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That's what we really want to fucking do. 16 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,800 I don't like you. You don't like me. 17 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,800 But, nuclear war is a detriment to the entire human race. 18 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,800 How are we going to stop Russia from using nuclear warheads? 19 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:52,800 Dude, we're going to do like a fucking call of duty task force with China and the United States and England and all those guys. 20 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,800 Dude, I don't mean to sound like fucking Dan. 21 00:06:54,800 --> 00:07:04,800 But like, Dan's got me so convinced that we have to have some sort of reliable system that's just going to blow anything they shoot out over here fucking out of the air. 22 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:09,800 What can we do to stop Russia from using nuclear warheads? They've got fucking hundreds of nukes. 23 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 We're going to decode them, bro. We're going to fucking defuse them. 24 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,800 I'm just saying, I think Dan might be on to something. 25 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,800 There's probably devices that we have that can fucking blow the nukes out of the air above the ocean. 26 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 I don't think... 27 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 About hundreds of nukes. 28 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Because they launch them all at the same time and they aim for our nukes. 29 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 Yeah, but it's not like... 30 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,800 Whoever launches them first basically fucks. 31 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,800 Yeah, but we've been planning for that. We fucking know that they're not going to shoot... 32 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,800 They weren't making a weapon like, all right, guys, it's going to be like a movie. 33 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 They're going to send one nuke over. 34 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,800 No, we know that if they're going to fucking nuke us, they're going to send... 35 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,800 There's no rules, though. 36 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,800 Yeah, I know. But if we nuke Russia, Russia nukes us, China...the whole fucking triangle there. 37 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,800 If anybody fires a single nuke, it's not going to be a single nuke. 38 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,800 But who doesn't care? He doesn't care, though. 39 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,800 I know, but any nuclear attack is going to be fucking pretty much everything you got. 40 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:58,800 You're not going to half ass and be like, oh, yeah, we're going to drop two of them and then they're going to surrender. 41 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,800 No, everybody has mutually assured destruction. You fire one nuke at me, I blow up your country. 42 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Everybody's on the same playing field there. We're all... 43 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,800 We're all in agreement about that. 44 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:12,800 And I think that's why she is being like, listen, America, we don't want this to happen either. 45 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:17,800 It's like we don't like each other. But if they're going to use fucking nukes, then the entire world is going to end. 46 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Because Puin's a little fucking unstable and everybody forgets that. 47 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:26,800 Everybody thinks he's like of a sound mind, but he's said some pretty off the handle shit in the past. 48 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,800 Like he's like he's fucking kind of a little bit scary. 49 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,800 I think everybody can agree that Putin is out of his mind. 50 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:40,800 But like everybody. But I think everybody's like in like even like when our enemies are like, hey, listen, we need to stop this shit because that's going to be a fucking problem. 51 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:48,800 Yeah, like because like he and like I'm pretty sure like Putin like said to him in confidence, like, hey, we're going to use the fucking nukes and put it in. 52 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:53,800 She's like, OK, yeah, sure. Cool. I need to talk to America. 53 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Like we got to say there's a problem of ruin. 54 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,800 We got some, you know, she's probably in that meeting talking to Biden. 55 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:06,800 I'm going to be dead soon anyway. 56 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,800 No fucking. She's like, you do understand what I'm telling you. 57 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,800 It's like, yeah, you want some ice cream? 58 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:19,800 Yeah, let's just fucking pray to God that somebody fucking planted a mic on them. 59 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,800 We know what Biden, what do you say? 60 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,800 I don't really know. You're practically just talking into a fucking void. 61 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Yeah, you're just talking into a void there. 62 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,800 You just got to hope somebody like his little cabinet that makes the decisions for him. 63 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,800 They're like, what the fuck did he just say? 64 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:43,800 Oh, he probably sits down in his cabinet meetings and his whole cabinet shows up and they probably he probably doesn't say a word in those meetings. 65 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,800 It's like, all right. So what do we want Biden to say? 66 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,800 What script are we going to get this guy? 67 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,800 Is that a butterfly? 68 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 Oh shit, did you see that? 69 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,800 Hey, hello. 70 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,800 What's the show? Who's controlling the White House then? Not Biden. 71 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,800 No, I think his cabinet, his cabinet, his. 72 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:16,800 The three little sweetie pie butterfly flying around on a flower. 73 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,800 You see me in a way, I'm going to go a hundred yards away. 74 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:36,800 And then we got something about Alex Jones. 75 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:41,800 You got to fucking. 76 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,800 Nobody. 77 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:51,800 Nobody rides for free. 78 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,800 Like, dude, he is so off his fucking rocker. 79 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,800 It's wonderful. So funny. 80 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,800 And he is occasionally right. 81 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,800 What's been going on with Israel and Palestine? 82 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,800 That's just invaded, right? 83 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,800 Yeah, it's just that's a fucking shit show. 84 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:09,800 No matter what happens, the Middle East is always going to be a fucking shit show. 85 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:14,800 I saw America has started dropping bombs on Gaza. 86 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,800 Whatever. 87 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,800 No way. 88 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,800 Yeah, we thought that's a fucking lie. 89 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,800 Oh, I saw your story. 90 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,800 I don't believe it. 91 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,800 No, we would not do something that direct. 92 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:31,800 There is no fucking way we might have given missiles to Israel and then Israel used them. 93 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800 We would have had to fire them. 94 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800 They had a few scone. 95 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:41,800 Actually, they had five American troops died in an airplane crash. 96 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,800 I don't believe you. 97 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,800 No, they did over the Mediterranean Sea. 98 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,800 They weren't like in combat or anything. 99 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,800 They're just stupid and crash the plane. 100 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,800 I didn't say that. 101 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:57,800 Hey, it takes a lot of takes a lot of goes into a flying plane. 102 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,800 So did you guys hear this? 103 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:05,800 This is off topic, but I thought this is something that you guys would you guys see. 104 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,800 I can't find anything on. 105 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:14,800 So after much consideration and conversation with my family's, I decided to give up smoking weed. 106 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,800 Please protect my privacy at this time. 107 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:24,800 Snoop Dogg, the only thing that we've done has intercepted missiles that were probably got fucking policy. 108 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:29,800 The only thing we've done is intercepted missiles that have been fired towards Israel. 109 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,800 The US is not directly fired another. 110 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,800 No, you like dropped a nuclear warhead. 111 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Shut the fuck up. 112 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,800 No, I saw it. 113 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,800 We dropped a fucking new gun. 114 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,800 Casey shut the fuck up. 115 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,800 They dropped a nuclear warhead on fucking Gaza. 116 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,800 No, they did not. 117 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 I'm just kidding. 118 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,800 It was just a real bomb though. 119 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,800 No, it wasn't. 120 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,800 You're high. 121 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,800 That's what I saw. 122 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,800 You're fucking high. 123 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,800 The only result anything down that road I could find. 124 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,800 I'll tell you by the name of the YouTube channel was and this is about three pages of scrolling. 125 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,800 It was posted by what was it? 126 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,800 The Hindu dust and times. 127 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,800 That's the only one we've seen. 128 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,800 Yeah, I think it's a five and a half hour long video. 129 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,800 I'm not even making that up. 130 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,800 What the fuck are they talking about for five and a half hours? 131 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,800 And mind you, that was also posted four weeks ago. 132 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,800 Casey, you're out of line. 133 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,800 We did not fire missiles at Hamas. 134 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:35,800 I just I don't even need to look deep into this to know that we would not get that directly involved. 135 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800 You're fucking out of line. 136 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,800 Casey, not that you've told the public about. 137 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:44,800 Oh, and who the fuck are you getting your news from then? 138 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:49,800 CNN, bro. 139 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,800 Jesus Christ, Al Jazeera would be fucking better. 140 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:57,800 So Alieck back, tell us about the Fermi paradox. 141 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,800 The Fermi paradox. 142 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:11,800 OK, well, the Fermi paradox is a paradox that kind of exists with the fact of like how we as a scientific community of humans, we believe that. 143 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,800 What's that smell? 144 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,800 Oh, pizza. 145 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:23,800 We believe that there is a very, very high likelihood of other life in the universe. 146 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:34,800 We think that there's several billions and trillions of occurrences of it throughout our universe because it just seems too perfect that the earth would be the only one with life on it. 147 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,800 Oh, yeah. 148 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:55,800 And but the Fermi paradox is also like, while we might not have the most advanced shit up to this point, why if it's so likely and realistically, they're only like a galaxy or two away, why have we not found anything to confirm any sort of alien life? 149 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:01,800 Because like it's just because we we should theoretically be able to. 150 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,800 You ever hear about Area 51? 151 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,800 Bro, that's I was watching I've watched and shit on the Air 51. 152 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,800 What? 153 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,800 I don't fucking buy into the Area 51. 154 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,800 You don't buy the Area 51? 155 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,800 No. 156 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,800 What are they coming up out there, bro? 157 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,800 You ever see those videos? 158 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,800 We were fucking stupid as hell back then. 159 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,800 You're talking like 50s, 60s Roswell shit, bro. 160 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800 I don't buy into that. 161 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,800 There was a dude, I forget his name, but he snuck into Area 51. 162 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,800 He was the only one. 163 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,800 Casey, you're fucking high. 164 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,800 This guy I fucking read about him. 165 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,800 It was proven that he was a fucking fraud. 166 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:46,800 No, he's stuck in Area 51 for 12 days and he fucking saw some shit, bro. 167 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800 He saw some alien. 168 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,800 Are you hearing this? 169 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 I am. 170 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,800 And we're just supposed to take this guy for his word. 171 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800 Is that it? 172 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,800 Well, I guess so. 173 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,800 Well, actually did it. 174 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,800 Yeah. 175 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,800 And how has he proven that exactly? 176 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800 I don't know. 177 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,800 Did he get jerked off by aliens too? 178 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,800 And even if he did take pictures, I don't fucking... 179 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,800 Who's going to tell him they're wrong? 180 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,800 Be like, no, the real Area 51 looks like this. 181 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,800 No, you don't have a fucking picture of Area 51 because it's... 182 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,800 Oh my God, I'm getting angry. 183 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,800 I saw this video. 184 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,800 I'm getting mad. 185 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,800 I saw this video of these tourists, right? 186 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,800 They go up to the border of the sign where it says, do not enter past this point. 187 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,800 Because it's a fucking military facility. 188 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 If you did that shit in Glenville, 189 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800 they'd tell you to get the fuck away. 190 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800 You're not part of the military. 191 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,800 What are they supposed to do? 192 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,800 Oh, you want to see the aliens? 193 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800 They'll come back here, man. 194 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,800 No, what the fuck? 195 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800 You're not even going to say. 196 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800 It's a fucking military... 197 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,800 Oh my God. 198 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,800 It's like trying to walk into a police commissioner's office 199 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,800 and being flabbergasted when he's like, actually stay out here. 200 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,800 No. 201 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,800 Yeah, so they go up to the border and the fucking... 202 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,800 They don't have a visitor center in there. 203 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,800 Jesus Christ. 204 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,800 What are you talking about? 205 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,800 I didn't even say what I was going to say yet. 206 00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,800 So they fucking... 207 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,800 The fucking camo dudes, they call them. 208 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,800 They're these fucking dudes. 209 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800 The camo dudes. 210 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,800 They're just military personnel. 211 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,800 They're not camo dudes. 212 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800 They're just dudes in the army. 213 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,800 They're not even in the military. 214 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800 I'm sure, Casey. 215 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,800 The people at the military base. 216 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,800 I'm serious. 217 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 The camo dudes. 218 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,800 They're aliens too, I'm guessing, right? 219 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:21,800 No, no, the camo dudes are the contracted police of Area 51. 220 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800 Oh, sure. 221 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,800 The guys wearing camo that police Area 51. 222 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800 Yeah, they're not actually military. 223 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,800 They're not actually in the military. 224 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,800 They aren't. 225 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Look it up. 226 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,800 They're not in the military, huh? 227 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 They aren't. 228 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800 They aren't. 229 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Are you serious? 230 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:37,520 I'm just saying, Casey, do you truly believe, and this is completely separate from the story 231 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:43,920 you're telling here, but do you truly believe that with the infamy Area 51 has garnered 232 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:49,360 throughout the general population of the US, that they would actually conduct any sort 233 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,840 of top secret thing there? 234 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:56,800 Like that place has so many eyes on it, like fucking satellites and shit. 235 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,680 No, they aren't fucking doing it. 236 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,360 I thought you guys were conspiracy theorists. 237 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,880 No, Area 51 exists and they conduct different flight tests there. 238 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,080 They might have had shit there at one point. 239 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080 Yeah, like it's not what's fucking- 240 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:15,200 No, what they do is they reverse engineer UFOs to see how they're made. 241 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200 What the fuck? 242 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200 It's Dan. 243 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200 I wonder what he's saying in the worst code. 244 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,200 A fucking light just went off in my basement window. 245 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,200 It's Dan. 246 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200 I just flipped him off. 247 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,000 Casey, can I borrow your vape? 248 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Mine just died, unfortunately. 249 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,440 They fucking deconstruct reverse engineer UFOs to see how they were made. 250 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:36,640 If that happened, that happened in the 50s before everything got blown out of proportion. 251 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,920 No, they're called camo dudes. 252 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,920 They're not called camo dudes, Casey. 253 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,920 Look it up. 254 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,920 They're called camo dudes. 255 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,640 He's going with the fucking light again. 256 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,640 What's he trying to do here? 257 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640 I'm just going to beat him to death. 258 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,640 All right, I'll be back. 259 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,640 All right, Tyler's going to go fucking beat him to death. 260 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,280 Casey, can I please get your vape? 261 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,280 These camo dudes. 262 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,240 Okay, just keep telling me. 263 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,240 Tell me about the camo dudes. 264 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,360 They fucking guard area 51. 265 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,440 They're contracted police for area 51. 266 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,120 So even if you get close to the border, like there was this video of these tourists that 267 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:10,840 got close to the border and the fucking camo dudes just start staring them down. 268 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,200 Like they just show up in their truck and start staring them down. 269 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,200 They're like, oh fuck. 270 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:20,120 And then they come drive up to them and they get out of the truck and they just whip out 271 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,440 their guns and point at them. 272 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,800 Like, what the fuck are you guys doing here? 273 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,800 What the fuck are you doing? 274 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,320 And he goes, get up against the car, bro. 275 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320 Get up against the car. 276 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,880 And he fucking searches him. 277 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,320 He's like, I'm just a tourist, man. 278 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,160 I'm just a civilian. 279 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,280 And he's like, turn around and go back that way. 280 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,280 No, come back. 281 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,560 Well, yeah, it's a military base. 282 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,960 That's going to happen. 283 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,240 I knew what you were going to say. 284 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,400 I've heard this story before. 285 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,720 I didn't hear the camo dudes part of it, but I've seen the video of it. 286 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,920 And it's just like, dude, you walk up to any military base, they're going to do that to 287 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,920 you. 288 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,240 They're going to let you in there. 289 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,560 Even if you're just getting close to it, that's still their property. 290 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,480 They can fucking kick you off that. 291 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,880 They probably get that shit so often, especially after that Area 51 meme where we were all 292 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,880 going to rush in. 293 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:07,200 But I'm just saying, if the fucking tests did take place, if you buy into the Roswell 294 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:12,840 thing, which I'm pretty undecided on, it seems like it, I don't think it was weather balloons, 295 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,240 but I don't fucking know what it was. 296 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:20,080 I know the US claims it was weather balloons, but regardless, they would not be conducting 297 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,000 these tests there in a modern day age. 298 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,840 Because we all fucking know that that's what we suspect the US to be doing. 299 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,600 If they're doing that shit, you think they're going to have that shit just on the surface? 300 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,280 The government has literally acknowledged that there are UFOs. 301 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,280 Yeah. 302 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,600 There's been objects that have been in the air that we haven't identified. 303 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600 Like hundreds though. 304 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600 Yeah. 305 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,600 Hundreds of incidents. 306 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,600 Yeah. 307 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 So. 308 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,960 I'm not saying that there's no, there's no proof behind those. 