1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:53,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast! It's episode 53 and we're back with special guest Mike the Train Man. 6 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,800 Again. 7 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,800 He's actually going to talk about trains this time and not boats. 8 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,800 He's the Train Man and Boat Boy. 9 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,800 I'm back here with Ali Mack and Tyler as well. 10 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,800 We're missing Dan because I gave him Corona. 11 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,800 Wait, if I'm sitting in Dan's seat, hang on, I gotta talk about planes for like an hour. 12 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Dan has COVID. 13 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,800 Yes. 14 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,800 Alright, let me do my best Dan impression. 15 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Yeah, Boeing sucks man. You make a thousand bridges. 16 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,800 You should have got that Pfizer vaccine, Dan. If you're listening, you should have got it. 17 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:26,800 I was gonna say, you don't got a supplement for this, Dan? It's been one a week, I had one rough day. What's going on over there? 18 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,800 You could be here right now. 19 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,800 Dan, if you're listening, your headphones are very comfortable, by the way. 20 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Oh yeah, I got the teddy bear. Teddy bear headphones. 21 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,800 You got the fucking schizophrenic fucking heads. 22 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:41,800 They're not exactly studio quality. They're not exactly studio quality, but damn are they comfy. 23 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,800 They actually are really comfortable. 24 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,800 I bought the fucking Steinhausers for this shit and it's fucking great. 25 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,800 As I said before we started recording, I am not putting money into this. 26 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:59,800 So Train Man, who are you supporting in the Israel versus Palestine debate war here? 27 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,800 Right off the fucking on the spot. 28 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,800 Is no one a valid answer? Yes. 29 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,800 Okay, no one because I don't think either side is technically correct. 30 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:15,800 I'm in the Catholic side. Whenever they both weaken each other, we're gonna take them both over. 31 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,800 Oh, Tyler, I miss you. 32 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,800 Israel bombed a refugee camp this week. 33 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,800 Guess what? Who cares? 34 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,800 Killed about 250 civilians. 35 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,800 But isn't that kind of fucked up that that happens though? 36 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,800 It's like, oh shit, they fucking took the strip again. Better bomb our own fucking. 37 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 This shit always happens. 38 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:36,800 I know, but it's like they just they literally do not care about the civilian casualties. 39 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,800 But we're seeing it on video. 40 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,800 Israel like we can watch live videos of war happening. 41 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,800 I keep thinking. 42 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,800 What are we fucking doing over there? 43 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,800 Spider-Man meme of like Spider-Man pointing at himself. 44 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,800 It's like Israel looks at Palestine. You killed a bunch of civilians. 45 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,800 So did you? 46 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Yeah, yeah. 47 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,800 We need to get the fuck out of there. 48 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,800 What? Why are we? 49 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,800 Israel doesn't eat pigs. Palestine doesn't eat pigs. 50 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Why do we just not eat pigs together? 51 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,800 Hmm. 52 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,800 Tim Minchin has told us this. 53 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,800 But we're supporting Israel now. 54 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,800 I know. We always have. We've always had Israel's back. 55 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,800 It's like that's why. 56 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,800 Then it's like we're gonna stand by them. 57 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,800 It's like, all right, well, they're fucking killing a lot of civilians. 58 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,800 I said it before in the chat. 59 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,800 I just people need to pay attention to history in the 60s. 60 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:25,800 I think it was Egypt, Syria, Jordan and a couple other countries all ganged up on Israel. 61 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Oh, yeah. 62 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:32,800 And they absolutely got their shit stomped within six days to the point it became called the Six Day War. 63 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,800 That's what it's referred to. 64 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,800 Like they absolutely got their shit rocked. 65 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,800 Israel dead? 66 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,800 No, the other countries, the coalition of six other countries got their shit, got their ass handed to them. 67 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,800 Go figure because they're fucking the country that's backed by America fucking kicks ass. 68 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 Oh, boy. 69 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Well, the irony was we weren't really backing them that much back then. 70 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,800 It's like their Air Force did the majority of the heavy lifting, but the majority of their planes. 71 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,800 This is for Dan, since he's not here. 72 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,800 The majority of their planes were like French built, like Dassault Mirages and shit. 73 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Oh, yeah. 74 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,800 Yeah. 75 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,800 But so some like Gen two fighters. 76 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,800 But yeah, they got their shit rocked. 77 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,800 Well, you also it's also hard to invade. 78 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Like, I mean, look at what look at Russia and Ukraine right there constantly. 79 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:16,800 It's harder to when you're you have the home field advantage. 80 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,800 Yes, which is a massive is a massive advantage. 81 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,800 And because you have years to build up your defenses. 82 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,800 But you just know that you know where you're at. 83 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,800 Israel knew it was coming. 84 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,800 They're just their intelligence network for this. 85 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,800 The Six Day War was a lot better. 86 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,800 Interesting tidbit. 87 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:36,800 Actually, there was Operation Opera was the basis for Maverick. 88 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,800 Actually, that mission was a real mission. 89 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,800 It was actually flown by Israeli pilots during that conflict. 90 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Oh, shit. 91 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Yeah. 92 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 You mean that fucking? 93 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Yeah, that actually that fuck the fucking reduction quality. 94 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,800 Someone's jamming. 95 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800 We're good. 96 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,800 We're good. 97 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 Yeah, I didn't sound good. 98 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,800 We're being we got an echo. 99 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 All right. 100 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,800 Welcome back, motherfuckers. 101 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,800 We had another technical difficulties because we're the worst show on fucking Spotify. 102 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,800 Anyways, welcome back to Untitled Podcasts, Episode 53. 103 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:10,800 I'm here with Train Man as a fucking wonderful, wonderful guest, returning guest, Train Man, 104 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,800 Boat Boy, Plane Man, Autism Supreme, Opera Man. 105 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,800 Have we already done the introductions or just resuming? 106 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,800 Yeah. 107 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,800 We're like five minutes in. 108 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,800 We're going to be so fucking confused in case he doesn't put the first 15 minutes audio in. 109 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,800 It just starts right off the rip with Tyler yelling. 110 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,800 Did I press the skip button? 111 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,800 No, no, no. 112 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Is this another episode? 113 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,800 So I got a real fun thing that happened. 114 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,800 Episode 69 Spectacular. 115 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,800 Oh, we have to do an Episode 69 Spectacular. 116 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,800 So a big orgy. 117 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,800 We're going to go to Vegas. 118 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,800 I'm going to head out. 119 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,800 No, we're going to. 120 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:51,800 Last weekend, I went to go see the Five Nights at Freddy's movie because I wanted to go for the meme. 121 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,800 I did not realize I was going open at night. 122 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,800 So, oh, you got the fuck. 123 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,800 I got it. 124 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,800 You're going to get the autistic, like middle school crowd. 125 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,800 It was worse. 126 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Make me look normal. 127 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,800 It was worse than that. 128 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:11,800 So me and my girlfriend go in there and we're like, there's a lot more weirdos in the mall today than we were then normally. 129 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,800 And then I realized that they're all congregating at the same spot that I was going. 130 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,800 And I'm like, oh, no. 131 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,800 Danger will rise. 132 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,800 I fucked up. 133 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 I fucked up. 134 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,800 I was just like, wait a second. 135 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:28,800 There's a lot of like, we're going to call them special ed individuals. 136 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,800 My people that were there. 137 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,800 But they were wearing like cosplays, but very shitty. 138 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 Oh, my God. 139 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,800 I know it's fucking cringing. 140 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,800 I just picturing this. 141 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,800 It gets so much worse. 142 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:52,800 So there are people wearing like felt top hats and like Nightmare on Elm Street onesies and like fucking Sheikah masks from Five Nights at Freddy's. 143 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,800 And like they were all in the fucking line for popcorn. 144 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,800 You hear goods going, but not the buddies. 145 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,800 I like that. 146 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 Not joking. 147 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 Literal retards. 148 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,800 Like this is like this is like a fucking like a RC van out front. 149 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,800 Not joking. 150 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Not joking. 151 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Literally like I'm not making fun of them. 152 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,800 I'm not making fun of them. 153 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,800 I should not. 154 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,800 I should not. 155 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,800 There was at least 60 retards, literal retards there. 156 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,800 Oh, God. 157 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,800 It was. 158 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,800 And then the rest of them, the rest of them. 159 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:33,800 If you were not, if you were not literally, if you literally did not have Down syndrome, you are majorly autistic. 160 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,800 And I felt like I was the most sane person there. 161 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:42,800 And if I'm the most sane person, I'm going to be the one that makes me not be able to get another job. 162 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Jesus Christ. 163 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,800 I was trying to get a civil service job. 164 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,800 We're going to have to. 165 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:48,800 So it's really in here. 166 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,800 Severely intellectual. 167 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,800 No, sorry. 168 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,800 Profoundly intellectually disabled people. 169 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,800 So they were profoundly intellectually disabled. 170 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,800 So I finally get into the theater and I said from one to 10. 171 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,800 How profound was it? 172 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,800 Like 11. 173 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Now I'm contributing. 174 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:12,800 Like when I tell you, when I tell you like this is like, like, like need to be in the homes level of profound. 175 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:21,800 Like they were they are like kids that need to be in the homes and grown men that also need to be in like assisted living homes for the profoundly retarded. 176 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:28,800 So I was sitting there with my girlfriend and then like there was a drag there to it. 177 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Oh my God. 178 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,800 So I don't know. 179 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,800 So there was there was the there's there's she OK with going to this. 180 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,800 So there was the profoundly retarded. 181 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,800 There is the profoundly autistic. 182 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:44,800 There was like like 16 kids that were like 15 years old that were just there for the meme. 183 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,800 And then there was the handlers that were with the profoundly retarded. 184 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,800 So we were sitting there and like. 185 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,800 They're not handlers. 186 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 They're not fucking from a zoo. 187 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,800 I didn't even pick up on that. 188 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 I just blindly accepted. 189 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,800 They're not from a zoo. 190 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,800 So I'm sitting there. 191 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,800 What the term you're looking for is staff members or. 192 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:07,800 So I'm sitting there and then like like I sit you not like I was sitting. 193 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:18,800 I was sitting in like you know the place like right underneath like the wheelchair like place like you know like the seats that are like there's like the three seats underneath like there's like the wheelchair seats at the very top. 194 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,800 Like the wheelchair and then like there's like the chairs underneath it. 195 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:26,800 So it's not like the disabled people seats like obviously everybody there could have sat in the disabled seats. 196 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800 But that's another thing. 197 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:33,800 So Tyler walked right into the bathroom and took a shit in the head. 198 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,800 So principle before the movie even starts there. 199 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:43,800 You just keep hearing. 