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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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What episode is this? Episode 60. 60?

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Welcome back. I'm back. Tyler's back. We're here with Dan Tyler. We've got special guest Jeff today.

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Good to be here guys. Special guest.

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Jeff, why don't you introduce yourself?

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Alright, well I'm Jeff. Originally born in Peru, South America.

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Moved here when I was 10 years old.

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Lived in the upstate area.

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Always question my parents, why are we in the upstate area?

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Why does anybody come here?

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I don't know. Usually it's, you have family right?

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And I'm an electrical engineer.

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I work for a pharmaceutical company.

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Been there for 9 years.

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Yeah.

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Friend of Dan.

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Friend of Dan, that's right.

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Got a lot of stories. Good friend.

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And also a fan of the podcast. I've heard you listen to every episode.

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Which is awesome. What's your favorite segment?

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Probably the one about the 9 foot Chinese people.

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The Chinese Super Soldiers?

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Yeah, yeah that one.

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The Super Soldiers.

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I'm glad you didn't say Astrophysics with Ali Mack.

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We love that.

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I fast forwarded it.

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You fast forwarded it?

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Tyler, you got engaged.

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I did.

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You went on a cruise.

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I did. I got engaged.

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I went to different countries for the first time in my entire life.

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Where did you go?

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That was cool.

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I went to Cozumel in Mexico.

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I went to the Cayman Islands.

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I went to foul mouth Jamaica.

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And then I went to like a Disney owned Bahama Island.

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How many of those places have you been to?

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I was in Cozumel over Christmas breaks.

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Cozumel was cool.

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You were like just there.

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Jeff travels a lot because his schedule.

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Well, your wife is a teacher.

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Yep, so she has three months off.

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And we try to like...

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Oh, my fiance is a teacher too.

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Oh, is she?

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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Yeah, that's a good schedule.

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Yeah, so it was nice.

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I enjoyed it.

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It was the first time I ever seen like tropical shit in my entire life.

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That was cool.

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Like the water being like a different color than fucking black or brown was really cool.

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I saw like the literal crystal clear waters where I could see the bottom of it.

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And when I was like swimming, I'm like, I shouldn't be able to see the bottom right now type shit.

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Mexico was cool.

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I went to see the Mayan ruins in Cozumel.

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That was cool.

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The actual like city of Cozumel was nice.

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I just felt bad for the people.

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Like it was like, you know, when I was going through it, I'm like...

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And like the thing was like the entire like financial like basis of this entire island, like off of Mexico, is only tourism.

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So literally they get all their money from tourism, which I'm like, that sucks in like the off seasons.

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Like that would really suck.

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Did you go to any Caribbean islands?

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Yeah, I went to...

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Fuck, Castaway Key is like a Bahama island.

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And then I went to the Cayman Islands, which is technically Caribbean.

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Did you go to Little St. James Island?

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I went to Jamaica. I did.

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I went to Fowlmouth though.

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That's what is...

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Epstein's Island is in what?

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It's in the Caribbean.

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I'm not on the flight list if anybody's wondering.

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It sounds like South America.

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Oh, by the way, Stephen Hawking is on the flight list.

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I don't care what Ali Max says.

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He's a pedophile in my book.

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Well, so yeah, this is what we were talking about last time we were here that Epstein's list came out and Stephen Hawking...

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Ali Max was saying that Stephen Hawking wasn't on the list and Epstein was trying to like pay people to take him off, to like clear his name before it got published.

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That sounds real shady to me.

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Well, I think anybody on the list should be...

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If you're paying people to...

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If you trust the Epstein fucking lawyers and people, I don't think you're right in that area.

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I'm looking where Ali Max would be because I'm expecting him to be like, no, hold on.

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But if I see you on the fucking flight list, I'm pretty sure I know what you were doing on that island.

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Even if you didn't do anything on the island, there's some shady shit that is going on that you're a part of at that point.

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Yeah, I don't think we'll ever really know what was going on on that island, but I think it was more than just like touching kids.

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There's something else, something deeper.

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There's like probably ritual sacrifice and shit, you know?

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Dude, something.

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So I read, I didn't read, I heard like an audio thing of it, like a 4chan post and, you know, 4chan posts are not really like the best news sources and shit.

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Tell that to Casey.

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But like when I was reading, like when I was listening to it, he claimed that he was a guard on the island for Epstein.

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And he said that there was just a bunch of fucked up shit that was happening.

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Like he was like a personal guard for Jeffrey Epstein.

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So like he was like, all the dark shit is true and there's more to it.

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He's like fucking heads of state and shit, like fucking kids on the island and shit.

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I just don't understand that, dude.

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There can't be that many pedophiles.

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I think it's not exactly pedophilia.

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I think it is pedophilia, but I think it's more to have dirt on somebody.

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It's like in a way it's like you always have that dirt on them.

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It's like even if you didn't do anything at the island, he could be like, well, on this island, there is this going on and you're on the flight log like six times.

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What does that kind of show what's going on there type shit?

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Right.

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So just this collateral.

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Yeah.

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It's like collateral for something more.

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But like Alex Jones said this and I don't know how people feel about Alex Jones.

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I think he's right a lot of times.

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But he said, how do you own something?

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Like how do you own like a group?

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You get dirt on them and then you own them so they do what you ask.

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And Epstein was super into tech and super into science and shit.

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And if you look at the at the list, there's a lot of scientists and like technology guys on there.

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And how do you control them?

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You're like, oh, I got this dirt on you now and I can release at any time that I want to.

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So I want this technology proprietary, like for me type shit.

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And it's like you own the science by owning the scientists pretty much.

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There has to be some exchange of money, though.

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Like there has to be.

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Because what's the point?

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Like you're just going to go and fuck a kid on camera just so somebody has collateral.

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I think there's like hidden cameras and shit.

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Not you, I'm saying them.

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I think there's like hidden cameras and shit.

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Like they didn't know?

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Like they didn't know.

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Like they thought it was like a secure island where they could do like their fucking shit.

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They just didn't do anything about it.

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Like I was watching the Epstein documentary on Netflix and like the original victim,

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what's her name, Virginia or something.

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But she was like, yeah, he like touched me or whatever when I was 14.

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And you know, all these girls, when they got older, they went up to the FBI.

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And the FBI never did anything about it.

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And they just like dodged their calls.

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Yeah, because they were in the fucking.

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For like years, right?

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Yeah, because they were already in the fucking thing.

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And the fucking local police wouldn't do anything.

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They're like, you got to go to the FBI because this is like interstate crime.

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And the FBI just doesn't do anything about it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's weird.

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I mean, we covered that a lot, though.

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Yeah, like we're like beating a dead horse.

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We are.

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But like, I was the main theme of the podcast.

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I wasn't here for that.

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So that's why I was like, I just want to throw my two sets in there.

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I think that Stephen Hawking is a pedophile, even though they're like, we're trying to clear his name.

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It's just like you wouldn't have to clear his name in the first place if he wasn't there.

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Right.

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So, you know, you can also only move two fingers, which is really funny.

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That's enough to molest a kid like even if he wasn't there, he was just going kids on island.

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Also, I just hate Stephen Hawking, like in general.

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So I'm happy that it's been proven that he's a fucking horrible human.

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Why? Because he goes against your Christian beliefs, Catholic beliefs.

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But yes, he was like he's like a dick about it, though.

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Like he's not like he's not like the people being like, you know what?

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If you want to believe it, you can.

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Like he's like, you're a fucking you're a fucking retard if you believe in this.

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Like it's like just because you're in a wheelchair doesn't mean God doesn't exist.

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Sorry, your life sucks.

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You thought that way before you got a less he had a lesson to use a fucking kid.

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Is that what he had? Yes.

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No, it was it was I thought it was MS that he had.

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Do you have?

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He had some sort of like neurological disorder that I made like when he was 21.

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Yeah, when he was in when he was in, he got he got put into his wheelchair when he was 21.

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So like he's he hasn't been out of the wheelchair since he was 21 and then he fucking died.

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Peace. That shit sucks.

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Fuck him. He's a pedophile and an asshole.

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Whatever. Jeff, have you ever done smelling salts?

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I have not. Looking forward to it. I don't know.

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That's what we have to have all our guests do. I guess.

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All right. This is the initiation.

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Is it bad? It's rough.

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All right. Just ammonia. Right. That's what it is.

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Yeah. Yeah. So go ahead.

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Try it out.

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No, this is a bad one.

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No, this is the worst one. Is that the worst one?

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It is a red line. You got to walk me through this.

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So you crack it open.

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Then you take like you don't like you don't like do like a full.

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That's too much. Just do like a and you're good.

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Go like that. Get it.

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I'm going to get loosened up here.

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I'm a little tight. I had a stressful day at work.

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I'm like anxious. I like I got to get get this coffee down.

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Maybe smoke a cigarette. Do some smelling salts.

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I think I'll be in good barbiturates.

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Yeah. Whatever you got.

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You got to go speaking of shit like that. Mexico had like just fucking like legit drugs.

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Oh yeah. They sell like writing a bag.

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No, I wasn't smuggling drugs.

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What they have. They had fentanyl.

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They had no fentanyl.

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You're talking about they had fucking muscle relaxers.

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They had tramadol.

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Go back in.

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They had tramadol.

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I want another one. They had a wash his day away.

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They had a roll.

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They had Xanax for sale for sale just without a prescription.

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It was fucking nuts.

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Did you go to a pharmacy? Yeah.

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Like I was like what the fuck.

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Like I was literally looking for Advil because I got the shit.

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They didn't sell Advil.

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So I'm like oh I'll go in here and there's like you want some steroids.

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I'm like what the fuck does that work dude.

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Everything because then everybody would be addicted.

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I don't know.

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But like in like specifically I guess in tourists like things like their pharmacies they can sell like tramadol without.

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Without a prescription.

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They can sell Adderall without a prescription and shit.

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And like my dad who's paralyzed and he was having like back spasms the entire time like coming down like when he was driving.

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Because he refuses to fly because he's terrified of flying.

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He drove all the way to Mexico.

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No he drove he drove to Florida.

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Oh.

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He drove to Florida and then got on the cruise ship.

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Oh okay.

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I was gonna say he drove to fucking Mexico.

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No but he was having like back spasms like the whole time when he was on the ship until we got to Mexico.

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We got him tramadol and he's like I feel way better now.

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So where is Kazumal in Mexico.

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It's like an island right off the coast of Mexico.

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Yeah so it's like right off of Playa del Carmen.

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We took a ferry to get there.

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Yeah.

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And it's like 40 minutes.

245
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Damn I'll have to look it up on a map.

246
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It's a place with Samantha Puller used to go to remember.

247
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Oh yeah yeah yeah.

248
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Right is it or is it what's the other one.

249
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Go fuck.

250
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Yeah she did used to talk about that all the time.

251
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Oh yeah.

252
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Wow.

253
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So I saw people like selling drugs like there's this long avenue where you could just walk.

254
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Yeah.

255
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It's all tours right.

256
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So the first thing that was like hard to believe is like we got on a plane.

257
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We landed in Mexico and literally every single person was American.

258
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There was no Mexican people there and no Latino.

259
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Because I have a baby I had to wait for the stroller and I'm like alright let me check how many Mexicans are here.

260
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And then they kept walking by.

261
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Nothing?

262
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Not even one.

263
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Wow.

264
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I couldn't believe it.

265
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But we were walking on the street right.

266
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I had the baby.

267
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There were all these like guys partying.

268
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So they would just be walking by and there would be like guys that are trying to sell shit on each side.

269
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Oh you want to check this out you want to check this out.

270
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And a lot of people would go like this.

271
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Cocaina.

272
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Yeah they would be like no I'm okay.

273
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But it was weird because there were families.

274
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It wasn't just like kids you know like kids partying.

275
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It would be like families with their kids.

276
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That sucks if you went all the way to Mexico because you like Mexican girls.

277
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And you get there and it's just like all regular white girls.

278
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Damn that's a let down.

279
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It's just a tourist trap.

280
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Right right.

281
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If you go into like the local places.

282
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Juarez or some shit.

283
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I've heard when you try and go out of the touristy areas.

284
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There's like Humvees with like machine guns on them.

285
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Like the army protects the.

286
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Yeah so the one thing that was weird like you go to the beach.

287
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And you see these dudes with a freaking AK-47.

288
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Oh yeah.

289
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Just walking around.

290
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You're like.

291
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Yeah on the beach at Cosmo I saw like six dudes with fucking AKs and M4s.

292
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Are those the police or the federal police?

293
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So apparently they're put at the island so that the cartel can't say hey.

294
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You have to pay me part of whatever profit you have for the day.

295
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Extortion.

296
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Extortion exactly.

297
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,800
Now didn't you say like when when your parents your parents owned like a hardware store when you lived in Peru.

298
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Yep.

299
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And didn't they like come through and try and do that shit.

300
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Yeah they would.

301
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They would.

302
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So like it was basically like hey we're here to sell you vitamins.

303
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They're two hundred dollars each.

304
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And they're like no we're good we don't have kids.

305
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Oh let me tell you where they go to school.

306
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What time they get picked up.

307
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What time they get dropped off.

308
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And my parents are like we're going to get the hell out of here.

309
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So basically like you have to buy this.

310
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Our medicine.

311
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Right.

312
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Or vitamins or else.

313
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Exactly.

314
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So they would sell you products.

315
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But it was actually like protection money.

316
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Right.

317
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,800
So like randomly I remember like going to school I didn't know this was happening right.

318
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Like I was told this as an adult.

319
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And I'd be in school and I'd be like I'm learning math today.

320
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And then I had nannies.

321
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My nanny will come pick me up.

322
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I'll be like you got to get out of school.

323
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I'm like halfway through the day like I have no idea what I'm doing you know.

324
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So it was like random like my friends would be like all right today I got picked up just to make sure I'm safe.

325
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,800
Wow.

326
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,800
That's crazy.

327
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That's fucking awesome.

328
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,800
Isn't that like one of the main reasons you left.

329
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,800
Yeah.

330
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Your family left.

331
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,800
Yep.

332
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800
Where was that?

333
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This is down in South America.

334
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So if people know like oh you have a nice car.

335
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Like here like you could have a BMW whatever people like all right.

336
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That's a car.

337
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,800
But down there there's a lot more poverty.

338
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,800
So people see hey this guy has money.

339
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,800
Let's take his money somehow.

340
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800
Yeah.

341
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,800
Now are there like cartels in Peru.

342
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Like there are in Mexico.

343
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So the cartel works on there because that's where most of the cocaine gets processed.

344
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So they do.

345
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,800
That's right.

346
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,800
So the coca.

347
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So the same cartel that's in Mexico is down in Peru.

348
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:06,800
So I wouldn't say it's the same because it's they have different cartels on there but they

349
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work together to get the cocaine.

350
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,800
So like the coca leaf that's legal in Peru.

351
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Like if you go to the mountains and you get altitude sickness you can actually chew on

352
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them.

353
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,800
It's legal.

354
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Like you can have coca leaves.

355
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,800
But once you start processing them that's when it becomes illegal.

356
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,800
Right.

357
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Right.

358
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,800
So that's where everything begins and then it moves up through the Caribbean all the

359
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,800
way to the U.S.

360
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Damn.

361
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,800
So I remember this like crazy documentary and like it was these guys I think it was

362
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:38,800
Thailand they went to and there was like this leaf that they could chew and like it made

363
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800
like a red substance like when you chewed it.

364
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800
Yeah.

365
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800
And like it was.

366
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800
Where is it?

367
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,800
I think it's like fucking like it was like Thailand or something.

368
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But like.

369
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800
Beetle.

370
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800
Beetle knot.

371
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,800
Right.

372
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,800
Something like that.

373
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,800
Yeah.

374
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,800
But like.

375
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,800
It turns people's teeth red.

376
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,800
It turns their teeth red.

377
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,800
Yeah.

378
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,800
And like they chew it and like you said like he had like a fucking like same thing as like

379
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,800
a stimmulant.

380
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800
Yeah.

381
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,800
It would like fucking like get you going.

382
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:05,880
And like it's like it just ruins like people like like people will do anything for the

383
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880
fucking leaf after that.

384
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,880
Damn.

385
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880
It's like the crack rock.

386
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880
Yeah.

387
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,760
But like it's it's crazy shit man.

388
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:17,880
Like other countries like it took like when I left America and I started going to like

389
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:22,520
these other countries I was just like it's so different in other countries and you never

390
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,480
even realize it unless you leave America.

391
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,480
Yeah.

392
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,960
And I was sitting there and I was like and like I was going through Mexico and like I'm

393
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:35,240
like these guys like you think like traffic laws here like just like a thing like barely

394
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,000
anybody was paying attention like stop signs or fucking like traffic lights or anything.

395
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,800
They're just going just right through.

396
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
Where is it?

397
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,800
Mexico.

398
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,800
Yeah.

399
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800
Did you take a taxi down there?

400
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:49,680
I took a like a tour bus to the places but like the tour buses had like fucking gouges

401
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,840
on the side and shit because they just didn't give us they just hit trees.

402
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:58,520
We hit fucking like three trees as we were going through the doors like I'm like are

403
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,360
we not going to like do insurance or anything.

404
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360
I'm like nope.

405
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,360
Whatever.

406
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360
Okay.

407
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360
Yeah.

408
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,680
When in Rome type shit you know.

409
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,840
Was it expensive to go down there?

410
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:14,400
So it was about four grand for the ship.

411
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400
Per person.

412
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400
Yeah.

413
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400
Whoa.

414
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,920
But we got like everything included like meals like everything.

415
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:25,000
And then it was 90 bucks per person per excursion.

416
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,040
So I did Cosmo.

417
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,760
I did the Cayman Islands.

418
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,280
I just got off on foul mouth.

419
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,840
I just wanted to say that I was in Jamaica.

420
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,280
There wasn't really any excursions on Jamaica that I really wanted to do.

421
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:42,760
And the last one was just like a fucking island that was literally owned by Disney.

422
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,480
So it was just like fucking you know another Disney thing.

423
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:52,040
I was at sea for three days and then the rest of the days we were in port somewhere.

424
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,800
So it was cool.

425
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800
Cool experience.

426
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,600
Glad I got to do it.

427
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,120
Glad I got to leave the country and shit.

428
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,360
But like customs wasn't as intense as I thought it was going to be.

429
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:10,120
Like when I came back to America like in Florida like the custom guys like they went through

430
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,120
their passport.

431
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,360
They saw that I was an American.

432
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,800
They just like come through.

433
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:20,200
Like a couple guys that were from like Mexico and stuff they got stopped for random screenings.

434
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,360
If you didn't have a US passport you got stopped for a random screening.

435
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,760
And I'm like that's so fucking.

436
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,400
But like I was like I'm an American.

437
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,640
They're like alright you're good.

438
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,720
I'm like really?

439
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,720
That's it?

440
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,360
Like I could have anything in my bag right now.

441
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,360
You don't even want to check it.

442
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,360
They're like no.

443
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,360
I'm like damn.

444
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360
Okay.

445
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,360
You could have brought a bunch of coke back.

446
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,200
You made enough to buy a house.

447
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,720
But like as long as you had an American passport like they treated you way better.

448
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,040
At least in US customs.

449
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,020
They're like oh you're an American.

450
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,840
You can come back into the country type shit.

451
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,760
Like you're cool type thing.

452
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,280
And I'm like I was like freaking out because I brought rum cake back.

453
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,280
Ah that's what I forgot.

454
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
I was going to bring.

455
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:03,360
I have like fucking five rum cakes that I got from fucking the Cayman Islands.

456
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,360
Literally like made there sealed there and then like packaged.

457
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,680
It was fuck dude those cakes are fucking delicious.

458
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,440
I was going to bring one I'll bring one next week.

459
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,080
But like they're so fucking good.

460
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,080
Like it's made with tortuga rum.

461
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080
Oh rum.

462
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,840
Yeah it's made with like spice.

463
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,420
It's like Captain Morgan but like better.

464
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:24,420
It's pretty good.

465
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,420
It was good.

466
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,420
They have like walnuts in it and shit.

467
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,420
But like it's pretty good.

468
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,920
But I'm like I was like they're gonna fucking search my thing and find my fucking cakes.

469
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,720
They're not gonna let me through.

470
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,720
I got cake.

471
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:38,800
Yeah the Cayman Islands that's where like all the rich people keep their money right?

472
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:43,760
Okay the Cayman Islands was very similar to America.

473
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,200
Like it was like it was like Florida it looked like.

474
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,680
Like the Cayman Islands were nice.

475
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:55,680
Some guy named Mr. Dart who actually owns the Solo Company like owns 90 percent of the

476
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,680
island.

477
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,960
Can you imagine dude getting rich from by from making plastic cups.

478
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,440
Like that's your fucking claim to fame.

479
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,240
Yeah but like you literally buy islands.

480
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,480
It was nuts.

481
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:10,000
He bought like an egg when we were doing our tour guide thing he was like this building

482
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,680
was bought by Mr. Dart.

483
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,560
This building was bought by Mr. Dart.

484
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,720
This building was also bought by Mr. Dart.

485
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,240
This entire land over here that's being developed bought by Mr. Dart.

486
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,240
Oh Dart yeah yeah yeah.

487
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,520
I've seen that on the cops.

488
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,520
Yep yeah yeah.

489
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,600
Mr. Dart bought all this.

490
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,720
All this everything.

491
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,760
He renounced his U.S. citizenship and now he's a citizen of the Cayman Islands.

492
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,760
I don't blame him.

493
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,960
I'm sure that's for tax reasons.

494
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,960
Oh absolutely.

495
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,960
Yeah.

496
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,960
Absolutely.

497
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,640
And Mr. Dart he like at the beginning he's like yes Mr. Dart owns like and towards the

498
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,000
end of the tour he's just like and guess what Mr. Dart also owns this.

499
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,360
He's kind of like doing like the nobody here really likes Mr. Dart because you know he's

500
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:52,000
kind of destroying the culture to fucking make it a fucking like basically another America

501
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,500
in the fucking or another like area that like Americans just go to.

502
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,120
But he's just like yeah there's no taxes here.

503
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,680
There is no federal tax.

504
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,680
That's why rich people go there.

505
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680
Yeah.

506
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680
There's no tax.

507
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,680
There's no.

508
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,960
But he's like the thing that that that is rough in the Cayman Islands is that they have

509
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,720
to import literally everything.

510
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,760
So everything's a little bit more expensive because that.

511
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,920
But they're dollars worth more than American money.

512
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,920
Really.

513
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,920
Yep.

514
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,920
It's 80 cents.

515
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,560
80 cents for their money is one dollar American.

516
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,440
So a hundred or one dollar and 20 cents is what you'd have to pay for a thing that's

517
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,120
a dollar down there.

518
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120
Which was crazy.

519
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:37,520
So when I went to Mexico I'm like wait one dollar is how many pesos.

520
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,000
It was like a hundred pesos for a dollar or something.

521
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,480
It was like nuts like 16 pesos.

522
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,480
It was like.

523
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,920
So do you get more.

524
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,680
You actually get more stuff per dollar in Mexico.

525
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,680
Oh yeah.

526
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:55,800
I got a literal carved marble chess set like that was like hand carved.

527
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,760
He's like 200 American.

528
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,760
I go no.

529
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,800
And he just goes 150 American.

530
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,680
I go how about 50 dollars US in cash.

531
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,960
He just goes.

532
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:15,680
OK but like like when he like was like I haggled with him like a bunch and I got like a chess

533
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,720
set I got a couple other things but like it was legit like hand carved marble shit that

534
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,880
here would be like fucking too grand.

535
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,160
But they all still take US dollars.

536
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:30,480
They take US dollars but they have like a conversion thing.

537
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,560
And like he was like doing like oh yes the conversion is 16 dollars.

538
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:39,120
I'm like no it's not because I know the fucking conversion rates 20 dollars.

539
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,080
And like he kept on trying to be like no no no 16 dollars.

540
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,800
I'm like it's fucking 20 dollars because when I talked to a fucking port authority it was

541
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,640
20 dollars per dollar.

542
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,140
So every one dollar American I gave him I got 20 dollars pesos.

543
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:54,800
So I was like so like when he kept on trying to fuck me being like no it's 16 dollars.

544
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,800
I'm like it's not fucking 60.

545
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,800
I'll just fucking leave.

546
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,080
He's just like no no no no leave sir no don't leave sir.

547
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,640
And I'm like I'm going to give you 50 dollars for this or I'm not or I'm going to fucking

548
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,640
leave.

549
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,640
He's like OK.

550
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,560
Dude they they probably fuck so many people like that.

551
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,120
Yeah because nobody's going to fucking like most people aren't going to check for like

552
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,120
the conversion rate.

553
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,960
Well it's like hard to think on the fly like about the conversion.

554
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,680
But like you know what I mean like what's worth what.

555
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,640
Like how many pesos is like a jar of peanut butter.

556
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,160
Over there was like fucking like 250 pesos or something.

557
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,200
So it's like five five.

558
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,240
Yeah that's like hard to think about stuff on the fly.

559
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240
Like yeah.

560
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,480
But like when he was like when he kept on being like no the conversion rate 16 dollars

561
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,240
it's 20 dollars because I literally talked to the port authority before I came here because

562
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,440
I knew you're trying to fuck me like this.

563
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,080
But I mean you're not you're getting fucked out of four pesos.

564
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,600
But like I'm like no I'm not going to get fucked.

565
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,600
Like fuck you.

566
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,780
Like this is 20 dollars.

567
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:50,360
Like this 20 dollars is fucking that many pesos.

568
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,640
Like damn I got to take a vacation.

569
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,640
I got to go there.

570
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,640
Me too.

571
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,640
All right.

572
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,760
Well I want to ask your guess as you know we ask every guest do you have any ghost stories

573
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,880
and do you believe in ghosts.

574
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,880
Oh hold on a sec.

575
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,400
We got to play some background music.

576
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,880
Get the music going.

577
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,840
Oh we have a good ghost story.

578
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,480
I think he's got a couple.

579
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,480
Yeah.

580
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,480
Oh yeah.

581
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,480
Oh he's down for ghost stories.

582
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480
Spooky music.

583
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,480
Yeah.

584
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,480
Oh hell yeah.

585
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,480
I hear that blonder too.

586
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,480
I guess I got a couple.

587
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,480
I'll tell you what.

588
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:25,800
Once from here.

589
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,520
So I played soccer in high school.

590
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,520
OK.

591
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:33,600
And my coach at the time had the oldest house in Schenectady.

592
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,600
OK.

593
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,600
Which is in the stockade.

594
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,600
Yeah.

595
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,600
Yeah.

596
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,960
And when I was like in 10th grade I went to school with his kids because they were also

597
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,200
in the soccer team.

598
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:50,160
And randomly one day the mother of the kids passed away.

599
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,720
So the kid would always talk to me like hey is everything OK?

600
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,240
And he would get home.

601
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240
No one was there.

602
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,080
Well on the top of the stairs he would see his mom.

603
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,720
And she would just be looking down.

604
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,940
And it happened a few times.

605
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:06,940
He never went up there.

606
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:09,640
He would just walk out because he knew she passed away.

607
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,560
And it was like some type of ghost.

608
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:20,080
And I mean I've gone back to the house because that's where we would have our soccer banquet.

609
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:24,080
And I don't know I didn't want to be in the room alone you know.

610
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,080
I was always just like that.

611
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,160
I was like hey come over to the backyard you know.

612
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,680
I wouldn't want to be alone.

613
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,300
So I mean other than that nothing else happened there I guess.

614
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:39,000
But they ended up selling the house probably five years ago.

615
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
You can look it up.

616
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
It has his own Wikipedia and everything.

617
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Really?

618
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Wow.

619
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
What's the name of the house?

620
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I don't know.

621
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Here I'll look it up.

622
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
It's in Union Street.

623
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:55,920
Oldest house in Schenectady.

624
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,920
That was it?

625
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,260
That was it.

626
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:05,720
So dude what about the one where your parents were driving down the road?

627
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,720
Oh yeah.

628
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,720
That one's good dude.

629
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,720
That one just chills up my spine.

630
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,480
Yeah we'd tell Dan all the stories.

631
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480
We were like hanging out.

632
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,840
And then he'd be like I don't want to drive home.

633
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,840
I get freaked out.

634
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:24,080
I can walk in the middle of the dark in the middle of the country at two in the morning

635
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,520
if I'm not in the fucking vibe talking about this shit.

636
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,760
It doesn't even cross my mind.

637
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,920
But if we're sitting down here brewing this shit up talking about it and then I have to

638
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,400
go walk in the dark I can't fucking do it dude.

639
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,400
I'll run to my house.

640
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,840
When I go back to my house tonight I'll run into the house.

641
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,400
But if we weren't talking about any ghost shit it's not on my mind.

642
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,400
I don't care.

643
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,320
It fucking got you so fucking deep into the fucking ghost shit that one night.

644
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,000
You're just like I don't want to walk to my car alone.

645
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,880
Oh yeah what were you talking about?

646
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,440
I think it was one of the Silver Bay stories.

647
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,000
The fucking one that chased me and Ali Mack down the fucking road.

648
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,520
Dude there was the fucking lights.

649
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,800
Yeah dude that night that was like fucking creepy.

650
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,040
I went home just feeling creepy.

651
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,520
Just feeling like stuff was watching.

652
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,520
It was crazy.

653
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,520
Yeah tell them the one about your parents.

654
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,920
So down in Peru we have a lot of mountains right?

655
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,800
Usually here we make tunnels through the mountains and up there you have to basically go up the

656
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,840
mountain and come down the mountain.

657
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,520
So my dad had a transportation business where he had a lot of trucks.

658
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,040
Sometimes he would drive the trucks.

659
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:35,040
He was with his brother and they're going up the mountain and all of a sudden they see

660
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,040
a huge light.

661
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,560
And they're like what the hell is that?

662
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:45,280
They come around the other side and all of a sudden they're like alright you've got to

663
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,800
be careful because it's night time.

664
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,280
You might get hit because the roads are not really the best right?

665
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,800
And all of a sudden they see nothing right?

666
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,640
So they're like oh out of nowhere something disappeared.

667
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:05,960
They keep driving and this is where they start freaking out right?

668
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:10,280
They're like hey what's going on here?

669
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,080
And they saw a basket on the ground right?

670
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,680
They pulled over and they picked it up.

671
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,680
It was a baby.

672
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,680
Oh shit.

673
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,960
And they were all like what the hell is going on here?

674
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:28,960
They brought the baby back into the truck and they were driving away and they're like

675
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,640
hey we got to get to the next town and figure out whose baby this is.

676
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,480
And all of a sudden they look back and there were snakes inside the basket.

677
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,480
Whoa!

678
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,160
And they freaked out dude.

679
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,160
They freaked out.

680
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,160
They freaking threw the basket outside.

681
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,160
Yeah fuck that.

682
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,640
And this is coming from my dad.

683
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,640
I believe him.

684
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,680
Dude I totally forgot about that story.

685
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,800
Dude that's fucking nuts.

686
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:59,640
But that's like in South America, I was even watching a documentary on this.

687
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:05,440
Things that are in that area, it's just like a concentration of shit like that.

688
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,520
It's way more prevalent down there than it is here.

689
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,800
I think it has to do along with the lines with the more developed an area is the less

690
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:19,280
likely you are to see shit like that because most of the ghost shit that I've seen has

691
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,400
been in more isolated areas.

692
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:26,320
Areas that aren't like oh I can see the fucking house next to me.

693
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,640
It's just like I'm the only person around for 15 miles circled type shit.

694
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,760
I think it has to do a lot with, I think it's like the noise type thing.

695
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,640
Like there's so much shit going on all the time that even if something is happening,

696
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,080
you're not really going to fucking notice it because if you fucking live in New York

697
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,260
City, there's not many ghost sightings in New York City because there's so much fucking

698
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,960
shit going on in New York City constantly.

699
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:56,040
I go down to New York City a lot and literally any time of night you're hearing something

700
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040
going on.

701
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,280
You either hear the fucking subway going, you hear people yelling down the street all

702
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,280
the time.

703
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,920
Never had a creepy experience in New York and I've stayed in quote unquote haunted

704
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,520
places in New York City and I've never like, you normally get a certain feeling when you're

705
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,800
around that shit.

706
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,040
Never in a big city.

707
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,800
Albany, not that much.

708
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,320
But when you go into the woods or a fucking cabin and it's in the woods or you're just

709
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:26,280
walking around areas that bad shit's happened but it's more isolated.

710
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,760
It's not that, I don't think that haunted shit doesn't happen in cities and shit.

711
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,480
I think it's that it still does but you're just less likely to pay attention to it.

712
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,320
I mean, so many people die in cities too.

713
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320
So many.

714
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,400
Like, probably a couple thousand people died in New York City today.

715
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,400
Oh, at least.

716
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400
At least.

717
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,320
And that's every day.

718
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,160
Just dead people just leaving ghosts and shit.

719
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,880
There's just like, it's non-stop, dude.

720
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:56,200
I've heard a couple stories about the subways and shit being haunted and shit.

721
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:01,200
But like, specifically the abandoned subway stations and shit, it's just like, but the

722
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,160
reason why I think those are more haunted is because nobody's there.

723
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,160
Right, right.

724
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:11,280
Like, when there's nobody around, you're like, if you're just walking around a city

725
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,120
and something's spooky, haven't you like, oh, it's probably some crackhead fucking down

726
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,600
an alleyway or something.

727
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:20,380
But like, it could be completely like actual paranormal stuff but there's so much shit

728
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:24,280
going on you're like, whatever, it's probably some fucking dude doing something stupid.

729
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,040
Dude, I've never thought about that.

730
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,800
How there's like, not really like, you don't hear a lot of ghost stories about cities.

731
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,800
Yeah, like it's always like an abandoned hotel in the city.

732
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,520
Like in the upper floors of the abandoned hotel because there's less noise, there's

733
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,160
less shit going on.

734
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,280
Like that's, like a lot of times you have like a haunted apartment in the city but it's

735
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,720
one apartment because it's like abandoned in like a different area type shit.

736
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,880
Like it's always like, it has to be more isolated than the rest type shit.

737
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,560
Less, less outside interference, I'm guessing.

738
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,560
Interesting.

739
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,400
Or maybe like, because there's like, in that same area there's such an influx of like people

740
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,600
being born, right?

741
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,720
That it like cancels out the like, the ghost and shit.

742
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,720
I don't know actually.

743
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,520
Yeah, I think there's like more stuff going on, like more distractions.

744
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,160
Like if you hear noise, like, if you live in the city you're like, oh that was probably

745
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,880
just something on the street.

746
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:22,560
Also like, if you're walking in New York City and you see a ghost, how are you gonna know

747
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,560
it's a fucking ghost and not just a person.

748
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,560
And not a crackhead.

749
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,960
It's like, because there's so much going on you would never be able to spot it.

750
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,960
You know?

751
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,640
You could have seen thousands of ghosts.

752
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,760
And just never even fucking like- Never even known because there's so many fucking people.

753
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,800
Like half the people in Times Square could be ghosts.

754
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,280
Dude, what about the one when your parents were driving coming home from church?

755
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,040
Oh, this is here.

756
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,040
Yeah.

757
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,680
I forgot about that one.

758
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,800
So I'm an extra Jehovah's Witness too.

759
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,800
That's how I met Dan.

760
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,800
I don't know if you guys know.

761
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800
Nice.

762
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,920
Oh yeah, you told us about that.

763
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,880
So they were coming home from church, right?

764
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,160
And it was over by Rotterdam.

765
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,160
You guys know where that is, right?

766
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,160
Yeah.

767
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:13,040
And it was a rainy night, Tuesday night, and they were both up front.

768
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,040
My brother was in the back.

769
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:22,360
All of a sudden they saw this figure that had a trench coat on and a big hat.

770
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,080
It's the hat man, dude.

771
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,080
Seriously.

772
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,080
It is, yeah.

773
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:32,440
And my dad's driving looking over and he basically got on one side of the road, jumped, and cleared

774
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,560
it to the other side of the road.

775
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,240
So he basically jumped maybe 20 feet.

776
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,240
That's nuts.

777
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,480
And my dad thought he saw something.

778
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,920
So he's like, hey, did you see that?

779
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,800
And my mom's like, yep.

780
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,160
So then they turned around to look at where he was.

781
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,160
He wasn't there anymore.

782
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,160
Wow.

783
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,160
That's crazy.

784
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,120
Bro, that's- So have you heard of the hat man?

785
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,320
I have.

786
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:58,000
The hat man, that's literally how they're described his dressing, with a trench coat

787
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,160
and a top hat kind of thing.

788
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,640
It's like a large brimmed- Kind of like a state trooper hat.

789
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,960
Yeah, but a little bit long.

790
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,960
It goes out to here.

791
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,960
Right, right.

792
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,440
Almost like a scarecrow kind of hat.

793
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,000
Yeah, like a scarecrow kind of hat, but more formal.

794
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Right.

795
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,400
So the hat man is like, they always show up.

796
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,120
That's what Men in Black is actually based off of.

797
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:26,800
The Men in Black in the movies, they're these kind of in between CAA and FBI agents kind

798
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,800
of thing.

799
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,840
But in reality, the Men in Black were hat men.

800
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:37,000
So whenever there was a paranormal event, people would always see these six foot two

801
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:43,640
pale white guys with trench coats and black hats, or big flat brim hats.

802
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,160
But people also see them when they do drugs, like Benadryl.

803
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,040
Oh yeah, the hat man shows up, yeah.

804
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,040
What else?

805
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,040
Oh, Dalyrians?

806
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040
Yeah, yeah.

807
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,040
Dutura?

808
00:36:55,040 --> 00:37:01,280
Dutura, yeah, like, what the fuck, Ayahuasca?

809
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:07,640
It's like they're the protectors of this realm.

810
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:13,360
So once you're trying to, once you're starting to get beyond it, they're like the security

811
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,360
guards.

812
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,520
You're not getting out of here.

813
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,040
So what I always thought was an interesting thing is that I think that there are paranormal

814
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,120
agents for governments and stuff.

815
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,440
Oh yeah, like the Axe Files?

816
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:32,120
Yeah, but I think that they get people who are gifted with abilities, whether it be more

817
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:38,080
physically active or they're more psychologically able to do stuff, they find these people and

818
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:43,520
put them into the fucking ghost core or whatever the fuck it's going to be.

819
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,480
That'd be awesome to be part of that.

820
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:51,920
But they have like semi, not like actual superpowers, but more like gifted individuals.

821
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:58,440
They put them into this specialized group that just deals with paranormal shit because

822
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,640
they're more attuned to dealing with shit like that.

823
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,640
You have the standard FBI and shit, but then you have these guys that are like the Axe

824
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:12,400
Files type shit, but they have a better sense of when danger's around or they're more physically

825
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,920
gifted than more people.

826
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,120
And I feel like that's an actual thing that we have.

827
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,000
We have a fucking thing that just deals with that shit.

828
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:25,840
The reason why ghost shit and alien shit and all that shit is so far, I like the media

829
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,640
and stuff, is because they fucking put a damper on that shit all the time.

830
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,280
We don't want people to know about this because if people knew about this shit, it'd be fucking

831
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,280
catastrophic.

832
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,920
It needs to be kept hidden.

833
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,880
That's what the whole series, the Axe Files, is based off of.

834
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,480
See that poster on the wall that says, I want to believe?

835
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,600
That's from X-Files, the series.

836
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,600
They had that poster in the background.

837
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,560
Yeah, the guy has it on his desk.

838
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,560
You can put a shirt on.

839
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,560
I want to believe.

840
00:38:53,560 --> 00:39:01,200
Yeah, and he says it in one of the early episodes that he wants to believe that aliens are real.

841
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,520
I didn't even know that was from the X-Files.

842
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:08,920
Yeah, and actually it's a common theme through the whole series.

843
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920
And they made an X-Files movie.

844
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,040
It was called I Want to Believe.

845
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,560
But yeah, where were we?

846
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:20,160
Oh yeah, so he's a psychologist, the main guy in the X-Files, who's obsessed with, he

847
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,520
works on the paranormal division of the FBI.

848
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:28,400
And he's obsessed with getting to the bottom of why his sister was abducted.

849
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,400
And she disappeared in the middle of the night.

850
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,160
Like a UFO came and took her.

851
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,520
And so he's like, I fucking love that, dude.

852
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,960
I might go home and watch that, actually.

853
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,920
So he's always going off on these tangents, getting involved in shit you really shouldn't.

854
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:51,000
Just trying to get to the bottom of his sister's disappearance and paranormal shit.

855
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,800
But yeah, dude, I wonder if they do have a division like that.

856
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,400
I mean, there's enough shit that's fucking weird and shit.

857
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:05,160
And there's enough weirdness around alien and paranormal shit that people are like,

858
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:10,760
there's just weird people that show up for fucking two days and then disappear type shit.

859
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:15,320
Like I think there's enough credence that there's probably something, but they're like,

860
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,480
we don't want to talk about it type shit.

861
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,120
If an X-Files agent is listening to this, please, please pick me up.

862
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,000
I want to be an X-Files agent, please.

863
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,520
I would love that.

864
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,520
Pretty awesome.

865
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:34,640
Dude, didn't you say in one of your math classes in college, it started off with 25 people

866
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,640
or 30 people.

867
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,640
And then it whittled down to five people.

868
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,000
Right, right.

869
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
That was college.

870
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,120
And then the government, the military came and started recruiting out of the math.

871
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,120
Like who was left?

872
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,120
They did.

873
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,120
That's right.

874
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:55,000
So usually engineering programs start out with 200 people and the professors already

875
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,960
know, hey, half of the people are going to drop out for a share.

876
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,040
And then when you get to your senior year, there's probably only 12 people that are going

877
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,640
to graduate with you.

878
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,480
And then all of a sudden they give you a project and they're like, all right, you guys can

879
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,680
either pay for your project or here's the Air Force and they're going to pay for your

880
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,880
project but you have to present to them.

881
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:20,800
So they start recruiting out of the whittled down concentrated group.

882
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800
That's a great way to do it.

883
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,800
That's awesome.

884
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,840
That's a really good way to do it too.

885
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:30,280
That's legitimately what they do for, like that's like the whole thing in the X-Files.

886
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,200
The girl was a doctor and she decided not to, she went through all of med school and

887
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,200
didn't want to be a doctor.

888
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,880
It's like hook a blamer.

889
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,520
I don't want to be a doctor either.

890
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,640
They take the smartest people.

891
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,520
But that's what the feds do.

892
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:52,480
The feds literally have tabs on everybody, every single person.

893
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:58,340
And you don't approach the feds, the feds approach you for jobs and stuff.

894
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:03,800
I know one guy who's a former FBI agent and he's just like, listen, I was in Vietnam.

895
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
I came back.

896
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,520
They didn't have a job or anything.

897
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,480
But I was like special forces in Vietnam.

898
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,960
He goes, one day I got a knock at the door of a guy in a suit and he just goes, agent

899
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,760
sucks and sucks from the FBI.

900
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,160
He is like, we're interested in you if you want a job with us type shit.

901
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,560
And I'm like, he's like, I can say that shit now because I'm out.

902
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,520
But he's like, when I was in the fucking FBI and shit, I couldn't say shit.

903
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,480
You know what I said when people asked me what I did for a job?

904
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,480
Insurance.

905
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,480
Yeah.

906
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,280
I mean, a lot of what they do is like clerical anyway.

907
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,360
But like he was like, he did like actual like fucking FBI shit, like the ones that you see

908
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,360
like movies and shit.

909
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,360
Like he did like that shit.

910
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:45,960
But he's just like, he's like, you don't like, and I'm like, how do you become an FBI agent?

911
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,760
He goes, you don't become an FBI agent.

912
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,520
The FBI comes for you to do that shit.

913
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,520
Yeah.

914
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:57,040
I knew a girl that was trying to get in and she just like, the process was taking fucking

915
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,040
forever.

916
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,760
Because they don't want people who are just applying.

917
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,440
They want, they find you.

918
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,440
Right.

919
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,440
Type shit.

920
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:09,800
And they actually came to our job and like interviewed our coworkers at the place that

921
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,600
Ali Naq was talking about that shut down.

922
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,200
But I dude, it's just like, I don't know.

923
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,640
They just like stopped responding to her.

924
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,200
So because they're probably was like, yeah, she has a degree in like cyber security.

925
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,840
You know, they just.

926
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,160
Listen, they've, they've taken like people like my, my buddy said, he's just like, they

927
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,200
take people who are like basically homeless.

928
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,560
And like, if they, if they, if they think that you have the skillset for it, they'll

929
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,560
take you.

930
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,560
They're just recruiting the homeless people.

931
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:43,400
Dude, what if, what if our fucking regulars that were fucking like drunks all the time,

932
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,880
you're like, nah, man, they're not actually drunks.

933
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,880
They're actually undercover.

934
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,880
They're undercover feds.

935
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,880
All right.

936
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,880
Let's get to our game.

937
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,880
I like to call Jeopardy.

938
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,880
I'm hoping for 11.

939
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,880
What's that?

940
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,880
I'm hoping for 11.

941
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,880
I'm not hoping anymore.

942
00:43:53,880 --> 00:44:02,160
I just don't hope.

943
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,160
I'm here to learn something.

944
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,200
Do I got 11 or do I got 10?

945
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,200
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

946
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,200
Yeah.

947
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,200
Your host Alex Trebek.

948
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,200
Here is your 10 time champ Tyler.

949
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,200
Whoa.

950
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,200
And your four time champ Dan the Light-O-Man.

951
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,200
Oh yeah.

952
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,880
The first time playing the show got Jeff on.

953
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:20,880
Are you excited?

954
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,880
Of course.

955
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,880
Yeah.

