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Welcome to the Uncanny West Christmas Special!

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Episode 58.

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I'm here with Ellie McIntyler.

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Merry Christmas, brother.

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Merry Christmas.

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That's just so weird.

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What the fuck am I listening to?

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It's Kanye, bro.

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I know.

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It's stronger?

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Yeah, it's stronger, overlapping with all that fucking Christmas song.

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We love Kanye here on Untitled Podcast.

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Kanye had another meltdown.

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What Kanye song is this, even?

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It's stronger.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's Christmas time again.

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Kylo, let's talk about how Christmas is a pagan holiday.

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It's not a pagan holiday.

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Oh my god.

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Right into it.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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I straight up have documents.

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You have documents on how Christmas is not a pagan holiday.

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You just have those files on your computer for what reason?

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Just in case you ever need it.

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I know what I'm going to do.

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What are these documents show?

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Shows that the pagans actually are a bunch of fucking dweebs and that the biggest pagan

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tradition is converting to Christianity.

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Well, Christmas was originally like a winter feast.

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Right.

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It was a solstice.

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It wasn't Christmas.

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You fucking retard, the solstice.

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Yeah, Christmas.

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You know what the solstice is?

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You know what the fucking solstice is?

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It's fucking today.

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You know when Christmas is?

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Yeah, four days from now, and you know, when Jesus wasn't born December, 25th, yeah, he

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was born in July, but we had to fucking put a feast day somewhere in the end of the year.

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Jesus wanted to take it from the pagans because it's the pagan holiday.

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No, because we thought the solstice was a bunch of fucking barlarki with a bunch of

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fucking gays out there, fucking fucking men and men fucking men.

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They fucking fucking lunatics.

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They are.

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I don't fucking like pagans.

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I'm just going to come out and say I don't like them.

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I think they're fucking losers.

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Their biggest tradition is converting to Christianity.

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That's a fact.

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Oh, you think it's a rational that there's thousands of gods?

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It is a rational.

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There's only one god.

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That means a lot.

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You know, I think it's tough if there's if there's gotta be a god.

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I feel like there's only one of those fuckers.

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Yeah, God would be like if there was like the fucking God gods of the fucking gods with

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a capital with a lowercase G, then I think they would all just be like, no, I'm the real

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God.

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No, I'm the real God.

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No, I'm the real God.

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No, I'm the real God.

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And I, God is just like, fuck all you.

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So what are we celebrating then?

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Jesus' birth, baby.

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It's Christ's mass.

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Don't give a shit about Jesus.

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Well, then you don't have to celebrate you fucking piece of shit.

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I mean, but what do you think the significance is of what?

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OK, let me ask the fucking like, how did we get from Jesus' birth then moving the date

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there to like now it's like, oh, Santa comes and gives you presents.

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That's nothing to do with Christianity.

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That's just fucking commercialism.

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It actually started.

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OK, it started from Coca-Cola.

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Yeah, Coca-Cola popularized Santa Claus.

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It did.

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They had St. Nick.

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Not what it was before.

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They had St. Nick beforehand.

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But St. Nick's feast day was actually they actually combined the Christian holiday of

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St. Nick's feast day where you'd leave your shoes out for St. Nick to come along and give

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you like candies and shit like as like a thing because St. Nick, when he was around, he actually

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went down people's chimneys and like put shit like toys and shit in socks that were hanging

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up to dry.

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Like that's an actual thing.

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OK, so they just combined them.

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Pretty much.

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So he broke in people's houses.

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Because the kids in the town were super poor and their families weren't able to afford anything.

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And then instead of being able to like walk through like the thing because they were under,

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I think, surveillance or something by like the government that was happening.

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So the kids weren't able to get anything.

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So instead of just letting the kids just be like sad all the time and shit, they climbed

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down their chimneys and put toys in their fucking things and climbed back up.

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So that's like an actual like thing from St. Nick.

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What a guy.

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Why was like why were religions just like OK with what fucking Coca Cola did?

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That's the one thing I really weren't.

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But it kind of it kind of came down to it being like if enough people are just like

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Christmas is the holiday, then we're not really going to deny that many people being like,

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OK, Christmas.

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But, you know, that makes sense.

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We kind of have the, you know, I'm sure they're probably like, why the fuck we have Santa

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Claus?

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We have the reason for the season thing type thing for us.

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But we're just like, if you don't want to fucking do that, whatever, kick rocks or something.

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Touch, touch grass, touch grass.

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That's my new favorite saying.

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L plus ratio.

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I just heard that like recently for the first time.

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What, touch grass?

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Yeah.

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That's fucking been around for a while.

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I know, but I like it a lot.

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I like kick rocks.

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Same kind of thing.

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I've told people when we play Rocket League together to touch grass, whenever there's a

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fucking smurf, I always say that in the chat because they fucking piss me off.

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Doesn't even mean a smurf or touch grass.

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Means go outside.

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Yeah, like fucking touch grass.

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Go outside.

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You've been playing video games for too long.

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Yeah.

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Like leave your home.

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Oh, like get a job.

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That's funny.

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So that's why when somebody fucking comes into a lobby with us in Rocket League and they're

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fucking 15 times as good as us because they made a second account to shit on us.

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I fucking get pissed off at them.

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Like, dude, don't you have anything better to do?

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What rank are you guys?

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We're like, we blur between the gold platinum line.

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We're not like good by any sense of the word, but you could beat, we could beat somebody

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who picked the game up a day ago.

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If that makes any sense.

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Not fucking horrible.

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So you can beat me.

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You can be a hell of a lot better at the game though.

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I could definitely be the beginner.

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That's all I could say.

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Yeah.

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But like the skill ceiling in Rocket League is just absurd.

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Unless you make it like a full time job, you're never going to make it to even like Grand

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Champ, which isn't even that high.

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What's the highest?

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Supersonic Legend.

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And that's like top point 1%.

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What's the average?

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Like I think there's most, most people are like between gold and platinum, which honestly

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astounds me.

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Cause that means just about everybody that's playing this game has a pretty good level

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of skill, honestly.

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Cause you got me up to platinum.

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I remember when we played.

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Yeah.

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I was also popping off that day though.

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And you, you were not, you were not horrible either.

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Tasty just got too high and fucking sat there.

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The thing is though, is that I play fucking, I'll play solos and I fucking get shit on.

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Like I get absolutely like I can pull off better shots than my opponent, but they just

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know how to play solos better than I do.

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So they're in a better spot all the time.

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I only know how to play duo.

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So if I'm not playing with somebody, I fucking suck.

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You need at least one tender.

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I just recently got good.

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Yes.

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Casey just woke up and all of a sudden was like fucking scoring goals.

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It was actually impressive.

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That was very impressive.

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I just needed somebody to like scream at me.

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My ear while I was playing like you suck or something.

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What a save.

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I mean, I thought that you just need to get hit with what I definitely have been a deck

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when we play and I don't even mean to do it.

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Casey, what the fuck?

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Oh, Casey, there's the pass.

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I'll just see like, like wide open net.

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And then the ball like flies into the corner.

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It's like, fuck, we don't do that anymore though.

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And it's great.

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We got something to talk about.

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What?

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A certain member of our podcast has gotten a new piercing.

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Oh God.

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Fucking go.

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You got this piercing and you didn't even like do it for the podcast.

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You did it because you were gonna.

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We're gonna pierce your nipples.

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No, no, no, we are not.

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That's not gonna happen.

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Actually, I'm sorry to disappoint the fans and especially you too.

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I will not be getting my nipples pierced on this podcast.

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What about one?

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I'm already gonna pull this thing out.

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This was a drunk decision after I fucking passed the final.

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What about a tattoo?

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He already has a couple.

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I already do have a, I get a fucking untitled tattoo.

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It would need to be subtle though.

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What if it was just something completely like that shit crazy?

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We could do like the, we could do the fucking line triangle.

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What if it was like fucking Obama on a surfboard?

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Would you get that tattoo?

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That's fucking gay.

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No, no, I would do untitled.

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Did you hear that Obama's gay?

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In all black.

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Or at least bi.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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So like they had like a memoir about him come out.

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I don't mean to cut you off, but like that just reminded me of fucking the insane thing that I heard.

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But apparently he had like an auto, not an autobiography.

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What's the, just a biography that was done.

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And the guy who was interviewing him put in his book when he was in college, he had sexual fantasies about being with men.

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And like that he always wanted to be with a man.

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He really wanted to be with a woman.

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And just for political clout, he ended up with Michelle, who looks like a man anyways.

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She really fucking does.

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She's not a pretty woman at all.

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I fucking love Obama.

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That's Michelle.

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That's Michelle.

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But yeah, like he did that.

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And then about, I think it was like,

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Bro, you fucking hate Michelle.

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I forgot about the rain you went on like one of the earlier episodes.

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I didn't even put that in the podcast.

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Oh, you didn't?

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No.

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I can go on it again.

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No, I'm putting it in the lost episode.

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How Michelle Obama ruined my life.

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Yeah.

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Look for that in the greatest hits episode.

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So just a quick rundown.

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Michelle Obama ruined my life by changing the school lunches.

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Yeah, she really did.

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Fucking that sucked.

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Dick.

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That really sucked, Dick.

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We used to have such good school lunches, then everything was awful.

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Because Michelle Obama.

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It's like, oh, it's pizza Friday.

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It's just a fucking piece of cardboard with some sauce on it.

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It's like, what the fuck?

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It's like, it's not even like, it's not even good for you.

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It's just less shitty.

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Also, like we used to have soda machines in the fucking cafeteria.

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Now we have like fucking like it had like a like juice.

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And remember that ice shit?

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Did you guys have ice?

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It was like fucking like sparkling water with like like a flavoring.

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And that shit sucked.

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It was horrible.

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It was like a fucking like it was like a it was like a thirsty man in the desert.

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You're like, I guess it's good.

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That's true.

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You really would be.

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It's not a better option.

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I remember I drank fucking chocolate milk because of her.

272
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Yeah, I had to drink chocolate.

273
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That was the best thing on the menu.

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I hate chocolate milk.

275
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I actually like the ice, but like I think I like ice because there was nothing else.

276
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Yeah, same like I like the lemon one.

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I remember drinking it, but like I would never buy that in the grocery store.

278
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I would never be happy to buy it.

279
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Like if I see it in the grocery store now, like I see it, I actually see it in the shelves.

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And I'm like, I don't.

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The reason why they're not in the business because they sell to the schools and the kids are just stupid enough to buy it because they're like, it has some bubbles in it.

282
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It must be like soda.

283
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We got to get fucking Trump back in there so we can just sell a bat in the fucking line of just fucking opening up for beer.

284
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I just lived off the Otis Smunk Meyer cookies.

285
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Dude, they didn't even have them anymore.

286
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You couldn't get so much as a fucking Nilla wafer with fucking her running the show.

287
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It was awful.

288
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Dude, like the fucking ice creams were like the fucking diet ice creams, too.

289
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It was like the fucking like it was like the sugar free.

290
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Yeah, the ones that came with that little fucking like wooden stick thing.

291
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They were like, when everybody was like when they were like, you have to take a fruit and like everybody had to take an apple.

292
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Yeah, like you have to take it and then everybody would just throw it out.

293
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So then they started having like a collection bin where you just like go buy lunch and then put the apple in the bin after you took it.

294
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That's the thing though.

295
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Wonderfully, we all ate our apples.

296
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What the fuck?

297
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We all ate our apples.

298
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I think I got an orange and I would usually eat it.

299
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But it was like a fucking thirsty man in the desert kind of deal.

300
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I'm hungry.

301
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This is all I have because I would get the I get the peanut butter and jelly most days, but they wouldn't even put it on white bread either.

302
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It was fucking like whole wheat with the fucking like like the nuts on the side.

303
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They fucked the bread, too.

304
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Yeah, I forgot.

305
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It was awful.

306
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Oh, my God.

307
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I forgot how much of a desolate wasteland that fucking cafeteria turned into.

308
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It was so good before.

309
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,800
Yeah, dude, they had like tater tots and cheeses, those cheesy filled fucking breadsticks.

310
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Those were the fucking best.

311
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Oh, my God.

312
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They had the fucking the big ones.

313
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You can't find them anywhere.

314
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Dude, they're fucking so good.

315
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And then Michelle Obama comes in and just goes, you get desert food.

316
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Here's a scorpion we found.

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Here's some baked, here's some fucking baked Lay's Original chips with no salt on them.

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They sucked.

319
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Oh, my God.

320
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They were fucking horrible.

321
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It's like where the fuck is my food?

322
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And then after the breadsticks just tasted like soap.

323
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It didn't even have seasoning.

324
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It didn't have seasoning.

325
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It was just bread.

326
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It was just bread.

327
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Yeah.

328
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,800
And they called them the Italian Dunkers.

329
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Yeah.

330
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Those things fucking sucked.

331
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And the Italian, the thing that you dunked it in was like water.

332
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Oh, yeah.

333
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It was fake water.

334
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It didn't even give it a flavor.

335
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It was just like, it's red now.

336
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:24,800
It got manufactured eight years ago and shipped to a fucking freezer.

337
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:30,800
And then the fucking pizzas were like it was so burnt because it was made out of like the shitty ingredients.

338
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It was made out of like the skim cheese and like the whole wheat fucking dough.

339
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So like it burned super easy.

340
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800
And the fucking lunch ladies didn't give a shit.

341
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,800
And it's like, yeah, these kids will eat anything.

342
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Put out a fucking cigarette on the fucking table.

343
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I think my fucking school, if I can remember, somehow my school found a way to bypass it because there was so many complaints from the students that the pizza sucked that they made that they still sold like the state enforced pizza.

344
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But they had another one on the side that you could get that was like a Sicilian or some shit.

345
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,800
Yeah, because we got we got we had like the one for homecoming week.

346
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They'd give us actual food.

347
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800
What do you think they're putting in that shit, though?

348
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:19,800
The fucking government. It's just like fucking like it's literally the lowest quality ingredients, but also like the shittiest food.

349
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,800
I don't know.

350
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,800
I don't think don't you fucking jump down a black hole here.

351
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,800
Substances in the kids food to make them grow up to be gay.

352
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:33,800
Good for them because I brought lunch every single fucking day because it was so bad.

353
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800
That's why you're on this podcast.

354
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800
Dude, I didn't even eat the school lunch.

355
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,800
That's true.

356
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800
I ate an apple.

357
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,800
Wow.

358
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That's why we're here, guys.

359
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,800
We didn't eat the school lunches.

360
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,800
We weren't controlled, bro.

361
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,800
Oh, my God.

362
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,800
The Danny, the only free thinker.

363
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,800
You know, Dan was before Dan was dancing the clear.

364
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:56,800
Dan made it Dan made it in before that wench ruined the fucking fucking troll.

365
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,800
Actually, how is he?

366
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He's 33, he said.

367
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,800
I can't remember.

368
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,800
It blew me the fuck away.

369
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,800
He's 33.

370
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:07,800
So he would have graduated high school when I'm 25 and I was 16.

371
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,800
I was I'm 20,000.

372
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:15,800
So so he would have graduated as soon as fucking Michelle Obama came in.

373
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Lucky fucking.

374
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800
That motherfucker.

375
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,800
We caught the brunt of that.

376
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800
Oh, we did.

377
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,800
We caught the whole fucking because that shit does that can't possibly still be going on

378
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800
in my brother.

379
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,800
You can actually bring soda to school now because remember, like the lunch people would

380
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,800
be like, if you brought soda to school, like they would take it away from you.

381
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,800
I remember that when I was in elementary school, but I think in middle and high school, they

382
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800
didn't give a fuck.

383
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,800
They didn't.

384
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
They didn't let us bring soda in.

385
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,800
Like it's like I try to bring in a Coke can.

386
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,800
I'm fucking like, I do vaguely.

387
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800
That's like a core memory.

388
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800
And it's a lot.

389
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,800
I forgot that they did that.

390
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,800
Yeah, they took away our sodas.

391
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,800
They definitely didn't enforce that in high school.

392
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,200
But there was one machine in the entire school that had sodas and it was in the teachers

393
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200
lounge.

394
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,200
Yeah.

395
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,200
And there's a coaches.

396
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,880
There's it was a teachers lounge and the coaches lounge for like football and like

397
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,500
soccer and like all that shit.

398
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,800
They all they the teachers had soda and the coaches room had soda.

399
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,200
And like when my coach was in the fucking like the coaches room, like between like school

400
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,000
and practice, I'd go in there.

401
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,640
I put like a dollar into the thing and get a fucking soda.

402
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:16,560
He's like, hey, I bought it with my own money.

403
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,280
You son of a bitch.

404
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,280
I came in here.

405
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,840
My currency was good.

406
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,840
You'll take my money.

407
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,480
My coach was like, yeah, the fucking ice shit sucks.

408
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,480
Go ahead.

409
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,200
But like they had like mostly just Gatorade.

410
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200
Like it was Gatorade.

411
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,920
And like, I think thankfully they had legit.

412
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,320
I remember in mind they sold actual Gatorade.

413
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,960
They didn't sell Gatorade in like this cafeteria one, but in the coaches one, they showed they

414
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,220
it was a Gatorade machine.

415
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:45,200
We had a vending machine in our in our cafeteria, I think, at least towards the end of my school.

416
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200
We had a Gatorade.

417
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:51,200
We had like we had like the ice machine, like the fucking not ice like ice, like the brand

418
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,600
of the like the sparkling water.

419
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:59,440
And then we had a a like popsicle like machine that was only sugar free shit.

420
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,440
Yeah.

421
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,440
I was like, this fucking sucks.

422
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,920
I feel like I'm in hell because like after fucking school, though, like the football

423
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,520
team was given real food.

424
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,840
Like we get like spaghetti and shit before like practice and stuff because they're like,

425
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,560
yeah, you guys get real food because you know, dude, I remember I would leave school and

426
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,680
like be so happy to go home and eat instant ramen.

427
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,800
You're like, oh my God, it's going to taste so fucking good.

428
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,080
Because there's no salt, because there's no salt in the food.

429
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,320
You're just so fucking salt the pride.

430
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,760
They put fucking lysergic, at the diethyl in your fucking school lunches.

431
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,240
But like they didn't have salt.

432
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,520
They didn't have sugars like how do you make hydroxyze?

433
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,920
How the fuck do you make food without salt sugar?

434
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,920
Yeah.

435
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Oh my God.

436
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:46,480
Do they do this thing where he was craving chemicals?

437
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:50,560
They do the thing where they took away people carrying their backpacks around.

438
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,920
Yes, they wouldn't let us carry backpacks at school.

439
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,920
They were like a threat of like school shootings.

440
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,920
Yeah.

441
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,360
They wouldn't let us wear backpacks and they wouldn't let us wear hats.

442
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,920
And I'm like, what am I going to put in the pistol?

443
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920
I did not have that.

444
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,520
Are you going to put a pistol in my hat?

445
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,600
That has to be a school to school thing.

446
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,040
We always had our backpacks.

447
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:10,600
We couldn't wear hats and like we would still do it anyways.

448
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,440
And only half the teachers gave a fuck.

449
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,320
I remember somebody drew a bomb on the bathroom stall one time.

450
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,080
There's like a circle with like the fuse coming off it.

451
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,080
Yeah.

452
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,880
And there was like a lockdown.

453
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:27,680
And so after the lockdown, they locked the bathroom, the boys bathroom in my the wing

454
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of my high school.

455
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,000
So nobody could use it for like two weeks.

456
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,080
And that was the whole thing that resulted from that.

457
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,520
They're like, yeah, now nobody can use the bathroom.

458
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,520
Yeah.

459
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,800
It's like kids that would like smoke cigarettes in the bathrooms, not me.

460
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,800
Oh shit.

461
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,800
Yeah.

462
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,680
I think I think my school had one of those two where like a suitcase got left in front

463
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,680
of our building.

464
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,120
But there's like, what the fuck is that?

465
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,640
Yeah, the whole school got put on lockdown for like four hours.

466
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,920
They called a bomb squad and it was just some parents bag.

467
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,920
Yeah.

468
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,920
He just picked his he dropped his he came to pick his sick kid up and left it there.

469
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,400
And we didn't have cameras.

470
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,480
So we had an actual bomb threat like it was during finals.

471
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,760
So go figure.

472
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:15,920
But like they took us to a secondary location.

473
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Like it was nuts.

474
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,040
Like they literally took us to a secondary location because like, I don't know if you

475
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,960
ever been through water fleet, but like the high school was where we were.

476
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,160
And we went to the dome by the firehouse down there.

477
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,160
Yeah.

478
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,160
Like the back.

479
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,160
It was like the domes, a basketball court.

480
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,480
So you left the school property.

481
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,480
Yes.

482
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,480
Like we were gone.

483
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,480
Like they got buses and shit.

484
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,040
I'm like, bro, there's like a school shooter or something.

485
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,320
And then they called that in.

486
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,480
They could have gunned us all down as we were coming out of the school.

487
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:45,560
And not only that, but if once they get you in the secondary location, that's probably

488
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,440
the worst place you could be.

489
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,960
I mean, it was all he heard it up like sheep.

490
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,960
All he needs is an AR-15.

491
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,560
We had fucking like cops.

492
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:57,440
Dude, we had like fucking like troopers with fucking machine guns in the fucking thing.

493
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,440
I'm like, holy shit.

494
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,080
And like my dad came to pick me up.

495
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,720
He's like, what the fuck was that about?

496
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,720
I'm like, I don't know.

497
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:08,480
We're like, dad, I literally just am glad because I didn't have to turn my paperwork

498
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,120
into Mrs. Tyler's room.

499
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:17,000
There's probably so many threats now that they don't even like take that seriously anymore.

500
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,680
I mean, unless you're shooting up to school, they probably like send one officer and be

501
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,680
like, yeah.

502
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,880
I think we're also on a string of like people trying school shootings and getting put the

503
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,880
fuck down.

504
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,880
It's like the internet.

505
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,520
It's not like because the internet is so prevalent now.

506
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,800
But also like, yeah, like the fucking shooters will like leak a manifesto like the day before

507
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800
they do it.

508
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,800
And then they get fucking murked.

509
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,280
Like the fuck off.

510
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Yeah.

511
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,600
Like the fucking transgender one.

512
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,600
She got murked.

513
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,600
Yeah.

514
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,960
I know she took a couple of people down before she went out.

515
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,920
Like to video, they had no problems showing the video.

516
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,640
That was weird because the US news had no problem showing her get shot.

517
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,080
They just fucking blurred the face.

518
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,080
Oh yeah.

519
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,080
She got fucking mowed down.

520
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,080
That was it.

521
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,240
Dude, like they fucking they gunned her and then they went over and they put two in her

522
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240
head when she was on the ground.

523
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,920
I was like, holy shit.

524
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,920
I don't remember this problem of school shootings being this bad when I was a kid.

525
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,920
Like it wasn't.

526
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,960
It wasn't like it became like you only heard about like Columbine and like Columbine.

527
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960
It's Columbine.

528
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,960
You fucking.

529
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:19,360
I don't know why it's because it's that now that generation is coming up with like these

530
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:24,000
fucking dates and shrined and everyone's and we over glorify it too.

531
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:29,440
So much because Columbine happened in 90 takes one on mentally unstable person to do it.

532
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,360
They know they can leave a massive impact if they fucking shoot a place up.

533
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:37,300
Dude, if you're going to take, if you're going to just do that, if you're doing it to take

534
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,440
yourself out, just fucking take yourself out like a fucking man.

535
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,040
Don't be a pussy and take out fucking other people because you're fucking sad.

536
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,720
Yeah, like that's fucking shitty.

537
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,320
Like these fucking people that like go in there.

538
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,600
It's like I want to make a mark.

539
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,880
And I want to take dude, just fucking take yourself out.

540
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,120
Like these people had nothing to do with it.

541
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,280
Like they might have made you sad and shit.

542
00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:00,480
But if you're fucking like, I'm going to you're indiscriminately killing people from a population

543
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,200
like just fucking take yourself out.

544
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,080
If you're fucking that sad, like it's like, yeah, we lose one who fucking cares.

545
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,820
There's a million deaths a day at least.

546
00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:11,880
So guess what, someone's going to be born, replace your ass.

547
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,880
All right.

548
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,400
So this is, so what I'm understanding, what I'm understanding Tyler is that we want the

549
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,640
viewers to know that they should kill themselves.

550
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,760
If they're planning a school shooting, do like, I don't think that's, I don't think

551
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,760
that's a controversial opinion.

552
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,480
If you're planning a school shooting, just fucking kill yourself official stance of or

553
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:36,440
just seek psychiatric help that might be a safer blanket.

554
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,480
And if you make psychiatric help, help, but if you know you're going to shoot a school

555
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,800
up, just kill yourself.

556
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,600
I think official stance.

557
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,600
Yeah.

558
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,600
Get some help.

559
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,400
If it doesn't work, just kill yourself.

560
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,760
There's no other options.

561
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,960
Just take your own life.

562
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,760
There's no sense in taking 30 bro.

563
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Well, fine.

564
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760
I got dark.

565
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,760
Fuck it.

566
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:02,680
You know, we started with the fucking school lunches.

567
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:08,400
Thanks for tuning into the Christmas episode of the podcast.

568
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,400
Merry Christmas.

569
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400
Obama's gay.

570
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,040
His wife looks like a fucking man.

571
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,160
Straight into, she fucked our lunches.

572
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,760
She fucked our lunches.

573
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760
School shootings.

574
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,760
Kill yourself.

575
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,760
Merry Christmas.

576
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:28,160
We're off to a hot start today.

577
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,600
So I got so new, listen to our podcast now.

578
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,600
Oh shit.

579
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,640
Holy fuck.

580
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,640
Oh, that's bad ass.

581
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,160
Is he going to come on?

582
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,160
I'm trying to get him on.

583
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,160
He's got to come on.

584
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,160
So do on the bar.

585
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,160
Oh, there he goes.

586
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,160
Shit.

587
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,160
Oh, so do.

588
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,160
Oh God.

589
00:26:46,160 --> 00:27:00,520
I saw on the news this week that Russia and China are flying military.

590
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:06,200
Oh, that's good.

591
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200
That ain't very good at all.

592
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,200
Like they're, they're doing it to show a lion.

593
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:14,780
They're doing it to show us the US.

594
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:17,760
Yo, what do you think about that?

595
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,760
Casey?

596
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,760
I don't get a fucking fucking bad.

597
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:28,280
Give them the fucking.

598
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,920
I think it's not very good because China now we should, but now it shows that China and

599
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,120
Russia are going to team up and they're doing this as like a show of power against the United

600
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,120
States.

601
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,000
Dude, Russia's military is in fucking shambles.

602
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,160
Dude, we would fucking Merck them.

603
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,320
Like I'm just saying it wouldn't even be close.

604
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,560
We'd wipe the floor with them.

605
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560
Yeah.

606
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,920
They fucking scrambled jets out there.

607
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:54,200
America has the top fucking we in out of the top 10 militaries that have air forces, America

608
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,160
has four because yeah, because China, China and Russia.

609
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,800
So Russia's like, like took off and started flying toward Japan and there's like converge

610
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,560
and the US and Japan was like, what the fuck are they doing?

611
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,200
Like fucking bomb Hiroshima again.

612
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:17,880
Actually, that would be more imagine if there was some old guy who saw us like survive the

613
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,320
first bomb.

614
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:27,400
So the top 10 largest military branches in the world by air military aircraft is number

615
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,240
one, the United States Air Force.

616
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,880
Number two, the United States Army Aviation.

617
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,360
Number three, the Russian Air Force.

618
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,520
Number four, the United States Navy.

619
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,960
Number seven, the United States Marine Corps.

620
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,880
Yeah, we've got the fucking China's not even on the list.

621
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,760
Yeah, we have to.

622
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,360
We have four of the top 10.

623
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:53,880
The entire world has four of the top 10.

624
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,000
Yeah, I just we'd we'd fucking destroy.

625
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,440
I mean, obviously we have enough to nuke the world several times over, but I don't think

626
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:06,680
that like they're going to attack the US, but there's the amount of proxy war, the amount

627
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,720
of air, air warships that each country has.

628
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,200
The United States has five thousand two hundred and seventeen.

629
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:19,920
Russia is second with three thousand eight hundred and sixty three and then China is

630
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,000
in third place with one thousand nine hundred and ninety one.

631
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000
So they could just if they teamed up, they would have as much as we do.

632
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah.

633
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,400
But Russia's is all fucking like third generation fighters and fourth generation fighters.

634
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,400
We have fifth and possibly sixth generation fighters.

635
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,680
And you're also not counting our allies either.

636
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,680
Yeah.

637
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,240
Like we're not the only air force that like if Russia and China like they have they're

638
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,320
like, oh, cool, we have enough.

639
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,320
We have more than America.

640
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:52,080
And it's just like, well, also England has the like six largest air force on the planet

641
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,080
and Australia has the eighth.

642
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,840
So, you know, just keep adding that on top of our shit.

643
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,640
It's like they're not going to stop us.

644
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:04,720
I think World War Three, it would be a slow agonizing win for the US and its allies, like

645
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,560
even more so than World War Two.

646
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,920
Oh, we'd win, but it would take a super long time.

647
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,120
Take a lot of deaths.

648
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,840
You know, probably us.

649
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,840
Probably us.

650
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Is that loud on the headphones?

651
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,840
Yeah, that's good.

652
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,840
Oh, geez.

653
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,840
Yeah.

654
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,560
New blood puzzles for Jeopardy.

655
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,880
South Korea has eight hundred and ninety eight jets.

656
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,240
What does North Korea have?

657
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,560
Nine hundred and forty six, but they're all third generation.

658
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,560
Yeah.

659
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,120
So they get fucking destroyed.

660
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,560
They'd be lucky to take one of us down.

661
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,120
So like from World War Two, right?

662
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,120
No, that's Vietnam era.

663
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,120
Vietnam and like Gold War.

664
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,120
Yeah.

665
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,760
So they're not really going to be doing much with those.

666
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:59,000
It's like first generation fighters are like B 52 or P 52 Mustangs and shit.

667
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,760
Then like second generation fighters are like our first jets.

668
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:07,000
Third generation fighters like the F 16s and shit like that.

669
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,040
At 14 or fourth, fifth is like the Raptors and fucking shit.

670
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:20,720
And in sixth that we don't have the are the weird special ops shit that they fucking.

671
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,400
We definitely don't have.

672
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,640
Yeah, no way.

673
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,680
Fucking Dark Star like Dark Star level shit.

674
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,680
That's like sixth generation.

675
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,520
Who was arguing with that about that one time that the Dark Star's real?

676
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,080
Yeah, it was me.

677
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,080
Oh yeah.

678
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:39,680
I was just trying to say that the that the prop was not the actual Dark Star.

679
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,960
We have a dark star like on the movie set.

680
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,120
That is a plane, but it only goes like four.

681
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,520
It only goes like Mach 4.

682
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,120
The one that's used in the movie does not go Mach 10.

683
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,120
No, it's not.

684
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,120
I understand.

685
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,120
I understand that Tom Cruise didn't fly.

686
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,120
We have.

687
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,120
We have.

688
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:01,120
We definitely don't have planes that can go Mach 10.

689
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,120
We definitely don't.

690
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,120
Those aren't real.

691
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120
United States government.

692
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,160
We are saying that they're not real.

693
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,160
Yeah, we don't know anything.

694
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,160
Yeah, we never even looked into the news.

695
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,940
We're looked into the technology.

696
00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:14,940
Why would we do that?

697
00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:16,760
But the Dark Star does exist, right?

698
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,560
Like the actual Star type thing.

699
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,560
It has to fucking.

700
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,560
Yeah, there's some.

701
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,240
There's no like confirmation of it, but like it's it's brought.

702
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,800
There's no way we don't fucking have it.

703
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,240
I think we have things that are crazier than a Dark Star.

704
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,680
Dude, there's fucking probably we have like fucking space lasers and shit like, yeah,

705
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,360
like you don't have a fucking target indicator.

706
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,360
Yeah, like the target indicator shit.

707
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,960
But like, dude, I guarantee you we have space lasers that can fucking melt people from like

708
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,960
fucking space.

709
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,960
Yeah, we do.

710
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,960
Guarantee it.

711
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,960
Fucking orbital strikes.

712
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,960
Tactical nuke inbound!

713
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:47,960
Oh shit.

714
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,960
Oh fuck.

715
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,960
Dude, they fucked my job.

716
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,960
You got it.

717
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,960
You got to figure out that nobody's had over 20 confirmed kills because they did.

718
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:52,960
We had to get a tactical nuke.

719
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,960
That's true.

720
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,960
Like it's it's it's basic science.

721
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,960
It is.

722
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,960
That's why you just get a call on the radio.

723
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,960
All you guys do is just get a call on the radio.

724
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,960
You just get a call on the radio.

725
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,960
You just get a call on the radio.

726
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:00,960
You just get a call on the radio.

727
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:01,960
You just get a call on the radio.

728
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:02,960
You just get a call on the radio.

729
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:12,440
All you gotta do is press one button.

730
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440
And it will kill you.

731
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,600
But it's worth it because you got a tactical nuke.

732
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Yep.

733
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,600
All right.

734
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,600
Merry Christmas.

735
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Merry Christmas.

736
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Kill yourself.

737
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,920
What have you guys learned this year on the Untitled Podcast?

738
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,400
Well, that's a lot.

739
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,440
You know, I learned the basics to quantum theory.

740
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,280
Kanye was crazy.

741
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,600
Kanye's always been crazy.

742
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
Yeah, he's been a little.

743
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,600
What?

744
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,600
What?

745
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
In a year in review, what was the thing that we talked about?

746
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:45,520
I'm just going to go through the basics of each of our episodes on Spotify here and see

747
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,640
see what we talked about.

748
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,160
See see what we talked about.

749
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,160
Basic reminder.

750
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,160
What?

751
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,160
What was your favorite moment?

752
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,560
I learned that the metaverse is a scary, scary thing.

753
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,560
We got.

754
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,560
Email is what?

755
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,560
Vitamins.

756
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,560
We learned a lot from the podcast.

757
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,560
73 at Gmail.com.

758
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,560
We know we know.

759
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,560
Oh yeah.

760
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,560
Talk.

761
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,560
Talk about vitamins.

762
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,560
We learned a lot from Dan, the vitamin man.

763
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,560
Shout out, Dan.

764
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,560
We got fucking Joel Olsteen.

765
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,560
I'm still coming for you.

766
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,560
I'm still good.

767
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Fuck yourself.

768
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,560
Merry Christmas to everybody.

769
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,560
But Joel's exactly Muslims to Merry Christmas.

770
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,560
Wow.

771
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,560
Jehovah Witnesses.

772
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,560
Merry Christmas.

773
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,560
The Jews.

774
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,560
Merry Christmas to you as well.

775
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,560
To the pagans.

776
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,560
Merry Christmas.

777
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,560
Even though you probably already converted.

778
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,560
Is there any more pagans anymore?

779
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,560
Is there even pagans anymore?

780
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,560
Yeah.

781
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,560
People think they're pagans, but fucking.

782
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,560
Sure, buddy.

783
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,560
We talked about Bravo.

784
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,560
Unknown medicals.

785
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,560
Lies.

786
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
By the way, I listened to that old fucking pod.

787
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:59,560
You and Phil lied a lot on that.

788
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Holy shit.

789
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,560
A lot of that stuff did not happen.

790
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,560
Most of it involving me.

791
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,560
Also, we have to have it do a year in review.

792
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,560
And we also have to do a rest in peace Jerry Springer.

793
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,560
Rest in peace Jerry Springer.

794
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,560
That's true.

795
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,560
I'm getting arrested for no good reason.

796
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,560
There was some reason.

797
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,560
Han Solo hot dog.

798
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,560
I don't remember what the fuck that was about.

799
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,560
Shout out hot, solo hot dogs.

800
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,560
What was that one?

801
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,560
Yeah, I don't remember what hot solo hot dog.

802
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,560
We were just yelling at each other about fucking politics.

803
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,560
The insurrection intervention.

804
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:46,560
The gayest episode of twice.

805
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Twenty three.

806
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,560
I forgot about that one.

807
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,560
The audio book of fifty shades of gray.

808
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,560
What do you think Santa is pagan gay?

809
00:35:55,560 --> 00:36:00,560
Who wants to be a millionaire before taxes?

810
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,560
These titles are really fun.

811
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,560
Don Juan's Palo Alto.

812
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,560
Don Juan's Palace.

813
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560
The VR episode.

814
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,560
The first one.

815
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,560
Oh yeah.

816
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,560
The sorcerer stone.

817
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,560
Shout out to our guest noon.

818
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,560
Shout out to noon.

819
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,560
Noon.

820
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,560
Come on buddy.

821
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,560
We need you back.

822
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,560
Shout out to all the guests.

823
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,560
Shout out train man.

824
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,560
Shout out Dan.

825
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,560
Fucking train man.

826
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,560
Dan F.

827
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:30,560
Phil, even though you lied about me, we'll shout you out too.

828
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,560
Dan said he's out.

829
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,560
Dan's out.

830
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,560
Dan said he's out.

831
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,560
Fuck.

832
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,560
Dan's not coming?

833
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,560
Bruh, it's the Christmas.

834
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:45,560
Well, we just lost the critical member of the team here.

835
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560
Damn Daniel.

836
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,560
Dan's going to hang me out to dry on the new bussers tonight.

837
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Fucking hell.

838
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,560
Oh lord.

839
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:57,560
So we did a ghost hunt in the woods.

840
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,560
That was so spooky.

841
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,560
We talked about vitamins.

842
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,560
We talked about Trump, that we always do.

843
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,560
We talked about how Michelle Obama ruined our life and our childhood.

844
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,560
We talked about Obama.

845
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,560
We talked about Biden.

846
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,560
We talked about fucking the VR multiverse that's going to take over.

847
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,560
We talked about Elon Musk.

848
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560
Fucking Elon.

849
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,560
We talked about how 9-11 is not a conspiracy.

850
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Talked about building seven a lot.

851
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,560
Fight 93.

852
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Building seven is still bound to come up in just about every episode.

853
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,560
We talked about fucking, you know, doing God's work.

854
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:42,560
We talked about, I'm trying to convert these fellows real quick.

855
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,560
We talked about black holes.

856
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,560
We talked about a lot of space shit.

857
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560
We'll leave it at that.

858
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,560
Oh, we got a good Dan here.

859
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,560
Alright, let's take a break.

860
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,560
Merry Christmas.

861
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,560
Merry Corumbus.

862
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560
We'll be back.

863
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:05,560
AIDS.

864
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,560
Welcome back, buddies.

865
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,560
Yeah, that was a little weird that we kind of got off track there.

866
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,560
We started talking about things that we did.

867
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,560
We don't talk about the past here, motherfuckers.

868
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,560
We talk about the present and the fucking future.

869
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,560
The past isn't real.

870
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,560
The present isn't real.

871
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,560
The future is the only real thing we got.

872
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,560
The only thing that hasn't been written yet is the fucking future.

873
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,560
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast, motherfucker.

874
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Episode fuck you.

875
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,560
It's about what's coming up.

876
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,560
We got better things.

877
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,560
We got buzzers now.

878
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,560
We got buzzers now.

879
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,560
It's about the future.

880
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Maybe the show doesn't suck anymore.

881
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,560
What about that?

882
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,560
You hear that?

883
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,560
Oh, God.

884
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,560
Yeah, don't bring it much closer.

885
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,560
They hurt.

886
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,560
But 2024 is the year of the Untitled Podcast.

887
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,560
And World War Three, baby.

888
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,560
Let's go.

889
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,560
We're going to beat Joe Rogan in the ratings, motherfucker.

890
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,560
We're going to get up there in the ratings.

891
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,560
We're going to beat Joe Rogan.

892
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,560
We're going to beat the fucking Crime Stoppers podcast.

893
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,560
We're going to beat up there with Joe Rogan.

894
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,560
Joe Rogan, I'm coming for your ass, motherfucker.

895
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,560
He's good.

896
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,560
We're going to beat Joe Rogan.

897
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,560
We're going to beat Joe Rogan.

898
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,560
Motherfucker.

899
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,560
I'm going to kill you, Joe Rogan.

900
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,560
OK.

901
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,560
OK.

902
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,560
OK.

