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What episode is this? Episode 60. 60?
Welcome back. I'm back. Tyler's back. We're here with Dan Tyler. We've got special guest Jeff today.
Good to be here guys. Special guest.
Jeff, why don't you introduce yourself?
Alright, well I'm Jeff. Originally born in Peru, South America.
Moved here when I was 10 years old.
Lived in the upstate area.
Always question my parents, why are we in the upstate area?
Why does anybody come here?
I don't know. Usually it's, you have family right?
And I'm an electrical engineer.
I work for a pharmaceutical company.
Been there for 9 years.
Yeah.
Friend of Dan.
Friend of Dan, that's right.
Got a lot of stories. Good friend.
And also a fan of the podcast. I've heard you listen to every episode.
Which is awesome. What's your favorite segment?
Probably the one about the 9 foot Chinese people.
The Chinese Super Soldiers?
Yeah, yeah that one.
The Super Soldiers.
I'm glad you didn't say Astrophysics with Ali Mack.
We love that.
I fast forwarded it.
You fast forwarded it?
Tyler, you got engaged.
I did.
You went on a cruise.
I did. I got engaged.
I went to different countries for the first time in my entire life.
Where did you go?
That was cool.
I went to Cozumel in Mexico.
I went to the Cayman Islands.
I went to foul mouth Jamaica.
And then I went to like a Disney owned Bahama Island.
How many of those places have you been to?
I was in Cozumel over Christmas breaks.
Cozumel was cool.
You were like just there.
Jeff travels a lot because his schedule.
Well, your wife is a teacher.
Yep, so she has three months off.
And we try to like...
Oh, my fiance is a teacher too.
Oh, is she?
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah, that's a good schedule.
Yeah, so it was nice.
I enjoyed it.
It was the first time I ever seen like tropical shit in my entire life.
That was cool.
Like the water being like a different color than fucking black or brown was really cool.
I saw like the literal crystal clear waters where I could see the bottom of it.
And when I was like swimming, I'm like, I shouldn't be able to see the bottom right now type shit.
Mexico was cool.
I went to see the Mayan ruins in Cozumel.
That was cool.
The actual like city of Cozumel was nice.
I just felt bad for the people.
Like it was like, you know, when I was going through it, I'm like...
And like the thing was like the entire like financial like basis of this entire island, like off of Mexico, is only tourism.
So literally they get all their money from tourism, which I'm like, that sucks in like the off seasons.
Like that would really suck.
Did you go to any Caribbean islands?
Yeah, I went to...
Fuck, Castaway Key is like a Bahama island.
And then I went to the Cayman Islands, which is technically Caribbean.
Did you go to Little St. James Island?
I went to Jamaica. I did.
I went to Fowlmouth though.
That's what is...
Epstein's Island is in what?
It's in the Caribbean.
I'm not on the flight list if anybody's wondering.
It sounds like South America.
Oh, by the way, Stephen Hawking is on the flight list.
I don't care what Ali Max says.
He's a pedophile in my book.
Well, so yeah, this is what we were talking about last time we were here that Epstein's list came out and Stephen Hawking...
Ali Max was saying that Stephen Hawking wasn't on the list and Epstein was trying to like pay people to take him off, to like clear his name before it got published.
That sounds real shady to me.
Well, I think anybody on the list should be...
If you're paying people to...
If you trust the Epstein fucking lawyers and people, I don't think you're right in that area.
I'm looking where Ali Max would be because I'm expecting him to be like, no, hold on.
But if I see you on the fucking flight list, I'm pretty sure I know what you were doing on that island.
Even if you didn't do anything on the island, there's some shady shit that is going on that you're a part of at that point.
Yeah, I don't think we'll ever really know what was going on on that island, but I think it was more than just like touching kids.
There's something else, something deeper.
There's like probably ritual sacrifice and shit, you know?
Dude, something.
So I read, I didn't read, I heard like an audio thing of it, like a 4chan post and, you know, 4chan posts are not really like the best news sources and shit.
Tell that to Casey.
But like when I was reading, like when I was listening to it, he claimed that he was a guard on the island for Epstein.
And he said that there was just a bunch of fucked up shit that was happening.
Like he was like a personal guard for Jeffrey Epstein.
So like he was like, all the dark shit is true and there's more to it.
He's like fucking heads of state and shit, like fucking kids on the island and shit.
I just don't understand that, dude.
There can't be that many pedophiles.
I think it's not exactly pedophilia.
I think it is pedophilia, but I think it's more to have dirt on somebody.
It's like in a way it's like you always have that dirt on them.
It's like even if you didn't do anything at the island, he could be like, well, on this island, there is this going on and you're on the flight log like six times.
What does that kind of show what's going on there type shit?
Right.
So just this collateral.
Yeah.
It's like collateral for something more.
But like Alex Jones said this and I don't know how people feel about Alex Jones.
I think he's right a lot of times.
But he said, how do you own something?
Like how do you own like a group?
You get dirt on them and then you own them so they do what you ask.
And Epstein was super into tech and super into science and shit.
And if you look at the at the list, there's a lot of scientists and like technology guys on there.
And how do you control them?
You're like, oh, I got this dirt on you now and I can release at any time that I want to.
So I want this technology proprietary, like for me type shit.
And it's like you own the science by owning the scientists pretty much.
There has to be some exchange of money, though.
Like there has to be.
Because what's the point?
Like you're just going to go and fuck a kid on camera just so somebody has collateral.
I think there's like hidden cameras and shit.
Not you, I'm saying them.
I think there's like hidden cameras and shit.
Like they didn't know?
Like they didn't know.
Like they thought it was like a secure island where they could do like their fucking shit.
They just didn't do anything about it.
Like I was watching the Epstein documentary on Netflix and like the original victim,
what's her name, Virginia or something.
But she was like, yeah, he like touched me or whatever when I was 14.
And you know, all these girls, when they got older, they went up to the FBI.
And the FBI never did anything about it.
And they just like dodged their calls.
Yeah, because they were in the fucking.
For like years, right?
Yeah, because they were already in the fucking thing.
And the fucking local police wouldn't do anything.
They're like, you got to go to the FBI because this is like interstate crime.
And the FBI just doesn't do anything about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's weird.
I mean, we covered that a lot, though.
Yeah, like we're like beating a dead horse.
We are.
But like, I was the main theme of the podcast.
I wasn't here for that.
So that's why I was like, I just want to throw my two sets in there.
I think that Stephen Hawking is a pedophile, even though they're like, we're trying to clear his name.
It's just like you wouldn't have to clear his name in the first place if he wasn't there.
Right.
So, you know, you can also only move two fingers, which is really funny.
That's enough to molest a kid like even if he wasn't there, he was just going kids on island.
Also, I just hate Stephen Hawking, like in general.
So I'm happy that it's been proven that he's a fucking horrible human.
Why? Because he goes against your Christian beliefs, Catholic beliefs.
But yes, he was like he's like a dick about it, though.
Like he's not like he's not like the people being like, you know what?
If you want to believe it, you can.
Like he's like, you're a fucking you're a fucking retard if you believe in this.
Like it's like just because you're in a wheelchair doesn't mean God doesn't exist.
Sorry, your life sucks.
You thought that way before you got a less he had a lesson to use a fucking kid.
Is that what he had? Yes.
No, it was it was I thought it was MS that he had.
Do you have?
He had some sort of like neurological disorder that I made like when he was 21.
Yeah, when he was in when he was in, he got he got put into his wheelchair when he was 21.
So like he's he hasn't been out of the wheelchair since he was 21 and then he fucking died.
Peace. That shit sucks.
Fuck him. He's a pedophile and an asshole.
Whatever. Jeff, have you ever done smelling salts?
I have not. Looking forward to it. I don't know.
That's what we have to have all our guests do. I guess.
All right. This is the initiation.
Is it bad? It's rough.
All right. Just ammonia. Right. That's what it is.
Yeah. Yeah. So go ahead.
Try it out.
No, this is a bad one.
No, this is the worst one. Is that the worst one?
It is a red line. You got to walk me through this.
So you crack it open.
Then you take like you don't like you don't like do like a full.
That's too much. Just do like a and you're good.
Go like that. Get it.
I'm going to get loosened up here.
I'm a little tight. I had a stressful day at work.
I'm like anxious. I like I got to get get this coffee down.
Maybe smoke a cigarette. Do some smelling salts.
I think I'll be in good barbiturates.
Yeah. Whatever you got.
You got to go speaking of shit like that. Mexico had like just fucking like legit drugs.
Oh yeah. They sell like writing a bag.
No, I wasn't smuggling drugs.
What they have. They had fentanyl.
They had no fentanyl.
You're talking about they had fucking muscle relaxers.
They had tramadol.
Go back in.
They had tramadol.
I want another one. They had a wash his day away.
They had a roll.
They had Xanax for sale for sale just without a prescription.
It was fucking nuts.
Did you go to a pharmacy? Yeah.
Like I was like what the fuck.
Like I was literally looking for Advil because I got the shit.
They didn't sell Advil.
So I'm like oh I'll go in here and there's like you want some steroids.
I'm like what the fuck does that work dude.
Everything because then everybody would be addicted.
I don't know.
But like in like specifically I guess in tourists like things like their pharmacies they can sell like tramadol without.
Without a prescription.
They can sell Adderall without a prescription and shit.
And like my dad who's paralyzed and he was having like back spasms the entire time like coming down like when he was driving.
Because he refuses to fly because he's terrified of flying.
He drove all the way to Mexico.
No he drove he drove to Florida.
Oh.
He drove to Florida and then got on the cruise ship.
Oh okay.
I was gonna say he drove to fucking Mexico.
No but he was having like back spasms like the whole time when he was on the ship until we got to Mexico.
We got him tramadol and he's like I feel way better now.
So where is Kazumal in Mexico.
It's like an island right off the coast of Mexico.
Yeah so it's like right off of Playa del Carmen.
We took a ferry to get there.
Yeah.
And it's like 40 minutes.
Damn I'll have to look it up on a map.
It's a place with Samantha Puller used to go to remember.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Right is it or is it what's the other one.
Go fuck.
Yeah she did used to talk about that all the time.
Oh yeah.
Wow.
So I saw people like selling drugs like there's this long avenue where you could just walk.
Yeah.
It's all tours right.
So the first thing that was like hard to believe is like we got on a plane.
We landed in Mexico and literally every single person was American.
There was no Mexican people there and no Latino.
Because I have a baby I had to wait for the stroller and I'm like alright let me check how many Mexicans are here.
And then they kept walking by.
Nothing?
Not even one.
Wow.
I couldn't believe it.
But we were walking on the street right.
I had the baby.
There were all these like guys partying.
So they would just be walking by and there would be like guys that are trying to sell shit on each side.
Oh you want to check this out you want to check this out.
And a lot of people would go like this.
Cocaina.
Yeah they would be like no I'm okay.
But it was weird because there were families.
It wasn't just like kids you know like kids partying.
It would be like families with their kids.
That sucks if you went all the way to Mexico because you like Mexican girls.
And you get there and it's just like all regular white girls.
Damn that's a let down.
It's just a tourist trap.
Right right.
If you go into like the local places.
Juarez or some shit.
I've heard when you try and go out of the touristy areas.
There's like Humvees with like machine guns on them.
Like the army protects the.
Yeah so the one thing that was weird like you go to the beach.
And you see these dudes with a freaking AK-47.
Oh yeah.
Just walking around.
You're like.
Yeah on the beach at Cosmo I saw like six dudes with fucking AKs and M4s.
Are those the police or the federal police?
So apparently they're put at the island so that the cartel can't say hey.
You have to pay me part of whatever profit you have for the day.
Extortion.
Extortion exactly.
Now didn't you say like when when your parents your parents owned like a hardware store when you lived in Peru.
Yep.
And didn't they like come through and try and do that shit.
Yeah they would.
They would.
So like it was basically like hey we're here to sell you vitamins.
They're two hundred dollars each.
And they're like no we're good we don't have kids.
Oh let me tell you where they go to school.
What time they get picked up.
What time they get dropped off.
And my parents are like we're going to get the hell out of here.
So basically like you have to buy this.
Our medicine.
Right.
Or vitamins or else.
Exactly.
So they would sell you products.
But it was actually like protection money.
Right.
So like randomly I remember like going to school I didn't know this was happening right.
Like I was told this as an adult.
And I'd be in school and I'd be like I'm learning math today.
And then I had nannies.
My nanny will come pick me up.
I'll be like you got to get out of school.
I'm like halfway through the day like I have no idea what I'm doing you know.
So it was like random like my friends would be like all right today I got picked up just to make sure I'm safe.
Wow.
That's crazy.
That's fucking awesome.
Isn't that like one of the main reasons you left.
Yeah.
Your family left.
Yep.
Where was that?
This is down in South America.
So if people know like oh you have a nice car.
Like here like you could have a BMW whatever people like all right.
That's a car.
But down there there's a lot more poverty.
So people see hey this guy has money.
Let's take his money somehow.
Yeah.
Now are there like cartels in Peru.
Like there are in Mexico.
So the cartel works on there because that's where most of the cocaine gets processed.
So they do.
That's right.
So the coca.
So the same cartel that's in Mexico is down in Peru.
So I wouldn't say it's the same because it's they have different cartels on there but they
work together to get the cocaine.
So like the coca leaf that's legal in Peru.
Like if you go to the mountains and you get altitude sickness you can actually chew on
them.
It's legal.
Like you can have coca leaves.
But once you start processing them that's when it becomes illegal.
Right.
So that's where everything begins and then it moves up through the Caribbean all the
way to the U.S.
Damn.
So I remember this like crazy documentary and like it was these guys I think it was
Thailand they went to and there was like this leaf that they could chew and like it made
like a red substance like when you chewed it.
Yeah.
And like it was.
Where is it?
I think it's like fucking like it was like Thailand or something.
But like.
Beetle.
Beetle knot.
Right.
Something like that.
Yeah.
But like.
It turns people's teeth red.
It turns their teeth red.
Yeah.
And like they chew it and like you said like he had like a fucking like same thing as like
a stimmulant.
Yeah.
It would like fucking like get you going.
And like it's like it just ruins like people like like people will do anything for the
fucking leaf after that.
Damn.
It's like the crack rock.
Yeah.
But like it's it's crazy shit man.
Like other countries like it took like when I left America and I started going to like
these other countries I was just like it's so different in other countries and you never
even realize it unless you leave America.
Yeah.
And I was sitting there and I was like and like I was going through Mexico and like I'm
like these guys like you think like traffic laws here like just like a thing like barely
anybody was paying attention like stop signs or fucking like traffic lights or anything.
They're just going just right through.
Where is it?
Mexico.
Yeah.
Did you take a taxi down there?
I took a like a tour bus to the places but like the tour buses had like fucking gouges
on the side and shit because they just didn't give us they just hit trees.
We hit fucking like three trees as we were going through the doors like I'm like are
we not going to like do insurance or anything.
I'm like nope.
Whatever.
Okay.
Yeah.
When in Rome type shit you know.
Was it expensive to go down there?
So it was about four grand for the ship.
Per person.
Yeah.
Whoa.
But we got like everything included like meals like everything.
And then it was 90 bucks per person per excursion.
So I did Cosmo.
I did the Cayman Islands.
I just got off on foul mouth.
I just wanted to say that I was in Jamaica.
There wasn't really any excursions on Jamaica that I really wanted to do.
And the last one was just like a fucking island that was literally owned by Disney.
So it was just like fucking you know another Disney thing.
I was at sea for three days and then the rest of the days we were in port somewhere.
So it was cool.
Cool experience.
Glad I got to do it.
Glad I got to leave the country and shit.
But like customs wasn't as intense as I thought it was going to be.
Like when I came back to America like in Florida like the custom guys like they went through
their passport.
They saw that I was an American.
They just like come through.
Like a couple guys that were from like Mexico and stuff they got stopped for random screenings.
If you didn't have a US passport you got stopped for a random screening.
And I'm like that's so fucking.
But like I was like I'm an American.
They're like alright you're good.
I'm like really?
That's it?
Like I could have anything in my bag right now.
You don't even want to check it.
They're like no.
I'm like damn.
Okay.
You could have brought a bunch of coke back.
You made enough to buy a house.
But like as long as you had an American passport like they treated you way better.
At least in US customs.
They're like oh you're an American.
You can come back into the country type shit.
Like you're cool type thing.
And I'm like I was like freaking out because I brought rum cake back.
Ah that's what I forgot.
I was going to bring.
I have like fucking five rum cakes that I got from fucking the Cayman Islands.
Literally like made there sealed there and then like packaged.
It was fuck dude those cakes are fucking delicious.
I was going to bring one I'll bring one next week.
But like they're so fucking good.
Like it's made with tortuga rum.
Oh rum.
Yeah it's made with like spice.
It's like Captain Morgan but like better.
It's pretty good.
It was good.
They have like walnuts in it and shit.
But like it's pretty good.
But I'm like I was like they're gonna fucking search my thing and find my fucking cakes.
They're not gonna let me through.
I got cake.
Yeah the Cayman Islands that's where like all the rich people keep their money right?
Okay the Cayman Islands was very similar to America.
Like it was like it was like Florida it looked like.
Like the Cayman Islands were nice.
Some guy named Mr. Dart who actually owns the Solo Company like owns 90 percent of the
island.
Can you imagine dude getting rich from by from making plastic cups.
Like that's your fucking claim to fame.
Yeah but like you literally buy islands.
It was nuts.
He bought like an egg when we were doing our tour guide thing he was like this building
was bought by Mr. Dart.
This building was bought by Mr. Dart.
This building was also bought by Mr. Dart.
This entire land over here that's being developed bought by Mr. Dart.
Oh Dart yeah yeah yeah.
I've seen that on the cops.
Yep yeah yeah.
Mr. Dart bought all this.
All this everything.
He renounced his U.S. citizenship and now he's a citizen of the Cayman Islands.
I don't blame him.
I'm sure that's for tax reasons.
Oh absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And Mr. Dart he like at the beginning he's like yes Mr. Dart owns like and towards the
end of the tour he's just like and guess what Mr. Dart also owns this.
He's kind of like doing like the nobody here really likes Mr. Dart because you know he's
kind of destroying the culture to fucking make it a fucking like basically another America
in the fucking or another like area that like Americans just go to.
But he's just like yeah there's no taxes here.
There is no federal tax.
That's why rich people go there.
Yeah.
There's no tax.
There's no.
But he's like the thing that that that is rough in the Cayman Islands is that they have
to import literally everything.
So everything's a little bit more expensive because that.
But they're dollars worth more than American money.
Really.
Yep.
It's 80 cents.
80 cents for their money is one dollar American.
So a hundred or one dollar and 20 cents is what you'd have to pay for a thing that's
a dollar down there.
Which was crazy.
So when I went to Mexico I'm like wait one dollar is how many pesos.
It was like a hundred pesos for a dollar or something.
It was like nuts like 16 pesos.
It was like.
So do you get more.
You actually get more stuff per dollar in Mexico.
Oh yeah.
I got a literal carved marble chess set like that was like hand carved.
He's like 200 American.
I go no.
And he just goes 150 American.
I go how about 50 dollars US in cash.
He just goes.
OK but like like when he like was like I haggled with him like a bunch and I got like a chess
set I got a couple other things but like it was legit like hand carved marble shit that
here would be like fucking too grand.
But they all still take US dollars.
They take US dollars but they have like a conversion thing.
And like he was like doing like oh yes the conversion is 16 dollars.
I'm like no it's not because I know the fucking conversion rates 20 dollars.
And like he kept on trying to be like no no no 16 dollars.
I'm like it's fucking 20 dollars because when I talked to a fucking port authority it was
20 dollars per dollar.
So every one dollar American I gave him I got 20 dollars pesos.
