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This one's for you, Ali Mack.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast, Episode 55.
Hello, welcome back.
We're here as always.
Here with Tyler and Ali Mack.
And Casey, you can't forget yourself, man.
Ah, I always forget myself.
This song's called I Lost My Jeopardy, by the way.
I like it.
I feel like I'm playing Grand Theft Auto in my city right now.
Did you see that Grand Theft Auto 6 actually is finally getting announced this month?
Yeah.
The last one in the trailer's gonna be out mid-December.
Yeah.
I refuse to play GTA V until they come out with a new one, so.
Did you guys hear how much they're gonna charge for it, though?
Their CEO is saying some really crazy shit.
What, is it like 80 bucks?
No, because they're thinking about making it cost $150.
What?
Yeah, for the game.
I'm not even kidding you.
What?
Even if it's the best game that's ever came out, I'm not buying it.
That's such a dangerous precedent for the gaming market.
I'm not gonna buy it.
You can't do it.
But like, I don't think they're going to.
But their CEO has said the craziest shit.
He's like, well, with how much people play our game, they should really be like paying on like a per hour basis.
Listen, if I'm paying $150, I better get like every DLC that comes out with the game,
plus like a shark card for like $2 billion or some shit.
What is the justification behind that?
So the new justification is that they haven't raised the price of games since fucking the 1990s.
They have, though.
No, the games have always been $60 since.
And they're 70 now.
Oh, yeah.
And they used to be 50 back on the PS3, too.
Yeah.
Now, I mean, they used to be.
So my dad said when he was a kid, like the old Nintendo games, like the cartridges,
he said they were like $45 when they came out, but maybe with like inflation adjustment, there's no way they cost them.
No, they were.
That's why my dad was super poor.
And like literally, he had three games.
He had The Legend of Zelda for it.
He had you're talking like early games like Nintendo.
Yeah, because it was it was still niche at that point.
It wasn't like people were everybody had it in their fucking house.
Because he had like he had an NES when he was a kid.
And he said that he had like obviously Mario Brothers, because that's what it came with.
He had The Legend of Zelda.
And then he had fucking like some like weird one.
The games were also much more expensive to make back then.
The cartridges, like there's a reason they still fucking work.
It's not like they're just putting it on a CD or better yet, fucking you're digitally downloading it.
You don't even get a piece of like a physical disk.
I wish the state of gaming is shit.
Everything's all online.
I love I love my PC that I got the fucking like monster PC that I got built.
But that you never play with us.
I do.
It's because I have opposite shifts from you guys.
I really do.
I work Mondays and Tuesdays and Saturdays and you guys are always on Mondays and Tuesdays and Saturdays.
I mean, we probably work once a week.
Yeah, it's not like we're playing all the fucking time.
But every time that you're playing, I'm sitting in my fucking day room.
But yeah, like I hate how we don't have physical PC games anymore.
Like at all.
Like remember back in like 2008, they used to have like the fucking like disk that you had to download from shit.
But it's like at least you like if like let's say everything went to shit and you wanted to play fucking.
What's the fucking modern game?
We'll just say modern warfare three just because it's fucking just new right now, which is awful.
It's awful.
But if you want to play it and you don't and you didn't have Internet, you could just go, I'm going to put my disk in the fucking.
If you wanted to play it, don't play it.
If you wanted to play modern warfare three, just put modern warfare two in.
It's a better version of it.
It's still not a great game, but it's a better version of fucking three.
Because my PC doesn't even have a fucking disk drive on it.
I know.
The amount of time they put into making games back then was greater than it is now.
Yeah, I mean, but.
The games were more interesting.
Think about like Super Mario Brothers three.
How like intricate that game was.
Are you high?
What are you high?
So you ever played Super Mario three?
I played Super Mario Brothers three.
You could have used a game like fucking Final Fantasy something that like takes like talking about old fucking game.
Final Fantasy is an old game.
The original one was for the NES.
You fucking retard.
They were troublesome late 90s.
No, it wasn't.
It was it was eighty seven when the first Final Fantasy came.
Okay, gentlemen, I just love Super Mario.
They were troublesome to create because there was no fucking like game engines like Nintendo had to design their own every single game was a brand new thing.
Pretty much.
And now it's that's not true at all.
But you also have games that take years upon years to make.
But but they're still fucking lazy.
They're awful because they know people will still buy it.
They'll fix it afterwards.
They can release a broken fucking product.
And there's people who are pre ordering these games as much as I like Cyberpunk 2077.
It had a rough launch.
Now, now it's really fucking good.
It is.
I have no complaints.
But like when it came out two years ago, that was a travesty.
But like, for example, Grand Theft Auto six, they could release this game and they're not because Rockstar is a pretty good fucking track history unless they outsource shit like the fucking collection that they made HD, which was horrible.
They had a fucking mobile app company design their fucking definitive edition.
That's why it was like that, because it was made by a mobile company.
It was literally ports of the mobile games that they cranked up the resolution on.
Dude, because I that's that's that's it.
Because I used to play.
I used to play Vice City on my phone like when it came out for your phone.
And I'm like, it looks just like the PS2 version.
So it makes a lot of sense that it just looks like a fucking upscale phone game because it was like the dude.
I've never been the biggest Nintendo guy, but I just bought a switch.
It's good.
It's good because fucking Nintendo filters what they let on their fucking device.
They don't let shitty games.
You've never seen a Mario game or like a fucking Mario Kart game have a shitty launch.
That games finished when it comes out.
So that's a thing.
Nintendo finished the shit they made with Nintendo.
Nintendo.
Japanese, bro.
Nintendo always like the money hungry, though they don't put shit on good sales.
No, but the thing is with Nintendo, it's they don't really have third party support because like they do now with the switch.
I mean, kind of.
Yeah, but like they don't really.
They don't really have like they don't really have third party support as much as the other games.
So their fucking exclusives have to be fucking phenomenal.
And they are like I've been playing Super Mario RPG, the remake of the Super Nintendo game.
That's really good.
It's really fucking good.
When Thousand Year Door comes out next year, you have a switch.
You have to fucking you have to get that because the original game for the GameCube, it's one of my favorite games of all time.
I fucking love Paper Mario Thousand Year Door.
I will.
But so I just want to say I just want to finish my point.
Start quick.
So they're saying that they're going to charge one hundred fifty dollars because one they fucking know that there's going to be millions of people that are stupid enough to do it.
And me.
Yes, a lot of people will.
And as much as I want to play that game and as much as I love it, I'm not going to buy a game for that price because that's just scary.
And I know people will.
And it's a feudal move.
It's like fucking they think that they just took ten years to make it that they can charge that much amount of money.
It was been supporting it.
It's been more than ten years.
It's almost been fifteen now.
It came out in.
Yeah, but that's because in 2013.
Yeah, but they've they've that's because they've been focusing on GTA online because.
Oh, no, I think it's so much money for these fucking shark cards to buy these ridiculously priced fucking things in the game.
That's like, oh, yeah, we're going to add a submarine and it makes as much money as most fucking game developers for a fucking full game.
Grand Theft Auto five when it first came out online was really fucking fun because, you know, it was like it was Grand Theft Auto.
But then you fucking get like, what the fuck are those flying scooter things that the fucking people have?
I don't I know what you're talking.
I fucking like.
Yeah, weird fucking like what?
Like when you're walking around the city in laser, you know, laser straight.
It's fucking I'm like, dude, I want to play a fucking game where I'm doing this shit.
And you're like, nope, I'm going to fucking come in with a fucking orbital laser and shoot you.
We have a flying DeLorean with a rocket launcher.
Yeah.
And I'm like, and I'm like, OK, can I just do the fucking thing?
And like the thing is, I'm not GTA.
No, it's not like the thing is like, you know, you know how you have like the like the random like missions and stuff.
I got into I got into GTA five on my PS4 way later than then then because I was still playing it on my Xbox.
But when I played on my PS4 and then when I finally like beat like the the the campaign of it and I went online,
everybody already was like past like all like the initial fucking like things.
And then I started doing the fucking missions.
And then like people would just fuck up my missions on purpose.
And they'd come into my missions like I'm doing like a fucking like thing just to progress the story.
And then like and like a dude, a fucking destroyer, whatever the fuck the enforcer comes down,
shoots my entire group of people and then flies off like, yep, like, OK, fucking Tyrone from fucking Oakland.
You're going to come in and just ruin my fucking day.
I just remember when there was that was raising.
I didn't hear.
I just remember the fucking Tyrone from Oakland.
It's not racist.
It's just a fact.
But no, you fucking like I remember the good old days where there's that one mission that you had to like steal the Titan
and then fly it to Sandy Shores and you got like 40 K and that was like a ton of money back.
Yeah, I had the adder and I had it chrome because I won 50 online races.
I had the RPG and the monkey mask for reaching rank 100 in the minigun.
And like I beat the game.
That's all there was. You got to like buy shit and GTA online.
Right now. Yeah.
But back then, like everything was attainable.
Like if you wanted to play that mission, it would be like me calculating the fucking distance to that galaxy.
But you would have to fucking play that mission so many times you have to like in that game,
you literally have to spend a ridiculous amount of money to make money.
You need to the only way I was able to like get into like be able to like not get murdered on the street every five seconds was I had a fucking.
I got a PlayStation five card for like a PlayStation four card like like a money card for like Christmas or some shit.
And I put it in and I put it all into fucking shark cards.
And then I'm like, I can, you know, play without getting completely slaughtered when I fucking just boot in.
Yeah, I never played it because I was just wanting to get murdered.
I was like, this is stupid.
Like I liked Red Dead Online.
I really liked Red Dead Online, but nobody played it like that was like the thing.
Like I really liked how you made your own camp.
I really liked how like you could be.
There just wasn't a lot to it.
I think everybody was expecting like a big GTA online and there there was deep systems.
It's just they were not bad, but they were kind of grindy like GTA was.
But it was like everybody was expecting like, oh, I want to buy a house.
And I mean, you could.
It just took a long time.
I know. But like the thing was, I really liked it because you could be like, like it started off with three different classes that you could choose from.
You could be an outlaw.
You could be a fucking deputy or you could be just like a fucking homesteader and like fucking like sell shit to people.
And I'm like, that's a really fucking cool idea.
But these fucking kids that play Grand Theft Auto and then played Red Dead Redemption, they don't want to be that shit.
They just want to go around and just shoot random people in a fucking town.
Is there Red Dead Online right now?
Yeah, there is. They just stopped supporting it.
They added like a couple DLCs that for the most part they were pretty fucking minor and then they just stopped supporting it.
Yeah.
But like the player base was furious about it because they're just there.
And like you is this they tried to incorporate the Grand Theft Auto.
Like you could buy just about everything and like the paid currency, which was gold bars, you could get from missions.
But it was so it was so hard to get them.
Like it just there was a huge incentive to pay money and there was certain things.
Hello Daniel.
Daniel fucking.
Oh damn dude.
Welcome Dan the lightning man.
Damn Daniel.
Fucking throwback to 2014.
But like the gold bars also are way more expensive than the fucking shark cards.
Yeah.
Like I paid like I did like 20 bucks for gold bars, so because I would like from the start of Red Dead Online, people were just fucking like buying like the fucking gold bars and getting like the top of the line fucking shit.
And like like because I was doing the deputy.
Completely pay to win.
Yeah, I was doing the deputy fucking like thing and like I would ride into the fucking town and then I'd be like, OK.
And literally this is the second week the game had online and I go, all right, let's let's and like there's like a gang of like of players there that were like the the antithesis of what wife like the deputies were.
So I'm like, all right.
And then he just pulls out a fucking Gatling gun.
Got my eyes.
Yeah, he pulled out a fucking Gatling gun and I'm like, I can't win.
I have a fucking.
Yeah, yeah, cattlemen revolver.
Oh, yeah, that's that's rough.
Going back to like the rock star thing, you think about a game like Minecraft that's like thirty dollars.
You have to pay for it once and they've been updating that shit since 2013.
Look at fucking Terraria.
I bought Minecraft for fucking ten dollars when it was an alpha.
You don't have to pay for shit.
And you can still play that one.
And I can still play it.
I've never I've never purchased Minecraft the second time on my PC.
Yeah.
I bought it on my mom's PC when I was in fourth grade, call of duty where they put out a shit game every year.
Seventy five dollars.
Seventy dollars.
Jack the prices up.
And then to do anything or to get any of the cool looking guns or characters up, you're going to need a fork over another twenty five just for the fucking skin.
Maxis.
And then I get drunk and high and buy the fucking thing and mad at myself the next morning.
And then they release another Maxis skin and I'm like, fuck, I got to buy the wedding skin.
Then I fucking tried to buy Casey the Easter Bunny skin and gave him the wrong one.
Oh my God.
I fucking wrote tactic.
I know I bought the right one and they gave you the fuck.
They gave him a Maxis skin.
Yeah.
A shitty one.
Yeah.
Because I got like flowers and shit.
Dan still hasn't said a word.
Yeah.
He needs to know what to contribute.
Dude, Maxis was so hot though.
God damn, I let it ruin my life.
Who?
Maxis.
That's my wife.
From zombies.
Yeah.
In Call of Duty Cold War.
Fucking, what the fuck is her?
Samantha?
Samantha Maxis?
Samantha Maxis.
Yeah.
Before that you liked fucking what's her face?
Park.
You liked Park.
Oh no.
Was it, was it me that liked the fucking Russian Redhead?
Yeah, you liked the Russian Redhead.
I liked Trover or whatever it was.
I liked Park.
I liked Park because I used Parks for a while until Maxis came out and I'm like, Maxis.
Then fucking John McClane came out.
I just loved it because all the lines just sounded so shitty in comparison because it
was just audio clips.
Yeah.
I used fucking.
You'd be, you'd be, Ka-yey motherfucker in like some super compressed audio file from
the 80s.
I wish you would have bet Dan just doesn't come back.
Yeah.
Yeah, Dan's probably.
Dude, because I was like.
He's got his phone in his key here.
We're good.
I thought it was funny though because like when I, when I would like, when I booted in
Tyler, don't look at the store, like I'm like another Maxis skin drop.
You're like, don't look at it.
Don't they don't deserve, because I was still sober that early in the night.
I was like, Tyler, they don't deserve your money.
I put look at it and you're like, it is an actual cool skin for Maxis.
So I'm like.
I'd be like, oh man, did you see the one Woods got?
I might buy that one.
You're like, look, I'm fucking Bruce Willis or whatever.
That's fucking stupid and not worth $20.
Fucking Beepus was over there as Rambo.
Dude, that was the fucking dude.
The crews and fucking in, in, in cold war was fucking insane.
You have like, you had like Maxis.
Judge Dredd.
Yeah.
All this shit.
I'm like, what the fuck, dude.
I just saw clips from modern warfare 2 and it's like, oh, like you got the Nicki Minaj
character pack and then there's like Snoop Dogg.
You got the Helsing fucking thing.
Fucking LeBron's in the game.
Cause why the fuck not?
And the anime characters they have now in it and shit too?
Yeah.
It's like, what are we playing?
Like this is not fucking Call of Duty.
All right.
We got to get off video games.
We're going to, Dan's going to.
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Untitled podcast.
So the production value may suck, but we got hard.
Not bad.
So can I talk about my, my, my new JFK theory?