200 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,800 No no. 201 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:51,800 And I'm like oh no like these kids these these fucking these these profoundly intellectually disabled people were just going around. 202 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,800 Thank you. 203 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,800 We're just going. 204 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800 Freddy's. 205 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,800 Freddy's. 206 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,800 I just hear one kid in the back. 207 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,800 Got to scare the shit out of these people. 208 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:12,800 And I'm like and you just hear one kid start that and then another side of theater you see another kid going. 209 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,800 And then like you just hear another part of the theater. 210 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,800 So I go. 211 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:20,800 So I shit you not the entire theater just going. 212 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:26,800 He's got a fucking like owls like fucking wolves howling in the night. 213 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,800 It's synergistic. 214 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,800 So I like sitting there. 215 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,800 Are you saying it's like my dog. 216 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,800 I practice my scales and my dog starts howling me she starts howling. 217 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:49,800 So I'm sitting there and I'm like this this group of intellectually disabled individuals started coming up the staircase and they went and looked at these people like you and I and they go. 218 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:54,800 I thought I was in my spot and then they go like I'm not trying to make this is actually how they talk. 219 00:11:54,800 --> 00:12:00,800 I'm not like making this is the actual sounds that I mean it sounds like you're making fun. 220 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,800 I'm like pretty fucking sure that's where we're going. 221 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:07,800 It's like that old trope of people say I'm not racist but so this isn't even the worst part. 222 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,800 This is just the beginning. 223 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,800 I'm not here. 224 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,800 So it's going to be the unpublished episode. 225 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,800 So I'm sitting there and I'm like OK and then these then they go. 226 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:23,800 You see the person goes but somebody said in my seat and they go OK so we'll see in someone else's seat. 227 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:29,800 So they just go and sit someone else's seat and this happens like eight times because one person sat in the wrong seat. 228 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,800 So everybody's just shifting seats around. 229 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:39,800 So I'm sitting there and then the fucking like then like the trailers start coming on and like whatever like literally fireworks went off in a trailer and they go. 230 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,800 Firework Wow. 231 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:48,800 And then like you turn another guy go that hurt my ears and I'm like oh God this is a fucking disaster. 232 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,800 And then there's a fucking kid that was going attention moviegoers. 233 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:57,800 We are about to embark on five nights at Freddy's and then like everyone goes. 234 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,800 Yeah. 235 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,800 Oh my God fucking roller coaster. 236 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,800 I'm sitting there. 237 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,800 Please keep your hands and feet inside the movie seat at all times. 238 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,800 Please remain seated until the movie comes to a complete stop. 239 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:26,800 And then there was a building up the height of the most mediocre movie there was a profoundly profoundly intellectually disabled individual who is running up and down the staircase just like he was like 60 years old down syndrome running up and down the staircase. 240 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,800 And then he stops in front of got to get out of that movie theater. 241 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:35,800 So I'm sitting there and then he goes up to a group of colored individuals. 242 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800 Oh no. 243 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800 Oh God is this going to get any worse. 244 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,800 He looks directly at me to cut some of this. 245 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,800 I'm not like in the direction of this. 246 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,800 He literally goes over to him Casey. 247 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,800 Don't don't stairs directly stairs directly into my fucking face. 248 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:57,800 He's got shut up and word and says the sets the hard are. 249 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,800 Down the staircase. 250 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,800 Like the talking car. 251 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,800 What number is this is the last one. 252 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:10,800 But he runs up the staircase looks at the face goes up inward hard. 253 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:26,800 Doesn't doesn't fucking like that one's never getting led out of the group. 254 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,800 They were angry they're just shocked. 255 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,800 Did that guy just actually like everybody that theater just goes to that happen. 256 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,800 And then they just resume talking they're like retard speak to each other. 257 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,800 So fucking I'm sitting there and I'm going OK what the fuck. 258 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,800 I feel like I should be offended. 259 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:50,800 So so then like the movie finally starts and I'm like OK and then like fucking there's another group of like 15 year olds. 260 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,800 They like we don't have tickets we're going to sit in a staircase. 261 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,800 So there's just a group of people sitting in a staircase and like then the movie starts. 262 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:02,800 It's here. 263 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,800 I'm like oh boy. 264 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,800 So I'm sitting there. 265 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,800 There's not a moment of silence in this entire theater. 266 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,800 There's at least somebody talking throughout the entire runtime of this movie. 267 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,800 Can I stop you for one second. 268 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,800 I do have a question. 269 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,800 What is exactly Freddy Fazbear. 270 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,800 I don't he's he's an evil. 271 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,800 I know I know what he is like your character. 272 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,800 Never mean bad guy I guess. 273 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,800 Yeah. 274 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:33,800 So so we're watching the movie and then like you know the first animatronic gets on screen and it's not even it's not even it's not even Freddy Fazbear. 275 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,800 It's just some random animatronic and everybody's point setting is Freddy Fazbear. 276 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Yeah. 277 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800 So everyone starts going Freddy Fazbear. 278 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800 It's not even Freddy. 279 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800 It's Bedlam. 280 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 It was in the theater. 281 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800 They were freaking out. 282 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:53,800 So I should you know I forgot when the title screen shows up and it says like Five Nights at Freddy's. 283 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,800 They were screeching. 284 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,800 They weren't like cheering. 285 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,800 They weren't like like laughing like going yeah they were literally screeching. 286 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,800 It hurt my ears because they were living. 287 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,800 I will make the sound and you guys will actually hear this. 288 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,800 They killed it. 289 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,800 My mic is fucked. 290 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800 What happened in real life. 291 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 I know my life is scary. 292 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,800 That shit was funny. 293 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,800 So anyway so this gets worse. 294 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,800 So she's like fuck it keep it going. 295 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,800 So this is this is literally what happened. 296 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,800 I was sitting there. 297 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,800 You know we can kiss our. 298 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,800 I mean it's going to affect them too. 299 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,800 The same boat we are. 300 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,800 If he gets one and we don't I'm going to be furious. 301 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800 I'm going to fucking let the air out of your tires. 302 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800 You won't take everything too seriously. 303 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,800 Okay. 304 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,800 You have to have some you have to lighten it up. 305 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,800 You got to laugh at some things. 306 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,800 Yes he's the one who hasn't said a word in 10 minutes. 307 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,800 Yeah. 308 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800 You're fucking guilt free here. 309 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,800 I was liking the story. 310 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,800 Let me finish the fucking story. 311 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800 If you don't laugh you'll cry motherfucker. 312 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,800 Is the movie even started at this point. 313 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,800 Well this is just starting. 314 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,800 So I'm talking about like 20 minutes. 315 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,800 The movie hasn't even started. 316 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,800 The movie hasn't started yet. 317 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800 And this is all that happened. 318 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,800 They haven't even shown like that. 319 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,800 This is why this cinema is the best. 320 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800 They try to make too much for popcorn yet. 321 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,800 We haven't gotten to the previews yet. 322 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800 So there's some random music playing in the theater. 323 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,800 So we finally get to like the title screen of the movie. 324 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,800 And when I shit you not when they were screeching. 325 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,800 I'm not joking they were screeching. 326 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,800 This is the sound that I heard in the fucking movie theater. 327 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,800 And I'm like what the fuck. 328 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,800 They headed home now. 329 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800 I didn't realize I was there getting a QA flag. 330 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,800 So I was sitting there. 331 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 And then like. 332 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800 No sign language. 333 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 And then all the people just kept on going. 334 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,800 There was a chant that started. 335 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800 There's going. 336 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,800 Freddy. 337 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,800 Freddy. 338 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800 Freddy. 339 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,800 Freddy. 340 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,800 Freddy. 341 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 And I fucking went like run. 342 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,800 You get the wave going back and forth like you're in a fucking sporting event. 343 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,800 There's a fucking beach ball that you're throwing around in the theater for something. 344 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,800 One arm because they're all in power chairs. 345 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,800 Just imagine. 346 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,800 Just imagine a room. 347 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Jesus. 348 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,800 A room filled with. 349 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,800 I bleeped that. 350 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,800 Just figure you're in a room. 351 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:04,800 Figure you're in a room of 200 profoundly intellectually disabled people. 352 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800 So I'm at work go on. 353 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:13,800 And there's 200 fucking phenomenally like scarily fucking disabled people. 354 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,800 Profound. 355 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800 Severe. 356 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800 Intellectual disability. 357 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Once again I'm at work. 358 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,800 And they're all fucking chanting. 359 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,800 Freddy. 360 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800 Freddy. 361 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,800 And they can't pronounce Freddy correctly. 362 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,800 So you have some people actually saying Freddy. 363 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,800 You have some people that are just going. 364 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,800 It's time. 365 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,800 And I'm like and then they finally calm down. 366 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800 So I'm like OK. 367 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,800 Are they going to be quiet now? 368 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:46,800 So these motherfuckers are doing. 369 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,800 Oh yeah. 370 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,800 So the movie finally starts. 371 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,800 We started doing the first scene show. 372 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,800 This is the stupidest fucking podcast I've ever heard. 373 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,800 I don't even remember. 374 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,800 Let's get the clanging pipes randomly for two hours. 375 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,800 This is not autistic enough yet. 376 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:15,800 So I'm sitting there and like people are like and then like animatronic comes on the fucking screen and like everybody fucking starts cheering like yeah. 377 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,800 And it wasn't even Freddy. 378 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,800 I think it was like the Fox on Foxy Foxy's the name. 379 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,800 Yeah. 380 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,800 So it wasn't even Freddy Fazbear but they're always trying to act like he's not a huge five nights of Friday. 381 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,800 I can tell you everything that happened in the war. 382 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800 How's the movie? 383 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,800 You've seen every game theory. 384 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaking of which. 385 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaking of which. 386 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800 He's into Freddy as much as I am into opera. 387 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,800 So speaking of which the guy from Game Theory. 388 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,800 All of them. 389 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,800 Was in the movie. 390 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,800 And he actually said well it's just a theory. 391 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:48,800 And then everyone the screenings just goes. 392 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Oh my God. 393 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800 So then. 394 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,800 So. 395 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,800 So everyone the theater starts doing that shit. 396 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800 So then they fucking. 397 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,800 And I don't try. 398 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800 Finally comes on the fucking screen. 399 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800 And then one guy goes. 400 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,800 He's hungry. 