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We both want to make money. That's what we really want to fucking do.
I don't like you. You don't like me.
But, nuclear war is a detriment to the entire human race.
How are we going to stop Russia from using nuclear warheads?
Dude, we're going to do like a fucking call of duty task force with China and the United States and England and all those guys.
Dude, I don't mean to sound like fucking Dan.
But like, Dan's got me so convinced that we have to have some sort of reliable system that's just going to blow anything they shoot out over here fucking out of the air.
What can we do to stop Russia from using nuclear warheads? They've got fucking hundreds of nukes.
We're going to decode them, bro. We're going to fucking defuse them.
I'm just saying, I think Dan might be on to something.
There's probably devices that we have that can fucking blow the nukes out of the air above the ocean.
I don't think...
About hundreds of nukes.
Because they launch them all at the same time and they aim for our nukes.
Yeah, but it's not like...
Whoever launches them first basically fucks.
Yeah, but we've been planning for that. We fucking know that they're not going to shoot...
They weren't making a weapon like, all right, guys, it's going to be like a movie.
They're going to send one nuke over.
No, we know that if they're going to fucking nuke us, they're going to send...
There's no rules, though.
Yeah, I know. But if we nuke Russia, Russia nukes us, China...the whole fucking triangle there.
If anybody fires a single nuke, it's not going to be a single nuke.
But who doesn't care? He doesn't care, though.
I know, but any nuclear attack is going to be fucking pretty much everything you got.
You're not going to half ass and be like, oh, yeah, we're going to drop two of them and then they're going to surrender.
No, everybody has mutually assured destruction. You fire one nuke at me, I blow up your country.
Everybody's on the same playing field there. We're all...
We're all in agreement about that.
And I think that's why she is being like, listen, America, we don't want this to happen either.
It's like we don't like each other. But if they're going to use fucking nukes, then the entire world is going to end.
Because Puin's a little fucking unstable and everybody forgets that.
Everybody thinks he's like of a sound mind, but he's said some pretty off the handle shit in the past.
Like he's like he's fucking kind of a little bit scary.
I think everybody can agree that Putin is out of his mind.
But like everybody. But I think everybody's like in like even like when our enemies are like, hey, listen, we need to stop this shit because that's going to be a fucking problem.
Yeah, like because like he and like I'm pretty sure like Putin like said to him in confidence, like, hey, we're going to use the fucking nukes and put it in.
She's like, OK, yeah, sure. Cool. I need to talk to America.
Like we got to say there's a problem of ruin.
We got some, you know, she's probably in that meeting talking to Biden.
I'm going to be dead soon anyway.
No fucking. She's like, you do understand what I'm telling you.
It's like, yeah, you want some ice cream?
Yeah, let's just fucking pray to God that somebody fucking planted a mic on them.
We know what Biden, what do you say?
I don't really know. You're practically just talking into a fucking void.
Yeah, you're just talking into a void there.
You just got to hope somebody like his little cabinet that makes the decisions for him.
They're like, what the fuck did he just say?
Oh, he probably sits down in his cabinet meetings and his whole cabinet shows up and they probably he probably doesn't say a word in those meetings.
It's like, all right. So what do we want Biden to say?
What script are we going to get this guy?
Is that a butterfly?
Oh shit, did you see that?
Hey, hello.
What's the show? Who's controlling the White House then? Not Biden.
No, I think his cabinet, his cabinet, his.
The three little sweetie pie butterfly flying around on a flower.
You see me in a way, I'm going to go a hundred yards away.
And then we got something about Alex Jones.
You got to fucking.
Nobody.
Nobody rides for free.
Like, dude, he is so off his fucking rocker.
It's wonderful. So funny.
And he is occasionally right.
What's been going on with Israel and Palestine?
That's just invaded, right?
Yeah, it's just that's a fucking shit show.
No matter what happens, the Middle East is always going to be a fucking shit show.
I saw America has started dropping bombs on Gaza.
Whatever.
No way.
Yeah, we thought that's a fucking lie.
Oh, I saw your story.
I don't believe it.
No, we would not do something that direct.
There is no fucking way we might have given missiles to Israel and then Israel used them.
We would have had to fire them.
They had a few scone.
Actually, they had five American troops died in an airplane crash.
I don't believe you.
No, they did over the Mediterranean Sea.
They weren't like in combat or anything.
They're just stupid and crash the plane.
I didn't say that.
Hey, it takes a lot of takes a lot of goes into a flying plane.
So did you guys hear this?
This is off topic, but I thought this is something that you guys would you guys see.
I can't find anything on.
So after much consideration and conversation with my family's, I decided to give up smoking weed.
Please protect my privacy at this time.
Snoop Dogg, the only thing that we've done has intercepted missiles that were probably got fucking policy.
The only thing we've done is intercepted missiles that have been fired towards Israel.
The US is not directly fired another.
No, you like dropped a nuclear warhead.
Shut the fuck up.
No, I saw it.
We dropped a fucking new gun.
Casey shut the fuck up.
They dropped a nuclear warhead on fucking Gaza.
No, they did not.
I'm just kidding.
It was just a real bomb though.
No, it wasn't.
You're high.
That's what I saw.
You're fucking high.
The only result anything down that road I could find.
I'll tell you by the name of the YouTube channel was and this is about three pages of scrolling.
It was posted by what was it?
The Hindu dust and times.
That's the only one we've seen.
Yeah, I think it's a five and a half hour long video.
I'm not even making that up.
What the fuck are they talking about for five and a half hours?
And mind you, that was also posted four weeks ago.
Casey, you're out of line.
We did not fire missiles at Hamas.
I just I don't even need to look deep into this to know that we would not get that directly involved.
You're fucking out of line.
Casey, not that you've told the public about.
Oh, and who the fuck are you getting your news from then?
CNN, bro.
Jesus Christ, Al Jazeera would be fucking better.
So Alieck back, tell us about the Fermi paradox.
The Fermi paradox.
OK, well, the Fermi paradox is a paradox that kind of exists with the fact of like how we as a scientific community of humans, we believe that.
What's that smell?
Oh, pizza.
We believe that there is a very, very high likelihood of other life in the universe.
We think that there's several billions and trillions of occurrences of it throughout our universe because it just seems too perfect that the earth would be the only one with life on it.
Oh, yeah.
And but the Fermi paradox is also like, while we might not have the most advanced shit up to this point, why if it's so likely and realistically, they're only like a galaxy or two away, why have we not found anything to confirm any sort of alien life?
Because like it's just because we we should theoretically be able to.
You ever hear about Area 51?
Bro, that's I was watching I've watched and shit on the Air 51.
What?
I don't fucking buy into the Area 51.
You don't buy the Area 51?
No.
What are they coming up out there, bro?
You ever see those videos?
We were fucking stupid as hell back then.
You're talking like 50s, 60s Roswell shit, bro.
I don't buy into that.
There was a dude, I forget his name, but he snuck into Area 51.
He was the only one.
Casey, you're fucking high.
This guy I fucking read about him.
It was proven that he was a fucking fraud.
No, he's stuck in Area 51 for 12 days and he fucking saw some shit, bro.
He saw some alien.
Are you hearing this?
I am.
And we're just supposed to take this guy for his word.
Is that it?
Well, I guess so.
Well, actually did it.
Yeah.
And how has he proven that exactly?
I don't know.
Did he get jerked off by aliens too?
And even if he did take pictures, I don't fucking...
Who's going to tell him they're wrong?
Be like, no, the real Area 51 looks like this.
No, you don't have a fucking picture of Area 51 because it's...
Oh my God, I'm getting angry.
I saw this video.
I'm getting mad.
I saw this video of these tourists, right?
They go up to the border of the sign where it says, do not enter past this point.
Because it's a fucking military facility.
If you did that shit in Glenville,
they'd tell you to get the fuck away.
You're not part of the military.
What are they supposed to do?
Oh, you want to see the aliens?
They'll come back here, man.
No, what the fuck?
You're not even going to say.
It's a fucking military...
Oh my God.
It's like trying to walk into a police commissioner's office
and being flabbergasted when he's like, actually stay out here.
No.
Yeah, so they go up to the border and the fucking...
They don't have a visitor center in there.
Jesus Christ.
What are you talking about?
I didn't even say what I was going to say yet.
So they fucking...
The fucking camo dudes, they call them.
They're these fucking dudes.
The camo dudes.
They're just military personnel.
They're not camo dudes.
They're just dudes in the army.
They're not even in the military.
I'm sure, Casey.
The people at the military base.
I'm serious.
The camo dudes.
They're aliens too, I'm guessing, right?
No, no, the camo dudes are the contracted police of Area 51.
Oh, sure.
The guys wearing camo that police Area 51.
Yeah, they're not actually military.
They're not actually in the military.
They aren't.
Look it up.
They're not in the military, huh?
They aren't.
Are you serious?
I'm just saying, Casey, do you truly believe, and this is completely separate from the story
you're telling here, but do you truly believe that with the infamy Area 51 has garnered
throughout the general population of the US, that they would actually conduct any sort
of top secret thing there?
Like that place has so many eyes on it, like fucking satellites and shit.
No, they aren't fucking doing it.
I thought you guys were conspiracy theorists.
No, Area 51 exists and they conduct different flight tests there.
They might have had shit there at one point.
Yeah, like it's not what's fucking-
No, what they do is they reverse engineer UFOs to see how they're made.
What the fuck?
It's Dan.
I wonder what he's saying in the worst code.
A fucking light just went off in my basement window.
It's Dan.
I just flipped him off.
Casey, can I borrow your vape?
Mine just died, unfortunately.
They fucking deconstruct reverse engineer UFOs to see how they were made.
If that happened, that happened in the 50s before everything got blown out of proportion.
No, they're called camo dudes.
They're not called camo dudes, Casey.
Look it up.
They're called camo dudes.
He's going with the fucking light again.
What's he trying to do here?
I'm just going to beat him to death.
All right, I'll be back.
All right, Tyler's going to go fucking beat him to death.
Casey, can I please get your vape?
These camo dudes.
Okay, just keep telling me.