956
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:23,880
Are you excited about the trivia?

957
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,800
I'm glad you guys have the buzzers now.

958
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,560
Cause every time you guys play it and I was like, what the fuck is happening?

959
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,560
Yeah, exactly.

960
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,560
All right.

961
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:39,160
So Tyler, last time Dan and Ali Mac won an advantage on who wants to be the millionaire.

962
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,080
How did they win an advantage?

963
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,960
Because they won a million dollars.

964
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,960
So how much did they win?

965
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,600
Well, they could start the game with 2000 points.

966
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,600
Right?

967
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,000
So I don't know.

968
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,160
Dan, do you want to use that now or do you want to save to use with Ali Mac?

969
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,160
How many points did I get?

970
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,160
2000.

971
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,160
Yeah.

972
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,160
Give me the advantage.

973
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,160
No, I'm not going to.

974
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,160
No, no, I don't want to.

975
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,160
I'll use it with Ali Mac.

976
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,160
Use it with Ali Mac?

977
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,160
Yeah.

978
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,160
And we'll just, just so we can bend Tyler over.

979
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,160
Cause he always wins.

980
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,600
It's nothing against you.

981
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,160
It's like, dude, you're a fucking boy genius.

982
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,160
I'm not a boy genius.

983
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,160
You're like a fucking retard.

984
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,160
He's like a pop culture.

985
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,160
What else is this like?

986
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,160
War, war.

987
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,160
In war, history, genius.

988
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,800
Pop culture and history.

989
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:27,760
It's just like, my girlfriend literally asked, she goes, is he a genius or something?

990
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,760
I'm looking at certain things.

991
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,240
This is literally what my dad says.

992
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:38,840
He just goes, you are either the stupidest genius that I know or the smartest retard.

993
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,800
All right.

994
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,280
Your category is today.

995
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:57,760
We got borders, metal, famous Tyler's, 90 songs, Seinfeld and potent potables.

996
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,080
Who gets picked first?

997
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:05,000
Let's let the gas pick.

998
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Repeat the first one.

999
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Borders.

1000
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,160
It's about like geographical borders.

1001
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:17,080
For 200 words, Mexico is across the border from this US city.

1002
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,080
What is, Oh, I saw it on ghost adventures.

1003
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,640
Um, El Paso, Texas.

1004
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,640
What is El Paso?

1005
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,640
Oh yeah.

1006
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,960
I didn't even understand the question.

1007
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,960
Honestly, dude.

1008
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:32,440
Oh, it was war is Mexico is across the border from this US city.

1009
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,080
Oh, and it's like El Paso, Texas is right here.

1010
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,080
And then war is right there.

1011
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,080
Oh, gotcha.

1012
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,080
Got you.

1013
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,080
Tyler's pick.

1014
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080
Yes.

1015
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,080
Oh, it's right there.

1016
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,080
Famous Tyler's.

1017
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,160
What the fuck, man?

1018
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:51,240
For 200, this Tyler appeared in the 2021 film, Don't Look Up.

1019
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,240
Anyone?

1020
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:59,160
I mean, Tyler Perry.

1021
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,800
I was going to say Tyler Perry, but I'm like, I don't, I never saw that one.

1022
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,800
Let's do famous Tyler.

1023
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Is that the guy from Friends?

1024
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,880
No, Tyler Perry is like Tyler Perry presents like Madea and shit.

1025
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:15,280
For 400 release this Tyler released the album Igor in 2019.

1026
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,640
What is Tyler the creator?

1027
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,640
Oh yeah.

1028
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,640
Damn.

1029
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,800
We had a Tyler the creator question last week.

1030
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,800
Really?

1031
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,800
Yeah.

1032
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:28,160
Because I, if you listen to the episode, Tyler, you would, you would hear that.

1033
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,880
I flipped the script on Casey.

1034
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,880
I love Tyler.

1035
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,440
He's one of my favorite artists.

1036
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,040
The question was what's the rap song about pregnant gold retrievers?

1037
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,040
Who's the artist?

1038
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,040
Tyler the creator.

1039
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,040
I didn't even know that.

1040
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,040
Yonkers.

1041
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,040
Yeah.

1042
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,040
Tyler got that instantly.

1043
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,040
I didn't know that.

1044
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,040
Tyler's big.

1045
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,160
So Tyler again.

1046
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:52,560
For 600, the 10th US president.

1047
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,560
What is John Tyler?

1048
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,560
Yeah.

1049
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,560
What the fuck?

1050
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:56,560
Wow.

1051
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,560
I'm impressed, dude.

1052
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,560
I'm impressed.

1053
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,560
Tyler's big.

1054
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,560
Lou Tyler.

1055
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,800
Great 100.

1056
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,240
This famous Tyler's band was from Boston, Massachusetts.

1057
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,240
What is Steven Tyler?

1058
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:09,240
Oh yeah.

1059
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,240
Fuck girl!

1060
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,240
This category's bullshit.

1061
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,240
It's the Tyler category.

1062
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,240
Tyler.

1063
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:18,240
For a thousand, the lead singer of 21 Pilots.

1064
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,240
Oh fuck.

1065
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,240
You don't know his name.

1066
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,280
Only Ali Mac would know this.

1067
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,040
What the fuck's his last name?

1068
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,920
I know his name's Tyler something.

1069
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:27,920
Oh fuck.

1070
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,920
This category is bullshit.

1071
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,920
I don't know.

1072
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,920
It'd be Tyler Joseph.

1073
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,920
Ali Mac would be like, I got it right now.

1074
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,920
Tyler got it right now.

1075
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,920
He's like, I got it.

1076
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,920
Tyler got it right now.

1077
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,920
He's like, I got it right now.

1078
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,920
He's like, I got it right now.

1079
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:41,240
Tyler got Borders, Metal, 97s, Seinfeld, and Pumper Potable.

1080
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,280
Let's do Borders.

1081
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,760
For 400.

1082
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,040
Maine borders only this US state.

1083
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,040
What is New Hampshire?

1084
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,040
Yes.

1085
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,040
Fuck.

1086
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,040
Damn.

1087
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,040
I knew that.

1088
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,040
Dan's wishing he used that advantage, but no.

1089
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,040
Tyler's big.

1090
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,040
I don't give a fuck.

1091
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,040
We'll do Borders.

1092
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,040
600.

1093
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:04,480
Haiti borders this country.

1094
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,480
Dominican Republic.

1095
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,480
Oh yeah.

1096
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,480
Damn.

1097
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,480
Yeah.

1098
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,480
Oh yeah.

1099
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
That's correct.

1100
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,040
Will this be the guy who takes Tyler out?

1101
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,040
Maybe.

1102
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,040
Will he guess?

1103
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,040
Take Tyler out?

1104
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,040
Not even close.

1105
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,040
Just pick.

1106
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,040
Borders.

1107
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,280
Borders for 800.

1108
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,720
Alaska borders this Canadian province.

1109
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,720
Oh fuck.

1110
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,720
What province is that?

1111
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,600
What's the point is for this?

1112
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600
800.

1113
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,600
Oh.

1114
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:39,280
Alaska borders this Canadian province.

1115
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,280
No?

1116
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,960
I won a price, but I don't.

1117
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,960
The Yukon territory.

1118
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,960
I was going to say Nova Scotia.

1119
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,960
Just pick.

1120
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,960
Borders.

1121
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,960
4,000.

1122
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:58,560
Kashmir is a territory whose borders disputed by these two countries.

1123
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560
That's too hard.

1124
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,560
Two countries.

1125
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
You maybe get one.

1126
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560
You don't know Kashm- Okay.

1127
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560
India and Pakistan.

1128
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Waste of space.

1129
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,560
I thought it was a sweater.

1130
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,560
So Jeff, you got metal, 90 songs, Seinfeld, and potent potables.

1131
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560
Metal.

1132
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,560
All right.

1133
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,560
For 200.

1134
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:24,560
This band was formed in 1968 and was considered the pioneers of metal.

1135
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:29,560
What is Metallica?

1136
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,560
Who's Black Sabbath?

1137
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,560
Oh yeah.

1138
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,560
Wow.

1139
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,560
Yeah, Metallica was like the 80s.

1140
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:42,560
If you hear me do that on the podcast.

1141
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:48,560
How much do I lose on that 200?

1142
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,560
Yeah.

1143
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,560
What are the categories?

1144
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,560
Metal, 90 songs, Seinfeld, potable.

1145
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,560
Oh, like metal music?

1146
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,560
Oh, it could be about anything metal.

1147
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,560
All right, let's do 90s music.

1148
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,560
90 songs.

1149
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,560
All right.

1150
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:10,560
You got to guess the song by the intro.

1151
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:15,560
Oh, fuck.

1152
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:23,560
Don't go chasing waterfalls.

1153
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Dan.

1154
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,560
That was the first time I fell in love with a woman.

1155
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,560
I saw those mulatto girls dancing in the water.

1156
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,560
With those hips, bro?

1157
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,560
God bless.

1158
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,560
I'm a big hip guy.

1159
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,560
Dan's pick.

1160
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,560
Metals.

1161
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,560
Metal?

1162
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,560
Yeah.

1163
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,560
All right.

1164
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,560
For 400.

1165
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,560
This metal is comprised of copper and tin.

1166
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,560
What is steel?

1167
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:56,560
Oh.

1168
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,560
What the fuck is a dime made of?

1169
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,560
Copper and tin.

1170
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,560
It's whatever a dime is made of.

1171
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,560
That would be bronze.

1172
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,560
Oh, bronze age, yeah.

1173
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:08,560
Good thing I didn't say it.

1174
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,560
Dan's pick.

1175
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,560
It was either steel or bronze, and I was like, fuck, I'm not going to get another.

1176
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:17,560
Let's do 90 songs.

1177
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,560
90 songs for 400.

1178
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,560
Daily Double.

1179
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,560
Hey, yeah, I want a shoe, baby.

1180
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,560
What, a shoe?

1181
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,560
That's correct.

1182
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,560
I didn't even know that song.

1183
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,560
You don't know shoe?

1184
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Dude, this song is awesome.

1185
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Tyler's pick.

1186
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,560
Oh, do 90s again.

1187
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:39,560
For 600.

1188
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,560
What is iris?

1189
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Oh, yeah.

1190
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,560
Fuck.

1191
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,560
I didn't know the name of that.

1192
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,560
It was a goo goo doll.

1193
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,560
Yeah.

1194
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,560
Tyler's pick.

1195
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,560
90s.

1196
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,560
For 800.

1197
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,560
You weren't even born yet.

1198
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,560
98, bro.

1199
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,560
How should we get in there?

1200
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,560
Oh, yeah.

1201
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,560
What is bittersweet symphony?

1202
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,560
Oh, yeah.

1203
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,560
Jesus fucking Christ.

1204
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,560
All right.

1205
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,560
Get off this category.

1206
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,560
God damn it.

1207
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,560
96.

1208
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,560
For highly, for a thousand.

1209
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,560
Oh, no.

1210
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,560
No, that's bittersweet symphony again.

1211
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,560
For a thousand.

1212
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,560
Oh, no, it's bittersweet symphony again.

1213
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,560
What would you do?

1214
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,560
I don't know.

1215
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,560
I don't know.

1216
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,560
I don't know.

1217
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,560
I don't know.

1218
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,560
I don't know.

1219
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,560
I don't know.

1220
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:15,560
I don't know.

1221
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,560
I don't know.

1222
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,560
I don't know.

1223
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,560
Oh, shit.

1224
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:20,560
What would I do?

1225
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,560
OK, we'll do this.

1226
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,560
This show sucks.

1227
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,560
I can't tell.

1228
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Oh, fuck.

1229
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:39,560
Oh, I know this one.

1230
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:47,460
Oh, fuck.

1231
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,460
Is it without you?

1232
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,460
What did you say?

1233
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:53,460
Without you?

1234
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:55,460
He said, first he said with or without you.

1235
00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:57,460
I'll give it to him. With or without you.

1236
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,460
You got it.

1237
00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:01,460
Tyler's going down!

1238
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:03,460
Alright.

1239
00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:05,460
I didn't know that one. I really didn't.

1240
00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:07,460
What's the score?

1241
00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,460
Dan's got 400, Tyler's got 3600,

1242
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:11,460
and Jess got 1600.

1243
00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:13,460
Ooh.

1244
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:15,460
So we got categories metal,

1245
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,460
and blindfold, and potent potables.

1246
00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:21,460
Uh, Jess pick.

1247
00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:23,460
Metal.

1248
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,460
This is one of the big four

1249
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:27,460
thrash metal bands, along with Metallica,

1250
00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:29,460
Megadeth, and Slayer.

1251
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:31,460
Ooh.

1252
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:33,460
ACDC?

1253
00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:35,460
Ooh.

1254
00:54:35,460 --> 00:54:37,460
Negative.

1255
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:39,460
Who's five finger death punch?

1256
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,460
That is way newer, bro.

1257
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:43,460
That's way too new.

1258
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,460
Uh, fuck.

1259
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:47,460
Which ones? What'd you say?

1260
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:49,460
Along with Metallica, Megadeth, and Slayer.

1261
00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,460
Oh, fuck.

1262
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:53,460
I wanna say it,

1263
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,460
but I'm not gonna.

1264
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,460
Be Anthrax.

1265
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,460
Yeah.

1266
00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:01,460
Uh, Jess pick.

1267
00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:03,460
I thought Misfits for a second, then I'm like, nah, it's not thrash.

1268
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:05,460
Are we done with metals?

1269
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:07,460
Uh, no, we got 800 from metals.

1270
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:09,460
You got, uh, Daily Double there.

1271
00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:11,460
Ooh.

1272
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:13,460
So you got, uh,

1273
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:15,460
a thousand points to wager.

1274
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:17,460
Okay, I'll do 400.

1275
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:19,460
400. We can't, we can't answer this one down.

1276
00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:21,460
Uh, this is one of two metals you,

1277
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,460
uh, sorry, this is one of two

1278
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:25,460
metals that make up the Earth's inner core.

1279
00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:29,460
That's a tough one.

1280
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:33,460
Cough cough cough cough.

1281
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,460
I'm gonna go with

1282
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:39,460
Carbon.

1283
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:41,460
Oh no.

1284
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:43,460
Nickel, nickel or iron.

1285
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:45,460
Damn, I woulda gotten it!

1286
00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:47,460
I woulda said copper.

1287
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:49,460
Cause I was just looking up the moon magma.

1288
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:51,460
Yeah, the moon magma, yeah.

1289
00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:53,460
Uh, alright, you want, uh,

1290
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:55,460
metals for a thousand?

1291
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:57,460
Yep.

1292
00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:59,460
This German metal band is known for hits such as

1293
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:01,460
Dew Hots.

1294
00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:03,460
God.

1295
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,460
What is Ramstein?

1296
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:07,460
God damn it. Wait, who's?

1297
00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:09,460
Who's the fuck?

1298
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:11,460
Tyler Speck, Seinfeld, Potent Potables.

1299
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:13,460
I'll do Seinfeld, I suck at this one, but

1300
00:56:13,460 --> 00:56:15,460
we'll do it.

1301
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:17,460
200. Elaine's Eccentric Boss,

1302
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:19,460
played by John O'Hurley.

1303
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:23,460
Either you guys, I didn't want Seinfeld.

1304
00:56:23,460 --> 00:56:25,460
Who is Peterson?

1305
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:27,460
Not quite.

1306
00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:29,460
That would be

1307
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:31,460
Jay Peterman.

1308
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:33,460
Oh, god damn it.

1309
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:35,460
Uh, man. Tyler Speck?

1310
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,460
Fuck, I lost points.

1311
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,460
200. This cocktail contains vodka,

1312
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:41,460
peach snobs, cranberry juice,

1313
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:43,460
and orange juice.

1314
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:45,460
I don't fucking know.

1315
00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:47,460
Whatever, I'm gonna lose anyway.

1316
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:49,460
What is a screwdriver?

1317
00:56:49,460 --> 00:56:51,460
Oh, no.

1318
00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:53,460
You say screwdriver every time.

1319
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:55,460
That'd be Sex on the Beach.

1320
00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:57,460
Damn. Doesn't a screwdriver have vodka

1321
00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:59,460
and orange juice?

1322
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:01,460
I don't know. I gotta look it up. Cause I keep saying it

1323
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,460
and losing points. Yeah, it was the answer

1324
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,460
to the questions.

1325
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:07,460
Alright, we'll do tote potables again.

1326
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:09,460
For 400.

1327
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,460
Color of whiskey before being put in

1328
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:13,460
barrels.

1329
00:57:13,460 --> 00:57:15,460
What is clear?

1330
00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:17,460
Yes.

1331
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,460
God damn it.

1332
00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:21,460
Tote potables.

1333
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:23,460
600. This beverage

1334
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,460
contains champagne and orange juice.

1335
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,460
Samosa.

1336
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:31,460
Yeah, we're gonna answer it.

1337
00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:33,460
I was gonna say samosa, but I

1338
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:35,460
didn't hit a button fast enough.

1339
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,460
Got it.

1340
00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:39,460
You got Seinfeld and

1341
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:41,460
potent potables.

1342
00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:43,460
400. Brian Cranston

1343
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,460
played this dentist in Seinfeld.

1344
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:47,460
Oh, fuck.

1345
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:49,460
He was a creepy one.

1346
00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:51,460
That fucking did like the

1347
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:53,460
laughing gas before he did the fucking

1348
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:55,460
oral surgery. What the fuck is his name?

1349
00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:57,460
Tim Watley.

1350
00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:59,460
That was fucking hard, dude.

1351
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:01,460
That was a fucking really hard question.

1352
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,460
That was not hard.

1353
00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:05,460
I knew the fucking like

1354
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:07,460
the thing that he did.

1355
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,460
Yeah, just the...

1356
00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:11,460
Seinfeld. 600.

1357
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,460
Another Daily Dollar.

1358
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:15,460
He's got 1200 dollars.

1359
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,460
For Seinfeld?

1360
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:19,460
Uh, yeah. I'm gonna do a hundred.

1361
00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:23,460
Alright, the true winner of the

1362
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:25,460
contest.

1363
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,460
Who was the true winner? Kramer.

1364
00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,460
He says Kramer.

1365
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:31,460
That would be Jerry.

1366
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:33,460
Jerry!

1367
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:35,460
I don't remember that episode.

1368
00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:37,460
But you lost, you only lost a hundred points.

1369
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:39,460
No, it's not that big of a deal.

1370
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,460
You can pick Seinfeld or Potent Potables.

1371
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:43,460
Seinfeld.

1372
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:45,460
Larry David placed a reference to

1373
00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:47,460
this superhero in every episode of Seinfeld.

1374
00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:51,460
I don't fucking know.

1375
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:53,460
No idea. Is there a Jewish

1376
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,460
superhero?

1377
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,460
That would be Superman.

1378
00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:59,460
Superman was probably the easiest

1379
00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:01,460
one to guess, but I was like...

1380
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:03,460
You don't want to lose the points.

1381
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:05,460
Seinfeld.

1382
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:07,460
1000.

1383
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,460
The sports team that George works for in part of the show.

1384
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:11,460
The Zuvierk Yankees.

1385
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,460
Dan's been...

1386
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:15,460
Dan's in the game now.

1387
00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:17,460
You got Potent Potables.

1388
00:59:17,460 --> 00:59:19,460
That's it.

1389
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:21,460
I think I'll do Potent Potables.

1390
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,460
This non-alcoholic cocktail was named after

1391
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,460
the American actress.

1392
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:27,460
What is a Shirley Temple?

1393
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:29,460
Oh yeah.

1394
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:31,460
That's a...

1395
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:33,460
Shirley Temple. And finally for a thousand,

1396
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:35,460
Dan.

1397
00:59:35,460 --> 00:59:37,460
Yes.

1398
00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:39,460
You got 1200.

1399
00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:43,460
Oh, I want to wager...

1400
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:45,460
I'll do 100.

1401
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:47,460
200, 200. I'll wager 200.

1402
00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:49,460
Wait, what are the scores?

1403
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,460
I'm going to lose either way. What does Tyler have?

1404
00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:53,460
Tyler's got 5000. Dan's got 1200.

1405
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:55,460
Jeff has 1100.

1406
00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,460
I might as well just fucking wager it all because it doesn't matter.

1407
00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:01,460
Right?

1408
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:03,460
Proved by the math guy?

1409
01:00:03,460 --> 01:00:05,460
This kind of rum

1410
01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:07,460
is an apetite colada.

1411
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,460
Oh fuck.

1412
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:11,460
That's an easy one, bro!

1413
01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:13,460
That's easy!

1414
01:00:13,460 --> 01:00:15,460
If he doesn't get it right, can I just answer it?

1415
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,460
No, fuck off!

1416
01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:19,460
This is everything I got, Tyler!

1417
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:21,460
Calm down!

1418
01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:23,460
This kind of rum...

1419
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,460
is in what?

1420
01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:27,460
A pina colada.

1421
01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,460
Think about it!

1422
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,460
Fuck, I don't drink alcohol, dude. I don't either!

1423
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:33,460
You used to.

1424
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:35,460
I used to. I used to drink a lot.

1425
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,460
Oh, it's so fucking easy, Dan!

1426
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:39,460
A pina colada is...

1427
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,460
It's like a fruity...

1428
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:43,460
tastes like fucking coconut and vanilla and...

1429
01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:45,460
Fuck!

1430
01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:49,460
This kind of rum...

1431
01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:51,460
I don't know. Come on, Danny boy!

1432
01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,460
Hmm...

1433
01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:55,460
What is...

1434
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,460
What is...

1435
01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:59,460
Come on, Dan!

1436
01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:01,460
Dude, I don't know.

1437
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:03,460
I really don't know.

1438
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,460
Say something. You bet everything.

1439
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:07,460
Pina colada.

1440
01:01:07,460 --> 01:01:09,460
What the fuck is it, bro? Hold on.

1441
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,460
Just give me a second. Come on!

1442
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,460
Give me a fucking second to think about it, Tyler!

1443
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:15,460
Jeez, I know you know it!

1444
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:17,460
God, give me one fucking second!

1445
01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:19,460
I got this.

1446
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:21,460
Hold on.

1447
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,460
We gotta get Allymack in here.

1448
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,460
This kind of rum...

1449
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:31,460
You got this, Dan.

1450
01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:33,460
Do you know what it is, Jeff?

1451
01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:35,460
I believe...

1452
01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:37,460
You do?

1453
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:39,460
Fuck me!

1454
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:41,460
I gotta drink more alcohol, bro!

1455
01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:43,460
I've only got 200 points.

1456
01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:47,460
Give me a second.

1457
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:49,460
Just let me fucking...

1458
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:51,460
Let me brainstorm, god damn it!

1459
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:53,460
Think about it. What kind of rum...

1460
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,460
What kind of rum are there?

1461
01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:57,460
I don't really know a lot about alcohol, dude.

1462
01:01:57,460 --> 01:01:59,460
Umm...

1463
01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:01,460
What is RPI?

1464
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,460
What is that?

1465
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,460
That was literally an answer on The Last Jeopardy.

1466
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,460
On actual Jeopardy.

1467
01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,460
Fuck, dude.

1468
01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,460
Stop!

1469
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:13,460
That hurt, you idiot.

1470
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:15,460
Tyler just cocked his head on the mic.

1471
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:19,460
What is...

1472
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:21,460
Bacardi?

1473
01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:23,460
I don't know, dude.

1474
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:25,460
That'd be white rum.

1475
01:02:25,460 --> 01:02:27,460
I wouldn't fucking know that!

1476
01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:29,460
You act like everybody on the street knows that!

1477
01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:31,460
It's fucking easy!

1478
01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:33,460
You knew that?

1479
01:02:33,460 --> 01:02:35,460
Damn, I gotta drink more. What the fuck, bro?

1480
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,460
Down to fucking zero.

1481
01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:39,460
I got nothing to wager on.

1482
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:43,460
Tyler's got 5,000, Jeff's got 1,100, and Dan's got...

1483
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,460
Zero.

1484
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,460
So, uh...

1485
01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:49,460
Yeah.

1486
01:02:49,460 --> 01:02:51,460
I guess Tyler, text me your wagers.

1487
01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:55,460
But, uh...

1488
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,460
I don't know, what do you think?

1489
01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:59,460
Tyler's got the...

1490
01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:01,460
I think Tyler's got this one sealed in the bag.

1491
01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,460
Dude, I never would've gotten that.

1492
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:07,460
You wanna risk it all or you gonna say safe?

1493
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:09,460
Yeah, of course I'll.

1494
01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:11,460
You gonna say safe?

1495
01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:13,460
Tyler, give me your wager.

1496
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,460
I already gave you my fucking wager.

1497
01:03:15,460 --> 01:03:17,460
Alright.

1498
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,460
Question, uh, it's actually about board games.

1499
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:21,460
Ooh, I'm gonna board games.

1500
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:23,460
So the question is,

1501
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:25,460
these are the four corners on a Monopoly board.

1502
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:31,460
Dan, you can, uh,

1503
01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:33,460
answer just for fun.

1504
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:35,460
I'll answer.

1505
01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:37,460
Um...

1506
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:43,460
I don't know what I'm doing

1507
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:45,460
because I can't text you. I don't have your number.

1508
01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:47,460
Oh, yeah.

1509
01:03:47,460 --> 01:03:49,460
Um, are you on Facebook?

1510
01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:51,460
I am.

1511
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,460
Alright, let me add you.

1512
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:55,460
What's your name?

1513
01:03:55,460 --> 01:04:07,460
I'm Campbell, C-A-M-P-O-S.

1514
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:09,460
I'm not confident on this one,

1515
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:11,460
but that was my best guess.

1516
01:04:17,460 --> 01:04:19,460
I don't know which one is you.

1517
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,460
Is that you?

1518
01:04:21,460 --> 01:04:23,460
No, no.

1519
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,460
Alright.

1520
01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:27,460
Four corners on a Monopoly board.

1521
01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:35,460
It's looking like, uh,

1522
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:37,460
number 11's going to be me.

1523
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,460
That's the fucking guy.

1524
01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:47,460
Ah!

1525
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:49,460
Alright, just as go, jail, go to jail,

1526
01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:51,460
and free parking.

1527
01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:53,460
Correct.

1528
01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:55,460
Yeah, I got the last two wrong.

1529
01:04:55,460 --> 01:04:57,460
Oh, you got up to

1530
01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:59,460
2,200.

1531
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,460
Tyler says,

1532
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:03,460
go, jail, park place,

1533
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:05,460
and Broadway.

1534
01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:07,460
That is not correct.

1535
01:05:07,460 --> 01:05:09,460
Those are the ones that I nailed.

1536
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:11,460
He bet 100. He's got 49.

1537
01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:13,460
What did Dan say?

1538
01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:15,460
Dan said, go to jail,

1539
01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:17,460
jail, free parking, and go.

1540
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:19,460
That's correct. He bet zero dollars.

1541
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,460
He comes away with zero dollars.

1542
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:23,460
Tyler wins.

1543
01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:25,460
Tyler wins!

1544
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:27,460
This fucking guy.

1545
01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:29,460
This fucking guy!

1546
01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,460
What's that? 11?

1547
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,460
Yeah, we know.

1548
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:35,460
Jeopardy Hall Saint? Yeah, that's me.

1549
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:37,460
Next time, Dan and Tyler

1550
01:05:37,460 --> 01:05:39,460
are going to, or, uh,

1551
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:41,460
Dan and Ali Mack are going to take you out

1552
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:43,460
with their extra 2,000 points.

1553
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:45,460
I should have used my extra 2,000

1554
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:47,460
for the final.

1555
01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:49,460
Are they still lost after getting,

1556
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:51,460
after having 2,000 point bonus?

1557
01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:53,460
That'll be fun to see.

1558
01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:55,460
That'll be really funny.

1559
01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:57,460
Alright.

1560
01:05:57,460 --> 01:05:59,460
I'd have to, like, sweep the board

1561
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:01,460
to be locked out. Like, I'd have to absolutely

1562
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:03,460
fucking sweep to be locked out.

1563
01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:05,460
Dude, those fucking

1564
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:07,460
90's songs in the Tyler category.

1565
01:06:07,460 --> 01:06:09,460
It wasn't for those.

1566
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,460
Yeah.

1567
01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:13,460
Alright, we'll take a break

1568
01:06:13,460 --> 01:06:15,460
on the entire podcast.

1569
01:06:15,460 --> 01:06:17,460
Thank you for coming on.

1570
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:19,460
Of course, man. Yeah, thanks for coming on.

1571
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:21,460
Good to be here. Thanks, guys. Yeah, it was good.

1572
01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:23,460
You wanna come back for Jeopardy?

1573
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:25,460
For next week? No.

1574
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:27,460
Anytime.

1575
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:49,460
Alright, thanks. We'll be back.

1576
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:51,460
Oh!

1577
01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:55,460
Yeah, welcome back to our little podcast.

1578
01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:57,460
Dan's jamming out over here.

1579
01:06:57,460 --> 01:07:01,460
Ugh.

1580
01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:03,460
This is why we have to get cameras.

1581
01:07:03,460 --> 01:07:05,460
Du hast. Du hast, bitch.

1582
01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,460
Du hast, mish.

1583
01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:09,460
We're back on episode 60 with uh,

1584
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,460
Du hast.

1585
01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:15,460
Du hast, mish.

1586
01:07:15,460 --> 01:07:17,460
How come you didn't get this Jeopardy question?

1587
01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:19,460
Which one? The one about

1588
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,460
the lobster. Oh, we just hit the lobster first.

1589
01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,460
I was waiting for him to get it wrong so I could say it, but

1590
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:25,460
I would've got it

1591
01:07:25,460 --> 01:07:27,460
if we were in the old Jeopardy.

1592
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,460
What is this? What is this? What is this?

1593
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:31,460
What is this? What is this?

1594
01:07:31,460 --> 01:07:33,460
Pre-Buzzer Jeopardy, I would've got it.

1595
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:35,460
Dan, your mic's not on. There we go.

1596
01:07:35,460 --> 01:07:37,460
Is your mic on now?

1597
01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:39,460
Press one, two. Yep, we're good.

1598
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:41,460
Ah, this shit's fast. Yep.

1599
01:07:41,460 --> 01:07:43,460
Pre-Buzzer Jeopardy, I would've got

1600
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,460
the wrong sign question.

1601
01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:47,460
Du hast, mish.

1602
01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:49,460
Guaranteed.

1603
01:07:49,460 --> 01:07:51,460
Alright. So Tyler, tell us about these

1604
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:53,460
Jew tunnels. Jew tunnels

1605
01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:55,460
in New York City. Yeah, let's go down the

1606
01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:57,460
rabbi hole.

1607
01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,460
So did you hear about these

1608
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:01,460
Jew tunnels beforehand?

1609
01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:03,460
Did we? Yeah. Yeah, I

1610
01:08:03,460 --> 01:08:05,460
was on the news. And Twitter.

1611
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:07,460
It's like all over Twitter. Yeah.

1612
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:09,460
I heard about the Hamas tunnels.

1613
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:11,460
Nah, these fucking, these guys in New York City,

1614
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:13,460
they are of the

1615
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:15,460
Jewish descent and faith,

1616
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:17,460
have these tunnels

1617
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,460
underneath their church that they

1618
01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:21,460
dug. And their

1619
01:08:21,460 --> 01:08:23,460
official story is that

1620
01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:25,460
during COVID, they wanted to

1621
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:27,460
not go outside, so they dug a

1622
01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:29,460
tunnel underneath the thing so they could

1623
01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:31,460
get to their temple from their like

1624
01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:33,460
male, like

1625
01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:35,460
holding area. And

1626
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:37,460
they're like, yeah, that's it.

1627
01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:39,460
That's all the things. But they're like, the tunnels

1628
01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:41,460
looked like they were about to be expanded,

1629
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:43,460
like going out different areas and shit.

1630
01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:45,460
And

1631
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:47,460
when the cops went in, they're like,

1632
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:49,460
what the fuck are you guys doing?

1633
01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:51,460
They literally fucking, they had a riot of these fucking

1634
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,460
like Hasidic Jews. They were throwing like

1635
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:55,460
benches at cops and shit. And like

1636
01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:57,460
they were sitting in the tunnel so the cops couldn't

1637
01:08:57,460 --> 01:08:59,460
go into the tunnel. But then the cops arrested

1638
01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:01,460
like 12 of them or something. There was

1639
01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:03,460
like 12 or 14 of them.

1640
01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:05,460
And then they like, they started like just getting

1641
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,460
everybody out of the fucking temple when they explored

1642
01:09:07,460 --> 01:09:09,460
the, they explored the fucking like the tunnels.

1643
01:09:09,460 --> 01:09:11,460
They found mattresses

1644
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:13,460
stained with something,

1645
01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:15,460
some substance,

1646
01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:17,460
baby fucking

1647
01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:19,460
height chairs and shit.

1648
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:21,460
And like they're like, yeah,

1649
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:23,460
it was just tunnels for COVID and stuff. It's like

1650
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,460
what the fuck's going on

1651
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,460
with this shit? Like you don't just make a

1652
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:29,460
tunnel because you don't want to go outside.

1653
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:31,460
Like what the fuck's

1654
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:33,460
going on? Where was this? This is in New York City.

1655
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:35,460
Yeah, I

1656
01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:37,460
saw the picture of the mattress that was like stained.

1657
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,460
Yeah, it's weird. Like there's like, what

1658
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,460
the fuck are you guys doing in these tunnels?

1659
01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:43,460
And also these tunnels were like three

1660
01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:45,460
feet by three feet. I don't know. Maybe they're just

1661
01:09:45,460 --> 01:09:47,460
hiding because they like, you know, there's so much

1662
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:49,460
anti-semitism. I mean, dude, let's

1663
01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:51,460
break this down, right?

1664
01:09:51,460 --> 01:09:53,460
Maybe I shouldn't.

1665
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,460
We're gonna get canceled.

1666
01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:57,460
We're already canceled. But

1667
01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,460
all I'm saying is like

1668
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:01,460
they made some more real estate

1669
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:03,460
and one of the most

1670
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:05,460
like real estate

1671
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:07,460
like expensive places in the world.

1672
01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:09,460
Yeah. But also they just made

1673
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:11,460
more. They destabilized the building

1674
01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:13,460
in between their buildings.

1675
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:15,460
They don't care. They just made more real estate.

1676
01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:17,460
They can charge. They're probably charging people rent

1677
01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:19,460
down there. That's probably

1678
01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:21,460
what they were doing. Yeah.

1679
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:23,460
It's fucking weird. Like what the fuck is going on?

1680
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,460
Why are you making tunnels?

1681
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:27,460
Yeah. Like that's fucking like

1682
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:29,460
people are like, oh yeah, it's COVID when

1683
01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:31,460
they did it. I'm like, that doesn't even fucking make sense.

1684
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:33,460
And it's like, yeah, you need

1685
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:35,460
a fucking building permit. Yeah.

1686
01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:37,460
They're just like, no, we're gonna dig tunnels.

1687
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:39,460
Like what the fuck are you guys doing?

1688
01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:41,460
Like also there's

1689
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:43,460
so much shit underground in New York City.

1690
01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:45,460
There's like fucking like wires and fucking

1691
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:47,460
like, you know, you could dig too far down

1692
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,460
and end up in a fucking subway system and shit.

1693
01:10:49,460 --> 01:10:51,460
Like what the fuck are you guys thinking?

1694
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:53,460
Yeah. I wonder if they called 811.

1695
01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,460
You know what that is?

1696
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:57,460
Call before you dig. Like that's like

1697
01:10:57,460 --> 01:10:59,460
anytime you do like any job in the house

1698
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:01,460
like a contractor, they have to call

1699
01:11:01,460 --> 01:11:03,460
811 to make sure that

1700
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:05,460
there's no electrical lines or like

1701
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:07,460
gas lines or subway systems or anything.

1702
01:11:07,460 --> 01:11:09,460
I had a friend

1703
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:11,460
that didn't do that

1704
01:11:11,460 --> 01:11:13,460
and hit a gas line.

1705
01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:15,460
Yeah.

1706
01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:17,460
The gas was spewing out

1707
01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:19,460
and they had to, if they

1708
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:21,460
had called the city, they would have gotten

1709
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:23,460
probably like gone to jail

1710
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:25,460
or something like that. So they had to get

1711
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:27,460
a plumber that was willing to

1712
01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:29,460
help them fix this

1713
01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:31,460
active gas line. Oh my god.

1714
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:33,460
And then just rebury it.

1715
01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:35,460
Yeah, dude, because that's like

1716
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:37,460
that's a huge crime.

1717
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,460
Oh yeah. Yeah. Like that's like

1718
01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:41,460
felony level crime. Yeah.

1719
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:43,460
So they're like, well, we need some fucking

1720
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:45,460
experts and we gotta...

1721
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:47,460
Well, was it just an accident? Did they pay the fucking plumber?

1722
01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:49,460
Yeah, but you're supposed to call 811

1723
01:11:49,460 --> 01:11:51,460
before you dig. Well, I don't know that.

1724
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:53,460
There's signs everywhere. It says

1725
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:55,460
there's not sounds on my house that say that.

1726
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,460
It's very similar to

1727
01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:59,460
911 for a reason. Because it's

1728
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:01,460
like the next most important number.

1729
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:03,460
Like before you put a shovel in your yard.

1730
01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:05,460
Even if I dig in my backyard? Yes.

1731
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:07,460
You have to call 811.

1732
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:09,460
We should call 811. Let's see what happens.

1733
01:12:09,460 --> 01:12:11,460
Let's not call 811.

1734
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:13,460
Let's not do that. Why?

1735
01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:15,460
Because that's a stupid idea.

1736
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:17,460
It's just an information line.

1737
01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:19,460
Let's see.

1738
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:21,460
Is it like a real person you talk to?

1739
01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:23,460
What if I call 811?

1740
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:25,460
Let's see what happens.

1741
01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:27,460
You say 811

1742
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:29,460
somewhere. Don Wadd calls

1743
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:31,460
811. Dan, I'll be trying

1744
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:33,460
to make some of those drew tunnels.

1745
01:12:33,460 --> 01:12:35,460
I don't need the property so I can

1746
01:12:35,460 --> 01:12:37,460
go get pringles in my

1747
01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:39,460
house around.

1748
01:12:39,460 --> 01:12:41,460
I ain't going to be going out of the cold.

1749
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,460
Let's see. Your state

1750
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:47,460
811 center will inform

1751
01:12:47,460 --> 01:12:49,460
utility operators in your area that they

1752
01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:51,460
need to mark any buried utility lines

1753
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:53,460
on your property with paint or

1754
01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:55,460
flags. So they'll come out and do it.

1755
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,460
It's like a service. If

1756
01:12:57,460 --> 01:12:59,460
you said that, I'm going to go dig a drew

1757
01:12:59,460 --> 01:13:01,460
tunnel in my backyard.

1758
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,460
They would come out and they'd mark any gas lines

1759
01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:05,460
or electrical lines or anything like that with paint

1760
01:13:05,460 --> 01:13:07,460
or flags. Interesting.

1761
01:13:07,460 --> 01:13:09,460
What if you dig and you find something valuable?

1762
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:11,460
It's on your property.

1763
01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:13,460
Doesn't the government

1764
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:15,460
take that? No, that's actually not true.

1765
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,460
Specifically, if you have

1766
01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:19,460
oil on your property and you dig and you

1767
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:21,460
get an oil-like thing,

1768
01:13:21,460 --> 01:13:23,460
that's your oil. You own it because it's your property.

1769
01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:25,460
Kind of.

1770
01:13:25,460 --> 01:13:27,460
Also

1771
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:29,460
with precious metals, if you found

1772
01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:31,460
a gold ore vein or something in

1773
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:33,460
your backyard and you got it,

1774
01:13:33,460 --> 01:13:35,460
that's your property. Not in New York

1775
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:37,460
State. Not in New York State? No, dude.

1776
01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:39,460
New York State, the law in New York

1777
01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:41,460
State is any gold you find in

1778
01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,460
New York State belongs to the state of New York. That's

1779
01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:45,460
bullshit. If you found

1780
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:47,460
a nugget of

1781
01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:49,460
raw fucking gold, that's

1782
01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:51,460
New York State property. That's fucking horseshit.

1783
01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,460
Yeah, of course it is, dude.

1784
01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:55,460
That sums up New York State

1785
01:13:55,460 --> 01:13:57,460
in fucking one sentence. You know what I do?

1786
01:13:57,460 --> 01:13:59,460
I melt it down. They can't track that.

1787
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:01,460
Well, dude, I wouldn't tell them one because

1788
01:14:01,460 --> 01:14:03,460
it's such a fucking greedy law.

1789
01:14:03,460 --> 01:14:05,460
You find gold, it's our gold.

1790
01:14:05,460 --> 01:14:07,460
Even though there's no gold in this state,

1791
01:14:07,460 --> 01:14:09,460
if you do happen to find some, it's

1792
01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:11,460
our gold.

1793
01:14:11,460 --> 01:14:13,460
You know where they're fucking fascist is Montana.

1794
01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:15,460
Why?

1795
01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:17,460
Why do you think they're fascist? Because I was

1796
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:19,460
watching Yellowstone

1797
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,460
State troopers. No, they're

1798
01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:23,460
gay mordans, which is kind

1799
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,460
of like a cop that enforces wildlife

1800
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,460
laws. It's a ranger.

1801
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:29,460
It's a forest ranger. But they

1802
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:31,460
fucking go out and they

1803
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,460
fucking check people's...

1804
01:14:33,460 --> 01:14:35,460
Oh, you shot this doe and you

1805
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:37,460
didn't have a fucking Class B license.

1806
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:39,460
You had a Class A license.

1807
01:14:39,460 --> 01:14:41,460
So you're fucking getting all these

1808
01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:43,460
tickets. It's just like

1809
01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:45,460
fucking fascism.

1810
01:14:45,460 --> 01:14:47,460
You had to have a hunting license,

1811
01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:49,460
Casey, for specific things. But why?

1812
01:14:49,460 --> 01:14:51,460
Because we've hunted

1813
01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,460
animals out of extinction.

1814
01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:55,460
To extinction, not out of extinction.

1815
01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,460
But it's Montana. There's nobody there.

1816
01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:59,460
That'd be an interesting thing if we could hunt an animal

1817
01:14:59,460 --> 01:15:01,460
out of extinction.

1818
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,460
How could we do that? If we killed a bunch of

1819
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:05,460
priders in an area where there's only like

1820
01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:07,460
a limited amount. You could hunt other

1821
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:09,460
animals, their prey, out of

1822
01:15:09,460 --> 01:15:11,460
extinction. But then they wouldn't be

1823
01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:13,460
extinct.

1824
01:15:13,460 --> 01:15:15,460
It's not possible. One cop was like,

1825
01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:17,460
oh, we've got signs that this person

1826
01:15:17,460 --> 01:15:19,460
had a fucking campfire

1827
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:21,460
last night and it's just like a tent in the middle

1828
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:23,460
of fucking nowhere. He's like,

1829
01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:25,460
you're not allowed to have a campfire here.

1830
01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:27,460
He's like, I'm gonna

1831
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:29,460
stay... You waited hours to

1832
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:31,460
have a chat with them. They're fucking hardcore.

1833
01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,460
If you don't put out your fire the

1834
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:35,460
correct way, they'll fucking hunt you down.

1835
01:15:35,460 --> 01:15:37,460
Damn.

1836
01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:39,460
I've never had an issue with them because I've

1837
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:41,460
always done the proper

1838
01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:43,460
putting the thing in and then burying it.

1839
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,460
But in the city, you can do whatever

1840
01:15:45,460 --> 01:15:47,460
the fuck you want. You can fucking shoot somebody

1841
01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:49,460
down. They probably won't even catch you.

1842
01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:51,460
Dude, I feel like it's such like...

1843
01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:53,460
I'm not bashing cops at all.

1844
01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:55,460
Because I think like

1845
01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:57,460
I think it's a noble job.

1846
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:59,460
I think it's cool.

1847
01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:01,460
I took a couple police tests.

1848
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:03,460
You took a couple police tests. I remember the first time I met you.

1849
01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:05,460
You took a test to be a park ranger, right?

1850
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:07,460
Yeah, it was the Department of

1851
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:09,460
Environmental Protection for New York City.

1852
01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:11,460
EVA.

1853
01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:13,460
What do they call it? It's NCON

1854
01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:15,460
up here, but down there it's the

1855
01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:17,460
DP

1856
01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:19,460
Department of

1857
01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,460
Department of Environmental

1858
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:23,460
No, DEP.

1859
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:25,460
But being a cop

1860
01:16:25,460 --> 01:16:27,460
sometimes is like you're just the bearer of bad

1861
01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:29,460
news. And you're just

1862
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,460
like the guy going

1863
01:16:31,460 --> 01:16:33,460
around telling people they can't do shit.

1864
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,460
It's kind of lame 90% of the

1865
01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,460
time. Yeah, but I want to be a cop

1866
01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:39,460
until this fucking George Floyd shit happened.

1867
01:16:39,460 --> 01:16:41,460
Because once that happened, you're

1868
01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:43,460
public enemy number one if you're a fucking cop. You can

1869
01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:45,460
do your job perfectly and everyone still hates you.

1870
01:16:45,460 --> 01:16:47,460
Yeah, it's like you got to really

1871
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:49,460
want that like

1872
01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:51,460
I almost feel like that forces people

1873
01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:53,460
who don't want to. Would have been good

1874
01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:55,460
cops to fucking

1875
01:16:55,460 --> 01:16:57,460
leave. Right, right. Because like

1876
01:16:57,460 --> 01:16:59,460
I and like people are like, well, the police force

1877
01:16:59,460 --> 01:17:01,460
has gone down like training and stuff. It's like

1878
01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:03,460
this is what you guys fucking wanted.