I'd love to hear it.
We got crazy shit.
We were talking about crazy shit this week.
We're talking about quantum mechanics.
We're talking about remote viewing.
Yeah.
So we're going to practice a little of that later, by the way.
I can't, I can't fucking wait.
I like that.
So I was thinking about it when I was on the way to the grand and I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
I was like, damn, you want to know what?
I did kind of draw something.
It kind of looked like.
And I was just like, I was like upside down triangle that has the tip broke off from the
bottom.
And then I'm like, the center of that is an upside down triangle and it has a square at
the bottom of my.
And that's your book.
Did you both that exactly what you're supposed to do?
Yeah.
You're not supposed to try and like make it anything.
You're just supposed to draw whatever you're seeing.
Well, at first I was like, you drew the towers.
Do you realize that?
Yeah.
The fucking road was that actually a road, but it was towers.
Was it the Livingston outbridge?
Yeah.
All right.
And I was just like, I was like, I closed my eyes and I saw like a white background
and I saw a black, like a black like wire frame triangle upside down.
And the bottom part was broken off of it and it was squared off.
And then I looked at it and I'm like dead center.
I'm like, it's a, it's a triangle that's upside down and it has a squared off bottom.
We're going to test this again.
And I was thinking and I was like, damn, like I kind of got the blue and the green thing,
right?
You didn't.
I wasn't able to draw it.
My girlfriend was there.
I'm like, I was trying to explain to her what we're doing.
The more I tried to explain, it's like the more she did.
The more I'm just like, okay, this is, I better stop talking.
I didn't even do it.
How do you think I felt when the call dropped and my girlfriend comes downstairs and she's
like, what the fuck are you doing?
I didn't know what the fuck.
She's just sitting there.
She's like, are you like, okay?
And she's like fucking like these astronomical calculations on the top of it.
Like my boyfriend like fucking like.
Get so.
Like what is he doing right now?
I didn't know what the fuck you guys were talking about.
In the triangle.
She came down and she's like, what is that?
I'm like, I'm not even going to try to explain the time.
I was like, I was calculating how long it would take to get to the most distant galaxy
in the observable universe.
I took a Prius and she's like, okay, was this a Bravo or a Charlie fucking care?
So, all right, JFK, it's going to be a real quick one or not.
It might not be.
Let's just see where it takes us.
So, you know how everybody says that like the bullet that killed JFK couldn't have fucking done
like the trajectory that it was.
And they also lost the fucking bullet.
And they lost the bullet.
And they said that, you know, it's one shooter.
And like everybody knew that fucking JFK, like the CIA was trying to kill him anyways, too.
So I do think that Lee Harvey Oswald did kill him.
But I think it was a coincidence on the same day the CIA tried to kill him at the same time.
And you think the CIA sniper just fucking conked it?
I think that both of them.
Oh, no, the CIA guy.
Wait, no.
I think that both of them hit him.
And like in a cosmic coincidence.
In a cosmic coincidence, he got shot with two bullets.
But when the CIA, because the fucking CIA investigated, they're like, we're going to take our bullet out of here.
That is hilarious.
Right.
Because what Tyler Tyler's mind is opening to the fact that two things can be true at the same time.
Most people want to believe that like either one or the other.
And occasionally shit that is super unlikely just does happen.
But like, I think the CIA and Lee Harvey Oswald killed him at the same time.
They both did it.
I love that.
You think like the bullets bounced off the floor?
No, because if you look at the fucking footage, he has two fucking like jerking motions.
And then they're like, yeah, Lee Harvey Oswald had to shoot a...
And it was a bolt action fucking rifle.
And it was like that.
And like even the fastest fucking guy with a fucking rifle, he was a Marine.
So like he was like good with fucking like putting it like doing a bolt and then going back in.
I'm like that would be next to impossible to fucking do a bolt click click.
You think Lee Harvey Oswald got him and he's like on the mic with the CIA guy.
He's like, yo, yo, he's one shot. He's one shot.
He's one shot. He's one shot. Hit him.
He was recruited by the CIA.
Lee Harvey Oswald was recruited by the CIA to kill Kennedy.
But I also think that the CIA was kind of there as like a...
Like that's fucking that's even more nuts.
I think he was hired by the CIA and they had a CIA sniper at the same time being like,
if he doesn't hit him, I'm going to finish the job type thing.
Being like, we can't let this not happen type thing.
And then fucking Jack Ruby is like, we got to fucking silence him because the CIA paid him to.
No, and he thought he thought like the cops in his town with the good old boys society they had back then were going to be like happy that he killed them.
Like he fucking shot him and he was just a fucking whack job.
Some kind of son of a gun on there. Jack Ruby.
Jack Ruby, the guy who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, like what?
Like a couple of weeks or like a couple of days afterwards.
Yeah, he was like nobody had timed in.
That's why that's why I like dudes have to wear vests and shit now when they're going to the court and stuff.
But like, I think that there was a there was also a CIA sniper and they both hit him.
And then they're like, because the injuries don't do like, and they also, if you look at JFK's injuries,
there's two angles that he gets hit at.
Right. And like the bullets hit him.
They're like, oh, he got hit with two bullets.
And I'm like, if you look at the rifle that he had that fucking Lee Harvey Oswald had, it was a bolt action rifle.
And he was fucking like, what? Like 300 yards away or some shit like shooting two perfect shots within three seconds from 300 yards away is fucking almost impossible.
So, so Tyler, my question to you is, do you think the CIA had any involvement in Jack Ruby killing Lee Harvey Oswald?
I think that he that Lee Harvey Oswald was going to seems like the answer would be yes, but I honestly don't think there was no, because I think that people fucking loved Kennedy.
Is Jack Ruby still alive?
No, no, he died.
That was like 60 years ago now.
No, he didn't die.
No, no, didn't they?
I think he died in prison.
He got executed.
No, he didn't know. No, because I think that I think that Jack Ruby when he killed him, he was paid off by the CIA as well.
Because that because Lee Harvey Oswald was going to spill everything type thing.
And the CIA is like, we'll silence him.
Well, how did he get paid off if he fucking went to prison and died in prison?
It's the fucking CIA.
He's probably MK.
Ultra bro, like I would be MK. Ultra to where they're just like, hey, we're going to give your family a new identities and give them a shit.
I really think that fucking I think Lee Harvey Oswald was fucking MK.
Ultra.
And I think that fucking Jack Ruby was also MK.
Ultra because a whole bunch of people like if you talk to like a bunch of people from like back in those times, they're like, there's like they got some weird shit going on.
You know, like they just seem off.
And I don't think it's because like they're they're void people or anything.
I just think because almost everybody was MK.
Ultra back then that like all would take is to like fucking the numbers.
Mason fucking shit.
I think it was more just an age of paranoia more than anything.
Like if you were if you were a fucking if you were an evil government got all your news and they said the most the least reassuring shit all the time.
But if you were if you were an evil government agency like type thing and you're trying to like fuck with people, what better time to do fucking psychological experiments on people than in a time of paranoia?
Oh, yeah.
Like if you if they did, people are already scared.
People are already terrified of the cold war and all that care.
We get rid of a couple homeless people.
And then they're like then they're like, oh, these people these people are already broken broken.
We can mold them into fucking whatever you want.
And then fucking you know, they had like the fucking like captured fucking people and like people there's documented like cases of people getting fucking captured by the fucking CIA and fucked with mentally.
And then they get sent out into the fucking world and they're like all it takes is one trigger phrase and you're fucking out.
They did it to prisoners, they did it to black people, homeless people, black people, the AIDS population.
They did it to fucking everybody.
Instead of giving black people vaccines, they would they would they would inject them with syphilis just to see what would happen.
Right.
Like that was like an accident.
Like Hillary Clinton in the 1980s came out and apologized to whatever community they they fucking injected with syphilis just to see what would happen.
Like what 40 years later she's going to apologize.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's what that's what the repercussions are for the government.
Yeah.
And they think that that's going to work.
That's why they don't mind coming out with shit of like, oh, yeah, MK Ultra happened.
But like everybody that was in government then for the most part isn't there anymore.
So we have nobody to hold it down.
Just wait 40 years and then it will be fine.
Yeah, that's why when they fucking they delist the fucking classified fucking things or they they they they declassify things.
It's like who's going to get in trouble now.
They're all dead.
Yeah.
Or they're all like senile.
It's like are you going to fucking you're going to fucking punish a senile old man if you if you fucking execute them.
They had like fucking what three years left anyways.
Like I want to go back to Kennedy for a second, though.
Don't you think it's a little bit weird?
I mean, maybe I was in a weird school.
But like in fucking elementary school, I remember in fourth grade watching the video of Kennedy get assassinated.
Oh, yeah. It's like I watch that shit now.
Live?
Not live.
Yeah.
Not live.
My grandparents actually got married on the day Kennedy was assassinated.
Really? Like the actual like like the day and year?
The date.
It's quite the alibi, huh?
Yeah.
No, we're getting married.
I think we found our two shooters.
They are.
Stephen King actually wrote a book called 11 23 62.
And then Hulu made a show with James Franco.
Yeah, about them going back in time.
Did James Franco like rape like 47 women or some shit?
I don't know.
Dude, you never know with cancel cancel culture.
You really don't.
Dude, have you seen?
If he raped 47 women, I think he'd be in jail.
Have you seen this shit that?
I don't know any of the facts.
James Franco.
Oh.
Have you seen this shit though that like.
Pineapple Express.
That like.
Seth Rogen.
Yeah, I mean, Disney had like a fucking board meeting and they're like, listen, we can't
be doing this like woke shit anymore because nobody's watching our shit.
They're losing.
They did their fucking earnings report.
They lost three trillion dollars over the last five years.
They made fucking Velma Black.
They made fucking Little Mermaid Black.
What's the new one they made black?
Snow White.
Her name is Snow White because of her skin.
That's literally in the book.
Her skin was as white as snow.
It's part of the fucking book.
And they're like, let's make her snow black.
Snow.
Snow Black.
You know, the funny thing is.
Coal Black.
They weren't.
They weren't like anti woke.
Well, actually, they kind of were back in the day.
I'm pretty sure Walt Disney was.
Was it fucking Nazi?
Yeah, but remember, I was like Pocahontas came out and I was like, damn, I really like
that skin complexion.
And here I am now.
Here I am now.
They like Lilo and Stitch.
I was like, oh my God, that fucking.
Oh, that fucking thickness from the fucking from his sister.
Dude, my girlfriend like acts like the fucking mom.
I think that's what it was.
I was like, oh my God, that's that's I'm like Stitch.
That's that's my my sister's mom.
I mean, I mean, my my my go to back then was fucking Gwen from Total Drama Island and fucking
Thorne.
That's the emo chick.
Yeah.
Thorne from the Hex Girls.
Sam from Danny Phantom.
Who's the oh Sam.
That's a good one.
Who's the who's the fucking one from Kim Possible?
She go.
Oh, mm.
Dude, also they fucked with our taste, a woman nice and young.
Also, the same thing is like with the fucking with like the Pixar moms, they made their
fucking like they're so fucking thick.
Oh, my God.
And like Mrs. Incredible.
OK, so this is that shit's ass is bigger than the rest of her body conspiracy theory that
I have about Mrs. Incredible because she's a girl and she can form her body however she
wants.
Do you think she makes herself more thick?
Yeah, she's kicking herself.
Do you think that she makes herself thin and have a fucking big ass?
Well, you think Mr. Incredible is going to settle for just anyone?
He wants to clap fucking superhuman cheeks.
OK, so no, Mr. Incredible.
She has to stretch out for that.
He's got to have a massive cock like look at the size of that man.
That's like a borderline.
So we got this weed called Obama runs.
I'm better out of a bottle of a fucking bottle on there.
Now you're smoking.
That looks like borderline like race, racial.
That picture.
We're smoking.
Don't be.
Let's not make that the piece of shit.
I'll fucking kill you.
Jason, you're smoking crack out of a unfiltered pipe.
We're smoking shit out of a filter pipe.
Wow.
Let me get a whiff of that.
It just smells like fucking Obama runs.
That smells like citrusy.
I hate to smell weed, but that smells good.
Even if you don't like the smell.
I can't take it.
It smells like fucking catnip.
Fucking you guys just smoke catnip.
We out here smoking Simba.
I like that.
That's earthy.
That's fruity.
I'll stick to my cigars.
It's probably the most artificial shit in there that makes it smell fruity.
You think so?
I don't know.
I got something to talk about after off the air.
Off the air?
We don't leave anything off the air.
Everything is on the air.
This is shit that we'll get canceled for and it's HIPAA.
Okay.
Never mind.
There's something we don't talk about.
Wait.
I'm not going to break HIPAA.
Do we want to do quantum mechanics with Ali Mack or do we want to take a break for that?
We can take a break.
Let's do quantum mechanics.
I want to smoke first.
I want to smoke first before I do quantum mechanics.
Let's do remote viewing.
No, not with that I need to be high for I think.
We'll come back with that.
We'll come back.
I'll throw in the lab coat and I'm going to be the doctor doing the remote viewing experiment.
We'll be back.
This time though we cannot tell.
I swear to God I saw a pyramid the last time too.
Do you have scrap paper?
What?
Yeah.
We need scrap paper or a pen and paper or something.
We cannot talk.
We cannot communicate.
We also have to turn off the lights and then blindfold ourselves.
I just shut my eyes.
All right.
We'll be back.
Don't go anywhere.
Goodbye.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
Episode 55 motherfuckers I'll kill your family.
Good old five five.
Welcome to quantum mechanics with Ali Mac.
I got this is a Doctor Who theme.
Doctor Who is just Ali Mac.
So what were you trying to figure out?
What are you trying to calculate?
So I did calculate it.
So what I was trying to calculate and let me let me get the name of the galaxy up.
I don't want to sound like a fucking you're talking about like a star that we couldn't
reach because it was it was not a star.
The Unreachable star universe was expanding faster than we could travel or something.
Yes.
So I was referring to I was saying I think I kicked off by saying I want to move to GNZ
11 which got read by everybody.
Nobody touched it.
I don't want to entertain that at all.
All right.
Ali Mac's going to say some stupid shit.
We don't need to respond to him.
He's going to say it anyways.
And that is a GNZ 11 is a high red shift galaxy that's found in the constellation Ursa Major.
It is the farthest it is among the farthest known galaxies from Earth ever discovered.
So it's about 32 billion light years away.
And that's just an incomprehensible amount of that.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
That is and that's a galaxy.
And that's not like the limits of the galaxy.
It's like I said we have the observable universe.
That's everything like the galaxy has only been around for however many fucking years
like three something billion years old.
Yeah.
So this is just the newest light to have reached our planet.
So like when we look at a galaxy like that that the big bang in the cosmic scale relatively
pretty much just happened.
How can we see that far away.
It doesn't make sense.
I mean it's through telescopes like you want to see with GNZ 11 the best look we have at
it and that is a superimposed image.
Oh like you really don't know what's there.
Like we just that's the furthest thing away.
That's the furthest galaxy.
It's it's the oldest and most distant known galaxy yet identified.
But the universe is still expanding.
Yes.
But that's the last like thing that it made.
So we know the first thing that it was made.
No it's it is not necessarily.
Yes.
It's the opposite way that we're going.