Tell me about the camo dudes.
They fucking guard area 51.
They're contracted police for area 51.
So even if you get close to the border, like there was this video of these tourists that
got close to the border and the fucking camo dudes just start staring them down.
Like they just show up in their truck and start staring them down.
They're like, oh fuck.
And then they come drive up to them and they get out of the truck and they just whip out
their guns and point at them.
Like, what the fuck are you guys doing here?
What the fuck are you doing?
And he goes, get up against the car, bro.
Get up against the car.
And he fucking searches him.
He's like, I'm just a tourist, man.
I'm just a civilian.
And he's like, turn around and go back that way.
No, come back.
Well, yeah, it's a military base.
That's going to happen.
I knew what you were going to say.
I've heard this story before.
I didn't hear the camo dudes part of it, but I've seen the video of it.
And it's just like, dude, you walk up to any military base, they're going to do that to
you.
They're going to let you in there.
Even if you're just getting close to it, that's still their property.
They can fucking kick you off that.
They probably get that shit so often, especially after that Area 51 meme where we were all
going to rush in.
But I'm just saying, if the fucking tests did take place, if you buy into the Roswell
thing, which I'm pretty undecided on, it seems like it, I don't think it was weather balloons,
but I don't fucking know what it was.
I know the US claims it was weather balloons, but regardless, they would not be conducting
these tests there in a modern day age.
Because we all fucking know that that's what we suspect the US to be doing.
If they're doing that shit, you think they're going to have that shit just on the surface?
The government has literally acknowledged that there are UFOs.
Yeah.
There's been objects that have been in the air that we haven't identified.
Like hundreds though.
Yeah.
Hundreds of incidents.
Yeah.
So.
I'm not saying that there's no, there's no proof behind those.
I'm just saying Area 51 has got nothing to do with it.
There's no way they'd be doing anything there.
It's so high profile.
The whole world knows about that place.
They're going to do it at some base that nobody fucking knows about.
As long as nobody can get in.
You said that the only guy, the guy that I was talking about was supposedly the only
guy who had successfully snuck in Area 51.
What's up dude?
Even he, even he, well, you guys said he was a fraud or whatever.
Right?
So I mean nobody else has snuck snuck in there.
Yeah.
But again, I need to see proof.
I'm a proof based thinker, but regardless, I didn't really finish up on the Fermi paradox
at all.
So I gotta, I gotta catch you up to speed with this Dan.
Okay.
So the Fermi paradox, have you ever heard of it before?
What is it?
The Fermi paradox.
F E R M I.
No.
That's based off of, so it's this fucking scientist.
I don't know exactly where it was.
I'm not going to fucking feed false information here.
It was the scientific Fermi.
Oh, all right.
Well there, then you got it.
And it was, I don't know.
Maybe it is, but he was working with his fucking scientist buddies.
They're all fucking, I don't know.
They're all fucking space scientists.
And he has a conversation with them just like over lunch and he's like, Hey guys, don't
you think it's kind of fucking weird that we've sort of concluded that aliens definitely
should exist and we probably should have seen some source of them.
And if intelligent life can get to the levels that we hope it can, we probably should have
received a message from them at this point, or at least been aware of their existence.
And the Fermi paradox is essentially the fact that in all likelihood there should be other
life, but we're just not seeing it.
And it's like, there's a couple different ways that you can go down that road with it.
There's a couple different answers.
One is that this honestly is probably the scariest one to me.
They're all equally scary.
Honestly, the scary options you have there is we really are the only life in the universe.
And that's fucking sad because God made us in his image.
Okay.
Well, I think the issue is just time, right?
Because civilizations only last for thousands of years.
Yes.
So, so exactly.
But that contributes to the theory both ways.
So yes, you may.
And that's one of the backing theories to why they may exist and we haven't come in
contact with them is just the fact that they, like these civilizations burn out.
We fucking kill one another, whether it be by means of nuclear war or some way or somehow
we fucking...
But the other thing is just like, well, still though, if you had these super intelligent
societies that were capable of this technology to possibly get to us, like we are with other
ones, like sending Voyager 1 out there with fucking the record on it and like all the
different... it's got music and the alphabet on it and shit.
It's like, why the fuck couldn't we get...
Like if one of these dying civilizations was like, why don't we just fucking set this radio
up and it just transmits a signal that we fucking exist so another society can know
that down the road.
And you think about how the universe is billions of years old, why the fuck haven't we gotten
that radio signal yet?
Like we should be getting this stuff from fucking... even the Andromeda galaxy at this
point with how old the galaxy is, Andromeda is the closest galaxy to us.
I think we all know that, but...
That was a Jeopardy question.
Yes, but regardless it was...
Come side for a second.
Yes.
The mustache looks great.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I had to cut mine.
You had one?
Yeah, I shaved one side of it off.
But it came in kind of blonde too.
It was hard to see.
It gives you a... look at me.
Look at me?
It takes your face from a boyish face to a man face.
You kind of...
I just have confidence in you.
You look kind of...
I appreciate that.
That's a very kind comment.
Before I'd be like, this guy looks kind of young, I don't know if he knows what he's
doing.
You look kind of... what's the word?
Retarded?
Oh, Casey, go fuck yourself.
No, it's good.
It looks good.
I get it now.
Well, bro, the first couple weeks are going to be rough.
I'm not growing the thickest stash in the world here, but it's enough where it's present
and it's not laughable anymore, which is cool.
That's the first time I've grown a stash and it hasn't been that way.
The last time I tried was two years ago.
The cruise missile has a fucking magnificent stash now.
I think if I let this go for a while, this is going to fill out pretty nice actually.
I can picture that.
It's only a couple of weeks.
It's powerful.
It's a handlebar mustache.
It's powerful.
Does it look like a fake one?
No, almost, yeah.
This stash might last longer than November.
I'll be honest.
My girlfriend's a huge fan of it.
Yeah, my girlfriend was not a huge fan of mine.
Well, bro, you fucked up the shaving with it and you almost gave yourself a Hitler.
You walk out and you're like, hey, babe, should I keep going?
She's like, oh my God.
You look like you're going to commit a crime.
You look like you're trying to commit to the 80s.
Who wants to look like the 80s?
Me?
Yeah.
Well, bro, I mean, I would agree with that statement if stashes and the mullets weren't
both coming back.
They're coming back?
They've been back, bro.
Oh, you brought them back?
No, I didn't bring them back.
No, I think you brought them back.
No, I did not bring them back.
That was before fucking me.
Like fucking our buddy, JJ, he hopped on that train dumb early.
They weren't back yet because we all fucking made fun of him for that mullet boy.
And then like, do you see how it changes though?
Two years down the road, it's like, oh yeah, you see somebody walking down the street with
a mullet.
It's like a bit eccentric, but it's nothing like you're like, what the fuck?
That guy's stuck in the 80s.
Like, no, that is me.
That is me.
That is exactly what I think.
Dan, we talked about this before you got here, but this is one of your topics, I believe.
Area 51.
No, Area 51, you're retarded.
Fucking, yeah.
So we were talking about how Biden-
Very conspiracy theorist, doesn't believe in areas.
Biden and ZZPing-
I do.
Had a meeting together.
I'll go back to the Fermi.
A unscheduled meeting after Ping had a fucking meeting with Putin.
And immediately after having a meeting with Putin, he came to America and talked to Biden.
He goes, we need to talk privately one-on-one.
So what does that mean?
What's going on?
They haven't told us.
They haven't told us anything.
What I said is I think that Putin said, hey, I'm going to use the fucking nukes.
I'm just warning you fucking like China because you're quote unquote my allies.
And then fucking China was like, fuck, we need to talk to America because nuclear war is bad for everybody.
Right, right.
So I just think that like it's interesting that he went straight from Putin to America and was like, we need to talk one-on-one with President Biden.
And they didn't say what they talked about, nothing like that.
Literally, it was just those two.
I'm sure that he didn't make any headway with anything.
It's really like talking to that fucking war.
That's why I was saying they're probably talking to the fucking mic attached to his collar.
There's no way they're talking to his cabinet.
They're not talking to him.
I mean, it could be like the conversation could have been something like, hey, like I know you don't want to talk to them directly, but like maybe through us.
We can get you to calm down.
He's interested in ending this.
Yeah.
He doesn't like so let's develop a scenario to end it where everybody comes out like looking victorious and we can move on to this whole fucking thing.
Hama.
Couldn't think of what it's called.
Close enough.
Oh, God, dude, I'm blind.
Because, dude, they almost like don't give a fuck about Ukraine anymore.
Dude, I'm so fucking blind.
Oh, China or Russia?
Like the world.
Like after the Hamas attack on Israel, it just kind of shifted everybody's focus.
Oh, yeah.
You mean like the US population then?
Yeah, like I mean, or just the world, the world, like the world doesn't do.
Yeah, I don't really get less and less money.
You know, yeah.
So it's big news because anytime you get the Middle East fucking stirred up, that's just that's what everybody wants to hear about.
It's so volatile there and it's just that conflict's never going to fucking end.
And that's always like it's always a fucking holy war over there for one reason or another.
Right.
And wars that don't end are good for the economy.
It's a fucking holy war.
And, you know, as well as I do, holy wars never end.
As long as one religion exists, there's going to be a fucking holy war.
You know a lot about holy wars, Tyler?
Yeah, I want to make the ninth crusade happen, man.
Just weaken, weaken both sides and Catholics can take over.
They were already eight crusades and they failed at all of them?
They didn't fail at all of them.
The first and second crusades were massive successes.
The third one was a not so great success.
The fourth one was a failure.
Not so great success.
The fourth one.
We lost, but.
The fourth one was a disgrace.
The fifth one we won.
The sixth one was actually kind of a standstill type thing.
Like we made headway with peace.
The seventh we lost and the eighth was when Jerusalem finally fell.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Well, then how how how different do I look without my glasses?
Because I've been told I look significantly different.
I feel like I see you in your glasses and out of your glasses, probably equally.
Really? Yeah.
I mean, I take them off here because I don't need to see everybody.
But it's just you can just let the oddism take over.