309 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,560 I'm just saying Area 51 has got nothing to do with it. 310 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,480 There's no way they'd be doing anything there. 311 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,880 It's so high profile. 312 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,720 The whole world knows about that place. 313 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,960 They're going to do it at some base that nobody fucking knows about. 314 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,920 As long as nobody can get in. 315 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:04,360 You said that the only guy, the guy that I was talking about was supposedly the only 316 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,800 guy who had successfully snuck in Area 51. 317 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,920 What's up dude? 318 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:16,520 Even he, even he, well, you guys said he was a fraud or whatever. 319 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,520 Right? 320 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,440 So I mean nobody else has snuck snuck in there. 321 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,440 Yeah. 322 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,760 But again, I need to see proof. 323 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,920 I'm a proof based thinker, but regardless, I didn't really finish up on the Fermi paradox 324 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,160 at all. 325 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,760 So I gotta, I gotta catch you up to speed with this Dan. 326 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760 Okay. 327 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,920 So the Fermi paradox, have you ever heard of it before? 328 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920 What is it? 329 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,920 The Fermi paradox. 330 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,920 F E R M I. 331 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,920 No. 332 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,840 That's based off of, so it's this fucking scientist. 333 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,120 I don't know exactly where it was. 334 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,320 I'm not going to fucking feed false information here. 335 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,720 It was the scientific Fermi. 336 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,720 Oh, all right. 337 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,360 Well there, then you got it. 338 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,240 And it was, I don't know. 339 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,400 Maybe it is, but he was working with his fucking scientist buddies. 340 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,280 They're all fucking, I don't know. 341 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,040 They're all fucking space scientists. 342 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,120 And he has a conversation with them just like over lunch and he's like, Hey guys, don't 343 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,700 you think it's kind of fucking weird that we've sort of concluded that aliens definitely 344 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:12,280 should exist and we probably should have seen some source of them. 345 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:16,560 And if intelligent life can get to the levels that we hope it can, we probably should have 346 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:21,800 received a message from them at this point, or at least been aware of their existence. 347 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,880 And the Fermi paradox is essentially the fact that in all likelihood there should be other 348 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,840 life, but we're just not seeing it. 349 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,680 And it's like, there's a couple different ways that you can go down that road with it. 350 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,860 There's a couple different answers. 351 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,480 One is that this honestly is probably the scariest one to me. 352 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,480 They're all equally scary. 353 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:45,920 Honestly, the scary options you have there is we really are the only life in the universe. 354 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,240 And that's fucking sad because God made us in his image. 355 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,240 Okay. 356 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,960 Well, I think the issue is just time, right? 357 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,200 Because civilizations only last for thousands of years. 358 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,200 Yes. 359 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,320 So, so exactly. 360 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,000 But that contributes to the theory both ways. 361 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,140 So yes, you may. 362 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:09,080 And that's one of the backing theories to why they may exist and we haven't come in 363 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:15,720 contact with them is just the fact that they, like these civilizations burn out. 364 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:22,040 We fucking kill one another, whether it be by means of nuclear war or some way or somehow 365 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,360 we fucking... 366 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:28,560 But the other thing is just like, well, still though, if you had these super intelligent 367 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,200 societies that were capable of this technology to possibly get to us, like we are with other 368 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,820 ones, like sending Voyager 1 out there with fucking the record on it and like all the 369 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:42,200 different... it's got music and the alphabet on it and shit. 370 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,600 It's like, why the fuck couldn't we get... 371 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,640 Like if one of these dying civilizations was like, why don't we just fucking set this radio 372 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:54,160 up and it just transmits a signal that we fucking exist so another society can know 373 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,280 that down the road. 374 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,960 And you think about how the universe is billions of years old, why the fuck haven't we gotten 375 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,240 that radio signal yet? 376 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:07,440 Like we should be getting this stuff from fucking... even the Andromeda galaxy at this 377 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,640 point with how old the galaxy is, Andromeda is the closest galaxy to us. 378 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,320 I think we all know that, but... 379 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,800 That was a Jeopardy question. 380 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,920 Yes, but regardless it was... 381 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,920 Come side for a second. 382 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920 Yes. 383 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,920 The mustache looks great. 384 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,920 Thank you. 385 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,920 I appreciate it. 386 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920 I had to cut mine. 387 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,920 You had one? 388 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,560 Yeah, I shaved one side of it off. 389 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,840 But it came in kind of blonde too. 390 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,840 It was hard to see. 391 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,160 It gives you a... look at me. 392 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,640 Look at me? 393 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,360 It takes your face from a boyish face to a man face. 394 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,360 You kind of... 395 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,360 I just have confidence in you. 396 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,360 You look kind of... 397 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,360 I appreciate that. 398 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,360 That's a very kind comment. 399 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:52,400 Before I'd be like, this guy looks kind of young, I don't know if he knows what he's 400 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,400 doing. 401 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,400 You look kind of... what's the word? 402 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,400 Retarded? 403 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,400 Oh, Casey, go fuck yourself. 404 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,400 No, it's good. 405 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,400 It looks good. 406 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,400 I get it now. 407 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400 I get it now. 408 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,400 I get it now. 409 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,400 Well, bro, the first couple weeks are going to be rough. 410 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,760 I'm not growing the thickest stash in the world here, but it's enough where it's present 411 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,440 and it's not laughable anymore, which is cool. 412 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,440 That's the first time I've grown a stash and it hasn't been that way. 413 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,440 The last time I tried was two years ago. 414 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,040 The cruise missile has a fucking magnificent stash now. 415 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,440 I think if I let this go for a while, this is going to fill out pretty nice actually. 416 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,440 I can picture that. 417 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,440 It's only a couple of weeks. 418 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,440 It's powerful. 419 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,440 It's a handlebar mustache. 420 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,440 It's powerful. 421 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,440 Does it look like a fake one? 422 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,120 No, almost, yeah. 423 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,080 This stash might last longer than November. 424 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080 I'll be honest. 425 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,560 My girlfriend's a huge fan of it. 426 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,160 Yeah, my girlfriend was not a huge fan of mine. 427 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,640 Well, bro, you fucked up the shaving with it and you almost gave yourself a Hitler. 428 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,360 You walk out and you're like, hey, babe, should I keep going? 429 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,640 She's like, oh my God. 430 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,080 You look like you're going to commit a crime. 431 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,240 You look like you're trying to commit to the 80s. 432 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,280 Who wants to look like the 80s? 433 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,280 Me? 434 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,280 Yeah. 435 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:59,280 Well, bro, I mean, I would agree with that statement if stashes and the mullets weren't 436 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,280 both coming back. 437 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,280 They're coming back? 438 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280 They've been back, bro. 439 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,280 Oh, you brought them back? 440 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,280 No, I didn't bring them back. 441 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280 No, I think you brought them back. 442 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,280 No, I did not bring them back. 443 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,280 That was before fucking me. 444 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280 Like fucking our buddy, JJ, he hopped on that train dumb early. 445 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280 They weren't back yet because we all fucking made fun of him for that mullet boy. 446 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,280 And then like, do you see how it changes though? 447 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280 Two years down the road, it's like, oh yeah, you see somebody walking down the street with 448 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,280 a mullet. 449 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280 It's like a bit eccentric, but it's nothing like you're like, what the fuck? 450 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,280 That guy's stuck in the 80s. 451 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280 Like, no, that is me. 452 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280 That is me. 453 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,280 That is me. 454 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,280 That is me. 455 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,280 That is me. 456 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,280 That is me. 457 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280 That is me. 458 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280 That is me. 459 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:33,280 That is me. 460 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280 That is exactly what I think. 461 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,280 Dan, we talked about this before you got here, but this is one of your topics, I believe. 462 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,280 Area 51. 463 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,280 No, Area 51, you're retarded. 464 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,680 Fucking, yeah. 465 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,280 So we were talking about how Biden- 466 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,280 Very conspiracy theorist, doesn't believe in areas. 467 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 Biden and ZZPing- 468 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,280 I do. 469 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Had a meeting together. 470 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,280 I'll go back to the Fermi. 471 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:59,280 A unscheduled meeting after Ping had a fucking meeting with Putin. 472 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,280 And immediately after having a meeting with Putin, he came to America and talked to Biden. 473 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,280 He goes, we need to talk privately one-on-one. 474 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280 So what does that mean? 475 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280 What's going on? 476 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,280 They haven't told us. 477 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,280 They haven't told us anything. 478 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:16,280 What I said is I think that Putin said, hey, I'm going to use the fucking nukes. 479 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:21,280 I'm just warning you fucking like China because you're quote unquote my allies. 480 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:27,280 And then fucking China was like, fuck, we need to talk to America because nuclear war is bad for everybody. 481 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,280 Right, right. 482 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:38,280 So I just think that like it's interesting that he went straight from Putin to America and was like, we need to talk one-on-one with President Biden. 483 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,280 And they didn't say what they talked about, nothing like that. 484 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,280 Literally, it was just those two. 485 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,280 I'm sure that he didn't make any headway with anything. 486 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,280 It's really like talking to that fucking war. 487 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,280 That's why I was saying they're probably talking to the fucking mic attached to his collar. 488 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,280 There's no way they're talking to his cabinet. 489 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,280 They're not talking to him. 490 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:09,280 I mean, it could be like the conversation could have been something like, hey, like I know you don't want to talk to them directly, but like maybe through us. 491 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280 We can get you to calm down. 492 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280 He's interested in ending this. 493 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,280 Yeah. 494 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:23,280 He doesn't like so let's develop a scenario to end it where everybody comes out like looking victorious and we can move on to this whole fucking thing. 495 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,280 Hama. 496 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,280 Couldn't think of what it's called. 497 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,280 Close enough. 498 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,280 Oh, God, dude, I'm blind. 499 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,280 Because, dude, they almost like don't give a fuck about Ukraine anymore. 500 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,280 Dude, I'm so fucking blind. 501 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,280 Oh, China or Russia? 502 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,280 Like the world. 503 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:44,280 Like after the Hamas attack on Israel, it just kind of shifted everybody's focus. 504 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,280 Oh, yeah. 505 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,280 You mean like the US population then? 506 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:54,280 Yeah, like I mean, or just the world, the world, like the world doesn't do. 507 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,280 Yeah, I don't really get less and less money. 508 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,280 You know, yeah. 509 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:04,280 So it's big news because anytime you get the Middle East fucking stirred up, that's just that's what everybody wants to hear about. 510 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:09,280 It's so volatile there and it's just that conflict's never going to fucking end. 511 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,280 And that's always like it's always a fucking holy war over there for one reason or another. 512 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280 Right. 513 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,280 And wars that don't end are good for the economy. 514 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280 It's a fucking holy war. 515 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,280 And, you know, as well as I do, holy wars never end. 516 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,280 As long as one religion exists, there's going to be a fucking holy war. 517 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,280 You know a lot about holy wars, Tyler? 518 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,280 Yeah, I want to make the ninth crusade happen, man. 519 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,280 Just weaken, weaken both sides and Catholics can take over. 520 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,280 They were already eight crusades and they failed at all of them? 521 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,280 They didn't fail at all of them. 522 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,280 The first and second crusades were massive successes. 523 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,280 The third one was a not so great success. 524 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280 The fourth one was a failure. 525 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280 Not so great success. 526 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,280 The fourth one. 527 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,280 We lost, but. 528 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,280 The fourth one was a disgrace. 529 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,280 The fifth one we won. 530 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,280 The sixth one was actually kind of a standstill type thing. 531 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,280 Like we made headway with peace. 532 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,280 The seventh we lost and the eighth was when Jerusalem finally fell. 533 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,280 Jesus. 534 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,280 Yeah. 535 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:08,280 Well, then how how how different do I look without my glasses? 536 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,280 Because I've been told I look significantly different. 537 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,280 I feel like I see you in your glasses and out of your glasses, probably equally. 538 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,280 Really? Yeah. 539 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,280 I mean, I take them off here because I don't need to see everybody. 540 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,280 But it's just you can just let the oddism take over. 541 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,280 You're not worried about sight. 542 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,280 You just drop a sense for the. 543 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,280 Yeah, I just I can focus. 544 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,280 I can focus at all on autism. 545 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,280 All on fucking trivia. 546 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,280 That's that's what we got to do. 547 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:36,280 Damn, we got to fucking blindfold ourselves and we'll stand a chance against this kid. 548 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,280 Is that is that a secret? 549 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,280 I just don't want to focus. 550 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,280 Yeah, I know. 551 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,280 Look, I can't I can't even fucking you're a blob to me right now. 552 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,280 I can't fucking I can't make out anything. 553 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,280 I know you must have your glasses on when you read Casey's computer screen. 554 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,280 I don't read. 555 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,280 Why don't you have your glasses? 556 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,280 I just took them off. 557 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:58,280 I don't like do that, but like like when I look at you right now, I can't see shit like Ali Mac. 558 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,280 I can kind of make you out. 559 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,280 You I can't I can't see shit. 560 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,280 That's kind of how I am with my contacts out. 561 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280 I think I should just like to get Lasix. 562 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,280 I was saying that. 563 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,280 Yeah, there it is. 564 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,280 Oh, wait. 565 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,280 No, we good. 566 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:17,280 Why is it that whenever this happens, we're good for like five seconds and then it cuts out again? 567 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,280 Everything we're good. 568 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,280 OK. 569 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,280 Oh, wow. 570 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,280 All right. 571 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,280 I'm going to talk a little bit more in this Fermi paradigm. 572 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,280 Oh, yeah. 573 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,280 What's going on with that? 574 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,280 Just a little bit. 575 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,280 It's just there's a couple of different theories. 576 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:33,280 One is that we truly are the only place in this universe that has life on it. 577 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:40,280 The other couple aspects you have other than the ones that we discussed, we do have a slight delay, but it's nothing too horrible. 578 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,280 All right. 579 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:49,280 But so so you have the theory that we're the only place in the universe that has life on it that I find extremely grim because the chances of us 580 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:58,280 actually getting out of this solar system and establishing life across the galaxy seem extremely that that seems like a very dim possibility. 581 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280 I don't think we're going to get that far. 582 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,280 We're not going to go into my cynicism, though, but that's why that's scary. 583 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,280 The other thing is you have the universe stretching over time. 584 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,280 This problem of interstellar travel, it's just going to get worse. 585 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,280 I think the message is I can't reach that far in the universe. 586 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280 They can, though. 587 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,280 There's nothing stopping those radio waves. 588 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,280 There's nothing stopping an infrared signal. 589 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,280 There's nothing stopping anything. 590 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:31,280 The only thing that we could potentially be limited by and we'll get into these theories is that we simply haven't existed long enough to receive the signals from them. 591 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:38,280 Somehow life sprung up all over the universe around the same time, which is extremely 100,000 years. 592 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,280 I know. 593 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,280 I know. 594 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,280 And that's what's kind of fucking scary is like, what if these planets did have these fucking radio transmitters? 595 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,280 Do you ever see ancient aliens? 596 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,280 Dude, ancient aliens is such bullshit. 597 00:32:49,280 --> 00:33:01,280 And the other thing is the other thing with the fucking wow signal that everybody always screams about that it's proof of alien life that we received some fucking radio transmission where this is one little jump in the binary code. 598 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,280 Once you dissect the audio feed, the fucking the wow signal is nothing. 599 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:13,280 It's literally just a solar flare occurring somewhere moderately close to us in the grand scheme of the universe. 600 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,280 And we picked it up. 601 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:20,280 We would have picked it up regardless of what direction this fucking thing was facing, whether it be a planet or anything. 602 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,280 We're going to fucking pick it up. 603 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:26,280 Solar flares are incredibly powerful, even if they're fucking stars and stars away. 604 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,280 That shit happens or a fucking supernova. 