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Welcome to Untitled by Kat.

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Fuck yourself, welcome back.

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It's episode 61.

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What's up?

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I'm here with Dan and Tyler.

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That's me.

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How are you guys feeling this week?

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I feel pumped up.

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I'm feeling good.

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Did Taylor Swift pump you up?

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Yeah, yeah, I did actually.

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I got a Wayne Gretzky Ranger jersey coming in.

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What's that?

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I got a Wayne Gretzky Ranger jersey coming in.

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Oh yeah?

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It's like an official one with like a so-and-so number and shit.

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Very nice.

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I only spent like $150.

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$150?

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Dude, you're moving out. You gotta save that money.

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No, no, that was my last stupid purchase I said.

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You gotta save that money for heat.

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That shit gets expensive.

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Tyler, ask Dan what you asked me about Taylor Swift.

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Okay, so here's a question.

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And the answer is yes.

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Here's a question.

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So you're up against a wall.

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Yep.

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Facing the wall.

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But there's a large window.

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It is a one-way window.

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So you can see her, but she can't see you.

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She's completely naked laying on the bed flicking her bean.

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Yep.

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If you get a boner, you get shot on the head.

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Yeah, if you get a boner, you get shot on the spot.

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It's like squid games.

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Yeah.

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Would you survive five minutes?

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Yes.

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Are you kidding me? Of course.

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Because you'd be afraid to die.

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No, I'm just not like...

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I have like control over my body.

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Just seeing that, yeah.

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I mean, it's...

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If it moves even a little.

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Like you get a little hard.

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I mean, dude, the wind blows the right way.

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I get a little hard.

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Yeah, you get shot. You're done.

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You're done. You're looking at Taylor Swift.

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No, it has nothing to do with it being Taylor Swift.

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There's a sensor in front of your dick.

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And if it touches the sensor...

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Yeah, I'd pass. For how much money?

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Million.

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Yeah, dude. Are you kidding me?

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I just pretend it's like

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a medical situation and then I will not be turned on and off.

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But she's like, you know, going to town.

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No, no, no.

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It's easy. Even if it's Taylor Swift,

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I don't care who it is.

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You sure?

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Positive. You sure?

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Positive, yeah.

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I was also talking to him before the podcast.

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If nuns were not celibate, it would be a problem.

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We know what your

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fantasies are, Tyler.

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Dude, you know some of them get turned out.

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You know, they got those priests in there

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and they're just like surrounded by fucking

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nuns and they're just...

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Dude, I'm sure that some of them have just

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flipped and started banging the nuns.

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It's actually like a lot of older nuns were lesbians.

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That's why they went and started the convent.

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Same with the fucking

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the priest thing. They were gays.

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So they got put in there so they wouldn't...

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Sorry, they were NPHs.

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Non-practicing homosexuals.

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But like,

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what's the worst possible place

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to put a fucking lesbian woman

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who's not trying to be a lesbian in a place

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with a bunch of hot women?

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That is like the worst fucking idea ever.

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I don't think that they're generally

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regarded as hot.

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Nuns I've always thought of as like...

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Have you seen young nuns? They're fucking cute.

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I don't think they exist. Yeah, they do.

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Young nuns? Yeah.

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Young nuns. Young nuns, they're fucking cute.

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Young nuns dot com.

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Young nuns dot com.

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Oh yeah, so the Iowa caucus was this week.

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Donald Trump won it without even being there.

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Trump got 50% of the vote.

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And he wasn't even there?

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Nope.

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Oh, he was in a lot.

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He wasn't on the debate stage though.

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At all.

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Isn't the Iowa caucus like...

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It's a pretty good...

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It's the first caucus.

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It's a pretty good indication

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on what's gonna happen.

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They're gonna have to put him in jail

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or they're gonna have to kill him.

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Dude, they took him off the ballot.

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What happened with the taking him off the ballot thing?

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Did he go to the fucking courts yet?

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I don't know, but...

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I like what some of the other

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people are saying is that

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if he's not on the ballot, they don't want to be on the ballot.

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Which is pretty cool.

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Because it's like, oh, if you're not gonna play fair,

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we don't want to be a vault.

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Well, Rameswamy

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dropped out of the competition.

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No, he didn't.

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Yeah, he did. What?

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He got such low numbers at the Iowa caucus,

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he dropped out. So now it's down to Trump

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fucking DeSantis and that fucking cunt woman.

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DeSantis got second place.

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With like 20%.

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Haley got like 19%.

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Yeah, Nikki Haley.

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Dude, she's like bought and paid for.

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Dude, Vivek Rameswamy

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just fucking destroyed them on stage though.

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He did, but then like he's brown.

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Right, of course.

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So the Republicans are like, he's brown, we don't like him.

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Now he dropped out

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and he backed Trump.

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It was just funny to watch him eat his words

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when he was dissing Trump

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when he got desperate the last few weeks.

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He wasn't really dissing him

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in all his options videos.

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If you're running against somebody, you have to diss them.

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You can't just sing their praises

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and then be like, he was awesome and I'm gonna win.

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You're not gonna win like that.

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It's still not as funny as when fucking

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he called Ted Cruz's wife

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a fucking whore or something or dog.

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Trump was just like, your wife's a dog.

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This is fucking from Shane Gillis, but he's just like

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your wife's a dog, ugly, disgusting.

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And Ted Cruz is like, you cannot

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talk to me like that. In Texas, we don't

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talk about people's wife like that. And in two weeks later, he's just like

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He died like a dog.

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He died like a dog.

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Who was that?

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The ISIS dude.

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What the fuck?

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Abu

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Abu Dali

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He died like a dog.

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Why are you crying?

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Why are you crying Abu?

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Why are you crying?

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I wouldn't have cried.

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I just want somebody fucking

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normal. The Trump shit

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was like some good

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times. I'd be down for a couple more years.

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I just want something funny.

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If you want funny, Donald Trump is going to wreck

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the world, bro.

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The problem is that Donald Trump is

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like drill baby drill. And it's like, dude

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like, is this fucking 1936?

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What do you mean?

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He wants to do oil.

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Yeah, he wants to do oil.

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Listen, listen, we're not going to be

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fully electric by 2035.

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There's no fucking way.

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Do you want us to drill oil where? In Alaska?

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Anywhere in the US. Texas,

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Alaska, the middle of Manhattan.

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That'd be fucking awesome.

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Central Park.

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Oil drill.

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Wherever the fuck we can drill, he wants to drill.

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And it's like, dude, and he wants

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to, he's like, I will never shut down coal.

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It's like, I know I've talked about this before.

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Coal is not that bad. It's fucking

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bad. They have clean coal now, bro.

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I don't care. They have clean coal.

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I don't care how clean it is. They have scrubbers, bro.

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It doesn't even make any fucking

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sense. It makes no sense.

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They got fucking scrubbers, bro.

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I don't know why. It's like even

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a thing. So you want

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to tell all these fucking people in Pennsylvania.

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Fuck those people, dude. Fuck those people.

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I have no reason to go to Pennsylvania. Dude,

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all those people in Pennsylvania, they've been fucking

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miners for fucking decades. And you're going to be like,

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you don't got a job anymore? You said fucking miners.

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Fucking miners.

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Are we back on this again?

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The EPC thing? No. No, but like

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miners have been doing this shit

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for fucking hundreds of years.

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And you're going to be like, yeah, your job doesn't exist anymore.

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Get the fuck out of here. Yes. That's how

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when jobs are irrelevant. That's what

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happens to them. You know how many people that is?

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Yeah, it's a lot of people, but

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fuck them, dude, because look,

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here's the thing. All my research

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of what human beings are supposed to eat, all right?

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Human beings need to eat fish.

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I don't think that this is like, it's not even debatable.

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What does this have to do with

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anything that we're talking about? I'm coming full

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circle. So

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the reason that I can't eat as

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much fish as I want to eat is because

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I'll get mercury poisoning if

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I have more than so many servings a week of fish.

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Okay. Now the reason

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that the mercury gets

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into the seafood supply is

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from coal-fired power plants,

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because they release

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methyl mercury into the air, and

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then the rain drops it onto the ocean,

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and then the fish eat it.

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You have to eat nothing but tuna every day.

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Wait a second. I eat pretty

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much exclusively fish. Does that

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mean my mercury poisoning? Is that

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why I'm insane? You might want to get your

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mad as a hatter, dude. Is that

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why I have mental

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issues because I fucking have mercury poisoning?

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It's possible. Get your mercury levels checked.

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Dude, if I have super high... I'm just insane

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because I have mercury poisoning. Yeah, dude.

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That's where that came from, mad as a hatter, because

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hatter just uses mercury in their... Yeah, they would coat their fucking

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hats in mercury. Like, what the

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fuck are you doing? It's part of the tanning

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process or something. We don't have that much mercury, though.

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But what I'm saying is like, dude,

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literally, the

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future of the human race... Did Joe Rogan

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get mercury poisoning from fish?

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Arsenic. Arsenic. Yeah. Yeah.

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But it's

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a really important thing, dude. We can't be burning coal.

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All right, fine. If it's clean,

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that's cool. But we do have to

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have a plan to get off of fossil fuels.

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It's just ridiculous. I just don't think

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I... I don't like

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electric cars. I don't like the

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ability for them to get just shut down.

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Yeah, but that's every car now. I know that's every fucking

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car now. That's like OnStar came out in like

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2000. No, but the fucking thing is with that

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is like the Tesla ship. Like,

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I... You know what?

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I have to admit, Teslas

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are more practical than I thought

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that they were after talking to your friend.

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Yeah. Thank you

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for showing me that. They're more

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practical than I thought they were. You should drive that

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thing, dude. I still don't... You will not understand

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it. You will not understand where

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the... I literally... I didn't

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mean to cut you off. Yeah. All right, when I stepped on the

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pedal, I only had it down like

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three quarters of the way. And there was absolutely

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no reason to go any more than that.

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Really? Yeah, and I was like, okay,

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this is like the fastest car I've ever driven.

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The accelerations... Actually, have you driven like an actual

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sports car? Sports car, though?

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I mean, dude, like what? Like a

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Ferrari? No. I drove... I drove

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a Maserati and I

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drove the Ferrari before

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and literally, if you feathered the gas,

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you fucking accelerate to like 30.

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Yeah. Like you go, whoop, it goes, whoom!

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Yeah. Fucking nuts. But this is

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the fucking weirdest part is that it's completely

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silent. It's just

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like there's no noise. There's

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nothing. Because, dude, all I hear,

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all right, you gotta understand, all right,

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and I won't get off on this too long,

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all right, from years of working

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on cars, all I hear

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when I hear noise, to me,

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that's parts wearing out and breaking.

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Right? That's friction. That's

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heat loss. That boom!

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That's literally

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things breaking. Like, not today,

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not tomorrow, but after

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5,000 miles, that shit

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wearing out and going bad. Like,

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you don't want to... you don't want to hear it.

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It's not cool. I think I gotta

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change the belt because fucking that thing, when

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it starts, it's like

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fucking shit. Yeah, you know what doesn't

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have? Belts. Electric cars.

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There's like

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three or four less belts that they fucking

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have. Why didn't you become so

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pro electric cars? I thought you were anti-electric

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cars for the longest time. I'll tell you when I became...

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Let me tell you when I became

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pro electric car. When I was

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underneath a fucking...

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Years of being underneath a car,

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using the impact wrench,

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and just having dust fall on your fucking

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eyes. You'd be like, why am I

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even working on this? This part doesn't need to

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exist. Dude, when I wear fucking...

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When I work on cars, I wear

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goggles if I'm underneath it because I don't want to get in my eyes.

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I mean, Teslas break. How much

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does it cost to repair a Tesla? A lot of money.

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Okay, what brakes on them?

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The fucking wheels. The fucking computer.

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The wheels break. The wheels break?

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The fucking axles break. The wheels break.

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The wheels break. The axles break.

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Have you ever changed

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a wheel on a car? Yeah. It's a pretty

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simple fucking shit. No, but like if your fucking axle

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gets fucking cracked or something. That's on

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regular cars too. Batteries don't last

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forever. Okay, they have an eight year

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hundred thousand mile warranty. There is

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not a car on the market

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that comes within three years of that

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warranty for the drivetrain. Dude,

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I have... Like how long do you want

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to keep it? I have... You want to hand it down to

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your great grandchildren? I have eighty thousand

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miles. Making money. I bought this

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car back in 2013.

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Did that my great-grandson

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drive it? It's like what do you want

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out of it? I have a nineteen... Yes, it will

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break eventually. For the love

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of fucking God, it's going to break.

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So listen, my grandfather has a

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1947 Ford pickup truck.

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And that thing still runs like

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the day it was bought. Yeah, and it probably smells like

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shit when he starts it up. Probably fucking

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smokes, probably hits and misses

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for the first fucking three minutes.

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-brrrrrrrrrrrr

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No, actually it's fucking smooth still.

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-brrrrrrrrrrrr

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It's like dude, it gets fucking how many

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gallons to the fucking mile. Okay, the gas

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miles on it is fucked up. Yeah, it fucking sucks.

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It literally turns... It literally makes

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more noise than it does motion.

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And it's like dude, like

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it's just from an engineering standpoint

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From an engineering standpoint, it's a fucking

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travesty, but from a fucking historical

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standpoint, it's fucking cool. Bro, we're

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always going to have internal combustion cars.

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They are fucking fun.

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They're fun to work on when you don't

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need them. This is the difference,

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okay? For motorsports...

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The thing I have a fucking issue with is that

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they're trying to get rid of all

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fucking fossil fuel

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cars. Right, but... That's the problem.

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I don't have a problem with electric

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cars. That's not my problem. My

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problem is not being able to drive a fossil

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fuel car. That's my issue with it.

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Like, because fucking fine,

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get electric cars and shit. I like my

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gas cars. Right. Like, but

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don't tell me I can't

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get a gas car because

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it's not good for the environment. It isn't

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though. Right, it's the fact that they're

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forcing you to do it. The thing is though, dude...

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I don't like being forced to do anything. Literally,

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the most freeing

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thing in the world is to have

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an electric car. It is like

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dude, you can literally for eight...

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Because now that you have an electric car,

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the government can track your location anywhere.

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Any car with a GPS, they can

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track your location. Okay, make your own electric car

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where it doesn't have all the electronics.

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What's so hard about that? Get an older one that doesn't

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have that. You don't have to

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just... You can make any car electric.

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They sell kits. It's

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not that fucking hard. You can also rip out the

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GPS on it too. Yeah, it's not that...

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Dude, it's literally... But it won't

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pass inspection. Eight solar panels. They actually

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check for your GPS and inspections now. You know that?

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What?

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You know how each car has a GPS

440
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tracker on it?

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What are you talking about? You don't have to have a GPS.

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Yeah, you do. What?

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Any car that was made after the year, I think

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2006,

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has a tracker

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on it so government can

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fucking track you on it.

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Are you sure about that?

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Fact check.

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You might want to look

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into that because I don't think that's true.

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Not that I'm doubting you, but I'm doubting you.

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That's out of violation of my privacy.

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Dude...

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Isn't there some kind of amendment where

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the government can't track you?

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No, there's not.

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They can do whatever... It doesn't matter if there's an

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amendment. They can do whatever the fuck they want.

460
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The Patriot Act. I do not like

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that we have a fucking

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meta-AI in our groom chat now.

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I know. That thing's fucking weird.

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It's just like... I just feel like we're being spied on.

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Oh. Especially with the fucking

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questions that are being asked to it.

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What the fuck would you do though if

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you had access to everybody's

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conversations in the world? Would you look at them?

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No. I don't want to...

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I don't want to read

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other people's conversations. I don't even

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fucking want to read my

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fiance's fucking text messages.

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I don't even get back to my own text messages.

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What would you want to know what Jeffrey Epstein's

477
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conversations with Trump were?

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Would you read that?

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That's a different fucking thing.

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We're talking about just standard, regular

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fucking people.

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My neighbor next door. I don't want to read his fucking

483
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text messages. I don't want to fucking read

484
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my downstairs neighbor's fucking text

485
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messages. I don't want to fucking read anybody's fucking

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text messages. I don't even want to read fucking Dan's

487
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text messages. I don't want to fucking look at his fucking

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phone and be like, oh yeah, that's what you...

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Wow, that's a nice cock, Dan.

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Also,

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I want to get your opinion on this.

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For particularly

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law enforcement jobs,

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do you think it is morally

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justified for them to

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look at your phone and everything in your

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phone?

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Man, that's a tough one. They do.

499
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They do. But is it

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morally justifiable?

501
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I don't know

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because what did you do before people had phones?

503
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You had to vet them somehow.

504
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I mean, you talk to...

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I mean, the technology exists now. I don't really

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think you're entitled to it.

507
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I think that's a little much.

508
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Because they can go through your fucking phone.

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You have to...

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I did

511
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interview processes for police and stuff

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and they had to go through my whole fucking phone.

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And I'm like, this is fucking nuts.

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I don't like this. Didn't they do that

515
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for Ali Mack? Yeah, they did.

516
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That's fucking strange. For an EMS

517
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job, they made him do that. I'd tell them to go pound

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salt up their ass.

519
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I was going to apply to the place

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that he did until he told me about

521
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that. I'm like, fuck that.

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I don't even have anything on my phone that's worth

523
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fucking like, wow, this

524
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is sketchy shit. It's just all autism

525
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jokes. It's all stupid

526
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jokes and stuff. And I'm like, if somebody fucking

527
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reads this and they're fucking

528
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not cool with jokes,

529
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they're going to be like, oh, this guy. This guy.

530
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Nobody's fucking business what you do on your fucking phone.

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And also, the thing is, it's

532
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another thing with the job hiring

533
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shouldn't be subjective. It should be objective.

534
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But if somebody's looking through

535
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your phone, that right there

536
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,800
is subjective because it's up to the detective

537
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,800
reading your phone type shit.

538
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800
Being like, hmm,

539
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,800
what did he mean by this joke?

540
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,800
It's just a government job. Wouldn't you want

541
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,800
a CIA

542
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800
agent to have their phone

543
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800
checked when they get hired?

544
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800
I want my CIA agents being fucking

545
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800
maniacs. If you're being

546
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,800
a CIA agent, I want you to be the most

547
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800
fucked up person on the planet. You have to be able to trust the

548
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800
people. No, you don't. You know what CIA

549
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,800
agents fucking do? They overthrow fucking

550
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800
governments. They fucking do insane shit.

551
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,800
I know. But like, you would want

552
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,800
somebody who's fucking insane for a job.

553
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,800
But they're going to get their phone checks when they get the interview.

554
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,800
Yeah, it's fucking, it's kind of weird.

555
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,800
I mean, I feel like it's an invasion of

556
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,800
privacy and it's like not something that they

557
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800
should be officially like entitled

558
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,800
to. Right. I believe that too.

559
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,800
And for the place, you know,

560
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,800
over here, I don't want to say

561
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,800
names or anything, but

562
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800
that's completely unwarranted.

563
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,800
Absolutely, completely, 100%

564
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800
unwarranted.

565
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800
And I'm surprised they even get away with it, dude.

566
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,800
What do you mean? I, sorry.

567
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,800
The company that he works for.

568
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,800
I'm surprised that they even get away with that.

569
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800
Oh yeah. That is

570
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,800
a problem. Yeah, because they can

571
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,800
see like, dude, everything that

572
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,800
you know, you talk about like with your

573
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,800
psychiatrist or your doctor.

574
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800
Really? Well, yeah, I mean, dude,

575
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800
if it in an email, you go,

576
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,800
are they going to pop open your email? Like

577
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,800
what the fuck? I mean, I have a work

578
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,800
email for my job.

579
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800
I don't use it for anything else besides like

580
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800
my work. Like anything, like

581
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,800
for Red Cross and stuff, I put it into that

582
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,800
email because it's like, okay, I'm using it

583
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800
for this job. And

584
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800
it's like fucking, it's just literally

585
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,800
updates from my

586
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,800
director of operations, open shifts

587
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,800
and shit. Like I don't put anything

588
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,800
personal on my work email.

589
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,800
Just because I don't want anything

590
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,800
personal on my work email, just in case they

591
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,800
have the thought to like go through

592
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,800
my work email. Sure, sure. Like I put

593
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,800
everything on, I have my work email,

594
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800
I have my school email, which is pretty much my

595
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800
main email. I have my

596
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,800
gaming email for like my video games

597
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,800
and stuff. And then I have

598
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,800
my email that I made when I was fucking six

599
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,800
years old. So. Tell us your email

600
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,800
addresses, Tyler. No.

601
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,800
I'm not giving you the fucking email.

602
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,800
You already know my email address. You send me

603
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,800
shit.

604
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,800
I'm Tyler Podcast 73 at GMO.com.

605
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,800
Send us a fucking email.

606
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800
Yeah, it's just, it's really

607
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,800
strange though. Like I don't like

608
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800
voyeurism, honestly. But

609
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800
you know, I understand like

610
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,800
alright, if it's a job like the state police,

611
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,800
right? I've heard of them going

612
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,800
through people's phones and like

613
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,800
you know, like ripping them apart for

614
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800
stuff. But

615
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,800
that's different because that's like, that's

616
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,800
a career job. Yeah. Right.

617
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800
And it's like

618
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,800
it's almost up there.

619
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800
There's levels of the state police that are on par with

620
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,800
FBI. Yeah. Go beyond the FBI.

621
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,800
So I understand that. That's

622
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,800
completely warranted for

623
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,800
an ambulance job.

624
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,800
It's like what?

625
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,800
You have the training of an LPN.

626
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,800
I don't understand. There's a disconnect

627
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,800
and there's like no end in sight. Like

628
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,800
a 30 year pension. Like I don't think there's

629
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800
really a retirement. Like

630
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,800
there's no trade

631
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,800
off to like. So I was talking to my friend

632
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,800
who is a cop, who became a cop, like

633
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800
who I used to work with.

634
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,800
And they had him do

635
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,800
like the questionnaire beforehand.

636
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800
And like one of the things on the polygraph

637
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,800
test was have you ever sold

638
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800
or done drugs? And he's

639
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,800
like, well I did weed in high school. And they fucking

640
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,800
ripped him on that.

641
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,800
They're not going to rip him on them these days.