So I was like so like when he kept on trying to fuck me being like no it's 16 dollars.
I'm like it's not fucking 60.
I'll just fucking leave.
He's just like no no no no leave sir no don't leave sir.
And I'm like I'm going to give you 50 dollars for this or I'm not or I'm going to fucking
leave.
He's like OK.
Dude they they probably fuck so many people like that.
Yeah because nobody's going to fucking like most people aren't going to check for like
the conversion rate.
Well it's like hard to think on the fly like about the conversion.
But like you know what I mean like what's worth what.
Like how many pesos is like a jar of peanut butter.
Over there was like fucking like 250 pesos or something.
So it's like five five.
Yeah that's like hard to think about stuff on the fly.
Like yeah.
But like when he was like when he kept on being like no the conversion rate 16 dollars
it's 20 dollars because I literally talked to the port authority before I came here because
I knew you're trying to fuck me like this.
But I mean you're not you're getting fucked out of four pesos.
But like I'm like no I'm not going to get fucked.
Like fuck you.
Like this is 20 dollars.
Like this 20 dollars is fucking that many pesos.
Like damn I got to take a vacation.
I got to go there.
Me too.
All right.
Well I want to ask your guess as you know we ask every guest do you have any ghost stories
and do you believe in ghosts.
Oh hold on a sec.
We got to play some background music.
Get the music going.
Oh we have a good ghost story.
I think he's got a couple.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh he's down for ghost stories.
Spooky music.
Yeah.
Oh hell yeah.
I hear that blonder too.
I guess I got a couple.
I'll tell you what.
Once from here.
So I played soccer in high school.
OK.
And my coach at the time had the oldest house in Schenectady.
OK.
Which is in the stockade.
Yeah.
And when I was like in 10th grade I went to school with his kids because they were also
in the soccer team.
And randomly one day the mother of the kids passed away.
So the kid would always talk to me like hey is everything OK?
And he would get home.
No one was there.
Well on the top of the stairs he would see his mom.
And she would just be looking down.
And it happened a few times.
He never went up there.
He would just walk out because he knew she passed away.
And it was like some type of ghost.
And I mean I've gone back to the house because that's where we would have our soccer banquet.
And I don't know I didn't want to be in the room alone you know.
I was always just like that.
I was like hey come over to the backyard you know.
I wouldn't want to be alone.
So I mean other than that nothing else happened there I guess.
But they ended up selling the house probably five years ago.
You can look it up.
It has his own Wikipedia and everything.
Really?
Wow.
What's the name of the house?
I don't know.
Here I'll look it up.
It's in Union Street.
Oldest house in Schenectady.
That was it?
That was it.
So dude what about the one where your parents were driving down the road?
Oh yeah.
That one's good dude.
That one just chills up my spine.
Yeah we'd tell Dan all the stories.
We were like hanging out.
And then he'd be like I don't want to drive home.
I get freaked out.
I can walk in the middle of the dark in the middle of the country at two in the morning
if I'm not in the fucking vibe talking about this shit.
It doesn't even cross my mind.
But if we're sitting down here brewing this shit up talking about it and then I have to
go walk in the dark I can't fucking do it dude.
I'll run to my house.
When I go back to my house tonight I'll run into the house.
But if we weren't talking about any ghost shit it's not on my mind.
I don't care.
It fucking got you so fucking deep into the fucking ghost shit that one night.
You're just like I don't want to walk to my car alone.
Oh yeah what were you talking about?
I think it was one of the Silver Bay stories.
The fucking one that chased me and Ali Mack down the fucking road.
Dude there was the fucking lights.
Yeah dude that night that was like fucking creepy.
I went home just feeling creepy.
Just feeling like stuff was watching.
It was crazy.
Yeah tell them the one about your parents.
So down in Peru we have a lot of mountains right?
Usually here we make tunnels through the mountains and up there you have to basically go up the
mountain and come down the mountain.
So my dad had a transportation business where he had a lot of trucks.
Sometimes he would drive the trucks.
He was with his brother and they're going up the mountain and all of a sudden they see
a huge light.
And they're like what the hell is that?
They come around the other side and all of a sudden they're like alright you've got to
be careful because it's night time.
You might get hit because the roads are not really the best right?
And all of a sudden they see nothing right?
So they're like oh out of nowhere something disappeared.
They keep driving and this is where they start freaking out right?
They're like hey what's going on here?
And they saw a basket on the ground right?
They pulled over and they picked it up.
It was a baby.
Oh shit.
And they were all like what the hell is going on here?
They brought the baby back into the truck and they were driving away and they're like
hey we got to get to the next town and figure out whose baby this is.
And all of a sudden they look back and there were snakes inside the basket.
Whoa!
And they freaked out dude.
They freaked out.
They freaking threw the basket outside.
Yeah fuck that.
And this is coming from my dad.
I believe him.
Dude I totally forgot about that story.
Dude that's fucking nuts.
But that's like in South America, I was even watching a documentary on this.
Things that are in that area, it's just like a concentration of shit like that.
It's way more prevalent down there than it is here.
I think it has to do along with the lines with the more developed an area is the less
likely you are to see shit like that because most of the ghost shit that I've seen has
been in more isolated areas.
Areas that aren't like oh I can see the fucking house next to me.
It's just like I'm the only person around for 15 miles circled type shit.
I think it has to do a lot with, I think it's like the noise type thing.
Like there's so much shit going on all the time that even if something is happening,
you're not really going to fucking notice it because if you fucking live in New York
City, there's not many ghost sightings in New York City because there's so much fucking
shit going on in New York City constantly.
I go down to New York City a lot and literally any time of night you're hearing something
going on.
You either hear the fucking subway going, you hear people yelling down the street all
the time.
Never had a creepy experience in New York and I've stayed in quote unquote haunted
places in New York City and I've never like, you normally get a certain feeling when you're
around that shit.
Never in a big city.
Albany, not that much.
But when you go into the woods or a fucking cabin and it's in the woods or you're just
walking around areas that bad shit's happened but it's more isolated.
It's not that, I don't think that haunted shit doesn't happen in cities and shit.
I think it's that it still does but you're just less likely to pay attention to it.
I mean, so many people die in cities too.
So many.
Like, probably a couple thousand people died in New York City today.
Oh, at least.
At least.
And that's every day.
Just dead people just leaving ghosts and shit.
There's just like, it's non-stop, dude.
I've heard a couple stories about the subways and shit being haunted and shit.
But like, specifically the abandoned subway stations and shit, it's just like, but the
reason why I think those are more haunted is because nobody's there.
Right, right.
Like, when there's nobody around, you're like, if you're just walking around a city
and something's spooky, haven't you like, oh, it's probably some crackhead fucking down
an alleyway or something.
But like, it could be completely like actual paranormal stuff but there's so much shit
going on you're like, whatever, it's probably some fucking dude doing something stupid.
Dude, I've never thought about that.
How there's like, not really like, you don't hear a lot of ghost stories about cities.
Yeah, like it's always like an abandoned hotel in the city.
Like in the upper floors of the abandoned hotel because there's less noise, there's
less shit going on.
Like that's, like a lot of times you have like a haunted apartment in the city but it's
one apartment because it's like abandoned in like a different area type shit.
Like it's always like, it has to be more isolated than the rest type shit.
Less, less outside interference, I'm guessing.
Interesting.
Or maybe like, because there's like, in that same area there's such an influx of like people
being born, right?
That it like cancels out the like, the ghost and shit.
I don't know actually.
Yeah, I think there's like more stuff going on, like more distractions.
Like if you hear noise, like, if you live in the city you're like, oh that was probably
just something on the street.
Also like, if you're walking in New York City and you see a ghost, how are you gonna know
it's a fucking ghost and not just a person.
And not a crackhead.
It's like, because there's so much going on you would never be able to spot it.
You know?
You could have seen thousands of ghosts.
And just never even fucking like- Never even known because there's so many fucking people.
Like half the people in Times Square could be ghosts.
Dude, what about the one when your parents were driving coming home from church?
Oh, this is here.
Yeah.
I forgot about that one.
So I'm an extra Jehovah's Witness too.
That's how I met Dan.
I don't know if you guys know.
Nice.
Oh yeah, you told us about that.
So they were coming home from church, right?
And it was over by Rotterdam.
You guys know where that is, right?
Yeah.
And it was a rainy night, Tuesday night, and they were both up front.
My brother was in the back.
All of a sudden they saw this figure that had a trench coat on and a big hat.
It's the hat man, dude.
Seriously.
It is, yeah.
And my dad's driving looking over and he basically got on one side of the road, jumped, and cleared
it to the other side of the road.
So he basically jumped maybe 20 feet.
That's nuts.
And my dad thought he saw something.
So he's like, hey, did you see that?
And my mom's like, yep.
So then they turned around to look at where he was.
He wasn't there anymore.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Bro, that's- So have you heard of the hat man?
I have.
The hat man, that's literally how they're described his dressing, with a trench coat
and a top hat kind of thing.
It's like a large brimmed- Kind of like a state trooper hat.
Yeah, but a little bit long.
It goes out to here.
Right, right.
Almost like a scarecrow kind of hat.
Yeah, like a scarecrow kind of hat, but more formal.
Right.
So the hat man is like, they always show up.
That's what Men in Black is actually based off of.
The Men in Black in the movies, they're these kind of in between CAA and FBI agents kind
of thing.
But in reality, the Men in Black were hat men.
So whenever there was a paranormal event, people would always see these six foot two
pale white guys with trench coats and black hats, or big flat brim hats.
But people also see them when they do drugs, like Benadryl.
Oh yeah, the hat man shows up, yeah.
What else?
Oh, Dalyrians?
Yeah, yeah.
Dutura?
Dutura, yeah, like, what the fuck, Ayahuasca?
It's like they're the protectors of this realm.
So once you're trying to, once you're starting to get beyond it, they're like the security
guards.
You're not getting out of here.
So what I always thought was an interesting thing is that I think that there are paranormal
agents for governments and stuff.
Oh yeah, like the Axe Files?
Yeah, but I think that they get people who are gifted with abilities, whether it be more
physically active or they're more psychologically able to do stuff, they find these people and
put them into the fucking ghost core or whatever the fuck it's going to be.
That'd be awesome to be part of that.
But they have like semi, not like actual superpowers, but more like gifted individuals.
They put them into this specialized group that just deals with paranormal shit because
they're more attuned to dealing with shit like that.
You have the standard FBI and shit, but then you have these guys that are like the Axe
Files type shit, but they have a better sense of when danger's around or they're more physically
gifted than more people.
And I feel like that's an actual thing that we have.
We have a fucking thing that just deals with that shit.
The reason why ghost shit and alien shit and all that shit is so far, I like the media
and stuff, is because they fucking put a damper on that shit all the time.
We don't want people to know about this because if people knew about this shit, it'd be fucking
catastrophic.
It needs to be kept hidden.
That's what the whole series, the Axe Files, is based off of.
See that poster on the wall that says, I want to believe?
That's from X-Files, the series.
They had that poster in the background.
Yeah, the guy has it on his desk.
You can put a shirt on.
I want to believe.
Yeah, and he says it in one of the early episodes that he wants to believe that aliens are real.
I didn't even know that was from the X-Files.
Yeah, and actually it's a common theme through the whole series.
And they made an X-Files movie.
It was called I Want to Believe.
But yeah, where were we?
Oh yeah, so he's a psychologist, the main guy in the X-Files, who's obsessed with, he
works on the paranormal division of the FBI.
And he's obsessed with getting to the bottom of why his sister was abducted.
And she disappeared in the middle of the night.
Like a UFO came and took her.
And so he's like, I fucking love that, dude.
I might go home and watch that, actually.
So he's always going off on these tangents, getting involved in shit you really shouldn't.
Just trying to get to the bottom of his sister's disappearance and paranormal shit.
But yeah, dude, I wonder if they do have a division like that.
I mean, there's enough shit that's fucking weird and shit.
And there's enough weirdness around alien and paranormal shit that people are like,
there's just weird people that show up for fucking two days and then disappear type shit.
Like I think there's enough credence that there's probably something, but they're like,
we don't want to talk about it type shit.
If an X-Files agent is listening to this, please, please pick me up.
I want to be an X-Files agent, please.
I would love that.
Pretty awesome.
Dude, didn't you say in one of your math classes in college, it started off with 25 people
or 30 people.
And then it whittled down to five people.
Right, right.
That was college.
And then the government, the military came and started recruiting out of the math.
Like who was left?
They did.
That's right.
So usually engineering programs start out with 200 people and the professors already
know, hey, half of the people are going to drop out for a share.
And then when you get to your senior year, there's probably only 12 people that are going
to graduate with you.
And then all of a sudden they give you a project and they're like, all right, you guys can
either pay for your project or here's the Air Force and they're going to pay for your
project but you have to present to them.
So they start recruiting out of the whittled down concentrated group.
That's a great way to do it.
That's awesome.
That's a really good way to do it too.
That's legitimately what they do for, like that's like the whole thing in the X-Files.
The girl was a doctor and she decided not to, she went through all of med school and
didn't want to be a doctor.
It's like hook a blamer.
I don't want to be a doctor either.
They take the smartest people.
But that's what the feds do.
The feds literally have tabs on everybody, every single person.
And you don't approach the feds, the feds approach you for jobs and stuff.
I know one guy who's a former FBI agent and he's just like, listen, I was in Vietnam.
I came back.
They didn't have a job or anything.
But I was like special forces in Vietnam.
He goes, one day I got a knock at the door of a guy in a suit and he just goes, agent
sucks and sucks from the FBI.
He is like, we're interested in you if you want a job with us type shit.
And I'm like, he's like, I can say that shit now because I'm out.
But he's like, when I was in the fucking FBI and shit, I couldn't say shit.
You know what I said when people asked me what I did for a job?
Insurance.
Yeah.
I mean, a lot of what they do is like clerical anyway.
But like he was like, he did like actual like fucking FBI shit, like the ones that you see
like movies and shit.
Like he did like that shit.
But he's just like, he's like, you don't like, and I'm like, how do you become an FBI agent?
He goes, you don't become an FBI agent.
The FBI comes for you to do that shit.
Yeah.
I knew a girl that was trying to get in and she just like, the process was taking fucking
forever.
Because they don't want people who are just applying.
They want, they find you.
Right.
Type shit.
And they actually came to our job and like interviewed our coworkers at the place that
Ali Naq was talking about that shut down.
But I dude, it's just like, I don't know.
They just like stopped responding to her.
So because they're probably was like, yeah, she has a degree in like cyber security.
You know, they just.
Listen, they've, they've taken like people like my, my buddy said, he's just like, they
take people who are like basically homeless.
And like, if they, if they, if they think that you have the skillset for it, they'll
take you.
They're just recruiting the homeless people.
Dude, what if, what if our fucking regulars that were fucking like drunks all the time,
you're like, nah, man, they're not actually drunks.
They're actually undercover.
They're undercover feds.
All right.
Let's get to our game.
I like to call Jeopardy.
I'm hoping for 11.
What's that?
I'm hoping for 11.
I'm not hoping anymore.
I just don't hope.
I'm here to learn something.
Do I got 11 or do I got 10?
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
Yeah.
Your host Alex Trebek.
Here is your 10 time champ Tyler.
Whoa.
And your four time champ Dan the Light-O-Man.
Oh yeah.
The first time playing the show got Jeff on.
Are you excited?
Of course.
Yeah.
Are you excited about the trivia?
I'm glad you guys have the buzzers now.
Cause every time you guys play it and I was like, what the fuck is happening?
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
So Tyler, last time Dan and Ali Mac won an advantage on who wants to be the millionaire.
How did they win an advantage?
Because they won a million dollars.
So how much did they win?
Well, they could start the game with 2000 points.
Right?
So I don't know.
Dan, do you want to use that now or do you want to save to use with Ali Mac?
How many points did I get?
2000.
Yeah.
Give me the advantage.
No, I'm not going to.
No, no, I don't want to.
I'll use it with Ali Mac.
Use it with Ali Mac?
Yeah.
And we'll just, just so we can bend Tyler over.
Cause he always wins.
It's nothing against you.
It's like, dude, you're a fucking boy genius.
I'm not a boy genius.
You're like a fucking retard.
He's like a pop culture.
What else is this like?
War, war.
In war, history, genius.
Pop culture and history.
It's just like, my girlfriend literally asked, she goes, is he a genius or something?
I'm looking at certain things.
This is literally what my dad says.
He just goes, you are either the stupidest genius that I know or the smartest retard.
All right.
Your category is today.
We got borders, metal, famous Tyler's, 90 songs, Seinfeld and potent potables.
Who gets picked first?
Let's let the gas pick.
Repeat the first one.
Borders.
It's about like geographical borders.
For 200 words, Mexico is across the border from this US city.
What is, Oh, I saw it on ghost adventures.
Um, El Paso, Texas.
What is El Paso?
Oh yeah.
I didn't even understand the question.
Honestly, dude.
Oh, it was war is Mexico is across the border from this US city.
Oh, and it's like El Paso, Texas is right here.
And then war is right there.
Oh, gotcha.
Got you.
Tyler's pick.
Yes.
Oh, it's right there.
Famous Tyler's.
What the fuck, man?
For 200, this Tyler appeared in the 2021 film, Don't Look Up.
Anyone?
I mean, Tyler Perry.
I was going to say Tyler Perry, but I'm like, I don't, I never saw that one.
Let's do famous Tyler.
Is that the guy from Friends?
No, Tyler Perry is like Tyler Perry presents like Madea and shit.
For 400 release this Tyler released the album Igor in 2019.
What is Tyler the creator?
Oh yeah.
Damn.
We had a Tyler the creator question last week.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I, if you listen to the episode, Tyler, you would, you would hear that.
I flipped the script on Casey.
I love Tyler.
He's one of my favorite artists.
The question was what's the rap song about pregnant gold retrievers?
Who's the artist?
Tyler the creator.
I didn't even know that.
Yonkers.
Yeah.
Tyler got that instantly.
I didn't know that.
Tyler's big.
So Tyler again.
For 600, the 10th US president.
What is John Tyler?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Wow.
I'm impressed, dude.
I'm impressed.
Tyler's big.
Lou Tyler.
Great 100.
This famous Tyler's band was from Boston, Massachusetts.
What is Steven Tyler?
Oh yeah.
Fuck girl!
This category's bullshit.
It's the Tyler category.
Tyler.
For a thousand, the lead singer of 21 Pilots.
Oh fuck.
You don't know his name.
Only Ali Mac would know this.
What the fuck's his last name?
I know his name's Tyler something.
Oh fuck.
This category is bullshit.
I don't know.
It'd be Tyler Joseph.
Ali Mac would be like, I got it right now.
Tyler got it right now.
He's like, I got it.
Tyler got it right now.
He's like, I got it right now.
Tyler got Borders, Metal, 97s, Seinfeld, and Pumper Potable.
Let's do Borders.
For 400.
Maine borders only this US state.
What is New Hampshire?
Yes.
Fuck.
Damn.
I knew that.
Dan's wishing he used that advantage, but no.
Tyler's big.
I don't give a fuck.
We'll do Borders.
600.
Haiti borders this country.
Dominican Republic.
Oh yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's correct.
Will this be the guy who takes Tyler out?
Maybe.
Will he guess?
Take Tyler out?
Not even close.
Just pick.
Borders.
Borders for 800.
Alaska borders this Canadian province.
Oh fuck.
What province is that?
What's the point is for this?
800.
Oh.
Alaska borders this Canadian province.
No?
I won a price, but I don't.
The Yukon territory.
I was going to say Nova Scotia.
Just pick.
Borders.
4,000.
Kashmir is a territory whose borders disputed by these two countries.
That's too hard.
Two countries.
You maybe get one.