I am the Alpha and Omega.
So you need to realize when we look at this and it's like the essentially we're looking
at it you're looking millions of light years into the past just by looking at that galaxy
because the light the light the light takes that long to travel.
That's why it's called a light year.
A light year is the light year is the measurement of sugar content.
It's like everything starts out from a center point where the big bang happens.
It's essentially like sugar.
Gia and whatever is going this way.
We're going this way.
You're fine.
Just take a sip of it bro.
Traveling in opposite directions.
So Dan, Dan do you know what a light year is?
It's it's the amount of time it takes.
It's buzz.
It takes light to travel one year.
Yeah.
So.
Is that right?
Yes.
So when you look.
No it's how far light travels in one year.
Yes.
That's why that's a much better way to put it.
It's a it's a it's a distance of measurement and also a speed.
Yes.
Because and gravity fucks with everything including light.
But.
That's why time is relative and everything.
But when you look.
It's 2007 Halo flavored.
Is it really?
Yeah.
You know this fucking now and do is really derailing what I'm trying to go for.
Is this from 2007?
No.
It's a remake of the of the Halo 2007.
Because I saw a video online where a guy found a 50 year old bottle of Coke in a river.
And he drank it.
And he just drank it.
Yeah.
Sorry Ali man.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna have another sip of this.
It's good right?
Yeah this is delicious.
Okay well now the Mountain Dew festivities.
It tastes like 2007.
Have fucking concluded the production quality.
We need a fucking schedule down here.
I didn't say anything about Mountain Dew.
But.
So yes.
When you're looking at this galaxy though.
You are looking millions of light years.
Billions sorry.
Of light years into the past.
So you're seeing something that happened billions of years ago.
When you look at that.
No.
That's how long that light takes to travel.
It's not like.
Everybody's taking a sip.
Like when you look up into the even the.
I hate cherry.
Close stars to us.
We're still looking.
It doesn't taste like cherry.
Hundreds if not thousands of years in the past.
Right.
Because that's just how fucking far away they are.
And that gets me that gets me freaked out.
Like I got what's known as megalophobia.
You just got cancer.
Which is the fear of stuff that's large.
And occasionally.
You think of the universe.
And you're.
God fucking.
Can we stop with the Mountain Dew.
Fucking Christ.
Sponsored by Gamer Fuel.
Mountain Dew.
2007 Halo Edition.
Okay.
So.
So think of this.
Right.
So picture.
You're in the middle of the ocean.
Yeah.
Right.
Stranded.
On a dinghy.
And you look up.
You can't see anything in any direction.
Right.
That's massive.
Yeah.
That's.
That's literally you floating for fucking months.
Yeah.
To even get to land.
Yep.
Months.
Yeah.
Now think of that.
Right.
Like expanded into our solar system.
Exactly.
The space between planets.
That's.
It's not even.
It's so far to the next planet.
That.
If you were out there.
Like say you had an infinite oxygen supply.
And.
You were just floating through space.
And.
It would just take you.
You would never get there.
You would die before you ever got there.
Yes.
Even if you were.
Even if you were doing.
10,000 miles an hour.
You would die before you got to the next planet.
So.
So what you're saying right now is exactly what led me down my fucking rabbit hole.
I died down that day.
Because I was like all right.
What's the furthest galaxy we know of.
And then just to put it into terms that I can attempt to comprehend.
Which you really can't.
You really can't.
You just know it's incomprehensibly large.
But to make it to put it in layman's terms to myself.
I was like I want to know how long it would take me to get there.
If I drove a car.
Somehow or like a rocket ship.
But I made the joke of it being a Prius.
Going 60 miles per hour.
It's a good car.
The entire.
You have.
Yes.
You have excellent taste.
Yes.
But I was like if I if I go 60 the whole way there I just set the cruise control and fucking go lights out.
It fucking nose down.
But it knows that I'm calling tonight.
But if you fucking do that I was wondering how long it would get me to take me to get there.
And I couldn't I looked this up expecting an immediate answer.
Didn't get one.
I was like fuck it.
I'm going to figure it out.
So then you have to calculate it which honestly is not that crazy.
How far is it.
It's thirty two point.
I think I think that we just know it's thirty two billion light years away.
So I did these calculations like the numbers I was putting in there wasn't bullshit.
I had to I had to get a converter that was converting numbers out of scientific notation because of how fucking ridiculously long these numbers are.
But I came here.
Where were you trying to get.
Where's the angle.
So I wanted to see if I was going 60 miles per hour.
How long it would take me to reach a GZ GNC 11 GN dash C 11.
So and I knew this was going to be a ridiculous number.
If you were going 60 miles an hour did even Jupiter that's going to take you hundreds if not thousands or tens of thousands of years just because of how fucking long that is already.
Just off of that you're already in the velocity equals distance over time.
Yes.
So so when I did these calculations 60 miles an hour.
So it's got to take multiplied by T.
Yes.
Well I wasn't this is more like I was writing it out so I could keep track of the thoughts that I was just spewing out of my brain at this point.
But you know the distance right.
Try to figure out time.
So OK.
So here here's the beginning of my thought process.
First you got to figure out how long a light year is and then you need to put that into miles and a light year is just a measly.
Five quintillion five almost six quintillion miles.
So you're already at.
You're up there.
You're fine.
I didn't even know that was a number.
Yeah.
So then I was saying all right so we're going 60 miles per hour.
So you just divide that by 60 to get that.
And then you're going to be doing so to make it so to go a light year in a car going 60 miles per hour.
That's going to take you at 97 quadrillion nine hundred eighty three trillion three hundred thirty three million three hundred thirty three thousand three hundred thirty three point three repeating hours to do.
That's just one light year.
Why are we using hours.
Now we got to just can we break that down into days.
So days days days is the one that I have not done yet and I will get that number by 24.
I know I know what I know.
Well no because that's just one light year.
That's just one light year.
So how many years.
So how many years would it take.
I did not do that.
Calculate you really got to ask the fucking number.
I want to do I'm going to do it right here.
I got the works already been done.
Just let me fucking go.
We're talking about scientific calculators in this business.
Scientific notation calculators you'd be there all day.
We could have fucking been there already.
Well not quite.
Once you start breaking out math I go to sleep.
Well not quite because the.
So if it was going to take us and we're converting this in hours.
So if you would like to divide this number by by 24.
I don't think it's going to work.
Okay.
So I'll tell you in a minute.
But just because I can't read this number because of how long it is.
It would take you three sextillion one hundred thirty five quintillion four hundred sixty six quadrillion six hundred seventy trillion hours.
All I heard was sex.
Yes.
That's all I got out of that.
That was sex.
I know you did.
That is what I said.
And then I broke it down into minutes and that was did somebody say night boos.
That was six hundred three sextillion one hundred thirty five quintillion four hundred sixty six quadrillion six hundred seventy trillion.
So and then we had that minutes.
I didn't even put that one into words.
Tyler's doing the old man's sleep.
Wow.
Oh no I did do the days.
I don't like.
I did do the days so it would take us.
This fuckers just do it.
It would take.
But this is to grasp the size of just how fucking absurd our universe is.
So if you were.
Ali Mac.
I could barely pass geometry.
So you should listen up then.
You can't get there is what you're saying.
Well you can.
Oh well actually.
So this was all running under the assumption that we could stop the expansion of the universe because our universe.
Okay.
So imagine you and me are standing on a road right.
Here's how I describe the stretching in the universe.
Us three are lined up on a road.
Okay Casey is Casey is exactly three feet in front of me.
You are exactly three feet behind.
There's four people here and we're running in opposite directions.
For the purpose of this it's simpler if there's three.
You are part of this.
You're not math here.
Okay.
But regardless the stretching would be like if over time you moved.
I'd like to shut the fuck up.
You don't even have a mic in front of you.
Okay.
It would be like if you took a step back and Casey took a step back.
But the thing is nobody moved.
Everything just stretched.
That's essentially what our universe is constantly doing.
And which direction?
All directions.
It's stretching for you.
If we're on this figurative road it's stretching for you.
It's stretching for me.
It's stretching for Casey.
It's stretching for Tyler who's quintillions of miles down the fucking road.
It's stretching for everybody.
It's not like there's a point of expansion.
It's just everything is moving further apart.
So that expansion rate is faster than the speed of light.
What's it expanding into?
We don't fucking know.
It's just expanding into nothingness.
So like as much as I don't like you.
Nothingness.
We do know.
It's nothingness.
Nothingness would be something.
Well it's empty space.
It's a vacuum.
Casey you can't say it's nothingness though.
Because at the same point we don't know that there's a limit to the universe.
The primary theory to it is that the universe is just kind of infinite.
We just see.
It is because everything has to go somewhere when it's expanding.
And when it starts expanding like the edge of the universe that creates something.
So technically it's not really anything until something is there.
But Casey.
Can we see?
It could be there.
We just can't see it.
Can we see the big bang?
That hasn't happened yet to us.
Can we see?
No.
Because that was what 13.8 billion years ago right?
Yep.
God damn right.
Yes.
It was somewhere around there.
I can't remember the exact figure.
The numbers are so large for all of this shit.
So I don't know.
Do we know where like the big bang happened?
No.
Like where the point is?
No.
I'm almost.
But aren't we able to see where everything is expanding from?
Like isn't there a central point?
You know.
I feel like.
I don't think there is.
It's more like we're this blip that popped up and everything else is so far away.
There has to be a central point if everything is expanding.
Yes.
But it would be.
Tyler you're gonna fuck them like.
Yes but there's a very good chance that we.
Oh no don't do that.
There's a very good chance that we can't see where that point was and it's also.
You get into all this crazy shit.
Tyler we haven't had any difficult.
So hold on a sec.
Hold on.
Let's back that up.
Tyler stop sabotaging the fucking podcast.
Get out from underneath the table.
Jesus Christ.
Ow something bit me.
Fucking Tyler.
Fucking take him away.
Don't make me get kneeled to grass up on your ass.
Like okay so here's the thing.
Right.
Yeah.
If we can't see the edges.
Of the universe.
Hey does my voice sound different on this mic.
We don't have any idea where it started.
Yes.
So say it was ripples in a pond.
That is a great way to explain.
Exactly.
It is ripples in a pond.
If it was ripples in a pond.
Right.
We would have an idea of where the center is.
Because we have our ripple.
We could see both ends of it.
Right.
We could see both sides of the circle.
Top of that.
Okay.
But this there we can't see the ends of it.
So how do we know.
Tyler.
So how do we know.
You can get your autism under control.
So how do we know that it even has edges.
We're assuming it has edges.
Well we're not necessarily assuming it has edges.
It's just everything.
Everything is a fucking theory.
So the reason we call it the observable universe is again.
It's just that's that's the stuff that exists around us that has had enough time to show us its light.
So that we can look at it trillions of years in the fucking past.
Not trillions but billions of years in the past.
And that's just kind of where we're at.
But when you get into this stretching factor.
It's this stuff that's that far away.
Really most things that are far away.
Like the chances of us ever even making it to the Andromeda galaxy.
Do which is the closest galaxy to the Milky Way.
The chances of us ever making it there are so astronomically low.
Just because like the window will have closed at that point where like it's not the windows closed.
We need to know how to go faster than light.
Which we do not suspect is possible without the exception of a wormhole.
But even if we knew how to make a wormhole.
It's just gonna based off our theories.
It's just gonna dump you out somewhere.
Just fucking somewhere.
It could be in a completely different ripple.
And like that's what I was saying.
Where like if you went through a wormhole.
You would pop out on the other end.
And for all you knew it was most likely another universe.
Because you'd be seeing shit that we just didn't see here.
So like none of the constellations would be the same.
Like you would just be in what essentially is a separate universe.
At that point you would have no way of knowing that you were still in our existence.
So what if what you think is so far away.
Right. As you look off into the night sky.
Alright picture this.
You ever play a video game where like say a 2D video game like Mario or something like that.
Where you walk through one side of the level and you pop back up on the other side.
Yeah and then you have like the wormhole theory where you got those two points and you.
Right.
Like the pencil thing.
So what if what you're seeing.
Right.
That you think is so far away.
If you traveled out there would actually bring you back around.
To us.
Like almost like a flat universe theory.
Like going through a dimension.
No like a round universe theory.
Well a wormhole is just going through the portal.
Because things in this universe.
Yeah.
Energies they form around circles.
Right and balls.
Yup.
That's how everything in this universe operates.
So wouldn't it make sense that.
You don't see any fucking cubic planets.
Right.
Because it revolves around a central point.
So.
Wouldn't it make sense that the universe itself then the fabric of the universe is circular.
Yes.
I agree with you.
So that when you see that point.
What?
When you go towards it you're actually coming around to the other side.
Like the earth.
That's very.
And so everything we think is so far away.
It's actually not.
What?
It could be.
Right so we see it so far away.
But it's actually a refraction and it's circular.
Hey Dan.
And even if that is though.
It's still ridiculously far away.
Oh shit we just need a battery.
Yeah we can cut some stuff in there.
Hmm let's not get one.
So with this.
I mean the only thing that kind of is fucking me up a little bit here.
With what you're saying is like.
But the thing is is that like we sent Voyager 1 out.
Fucking.
I can't even remember.
Years ago.
It took fucking decades to reach the edge of the solar system.
Yeah.
That's the satellite that took a picture of the pale blue dot.
And that's just to get out of our solar system.
And everything else is just as far away as it was.
So are you saying that you would need something that could go faster than the speed of light.
Or are you saying that.
To get there.
Yeah.
I'm saying that there.
I'm saying that you're thinking like a third dimensionalist.
And I'm saying you need to open your mind.
Past the wormhole stuff.
Past that.
Right.
What I'm telling you Ali Mac.
Is that your mind's playing tricks on you.
Okay.
And that's your eyes are there to deceive you.
In this life.
You gotta.
Elevate.
Use your third eye.
Close these eyes.
Look.
I want to.
And think that what you see.
Out there.
Could be right here next to you.
Tyler.
And I want that to be the case.
Because like you think of.
You think of the situation.
I'm thinking of a picture in my mind.
There's.
Draw it for me.
There's this.
There's this story.
For god's sake.
Are we still talking about this?
Shut the fuck up Tyler.
We listen to you go on a fucking tangent about retards in a movie theater watching Five Nights
at Freddy's for like an hour.
Because that's actually funny.
No it was the same joke.
Yeah.
For like an hour.
That's always funny.
I'm trying to have a deep conversation.
I'm getting my third eye opened up over here.
And you're really pulling me back.
You're slamming that eye shut.
I want to open it.
It's because he's not hearing the Doctor Who music.
I know.
Wait there's Doctor Who music on there?
Yes.
But I get what you're saying.
Because there's a story I like.
Which is like.
You have this two dimensional bank.
And then we can just.
Be like alright.
We're looking at this two dimensional bank.
We can just take the money out of the safe.
Did they have two dimensional coins?
And then we can just.
We can just.
No.
You think Zelda is a real princess?
No.
That'd be awesome.
Do you think that Maxis.
I could fuck her in a different universe?
Okay, so Tyler, we need to get you reincorporated here.
I know what's going on, I just don't care.
Well, I revert to my question,
which you gave me a very vague answer,
and I wanna hear your explanation.
I asked Tyler if he believed in the multiverse,
and his response was partially.
