --> 02:02:04,380 I think he either actually 2632 02:02:04,380 --> 02:02:06,380 or... 2633 02:02:06,380 --> 02:02:08,380 I hope he doesn't. 2634 02:02:08,380 --> 02:02:10,380 No, he left his rogue here. 2635 02:02:10,380 --> 02:02:12,380 Alright, so we're good. 2636 02:02:12,380 --> 02:02:14,380 This is a drastic 2637 02:02:14,380 --> 02:02:16,380 episode of Jeopardy! 2638 02:02:16,380 --> 02:02:18,380 You did say that you would hand me the win though, 2639 02:02:18,380 --> 02:02:20,380 so I think I should be the sole 2640 02:02:20,380 --> 02:02:22,380 representer of the win column. 2641 02:02:22,380 --> 02:02:24,380 I mean, that's your own 2642 02:02:24,380 --> 02:02:26,380 stipulation, but I'll let you doctor that 2643 02:02:26,380 --> 02:02:28,380 the way that you have to. 2644 02:02:28,380 --> 02:02:30,380 I'm okay with sharing the dubs. 2645 02:02:30,380 --> 02:02:32,380 We shared the points. Well, we didn't share the points. 2646 02:02:32,380 --> 02:02:34,380 Dan took them. 2647 02:02:34,380 --> 02:02:36,380 But he took them with my retroactive consent. 2648 02:02:36,380 --> 02:02:38,380 Oh, so you 2649 02:02:38,380 --> 02:02:40,380 gave him... 2650 02:02:40,380 --> 02:02:42,380 You donated him points. I donated him the $2,000. 2651 02:02:42,380 --> 02:02:44,380 Yeah. 2652 02:02:44,380 --> 02:02:46,380 So when you think about it, I almost won like... 2653 02:02:46,380 --> 02:02:48,380 Yeah, so I almost won like in... 2654 02:02:48,380 --> 02:02:50,380 I thought that was hard. I didn't think you guys knew 2655 02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:52,380 the James Bond movie. 2656 02:02:52,380 --> 02:02:54,380 I got lucky there. 2657 02:02:54,380 --> 02:02:56,380 I got lucky there. I actually knew that one. 2658 02:02:56,380 --> 02:02:58,380 I only knew Casino Royale 2659 02:02:58,380 --> 02:03:00,380 and I stole the other two from him. 2660 02:03:00,380 --> 02:03:02,380 And that was the one I was nervous about because that might have been his first one. 2661 02:03:02,380 --> 02:03:04,380 He was young. 2662 02:03:04,380 --> 02:03:06,380 That's an old movie. 2663 02:03:06,380 --> 02:03:08,380 So when you put that one in, I was like, alright, 2664 02:03:08,380 --> 02:03:10,380 shit, Dan said that. That's gotta be that one. 2665 02:03:10,380 --> 02:03:12,380 Like, I know Skyfall and No Time Tonight though. 2666 02:03:12,380 --> 02:03:14,380 So that was perfect. 2667 02:03:14,380 --> 02:03:16,380 It was a fucking one-two alley-oop. 2668 02:03:16,380 --> 02:03:18,380 I think we might have lost Tyler for real. 2669 02:03:20,380 --> 02:03:22,380 I'm gonna check my ring camera. 2670 02:03:24,380 --> 02:03:26,380 I hope he didn't. 2671 02:03:26,380 --> 02:03:28,380 No, he's still here. 2672 02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:36,380 Tyler Black, look at the fucking chip! 2673 02:03:36,380 --> 02:03:38,380 That's legit again, Mike, legitimately. 2674 02:03:38,380 --> 02:03:40,380 What? 2675 02:03:40,380 --> 02:03:42,380 I'm never gonna win it again, legitimately. 2676 02:03:42,380 --> 02:03:44,380 So, if I don't smoke, 2677 02:03:44,380 --> 02:03:46,380 I think I have a shot. 2678 02:03:46,380 --> 02:03:48,380 But I don't think I'm ever gonna not smoke 2679 02:03:48,380 --> 02:03:50,380 on this podcast. 2680 02:03:50,380 --> 02:03:52,380 So maybe never. 2681 02:03:52,380 --> 02:03:54,380 Exactly. 2682 02:03:54,380 --> 02:03:56,380 That's why I went so long without a win to begin with. 2683 02:03:56,380 --> 02:03:58,380 Like, I over thought the Aaron Judge question. 2684 02:03:58,380 --> 02:04:00,380 That was the easiest lab. 2685 02:04:00,380 --> 02:04:02,380 That haunts me every night. 2686 02:04:04,380 --> 02:04:06,380 How does it make you feel, Casino? 2687 02:04:06,380 --> 02:04:08,380 These questions that you conjure up 2688 02:04:08,380 --> 02:04:10,380 are keeping contestants awake at night. 2689 02:04:10,380 --> 02:04:12,380 It makes me, like, feel great, actually. 2690 02:04:12,380 --> 02:04:14,380 It's pretty funny. 2691 02:04:16,380 --> 02:04:18,380 Tyler's getting violent over here. 2692 02:04:18,380 --> 02:04:20,380 We have some interior redecorating going on. 2693 02:04:20,380 --> 02:04:22,380 Tyler's moving a chair to the other part of the basement 2694 02:04:22,380 --> 02:04:24,380 for some reason. 2695 02:04:26,380 --> 02:04:28,380 So, I'll tell you what. 2696 02:04:28,380 --> 02:04:30,380 Tyler, you ended up with, what, 5600? 2697 02:04:32,380 --> 02:04:34,380 Dan, you ended up with? 2698 02:04:34,380 --> 02:04:36,380 Hey, how about I get 5600 2699 02:04:36,380 --> 02:04:38,380 for the next fucking match 2700 02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:40,380 because these guys can apparently do something like that. 2701 02:04:40,380 --> 02:04:42,380 And I get to use it at any point that I want. 2702 02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:44,380 Including the end of the fucking match 2703 02:04:44,380 --> 02:04:46,380 after I get a question wrong. 2704 02:04:46,380 --> 02:04:48,380 How about, how about we do something like that? 2705 02:04:48,380 --> 02:04:50,380 Because that's a real fucking cool way of doing it. 2706 02:04:52,380 --> 02:04:54,380 I got a, I got a... 2707 02:04:54,380 --> 02:04:56,380 Did that one win for you at number 13? 2708 02:04:58,380 --> 02:05:00,380 Damn. 2709 02:05:00,380 --> 02:05:02,380 And it is win number 13? 2710 02:05:02,380 --> 02:05:04,380 I'm a 12-time champion. 2711 02:05:04,380 --> 02:05:06,380 We gotta go to double jeopardy. 2712 02:05:06,380 --> 02:05:08,380 Should've been a 13-time champion. 2713 02:05:08,380 --> 02:05:10,380 I refuse to accept it. 2714 02:05:10,380 --> 02:05:12,380 Double jeopardy round. 2715 02:05:12,380 --> 02:05:14,380 I've played under protest a couple times. 2716 02:05:14,380 --> 02:05:16,380 I know how it feels. 2717 02:05:16,380 --> 02:05:18,380 I know how it feels, Tyler. 2718 02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:20,380 It's a rough feeling. 