You don't know Kashm- Okay.
India and Pakistan.
Waste of space.
I thought it was a sweater.
So Jeff, you got metal, 90 songs, Seinfeld, and potent potables.
Metal.
All right.
For 200.
This band was formed in 1968 and was considered the pioneers of metal.
What is Metallica?
Who's Black Sabbath?
Oh yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, Metallica was like the 80s.
If you hear me do that on the podcast.
How much do I lose on that 200?
Yeah.
What are the categories?
Metal, 90 songs, Seinfeld, potable.
Oh, like metal music?
Oh, it could be about anything metal.
All right, let's do 90s music.
90 songs.
All right.
You got to guess the song by the intro.
Oh, fuck.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Dan.
That was the first time I fell in love with a woman.
I saw those mulatto girls dancing in the water.
With those hips, bro?
God bless.
I'm a big hip guy.
Dan's pick.
Metals.
Metal?
Yeah.
All right.
For 400.
This metal is comprised of copper and tin.
What is steel?
Oh.
What the fuck is a dime made of?
Copper and tin.
It's whatever a dime is made of.
That would be bronze.
Oh, bronze age, yeah.
Good thing I didn't say it.
Dan's pick.
It was either steel or bronze, and I was like, fuck, I'm not going to get another.
Let's do 90 songs.
90 songs for 400.
Daily Double.
Hey, yeah, I want a shoe, baby.
What, a shoe?
That's correct.
I didn't even know that song.
You don't know shoe?
Dude, this song is awesome.
Tyler's pick.
Oh, do 90s again.
For 600.
What is iris?
Oh, yeah.
Fuck.
I didn't know the name of that.
It was a goo goo doll.
Yeah.
Tyler's pick.
90s.
For 800.
You weren't even born yet.
98, bro.
How should we get in there?
Oh, yeah.
What is bittersweet symphony?
Oh, yeah.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
Get off this category.
God damn it.
96.
For highly, for a thousand.
Oh, no.
No, that's bittersweet symphony again.
For a thousand.
Oh, no, it's bittersweet symphony again.
What would you do?
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
What would I do?
OK, we'll do this.
This show sucks.
I can't tell.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I know this one.
Oh, fuck.
Is it without you?
What did you say?
Without you?
He said, first he said with or without you.
I'll give it to him. With or without you.
You got it.
Tyler's going down!
Alright.
I didn't know that one. I really didn't.
What's the score?
Dan's got 400, Tyler's got 3600,
and Jess got 1600.
Ooh.
So we got categories metal,
and blindfold, and potent potables.
Uh, Jess pick.
Metal.
This is one of the big four
thrash metal bands, along with Metallica,
Megadeth, and Slayer.
Ooh.
ACDC?
Ooh.
Negative.
Who's five finger death punch?
That is way newer, bro.
That's way too new.
Uh, fuck.
Which ones? What'd you say?
Along with Metallica, Megadeth, and Slayer.
Oh, fuck.
I wanna say it,
but I'm not gonna.
Be Anthrax.
Yeah.
Uh, Jess pick.
I thought Misfits for a second, then I'm like, nah, it's not thrash.
Are we done with metals?
Uh, no, we got 800 from metals.
You got, uh, Daily Double there.
Ooh.
So you got, uh,
a thousand points to wager.
Okay, I'll do 400.
400. We can't, we can't answer this one down.
Uh, this is one of two metals you,
uh, sorry, this is one of two
metals that make up the Earth's inner core.
That's a tough one.
Cough cough cough cough.
I'm gonna go with
Carbon.
Oh no.
Nickel, nickel or iron.
Damn, I woulda gotten it!
I woulda said copper.
Cause I was just looking up the moon magma.
Yeah, the moon magma, yeah.
Uh, alright, you want, uh,
metals for a thousand?
Yep.
This German metal band is known for hits such as
Dew Hots.
God.
What is Ramstein?
God damn it. Wait, who's?
Who's the fuck?
Tyler Speck, Seinfeld, Potent Potables.
I'll do Seinfeld, I suck at this one, but
we'll do it.
200. Elaine's Eccentric Boss,
played by John O'Hurley.
Either you guys, I didn't want Seinfeld.
Who is Peterson?
Not quite.
That would be
Jay Peterman.
Oh, god damn it.
Uh, man. Tyler Speck?
Fuck, I lost points.
200. This cocktail contains vodka,
peach snobs, cranberry juice,
and orange juice.
I don't fucking know.
Whatever, I'm gonna lose anyway.
What is a screwdriver?
Oh, no.
You say screwdriver every time.
That'd be Sex on the Beach.
Damn. Doesn't a screwdriver have vodka
and orange juice?
I don't know. I gotta look it up. Cause I keep saying it
and losing points. Yeah, it was the answer
to the questions.
Alright, we'll do tote potables again.
For 400.
Color of whiskey before being put in
barrels.
What is clear?
Yes.
God damn it.
Tote potables.
600. This beverage
contains champagne and orange juice.
Samosa.
Yeah, we're gonna answer it.
I was gonna say samosa, but I
didn't hit a button fast enough.
Got it.
You got Seinfeld and
potent potables.
400. Brian Cranston
played this dentist in Seinfeld.
Oh, fuck.
He was a creepy one.
That fucking did like the
laughing gas before he did the fucking
oral surgery. What the fuck is his name?
Tim Watley.
That was fucking hard, dude.
That was a fucking really hard question.
That was not hard.
I knew the fucking like
the thing that he did.
Yeah, just the...
Seinfeld. 600.
Another Daily Dollar.
He's got 1200 dollars.
For Seinfeld?
Uh, yeah. I'm gonna do a hundred.
Alright, the true winner of the
contest.
Who was the true winner? Kramer.
He says Kramer.
That would be Jerry.
Jerry!
I don't remember that episode.
But you lost, you only lost a hundred points.
No, it's not that big of a deal.
You can pick Seinfeld or Potent Potables.
Seinfeld.
Larry David placed a reference to
this superhero in every episode of Seinfeld.
I don't fucking know.
No idea. Is there a Jewish
superhero?
That would be Superman.
Superman was probably the easiest
one to guess, but I was like...
You don't want to lose the points.
Seinfeld.
1000.
The sports team that George works for in part of the show.
The Zuvierk Yankees.
Dan's been...
Dan's in the game now.
You got Potent Potables.
That's it.
I think I'll do Potent Potables.
This non-alcoholic cocktail was named after
the American actress.
What is a Shirley Temple?
Oh yeah.
That's a...
Shirley Temple. And finally for a thousand,
Dan.
Yes.
You got 1200.
Oh, I want to wager...
I'll do 100.
200, 200. I'll wager 200.
Wait, what are the scores?
I'm going to lose either way. What does Tyler have?
Tyler's got 5000. Dan's got 1200.
Jeff has 1100.
I might as well just fucking wager it all because it doesn't matter.
Right?
Proved by the math guy?
This kind of rum
is an apetite colada.
Oh fuck.
That's an easy one, bro!
That's easy!
If he doesn't get it right, can I just answer it?
No, fuck off!
This is everything I got, Tyler!
Calm down!
This kind of rum...
is in what?
A pina colada.
Think about it!
Fuck, I don't drink alcohol, dude. I don't either!
You used to.
I used to. I used to drink a lot.
Oh, it's so fucking easy, Dan!
A pina colada is...
It's like a fruity...
tastes like fucking coconut and vanilla and...
Fuck!
This kind of rum...
I don't know. Come on, Danny boy!
Hmm...
What is...
Come on, Dan!
Dude, I don't know.
I really don't know.
Say something. You bet everything.
Pina colada.
What the fuck is it, bro? Hold on.
Just give me a second. Come on!
Give me a fucking second to think about it, Tyler!
Jeez, I know you know it!
God, give me one fucking second!
I got this.
Hold on.
We gotta get Allymack in here.
This kind of rum...
You got this, Dan.
Do you know what it is, Jeff?
I believe...
You do?
Fuck me!
I gotta drink more alcohol, bro!
I've only got 200 points.
Give me a second.
Just let me fucking...
Let me brainstorm, god damn it!
Think about it. What kind of rum...
What kind of rum are there?
I don't really know a lot about alcohol, dude.
Umm...
What is RPI?
What is that?
That was literally an answer on The Last Jeopardy.
On actual Jeopardy.
Fuck, dude.
Stop!
That hurt, you idiot.
Tyler just cocked his head on the mic.
What is...
Bacardi?
I don't know, dude.
That'd be white rum.
I wouldn't fucking know that!
You act like everybody on the street knows that!
It's fucking easy!
You knew that?
Damn, I gotta drink more. What the fuck, bro?
Down to fucking zero.
I got nothing to wager on.
Tyler's got 5,000, Jeff's got 1,100, and Dan's got...
Zero.
So, uh...
Yeah.
I guess Tyler, text me your wagers.
But, uh...
I don't know, what do you think?
Tyler's got the...
I think Tyler's got this one sealed in the bag.
Dude, I never would've gotten that.
You wanna risk it all or you gonna say safe?
Yeah, of course I'll.
You gonna say safe?
Tyler, give me your wager.
I already gave you my fucking wager.
Alright.
Question, uh, it's actually about board games.
Ooh, I'm gonna board games.
So the question is,
these are the four corners on a Monopoly board.
Dan, you can, uh,
answer just for fun.
I'll answer.
Um...
I don't know what I'm doing
because I can't text you. I don't have your number.
Oh, yeah.
Um, are you on Facebook?
I am.
Alright, let me add you.
What's your name?
I'm Campbell, C-A-M-P-O-S.
I'm not confident on this one,
but that was my best guess.
I don't know which one is you.
Is that you?
No, no.
Alright.
Four corners on a Monopoly board.
It's looking like, uh,
number 11's going to be me.
That's the fucking guy.
Ah!
Alright, just as go, jail, go to jail,
and free parking.
Correct.
Yeah, I got the last two wrong.
Oh, you got up to
2,200.
Tyler says,
go, jail, park place,
and Broadway.
That is not correct.
Those are the ones that I nailed.
He bet 100. He's got 49.
What did Dan say?
Dan said, go to jail,
jail, free parking, and go.
That's correct. He bet zero dollars.
He comes away with zero dollars.
Tyler wins.
Tyler wins!
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy!
What's that? 11?
Yeah, we know.
Jeopardy Hall Saint? Yeah, that's me.
Next time, Dan and Tyler
are going to, or, uh,
Dan and Ali Mack are going to take you out
with their extra 2,000 points.
I should have used my extra 2,000
for the final.
Are they still lost after getting,
after having 2,000 point bonus?
That'll be fun to see.
That'll be really funny.
Alright.
I'd have to, like, sweep the board
to be locked out. Like, I'd have to absolutely
fucking sweep to be locked out.
Dude, those fucking
90's songs in the Tyler category.
It wasn't for those.
Yeah.
Alright, we'll take a break
on the entire podcast.
Thank you for coming on.
Of course, man. Yeah, thanks for coming on.
Good to be here. Thanks, guys. Yeah, it was good.
You wanna come back for Jeopardy?
For next week? No.
Anytime.
Alright, thanks. We'll be back.
Oh!
Yeah, welcome back to our little podcast.
Dan's jamming out over here.
Ugh.
This is why we have to get cameras.
Du hast. Du hast, bitch.
Du hast, mish.
We're back on episode 60 with uh,
Du hast.
Du hast, mish.
How come you didn't get this Jeopardy question?
Which one? The one about
the lobster. Oh, we just hit the lobster first.
I was waiting for him to get it wrong so I could say it, but
I would've got it
if we were in the old Jeopardy.
What is this? What is this? What is this?
What is this? What is this?
Pre-Buzzer Jeopardy, I would've got it.
Dan, your mic's not on. There we go.
Is your mic on now?
Press one, two. Yep, we're good.
Ah, this shit's fast. Yep.
Pre-Buzzer Jeopardy, I would've got
the wrong sign question.
Du hast, mish.
Guaranteed.
Alright. So Tyler, tell us about these
Jew tunnels. Jew tunnels
in New York City. Yeah, let's go down the
rabbi hole.
So did you hear about these
Jew tunnels beforehand?
Did we? Yeah. Yeah, I
was on the news. And Twitter.
It's like all over Twitter. Yeah.
I heard about the Hamas tunnels.
Nah, these fucking, these guys in New York City,
they are of the
Jewish descent and faith,
have these tunnels
underneath their church that they
dug. And their
official story is that
during COVID, they wanted to
not go outside, so they dug a
tunnel underneath the thing so they could
get to their temple from their like
male, like
holding area. And
they're like, yeah, that's it.
That's all the things. But they're like, the tunnels
looked like they were about to be expanded,
like going out different areas and shit.
And
when the cops went in, they're like,
what the fuck are you guys doing?
They literally fucking, they had a riot of these fucking
like Hasidic Jews. They were throwing like
benches at cops and shit. And like
they were sitting in the tunnel so the cops couldn't
go into the tunnel. But then the cops arrested
like 12 of them or something. There was
like 12 or 14 of them.
And then they like, they started like just getting
everybody out of the fucking temple when they explored
the, they explored the fucking like the tunnels.
They found mattresses
stained with something,
some substance,
baby fucking
height chairs and shit.
And like they're like, yeah,
it was just tunnels for COVID and stuff. It's like
what the fuck's going on
with this shit? Like you don't just make a
tunnel because you don't want to go outside.
Like what the fuck's
going on? Where was this? This is in New York City.
Yeah, I
saw the picture of the mattress that was like stained.
Yeah, it's weird. Like there's like, what
the fuck are you guys doing in these tunnels?
And also these tunnels were like three
feet by three feet. I don't know. Maybe they're just
hiding because they like, you know, there's so much
anti-semitism. I mean, dude, let's
break this down, right?
Maybe I shouldn't.
We're gonna get canceled.
We're already canceled. But
all I'm saying is like
they made some more real estate
and one of the most
like real estate
like expensive places in the world.
Yeah. But also they just made
more. They destabilized the building
in between their buildings.
They don't care. They just made more real estate.
They can charge. They're probably charging people rent
down there. That's probably
what they were doing. Yeah.
It's fucking weird. Like what the fuck is going on?
Why are you making tunnels?
Yeah. Like that's fucking like
people are like, oh yeah, it's COVID when
they did it. I'm like, that doesn't even fucking make sense.
And it's like, yeah, you need
a fucking building permit. Yeah.
They're just like, no, we're gonna dig tunnels.
Like what the fuck are you guys doing?
Like also there's
so much shit underground in New York City.
There's like fucking like wires and fucking
like, you know, you could dig too far down
and end up in a fucking subway system and shit.
Like what the fuck are you guys thinking?
Yeah. I wonder if they called 811.
You know what that is?
Call before you dig. Like that's like
anytime you do like any job in the house
like a contractor, they have to call
811 to make sure that
there's no electrical lines or like
gas lines or subway systems or anything.
I had a friend
that didn't do that
and hit a gas line.
Yeah.
The gas was spewing out
and they had to, if they
had called the city, they would have gotten
probably like gone to jail
or something like that. So they had to get
a plumber that was willing to
help them fix this
active gas line. Oh my god.
And then just rebury it.
Yeah, dude, because that's like
that's a huge crime.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Like that's like
felony level crime. Yeah.
So they're like, well, we need some fucking
experts and we gotta...
Well, was it just an accident? Did they pay the fucking plumber?
Yeah, but you're supposed to call 811
before you dig. Well, I don't know that.
There's signs everywhere. It says
there's not sounds on my house that say that.
It's very similar to
911 for a reason. Because it's
like the next most important number.
Like before you put a shovel in your yard.
Even if I dig in my backyard? Yes.
You have to call 811.
We should call 811. Let's see what happens.
Let's not call 811.
Let's not do that. Why?
Because that's a stupid idea.
It's just an information line.
Let's see.
Is it like a real person you talk to?
What if I call 811?
Let's see what happens.
You say 811
somewhere. Don Wadd calls
811. Dan, I'll be trying
to make some of those drew tunnels.
I don't need the property so I can
go get pringles in my
house around.
I ain't going to be going out of the cold.
Let's see. Your state
811 center will inform
utility operators in your area that they
need to mark any buried utility lines
on your property with paint or
flags. So they'll come out and do it.
It's like a service. If
you said that, I'm going to go dig a drew
tunnel in my backyard.
They would come out and they'd mark any gas lines
or electrical lines or anything like that with paint
or flags. Interesting.
What if you dig and you find something valuable?
It's on your property.
Doesn't the government
take that? No, that's actually not true.
Specifically, if you have
oil on your property and you dig and you
get an oil-like thing,
that's your oil. You own it because it's your property.
Kind of.
Also
with precious metals, if you found
a gold ore vein or something in
your backyard and you got it,
that's your property. Not in New York
State. Not in New York State? No, dude.
New York State, the law in New York
State is any gold you find in
New York State belongs to the state of New York. That's
bullshit. If you found
a nugget of
raw fucking gold, that's
New York State property. That's fucking horseshit.
Yeah, of course it is, dude.
That sums up New York State
in fucking one sentence. You know what I do?
I melt it down. They can't track that.
Well, dude, I wouldn't tell them one because
it's such a fucking greedy law.
You find gold, it's our gold.
Even though there's no gold in this state,
if you do happen to find some, it's
our gold.
You know where they're fucking fascist is Montana.
Why?
Why do you think they're fascist? Because I was
watching Yellowstone
State troopers. No, they're
gay mordans, which is kind
of like a cop that enforces wildlife
laws. It's a ranger.
It's a forest ranger. But they
fucking go out and they
fucking check people's...
Oh, you shot this doe and you
didn't have a fucking Class B license.
You had a Class A license.
So you're fucking getting all these
tickets. It's just like
fucking fascism.
You had to have a hunting license,
Casey, for specific things. But why?
Because we've hunted
animals out of extinction.
To extinction, not out of extinction.
But it's Montana. There's nobody there.
That'd be an interesting thing if we could hunt an animal
out of extinction.
How could we do that? If we killed a bunch of
priders in an area where there's only like
a limited amount. You could hunt other
animals, their prey, out of
extinction. But then they wouldn't be
extinct.
It's not possible. One cop was like,
oh, we've got signs that this person
had a fucking campfire
last night and it's just like a tent in the middle
of fucking nowhere. He's like,
you're not allowed to have a campfire here.
He's like, I'm gonna
stay... You waited hours to
have a chat with them. They're fucking hardcore.
If you don't put out your fire the
correct way, they'll fucking hunt you down.
Damn.
I've never had an issue with them because I've
always done the proper
putting the thing in and then burying it.
But in the city, you can do whatever
the fuck you want. You can fucking shoot somebody
down. They probably won't even catch you.
Dude, I feel like it's such like...
I'm not bashing cops at all.
Because I think like
I think it's a noble job.
I think it's cool.
I took a couple police tests.
You took a couple police tests. I remember the first time I met you.
You took a test to be a park ranger, right?
Yeah, it was the Department of
Environmental Protection for New York City.
EVA.
What do they call it? It's NCON
up here, but down there it's the
DP
Department of
Department of Environmental
No, DEP.
But being a cop
sometimes is like you're just the bearer of bad
news. And you're just
like the guy going
around telling people they can't do shit.
It's kind of lame 90% of the
time. Yeah, but I want to be a cop
until this fucking George Floyd shit happened.
Because once that happened, you're
public enemy number one if you're a fucking cop. You can
do your job perfectly and everyone still hates you.
Yeah, it's like you got to really
want that like
I almost feel like that forces people
who don't want to. Would have been good
cops to fucking
leave. Right, right. Because like
I and like people are like, well, the police force
has gone down like training and stuff. It's like
this is what you guys fucking wanted.
This is exactly what you guys fucking wanted.
You first off made the cops publicly
public enemy number one.
All the good cops fucking left.