1879
01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:05,460
This is exactly what you guys fucking wanted.

1880
01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:07,460
You first off made the cops publicly

1881
01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:09,460
public enemy number one.

1882
01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:11,460
All the good cops fucking left.

1883
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,460
All the cops you said that you didn't want

1884
01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:15,460
to be on the force are the only ones fucking left

1885
01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:17,460
because they're corrupt and they'll do whatever the fuck they want

1886
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:19,460
anyways. And then guess what?

1887
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:21,460
Good people don't want to go into a fucking corrupt police

1888
01:17:21,460 --> 01:17:23,460
force. And guess what? You fucking

1889
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:25,460
succeeded. All the police are fucking scumbags.

1890
01:17:25,460 --> 01:17:27,460
Right. It's like not all of them

1891
01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:29,460
but like there's a vast majority now

1892
01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:31,460
that are fucking just scumbags now because

1893
01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,460
you fucking did this. You guys

1894
01:17:33,460 --> 01:17:35,460
literally took a fucking thing that was a good

1895
01:17:35,460 --> 01:17:37,460
thing and you guys are like, no

1896
01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:39,460
we don't like it. We're going to fucking just punch a

1897
01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:41,460
cop for no fucking reason when he's

1898
01:17:41,460 --> 01:17:43,460
off duty. So they're just like, fuck it. I don't want to

1899
01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:45,460
be a cop anymore. I want to fucking help people

1900
01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:47,460
and now the people who shouldn't be fucking cops

1901
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:49,460
are the only ones that are trying to be cops now.

1902
01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:51,460
It's a fucking disgrace. I fucking hate

1903
01:17:51,460 --> 01:17:53,460
these people for it. Yeah. It's like

1904
01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:55,460
the people that stick around now are the people

1905
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:57,460
that really want the uniform.

1906
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,460
For the wrong reasons.

1907
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:01,460
Whereas like you and me took tests

1908
01:18:01,460 --> 01:18:03,460
because it's like, oh this is like

1909
01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:05,460
similar to EMS you get to help. You want to help

1910
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:07,460
people. You get a pension.

1911
01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:09,460
There's more. You're more taken care of.

1912
01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:11,460
It's like, it's just, it's more

1913
01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:13,460
like. But I don't want people attacking my

1914
01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:15,460
family because I'm a fucking cop. Right. And I

1915
01:18:15,460 --> 01:18:17,460
talked to a trooper about that and I said

1916
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,460
I'm like, dude, like are you

1917
01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:21,460
ever worried that like people like

1918
01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:23,460
come to your personal address? He's like, it's a big

1919
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:25,460
problem. We don't talk about it. Yeah.

1920
01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:27,460
Like he's like, it's like

1921
01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:29,460
not discussed but it's a fucking problem.

1922
01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:31,460
Yeah. He goes, but if anybody came to

1923
01:18:31,460 --> 01:18:33,460
my house. I'd kill them. They're not getting through the

1924
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,460
front fucking door. No. Like

1925
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,460
yeah, that sucks.

1926
01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:39,460
But like, yeah, like you fucking like

1927
01:18:39,460 --> 01:18:41,460
if they do like the ID, what's your badge

1928
01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:43,460
number and stuff, they get your fucking address. Right.

1929
01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:45,460
It's like I think

1930
01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:47,460
and like they're like, why do cops not want to give you

1931
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:49,460
your badge number out? Because somebody can come

1932
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:51,460
and fucking kill you. Right. Or try

1933
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:53,460
to hurt your family. Right. It's like what

1934
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:55,460
if you arrest a cartel member or something? Yeah.

1935
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:57,460
And like give me your badge number.

1936
01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:59,460
It's just like, and you can't not

1937
01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:01,460
give them your badge number because that's fucking

1938
01:19:01,460 --> 01:19:03,460
illegal. But there's like, and then

1939
01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:05,460
what if they find your badge number? They can find out your entire fucking

1940
01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:07,460
police record and your address.

1941
01:19:07,460 --> 01:19:09,460
Right. Why is that public information?

1942
01:19:09,460 --> 01:19:11,460
Because

1943
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:13,460
you are a government official

1944
01:19:13,460 --> 01:19:15,460
and you're like a thing but like they

1945
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:17,460
have to like put like your name and like the database

1946
01:19:17,460 --> 01:19:19,460
and like your record and shit.

1947
01:19:19,460 --> 01:19:21,460
Like that's just a fucking thing. I think

1948
01:19:21,460 --> 01:19:23,460
it's stupid. I think that cop's

1949
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:25,460
address shouldn't be on their fucking thing.

1950
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,460
I don't think their actual

1951
01:19:27,460 --> 01:19:29,460
addresses. Their actual address is on the thing.

1952
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:31,460
Man.

1953
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:33,460
It's a tough gig. It's a tough

1954
01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:35,460
gig being a cop. But

1955
01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:37,460
I feel like

1956
01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:39,460
I feel like really

1957
01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:41,460
like people

1958
01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:43,460
with an IQ above like 124

1959
01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:45,460
have no interest in those kind of jobs.

1960
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:47,460
They don't want to be blue collar workers.

1961
01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:49,460
Like I asked

1962
01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:51,460
Jeff one time. I'm like

1963
01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:53,460
have you ever thought about like being

1964
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:55,460
a cop or anything like that? He goes absolutely not.

1965
01:19:55,460 --> 01:19:57,460
Never. It was just like

1966
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,460
like not even like not even

1967
01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:01,460
on his radar of something that you consider

1968
01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:03,460
a job. It was just

1969
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:05,460
such a quick answer. Like absolutely

1970
01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:07,460
not. I wouldn't really want to

1971
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:09,460
work in a job where it's just like

1972
01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:11,460
sitting in an office. Oh yeah.

1973
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:13,460
I don't either.

1974
01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:15,460
I'm getting out of that being like

1975
01:20:15,460 --> 01:20:17,460
I want to be on the field doing stuff. I'm like I'm fucking

1976
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:19,460
sick of that shit man. Right.

1977
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:21,460
That's why I'm taking this one. But also I want to

1978
01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:23,460
just be sitting in a fucking desk. I'd be going

1979
01:20:23,460 --> 01:20:25,460
out like going places and doing shit.

1980
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:27,460
So like half the time I'd

1981
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:29,460
be in the fucking desk being like

1982
01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:31,460
but then the other half of the time I'm actually out

1983
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,460
doing shit. Yeah. Which is the cool part.

1984
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:35,460
That desk shit gets old fucking quick.

1985
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:37,460
The money doesn't.

1986
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:39,460
Well yeah. Doing what you're doing.

1987
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:41,460
Yeah there's money in it. Yeah.

1988
01:20:41,460 --> 01:20:43,460
But basically I'm like I don't care

1989
01:20:43,460 --> 01:20:45,460
anymore. I just want to make money for my family.

1990
01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:47,460
Like I'm going to be married

1991
01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:49,460
soon. Right. Like I'm starting like an actual

1992
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:51,460
family. Like it's not about me anymore. Right.

1993
01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:53,460
Like I'm not number one anymore.

1994
01:20:53,460 --> 01:20:55,460
Like it's going to be my wife. Actually

1995
01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:57,460
it's going to be my kids then my wife

1996
01:20:57,460 --> 01:20:59,460
then me. Right.

1997
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:01,460
Like it's not just about me anymore.

1998
01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:03,460
Dude that's

1999
01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:05,460
very mature. It's like

2000
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:07,460
the most mature thing I've ever heard you say.

2001
01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:09,460
What do you mean?

2002
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:11,460
It's just

2003
01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:13,460
a really mature outlook.

2004
01:21:13,460 --> 01:21:15,460
Yeah. Because I'm like I wanted to play

2005
01:21:15,460 --> 01:21:17,460
hero for fucking the last you know eight

2006
01:21:17,460 --> 01:21:19,460
years. Right. And now I'm like I'm getting married.

2007
01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:21,460
I'm going to start a family and stuff. I can't

2008
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,460
I don't know I can't play hero

2009
01:21:23,460 --> 01:21:25,460
anymore. I got to do like an actual like job

2010
01:21:25,460 --> 01:21:27,460
where I can make money and provide for my family and shit.

2011
01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:29,460
Like it's like it's like it's not

2012
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,460
me anymore. Yeah that's dude. I

2013
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:33,460
feel like that's a thing that happens to

2014
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,460
like some people never

2015
01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:37,460
go through that though. Yeah. You know

2016
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:39,460
they just never

2017
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:41,460
like I mean like the

2018
01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:43,460
reason I stayed so long

2019
01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:45,460
working on an ambulance is because the job

2020
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:47,460
I had didn't require much.

2021
01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:49,460
And I didn't give it much.

2022
01:21:49,460 --> 01:21:51,460
I barely gave it.

2023
01:21:51,460 --> 01:21:53,460
So

2024
01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:55,460
but I got to that same point.

2025
01:21:55,460 --> 01:21:57,460
I was just like dude like

2026
01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:59,460
this is just

2027
01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:01,460
it's

2028
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:03,460
it takes you got to really be into

2029
01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,460
it for like. I also

2030
01:22:05,460 --> 01:22:07,460
look at it like from like the thing like

2031
01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:09,460
the people who've been in EMS who have kids

2032
01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:11,460
and have a family they're all fucking miserable.

2033
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:13,460
Yeah. Every single one of them is like

2034
01:22:13,460 --> 01:22:15,460
I fucking hate my wife. I hate my job.

2035
01:22:15,460 --> 01:22:17,460
My kids are annoying. I'm like

2036
01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:19,460
and there's no end in sight. Yeah. As like an

2037
01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:21,460
ambulance boy there's no end in

2038
01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:23,460
sight. No. If you if you're not on

2039
01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:25,460
a fire department and you're just playing ambulance

2040
01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:27,460
boy. Yeah. With a family

2041
01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:29,460
that's like I'm surprised more

2042
01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:31,460
people don't fucking put guns in their mouth. Oh yeah.

2043
01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:33,460
But like you've

2044
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:35,460
met the fucking old salt dogs that have like three

2045
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:37,460
kids and a fucking like four ex-wives

2046
01:22:37,460 --> 01:22:39,460
and shit. Yeah. It's like in like

2047
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:41,460
in like I read

2048
01:22:41,460 --> 01:22:43,460
into it if you are like just on an

2049
01:22:43,460 --> 01:22:45,460
ambulance not doing any other job you have like a fucking

2050
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:47,460
like 80 percent chance of divorce. Oh

2051
01:22:47,460 --> 01:22:49,460
no doubt.

2052
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:51,460
And I'm like and I'm like and I got like

2053
01:22:51,460 --> 01:22:53,460
I love my fiancee. I'm going

2054
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:55,460
to marry her and I'm like I

2055
01:22:55,460 --> 01:22:57,460
am going to have kids with her and stuff. I don't want to be

2056
01:22:57,460 --> 01:22:59,460
that fucking old salt dog. I want

2057
01:22:59,460 --> 01:23:01,460
to I want to be able to fucking provide

2058
01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:03,460
for my family and then literally be

2059
01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:05,460
like hey if they want something

2060
01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:07,460
I can get them that. Like I make enough money

2061
01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:09,460
where if like oh they want to take a vacation

2062
01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:11,460
somewhere I'll be able to do that.

2063
01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:13,460
I'll be able to get the time wall.

2064
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:15,460
I don't want to just be and I don't fucking I'll have

2065
01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:17,460
hours like a fucking human being. I won't

2066
01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:19,460
be fucking six to six a.m.

2067
01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:21,460
six to six p.m. You know fucking

2068
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,460
just. Right. Going

2069
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:25,460
going out of this fucking shit like

2070
01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:27,460
it's like I'm like I'm getting like

2071
01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:29,460
I'm 25. I'm almost 26 but I'm

2072
01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:31,460
like and I'm like oh I'm getting older but like

2073
01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:33,460
I really am. I'm getting older. I'm

2074
01:23:33,460 --> 01:23:35,460
fucking starting a family and shit. Like I got it.

2075
01:23:35,460 --> 01:23:37,460
I got more shit to worry about than just me.

2076
01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:39,460
I mean when it's just me

2077
01:23:39,460 --> 01:23:41,460
being an ambulance boy will pay the bills and stuff

2078
01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:43,460
but like I got I'm going to have a wife and have

2079
01:23:43,460 --> 01:23:45,460
fucking kids. Like it's like I can't just

2080
01:23:45,460 --> 01:23:47,460
like that's not something that I can like

2081
01:23:47,460 --> 01:23:49,460
right. It's like a great way to spend

2082
01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:51,460
like you know like your

2083
01:23:51,460 --> 01:23:53,460
your 20s like doing that kind

2084
01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:55,460
of thing. But then that's like once once

2085
01:23:55,460 --> 01:23:57,460
you get outside your 20s like

2086
01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:59,460
if you haven't made a career

2087
01:23:59,460 --> 01:24:01,460
like if you don't have a career

2088
01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:03,460
job in it like you're working

2089
01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:05,460
on an ambulance you're just at you. It's you're

2090
01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:07,460
taking time bomb like for some disaster

2091
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:09,460
in your life. Also

2092
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:11,460
physically it sucks. Right.

2093
01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:13,460
Like when I first did it was like

2094
01:24:13,460 --> 01:24:15,460
nothing but like I'm 20 I'm almost 26

2095
01:24:15,460 --> 01:24:17,460
now and like lifting up these patients

2096
01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:19,460
is a lot harder than it used to be. Oh yeah.

2097
01:24:19,460 --> 01:24:21,460
Like I had like last

2098
01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:23,460
like this I don't know. I mean

2099
01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:25,460
250 pound patient that I had to lift

2100
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,460
up and my partner couldn't get in

2101
01:24:27,460 --> 01:24:29,460
there because I can like the bathroom Bermuda

2102
01:24:29,460 --> 01:24:31,460
Triangle shit. So it was only

2103
01:24:31,460 --> 01:24:33,460
me and I had to fucking basically dead lift

2104
01:24:33,460 --> 01:24:35,460
her up and she was like fucking dead

2105
01:24:35,460 --> 01:24:37,460
weight. So I had to fucking lift her up

2106
01:24:37,460 --> 01:24:39,460
myself and then put her onto the stretcher

2107
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:41,460
outside. So I did I did only just

2108
01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:43,460
have to lift her up. I had to lift her up like

2109
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:45,460
this with my arms dragging her

2110
01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:47,460
feet over to the stretcher and then drop her

2111
01:24:47,460 --> 01:24:49,460
down. Right. And I'm like

2112
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,460
when I'm fucking 40 I can't

2113
01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:53,460
do that shit. Like even

2114
01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:55,460
when I'm 35 I don't think I could do that shit

2115
01:24:55,460 --> 01:24:57,460
like I'm like I

2116
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,460
mean I'm not like getting physically weaker

2117
01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:01,460
but like my knees are fucking hurting

2118
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:03,460
now and shit like my back. I wake up with fucking

2119
01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:05,460
back pain and neck pain and shit. I'm like

2120
01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:07,460
this shit's like destroy this shit destroys your

2121
01:25:07,460 --> 01:25:09,460
body too. Yeah.

2122
01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:11,460
And like I'm like I'm like I

2123
01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:13,460
don't want to do this for the rest of my life

2124
01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:15,460
type shit. I'm like I want to get out.

2125
01:25:15,460 --> 01:25:17,460
It does. It pays you in feel goods but it doesn't

2126
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:19,460
pay you in like actual money. No.

2127
01:25:19,460 --> 01:25:21,460
You know I think we just need a sponsorship

2128
01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:23,460
Hey Nike we heard you broke up with

2129
01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:25,460
Tiger Woods recently.

2130
01:25:25,460 --> 01:25:27,460
How would you like to sponsor Untitled Podcast?

2131
01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:29,460
Can you imagine if we

2132
01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:31,460
got a sponsorship from if

2133
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,460
if they actually sponsored our

2134
01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:35,460
degenerate fucking

2135
01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:37,460
Listen all we're asking is

2136
01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:39,460
Nike shoes. You gotta wear them all the time.

2137
01:25:39,460 --> 01:25:41,460
Purple like neon

2138
01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:43,460
purple and pink. Listen Nike

2139
01:25:43,460 --> 01:25:45,460
sponsor our 100th episode

2140
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:47,460
in Honolulu Hawaii.

2141
01:25:47,460 --> 01:25:49,460
We just need $10,000. We gotta

2142
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:51,460
go to the fucking places that we're

2143
01:25:51,460 --> 01:25:53,460
fucking worth it. Dude that'd be

2144
01:25:53,460 --> 01:25:55,460
go to GameStop.

2145
01:25:55,460 --> 01:25:57,460
Ask for Mitch. Yeah

2146
01:25:57,460 --> 01:25:59,460
was it Mitch or was that at Walmart?

2147
01:25:59,460 --> 01:26:01,460
We could go to Walmart and be like hey Mitch in electronics.

2148
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:03,460
We gotta hunt

2149
01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:05,460
down. We're gonna hunt down

2150
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:07,460
all the people. Mason the movie man.

2151
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:09,460
We're gonna find Mason the movie man.

2152
01:26:11,460 --> 01:26:13,460
Yeah dude we should

2153
01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,460
we should make a behind the scenes

2154
01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:17,460
documentary making the podcast.

2155
01:26:17,460 --> 01:26:19,460
Make it like all

2156
01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:21,460
dramatic. Like fucking like Hearts of Darkness

2157
01:26:21,460 --> 01:26:23,460
like shit like fucking from

2158
01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:25,460
Apocalypse Now like the

2159
01:26:25,460 --> 01:26:27,460
background fucking like documentary from the

2160
01:26:27,460 --> 01:26:29,460
movie. I've never seen that.

2161
01:26:29,460 --> 01:26:31,460
Like they show like the background

2162
01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:33,460
like in like fucking they're shooting in hurricanes

2163
01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:35,460
and shit like the entire set gets destroyed.

2164
01:26:35,460 --> 01:26:37,460
One guy loses his fucking mind

2165
01:26:37,460 --> 01:26:39,460
and runs off into the jungle and shit like

2166
01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:41,460
Who would that be on the podcast

2167
01:26:41,460 --> 01:26:43,460
Tyler?

2168
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:45,460
Maybe

2169
01:26:45,460 --> 01:26:47,460
maybe both. We could use

2170
01:26:47,460 --> 01:26:49,460
that like as a promotion

2171
01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:51,460
you know like make a documentary

2172
01:26:51,460 --> 01:26:53,460
put it out for like

2173
01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:55,460
Casey's Out.

2174
01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,460
Four kids just making a shitty podcast

2175
01:26:57,460 --> 01:26:59,460
more kids.

2176
01:26:59,460 --> 01:27:01,460
Yeah but like I just

2177
01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:03,460
I just don't see a fucking future in it man.

2178
01:27:03,460 --> 01:27:05,460
I really don't. Yeah I mean dude

2179
01:27:05,460 --> 01:27:07,460
you know it's really it's a good thing to do when you're

2180
01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:09,460
young. It like gives you a perspective

2181
01:27:09,460 --> 01:27:11,460
like it does. Like it gives you

2182
01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:13,460
a perspective that you're not gonna get anywhere else. You're gonna see

2183
01:27:13,460 --> 01:27:15,460
like the darkness that that fucking

2184
01:27:15,460 --> 01:27:17,460
humans can do. Um but

2185
01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:19,460
you're also gonna like be able to like

2186
01:27:19,460 --> 01:27:21,460
actually help people and shit. But

2187
01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:23,460
like you the people that you help are very

2188
01:27:23,460 --> 01:27:25,460
few and far between. You're just gonna see

2189
01:27:25,460 --> 01:27:27,460
the worst shit that you can fucking see.

2190
01:27:27,460 --> 01:27:29,460
Like fucking rip apart

2191
01:27:29,460 --> 01:27:31,460
fucking people and shit. You're like whatever

2192
01:27:31,460 --> 01:27:33,460
I'm fucking so desensitized. I'm like

2193
01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:35,460
fucking legs off whatever just put on the

2194
01:27:35,460 --> 01:27:37,460
stretcher let's fucking go. I don't

2195
01:27:37,460 --> 01:27:39,460
care. Fucking my kids will be like

2196
01:27:39,460 --> 01:27:41,460
oh I saw a scary thing.

2197
01:27:41,460 --> 01:27:43,460
I'll be like you wanna see real scary? I don't wanna be

2198
01:27:43,460 --> 01:27:45,460
like that fucking guy.

2199
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,460
Should we tell them about how

2200
01:27:47,460 --> 01:27:49,460
the call that you had this week? Nah

2201
01:27:49,460 --> 01:27:51,460
well you can talk about that after. I think that

2202
01:27:51,460 --> 01:27:53,460
was funny. It was funny but

2203
01:27:53,460 --> 01:27:55,460
I don't wanna do anything you know like

2204
01:27:55,460 --> 01:27:57,460
that.

2205
01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:59,460
We'll talk about that afterwards. What was that?

2206
01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:01,460
I was scratching my nose.

2207
01:28:01,460 --> 01:28:03,460
Oh cause I do that when I'm pretending

2208
01:28:03,460 --> 01:28:05,460
with my girlfriend when I'm pretending to

2209
01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:07,460
be autistic. Right? I go like this.

2210
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:09,460
No I was actually like scratching

2211
01:28:09,460 --> 01:28:11,460
my nose. One two three four five six

2212
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:13,460
seven eight. Like it's a fucking tick.

2213
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:15,460
You were doing exactly

2214
01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:17,460
what I do. Um let me

2215
01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:19,460
think.

2216
01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:21,460
But

2217
01:28:21,460 --> 01:28:23,460
like specifically after getting engaged like it really

2218
01:28:23,460 --> 01:28:25,460
kind of like made my mind set

2219
01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:27,460
kind of change cause I'm like it's like real now.

2220
01:28:27,460 --> 01:28:29,460
Like I gotta like do shit for my family.

2221
01:28:29,460 --> 01:28:31,460
Like I'm getting engaged. I'm doing all this shit.

2222
01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:33,460
Like I'm actually engaged now. I'm gonna get married.

2223
01:28:33,460 --> 01:28:35,460
We're planning a fucking wedding now which is fucking

2224
01:28:35,460 --> 01:28:37,460
nuts. Dude I was uh

2225
01:28:37,460 --> 01:28:39,460
I actually did a chart

2226
01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:41,460
for a call that was on the street

2227
01:28:41,460 --> 01:28:43,460
that you always mention. Your horror call.

2228
01:28:43,460 --> 01:28:45,460
The horror call. I can't say what

2229
01:28:45,460 --> 01:28:47,460
street it is. But

2230
01:28:47,460 --> 01:28:49,460
this guy literally got shot

2231
01:28:49,460 --> 01:28:51,460
ten times. Right? Somebody

2232
01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:53,460
you know what street

2233
01:28:53,460 --> 01:28:55,460
it is. And

2234
01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:57,460
it was yeah if you

2235
01:28:57,460 --> 01:28:59,460
add another if you add another

2236
01:28:59,460 --> 01:29:01,460
two to that that's where it was

2237
01:29:01,460 --> 01:29:03,460
on that street. But

2238
01:29:03,460 --> 01:29:05,460
dude this guy got shot

2239
01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:07,460
ten times.

2240
01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:09,460
Somebody wanted this guy dead.

2241
01:29:09,460 --> 01:29:11,460
Dead. Yeah.

2242
01:29:11,460 --> 01:29:13,460
Did they ever tell you about the call that I was fucking

2243
01:29:13,460 --> 01:29:15,460
in Schenectady. I was smoking a

2244
01:29:15,460 --> 01:29:17,460
cigarette outside like in the base. Like you know

2245
01:29:17,460 --> 01:29:19,460
the Schenectady station. Like they had like the

2246
01:29:19,460 --> 01:29:21,460
like the main base and they had like the side one.

2247
01:29:21,460 --> 01:29:23,460
Like I had the side

2248
01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:25,460
bay door open. I was smoking a cigarette out there.

2249
01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:27,460
It was like fucking like 8pm during

2250
01:29:27,460 --> 01:29:29,460
the summertime. I was smoking a

2251
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:31,460
cigarette. Then I heard, HEY!

2252
01:29:31,460 --> 01:29:33,460
I'm like oh what the fuck's going on over there?

2253
01:29:33,460 --> 01:29:35,460
And I'm like I thought somebody was talking to me and they used to start arguing

2254
01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:37,460
back and forth. So I'm like oh whatever.

2255
01:29:37,460 --> 01:29:39,460
So I just look over. I'm fucking

2256
01:29:39,460 --> 01:29:41,460
taking a drag off my fucking cigarette. Blowing it out.

2257
01:29:41,460 --> 01:29:43,460
Like whatever. It's just one of these fucking days.

2258
01:29:43,460 --> 01:29:45,460
Um

2259
01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:47,460
Then the guy pulls out a fucking 45.

2260
01:29:47,460 --> 01:29:49,460
Point blank. Shoots him in the face.

2261
01:29:49,460 --> 01:29:51,460
Goes over and puts two more bolts in his

2262
01:29:51,460 --> 01:29:53,460
head and then runs away. Jesus

2263
01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:55,460
Christ. So I just fucking take my cigarette

2264
01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:57,460
and put it out. I close the thing.

2265
01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,460
And I call dispatch. I'm like hey dispatch.

2266
01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:01,460
He's like yeah what's up Tyler. I'm like um

2267
01:30:01,460 --> 01:30:03,460
So

2268
01:30:03,460 --> 01:30:05,460
We're gonna need PD here. He's like

2269
01:30:05,460 --> 01:30:07,460
oh what's going on. I'm like I just watched some guy get fucking

2270
01:30:07,460 --> 01:30:09,460
murdered. Damn.

2271
01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:11,460
Yeah. Yeah that scene is not safe.

2272
01:30:11,460 --> 01:30:13,460
No. We waited for the cops to get there

2273
01:30:13,460 --> 01:30:15,460
and then fire department got there

2274
01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:17,460
and then we didn't even have to go to the fucking

2275
01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:19,460
scene because it was fucking like they called

2276
01:30:19,460 --> 01:30:21,460
it like before we got across the street.

2277
01:30:21,460 --> 01:30:23,460
Right. The guy's head was gone

2278
01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:25,460
but like he fucking put two in him fucking

2279
01:30:25,460 --> 01:30:27,460
like that's a fucking cold motherfucker. Oh no.

2280
01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:29,460
You go and fuck around man.

2281
01:30:29,460 --> 01:30:31,460
This

2282
01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,460
case that I was looking

2283
01:30:33,460 --> 01:30:35,460
at. If this guy just had a bulletproof vest on

2284
01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:37,460
he would have been alive. Really?

2285
01:30:37,460 --> 01:30:39,460
It sucks dude. It was because he was center mass?

2286
01:30:39,460 --> 01:30:41,460
Yep. All the stuff in here.

2287
01:30:41,460 --> 01:30:43,460
That's why I always walk around with

2288
01:30:43,460 --> 01:30:45,460
a bulletproof vest on. I'm always wearing

2289
01:30:45,460 --> 01:30:47,460
a vest bro. Be like Kanye. Kanye

2290
01:30:47,460 --> 01:30:49,460
wears a vest constantly. I don't blame him.

2291
01:30:49,460 --> 01:30:51,460
Oh. He doesn't want to get too pocked.

2292
01:30:51,460 --> 01:30:53,460
But like dude light vests

2293
01:30:53,460 --> 01:30:55,460
are like pretty like. I had one.

2294
01:30:55,460 --> 01:30:57,460
It was 200 bucks. Yeah they're not

2295
01:30:57,460 --> 01:30:59,460
expensive. Yeah. You can't buy them in New York now.

2296
01:30:59,460 --> 01:31:01,460
I don't give a fuck what they say

2297
01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:03,460
dude. You can't. You know that they

2298
01:31:03,460 --> 01:31:05,460
take all your fucking gold. I don't

2299
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:07,460
give a fuck what they say. Any gold

2300
01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:09,460
you find in this state they fucking take.

2301
01:31:09,460 --> 01:31:11,460
So why would I trust them about anything? Oh you can't

2302
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:13,460
have a fucking baton to defend

2303
01:31:13,460 --> 01:31:15,460
yourself. You can't keep any gold

2304
01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:17,460
that you find.

2305
01:31:17,460 --> 01:31:19,460
You can't even have a taser. You can't have pepper

2306
01:31:19,460 --> 01:31:21,460
spray. You can't buy bulletproof vests. You can't do

2307
01:31:21,460 --> 01:31:23,460
anything. This is the state of nothingness.

2308
01:31:23,460 --> 01:31:25,460
Actually I want to have Jeff talk

2309
01:31:25,460 --> 01:31:27,460
about that next time. Because he

2310
01:31:27,460 --> 01:31:29,460
had a list of stuff he wanted to talk

2311
01:31:29,460 --> 01:31:31,460
about. That we had talked about on the podcast

2312
01:31:31,460 --> 01:31:33,460
that he wanted to add to.

2313
01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:35,460
Next time he comes. Yeah.

2314
01:31:35,460 --> 01:31:37,460
And one of the things

2315
01:31:37,460 --> 01:31:39,460
he was talking about. I'll let him elaborate on

2316
01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:41,460
this. But when he said, you think Albany

2317
01:31:41,460 --> 01:31:43,460
is going to be a metropolitan area?

2318
01:31:43,460 --> 01:31:45,460
Yeah. He thinks the opposite

2319
01:31:45,460 --> 01:31:47,460
of that. But I'll let him explain

2320
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,460
his perspective. But

2321
01:31:49,460 --> 01:31:51,460
he had a lot more stuff to say. I

2322
01:31:51,460 --> 01:31:53,460
feel bad that we didn't get to it.

2323
01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:55,460
But he had a whole list. He

2324
01:31:55,460 --> 01:31:57,460
listens to the podcast and takes notes dude.

2325
01:31:57,460 --> 01:31:59,460
That's awesome.

2326
01:31:59,460 --> 01:32:01,460
Yeah.

2327
01:32:01,460 --> 01:32:03,460
What were you talking about before? Number one hype man.

2328
01:32:03,460 --> 01:32:05,460
Yeah. What were

2329
01:32:05,460 --> 01:32:07,460
you talking about before that?

2330
01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:09,460
We were talking about

2331
01:32:09,460 --> 01:32:11,460
sad boy ambulance boy

2332
01:32:11,460 --> 01:32:13,460
stuff. Beosworth.

2333
01:32:13,460 --> 01:32:15,460
Oh yeah. You missed

2334
01:32:15,460 --> 01:32:17,460
one. You missed one Casey.

2335
01:32:17,460 --> 01:32:19,460
I'm sure I've heard it 50 times.

2336
01:32:19,460 --> 01:32:21,460
About the guy being murdered.

2337
01:32:21,460 --> 01:32:23,460
Oh. He watched

2338
01:32:23,460 --> 01:32:25,460
somebody get shot twice in the face.

2339
01:32:25,460 --> 01:32:27,460
Oh.

2340
01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:29,460
You said that on the

2341
01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:31,460
podcast one time. I was like no you didn't.

2342
01:32:31,460 --> 01:32:33,460
Yes I did. The fucking footage

2343
01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:35,460
of it. And the fucking cameras

2344
01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:37,460
at fucking you know the green box.

2345
01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:41,460
Oh man. There's fucking footage of it.

2346
01:32:41,460 --> 01:32:43,460
I believe you. I believe you.

2347
01:32:43,460 --> 01:32:45,460
Unbelievable Casey.

2348
01:32:45,460 --> 01:32:47,460
Casey comes in with his fucking

2349
01:32:47,460 --> 01:32:49,460
stupid fucking gay shit.

2350
01:32:51,460 --> 01:32:53,460
Dude I believe you. Fucking Ali

2351
01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:55,460
Matt comes in and he's just like I'm angry cause you

2352
01:32:55,460 --> 01:32:57,460
don't like Stephen Hawking. And I'm like I

2353
01:32:57,460 --> 01:32:59,460
don't care. I don't like him. And fucking

2354
01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:01,460
Casey's just like everything Tyler says

2355
01:33:01,460 --> 01:33:03,460
on this podcast is a lie.

2356
01:33:03,460 --> 01:33:05,460
What station was this?

2357
01:33:05,460 --> 01:33:07,460
One. Okay.

2358
01:33:07,460 --> 01:33:09,460
So alright

2359
01:33:09,460 --> 01:33:11,460
for the viewers my friend

2360
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:13,460
just did a review to

2361
01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:15,460
Case. Yeah. Right. For somebody

2362
01:33:15,460 --> 01:33:17,460
that

2363
01:33:17,460 --> 01:33:19,460
that was shot in the exact location

2364
01:33:19,460 --> 01:33:21,460
that he was talking about.

2365
01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:23,460
That's all I can. I'm not giving away

2366
01:33:23,460 --> 01:33:25,460
too much information. No. It's a rough area.

2367
01:33:25,460 --> 01:33:27,460
And we were having a discussion today about how

2368
01:33:27,460 --> 01:33:29,460
that's like a bi-yearly occurrence.

2369
01:33:29,460 --> 01:33:31,460
Yeah. Like right in front of that

2370
01:33:31,460 --> 01:33:33,460
station. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a rough

2371
01:33:33,460 --> 01:33:35,460
fucking. It's a rough area. It's like so

2372
01:33:35,460 --> 01:33:37,460
I don't know why they decided

2373
01:33:37,460 --> 01:33:39,460
to put a station there cause it's a shitty part of

2374
01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:41,460
the city. Yeah. Well it used to be

2375
01:33:41,460 --> 01:33:43,460
a tire shop and I don't think. No

2376
01:33:43,460 --> 01:33:45,460
it didn't used to be that bad.

2377
01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:47,460
And it just got progressively worse.

2378
01:33:47,460 --> 01:33:49,460
It's like the worst part of the city is one block over.

2379
01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:51,460
Right. It's rough.

2380
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:53,460
Yeah. That is that city's been in a

2381
01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:55,460
state of decay for the last 40 years.

2382
01:33:55,460 --> 01:33:57,460
So and

2383
01:33:57,460 --> 01:33:59,460
well that place

2384
01:33:59,460 --> 01:34:01,460
is at the epicenter. Yeah.

2385
01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:03,460
It's a fucking disaster. Of the decay.

2386
01:34:03,460 --> 01:34:05,460
So cars drive

2387
01:34:05,460 --> 01:34:07,460
through the fucking front of the building.

2388
01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:09,460
Crack heads take hammers to the door.

2389
01:34:09,460 --> 01:34:11,460
To the door. Yeah. Oh yeah.

2390
01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:13,460
Hammer guy. Ah.

2391
01:34:13,460 --> 01:34:15,460
It's great. Yeah.

2392
01:34:15,460 --> 01:34:17,460
Ah.

2393
01:34:17,460 --> 01:34:19,460
Fuck man. I don't know

2394
01:34:19,460 --> 01:34:21,460
man. Jew tunnels. 2024

2395
01:34:21,460 --> 01:34:23,460
started off fucking weird man. Yeah. What

2396
01:34:23,460 --> 01:34:25,460
were those? I mean I want to know how big of a tunnel.

2397
01:34:25,460 --> 01:34:27,460
It was three by three. Three

2398
01:34:27,460 --> 01:34:29,460
foot by three foot. Oh

2399
01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:31,460
dude I was thinking that they were like big enough

2400
01:34:31,460 --> 01:34:33,460
to like. No it's three feet by three feet.

2401
01:34:33,460 --> 01:34:35,460
No it's fucking three feet by three three. It's

2402
01:34:35,460 --> 01:34:37,460
fucking weird.

2403
01:34:37,460 --> 01:34:39,460
Dude what are they up to?

2404
01:34:39,460 --> 01:34:41,460
Yeah it's fucking weird. I bet we could

2405
01:34:41,460 --> 01:34:43,460
figure it out just based on

2406
01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:45,460
like human. Like it's pretty much like the size

2407
01:34:45,460 --> 01:34:47,460
of underneath this table.

2408
01:34:47,460 --> 01:34:49,460
Dude one it's

2409
01:34:49,460 --> 01:34:51,460
illegal. They're digging tunnels

2410
01:34:51,460 --> 01:34:53,460
to the World Trade Center.

2411
01:34:53,460 --> 01:34:55,460
So it went. There are bombs in there.

2412
01:34:55,460 --> 01:34:57,460
I don't know. So it went

2413
01:34:57,460 --> 01:34:59,460
from where to where again? It went from the

2414
01:34:59,460 --> 01:35:01,460
one fucking building that they own to the other

2415
01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:03,460
building that they own but there's a building in the middle that they don't

2416
01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:05,460
own and they just dug a fucking three foot

2417
01:35:05,460 --> 01:35:07,460
by three foot tunnel underneath

2418
01:35:07,460 --> 01:35:09,460
that and then it looked like they were branching out

2419
01:35:09,460 --> 01:35:11,460
more.

2420
01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:13,460
Dude.

2421
01:35:13,460 --> 01:35:15,460
Look historically

2422
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,460
Jews are really smart.

2423
01:35:17,460 --> 01:35:19,460
Right. They have their one standard

2424
01:35:19,460 --> 01:35:21,460
deviation above the

2425
01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:23,460
general population in IQ.

2426
01:35:23,460 --> 01:35:25,460
Right. So what do they know that we don't?

2427
01:35:25,460 --> 01:35:27,460
Is what I want to know. They're building

2428
01:35:27,460 --> 01:35:29,460
fucking tunnels.

2429
01:35:29,460 --> 01:35:31,460
But I mean

2430
01:35:31,460 --> 01:35:33,460
it's weird that they're enemies. That's what they're known

2431
01:35:33,460 --> 01:35:35,460
for is building tunnels.

2432
01:35:35,460 --> 01:35:37,460
With who? With Hamas.

2433
01:35:37,460 --> 01:35:39,460
Hamas yeah. They

2434
01:35:39,460 --> 01:35:41,460
operate in tunnels. So

2435
01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:43,460
why are the Jews now operating in tunnels? Well it must just be like

2436
01:35:43,460 --> 01:35:45,460
an Israel. Maybe it was practice

2437
01:35:45,460 --> 01:35:47,460
dude. Maybe they were practice

2438
01:35:47,460 --> 01:35:49,460
tunnels. But why are you

2439
01:35:49,460 --> 01:35:51,460
digging tunnels in New York City? How

2440
01:35:51,460 --> 01:35:53,460
long was this tunnel?

2441
01:35:53,460 --> 01:35:55,460
It was like a building size tunnel.

2442
01:35:55,460 --> 01:35:57,460
Like lengthwise. Because it was like

2443
01:35:57,460 --> 01:35:59,460
a building. Then there's a middle

2444
01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:01,460
building. Then there's another building that they owned.

2445
01:36:01,460 --> 01:36:03,460
And like the middle building they dug

2446
01:36:03,460 --> 01:36:05,460
completely under. Well maybe

2447
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:07,460
there's just one guy who just started digging

2448
01:36:07,460 --> 01:36:09,460
and showed his friend and he's like dude that's

2449
01:36:09,460 --> 01:36:11,460
pretty fucking dope. Like I'll help.

2450
01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:13,460
And he's like yeah like what if we just like

2451
01:36:13,460 --> 01:36:15,460
kept going with it and we had our

2452
01:36:15,460 --> 01:36:17,460
own secret passage.

2453
01:36:17,460 --> 01:36:19,460
That's still fucking weird. I

2454
01:36:19,460 --> 01:36:21,460
would dude if you were digging a tunnel I'd fucking help you.

2455
01:36:21,460 --> 01:36:23,460
We could dig a tunnel in here. Yeah.

2456
01:36:23,460 --> 01:36:25,460
Where would we go? China.

2457
01:36:25,460 --> 01:36:27,460
It doesn't matter where you go. It's the

2458
01:36:27,460 --> 01:36:29,460
adventure Tyler. Jesus fucking

2459
01:36:29,460 --> 01:36:31,460
Christ. We could build a direct line to China

2460
01:36:31,460 --> 01:36:33,460
and trade. We need to call 811.

2461
01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:35,460
Yeah no fuck that. We can't tell

2462
01:36:35,460 --> 01:36:37,460
them. Bureau of Tax

2463
01:36:37,460 --> 01:36:39,460
Retrade with China. Just saying.

2464
01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:41,460
Right. I mean dude think

2465
01:36:41,460 --> 01:36:43,460
of this like logically. You have to go through the molten

2466
01:36:43,460 --> 01:36:45,460
core. What advantage

2467
01:36:45,460 --> 01:36:47,460
would a tunnel give you?

2468
01:36:47,460 --> 01:36:49,460
I don't know but House Cavern seems pretty cool.

2469
01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:51,460
You can make a base in there.

2470
01:36:51,460 --> 01:36:53,460
I mean dude it's got it.

2471
01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:55,460
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say it's got something to do

2472
01:36:55,460 --> 01:36:57,460
with money.

2473
01:36:57,460 --> 01:36:59,460
Jesus Christ.

2474
01:36:59,460 --> 01:37:01,460
People call me anti-semantic.

2475
01:37:01,460 --> 01:37:03,460
No no I'm just saying it's like

2476
01:37:03,460 --> 01:37:05,460
dude they're smart with their money.

2477
01:37:05,460 --> 01:37:07,460
So there's some

2478
01:37:07,460 --> 01:37:09,460
monetary gain there.

2479
01:37:09,460 --> 01:37:11,460
I don't fucking know.

2480
01:37:13,460 --> 01:37:15,460
Dude it's sketch man. I don't know

2481
01:37:15,460 --> 01:37:17,460
it's weird. I don't like it. It makes me

2482
01:37:17,460 --> 01:37:19,460
angry. Well

2483
01:37:19,460 --> 01:37:21,460
dude I don't know.

2484
01:37:21,460 --> 01:37:23,460
The fuck are they doing down there?

2485
01:37:23,460 --> 01:37:25,460
Alright let's

2486
01:37:25,460 --> 01:37:27,460
let's ask Google.

2487
01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:29,460
What the Jews are doing in the tunnels.

2488
01:37:29,460 --> 01:37:31,460
What is

2489
01:37:31,460 --> 01:37:33,460
with the

2490
01:37:33,460 --> 01:37:35,460
Jew tunnels?

2491
01:37:37,460 --> 01:37:39,460
That's how we're starting off 2024

2492
01:37:39,460 --> 01:37:41,460
with Jew tunnels.

2493
01:37:41,460 --> 01:37:43,460
Do we have Jew tunnels on the

2494
01:37:43,460 --> 01:37:45,460
2024 bingo card?

2495
01:37:45,460 --> 01:37:47,460
Secret tunnels

2496
01:37:47,460 --> 01:37:49,460
discovery

2497
01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:51,460
under New York Synagogue

2498
01:37:51,460 --> 01:37:53,460
spurs conspiracy theories. Well yeah.

2499
01:37:53,460 --> 01:37:55,460
I mean

2500
01:37:55,460 --> 01:37:57,460
it's not normal.

2501
01:37:57,460 --> 01:37:59,460
It's not normal behavior.

2502
01:37:59,460 --> 01:38:01,460
News of a

2503
01:38:01,460 --> 01:38:03,460
brawl between police and worshipers on

2504
01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:05,460
Monday over a secret underground tunnel

2505
01:38:05,460 --> 01:38:07,460
connected to a historic

2506
01:38:07,460 --> 01:38:09,460
Brooklyn synagogue

2507
01:38:09,460 --> 01:38:11,460
was picked up quickly on social media.

2508
01:38:11,460 --> 01:38:13,460
That's why I'm picturing like cops fighting

2509
01:38:13,460 --> 01:38:15,460
with Jews.

2510
01:38:15,460 --> 01:38:17,460
Dude you didn't see the video?

2511
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:19,460
They literally are fighting the

2512
01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:21,460
cops with the Hasidic Jews with the hats

2513
01:38:21,460 --> 01:38:23,460
and the fucking cloaks and shit.

2514
01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:25,460
They're fighting the cops.

2515
01:38:27,460 --> 01:38:29,460
Yeah dude fucking look it up.

2516
01:38:29,460 --> 01:38:31,460
Look up the

2517
01:38:31,460 --> 01:38:33,460
Jew tunnel synagogue fucking fight.

2518
01:38:35,460 --> 01:38:37,460
What the fuck.

2519
01:38:37,460 --> 01:38:39,460
It says

2520
01:38:39,460 --> 01:38:41,460
the fight began.

2521
01:38:41,460 --> 01:38:43,460
Get the fuck out of here.

2522
01:38:45,460 --> 01:38:47,460
This is the fight began when they showed up with a cement

2523
01:38:47,460 --> 01:38:49,460
truck to fill in the fucking

2524
01:38:49,460 --> 01:38:51,460
the tunnel.

2525
01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:57,460
Look at how many of them there. It's fucking there.

2526
01:38:57,460 --> 01:38:59,460
That's fucking nuts. Look at that.

2527
01:38:59,460 --> 01:39:01,460
Get back.

2528
01:39:01,460 --> 01:39:03,460
Let's go.

2529
01:39:03,460 --> 01:39:05,460
Get out.

2530
01:39:05,460 --> 01:39:07,460
Fuck man.

2531
01:39:07,460 --> 01:39:09,460
This is fucking weird.

2532
01:39:09,460 --> 01:39:11,460
Like why would you fight the cops?

2533
01:39:11,460 --> 01:39:13,460
What's the reasoning for it?

2534
01:39:13,460 --> 01:39:15,460
It's bizarre.

2535
01:39:15,460 --> 01:39:17,460
We're gonna

2536
01:39:17,460 --> 01:39:19,460
get out the fucking zip tie fucking

2537
01:39:19,460 --> 01:39:21,460
handcuffs.