605 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,280 And that just makes it to us. 606 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,280 You will get trace. 607 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,280 So what you're saying is that I can't fuck Mass Effect aliens. 608 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:49,280 What I'm saying is that the Fermi paradox makes it really scary because it makes you comprehend just how limited the universe might be in terms of travel, because the only way that we believe at this point to go faster than light. 609 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,280 And this is a concept, and I wish I could remember the guy's name. 610 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,280 And there's nothing proving that this is even possible. 611 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,280 But to move faster than the speed of light, that is technically possible. 612 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:08,280 But instead of you moving yourself through the universe, it's literally like the fucking Planet Express from fucking Futurama. 613 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,280 You need to move the universe around the ship. 614 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:16,280 That's the only theory we have where that could be that that could be possible with our current knowledge of physics. 615 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,280 We do not believe that it's possible to go faster than it was possible. 616 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,280 Exactly. 617 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:27,280 But it would also because the other thing is if you were to go faster than the speed of light right now, Casey, 618 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:33,280 light, light as a whole, or even if you were going at the speed of light, it wouldn't. 619 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,280 Well, yes, everything would. 620 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280 We don't know how to do it yet. 621 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,280 Exactly. 622 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,280 But even if we had the methods of propulsion, it would reach anywhere near that it would. 623 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:50,280 It would not only stretch you out like by a lot, like a degree that you shouldn't be a fucking live, but light stops to work properly. 624 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,280 At that point, you're going faster than light. 625 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:59,280 We don't even know what it would look like to go faster than light because you would have no perception of sight. 626 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,280 You're going quicker than the light can travel to reach you where you're at. 627 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:10,280 You need to think about when you're moving faster than light, light itself cannot reach you. 628 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,280 All right, there's Neil. 629 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,280 I'm just saying. 630 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,280 I'm just saying. 631 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,280 That sounds fine. 632 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,280 I hate Neil deGrasse Tyson. 633 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,280 I fucking hate that guy. 634 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,280 That guy sucks so much. 635 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,280 So hold up. 636 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,280 I fucking. 637 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,280 I'm not even from fucking loving Neil deGrasse Tyson because he was an amazing. 638 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,280 Okay, well, not loving, like love, love, love. 639 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,280 He was good. 640 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:35,280 But like somewhere about like six, seven years ago, this guy just became a fucking dickhead and he wasn't that way before. 641 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,280 He started reading the comments on his YouTube channel. 642 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280 Probably. 643 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:47,280 But he was just a genuine dude that was like super fucking smart and understood fucking quantum mechanics and physics. 644 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,280 And he would just try to put it into layman's terms and use have much more success than most people at. 645 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280 Then he got a fucking ego. 646 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,280 Yeah. 647 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,280 And he tries to present himself as a. 648 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,280 My favorite is when he tries to talk about politics. 649 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,280 He wants to be Carl Sagan. 650 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,280 It's like motherfucker. 651 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,280 You can't talk about politics. 652 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,280 You can talk about astrophysics all the fuck you want. 653 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,280 But you're like, if you don't know about astrophysics, don't talk about it. 654 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,280 It's like, well, if you don't know about politics, shut the fuck up. 655 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,280 Dude, he's turned into that guy. 656 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280 Who's the fucking Christian dude? 657 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,280 The one that we fucking hate. 658 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,280 He's like the fucking he's like science is virgin. 659 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280 Joel Steen, bro. 660 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,280 He's too afraid. 661 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,280 What I've noticed about him is he's too afraid to say anything outside of the box. 662 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,280 And it's like, dude, that's what he was talking about. 663 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,280 Do you hear him talking about like the transgender fucking shit? 664 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,280 Yeah, he was like he was like fully on board with the transgender shit. 665 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,280 It's just like it's just like you fucking idiot. 666 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,280 Come on, man. 667 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,280 Have a fucking backbone. 668 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,280 You're supposed to be a scientist, man. 669 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,280 Say they were fucking. 670 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:47,280 I Bill Nye fucking jumped on board with a whole fucking like weird gender shit. 671 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,280 It's like, well, gender is actually on a spectrum, brother. 672 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,280 In the 1990s, I remember there's an episode of your show that you talked about. 673 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,280 There's an X, Y and an X X chromosome. 674 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,280 And that's what makes you a male and female. 675 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280 Did he? 676 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,280 Yes, actually is a spectrum because how do you shut the fuck up? 677 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,280 Casey is actually genetic. 678 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:08,280 Whether you're like, you know, gay, straight, trans, god damn it, Casey. 679 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,280 You are such a liberal piece of shit. 680 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280 OK. 681 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:20,280 I think that all these gender, these weird gender things going on, it's actually a byproduct 682 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,280 of an of having an abundance of resources. 683 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:30,280 So I think that once a society or civilization gets to a certain point where they have more 684 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:36,280 food than they need, just more of everything, we just have too much of everything in this 685 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,280 country. 686 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,280 And I think these genes kick on that just they start putting people in the different 687 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,280 kind of food. 688 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,280 Now it's time to be gay. 689 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:50,280 No, that was the best simplification ever. 690 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,280 Society can afford to it. 691 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280 No, it's a fuck. 692 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280 Fuck. 693 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,280 I think we're good. 694 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,280 I think we're good. 695 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,280 I think we're good. 696 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,280 We got a slight. 697 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,280 No, wait, hold up. 698 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,280 Hold on. 699 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,280 So back back. 700 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,280 What I was saying with that. 701 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:09,280 Fuck, I was I got I got real angry at Casey there for a minute. 702 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,280 I don't do anything. 703 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:16,280 So I think it's more like the it's more like how you're saying like the genetics like kind 704 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,280 of kick on. 705 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,940 It's kind of like, OK, we have an abundance of resources, but we don't need to have as 706 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:23,940 many people. 707 00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:25,600 So they're like, right, have them be gay. 708 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,960 Is it like the ancient Romans? 709 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,960 I don't know. 710 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,960 The ancient Romans were gay. 711 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,960 I don't know. 712 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,200 Yeah, I think so. 713 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:36,000 Because they had such like a civilization that was, you know, thriving. 714 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,120 I don't know if it's I don't know if it's as deep as that. 715 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,220 I think it's just that you keep evolutionarily. 716 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:46,600 We believe that there's enough of us that like, hey, the couple of us don't procreate. 717 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,800 It's not going to be OK. 718 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,800 So I don't think it's a matter of population control. 719 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,680 If you're in a situation where you have to go out and get your resources right, just 720 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,120 like you got to go and find food today or it's not going to die tomorrow. 721 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,120 Yeah. 722 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,120 Next three days, you might starve. 723 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,120 Right. 724 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,960 Most of our ancestors lived in that exact situation. 725 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,360 I mean, look, you're saying that there is no occurrences. 726 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,360 Even as close. 727 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:18,080 I'm saying that when you're worried about food, you're like hierarchy of needs is that's 728 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,680 not even like on the radar. 729 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,680 All right. 730 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,640 You're saying when you're worried about getting like your next meal, you can't even think 731 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,640 about that. 732 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,720 But you got to procreate to get kind of right. 733 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:32,720 If you look about like in the cities in our country where we have everything right there, 734 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:36,240 right there for us, there's a lot of homosexual people. 735 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,760 You guys got me going back and forth to this. 736 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,760 You go, you go. 737 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:44,600 You know, but listen, listen, but then you go out into the poor makes you gay. 738 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,400 I see where you're going with that. 739 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,400 We'll touch on that. 740 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,080 So so then you go out to like the country where there's like where there's like farmers 741 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,900 and stuff and they're getting their shit. 742 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,640 They go out and hunt and they do that. 743 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,840 So they're still kind of in that mindset. 744 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,880 You see a lot of people in the country, barely any gays. 745 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,880 Right. 746 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,760 So I kind of get where you're coming with with that. 747 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,240 Well, I'm like, yeah, I think I think it's a culture issue there. 748 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,240 A lot more closet. 749 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,400 I mean, we watch broke back mountain. 750 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,320 I feel like you guys are trying to make this deeper than it is. 751 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:21,280 I don't because look, ultimately, I wish I could quit you ultimately. 752 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,840 What you want. 753 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840 I've never seen that movie. 754 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,840 Is it? 755 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,840 I don't know. 756 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,840 I never see it. 757 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,040 Let's do a cinematic movie from a cinematic perspective. 758 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:34,160 It's not a horrible movie, but I also don't want to fucking another do the homosexuality 759 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,400 is really forced in it. 760 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,000 It doesn't even feel like it's like, no, these two just don't have chemistry. 761 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,880 They're just trying to be out of pocket with like a fucking gay couple. 762 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,120 But like outside, it's a decent movie, I guess. 763 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,800 So not when I'd watch it. 764 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:58,720 So ultimately, through procreation, you want to get the best genes to procreate. 765 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:05,360 So if you're in a situation where you're concerned about shelter and food and that kind of thing, 766 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,400 like you're surviving. 767 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,400 Like you're just you. 768 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,400 How? 769 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,400 How does that even happen? 770 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,400 Yes. 771 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,400 Let's take it. 772 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,400 Let's talk about those gay animals. 773 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,240 I'm just saying that. 774 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,240 You're right. 775 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:23,440 You occasionally see fucking just plenty of times. 776 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,040 And I mean, I guess I guess like a counterargument, like a counterargument you can make to that 777 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,120 is it's like a fucking stupid animal that doesn't even know if it's fucking to do it 778 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,760 or a check, which like that is an argument. 779 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,680 But like at the same time, at the same thing, it's like, I'm not even trying to go down 780 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,840 the Alex Jones road of like they're turning the frogs gay, but like they are. 781 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,460 And also like, I don't know if you would consider it like, I don't know, probably get canceled 782 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:51,640 for me saying this, but like. 783 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:57,120 Genetic like malfunction with them, that causes homosexuality. 784 00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,680 But no, I'm just saying, like for whatever reason, it does occur in nature outside of 785 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,680 us. 786 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,400 I genuinely do believe that fucking 10,000 years ago or even further than that, when 787 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,760 we're fucking retarded Neanderthals, I guarantee you, there's probably a couple of dudes, fucking 788 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,000 dudes and chicks, fucking chicks. 789 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,200 They probably didn't fucking know. 790 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,200 Of course. 791 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,080 Like, I don't know, maybe not chicks, fucking chicks. 792 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,000 I feel like the dudes drive at that point was like, fuck. 793 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:24,440 I feel like I don't fucking know. 794 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,440 Sorry. 795 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,480 I feel like it's just something that people wouldn't even risk if they like, if you don't 796 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,800 know where your next meal is coming from, you're not going to risk being like, oh, well, 797 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,760 I've kind of been like curious about this. 798 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,160 You know, I'm going to try it. 799 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,280 I mean, if you're in your fight or flight, like your sympathetic nervous system, you're 800 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,640 not going to go trying to fuck it. 801 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,640 Right. 802 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,640 Well, let's see. 803 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,640 Yeah. 804 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,640 You need your parasympathetic. 805 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,640 Parasympathetic. 806 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,640 What do they call that? 807 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,640 Your rest and digest. 808 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,640 You got to fucking- 809 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,640 Or there's another name for it. 810 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,640 Well, there's rest, digest and fuck. 811 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,960 The feed and breed nervous system. 812 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,960 Right? 813 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:03,000 So it puts your body in a state to, after you're fed, you want to breed. 814 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,520 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 815 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,520 No, I guess- 816 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,520 The feed and breed. 817 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,520 I guess I- 818 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,520 Okay. 819 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,520 Okay. 820 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,520 I see what you're getting after here. 821 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,280 So rest and digest, feed and breed. 822 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:17,040 So if you're never out of that, if you're never in that rest and digest, feed and breed 823 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,040 phase- 824 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,040 Yeah. 825 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,040 You're not going to feed and breed. 826 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:25,600 You're not going to be thinking about all these other extracurricular activities, aka 827 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,720 slobbing the knob. 828 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,140 You know what I mean? 829 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:32,360 That wouldn't be a thing that would even cross your mind. 830 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,440 You want to know something wild? 831 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440 I just fucking, I didn't believe this. 832 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,040 I thought this was like some fucking Al Jazeera shit when I heard it. 833 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,360 No, this was, god, never mind. 834 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,760 Disreputable news source. 835 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,760 But regardless, the only time in the human body that you're sympathetic and your parasympathetic 836 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:54,800 nervous systems work with one another is when a male ejaculates. 837 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,360 That's the only time it occurs. 838 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,480 I feel like a lot of parts of my body are working together. 839 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,680 That's the only time that you're sympathetic, like your fight or flight and your fucking 840 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:09,400 parasympathetic rest and digest, is the only time in your body that both of those systems 841 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,040 are active instead of one being in control or the other. 842 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,040 It requires both. 843 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,160 So why don't I just punch my girlfriend every time I come? 844 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:25,360 Because you're not, it's not like fight, you need to murder whatever's going around you. 845 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,520 Some people do, Tyler. 846 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,600 Like coffee fucking puts you into your sympathetic nervous system. 847 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,800 It just gives you a focus and bumps your heart rate up. 848 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,040 Does that mean my nicotine constantly puts me in fight or flight? 849 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,960 What's the primary neurotransmitter of the parasympathetic nervous system? 850 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,960 I don't fucking know, Dan. 851 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,960 That would be acetylcholine, Dan. 852 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,960 I was just checking to make sure you were paying attention to school. 853 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,960 What's sympathetic? 854 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,960 That would be norepinephrine. 855 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:48,960 And epinephrine. 856 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,960 I hate it! 857 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,960 I hate this fucking science talk, okay? 858 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,960 I love this. 859 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,960 What about the nicotinic receptors? 860 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,960 The what? 861 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,960 The nicotinic receptors. 862 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,960 This is fantastic. 863 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,960 That'd be nicotine. 864 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,160 No, acetylcholine and the nicotinic receptors. 865 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,960 What about the muscarinic receptors? 866 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:04,960 Muscarinic nicotinic. 867 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,960 Dan, did you know that Alex Jones is back on Instagram? 868 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,960 Casey, what is a mu receptor? 869 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,960 The mu opioid receptor. 870 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,960 Oh yeah. 871 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,960 Something like that. 872 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,960 He also has a video game that just came out. 873 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,960 Alex Jones does. 874 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,960 It's your primary pain relief receptor. 875 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,960 Wow. 876 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,960 Both natural and opiate. 877 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,960 You want some fentanyl, Casey? 878 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,960 Yeah. 879 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,960 You look like you could use some. 880 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,960 I'll take some fentanyl. 881 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,960 Just a small little dose. 882 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:39,960 What the fuck? 883 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,960 I just picture this going on in your head in a 24-7 loop. 884 00:45:42,960 --> 00:46:11,960 Welcome to the podcast where we listen to Tyler watch videos. 885 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:27,240 This is our content. 886 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,960 We just fucking play the audio to YouTube videos. 887 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960 All right. 888 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:37,960 For our next segment, we're going to welcome back Don Juan. 889 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,960 Oh shit. 890 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960 I'm so done. 891 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,960 I heard back in the day. 892 00:46:43,960 --> 00:47:10,960 You were a good one. 893 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:18,960 I got one of those old boxes. 894 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:24,960 My crib used to come around and they used to say, cause I used to not be able to leave 895 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,960 my house. 896 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:26,960 So they used to come to my porch. 897 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,960 They'd be like, yeah, some of those rhymes. 898 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,960 I spent that. 899 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:41,960 I spent that. 900 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,960 Candy corn, candy corn, hard cider. 901 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,960 Damn. 902 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,960 I don't drink alcohol. 903 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,960 My doctor said, cause my CKD, I'm not allowed to be drinking this. 904 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,960 My dialysis. 