2719 02:05:20,380 --> 02:05:22,380 You feel like the deck's stacked against you. 2720 02:05:22,380 --> 02:05:24,380 You get down on your luck. 2721 02:05:24,380 --> 02:05:26,380 You didn't get jipped, dude. 2722 02:05:26,380 --> 02:05:28,380 It was actually a really fair way to do it. 2723 02:05:28,380 --> 02:05:30,380 That was not a fucking fair way to do it at all. 2724 02:05:30,380 --> 02:05:32,380 I'll fucking light you on fire, man. 2725 02:05:34,380 --> 02:05:36,380 Dude, it's like Tyler's acting like 2726 02:05:36,380 --> 02:05:38,380 a fucking billionaire that lost a million dollars. 2727 02:05:38,380 --> 02:05:40,380 Tyler. 2728 02:05:40,380 --> 02:05:42,380 It's like, bro, how many wins you can't just let 2729 02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:44,380 Ali Mac have a second win? 2730 02:05:44,380 --> 02:05:46,380 Nope. 2731 02:05:46,380 --> 02:05:48,380 It's a shared win. 2732 02:05:48,380 --> 02:05:50,380 Because it went to the, uh, because that was such a 2733 02:05:50,380 --> 02:05:52,380 controversial win. 2734 02:05:52,380 --> 02:05:54,380 Let's go to the double jeopardy round. 2735 02:05:54,380 --> 02:05:56,380 You have two set up? 2736 02:05:56,380 --> 02:05:58,380 I do. 2737 02:05:58,380 --> 02:06:02,380 Alright, here's your categories. 2738 02:06:02,380 --> 02:06:04,380 We got state capitals, 2739 02:06:04,380 --> 02:06:06,380 movie quotes, 2740 02:06:06,380 --> 02:06:08,380 what state am I from, 2741 02:06:08,380 --> 02:06:10,380 real names of rappers, 2742 02:06:10,380 --> 02:06:12,380 presidential relatives, and prime. 2743 02:06:12,380 --> 02:06:14,380 Alright, we're gonna keep it positive here. 2744 02:06:14,380 --> 02:06:16,380 Dan, you won, uh, 2745 02:06:16,380 --> 02:06:18,380 no, you have 83.59 2746 02:06:18,380 --> 02:06:20,380 from last, you're gonna keep going with 2747 02:06:20,380 --> 02:06:22,380 the same score. 2748 02:06:22,380 --> 02:06:24,380 83.99. 2749 02:06:24,380 --> 02:06:26,380 Oh, that slur jar's gonna fucking fill up. 2750 02:06:26,380 --> 02:06:28,380 Dan, you can pick. 2751 02:06:28,380 --> 02:06:30,380 Oh, let's do crime. 2752 02:06:30,380 --> 02:06:32,380 Crime for 200. 2753 02:06:32,380 --> 02:06:34,380 This crime is 2754 02:06:34,380 --> 02:06:36,380 legal in 10 of the 17 2755 02:06:36,380 --> 02:06:38,380 Nevada counties. The only state 2756 02:06:38,380 --> 02:06:40,380 where this is legal. 2757 02:06:40,380 --> 02:06:42,380 What is prostitution? 2758 02:06:42,380 --> 02:06:44,380 Dan's pick. 2759 02:06:44,380 --> 02:06:46,380 And by the way, Ali Mac has 2760 02:06:46,380 --> 02:06:48,380 negative 1400. 2761 02:06:48,380 --> 02:06:50,380 I actually think you mean 15,000 2762 02:06:50,380 --> 02:06:52,380 positive. 2763 02:06:52,380 --> 02:06:54,380 Dan's pick. 2764 02:06:54,380 --> 02:06:56,380 500. 2765 02:06:56,380 --> 02:06:58,380 400. This serial killer 2766 02:06:58,380 --> 02:07:00,380 was also known as the killer clown. 2767 02:07:00,380 --> 02:07:02,380 Me. 2768 02:07:02,380 --> 02:07:04,380 What is John Wayne Gacy? 2769 02:07:04,380 --> 02:07:06,380 It's me. 2770 02:07:06,380 --> 02:07:08,380 Tyler's pick. 2771 02:07:08,380 --> 02:07:10,380 I'd like to use my 4000. 2772 02:07:10,380 --> 02:07:12,380 State capitals, movie quotes, 2773 02:07:12,380 --> 02:07:14,380 200. 2774 02:07:14,380 --> 02:07:16,380 I'm gonna make him an offer 2775 02:07:16,380 --> 02:07:18,380 he can't refuse. 2776 02:07:18,380 --> 02:07:20,380 What is 2777 02:07:20,380 --> 02:07:22,380 the godfather? 2778 02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:24,380 The asshole? 2779 02:07:24,380 --> 02:07:26,380 I answered it for ya. 2780 02:07:26,380 --> 02:07:28,380 I answered it for ya. 2781 02:07:28,380 --> 02:07:30,380 Movie fucks. 2782 02:07:30,380 --> 02:07:32,380 400. There's no place like 2783 02:07:32,380 --> 02:07:34,380 home. 2784 02:07:34,380 --> 02:07:36,380 What is the Wizard of Oz? 2785 02:07:36,380 --> 02:07:38,380 That's right. True fact. 2786 02:07:38,380 --> 02:07:40,380 Dan's pick. 2787 02:07:40,380 --> 02:07:42,380 It's 2788 02:07:42,380 --> 02:07:44,380 crime. 2789 02:07:44,380 --> 02:07:46,380 Crime for 600. O.J. Simpson 2790 02:07:46,380 --> 02:07:48,380 famously ran from the police in 1994 2791 02:07:48,380 --> 02:07:50,380 using this kind of beef. 2792 02:07:50,380 --> 02:07:52,380 What is it for Bronco? 2793 02:07:52,380 --> 02:07:54,380 I was wondering if it was the 2794 02:07:54,380 --> 02:07:56,380 vehicle route. 2795 02:07:56,380 --> 02:07:58,380 Tyler's. 2796 02:07:58,380 --> 02:08:00,380 What fucking 2797 02:08:00,380 --> 02:08:02,380 movie quotes? 2798 02:08:02,380 --> 02:08:04,380 600. You're gonna need a bigger 2799 02:08:04,380 --> 02:08:06,380 boat. 2800 02:08:06,380 --> 02:08:08,380 Oh yeah. 2801 02:08:08,380 --> 02:08:10,380 Movie quotes. Can he come back? 2802 02:08:10,380 --> 02:08:12,380 I don't know. 2803 02:08:12,380 --> 02:08:14,380 I see dead people. 2804 02:08:14,380 --> 02:08:16,380 Fuck you. 2805 02:08:16,380 --> 02:08:18,380 What is the sixth sense? 2806 02:08:18,380 --> 02:08:20,380 I see everyone in this game. You just hit the 2807 02:08:20,380 --> 02:08:22,380 buzzer and then it gives you time to think of what 2808 02:08:22,380 --> 02:08:24,380 it is. Gotcha. 2809 02:08:24,380 --> 02:08:26,380 Nice. Is that the tactic? 2810 02:08:26,380 --> 02:08:28,380 That is the tactic. You don't actually know 2811 02:08:28,380 --> 02:08:30,380 it before the question. Oh shit. 2812 02:08:30,380 --> 02:08:32,380 That's why I'm always getting 2813 02:08:32,380 --> 02:08:34,380 beat. Did you guys just realize this? 2814 02:08:34,380 --> 02:08:36,380 Yes. 2815 02:08:36,380 --> 02:08:38,380 You have like 10 seconds to answer. 2816 02:08:38,380 --> 02:08:40,380 Right. 2817 02:08:40,380 --> 02:08:42,380 I didn't know it before I hit it. I was gonna be like 2818 02:08:42,380 --> 02:08:44,380 Tyler. So if you 75% know 2819 02:08:44,380 --> 02:08:46,380 what it is, just hit the button. 2820 02:08:46,380 --> 02:08:48,380 I was gonna be like no you can't wait. 2821 02:08:48,380 --> 02:08:50,380 Hit the button and then wait a minute 2822 02:08:50,380 --> 02:08:52,380 and then answer. 2823 02:08:52,380 --> 02:08:54,380 You can lose points if you're like 2824 02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:56,380 fuck. You get to keep saying the question 2825 02:08:56,380 --> 02:08:58,380 after you buzz in. No you don't. 2826 02:08:58,380 --> 02:09:00,380 So if I buzz you need to stop 2827 02:09:00,380 --> 02:09:02,380 talking because I feel like you don't. 2828 02:09:02,380 --> 02:09:04,380 I usually do. 2829 02:09:04,380 --> 02:09:06,380 Tyler's pick. 2830 02:09:06,380 --> 02:09:08,380 Movie quote. 