You're not worried about sight.
You just drop a sense for the.
Yeah, I just I can focus.
I can focus at all on autism.
All on fucking trivia.
That's that's what we got to do.
Damn, we got to fucking blindfold ourselves and we'll stand a chance against this kid.
Is that is that a secret?
I just don't want to focus.
Yeah, I know.
Look, I can't I can't even fucking you're a blob to me right now.
I can't fucking I can't make out anything.
I know you must have your glasses on when you read Casey's computer screen.
I don't read.
Why don't you have your glasses?
I just took them off.
I don't like do that, but like like when I look at you right now, I can't see shit like Ali Mac.
I can kind of make you out.
You I can't I can't see shit.
That's kind of how I am with my contacts out.
I think I should just like to get Lasix.
I was saying that.
Yeah, there it is.
Oh, wait.
No, we good.
Why is it that whenever this happens, we're good for like five seconds and then it cuts out again?
Everything we're good.
OK.
Oh, wow.
All right.
I'm going to talk a little bit more in this Fermi paradigm.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on with that?
Just a little bit.
It's just there's a couple of different theories.
One is that we truly are the only place in this universe that has life on it.
The other couple aspects you have other than the ones that we discussed, we do have a slight delay, but it's nothing too horrible.
All right.
But so so you have the theory that we're the only place in the universe that has life on it that I find extremely grim because the chances of us
actually getting out of this solar system and establishing life across the galaxy seem extremely that that seems like a very dim possibility.
I don't think we're going to get that far.
We're not going to go into my cynicism, though, but that's why that's scary.
The other thing is you have the universe stretching over time.
This problem of interstellar travel, it's just going to get worse.
I think the message is I can't reach that far in the universe.
They can, though.
There's nothing stopping those radio waves.
There's nothing stopping an infrared signal.
There's nothing stopping anything.
The only thing that we could potentially be limited by and we'll get into these theories is that we simply haven't existed long enough to receive the signals from them.
Somehow life sprung up all over the universe around the same time, which is extremely 100,000 years.
I know.
And that's what's kind of fucking scary is like, what if these planets did have these fucking radio transmitters?
Do you ever see ancient aliens?
Dude, ancient aliens is such bullshit.
And the other thing is the other thing with the fucking wow signal that everybody always screams about that it's proof of alien life that we received some fucking radio transmission where this is one little jump in the binary code.
Once you dissect the audio feed, the fucking the wow signal is nothing.
It's literally just a solar flare occurring somewhere moderately close to us in the grand scheme of the universe.
And we picked it up.
We would have picked it up regardless of what direction this fucking thing was facing, whether it be a planet or anything.
We're going to fucking pick it up.
Solar flares are incredibly powerful, even if they're fucking stars and stars away.
That shit happens or a fucking supernova.
And that just makes it to us.
You will get trace.
So what you're saying is that I can't fuck Mass Effect aliens.
What I'm saying is that the Fermi paradox makes it really scary because it makes you comprehend just how limited the universe might be in terms of travel, because the only way that we believe at this point to go faster than light.
And this is a concept, and I wish I could remember the guy's name.
And there's nothing proving that this is even possible.
But to move faster than the speed of light, that is technically possible.
But instead of you moving yourself through the universe, it's literally like the fucking Planet Express from fucking Futurama.
You need to move the universe around the ship.
That's the only theory we have where that could be that that could be possible with our current knowledge of physics.
We do not believe that it's possible to go faster than it was possible.
Exactly.
But it would also because the other thing is if you were to go faster than the speed of light right now, Casey,
light, light as a whole, or even if you were going at the speed of light, it wouldn't.
Well, yes, everything would.
We don't know how to do it yet.
Exactly.
But even if we had the methods of propulsion, it would reach anywhere near that it would.
It would not only stretch you out like by a lot, like a degree that you shouldn't be a fucking live, but light stops to work properly.
At that point, you're going faster than light.
We don't even know what it would look like to go faster than light because you would have no perception of sight.
You're going quicker than the light can travel to reach you where you're at.
You need to think about when you're moving faster than light, light itself cannot reach you.
All right, there's Neil.
I'm just saying.
That sounds fine.
I hate Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I fucking hate that guy.
That guy sucks so much.
So hold up.
I fucking.
I'm not even from fucking loving Neil deGrasse Tyson because he was an amazing.
Okay, well, not loving, like love, love, love.
He was good.
But like somewhere about like six, seven years ago, this guy just became a fucking dickhead and he wasn't that way before.
He started reading the comments on his YouTube channel.
Probably.
But he was just a genuine dude that was like super fucking smart and understood fucking quantum mechanics and physics.
And he would just try to put it into layman's terms and use have much more success than most people at.
Then he got a fucking ego.
Yeah.
And he tries to present himself as a.
My favorite is when he tries to talk about politics.
He wants to be Carl Sagan.
It's like motherfucker.
You can't talk about politics.
You can talk about astrophysics all the fuck you want.
But you're like, if you don't know about astrophysics, don't talk about it.
It's like, well, if you don't know about politics, shut the fuck up.
Dude, he's turned into that guy.
Who's the fucking Christian dude?
The one that we fucking hate.
He's like the fucking he's like science is virgin.
Joel Steen, bro.
He's too afraid.
What I've noticed about him is he's too afraid to say anything outside of the box.
And it's like, dude, that's what he was talking about.
Do you hear him talking about like the transgender fucking shit?
Yeah, he was like he was like fully on board with the transgender shit.
It's just like it's just like you fucking idiot.
Come on, man.
Have a fucking backbone.
You're supposed to be a scientist, man.
Say they were fucking.
I Bill Nye fucking jumped on board with a whole fucking like weird gender shit.
It's like, well, gender is actually on a spectrum, brother.
In the 1990s, I remember there's an episode of your show that you talked about.
There's an X, Y and an X X chromosome.
And that's what makes you a male and female.
Did he?
Yes, actually is a spectrum because how do you shut the fuck up?
Casey is actually genetic.
Whether you're like, you know, gay, straight, trans, god damn it, Casey.
You are such a liberal piece of shit.
OK.
I think that all these gender, these weird gender things going on, it's actually a byproduct
of an of having an abundance of resources.
So I think that once a society or civilization gets to a certain point where they have more
food than they need, just more of everything, we just have too much of everything in this
country.
And I think these genes kick on that just they start putting people in the different
kind of food.
Now it's time to be gay.
No, that was the best simplification ever.
Society can afford to it.
No, it's a fuck.
Fuck.
I think we're good.
We got a slight.
No, wait, hold up.
Hold on.
So back back.
What I was saying with that.
Fuck, I was I got I got real angry at Casey there for a minute.
I don't do anything.
So I think it's more like the it's more like how you're saying like the genetics like kind
of kick on.
It's kind of like, OK, we have an abundance of resources, but we don't need to have as
many people.
So they're like, right, have them be gay.
Is it like the ancient Romans?
I don't know.
The ancient Romans were gay.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think so.
Because they had such like a civilization that was, you know, thriving.
I don't know if it's I don't know if it's as deep as that.
I think it's just that you keep evolutionarily.
We believe that there's enough of us that like, hey, the couple of us don't procreate.
It's not going to be OK.
So I don't think it's a matter of population control.
If you're in a situation where you have to go out and get your resources right, just
like you got to go and find food today or it's not going to die tomorrow.
Yeah.
Next three days, you might starve.
Right.
Most of our ancestors lived in that exact situation.
I mean, look, you're saying that there is no occurrences.
Even as close.
I'm saying that when you're worried about food, you're like hierarchy of needs is that's
not even like on the radar.
All right.
You're saying when you're worried about getting like your next meal, you can't even think
about that.
But you got to procreate to get kind of right.
If you look about like in the cities in our country where we have everything right there,
right there for us, there's a lot of homosexual people.
You guys got me going back and forth to this.
You go, you go.
You know, but listen, listen, but then you go out into the poor makes you gay.
I see where you're going with that.
We'll touch on that.
So so then you go out to like the country where there's like where there's like farmers
and stuff and they're getting their shit.
They go out and hunt and they do that.
So they're still kind of in that mindset.
You see a lot of people in the country, barely any gays.
Right.
So I kind of get where you're coming with with that.
Well, I'm like, yeah, I think I think it's a culture issue there.
A lot more closet.
I mean, we watch broke back mountain.
I feel like you guys are trying to make this deeper than it is.
I don't because look, ultimately, I wish I could quit you ultimately.
What you want.
I've never seen that movie.
Is it?
I don't know.
I never see it.
Let's do a cinematic movie from a cinematic perspective.
It's not a horrible movie, but I also don't want to fucking another do the homosexuality
is really forced in it.
It doesn't even feel like it's like, no, these two just don't have chemistry.
They're just trying to be out of pocket with like a fucking gay couple.
But like outside, it's a decent movie, I guess.
So not when I'd watch it.
So ultimately, through procreation, you want to get the best genes to procreate.
So if you're in a situation where you're concerned about shelter and food and that kind of thing,
like you're surviving.
Like you're just you.
How?
How does that even happen?
Yes.
Let's take it.
Let's talk about those gay animals.
I'm just saying that.
You're right.
You occasionally see fucking just plenty of times.
And I mean, I guess I guess like a counterargument, like a counterargument you can make to that
is it's like a fucking stupid animal that doesn't even know if it's fucking to do it
or a check, which like that is an argument.
But like at the same time, at the same thing, it's like, I'm not even trying to go down
the Alex Jones road of like they're turning the frogs gay, but like they are.
And also like, I don't know if you would consider it like, I don't know, probably get canceled
for me saying this, but like.
Genetic like malfunction with them, that causes homosexuality.
But no, I'm just saying, like for whatever reason, it does occur in nature outside of
us.
I genuinely do believe that fucking 10,000 years ago or even further than that, when
we're fucking retarded Neanderthals, I guarantee you, there's probably a couple of dudes, fucking
dudes and chicks, fucking chicks.
They probably didn't fucking know.
Of course.
Like, I don't know, maybe not chicks, fucking chicks.
I feel like the dudes drive at that point was like, fuck.