903
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:23,560
Joe Rogan is going to wish he could be a guest on this podcast by December next year.

904
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,560
OK.

905
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,560
Mark my words.

906
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,560
And we are going to fucking let him on.

907
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,560
Fuck.

908
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,560
Or we're going to be too busy.

909
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,560
We're going to...

910
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,560
And then we're all going to get fucking arrested for hate speech.

911
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560
And it's over.

912
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,560
How can it be called hate speech when I love doing it?

913
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,560
I'm pulling Joe Rogan into my schedule.

914
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,560
Fucking Rosa Parks in the back of a paddy wagon.

915
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,560
Oh, Joe Rogan.

916
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,560
That wasn't a death threat.

917
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,560
I got a little excited there.

918
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,560
It was a joke.

919
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,560
It was a joke, Joe.

920
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,560
You understand.

921
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,560
But we are going to murder you in the ratings.

922
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,560
And we're not going to let you on.

923
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,560
Anyways.

924
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,560
This is a new podcast of 2024.

925
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,560
Here we go.

926
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,560
Holy shit.

927
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,560
I got a little out of hand there for a second.

928
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,560
I need to calm down.

929
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,560
No, no.

930
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,560
It's good.

931
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,560
We're coming back in.

932
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,560
We're high energy.

933
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,560
High energy.

934
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,560
We're ready to go.

935
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Ellie Mack, talk about some quantum physics.

936
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,560
No, no, no.

937
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,560
I want to talk about Fanta.

938
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,560
No, he's been wanting to go on Fanta for a while.

939
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,560
So you know who else was high energy?

940
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,560
The Nazi party in Germany.

941
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,560
Yes, they were.

942
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,560
So this little drink right here that I got, it's called Fanta.

943
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,560
Isn't that the shit from fucking Insane Clown Posse?

944
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,560
No, that's Fago.

945
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,560
What's the difference?

946
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,560
That this is the real brand stuff.

947
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,560
Fago is like the knockoff brand of Fanta.

948
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,560
So are you part of the Insane Clown Posse?

949
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:52,560
No, I'm part of not any party.

950
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,560
Good answer.

951
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,560
Good answer, Tyler.

952
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,560
Good answer.

953
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,560
Good answer.

954
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,560
Why are they obsessed with soda anyway?

955
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,560
I don't know.

956
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,560
I don't know.

957
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,560
But I'll tell you about the Fanta story.

958
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,560
So Fanta or Fuego?

959
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,560
Fanta.

960
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,560
I'll tell you about Fuego after.

961
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,560
Fuego after.

962
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,560
Fuego.

963
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,560
That's fire in Spanish.

964
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,560
Yeah.

965
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:17,560
So Fanta is a drink that was developed in Germany in 1937.

966
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:24,560
If you noticed anything about that year, something else was starting around Germany at that point.

967
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,560
So.

968
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,560
AIDS?

969
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,560
The Nazi party.

970
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,560
So the Nazi party started doing some, you know, unsavory things.

971
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,560
So the United States stopped sending.

972
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,560
We started getting a little extremist in some ways.

973
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,560
So the United States stopped sending over Coca-Cola to Germany as a punishment.

974
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,560
The people of Germany loved Coca-Cola.

975
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,560
They loved Coca-Cola.

976
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,560
As everyone should, Coca-Cola is delicious.

977
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:54,560
I just like happy dads, bro.

978
00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:01,560
So what we have here is in Germany, they got down to their literal last Coca-Cola.

979
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,560
There was one left and they gave it to the designer of Fanta.

980
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:13,560
The person who invented Fanta decided that he wanted to recreate Coca-Cola in Germany with the things that he had.

981
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:26,560
But he never was able to get close to the actual taste of Coca-Cola, partially due to the fact that he was not able to use sugar in his drink because the Nazi party had put so...

982
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:32,560
They took, they rationed sugar out so much that they couldn't, he couldn't use sugar.

983
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:40,560
So then a man by the name of Adolf Hitler came along and wanted to talk to the designer of Fanta.

984
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,560
And, you know, Fanta was trying to do a whole bunch of shit.

985
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:49,560
They're using fucking dried fruits and stuff to try this, to make the, make the soda better.

986
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,560
It just wasn't sweetening enough.

987
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,560
So then Mr. Adolf Hitler...

988
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,560
But Fanta tastes nothing like Coca-Cola.

989
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,560
It doesn't because they made their own soda afterwards.

990
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,560
So that's what Fanta ended up becoming.

991
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:06,560
So Adolf Hitler came along and started talking to Mr. Fanta.

992
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,560
We'll call him for now.

993
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,560
I don't know his exact name.

994
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,560
The doctor Fanta.

995
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,560
Doctor Fanta.

996
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:17,560
But, and he's like, hey, listen, I know you're trying to make a soda right now because Coca-Cola is gone.

997
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,560
So I will give you all the sugar you need.

998
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:27,560
But on the stipulation that Fanta becomes a Nazi propaganda tool.

999
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,560
So Fanta decided to be like, sure.

1000
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,560
OK, whatever.

1001
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,560
Why not?

1002
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:39,560
So Fanta got the sugar and then they made the world's first orange soda.

1003
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:46,560
And then the German people ended up loving Fanta and they put it on all their fucking Nazi propaganda posters.

1004
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,560
You know how in American propaganda posters they had like the soldiers with the Coca-Cola and stuff?

1005
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,560
That was like our thing in World War II.

1006
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:58,560
Germany had SS officers holding Fanta's and drinking Fanta's in their in their things.

1007
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:04,560
So technically, just like who's a Hugo Boss, Fanta is a Nazi product.

1008
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,560
Jesus fucking Christ.

1009
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560
Jesus.

1010
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,560
Outlawed.

1011
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,560
Outlawed.

1012
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,560
Now, no more fucking Fanta.

1013
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,560
It's Nazi propaganda, or at least it used to be.

1014
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,560
And Dr. Pepper is better anyway.

1015
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,560
Funnily enough, Dr. Pepper is now owned by the Coca-Cola company.

1016
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Yes, yes, it is.

1017
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:30,560
So it went from being one of the biggest competitors to being owned by Coca-Cola.

1018
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:37,560
Yeah, because whoever owned Dr. Pepper was a smart man and said, wow, I can really cash out right now.

1019
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,560
No, Dr. Fanta.

1020
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,560
Fanta is owned by Coca-Cola as well.

1021
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,560
I know.

1022
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,560
I want Tyler to tell us a Christmas story.

1023
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:50,560
Do you want me to do like a night before Christmas or something?

1024
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,560
I can do that.

1025
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,560
I want you to tell me how it happened in real life.

1026
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,560
I'll tell you the story of Jesus.

1027
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,560
Yes.

1028
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,560
Give me some Christmas music.

1029
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,560
We need some Silent Night.

1030
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,560
We need some Silent Night.

1031
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:11,560
We need like a Silent Night choir with no lyrics.

1032
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,560
Silent Night choir?

1033
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,560
Yeah, do like something quiet.

1034
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:31,560
So we're going to tell you the story, the true story of Christmas.

1035
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:44,560
So a long, long, long time ago, approximately 2023 years ago, in a little town called Bethlehem.

1036
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,560
New York.

1037
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,560
New York.

1038
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,560
In a little town called Bethlehem.

1039
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:49,560
Little Hamlet.

1040
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,560
Little Hamlet.

1041
00:45:50,560 --> 00:46:04,560
A couple known as Joseph and Mary had to be called back to Bethlehem due to a census that was taking place in Bethlehem.

1042
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:14,560
So they went all the way from Nazareth to Bethlehem and the pregnant Mary was feeling a little weak.

1043
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:20,560
So they went to all the hotels in the town of Bethlehem.

1044
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:31,560
Every hotel in Bethlehem was all packed up, all booked up, no vacancies because everybody was going back to Bethlehem for the census that was going on.

1045
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:41,560
So Mary was feeling awfully, awfully weak at this point and the only place they could find that would let them in was a manger.

1046
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:51,560
And this manger would become the most important manger to ever exist because only a few hours later there's a little boy.

1047
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,560
Is a manger just a cradle?

1048
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:59,560
No, a manger is the fucking farm retard.

1049
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:12,560
In this manger, Mary laid down and gave birth to a beautiful baby boy who would become the savior of the human race and also God himself, Jesus.

1050
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:20,560
When Jesus came into this world, there was a bright north star that appeared and led three wise men to his place.

1051
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:27,560
So Jesus, the savior of all mankind, God himself was born.

1052
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,560
Can you tell me the north star just appeared two thousand years ago?

1053
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:35,560
Yes. Jesus.

1054
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:43,560
Alright, well we'll talk about Polaris. We'll talk about Polaris later.

1055
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:59,560
Okay, so our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ, was born in a farm with animals and nothing else. And he was born in that nice, nice manger and Mary was there to keep him warm.

1056
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:09,560
And then angels guided three wise men to him who brought him three gifts, one of frankincense, one of myrrh and one of fine gold.

1057
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,560
They brought him incest?

1058
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,560
They brought him incest, bro.

1059
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,560
Like actually?

1060
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,560
They brought him frankincense, myrrh and gold. That was the three gifts that were brought to Jesus.

1061
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Like the incest?

1062
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Yes, like the incest. That's why it's used in the fucking church, you fucking inbred.

1063
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,560
Oh, I guess they do burn incense, right?

1064
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,560
Yes, they do, Casey. That's so fucking crazy.

1065
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:44,560
The story of Christmas is a beautiful tale. Jesus, our Lord and savior, was born in a filthy manger, but he was our Lord and savior.

1066
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:51,560
So even if you were born in a box in Arbor Hill, that doesn't mean that you can't strive for greatness.

1067
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,560
Merry Christmas, everybody.

1068
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,560
Well said, Tyler.

1069
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,560
Merry Christmas. That was a nice fairy tale, Tyler.

1070
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,560
Fuck you.

1071
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,560
I enjoyed it.

1072
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,560
I enjoyed it thoroughly.

1073
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,560
I think.

1074
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,560
Wait, you didn't talk about the part about how Mary was a virgin.

1075
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,560
Yeah, Mary. Yeah, she never got fucked.

1076
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,560
Yeah, she got, it was the only virgin birth.

1077
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,560
Tyler, do you think that there's Christians that sexualize the mother Mary?

1078
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,560
Do you think that's for real?

1079
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,560
No.

1080
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,560
It'd be like, dude, that's the pussy that fucking Jesus came out of. There's gotta be some guys that fucking want to be that.

1081
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,560
Don't talk about my mom that way.

1082
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,560
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1083
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,560
Well, what if mother Mary was a milf? I don't know.

1084
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,560
She was 14.

1085
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,560
Oh, she was 14 years old?

1086
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,560
Yeah, Mary was 14 when she had Jesus.

1087
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,560
Oh, never mind. We're canceled.

1088
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,560
No, Jesus actually fucked Mary Magdalene.

1089
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:51,560
Sure, Casey. That's a great, great fairy tale that you're telling.

1090
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,560
No, like historically.

1091
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:58,560
No, look, I was all for the story outside of those two big plot holes there.

1092
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:07,560
Fucking Mary just having a child and then also Polaris or the North Star just jumping into existence.

1093
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,560
Fucking God came down and fucked her with his invisible dick.

1094
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,560
Well, that's not what happened, but OK.

1095
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:20,560
Don't you think it was like, don't you think that the North Star popping into existence might be metaphorical?

1096
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,560
I don't care.

1097
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,560
OK.

1098
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,560
Perhaps he's just a Jehovah's Witness.

1099
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Jehovah's Witness. What did Jehovah actually witness?

1100
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,560
Jehovah.

1101
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,560
What did the witnesses witness with Jehovah? What did Jehovah do?

1102
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,560
They witnessed Jehovah.

1103
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,560
OK.

1104
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,560
I don't know. We'd have to ask Dan, I think.

1105
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,560
Yeah.

1106
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,560
Where the fuck are you?

1107
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:51,560
What do you think, Dan? What do you think? Oh, really? Wow. That's great. Come here.

1108
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,560
Can I smoke a cigarette down here?

1109
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,560
I wouldn't.

1110
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,560
Why?

1111
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,560
It's fucking cold.

1112
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,560
Jesus Christ, bro.

1113
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,560
God.

1114
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,560
Those things look mighty fucking fine right now.

1115
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,560
Alright. Let's take another break.

1116
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,560
No, we're not taking another break.

1117
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:15,560
No, I think we should. I got some ramen I want to make.

1118
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,560
Alright, we'll be back on the next episode of Podcasts.

1119
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,560
This is a shitty episode.

1120
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:25,560
Hey, everybody else is outside right now, but I just wanted to give you a little talk real quick.

1121
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,560
Thank you guys for listening to the internal podcast.

1122
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:34,560
We're doing the best we can here. You know, this show kind of sucks sometimes, but we're really good people.

1123
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:42,560
You know, spread the word about us. We're out here doing everything we can, making everybody feel good, right?

1124
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,560
It's a real wholesome and fun show.

1125
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,560
Everybody's got to go. Love you guys.

1126
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:54,560
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

1127
00:51:54,560 --> 00:52:02,560
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

1128
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:09,560
There'll be scary ghost stories. That's what we're coming back into is ghosts and blue key and time.

1129
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:16,560
There'll be scary ghost stories and more scary ghost stories of Christmases long, long ago.

1130
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:22,560
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

1131
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560
Welcome back, everybody.

1132
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,560
I hope you got a little message from me there at the beginning.

1133
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:34,560
I just want to tell you guys that these guys might not know what that is, but you will know.

1134
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,560
The song?

1135
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,560
No.

1136
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,560
I know what the song is.

1137
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:43,560
Casey, you don't know what Christmas is. What the fuck are you talking about?

1138
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,560
I have the most Christmas tree of anybody at this table.

1139
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,560
You are the fucking Grinch of this table.

1140
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,560
Let me tell you a story about the Grinch who stole Christmas.

1141
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Was he real?

1142
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,560
His name was called Casey.

1143
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:05,560
He's a fucking tall gangly man that tries to steal people's presents and Christmas cheer.

1144
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:09,560
And there's Tyler, AKA Santa Christ.

1145
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,560
It's because I don't believe in Jesus.

1146
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,560
Yeah, so you shouldn't celebrate the holiday.

1147
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,560
Fuck you.

1148
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,560
This is so hot it hurts, but I can't stop myself.

1149
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:22,560
Yeah, he's over here eating fucking ramen like an Asian fucking weirdo.

1150
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,560
Very fucking delicious.

1151
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,560
Very, very spicy.

1152
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,560
I'll fuck everybody.

1153
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Let me get a bite of that.

1154
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,560
You seem like you're having a rough time.

1155
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,560
Why do people like spicy foods? I never got that.

1156
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,560
Because, like, the pain, like...

1157
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,560
It feels good.

1158
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560
No, it doesn't.

1159
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,560
It does.

1160
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,560
Basically, why do you like going to the gym?

1161
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,560
Because the pain feels good.

1162
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,560
I love the way I look afterwards.

1163
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,560
It's not the fucking pain that's good.

1164
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,560
It's fucking looking good, bro.

1165
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,560
It's going to be hotter than you think it is.

1166
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,560
What are you, a pussy?

1167
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,560
Nope, give it a little bit.

1168
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:58,560
I'm telling you.

1169
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,560
It fucking packs up.

1170
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,560
So...

1171
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,560
What's going through your head right now?

1172
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,560
Ooh, that's...

1173
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,560
What's going on?

1174
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,560
It's not a pushover or a little robin there.

1175
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,560
I wonder if you're going to rip that fucking gay ass piercing off.

1176
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,560
I can't.

1177
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,560
Our mics are fucked.

1178
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,560
Oh, now there's Nako.

1179
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,560
Did Tyler fuck the mic?

1180
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,560
And now we're back.

1181
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,560
Alright, back.

1182
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,560
We finally had technical difficulties.

1183
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,560
We had, like, what, six episodes in a row without him?

1184
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,560
Yeah, because you fucked the mic.

1185
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,560
I didn't fuck the mic.

1186
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:37,560
You literally stood up, whacked your dick out, and fucked the mic.

1187
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,560
It did happen.

1188
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,560
Merry Christmas.

1189
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:46,560
So, can we talk about our favorite Christmas movies?

1190
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,560
What's your favorite Christmas movie, Ali?

1191
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,560
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

1192
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,560
That's a fantastic one.

1193
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,560
Me too.

1194
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,560
Casey, that's your favorite too?

1195
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,560
Yeah, because I used to watch that every year.

1196
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,560
My favorite is A Christmas Story.

1197
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,560
Christmas Story?

1198
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,560
Yeah, the one with Ralphie.

1199
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,560
Yeah, you were a crackhead just like that kid.

1200
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,560
Fuck off!

1201
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,560
It reminds me of being a kid.

1202
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,560
Yeah, a kid who was.

1203
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:16,560
You seemed like the kid who would want a BB gun to shoot people's eyes out.

1204
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,560
I got a BB gun for Christmas. It was great. I loved it.

1205
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,560
How old were you?

1206
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,560
Ten. I was ten when I got my BB gun.

1207
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,560
You guys wouldn't let me have a BB gun when I was ten?

1208
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,560
My parents probably gave me one around the same time, honestly.

1209
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,560
I was a country kid though. That was normal.

1210
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,560
I was a city kid and got it.

1211
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,560
What the fuck do you use a BB gun for?

1212
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,560
I got it because of the movie. I got a Red Ryder BB gun.

1213
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:48,560
I asked for it for every year until I got it when I was ten.

1214
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:53,560
And literally until last year it still worked. I broke off the handle this year.

1215
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,560
Oh shit. I had a Daisy Powerline 1400.

1216
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:02,560
And that thing fucking Merxed Squirrels.

1217
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:07,560
It was pumping up twenty times. It had a scope on it.

1218
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,560
That thing might as well have been a fucking.22.

1219
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:17,560
My dad got a fucking crosshair. I forgot what it was. It was a crosshair though.

1220
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:22,560
And that thing shot out like the fucking mini balls.

1221
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,560
And it was like a.22. That thing would just fucking rip through shit.

1222
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,560
That thing could kill somebody.

1223
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,560
I shot my cousin with it and the BB is embedded in the skin from it.

1224
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:38,560
I have three BBs embedded in my leg. When I go through metal detectors I beep because I have fucking metal in my leg.

1225
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,560
There you go.

1226
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,560
I got a BB gun. We could shoot Ali Mac on the podcast.

1227
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,560
No we're not going to do that.

1228
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,560
Because then Ali Mac will bring the Daisy 1400 Powerline with him.

1229
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,560
Which he still owns.

1230
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,560
We should go airsofting. We really should.

1231
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,560
I love doing airsofting.

1232
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,560
Let's call up my old buddy Zach while we're at it.

1233
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,560
Dude I see him there constantly.

1234
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,560
He's such a fucking asshole.

1235
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,560
I see him there constantly.

1236
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,560
Yeah.

1237
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:07,560
I go like fucking like probably like every three months and every time I go he's there.

1238
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,560
He thinks he's like a professional.

1239
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:16,560
If you want to see Ali Mac get shot on the podcast, tag us on X and write hashtag shoot.

1240
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,560
And I will shoot Ali Mac in the head with a BB gun.

1241
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,560
No he will not.

1242
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,560
Because I will murder Casey.

1243
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,560
If anybody writes hashtag shoot on Twitter I have to.

1244
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,560
No.

1245
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,560
I mean X.

1246
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,560
Yeah it's not even Twitter anymore.

1247
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,560
Alex Jones is back.

1248
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,560
He's been posting some shit.

1249
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,560
So fucking...

1250
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,560
What else can we talk about?

1251
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,560
Well no talk about Alex Jones.

1252
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Is he actually back?

1253
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,560
Yeah he's back on Twitter.

1254
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,560
He's on well X now.

1255
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,560
Yeah he's back. He got reinstated.

1256
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,560
We talked about it last week.

1257
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,560
Does he still have fucking...

1258
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,560
Lawsuits?

1259
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,560
Well no I know he has his lawsuits.

1260
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,560
But is he still like Infowars.com?

1261
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,560
Oh yeah Infowars.com still up and running.

1262
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,560
Prisonplanet.com is up and running.

1263
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,560
Horsecum.com isn't running anymore.

1264
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560
They shut down Horsecum.com.

1265
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,560
How could they do this?

1266
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,560
We needed to come back.

1267
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:14,560
That's the one Christmas miracle we beg of you is please reopen Horsecum.com back up.

1268
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,560
We need it.

1269
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,560
GoDaddy.com Horsecum.

1270
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:22,560
GoDaddyHorsecum.com

1271
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:27,560
Dude did anybody else used to think GoDaddy.com was like a porn site?

1272
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,560
Like from like the commercials?

1273
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,560
I didn't but yeah Danica Patrick made it seem that way.

1274
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,560
Like it was like a porn site yeah.

1275
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:39,560
I love how she was like she tried to make it like such a big move of like feminism to become the first NASCAR racer.

1276
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:43,560
And then just proceeded to get completely objectified.

1277
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:49,560
Because all the NASCAR fans are is just a bunch of drunk redneck white dudes.

1278
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,560
Dale.

1279
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,560
Why do people even like NASCAR?

1280
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,560
Dude honestly I was into it as a kid.

1281
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,560
I was into it as a kid.

1282
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,560
There's a lot that goes into it but when it comes to racing there's just better shit to watch.

1283
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,560
Like F1 is like.

1284
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,560
Rally races bro.

1285
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,560
I mean rally races too because there's so much skill that goes into that.

1286
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560
And F1 too.

1287
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,560
You fucking have a split second.

1288
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,560
But F1 drivers are all douchebags.

1289
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,560
They're all douchebags but dude their fucking brains are insane.

1290
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,560
But they're all like French douchebags.

1291
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:21,560
I know.

1292
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,560
And I don't like the French.

1293
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:23,560
They're not all French.

1294
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,560
They're all different countries.

1295
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:25,560
That's why I like it too.

1296
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,560
Nah dude the rally races though.

1297
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,560
Those fuckers go through like dirt roads at like 200 miles per hour.

1298
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,560
And they're like tree tree tree tree.

1299
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,560
And they fucking skirt around and I'm like holy fuck.

1300
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,560
Left easy 400. Left easy 100.

1301
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,560
Triple caution.

1302
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,560
Triple caution.

1303
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,560
You have to listen to me Samir.

1304
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,560
You need to listen to me.

1305
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,560
Remember I sent that meme to my ex roommate of a similar name to that.

1306
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:53,560
Because I was like yeah this is you drunk driving home from every bar every time I go out with you.

1307
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,560
Because he fucking did that shit.

1308
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,560
Triple caution left.

1309
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,560
Triple caution.

1310
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,560
You have to listen to me.

1311
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,560
I'm so hysterical.

1312
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,560
The fucking name is the same.

1313
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,560
Pull that up.

1314
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,560
I saw that meme and I was like this is literally what it is.

1315
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,560
Yeah pull that up.

1316
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,560
Triple caution you are seeing in triple vision Samir.

1317
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,560
Yeah Casey pull that up on YouTube.

1318
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,560
The audio is the funny part.

1319
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,560
It is.

1320
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,560
Yeah what the fuck.

1321
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,560
But you can see they're fucking flying through the.

1322
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,560
What I don't know what I'm looking at.

1323
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,560
Rally rally rally.

1324
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,560
Yeah it's like Samir.

1325
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,560
Samir rally race.

1326
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,560
Yeah.

1327
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,560
Triple caution.

1328
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,560
It's like a.

1329
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,560
Samir you're breaking the car.

1330
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,560
That's it.

1331
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,560
Samir you're breaking the car.

1332
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,560
One go.

1333
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,560
Fast sharp right.

1334
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560
Fast sharp right.

1335
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,560
Just go by like it's so nervous.

1336
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,560
Listen.

1337
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,560
Samir you have to listen to my call Samir.

1338
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,560
Please.

1339
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,560
I beg you.

1340
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,560
Fast medium right.

1341
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,560
You have to turn the wheel Samir.

1342
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,560
Fast medium left.

1343
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,560
50 downhill triple caution.

1344
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,560
Triple caution.

1345
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,560
This is like We Driver training.

1346
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,560
Triple caution.

1347
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,560
This is literally how I felt every single day.

1348
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,560
Whoa whoa whoa.

1349
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,560
Concentrate Samir please.

1350
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,560
Medium left long.

1351
01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,560
Stop sign.

1352
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:00,560
Medium left.

1353
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,560
Stop sign.

1354
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,560
Medium left.

1355
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,560
Medium left nice and easy.

1356
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:04,560
Fast medium left long.

1357
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,560
Long in in.

1358
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,560
Fast medium left.

1359
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:07,560
Fast medium left.

1360
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,560
Long in in.

1361
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,560
Fast medium left.

1362
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Stop sign.

1363
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,560
Stop sign.

1364
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,560
Medium left.

1365
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,560
Medium left.

1366
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,560
Slow.

1367
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:21,560
In, in, in, in, medium right concentrate, medium left, medium left, medium left, listen

1368
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:26,560
to my calls, medium left into sharp left, you are not concentrating Samy, you are watching

1369
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:27,560
out and driving.

1370
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:33,560
Samy, you have to listen Samy, otherwise it is not working Samy, seriously, you are watching

1371
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,560
and driving.

1372
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,560
You have to be easy Samy, otherwise we won't win it.

1373
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:42,560
You have to be easy Samy, I am telling you, you are not listening.

1374
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,560
Shut up man, no I am just giving you advice Samy.

1375
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,560
Shut up man.

1376
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:51,560
Into double caution jump, double caution jump, no stay on the road.

1377
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:58,560
Samy, Samy, Samy, Samy, Samy, Samy, fast medium right, listen to the calls, Samy please

1378
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,560
listen to the calls, sharp left.

1379
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,560
Samy you have to stay on the road Samy, otherwise the car will break down.

1380
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,560
Samy, Samy you will wreck the car.

1381
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,560
You have to stay on the road Samy please.

1382
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,560
Okay, okay, okay.

1383
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,560
Samy, Samy what are you doing man?

1384
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:22,560
Samy can you please concentrate, please, please I beg you.

1385
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,560
This is literally me pleading with my roommate on the way home.

1386
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,560
Samy, Samy, you are wrecking the car.

1387
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,560
Oh I am trying to play Jeopardy.

1388
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,560
Shut up, Samy what are you doing my friend, shut up.

1389
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,560
Shut up.

1390
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,560
Don't tell me how to drive.

1391
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,560
Yeah that shit is so fucking funny.

1392
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,560
I laugh every single time I see that shit.

1393
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:47,560
Samy, Samy, Samy, Samy, triple caution, triple caution right, triple caution right, what

1394
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,560
are you doing Samy?

1395
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:52,560
You are going to break the car, you are breaking the car Samy.

1396
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,560
You need to take it easy, you are driving with your eyes.

1397
01:02:56,560 --> 01:03:04,560
The only thing I remember about NASCAR when I was growing up was Teledigga Nights and the

1398
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,560
fact that.

1399
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:06,560
You are not first you are last.

1400
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:12,560
Yeah the fact that I, my best friend when I was a kid, his family was like white trash

1401
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:19,560
and they liked NASCAR and that was the only thing I knew about it.

1402
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,560
If you ejaculate the terrorist twin.

1403
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:26,560
That is a thought process.

1404
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,560
There is one way to put that.

1405
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,560
I agree, I agree.

1406
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,560
You think if you ejaculate the terrorist twin, you do?

1407
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,560
Casey, what evidence do you have to support these claims?

1408
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:42,560
I don't know, ask Tyler, he is the one who does no nut right and Dan, Dan does no nut.

1409
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:47,560
I like how Dan and Tyler are the ones who do no nut and they are also the ones who like

1410
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:48,560
going to night moves.

1411
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:52,560
Dude, I don't like that shit anymore.

1412
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,560
So what happened your last time at night moves?

1413
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,560
I am sure you and Dan commented this but give me the TLDR.

1414
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,560
No they didn't tell about this on the podcast.

1415
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,560
It was a disaster.

1416
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,560
Everybody was real sad.

1417
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,560
Why was everybody real sad?

1418
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,560
The strippers were real ugly.

1419
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,560
She went up on the stage and no one threw a single dollar at her for four minutes.

1420
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,560
I felt so bad.

1421
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,560
Why did you throw a dollar at her then?

1422
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,560
She was ugly.

1423
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,560
You have to be honest, you have to find a new line of work.

1424
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,560
You can't coach her on.

1425
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:28,560
And then another one came out and somebody threw five dollars and that's it.

1426
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,560
For the entire night.

1427
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,560
And everybody was ugly.

1428
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,560
So like they were making no money whatsoever.

1429
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,560
They were making zero dollars.

1430
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:43,560
So this was just a place of a bunch of men just being like what the fuck.

1431
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:44,560
Pretty much.

1432
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,560
How many people were there?

1433
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:47,560
Seven.

1434
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:48,560
How fucking ugly was she?

1435
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:53,560
They weren't like awful looking but like you know, not like I'm throwing money at you because

1436
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,560
you're attractive type shit.

1437
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,560
She was just like an Arkansas eight.

1438
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,560
Like, you know, you just feel like you got to contribute though.

1439
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,560
Arkansas.

1440
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,560
You can't just enjoy the show for free even though you don't enjoy it.

1441
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,560
So here's a pity five.

1442
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,560
Yeah, pretty much fucking hell.

1443
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,560
That sounds horrible.

1444
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:15,560
She wasn't even dead when her song looked at the DJ shrugged and walked off the stage.

1445
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,560
It was awful.

1446
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,560
She was just sick of wasting her time.

1447
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,560
It was so funny.

1448
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,560
I would go just to see that.

1449
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,560
Yeah, that does sound funny.

1450
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,560
Oh my God.

1451
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,560
It was so fucking funny.

1452
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,560
I was trying not to.

1453
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,560
I felt like such an awful person.

1454
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,560
What?

1455
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,560
So she was just sick of not making money and was like, fuck it.

1456
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,560
Like, fuck you guys.

1457
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,560
Exactly.

1458
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:43,560
She didn't even finish her dance.

1459
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,560
You know, she'll learn from that night though.

1460
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560
Oh my God.

1461
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,560
And then everybody who came out got zero dollars.

1462
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,560
Well, it's not like that.

1463
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,560
That was probably the worst night in like months.

1464
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,560
It was so fucking funny.

1465
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,560
It's not like that's night's going to happen again.

1466
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,560
Dude, it's so awful.

1467
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,560
It was so bad.

1468
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,560
So there wasn't like a single lap dance, pot or anything.

1469
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,560
So the establishment is a whole...

1470
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:08,560
They just lost money.

1471
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,560
There was just a rough night for them.

1472
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,560
The payroll for them without tips.

1473
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,560
I mean, that was later in the night.

1474
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:20,560
They might have made money earlier in the night, but like there's this one Asian guy who just looked angry the whole time.

1475
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:27,560
He went there to see some boon and cheat on his wife and he showed up and he's like, wow, I feel like such a piece of shit now.

1476
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,560
There's one Asian guy and then there's this one fucking old guy who kept on putting his dollars.

1477
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:40,560
Like the only money they were making was from this old guy and he'd put a dollar bill on top of his beer and then they just take it and he'd be like, yep.

1478
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,560
And then he'd be like, anything else?

1479
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:43,560
And they're like, nope.

1480
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,560
They just take the money with their hands and then leave.

1481
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,560
Like you got like five dollars.

1482
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:51,560
And you got to bend down to pick it up.

1483
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:55,560
Not because I want to see just because I don't want to go to the effort of getting it any closer to you.

1484
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,560
Dude, it was awful.

1485
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:01,560
You know, you know, it sucks if Dan doesn't even just pants.

1486
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,560
It doesn't take much.

1487
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,560
He's called fucking dirty.

1488
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,560
He called her for a reason.

1489
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,560
So fucking bad.

1490
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,560
I never want to go to strip club.

1491
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,560
His pants were dry that night.

1492
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,560
I never want to go to strip club ever again because of that experience.

1493
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:20,560
The fact that at first I thought it was just you fucking blowing smoke.

1494
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,560
But then Dan came in and agreed.

1495
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,560
He's like, yeah, it was just a bad night.

1496
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,560
It was bad, dude.

1497
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,560
It was rough.

1498
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:35,560
The fact that you were so over the moon with this for weeks, you show up once and you're like, I'm not going back there ever again.

1499
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:40,560
And then Dan was talking about how there was like a stripper that like kept talking to him the entire time.

1500
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,560
Like trying to give her life story.

1501
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,560
Dan's like, yeah, OK, cool.

1502
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,560
Yeah.

1503
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,560
Like when's your birthday?

1504
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,560
Well, didn't come here for that birthday.

1505
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:48,560
It was not cool.

1506
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,560
He's like, yeah, sure.

1507
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,560
It's trying to talk to me.

1508
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:58,560
And I'm like, I don't like talking to people like, please move on.

1509
01:07:58,560 --> 01:07:59,560
Like I want to strip club.

1510
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,560
What do you expect?

1511
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,560
And one lady comes up and she was like, hey, hey, hey, hot stuff.

1512
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:07,560
And I'm like, please don't talk to me.

1513
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,560
It felt like a fucking autistic weirdo.

1514
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,560
This came out.

1515
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,560
She was like, hey, hot stuff.

1516
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,560
I saw you looking at me dancing up there.

1517
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:16,560
My police don't talk to me.

1518
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,560
And I just put my foot up.

1519
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:19,560
At least you were honest.

1520
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:26,560
I put my foot up and I felt like this and my three strippers came over like, we'll give you a triple dance for the same price.

1521
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:30,560
And I'm like, I don't want to talk to you guys like you're trying.

1522
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,560
And I appreciate that.

1523
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:35,560
But like, I'm just not interested in what you're offering me like at all.

1524
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,560
So please, I think they're a racist.

1525
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:38,560
Really?

1526
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:45,560
Because there was three black strippers there and they were the only ones that got zero dollars.

1527
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:49,560
And the two white ones that were there, there's three white ones that were there.

1528
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,560
And they actually got some pity cash.

1529
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,560
But like, the black ones got nothing.

1530
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,560
I'm like, everyone here is super racist, including the black guys who were there.

1531
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,560
And including you, Tyler.

1532
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,560
I was in the back, dude.

1533
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,560
Because you only throw money when you're at the stage.

1534
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:08,560
Yeah, like if you're sitting in the back, he's kind of like, you know, chill type thing.

1535
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,560
So I was chilling in the back and nobody was throwing money at the black women.

1536
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,560
I'm like, dude, these guys are legitimately racist.

1537
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:18,560
They're just sitting there three inches away looking straight at her cooter.

1538
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:22,560
Just like, not worth a cent.

1539
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,560
I don't like your kind.

1540
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,560
That's fucking horrible.

1541
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,560
I'm like, what the fuck?

1542
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,560
And the black dudes who were there, like there were black dudes who were there.

1543
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:30,560
They didn't throw money either.

1544
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:36,560
There's like, damn, it was just a rough night.

1545
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,560
Like it like, you know, strip clubs normally make you feel grimy.

1546
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:43,560
This one, I was just, I felt like I was like a monster.

1547
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,560
Like I was just like, God damn, this is rough.

1548
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,560
Well, you're going to a strip club over the holidays.

1549
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,560
What do you expect?

1550
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,560
It was just like, this is so sad.

1551
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,560
Like they're like, they would come up and talk to you.

1552
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,560
And I just had a conversation with a stripper, like just like a normal conversation.

1553
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:04,560
She was like basically naked and was just talking to me about fucking sports.

1554
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,560
Like, Hey, you played Baldur's gate?

1555
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,560
Yeah, I know.

1556
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,560
Your favorite companions.

1557
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,560
I'm a fucking grand wizard.

1558
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,560
I'm a big shadow heart guy.

1559
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,560
I like shadow heart.

1560
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,560
She's my favorite.

1561
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,560
Is that a stripper?

1562
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:19,560
No, that was it.

1563
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,560
That's a character in Baldur's gate.

1564
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:23,560
If you fucking played for more than five minutes, you'd get.

1565
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,560
I just got the game, bro.

1566
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:28,560
Shadow heart is the first companion you meet beside Lazelle.

1567
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,560
Dude, I'm actually getting really excited to play this game now.

1568
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,560
Dude, I finally have the time to play it.

1569
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,560
It's so fucking good.

1570
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:36,560
It's so good.

1571
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,560
I'll come back.

1572
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,560
Like, is it going to be fun for me to play with you though?

1573
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,560
Because I feel like if you just Merk everything, I'm just not going to start a brand new character.

1574
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,560
Like I'll go through and play with you.

1575
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,560
All right.

1576
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:53,560
Like if you want me to do that, because like, or if there's like a really like tough boss or something, I'm like, Hey, a really tough boss is coming up.

1577
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,560
Do you want me to bring my fucking superhero in pretty much?

1578
01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:00,560
I will do that with you on the condition that you play rocket league with me and Casey.

1579
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,560
Okay.

1580
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,560
Bro.

1581
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,560
Bro, you can fucking do it though.

1582
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:06,560
I hate.

1583
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,560
Far too angry of a person.

1584
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,560
Dude fucking.

1585
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,560
Play with us.

1586
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:13,560
I literally broke three of my controllers playing fucking rocket league.

1587
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,560
I almost wanted to break mine last night.

1588
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:16,560
I'm not going to lie.

1589
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,560
Dude, it was real grumpy.

1590
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,560
It makes me so irrationally angry.

1591
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,560
Like I hate that game so much.

1592
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:31,560
Like my brother and I like we're playing UFC and then like I was kicking his ass the whole fucking the whole fucking like thing.

1593
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,560
We got to like round three.

1594
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,560
He was like down to like zero health and I have like almost all of it.

1595
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,560
He did like one roundhouse kick to my head and I got knocked out.

1596
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:42,560
I haven't played with him since because I was so angry.

1597
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:49,560
I remember my cousin wouldn't play me and I'm going to be the show for months because he I would always fucking torch him in this one game.

1598
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,560
He genuinely was beating me and I was like trying hard.

1599
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:57,560
He was up by three and he has me down bottom of the ninth two outs.

1600
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,560
But I have the bases loaded.

1601
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:05,560
Steven Drew on the Yankees from like 2016 who was by far the worst player on the team.

1602
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,560
Like he batted under 200 had no power to speak of.

1603
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,560
He had a fucking no doubt home run.

1604
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:18,560
Pimped it to left field and Cameron was furious with me.

1605
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:19,560
He couldn't believe it.

1606
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,560
And I was fucking I was laughing.

1607
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:24,560
I was like he fucking did it.

1608
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:25,560
Steven fucking Drew.

1609
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,560
My cousin's like I'm done.

1610
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:29,560
Like what the fuck.

1611
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:31,560
Like I like the one time I'm going to beat you this.

1612
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,560
I was like ha ha.

1613
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,560
So you're such a fucking dickhead.

1614
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:45,560
So I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 the other day and like you remember in Grand Theft Auto 4 when you when you died on a mission you had to start from the very beginning of the mission.

1615
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,560
Yeah.

1616
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,560
And that shit sucks.

1617
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,560
Are you playing it on PC?

1618
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,560
Yes.

1619
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,560
I beat it.

1620
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,560
I'm on five now.

1621
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:52,560
That's what I've been playing.

1622
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:53,560
OK.

1623
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:54,560
Good.

1624
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:58,560
Did you run into a bug at the end of four where you need to lower your frame rate otherwise you can't climb back into the helicopter.

1625
01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,560
Yeah.

1626
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,560
Yeah.

1627
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,560
It took me forever to figure out.

1628
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,560
But I had to do that shit doing wrong and I was like fuck.

1629
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:12,560
And then like I got to the mission snowstorm and I don't know if you've ever you remember the mission snowstorm but you have to go into an abandoned hospital and then escape the cops.

1630
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:16,560
But all the cops are fucking five or four.

1631
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:22,560
Four you have to go to the abandoned hospital and you have to take out all the thugs that are in the hospital.

1632
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,560
Oh yeah.

1633
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,560
And then the fucking police come in with the choppers.

1634
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:26,560
Yeah.

1635
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:32,560
And fucking you have like this is towards the beginning of the game so you don't have your weapon.

1636
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:33,560
Your girlfriend Narts on you.