2831 02:09:08,380 --> 02:09:10,380 1000. Houston, we have 2832 02:09:10,380 --> 02:09:12,380 a problem. What is Apollo 13? 2833 02:09:12,380 --> 02:09:14,380 Oh yeah. See how that works? 2834 02:09:14,380 --> 02:09:16,380 See how that fucking works? 2835 02:09:16,380 --> 02:09:18,380 Dude I should have 2836 02:09:18,380 --> 02:09:20,380 done it. 2837 02:09:20,380 --> 02:09:22,380 I should have fucking done it bro. 2838 02:09:22,380 --> 02:09:24,380 No you're fucking techniques Tyler. 2839 02:09:24,380 --> 02:09:26,380 Damn thick. You got 2840 02:09:26,380 --> 02:09:28,380 state capitals. Crime. 2841 02:09:28,380 --> 02:09:30,380 Crime. Need the crime. 2842 02:09:30,380 --> 02:09:32,380 Jackpool of rippers 2843 02:09:32,380 --> 02:09:34,380 weapon of choice. 2844 02:09:34,380 --> 02:09:36,380 What is a scalpel? 2845 02:09:36,380 --> 02:09:38,380 Knife scalpel. 2846 02:09:38,380 --> 02:09:40,380 You just said two things. 2847 02:09:40,380 --> 02:09:42,380 What is a knife? 2848 02:09:42,380 --> 02:09:44,380 What is a knife? Yes. 2849 02:09:46,380 --> 02:09:48,380 Scalpel. Bro it's not a scalpel. 2850 02:09:48,380 --> 02:09:50,380 I just want to get back in there. 2851 02:09:50,380 --> 02:09:52,380 He surgically opened up people with 2852 02:09:52,380 --> 02:09:54,380 a knife. Give me that sharp object which could have 2853 02:09:54,380 --> 02:09:56,380 been a scalpel. We actually don't know 2854 02:09:56,380 --> 02:09:58,380 what his fucking, his preferred 2855 02:09:58,380 --> 02:10:00,380 sharp object of choice. We just know it was a sharp 2856 02:10:00,380 --> 02:10:02,380 object. We don't know if it was a knife or not. I mean the Jeopardy question 2857 02:10:02,380 --> 02:10:04,380 was just knife so I think it was. 2858 02:10:04,380 --> 02:10:06,380 Uh 1000. 2859 02:10:06,380 --> 02:10:08,380 Also no. 2860 02:10:08,380 --> 02:10:10,380 I got a fucking Tyler thing. I was getting fucking 2861 02:10:10,380 --> 02:10:12,380 fucked. 2862 02:10:12,380 --> 02:10:14,380 I don't want him to have a nuclear meltdown. 2863 02:10:14,380 --> 02:10:16,380 I don't want him to have a nuclear meltdown. 2864 02:10:16,380 --> 02:10:18,380 I thought that would be funny. 2865 02:10:18,380 --> 02:10:20,380 Also known as the 2866 02:10:20,380 --> 02:10:22,380 44 calibrator killer. 2867 02:10:22,380 --> 02:10:24,380 The serial killer terrorized New York City. 2868 02:10:24,380 --> 02:10:26,380 The 44 what? The 44 caliber killer. 2869 02:10:26,380 --> 02:10:28,380 The serial killer terrorized New York City 2870 02:10:28,380 --> 02:10:30,380 in the 1970s. 2871 02:10:32,380 --> 02:10:34,380 Ding ding ding. 2872 02:10:36,380 --> 02:10:38,380 Son of Sam. That was the son of Sam. 2873 02:10:38,380 --> 02:10:40,380 I didn't know that. I'm glad I didn't buzz in. 2874 02:10:40,380 --> 02:10:42,380 I almost did. 2875 02:10:42,380 --> 02:10:44,380 Alright Tyler, you got state capitals. 2876 02:10:44,380 --> 02:10:46,380 What state am I from? Real names, rappers. 2877 02:10:46,380 --> 02:10:48,380 You're right. Presidential relatives. 2878 02:10:48,380 --> 02:10:50,380 Presidential relatives. 2879 02:10:50,380 --> 02:10:52,380 200. 2880 02:10:52,380 --> 02:10:54,380 The 41st president, father of 2881 02:10:54,380 --> 02:10:56,380 the 43rd president. 2882 02:10:56,380 --> 02:10:58,380 What is George H.W. 2883 02:10:58,380 --> 02:11:00,380 Bush? Why 2884 02:11:00,380 --> 02:11:02,380 did the knife buzz? 2885 02:11:02,380 --> 02:11:04,380 Damn. 2886 02:11:04,380 --> 02:11:06,380 Damn Daniel. 2887 02:11:06,380 --> 02:11:08,380 The 2888 02:11:08,380 --> 02:11:10,380 6th president, son of John Adams. 2889 02:11:10,380 --> 02:11:12,380 Who 2890 02:11:12,380 --> 02:11:14,380 is Sam Adams? 2891 02:11:14,380 --> 02:11:16,380 No. 2892 02:11:16,380 --> 02:11:18,380 It's John Quincy Adams. 2893 02:11:18,380 --> 02:11:20,380 Yes. 2894 02:11:20,380 --> 02:11:22,380 Fuck. 2895 02:11:22,380 --> 02:11:24,380 The president. 2896 02:11:24,380 --> 02:11:26,380 600. 2897 02:11:26,380 --> 02:11:28,380 The 23rd president, grandson of 2898 02:11:28,380 --> 02:11:30,380 William Henry Harrison. 2899 02:11:30,380 --> 02:11:32,380 Oh fuck, what was the other Harrison? 2900 02:11:32,380 --> 02:11:34,380 Who is George Harrison? 2901 02:11:34,380 --> 02:11:36,380 Rick Harrison. 2902 02:11:36,380 --> 02:11:38,380 Rick Harrison. 2903 02:11:38,380 --> 02:11:40,380 Rick Harrison of Pond 2904 02:11:40,380 --> 02:11:42,380 Stuyvesant. 2905 02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:44,380 I'm not going to say it because I don't know. 2906 02:11:44,380 --> 02:11:46,380 They're actually related to this president. 2907 02:11:46,380 --> 02:11:48,380 They are actually related. 2908 02:11:48,380 --> 02:11:50,380 Who is John Harrison? 2909 02:11:50,380 --> 02:11:52,380 Did you buzz? Who is John Harrison? 2910 02:11:54,380 --> 02:11:56,380 No. 2911 02:11:56,380 --> 02:11:58,380 I thought that was a clue to tell me to buzz. 2912 02:11:58,380 --> 02:12:00,380 I was just guessing. 2913 02:12:00,380 --> 02:12:02,380 Benjamin Harrison. 2914 02:12:02,380 --> 02:12:04,380 What was his name? 2915 02:12:04,380 --> 02:12:06,380 Oh I thought you said Bender-man. 2916 02:12:06,380 --> 02:12:08,380 What the fuck? 2917 02:12:08,380 --> 02:12:10,380 Fucking presidents. Ouch. 2918 02:12:10,380 --> 02:12:12,380 For 800. 2919 02:12:12,380 --> 02:12:14,380 You got 8,000. 2920 02:12:14,380 --> 02:12:16,380 How much does everybody else have? 2921 02:12:16,380 --> 02:12:18,380 Dan has 10,199. 2922 02:12:18,380 --> 02:12:20,380 Ali-Mac has 2923 02:12:20,380 --> 02:12:22,380 negative 1600. 2924 02:12:22,380 --> 02:12:24,380 We're going back in the wrong direction again. 2925 02:12:24,380 --> 02:12:26,380 2,000. 2926 02:12:26,380 --> 02:12:28,380 I still have my 4,000 point bank though. 2927 02:12:28,380 --> 02:12:30,380 I might need to crack that out. 2928 02:12:30,380 --> 02:12:32,380 32nd president. 5th cousin of Teddy Roosevelt. 