I feel like I don't fucking know.
Sorry.
I feel like it's just something that people wouldn't even risk if they like, if you don't
know where your next meal is coming from, you're not going to risk being like, oh, well,
I've kind of been like curious about this.
You know, I'm going to try it.
I mean, if you're in your fight or flight, like your sympathetic nervous system, you're
not going to go trying to fuck it.
Right.
Well, let's see.
Yeah.
You need your parasympathetic.
Parasympathetic.
What do they call that?
Your rest and digest.
You got to fucking-
Or there's another name for it.
Well, there's rest, digest and fuck.
The feed and breed nervous system.
Right?
So it puts your body in a state to, after you're fed, you want to breed.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
No, I guess-
The feed and breed.
I guess I-
Okay.
I see what you're getting after here.
So rest and digest, feed and breed.
So if you're never out of that, if you're never in that rest and digest, feed and breed
phase-
Yeah.
You're not going to feed and breed.
You're not going to be thinking about all these other extracurricular activities, aka
slobbing the knob.
You know what I mean?
That wouldn't be a thing that would even cross your mind.
You want to know something wild?
I just fucking, I didn't believe this.
I thought this was like some fucking Al Jazeera shit when I heard it.
No, this was, god, never mind.
Disreputable news source.
But regardless, the only time in the human body that you're sympathetic and your parasympathetic
nervous systems work with one another is when a male ejaculates.
That's the only time it occurs.
I feel like a lot of parts of my body are working together.
That's the only time that you're sympathetic, like your fight or flight and your fucking
parasympathetic rest and digest, is the only time in your body that both of those systems
are active instead of one being in control or the other.
It requires both.
So why don't I just punch my girlfriend every time I come?
Because you're not, it's not like fight, you need to murder whatever's going around you.
Some people do, Tyler.
Like coffee fucking puts you into your sympathetic nervous system.
It just gives you a focus and bumps your heart rate up.
Does that mean my nicotine constantly puts me in fight or flight?
What's the primary neurotransmitter of the parasympathetic nervous system?
I don't fucking know, Dan.
That would be acetylcholine, Dan.
I was just checking to make sure you were paying attention to school.
What's sympathetic?
That would be norepinephrine.
And epinephrine.
I hate it!
I hate this fucking science talk, okay?
I love this.
What about the nicotinic receptors?
The what?
The nicotinic receptors.
This is fantastic.
That'd be nicotine.
No, acetylcholine and the nicotinic receptors.
What about the muscarinic receptors?
Muscarinic nicotinic.
Dan, did you know that Alex Jones is back on Instagram?
Casey, what is a mu receptor?
The mu opioid receptor.
Oh yeah.
Something like that.
He also has a video game that just came out.
Alex Jones does.
It's your primary pain relief receptor.
Wow.
Both natural and opiate.
You want some fentanyl, Casey?
Yeah.
You look like you could use some.
I'll take some fentanyl.
Just a small little dose.
What the fuck?
I just picture this going on in your head in a 24-7 loop.
Welcome to the podcast where we listen to Tyler watch videos.
This is our content.
We just fucking play the audio to YouTube videos.
All right.
For our next segment, we're going to welcome back Don Juan.
Oh shit.
I'm so done.
I heard back in the day.
You were a good one.
I got one of those old boxes.
My crib used to come around and they used to say, cause I used to not be able to leave
my house.
So they used to come to my porch.
They'd be like, yeah, some of those rhymes.
I spent that.
Candy corn, candy corn, hard cider.
Damn.
I don't drink alcohol.
My doctor said, cause my CKD, I'm not allowed to be drinking this.
My dialysis.
I actually got a rap song for you and I got a beat.
All I need is a performance.
I wrote you some verses and everything.
Oh God.
I mean, oh God.
I'm glad he doesn't have to freestyle.
I thought that was the road you were going down.
Like, Oh, this is his millionaire.
I didn't finish the entire song.
So you might have to freestyle a few.
Oh shit.
Yeah, they're going to be terrible.
Just fucking ad libbed.
All right, Don, you want to hear the beat?
Here's the beat.
I see what I can do.
You got fucking trappy.
Oh, here we go.
He comes in at 29 seconds.
I can't see the counter.
What is the bitch back at it again?
Turn up that take baby.
Put it on 10.
Some of y'all fools.
I know how to act.
Sit down for a lesson from old daddy.
Back in the day, I was robbing for Greek fast stacks of appears.
Can't even fit in my jeez.
Get back.
Dodging all the time.
I'm going to be a good guy.
Get back.
Dodging all these motherfucking raindrops.
Bitch, you can't roll to a motherfucking game style.
My legs all swollen.
Got that cellulitis.
These chips be too hot.
Give me the diverticulatus.
They locked me up in the pen.
It cost some raters.
Drank so many daddy daddies, I got pancreas tinnitus.
I hear fucking bitches still on the rack.
Put these smooth ass chips in the roughly ass bag.
Bitch, you out of business.
Poppin' like K-Mod.
Shoot you in the bitches outside the Walmart.
Yeah, I'm a reaper, boy.
Just like Lil Peep.
Don't touch my CPAP.
Don't fuck up the peep.
When I come around, my bitch ain't get no sleep.
I got a motherfucking AK in the Jeep, dude.
Oh, fuck.
This is crazy.
And I ain't never fucked a bitch from Honolulu.
Stab you in your eyes.
Call that shit voodoo.
My guts so wild.
Call me Chris Kringle.
Y'all better leave out that buffalo pringle.
What the fuck?
Oh, what?
Don Juan drop that fucking shit.
Damn, I'm a fighter with that shit hard, dude.
I'm biased on Spotify.
That's a fucking, that's an all time moment of the fucking show right there.
That's fucking incredible.
Holy fuck.
I feel that one, Don Juan.
Don, that was great.
Yeah, you know, I've been in retirement for a little bit, but...
Bro, you're a fucking producer?
Fire.
You got fucking street cred.
Yeah, I got bad street cred.
Covered in couple G's around town.
Don, how many bullets have you caught?
I ain't never caught one, but I had a couple near misses, dude.
Right over my head, dude.
I was trying to get down to the Dollar General, but I hung around.
Damn, skid my head, dude.
Knocked my hat right off.
All right, Don, thanks for being on.
Let's take a break on Untitled Podcast.
Yeah.
Bye.
We'll be back.
That was incredible.
You know, Metallica likes to decopulate strikes.
Yep.
That's right.
There we go.
With the light.
The light at the end of the tunnel.
Welcome back, motherfuckers.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast, episode fucking 50 something.
I don't care.
We're here.
We're back.
Stupid shit, motherfucker.
I'll kill your family.
Tyler, what scary stories do you have for us?
I walked down the hallway in my house.
I saw a ghost and I jerked off.
The end.
Damn.
She must have been hot.
Yeah.
It feels like that video that I showed you.
Yeah.
That was actually pretty good.
We're back here at episode 54.
Do you actually have scary stories for us, Tyler?
I was going to and then turned the lights on, so I'm not going to.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This sounds pretty good.
All right, Tyler, let's get some scary music going.
I want the lights on after this segment.
Oh, my lord.
So I did some research on the owl.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
They're talking about ghost adventures.
Yeah, dude.
So I did some more research on Mr. Owl.
And I think that I might have actually had a run in with Mr. Owl at another cemetery.
So what do you mean you think?
I talked to my dad.
I feel like that's something like you just remember.
Oh, fuck. It did look like an owl back when I was 12.
Oh, I did run into a six foot owl.
That's right.
So I had this conversation with my dad and me and my dad had a similar experience at another cemetery that we were at.
So my dad, before he was paralyzed, liked to run like all the time.
Like that was like one of his things.
And running to the cemetery is pretty nice because it's got like a lot of hills.
It's got like, you know, shit like that.
You listen to his headphones all the time.
And I think I told you this part like the story like that he would hear his name being called through his headphones.
Like he'd be running in the back of the cemetery this year.
Chris, through his headphones, he'd take off his headphones.
Nothing. Put his headphones back on.
Chris fucking just coming into his headphones.
He's like, like that was a pretty like normal thing that I had back there.
But I would ride my bike in the same area where he would hear shit in his headphones.
I had the same thing happen to me.
I'd hear Tyler in my headphones, like straight through my fucking headphones, like clear as day.
I took them off. I literally thought somebody was calling my name outside.
Like when I was doing that, took my headphones off.
And I said like, hello, anybody?
Nothing. Put my headphones back on.
Keep riding down. All of a sudden, Tyler.
Like it sounded like that.
Like I think it's the best way I can describe it.
Let me see how it sounds in the headphones.
But it sounded like Tyler.
Like kind of like whispering like that.
That's fucking creepy.
So, but I'd ride my bike back there.
And there's only a couple times this happened.
But this was actually like something that like I kind of like remembered after like thinking about it.
So on the gravestones, I would see out of the corner of my eye a big object sitting on top of a gravestone.
And then I kind of like it would like turn like my head to like kind of like see it out.
Like when it's not in the corner of my eye, like kind of like get it all my thing.
Gone.
So it was a large, large black object.
Was it a dildo? Maybe?
It was a huge cock. OK.
And he later interpreted that as an owl, Casey.
Get with the fucking program.
Yeah.
So like I would turn my head and it would be gone.
But that happened a couple times.
It didn't happen every time I went through it.
But it happened.
But the more I think about it, the black object that was on there was a large owl shape.
Damn.
And there's a theory that demonic entities can like curse bloodlines type thing.
And my dad fucked around with this shit way too much.
And he like he's like he thinks one of the reasons why he's paralyzed is because of like fucking around with like the fucking like spooky shit like too much.
And he's like and then his dad, my grandfather also was into like spooky shit and stuff like that.
But we've all had a lot of awful luck and just weird bad things happen like freak accidents and shit.
And we all see like fucking weird creepy things like all the fucking time.
Like with that shit.
Yeah.
You got the curse on you.
Yeah. I think like it's like it's a family curse that you can't really.
It's all from your no good pig stealing great great great.
What is that from?
Holes.
Holes. Yeah.