401 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,800 God. 402 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,800 And I've played the first one. 403 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,800 I don't know if in the other games you have to feed them batteries. 404 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,800 But then you just had a bunch of kids going feed them batteries. 405 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,800 Yeah feed them. 406 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,800 You make me picture a fucking theater full of zombies. 407 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800 It was pretty much that. 408 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,800 I'm showing a Walking Dead episode right now. 409 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,800 So I'm just sitting there and I'm trying to take in whatever the fuck is happening. 410 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,800 Is that you. 411 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,800 So I was sitting there. 412 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,800 And then eventually. 413 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,800 You know they keep on like chanting whenever animatronics came on the screen. 414 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,800 So then security ends up having to be called because these fucking kids are sitting on the staircase. 415 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,800 What. 416 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,800 What theater was this. 417 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,800 This was in. 418 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800 Cross gates. 419 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,800 Oh of course it was. 420 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,800 It makes sense. 421 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:52,800 A bunch of guys that are also equally intellectually disabled and traffic vests came out. 422 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800 Yep. 423 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,800 So they had to come in and they started just going. 424 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,800 We don't know what to do. 425 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,800 And then these go. 426 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,800 All right everybody. 427 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,800 This is. 428 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,800 I forgot about this. 429 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,800 All right everybody. 430 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,800 I know you're excited for Freddy Fazbear but can everybody please calm down. 431 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,800 Please. 432 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,800 We're getting complaints. 433 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800 And then the one guy goes. 434 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,800 I like Freddy. 435 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,800 The entire theater. 436 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800 He said Freddy. 437 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800 Freddy. 438 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,800 And he started again. 439 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,800 Yeah. 440 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,800 So this. 441 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,800 Bad for laughing. 442 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800 So this entire. 443 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,800 This is what's going on for fucking an hour and a half at this point. 444 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,800 We haven't even started the movie. 445 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,800 We know this is going through the movie. 446 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,800 This is going on for an hour and a half. 447 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,800 I'm sitting there. 448 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:55,800 I feel like there was the level of retardation and autism in the same room. 449 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,800 It was becoming a singularity of mental. 450 00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,800 It's synergistic. 451 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,800 It started like compounding. 452 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,800 It started off as like a black hole. 453 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,800 Are we. 454 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,800 Fuck. 455 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Fuck. 456 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,800 Fuck. 457 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,800 I feel like the aura to a seizure right now every time I hear it like. 458 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,800 So here we go another 20 minute delay. 459 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800 Accidentally touching my microphone. 460 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,800 Yeah. 461 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,800 You could literally. 462 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,800 Did your mic get cut. 463 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Oops. 464 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800 God this podcast fucking sucks. 465 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,800 Yeah. 466 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,800 So. 467 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,800 So we're never going to get an email. 468 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:33,800 So we're like you could like the autism and retardation was tangible in the fucking room. 469 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:39,800 Like you could feel it and like like it was like becoming a black hole of retardation and autism. 470 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,800 But then these black holes started going around each other. 471 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:56,800 Just picture like the dark side of the force like reaching into the soul of somebody and like like it starts spinning around and like the autism in the black and the retardation black holes start spinning around each other at like a fucking force. 472 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,800 And they combine and it just makes this tornado. 473 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,800 It just makes this insane scary tornado. 474 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800 And I'm scared. 475 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,800 And I'm sitting there and I'm like I'm the most sane person in this room. 476 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,800 And that's a terrifying prospects. 477 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,800 What about the zookeepers. 478 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800 Bro be honest. 479 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,800 We've all been to these places. 480 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,800 They have just as many fucking brain cells as everybody else. 481 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,800 They can just walk and they look normal. 482 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,800 They're just shout out to episode one. 483 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,800 The one in ten people are NPCs. 484 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:40,800 Shout out to Loxley Court. 485 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,800 One in ten people all got together. 486 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,800 That one's bad. 487 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800 I hate that one. 488 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,800 So so fucking the movie's finally over. 489 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800 The retards are cheering. 490 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,800 I was crying. 491 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,800 Awful. 492 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,800 They just watched the World Cup. 493 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800 They were fucking. 494 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,800 They were losing their minds. 495 00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800 So I finally. 496 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,800 It was a spectacle. 497 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,800 The credits start rolling. 498 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800 The true show was the audience. 499 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,800 The credits start rolling. 500 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,800 I sprint out of the theater as fast as I can. 501 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,800 Did you leave your girlfriend behind like every man for himself? 502 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,800 I basically carried her out of the theater. 503 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,800 I'm like we got to get out of here. 504 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,800 Women and children have to exit the theater first. 505 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,800 I like that one guy. 506 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800 This thing hit a bargain. 507 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800 I'm like that one guy in the Titanic with the gun. 508 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800 He's just like I'm getting out. 509 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,800 That didn't actually happen by the way. 510 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,800 So I'm fucking sitting there and I finally get out of theater and I'm like oh my god I can breathe. 511 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:38,800 And then I get to the escalator. 512 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,800 And there is a person standing at the escalator and he turns back to me. 513 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:46,800 He goes I don't know how moving stairs work. 514 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:51,800 The guy is causing a traffic jam. 515 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,800 There's a New York cop driving traffic. 516 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,800 Let's go. 517 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,800 Get me the fuck out of here. 518 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,800 So I finally get around him and I go down the stairs. 519 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,800 He pushed him down the stairs. 520 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,800 I finally get down the stairs. 521 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800 I get back to my car and I'm like. 522 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800 And one of them was in your car. 523 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,800 That would be fucking funny. 524 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800 The true horror movie. 525 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:18,800 So I sit there with my girlfriend and I had to take a deep breath and I'm like. 526 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,800 I don't think I'm ever going to experience anything like that ever again. 527 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,800 She looked at him and said you're never taking me to another movie again. 528 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,800 That was one of the scariest experiences of my life. 529 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,800 Netflix is a thing for a reason. 530 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,800 I love seeing fucking horror movies in theaters because it's just like. 531 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,800 Sometimes the crowd you get is just people that just fucking go crazy during movies. 532 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:42,800 And sometimes it's really irritating if it's a good horror movie and you want to pay attention. 533 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,800 But if it's a bad one and every jump scare there's a couple of people just going. 534 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,800 Oh shit. 535 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,800 It's funny as fuck. 536 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,800 Something like that happens and a six year old starts crying. 537 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,800 I fucking love that shit. 538 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,800 It's like okay. 539 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,800 You're going to watch the people not necessarily the movie. 540 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,800 Dude the worst ones for that are you go to a Marvel movie. 541 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800 It's like the big fucking. 542 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:14,800 Anytime any character comes on screen or like a big battle or something to be like Spider-Man comes in out of nowhere. 543 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,800 Oh God look at it. 544 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800 It's like dude got the fuck down. 545 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,800 I can't say anything. 546 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:26,800 I went to the theaters clapping the last performance of my favorite musical in New York City before it closed. 547 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:32,800 And like every time there is a scene change or any time any of like the actual like famous set pieces like the chandelier. 548 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,800 It's like the musicians just came out onto the stage for the first time at a concert. 549 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:44,800 You can do the you can figure out which one I'm referring to but like in the one scene the boat rounds the corner and like the whole theater just lost their fucking mind. 550 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,800 So I'm going to see Sweeney Todd in on Broadway. 551 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,800 Good show. 552 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,800 Tomorrow. 553 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800 Good show. 554 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,800 What's good show chap. 555 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800 I would fight you. 556 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800 Hey he called me British earlier. 557 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800 That's over this. 558 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,800 It was a sin. 559 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,800 Yes. 560 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,800 Let's hear some history with Train Man. 561 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,800 We're getting off retardation and going into autism. 562 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,800 We're going into stupid stuff now. 563 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,800 What story did we decide to. 564 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,800 It's a good one. 565 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,800 So the one Tyler wanted me to say I'm not as familiar with. 566 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800 So we're going to. 567 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800 Oh fuck. 568 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,800 Smooth move XLX. 569 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,800 God damn it. 570 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800 I can't get up. 571 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,800 This thing's like a fucking landmine. 572 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800 Stop the potting. 573 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,800 So while Tyler's picking up his mess. 574 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,800 So back in the day train companies didn't use to crash trains accidentally like they do now. 575 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,800 The crash them on purpose. 576 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,800 They crash them on purpose. 577 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800 I'm looking at you CSX. 578 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,800 Scuttle them like ships. 579 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,800 CSX crash explode. 580 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,800 You got a drain down here. 581 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800 Just drink it. 582 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800 Just drink it. 583 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,800 The sink. 584 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,800 The party foul. 585 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800 You got a chug that. 586 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800 So back in the day. 587 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,800 Railroads used to crash trains on purpose for a novel thing called publicity value. 588 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,800 Back in the day. 589 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,800 Trashing trains was actually cool. 590 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,800 Have you ever heard a train jousting Casey. 591 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,800 That's actually a very good description of what we're about to talk about. 592 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800 Those crash the trains for fun. 593 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800 Yep. 594 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800 They. 595 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800 So we need to talk about. 596 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800 Sounds expensive. 597 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,800 Yeah. 598 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,800 Not really. 599 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,800 This is the 1890s and like you know a whole house cost a nickel. 600 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,800 And they were bigger back then too. 601 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,800 You could actually buy land. 602 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,800 When my great grandparents bought their first house in the 1890s you know it only cost 10 cents you know. 603 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800 You could live on minimum wage. 604 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800 Dan sits here. 605 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,800 Yeah. 606 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800 I'm sitting in Dan's seat. 607 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,800 What are you doing to us? 608 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,800 So we need to talk about an event called the crash at crush. 609 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,800 Crash at crush. 610 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,800 Yes. 611 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,800 So. 612 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800 Ha. 613 00:28:53,800 --> 00:29:01,800 So the crash at crush was a publicity stunt by a railroad called the Missouri Kansas and Texas Railroad or the MKT. 614 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,800 And it actually I know what you're about to ask me. 615 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,800 No no no I'm just giddy to hear you tell this story. 