1637
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,560
Yeah.

1638
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:35,560
Michelle.

1639
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:36,560
Yeah.

1640
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:37,560
And then you have to fucking like do all this shit.

1641
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,560
And I'm like bro I have like a fucking pistol and a fucking submachine gun.

1642
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,560
I don't even have an assault rifle yet.

1643
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:50,560
And I'm fucking getting marked by this shit and like by like the sixth fucking time I ripped my controller out of my fucking PC.

1644
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:54,560
It whiffed it out the wall and fucking exploded because I was done.

1645
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:59,560
Dude I remember when I played that on PS3 that part took me fucking forever.

1646
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:04,560
And then I remember when I fucking played it on PC I just somehow got it the first try.

1647
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,560
It was like whoa I thought I was going to fucking end my playthrough because a mission like that.

1648
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:11,560
That's the type of thing that will make me not go back to the game.

1649
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:16,560
Yeah. Because I was like I lost like fucking like 10 times in a row.

1650
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:17,560
Yeah.

1651
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:25,560
And like it like I got to the end of the mission every single time and would get either arrested by the cops somehow because they'd pinned me with like six rhinos.

1652
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:27,560
And they'd come out and fucking do that.

1653
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:32,560
Or I get marked by like one of the cops when I was going to the car because I'm like fuck.

1654
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,560
So I'd like run out to the car and a sniper would just dome me.

1655
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,560
Yeah.

1656
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:42,560
One shot like I had full health full health everything run out to the car domed dead.

1657
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,560
Did you play the DLC stuff for.

1658
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,560
I did I wanted to play five.

1659
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:48,560
I want to play as Trevor.

1660
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,560
What's that you did not.

1661
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,560
No I want to play I want to play as Trevor.

1662
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:53,560
So I really want to play five.

1663
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:58,560
So you know the guy that fucking Trevor kills when you get introduced to him.

1664
01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,560
Yeah.

1665
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:02,560
That's the dude you play as and great for the Austin day.

1666
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,560
Oh shit.

1667
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,560
Yeah so little spoiler alert there.

1668
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:07,560
He just gets fucking merged.

1669
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,560
Yeah.

1670
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:11,560
And he's like a very lovable character.

1671
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:13,560
And he's fucking domes.

1672
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:18,560
Because when five came out everybody was like how the fuck could they do Johnny that way.

1673
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:19,560
And he just fucking killed the shit.

1674
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,560
Yeah.

1675
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:27,560
And then Trevor just stomped on him and Trevor was fucking because everybody fucking loved Johnny because he was like this soft like he was this gruff and tough biker.

1676
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:31,560
But like he had a soft spot and he was a very good hero.

1677
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,560
No no.

1678
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,560
Some people in his fucking crew were.

1679
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:38,560
But I didn't know that was more the other.

1680
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,560
That's more the other fucking bikers.

1681
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:48,560
But no it's just hysterical because it's like oh yeah by the way his girlfriend that he fought to clean up is now back on fucking Trevor's the drug dealer.

1682
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:55,560
And then you got fucking Johnny begging Trevor not to fuck his girlfriend and he murders him.

1683
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,560
Dude Trevor is great.

1684
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,560
Trevor's my favorite character in that game by fucking.

1685
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,560
Like oh you want to fucking talk to him.

1686
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:02,560
He's right there.

1687
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,560
He's right here on my fucking boot.

1688
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:06,560
What's that Johnny.

1689
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:09,560
I can't fucking hear you.

1690
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:11,560
He's like a fucking psychopath just like you.

1691
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:12,560
I love Trevor.

1692
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,560
I love the I love on the drive back when he's talking to Wade.

1693
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:18,560
He's like we'll call her Trisha.

1694
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:22,560
Then towards the end he just starts saying Trevor Michaels.

1695
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,560
Yeah.

1696
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,560
He's like wait who's Trevor.

1697
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,560
Where'd Trisha go.

1698
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:27,560
Where'd Trisha go.

1699
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,560
I mean Trisha.

1700
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:34,560
And then he married that fake troll and got her new troll tits.

1701
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,560
But he has troll tits himself now.

1702
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,560
He fucking meets Michael's wife.

1703
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:43,560
Nice new pair of tits by the way.

1704
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:48,560
Fucking Casey keeps telling me that I'm like Trevor and I'm not.

1705
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,560
You are in some ways.

1706
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,560
Your rants can be Trevor like.

1707
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,560
Did you know the guy who plays Trevor hates being Trevor.

1708
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:57,560
Yeah.

1709
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,560
Like hates it.

1710
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:03,560
No like he like goes out of his way when people get like cameos from him to say fuck you.

1711
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:04,560
But you know what.

1712
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:08,560
That's the best thing because that's totally in character for what Trevor would do.

1713
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,560
Yeah.

1714
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,560
Michael Michael and Franklin both love the fact that that's their role too.

1715
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,560
They're constantly doing interviews and shit.

1716
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:19,560
And fucking Steve Aug is the fucking actor's name and he's like I'm not fucking Trevor.

1717
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,560
I'm not a cartoon character.

1718
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,560
OK.

1719
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:25,560
I don't know about this goddamn cartoon character and these gamers.

1720
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:27,560
I just don't like it.

1721
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,560
And I'm like that is the most Trevor thing I was on the walking dead.

1722
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:37,560
And I love them in better call Saul and Mike just fucking puts his ass down and steals his gun.

1723
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,560
Oh that was so funny like he was in the parking garage.

1724
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,560
He's like hey old guy.

1725
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,560
And he literally just Trevor in fucking better.

1726
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,560
You need you need a gun.

1727
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,560
I'll just take yours then.

1728
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:50,560
How do you think you're going to do that old man.

1729
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,560
Mike just goes.

1730
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,560
I got your gun bitch.

1731
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:57,560
Come on.

1732
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:58,560
Come on.

1733
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,560
I actually never watched Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad.

1734
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,560
What the fuck dude you're doing yourself a disservice.

1735
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:04,560
I got a lot.

1736
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,560
I know I got to watch it.

1737
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:06,560
Everybody says they're good.

1738
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:10,560
But I want to watch Better Call Saul because Better Call Saul seems like a better show.

1739
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,560
Not really.

1740
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:14,560
No I'd say I'd argue Breaking Bad is better.

1741
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,560
But Saul I just like as a character.

1742
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:17,560
He's a fun guy.

1743
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:25,560
You you see a lot of Saul in Breaking Bad and the Saul that's in Breaking Bad is very different from the one that's in Better Call Saul.

1744
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:26,560
Really.

1745
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:27,560
Yeah.

1746
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:28,560
Slippin Jimmy.

1747
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:33,560
Yeah you have Slippin Jimmy in Better Call Saul and you see like him as a more complex character in Breaking Bad.

1748
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:36,560
He's just kind of like this lunatic lawyer.

1749
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:39,560
But it's no Breaking Bad.

1750
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:40,560
But it's such a time commitment.

1751
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,560
That's like the thing.

1752
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:44,560
Like I'm like dude it's a lot of fucking episodes.

1753
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:49,560
Although I watch fucking Supernatural which is 15 seasons with fucking 24 episodes in each season.

1754
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,560
Dude I've rewatched Breaking Bad in as little as like a month.

1755
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:54,560
How fucking how many episodes is it like 100 something.

1756
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:55,560
I don't know.

1757
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,560
It's like six seasons probably 10 episodes of pop.

1758
01:18:58,560 --> 01:18:59,560
Are they an hour?

1759
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,560
About an hour yeah.

1760
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:05,560
I watched like the first couple episodes and I just I didn't get into it.

1761
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:11,560
You got to it's it's you don't need to like make it to the end of the first season.

1762
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,560
Like you're going to see where the show's going before the end of the first episode.

1763
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,560
I'm just like it's just the fucking nerd fucking scientist guy.

1764
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,560
And then he's working in a car wash and has cancer.

1765
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:23,560
And I'm like and then he turns into a fucking gruff to the fucking.

1766
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,560
It's deeper than that though.

1767
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,560
It's a lot deeper than that.

1768
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:31,560
The first the pilot is not like what the rest of the show is.

1769
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,560
With by like episode four.

1770
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,560
Nevermind I'm not even going to say that.

1771
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560
Just watch the show.

1772
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,560
You'll like it.

1773
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,560
You will like it I promise.

1774
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:44,560
Like I the thing is like I also got like the entire show spoiled for me because I fucking like see like the fucking memes and shit.

1775
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:49,560
And like it pretty much gave away the whole fucking show like you fucking dies and shit.

1776
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:52,560
And fucking what's his name fucking Los Palos Hermano.

1777
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:57,560
Los Palos Hermano's fucking man gets fucking blown up and shit.

1778
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,560
Yeah you definitely got spoiled for you'd still enjoy the show though.

1779
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:01,560
Yeah.

1780
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,560
But.

1781
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:05,560
And Jesse's just all sad at the end and shit.

1782
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:09,560
Well Jesse has a spin off movie.

1783
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:12,560
After the show ends like El Camino or some shit.

1784
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,560
Yeah and El Camino is very very good too.

1785
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,560
I just I just never never watched it.

1786
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,560
I was never super into it you know.

1787
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:30,560
Better Call Saul has some fucking crazy I will say that Better Call Saul probably is some of the best plot twists in a show I've seen.

1788
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,560
I didn't really get Better Call Saul fucking spoiled for me.

1789
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:38,560
That's why I'm kind of like more like inclined in watching that because like I know about Slippin' Jimmy and that's pretty much it.

1790
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:46,560
A lot of like a lot of like the big parts of Better Call Saul though would be better.

1791
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:57,560
If you knew what happened in Breaking Bad but like to a deeper extent than just knowing spoilers like the whole thing with his drug lab and all that.

1792
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,560
Great shows.

1793
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,560
Let me just put it there.

1794
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,560
Why do I keep eating this fucking ramen.

1795
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,560
Like I really I really like Supernatural.

1796
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,560
Supernatural became one of my favorite shows.

1797
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:10,560
Like first couple seasons were better than the rest of the series though.

1798
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:14,560
Like seasons like one through five were fucking phenomenal.

1799
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:15,560
I loved Lost.

1800
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,560
Lost was a fucking weird show man.

1801
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,560
I loved Lost.

1802
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:24,560
Fucking doctor guy was fucking you know my dad's dead.

1803
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:27,560
He told me that I didn't have what it takes.

1804
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:28,560
Oh Jack.

1805
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:29,560
Yeah.

1806
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,560
Jack I love fucking John Locke from that show.

1807
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:32,560
Is that the drug guy.

1808
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:36,560
No that was the Australian who was fucking.

1809
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,560
No not the Australian.

1810
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:42,560
That was fucking the dude who's.

1811
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,560
He was wheelchair bound.

1812
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:45,560
Oh that guy.

1813
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,560
And then he landed on the island and he could walk again.

1814
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:53,560
But he was like super deep into like philosophy and he was the big button pusher guy for a while.

1815
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:58,560
And then they had to fucking like go down the hole and shit and like the fucking shit and then they all.

1816
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,560
Did you watch it through though.

1817
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:02,560
I think I watched it once.

1818
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:03,560
It was like I liked it.

1819
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,560
It was like but like.

1820
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,560
Dude it gets it gets better the deeper you go into it.

1821
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:17,560
It's then like season three comes around and like you deal with the others and you see like the past of the island and then there's like doing fucking time jumps in season five.

1822
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:19,560
It gets kind of hard to follow.

1823
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,560
But like if you understand what's going on it's fucking phenomenal.

1824
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:27,560
I like the fucking like the endings and shit was fucking weird.

1825
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:35,560
Well so everybody thought the ending meant that everybody died and none of it happened like everybody died in the plane crash when that's not what happened.

1826
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,560
Everything did happen.

1827
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:47,560
It was just that when they died in their real life it was as if they all got to this church at the same time to enter the afterlife together.

1828
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:52,560
So everybody felt like it was this big fucking cliffhanger like oh none of it happened.

1829
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,560
It was all a dream and that's not what happened at all.

1830
01:22:55,560 --> 01:23:06,560
I had that spoiled for me and lost when I was like in season three somebody said that everybody died and it literally depressed me with how much I loved the show because I was like that's such a cop out of an ending.

1831
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:10,560
And like the fucking like fat dude who got like the fucking lottery.

1832
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,560
Hurley yeah but he used the fucking curse numbers so.

1833
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:17,560
Which the fucking the curse numbers fucking confused me too.

1834
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,560
Well Hurley ended up being the protector of the island.

1835
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:31,560
He stayed there for oh my god and the last couple episodes it's just like they just hit you in the feels so hard I can't even describe it.

1836
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:36,560
So you just you know if there's one thing that lost was so good at it.

1837
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,560
So was the island actually real because I never really got that.

1838
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:40,560
So the island was a real island.

1839
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,560
The island was a real island.

1840
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:46,560
It just could only be accessed through this very specific set of circumstances.

1841
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:53,560
Not set of circumstances you had to take these like precise coordinates to get to it and yes there was circumstances too actually.

1842
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,560
So what was the fucking beast thing the fucking fog because I never got that either.

1843
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:06,560
Oh fuck what was the fog oh the fog was like so that goes back to like I think that's like season six that you learned that.

1844
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:17,560
If I can remember correctly it's this dude that got like sacrificed like a shit long time before the Dharma initiative and all that came in.

1845
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:21,560
Like it was like almost ancient times and they had like this big fucking statue.

1846
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:25,560
And he got sacrificed and just turned into this fucking horrible thing.

1847
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:30,560
But no and then like the island has like a soul.

1848
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:37,560
It was weird it gets trippy but like everything that everything was explained so well.

1849
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:39,560
Like nothing was really a cop out.

1850
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:45,560
And the dudes and like the fucking the wheelchair guy was like fucking I'll give you this heroin if you ask me three times.

1851
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,560
Yeah Charlie.

1852
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:51,560
Dude Charlie's death was one of the worst most heart wrenching moments.

1853
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,560
So if they died on the island do they actually get to the afterlife.

1854
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:56,560
Yeah they do.

1855
01:24:56,560 --> 01:25:08,560
So like if I got killed on the island and you got off the island which some people did and you lived a full life afterwards and then died.

1856
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:13,560
It would have been like we died at the same time and entered the church together.

1857
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,560
That's how the ending works.

1858
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:26,560
But I think everybody just thought it was like they just for some reason perceived it as nothing on the island happened and they all died in a plane crash or something.

1859
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:28,560
And that's just not what happened.

1860
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:32,560
But it was such a weird fucking show.

1861
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,560
It was but it was so fucking good.

1862
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:36,560
I think it kind of got off the rails.

1863
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:45,560
I love it because like Jack leaves the island and gets off and he has a son with that chick and then the shit like just doesn't work out.

1864
01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:47,560
And then they go back to the island.

1865
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,560
It's cool because it's like a realistic story.

1866
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:54,560
It's like the main chick and the lead dude just didn't fucking work at all.

1867
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:58,560
And then they wrote What's Her Face and the fucking blonde bitch.

1868
01:25:58,560 --> 01:25:59,560
Yeah.

1869
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:04,560
When they reset time when they fucking transported themselves to LAX with the fucking bomb.

1870
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,560
It's such a fucking God Casey.

1871
01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:07,560
Have you ever seen Lost?

1872
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:08,560
No.

1873
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:09,560
I started watching it.

1874
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:10,560
He's lost.

1875
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:11,560
Dude lost.

1876
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:13,560
Lost is a good fucking show.

1877
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,560
No I only watched like the first episode.

1878
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:18,560
That's horrible.

1879
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:25,560
I think I've gone back trying to rewatch it and I always make it to like the end of season one and then I get distracted and watch something else.

1880
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:28,560
But then by the time I want to go back to it again I have to restart.

1881
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,560
Did you watch Devilman yet?

1882
01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:31,560
No.

1883
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:32,560
I saw that you.

1884
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:33,560
I sent you that.

1885
01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:34,560
You sent me that.

1886
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:35,560
I still need to watch it.

1887
01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:36,560
Fucking like.

1888
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:37,560
Casey I'm fiending.

1889
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:38,560
Wacky show.

1890
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:39,560
You're fiending?

1891
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,560
Like fiend fiend?

1892
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,560
Alright let's take a break.

1893
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:44,560
No.

1894
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,560
We're not taking a break buddy.

1895
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:46,560
No we don't need a break.

1896
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:47,560
We're not taking a break.

1897
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:48,560
Oh I thought you meant.

1898
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,560
We've taken like four breaks.

1899
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:51,560
Fuck breaks bro.

1900
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:54,560
I meant niggas.

1901
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:56,560
I don't like breaks man.

1902
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:58,560
It fucking breaks my flow.

1903
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:02,560
Go back to Untold Podcast.

1904
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:05,560
So much for a silent night motherfucker.

1905
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,560
We're coming in to Untitled Podcast.

1906
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,560
Christmas special motherfucker.

1907
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:13,560
There's no silent night up in here brother.

1908
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:16,560
There's only loud and obnoxious.

1909
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:19,560
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast Christmas special.

1910
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:22,560
It's your grandpa Joe and let me tell you something folks.

1911
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,560
A lot of fighting in this world these days.

1912
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:28,560
We've got the Hispanics and Muslims.

1913
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:29,560
The what?

1914
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:34,560
The Jewish, American, Christian, what be it?

1915
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:41,560
Muslim, Hindu, gay or straight, bisexual or otherwise.

1916
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:46,560
We all just want to love each other.

1917
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,560
Don't we folks?

1918
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:49,560
Isn't that what the world should be about?

1919
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:54,560
We've got Palestinians and Iranians, Iraqis and Israelis

1920
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:58,560
bombing the shit out of each other every day.

1921
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:00,560
Blowing up suicide vests.

1922
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:01,560
Let me tell you.

1923
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,560
Casey, this is a good monologue.

1924
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:04,560
Let me tell you.

1925
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:05,560
We got Hanukkah.

1926
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:06,560
We got Kwanzaa.

1927
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:12,560
Whether you celebrate Christmas or that other Muslim one.

1928
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:14,560
We wish you the merriest of Christmas.

1929
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:19,560
So as something to bring us all together.

1930
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:23,560
Let's talk about everybody's favorite unhanged president, Donald Trump.

1931
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:26,560
So did you guys hear about Donald Trump and his windmills?

1932
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:31,560
I heard about how Donald Trump was banned from the ballot in Colorado.

1933
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:34,560
That is fucking unconstitutional.

1934
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:35,560
That'll get shot down.

1935
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,560
Well, actually, it will go to the Supreme Court.

1936
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:39,560
It'll get shot down.

1937
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:43,560
But I want to talk about something more lighthearted than that.

1938
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,560
Donald Trump does not like windmills.

1939
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,560
Why not?

1940
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:49,560
It's one of the funniest fucking things ever.

1941
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:52,560
He just goes, no windmills.

1942
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:53,560
You know, windmills.

1943
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:56,560
Yes, the big, big, big, big fans that we have out in the news.

1944
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:57,560
You ever see a windmill?

1945
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:58,560
They're ugly.

1946
01:28:58,560 --> 01:28:59,560
They're disgusting.

1947
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:00,560
They look bad.

1948
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:01,560
They sound bad.

1949
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:04,560
But you know, the worst thing is that they murder all the birds.

1950
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:08,560
You know, the birds, they fly into the windmills.

1951
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:12,560
You ever see, you ever go by a windmill?

1952
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:13,560
It's a bird graveyard.

1953
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:14,560
You love birds, you'll cry.

1954
01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:16,560
He literally said that.

1955
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,560
What the fuck?

1956
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,560
There's no way.

1957
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:22,560
I got to fact check you on this.

1958
01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:23,560
Look it up.

1959
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,560
Look up Donald Trump in windmills, Casey.

1960
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,560
Look up Donald Trump in windmills.

1961
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:29,560
It'll be like the fucking first things to come up.

1962
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,560
Jamie, look that up for me real quick.

1963
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:32,560
All right.

1964
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:33,560
There she is.

1965
01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:36,560
I never understood wind.

1966
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,560
Wind is cause-cancellation?

1967
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:39,560
No, I'll say wind.

1968
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,560
Wind.

1969
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:45,560
If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations.

1970
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:50,560
Your house just went down 75% in value.

1971
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:52,560
And they say the noise causes cancer.

1972
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:54,560
You tell me that one.

1973
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:56,560
You know, the thing makes it so.

1974
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,560
And of course, it's like a graveyard for birds.

1975
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,560
What?

1976
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:05,560
You love birds, you never want to walk under a windmill.

1977
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,560
What?

1978
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:08,560
Windmills.

1979
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:09,560
You know, the windmills.

1980
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:14,560
Bing, that's the end of that windmill.

1981
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,560
There's a lot of hoopla about windmills.

1982
01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:19,560
They're horrible looking structures.

1983
01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:20,560
They make noise.

1984
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:23,560
They kill birds by the thousands.

1985
01:30:23,560 --> 01:30:25,560
They're really destructive.

1986
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:28,560
And by the way, many countries have decided they don't want wind

1987
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:31,560
because it doesn't work without massive subsidies.

1988
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:34,560
It kills massive amounts of birds and wildlife.

1989
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:36,560
And there are lots of other reasons.

1990
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,560
So it's a very inefficient form of energy.

1991
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,560
It's an energy that when you need it most, you don't get it

1992
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,560
because the wind is in blowing when you need it most.

1993
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,560
And from the standpoint of Scotland,

1994
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:49,560
I think almost most importantly,

1995
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:52,560
other than the fact that the subsidies are enormous,

1996
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:55,560
almost most importantly, they are so unattractive,

1997
01:30:55,560 --> 01:31:00,560
so ugly, so noisy and so dangerous that if Scotland does this,

1998
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:03,560
I think Scotland will be in serious trouble.

1999
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:06,560
I don't like it from many standpoints, especially the fact,

2000
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,560
in my case, that it ruins the countryside.

2001
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,560
If they put these monstrosities in Aberdeen Bay,

2002
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:15,560
the countryside will no longer be beautiful.

2003
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,560
We're not going to build a second course

2004
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:20,560
if the windmills are hovering over it.

2005
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:22,560
If you're in sight of a windmill...

2006
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,560
Tyler, I know you're not about to smoke a cigarette.

2007
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:27,560
The value of the house will go down by 65%.

2008
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:30,560
If you have a windmill anywhere near your house,

2009
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:33,560
congratulations, your house just went down 75%.

2010
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:35,560
I'd forget the fucking cut-off.

2011
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:37,560
Very, very negative for the environment.

2012
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:38,560
It's killing the birds.

2013
01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:41,560
All of these wind farms, they're really destroying Scotland.

2014
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:44,560
They kill so many birds, you look underneath some of those windmills.

2015
01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:46,560
What's been going on about these fucking windmills?

2016
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:49,560
What a weird thing to be concerned about.

2017
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:50,560
Yeah, windmills, dude.

2018
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:53,560
If you love birds, you'd never want to walk under a windmill

2019
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,560
because it's a very sad, sad sight.

2020
01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:57,560
It's like a cemetery. We put a little...

2021
01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:59,560
No, they're not, though. Like, what?

2022
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:04,560
He makes it so like, for these fucking flying high-speed death traps,

2023
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,560
a bird can see the fucking propeller.

2024
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,560
Yeah.

2025
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,560
We would have been powered by wind,

2026
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:15,560
which wouldn't have worked, by the way, because it only blows sometimes,

2027
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,560
and lots of problems come about.

2028
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:20,560
The windmills are wonderful, but, you know, when the wind doesn't blow,

2029
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,560
they really do cause problems.

2030
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:24,560
We have no energy this week.

2031
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:27,560
Well, hopefully the wind will start blowing pretty soon.

2032
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:31,560
Darling? Darling, is the wind blowing today?

2033
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:33,560
I'd like to watch television, darling.

2034
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:36,560
Well, it is true that some birds die every year

2035
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:38,560
by flying into turbine towers or blades.

2036
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:39,560
There's no wind.

2037
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:42,560
The actual numbers are negligible.

2038
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,560
Negligible to who? I'll try the birds.

2039
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,560
Statistics show that in the United States,

2040
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:52,560
wind energy facilities cause less than one in every 4,000 documented bird deaths

2041
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,560
from industrial activities.

2042
01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:56,560
I know a lot about wind.

2043
01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:00,560
So he's just blowing up the numbers, obviously.

2044
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:03,560
Yeah, but it's such a weird thing to dislike, though.

2045
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:05,560
Like...

2046
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,560
I mean, I don't...

2047
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:09,560
What's his problem with fucking windows? I don't understand it.

2048
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,560
It's really funny.

2049
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:13,560
It's a bird cemetery. It's gross. Disgusting.

2050
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,560
Like, it's a renewable...

2051
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:18,560
form of energy. I just don't see why it is.

2052
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,560
Windows don't work all the time, though.

2053
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:21,560
I know they don't, but they still...

2054
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:23,560
Cause the wind doesn't always blow.

2055
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:27,560
Yeah, but they still do a shitload when the wind does blow.

2056
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,560
It's not windy enough for that shit, bro.

2057
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:33,560
Well, it depends on where you fucking set the things up.

2058
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,560
Coal power is the way to go.

2059
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:37,560
Coal power is fucking dirty.

2060
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:40,560
Coal power is not dirty. We have scrubbers, we have clean coal.

2061
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:42,560
Bro, we need Wi-Fi tires.

2062
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:43,560
We have clean coal, baby.

2063
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:44,560
Wi-Fi tires, bro.

2064
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:48,560
You are fucking out of your mind if you think that fucking electric cars...

2065
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:49,560
What the fuck are Wi-Fi tires?

2066
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:50,560
We were talking about last episode.

2067
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:57,560
I fell off the toilet and hit my head and struck the flux capacitor last episode.

2068
01:33:57,560 --> 01:34:00,560
Yeah, he said that he wanted to make Wi-Fi tires.

2069
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:05,560
I was saying that cars are not going to need motors anymore.

2070
01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,560
They're going to work on Wi-Fi.

2071
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:10,560
And the wheels are just going to rotate by Wi-Fi powered tires.

2072
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:11,560
That's what he was saying.

2073
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:12,560
What the fuck?

2074
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,560
He's out of his fucking mind.

2075
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,560
And Dan looked it up and was like, oh, he's right.

2076
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:18,560
Like, the Wi-Fi can actually power stuff.

2077
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:20,560
Shut the fuck up, Dan.

2078
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,560
He did.

2079
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:23,560
No, he didn't. He said that Wi-Fi can power LEDs.

2080
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:25,560
He didn't say that Wi-Fi...

2081
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:26,560
Yeah, but 200 years in the future...

2082
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:30,560
No, Wi-Fi aren't going to power fucking tires.

2083
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:33,560
You don't need to power a tire.

2084
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:34,560
You're insane, Dan.

2085
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:36,560
You're out of your mind.

2086
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:38,560
Because instead of a motor, right?

2087
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:40,560
You're going to use Wi-Fi router?

2088
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,560
Motors are bulky and expensive.

2089
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:44,560
Wi-Fi tires, bro.

2090
01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:46,560
You're out of your fucking mind.

2091
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:47,560
That's not how it works.

2092
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,560
You're out of your mind.

2093
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:52,560
The tires aren't what makes the fucking power, Casey.

2094
01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:54,560
The engine powers the tires.

2095
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,560
Casey, you're out of your fucking mind.

2096
01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:59,560
You're out of your mind.

2097
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:04,560
Well, I mean, by 2246, mark my words.

2098
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:05,560
You're not going to have Wi-Fi.

2099
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:07,560
By 2246.

2100
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:12,560
By 2246, I believe this entire world is going to look like a graveyard

2101
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,560
because we are going to have killed every last one of us.

2102
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:16,560
That's not true.

2103
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:17,560
Oh, probably.

2104
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:19,560
Yep, and the world will be taken back over by then.

2105
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:22,560
I'm not over Wi-Fi tires.

2106
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:23,560
But then we'll start over again.

2107
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:25,560
Oh, my fucking God.

2108
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:27,560
My goodness gracious, he made it.

2109
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:29,560
It's a Christmas miracle.

2110
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:30,560
Yo, Christmas cookies.

2111
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:32,560
And he brings fucking cookies with him.

2112
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:33,560
What the fuck?

2113
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:34,560
Yo.

2114
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:35,560
Oh, my God.

2115
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:36,560
Let me in there.

2116
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:37,560
Dan, you're a fucking saint.

2117
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:38,560
Dan.

2118
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:39,560
Dan is Saint Nick.

2119
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:40,560
Holy shit.

2120
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:41,560
Saint Dan.

2121
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:43,560
Saint Daniel.

2122
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:44,560
Oh, man.

2123
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:47,560
I was getting ready to pass out.

2124
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:51,560
Ladies and gentlemen, fucking Dan, the vitamin man.

2125
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,560
The Christmas miracle.

2126
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:54,560
I'm back.

2127
01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:55,560
Just like I said, I'd be back.

2128
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:56,560
Let me see that buzzer.

2129
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:57,560
You got your own one.

2130
01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:58,560
Yeah.

2131
01:35:58,560 --> 01:35:59,560
What the?

2132
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,560
Have you brought us Christmas snow?

2133
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:01,560
So we can't wait until the number disappears.

2134
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,560
What is this, cookies?

2135
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:03,560
Cookies.

2136
01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:04,560
Oh, my God.

2137
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:05,560
My blood sugar is so low.

2138
01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:06,560
Cookies from the bish.

2139
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:07,560
So yeah, you press yours.

2140
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:08,560
It's going to come up with a three.

2141
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:09,560
I love it.

2142
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:10,560
It's a Christmas miracle.

2143
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:11,560
This is delicious.

2144
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:16,560
So now we all know who's answering the question.

2145
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:18,560
OK, so let's send them at the same time.

2146
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:20,560
Oh, it locks me out.

2147
01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:22,560
Until it goes off.

2148
01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:24,560
Who's one, though?

2149
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:25,560
Me.

2150
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:26,560
I'm actually three.

2151
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,560
One, two, three.

2152
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:28,560
What?

2153
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:29,560
One, two, three.

2154
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:31,560
That's kind of confusing for me.

2155
01:36:31,560 --> 01:36:32,560
Why?

2156
01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:33,560
Huh.

2157
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:36,560
What is this, battery operated?

2158
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:37,560
Interesting.

2159
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:42,560
This thing's probably almost dead from us.

2160
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:46,560
Dude, these are good.

2161
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:48,560
Yeah, tell me which ones are your favorite.

2162
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:51,560
I like those Hershey's kisses.

2163
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:54,560
I was going to say, this is kind of fucking smack right now.

2164
01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:55,560
You like it?

2165
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:56,560
Oh, those are my least favorite.

2166
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:57,560
Really?

2167
01:36:57,560 --> 01:36:58,560
Yeah.

2168
01:36:58,560 --> 01:36:59,560
Smacking.

2169
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,560
The chocolate ones dipped in what is that, like white chocolate?

2170
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:02,560
Peppermint.

2171
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:03,560
Yeah.

2172
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:06,560
Tastes like, or at least Snowball's got them nuts.

2173
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:07,560
Oh, yeah.

2174
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:08,560
They're macadamia nuts.

2175
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:09,560
Macadamia nuts.

2176
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:10,560
My favorite ones.

2177
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:12,560
I like the.

2178
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:16,560
Dan, you look so much better when you're not wearing your work outfits.

2179
01:37:16,560 --> 01:37:17,560
Oh, yeah, I know.

2180
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:22,560
I hate, I wear the same pants to work every week because I don't have to go in once a

2181
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:24,560
week, so I wear the same green pants.

2182
01:37:24,560 --> 01:37:27,560
Yeah, you look like.

2183
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:30,560
You look like a guy that would chop down some trees.

2184
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:32,560
I want to chop down some fucking trees.

2185
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:35,560
I'm really like, I want to do some lumberjack shit.

2186
01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:37,560
That's what I want to be doing all day.

2187
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,560
Instead, I'm sitting at a desk.

2188
01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:44,560
Like I just, dude, my dream is to just be, to have a little piece of land.

2189
01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:45,560
Yeah.

2190
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:49,560
Just be self sustained and just chop and shit all day.

2191
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:50,560
Like that's it.

2192
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:53,560
And then just like catching my own food, growing my own food.

2193
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:55,560
I don't, I don't need money like that.

2194
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:56,560
I just need that.

2195
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:58,560
You just want to be a Unabomber?

2196
01:37:58,560 --> 01:37:59,560
Kind of.

2197
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:00,560
Yes.

2198
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:01,560
Minus the whole killing people.

2199
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:03,560
Just want to live a simple life.

2200
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:04,560
Yeah, a simple life.

2201
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,560
Right.

2202
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:07,560
That's how men should live.

2203
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:08,560
You know.

2204
01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:09,560
Dude, everybody should have their own.

2205
01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:11,560
Living in capitalist wasteland though.

2206
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:12,560
Their own.

2207
01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:13,560
Yeah.

2208
01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:16,560
Dude, that's that shit that the shit I'm talking about is like frowned upon.

2209
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:17,560
Yep.

2210
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:20,560
Like they don't want people doing that because then they can't tax you.

2211
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:21,560
These are good.

2212
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:22,560
They want to tax you fucking.

2213
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:23,560
I love the sugar cookies.

2214
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:24,560
Sugar cookies are like my favorite.

2215
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:26,560
And then like this one right here.

2216
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:27,560
That.

2217
01:38:27,560 --> 01:38:30,560
These things are going to go down hard.

2218
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:31,560
Yeah, they should.

2219
01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:35,560
Dude, I've been packing on weight because of these fucking cookies.

2220
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:36,560
Crazy.

2221
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:40,560
So Dan, I talked about our escapades at the, at night moves.

2222
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:41,560
Oh no.

2223
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:43,560
It was so bad.

2224
01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:45,560
Like the fucking stripper just left off the stage.

2225
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,560
She didn't get a dollar.

2226
01:38:47,560 --> 01:38:49,560
Dude, that was a rough experience.

2227
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:51,560
Is this allowed to be on?

2228
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:52,560
Yeah, this is fine.

2229
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:53,560
Yeah.

2230
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:56,560
This stripper that was giving me a lap dance.

2231
01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:58,560
A private dance.

2232
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:00,560
Would not stop talking the entire time.

2233
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:01,560
The entire time.

2234
01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:02,560
The entire time.

2235
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:04,560
To the point that I was like so distracted.

2236
01:39:04,560 --> 01:39:08,560
I'm just like, wow, I have like almost can't wait for this to end.

2237
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:09,560
Like it was like that bad.

2238
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:11,560
She was like, what's your birthday?

2239
01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:13,560
And I was like March 26.

2240
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,560
She's like, oh my God, me too.

2241
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:16,560
And I'm like, yeah, okay.

2242
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:17,560
She says that to everybody.

2243
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:18,560
And she's like, no, no.

2244
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:20,560
She's like, she's like, I'm serious.

2245
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:21,560
It's my birthday.

2246
01:39:21,560 --> 01:39:24,560
She's like, and she started naming off people that were born on March 26.

2247
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:25,560
She's like Robert Frost.

2248
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,560
Who else was it?

2249
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:29,560
I don't know.

2250
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:30,560
Sorry.

2251
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:33,560
She already knew that because they saw your ID when you came in, right?

2252
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:34,560
They didn't check it.

2253
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,560
They didn't check it.

2254
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:37,560
But that would be ingenious, dude.

2255
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:38,560
That would be.

2256
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:43,560
But I don't think a stripper is smart enough to remember everybody's birthdays and like

2257
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:45,560
people that were born on that day.

2258
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:51,560
But yeah, I remember I called you and you checked it and like he really was born on

2259
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,560
March 26.

2260
01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:53,560
So she wasn't lying.

2261
01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:54,560
So she wasn't lying.

2262
01:39:54,560 --> 01:39:55,560
Yeah.

2263
01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:56,560
She wasn't lying.

2264
01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,560
She just wasn't good at her job.

2265
01:39:58,560 --> 01:39:59,560
Yeah, she was.

2266
01:39:59,560 --> 01:40:04,560
Oh, she was definitely, she was, she was good at like dancing on the stage, but like her

2267
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:05,560
private dance sucked.

2268
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:08,560
And there was no one there that was good looking.

2269
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:12,560
She was actually way, she was not good at being a stripper.

2270
01:40:12,560 --> 01:40:14,560
You just got to write reviews.

2271
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:17,560
Oh dude, I could be like a connoisseur.

2272
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:21,560
A new stripper review with, with the band.

2273
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:22,560
Yeah.

2274
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:26,560
Dude, but like everyone else, I remember fucking when you were back there, I had two, three

2275
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:28,560
of them come up to me because nobody was doing shit.

2276
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:33,560
And they're like, Hey, we could do three dances for the price of one with all three of us.

2277
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:35,560
And I go, I'd just rather not.

2278
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:36,560
Wow.

2279
01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:39,560
Three of them, dude, remember they were making three of them.

2280
01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:41,560
Oh, that's like too much.

2281
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:43,560
I'm like, Oh, this one's feeding you grapes.

2282
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:45,560
Another one's got like the little leaf.

2283
01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:46,560
Yeah.

2284
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:47,560
Awesome.

2285
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:48,560
I was just like, what the fuck?

2286
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,560
Sitting over there like fucking scarface.

2287
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:51,560
Yeah.

2288
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,560
And I remember the old guy who was just putting like a dollar on his fucking bottle.

2289
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:56,560
And he's like, yeah, do something with that.

2290
01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:57,560
That was so weird.

2291
01:40:57,560 --> 01:40:58,560
I know.

2292
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:01,560
I think he was trying to get her to pick it up with like her pussy lips or something.

2293
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:03,560
Yeah.

2294
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,560
Grab it with her ass cheeks.

2295
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:05,560
Yeah.

2296
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,560
So fucking weird.

2297
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:07,560
Yeah.

2298
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:09,560
And then he kept on being like, yeah, we don't do that.

2299
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:10,560
Yeah.

2300
01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:13,560
So this guy was like right in the very front of the stage.

2301
01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:14,560
Right.

2302
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:17,560
So if you're like sitting at the front, you're getting the best seat in the house.

2303
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:20,560
So you got to throw them some cash.

2304
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:21,560
Right.

2305
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:26,560
So yeah, this guy kept putting like, he kept creasing a dollar long ways.

2306
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:27,560
Right.

2307
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:28,560
Yeah.

2308
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:30,560
And then like setting it on top of the bottle and like telling her, he's like, you got to

2309
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:31,560
get it though.

2310
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:32,560
You got to get it.

2311
01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:33,560
You got to get it.

2312
01:41:33,560 --> 01:41:35,280
And then she just go over and just go like this and take it.

2313
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:38,560
I think he was trying to get her to like grab it with her ass or something.

2314
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,560
And then they were just like, nah.

2315
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:42,560
It's like, dude, like, I don't know.

2316
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:46,560
That's like just a sad place to be when you're like, he was like 70.

2317
01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:52,560
It's like, dude, I mean, I appreciate like the fucking grind, you know, like always,

2318
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:55,560
you know, loving women until you're in your old age.

2319
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:58,560
But it's like, at some point you got to just give it up.

2320
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:00,560
Like, don't you have grandkids?

2321
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:02,560
Everybody there was like, dude, this is kind of weird.

2322
01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:03,560
Yeah.

2323
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:04,560
Yeah.

2324
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:07,560
Like there's an angry Asian guy who's just sitting there the whole time, just going like

2325
01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:08,560
this.

2326
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,560
Yeah.

2327
01:42:09,560 --> 01:42:12,560
There's like, I may accidentally made eye contact multiple times with this other guy

2328
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:13,560
that was sitting across the way.

2329
01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:14,560
The black dude?

2330
01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:15,560
Yeah.

2331
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,560
Yeah.

2332
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:17,560
I was like, this is weird.

2333
01:42:17,560 --> 01:42:20,560
Cause it's like, it's like, there's this like ass naked chick in between us.

2334
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:24,560
And I keep catching like eye contact in between her legs.

2335
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:25,560
It's just weird.

2336
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:28,560
And he looked pissed the whole time.

2337
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:29,560
Yeah.

2338
01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:30,560
Yeah.

2339
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:31,560
Dude, everybody was angry.

2340
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:32,560
It was like a bad time.

2341
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:35,560
Everybody was just sitting there just like.