642
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,800
Yeah. But like back like I think it was

643
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800
in 2017.

644
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,800
But like when he

645
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800
was doing that, like they fucking ripped him on

646
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,800
smoking weed in high school. Like

647
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,800
this is like before weed was legal. Like

648
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,800
in a thing. And he sold weed

649
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,800
when he was in high school.

650
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,800
And then he's just like it was

651
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800
in high school. Like this isn't like how I am

652
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800
as an adult. I haven't smoked in like fucking like three years.

653
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800
Four or five years or

654
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,800
whatever it was. And he's just like

655
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,800
this is like that's not what

656
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,800
I do anymore. But you have to do that because if I

657
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,800
found a fucking polygraph test, you're going to

658
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,800
fucking spark yes for I've done drugs

659
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800
or I've done yeah like so and so.

660
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,800
So ridiculous. And that's the polygraph

661
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800
is so subjective. Oh yeah.

662
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,800
I think it's almost like they're just

663
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800
looking for the best liars. Dude.

664
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,800
And like one of my friends who's a

665
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,800
firefighter had to take a fucking polygraph test.

666
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,800
What? Yeah. For

667
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800
my hometown you actually have to do

668
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800
a polygraph test. Get the fuck out of here. That's true.

669
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800
That's an actual thing. And they ask you

670
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800
fucking weird questions on there too. Like they

671
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800
ask you like the basic ones. But then they just throw

672
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,800
weird ones in there. Like have you ever had sexual

673
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,800
thoughts about your mother? And he's just like no.

674
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,800
No.

675
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,800
He said the question that they

676
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800
fucked him on was

677
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
did you stop having sex

678
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800
with animals? And he's just like

679
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800
I never started.

680
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,800
It's a yes or no question. And he just goes

681
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,800
no.

682
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800
Wow. Yeah. That's fucking

683
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800
crazy. Dude for a fire department.

684
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800
Yeah. The fuck?

685
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,800
God.

686
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,800
But like they can get away with that because it's such

687
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,800
like a lucrative job that you're willing

688
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800
to put up with fucking like bullshit.

689
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800
Right. To get it like type shit.

690
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800
Like it's like oh. And like there's people that

691
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800
have been waiting their entire life to get a fucking opportunity.

692
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,800
So you're not screaming like what?

693
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800
People it's like. Yeah.

694
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,800
But like there's some. People get that serious about it?

695
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800
Like their entire lives. Like fucking

696
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,800
I know like six people that like wanted to be

697
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800
firefighters since they were a kid. And they're still fucking

698
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,800
going for that dream. They're 26 years old.

699
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800
27 years old. Wow.

700
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,800
Like. But like. Like there's so

701
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
I would only ever do it for the retirement.

702
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800
Yeah. But there's. That is it. Not because

703
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,800
it's. Not because I'm like wow.

704
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,800
This is really my dream. Yeah. I want

705
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,800
to go in and spray like water on

706
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800
fire. There's so. But there's

707
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800
so many people that are going for the job

708
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800
type thing. And if you were like. And there's

709
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
like all right.

710
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,800
So we're going to do.

711
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800
We're going to go through your phone. You can't just be like

712
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
I'm not going to fucking let you do that because the next person

713
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800
will be like absolutely. Here you go sir.

714
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800
Like fucking shit. Like there's so many things that everybody

715
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,800
else would do that you can't just

716
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,800
be like no. I'm not going to do that.

717
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,800
Just get a new phone before you go

718
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,800
for the interview. Just go trick it wireless.

719
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800
No. Just get like get a new

720
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,800
phone. Like it's like I'm due for an

721
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,800
update. Or for a new phone. This is

722
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800
six years old. I mean dude

723
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
in six years I have fucking

724
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800
said some raunchy shit

725
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800
on this phone. You know what I mean?

726
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800
It's like

727
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800
I can't imagine

728
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800
six years what this phone has seen.

729
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,800
You know.

730
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800
I don't think I would. Just take a super magnet to it

731
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800
and just fucking. I don't think I would hand it to

732
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,800
anybody because I don't even know what they would find.

733
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,800
We would both be very surprised.

734
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800
Oh fuck I said that.

735
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800
I'm like oh my god.

736
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,800
That sounds like me but I

737
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,800
don't remember saying that.

738
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800
You said you were talking

739
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800
about getting a wood chipper and

740
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,800
throwing dead hookers in

741
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,800
and letting the

742
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,800
blood fly over a

743
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800
bridge on an overpass.

744
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,800
What other things on your phone would the FBI

745
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,800
be concerned about?

746
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,800
Say a job interview.

747
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,800
The FBI? Probably not

748
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
a whole lot. No. Just the

749
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,800
people around me.

750
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800
Probably a lot.

751
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Nothing illegal. Just

752
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800
stuff that brings out

753
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,800
my moral defects I guess.

754
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800
Even just the group chat. What's that?

755
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,800
Even just the group chat. That's what I'm talking about.

756
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800
That's

757
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,800
precisely what I'm talking about.

758
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800
So September 1st

759
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800
you stated you wanted to bury a

760
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800
dead hooker.

761
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,800
In my defense I said it would be fun

762
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800
to bury a dead hooker. I didn't say I

763
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800
wanted to.

764
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800
In my defense.

765
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,800
Yeah so we got the slur jar now

766
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,800
where we

767
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
have to add a coin every time you

768
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800
commit a slur.

769
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,800
Well that's all Tyler.

770
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Tyler's the only one that's ever

771
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,800
slurring out here. Tyler already had

772
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,800
five dollars for his past sins.

773
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,800
Yeah that's

774
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800
not enough. That ain't gonna cut it.

775
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,800
Sorry pal.

776
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,800
More like fifty bucks.

777
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,800
Might get us through a couple episodes.

778
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Oh man.

779
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
So who are you voting for in the

780
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800
election? Who am I

781
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800
voting for? I'm probably not gonna vote honestly.

782
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800
Really? Yeah you know I

783
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800
just uh I don't want to contribute

784
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800
to the mayhem and being that there's

785
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,800
only two options.

786
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
I really want to laugh. Well there's always more than two options.

787
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800
I just want to laugh at people like

788
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800
when the whole thing falls apart and they're just like

789
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
oh my god what happened? It's like well you

790
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
guys wanted to fucking fight with each other

791
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,800
and now look at it. Yeah there's the

792
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Green Party, Libertarian.

793
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Yeah but those aren't real options.

794
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,800
The Tea Party. That's like

795
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800
you know

796
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800
the last girl left in the bar at four in the morning.

797
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800
That's like not

798
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,800
really an option. That's like

799
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,800
it's not even like on the table.

800
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,800
You know? Yeah.

801
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800
So people just want to fight dude.

802
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800
They want to fight and

803
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
people are taking advantage

804
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,800
of them. People in power are taking

805
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,800
advantage of the people that just want,

806
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,800
they think it's like a fucking football game.

807
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,800
That their team's gonna win and they don't think about

808
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,800
the complexities of the situation.

809
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,800
That there's layers of truth on both sides.

810
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,800
Both sides because they

811
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
think in black and white.

812
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,800
They don't think

813
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800
that there's like another option.

814
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800
Their third eye isn't open

815
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800
because they're drinking fucking fluoride water.

816
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800
Right. Like the one in ten like

817
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800
MAGA Republicans

818
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
who uh

819
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
you know are like the classic

820
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800
Trump supporter.

821
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,800
Right. They're so, they're so, dude

822
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800
what I learned fighting with people about electric cars

823
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800
online is that

824
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
they're both equally as dumb.

825
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,800
Like on the fringes

826
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,800
of both

827
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,800
the right and the left

828
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800
you find the absolute dumbest people.

829
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,800
I mean it is astounding.

830
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,800
It's like you can't even

831
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,800
explain the damn, like I tried to use

832
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,800
math, right?

833
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800
To explain to these people why.

834
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,800
I tried to use numbers and

835
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800
it just didn't, it bounced off.

836
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800
It was like a bulletproof vest. They're like

837
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800
bulletproof vests for math.

838
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800
It just does not penetrate.

839
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800
Don't you think, isn't it like just

840
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,800
as bad to be like

841
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800
non-decided on every issue like right in the middle?

842
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800
No. Absolutely not.

843
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800
It shows that, no.

844
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
It doesn't make you a fence sitter. I know what you're

845
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,800
thinking, right? That would make you

846
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,800
a fence sitter. That's not true at all. I'm not saying

847
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,800
that's somebody that can see both sides

848
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,800
of the argument. No I'm not saying like

849
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800
you have some issues where you're like this way

850
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,800
and some issues where you're that way.

851
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,800
But I'm saying like someone who's like

852
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800
can't decide on anything.

853
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,800
And is like right in the middle.

854
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,800
Yeah, I mean I would

855
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,800
call myself a little bit indecisive

856
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,800
on stuff, you know?

857
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800
I would agree with that.

858
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,800
For sure. Yeah. Definitely.

859
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800
Cause you have to like, sometimes you have to

860
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800
like make a decision.

861
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Yeah, I'm not good at that.

862
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,800
I'm like dude, like I

863
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800
bought, I had this like idea

864
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,800
in my head. I'll give you an example.

865
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,800
I had this idea in my head, right? I had that little

866
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,800
Lexus. I still have it.

867
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800
But I'm like, you know what? This thing is like

868
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800
wasteful, right? Nobody cares that I

869
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,800
drive a Lexus. Right?

870
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800
I could put this 12 grand in my bank account.

871
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,800
Is it a hybrid? Sell this. It is a hybrid.

872
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800
Hell yeah. Hybrid gang.

873
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,800
Yeah. Oh, you have

874
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,800
a hybrid too? Yeah. See, that's a good in between.

875
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,800
So I'm like, I can sell

876
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,800
this, put 12 grand in my bank account. I'll get

877
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,800
a Prius. Nobody cares what you fucking drive.

878
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800
So I spent all

879
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,800
this time looking for a Prius, dude, like a month and a half.

880
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800
And I finally get one.

881
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800
Finally got the wheels on it that I want.

882
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Right? And I'm like, yeah. I'm like, I'm going

883
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800
to sell this fucking Lexus and I'm going to rock this

884
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,800
Prius. And then

885
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800
I drove the Prius for a while.

886
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800
And then went back to my Lexus and I was

887
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800
like, damn, this Lexus is nice.

888
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800
This thing is nice to

889
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800
drive. So now

890
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800
because I can't make up my mind,

891
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800
I put myself in a predicament where I spent

892
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800
six extra thousand dollars on a

893
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800
car out of my bank account.

894
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800
And I have two cars and can't make up my

895
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800
mind on which one I want to keep. Oh, no.

896
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,800
You know, because I'm like, oh, man, it's like

897
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,800
it's like the Lexus is

898
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800
sexy, but the Prius

899
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800
is practical. And like that's

900
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800
that is the bane of my existence

901
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800
is just

902
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800
I definitely try to sell one and make some money.

903
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800
I can't make up my mind

904
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800
between sexy or practical

905
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
for jobs, for cars, for

906
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800
everything. And I just end up somewhere in between.

907
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800
You know, Prius is not very

908
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
sexy, but it's practical as fuck.

909
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800
It is, you know, I like I

910
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,800
literally I threw like a 300 pound pellet

911
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800
stove in the back. I didn't give a fuck.

912
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,800
There's still pellets all over

913
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800
the back of my all over the back

914
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,800
seats. Like I just use it like a pickup truck.

915
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800
I would never do that with the Lexus.

916
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800
You know,

917
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800
we're talking about I

918
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,800
know, dude, I do too. Now I

919
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,800
don't know. I'm like we're talking about

920
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800
indecisiveness, right? In fence

921
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
sitting in politics.

922
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800
But that's where the position I got myself in

923
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800
with the cars is like I

924
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800
I'm going to I'm just going to give you a quote

925
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,800
from my favorite president

926
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800
of all time.

927
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800
The best decision is the correct decision.

928
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800
The wrong

929
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,800
decision is also is a wrong decision.

930
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800
But the worst decision you can make is

931
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
not making it's not making a decision at all.

932
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800
Damn. Say that again.

933
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800
Say that one more time. I need to hear that

934
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800
because I am just such an indecisive

935
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800
person, dude. I

936
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800
got to hear that. I got the best decision you can make

937
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800
is the right decision.

938
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,800
The second best decision you can

939
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,800
make is the wrong decision. And the worst decision

940
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,800
you can make is not choosing anything at all.

941
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,800
Damn. I guess I like the worst decision.

942
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800
Damn. Cause I am so

943
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800
indecisive. That was I like that.

944
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800
I like that quote. I like that

945
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,800
quote a lot. Who said that? Teddy Roosevelt.

946
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,800
Oh my. Wait, the one that's

947
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,800
on Mount Rushmore? Yes.

948
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800
This is a clue to Ali Mack in the future.

949
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Teddy Roosevelt. I'm like he's probably

950
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,800
one of my favorite presidents. He took

951
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,800
no shit from anybody.

952
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,800
He fucking took down the Rockefellers. He took

953
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,800
down fucking a whole bunch of like

954
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,800
we need a person like Teddy now.

955
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,800
Fucking Teddy went in like in one of the most

956
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,800
corrupt times in American history besides now.

957
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800
And went in and just fucking

958
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,800
mopped the floor with these assholes.

959
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800
He told those

960
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,800
fucking he told the Rockefellers.

961
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800
He told the fucking

962
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,800
who are the other guys? There's the Rockefellers.

963
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,800
The fucking

964
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,800
god damn what the fuck were their names? Like the

965
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800
rich people back then. He basically all told

966
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,800
them to just go fucking fuck themselves.

967
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,800
And they fucking

968
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,800
he was such a fucking like

969
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,800
terrifying prospect that they tried to get

970
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,800
him shot. And he fucking

971
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800
finished the speech. Yeah.

972
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800
There's assassination attempts on Teddy

973
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,800
Roosevelt. Really? Yeah.

974
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,800
And he got shot during his speech.

975
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800
Shook off the bullet.

976
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800
And went

977
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800
you can't kill

978
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800
this bull moose and continues his fucking

979
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800
speech. No. Yeah. What?

980
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,800
Teddy Roosevelt was the fucking man.

981
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,800
He got where did he get shot?

982
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,800
In the chest.

983
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,800
But the thing was he followed

984
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800
up the speech because he was going like off the speech

985
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800
and put it into his chest pocket.

986
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800
And that stopped the bullet enough where it didn't hit his heart.

987
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800
Really? Paper?

988
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800
Yeah. It was like a thick ass like fucking

989
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800
speech. And like. Wow.

990
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800
Cause he shot him like a 22. That's when they realized

991
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800
they were dealing with fucking god.

992
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800
And they're like oh shit.

993
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800
And then he went through and he just fucking still kept

994
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800
nailing them fucking to the cross.

995
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Wow. Yeah. He did not give a shit.

996
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800
Then Taft came in and just

997
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,800
nullified half of Teddy's fucking thing.

998
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,800
See that's the problem dude. But then

999
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,800
the thing was Teddy got so

1000
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800
pissed that he ran again

1001
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,800
unaffiliated to any party. He made

1002
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
a party himself and still almost won.

1003
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800
I feel like Trump can do that.

1004
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,800
I feel like he doesn't need to be a Republican.

1005
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800
No because like fucking

1006
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800
they're like. He can make the truth party.

1007
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800
Because he gave his presidency

1008
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800
to Taft because he's like listen I don't

1009
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,800
want to be the president anymore. I never really wanted to be the president

1010
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,800
in the first place. He's like

1011
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800
he's from New York. He was

1012
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,800
a fucking New York City police chief.

1013
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800
Then he became I think the governor of New York.

1014
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800
What a bad motherfucker.

1015
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800
He was a fucking general or colonel

1016
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800
in the army.

1017
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800
He fucking was the

1018
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,800
commander of the Rough Riders.

1019
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800
Fucking basically won the Mexican

1020
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
American War himself.

1021
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800
Came back. Was the

1022
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800
police chief in New York. Went around New

1023
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800
York when like the

1024
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800
police were like on night shifts.

1025
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800
If a cop was like taking a nap

1026
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,800
on the job he'd beat him with his fucking night stick.

1027
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,800
And tell him to get back to work.

1028
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800
And then he would fucking do like all

1029
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800
this insane shit. That's what they fucking need.

1030
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800
And then they had to fuck. Then he became

1031
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800
I think he was like a governor or mayor of New York.

1032
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800
And then like New

1033
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800
York State because like the Rockefellers and all those guys were

1034
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,800
in New York. And they're like we need to get this fucking guy out of here.

1035
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800
Let's give him a job that really

1036
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,800
doesn't do anything. Let's do

1037
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800
let's give him the vice president job.

1038
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800
And he's just like vice president that

1039
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800
sounds good. And then Teddy Roosevelt was

1040
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,800
on a hunting trip in the Adirondacks.

1041
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,800
When his when I forgot

1042
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,800
which president was that was like he was the VP

1043
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800
for. But he got killed.

1044
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800
And he was

1045
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,800
and he learned that he was the president in a

1046
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800
fucking train station in upstate New York.

1047
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,800
And he just goes

1048
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800
well let's get to work.

1049
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,800
Damn. And then just took

1050
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800
down a whole bunch of fucking garbage. What is it? I gotta

1051
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800
read about this guy. Teddy Roosevelt.

1052
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Because I feel like I need that kind of energy in my life.

1053
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,800
You know. He also has another great

1054
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,800
fucking line of talk softly

1055
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,800
and carry a big stick. Right.

1056
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Right. Teddy that's actually

1057
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800
the only thing I knew about him. No. No.

1058
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
And there's also the speech of

1059
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,800
the man in the arena. It's one of my fucking favorite

1060
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,800
fucking things. Oh my

1061
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,800
God. Teddy Roosevelt.

1062
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800
You ever see that guy who

1063
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,800
threw his shoes at Bush.

1064
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800
Yeah. When he was giving the speech. Yeah of course.

1065
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,800
That was so funny.

1066
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,800
Yeah. And he just dude he

1067
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,800
dipped. That was pretty good.

1068
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,800
George Bush was an athlete. The man

1069
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800
in the arena. The speech.

1070
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800
It's not the critic who counts.

1071
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,800
Not the man who points out how

1072
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,800
the strong man stumbles.

1073
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800
Or where the doers of deeds could

1074
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800
have done better than that. Could have

1075
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800
done better than that.

1076
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Fuck. I fucked that up. Sorry.

1077
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800
Or whether the doer

1078
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800
of deeds could have done them better.

1079
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,800
The credit belongs to the man who is actually

1080
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800
in the arena. Whose face is mirrored

1081
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,800
by dust and sweat and blood.

1082
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800
Who strives valiantly.

1083
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800
Who hears and who comes short

1084
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800
again and again.

1085
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,800
Who spends himself in a worthy

1086
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800
cause. And who is at

1087
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800
the eh. Who at the best

1088
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800
knows in the end the triumph of the

1089
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,800
high achievement. And at the worst

1090
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800
the worst if he fails at least he fails

1091
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,800
while daring greatly.

1092
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,800
So if his place shall never be

1093
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800
with those cold and timid souls

1094
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800
who neither know victory nor defeat.

1095
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800
Damn.

1096
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,800
So basically that's just being this like

1097
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800
make your choices.

1098
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800
Right. Make in and live

1099
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800
with the consequences of your choices because

1100
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800
at least they're your choices. I want to look into

1101
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800
dude I always like

1102
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800
I always like looking into

1103
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800
like people's personal lives. Teddy

1104
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800
was born

1105
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,800
at the runt of his family. He actually had

1106
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,800
a deformity where one of his arms was shorter than

1107
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800
his other arm. Oh shit.

1108
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800
And he was born with asthma. And his

1109
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,800
dad would constantly ridicule him because he had

1110
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800
asthma. And then he became. You god damn

1111
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800
you can't breathe. It's good for nothing

1112
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800
little runt. God damn it.

1113
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800
And he became a football player.

1114
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800
He was a really good football

1115
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800
player and an avid hunter.

1116
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800
And then he went to

1117
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,800
the military became like a fucking

1118
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,800
super high ranking officer. Ran

1119
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,800
the Rough Riders and won the Mexican

1120
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800
American War pretty much himself.

1121
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,800
His daughter and his

1122
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800
wife died like within a week of each other.

1123
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,800
Jesus fuck. And he

1124
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800
said that like

1125
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800
they interviewed him after that happened.

1126
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800
And he just goes my whole world is

1127
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800
gone. Damn.

1128
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800
And then he just like said let's

1129
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800
get to work. Let's get to work.

1130
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800
This guy was a bad motherfucker.

1131
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Wow. They don't make people like him anymore.

1132
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800
No they don't dude. No

1133
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800
it's because of fucking micro plastics and the fucking

1134
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800
water bottles. Oh yeah I saw that

1135
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800
study this week where like they

1136
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800
found out the number of micro plastics

1137
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800
and like food and like drinks and stuff

1138
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,800
has gone up. It's like everything

1139
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800
that was a conspiracy theory five years

1140
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800
ago. The news comes out

1141
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800
like five years later on the dot.

1142
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800
Everything that I've said comes true. Right.

1143
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800
They're just like. Listen to the first episode of this podcast.

1144
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800
Just I bet you could look in Alex

1145
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800
on Alex Jones's podcast on

1146
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,800
Infowars and he would

1147
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800
say that there's micro

1148
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800
plastics in the fucking. Oh he did.

1149
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800
Like fucking 10, 15 years ago. Everything

1150
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,800
the guy says comes true. It is.

1151
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800
He talks about a

1152
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
pedophile island. Ran by the

1153
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800
like they said there's a pedophile

1154
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
island that the elites all went to.

1155
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,800
Fucking 20, 22

1156
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800
years ago.

1157
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800
Geez. Dude the guy is like

1158
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,800
he's not. But then he also talks about

1159
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800
pig human hybrids.

1160
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800
Hey look I'm.

1161
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800
I don't know I've tasted some funny things while I was eating

1162
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,800
some pork chops so I'm not so

1163
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,800
convinced. Do you know what people taste like?

1164
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800
It tasted a little off

1165
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800
to me. What do you think people taste like?

1166
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,800
I don't eat meat so I don't know. If you smelled

1167
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,800
people. I was thinking this today. I was

1168
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
getting hungry. I've talked to firefighters. You smelled

1169
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800
people burning. It smells like burnt steak.