2929 02:12:32,380 --> 02:12:34,380 What is FDR? 2930 02:12:34,380 --> 02:12:36,380 Oh yeah. 2931 02:12:36,380 --> 02:12:38,380 The fuck? You can't do that. 2932 02:12:38,380 --> 02:12:40,380 Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Fuck you. 2933 02:12:40,380 --> 02:12:42,380 What the fuck man? 2934 02:12:42,380 --> 02:12:44,380 I had FDR written as the answer. 2935 02:12:44,380 --> 02:12:46,380 Okay. 2936 02:12:46,380 --> 02:12:48,380 You get a pass on that one Tyler. 2937 02:12:48,380 --> 02:12:50,380 This is getting serious. 2938 02:12:50,380 --> 02:12:52,380 Tyler's back. 2939 02:12:52,380 --> 02:12:54,380 We'll do the fucking president. 2940 02:12:54,380 --> 02:13:00,380 What is your second cousins with the fourth president? 2941 02:13:00,380 --> 02:13:02,380 No. 2942 02:13:02,380 --> 02:13:04,380 I gotta guess. 2943 02:13:04,380 --> 02:13:06,380 Tyler doesn't know. I don't fucking know. 2944 02:13:06,380 --> 02:13:08,380 James Madison. 2945 02:13:08,380 --> 02:13:10,380 I was gonna be James Madison or fucking. 2946 02:13:10,380 --> 02:13:12,380 You got state capitals. What state am I from? 2947 02:13:12,380 --> 02:13:14,380 And real names of rappers. 2948 02:13:14,380 --> 02:13:16,380 What state am I from? 2949 02:13:16,380 --> 02:13:18,380 200. Mike Pence. 2950 02:13:18,380 --> 02:13:20,380 Was Texas? 2951 02:13:20,380 --> 02:13:22,380 Oh. 2952 02:13:22,380 --> 02:13:24,380 I thought it was. 2953 02:13:24,380 --> 02:13:26,380 I think I know this one. 2954 02:13:26,380 --> 02:13:28,380 Buzzing. It's really nothing to lose out on. 2955 02:13:28,380 --> 02:13:30,380 No. I'm not going to 2956 02:13:30,380 --> 02:13:32,380 because I don't think I do know it. 2957 02:13:32,380 --> 02:13:34,380 Indiana. Oh I did not know that. 2958 02:13:34,380 --> 02:13:36,380 Who the fuck would know that? 2959 02:13:36,380 --> 02:13:38,380 He was the governor. 2960 02:13:38,380 --> 02:13:40,380 Tractor grabbing sister. Fucking motherfuckers. 2961 02:13:40,380 --> 02:13:42,380 Mayonnaise. Sandwich eating. 2962 02:13:42,380 --> 02:13:44,380 Tyler's back. 2963 02:13:44,380 --> 02:13:46,380 Marco Rubio. 2964 02:13:48,380 --> 02:13:50,380 What the fuck? 2965 02:13:50,380 --> 02:13:52,380 He's a fucking dickhead. 2966 02:13:52,380 --> 02:13:54,380 He's gay isn't he? 2967 02:13:54,380 --> 02:13:56,380 It's a red state. 2968 02:13:56,380 --> 02:13:58,380 I thought he was gay. Is Marco Rubio gay? 2969 02:13:58,380 --> 02:14:00,380 I don't know. Is he? 2970 02:14:00,380 --> 02:14:02,380 I think so. Florida. 2971 02:14:02,380 --> 02:14:04,380 Tyler's back. 2972 02:14:04,380 --> 02:14:06,380 States. 2973 02:14:06,380 --> 02:14:08,380 For 600. 2974 02:14:08,380 --> 02:14:10,380 9800. 2975 02:14:10,380 --> 02:14:12,380 Damn. 2976 02:14:12,380 --> 02:14:14,380 How much does Dan have? 200. 2977 02:14:14,380 --> 02:14:16,380 10199. 2978 02:14:16,380 --> 02:14:18,380 What does Tyler have? 9800. 2979 02:14:18,380 --> 02:14:20,380 Bro. What? 200. 2980 02:14:20,380 --> 02:14:22,380 Alright. Ted Cruz. 2981 02:14:22,380 --> 02:14:24,380 Texas. What is Texas? Yeah. 2982 02:14:24,380 --> 02:14:26,380 Fuck! 2983 02:14:26,380 --> 02:14:28,380 Dan it's alright. It's alright bro. 2984 02:14:28,380 --> 02:14:30,380 Shake it off. It was a close one. 2985 02:14:30,380 --> 02:14:32,380 Shake it off. You're still in this. 2986 02:14:32,380 --> 02:14:34,380 Tyler's back. We already have one dub on the deck. 2987 02:14:34,380 --> 02:14:36,380 States. States for 800. 2988 02:14:36,380 --> 02:14:38,380 Barack Obama. What is Hawaii? 2989 02:14:38,380 --> 02:14:40,380 Oh yeah. 2990 02:14:40,380 --> 02:14:42,380 Oh I'm glad I didn't answer that one. 2991 02:14:42,380 --> 02:14:44,380 What were you going to say? 2992 02:14:44,380 --> 02:14:46,380 Chicago. 2993 02:14:46,380 --> 02:14:48,380 Illinois. 2994 02:14:48,380 --> 02:14:50,380 What are the other ones that we got? States. 2995 02:14:50,380 --> 02:14:52,380 Real names of rappers. 2996 02:14:52,380 --> 02:14:54,380 State capitals. 2997 02:14:54,380 --> 02:14:56,380 Is there any left in the states? Yeah. 2998 02:14:56,380 --> 02:14:58,380 Joe Biden. 2999 02:14:58,380 --> 02:15:00,380 Me. 3000 02:15:00,380 --> 02:15:02,380 What is Delaware? Fuck. 3001 02:15:02,380 --> 02:15:04,380 What? 3002 02:15:04,380 --> 02:15:06,380 He's not originally 3003 02:15:06,380 --> 02:15:08,380 from Delaware. Where the fuck 3004 02:15:08,380 --> 02:15:10,380 is he from? 3005 02:15:10,380 --> 02:15:12,380 I don't know. 3006 02:15:12,380 --> 02:15:14,380 I don't fucking know. 3007 02:15:14,380 --> 02:15:16,380 Are you going to dig it out? 3008 02:15:16,380 --> 02:15:18,380 Maryland? Is he from New York? Pennsylvania. 3009 02:15:18,380 --> 02:15:20,380 Oh shit. 3010 02:15:20,380 --> 02:15:22,380 Scranton, Pennsylvania. 3011 02:15:22,380 --> 02:15:24,380 Tyler's pick. Real names of rappers. 3012 02:15:24,380 --> 02:15:26,380 State capitals. State capitals. 3013 02:15:26,380 --> 02:15:28,380 200. California. 3014 02:15:28,380 --> 02:15:30,380 Oh fuck. 3015 02:15:30,380 --> 02:15:32,380 I got nothing to lose. 3016 02:15:32,380 --> 02:15:34,380 You're actually 3017 02:15:34,380 --> 02:15:36,380 in the lead. 3018 02:15:36,380 --> 02:15:38,380 Yeah so don't. 3019 02:15:38,380 --> 02:15:40,380 Don't press it. I kind of want to say 3020 02:15:40,380 --> 02:15:42,380 Sacramento. Give me a clue. 3021 02:15:42,380 --> 02:15:44,380 You can't give him a clue. 3022 02:15:44,380 --> 02:15:46,380 What is Sacramento? 3023 02:15:46,380 --> 02:15:48,380 Oh yeah. Yeah! 3024 02:15:48,380 --> 02:15:50,380 I was going to say that sounds right. And I wanted 3025 02:15:50,380 --> 02:15:52,380 to buzz in and steal it from you. But I was 3026 02:15:52,380 --> 02:15:54,380 hoping you would. See I did a report in 3027 02:15:54,380 --> 02:15:56,380 sixth grade. Came in fucking handy. 3028 02:15:56,380 --> 02:15:58,380 A report on California. 3029 02:15:58,380 --> 02:16:00,380 Dan's pick. 3030 02:16:00,380 --> 02:16:02,380 Real names of rappers. 3031 02:16:02,380 --> 02:16:04,380 For 200. 3032 02:16:04,380 --> 02:16:06,380 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 3033 02:16:06,380 --> 02:16:08,380 I pressed by accident. You're good to go now. 3034 02:16:08,380 --> 02:16:10,380 Real names of this rapper. 3035 02:16:10,380 --> 02:16:12,380 Aubrey Drake Graham. 