2342
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:38,560
Just a toxic fucking sad environment.

2343
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:39,560
All the strippers suck.

2344
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:41,560
Cause there was like fucking like what?

2345
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:43,560
Like eight, nine people there?

2346
01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:44,560
Yeah.

2347
01:42:44,560 --> 01:42:45,560
Yeah, probably.

2348
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:46,560
And they were just sitting there.

2349
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:49,560
It's like, yeah, I saw some guy go like this.

2350
01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:51,560
Like, what am I doing?

2351
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:52,560
What am I doing?

2352
01:42:52,560 --> 01:42:53,560
Yeah.

2353
01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:55,560
Yeah, dude.

2354
01:42:55,560 --> 01:42:59,560
And this one girl came up to me and it was the most, I was feeling kind of geeked out.

2355
01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:01,560
Cause I took a ton of vitamin B.

2356
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:02,560
Right?

2357
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,560
And so I was like, I was just like feeling like, you know.

2358
01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:05,560
You're fucking twitching, bro.

2359
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:10,560
You know how sometimes you feel like just like, just weird in your own skin.

2360
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:11,560
Like that's how I was feeling.

2361
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:12,560
He's tweaking on something.

2362
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:13,560
I was like.

2363
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:14,560
Yeah.

2364
01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:15,560
He was shaking.

2365
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:16,560
Like shit, you're not.

2366
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:17,560
He was sitting there shaking.

2367
01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:18,560
Me?

2368
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:19,560
Yeah.

2369
01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:20,560
Was I?

2370
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:21,560
I probably was.

2371
01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:22,560
He was sitting there shaking.

2372
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:23,560
I was like, I'm a little nervous.

2373
01:43:23,560 --> 01:43:27,560
So this one girl came up to me.

2374
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:28,560
Yeah.

2375
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:32,560
I mean, she was really hot, but the conversation was so fucking bad, dude.

2376
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:34,560
It was like so like.

2377
01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:35,560
Not a bad SpongeBob.

2378
01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:38,560
It was so, oh, no, this girl was gorgeous.

2379
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:41,560
But the conversation was like so rehearsed.

2380
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:44,560
She's like, Oh my God, I think I've seen you here before.

2381
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:46,560
Mike, I don't think you have.

2382
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:47,560
No, you haven't.

2383
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:48,560
Cause I'd remember you.

2384
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:49,560
Right?

2385
01:43:49,560 --> 01:43:50,560
And I'm like, I've been here a couple of times.

2386
01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:51,560
And she's like, wow.

2387
01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:54,560
She's like something about you that just brought me over here.

2388
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:55,560
I'm like, fuck off.

2389
01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:56,560
I'm like money.

2390
01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:59,560
Like what else?

2391
01:43:59,560 --> 01:44:01,560
And then she was like, so what brings you here?

2392
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:03,560
I'm like, pussy naked girls.

2393
01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:06,560
What do you think brings me here?

2394
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:07,560
So anyway.

2395
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:09,560
I'm trying to find love.

2396
01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:11,560
The fucking strip club here.

2397
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:14,560
And it actually got to the point where it was like what she was saying was so cringey

2398
01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:16,560
and I was like tweaking out.

2399
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:17,560
Yeah.

2400
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:18,560
I couldn't even hold it back.

2401
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:22,560
I was just like, like while she was talking to me, I was like, Oh man, like I can't, like

2402
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:24,560
what are you going to stop this?

2403
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:25,560
This is so uncomfortable.

2404
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:28,560
I just need you to walk away, dude.

2405
01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:30,560
And there's like that curvy girl that was like doing it.

2406
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:33,560
She got like a couple of dollars thrown at her, but like there was like a couple of people

2407
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:36,560
that didn't get a single dollar thrown out.

2408
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:37,560
Oh yeah.

2409
01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:39,560
I'm trying to think of a curvy one.

2410
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:42,560
The fucking one with like the, like the, like the fucking white one, her name is, I think

2411
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:43,560
Pixie or some shit.

2412
01:44:43,560 --> 01:44:44,560
Pixie.

2413
01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:45,560
Yeah.

2414
01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:50,560
She doesn't sound like a best seller.

2415
01:44:50,560 --> 01:44:53,560
I'm trying to, what did he, what color hair?

2416
01:44:53,560 --> 01:44:56,560
Black, brown, like pale white.

2417
01:44:56,560 --> 01:44:57,560
Oh man.

2418
01:44:57,560 --> 01:44:59,560
I can't even, I don't even remember.

2419
01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:00,560
Dude, that whole, I literally like it.

2420
01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:02,560
That whole thing was a fucking blur, dude.

2421
01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:03,560
That was rough.

2422
01:45:03,560 --> 01:45:04,560
Wow.

2423
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,560
My brain just deletes it as soon as I go home.

2424
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:07,560
They're not, they're not real women.

2425
01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:10,560
You fucking deluge your browser history.

2426
01:45:10,560 --> 01:45:11,560
Yeah.

2427
01:45:11,560 --> 01:45:14,560
It's just like, it's like, Oh, can I have my brain?

2428
01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:16,560
That shit was fucking weird, dude.

2429
01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:19,560
I'm still, dude, I'm still dead set on that.

2430
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,560
No, maybe I should, I'm just joking.

2431
01:45:21,560 --> 01:45:23,560
These are my like shower thoughts.

2432
01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:29,560
I was thinking, I said it before on the podcast though, there should be like this, like a

2433
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:35,560
business, it'd be a cool business idea where you have people come and they try and do like

2434
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:37,560
scenarios, right?

2435
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:38,560
Like, like a bank robbery.

2436
01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:41,560
You do a bank robbery, robbery with your friends.

2437
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,560
And it's like, there's like actors who are the bank tellers.

2438
01:45:44,560 --> 01:45:47,560
You get fake guns and shit just to get it out of your system.

2439
01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:48,560
You know what I mean?

2440
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:51,560
Like kicked out the door and be like, get out of the fucking car.

2441
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:52,560
Yeah.

2442
01:45:52,560 --> 01:45:53,560
That's a good idea.

2443
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:54,560
Yeah.

2444
01:45:54,560 --> 01:45:56,560
See if you could like actually make it through like, and then there's like scenarios, like

2445
01:45:56,560 --> 01:45:57,560
you pay more money.

2446
01:45:57,560 --> 01:45:59,560
You can do the like, the running from the cops.

2447
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:00,560
Yeah.

2448
01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:01,560
Like in a car.

2449
01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:02,560
You could make that a business.

2450
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:03,560
Yeah.

2451
01:46:03,560 --> 01:46:04,560
Yeah.

2452
01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:05,560
If you had enough property.

2453
01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:06,560
What would you call it though?

2454
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:07,560
It's like GTA in real life.

2455
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:08,560
Yeah.

2456
01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:09,560
That would be bad ass.

2457
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:10,560
Dude, that would be fucking good.

2458
01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:11,560
That's like some West world shit.

2459
01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:15,800
It's like, you want to go do a scenario where we like rob a bank and then, and then it's

2460
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:17,560
like a taco bar, unlimited taco bar.

2461
01:46:17,560 --> 01:46:19,720
So you just eat and drink afterwards.

2462
01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:20,720
You know what I mean?

2463
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:21,720
And talk about it.

2464
01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:22,720
Yeah.

2465
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:25,800
And then it's like videotaped so you can like rewatch your like a video of like robbing

2466
01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:26,800
the bank.

2467
01:46:26,800 --> 01:46:27,800
It's like a security camera.

2468
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:28,800
Dude, that would be fucking cool.

2469
01:46:28,800 --> 01:46:29,800
I'm stoked with that.

2470
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:32,480
You can do a fucking like paintball guns too.

2471
01:46:32,480 --> 01:46:36,320
Like somebody like fucking like, it's like, I think he pulls out like a fake, like, like

2472
01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:40,200
a fucking other paintball gun and you just fucking gun him down and be like, anybody

2473
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:41,200
else fucking gets up?

2474
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:42,200
Anybody fucking bullet?

2475
01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:43,200
Yeah.

2476
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:47,280
Or like even, even something that like gives off the sound of a gun.

2477
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:50,120
Oh dude, a paintball gun inside sounds like an actual gun.

2478
01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:51,120
Right.

2479
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:52,120
You don't want anybody to get hurt.

2480
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:53,120
Yeah, dude.

2481
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,440
But like a paintball gun, like you could use that and then the cops.

2482
01:46:54,440 --> 01:46:56,040
But you can take hostages and shit.

2483
01:46:56,040 --> 01:46:57,040
Yeah.

2484
01:46:57,040 --> 01:46:58,040
And like, yeah.

2485
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,600
And like the cops could come in with paintball guns and like try to shoot you too.

2486
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:01,600
Yeah.

2487
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:02,600
Like here's like, get on the fucking ground.

2488
01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:03,600
You just fucking take a hot pack.

2489
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,600
Don't fucking move.

2490
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:05,600
Right.

2491
01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:06,600
Don't do it.

2492
01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:07,600
Right.

2493
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,600
Oh dude.

2494
01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:09,600
It'd be so fun.

2495
01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:10,600
Like you'd just come up on the table, start like fucking kicking shit off.

2496
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:11,600
Open the fucking vault.

2497
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:12,600
Open it.

2498
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:13,600
Don't fucking move.

2499
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:14,600
It's like, and like you're just like, yo, get on the vault.

2500
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:15,600
Get on the fucking vault.

2501
01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:16,600
I got this.

2502
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:17,600
Anybody fucking moved, I'll blow you away.

2503
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:18,600
Bro, you know that'd be so fucking fun.

2504
01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:19,600
That would be fucking fun.

2505
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:20,600
As soon as they finish, they're like, wow, those guys were really angry.

2506
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:21,600
Like way worse than most people.

2507
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:22,600
That would be way more fun than strippers.

2508
01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:23,600
Dude, that would be so fucking fun, dude.

2509
01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:24,600
Oh yeah.

2510
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:25,600
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

2511
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:40,300
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, hi

2512
01:47:40,300 --> 01:47:48,300
Oh yeah.

2513
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:51,020
the manager be like, which one's the fucking manager?

2514
01:47:51,020 --> 01:47:52,540
Which one's the fucking manager?

2515
01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:56,020
And you blow somebody away, you're like, next one, come on.

2516
01:47:56,020 --> 01:47:57,300
But it's gotta be like,

2517
01:47:57,300 --> 01:47:59,260
you can actually lose, right?

2518
01:47:59,260 --> 01:48:00,420
Yeah, you can get arrested.

2519
01:48:00,420 --> 01:48:02,560
Yeah, you can get arrested, you gotta get out,

2520
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:03,400
you have a time limit.

2521
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,240
Yes, dude.

2522
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:06,420
Right, you gotta time limit, you gotta get out,

2523
01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:07,940
you gotta take out the security guard.

2524
01:48:07,940 --> 01:48:09,700
And then if you get an escape room.

2525
01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:12,340
It's like an escape room, but a big robbery.

2526
01:48:12,340 --> 01:48:14,500
Yeah, but the problem is you have people like Tyler

2527
01:48:14,500 --> 01:48:15,860
who would go too crazy with it

2528
01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:18,660
and give all the bank tellers PTSD.

2529
01:48:18,660 --> 01:48:19,500
Yeah.

2530
01:48:19,500 --> 01:48:21,540
Get on the fucking ground!

2531
01:48:21,540 --> 01:48:22,380
Yeah.

2532
01:48:22,380 --> 01:48:23,620
This isn't a fucking joke!

2533
01:48:23,620 --> 01:48:24,940
Start taking over fucking things,

2534
01:48:24,940 --> 01:48:26,860
be like, where's your fucking manager?

2535
01:48:26,860 --> 01:48:27,700
Right.

2536
01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:28,780
Give me the fucking manager!

2537
01:48:28,780 --> 01:48:30,900
You shoot one of them, be like, where is he?

2538
01:48:30,900 --> 01:48:33,020
And then you shoot one and everybody else freaks out.

2539
01:48:33,020 --> 01:48:35,300
They're like, bro, what the fuck?

2540
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:36,140
What the fucking manager?

2541
01:48:36,140 --> 01:48:37,980
Like every bank robbery movie ever.

2542
01:48:37,980 --> 01:48:40,660
Like one person goes too far and kills somebody

2543
01:48:40,660 --> 01:48:42,100
and they're just like all freaked out

2544
01:48:42,100 --> 01:48:43,180
cause they didn't want anybody to die.

2545
01:48:43,180 --> 01:48:45,180
Yeah, and you get like high scores and shit,

2546
01:48:45,180 --> 01:48:46,180
like if you don't kill anybody,

2547
01:48:46,180 --> 01:48:47,660
you get like a certain score and shit.

2548
01:48:47,660 --> 01:48:50,700
Yeah, and then there's like the score of the week.

2549
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:52,820
And then people would be coming back paying $50

2550
01:48:52,820 --> 01:48:55,460
to do the scenario each time to get the best score.

2551
01:48:55,460 --> 01:48:57,100
Dude, I would do it.

2552
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:58,980
I'd pay a lot of money to do it.

2553
01:48:58,980 --> 01:49:00,300
I'd be doing it tonight if it was a thing.

2554
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:02,780
I feel like that'd be like a $200 fucking experience though.

2555
01:49:02,780 --> 01:49:04,860
You could charge 200 for that, easy.

2556
01:49:04,860 --> 01:49:05,780
Yeah, yeah.

2557
01:49:05,780 --> 01:49:07,820
I mean, it'd be like a cool bachelor party though.

2558
01:49:07,820 --> 01:49:08,660
Yeah, yeah.

2559
01:49:08,660 --> 01:49:11,660
That, and then you have like a car set up, right?

2560
01:49:11,660 --> 01:49:13,220
So it moves you on, you pass that,

2561
01:49:13,220 --> 01:49:14,740
and then you go to the next part

2562
01:49:14,740 --> 01:49:16,500
where you have like an actual thing

2563
01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:18,380
where you're like running from somebody who's chasing you.

2564
01:49:18,380 --> 01:49:19,220
Yeah.

2565
01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:20,540
And it's like slow speed so nobody gets hurt.

2566
01:49:20,540 --> 01:49:21,380
Yeah.

2567
01:49:21,380 --> 01:49:23,020
It's like tops you can do is like 45.

2568
01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:25,300
And then you can bang the cars up, right?

2569
01:49:25,300 --> 01:49:27,340
You can do like a VR car too.

2570
01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:28,620
Yeah, but it wouldn't be as cool

2571
01:49:28,620 --> 01:49:30,740
as if you have like a little bit of land

2572
01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:31,580
and you actually like-

2573
01:49:31,580 --> 01:49:33,580
You can do like an old airstrip.

2574
01:49:33,580 --> 01:49:34,940
Or like a big parking lot

2575
01:49:34,940 --> 01:49:36,460
and you have like storage containers

2576
01:49:36,460 --> 01:49:38,340
that you're like driving in between.

2577
01:49:38,340 --> 01:49:39,660
Yeah, and there's like an actual cop car

2578
01:49:39,660 --> 01:49:40,500
that's like trying to like fucking-

2579
01:49:40,500 --> 01:49:42,180
But you had to like put like a fucking helmet on

2580
01:49:42,180 --> 01:49:43,660
and shit and stuff.

2581
01:49:43,660 --> 01:49:44,860
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2582
01:49:44,860 --> 01:49:45,700
You would have to.

2583
01:49:45,700 --> 01:49:46,540
Roll cage and shit.

2584
01:49:46,540 --> 01:49:47,380
Yeah.

2585
01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:49,660
Five point harnesses and shit.

2586
01:49:49,660 --> 01:49:51,700
Yeah, but I mean if it's slow, it's like-

2587
01:49:51,700 --> 01:49:53,580
But still, like for insurance reasons,

2588
01:49:53,580 --> 01:49:54,420
you have to have that.

2589
01:49:54,420 --> 01:49:56,900
Fuck the helmets, fuck the five point harnesses.

2590
01:49:56,900 --> 01:49:57,740
You just take the car-

2591
01:49:57,740 --> 01:49:58,580
Floor it.

2592
01:49:58,580 --> 01:50:00,580
Or you could just do it in real life

2593
01:50:00,580 --> 01:50:02,060
and just make it real.

2594
01:50:02,060 --> 01:50:04,220
And just have everybody sign a disclaimer.

2595
01:50:04,220 --> 01:50:06,420
And then you get the prison lover experience.

2596
01:50:06,420 --> 01:50:07,260
Yeah.

2597
01:50:07,260 --> 01:50:08,780
Dude, but if you like,

2598
01:50:08,780 --> 01:50:10,300
one of your boys gets arrested and shit,

2599
01:50:10,300 --> 01:50:12,780
like you could have him like go to like the fake jail.

2600
01:50:12,780 --> 01:50:13,620
Oh yeah.

2601
01:50:13,620 --> 01:50:14,460
Like the cops try to grill you

2602
01:50:14,460 --> 01:50:16,700
for like other people's information and shit.

2603
01:50:16,700 --> 01:50:17,540
Yeah.

2604
01:50:17,540 --> 01:50:19,300
That could be like a separate like fucking thing.

2605
01:50:19,300 --> 01:50:20,580
Be like, I don't know these people.

2606
01:50:20,580 --> 01:50:21,420
I don't know what you're talking about.

2607
01:50:21,420 --> 01:50:22,580
Dude, there's like so much,

2608
01:50:22,580 --> 01:50:23,820
there's so much you could do with that.

2609
01:50:23,820 --> 01:50:24,660
Like the cop would be like,

2610
01:50:24,660 --> 01:50:26,020
no, I know you know these guys.

2611
01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:27,940
I'm like, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

2612
01:50:27,940 --> 01:50:29,500
You guys ever seen Westworld?

2613
01:50:29,500 --> 01:50:30,340
Yeah.

2614
01:50:30,340 --> 01:50:31,180
So there's-

2615
01:50:31,180 --> 01:50:32,340
You're essentially describing Westworld

2616
01:50:32,340 --> 01:50:33,180
at this point. Really?

2617
01:50:33,180 --> 01:50:34,020
Yeah.

2618
01:50:34,020 --> 01:50:34,860
What is Westworld?

2619
01:50:34,860 --> 01:50:36,940
It's like you pay for this experience,

2620
01:50:36,940 --> 01:50:38,900
except the people that are in the simulation

2621
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:40,460
are like androids.

2622
01:50:40,460 --> 01:50:42,620
But like you go in, you choose your outfit,

2623
01:50:42,620 --> 01:50:45,660
and you enter like this wild West area.

2624
01:50:45,660 --> 01:50:48,500
Like all the people have quests you can do.

2625
01:50:48,500 --> 01:50:49,700
Dude, that sounds awesome.

2626
01:50:49,700 --> 01:50:50,540
And stuff. Yeah.

2627
01:50:50,540 --> 01:50:52,140
And it's like all the like the 1% does it.

2628
01:50:52,140 --> 01:50:53,460
And then the show goes off the rails

2629
01:50:53,460 --> 01:50:55,020
and the robots like take over. What is this on Netflix?

2630
01:50:55,020 --> 01:50:55,860
HBO.

2631
01:50:55,860 --> 01:50:56,980
Oh, I'm gonna watch that.

2632
01:50:56,980 --> 01:50:57,820
Yeah.

2633
01:50:57,820 --> 01:50:58,660
It is.

2634
01:50:58,660 --> 01:50:59,500
The first season is phenomenal.

2635
01:50:59,500 --> 01:51:01,940
Get a nice shoot for a fucking bank robbery.

2636
01:51:01,940 --> 01:51:03,300
You know, like a tuxedo.

2637
01:51:03,300 --> 01:51:05,620
I do like fucking a combat gear.

2638
01:51:05,620 --> 01:51:07,220
Like I do like the fucking like blacked out,

2639
01:51:07,220 --> 01:51:09,220
like fucking like a black rock shit or black water shit.

2640
01:51:09,220 --> 01:51:11,380
Oh dude, if you had like a whole room

2641
01:51:11,380 --> 01:51:12,660
where people could pick their outfits off.

2642
01:51:12,660 --> 01:51:14,420
Yeah. That's what they do in the show.

2643
01:51:14,420 --> 01:51:16,260
That'd be so badass.

2644
01:51:16,260 --> 01:51:17,100
So fucking cool.

2645
01:51:17,100 --> 01:51:18,980
And then you pick out your gun and everything

2646
01:51:18,980 --> 01:51:20,300
before you go in.

2647
01:51:20,300 --> 01:51:22,540
And where I was going with this is really fucked up.

2648
01:51:22,540 --> 01:51:23,820
I'm just joking.

2649
01:51:23,820 --> 01:51:26,660
But you have one scenario where you get to bury a hooker.

2650
01:51:26,660 --> 01:51:29,100
It's like, it's a mannequin, right?

2651
01:51:29,100 --> 01:51:31,020
Just to get that experience.

2652
01:51:31,020 --> 01:51:36,020
And you gotta do a really good job, right?

2653
01:51:36,780 --> 01:51:38,300
So they come in the detectives

2654
01:51:38,300 --> 01:51:40,140
and they can't find like where you bury them.

2655
01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:41,860
You're watching on like the fucking police,

2656
01:51:41,860 --> 01:51:43,980
like body cameras and shit.

2657
01:51:43,980 --> 01:51:47,380
Dude, this shit would get shut down by the government.

2658
01:51:47,380 --> 01:51:48,980
The governor of New York.

2659
01:51:48,980 --> 01:51:51,700
I swear to God, if you had a business doing this shit,

2660
01:51:51,700 --> 01:51:53,540
the governor of New York would step in

2661
01:51:53,540 --> 01:51:54,860
and shut it the fuck down.

2662
01:51:54,860 --> 01:51:57,100
They'd be like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

2663
01:51:57,100 --> 01:51:57,940
Because it was just like.

2664
01:51:57,940 --> 01:51:58,980
How do you bury a hooker, Dan?

2665
01:51:58,980 --> 01:52:00,860
It would just like promote like.

2666
01:52:00,860 --> 01:52:01,980
Violence. Violence.

2667
01:52:01,980 --> 01:52:03,980
Yeah, it kinda does.

2668
01:52:03,980 --> 01:52:05,620
I don't think it would do that.

2669
01:52:05,620 --> 01:52:06,900
I think it would be like.

2670
01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:07,780
A good outlet.

2671
01:52:07,780 --> 01:52:09,540
You could, you could, you could, you could.

2672
01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:10,380
I agree. You could swing it.

2673
01:52:10,380 --> 01:52:12,180
Fucking Hochold would not see it that way.

2674
01:52:12,180 --> 01:52:14,340
No, but you could swing it that way.

2675
01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:15,780
You could swing it that way and be like,

2676
01:52:15,780 --> 01:52:17,900
hey, listen, these guys are doing it here

2677
01:52:17,900 --> 01:52:20,740
in a controlled environment where nobody's getting hurt

2678
01:52:20,740 --> 01:52:23,780
and they're doing it here so they won't do it anywhere else.

2679
01:52:23,780 --> 01:52:25,700
Yeah, you see, that makes sense though.

2680
01:52:25,700 --> 01:52:26,540
Yeah.

2681
01:52:26,540 --> 01:52:28,860
The government will not see it that way.

2682
01:52:28,860 --> 01:52:30,700
It'll be the same thing as how GTA

2683
01:52:30,700 --> 01:52:31,540
promotes violence. They're doing it in a controlled

2684
01:52:31,540 --> 01:52:32,700
environment.

2685
01:52:32,700 --> 01:52:34,140
You see me as your spokesperson,

2686
01:52:34,140 --> 01:52:35,940
cause I just go up there and be like, yes, any questions?

2687
01:52:35,940 --> 01:52:37,740
They'll be like, Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.

2688
01:52:37,740 --> 01:52:38,580
I'd be like, yes.

2689
01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:40,420
I'd be like, hey, man, what the face?

2690
01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:43,260
You know how easier it'd be to find an old fucking bank?

2691
01:52:43,260 --> 01:52:44,100
Oh yeah.

2692
01:52:44,100 --> 01:52:46,820
There's probably at least fucking 20 of them

2693
01:52:46,820 --> 01:52:47,660
in the capital region.

2694
01:52:47,660 --> 01:52:48,540
Oh yeah.

2695
01:52:48,540 --> 01:52:49,380
You know?

2696
01:52:49,380 --> 01:52:50,260
Dude, that'd be so fucking fun.

2697
01:52:50,260 --> 01:52:51,100
Yeah.

2698
01:52:51,100 --> 01:52:52,580
You have to do it in like a fucking city though.

2699
01:52:52,580 --> 01:52:54,580
Dude, if you did it in a fucking city,

2700
01:52:54,580 --> 01:52:56,020
there'd be so many people like tourists.

2701
01:52:56,020 --> 01:52:57,860
If you did it in fucking New York city,

2702
01:52:57,860 --> 01:52:59,260
dude, you'd like, you could be like, yo,

2703
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:01,260
I want to be like, Grant, that's auto four type shit.

2704
01:53:01,260 --> 01:53:02,100
Yeah.

2705
01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:04,260
And you can be like franchises in different cities.

2706
01:53:04,260 --> 01:53:06,860
Oh man, you come up with like 10 good scenarios,

2707
01:53:06,860 --> 01:53:09,540
you know, some good food, place to eat.

2708
01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:10,380
That'd be so fucking fun.

2709
01:53:10,380 --> 01:53:11,220
Dude, that'd be dope.

2710
01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:12,060
Yeah.

2711
01:53:12,060 --> 01:53:14,100
I would do it myself every day for fun.

2712
01:53:14,100 --> 01:53:14,940
Yeah.

2713
01:53:14,940 --> 01:53:18,020
Run through the scenario, try and get the best time.

2714
01:53:18,020 --> 01:53:20,420
Like get like ex-cops who are like, you know,

2715
01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:21,340
like retired and shit.

2716
01:53:21,340 --> 01:53:23,380
You could have them be like the actual like cops

2717
01:53:23,380 --> 01:53:24,220
that come and do shit.

2718
01:53:24,220 --> 01:53:25,060
Right, right.

2719
01:53:25,060 --> 01:53:27,100
So they actually know like the fucking like shit.

2720
01:53:27,100 --> 01:53:29,300
Is there a scenario where you work on an ambulance

2721
01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:30,380
every day for six years?

2722
01:53:30,380 --> 01:53:31,860
No, that's just a fucking nightmare.

2723
01:53:31,860 --> 01:53:32,700
That's just a fucking nightmare.

2724
01:53:32,700 --> 01:53:35,460
I don't think anybody would pay to do that.

2725
01:53:35,460 --> 01:53:38,900
You can see on the ambulance, bro.

2726
01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:40,260
That could be one of the fucking scenarios.

2727
01:53:40,260 --> 01:53:42,540
Like you bring an ambulance in that you stole.

2728
01:53:42,540 --> 01:53:43,980
It's like that movie.

2729
01:53:43,980 --> 01:53:44,820
Ambulance.

2730
01:53:44,820 --> 01:53:45,660
No.

2731
01:53:45,660 --> 01:53:47,340
Old 37.

2732
01:53:47,340 --> 01:53:49,300
No, what's the one where it's in Boston

2733
01:53:49,300 --> 01:53:52,180
and they dress as the EMTs and they break into Fenway.

2734
01:53:52,180 --> 01:53:53,020
The town.

2735
01:53:53,020 --> 01:53:53,860
The town, yeah.

2736
01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:55,900
Yeah, but you could do something like that too.

2737
01:53:55,900 --> 01:53:57,220
And like get out and like an ambulance

2738
01:53:57,220 --> 01:53:58,060
and then they would think that,

2739
01:53:58,060 --> 01:53:59,300
oh, the ambulance is going out.

2740
01:53:59,300 --> 01:54:01,060
Like cool, like fucking shit.

2741
01:54:01,060 --> 01:54:04,060
Yeah, because like every guy really deep down

2742
01:54:04,060 --> 01:54:05,500
wants to be part of a heist.

2743
01:54:05,500 --> 01:54:07,340
I think Bill Burr said that back in the day

2744
01:54:07,340 --> 01:54:09,740
in one of his skits, but it's so true.

2745
01:54:09,740 --> 01:54:11,140
But it's like, you could plan it out

2746
01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:12,500
and like the wall and shit.

2747
01:54:13,460 --> 01:54:14,460
Oh, like what you're going to do?

2748
01:54:14,460 --> 01:54:15,300
Yeah.

2749
01:54:15,300 --> 01:54:16,140
Yeah, there's like a whiteboard.

2750
01:54:16,140 --> 01:54:17,900
Like there's a whiteboard that you can like plan it out with

2751
01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,980
and be like, okay, I need you as my gunner.

2752
01:54:19,980 --> 01:54:21,420
I need you as my driver.

2753
01:54:21,420 --> 01:54:23,260
I need you like doing like this shit.

2754
01:54:23,260 --> 01:54:24,340
And like, you can be like, okay,

2755
01:54:24,340 --> 01:54:25,420
this guy's the most aggressive.

2756
01:54:25,420 --> 01:54:26,900
So he's going to be like the guy at the front,

2757
01:54:26,900 --> 01:54:28,380
like keeping everybody down.

2758
01:54:28,380 --> 01:54:29,220
Yeah.

2759
01:54:29,220 --> 01:54:30,180
And you gotta have like a guy who's like the smartest

2760
01:54:30,180 --> 01:54:32,620
to like break the fucking vault, fucking shit.

2761
01:54:32,620 --> 01:54:34,340
You do like fake explosives too,

2762
01:54:34,340 --> 01:54:36,500
to blow like a fucking like door off.

2763
01:54:36,500 --> 01:54:38,540
Dude, that would give me, all right.

2764
01:54:38,540 --> 01:54:40,380
So say, say you set something.

2765
01:54:40,380 --> 01:54:41,540
You would jizz your pants, Dan.

2766
01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:43,580
Dude, yes, out of nervousness.

2767
01:54:44,460 --> 01:54:48,420
So say you set something like that up, right?

2768
01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:50,820
And like, you have people that are like acting as cops

2769
01:54:50,820 --> 01:54:52,780
that roll up on the bank, right?

2770
01:54:52,780 --> 01:54:54,060
While you're robbing, like say,

2771
01:54:54,060 --> 01:54:55,620
say you spent too long there,

2772
01:54:55,620 --> 01:54:57,580
the cops come after 10 minutes, right?

2773
01:54:57,580 --> 01:55:00,300
You gotta be in and out of the vault in 10 minutes, right?

2774
01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:01,140
No, you gotta fake, like,

2775
01:55:01,140 --> 01:55:02,820
you can set different difficulties.

2776
01:55:03,940 --> 01:55:04,780
Yeah, yeah.

2777
01:55:04,780 --> 01:55:07,020
And you can do like, oh, this is a fucking podunk town.

2778
01:55:07,020 --> 01:55:10,740
So the police presence is fucking not like there.

2779
01:55:10,740 --> 01:55:11,940
You can do like inner city,

2780
01:55:11,940 --> 01:55:14,020
like fucking top level fucking shit.

2781
01:55:14,020 --> 01:55:15,420
Cops are there in three minutes.

2782
01:55:15,420 --> 01:55:17,660
Cops are there in two minutes, fucking easy.

2783
01:55:17,660 --> 01:55:18,980
And like, you do like a thing

2784
01:55:18,980 --> 01:55:20,380
where you do like a fake phone call

2785
01:55:20,380 --> 01:55:22,740
and see how long it takes the cops to get there,

2786
01:55:22,740 --> 01:55:23,700
type thing.

2787
01:55:23,700 --> 01:55:25,020
Yeah, yeah.

2788
01:55:25,020 --> 01:55:27,500
Dude, I would like, I would literally like,

2789
01:55:27,500 --> 01:55:29,340
if you see like a cop car roll up,

2790
01:55:29,340 --> 01:55:31,900
while you're like pretending to be a bank robber,

2791
01:55:31,900 --> 01:55:34,380
I would like, even though I would know it was fake,

2792
01:55:34,380 --> 01:55:36,020
I'd probably shit myself.

2793
01:55:36,020 --> 01:55:37,100
It's just that feeling.

2794
01:55:37,100 --> 01:55:38,020
He'd be like, fuck!

2795
01:55:38,020 --> 01:55:38,860
Yeah.

2796
01:55:38,860 --> 01:55:41,740
And like, you have like the guy up front just being like,

2797
01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:43,100
fuck, the pigs are here!

2798
01:55:43,100 --> 01:55:43,940
Yeah.

2799
01:55:43,940 --> 01:55:44,780
Yeah.

2800
01:55:44,780 --> 01:55:46,980
Dude, that's so fucking scary.

2801
01:55:46,980 --> 01:55:48,180
Like even though it'd be fake,

2802
01:55:48,180 --> 01:55:50,980
like see somebody roll up in a cop car,

2803
01:55:50,980 --> 01:55:52,940
just coming to kick your ass.

2804
01:55:52,940 --> 01:55:54,340
And they like handcuff you and shit.

2805
01:55:54,340 --> 01:55:55,180
Yeah. Yeah.

2806
01:55:55,180 --> 01:55:56,020
And I'd just be like,

2807
01:55:56,020 --> 01:55:57,860
I'd just be sitting there like up front

2808
01:55:57,860 --> 01:56:00,220
and being like, hurry up on the fucking phone!

2809
01:56:00,220 --> 01:56:01,540
The pigs are here!

2810
01:56:01,540 --> 01:56:04,180
It's cool, we should make those happen.

2811
01:56:04,180 --> 01:56:05,020
Yeah, we should.

2812
01:56:05,020 --> 01:56:05,860
That'd be sick.

2813
01:56:05,860 --> 01:56:06,780
That'd be dope.

2814
01:56:06,780 --> 01:56:07,620
Yeah.

2815
01:56:07,620 --> 01:56:09,540
Dude, that could be a fucking loop.

2816
01:56:09,540 --> 01:56:11,940
It'd be better than fucking ax throwing.

2817
01:56:11,940 --> 01:56:13,020
Oh yeah, dude.

2818
01:56:13,020 --> 01:56:14,460
Let's go throw some axes.

2819
01:56:14,460 --> 01:56:16,460
It's like, no, let's rob a fucking bank, bitch.

2820
01:56:16,460 --> 01:56:18,380
Yeah, ax throwing is not that fun.

2821
01:56:18,380 --> 01:56:19,780
No, it's not.

2822
01:56:19,780 --> 01:56:22,020
I can't believe that there's like professional leagues for it.

2823
01:56:22,020 --> 01:56:23,500
Like it's fun, I did it for my birthday.

2824
01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:25,340
It was like, oh, it's fun.

2825
01:56:25,340 --> 01:56:28,980
Just imagine robbing a fake bank for your birthday instead.

2826
01:56:28,980 --> 01:56:31,380
Bachelor parties, robbing a fucking bank instead.

2827
01:56:31,380 --> 01:56:33,420
Dude, that's gonna be fucking sick.

2828
01:56:33,420 --> 01:56:36,060
Dude, that has to, people would go crazy with it.

2829
01:56:36,060 --> 01:56:38,860
Like people would start like punching people in the face.

2830
01:56:38,860 --> 01:56:39,940
Like actually for real.

2831
01:56:39,940 --> 01:56:41,420
I don't think they would, dude.

2832
01:56:41,420 --> 01:56:43,540
Because it's like, you just give a briefing ahead of time

2833
01:56:43,540 --> 01:56:44,540
and like have them sign a waiver.

2834
01:56:44,540 --> 01:56:45,980
Like if you touch anybody,

2835
01:56:45,980 --> 01:56:49,580
if there's any sexual harassment.

2836
01:56:49,580 --> 01:56:51,780
But there's people like Tyler out there.

2837
01:56:51,780 --> 01:56:52,860
I would fucking,

2838
01:56:52,860 --> 01:56:55,540
I would shoot fucking civilians with my fucking paint gun.

2839
01:56:55,540 --> 01:56:58,140
Okay, you can't touch anybody.

2840
01:56:58,140 --> 01:56:59,580
You can shoot them, but you can't touch them.

2841
01:56:59,580 --> 01:57:00,420
Yeah, you can't touch them.

2842
01:57:00,420 --> 01:57:03,740
You guys are nerfing the fantasy that I had in my mind.

2843
01:57:03,740 --> 01:57:05,620
What, you wanna go in and gun butt somebody?

2844
01:57:05,620 --> 01:57:07,180
No, I don't wanna gun butt,

2845
01:57:07,180 --> 01:57:10,620
but you just pretend we don't have to nerf it.

2846
01:57:10,620 --> 01:57:11,940
It'll just be fun.

2847
01:57:11,940 --> 01:57:15,260
You just own a compound and it's all fine and dandy.

2848
01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:17,020
Sign the waivers ahead of time.

2849
01:57:18,100 --> 01:57:21,100
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to waive everything.

2850
01:57:21,100 --> 01:57:24,140
Oh, you mean like putting your hands on people and stuff?

2851
01:57:24,140 --> 01:57:25,940
Yeah, I don't think you'd be able to waive that.

2852
01:57:25,940 --> 01:57:28,020
You could fucking get fucking a paramedic lawyer here

2853
01:57:28,020 --> 01:57:30,900
and he could tell us the fucking legal ramifications of it.

2854
01:57:30,900 --> 01:57:33,580
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could sign a waiver

2855
01:57:33,580 --> 01:57:35,260
as long as both parties sign it.

2856
01:57:35,260 --> 01:57:37,420
Like the people that are working there

2857
01:57:37,420 --> 01:57:38,260
and the other people.

2858
01:57:38,260 --> 01:57:39,260
I mean, they're getting fucking paid, dude.

2859
01:57:39,260 --> 01:57:40,700
But you don't want just some random person

2860
01:57:40,700 --> 01:57:42,700
putting you in a fucking chokehold from behind

2861
01:57:42,700 --> 01:57:44,060
and putting a fake gun to your head.

2862
01:57:44,060 --> 01:57:44,900
That's true.

2863
01:57:44,900 --> 01:57:47,380
Either sweaty fucking arm with their fucking arm hair

2864
01:57:47,380 --> 01:57:49,260
and your fucking face.

2865
01:57:49,260 --> 01:57:50,100
Nobody wants that.

2866
01:57:50,100 --> 01:57:52,100
So no touching, no touching.

2867
01:57:52,100 --> 01:57:52,940
No touchy.

2868
01:57:52,940 --> 01:57:53,780
Yeah.

2869
01:57:53,780 --> 01:57:54,620
But like.

2870
01:57:54,620 --> 01:57:55,820
I mean, it would make you a lot more scared.

2871
01:57:55,820 --> 01:57:58,980
We should get a sign that says no touching.

2872
01:57:58,980 --> 01:58:00,180
No touchy touchy.

2873
01:58:01,180 --> 01:58:02,700
Say inside no weed.

2874
01:58:03,820 --> 01:58:05,820
But I mean, you could do like laser tag.

2875
01:58:06,860 --> 01:58:10,060
You know, like, so you know, like say the cops like come in

2876
01:58:10,060 --> 01:58:12,500
and you get them first, like you're good.

2877
01:58:12,500 --> 01:58:13,460
Like you killed the cop.

2878
01:58:13,460 --> 01:58:14,580
I like the paintball idea

2879
01:58:14,580 --> 01:58:15,700
because you could do red paintball

2880
01:58:15,700 --> 01:58:17,860
so then you could like get the image type thing.

2881
01:58:17,860 --> 01:58:19,300
Right, but then people can actually get hit

2882
01:58:19,300 --> 01:58:20,140
in the face and shit.

2883
01:58:20,140 --> 01:58:21,700
You wear a fucking mask, dude.

2884
01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:22,820
You know, like that's part of like the thing.

2885
01:58:22,820 --> 01:58:23,980
Like you have to wear like a mask

2886
01:58:23,980 --> 01:58:25,820
like because you're a fucking bank robber.

2887
01:58:25,820 --> 01:58:27,060
But everybody inside is like wearing

2888
01:58:27,060 --> 01:58:29,100
like the fucking like mask and shit.

2889
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:30,940
Yeah, I feel like it'd be tough.

2890
01:58:30,940 --> 01:58:34,860
They gotta make some training scenario guns that like.

2891
01:58:34,860 --> 01:58:35,700
That are.

2892
01:58:35,700 --> 01:58:36,900
That are doing exactly what we're talking about.