1170
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800
I knew it. I knew it.

1171
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,800
I knew you wouldn't be able to tell.

1172
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800
That's pretty gross.

1173
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Do not replace the word the

1174
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,800
letter I with E in the word six.

1175
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800
Jeffrey. Jeffrey Domer

1176
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800
said that people with

1177
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,800
people with tattoos didn't taste

1178
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,800
good. Yeah they did.

1179
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,800
I'm terrified of cannibalism.

1180
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
I don't know why. Really?

1181
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800
That I'm terrified of cannibalism. So I want to get

1182
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,800
my entire skin tone tattooed on me.

1183
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Oh you're afraid of other people eating you?

1184
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,800
Yes. Well dude

1185
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800
I mean look they say

1186
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,800
we're nine meals away from anarchy.

1187
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,800
At any given time.

1188
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800
Have you ever gotten really hungry?

1189
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800
It's fucking good. Oh yeah dude.

1190
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,800
I used to practice

1191
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800
some serious fasting.

1192
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,800
Dude you don't eat carbohydrates

1193
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800
for fucking two years.

1194
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800
You actually get to a point where you

1195
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800
stop getting hungry. But

1196
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800
initially it's like your body goes

1197
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800
crazy. And I mean

1198
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800
you'll just about

1199
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800
you'll see somebody just standing across from you at

1200
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,800
a grocery store and you're like I want to eat you.

1201
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800
Yeah.

1202
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
Theo Vahn have you ever seen that skin he talks

1203
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,800
about? He says I bet

1204
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
if nobody was looking I could come down this

1205
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,800
Viet. There's a Vietnamese

1206
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800
kid. He's like I could eat this young

1207
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800
fella. He's like I got so hungry.

1208
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800
There's like a cart

1209
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,800
there's a lot of intense

1210
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,800
carb cravings on keto.

1211
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,800
On the keto diet you know.

1212
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,800
Yeah. Would you just like crave bread?

1213
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800
So I've done like

1214
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800
really like

1215
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,800
hardcore religious fasting

1216
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800
a couple times. Forty days in the desert.

1217
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800
So like I

1218
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,800
wanted to see how far I could go on like just literally

1219
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,800
like bread and water.

1220
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800
I lasted like four days. Like I was like

1221
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800
wanting to like rip off like bread and

1222
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800
water. Are you trying to be Jesus?

1223
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800
That's a pretty good... That's not even

1224
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,800
fasting. Are you fucking an idiot? No no like

1225
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800
I could eat bread and water

1226
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
dude for fucking years.

1227
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800
I'd have three pieces of toast a day.

1228
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800
I could do that. Yeah three pieces

1229
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,800
of toast and I'd have some water. I could easily

1230
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,800
do that. I lost like fucking

1231
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800
thirty pounds. Oh I'm sure.

1232
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Yeah.

1233
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,800
Like my friends like literally thought that I

1234
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,800
had like cancer or something because like I lost

1235
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800
so much weight in forty days.

1236
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,800
You did it for forty? Forty?

1237
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800
I did.

1238
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800
I did and I because... Yeah this is

1239
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800
some biblical shit.

1240
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Did the devil meet you in the desert?

1241
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
But like

1242
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,800
if you do it

1243
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,800
on Sundays for

1244
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,800
Lent you can... It's like a rest day for Lent.

1245
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,800
So I'd eaten shit on Sundays

1246
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,800
but then like the rest of the days I would just fucking do like

1247
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800
three pieces of toast. Damn.

1248
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,800
Little bit of butter on it and

1249
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800
water. That's how you get ripped up.

1250
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,800
Dude I just drank so much

1251
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,800
fucking water because I was like so hungry

1252
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,800
but I was like I just want to do the

1253
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800
fasting shit. The problem with that is like you'll

1254
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,800
piss out your electrolytes

1255
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,800
if you're not replacing them.

1256
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800
No I would have like a Gatorade like here and there

1257
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800
type thing. It's not enough.

1258
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800
Just not enough.

1259
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,800
I would do that but like I'm

1260
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,800
thinking about doing like

1261
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,800
pretty hardcore fasting for

1262
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,800
Lent this year.

1263
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800
It starts on Valentine's Day actually.

1264
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,800
Hmm. So.

1265
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,800
Lent? Lent.

1266
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,800
You don't know what fucking

1267
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800
Lent is? I know what Lent is.

1268
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800
When you stop fucking eating

1269
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800
meat. Give up something

1270
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,800
or some shit. So technically

1271
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800
you're supposed to fast and give up... I thought it was the stuff

1272
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,800
in the dryer.

1273
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,800
Technically you're supposed to fast and give up

1274
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800
like things

1275
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800
things that like are like you know

1276
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,800
more sinful or

1277
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,800
hurtful.

1278
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,800
But also

1279
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800
the meat thing is only on Fridays. You can't eat

1280
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,800
meat at all on Fridays. If you're

1281
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800
over the age of 13 years old.

1282
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Who the fuck comes up with these rules?

1283
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800
If it's a full day

1284
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,800
over the age of 13.

1285
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,800
And there's a full build

1286
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,800
on the 28th day of the month.

1287
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,800
Who made

1288
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,800
these fucking rules?

1289
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,800
Technically in

1290
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,800
Christian religion you're not supposed to eat meat on Friday at all.

1291
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,800
But like during

1292
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,800
Lent that's when they really

1293
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800
like to force it. So in the Christian religion

1294
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,800
based on a pagan calendar

1295
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,800
on a day

1296
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800
named after a pagan god.

1297
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800
You can't.

1298
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800
The fucking Gregorian calendar

1299
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800
was made by

1300
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800
fucking monks you fucking idiots.

1301
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,800
It's called the Gregorian calendar.

1302
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800
No it's a... They're named after

1303
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800
pagan gods. Yeah.

1304
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,800
But it was fucking the Gregorian calendar.

1305
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800
Who came up with the Gregorian calendar?

1306
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,800
What does Friday mean though?

1307
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,800
It's fucking... It's gonna come up with

1308
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Freya day.

1309
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,800
Fucking for the fucking whore god

1310
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800
of fucking... Yes it is.

1311
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800
So why wouldn't they have their own

1312
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,800
calendar? And fucking Thor's day.

1313
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,800
So God obviously isn't the one that said on

1314
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,800
this day because it's a pagan calendar.

1315
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,800
Why

1316
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,800
aren't there fucking...

1317
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,800
Why aren't there 15

1318
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,800
days in a week?

1319
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,800
That'd be nice. Why aren't there 3 days in a week?

1320
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,800
Who says a week is 7 days

1321
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,800
long? The Sumerians were the ones

1322
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800
that created the calendar. The first

1323
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,800
use of calendars were in Mesopotamia during

1324
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,800
the Bronze Age. The calendar had

1325
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,800
29 or 30 days and a 12 month

1326
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800
year.

1327
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,800
So there's like 6 different people

1328
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,800
that claim to have invented the calendar.

1329
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,800
I'm reading this right now.

1330
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,800
The Egyptians, the Sumerians,

1331
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,800
Pope Gregory the 13th.

1332
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,800
My boy. Friday

1333
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,800
word origin.

1334
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,800
Doesn't matter what the fucking word origin

1335
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,800
is. It means

1336
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,800
named after the Germanic goddess Freya.

1337
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,800
Yeah. Fucking whore.

1338
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Wife of the supreme god Odin.

1339
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,800
And goddess of married love.

1340
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800
Isn't Odin

1341
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,800
associated with the occult?

1342
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,800
Odin is fucking

1343
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,800
Norse pagan.

1344
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,800
So it's pagan.

1345
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,800
You can't make this shit up.

1346
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Odin is like Odin, Thor,

1347
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,800
Loki, Freya.

1348
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,800
So why is it according to

1349
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,800
a pagan calendar? You can't on that day.

1350
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800
What makes

1351
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,800
today, today's Thursday?

1352
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,800
One of the popes said it. I don't fucking know.

1353
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,800
The fucking popes. What are the popes?

1354
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,800
God damn it. Those fucking popes.

1355
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,800
Oh my lord. The fucking

1356
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,800
pope. God damn it.

1357
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,800
Oh he's on the way. Who?

1358
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,800
Ali Matt. No he's not. That's what he said.

1359
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,800
I don't believe it when I fucking see it.

1360
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,800
Did you hear this

1361
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,800
on? You should try this though.

1362
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,800
You can smell it. Just smell how clean it is.

1363
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800
Alright I'll smell it.

1364
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,800
I'll have a flashback.

1365
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,800
God I do, dude, I love Red Bull

1366
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,800
and Vodka. That's my drink of choice.

1367
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,800
When I drink vodka, I love Red Bull

1368
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,800
and Vodka. I fucking love

1369
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,800
it dude. You should do some, you should have some

1370
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,800
on the podcast. Red Bull and Vodka.

1371
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,800
I told you.

1372
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,800
It's like a fucking Four Loko. Remember when

1373
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,800
when actual Four Loko's

1374
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,800
were around? Like the ones that actually

1375
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,800
killed people. We gotta have a podcast

1376
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,800
where Dan gets really fucked up.

1377
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,800
So do I. We gotta

1378
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,800
have one where I get fucked up.

1379
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,800
I haven't touched actual

1380
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,800
alcohol getting drunk in

1381
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,800
over three years. I haven't

1382
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,800
been drunk in over three years. Yeah I probably

1383
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,800
about the same dude. Actually

1384
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,800
it's probably more.

1385
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,800
I don't even remember the last time.

1386
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,800
When Vanguard came out was the last time I got

1387
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,800
drunk. I got fucking plastered.

1388
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,800
Had an incident

1389
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,800
on the voice

1390
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,800
comms.

1391
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,800
And then I threw up for like the next three hours.

1392
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,800
I don't remember the last time.

1393
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,800
I passed out on my toilet throwing up.

1394
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,800
Woke up, threw up again.

1395
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Passed out again.

1396
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,800
And then I woke up.

1397
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,800
Went back to my bed and went to sleep.

1398
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,800
I said I'm never doing this again.

1399
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,800
And I haven't. I haven't.

1400
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800
Cause that was brutal. Cause I fucking

1401
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,800
one of these

1402
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,800
I drank all of it. Jesus fuck.

1403
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,800
What percent alcohol

1404
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,800
is vodka?

1405
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800
80? 40? 40?

1406
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800
So it's

1407
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,800
100?

1408
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,800
Or it's 80%? 40%

1409
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,800
alcohol by volume.

1410
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Damn.

1411
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,800
I've had stuff. What's the highest proof you've ever had?

1412
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Casey, Alimak

1413
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,800
wants to know if he can spend the night at your house.

1414
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,800
Of course.

1415
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,800
I don't know. I know they make like

1416
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,800
Everclear which is 95%.

1417
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,800
Oh, Everclear is brutal. Yeah dude.

1418
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,800
Grain alcohol of any sort.

1419
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,800
I used to get Graves grain alcohol, dude.

1420
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,800
Dude, I have that. It sucks.

1421
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,800
Yeah, it's got the triple X on it.

1422
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,800
Yeah, dude, it hurts so bad.

1423
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,800
It tastes... Dude, like my body

1424
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,800
literally recoils when I drink it cause it

1425
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,800
feels like I'm drinking poison. Dude, you

1426
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,800
are. Quite literally.

1427
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800
Like, dude, you

1428
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,800
have to be so careful with that stuff cause you

1429
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,800
can kill yourself. Oh yeah.

1430
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,800
If you overdid it, you could just

1431
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,800
easy... I mean, dude, I got drunk off

1432
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,800
basically, like off this water bottle,

1433
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,800
right? Yeah. Just this much in a

1434
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,800
Gatorade bottle. Of Everclear.

1435
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,800
Just hammered. Dude, who's that guy that drinks

1436
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,800
like whole bottles of

1437
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,800
Everclear? Like, he like slams it.

1438
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,800
Shoe Nice? What a douchebag.

1439
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,800
What kind of fucking douchebag would do

1440
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,800
something like that? He goes, he drinks the whole...

1441
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,800
He's actually at the Fountain Day Riot.

1442
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,800
He's got to like throw it up or something.

1443
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,800
Remember the Fountain Day Riot in New Albany? Yeah, he does.

1444
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,800
Yeah, that'll kill you. Yeah, he would die.

1445
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,800
No, but remember the Fountain Day Riot

1446
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,800
in New Albany? Ah, no.

1447
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,800
That's why they don't have the Fountain Day

1448
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,800
anymore is because they had a riot because...

1449
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,800
Oh yeah. Yeah.

1450
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,800
He was there during the Fountain Day Riot.

1451
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,800
Nice. Who is this guy? He's like a

1452
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,800
YouTuber that's like straight up homeless now,

1453
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,800
but like he's... I wonder why.

1454
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,800
He used to like drink

1455
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,800
bottles of Everclear, fucking

1456
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,800
eat glue, fucking...

1457
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,800
He ate a pair of headphones,

1458
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,800
like the Apple fucking

1459
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,800
standard ones. He ate an entire pair

1460
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,800
of them. Jesus. Like look up a video

1461
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,800
of ShoeNice there, Jamie, real quick.

1462
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,800
What a jerk off.

1463
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,800
Like ShoeNice eating glue

1464
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,800
or something.

1465
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,800
But like he's also mentally

1466
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,800
deranged. I would not have

1467
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,800
gathered that from the information you told me.

1468
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,800
Yeah, he's

1469
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,800
fucking... He's insane. Like

1470
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
look at the video over there.

1471
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:29,800
Go over and look at the video.

1472
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,800
He's such a retard.

1473
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,800
Where is he from?

1474
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,800
I think he's actually from

1475
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,800
the station, Mark. I don't know exactly where, but...

1476
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,800
Everclear.

1477
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,800
Green alcohol.

1478
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,800
We should do

1479
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,800
shots of that on the podcast.

1480
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,800
Dude, that

1481
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,800
sounds like an awful idea.

1482
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,800
You guys can drink

1483
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,800
grain alcohol.

1484
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,800
I'll smoke some weed and I'll white out.

1485
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,800
He'll green out.

1486
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,800
Yeah, I'll green out. That's what I mean.

1487
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,800
Yeah, dude. He fucking like does like

1488
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,800
the hurricane shit and like...

1489
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,800
Oh no. Oh my

1490
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,800
God. Oh my God.

1491
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,800
That's brutal. Oh my

1492
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,800
God.

1493
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,800
If Ali Vak does this

1494
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,800
on the podcast,

1495
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,800
I'll give him some money.

1496
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,800
No, no. This guy legitimately does this shit.

1497
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,800
He's fucking awesome.

1498
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,800
Like he was on Tosh...

1499
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,800
He was on Price Point House.

1500
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,800
He'll eat glue,

1501
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,800
he'll eat headphones, he'll eat like an entire

1502
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,800
like stick of Old Spice

1503
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,800
like fucking like...

1504
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,800
Wow.

1505
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,800
I can't believe he's homeless.

1506
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,800
Like, I was fucking like

1507
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,800
one time, just once,

1508
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,800
I like, I sniffed

1509
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,800
my anti-perspirant

1510
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,800
deodorant and like my tongue

1511
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,800
was out when I was doing it. So I go like this.

1512
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,800
Like I was like doing something and I went like

1513
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,800
dude, my tongue felt like it was on fire.

1514
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,800
Yeah, and I think you put that

1515
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,800
on your skin. Yeah.

1516
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,800
But like it's

1517
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,800
what the fuck, hydrophobic I think it is.

1518
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,800
Where it doesn't allow like water

1519
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,800
like perspirant to come out. So it was

1520
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,800
on my tongue and it was like

1521
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,800
it like made it so dry

1522
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,800
that like I literally had to keep

1523
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,800
pounding water for my tongue to like get like

1524
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,800
wet. Yeah, those things are fucking

1525
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,800
rough. I never use

1526
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,800
anti-perspirant. I always use like just like the

1527
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,800
standard like stick. Not like

1528
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,800
the gel, but like the like the

1529
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,800
you know, the clear stick.

1530
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,800
Right. Like it's not like, it's like still

1531
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,800
solid when you put it on. Right.

1532
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,800
Or like the Old Spice ones like blue

1533
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,800
or gray. Like I just, I go like

1534
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,800
that. Also, I use like a natural

1535
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800
one and they don't

1536
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,800
last, but like I mean

1537
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,800
well, I mean they last

1538
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,800
about eight hours. You'd really have to like reapply

1539
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,800
it, but there's a lot of chemicals and shit.

1540
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,800
I love, I absolutely love

1541
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,800
Old Spice Timber. I don't know if you've ever

1542
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,800
smelled that. Oh yeah, yeah. Old Spice

1543
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,800
Timber. I use it as my body wash,

1544
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,800
my deodorant

1545
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,800
and then I use tea tree

1546
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,800
oil for my hair. Nice.

1547
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,800
And together that smell like my girlfriend

1548
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,800
fucking loves it.

1549
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,800
Or fiance now, sorry.

1550
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,800
My fiance loves it.

1551
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,800
And then like I use Polo

1552
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,800
Red Cologne

1553
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,800
and that

1554
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,800
like smell together. Like when I was like

1555
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,800
in the dating field, women were like, you smell

1556
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,800
fucking amazing. Damn.

1557
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,800
Like I would do that, like that would

1558
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,800
be like my, like my, like my just go to like

1559
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,800
thing and they're like, wow.

1560
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,800
Like it

1561
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,800
was like weird because like people like they just go

1562
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,800
you smell really good.

1563
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,800
Damn. Well I'll have to get that combination.

1564
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,800
He'll have to write it down for me.

1565
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,800
Damn. Tyler said

1566
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,800
tea tree oil in the hair.

1567
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,800
It's the, on Amazon it's literally

1568
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,800
called generic, like the brand's called

1569
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,800
generic tea tree oil.

1570
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,800
And I use the

1571
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,800
conditioner that's also the same scent

1572
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,800
from the same brand.

1573
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,800
And I do that. I put the

1574
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,800
I put the

1575
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,800
I wash my hair off with the tea

1576
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,800
tree oil. I wash it out.

1577
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,800
Then I put the conditioner in my hair.

1578
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,800
Then I wash my body off with the timber.

1579
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,800
After I wash my body

1580
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,800
off, it's like about three to five

1581
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,800
minutes. Then I wash the conditioner out of my hair.

1582
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,800
My hair is really nice after that.

1583
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,800
There's a whole

1584
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,800
process.

1585
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,800
Personal hygiene with Tyler Lee.

1586
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,800
And then I get out. I put on, I put on

1587
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,800
my timber deodorant. Then I go

1588
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800
and I put on my cologne.

1589
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800
Set.

1590
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,800
Or Polo Black.

1591
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,800
Polo Black is another good smell with that.

1592
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,800
I don't know why.

1593
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,800
Polo Cologne I really like.

1594
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,800
I went through a bunch

1595
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,800
of cologne, just smelling like a whole

1596
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800
bunch of them, trying to figure out which smell

1597
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800
I like the best. Polo

1598
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,800
I don't like Polo Blue.

1599
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,800
Polo Blue is kind of like a weird

1600
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,800
spice smell to it.

1601
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Polo Red

1602
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,800
has got a fresh

1603
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,800
crisp smell to it. And then Polo Black

1604
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,800
has a more

1605
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,800
I say my Polo Red is

1606
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,800
for daily stuff. My Polo Black

1607
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,800
is for when I actually go out and do

1608
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,800
I wear a suit. If I'm wearing a suit

1609
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,800
I'm wearing Polo Black. If I'm wearing

1610
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,800
fucking what I'm wearing right now, I'll wear Polo Red.

1611
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,800
It's one of those things.

1612
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,800
But

1613
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,800
that's just kind of what I do

1614
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,800
for smells. I just like being clean.

1615
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,800
And then for

1616
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,800
oh, I forgot

1617
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,800
aftershave too.

1618
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,800
I shave my face with the standard stuff.

1619
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,800
Then I put on

1620
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,800
aftershave. It's a

1621
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,800
barber only brand, but you can get it on Amazon.

1622
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,800
It's called

1623
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,800
fucking like...

1624
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,800
It's barber only, but you can get it

1625
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,800
on the store that everybody can shop at.

1626
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,800
You know how they used to

1627
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,800
have stores that

1628
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,800
were like, literally you had to have a barber license

1629
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,800
to shop at? It used to only be at

1630
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,800
those stores we can get on Amazon now.

1631
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,800
Tyler, I hope you're going to write this step by step guide

1632
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,800
down for all our viewers.

1633
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800
Could you please write this down?

1634
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,800
I'll give you a little

1635
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,800
travel size of each one.

1636
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,800
See how you like it.

1637
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,800
Sampler.

1638
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,800
Yeah, I like

1639
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,800
How does it smell like Tyler Lee?

1640
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,800
I like Gucci. I have this one. It's

1641
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,800
Gucci Guilty. This cologne.

1642
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,800
I've smelled that. It's alright. I like it.

1643
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,800
I like it a lot.

1644
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,800
What's the one, the Johnny Depp one?

1645
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,800
Oh yeah, like this. It's Armani I think.

1646
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Have you ever seen the one that's like a fucking

1647
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,800
cylinder for a revolver?

1648
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,800
It's called Outlaw or something. I don't

1649
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,800
like the way it smells, but the bottle is fucking hilarious.

1650
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,800
It literally looks like a cylinder for a revolver.

1651
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,800
Right, they probably sell so many just because of that.

1652
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,800
It's like half marketing, dude.

1653
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,800
But the thing is with colognes

1654
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,800
is that

1655
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,800
I was listening to this one Stanford

1656
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,800
scientist. He was saying that they

1657
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,800
put a tremendous amount of research

1658
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,800
into pheromones. Really?

1659
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,800
Oh yeah. Have you ever walked by

1660
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,800
a not so great looking chick

1661
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,800
that had an amazing

1662
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,800
perfume?

1663
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,800
That's pheromones, dude.

1664
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,800
I think each cologne has a different type

1665
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800
of pheromone in it too.

1666
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,800
They don't have to say the ingredients.

1667
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,800
Because I was

1668
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,800
me and my girl, my

1669
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,800
fiancee, it's hard to get used to saying that.