2538
01:39:21,460 --> 01:39:23,460
That's because there's so many of them. When they're using zip ties

2539
01:39:23,460 --> 01:39:25,460
that means there's just too many.

2540
01:39:25,460 --> 01:39:27,460
Get the fuck

2541
01:39:27,460 --> 01:39:29,460
out.

2542
01:39:33,460 --> 01:39:35,460
I'm just reading a little bit about it.

2543
01:39:35,460 --> 01:39:37,460
I'm gonna have to do some more

2544
01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:39,460
research and draw

2545
01:39:39,460 --> 01:39:41,460
some logical conclusion.

2546
01:39:41,460 --> 01:39:43,460
What the fuck are they doing? It's fucking

2547
01:39:43,460 --> 01:39:45,460
weird.

2548
01:39:45,460 --> 01:39:47,460
They don't know. Nobody knows.

2549
01:39:47,460 --> 01:39:49,460
They said it was for COVID but like I

2550
01:39:49,460 --> 01:39:51,460
don't believe that. For COVID? What does COVID have to

2551
01:39:51,460 --> 01:39:53,460
do with it? They said that they wanted to get

2552
01:39:53,460 --> 01:39:55,460
between their housing

2553
01:39:55,460 --> 01:39:57,460
to the synagogue without

2554
01:39:57,460 --> 01:39:59,460
like going outside for COVID. That's

2555
01:39:59,460 --> 01:40:01,460
their fucking official story.

2556
01:40:01,460 --> 01:40:03,460
That doesn't fucking make sense.

2557
01:40:03,460 --> 01:40:05,460
Bro. I just figured it out.

2558
01:40:05,460 --> 01:40:07,460
What?

2559
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:09,460
I might have to save it for off the pod.

2560
01:40:09,460 --> 01:40:11,460
Oh no.

2561
01:40:11,460 --> 01:40:13,460
So hear me. Okay.

2562
01:40:13,460 --> 01:40:15,460
I'll say it but hear me out.

2563
01:40:15,460 --> 01:40:17,460
We can edit this out if we need to.

2564
01:40:17,460 --> 01:40:19,460
Clap.

2565
01:40:19,460 --> 01:40:21,460
So he sees

2566
01:40:21,460 --> 01:40:23,460
a spike on the waveform.

2567
01:40:23,460 --> 01:40:25,460
So

2568
01:40:25,460 --> 01:40:27,460
so say

2569
01:40:27,460 --> 01:40:29,460
say

2570
01:40:29,460 --> 01:40:31,460
Israel wanted to drag the United States into a

2571
01:40:31,460 --> 01:40:33,460
war with Hamas.

2572
01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:35,460
Okay.

2573
01:40:35,460 --> 01:40:37,460
You could do that by

2574
01:40:37,460 --> 01:40:39,460
having Hamas

2575
01:40:39,460 --> 01:40:41,460
attack the United States.

2576
01:40:41,460 --> 01:40:43,460
Or have in

2577
01:40:43,460 --> 01:40:45,460
air quotes Hamas

2578
01:40:45,460 --> 01:40:47,460
attack the United States.

2579
01:40:47,460 --> 01:40:49,460
Like 9-11. Somebody under the name

2580
01:40:49,460 --> 01:40:51,460
of Hamas, whether it's Hamas

2581
01:40:51,460 --> 01:40:53,460
or not.

2582
01:40:53,460 --> 01:40:55,460
Like if you wanted to like

2583
01:40:55,460 --> 01:40:57,460
invade oil in Iraq.

2584
01:40:57,460 --> 01:40:59,460
Invade oil.

2585
01:40:59,460 --> 01:41:01,460
Have some Saudi Arabians like fly a plane

2586
01:41:01,460 --> 01:41:03,460
and do a little thing or something.

2587
01:41:03,460 --> 01:41:05,460
So say

2588
01:41:05,460 --> 01:41:07,460
you knew that some

2589
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:09,460
sort of attack was coming but you wanted

2590
01:41:09,460 --> 01:41:11,460
to protect your family. Say you had some

2591
01:41:11,460 --> 01:41:13,460
insider knowledge.

2592
01:41:13,460 --> 01:41:15,460
So you go into a fucking tunnel.

2593
01:41:15,460 --> 01:41:17,460
And you knew that something was coming.

2594
01:41:17,460 --> 01:41:19,460
You were informed

2595
01:41:19,460 --> 01:41:21,460
to

2596
01:41:21,460 --> 01:41:23,460
get the fuck out of New York City.

2597
01:41:23,460 --> 01:41:25,460
Then just get out of New York City.

2598
01:41:25,460 --> 01:41:27,460
Don't fucking build a tunnel. That's fucking weird.

2599
01:41:27,460 --> 01:41:29,460
But if you had some

2600
01:41:29,460 --> 01:41:31,460
information about what this attack might be like.

2601
01:41:31,460 --> 01:41:33,460
You say oh well if I just

2602
01:41:33,460 --> 01:41:35,460
built a tunnel I'll be safe.

2603
01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,460
You'd have to have like a tunnel

2604
01:41:37,460 --> 01:41:39,460
that was safe from radiation.

2605
01:41:39,460 --> 01:41:41,460
Nobody said that Casey.

2606
01:41:41,460 --> 01:41:43,460
You're just putting words in my mouth.

2607
01:41:43,460 --> 01:41:45,460
I didn't say the N word.

2608
01:41:45,460 --> 01:41:47,460
I didn't say nuclear.

2609
01:41:47,460 --> 01:41:49,460
I didn't say that.

2610
01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:51,460
But you took it there.

2611
01:41:51,460 --> 01:41:53,460
I'm assuming if there's like an end of the world

2612
01:41:53,460 --> 01:41:55,460
situation that nukes would be dropped.

2613
01:41:55,460 --> 01:41:57,460
And then you go into hiding

2614
01:41:57,460 --> 01:41:59,460
in your tunnel.

2615
01:41:59,460 --> 01:42:01,460
A fucking tunnel that's three feet by three feet that's barely

2616
01:42:01,460 --> 01:42:03,460
under the surface. That's not going to do shit.

2617
01:42:03,460 --> 01:42:05,460
Then you sterilize New York City

2618
01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:07,460
and then everything is yours.

2619
01:42:07,460 --> 01:42:09,460
I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.

2620
01:42:09,460 --> 01:42:11,460
I'm talking about

2621
01:42:11,460 --> 01:42:13,460
a false flag

2622
01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:15,460
attack on the United States.

2623
01:42:15,460 --> 01:42:17,460
Somebody had some insider information

2624
01:42:17,460 --> 01:42:19,460
and they built

2625
01:42:19,460 --> 01:42:21,460
a safe house

2626
01:42:21,460 --> 01:42:23,460
for their family.

2627
01:42:23,460 --> 01:42:25,460
I don't know.

2628
01:42:25,460 --> 01:42:27,460
That's my synopsis.

2629
01:42:27,460 --> 01:42:29,460
So you're saying that this could just be

2630
01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:31,460
like an underground shelter.

2631
01:42:31,460 --> 01:42:33,460
Basically a bomb shelter.

2632
01:42:33,460 --> 01:42:35,460
Yeah. That you wouldn't

2633
01:42:35,460 --> 01:42:37,460
really want other people to know about.

2634
01:42:39,460 --> 01:42:41,460
Where does provoking

2635
01:42:41,460 --> 01:42:43,460
people to go

2636
01:42:43,460 --> 01:42:45,460
against Hamas come into that?

2637
01:42:45,460 --> 01:42:47,460
Well, it's like

2638
01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:49,460
OK, so say

2639
01:42:49,460 --> 01:42:51,460
you

2640
01:42:51,460 --> 01:42:53,460
wanted to attack the United States,

2641
01:42:53,460 --> 01:42:55,460
right?

2642
01:42:55,460 --> 01:42:57,460
And you wanted to do it from

2643
01:42:57,460 --> 01:42:59,460
the inside. Who would want

2644
01:42:59,460 --> 01:43:01,460
Hamas to attack the United States the most?

2645
01:43:01,460 --> 01:43:03,460
The Jews. Israel.

2646
01:43:03,460 --> 01:43:05,460
Because then it would draw

2647
01:43:05,460 --> 01:43:07,460
the United States and all their

2648
01:43:07,460 --> 01:43:09,460
weaponry into the war.

2649
01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:11,460
So they have to be involved.

2650
01:43:11,460 --> 01:43:13,460
And they would be, they'd use the United

2651
01:43:13,460 --> 01:43:15,460
States to level

2652
01:43:15,460 --> 01:43:17,460
Gaza. They would just literally

2653
01:43:17,460 --> 01:43:19,460
use, the United States could

2654
01:43:19,460 --> 01:43:21,460
level Gaza tonight.

2655
01:43:21,460 --> 01:43:23,460
Yeah. Right.

2656
01:43:23,460 --> 01:43:25,460
But they're already... 24 hours. Like it would be

2657
01:43:25,460 --> 01:43:27,460
glass. Right.

2658
01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:29,460
Like Israel doesn't have the fire

2659
01:43:29,460 --> 01:43:31,460
power to do that. The United States does.

2660
01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:33,460
Yeah, but they're

2661
01:43:33,460 --> 01:43:35,460
already winning this war and they're already

2662
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:37,460
almost invaded all of Gaza.

2663
01:43:37,460 --> 01:43:39,460
Like they're already almost won.

2664
01:43:39,460 --> 01:43:41,460
Yeah, but don't you want to turn

2665
01:43:41,460 --> 01:43:43,460
every building to rubble?

2666
01:43:43,460 --> 01:43:45,460
No. Why would you invade

2667
01:43:45,460 --> 01:43:47,460
a place that doesn't... Why would you invade...

2668
01:43:47,460 --> 01:43:49,460
Why would you want to invade a place that

2669
01:43:49,460 --> 01:43:51,460
won't have any resources? It doesn't make sense.

2670
01:43:51,460 --> 01:43:53,460
No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2671
01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:55,460
No resources. What do you mean no resources?

2672
01:43:55,460 --> 01:43:57,460
If you bombed out everything. That's fucking

2673
01:43:57,460 --> 01:43:59,460
prime real estate. If you can get all those

2674
01:43:59,460 --> 01:44:01,460
shitty buildings out of the way. No, but if you bombed

2675
01:44:01,460 --> 01:44:03,460
out everything, you'd have to worry about the

2676
01:44:03,460 --> 01:44:05,460
fucking, like

2677
01:44:05,460 --> 01:44:07,460
the radiation if you used a nuke or

2678
01:44:07,460 --> 01:44:09,460
the fucking shrapnel and shit

2679
01:44:09,460 --> 01:44:11,460
or undetonated bombs and shit.

2680
01:44:11,460 --> 01:44:13,460
There's a place in Vietnam

2681
01:44:13,460 --> 01:44:15,460
that we bombed more of

2682
01:44:15,460 --> 01:44:17,460
than the entirety

2683
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:19,460
of World War II combined from

2684
01:44:19,460 --> 01:44:21,460
everybody. In Vietnam there's a place

2685
01:44:21,460 --> 01:44:23,460
it's called...

2686
01:44:23,460 --> 01:44:25,460
They have like giant pots

2687
01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:27,460
there. It's like the land of giant pots or something.

2688
01:44:27,460 --> 01:44:29,460
But like you still can't

2689
01:44:29,460 --> 01:44:31,460
go around there because there's undetonated

2690
01:44:31,460 --> 01:44:33,460
bombs fucking everywhere.

2691
01:44:33,460 --> 01:44:35,460
So like why would you

2692
01:44:35,460 --> 01:44:37,460
want to invade a place

2693
01:44:37,460 --> 01:44:39,460
that you're not going to be able to fucking settle

2694
01:44:39,460 --> 01:44:41,460
or you're not going to be able to fucking use anything

2695
01:44:41,460 --> 01:44:43,460
there? Right. Like it doesn't make sense.

2696
01:44:43,460 --> 01:44:45,460
Fine. It doesn't make sense.

2697
01:44:45,460 --> 01:44:47,460
Tyler said it doesn't make sense.

2698
01:44:47,460 --> 01:44:49,460
Well no, because the US wants to have a

2699
01:44:49,460 --> 01:44:51,460
base in the Middle East. They already do.

2700
01:44:51,460 --> 01:44:53,460
It's fucking Israel. They have a lot of bases.

2701
01:44:53,460 --> 01:44:55,460
No, but if they bombed

2702
01:44:55,460 --> 01:44:57,460
out Gaza, set up a base in Gaza...

2703
01:44:57,460 --> 01:44:59,460
They already have a base everywhere.

2704
01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:01,460
They don't want to set a base in... Dude, that is

2705
01:45:01,460 --> 01:45:03,460
ocean front property, bro. That is

2706
01:45:03,460 --> 01:45:05,460
prime real estate.

2707
01:45:05,460 --> 01:45:07,460
So the United States would have a personal

2708
01:45:07,460 --> 01:45:09,460
interest in getting that property.

2709
01:45:09,460 --> 01:45:11,460
Right? Yeah. In Palestine.

2710
01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:13,460
Dude, they could honestly

2711
01:45:13,460 --> 01:45:15,460
turn Palestine into a fucking dope

2712
01:45:15,460 --> 01:45:17,460
ass place. And I think, you know what?

2713
01:45:17,460 --> 01:45:19,460
The United States, Biden, needs an

2714
01:45:19,460 --> 01:45:21,460
excuse to invade

2715
01:45:21,460 --> 01:45:23,460
Gaza and get that property.

2716
01:45:23,460 --> 01:45:25,460
So just like you

2717
01:45:25,460 --> 01:45:27,460
were saying about how Israel

2718
01:45:27,460 --> 01:45:29,460
needs an excuse...

2719
01:45:29,460 --> 01:45:31,460
To drag the United States into the war.

2720
01:45:31,460 --> 01:45:33,460
Biden also wants an excuse.

2721
01:45:33,460 --> 01:45:35,460
And this is all, you know,

2722
01:45:35,460 --> 01:45:37,460
we're just brainstorming

2723
01:45:37,460 --> 01:45:39,460
here. We're not saying that

2724
01:45:39,460 --> 01:45:41,460
this is what's going on.

2725
01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:43,460
No, I actually believe that.

2726
01:45:43,460 --> 01:45:45,460
I love all people.

2727
01:45:45,460 --> 01:45:47,460
Oh, I think

2728
01:45:47,460 --> 01:45:49,460
Biden has personal interest in the...

2729
01:45:49,460 --> 01:45:51,460
Biden's going to drop the bath towel

2730
01:45:51,460 --> 01:45:53,460
around some children. Yeah.

2731
01:45:53,460 --> 01:45:55,460
What? What does that mean?

2732
01:45:55,460 --> 01:45:57,460
What the fuck is going on?

2733
01:45:57,460 --> 01:45:59,460
What happened? This

2734
01:45:59,460 --> 01:46:01,460
one off the rails.

2735
01:46:01,460 --> 01:46:03,460
We are in the fucking weeds.

2736
01:46:03,460 --> 01:46:05,460
We are in the weeds.

2737
01:46:05,460 --> 01:46:07,460
I

2738
01:46:07,460 --> 01:46:09,460
named the episode that, right?

2739
01:46:09,460 --> 01:46:11,460
In the weeds. Yeah. Fucking

2740
01:46:11,460 --> 01:46:13,460
stay inside, no weed.

2741
01:46:13,460 --> 01:46:15,460
There's something I wanted to talk about

2742
01:46:15,460 --> 01:46:17,460
and I sent it in the chat.

2743
01:46:17,460 --> 01:46:19,460
Carrots?

2744
01:46:19,460 --> 01:46:21,460
No, hold on a sec.

2745
01:46:21,460 --> 01:46:23,460
Here's something I want to talk about. Why can

2746
01:46:23,460 --> 01:46:25,460
Rihanna say the N-word?

2747
01:46:25,460 --> 01:46:27,460
She's black. Yeah, but she's not

2748
01:46:27,460 --> 01:46:29,460
American. She's black.

2749
01:46:29,460 --> 01:46:31,460
But she's from Trinidad.

2750
01:46:31,460 --> 01:46:33,460
It doesn't matter. She's black.

2751
01:46:33,460 --> 01:46:35,460
But

2752
01:46:35,460 --> 01:46:37,460
she's not an American.

2753
01:46:37,460 --> 01:46:39,460
What about the fucking idiots who fucking

2754
01:46:39,460 --> 01:46:41,460
like, what about fucking like Puerto Rican guys

2755
01:46:41,460 --> 01:46:43,460
that come over? They say the N-word.

2756
01:46:43,460 --> 01:46:45,460
They aren't American. Yeah, like 6'9".

2757
01:46:45,460 --> 01:46:47,460
How come he can say the N-word?

2758
01:46:47,460 --> 01:46:49,460
Because he's fucking not white.

2759
01:46:49,460 --> 01:46:51,460
As long as you're not white, you can say the N-word.

2760
01:46:51,460 --> 01:46:53,460
So Asians can say the N-word? Probably.

2761
01:46:53,460 --> 01:46:55,460
I don't know, actually. Then why do

2762
01:46:55,460 --> 01:46:57,460
black people get mad when Asians

2763
01:46:57,460 --> 01:46:59,460
When uh... But I feel just don't like Asians.

2764
01:46:59,460 --> 01:47:01,460
Like that's like a well-known fact. You know how there's that

2765
01:47:01,460 --> 01:47:03,460
word in Japanese

2766
01:47:03,460 --> 01:47:05,460
or Chinese that sounds like the N-word?

2767
01:47:05,460 --> 01:47:07,460
Oh yeah, it's the word

2768
01:47:07,460 --> 01:47:09,460
Pepsi.

2769
01:47:09,460 --> 01:47:11,460
Really? Pepsi? Or Coca-Cola.

2770
01:47:11,460 --> 01:47:13,460
Something like that.

2771
01:47:13,460 --> 01:47:15,460
No, there's one in Korean, there's one in like

2772
01:47:15,460 --> 01:47:17,460
Japanese. It's like a common

2773
01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:19,460
word. Yeah. Yeah, it means like okay

2774
01:47:19,460 --> 01:47:21,460
or something. Right.

2775
01:47:21,460 --> 01:47:23,460
But they say that all the time. You ever put vodka in milk?

2776
01:47:23,460 --> 01:47:25,460
Huh? You ever put vodka in milk?

2777
01:47:25,460 --> 01:47:27,460
No. What does that do?

2778
01:47:27,460 --> 01:47:29,460
Nothing. It's just disgusting.

2779
01:47:29,460 --> 01:47:31,460
Why would I do that then?

2780
01:47:31,460 --> 01:47:33,460
Because it's just an interesting thing.

2781
01:47:33,460 --> 01:47:35,460
I thought you might have done it because you've done weird things before.

2782
01:47:35,460 --> 01:47:37,460
No.

2783
01:47:37,460 --> 01:47:39,460
I haven't been there yet. There's a lot of

2784
01:47:39,460 --> 01:47:41,460
things I have done. But that's not

2785
01:47:41,460 --> 01:47:43,460
I haven't done that one yet.

2786
01:47:43,460 --> 01:47:45,460
Jesus Christ. No.

2787
01:47:47,460 --> 01:47:49,460
Dan, did you have an actual topic?

2788
01:47:49,460 --> 01:47:51,460
You know

2789
01:47:51,460 --> 01:47:53,460
Yeah, but I looked at it

2790
01:47:53,460 --> 01:47:55,460
and

2791
01:47:55,460 --> 01:47:57,460
looking at it at a different time.

2792
01:47:57,460 --> 01:47:59,460
There was something that you said like

2793
01:47:59,460 --> 01:48:01,460
reminded me to talk about, right? Yeah, yeah.

2794
01:48:01,460 --> 01:48:03,460
Like now for some reason I have better judgment

2795
01:48:03,460 --> 01:48:05,460
than when I wrote that. I don't know why.

2796
01:48:05,460 --> 01:48:07,460
But why

2797
01:48:07,460 --> 01:48:09,460
I thought Down syndrome was a genetic advantage

2798
01:48:09,460 --> 01:48:11,460
in some way.

2799
01:48:13,460 --> 01:48:15,460
How it could be good for a society.

2800
01:48:15,460 --> 01:48:17,460
I mean you have more chromosomes, right?

2801
01:48:17,460 --> 01:48:19,460
That's an advantage. Did you know that fucking

2802
01:48:19,460 --> 01:48:21,460
30% of children born

2803
01:48:21,460 --> 01:48:23,460
after the year 2020 have autism?

2804
01:48:25,460 --> 01:48:27,460
Wait, say that stat again.

2805
01:48:27,460 --> 01:48:29,460
30% of children

2806
01:48:29,460 --> 01:48:31,460
born after the year 2020 have been diagnosed

2807
01:48:31,460 --> 01:48:33,460
with autism.

2808
01:48:33,460 --> 01:48:35,460
Damn.

2809
01:48:35,460 --> 01:48:37,460
75% of this podcast has autism.

2810
01:48:37,460 --> 01:48:39,460
Who's the one that does it?

2811
01:48:39,460 --> 01:48:41,460
I don't know.

2812
01:48:41,460 --> 01:48:43,460
It's up to the viewers.

2813
01:48:43,460 --> 01:48:45,460
Actually send us your emails

2814
01:48:45,460 --> 01:48:47,460
at untitledpodcast73

2815
01:48:47,460 --> 01:48:49,460
at gmail.com.

2816
01:48:49,460 --> 01:48:51,460
Tell us who you think is the most autistic.

2817
01:48:51,460 --> 01:48:53,460
Actually from one to four

2818
01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:55,460
rate who you think

2819
01:48:55,460 --> 01:48:57,460
is the most autistic to the least autistic.

2820
01:48:57,460 --> 01:48:59,460
And for a chance to win

2821
01:48:59,460 --> 01:49:01,460
what do they win?

2822
01:49:01,460 --> 01:49:03,460
20 bucks.

2823
01:49:03,460 --> 01:49:05,460
I don't know how you win that.

2824
01:49:05,460 --> 01:49:07,460
But okay.

2825
01:49:07,460 --> 01:49:09,460
No, they get a free

2826
01:49:09,460 --> 01:49:11,460
signed autographed picture

2827
01:49:11,460 --> 01:49:13,460
of Dan's dick.

2828
01:49:13,460 --> 01:49:15,460
No.

2829
01:49:15,460 --> 01:49:17,460
Yeah, send them a picture of that fucking

2830
01:49:17,460 --> 01:49:19,460
sick one of you with your fucking

2831
01:49:19,460 --> 01:49:21,460
Yeah, autographed.

2832
01:49:21,460 --> 01:49:23,460
That's priceless, bro.

2833
01:49:23,460 --> 01:49:25,460
Dude, you look fucking jacked in that picture, bro.

2834
01:49:25,460 --> 01:49:27,460
Which picture?

2835
01:49:27,460 --> 01:49:29,460
The one where you're naked

2836
01:49:29,460 --> 01:49:31,460
but you're fucking flexing in the mirror.

2837
01:49:31,460 --> 01:49:33,460
Yeah, dude.

2838
01:49:33,460 --> 01:49:35,460
You can do that picture, dude.

2839
01:49:35,460 --> 01:49:37,460
We'll give them an autographed

2840
01:49:37,460 --> 01:49:39,460
picture.

2841
01:49:39,460 --> 01:49:41,460
No, that's not showing in that one.

2842
01:49:41,460 --> 01:49:43,460
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm covering it

2843
01:49:43,460 --> 01:49:45,460
with my hand. Yeah, all right.

2844
01:49:45,460 --> 01:49:47,460
Sure.

2845
01:49:47,460 --> 01:49:49,460
Okay, that's fine.

2846
01:49:49,460 --> 01:49:51,460
All you have to do is

2847
01:49:51,460 --> 01:49:53,460
send us an email.

2848
01:49:53,460 --> 01:49:55,460
We'll send you that for free.

2849
01:49:55,460 --> 01:49:57,460
Dan's sexy picture.

2850
01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:59,460
So down syndrome.

2851
01:49:59,460 --> 01:50:01,460
Hear me out on this, dude.

2852
01:50:01,460 --> 01:50:03,460
You have

2853
01:50:03,460 --> 01:50:05,460
it's kind of like

2854
01:50:05,460 --> 01:50:07,460
nature's super soldier.

2855
01:50:09,460 --> 01:50:11,460
You've got somebody

2856
01:50:11,460 --> 01:50:13,460
do I want to say this out loud?

2857
01:50:13,460 --> 01:50:15,460
I'm sure you do.

2858
01:50:15,460 --> 01:50:17,460
No, let's save it for

2859
01:50:17,460 --> 01:50:19,460
next time.

2860
01:50:19,460 --> 01:50:21,460
I'm going to keep this one's going to stay

2861
01:50:21,460 --> 01:50:23,460
inside my head.

2862
01:50:23,460 --> 01:50:25,460
It's just, you know,

2863
01:50:25,460 --> 01:50:27,460
somebody you can kind of send down

2864
01:50:27,460 --> 01:50:29,460
range and just somebody

2865
01:50:29,460 --> 01:50:31,460
who can just go and fuck shit

2866
01:50:31,460 --> 01:50:33,460
up. I mean, it's just kind of like

2867
01:50:33,460 --> 01:50:35,460
you see how that would be kind of like an

2868
01:50:35,460 --> 01:50:37,460
advantage to a tribe. I guess.

2869
01:50:37,460 --> 01:50:39,460
Like if we had down syndrome soldier.

2870
01:50:39,460 --> 01:50:41,460
Yes.

2871
01:50:41,460 --> 01:50:43,460
If you were just like, dude, here's a fucking

2872
01:50:43,460 --> 01:50:45,460
sword.

2873
01:50:45,460 --> 01:50:47,460
That might be the name of the episode.

2874
01:50:47,460 --> 01:50:49,460
Here's a sword.

2875
01:50:49,460 --> 01:50:51,460
There's the direction.

2876
01:50:51,460 --> 01:50:53,460
Go.

2877
01:50:53,460 --> 01:50:55,460
That's all you have to say.

2878
01:50:55,460 --> 01:50:57,460
And they just go.

2879
01:50:57,460 --> 01:50:59,460
And they just do what has to be done.

2880
01:50:59,460 --> 01:51:01,460
And they that part of your

2881
01:51:01,460 --> 01:51:03,460
brain that makes you overthink things

2882
01:51:03,460 --> 01:51:05,460
like that gets in the way

2883
01:51:05,460 --> 01:51:07,460
that causes some apprehension.

2884
01:51:07,460 --> 01:51:09,460
You don't have that.

2885
01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:11,460
You come to a point where they only draft people.

2886
01:51:11,460 --> 01:51:13,460
Well, they draft people first that had down

2887
01:51:13,460 --> 01:51:15,460
syndrome.

2888
01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:17,460
Then they'd have the genetic

2889
01:51:17,460 --> 01:51:19,460
advantage.

2890
01:51:19,460 --> 01:51:21,460
I think it is an advantage in that

2891
01:51:21,460 --> 01:51:23,460
situation. I think if you're in a tribal

2892
01:51:23,460 --> 01:51:25,460
situation, you

2893
01:51:25,460 --> 01:51:27,460
just got somebody that's just going to shut logic

2894
01:51:27,460 --> 01:51:29,460
off and just do whatever

2895
01:51:29,460 --> 01:51:31,460
just do what needs to be done. He's going to

2896
01:51:31,460 --> 01:51:33,460
go do the job. That's it.

2897
01:51:33,460 --> 01:51:35,460
They just like

2898
01:51:35,460 --> 01:51:37,460
I'm. Yeah, there's a lot more.

2899
01:51:37,460 --> 01:51:39,460
I can say.

2900
01:51:39,460 --> 01:51:41,460
I think I think I'll stop there.

2901
01:51:41,460 --> 01:51:43,460
You get where I'm going. I sure

2902
01:51:43,460 --> 01:51:45,460
I do. I sure do. That's our

2903
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:47,460
I don't want to use the word expendable.

2904
01:51:47,460 --> 01:51:49,460
But

2905
01:51:49,460 --> 01:51:51,460
that's the counterpart. That's our counterpart to

2906
01:51:51,460 --> 01:51:53,460
Chinese super super soldiers

2907
01:51:53,460 --> 01:51:55,460
is down syndrome soldiers.

2908
01:51:55,460 --> 01:51:57,460
Down syndrome soldiers.

2909
01:51:57,460 --> 01:51:59,460
Right.

2910
01:51:59,460 --> 01:52:01,460
Yeah. I think a couple of them are

2911
01:52:01,460 --> 01:52:03,460
just a step above that. Anyway,

2912
01:52:03,460 --> 01:52:05,460
most infantry.

2913
01:52:05,460 --> 01:52:07,460
Oh, good. Yeah.

2914
01:52:07,460 --> 01:52:09,460
But

2915
01:52:09,460 --> 01:52:11,460
.

2916
01:52:11,460 --> 01:52:13,460
All right.

2917
01:52:13,460 --> 01:52:15,460
So let's wrap this one.

2918
01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:17,460
Are we wrapping this up?

2919
01:52:17,460 --> 01:52:19,460
Part of me feels like it's just not done.

2920
01:52:19,460 --> 01:52:21,460
You said you want to go home at midnight.

2921
01:52:21,460 --> 01:52:23,460
I think Tyler wants to go home now.

2922
01:52:23,460 --> 01:52:25,460
All right. So we're wrapping it up.

2923
01:52:25,460 --> 01:52:27,460
What else you got? That's it.

2924
01:52:27,460 --> 01:52:29,460
I really have.

2925
01:52:29,460 --> 01:52:31,460
What else do I got?

2926
01:52:31,460 --> 01:52:33,460
Let's take a look. I don't care.

2927
01:52:33,460 --> 01:52:35,460
Dude, I can stay in. I'm just fucking saying

2928
01:52:35,460 --> 01:52:37,460
that Dan wanted to go home.

2929
01:52:37,460 --> 01:52:39,460
But if you want to stay, let me see if I could

2930
01:52:39,460 --> 01:52:41,460
find this picture.

2931
01:52:41,460 --> 01:52:43,460
Hold on a sec.

2932
01:52:43,460 --> 01:52:45,460
So

2933
01:52:45,460 --> 01:52:47,460
So my hamster's doing good.

2934
01:52:47,460 --> 01:52:49,460
I got

2935
01:52:49,460 --> 01:52:51,460
to see her after being away for a week and a half.

2936
01:52:51,460 --> 01:52:53,460
Oh, yeah. Who took care

2937
01:52:53,460 --> 01:52:55,460
of her while you were gone? My grandmother.

2938
01:52:55,460 --> 01:52:57,460
Nice. What's her name again?

2939
01:52:57,460 --> 01:52:59,460
My hamster, my grandmother.

2940
01:52:59,460 --> 01:53:01,460
Both.

2941
01:53:01,460 --> 01:53:03,460
We're talking about family.

2942
01:53:03,460 --> 01:53:05,460
My hamster's name is Tifa and my grandmother's name is

2943
01:53:05,460 --> 01:53:07,460
Lynn.

2944
01:53:07,460 --> 01:53:09,460
Wait, what's your hamster's name?

2945
01:53:09,460 --> 01:53:11,460
Tifa. Yeah, from Final Fantasy 7.

2946
01:53:11,460 --> 01:53:13,460
And Tifa.

2947
01:53:13,460 --> 01:53:15,460
Interesting.

2948
01:53:15,460 --> 01:53:17,460
Yeah, Lynn. Lynn Lee

2949
01:53:17,460 --> 01:53:19,460
is her name.

2950
01:53:19,460 --> 01:53:21,460
Huh.

2951
01:53:21,460 --> 01:53:23,460
I got to get a hamster. I think my cats

2952
01:53:23,460 --> 01:53:25,460
would eat it, though. If you keep it in the cage,

2953
01:53:25,460 --> 01:53:27,460
they can't get in there.

2954
01:53:27,460 --> 01:53:29,460
Yeah, pictures of it. Yeah, I do.

2955
01:53:29,460 --> 01:53:31,460
I want to see a picture of this hamster.

2956
01:53:31,460 --> 01:53:33,460
Tifa.

2957
01:53:33,460 --> 01:53:35,460
And Tifa.

2958
01:53:35,460 --> 01:53:37,460
You named your hamster after Tifa?

2959
01:53:37,460 --> 01:53:39,460
No, for retard.

2960
01:53:39,460 --> 01:53:41,460
What's your big beef with

2961
01:53:41,460 --> 01:53:43,460
Tifa? Because they're a bunch of

2962
01:53:43,460 --> 01:53:45,460
fucking idiots.

2963
01:53:45,460 --> 01:53:47,460
What the fuck do you want me to say? I think they're just out there

2964
01:53:47,460 --> 01:53:49,460
trying to support a cause, you know?

2965
01:53:49,460 --> 01:53:51,460
Oh, you shut the fuck up.

2966
01:53:51,460 --> 01:53:53,460
I will light you on fire. Casey,

2967
01:53:53,460 --> 01:53:55,460
what did you have to talk about?

2968
01:53:55,460 --> 01:53:57,460
Um...

2969
01:53:57,460 --> 01:53:59,460
Let's see.

2970
01:53:59,460 --> 01:54:01,460
There's a

2971
01:54:01,460 --> 01:54:03,460
recent one. She's eating a piece of cheese.

2972
01:54:05,460 --> 01:54:07,460
Where'd you get her? At PetSmart?

2973
01:54:07,460 --> 01:54:09,460
Yeah, my fiance got her for me.

2974
01:54:09,460 --> 01:54:11,460
Because I went to PetSmart

2975
01:54:11,460 --> 01:54:13,460
and I went up to the cage

2976
01:54:13,460 --> 01:54:15,460
and I'm like, hey! And then one came up and went

2977
01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:17,460
like this. And like

2978
01:54:17,460 --> 01:54:19,460
just locked eyes with me. And then started

2979
01:54:19,460 --> 01:54:21,460
doing a little weird dance.

2980
01:54:21,460 --> 01:54:23,460
And I'm like, I like that one.

2981
01:54:23,460 --> 01:54:25,460
Whatever. Well, I was like, it's okay.

2982
01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:27,460
Whatever. Then two days later I came home

2983
01:54:27,460 --> 01:54:29,460
and there's a cage with the hamster in it.

2984
01:54:29,460 --> 01:54:31,460
So she picked you. Yeah.

2985
01:54:31,460 --> 01:54:33,460
That's what my cat did with me.

2986
01:54:33,460 --> 01:54:35,460
When I went to get her from the rescue, they opened the cage

2987
01:54:35,460 --> 01:54:37,460
and she jumped onto my shoulder. And I

2988
01:54:37,460 --> 01:54:39,460
couldn't get her off. And then she like fell on my

2989
01:54:39,460 --> 01:54:41,460
arms and she like pretended to be like a little

2990
01:54:41,460 --> 01:54:43,460
princess. You know? And then I got

2991
01:54:43,460 --> 01:54:45,460
her home and realized that she was a fucking thief.

2992
01:54:45,460 --> 01:54:47,460
Fucking steals everything.

2993
01:54:47,460 --> 01:54:49,460
Tifa like came up to the side of the cage

2994
01:54:49,460 --> 01:54:51,460
and she's like...

2995
01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:53,460
And like she like looked at me. And like the rest

2996
01:54:53,460 --> 01:54:55,460
of them were just like doing like random shit. But she

2997
01:54:55,460 --> 01:54:57,460
like ran up to the side of the cage and was like...

2998
01:54:57,460 --> 01:54:59,460
So... And I put my finger

2999
01:54:59,460 --> 01:55:01,460
up on the cage and then she moved her hand and

3000
01:55:01,460 --> 01:55:03,460
went like that with it. Wow. And I'm like

3001
01:55:03,460 --> 01:55:05,460
that's mine. I like her. That's like out of a fucking

3002
01:55:05,460 --> 01:55:07,460
movie. Yeah, I love Tifa. She's

3003
01:55:07,460 --> 01:55:09,460
great. And like my entire family

3004
01:55:09,460 --> 01:55:11,460
is like, you are one of the most hateful people

3005
01:55:11,460 --> 01:55:13,460
I've ever met. But when you're with your hamster

3006
01:55:13,460 --> 01:55:15,460
you're like so sweet. You're not fucking

3007
01:55:15,460 --> 01:55:17,460
hateful. You're an angry, hateful

3008
01:55:17,460 --> 01:55:19,460
person. No, you're not.

3009
01:55:19,460 --> 01:55:21,460
I think he's angry. I get angry too.

3010
01:55:21,460 --> 01:55:23,460
It's like that's just being

3011
01:55:23,460 --> 01:55:25,460
alive. But they're like when

3012
01:55:25,460 --> 01:55:27,460
you're with your hamster it's like

3013
01:55:27,460 --> 01:55:29,460
it's like you're the nicest person ever

3014
01:55:29,460 --> 01:55:31,460
with your hamster. I'm like because I love my hamster.

3015
01:55:31,460 --> 01:55:33,460
So if you just like

3016
01:55:33,460 --> 01:55:35,460
if you take her out of the cage

3017
01:55:35,460 --> 01:55:37,460
she'll walk around.

3018
01:55:37,460 --> 01:55:39,460
Really? Yeah, I do all the time.

3019
01:55:39,460 --> 01:55:41,460
Like I take her out of her cage.

3020
01:55:41,460 --> 01:55:43,460
And she won't get lost in like the

3021
01:55:43,460 --> 01:55:45,460
walls and shit? No, like you gotta like

3022
01:55:45,460 --> 01:55:47,460
keep an eye on her. But like she'll tend

3023
01:55:47,460 --> 01:55:49,460
to like stay in like a general area.

3024
01:55:49,460 --> 01:55:51,460
I know when you like sit down like with her and let her run around

3025
01:55:51,460 --> 01:55:53,460
like an area if she starts going into like a

3026
01:55:53,460 --> 01:55:55,460
like a no-go zone I just pick her up and then

3027
01:55:55,460 --> 01:55:57,460
put her in a different one.

3028
01:55:57,460 --> 01:55:59,460
But then like if I'm cleaning her cage or something

3029
01:55:59,460 --> 01:56:01,460
I take her out and I put her in her ball

3030
01:56:01,460 --> 01:56:03,460
and I let her like run around like the rest of the house while I'm just

3031
01:56:03,460 --> 01:56:05,460
cleaning her cage and then put her in. It's fucking awesome.

3032
01:56:05,460 --> 01:56:07,460
But yeah. But like when like

3033
01:56:07,460 --> 01:56:09,460
she didn't let me pick her up for the first

3034
01:56:09,460 --> 01:56:11,460
couple of weeks like the first couple of months

3035
01:56:11,460 --> 01:56:13,460
then I started being able to pick her up and then when I pick her up

3036
01:56:13,460 --> 01:56:15,460
she like kicks her feet out like this.

3037
01:56:15,460 --> 01:56:17,460
And then like what you put her in like here.

3038
01:56:17,460 --> 01:56:19,460
It's so cute when you put her in your hand

3039
01:56:19,460 --> 01:56:21,460
like this she like curls up into a ball

3040
01:56:21,460 --> 01:56:23,460
and then just like goes there

3041
01:56:23,460 --> 01:56:25,460
and she goes to sleep. Dude that's fucking crazy

3042
01:56:25,460 --> 01:56:27,460
because like I feel like mice aren't that far off from hamsters.

3043
01:56:27,460 --> 01:56:29,460
I don't mind mice. I like rats, hamsters, mice.

3044
01:56:29,460 --> 01:56:31,460
Like they're not bad.

3045
01:56:31,460 --> 01:56:33,460
My mom's terrified of rats and like mice.

3046
01:56:33,460 --> 01:56:35,460
I got some here you can have.

3047
01:56:35,460 --> 01:56:37,460
No but like I think Tifa's actually like half mouse

3048
01:56:37,460 --> 01:56:39,460
because she's got like a weird like

3049
01:56:39,460 --> 01:56:43,460
like little

3050
01:56:43,460 --> 01:56:45,460
snout and her tail's like longer than a normal hamster.

3051
01:56:45,460 --> 01:56:47,460
But she's like definitely have like hamster features

3052
01:56:47,460 --> 01:56:49,460
so I think that she's more hamster than mouse or rat.

3053
01:56:49,460 --> 01:56:51,460
But she has like mouse rat features.

3054
01:56:51,460 --> 01:56:53,460
That like are a thing like whatever.

3055
01:56:53,460 --> 01:56:55,460
Dude fucking rats are crazy.

3056
01:56:55,460 --> 01:56:57,460
Rats are some of the sweetest things on the planet

3057
01:56:57,460 --> 01:56:59,460
if they're not like feral rats.

3058
01:56:59,460 --> 01:57:01,460
Like if like you have like a pet rat

3059
01:57:01,460 --> 01:57:03,460
they're some of the nicest things on the planet.

3060
01:57:03,460 --> 01:57:05,460
Dude I uh my mom

3061
01:57:05,460 --> 01:57:07,460
she's like she's like

3062
01:57:07,460 --> 01:57:09,460
she's like she's like she's like

3063
01:57:09,460 --> 01:57:11,460
she's like she's like she's like

3064
01:57:11,460 --> 01:57:13,460
dude I uh

3065
01:57:13,460 --> 01:57:15,460
my girlfriend's dog

3066
01:57:15,460 --> 01:57:17,460
when she lived at her parents house

3067
01:57:17,460 --> 01:57:19,460
it was

3068
01:57:19,460 --> 01:57:21,460
an Akita which is a pretty big dog.

3069
01:57:21,460 --> 01:57:23,460
And they were like known to be

3070
01:57:23,460 --> 01:57:25,460
kind of aggressive. Like your homeowner's

3071
01:57:25,460 --> 01:57:27,460
insurance goes up if you have one.

3072
01:57:27,460 --> 01:57:29,460
Things digging through the closet.

3073
01:57:29,460 --> 01:57:31,460
Something in the closet was just like

3074
01:57:31,460 --> 01:57:33,460
it caught a whiff of something and it could not like

3075
01:57:33,460 --> 01:57:35,460
let it go. Right? So it's like

3076
01:57:35,460 --> 01:57:37,460
ass is just sticking out of the closet.

3077
01:57:37,460 --> 01:57:39,460
It's buried in there trying to find something.

3078
01:57:39,460 --> 01:57:41,460
In a fucking rat.

3079
01:57:41,460 --> 01:57:43,460
Shoots out of the closet dude.

3080
01:57:43,460 --> 01:57:45,460
This fucking dog jumps onto the bed.

3081
01:57:45,460 --> 01:57:47,460
My girlfriend jumps on the bed.

3082
01:57:47,460 --> 01:57:49,460
They're holding each other both shaking.

3083
01:57:49,460 --> 01:57:51,460
Right?

3084
01:57:51,460 --> 01:57:53,460
And I'm trying to hit this fucking rat

3085
01:57:53,460 --> 01:57:55,460
from the fucking ruler.

3086
01:57:55,460 --> 01:57:57,460
So I don't remember

3087
01:57:57,460 --> 01:57:59,460
exactly how

3088
01:57:59,460 --> 01:58:01,460
but I got it in a fucking box.

3089
01:58:01,460 --> 01:58:03,460
Right? Oh oh

3090
01:58:03,460 --> 01:58:05,460
we got it on a sticky trap.

3091
01:58:05,460 --> 01:58:07,460
So I put the sticky trap

3092
01:58:07,460 --> 01:58:09,460
in a box. Right?

3093
01:58:09,460 --> 01:58:11,460
And I didn't know how to kill this thing.

3094
01:58:11,460 --> 01:58:13,460
Right? Cause I'm not good with that shit.

3095
01:58:13,460 --> 01:58:15,460
I've killed a rat with a belt before.

3096
01:58:15,460 --> 01:58:17,460
With a belt? Yeah.

3097
01:58:17,460 --> 01:58:19,460
One with a big belt buckle you can fucking whip it at it.

3098
01:58:19,460 --> 01:58:21,460
Jesus Christ.

3099
01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:23,460
Why don't you just release it outside?

3100
01:58:23,460 --> 01:58:25,460
So it was well

3101
01:58:25,460 --> 01:58:27,460
it's gonna come right back in.

3102
01:58:27,460 --> 01:58:29,460
That's the problem. That's it's home.

3103
01:58:29,460 --> 01:58:31,460
You gotta execute it. So I got it in this box

3104
01:58:31,460 --> 01:58:33,460
on the sticky trap. And I'm like

3105
01:58:33,460 --> 01:58:35,460
alright I have an idea. It's fucking literally

3106
01:58:35,460 --> 01:58:37,460
10 degrees out. Just freeze it?

3107
01:58:37,460 --> 01:58:39,460
I'll just freeze it. I'll just

3108
01:58:39,460 --> 01:58:41,460
I tape the box up and I just put it outside.

3109
01:58:41,460 --> 01:58:43,460
I always feel bad when people have to

3110
01:58:43,460 --> 01:58:45,460
kill rats and mice because I used to actually

3111
01:58:45,460 --> 01:58:47,460
have friends. You froze the rat to death.

3112
01:58:47,460 --> 01:58:49,460
Hold on.

3113
01:58:49,460 --> 01:58:51,460
I'll get back to that. But I come back in the morning

3114
01:58:51,460 --> 01:58:53,460
dude. This thing got off the

3115
01:58:53,460 --> 01:58:55,460
sticky trap and chewed a hole through the fucking

3116
01:58:55,460 --> 01:58:57,460
cardboard box. Got out.

3117
01:58:57,460 --> 01:58:59,460
Nuts. Yeah dude.

3118
01:58:59,460 --> 01:59:01,460
They're fucking vicious.

3119
01:59:01,460 --> 01:59:03,460
There's rats that like cause I lived next to the Hudson

3120
01:59:03,460 --> 01:59:05,460
River my whole life. Like ever since I was a kid.