I believe in not necessarily the multiverse,
I believe in tangent timelines,
and the tangent timelines, every decision that you make,
you make a different universe,
and every single universe exists,
and every single universe doesn't exist at the same time.
So are you talking about different,
so here's the big question I wanted to ask you.
Do you think that they exist in different existences
at that point, like you create a new existence,
or do you believe that you just create another universe?
Because that's a difference.
So I think that every decision you make, you've already made.
Yeah, like you got your darkest timeline shit,
like community, yeah.
So every decision you've made,
you've already made that decision.
Hell, I made a decision where I sat here the entire time
and listened to you, that's a completely different universe.
Yeah, I'd fucking like to be,
I'd just like to be in the one
where you weren't trying to unplug the mics.
I wasn't trying to unplug the mics.
That would be a cool universe.
I was being a cat.
Okay.
Fucking no audio difficulties, by the way.
Ali Mac, I'm on board with this.
Yeah, we'd like to shout out to our sponsors for that.
So I'm in this segment.
We're getting fucking derailed over here though.
Shout out to our sponsors
for the audio quality of this podcast.
Yeah, no, we're killing it tonight.
Gamer fuel.
But so there's multiple timelines that you can go down.
So I get that, but you need to define timeline
for me a little bit more specifically.
Timeline is an entirely different reality, I guess.
But so a new existence.
So this is what I actually think.
It's separate from us.
We couldn't travel there.
I think that every decision you make, there's a line.
There's the main prime timeline
that even if you make random decisions and things like that,
even though like the timeline looks like it would spread out
like this for every decision that you'd make,
I think that there's forces that are guiding us back,
even if like, so this is the main timeline.
You can make five, 10 decisions
and they spread out like this.
I think eventually all the time.
You're thinking about like the fifth dimension right there.
I think all the timelines will converge eventually back
to the main timeline that you're trying to do.
I think that there's the main prime timeline
and every decision that you make can split off.
But when you split off the things,
something will always bring it back to.
But there's an endless amount of decisions.
There are an endless amount of decisions.
But I think that in the grand scheme of things,
there's a straight line that we're all going down.
And no matter what we do, we're gonna get-
You think there's a canon timeline.
We're all gonna be gravitate,
gravitized to the main timeline.
And I think that's where God comes into it
because God can't directly- Oh God, here we go.
This is, no, but they talk in science here, Tyler.
No, but like-
I can't fucking know that question was gonna go to God.
Okay, so it goes from everyone going like,
oh, we're making our own decisions,
but he can slightly guide us back to the right one.
Do you believe that there's endless gods?
No, I think that there's one God.
So we don't have fucking free will.
We do have free will.
That's the thing that I was talking about last episode,
is that God can see every decision that we make
because he can see it from the fucking,
he can see the multiverse, I guess,
from a divine perspective.
And he knows every single choice.
Freaking Neil deGrasse.
Neil deGrasse Tyson's a fucking human piece of garbage
and I can't wait till he's fucking dead.
I wanna fucking see him fucking me.
So tell me why you don't like Neil deGrasse.
He's a fucking annoying prick
who fucking thinks that he's a fucking,
like fucking black science man thinks that he's God now.
He replaced God with himself.
No, I think he just,
I think he just tries to figure shit out.
But he's a fucking real arrogant son of a bitch.
I mean, he can be arrogant.
Yeah.
But I just-
Have you seen him talk on these fucking podcasts?
He used to be cool.
He's a dickhead now,
but I don't think he's trying to play God.
He's like, he doesn't think outside of the box at all.
No, he used to though.
No, but if he looks at me,
like specifically when he was on Joe Rogan,
every time that he was like talking
and then Joe would like try to like throw something into it,
he just overpowered Joe.
Yeah.
And then basically be like,
I'm more important than you, type thing.
Yeah.
And he's like, he's like,
oh, Joe Rogan, he's not really that smart.
He's more like an ADD kind of like,
his attention is just, he's interested in a bunch of things.
It's like, fuck you.
It's like, all right, you can fucking
don't jerk off the fucking stars or whatever.
I don't fucking care.
Okay.
And then he tries to explain things.
Like he's explaining it to like fucking four-year-olds.
It's like, dude, the shit you're explaining,
we all learned-
The thing that I hate about him
is that he tried to get political after like doing his stuff.
And he-
He covered that though.
But like he specifically said,
if you don't know about it, don't talk about it.
And it's just like, okay, you don't know shit about politics.
So shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I just wanted to get back to the multiverse thing.
So mine, it's a little bit-
Are we still talking about this?
Tyler.
I thought we were done.
No, you just started ranting about shit
we've already talked about, about Neil deGrasse.
Okay.
I asked you one question about the multiverse.
I went to God.
Just want to give my take on the multiverse here.
I'm gonna jerk off into your cup.
Okay.
That just got violent.
Wow.
Shit just got violent around here.
Regardless-
Tyler.
That was aggressive.
Draw a picture of what I'm thinking.
No, you can't do that.
It doesn't work like that.
But regardless, I think we need to warp,
I think we need to warp what we think of as a multiverse.
I think we need to realize that our universe
is so fucking big and so incomprehensibly large
and has so much shit in it that we don't even know about.
There's such a good chance that there's just clones
of the Milky Way within our own infinite Milky Ways
with infinite Earths, with the same cities,
the same everythings, just because the universe is so large
that it is impossible that this shit hasn't unfolded.
Are you thinking like Rick and Morty?
Like different universes?
No, no.
Or are you thinking that our universe itself has-
Our universe is just infinite
so it can encapsulate everything within.
But what you said earlier means that it's not infinite.
Because you said, like, if it's ever expanding,
then it means it has to-
It's stretching.
That's why I disagree with people that say it's expanding,
because it's not like your universe is,
like, I guess in the sense of it, it's growing, but it's not.
But if it's growing, then that means that there's an end.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't mean that it's gonna stay that end,
but it means that-
It's not growing, though.
Everything that's here already exists.
But you're saying you're contradicting yourself.
I'm not.
Because you're saying, oh, it's ever expanding,
but if something, or if ever stretching-
You're not understanding what the expansion of the universe is.
I understand what the fucking expansion of the universe is,
because I fucking did, like, astronomy and shit.
But like-
You just said you got, like, a fucking F in geology.
I did, but I fucking did astronomy,
which was fucking actually fun.
I failed earth science.
No, I failed-
You said you got an F in geology.
Geometry, by the way.
Geometrion started knocking off
its fucking cops.
It's the math one.
No, but the universe is not fucking growing.
Everything's already here.
It's just everything is moving further away apart from everything.
But if everything's already here,
then that means that there's a fucking edge.
But it's not like that, though.
I, so you and me, we're in a line, right?
Yes.
None of us are moving, but we're all getting further away.
All right, that's not saying that there's walls.
It's just saying that down there,
they're moving just as far away as we are.
Everything has to have an end point.
There is not a central point to this.
There is not a, that's what I'm trying to convey here.
It is not expanding around something.
This isn't like a fucking explosion
where it just gets bigger and it's stretching.
It's every point is stretching away from one another,
and we can't see that far.
We have no proof to suggest that the universe is not infinite.
There is not a single point.
We also don't have proof that the universe is infinite.
Yes.
So both of us could be right.
Yes, but I am not contradicting myself.
You are contradicting yourself.
No, I am not.
Because you don't understand what the expansion is.
You're saying that it's expanding.
There's a universe where you're both right.
If it's fucking expanding, then that
means it has to expand out to somewhere.
No.
If it's fucking expanding, then that
means that there's a fucking edge to what the fucking the edge is.
No, you're putting that edge there.
You're putting that edge there.
There's nothing putting an edge there but you talking right now.
So what do you think's beyond?
You think that there is no beyond.
It's fucking infinite.
That's the point.
Nothing can be infinite.
That's not physically possible.
Why?
It's infinite, but the edge of space,
the space doesn't exist until we put something there.
I disagree with what you're saying too,
because you're saying that we have a bunch of shit here,
and then there's an endless void around us.
And I don't believe that.
What is there then?
It's just an infinite universe.
There's millions and trillions and infinite galaxies,
infinite planets.
No, what's beyond the edge of space?
There is no edge of space.
There is, because there has to be everything came.
No, that's what I am trying to describe to you.
There is no edge.
There is an edge of space.
There has to be an edge.
Dude, this is what fucking Flat Earther said.
There's got to be an edge to the Earth, guys.
There's got to be an edge.
You are making connections that aren't there.
I'm seeing what you're talking about now,
when you put it in terms like that.
But you guys, you're thinking, and I
know I'm thinking more close-minded than you are.
But you guys are thinking close-minded here.
You're putting the universe in a box.
There has to be a point where matter, though,
stops expanding.
See all this stuff?
There's an edge to it.
Yeah, because that's the case.
I see what you're saying.
You're saying the universe is infinite.
I see what you're saying, but I don't agree with it.
There is more galaxies, no matter how far you go.
Why?
Why do you disagree?
There has to be an ending.
Why?
Why do you think there isn't an ending?
Well, what if it's a circle?
Because everything else, like an orifice?
What evidence would suggest to me that there's an edge?
What if it's a globe?
Then that means that there's an edge to a globe.
If everything came from the Big Bang,
then there's a point where matter has not gone yet.
And that's the end.
That's the edge.
No, I disagree with that.
There's more void out there.
I don't buy into this void there.
That's literally been proven.
Show me the facts.
If you believe in the theory of the Big Bang,
then that has to be true.
Then there's an edge.
No.
Because all matter came from a central point, right?
And if there's the edge of matter, then that's the end.
Even if it's always expanding.
I disagree.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Is that even?
I don't understand that you disagree with that.
That it couldn't be that it's not infinite.
I'm just saying for matter, there's an end.
Casey, because we have such a rudimentary understanding
of all of this shit.
We do.
He's not wrong.
It's like you just don't know.
We can be like, oh, yeah, this is what the Big Bang is.
We don't fucking know what the Big Bang is.
We have no fucking idea what caused it.
It was God.
We don't know if it was real.
The only thing that we have a guess,
that's why it's called the Big Bang theory, Casey.
We don't fucking know everything about it.
Everything was just going to talk about this shit.
If everything is expanding at a certain speed,
then there has to be enough time that goes by where there has
to be a point where the matter can't get to.
Casey, time doesn't work that way, though.
That's not how time works, though.
I'm being dead on this.
It's a fucking shit.
Time in this universe moves in one direction.
If it's stretching out, there has to be a point
where it can't stretch anymore.
Look, we're fucking past that now.
But when you're with time, Casey, time,
there's so many factors that affect time.
It's not like time on Earth here.
We've already been through the whole thing.
You park your pass on the other side.
There's a number of factors that affect physics in general.
And one of the creepiest of them is whether or not physics,
if the physics are being observed,
if they're being observed, they change their behavior.
So it's like the tree in the forest.
If it falls, nobody's around.
Does it actually make a sound?
Right.
That's been proven.
Yeah.
With the slit experiment, the double slit experiment.
Yeah, with the fucking, yeah.
That's like the basis of quantum mechanics.
So it's like we're trying to guess.
And it's like, we could be looking out there.
And we think we know what we see.
And when nobody's looking, it's gone.
It does not exist.
It's the same thing.
So you're doing the ocular theory,
where you have to see it to believe it.
Well, I mean, just think, if physics changes based on whether
or not it's being observed, that tells us that we know nothing.
That means that you're conscious of these.
That means that God is making things for us to see.
And we still, we don't even have a guess
as to what that fucking means yet.
We really don't.
It's God.
Because I remember, when I first started
reading a little bit about quantum mechanics, I was like,
what?
That was the striking fact to me.
It's like, how the fuck can things
change depending on if I'm looking at it or not?
And I was expecting an explanation
when I looked it up.
There isn't one.
We have no fucking idea.
It's like, if you look at it, something will happen.
And then other times, it's just completely unpredictable.
You just don't know.
It changes its behavior, whether it's
It does what it should while you're looking,
and it does what it shouldn't when you're not looking.
Well, how do you know what it's doing when you're not looking,
though?
Say that again?
How do you know what it's actually
doing when you're not looking?
Because you go back and look at the effects of what happened
while you weren't looking.
Because even if you're doing it with a camera,
you're still technically looking at it.
So the camera's not there.
It's the double slit.
They're shooting photons or electrons or something through,
and they ended up behind where they should have ended up.
It's also like the fucking mirror thing,
where you put a piece of paper on the mirror,
and you put a coin on it.
And then you look on the side of the mirror,
and you can see the coin.
It's like that's just light refraction.
But it shouldn't be able to do that,
because it shouldn't be able to fucking see.
Well, I think that's a little different.
Are we on this again?
I think that's a little different.
I think it's just like an illusion,
but it's actually like everything's working normal.
Like, what we're talking about is like things
are not working normal, as you would expect.
Yeah, they aren't behaving by the rules of.
They aren't believing.
I mean, these protons and electrons,
they aren't behaving the way that physics would have them.
Or photons, or however the fuck they are.
They're just doing shit that, with our current knowledge
of physics, is completely impossible.
It's like this.
And we don't know how it happens.
It's like picture you have.
You see like point B.
Yeah, like you have a wall with a door in it, right?
And you do a drive-by with a paintball gun, OK?
So while you're observing it, the paintballs hit.
They go through the door, and they hit
whatever's on the other side, right?
So what's happening is when people aren't observing it,
it's like it'd be like doing a drive-by with a paintball gun
of that wall, and the paintballs all splatter on the wall
behind that wall.
It's like they go through the wall.
Yeah, like they hit a place that just should be quite literally
physically impossible.
And it's because you weren't watching it.
And we have no fucking idea why it does that.
That's like the basics of quantum mechanics and everything
that goes into it.
That's like the first thing that you kind of try
to describe to someone.
Because it's like shit isn't how it seems.
And we don't know why.
So it's like when we talk about the Big Bang and shit like that,
it's like, you don't fucking know what we're talking about at all.
You have the faintest clue.
We've only been on one planet.
Yes, that's subject for some debate.
And I will admit that's up for.
Now, what if we think that the universe is expanding
in some shape that we understand,
but it's really wrapping around itself?
What if it condenses?
And so the points that you're looking through
as you look out into space, I now understand what you're saying.
I do.
Honestly, my argument with Tyler made that click to me.
Yeah, I mean, I don't even know.
So I was just like, I'm just coming up with new theories.
No, it makes sense.
But you can't think of it as a sphere.
It's the next thing.
Because if you try to explain a sphere to somebody
in the second dimension, the best thing
that they're going to be able to visualize in their mind is a circle.
They're not truly going to be able to wrap their mind around it.
It's like thinking of a color that doesn't exist.
You can't come up with that.
I can.
Unless you were to somehow ascend into the next dimension,
and then you get to Alex Jones things, the fallen one.
Larry Berger, bro.
Larry Berger, if anything, can open your third eye.
It might be Larry.
Maybe Obama runs?
I don't know.
Obama?
But then it is kind of crazy how you get into the one thing that's
like, I know my mind can't handle them.
But the one thing that's always made me want to do psychedelics
is because people say that they can understand dimensions
above our own.
Bro, you ever do DMT?
I, like, part of me wishes, if I trusted my brain enough
to not freak out and maybe somewhat the same person coming
out of it, like at least not in a detrimental way to my health,
I would like to do DMT.