905 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:56,960 I actually got a rap song for you and I got a beat. 906 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:01,960 All I need is a performance. 907 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,960 I wrote you some verses and everything. 908 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,960 Oh God. 909 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,960 I mean, oh God. 910 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:12,960 I'm glad he doesn't have to freestyle. 911 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,960 I thought that was the road you were going down. 912 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,960 Like, Oh, this is his millionaire. 913 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,960 I didn't finish the entire song. 914 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,960 So you might have to freestyle a few. 915 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:21,960 Oh shit. 916 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,960 Yeah, they're going to be terrible. 917 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,960 Just fucking ad libbed. 918 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,960 All right, Don, you want to hear the beat? 919 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,960 Here's the beat. 920 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:40,960 I see what I can do. 921 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,960 You got fucking trappy. 922 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,960 Oh, here we go. 923 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,960 He comes in at 29 seconds. 924 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,960 I can't see the counter. 925 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:59,960 What is the bitch back at it again? 926 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:00,960 Turn up that take baby. 927 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,960 Put it on 10. 928 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:03,960 Some of y'all fools. 929 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,960 I know how to act. 930 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,960 Sit down for a lesson from old daddy. 931 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,960 Back in the day, I was robbing for Greek fast stacks of appears. 932 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,960 Can't even fit in my jeez. 933 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:14,960 Get back. 934 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:15,960 Dodging all the time. 935 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,960 I'm going to be a good guy. 936 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:17,960 I'm going to be a good guy. 937 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:18,960 I'm going to be a good guy. 938 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,960 I'm going to be a good guy. 939 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,960 I'm going to be a good guy. 940 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,960 Get back. 941 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,960 Dodging all these motherfucking raindrops. 942 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,960 Bitch, you can't roll to a motherfucking game style. 943 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,960 My legs all swollen. 944 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,960 Got that cellulitis. 945 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,960 These chips be too hot. 946 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,960 Give me the diverticulatus. 947 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,960 They locked me up in the pen. 948 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,960 It cost some raters. 949 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,960 Drank so many daddy daddies, I got pancreas tinnitus. 950 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,960 I hear fucking bitches still on the rack. 951 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,960 Put these smooth ass chips in the roughly ass bag. 952 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,960 Bitch, you out of business. 953 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,960 Poppin' like K-Mod. 954 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,960 Shoot you in the bitches outside the Walmart. 955 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,960 Yeah, I'm a reaper, boy. 956 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,960 Just like Lil Peep. 957 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,960 Don't touch my CPAP. 958 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,960 Don't fuck up the peep. 959 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,960 When I come around, my bitch ain't get no sleep. 960 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,960 I got a motherfucking AK in the Jeep, dude. 961 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,960 Oh, fuck. 962 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,960 This is crazy. 963 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,960 And I ain't never fucked a bitch from Honolulu. 964 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,960 Stab you in your eyes. 965 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,960 Call that shit voodoo. 966 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,960 My guts so wild. 967 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,960 Call me Chris Kringle. 968 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,960 Y'all better leave out that buffalo pringle. 969 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,960 What the fuck? 970 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,960 Oh, what? 971 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,960 Don Juan drop that fucking shit. 972 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,960 Damn, I'm a fighter with that shit hard, dude. 973 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,960 I'm biased on Spotify. 974 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,960 That's a fucking, that's an all time moment of the fucking show right there. 975 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,960 That's fucking incredible. 976 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,960 Holy fuck. 977 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,960 I feel that one, Don Juan. 978 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,960 Don, that was great. 979 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,960 Yeah, you know, I've been in retirement for a little bit, but... 980 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,960 Bro, you're a fucking producer? 981 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,960 Fire. 982 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,960 You got fucking street cred. 983 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,960 Yeah, I got bad street cred. 984 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,960 Covered in couple G's around town. 985 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,960 Don, how many bullets have you caught? 986 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:20,960 I ain't never caught one, but I had a couple near misses, dude. 987 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,960 Right over my head, dude. 988 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,960 I was trying to get down to the Dollar General, but I hung around. 989 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,960 Damn, skid my head, dude. 990 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,960 Knocked my hat right off. 991 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,960 All right, Don, thanks for being on. 992 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,960 Let's take a break on Untitled Podcast. 993 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,960 Yeah. 994 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:37,960 Bye. 995 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:38,960 We'll be back. 996 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,960 That was incredible. 997 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:48,960 You know, Metallica likes to decopulate strikes. 998 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,960 Yep. 999 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,960 That's right. 1000 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:55,960 There we go. 1001 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,960 With the light. 1002 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,960 The light at the end of the tunnel. 1003 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,960 Welcome back, motherfuckers. 1004 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:08,960 Welcome back to Untitled Podcast, episode fucking 50 something. 1005 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,960 I don't care. 1006 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,960 We're here. 1007 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,960 We're back. 1008 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,960 Stupid shit, motherfucker. 1009 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,960 I'll kill your family. 1010 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,960 Tyler, what scary stories do you have for us? 1011 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,960 I walked down the hallway in my house. 1012 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,960 I saw a ghost and I jerked off. 1013 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,960 The end. 1014 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:24,960 Damn. 1015 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,960 She must have been hot. 1016 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:27,960 Yeah. 1017 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,960 It feels like that video that I showed you. 1018 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,960 Yeah. 1019 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,960 That was actually pretty good. 1020 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,960 We're back here at episode 54. 1021 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,960 Do you actually have scary stories for us, Tyler? 1022 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,960 I was going to and then turned the lights on, so I'm not going to. 1023 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,960 Are you fucking kidding me? 1024 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:46,960 This sounds pretty good. 1025 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,960 All right, Tyler, let's get some scary music going. 1026 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,960 I want the lights on after this segment. 1027 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,960 Oh, my lord. 1028 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,960 So I did some research on the owl. 1029 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,960 Oh, shit. 1030 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,960 Yeah. 1031 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,960 They're talking about ghost adventures. 1032 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,960 Yeah, dude. 1033 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,960 So I did some more research on Mr. Owl. 1034 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:21,960 And I think that I might have actually had a run in with Mr. Owl at another cemetery. 1035 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,960 So what do you mean you think? 1036 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,960 I talked to my dad. 1037 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,960 I feel like that's something like you just remember. 1038 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,960 Oh, fuck. It did look like an owl back when I was 12. 1039 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,960 Oh, I did run into a six foot owl. 1040 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,960 That's right. 1041 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:40,960 So I had this conversation with my dad and me and my dad had a similar experience at another cemetery that we were at. 1042 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,960 So my dad, before he was paralyzed, liked to run like all the time. 1043 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,960 Like that was like one of his things. 1044 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,960 And running to the cemetery is pretty nice because it's got like a lot of hills. 1045 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,960 It's got like, you know, shit like that. 1046 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,960 You listen to his headphones all the time. 1047 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,960 And I think I told you this part like the story like that he would hear his name being called through his headphones. 1048 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,960 Like he'd be running in the back of the cemetery this year. 1049 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,960 Chris, through his headphones, he'd take off his headphones. 1050 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,960 Nothing. Put his headphones back on. 1051 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,960 Chris fucking just coming into his headphones. 1052 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,960 He's like, like that was a pretty like normal thing that I had back there. 1053 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:16,960 But I would ride my bike in the same area where he would hear shit in his headphones. 1054 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,960 I had the same thing happen to me. 1055 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:24,960 I'd hear Tyler in my headphones, like straight through my fucking headphones, like clear as day. 1056 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,960 I took them off. I literally thought somebody was calling my name outside. 1057 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,960 Like when I was doing that, took my headphones off. 1058 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,960 And I said like, hello, anybody? 1059 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,960 Nothing. Put my headphones back on. 1060 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,960 Keep riding down. All of a sudden, Tyler. 1061 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,960 Like it sounded like that. 1062 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:39,960 Like I think it's the best way I can describe it. 1063 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,960 Let me see how it sounds in the headphones. 1064 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,960 But it sounded like Tyler. 1065 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,960 Like kind of like whispering like that. 1066 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,960 That's fucking creepy. 1067 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,960 So, but I'd ride my bike back there. 1068 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,960 And there's only a couple times this happened. 1069 00:54:53,960 --> 00:55:00,960 But this was actually like something that like I kind of like remembered after like thinking about it. 1070 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:08,960 So on the gravestones, I would see out of the corner of my eye a big object sitting on top of a gravestone. 1071 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,960 And then I kind of like it would like turn like my head to like kind of like see it out. 1072 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,960 Like when it's not in the corner of my eye, like kind of like get it all my thing. 1073 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,960 Gone. 1074 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:22,960 So it was a large, large black object. 1075 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,960 Was it a dildo? Maybe? 1076 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,960 It was a huge cock. OK. 1077 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,960 And he later interpreted that as an owl, Casey. 1078 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,960 Get with the fucking program. 1079 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,960 Yeah. 1080 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,960 So like I would turn my head and it would be gone. 1081 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,960 But that happened a couple times. 1082 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,960 It didn't happen every time I went through it. 1083 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,960 But it happened. 1084 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:45,960 But the more I think about it, the black object that was on there was a large owl shape. 1085 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:46,960 Damn. 1086 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:55,960 And there's a theory that demonic entities can like curse bloodlines type thing. 1087 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,960 And my dad fucked around with this shit way too much. 1088 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:08,960 And he like he's like he thinks one of the reasons why he's paralyzed is because of like fucking around with like the fucking like spooky shit like too much. 1089 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:17,960 And he's like and then his dad, my grandfather also was into like spooky shit and stuff like that. 1090 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:24,960 But we've all had a lot of awful luck and just weird bad things happen like freak accidents and shit. 1091 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,960 And we all see like fucking weird creepy things like all the fucking time. 1092 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,960 Like with that shit. 1093 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,960 Yeah. 1094 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,960 You got the curse on you. 1095 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,960 Yeah. I think like it's like it's a family curse that you can't really. 1096 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,960 It's all from your no good pig stealing great great great. 1097 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,960 What is that from? 1098 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,960 Holes. 1099 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:44,960 Holes. Yeah. 1100 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:45,960 That's right. 1101 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,960 You're the carrier of the mountain. 1102 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,960 My fucking ancestors were horse thieves. 1103 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,960 So I'm sure I'm sure I'm paying for that a little bit somewhere along the line. 1104 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,960 Do you actually believe in like generational curses? 1105 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:03,960 Like not even like not even like ghosts like thing, but like just like in general like a generational curse. 1106 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,960 Like your dad had a kid like 18 and then like his dad. 1107 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:08,960 Mental illness maybe. 1108 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,960 Like the thing is like you're like your parents. 1109 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,960 It's the closest thing I can think of. 1110 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,960 Your parents had like a kid at like 17 years old. 1111 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,960 His parents had had had had him at 17 years old. 1112 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:24,960 Your grandfather was like type shit like early births like shit like that. 1113 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,960 Like just weird like little things like accidents that like before your family. 1114 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:32,960 Because a lot of my family, which is a weird fucking coincidence, but a like seven people. 1115 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,960 My family died from falling off roofs. 1116 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,960 Jesus. 1117 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,960 So it's like a really weird mind you get up on the roof. 1118 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,960 Yeah. 1119 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,960 Why did you climb up my roof? 1120 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:43,960 He goes up in the attic. 1121 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,960 Then I take the fall for it. 1122 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,960 Like it's not no pun intended. 1123 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:48,960 I'm going to be number eight. 1124 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,960 I'm going to be number eight. 1125 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:55,960 I feel like my fucking hereditary demon would be fucking panic disorder. 1126 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,960 Thanks mom. 1127 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,960 Fucking hate that shit man. 1128 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,960 Antax fucking suck. 1129 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,960 That's about as close to a demon as I can fucking come up with. 1130 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,960 So there's a theory that random fucking intervals. 1131 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:15,960 Just I mean I would get him a ton, but just be like, hey, so this isn't like you want your fucking heart to pan out of your chest, buddy. 1132 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:16,960 I got you. 1133 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,960 Oh, you want to feel like nothing's real for like 20 minutes. 1134 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:19,960 Boom. 1135 00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:20,960 So there's no reason. 1136 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:21,960 Clocking to work. 1137 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:22,960 Fucking panic attacks. 1138 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,960 This isn't like that's more to do with where you work. 1139 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,960 That was no. 1140 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:28,960 That was at the good one. 1141 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:29,960 Oh, really? 1142 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:30,960 Yeah. 1143 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:31,960 Oh, dude, it's just random. 1144 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,960 Sometimes it just fucking happen. 1145 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,960 So this is this isn't downplaying mental illness, but I don't know. 1146 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:46,960 Typically, if you bleed off with that, there's a theory that a lot of mental illnesses are actually demonic forces like coming at you. 1147 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:47,960 Here we go. 1148 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:57,960 Like there's a there's a there's like but if you read in like the Bible, there's a there's a demon of sadness that's why those pros that could cure my demonic mental illness. 1149 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:02,960 I'm saying that not all I'm not saying that there isn't a such thing as mental illness. 1150 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,960 I'm saying that some mental illness could be under demonic influence. 1151 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:15,960 I could tell you why Prozac actually cares that because Prozac is actually built on a fluoride molecule and fluoride. 1152 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:29,960 I love this shit. Tell me Dan. Fluoride blocks the pineal gland, it calcifies it and the pineal gland is considered your third eye and it's your spiritual connect. 1153 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,960 It's the way you connect to the spiritual realm is through. 1154 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,960 I remember you saying this shit like 30 episodes ago. 1155 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:36,960 You're just running. 1156 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,960 So maybe that was complete bullshit. 1157 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:45,960 But I mean, I'll fucking believe it. 1158 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:55,960 No, there is actually a theory that your penile gland, not penile pineal, pineal, but like how it calcifies when you become an adult type shit. 1159 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:56,960 Right. 1160 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,960 Like that's why children are way more susceptible to like supernatural like incidences. 1161 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:10,960 So if you have like a supernatural incident, like with children, children are way more likely to like show you like or like be able to see that shit. 1162 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:18,960 But because you're an adult and all that shit's already calcified, you have to like kind of do different things to like you have to open up other senses to get to that. 1163 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,960 Right. Or you can like you can decalcify it. 1164 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,960 Dude, I was listening to this one guy. 1165 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:26,960 So that theory, there are people that believe what I said. 1166 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:31,960 Right. And the whole thing about fluoride like calcifies it and blocks it. 1167 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,960 Yeah. But Prozac is built on a fluoride molecule. 1168 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:41,960 So it actually like like actually like goes further than just like the fluoride in the water. 1169 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,960 Yeah, I was saying like on a scientific level, it's bullshit. 1170 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,960 But but you could put the pieces together to say that you know what I mean? 1171 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:54,960 But anybody you're saying if you weren't drinking water with fluoride in it, then you might you really shouldn't. 1172 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:59,960 You should not like the new research coming out is like fluoride fluoride is a neurotoxin. 1173 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,960 Bless you. 1174 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,960 So the water we eat is neurotoxin. 1175 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,960 Yes. Yeah. 1176 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,960 You should never ingest fluoride ever. 1177 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,960 I remember you saying all that shit. 1178 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,960 You're just catching us up to speed again. 1179 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,960 But where were we going, Tyler? 1180 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,960 That demonic forces can cause mental illnesses. 1181 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,960 Oh, and then you said, oh, so I was going to say about the pineal gland thing. 1182 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,960 Yeah. 1183 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:32,960 Dude, this one guy like went through this process of taking certain supplements and like exercising and avoiding fluoride and avoiding all these chemicals that like fuck with your pineal gland. 1184 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,960 Yeah. 1185 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:41,960 He said that he after like so many months of doing that, he had a mystic experience. 1186 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,960 Yeah. 1187 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:43,960 Mystical experience. 1188 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,960 And he said it just snapped. 1189 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,960 And all of a sudden he was walking by a golf course. 1190 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,960 And all of a sudden these worlds appeared to him. 1191 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,960 Just like the sky turned purple and these fucking worlds. 1192 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:58,960 No, like these fucking planets just appeared and they looked like they were just over the horizon. 1193 01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,960 Right. 1194 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,960 And he could see through into another realm. 1195 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,960 And he said it lasted for like three minutes. 1196 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,960 They call this a mystical experience. 1197 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:08,960 Right. 1198 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,960 And then snap, went away. 1199 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,960 That's crazy. 1200 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,960 Yeah. 1201 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,960 So that actually reminds me of a thing that I want to talk about. 1202 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:25,960 So we always talk about how how could God be omnipresent if there is if we have free will. 1203 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:30,960 Like, you know how everybody's like, how can he be all knowing if we also have free will type shit? 1204 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:35,960 So the way I'm seeing it is it also includes the multiverse theory with that. 1205 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:39,960 Every decision that you make opens up a new multiverse. 