That's right.
You're the carrier of the mountain.
My fucking ancestors were horse thieves.
So I'm sure I'm sure I'm paying for that a little bit somewhere along the line.
Do you actually believe in like generational curses?
Like not even like not even like ghosts like thing, but like just like in general like a generational curse.
Like your dad had a kid like 18 and then like his dad.
Mental illness maybe.
Like the thing is like you're like your parents.
It's the closest thing I can think of.
Your parents had like a kid at like 17 years old.
His parents had had had had him at 17 years old.
Your grandfather was like type shit like early births like shit like that.
Like just weird like little things like accidents that like before your family.
Because a lot of my family, which is a weird fucking coincidence, but a like seven people.
My family died from falling off roofs.
Jesus.
So it's like a really weird mind you get up on the roof.
Yeah.
Why did you climb up my roof?
He goes up in the attic.
Then I take the fall for it.
Like it's not no pun intended.
I'm going to be number eight.
I feel like my fucking hereditary demon would be fucking panic disorder.
Thanks mom.
Fucking hate that shit man.
Antax fucking suck.
That's about as close to a demon as I can fucking come up with.
So there's a theory that random fucking intervals.
Just I mean I would get him a ton, but just be like, hey, so this isn't like you want your fucking heart to pan out of your chest, buddy.
I got you.
Oh, you want to feel like nothing's real for like 20 minutes.
Boom.
So there's no reason.
Clocking to work.
Fucking panic attacks.
This isn't like that's more to do with where you work.
That was no.
That was at the good one.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, dude, it's just random.
Sometimes it just fucking happen.
So this is this isn't downplaying mental illness, but I don't know.
Typically, if you bleed off with that, there's a theory that a lot of mental illnesses are actually demonic forces like coming at you.
Here we go.
Like there's a there's a there's like but if you read in like the Bible, there's a there's a demon of sadness that's why those pros that could cure my demonic mental illness.
I'm saying that not all I'm not saying that there isn't a such thing as mental illness.
I'm saying that some mental illness could be under demonic influence.
I could tell you why Prozac actually cares that because Prozac is actually built on a fluoride molecule and fluoride.
I love this shit. Tell me Dan. Fluoride blocks the pineal gland, it calcifies it and the pineal gland is considered your third eye and it's your spiritual connect.
It's the way you connect to the spiritual realm is through.
I remember you saying this shit like 30 episodes ago.
You're just running.
So maybe that was complete bullshit.
But I mean, I'll fucking believe it.
No, there is actually a theory that your penile gland, not penile pineal, pineal, but like how it calcifies when you become an adult type shit.
Right.
Like that's why children are way more susceptible to like supernatural like incidences.
So if you have like a supernatural incident, like with children, children are way more likely to like show you like or like be able to see that shit.
But because you're an adult and all that shit's already calcified, you have to like kind of do different things to like you have to open up other senses to get to that.
Right. Or you can like you can decalcify it.
Dude, I was listening to this one guy.
So that theory, there are people that believe what I said.
Right. And the whole thing about fluoride like calcifies it and blocks it.
Yeah. But Prozac is built on a fluoride molecule.
So it actually like like actually like goes further than just like the fluoride in the water.
Yeah, I was saying like on a scientific level, it's bullshit.
But but you could put the pieces together to say that you know what I mean?
But anybody you're saying if you weren't drinking water with fluoride in it, then you might you really shouldn't.
You should not like the new research coming out is like fluoride fluoride is a neurotoxin.
Bless you.
So the water we eat is neurotoxin.
Yes. Yeah.
You should never ingest fluoride ever.
I remember you saying all that shit.
You're just catching us up to speed again.
But where were we going, Tyler?
That demonic forces can cause mental illnesses.
Oh, and then you said, oh, so I was going to say about the pineal gland thing.
Yeah.
Dude, this one guy like went through this process of taking certain supplements and like exercising and avoiding fluoride and avoiding all these chemicals that like fuck with your pineal gland.
Yeah.
He said that he after like so many months of doing that, he had a mystic experience.
Yeah.
Mystical experience.
And he said it just snapped.
And all of a sudden he was walking by a golf course.
And all of a sudden these worlds appeared to him.
Just like the sky turned purple and these fucking worlds.
No, like these fucking planets just appeared and they looked like they were just over the horizon.
Right.
And he could see through into another realm.
And he said it lasted for like three minutes.
They call this a mystical experience.
Right.
And then snap, went away.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So that actually reminds me of a thing that I want to talk about.
So we always talk about how how could God be omnipresent if there is if we have free will.
Like, you know how everybody's like, how can he be all knowing if we also have free will type shit?
So the way I'm seeing it is it also includes the multiverse theory with that.
Every decision that you make opens up a new multiverse.
Like me not saying one word in this sentence can make an entirely new tangent universe that goes off of it.
So I think God as a metaphysical being can see every single timeline that ever exists.
Is there a universe where someone sends us an email?
Yes.
Check those emails while Tyler's telling us the story.
There is a universe where we just go on to become the most famous podcasters that ever lived.
Yeah.
Would that be good for us, though?
I don't know.
No.
So unlimited free time to do whatever we want.
Unlimited money.
I feel like this could.
Daniel Delaney.
This could end badly.
Fucking Tyler and Dan by fucking night moods immediately.
What is it?
What's the title of the email?
Did we sign you up for the army?
A very important message from the US government.
It's in Ukrainian or Russian maybe.
Oh.
Yeah, I got to translate that.
All right.
You translate it.
Tyler, keep telling these spooky stories.
So if God can see.
Damn, it's so damn bad.
We're all the Pringles.
So if God can see every timeline, if he's omnipresent and can see every timeline, that also means that we can still have free will.
But also, he will know every single outcome because he knows every outcome that could happen from that.
He's got the sense that he can see all this.
But he also lets us have the free will to choose what timeline we go down type shit.
Right.
So each person making a decision goes into the prime timeline.
But every timeline that happens is the prime timeline.
Because everybody thinks like, oh, one timeline is the prime timeline.
Every single choice that you make has its own repercussions and makes its own prime timeline.
Wow.
You know, that type of shit.
So you're going through and you're looking at it and just imagine you can see all all of these things.
God's plan is this is fucking you can see you can't see.
God's plan.
So God's plan is to have every single thing that can happen just happen.
Everything that can happen can already happen.
And you can't see it, but he can.
That's not really a plan.
That's rather a lack of a plan.
I'm not saying.
God damn it, Casey.
You always fucking try to poke fucking shit.
So it's not God's plan.
God can also, if he sees you going down a certain timeline or a certain path, kind of nudge you a tiny bit to get onto the timeline that he wants you on.
Oh, turn that off.
Yeah, turn that off.
That's awful.
Ali, you are high as fuck, bro.
I'm just I'm happy to be thinking the other day.
Right.
I was like when I was like nine years old, I was burning these fucking ants with a magnifying glass.
Yeah.
Right.
Just smoke in these motherfuckers.
Right.
I just heard that shit from fucking toys in his backyard.
You're like C 130 in that ship being like clear and.
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, man, how how much energy would it take to incinerate a human reverse every every decision that's been made since that point.
Right.
Like in human existence in in the universe.
Yeah.
To like reverse to go back to that, like how much energy has been expended since I was sitting there at nine years old burning the ants with a magnifying glass to right now.
A lot like like like in like how many jewels like say you could go back in time, but you needed to put into the system the same amount of power that's been expended.
That might be why that might be why time travel is so hard to do because you had to fucking rip time in a fucking hole in it pretty much.
Right.
And ripping a hole in time itself is theoretically impossible.
I truly do believe we can't go to the past.
I think you can jump to the future.
Jumping to the future makes sense.
Well, jumping to the future makes sense because all you need to do is exert a massive gravitational force on that object and time moves slower everywhere.
You move faster.
Yeah, that's that's all you have to do.
You chill on the black hole.
What's that movie called Interstellar Interstellar?
Yeah.
You chill on the outside of a black hole.
You fucking time is flying past you everywhere else.
But if you're close to a black hole, you are jumping so far.
Do you truly believe that space and time are their own forms of matter?
I don't know.
No, that's that's really a tough thing to tackle because they don't exist.
I don't believe that they exist without one another.
But if space and time are you can't have one without the are a physical thing, if space and time are a physical thing, then that means that you can rip a hole in it and go through it.
Yeah, but I don't buy that.
I don't think that that's possible.
It just doesn't.
In theory, you could rip the hole through it and travel through time and space, but there's no way that we know how to mention all travel makes more sense.
Then time travel already have dimensional travel.
No, but like going to a different time travel and one the one dimension to dimension.
We travel in three dimensions.
But if you can travel fourth dimensionally, which I think makes more sense for aliens than I think aliens are fourth dimensional traveling people because they found out a way to jump dimensions type shit like this dimension got so far advanced that humans.
However, they did it.
They got so far advanced that they could make a fourth dimensional jumping vehicle or a something that lets you jump between fourth dimensions.
We can't do it because like think about like an ant that lived on a two dimensional plane.
They wouldn't envision what a third dimension is.
Yeah, but that's the thing.
If we could figure out exactly what a fourth dimension is, even if we couldn't.
I bet Neil deGrasse Tyson can even if we couldn't picture.
He's got a fourth dimension.
If we figured out a way to travel through a fourth dimension, we wouldn't have to picture it.
We just have to go through.
I mean, the only only theory that anyone is given where that could potentially be sort of possible would be going through a black hole.
That's that's really so you think dimensional jumps are able to be done through a black hole.
Dude, to be honest, I don't know.
There's so much trippy shit about a black hole.
Like it's like holes themselves shouldn't exist.
Like there's like it doesn't make sense how it exists.
It does, though, because you have an extremely supermassive star that collapse that when it's supernovas.
Yeah, it essentially just turns like all that energy is crammed into the space of essentially a single atom, but much smaller than that.
All the mass of that entire fucking super colossal star that could fit thousands of Earths inside of it.
Fucking single it creates a singularity in that in that one fucking spot.
And it just draws everything in.
So you're also talking about that, which you're so high.