3121
01:59:05,460 --> 01:59:07,460
And they'd be like the Hudson River rats and I'd like

3122
01:59:07,460 --> 01:59:09,460
feed them cheese and shit and they became friends.

3123
01:59:09,460 --> 01:59:11,460
Like I was friends with the rats.

3124
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:13,460
I was

3125
01:59:13,460 --> 01:59:15,460
friends with the rats. You're a fucking pied

3126
01:59:15,460 --> 01:59:17,460
piper.

3127
01:59:17,460 --> 01:59:19,460
But like I just go out and like feed the rats

3128
01:59:19,460 --> 01:59:21,460
and the rats would like I'd hang out with the rats.

3129
01:59:21,460 --> 01:59:23,460
They'd have me pet them and shit.

3130
01:59:23,460 --> 01:59:25,460
See this is why I wanted to keep the podcast

3131
01:59:25,460 --> 01:59:27,460
going. Because if you keep it

3132
01:59:27,460 --> 01:59:29,460
Tyler talking it gets more

3133
01:59:29,460 --> 01:59:31,460
ridiculous. I was

3134
01:59:31,460 --> 01:59:33,460
friends with rats. What's the problem?

3135
01:59:33,460 --> 01:59:35,460
I like rats.

3136
01:59:35,460 --> 01:59:37,460
Yeah no they're cool. I want to get a

3137
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:39,460
guinea pig next. That's what I was actually thinking about getting.

3138
01:59:39,460 --> 01:59:41,460
Yeah we gotta ask Jeff about guinea pigs.

3139
01:59:41,460 --> 01:59:43,460
Oh he has guinea pigs? Well

3140
01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:45,460
he would tell me stories about in Peru.

3141
01:59:45,460 --> 01:59:47,460
Yeah they're around.

3142
01:59:47,460 --> 01:59:49,460
They're like wild guinea pigs.

3143
01:59:49,460 --> 01:59:51,460
No they would use them to keep warm.

3144
01:59:51,460 --> 01:59:53,460
So like you would have under your bed

3145
01:59:53,460 --> 01:59:55,460
you'd have like a drawer full of guinea pigs.

3146
01:59:55,460 --> 01:59:57,460
That's not true.

3147
01:59:57,460 --> 01:59:59,460
Dude well ask him. That's not true.

3148
01:59:59,460 --> 02:00:01,460
Are you fucking kidding me?

3149
02:00:01,460 --> 02:00:03,460
That is not true. I swear to God dude

3150
02:00:03,460 --> 02:00:05,460
next episode he comes on asking

3151
02:00:05,460 --> 02:00:07,460
about putting guinea pigs under your bed to keep warm.

3152
02:00:07,460 --> 02:00:09,460
How is that a fucking thing?

3153
02:00:09,460 --> 02:00:11,460
That's insane. They eat the food. You keep

3154
02:00:11,460 --> 02:00:13,460
them in the drawer. The drawer is under your bed

3155
02:00:13,460 --> 02:00:15,460
and it warms your bed. That's insane.

3156
02:00:15,460 --> 02:00:17,460
That's not true. Dude animals

3157
02:00:17,460 --> 02:00:19,460
they're warm blooded.

3158
02:00:19,460 --> 02:00:21,460
That's insane. Yeah you just keep

3159
02:00:21,460 --> 02:00:23,460
fucking 50 guinea pigs under your mattress.

3160
02:00:23,460 --> 02:00:25,460
That's fucking nuts. That's not

3161
02:00:25,460 --> 02:00:27,460
true. You're fucking with me.

3162
02:00:27,460 --> 02:00:29,460
Does that sound like something I could make up on the spot?

3163
02:00:29,460 --> 02:00:31,460
Yes it does.

3164
02:00:31,460 --> 02:00:33,460
Sounds like something you would make up on the spot.

3165
02:00:33,460 --> 02:00:35,460
We'll ask Jeff about the guinea pigs. That's next time he's

3166
02:00:35,460 --> 02:00:37,460
on the episode. The guinea pigs kept

3167
02:00:37,460 --> 02:00:39,460
warm at night? Yeah. I don't know

3168
02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:41,460
about him but he said that's a thing they do.

3169
02:00:41,460 --> 02:00:43,460
I think they also eat them.

3170
02:00:43,460 --> 02:00:45,460
In Peru. That's sad.

3171
02:00:45,460 --> 02:00:47,460
I think that's like their delicacy.

3172
02:00:47,460 --> 02:00:49,460
I want to like just be friends.

3173
02:00:49,460 --> 02:00:51,460
I like being friends with the small little rodent

3174
02:00:51,460 --> 02:00:53,460
creatures. They're fun.

3175
02:00:53,460 --> 02:00:55,460
I always feel bad.

3176
02:00:55,460 --> 02:00:57,460
My mom would

3177
02:00:57,460 --> 02:00:59,460
there's like rabbits and

3178
02:00:59,460 --> 02:01:01,460
raccoons and

3179
02:01:01,460 --> 02:01:03,460
squirrels that would just fucking like eat my mom's

3180
02:01:03,460 --> 02:01:05,460
garden. Like no matter what we did

3181
02:01:05,460 --> 02:01:07,460
we put up fences like fucking like

3182
02:01:07,460 --> 02:01:09,460
sonic traps and shit. They just didn't do it.

3183
02:01:09,460 --> 02:01:11,460
So my mom fucking did a thing where she had

3184
02:01:11,460 --> 02:01:13,460
a bucket that was filled with seeds

3185
02:01:13,460 --> 02:01:15,460
with like water. Like on

3186
02:01:15,460 --> 02:01:17,460
top of the water there's a bunch of seeds.

3187
02:01:17,460 --> 02:01:19,460
And there's a 2 by 4

3188
02:01:19,460 --> 02:01:21,460
that they could climb up into it but they couldn't

3189
02:01:21,460 --> 02:01:23,460
get out of the bucket so they drowned.

3190
02:01:23,460 --> 02:01:25,460
And my mom was just like

3191
02:01:25,460 --> 02:01:27,460
yeah like we had to do that. I'm like I don't

3192
02:01:27,460 --> 02:01:29,460
want to do that. She's like well if you don't want them to

3193
02:01:29,460 --> 02:01:31,460
drown then go out and shoot them with your BB gun.

3194
02:01:31,460 --> 02:01:33,460
I'm like

3195
02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:35,460
so I went out and

3196
02:01:35,460 --> 02:01:37,460
like it was the only time that

3197
02:01:37,460 --> 02:01:39,460
I killed an animal like

3198
02:01:39,460 --> 02:01:41,460
that was like you know like bigger than like a

3199
02:01:41,460 --> 02:01:43,460
rat or like bigger than like a mouse. But like

3200
02:01:43,460 --> 02:01:45,460
there's like a fucking squirrel in there.

3201
02:01:45,460 --> 02:01:47,460
And I didn't want it to drown.

3202
02:01:47,460 --> 02:01:49,460
And I went over

3203
02:01:49,460 --> 02:01:51,460
and I took my BB gun. I

3204
02:01:51,460 --> 02:01:53,460
pointed it up until it's fucking head. I shot it in the face.

3205
02:01:53,460 --> 02:01:55,460
And I killed it.

3206
02:01:55,460 --> 02:01:57,460
And like I still feel

3207
02:01:57,460 --> 02:01:59,460
terrible about it to this fucking day. Like I don't

3208
02:01:59,460 --> 02:02:01,460
ever want to do something like that again.

3209
02:02:01,460 --> 02:02:03,460
But like

3210
02:02:03,460 --> 02:02:05,460
the next time there's a squirrel

3211
02:02:05,460 --> 02:02:07,460
in there I'm like I'll just kick the bucket over

3212
02:02:07,460 --> 02:02:09,460
and then let it run away.

3213
02:02:09,460 --> 02:02:11,460
And that's what I ended up doing.

3214
02:02:11,460 --> 02:02:13,460
I intentionally killed one animal

3215
02:02:13,460 --> 02:02:15,460
ever. And like

3216
02:02:15,460 --> 02:02:17,460
it changed me as a person.

3217
02:02:17,460 --> 02:02:19,460
Like

3218
02:02:19,460 --> 02:02:21,460
it genuinely does change you as a person.

3219
02:02:21,460 --> 02:02:23,460
Like when you like on

3220
02:02:23,460 --> 02:02:25,460
purpose kill something. Like you're

3221
02:02:25,460 --> 02:02:27,460
just like holy shit. Like

3222
02:02:27,460 --> 02:02:29,460
I just I literally killed

3223
02:02:29,460 --> 02:02:31,460
an animal for like

3224
02:02:31,460 --> 02:02:33,460
no reason other than it was a pest. I thought you wanted to go

3225
02:02:33,460 --> 02:02:35,460
to World War III.

3226
02:02:35,460 --> 02:02:37,460
That's defending my country. That's a different thing.

3227
02:02:37,460 --> 02:02:39,460
But like this is something that's literally

3228
02:02:39,460 --> 02:02:41,460
innocent. Like it didn't do

3229
02:02:41,460 --> 02:02:43,460
anything. It's just a fucking animal. And you fucking put

3230
02:02:43,460 --> 02:02:45,460
fucking BB in its fucking head.

3231
02:02:45,460 --> 02:02:47,460
Dude I killed a frog.

3232
02:02:47,460 --> 02:02:49,460
Like intentionally. Like back

3233
02:02:49,460 --> 02:02:51,460
in the day. And like I never

3234
02:02:51,460 --> 02:02:53,460
forgot it. I was like wow that was a shitty

3235
02:02:53,460 --> 02:02:55,460
feeling. Like because I didn't think I was

3236
02:02:55,460 --> 02:02:57,460
going to get it. I vividly remember it

3237
02:02:57,460 --> 02:02:59,460
in my brain. Like I can see

3238
02:02:59,460 --> 02:03:01,460
what I did. Like right there. Like I

3239
02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:03,460
can vividly see like doing that.

3240
02:03:03,460 --> 02:03:05,460
Like it's different like if you're

3241
02:03:05,460 --> 02:03:07,460
fighting in like self defense or something.

3242
02:03:07,460 --> 02:03:09,460
But like that thing's like literally innocent.

3243
02:03:09,460 --> 02:03:11,460
It's an animal. It did nothing to you.

3244
02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:13,460
It just was doing what animals do.

3245
02:03:13,460 --> 02:03:15,460
And I went over and I fucking shot it.

3246
02:03:15,460 --> 02:03:17,460
Monster.

3247
02:03:17,460 --> 02:03:19,460
Jesus Christ. Like it felt awful.

3248
02:03:19,460 --> 02:03:21,460
Like afterwards I'm like I never

3249
02:03:21,460 --> 02:03:23,460
want to do that again. Have you ever killed

3250
02:03:23,460 --> 02:03:25,460
anything Casey? No.

3251
02:03:25,460 --> 02:03:27,460
Just bugs.

3252
02:03:27,460 --> 02:03:29,460
Not intentionally. No.

3253
02:03:29,460 --> 02:03:31,460
Like it's a different like he gets

3254
02:03:31,460 --> 02:03:33,460
it. Like you know how it feels like when you

3255
02:03:33,460 --> 02:03:35,460
kill something on purpose. Like

3256
02:03:35,460 --> 02:03:37,460
I don't even kill spiders if I don't have to.

3257
02:03:37,460 --> 02:03:39,460
But like when you do that you're like holy shit.

3258
02:03:39,460 --> 02:03:41,460
Like that was like something that was innocent.

3259
02:03:41,460 --> 02:03:43,460
That literally did nothing and I just ended it.

3260
02:03:43,460 --> 02:03:45,460
Right. Yeah. There's the one

3261
02:03:45,460 --> 02:03:47,460
time I killed something.

3262
02:03:47,460 --> 02:03:49,460
There's I didn't think I was going to be

3263
02:03:49,460 --> 02:03:51,460
able to get it and I kind of wanted to see if I could

3264
02:03:51,460 --> 02:03:53,460
fucking get it. Right. There's this frog

3265
02:03:53,460 --> 02:03:55,460
like I just saw its eye sticking up out of the water.

3266
02:03:55,460 --> 02:03:57,460
And so I took a big stick and went

3267
02:03:57,460 --> 02:03:59,460
wheech. Wapped it and it just

3268
02:03:59,460 --> 02:04:01,460
fucking floated upside down.

3269
02:04:01,460 --> 02:04:03,460
And I'm like yo that was fucking pointless

3270
02:04:03,460 --> 02:04:05,460
and way too easy. Like why did I

3271
02:04:05,460 --> 02:04:07,460
do that? That was just dumb.

3272
02:04:07,460 --> 02:04:09,460
Like it's different if you're doing like for like food and stuff.

3273
02:04:09,460 --> 02:04:11,460
Like if you're hunting and like shit like that. Like it's

3274
02:04:11,460 --> 02:04:13,460
like you're actually doing it for a purpose. If you're just doing it to kill something.

3275
02:04:13,460 --> 02:04:15,460
Like that's like it's

3276
02:04:15,460 --> 02:04:17,460
like fucked up.

3277
02:04:17,460 --> 02:04:19,460
Yeah dude I um. Like I

3278
02:04:19,460 --> 02:04:21,460
I justify it to myself that I was doing a mercy kill

3279
02:04:21,460 --> 02:04:23,460
because I wouldn't you rather be shot in the face

3280
02:04:23,460 --> 02:04:25,460
than drown?

3281
02:04:25,460 --> 02:04:27,460
I don't know. I think I would rather

3282
02:04:27,460 --> 02:04:29,460
do neither. Right.

3283
02:04:29,460 --> 02:04:31,460
No but like if you're given the choice I'd rather get

3284
02:04:31,460 --> 02:04:33,460
shot because it's quick. It's just. Right.

3285
02:04:33,460 --> 02:04:35,460
But like instead of like fucking keep on

3286
02:04:35,460 --> 02:04:37,460
struggling until you literally can't fucking do

3287
02:04:37,460 --> 02:04:39,460
it anymore and then you drown. I'm like I

3288
02:04:39,460 --> 02:04:41,460
thought of it as like a mercy going out and like being

3289
02:04:41,460 --> 02:04:43,460
like okay I'll take it out so it doesn't

3290
02:04:43,460 --> 02:04:45,460
have to do that and like never again.

3291
02:04:45,460 --> 02:04:47,460
Like I don't want to ever do

3292
02:04:47,460 --> 02:04:49,460
something like that ever again. And like when

3293
02:04:49,460 --> 02:04:51,460
people are like oh

3294
02:04:51,460 --> 02:04:53,460
could you be like a serial killer? I'm like I

3295
02:04:53,460 --> 02:04:55,460
know I couldn't. Like I felt bad killing a fucking

3296
02:04:55,460 --> 02:04:57,460
squirrel. Right. Like I don't

3297
02:04:57,460 --> 02:04:59,460
think I could do anything like that. Like

3298
02:04:59,460 --> 02:05:01,460
like it's different like if you're like in like a

3299
02:05:01,460 --> 02:05:03,460
like a situation like where you're it's like life

3300
02:05:03,460 --> 02:05:05,460
or death and like this guy's attacking you

3301
02:05:05,460 --> 02:05:07,460
like in doing that. Like that's a different thing. But like

3302
02:05:07,460 --> 02:05:09,460
an innocent thing that literally did nothing

3303
02:05:09,460 --> 02:05:11,460
to you. It's like it's like

3304
02:05:11,460 --> 02:05:13,460
it feels awful. Right.

3305
02:05:13,460 --> 02:05:15,460
I I

3306
02:05:15,460 --> 02:05:17,460
don't know what's the most humane way to kill something.

3307
02:05:17,460 --> 02:05:19,460
I would say like a quick

3308
02:05:19,460 --> 02:05:21,460
like like gun like

3309
02:05:21,460 --> 02:05:23,460
head. Lethal injection.

3310
02:05:23,460 --> 02:05:25,460
Dude I I've been

3311
02:05:25,460 --> 02:05:27,460
I got on Twitter to fight with these fucking vegans.

3312
02:05:27,460 --> 02:05:29,460
Yeah. Right. And the problem

3313
02:05:29,460 --> 02:05:31,460
is is like through my interactions with them

3314
02:05:31,460 --> 02:05:33,460
it changed my algorithm to all their fucking

3315
02:05:33,460 --> 02:05:35,460
vegan shit. Anti

3316
02:05:35,460 --> 02:05:37,460
animal murder bullshit.

3317
02:05:37,460 --> 02:05:39,460
And dude they show

3318
02:05:39,460 --> 02:05:41,460
videos of cows being slaughtered.

3319
02:05:41,460 --> 02:05:43,460
Oh yeah it's brutal. It's bro

3320
02:05:43,460 --> 02:05:45,460
it's so fucking violent.

3321
02:05:45,460 --> 02:05:47,460
It made me rethink eating like

3322
02:05:47,460 --> 02:05:49,460
red meat on a regular basis. Like I don't eat

3323
02:05:49,460 --> 02:05:51,460
meat because I don't like hurting animals.

3324
02:05:51,460 --> 02:05:53,460
Right. Yeah. Like I don't like

3325
02:05:53,460 --> 02:05:55,460
it's not like a super big moral thing.

3326
02:05:55,460 --> 02:05:57,460
Like it's more like a flavor and like texture thing. But

3327
02:05:57,460 --> 02:05:59,460
like I don't have to kill something to eat it.

3328
02:05:59,460 --> 02:06:01,460
Right. Like

3329
02:06:01,460 --> 02:06:03,460
I kill the reason why I'm like OK

3330
02:06:03,460 --> 02:06:05,460
with eating fish it's because they're so foreign.

3331
02:06:05,460 --> 02:06:07,460
They're like so alien.

3332
02:06:07,460 --> 02:06:09,460
Compared to like if like a cow is

3333
02:06:09,460 --> 02:06:11,460
like a terrestrial animal that you like. Oh.

3334
02:06:11,460 --> 02:06:13,460
It's a warm blooded animal. But like a fish you're like

3335
02:06:13,460 --> 02:06:15,460
that thing's a fucking alien. I'll eat it.

3336
02:06:15,460 --> 02:06:17,460
It's like it looks it looks so different

3337
02:06:17,460 --> 02:06:19,460
from a person or like a fucking like

3338
02:06:19,460 --> 02:06:21,460
like a lobster. It's like that thing looks like

3339
02:06:21,460 --> 02:06:23,460
a fucking like alien. Right.

3340
02:06:23,460 --> 02:06:25,460
And it happens to be like the best for you out of

3341
02:06:25,460 --> 02:06:27,460
all the nuts. But like you're just like

3342
02:06:27,460 --> 02:06:29,460
you're just like OK I'll eat this because it's

3343
02:06:29,460 --> 02:06:31,460
so far removed. It's like it's under

3344
02:06:31,460 --> 02:06:33,460
the ocean. You don't see these things

3345
02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:35,460
on like a regular basis type thing.

3346
02:06:35,460 --> 02:06:37,460
And they're so different looking

3347
02:06:37,460 --> 02:06:39,460
from you that I like it. There's a disconnect

3348
02:06:39,460 --> 02:06:41,460
for me. Right. There's no they don't even feel

3349
02:06:41,460 --> 02:06:43,460
pain. No they don't feel pain.

3350
02:06:43,460 --> 02:06:45,460
No. They don't like they don't have that kind of

3351
02:06:45,460 --> 02:06:47,460
nervous system. They don't know. So it's like lobsters

3352
02:06:47,460 --> 02:06:49,460
do though when you when you boil them alive

3353
02:06:49,460 --> 02:06:51,460
they can feel it. That's so fucked up.

3354
02:06:51,460 --> 02:06:53,460
That's I don't even like lobster that much.

3355
02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:55,460
I do like lobster. But I before I cook

3356
02:06:55,460 --> 02:06:57,460
a lobster I do like the stab into the head.

3357
02:06:57,460 --> 02:06:59,460
So it kills it. Right.

3358
02:06:59,460 --> 02:07:01,460
Because I'm like I'm still going to eat this.

3359
02:07:01,460 --> 02:07:03,460
And it's kind of like if it's like if I'm going to eat

3360
02:07:03,460 --> 02:07:05,460
this I'll kill it myself. Right. Type thing.

3361
02:07:05,460 --> 02:07:07,460
But like that's like a that's

3362
02:07:07,460 --> 02:07:09,460
like a thing for more morally for me it's just like

3363
02:07:09,460 --> 02:07:11,460
I'm literally doing this so I can eat it.

3364
02:07:11,460 --> 02:07:13,460
It's food. This is like sustenance for me.

3365
02:07:13,460 --> 02:07:15,460
So I can do that. It's not for fun.

3366
02:07:15,460 --> 02:07:17,460
It's not for fun. It's like I'm literally

3367
02:07:17,460 --> 02:07:19,460
killing this so I can eat it. Right. Type thing.

3368
02:07:19,460 --> 02:07:21,460
Dude I feel like most 99

3369
02:07:21,460 --> 02:07:23,460
percent of people couldn't kill

3370
02:07:23,460 --> 02:07:25,460
the food that they eat. Yeah. Like

3371
02:07:25,460 --> 02:07:27,460
I feel like definitely not. 99 percent of people

3372
02:07:27,460 --> 02:07:29,460
couldn't kill a cow. Maybe

3373
02:07:29,460 --> 02:07:31,460
95 percent of people. I was eating lamb

3374
02:07:31,460 --> 02:07:33,460
the other day and I was like this is kind of gross.

3375
02:07:33,460 --> 02:07:35,460
Right.

3376
02:07:35,460 --> 02:07:37,460
This is like something's body. I mean

3377
02:07:37,460 --> 02:07:39,460
I think everybody

3378
02:07:39,460 --> 02:07:41,460
in a survival situation could kill something

3379
02:07:41,460 --> 02:07:43,460
and eat it. For sure. But like

3380
02:07:43,460 --> 02:07:45,460
in like general like normal

3381
02:07:45,460 --> 02:07:47,460
life like people aren't going to just be like

3382
02:07:47,460 --> 02:07:49,460
oh if you had to kill every single

3383
02:07:49,460 --> 02:07:51,460
cow that you got a steak from I

3384
02:07:51,460 --> 02:07:53,460
guarantee you would have like three steaks in your life.

3385
02:07:53,460 --> 02:07:55,460
Right. Right. Dude this this video

3386
02:07:55,460 --> 02:07:57,460
that I saw that made

3387
02:07:57,460 --> 02:07:59,460
me start questioning like how much red meat

3388
02:07:59,460 --> 02:08:01,460
I'm eating. Yeah.

3389
02:08:01,460 --> 02:08:03,460
They literally put it in a machine on its back.

3390
02:08:03,460 --> 02:08:05,460
Right. And a thing that that

3391
02:08:05,460 --> 02:08:07,460
holds under its neck and

3392
02:08:07,460 --> 02:08:09,460
they tip its head back. It's like a metal guard.

3393
02:08:09,460 --> 02:08:11,460
Yeah. Right. So it exposes its neck.

3394
02:08:11,460 --> 02:08:13,460
So it's being held in this thing that looks

3395
02:08:13,460 --> 02:08:15,460
like an iron lung. Yeah. Yeah.

3396
02:08:15,460 --> 02:08:17,460
And then the metal thing like

3397
02:08:17,460 --> 02:08:19,460
forces its neck back and then a guy

3398
02:08:19,460 --> 02:08:21,460
comes up and just slits its throat from

3399
02:08:21,460 --> 02:08:23,460
ear to ear. Oh my god. All the way

3400
02:08:23,460 --> 02:08:25,460
down like like saws through

3401
02:08:25,460 --> 02:08:27,460
it like back and forth. Oh my

3402
02:08:27,460 --> 02:08:29,460
god. It flips its head back so basically back

3403
02:08:29,460 --> 02:08:31,460
to its spine. And then dude it

3404
02:08:31,460 --> 02:08:33,460
just starts the head flips back like

3405
02:08:33,460 --> 02:08:35,460
at a fucking 45 degree angle. Oh my

3406
02:08:35,460 --> 02:08:37,460
god. And then blood just starts spurting

3407
02:08:37,460 --> 02:08:39,460
out like a blown hydraulic line.

3408
02:08:39,460 --> 02:08:41,460
Like dude just like

3409
02:08:41,460 --> 02:08:43,460
think of that massive heart that a fucking cow

3410
02:08:43,460 --> 02:08:45,460
has. Just starts spurting out like

3411
02:08:45,460 --> 02:08:47,460
if you went up to like a caterpillar forklift.

3412
02:08:47,460 --> 02:08:49,460
Yeah. And just slit the fucking

3413
02:08:49,460 --> 02:08:51,460
hydraulic line. And it was spraying across the

3414
02:08:51,460 --> 02:08:53,460
room. And it does that like all over the floor

3415
02:08:53,460 --> 02:08:55,460
all over the wall. Just tons of blood.

3416
02:08:55,460 --> 02:08:57,460
Where did you see this? Yeah I was fighting

3417
02:08:57,460 --> 02:08:59,460
with vegans on fucking Twitter.

3418
02:08:59,460 --> 02:09:01,460
I got sucked into the algorithm

3419
02:09:01,460 --> 02:09:03,460
of these anti-animal kind of videos. So I actually

3420
02:09:03,460 --> 02:09:05,460
did. I saw a thing. Did you send it to the chat?

3421
02:09:05,460 --> 02:09:07,460
No I can find it though.

3422
02:09:07,460 --> 02:09:09,460
So there's like a thing that I saw

3423
02:09:09,460 --> 02:09:11,460
it was like a study

3424
02:09:11,460 --> 02:09:13,460
of butchers.

3425
02:09:13,460 --> 02:09:15,460
Like people who work in like butcher shops that

3426
02:09:15,460 --> 02:09:17,460
are like the kill ones. Like

3427
02:09:17,460 --> 02:09:19,460
they have

3428
02:09:19,460 --> 02:09:21,460
they are the most desensitized of violence

3429
02:09:21,460 --> 02:09:23,460
more than soldiers.

3430
02:09:23,460 --> 02:09:25,460
Oh really? Yeah. I believe that.

3431
02:09:25,460 --> 02:09:27,460
Because they have to kill cows constantly.

3432
02:09:27,460 --> 02:09:29,460
Like every day.

3433
02:09:29,460 --> 02:09:31,460
And they are

3434
02:09:31,460 --> 02:09:33,460
the highest divorcees

3435
02:09:33,460 --> 02:09:35,460
out of anybody. Butchers?

3436
02:09:35,460 --> 02:09:37,460
Like the farmer butchers.

3437
02:09:37,460 --> 02:09:39,460
Like the ones that have to do like the actual killing

3438
02:09:39,460 --> 02:09:41,460
of the cow and like cutting it apart. No shit.

3439
02:09:41,460 --> 02:09:43,460
They have the highest divorce rate out of anybody.

3440
02:09:43,460 --> 02:09:45,460
But like you think about

3441
02:09:45,460 --> 02:09:47,460
it you're literally killing

3442
02:09:47,460 --> 02:09:49,460
living things for a job

3443
02:09:49,460 --> 02:09:51,460
for 12 hours a day for 5

3444
02:09:51,460 --> 02:09:53,460
days a week. You're going to be fucked up.

3445
02:09:53,460 --> 02:09:55,460
Like you're literally just going

3446
02:09:55,460 --> 02:09:57,460
like that guy who fucking was like slitting

3447
02:09:57,460 --> 02:09:59,460
like the cows throat. He's like this is just my fucking job.

3448
02:09:59,460 --> 02:10:01,460
Like I'm just going to fucking kill this thing

3449
02:10:01,460 --> 02:10:03,460
and then let the blood drain out and then carve

3450
02:10:03,460 --> 02:10:05,460
it up. Then put another cow on there.

3451
02:10:05,460 --> 02:10:07,460
Cut its fucking head off then fucking

3452
02:10:07,460 --> 02:10:09,460
carve it up and do that. It's like

3453
02:10:09,460 --> 02:10:11,460
just imagine the fucking

3454
02:10:11,460 --> 02:10:13,460
mentality that you have to have that you're like this is just

3455
02:10:13,460 --> 02:10:15,460
my job. Like I'm just cutting this fucking cow's head

3456
02:10:15,460 --> 02:10:17,460
off and I'm just going to carve it up.

3457
02:10:17,460 --> 02:10:19,460
Like I couldn't do

3458
02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:21,460
something like that. Like that's an insane

3459
02:10:21,460 --> 02:10:23,460
job. What if Don Juan had to

3460
02:10:23,460 --> 02:10:25,460
do that every time he ate a

3461
02:10:25,460 --> 02:10:27,460
big neck. Damn bro this is

3462
02:10:27,460 --> 02:10:29,460
crazy. I can't believe I got to get this blood all over my head.

3463
02:10:29,460 --> 02:10:31,460
Every time I just want to

3464
02:10:31,460 --> 02:10:33,460
I just want to run around and hover around

3465
02:10:33,460 --> 02:10:35,460
and get a double good. This is crazy.

3466
02:10:35,460 --> 02:10:37,460
I got to be going through all this.

3467
02:10:37,460 --> 02:10:39,460
Have you ever been to a slaughterhouse?

3468
02:10:39,460 --> 02:10:41,460
Because I have. They're fucking scary.

3469
02:10:41,460 --> 02:10:43,460
No I've never been to one.

3470
02:10:43,460 --> 02:10:45,460
You can smell the blood from like

3471
02:10:45,460 --> 02:10:47,460
outside of it.

3472
02:10:47,460 --> 02:10:49,460
It's just like I don't know man.

3473
02:10:49,460 --> 02:10:51,460
It's a necessary evil I guess.

3474
02:10:51,460 --> 02:10:53,460
Like people fucking like eating meat

3475
02:10:53,460 --> 02:10:55,460
that's like what they do.

3476
02:10:55,460 --> 02:10:57,460
And like how do you get meat?

3477
02:10:57,460 --> 02:10:59,460
You got to fucking kill something. Like every

3478
02:10:59,460 --> 02:11:01,460
single piece of meat that you've ever had something had

3479
02:11:01,460 --> 02:11:03,460
to die for you to eat that.

3480
02:11:03,460 --> 02:11:05,460
So like it's a

3481
02:11:05,460 --> 02:11:07,460
it's kind of like we turn our eye away

3482
02:11:07,460 --> 02:11:09,460
from it type thing. It's like a

3483
02:11:09,460 --> 02:11:11,460
it's like a necessary evil. It's like okay

3484
02:11:11,460 --> 02:11:13,460
we'll just turn a blind eye. We don't have to do

3485
02:11:13,460 --> 02:11:15,460
that ourselves to get the meat

3486
02:11:15,460 --> 02:11:17,460
and shit. But it's just like in the end we all

3487
02:11:17,460 --> 02:11:19,460
know where meat comes from.

3488
02:11:19,460 --> 02:11:21,460
But like it's not a pleasant thing

3489
02:11:21,460 --> 02:11:23,460
but I think that's a more

3490
02:11:23,460 --> 02:11:25,460
the ones that PETA show and shit is like

3491
02:11:25,460 --> 02:11:27,460
I think they're

3492
02:11:27,460 --> 02:11:29,460
crazy. Because like most of the time when you

3493
02:11:29,460 --> 02:11:31,460
kill a cow you take a stinger.

3494
02:11:31,460 --> 02:11:33,460
It's a

3495
02:11:33,460 --> 02:11:35,460
looks kind of like a gun

3496
02:11:35,460 --> 02:11:37,460
but you put a blank in it and there's a piston

3497
02:11:37,460 --> 02:11:39,460
in it. And the piston you push

3498
02:11:39,460 --> 02:11:41,460
back and you put the blank in. You put it

3499
02:11:41,460 --> 02:11:43,460
in the cow's skull like this and you

3500
02:11:43,460 --> 02:11:45,460
pull the trigger and it just shoots the piston

3501
02:11:45,460 --> 02:11:47,460
into their brain.

3502
02:11:47,460 --> 02:11:49,460
And like they do that like

3503
02:11:49,460 --> 02:11:51,460
they have like fucking like

3504
02:11:51,460 --> 02:11:53,460
ten cows in like a row like on like the fucking

3505
02:11:53,460 --> 02:11:55,460
machine that they're going to cut it up with. And they just go

3506
02:11:55,460 --> 02:11:57,460
bonk bonk bonk bonk

3507
02:11:57,460 --> 02:11:59,460
bonk down the line. Just fucking sting

3508
02:11:59,460 --> 02:12:01,460
sting sting sting sting sting sting sting.

3509
02:12:01,460 --> 02:12:03,460
Wow. Yeah.

3510
02:12:03,460 --> 02:12:05,460
But um. To be honest it's just not

3511
02:12:05,460 --> 02:12:07,460
like if they just had a switch

3512
02:12:07,460 --> 02:12:09,460
where it just like shuts their heart off.

3513
02:12:09,460 --> 02:12:11,460
You know what I mean? Yeah. That's it.

3514
02:12:11,460 --> 02:12:13,460
It's like an implant. No but you gotta kill

3515
02:12:13,460 --> 02:12:15,460
it. It shuts it off and then it's just dead.

3516
02:12:15,460 --> 02:12:17,460
So it's just like it goes from alive to just

3517
02:12:17,460 --> 02:12:19,460
dead. But that's pretty much what they use a stinger

3518
02:12:19,460 --> 02:12:21,460
for cause it's like it's a done.

3519
02:12:21,460 --> 02:12:23,460
But you have to like fucking

3520
02:12:23,460 --> 02:12:25,460
destroy their brain with a fucking metal

3521
02:12:25,460 --> 02:12:27,460
rod that goes into it. It's not pleasant

3522
02:12:27,460 --> 02:12:29,460
but it's better than fucking getting your

3523
02:12:29,460 --> 02:12:31,460
fucking head cut off I guess. Right.

3524
02:12:31,460 --> 02:12:33,460
Right.

3525
02:12:33,460 --> 02:12:35,460
I just I just don't like like

3526
02:12:35,460 --> 02:12:37,460
meat like in general. Like for a reason

3527
02:12:37,460 --> 02:12:39,460
like that's one of the reasons like when I

3528
02:12:39,460 --> 02:12:41,460
actually think about it like also like how

3529
02:12:41,460 --> 02:12:45,460
the fuck do you get chicken nuggets? They gotta fucking grind up a fucking corpse of a fucking chicken

3530
02:12:45,460 --> 02:12:47,460
into a fucking like paste and they fucking put it into a nugget.

3531
02:12:47,460 --> 02:12:49,460
It's like literally pink paste before

3532
02:12:49,460 --> 02:12:51,460
it's cooked. Yeah. It's disgusting. They just grind

3533
02:12:51,460 --> 02:12:53,460
up a fucking chicken corpse and then they fucking

3534
02:12:53,460 --> 02:12:55,460
put it into a fucking. And then they put a bunch of fucking fillers.

3535
02:12:55,460 --> 02:12:57,460
Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking

3536
02:12:57,460 --> 02:12:59,460
it's almost. Yeah.

3537
02:12:59,460 --> 02:13:01,460
I've been rethinking it a little bit. Like

3538
02:13:01,460 --> 02:13:03,460
you know just switching from like. And I'm not saying

3539
02:13:03,460 --> 02:13:05,460
like people who eat meat are bad people but it's just like

3540
02:13:05,460 --> 02:13:07,460
it's like a fucking it's

3541
02:13:07,460 --> 02:13:09,460
it's a necessary evil because

3542
02:13:09,460 --> 02:13:11,460
you need protein you need fucking meat

3543
02:13:11,460 --> 02:13:13,460
like everybody's like. Right. It's like one of the things

3544
02:13:13,460 --> 02:13:15,460
that like people need to fucking survive.

3545
02:13:15,460 --> 02:13:17,460
To do. Like type shit. So it's like

3546
02:13:17,460 --> 02:13:19,460
it's like it's an unpleasant thing that we have to do.

3547
02:13:19,460 --> 02:13:21,460
Vegans don't need meat to survive.

3548
02:13:21,460 --> 02:13:23,460
Look at most vegans. Do they look healthy?

3549
02:13:23,460 --> 02:13:25,460
I know. And then the big

3550
02:13:25,460 --> 02:13:27,460
thing now is like the carnivore diet.

3551
02:13:27,460 --> 02:13:29,460
Yeah. And it's like people are eating like literally

3552
02:13:29,460 --> 02:13:31,460
steak three times a day and it's like dude

3553
02:13:31,460 --> 02:13:33,460
just like just think

3554
02:13:33,460 --> 02:13:35,460
about that like on a spiritual level.

3555
02:13:35,460 --> 02:13:37,460
Yeah. Like

3556
02:13:37,460 --> 02:13:39,460
hermatically like how much meat you had

3557
02:13:39,460 --> 02:13:41,460
to eat. Right. How much of another

3558
02:13:41,460 --> 02:13:43,460
life you have to take like just

3559
02:13:43,460 --> 02:13:45,460
to like that. And that's all you're eating.

3560
02:13:45,460 --> 02:13:47,460
Like it's actually a theory like the reason

3561
02:13:47,460 --> 02:13:49,460
why meat is such like a like

3562
02:13:49,460 --> 02:13:51,460
muscle builder and stuff and like this is

3563
02:13:51,460 --> 02:13:53,460
like a more spiritual like thing. It's like you're

3564
02:13:53,460 --> 02:13:55,460
actually absorbing parts of it

3565
02:13:55,460 --> 02:13:57,460
like into you every time you eat

3566
02:13:57,460 --> 02:13:59,460
it. Right. Like you're absorbing like

3567
02:13:59,460 --> 02:14:01,460
the power or like whatever like

3568
02:14:01,460 --> 02:14:03,460
sentience and shit like you're

3569
02:14:03,460 --> 02:14:05,460
absorbing part of like whatever

3570
02:14:05,460 --> 02:14:07,460
that is every time you eat like whatever

3571
02:14:07,460 --> 02:14:09,460
was alive. Right. Right.

3572
02:14:09,460 --> 02:14:11,460
Which is it's like weird

3573
02:14:11,460 --> 02:14:13,460
like schizo fucking shit.

3574
02:14:13,460 --> 02:14:15,460
But like it's kind of got like a

3575
02:14:15,460 --> 02:14:17,460
like when you think about it like that's a weird way

3576
02:14:17,460 --> 02:14:19,460
to look at it. But like I can kind of see it type

3577
02:14:19,460 --> 02:14:21,460
thing like where you're like absorbing like

3578
02:14:21,460 --> 02:14:23,460
everything that that thing's been through like

3579
02:14:23,460 --> 02:14:25,460
you're you're getting it and like you're getting

3580
02:14:25,460 --> 02:14:27,460
like power from it kind of. Right.

3581
02:14:27,460 --> 02:14:29,460
I mean

3582
02:14:29,460 --> 02:14:31,460
dude at the bare minimum like

3583
02:14:31,460 --> 02:14:33,460
like because it's like

3584
02:14:33,460 --> 02:14:35,460
protein that you get from like meat you

3585
02:14:35,460 --> 02:14:37,460
can't get from like protein shakes and

3586
02:14:37,460 --> 02:14:39,460
stuff like there's just like a different type of like

3587
02:14:39,460 --> 02:14:41,460
yeah it's not as bioavailable at all. No.

3588
02:14:41,460 --> 02:14:43,460
Like protein shakes. Yeah. It's like

3589
02:14:43,460 --> 02:14:45,460
it's like 10 percent as bioavailable

3590
02:14:45,460 --> 02:14:47,460
as like steak. Yeah. But like if you eat a

3591
02:14:47,460 --> 02:14:49,460
steak like you get all that. Right.

3592
02:14:49,460 --> 02:14:51,460
But like it's what we are we are bred to do.

3593
02:14:51,460 --> 02:14:53,460
Like humans are predators. Like we

3594
02:14:53,460 --> 02:14:55,460
we aren't prey animals. We have

3595
02:14:55,460 --> 02:14:57,460
eyes in the front of our head. Right. If we are

3596
02:14:57,460 --> 02:14:59,460
prey animals our eyes would be here. Right.

3597
02:14:59,460 --> 02:15:01,460
But like if you have eyes that are

3598
02:15:01,460 --> 02:15:03,460
facing forward you're a predator. Binocular

3599
02:15:03,460 --> 02:15:05,460
vision. Yeah. Yeah. I mean

3600
02:15:05,460 --> 02:15:07,460
so that the other thing

3601
02:15:07,460 --> 02:15:09,460
like if you look at like what humans like

3602
02:15:09,460 --> 02:15:11,460
really like doing with their spare time

3603
02:15:11,460 --> 02:15:13,460
is sports. It's a

3604
02:15:13,460 --> 02:15:15,460
tribal activity that involves

3605
02:15:15,460 --> 02:15:17,460
like hitting targets.

3606
02:15:17,460 --> 02:15:19,460
Every sport

3607
02:15:19,460 --> 02:15:21,460
requires like throwing a ball

3608
02:15:21,460 --> 02:15:23,460
baseball. Yep. That would be like throwing a rock

3609
02:15:23,460 --> 02:15:25,460
at a fucking animal. Right. And when you

3610
02:15:25,460 --> 02:15:27,460
hit the target it's like everybody

3611
02:15:27,460 --> 02:15:29,460
gets excited. Why. Because that means everybody's

3612
02:15:29,460 --> 02:15:31,460
going to eat. Football you're fucking

3613
02:15:31,460 --> 02:15:33,460
you're going through. You got to

3614
02:15:33,460 --> 02:15:35,460
plow through people to get to something. It's like

3615
02:15:35,460 --> 02:15:37,460
you're like sprinting with an

3616
02:15:37,460 --> 02:15:39,460
item that you need. Right.

3617
02:15:39,460 --> 02:15:41,460
Type thing. You're like fighting against another

3618
02:15:41,460 --> 02:15:43,460
group of tribal people

3619
02:15:43,460 --> 02:15:45,460
to get to what you need. That's like getting

3620
02:15:45,460 --> 02:15:47,460
to your your tribe. Right.

3621
02:15:47,460 --> 02:15:49,460
So everybody's like yay. He

3622
02:15:49,460 --> 02:15:51,460
brought back the fucking like meat thing

3623
02:15:51,460 --> 02:15:53,460
or he brought back something. It's just like

3624
02:15:53,460 --> 02:15:55,460
yeah that shit that shit comes from like evolution

3625
02:15:55,460 --> 02:15:57,460
and primal

3626
02:15:57,460 --> 02:15:59,460
needs that aren't met anymore because we have

3627
02:15:59,460 --> 02:16:01,460
grocery stores. Yeah. Right. But like

3628
02:16:01,460 --> 02:16:03,460
basketball like hitting a target

3629
02:16:03,460 --> 02:16:05,460
like hockey lobbing a fucking

3630
02:16:05,460 --> 02:16:07,460
rock at a fucking buffalo or

3631
02:16:07,460 --> 02:16:09,460
something. Or hockey. Hockey you're

3632
02:16:09,460 --> 02:16:11,460
you're hitting a rock at something. It's super

3633
02:16:11,460 --> 02:16:13,460
fucking fast speeds to like get it into a

3634
02:16:13,460 --> 02:16:15,460
fucking tiny goal. Right. It's like

3635
02:16:15,460 --> 02:16:17,460
why are we obsessed with hitting goals. Yeah.

3636
02:16:17,460 --> 02:16:19,460
That's what all sports is about.

3637
02:16:19,460 --> 02:16:21,460
You know it's like a goal of some sort

3638
02:16:21,460 --> 02:16:23,460
type shit.

3639
02:16:23,460 --> 02:16:25,460
Tetherball isn't though. Tetherball is

3640
02:16:25,460 --> 02:16:27,460
just weird. Yeah I don't know what tennis

3641
02:16:27,460 --> 02:16:29,460
would be. It's fucking strange.

3642
02:16:29,460 --> 02:16:31,460
Get it away from me.

3643
02:16:31,460 --> 02:16:33,460
Yeah.

3644
02:16:33,460 --> 02:16:35,460
What other sports?

3645
02:16:35,460 --> 02:16:37,460
Soccer hitting goal. Soccer hitting goal.

3646
02:16:37,460 --> 02:16:39,460
Football is like the tribal like kind of

3647
02:16:39,460 --> 02:16:41,460
like being like to like get to your

3648
02:16:41,460 --> 02:16:43,460
goal. Get back to your your safety

3649
02:16:43,460 --> 02:16:45,460
by doing like a war to get to your

3650
02:16:45,460 --> 02:16:47,460
safety. Same thing with like rugby.

3651
02:16:47,460 --> 02:16:49,460
Similar thing.

3652
02:16:49,460 --> 02:16:51,460
Lacrosse goal.

3653
02:16:51,460 --> 02:16:53,460
And throwing an object. It's almost like a

3654
02:16:53,460 --> 02:16:55,460
slingshot. Yeah you have to fight. You have to fight

3655
02:16:55,460 --> 02:16:57,460
people to get to a goal and then

3656
02:16:57,460 --> 02:16:59,460
throw it into your goal. Right.

3657
02:16:59,460 --> 02:17:01,460
Fucking lacrosse.

3658
02:17:01,460 --> 02:17:03,460
Fucking

3659
02:17:03,460 --> 02:17:05,460
hockey we already said. It's a fucking

3660
02:17:05,460 --> 02:17:07,460
you fight somebody on an ice to

3661
02:17:07,460 --> 02:17:09,460
get to a goal. Yeah.

3662
02:17:09,460 --> 02:17:11,460
Fucking basketball

3663
02:17:11,460 --> 02:17:13,460
shooting. Shooting into that.

3664
02:17:13,460 --> 02:17:15,460
Soccer.