3036 02:16:12,380 --> 02:16:14,380 Who is Drake? Oh yeah. 3037 02:16:14,380 --> 02:16:16,380 Oh! I thought like 3038 02:16:16,380 --> 02:16:18,380 it was the stage name that we had. 3039 02:16:18,380 --> 02:16:20,380 Right. Right. No you gotta 3040 02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:22,380 tell me the stage name. Oh you have to say the stage name. 3041 02:16:22,380 --> 02:16:24,380 His name is Aubrey Drake Graham. 3042 02:16:24,380 --> 02:16:26,380 I thought that that was like an actual 3043 02:16:26,380 --> 02:16:28,380 full rapid name. I'm like what the fuck? 3044 02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:30,380 Ellie Max pick. I keep it going. 3045 02:16:30,380 --> 02:16:32,380 For 3046 02:16:32,380 --> 02:16:34,380 400. Tyler Gregory 3047 02:16:34,380 --> 02:16:36,380 O'Comah. 3048 02:16:36,380 --> 02:16:38,380 Was Tyler the creator? Yeah. 3049 02:16:38,380 --> 02:16:40,380 I thought that was a question. 3050 02:16:40,380 --> 02:16:42,380 Not his real name though. 3051 02:16:42,380 --> 02:16:44,380 Still the rap names. 3052 02:16:44,380 --> 02:16:46,380 600. 3053 02:16:46,380 --> 02:16:48,380 Christopher George Latour Wallace. 3054 02:16:48,380 --> 02:16:50,380 Who is Jay-Z? 3055 02:16:50,380 --> 02:16:52,380 No. That's not him. 3056 02:16:52,380 --> 02:16:54,380 That's fucking uh, oh shit. 3057 02:16:54,380 --> 02:16:56,380 I do know who that is. 3058 02:16:56,380 --> 02:16:58,380 Fuck. Anyone? 3059 02:16:58,380 --> 02:17:00,380 I don't want to risk. 3060 02:17:00,380 --> 02:17:02,380 Biggie Smalls. 3061 02:17:02,380 --> 02:17:04,380 I did. I was gonna say that. 3062 02:17:04,380 --> 02:17:06,380 What was his name? I thought it was Frankie. 3063 02:17:06,380 --> 02:17:08,380 Christopher George Latour Wallace. 3064 02:17:08,380 --> 02:17:10,380 Didn't know that. I thought it was Frankie. 3065 02:17:10,380 --> 02:17:12,380 He was my next guess but it doesn't matter. 3066 02:17:12,380 --> 02:17:14,380 I'm in the night. 3067 02:17:14,380 --> 02:17:16,380 Tyler's pick. 3068 02:17:18,380 --> 02:17:20,380 Belcalis Marlenis 3069 02:17:20,380 --> 02:17:22,380 Alamanzar. 3070 02:17:22,380 --> 02:17:24,380 Who the fuck? 3071 02:17:24,380 --> 02:17:26,380 Oh no that's a big name. 3072 02:17:26,380 --> 02:17:28,380 He's a big name. Fuck. 3073 02:17:28,380 --> 02:17:30,380 Who the fuck 3074 02:17:30,380 --> 02:17:32,380 names their kids this shit? 3075 02:17:32,380 --> 02:17:34,380 No. 3076 02:17:34,380 --> 02:17:36,380 I'm not gonna guess. 3077 02:17:36,380 --> 02:17:38,380 Cardi B. 3078 02:17:38,380 --> 02:17:40,380 I fucking knew it. 3079 02:17:42,380 --> 02:17:44,380 Tyler's for a thousand. 3080 02:17:44,380 --> 02:17:46,380 Gustav 3081 02:17:46,380 --> 02:17:48,380 Elijah R. 3082 02:17:48,380 --> 02:17:50,380 Gustav? 3083 02:17:56,380 --> 02:17:58,380 I'm really happy that they changed that fucking name. 3084 02:17:58,380 --> 02:18:00,380 Wait. The name again. 3085 02:18:00,380 --> 02:18:02,380 Gustav Elijah R. 3086 02:18:02,380 --> 02:18:04,380 R? 3087 02:18:04,380 --> 02:18:06,380 Who's Lil Peep? 3088 02:18:06,380 --> 02:18:08,380 Oh shit. 3089 02:18:08,380 --> 02:18:10,380 Oh shit. 3090 02:18:10,380 --> 02:18:12,380 Is Alimak out of the negative? 3091 02:18:12,380 --> 02:18:14,380 Not even close. 3092 02:18:16,380 --> 02:18:18,380 Alimak you got state capitals for 400. 3093 02:18:18,380 --> 02:18:20,380 Oh yikes. 3094 02:18:20,380 --> 02:18:22,380 Arizona. No. I was gonna say give me 3095 02:18:22,380 --> 02:18:24,380 the thousand for it. 3096 02:18:24,380 --> 02:18:26,380 Fuck. 3097 02:18:26,380 --> 02:18:28,380 Do I have to answer? Yeah you have to answer. 3098 02:18:28,380 --> 02:18:30,380 Yeah he did. He got it before me. 3099 02:18:32,380 --> 02:18:34,380 Fuck. What is Flagstaff? 3100 02:18:34,380 --> 02:18:36,380 Flagstaff? That's in Arizona. 3101 02:18:38,380 --> 02:18:40,380 What the fuck? 3102 02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:42,380 What is Phoenix? 3103 02:18:42,380 --> 02:18:44,380 Yes. 3104 02:18:44,380 --> 02:18:46,380 How many points 3105 02:18:46,380 --> 02:18:48,380 do I have? 9999. 3106 02:18:48,380 --> 02:18:50,380 How many points does Tyler have? 3107 02:18:50,380 --> 02:18:52,380 Yeah what did that just bring me to? 3108 02:18:52,380 --> 02:18:54,380 I'm at negative 600 now. 3109 02:18:54,380 --> 02:18:56,380 Tyler's got 10200. 3110 02:18:56,380 --> 02:18:58,380 Fuck. 3111 02:18:58,380 --> 02:19:00,380 I'm at negative 600. Don't worry. I'll help you out here. 3112 02:19:00,380 --> 02:19:02,380 State capitals for 3113 02:19:02,380 --> 02:19:04,380 600. New Jersey. 3114 02:19:04,380 --> 02:19:06,380 What the fuck is 3115 02:19:06,380 --> 02:19:08,380 their capital? 3116 02:19:08,380 --> 02:19:10,380 We live 3117 02:19:10,380 --> 02:19:12,380 right next to it. 3118 02:19:12,380 --> 02:19:14,380 New Jersey's just a fucking 3119 02:19:14,380 --> 02:19:16,380 filth place. If you're from New 3120 02:19:16,380 --> 02:19:18,380 Jersey go fuck yourself. 3121 02:19:18,380 --> 02:19:20,380 Trenton. 3122 02:19:20,380 --> 02:19:22,380 I honestly didn't. 3123 02:19:22,380 --> 02:19:24,380 That shows how much of a shit stain they are. 3124 02:19:24,380 --> 02:19:26,380 We live next to fucking New Jersey our whole lives. 3125 02:19:26,380 --> 02:19:28,380 We're just like we don't fucking know. 3126 02:19:28,380 --> 02:19:30,380 Hopefully we don't have anybody who lives in New Jersey 3127 02:19:30,380 --> 02:19:32,380 on this listening to this podcast. 3128 02:19:32,380 --> 02:19:34,380 Who got the last one? 3129 02:19:34,380 --> 02:19:36,380 Arizona? That was me. 3130 02:19:36,380 --> 02:19:38,380 Ali Max Pick. Let's go for 3131 02:19:38,380 --> 02:19:40,380 a thousand. 3132 02:19:40,380 --> 02:19:42,380 Well now you have to go for 3133 02:19:42,380 --> 02:19:44,380 800. 3134 02:19:44,380 --> 02:19:46,380 You got 3135 02:19:46,380 --> 02:19:48,380 negative 600. I'm going to wager one thousand 3136 02:19:48,380 --> 02:19:50,380 for this. One thousand positive 3137 02:19:50,380 --> 02:19:52,380 dollars that is. 3138 02:19:52,380 --> 02:19:54,380 Colorado. 3139 02:19:54,380 --> 02:19:56,380 You don't have 3140 02:19:56,380 --> 02:19:58,380 to do that. 3141 02:19:58,380 --> 02:20:00,380 What is Denver? 