It pulls everything in.
But the thing is, you're right.
The thing that you're talking about with that, too, is that you said that you don't think that you could rip in space and time.
A black hole is a rip in space because there's so much density that literally tore space out.
Well, black holes also shit stuff out, too, which nobody remembers either.
So it's there's also just the possibility that you get thrown into that thing.
And then eventually when the black hole decays, you're fucking fine.
Well, not fine, but like your matter got ridiculously condensed and essentially fucking thrown out of a black hole.
So do you think that black holes could be used for light speed travel?
Because it like kind of like you know how in Mass Effect where they had to like go around the mass relay type thing and they gained enough speed.
If you could get a vessel that could sustain the force of a black hole in the gravity of it, but you could slingshot off a black hole's gravity, you might be able to go to speed.
So that's essentially like not like to a T.
And I can't again.
I can't fucking back this up with facts due to my current state.
I like this concept vehicle, the one that I was talking about before, where the universe moves and you stand still technically.
Yeah, that it kind of works off the same sort of thing with a black hole like this.
You're essentially creating black holes on a ridiculously small scale that essentially powers that engine.
I mean, technically, I mean, if we're talking fictional here, but a mass relay, we would need to be able to control a black hole,
which is something that we do not know how to do.
But like, that's the thing.
Like, that's what I was talking about, like the fictional fucking things like a mass relay is technically a condensed black hole that they use to slingshot off of.
They can use the gravity from it to shoot you off to somewhere.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I guess you could technically.
I mean, I'm sure you could harness the gravity of a black.
Yes, and somehow we're able to be able to move it, direct it and then control the amount of time that's exerted on, I suppose.
It seems I feel like that amount of gravity towards any sort of ship, though, even if exposed in a controlled dose, would absolutely destroy it, though.
Well, we were trying to make a black hole on Earth.
I'm talking about like a Titan sub situation there, but we're like a positron collider, the fucking the thing that like that we the CERN, the CERN industry, like they had like the fucking like the giant thing that like goes faster than like we can even fucking comprehend to make dark matter and shit.
They were trying to make a black hole with that on Earth.
Well, so that's the that's the funny thing is that the way that they justified that to the public when that news kind of broke when they got like a whistleblower is like, no, no, we're not trying to make a black hole.
We're trying to make a wormhole.
It's totally different guys.
It is totally different.
Yeah, it is totally different.
But they were trying to make black holes.
Yeah, because they know people know enough about black holes.
I'd be like, wow, like you're telling me that these black holes that are that size can suck light in.
Well, even if you made one that was really fucking tiny on Earth, I bet it probably wouldn't be good.
Like that's going to set off alarm bells.
But you're like, oh, a wormhole.
Oh, we might be able to time travel through it.
Oh, that sounds cool.
Yeah, let's get those fucked up.
Yeah, let's let the fucking scientists keep doing what they're doing.
It's a wormhole.
Guys, it's not black hole.
No, they're making black holes.
That's what they're trying to do.
You've been on your phone for a while.
What you looking up there?
Oh, I'm fighting with liberals on Facebook.
I thought you were actually looking something up.
No.
Comes back all fucking red faced and angry.
Sorry.
Yeah, I was getting angry.
I can tell.
That was good.
When you poked your head up, you're like, this is just an immediate.
We had to get you out of there.
Yeah, no, it was good that you snapped.
You stabbed me out of that because that was bad.
God damn, that's bright.
I think we need it.
It's like a beacon of hope.
I got something wrong last episode.
I checked the scoreboard and Tyler actually only had nine wins total.
Oh, he is not only nine.
You didn't get your 10th win.
Yeah, Tyler, I guess I'm getting it today.
I guess you are.
Probably.
Fucking go.
I'm going to try.
I'm going to play my heart out tonight.
I really am.
All right.
Smell it.
So let's get a scorpion pepper.
All right.
Let me take my glasses off.
I got to focus on.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
I'm ready to go.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
My name is Alex Trebek.
I'm here with your only nine time returning champion.
Fuck off.
We got your three time returning champion.
Dan, the vitamin man.
I'm feeling good about tonight.
That's all I'm going to say.
Yeah, because I go all in every time.
It's going to pay off eventually.
I need to win every game.
I just want to win one.
And still has yet to win.
Zero and 14.
Looking to come away with his first win.
Ali back.
Again, I'd like to blame the reason for my zero wins on Casey, who gives me an incredibly
strong marijuana and drastically impedes my intelligence during this game.
Can we donate?
Are we allowed to donate points?
No, no, no.
I want it legit when it comes.
We go.
We know the rules here.
It's fucking every time you go fully down on daily double, regardless of situation,
could be winning by 10 K.
I'm still going to do it.
And then wager.
You always go all in.
I'm rooting for you.
I do it every time.
I'm rooting for you.
You haven't won yet.
I never said it was a good strategy, but I picked those rules and I'm sticking to them.
All right.
You got the categories today.
World capital.
Fuck.
Name game.
Two people have the same name and you're going to have to guess who it is based on the clues.
Are you going to give us the first person's name?
No.
Best picture winners.
Rap lyrics.
Wait, best picture winners.
Yeah.
I think it's the Grammy or the picture.
You said picture picture.
It's like, where are you talking?
Cy Young.
Are you talking here?
Rap lyrics, deep sea and impotent potable.
Impotent.
Now about.
Hey, if I guess what are the answers right now, what is Viagra?
No, it's about soda.
All right.
Impotent for one, this soda brand was invented in the late.
What is Coca-Cola?
Like, I wanted to say it because I want to seem like such a gimme, but I wanted to hear,
like, another word or two.
Nineteenth century by John Stith Pemberton.
Yeah, I knew that.
Yeah, that's dance points.
Dance.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm going to go for potables.
400.
Oh, shit.
You got to go all in.
It's been one question.
No, I'm not going to go.
I 100.
I'll wait around.
Oh, that's too minuscule.
Now.
Yeah.
All right.
Not the code is Dr.
Pepper.
No.
The Coca-Cola company also produced this lemon lime flavored drink.
Right.
Oh, wait.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
Really?
Serum is Pepsi.
You want a whole $100 from that.
Nice.
Dance.
Play it safe.
Give me some of the categories again.
World capitals, name games, best picture winners, rap lyrics, deep sea.
Let's do.
Let's do impotent potables again.
600.
The soft drink.
Jarito.
Haritos is produced in Mexico.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, boy.
Bro, I have a Hispanic girlfriend.
I got to get that one.
He's a Jaritos.
I'm like, he's going to Mexico route.
I know he is.
Fuck it.
Keep it going with that category.
Why not?
This brand of soda has the highest sugar content at 65 grams per bottle.
Dr. Pepper.
Oh, no.
I just.
Mountain Dew.
Oh, yeah.
So it's not root beer.
That's the aspect.
Let's how many more we got left in this category.
Yeah, let's do it.
For 1000 soda is carbonated with this gas.
Carbon dioxide.
I think we both said it.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say a word.
I said it.
You two both started talking.
I said first.
Let's split it.
Split the point.
500.
Actually, I think you know what?
No, I think Tyler got it.
Actually, you're going to give it to Tyler.
Well, I didn't.
I have zero point.
I heard dioxide.
Yeah, I said I didn't hear the first part.
I said carbon dioxide.
This is why he was all right.
Tyler's.
That's right.
What's the what the categories?
You're just going to world capital name game.
Best picture winners rap lyrics deep sea.
Best picture for 200.
The first non English best picture winner in 2019.
Oh, yeah.
What is what?
You even say the year.
You even know what that any I don't know.
I feel like that year.
How the fuck did you even know what he was asking?
It's got to be given questions early.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's asking.
What is he's a mole.
We'll do we'll do.
What's the what's the picture one?
Best picture.
Yeah.
This 2015 film follows the investigation of sex abuse by Catholic priests.
What is the contrary?
No, no, no.
Hold on a sec.
It's on Netflix, right?
I think so.
It's like my brother's keeper.
No.
What is my brother's keeper?
What is the lost girl?
The lost girl?
No, that was spotlight.
What is Joel?
I have no idea.
I'll do pictures.
600.
This 2009 best picture winner features a US bomb defusal squad in a locker.
Fuck.
I knew that motherfucker.
Oh, my God.
Why didn't I say it?
Say that energy.
Tyler.
Save it.
I'm trying.
You're going to need it.
This 2005 film was directed by Martin Scorsese and stars Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh, oh, oh, why don't.
What's the name?
What the fuck is I know the movie.
What is the highway?
Where the no, that's 2019.
Who are the actors?
Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon.
Let us catch me if you can.
You fucking got it.
That was 2001.
That was the departed.
Oh, how many we got left some pictures?
One.
I am so mad.
All right.
Why double?
You got 1800.
What's the score for everyone else?
Yeah, it's got 1100.
I've got 600.
I'll do 200.
All right.
Liam Neeson's plays a Nazi in this 1993 film.
Oh, that's a tough one.
Schindler's List.
Oh, my God.
Damn it.
I can't think of the name of it, dude.
It is.
That was good.
For a minute I was like, I have no idea.
And then it occurred to me like the same time you said it.
Yeah, but it was also just my question.
I know.
I didn't say anything.
Yeah.
You got Orf.
World Cup.
Name game.
Rap lyrics.
Name game.
All right.
Name game.
Wait, can you re-describe this category again?
So there's two people that share the same name.
He's going to tell you what they did.
And you like tell you what they did or something?
Yeah.
OK, gotcha.
The name of a pop singer and also the pictorial representation of Mary, like Jesus' mother.
Is this a Daily Double?
No.
What is Taylor Swift?
What?
I don't fucking know.
What is the Holy Mother?
What?
Oh, fuck.
What is Ariana Grande?
Who is Kate Upton?
Oh, I fucking know this.
Who is Alexis Texas?
That would be Madonna.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, I knew that.
We all can't remember.
I know.
Hey, I knew that.
We all could have got that.
Next.
We'll do it again.
The wife of William Shakespeare and an actress who appeared in Interstellar.
Who is Sandra Bullock?
Oh, fuck.