3665
02:17:15,460 --> 02:17:17,460
Fucking soccer is like the

3666
02:17:17,460 --> 02:17:19,460
worldwide sport too. And like that's like a

3667
02:17:19,460 --> 02:17:21,460
thing where it's like oh you got to get it into a

3668
02:17:21,460 --> 02:17:23,460
fucking goal. Yeah.

3669
02:17:23,460 --> 02:17:25,460
We're just obsessed with hitting

3670
02:17:25,460 --> 02:17:27,460
targets. Yeah. I mean shooting

3671
02:17:27,460 --> 02:17:29,460
obviously. Right. Like that's just

3672
02:17:29,460 --> 02:17:31,460
like self explanatory. Fishing.

3673
02:17:31,460 --> 02:17:33,460
Yeah.

3674
02:17:33,460 --> 02:17:35,460
It's like it's so fun to fish I wonder

3675
02:17:35,460 --> 02:17:37,460
why. Darts.

3676
02:17:37,460 --> 02:17:39,460
Right. Oh exactly. Yeah.

3677
02:17:39,460 --> 02:17:41,460
Darts. Pool. Like you're

3678
02:17:41,460 --> 02:17:43,460
you're using a fake spear to fucking

3679
02:17:43,460 --> 02:17:45,460
to fucking get things into. Right.

3680
02:17:45,460 --> 02:17:47,460
Because the person that was more accurate would be more

3681
02:17:47,460 --> 02:17:49,460
accurate at hunting. Yeah.

3682
02:17:49,460 --> 02:17:51,460
Killing something and eating and feeding

3683
02:17:51,460 --> 02:17:53,460
the tribe. And that's why even

3684
02:17:53,460 --> 02:17:55,460
people when you're even when you're not the one

3685
02:17:55,460 --> 02:17:57,460
that's actually doing the sport you

3686
02:17:57,460 --> 02:17:59,460
get excited about it. Because it's like your tribe wins.

3687
02:17:59,460 --> 02:18:01,460
Your tribe. Yeah. Right. And you're going to

3688
02:18:01,460 --> 02:18:03,460
eat. Right. And like that's another thing

3689
02:18:03,460 --> 02:18:05,460
like where where

3690
02:18:05,460 --> 02:18:07,460
it comes in with sports like I

3691
02:18:07,460 --> 02:18:09,460
like like all the teams I like are

3692
02:18:09,460 --> 02:18:11,460
from New York. It's like that's my tribe.

3693
02:18:11,460 --> 02:18:13,460
I'm from New York. Like all the teams

3694
02:18:13,460 --> 02:18:15,460
that I like are from New York. It's like

3695
02:18:15,460 --> 02:18:17,460
this is my home tribe.

3696
02:18:17,460 --> 02:18:19,460
This is my team type

3697
02:18:19,460 --> 02:18:21,460
thing. It's like I feel pride being from New

3698
02:18:21,460 --> 02:18:23,460
York when when my teams win.

3699
02:18:23,460 --> 02:18:25,460
And when my teams suck I fucking hate

3700
02:18:25,460 --> 02:18:27,460
them. Right. Right. Like the New

3701
02:18:27,460 --> 02:18:29,460
York Giants. I fucking hate being a Giants

3702
02:18:29,460 --> 02:18:31,460
fan.

3703
02:18:31,460 --> 02:18:33,460
You watch sports Casey? Oh I like baseball.

3704
02:18:33,460 --> 02:18:35,460
You're a Yankees fan.

3705
02:18:35,460 --> 02:18:37,460
Right. Yeah.

3706
02:18:37,460 --> 02:18:39,460
Yeah. Yeah. Literally this is my teams.

3707
02:18:39,460 --> 02:18:41,460
You can tell where I'm from.

3708
02:18:41,460 --> 02:18:43,460
New York Giants. New York Rangers.

3709
02:18:43,460 --> 02:18:45,460
New York Yankees.

3710
02:18:45,460 --> 02:18:47,460
New York Knicks. Yeah.

3711
02:18:47,460 --> 02:18:49,460
Where do you think I'm from?

3712
02:18:49,460 --> 02:18:51,460
Right. You only

3713
02:18:51,460 --> 02:18:53,460
watch baseball though? Yeah.

3714
02:18:53,460 --> 02:18:55,460
You watch football or hockey?

3715
02:18:55,460 --> 02:18:57,460
I don't watch anything dude. I used to

3716
02:18:57,460 --> 02:18:59,460
I used to watch baseball when Derek Jeter

3717
02:18:59,460 --> 02:19:01,460
played on the Yankees.

3718
02:19:01,460 --> 02:19:03,460
Chuck Knoblock. You probably don't even remember

3719
02:19:03,460 --> 02:19:05,460
that guy. No. Yeah.

3720
02:19:05,460 --> 02:19:07,460
Bernie Williams.

3721
02:19:07,460 --> 02:19:09,460
Oh yeah. Do you remember him?

3722
02:19:09,460 --> 02:19:11,460
Oh yeah.

3723
02:19:11,460 --> 02:19:13,460
Jorge Posada. Ah Jorge Posada.

3724
02:19:13,460 --> 02:19:15,460
Yeah I used to watch. I don't really watch as much

3725
02:19:15,460 --> 02:19:17,460
sports anymore actually.

3726
02:19:17,460 --> 02:19:19,460
Do you ever watch football or anything?

3727
02:19:19,460 --> 02:19:21,460
I mean dude when I was like in fourth grade

3728
02:19:21,460 --> 02:19:23,460
I used to be into it because my friends were into it.

3729
02:19:23,460 --> 02:19:25,460
After that no.

3730
02:19:25,460 --> 02:19:27,460
No. I like motor sports.

3731
02:19:27,460 --> 02:19:29,460
Really? This seems kind of... F1

3732
02:19:29,460 --> 02:19:31,460
I don't like because they're all douchebags.

3733
02:19:31,460 --> 02:19:33,460
I really fucking hate them. And they just

3734
02:19:33,460 --> 02:19:35,460
sound pretentious yeah. Cause they're like

3735
02:19:35,460 --> 02:19:37,460
French and shit. In NASCAR.

3736
02:19:37,460 --> 02:19:39,460
NASCAR people are just like we're driving in a circle

3737
02:19:39,460 --> 02:19:41,460
real fast we're gonna go. I know.

3738
02:19:41,460 --> 02:19:43,460
There's like been no innovation in NASCAR.

3739
02:19:43,460 --> 02:19:45,460
We're fucking.

3740
02:19:45,460 --> 02:19:47,460
50 years. Three.

3741
02:19:47,460 --> 02:19:49,460
You're still going on about that. Guy's

3742
02:19:49,460 --> 02:19:51,460
been dead for 20 years.

3743
02:19:51,460 --> 02:19:53,460
Everybody's going.

3744
02:19:53,460 --> 02:19:55,460
I thought you said that was

3745
02:19:55,460 --> 02:19:57,460
the worst thing that happened in 2001.

3746
02:19:57,460 --> 02:19:59,460
No. I said

3747
02:19:59,460 --> 02:20:01,460
that that. Well.

3748
02:20:01,460 --> 02:20:03,460
It was the worst thing. Yeah.

3749
02:20:03,460 --> 02:20:05,460
In actuality.

3750
02:20:05,460 --> 02:20:07,460
In actuality.

3751
02:20:07,460 --> 02:20:09,460
NASCAR is so far behind.

3752
02:20:09,460 --> 02:20:11,460
I say that as a joke.

3753
02:20:11,460 --> 02:20:13,460
It's really a fucking joke.

3754
02:20:13,460 --> 02:20:15,460
It really is. Like Dale Earnhardt was cool cause

3755
02:20:15,460 --> 02:20:17,460
he's like Americana. Yeah.

3756
02:20:17,460 --> 02:20:19,460
But other than that it's fucking lame dude.

3757
02:20:19,460 --> 02:20:21,460
I just watch like

3758
02:20:21,460 --> 02:20:23,460
Ukraine war videos.

3759
02:20:23,460 --> 02:20:25,460
Yeah. Israel bombing.

3760
02:20:25,460 --> 02:20:27,460
Bobbing hospitals and

3761
02:20:27,460 --> 02:20:29,460
Biden dropping

3762
02:20:29,460 --> 02:20:31,460
fucking bombs. I don't know if that's true.

3763
02:20:31,460 --> 02:20:33,460
I just watch cringe compilations. Israeli children

3764
02:20:33,460 --> 02:20:35,460
and shit like that.

3765
02:20:35,460 --> 02:20:37,460
Dude it's crazy how much entertainment

3766
02:20:37,460 --> 02:20:39,460
has changed. Dude I just like watching

3767
02:20:39,460 --> 02:20:41,460
like fucking like videos of like

3768
02:20:41,460 --> 02:20:43,460
cringe compilations of people fucking up

3769
02:20:43,460 --> 02:20:45,460
and like being like embarrassing and I'm like

3770
02:20:45,460 --> 02:20:47,460
wow. At least I'm not that guy.

3771
02:20:47,460 --> 02:20:49,460
Right.

3772
02:20:49,460 --> 02:20:51,460
It's the most embarrassing thing you've ever

3773
02:20:51,460 --> 02:20:53,460
done. I thought I talked about

3774
02:20:53,460 --> 02:20:55,460
this. Um.

3775
02:20:55,460 --> 02:20:57,460
Most embarrassing thing that I ever did was

3776
02:20:57,460 --> 02:20:59,460
I was playing basketball when I was

3777
02:20:59,460 --> 02:21:01,460
ten.

3778
02:21:01,460 --> 02:21:03,460
Yeah my brother was born so I was ten.

3779
02:21:03,460 --> 02:21:05,460
I was playing basketball

3780
02:21:05,460 --> 02:21:07,460
and I had stomach flu

3781
02:21:07,460 --> 02:21:09,460
for like

3782
02:21:09,460 --> 02:21:11,460
three days beforehand

3783
02:21:11,460 --> 02:21:13,460
and I was on the foul line.

3784
02:21:13,460 --> 02:21:15,460
I got fouled and I was doing a foul shot

3785
02:21:15,460 --> 02:21:17,460
and I went up

3786
02:21:17,460 --> 02:21:19,460
and I

3787
02:21:19,460 --> 02:21:21,460
shot a basket. I got the basket

3788
02:21:21,460 --> 02:21:23,460
and then when I went down

3789
02:21:23,460 --> 02:21:25,460
it made like my sphincter open

3790
02:21:25,460 --> 02:21:27,460
up a little bit and I

3791
02:21:27,460 --> 02:21:29,460
shit my pants in front of

3792
02:21:29,460 --> 02:21:31,460
literally everybody in the entire school

3793
02:21:31,460 --> 02:21:33,460
and shit.

3794
02:21:33,460 --> 02:21:35,460
It didn't like

3795
02:21:35,460 --> 02:21:37,460
come out or anything but like I

3796
02:21:37,460 --> 02:21:39,460
know it so like after like my foul shot I

3797
02:21:39,460 --> 02:21:41,460
took myself out and my coach was like what's going on

3798
02:21:41,460 --> 02:21:43,460
I'm like I need to leave.

3799
02:21:43,460 --> 02:21:45,460
Did everybody knew that you like shit yourself?

3800
02:21:45,460 --> 02:21:47,460
It was pretty obvious cause it made a sound.

3801
02:21:47,460 --> 02:21:49,460
Um.

3802
02:21:49,460 --> 02:21:51,460
But it never came out.

3803
02:21:51,460 --> 02:21:53,460
It never

3804
02:21:53,460 --> 02:21:55,460
like I was wearing like

3805
02:21:55,460 --> 02:21:57,460
um

3806
02:21:57,460 --> 02:21:59,460
what the fuck is like the tighter underpants

3807
02:21:59,460 --> 02:22:01,460
not the boxers.

3808
02:22:01,460 --> 02:22:03,460
Briefs. I was wearing like athletic

3809
02:22:03,460 --> 02:22:05,460
briefs so like it was stuck in there.

3810
02:22:05,460 --> 02:22:07,460
But uh yeah

3811
02:22:07,460 --> 02:22:09,460
I shit my pants in front of my entire school

3812
02:22:09,460 --> 02:22:11,460
when I was fucking ten years old.

3813
02:22:11,460 --> 02:22:13,460
Ah man yeah that sucks.

3814
02:22:13,460 --> 02:22:15,460
Nice. What about you Casey?

3815
02:22:15,460 --> 02:22:17,460
Uh

3816
02:22:17,460 --> 02:22:19,460
I don't know. Probably the thing I said

3817
02:22:19,460 --> 02:22:21,460
that story I said about

3818
02:22:21,460 --> 02:22:23,460
pissing down a stairwell when I was

3819
02:22:23,460 --> 02:22:25,460
drunk the first time. Wait I

3820
02:22:25,460 --> 02:22:27,460
don't remember this. You pissed on a stairway?

3821
02:22:27,460 --> 02:22:29,460
Yeah the first time I got drunk

3822
02:22:29,460 --> 02:22:31,460
you know I woke up in

3823
02:22:31,460 --> 02:22:33,460
my ex's dormitory just pissing down a

3824
02:22:33,460 --> 02:22:35,460
stairwell. I told this on the podcast.

3825
02:22:35,460 --> 02:22:37,460
Yeah I remember that vaguely

3826
02:22:37,460 --> 02:22:39,460
but I mean that's not so bad.

3827
02:22:39,460 --> 02:22:41,460
Was it like an indoor

3828
02:22:41,460 --> 02:22:43,460
like an actual like

3829
02:22:43,460 --> 02:22:45,460
like dorm hall?

3830
02:22:45,460 --> 02:22:47,460
Like carpeted.

3831
02:22:47,460 --> 02:22:49,460
Oh I don't really remember.

3832
02:22:49,460 --> 02:22:51,460
I was kind of

3833
02:22:51,460 --> 02:22:53,460
blacked out but you know

3834
02:22:53,460 --> 02:22:55,460
but that was

3835
02:22:55,460 --> 02:22:57,460
getting caught by the

3836
02:22:57,460 --> 02:22:59,460
resident director.

3837
02:22:59,460 --> 02:23:01,460
That's pretty embarrassing. What did you do

3838
02:23:01,460 --> 02:23:03,460
Dan? What's your most embarrassing?

3839
02:23:03,460 --> 02:23:05,460
So I

3840
02:23:05,460 --> 02:23:07,460
I really like didn't want to

3841
02:23:07,460 --> 02:23:09,460
participate in church. Yeah.

3842
02:23:09,460 --> 02:23:11,460
And um

3843
02:23:11,460 --> 02:23:13,460
my parents made me join

3844
02:23:13,460 --> 02:23:15,460
like the youth group. The

3845
02:23:15,460 --> 02:23:17,460
club where you get up in front of the

3846
02:23:17,460 --> 02:23:19,460
congregation and like read a bible passage.

3847
02:23:19,460 --> 02:23:21,460
Oh I didn't do that a whole bunch of times.

3848
02:23:21,460 --> 02:23:23,460
And I fucking dude I just

3849
02:23:23,460 --> 02:23:25,460
like was not prepared

3850
02:23:25,460 --> 02:23:27,460
and I didn't practice

3851
02:23:27,460 --> 02:23:29,460
it at all. I didn't rehearse it.

3852
02:23:29,460 --> 02:23:31,460
Oh you don't have it in front of you? I do but I

3853
02:23:31,460 --> 02:23:33,460
was just like nervous. Like

3854
02:23:33,460 --> 02:23:35,460
stage fright. I was like

3855
02:23:35,460 --> 02:23:37,460
I don't know man maybe 13

3856
02:23:37,460 --> 02:23:39,460
or 14 and I just stuttered

3857
02:23:39,460 --> 02:23:41,460
through the whole thing and turned

3858
02:23:41,460 --> 02:23:43,460
beet red and it was just so

3859
02:23:43,460 --> 02:23:45,460
fucking embarrassing. Dude it was so embarrassing

3860
02:23:45,460 --> 02:23:47,460
that I ran out and cried and my dad

3861
02:23:47,460 --> 02:23:49,460
chased me out of the church.

3862
02:23:49,460 --> 02:23:51,460
I was just like it was just fucking humiliating

3863
02:23:51,460 --> 02:23:53,460
because it's like one I didn't want to do it. I had

3864
02:23:53,460 --> 02:23:55,460
no interest. Two I was

3865
02:23:55,460 --> 02:23:57,460
being forced to do it. Three

3866
02:23:57,460 --> 02:23:59,460
I was like I have like stage fright.

3867
02:23:59,460 --> 02:24:01,460
You know what I mean? And

3868
02:24:01,460 --> 02:24:03,460
I actually got two more that are

3869
02:24:03,460 --> 02:24:05,460
pretty embarrassing. Yeah dude I

3870
02:24:05,460 --> 02:24:07,460
I cringe till this day thinking about

3871
02:24:07,460 --> 02:24:09,460
it. So bad. And my buddy tried

3872
02:24:09,460 --> 02:24:11,460
to cheer me up after he's like oh dude that was

3873
02:24:11,460 --> 02:24:13,460
really good. That was like you know I wish I was

3874
02:24:13,460 --> 02:24:15,460
as smooth as you. I was like dude shut up.

3875
02:24:15,460 --> 02:24:17,460
Like shut up. That was like

3876
02:24:17,460 --> 02:24:19,460
So both of these ones took place when I was in

3877
02:24:19,460 --> 02:24:21,460
Disney World.

3878
02:24:21,460 --> 02:24:23,460
And I was like 13.

3879
02:24:23,460 --> 02:24:25,460
So you know you're like a horny 13 year old

3880
02:24:25,460 --> 02:24:27,460
but also don't look at me or I'll kill myself

3881
02:24:27,460 --> 02:24:29,460
type shit. Right.

3882
02:24:29,460 --> 02:24:31,460
Right.

3883
02:24:31,460 --> 02:24:33,460
So I was 13

3884
02:24:33,460 --> 02:24:35,460
and I was listening to my headphones at like

3885
02:24:35,460 --> 02:24:37,460
one of the dinners because you know I was 13

3886
02:24:37,460 --> 02:24:39,460
and like edgy and like doing that.

3887
02:24:39,460 --> 02:24:41,460
And it was a character dinner.

3888
02:24:41,460 --> 02:24:43,460
And like you know how like

3889
02:24:43,460 --> 02:24:45,460
they had like the characters come out and like talk to you

3890
02:24:45,460 --> 02:24:47,460
and like take pictures with you and stuff.

3891
02:24:47,460 --> 02:24:49,460
So Alice from Alice in

3892
02:24:49,460 --> 02:24:51,460
Wonderland comes out and she is

3893
02:24:51,460 --> 02:24:53,460
fucking looks like she's like 19 years

3894
02:24:53,460 --> 02:24:55,460
old like drop dead fucking gorgeous

3895
02:24:55,460 --> 02:24:57,460
blonde hair wearing a fucking

3896
02:24:57,460 --> 02:24:59,460
princess outfit comes out.

3897
02:24:59,460 --> 02:25:01,460
And she comes over

3898
02:25:01,460 --> 02:25:03,460
and like

3899
02:25:03,460 --> 02:25:05,460
takes pictures of my family and she looks over at

3900
02:25:05,460 --> 02:25:07,460
me and like locks eyes with me.

3901
02:25:07,460 --> 02:25:09,460
And I'm like oh fuck. Oh fuck.

3902
02:25:09,460 --> 02:25:11,460
Oh fuck.

3903
02:25:11,460 --> 02:25:13,460
And she comes over and I shit you not.

3904
02:25:13,460 --> 02:25:15,460
She like comes over.

3905
02:25:15,460 --> 02:25:17,460
I'll get over by your mic

3906
02:25:17,460 --> 02:25:19,460
so they can hear me but this is what she does.

3907
02:25:19,460 --> 02:25:21,460
She comes over and she's like oh

3908
02:25:21,460 --> 02:25:23,460
what's going on here?

3909
02:25:23,460 --> 02:25:25,460
Is this a magic talking device?

3910
02:25:25,460 --> 02:25:27,460
She's like what's going on? She like listens and she gets like

3911
02:25:27,460 --> 02:25:29,460
this close to me. Yeah. And she like listens

3912
02:25:29,460 --> 02:25:31,460
to the music that I was listening to.

3913
02:25:31,460 --> 02:25:33,460
And then she's just like oh

3914
02:25:33,460 --> 02:25:35,460
oh there's a

3915
02:25:35,460 --> 02:25:37,460
there's a talking man in there.

3916
02:25:37,460 --> 02:25:39,460
That's an interesting technology.

3917
02:25:39,460 --> 02:25:41,460
And she starts like rubbing my shoulders

3918
02:25:41,460 --> 02:25:43,460
and shit. And I was just like

3919
02:25:43,460 --> 02:25:45,460
oh you're really hot.

3920
02:25:45,460 --> 02:25:47,460
And I'm like I got like a fucking boner.

3921
02:25:47,460 --> 02:25:49,460
Damn.

3922
02:25:49,460 --> 02:25:51,460
That was interesting. I wouldn't

3923
02:25:51,460 --> 02:25:53,460
I wouldn't even bother me.

3924
02:25:53,460 --> 02:25:55,460
I'd be proud.

3925
02:25:55,460 --> 02:25:57,460
But there's a picture of me and my face

3926
02:25:57,460 --> 02:25:59,460
is beet red and she's like hugging me

3927
02:25:59,460 --> 02:26:01,460
from like behind. And then

3928
02:26:01,460 --> 02:26:03,460
the second one it was a similar experience

3929
02:26:03,460 --> 02:26:05,460
and like but instead of like being

3930
02:26:05,460 --> 02:26:07,460
like headphones like my cousin like who

3931
02:26:07,460 --> 02:26:09,460
was younger than me was getting a picture with like

3932
02:26:09,460 --> 02:26:11,460
Tinkerbell. And I was just sitting there

3933
02:26:11,460 --> 02:26:13,460
and she's like what the

3934
02:26:13,460 --> 02:26:15,460
the young man doesn't

3935
02:26:15,460 --> 02:26:17,460
want a picture with me? And I'm like

3936
02:26:19,460 --> 02:26:21,460
she's like yeah you you're the only guy here.

3937
02:26:21,460 --> 02:26:23,460
And I'm like oh and she comes over she

3938
02:26:23,460 --> 02:26:25,460
grabs me by my hand and like comes over

3939
02:26:25,460 --> 02:26:27,460
and like puts my arm around

3940
02:26:27,460 --> 02:26:29,460
her and like literally puts my arm

3941
02:26:29,460 --> 02:26:31,460
around her and like it does this.

3942
02:26:31,460 --> 02:26:33,460
All on her tit. And I was just like

3943
02:26:33,460 --> 02:26:35,460
ah ah.

3944
02:26:35,460 --> 02:26:37,460
She's like smiles she's like smile for the camera

3945
02:26:37,460 --> 02:26:39,460
and I'm like ah ah.

3946
02:26:39,460 --> 02:26:41,460
Yeah and I was like beet red in that picture

3947
02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:43,460
too. So she literally put your hand on her

3948
02:26:43,460 --> 02:26:45,460
tit. I don't think she meant to

3949
02:26:45,460 --> 02:26:47,460
but she's like whatever this is funny at this point

3950
02:26:47,460 --> 02:26:49,460
type thing. Damn.

3951
02:26:49,460 --> 02:26:51,460
But yeah there's a picture of me holding. Damn I gotta go

3952
02:26:51,460 --> 02:26:53,460
to Disney World. There's a picture of me holding

3953
02:26:53,460 --> 02:26:55,460
fucking Tinkerbell's tit like this and

3954
02:26:55,460 --> 02:26:57,460
the fucking thing. And like she was like

3955
02:26:57,460 --> 02:26:59,460
she looked like she was just like she's like oh I'm

3956
02:26:59,460 --> 02:27:01,460
fucking with this kid so much because you know

3957
02:27:01,460 --> 02:27:03,460
when you're 13 like

3958
02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:05,460
talking with a 13 year old is really funny because

3959
02:27:05,460 --> 02:27:07,460
like you can just you can make them so embarrassed

3960
02:27:07,460 --> 02:27:09,460
just by like being like

3961
02:27:09,460 --> 02:27:11,460
hey your shoes untied.

3962
02:27:11,460 --> 02:27:13,460
No it's not.

3963
02:27:13,460 --> 02:27:15,460
That's not that embarrassing. No but like

3964
02:27:15,460 --> 02:27:17,460
it was like it made my face beet red

3965
02:27:17,460 --> 02:27:19,460
because I didn't know how to talk to girls at that point

3966
02:27:19,460 --> 02:27:21,460
and like I thought they were really hot

3967
02:27:21,460 --> 02:27:23,460
so I was like fuck.

3968
02:27:23,460 --> 02:27:25,460
Yeah.

3969
02:27:25,460 --> 02:27:27,460
But yeah like

3970
02:27:27,460 --> 02:27:29,460
but like there's a picture of me just

3971
02:27:29,460 --> 02:27:31,460
going like this.

3972
02:27:31,460 --> 02:27:33,460
Does it feel good to get it off your chest?

3973
02:27:33,460 --> 02:27:35,460
Not really. Any embarrassing things?

3974
02:27:35,460 --> 02:27:37,460
No I mean I've told those stories before so

3975
02:27:37,460 --> 02:27:39,460
it's not like I don't own them now

3976
02:27:39,460 --> 02:27:41,460
but like it's like

3977
02:27:41,460 --> 02:27:43,460
it was weird. I mean I got

3978
02:27:43,460 --> 02:27:45,460
I got tit from fucking Tinkerbell so

3979
02:27:45,460 --> 02:27:47,460
it's kinda cool. It's kinda cool.

3980
02:27:47,460 --> 02:27:49,460
Did you see fucking

3981
02:27:49,460 --> 02:27:51,460
Kanye's wife posted a picture

3982
02:27:51,460 --> 02:27:53,460
of her wearing like

3983
02:27:53,460 --> 02:27:55,460
just like tiny bra

3984
02:27:55,460 --> 02:27:57,460
around a fucking

3985
02:27:57,460 --> 02:27:59,460
hotel. Let me see.

3986
02:27:59,460 --> 02:28:01,460
I see this shit.

3987
02:28:03,460 --> 02:28:05,460
Ok.

3988
02:28:05,460 --> 02:28:07,460
God bless.

3989
02:28:07,460 --> 02:28:09,460
Damn. That's pretty cool.

3990
02:28:09,460 --> 02:28:11,460
They draw

3991
02:28:11,460 --> 02:28:13,460
it says that they drew

3992
02:28:13,460 --> 02:28:15,460
unsanitary concerns.

3993
02:28:17,460 --> 02:28:19,460
Sister would drown drummer

3994
02:28:19,460 --> 02:28:21,460
tells Kanye West to show some class.

3995
02:28:21,460 --> 02:28:25,460
After rapper posts pictures of his wife.

3996
02:28:25,460 --> 02:28:27,460
Jesus Christ.

3997
02:28:27,460 --> 02:28:29,460
What the fuck is on your shirt Tyler?

3998
02:28:29,460 --> 02:28:31,460
This? It's like a fucking

3999
02:28:31,460 --> 02:28:33,460
beaver? Yeah it's Bucky's.

4000
02:28:33,460 --> 02:28:35,460
Ah man. Bucky's.

4001
02:28:35,460 --> 02:28:37,460
It's a fucking chain

4002
02:28:37,460 --> 02:28:39,460
of gas stations down south.

4003
02:28:39,460 --> 02:28:41,460
Oh yeah you were saying something about that earlier.

4004
02:28:41,460 --> 02:28:43,460
Yeah so it's a chain of gas stations

4005
02:28:43,460 --> 02:28:45,460
down south that

4006
02:28:45,460 --> 02:28:47,460
have a beaver mascot.

4007
02:28:47,460 --> 02:28:49,460
But they're way

4008
02:28:49,460 --> 02:28:51,460
more than gas stations. They're like a fucking Walmart

4009
02:28:51,460 --> 02:28:53,460
and a gas station at the same time.

4010
02:28:53,460 --> 02:28:55,460
But they also have a fucking

4011
02:28:55,460 --> 02:28:57,460
costume mascot beaver

4012
02:28:57,460 --> 02:28:59,460
that you can take pictures with.

4013
02:28:59,460 --> 02:29:01,460
And everything is themed like this.

4014
02:29:01,460 --> 02:29:03,460
Even their fucking food and stuff has pictures

4015
02:29:03,460 --> 02:29:05,460
of Bucky on it and shit.

4016
02:29:05,460 --> 02:29:07,460
And the thing is

4017
02:29:07,460 --> 02:29:09,460
their food's fantastic.

4018
02:29:09,460 --> 02:29:11,460
It's fucking awesome.

4019
02:29:11,460 --> 02:29:13,460
And they have

4020
02:29:13,460 --> 02:29:15,460
Bucky merchandise. You can get a fucking little

4021
02:29:15,460 --> 02:29:17,460
stuffed animal Bucky. You can get a

4022
02:29:17,460 --> 02:29:19,460
Bucky toenail clipper. You can get a

4023
02:29:19,460 --> 02:29:21,460
Bucky fucking key chain.

4024
02:29:21,460 --> 02:29:23,460
You can get a Bucky like life size

4025
02:29:23,460 --> 02:29:25,460
Bucky that's about the size of this for like fucking

4026
02:29:25,460 --> 02:29:27,460
$300. How far south is this?

4027
02:29:29,460 --> 02:29:31,460
Cause I've never seen one.

4028
02:29:31,460 --> 02:29:33,460
It's pretty deep south. It's like Texas to

4029
02:29:33,460 --> 02:29:35,460
Florida.

4030
02:29:35,460 --> 02:29:37,460
And then it goes up a little bit. I think the

4031
02:29:37,460 --> 02:29:39,460
farthest north one is

4032
02:29:39,460 --> 02:29:41,460
North Carolina.

4033
02:29:41,460 --> 02:29:43,460
But yeah

4034
02:29:43,460 --> 02:29:45,460
it's fucking awesome. And fucking

4035
02:29:45,460 --> 02:29:47,460
Bucky just goes around like the dude in the fucking

4036
02:29:47,460 --> 02:29:49,460
costume. He's just running around giving

4037
02:29:49,460 --> 02:29:51,460
beaver nuggets to people. And like

4038
02:29:51,460 --> 02:29:53,460
beaver nuggets are fucking delicious.

4039
02:29:53,460 --> 02:29:55,460
They're fucking like they're about this

4040
02:29:55,460 --> 02:29:57,460
big. They're like corn puffs

4041
02:29:57,460 --> 02:29:59,460
covered in like

4042
02:29:59,460 --> 02:30:01,460
caramelized

4043
02:30:01,460 --> 02:30:03,460
sugar with like

4044
02:30:03,460 --> 02:30:05,460
powdered with brown sugar in them.

4045
02:30:05,460 --> 02:30:07,460
It's fucking awesome.

4046
02:30:07,460 --> 02:30:09,460
It's delicious. That's fucking making me

4047
02:30:09,460 --> 02:30:11,460
hungry. And then fucking like he goes around

4048
02:30:11,460 --> 02:30:13,460
and you can take pictures with him and shit.

4049
02:30:13,460 --> 02:30:15,460
And then like fucking they have

4050
02:30:15,460 --> 02:30:17,460
the cleanest restrooms of any gas station

4051
02:30:17,460 --> 02:30:19,460
I've ever seen. They have like showers

4052
02:30:19,460 --> 02:30:21,460
and shit. Like they have like it's pretty

4053
02:30:21,460 --> 02:30:23,460
cool. Is it kind of like a truck stop?

4054
02:30:23,460 --> 02:30:25,460
It's a truck stop but you can't

4055
02:30:25,460 --> 02:30:27,460
keep your truck there. Like overnight

4056
02:30:27,460 --> 02:30:29,460
type thing. It's like a

4057
02:30:29,460 --> 02:30:31,460
you can get gas there. It's like a

4058
02:30:31,460 --> 02:30:33,460
kind of like a Walmart and shit.

4059
02:30:33,460 --> 02:30:35,460
You can do that but like

4060
02:30:35,460 --> 02:30:37,460
you know it's like

4061
02:30:37,460 --> 02:30:39,460
it's not like a truck truck stop. It's like

4062
02:30:39,460 --> 02:30:41,460
more like a Walmart with a

4063
02:30:41,460 --> 02:30:43,460
fucking gas station.

4064
02:30:43,460 --> 02:30:45,460
And you can get like

4065
02:30:45,460 --> 02:30:47,460
hot food there at like fucking 3am

4066
02:30:47,460 --> 02:30:49,460
and shit. Like when

4067
02:30:49,460 --> 02:30:51,460
when my parents went down to Florida

4068
02:30:51,460 --> 02:30:53,460
they took the car instead of flying because

4069
02:30:53,460 --> 02:30:55,460
my dad's terrified of flying.

4070
02:30:55,460 --> 02:30:57,460
Like they stopped at like Bucky's like 3 times.

4071
02:30:57,460 --> 02:30:59,460
It was fucking sick.

4072
02:30:59,460 --> 02:31:01,460
Has he never been on a plane? He's been on a plane

4073
02:31:01,460 --> 02:31:03,460
once. And like that was like

4074
02:31:03,460 --> 02:31:05,460
the only time I saw my dad cry was when he got

4075
02:31:05,460 --> 02:31:07,460
off that. Damn. My dad's similar.

4076
02:31:07,460 --> 02:31:09,460
Yeah. Oh yeah. Like I've never seen

4077
02:31:09,460 --> 02:31:11,460
my dad cry. The only time I saw him cry was

4078
02:31:11,460 --> 02:31:13,460
like my fucking like when my grandmother

4079
02:31:13,460 --> 02:31:15,460
like my

4080
02:31:15,460 --> 02:31:17,460
grandfather, my great grandfather died I didn't

4081
02:31:17,460 --> 02:31:19,460
nothing but like fucking getting off a plane

4082
02:31:19,460 --> 02:31:21,460
like he fucking like burst into tears and I'd never

4083
02:31:21,460 --> 02:31:23,460
seen him cry after that. Wow.

4084
02:31:23,460 --> 02:31:25,460
Or before. Holy shit.

4085
02:31:25,460 --> 02:31:27,460
I mean why not just like pop a pill and just be

4086
02:31:27,460 --> 02:31:29,460
asleep for the fucking. He's like he's

4087
02:31:29,460 --> 02:31:31,460
had dreams since he was a kid that he was going to die in a plane

4088
02:31:31,460 --> 02:31:33,460
crash. Damn.

4089
02:31:33,460 --> 02:31:35,460
So he's like he's just terrified of planes.

4090
02:31:35,460 --> 02:31:37,460
Wow. Yeah my dad's the same way.

4091
02:31:37,460 --> 02:31:39,460
He fucking had a panic attack.

4092
02:31:39,460 --> 02:31:41,460
Yeah. He literally was

4093
02:31:41,460 --> 02:31:43,460
on the plane telling people that they were

4094
02:31:43,460 --> 02:31:45,460
all going to die on the plane and shit.

4095
02:31:45,460 --> 02:31:47,460
So he fucking just kept on fucking

4096
02:31:47,460 --> 02:31:49,460
feeding him alcohol just

4097
02:31:49,460 --> 02:31:51,460
until he's like basically unconscious.

4098
02:31:51,460 --> 02:31:53,460
Wow.

4099
02:31:53,460 --> 02:31:55,460
Damn. Yeah that's fucked

4100
02:31:55,460 --> 02:31:57,460
up. Yeah my dad they had to slip him

4101
02:31:57,460 --> 02:31:59,460
They had to slip him to Xanax.

4102
02:31:59,460 --> 02:32:01,460
He was like moaning the entire time.

4103
02:32:01,460 --> 02:32:03,460
And he's

4104
02:32:03,460 --> 02:32:05,460
like obsessed with planes which is strange.

4105
02:32:05,460 --> 02:32:07,460
Yeah but then like on the way home. Me too but I'm still

4106
02:32:07,460 --> 02:32:09,460
terrified of flying. Are you really?

4107
02:32:09,460 --> 02:32:11,460
Yeah. Yeah on the way home. Really?

4108
02:32:11,460 --> 02:32:13,460
Yeah. Yeah. We got to touch back

4109
02:32:13,460 --> 02:32:15,460
on that. What were you going to say? Yeah well my

4110
02:32:15,460 --> 02:32:17,460
dad was like flying home.

4111
02:32:17,460 --> 02:32:19,460
They were flying over New York City and like

4112
02:32:19,460 --> 02:32:21,460
the flight attendant's like hey look it's the Freedom

4113
02:32:21,460 --> 02:32:23,460
Tower. Like the New World Trade

4114
02:32:23,460 --> 02:32:25,460
Center. He's just like America.

4115
02:32:25,460 --> 02:32:27,460
Because he was so fucking plastered.

4116
02:32:27,460 --> 02:32:29,460
America.

4117
02:32:29,460 --> 02:32:31,460
That's America.

4118
02:32:31,460 --> 02:32:33,460
That's America

4119
02:32:33,460 --> 02:32:35,460
down there. But then like he got off the plane

4120
02:32:35,460 --> 02:32:37,460
and just fucking cried. What would it be

4121
02:32:37,460 --> 02:32:39,460
bad if I used this picture as the

4122
02:32:39,460 --> 02:32:41,460
episode?

4123
02:32:41,460 --> 02:32:43,460
Oh my god.

4124
02:32:43,460 --> 02:32:45,460
That's not real.

4125
02:32:45,460 --> 02:32:47,460
Yeah we can't have

4126
02:32:47,460 --> 02:32:49,460
that.

4127
02:32:49,460 --> 02:32:51,460
But yeah like that's

4128
02:32:51,460 --> 02:32:53,460
like the only time I've ever seen my dad cry.

4129
02:32:53,460 --> 02:32:55,460
Which is weird. Damn.

4130
02:32:55,460 --> 02:32:57,460
Again I hate like these awesome like

4131
02:32:57,460 --> 02:32:59,460
but like I feel like that's how dads should be.

4132
02:32:59,460 --> 02:33:01,460
You shouldn't like see your dad cry.

4133
02:33:01,460 --> 02:33:03,460
I've never like I never got like the fucking thing

4134
02:33:03,460 --> 02:33:05,460
where he's like cry in front of your children.

4135
02:33:05,460 --> 02:33:07,460
It's very healthy. I'm like that's not healthy.

4136
02:33:07,460 --> 02:33:09,460
That's fucked up man.

4137
02:33:09,460 --> 02:33:11,460
I don't know man. I saw my dad cry when his brother

4138
02:33:11,460 --> 02:33:13,460
died. He started

4139
02:33:13,460 --> 02:33:15,460
like sobbing at the funeral.

4140
02:33:15,460 --> 02:33:17,460
But like it's like a thing like that

4141
02:33:17,460 --> 02:33:19,460
where it's like if it makes sense to

4142
02:33:19,460 --> 02:33:21,460
cry. But like there's these millennial parents

4143
02:33:21,460 --> 02:33:23,460
that'll like cry if like they fucking like stub

4144
02:33:23,460 --> 02:33:25,460
their toe and shit. Right. But like

4145
02:33:25,460 --> 02:33:27,460
what?

4146
02:33:27,460 --> 02:33:29,460
That's stupid.

4147
02:33:29,460 --> 02:33:31,460
But they're just like yeah it's okay to cry in front of your kids.

4148
02:33:31,460 --> 02:33:33,460
No it's not.

4149
02:33:33,460 --> 02:33:35,460
Specifically

4150
02:33:35,460 --> 02:33:37,460
for the dad. Like your dad like

4151
02:33:37,460 --> 02:33:39,460
you're in like the general sense

4152
02:33:39,460 --> 02:33:41,460
you're supposed to look for your dad as like a strength like

4153
02:33:41,460 --> 02:33:43,460
pillar. Like a guy who's like not

4154
02:33:43,460 --> 02:33:45,460
going to be like like take no shit

4155
02:33:45,460 --> 02:33:47,460
from anybody type shit. Right.

4156
02:33:47,460 --> 02:33:49,460
You want your dad to be like a fucking like pillar

4157
02:33:49,460 --> 02:33:51,460
of like being like the guy.

4158
02:33:51,460 --> 02:33:53,460
Well there's strength in

4159
02:33:53,460 --> 02:33:55,460
expressing your emotions. But not like

4160
02:33:55,460 --> 02:33:57,460
crying constantly. But

4161
02:33:57,460 --> 02:33:59,460
so I've thought about this like

4162
02:33:59,460 --> 02:34:01,460
why we cry.

4163
02:34:01,460 --> 02:34:03,460
And I mean

4164
02:34:03,460 --> 02:34:05,460
other people I would never cry.

4165
02:34:05,460 --> 02:34:07,460
But

4166
02:34:07,460 --> 02:34:09,460
no. But

4167
02:34:09,460 --> 02:34:11,460
I think it's like

4168
02:34:11,460 --> 02:34:13,460
you cry when you can't

4169
02:34:13,460 --> 02:34:15,460
calculate. Like there's

4170
02:34:15,460 --> 02:34:17,460
so many. Because your brain is a

4171
02:34:17,460 --> 02:34:19,460
chemical computer. Right. And it's trying

4172
02:34:19,460 --> 02:34:21,460
to make calculations.

4173
02:34:21,460 --> 02:34:23,460
In the in tears that

4174
02:34:23,460 --> 02:34:25,460
have hormones

4175
02:34:25,460 --> 02:34:27,460
that like make you feel better.

4176
02:34:27,460 --> 02:34:29,460
Really? Yeah. That's why you cry.

4177
02:34:29,460 --> 02:34:31,460
It's because it releases these hormones that like

4178
02:34:31,460 --> 02:34:33,460
make your brain stimulate your brain.

4179
02:34:33,460 --> 02:34:35,460
It has like dopamine or something in it.

4180
02:34:35,460 --> 02:34:37,460
So I remember the last time I cried. The last time

4181
02:34:37,460 --> 02:34:39,460
I cried was

4182
02:34:39,460 --> 02:34:41,460
a year and a half ago.

4183
02:34:41,460 --> 02:34:43,460
I thought my hamster was dead.

4184
02:34:43,460 --> 02:34:45,460
So like I literally like was sobbing.

4185
02:34:45,460 --> 02:34:47,460
Because like my hamster was like

4186
02:34:47,460 --> 02:34:49,460
the person I like the thing that I talk to

4187
02:34:49,460 --> 02:34:51,460
like when I'm like upset about stuff.

4188
02:34:51,460 --> 02:34:53,460
And like I had her for like

4189
02:34:53,460 --> 02:34:55,460
like a half a year at that point.

4190
02:34:55,460 --> 02:34:57,460
So I thought like she was just like dead

4191
02:34:57,460 --> 02:34:59,460
out of nowhere. Like now I kind of

4192
02:34:59,460 --> 02:35:01,460
like okay she's like two and a half years old.

4193
02:35:01,460 --> 02:35:03,460
Like she's going to die soon. Like type thing being like

4194
02:35:03,460 --> 02:35:05,460
like I've kind of processed it like this.

4195
02:35:05,460 --> 02:35:07,460
But like I had her for six months and I fucking

4196
02:35:07,460 --> 02:35:09,460
like adore her. Right. Type thing.

4197
02:35:09,460 --> 02:35:11,460
So like I was like bawling my eyes out

4198
02:35:11,460 --> 02:35:13,460
like holding her. But then I realized

4199
02:35:13,460 --> 02:35:15,460
that like I put her up to here.

4200
02:35:15,460 --> 02:35:17,460
She was hibernating.

4201
02:35:17,460 --> 02:35:19,460
But like I put her up to here. And like I had

4202
02:35:19,460 --> 02:35:21,460
like it like but like when hamsters hibernate

4203
02:35:21,460 --> 02:35:23,460
their heart beats like two times a minute.

4204
02:35:23,460 --> 02:35:25,460
So I was like so I was going like

4205
02:35:25,460 --> 02:35:27,460
this. And then I felt like I heard like

4206
02:35:27,460 --> 02:35:29,460
the heartbeat. So like

4207
02:35:29,460 --> 02:35:31,460
whoo whoo

4208
02:35:31,460 --> 02:35:33,460
yeah I mean

4209
02:35:33,460 --> 02:35:35,460
that's that's totally like justified.

4210
02:35:35,460 --> 02:35:37,460
Like I when

4211
02:35:37,460 --> 02:35:39,460
I see like heartwarming shit like sometimes

4212
02:35:39,460 --> 02:35:41,460
a tear up. Yeah. Like if I hear

4213
02:35:41,460 --> 02:35:43,460
like a specific song that like really

4214
02:35:43,460 --> 02:35:45,460
gets to me like I'll do like a kind of like a

4215
02:35:45,460 --> 02:35:47,460
like welling up type thing. It's never

4216
02:35:47,460 --> 02:35:49,460
like fully like pouring out. But like I get like

4217
02:35:49,460 --> 02:35:51,460
like a ooh that that

4218
02:35:51,460 --> 02:35:53,460
should have hit that hard type thing

4219
02:35:53,460 --> 02:35:55,460
like a certain line of song you're like

4220
02:35:55,460 --> 02:35:57,460
ooh yeah.

4221
02:35:57,460 --> 02:35:59,460
I remember I was watching

4222
02:35:59,460 --> 02:36:01,460
this documentary on NASA.

4223
02:36:01,460 --> 02:36:03,460
Yeah. Right. And I was on some like heavy

4224
02:36:03,460 --> 02:36:05,460
duty fucking thyroid

4225
02:36:05,460 --> 02:36:07,460
illegally illegally ordered off

4226
02:36:07,460 --> 02:36:09,460
the internet. Not prescription

4227
02:36:09,460 --> 02:36:11,460
from India. And

4228
02:36:11,460 --> 02:36:13,460
I was just like so that

4229
02:36:13,460 --> 02:36:15,460
shit like jacks your hormones

4230
02:36:15,460 --> 02:36:17,460
up your whole cascade of hormones right.