But I don't trust myself to do it.
You can get there, like something close to it
by doing certain breathing exercises.
They'll actually put you into a similar state.
We could lock Ali back in my basement and, like, MK Ultra him.
Are you talking, like, sensory deprivation tank
doing, like, breathing exercises?
I actually did one of those.
It's fucking scary.
Have you ever done a sensory deprivation tank?
So I did the poor man's sensory deprivation tank
when I was, like, 12.
It's where you cut ping pong balls in half.
And you do, like, the red light and shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, you do the red light.
You have a constant red light on you.
You put the ping pong balls in your eyes.
And then you have a white noise in the back.
Yeah, you can do that.
I did, like, the actual sensory deprivation tank.
And, like, it was terrifying.
So, like, I was, like, doing a thing.
And, like, they, I don't know how the fuck they do it.
Even when you're moving around the water, you can't hear it.
Like, you lay down in it like this, pretty much.
Like, you float it.
Yeah, and you float.
And you can't feel it.
You don't have sensory for anything.
You can't feel it.
And you can't hear anything.
And it's completely pitch black.
And I'm fucking laying there.
And then it takes, like, a good couple minutes.
But then you actually start hallucinating.
And, like, I fucking saw a fucking, like, legit red face.
The brain doesn't like nothing.
Yeah.
It will construct something in the presence of nothing.
A red face materialized out of, like, nothing in the darkness.
And when the red face showed up, it opened its mouth.
And then blood just started pouring out of its fucking mouth.
Jesus fuck.
And it felt like I could feel the blood pouring on my face.
And I just ended up screaming and punching the fucking door
until they opened it up.
Oh my god.
Where the fuck was this?
This was in fucking New York City.
They have these fucking tanks that you can go into.
I think it's, like, fucking $150.
And you can do it for, like, 15 minutes.
That seems like it's a bad deal.
People have fucking life-changing experiences
in them, though.
I just had, like, a fucking nightmare.
Or shit that they see.
Fucking scenario.
So this thing with the ping pong balls is, like, I can't even
remember what I saw.
It was trippy.
It was an out-of-body experience.
But I was so fucking young.
Like, it's hard to remember.
Like, I just didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to make of it.
But the thing is, though, is that it's really hard to do.
Like, me and my buddy tried to do it in the same room as one
another, and it didn't work.
And we tried for, like, two hours.
We looked like fucking clowns.
We were just sitting on, like, I was sitting on my bed.
He was sitting on, like, some fucking chair.
And we're just sitting there playing with white noise.
And it just, we did it for, like, two hours.
Nothing happened.
He went home.
I laid in bed and was like, all right, I'm going to fucking
do this this time.
And you do it.
And it's fucking crazy, because it's just different from
everything you've experienced.
I wonder if you can do it with a zero-ravity bed, like, you
know, like the ones that, like, make you feel like
you're floating.
You really just need to deprive.
Like, it's more for the ping pong balls.
It's just that you don't have that added benefit of, like,
the actual sensory deprivation.
Like, with the ping pong balls, you're not depriving
yourself of your senses.
You're just, you're getting close.
So, like, you're not going to.
Yeah, but like, the thing is, it was so strange that I
couldn't hear the fucking water.
It's lucid.
It's.
Like, I don't know what they did, but you can't hear the
water, like, slopping around.
Well, you're still.
No, even when I.
You're supposed to be still, anyways.
I kind of, like, moved around.
And I, like, you know, when you move around, like, a fucking
bathtub or something, you can still hear, like, the
thing.
I couldn't even hear that shit.
Yeah.
I think it's because it was so soundproofed that, like, the
sound can't bounce off things and then get back to your ears.
I wonder if deaf people, like, would have an easier time
doing sensory deprivation, like, completely deaf people.
What are you saying?
It depends.
It depends, because I read a couple of studies.
Like, anything out of this is like a constant, like,
tinnitus type thing.
So actually, the last time I went to the doctor, it was kind
of weird, because I went into the audio booth, and it was,
like, one of the legit sound booths where they put, like,
the fucking super high quality headphones on you.
And they'd pump the white noise up, and they'd do, like, a.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
And, like, they tell you to hit the button, and then they
start doing the high frequencies.
And then they're like, like, all that fucking crazy shit.
I was getting some with my left ear, and it was all over the
spectrum, and it wasn't just, like, because towards the end,
I start guessing on stuff, because, like, you're, again,
the brain wants, it's not good with the thing of nothing.
Like, you can even see why sensory deprivation is a thing,
one of those audio booths.
All you hear is white noise, but you will convince yourself
that you heard a super quiet beep, and you'll fucking press
the button.
And also, in the tank, too, when I was in it, I could hear
things.
Yeah.
So essentially.
It wasn't like the water or people outside the tank.
Like, I could hear it.
Like, you ever hear, like, when you're in a city, and, like,
there's so many different conversations going on, and,
like, it all just blends into one.
It just all blends into one thing?
It sounded like that.
So for me, that's like, then this kind of sucks, because I
know this isn't the same way for you guys.
Like, if you want to, you can focus in on a conversation.
Like, in a crowded room, if they're close enough to you.
I can't.
If there's enough outside noise, I, because I only have
one ear, you got to think of it like, best way I can think
of it is like earthquakes.
Like, when we use seismographs, and how we can determine where
they're from based off of, like, the radioses of each
station, I only have one point of reference.
So I can determine a radius, but I can't determine where
along the radius the sound is coming from.
I can only tell what, like, what, I can hear it.
And I can guess how far away it is.
I have nothing else to base anything off of.
So everything just sounds like, wow.
So you don't have directional hearing?
No, I do not have directional hearing.
So like, if I like threw like a fucking like brick or
something over there, you'd know that a brick was thrown
by the sound, but you wouldn't be able to locate where it was.
So the crazy thing is, is that my brain, and every, it's not
just me, I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but anybody who has
single-sided deafness that has had it since their like,
sponge years when they were a kid, and like, your brain's
just able to come up with mechanisms to
cope with this shit, you get really good at, it's no
different than echolocation.
So like blind people, I mean, they have it like on crack.
They have it on crack because their hearing is off their
fucking rocker and they're blind.
So they can determine like if shit's like, that's why they
got the little tapping sticks and you got like the clickers
and the last of us.
They're bouncing the sound waves off and they can
literally communicate with their environment through that.
I can do a lesser extent.
Like I'm super sensitive where like, I could tell like if
you were in a hallway and my brain is a little bit more
hyper-aware of the environment I'm in, so I'm going to
remember where certain sounds that would sound like that
would come from.
So do you focus more on your vision then?
So vision's a huge part of it, but when it comes to just
hearing, like if I am hearing something I can't see, my
brain does a whole lot of work behind the scenes to try to do
the best to figure it out.
Like I would be able to tell if somebody was at the top of
the stairs versus in that corner, even though they're
both coming from the right side without seeing them
because it would sound different if Dan said something
from the top of the stairs based off of there.
It's just based off of like the way it echoes a little bit.
And you get kind of in tune with that shit that you
otherwise wouldn't pay attention to because you can
just fucking hear.
So it's a little bit funky.
I mean, not to say that there isn't people who can hear out
of both ears that are also really good at echolocation.
You just kind of have to train yourself to do it a little bit.
I can feel vibrations when I don't have my shoes on.
Like when I'm like in my house, even if like I'm listening
to music or something like super loud so you can't hear it.
Yeah, you can like feel somebody open a door or something.
And I can feel like when I have a two floor house right now.
And when I'm standing there on the second floor because my
dad, because he's paralyzed, he has to kind of like stomp
around like to walk around.
I can feel the vibrations from downstairs even if I
have like loud headphones in.
And I'm like, I can feel where he is in the house just by the
way he steps or my brother or my mom.
Like I can hear.
I don't have to hear it.
I can feel the vibrations.
And it's so weird.
I can tell by the vibration who's walking too.
Yeah.
Like you just get used to it.
Yeah.
You can figure out who it is.
I feel like I have that to a certain extent too.
I just like.
But like also, if I feel a wall, I can feel where there's
pipes and stuff.
Like I've helped out my friends doing stuff.
And I have them run water.
And if they're in the wall, I can put it and I can kind of
move my hand across it until I can find out where that pipe is.
Yeah, it's subtle, but you can feel it.
But like a lot of people, I think almost everybody can do
that, but nobody like practice.
Nobody thinks to do it.
Nobody practices when it does.
Just.
Right.
I think I just gave myself a stinger.
What's that?
It's when like your nerves like shock down.
Like I was talking and I was moving my arm.
And I think like my jaw made it like it like tightened up one
of my tendons or something.
Dan, you were fucking you asked a really good question.
And I can't remember what it was.
I don't remember.
Motherfucker.
It was right before the hearing thing.
It was such a good fucking question.
Yeah.
And it was like partially answered.
And then we went down that subject, which was also.
Well, you guys want to talk about remote viewing.
I do.
Dan got like.
I've been waiting for this.
Do we have to turn off the lights?
I think it'd be a good idea.
And maybe we could get some binaural beats
going or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
I actually listen to binaural beats sometimes.
Binaural beats freak me out.
Dude, my buddy said.
I'll play the one that I listened to like for like years.
My buddy said binaural beats led a demon into his house.
Yeah, dude, like unironically.
Unironically, I think that binaural beats
can open up pathways.
Dude, he said he's like, dude, I don't fuck with that shit,
dude.
I'm going to turn off the light.
Do you think sensory deprivation would help with this?
That's essentially what I did.
Without a doubt.
Because thankfully, our prior workplace
is very quiet inside.
So there was not a peep.
I used to meditate there.
Because I was like.
Me and Aleni used to meditate.
Yeah.
My brain was going a million miles an hour
with the fucking thing.
And it was funny.
You're like, Alex, slow your mind down.
And I was like.
And in the back of my mind, I'm like, I want to do it.
But like, I got to finish this.
I was like, I'm onto this show.
I was like, all right.
I probably should calm down.
It's like if I went on a call in the state
that I was in going on that fucking.
I would have been.
Yeah, I would.
I was so disassociated at that point.
All right.
What?
So we got this bright light on over here.
I'm going to turn it off.
How are you going to draw them?
I'm just going to.
I'm going to.
We'll draw afterwards.
I'm going to blindfold myself while I get my image here.
What image are you trying to get?
Well, first, Dan's got to figure it out.
But you just draw what comes to you.
What you think is on.
What he thinks he's looking at.
Is this microphone on here?
No.
OK.
Well, I have an image.
I'm going to show it to Casey.
That's what Casey knows.
OK.
And they're going to draw it by.
Yeah, but it's going to take us a couple of minutes
to visualize what we think is on.
They're going to draw it without looking at it.
Yes.
They're going to remote view it.
Oh, wait.
No, I have it on.
I'm sorry.
OK.
I'm going to turn this down a little bit.
I have a feeling there's going to be too much stimulation
in here.
I have an image on my cell phone.
OK.
I'm going to show it to Casey right now.
And I have something I can watch.
So that I can hear it.
Just what we're doing right now.
All right.
OK.
All right.
So I'm putting this image out there.
So if there's anything that's helping us,
let's see if we can pull it up again again.
OK.
So I can hear someone's breathing in his fucking one,
mate.
But I want you to do.
I was going to tell a story just completely off topic.
But I think it might give away what the image is.
All right.
I'm not going to tell you anything about it.
I use real world locations.
It has nothing to do with the location.
OK, good.
All right.
I just I don't want you to influence what I draw at all.
I want to see if I can fucking get this.
Because you kind of scared me with that shit the other day.
OK.
You just got to shut your brain off, though.
It's hard to do, especially like in a room with three
other people where you've been autistic all night.
All right, you know what?
Oh, sorry.
I'm going to switch it.
Because I said locations.
You told them something?
Yeah, I don't want to.
It just it could have some influence on.
Like I just want to.
All right.
See something and draw it.
So it's it could be anything because I changed it.
All right.
So what I want you to do is I want you to take a deep breath.
Deep breath in.
Right.
And then on top of that breath, I
want you to take another deep breath in.
Wait, like a double breath.
Double breath in.
Yeah.
So I want you to take take a normal breath, hold it.
And then I want you to do a double breath.
And then let it out.
Casey, you're killing me.
Regular breath.
Dan, I'm telling you, I'm trying hard.
But if I have Casey fucking.
If I have Casey fucking.
I'm sorry.
A regular breath in.
Double breath on top of that.
You guys are fucking assholes.
Slowly release.
All right.
This is actually real.
This is scientific.
I got it.
So this is so this is this is a pen.
I got it.
This is super supposed to make you super relaxed.
Put you into a state where nothing is entering your mind.
I already got mine.
I figured it out.
It took me a minute, but I got my image.
You got a pen, one of you guys?
All right.
Here's a pen, Tyler.
I'm going to go upstairs and do it
so I don't fuck with Ali Max.
Fucking shit.
Yeah, because I don't want to see his at all.
I don't even want to hear how much writing he has.
Will you buddy?
Ali Max visualizing the image.
Shut the fuck up.
I think I'm starting to get something.
I don't want to force it, though.
If any of you draws this picture, I'm just going to shut my pants.
I see a shape.
That's a star.
I don't know what it is yet, though.
It's like it doesn't have to be anything.
I know.
Are you practicing the breathing?
I'm just going super deep inhalation.
Hold it super deep and slow exhalation.
Should I be doing the quick inhales like you were?
The double breaths on top of the regular breath,
they help reduce anxiety.
It's proven.
You're sitting in a field on a warm summer day.
No, you're painting a picture there.
Don't do that.
Shut the fuck up.
Whenever you talk, it fucking fizzles out.
All right, maybe should we have Ali Max go upstairs
and get some time alone?
Did you finish already?
No.
We don't see.
I got to stop.
Shit, I didn't see a fucking thing.
I didn't see it.
I turned it down.
OK.
Do you need more time to alone Ali Max?
I think I should.
OK, let's let Ali Max go spend some time alone upstairs.
I have a basis, but I see one shape,
but it feels like it's part of the picture.
But it could be a minor part of it for all I know.
I have a point to focus on now, though.
Why don't you go upstairs and put your hat over your eyes.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to deprive it.
And really relax.
Yeah, I'm going to do the breathing.
Do you want to see mine now, or do you want to?
No, I'm talking to Dan.
I'm like, do you want to see mine now,
or do you want to wait till Ali Max gets down here?
Or do you want to just compare him when he comes down?
What do you think, Casey?
Oh, compare him, I guess.
So this is what I got.
It's sideways.
It's not lengthways.
OK, let me see.
All right.
I like it.
I don't want to see it.
I like it.
Some circles, some triangles.
Actually, that's pretty good.
OK.
All right.
And we'll see.
If he gets something similar to me.
What Ali Max comes up with.
Is there anything close?
Well, we'll compare.
Dan looks very proud, so I think it's something close.
Let's talk about the, where did my bottle go?
No, there's my spinner.
Can you grab that for me?
It's like right under your foot.
Well, I can see.
Dan, it's right under your foot.
Thank you.
Let's talk about the 1897 World's Fair in Chicago, Illinois.
How about we dome?
Where did that come from?
Well, 18, well, you know.
How about you face that down when he's coming downstairs?