616 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:14,800 The Missouri Kansas and Texas railroad actually went to those three places. 617 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:20,800 Unlike my other favorite railroad the St. Louis and San Francisco because it went to neither of those places. 618 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,800 It was very ambitious but they didn't even make it that far. 619 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:32,800 So the Missouri Kansas and Texas railroad it's abbreviated MKT is normally known as the Katy. 620 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:38,800 Katy railroad was a small railroad it's not a national just went to those three places. 621 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,800 So in the 1890s there was a recession. 622 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,800 A gentleman by the name there was an economic recession. 623 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800 A gentleman. 624 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,800 A gentleman by the name of William George Crush. 625 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,800 He was a above a supervisor below administration if you want to call it. 626 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,800 He was he was he was basically his title was like passenger agent. 627 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,800 So he was in charge of like the past all the passenger trains. 628 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,800 That was his thing he was in charge of. 629 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,800 He's above like station manager or supervisor below admin. 630 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800 He came up with an idea one day. 631 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,800 He had an idea to do a publicity stunt. 632 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,800 At this point there was no such thing as public relations. 633 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:33,800 Railroad public relations back then was why do you need to know about what we do and railroad public relations was sending a bunch of railroad police officers to beat people with truncheons like you know beat striking railroad workers who are asking for a living wage. 634 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800 You're not allowed to have a living wage. 635 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800 Get back to work. 636 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,800 What's this about a union. 637 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800 Pretty much that is. 638 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:47,800 So, the idea of public relations was invented by railroads. 639 00:30:47,800 --> 00:31:02,800 The first true public relations department was for the Pennsylvania railroad and what happened was if someone figured out this is a side story that the Pennsylvania railroads headquarters was in in Philadelphia Pennsylvania and someone figured out that a railroad had a full scale armory upstairs. 640 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,800 Oh, filled with like rifles and shit. 641 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:12,800 And the reason they bought them was actually to put down strikes. 642 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,800 But so public relations as an as an entity. 643 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,800 I'm a public relations as an entity was formed. 644 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:26,800 It's an HR department you do not want to put you down. 645 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:38,800 So public relations as we know it was formed when someone found out about this and like a new local newspaper ran a story so they issued a novel thing called the press he said no no no, these are protection of the passengers. 646 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:43,800 And no one asked well then why aren't they why aren't all the guns on the passenger trains. 647 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,800 Because no one paid attention they're like that's good enough. 648 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:58,800 So in the 1890s, there was an economic recession. And so this gentleman named William George crush came up the of the idea to stage a PR spectacle. He had an idea. 649 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:09,800 The railroad had right before the recession there was a economic boom. The railroad had took delivery of a lot of brand new locomotives. 650 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:15,800 And they had a bunch of old ones they didn't know what to do with goddamn you know like facts about this. 651 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,800 I know this isn't even just like a loose story. 652 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:27,800 So this is this dude and this guy. So if you really want to know more about this listen to Well There's Your Problem they did an episode on it. That's a lot of the reason how about this. 653 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,800 Okay. So shout out we bring something up it's like, yeah so did you hear about that dude. 654 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:37,800 You're not fucking like I don't know Utah or Connecticut. 655 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,800 Listen to the Well There's Your Problem another one of my favorite podcasts. 656 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,800 They are fucking on there. They're funny. Asked about this episode because that's why I'm sorry I've been looking at the guys. 657 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,800 So a lot of this is a lot of this is taken from that episode. 658 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,800 So anyways they had it was inspired. It wasn't taken by they inspired. 659 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:02,800 Joe Rogan steals from us. I've been doing smelling. I didn't hear about the Pepsi Navy episode from Lions led by donkeys. 660 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Fucking people like Joe Rogan think they can stop on the little podcasts because we have technical difficulties and they steal shit from us. 661 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:18,800 And they learn facts. They learn facts and when we tell stories they're interesting because they're not always completely true. 662 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800 They're never true. 663 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,800 The thing about my stories is they are and that's the weird part. 664 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,800 Exactly and that's like the element you're bringing that's blowing us away here. This is incredible. 665 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,800 So they had two locomotives. I'm not going to get into what type they were but he had an idea. 666 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:40,800 What if we what if we crashed two trains into each other and we charged admission for people to watch it like it's monster trucks. 667 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,800 That'd be fucking sick. Are they unmanned trains? Yes. 668 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,800 Well yeah so it doesn't stop. 669 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:51,800 I would pay for that and especially when I explained they didn't just do that they did a bunch of other shit too. 670 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:58,800 It turns really bad really quick. It does. It goes really south really quickly because apparently crashing trains is dangerous. 671 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,800 This was not anticipated at all. 672 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,800 So this guy named William George Crush comes up with an idea. He's like there's an economic recession. 673 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,800 We can charge money for this and they did the math. 674 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:17,800 So they created a town in the middle of the desert in Texas for this event and he named it after himself. 675 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:27,800 Crush Texas. So for one day Crush Texas a town built specifically for this event was the biggest city in Texas. 676 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,800 Bigger than Houston bigger than any other city in Texas. Like Woodstock. Bigger than fucking Dallas. 677 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,800 Like I think there was 50,000 people in this one location for one day. 678 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:47,800 So they built, what they did was they charged a flat rate wherever you were on their railroad system. 679 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:55,800 You pay $3.50, you get on a train and it takes you all the way to this town they built. 680 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,800 Your train ticket to go there is also your admission ticket. 681 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,800 I picture like a fucking music festival. Yeah. Like you just walk in. 682 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:11,800 So you could be, you know, so if you lived around the corner you're getting screwed over because you're paying the same amount as the guy that's coming from like Chicago to see this. 683 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800 But so that $3.50, it's like 120 something bucks now. 684 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,800 That's how I feel at the Altamont Fair. Why am I paying for a ticket for this? 685 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,800 I could get you in for free. I know but you weren't working. I couldn't get in because there's no fucking parking. 686 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:29,800 You weren't working that day. Yeah. Oh just park at the station of the place. Really? Yeah dude nobody's going to give a fuck. 687 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:35,800 Just park by my car. Oh wait I park in the infield because I work there. No you could park there. Nobody fucking cares. 688 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:40,800 It won't exist much longer so who cares? Pretty soon that place is going to be for sale anyways. 689 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,800 The garage next door is going to expand. Dude I want to buy that place. I want to live there. 690 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,800 It's not a bad place. It's nice. It's like right on the main strip there in the village. I would do it. 691 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:57,800 So anyways, so they charge admission. So $3.50 gets you a train ride to go there. It's your ticket to get into this basically amusement park they've built. 692 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,800 Do I get to ride the train that's crashed? No. You get to ride a train to there. No Tyler. 693 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:11,800 But so this guy William George Crush knew people. So he knew P.T. Barnum so he goes can I borrow a couple tents? 694 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:17,800 And they set up restaurants and beer halls and... That sounds sick man. They uh... Like from the circus you mean? 695 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:23,800 Yeah like circus size massive tents. That's cool. There's restaurants in here. They apparently made this such a... 696 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,800 Yo the beer tent at this place had to be crazy. We're going to see a fucking train crash into another! 697 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:34,800 So it's the 1890s. It's the 1890s so everyone's already shit faced anyways. Now you're going to have more beer. 698 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,800 Yeah this was in the age of flasks. This was like everyone's... It was the norm to be an alcoholic. 699 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,800 The beer they're serving on tap is like 10% alcohol by volume. Like... It was like drunk history. 700 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:51,800 Yeah this picture of a bunch of fucking Arthur Morgans like yeah. Mr. Morgan! Mr. Morgan! 701 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,800 So... How you doing Blacklung? Not exactly what I would have done but... 702 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:03,800 So this site I do have the art... The history. It was set up... You can still go to this location. 703 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:14,800 It's set up 14 miles north of Waco. Reminence of Crush. Yeah. It was in the general vicinity of what eventually became the compound in Waco actually. 704 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,800 Really? Yeah. That's fucking crazy! That's fucking wild! 705 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,800 That big field may or may not have been what once was Crush, Texas. 706 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:32,800 So they set up tents. They had beer halls and restaurants and carnival games and stuff. 707 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:38,800 That smells like... How they got their money back was the $3.50 was your admission ticket and your train ride there. 708 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,800 But you still had to pay for the booze and the food. Did they have prostitutes? 709 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,800 Probably. That's how they always get you. By charging $20. 710 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,800 So just like movie theaters, popcorn is $20. That's kind of the same idea. 711 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:55,800 So they had carnival games. They had a Ferris. One of the world's fairs. They borrowed a Ferris. 712 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800 Smell that. That smells like a... I'd rather not. 713 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,800 It's not going to burn your nose or anything but you can tell how bad it is. 714 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,800 Is this from the wing thing? Hot ones? Yeah. 715 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:10,800 Yeah. It's actually the new... It has the new world record for the world's hottest pepper. 716 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,800 Surpassing the Carolina Reaper. 717 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,800 This is going to be an episode where I throw up when I go home. 718 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,800 That's what you're talking about. 719 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,800 Ooh! Ooh! 720 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,800 That's like really hot. Holy shit! 721 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,800 No, that's not like a... You didn't just do a small thing there. That's fucking hot. 722 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,800 That's spice caliente. 723 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:34,800 Yeah, so they made their money back by upcharging on the food and the booze and everything. 724 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,800 They have... He just brushes it off. 725 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,800 I don't think he got much. I think he got like... Oh. I'm fat. 726 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,800 Oh, I thought... No, I thought there was a good chunk of it. 727 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,800 No, because that's the extra fat cells in my body absorb the heat. 728 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,800 That's next level. You don't know heat like that. That's pain. 729 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,800 There isn't even flavor to that. It's just pain. 730 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,800 So, yeah. So they have a Ferris wheel. They have like a tilt-a-whirl. 731 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,800 They have, you know, I think they built a roller coaster on site too. 732 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,800 It's the 1890s so like it's being run by a guy with like one arm. It's very gorgeous. 733 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,800 Hey, my name's Tief. 734 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,800 You're painting a perfect picture right now. I can completely view this. 735 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,800 Are you able to picture this place in your mind? 736 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,800 Yo, what's up? My name's Tief. I don't got any... 737 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800 It looks ridiculous, but it's like what... 738 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,800 They put in plumbing. They put in a sewer system for this fucking event. 739 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,800 That is insane. They constructed a actual functioning village. 740 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,800 Yeah. Bigger than the village you work in. 741 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800 Dude, what the fuck? 742 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800 Railroads back in the day and this is why I like them so much. 743 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:34,800 They were such a fucking grift. Like, you could just do anything. 744 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,800 It's not like that land cost a lot of money. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere. 745 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,800 I don't think they asked the land. I think they just said this is a good spot and then put everything there. 746 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,800 That's a good point. Yeah. 747 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,800 It's rural Texas in the 1890s. Like, no one lives there. God. 748 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800 So, take me back. 749 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,800 Country roads. 750 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,800 This 350 acres is mine. 751 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,800 Nobody else has seen it. I'm claiming dibs. 752 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,800 Here in America, we don't like sharing land. 753 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,800 So, this was all in this one guy's idea. His idea was what if we... 754 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,800 He literally thought we could fleece them on everything else on site. 755 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,800 But we got to give them the main event, the spectacle. 756 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,800 So, it was like a legit fucking train. 757 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,800 Yeah. So, they built the train station. They had train lines coming in from all over the country. 758 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,800 People were coming in, like I said, I think about 40 to 50,000 people. 759 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,800 They built a separate train track that went in between two hills. 760 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,800 And so, you're saying that they didn't skimp on the main event here. 761 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,800 No, they went all out. 762 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800 They knew they were going to turn such a massive profit off. 763 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800 Oh, yeah. Yeah, they knew. 764 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,800 Okay. 765 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,800 So, the train track they built was a separate one from the one they came in and it was in like a bowl shape. 