3142 02:20:00,380 --> 02:20:02,380 Damn. Are you 3143 02:20:02,380 --> 02:20:04,380 out of the negative? I'm out of the negative 3144 02:20:04,380 --> 02:20:06,380 baby. 3145 02:20:06,380 --> 02:20:08,380 Holy shit. 3146 02:20:08,380 --> 02:20:10,380 Finally four thousand. Illinois. 3147 02:20:14,380 --> 02:20:16,380 Ali Max. 3148 02:20:18,380 --> 02:20:20,380 What is 3149 02:20:20,380 --> 02:20:22,380 Indianapolis? 3150 02:20:22,380 --> 02:20:24,380 No. 3151 02:20:24,380 --> 02:20:26,380 Indianapolis. 3152 02:20:26,380 --> 02:20:28,380 No, I didn't think it was in Indiana. 3153 02:20:28,380 --> 02:20:30,380 I thought that was one of the. It's in Indiana. 3154 02:20:30,380 --> 02:20:32,380 Am I back in the negative? 3155 02:20:32,380 --> 02:20:34,380 Fuck. 3156 02:20:34,380 --> 02:20:36,380 I pretend I didn't press it. I didn't mean to. 3157 02:20:36,380 --> 02:20:38,380 Wait. 3158 02:20:38,380 --> 02:20:40,380 No. No. Give me a minute. 3159 02:20:40,380 --> 02:20:42,380 No. You can't. 3160 02:20:42,380 --> 02:20:44,380 Yeah, you can. You can. It's the last question. 3161 02:20:44,380 --> 02:20:46,380 Bro, I'm in the fucking deep negative 3162 02:20:46,380 --> 02:20:48,380 here. Okay. 3163 02:20:48,380 --> 02:20:50,380 What is 3164 02:20:50,380 --> 02:20:52,380 Chicago? 3165 02:20:52,380 --> 02:20:54,380 No. 3166 02:20:54,380 --> 02:20:56,380 It is in Illinois, but it's 3167 02:20:56,380 --> 02:20:58,380 not the capital. No. 3168 02:21:00,380 --> 02:21:02,380 Anyone? No. 3169 02:21:02,380 --> 02:21:04,380 Springfield. 3170 02:21:04,380 --> 02:21:06,380 Whatever. They're fucking joke. 3171 02:21:06,380 --> 02:21:08,380 They're fucking joke of a question. 3172 02:21:08,380 --> 02:21:10,380 Final, final jeopardy with the closest 3173 02:21:10,380 --> 02:21:12,380 fucking 3174 02:21:12,380 --> 02:21:14,380 score. Dan's got 3175 02:21:14,380 --> 02:21:16,380 9999. Tyler's got 3176 02:21:16,380 --> 02:21:18,380 2200. 3177 02:21:18,380 --> 02:21:20,380 Ali Mac has negative 1600. 3178 02:21:20,380 --> 02:21:22,380 Oh, you kept counting the more 3179 02:21:22,380 --> 02:21:24,380 times I buzzed in. 3180 02:21:24,380 --> 02:21:26,380 Fuck. 3181 02:21:26,380 --> 02:21:28,380 What's the category? 3182 02:21:30,380 --> 02:21:32,380 Geography. 3183 02:21:32,380 --> 02:21:34,380 Casey, I'm going to bet it all. 3184 02:21:42,380 --> 02:21:44,380 I'm just seeing this as an automatic 3185 02:21:44,380 --> 02:21:46,380 win if I get it. 3186 02:21:48,380 --> 02:21:50,380 All right. Got your wagers. 3187 02:21:50,380 --> 02:21:52,380 Hold on. Let me think about this. 3188 02:21:54,380 --> 02:21:56,380 Can't do that. 3189 02:21:58,380 --> 02:22:00,380 How many points did I start this with? 3190 02:22:02,380 --> 02:22:04,380 Zero. 3191 02:22:06,380 --> 02:22:08,380 I fucking screamed up 3192 02:22:08,380 --> 02:22:10,380 the fucking shit. If this was just a standard 3193 02:22:10,380 --> 02:22:12,380 jeopardy, I would still be fucking slaughtering 3194 02:22:12,380 --> 02:22:14,380 you. But you had to use fucking 3195 02:22:14,380 --> 02:22:16,380 4000 points out of 3196 02:22:16,380 --> 02:22:18,380 nowhere. I'm just happy I went from 3197 02:22:18,380 --> 02:22:20,380 the uno to the do so today. 3198 02:22:20,380 --> 02:22:22,380 That's all it took for me to be happy. 3199 02:22:22,380 --> 02:22:24,380 The do so. 3200 02:22:24,380 --> 02:22:26,380 I won both of these. 3201 02:22:26,380 --> 02:22:28,380 Well, the second one's still 3202 02:22:28,380 --> 02:22:30,380 underway. 3203 02:22:30,380 --> 02:22:32,380 Oh, no, this is a- That's a 3204 02:22:32,380 --> 02:22:34,380 tough bet for you, Dan. 3205 02:22:34,380 --> 02:22:36,380 This is a real big mind game 3206 02:22:36,380 --> 02:22:38,380 bet for both of you guys here. 3207 02:22:38,380 --> 02:22:40,380 This is a continuation of that game. No, I counted 3208 02:22:40,380 --> 02:22:42,380 as a win. It's all right. I'm the do so. 3209 02:22:42,380 --> 02:22:44,380 I'm the do so, buddy. 3210 02:22:44,380 --> 02:22:46,380 It's all right. It doesn't really 3211 02:22:46,380 --> 02:22:48,380 matter what you think about that. 3212 02:22:48,380 --> 02:22:50,380 I'm the fucking beach 3213 02:22:50,380 --> 02:22:52,380 You told me that I- You told me that 3214 02:22:52,380 --> 02:22:54,380 I would- I won if I got that question 3215 02:22:54,380 --> 02:22:56,380 correct and I got correct. So, 3216 02:22:56,380 --> 02:22:58,380 I won. You'll get two wins if you get this quarter. 3217 02:22:58,380 --> 02:23:00,380 I get two more? 3218 02:23:00,380 --> 02:23:02,380 I go up to the trait- 3219 02:23:02,380 --> 02:23:04,380 I'd be the quattro. 3220 02:23:04,380 --> 02:23:06,380 Be the quattro. 3221 02:23:06,380 --> 02:23:08,380 Okay, I got your 3222 02:23:08,380 --> 02:23:10,380 answer. 3223 02:23:10,380 --> 02:23:12,380 Wait, what's the question? Oh, right. 3224 02:23:12,380 --> 02:23:14,380 Question. 3225 02:23:14,380 --> 02:23:16,380 This North American country is primarily 3226 02:23:16,380 --> 02:23:18,380 ice, despite its misnomer. 3227 02:23:22,380 --> 02:23:24,380 You should have fucking 3228 02:23:24,380 --> 02:23:26,380 done something harder than that. 3229 02:23:28,380 --> 02:23:30,380 We all got it. 3230 02:23:30,380 --> 02:23:32,380 I just want to know how much Dan bet. 3231 02:23:32,380 --> 02:23:34,380 Tyler says Greenland. 3232 02:23:34,380 --> 02:23:36,380 Tyler bet 200. 3233 02:23:36,380 --> 02:23:38,380 Tyler's got 10,400. 3234 02:23:40,380 --> 02:23:42,380 Dan says, what is Greenland? 3235 02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:46,380 What did you bet, Dan? 3236 02:23:46,380 --> 02:23:48,380 What did you bet, Dan? 3237 02:23:48,380 --> 02:23:50,380 400? 3238 02:23:50,380 --> 02:23:52,380 Is it a tie? 3239 02:23:52,380 --> 02:23:54,380 No, he lost by one point. 3240 02:23:54,380 --> 02:23:56,380 Dan's got 10,399. 3241 02:23:56,380 --> 02:23:58,380 Dan lost by one point. 3242 02:23:58,380 --> 02:24:00,380 Dan. 3243 02:24:00,380 --> 02:24:02,380 Dan. 3244 02:24:02,380 --> 02:24:04,380 Dan. 3245 02:24:04,380 --> 02:24:06,380 Oh my god. 3246 02:24:06,380 --> 02:24:08,380 Wait, you didn't even go 3247 02:24:08,380 --> 02:24:10,380 over my answer. 