Oh, OK.
Face that down.
I can hear every word you're saying.
I had to plug my ears.
I can't relax now.
I need to go to Tyler's room.
Where the serial killer, H.H. Holmes,
preyed upon the fairgoers.
And he would chop up the prostitutes that he found
on the street going to the fair.
This has nothing to do with what we're doing.
So how about we put a pin in that, buddy?
I'm just waiting for Ali to get back.
So for this shit, I've actually, I've
done research into this before.
Into?
Remote viewing.
They say the more you do it, the better you get at it.
Yeah, I mean, I've done it before.
But I've been the one who's in the lab coat.
I think you just got to make the images obscure enough
where it could just be anything.
By the way, I have a lab coat on right now.
Normally, you do some long lines of shapes and things
so you can get it into your brain.
Because not technically, you're seeing the shape.
You're seeing into the inner, like the fucking space
in between the fucking brain.
And I don't know if you were trying to project something out,
but that's what I was trying to pick up.
Like that's what I do.
Well, I don't like the idea of having it on my phone.
I think the best way to do it is to have an actual image.
Or like a picture.
So what we might do again is I might draw something here.
And then we try to do something else.
And then you try and guess what it is that I drew.
I mean, for me.
I'm going to draw something.
Throw me that pen.
He's got the pen.
Oh, god damn it.
There's another one.
There's another one?
Oh, yeah.
That's a Sharpie.
I'm going to be able to see.
It's going to bleed.
But for me, it's more of the I'm trying
to get into that person's brain.
But for me, I always tried to send it out.
Like when I was the one doing what you're doing.
What am I thinking right now?
That's not how it works, Casey.
You got to get in the mindset.
You got to kind of meditate yourself down.
But then once you're with the person,
you don't even have to fucking do anything.
You just kind of look at each other.
And then you're thinking of this directing it into that person.
You're directing it into that person.
And once you continually are doing this,
you have everything calm down.
But instead of talking, you're just kind of doing one of these
where you're just connected to that person.
And once you're connected, then it's
easier to get the signal, I guess.
Because you have to do the signal with it.
And then once you do that, you kind of get it.
And once you're in tune to it, you can do something like that.
It's not really mind reading.
It's more you're throwing a concept or an image
or geometric shape into the world through your fucking
brain.
And your brain and your thoughts actually
have physical ramifications from that.
I'm not going to do this.
I changed my mind on this one.
Scrap this.
That was a square.
She doesn't like square.
Can't look.
Scrapping this one.
We got to draw something else here.
I was seeing a cube.
I didn't even draw it yet.
You can't guess.
No, but I was trying to read your fucking manifested
thoughts.
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Just enjoy this segment, these binaural beats right now,
as we wait for Ali Mac to come back and practice some breathing
exercises while you listen.
Extra on the fucking Picasso up there.
Slow breath in.
Slow breath in through the vape.
Double breath on top of that.
Double breath.
So when we're doing this.
Fagination.
So when we do this, I want to explain what I was seeing.
I can't have Ali Mac see this.
I want to explain my thought process on this type thing.
Why I drew what I drew type thing.
Why did you draw what you drew?
OK.
So I got mine here.
I don't want to show it yet.
Let me see.
Where did you look at Tyler's?
I know.
I want to preface this with I think a good way to do this,
too, is I think that we should do this.
Because I'm not even getting mad because there's really
no fucking way to do it while we're over here.
But I'm having a really tough time.
I'm seeing bits and pieces of what I think I see.
But it's hard to get into it because I hear you guys laughing
downstairs.
I can't get into a state where I'm actually
able to fully focus on what's just materializing in front
of me.
There's too much external stimulus.
I think we need Dan to do this shit when we're off pod, when
I can do it on my own and just picture something
that he has up.
And Tyler does it the same time as me on our own.
And then we come back and do it.
Because it's just too hard to do on the spot.
OK.
It's too hard to do on the spot.
But OK.
So I didn't see Tyler's.
Dr. Dan?
Dr. Dan, would you?
The one thing I will say is I really only
heard your guys' voices and the laughing.
I did not hear anything.
The only words I made out was Casey's like,
Alex is up there drawing a fucking.
And then you said something and everyone laughed.
I didn't even hear you say it.
Picasso.
All right.
This was mine, Dr. Delaney.
It's kind of just random shapes that were coming to mind.
But that's the best I really couldn't.
I feel like I might have been sourcing it.
Let's take a vote on who got closest to the image.
OK.
Mine's sideways.
So here's the two images.
A vote between me and Dan.
Do we want to turn a light on here?
Yeah.
OK.
Well, let me see Alimax.
I didn't see you.
So I can make a justification for both of these.
Could you?
Can.
I definitely can.
And I think this is an excellent start in both cases
to the elementary first steps of remote viewing.
I just can't.
I can't isolate it.
You don't have to isolate.
I know, but there was too much going on.
Every time I started to get something,
there was noise or something.
And it would just pull me out of it.
We're going to have a second exercise, too.
All right.
Who are you going to vote for?
I'm going to take a vote.
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say Alimax, man.
I have a reason why, but I can make a justification
for both of these.
I'm going to go with Tyler.
Are you?
OK.
So do you want to see what the image was?
Sure.
Yes.
As I said, the 1897 World Fair in Chicago.
Dude, it's weird because I'm starting
to get how this works.
Like I'm able to pick just off of what I drew.
I see things that look familiar in that picture.
It's kind of crazy.
OK.
So what the picture was was a picture of the Ferris
wheel on Coney Island.
The Wonder Wheel, going with the tilting.
So why I picked Alimax is because I see,
what you see when you look at a Ferris wheel
is the striations in the wheel.
And Alimax drew striations.
So that's why I picked his.
And he drew lines, straight lines.
But the justification that I can make.
So this didn't look the same.
And I don't have the artistic capability.
But the top of that is meant to be clouds.
I don't even know if there's pictures in that.
But I was seeing.
There's clouds.
OK, because I was seeing a sky.
And I couldn't figure out a way to draw that without destroying
what I had already drawn.
Because I didn't see the clouds.
That was one of the last things that I saw.
Before I came down.
And I didn't know how to draw them other than fucking squiggles
on the very top.
Because I didn't want to write over anything I drew already.
And why I can make a justification for Tyler's
is because Tyler's is what appears
to be a series of triangles and circles.
Right?
And a Ferris wheel is a circle made of triangles.
So that's pretty.
But if you actually see the clouds,
so that's pretty.
Look at mine when you look at that.
I don't think Ali Mac has seen it yet.
Yeah, I haven't seen Tyler's yet.
Yeah.
No, you can see where it's.
I can get where you're coming from.
It's weird.
Because you understand the mindset you go in there.
I can see how you got that.
It's kind of.
For me, on the bottom here, I wasn't.
Like I said, it's like I was zooming in on the picture.
But like damn, when I looked over here,
I was seeing straight lines leading up
to a central object.
And the closest I could envision to a central object
was this, which looks like it could be part of the wheel.
Then I was seeing here, I saw something in the corner.
Like it was a straight line or something.
And this aligns to me with the pier almost.
I was seeing something in the corner over there.
That's why I.
And it looked, but it was more than just like a straight line
or just one object, which is why I outlined it
with the rounded one over the squared.
That could be the railing here in the picture.
What was the first picture?
Because I was seeing a fucking pyramid in the first one.
The first picture was the same picture.
That was just a.
A throw off.
Yeah.
When I showed Casey the same exact picture,
that's because I said it's a location.
And then I wanted you to give it out of your head
that it was a location.
Yeah, because even if you don't mean to,
and even if I don't think it affects it, it does.
So.
Right.
And then I focused in more, and I just
saw something along these lines.
But I think when I'm looking at it,
you can see the main center with the carts going around.
Dude, this is fucking weird, because I
understand the justification.
You're not trying to actually see anything.
You're just trying to draw what's coming to your mind.
Yeah.
And like right here.
So this is the same object as that one.
This popped in my head first, but then there was this.
And I saw this, and it was like the central object,
in this case the wheel.
And I saw something leading up to it, which was.
I was seeing.
It's weird, man.
Did you draw something else?
Dude, Ali Maxx yesterday freaked me out.
I was in binary fucking circles.
But that's what I'm saying, though,
is like I was able to fucking.
Like I had so much more of a vivid image yesterday
on Wednesday when I did this.
I had a more vivid image here.
Because it was so quiet.
That's because you're all alone.
Yeah, I just shut my phone off.
I shut my eyes and was just like.
It took like 10 seconds, and I was like, OK,
I know what I'm drawing.
See, to me, the one you drew yesterday,
it's incredible, because you see how you
were drawing a road, right?
What I thought was a road.
Coming to a peak.
It wasn't a road in my head.
That was just the best way I could describe it.
It was like a far off object.
But if you look at those towers on that bridge, right?
They start off wide, and they end up small.
And they narrow.
So it's like you might interpret it as a road.
And then you have triangles within triangles
all over the place on the bridge.
Exactly.
The bridge is made of triangles with lines.
So you're not drawing what you think it is.
You're just drawing whatever comes to mind.
Yeah, and it end up being pretty.
Because you couldn't possibly have any idea what it is.
So you're just drawing what it is that is coming to mind.
You could if you paid attention to the World's Fair
in Chicago in 1897, where the first Ferris wheels invented.
Are you saying that you can train yourself
to become better at this?
Well, so I'll give you an example.
Have you ever heard of the movie The Hunt for Red October?
Yes, I've heard of the movie.
OK, so that.
Is that the one that you put Mike's face onto?
No, that was October Sky.
That was so funny.
He showed me that guy.
Is that the submarine one?
Yeah.
So Red October was a Russian submarine.
It was a new class of submarine that the US had not
known about that the Russians came up with.
And so the Russians had the summer.
The Russians had this submarine.
So the kids like fucking killed or some shit.
What's that thinking of a different one?
That's you five seven one.
I think it had.
I've heard of Red October.
I just don't know what it is.
I've heard that name, though.
So anyway, before they really knew about it,
the US had a lock on this building in Russia.
And they didn't know what they were doing in that building.
But they knew that trains were coming in and out nonstop.
And it was a massive building.
There was tons of troops working in it.
And the US said, we want to know what's
in that fucking building.
So the CIA has documents.
I sent them to the chat about how to do this remote viewing
thing.
And they've used it.
Because I've heard that this is like I've
heard of remote viewing before.
And I heard it was like the basis of like what
Stranger Things is.
It is.
Because it's like what Eleven does.
I've seen something along the lines of that.
But the CIA also claims that people who can lucid dream
can also astral project and see things.
And they've done that before.
But they're actually now, because they figured out
that astral projection actually works,
they figured out ways to disrupt astral projection
near military bases.
That's why they have like those radio towers and shit.
Because radio frequencies can fuck with astral projection.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
What?
They acknowledge it being real.
So can you finish what you were saying about this?
So they went to their highest level remote viewer
that they had trained.
You have my full attention right now.
That's just so cool.
The way that they selected these remote viewers
is they took operatives, CIA operatives,
that overlasted their positions that they
should have aged out of.
Like say a paramedic only lasts five years on average, right?
In that position.
So they found operatives that were like 20 years.
That should have, right.
That should have been out in 20 months,
but were there for 20 years.
So they say this person has a high resilience to stress.
And they make very good decisions,
because they're lasting in these positions so long.
So they think that they have some sort of entropy.
And that's what they chose them.
It's not just them making good decisions.
It's that something's helping them.
They have a sixth sense almost.
I think that everybody has a sixth sense actually.
But we just don't really tap into it, I think.
And this isn't me being like, oh, what the fuck am I doing?
But specifically for ghost shit, Ali Mac can kind of attest to this.
Or people think.
It's the door.
Like the door.
But also the door doesn't just open for supernatural things.
I think it opens for other parts of our.
When you open that door, it's not just
opening it for supernatural things.
You can do it with brain power and shit too.
You can read people voids and shit.
I don't know if we talked about voids.
We can get into that later.
We definitely have.
The voids.
Yeah.
I feel like that's one of the things that we bring up
every couple of episodes.
But I feel like, yeah, people have that latent ability.
They just choose not to do it.
Uncanny Valley shit.
Dan, you got another one or no?
I do, but I wanted to finish that story.
I'll make it quick.
So they got their highest level remote viewer.
And he did a remote viewing of what was in the building.
And he said, they're working on a new submarine.
It's a submarine that's seven stories tall.
It's got a flat bottom and a flat top.
It's got slanted guns on it.
And it's going to be ready in 112 days.
They're going to launch it.
And so they sent it out to the Defense Department.
So this happened.
This happened, yeah.
And the Americans started doing it
because the Russians were doing it.
So they were already doing the remote viewing.
The Russians?
The Russians were.
And that's why if you watch Stranger Things,
they have the girl do the remote viewing.
And she sees two Russian officers talking.
Yeah.
Because that's where this was born from.
So they sent it to the Defense Department.
And they sent it back.
And they said, total fantasy.
Get lost.
So I forget which agency it was.
But it was one of the other US intelligence agencies
picked up on it.
And they said, OK, well, we're going
to listen to this guy because these guys are usually right.
So they sent a satellite over on the 114th day, not the 112th,
day 114.
And what do they catch?
The exact submarine that he's talking
about being launched into a canal by that building.
And that submarine was the Red October.
And that's what the movie The Hunt for Red October
was based on, looking for that submarine.
So we'll do another exercise here.
So is the Red October a real thing?
Oh, yeah.
I think it's like, however you say Red October in Russian,
that's the class of submarine that it is.
So I have another image.
This one I've drawn.
OK.
And it's somewhere in this room.
And I want you to lock onto this image.
I want you to envision it.
Whatever comes to mind.
It doesn't have to be that image.
But I want you to connect with that.
Connect with that piece of paper.
Should I be trying to figure out where it is?
Don't figure out anything.
Just whatever comes to your mind.
OK.
I'm going to use the, Tyler, if you want
to use the flip side of your is all.
Do you want to go upstairs?
Do either of you want to go upstairs?
I'm just going to.
There's so much.
This sounds so fucking stupid.
But I feel like there's interference.
It's just hard.
I'll do my best.
I don't really think going upstairs helped.
It was just as distracting.
And just whatever comes to mind.
It doesn't have to be.
Because there's no way you could possibly know what it is.
So it's whatever comes to your mind.
We're going to have a few minutes of radio silence.
Why don't we just let the binaural beats go
into the background?
Let it capture your mind.
Shut the fuck up.
Let the vision come to you like a dream.
Transmit the waves of reality.
Shut the fuck up.
See you to the 10th dimension.
You got a pen?
You got that pen, Ali Mac?
Do I?
OK.
No.
Do we have another pen?
No.
I don't have a pen.
Do we have another pen?
Or no?
Do you like horses?
Do you like cocks?
Horsegun.com.
Fucking Sharpie, bro.
Horsegun.com.
Didn't know we were going for the nuclear option here.
Let me get that thing.
What's that?
My paper.
I'm going to write on the back of it.
Oh, OK.
You don't want to use that.
I mean, Tyler just fucking chinooked the whole fucking
notepad.
So I guess I don't have another piece of paper.
Tyler, would you mind ripping me off a slice there?
Yeah, one sec.
Thank you.
Bill Nye, the science guy.