766 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,800 So, they would start at opposite ends of a hill and then crash into each other. 767 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800 Because that's smart. 768 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,800 This is like a cartoon. 769 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,800 There's photographic evidence of this happening. 770 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,800 I know. You show me. It's incredible. 771 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,800 So, what they do is they have this. 772 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,800 They have two locomotives that they're willing to get rid of. 773 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:10,800 And the sad part is because it's the 1890s, if they were like to sell them for scrap metal, they wouldn't get that much back on it. 774 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,800 So, they're like, we'll just fucking crash them into each other. 775 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,800 They took like a bunch of box cars, like five freight cars behind them. 776 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:24,800 They painted them up with local businesses who are sponsoring the event like a fucking NASCAR. 777 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,800 So, you know, because it's the 1890s, a box car says like. 778 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800 They had advertisements everywhere. 779 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,800 Yeah. Uncle Chuck's Racism Factory is one of the sponsors or whatever, you know. 780 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800 Yeah. 781 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,800 You know, because it's the 1890s. 782 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,800 So, we don't want to be dangerous. We don't want to hurt people. 783 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:49,800 So, what we'll do is we'll make it a separate train track and we'll chain the box cars and train cars together so they don't roll away. 784 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,800 Right. 785 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,800 So, they do that. They put up a fence, kind of like one of those catch fences at a NASCAR race. 786 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,800 Only once again, it's the 1890s. So, it's probably like. 787 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,800 It's like a picket fence. 788 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,800 1890s OSHA wasn't there going, you can't do that. 789 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,800 It's a. 790 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800 It wasn't exactly a regulated event. 791 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800 So, they. 792 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,800 Who's going to stop them? The crush police force? 793 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,800 Actually, we'll get to that. 794 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800 Oh, boy. 795 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,800 Hold that thought. 796 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,800 So, they set that up. They set up grandstands on either sides. 797 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,800 They have more people selling more beer and popcorn and shit. 798 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,800 They were not. They thought maybe 20,000 people will show up. 799 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,800 50,000 showed up the day of. 800 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800 That sounds like fucking Fire Fest. 801 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,800 They were not prepared. 802 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:47,800 And so, they had a couple hundred cops back in the day, railroads, and they still do have their own independent, tangible police departments. 803 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,800 That's wild. 804 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800 It's like. 805 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800 Those train cops? 806 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,800 Yeah, it's like the closest you have to the Pinkertons. 807 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,800 Like, they can just, like, with impunity, just, like I said earlier, murdering strikebreakers. 808 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:05,800 So, they have the Missouri, Kansas, and Texas railroad police there acting as the crush police department. 809 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800 That's wild. 810 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,800 And they're trying to push them back. 811 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,800 And the crowd was so large, they broke down the catch fence. 812 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,800 Yeah, it's like, who are you going to mutual aid to that? 813 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800 Yeah. 814 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,800 And you know the cops are confused because they're like, they're not striking coal miners or railroaders. 815 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,800 What do we do? We can't just kill them. 816 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,800 They paid to be here. What do we do? 817 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800 Is it legal for them? 818 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,800 And they're all drunk, even the children. 819 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,800 Back when you could fuck. 820 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800 Back in the day, when it was good. 821 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800 When you could have children be drunk. 822 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,800 They figured out that probably a safe distance is like 300 yards. 823 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:43,800 You know, one yard's three feet, so, you know, 900 feet, that's not, you know. 824 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,800 It's more than a little bit of distance. 825 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,800 It's more than a little bit. 826 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,800 People got as close as I'm going. 827 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,800 That sounds horrific. 828 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,800 That sounds like- 829 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,800 I know you're not wearing headphones, but that sounds horrific on a day. 830 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,800 That's the sound of, like, the crowd pushing at the gate to get closer to see the trains. 831 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800 So, they- 832 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,800 I just wrenched that thing down so hard. 833 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,800 So, they get within, like, 100 feet of the train tracks. 834 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800 The crowd. 835 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,800 And they can't push them back. It's like 25,000 people. 836 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800 Wait, so you're saying that they hopped over the fence? 837 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800 Yeah, they, like, broke it down. The crowd was so big. 838 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,800 Like, we want to get closer. 839 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,800 We want to get closer. We want to see. 840 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,800 They know what they're showing up to, right? 841 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,800 Not really. 842 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,800 They said- 843 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,800 Okay, Tyler. What the fuck is going on over there? 844 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:31,800 The other fun thing about this event is they spend, like, they delay the, like, launch, I guess you could call it. 845 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,800 Production follow. 846 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,800 By, like, two and a half hours, because they're trying to push the crowds back. 847 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,800 And eventually it's getting dark. 848 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,800 Like, they've been trying all day to get them in their seats so they could, like, set this event off. 849 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,800 Wait, so these people that broke into this place, they didn't even know that the fucking train crash was happening? 850 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,800 They knew what was going on. They just wanted to be closer. 851 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,800 Like, you see those guys at, like, NASCAR races that are right up along the fence? 852 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,800 Dude, that's not- this is natural selection, though. 853 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,800 Like, let it take course. If they think that that's a good idea, let them know. 854 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,800 Hold that thought. 855 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,800 There's a reason this event is famous. 856 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,800 If it went perfectly fine, no one would be talking about it. 857 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,800 Oh, I know. I know where it goes. It blows my mind. I'm just saying, thank God. 858 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,800 It blew a couple spectators' minds, too, literally. 859 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800 Oh, shit. 860 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,800 So, thank God they didn't reproduce. 861 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,800 Yeah. 862 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800 I mean, Texas is still a thing, so. 863 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,800 That's true. Yeah, they're still gonna do this stuff. 864 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,800 Hey-ah. 865 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800 Hey-ah. 866 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800 So, remember the Alamo. 867 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800 So, people- 868 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800 Yee-haw! 869 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800 So, they just keep getting closer and closer. 870 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800 You know, people keep going back, drinking more. 871 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,800 They're still selling booze to the very inebriated Texans this entire time. 872 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,800 They ran out of booze at one point, so they had to bring in another train of just beer. 873 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,800 God damn. 874 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:52,800 Like, I want to have that power of an 1890s railroad baron of just like, bring me a train of beer! 875 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,800 I would have loved to have seen the crowd's reaction when they saw that train roll in. 876 00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,800 The train pull up and walk straight from St. Louis, Missouri, the Budweiser factory. 877 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,800 Just looks like a fucking Bills game tailgate outside. 878 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,800 Oh, yeah, they had the Budweiser Clydesdales were there, too. 879 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,800 That's fucking hateful. 880 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,800 Fucking everyone was here. 881 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,800 I also want you to- 882 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,800 Before they went woke! 883 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:18,800 Before- keep in mind, too, that this guy, George Crush, was only like 5'4", shorter than I am. 884 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:24,800 He was directing this entire event on top of a white stallion, just walking around with a saber, just like, 885 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,800 Yeah, we're gonna do this! 886 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,800 I forgot they had horses back then. 887 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,800 You know you want to be him. 888 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800 Oh my god, I would love to be the guy. 889 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800 That sounds like such a boat boy role. 890 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,800 This is my train army. 891 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,800 This is my train battalion. 892 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,800 Walking around like fucking Admiral Thrawn. 893 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800 It's like straight up Napoleon vibes. 894 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,800 My train- my train- my trains will bring the enemy to their knees. 895 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,800 I'm a train boy. 896 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,800 So finally they say fuck it, like let's just set him off. 897 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,800 His hat gets taller. 898 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,800 It's like Doug Dimmadome. 899 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Yeah, his hat gets taller and taller. 900 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,800 As the day goes on and more people show up, it gives him power. 901 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:13,800 I still love fucking, not to cut off a thing, but in Fairly Odd Parents, like when like the more they zoomed out of Doug Dimmadome- 902 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,800 The taller his hat got, the more his hat got. 903 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,800 Like they had like basically like an air shot of him. 904 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800 His hat was in the sky. 905 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,800 Doug Dimmadome! 906 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,800 Oh no, the Doug- 907 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Dimsdale Dimmadome! 908 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,800 Dimsdale Dimmadome! 909 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,800 The Doug- Doug Dimmadome? 910 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,800 The owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome? 911 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,800 That's right! 912 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,800 So yeah. 913 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,800 I think he was actually like dressed like that too. 914 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,800 Like he had that over- 915 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,800 Doug Dimmadome? 916 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,800 Yeah. 917 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,800 So anyway, so they finally say fuck it. 918 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,800 The Mr. Candy look from fucking Django Unch. 919 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,800 Yeah, finally they say fuck it, let's go. 920 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800 You will? 921 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,800 The cops just clear out, they're like we know what's gonna fucking happen, let's go. 922 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,800 So, like whatever. 923 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,800 They have two trains. 924 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,800 Fuckin' have at it. 925 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,800 Two steam locomotives, full boiler pressure, like 180 pounds per square inch of boiler 926 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,800 pressure or something like that. 927 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,800 At a top of a hill, and they're supposed to crash into each other. 928 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,800 They blow the whistle, open the throttle, they let it get up to about five miles an 929 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,800 hour and then they jump off, and they just let them run. 930 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,800 Both, the two trains hit each other at 45 miles an hour. 931 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,800 Okay. 932 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,800 Or a combined speed of damn near 100. 933 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:25,800 But when they set up this event, they're like yeah, there's no way that the steam engines 934 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,800 are pressure cookers. 935 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,800 Yeah, they're like bombs. 936 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,800 They're like nah, they won't explode. 937 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800 You know what causes- 938 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800 Surely not. 939 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,800 Several things cause a steam boiler to explode. 940 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,800 You run out of water, there's too much fire, or you crash into another fucking steam. 941 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,800 Oh no, fucking steam train. 942 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,800 Train go boom. 943 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,800 That will cause problems. 944 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:54,800 And both locomotives blew up at point blank range in front of these people and killed 945 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,800 like 10 people. 946 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,800 Why are they standing so close? 947 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800 Because they wanted to see it. 948 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,800 And we have photographic evidence of this event. 949 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,800 Natural selection. 950 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,800 So at 90 miles an hour, these two trains, like all the wood, all the rail cars, they're 951 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800 not steel like they are now, they're all wood. 952 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,800 So not only are you possibly getting scalded by steam and hit with flying pieces of metal, 953 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,800 you're probably getting impaled on a splintery piece of wood. 954 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,800 Yeah, of course. 955 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,800 I picture a fucking Call of Duty mission. 956 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:29,800 It was sitting there just watching a fucking train blow up in front of you. 957 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,800 So they staged a photographer like 50 feet from this event. 