3248 02:24:10,380 --> 02:24:12,380 I got it right too. 3249 02:24:12,380 --> 02:24:14,380 Dude, can you take it to me? 3250 02:24:14,380 --> 02:24:16,380 That wasn't a good fucking game. 3251 02:24:16,380 --> 02:24:18,380 That was the best possible outcome. 3252 02:24:18,380 --> 02:24:20,380 Tyler actually won. 3253 02:24:20,380 --> 02:24:22,380 He won by one dollar. 3254 02:24:24,380 --> 02:24:26,380 I don't know if you're doing that the fuck with me. 3255 02:24:26,380 --> 02:24:28,380 What? 3256 02:24:28,380 --> 02:24:30,380 I didn't know if you were going to fucking 3257 02:24:30,380 --> 02:24:32,380 do that or you're going to fucking 3258 02:24:32,380 --> 02:24:34,380 Oh my god. 3259 02:24:34,380 --> 02:24:36,380 I was going to bet a dollar. 3260 02:24:36,380 --> 02:24:38,380 He was stuck with the $9,000. 3261 02:24:38,380 --> 02:24:40,380 Dan, I'll never forgive you for that. 3262 02:24:44,380 --> 02:24:46,380 The thing is, 3263 02:24:46,380 --> 02:24:48,380 if it was a fair game, I would have won. 3264 02:24:48,380 --> 02:24:50,380 Of course. 3265 02:24:50,380 --> 02:24:52,380 I'm just happy I recorded 3266 02:24:52,380 --> 02:24:54,380 another win tonight too. 3267 02:24:54,380 --> 02:24:56,380 I see how you mean. 3268 02:24:56,380 --> 02:24:58,380 I see what you mean, Tyler. I agree. 3269 02:24:58,380 --> 02:25:00,380 That game was completely fair. 3270 02:25:00,380 --> 02:25:02,380 So what we learned tonight is that 3271 02:25:02,380 --> 02:25:04,380 if you even get within one dollar, Tyler, 3272 02:25:04,380 --> 02:25:06,380 we need a $4,000 handicap. 3273 02:25:08,380 --> 02:25:10,380 Or just an automatic win. 3274 02:25:10,380 --> 02:25:12,380 If you answer one question 3275 02:25:12,380 --> 02:25:14,380 correctly. That was good. 3276 02:25:14,380 --> 02:25:16,380 That was a good game. 3277 02:25:18,380 --> 02:25:20,380 Completely fair in every way, cheap and 3278 02:25:20,380 --> 02:25:22,380 informed. There's really no way 3279 02:25:22,380 --> 02:25:24,380 anybody could dispute that. How long does that 3280 02:25:24,380 --> 02:25:26,380 last for? 3281 02:25:26,380 --> 02:25:28,380 I think it just keeps going. 3282 02:25:28,380 --> 02:25:30,380 I love it. 3283 02:25:32,380 --> 02:25:34,380 I could look at that all day. 3284 02:25:34,380 --> 02:25:36,380 We're just staring at the fucking toy. 3285 02:25:36,380 --> 02:25:38,380 I think it was still just on the 3286 02:25:38,380 --> 02:25:40,380 come down from that 3287 02:25:40,380 --> 02:25:42,380 jeopardy. It was a thriller. 3288 02:25:42,380 --> 02:25:44,380 Dude, that was fucking close. 3289 02:25:44,380 --> 02:25:46,380 That was neck and neck right there, bro. 3290 02:25:46,380 --> 02:25:48,380 I kind of flew off the handle there for a little bit. 3291 02:25:48,380 --> 02:25:50,380 I apologize. That was designed. 3292 02:25:52,380 --> 02:25:54,380 We knew that the points were not going to make you 3293 02:25:54,380 --> 02:25:56,380 happy. 3294 02:25:56,380 --> 02:25:58,380 I flew off the fucking 3295 02:25:58,380 --> 02:26:00,380 handle. 3296 02:26:00,380 --> 02:26:02,380 That's fucking horse shit. 3297 02:26:02,380 --> 02:26:04,380 Alright, what else we got? 3298 02:26:04,380 --> 02:26:06,380 So what do you think about aliens? 3299 02:26:08,380 --> 02:26:10,380 You think that they're even a fucking chance 3300 02:26:10,380 --> 02:26:12,380 that they're real? 3301 02:26:12,380 --> 02:26:14,380 I'm specifically 3302 02:26:14,380 --> 02:26:16,380 talking about the guy who's in here. 3303 02:26:16,380 --> 02:26:18,380 The little green guy with the big eyes. Do you think 3304 02:26:18,380 --> 02:26:20,380 there's any chance that there's a fucking UFO 3305 02:26:20,380 --> 02:26:22,380 that actually looks like this little guy that looks like 3306 02:26:22,380 --> 02:26:24,380 that in it? Is there any fucking shot? 3307 02:26:24,380 --> 02:26:26,380 Yeah, there's an infinite chance of it. 3308 02:26:26,380 --> 02:26:28,380 I don't know, with a glass bubble on the top? 3309 02:26:28,380 --> 02:26:30,380 There's also an infinite chance that there's not. 3310 02:26:30,380 --> 02:26:32,380 It doesn't have to be a glass bubble, but like a flying 3311 02:26:32,380 --> 02:26:34,380 flat cylindrical object. 3312 02:26:34,380 --> 02:26:36,380 I think so. I think that 3313 02:26:36,380 --> 02:26:38,380 was an older generation. 3314 02:26:38,380 --> 02:26:40,380 With this guy inside. 3315 02:26:40,380 --> 02:26:42,380 Not like you can't see him, but 3316 02:26:42,380 --> 02:26:44,380 he's the one that's piloting it. Yeah, I think 3317 02:26:44,380 --> 02:26:46,380 so. Do you think there's actual 3318 02:26:46,380 --> 02:26:48,380 aliens that look like that? Yes. I think there has 3319 02:26:48,380 --> 02:26:50,380 to be, dude. 3320 02:26:50,380 --> 02:26:52,380 There has to be. 3321 02:26:52,380 --> 02:26:54,380 I think that with an infinite 3322 02:26:54,380 --> 02:26:56,380 universe, there's infinite possibilities. 3323 02:26:56,380 --> 02:26:58,380 You know what's really funny? We're all staring at it. Like I looked around 3324 02:26:58,380 --> 02:27:00,380 and everyone's still staring at it. 3325 02:27:00,380 --> 02:27:02,380 It's mesmerizing. And it changes sounds 3326 02:27:02,380 --> 02:27:04,380 when the cow comes off. 3327 02:27:04,380 --> 02:27:06,380 Yo, that's 3328 02:27:06,380 --> 02:27:08,380 cool. And then it picks the cow up 3329 02:27:08,380 --> 02:27:10,380 and it changes. Starts 3330 02:27:10,380 --> 02:27:12,380 mowing and shit. 3331 02:27:12,380 --> 02:27:14,380 Shhh. 3332 02:27:18,380 --> 02:27:20,380 We'll end on this sound. 3333 02:27:28,380 --> 02:27:30,380 Be kind to yourselves. 3334 02:27:30,380 --> 02:27:32,380 We out. 3335 02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:34,380 Fuck off! 3336 02:27:34,380 --> 02:27:42,380 For all we know, robots have souls. 3337 02:27:42,380 --> 02:27:44,380 We just don't know if they do or don't. 3338 02:27:44,380 --> 02:27:46,380 How do you know? 3339 02:27:46,380 --> 02:27:48,380 Have you ever been a cyborg or a 3340 02:27:48,380 --> 02:27:50,380 robot? 3341 02:27:50,380 --> 02:27:52,380 You think we were the first ones 3342 02:27:52,380 --> 02:27:54,380 to inhabit this planet? 