4231
02:36:17,460 --> 02:36:19,460
And they were showing the

4232
02:36:19,460 --> 02:36:21,460
astronauts like walking to the ship.

4233
02:36:21,460 --> 02:36:23,460
I just started like

4234
02:36:23,460 --> 02:36:25,460
I started bawling like fucking

4235
02:36:25,460 --> 02:36:27,460
America man.

4236
02:36:27,460 --> 02:36:29,460
My girlfriend's like what the fuck.

4237
02:36:29,460 --> 02:36:31,460
You're like me and my fucking period.

4238
02:36:31,460 --> 02:36:33,460
Like what is happening.

4239
02:36:33,460 --> 02:36:35,460
And I was just like

4240
02:36:35,460 --> 02:36:37,460
man this is fucking sad

4241
02:36:37,460 --> 02:36:39,460
dude. Because it's

4242
02:36:39,460 --> 02:36:41,460
like the last time they're going to walk. Yeah.

4243
02:36:41,460 --> 02:36:43,460
They don't know they're going to die. Yeah. Right. So it's

4244
02:36:43,460 --> 02:36:45,460
like the teacher wave. Yeah.

4245
02:36:45,460 --> 02:36:47,460
Fucking token black guy like you know

4246
02:36:47,460 --> 02:36:49,460
I mean like the only

4247
02:36:49,460 --> 02:36:51,460
I cried and this is going to be

4248
02:36:51,460 --> 02:36:53,460
this is like fucking cringe thing. I shouldn't say that

4249
02:36:53,460 --> 02:36:55,460
last thing. But I cried

4250
02:36:55,460 --> 02:36:57,460
at Avengers Endgame.

4251
02:36:57,460 --> 02:36:59,460
But that was because I was so I was so

4252
02:36:59,460 --> 02:37:01,460
into the Marvel Universe ever since I

4253
02:37:01,460 --> 02:37:03,460
was like a fucking kid. And it was like the

4254
02:37:03,460 --> 02:37:05,460
ending of like it was literally my 21st

4255
02:37:05,460 --> 02:37:07,460
birthday that I watched it.

4256
02:37:07,460 --> 02:37:09,460
So I'm like it was more like the I'm

4257
02:37:09,460 --> 02:37:11,460
not a kid anymore type thing.

4258
02:37:11,460 --> 02:37:13,460
Everything kind of like hit at once. Like it's like

4259
02:37:13,460 --> 02:37:15,460
this series I've been watching since I was like

4260
02:37:15,460 --> 02:37:17,460
fucking like like nine

4261
02:37:17,460 --> 02:37:19,460
is like ending. And it's also

4262
02:37:19,460 --> 02:37:21,460
my 21st birthday.

4263
02:37:21,460 --> 02:37:23,460
And I was just like I was like I'm not

4264
02:37:23,460 --> 02:37:25,460
a kid anymore man. Like all

4265
02:37:25,460 --> 02:37:27,460
over like like like my favorite

4266
02:37:27,460 --> 02:37:29,460
my favorite hero in like the thing

4267
02:37:29,460 --> 02:37:31,460
was Captain America and like he was like done

4268
02:37:31,460 --> 02:37:33,460
like that was his last movie. So I was just like

4269
02:37:33,460 --> 02:37:35,460
I was like I'm not a kid. Like my

4270
02:37:35,460 --> 02:37:37,460
my favorite like superhero is gone.

4271
02:37:37,460 --> 02:37:39,460
Like and like it was also my 21st

4272
02:37:39,460 --> 02:37:41,460
birthday. So I was like my favorite

4273
02:37:41,460 --> 02:37:43,460
superhero is gone. I just turned

4274
02:37:43,460 --> 02:37:45,460
21. I'm realizing that I'm not a

4275
02:37:45,460 --> 02:37:47,460
kid at this and like everything like hit at the same

4276
02:37:47,460 --> 02:37:49,460
time. And I was just like OK.

4277
02:37:49,460 --> 02:37:51,460
I'm just going to sit here for

4278
02:37:51,460 --> 02:37:53,460
a second. Yeah.

4279
02:37:53,460 --> 02:37:55,460
I can see that. But like it was

4280
02:37:55,460 --> 02:37:57,460
I don't think it was the movie itself. It was just like everything

4281
02:37:57,460 --> 02:37:59,460
kind of like being like oh fuck I'm

4282
02:37:59,460 --> 02:38:01,460
not a kid anymore. Right. Happening at

4283
02:38:01,460 --> 02:38:03,460
the same time. And I was just like oh

4284
02:38:03,460 --> 02:38:05,460
fuck. What are you one of those single tier

4285
02:38:05,460 --> 02:38:07,460
motherfuckers. The single tier comes

4286
02:38:07,460 --> 02:38:09,460
down. Yeah.

4287
02:38:09,460 --> 02:38:11,460
Remember that in the movie. I don't know if you ever

4288
02:38:11,460 --> 02:38:13,460
saw the movie whiplash. But

4289
02:38:13,460 --> 02:38:15,460
yeah. He's fucking

4290
02:38:15,460 --> 02:38:17,460
screaming at the kid and he starts crying.

4291
02:38:17,460 --> 02:38:19,460
What do you want to fucking

4292
02:38:19,460 --> 02:38:21,460
single tier motherfuckers.

4293
02:38:21,460 --> 02:38:23,460
Yeah.

4294
02:38:23,460 --> 02:38:25,460
Yeah. It was like it was

4295
02:38:25,460 --> 02:38:27,460
one of those things where I was just like it was like

4296
02:38:27,460 --> 02:38:29,460
too many things at once hitting. And I was just like

4297
02:38:29,460 --> 02:38:31,460
oh fuck. I don't know. It's the end of an

4298
02:38:31,460 --> 02:38:33,460
era. Yeah. And that's what it felt

4299
02:38:33,460 --> 02:38:35,460
like to me. It was like I was closing a chapter. Coming of age.

4300
02:38:35,460 --> 02:38:37,460
Yeah. I was closing a chapter. It's like

4301
02:38:37,460 --> 02:38:39,460
OK. Like the things that like brought me comfort

4302
02:38:39,460 --> 02:38:41,460
when I was a kid are now no longer

4303
02:38:41,460 --> 02:38:43,460
going to be there. It was kind of

4304
02:38:43,460 --> 02:38:45,460
like being like hey these things that I

4305
02:38:45,460 --> 02:38:47,460
always turn to. I always wanted to be like when I was a kid

4306
02:38:47,460 --> 02:38:49,460
I wanted to be Captain America when I was a kid.

4307
02:38:49,460 --> 02:38:51,460
I always wanted to be fucking Captain America.

4308
02:38:51,460 --> 02:38:53,460
And then at the end like that's the end

4309
02:38:53,460 --> 02:38:55,460
of his journey. And I'm like I don't

4310
02:38:55,460 --> 02:38:57,460
have like a crutch anymore as like a

4311
02:38:57,460 --> 02:38:59,460
kid like looking to like a hero that

4312
02:38:59,460 --> 02:39:01,460
you like thing. So it's like

4313
02:39:01,460 --> 02:39:03,460
watching my hero quote unquote

4314
02:39:03,460 --> 02:39:05,460
die. Like even if it's like a fake

4315
02:39:05,460 --> 02:39:07,460
it was like a hero death and also

4316
02:39:07,460 --> 02:39:09,460
my coming of age at the same time.

4317
02:39:09,460 --> 02:39:11,460
So I was like fuck.

4318
02:39:11,460 --> 02:39:13,460
That's so poetic bro. Yeah.

4319
02:39:13,460 --> 02:39:15,460
It was like I was like

4320
02:39:15,460 --> 02:39:17,460
it happened on my 21st birthday.

4321
02:39:17,460 --> 02:39:19,460
It was April 29th when the movie

4322
02:39:19,460 --> 02:39:21,460
came out. So like it literally hit

4323
02:39:21,460 --> 02:39:23,460
midnight when I was coming out of

4324
02:39:23,460 --> 02:39:25,460
the theater. So I was just like

4325
02:39:25,460 --> 02:39:27,460
holy fuck like my favorite

4326
02:39:27,460 --> 02:39:29,460
superhero is gone. Like literally he was my

4327
02:39:29,460 --> 02:39:31,460
hero. Like I looked up to a fucking

4328
02:39:31,460 --> 02:39:33,460
fictional character like since I was

4329
02:39:33,460 --> 02:39:35,460
10 years old. But it was like like your

4330
02:39:35,460 --> 02:39:37,460
hero dying and also you realizing

4331
02:39:37,460 --> 02:39:39,460
you're an adult at the same time. Dude that

4332
02:39:39,460 --> 02:39:41,460
is fucking crazy. Yeah. Jordan Peterson

4333
02:39:41,460 --> 02:39:43,460
like talks about that. Yeah.

4334
02:39:43,460 --> 02:39:45,460
Not so much with like a superhero but

4335
02:39:45,460 --> 02:39:47,460
like with your parents. Yeah. Like at some

4336
02:39:47,460 --> 02:39:49,460
point like you can't go

4337
02:39:49,460 --> 02:39:51,460
at a certain point you know as much

4338
02:39:51,460 --> 02:39:53,460
as your parents. Yeah. Basically

4339
02:39:53,460 --> 02:39:55,460
and because they've they've stopped

4340
02:39:55,460 --> 02:39:57,460
growing and

4341
02:39:57,460 --> 02:39:59,460
do we do we stop recording.

4342
02:39:59,460 --> 02:40:01,460
No. Oh OK. We're still going.

4343
02:40:01,460 --> 02:40:03,460
But eventually

4344
02:40:03,460 --> 02:40:05,460
you can't go back to them for help

4345
02:40:05,460 --> 02:40:07,460
and you have to figure things out. Yeah. Like you're doing

4346
02:40:07,460 --> 02:40:09,460
your own thing now. Right. Because they can't

4347
02:40:09,460 --> 02:40:11,460
you'll go to your parents and they'll just be like

4348
02:40:11,460 --> 02:40:13,460
I don't know how to help you with that because

4349
02:40:13,460 --> 02:40:15,460
that's like you're an adult. Yeah. Like it's

4350
02:40:15,460 --> 02:40:17,460
like we're I don't have that information.

4351
02:40:17,460 --> 02:40:19,460
We're at the same level. We're at the same level. Yeah.

4352
02:40:19,460 --> 02:40:21,460
And so that's like where you were.

4353
02:40:21,460 --> 02:40:23,460
You lost your hero. Yeah.

4354
02:40:23,460 --> 02:40:25,460
You're idle. And now it's like I literally

4355
02:40:25,460 --> 02:40:27,460
like when I was a kid I had fucking Captain America

4356
02:40:27,460 --> 02:40:29,460
pajamas. I had fucking posters of him and shit.

4357
02:40:29,460 --> 02:40:31,460
And then like it was like the end.

4358
02:40:31,460 --> 02:40:33,460
And like it was like a thing where like in the

4359
02:40:33,460 --> 02:40:35,460
movie he couldn't come back like ever

4360
02:40:35,460 --> 02:40:37,460
like type things. So there's no. So there's no way

4361
02:40:37,460 --> 02:40:39,460
that. Surprise. Yeah. Yeah.

4362
02:40:39,460 --> 02:40:41,460
There's no like surprise like coming

4363
02:40:41,460 --> 02:40:43,460
back type thing. It was like

4364
02:40:43,460 --> 02:40:45,460
my childhood hero is gone now.

4365
02:40:45,460 --> 02:40:47,460
And also I just realized

4366
02:40:47,460 --> 02:40:49,460
that it's my 21st birthday and I'm an adult now.

4367
02:40:49,460 --> 02:40:51,460
Yeah. No it was my 20th

4368
02:40:51,460 --> 02:40:53,460
birthday. It was my 20th birthday. But still

4369
02:40:53,460 --> 02:40:55,460
like I turned 20 and I was like

4370
02:40:55,460 --> 02:40:57,460
fuck I'm not a teenager anymore

4371
02:40:57,460 --> 02:40:59,460
either. Like when you hit 20 that's a big

4372
02:40:59,460 --> 02:41:01,460
like type step thing. So

4373
02:41:01,460 --> 02:41:03,460
I was like I'm 20 now

4374
02:41:03,460 --> 02:41:05,460
and like this movie

4375
02:41:05,460 --> 02:41:07,460
like kind of like killed my hero.

4376
02:41:07,460 --> 02:41:09,460
Like he didn't kill but like he

4377
02:41:09,460 --> 02:41:11,460
like retired like until he like rode off into the

4378
02:41:11,460 --> 02:41:13,460
sunset type shit. So I was like god damn

4379
02:41:13,460 --> 02:41:15,460
like I'm not

4380
02:41:15,460 --> 02:41:17,460
a kid anymore and I don't have a hero anymore.

4381
02:41:17,460 --> 02:41:19,460
Damn. I mean that's like

4382
02:41:19,460 --> 02:41:21,460
very intelligent though for you to figure that out.

4383
02:41:21,460 --> 02:41:23,460
Yeah. You know.

4384
02:41:23,460 --> 02:41:25,460
But like at the time

4385
02:41:25,460 --> 02:41:27,460
I didn't realize why I was like like I was like so

4386
02:41:27,460 --> 02:41:29,460
emotional. But then like as I look back and I'm like

4387
02:41:29,460 --> 02:41:31,460
I was like my fucking hero going away

4388
02:41:31,460 --> 02:41:33,460
and me becoming an adult. Yeah.

4389
02:41:33,460 --> 02:41:35,460
Yeah. I cry every time

4390
02:41:35,460 --> 02:41:37,460
I go to night moves.

4391
02:41:37,460 --> 02:41:39,460
You've never been there.

4392
02:41:39,460 --> 02:41:41,460
You just go and it just starts falling.

4393
02:41:41,460 --> 02:41:43,460
That's why I have it.

4394
02:41:43,460 --> 02:41:45,460
He just goes and

4395
02:41:45,460 --> 02:41:47,460
just sees the stripper and starts going

4396
02:41:47,460 --> 02:41:49,460
ahhhhhh.

4397
02:41:49,460 --> 02:41:51,460
When was the last time you cried Casey?

4398
02:41:51,460 --> 02:41:53,460
Oh I don't know what day is it.

4399
02:41:53,460 --> 02:41:55,460
Friday?

4400
02:41:55,460 --> 02:41:57,460
Probably just before every shift.

4401
02:41:57,460 --> 02:41:59,460
Yeah.

4402
02:41:59,460 --> 02:42:01,460
You start slamming things

4403
02:42:01,460 --> 02:42:03,460
and saying I don't want to go to work.

4404
02:42:03,460 --> 02:42:05,460
Yeah. So the last time you cried was for NASA

4405
02:42:05,460 --> 02:42:07,460
though. That was like your last time.

4406
02:42:07,460 --> 02:42:09,460
I don't know. I saw probably

4407
02:42:09,460 --> 02:42:11,460
some like emotional thing on fucking Twitter

4408
02:42:11,460 --> 02:42:13,460
or X or Instagram.

4409
02:42:13,460 --> 02:42:15,460
You know what actually always gets me is like the military

4410
02:42:15,460 --> 02:42:17,460
coming home videos. Yeah.

4411
02:42:17,460 --> 02:42:19,460
Like I don't know why but like my patriotism

4412
02:42:19,460 --> 02:42:21,460
and shit comes out and it's like

4413
02:42:21,460 --> 02:42:23,460
he's back. Yeah. He's back

4414
02:42:23,460 --> 02:42:25,460
man. I'll tell you. Interstellar

4415
02:42:25,460 --> 02:42:27,460
you ever see that movie? Yeah. Yeah.

4416
02:42:27,460 --> 02:42:29,460
The part where he's like talking to his family.

4417
02:42:29,460 --> 02:42:31,460
Here he gets the messages from his family.

4418
02:42:31,460 --> 02:42:33,460
That's a very sad scene.

4419
02:42:33,460 --> 02:42:35,460
Dude that movie, that was a good fucking

4420
02:42:35,460 --> 02:42:37,460
movie. I was just watching it

4421
02:42:37,460 --> 02:42:39,460
like yesterday. Oh remember the Titans.

4422
02:42:39,460 --> 02:42:41,460
So you cried yesterday is what you're saying. No I didn't.

4423
02:42:41,460 --> 02:42:43,460
I've become immune to it by now.

4424
02:42:43,460 --> 02:42:45,460
Remember the Titans

4425
02:42:45,460 --> 02:42:47,460
like the first couple times I watched it fucking

4426
02:42:47,460 --> 02:42:49,460
ruined me because

4427
02:42:49,460 --> 02:42:51,460
my dad was the captain of his

4428
02:42:51,460 --> 02:42:53,460
football team and then got into a car accident

4429
02:42:53,460 --> 02:42:55,460
and got paralyzed the day

4430
02:42:55,460 --> 02:42:57,460
before his fucking game.

4431
02:42:57,460 --> 02:42:59,460
And like that's what happens in the movie. So like

4432
02:42:59,460 --> 02:43:01,460
I'm just like hmm.

4433
02:43:01,460 --> 02:43:03,460
It's too relatable. It's too relatable type shit.

4434
02:43:03,460 --> 02:43:05,460
So like I'm like fuck

4435
02:43:05,460 --> 02:43:07,460
man. But like

4436
02:43:07,460 --> 02:43:09,460
like the

4437
02:43:09,460 --> 02:43:11,460
soldiers coming home videos every time

4438
02:43:11,460 --> 02:43:13,460
like I don't like cry

4439
02:43:13,460 --> 02:43:15,460
but I get like emotional. I'm like yeah

4440
02:43:15,460 --> 02:43:17,460
he's back man. He's back.

4441
02:43:17,460 --> 02:43:19,460
He did it. He came back.

4442
02:43:19,460 --> 02:43:21,460
Fuck yeah.

4443
02:43:21,460 --> 02:43:23,460
I think our society has evolved

4444
02:43:23,460 --> 02:43:25,460
to like make it like taboo

4445
02:43:25,460 --> 02:43:27,460
for men to cry.

4446
02:43:27,460 --> 02:43:29,460
It's always been that way.

4447
02:43:29,460 --> 02:43:31,460
Not evolved but

4448
02:43:31,460 --> 02:43:33,460
like it's like a social

4449
02:43:33,460 --> 02:43:35,460
norm almost.

4450
02:43:35,460 --> 02:43:37,460
Men aren't supposed to show their emotions. That's just what it is.

4451
02:43:37,460 --> 02:43:39,460
Like a man isn't supposed

4452
02:43:39,460 --> 02:43:41,460
to show. They're supposed to be like a fucking stoic figure.

4453
02:43:41,460 --> 02:43:43,460
Like stoicism is a male

4454
02:43:43,460 --> 02:43:45,460
thing. Like it's like a thing

4455
02:43:45,460 --> 02:43:47,460
where you don't show your emotions. No matter

4456
02:43:47,460 --> 02:43:49,460
what's happening you don't fucking go in

4457
02:43:49,460 --> 02:43:51,460
there and you do that shit. Like you're like

4458
02:43:51,460 --> 02:43:53,460
you're doing this shit.

4459
02:43:53,460 --> 02:43:55,460
You're doing that. It's like not a good

4460
02:43:55,460 --> 02:43:57,460
thing though. It's not. Like it's fucking

4461
02:43:57,460 --> 02:43:59,460
toxic. Like fucking

4462
02:43:59,460 --> 02:44:01,460
um uh Duran's

4463
02:44:01,460 --> 02:44:03,460
funeral. I fucking I bawled my

4464
02:44:03,460 --> 02:44:05,460
eyes out. But that's the right time. Yeah like

4465
02:44:05,460 --> 02:44:07,460
I was fucking a mess at Duran's

4466
02:44:07,460 --> 02:44:09,460
funeral. You mean his wake?

4467
02:44:09,460 --> 02:44:11,460
Yeah his wake. I was a fucking mess. Same thing.

4468
02:44:11,460 --> 02:44:13,460
It was a good thing you didn't go to the funeral.

4469
02:44:13,460 --> 02:44:15,460
That was awful.

4470
02:44:15,460 --> 02:44:17,460
You went to it? Yeah.

4471
02:44:17,460 --> 02:44:19,460
Yeah. Yeah. I don't wanna.

4472
02:44:19,460 --> 02:44:21,460
Shane Goodman went. I didn't wanna go to that.

4473
02:44:21,460 --> 02:44:23,460
The fucking wake I was a fucking mess.

4474
02:44:23,460 --> 02:44:25,460
Like I fucking chain smoked the entire pack

4475
02:44:25,460 --> 02:44:27,460
of cigarettes in the parking lot.

4476
02:44:27,460 --> 02:44:29,460
Like I went in. I did like my

4477
02:44:29,460 --> 02:44:31,460
I said my like my goodbyes, my prayers

4478
02:44:31,460 --> 02:44:33,460
and like I looked at the body and I

4479
02:44:33,460 --> 02:44:35,460
just couldn't fucking like I just fucking

4480
02:44:35,460 --> 02:44:37,460
I lost my fucking like it was just fucking

4481
02:44:37,460 --> 02:44:39,460
right. Like it just fucking

4482
02:44:39,460 --> 02:44:41,460
I couldn't stop. Dude I hate

4483
02:44:41,460 --> 02:44:43,460
funerals. I absolutely hate them.

4484
02:44:43,460 --> 02:44:45,460
I don't I

4485
02:44:45,460 --> 02:44:47,460
won. Like I wouldn't

4486
02:44:47,460 --> 02:44:49,460
blame anybody for not going to my funeral.

4487
02:44:49,460 --> 02:44:51,460
For the record. Yeah.

4488
02:44:51,460 --> 02:44:53,460
Like if I had one I would

4489
02:44:53,460 --> 02:44:55,460
rather not have one. Just have

4490
02:44:55,460 --> 02:44:57,460
like a eulogy. You know what I mean?

4491
02:44:57,460 --> 02:44:59,460
And I wouldn't even blame people

4492
02:44:59,460 --> 02:45:01,460
for not wanting to go to that. Like

4493
02:45:01,460 --> 02:45:03,460
don't be offended if you're looking down

4494
02:45:03,460 --> 02:45:05,460
and I don't go to your funeral. It's not because

4495
02:45:05,460 --> 02:45:07,460
I didn't fucking love you guys. Yeah.

4496
02:45:07,460 --> 02:45:09,460
That's the thing because like after

4497
02:45:09,460 --> 02:45:11,460
like after Duran's wake I was fucking like

4498
02:45:11,460 --> 02:45:13,460
I was fucked up. It makes it worse sometimes.

4499
02:45:13,460 --> 02:45:15,460
And then like my

4500
02:45:15,460 --> 02:45:17,460
my other co-worker

4501
02:45:17,460 --> 02:45:19,460
from where I work now he

4502
02:45:19,460 --> 02:45:21,460
he ended up passing

4503
02:45:21,460 --> 02:45:23,460
away and like I couldn't bring

4504
02:45:23,460 --> 02:45:25,460
myself to go type thing because he was younger

4505
02:45:25,460 --> 02:45:27,460
than I was. Right.

4506
02:45:27,460 --> 02:45:29,460
And like like I

4507
02:45:29,460 --> 02:45:31,460
saw how fucked up I was when I went to

4508
02:45:31,460 --> 02:45:33,460
Duran's wake. Then I went to

4509
02:45:33,460 --> 02:45:35,460
then I'd been there like this I'm like I can't

4510
02:45:35,460 --> 02:45:37,460
go. Like I'd be fucking ruined

4511
02:45:37,460 --> 02:45:39,460
type thing. Right. Specifically

4512
02:45:39,460 --> 02:45:41,460
it's like it's like I was

4513
02:45:41,460 --> 02:45:43,460
like friends with him and I was kind of like trying to be

4514
02:45:43,460 --> 02:45:45,460
like kind of like guide him be like

4515
02:45:45,460 --> 02:45:47,460
a mentor type thing. And then like

4516
02:45:47,460 --> 02:45:49,460
he just passed away and I'm like I can't

4517
02:45:49,460 --> 02:45:51,460
I can't fucking I can't go to that shit.

4518
02:45:51,460 --> 02:45:53,460
Right. Dude you know

4519
02:45:53,460 --> 02:45:55,460
the thing with the other

4520
02:45:55,460 --> 02:45:57,460
person you're talking about.

4521
02:45:57,460 --> 02:45:59,460
Dude that shit was like I wasn't

4522
02:45:59,460 --> 02:46:01,460
close to him. But just

4523
02:46:01,460 --> 02:46:03,460
from like you know just like our interactions

4524
02:46:03,460 --> 02:46:05,460
like in the times

4525
02:46:05,460 --> 02:46:07,460
that we did talk and stuff. You know what I mean?

4526
02:46:07,460 --> 02:46:09,460
It's like dude that sucked.

4527
02:46:09,460 --> 02:46:11,460
And I had to literally just turn a

4528
02:46:11,460 --> 02:46:13,460
switch off and stop thinking about it.

4529
02:46:13,460 --> 02:46:15,460
Because it's like

4530
02:46:15,460 --> 02:46:17,460
it's like it just

4531
02:46:17,460 --> 02:46:19,460
fucking sucks. Like you keep thinking

4532
02:46:19,460 --> 02:46:21,460
about it fucking sucks. You're like oh my god

4533
02:46:21,460 --> 02:46:23,460
I was like watching his like videos

4534
02:46:23,460 --> 02:46:25,460
and music he was making and stuff.

4535
02:46:25,460 --> 02:46:27,460
I'm like I just I actually need to just

4536
02:46:27,460 --> 02:46:29,460
ignore this. Yeah.

4537
02:46:29,460 --> 02:46:31,460
Otherwise it's just like

4538
02:46:31,460 --> 02:46:33,460
even though I like wasn't tight with him at all.

4539
02:46:33,460 --> 02:46:35,460
You know what I mean? No because he was

4540
02:46:35,460 --> 02:46:37,460
he was my regular partner for six months.

4541
02:46:37,460 --> 02:46:39,460
Was he really? Yeah. No shit. So like

4542
02:46:39,460 --> 02:46:41,460
it was like it was rough. I mean like we talked

4543
02:46:41,460 --> 02:46:43,460
and stuff but like we didn't talk like like back

4544
02:46:43,460 --> 02:46:45,460
and forth like we did like when we were regular partners

4545
02:46:45,460 --> 02:46:47,460
for like fucking like a year and a half.

4546
02:46:47,460 --> 02:46:49,460
But like I still have my last

4547
02:46:49,460 --> 02:46:51,460
text messages with him and stuff that I like

4548
02:46:51,460 --> 02:46:53,460
you know the thing where like you have like a dead

4549
02:46:53,460 --> 02:46:55,460
person like your contacts and like your messages

4550
02:46:55,460 --> 02:46:57,460
that you're like I just can't

4551
02:46:57,460 --> 02:46:59,460
delete these type thing.

4552
02:46:59,460 --> 02:47:01,460
Like I still have like his

4553
02:47:01,460 --> 02:47:03,460
number saved in my phone.

4554
02:47:03,460 --> 02:47:05,460
And like it's not like when you're going through and like deleting

4555
02:47:05,460 --> 02:47:07,460
the contacts it's like oh I don't fucking talk to this person

4556
02:47:07,460 --> 02:47:09,460
anymore. You get to him and you get to

4557
02:47:09,460 --> 02:47:11,460
the person that has to wait here it's like

4558
02:47:11,460 --> 02:47:13,460
yeah

4559
02:47:13,460 --> 02:47:15,460
I don't want to delete that number. It's like even

4560
02:47:15,460 --> 02:47:17,460
though I'll never get an answer from it ever again

4561
02:47:17,460 --> 02:47:19,460
type thing. It's just like I don't I don't want

4562
02:47:19,460 --> 02:47:21,460
to delete it. Yeah like

4563
02:47:21,460 --> 02:47:23,460
the last dude he would have loved to have

4564
02:47:23,460 --> 02:47:25,460
been on this podcast. Oh dude he would have been

4565
02:47:25,460 --> 02:47:27,460
fucking sick on this podcast. The last thing

4566
02:47:27,460 --> 02:47:29,460
the last thing he

4567
02:47:29,460 --> 02:47:31,460
like our interaction last

4568
02:47:31,460 --> 02:47:33,460
interaction we had was on Facebook

4569
02:47:33,460 --> 02:47:35,460
and it was about aliens. And he was

4570
02:47:35,460 --> 02:47:37,460
like basically saying like I think he

4571
02:47:37,460 --> 02:47:39,460
did like an alien emoji and he's like they're real

4572
02:47:39,460 --> 02:47:41,460
dude.

4573
02:47:41,460 --> 02:47:43,460
He would have loved you. I don't know why

4574
02:47:43,460 --> 02:47:45,460
we talked to me and him when we were fucking just

4575
02:47:45,460 --> 02:47:47,460
going through fucking thing we listened to. We listened

4576
02:47:47,460 --> 02:47:49,460
to like similar music to like like

4577
02:47:49,460 --> 02:47:51,460
even like because like I

4578
02:47:51,460 --> 02:47:53,460
did like deep cuts into like

4579
02:47:53,460 --> 02:47:55,460
electronic like dance music and shit.

4580
02:47:55,460 --> 02:47:57,460
And like he's like oh fuck I love this

4581
02:47:57,460 --> 02:47:59,460
man. Like dude me and him would

4582
02:47:59,460 --> 02:48:01,460
like do shit because we look similar.

4583
02:48:01,460 --> 02:48:03,460
Like how we look. We'd pretend that

4584
02:48:03,460 --> 02:48:05,460
we were brothers and like tell the new kids that they

4585
02:48:05,460 --> 02:48:07,460
when they were coming in that we were that we were siblings

4586
02:48:07,460 --> 02:48:09,460
and they're like. Because you used to wear similar glasses.

4587
02:48:09,460 --> 02:48:11,460
We wear similar glasses like similar hairstyle

4588
02:48:11,460 --> 02:48:13,460
and shit. Yeah. So like we'd be like

4589
02:48:13,460 --> 02:48:15,460
oh we're like he's my he's my older

4590
02:48:15,460 --> 02:48:17,460
brother. And then we'd like fuck with people until

4591
02:48:17,460 --> 02:48:19,460
like we're like no we're not actually fucking brothers we just look

4592
02:48:19,460 --> 02:48:21,460
similar. Right. Right. But

4593
02:48:21,460 --> 02:48:23,460
it was that was another

4594
02:48:23,460 --> 02:48:25,460
thing when I saw him in the casket because of

4595
02:48:25,460 --> 02:48:27,460
how similar like we looked when I saw that

4596
02:48:27,460 --> 02:48:29,460
it kind of like was like a spooky like

4597
02:48:29,460 --> 02:48:31,460
it's like this is like the inevitable

4598
02:48:31,460 --> 02:48:33,460
future of everybody. But like

4599
02:48:33,460 --> 02:48:35,460
it was kind of like a like holy shit like

4600
02:48:35,460 --> 02:48:37,460
like you kind of saw

4601
02:48:37,460 --> 02:48:39,460
myself in the coffin type thing.

4602
02:48:39,460 --> 02:48:41,460
And I was like I'm not like it.

4603
02:48:41,460 --> 02:48:43,460
And then like it was like my friend's dead.

4604
02:48:43,460 --> 02:48:45,460
I kind of saw myself in a coffin.

4605
02:48:45,460 --> 02:48:47,460
He's never coming back type thing. And I was just like

4606
02:48:47,460 --> 02:48:49,460
don't do it. Yeah.

4607
02:48:49,460 --> 02:48:51,460
It's like too real. Yeah.

4608
02:48:51,460 --> 02:48:53,460
Too fucking real. But. Well.

4609
02:48:53,460 --> 02:48:55,460
On a positive

4610
02:48:55,460 --> 02:48:57,460
note what do we got on a positive note?

4611
02:48:57,460 --> 02:48:59,460
I don't know what do you have on a positive note?

4612
02:48:59,460 --> 02:49:01,460
We have to switch the subject

4613
02:49:01,460 --> 02:49:03,460
before we end this podcast.

4614
02:49:03,460 --> 02:49:05,460
Yeah.

4615
02:49:05,460 --> 02:49:07,460
The tropics are nice. I never got to see

4616
02:49:07,460 --> 02:49:09,460
the water and stuff. I talked about Cosmo

4617
02:49:09,460 --> 02:49:11,460
a little bit. But yeah like

4618
02:49:11,460 --> 02:49:13,460
I would love to live in the Cayman Islands.

4619
02:49:13,460 --> 02:49:15,460
Like it's beautiful.

4620
02:49:15,460 --> 02:49:17,460
There's no taxes.

4621
02:49:17,460 --> 02:49:19,460
Also there's zero homeless people.

4622
02:49:19,460 --> 02:49:21,460
There's a zero percent homeless

4623
02:49:21,460 --> 02:49:23,460
people right there. But you know why?

4624
02:49:23,460 --> 02:49:25,460
They arrest

4625
02:49:25,460 --> 02:49:27,460
everybody for vagrancy if you're homeless.

4626
02:49:27,460 --> 02:49:29,460
That's how it should be.

4627
02:49:29,460 --> 02:49:31,460
I got to tell Tyler about something. I mentioned

4628
02:49:31,460 --> 02:49:33,460
last episode. So

4629
02:49:33,460 --> 02:49:35,460
would you investigate the

4630
02:49:35,460 --> 02:49:37,460
Condor House? Absolutely.

4631
02:49:37,460 --> 02:49:39,460
So they have a content

4632
02:49:39,460 --> 02:49:41,460
creators. You can go in

4633
02:49:41,460 --> 02:49:43,460
for like overnight.

4634
02:49:43,460 --> 02:49:45,460
Like 12 hours. You get like free access

4635
02:49:45,460 --> 02:49:47,460
to the whole building overnight. It's like

4636
02:49:47,460 --> 02:49:49,460
$960 for content creators.

4637
02:49:49,460 --> 02:49:51,460
How much is that for each of us? Like $250?

4638
02:49:51,460 --> 02:49:53,460
I'm not going.

4639
02:49:53,460 --> 02:49:55,460
I'm not going.

4640
02:49:55,460 --> 02:49:57,460
But if we get like six of us we can like

4641
02:49:57,460 --> 02:49:59,460
lock down overnight. Jeff's got

4642
02:49:59,460 --> 02:50:01,460
a story about just me and a horror movie.

4643
02:50:01,460 --> 02:50:03,460
He was

4644
02:50:03,460 --> 02:50:05,460
telling me. He's like oh yeah I want to tell that

4645
02:50:05,460 --> 02:50:07,460
time you walked out of a horror movie

4646
02:50:07,460 --> 02:50:09,460
when we were with these two girls.

4647
02:50:09,460 --> 02:50:11,460
You walked out of a horror movie?

4648
02:50:11,460 --> 02:50:13,460
Dude I'm like I don't want you part of this.

4649
02:50:13,460 --> 02:50:15,460
It was like I forget which one.

4650
02:50:15,460 --> 02:50:17,460
I'll let him tell the story.

4651
02:50:17,460 --> 02:50:19,460
But no fuck no I'm not going

4652
02:50:19,460 --> 02:50:21,460
to the fucking condor.

4653
02:50:21,460 --> 02:50:23,460
I'm not bringing that shit

4654
02:50:23,460 --> 02:50:25,460
home.

4655
02:50:25,460 --> 02:50:27,460
You can camp out in one of the

4656
02:50:27,460 --> 02:50:29,460
tents they have outside for like $300

4657
02:50:29,460 --> 02:50:31,460
a night. What if I just stay in the

4658
02:50:31,460 --> 02:50:33,460
house? I just investigate all night.

4659
02:50:33,460 --> 02:50:35,460
I don't know if you have access to the house while

4660
02:50:35,460 --> 02:50:37,460
you're doing the camping thing.

4661
02:50:37,460 --> 02:50:39,460
No no like what if I don't want to

4662
02:50:39,460 --> 02:50:41,460
go camping? What if I want to just stay up all night

4663
02:50:41,460 --> 02:50:43,460
and just do that? Oh yeah you can do that.

4664
02:50:43,460 --> 02:50:45,460
That's like the content creator

4665
02:50:45,460 --> 02:50:47,460
thing that they have. I wouldn't want to fucking

4666
02:50:47,460 --> 02:50:49,460
stay there. I'd stay in like a fucking hotel. But like

4667
02:50:49,460 --> 02:50:51,460
I do like a fuck. Wait wait. You don't have to sleep

4668
02:50:51,460 --> 02:50:53,460
there. You just investigate.

4669
02:50:53,460 --> 02:50:55,460
Where is it? Rhode Island.

4670
02:50:55,460 --> 02:50:57,460
On the border of Massachusetts.

4671
02:50:57,460 --> 02:50:59,460
Okay. I mean like we could get like a

4672
02:50:59,460 --> 02:51:01,460
fucking like Hilton Inn. It's like

4673
02:51:01,460 --> 02:51:03,460
what? It's two hours ten

4674
02:51:03,460 --> 02:51:05,460
minutes away. Yeah we could do like

4675
02:51:05,460 --> 02:51:07,460
we could get like the hotel for like a night

4676
02:51:07,460 --> 02:51:09,460
and then we could investigate

4677
02:51:09,460 --> 02:51:11,460
or actually fuck. It's not even far away.

4678
02:51:11,460 --> 02:51:13,460
It's not even far away. We could do two hours. We could literally

4679
02:51:13,460 --> 02:51:15,460
fucking do the 12 hour investigation the entire

4680
02:51:15,460 --> 02:51:17,460
night and then just fucking drive home. Yeah

4681
02:51:17,460 --> 02:51:19,460
I mean I wouldn't have a problem since I like stay

4682
02:51:19,460 --> 02:51:21,460
up all night. Oh yeah like I

4683
02:51:21,460 --> 02:51:23,460
like fucking this is like just normal hours

4684
02:51:23,460 --> 02:51:25,460
for me. Like if we got there like

4685
02:51:25,460 --> 02:51:27,460
fucking like 6 p.m.

4686
02:51:27,460 --> 02:51:29,460
and stay until or fuck like

4687
02:51:29,460 --> 02:51:31,460
probably like 8 p.m. and

4688
02:51:31,460 --> 02:51:33,460
stay until 8 a.m. like

4689
02:51:33,460 --> 02:51:35,460
that'd be like that'd be pretty fucking

4690
02:51:35,460 --> 02:51:37,460
rapidly. And then we'd have

4691
02:51:37,460 --> 02:51:39,460
actually have like an episode to be

4692
02:51:39,460 --> 02:51:41,460
like an Untitled Podcast

4693
02:51:41,460 --> 02:51:43,460
Ghost House. Like when we sign

4694
02:51:43,460 --> 02:51:45,460
up for it we would have we put like

4695
02:51:45,460 --> 02:51:47,460
Untitled Podcasts in it.

4696
02:51:47,460 --> 02:51:49,460
I'll drop you guys off and go stay in the hotel.

4697
02:51:49,460 --> 02:51:51,460
You'll stay in the hotel? Yeah.

4698
02:51:51,460 --> 02:51:53,460
Bro I want to see some actual like I believe in

4699
02:51:53,460 --> 02:51:55,460
ghosts and shit but I want to see some actual

4700
02:51:55,460 --> 02:51:57,460
like shit. So I know you would go. I would go.

4701
02:51:57,460 --> 02:51:59,460
Ali Mac would go come on bro.

4702
02:51:59,460 --> 02:52:01,460
Bro you think it's

4703
02:52:01,460 --> 02:52:03,460
real? Oh absolutely. Alright if you think it's

4704
02:52:03,460 --> 02:52:05,460
real then I'm not going. It's absolutely

4705
02:52:05,460 --> 02:52:07,460
real. Okay then I'll stay at the hotel.

4706
02:52:07,460 --> 02:52:09,460
Okay. You don't

4707
02:52:09,460 --> 02:52:11,460
want to fucking do it? You don't want to do

4708
02:52:11,460 --> 02:52:13,460
the carl and shit? I'm not fucking trying to poke the bear.

4709
02:52:13,460 --> 02:52:15,460
Dude we could get the fucking spirit

4710
02:52:15,460 --> 02:52:17,460
box out. I got the fucking EMF

4711
02:52:17,460 --> 02:52:19,460
readers. We got Polaroid cameras. We'll get the night

4712
02:52:19,460 --> 02:52:21,460
vision going. Right and what if it's like

4713
02:52:21,460 --> 02:52:23,460
I'll be inside your head forever.

4714
02:52:23,460 --> 02:52:25,460
I'd be like

4715
02:52:25,460 --> 02:52:27,460
I'd like to see you try.

4716
02:52:27,460 --> 02:52:29,460
I'm coming home

4717
02:52:29,460 --> 02:52:31,460
with you. I'd be like go ahead.

4718
02:52:31,460 --> 02:52:33,460
Coming. Home.

4719
02:52:33,460 --> 02:52:35,460
Tyler. That's all it says.

4720
02:52:35,460 --> 02:52:37,460
I'd be like I'll fucking throw down

4721
02:52:37,460 --> 02:52:39,460
with you bro. Coming. Shhh

4722
02:52:39,460 --> 02:52:41,460
home. Shhh. Tyler.

4723
02:52:41,460 --> 02:52:43,460
Bro I think there's no

4724
02:52:43,460 --> 02:52:45,460
coming in you Tyler.

4725
02:52:45,460 --> 02:52:47,460
There's another side out there and we gotta get

4726
02:52:47,460 --> 02:52:49,460
to the bottom of it. We gotta see what's

4727
02:52:49,460 --> 02:52:51,460
out there. So if like all of us just

4728
02:52:51,460 --> 02:52:53,460
threw in like 250 bucks like

4729
02:52:53,460 --> 02:52:55,460
would be fine. I'd absolutely

4730
02:52:55,460 --> 02:52:57,460
go. I don't know it's like the

4731
02:52:57,460 --> 02:52:59,460
type of ghosts like

4732
02:52:59,460 --> 02:53:01,460
dude I actually haven't seen the

4733
02:53:01,460 --> 02:53:03,460
chondrain so I don't even know what the fucking type ghosts are.

4734
02:53:03,460 --> 02:53:05,460
I don't mind like outside ghosts. It's fucking spooky.

4735
02:53:05,460 --> 02:53:07,460
I'm down to like

4736
02:53:07,460 --> 02:53:09,460
explore outside ghosts but inside

4737
02:53:09,460 --> 02:53:11,460
ghosts I'm not.

4738
02:53:11,460 --> 02:53:13,460
Because they're fucking

4739
02:53:13,460 --> 02:53:15,460
once they're inside.

4740
02:53:15,460 --> 02:53:17,460
The reason why we didn't do the

4741
02:53:17,460 --> 02:53:19,460
Silver Bay one this year is because I wasn't able to get up there

4742
02:53:19,460 --> 02:53:21,460
because fucking I was busy or something.

4743
02:53:21,460 --> 02:53:23,460
But like I gotta get up there and

4744
02:53:23,460 --> 02:53:25,460
talk to them because literally all I gotta

4745
02:53:25,460 --> 02:53:27,460
do is talk to them because I'm an annual member

4746
02:53:27,460 --> 02:53:29,460
and there's only like seven of them. I'll go talk to them.

4747
02:53:29,460 --> 02:53:31,460
So I'll go talk to them.

4748
02:53:31,460 --> 02:53:33,460
Jeff wanted to come to Silver Bay.

4749
02:53:33,460 --> 02:53:35,460
The chondrain house has like

4750
02:53:35,460 --> 02:53:37,460
they say it's like. We're only allowed two cars

4751
02:53:37,460 --> 02:53:39,460
though. Two cars full of people.

4752
02:53:39,460 --> 02:53:41,460
So I mean

4753
02:53:41,460 --> 02:53:43,460
yeah me, Casey, Ali Mack

4754
02:53:43,460 --> 02:53:45,460
that would be we got two more seats in

4755
02:53:45,460 --> 02:53:47,460
my car and then we'd have

4756
02:53:47,460 --> 02:53:49,460
another car filled like so you'd have

4757
02:53:49,460 --> 02:53:51,460
The chondrain house has like activity

4758
02:53:51,460 --> 02:53:53,460
like every night.

4759
02:53:53,460 --> 02:53:55,460
Like it's like one of the most like

4760
02:53:55,460 --> 02:53:57,460
I'd also want to like try

4761
02:53:57,460 --> 02:53:59,460
to like debunk it. Maybe they're just trying to like

4762
02:53:59,460 --> 02:54:01,460
actually like make it seem like more

4763
02:54:01,460 --> 02:54:03,460
crazy than it actually is. I mean I've seen

4764
02:54:03,460 --> 02:54:05,460
like documentaries and like people investigating

4765
02:54:05,460 --> 02:54:07,460
on YouTube the chondrain house

4766
02:54:07,460 --> 02:54:09,460
and there's like actually shit

4767
02:54:09,460 --> 02:54:11,460
that happens. That'd be cool. Like

4768
02:54:11,460 --> 02:54:13,460
I'd want that to happen. I'd want shit

4769
02:54:13,460 --> 02:54:15,460
to happen. That's why. Like that one where they were

4770
02:54:15,460 --> 02:54:17,460
they were doing this thing

4771
02:54:17,460 --> 02:54:19,460
where they had a medium there

4772
02:54:19,460 --> 02:54:21,460
and they were going through the alphabet

4773
02:54:21,460 --> 02:54:23,460
and every time like the ghosts wanted

4774
02:54:23,460 --> 02:54:25,460
to say something they would go through

4775
02:54:25,460 --> 02:54:27,460
the alphabet and like the ghosts would like

4776
02:54:27,460 --> 02:54:29,460
make a bang on the wall. Oh that's kind of cool.

4777
02:54:29,460 --> 02:54:31,460
And they'd spell something out with it.