1206 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:47,960 Like me not saying one word in this sentence can make an entirely new tangent universe that goes off of it. 1207 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:54,960 So I think God as a metaphysical being can see every single timeline that ever exists. 1208 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,960 Is there a universe where someone sends us an email? 1209 01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,960 Yes. 1210 01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:02,960 Check those emails while Tyler's telling us the story. 1211 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:07,960 There is a universe where we just go on to become the most famous podcasters that ever lived. 1212 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,960 Yeah. 1213 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,960 Would that be good for us, though? 1214 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,960 I don't know. 1215 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,960 No. 1216 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:16,960 So unlimited free time to do whatever we want. 1217 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,960 Unlimited money. 1218 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:19,960 I feel like this could. 1219 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:20,960 Daniel Delaney. 1220 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,960 This could end badly. 1221 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:26,960 Fucking Tyler and Dan by fucking night moods immediately. 1222 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:27,960 What is it? 1223 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,960 What's the title of the email? 1224 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:30,960 Did we sign you up for the army? 1225 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,960 A very important message from the US government. 1226 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,960 It's in Ukrainian or Russian maybe. 1227 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:36,960 Oh. 1228 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,960 Yeah, I got to translate that. 1229 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:39,960 All right. 1230 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:40,960 You translate it. 1231 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,960 Tyler, keep telling these spooky stories. 1232 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,960 So if God can see. 1233 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,960 Damn, it's so damn bad. 1234 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,960 We're all the Pringles. 1235 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:58,960 So if God can see every timeline, if he's omnipresent and can see every timeline, that also means that we can still have free will. 1236 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:06,960 But also, he will know every single outcome because he knows every outcome that could happen from that. 1237 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,960 He's got the sense that he can see all this. 1238 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:18,960 But he also lets us have the free will to choose what timeline we go down type shit. 1239 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:19,960 Right. 1240 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,960 So each person making a decision goes into the prime timeline. 1241 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,960 But every timeline that happens is the prime timeline. 1242 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,960 Because everybody thinks like, oh, one timeline is the prime timeline. 1243 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:34,960 Every single choice that you make has its own repercussions and makes its own prime timeline. 1244 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:35,960 Wow. 1245 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,960 You know, that type of shit. 1246 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:44,960 So you're going through and you're looking at it and just imagine you can see all all of these things. 1247 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,960 God's plan is this is fucking you can see you can't see. 1248 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:49,960 God's plan. 1249 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:50,960 God's plan. 1250 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:55,960 So God's plan is to have every single thing that can happen just happen. 1251 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,960 Everything that can happen can already happen. 1252 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,960 And you can't see it, but he can. 1253 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,960 That's not really a plan. 1254 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,960 That's rather a lack of a plan. 1255 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:06,960 I'm not saying. 1256 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:07,960 God damn it, Casey. 1257 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,960 You always fucking try to poke fucking shit. 1258 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,960 So it's not God's plan. 1259 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:24,960 God can also, if he sees you going down a certain timeline or a certain path, kind of nudge you a tiny bit to get onto the timeline that he wants you on. 1260 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:25,960 Oh, turn that off. 1261 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,960 Yeah, turn that off. 1262 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:27,960 That's awful. 1263 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:31,960 Ali, you are high as fuck, bro. 1264 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:35,960 I'm just I'm happy to be thinking the other day. 1265 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:36,960 Right. 1266 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:42,960 I was like when I was like nine years old, I was burning these fucking ants with a magnifying glass. 1267 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:43,960 Yeah. 1268 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:44,960 Right. 1269 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,960 Just smoke in these motherfuckers. 1270 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:46,960 Right. 1271 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,960 I just heard that shit from fucking toys in his backyard. 1272 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:54,960 You're like C 130 in that ship being like clear and. 1273 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:55,960 Oh, yeah. 1274 01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:08,960 And I was like, man, how how much energy would it take to incinerate a human reverse every every decision that's been made since that point. 1275 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:09,960 Right. 1276 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,960 Like in human existence in in the universe. 1277 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:14,960 Yeah. 1278 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:23,960 To like reverse to go back to that, like how much energy has been expended since I was sitting there at nine years old burning the ants with a magnifying glass to right now. 1279 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:33,960 A lot like like like in like how many jewels like say you could go back in time, but you needed to put into the system the same amount of power that's been expended. 1280 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:42,960 That might be why that might be why time travel is so hard to do because you had to fucking rip time in a fucking hole in it pretty much. 1281 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:43,960 Right. 1282 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:48,960 And ripping a hole in time itself is theoretically impossible. 1283 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,960 I truly do believe we can't go to the past. 1284 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,960 I think you can jump to the future. 1285 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,960 Jumping to the future makes sense. 1286 01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:04,960 Well, jumping to the future makes sense because all you need to do is exert a massive gravitational force on that object and time moves slower everywhere. 1287 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:05,960 You move faster. 1288 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,960 Yeah, that's that's all you have to do. 1289 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,960 You chill on the black hole. 1290 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,960 What's that movie called Interstellar Interstellar? 1291 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:12,960 Yeah. 1292 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,960 You chill on the outside of a black hole. 1293 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:21,960 You fucking time is flying past you everywhere else. 1294 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,960 But if you're close to a black hole, you are jumping so far. 1295 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,960 Do you truly believe that space and time are their own forms of matter? 1296 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:29,960 I don't know. 1297 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:35,960 No, that's that's really a tough thing to tackle because they don't exist. 1298 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,960 I don't believe that they exist without one another. 1299 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:50,960 But if space and time are you can't have one without the are a physical thing, if space and time are a physical thing, then that means that you can rip a hole in it and go through it. 1300 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,960 Yeah, but I don't buy that. 1301 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,960 I don't think that that's possible. 1302 01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:58,960 It just doesn't. 1303 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:07,960 In theory, you could rip the hole through it and travel through time and space, but there's no way that we know how to mention all travel makes more sense. 1304 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,960 Then time travel already have dimensional travel. 1305 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:16,960 No, but like going to a different time travel and one the one dimension to dimension. 1306 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,960 We travel in three dimensions. 1307 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:36,960 But if you can travel fourth dimensionally, which I think makes more sense for aliens than I think aliens are fourth dimensional traveling people because they found out a way to jump dimensions type shit like this dimension got so far advanced that humans. 1308 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,960 However, they did it. 1309 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:46,960 They got so far advanced that they could make a fourth dimensional jumping vehicle or a something that lets you jump between fourth dimensions. 1310 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:52,960 We can't do it because like think about like an ant that lived on a two dimensional plane. 1311 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,960 They wouldn't envision what a third dimension is. 1312 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,960 Yeah, but that's the thing. 1313 01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:01,960 If we could figure out exactly what a fourth dimension is, even if we couldn't. 1314 01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:05,960 I bet Neil deGrasse Tyson can even if we couldn't picture. 1315 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,960 He's got a fourth dimension. 1316 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:11,960 If we figured out a way to travel through a fourth dimension, we wouldn't have to picture it. 1317 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:12,960 We just have to go through. 1318 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:21,960 I mean, the only only theory that anyone is given where that could potentially be sort of possible would be going through a black hole. 1319 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,960 That's that's really so you think dimensional jumps are able to be done through a black hole. 1320 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,960 Dude, to be honest, I don't know. 1321 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,960 There's so much trippy shit about a black hole. 1322 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,960 Like it's like holes themselves shouldn't exist. 1323 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,960 Like there's like it doesn't make sense how it exists. 1324 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:45,960 It does, though, because you have an extremely supermassive star that collapse that when it's supernovas. 1325 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:54,960 Yeah, it essentially just turns like all that energy is crammed into the space of essentially a single atom, but much smaller than that. 1326 01:09:54,960 --> 01:10:00,960 All the mass of that entire fucking super colossal star that could fit thousands of Earths inside of it. 1327 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:07,960 Fucking single it creates a singularity in that in that one fucking spot. 1328 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,960 And it just draws everything in. 1329 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:13,960 So you're also talking about that, which you're so high. 1330 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:14,960 It pulls everything in. 1331 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:15,960 But the thing is, you're right. 1332 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:21,960 The thing that you're talking about with that, too, is that you said that you don't think that you could rip in space and time. 1333 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:26,960 A black hole is a rip in space because there's so much density that literally tore space out. 1334 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:31,960 Well, black holes also shit stuff out, too, which nobody remembers either. 1335 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:37,960 So it's there's also just the possibility that you get thrown into that thing. 1336 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:42,960 And then eventually when the black hole decays, you're fucking fine. 1337 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:49,960 Well, not fine, but like your matter got ridiculously condensed and essentially fucking thrown out of a black hole. 1338 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:54,960 So do you think that black holes could be used for light speed travel? 1339 01:10:54,960 --> 01:11:02,960 Because it like kind of like you know how in Mass Effect where they had to like go around the mass relay type thing and they gained enough speed. 1340 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:12,960 If you could get a vessel that could sustain the force of a black hole in the gravity of it, but you could slingshot off a black hole's gravity, you might be able to go to speed. 1341 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:16,960 So that's essentially like not like to a T. 1342 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,960 And I can't again. 1343 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:21,960 I can't fucking back this up with facts due to my current state. 1344 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:28,960 I like this concept vehicle, the one that I was talking about before, where the universe moves and you stand still technically. 1345 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:34,960 Yeah, that it kind of works off the same sort of thing with a black hole like this. 1346 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:44,960 You're essentially creating black holes on a ridiculously small scale that essentially powers that engine. 1347 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:50,960 I mean, technically, I mean, if we're talking fictional here, but a mass relay, we would need to be able to control a black hole, 1348 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,960 which is something that we do not know how to do. 1349 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:54,960 But like, that's the thing. 1350 01:11:54,960 --> 01:12:03,960 Like, that's what I was talking about, like the fictional fucking things like a mass relay is technically a condensed black hole that they use to slingshot off of. 1351 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:07,960 They can use the gravity from it to shoot you off to somewhere. 1352 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,960 Yeah, I guess. 1353 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,960 I mean, I guess you could technically. 1354 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,960 I mean, I'm sure you could harness the gravity of a black. 1355 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:25,960 Yes, and somehow we're able to be able to move it, direct it and then control the amount of time that's exerted on, I suppose. 1356 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:35,960 It seems I feel like that amount of gravity towards any sort of ship, though, even if exposed in a controlled dose, would absolutely destroy it, though. 1357 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:37,960 Well, we were trying to make a black hole on Earth. 1358 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:57,960 I'm talking about like a Titan sub situation there, but we're like a positron collider, the fucking the thing that like that we the CERN, the CERN industry, like they had like the fucking like the giant thing that like goes faster than like we can even fucking comprehend to make dark matter and shit. 1359 01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,960 They were trying to make a black hole with that on Earth. 1360 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:10,960 Well, so that's the that's the funny thing is that the way that they justified that to the public when that news kind of broke when they got like a whistleblower is like, no, no, we're not trying to make a black hole. 1361 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,960 We're trying to make a wormhole. 1362 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,960 It's totally different guys. 1363 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,960 It is totally different. 1364 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,960 Yeah, it is totally different. 1365 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,960 But they were trying to make black holes. 1366 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,960 Yeah, because they know people know enough about black holes. 1367 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:29,960 I'd be like, wow, like you're telling me that these black holes that are that size can suck light in. 1368 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:38,960 Well, even if you made one that was really fucking tiny on Earth, I bet it probably wouldn't be good. 1369 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,960 Like that's going to set off alarm bells. 1370 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:42,960 But you're like, oh, a wormhole. 1371 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,960 Oh, we might be able to time travel through it. 1372 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:45,960 Oh, that sounds cool. 1373 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,960 Yeah, let's get those fucked up. 1374 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,960 Yeah, let's let the fucking scientists keep doing what they're doing. 1375 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:51,960 It's a wormhole. 1376 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:52,960 Guys, it's not black hole. 1377 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:53,960 No, they're making black holes. 1378 01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:54,960 That's what they're trying to do. 1379 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:55,960 You've been on your phone for a while. 1380 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,960 What you looking up there? 1381 01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,960 Oh, I'm fighting with liberals on Facebook. 1382 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:02,960 I thought you were actually looking something up. 1383 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:03,960 No. 1384 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,960 Comes back all fucking red faced and angry. 1385 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:06,960 Sorry. 1386 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:07,960 Yeah, I was getting angry. 1387 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,960 I can tell. 1388 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,960 That was good. 1389 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,960 When you poked your head up, you're like, this is just an immediate. 1390 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:13,960 We had to get you out of there. 1391 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,960 Yeah, no, it was good that you snapped. 1392 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,960 You stabbed me out of that because that was bad. 1393 01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:18,960 God damn, that's bright. 1394 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:19,960 I think we need it. 1395 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,960 It's like a beacon of hope. 1396 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,960 I got something wrong last episode. 1397 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:28,960 I checked the scoreboard and Tyler actually only had nine wins total. 1398 01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,960 Oh, he is not only nine. 1399 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,960 You didn't get your 10th win. 1400 01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:37,960 Yeah, Tyler, I guess I'm getting it today. 1401 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:38,960 I guess you are. 1402 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:39,960 Probably. 1403 01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:40,960 Fucking go. 1404 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,960 I'm going to try. 1405 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,960 I'm going to play my heart out tonight. 1406 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:46,960 I really am. 1407 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:47,960 All right. 1408 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:48,960 All right. 1409 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,960 Smell it. 1410 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:59,960 So let's get a scorpion pepper. 1411 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:04,960 All right. 1412 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,960 Let me take my glasses off. 1413 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:07,960 I got to focus on. 1414 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,960 Welcome back to Jeopardy. 1415 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:18,960 I'm ready to go. 1416 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,960 Welcome back to Jeopardy. 1417 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,960 My name is Alex Trebek. 1418 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,960 I'm here with your only nine time returning champion. 1419 01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:30,960 Fuck off. 1420 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,960 We got your three time returning champion. 1421 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,960 Dan, the vitamin man. 1422 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,960 I'm feeling good about tonight. 1423 01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,960 That's all I'm going to say. 1424 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:41,960 Yeah, because I go all in every time. 1425 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:42,960 It's going to pay off eventually. 1426 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:43,960 I need to win every game. 1427 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:44,960 I just want to win one. 1428 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,960 And still has yet to win. 1429 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:49,960 Zero and 14. 1430 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,960 Looking to come away with his first win. 1431 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:53,960 Ali back. 1432 01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:54,960 Ali back. 1433 01:15:54,960 --> 01:16:01,960 Again, I'd like to blame the reason for my zero wins on Casey, who gives me an incredibly 1434 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:06,960 strong marijuana and drastically impedes my intelligence during this game. 1435 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:07,960 Can we donate? 1436 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,960 Are we allowed to donate points? 1437 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,960 No, no, no. 1438 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,960 I want it legit when it comes. 1439 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:15,960 We go. 1440 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:17,960 We know the rules here. 1441 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:22,960 It's fucking every time you go fully down on daily double, regardless of situation, 1442 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:23,960 could be winning by 10 K. 1443 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:24,960 I'm still going to do it. 1444 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,960 And then wager. 1445 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:26,960 You always go all in. 1446 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:27,960 I'm rooting for you. 1447 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:28,960 I do it every time. 1448 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:29,960 I do it every time. 1449 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,960 I'm rooting for you. 1450 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:31,960 You haven't won yet. 1451 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:35,960 I never said it was a good strategy, but I picked those rules and I'm sticking to them. 1452 01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:36,960 All right. 1453 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,960 You got the categories today. 1454 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,960 World capital. 1455 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:42,960 Fuck. 1456 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,960 Fuck. 1457 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,960 Name game. 1458 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:51,960 Two people have the same name and you're going to have to guess who it is based on the clues. 1459 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,960 Are you going to give us the first person's name? 1460 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:56,960 No. 1461 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,960 Best picture winners. 1462 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:00,960 Rap lyrics. 1463 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,960 Wait, best picture winners. 1464 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:03,960 Yeah. 1465 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,960 I think it's the Grammy or the picture. 1466 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,960 You said picture picture. 1467 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:09,960 It's like, where are you talking? 1468 01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:10,960 Cy Young. 1469 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,960 Are you talking here? 1470 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,960 Rap lyrics, deep sea and impotent potable. 1471 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:18,960 Impotent. 1472 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,960 Now about. 1473 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:24,960 Hey, if I guess what are the answers right now, what is Viagra? 1474 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,960 No, it's about soda. 1475 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:29,960 All right. 1476 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:36,960 Impotent for one, this soda brand was invented in the late. 1477 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,960 What is Coca-Cola? 1478 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:44,960 Like, I wanted to say it because I want to seem like such a gimme, but I wanted to hear, 1479 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,960 like, another word or two. 1480 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,960 Nineteenth century by John Stith Pemberton. 1481 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,960 Yeah, I knew that. 1482 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,960 Yeah, that's dance points. 1483 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,960 Dance. 1484 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:55,960 All right. 1485 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:56,960 Yeah. 1486 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,960 I'm going to go for potables. 