Casey Goode.
I'm telling you, every time, like, it's funny.
It is.
But every time Casey talks, it's just like it fades.
Like, I was seeing something, but it just shrinks.
It's like a dream when you wake up and you forget it quick.
It's like, let the image flow through you.
In through the mouth, out through the anus.
Become the image.
Put the image in your vaginal canal.
Wait, is this reverbed?
Yeah.
The Epsilon program.
Keflon.
It seems like a more powerful way.
Draw that.
Fuck, I wish I was like a better.
Like, I can't draw worth a damn.
I can't draw a stick figure if I wanted to.
Like, it's so hard to fucking convey what I see.
This shit makes me want to, like, become an artist.
I'm not even kidding.
It's like I want to be able to better portray what I'm seeing.
Four to three.
1980.
Like, blesses.
God damn it.
I hope everybody out there is relaxing and enjoying these binaural beats.
It's about to be the fucking Binaural Beats podcast.
Yeah.
The young men are drawing their images.
Let's see.
So what is you, what's the image, Dan?
You got another minute.
I'm almost done.
Can I see the image?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
I would say time's about up.
Yeah, that's good.
And let's see what you got, gentlemen.
Casey, did you know what it was that I drew?
Yeah, I did.
Casey, did you know what it was that I drew?
I know what I thought it was.
Okay.
Alright.
Tyler's is quite detailed.
I like the image.
I'm going to say that it does not look anything.
Well, hold on now.
I can make a justification.
I mean, it's easy to stretch anything.
It is, but the first thing I saw was the eyes.
That's we see Tyler.
I thought they were eyes at least, but.
Hourglass spinning.
Something like I just saw the triangle things like doing this.
I'm like, it might be an hourglass.
It might just be geometric fucking shapes.
That's like a fucking dimensional cube.
Alright, so Tyler's kind of looks like.
Yeah, like if you if you drew a 3D square cube.
Right, which like double hourglasses and an X type thing or triangles or something along those lines.
Okay, I see.
Like I hate to say I kind of give up every time I see a three dimensional object because I'm not good at drawing them.
I can't like I can draw a cube.
By the way, if you're not high for this podcast, you might want to get high.
So these these so I can make a justification for both of these.
Okay, so these down here, these what are these?
These look like pillars to me.
Yeah, I that's really all I could.
That's really all I can distinguish them as.
And while I was drawing them like, wow, that kind of looks like the Twin Towers.
Okay, that was like they aren't.
That's not what I was envisioning.
For me, it was like time, I guess.
Let me guess what it was.
Was it the Acropolis?
It is.
Yes.
So here's the picture of the Parthenon or the Acropolis.
Same thing.
Interesting.
All right.
So why I say there's a justification for each one.
Let's go through it here.
Thank you.
So Ali Mack, this to me looks oddly like these two rectangles you drew at the bottom.
Look oddly like the pillars on the Parthenon.
A little bit.
All right.
Now, you didn't know what they were.
No.
Okay.
But I know what they are.
Or is it the top?
Right.
Okay.
And so I'd say that's quite interesting.
Now, this cube that Tyler drew, I mean, that's interesting.
The Acropolis is basically a big rectangle.
Yeah.
If you look at the structure of the building, right, it's a big square.
And Tyler drew a three dimensional square.
It's incredible.
It's really incredible, folks.
It is.
What's inside the Parthenon?
I feel like.
We have proven astral projection real on this episode.
Let me look into that.
What's inside the Parthenon?
Because I could see an object inside the Parthenon.
There's nothing in it, right?
It's just ruins.
I don't know what's in it.
That one, I just, it was very distant and hazy to me.
Well, it's far away.
Well, no, it's not even that.
It's like, I can't.
That is interesting.
This is.
I can like, I can't fucking.
I can't do it when I got like fucking Casey talking.
This is like, I don't.
This is what it looks like inside.
So I think I was looking at it on the inside.
Let me see what we got here.
Wow.
That's kind of fucking crazy.
That thing.
Whoa.
But if you look at what I drew there, like you could kind of see.
It's like a fucking statue.
It was definitely, but like, like I'm not saying that just because I saw that I was seeing like white and gold as like the coloring of it.
Right.
Like I was seeing white and gold.
Can I see the inside again?
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
I didn't know that fucking statue was in there.
What is that statue?
It's creepy.
I think it's Athena.
It's fucking creepy.
But like you can see like.
I mean, I can see like a little bit of like the grading almost.
Yeah.
Like on the ceiling inside of like the edges of this cube a little bit.
I mean, I saw an object inside of the cube.
I love the thought rather than hourglass spinning.
Like for me, it's easier for me to describe what I see than it is for me to draw it.
Like I'm not good at conveying.
But also if you look at this.
I'll be honest.
I did not see anything like that.
Also, if you did it all, if you look at this, it's almost in like how it has like the it's like it's like the main shape of the body as the legs and it has the two arms inside of a cube.
Interesting.
All right.
There's one.
Hmm.
Very interesting.
We've we've learned that Tyler is Dan.
So actual projection abilities on this episode.
Every time I have a moment of free time, like Dan, pull up a picture on your phone.
It's fun, right?
Let me get back to you in 15 minutes.
Next episode.
I want to get it.
I'll try.
Try doing the Astro production drawing.
So I think you actively need to have the picture pulled up.
I don't know.
I'm just, you know, I think.
How do you think this works?
I guess is what I'm saying.
Like you got to have some theory.
I think you're tapping into something that we don't know about yet.
I think that's what's going on.
You know, the one that freaked me out the most is the first one you did because I was like, what the fuck?
That's crazy because, dude, I was how far away from you fucking 30 minutes away at my house.
So and you drew you drew triangles and that triangle.
Yeah, the triangle kind of looked like it was three dimensional, but I was seeing it on like a two dimensional plane,
which is weird because like that's the way the bridge is facing the camera in that picture.
Like it essentially looks flat to you.
Like you don't really get a good depth of the bridge in that picture.
Right.
And it was like I connected that because when you first said, I was like, that's fucking bullshit.
I have no idea.
How are you not freaking out?
Like, I don't know.
It's a stretch.
Yeah, but I went back and looked and I was like,
Oh, now he already is going out of anything.
You could have drawn a banana and I would have been like, OK, it's not even fucking close.
You know what I mean?
You can't semi close with most of these.
Well, it's interesting.
It's an interesting experiment.
At the very least, you drew a cube.
The Parthenon is a giant fucking cube on a hill.
But the thing inside it, the fucking figure, because like I was saying, like, and this isn't me, like after seeing it,
this was gold.
These were white.
And then like it had like and like I didn't even mean to do it.
Like, I thought these were going to be all the same shape.
But then I started more like shrinking these down.
So it's almost like this was the was the like main body of it.
And the arms are outstretched like this.
So it's like the arms are outstretched.
And then there's that.
Yeah, I was thinking of the inside.
So so how does this how does this differ from like clairvoyance?
Well, I mean, it probably doesn't because like but like I'm reading into the Wikipedia page and like they credited these guys from fucking Stanford with coining the term remote viewing to distinguish it from the closely related concept of clairvoyance.
Well, I guess I guess they would be the same.
It's like, you know, what's what's the difference between baseball and softball?
I'm going to pee.
It's like they're basically the same thing.
So do you believe that it's easier to see objects that are closer to you?
What the fuck?
You know, I would I would think.
All right.
I would think that if if there was some something in the ether that was like helping you to like give you the image, wouldn't it have to see it too?
Yeah.
Right.
That's my theory.
So you're thinking that there's almost like a middleman.
Right.
Not necessarily that it's a being, but something that is the hat man's middleman.
That's that's kind of crazy.
I'm not going to lie, man.
I think I think you've got a talent that can be improved upon.
I think you have a natural ability, Ali Mac.
And I think we could build on that.
You got to open your third eye.
Let's not gas me up too much.
I'm telling you that first one.
I drew a triangle.
OK, drew a square.
Here's what I'm saying.
Here's here's the thing.
I'm a skeptic and a believer at the same time.
OK, so so that that bridge right is distinct for the two large objects coming off the top of it.
Right.
Starting.
Can I see the picture of the bridge again?
Yeah.
Because I pretty much memorized what I drew at this point.
But and I mean, that was just listeners are lost.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, this is going to be a rough one.
We had the ground running.
That's good.
That's good content.
We just need to tell them to skip to the time stamp for the Jeopardy episode because they can't see what I'm doing.
Yeah.
So it's a little difficult.
OK, so picture that bridge again.
Sorry.
Question I got a question for you, Dan.
Yeah.
How much would you be willing to put up on a game of Jeopardy to pay out now to bet like that you win that I would win?
Yeah.
None.
I saw the same.
How much would you bet that Tyler?
I bet like probably 50 bucks.
Tyler's Tyler's willing to put up a hundred.
I would also think anybody else is.
This game, this is like worse than like giving Activision my money for modern warfare.
Why you want to pay for me to kick your ass?
No, I wouldn't even want to pay for you to win.
It's just it's unpredictable.
It's always between you guys.
And I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm not saying that it's a good chance, but I always have a shot.
It just hasn't happened yet.
It's a low chance.
I fucking had that last one in the bag if I just Dan overthink everything.
Dude, I just didn't those categories on the last one.
I was just not good at.
So this isn't the exact picture, but
you
see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
With the things that come to a peak in the triangles, that's all it is is triangles.
So the thing is, I think you have to do.
There has to be a basis for what it is type thing, because like if it's just like, this is what I'm looking at.
It's like you don't even have like a thing to begin with.
Like it has to be like a category.
Like it's a shape.
It's but I think it's the point though.
Right.
I think it's you should start with basic things and then you can get more complex with it as you go along.
Well, the whole idea is you have no idea.
Yeah.
Like I like in order to like hone and it's just to see what comes out in order to hold it.
It's not actually trying to get it.
You're not actually trying to get it.
You're just trying to see what comes out, you know, of this process.
Yeah, because I have like I want nothing beforehand.
And that's the hardest part.
That's really the hardest part is getting the blank slate to start on.
Right.
Like we said a couple of times in this episode, the human brain doesn't like nothing.
It's going to fill in that void.
And it's like, but if there's not a void, there's nothing to fill in.
So it's like you need to wipe the slate, like grab the fucking towel on the dry erase board, wipe it down and start fresh.
And that's hard to do unless you're really like I need to be in the right state of mind to get that.
Like if I had like shit going on in my personal life, I don't think I'd be able to get to that state of like, like, yeah, B1 is now going to be scheduled.
What's that?
B1 is going to be a schedule one drug.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
They took it off.
It's going schedule one.
So one one form of it they took off Amazon and the FDA is reviewing it.
Was that the one you gave me too?
Yeah, that's a synthetic form, but this is this is another synthetic form.
So this is different.
Yeah, there's a couple different kinds.
There's only like three different kinds and one of them, one of them they yanked.
So at least from Amazon.
So a couple other sites to.
All right, let's finish it out with the most chaotic segment on the podcast.
I actually.
Well, if Ali Mac was relaxed before.
This this might be an alley Mac and Tyler only.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I might.
I might have to take off.
All right.
But you're killing me.
You're going to leave me in here with this guy.
He's going to wipe the floor with me.
No, no, no, no.
This might be a good a good opportunity because there's never been just an alley Mac and a Tyler.
I think I think Tyler remote views questions.
I think this would be a good a good test instead of instead of me here.
I think Tyler and Mac, it'll be a good, good segment.
So, Dan, do you think I should try to remote view what's on Casey's screen somehow?
I got to get I don't think I got to get my 10th win.
I think it's just going to distract you.
I got to get my 10th win.
I don't have time.
What do you think, Casey?
I think that's a good I think that you should play.
I think you're a we always miss you, Dan, but I understand you got to ask it a little late.
Howard, I got to be up at seven.
I'm a coward.
I think but you're on to the right track.
We need some competition.
Jeopardy star Tyler needs some competition.
Sorry, I got.
Oh, I actually do have work really early in the morning.
I'd be like, fine, I'll just answer all the questions.
Let me think.
It'll be 20 minutes yourself.
20 minutes.
He got his time.
I got to go.
Fine.
Let's go.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
My name's Alex.
Rebecca.
I'm here with the nine time returning champion Tyler.
You got your four time turning champion.
Dan, he's trying to take them out.
Zero.
And still with a goose egg on the scoreboard.
Goose egg for Jeopardy, but for remote viewing.
Ali back.
He's doing pretty good.
Ali back, how did you prepare for the game today?
I'd say two time champion.
I warmed up with some meditation with Dr. Dan.
We did some remote viewing.
It was really hard.
There's a couple of assholes in the basement laughing, but.
That's always a good segment.
I'm feeling good.
We're going to try some minor sensory deprivation here to like limit.
Feeling good.
I'm feeling good about today.
I'm not saying I'm going to win, but I got better chances.
He's taking away his vision away for this one.
All right, guys.
That's your categories today.
We got 80 songs.
Okay.
We got squid games, world flags, money, the founding fathers and potent potable.
Daniel, one last time.
I don't like these categories.
This is bad.
What was the first category?
80 song.
Let's do 80 songs.
80 songs.
All right.
I'm going to play a song.
You got to guess it by the intro.
But his job.
Oh, no, actually.
No idea.
What is jitterbug?
No.
Oh, what is wake me up when I go?
When you go to a bad start here, that's Tyler's pick.
Yeah.
80s again.
I don't like these for four hundred.
What is that?
Fuck.
What is that?
I got it.
I said what is like six times in a row and then I said it.
That's me.
Play back the footage.
That's me.
I disagree.
That's me.
I disagree.
Who got it?
Dan.
That's me.
I'm not going to say because it's me.
I disagree, but whatever.
What the point fuck off 200 each Tyler 80s.
For six hundred.
What is sweet dreams are made of these?
Oh, what is sweet dreams?
Yeah, fuck it.
It's by the Eurethans.
Oh, no, it's not that.
It's the other one.
I wear my sunglasses at night.
That's correct.
Yeah.
Damn it.
I didn't know the name of the song.
It did sound like the Eurethans.
Yeah, I was like, that sounds like the intro to sweet dreams.
Dan's big.
We'll keep going.
We'll wear this one out.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Siri, pull up Shazam.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is the name of it?
Oh, my God.
I'm so bad.
I'm not going to get it.
It's going to take too long.
All right.
Yeah, that was jukebox hero.
Come on.
That hurt.
Dan's big.
We're out.
All right.
Which one is this one for?
One thousand.
What is Danny Boy?
I know the song.
I just don't.
I don't know the name of it.
Yeah, I don't know the name.
Oh, fuck.
No, Dan.
No, I'll be come on my way.
Yeah, I, yeah, I didn't.
I knew the song category one out.
Yeah, we got squid games, world flags, money, founding fathers and what is money like?
It's not a single one.
I actually want to see here.
Yeah.
Mojito contains these types of leaves.
Tea leaves.
What is tea leaves?
What is mint leaves?
Mint.
Wow.
Yeah.
Ali Mac.
Got to keep the eyes covered here.
Ali Mac's big.
Fuck it.
Let's keep going down the alcoholics.
One portables.
You can wager up to a thousand.
What do I got?
One hundred.
Oh, I got four hundred?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
What does everybody else have?
Tyler's got four hundred.
Dan has six hundred.