4778
02:54:31,460 --> 02:54:33,460
That's kind of cool. Yeah. Jesus.

4779
02:54:33,460 --> 02:54:35,460
You know what I'd want to really investigate is

4780
02:54:35,460 --> 02:54:37,460
Eastern State Penitentiary.

4781
02:54:37,460 --> 02:54:39,460
Where's that? Philadelphia.

4782
02:54:39,460 --> 02:54:41,460
You can actually do like a similar thing with that but you get

4783
02:54:41,460 --> 02:54:43,460
three reign of the entire fucking prison.

4784
02:54:43,460 --> 02:54:45,460
Damn.

4785
02:54:45,460 --> 02:54:47,460
It's an abandoned prison that you get for the entire

4786
02:54:47,460 --> 02:54:49,460
fucking night.

4787
02:54:49,460 --> 02:54:51,460
Man.

4788
02:54:51,460 --> 02:54:53,460
I don't know man.

4789
02:54:53,460 --> 02:54:55,460
I'm good on that.

4790
02:54:55,460 --> 02:54:57,460
I'm just like good at like

4791
02:54:57,460 --> 02:54:59,460
staying overnight.

4792
02:54:59,460 --> 02:55:01,460
That's what I'm not about.

4793
02:55:01,460 --> 02:55:03,460
I'll go check them out like outside

4794
02:55:03,460 --> 02:55:05,460
ghosts and cemeteries and shit.

4795
02:55:05,460 --> 02:55:07,460
But like being confined with them.

4796
02:55:07,460 --> 02:55:09,460
You were cool with fucking Pinewoods

4797
02:55:09,460 --> 02:55:11,460
but not fucking going to the Conjuring house?

4798
02:55:11,460 --> 02:55:13,460
No. Yeah it's different.

4799
02:55:13,460 --> 02:55:15,460
No it's not. The outside is so much worse.

4800
02:55:15,460 --> 02:55:17,460
I don't know man.

4801
02:55:17,460 --> 02:55:19,460
Pinewoods is like scary.

4802
02:55:19,460 --> 02:55:21,460
Dude Pinewoods is fucked.

4803
02:55:21,460 --> 02:55:23,460
We just sat at the outside. I wouldn't go to

4804
02:55:23,460 --> 02:55:25,460
Pinewoods. Okay?

4805
02:55:25,460 --> 02:55:27,460
I wouldn't go to Pinewoods. But you want to go

4806
02:55:27,460 --> 02:55:29,460
into a house where a bunch of people were murdered.

4807
02:55:29,460 --> 02:55:31,460
I don't care. Like the

4808
02:55:31,460 --> 02:55:33,460
shit in Pinewoods is stuff that you don't fuck

4809
02:55:33,460 --> 02:55:35,460
with. The shit

4810
02:55:35,460 --> 02:55:37,460
like in a Conjuring house is fucking

4811
02:55:37,460 --> 02:55:39,460
The thing in the

4812
02:55:39,460 --> 02:55:41,460
Conjuring house is back in like the 1700s

4813
02:55:41,460 --> 02:55:43,460
they had like a witch that like

4814
02:55:43,460 --> 02:55:45,460
stole a baby from the people that

4815
02:55:45,460 --> 02:55:47,460
lived in the house and like stabbed it in

4816
02:55:47,460 --> 02:55:49,460
the heart or something. Jesus Christ.

4817
02:55:49,460 --> 02:55:51,460
Bro.

4818
02:55:51,460 --> 02:55:53,460
There's something like

4819
02:55:53,460 --> 02:55:55,460
about like where things die.

4820
02:55:55,460 --> 02:55:57,460
Like really tragic events happen.

4821
02:55:57,460 --> 02:55:59,460
It's like. It makes it rift.

4822
02:55:59,460 --> 02:56:01,460
It makes like a rip open and fucking

4823
02:56:01,460 --> 02:56:03,460
like the. Even animals.

4824
02:56:03,460 --> 02:56:05,460
We'll start with the investigation

4825
02:56:05,460 --> 02:56:07,460
to your house about where the guy died

4826
02:56:07,460 --> 02:56:09,460
right? The guy

4827
02:56:09,460 --> 02:56:11,460
on the motorcycle crash. Oh yeah.

4828
02:56:11,460 --> 02:56:13,460
Yeah we gotta investigate that.

4829
02:56:13,460 --> 02:56:15,460
I gotta see. I gotta fucking

4830
02:56:15,460 --> 02:56:17,460
walk by that on my way into my house.

4831
02:56:17,460 --> 02:56:19,460
I'm gonna fucking sprint

4832
02:56:19,460 --> 02:56:21,460
in. Now I'm gonna fucking slip.

4833
02:56:21,460 --> 02:56:23,460
Break my neck.

4834
02:56:23,460 --> 02:56:25,460
And then we'll hunt you. Jesus

4835
02:56:25,460 --> 02:56:27,460
Christ. I'm gonna tell my girlfriend

4836
02:56:27,460 --> 02:56:29,460
to turn the light on.

4837
02:56:29,460 --> 02:56:31,460
But yeah we could investigate

4838
02:56:31,460 --> 02:56:33,460
that. I told you I found his watch.

4839
02:56:33,460 --> 02:56:35,460
Yeah. Yeah and there's something else

4840
02:56:35,460 --> 02:56:37,460
in the. Where you live right?

4841
02:56:37,460 --> 02:56:39,460
That we had to investigate.

4842
02:56:39,460 --> 02:56:41,460
Oh the steakhouse.

4843
02:56:41,460 --> 02:56:43,460
Oh yeah yeah.

4844
02:56:43,460 --> 02:56:45,460
Well that was right next

4845
02:56:45,460 --> 02:56:47,460
to the place

4846
02:56:47,460 --> 02:56:49,460
you and Casey went and did the

4847
02:56:49,460 --> 02:56:51,460
looking for the cryptid. Oh the Christman

4848
02:56:51,460 --> 02:56:53,460
sensory. Christman's yeah.

4849
02:56:53,460 --> 02:56:55,460
It's right next to that.

4850
02:56:55,460 --> 02:56:57,460
I mean it's like a mile and a half away.

4851
02:56:57,460 --> 02:56:59,460
Yeah that was kind of cool.

4852
02:56:59,460 --> 02:57:01,460
Nothing really happened.

4853
02:57:01,460 --> 02:57:03,460
Well I mean that's

4854
02:57:03,460 --> 02:57:05,460
where the story took place man.

4855
02:57:05,460 --> 02:57:07,460
It didn't really get any spooky vibes off it.

4856
02:57:07,460 --> 02:57:09,460
It was just kind of like oh it was a nice walk

4857
02:57:09,460 --> 02:57:11,460
in the woods. Right. Where

4858
02:57:11,460 --> 02:57:13,460
if you go you know another thousand

4859
02:57:13,460 --> 02:57:15,460
feet a girl was raped

4860
02:57:15,460 --> 02:57:17,460
and dismembered and thrown over the waterfall.

4861
02:57:17,460 --> 02:57:19,460
Really? Yeah oh yeah.

4862
02:57:19,460 --> 02:57:21,460
No like we went to the waterfall.

4863
02:57:21,460 --> 02:57:23,460
We went to the top of the waterfall.

4864
02:57:23,460 --> 02:57:25,460
Yeah I don't know how big was the waterfall.

4865
02:57:25,460 --> 02:57:27,460
It was like a big one at the end right?

4866
02:57:27,460 --> 02:57:29,460
There's a couple. So like

4867
02:57:29,460 --> 02:57:31,460
that keeps going on to my friends.

4868
02:57:31,460 --> 02:57:33,460
50 foot waterfall. That keeps

4869
02:57:33,460 --> 02:57:35,460
going on to my friends property. And it

4870
02:57:35,460 --> 02:57:37,460
goes to like it's like a hundred foot

4871
02:57:37,460 --> 02:57:39,460
waterfall. A hundred foot or more.

4872
02:57:39,460 --> 02:57:41,460
It's huge and

4873
02:57:41,460 --> 02:57:43,460
and they found a girl

4874
02:57:43,460 --> 02:57:45,460
at the bottom dismembered.

4875
02:57:45,460 --> 02:57:47,460
And she had been raped. So like

4876
02:57:47,460 --> 02:57:49,460
fingers cut off. Feet cut off.

4877
02:57:49,460 --> 02:57:51,460
Is she okay?

4878
02:57:51,460 --> 02:57:53,460
She's just dead but yeah.

4879
02:57:53,460 --> 02:57:55,460
Yeah she'll be alright. She'll walk them off.

4880
02:57:55,460 --> 02:57:57,460
Oh wow

4881
02:57:57,460 --> 02:57:59,460
is she okay? So that's like you know

4882
02:57:59,460 --> 02:58:01,460
it seems like fine and not creepy but

4883
02:58:01,460 --> 02:58:03,460
some fucked up shit happened right

4884
02:58:03,460 --> 02:58:05,460
there dude. Somebody knows something about it.

4885
02:58:05,460 --> 02:58:07,460
Yeah I mean um the

4886
02:58:07,460 --> 02:58:09,460
cemetery by my house uh two murders

4887
02:58:09,460 --> 02:58:11,460
took place inside it. In the

4888
02:58:11,460 --> 02:58:13,460
cemetery? In the cemetery because there was a serial killer

4889
02:58:13,460 --> 02:58:15,460
who lived in the cemetery. Like he like

4890
02:58:15,460 --> 02:58:17,460
camped out in the cemetery.

4891
02:58:17,460 --> 02:58:19,460
Yeah he was fucking nuts.

4892
02:58:19,460 --> 02:58:21,460
Like the bodies that were buried like

4893
02:58:21,460 --> 02:58:23,460
finally got like marked graves but like they

4894
02:58:23,460 --> 02:58:25,460
he buried the bodies in the cemetery.

4895
02:58:25,460 --> 02:58:27,460
Which you know if you're a serial killer and you bury

4896
02:58:27,460 --> 02:58:29,460
a body in the cemetery that's actually a

4897
02:58:29,460 --> 02:58:31,460
really smart fucking thing.

4898
02:58:31,460 --> 02:58:33,460
And then just put a fucking gravestone cause then all

4899
02:58:33,460 --> 02:58:35,460
they'd have to do is check the

4900
02:58:35,460 --> 02:58:37,460
the uh the registry but who's

4901
02:58:37,460 --> 02:58:39,460
gonna do that? Yeah. Nobody's gonna fucking

4902
02:58:39,460 --> 02:58:41,460
check the list of graves

4903
02:58:41,460 --> 02:58:43,460
in the cemetery. Yeah but like

4904
02:58:43,460 --> 02:58:45,460
make up a fucking name. Yeah.

4905
02:58:45,460 --> 02:58:47,460
But like if you bury like a fucking person in the

4906
02:58:47,460 --> 02:58:49,460
cemetery like that's the best

4907
02:58:49,460 --> 02:58:51,460
place to bury a body cause there's so many

4908
02:58:51,460 --> 02:58:53,460
of them. Right. That's just genius.

4909
02:58:53,460 --> 02:58:55,460
There's also unmarked graves where

4910
02:58:55,460 --> 02:58:57,460
he fucking buried them too.

4911
02:58:57,460 --> 02:58:59,460
So like if he just buried them there like

4912
02:58:59,460 --> 02:59:01,460
he buried them there the only reason why they

4913
02:59:01,460 --> 02:59:03,460
found them is cause they found them fucking camped out

4914
02:59:03,460 --> 02:59:05,460
in the fucking woods behind the cemetery.

4915
02:59:05,460 --> 02:59:07,460
And they ended up like arresting them

4916
02:59:07,460 --> 02:59:09,460
and then like he thought that he'd get a better sentence if

4917
02:59:09,460 --> 02:59:11,460
he told them where the bodies were. Wow.

4918
02:59:11,460 --> 02:59:13,460
That's fucking

4919
02:59:13,460 --> 02:59:15,460
crazy. And I can show you guys where the bodies were

4920
02:59:15,460 --> 02:59:17,460
buried and where he camped out.

4921
02:59:17,460 --> 02:59:19,460
Jeez. Which cemetery was this?

4922
02:59:19,460 --> 02:59:21,460
Albany Rule over um

4923
02:59:21,460 --> 02:59:23,460
over by uh 377.

4924
02:59:23,460 --> 02:59:25,460
How many people did he kill? Uh

4925
02:59:25,460 --> 02:59:27,460
he killed five. He killed two in the

4926
02:59:27,460 --> 02:59:29,460
cemetery. Damn. Because he's a bank

4927
02:59:29,460 --> 02:59:31,460
robber and then these the his

4928
02:59:31,460 --> 02:59:33,460
partners when he was camped out in the cemetery

4929
02:59:33,460 --> 02:59:35,460
wanted like more money or like a bigger cut

4930
02:59:35,460 --> 02:59:37,460
so he just killed them. Hmm.

4931
02:59:37,460 --> 02:59:39,460
Gary Evans you gotta actually look him up.

4932
02:59:39,460 --> 02:59:41,460
That just sounds like I feel like there's

4933
02:59:41,460 --> 02:59:43,460
the scary serial killers that kill

4934
02:59:43,460 --> 02:59:45,460
just for the thrill of killing. Yeah. And then there's

4935
02:59:45,460 --> 02:59:47,460
people that kill because they just

4936
02:59:47,460 --> 02:59:49,460
like the person's in the way.

4937
02:59:49,460 --> 02:59:51,460
Gary Evans serial killer. Like

4938
02:59:51,460 --> 02:59:53,460
hookers? Right. Yeah.

4939
02:59:53,460 --> 02:59:55,460
He died jumping off the Troy

4940
02:59:55,460 --> 02:59:57,460
Manan's bridge. Oh god.

4941
02:59:57,460 --> 02:59:59,460
Because he was doing a jail transport

4942
02:59:59,460 --> 03:00:01,460
and he didn't realize that the

4943
03:00:01,460 --> 03:00:03,460
and he had a boat set up for him to jump

4944
03:00:03,460 --> 03:00:05,460
off because he was in a

4945
03:00:05,460 --> 03:00:07,460
jail transport and he fucking swallowed a key.

4946
03:00:07,460 --> 03:00:09,460
So he fucking

4947
03:00:09,460 --> 03:00:11,460
spit out the key, opened up the back

4948
03:00:11,460 --> 03:00:13,460
door of the fucking of the

4949
03:00:13,460 --> 03:00:15,460
jail transport and then he

4950
03:00:15,460 --> 03:00:17,460
thought that there's gonna be a boat

4951
03:00:17,460 --> 03:00:19,460
at the bottom of it. And when he jumped

4952
03:00:19,460 --> 03:00:21,460
off he didn't realize that the Hudson River had tides

4953
03:00:21,460 --> 03:00:23,460
because he wasn't from around here.

4954
03:00:23,460 --> 03:00:25,460
And died on the rocks over by the

4955
03:00:25,460 --> 03:00:27,460
Troy Manan's bridge. Oh shit.

4956
03:00:27,460 --> 03:00:29,460
So tides? Like

4957
03:00:29,460 --> 03:00:31,460
it swept him into the rocks? No, no, no.

4958
03:00:31,460 --> 03:00:33,460
The tides like because it went down.

4959
03:00:33,460 --> 03:00:35,460
Oh. So he landed on rocks.

4960
03:00:35,460 --> 03:00:37,460
That's what he looks like.

4961
03:00:37,460 --> 03:00:39,460
Oh my god. Creepy

4962
03:00:39,460 --> 03:00:41,460
like a motherfucker. Yeah.

4963
03:00:41,460 --> 03:00:43,460
Yeah, he killed.

4964
03:00:43,460 --> 03:00:45,460
Looks like the guy from GTA.

4965
03:00:45,460 --> 03:00:47,460
Trevor. Gary Charles Evans was an

4966
03:00:47,460 --> 03:00:49,460
American thief and confessed serial killer

4967
03:00:49,460 --> 03:00:51,460
in the capital district of New York.

4968
03:00:51,460 --> 03:00:53,460
His penchant for stealing antiques and multiple

4969
03:00:53,460 --> 03:00:55,460
escapes from custody, including one that ended in

4970
03:00:55,460 --> 03:00:57,460
his death, made headlines in the news in the

4971
03:00:57,460 --> 03:00:59,460
area on numerous occasions.

4972
03:00:59,460 --> 03:01:01,460
When was that?

4973
03:01:01,460 --> 03:01:03,460
He

4974
03:01:03,460 --> 03:01:05,460
was active in the 80s and 90s.

4975
03:01:05,460 --> 03:01:07,460
He was born 1954 in Troy, New York.

4976
03:01:07,460 --> 03:01:09,460
And died on the Troy Manan's

4977
03:01:09,460 --> 03:01:11,460
bridge in August 14th, 1998.

4978
03:01:11,460 --> 03:01:13,460
Wow.

4979
03:01:13,460 --> 03:01:15,460
Oh, so I see what you're saying.

4980
03:01:15,460 --> 03:01:17,460
So the tide went out or whatever. Yeah.

4981
03:01:17,460 --> 03:01:19,460
The water lowered. The water lowered and he

4982
03:01:19,460 --> 03:01:21,460
wasn't able to live from the fall.

4983
03:01:21,460 --> 03:01:23,460
Wow. Cause he's going to jump into the river.

4984
03:01:23,460 --> 03:01:25,460
Good.

4985
03:01:25,460 --> 03:01:27,460
Yeah, Gary Evans, serial killer.

4986
03:01:27,460 --> 03:01:29,460
Fucking dirtbag.

4987
03:01:29,460 --> 03:01:31,460
Pays penchant for stealing antiques.

4988
03:01:31,460 --> 03:01:33,460
Victims, five.

4989
03:01:33,460 --> 03:01:35,460
Case of death, suicide

4990
03:01:35,460 --> 03:01:37,460
by jumping, accidental suicide by jumping.

4991
03:01:37,460 --> 03:01:39,460
Span of crimes,

4992
03:01:39,460 --> 03:01:41,460
1985 to October, 1987.

4993
03:01:41,460 --> 03:01:43,460
Or 1997.

4994
03:01:43,460 --> 03:01:45,460
Criminal activities.

4995
03:01:45,460 --> 03:01:47,460
He was arrested for trespassing

4996
03:01:47,460 --> 03:01:49,460
and stealing property in Lake

4997
03:01:49,460 --> 03:01:51,460
Placid in 77.

4998
03:01:51,460 --> 03:01:53,460
He was transferred to Great Meadows

4999
03:01:53,460 --> 03:01:55,460
Correctional Facility,

5000
03:01:55,460 --> 03:01:57,460
where he was paroled in 1980.

5001
03:01:57,460 --> 03:01:59,460
Then returned to his shared

5002
03:01:59,460 --> 03:02:01,460
apartment in Troy and soon together with

5003
03:02:01,460 --> 03:02:03,460
his accomplices, he began robbing

5004
03:02:03,460 --> 03:02:05,460
and thefts.

5005
03:02:05,460 --> 03:02:07,460
Evans was arrested

5006
03:02:07,460 --> 03:02:09,460
for thief and imprisoned

5007
03:02:09,460 --> 03:02:11,460
in the old Rentschler County Jail.

5008
03:02:11,460 --> 03:02:13,460
With the help of several

5009
03:02:13,460 --> 03:02:15,460
Hells Angels members, he managed

5010
03:02:15,460 --> 03:02:17,460
to escape. Just five hours later,

5011
03:02:17,460 --> 03:02:19,460
he was recaptured in September

5012
03:02:19,460 --> 03:02:21,460
of 1981.

5013
03:02:21,460 --> 03:02:23,460
Following a brawl

5014
03:02:23,460 --> 03:02:25,460
between inmates in 1982, Evans

5015
03:02:25,460 --> 03:02:27,460
was transferred to Attica Correctional Facility,

5016
03:02:27,460 --> 03:02:29,460
where he remained until his release of December

5017
03:02:29,460 --> 03:02:31,460
29, 1982.

5018
03:02:31,460 --> 03:02:33,460
After which, he moved to Florida

5019
03:02:33,460 --> 03:02:35,460
for several months. Then he returned to New York

5020
03:02:35,460 --> 03:02:37,460
State in May of

5021
03:02:37,460 --> 03:02:39,460
83. He was arrested for burglary

5022
03:02:39,460 --> 03:02:41,460
and trespassing in Saratoga County

5023
03:02:41,460 --> 03:02:43,460
and briefly housed in a county jail.

5024
03:02:43,460 --> 03:02:45,460
Through the rest of this year,

5025
03:02:45,460 --> 03:02:47,460
he was repeatedly transferred to various prisons.

5026
03:02:47,460 --> 03:02:49,460
He never made it to trial.

5027
03:02:49,460 --> 03:02:51,460
He escaped again.

5028
03:02:51,460 --> 03:02:53,460
Falco robbed

5029
03:02:53,460 --> 03:02:55,460
an antiques collector's apartment in East

5030
03:02:55,460 --> 03:02:57,460
Greenbush, profiting around $15,000.

5031
03:02:57,460 --> 03:02:59,460
In April

5032
03:02:59,460 --> 03:03:01,460
of 1985,

5033
03:03:01,460 --> 03:03:03,460
he stole the car of two drug traffickers

5034
03:03:03,460 --> 03:03:05,460
and sold it for $12,000.

5035
03:03:05,460 --> 03:03:07,460
He

5036
03:03:07,460 --> 03:03:09,460
was arrested in Cahos. Evans accepted

5037
03:03:09,460 --> 03:03:11,460
a plea deal with prosecutors,

5038
03:03:11,460 --> 03:03:13,460
eliminating his jail time. He

5039
03:03:13,460 --> 03:03:15,460
was released on probation.

5040
03:03:15,460 --> 03:03:17,460
In the last days of July, Evans built

5041
03:03:17,460 --> 03:03:19,460
an improvised silencer for his pistol, and then

5042
03:03:19,460 --> 03:03:21,460
he used to kill his accomplice, Michael Falco,

5043
03:03:21,460 --> 03:03:23,460
in their shared apartment in Troy, dismembering

5044
03:03:23,460 --> 03:03:25,460
the body with a chainsaw.

5045
03:03:25,460 --> 03:03:27,460
He then called Reisendorf

5046
03:03:27,460 --> 03:03:29,460
to help him get rid of the body, which he later

5047
03:03:29,460 --> 03:03:31,460
agreed, stuffing it into a sleeping bag

5048
03:03:31,460 --> 03:03:33,460
and driving it to his sister's home

5049
03:03:33,460 --> 03:03:35,460
in Florida, where they buried it

5050
03:03:35,460 --> 03:03:37,460
in the backyard. The motive of the murder

5051
03:03:37,460 --> 03:03:39,460
was for revenge. He told that

5052
03:03:39,460 --> 03:03:41,460
he's been profiting off their loot and

5053
03:03:41,460 --> 03:03:43,460
selling it for themselves.

5054
03:03:43,460 --> 03:03:45,460
The two criminals remained in their

5055
03:03:45,460 --> 03:03:47,460
Lake Codworth house

5056
03:03:47,460 --> 03:03:49,460
for six weeks before returning

5057
03:03:49,460 --> 03:03:51,460
to New York. Evans was

5058
03:03:51,460 --> 03:03:53,460
again arrested for violating parole and

5059
03:03:53,460 --> 03:03:55,460
sentenced to four years in the imprisoned

5060
03:03:55,460 --> 03:03:57,460
Sing Sing.

5061
03:03:57,460 --> 03:03:59,460
While in prison, Evans became friends with the infamous

5062
03:03:59,460 --> 03:04:01,460
serial killer, David Berkowitz,

5063
03:04:01,460 --> 03:04:03,460
over the times, and their

5064
03:04:03,460 --> 03:04:05,460
mutual interest in bodyguards.

5065
03:04:05,460 --> 03:04:07,460
That's the son of Sam killer. It is the son of Sam.

5066
03:04:07,460 --> 03:04:09,460
He was at

5067
03:04:09,460 --> 03:04:11,460
the hospital you work at

5068
03:04:11,460 --> 03:04:13,460
for a while, yeah, a few years

5069
03:04:13,460 --> 03:04:15,460
ago. He was placed in solitary confinement

5070
03:04:15,460 --> 03:04:17,460
for killing a

5071
03:04:17,460 --> 03:04:19,460
prison, or getting into a fight with another prisoner

5072
03:04:19,460 --> 03:04:21,460
for child molestation.

5073
03:04:21,460 --> 03:04:23,460
He befriended

5074
03:04:23,460 --> 03:04:25,460
another prisoner in

5075
03:04:25,460 --> 03:04:27,460
1988.

5076
03:04:27,460 --> 03:04:29,460
Evans and Cuomo pulled off

5077
03:04:29,460 --> 03:04:31,460
many successful thefts and robberies,

5078
03:04:31,460 --> 03:04:33,460
honing their skills in the process.

5079
03:04:33,460 --> 03:04:35,460
The pair were arrested in 1989

5080
03:04:35,460 --> 03:04:37,460
while police, with police

5081
03:04:37,460 --> 03:04:39,460
finding ski masks, gungun, radio

5082
03:04:39,460 --> 03:04:41,460
scanners, and ropes in the back of their car.

5083
03:04:41,460 --> 03:04:43,460
Due to lack of significant evidence,

5084
03:04:43,460 --> 03:04:45,460
they were both released.

5085
03:04:45,460 --> 03:04:47,460
While robbing a store in Watertown,

5086
03:04:47,460 --> 03:04:49,460
New York, Evans shot and killed 63-year-old

5087
03:04:49,460 --> 03:04:51,460
secondhand shop owner Douglas Barry

5088
03:04:51,460 --> 03:04:53,460
before he and Cuomo stole the items

5089
03:04:53,460 --> 03:04:55,460
worth $15,000.

5090
03:04:55,460 --> 03:04:57,460
He left the investigation

5091
03:04:57,460 --> 03:04:59,460
without any possible leads.

5092
03:04:59,460 --> 03:05:01,460
On December 29, fearing that Cuomo,

5093
03:05:01,460 --> 03:05:03,460
who may have began to experience

5094
03:05:03,460 --> 03:05:05,460
depressive episodes,

5095
03:05:05,460 --> 03:05:07,460
might snitch on him,

5096
03:05:07,460 --> 03:05:09,460
Evans shot and killed him,

5097
03:05:09,460 --> 03:05:11,460
and then he moved back to Florida

5098
03:05:11,460 --> 03:05:13,460
before moving to California for three years.

5099
03:05:13,460 --> 03:05:15,460
Evans was then arrested

5100
03:05:15,460 --> 03:05:17,460
for threatening a woman and her husband

5101
03:05:17,460 --> 03:05:19,460
who refused to have sex with him.

5102
03:05:21,460 --> 03:05:23,460
In October 1991,

5103
03:05:23,460 --> 03:05:25,460
Evans killed a 36-year-old

5104
03:05:25,460 --> 03:05:27,460
secondhand shop owner

5105
03:05:27,460 --> 03:05:29,460
and then stole $60,000 worth of goods.

5106
03:05:29,460 --> 03:05:31,460
He then decided to get rid of the murder weapon,

5107
03:05:31,460 --> 03:05:33,460
which he buried in Albany Rule Cemetery in Mananze,

5108
03:05:33,460 --> 03:05:35,460
where he also dismantled

5109
03:05:35,460 --> 03:05:37,460
a 500-kilogram marble tombstone,

5110
03:05:37,460 --> 03:05:39,460
which he successfully stole

5111
03:05:39,460 --> 03:05:41,460
after the murder of

5112
03:05:41,460 --> 03:05:43,460
the secondhand shop owner.

5113
03:05:43,460 --> 03:05:45,460
He stole a $50,000

5114
03:05:45,460 --> 03:05:47,460
tombstone.

5115
03:05:47,460 --> 03:05:49,460
Evans decided to quit the criminal career

5116
03:05:49,460 --> 03:05:51,460
and get a job.

5117
03:05:51,460 --> 03:05:53,460
Over the next several years,

5118
03:05:53,460 --> 03:05:55,460
he worked as a laborer

5119
03:05:55,460 --> 03:05:57,460
and only occasionally

5120
03:05:57,460 --> 03:05:59,460
committed petty thefts.

5121
03:05:59,460 --> 03:06:01,460
In January 1994,

5122
03:06:01,460 --> 03:06:03,460
he was arrested for looting and vandalism

5123
03:06:03,460 --> 03:06:05,460
of stealing of the marble tombstone,

5124
03:06:05,460 --> 03:06:07,460
which he was ordered to serve a month

5125
03:06:07,460 --> 03:06:09,460
in Albany County Jail.

5126
03:06:09,460 --> 03:06:11,460
After release, he moved to Vermont,

5127
03:06:11,460 --> 03:06:13,460
where he lived a survivalist lifestyle

5128
03:06:13,460 --> 03:06:15,460
in a tent.

5129
03:06:15,460 --> 03:06:17,460
In 1993, he stole cufflinks that were worth $1,500.

5130
03:06:19,460 --> 03:06:21,460
He went to Woodstock, Vermont.

5131
03:06:21,460 --> 03:06:23,460
He then, over the next few months,

5132
03:06:23,460 --> 03:06:25,460
attempted to find a buyer.

5133
03:06:25,460 --> 03:06:27,460
The police ended up finding him

5134
03:06:27,460 --> 03:06:29,460
and arresting him in 1994.

5135
03:06:29,460 --> 03:06:31,460
Evans was threatened with life of imprisonment,

5136
03:06:31,460 --> 03:06:33,460
but since he revealed where he kept the book

5137
03:06:33,460 --> 03:06:35,460
and returned it intact,

5138
03:06:37,460 --> 03:06:39,460
he was paroled in 1996

5139
03:06:39,460 --> 03:06:41,460
and returned to New York, where he

5140
03:06:41,460 --> 03:06:43,460
and his partner with Tim Reinsford,

5141
03:06:43,460 --> 03:06:45,460
the criminals, rented a storage room

5142
03:06:45,460 --> 03:06:47,460
in Colony, where they'd keep their tools.

5143
03:06:47,460 --> 03:06:49,460
Knowing that

5144
03:06:49,460 --> 03:06:51,460
Reisendorf had been an accomplice of Falco's,

5145
03:06:51,460 --> 03:06:53,460
killing him way back in 1985,

5146
03:06:53,460 --> 03:06:55,460
Evans became paranoid

5147
03:06:55,460 --> 03:06:57,460
that his friends should tell on him.

5148
03:06:57,460 --> 03:06:59,460
So, in October 3, 1997,

5149
03:06:59,460 --> 03:07:01,460
he shot and killed

5150
03:07:01,460 --> 03:07:03,460
Roesendorf, his accomplice.

5151
03:07:03,460 --> 03:07:05,460
In order to get rid of the corpse,

5152
03:07:05,460 --> 03:07:07,460
he dismembered it in the remains of the wooded area

5153
03:07:07,460 --> 03:07:09,460
of Albany Rural Cemetery

5154
03:07:09,460 --> 03:07:11,460
and disposing of the murder weapons.

5155
03:07:11,460 --> 03:07:13,460
Shortly afterwards, he fled to New York.

5156
03:07:13,460 --> 03:07:15,460
After violating his parole,

5157
03:07:15,460 --> 03:07:19,460
he was wanted as a wanted fugitive.

5158
03:07:19,460 --> 03:07:27,460
He was found camping out in the cemetery.

5159
03:07:27,460 --> 03:07:29,460
In May of 1998,

5160
03:07:29,460 --> 03:07:33,460
Evans surrendered herself to the St. John Berries, Vermont,

5161
03:07:33,460 --> 03:07:37,460
police department, confessing that he's murdered several people.

5162
03:07:37,460 --> 03:07:39,460
In a subsequent interrogation,

5163
03:07:39,460 --> 03:07:43,460
claimed that he was prompted to do so out of feelings of guilt.

5164
03:07:43,460 --> 03:07:45,460
He had watched Reisendorf's 9-year-old son

5165
03:07:45,460 --> 03:07:47,460
become aggressive and withdrawn

5166
03:07:47,460 --> 03:07:49,460
since his father's disappearance slash murder.

5167
03:07:49,460 --> 03:07:51,460
On July 24, he described each detail of his killing,

5168
03:07:51,460 --> 03:07:53,460
revealing the burial sites for both

5169
03:07:53,460 --> 03:07:55,460
Falco and Reisendorf,

5170
03:07:55,460 --> 03:08:01,460
whose bodies were found in Albany Rural Cemetery in July.

5171
03:08:01,460 --> 03:08:05,460
In August of 1988-98,

5172
03:08:05,460 --> 03:08:07,460
Evans was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court

5173
03:08:07,460 --> 03:08:09,460
and charged with three murders.

5174
03:08:09,460 --> 03:08:11,460
He was then transferred to Albany County Jail,

5175
03:08:11,460 --> 03:08:13,460
where he was charged with parole violations

5176
03:08:13,460 --> 03:08:15,460
two days before local court.

5177
03:08:15,460 --> 03:08:17,460
Two days later, while en route to Troy

5178
03:08:17,460 --> 03:08:19,460
and passing through the Menanze Bridge,

5179
03:08:19,460 --> 03:08:23,460
Evans, despite being chained and his legs chained,

5180
03:08:23,460 --> 03:08:27,460
was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court.

5181
03:08:27,460 --> 03:08:29,460
He was then charged with two more murders.

5182
03:08:29,460 --> 03:08:31,460
In August of 1998,

5183
03:08:31,460 --> 03:08:33,460
Evans was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court.

5184
03:08:33,460 --> 03:08:35,460
In August of 1994,

5185
03:08:35,460 --> 03:08:37,460
Evans was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court.

5186
03:08:37,460 --> 03:08:46,860
In August of年 We at the conclusively

5187
03:08:46,860 --> 03:08:47,860
coronated by the police

5188
03:08:47,860 --> 03:08:49,860
which caused him fatal head injuries.

5189
03:08:49,860 --> 03:08:50,860
Cool.

5190
03:08:50,860 --> 03:08:51,860
Damn.

5191
03:08:52,860 --> 03:08:57,860
That's crazy. I'm sure there's other serial killers out there right now in the Capitol region.

5192
03:08:58,860 --> 03:08:59,860
Yeah, fucking...

5193
03:08:59,860 --> 03:09:02,860
This guy just looks like a fucking serial killer, man.

5194
03:09:02,860 --> 03:09:05,860
Like, look at this fucking guy. He looks like a serial killer.

5195
03:09:05,860 --> 03:09:09,860
He looks like the stereotypical, like, poster boy for serial killers.

5196
03:09:10,860 --> 03:09:13,860
But yeah, the serial killer Gary Evans, if you want to look into him,

5197
03:09:13,860 --> 03:09:18,860
he lived in the cemetery as a survivalist by my house,

5198
03:09:18,860 --> 03:09:23,860
and my dad and his friends actually saw him in the cemetery when they were ghost hunting once.

5199
03:09:23,860 --> 03:09:24,860
No way.

5200
03:09:24,860 --> 03:09:26,860
He would play his flute at night because he was bored,

5201
03:09:26,860 --> 03:09:28,860
because no one else would be in the fucking cemetery.

5202
03:09:29,860 --> 03:09:33,860
And my dad and his friends just heard a flute that was going on in the cemetery,

5203
03:09:33,860 --> 03:09:34,860
and they're like, what the fuck is that?

5204
03:09:34,860 --> 03:09:37,860
But they didn't think it was a ghost because it was just like a fucking flute.

5205
03:09:37,860 --> 03:09:39,860
It's like, what the fuck was that?

5206
03:09:39,860 --> 03:09:42,860
And then they were like, wait, and then the flute would start playing.

5207
03:09:42,860 --> 03:09:44,860
And then when they started walking out of the cemetery,

5208
03:09:45,860 --> 03:09:48,860
he followed them playing the flute until they got out of the cemetery.

5209
03:09:48,860 --> 03:09:52,860
So a serial killer stalked my dad and his friends until they got out of the cemetery one night.

5210
03:09:52,860 --> 03:09:53,860
What the fuck?

5211
03:09:53,860 --> 03:09:54,860
Yeah.

5212
03:09:55,860 --> 03:09:56,860
Jesus Christ.

5213
03:09:56,860 --> 03:10:02,860
I gotta walk like 200 feet in the dark when I get home.

5214
03:10:03,860 --> 03:10:04,860
God.

5215
03:10:04,860 --> 03:10:06,860
He's a dead serial killer. He's dead.

5216
03:10:06,860 --> 03:10:10,860
Yeah, but I'm gonna hear a fucking flute, or at least think I heard one.

5217
03:10:10,860 --> 03:10:16,860
The only thing that can bother you there is the ghost of that guy that died on the motorcycle.

5218
03:10:16,860 --> 03:10:17,860
I know.

5219
03:10:17,860 --> 03:10:20,860
And I told you how my buddy saw a figure at the end of my driveway.

5220
03:10:20,860 --> 03:10:21,860
Yeah.

5221
03:10:21,860 --> 03:10:22,860
They're sitting out by the fire.

5222
03:10:22,860 --> 03:10:23,860
Yeah.

5223
03:10:23,860 --> 03:10:26,860
And he goes, dude, I don't know if my eyes are playing tricks on me.

5224
03:10:26,860 --> 03:10:29,860
We should have a fire at your house and see if we can see any ghosts sometime.

5225
03:10:29,860 --> 03:10:30,860
Yeah. Yeah.

5226
03:10:30,860 --> 03:10:32,860
I mean, the cross is right there at the fucking end of the driveway.

5227
03:10:32,860 --> 03:10:33,860
Yeah, that's fucking nuts, dude.

5228
03:10:33,860 --> 03:10:35,860
Fucking arm was in my yard.

5229
03:10:36,860 --> 03:10:37,860
Yeah.

5230
03:10:37,860 --> 03:10:38,860
Traumatized the fucking neighbors.

5231
03:10:38,860 --> 03:10:40,860
And he was like, whatever.

5232
03:10:41,860 --> 03:10:42,860
I wasn't home.

5233
03:10:42,860 --> 03:10:43,860
I was at work.

5234
03:10:43,860 --> 03:10:46,860
If you fucking were there, you'd be like, oh, but now they dismembered a guy.

5235
03:10:46,860 --> 03:10:50,860
Dude, I'm so glad I wasn't there because I would have had to fucking do something about it.

5236
03:10:50,860 --> 03:10:53,860
I would have tried to drag him out of the fucking barn.

5237
03:10:53,860 --> 03:10:56,860
You know, while he's on fucking fire.

5238
03:10:56,860 --> 03:10:57,860
Hero shit.

5239
03:10:57,860 --> 03:10:59,860
Yeah, dude, I'm just glad.

5240
03:10:59,860 --> 03:11:02,860
I'm glad I wasn't there because it would have been a fucking shit show.

5241
03:11:02,860 --> 03:11:03,860
So my girlfriend called me.

5242
03:11:03,860 --> 03:11:08,860
She's like, oh, she's like, the barn is on fire.

5243
03:11:08,860 --> 03:11:09,860
What do I do?

5244
03:11:09,860 --> 03:11:15,860
I'm like, well, just like call 911 and stay the fuck out of the way so the fire trucks can pull into the driveway.

5245
03:11:15,860 --> 03:11:23,860
Or I said, call 911 and get the fuck out of there because there's going to be so many fucking fire trucks with Whackers with a giant heart on.

5246
03:11:23,860 --> 03:11:24,860
Let's get the fuck out of there.

5247
03:11:24,860 --> 03:11:26,860
Yeah. You're all volunteer out there, aren't you?

5248
03:11:26,860 --> 03:11:27,860
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

5249
03:11:28,860 --> 03:11:30,860
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.

5250
03:11:30,860 --> 03:11:32,860
Anyway, I think it's time to wrap this bad boy up.

5251
03:11:32,860 --> 03:11:36,860
We got we got lighter note at the end there.

5252
03:11:36,860 --> 03:11:41,860
Yeah, I was next time on the podcast where I will punch Tyler in the face live.

5253
03:11:41,860 --> 03:11:42,860
Sure.

5254
03:11:42,860 --> 03:11:52,860
And send us an email, please, with your your guess at how autistic order them from most autistic to lease out for a nude picture of Dan one through four.

5255
03:11:52,860 --> 03:11:55,860
So you can prove that you're above eighteen years old.

5256
03:11:55,860 --> 03:11:59,860
Dan will send a nude picture of himself, semi nude, semi new, covered,

5257
03:11:59,860 --> 03:12:02,860
so even for a free autograph picture of Dan.

5258
03:12:03,860 --> 03:12:07,860
All right. I got to get home so we don't I don't fall asleep on the way home.

5259
03:12:07,860 --> 03:12:12,860
All right. Like us on Facebook and X, as always, be kind to yourselves and each other.

5260
03:12:12,860 --> 03:12:18,860
We out off for all we know.

5261
03:12:18,860 --> 03:12:21,860
Robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.

5262
03:12:21,860 --> 03:12:22,860
How do you know?

5263
03:12:23,860 --> 03:12:26,860
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

5264
03:12:26,860 --> 03:12:27,860
No.

5265
03:12:28,860 --> 03:12:31,860
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

5266
03:12:31,860 --> 03:12:32,860
Yeah.

5267
03:12:32,860 --> 03:12:33,860
Fuck.

5268
03:12:33,860 --> 03:12:34,860
I see some of that.

5269
03:12:34,860 --> 03:12:38,860
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

5270
03:12:38,860 --> 03:12:39,860
Yes, we are.

5271
03:12:39,860 --> 03:12:42,860
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

5272
03:12:42,860 --> 03:12:45,860
I wonder if you got the extended episode.

5273
03:12:45,860 --> 03:12:47,860
Where the fuck did the fear come from?

5274
03:12:47,860 --> 03:12:49,860
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

5275
03:12:49,860 --> 03:12:52,860
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

5276
03:12:52,860 --> 03:12:56,860
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

5277
03:12:56,860 --> 03:12:58,860
Fuck, that's amazing.

5278
03:12:59,860 --> 03:13:06,860
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

5279
03:13:06,860 --> 03:13:07,860
Oh my god.

5280
03:13:07,860 --> 03:13:11,860
Anthropoclesatron, they have dread and super soldiers.

5281
03:13:11,860 --> 03:13:14,860
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

5282
03:13:16,860 --> 03:13:18,860
I do not acknowledge the alien pair.

5283
03:13:18,860 --> 03:13:19,860
What the fuck?

5284
03:13:19,860 --> 03:13:22,860
I will kill them all.

5285
03:13:22,860 --> 03:13:25,860
Run!

5286
03:13:29,860 --> 03:13:35,860
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

5287
03:13:35,860 --> 03:13:38,860
He got killed by the CIA.

5288
03:13:38,860 --> 03:13:40,860
JFK was killed by the government.

5289
03:13:40,860 --> 03:13:45,860
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

5290
03:13:45,860 --> 03:13:48,860
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.

5291
03:13:48,860 --> 03:13:50,860
Nothing. They're fucking gone.

5292
03:13:50,860 --> 03:13:51,860
I've seen it happen.

5293
03:13:51,860 --> 03:13:56,860
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

5294
03:13:59,860 --> 03:14:04,860
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise.

5295
03:14:04,860 --> 03:14:06,860
And they are going to make them so fucking real.

5296
03:14:06,860 --> 03:14:08,860
They're going to sink money into them.

5297
03:14:08,860 --> 03:14:13,860
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.

5298
03:14:13,860 --> 03:14:19,860
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.

5299
03:14:19,860 --> 03:14:23,860
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

5300
03:14:23,860 --> 03:14:40,860
We're only living in the third dimension.

5301
03:14:53,860 --> 03:15:03,860
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

5302
03:15:03,860 --> 03:15:05,860
I'm not fucking lying.

5303
03:15:05,860 --> 03:15:06,860
It's fucking real.

5304
03:15:06,860 --> 03:15:07,860
Look it up.

5305
03:15:07,860 --> 03:15:10,860
He says that he was doing this shit.

5306
03:15:10,860 --> 03:15:14,860
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

5307
03:15:14,860 --> 03:15:18,860
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

5308
03:15:18,860 --> 03:15:20,860
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

5309
03:15:20,860 --> 03:15:23,860
George Soros is the fucking devil.

5310
03:15:23,860 --> 03:15:24,860
Okay?

5311
03:15:24,860 --> 03:15:26,860
He's not fucking doing this shit.

5312
03:15:26,860 --> 03:15:28,860
George Soros is fucking evil.

5313
03:15:28,860 --> 03:15:30,860
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

5314
03:15:30,860 --> 03:15:32,860
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

5315
03:15:32,860 --> 03:15:34,860
Just don't fucking get it.

5316
03:15:34,860 --> 03:15:36,860
Everybody likes Donald Trump.

5317
03:15:36,860 --> 03:15:38,860
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

5318
03:15:38,860 --> 03:15:39,860
Fuck Trump, right?

5319
03:15:39,860 --> 03:15:40,860
Fuck Trump.

5320
03:15:40,860 --> 03:15:42,860
He's not the actual fucking leader.

5321
03:15:42,860 --> 03:15:45,860
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

5322
03:15:45,860 --> 03:15:46,860
It's everyone out there.

5323
03:15:46,860 --> 03:15:50,860
Everybody says it's George Soros.

5324
03:15:50,860 --> 03:15:52,860
Everybody says it's Elon Musk.

5325
03:15:52,860 --> 03:15:53,860
He's so cool.

5326
03:15:53,860 --> 03:15:55,860
He made a great fucking deal.

5327
03:15:55,860 --> 03:15:57,860
The actual government is trying.

5328
03:15:57,860 --> 03:16:03,860
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are turning the fucking hall upside.

5329
03:16:03,860 --> 03:16:06,860
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.

5330
03:16:06,860 --> 03:16:16,860
He's fucking off.