958 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800 Yeah. 959 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,800 A piece of a bolt from one of the engines impaled him in his head. 960 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,800 How did he make out? 961 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,800 He actually survived. 962 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,800 It's like the video of the air show where the people were watching like the jets go 963 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,800 around and one of them just crashes right into the middle of the crowd. 964 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,800 Yeah, that's kind of... 965 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,800 That shouldn't be funny, but I can't. 966 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800 That happened in like 2011. 967 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800 Yeah, so... 968 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:57,800 That's wild, bro. 969 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,800 So there's a couple of photos here. 970 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,800 This is the... this photo was taken about a second before impact. 971 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,800 Yep. 972 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,800 Yep. 973 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:09,800 You showed me that. 974 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,800 That's fucking hardcore. 975 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:16,800 Like that photo was taken a second before the photographer did survive. 976 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800 They had pictures back then. 977 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,800 Yeah. 978 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,800 But that dude from that far away got fucking impaled by a bolt. 979 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:29,800 About a millisecond later, that's the explosion and a bolt about the size of this beer can 980 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,800 in front of him impaled him in his head. 981 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,800 Holy shit. 982 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,800 Yeah, this isn't like something we use to fix the deck that I broke. 983 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,800 Yeah. 984 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,800 Ten other people got impaled by pieces of wood and metal. 985 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,800 I think like five people died, 30 were injured. 986 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,800 That's fucking sick. 987 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,800 You know what they didn't build in this city? 988 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,800 A hospital? 989 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,800 Yep. 990 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,800 They got a police department shirt. 991 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,800 Well, yeah, because, you know... 992 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,800 EMS did not exist. 993 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,800 Medicine as a whole didn't exist. 994 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,800 If they had a doctor on site, it would have been, have you tried cocaine? 995 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,800 We needed to cut his arm off. 996 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800 It didn't attack his arm. 997 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,800 That's all we know how to do. 998 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,800 I love the black plague. 999 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,800 It's like all the fucking rich doctors are like, oh shit, this is killing people. 1000 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,800 Yeah, we're out. 1001 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:14,800 Yeah, we're bye. 1002 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,800 Next thing you know, you got people running around in plague doctor masks. 1003 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,800 People immediately swarmed upon the crash site to steal souvenirs. 1004 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,800 That's fucking awesome. 1005 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:29,800 You can still find one appeared, a piece of wood with like the lettering on it appeared on eBay 1006 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,800 a couple years ago and it sold for like $5,000. 1007 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800 That's wild. 1008 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,800 I wouldn't know if... 1009 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,800 Is that actually legal to fucking sell? 1010 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,800 Yeah, like, I mean, they didn't say you couldn't take it, so... 1011 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,800 They should have taken like criminals, like convicted criminals and put them on the train. 1012 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,800 Also, it's kind of hard to persecute people that stole pieces of the train that you blew up 1013 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,800 when you also killed 10 people. 1014 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800 So, that doesn't exactly make you... 1015 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,800 Doesn't paint a good PR image there. 1016 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800 So, this didn't go well. 1017 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,800 I mean, they made a fuck ton of money on this. 1018 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,800 I mean, they're alive, but this whole thing didn't go well. 1019 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,800 Like you say, yeah, we killed about five or six people. 1020 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:10,800 We sent like 30 to the nearest hospital, which was a wooden shack because it's the 1890s. 1021 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,800 But memorial. 1022 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,800 The doctors probably like, what the fuck? 1023 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,800 What the... 1024 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:20,800 1890s Casey's standing there going, fuck do I do for these people? 1025 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,800 He's like, this ain't even my wing of the hospital. 1026 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,800 What's going on? 1027 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:35,800 So, Mr. William George Crush was promptly fired because he inadvertently killed 10 people. 1028 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,800 Even though, to be fair, he asked, should we probably have them farther back? 1029 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,800 And everyone was like, nah, it's fine. 1030 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,800 But he's the figurehead. 1031 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,800 He's the figurehead. 1032 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,800 And people got really upset because they're like, are you going to do another one of those? 1033 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800 That was awesome. 1034 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,800 They had this view of like train crashes where like monster trucks like Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. 1035 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:59,800 We're going to get rid of two trains. 1036 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:04,800 So he was quietly rehired, made back an administrator for the railroad. 1037 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:09,800 We ended up going to work for the railroad for like 30 something more years. 1038 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,800 And railroads kept doing this shit. 1039 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,800 Like this was the Genesis. 1040 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,800 This was the first one. 1041 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,800 Like railroads did this shit all the way up until like the 40s. 1042 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,800 It went great. 1043 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:26,800 Like in World Wars I and II, they would do like, you know, your admission ticket would be like, buy war bonds. 1044 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800 Oh shit. 1045 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800 Like Captain America shit. 1046 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,800 That's pretty cool. 1047 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,800 Yeah. 1048 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:38,800 So yeah, that's about the time that a railroad crashed two trains together intentionally and killed 10 people. 1049 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,800 They should still do that. 1050 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,800 I would buy a ticket to go see that. 1051 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800 I mean, we don't have to pay to see it anymore. 1052 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,800 They should do that with airplanes. 1053 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,800 CSX and Norfolk Southern do it inadvertently all the time. 1054 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,800 I mean, look at that with AI planes. 1055 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,800 Thanks, Joe Moe. 1056 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,800 Dispatching those trains down there. 1057 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:59,800 Norfolk Southern has been trying to eradicate Ohio for the past four years. 1058 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,800 Dude, I feel like Ohio is just like a fucking black hole in the United States. 1059 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,800 Ohio is the Bermuda Triangle of the United States. 1060 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,800 I just remembered one last thing about your story. 1061 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:14,800 I just remembered I asked you when we went to when we went out to dinner after work, when you gave me the Cliff Notes on this. 1062 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,800 I asked if there was any repercussion from the families of like, how the hell did this happen? 1063 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,800 Let's like do something about it. 1064 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,800 Nothing. 1065 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,800 Nothing. 1066 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,800 Not a thing. 1067 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,800 They just got away with it. 1068 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,800 You paid admission. 1069 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,800 You knew what you were getting into. 1070 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,800 Yeah, because it's just that time period. 1071 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,800 It's not like you fucking murdered my husband. 1072 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,800 Why was your husband so close to my railroad? 1073 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800 Yeah. 1074 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,800 Just imagine. 1075 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,800 Yeah, you're right. 1076 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:42,800 Dude, the fire festival where nobody died got sued into fucking oblivion. 1077 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,800 Just imagine if this shit happened now. 1078 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,800 Yeah. 1079 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,800 Oh my God. 1080 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,800 Did bro. 1081 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:55,800 What the fuck did Travis Scott fucking five people in the guy? 1082 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,800 And dude, he made that. 1083 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,800 Now, don't get me wrong. 1084 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:03,800 I don't think he's a fucking demon or anything, but it does not paint a good image that like people are like, yeah, no, you saw it happen. 1085 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:04,800 He didn't stop it. 1086 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,800 And he was singing a song about the devil at that point. 1087 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,800 It's like, oh, so this is what happens when you summon the devil. 1088 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,800 The devil fucking comes, guys. 1089 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,800 So let me tell you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. 1090 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,800 So we're going to crash two trains together. 1091 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:18,800 Fuck around and find out. 1092 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,800 Fuck my mic up. 1093 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,800 What can possibly go wrong? 1094 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,800 We're launching two building size pressure cookers towards each other. 1095 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,800 Mock Jesus. 1096 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,800 So I bet you never heard this on Joe Rogan. 1097 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,800 God is the best. 1098 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,800 I love him to death. 1099 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,800 And I think that he's great. 1100 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:41,800 Everybody around here should realize that if you don't love God, then fuck you. 1101 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:48,800 I don't really like goes from slinging just retard around zip zap the whole 45 minute segment comes back with God is good. 1102 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:49,800 God is good. 1103 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,800 We don't need further friendly reminder. 1104 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:55,800 If you actually want to like know more about this, listen to the Well, there's your problem podcast episode on it. 1105 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800 Yes. 1106 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,800 Yeah. 1107 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,800 Why is pineapples like why do pineapples exist? 1108 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:05,800 And that was ADHD personified. 1109 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,800 But like that might have been schizophrenia. 1110 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,800 All right. 1111 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,800 Let's talk about the time that seven up bought an Air Force. 1112 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:16,800 You can't tell if I'm lying or not. 1113 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:23,800 I don't believe it because seven up has a fucking company above them. 1114 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,800 They got parent company. 1115 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:26,800 Yeah. 1116 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:26,800 Dr. Pepper. 1117 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800 No, they're actually owned by Dr. Pepper. 1118 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,800 Is Dr. Pepper's own thing? 1119 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800 Why is it every time I'm here, I talk about soda. 1120 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,800 I like so they do weird fucking things. 1121 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,800 I'm a big barge root beer kind of guy. 1122 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,800 Moxie. 1123 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,800 We've been over this. 1124 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,800 Moxie. 1125 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,800 I sent you guys the photo to my Moxie. 1126 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,800 Go to Cracker Barrel. 1127 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:46,800 They have Moxie there. 1128 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,800 They have Moxie. 1129 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:48,800 Yeah, that's where I was. 1130 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,800 Oh, shit. 1131 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:50,800 Anyway, I thought you were like out of state. 1132 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,800 No, I was at a Cracker Barrel and take a break. 1133 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,800 Before we take a break. 1134 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,800 Yeah, we got the new Pepper X. 1135 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:58,800 Why are you talking to me? 1136 00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,800 Sauce. 1137 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,800 Why is it just me? 1138 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,800 I already did it. 1139 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,800 It's your turn. 1140 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:03,800 I just want to like. 1141 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,800 Wait, do we have wings upstairs? 1142 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,800 Yeah, we do. 1143 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:06,800 Well, you want me to take a little tiny, tiny bit of it? 1144 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,800 I want you to take a swig of that like you're an 1890s fairgoer in Crush, Texas. 1145 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:11,800 It doesn't even come out. 1146 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,800 Yeah, dude, because it's a fucking paste. 1147 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,800 That's a poison, bro. 1148 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:16,800 It's not a fucking hot sauce. 1149 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,800 You gotta do a dab on the chicken wing. 1150 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,800 You gotta shake it up. 1151 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,800 You gotta do a dab, bro. 1152 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,800 You gotta do a dab. 1153 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:21,800 Don't mean no fang. 1154 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,800 Dude, that shit is fucking not meant for human consumption. 1155 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,800 Not, bro. 1156 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,800 It's cool. 1157 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800 Yeah. 1158 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,800 Have you ever had sex on a medicine ball? 1159 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800 That'd be kind of cool. 1160 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,800 That sounds like geometry. 1161 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,800 Geometry. 1162 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,800 Geometrically. 