I'm going to do it all.
One thousand.
So you go and do it all.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it all.
One thousand.
So you go into the negatives if you get it.
One thousand.
No.
Oh, no.
I'm wagering all I have.
Wait.
Can you?
You can't.
You can't wager more than you have.
Yeah, you can on a daily double.
You can if you don't have less.
You have less than a thousand.
Two thousand.
Fuck it.
But then you go into the negatives.
Because I could propel you ahead and win this game.
Yeah.
But I only get one guess at this and then I really fuck myself for the entire game.
All right.
Then do half of it.
Or at least four hundred.
Do four hundred.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it.
This illegal drug is also known as class.
Oh, fuck you.
Come on.
I knew this one.
What is crystal meth?
Says crystal meth.
Yeah.
So wait, what does Tyler have?
I got four hundred.
He's got eight hundred.
You have six hundred.
Ali Mack is winning.
Guys, I always get off to an early lead and then it fucking collapses.
I get a daily double.
I lose all my money and I never get final jeopardy.
Let's not get our hopes up.
I just love how your hat just says Colt on it.
It's the only one I can see.
But it's just really funny.
Okay.
Ali Mack's pick.
Keep it going down the alcoholics.
Six hundred.
This cocktail includes vodka mixed with orange juice.
What is screwdriver?
Screwdriver.
I think me and Dan both set it on time with one another.
Split the points.
You did split that shit.
Yeah.
Is it in a mojito too?
I couldn't even do that.
No, a screwdriver is just vodka and orange juice.
Ali Mack, you can pick again.
No, that's not what that is.
That's fucking called a watchmaquire.
That's what we always got at Westgate.
Yeah.
I thought it was a mojito.
No, I think actually I think Ali Mack had it first.
No.
Yeah, I think he had it first.
No, he didn't.
Yeah, we were right down the middle.
Don't try to give me your points.
All right.
Alcoholic.
Potables.
This common painkiller is also known as acetyl salicylic acid.
What is aspirin?
Aspirin.
That is aspirin.
I saw ASA in my head and I had to take the time to decipher it to aspirin.
Poc.
Potable.
For a thousand dissociating from this drug is also known as being in a K hole.
What does that mean?
Fuck you.
Ketamine.
God damn.
So quick.
You guys are so quick.
Dan's pick.
Wait, did you say what is?
Potable.
I don't know.
You didn't say what is.
I said what is.
I said what is ketamine.
Can we review that for now?
No, no, we're not going to review it.
I keep going.
Poc.
Potable.
There's no word.
Poc.
Potable is you got squid games, world flags, money, founding fathers.
Money.
One category I really don't like in the hair.
The yen is the monetary currency.
What is it?
What is China?
It's Japan.
Japan.
I got it.
I saw that you want.
I don't.
I said it first.
I mean, I think I did, but there's no point in going back and there's no point in splint
points.
This is what I got.
It causes tension.
Money.
We're going to do money next.
Money.
400.
This island nation is in Europe, but does not use the euro.
What is Ireland?
What is Great Britain?
Great Britain.
Yeah.
I think you got you got.
What do you?
I think that was split points on that.
No, no, no.
They both said it was me.
I trust both of them.
Ali Matt got it like a second.
All right.
Ali Max pick.
I keep it going.
I mean, I guess money.
Surprisingly, this kind of currency is used in India.
Oh, fuck.
They got that weird one.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It's on fire.
It's fucking so bad.
Ali Mac is blazing.
Let's yeah, but I'm going to blow it in the final jeopardy.
You don't know.
You guys keep going with the money.
800.
This decentralized cryptocurrency was really nine.
Where's Dogecoin?
Bitcoin.
I got it.
I got that.
Me.
What's a thousand?
Is there 800 or 1000?
A thousand.
I'll do this cryptocurrency was originally as a meme coin.
I fucking knew that was going to be the next one.
We all said that, right?
All right.
I think I think Dan had that one just barely.
We all get a thousand points each.
Okay.
That's I mean, that's a big that's like a game.
You all get a thousand points.
I know.
Yeah, it doesn't change anything, but Ali back.
You can think you got squid games, world flags, founding fathers.
Fuck it, man.
Squid games.
Why not?
I watched that show forever ago for 200.
The number of players at the start of the game.
What is 456?
456.
Yeah, that's a really odd number.
That's why it's memorable, though.
It's four numbers in a row.
Squid game again.
I guess.
The manager employees wear the shape on their face.
What is a square?
It was a triangle.
What is a circle?
That was a square.
Okay.
It's all the things in the PlayStation controller.
Yeah.
Ali Max.
Keep going with squid game.
Six hundred.
The player number of the elderly man was number one.
Fuck you and ass.
Keep it going.
Ali Max.
He's on fire.
I can feel the heat coming off him right now.
I never watched squid games.
For 800 in game two, the players must cut out a shape from this food.
Cookies.
What is cookies?
Yeah, that's right.
What is a wafer?
What is an umbrella?
What is a pineapple?
What is sugar?
What is a pizza?
I don't.
What the fuck?
It's a cookie.
It's a fucking sugar.
Fuck.
It's the fucking sugar.
That would be a honeycomb.
Oh, it was.
It was.
Damn it.
It was.
Yeah, it was.
It was a honeycomb.
Yeah, it was.
I thought it was like a cookie.
No, honeycomb.
Ali Max.
Japan's fucking weird.
Yeah, they are.
Ali Max, you want squid game?
Yeah, yeah, let's go squid game.
Was it Korean or was it Japanese?
South Korean.
He's going to ask for a name here and I'm not going to know it.
All right.
The number of the two players that survived the games.
What is four, five, six and one?
Yeah, one.
Yeah.
Oh my God, dude.
Ali Max, I'm fucking fired.
Can I just stop choosing the cat?
Yeah, how many points?
How many points does Ali Max have right now?
5300.
And what is?
We're not catching up.
What does Tyler have?
Tyler's got 2,400.
What do I have?
Tyler's got 3,700.
Yeah.
Damn, Ali Max, I'm fired.
Ali Max, you got world flags and founding fathers.
God, this is going to be such a heartbreaking joke.
God damn it, man.
Like, these categories are not conducive to me winning.
I'll tell you that right fucking now.
Sorry, what are the categories?
World flags and founding fathers.
Yeah, well, it's not founding fathers, so get the world flags going.
This flag features a white plus sign with a red background.
What is Switzerland?
Switzerland.
Oh, I thought blue.
Yeah, I was thinking Scotland.
Yeah, I was thinking blue.
Let's go flags again.
For 400.
You got a double, you got 3,900.
That's a game changer right there.
I'll wager 500.
This flag features a red dot with a white background.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Really?
What is?
Yeah.
It seems like it's a trick question.
I'm going to say China.
Why are you throwing it?
Why are you throwing the game, bro?
You know that.
What the fuck?
I'm Team Alimak.
All right, Dan.
Dude, don't you fucking do that.
Don't you put that pressure on me.
You're making me have a tougher time with this now.
Dan's big world flags.
Yeah, world flags.
This flag features a Union Jack in the top corner along with six white stars.
Australia.
Damn.
What's a Union Jack?
It's the fucking British flag.
Yeah, it's the British flag.
Oh, shit.
800.
This flag features a red maple leaf.
Canada.
Oh, shit.
Canada.
Damn, that was an easy one.
It's just too quick, man.
A thousand?
This flag has three vertical stripes.
What is Ireland?
What is India?
Blue, white, and red.
What is France?
Fuck.
I don't know.
That's tie, I guess.
I don't like this next category.
The purpose of that is to take points from him.
You got founding fathers for 200.
Founding fathers.
All right.
This founding father later went on to become the fourth president.
Who is George Washington?
No, he was the first.
Who is Emily Jackson?
What is Benjamin Franklin?
What is Thomas Jefferson?
Who is Sam Adams?
Oh, fuck.
I'm trying to think who's the fourth one.
You said John Adams.
You said Thomas Jefferson.
Andrew Jackson?
What is Andrew Jackson?
It would be James Madison.
Yeah, no.
I wasn't getting that.
Nobody remembers that guy.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Dan's pick for 400.
What are the categories?
Just founding fathers.
Oh, OK.
I'm not picking.
Why is this?
This Massachusetts governor was known for his large signature.
What is John Hancock?
John Hancock.
A split between Dan and Tyler.
Yeah, one of you started first and one of you finished first.
And I didn't say a word.
Tyler's got 4,000.
Dan's got 4,600.
Ali Max got 5,300.
This is getting close again.
Ali Max in the lead?
Yeah.
Dan's pick for 600.
Founding fathers.
This was the oldest founding father to sign the Declaration of Independence at 70.
What is Ben Franklin?
Correct.
So it'll go down again.
I think maybe we should start learning these guys.
You got 4,600.
Not at all.
What does Dan have?
4,600.
What does Ali Max have?
5,300.
What's the actual value of this question?
800?
Yeah.
500.
This founding father was shot by his rival Aaron Burr.
What is Alexander Hamilton?
Yeah.
Yeah, 500 for that.
Fuck.
So they tied?
No, Tyler's got 5,100.
OK.
And finally, 4,000.
This is going to put him in the lead if we don't get it then.
We better crack it out here.
This founding father died on the same day as his political rival Thomas Jefferson.
Who was George Washington?
Who was Andrew Johnson?
It was Sam Adams.
John Adams.
Yes.
You said Sam Adams.
I said Sam.
He said John.
That's Dan's pick.
Dan's got 5,600.
Ali Max got 5,300.
Tyler's got 5,100.
Jesus Christ.
Close one.
Go to Final Jeopardy.
I mean, we pretty much all got a better one.
The category is...
What's the category?
The category is about movies.
Ooh.
So Dan 5,600.
Ali Max 5,300.
Tyler 5,100.
I'm hanging on the edge of my seat.
I'm biting my nails.
Oh shit.
Ali Max and Dan got a wager.
Tyler's got a wager.
Alright, text me your answers.
Don't shout it out like a fucking retard.
I'm not going to.
I'm a lot more sober than usual tonight.
Alright, the names of the three villains in this young adult series are Kais, Marcus, and Arrow.
Can you say that again?
Yeah, the names of the three villains in this young adult series are Kais, Marcus, and Arrow.
Why would you do this to me?
Why would you ask such a retarded fucking question?
If you don't know it, then it's not my fault.
Wait, you said it's a series?
Yeah.
The category was movies, you asshole.
Yeah, it's a film series.
Who are they?
Kais, Marcus, and Arrow.
Alright, give me a minute here.
I got to think of something.
I want to see if I can pull this one out of my ass.
So it's not a movie?
No, it's a film series.
It's a film.
It's a movie series.
I think it's, yeah.
I think it's what I said.
Just give me like 30 more seconds, man.
I really don't want to blow this.
Those names, Kais, something, and Arrow.
Kais, Marcus, and Arrow.
Why would you do this to me, Casey?
Fuck.
Say the question one more time.
So it's not a TV show?
No, it's a film series.
The names of the three villains in this young adult series are Kais, Marcus, and Arrow.
Young adult series.
You're sure it's not a TV series?
No, it's movies.
I'll give you a hint.
It's also a book series.
Based on a book series.
I'm going to put one in and I don't even think that it's correct.
But if it is, I think I fucking remotely viewed it.
Okay?
It's a film series based on a book.
That's a complete fucking crap shot of a guess.
I have no fucking idea.
I don't think I got it.
I'm going to be dead honest.
This is going to be a big fucking goose egg on the board for all of you.
All right.
Well, I got all your answers, I guess.
No idea.
Dan says, what is Narnia?
That's incorrect.
Dan, you bet it all.
You got zero.
Tyler says arrow.
I thought it was on the CW series.
No, you bet it all also.
That's why I was like, is it like a fuck?
I was winning.
I could have just bet a hundred.
Like everything but a hundred.
Ali Back said, what is the Hunger Games?
It's not that.
Was it the Virgin?
He bet it all.
Was it the Virgin?
It was not the Virgin.
It was Twilight.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, no, I wouldn't have gotten that.
We go to the tiebreaker.
Oh shit.
Text me your answers.
We'll do the same wagers.
All right.
Sure.
So this is just, what's the...
Are you want to do new wagers?
Yeah.
New wagers.
So Ali Back had 5300.
Tyler's got 5100.
Dan's got 5600.
Say those again.
Ali Back 5300.
Tyler 5100.
Dan 5600.
And the category.
Category is about history.
Not feeling very good about this.
Not at all.
I feel better about this than fucking whatever the fuck that was.
All right.
You got your wagers.
Category is history.
Text me your answer.
The two cities the atomic bomb was dropped on during World War II.
What cities are they?
Two cities the atomic bomb was dropped on during World War II.
I think I'll clean if I say I got this.
It just depends on what we wagered.
You better not have thrown this.
All right.
I was thinking about it.
Hold on.
Let me think about this.
No.
Because it wouldn't...
It's not a legit win if you threw it.
No, no, no.
We all know the answer to that.
No, no, no.
I'm thinking about my wager.
You already sent it in, man.
You can't change it.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Ali Max says Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
You bet everything but 100.
So he's got 5700.
Dan said Nagasaki.
No, you just added 100 to my score, didn't you?
Yeah, you bet 100.
No, I said everything but 100.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So I bet everything but 100.
Ali Max got what?
5300 plus 5200 is 10,500.
Damn.
There we go.
Dan said Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Spelled wrong.
I'll give it to you.
You bet 2,800.
Oh, my God.
So he's got what?
7600 plus...
No, no.
I only have 5600.
6800 is 8400.
Tyler said Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
He bet 5099.
That means Tyler has 10,000.
He bet 5099, right?
Yeah, that's 10,199.
What does Ali Max have?
Ali Max has 10,500.
Ali Max wins!
Yes!
You gotta say it.
I'd like to shout out to remote viewing.
I'm not quite sure how it helped me.
I can't believe it, folks.
He gave one of the wins.
I don't believe it.
True underdog story.
Cinderella story.
Ali Max wins!
The only one I'll ever get, but goddamn, does it feel good.
I'd like to shake the hands of my opponents.
How does it feel?
Your first win, Ali Max.
Come on.
It feels pretty good.
I don't think I'm gonna get to experience this for a long time.
What were the most crucial elements of your game today?
Well, the crucial elements were you always gotta stick to betting at all.
I like the smug talk for that.
But unless...
I like the smug talk for that.
But unless you're winning...
OH!
Wow.
That was a good strategy though.
Then you don't...
Because I knew I had to see it.
If I knew I had to stay safe, I would have run because I got that Alexander Hamilton fucking
thing.
If I did that daily double and I actually bet what I was supposed to bet on that, I
would have won by a landslide.
But you don't though.
You always go super conservative.
It's all about fucking school, man.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
I get myself so caught up and angry at myself for betting the wrong amount
You just always bet it all but if you have a lead there's no reason to bet more than you have to
Which thank God that did not come back to haunt me on the question. We all got wrong
I figured you being the leader you weren't gonna bet everything and I knew I had him by 200 so I bet everything
Tyler looks like you just like
the
You put us this through this all the fucking time
I'm just saying I just want my tenth win to. It's gonna be a minute. All right folks, thanks for listening.
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That's gotta be it that's gotta be it but these are pretty damn you were the driving force behind this episode
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He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
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