All the cops you said that you didn't want
to be on the force are the only ones fucking left
because they're corrupt and they'll do whatever the fuck they want
anyways. And then guess what?
Good people don't want to go into a fucking corrupt police
force. And guess what? You fucking
succeeded. All the police are fucking scumbags.
Right. It's like not all of them
but like there's a vast majority now
that are fucking just scumbags now because
you fucking did this. You guys
literally took a fucking thing that was a good
thing and you guys are like, no
we don't like it. We're going to fucking just punch a
cop for no fucking reason when he's
off duty. So they're just like, fuck it. I don't want to
be a cop anymore. I want to fucking help people
and now the people who shouldn't be fucking cops
are the only ones that are trying to be cops now.
It's a fucking disgrace. I fucking hate
these people for it. Yeah. It's like
the people that stick around now are the people
that really want the uniform.
For the wrong reasons.
Whereas like you and me took tests
because it's like, oh this is like
similar to EMS you get to help. You want to help
people. You get a pension.
There's more. You're more taken care of.
It's like, it's just, it's more
like. But I don't want people attacking my
family because I'm a fucking cop. Right. And I
talked to a trooper about that and I said
I'm like, dude, like are you
ever worried that like people like
come to your personal address? He's like, it's a big
problem. We don't talk about it. Yeah.
Like he's like, it's like
not discussed but it's a fucking problem.
Yeah. He goes, but if anybody came to
my house. I'd kill them. They're not getting through the
front fucking door. No. Like
yeah, that sucks.
But like, yeah, like you fucking like
if they do like the ID, what's your badge
number and stuff, they get your fucking address. Right.
It's like I think
and like they're like, why do cops not want to give you
your badge number out? Because somebody can come
and fucking kill you. Right. Or try
to hurt your family. Right. It's like what
if you arrest a cartel member or something? Yeah.
And like give me your badge number.
It's just like, and you can't not
give them your badge number because that's fucking
illegal. But there's like, and then
what if they find your badge number? They can find out your entire fucking
police record and your address.
Right. Why is that public information?
Because
you are a government official
and you're like a thing but like they
have to like put like your name and like the database
and like your record and shit.
Like that's just a fucking thing. I think
it's stupid. I think that cop's
address shouldn't be on their fucking thing.
I don't think their actual
addresses. Their actual address is on the thing.
Man.
It's a tough gig. It's a tough
gig being a cop. But
I feel like
I feel like really
like people
with an IQ above like 124
have no interest in those kind of jobs.
They don't want to be blue collar workers.
Like I asked
Jeff one time. I'm like
have you ever thought about like being
a cop or anything like that? He goes absolutely not.
Never. It was just like
like not even like not even
on his radar of something that you consider
a job. It was just
such a quick answer. Like absolutely
not. I wouldn't really want to
work in a job where it's just like
sitting in an office. Oh yeah.
I don't either.
I'm getting out of that being like
I want to be on the field doing stuff. I'm like I'm fucking
sick of that shit man. Right.
That's why I'm taking this one. But also I want to
just be sitting in a fucking desk. I'd be going
out like going places and doing shit.
So like half the time I'd
be in the fucking desk being like
but then the other half of the time I'm actually out
doing shit. Yeah. Which is the cool part.
That desk shit gets old fucking quick.
The money doesn't.
Well yeah. Doing what you're doing.
Yeah there's money in it. Yeah.
But basically I'm like I don't care
anymore. I just want to make money for my family.
Like I'm going to be married
soon. Right. Like I'm starting like an actual
family. Like it's not about me anymore. Right.
Like I'm not number one anymore.
Like it's going to be my wife. Actually
it's going to be my kids then my wife
then me. Right.
Like it's not just about me anymore.
Dude that's
very mature. It's like
the most mature thing I've ever heard you say.
What do you mean?
It's just
a really mature outlook.
Yeah. Because I'm like I wanted to play
hero for fucking the last you know eight
years. Right. And now I'm like I'm getting married.
I'm going to start a family and stuff. I can't
I don't know I can't play hero
anymore. I got to do like an actual like job
where I can make money and provide for my family and shit.
Like it's like it's like it's not
me anymore. Yeah that's dude. I
feel like that's a thing that happens to
like some people never
go through that though. Yeah. You know
they just never
like I mean like the
reason I stayed so long
working on an ambulance is because the job
I had didn't require much.
And I didn't give it much.
I barely gave it.
So
but I got to that same point.
I was just like dude like
this is just
it's
it takes you got to really be into
it for like. I also
look at it like from like the thing like
the people who've been in EMS who have kids
and have a family they're all fucking miserable.
Yeah. Every single one of them is like
I fucking hate my wife. I hate my job.
My kids are annoying. I'm like
and there's no end in sight. Yeah. As like an
ambulance boy there's no end in
sight. No. If you if you're not on
a fire department and you're just playing ambulance
boy. Yeah. With a family
that's like I'm surprised more
people don't fucking put guns in their mouth. Oh yeah.
But like you've
met the fucking old salt dogs that have like three
kids and a fucking like four ex-wives
and shit. Yeah. It's like in like
in like I read
into it if you are like just on an
ambulance not doing any other job you have like a fucking
like 80 percent chance of divorce. Oh
no doubt.
And I'm like and I'm like and I got like
I love my fiancee. I'm going
to marry her and I'm like I
am going to have kids with her and stuff. I don't want to be
that fucking old salt dog. I want
to I want to be able to fucking provide
for my family and then literally be
like hey if they want something
I can get them that. Like I make enough money
where if like oh they want to take a vacation
somewhere I'll be able to do that.
I'll be able to get the time wall.
I don't want to just be and I don't fucking I'll have
hours like a fucking human being. I won't
be fucking six to six a.m.
six to six p.m. You know fucking
just. Right. Going
going out of this fucking shit like
it's like I'm like I'm getting like
I'm 25. I'm almost 26 but I'm
like and I'm like oh I'm getting older but like
I really am. I'm getting older. I'm
fucking starting a family and shit. Like I got it.
I got more shit to worry about than just me.
I mean when it's just me
being an ambulance boy will pay the bills and stuff
but like I got I'm going to have a wife and have
fucking kids. Like it's like I can't just
like that's not something that I can like
right. It's like a great way to spend
like you know like your
your 20s like doing that kind
of thing. But then that's like once once
you get outside your 20s like
if you haven't made a career
like if you don't have a career
job in it like you're working
on an ambulance you're just at you. It's you're
taking time bomb like for some disaster
in your life. Also
physically it sucks. Right.
Like when I first did it was like
nothing but like I'm 20 I'm almost 26
now and like lifting up these patients
is a lot harder than it used to be. Oh yeah.
Like I had like last
like this I don't know. I mean
250 pound patient that I had to lift
up and my partner couldn't get in
there because I can like the bathroom Bermuda
Triangle shit. So it was only
me and I had to fucking basically dead lift
her up and she was like fucking dead
weight. So I had to fucking lift her up
myself and then put her onto the stretcher
outside. So I did I did only just
have to lift her up. I had to lift her up like
this with my arms dragging her
feet over to the stretcher and then drop her
down. Right. And I'm like
when I'm fucking 40 I can't
do that shit. Like even
when I'm 35 I don't think I could do that shit
like I'm like I
mean I'm not like getting physically weaker
but like my knees are fucking hurting
now and shit like my back. I wake up with fucking
back pain and neck pain and shit. I'm like
this shit's like destroy this shit destroys your
body too. Yeah.
And like I'm like I'm like I
don't want to do this for the rest of my life
type shit. I'm like I want to get out.
It does. It pays you in feel goods but it doesn't
pay you in like actual money. No.
You know I think we just need a sponsorship
Hey Nike we heard you broke up with
Tiger Woods recently.
How would you like to sponsor Untitled Podcast?
Can you imagine if we
got a sponsorship from if
if they actually sponsored our
degenerate fucking
Listen all we're asking is
Nike shoes. You gotta wear them all the time.
Purple like neon
purple and pink. Listen Nike
sponsor our 100th episode
in Honolulu Hawaii.
We just need $10,000. We gotta
go to the fucking places that we're
fucking worth it. Dude that'd be
go to GameStop.
Ask for Mitch. Yeah
was it Mitch or was that at Walmart?
We could go to Walmart and be like hey Mitch in electronics.
We gotta hunt
down. We're gonna hunt down
all the people. Mason the movie man.
We're gonna find Mason the movie man.
Yeah dude we should
we should make a behind the scenes
documentary making the podcast.
Make it like all
dramatic. Like fucking like Hearts of Darkness
like shit like fucking from
Apocalypse Now like the
background fucking like documentary from the
movie. I've never seen that.
Like they show like the background
like in like fucking they're shooting in hurricanes
and shit like the entire set gets destroyed.
One guy loses his fucking mind
and runs off into the jungle and shit like
Who would that be on the podcast
Tyler?
Maybe
maybe both. We could use
that like as a promotion
you know like make a documentary
put it out for like
Casey's Out.
Four kids just making a shitty podcast
more kids.
Yeah but like I just
I just don't see a fucking future in it man.
I really don't. Yeah I mean dude
you know it's really it's a good thing to do when you're
young. It like gives you a perspective
like it does. Like it gives you
a perspective that you're not gonna get anywhere else. You're gonna see
like the darkness that that fucking
humans can do. Um but
you're also gonna like be able to like
actually help people and shit. But
like you the people that you help are very
few and far between. You're just gonna see
the worst shit that you can fucking see.
Like fucking rip apart
fucking people and shit. You're like whatever
I'm fucking so desensitized. I'm like
fucking legs off whatever just put on the
stretcher let's fucking go. I don't
care. Fucking my kids will be like
oh I saw a scary thing.
I'll be like you wanna see real scary? I don't wanna be
like that fucking guy.
Should we tell them about how
the call that you had this week? Nah
well you can talk about that after. I think that
was funny. It was funny but
I don't wanna do anything you know like
that.
We'll talk about that afterwards. What was that?
I was scratching my nose.
Oh cause I do that when I'm pretending
with my girlfriend when I'm pretending to
be autistic. Right? I go like this.
No I was actually like scratching
my nose. One two three four five six
seven eight. Like it's a fucking tick.
You were doing exactly
what I do. Um let me
think.
But
like specifically after getting engaged like it really
kind of like made my mind set
kind of change cause I'm like it's like real now.
Like I gotta like do shit for my family.
Like I'm getting engaged. I'm doing all this shit.
Like I'm actually engaged now. I'm gonna get married.
We're planning a fucking wedding now which is fucking
nuts. Dude I was uh
I actually did a chart
for a call that was on the street
that you always mention. Your horror call.
The horror call. I can't say what
street it is. But
this guy literally got shot
ten times. Right? Somebody
you know what street
it is. And
it was yeah if you
add another if you add another
two to that that's where it was
on that street. But
dude this guy got shot
ten times.
Somebody wanted this guy dead.
Dead. Yeah.
Did they ever tell you about the call that I was fucking
in Schenectady. I was smoking a
cigarette outside like in the base. Like you know
the Schenectady station. Like they had like the
like the main base and they had like the side one.
Like I had the side
bay door open. I was smoking a cigarette out there.
It was like fucking like 8pm during
the summertime. I was smoking a
cigarette. Then I heard, HEY!
I'm like oh what the fuck's going on over there?
And I'm like I thought somebody was talking to me and they used to start arguing
back and forth. So I'm like oh whatever.
So I just look over. I'm fucking
taking a drag off my fucking cigarette. Blowing it out.
Like whatever. It's just one of these fucking days.
Um
Then the guy pulls out a fucking 45.
Point blank. Shoots him in the face.
Goes over and puts two more bolts in his
head and then runs away. Jesus
Christ. So I just fucking take my cigarette
and put it out. I close the thing.
And I call dispatch. I'm like hey dispatch.
He's like yeah what's up Tyler. I'm like um
So
We're gonna need PD here. He's like
oh what's going on. I'm like I just watched some guy get fucking
murdered. Damn.
Yeah. Yeah that scene is not safe.
No. We waited for the cops to get there
and then fire department got there
and then we didn't even have to go to the fucking
scene because it was fucking like they called
it like before we got across the street.
Right. The guy's head was gone
but like he fucking put two in him fucking
like that's a fucking cold motherfucker. Oh no.
You go and fuck around man.
This
case that I was looking
at. If this guy just had a bulletproof vest on
he would have been alive. Really?
It sucks dude. It was because he was center mass?
Yep. All the stuff in here.
That's why I always walk around with
a bulletproof vest on. I'm always wearing
a vest bro. Be like Kanye. Kanye
wears a vest constantly. I don't blame him.
Oh. He doesn't want to get too pocked.
But like dude light vests
are like pretty like. I had one.
It was 200 bucks. Yeah they're not
expensive. Yeah. You can't buy them in New York now.
I don't give a fuck what they say
dude. You can't. You know that they
take all your fucking gold. I don't
give a fuck what they say. Any gold
you find in this state they fucking take.
So why would I trust them about anything? Oh you can't
have a fucking baton to defend
yourself. You can't keep any gold
that you find.
You can't even have a taser. You can't have pepper
spray. You can't buy bulletproof vests. You can't do
anything. This is the state of nothingness.
Actually I want to have Jeff talk
about that next time. Because he
had a list of stuff he wanted to talk
about. That we had talked about on the podcast
that he wanted to add to.
Next time he comes. Yeah.
And one of the things
he was talking about. I'll let him elaborate on
this. But when he said, you think Albany
is going to be a metropolitan area?
Yeah. He thinks the opposite
of that. But I'll let him explain
his perspective. But
he had a lot more stuff to say. I
feel bad that we didn't get to it.
But he had a whole list. He
listens to the podcast and takes notes dude.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
What were you talking about before? Number one hype man.
Yeah. What were
you talking about before that?
We were talking about
sad boy ambulance boy
stuff. Beosworth.
Oh yeah. You missed
one. You missed one Casey.
I'm sure I've heard it 50 times.
About the guy being murdered.
Oh. He watched
somebody get shot twice in the face.
Oh.
You said that on the
podcast one time. I was like no you didn't.
Yes I did. The fucking footage
of it. And the fucking cameras
at fucking you know the green box.
Oh man. There's fucking footage of it.
I believe you. I believe you.
Unbelievable Casey.
Casey comes in with his fucking
stupid fucking gay shit.
Dude I believe you. Fucking Ali
Matt comes in and he's just like I'm angry cause you
don't like Stephen Hawking. And I'm like I
don't care. I don't like him. And fucking
Casey's just like everything Tyler says
on this podcast is a lie.
What station was this?
One. Okay.
So alright
for the viewers my friend
just did a review to
Case. Yeah. Right. For somebody
that
that was shot in the exact location
that he was talking about.
That's all I can. I'm not giving away
too much information. No. It's a rough area.
And we were having a discussion today about how
that's like a bi-yearly occurrence.
Yeah. Like right in front of that
station. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a rough
fucking. It's a rough area. It's like so
I don't know why they decided
to put a station there cause it's a shitty part of
the city. Yeah. Well it used to be
a tire shop and I don't think. No
it didn't used to be that bad.
And it just got progressively worse.
It's like the worst part of the city is one block over.
Right. It's rough.
Yeah. That is that city's been in a
state of decay for the last 40 years.
So and
well that place
is at the epicenter. Yeah.
It's a fucking disaster. Of the decay.
So cars drive
through the fucking front of the building.
Crack heads take hammers to the door.
To the door. Yeah. Oh yeah.
Hammer guy. Ah.
It's great. Yeah.
Ah.
Fuck man. I don't know
man. Jew tunnels. 2024
started off fucking weird man. Yeah. What
were those? I mean I want to know how big of a tunnel.
It was three by three. Three
foot by three foot. Oh
dude I was thinking that they were like big enough
to like. No it's three feet by three feet.
No it's fucking three feet by three three. It's
fucking weird.
Dude what are they up to?
Yeah it's fucking weird. I bet we could
figure it out just based on
like human. Like it's pretty much like the size
of underneath this table.
Dude one it's
illegal. They're digging tunnels
to the World Trade Center.
So it went. There are bombs in there.
I don't know. So it went
from where to where again? It went from the
one fucking building that they own to the other
building that they own but there's a building in the middle that they don't
own and they just dug a fucking three foot
by three foot tunnel underneath
that and then it looked like they were branching out
more.
Dude.
Look historically
Jews are really smart.
Right. They have their one standard
deviation above the
general population in IQ.
Right. So what do they know that we don't?
Is what I want to know. They're building
fucking tunnels.
But I mean
it's weird that they're enemies. That's what they're known
for is building tunnels.
With who? With Hamas.
Hamas yeah. They
operate in tunnels. So
why are the Jews now operating in tunnels? Well it must just be like
an Israel. Maybe it was practice
dude. Maybe they were practice
tunnels. But why are you
digging tunnels in New York City? How
long was this tunnel?
It was like a building size tunnel.
Like lengthwise. Because it was like
a building. Then there's a middle
building. Then there's another building that they owned.
And like the middle building they dug
completely under. Well maybe
there's just one guy who just started digging
and showed his friend and he's like dude that's
pretty fucking dope. Like I'll help.
And he's like yeah like what if we just like
kept going with it and we had our
own secret passage.
That's still fucking weird. I
would dude if you were digging a tunnel I'd fucking help you.
We could dig a tunnel in here. Yeah.
Where would we go? China.
It doesn't matter where you go. It's the
adventure Tyler. Jesus fucking
Christ. We could build a direct line to China
and trade. We need to call 811.
Yeah no fuck that. We can't tell
them. Bureau of Tax
Retrade with China. Just saying.
Right. I mean dude think
of this like logically. You have to go through the molten
core. What advantage
would a tunnel give you?
I don't know but House Cavern seems pretty cool.
You can make a base in there.
I mean dude it's got it.
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say it's got something to do
with money.
Jesus Christ.
People call me anti-semantic.
No no I'm just saying it's like
dude they're smart with their money.
So there's some
monetary gain there.
I don't fucking know.
Dude it's sketch man. I don't know
it's weird. I don't like it. It makes me
angry. Well
dude I don't know.
The fuck are they doing down there?
Alright let's
let's ask Google.
What the Jews are doing in the tunnels.
What is
with the
Jew tunnels?
That's how we're starting off 2024
with Jew tunnels.
Do we have Jew tunnels on the
2024 bingo card?
Secret tunnels
discovery
under New York Synagogue
spurs conspiracy theories. Well yeah.
I mean
it's not normal.
It's not normal behavior.
News of a
brawl between police and worshipers on
Monday over a secret underground tunnel
connected to a historic
Brooklyn synagogue
was picked up quickly on social media.
That's why I'm picturing like cops fighting
with Jews.
Dude you didn't see the video?
They literally are fighting the
cops with the Hasidic Jews with the hats
and the fucking cloaks and shit.
They're fighting the cops.
Yeah dude fucking look it up.
Look up the
Jew tunnel synagogue fucking fight.
What the fuck.
It says
the fight began.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is the fight began when they showed up with a cement
truck to fill in the fucking
the tunnel.
Look at how many of them there. It's fucking there.
That's fucking nuts. Look at that.
Get back.
Let's go.
Get out.
Fuck man.
This is fucking weird.
Like why would you fight the cops?
What's the reasoning for it?
It's bizarre.
We're gonna
get out the fucking zip tie fucking
handcuffs.
That's because there's so many of them. When they're using zip ties
that means there's just too many.
Get the fuck
out.
I'm just reading a little bit about it.
I'm gonna have to do some more
research and draw
some logical conclusion.
What the fuck are they doing? It's fucking
weird.
They don't know. Nobody knows.
They said it was for COVID but like I
don't believe that. For COVID? What does COVID have to
do with it? They said that they wanted to get
between their housing
to the synagogue without
like going outside for COVID. That's
their fucking official story.