1163 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:33,800 I'll tell you what. 1164 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,800 Let's take a break and we'll come back. 1165 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,800 You can't get the fucking sauce out. 1166 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,800 So you just fuck it. 1167 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,800 Yeah, no, we're good, actually. 1168 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,800 Now, we'll put it on a chicken wing. 1169 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,800 Oh, boy. 1170 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,800 All right, we'll be back. 1171 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,800 Bye. 1172 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,800 Cut my life into pieces. 1173 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,800 This is the end of my life. 1174 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1175 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1176 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1177 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1178 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1179 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1180 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1181 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:57,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1182 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:06,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1183 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:17,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1184 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:27,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1185 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:35,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1186 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:42,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1187 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:52,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1188 00:58:52,800 --> 00:59:00,800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1189 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,800 It'll be the first time I made it. 1190 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,800 I'm gonna get my camera out. 1191 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,800 Do it! Do it! Do it! 1192 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,800 There it goes. 1193 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,800 Oh. 1194 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,800 OHHHH 1195 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,800 FUCK! 1196 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,800 You taste it? 1197 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,800 Oh, what have I done? 1198 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,800 How is it? How much did you have? 1199 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,800 Fuck around with my mouth. 1200 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,800 I speared it all over my fucking tongue. 1201 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,800 Phrasing. 1202 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,800 So I just had a drop 1203 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,800 and my mouth was on fire. 1204 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,800 Phrasing. 1205 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,800 What? 1206 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,800 You guys keep saying this shit and I'm gonna keep saying 1207 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,800 phrasing. 1208 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,800 You know, Archer? 1209 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,800 No. 1210 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,800 How you doing, Ellie Mac? 1211 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,800 I feel like my fucking tongue's swelling up. 1212 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,800 Yeah, it's Pepper X. 1213 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,800 What's hot? A letter ghost pepper. 1214 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,800 That? 1215 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,800 Fuck man. 1216 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,800 Apparently it's three times hotter than a Carolina Reaper. 1217 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,800 Wow, that's sad. 1218 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,800 And that's not even a pepper, that's just the sauce. 1219 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,800 For those of you who are curious, this is Hot Ones brand. 1220 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,800 The Last Dab experience. 1221 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,800 Oh, the beer made it so much worse. 1222 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,800 Oh my god. 1223 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,800 With no email. 1224 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800 This is over 91% Pepper X. 1225 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,800 Alright, let's ask Ellie Mac some tough questions. 1226 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,800 But good news, zero calories, kids. 1227 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800 Ellie Mac, what was... 1228 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,800 Would you like some atomic bombs? 1229 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,800 Ellie Mac, what was... 1230 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,800 Tell us about... 1231 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,800 Ellie Mac, who is on Mount Rushmore? 1232 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,800 No, no, no. 1233 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,800 Tell us about a life changing experience, Ellie Mac. 1234 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800 When he met me. 1235 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,800 You got it. 1236 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,800 Oh, I'm getting so light headed. 1237 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,800 I'm hyperventilating to cool my mouth off. 1238 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,800 I'll take over for him. 1239 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,800 I am now Ellie Mac. 1240 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,800 Have I told you how much I love Guinness? 1241 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,800 I'll tell you a life changing moment. 1242 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,800 Right now? 1243 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,800 About my life. 1244 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,800 When you do that kind of air talk, right? 1245 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,800 Talking's kind of hard right now. 1246 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,800 Hold up, I'm gonna pass out. 1247 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,800 And slow it down a bit. 1248 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,800 Can I intubate you? 1249 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,800 Can I intubate you? 1250 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,800 No. 1251 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,800 No, no, okay. 1252 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800 Wow. 1253 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,800 Fuck that stuff. 1254 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,800 Fuck that stuff. 1255 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,800 Casey, you're a nurse, go get the fuck out of the picture. 1256 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,800 No, I'm off duty. 1257 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,800 We're gonna intubate him. 1258 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,800 Life changing moment, I'd say I really feel I turned a corner. 1259 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,800 In what was my chronic alcoholism. 1260 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,800 Fuck. 1261 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,800 It's so bad. 1262 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,800 I'm trying to go for like a deep story here. 1263 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,800 This isn't gonna work well. 1264 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,800 Oh wait, this is why I'm here. 1265 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,800 You wanted to have a paramedic on site just in case. 1266 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,800 Yeah, it's an intervention. 1267 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,800 Oh fuck. 1268 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,800 I went to a fucking Yankees game with Cece and it was like, fuck, ow. 1269 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,800 Ow man. 1270 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,800 Talking just, it slows the breathing down. 1271 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,800 Makes the heat come in so quick. 1272 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,800 Careful with the wires. 1273 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,800 Yeah, our high production value can't stand this. 1274 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,800 I'm seeing in 2D, you gotta bear with me my guy. 1275 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,800 Alibeck is also drunk and high today. 1276 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,800 I won't say drunk, I'm buzzed. 1277 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,800 But like, fuck, I'm really high. 1278 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,800 And wow. 1279 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,800 It's more hot. 1280 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,800 It's more than heat. 1281 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,800 Yeah, did you see the video I sent of, what's his name? 1282 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,800 The Hot Ones guy was eating the 1283 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,800 hot ones. 1284 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,800 And he was like, oh, I'm gonna go get some hot ones. 1285 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,800 And he was like, oh, I'm gonna go get some hot ones. 1286 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,800 And he was like, oh, I'm gonna go get some hot ones. 1287 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,000 It'd be like some Island 1288 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,800 Mhm 1289 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,800 And my criticism for this guy was 1290 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,800 to eat the whole最indeel 1291 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,800 to eat the whole quartet 1292 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,800 to eat the whole quartet 1293 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,800 so Mexican 1294 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,360 so Mexican 1295 01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,760 soKorean 1296 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,100 fucking 1297 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,800 fucking 1298 01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:02,800 fucking 1299 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,800 fucking 1300 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,800 fucking 1301 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,800 fucking 1302 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,800 fucking 1303 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,860 But I get this like tingling feeling in my arms dude. Hi for me 1304 01:03:12,860 --> 01:03:17,680 I have the fucking tingling feeling in my my hands are tingling right now cuz I'm fucking 1305 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,660 Bro, I'm fucking ass die right now. Oh 1306 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,680 It's like a hot well. I don't know do you get like a high off of it 1307 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:30,060 I mean a little bit now that I'm starting to come down a little bit, but bro. I 1308 01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:32,620 Feel like shit 1309 01:03:32,620 --> 01:03:39,240 I'm dying like I feel as much as he is I feel like I'm been fucking hyperventilating my lips are fucking twitching right now 1310 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:43,600 My lips are contracting. I can't like fucking wide in my mouth 1311 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,760 So I'm real angry 1312 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:55,440 Have released another song whoo oh shit the Beatles yeah, I love the Beatles gotta be AI 1313 01:03:55,440 --> 01:04:03,740 I fucking hate it they have John Lennon AI and I want to kill him again. I don't can I kill AI John Lennon? 1314 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:10,280 Let me know unplug the computer. That's right. It's not my list out there contract is so uncomfortable, bro 1315 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:16,880 Feel like I need to record this and play it back for him later. I feel like I'm trying to be like a fucking I 1316 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:22,720 Feel like I'm puckering my lips right now, and I literally cannot control it 1317 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,280 I'm having a fucking like dystonic reaction over here is fucking 1318 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,760 So my hair ways fine 1319 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,400 All right, so today 1320 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:40,200 Alley Mac we got a game. That's not based on trivia 1321 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:52,200 Mmm, so that's good for you. I guess why are you just talking to me? I don't know I'm under no legal 1322 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,200 Fucking welcome 1323 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,920 Actually, this is not a game show so you know why are we playing the V music? 1324 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,720 Got me all excited for nothing I 1325 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:06,680 Thought it was I thought Bob Barker was gonna talk up tells to get our pets spayed and neutered are you guys? 1326 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,120 Good actors 1327 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,120 Yeah 1328 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:17,080 Maybe you like 20 minutes, bro. Oh good theater kids. I still feel like I'm about to pass 1329 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:20,440 I could be I tell my patients. I care about them. I have some 1330 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:27,120 No, I think some atomic rhino would be a great way to follow up that 1331 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,000 Alright, where's Dan when you need him? 1332 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,960 Fucking Dan so it's okay. What's going on here? What's the music for? 1333 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:43,520 Yeah, so there's this there's this improv games called party quirks. Oh boy 1334 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:47,560 Ah whose line is it anyway? Oh, yeah, kind of like that. Yeah, so basically 1335 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:54,120 Tyler so I was having a hosting a party. Oh, we'll be the host of the party. You have to guess what? 1336 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,880 We all are I 1337 01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,360 Have to guess what you are. Yeah, don't look at the screen. So Tyler has to guess what we are 1338 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:05,520 So Tyler has to guess what we are. So yeah, so we're all gonna like play a character 1339 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:12,520 Okay, and go like the scene is like Tyler's host me a party and he has to during the scene 1340 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,720 He has to guess who we are if he gets it right then he gets a point for us 1341 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:22,000 And then the party we have around so I have to make points don't matter as far as as far as yeah the points don't matter 1342 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,640 Then we just go around and switch whoever like the the main 1343 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,320 Thinker is so I'm gonna send 1344 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,640 I 1345 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,360 Will send you 1346 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,360 Who you are? Yeah 1347 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:39,360 Move my phones dad. That's our that's a real expo. That's a real possibility 1348 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:46,320 You might have to still fucked up dude. My lips are contracted. I'm like uncomfortable still 1349 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,480 Might have to send me both mine 1350 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,480 contracted boys 1351 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:58,960 All right, that's for you. Did you get yours? Oh look at it in a second, bro. I 1352 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:08,400 Got mine that's great. I got nothing man. I don't know. I feel like there should be some kind of background music, right? 1353 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,800 Fuck okay. I got 1354 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:17,520 November rain that's not party music. I need that pipe clanging randomly 1355 01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:20,680 Hey, hey 1356 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:27,240 Wait, so are we all the same thing? No 1357 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,680 So did you get yours? Oh, yeah, this sets the mood. All right 1358 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:37,480 Did you get yours? Yeah, I get some more fucking volume here some more volume. Yeah 1359 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,760 All right 1360 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,600 We got so we got our characters and 1361 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:56,440 Tyler you started off to the party. All right, sup fuckers. Welcome to the party. Who the fuck am I? Wait, I don't even know who I 1362 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:03,200 Okay, I feel like I got it, okay, so fuckers welcome to the party we got beer in the back 1363 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,800 We're at Delta Chi fraternity 1364 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,640 You guys new pledges or something? I 1365 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:15,080 Wait, wait, we're at Delta Chi where any no, we're not we're not stopping 1366 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,020 I'm not asking. What do we got Larry King? Who are you? 1367 01:08:19,540 --> 01:08:23,040 So you do you know Biden? I'm speaking outside the thing right now 1368 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:27,680 But you can do it like we when you bring in one person at a time so you can kind of talk to our 1369 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,920 Okay, I just I started swinging early 1370 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:34,400 So are we trying to hide what we are? No, you're just playing a character 1371 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:39,680 We're trying to see if he can guess who we are. There's the point of the game wait, so do I pick out of a category? 