2893
01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:39,060
Like feels like a real gun.

2894
01:58:39,060 --> 01:58:39,900
Yeah.

2895
01:58:39,900 --> 01:58:40,740
Acts like a real gun.

2896
01:58:40,740 --> 01:58:41,560
Yeah, they shoot fucking.

2897
01:58:41,560 --> 01:58:42,400
Sounds like a real gun.

2898
01:58:42,400 --> 01:58:44,460
They have those, they shoot chalk bullets.

2899
01:58:44,460 --> 01:58:45,300
Really?

2900
01:58:45,300 --> 01:58:46,260
They fucking hurt though.

2901
01:58:46,260 --> 01:58:48,780
Because dude, even like, like you can't use blanks

2902
01:58:48,780 --> 01:58:50,380
because those are technically real.

2903
01:58:50,380 --> 01:58:51,220
You can.

2904
01:58:51,220 --> 01:58:52,060
Blanks go in a real gun.

2905
01:58:52,060 --> 01:58:55,940
Paintballs is probably the best you would get with that.

2906
01:58:55,940 --> 01:58:56,780
Yeah.

2907
01:58:57,620 --> 01:58:58,460
Yeah, I mean.

2908
01:58:58,460 --> 01:59:00,620
Because with a paintball, with a paintball,

2909
01:59:00,620 --> 01:59:02,020
technically you don't have to wear a mask.

2910
01:59:02,020 --> 01:59:04,700
You just have to wear eye protection.

2911
01:59:04,700 --> 01:59:05,540
Oh yeah.

2912
01:59:05,540 --> 01:59:07,140
I mean, I feel like people would lose an eye

2913
01:59:07,140 --> 01:59:08,740
doing that though.

2914
01:59:08,740 --> 01:59:09,580
Now.

2915
01:59:09,580 --> 01:59:10,420
It'll only be a matter of time.

2916
01:59:10,420 --> 01:59:12,140
And plus who wants to get hit with a paintball?

2917
01:59:12,140 --> 01:59:14,020
Like somebody in the scenario.

2918
01:59:14,020 --> 01:59:17,160
Dude, if you pay him enough, I'd be a fucking civilian.

2919
01:59:17,160 --> 01:59:19,360
Damn, I don't want to get hit with it.

2920
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:20,720
I don't want to get pelted in the face

2921
01:59:20,720 --> 01:59:22,880
with a fucking paintball.

2922
01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:25,040
Most of the time, fucking people wouldn't be shooting

2923
01:59:25,040 --> 01:59:26,280
the civilians, they'd be shooting the cops

2924
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:27,120
that are coming in.

2925
01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:28,840
What are those, what are those other ones?

2926
01:59:28,840 --> 01:59:30,000
There's those smaller ones.

2927
01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:30,840
They're not paintballs.

2928
01:59:30,840 --> 01:59:31,760
They're like gel.

2929
01:59:31,760 --> 01:59:32,840
Airsoft?

2930
01:59:32,840 --> 01:59:33,800
Not airsoft.

2931
01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:35,680
They're like, they're like gel.

2932
01:59:35,680 --> 01:59:36,960
Are we going on too long about this?

2933
01:59:36,960 --> 01:59:39,440
No, no, I was asking for this.

2934
01:59:41,880 --> 01:59:42,720
Yeah.

2935
01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:43,540
You don't have to look into that.

2936
01:59:43,540 --> 01:59:44,440
We'll see.

2937
01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:46,480
I'll start looking for some old banks.

2938
01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:48,840
You gotta have one where you get abducted by aliens.

2939
01:59:48,840 --> 01:59:50,040
You gotta fight your way out.

2940
01:59:50,040 --> 01:59:52,920
I mean, dude, they have that shit in tourist cities,

2941
01:59:52,920 --> 01:59:54,600
like the escape rooms.

2942
01:59:54,600 --> 01:59:55,440
Really?

2943
01:59:55,440 --> 01:59:56,260
Yeah, yeah.

2944
01:59:56,260 --> 01:59:57,100
They have those fucking cross gates, bro.

2945
01:59:57,100 --> 01:59:57,940
Oh, do they?

2946
01:59:57,940 --> 01:59:58,760
Yeah.

2947
01:59:58,760 --> 01:59:59,600
Oh, no shit.

2948
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:00,440
They have an escape room there.

2949
02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:01,280
It's not like what we're talking about.

2950
02:00:01,280 --> 02:00:02,800
No, yeah, it's nothing like that.

2951
02:00:02,800 --> 02:00:03,640
Yeah, I've seen it.

2952
02:00:03,640 --> 02:00:05,240
I've been in escape rooms before.

2953
02:00:05,240 --> 02:00:08,080
Or you can do like a fucking like Pharaoh's tomb

2954
02:00:08,080 --> 02:00:10,100
where you do like a space escape type thing,

2955
02:00:10,100 --> 02:00:12,800
but they don't have anything where you rob a fucking bank.

2956
02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:16,160
All men's fucking wet dreams.

2957
02:00:16,160 --> 02:00:18,680
That or fucking being on D-Day?

2958
02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:19,520
What's that?

2959
02:00:19,520 --> 02:00:20,720
Being on D-Day.

2960
02:00:20,720 --> 02:00:21,640
That's a male fantasy.

2961
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:22,480
Oh, yeah, yeah, that too.

2962
02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:23,680
Escape rooms are fun though.

2963
02:00:23,680 --> 02:00:25,000
I met up with my buddy from Norway.

2964
02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:26,560
Why would you wanna go to D-Day?

2965
02:00:26,560 --> 02:00:28,640
Dude, everyone wants to be a fucking guy

2966
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:30,200
who charged the fucking beaches at D-Day.

2967
02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:33,000
Like 70% of the people got shot in the face.

2968
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:34,160
Ugh.

2969
02:00:34,160 --> 02:00:37,220
I don't know if, that's something I'm comfortable playing

2970
02:00:37,220 --> 02:00:38,520
like in a video game.

2971
02:00:38,520 --> 02:00:41,720
I don't think I wanna actually truly experience that.

2972
02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,440
Dude, it makes me sick thinking about it.

2973
02:00:43,440 --> 02:00:45,640
It's like, dude, the chances of you making it through

2974
02:00:45,640 --> 02:00:47,520
are like zilch.

2975
02:00:47,520 --> 02:00:52,400
Just the beginning of which Call of Duty was that?

2976
02:00:52,400 --> 02:00:53,520
That was. Call of Duty 3,

2977
02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:54,960
Call of Duty World War II,

2978
02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:57,000
Call of Duty fucking 2. World War II, yeah.

2979
02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:58,080
Call of Duty fucking.

2980
02:00:58,080 --> 02:01:00,160
I think it was Call of Duty 3.

2981
02:01:00,160 --> 02:01:02,840
I think COD 3 was the first one that did it.

2982
02:01:02,840 --> 02:01:03,680
Yeah, COD 2 was.

2983
02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:04,520
On 360.

2984
02:01:04,520 --> 02:01:06,320
COD 2 was, but it wasn't the first mission.

2985
02:01:06,320 --> 02:01:07,880
It was like the fourth or fifth mission.

2986
02:01:07,880 --> 02:01:10,240
Whichever one, it's like the very first mission.

2987
02:01:10,240 --> 02:01:12,800
The newer one that came out was World War II.

2988
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:13,800
Yeah, exactly. But it was like that.

2989
02:01:13,800 --> 02:01:14,800
That was pretty cool too

2990
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:17,160
because you fucking hop off the boat

2991
02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:18,520
and your friend gets fucking blown away

2992
02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:19,680
by a fucking sniper round

2993
02:01:19,680 --> 02:01:21,280
before you even get off the fucking boat.

2994
02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:22,440
Yeah, because you're not,

2995
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:24,240
when they were getting off those ships,

2996
02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:27,560
they had clear lines of sight on everybody.

2997
02:01:27,560 --> 02:01:29,360
You just had to hope that they were

2998
02:01:29,360 --> 02:01:31,400
lighting other people up

2999
02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:32,520
because they could hit you.

3000
02:01:32,520 --> 02:01:34,480
There was no cover on that beach.

3001
02:01:34,480 --> 02:01:36,000
There were some, I think.

3002
02:01:36,000 --> 02:01:38,680
They had the fucking cross things.

3003
02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:39,880
Those tank stopper things.

3004
02:01:39,880 --> 02:01:41,480
Yeah, they were the anti-tank things.

3005
02:01:41,480 --> 02:01:42,860
The only cover there was

3006
02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:46,200
was the mortars that were created by both sides

3007
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:47,780
when we showed up there though.

3008
02:01:47,780 --> 02:01:48,900
So you're just hiding in those.

3009
02:01:48,900 --> 02:01:51,120
And even then, they're shooting down on you

3010
02:01:51,120 --> 02:01:53,420
so they can still probably see you.

3011
02:01:53,420 --> 02:01:54,260
I would want to be like the third wave.

3012
02:01:54,260 --> 02:01:56,320
It was a beeline and you hope you,

3013
02:01:56,320 --> 02:01:58,320
it's like you're a fucking sperm.

3014
02:01:58,320 --> 02:01:59,160
You're just hoping you make it.

3015
02:01:59,160 --> 02:02:00,320
That's exactly what it is.

3016
02:02:00,320 --> 02:02:01,160
Yeah, dude.

3017
02:02:01,160 --> 02:02:02,480
Dude, I wish I was like the third line.

3018
02:02:02,480 --> 02:02:03,320
It's dumb luck.

3019
02:02:03,320 --> 02:02:04,620
That went in.

3020
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:06,900
So they got the fucking,

3021
02:02:06,900 --> 02:02:08,400
most of their bullets ran out.

3022
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:10,280
So I like the third line, you're like.

3023
02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:15,280
That was, Normandy is in France, right?

3024
02:02:15,500 --> 02:02:16,340
Yeah.

3025
02:02:16,340 --> 02:02:17,180
The Clish of Normandy, yeah.

3026
02:02:17,180 --> 02:02:18,020
It's like the edge of France.

3027
02:02:18,020 --> 02:02:19,220
And that was the Nazis, right?

3028
02:02:19,220 --> 02:02:20,620
The Nazis helped it, yeah.

3029
02:02:20,620 --> 02:02:21,780
Damn.

3030
02:02:21,780 --> 02:02:25,860
And the US, the English, and the Canadians.

3031
02:02:25,860 --> 02:02:27,380
There was a lot of island hopping

3032
02:02:27,380 --> 02:02:30,460
that went very similar to Normandy though,

3033
02:02:30,460 --> 02:02:32,020
in World War II on the Pacific front.

3034
02:02:32,020 --> 02:02:32,860
It was only.

3035
02:02:32,860 --> 02:02:33,680
Like Uwo Jima.

3036
02:02:33,680 --> 02:02:35,780
It was only fucking US soldiers for that too.

3037
02:02:35,780 --> 02:02:36,620
It was only.

3038
02:02:36,620 --> 02:02:38,740
Yeah, it was US versus Japanese straight up.

3039
02:02:38,740 --> 02:02:39,740
Yeah.

3040
02:02:39,740 --> 02:02:40,580
Damn.

3041
02:02:40,580 --> 02:02:42,940
That was more towards the end, but.

3042
02:02:42,940 --> 02:02:44,420
Uwo Jima was a fucking meat grinder.

3043
02:02:44,420 --> 02:02:45,860
Yeah, that was a fucking.

3044
02:02:45,860 --> 02:02:48,180
That was like the one of the last islands they had,

3045
02:02:48,180 --> 02:02:50,660
and they just got so fucking dug in

3046
02:02:50,660 --> 02:02:52,780
to like this three mile long island,

3047
02:02:52,780 --> 02:02:55,260
and it took way more of us than it should have

3048
02:02:55,260 --> 02:02:56,100
to fucking know what they were doing.

3049
02:02:56,100 --> 02:02:56,920
Same thing with Midway.

3050
02:02:56,920 --> 02:02:58,700
Midway was a fucking meat grinder too.

3051
02:02:58,700 --> 02:02:59,540
Yeah.

3052
02:02:59,540 --> 02:03:00,460
Dude, that's crazy.

3053
02:03:00,460 --> 02:03:02,900
Like I was looking at the map on,

3054
02:03:02,900 --> 02:03:04,300
sorry, I don't mean to cut you off.

3055
02:03:04,300 --> 02:03:05,300
The two fucking Japanese.

3056
02:03:05,300 --> 02:03:06,940
Remind me of Midway to come back to that.

3057
02:03:06,940 --> 02:03:08,940
The Japanese were way more brutal

3058
02:03:08,940 --> 02:03:10,740
than people fucking remember.

3059
02:03:10,740 --> 02:03:11,580
Yeah.

3060
02:03:11,580 --> 02:03:13,020
The Japanese were fucked, dude.

3061
02:03:13,020 --> 02:03:15,120
Like everybody's like, the Nazis were like,

3062
02:03:15,120 --> 02:03:16,900
they'd say, you guys gotta research

3063
02:03:16,900 --> 02:03:18,180
what the fucking Japanese did.

3064
02:03:18,180 --> 02:03:20,460
They fucking, like when they captured American prisoners,

3065
02:03:20,460 --> 02:03:22,940
they had crucified them on makeshift crosses and shit.

3066
02:03:22,940 --> 02:03:24,780
Well, as soon as the war was over,

3067
02:03:24,780 --> 02:03:27,500
they kind of like detested even what they did.

3068
02:03:27,500 --> 02:03:29,340
Like they admitted they kind of fucked up.

3069
02:03:29,340 --> 02:03:30,180
Some of them were fucking Germans,

3070
02:03:30,180 --> 02:03:31,900
but we still fucking hold them accountable.

3071
02:03:31,900 --> 02:03:34,340
Because a lot of the people in Japan

3072
02:03:34,340 --> 02:03:35,700
were scared of the government,

3073
02:03:35,700 --> 02:03:37,220
so they kind of did this stuff.

3074
02:03:37,220 --> 02:03:39,900
But they did fucked up shit to,

3075
02:03:39,900 --> 02:03:41,740
pretty much just Americans.

3076
02:03:41,740 --> 02:03:43,420
Nazis weren't that bad.

3077
02:03:43,420 --> 02:03:44,260
Okay.

3078
02:03:44,260 --> 02:03:45,300
All right.

3079
02:03:45,300 --> 02:03:47,380
Speaking of Nazis, I talked about this.

3080
02:03:47,380 --> 02:03:49,740
I'm just, for the record, that's a joke.

3081
02:03:49,740 --> 02:03:50,580
We're good.

3082
02:03:50,580 --> 02:03:52,620
Speaking of the Germans,

3083
02:03:52,620 --> 02:03:56,080
this was a Nazi propaganda piece, Santa.

3084
02:03:56,080 --> 02:03:56,920
Really?

3085
02:03:56,920 --> 02:03:58,940
Yep, I talked about it earlier when you weren't here.

3086
02:03:58,940 --> 02:04:00,380
Huh, I'll have to listen.

3087
02:04:00,380 --> 02:04:02,340
You'll have to listen to that, but yeah, it's good.

3088
02:04:02,340 --> 02:04:03,180
Damn.

3089
02:04:03,180 --> 02:04:06,100
But yeah, like the Germans were fucked,

3090
02:04:06,100 --> 02:04:08,140
but the Japanese were also just as fucked,

3091
02:04:08,140 --> 02:04:10,500
but we didn't fucking hammer them

3092
02:04:10,500 --> 02:04:11,700
as much as the fucking Germans,

3093
02:04:11,700 --> 02:04:13,860
because the Germans had death factories.

3094
02:04:13,860 --> 02:04:16,140
The Japanese really didn't.

3095
02:04:16,140 --> 02:04:16,980
Well.

3096
02:04:16,980 --> 02:04:17,800
But they did fucked up shit.

3097
02:04:17,800 --> 02:04:19,060
There's more in the way that they fought.

3098
02:04:19,060 --> 02:04:19,900
Yeah.

3099
02:04:19,900 --> 02:04:22,820
Like they cut dicks off of people

3100
02:04:22,820 --> 02:04:25,020
and put them in boxes and send them to American troops.

3101
02:04:25,020 --> 02:04:28,540
Yeah, you don't want to be a fucking Japanese POW.

3102
02:04:28,540 --> 02:04:30,980
Well, an American POW.

3103
02:04:30,980 --> 02:04:31,820
For Japan.

3104
02:04:31,820 --> 02:04:34,540
For Japan, that's a tough deal you got there.

3105
02:04:34,540 --> 02:04:37,140
Yeah, that's like, Elon Musk was talking about that,

3106
02:04:37,140 --> 02:04:41,140
and he was talking about how people bash America, right,

3107
02:04:41,140 --> 02:04:44,140
for all their like, invading other, yeah.

3108
02:04:44,140 --> 02:04:48,060
But he's like, the Americans are actually really good,

3109
02:04:49,620 --> 02:04:51,080
compared to other countries.

3110
02:04:51,080 --> 02:04:52,020
We're pretty chill.

3111
02:04:52,020 --> 02:04:55,900
He was saying like, if you were a Nazi and-

3112
02:04:55,900 --> 02:04:58,420
We captured you, we would still treat you like a human.

3113
02:04:58,420 --> 02:04:59,900
Yeah, he's saying like, if the Russians were coming.

3114
02:04:59,900 --> 02:05:03,100
Yeah, they ran NASA for the reason we made to the moon,

3115
02:05:03,100 --> 02:05:04,380
but that's true.

3116
02:05:04,380 --> 02:05:05,660
What are you saying, like the Russians are coming

3117
02:05:05,660 --> 02:05:07,740
from one side, the Americans are coming from the other,

3118
02:05:07,740 --> 02:05:08,780
and you're a Nazi soldier.

3119
02:05:08,780 --> 02:05:10,020
You want to surrender to the Americans.

3120
02:05:10,020 --> 02:05:11,980
You want to be with the Americans,

3121
02:05:11,980 --> 02:05:12,820
because the Russians are gonna-

3122
02:05:12,820 --> 02:05:14,220
The Russians just put a bullet in you.

3123
02:05:14,220 --> 02:05:16,340
They're gonna fucking, they're just, ugh.

3124
02:05:16,340 --> 02:05:18,620
We're not gonna, yeah, we're not gonna fucking kill you

3125
02:05:18,620 --> 02:05:22,220
or try to sew you to another person.

3126
02:05:22,220 --> 02:05:23,060
Dude, I think that-

3127
02:05:23,060 --> 02:05:24,220
Fucking concentration camps.

3128
02:05:24,220 --> 02:05:28,200
I think that comes from the non-homogenization

3129
02:05:28,200 --> 02:05:29,660
of the United States,

3130
02:05:29,660 --> 02:05:31,340
because like, Russians are homogenized,

3131
02:05:31,340 --> 02:05:33,180
they're all basically from the same,

3132
02:05:33,180 --> 02:05:35,780
not all of them, but mostly,

3133
02:05:35,780 --> 02:05:39,340
like they're from the same ancestry, right?

3134
02:05:39,340 --> 02:05:41,860
But in the United States, we're made up of everybody.

3135
02:05:41,860 --> 02:05:44,500
We have a little piece of everybody in the world,

3136
02:05:44,500 --> 02:05:46,180
and I think that's what makes like,

3137
02:05:46,180 --> 02:05:47,780
that's why America's on top.

3138
02:05:47,780 --> 02:05:49,900
Let me be honest with you, we just have the best,

3139
02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:51,780
I know we've talked about this before,

3140
02:05:51,780 --> 02:05:54,500
but we really have the best of everybody.

3141
02:05:54,500 --> 02:05:55,940
We have the best of what's around.

3142
02:05:55,940 --> 02:05:57,260
We also have the worst though.

3143
02:05:57,260 --> 02:05:59,100
You mean like in terms of bio-diversity.

3144
02:05:59,100 --> 02:06:00,700
We also have the one in 10.

3145
02:06:00,700 --> 02:06:01,540
We do.

3146
02:06:01,540 --> 02:06:02,420
You mean like-

3147
02:06:02,420 --> 02:06:03,660
I think it's getting higher.

3148
02:06:03,660 --> 02:06:06,180
I think it's more like two or three in 10.

3149
02:06:06,180 --> 02:06:09,340
Do you mean like we have the most bio-diversity?

3150
02:06:09,340 --> 02:06:11,100
Yeah, so this kind of gets into eugenics,

3151
02:06:11,100 --> 02:06:13,380
but you know, every nation-

3152
02:06:13,380 --> 02:06:15,580
You know, every good conversation gets into eugenics.

3153
02:06:15,580 --> 02:06:16,860
It does.

3154
02:06:16,860 --> 02:06:18,820
Like every nation survived

3155
02:06:18,820 --> 02:06:22,100
because they had some special thing about them, right?

3156
02:06:22,100 --> 02:06:25,180
All the other ones died off, like every other race, right?

3157
02:06:25,180 --> 02:06:29,420
So we opened our borders to everybody from around the world.

3158
02:06:29,420 --> 02:06:31,900
And like how many countries have done that?

3159
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:34,340
It's usually like they just want to stick to themselves.

3160
02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,860
And because we did that,

3161
02:06:35,860 --> 02:06:40,860
I doubt that the United States will never be the world power.

3162
02:06:40,940 --> 02:06:43,740
Like I doubt that there's a point in history

3163
02:06:43,740 --> 02:06:47,180
where a homogenized country is going to be a world power.

3164
02:06:47,180 --> 02:06:48,220
God damn, Dan.

3165
02:06:48,220 --> 02:06:49,780
We need all four of us here

3166
02:06:49,780 --> 02:06:51,540
because we fucking like bounce off each other

3167
02:06:51,540 --> 02:06:52,780
when we're all four here.

3168
02:06:52,780 --> 02:06:55,380
When one of us is missing, things don't work.

3169
02:06:55,380 --> 02:06:57,660
The dynamic falls apart.

3170
02:06:58,780 --> 02:07:00,020
Well, I'm glad I can help.

3171
02:07:00,020 --> 02:07:05,020
We stay on the Christmas special podcast.

3172
02:07:05,020 --> 02:07:07,620
Let's get down to it folks.

3173
02:07:07,620 --> 02:07:09,140
Oh shit.

3174
02:07:11,140 --> 02:07:13,260
Gotta get the cookies off here.

3175
02:07:13,260 --> 02:07:14,500
We went over the ground rules.

3176
02:07:14,500 --> 02:07:16,700
See it got you ground rules.

3177
02:07:18,460 --> 02:07:20,660
Casey is talking during the question.

3178
02:07:20,660 --> 02:07:23,780
If you know the question before it's before he finishes talking,

3179
02:07:24,740 --> 02:07:28,020
you can buzz in, but he can't finish the rest of the question.

3180
02:07:28,020 --> 02:07:31,580
Until you either get a question right or wrong.

3181
02:07:31,580 --> 02:07:32,820
If you get it wrong,

3182
02:07:32,820 --> 02:07:34,740
then he can finish the question and then you can.

3183
02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:38,860
So if you buzz in while he's talking, he stops talking.

3184
02:07:38,860 --> 02:07:39,340
Yeah.

3185
02:07:39,340 --> 02:07:41,540
And Casey, are we going to do it where you lose money?

3186
02:07:41,540 --> 02:07:44,340
If you lose money, if we're incorrect, right?

3187
02:07:44,340 --> 02:07:44,940
Oh, yeah.

3188
02:07:44,940 --> 02:07:46,100
OK.

3189
02:07:46,100 --> 02:07:49,820
Well, I need a little slack on this bitch.

3190
02:07:49,820 --> 02:07:52,860
Welcome back to Jeopardy on the Christmas special.

3191
02:07:52,860 --> 02:07:55,180
That's your 10 time winner, Tyler.

3192
02:07:55,180 --> 02:07:57,060
Yo!

3193
02:07:57,060 --> 02:08:01,740
Four time winner, Dan, the vitamin man.

3194
02:08:01,740 --> 02:08:04,740
And one time winner.

3195
02:08:04,740 --> 02:08:06,340
Yeah, baby.

3196
02:08:06,340 --> 02:08:08,980
That ain't a fucking goose egg anymore.

3197
02:08:08,980 --> 02:08:10,820
The Uno, Aliomac.

3198
02:08:10,820 --> 02:08:13,060
The Uno.

3199
02:08:13,060 --> 02:08:16,820
Even though I'm playing his numero doso with the buzzer.

3200
02:08:16,820 --> 02:08:17,340
Guess what?

3201
02:08:17,340 --> 02:08:18,780
I'm number one. Dan should have number two.

3202
02:08:18,780 --> 02:08:20,700
What is nitrogen?

3203
02:08:22,740 --> 02:08:26,140
That's my that's my pre Jeopardy guess at a question.

3204
02:08:26,140 --> 02:08:27,060
Nitrogen?

3205
02:08:27,060 --> 02:08:28,060
What is nitrogen?

3206
02:08:28,060 --> 02:08:30,540
All right.

3207
02:08:30,540 --> 02:08:33,020
All right.

3208
02:08:33,020 --> 02:08:34,500
Categories today.

3209
02:08:34,500 --> 02:08:36,580
You got new yay, new me.

3210
02:08:39,100 --> 02:08:40,980
Food.

3211
02:08:40,980 --> 02:08:42,020
RX.

3212
02:08:42,020 --> 02:08:43,660
What's RX?

3213
02:08:43,660 --> 02:08:48,700
Um, you about to tell me the generic name or the brand name

3214
02:08:48,700 --> 02:08:50,220
of the generic drug.

3215
02:08:52,660 --> 02:08:53,820
Christmas films.

3216
02:08:53,820 --> 02:08:57,420
What is Pavex?

3217
02:08:57,420 --> 02:08:58,740
Christmas films.

3218
02:08:58,740 --> 02:09:00,180
Battles of history.

3219
02:09:00,180 --> 02:09:02,700
Oh, that's from Tyler.

3220
02:09:02,700 --> 02:09:03,220
All right.

3221
02:09:03,220 --> 02:09:05,220
I guess I go first.

3222
02:09:05,220 --> 02:09:06,420
Let's do Tyler's.

3223
02:09:06,420 --> 02:09:08,780
God, I'm so nervous with these fucking battles.

3224
02:09:08,780 --> 02:09:10,500
I know.

3225
02:09:10,500 --> 02:09:12,020
I'm sitting here shaking.

3226
02:09:12,020 --> 02:09:13,740
Battles.

3227
02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:17,540
The last major German offensive campaign of World War II.

3228
02:09:20,140 --> 02:09:22,060
I'm not sure enough to buzz in.

3229
02:09:22,060 --> 02:09:23,460
What the fuck?

3230
02:09:23,460 --> 02:09:30,940
Do this make this just took away the mayhem because we all be shouting answers.

3231
02:09:30,940 --> 02:09:32,460
We don't know.

3232
02:09:32,460 --> 02:09:32,980
Say it again.

3233
02:09:32,980 --> 02:09:34,260
Oh, shit.

3234
02:09:34,260 --> 02:09:39,380
The last offensive campaign of Tyler buzzed in.

3235
02:09:39,380 --> 02:09:40,140
Yeah.

3236
02:09:40,140 --> 02:09:42,380
What is the battle of Stalingrad?

3237
02:09:42,380 --> 02:09:48,740
Oh, oh, shit.

3238
02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:49,340
Shit.

3239
02:09:49,340 --> 02:09:52,340
There's a risk now.

3240
02:09:52,340 --> 02:09:56,420
Anyone now something with Berlin?

3241
02:09:56,420 --> 02:09:58,100
What is I don't know.

3242
02:09:58,100 --> 02:10:00,100
I'll be the battle of the bulls.

3243
02:10:00,100 --> 02:10:04,100
Ah, Tyler's big battles again.

3244
02:10:04,100 --> 02:10:06,660
You were right with a goal.

3245
02:10:06,660 --> 02:10:12,340
The largest battle fought in North America was battle Gettysburg.

3246
02:10:12,340 --> 02:10:13,540
Oh, correct.

3247
02:10:13,540 --> 02:10:15,380
That was a question before.

3248
02:10:15,380 --> 02:10:16,660
I wasn't should have gotten.

3249
02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:18,700
No, that was not the same question.

3250
02:10:18,700 --> 02:10:21,860
What was the question last?

3251
02:10:21,860 --> 02:10:25,860
The question was the bloodiest battle of the Civil War.

3252
02:10:25,860 --> 02:10:27,060
Oh, yeah.

3253
02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:28,660
All right, we'll do battles again.

3254
02:10:28,660 --> 02:10:29,860
600.

3255
02:10:29,860 --> 02:10:35,260
The American Revolutionary War battle for control of Albany, New York.

3256
02:10:35,260 --> 02:10:36,580
Tyler.

3257
02:10:36,580 --> 02:10:37,340
Oh, yeah.

3258
02:10:37,340 --> 02:10:39,780
God damn it.

3259
02:10:41,020 --> 02:10:42,260
I'm not knocking myself.

3260
02:10:42,260 --> 02:10:44,580
I don't know battles.

3261
02:10:44,820 --> 02:10:46,020
Battles.

3262
02:10:46,020 --> 02:10:49,300
I don't know about this shit.

3263
02:10:49,300 --> 02:10:50,140
Yeah, I said that.

3264
02:10:50,140 --> 02:10:55,460
Oh, major air battle between the US and Japan.

3265
02:10:55,460 --> 02:10:58,140
Ah, what is the battle midway?

3266
02:10:58,140 --> 02:11:00,260
Oh, yeah.

3267
02:11:00,260 --> 02:11:02,740
We were just talking about that.

3268
02:11:02,740 --> 02:11:04,300
I was like, it is the battle of Midway,

3269
02:11:04,300 --> 02:11:06,820
but I didn't want to fucking lose my points, man.

3270
02:11:06,820 --> 02:11:08,020
Fuck me.

3271
02:11:08,020 --> 02:11:09,220
I knew that too.

3272
02:11:09,220 --> 02:11:10,020
Hold on.

3273
02:11:10,020 --> 02:11:12,020
I got to talk.

3274
02:11:14,580 --> 02:11:18,060
Dan's whispering something down.

3275
02:11:18,060 --> 02:11:19,740
I don't know why.

3276
02:11:19,740 --> 02:11:20,740
Let me talk about that.

3277
02:11:20,740 --> 02:11:23,980
You can't do that.

3278
02:11:23,980 --> 02:11:25,980
No, no, because if you hit it, it wasn't.

3279
02:11:25,980 --> 02:11:27,020
Yeah, then he'll say it.

3280
02:11:27,020 --> 02:11:29,660
We would just lose money if we did that.

3281
02:11:29,660 --> 02:11:30,260
How much?

3282
02:11:30,260 --> 02:11:31,380
It might be worth it.

3283
02:11:31,380 --> 02:11:32,460
You could lose 200.

3284
02:11:32,460 --> 02:11:33,140
You could lose up to 200.

3285
02:11:33,140 --> 02:11:35,100
But he still asked the question afterwards.

3286
02:11:35,100 --> 02:11:36,340
What are you guys doing?

3287
02:11:36,340 --> 02:11:39,340
Oh, nothing.

3288
02:11:39,340 --> 02:11:40,020
Dan's pick.

3289
02:11:40,020 --> 02:11:40,900
Never mind.

3290
02:11:40,900 --> 02:11:42,220
I thought I had something.

3291
02:11:42,220 --> 02:11:43,220
I think you did.

3292
02:11:43,220 --> 02:11:43,740
No, yeah.

3293
02:11:43,740 --> 02:11:44,620
Dan's pick.

3294
02:11:44,620 --> 02:11:46,060
Yeah, Dan's pick.

3295
02:11:46,060 --> 02:11:48,340
Let's do, well, let me see.

3296
02:11:48,340 --> 02:11:52,380
What was the category that battles in history?

3297
02:11:52,380 --> 02:11:53,780
What was the other category?

3298
02:11:53,780 --> 02:11:56,100
New Yay, New Me, Food.

3299
02:11:56,100 --> 02:11:56,620
Food.

3300
02:11:56,620 --> 02:11:57,860
Let's do food.

3301
02:11:57,860 --> 02:11:58,500
No, RX.

3302
02:11:58,500 --> 02:11:59,780
Do the RX.

3303
02:11:59,780 --> 02:12:01,580
RX.

3304
02:12:01,580 --> 02:12:03,980
Tell me what the trade name of this drug is.

3305
02:12:03,980 --> 02:12:07,020
Paracetamol.

3306
02:12:07,020 --> 02:12:08,740
No, don't know it.

3307
02:12:11,740 --> 02:12:14,020
It'd be Tylenol.

3308
02:12:14,020 --> 02:12:15,100
What?

3309
02:12:15,100 --> 02:12:16,260
Yeah, that's a C.

3310
02:12:16,260 --> 02:12:16,980
Yeah, it's a C.

3311
02:12:16,980 --> 02:12:21,940
Wait a minute, but if the classic doctor way of saying it's paracetamol.

3312
02:12:21,940 --> 02:12:22,900
Never heard of it.

3313
02:12:22,900 --> 02:12:24,060
Yeah, never heard of it.

3314
02:12:24,060 --> 02:12:25,060
Never.

3315
02:12:25,060 --> 02:12:31,580
I mean, I would have fucking been all over that Dan picks for the dance big for that.

3316
02:12:31,580 --> 02:12:33,340
Let's do RX again.

3317
02:12:33,340 --> 02:12:37,020
400 hydro morphone.

3318
02:12:39,020 --> 02:12:40,220
Oh, fuck.

3319
02:12:40,220 --> 02:12:42,220
Dan.

3320
02:12:42,220 --> 02:12:49,260
Hydro morphone is, oh, wait, so I got to give you the trade name.

3321
02:12:49,260 --> 02:12:50,060
Yeah.

3322
02:12:50,060 --> 02:12:51,260
What is Oxycod?

3323
02:12:51,260 --> 02:12:52,460
I don't know.

3324
02:12:52,460 --> 02:12:53,180
Fuck.

3325
02:12:53,180 --> 02:12:57,380
I think I know what it is, but I'm not confident enough to buzz in.

3326
02:12:57,380 --> 02:13:01,860
Also, if you get to, if you lead into Final Jeopardy with negative points, you don't get

3327
02:13:01,860 --> 02:13:02,140
to do final Jeopardy.

3328
02:13:02,140 --> 02:13:04,580
What is methadone?

3329
02:13:05,740 --> 02:13:06,700
You have to buzz in.

3330
02:13:06,700 --> 02:13:08,100
Also, you just lost.

3331
02:13:08,100 --> 02:13:09,060
No, I didn't buzz in.

3332
02:13:09,060 --> 02:13:10,140
Yeah, I buzzed in.

3333
02:13:10,140 --> 02:13:11,900
But you lost points, bro.

3334
02:13:11,900 --> 02:13:12,300
Why?

3335
02:13:12,300 --> 02:13:13,500
No, he already.

3336
02:13:13,500 --> 02:13:14,820
He already lost points.

3337
02:13:14,820 --> 02:13:15,620
I can't.

3338
02:13:15,620 --> 02:13:17,220
You can't lose it again.

3339
02:13:17,220 --> 02:13:17,980
If it was right.

3340
02:13:17,980 --> 02:13:18,260
He did it.

3341
02:13:18,260 --> 02:13:19,580
Yeah, he was just guessing now.

3342
02:13:19,580 --> 02:13:25,540
If it was correct and he said it was correct, I mean, maybe you weren't going to hold me.

3343
02:13:25,540 --> 02:13:26,140
I don't know.

3344
02:13:26,140 --> 02:13:27,020
I can't lose points.

3345
02:13:27,020 --> 02:13:28,580
I'm guessing you'll take a shot.

3346
02:13:28,580 --> 02:13:32,540
I can't get tracidone, but I don't want to fucking beep beep beep beep.

3347
02:13:32,540 --> 02:13:33,660
So you're not going to take a shot?

3348
02:13:33,660 --> 02:13:34,700
I'm not going to take a shot.

3349
02:13:34,700 --> 02:13:35,780
I'll be delotted.

3350
02:13:35,780 --> 02:13:36,500
Oh, thank God.

3351
02:13:36,500 --> 02:13:37,020
Fuck.

3352
02:13:37,020 --> 02:13:38,060
I don't even.

3353
02:13:38,060 --> 02:13:38,540
Dan's pick.

3354
02:13:38,540 --> 02:13:39,860
That was a question before, too.

3355
02:13:39,860 --> 02:13:41,860
We're running low on questions here.

3356
02:13:41,860 --> 02:13:43,260
Let's do this RX one.

3357
02:13:43,260 --> 02:13:44,620
That was not a question.

3358
02:13:44,620 --> 02:13:46,100
It definitely was.

3359
02:13:46,100 --> 02:13:47,980
I'm going to find the episode.

3360
02:13:47,980 --> 02:13:49,460
I'm going to come back.

3361
02:13:49,460 --> 02:13:51,900
I'm going to show you that we're recycling questions here.

3362
02:13:51,900 --> 02:13:52,820
Oh, shit.

3363
02:13:52,820 --> 02:13:54,340
Kumadin.

3364
02:13:54,340 --> 02:13:55,700
What is it?

3365
02:13:55,700 --> 02:13:56,180
Number two.

3366
02:13:56,180 --> 02:13:57,300
Dan.

3367
02:13:57,300 --> 02:13:57,940
Me?

3368
02:13:57,940 --> 02:13:59,820
No, it's Ali-Man.

3369
02:13:59,820 --> 02:14:00,540
That is me.

3370
02:14:00,540 --> 02:14:02,700
I know it.

3371
02:14:02,700 --> 02:14:04,260
What is Warfarin?

3372
02:14:04,260 --> 02:14:04,980
God damn it.

3373
02:14:07,340 --> 02:14:07,900
Yeah.

3374
02:14:07,900 --> 02:14:10,980
I just pressed it because I knew it, but I'm like, wait a minute.

3375
02:14:10,980 --> 02:14:12,460
What number am I?

3376
02:14:12,460 --> 02:14:13,420
Oh, three.

3377
02:14:13,420 --> 02:14:16,500
We'll go RX.

3378
02:14:16,500 --> 02:14:18,060
For 800.

3379
02:14:18,060 --> 02:14:19,420
Cyclobenzaprene.

3380
02:14:19,420 --> 02:14:20,500
I don't fucking know.

3381
02:14:23,180 --> 02:14:25,900
I suck at medications.

3382
02:14:25,900 --> 02:14:27,740
No.

3383
02:14:27,740 --> 02:14:28,700
I got nothing.

3384
02:14:28,700 --> 02:14:29,420
What's the scores?

3385
02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:33,820
Answer the question.

3386
02:14:33,820 --> 02:14:35,180
No.

3387
02:14:35,180 --> 02:14:36,300
Is it Benadryl?

3388
02:14:36,300 --> 02:14:38,540
Flexeril.

3389
02:14:38,540 --> 02:14:41,940
Oh, fuck. I did know that.

3390
02:14:41,940 --> 02:14:44,500
I never.

3391
02:14:44,500 --> 02:14:45,820
Do we still got more RX?

3392
02:14:45,820 --> 02:14:46,380
Yeah.

3393
02:14:46,380 --> 02:14:47,300
Yeah, we'll go again.

3394
02:14:47,300 --> 02:14:47,860
1000.

3395
02:14:47,860 --> 02:14:48,620
Fluoxetine.

3396
02:14:51,180 --> 02:14:54,100
Dude, I don't fucking know, man.

3397
02:14:54,100 --> 02:14:55,500
Oh, fuck.

3398
02:14:55,500 --> 02:14:57,580
You have to buzz in if you're going to do it.

3399
02:14:57,580 --> 02:14:58,860
God damn it.

3400
02:14:58,860 --> 02:14:59,340
I know it.

3401
02:14:59,340 --> 02:14:59,940
I know.

3402
02:14:59,940 --> 02:15:02,180
Fuck.

3403
02:15:02,180 --> 02:15:03,740
See how less chaotic this is?

3404
02:15:03,740 --> 02:15:04,500
Yeah, it is.

3405
02:15:04,500 --> 02:15:05,340
What is this?

3406
02:15:05,340 --> 02:15:05,860
What is this?

3407
02:15:05,860 --> 02:15:06,460
What is this?

3408
02:15:06,460 --> 02:15:07,060
What is this?

3409
02:15:07,060 --> 02:15:08,420
What is this?