That doesn't fucking make sense.
Bro. I just figured it out.
What?
I might have to save it for off the pod.
Oh no.
So hear me. Okay.
I'll say it but hear me out.
We can edit this out if we need to.
Clap.
So he sees
a spike on the waveform.
So
so say
say
Israel wanted to drag the United States into a
war with Hamas.
Okay.
You could do that by
having Hamas
attack the United States.
Or have in
air quotes Hamas
attack the United States.
Like 9-11. Somebody under the name
of Hamas, whether it's Hamas
or not.
Like if you wanted to like
invade oil in Iraq.
Invade oil.
Have some Saudi Arabians like fly a plane
and do a little thing or something.
So say
you knew that some
sort of attack was coming but you wanted
to protect your family. Say you had some
insider knowledge.
So you go into a fucking tunnel.
And you knew that something was coming.
You were informed
to
get the fuck out of New York City.
Then just get out of New York City.
Don't fucking build a tunnel. That's fucking weird.
But if you had some
information about what this attack might be like.
You say oh well if I just
built a tunnel I'll be safe.
You'd have to have like a tunnel
that was safe from radiation.
Nobody said that Casey.
You're just putting words in my mouth.
I didn't say the N word.
I didn't say nuclear.
I didn't say that.
But you took it there.
I'm assuming if there's like an end of the world
situation that nukes would be dropped.
And then you go into hiding
in your tunnel.
A fucking tunnel that's three feet by three feet that's barely
under the surface. That's not going to do shit.
Then you sterilize New York City
and then everything is yours.
I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.
I'm talking about
a false flag
attack on the United States.
Somebody had some insider information
and they built
a safe house
for their family.
I don't know.
That's my synopsis.
So you're saying that this could just be
like an underground shelter.
Basically a bomb shelter.
Yeah. That you wouldn't
really want other people to know about.
Where does provoking
people to go
against Hamas come into that?
Well, it's like
OK, so say
you
wanted to attack the United States,
right?
And you wanted to do it from
the inside. Who would want
Hamas to attack the United States the most?
The Jews. Israel.
Because then it would draw
the United States and all their
weaponry into the war.
So they have to be involved.
And they would be, they'd use the United
States to level
Gaza. They would just literally
use, the United States could
level Gaza tonight.
Yeah. Right.
But they're already... 24 hours. Like it would be
glass. Right.
Like Israel doesn't have the fire
power to do that. The United States does.
Yeah, but they're
already winning this war and they're already
almost invaded all of Gaza.
Like they're already almost won.
Yeah, but don't you want to turn
every building to rubble?
No. Why would you invade
a place that doesn't... Why would you invade...
Why would you want to invade a place that
won't have any resources? It doesn't make sense.
No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No resources. What do you mean no resources?
If you bombed out everything. That's fucking
prime real estate. If you can get all those
shitty buildings out of the way. No, but if you bombed
out everything, you'd have to worry about the
fucking, like
the radiation if you used a nuke or
the fucking shrapnel and shit
or undetonated bombs and shit.
There's a place in Vietnam
that we bombed more of
than the entirety
of World War II combined from
everybody. In Vietnam there's a place
it's called...
They have like giant pots
there. It's like the land of giant pots or something.
But like you still can't
go around there because there's undetonated
bombs fucking everywhere.
So like why would you
want to invade a place
that you're not going to be able to fucking settle
or you're not going to be able to fucking use anything
there? Right. Like it doesn't make sense.
Fine. It doesn't make sense.
Tyler said it doesn't make sense.
Well no, because the US wants to have a
base in the Middle East. They already do.
It's fucking Israel. They have a lot of bases.
No, but if they bombed
out Gaza, set up a base in Gaza...
They already have a base everywhere.
They don't want to set a base in... Dude, that is
ocean front property, bro. That is
prime real estate.
So the United States would have a personal
interest in getting that property.
Right? Yeah. In Palestine.
Dude, they could honestly
turn Palestine into a fucking dope
ass place. And I think, you know what?
The United States, Biden, needs an
excuse to invade
Gaza and get that property.
So just like you
were saying about how Israel
needs an excuse...
To drag the United States into the war.
Biden also wants an excuse.
And this is all, you know,
we're just brainstorming
here. We're not saying that
this is what's going on.
No, I actually believe that.
I love all people.
Oh, I think
Biden has personal interest in the...
Biden's going to drop the bath towel
around some children. Yeah.
What? What does that mean?
What the fuck is going on?
What happened? This
one off the rails.
We are in the fucking weeds.
We are in the weeds.
I
named the episode that, right?
In the weeds. Yeah. Fucking
stay inside, no weed.
There's something I wanted to talk about
and I sent it in the chat.
Carrots?
No, hold on a sec.
Here's something I want to talk about. Why can
Rihanna say the N-word?
She's black. Yeah, but she's not
American. She's black.
But she's from Trinidad.
It doesn't matter. She's black.
But
she's not an American.
What about the fucking idiots who fucking
like, what about fucking like Puerto Rican guys
that come over? They say the N-word.
They aren't American. Yeah, like 6'9".
How come he can say the N-word?
Because he's fucking not white.
As long as you're not white, you can say the N-word.
So Asians can say the N-word? Probably.
I don't know, actually. Then why do
black people get mad when Asians
When uh... But I feel just don't like Asians.
Like that's like a well-known fact. You know how there's that
word in Japanese
or Chinese that sounds like the N-word?
Oh yeah, it's the word
Pepsi.
Really? Pepsi? Or Coca-Cola.
Something like that.
No, there's one in Korean, there's one in like
Japanese. It's like a common
word. Yeah. Yeah, it means like okay
or something. Right.
But they say that all the time. You ever put vodka in milk?
Huh? You ever put vodka in milk?
No. What does that do?
Nothing. It's just disgusting.
Why would I do that then?
Because it's just an interesting thing.
I thought you might have done it because you've done weird things before.
No.
I haven't been there yet. There's a lot of
things I have done. But that's not
I haven't done that one yet.
Jesus Christ. No.
Dan, did you have an actual topic?
You know
Yeah, but I looked at it
and
looking at it at a different time.
There was something that you said like
reminded me to talk about, right? Yeah, yeah.
Like now for some reason I have better judgment
than when I wrote that. I don't know why.
But why
I thought Down syndrome was a genetic advantage
in some way.
How it could be good for a society.
I mean you have more chromosomes, right?
That's an advantage. Did you know that fucking
30% of children born
after the year 2020 have autism?
Wait, say that stat again.
30% of children
born after the year 2020 have been diagnosed
with autism.
Damn.
75% of this podcast has autism.
Who's the one that does it?
I don't know.
It's up to the viewers.
Actually send us your emails
at untitledpodcast73
at gmail.com.
Tell us who you think is the most autistic.
Actually from one to four
rate who you think
is the most autistic to the least autistic.
And for a chance to win
what do they win?
20 bucks.
I don't know how you win that.
But okay.
No, they get a free
signed autographed picture
of Dan's dick.
No.
Yeah, send them a picture of that fucking
sick one of you with your fucking
Yeah, autographed.
That's priceless, bro.
Dude, you look fucking jacked in that picture, bro.
Which picture?
The one where you're naked
but you're fucking flexing in the mirror.
Yeah, dude.
You can do that picture, dude.
We'll give them an autographed
picture.
No, that's not showing in that one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm covering it
with my hand. Yeah, all right.
Sure.
Okay, that's fine.
All you have to do is
send us an email.
We'll send you that for free.
Dan's sexy picture.
So down syndrome.
Hear me out on this, dude.
You have
it's kind of like
nature's super soldier.
You've got somebody
do I want to say this out loud?
I'm sure you do.
No, let's save it for
next time.
I'm going to keep this one's going to stay
inside my head.
It's just, you know,
somebody you can kind of send down
range and just somebody
who can just go and fuck shit
up. I mean, it's just kind of like
you see how that would be kind of like an
advantage to a tribe. I guess.
Like if we had down syndrome soldier.
Yes.
If you were just like, dude, here's a fucking
sword.
That might be the name of the episode.
Here's a sword.
There's the direction.
Go.
That's all you have to say.
And they just go.
And they just do what has to be done.
And they that part of your
brain that makes you overthink things
like that gets in the way
that causes some apprehension.
You don't have that.
You come to a point where they only draft people.
Well, they draft people first that had down
syndrome.
Then they'd have the genetic
advantage.
I think it is an advantage in that
situation. I think if you're in a tribal
situation, you
just got somebody that's just going to shut logic
off and just do whatever
just do what needs to be done. He's going to
go do the job. That's it.
They just like
I'm. Yeah, there's a lot more.
I can say.
I think I think I'll stop there.
You get where I'm going. I sure
I do. I sure do. That's our
I don't want to use the word expendable.
But
that's the counterpart. That's our counterpart to
Chinese super super soldiers
is down syndrome soldiers.
Down syndrome soldiers.
Right.
Yeah. I think a couple of them are
just a step above that. Anyway,
most infantry.
Oh, good. Yeah.
But
.
All right.
So let's wrap this one.
Are we wrapping this up?
Part of me feels like it's just not done.
You said you want to go home at midnight.
I think Tyler wants to go home now.
All right. So we're wrapping it up.
What else you got? That's it.
I really have.
What else do I got?
Let's take a look. I don't care.
Dude, I can stay in. I'm just fucking saying
that Dan wanted to go home.
But if you want to stay, let me see if I could
find this picture.
Hold on a sec.
So
So my hamster's doing good.
I got
to see her after being away for a week and a half.
Oh, yeah. Who took care
of her while you were gone? My grandmother.
Nice. What's her name again?
My hamster, my grandmother.
Both.
We're talking about family.
My hamster's name is Tifa and my grandmother's name is
Lynn.
Wait, what's your hamster's name?
Tifa. Yeah, from Final Fantasy 7.
And Tifa.
Interesting.
Yeah, Lynn. Lynn Lee
is her name.
Huh.
I got to get a hamster. I think my cats
would eat it, though. If you keep it in the cage,
they can't get in there.
Yeah, pictures of it. Yeah, I do.
I want to see a picture of this hamster.
Tifa.
And Tifa.
You named your hamster after Tifa?
No, for retard.
What's your big beef with
Tifa? Because they're a bunch of
fucking idiots.
What the fuck do you want me to say? I think they're just out there
trying to support a cause, you know?
Oh, you shut the fuck up.
I will light you on fire. Casey,
what did you have to talk about?
Um...
Let's see.
There's a
recent one. She's eating a piece of cheese.
Where'd you get her? At PetSmart?
Yeah, my fiance got her for me.
Because I went to PetSmart
and I went up to the cage
and I'm like, hey! And then one came up and went
like this. And like
just locked eyes with me. And then started
doing a little weird dance.
And I'm like, I like that one.
Whatever. Well, I was like, it's okay.
Whatever. Then two days later I came home
and there's a cage with the hamster in it.
So she picked you. Yeah.
That's what my cat did with me.
When I went to get her from the rescue, they opened the cage
and she jumped onto my shoulder. And I
couldn't get her off. And then she like fell on my
arms and she like pretended to be like a little
princess. You know? And then I got
her home and realized that she was a fucking thief.
Fucking steals everything.
Tifa like came up to the side of the cage
and she's like...
And like she like looked at me. And like the rest
of them were just like doing like random shit. But she
like ran up to the side of the cage and was like...
So... And I put my finger
up on the cage and then she moved her hand and
went like that with it. Wow. And I'm like
that's mine. I like her. That's like out of a fucking
movie. Yeah, I love Tifa. She's
great. And like my entire family
is like, you are one of the most hateful people
I've ever met. But when you're with your hamster
you're like so sweet. You're not fucking
hateful. You're an angry, hateful
person. No, you're not.
I think he's angry. I get angry too.
It's like that's just being
alive. But they're like when
you're with your hamster it's like
it's like you're the nicest person ever
with your hamster. I'm like because I love my hamster.
So if you just like
if you take her out of the cage
she'll walk around.
Really? Yeah, I do all the time.
Like I take her out of her cage.
And she won't get lost in like the
walls and shit? No, like you gotta like
keep an eye on her. But like she'll tend
to like stay in like a general area.
I know when you like sit down like with her and let her run around
like an area if she starts going into like a
like a no-go zone I just pick her up and then
put her in a different one.
But then like if I'm cleaning her cage or something
I take her out and I put her in her ball
and I let her like run around like the rest of the house while I'm just
cleaning her cage and then put her in. It's fucking awesome.
But yeah. But like when like
she didn't let me pick her up for the first
couple of weeks like the first couple of months
then I started being able to pick her up and then when I pick her up
she like kicks her feet out like this.
And then like what you put her in like here.
It's so cute when you put her in your hand
like this she like curls up into a ball
and then just like goes there
and she goes to sleep. Dude that's fucking crazy
because like I feel like mice aren't that far off from hamsters.
I don't mind mice. I like rats, hamsters, mice.
Like they're not bad.
My mom's terrified of rats and like mice.
I got some here you can have.
No but like I think Tifa's actually like half mouse
because she's got like a weird like
like little
snout and her tail's like longer than a normal hamster.
But she's like definitely have like hamster features
so I think that she's more hamster than mouse or rat.
But she has like mouse rat features.
That like are a thing like whatever.
Dude fucking rats are crazy.
Rats are some of the sweetest things on the planet
if they're not like feral rats.
Like if like you have like a pet rat
they're some of the nicest things on the planet.
Dude I uh my mom
she's like she's like
she's like she's like she's like
dude I uh
my girlfriend's dog
when she lived at her parents house
it was
an Akita which is a pretty big dog.
And they were like known to be
kind of aggressive. Like your homeowner's
insurance goes up if you have one.
Things digging through the closet.
Something in the closet was just like
it caught a whiff of something and it could not like
let it go. Right? So it's like
ass is just sticking out of the closet.
It's buried in there trying to find something.
In a fucking rat.
Shoots out of the closet dude.
This fucking dog jumps onto the bed.
My girlfriend jumps on the bed.
They're holding each other both shaking.
Right?
And I'm trying to hit this fucking rat
from the fucking ruler.
So I don't remember
exactly how
but I got it in a fucking box.
Right? Oh oh
we got it on a sticky trap.
So I put the sticky trap
in a box. Right?
And I didn't know how to kill this thing.
Right? Cause I'm not good with that shit.
I've killed a rat with a belt before.
With a belt? Yeah.
One with a big belt buckle you can fucking whip it at it.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you just release it outside?
So it was well
it's gonna come right back in.
That's the problem. That's it's home.
You gotta execute it. So I got it in this box
on the sticky trap. And I'm like
alright I have an idea. It's fucking literally
10 degrees out. Just freeze it?
I'll just freeze it. I'll just
I tape the box up and I just put it outside.
I always feel bad when people have to
kill rats and mice because I used to actually
have friends. You froze the rat to death.
Hold on.
I'll get back to that. But I come back in the morning
dude. This thing got off the
sticky trap and chewed a hole through the fucking
cardboard box. Got out.
Nuts. Yeah dude.
They're fucking vicious.
There's rats that like cause I lived next to the Hudson
River my whole life. Like ever since I was a kid.
And they'd be like the Hudson River rats and I'd like
feed them cheese and shit and they became friends.
Like I was friends with the rats.
I was
friends with the rats. You're a fucking pied
piper.
But like I just go out and like feed the rats
and the rats would like I'd hang out with the rats.
They'd have me pet them and shit.
See this is why I wanted to keep the podcast
going. Because if you keep it
Tyler talking it gets more
ridiculous. I was
friends with rats. What's the problem?
I like rats.
Yeah no they're cool. I want to get a
guinea pig next. That's what I was actually thinking about getting.
Yeah we gotta ask Jeff about guinea pigs.
Oh he has guinea pigs? Well
he would tell me stories about in Peru.
Yeah they're around.
They're like wild guinea pigs.
No they would use them to keep warm.
So like you would have under your bed
you'd have like a drawer full of guinea pigs.
That's not true.
Dude well ask him. That's not true.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That is not true. I swear to God dude
next episode he comes on asking
about putting guinea pigs under your bed to keep warm.
How is that a fucking thing?
That's insane. They eat the food. You keep
them in the drawer. The drawer is under your bed
and it warms your bed. That's insane.
That's not true. Dude animals
they're warm blooded.
That's insane. Yeah you just keep
fucking 50 guinea pigs under your mattress.
That's fucking nuts. That's not
true. You're fucking with me.
Does that sound like something I could make up on the spot?
Yes it does.
Sounds like something you would make up on the spot.
We'll ask Jeff about the guinea pigs. That's next time he's
on the episode. The guinea pigs kept
warm at night? Yeah. I don't know
about him but he said that's a thing they do.
I think they also eat them.
In Peru. That's sad.
I think that's like their delicacy.
I want to like just be friends.
I like being friends with the small little rodent
creatures. They're fun.
I always feel bad.
My mom would
there's like rabbits and
raccoons and
squirrels that would just fucking like eat my mom's
garden. Like no matter what we did
we put up fences like fucking like
sonic traps and shit. They just didn't do it.
So my mom fucking did a thing where she had
a bucket that was filled with seeds
with like water. Like on
top of the water there's a bunch of seeds.
And there's a 2 by 4
that they could climb up into it but they couldn't
get out of the bucket so they drowned.
And my mom was just like
yeah like we had to do that. I'm like I don't
want to do that. She's like well if you don't want them to
drown then go out and shoot them with your BB gun.
I'm like
so I went out and
like it was the only time that
I killed an animal like
that was like you know like bigger than like a
rat or like bigger than like a mouse. But like
there's like a fucking squirrel in there.
And I didn't want it to drown.
And I went over
and I took my BB gun. I
pointed it up until it's fucking head. I shot it in the face.
And I killed it.
And like I still feel
terrible about it to this fucking day. Like I don't
ever want to do something like that again.
But like
the next time there's a squirrel
in there I'm like I'll just kick the bucket over
and then let it run away.
And that's what I ended up doing.
I intentionally killed one animal
ever. And like
it changed me as a person.
Like
it genuinely does change you as a person.
Like when you like on
purpose kill something. Like you're
just like holy shit. Like
I just I literally killed
an animal for like
no reason other than it was a pest. I thought you wanted to go
to World War III.
That's defending my country. That's a different thing.
But like this is something that's literally
innocent. Like it didn't do
anything. It's just a fucking animal. And you fucking put
fucking BB in its fucking head.
Dude I killed a frog.
Like intentionally. Like back
in the day. And like I never
forgot it. I was like wow that was a shitty
feeling. Like because I didn't think I was
going to get it. I vividly remember it
in my brain. Like I can see
what I did. Like right there. Like I
can vividly see like doing that.
Like it's different like if you're
fighting in like self defense or something.
But like that thing's like literally innocent.
It's an animal. It did nothing to you.
It just was doing what animals do.
And I went over and I fucking shot it.
Monster.
Jesus Christ. Like it felt awful.
Like afterwards I'm like I never
want to do that again. Have you ever killed
anything Casey? No.
Just bugs.
Not intentionally. No.
Like it's a different like he gets
it. Like you know how it feels like when you
kill something on purpose. Like
I don't even kill spiders if I don't have to.
But like when you do that you're like holy shit.
Like that was like something that was innocent.
That literally did nothing and I just ended it.
Right. Yeah. There's the one
time I killed something.
There's I didn't think I was going to be
able to get it and I kind of wanted to see if I could
fucking get it. Right. There's this frog
like I just saw its eye sticking up out of the water.
And so I took a big stick and went
wheech. Wapped it and it just
fucking floated upside down.
And I'm like yo that was fucking pointless
and way too easy. Like why did I
do that? That was just dumb.
Like it's different if you're doing like for like food and stuff.