I'm just throwing things out.
Hopefully something catches.
Fuck!
Bro, why is this not?
Why am I not thinking of the fucking name?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Interstellar.
Oh, my God.
Don't even tell me.
I'm going to be devastated.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I forgot she was even in there.
Oh, my God.
Bro, you've said Sandra Bullock and I just couldn't get the gravity face out of my head.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
I picture her fucking face.
What's her name?
God, I'm sorry.
She's kind of hot.
I watched it like a fucking week ago, man.
How do I?
We'll keep going with that.
Name game.
A Charles Dickens character as well as a well-known magician.
What is Harry Houdini?
What is Chris Angel?
What is David Copperfield?
Fuck you!
God!
Fuck!
I fucking mother fucker!
Holy shit!
Holy fuck!
He said David, I said Copperfield.
I was like, God damn!
That's Dan's pick.
Fuck!
I knew it!
Let's do rap lyrics.
Rap lyrics, 200.
What song is this from?
Fucking on your bitch, she a thought thought, cooking up dope in the crock pot.
Oh, fuck.
That's Fetty Waps.
1738?
Is that Off-Boy?
I can't think of the song.
I know it though.
Bad and bougie.
Oh, fuck!
Yeah.
Damn it.
Rap lyrics.
400.
Just because I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me.
What is...
Fuck the police.
I was going to say NWA's actual title and I was going to be like, I can't say that.
I'm like, I was going to be like, oh, it's a song, not the person singing it.
Dan's pick.
Rap lyrics.
600.
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre is dead.
What is my name is?
Oh man.
What?
Who's locked in my basement?
Or is the real Slim Shady?
Yeah!
Oh, fuck!
Yeah!
Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre is dead.
Who's locked in my basement?
Alright, let's keep it going with that category.
Nothing you idiots.
For 800.
Cruising down the street in my 64, jacking the freaks, clocking the dough.
Oh, god.
Oh my god!
I know CZE, what the fuck was the song?
Gin and juice?
No, that's fucking baking outside.
No, gin and juices.
Fuck, what is it?
Oh my god.
That's Boys in the Hood.
I wouldn't have gotten there.
I can hear the song, I can't remember the name.
Cruising down the street in my 64.
Keep it going.
For a thousand.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of hell.
Oh, what is Space is Paradise?
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Tyler.
Damn.
What categories we got?
I fucking walked into a trap on that one.
You got World Capital's name game, Deep Sea.
I did a name game.
800.
A Beach Boys singer and LA Dodgers pitcher.
It was Clayton Kershaw.
Oh, fuck.
A current Dodgers pitcher?
Yeah.
I think.
Fun, fun, fun, since my daddy took the T-Bird away.
I have a funny thing to tell you about a whee.
Whee.
That'd be Brian Wilson.
Tyler's back.
Fuck me.
What we got next?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Name game, World Capital.
Dude, Brian Wilson retired.
We'll do name game.
We'll do fucking 10 years ago.
Is that the last one?
Name game?
Yeah.
A legendary Spanish libertine and also of a podcast guest.
What is Bowboy?
It's Train Man.
Is it on our podcast or Joe Rogan?
It was Philip Saunders.
It just says a podcast guest.
What was the first part?
A legendary Spanish libertine.
Spanish?
Who is Spanish?
Those on this.
We don't have any Spanish friends.
No.
The name of a legendary Spanish libertine.
Christopher Columbus.
What is Don Juan?
I love your teams like someone who's like.
I don't even know my own question.
Somebody who's like sexually adventurous.
I was thinking of actual guests.
Yeah, I was thinking like actual humans.
Tyler's back.
What do we got?
Deep Sea and World Capital.
I'll do World Caps.
For 200.
Santiago is in one country.
What is Chile?
Whoa.
Yeah.
Damn.
I never would have guessed that.
Keep it going.
Panama City.
What is it?
Panama?
World Capital?
That's how I lose my run.
I get one question.
I lose the rest of the question.
Tyler's back.
I was ready for an actual question.
We'll keep it going.
Kabul.
What is Afghanistan?
Afghanistan.
God damn it.
World Capital is Deep Sea.
That's the only two?
Yeah.
Deep Sea?
Yeah.
Okay, no.
World Capital is.
800.
Taipei.
What is Hong Kong?
Taiwan.
Fuck.
Why does it say it was China?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I fucking don't know.
Dan's pick.
Can we stop the clapping?
Capital.
I'm trying to focus.
I'm not trying to get overstimulated here.
Capital is 4,000.
No.
Capital is 4,000.
New Delhi.
What is India?
Damn.
That was the exact same time.
But I said what is.
I said what is.
He said what is.
Yeah.
And you guys tried to fuck me with the what is.
I didn't say a word that time.
So I get that.
Yeah.
Because you need to play by the same rules as us.
He gets it.
Tyler.
He's right.
Deep Sea.
We're 200.
What is Indiana, Trump?
Tyler, you got 4,400.
What is the score for everybody else?
That's probably gonna be the answer.
Dan has 3,500.
If the answer is Indiana, Trump has 4,000.
I'm gonna go with Mariana's Trench.
I'm walking out the door and driving home.
I'll do 500.
500.
The name of a nautical themed rapper with red hair.
Nautical themed rapper with red hair?
Oh my God, I know it.
I can't say it though.
Nautical themed rapper with red hair?
Ice Fice?
I don't fucking know.
That would be Lil Yachty.
Oh fuck.
Oh, that's so gay.
I couldn't say it.
My gut instinct would be like, no, no, don't do it.
Tyler's pick for 400.
Year the RMS Titanic went down.
Was it 1929?
That was me.
All day, 1912.
1912.
Yup, that was me all fucking days.
Keep it going.
Going for 600.
The percent of Earth that is covered in water.
It was 80.
What is 85?
75.
What is 75?
What is 70?
What is 65?
What is 76?
77?
What is 80?
81?
No, stop.
Cut it.
We're cutting it.
71.
I went the wrong way.
You are like that two second grace period if you got it.
The deepest part of the ocean.
Actually, can I do it?
Can I do it better?
What is Challenger deep in the Marianas Trench?
No, no, no.
I think Dan said that first.
I think Dan had it.
We all knew it.
But technically the deepest part of the ocean is Challenger deep in the Marianas Trench.
All right.
No, no, no.
He's not getting it.
I'm just saying that's enough.
Finally for a thousand.
The ocean is filled with this kind of dissolved salt.
What is sodium?
Sodium chloride.
What is sodium chloride?
Yes.
Bro, that was.
Just pick.
So close.
Go to final Jeopardy.
It's not over yet.
Dan's got the lead 5300.
Tyler's got 3900.
Alanback's got 1800.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'm going to bet it all.
I can promise you that.
Your final Jeopardy question is about sports.
Oh, God.
It's all in.
I'm all in.
I don't need a taxi.
Yeah.
What's the question?
I don't know.
Does Dan have a wager?
All right.
Hold on a sec.
Man.
Fuck.
I like that you're just not even going to.
Okay.
He already said bet it all.
We all know what it is.
I got to think about this real quick.
Give me one second.
Dan, you got the lead with 5,300.
So Tyler could come away with the win.
Technically, Ali-Man could come away with the win.
I'm hanging on the edge of my seat.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck, Ali-Man?
Disregard my text.
I'm going all in.
I'm just kidding.
Question is that Aaron Judge wore this number as a rookie on the New York Yankees.
What is 97?
You got to text me.
Oh, fuck.
I fucking hate myself so much.
Text me your answers.
Well, do what that information what you will.
I'll be back.
Tyler, what's it going to be, Tyler?
He's looking it up.
He's looking it up right now.
He's cheating.
How am I cheating?
By looking it up.
I was texting my wife.
Yeah, sure you were.
Let's see your last used apps.
You're on Google, bro.
That was fucking Google.
He's Googling the fucking answer.
I was on fucking.
No, you weren't.
That was not the screen.
Don't you fucking gaslight me.
That was Google.
You know what my answer is?
94 because you fucking said it.
That's what I'm going to use.
I didn't say 94.
He said 97.
I didn't say 94.
I said 94.
Okay, I lost.
There you go.
Was that answer the fucking correct one?
Because I said 94.
Guess what?
Okay, you can say I got it wrong.
Guess what, Ali Mac?
I lost.
You're literally doubling.
I bet it all, by the way.
So guess what?
I lost.
Tyler bet it all.
He said 94.
That's incorrect.
Yeah, and guess what?
That's incorrect.
So, huh, that's real fucking interesting, Ali Mac.
Because I actually fucking looked it up.
I'm just saying, bro, your phone was on Google.
If I fucking looked it up, I would have got the right fucking answer, Ali Mac, instead
of taking 94.
Okay?
Ali Mac, he said 97.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't even think that's right.
That's incorrect.
You bet half of it.
So he bet 900.
So you got 900 left.
Dan, you said 97.
That's incorrect.
But Dan bet 2500.
And Dan, you bet 900.
So you got 900 left.
Dan, you said 97.
That's incorrect.
But Dan bet 2500.
And so Dan comes away.
Wasn't it always 99?
Dan comes away with...
It's always been 99.
It's always been 99?
30?
I tripped myself up because he wore 97 in the miners.
Dan comes away with 2800.
Wait, it was always 99?
Dan wins!
Wait, I wasn't...
I was...
What?
It was 99 the whole time and you fucked me up with that?
Oh, I never said 94.
You chose 90.
I never said that.
Dan wins.
I thought...
I thought you were gonna say it was 99.
You're not gonna say it was 99.
I thought...
I would have said 99 too.
You know...
I look back, it was Aaron Judge.
I know!
And I wanted to say what is...
Dude, I'm furious with myself right now.
I mean, wait, how much did he win with?
2800.
Oh, so I would have won.
Yeah, you got 900.
I just wanna win this as hard as I could.
I know it was 99.
Dude, he wore 97 when he played on the Wilkes-Barre fucking Rail Riders.
When he got promoted to the MLB, he took 99.
And I realized that after I texted you, but after the argument had ensued, and I didn't
correct myself.
Dan, got your fourth win.