1670
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,800
Me and my fiancee were out shopping

1671
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,800
four colognes specifically.

1672
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,800
We were going through and I was like

1673
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,800
I don't like that one. That one smells like a

1674
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,800
grandma cologne. That one's weird.

1675
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,800
Or a perfume that smells like that. Then there was

1676
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,800
a one. And I'm like

1677
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,800
ooo.

1678
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,800
When you smell something

1679
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,800
and it perks your ears

1680
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,800
perk up because you smell something.

1681
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,800
I smelled that one.

1682
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,800
When you change your pants.

1683
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,800
But she did the same thing

1684
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,800
with the two colognes.

1685
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,800
The two colognes that I got, the polo ones.

1686
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,800
She's like I hate that smell. I hate that one.

1687
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,800
Then she smelled that one. She's like oh.

1688
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,800
You gotta have

1689
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,800
the girl tell you which one is good.

1690
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,800
Because you might be like oh this

1691
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,800
smells really good. And it's like

1692
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,800
okay that's what do you want to attract other dudes?

1693
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,800
It's like you want to have

1694
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,800
the girl pick out the perfume

1695
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,800
while she's off birth control.

1696
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,800
Not during her period.

1697
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,800
I just made that up.

1698
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,800
There's probably something to that.

1699
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,800
So what do you use for soap

1700
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,800
and shampoo and stuff?

1701
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,800
Lately, there was this one

1702
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,800
Renapier. It's the cheapest

1703
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,800
natural soap that they have at Wal-Mart.

1704
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,800
Whole Foods.

1705
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,800
It's just a really common one.

1706
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,800
They have some pretty

1707
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,800
my favorite scent that they have

1708
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,800
is tea tree oil. The one you use in your hair.

1709
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,800
It's pretty good. And it's cheap. I vetted

1710
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,800
all the ingredients. There's no shit in it.

1711
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,800
But

1712
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,800
lately I've been using Native.

1713
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,800
They sell it at Wal-Mart and it's got

1714
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,800
all good ingredients. Because dude that stuff

1715
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,800
is like it's actually really important what you put

1716
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,800
on your skin. Because it absorbs

1717
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,800
through your skin

1718
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,800
no problem. I would never use an

1719
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,800
aluminum based deodorant. Ever.

1720
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,800
It's just ridiculous. And a lot

1721
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,800
of these chemicals are endocrine

1722
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,800
disrupting chemicals. So they literally

1723
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,800
compete with hormones in your body.

1724
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,800
As long as it smells good I'm like whatever.

1725
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,800
Right. But I mean you want to trade off

1726
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,800
like it smells good for like

1727
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,800
you're literally putting chemicals in your bloodstream.

1728
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,800
That are like blocking

1729
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,800
testosterone receptors on your testicles.

1730
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,800
Like I'm not about that life

1731
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,800
dude. So Casey what do you

1732
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,800
use? I go outside my backyard

1733
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,800
and scrub myself with a fucking

1734
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,800
evergreen tree brush.

1735
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,800
It's actually probably you could probably make some good

1736
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,800
sense with that. Yeah. Yeah. You could probably

1737
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,800
take pine cones and like reduce it down on the stove.

1738
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,800
Pine scented. Yeah.

1739
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,800
It makes them fucking dope. You know what I fucking love

1740
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,800
is fucking pine soul. I love

1741
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,800
the smell of pine soul. Really? I think it's because it reminds me

1742
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,800
of my grandma's house. Like her house.

1743
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,800
She fucking used

1744
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,800
she cleans her floor so fucking much

1745
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,800
I shit you not. This isn't a

1746
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,800
joke. You can see your reflection in the floor.

1747
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,800
Wow. Like it's

1748
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,800
fucking nuts. And it's a carpet.

1749
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,800
And it's a carpet. Yeah.

1750
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,800
Damn. Like she's like my grandmother

1751
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,800
is such a fucking neat freak. That

1752
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,800
like her wood floors are like

1753
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,800
mirrors. Wow.

1754
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,800
Her house constantly smells like

1755
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,800
winter fresh gum and

1756
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,800
pine soul. Fucking

1757
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,800
OCD. Oh like absolutely

1758
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,800
she has OCD. Like

1759
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,800
if you fucking like go like if her

1760
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,800
if this is on like her fucking like

1761
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,800
her mantle and you go like

1762
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,800
that she'll notice it.

1763
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,800
She'll go over and just go

1764
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,800
damn. Like it's fucking nuts.

1765
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,800
I gotta touch that but it's

1766
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,800
more like just like compulsively

1767
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,800
checking things. Like dude I

1768
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,800
always like walk by this one light switch at my

1769
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,800
house and turn it off

1770
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,800
even though I can physically see the lights off.

1771
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,800
It's just like a thing I reach out and like do it. Like

1772
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,800
well do like a triple checking

1773
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,800
things before I leave the house. You know what's like you know what like

1774
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,800
really pisses me off. Like. And this

1775
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,800
makes it way worse. You know what like really

1776
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,800
pisses me off. If you go into a room that has

1777
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,800
like multiple light switches and the lights

1778
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,800
off but the one is in the on

1779
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,800
position. So then you go and turn that off

1780
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,800
and it turns the light back on. And I

1781
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,800
it's like a fucking constant back and forth.

1782
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,800
But like it

1783
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,800
it fucks me up like when I see

1784
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,800
the lights on and it says in the off

1785
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,800
position. Yeah. And I'm like

1786
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,800
fuck. Off position.

1787
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,800
What the fuck.

1788
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,800
Fuck. Alright we should take a

1789
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,800
break. Yeah let's take a break.

1790
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,800
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1791
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01:02:37,800 --> 01:03:01,800
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01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,800
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1801
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:19,800
I'm here though.

1802
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,800
Yeah.

1803
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800
Rick Ross.

1804
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,800
That's the one guy

1805
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,800
I never would have gotten.

1806
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,800
So I got this

1807
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,800
question.

1808
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,800
Hit there huh?

1809
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,800
I fucking love this song.

1810
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,800
So uh. Question.

1811
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,800
So.

1812
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,800
So what situation you're in?

1813
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,800
You're on a wall facing a wall

1814
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,800
with a sensor. Okay?

1815
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,800
There's a one way glass mirror.

1816
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,800
Alright. You're looking through the one way.

1817
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,800
Do you know it's

1818
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800
one way? Yes. You're looking

1819
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,800
through it. On the other side of the window

1820
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,800
is a completely naked Taylor Swift

1821
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,800
flicking the beam. Okay? Alright.

1822
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,800
Your penis

1823
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,800
gets hard at all. You get shot.

1824
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,800
It doesn't get hard

1825
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,800
for five minutes. I wouldn't have anything

1826
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,800
to worry about. You got a million dollars.

1827
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,800
I fucking hate that bitch.

1828
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,800
If I'm being that honest with you.

1829
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,800
I fucking hate that bitch. You hate

1830
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,800
Taylor Swift? Yeah dude. I don't find her attractive

1831
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,800
in this life. I think she's the fucking.

1832
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,800
She's an Aryan goddess okay? No.

1833
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,800
No. I think she's a fucking bitch.

1834
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,800
Alright. I'll just come out and say

1835
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,800
that shit. I was getting amped up to some T-Swift.

1836
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,800
I'm not.

1837
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,800
This is what I was just going to say

1838
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,800
out of the car. Yeah. This gets you amped up.

1839
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,800
This doesn't get you amped up?

1840
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,800
No.

1841
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,800
Oh my god.

1842
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,800
I said there's other songs

1843
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,800
that go for it.

1844
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,800
You get me amped up?

1845
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,800
Fuckin' love this shit.

1846
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,800
So. Second question.

1847
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,800
That you wanted to answer. You're such a bitch.

1848
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,800
So do you think that. I fucking hate her.

1849
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,800
Do you think that women have the same like

1850
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,800
post-nut clarity that we do?

1851
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,800
Like you know how when you feel like fucking like

1852
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,800
guilty. That was your question.

1853
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,800
I know my answer. I'll let everyone

1854
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,800
answer. Yeah cause like

1855
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,800
when you just sit there like after sex

1856
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,800
like you fucking nutted. They nutted.

1857
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,800
You both came. They're like

1858
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,800
oh I can go for more. I'm just like

1859
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,800
I've done awful

1860
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,800
things with my hands.

1861
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,800
I agree with you. I agree with

1862
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,800
everything you just said.

1863
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800
Cause that's how it is. I will say that they

1864
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,800
don't have post-nut clarity.

1865
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,800
They're just like. They're like is that it?

1866
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,800
Nothing changes. Is that it?

1867
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,800
Which tells me that. You're

1868
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,800
35 minutes a cock. That's it?

1869
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,800
You got nothing else? There's

1870
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,800
nothing else in the tank you fucking asshole.

1871
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,800
And I'm just sitting there and I'm like the things I've done

1872
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:41,800
with these hands.

1873
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,800
I've done things.

1874
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,800
Uh. Hello? Hello?

1875
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,800
We're good? Yeah. Is there

1876
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,800
an echo? I'll shut the fuck up for a little bit.

1877
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,800
There's a quote about that.

1878
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,800
There's an echo. There is an echo?

1879
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,800
There is?

1880
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,800
We're back. Good crew.

1881
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,800
We're back.

1882
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,800
There's a uh.

1883
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,800
What was it? I don't know the psychologist

1884
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,800
but his name is Schopenhauer.

1885
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,800
Schopenhauer?

1886
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,800
No. Schopenhauer.

1887
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,800
Post orgasm moment of clarity.

1888
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,800
The devil's laughter.

1889
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,800
Oof. Right?

1890
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,800
Guilt. Right? Isn't that like a lot of

1891
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,800
guy? I don't know.

1892
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,800
Even after like I'm engaged

1893
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,800
to this person now. And I

1894
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,800
like you know obviously.

1895
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,800
You still get it though right? Yeah. Like I'm engaged

1896
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,800
to this. I'm engaged to my

1897
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,800
fiance now. And like still

1898
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,800
after sex I'm just like

1899
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,800
I feel like. I think Jeffrey Epstein felt

1900
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,800
that clarity guilt.

1901
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,800
No. I'm trying to hear

1902
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,800
all of this. Yeah no I'm just like

1903
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,800
I'm sitting there like afterwards like

1904
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,800
dude I shit you not. Like after sex like you know

1905
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,800
how like women always want to fucking cuddle.

1906
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,800
I just like sit at the edge of my bed just like

1907
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,800
dude I fucking hate it.

1908
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,800
I fucking hate it man.

1909
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,800
You ever just want to take a shower?

1910
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,800
I do. That happens to everybody.

1911
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,800
Oh every time. Like she was like

1912
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,800
hey come cuddle. I'm like I need to

1913
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,800
wash myself off. I mean Dan

1914
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,800
I'd love to say I wish I'd take a

1915
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,800
shower. I'd love to say I wish I'd take

1916
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,800
a shower but I'm the one doing all the work.

1917
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,800
There ain't enough energy to take a shower.

1918
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,800
No like. I just want to go to the fucking bathroom.

1919
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,800
I shit you not. I shit you not. Get the fuck off

1920
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,800
me. Just let me go to bed and it's like

1921
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,800
woooooo.

1922
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,800
Fuck you hell man.

1923
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,800
I lay there

1924
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,800
just like breathing heavily for like five minutes.

1925
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,800
And then she's like

1926
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,800
okay and she's still there. I'm like can you just please

1927
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,800
get off me. It like hurts now.

1928
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,800
Yeah. Like you know like

1929
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,800
when it's like still in there and like. Yeah.

1930
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,800
Oh and she fucking is like don't take it out.

1931
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,800
Don't take it out. It's like I would rather

1932
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,800
be in any position other than the one

1933
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,800
I'm in. Like can you please

1934
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,800
just let me slip onto my back.

1935
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,800
This goes from being like the best thing ever.

1936
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,800
This is the greatest thing ever to being like

1937
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,800
what have I done. Like when

1938
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,800
Anakin's just like what have I done.

1939
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,800
Why do our brains work that

1940
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,800
way dude. It's so fucking weird.

1941
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,800
I think it works that way because

1942
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,800
pleasure is on a pain.

1943
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,800
It's like a pain

1944
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,800
pleasure balance with dopamine.

1945
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,800
So if

1946
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,800
it goes too far in one direction

1947
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,800
it swings back the other way.

1948
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,800
So all of a sudden

1949
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,800
you have a chemical that comes and

1950
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,800
blocks those pleasure chemicals.

1951
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,800
You see. Yeah. So it like doesn't

1952
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,800
what's the word I'm looking for.

1953
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,800
It's like it's like prolactin

1954
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,800
stops you from having a refractory

1955
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,800
it like increases the refractory period.

1956
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,800
But you know what sucks though is like

1957
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:31,800
like I feel especially

1958
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,800
bad if it's like especially like

1959
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,800
rough like intercourse.

1960
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,800
Because like you know when you're sitting there. That's true.

1961
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,800
Like I feel like especially I'm like

1962
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,800
are you OK. Like did I hurt you.

1963
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,800
I mean not for the same

1964
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,800
reason as for me it's like after you

1965
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,800
get done with an intense

1966
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,800
fucking session it's like she'll

1967
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,800
always be like hey can you rub my back.

1968
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,800
And it's like fuck. Can

1969
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,800
I fucking take a nap.

1970
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,800
I feel like

1971
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,800
a dickhead there.

1972
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,800
It's like I'd love to give you a fucking

1973
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,800
back rub. You're cool.

1974
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,800
We just did that. It was really fun.

1975
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,800
But also after I came

1976
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,800
a lot of shit changed in my head.

1977
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,800
Chemically. So like also

1978
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,800
can you give me like five minutes to fucking

1979
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,800
recuperate. And then I'd

1980
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,800
love to give you a back rub.

1981
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,800
I'd love to give you a back rub. I love my life.

1982
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,800
Can you just give me five minutes my love.

1983
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,800
You're so

1984
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,800
precious aren't you my love.

1985
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,800
Get the fuck off me for five

1986
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,800
minutes though please for the love of God.

1987
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,800
Have you ever done a thing where

1988
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,800
Ali Maxx I'm in a mood.

1989
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,800
You ever

1990
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,800
do the thing like where she's

1991
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,800
riling you up all day in like positions

1992
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,800
that like you can't do anything like during

1993
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,800
like when you're like just walking around like a mall or something

1994
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,800
like she's doing shit like just to provoke

1995
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,800
you like all day like building you up

1996
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,800
till when you get home. Like fucking edging you.

1997
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,800
And she claims she ain't even doing it.

1998
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,800
Yeah and then you do. She's like what.

1999
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,800
But then like you fucking go hard. What do you mean. I just am fucking

2000
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,800
angry afterwards. Like I'm like I need like fucking

2001
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,800
like ten minutes or I'm gonna fucking punch you.

2002
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,800
I'm just like hey like I get like

2003
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,800
done. I'm like fucking like so

2004
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,800
fucking. I don't know if I was gonna go that

2005
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,800
way with it. No because like for me

2006
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,800
like like like I've been

2007
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,800
angry after sex a few times.

2008
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,800
Like specifically like like when she's like

2009
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,800
like do it like rougher with me.

2010
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,800
Like there's like something that like switches

2011
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,800
in my brain where I'm just like aggressive

2012
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,800
like thing. Like like I'm

2013
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,800
like like afterwards I'm just like

2014
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:27,800
so I'll be us.

2015
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,800
For me like if it's like

2016
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,800
aggressive sex that switch

2017
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,800
typically flips back to like

2018
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,800
docile once I come.

2019
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,800
No. Like if I'm going fucking

2020
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,800
ham on that shit

2021
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,800
I come it's like all right

2022
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,800
all right we can calm down.

2023
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,800
I literally like let the parasympathetic

2024
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,800
system

2025
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,800
run its course.

2026
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,800
I was sympathetic for a little bit there.

2027
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,800
We're gonna go back to parasympathetic. We're good.

2028
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,800
Rest and digest baby. Rest digest

2029
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,800
and fuck. That's where we're going bro.

2030
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,800
I went to like I went to like fucking like

2031
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:01,800
do it like we like we were in

2032
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,800
I know what I'm saying.

2033
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,800
We were in New York City and like she was like just

2034
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,800
doing shit to me all day. Like getting me fucking

2035
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,800
like riled up with that. We did

2036
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,800
it and like afterwards like

2037
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,800
I fucking like want to rip the lamp

2038
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,800
off the wall and fucking throw it across the room

2039
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,800
type shit. And then like like

2040
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,800
I can't it takes like five minutes and I calm down

2041
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,800
I'm just like whoa.

2042
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,800
That's wild. Because like I feel like I could

2043
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,800
throw that lamp across the room before

2044
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,800
I came. No. But once I come

2045
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,800
it's like all right. We got enough

2046
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,800
out of our system. We're good.

2047
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,800
I guess Tyler doing that

2048
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,800
when he masturbates.

2049
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,800
Tyler just fucking blows

2050
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,800
alone and immediately goes

2051
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,800
who the fuck's that lamp?

2052
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,800
Pshhhhhh

2053
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,800
Fucking Emily's like oh my

2054
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,800
god is everything okay?

2055
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,800
Just leave me alone for a minute.

2056
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,800
I'm having a moment.

2057
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,800
I need space. We talked about

2058
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,800
this. I need space. Fuck.

2059
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,800
No but like I've talked

2060
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,800
to like women before

2061
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,800
and stuff and there's like you know

2062
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,800
how like at like our job field like things

2063
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,800
get like we get weird conversations going and shit

2064
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,800
and there's like so like afterwards

2065
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,800
what do you do? I need to be like alone for

2066
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,800
a couple minutes.

2067
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,800
I didn't spell it. It's like

2068
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,800
I need to be alone for a couple minutes afterwards

2069
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,800
like I don't like people touching me afterwards

2070
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,800
too. Like I get like upset

2071
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:21,800
when people are like touching me after

2072
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,800
like things for like a good five minutes.

2073
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:25,800
Like I just need to be like

2074
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,800
fuck that was crazy type shit

2075
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,800
for like five minutes and then like afterwards

2076
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,800
then I can be like okay now we can cuddle but like I need

2077
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,800
to be like not saying I feel

2078
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,800
that I feel that. But like when

2079
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,800
and there's like what do you mean you don't want to get

2080
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,800
touched afterwards? I'm just like don't fucking look

2081
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,800
I don't want people to look at me. I feel like I'm a fucking

2082
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,800
monster like afterwards.

2083
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,800
Like look you came ten minutes ago.

2084
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,800
I came fifteen seconds

2085
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,800
ago.

2086
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,800
Give me a fucking minute.

2087
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,800
Dude I'm the same way. It's just like when I come

2088
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,800
it's just like dude I don't want

2089
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,800
to fucking be around anyone.

2090
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,800
Like I'm like this beautiful this beautiful woman

2091
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,800
this woman that I love is like right here

2092
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,800
and I'm like I feel like a monster.

2093
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,800
I'll force out like an I love you

2094
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,800
because I know I'll mean it like 45

2095
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,800
seconds later.

2096
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,800
Bro tell me that's not relatable though.

2097
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,800
Tell me that's not relatable though.

2098
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,800
That's true though. You fucking force that

2099
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,800
fucker out and then you're like

2100
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,800
you know you'll mean it but you know in the moment

2101
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,800
you're like I need

2102
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,800
a second.

2103
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:27,800
And then you just lay in your back for a minute

2104
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,800
you're like alright

2105
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,800
and then like starts cuddling you in at

2106
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,800
first it's irritating as fuck

2107
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,800
and then like

2108
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,800
another 50 seconds goes by and you're like

2109
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,800
alright. Alright

2110
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,800
I see what happened here.

2111
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,800
I'm happy like I meant what I

2112
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,800
said then. Like it's just a brief

2113
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,800
moment of like

2114
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,800
fuck away from me.

2115
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,800
I agree with you Tyler

2116
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,800
though.

2117
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,800
What's even more crazy is that we've

2118
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,800
all had input on this and I haven't heard Casey

2119
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,800
say a thing.

2120
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,800
Come on man.

2121
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,800
You never input this shit

2122
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,800
like come on we need a little something.

2123
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,800
You're gonna be like whoa.

2124
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,800
You're gonna be like yeah

2125
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,800
I agree. Okay so anyways

2126
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,800
who wants to be a millionaire?

2127
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:17,800
Fuck off man.

2128
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,800
Give us a post-nuc clarity

2129
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,800
story.

2130
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,800
We've definitely had one with the library.

2131
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,800
You can't even

2132
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,800
fucking squeak a library

2133
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,800
story out of this guy.

2134
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,800
We gotta work that up for a four podcast

2135
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,800
to get them to let that out.

2136
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,800
Like a collab with the shit we said.

2137
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,800
How would you feel with the fucking

2138
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,800
how'd you feel after the library incident?

2139
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,800
I already told you that

2140
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,800
but

2141
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,800
that would be the hardest post-nuc

2142
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,800
clarity I've had.

2143
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,800
I mean

2144
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,800
how much guilt did you feel after?

2145
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,800
You know I didn't really

2146
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,800
like that job so

2147
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,800
yeah I was

2148
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,800
the thing I

2149
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,800
don't like is like

2150
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,800
is feeling like I don't know

2151
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,800
because it's like your

2152
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,800
hormones like drive you

2153
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,800
to do stuff and there's so

2154
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,800
much in control of you and you realize

2155
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,800
like after you nut how in control

2156
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,800
they really are of the situation.

2157
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,800
And I don't like that being

2158
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,800
out of control feeling.

2159
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,800
It's just like

2160
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,800
you will do anything

2161
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,800
for a nut.

2162
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,800
Imagine the post-nuc clarity

2163
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,800
of having to change your pants in strip clothes.

2164
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,800
Yeah

2165
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,800
that sucked instantly.

2166
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,800
It's like even though I just

2167
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,800
spent like seventy dollars on

2168
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,800
this chick to dance on my lap

2169
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,800
and I nut a minute in I'm like you can

2170
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,800
stop you're done you did your job.

2171
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,800
Are you sure? I'm like yeah

2172
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,800
you're done.

2173
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,800
You know what the fucking

2174
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,800
weirdest thing was I was walking through the mall

2175
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,800
the other day and then there's a girl that

2176
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,800
walked by me who was like a younger girl

2177
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,800
and she had nobody ever finds this podcast.