3410
02:15:08,420 --> 02:15:09,860
No.

3411
02:15:09,860 --> 02:15:11,140
Prozac.

3412
02:15:11,140 --> 02:15:11,780
Oh, god.

3413
02:15:11,780 --> 02:15:13,260
I should have known that.

3414
02:15:13,260 --> 02:15:13,900
Alimax.

3415
02:15:13,900 --> 02:15:14,540
Dude.

3416
02:15:14,540 --> 02:15:15,020
Wow.

3417
02:15:15,020 --> 02:15:16,100
RX?

3418
02:15:16,100 --> 02:15:17,300
No.

3419
02:15:17,300 --> 02:15:18,820
No.

3420
02:15:18,820 --> 02:15:20,460
New Yay, New Me.

3421
02:15:20,460 --> 02:15:21,540
Food.

3422
02:15:21,540 --> 02:15:22,460
Christmas films.

3423
02:15:22,460 --> 02:15:24,020
Battles of history.

3424
02:15:24,020 --> 02:15:24,940
Potent portable.

3425
02:15:24,940 --> 02:15:27,500
Let's do New Yay, New Me.

3426
02:15:27,500 --> 02:15:28,580
200.

3427
02:15:28,580 --> 02:15:31,900
Kanye is from this US city.

3428
02:15:31,900 --> 02:15:34,340
What is Chicago?

3429
02:15:34,340 --> 02:15:35,220
Motherfucker.

3430
02:15:35,220 --> 02:15:38,060
Chicago.

3431
02:15:38,060 --> 02:15:39,740
Wait, what?

3432
02:15:39,740 --> 02:15:42,100
No, he's definitely from Chicago.

3433
02:15:42,100 --> 02:15:44,300
That's what I was going to go with, too.

3434
02:15:44,300 --> 02:15:45,500
He's definitely from Chicago.

3435
02:15:45,500 --> 02:15:47,780
He's fucking Chottown, bro.

3436
02:15:47,780 --> 02:15:49,460
No, he's definitely from fucking Chicago.

3437
02:15:49,460 --> 02:15:50,300
No, he's fucking Chottown.

3438
02:15:50,300 --> 02:15:50,540
Yeah.

3439
02:15:50,540 --> 02:15:52,580
I'm going to look this up, dude.

3440
02:15:52,580 --> 02:15:53,340
That's bullshit.

3441
02:15:53,340 --> 02:15:56,220
He's definitely from Chicago.

3442
02:15:56,220 --> 02:15:57,820
Anyone else?

3443
02:15:57,820 --> 02:15:58,940
I'm not going.

3444
02:15:58,940 --> 02:16:00,380
Fuck no.

3445
02:16:00,380 --> 02:16:02,180
I was going to answer with Chicago.

3446
02:16:02,180 --> 02:16:06,660
All he's talking about is Chottown and every fucking.

3447
02:16:06,660 --> 02:16:08,900
No fucking way.

3448
02:16:08,900 --> 02:16:10,900
Really.

3449
02:16:10,900 --> 02:16:12,020
It'd be Atlanta.

3450
02:16:12,020 --> 02:16:13,580
Are you fucking kidding me?

3451
02:16:13,580 --> 02:16:16,100
Because he was born in Atlanta.

3452
02:16:16,100 --> 02:16:17,620
Wow.

3453
02:16:17,620 --> 02:16:20,420
That fucking blew my mind.

3454
02:16:20,420 --> 02:16:21,940
It was Chicago, everything.

3455
02:16:21,940 --> 02:16:24,220
He talks about Chicago all the time.

3456
02:16:24,220 --> 02:16:25,580
Wow.

3457
02:16:25,580 --> 02:16:27,020
That's nuts.

3458
02:16:27,020 --> 02:16:28,260
What's the score?

3459
02:16:28,260 --> 02:16:30,620
I think it's mine because Tyler.

3460
02:16:30,620 --> 02:16:31,380
What's the scores?

3461
02:16:31,380 --> 02:16:32,380
Can you tell me?

3462
02:16:32,380 --> 02:16:34,220
Tyler's got 600.

3463
02:16:34,220 --> 02:16:35,820
Ali Max got 600.

3464
02:16:35,820 --> 02:16:37,300
Dan's got 400.

3465
02:16:37,300 --> 02:16:38,940
Damn.

3466
02:16:38,940 --> 02:16:41,060
This is getting tight, bro.

3467
02:16:41,060 --> 02:16:42,500
This is getting tight.

3468
02:16:42,500 --> 02:16:45,700
I think it's my pick because Tyler did not get that.

3469
02:16:45,700 --> 02:16:48,100
Look how new Ye knew me again.

3470
02:16:48,100 --> 02:16:49,220
400.

3471
02:16:49,220 --> 02:16:54,500
This artist was featured with Ye on the 2005 single Gold Digger.

3472
02:16:54,500 --> 02:16:55,500
What is Jamie Foxx?

3473
02:16:55,500 --> 02:16:57,140
God damn.

3474
02:16:57,140 --> 02:16:59,340
I thought you were going to ask who was his partner

3475
02:16:59,340 --> 02:17:00,780
and watched the throne.

3476
02:17:00,780 --> 02:17:04,420
I almost buzzed in and said Jay-Z beforehand.

3477
02:17:04,420 --> 02:17:06,460
I'm so glad I didn't.

3478
02:17:06,460 --> 02:17:09,540
We'll do battles.

3479
02:17:09,540 --> 02:17:10,540
Battles.

3480
02:17:10,540 --> 02:17:12,100
A thousand.

3481
02:17:12,100 --> 02:17:14,780
This World War II battle is remembered

3482
02:17:14,780 --> 02:17:17,060
by a photograph of three soldiers.

3483
02:17:17,060 --> 02:17:17,860
What is Iwo Jima?

3484
02:17:17,860 --> 02:17:18,460
Yup.

3485
02:17:18,460 --> 02:17:19,100
Yup.

3486
02:17:19,100 --> 02:17:22,300
Raising the American flag.

3487
02:17:22,300 --> 02:17:24,380
We also just talked about that.

3488
02:17:24,380 --> 02:17:27,460
I just don't know why I didn't buzz in earlier.

3489
02:17:27,460 --> 02:17:28,860
Tyler's big.

3490
02:17:28,860 --> 02:17:32,740
So we got Nenya, you me, food, Christmas movies, and what else?

3491
02:17:32,740 --> 02:17:34,260
Yeah, potent potable.

3492
02:17:34,260 --> 02:17:35,940
New Christmas movies.

3493
02:17:35,940 --> 02:17:37,500
200.

3494
02:17:37,500 --> 02:17:39,460
The Griswolds survived the holidays

3495
02:17:39,460 --> 02:17:42,540
with their eccentric father, Ali Matt.

3496
02:17:42,540 --> 02:17:43,700
No, it's not me.

3497
02:17:43,700 --> 02:17:45,980
What is National Lampoon's specification?

3498
02:17:45,980 --> 02:17:47,740
Why am I not buzzing in?

3499
02:17:47,740 --> 02:17:48,580
Like, I know that.

3500
02:17:48,580 --> 02:17:49,220
I know that.

3501
02:17:49,220 --> 02:17:50,620
Why am I not buzzing in?

3502
02:17:50,620 --> 02:17:53,060
As soon as you, I watched the movie two days ago.

3503
02:17:53,060 --> 02:17:54,980
What is Christmas?

3504
02:17:54,980 --> 02:17:57,140
400.

3505
02:17:57,140 --> 02:17:59,540
Ralphie wants a red Ryder beef.

3506
02:17:59,540 --> 02:18:00,940
What is a Christmas story?

3507
02:18:00,940 --> 02:18:02,300
God damn it.

3508
02:18:02,300 --> 02:18:03,820
God damn it.

3509
02:18:03,820 --> 02:18:07,460
What are the Christmas movies?

3510
02:18:07,460 --> 02:18:09,220
For 600.

3511
02:18:09,220 --> 02:18:11,660
I'm going to put it so I got it.

3512
02:18:11,660 --> 02:18:14,420
You got 2600.

3513
02:18:14,420 --> 02:18:17,260
I'll bet 200.

3514
02:18:17,260 --> 02:18:18,940
200.

3515
02:18:18,940 --> 02:18:19,620
The ghosts.

3516
02:18:19,620 --> 02:18:21,980
You guys can't buzz in for this one.

3517
02:18:21,980 --> 02:18:24,500
The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

3518
02:18:24,500 --> 02:18:27,100
What is a Christmas Carol?

3519
02:18:27,100 --> 02:18:29,500
Oh, yeah.

3520
02:18:29,500 --> 02:18:30,220
Christmas movies.

3521
02:18:30,220 --> 02:18:30,820
What the fuck?

3522
02:18:30,820 --> 02:18:33,700
I'm fucking with this, bro.

3523
02:18:33,700 --> 02:18:35,500
Because you're too old to witness.

3524
02:18:35,500 --> 02:18:38,180
I've been watching any of these movies growing up.

3525
02:18:38,180 --> 02:18:38,820
Christmas.

3526
02:18:38,820 --> 02:18:40,100
For 800.

3527
02:18:40,100 --> 02:18:44,620
This holiday film stars Arnold Sifflada.

3528
02:18:44,620 --> 02:18:47,180
What is Jingle All the Way?

3529
02:18:47,180 --> 02:18:47,900
Yes.

3530
02:18:47,900 --> 02:18:49,660
Fucking Jingle All the Way.

3531
02:18:49,660 --> 02:18:52,420
I can't say his name.

3532
02:18:52,420 --> 02:18:53,500
Jingle All the Way.

3533
02:18:53,500 --> 02:18:54,660
That's a good movie.

3534
02:18:54,660 --> 02:18:57,500
Christmas.

3535
02:18:57,500 --> 02:19:01,100
Billy Bob Thornton plays a mall Santa.

3536
02:19:01,100 --> 02:19:04,100
What is Bad Santa?

3537
02:19:04,100 --> 02:19:06,180
Yep.

3538
02:19:06,180 --> 02:19:07,780
He knows it all.

3539
02:19:07,780 --> 02:19:08,820
He knows all the Christmas movies.

3540
02:19:08,820 --> 02:19:11,180
I love Christmas, and I love movies.

3541
02:19:11,180 --> 02:19:12,700
That was my category.

3542
02:19:12,700 --> 02:19:14,340
I love Christmas, and I love movies.

3543
02:19:14,340 --> 02:19:16,260
I guess I don't love Christmas movies.

3544
02:19:16,260 --> 02:19:17,620
I knew National Land Poems.

3545
02:19:17,620 --> 02:19:18,900
That was that.

3546
02:19:18,900 --> 02:19:21,100
Let's do New Yay.

3547
02:19:21,100 --> 02:19:22,500
600.

3548
02:19:22,500 --> 02:19:27,620
In response to this event, Kanye once stated George Bush.

3549
02:19:27,620 --> 02:19:28,380
What is Katrina?

3550
02:19:28,380 --> 02:19:29,340
Hurricane Katrina?

3551
02:19:29,340 --> 02:19:30,620
George Bush is not Katrina.

3552
02:19:30,620 --> 02:19:31,980
No!

3553
02:19:31,980 --> 02:19:33,980
Dan!

3554
02:19:33,980 --> 02:19:36,340
Dan, he's coming back.

3555
02:19:36,340 --> 02:19:38,060
That was for 400, wasn't it?

3556
02:19:38,060 --> 02:19:38,860
It was 600.

3557
02:19:38,860 --> 02:19:40,460
Oh, shit.

3558
02:19:40,460 --> 02:19:41,660
There you fucking go.

3559
02:19:41,660 --> 02:19:44,700
Dan's pick.

3560
02:19:44,700 --> 02:19:47,020
Let's do the yee one.

3561
02:19:47,020 --> 02:19:48,300
800.

3562
02:19:48,300 --> 02:19:52,460
Name of Ye's 2004 debut album.

3563
02:19:52,460 --> 02:19:55,740
Fuck, which one was his debut?

3564
02:19:55,740 --> 02:19:59,140
What is Late Registration?

3565
02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:00,260
No, no.

3566
02:20:00,260 --> 02:20:01,300
What is Through the Wire?

3567
02:20:01,300 --> 02:20:02,020
No!

3568
02:20:02,020 --> 02:20:03,340
Oh, fuck.

3569
02:20:03,340 --> 02:20:04,660
I'm buzzing in again.

3570
02:20:04,660 --> 02:20:06,140
What is College Dropout?

3571
02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:06,860
That's correct.

3572
02:20:06,860 --> 02:20:07,700
God damn it!

3573
02:20:07,700 --> 02:20:09,380
I got my points back, at least.

3574
02:20:09,380 --> 02:20:10,020
Fuck!

3575
02:20:10,020 --> 02:20:10,540
I lost both.

3576
02:20:10,540 --> 02:20:12,020
Why the fuck did I say Late Registration?

3577
02:20:12,020 --> 02:20:14,780
I was going to buzz in and say College Dropout, motherfucker.

3578
02:20:14,780 --> 02:20:15,740
Oh, shit.

3579
02:20:15,740 --> 02:20:18,020
Late Registration's after fucking College Dropout.

3580
02:20:18,020 --> 02:20:18,940
God damn it.

3581
02:20:18,940 --> 02:20:20,300
At least I got my points back.

3582
02:20:20,300 --> 02:20:22,340
Jeez.

3583
02:20:22,340 --> 02:20:25,100
Yeah, you're just, it's net zero for you.

3584
02:20:25,100 --> 02:20:26,100
Yeah, that's fine, though.

3585
02:20:26,100 --> 02:20:27,100
It's better than a negative.

3586
02:20:27,100 --> 02:20:28,140
It's a net zero.

3587
02:20:28,140 --> 02:20:29,420
All right.

3588
02:20:29,420 --> 02:20:30,500
Whose pick is it?

3589
02:20:30,500 --> 02:20:34,700
I guess mine, even though I fucking lost money and got back.

3590
02:20:34,700 --> 02:20:36,620
We'll go Ye again.

3591
02:20:36,620 --> 02:20:37,500
Thousand.

3592
02:20:37,500 --> 02:20:39,340
Name that Ye song.

3593
02:20:39,340 --> 02:20:43,140
How could you be so cold as the winter wind?

3594
02:20:43,140 --> 02:20:44,380
What is Heartless?

3595
02:20:44,380 --> 02:20:46,380
Oh, yeah.

3596
02:20:46,380 --> 02:20:47,580
All right, yeah, of course.

3597
02:20:47,580 --> 02:20:53,140
In the night, I hear the song we called a story ever told.

3598
02:20:53,140 --> 02:20:53,860
What is...

3599
02:20:53,860 --> 02:20:55,300
Tyler's.

3600
02:20:55,300 --> 02:20:56,780
200.

3601
02:20:56,780 --> 02:20:58,740
Why did I not take my adderall, did I?

3602
02:20:58,740 --> 02:21:05,100
This kind of meat is wrapped around the beef in a beef Wellington.

3603
02:21:05,100 --> 02:21:06,980
I don't fucking know.

3604
02:21:06,980 --> 02:21:08,220
I don't fucking eat meat.

3605
02:21:08,220 --> 02:21:09,300
This kind of beef.

3606
02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:10,660
Can you say it again?

3607
02:21:10,660 --> 02:21:16,740
This kind of meat is wrapped around the beef in a beef Wellington.

3608
02:21:16,740 --> 02:21:17,660
What is Wellington?

3609
02:21:17,660 --> 02:21:20,540
What is roast beef?

3610
02:21:20,540 --> 02:21:22,700
Olsy, you got it wrong.

3611
02:21:22,700 --> 02:21:25,140
I'm just fucking guessing at this point.

3612
02:21:25,140 --> 02:21:28,820
I need to fucking get some points here somehow.

3613
02:21:28,820 --> 02:21:30,180
All right.

3614
02:21:30,180 --> 02:21:31,940
No, that's all right.

3615
02:21:31,940 --> 02:21:33,180
I changed my mind.

3616
02:21:33,180 --> 02:21:35,060
That would be prosciutto.

3617
02:21:35,060 --> 02:21:36,460
I don't even know what the fuck that is.

3618
02:21:36,460 --> 02:21:38,380
I know what prosciutto is.

3619
02:21:38,380 --> 02:21:39,260
God damn it.

3620
02:21:39,260 --> 02:21:41,260
I've never had a beef Wellington before in my life.

3621
02:21:41,260 --> 02:21:43,700
I probably should have fucking thought about that before I buzzed in.

3622
02:21:43,700 --> 02:21:45,340
Same.

3623
02:21:45,340 --> 02:21:46,660
Tyler's pick?

3624
02:21:46,660 --> 02:21:49,500
It's like you don't have to answer it.

3625
02:21:49,500 --> 02:21:50,620
400.

3626
02:21:50,620 --> 02:21:55,740
This kind of seafood is used inside of a California roll.

3627
02:21:55,740 --> 02:21:57,380
What is lobster?

3628
02:21:57,380 --> 02:21:59,420
No.

3629
02:21:59,420 --> 02:22:00,620
A California roll?

3630
02:22:00,620 --> 02:22:02,300
Yeah.

3631
02:22:02,300 --> 02:22:03,500
OK, we got it.

3632
02:22:03,500 --> 02:22:05,100
It's not going to me.

3633
02:22:05,100 --> 02:22:06,980
What is salmon?

3634
02:22:06,980 --> 02:22:09,220
No.

3635
02:22:09,220 --> 02:22:10,700
Look that up.

3636
02:22:10,700 --> 02:22:12,260
Damn, it's over.

3637
02:22:12,260 --> 02:22:12,860
Lobster?

3638
02:22:12,860 --> 02:22:13,220
No.

3639
02:22:13,220 --> 02:22:14,220
California roll?

3640
02:22:14,220 --> 02:22:14,940
No.

3641
02:22:14,940 --> 02:22:15,940
What kind of seafood?

3642
02:22:15,940 --> 02:22:17,340
Fuck.

3643
02:22:17,340 --> 02:22:21,780
I thought a California roll is avocado, carrots.

3644
02:22:21,780 --> 02:22:23,860
I thought California roll had fake lobster.

3645
02:22:23,860 --> 02:22:26,300
Imitation lobster meat.

3646
02:22:26,300 --> 02:22:27,900
No.

3647
02:22:27,900 --> 02:22:28,940
I'm not.

3648
02:22:28,940 --> 02:22:29,860
Is it crab?

3649
02:22:29,860 --> 02:22:31,060
Maybe there is no seafood.

3650
02:22:31,060 --> 02:22:32,980
That would be imitation crab.

3651
02:22:32,980 --> 02:22:33,460
God!

3652
02:22:33,460 --> 02:22:34,740
Fucking fuck!

3653
02:22:34,740 --> 02:22:36,220
Same fucking thing!

3654
02:22:36,220 --> 02:22:37,780
Wait, who got that wrong on that one?

3655
02:22:37,780 --> 02:22:39,580
Ali McHan.

3656
02:22:39,580 --> 02:22:40,540
Look that up.

3657
02:22:40,540 --> 02:22:43,540
Say what kind of meat is used in a California roll?

3658
02:22:43,540 --> 02:22:44,460
Except my phone's dead.

3659
02:22:44,460 --> 02:22:46,140
Look this up.

3660
02:22:46,140 --> 02:22:47,140
All right.

3661
02:22:47,140 --> 02:22:50,620
I think it is imitation crab, to be honest.

3662
02:22:50,620 --> 02:22:53,700
I even said the other one, is it crab?

3663
02:22:53,700 --> 02:22:55,820
And I'm thinking, yeah, imitation crab.

3664
02:22:55,820 --> 02:22:56,980
That's horse shit.

3665
02:22:56,980 --> 02:22:58,540
That's horse shit.

3666
02:22:58,540 --> 02:23:00,580
Because crab and lobster are the same fucking thing.

3667
02:23:00,580 --> 02:23:01,660
They're interchangeable.

3668
02:23:01,660 --> 02:23:03,100
God damn it.

3669
02:23:03,100 --> 02:23:04,300
They're the same creature.

3670
02:23:04,300 --> 02:23:05,900
They're not the same thing, buddy.

3671
02:23:05,900 --> 02:23:09,100
What are the other categories that I got besides food?

3672
02:23:09,100 --> 02:23:10,260
I mean, I hope you got it.

3673
02:23:10,260 --> 02:23:12,540
Because if you got it right, I wouldn't have buzzed in again.

3674
02:23:12,540 --> 02:23:13,580
And I get my points back.

3675
02:23:13,580 --> 02:23:14,100
No, you don't.

3676
02:23:14,100 --> 02:23:14,780
That's not true.

3677
02:23:14,780 --> 02:23:17,900
Yes, it is.

3678
02:23:17,900 --> 02:23:20,780
You can make rolls, so can I.

3679
02:23:20,780 --> 02:23:23,980
I'm just playing by the action.

3680
02:23:23,980 --> 02:23:24,740
Cool.

3681
02:23:24,740 --> 02:23:25,740
Fucking lobster.

3682
02:23:25,740 --> 02:23:28,660
If you get the question right, you can't get the answer.

3683
02:23:28,660 --> 02:23:30,420
It's the same fucking thing.

3684
02:23:30,420 --> 02:23:32,020
They taste exactly the fucking same.

3685
02:23:32,020 --> 02:23:32,780
No, they don't.

3686
02:23:32,780 --> 02:23:33,460
Yes, they do.

3687
02:23:38,620 --> 02:23:43,540
Damn, we got fucking pounds back in the body.

3688
02:23:43,540 --> 02:23:45,100
600.

3689
02:23:45,100 --> 02:23:48,060
Fucking hell.

3690
02:23:48,060 --> 02:23:49,420
5600.

3691
02:23:49,420 --> 02:23:52,300
I'll do five.

3692
02:23:52,300 --> 02:23:54,300
Fucking don't take out or I'll one die.

3693
02:23:54,300 --> 02:23:57,940
The third hottest pepper in the world as of 2023.

3694
02:23:57,940 --> 02:23:58,500
What is?

3695
02:23:58,500 --> 02:24:00,780
No, you can't do it.

3696
02:24:00,780 --> 02:24:03,940
No, so what is a ghost pepper?

3697
02:24:03,940 --> 02:24:05,620
No.

3698
02:24:05,620 --> 02:24:07,780
That would be a scorpion pepper.

3699
02:24:07,780 --> 02:24:08,780
God damn it.

3700
02:24:08,780 --> 02:24:12,500
No, no, it goes pepper X Carolina Reaper ghost pepper.

3701
02:24:12,500 --> 02:24:14,860
Scorpion is higher than a ghost pepper.

3702
02:24:14,860 --> 02:24:20,940
Yeah, it's pepper X Carolina Reaper scorpion pepper ghost pepper.

3703
02:24:20,940 --> 02:24:21,540
Really?

3704
02:24:21,540 --> 02:24:22,460
Yeah.

3705
02:24:22,460 --> 02:24:23,660
Are these Yeezys?

3706
02:24:23,660 --> 02:24:26,220
No, those are not Yeezy.

3707
02:24:26,220 --> 02:24:29,980
These are like eight year old Adidas with the tread worn off of them.

3708
02:24:29,980 --> 02:24:31,980
Or 800.

3709
02:24:31,980 --> 02:24:35,420
This spice blend is a mixture of tumor.

3710
02:24:35,420 --> 02:24:37,180
What is curry?

3711
02:24:37,180 --> 02:24:43,820
Curry.

3712
02:24:43,820 --> 02:24:45,540
Give me my fucking points back.

3713
02:24:45,540 --> 02:24:48,300
Fucking lobster crab question.

3714
02:24:48,300 --> 02:24:50,260
Dan, I'm rooting for you.

3715
02:24:50,260 --> 02:24:51,740
I'm out of this one.

3716
02:24:51,740 --> 02:24:52,700
Whose phone keeps dinging?

3717
02:24:52,700 --> 02:24:53,380
Mine's dead.

3718
02:24:53,380 --> 02:24:56,620
We got food or potent particles.

3719
02:24:56,620 --> 02:24:58,540
God, food.

3720
02:24:58,540 --> 02:24:59,980
For a thousand.

3721
02:24:59,980 --> 02:25:02,900
This Korean dish is made from fermented vegetables.

3722
02:25:02,900 --> 02:25:04,140
What is kimchi?

3723
02:25:04,140 --> 02:25:05,740
Oh, yeah.

3724
02:25:05,740 --> 02:25:07,340
I don't fucking know.

3725
02:25:07,340 --> 02:25:08,300
Kimchi is actually.

3726
02:25:08,300 --> 02:25:11,700
Give me the next question.

3727
02:25:11,700 --> 02:25:13,900
Danny got potent potable.

3728
02:25:13,900 --> 02:25:14,940
All right, potable.

3729
02:25:14,940 --> 02:25:15,740
Give it to me.

3730
02:25:15,740 --> 02:25:19,820
This cocktail is made with cream, coffee, liquor, and vodka.

3731
02:25:19,820 --> 02:25:21,100
What is an Irish car bomb?

3732
02:25:21,100 --> 02:25:22,580
No.

3733
02:25:22,580 --> 02:25:23,060
What?

3734
02:25:23,060 --> 02:25:27,540
I don't know what it is.

3735
02:25:27,540 --> 02:25:30,540
I'll take a shot because I need to fucking climb out.

3736
02:25:30,540 --> 02:25:32,540
What is an Irish coffee?

3737
02:25:32,540 --> 02:25:33,620
Irish coffee?

3738
02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:34,140
No.

3739
02:25:34,140 --> 02:25:35,500
What?

3740
02:25:35,500 --> 02:25:36,180
What did you say?

3741
02:25:36,180 --> 02:25:37,060
It was coffee.

3742
02:25:37,060 --> 02:25:37,700
I said car bomb.

3743
02:25:37,700 --> 02:25:42,780
With cream, coffee, liquor, and vodka.

3744
02:25:42,780 --> 02:25:44,220
Oh, what is a white Russian?

3745
02:25:44,220 --> 02:25:45,220
Oh, come on.

3746
02:25:45,220 --> 02:25:46,460
I was about to do that.

3747
02:25:46,460 --> 02:25:47,500
God fucking damn it.

3748
02:25:47,500 --> 02:25:49,420
I pressed the button, you pressed it faster.

3749
02:25:49,420 --> 02:25:50,740
Fuck you and your ass.

3750
02:25:50,740 --> 02:25:51,260
Alley back.

3751
02:25:51,260 --> 02:25:54,220
Back to zero.

3752
02:25:54,220 --> 02:25:55,220
Wait, you're at zero?

3753
02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:56,420
No.

3754
02:25:56,420 --> 02:25:58,020
How did I go down to zero?

3755
02:25:58,020 --> 02:26:00,820
Because you guessed a bunch of things wrong.

3756
02:26:00,820 --> 02:26:02,660
That's fucking bullshit.

3757
02:26:02,660 --> 02:26:04,900
You might be able to do final Japanese.

3758
02:26:04,900 --> 02:26:06,940
Give me in fucking Poe & Podables.

3759
02:26:06,940 --> 02:26:08,780
We're coming back hard right here.

3760
02:26:08,780 --> 02:26:13,820
The drink the old man makes love to in the song Piano Man.

3761
02:26:13,820 --> 02:26:15,060
Oh, fuck.

3762
02:26:15,060 --> 02:26:16,500
What is tonic and gin?

3763
02:26:16,500 --> 02:26:19,020
I was already buzzed in in what is tonic and gin.

3764
02:26:19,020 --> 02:26:20,260
Oh, fuck.

3765
02:26:20,260 --> 02:26:21,220
For the love of God.

3766
02:26:21,220 --> 02:26:23,820
Making love to his tonic and gin.

3767
02:26:23,820 --> 02:26:26,500
Poe & Podables, give me the points.

3768
02:26:26,500 --> 02:26:29,460
Poe & Podables for 600.

3769
02:26:29,460 --> 02:26:32,380
You got 400 points.

3770
02:26:32,380 --> 02:26:35,140
The VAC limit for driving in New York.

3771
02:26:35,140 --> 02:26:36,620
What is 0.8?

3772
02:26:36,620 --> 02:26:37,700
Oh, yeah.

3773
02:26:37,700 --> 02:26:38,500
Who is one?

3774
02:26:38,500 --> 02:26:39,300
That's Tyler.

3775
02:26:39,300 --> 02:26:41,540
0.8?

3776
02:26:41,540 --> 02:26:42,580
You said 0.8.

3777
02:26:42,580 --> 02:26:43,740
He said 0.8.

3778
02:26:43,740 --> 02:26:44,660
He said 0.8?

3779
02:26:44,660 --> 02:26:45,140
Yes.

3780
02:26:45,140 --> 02:26:45,900
0.8.

3781
02:26:45,900 --> 02:26:47,140
He said 0.8.

3782
02:26:47,140 --> 02:26:48,340
You can't fucking do that.

3783
02:26:48,340 --> 02:26:48,820
0.8.

3784
02:26:48,820 --> 02:26:49,300
0.8.

3785
02:26:49,300 --> 02:26:50,300
You can't do that.

3786
02:26:50,300 --> 02:26:51,300
What is 0.8?

3787
02:26:51,300 --> 02:26:52,300
You can't do that.

3788
02:26:52,300 --> 02:26:52,780
Woo.

3789
02:26:52,780 --> 02:26:55,300
You answered incorrectly, Tyler.

3790
02:26:55,300 --> 02:26:57,060
Deduct his points, too.

3791
02:26:57,060 --> 02:26:58,260
I did.

3792
02:26:58,260 --> 02:26:59,260
He did.

3793
02:26:59,260 --> 02:27:02,460
Give me Poe & Podables and my points, please.

3794
02:27:02,460 --> 02:27:03,460
I did.

3795
02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:04,180
I know.

3796
02:27:04,180 --> 02:27:07,820
For 800.

3797
02:27:07,820 --> 02:27:10,060
You got 1,000 points.

3798
02:27:10,060 --> 02:27:10,780
All right, fuck it.

3799
02:27:10,780 --> 02:27:13,340
We're going to send it all in.

3800
02:27:13,340 --> 02:27:15,100
Ship it in.

3801
02:27:15,100 --> 02:27:17,500
This cocktail is made from whiskey, lemon juice,

3802
02:27:17,500 --> 02:27:19,380
and sugar.

3803
02:27:19,380 --> 02:27:21,460
What is an old fashioned?

3804
02:27:21,460 --> 02:27:22,620
That's not.

3805
02:27:22,620 --> 02:27:23,180
Wait, what?

3806
02:27:23,180 --> 02:27:24,500
You lost all your points.

3807
02:27:24,500 --> 02:27:27,420
Wait, you said whiskey, lemon juice, and what?

3808
02:27:27,420 --> 02:27:28,060
Sugar.

3809
02:27:28,060 --> 02:27:29,140
That's not an old fashioned.

3810
02:27:29,140 --> 02:27:30,420
That's bitters.

3811
02:27:30,420 --> 02:27:31,420
No, it's orange.

3812
02:27:31,420 --> 02:27:32,700
That would be a whiskey sour.

3813
02:27:32,700 --> 02:27:35,140
If you listen to Ian Flux, you know that.

3814
02:27:35,140 --> 02:27:38,780
Casey, if you fucking reference that piece of shit one more time

3815
02:27:38,780 --> 02:27:40,900
in my lifetime, I will kill you.

3816
02:27:40,900 --> 02:27:43,940
And I will go with Poe & Podables again for 1,000.

3817
02:27:43,940 --> 02:27:44,900
For 1,000.

3818
02:27:44,900 --> 02:27:46,620
Yeah, you might get 1,000 points.

3819
02:27:46,620 --> 02:27:48,220
Tyler, stop talking shit.

3820
02:27:48,220 --> 02:27:49,620
You got 5,000 points.

3821
02:27:49,620 --> 02:27:50,460
We get it.

3822
02:27:50,460 --> 02:27:51,700
Go ahead, Casey.

3823
02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:57,260
This green drink is also known as Hemingway's Champagne.

3824
02:27:57,260 --> 02:27:59,420
Who the fuck is Hemingway?

3825
02:27:59,420 --> 02:28:01,780
Ernest Hemingway?

3826
02:28:01,780 --> 02:28:05,140
You don't know what his drink is.

3827
02:28:05,140 --> 02:28:09,300
This green drink is known as Hemingway's Champagne.

3828
02:28:09,300 --> 02:28:10,980
No, I didn't say anything.

3829
02:28:10,980 --> 02:28:13,620
I was responding to him being like Ernest Hemingway.

3830
02:28:13,620 --> 02:28:15,180
He said, who is him as Hemingway?

3831
02:28:15,180 --> 02:28:15,860
No, he didn't.

3832
02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:16,380
He had positive.

3833
02:28:16,380 --> 02:28:17,180
How many points do I have, Casey?

3834
02:28:17,180 --> 02:28:19,660
I'll just guess.

3835
02:28:19,660 --> 02:28:20,620
1,200.

3836
02:28:20,620 --> 02:28:21,220
1,200?

3837
02:28:21,220 --> 02:28:22,660
And how many points is the question?

3838
02:28:22,660 --> 02:28:23,620
1,000.

3839
02:28:23,620 --> 02:28:25,180
So I'll lose 1,000 if I guess?

3840
02:28:25,180 --> 02:28:25,680
Yeah.

3841
02:28:25,680 --> 02:28:26,420
I'll have 200 left.

3842
02:28:26,420 --> 02:28:29,220
That's good.

3843
02:28:29,220 --> 02:28:30,060
All right.

3844
02:28:30,060 --> 02:28:30,980
I'll be absent.

3845
02:28:30,980 --> 02:28:32,580
That's what I was going to say, but I

3846
02:28:32,580 --> 02:28:33,780
didn't want to lose the points.

3847
02:28:33,780 --> 02:28:34,300
Damn.

3848
02:28:34,300 --> 02:28:36,420
I can't lose.

3849
02:28:36,420 --> 02:28:37,260
Final Jeopardy.

3850
02:28:37,260 --> 02:28:39,860
Tyler's got 4,900.

3851
02:28:39,860 --> 02:28:41,140
Dan's got 1,200.

3852
02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:44,100
Alex Max got negative 1,000.

3853
02:28:44,100 --> 02:28:44,860
Damn straight.

3854
02:28:44,860 --> 02:28:47,620
I'll do my bet.

3855
02:28:47,620 --> 02:28:48,740
I'm going to bet it all.

3856
02:28:48,740 --> 02:28:50,940
I'm going to try to go further into the negatives here.

3857
02:28:50,940 --> 02:28:53,620
I'm going to bet negative 1,000.

3858
02:28:53,620 --> 02:28:54,700
I'm in.

3859
02:28:54,700 --> 02:28:56,380
My phone's dead, so.

3860
02:28:56,380 --> 02:28:57,580
I'm all in.

3861
02:28:57,580 --> 02:28:58,380
You're all in?

3862
02:28:58,380 --> 02:28:59,340
Yeah.

3863
02:28:59,340 --> 02:29:00,260
What does Tyler bet?

3864
02:29:07,260 --> 02:29:08,580
I'll write it down here.

3865
02:29:08,580 --> 02:29:09,260
Yeah, you can.

3866
02:29:09,260 --> 02:29:10,700
I'll slip it to you.

3867
02:29:10,700 --> 02:29:12,460
If Tyler bets the correct amount,

3868
02:29:12,460 --> 02:29:16,180
he cannot lose right now.

3869
02:29:16,180 --> 02:29:18,100
So just don't fuck the math up, Tyler.

3870
02:29:18,100 --> 02:29:20,420
The category's about Christmas, of course.

3871
02:29:20,420 --> 02:29:21,140
God damn it.

3872
02:29:21,140 --> 02:29:21,940
That's wonderful.

3873
02:29:21,940 --> 02:29:25,020
It's going to be the closest.

3874
02:29:25,020 --> 02:29:27,500
All right.

3875
02:29:27,500 --> 02:29:29,500
Well, for this question, bets don't matter,

3876
02:29:29,500 --> 02:29:33,860
because it's going to be the closest one to the right answer.

3877
02:29:33,860 --> 02:29:36,740
These are the names of Santa's nine reindeer.

3878
02:29:36,740 --> 02:29:38,900
Are you fucking kidding me?

3879
02:29:38,900 --> 02:29:39,900
I don't fart.

3880
02:29:39,900 --> 02:29:41,420
God damn it.

3881
02:29:41,420 --> 02:29:43,900
I'm glad I don't even need to participate.

3882
02:29:43,900 --> 02:29:44,620
What the fuck?

3883
02:29:44,620 --> 02:29:47,700
This is a biased fucking.

3884
02:29:47,700 --> 02:29:48,220
This was.

3885
02:29:48,220 --> 02:29:49,500
This is a biased fucking.

3886
02:29:49,500 --> 02:29:52,260
This was, this was a biased episode.

3887
02:29:52,260 --> 02:29:54,140
No, no, I'm not even going to try.

3888
02:29:54,140 --> 02:29:55,220
You're not going to try?

3889
02:29:55,220 --> 02:29:55,700
No.

3890
02:29:55,700 --> 02:29:59,860
Dan refuses in protest of the question.

3891
02:29:59,860 --> 02:30:02,260
This is unprecedented.

3892
02:30:02,260 --> 02:30:05,860
I wasn't allowed to listen to that song as a kid.

3893
02:30:05,860 --> 02:30:07,940
I stand by Dan.

3894
02:30:07,940 --> 02:30:08,980
I can't answer.

3895
02:30:08,980 --> 02:30:12,020
I'm in the negative.

3896
02:30:12,020 --> 02:30:13,780
Does Tyler know?

3897
02:30:13,780 --> 02:30:16,220
Tyler could put anything and win right now.

3898
02:30:16,220 --> 02:30:18,140
Even if he were to get this question wrong

3899
02:30:18,140 --> 02:30:19,220
and Dan got it right.

3900
02:30:19,220 --> 02:30:20,140
Hold on, hold on.

3901
02:30:20,140 --> 02:30:20,580
Shut up.

3902
02:30:20,580 --> 02:30:21,980
Let me let me think.

3903
02:30:21,980 --> 02:30:23,860
My God.

3904
02:30:23,860 --> 02:30:25,860
She get points for any of them.

3905
02:30:25,860 --> 02:30:31,620
Tyler gets negative 10,000 if he answers this question wrong.

3906
02:30:31,620 --> 02:30:33,460
I'm all for that.

3907
02:30:33,460 --> 02:30:36,380
He knows it.

3908
02:30:36,380 --> 02:30:38,900
He's just taking his sweet ass time to gloat.

3909
02:30:38,900 --> 02:30:41,460
He fucking knows that.

3910
02:30:41,460 --> 02:30:44,380
I fucking pray to God he's wrong now.

3911
02:30:44,380 --> 02:30:49,140
I'll shit my pants and come.

3912
02:30:49,140 --> 02:30:50,140
Christmas episode.

3913
02:30:50,140 --> 02:30:54,100
I know the one with red nose.

3914
02:30:54,100 --> 02:30:57,020
That's meant where I am, too.

3915
02:30:57,020 --> 02:30:59,020
I know that one and then two more.

3916
02:30:59,020 --> 02:31:01,940
This is the, these are the ones that I absolutely know,

3917
02:31:01,940 --> 02:31:03,740
but I don't know the rest.

3918
02:31:03,740 --> 02:31:09,420
Tyler says Rudolph Comet Blitzen Cupid Donner Dancer Dasher.

3919
02:31:09,420 --> 02:31:12,740
Tyler, that's only seven.

3920
02:31:12,740 --> 02:31:14,460
Where's Blitzen at?

3921
02:31:14,460 --> 02:31:16,060
I said Dasher.

3922
02:31:16,060 --> 02:31:17,420
I'm afraid that's wrong.

3923
02:31:17,420 --> 02:31:22,900
The answer was Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,

3924
02:31:22,900 --> 02:31:26,460
Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph.

3925
02:31:26,460 --> 02:31:28,020
Yeah, I still won.

3926
02:31:28,020 --> 02:31:33,060
Yeah, Tyler got 500.

3927
02:31:33,060 --> 02:31:33,980
Yeah.

3928
02:31:33,980 --> 02:31:36,180
Tyler wins.

3929
02:31:36,180 --> 02:31:37,340
Merry Christmas.