1487 01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:00,960 400. 1488 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:01,960 Oh, shit. 1489 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,960 You got to go all in. 1490 01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:07,960 It's been one question. 1491 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,960 No, I'm not going to go. 1492 01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:10,960 I 100. 1493 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:11,960 I'll wait around. 1494 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:13,960 Oh, that's too minuscule. 1495 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:14,960 Now. 1496 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:15,960 Yeah. 1497 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:16,960 All right. 1498 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:17,960 Not the code is Dr. 1499 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:18,960 Pepper. 1500 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,960 No. 1501 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:24,960 The Coca-Cola company also produced this lemon lime flavored drink. 1502 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,960 Right. 1503 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:27,960 Oh, wait. 1504 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:28,960 Oh, okay. 1505 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:29,960 Yes. 1506 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:30,960 Really? 1507 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:31,960 Serum is Pepsi. 1508 01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:34,960 You want a whole $100 from that. 1509 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:35,960 Nice. 1510 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:36,960 Dance. 1511 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:37,960 Play it safe. 1512 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,960 Give me some of the categories again. 1513 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:45,960 World capitals, name games, best picture winners, rap lyrics, deep sea. 1514 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:46,960 Let's do. 1515 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:52,960 Let's do impotent potables again. 1516 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:53,960 600. 1517 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:54,960 The soft drink. 1518 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:55,960 Jarito. 1519 01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,960 Haritos is produced in Mexico. 1520 01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,960 Oh, yeah. 1521 01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:00,960 Yeah. 1522 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:01,960 Yeah, boy. 1523 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,960 Bro, I have a Hispanic girlfriend. 1524 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,960 I got to get that one. 1525 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:08,960 He's a Jaritos. 1526 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,960 I'm like, he's going to Mexico route. 1527 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:11,960 I know he is. 1528 01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:12,960 Fuck it. 1529 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,960 Keep it going with that category. 1530 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:15,960 Why not? 1531 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,960 This brand of soda has the highest sugar content at 65 grams per bottle. 1532 01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:20,960 Dr. Pepper. 1533 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:21,960 Oh, no. 1534 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,960 I just. 1535 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,960 Mountain Dew. 1536 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,960 Oh, yeah. 1537 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:33,960 So it's not root beer. 1538 01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,960 That's the aspect. 1539 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,960 Let's how many more we got left in this category. 1540 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,960 Yeah, let's do it. 1541 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:45,960 For 1000 soda is carbonated with this gas. 1542 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,960 Carbon dioxide. 1543 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:48,960 Carbon dioxide. 1544 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,960 I think we both said it. 1545 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:52,960 I'm sorry. 1546 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:53,960 I didn't say a word. 1547 01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:54,960 I said it. 1548 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,960 You two both started talking. 1549 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,960 I said first. 1550 01:19:58,960 --> 01:19:59,960 Let's split it. 1551 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:00,960 Split the point. 1552 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:01,960 500. 1553 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:02,960 Actually, I think you know what? 1554 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,960 No, I think Tyler got it. 1555 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:05,960 Actually, you're going to give it to Tyler. 1556 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:06,960 Well, I didn't. 1557 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:07,960 I have zero point. 1558 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:08,960 I heard dioxide. 1559 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,960 Yeah, I said I didn't hear the first part. 1560 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:11,960 I said carbon dioxide. 1561 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:12,960 This is why he was all right. 1562 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,960 Tyler's. 1563 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,960 That's right. 1564 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:15,960 What's the what the categories? 1565 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,960 You're just going to world capital name game. 1566 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:20,960 Best picture winners rap lyrics deep sea. 1567 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,960 Best picture for 200. 1568 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:27,960 The first non English best picture winner in 2019. 1569 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:28,960 Oh, yeah. 1570 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,960 What is what? 1571 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,960 You even say the year. 1572 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,960 You even know what that any I don't know. 1573 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,960 I feel like that year. 1574 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,960 How the fuck did you even know what he was asking? 1575 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,960 It's got to be given questions early. 1576 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:43,960 I don't know. 1577 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,960 I don't know what he's asking. 1578 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:46,960 What is he's a mole. 1579 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,960 We'll do we'll do. 1580 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,960 What's the what's the picture one? 1581 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,960 Best picture. 1582 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:51,960 Yeah. 1583 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:56,960 This 2015 film follows the investigation of sex abuse by Catholic priests. 1584 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,960 What is the contrary? 1585 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:00,960 No, no, no. 1586 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:01,960 Hold on a sec. 1587 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,960 It's on Netflix, right? 1588 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:04,960 I think so. 1589 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,960 It's like my brother's keeper. 1590 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:07,960 No. 1591 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:09,960 What is my brother's keeper? 1592 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,960 What is the lost girl? 1593 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:13,960 The lost girl? 1594 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:15,960 No, that was spotlight. 1595 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:16,960 What is Joel? 1596 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,960 I have no idea. 1597 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,960 I'll do pictures. 1598 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:21,960 600. 1599 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:27,960 This 2009 best picture winner features a US bomb defusal squad in a locker. 1600 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:28,960 Fuck. 1601 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:29,960 Fuck. 1602 01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:32,960 I knew that motherfucker. 1603 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:33,960 Oh, my God. 1604 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,960 Why didn't I say it? 1605 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,960 Say that energy. 1606 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:39,960 Tyler. 1607 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,960 Save it. 1608 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:42,960 I'm trying. 1609 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,960 You're going to need it. 1610 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:51,960 This 2005 film was directed by Martin Scorsese and stars Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. 1611 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,960 Oh, oh, oh, why don't. 1612 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:55,960 What's the name? 1613 01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,960 What the fuck is I know the movie. 1614 01:21:58,960 --> 01:21:59,960 What is the highway? 1615 01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:02,960 Where the no, that's 2019. 1616 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:03,960 Who are the actors? 1617 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,960 Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon. 1618 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,960 Let us catch me if you can. 1619 01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:12,960 You fucking got it. 1620 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:13,960 That was 2001. 1621 01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:15,960 That was the departed. 1622 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:21,960 Oh, how many we got left some pictures? 1623 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:22,960 One. 1624 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:23,960 I am so mad. 1625 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:24,960 All right. 1626 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:25,960 Why double? 1627 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:28,960 You got 1800. 1628 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:29,960 What's the score for everyone else? 1629 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:30,960 Yeah, it's got 1100. 1630 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:31,960 I've got 600. 1631 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:32,960 I'll do 200. 1632 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:33,960 All right. 1633 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:39,960 Liam Neeson's plays a Nazi in this 1993 film. 1634 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,960 Oh, that's a tough one. 1635 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:43,960 Schindler's List. 1636 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:44,960 Oh, my God. 1637 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:45,960 Damn it. 1638 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,960 I can't think of the name of it, dude. 1639 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:49,960 It is. 1640 01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:50,960 That was good. 1641 01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:51,960 That was good. 1642 01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:52,960 For a minute I was like, I have no idea. 1643 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:53,960 And then it occurred to me like the same time you said it. 1644 01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:54,960 Yeah, but it was also just my question. 1645 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:55,960 I know. 1646 01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:56,960 I didn't say anything. 1647 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:57,960 Yeah. 1648 01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:58,960 You got Orf. 1649 01:22:58,960 --> 01:22:59,960 World Cup. 1650 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:00,960 World Cup. 1651 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,960 Name game. 1652 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,960 Rap lyrics. 1653 01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:07,960 Name game. 1654 01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:08,960 All right. 1655 01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:09,960 Name game. 1656 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:12,960 Wait, can you re-describe this category again? 1657 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:14,960 So there's two people that share the same name. 1658 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:15,960 He's going to tell you what they did. 1659 01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:17,960 And you like tell you what they did or something? 1660 01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:18,960 Yeah. 1661 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:19,960 OK, gotcha. 1662 01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:27,960 The name of a pop singer and also the pictorial representation of Mary, like Jesus' mother. 1663 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:31,960 Is this a Daily Double? 1664 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:32,960 No. 1665 01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:33,960 What is Taylor Swift? 1666 01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:34,960 What? 1667 01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:36,960 I don't fucking know. 1668 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:38,960 What is the Holy Mother? 1669 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:39,960 What? 1670 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:40,960 Oh, fuck. 1671 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:41,960 What is Ariana Grande? 1672 01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:42,960 Who is Kate Upton? 1673 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:43,960 Oh, I fucking know this. 1674 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:44,960 Who is Alexis Texas? 1675 01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:45,960 That would be Madonna. 1676 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:46,960 Oh, fuck. 1677 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:47,960 Hey, I knew that. 1678 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:48,960 We all can't remember. 1679 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:49,960 I know. 1680 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:50,960 I know. 1681 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:51,960 I know. 1682 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:52,960 I know. 1683 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:53,960 I know. 1684 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:54,960 I know. 1685 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:55,960 I know. 1686 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,960 Hey, I knew that. 1687 01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:58,960 We all could have got that. 1688 01:23:58,960 --> 01:23:59,960 Next. 1689 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:00,960 We'll do it again. 1690 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:05,960 The wife of William Shakespeare and an actress who appeared in Interstellar. 1691 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:08,960 Who is Sandra Bullock? 1692 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:09,960 Oh, fuck. 1693 01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,960 I'm just throwing things out. 1694 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,960 Hopefully something catches. 1695 01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:15,960 Fuck! 1696 01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:17,960 Bro, why is this not? 1697 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,960 Why am I not thinking of the fucking name? 1698 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:21,960 Oh, my God. 1699 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:22,960 Oh, Interstellar. 1700 01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:23,960 Oh, my God. 1701 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,960 Don't even tell me. 1702 01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,960 I'm going to be devastated. 1703 01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:28,960 Oh, my God. 1704 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:31,960 Oh, I forgot she was even in there. 1705 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:32,960 Oh, my God. 1706 01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:36,960 Bro, you've said Sandra Bullock and I just couldn't get the gravity face out of my head. 1707 01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:38,960 And I'm like, oh, my God. 1708 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:39,960 I picture her fucking face. 1709 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:40,960 What's her name? 1710 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:41,960 God, I'm sorry. 1711 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:42,960 She's kind of hot. 1712 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:44,960 I watched it like a fucking week ago, man. 1713 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:45,960 How do I? 1714 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:46,960 We'll keep going with that. 1715 01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:47,960 Name game. 1716 01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:51,960 A Charles Dickens character as well as a well-known magician. 1717 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,960 What is Harry Houdini? 1718 01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:55,960 What is Harry Houdini? 1719 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,960 What is Chris Angel? 1720 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:00,960 What is David Copperfield? 1721 01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:01,960 Fuck you! 1722 01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:02,960 God! 1723 01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:03,960 Fuck! 1724 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,960 I fucking mother fucker! 1725 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:07,960 Holy shit! 1726 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:08,960 Holy fuck! 1727 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,960 He said David, I said Copperfield. 1728 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,960 I was like, God damn! 1729 01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:14,960 That's Dan's pick. 1730 01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:15,960 Fuck! 1731 01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:16,960 I knew it! 1732 01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:17,960 Let's do rap lyrics. 1733 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:18,960 Rap lyrics, 200. 1734 01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,960 What song is this from? 1735 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:25,960 Fucking on your bitch, she a thought thought, cooking up dope in the crock pot. 1736 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:26,960 Oh, fuck. 1737 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:27,960 That's Fetty Waps. 1738 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:28,960 1738? 1739 01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:29,960 Is that Off-Boy? 1740 01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:34,960 I can't think of the song. 1741 01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,960 I know it though. 1742 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,960 Bad and bougie. 1743 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:42,960 Oh, fuck! 1744 01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:43,960 Yeah. 1745 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:44,960 Damn it. 1746 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:45,960 Rap lyrics. 1747 01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,960 400. 1748 01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:51,960 Just because I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me. 1749 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:52,960 What is... 1750 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:53,960 Fuck the police. 1751 01:25:53,960 --> 01:26:00,960 I was going to say NWA's actual title and I was going to be like, I can't say that. 1752 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:06,960 I'm like, I was going to be like, oh, it's a song, not the person singing it. 1753 01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:07,960 Dan's pick. 1754 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:08,960 Rap lyrics. 1755 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:09,960 600. 1756 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:12,960 And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre is dead. 1757 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,960 What is my name is? 1758 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:15,960 Oh man. 1759 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:16,960 What? 1760 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,960 Who's locked in my basement? 1761 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:21,960 Or is the real Slim Shady? 1762 01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:22,960 Yeah! 1763 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:23,960 Oh, fuck! 1764 01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:24,960 Yeah! 1765 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:29,960 Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre is dead. 1766 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,960 Who's locked in my basement? 1767 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:34,960 Alright, let's keep it going with that category. 1768 01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:35,960 Nothing you idiots. 1769 01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:36,960 For 800. 1770 01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:41,960 Cruising down the street in my 64, jacking the freaks, clocking the dough. 1771 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:42,960 Oh, god. 1772 01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:43,960 Oh my god! 1773 01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:47,960 I know CZE, what the fuck was the song? 1774 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:49,960 Gin and juice? 1775 01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,960 No, that's fucking baking outside. 1776 01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:54,960 No, gin and juices. 1777 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,960 Fuck, what is it? 1778 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:57,960 Oh my god. 1779 01:26:57,960 --> 01:26:59,960 That's Boys in the Hood. 1780 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:01,960 I wouldn't have gotten there. 1781 01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:03,960 I can hear the song, I can't remember the name. 1782 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,960 Cruising down the street in my 64. 1783 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:07,960 Keep it going. 1784 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,960 For a thousand. 1785 01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,960 As I walk through the valley of the shadow of hell. 1786 01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:14,960 Oh, what is Space is Paradise? 1787 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:15,960 Oh, yeah. 1788 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:16,960 Damn. 1789 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:17,960 Tyler. 1790 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:18,960 Damn. 1791 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:19,960 What categories we got? 1792 01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:21,960 I fucking walked into a trap on that one. 1793 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:24,960 You got World Capital's name game, Deep Sea. 1794 01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:26,960 I did a name game. 1795 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:27,960 800. 1796 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:32,960 A Beach Boys singer and LA Dodgers pitcher. 1797 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,960 It was Clayton Kershaw. 1798 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:39,960 Oh, fuck. 1799 01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:40,960 A current Dodgers pitcher? 1800 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:41,960 Yeah. 1801 01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:42,960 I think. 1802 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:46,960 Fun, fun, fun, since my daddy took the T-Bird away. 1803 01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:49,960 I have a funny thing to tell you about a whee. 1804 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:52,960 Whee. 1805 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:55,960 That'd be Brian Wilson. 1806 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:56,960 Tyler's back. 1807 01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:57,960 Fuck me. 1808 01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:58,960 What we got next? 1809 01:27:58,960 --> 01:27:59,960 Yeah, I didn't know that. 1810 01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:00,960 Name game, World Capital. 1811 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:01,960 Dude, Brian Wilson retired. 1812 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:02,960 We'll do name game. 1813 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:03,960 We'll do fucking 10 years ago. 1814 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:04,960 Is that the last one? 1815 01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:05,960 Name game? 1816 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:06,960 Yeah. 1817 01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:10,960 A legendary Spanish libertine and also of a podcast guest. 1818 01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:13,960 What is Bowboy? 1819 01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:17,960 It's Train Man. 1820 01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:21,960 Is it on our podcast or Joe Rogan? 1821 01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:24,960 It was Philip Saunders. 1822 01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:26,960 It just says a podcast guest. 1823 01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:28,960 What was the first part? 1824 01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:30,960 A legendary Spanish libertine. 1825 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:31,960 Spanish? 1826 01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:32,960 Who is Spanish? 1827 01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:33,960 Those on this. 1828 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,960 We don't have any Spanish friends. 1829 01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:36,960 No. 1830 01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:39,960 The name of a legendary Spanish libertine. 1831 01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:42,960 Christopher Columbus. 1832 01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:47,960 What is Don Juan? 1833 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:51,960 I love your teams like someone who's like. 1834 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,960 I don't even know my own question. 1835 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:56,960 Somebody who's like sexually adventurous. 1836 01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:58,960 I was thinking of actual guests. 1837 01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:00,960 Yeah, I was thinking like actual humans. 1838 01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:01,960 Tyler's back. 1839 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:02,960 What do we got? 1840 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:04,960 Deep Sea and World Capital. 1841 01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,960 I'll do World Caps. 1842 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:12,960 For 200. 1843 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,960 Santiago is in one country. 1844 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,960 What is Chile? 