2178
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,800
A younger girl and she had

2179
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,800
the same perfume on as like strippers

2180
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,800
and I was like oh I don't

2181
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,800
like that imagery. Yeah

2182
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,800
it's like an association thing.

2183
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,800
It's like eugh.

2184
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,800
When she walked by I was just like

2185
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:13,800
I know that smell and I'm like oh

2186
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,800
what are you doing

2187
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,800
wearing that? Yeah.

2188
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:19,800
Who lets you wear that type thing?

2189
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,800
Right.

2190
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,800
We also were talking about colognes and stuff

2191
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,800
like our soaps

2192
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,800
and stuff. What's your

2193
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,800
daily like what's your soap scent?

2194
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,800
So I'll be honest

2195
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,800
and this sounds so fucking wacker

2196
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,800
of me and I'll admit it.

2197
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,800
But it's true and the only reason it's true

2198
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,800
is because I've ran into somebody that this is

2199
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,800
affected but

2200
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,800
I used to wear fucking

2201
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,800
ah fuck what was the name of it?

2202
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,800
Aqua DiGio.

2203
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,800
No. No no it was a good

2204
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,800
one though it was fucking Armani and I

2205
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,800
can't remember what it was. It didn't say

2206
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,800
Giorgio Armani on the bottle.

2207
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,800
What color was the bottle? It was clear bottle

2208
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,800
and it had like the frosty

2209
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,800
cover to the bottle

2210
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,800
and then it had like the more or less like

2211
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,800
whiter like you could read it for sure.

2212
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,800
It was an Armani

2213
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,800
and the other one

2214
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,800
that I use is Nautica Voyage.

2215
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,800
Those are the

2216
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,800
two that I fucking loved. The colognes.

2217
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,800
And there was one case

2218
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,800
where I had a patient

2219
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,800
that was very

2220
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,800
allergic to something in my cologne.

2221
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,800
And I was wearing the

2222
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,800
Nautica Voyage and then I went

2223
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,800
to my paramedic class after the fact and they

2224
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,800
were like hey yeah so

2225
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,800
like a lot of the substances

2226
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,800
in cologne people

2227
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,800
can be very hypersensitive

2228
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:39,800
to. Really? And since

2229
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,800
then I haven't worn

2230
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,800
cologne on my job

2231
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,800
and I actually don't wear it

2232
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,800
when I'm working either. I

2233
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,800
I'll be honest I wore it strictly

2234
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,800
when I was working before. Really?

2235
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,800
Because I thought it

2236
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,800
and we'll get into my three word sentence

2237
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,800
what would you use as a motto to

2238
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,800
describe your life?

2239
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,800
Lecture afterwards but like for me it's

2240
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,800
set the tone. I want to set the fucking

2241
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,800
tone with a patient. I wouldn't be like hey

2242
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,800
I'm from I'm I'm fucking

2243
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,800
good. Yeah like I'm fucking professional

2244
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,800
you can trust me. What are we

2245
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,800
doing here? Don't mind the mullet. You know what I hate?

2246
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,800
You know what I hate? It's like the boos. No no

2247
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,800
the mullet's part of it. It's like you know

2248
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,800
I'm taking a risk here so let's

2249
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,800
set the fucking tone. Let's set the

2250
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,800
fucking tone alright. I'm breaking boundaries

2251
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,800
here. What's the risk? What's the risk? But I'm also gonna

2252
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,800
take care of you so like hey you might fucking

2253
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,800
hate me because of my hairstyle but like

2254
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,800
hey what's going on?

2255
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,800
I smell fucking

2256
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:37,800
I smell good. Another fucking

2257
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,800
three word sentence. You can't have a mullet

2258
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,800
and smell bad. No

2259
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,800
bro you can't run that

2260
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,800
risk. That's like no that's

2261
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,800
incompatible. So they're gonna fucking

2262
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:49,800
hate you off the rip. My coworker

2263
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,800
my

2264
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,800
coworker that you

2265
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,800
love. My coworker that you love that's on my shift.

2266
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,800
You know the one.

2267
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,800
I'm thinking there's a lot of

2268
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,800
the

2269
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,800
you know older guy.

2270
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:05,800
Oh yeah yeah.

2271
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,800
He wears a cologne. J.S.?

2272
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,800
Yeah J.S.? Yeah that's what we gotta

2273
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,800
say. So like

2274
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,800
he wears

2275
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,800
he wears

2276
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,800
a certain cologne that just drives me

2277
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,800
fucking insane because it like it's such

2278
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,800
like an old man smell.

2279
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,800
It drives me fucking nuts.

2280
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,800
The guy's over there in the shower with fucking

2281
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,800
Irish Spring just going fucking

2282
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:29,800
at it bro. But like the thing is like

2283
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,800
he has like that and like it drives me

2284
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,800
fucking nuts and then there's a day

2285
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,800
like because like we hang up our

2286
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,800
our radios and then our

2287
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,800
jackets over our radios type

2288
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:41,800
thing like in like the day room. So

2289
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,800
I like it was like super

2290
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,800
like late call like I was sleeping.

2291
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,800
So like I woke up from the tones and like I got

2292
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:49,800
up and I just put on like the thing

2293
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,800
and I thought it was my my radio and

2294
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,800
my jacket but it was his radio and his jacket.

2295
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,800
And like I

2296
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:57,800
got into the thing and I'm like

2297
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,800
oh no like this smell like

2298
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:01,800
just immediately gave me a migraine.

2299
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,800
It's not because like it's a bad

2300
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,800
smell but like to me

2301
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:07,800
specifically it gives me a migraine.

2302
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,800
So I was like oh fuck and then like

2303
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,800
literally I shit you not.

2304
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,800
I got like a fucking like I got like a

2305
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,800
rash on my fucking neck because

2306
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:17,800
it was like coated in like the cologne.

2307
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,800
And apparently I was like hyper sensitive to

2308
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,800
like that one specifically. So like

2309
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,800
it literally gave me like a rash around my neck. I had

2310
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,800
to take the jacket off and I was wearing a fucking like

2311
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,800
job shirt in like the fucking

2312
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,800
six degree day that it was like two days

2313
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:31,800
ago. And I was like fuck

2314
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,800
I'm like I'd rather do do do do do this.

2315
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,800
But

2316
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,800
like yeah like but like what soap

2317
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,800
do you use?

2318
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,800
Wait so you asked me you were looking at

2319
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,800
me for that?

2320
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,800
So anyways what soap do you use

2321
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,800
Ali Mac buddy?

2322
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,800
Alright so for

2323
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,800
me honestly I like to go for

2324
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,800
uh and

2325
01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,800
at first I thought it was a complete fucking

2326
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,800
gimmick but truth be told I've fallen

2327
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,800
in love with it is uh

2328
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,800
the fucking Dr. Squatch soap.

2329
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,800
Really? Yeah. And they

2330
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,800
smell I do like the I have

2331
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,800
a bar at work for me which is like

2332
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,800
the the the blue one.

2333
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,800
There's a I think I have the blue one right

2334
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,800
now and I'm not gonna lie I fucking ate it.

2335
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,800
You gotta go for the ones that smell

2336
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,800
like fucking Yankee Candle. You gotta

2337
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,800
go for the ones that smell like balsam fur

2338
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,800
or like shit like that like the ones that

2339
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,800
smell like pine trees. Those ones

2340
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,800
are fucking phenomenal

2341
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,800
soaps. Anything with the

2342
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,800
heavy the heavy grip to it. Yeah.

2343
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,800
And uh the other

2344
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,800
ones. As far as scrub was actually not bad.

2345
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,800
Like the halo one.

2346
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,800
That one I had an allergic reaction to.

2347
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:43,800
Really? It smelled real good though.

2348
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,800
Nah I did it did.

2349
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,800
I'm not gonna disagree with you

2350
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:49,800
with that. I think it would fucking

2351
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:51,800
work for most people. By the way we're not

2352
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,800
plugged by fucking uh. By the way.

2353
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:55,800
By any such. By any such.

2354
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,800
Dr. Squatch they sub they they fucking

2355
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,800
give people advertisements all the time so like

2356
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,800
hey doctor you wanna give us a

2357
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,800
fucking you wanna give us a fucking

2358
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,800
advertisement bro we'll fucking squash

2359
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:07,800
you bro. Come on doc.

2360
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,800
We'll squash you. Let's go. We'll squash you.

2361
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,800
We have enough content now

2362
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,800
where that where AI can generate

2363
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:15,800
a podcast episode with

2364
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,800
like all the content we have already.

2365
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:19,800
Really? Yeah but if you say that

2366
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:21,800
then all our fans are gonna think every episode

2367
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:23,800
after this is fucking AI.

2368
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,800
From this point on all episodes

2369
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,800
will be AI generated. I think I

2370
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,800
think I think at least in this

2371
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,800
we live in the golden age of

2372
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,800
technology where like

2373
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,800
if somebody fucking AI

2374
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,800
something you can still tell.

2375
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:39,800
But anyway what's up to you viewers?

2376
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,800
You definitely still can

2377
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,800
tell. But regardless

2378
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,800
I wanna get into the one thing I wanted to say.

2379
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,800
If you could describe a fucking like

2380
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,800
motto for life.

2381
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,800
What would it be? And I'll go

2382
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,800
I'll go last even though I've already

2383
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,800
kinda given it. But Casey I wanna see you first

2384
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,800
because you have contributed. Nothing.

2385
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,800
Very little since we came back into

2386
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,800
this so. I'm just

2387
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,800
I'm just vibing. I know you're vibing.

2388
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,800
That's typically your role.

2389
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,800
You're the viber. Dude I'm just

2390
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:09,800
vibing. That works. That's three. If I had to

2391
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,800
give a motto to life.

2392
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:13,800
Three words. It needs to be

2393
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,800
exactly three words. Oh.

2394
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:17,800
Oh. I don't know

2395
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,800
if I can do that without tipping the slurger.

2396
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,800
You really think you gotta include

2397
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:25,800
include a slur?

2398
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:27,800
In the

2399
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,800
it gotta inclur a slur

2400
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,800
bro?

2401
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,800
Really bro you can't go fucking three words

2402
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,800
without thinking of a slur.

2403
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,800
My motto. You can't be just like

2404
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,800
live laugh love.

2405
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,800
Like you can't fucking

2406
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,800
it's gotta be fucking

2407
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,800
NIT.

2408
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:47,800
Almost. My motto

2409
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:49,800
in three words is don't

2410
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:51,800
be a cunt.

2411
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:53,800
Well that's four.

2412
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,800
Don't be a cunt. No. No it's four.

2413
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,800
A cunt is two. Because you know

2414
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,800
some people go their whole lives and they're just cunts

2415
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,800
the entire time.

2416
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,800
I just want people to

2417
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,800
to just not be a cunt

2418
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,800
anymore. Actually let's just say

2419
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:09,800
don't be cuntish. Yeah.

2420
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,800
That's three words. That's three words.

2421
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,800
Alright so Tyler what do you think?

2422
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,800
For my motto for life?

2423
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,800
Yeah and you gotta give the three

2424
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,800
word like advice.

2425
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:21,800
Yeah. And then

2426
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,800
an explanation as to why you gave it.

2427
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,800
Let's see.

2428
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,800
Work fucking hard.

2429
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,800
That's a good one.

2430
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,800
No that's a really fucking good one.

2431
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,800
I'm not even gonna lie. Give me a fucking

2432
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,800
fist bump. That was a good one.

2433
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,800
That's even better than don't be a cunt.

2434
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,800
Yeah no it's much better.

2435
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,800
Work fucking hard. That's pretty much like

2436
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,800
never give up.

2437
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,800
Even as cheesy as that is.

2438
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,800
Seriously work fucking hard and never

2439
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,800
give up are probably the two that I do.

2440
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,800
Because you know

2441
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,800
my dad always gave me

2442
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:55,800
this saying and like it stuck with me

2443
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:57,800
since I was like a kid. He goes

2444
01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:59,800
you only fail when you give up.

2445
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,800
Like if you fail and you keep

2446
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,800
going it's not a failure. You just keep fucking

2447
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,800
going. That's true.

2448
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:07,800
If you give up

2449
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,800
you're done. That's when you accept

2450
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,800
defeat. Like you're never defeated

2451
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,800
unless you give up.

2452
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,800
And I'm like and I kind of

2453
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,800
stuck with me ever since I was a kid.

2454
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,800
Like never never like

2455
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,800
it's not over till you give

2456
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,800
up type shit. That's true.

2457
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,800
That's very true.

2458
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,800
So me I think

2459
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,800
I think that the three words

2460
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,800
is set the tone. Set the

2461
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:33,800
tone. I think it's set the tone

2462
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,800
because honestly

2463
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,800
that thing has came into

2464
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,800
into play way more than I thought it would.

2465
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:41,800
At least a lot more in my adult life

2466
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,800
than it has my adolescent

2467
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,800
and child life. But it's like

2468
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:47,800
for example I think of the party

2469
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,800
I went to tonight.

2470
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,800
All drama excluded.

2471
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,800
Was I walked in there and was like alright

2472
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,800
I know I'm going to know two

2473
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,800
or three people maybe.

2474
01:25:57,800 --> 01:25:59,800
It's like how about I just fucking

2475
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,800
set the tone.

2476
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:03,800
You walk in there. That's why I just

2477
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,800
don't talk to anybody. Yeah yeah yeah

2478
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,800
yeah but there's better outcomes than that

2479
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,800
though. Just whip your dick out. Set the tone.

2480
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,800
That is a set the tone.

2481
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,800
See yeah that is a

2482
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:15,800
that's a tone set. Whip dick out

2483
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:17,800
set the tone. Boom.

2484
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,800
Whip dick out. You can use them interchangeably bro.

2485
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,800
It fucking works bro.

2486
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,800
But like no for me it was like I walked in

2487
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:25,800
this party and I'm like I know fucking nobody. There's a couple

2488
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,800
of people I know here of like the five

2489
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,800
people here maybe I know.

2490
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:31,800
I fucking hate two of them.

2491
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,800
So like why don't I just set

2492
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:35,800
the tone. You fucking walk in

2493
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:37,800
yeah I'll get two shots of J-Mo.

2494
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,800
Fucking

2495
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,800
you fucking walk out there.

2496
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:43,800
Nobody's on the dance floor. I'm going to

2497
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:45,800
be the first one on the dance floor. Oh absolutely.

2498
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,800
You fucking walk out there. You act

2499
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,800
like a fucking douche bag

2500
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,800
for 50 seconds.

2501
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:53,800
And then that's all you need. Nobody's

2502
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,800
going to join you on the dance floor. You've

2503
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:57,800
got to fucking walk back to your seat. Once you

2504
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,800
walk back to your seat a bunch of people start

2505
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,800
wandering up to the dance floor and they say fucking hell

2506
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,800
if he fucked it up that bad.

2507
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,800
We can start it up.

2508
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,800
And then boom. Whole night takes a

2509
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:09,800
damn.

2510
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:11,800
Are you back in?

2511
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:13,800
Oh we're back in. You gotta hit him with a fucking

2512
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,800
fortnight dance on the dance floor.

2513
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:17,800
Hold on.

2514
01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,800
Alright so I went on long

2515
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,800
enough. Dan three words.

2516
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,800
Good advice.

2517
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:25,800
What do you think?

2518
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:27,800
This is one I've been trying to incorporate

2519
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,800
this lately.

2520
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,800
And I just realized how

2521
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:33,800
important it is.

2522
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:35,800
Just be honest.

2523
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:37,800
Just be honest

2524
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:39,800
with what you want.

2525
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:41,800
Because if you're not honest with

2526
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:43,800
what you want in all things

2527
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:45,800
you're going to end up being

2528
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,800
miserable. Right? And I've realized

2529
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,800
by this age like

2530
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,800
a lot of things that make

2531
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,800
me unhappy in my life. It's because

2532
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,800
either I'm not being honest with somebody

2533
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,800
else or I'm not being honest with myself.

2534
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,800
How old are you Dan?

2535
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:01,800
I'm 33.

2536
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,800
So. 33. And you're doing

2537
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,800
a free podcast.

2538
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,800
Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty fucking

2539
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,800
pathetic.

2540
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,800
Dude can I just say

2541
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:13,800
this might go out

2542
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,800
to boat boy here.

2543
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:17,800
And I don't know what the movement currently is

2544
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,800
on this. I'm assuming there's got to be some

2545
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,800
fans that are really riled up about this.

2546
01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:23,800
But Rooster Teeth recently

2547
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:25,800
well not too recently

2548
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,800
they canceled a podcast

2549
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,800
on

2550
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,800
it's called Ship Hits the Fan

2551
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,800
and it's about shipwrecks.

2552
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,800
And it's a phenomenal

2553
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,800
it's a phenomenal

2554
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:39,800
podcast. And Rooster

2555
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,800
Teeth canceled it. And I was listening

2556
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,800
to it all the way through. When I discovered it

2557
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,800
I immediately started Oldest to New

2558
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:47,800
and I've just now caught up

2559
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:49,800
to it and it breaks my heart.

2560
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:51,800
They got canceled

2561
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:53,800
like months back

2562
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,800
like at least five or six months ago.

2563
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:57,800
And it's just like dude

2564
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,800
how's that happen? Guys

2565
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,800
fucking if you're not going to send us

2566
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,800
an email send Rooster Teeth an email.

2567
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:05,800
Tell them to fucking get the ship

2568
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,800
hitting the fan again.

2569
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,800
Back to blue okay guys?

2570
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,800
Back to blue. Back to blue

2571
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,800
alright most of those ships fucking sank

2572
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:15,800
in the Atlantic and the Pacific. Alright

2573
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,800
so let's just fucking back to blue.

2574
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:19,800
Back the ocean here. Back the ocean.

2575
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:21,800
The ship sank in it man.

2576
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:23,800
But it's called

2577
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,800
Ship Hits the Fan is a great

2578
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,800
well what was Rooster Teeth podcast

2579
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:29,800
based off of what I know

2580
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:31,800
the guys

2581
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,800
who fucking got canceled are

2582
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,800
trying to get the ownership of their podcast

2583
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,800
back to them. Was it like

2584
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,800
canceled for like political

2585
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,800
reasons or like canceled for financial reasons?

2586
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,800
I'm assuming financial but they didn't delve

2587
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,800
into it. It was just like this long

2588
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,800
running podcast. No but did they say anything that was

2589
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:49,800
worth like canceling? No

2590
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,800
no they just said they got canceled

2591
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,800
and they said they hoped that they could bring it back

2592
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,800
and they hoped that maybe the ownership

2593
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:57,800
could go back to them.

2594
01:29:57,800 --> 01:29:59,800
And it hurt because it was a fucking

2595
01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:01,800
really cool podcast that fucking

2596
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:03,800
boat boy showed me

2597
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,800
and the wreck of the

2598
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,800
Edmund Fitzgerald.

2599
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,800
Yeah they covered that and they have

2600
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,800
that might have been a two parter for them

2601
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,800
honestly. It was a phenomenal one

2602
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,800
because for me it was just like

2603
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:17,800
they always joked about doing

2604
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,800
an episode on the Titanic

2605
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:21,800
and then the last it was

2606
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:23,800
a two parter. The last episodes

2607
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,800
that I listened to were about the Titanic

2608
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:27,800
and it broke my heart because it was like

2609
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,800
wow they're doing the Titanic

2610
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,800
like wow that seems like something pretty final

2611
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,800
and then midway through episode

2612
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:35,800
two. By the way we got canceled

2613
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:37,800
more on that later

2614
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:39,800
and it just fucking

2615
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,800
it hurt me because it was like holy fuck

2616
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,800
like dude I do this for free. And

2617
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:45,800
it put it in perspective for me

2618
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,800
because like clearly they put more effort into

2619
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:49,800
their podcast than we do.

2620
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:51,800
But it was just like damn man.

2621
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,800
Why did they get it canceled?

2622
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,800
Rooster teeth. They just

2623
01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,800
canceled them. I'm assuming for financial reason.

2624
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:03,800
That's fucking sick.

2625
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,800
Casey what was your three words of

2626
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,800
wisdom? Don't be

2627
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,800
cuntish. Don't be cuntish.

2628
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:13,800
I want to amend that though. I got three words

2629
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,800
of wisdom

2630
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,800
that I thought of that would be

2631
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:19,800
Who wants millionaire?

2632
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,800
Who wants money?

2633
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:25,800
Lost on Jeopardy.

2634
01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:27,800
Fuck

2635
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:29,800
this podcast.

2636
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:31,800
You gotta get the cow off bro.

2637
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,800
The what? The cow. Wow that's actually

2638
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:35,800
pretty cool. What is this? What is this

2639
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:37,800
little device we got here? My girlfriend donated

2640
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:39,800
this to the well she got this for me as a gift

2641
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:41,800
for the podcast. What the fuck?

2642
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:43,800
This shit's sick.

2643
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,800
This shit's fucking sick. No!

2644
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:47,800
It's a UFO and it sucks up this

2645
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,800
cow. Wait it's like a magnet?

2646
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:51,800
Yeah. So you put

2647
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:53,800
this over it and it abducts the

2648
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:55,800
cow. No fucking way.

2649
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,800
That's awesome. No fucking

2650
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,800
way.

2651
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:01,800
That's how you set the tone right there.

2652
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,800
You fucking abduct the cow.

2653
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:05,800
Abduct the cow. That should have been Casey's

2654
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:07,800
three words.

2655
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:09,800
Abduct the cow.

2656
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,800
My three words are

2657
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:13,800
let's play Jeopardy.

2658
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,800
Oh fuck. Oh

2659
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,800
fuck. That's gonna be a pretty quiet

2660
01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:19,800
performance from the young Ali Mack on this

2661
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,800
one. No Ali Mack you got it.

2662
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,800
No.

2663
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:25,800
Wait hold up. So hold up.

2664
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:27,800
I gotta ask. I didn't listen to the last one.

2665
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,800
What? Did

2666
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:31,800
Tyler get his two thousand point bonus?

2667
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:33,800
No. No it was Dan.

2668
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:35,800
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. That's what

2669
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,800
I meant. Did Dan get it?

2670
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,800
I used both of our points last game.