Like if you're hunting and like shit like that. Like it's
like you're actually doing it for a purpose. If you're just doing it to kill something.
Like that's like it's
like fucked up.
Yeah dude I um. Like I
I justify it to myself that I was doing a mercy kill
because I wouldn't you rather be shot in the face
than drown?
I don't know. I think I would rather
do neither. Right.
No but like if you're given the choice I'd rather get
shot because it's quick. It's just. Right.
But like instead of like fucking keep on
struggling until you literally can't fucking do
it anymore and then you drown. I'm like I
thought of it as like a mercy going out and like being
like okay I'll take it out so it doesn't
have to do that and like never again.
Like I don't want to ever do
something like that ever again. And like when
people are like oh
could you be like a serial killer? I'm like I
know I couldn't. Like I felt bad killing a fucking
squirrel. Right. Like I don't
think I could do anything like that. Like
like it's different like if you're like in like a
like a situation like where you're it's like life
or death and like this guy's attacking you
like in doing that. Like that's a different thing. But like
an innocent thing that literally did nothing
to you. It's like it's like
it feels awful. Right.
I I
don't know what's the most humane way to kill something.
I would say like a quick
like like gun like
head. Lethal injection.
Dude I I've been
I got on Twitter to fight with these fucking vegans.
Yeah. Right. And the problem
is is like through my interactions with them
it changed my algorithm to all their fucking
vegan shit. Anti
animal murder bullshit.
And dude they show
videos of cows being slaughtered.
Oh yeah it's brutal. It's bro
it's so fucking violent.
It made me rethink eating like
red meat on a regular basis. Like I don't eat
meat because I don't like hurting animals.
Right. Yeah. Like I don't like
it's not like a super big moral thing.
Like it's more like a flavor and like texture thing. But
like I don't have to kill something to eat it.
Right. Like
I kill the reason why I'm like OK
with eating fish it's because they're so foreign.
They're like so alien.
Compared to like if like a cow is
like a terrestrial animal that you like. Oh.
It's a warm blooded animal. But like a fish you're like
that thing's a fucking alien. I'll eat it.
It's like it looks it looks so different
from a person or like a fucking like
like a lobster. It's like that thing looks like
a fucking like alien. Right.
And it happens to be like the best for you out of
all the nuts. But like you're just like
you're just like OK I'll eat this because it's
so far removed. It's like it's under
the ocean. You don't see these things
on like a regular basis type thing.
And they're so different looking
from you that I like it. There's a disconnect
for me. Right. There's no they don't even feel
pain. No they don't feel pain.
No. They don't like they don't have that kind of
nervous system. They don't know. So it's like lobsters
do though when you when you boil them alive
they can feel it. That's so fucked up.
That's I don't even like lobster that much.
I do like lobster. But I before I cook
a lobster I do like the stab into the head.
So it kills it. Right.
Because I'm like I'm still going to eat this.
And it's kind of like if it's like if I'm going to eat
this I'll kill it myself. Right. Type thing.
But like that's like a that's
like a thing for more morally for me it's just like
I'm literally doing this so I can eat it.
It's food. This is like sustenance for me.
So I can do that. It's not for fun.
It's not for fun. It's like I'm literally
killing this so I can eat it. Right. Type thing.
Dude I feel like most 99
percent of people couldn't kill
the food that they eat. Yeah. Like
I feel like definitely not. 99 percent of people
couldn't kill a cow. Maybe
95 percent of people. I was eating lamb
the other day and I was like this is kind of gross.
Right.
This is like something's body. I mean
I think everybody
in a survival situation could kill something
and eat it. For sure. But like
in like general like normal
life like people aren't going to just be like
oh if you had to kill every single
cow that you got a steak from I
guarantee you would have like three steaks in your life.
Right. Right. Dude this this video
that I saw that made
me start questioning like how much red meat
I'm eating. Yeah.
They literally put it in a machine on its back.
Right. And a thing that that
holds under its neck and
they tip its head back. It's like a metal guard.
Yeah. Right. So it exposes its neck.
So it's being held in this thing that looks
like an iron lung. Yeah. Yeah.
And then the metal thing like
forces its neck back and then a guy
comes up and just slits its throat from
ear to ear. Oh my god. All the way
down like like saws through
it like back and forth. Oh my
god. It flips its head back so basically back
to its spine. And then dude it
just starts the head flips back like
at a fucking 45 degree angle. Oh my
god. And then blood just starts spurting
out like a blown hydraulic line.
Like dude just like
think of that massive heart that a fucking cow
has. Just starts spurting out like
if you went up to like a caterpillar forklift.
Yeah. And just slit the fucking
hydraulic line. And it was spraying across the
room. And it does that like all over the floor
all over the wall. Just tons of blood.
Where did you see this? Yeah I was fighting
with vegans on fucking Twitter.
I got sucked into the algorithm
of these anti-animal kind of videos. So I actually
did. I saw a thing. Did you send it to the chat?
No I can find it though.
So there's like a thing that I saw
it was like a study
of butchers.
Like people who work in like butcher shops that
are like the kill ones. Like
they have
they are the most desensitized of violence
more than soldiers.
Oh really? Yeah. I believe that.
Because they have to kill cows constantly.
Like every day.
And they are
the highest divorcees
out of anybody. Butchers?
Like the farmer butchers.
Like the ones that have to do like the actual killing
of the cow and like cutting it apart. No shit.
They have the highest divorce rate out of anybody.
But like you think about
it you're literally killing
living things for a job
for 12 hours a day for 5
days a week. You're going to be fucked up.
Like you're literally just going
like that guy who fucking was like slitting
like the cows throat. He's like this is just my fucking job.
Like I'm just going to fucking kill this thing
and then let the blood drain out and then carve
it up. Then put another cow on there.
Cut its fucking head off then fucking
carve it up and do that. It's like
just imagine the fucking
mentality that you have to have that you're like this is just
my job. Like I'm just cutting this fucking cow's head
off and I'm just going to carve it up.
Like I couldn't do
something like that. Like that's an insane
job. What if Don Juan had to
do that every time he ate a
big neck. Damn bro this is
crazy. I can't believe I got to get this blood all over my head.
Every time I just want to
I just want to run around and hover around
and get a double good. This is crazy.
I got to be going through all this.
Have you ever been to a slaughterhouse?
Because I have. They're fucking scary.
No I've never been to one.
You can smell the blood from like
outside of it.
It's just like I don't know man.
It's a necessary evil I guess.
Like people fucking like eating meat
that's like what they do.
And like how do you get meat?
You got to fucking kill something. Like every
single piece of meat that you've ever had something had
to die for you to eat that.
So like it's a
it's kind of like we turn our eye away
from it type thing. It's like a
it's like a necessary evil. It's like okay
we'll just turn a blind eye. We don't have to do
that ourselves to get the meat
and shit. But it's just like in the end we all
know where meat comes from.
But like it's not a pleasant thing
but I think that's a more
the ones that PETA show and shit is like
I think they're
crazy. Because like most of the time when you
kill a cow you take a stinger.
It's a
looks kind of like a gun
but you put a blank in it and there's a piston
in it. And the piston you push
back and you put the blank in. You put it
in the cow's skull like this and you
pull the trigger and it just shoots the piston
into their brain.
And like they do that like
they have like fucking like
ten cows in like a row like on like the fucking
machine that they're going to cut it up with. And they just go
bonk bonk bonk bonk
bonk down the line. Just fucking sting
sting sting sting sting sting sting sting.
Wow. Yeah.
But um. To be honest it's just not
like if they just had a switch
where it just like shuts their heart off.
You know what I mean? Yeah. That's it.
It's like an implant. No but you gotta kill
it. It shuts it off and then it's just dead.
So it's just like it goes from alive to just
dead. But that's pretty much what they use a stinger
for cause it's like it's a done.
But you have to like fucking
destroy their brain with a fucking metal
rod that goes into it. It's not pleasant
but it's better than fucking getting your
fucking head cut off I guess. Right.
Right.
I just I just don't like like
meat like in general. Like for a reason
like that's one of the reasons like when I
actually think about it like also like how
the fuck do you get chicken nuggets? They gotta fucking grind up a fucking corpse of a fucking chicken
into a fucking like paste and they fucking put it into a nugget.
It's like literally pink paste before
it's cooked. Yeah. It's disgusting. They just grind
up a fucking chicken corpse and then they fucking
put it into a fucking. And then they put a bunch of fucking fillers.
Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking
it's almost. Yeah.
I've been rethinking it a little bit. Like
you know just switching from like. And I'm not saying
like people who eat meat are bad people but it's just like
it's like a fucking it's
it's a necessary evil because
you need protein you need fucking meat
like everybody's like. Right. It's like one of the things
that like people need to fucking survive.
To do. Like type shit. So it's like
it's like it's an unpleasant thing that we have to do.
Vegans don't need meat to survive.
Look at most vegans. Do they look healthy?
I know. And then the big
thing now is like the carnivore diet.
Yeah. And it's like people are eating like literally
steak three times a day and it's like dude
just like just think
about that like on a spiritual level.
Yeah. Like
hermatically like how much meat you had
to eat. Right. How much of another
life you have to take like just
to like that. And that's all you're eating.
Like it's actually a theory like the reason
why meat is such like a like
muscle builder and stuff and like this is
like a more spiritual like thing. It's like you're
actually absorbing parts of it
like into you every time you eat
it. Right. Like you're absorbing like
the power or like whatever like
sentience and shit like you're
absorbing part of like whatever
that is every time you eat like whatever
was alive. Right. Right.
Which is it's like weird
like schizo fucking shit.
But like it's kind of got like a
like when you think about it like that's a weird way
to look at it. But like I can kind of see it type
thing like where you're like absorbing like
everything that that thing's been through like
you're you're getting it and like you're getting
like power from it kind of. Right.
I mean
dude at the bare minimum like
like because it's like
protein that you get from like meat you
can't get from like protein shakes and
stuff like there's just like a different type of like
yeah it's not as bioavailable at all. No.
Like protein shakes. Yeah. It's like
it's like 10 percent as bioavailable
as like steak. Yeah. But like if you eat a
steak like you get all that. Right.
But like it's what we are we are bred to do.
Like humans are predators. Like we
we aren't prey animals. We have
eyes in the front of our head. Right. If we are
prey animals our eyes would be here. Right.
But like if you have eyes that are
facing forward you're a predator. Binocular
vision. Yeah. Yeah. I mean
so that the other thing
like if you look at like what humans like
really like doing with their spare time
is sports. It's a
tribal activity that involves
like hitting targets.
Every sport
requires like throwing a ball
baseball. Yep. That would be like throwing a rock
at a fucking animal. Right. And when you
hit the target it's like everybody
gets excited. Why. Because that means everybody's
going to eat. Football you're fucking
you're going through. You got to
plow through people to get to something. It's like
you're like sprinting with an
item that you need. Right.
Type thing. You're like fighting against another
group of tribal people
to get to what you need. That's like getting
to your your tribe. Right.
So everybody's like yay. He
brought back the fucking like meat thing
or he brought back something. It's just like
yeah that shit that shit comes from like evolution
and primal
needs that aren't met anymore because we have
grocery stores. Yeah. Right. But like
basketball like hitting a target
like hockey lobbing a fucking
rock at a fucking buffalo or
something. Or hockey. Hockey you're
you're hitting a rock at something. It's super
fucking fast speeds to like get it into a
fucking tiny goal. Right. It's like
why are we obsessed with hitting goals. Yeah.
That's what all sports is about.
You know it's like a goal of some sort
type shit.
Tetherball isn't though. Tetherball is
just weird. Yeah I don't know what tennis
would be. It's fucking strange.
Get it away from me.
Yeah.
What other sports?
Soccer hitting goal. Soccer hitting goal.
Football is like the tribal like kind of
like being like to like get to your
goal. Get back to your your safety
by doing like a war to get to your
safety. Same thing with like rugby.
Similar thing.
Lacrosse goal.
And throwing an object. It's almost like a
slingshot. Yeah you have to fight. You have to fight
people to get to a goal and then
throw it into your goal. Right.
Fucking lacrosse.
Fucking
hockey we already said. It's a fucking
you fight somebody on an ice to
get to a goal. Yeah.
Fucking basketball
shooting. Shooting into that.
Soccer.
Fucking soccer is like the
worldwide sport too. And like that's like a
thing where it's like oh you got to get it into a
fucking goal. Yeah.
We're just obsessed with hitting
targets. Yeah. I mean shooting
obviously. Right. Like that's just
like self explanatory. Fishing.
Yeah.
It's like it's so fun to fish I wonder
why. Darts.
Right. Oh exactly. Yeah.
Darts. Pool. Like you're
you're using a fake spear to fucking
to fucking get things into. Right.
Because the person that was more accurate would be more
accurate at hunting. Yeah.
Killing something and eating and feeding
the tribe. And that's why even
people when you're even when you're not the one
that's actually doing the sport you
get excited about it. Because it's like your tribe wins.
Your tribe. Yeah. Right. And you're going to
eat. Right. And like that's another thing
like where where
it comes in with sports like I
like like all the teams I like are
from New York. It's like that's my tribe.
I'm from New York. Like all the teams
that I like are from New York. It's like
this is my home tribe.
This is my team type
thing. It's like I feel pride being from New
York when when my teams win.
And when my teams suck I fucking hate
them. Right. Right. Like the New
York Giants. I fucking hate being a Giants
fan.
You watch sports Casey? Oh I like baseball.
You're a Yankees fan.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Literally this is my teams.
You can tell where I'm from.
New York Giants. New York Rangers.
New York Yankees.
New York Knicks. Yeah.
Where do you think I'm from?
Right. You only
watch baseball though? Yeah.
You watch football or hockey?
I don't watch anything dude. I used to
I used to watch baseball when Derek Jeter
played on the Yankees.
Chuck Knoblock. You probably don't even remember
that guy. No. Yeah.
Bernie Williams.
Oh yeah. Do you remember him?
Oh yeah.
Jorge Posada. Ah Jorge Posada.
Yeah I used to watch. I don't really watch as much
sports anymore actually.
Do you ever watch football or anything?
I mean dude when I was like in fourth grade
I used to be into it because my friends were into it.
After that no.
No. I like motor sports.
Really? This seems kind of... F1
I don't like because they're all douchebags.
I really fucking hate them. And they just
sound pretentious yeah. Cause they're like
French and shit. In NASCAR.
NASCAR people are just like we're driving in a circle
real fast we're gonna go. I know.
There's like been no innovation in NASCAR.
We're fucking.
50 years. Three.
You're still going on about that. Guy's
been dead for 20 years.
Everybody's going.
I thought you said that was
the worst thing that happened in 2001.
No. I said
that that. Well.
It was the worst thing. Yeah.
In actuality.
NASCAR is so far behind.
I say that as a joke.
It's really a fucking joke.
It really is. Like Dale Earnhardt was cool cause
he's like Americana. Yeah.
But other than that it's fucking lame dude.
I just watch like
Ukraine war videos.
Yeah. Israel bombing.
Bobbing hospitals and
Biden dropping
fucking bombs. I don't know if that's true.
I just watch cringe compilations. Israeli children
and shit like that.
Dude it's crazy how much entertainment
has changed. Dude I just like watching
like fucking like videos of like
cringe compilations of people fucking up
and like being like embarrassing and I'm like
wow. At least I'm not that guy.
Right.
It's the most embarrassing thing you've ever
done. I thought I talked about
this. Um.
Most embarrassing thing that I ever did was
I was playing basketball when I was
ten.
Yeah my brother was born so I was ten.
I was playing basketball
and I had stomach flu
for like
three days beforehand
and I was on the foul line.
I got fouled and I was doing a foul shot
and I went up
and I
shot a basket. I got the basket
and then when I went down
it made like my sphincter open
up a little bit and I
shit my pants in front of
literally everybody in the entire school
and shit.
It didn't like
come out or anything but like I
know it so like after like my foul shot I
took myself out and my coach was like what's going on
I'm like I need to leave.
Did everybody knew that you like shit yourself?
It was pretty obvious cause it made a sound.
Um.
But it never came out.
It never
like I was wearing like
um
what the fuck is like the tighter underpants
not the boxers.
Briefs. I was wearing like athletic
briefs so like it was stuck in there.
But uh yeah
I shit my pants in front of my entire school
when I was fucking ten years old.
Ah man yeah that sucks.
Nice. What about you Casey?
Uh
I don't know. Probably the thing I said
that story I said about
pissing down a stairwell when I was
drunk the first time. Wait I
don't remember this. You pissed on a stairway?
Yeah the first time I got drunk
you know I woke up in
my ex's dormitory just pissing down a
stairwell. I told this on the podcast.
Yeah I remember that vaguely
but I mean that's not so bad.
Was it like an indoor
like an actual like
like dorm hall?
Like carpeted.
Oh I don't really remember.
I was kind of
blacked out but you know
but that was
getting caught by the
resident director.
That's pretty embarrassing. What did you do
Dan? What's your most embarrassing?
So I
I really like didn't want to
participate in church. Yeah.
And um
my parents made me join
like the youth group. The
club where you get up in front of the
congregation and like read a bible passage.
Oh I didn't do that a whole bunch of times.
And I fucking dude I just
like was not prepared
and I didn't practice
it at all. I didn't rehearse it.
Oh you don't have it in front of you? I do but I
was just like nervous. Like
stage fright. I was like
I don't know man maybe 13
or 14 and I just stuttered
through the whole thing and turned
beet red and it was just so
fucking embarrassing. Dude it was so embarrassing
that I ran out and cried and my dad
chased me out of the church.
I was just like it was just fucking humiliating
because it's like one I didn't want to do it. I had
no interest. Two I was
being forced to do it. Three
I was like I have like stage fright.
You know what I mean? And
I actually got two more that are
pretty embarrassing. Yeah dude I
I cringe till this day thinking about
it. So bad. And my buddy tried
to cheer me up after he's like oh dude that was
really good. That was like you know I wish I was
as smooth as you. I was like dude shut up.
Like shut up. That was like
So both of these ones took place when I was in
Disney World.
And I was like 13.
So you know you're like a horny 13 year old
but also don't look at me or I'll kill myself
type shit. Right.
Right.
So I was 13
and I was listening to my headphones at like
one of the dinners because you know I was 13
and like edgy and like doing that.
And it was a character dinner.
And like you know how like
they had like the characters come out and like talk to you
and like take pictures with you and stuff.
So Alice from Alice in
Wonderland comes out and she is
fucking looks like she's like 19 years
old like drop dead fucking gorgeous
blonde hair wearing a fucking
princess outfit comes out.
And she comes over
and like
takes pictures of my family and she looks over at
me and like locks eyes with me.
And I'm like oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
And she comes over and I shit you not.
She like comes over.
I'll get over by your mic
so they can hear me but this is what she does.
She comes over and she's like oh
what's going on here?
Is this a magic talking device?
She's like what's going on? She like listens and she gets like
this close to me. Yeah. And she like listens
to the music that I was listening to.
And then she's just like oh
oh there's a
there's a talking man in there.
That's an interesting technology.
And she starts like rubbing my shoulders
and shit. And I was just like
oh you're really hot.
And I'm like I got like a fucking boner.
Damn.
That was interesting. I wouldn't
I wouldn't even bother me.
I'd be proud.
But there's a picture of me and my face
is beet red and she's like hugging me
from like behind. And then
the second one it was a similar experience
and like but instead of like being
like headphones like my cousin like who
was younger than me was getting a picture with like
Tinkerbell. And I was just sitting there
and she's like what the
the young man doesn't
want a picture with me? And I'm like
she's like yeah you you're the only guy here.
And I'm like oh and she comes over she
grabs me by my hand and like comes over
and like puts my arm around
her and like literally puts my arm
around her and like it does this.
All on her tit. And I was just like
ah ah.