1845 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:17,960 Whoa. 1846 01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:18,960 Yeah. 1847 01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:20,960 Damn. 1848 01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:22,960 I never would have guessed that. 1849 01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:23,960 Keep it going. 1850 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,960 Keep it going. 1851 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:27,960 Panama City. 1852 01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:28,960 What is it? 1853 01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:29,960 Panama? 1854 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:33,960 World Capital? 1855 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:34,960 That's how I lose my run. 1856 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,960 I get one question. 1857 01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:36,960 I lose the rest of the question. 1858 01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:37,960 Tyler's back. 1859 01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:38,960 I was ready for an actual question. 1860 01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:39,960 We'll keep it going. 1861 01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:40,960 Kabul. 1862 01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:41,960 What is Afghanistan? 1863 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:42,960 Afghanistan. 1864 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:43,960 God damn it. 1865 01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:44,960 World Capital is Deep Sea. 1866 01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:45,960 That's the only two? 1867 01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:46,960 Yeah. 1868 01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:47,960 Deep Sea? 1869 01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:48,960 Yeah. 1870 01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:49,960 Okay, no. 1871 01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:50,960 World Capital is. 1872 01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:51,960 800. 1873 01:29:51,960 --> 01:30:03,960 Taipei. 1874 01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:06,960 What is Hong Kong? 1875 01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:07,960 Taiwan. 1876 01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:08,960 Taiwan. 1877 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:09,960 Fuck. 1878 01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:10,960 Why does it say it was China? 1879 01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:11,960 What the fuck is wrong with me? 1880 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:12,960 I fucking don't know. 1881 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:13,960 Dan's pick. 1882 01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:14,960 Can we stop the clapping? 1883 01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:15,960 Capital. 1884 01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:16,960 I'm trying to focus. 1885 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:17,960 I'm not trying to get overstimulated here. 1886 01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:18,960 Capital is 4,000. 1887 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:19,960 No. 1888 01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:21,960 Capital is 4,000. 1889 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:23,360 New Delhi. 1890 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:24,360 What is India? 1891 01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,360 Damn. 1892 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:26,560 That was the exact same time. 1893 01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:27,840 But I said what is. 1894 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:28,840 I said what is. 1895 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:29,840 He said what is. 1896 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,840 Yeah. 1897 01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:31,840 And you guys tried to fuck me with the what is. 1898 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:33,520 I didn't say a word that time. 1899 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,520 So I get that. 1900 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,520 Yeah. 1901 01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:36,520 Because you need to play by the same rules as us. 1902 01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:37,520 He gets it. 1903 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:38,520 Tyler. 1904 01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:39,520 Tyler. 1905 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:40,520 He's right. 1906 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:41,520 Deep Sea. 1907 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,520 Deep Sea. 1908 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:43,520 We're 200. 1909 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:44,520 What is Indiana, Trump? 1910 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,520 Tyler, you got 4,400. 1911 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:46,520 What is the score for everybody else? 1912 01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:47,520 That's probably gonna be the answer. 1913 01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:48,520 Dan has 3,500. 1914 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:49,520 If the answer is Indiana, Trump has 4,000. 1915 01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,520 I'm gonna go with Mariana's Trench. 1916 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:51,520 I'm walking out the door and driving home. 1917 01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:52,520 I'll do 500. 1918 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:53,520 500. 1919 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:59,520 The name of a nautical themed rapper with red hair. 1920 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:02,520 Nautical themed rapper with red hair? 1921 01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,520 Oh my God, I know it. 1922 01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,520 I can't say it though. 1923 01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:10,520 Nautical themed rapper with red hair? 1924 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:11,520 Ice Fice? 1925 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,520 I don't fucking know. 1926 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:16,520 That would be Lil Yachty. 1927 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:17,520 Oh fuck. 1928 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,520 Oh, that's so gay. 1929 01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:22,520 I couldn't say it. 1930 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:26,520 My gut instinct would be like, no, no, don't do it. 1931 01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,520 Tyler's pick for 400. 1932 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:31,520 Year the RMS Titanic went down. 1933 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:32,520 Was it 1929? 1934 01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:33,520 That was me. 1935 01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:34,520 All day, 1912. 1936 01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:35,520 1912. 1937 01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:37,520 Yup, that was me all fucking days. 1938 01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,520 Keep it going. 1939 01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:41,520 Going for 600. 1940 01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:44,520 The percent of Earth that is covered in water. 1941 01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:45,520 It was 80. 1942 01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:47,520 What is 85? 1943 01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:48,520 75. 1944 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:49,520 What is 75? 1945 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:50,520 What is 70? 1946 01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:51,520 What is 65? 1947 01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:52,520 What is 76? 1948 01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:53,520 77? 1949 01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:54,520 What is 80? 1950 01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:55,520 81? 1951 01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:56,520 No, stop. 1952 01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:57,520 Cut it. 1953 01:31:57,520 --> 01:31:58,520 Cut it. 1954 01:31:58,520 --> 01:31:59,520 We're cutting it. 1955 01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:00,520 We're cutting it. 1956 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:01,520 We're cutting it. 1957 01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:02,520 We're cutting it. 1958 01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:03,520 We're cutting it. 1959 01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:04,520 71. 1960 01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:05,520 I went the wrong way. 1961 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:11,520 You are like that two second grace period if you got it. 1962 01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:15,520 The deepest part of the ocean. 1963 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:16,520 Actually, can I do it? 1964 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,520 Can I do it better? 1965 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,520 What is Challenger deep in the Marianas Trench? 1966 01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:20,520 No, no, no. 1967 01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:21,520 I think Dan said that first. 1968 01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:22,520 I think Dan had it. 1969 01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:23,520 We all knew it. 1970 01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:30,520 But technically the deepest part of the ocean is Challenger deep in the Marianas Trench. 1971 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:31,520 All right. 1972 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,520 All right. 1973 01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:33,520 No, no, no. 1974 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:34,520 He's not getting it. 1975 01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:35,520 I'm just saying that's enough. 1976 01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:36,520 Finally for a thousand. 1977 01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:40,520 The ocean is filled with this kind of dissolved salt. 1978 01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:41,520 What is sodium? 1979 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:42,520 Sodium chloride. 1980 01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:43,520 Sodium chloride. 1981 01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,520 What is sodium chloride? 1982 01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:45,520 Yes. 1983 01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:46,520 Bro, that was. 1984 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:47,520 Just pick. 1985 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,520 So close. 1986 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:49,520 Go to final Jeopardy. 1987 01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:50,520 It's not over yet. 1988 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:51,520 Dan's got the lead 5300. 1989 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:52,520 Tyler's got 3900. 1990 01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:53,520 Alanback's got 1800. 1991 01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:54,520 Fuck. 1992 01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:55,520 Yeah, I'm going to bet it all. 1993 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:56,520 I can promise you that. 1994 01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:57,520 Your final Jeopardy question is about sports. 1995 01:32:57,520 --> 01:32:58,520 Oh, God. 1996 01:32:58,520 --> 01:32:59,520 It's all in. 1997 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,520 It's all in. 1998 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:01,520 It's all in. 1999 01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:02,520 It's all in. 2000 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:03,520 It's all in. 2001 01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:04,520 It's all in. 2002 01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:05,520 It's all in. 2003 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:06,520 It's all in. 2004 01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:07,520 It's all in. 2005 01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:08,520 It's all in. 2006 01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:09,520 It's all in. 2007 01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:10,520 It's all in. 2008 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:11,520 It's all in. 2009 01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:12,520 I'm all in. 2010 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:13,520 I don't need a taxi. 2011 01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:14,520 Yeah. 2012 01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:15,520 What's the question? 2013 01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:16,520 I don't know. 2014 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:17,520 Does Dan have a wager? 2015 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:18,520 All right. 2016 01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:19,520 Hold on a sec. 2017 01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:20,520 Man. 2018 01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:21,520 Fuck. 2019 01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:22,520 I like that you're just not even going to. 2020 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,520 Okay. 2021 01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:24,520 He already said bet it all. 2022 01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:25,520 We all know what it is. 2023 01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:41,520 I got to think about this real quick. 2024 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:46,520 Give me one second. 2025 01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:51,520 Dan, you got the lead with 5,300. 2026 01:33:51,520 --> 01:34:00,520 So Tyler could come away with the win. 2027 01:34:00,520 --> 01:34:03,520 Technically, Ali-Man could come away with the win. 2028 01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:10,520 I'm hanging on the edge of my seat. 2029 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:13,520 Oh, okay. 2030 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:19,520 What the fuck, Ali-Man? 2031 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:21,520 Disregard my text. 2032 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,520 I'm going all in. 2033 01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:24,520 I'm just kidding. 2034 01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:31,280 Question is that Aaron Judge wore this number as a rookie on the New York Yankees. 2035 01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:32,280 What is 97? 2036 01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,280 You got to text me. 2037 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:37,520 Oh, fuck. 2038 01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:40,240 I fucking hate myself so much. 2039 01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:43,240 Text me your answers. 2040 01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:59,240 Well, do what that information what you will. 2041 01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:04,240 I'll be back. 2042 01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:11,040 Tyler, what's it going to be, Tyler? 2043 01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:13,080 He's looking it up. 2044 01:35:13,080 --> 01:35:14,240 He's looking it up right now. 2045 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:15,240 He's cheating. 2046 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:16,240 How am I cheating? 2047 01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:17,240 By looking it up. 2048 01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:19,240 I was texting my wife. 2049 01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:21,120 Yeah, sure you were. 2050 01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:24,120 Let's see your last used apps. 2051 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:25,120 You're on Google, bro. 2052 01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:26,120 That was fucking Google. 2053 01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:27,120 He's Googling the fucking answer. 2054 01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:28,120 I was on fucking. 2055 01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:29,120 No, you weren't. 2056 01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:30,120 That was not the screen. 2057 01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:31,120 Don't you fucking gaslight me. 2058 01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:32,120 That was Google. 2059 01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:33,120 You know what my answer is? 2060 01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:34,120 94 because you fucking said it. 2061 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:35,120 That's what I'm going to use. 2062 01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,120 I didn't say 94. 2063 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:37,120 He said 97. 2064 01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:38,120 I didn't say 94. 2065 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:39,120 I didn't say 94. 2066 01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,120 I didn't say 94. 2067 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:41,120 I didn't say 94. 2068 01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:42,120 I didn't say 94. 2069 01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:43,120 I said 94. 2070 01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:44,120 Okay, I lost. 2071 01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:45,120 There you go. 2072 01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:50,120 Was that answer the fucking correct one? 2073 01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,120 Because I said 94. 2074 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,120 Guess what? 2075 01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:53,120 Okay, you can say I got it wrong. 2076 01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,120 Guess what, Ali Mac? 2077 01:35:54,120 --> 01:35:55,120 I lost. 2078 01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:56,120 You're literally doubling. 2079 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:57,120 I bet it all, by the way. 2080 01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:58,120 So guess what? 2081 01:35:58,120 --> 01:35:59,120 I lost. 2082 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:00,120 Tyler bet it all. 2083 01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:01,120 He said 94. 2084 01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:02,120 That's incorrect. 2085 01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:03,120 Yeah, and guess what? 2086 01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:04,120 That's incorrect. 2087 01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:06,120 So, huh, that's real fucking interesting, Ali Mac. 2088 01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:08,120 Because I actually fucking looked it up. 2089 01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:11,120 I'm just saying, bro, your phone was on Google. 2090 01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:18,120 If I fucking looked it up, I would have got the right fucking answer, Ali Mac, instead 2091 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:20,120 of taking 94. 2092 01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:21,120 Okay? 2093 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:22,120 Ali Mac, he said 97. 2094 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,120 Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't even think that's right. 2095 01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:26,120 That's incorrect. 2096 01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:27,760 You bet half of it. 2097 01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:28,760 So he bet 900. 2098 01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:29,760 So you got 900 left. 2099 01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:30,760 Dan, you said 97. 2100 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:31,760 That's incorrect. 2101 01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:32,760 But Dan bet 2500. 2102 01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:33,760 And Dan, you bet 900. 2103 01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:34,760 So you got 900 left. 2104 01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:35,760 Dan, you said 97. 2105 01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:36,760 That's incorrect. 2106 01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:41,080 But Dan bet 2500. 2107 01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:42,080 And so Dan comes away. 2108 01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:43,080 Wasn't it always 99? 2109 01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:44,080 Dan comes away with... 2110 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:45,080 It's always been 99. 2111 01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:46,080 It's always been 99? 2112 01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:47,080 30? 2113 01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:48,080 I tripped myself up because he wore 97 in the miners. 2114 01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:49,080 Dan comes away with 2800. 2115 01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:50,080 Wait, it was always 99? 2116 01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:51,080 Dan wins! 2117 01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:52,080 Wait, I wasn't... 2118 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,080 I was... 2119 01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:54,080 What? 2120 01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:55,080 It was 99 the whole time and you fucked me up with that? 2121 01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:56,080 Oh, I never said 94. 2122 01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:57,080 You chose 90. 2123 01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:58,080 I never said that. 2124 01:36:58,080 --> 01:36:59,080 Dan wins. 2125 01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,080 I thought... 2126 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:01,080 I thought you were gonna say it was 99. 2127 01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:02,080 You're not gonna say it was 99. 2128 01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:03,080 You're not gonna say it was 99. 2129 01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:04,080 You're not gonna say it was 99. 2130 01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:05,080 You're not gonna say it was 99. 2131 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,080 You're not gonna say it was 99. 2132 01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:07,080 I thought... 2133 01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,080 I would have said 99 too. 2134 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,080 You know... 2135 01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:11,960 I look back, it was Aaron Judge. 2136 01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:12,960 I know! 2137 01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:13,960 And I wanted to say what is... 2138 01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:15,760 Dude, I'm furious with myself right now. 2139 01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:18,160 I mean, wait, how much did he win with? 2140 01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:19,160 2800. 2141 01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,160 Oh, so I would have won. 2142 01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:21,160 Yeah, you got 900. 2143 01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:24,160 I just wanna win this as hard as I could. 2144 01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:25,160 I know it was 99. 2145 01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:30,640 Dude, he wore 97 when he played on the Wilkes-Barre fucking Rail Riders. 2146 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:34,360 When he got promoted to the MLB, he took 99. 2147 01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:39,960 And I realized that after I texted you, but after the argument had ensued, and I didn't 2148 01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:40,960 correct myself. 2149 01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:41,960 Dan, got your fourth win. 2150 01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:42,960 I like it. 2151 01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:43,960 You left your heart out. 2152 01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:44,960 Now I know what Tyler feels like every week. 2153 01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:45,960 This is great. 2154 01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:46,960 You left your heart out of the paint today. 2155 01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:47,960 Every week. 2156 01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:48,960 Listen, there's gotta be some kind of... 2157 01:37:48,960 --> 01:37:49,960 Tyler, all I'm saying is I'm not accusing you of cheating, but you were on Google. 2158 01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:50,960 I wasn't cheating. 2159 01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:51,960 If I was cheating, I would have got the right answer. 2160 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:52,960 All of you were cheating. 2161 01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:53,960 I was cheating. 2162 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:54,960 I was cheating. 2163 01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:55,960 I was cheating. 2164 01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:56,960 I was cheating. 2165 01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:57,960 I was cheating. 2166 01:37:57,960 --> 01:37:58,960 I was cheating. 2167 01:37:58,960 --> 01:37:59,960 I was cheating. 2168 01:37:59,960 --> 01:38:00,960 I was cheating. 2169 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:01,960 I was cheating. 2170 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:02,960 I was cheating. 2171 01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:03,960 I was cheating. 2172 01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:04,960 I was cheating. 2173 01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:08,440 All I'm saying is that you showed up at texting that you were saying that you were texting 2174 01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:09,440 Casey. 2175 01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:11,960 That was not the fucking screen you were on. 2176 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:13,400 It was a Google search. 2177 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:14,400 I saw this. 2178 01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:15,400 I need a referee of this. 2179 01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:16,400 I can't do it alone. 2180 01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:17,400 Why would you deny that? 2181 01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:18,400 Mike the Train Man needs to come in and stand behind Tyler. 2182 01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:19,400 Stop! 2183 01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:20,400 Fucking whistle. 2184 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:21,400 We need an official here. 2185 01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:22,400 I have a 10-yard penalty. 2186 01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:23,400 That's a 10-yard penalty? 2187 01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:24,400 I'm not gonna lie, Tyler. 2188 01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:33,200 You're a savant, but there's times I think you're pushing it. 2189 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,960 You're going fucking... 2190 01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:38,040 You're going fucking Lance Armstrong on us. 2191 01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:40,440 You're already setting records, but you're just pushing it. 2192 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:42,040 You're barely bonding us, bro. 2193 01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,040 Jesus Christ, you're already winning. 2194 01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:47,040 You don't have to fucking Google. 2195 01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:48,040 We're good. 2196 01:38:48,040 --> 01:38:49,040 I don't fucking take points. 2197 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:52,040 How much of that B1 do you have left? 2198 01:38:52,040 --> 01:38:53,040 I don't. 2199 01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:54,040 All right, Dan. 2200 01:38:54,040 --> 01:38:56,880 Dan, it's time for us to do the fucking smelling salts. 2201 01:38:56,880 --> 01:38:57,880 Where the fuck are they? 2202 01:38:57,880 --> 01:38:58,880 Bring them out. 2203 01:38:58,880 --> 01:38:59,880 I think... 2204 01:38:59,880 --> 01:39:00,880 Oh, wait, no. 2205 01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:01,880 It's me and Tyler. 2206 01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:02,880 It's not you. 2207 01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:03,880 I forgot you won. 2208 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:04,880 I'm sorry. 