3930
02:31:37,340 --> 02:31:38,660
Merry fucking Christmas.

3931
02:31:38,660 --> 02:31:40,180
You know, I was in that game until I

3932
02:31:40,180 --> 02:31:42,460
started taking shots in the dark.

3933
02:31:42,460 --> 02:31:46,500
Dude, I don't like that whole subtracting point.

3934
02:31:46,500 --> 02:31:48,060
Because I would have gotten that absinthe one,

3935
02:31:48,060 --> 02:31:49,340
but I was too afraid to say it.

3936
02:31:49,340 --> 02:31:51,260
No, that's the point.

3937
02:31:51,260 --> 02:31:53,060
We just got to get used to it.

3938
02:31:53,060 --> 02:31:55,500
It's growing pains.

3939
02:31:55,500 --> 02:31:57,980
We got to get used to it as fucking Tyler winning.

3940
02:31:57,980 --> 02:31:59,140
No, I don't think so.

3941
02:31:59,140 --> 02:32:01,420
I think we just got to get used to the play style.

3942
02:32:01,420 --> 02:32:02,460
No, you got to get.

3943
02:32:02,460 --> 02:32:05,260
I made a lot of, like I buzzed in when I wasn't sure

3944
02:32:05,260 --> 02:32:07,180
a couple of times, and I shouldn't have done that.

3945
02:32:07,180 --> 02:32:10,340
I had a couple categories that I swept, and that was it.

3946
02:32:10,340 --> 02:32:11,100
I had Christmas.

3947
02:32:11,100 --> 02:32:14,140
Yeah, you kind of got fucking handed the win

3948
02:32:14,140 --> 02:32:15,940
with the fucking categories there.

3949
02:32:15,940 --> 02:32:16,620
God damn it.

3950
02:32:16,620 --> 02:32:19,980
I didn't know anything about fucking medications.

3951
02:32:19,980 --> 02:32:21,780
All right, I'm done.

3952
02:32:21,780 --> 02:32:23,820
I wanted that fucking Warfarin one,

3953
02:32:23,820 --> 02:32:26,140
but the buzzer locked me the fuck out.

3954
02:32:26,140 --> 02:32:27,940
I got zero food.

3955
02:32:27,940 --> 02:32:29,380
I was hoping you wouldn't get that one.

3956
02:32:29,380 --> 02:32:29,980
I was hoping.

3957
02:32:29,980 --> 02:32:31,900
I'm like, I didn't know it.

3958
02:32:31,900 --> 02:32:33,860
I froze, and then I was like, wait,

3959
02:32:33,860 --> 02:32:35,620
this is a lot easier than I'm making it.

3960
02:32:35,620 --> 02:32:37,180
It's fucking Warfarin.

3961
02:32:37,180 --> 02:32:39,060
I first noticed, like, wait a minute.

3962
02:32:39,060 --> 02:32:41,460
Think of your blood thinners, which one is which?

3963
02:32:41,460 --> 02:32:44,740
I'm like, no, it's fucking Warfarin.

3964
02:32:44,740 --> 02:32:46,580
Like Lasix, what is Lasix?

3965
02:32:46,580 --> 02:32:48,220
Klappategral, what is it?

3966
02:32:48,220 --> 02:32:48,860
Ali-Mack?

3967
02:32:48,860 --> 02:32:49,780
Clopidogrel.

3968
02:32:52,580 --> 02:32:54,900
That's fucking wait, hold up.

3969
02:32:54,900 --> 02:32:56,580
Hold up, no, I know that one.

3970
02:32:56,580 --> 02:32:59,260
Clopidogrel, that's fucking.

3971
02:32:59,260 --> 02:33:00,260
Give me a minute.

3972
02:33:00,260 --> 02:33:02,540
It's the other major one.

3973
02:33:02,540 --> 02:33:05,700
I said it earlier.

3974
02:33:05,700 --> 02:33:08,180
Why the fuck is this taking me so long?

3975
02:33:08,180 --> 02:33:10,500
Clavix.

3976
02:33:10,500 --> 02:33:13,180
What was that thing about Midway that you wanted to talk about?

3977
02:33:13,180 --> 02:33:16,900
You guys brought that back, and you told me to remind you.

3978
02:33:16,900 --> 02:33:20,020
Oh, no, I was just looking for places to fly to in Flight

3979
02:33:20,020 --> 02:33:20,860
Simulator.

3980
02:33:20,860 --> 02:33:22,860
That's one of the things I like about that game

3981
02:33:22,860 --> 02:33:24,940
is that you just learn about geography.

3982
02:33:24,940 --> 02:33:27,220
And I'm like, I just zoom in on these little islands,

3983
02:33:27,220 --> 02:33:28,700
and I'm like, oh, what is this?

3984
02:33:28,700 --> 02:33:29,980
And it was Midway.

3985
02:33:29,980 --> 02:33:31,060
Yeah, the Midway Island.

3986
02:33:31,060 --> 02:33:34,540
So then I Wikipedia and watch videos on it and shit.

3987
02:33:34,540 --> 02:33:35,660
Midway Atoll.

3988
02:33:35,660 --> 02:33:39,060
And yeah, Midway is really a fascinating island.

3989
02:33:39,060 --> 02:33:40,020
It's real fucky.

3990
02:33:40,020 --> 02:33:43,020
There's like 15 people that live there all the time.

3991
02:33:43,020 --> 02:33:43,540
Really?

3992
02:33:43,540 --> 02:33:46,060
Yeah, it's still used.

3993
02:33:46,060 --> 02:33:48,460
As a military fueling place, isn't it?

3994
02:33:48,460 --> 02:33:51,060
Right, yeah, for emergency landings only,

3995
02:33:51,060 --> 02:33:55,540
because planes that are flying to Japan and wherever else you

3996
02:33:55,540 --> 02:33:58,860
fly to from California, they use Midway,

3997
02:33:58,860 --> 02:34:00,420
because it's Midway Point.

3998
02:34:00,420 --> 02:34:02,300
But if they have to do an emergency landing,

3999
02:34:02,300 --> 02:34:03,900
it's still an active runway.

4000
02:34:03,900 --> 02:34:06,660
But it's really just an interesting place.

4001
02:34:06,660 --> 02:34:10,780
But there's a lot of people that were in that battle that

4002
02:34:10,780 --> 02:34:14,460
are still alive, I believe, or were associated with it.

4003
02:34:14,460 --> 02:34:17,060
Their family were in the military,

4004
02:34:17,060 --> 02:34:18,420
and they lived on Midway.

4005
02:34:18,420 --> 02:34:20,340
That still have a connection to the island.

4006
02:34:20,340 --> 02:34:25,460
Dude, I read a couple stories about it was either Midway

4007
02:34:25,460 --> 02:34:28,780
or Iwo Jima, because they still have an active military base

4008
02:34:28,780 --> 02:34:30,980
on there that they need guards and shit on.

4009
02:34:30,980 --> 02:34:34,060
And they said that there's fucking a shit ton of ghosts

4010
02:34:34,060 --> 02:34:35,900
on those fucking runways and shit.

4011
02:34:35,900 --> 02:34:36,420
Really?

4012
02:34:36,420 --> 02:34:40,260
They said they fucking hang out, and they're on guard duty,

4013
02:34:40,260 --> 02:34:42,580
and it's an island of 14 people.

4014
02:34:42,580 --> 02:34:44,220
So they're just fucking sitting on the island,

4015
02:34:44,220 --> 02:34:45,540
just fucking sitting around.

4016
02:34:45,540 --> 02:34:48,180
And they have to do their rounds, like a guard does.

4017
02:34:48,180 --> 02:34:49,660
So they're doing their rounds, and they just

4018
02:34:49,660 --> 02:34:51,140
see somebody walk into a building.

4019
02:34:51,140 --> 02:34:54,060
So they fucking rack up, and they fucking run into the building,

4020
02:34:54,060 --> 02:34:55,060
and there's nobody there.

4021
02:34:55,060 --> 02:35:00,540
Bro, that would be an insane plot for a horror movie.

4022
02:35:00,540 --> 02:35:01,820
What, the ghost of Midway?

4023
02:35:01,820 --> 02:35:03,940
Yeah, you're just trapped on a fucking island

4024
02:35:03,940 --> 02:35:06,020
in the middle of the Pacific by yourself,

4025
02:35:06,020 --> 02:35:08,420
and there's fucking ghosts walking around.

4026
02:35:08,420 --> 02:35:09,700
Where are you going to run to?

4027
02:35:09,700 --> 02:35:10,580
You can't.

4028
02:35:10,580 --> 02:35:13,580
What, are you going to take a boat?

4029
02:35:13,580 --> 02:35:15,940
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of ghost stories

4030
02:35:15,940 --> 02:35:17,180
about the military.

4031
02:35:17,180 --> 02:35:19,600
It's one of the former Japanese islands

4032
02:35:19,600 --> 02:35:22,620
that we have a military base on that a battle happened on.

4033
02:35:22,620 --> 02:35:23,820
I don't know if it's Midway.

4034
02:35:23,820 --> 02:35:25,140
I think it might be.

4035
02:35:25,140 --> 02:35:27,580
But I do know that it's one of the islands that

4036
02:35:27,580 --> 02:35:29,280
has a military base on it.

4037
02:35:29,280 --> 02:35:31,700
The guards there, they have so many fucking ghost stories

4038
02:35:31,700 --> 02:35:34,700
where people will see people walking and then just

4039
02:35:34,700 --> 02:35:36,300
disappear and shit.

4040
02:35:36,300 --> 02:35:38,260
They'll see people fucking in.

4041
02:35:38,260 --> 02:35:41,700
There was one that was fucking a really cool story that I heard.

4042
02:35:41,700 --> 02:35:44,300
And these guys were doing their rounds,

4043
02:35:44,300 --> 02:35:48,540
and a guy in full US World War II fucking era gear

4044
02:35:48,540 --> 02:35:52,980
ran up to him, asked them where he was,

4045
02:35:52,980 --> 02:35:54,900
and then ran into the woods and disappeared.

4046
02:35:54,900 --> 02:35:55,860
What the fuck?

4047
02:35:55,860 --> 02:35:58,780
Yeah, dude, that was a cool fucking story.

4048
02:35:58,780 --> 02:36:00,780
It was written better than I can fucking say it,

4049
02:36:00,780 --> 02:36:03,980
but they said a guy in full on GI fucking gear

4050
02:36:03,980 --> 02:36:08,460
ran out of the fucking tree line, went to M1 Garand and shit,

4051
02:36:08,460 --> 02:36:10,980
asked the dudes where he got fucking split off

4052
02:36:10,980 --> 02:36:13,460
from his fucking platoon, where they went.

4053
02:36:13,460 --> 02:36:16,700
And the guys are like, what the fuck's going on?

4054
02:36:16,700 --> 02:36:18,500
And he looked at the uniforms and stuff,

4055
02:36:18,500 --> 02:36:20,820
and he didn't think that they were American uniforms,

4056
02:36:20,820 --> 02:36:23,260
I guess, and then just ran off into the woods.

4057
02:36:23,260 --> 02:36:25,780
And then they went out to go get them.

4058
02:36:25,780 --> 02:36:27,360
They went to the end of the island,

4059
02:36:27,360 --> 02:36:29,400
and they couldn't find them, even with thermal scopes.

4060
02:36:29,400 --> 02:36:30,740
What the fuck?

4061
02:36:30,740 --> 02:36:31,260
Yeah.

4062
02:36:31,260 --> 02:36:33,380
Dude, that's insane.

4063
02:36:33,380 --> 02:36:37,100
Now, Midway, maybe I'm getting confused.

4064
02:36:37,100 --> 02:36:39,860
Isn't it like if you look at Hawaii

4065
02:36:39,860 --> 02:36:43,540
and where its trail is of like, there's

4066
02:36:43,540 --> 02:36:45,900
a bunch of islands that like, I don't know,

4067
02:36:45,900 --> 02:36:48,260
there's the main island of Hawaii, right?

4068
02:36:48,260 --> 02:36:49,620
And there's like Honolulu, right?

4069
02:36:49,620 --> 02:36:51,300
Which one's the main island?

4070
02:36:51,300 --> 02:36:54,220
Oh, Oahu?

4071
02:36:54,220 --> 02:36:57,100
So they get smaller as you go further out

4072
02:36:57,100 --> 02:37:01,940
into the Pacific off the little Hawaii archipelago,

4073
02:37:01,940 --> 02:37:02,940
isn't that what you call it?

4074
02:37:02,940 --> 02:37:04,620
Like a chain of islands?

4075
02:37:04,620 --> 02:37:07,780
Is Midway the one all the way at the end, or is it its own thing?

4076
02:37:07,780 --> 02:37:12,460
I think it's its own thing, because if it was part of Hawaii,

4077
02:37:12,460 --> 02:37:13,340
it would be.

4078
02:37:13,340 --> 02:37:16,460
It's not really part of Hawaii, but if you look at the geography

4079
02:37:16,460 --> 02:37:19,940
under the ocean, it's part of that mountain range.

4080
02:37:19,940 --> 02:37:20,940
It is, yeah.

4081
02:37:20,940 --> 02:37:25,900
That makes the Hawaii chain.

4082
02:37:25,900 --> 02:37:27,140
I think, I think.

4083
02:37:27,140 --> 02:37:30,380
Dude, it's so crazy to look at how far Hawaii actually

4084
02:37:30,380 --> 02:37:31,500
is from America.

4085
02:37:31,500 --> 02:37:33,340
It is wild.

4086
02:37:33,340 --> 02:37:37,580
It's out there in the middle of nowhere.

4087
02:37:37,580 --> 02:37:40,180
Fucking nothing out there.

4088
02:37:40,180 --> 02:37:41,380
Shout out Honolulu.

4089
02:37:41,380 --> 02:37:43,220
Check out that fucking absent the question.

4090
02:37:43,220 --> 02:37:45,620
God fucking knows.

4091
02:37:45,620 --> 02:37:48,820
I'll be thinking about that tonight laying in bed.

4092
02:37:48,820 --> 02:37:49,320
Fuck!

4093
02:37:49,320 --> 02:37:49,820
Really?

4094
02:37:49,820 --> 02:37:52,060
Listening to this episode.

4095
02:37:52,060 --> 02:37:52,900
I don't know if I.

4096
02:37:52,900 --> 02:37:57,780
Three runs of a baseball game I was in.

4097
02:37:57,780 --> 02:37:59,140
Oh, shit.

4098
02:37:59,140 --> 02:38:01,020
Mid-Pacific, sea mounts.

4099
02:38:01,020 --> 02:38:02,500
It's got to be somewhere in here.

4100
02:38:02,500 --> 02:38:04,740
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to re-listen to this one.

4101
02:38:04,740 --> 02:38:05,820
I'm just mad at myself.

4102
02:38:05,820 --> 02:38:07,780
I guessed on a bunch.

4103
02:38:07,780 --> 02:38:09,140
I don't need to be guessing.

4104
02:38:09,140 --> 02:38:10,340
Well, we're learning.

4105
02:38:10,340 --> 02:38:10,900
We are.

4106
02:38:10,900 --> 02:38:11,700
It's just a learning.

4107
02:38:11,700 --> 02:38:12,540
We're learning how to lose.

4108
02:38:12,540 --> 02:38:13,420
I wasn't on.

4109
02:38:13,420 --> 02:38:15,340
No, no, I wasn't on Adderall today.

4110
02:38:15,340 --> 02:38:17,820
I did not take my performance enhancing drugs.

4111
02:38:17,820 --> 02:38:19,100
I just, I was doing freestyle.

4112
02:38:19,100 --> 02:38:21,220
Tyler, what PEDs are you taking?

4113
02:38:21,220 --> 02:38:22,500
Nicotine.

4114
02:38:22,500 --> 02:38:24,420
That's a pretty good one.

4115
02:38:24,420 --> 02:38:26,820
I'm not done fucking with a B1.

4116
02:38:26,820 --> 02:38:27,500
Bro.

4117
02:38:27,500 --> 02:38:29,260
You're done fucking with the B1?

4118
02:38:29,260 --> 02:38:30,340
Yeah.

4119
02:38:30,340 --> 02:38:32,180
There's only certain circumstances

4120
02:38:32,180 --> 02:38:33,420
where I'll use B1 again.

4121
02:38:33,420 --> 02:38:38,820
So technically, Midway Island is a US territory.

4122
02:38:38,820 --> 02:38:42,660
It is off the coast.

4123
02:38:42,660 --> 02:38:46,020
There is Hawaii over here.

4124
02:38:46,020 --> 02:38:47,140
I'm looking at it right now.

4125
02:38:47,140 --> 02:38:48,340
The Hawaiian Islands.

4126
02:38:48,340 --> 02:38:52,060
Basically, it's off like, it's like a couple hundred miles

4127
02:38:52,060 --> 02:38:52,780
off of Hawaii.

4128
02:38:55,700 --> 02:38:56,260
Yeah.

4129
02:38:56,260 --> 02:38:59,380
I wonder if like, if you were to commit murder on that island.

4130
02:38:59,380 --> 02:39:00,900
Nobody would know.

4131
02:39:00,900 --> 02:39:03,500
But it's still considered a US territory.

4132
02:39:03,500 --> 02:39:06,340
I know, but what court system would you be processing?

4133
02:39:06,340 --> 02:39:07,180
The United States federal government.

4134
02:39:07,180 --> 02:39:07,740
Yeah.

4135
02:39:07,740 --> 02:39:08,380
Oh, yeah.

4136
02:39:08,380 --> 02:39:09,260
Really?

4137
02:39:09,260 --> 02:39:10,420
Yeah.

4138
02:39:10,420 --> 02:39:14,340
It's like if you kill somebody on Puerto Rico,

4139
02:39:14,340 --> 02:39:17,740
it would still be a US technical like thing.

4140
02:39:17,740 --> 02:39:18,940
Well, I know that one.

4141
02:39:18,940 --> 02:39:21,500
But that's what I'm saying when it comes to something where it's

4142
02:39:21,500 --> 02:39:22,020
the same.

4143
02:39:22,020 --> 02:39:25,020
But like, it's like the same kind of category type thing.

4144
02:39:25,020 --> 02:39:27,620
But like, what courtroom are you going into though?

4145
02:39:27,620 --> 02:39:29,620
Because like, if you shoot somebody in Puerto Rico,

4146
02:39:29,620 --> 02:39:32,020
you're going to be in a Puerto Rican courthouse.

4147
02:39:32,020 --> 02:39:35,340
They'd probably send you to Hawaii or something like that.

4148
02:39:35,340 --> 02:39:36,220
I would imagine.

4149
02:39:36,220 --> 02:39:37,860
If they ended up catching you.

4150
02:39:37,860 --> 02:39:39,540
I mean, it'd probably be hard to catch you.

4151
02:39:39,540 --> 02:39:41,060
That being said, I have no intentions

4152
02:39:41,060 --> 02:39:42,780
of murdering anyone on Midway Island.

4153
02:39:42,780 --> 02:39:46,020
I would just like to clear that up real quick.

4154
02:39:46,020 --> 02:39:46,540
Yeah.

4155
02:39:46,540 --> 02:39:49,580
But Dan, it's good to be here, man.

4156
02:39:49,580 --> 02:39:50,340
Yeah, dude.

4157
02:39:50,340 --> 02:39:52,420
I was honestly, I was getting ready to nose down

4158
02:39:52,420 --> 02:39:55,620
and call it a night.

4159
02:39:55,620 --> 02:39:57,820
Yeah, but like, we're happy you came here, man.

4160
02:39:57,820 --> 02:40:01,300
Like, we got, we still got some time, man.

4161
02:40:01,300 --> 02:40:03,140
We could talk about some more cool things.

4162
02:40:03,140 --> 02:40:05,740
Like, you got anything interesting Christmas related?

4163
02:40:05,740 --> 02:40:07,140
Anything Christmas related?

4164
02:40:07,140 --> 02:40:08,620
If not, like, that's cool.

4165
02:40:08,620 --> 02:40:11,420
We were talking about how Donald Trump hates windmills.

4166
02:40:11,420 --> 02:40:12,940
Donald Trump hates windmills.

4167
02:40:12,940 --> 02:40:13,740
It's pretty funny.

4168
02:40:13,740 --> 02:40:16,180
That's going to be a fun one that you're going to listen to.

4169
02:40:16,180 --> 02:40:18,780
Dude, that's what I like, not being here for part of it.

4170
02:40:18,780 --> 02:40:20,460
So it's a surprise when I do listen to it.

4171
02:40:20,460 --> 02:40:21,580
Donald Trump hates windmills.

4172
02:40:21,580 --> 02:40:25,940
We talked about Fanta being a Nazi collaborator.

4173
02:40:25,940 --> 02:40:28,220
Fucking, you know, whole bunch of shit.

4174
02:40:28,220 --> 02:40:29,380
What else did we talk about?

4175
02:40:29,380 --> 02:40:31,420
Anything Christmas related?

4176
02:40:31,420 --> 02:40:33,900
You got any ghost stories about Christmas?

4177
02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:36,020
Ghost stories about Christmas?

4178
02:40:36,020 --> 02:40:37,140
You got any?

4179
02:40:37,140 --> 02:40:39,980
No, just everybody knows the story of Krampus.

4180
02:40:39,980 --> 02:40:41,140
Oh, yeah, Krampus.

4181
02:40:41,140 --> 02:40:42,540
Dude, we got to talk about Krampus.

4182
02:40:42,540 --> 02:40:43,780
We haven't talked about Krampus.

4183
02:40:43,780 --> 02:40:44,740
Krampus is a fucking Christmas.

4184
02:40:44,740 --> 02:40:45,540
Krampus can suck my cock.

4185
02:40:45,540 --> 02:40:48,020
I thought that that was going to be the answer to the question.

4186
02:40:48,020 --> 02:40:49,060
So I wrote it down here.

4187
02:40:49,060 --> 02:40:50,220
You wrote Krampus down?

4188
02:40:50,220 --> 02:40:50,700
Yeah.

4189
02:40:50,700 --> 02:40:53,860
I'm sorry.

4190
02:40:53,860 --> 02:40:55,420
Which page is it on here?

4191
02:40:55,420 --> 02:40:57,940
Krampus.

4192
02:40:57,940 --> 02:40:59,620
I was trying to guess before Casey said it.

4193
02:40:59,620 --> 02:41:01,300
Krampus is the Christmas demon.

4194
02:41:01,300 --> 02:41:02,940
Oh, there's the dick.

4195
02:41:02,940 --> 02:41:04,420
Did you draw a dick?

4196
02:41:04,420 --> 02:41:04,740
Yeah.

4197
02:41:04,740 --> 02:41:05,300
Oh, no, no.

4198
02:41:05,300 --> 02:41:06,660
I gave you the paper, Casey.

4199
02:41:06,660 --> 02:41:08,260
I do have the Dyson spheres.

4200
02:41:08,260 --> 02:41:10,740
But I want to wait until the next episode to talk about those.

4201
02:41:10,740 --> 02:41:11,420
I won't be here.

4202
02:41:11,420 --> 02:41:12,140
No, I don't have it.

4203
02:41:12,140 --> 02:41:13,820
I'll just have to listen to it.

4204
02:41:13,820 --> 02:41:15,260
Well, I'll wait till you come back.

4205
02:41:15,260 --> 02:41:16,620
I know you like the space stuff.

4206
02:41:16,620 --> 02:41:17,340
Now, please.

4207
02:41:17,340 --> 02:41:18,460
No, I'll wait for you.

4208
02:41:18,460 --> 02:41:18,860
Don't worry.

4209
02:41:18,860 --> 02:41:19,980
Please.

4210
02:41:19,980 --> 02:41:21,740
I won't be here for the next two weeks, everybody.

4211
02:41:21,740 --> 02:41:22,300
That's OK.

4212
02:41:22,300 --> 02:41:23,740
I'll spend more time researching.

4213
02:41:23,740 --> 02:41:25,500
I'm going on a cruise.

4214
02:41:25,500 --> 02:41:27,060
My girlfriend doesn't listen to this.

4215
02:41:27,060 --> 02:41:30,260
So the next time that I'll be on this podcast, I will be engaged.

4216
02:41:30,260 --> 02:41:31,060
Damn.

4217
02:41:31,060 --> 02:41:31,740
Congratulations.

4218
02:41:31,740 --> 02:41:32,260
Hopefully.

4219
02:41:32,260 --> 02:41:32,780
Hopefully.

4220
02:41:32,780 --> 02:41:34,820
Yeah.

4221
02:41:34,820 --> 02:41:36,580
Anything can happen.

4222
02:41:36,580 --> 02:41:41,180
If not, I will jump overboard and you'll never see me again.

4223
02:41:41,180 --> 02:41:42,540
Tyler will nose down.

4224
02:41:42,540 --> 02:41:44,860
I will nose down and call it a night.

4225
02:41:44,860 --> 02:41:45,620
Damn.

4226
02:41:45,620 --> 02:41:48,300
But Merry Christmas, everybody.

4227
02:41:48,300 --> 02:41:50,700
It's a beautiful time of the year.

4228
02:41:50,700 --> 02:41:51,860
We'll be back.

4229
02:41:51,860 --> 02:41:54,140
I believe you mean happy holidays, Tyler.

4230
02:41:54,140 --> 02:41:56,940
Merry fucking Christmas.

4231
02:41:56,940 --> 02:41:59,020
I'll be back in the new year.

4232
02:41:59,020 --> 02:42:03,300
You have these three retards that come along and kind of hold

4233
02:42:03,300 --> 02:42:04,860
the fort down while I'm gone.

4234
02:42:04,860 --> 02:42:07,740
Yeah, Ali Mack will give us his Neil deGrasse.

4235
02:42:07,740 --> 02:42:09,700
No, I'm waiting for Tyler to come back for them.

4236
02:42:09,700 --> 02:42:13,300
You won't have anybody trying to disconnect the microphones this time.

4237
02:42:13,300 --> 02:42:14,220
No, no.

4238
02:42:14,220 --> 02:42:15,100
Don't worry.

4239
02:42:15,100 --> 02:42:15,940
It'll wait till you come.

4240
02:42:15,940 --> 02:42:16,500
I'm sorry.

4241
02:42:16,500 --> 02:42:17,140
No, I won't.

4242
02:42:17,140 --> 02:42:18,340
Yeah, I'll be upset.

4243
02:42:18,340 --> 02:42:20,460
No, you'll like to hear about the Dyson.

4244
02:42:20,460 --> 02:42:21,460
I don't care.

4245
02:42:21,460 --> 02:42:24,060
I hate Dyson vacuum cleaners with a passion.

4246
02:42:24,060 --> 02:42:25,020
Dyson.

4247
02:42:25,020 --> 02:42:27,420
Oh, and that's good because that's not what it is.

4248
02:42:27,420 --> 02:42:28,980
But we'll wait for you to come back for it.

4249
02:42:28,980 --> 02:42:32,020
Can I just go on a fucking small tangent here?

4250
02:42:32,020 --> 02:42:34,860
All right, I got something else to fucking say about outer space

4251
02:42:34,860 --> 02:42:36,620
that I learned that just blew my mind.

4252
02:42:36,620 --> 02:42:37,100
OK.

4253
02:42:37,100 --> 02:42:40,620
I think while we're on the subject, or you want to say what you have?

4254
02:42:40,620 --> 02:42:41,420
No, you can.

4255
02:42:41,420 --> 02:42:45,980
I'll fucking save my Dyson wrath until after you're done.

4256
02:42:45,980 --> 02:42:48,540
So I said this in the chat.

4257
02:42:48,540 --> 02:42:53,420
But did you know that the moon has a magma core?

4258
02:42:53,420 --> 02:42:54,740
No.

4259
02:42:54,740 --> 02:42:56,060
It has a magma core.

4260
02:42:56,060 --> 02:42:59,100
Well, you've got to think about how much mass is above it, though.

4261
02:42:59,100 --> 02:43:00,380
Well, I mean, it's so crazy.

4262
02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:03,620
You think it's this dead rock that's just floating around Earth?

4263
02:43:03,620 --> 02:43:04,300
Yeah.

4264
02:43:04,300 --> 02:43:07,180
When you look up at that, dude, there's earthquakes on the moon.

4265
02:43:07,180 --> 02:43:08,420
There's moonquakes.

4266
02:43:08,420 --> 02:43:08,980
Yeah.

4267
02:43:08,980 --> 02:43:11,300
And that's how they know that there's magma underneath.

4268
02:43:11,300 --> 02:43:15,420
I think it's crazy to think that for me, it's not necessarily

4269
02:43:15,420 --> 02:43:17,780
those ones that bug me.

4270
02:43:17,780 --> 02:43:21,860
It's more the giants that are just all gas.

4271
02:43:21,860 --> 02:43:25,980
It's weird for me to think of these colossal, colossal plants that just

4272
02:43:25,980 --> 02:43:29,140
don't have anything solid in them whatsoever.

4273
02:43:29,140 --> 02:43:31,620
But you would just fall through them.

4274
02:43:31,620 --> 02:43:34,020
Well, you would fall into the center of them.

4275
02:43:34,020 --> 02:43:36,060
And then there's just a mass of gas.

4276
02:43:36,060 --> 02:43:37,220
Yeah, it's a mass of gas.

4277
02:43:37,220 --> 02:43:38,100
But don't get me wrong.

4278
02:43:38,100 --> 02:43:42,340
That gas is under extremely high pressures in the insides

4279
02:43:42,340 --> 02:43:46,660
because of the weight and gravity that's pulling it all together.

4280
02:43:46,660 --> 02:43:49,780
But it's like if you were in the middle of Jupiter, actually Jupiter,

4281
02:43:49,780 --> 02:43:50,300
I can't remember.

4282
02:43:50,300 --> 02:43:52,140
Jupiter might have some solid to it.

4283
02:43:52,140 --> 02:43:54,820
But let's just say Jupiter doesn't have a solid core.

4284
02:43:54,820 --> 02:43:56,060
You would go in.

4285
02:43:56,060 --> 02:44:00,780
It's still so fucking hot in the middle, and it would be pitch black.

4286
02:44:00,780 --> 02:44:02,980
You wouldn't be able to see fucking anything.

4287
02:44:02,980 --> 02:44:06,020
But there would be so, so much pressure because you got to think

4288
02:44:06,020 --> 02:44:11,540
that's multiple times, multiple times larger than the Earth.

4289
02:44:11,540 --> 02:44:14,580
So and that gas is fucking heavy, too.

4290
02:44:14,580 --> 02:44:15,380
It's all coming down.

4291
02:44:15,380 --> 02:44:16,660
It's so fucking crazy to think about.

4292
02:44:16,660 --> 02:44:19,140
We're under air's gravity right now.

4293
02:44:19,140 --> 02:44:22,380
Air, it just has a very, it's very low density.

4294
02:44:22,380 --> 02:44:24,100
So it doesn't push us down that much.

4295
02:44:24,100 --> 02:44:33,420
But. Dude, what if these planets that we see, like to us, we only see gas.

4296
02:44:33,420 --> 02:44:38,420
But that's just because we're separated by dimensions.

4297
02:44:38,420 --> 02:44:40,180
And there's actually a whole Earth there.

4298
02:44:40,180 --> 02:44:41,140
Is there a universe over there?

4299
02:44:41,140 --> 02:44:41,660
Right.

4300
02:44:41,660 --> 02:44:47,740
And like we just, that's all the planets are actually inhabited.

4301
02:44:47,740 --> 02:44:48,380
Yeah.

4302
02:44:48,380 --> 02:44:53,140
But whatever the creators are of the sixth simulation that we're in, they,

4303
02:44:53,140 --> 02:44:59,300
whoa, they just, they separate us by dimensions.

4304
02:44:59,300 --> 02:45:00,420
So it's like we can see.

4305
02:45:00,420 --> 02:45:01,820
They're trying to fuck the mics up.

4306
02:45:01,820 --> 02:45:07,140
We can see some aspects of their dimension, but only certain aspects.

4307
02:45:07,140 --> 02:45:10,180
So like we see Mars and we see it looks like a dead planet.

4308
02:45:10,180 --> 02:45:10,940
Yeah.

4309
02:45:10,940 --> 02:45:14,780
But there's actually tons of so much shit going on there.

4310
02:45:14,780 --> 02:45:15,180
Right.

4311
02:45:15,180 --> 02:45:19,300
And same with like, so our microphones are our microscopes or our telescopes are

4312
02:45:19,300 --> 02:45:20,100
fucked.

4313
02:45:20,100 --> 02:45:21,100
There's chips in them.

4314
02:45:21,100 --> 02:45:25,940
No, no, we're saying like chips like other planets, like they actually are

4315
02:45:25,940 --> 02:45:33,100
inhabited by life, but like the designer of the simulation keeps us separated by

4316
02:45:33,100 --> 02:45:33,620
dimension.

4317
02:45:33,620 --> 02:45:35,940
So we only see aspects of it.

4318
02:45:35,940 --> 02:45:37,020
Right.

4319
02:45:37,020 --> 02:45:39,620
Dan, are you, I'm sorry to cut you off.

4320
02:45:39,620 --> 02:45:42,420
This is something I want to talk to you about.

4321
02:45:42,420 --> 02:45:45,540
So I'm not going to go into the interdimensional shit behind it, even though

4322
02:45:45,540 --> 02:45:46,180
I think that's cool.

4323
02:45:46,180 --> 02:45:48,700
But have you ever heard of a Boltzmann brain before?

4324
02:45:48,700 --> 02:45:49,300
Yeah.

4325
02:45:49,300 --> 02:45:50,220
What the fuck is that?

4326
02:45:50,220 --> 02:45:55,300
So Tyler, just if you don't fucking care, then don't talk.

4327
02:45:55,300 --> 02:45:56,140
Like, Jesus Christ.

4328
02:45:56,140 --> 02:45:59,060
I'm just going to go on my phone because I have so many things on my phone.

4329
02:45:59,060 --> 02:46:00,580
OK, do it.

4330
02:46:00,580 --> 02:46:02,100
I don't fucking care.

4331
02:46:02,100 --> 02:46:09,740
But fucking, so a Boltzmann brain is essentially, it's just a theory where if

4332
02:46:09,740 --> 02:46:12,860
you were, I can't describe the laws behind it, but if you were in a universe

4333
02:46:12,860 --> 02:46:17,340
that had a finite amount of space, but an infinite amount of time, that would

4334
02:46:17,340 --> 02:46:22,140
essentially open the laws of physics to allow for certain things to blip in and

4335
02:46:22,140 --> 02:46:23,620
out of existence.

4336
02:46:23,620 --> 02:46:30,420
So it's the theory that you could just be a brain that had lived a life on Earth,

4337
02:46:30,420 --> 02:46:34,300
but because there's infinite time and infinite possibilities along with that

4338
02:46:34,300 --> 02:46:39,780
time, your brain just simply popped into existence in the middle of somewhere

4339
02:46:39,780 --> 02:46:40,380
in the universe.

4340
02:46:40,380 --> 02:46:44,420
You don't have a body attached to it, but still a functioning brain capable of

4341
02:46:44,420 --> 02:46:49,060
carrying out thoughts and essentially saying that this could be a simulation

4342
02:46:49,060 --> 02:46:51,300
that's existing within that brain.

4343
02:46:51,300 --> 02:46:52,420
Your whole being is.

4344
02:46:52,420 --> 02:46:54,460
And there's really no way to disprove it.

4345
02:46:54,460 --> 02:46:57,900
It trips up a lot of scientists when we think about that because there's really

4346
02:46:57,900 --> 02:47:00,540
no way to disprove it.

4347
02:47:00,540 --> 02:47:04,700
It's just like because you would be a brain that's being born, essentially, in

4348
02:47:04,700 --> 02:47:08,420
the middle of space, but all your neurons and all of your memories and all this

4349
02:47:08,420 --> 02:47:10,980
stuff, all this stuff's still there.

4350
02:47:10,980 --> 02:47:14,180
And you're just sort of going through the motions of this brain floating in

4351
02:47:14,180 --> 02:47:15,220
space.

4352
02:47:15,220 --> 02:47:17,460
So like nothing's really real.

4353
02:47:17,460 --> 02:47:19,020
It's just your perception.

4354
02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:20,500
I don't believe it.

4355
02:47:20,500 --> 02:47:25,140
I don't believe that that's true, but there's no way to disprove it, which

4356
02:47:25,140 --> 02:47:26,020
fucks with a lot of people.

4357
02:47:26,020 --> 02:47:27,340
It's called a Boltzmann brain.

4358
02:47:27,340 --> 02:47:32,460
I'm putting it very much in layman's terms, but I would recommend you look into

4359
02:47:32,460 --> 02:47:34,540
it because it's pretty fucking freaky.

4360
02:47:34,540 --> 02:47:35,380
Damn.

4361
02:47:35,380 --> 02:47:39,020
It's essentially, yeah, you just pop into existence.

4362
02:47:39,020 --> 02:47:40,420
Dude, that's heavy.

4363
02:47:40,420 --> 02:47:41,980
Yeah.

4364
02:47:41,980 --> 02:47:44,060
Bro, I'm looking forward.

4365
02:47:44,060 --> 02:47:44,900
I hope it's not.

4366
02:47:44,900 --> 02:47:47,380
I feel like I have a Boltzmann brain right now.

4367
02:47:47,380 --> 02:47:50,020
I feel like I could be a Boltzmann brain sometime.

4368
02:47:50,020 --> 02:47:51,500
Dude, I'm looking forward to the future.

4369
02:47:51,500 --> 02:47:54,860
I'm looking forward to space travel.

4370
02:47:54,860 --> 02:47:58,220
You know, I was listening to a podcast with...

4371
02:47:58,220 --> 02:47:59,300
J.Rogan?

4372
02:47:59,300 --> 02:48:03,340
No, it was Lex Friedman and Jeff Bezos.

4373
02:48:03,340 --> 02:48:04,460
I love him, dude.

4374
02:48:04,460 --> 02:48:06,100
Dude, he's such an annoying little asshole.

4375
02:48:06,100 --> 02:48:07,660
No, he's not at all.

4376
02:48:07,660 --> 02:48:09,340
He's a fucking Jew.

4377
02:48:09,340 --> 02:48:13,060
Whoa.

4378
02:48:13,060 --> 02:48:15,780
Well, the podcast just went there.

4379
02:48:15,780 --> 02:48:18,580
That reminds me of a conspiracy theory that I had.

4380
02:48:18,580 --> 02:48:19,700
What about the Jews?

4381
02:48:19,700 --> 02:48:21,740
The Jews did Chernobyl.

4382
02:48:21,740 --> 02:48:22,500
What?

4383
02:48:22,500 --> 02:48:23,580
They did.

4384
02:48:23,580 --> 02:48:24,380
They did.

4385
02:48:24,380 --> 02:48:25,500
Are you out of your fucking mind?

4386
02:48:25,500 --> 02:48:27,380
I need to hear this.

4387
02:48:27,380 --> 02:48:28,220
All right.

4388
02:48:28,220 --> 02:48:28,900
So...

4389
02:48:28,900 --> 02:48:30,740
Why would the Jews do Chernobyl?

4390
02:48:30,740 --> 02:48:34,300
One, take that back what you said about the Jews.

4391
02:48:34,300 --> 02:48:36,380
What, the Jews not doing Chernobyl?

4392
02:48:36,380 --> 02:48:39,540
No, no, no, about you said Lex Friedman's a Jew.

4393
02:48:39,540 --> 02:48:40,860
Dude, he's awesome.

4394
02:48:40,860 --> 02:48:42,740
Oh, I just don't like him.

4395
02:48:42,740 --> 02:48:44,540
Well, that has nothing to do with him being Jewish.

4396
02:48:44,540 --> 02:48:45,620
He's right.

4397
02:48:45,620 --> 02:48:47,300
Sorry, the German blood in me came out.

4398
02:48:47,300 --> 02:48:50,580
Like something...

4399
02:48:50,580 --> 02:48:53,100
You're just digging the hole deeper.

4400
02:48:53,100 --> 02:48:54,900
It's like, might as well get out of the way now

4401
02:48:54,900 --> 02:48:56,140
because it's going around.

4402
02:48:56,140 --> 02:48:58,580
So, no.

4403
02:48:58,580 --> 02:49:00,260
Dude, I love his podcast.