2671
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:41,800
Wow. And he didn't

2672
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,800
win? No. Sorry about

2673
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:45,800
that. Wow Dan. No I didn't even use

2674
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,800
the points.

2675
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,800
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

2676
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:51,800
Fucking Alex Trebek.

2677
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,800
Be back

2678
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:55,800
with your 11 time winner Tyler.

2679
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,800
Yo.

2680
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,800
Dude there was famous Tyler's last time

2681
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,800
and he would have got one and I didn't. Alright mine's

2682
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,800
working. Your four time winner

2683
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:05,800
Dan the vitamin man. Oh yeah.

2684
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:07,800
Uh. D Dan

2685
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,800
the vitamin man.

2686
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:11,800
Why'd you put the swim cup next to

2687
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,800
me? Because I'm the most likely person to do it.

2688
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:15,800
And your one time winner Lee

2689
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:17,800
Uno Ali Mack. Lee Uno

2690
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:19,800
baby.

2691
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:21,800
Trying to make it the duo

2692
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:23,800
baby. Nah I don't you know.

2693
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:25,800
Alright Ali Mack and Dan you got

2694
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:27,800
two thousand point bonus from

2695
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:29,800
Who Wants to Be a Miller. Are you gonna use that today?

2696
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:31,800
I still don't understand how you guys did that

2697
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,800
but. Well you should have been here brother.

2698
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:35,800
I'll use my. I was getting

2699
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:37,800
bruised. I'll use

2700
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:39,800
yeah you were.

2701
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:41,800
Um. Despite all the

2702
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,800
embouchure. We're gonna set the tone.

2703
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,800
We're gonna set the fucking

2704
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,800
tone and we're gonna use the

2705
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,800
two thousand point bonus for this episode.

2706
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:51,800
Yeah what about you Dan? What? Are you gonna use your bonus?

2707
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,800
I uh.

2708
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:55,800
It depends I might save it for the end.

2709
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:57,800
You can't do that. I'm gonna do that.

2710
01:33:57,800 --> 01:33:59,800
No you can't. No you can't.

2711
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,800
Who makes the rules?

2712
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,800
Is it Tyler or is it Casey that makes the rules?

2713
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:05,800
Yeah but Dan. Who makes the rules?

2714
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:07,800
I think you gotta use in the beginning.

2715
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,800
Hey! Yeah. Come on.

2716
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:11,800
No Dan I think we make

2717
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,800
the rules alright. We're like hockey alright.

2718
01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:15,800
We govern our own rules. How about this?

2719
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:17,800
Alright hear me out. I get

2720
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:19,800
all the points up front.

2721
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:21,800
If I use them now or

2722
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,800
I can get half if I use it later.

2723
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:25,800
That's bullshit.

2724
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,800
No. What do you mean it doesn't mean. No dude

2725
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,800
we're going. You gotta

2726
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:31,800
put this in reverse. I don't want the points. I don't fucking

2727
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:33,800
want them. Dan alright. Well then don't.

2728
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,800
No I don't want them. Yeah you want

2729
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,800
to want. I don't want them either.

2730
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,800
Set the fucking tone. Alright.

2731
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,800
I don't want them. I don't know when

2732
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,800
I can have my points.

2733
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:45,800
No fuck that.

2734
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:47,800
Set the tone. No one's using

2735
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:49,800
their points? No I guess not.

2736
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,800
No fuck the points. We're never gonna use them

2737
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,800
right? Yeah that's right. Fuck those points.

2738
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:55,800
Set the tone. Hell yeah. Set the tone.

2739
01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:57,800
Alright the categories today.

2740
01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:59,800
We got

2741
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,800
Audie's songs. Audie?

2742
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:03,800
Audie's songs. Like autistic?

2743
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:05,800
Wait yeah but like what's the?

2744
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:07,800
Two thousands. Oh. With the Audies.

2745
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,800
The Naughties. This goes

2746
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,800
to the 90's and the Audies.

2747
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,800
Oh. Oh. Okay.

2748
01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:15,800
Alright so it's British.

2749
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:17,800
So what?

2750
01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:19,800
Zed.

2751
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:21,800
Zed. State capitals.

2752
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,800
Steven King Universe.

2753
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:25,800
Okay. Okay. I'm fucked there.

2754
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:27,800
Pandemic. Okay.

2755
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,800
Pandemic. US elections.

2756
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,800
What is the Spanish flow?

2757
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:33,800
And algebra bro.

2758
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,800
Oh I fucking hate algebra bro.

2759
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,800
What is

2760
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:39,800
Secret 3? That is my

2761
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,800
preemptive pick.

2762
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:43,800
Let's go 2000's music.

2763
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:45,800
Audie's

2764
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:47,800
songs? Yeah.

2765
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:49,800
Okay.

2766
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,800
You gotta tell me what the song is by

2767
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,800
the intro. Okay.

2768
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,800
Ali who's it?

2769
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,800
Tyler.

2770
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,800
That's correct.

2771
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:07,800
Wait is it who it's by?

2772
01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:09,800
Or is it the song? The song.

2773
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:11,800
What do you got? Hey uh. Wait

2774
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:13,800
we got an echo. Yeah we got

2775
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:15,800
an echo. Echo.

2776
01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:17,800
Alright Tyler you got

2777
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:19,800
200 points. Two thousands.

2778
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:21,800
200 points. Two thousands.

2779
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:23,800
Oh. Audie's songs?

2780
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:25,800
Just fucking say two thousands.

2781
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,800
No you gotta say Audie's

2782
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:35,800
songs bro. Audie's songs. For 400.

2783
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:37,800
Tyler what is Empire State in line?

2784
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,800
No. No. What is

2785
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,800
Umbrella by Rihanna?

2786
01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:45,800
What is Umbrella by Jay-Z featuring

2787
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,800
Rihanna? Yes.

2788
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:49,800
The fuck?

2789
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:51,800
Bro you gave it to me.

2790
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:53,800
I thought it was Rihanna featuring Jay-Z.

2791
01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:55,800
Dude you thought that was Rihanna

2792
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:57,800
coming in there?

2793
01:36:57,800 --> 01:36:59,800
It would be featuring Jay-Z.

2794
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,800
Not Jay-Z featuring.

2795
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,800
No it's Jay-Z featuring Rihanna.

2796
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:05,800
It doesn't matter what's the name of the song.

2797
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:07,800
Yeah what is Umbrella?

2798
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:09,800
Two thousands.

2799
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:11,800
For 600.

2800
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,800
The fuck?

2801
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:21,800
Wait hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

2802
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:25,800
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

2803
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:27,800
Wait let it run.

2804
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,800
Let it run. Let it run bro.

2805
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,800
Let it run.

2806
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:35,800
Let it run. Let it run. Let it run. Oh fuck I know

2807
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:37,800
this. Let it run.

2808
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:39,800
God damn what the fuck

2809
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:41,800
is the name of the song?

2810
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,800
What is Halo?

2811
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:47,800
Oh yeah. Fuck!

2812
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,800
It's Halo by Alicia Keys.

2813
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:51,800
Fuck! I knew it was Halo.

2814
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:53,800
Oh well thank god you didn't know the artist.

2815
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:55,800
I was just like fuck it.

2816
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:57,800
Dude it occurred to me at the same time.

2817
01:37:57,800 --> 01:37:59,800
I keep forgetting you only need to know the song

2818
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:01,800
name. Fuck. I was like what the fuck.

2819
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:03,800
I knew it was Halo. I knew it was

2820
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,800
Halo. Halo. Halo.

2821
01:38:05,800 --> 01:38:07,800
Yeah I got a wrong answer on the

2822
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:09,800
400 so I have

2823
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:11,800
400 yeah. Tyler's back.

2824
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:13,800
Let's do 90s or

2825
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:15,800
2000s or Nautis.

2826
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:17,800
Nautis songs for 800.

2827
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:19,800
What is TikTok?

2828
01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:21,800
TikTok.

2829
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:23,800
I didn't even have the time to register that.

2830
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:25,800
Jesus fucking Christ.

2831
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,800
Damn we gotta fucking set the tone.

2832
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:29,800
Nautis.

2833
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:31,800
For 1000.

2834
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:35,800
Fuck!

2835
01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:37,800
What is Pokerface?

2836
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:39,800
Oh shit! Oh my god.

2837
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:41,800
No put it back!

2838
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:43,800
Sorry I got a little bit angry there.

2839
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:45,800
I knew that one.

2840
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:47,800
That one kinda hurt.

2841
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:49,800
Wow I wish I wasn't drunk.

2842
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:51,800
Tyler you got

2843
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:53,800
2200. What are the other capitals?

2844
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,800
You got state capitals, Stephen King Universe,

2845
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:57,800
Pandemics, US elections

2846
01:38:57,800 --> 01:38:59,800
and Al Jarreux bro.

2847
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:01,800
Let's do

2848
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:03,800
Stephen King.

2849
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:05,800
For 200. Name of the

2850
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:07,800
fictional main town uses a setting

2851
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,800
for multiple novels including It.

2852
01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:17,800
What is Derry?

2853
01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:19,800
What is Derry?

2854
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:21,800
Oh he was gonna say Derry.

2855
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:23,800
I was gonna say Danberry but

2856
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:25,800
then I'm like that's not right.

2857
01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:27,800
I was gonna say what is Drury.

2858
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:29,800
I pressed the button and I was like

2859
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:31,800
I hope I can come.

2860
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:33,800
I knew it was Derry but like

2861
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:35,800
I knew it was like a D and I was like is it Danberry?

2862
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:37,800
But then I'm like no that's where the trash came from.

2863
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:39,800
Sudbury.

2864
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:41,800
Because of fucking

2865
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:43,800
Derry.

2866
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:45,800
Stephen King.

2867
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:47,800
Give your balls a tug.

2868
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:49,800
This novel is named after the date

2869
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:51,800
President Kennedy was assassinated.

2870
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,800
Oh fuck what's the date?

2871
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:55,800
I know.

2872
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:57,800
Wait. I didn't mean to press it.

2873
01:39:57,800 --> 01:39:59,800
I did not

2874
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:01,800
mean to press it.

2875
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:03,800
I did not mean to press that.

2876
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:05,800
It's like something something something.

2877
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,800
11 22 63.

2878
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:09,800
I was gonna say 67.

2879
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,800
I was gonna say 64.

2880
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:13,800
I'm glad you did.

2881
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:15,800
Stephen King.

2882
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:17,800
600.

2883
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:19,800
The movie adaptation of this novel

2884
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,800
stars Kathy Bates.

2885
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:23,800
Fuck.

2886
01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:25,800
I think I know it

2887
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:27,800
but I don't want to say it.

2888
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:29,800
I don't want to answer. I don't want to risk the points.

2889
01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:31,800
We'll see.

2890
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:33,800
Is it? I think it's this one.

2891
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:35,800
Let's see.

2892
01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:37,800
How many points do I have Casey?

2893
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:39,800
2200. How many points is this question?

2894
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:41,800
Out of time.

2895
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:43,800
400.

2896
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:45,800
That was misery.

2897
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,800
Oh no I actually would have got that one.

2898
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:49,800
Nevermind.

2899
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,800
Stephen King.

2900
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,800
This 1983 novel is about a killer car

2901
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:55,800
with a mind of its own.

2902
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,800
Oh fuck.

2903
01:40:57,800 --> 01:40:59,800
Shit.

2904
01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:01,800
God damn it. It's a red car.

2905
01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:03,800
Oh it has stupid headlights.

2906
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,800
No it's black. No it's red I thought.

2907
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,800
Oh fuck.

2908
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:09,800
Oh my god. What is the name of it?

2909
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:11,800
I'm gonna kill myself.

2910
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:13,800
Oh fuck.

2911
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:15,800
I take it you're not a Stephen King expert.

2912
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:17,800
I don't know.

2913
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:19,800
Oh I can see the fucking car.

2914
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:21,800
That would be Christine.

2915
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,800
Fuck.

2916
01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:25,800
I was gonna say fucking

2917
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:27,800
the other.

2918
01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:29,800
Alright hold on.

2919
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:31,800
Maybe we should save those for a little bit

2920
01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:33,800
further.

2921
01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:35,800
What other categories we got?

2922
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:37,800
State capitals. Pandemics.

2923
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:39,800
Sure why not.

2924
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:41,800
200. This disease was spread by rats

2925
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:43,800
to humans.

2926
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:45,800
What is black death?

2927
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:47,800
Fuck.

2928
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:49,800
Fuck that.

2929
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:51,800
I pressed the two. It was just too late.

2930
01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:53,800
Otherwise known as

2931
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:55,800
the bubomic plague.

2932
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:57,800
Yeah sure it is Casey.

2933
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,800
Fucking next category.

2934
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:01,800
Tyler's pig.

2935
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,800
Pandemics. 400.

2936
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,800
This disease infected half a billion people

2937
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:07,800
from 1918 to 19...

2938
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:09,800
What is the Spanish flu?

2939
01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:11,800
God damn it.

2940
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:13,800
That's two.

2941
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,800
I thought that was me. God damn it.

2942
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,800
You gotta press the fucking button buddy.

2943
01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:19,800
I did press the button. No you didn't bro.

2944
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:21,800
Wait press it.

2945
01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:23,800
Wait hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

2946
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:25,800
I think I'm three. Hold up.

2947
01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:27,800
I pressed the button.

2948
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:29,800
Oh no his buzzer's working. That was me.

2949
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:31,800
God damn it.

2950
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:33,800
Dude I was gonna say the same thing.

2951
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:35,800
I want you to know I did not steal that from you.

2952
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:37,800
I knew that was the Spanish flu.

2953
01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:39,800
That's the second one Ali Matt.

2954
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:41,800
I was gonna say tuberculosis.

2955
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,800
I knew it was the Spanish flu too.

2956
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:45,800
I was gonna say it.

2957
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:47,800
Pandemics again. 600.

2958
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:49,800
This disease was caused by the

2959
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:51,800
variola virus.

2960
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:53,800
The variola?

2961
01:42:53,800 --> 01:42:55,800
I don't fucking know.

2962
01:42:55,800 --> 01:42:57,800
I wanna risk it but I

2963
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,800
don't feel good

2964
01:42:59,800 --> 01:43:01,800
risking it. I don't fucking know.

2965
01:43:01,800 --> 01:43:03,800
That's a weird one.

2966
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:05,800
Smallpox.

2967
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:07,800
Oh I was gonna say swine flu.

2968
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:09,800
Thank God.

2969
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:11,800
Pandemics again. Let's go.

2970
01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:13,800
800. This disease

2971
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:15,800
was caused by retrovirus.

2972
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:17,800
Oh no. This disease caused by retrovirus

2973
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,800
was first identified

2974
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:21,800
in 1981.

2975
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,800
What is HIV?

2976
01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:25,800
Oh yeah.

2977
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:27,800
Dan.

2978
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:29,800
Dan's got AIDS.

2979
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:31,800
Dan's got AIDS.

2980
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:33,800
All our listeners

2981
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:35,800
let's get hashtag Dan has AIDS

2982
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,800
going here buddy.

2983
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,800
Dan's pick.

2984
01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:41,800
Are we doing

2985
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,800
the songs one?

2986
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:45,800
What the fuck is going on?

2987
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:47,800
What are the other categories?

2988
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:49,800
State capitals, Stephen King Universe,

2989
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,800
pandemics.

2990
01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:53,800
For a thousand.

2991
01:43:53,800 --> 01:43:55,800
Infection from this disease

2992
01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:57,800
puts patients at risk for blood

2993
01:43:57,800 --> 01:43:59,800
clotting disorders.

2994
01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:01,800
Blood clotting disorder.

2995
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:03,800
Casey that's a very

2996
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,800
very vague

2997
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:07,800
question again.

2998
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:09,800
Also we have an echo.

2999
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:11,800
Hold up.

3000
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:13,800
Alright infection from this

3001
01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:15,800
disease puts patients at risk for

3002
01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,800
blood clotting disorders.

3003
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,800
So if we answer with any

3004
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,800
of them that caused that do we get

3005
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,800
the points? Because I mean there's

3006
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,800
plenty that do that. Can you give us

3007
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:27,800
a generalized year of it?

3008
01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:29,800
No. Yeah what was it?

3009
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,800
What was it? Yeah what was it discovered?

3010
01:44:31,800 --> 01:44:33,800
Like dude. That would be COVID-19.

3011
01:44:33,800 --> 01:44:35,800
Casey that

3012
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:37,800
is like the least common

3013
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:39,800
side effect of that.

3014
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:41,800
No that's such bullshit.

3015
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,800
Can we do a challenge

3016
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:45,800
flag as fucking competitors?

3017
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:47,800
I would have said tuberculosis

3018
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:49,800
because it does that. Nobody got the

3019
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:51,800
point. That's so fucking stupid.

3020
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:53,800
That's so fucking stupid. Alex fucking

3021
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:55,800
Trabex under fire. Yeah.

3022
01:44:55,800 --> 01:44:57,800
What coagulates blood?

3023
01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:59,800
Oh maybe seven thousand

3024
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,800
fucking viruses Casey.

3025
01:45:01,800 --> 01:45:03,800
The fuck do you want from me?

3026
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,800
COVID-19.

3027
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:07,800
What the fuck bro?

3028
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:09,800
Whatever keep moving on.

3029
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:11,800
Tuberculosis does.

3030
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:13,800
Tuberculosis for 200.

3031
01:45:13,800 --> 01:45:15,800
State capitals for 200. Iowa.

3032
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:17,800
That's probably my fault. Sorry.

3033
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:19,800
That was probably my fault.

3034
01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:21,800
No idea.

3035
01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:23,800
Yeah we got an echo.

3036
01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:25,800
It's my fault.

3037
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:27,800
Alright we're finally

3038
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,800
back and uh

3039
01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:31,800
so

3040
01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:33,800
who got Des Moines? No one?

3041
01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:35,800
No. Dan's pick.

3042
01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:37,800
State capitals again. 400.

3043
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:39,800
Pennsylvania.

3044
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:41,800
What is

3045
01:45:41,800 --> 01:45:43,800
this?

3046
01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:45,800
Hold on. No you can't do it until it's

3047
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:47,800
clear. What is Boston?

3048
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:49,800
What?

3049
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:51,800
Pennsylvania.

3050
01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:53,800
I'm gonna kill myself.

3051
01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:55,800
That's Massachusetts.

3052
01:45:55,800 --> 01:45:57,800
Dan.

3053
01:45:57,800 --> 01:45:59,800
What is state college?

3054
01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:01,800
Oh fuck.

3055
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:03,800
Dan how are you gonna show me

3056
01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:05,800
up like that? Tyler. What is Philadelphia?

3057
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:07,800
No bro!

3058
01:46:07,800 --> 01:46:09,800
Petsburg? Anyone else?

3059
01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:11,800
Wait, wait this is

3060
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:13,800
what state? Pennsylvania.

3061
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:15,800
Anyone else

3062
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:17,800
wanna buzz in? I don't fucking know.

3063
01:46:17,800 --> 01:46:19,800
Dude I thought it was Philly.

3064
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,800
Harrisburg. Oh my god!

3065
01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:23,800
I'm not picking this category yet.

3066
01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:25,800
Thank god we all lost equal points there.

3067
01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:27,800
Holy fuck.

3068
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:29,800
I really thought it was uh

3069
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:31,800
I thought he said

3070
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:33,800
State capitals. I thought he said Mass first.

3071
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:35,800
Steven King Universe. US elections.

3072
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:37,800
Algebra.

3073
01:46:37,800 --> 01:46:39,800
I suck.

3074
01:46:39,800 --> 01:46:41,800
Let's see if I can state capitals. It's the only one I have any kind of chance on.

3075
01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:43,800
600. Maine.

3076
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:45,800
What is Bangor?

3077
01:46:45,800 --> 01:46:47,800
No.

3078
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,800
I'm just naming

3079
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:51,800
places I know.

3080
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:53,800
Maine. Oh fuck.

3081
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:55,800
I know this.

3082
01:46:55,800 --> 01:46:57,800
I don't know if it's that or if it's another one.

3083
01:46:57,800 --> 01:46:59,800
What is Portland?

3084
01:47:01,800 --> 01:47:03,800
What?

3085
01:47:03,800 --> 01:47:05,800
Really? I thought it was Portland but

3086
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:07,800
it's not Algonquin.

3087
01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:09,800
Really?

3088
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:11,800
It's not fucking Portland.

3089
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:13,800
I'm gonna kill myself.

3090
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:15,800
It's not Bar Harbor. I don't know.

3091
01:47:15,800 --> 01:47:17,800
Augusta.

3092
01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:19,800
Dance Bank.

3093
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:21,800
State capitals.

3094
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:23,800
Man we're killing ourselves.

3095
01:47:23,800 --> 01:47:25,800
He's just gonna win by not answering.

3096
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:27,800
For 800.

3097
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,800
No double you got.

3098
01:47:29,800 --> 01:47:31,800
You can wager up to a thousand actually.

3099
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:33,800
Who's picking me?

3100
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:35,800
You got negative 200.

3101
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:37,800
I'll wager

3102
01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:39,800
200.

3103
01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:41,800
Wait so then I don't get anything?

3104
01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:43,800
No you can wager up to a thousand.

3105
01:47:43,800 --> 01:47:45,800
And you should wager at least a hundred.

3106
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:47,800
I was gonna say bro.

3107
01:47:47,800 --> 01:47:49,800
Who cares if I end in a negative?

3108
01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:51,800
I'll wager

3109
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:53,800
200.

3110
01:47:53,800 --> 01:47:55,800
200.

3111
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:57,800
Florida.

3112
01:47:57,800 --> 01:47:59,800
Bro.

3113
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:01,800
We can't do this.

3114
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:03,800
Bro come on.

3115
01:48:03,800 --> 01:48:05,800
God it's like

3116
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:07,800
which one's the fucking capital?

3117
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:09,800
This is so fucking hard.

3118
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:11,800
Jesus fuck.

3119
01:48:19,800 --> 01:48:21,800
What is

3120
01:48:21,800 --> 01:48:23,800
What the fuck do you guys know?

3121
01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,800
I think so.

3122
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:27,800
I think I do.

3123
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:29,800
I'm not even gonna guess.

3124
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:31,800
I could be wrong.