She's like smiles she's like smile for the camera
and I'm like ah ah.
Yeah and I was like beet red in that picture
too. So she literally put your hand on her
tit. I don't think she meant to
but she's like whatever this is funny at this point
type thing. Damn.
But yeah there's a picture of me holding. Damn I gotta go
to Disney World. There's a picture of me holding
fucking Tinkerbell's tit like this and
the fucking thing. And like she was like
she looked like she was just like she's like oh I'm
fucking with this kid so much because you know
when you're 13 like
talking with a 13 year old is really funny because
like you can just you can make them so embarrassed
just by like being like
hey your shoes untied.
No it's not.
That's not that embarrassing. No but like
it was like it made my face beet red
because I didn't know how to talk to girls at that point
and like I thought they were really hot
so I was like fuck.
Yeah.
But yeah like
but like there's a picture of me just
going like this.
Does it feel good to get it off your chest?
Not really. Any embarrassing things?
No I mean I've told those stories before so
it's not like I don't own them now
but like it's like
it was weird. I mean I got
I got tit from fucking Tinkerbell so
it's kinda cool. It's kinda cool.
Did you see fucking
Kanye's wife posted a picture
of her wearing like
just like tiny bra
around a fucking
hotel. Let me see.
I see this shit.
Ok.
God bless.
Damn. That's pretty cool.
They draw
it says that they drew
unsanitary concerns.
Sister would drown drummer
tells Kanye West to show some class.
After rapper posts pictures of his wife.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck is on your shirt Tyler?
This? It's like a fucking
beaver? Yeah it's Bucky's.
Ah man. Bucky's.
It's a fucking chain
of gas stations down south.
Oh yeah you were saying something about that earlier.
Yeah so it's a chain of gas stations
down south that
have a beaver mascot.
But they're way
more than gas stations. They're like a fucking Walmart
and a gas station at the same time.
But they also have a fucking
costume mascot beaver
that you can take pictures with.
And everything is themed like this.
Even their fucking food and stuff has pictures
of Bucky on it and shit.
And the thing is
their food's fantastic.
It's fucking awesome.
And they have
Bucky merchandise. You can get a fucking little
stuffed animal Bucky. You can get a
Bucky toenail clipper. You can get a
Bucky fucking key chain.
You can get a Bucky like life size
Bucky that's about the size of this for like fucking
$300. How far south is this?
Cause I've never seen one.
It's pretty deep south. It's like Texas to
Florida.
And then it goes up a little bit. I think the
farthest north one is
North Carolina.
But yeah
it's fucking awesome. And fucking
Bucky just goes around like the dude in the fucking
costume. He's just running around giving
beaver nuggets to people. And like
beaver nuggets are fucking delicious.
They're fucking like they're about this
big. They're like corn puffs
covered in like
caramelized
sugar with like
powdered with brown sugar in them.
It's fucking awesome.
It's delicious. That's fucking making me
hungry. And then fucking like he goes around
and you can take pictures with him and shit.
And then like fucking they have
the cleanest restrooms of any gas station
I've ever seen. They have like showers
and shit. Like they have like it's pretty
cool. Is it kind of like a truck stop?
It's a truck stop but you can't
keep your truck there. Like overnight
type thing. It's like a
you can get gas there. It's like a
kind of like a Walmart and shit.
You can do that but like
you know it's like
it's not like a truck truck stop. It's like
more like a Walmart with a
fucking gas station.
And you can get like
hot food there at like fucking 3am
and shit. Like when
when my parents went down to Florida
they took the car instead of flying because
my dad's terrified of flying.
Like they stopped at like Bucky's like 3 times.
It was fucking sick.
Has he never been on a plane? He's been on a plane
once. And like that was like
the only time I saw my dad cry was when he got
off that. Damn. My dad's similar.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Like I've never seen
my dad cry. The only time I saw him cry was
like my fucking like when my grandmother
like my
grandfather, my great grandfather died I didn't
nothing but like fucking getting off a plane
like he fucking like burst into tears and I'd never
seen him cry after that. Wow.
Or before. Holy shit.
I mean why not just like pop a pill and just be
asleep for the fucking. He's like he's
had dreams since he was a kid that he was going to die in a plane
crash. Damn.
So he's like he's just terrified of planes.
Wow. Yeah my dad's the same way.
He fucking had a panic attack.
Yeah. He literally was
on the plane telling people that they were
all going to die on the plane and shit.
So he fucking just kept on fucking
feeding him alcohol just
until he's like basically unconscious.
Wow.
Damn. Yeah that's fucked
up. Yeah my dad they had to slip him
They had to slip him to Xanax.
He was like moaning the entire time.
And he's
like obsessed with planes which is strange.
Yeah but then like on the way home. Me too but I'm still
terrified of flying. Are you really?
Yeah. Yeah on the way home. Really?
Yeah. Yeah. We got to touch back
on that. What were you going to say? Yeah well my
dad was like flying home.
They were flying over New York City and like
the flight attendant's like hey look it's the Freedom
Tower. Like the New World Trade
Center. He's just like America.
Because he was so fucking plastered.
America.
That's America.
That's America
down there. But then like he got off the plane
and just fucking cried. What would it be
bad if I used this picture as the
episode?
Oh my god.
That's not real.
Yeah we can't have
that.
But yeah like that's
like the only time I've ever seen my dad cry.
Which is weird. Damn.
Again I hate like these awesome like
but like I feel like that's how dads should be.
You shouldn't like see your dad cry.
I've never like I never got like the fucking thing
where he's like cry in front of your children.
It's very healthy. I'm like that's not healthy.
That's fucked up man.
I don't know man. I saw my dad cry when his brother
died. He started
like sobbing at the funeral.
But like it's like a thing like that
where it's like if it makes sense to
cry. But like there's these millennial parents
that'll like cry if like they fucking like stub
their toe and shit. Right. But like
what?
That's stupid.
But they're just like yeah it's okay to cry in front of your kids.
No it's not.
Specifically
for the dad. Like your dad like
you're in like the general sense
you're supposed to look for your dad as like a strength like
pillar. Like a guy who's like not
going to be like like take no shit
from anybody type shit. Right.
You want your dad to be like a fucking like pillar
of like being like the guy.
Well there's strength in
expressing your emotions. But not like
crying constantly. But
so I've thought about this like
why we cry.
And I mean
other people I would never cry.
But
no. But
I think it's like
you cry when you can't
calculate. Like there's
so many. Because your brain is a
chemical computer. Right. And it's trying
to make calculations.
In the in tears that
have hormones
that like make you feel better.
Really? Yeah. That's why you cry.
It's because it releases these hormones that like
make your brain stimulate your brain.
It has like dopamine or something in it.
So I remember the last time I cried. The last time
I cried was
a year and a half ago.
I thought my hamster was dead.
So like I literally like was sobbing.
Because like my hamster was like
the person I like the thing that I talk to
like when I'm like upset about stuff.
And like I had her for like
like a half a year at that point.
So I thought like she was just like dead
out of nowhere. Like now I kind of
like okay she's like two and a half years old.
Like she's going to die soon. Like type thing being like
like I've kind of processed it like this.
But like I had her for six months and I fucking
like adore her. Right. Type thing.
So like I was like bawling my eyes out
like holding her. But then I realized
that like I put her up to here.
She was hibernating.
But like I put her up to here. And like I had
like it like but like when hamsters hibernate
their heart beats like two times a minute.
So I was like so I was going like
this. And then I felt like I heard like
the heartbeat. So like
whoo whoo
yeah I mean
that's that's totally like justified.
Like I when
I see like heartwarming shit like sometimes
a tear up. Yeah. Like if I hear
like a specific song that like really
gets to me like I'll do like a kind of like a
like welling up type thing. It's never
like fully like pouring out. But like I get like
like a ooh that that
should have hit that hard type thing
like a certain line of song you're like
ooh yeah.
I remember I was watching
this documentary on NASA.
Yeah. Right. And I was on some like heavy
duty fucking thyroid
illegally illegally ordered off
the internet. Not prescription
from India. And
I was just like so that
shit like jacks your hormones
up your whole cascade of hormones right.
And they were showing the
astronauts like walking to the ship.
I just started like
I started bawling like fucking
America man.
My girlfriend's like what the fuck.
You're like me and my fucking period.
Like what is happening.
And I was just like
man this is fucking sad
dude. Because it's
like the last time they're going to walk. Yeah.
They don't know they're going to die. Yeah. Right. So it's
like the teacher wave. Yeah.
Fucking token black guy like you know
I mean like the only
I cried and this is going to be
this is like fucking cringe thing. I shouldn't say that
last thing. But I cried
at Avengers Endgame.
But that was because I was so I was so
into the Marvel Universe ever since I
was like a fucking kid. And it was like the
ending of like it was literally my 21st
birthday that I watched it.
So I'm like it was more like the I'm
not a kid anymore type thing.
Everything kind of like hit at once. Like it's like
this series I've been watching since I was like
fucking like like nine
is like ending. And it's also
my 21st birthday.
And I was just like I was like I'm not
a kid anymore man. Like all
over like like like my favorite
my favorite hero in like the thing
was Captain America and like he was like done
like that was his last movie. So I was just like
I was like I'm not a kid. Like my
my favorite like superhero is gone.
Like and like it was also my 21st
birthday. So I was like my favorite
superhero is gone. I just turned
21. I'm realizing that I'm not a
kid at this and like everything like hit at the same
time. And I was just like OK.
I'm just going to sit here for
a second. Yeah.
I can see that. But like it was
I don't think it was the movie itself. It was just like everything
kind of like being like oh fuck I'm
not a kid anymore. Right. Happening at
the same time. And I was just like oh
fuck. What are you one of those single tier
motherfuckers. The single tier comes
down. Yeah.
Remember that in the movie. I don't know if you ever
saw the movie whiplash. But
yeah. He's fucking
screaming at the kid and he starts crying.
What do you want to fucking
single tier motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Yeah. It was like it was
one of those things where I was just like it was like
too many things at once hitting. And I was just like
oh fuck. I don't know. It's the end of an
era. Yeah. And that's what it felt
like to me. It was like I was closing a chapter. Coming of age.
Yeah. I was closing a chapter. It's like
OK. Like the things that like brought me comfort
when I was a kid are now no longer
going to be there. It was kind of
like being like hey these things that I
always turn to. I always wanted to be like when I was a kid
I wanted to be Captain America when I was a kid.
I always wanted to be fucking Captain America.
And then at the end like that's the end
of his journey. And I'm like I don't
have like a crutch anymore as like a
kid like looking to like a hero that
you like thing. So it's like
watching my hero quote unquote
die. Like even if it's like a fake
it was like a hero death and also
my coming of age at the same time.
So I was like fuck.
That's so poetic bro. Yeah.
It was like I was like
it happened on my 21st birthday.
It was April 29th when the movie
came out. So like it literally hit
midnight when I was coming out of
the theater. So I was just like
holy fuck like my favorite
superhero is gone. Like literally he was my
hero. Like I looked up to a fucking
fictional character like since I was
10 years old. But it was like like your
hero dying and also you realizing
you're an adult at the same time. Dude that
is fucking crazy. Yeah. Jordan Peterson
like talks about that. Yeah.
Not so much with like a superhero but
like with your parents. Yeah. Like at some
point like you can't go
at a certain point you know as much
as your parents. Yeah. Basically
and because they've they've stopped
growing and
do we do we stop recording.
No. Oh OK. We're still going.
But eventually
you can't go back to them for help
and you have to figure things out. Yeah. Like you're doing
your own thing now. Right. Because they can't
you'll go to your parents and they'll just be like
I don't know how to help you with that because
that's like you're an adult. Yeah. Like it's
like we're I don't have that information.
We're at the same level. We're at the same level. Yeah.
And so that's like where you were.
You lost your hero. Yeah.
You're idle. And now it's like I literally
like when I was a kid I had fucking Captain America
pajamas. I had fucking posters of him and shit.
And then like it was like the end.
And like it was like a thing where like in the
movie he couldn't come back like ever
like type things. So there's no. So there's no way
that. Surprise. Yeah. Yeah.
There's no like surprise like coming
back type thing. It was like
my childhood hero is gone now.
And also I just realized
that it's my 21st birthday and I'm an adult now.
Yeah. No it was my 20th
birthday. It was my 20th birthday. But still
like I turned 20 and I was like
fuck I'm not a teenager anymore
either. Like when you hit 20 that's a big
like type step thing. So
I was like I'm 20 now
and like this movie
like kind of like killed my hero.
Like he didn't kill but like he
like retired like until he like rode off into the
sunset type shit. So I was like god damn
like I'm not
a kid anymore and I don't have a hero anymore.
Damn. I mean that's like
very intelligent though for you to figure that out.
Yeah. You know.
But like at the time
I didn't realize why I was like like I was like so
emotional. But then like as I look back and I'm like
I was like my fucking hero going away
and me becoming an adult. Yeah.
Yeah. I cry every time
I go to night moves.
You've never been there.
You just go and it just starts falling.
That's why I have it.
He just goes and
just sees the stripper and starts going
ahhhhhh.
When was the last time you cried Casey?
Oh I don't know what day is it.
Friday?
Probably just before every shift.
Yeah.
You start slamming things
and saying I don't want to go to work.
Yeah. So the last time you cried was for NASA
though. That was like your last time.
I don't know. I saw probably
some like emotional thing on fucking Twitter
or X or Instagram.
You know what actually always gets me is like the military
coming home videos. Yeah.
Like I don't know why but like my patriotism
and shit comes out and it's like
he's back. Yeah. He's back
man. I'll tell you. Interstellar
you ever see that movie? Yeah. Yeah.
The part where he's like talking to his family.
Here he gets the messages from his family.
That's a very sad scene.
Dude that movie, that was a good fucking
movie. I was just watching it
like yesterday. Oh remember the Titans.
So you cried yesterday is what you're saying. No I didn't.
I've become immune to it by now.
Remember the Titans
like the first couple times I watched it fucking
ruined me because
my dad was the captain of his
football team and then got into a car accident
and got paralyzed the day
before his fucking game.
And like that's what happens in the movie. So like
I'm just like hmm.
It's too relatable. It's too relatable type shit.
So like I'm like fuck
man. But like
like the
soldiers coming home videos every time
like I don't like cry
but I get like emotional. I'm like yeah
he's back man. He's back.
He did it. He came back.
Fuck yeah.
I think our society has evolved
to like make it like taboo
for men to cry.
It's always been that way.
Not evolved but
like it's like a social
norm almost.
Men aren't supposed to show their emotions. That's just what it is.
Like a man isn't supposed
to show. They're supposed to be like a fucking stoic figure.
Like stoicism is a male
thing. Like it's like a thing
where you don't show your emotions. No matter
what's happening you don't fucking go in
there and you do that shit. Like you're like
you're doing this shit.
You're doing that. It's like not a good
thing though. It's not. Like it's fucking
toxic. Like fucking
um uh Duran's
funeral. I fucking I bawled my
eyes out. But that's the right time. Yeah like
I was fucking a mess at Duran's
funeral. You mean his wake?
Yeah his wake. I was a fucking mess. Same thing.
It was a good thing you didn't go to the funeral.
That was awful.
You went to it? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't wanna.
Shane Goodman went. I didn't wanna go to that.
The fucking wake I was a fucking mess.
Like I fucking chain smoked the entire pack
of cigarettes in the parking lot.
Like I went in. I did like my
I said my like my goodbyes, my prayers
and like I looked at the body and I
just couldn't fucking like I just fucking
I lost my fucking like it was just fucking
right. Like it just fucking
I couldn't stop. Dude I hate
funerals. I absolutely hate them.
I don't I
won. Like I wouldn't
blame anybody for not going to my funeral.
For the record. Yeah.
Like if I had one I would
rather not have one. Just have
like a eulogy. You know what I mean?
And I wouldn't even blame people
for not wanting to go to that. Like
don't be offended if you're looking down
and I don't go to your funeral. It's not because
I didn't fucking love you guys. Yeah.
That's the thing because like after
like after Duran's wake I was fucking like
I was fucked up. It makes it worse sometimes.
And then like my
my other co-worker
from where I work now he
he ended up passing
away and like I couldn't bring
myself to go type thing because he was younger
than I was. Right.
And like like I
saw how fucked up I was when I went to
Duran's wake. Then I went to
then I'd been there like this I'm like I can't
go. Like I'd be fucking ruined
type thing. Right. Specifically
it's like it's like I was
like friends with him and I was kind of like trying to be
like kind of like guide him be like
a mentor type thing. And then like
he just passed away and I'm like I can't
I can't fucking I can't go to that shit.
Right. Dude you know
the thing with the other
person you're talking about.
Dude that shit was like I wasn't
close to him. But just
from like you know just like our interactions
like in the times
that we did talk and stuff. You know what I mean?
It's like dude that sucked.
And I had to literally just turn a
switch off and stop thinking about it.
Because it's like
it's like it just
fucking sucks. Like you keep thinking
about it fucking sucks. You're like oh my god
I was like watching his like videos
and music he was making and stuff.
I'm like I just I actually need to just
ignore this. Yeah.
Otherwise it's just like
even though I like wasn't tight with him at all.
You know what I mean? No because he was
he was my regular partner for six months.
Was he really? Yeah. No shit. So like
it was like it was rough. I mean like we talked
and stuff but like we didn't talk like like back
and forth like we did like when we were regular partners
for like fucking like a year and a half.
But like I still have my last
text messages with him and stuff that I like
you know the thing where like you have like a dead
person like your contacts and like your messages
that you're like I just can't
delete these type thing.
Like I still have like his
number saved in my phone.
And like it's not like when you're going through and like deleting
the contacts it's like oh I don't fucking talk to this person
anymore. You get to him and you get to
the person that has to wait here it's like
yeah
I don't want to delete that number. It's like even
though I'll never get an answer from it ever again
type thing. It's just like I don't I don't want
to delete it. Yeah like
the last dude he would have loved to have
been on this podcast. Oh dude he would have been
fucking sick on this podcast. The last thing
the last thing he
like our interaction last
interaction we had was on Facebook
and it was about aliens. And he was
like basically saying like I think he
did like an alien emoji and he's like they're real
dude.
He would have loved you. I don't know why
we talked to me and him when we were fucking just
going through fucking thing we listened to. We listened
to like similar music to like like
even like because like I
did like deep cuts into like
electronic like dance music and shit.
And like he's like oh fuck I love this
man. Like dude me and him would
like do shit because we look similar.
Like how we look. We'd pretend that
we were brothers and like tell the new kids that they
when they were coming in that we were that we were siblings
and they're like. Because you used to wear similar glasses.
We wear similar glasses like similar hairstyle
and shit. Yeah. So like we'd be like
oh we're like he's my he's my older
brother. And then we'd like fuck with people until
like we're like no we're not actually fucking brothers we just look
similar. Right. Right. But
it was that was another
thing when I saw him in the casket because of
how similar like we looked when I saw that
it kind of like was like a spooky like
it's like this is like the inevitable
future of everybody. But like
it was kind of like a like holy shit like
like you kind of saw
myself in the coffin type thing.
And I was like I'm not like it.
And then like it was like my friend's dead.
I kind of saw myself in a coffin.
He's never coming back type thing. And I was just like
don't do it. Yeah.
It's like too real. Yeah.
Too fucking real. But. Well.
On a positive
note what do we got on a positive note?
I don't know what do you have on a positive note?
We have to switch the subject
before we end this podcast.
Yeah.
The tropics are nice. I never got to see
the water and stuff. I talked about Cosmo
a little bit. But yeah like
I would love to live in the Cayman Islands.
Like it's beautiful.
There's no taxes.
Also there's zero homeless people.
There's a zero percent homeless
people right there. But you know why?