4404
02:49:00,260 --> 02:49:00,860
I don't.

4405
02:49:00,860 --> 02:49:01,380
But...

4406
02:49:01,380 --> 02:49:02,660
I just think he's annoying.

4407
02:49:02,660 --> 02:49:04,220
He talks so monotone.

4408
02:49:04,220 --> 02:49:05,820
It makes me angry.

4409
02:49:05,820 --> 02:49:07,900
He has like no emotion.

4410
02:49:07,900 --> 02:49:09,140
I know, dude, a lot of people say,

4411
02:49:09,140 --> 02:49:10,420
my buddy said the same exact thing.

4412
02:49:10,420 --> 02:49:11,540
He has no emotion.

4413
02:49:11,540 --> 02:49:12,300
Sorry about...

4414
02:49:12,300 --> 02:49:13,140
That's because he's Russian.

4415
02:49:13,140 --> 02:49:15,220
Okay, for our Jewish viewers, I'm sorry about the comments

4416
02:49:15,220 --> 02:49:15,740
that I made.

4417
02:49:15,740 --> 02:49:16,940
It's not really...

4418
02:49:16,940 --> 02:49:19,060
We just went down on Spotify.

4419
02:49:19,060 --> 02:49:19,860
It was a joke.

4420
02:49:19,860 --> 02:49:22,260
From the 50,000th podcast.

4421
02:49:22,260 --> 02:49:23,900
We were at 50,000 on one.

4422
02:49:23,900 --> 02:49:24,740
We were huge in Israel.

4423
02:49:24,740 --> 02:49:26,940
We just lost our funding.

4424
02:49:26,940 --> 02:49:28,460
The banks just cut us off.

4425
02:49:28,460 --> 02:49:28,980
We're done.

4426
02:49:28,980 --> 02:49:31,220
The bussers are gone.

4427
02:49:31,220 --> 02:49:32,580
I'm sorry I was out of line.

4428
02:49:32,580 --> 02:49:34,060
We're number 501 in Israel.

4429
02:49:34,060 --> 02:49:35,660
He's repossessed.

4430
02:49:35,660 --> 02:49:38,620
So, the Jews in Chernobyl.

4431
02:49:38,620 --> 02:49:40,620
So, a lot of people don't know this,

4432
02:49:40,620 --> 02:49:46,540
but the Chernobyl was actually...

4433
02:49:46,540 --> 02:49:51,460
They were in debt to banks, Jewish-owned banks.

4434
02:49:51,460 --> 02:49:52,300
It was a joke.

4435
02:49:52,300 --> 02:49:53,900
I like the Jews.

4436
02:49:53,900 --> 02:49:55,580
I'm marrying a Jewish woman.

4437
02:49:55,580 --> 02:49:59,740
JP Morgan and Chase Manhattan.

4438
02:49:59,740 --> 02:50:02,220
To build this, the Russians actually took out loans

4439
02:50:02,220 --> 02:50:05,740
with these major Jewish controlled banks.

4440
02:50:05,740 --> 02:50:08,940
And so, they just stopped paying their bills.

4441
02:50:08,940 --> 02:50:13,100
And this was like a billion dollar facility

4442
02:50:13,100 --> 02:50:14,260
to build Chernobyl.

4443
02:50:14,260 --> 02:50:16,020
Very expensive.

4444
02:50:16,020 --> 02:50:19,260
And the Russians just decided that they

4445
02:50:19,260 --> 02:50:21,100
weren't going to pay it.

4446
02:50:21,100 --> 02:50:25,460
And so, the theory goes that they planted people

4447
02:50:25,460 --> 02:50:28,540
in the facility to initiate the meltdown.

4448
02:50:28,540 --> 02:50:29,980
Because it went on for years.

4449
02:50:29,980 --> 02:50:30,900
They weren't paying their bills.

4450
02:50:30,900 --> 02:50:32,420
They just stopped.

4451
02:50:32,420 --> 02:50:35,300
They still owed half a billion dollars on it.

4452
02:50:35,300 --> 02:50:38,900
And they said, well, you're going to fuck around and find out.

4453
02:50:38,900 --> 02:50:42,420
And they caused the meltdown.

4454
02:50:42,420 --> 02:50:43,420
Oh, shit.

4455
02:50:43,420 --> 02:50:46,500
Now that area is uninhabitable for tens of thousands of years.

4456
02:50:46,500 --> 02:50:46,980
Yeah.

4457
02:50:46,980 --> 02:50:47,460
Don't.

4458
02:50:47,460 --> 02:50:47,940
No.

4459
02:50:47,940 --> 02:50:49,140
It's only 200 years.

4460
02:50:49,140 --> 02:50:49,900
Don't fuck around.

4461
02:50:49,900 --> 02:50:51,620
Certain areas are much longer, though.

4462
02:50:51,620 --> 02:50:53,700
There's people on this earth you can fuck.

4463
02:50:53,700 --> 02:50:55,100
Don't fuck with the Jews.

4464
02:50:55,100 --> 02:50:56,260
They will shut you down.

4465
02:50:56,260 --> 02:50:57,060
They will kick you.

4466
02:50:57,060 --> 02:50:57,940
They will.

4467
02:50:57,940 --> 02:51:00,300
Like I said, I'm sorry about that.

4468
02:51:00,300 --> 02:51:02,940
That was a off-color comment.

4469
02:51:02,940 --> 02:51:03,740
That was a joke.

4470
02:51:03,740 --> 02:51:05,220
That was a slip.

4471
02:51:05,220 --> 02:51:06,220
That was a joke.

4472
02:51:06,220 --> 02:51:07,660
It was a slip.

4473
02:51:07,660 --> 02:51:09,180
I'm marrying a Jewish woman.

4474
02:51:09,180 --> 02:51:11,060
So I am.

4475
02:51:11,060 --> 02:51:13,420
And you always talk about Ben Shapiro's sister.

4476
02:51:13,420 --> 02:51:14,620
She's hot, really.

4477
02:51:14,620 --> 02:51:16,540
She's really hot.

4478
02:51:16,540 --> 02:51:19,140
Oh, by the way, I made up that whole thing about Chernobyl.

4479
02:51:19,140 --> 02:51:21,140
What?

4480
02:51:21,140 --> 02:51:24,220
Can we just cut that part whole out?

4481
02:51:24,220 --> 02:51:25,780
I made up the entire thing.

4482
02:51:25,780 --> 02:51:28,300
No, not any of that is an actual thing.

4483
02:51:28,300 --> 02:51:29,940
So we're going to put you down.

4484
02:51:29,940 --> 02:51:33,260
Are we going to cut out that Jew part?

4485
02:51:33,260 --> 02:51:34,860
Oh, my god.

4486
02:51:34,860 --> 02:51:38,620
The Russians didn't borrow money from Jewish banks to build it.

4487
02:51:38,620 --> 02:51:39,860
But it sounded good, right?

4488
02:51:39,860 --> 02:51:40,340
Yeah.

4489
02:51:40,340 --> 02:51:41,420
You've got to give me that.

4490
02:51:41,420 --> 02:51:42,460
It sounded believable.

4491
02:51:42,460 --> 02:51:43,260
I believed it.

4492
02:51:43,260 --> 02:51:44,100
Dice it back in things.

4493
02:51:44,100 --> 02:51:46,620
It just says anything, and it just fucking goes right.

4494
02:51:46,620 --> 02:51:48,260
Chinese super soldiers.

4495
02:51:48,260 --> 02:51:54,900
Speaking of, the tallest person that's ever lived was from China.

4496
02:51:54,900 --> 02:51:56,860
And if you see pictures of this bitch,

4497
02:51:56,860 --> 02:52:00,660
this bitch was like fucking 9 feet, 10 feet tall.

4498
02:52:00,660 --> 02:52:02,980
That Chinese super soldier shit that I'm talking about,

4499
02:52:02,980 --> 02:52:04,300
I'm not joking around.

4500
02:52:04,300 --> 02:52:05,700
They are doing that.

4501
02:52:05,700 --> 02:52:09,260
And you tell me that these fucking Yao Ming's

4502
02:52:09,260 --> 02:52:13,420
and these people like this fucking 10 foot tall bitch

4503
02:52:13,420 --> 02:52:15,620
weren't fucking escaped experiments.

4504
02:52:15,620 --> 02:52:17,940
Would you fuck the 10 foot tall bitch?

4505
02:52:17,940 --> 02:52:18,460
Dude.

4506
02:52:18,460 --> 02:52:18,940
Yeah.

4507
02:52:18,940 --> 02:52:21,020
What if I'm 5 foot 6?

4508
02:52:21,020 --> 02:52:22,420
Dirty day.

4509
02:52:22,420 --> 02:52:26,540
You think I want to improve my jeans a little bit?

4510
02:52:26,540 --> 02:52:27,820
Jesus.

4511
02:52:27,820 --> 02:52:29,540
But what if they got your jeans?

4512
02:52:29,540 --> 02:52:31,140
Average that out, Casey.

4513
02:52:31,140 --> 02:52:32,340
10 feet tall.

4514
02:52:32,340 --> 02:52:34,220
I'm 5 foot 6.

4515
02:52:34,220 --> 02:52:40,060
That's 66 inches compared to what is 120 inches?

4516
02:52:40,060 --> 02:52:41,580
That's not right.

4517
02:52:41,580 --> 02:52:43,020
7 feet 10 inches.

4518
02:52:43,020 --> 02:52:45,300
Yeah, 12 times 10.

4519
02:52:45,300 --> 02:52:46,860
You mean the average of those?

4520
02:52:46,860 --> 02:52:48,260
Yeah, average those together.

4521
02:52:48,260 --> 02:52:48,860
7 feet.

4522
02:52:48,860 --> 02:52:50,500
Add them together and divide it by 2.

4523
02:52:50,500 --> 02:52:51,620
And that's how tall my kids would be.

4524
02:52:51,620 --> 02:52:52,380
7 feet 10 inches.

4525
02:52:52,380 --> 02:52:54,260
7 foot tall, 10 inches.

4526
02:52:54,260 --> 02:52:55,740
Almost 8 foot tall kids.

4527
02:52:55,740 --> 02:52:56,240
Yeah.

4528
02:52:56,240 --> 02:52:57,780
I'll get busy.

4529
02:52:57,780 --> 02:52:58,300
Fuck yeah.

4530
02:52:58,300 --> 02:52:59,540
Is she good looking at least?

4531
02:52:59,540 --> 02:53:00,580
No.

4532
02:53:00,580 --> 02:53:01,620
Oh, god no.

4533
02:53:01,620 --> 02:53:02,580
She's deplorable.

4534
02:53:02,580 --> 02:53:03,580
She's deplorable.

4535
02:53:03,580 --> 02:53:07,500
Her fucking knees were touching.

4536
02:53:07,500 --> 02:53:08,540
It was like, ugh.

4537
02:53:08,540 --> 02:53:10,060
Tallest person?

4538
02:53:10,060 --> 02:53:11,620
Look at the tallest female in China.

4539
02:53:11,620 --> 02:53:13,220
And you'll see what I'm talking about.

4540
02:53:13,220 --> 02:53:14,140
Her hands were huge.

4541
02:53:14,140 --> 02:53:15,380
She'd crush your dick.

4542
02:53:15,380 --> 02:53:16,860
Robert Wallow.

4543
02:53:16,860 --> 02:53:20,420
Oh yeah, that was from the US.

4544
02:53:20,420 --> 02:53:22,420
He has the world record for the tallest person.

4545
02:53:22,420 --> 02:53:25,740
Robert Wallow was born in 1918 in the United States,

4546
02:53:25,740 --> 02:53:26,980
and he's 8 foot 11.

4547
02:53:26,980 --> 02:53:28,860
What the fuck are you talking about, Dan?

4548
02:53:28,860 --> 02:53:29,660
Is he still alive?

4549
02:53:29,660 --> 02:53:31,500
No, he's dead.

4550
02:53:31,500 --> 02:53:34,340
Yao Defend was fucking 7 foot 8.

4551
02:53:34,340 --> 02:53:36,700
Look up tallest woman.

4552
02:53:36,700 --> 02:53:38,860
Tallest woman in China.

4553
02:53:38,860 --> 02:53:40,940
That bitch died like three years ago.

4554
02:53:40,940 --> 02:53:43,020
Says that she died in 2012.

4555
02:53:43,020 --> 02:53:44,220
Oh, god.

4556
02:53:44,220 --> 02:53:45,700
8 foot 40.

4557
02:53:45,700 --> 02:53:46,660
I gave her one.

4558
02:53:46,660 --> 02:53:50,860
She was the tallest living woman, former deceased.

4559
02:53:50,860 --> 02:53:54,500
Clocked in at 7 foot 7.8 inches.

4560
02:53:54,500 --> 02:53:56,500
Brother, she has a mongoloid face.

4561
02:53:56,500 --> 02:53:57,980
That's fine.

4562
02:53:57,980 --> 02:54:01,260
Look, I'm going for tall kids, not pretty kids.

4563
02:54:01,260 --> 02:54:02,100
She is.

4564
02:54:02,100 --> 02:54:03,380
Let me see.

4565
02:54:03,380 --> 02:54:04,860
That looks scary.

4566
02:54:04,860 --> 02:54:05,700
That is disastrous.

4567
02:54:05,700 --> 02:54:07,540
She looks really scary.

4568
02:54:07,540 --> 02:54:09,300
Her head is like malformed.

4569
02:54:09,300 --> 02:54:10,300
Yeah.

4570
02:54:10,300 --> 02:54:11,420
Yeah, she's got giant leaves.

4571
02:54:11,420 --> 02:54:14,220
But that's the fucking Chinese super soldier shit

4572
02:54:14,220 --> 02:54:14,860
I'm talking about.

4573
02:54:14,860 --> 02:54:15,940
This is what I'm talking about, Casey.

4574
02:54:15,940 --> 02:54:18,300
That was, it says that it was caused by a tumor

4575
02:54:18,300 --> 02:54:19,340
on her pituitary gland.

4576
02:54:19,340 --> 02:54:20,380
Yeah, OK.

4577
02:54:20,380 --> 02:54:23,340
A tumor put there by the fucking Chinese government

4578
02:54:23,340 --> 02:54:25,980
to grow super soldiers.

4579
02:54:25,980 --> 02:54:28,660
She's an escaped experiment, bro.

4580
02:54:28,660 --> 02:54:30,340
Look at that fucking chin.

4581
02:54:30,340 --> 02:54:31,220
Let me see.

4582
02:54:31,220 --> 02:54:33,780
Holy shit.

4583
02:54:33,780 --> 02:54:36,260
Dude, she looks like a real life nutcracker.

4584
02:54:36,260 --> 02:54:39,340
Bro, that is, she looks, imagine, OK.

4585
02:54:39,340 --> 02:54:40,660
She was 7 foot 8.

4586
02:54:40,660 --> 02:54:43,020
OK, so imagine that coming at you.

4587
02:54:43,020 --> 02:54:45,020
She's a foot taller than our fucking boy.

4588
02:54:45,020 --> 02:54:47,580
Imagine that coming at you with a flak jacket

4589
02:54:47,580 --> 02:54:51,580
and a fucking, a gun made for her, especially made for her.

4590
02:54:51,580 --> 02:54:54,580
Dude, our fucking friend, our friend from our former,

4591
02:54:54,580 --> 02:54:57,700
our friend from our former employer is 6 foot fucking 7.

4592
02:54:57,700 --> 02:54:59,180
And this dude is terrifying.

4593
02:54:59,180 --> 02:55:01,140
And he was in the military.

4594
02:55:01,140 --> 02:55:04,580
Like that dude, I'd be fucking scared if I saw that dude.

4595
02:55:04,580 --> 02:55:07,540
I'd be like, fuck, you're big.

4596
02:55:07,540 --> 02:55:09,620
Dude, how the fuck is something like that alive?

4597
02:55:09,620 --> 02:55:13,700
The first thing that I did when he came in, I go, fuck, you're big.

4598
02:55:13,700 --> 02:55:14,820
That must be nice.

4599
02:55:14,820 --> 02:55:16,300
Dude, he's so fucking big, dude.

4600
02:55:16,300 --> 02:55:17,820
He has like duck to get through doorways.

4601
02:55:17,820 --> 02:55:18,660
That is nice.

4602
02:55:18,660 --> 02:55:19,860
I'm going to apple peck on that.

4603
02:55:19,860 --> 02:55:23,540
She's sitting down and she's fucking taller than people.

4604
02:55:23,540 --> 02:55:25,500
Well, that's a Chinese person, so I wouldn't really,

4605
02:55:25,500 --> 02:55:26,660
I wouldn't really put that.

4606
02:55:26,660 --> 02:55:29,860
No, but she's next to like white American men.

4607
02:55:29,860 --> 02:55:31,740
It's not even that she's tall, dude.

4608
02:55:31,740 --> 02:55:32,780
It's that she's fucking.

4609
02:55:32,780 --> 02:55:33,420
She's huge.

4610
02:55:33,420 --> 02:55:35,980
Her body proportions are literally like.

4611
02:55:35,980 --> 02:55:37,900
Scary.

4612
02:55:37,900 --> 02:55:39,980
Just imagine Dan's face on that.

4613
02:55:39,980 --> 02:55:41,620
Oh my god.

4614
02:55:41,620 --> 02:55:42,740
Just imagine Dan's face.

4615
02:55:42,740 --> 02:55:43,620
Game over.

4616
02:55:43,620 --> 02:55:45,140
It's game over.

4617
02:55:45,140 --> 02:55:47,860
Just imagine if they had the dashing good looks of Dan,

4618
02:55:47,860 --> 02:55:49,220
but the height of her.

4619
02:55:49,220 --> 02:55:50,580
She's fuckable.

4620
02:55:50,580 --> 02:55:51,500
No, she's not.

4621
02:55:51,500 --> 02:55:52,060
No, she's not.

4622
02:55:52,060 --> 02:55:53,020
She's scary.

4623
02:55:53,020 --> 02:55:53,980
I'd fuck her.

4624
02:55:53,980 --> 02:55:56,260
Dude, she looks, she belongs in a horrible way.

4625
02:55:56,260 --> 02:55:57,180
You say you wouldn't fuck her.

4626
02:55:57,180 --> 02:55:58,660
I'd fuck her right in the pussy.

4627
02:55:58,660 --> 02:56:00,340
I would not.

4628
02:56:00,340 --> 02:56:01,900
Have you ever seen that interview?

4629
02:56:01,900 --> 02:56:02,940
Yes.

4630
02:56:02,940 --> 02:56:04,220
The guy doesn't know he's on.

4631
02:56:04,220 --> 02:56:05,180
Fuck her right in the pussy.

4632
02:56:05,180 --> 02:56:06,900
Not the fuck her right in the pussy guy.

4633
02:56:06,900 --> 02:56:07,940
No, which one are you talking about?

4634
02:56:07,940 --> 02:56:10,700
I'm talking about the guy who's like, he's like in his,

4635
02:56:10,700 --> 02:56:12,980
I don't know, he's probably like in his late 20s.

4636
02:56:12,980 --> 02:56:16,140
And they're talking about like some girl,

4637
02:56:16,140 --> 02:56:18,460
like while they think they're off air.

4638
02:56:18,460 --> 02:56:19,660
And he's like, hey, I don't care.

4639
02:56:19,660 --> 02:56:20,700
She's 20.

4640
02:56:20,700 --> 02:56:21,900
I'd fuck her.

4641
02:56:21,900 --> 02:56:22,700
I'd still fuck her.

4642
02:56:22,700 --> 02:56:25,020
And they're like, the lady is in the studio,

4643
02:56:25,020 --> 02:56:27,380
like waiting to cut to him.

4644
02:56:27,380 --> 02:56:28,380
Because he's out in the field.

4645
02:56:28,380 --> 02:56:30,660
You know how they do that with the news reports.

4646
02:56:30,660 --> 02:56:33,140
And he didn't know that he was on.

4647
02:56:33,140 --> 02:56:36,100
And he's like, fuck her.

4648
02:56:36,100 --> 02:56:36,860
I'd fuck her.

4649
02:56:36,860 --> 02:56:38,060
I don't care if she's 20 years old.

4650
02:56:38,060 --> 02:56:39,180
I'd fuck her right in the pussy.

4651
02:56:39,180 --> 02:56:40,420
He says something like that.

4652
02:56:40,420 --> 02:56:41,860
And they cut back to the lady in the studio.

4653
02:56:41,860 --> 02:56:45,740
She's like, oh, sorry about that language.

4654
02:56:47,900 --> 02:56:50,180
I wish my phone wasn't dead.

4655
02:56:50,180 --> 02:56:51,020
I'd show you.

4656
02:56:52,820 --> 02:56:53,660
I don't care if she's 20.

4657
02:56:53,660 --> 02:56:54,500
I'd fuck her.

4658
02:56:54,500 --> 02:56:55,340
I'd fuck her.

4659
02:56:57,940 --> 02:56:59,820
That's fucking nuts, dude.

4660
02:56:59,820 --> 02:57:00,860
So if you were to lose a finger,

4661
02:57:00,860 --> 02:57:02,060
which one would you choose?

4662
02:57:02,060 --> 02:57:03,180
Pinky.

4663
02:57:03,180 --> 02:57:04,500
Ring finger.

4664
02:57:04,500 --> 02:57:05,340
My dick.

4665
02:57:06,620 --> 02:57:07,540
My dick as well.

4666
02:57:07,540 --> 02:57:08,380
Dude, I've always.

4667
02:57:08,380 --> 02:57:10,060
Your pinky makes up for a lot of your balance.

4668
02:57:10,060 --> 02:57:11,340
Your ring finger is just kind of nice.

4669
02:57:11,340 --> 02:57:12,300
You're kind of right, dude.

4670
02:57:12,300 --> 02:57:13,260
Fuck.

4671
02:57:13,260 --> 02:57:14,100
Oh, wait, we're not.

4672
02:57:14,100 --> 02:57:15,140
This isn't Jeopardy.

4673
02:57:17,340 --> 02:57:19,100
Yeah, no, you're probably right about that.

4674
02:57:19,100 --> 02:57:20,580
Cause you can still grab shit.

4675
02:57:20,580 --> 02:57:23,740
Let me see.

4676
02:57:27,820 --> 02:57:29,060
Yeah, I guess.

4677
02:57:29,060 --> 02:57:32,980
But if I, no, I choose my left pinky.

4678
02:57:32,980 --> 02:57:33,820
I don't know.

4679
02:57:33,820 --> 02:57:34,660
Cause look at that, dude.

4680
02:57:34,660 --> 02:57:37,140
No, but you gotta think when you're holding that like that

4681
02:57:37,140 --> 02:57:39,620
with your fucking, with your weird retard hands.

4682
02:57:39,620 --> 02:57:40,860
You're dreaming, dude.

4683
02:57:40,860 --> 02:57:42,140
No, dude, if you do that.

4684
02:57:42,140 --> 02:57:42,980
You're dreaming.

4685
02:57:42,980 --> 02:57:43,820
This sucks.

4686
02:57:43,820 --> 02:57:45,180
This sucks.

4687
02:57:45,180 --> 02:57:49,300
This, it's because this has your bump is touching it.

4688
02:57:49,300 --> 02:57:51,060
Like your knuckle is touching it.

4689
02:57:51,060 --> 02:57:52,940
So when you're doing it like this, you could.

4690
02:57:54,980 --> 02:57:55,820
I choose my ring finger.

4691
02:57:55,820 --> 02:57:58,540
I almost lost my ring finger the other day.

4692
02:57:58,540 --> 02:57:59,940
Look how much easier it is

4693
02:57:59,940 --> 02:58:04,020
if you can just grip with these three fingers and do that.

4694
02:58:04,020 --> 02:58:05,220
Look at that.

4695
02:58:05,220 --> 02:58:06,060
Try.

4696
02:58:06,060 --> 02:58:07,220
Hold on, hold on.

4697
02:58:07,220 --> 02:58:10,060
Dude, and then try and do it without your ring finger.

4698
02:58:10,060 --> 02:58:10,900
Your ring.

4699
02:58:10,900 --> 02:58:11,740
Dude.

4700
02:58:11,740 --> 02:58:13,260
You want the three strongest ones.

4701
02:58:13,260 --> 02:58:15,820
You wanna keep those three strong ones.

4702
02:58:15,820 --> 02:58:16,900
Take the pinky.

4703
02:58:16,900 --> 02:58:17,740
Pinky can go.

4704
02:58:17,740 --> 02:58:18,940
I almost lost my ring finger the other day.

4705
02:58:18,940 --> 02:58:19,780
The problem is.

4706
02:58:19,780 --> 02:58:21,740
I think I lose the pinky.

4707
02:58:21,740 --> 02:58:23,820
Yeah, cause it's like, you know, they say pinky out.

4708
02:58:23,820 --> 02:58:24,980
It's cause you're not using it.

4709
02:58:24,980 --> 02:58:25,820
No, because.

4710
02:58:25,820 --> 02:58:26,640
It's like in the way.

4711
02:58:26,640 --> 02:58:30,060
I got my finger caught in the auto loader and the stretcher.

4712
02:58:30,060 --> 02:58:30,900
Oh shit.

4713
02:58:30,900 --> 02:58:32,700
Dude, it fucking hurt like a motherfucker.

4714
02:58:32,700 --> 02:58:34,820
If it was too, if it was like an inch more in it,

4715
02:58:34,820 --> 02:58:35,780
I would have lost my finger.

4716
02:58:35,780 --> 02:58:39,060
I just dislocated my top knuckle.

4717
02:58:39,060 --> 02:58:40,900
Dude, the absolute.

4718
02:58:40,900 --> 02:58:41,740
I've always thought like,

4719
02:58:41,740 --> 02:58:43,260
if I really wanted to like fuck with somebody,

4720
02:58:43,260 --> 02:58:46,300
like say somebody like hurt my family or something,

4721
02:58:46,300 --> 02:58:47,780
or somebody near and dear to me.

4722
02:58:47,780 --> 02:58:49,580
Yes, let's see what you're talking about.

4723
02:58:49,580 --> 02:58:53,300
I would, I would chop their fingers off.

4724
02:58:53,300 --> 02:58:55,900
Like the first three, because then it's like,

4725
02:58:55,900 --> 02:58:57,700
dude, how are you gonna wipe your ass?

4726
02:59:00,820 --> 02:59:03,380
Dude, that, that every time they go to wipe their ass,

4727
02:59:03,380 --> 02:59:05,380
they're gonna think of me, you know,

4728
02:59:05,380 --> 02:59:06,220
that I chopped their fucking fingers off.

4729
02:59:06,220 --> 02:59:07,820
I would just use my other hand.

4730
02:59:07,820 --> 02:59:08,660
Chop those off too.

4731
02:59:08,660 --> 02:59:09,980
So then they just have two hands

4732
02:59:09,980 --> 02:59:11,580
with like a ring finger and a pinky.

4733
02:59:11,580 --> 02:59:13,820
And they're trying to grip the toilet paper.

4734
02:59:13,820 --> 02:59:14,660
It's just.

4735
02:59:14,660 --> 02:59:15,540
Just cut their hands off.

4736
02:59:15,540 --> 02:59:16,900
Or just take all their fingers off.

4737
02:59:16,900 --> 02:59:18,140
Just cut off their hand.

4738
02:59:18,140 --> 02:59:18,980
Oh dude.

4739
02:59:18,980 --> 02:59:20,940
They're probably just gonna buy a bidet.

4740
02:59:23,540 --> 02:59:27,460
There's that, but it's like, dude, I would, I would.

4741
02:59:27,460 --> 02:59:28,300
I think I would do that.

4742
02:59:28,300 --> 02:59:30,300
I saw this video of this guy online

4743
02:59:30,300 --> 02:59:31,660
who builds his own prosthetics

4744
02:59:31,660 --> 02:59:33,500
because he lost these three fingers.

4745
02:59:34,660 --> 02:59:37,540
And like, he has like motorcycle chain that he uses.

4746
02:59:37,540 --> 02:59:38,900
And like when he flexes his hand,

4747
02:59:38,900 --> 02:59:40,300
it like grips down like that.

4748
02:59:40,300 --> 02:59:42,460
And it's like, has like a decent amount of grip strength.

4749
02:59:42,460 --> 02:59:43,500
And then he flicks it out.

4750
02:59:43,500 --> 02:59:45,020
The motorcycle chain like plays out.

4751
02:59:45,020 --> 02:59:46,140
And it's like, when it's relaxed,

4752
02:59:46,140 --> 02:59:47,460
it's like there's like, it's like loose

4753
02:59:47,460 --> 02:59:48,700
like your fingers are.

4754
02:59:48,700 --> 02:59:49,540
Damn.

4755
02:59:49,540 --> 02:59:50,660
Yeah, it was cool.

4756
02:59:50,660 --> 02:59:52,620
He makes like, he's been making more and more

4757
02:59:52,620 --> 02:59:56,820
like in-depth prosthesis, prosthetics.

4758
02:59:56,820 --> 02:59:58,500
But like it's fucking nuts.

4759
02:59:58,500 --> 03:00:00,740
Like he's like, like, and he like did like a thing

4760
03:00:00,740 --> 03:00:03,340
where he can shut it on and off with like a thing.

4761
03:00:03,340 --> 03:00:06,260
And he can do like things where he like one finger's loose.

4762
03:00:06,260 --> 03:00:07,340
Like he wants his pinky loose.

4763
03:00:07,340 --> 03:00:09,100
He goes like this with it.

4764
03:00:09,100 --> 03:00:11,340
He can go like two of these fingers down.

4765
03:00:11,340 --> 03:00:13,220
And then he can do this too.

4766
03:00:13,220 --> 03:00:14,060
He goes. Oh shit.

4767
03:00:14,060 --> 03:00:15,620
He added that in just for fun.

4768
03:00:15,620 --> 03:00:16,900
So a middle finger one.

4769
03:00:16,900 --> 03:00:18,180
Yeah.

4770
03:00:18,180 --> 03:00:18,780
Damn.

4771
03:00:18,780 --> 03:00:20,860
Dude, that shit's going to be like so much better

4772
03:00:20,860 --> 03:00:23,940
with Neuralink and stuff like that.

4773
03:00:23,940 --> 03:00:24,620
Yeah.

4774
03:00:24,620 --> 03:00:25,540
It's just going to be.

4775
03:00:25,540 --> 03:00:26,260
Dude, it's crazy.

4776
03:00:26,260 --> 03:00:27,500
They're going to have full function.

4777
03:00:27,500 --> 03:00:29,580
You're just going to have fully functioning limbs.

4778
03:00:29,580 --> 03:00:31,460
And then they're going to grow them in test tubes.

4779
03:00:31,460 --> 03:00:33,340
It's going to literally be fucking Star Wars

4780
03:00:33,340 --> 03:00:34,740
where Luke gets his hand cut off.

4781
03:00:34,740 --> 03:00:35,500
No, it's not going to be.

4782
03:00:35,500 --> 03:00:36,540
It's like, cyber pong back on.

4783
03:00:36,540 --> 03:00:39,220
It's not going to be a big deal to lose a limb in like 20

4784
03:00:39,220 --> 03:00:40,660
years.

4785
03:00:40,660 --> 03:00:42,580
It's just not going to be a problem.

4786
03:00:42,580 --> 03:00:43,700
Cadaver limbs are going to be a thing.

4787
03:00:43,700 --> 03:00:46,540
I got something to tell you about Neuralink off the air.

4788
03:00:46,540 --> 03:00:48,260
Why does it have to be off the air?

4789
03:00:48,260 --> 03:00:50,420
There's some things about it that will be off the air.

4790
03:00:50,420 --> 03:00:52,380
But you'll understand.

4791
03:00:52,380 --> 03:00:53,220
Off the air?

4792
03:00:53,220 --> 03:00:53,740
Yeah, dude.

4793
03:00:53,740 --> 03:00:54,780
I'll tell you about it.

4794
03:00:54,780 --> 03:00:57,940
You can't do like an edited?

4795
03:00:57,940 --> 03:00:59,820
No.

4796
03:00:59,820 --> 03:01:01,220
It's got some stuff.

4797
03:01:01,220 --> 03:01:03,140
But I'll tell you about it.

4798
03:01:03,140 --> 03:01:03,660
All right.

4799
03:01:03,660 --> 03:01:05,260
Well, I think I want to hear this.

4800
03:01:05,260 --> 03:01:06,500
So I think we should end this.

4801
03:01:06,500 --> 03:01:07,100
All right.

4802
03:01:07,100 --> 03:01:07,580
All right.

4803
03:01:07,580 --> 03:01:08,940
Merry Christmas.

4804
03:01:08,940 --> 03:01:10,620
Merry Christmas.

4805
03:01:10,620 --> 03:01:12,300
Merry Krimbus.

4806
03:01:12,300 --> 03:01:13,380
Merry Christmas.

4807
03:01:13,380 --> 03:01:16,700
If you like Untitled Podcast, send us an email.

4808
03:01:16,700 --> 03:01:19,580
And like us on X and Facebook.

4809
03:01:19,580 --> 03:01:22,020
Remember the reason for the season, boys.

4810
03:01:22,020 --> 03:01:23,500
Jesus Christ.

4811
03:01:23,500 --> 03:01:27,220
I also told the story of Christmas while you were gone.

4812
03:01:27,220 --> 03:01:29,300
I can't wait to tell us about that.

4813
03:01:29,300 --> 03:01:30,580
Jesus saves.

4814
03:01:30,580 --> 03:01:31,860
Merry Christmas, everybody.

4815
03:01:31,860 --> 03:01:35,020
And to all, a good night.

4816
03:01:35,020 --> 03:01:37,420
And be kind to yourself.

4817
03:01:37,420 --> 03:01:38,580
Fuck off.

4818
03:01:38,580 --> 03:01:40,180
And each other.

4819
03:01:40,180 --> 03:01:42,660
We out.

4820
03:01:42,660 --> 03:01:43,500
I don't know.

4821
03:01:43,500 --> 03:01:44,060
I don't know.

4822
03:01:44,060 --> 03:01:45,100
What the fuck?

4823
03:01:45,100 --> 03:01:46,980
We just don't know if they do or don't.

4824
03:01:46,980 --> 03:01:48,940
How do you know?

4825
03:01:48,940 --> 03:01:51,340
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

4826
03:01:54,780 --> 03:01:58,100
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

4827
03:01:58,100 --> 03:01:58,620
Fuck no.

4828
03:01:58,620 --> 03:02:00,860
This is a little dubby.

4829
03:02:00,860 --> 03:02:01,500
No, no.

4830
03:02:01,500 --> 03:02:04,460
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

4831
03:02:04,460 --> 03:02:05,820
Yes, we are.

4832
03:02:05,820 --> 03:02:09,500
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

4833
03:02:09,500 --> 03:02:11,820
Extended episodes.

4834
03:02:11,820 --> 03:02:14,020
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

4835
03:02:14,020 --> 03:02:15,900
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

4836
03:02:15,900 --> 03:02:19,180
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

4837
03:02:19,180 --> 03:02:21,660
They're killing all the already born babies

4838
03:02:21,660 --> 03:02:23,060
and selling them to the Chinese.

4839
03:02:23,060 --> 03:02:25,780
Aliens exist.

4840
03:02:25,780 --> 03:02:29,820
Somewhere in China, in some base, there

4841
03:02:29,820 --> 03:02:33,980
are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

4842
03:02:33,980 --> 03:02:35,180
Anthropoclesatrum.

4843
03:02:35,180 --> 03:02:36,260
They have dread.

4844
03:02:36,260 --> 03:02:37,300
They're super soldiers.

4845
03:02:37,300 --> 03:02:39,140
Then they are extraterrestrials.

4846
03:02:39,140 --> 03:02:42,580
They are aliens.

4847
03:02:42,580 --> 03:02:44,540
I do not associate with them.

4848
03:02:44,540 --> 03:02:45,540
What a fucking mess.

4849
03:02:45,540 --> 03:02:46,540
I'm going to die.

4850
03:02:46,540 --> 03:02:47,540
Shit.

4851
03:02:47,540 --> 03:02:48,540
Run!

4852
03:02:55,540 --> 03:02:59,140
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK

4853
03:02:59,140 --> 03:03:01,540
got assassinated by the fucking government.

4854
03:03:01,540 --> 03:03:04,020
He got killed by the CIA.

4855
03:03:04,020 --> 03:03:06,860
JFK was killed by the government.

4856
03:03:06,860 --> 03:03:09,580
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,

4857
03:03:09,580 --> 03:03:12,100
feel them die of this virus.

4858
03:03:12,100 --> 03:03:15,140
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.

4859
03:03:15,140 --> 03:03:16,180
They're fucking gone.

4860
03:03:16,180 --> 03:03:17,420
I've seen it happen.

4861
03:03:17,420 --> 03:03:21,220
I think that the government has taken it to the next level

4862
03:03:21,220 --> 03:03:21,900
with the birds.

4863
03:03:25,820 --> 03:03:28,860
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you

4864
03:03:28,860 --> 03:03:30,540
that you are going to be able to raise.

4865
03:03:30,540 --> 03:03:32,860
And they are going to make them so fucking real.

4866
03:03:32,860 --> 03:03:34,420
They're going to sink money into them.

4867
03:03:34,420 --> 03:03:37,060
They know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,

4868
03:03:37,060 --> 03:03:38,580
they're going to be able to convince you

4869
03:03:38,580 --> 03:03:39,580
that things fucking real.

4870
03:03:39,580 --> 03:03:40,380
You can cut it open.

4871
03:03:40,380 --> 03:03:42,100
You're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry.

4872
03:03:42,100 --> 03:03:43,900
But let me tell you, their technology

4873
03:03:43,900 --> 03:03:46,140
is out of solution.

4874
03:03:46,140 --> 03:03:48,820
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

4875
03:03:52,300 --> 03:03:54,780
We're only living in the third dimension.

4876
03:03:54,780 --> 03:04:04,620
Oh!

4877
03:04:24,780 --> 03:04:26,780
Oh shit.

4878
03:04:26,780 --> 03:04:29,780
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

4879
03:04:29,780 --> 03:04:31,780
Okay? I'm not fucking lying.

4880
03:04:31,780 --> 03:04:33,780
It's fucking real. Okay?

4881
03:04:33,780 --> 03:04:35,780
Look it up. Look it up.

4882
03:04:35,780 --> 03:04:37,780
He says that he was doing this shit.

4883
03:04:37,780 --> 03:04:40,780
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

4884
03:04:40,780 --> 03:04:43,780
He says that he was doing it just to survive.

4885
03:04:43,780 --> 03:04:46,780
But he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

4886
03:04:46,780 --> 03:04:49,780
George Soros is the fucking devil!

4887
03:04:49,780 --> 03:04:52,780
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.

4888
03:04:52,780 --> 03:04:54,780
George Soros is fucking evil.

4889
03:04:54,780 --> 03:04:56,780
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

4890
03:04:56,780 --> 03:04:58,780
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

4891
03:04:58,780 --> 03:05:00,780
Just don't fucking get it.

4892
03:05:00,780 --> 03:05:04,780
Everybody's like, no Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

4893
03:05:04,780 --> 03:05:05,780
Donald Trump, right?

4894
03:05:05,780 --> 03:05:06,780
Donald Trump!

4895
03:05:06,780 --> 03:05:08,780
He's not the actual fucking leader.

4896
03:05:08,780 --> 03:05:10,780
It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates.

4897
03:05:10,780 --> 03:05:11,780
It's fucking Elon Musk.

4898
03:05:11,780 --> 03:05:12,780
It's everyone out there.

4899
03:05:12,780 --> 03:05:15,780
Everybody says, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

4900
03:05:15,780 --> 03:05:18,780
Everybody is saying, Elon Musk is so cool.

4901
03:05:18,780 --> 03:05:20,780
He made like a place for all this shit.

4902
03:05:20,780 --> 03:05:22,780
He's the actual government.

4903
03:05:22,780 --> 03:05:23,780
He's trying.

4904
03:05:23,780 --> 03:05:26,780
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

4905
03:05:26,780 --> 03:05:29,780
are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust.

4906
03:05:29,780 --> 03:05:32,780
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking building.

4907
03:05:32,780 --> 03:05:54,780
No fucking walk.