3343 02:27:54,380 --> 02:27:56,380 Fuck no. 3344 02:27:56,380 --> 02:27:58,380 No, no. 3345 02:27:58,380 --> 02:28:00,380 We are jumping down this fucking 3346 02:28:00,380 --> 02:28:02,380 rabbit hole. Yes, we are. 3347 02:28:02,380 --> 02:28:04,380 There's people out there with some 3348 02:28:04,380 --> 02:28:06,380 really dumb fucks. 3349 02:28:06,380 --> 02:28:08,380 Extended episodes. 3350 02:28:08,380 --> 02:28:10,380 Where the fuck did the 3351 02:28:10,380 --> 02:28:12,380 Siermans come from? Where the fuck did 3352 02:28:12,380 --> 02:28:14,380 Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die 3353 02:28:14,380 --> 02:28:16,380 and become ghosts? 3354 02:28:16,380 --> 02:28:18,380 They're killing all the already 3355 02:28:18,380 --> 02:28:20,380 born babies and sell them to the Chinese. 3356 02:28:20,380 --> 02:28:22,380 Aliens exist as 3357 02:28:22,380 --> 02:28:24,380 somewhere in China, 3358 02:28:24,380 --> 02:28:26,380 in some base, 3359 02:28:26,380 --> 02:28:28,380 there are super soldiers that are 3360 02:28:28,380 --> 02:28:30,380 at least 9 or 10 feet tall. 3361 02:28:30,380 --> 02:28:32,380 Okay, I'm talking about the Sauron. 3362 02:28:32,380 --> 02:28:34,380 They have dread and super soldiers. 3363 02:28:34,380 --> 02:28:36,380 Then they are extraterrestrials. 3364 02:28:36,380 --> 02:28:38,380 They are aliens. 3365 02:28:38,380 --> 02:28:40,380 I do not negotiate with them. 3366 02:28:40,380 --> 02:28:42,380 I do not negotiate with them. 3367 02:28:42,380 --> 02:28:44,380 I do not negotiate with them. 3368 02:28:44,380 --> 02:28:46,380 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3369 02:28:46,380 --> 02:28:48,380 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3370 02:28:48,380 --> 02:28:50,380 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3371 02:28:50,380 --> 02:28:52,380 We gotta go to the fucking 3372 02:28:52,380 --> 02:28:54,380 moon because 3373 02:28:54,380 --> 02:28:56,380 JFK got 3374 02:28:56,380 --> 02:28:58,380 assassinated by the fucking 3375 02:28:58,380 --> 02:29:00,380 government. He got killed by 3376 02:29:00,380 --> 02:29:02,380 the CIA. JFK 3377 02:29:02,380 --> 02:29:04,380 was killed by the government. 3378 02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:06,380 Before my eyes, while holding their 3379 02:29:06,380 --> 02:29:08,380 pulse, feel them die of 3380 02:29:08,380 --> 02:29:10,380 this virus. You feel bump bump 3381 02:29:10,380 --> 02:29:12,380 bump, beep, nothing. 3382 02:29:12,380 --> 02:29:14,380 They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. 3383 02:29:14,380 --> 02:29:16,380 I think that the government has 3384 02:29:16,380 --> 02:29:18,380 taken it to the next level 3385 02:29:18,380 --> 02:29:20,380 with the birds. 3386 02:29:20,380 --> 02:29:26,380 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you. 3387 02:29:26,380 --> 02:29:28,380 You are going to be able to raise and they are 3388 02:29:28,380 --> 02:29:30,380 going to make them so fucking real. 3389 02:29:30,380 --> 02:29:32,380 They're going to sink money into them because they know 3390 02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:34,380 that if you put that motherfucker in a cage 3391 02:29:34,380 --> 02:29:36,380 they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. 3392 02:29:36,380 --> 02:29:38,380 You can cut it open. You're going to see blood 3393 02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:40,380 guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology 3394 02:29:40,380 --> 02:29:42,380 is out of solution violence. 3395 02:29:42,380 --> 02:29:44,380 Which, by the way, 3396 02:29:44,380 --> 02:29:46,380 Big Brother is the overlord. 3397 02:29:46,380 --> 02:29:48,380 We're 3398 02:29:48,380 --> 02:29:50,380 only living in the 3399 02:29:50,380 --> 02:29:52,380 third dimension. 3400 02:29:52,380 --> 02:29:54,380 AHHHHHHHHHHHH 3401 02:29:54,380 --> 02:29:56,380 bek 3402 02:29:56,380 --> 02:29:58,380 So 3403 02:29:58,380 --> 02:30:00,380 so 3404 02:30:00,380 --> 02:30:02,380 then 3405 02:30:02,380 --> 02:30:04,380 So 3406 02:30:04,380 --> 02:30:06,380 So 3407 02:30:06,380 --> 02:30:08,380 so 3408 02:30:08,380 --> 02:30:10,400 They 3409 02:30:10,400 --> 02:30:12,400 There 3410 02:30:12,400 --> 02:30:14,400 I 3411 02:30:14,400 --> 02:30:16,400 So 3412 02:30:16,400 --> 02:30:18,400 Do 3413 02:30:18,400 --> 02:30:20,400 So 3414 02:30:20,400 --> 02:30:22,400 So 3415 02:30:22,400 --> 02:30:30,400 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real. 3416 02:30:30,400 --> 02:30:34,400 Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. 3417 02:30:34,400 --> 02:30:38,400 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. 3418 02:30:38,400 --> 02:30:42,400 He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. 3419 02:30:42,400 --> 02:30:44,400 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. 3420 02:30:44,400 --> 02:30:49,400 George Soros is the fucking devil! Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit. 3421 02:30:49,400 --> 02:30:53,400 George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit. 3422 02:30:53,400 --> 02:30:56,400 He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit. 3423 02:30:56,400 --> 02:30:59,400 Just don't fucking get it. Everybody's like, 3424 02:30:59,400 --> 02:31:02,400 Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there. 3425 02:31:02,400 --> 02:31:04,400 Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump! 3426 02:31:04,400 --> 02:31:06,400 He's not the actual fucking leader! 3427 02:31:06,400 --> 02:31:10,400 It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there. 3428 02:31:10,400 --> 02:31:13,400 Everybody says, oh, that's so cool. 3429 02:31:13,400 --> 02:31:18,400 Everybody says, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself. 3430 02:31:18,400 --> 02:31:20,400 The actual government is just crying. 3431 02:31:20,400 --> 02:31:24,400 The actual new government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis, 3432 02:31:24,400 --> 02:31:26,400 are actually the ones that are controlling fucking the Holocaust. 3433 02:31:26,400 --> 02:31:29,400 The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking bill. 3434 02:31:29,400 --> 02:31:49,400 He's fucking off.