They arrest
everybody for vagrancy if you're homeless.
That's how it should be.
I got to tell Tyler about something. I mentioned
last episode. So
would you investigate the
Condor House? Absolutely.
So they have a content
creators. You can go in
for like overnight.
Like 12 hours. You get like free access
to the whole building overnight. It's like
$960 for content creators.
How much is that for each of us? Like $250?
I'm not going.
But if we get like six of us we can like
lock down overnight. Jeff's got
a story about just me and a horror movie.
He was
telling me. He's like oh yeah I want to tell that
time you walked out of a horror movie
when we were with these two girls.
You walked out of a horror movie?
Dude I'm like I don't want you part of this.
It was like I forget which one.
I'll let him tell the story.
But no fuck no I'm not going
to the fucking condor.
I'm not bringing that shit
home.
You can camp out in one of the
tents they have outside for like $300
a night. What if I just stay in the
house? I just investigate all night.
I don't know if you have access to the house while
you're doing the camping thing.
No no like what if I don't want to
go camping? What if I want to just stay up all night
and just do that? Oh yeah you can do that.
That's like the content creator
thing that they have. I wouldn't want to fucking
stay there. I'd stay in like a fucking hotel. But like
I do like a fuck. Wait wait. You don't have to sleep
there. You just investigate.
Where is it? Rhode Island.
On the border of Massachusetts.
Okay. I mean like we could get like a
fucking like Hilton Inn. It's like
what? It's two hours ten
minutes away. Yeah we could do like
we could get like the hotel for like a night
and then we could investigate
or actually fuck. It's not even far away.
It's not even far away. We could do two hours. We could literally
fucking do the 12 hour investigation the entire
night and then just fucking drive home. Yeah
I mean I wouldn't have a problem since I like stay
up all night. Oh yeah like I
like fucking this is like just normal hours
for me. Like if we got there like
fucking like 6 p.m.
and stay until or fuck like
probably like 8 p.m. and
stay until 8 a.m. like
that'd be like that'd be pretty fucking
rapidly. And then we'd have
actually have like an episode to be
like an Untitled Podcast
Ghost House. Like when we sign
up for it we would have we put like
Untitled Podcasts in it.
I'll drop you guys off and go stay in the hotel.
You'll stay in the hotel? Yeah.
Bro I want to see some actual like I believe in
ghosts and shit but I want to see some actual
like shit. So I know you would go. I would go.
Ali Mac would go come on bro.
Bro you think it's
real? Oh absolutely. Alright if you think it's
real then I'm not going. It's absolutely
real. Okay then I'll stay at the hotel.
Okay. You don't
want to fucking do it? You don't want to do
the carl and shit? I'm not fucking trying to poke the bear.
Dude we could get the fucking spirit
box out. I got the fucking EMF
readers. We got Polaroid cameras. We'll get the night
vision going. Right and what if it's like
I'll be inside your head forever.
I'd be like
I'd like to see you try.
I'm coming home
with you. I'd be like go ahead.
Coming. Home.
Tyler. That's all it says.
I'd be like I'll fucking throw down
with you bro. Coming. Shhh
home. Shhh. Tyler.
Bro I think there's no
coming in you Tyler.
There's another side out there and we gotta get
to the bottom of it. We gotta see what's
out there. So if like all of us just
threw in like 250 bucks like
would be fine. I'd absolutely
go. I don't know it's like the
type of ghosts like
dude I actually haven't seen the
chondrain so I don't even know what the fucking type ghosts are.
I don't mind like outside ghosts. It's fucking spooky.
I'm down to like
explore outside ghosts but inside
ghosts I'm not.
Because they're fucking
once they're inside.
The reason why we didn't do the
Silver Bay one this year is because I wasn't able to get up there
because fucking I was busy or something.
But like I gotta get up there and
talk to them because literally all I gotta
do is talk to them because I'm an annual member
and there's only like seven of them. I'll go talk to them.
So I'll go talk to them.
Jeff wanted to come to Silver Bay.
The chondrain house has like
they say it's like. We're only allowed two cars
though. Two cars full of people.
So I mean
yeah me, Casey, Ali Mack
that would be we got two more seats in
my car and then we'd have
another car filled like so you'd have
The chondrain house has like activity
like every night.
Like it's like one of the most like
I'd also want to like try
to like debunk it. Maybe they're just trying to like
actually like make it seem like more
crazy than it actually is. I mean I've seen
like documentaries and like people investigating
on YouTube the chondrain house
and there's like actually shit
that happens. That'd be cool. Like
I'd want that to happen. I'd want shit
to happen. That's why. Like that one where they were
they were doing this thing
where they had a medium there
and they were going through the alphabet
and every time like the ghosts wanted
to say something they would go through
the alphabet and like the ghosts would like
make a bang on the wall. Oh that's kind of cool.
And they'd spell something out with it.
That's kind of cool. Yeah. Jesus.
You know what I'd want to really investigate is
Eastern State Penitentiary.
Where's that? Philadelphia.
You can actually do like a similar thing with that but you get
three reign of the entire fucking prison.
Damn.
It's an abandoned prison that you get for the entire
fucking night.
Man.
I don't know man.
I'm good on that.
I'm just like good at like
staying overnight.
That's what I'm not about.
I'll go check them out like outside
ghosts and cemeteries and shit.
But like being confined with them.
You were cool with fucking Pinewoods
but not fucking going to the Conjuring house?
No. Yeah it's different.
No it's not. The outside is so much worse.
I don't know man.
Pinewoods is like scary.
Dude Pinewoods is fucked.
We just sat at the outside. I wouldn't go to
Pinewoods. Okay?
I wouldn't go to Pinewoods. But you want to go
into a house where a bunch of people were murdered.
I don't care. Like the
shit in Pinewoods is stuff that you don't fuck
with. The shit
like in a Conjuring house is fucking
The thing in the
Conjuring house is back in like the 1700s
they had like a witch that like
stole a baby from the people that
lived in the house and like stabbed it in
the heart or something. Jesus Christ.
Bro.
There's something like
about like where things die.
Like really tragic events happen.
It's like. It makes it rift.
It makes like a rip open and fucking
like the. Even animals.
We'll start with the investigation
to your house about where the guy died
right? The guy
on the motorcycle crash. Oh yeah.
Yeah we gotta investigate that.
I gotta see. I gotta fucking
walk by that on my way into my house.
I'm gonna fucking sprint
in. Now I'm gonna fucking slip.
Break my neck.
And then we'll hunt you. Jesus
Christ. I'm gonna tell my girlfriend
to turn the light on.
But yeah we could investigate
that. I told you I found his watch.
Yeah. Yeah and there's something else
in the. Where you live right?
That we had to investigate.
Oh the steakhouse.
Oh yeah yeah.
Well that was right next
to the place
you and Casey went and did the
looking for the cryptid. Oh the Christman
sensory. Christman's yeah.
It's right next to that.
I mean it's like a mile and a half away.
Yeah that was kind of cool.
Nothing really happened.
Well I mean that's
where the story took place man.
It didn't really get any spooky vibes off it.
It was just kind of like oh it was a nice walk
in the woods. Right. Where
if you go you know another thousand
feet a girl was raped
and dismembered and thrown over the waterfall.
Really? Yeah oh yeah.
No like we went to the waterfall.
We went to the top of the waterfall.
Yeah I don't know how big was the waterfall.
It was like a big one at the end right?
There's a couple. So like
that keeps going on to my friends.
50 foot waterfall. That keeps
going on to my friends property. And it
goes to like it's like a hundred foot
waterfall. A hundred foot or more.
It's huge and
and they found a girl
at the bottom dismembered.
And she had been raped. So like
fingers cut off. Feet cut off.
Is she okay?
She's just dead but yeah.
Yeah she'll be alright. She'll walk them off.
Oh wow
is she okay? So that's like you know
it seems like fine and not creepy but
some fucked up shit happened right
there dude. Somebody knows something about it.
Yeah I mean um the
cemetery by my house uh two murders
took place inside it. In the
cemetery? In the cemetery because there was a serial killer
who lived in the cemetery. Like he like
camped out in the cemetery.
Yeah he was fucking nuts.
Like the bodies that were buried like
finally got like marked graves but like they
he buried the bodies in the cemetery.
Which you know if you're a serial killer and you bury
a body in the cemetery that's actually a
really smart fucking thing.
And then just put a fucking gravestone cause then all
they'd have to do is check the
the uh the registry but who's
gonna do that? Yeah. Nobody's gonna fucking
check the list of graves
in the cemetery. Yeah but like
make up a fucking name. Yeah.
But like if you bury like a fucking person in the
cemetery like that's the best
place to bury a body cause there's so many
of them. Right. That's just genius.
There's also unmarked graves where
he fucking buried them too.
So like if he just buried them there like
he buried them there the only reason why they
found them is cause they found them fucking camped out
in the fucking woods behind the cemetery.
And they ended up like arresting them
and then like he thought that he'd get a better sentence if
he told them where the bodies were. Wow.
That's fucking
crazy. And I can show you guys where the bodies were
buried and where he camped out.
Jeez. Which cemetery was this?
Albany Rule over um
over by uh 377.
How many people did he kill? Uh
he killed five. He killed two in the
cemetery. Damn. Because he's a bank
robber and then these the his
partners when he was camped out in the cemetery
wanted like more money or like a bigger cut
so he just killed them. Hmm.
Gary Evans you gotta actually look him up.
That just sounds like I feel like there's
the scary serial killers that kill
just for the thrill of killing. Yeah. And then there's
people that kill because they just
like the person's in the way.
Gary Evans serial killer. Like
hookers? Right. Yeah.
He died jumping off the Troy
Manan's bridge. Oh god.
Because he was doing a jail transport
and he didn't realize that the
and he had a boat set up for him to jump
off because he was in a
jail transport and he fucking swallowed a key.
So he fucking
spit out the key, opened up the back
door of the fucking of the
jail transport and then he
thought that there's gonna be a boat
at the bottom of it. And when he jumped
off he didn't realize that the Hudson River had tides
because he wasn't from around here.
And died on the rocks over by the
Troy Manan's bridge. Oh shit.
So tides? Like
it swept him into the rocks? No, no, no.
The tides like because it went down.
Oh. So he landed on rocks.
That's what he looks like.
Oh my god. Creepy
like a motherfucker. Yeah.
Yeah, he killed.
Looks like the guy from GTA.
Trevor. Gary Charles Evans was an
American thief and confessed serial killer
in the capital district of New York.
His penchant for stealing antiques and multiple
escapes from custody, including one that ended in
his death, made headlines in the news in the
area on numerous occasions.
When was that?
He
was active in the 80s and 90s.
He was born 1954 in Troy, New York.
And died on the Troy Manan's
bridge in August 14th, 1998.
Wow.
Oh, so I see what you're saying.
So the tide went out or whatever. Yeah.
The water lowered. The water lowered and he
wasn't able to live from the fall.
Wow. Cause he's going to jump into the river.
Good.
Yeah, Gary Evans, serial killer.
Fucking dirtbag.
Pays penchant for stealing antiques.
Victims, five.
Case of death, suicide
by jumping, accidental suicide by jumping.
Span of crimes,
1985 to October, 1987.
Or 1997.
Criminal activities.
He was arrested for trespassing
and stealing property in Lake
Placid in 77.
He was transferred to Great Meadows
Correctional Facility,
where he was paroled in 1980.
Then returned to his shared
apartment in Troy and soon together with
his accomplices, he began robbing
and thefts.
Evans was arrested
for thief and imprisoned
in the old Rentschler County Jail.
With the help of several
Hells Angels members, he managed
to escape. Just five hours later,
he was recaptured in September
of 1981.
Following a brawl
between inmates in 1982, Evans
was transferred to Attica Correctional Facility,
where he remained until his release of December
29, 1982.
After which, he moved to Florida
for several months. Then he returned to New York
State in May of
83. He was arrested for burglary
and trespassing in Saratoga County
and briefly housed in a county jail.
Through the rest of this year,
he was repeatedly transferred to various prisons.
He never made it to trial.
He escaped again.
Falco robbed
an antiques collector's apartment in East
Greenbush, profiting around $15,000.
In April
of 1985,
he stole the car of two drug traffickers
and sold it for $12,000.
He
was arrested in Cahos. Evans accepted
a plea deal with prosecutors,
eliminating his jail time. He
was released on probation.
In the last days of July, Evans built
an improvised silencer for his pistol, and then
he used to kill his accomplice, Michael Falco,
in their shared apartment in Troy, dismembering
the body with a chainsaw.
He then called Reisendorf
to help him get rid of the body, which he later
agreed, stuffing it into a sleeping bag
and driving it to his sister's home
in Florida, where they buried it
in the backyard. The motive of the murder
was for revenge. He told that
he's been profiting off their loot and
selling it for themselves.
The two criminals remained in their
Lake Codworth house
for six weeks before returning
to New York. Evans was
again arrested for violating parole and
sentenced to four years in the imprisoned
Sing Sing.
While in prison, Evans became friends with the infamous
serial killer, David Berkowitz,
over the times, and their
mutual interest in bodyguards.
That's the son of Sam killer. It is the son of Sam.
He was at
the hospital you work at
for a while, yeah, a few years
ago. He was placed in solitary confinement
for killing a
prison, or getting into a fight with another prisoner
for child molestation.
He befriended
another prisoner in
1988.
Evans and Cuomo pulled off
many successful thefts and robberies,
honing their skills in the process.
The pair were arrested in 1989
while police, with police
finding ski masks, gungun, radio
scanners, and ropes in the back of their car.
Due to lack of significant evidence,
they were both released.
While robbing a store in Watertown,
New York, Evans shot and killed 63-year-old
secondhand shop owner Douglas Barry
before he and Cuomo stole the items
worth $15,000.
He left the investigation
without any possible leads.
On December 29, fearing that Cuomo,
who may have began to experience
depressive episodes,
might snitch on him,
Evans shot and killed him,
and then he moved back to Florida
before moving to California for three years.
Evans was then arrested
for threatening a woman and her husband
who refused to have sex with him.
In October 1991,
Evans killed a 36-year-old
secondhand shop owner
and then stole $60,000 worth of goods.
He then decided to get rid of the murder weapon,
which he buried in Albany Rule Cemetery in Mananze,
where he also dismantled
a 500-kilogram marble tombstone,
which he successfully stole
after the murder of
the secondhand shop owner.
He stole a $50,000
tombstone.
Evans decided to quit the criminal career
and get a job.
Over the next several years,
he worked as a laborer
and only occasionally
committed petty thefts.
In January 1994,
he was arrested for looting and vandalism
of stealing of the marble tombstone,
which he was ordered to serve a month
in Albany County Jail.
After release, he moved to Vermont,
where he lived a survivalist lifestyle
in a tent.
In 1993, he stole cufflinks that were worth $1,500.
He went to Woodstock, Vermont.
He then, over the next few months,
attempted to find a buyer.
The police ended up finding him
and arresting him in 1994.
Evans was threatened with life of imprisonment,
but since he revealed where he kept the book
and returned it intact,
he was paroled in 1996
and returned to New York, where he
and his partner with Tim Reinsford,
the criminals, rented a storage room
in Colony, where they'd keep their tools.
Knowing that
Reisendorf had been an accomplice of Falco's,
killing him way back in 1985,
Evans became paranoid
that his friends should tell on him.
So, in October 3, 1997,
he shot and killed
Roesendorf, his accomplice.
In order to get rid of the corpse,
he dismembered it in the remains of the wooded area
of Albany Rural Cemetery
and disposing of the murder weapons.
Shortly afterwards, he fled to New York.
After violating his parole,
he was wanted as a wanted fugitive.
He was found camping out in the cemetery.
In May of 1998,
Evans surrendered herself to the St. John Berries, Vermont,
police department, confessing that he's murdered several people.
In a subsequent interrogation,
claimed that he was prompted to do so out of feelings of guilt.
He had watched Reisendorf's 9-year-old son
become aggressive and withdrawn
since his father's disappearance slash murder.
On July 24, he described each detail of his killing,
revealing the burial sites for both
Falco and Reisendorf,
whose bodies were found in Albany Rural Cemetery in July.
In August of 1988-98,
Evans was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court
and charged with three murders.
He was then transferred to Albany County Jail,
where he was charged with parole violations
two days before local court.
Two days later, while en route to Troy
and passing through the Menanze Bridge,
Evans, despite being chained and his legs chained,
was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court.
He was then charged with two more murders.
In August of 1998,
Evans was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court.
In August of 1994,
Evans was arrested and sentenced to life in the Rensselaer County District Court.
In August of年 We at the conclusively
coronated by the police
which caused him fatal head injuries.
Cool.
Damn.
That's crazy. I'm sure there's other serial killers out there right now in the Capitol region.
Yeah, fucking...
This guy just looks like a fucking serial killer, man.
Like, look at this fucking guy. He looks like a serial killer.
He looks like the stereotypical, like, poster boy for serial killers.
But yeah, the serial killer Gary Evans, if you want to look into him,
he lived in the cemetery as a survivalist by my house,
and my dad and his friends actually saw him in the cemetery when they were ghost hunting once.
No way.
He would play his flute at night because he was bored,
because no one else would be in the fucking cemetery.
And my dad and his friends just heard a flute that was going on in the cemetery,
and they're like, what the fuck is that?
But they didn't think it was a ghost because it was just like a fucking flute.
It's like, what the fuck was that?
And then they were like, wait, and then the flute would start playing.
And then when they started walking out of the cemetery,
he followed them playing the flute until they got out of the cemetery.
So a serial killer stalked my dad and his friends until they got out of the cemetery one night.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
I gotta walk like 200 feet in the dark when I get home.
God.
He's a dead serial killer. He's dead.
Yeah, but I'm gonna hear a fucking flute, or at least think I heard one.
The only thing that can bother you there is the ghost of that guy that died on the motorcycle.
I know.
And I told you how my buddy saw a figure at the end of my driveway.
Yeah.
They're sitting out by the fire.
Yeah.
And he goes, dude, I don't know if my eyes are playing tricks on me.
We should have a fire at your house and see if we can see any ghosts sometime.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, the cross is right there at the fucking end of the driveway.
Yeah, that's fucking nuts, dude.
Fucking arm was in my yard.
Yeah.
Traumatized the fucking neighbors.
And he was like, whatever.
I wasn't home.
I was at work.
If you fucking were there, you'd be like, oh, but now they dismembered a guy.
Dude, I'm so glad I wasn't there because I would have had to fucking do something about it.
I would have tried to drag him out of the fucking barn.
You know, while he's on fucking fire.
Hero shit.
Yeah, dude, I'm just glad.
I'm glad I wasn't there because it would have been a fucking shit show.
So my girlfriend called me.
She's like, oh, she's like, the barn is on fire.
What do I do?
I'm like, well, just like call 911 and stay the fuck out of the way so the fire trucks can pull into the driveway.
Or I said, call 911 and get the fuck out of there because there's going to be so many fucking fire trucks with Whackers with a giant heart on.
Let's get the fuck out of there.
Yeah. You're all volunteer out there, aren't you?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
Anyway, I think it's time to wrap this bad boy up.
We got we got lighter note at the end there.
Yeah, I was next time on the podcast where I will punch Tyler in the face live.
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We out off for all we know.
Robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
No.
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah.
Fuck.
I see some of that.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
I wonder if you got the extended episode.
Where the fuck did the fear come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Fuck, that's amazing.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Oh my god.
Anthropoclesatron, they have dread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not acknowledge the alien pair.
What the fuck?
I will kill them all.
Run!
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.
Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise.
And they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody likes Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says it's George Soros.
Everybody says it's Elon Musk.
He's so cool.
He made a great fucking deal.
The actual government is trying.
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are turning the fucking hall upside.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
He's fucking off.