3125
01:48:31,800 --> 01:48:33,800
That would be Tallahassee.

3126
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:35,800
Nope. Would have gotten it wrong.

3127
01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:37,800
No I would have gotten it wrong.

3128
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:39,800
I was like Miami, Orlando, Fort Lauderdale,

3129
01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:41,800
Tampa, Clearwater.

3130
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:43,800
I almost said Sarasota.

3131
01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:45,800
Let's just fucking get

3132
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,800
this category. State capitals.

3133
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:49,800
Louisiana.

3134
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:51,800
Fucking Louisiana.

3135
01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:53,800
Fuck.

3136
01:48:53,800 --> 01:48:55,800
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

3137
01:48:55,800 --> 01:48:57,800
Why are they always the shittiest?

3138
01:48:57,800 --> 01:48:59,800
Shitty?

3139
01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:01,800
Shitty that nobody knows.

3140
01:49:03,800 --> 01:49:05,800
Oh fuck.

3141
01:49:05,800 --> 01:49:07,800
Fuck.

3142
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:09,800
Baton Rouge.

3143
01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:11,800
Fuck I knew that.

3144
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:13,800
Hello Samantha dear.

3145
01:49:13,800 --> 01:49:15,800
I hope you're feeling fine. It's a good song by

3146
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:17,800
God Brooks.

3147
01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:19,800
Stephen King, US elections and algebra bro.

3148
01:49:19,800 --> 01:49:21,800
Let's just do fucking

3149
01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:23,800
algebra bro.

3150
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:25,800
You had to say bro at the end or it doesn't count.

3151
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:27,800
Get this out of the fucking way.

3152
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:29,800
For 200.

3153
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:31,800
12 plus negative 2 squared.

3154
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:33,800
Oh my god.

3155
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:35,800
Fuck this game.

3156
01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:39,800
Wait are you saying negative 2

3157
01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:41,800
squared?

3158
01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:43,800
12 plus 2

3159
01:49:43,800 --> 01:49:45,800
equals x.

3160
01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:47,800
No it's 12.

3161
01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:49,800
12 plus negative 2 in parenthesis squared.

3162
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:51,800
Wait 12 plus

3163
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:53,800
x parenthesis

3164
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:55,800
negative 2 squared?

3165
01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:57,800
12 plus

3166
01:49:57,800 --> 01:49:59,800
negative 2 squared.

3167
01:49:59,800 --> 01:50:01,800
Equals x. Equals what?

3168
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:03,800
I think I

3169
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:05,800
I don't know how that works.

3170
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:07,800
I'm bad at math. I don't know how that works.

3171
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:09,800
I failed math three times. Dude I can't picture

3172
01:50:09,800 --> 01:50:11,800
the equation in front of me. It's a bullshit

3173
01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:13,800
question. That would be 16.

3174
01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:15,800
Yeah well glad I didn't

3175
01:50:15,800 --> 01:50:17,800
answer.

3176
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:19,800
Hey yo Jeopardy Maker

3177
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:21,800
or whatever the fuck West End Casey is.

3178
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:23,800
Get better.

3179
01:50:23,800 --> 01:50:25,800
The square root of 64

3180
01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:27,800
squared plus

3181
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:29,800
negative 1. Oh what the fuck is this?

3182
01:50:31,800 --> 01:50:33,800
I'm just gonna put this back.

3183
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:35,800
I'll take a shot

3184
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:37,800
to that. Brought to you by Crystal

3185
01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:39,800
Skull on Title Podcast everybody.

3186
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,800
Dan Aykroyd we love you.

3187
01:50:43,800 --> 01:50:45,800
Let's just let this go for a second.

3188
01:50:45,800 --> 01:50:47,800
Let's take this thing.

3189
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:49,800
The square root of 64

3190
01:50:49,800 --> 01:50:51,800
squared plus negative 1.

3191
01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:53,800
The square root of

3192
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:55,800
60. What is

3193
01:50:55,800 --> 01:50:57,800
hold on a second.

3194
01:50:57,800 --> 01:50:59,800
The square root of 64. Wait yeah

3195
01:50:59,800 --> 01:51:01,800
wait ask the question again.

3196
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:05,800
The square root of 64

3197
01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:07,800
squared plus negative 1.

3198
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:09,800
What is 65?

3199
01:51:09,800 --> 01:51:15,800
You said it's 165.

3200
01:51:15,800 --> 01:51:17,800
What is it?

3201
01:51:17,800 --> 01:51:19,800
No one? Okay.

3202
01:51:19,800 --> 01:51:21,800
God damn it I went the wrong way.

3203
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:23,800
Oh my god you're close bro.

3204
01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:25,800
I almost had that bro.

3205
01:51:25,800 --> 01:51:27,800
I had to run instead of taking

3206
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:29,800
you fucking at me.

3207
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:31,800
God damn it.

3208
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:33,800
Yeah let's do algebra bro.

3209
01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:35,800
Okay this one's easy.

3210
01:51:35,800 --> 01:51:37,800
5 divided by 2.

3211
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:39,800
What is 2.5?

3212
01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:41,800
Oh yeah that was easy.

3213
01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:43,800
Bro what is 2.5 bro?

3214
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,800
Yeah bro.

3215
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:47,800
We're not incorporating the bro

3216
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:49,800
into this because I will forget that.

3217
01:51:49,800 --> 01:51:51,800
Algebra.

3218
01:51:51,800 --> 01:51:53,800
Algebra.

3219
01:51:53,800 --> 01:51:55,800
Algebra.

3220
01:51:55,800 --> 01:51:57,800
For 800.

3221
01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:01,800
You can wager up to 1000.

3222
01:52:01,800 --> 01:52:03,800
Alright I'll wager

3223
01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:05,800
300.

3224
01:52:05,800 --> 01:52:07,800
I'm on margin here.

3225
01:52:07,800 --> 01:52:09,800
Alright.

3226
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:11,800
2 times 10 to the 21st

3227
01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:13,800
plus 2 times 10 to the 21st.

3228
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:15,800
What the fuck?

3229
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:17,800
Thank god it ain't me.

3230
01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:19,800
What the fuck?

3231
01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:23,800
Oh fucking hell.

3232
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:25,800
So.

3233
01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:27,800
People can just do this?

3234
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:29,800
Like there's people that

3235
01:52:29,800 --> 01:52:31,800
this is like ninth grade algebra.

3236
01:52:31,800 --> 01:52:33,800
I failed ninth grade algebra my guy.

3237
01:52:33,800 --> 01:52:37,800
Yeah bro you think you got fucking TI-84?

3238
01:52:37,800 --> 01:52:39,800
So say the question again.

3239
01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:43,800
2 times 10 to the 21st plus 2 times 10 to the 21st.

3240
01:52:43,800 --> 01:52:45,800
2 times 10 to the 21st.

3241
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:47,800
2 times 420.

3242
01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:53,800
What is 840?

3243
01:52:53,800 --> 01:52:55,800
This is like autistic goodwill hunting.

3244
01:52:55,800 --> 01:52:57,800
What is 840 bro?

3245
01:52:57,800 --> 01:52:59,800
840 bro.

3246
01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:01,800
You said 840 bro.

3247
01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:03,800
Yeah bro it's so far.

3248
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:05,800
4 times 10 to the 21st.

3249
01:53:05,800 --> 01:53:07,800
I was gonna say I had so much more.

3250
01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:09,800
And dance pick.

3251
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:11,800
What was the answer?

3252
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:13,800
What was the answer?

3253
01:53:13,800 --> 01:53:15,800
The answer was 4 times

3254
01:53:15,800 --> 01:53:17,800
10 to the 21st.

3255
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:19,800
You can't fucking do that.

3256
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:21,800
Wait so it's not the end answer?

3257
01:53:21,800 --> 01:53:23,800
What?

3258
01:53:23,800 --> 01:53:25,800
Your end answer wasn't a whole number?

3259
01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:27,800
I called those shit.

3260
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:29,800
What the fuck is this category?

3261
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:31,800
It's not that's an equation.

3262
01:53:31,800 --> 01:53:35,800
It's 4 with 4 times 10 to the 21st is a 4 with like 21 zeros.

3263
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:39,800
Yeah that would have been the correct answer.

3264
01:53:39,800 --> 01:53:43,800
Yeah also known as 4 times 10 to the 21st.

3265
01:53:43,800 --> 01:53:45,800
You should have specified that maybe we could answer.

3266
01:53:45,800 --> 01:53:47,800
Fuck you!

3267
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:51,800
You should have specified that maybe we could answer in scientific notation Casey.

3268
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:53,800
You fucking douchebag.

3269
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:55,800
I protest this whole episode.

3270
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:57,800
You fucking asshole.

3271
01:53:57,800 --> 01:53:59,800
Okay?

3272
01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:01,800
No fucking production quality here.

3273
01:54:01,800 --> 01:54:03,800
Uhh...

3274
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:05,800
Algebra.

3275
01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:07,800
What scientific notation just fucking gone now?

3276
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:09,800
What the fuck are we doing here?

3277
01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:13,800
Here we go. 9 divided by 11 times 9.

3278
01:54:13,800 --> 01:54:15,800
What the fuck?

3279
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:17,800
I don't know. You wanna know that?

3280
01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:19,800
What? I don't know.

3281
01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:21,800
Ali Mac.

3282
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:23,800
No, no I said I don't know. That was a joke.

3283
01:54:23,800 --> 01:54:25,800
You're not taking my money for that.

3284
01:54:25,800 --> 01:54:27,800
Fucking hell.

3285
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:29,800
1?

3286
01:54:29,800 --> 01:54:31,800
No. Fuck no.

3287
01:54:31,800 --> 01:54:33,800
That would be 11.

3288
01:54:33,800 --> 01:54:35,800
What?

3289
01:54:35,800 --> 01:54:37,800
9 divided by 11 times 9 is 11.

3290
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:41,800
Casey are you gonna look at me in the eye and act like you knew this?

3291
01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:43,800
I wrote the question.

3292
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:45,800
You wrote it?

3293
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:47,800
9 divided by 11 times 9.

3294
01:54:47,800 --> 01:54:51,800
That's like 12 plus 6 minus 6.

3295
01:54:51,800 --> 01:54:53,800
Yeah.

3296
01:54:53,800 --> 01:54:55,800
Dude he gets into the fucking equations.

3297
01:54:55,800 --> 01:54:57,800
I just like oh yep.

3298
01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:59,800
Goodbye.

3299
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,800
Dad you got US elections and Stephen King.

3300
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:03,800
US elections let's go.

3301
01:55:03,800 --> 01:55:05,800
200.

3302
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:09,800
This president ran unopposed in elections for both terms.

3303
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:11,800
What is FDR?

3304
01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:13,800
Nope.

3305
01:55:13,800 --> 01:55:17,800
Fuck it. Why not?

3306
01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:19,800
Who is Abraham Lincoln?

3307
01:55:19,800 --> 01:55:21,800
Nope.

3308
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:23,800
Yeah that was retarded.

3309
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,800
Who is George Washington?

3310
01:55:25,800 --> 01:55:27,800
George Washington.

3311
01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:29,800
I was just looking at it.

3312
01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:31,800
Holy shit.

3313
01:55:31,800 --> 01:55:33,800
Damn.

3314
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:35,800
Back in the game Ali Mac pulls himself out.

3315
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:37,800
Damn.

3316
01:55:37,800 --> 01:55:39,800
Fuck.

3317
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:41,800
US elections.

3318
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:43,800
For 400.

3319
01:55:43,800 --> 01:55:47,800
This president was elected to a nonconsecutive second term in 1892.

3320
01:55:47,800 --> 01:55:49,800
Oh fuck who was that?

3321
01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:51,800
Oh.

3322
01:55:51,800 --> 01:55:53,800
I think he was one of the only ones to do it.

3323
01:55:53,800 --> 01:55:55,800
Oh fuck what was his name?

3324
01:55:55,800 --> 01:55:57,800
It's not 1892.

3325
01:55:57,800 --> 01:55:59,800
What was it?

3326
01:55:59,800 --> 01:56:01,800
1892.

3327
01:56:01,800 --> 01:56:03,800
1892?

3328
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:05,800
Yeah.

3329
01:56:05,800 --> 01:56:07,800
Who is George H.W. Bush?

3330
01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:09,800
What are you fucking talking about?

3331
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:11,800
Are you out of your mind?

3332
01:56:11,800 --> 01:56:13,800
1892.

3333
01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:15,800
Not 19.

3334
01:56:15,800 --> 01:56:17,800
19 bro.

3335
01:56:17,800 --> 01:56:19,800
You said 1892.

3336
01:56:19,800 --> 01:56:21,800
Did I really say 18?

3337
01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:23,800
Alright guys.

3338
01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:25,800
For all the Ali Mac fans out there.

3339
01:56:25,800 --> 01:56:27,800
I'm hanging up the fucking buzzer for the rest of the show.

3340
01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:29,800
For you guys.

3341
01:56:29,800 --> 01:56:31,800
River Cleveland.

3342
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:33,800
I didn't really just say 18.

3343
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:35,800
US elections.

3344
01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:37,800
600.

3345
01:56:37,800 --> 01:56:39,800
Fuck really blew that one. Screwed the pooch on that asshole.

3346
01:56:39,800 --> 01:56:41,800
This president.

3347
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:45,800
This president beat out both William Howard Taft and Teddy Roosevelt in the election of 1912.

3348
01:56:45,800 --> 01:56:47,800
Oh fuck.

3349
01:56:47,800 --> 01:56:49,800
We were just talking about this.

3350
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:51,800
1912?

3351
01:56:51,800 --> 01:56:53,800
Yup.

3352
01:56:53,800 --> 01:56:55,800
It was Taft's term after Teddy fucking.

3353
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:57,800
Oh fuck.

3354
01:56:57,800 --> 01:56:59,800
I know this election.

3355
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:01,800
Yeah I don't know it.

3356
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:03,800
I think it's Harrison.

3357
01:57:03,800 --> 01:57:05,800
Is it Harrison?

3358
01:57:05,800 --> 01:57:07,800
It's Woodrow Wilson.

3359
01:57:07,800 --> 01:57:09,800
Nope.

3360
01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:11,800
And Dan Spick.

3361
01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:13,800
US elections.

3362
01:57:13,800 --> 01:57:15,800
This president beat Walter Mondale.

3363
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:17,800
525 to 13 in the electoral votes.

3364
01:57:17,800 --> 01:57:19,800
To win re-election.

3365
01:57:19,800 --> 01:57:21,800
Everybody knows what that is.

3366
01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:23,800
What is Ronald Reagan?

3367
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:25,800
Oh yeah.

3368
01:57:25,800 --> 01:57:27,800
God damn it.

3369
01:57:27,800 --> 01:57:29,800
If it's like Reagan and Houston.

3370
01:57:29,800 --> 01:57:31,800
Why aren't you buzzing Dan?

3371
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:33,800
Tyler Fink.

3372
01:57:33,800 --> 01:57:35,800
Fucking hell man.

3373
01:57:35,800 --> 01:57:37,800
I'm here in the negatives I'm sure.

3374
01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:39,800
I gotta be in the negatives by now.

3375
01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:41,800
Casey how much money do I have?

3376
01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:43,800
How much money do I have?

3377
01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:45,800
You got negative 600.

3378
01:57:45,800 --> 01:57:47,800
What do I got left?

3379
01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:49,800
You got US elections or Stephen King?

3380
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:51,800
I'm not Stephen King. Fucking.

3381
01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:53,800
For a thousand.

3382
01:57:53,800 --> 01:57:55,800
Sequel to The Shining.

3383
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:57,800
What is Dr. Sleep?

3384
01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:59,800
I didn't know.

3385
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:01,800
And finally for a thousand.

3386
01:58:01,800 --> 01:58:03,800
US elections.

3387
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:07,800
And you got 3600.

3388
01:58:07,800 --> 01:58:09,800
What are the scores?

3389
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:11,800
Dan's got negative 300.

3390
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:13,800
Alibax got negative 600.

3391
01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:17,800
I'll do 600.

3392
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:19,800
What are we doing?

3393
01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:21,800
Why do we guess?

3394
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:23,800
Why are we guessing?

3395
01:58:23,800 --> 01:58:25,800
Alright John Kerry lost to George

3396
01:58:25,800 --> 01:58:27,800
W. Bush

3397
01:58:27,800 --> 01:58:29,800
in this year's election.

3398
01:58:29,800 --> 01:58:31,800
John Kerry lost to H.W.?

3399
01:58:31,800 --> 01:58:33,800
No John Kerry lost to George W. Bush

3400
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:35,800
in this year's election.

3401
01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:37,800
What is 2004?

3402
01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:39,800
Oh yeah.

3403
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:41,800
God damn it.

3404
01:58:41,800 --> 01:58:43,800
You got 600 points for that.

3405
01:58:43,800 --> 01:58:45,800
No.

3406
01:58:45,800 --> 01:58:47,800
Alright.

3407
01:58:47,800 --> 01:58:49,800
Go to Final Jeopardy.

3408
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:51,800
Tyler's got 4200. Dan's got

3409
01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:53,800
negative 300. Alibax got

3410
01:58:53,800 --> 01:58:55,800
negative 600.

3411
01:58:55,800 --> 01:58:57,800
All I can do is push myself further in the negatives.

3412
01:58:57,800 --> 01:58:59,800
You guys want to use your bonus?

3413
01:58:59,800 --> 01:59:01,800
What's the bonus?

3414
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:03,800
The extra 2000.

3415
01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:05,800
No. I'll wait.

3416
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:07,800
Yeah.

3417
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:09,800
I'd rather fucking perform Sapuku

3418
01:59:09,800 --> 01:59:11,800
than do that.

3419
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,800
Yeah Casey.

3420
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:15,800
My wager will be negative

3421
01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:17,800
700 dollars.

3422
01:59:17,800 --> 01:59:19,800
You fucking douchebag.

3423
01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:23,800
So if I win I go

3424
01:59:23,800 --> 01:59:25,800
further into the negative you fucking

3425
01:59:25,800 --> 01:59:27,800
asshole. Algebra?

3426
01:59:27,800 --> 01:59:29,800
Algebra is a fucking

3427
01:59:29,800 --> 01:59:31,800
category? Are you

3428
01:59:31,800 --> 01:59:33,800
fucking kidding me?

3429
01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:35,800
I show up here drunk

3430
01:59:35,800 --> 01:59:37,800
and you say algebra is a fucking

3431
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:39,800
category?

3432
01:59:47,800 --> 01:59:49,800
Hey Casey. How about you

3433
01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:51,800
write this one for the bucks. I wager all

3434
01:59:51,800 --> 01:59:53,800
my negative money for the

3435
01:59:53,800 --> 01:59:55,800
fucking shit here

3436
01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:57,800
okay? So if I win

3437
01:59:57,800 --> 01:59:59,800
I go further into the negative. How about

3438
01:59:59,800 --> 02:00:01,800
that? You know algebra Casey?

3439
02:00:01,800 --> 02:00:03,800
You know algebra because if I say

3440
02:00:03,800 --> 02:00:05,800
I wager anything I go

3441
02:00:05,800 --> 02:00:07,800
further back.

3442
02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:09,800
Alright I ain't going forward.

3443
02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:11,800
You already won.

3444
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:13,800
Alright just put us out of our

3445
02:00:13,800 --> 02:00:15,800
fucking misery.

3446
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:17,800
Let's see if Tyler knows this. So final

3447
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:19,800
jeopardy. Fucking hell.

3448
02:00:19,800 --> 02:00:21,800
I fucking hate it here.

3449
02:00:21,800 --> 02:00:23,800
Fuck this fucking podcast.

3450
02:00:23,800 --> 02:00:25,800
The Wright brothers made the first

3451
02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:27,800
successful flight of a

3452
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:29,800
powered aircraft on December

3453
02:00:29,800 --> 02:00:31,800
17th 1903 in this US

3454
02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:33,800
town.

3455
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:35,800
No you gotta type it in bro.

3456
02:00:35,800 --> 02:00:37,800
Oh no I know what it is I was just gonna say it.

3457
02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,800
You gotta type it in bro.

3458
02:00:39,800 --> 02:00:41,800
Hey Casey you can lock this in.

3459
02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:43,800
What is I don't fucking know?

3460
02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:45,800
Ah fuck.

3461
02:00:45,800 --> 02:00:47,800
If it was the state I would have noted.

3462
02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:49,800
Okay it's on their fucking license plate.

3463
02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:53,800
What is set the tone?

3464
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:55,800
Casey's basement.

3465
02:00:55,800 --> 02:00:57,800
That's the name of the fucking street in the house.

3466
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:03,800
Dan he's got it right.

3467
02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:05,800
He wins negative three hundred dollars.

3468
02:01:05,800 --> 02:01:07,800
Oh right.

3469
02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:09,800
Hey buddy.

3470
02:01:09,800 --> 02:01:11,800
What did Dan say?

3471
02:01:11,800 --> 02:01:13,800
Wait do I push myself back to

3472
02:01:13,800 --> 02:01:15,800
zero by answering it correctly?

3473
02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:17,800
Tyler you lost four to twenty dollars.

3474
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:19,800
He's not wrong.

3475
02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:21,800
He's not wrong though.

3476
02:01:21,800 --> 02:01:23,800
He's on a fucking beach.

3477
02:01:23,800 --> 02:01:25,800
He's on a fucking beach.

3478
02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:27,800
You said

3479
02:01:27,800 --> 02:01:29,800
the answer was Kitty Hawk North Carolina.

3480
02:01:29,800 --> 02:01:31,800
Tyler wins

3481
02:01:31,800 --> 02:01:33,800
with thirty eight

3482
02:01:33,800 --> 02:01:35,800
twenty.

3483
02:01:35,800 --> 02:01:37,800
Dan you know fingers.

3484
02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:39,800
We could have won

3485
02:01:39,800 --> 02:01:41,800
if we just don't guess.

3486
02:01:41,800 --> 02:01:43,800
I don't think we could have won.

3487
02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:45,800
I still don't think the math is there bro.

3488
02:01:45,800 --> 02:01:47,800
Twelve times.

3489
02:01:47,800 --> 02:01:49,800
Tyler wins.

3490
02:01:49,800 --> 02:01:51,800
If we just don't guess.