I like it.
You left your heart out.
Now I know what Tyler feels like every week.
This is great.
You left your heart out of the paint today.
Every week.
Listen, there's gotta be some kind of...
Tyler, all I'm saying is I'm not accusing you of cheating, but you were on Google.
I wasn't cheating.
If I was cheating, I would have got the right answer.
All of you were cheating.
I was cheating.
All I'm saying is that you showed up at texting that you were saying that you were texting
Casey.
That was not the fucking screen you were on.
It was a Google search.
I saw this.
I need a referee of this.
I can't do it alone.
Why would you deny that?
Mike the Train Man needs to come in and stand behind Tyler.
Stop!
Fucking whistle.
We need an official here.
I have a 10-yard penalty.
That's a 10-yard penalty?
I'm not gonna lie, Tyler.
You're a savant, but there's times I think you're pushing it.
You're going fucking...
You're going fucking Lance Armstrong on us.
You're already setting records, but you're just pushing it.
You're barely bonding us, bro.
Jesus Christ, you're already winning.
You don't have to fucking Google.
We're good.
I don't fucking take points.
How much of that B1 do you have left?
I don't.
All right, Dan.
Dan, it's time for us to do the fucking smelling salts.
Where the fuck are they?
Bring them out.
I think...
Oh, wait, no.
It's me and Tyler.
It's not you.
I forgot you won.
I'm sorry.
I'm so used to huddling together and being sad because we lost.
Oh, fuck.
Tyler, hit that smelling salt.
It's still in my nose.
That was the third time I was in it and ruined it on the last time and I blew it.
All right, I'm gonna go for the pepper sauce.
I'm gonna go for the pepper sauce.
Hell yeah.
I'm gonna regret it.
Just take a little dab.
A little dab on the...
That's not actually good.
I would eat that.
Yeah, I'm gonna make some chicken wings out of it.
Oh, fuck yeah.
It's much more mild than eating the actual pepper, I will say for sure.
Holy shit.
Wow.
I mean...
I just got some on my finger and put it on my tongue.
You've never eaten it.
It burned for like...
Oh, that's a lot.
I know.
That's a fucking lot.
I know.
I know it is.
Jesus.
We're gonna do it.
I'm probably gonna regret it after.
If I was cheating, I would have fucking known the answer.
Eat a whole reaper.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
That sounds like...
I feel like we just don't know how bad it actually is for you yet.
There we go.
All right, three, two, one.
It's not actually bad for you at all.
Oh, fuck.
It's just capsaicin.
There has to be something bad about it.
It's like tricking your brain into thinking that your tissue is being damaged, but it's
actually not.
But I mean, but what is it...
You feel like your tissue's being burned.
But what does it do when...
What does your body do when it actually is being burned?
Well, it just activates those receptors in your brain that make your brain think that
there's actual pain going on.
But I mean, I bet that that...
You're fighting demons over here right now.
I bet that sets some other processes in the body and emotion.
Inflammatory pathways.
Yeah, like pissing yourself.
Yeah.
It starts throwing water at it.
That's why you start drooling.
Yeah, you start...
Your tear ducts start going.
I guess technically you could get airways falling and that could be dangerous.
Oh my God.
Dude, I've whited out one time from hot sauce.
Are you going to do hot sauce or smelling sauce?
I already did it.
What, the hot sauce?
No.
He did the smelling salts.
Like, didn't you hear me fucking coughing up a storm right here?
Give me...
I'm going to do both.
Yeah, I was...
I'm lightheaded as fuck right now and I've been controlling my breathing too.
That's the weird thing I get with spices.
I get super lightheaded.
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Well, that's going to wake you up.
Well, I mean, I have.
I've got to say it.
I've whited out.
My buddy mixed a whole thing of hot sauce in with a cup of beer and I just downed it.
Why?
Bro, bro, I have never been...
I've never been so scared I was dying in my life.
I completely whited out because I started hiccuping and then I couldn't breathe.
I just...
Or it was hyperventilating.
Then I just fell on the ground and whited out.
That sauce ain't shit.
I knew it was 99 too.
I just thought that he had a different one because I don't fucking follow baseball.
Well he was 97 in the minors.
I can guarantee that.
I only went with half because I was like, there's like a 0% chance I'm nervous.
If I did my answer of 99, I would have won again.
Well, I never told you to...
I mean, I never said 94.
To add to your loss, I'm going to have to throw an unsportsmanlike conduct flag for
both of you guys for fighting.
No, that's not how that works.
Deduct points from Tyler for next game.
You guys have...
But not me.
I like that.
You can't do that.
Yeah.
No, I like that actually.
I'm in full support of this penalty.
Tyler needs a handy...
Wait, who gets a handicap would mean that...
A handicap means that he's retarded.
So if somebody got the handicap, would it be the person that's better?
I think that could be the ultimate handicapped.
A handicap is when you award someone points in the beginning.
All right, fine.
Fuck you guys.
You each get 200 start next week.
No, no.
That's fucking stupid.
No, I don't want that.
But we're not doing that.
Oh, God.
This fucking pepper.
We're not here next week, everybody.
All right.
It's Thanksgiving.
We can do a Thanksgiving episode.
Are you fucking with me?
I mean, I won't be in the state, but...
I won't be here.
I'll be working.
So I picked up a shit so I could get that bonus time.
Damn, my ear itches so bad.
It's because of that.
Get in there.
And you just...
Bro, every ounce of me wants to take the little fucking stylus out of my phone and just...
Oh, yes.
Let's celebrate the day that we came over and ravaged all the pilgrims and took all
their land.
Ravaged all the pilgrims and...
What?
Man, I like mashed potatoes.
What did you say?
The Native Americans.
Look, man.
Dude, it's fucked up what we did to them.
I ain't thinking of Indians.
I'm thinking about my mashed potatoes.
We didn't actually kill the ones, the Thanksgiving pilgrims.
I mean, the Native Americans.
You keep saying that.
I mean, I don't know.
I was listening to this thing, this guy that Joe Rogan was interviewing, and he said that
the state of California back in the day...
Like, we think the Nazis are bad.
The state of California put out a bounty for dead Indians.
Oh, like Teddy Roosevelt killed all those fucking Indians?
Teddy Roosevelt.
Fucking trail of tears.
The Native Americans, not fucking...
Who was it?
Tyler would fucking know.
Trail of tears, bro.
Oh, it's the guy in the 20.
Who's on the 20?
Andrew Jackson.
Yeah, he killed a lot of them.
He's the one that did the trail of tears.
But there was like, if you brought back some proof that you killed an Indian, there was
a bounty for that that the state of California would give you.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Isn't that fucking...
Now they're the most woke...
They were like a reward for killing Indians?
Yeah.
Because they were just fucking... in the fucking way.
They were a nuisance, yeah.
Fucking crazy.
This guy said that the population went down from 168,000 or 200,000 down to 16,000.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's how many they killed.
That's fucking wild.
But I couldn't find...
So many bloodlines just dead.
I couldn't find any proof of that online.
I couldn't find any records.
I couldn't find any transactions for a bounty for Indians.
And some people were saying that it's bullshit.
You know?
Because I'm like, that sounds...
The fucking government probably still is hiding it.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, because who would want that out?
But anyway.
Anyway.
All right, you guys got anything else today?
Or are we ending it here?
I think that's a good...
Where did Tyler go?
I think that's a good spot to wrap it up.
I don't know.
He's just sad he lost.
Where is he?
Is he down here?
No, he's in the bathroom or something.
He loses once every three months.
What the fuck?
He probably went home.
Is this actually what's going on here?
Maybe it's been a while since I've been on an episode where this has happened, actually.
What?
Where Tyler just leaves?
He just bolts up.
No, he just jackets it.
You can't tell Tyler the secret technique.
If you go back and listen to this episode, I was doing breath work and I was doing breathing
exercises in between questions.
Actually I was watching something on breathing exercises just before I got here.
Supposedly it's supposed to be really good for you.
If you go back and listen, you'll hear me going...
Is that like yoga?
What?
So that's like when he asks the question, you're just ready to go?
You don't have to draw a breath in to fucking...
It reduces anxiety.
You're doing Lamass over there?
It's anxiolytic.
Don't tell Tyler.
He can't know.
It's a secret technique.
You're wall is so fucking cold.
Next episode we're both going to be...
Then put on the hot water.
That's why I was going like that.
I can smell alcohol from upstairs when I come down.
What?
Tyler, I like that.
I mean...
You smell like beer.
I don't see how that's possible.
I smell it too.
Who is it?
You smell like beer.
Oh, well there's those.
No, but it's like off of a person type shit.
Buddy, I had two drinks.
I'm not going to be fucking smelling like Danny Boy over here.
Oh, man.
I'm just warning you.
Listen, have a happy fucking Thanksgiving.
Are we ending it?
I mean...
Oh, you bolted.
I was peeing, but I'm going to end it.
All right, have a happy fucking Thanksgiving, motherfucker.
Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
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Send a fucking email, please.
Send us a fucking email.
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73.
On totalpodcast73 at gmail.com.
The last fucking time I ever say 97 as an answer.
I want 97 to be an answer next time.
Happy Thanksgiving, folks.
As always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other.
We out.
Fuck off.
There we go.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
Yeah, well, I see some little dubby stack, right?
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
As you see.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
Oh my god.
Anthropoclesautron.
Did they come from our planet?
They are super soldiers.
And they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
Where do we go?
I do not acknowledge the alien planet.
It's on a fucking planet now.
What?
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRR GAAAAAAAAAAT
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government!
He got killed by the CIA!
JFK was killed by the government!
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
Beep nothing they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make
Them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them
They know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be a
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood got no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
Oh
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually working the fucking Nazis during the whole
He said that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved
George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay
He's the actual fucking leader for all this
Oh
Oh, Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there!
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros! It's Bill Gates!
It's fucking Elon Musk! It's everyone out there!
Everybody says...
Uh, everybody...
You're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for all of us.
The actual government is trying...
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all his fucking latinies,
are actually the ones that are turning fucking the whole world.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
He fucking lost...