2209 01:39:04,880 --> 01:39:09,880 I'm so used to huddling together and being sad because we lost. 2210 01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:10,880 Oh, fuck. 2211 01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:11,880 Tyler, hit that smelling salt. 2212 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:12,880 It's still in my nose. 2213 01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:19,880 That was the third time I was in it and ruined it on the last time and I blew it. 2214 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:25,320 All right, I'm gonna go for the pepper sauce. 2215 01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:26,320 I'm gonna go for the pepper sauce. 2216 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:27,320 Hell yeah. 2217 01:39:27,320 --> 01:39:28,320 I'm gonna regret it. 2218 01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:29,320 Just take a little dab. 2219 01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:30,320 A little dab on the... 2220 01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:31,320 That's not actually good. 2221 01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:32,320 I would eat that. 2222 01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:34,840 Yeah, I'm gonna make some chicken wings out of it. 2223 01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:35,840 Oh, fuck yeah. 2224 01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:39,560 It's much more mild than eating the actual pepper, I will say for sure. 2225 01:39:39,560 --> 01:39:40,560 Holy shit. 2226 01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:41,560 Wow. 2227 01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:42,560 I mean... 2228 01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:43,560 I just got some on my finger and put it on my tongue. 2229 01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,560 You've never eaten it. 2230 01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:45,560 It burned for like... 2231 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:46,560 Oh, that's a lot. 2232 01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:47,560 I know. 2233 01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:48,560 That's a fucking lot. 2234 01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:49,560 I know. 2235 01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:50,560 I know it is. 2236 01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:51,560 Jesus. 2237 01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,560 We're gonna do it. 2238 01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:54,240 I'm probably gonna regret it after. 2239 01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:57,240 If I was cheating, I would have fucking known the answer. 2240 01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:59,240 Eat a whole reaper. 2241 01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,720 No, I'm not gonna do that. 2242 01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:02,720 That sounds like... 2243 01:40:02,720 --> 01:40:05,360 I feel like we just don't know how bad it actually is for you yet. 2244 01:40:05,360 --> 01:40:06,360 There we go. 2245 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:07,360 All right, three, two, one. 2246 01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:10,360 It's not actually bad for you at all. 2247 01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:11,360 Oh, fuck. 2248 01:40:11,360 --> 01:40:12,360 It's just capsaicin. 2249 01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:17,320 There has to be something bad about it. 2250 01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:22,640 It's like tricking your brain into thinking that your tissue is being damaged, but it's 2251 01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:23,640 actually not. 2252 01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,640 But I mean, but what is it... 2253 01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:25,640 You feel like your tissue's being burned. 2254 01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:26,640 But what does it do when... 2255 01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:29,640 What does your body do when it actually is being burned? 2256 01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:35,680 Well, it just activates those receptors in your brain that make your brain think that 2257 01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:37,480 there's actual pain going on. 2258 01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:39,480 But I mean, I bet that that... 2259 01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:41,080 You're fighting demons over here right now. 2260 01:40:41,080 --> 01:40:46,000 I bet that sets some other processes in the body and emotion. 2261 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:47,000 Inflammatory pathways. 2262 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,040 Yeah, like pissing yourself. 2263 01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:50,040 Yeah. 2264 01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,480 It starts throwing water at it. 2265 01:40:51,480 --> 01:40:52,480 That's why you start drooling. 2266 01:40:52,480 --> 01:40:54,000 Yeah, you start... 2267 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:56,680 Your tear ducts start going. 2268 01:40:56,680 --> 01:41:00,440 I guess technically you could get airways falling and that could be dangerous. 2269 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:01,440 Oh my God. 2270 01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:03,840 Dude, I've whited out one time from hot sauce. 2271 01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:06,400 Are you going to do hot sauce or smelling sauce? 2272 01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:07,400 I already did it. 2273 01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:08,400 What, the hot sauce? 2274 01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:09,400 No. 2275 01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:10,400 He did the smelling salts. 2276 01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:14,080 Like, didn't you hear me fucking coughing up a storm right here? 2277 01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:15,080 Give me... 2278 01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:16,080 I'm going to do both. 2279 01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:17,080 Yeah, I was... 2280 01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:21,240 I'm lightheaded as fuck right now and I've been controlling my breathing too. 2281 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:23,520 That's the weird thing I get with spices. 2282 01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:25,000 I get super lightheaded. 2283 01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:26,840 I feel like I'm going to pass out. 2284 01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:27,840 Well, that's going to wake you up. 2285 01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:28,840 Well, I mean, I have. 2286 01:41:28,840 --> 01:41:29,840 I've got to say it. 2287 01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:30,840 I've whited out. 2288 01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:37,160 My buddy mixed a whole thing of hot sauce in with a cup of beer and I just downed it. 2289 01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:38,160 Why? 2290 01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:40,000 Bro, bro, I have never been... 2291 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:43,320 I've never been so scared I was dying in my life. 2292 01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:48,120 I completely whited out because I started hiccuping and then I couldn't breathe. 2293 01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:49,120 I just... 2294 01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:50,120 Or it was hyperventilating. 2295 01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:53,280 Then I just fell on the ground and whited out. 2296 01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:54,280 That sauce ain't shit. 2297 01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:55,280 I knew it was 99 too. 2298 01:41:55,280 --> 01:42:01,880 I just thought that he had a different one because I don't fucking follow baseball. 2299 01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:04,320 Well he was 97 in the minors. 2300 01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:05,320 I can guarantee that. 2301 01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:08,960 I only went with half because I was like, there's like a 0% chance I'm nervous. 2302 01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:13,320 If I did my answer of 99, I would have won again. 2303 01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:15,480 Well, I never told you to... 2304 01:42:15,480 --> 01:42:17,960 I mean, I never said 94. 2305 01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:21,480 To add to your loss, I'm going to have to throw an unsportsmanlike conduct flag for 2306 01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:24,000 both of you guys for fighting. 2307 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:26,920 No, that's not how that works. 2308 01:42:26,920 --> 01:42:29,360 Deduct points from Tyler for next game. 2309 01:42:29,360 --> 01:42:30,360 You guys have... 2310 01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:31,360 But not me. 2311 01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:32,360 I like that. 2312 01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:33,360 I like that. 2313 01:42:33,360 --> 01:42:34,360 You can't do that. 2314 01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:35,360 Yeah. 2315 01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:36,360 No, I like that actually. 2316 01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:37,360 I'm in full support of this penalty. 2317 01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:38,360 Tyler needs a handy... 2318 01:42:38,360 --> 01:42:41,360 Wait, who gets a handicap would mean that... 2319 01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:44,360 A handicap means that he's retarded. 2320 01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:49,200 So if somebody got the handicap, would it be the person that's better? 2321 01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,720 I think that could be the ultimate handicapped. 2322 01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:56,160 A handicap is when you award someone points in the beginning. 2323 01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:57,160 All right, fine. 2324 01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:58,160 Fuck you guys. 2325 01:42:58,160 --> 01:42:59,160 You each get 200 start next week. 2326 01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:00,160 No, no. 2327 01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:01,160 That's fucking stupid. 2328 01:43:01,160 --> 01:43:02,160 No, I don't want that. 2329 01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:03,160 But we're not doing that. 2330 01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:04,160 Oh, God. 2331 01:43:04,160 --> 01:43:05,160 This fucking pepper. 2332 01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:06,160 We're not here next week, everybody. 2333 01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:07,160 All right. 2334 01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:08,160 It's Thanksgiving. 2335 01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:09,160 We can do a Thanksgiving episode. 2336 01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:14,160 Are you fucking with me? 2337 01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:16,360 I mean, I won't be in the state, but... 2338 01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:17,360 I won't be here. 2339 01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:18,360 I'll be working. 2340 01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:21,360 So I picked up a shit so I could get that bonus time. 2341 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:23,080 Damn, my ear itches so bad. 2342 01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:24,560 It's because of that. 2343 01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:25,560 Get in there. 2344 01:43:25,560 --> 01:43:26,560 Get in there. 2345 01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:27,560 Get in there. 2346 01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:28,560 And you just... 2347 01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:33,360 Bro, every ounce of me wants to take the little fucking stylus out of my phone and just... 2348 01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,360 Oh, yes. 2349 01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:38,920 Let's celebrate the day that we came over and ravaged all the pilgrims and took all 2350 01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:39,920 their land. 2351 01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:40,920 Ravaged all the pilgrims and... 2352 01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:41,920 What? 2353 01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:42,920 Man, I like mashed potatoes. 2354 01:43:42,920 --> 01:43:43,920 What did you say? 2355 01:43:43,920 --> 01:43:44,920 The Native Americans. 2356 01:43:44,920 --> 01:43:45,920 Look, man. 2357 01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:46,920 Dude, it's fucked up what we did to them. 2358 01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:47,920 I ain't thinking of Indians. 2359 01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:49,920 I'm thinking about my mashed potatoes. 2360 01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:53,360 We didn't actually kill the ones, the Thanksgiving pilgrims. 2361 01:43:53,360 --> 01:43:55,360 I mean, the Native Americans. 2362 01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:57,360 You keep saying that. 2363 01:43:57,360 --> 01:43:59,000 I mean, I don't know. 2364 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:04,840 I was listening to this thing, this guy that Joe Rogan was interviewing, and he said that 2365 01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:07,120 the state of California back in the day... 2366 01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:09,560 Like, we think the Nazis are bad. 2367 01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:13,360 The state of California put out a bounty for dead Indians. 2368 01:44:13,360 --> 01:44:16,920 Oh, like Teddy Roosevelt killed all those fucking Indians? 2369 01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:18,280 Teddy Roosevelt. 2370 01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,280 Fucking trail of tears. 2371 01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:20,280 The Native Americans, not fucking... 2372 01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:21,280 Who was it? 2373 01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:22,280 Tyler would fucking know. 2374 01:44:22,280 --> 01:44:23,280 Trail of tears, bro. 2375 01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:25,800 Oh, it's the guy in the 20. 2376 01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:26,800 Who's on the 20? 2377 01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:27,800 Andrew Jackson. 2378 01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:28,800 Andrew Jackson. 2379 01:44:28,800 --> 01:44:29,800 Yeah, he killed a lot of them. 2380 01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,600 He's the one that did the trail of tears. 2381 01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:35,680 But there was like, if you brought back some proof that you killed an Indian, there was 2382 01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:38,440 a bounty for that that the state of California would give you. 2383 01:44:38,440 --> 01:44:39,760 Oh, really? 2384 01:44:39,760 --> 01:44:40,760 Yeah. 2385 01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:41,760 Isn't that fucking... 2386 01:44:41,760 --> 01:44:42,760 Now they're the most woke... 2387 01:44:42,760 --> 01:44:45,040 They were like a reward for killing Indians? 2388 01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:46,040 Yeah. 2389 01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:50,200 Because they were just fucking... in the fucking way. 2390 01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:53,200 They were a nuisance, yeah. 2391 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,200 Fucking crazy. 2392 01:44:55,200 --> 01:45:02,040 This guy said that the population went down from 168,000 or 200,000 down to 16,000. 2393 01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:03,040 Oh, shit. 2394 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,200 Yeah, that's how many they killed. 2395 01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:06,920 That's fucking wild. 2396 01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:07,920 But I couldn't find... 2397 01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:09,720 So many bloodlines just dead. 2398 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:12,440 I couldn't find any proof of that online. 2399 01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:13,560 I couldn't find any records. 2400 01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:17,400 I couldn't find any transactions for a bounty for Indians. 2401 01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,800 And some people were saying that it's bullshit. 2402 01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:20,800 You know? 2403 01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:21,800 Because I'm like, that sounds... 2404 01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:22,800 The fucking government probably still is hiding it. 2405 01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:23,800 Right, right. 2406 01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:24,800 Yeah. 2407 01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:27,800 Yeah, because who would want that out? 2408 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,840 But anyway. 2409 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:30,840 Anyway. 2410 01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:34,760 All right, you guys got anything else today? 2411 01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:36,760 Or are we ending it here? 2412 01:45:36,760 --> 01:45:38,240 I think that's a good... 2413 01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:39,240 Where did Tyler go? 2414 01:45:39,240 --> 01:45:41,320 I think that's a good spot to wrap it up. 2415 01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:43,040 I don't know. 2416 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:44,040 He's just sad he lost. 2417 01:45:44,040 --> 01:45:45,040 Where is he? 2418 01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:46,040 Is he down here? 2419 01:45:46,040 --> 01:45:49,040 No, he's in the bathroom or something. 2420 01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:50,800 He loses once every three months. 2421 01:45:50,800 --> 01:45:51,800 What the fuck? 2422 01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:52,800 He probably went home. 2423 01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:53,800 Is this actually what's going on here? 2424 01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:58,600 Maybe it's been a while since I've been on an episode where this has happened, actually. 2425 01:45:58,600 --> 01:45:59,600 What? 2426 01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:01,600 Where Tyler just leaves? 2427 01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:02,600 He just bolts up. 2428 01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:03,600 No, he just jackets it. 2429 01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:05,600 You can't tell Tyler the secret technique. 2430 01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:10,840 If you go back and listen to this episode, I was doing breath work and I was doing breathing 2431 01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:14,400 exercises in between questions. 2432 01:46:14,400 --> 01:46:20,880 Actually I was watching something on breathing exercises just before I got here. 2433 01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:22,760 Supposedly it's supposed to be really good for you. 2434 01:46:22,760 --> 01:46:24,960 If you go back and listen, you'll hear me going... 2435 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:26,840 Is that like yoga? 2436 01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:27,840 What? 2437 01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:30,240 So that's like when he asks the question, you're just ready to go? 2438 01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:33,320 You don't have to draw a breath in to fucking... 2439 01:46:33,320 --> 01:46:34,320 It reduces anxiety. 2440 01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:35,320 You're doing Lamass over there? 2441 01:46:35,320 --> 01:46:36,320 It's anxiolytic. 2442 01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:37,320 Don't tell Tyler. 2443 01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:38,320 He can't know. 2444 01:46:38,320 --> 01:46:39,320 It's a secret technique. 2445 01:46:39,320 --> 01:46:42,320 You're wall is so fucking cold. 2446 01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:45,320 Next episode we're both going to be... 2447 01:46:45,320 --> 01:46:48,320 Then put on the hot water. 2448 01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:51,320 That's why I was going like that. 2449 01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:55,320 I can smell alcohol from upstairs when I come down. 2450 01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:56,320 What? 2451 01:46:56,320 --> 01:46:58,440 Tyler, I like that. 2452 01:46:58,440 --> 01:46:59,440 I mean... 2453 01:46:59,440 --> 01:47:00,920 You smell like beer. 2454 01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:02,480 I don't see how that's possible. 2455 01:47:02,480 --> 01:47:04,480 I smell it too. 2456 01:47:04,480 --> 01:47:05,720 Who is it? 2457 01:47:05,720 --> 01:47:06,720 You smell like beer. 2458 01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:07,720 Oh, well there's those. 2459 01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:11,720 No, but it's like off of a person type shit. 2460 01:47:11,720 --> 01:47:14,320 Buddy, I had two drinks. 2461 01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:18,440 I'm not going to be fucking smelling like Danny Boy over here. 2462 01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:20,440 Oh, man. 2463 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:21,440 I'm just warning you. 2464 01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:24,240 Listen, have a happy fucking Thanksgiving. 2465 01:47:24,240 --> 01:47:27,640 Are we ending it? 2466 01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:28,640 I mean... 2467 01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:29,640 Oh, you bolted. 2468 01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:32,640 I was peeing, but I'm going to end it. 2469 01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:35,640 All right, have a happy fucking Thanksgiving, motherfucker. 2470 01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:38,200 Gobble, gobble, motherfucker. 2471 01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:40,000 Like us on Facebook and X. 2472 01:47:40,000 --> 01:47:41,000 Send a fucking email, please. 2473 01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:42,000 Send us a fucking email. 2474 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,000 On totalpodcast97 at gmail.com. 2475 01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:44,000 73. 2476 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:45,000 73. 2477 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:46,000 On totalpodcast73 at gmail.com. 2478 01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:47,000 The last fucking time I ever say 97 as an answer. 2479 01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:57,000 I want 97 to be an answer next time. 2480 01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:58,000 Happy Thanksgiving, folks. 2481 01:47:58,000 --> 01:47:59,000 As always, be kind to yourselves. 2482 01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:00,000 And each other. 2483 01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:01,000 We out. 2484 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,000 Fuck off. 2485 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,000 There we go. 2486 01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:07,160 For all we know, robots have souls. 2487 01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:09,080 We just don't know if they do or don't. 2488 01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:11,120 How do you know? 2489 01:48:11,120 --> 01:48:16,840 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 2490 01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:19,600 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 2491 01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:20,600 Fuck no. 2492 01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:22,600 Yeah, well, I see some little dubby stack, right? 2493 01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:26,400 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 2494 01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:27,400 Yes, we are. 2495 01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:30,400 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 2496 01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:33,400 Extended episodes. 2497 01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:36,400 Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? 2498 01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:38,400 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 2499 01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:40,400 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 2500 01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:45,400 Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. 2501 01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:46,400 Aliens exist. 2502 01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:47,400 As you see. 2503 01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:54,400 Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet 2504 01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:55,400 tall. 2505 01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:56,400 Oh my god. 2506 01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:57,400 Anthropoclesautron. 2507 01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:58,400 Did they come from our planet? 2508 01:48:58,400 --> 01:48:59,400 They are super soldiers. 2509 01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:00,400 And they are extraterrestrials. 2510 01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:01,400 They are aliens. 2511 01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:04,400 Where do we go? 2512 01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:07,400 I do not acknowledge the alien planet. 2513 01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:09,400 It's on a fucking planet now. 2514 01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:10,400 What? 2515 01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:13,400 RAAAAAAAARRRRRRR GAAAAAAAAAAT 2516 01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:24,400 We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government! 2517 01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,400 He got killed by the CIA! 2518 01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:28,400 JFK was killed by the government! 2519 01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:35,360 Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump 2520 01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:40,840 Beep nothing they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has 2521 01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:43,720 Taken it to the next level with the birds 2522 01:49:47,460 --> 01:49:53,440 They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make 2523 01:49:53,440 --> 01:49:56,080 Them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them 2524 01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:59,840 They know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be a 2525 01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:05,400 You can cut it open you're gonna see blood got no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology 2526 01:50:05,400 --> 01:50:24,840 Which by the way big brother is the overlord 2527 01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:37,400 Oh 2528 01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:54,680 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real 2529 01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:59,320 Okay, look it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing this shit 2530 01:50:59,320 --> 01:51:02,560 George Soros actually working the fucking Nazis during the whole 2531 01:51:02,560 --> 01:51:06,480 He said that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved 2532 01:51:09,080 --> 01:51:12,000 George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay 2533 01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:18,280 He's the actual fucking leader for all this 2534 01:51:18,280 --> 01:51:24,280 Oh 2535 01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:26,780 Oh, Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there! 2536 01:51:26,780 --> 01:51:28,780 Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump! 2537 01:51:28,780 --> 01:51:30,780 He's not the actual fucking leader! 2538 01:51:30,780 --> 01:51:32,780 It's George Soros! It's Bill Gates! 2539 01:51:32,780 --> 01:51:34,780 It's fucking Elon Musk! It's everyone out there! 2540 01:51:34,780 --> 01:51:36,780 Everybody says... 2541 01:51:36,780 --> 01:51:38,780 Uh, everybody... 2542 01:51:38,780 --> 01:51:42,780 You're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for all of us. 2543 01:51:42,780 --> 01:51:44,780 The actual government is trying... 2544 01:51:44,780 --> 01:51:48,780 The actual full government, which is George Soros and all his fucking latinies, 2545 01:51:48,780 --> 01:51:51,280 are actually the ones that are turning fucking the whole world. 2546 01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:54,280 The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. 2547 01:51:54,280 --> 01:52:22,280 He fucking lost...