3491
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:53,800
Tyler wins.

3492
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:55,800
From here on out we're only going to say it if we know what it is.

3493
02:01:55,800 --> 02:01:57,800
Tyler wins.

3494
02:01:57,800 --> 02:01:59,800
Number twelve.

3495
02:01:59,800 --> 02:02:01,800
We'll be back in next week

3496
02:02:01,800 --> 02:02:03,800
with mere Dan hopefully wins.

3497
02:02:03,800 --> 02:02:05,800
Fuck this fucking segment.

3498
02:02:05,800 --> 02:02:07,800
I have twelve times the amount of victories

3499
02:02:07,800 --> 02:02:09,800
as Mr.

3500
02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:11,800
Uno over here.

3501
02:02:11,800 --> 02:02:13,800
How many do you have Dan? Four?

3502
02:02:13,800 --> 02:02:15,800
Four. I have three times the amount of victories.

3503
02:02:15,800 --> 02:02:17,800
I like asking the questions.

3504
02:02:17,800 --> 02:02:19,800
It makes me feel powerful.

3505
02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:21,800
I don't like to ask the questions.

3506
02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:23,800
I want to get the powers of

3507
02:02:23,800 --> 02:02:25,800
number one.

3508
02:02:25,800 --> 02:02:27,800
Some can argue that we have an equal

3509
02:02:27,800 --> 02:02:29,800
amount of wins.

3510
02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:31,800
Depending on one's

3511
02:02:31,800 --> 02:02:33,800
mathematic rules.

3512
02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:35,800
No I'm not.

3513
02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:37,800
I can come up with questions on a fly.

3514
02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:39,800
No I'm not bro.

3515
02:02:39,800 --> 02:02:41,800
You put twelve just hanging

3516
02:02:41,800 --> 02:02:43,800
around there with one in

3517
02:02:43,800 --> 02:02:45,800
mathematic equations. We're equal bro.

3518
02:02:45,800 --> 02:02:47,800
That's all I'm saying.

3519
02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:49,800
Yeah.

3520
02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:51,800
Shut the fucking music off.

3521
02:02:51,800 --> 02:02:53,800
I fucking hate this Casey.

3522
02:02:53,800 --> 02:02:55,800
I'll fucking

3523
02:02:55,800 --> 02:02:57,800
make a board.

3524
02:02:57,800 --> 02:02:59,800
I'll make a board next week.

3525
02:02:59,800 --> 02:03:01,800
Ali Mac won't be a drunk fuck.

3526
02:03:01,800 --> 02:03:03,800
And he'll ask questions.

3527
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:05,800
How about that?

3528
02:03:05,800 --> 02:03:07,800
This region of India

3529
02:03:07,800 --> 02:03:09,800
is also the name of a

3530
02:03:09,800 --> 02:03:11,800
tiger. What is Pakistan?

3531
02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:13,800
Oh Casey got it.

3532
02:03:13,800 --> 02:03:15,800
What is Pakistan?

3533
02:03:15,800 --> 02:03:17,800
What is Bengal Tiger?

3534
02:03:17,800 --> 02:03:19,800
What is Pakistan?

3535
02:03:19,800 --> 02:03:21,800
Like the Bay of Bengal.

3536
02:03:21,800 --> 02:03:23,800
I asked a question about the bodies of water.

3537
02:03:23,800 --> 02:03:25,800
Did you?

3538
02:03:25,800 --> 02:03:27,800
Oh shit. Yeah it must be real easy

3539
02:03:27,800 --> 02:03:29,800
when he had the fucking answer key in front of you buddy.

3540
02:03:31,800 --> 02:03:33,800
No Everest is in this country.

3541
02:03:33,800 --> 02:03:35,800
What is Nepal?

3542
02:03:35,800 --> 02:03:37,800
Oh my god. I knew that. I did know that.

3543
02:03:37,800 --> 02:03:39,800
I asked that question too actually.

3544
02:03:39,800 --> 02:03:41,800
I did know that actually.

3545
02:03:41,800 --> 02:03:43,800
It was Nepal.

3546
02:03:43,800 --> 02:03:45,800
It's Nepal.

3547
02:03:45,800 --> 02:03:47,800
But fuck my god.

3548
02:03:47,800 --> 02:03:49,800
Yeah.

3549
02:03:49,800 --> 02:03:51,800
Pronunciation.

3550
02:03:53,800 --> 02:03:55,800
This uh.

3551
02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:57,800
I'm looking at a map.

3552
02:03:57,800 --> 02:03:59,800
And I'm just coming up with questions.

3553
02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:01,800
This

3554
02:04:01,800 --> 02:04:03,800
country shares a border

3555
02:04:03,800 --> 02:04:05,800
with Egypt.

3556
02:04:05,800 --> 02:04:07,800
Southern border.

3557
02:04:07,800 --> 02:04:09,800
Egypt's southern border.

3558
02:04:09,800 --> 02:04:11,800
What is South Africa?

3559
02:04:11,800 --> 02:04:13,800
What is Syria?

3560
02:04:13,800 --> 02:04:15,800
No it's not Syria.

3561
02:04:15,800 --> 02:04:17,800
What is Kazakhstan?

3562
02:04:17,800 --> 02:04:19,800
What is uh fucking.

3563
02:04:19,800 --> 02:04:21,800
What's below Egypt?

3564
02:04:21,800 --> 02:04:23,800
Czech Republic. What is Russia?

3565
02:04:23,800 --> 02:04:25,800
Libya?

3566
02:04:25,800 --> 02:04:27,800
Might be Libya actually.

3567
02:04:27,800 --> 02:04:29,800
No it's not Libya.

3568
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:31,800
It's fucking um. Oh fuck.

3569
02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:33,800
Mali.

3570
02:04:33,800 --> 02:04:35,800
That would be Sudan. What is Kenya?

3571
02:04:35,800 --> 02:04:37,800
Fuck.

3572
02:04:37,800 --> 02:04:39,800
Fuck.

3573
02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:41,800
Let's see.

3574
02:04:41,800 --> 02:04:43,800
Let's see.

3575
02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:45,800
Um.

3576
02:04:45,800 --> 02:04:47,800
Stand by.

3577
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:49,800
What was the question?

3578
02:04:49,800 --> 02:04:51,800
He wasn't paying

3579
02:04:51,800 --> 02:04:53,800
attention. He doesn't care.

3580
02:04:53,800 --> 02:04:55,800
He's like I already won.

3581
02:04:55,800 --> 02:04:57,800
What's the question?

3582
02:04:57,800 --> 02:04:59,800
Uh. Let's see.

3583
02:04:59,800 --> 02:05:01,800
Alright.

3584
02:05:01,800 --> 02:05:03,800
This.

3585
02:05:03,800 --> 02:05:05,800
I don't know if I like that one.

3586
02:05:05,800 --> 02:05:07,800
Oh here we go.

3587
02:05:07,800 --> 02:05:09,800
Oh here we go.

3588
02:05:09,800 --> 02:05:11,800
This country

3589
02:05:11,800 --> 02:05:13,800
sits in between Algeria,

3590
02:05:13,800 --> 02:05:15,800
Libya, and Malta.

3591
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:17,800
What is Nigeria?

3592
02:05:17,800 --> 02:05:19,800
What is Chad?

3593
02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,800
I've never been

3594
02:05:21,800 --> 02:05:23,800
heard of this country.

3595
02:05:23,800 --> 02:05:25,800
Wait.

3596
02:05:25,800 --> 02:05:27,800
Algeria? What is Algeria?

3597
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:29,800
What did you say?

3598
02:05:29,800 --> 02:05:31,800
What is Saratoga?

3599
02:05:31,800 --> 02:05:33,800
It's in between Algeria, Libya,

3600
02:05:33,800 --> 02:05:35,800
and Malta.

3601
02:05:35,800 --> 02:05:37,800
It sits in between all of them.

3602
02:05:37,800 --> 02:05:39,800
He said what is Saratoga?

3603
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:41,800
Malta's in Europe isn't it?

3604
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:43,800
It is.

3605
02:05:43,800 --> 02:05:45,800
What is Malta? Still water EMS.

3606
02:05:45,800 --> 02:05:47,800
What is Saratoga?

3607
02:05:47,800 --> 02:05:49,800
Fire department.

3608
02:05:49,800 --> 02:05:51,800
I don't know.

3609
02:05:51,800 --> 02:05:53,800
That would be Tunisia.

3610
02:05:53,800 --> 02:05:55,800
Oh yeah.

3611
02:05:55,800 --> 02:05:57,800
Yeah. Sure it is.

3612
02:05:57,800 --> 02:05:59,800
Yeah.

3613
02:05:59,800 --> 02:06:01,800
Alright.

3614
02:06:01,800 --> 02:06:03,800
Yeah Casey. When he asked the questions

3615
02:06:03,800 --> 02:06:05,800
I'm just going to say based on the two weeks

3616
02:06:05,800 --> 02:06:07,800
I've been here. You haven't been too hot.

3617
02:06:07,800 --> 02:06:09,800
Of the

3618
02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:11,800
two categories that Dan

3619
02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:13,800
has given you. He's asking hard questions.

3620
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:15,800
Yeah. Yeah that's what I think

3621
02:06:15,800 --> 02:06:17,800
every fucking episode buddy.

3622
02:06:17,800 --> 02:06:19,800
I can't wait until you're on the receiving end

3623
02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:21,800
brother. I can't wait.

3624
02:06:21,800 --> 02:06:23,800
How did you set these up Ali man?

3625
02:06:23,800 --> 02:06:25,800
How did you do this bro?

3626
02:06:25,800 --> 02:06:27,800
I'll fucking win $12,000 motherfucker.

3627
02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:29,800
Yeah sure you will.

3628
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:31,800
I think as much as I don't want

3629
02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:33,800
it to be true I think Tyler's going to beat you.

3630
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:35,800
No. I hope I'm wrong.

3631
02:06:35,800 --> 02:06:37,800
Not a chance. Cause fuck Tyler

3632
02:06:37,800 --> 02:06:39,800
winning. Not a chance.

3633
02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:41,800
But I think he's going to beat you.

3634
02:06:41,800 --> 02:06:43,800
Not a chance. I'll be honest.

3635
02:06:43,800 --> 02:06:45,800
Cape Town is in what

3636
02:06:45,800 --> 02:06:47,800
African region? South Africa.

3637
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:49,800
Oh Casey got it.

3638
02:06:49,800 --> 02:06:51,800
You can't do

3639
02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:53,800
geological questions bro.

3640
02:06:53,800 --> 02:06:55,800
Geography. Bro how many

3641
02:06:55,800 --> 02:06:57,800
fucking South Africa questions

3642
02:06:57,800 --> 02:06:59,800
we ask in here? How many Africa

3643
02:06:59,800 --> 02:07:01,800
questions? That was the only one.

3644
02:07:01,800 --> 02:07:03,800
Fine dude. But it's all European. Fine.

3645
02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:05,800
I'm being a deck you're right.

3646
02:07:09,800 --> 02:07:11,800
What is the capital of Peru?

3647
02:07:11,800 --> 02:07:13,800
What is Lima?

3648
02:07:13,800 --> 02:07:15,800
Oh shit.

3649
02:07:15,800 --> 02:07:17,800
I didn't back out it.

3650
02:07:17,800 --> 02:07:19,800
What's up bro?

3651
02:07:19,800 --> 02:07:21,800
I know Montevideo

3652
02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:23,800
is the capital of Uruguay too. What you want

3653
02:07:23,800 --> 02:07:25,800
baby?

3654
02:07:25,800 --> 02:07:27,800
Montevideo.

3655
02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:29,800
Montevideo.

3656
02:07:29,800 --> 02:07:31,800
Montevideo. What is that?

3657
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:33,800
No not fedeo.

3658
02:07:33,800 --> 02:07:35,800
Montevideo.

3659
02:07:35,800 --> 02:07:37,800
Montevideo.

3660
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:39,800
Montevideo. Penis enlarger.

3661
02:07:39,800 --> 02:07:41,800
Video. Penis enhancement.

3662
02:07:41,800 --> 02:07:43,800
Do you like having your penis enhanced?

3663
02:07:43,800 --> 02:07:45,800
Like penis enhancement.

3664
02:07:51,800 --> 02:07:53,800
I knew you were going to be here.

3665
02:07:53,800 --> 02:07:55,800
Na na na na na na na

3666
02:07:55,800 --> 02:07:57,800
Bro if I knew you were going to be here

3667
02:07:57,800 --> 02:07:59,800
I would have worn my fucking Paneran jersey.

3668
02:08:03,800 --> 02:08:05,800
Micah Rizzigotti!

3669
02:08:07,800 --> 02:08:09,800
Alright so we're going to wear our

3670
02:08:09,800 --> 02:08:11,800
hockey jerseys next week.

3671
02:08:11,800 --> 02:08:13,800
Dude I actually got a Wayne Gretzky

3672
02:08:13,800 --> 02:08:15,800
Rangers jersey coming in.

3673
02:08:15,800 --> 02:08:17,800
Wear it? I've

3674
02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:19,800
I've worn both my

3675
02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:21,800
I've worn both my

3676
02:08:21,800 --> 02:08:23,800
McDonald's and my

3677
02:08:23,800 --> 02:08:25,800
Michael

3678
02:08:25,800 --> 02:08:27,800
and my O'Callaghan.

3679
02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:29,800
So I will wear

3680
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:31,800
my Rasmus

3681
02:08:31,800 --> 02:08:33,800
Dahlins.

3682
02:08:33,800 --> 02:08:35,800
I'll wear my Gretzky 1997

3683
02:08:35,800 --> 02:08:37,800
season

3684
02:08:37,800 --> 02:08:39,800
fucking Rangers jersey.

3685
02:08:39,800 --> 02:08:41,800
The one with the fucking cool

3686
02:08:41,800 --> 02:08:43,800
one with the Statue of Liberty logo.

3687
02:08:43,800 --> 02:08:45,800
I do like that jersey. That's one of my favorite ones.

3688
02:08:45,800 --> 02:08:47,800
Cipro is what type

3689
02:08:47,800 --> 02:08:49,800
of drunk?

3690
02:08:49,800 --> 02:08:51,800
Oh shit!

3691
02:08:51,800 --> 02:08:53,800
Dan your questions suck.

3692
02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:55,800
I'm going to throw you out.

3693
02:08:55,800 --> 02:08:57,800
I could have got

3694
02:08:57,800 --> 02:08:59,800
that one too shit.

3695
02:08:59,800 --> 02:09:01,800
You didn't get it though. I know I did.

3696
02:09:01,800 --> 02:09:03,800
No you're right.

3697
02:09:03,800 --> 02:09:05,800
Dan you're dead ass right.

3698
02:09:05,800 --> 02:09:07,800
I did not get that question bro.

3699
02:09:07,800 --> 02:09:09,800
You could have but you didn't.

3700
02:09:09,800 --> 02:09:11,800
Yeah you're right. I just, I could have.

3701
02:09:11,800 --> 02:09:13,800
I did not get that question.

3702
02:09:13,800 --> 02:09:15,800
Yeah we're stretching this.

3703
02:09:15,800 --> 02:09:17,800
I think I almost just broke my wrist bro.

3704
02:09:17,800 --> 02:09:19,800
Nobody gives a fuck about what we're doing here.

3705
02:09:19,800 --> 02:09:21,800
Send us an email.

3706
02:09:21,800 --> 02:09:23,800
Show us your fucking penis.

3707
02:09:23,800 --> 02:09:25,800
Give Ali Mac the will to live again.

3708
02:09:25,800 --> 02:09:27,800
Because he lost it.

3709
02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:29,800
And for the love of God be kind to yourself.

3710
02:09:29,800 --> 02:09:31,800
Hand each other. We out.

3711
02:09:31,800 --> 02:09:33,800
Fuck off!

3712
02:09:33,800 --> 02:09:35,800
For all we know

3713
02:09:35,800 --> 02:09:37,800
robots have souls.

3714
02:09:37,800 --> 02:09:39,800
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3715
02:09:39,800 --> 02:09:41,800
How do you know?

3716
02:09:41,800 --> 02:09:43,800
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3717
02:09:45,800 --> 02:09:47,800
You think we were the first

3718
02:09:47,800 --> 02:09:49,800
ones to inhabit this planet?

3719
02:09:49,800 --> 02:09:51,800
Fuck no.

3720
02:09:51,800 --> 02:09:53,800
No, no we are

3721
02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:55,800
jumping down this fucking

3722
02:09:55,800 --> 02:09:57,800
rabbit hole. Yes we are.

3723
02:09:57,800 --> 02:09:59,800
There's people out there with some really dumb

3724
02:09:59,800 --> 02:10:01,800
thoughts.

3725
02:10:01,800 --> 02:10:03,800
Extended episodes.

3726
02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:05,800
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?

3727
02:10:05,800 --> 02:10:07,800
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3728
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:09,800
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3729
02:10:09,800 --> 02:10:11,800
They're killing

3730
02:10:11,800 --> 02:10:13,800
all the already born babies

3731
02:10:13,800 --> 02:10:15,800
and selling them to the Chinese.

3732
02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:17,800
Where do aliens exist?

3733
02:10:17,800 --> 02:10:19,800
Somewhere in China.

3734
02:10:19,800 --> 02:10:21,800
In some base.

3735
02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:23,800
There are super soldiers that are

3736
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:25,800
at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

3737
02:10:25,800 --> 02:10:27,800
Anthropocastatron.

3738
02:10:27,800 --> 02:10:29,800
They have dreaded super soldiers.

3739
02:10:29,800 --> 02:10:31,800
Then they are extraterrestrials.

3740
02:10:31,800 --> 02:10:33,800
They are aliens.

3741
02:10:33,800 --> 02:10:35,800
I do not agonize

3742
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:37,800
with aliens.

3743
02:10:37,800 --> 02:10:47,800
I do not agonize with aliens.

3744
02:10:47,800 --> 02:10:49,800
We gotta go to the fucking moon because

3745
02:10:49,800 --> 02:10:51,800
JFK got

3746
02:10:51,800 --> 02:10:53,800
assassinated by the fucking government.

3747
02:10:53,800 --> 02:10:55,800
He got killed by the CIA.

3748
02:10:55,800 --> 02:10:57,800
JFK was

3749
02:10:57,800 --> 02:10:59,800
killed by the government.

3750
02:10:59,800 --> 02:11:01,800
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse

3751
02:11:01,800 --> 02:11:03,800
feel them die of this

3752
02:11:03,800 --> 02:11:05,800
virus. You feel bump bump bump

3753
02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:07,800
BEEEEEEP! Nothing.

3754
02:11:07,800 --> 02:11:09,800
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.

3755
02:11:09,800 --> 02:11:11,800
I think that the government has

3756
02:11:11,800 --> 02:11:13,800
taken it to the next level

3757
02:11:13,800 --> 02:11:15,800
with the birds.

3758
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:19,800
They know what birds are going to

3759
02:11:19,800 --> 02:11:21,800
cross paths with you.

3760
02:11:21,800 --> 02:11:23,800
That you are going to be able to raise and they are going to

3761
02:11:23,800 --> 02:11:25,800
make them so fucking real. They're going to

3762
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:27,800
sink money into them. Cause they know

3763
02:11:27,800 --> 02:11:29,800
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

3764
02:11:29,800 --> 02:11:31,800
they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.

3765
02:11:31,800 --> 02:11:33,800
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts

3766
02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:35,800
no surgery, but let me tell you their technology

3767
02:11:35,800 --> 02:11:37,800
is absolutely vile.

3768
02:11:37,800 --> 02:11:39,800
Which by the way, big brother

3769
02:11:39,800 --> 02:11:41,800
is the overlord.

3770
02:11:43,800 --> 02:11:45,800
We're only living in the third dimension!

3771
02:11:45,800 --> 02:12:07,800
HOOOOOO!

3772
02:12:15,800 --> 02:12:21,800
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

3773
02:12:21,800 --> 02:12:23,800
Okay? I'm not fucking lying.

3774
02:12:23,800 --> 02:12:25,800
It's fucking real. Okay?

3775
02:12:25,800 --> 02:12:27,800
Look it up. Look it up.

3776
02:12:27,800 --> 02:12:29,800
He says that he was doing this shit.

3777
02:12:29,800 --> 02:12:31,800
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis

3778
02:12:31,800 --> 02:12:33,800
during the Holm.

3779
02:12:33,800 --> 02:12:35,800
He says that he was doing it just to survive.

3780
02:12:35,800 --> 02:12:37,800
But he fucking loved it.

3781
02:12:37,800 --> 02:12:39,800
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

3782
02:12:39,800 --> 02:12:41,800
George Soros is the fucking devil!

3783
02:12:41,800 --> 02:12:43,800
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.

3784
02:12:43,800 --> 02:12:45,800
George Soros is fucking evil.

3785
02:12:45,800 --> 02:12:47,800
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.

3786
02:12:47,800 --> 02:12:49,800
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

3787
02:12:49,800 --> 02:12:51,800
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3788
02:12:51,800 --> 02:12:53,800
Everybody's like,

3789
02:12:53,800 --> 02:12:55,800
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

3790
02:12:55,800 --> 02:12:57,800
Fuck Trump, right?

3791
02:12:57,800 --> 02:12:59,800
He's not the actual fucking leader.

3792
02:12:59,800 --> 02:13:01,800
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates,

3793
02:13:01,800 --> 02:13:03,800
it's fucking Elon Musk,

3794
02:13:03,800 --> 02:13:05,800
it's everyone out there.

3795
02:13:05,800 --> 02:13:07,800
Everybody's like,

3796
02:13:07,800 --> 02:13:09,800
uh, everybody,

3797
02:13:09,800 --> 02:13:11,800
you're saying Elon Musk is so cool,

3798
02:13:11,800 --> 02:13:13,800
he made like a place for the people.

3799
02:13:13,800 --> 02:13:15,800
The actual government is trying,

3800
02:13:15,800 --> 02:13:17,800
the actual government, which is George Soros

3801
02:13:17,800 --> 02:13:19,800
and all the fucking Nazis,

3802
02:13:19,800 --> 02:13:21,800
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking the Holm.

3803
02:13:21,800 --> 02:13:23,800
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking bill.

3804
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The paid fucking off by the bill.