1372 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,320 Of like what you just gave me no, you're just 1373 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:47,920 You have to do what he sent you. Okay, but he's just like hey, what do you do? Oh my god 1374 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,800 No, all right, we're good 1375 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:59,200 We got the fucking bottles in the back people. We got the fucking hoes 1376 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:04,280 So, uh, welcome to party who the fuck are you guys? I don't think I invited you to the party 1377 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:11,640 Do I'm just in fucking going to raise right now. All right, dude. Listen. Listen, who are you people? 1378 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,640 Why are you at my fucking party? 1379 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:17,800 Why are you asking me these questions? We're fine. We don't we don't need to stop. What the fuck are you? 1380 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,200 We don't need to stop. I'm trying to listen to this music, bro. You're fucking 1381 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:27,280 If you would stop talking, I'd be able to figure this out. Okay. Oh, okay. We're not we're fine. I don't know 1382 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:32,620 We don't need help. Okay, you got a bathroom. I know a hundred percent where I live 1383 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,520 You got a bathroom 1384 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,560 Sure. Yes 1385 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,560 We're just listen listen, this is a combine guy 1386 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,280 I'm the one who's driving 1387 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:51,720 We're fine. We don't need help. I'm so scared right now. I don't even know who you guys are. I ate too much Taco Bell 1388 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:58,760 And then I tried to save the world what do you think about this song man, I think it sucks 1389 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,120 We'll be fine no, no, don't no don't roll down the window 1390 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,640 Are we the car? What did we get in the car? 1391 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,580 I got some fucking towel and all 1392 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:38,800 No, don't act donut. Don't Tyler. Don't don't ask him. You don't don't ask him where we're going 1393 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,480 We're fine 1394 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,320 Listen man 1395 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:51,400 This guy's high as fuck. Am I just acting bro? I don't know but he's both dude. I'm just telling you man 1396 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,880 I'm vibing out with you want to take a guess at any of us. I think that you're Bernie Sanders 1397 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,400 I'm fucking 1398 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:01,480 Bernie Sanders. I think that Mike's Bernie Sanders 1399 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,760 He's either Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden or something like that 1400 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:13,360 I think he's a VT or some rave guy. Yeah 1401 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,760 Yeah, I was 1402 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:28,600 I'm serious EDM DJ. You're talking about Tyler. Yeah, we're not lost. Okay, we're not stopping 1403 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,040 Listen bro, I saw the signal, but I just had to take a shit so bad 1404 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:46,480 I couldn't take a shit. What are you constipated? Yes constipated? 1405 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:58,560 I'm a bad man. What? No. No. You already fucked up bismol. I'm dead. So you're damn Bishop? 1406 01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,560 I'm like what? 1407 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:06,800 Take your fucking hood down bro. Winner winner chicken dinner. That's the best one all night. 1408 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:13,960 I still have no fucking idea who you are. We're not stopping. Are you an angry dad that's trying to go to fucking Disney World? 1409 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:19,560 He's getting there. He's getting there. What do angry dads driving not want to do? 1410 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:28,240 Yeah, at one point I was trying to because it was old man who won't stop for directions and my old man 1411 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:38,180 My old man, I don't need the GPS the map works just fine. I mean the party 1412 01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:55,900 My old man's voice sounds a lot like Bernie Sanders. I think all people should be allowed to stop for directions. Can I be the Zodiac Killer? 1413 01:12:55,900 --> 01:13:08,500 Also your Tyler aka Ken Cruz. Ali Mack you're hosting a party. That man ate my son. Oh I'm hosting a party. Send me a message. Nooooooooo. 1414 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:12,700 I think I might be too retarded for this. I'm going to give you guys some rolls here. Really? 1415 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:26,300 That was actually meant for Dan. What that one? Which one was I supposed to be? I'll give you yours. So who's hosting the party now? Ali Mack. 1416 01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:43,300 Alright here. Tyler look at mine. Was it me? Was he supposed to act as me? No. I know this person really well. That's really funny. Dan Juan? 1417 01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:58,300 Alright. Damn dude that's fucking crazy. There's no way I would be at this party. This music sucks. Yeah I don't. This isn't opera. Bro I ain't a famous EDM DJ anymore. This isn't WMHT. 1418 01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:14,300 I'm just hosting a party my guy. Dude listen. This party is fucking sick. You're fucking sick. I fucking love this shit man. I fucking love it. Dude you're so fucking cool. Dude listen this party is one of the coolest parties I've ever been to bro. 1419 01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:31,300 I fucking love this shit bro. What's up bro? Hey girl. What's up dude? Girl. Don't fuck it. You using that bro? Don't be greedy with it. Oh dude you doing that shit? That shit is fucking sick. I bet you can do it. Oh dude you can hit that shit so fucking hard bro. 1420 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:50,300 Dude you're so fucking cool. Dude this guy. Dude look at this guy. This guy is one of the coolest guys I've ever met in my entire fucking life. What else you got? You got bottle to x out? You got bottle to x out? Dude listen. Oh shit. I'm thinking you're probably on math. No. Hey girl you know I got as much power as a GE engine because I can go all night long. 1421 01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:55,900 This guy over here right here, dude, you should go in a date with this guy because he's fucking spider 1422 01:14:56,660 --> 01:15:01,420 Dude, listen, did you know everybody else thinks that I'm the best but listen, I'm not the best 1423 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:07,660 These guys are the best also sick party bro. I fucking love this. Did you know you can tell the manufacturer 1424 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:10,540 by the wheel arrangement 1425 01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:20,540 I just pull a muscle in my neck for a shit. I'm gonna hit it again. I'm gonna hit it again. 1426 01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:26,540 This is an acid trip, what is happening? What is happening? I can't even speak, I don't know what to say. 1427 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:31,540 Dude, listen, it's okay if you don't know what to speak about because you're just fucking awesome, dude. I fucking love you man. 1428 01:15:31,540 --> 01:15:36,540 I have no fucking idea who any of you are but you all sound like lunatics. 1429 01:15:36,540 --> 01:15:44,540 Listen man, I'm you especially. I'm gonna go off the rails. Wait, out of the scenario, that's just normal for Tyler, right? 1430 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:50,540 Bro, this shit's fucking sick. Who are you? What do you do? I'm trying to figure it out man. Don't worry girl. 1431 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:57,540 I need something to go off of. Listen man, I'm just here to get the party going and to make sure that everyone feels good bro. 1432 01:15:57,540 --> 01:16:01,540 I think this is great. Bro, you might try to take a couple of these for home. 1433 01:16:01,540 --> 01:16:08,540 Dude, are you fucking serious man? Because you can do that shit right here. Because guess what man? You do this shit right here. 1434 01:16:08,540 --> 01:16:15,540 That's gonna fucking get this shit fucking going. Hell yeah man. Fucking yeah. 1435 01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:20,540 I'm gonna fucking open the ball. Okay. Yeah. Let's go bro. 1436 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:29,540 Dude, you know DJ Khaled? He's like my idol bro. DJ Khaled just going DJ Khaled. Dude, it gets people so fucking, it gets people going man. 1437 01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:37,540 When DJ Khaled gets up on the stage and he just screams DJ Khaled. It makes people fucking so hyped up bro. 1438 01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:43,540 Woo. You doing lines of coke? Yeah man. DJ Khaled. 1439 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:51,540 Hey girl. I don't know. Hey girl. Yeah. The way that train plowed into that other train is what I want to do to you later. 1440 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:54,540 I don't know what the... 1441 01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:59,540 Hey girl. Alright, let's get some guests in and be back. See, you're on nap. 1442 01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:04,540 I mean he's not wrong but yeah. Nah dude. 1443 01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:08,540 Well you're on something. Nah man, I'm on hype. 1444 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:13,540 The way that one train plowed into that other train is what I want to do to you later. 1445 01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:17,540 I don't know. You're trying to be like some dude that just got real shitty pick up lines or something. 1446 01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:20,540 He's getting there. He's getting there. He's close. 1447 01:17:20,540 --> 01:17:25,540 What are you like a fucking dude on Tinder assumption? I don't fucking know. 1448 01:17:25,540 --> 01:17:32,540 What the fuck? Talking about trains my guy. Talking about trains? Yeah. 1449 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:38,540 What are you a fucking train enthusiast that's trying to pick chicks up or something? Yeah. 1450 01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:42,540 It's literally just an over sexualized version of me. 1451 01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:46,540 Train man's pick up lines. Yeah. And you're like over there. 1452 01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:50,540 I'm like trains aren't that sexy. 1453 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:53,540 That fucking went to my head bro. Jesus Christ. 1454 01:17:53,540 --> 01:17:58,540 Dude I'm still fucking... I still taste it. I know right? 1455 01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:03,540 Dude you are fucking sick. Everybody here is a fucking king man. I love this shit. 1456 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:06,540 Wait are you like a gay dude? Nah dude I'm loving this shit. 1457 01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:08,540 Are you Jimmy Fallon? Hell yeah. I'm loving this shit. 1458 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:12,540 Are you Jimmy Fallon? Who the fuck talks like that? Are you a specific person? 1459 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:16,540 No I'm the type of person. Are you the fucking frat boy? No. 1460 01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:18,540 Fuck I thought you got it. 1461 01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:22,540 Hell yeah man. I love this shit. This guy over here. 1462 01:18:22,540 --> 01:18:26,540 One of the coolest guys I've ever fucking met. Are you like the drunk dude at the party that loves everyone? 1463 01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:32,540 Closer. I'm doing this shit. I'm making sure everybody's having a good time. 1464 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:34,540 You fucking great. He's fucking great. 1465 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:38,540 Are you the nice guy at a party? I don't know. Nah dude. 1466 01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:42,540 I'm the guy. I'm everyone else's hype man. 1467 01:18:42,540 --> 01:18:45,540 Wait you just like the hype beast? Yeah I'm a hype beast bro. 1468 01:18:45,540 --> 01:18:48,540 What am I Alibeck? He's Tyler. 1469 01:18:48,540 --> 01:18:52,540 Yeah you're fucking... I don't know you look like Tyler. No you're not. 1470 01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:57,540 I'm fucking storing smelling salts. I didn't get as much audio out of you as I did. 1471 01:18:57,540 --> 01:18:59,540 You're overthinking it. 1472 01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:03,540 Wait are you you? What? What are you you? No. 1473 01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:06,540 I'm addicted to smelling salts. 1474 01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:09,540 Oh. That's fucking stupid. 1475 01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:12,540 This guy's doing lines in the bathroom. 1476 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,540 Lines is a smell of salts. 1477 01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:18,540 Alibeck you got one. You got one of those. 1478 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:20,540 Oh yeah whatever. 1479 01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:26,540 That's a miracle I got the one. I can't even remember what I guessed for you. 1480 01:19:26,540 --> 01:19:30,540 I'm a guy trying to pick up chicks with train facts. 1481 01:19:30,540 --> 01:19:32,540 Oh shit yeah I'm actually kinda surprised. 1482 01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:37,540 Which is why we all collectively died laughing because I actually know train facts. 1483 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:38,540 That's the problem. 1484 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:41,540 Alright for train man's party. 1485 01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:43,540 Wait do we get to do one on you? 1486 01:19:43,540 --> 01:19:46,540 Yeah. I mean I didn't make any for myself. 1487 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:49,540 I think we can think of something for each of us to be. 1488 01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:53,540 Yeah for train man's party I'm sending you a... 1489 01:19:53,540 --> 01:19:57,540 This is a sad party. 1490 01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:58,540 Alibeck. 1491 01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:01,540 Alright I gotta look at my phone here. 1492 01:20:01,540 --> 01:20:04,540 That's actually really funny. 1493 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:06,540 See the problem is like I don't know. 1494 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:10,540 Like I doubt I'll... like if it's anything remotely pop culture I won't know. 1495 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:13,540 I'm gonna try to fucking really method act this one. 1496 01:20:13,540 --> 01:20:16,540 This one's funny. I love this one. 1497 01:20:16,540 --> 01:20:17,540 Oh god. 1498 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:19,540 You played the part well. 1499 01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:21,540 I could yeah. 1500 01:20:21,540 --> 01:20:25,540 Alright train man you got your party going here. 1501 01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:30,540 This is not my party. This is not the type of music I would have but go on. 1502 01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:32,540 Let's do it. Listen. Hey. 1503 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:33,540 Okay. 1504 01:20:33,540 --> 01:20:34,540 Don't touch me. 1505 01:20:34,540 --> 01:20:35,540 Listen. 1506 01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,540 Don't touch me. 1507 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:38,540 Are you doing me now? Don't touch me. 1508 01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:39,540 Listen. 1509 01:20:39,540 --> 01:20:42,540 Do you have a relative that died recently? 1510 01:20:42,540 --> 01:20:43,540 Buddy. 1511 01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:45,540 Are you a medium or a psychic? 1512 01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:48,540 Do you have a relative that died recently that starts with P? 1513 01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:49,540 If I were you. 1514 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,540 Do you start with P? 1515 01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:51,540 If I were you Tyler. 1516 01:20:51,540 --> 01:20:52,540 Tyler if I were you. 1517 01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:53,540 You're some kind of medium or psychic. 1518 01:20:53,540 --> 01:20:55,540 If I were you I would try to get out of your sim. 1519 01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:58,540 Peter. Peter. Peter. 1520 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:01,540 Pop. Pop. Pop. It. Preston. 1521 01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:02,540 I. 1522 01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:03,540 You know. 1523 01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:06,540 That's the problem with youth today in America. 1524 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:07,540 Listen. 1525 01:21:07,540 --> 01:21:09,540 Is that we have these type of kids coming out here. 1526 01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:10,540 No. No. Listen. 1527 01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:11,540 You just really can't. 1528 01:21:11,540 --> 01:21:13,540 Do you have a family member that died? 1529 01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:14,540 Because I. 1530 01:21:14,540 --> 01:21:16,540 Well I can't really say whether one way or the other. 1531 01:21:16,540 --> 01:21:17,540 I'm getting a real. 1532 01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:19,540 Listen. I can't commit to. 1533 01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:21,540 I'm getting an eye on the spectrum. 1534 01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:22,540 Okay. 1535 01:21:22,540 --> 01:21:24,540 It doesn't matter what's going to happen. 1536 01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:25,540 I'm getting. 1537 01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:26,540 I'm getting. 1538 01:21:26,540 --> 01:21:27,540 I'm getting. 1539 01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:28,540 I'm getting a force. 1540 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,540 I'm getting a force. 1541 01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:30,540 Some kind of medium but I don't. 1542 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:31,540 I'm getting a force. 1543 01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:32,540 It's coming. 1544 01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:33,540 Is it a cat? 1545 01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:34,540 Is it a cat? 1546 01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:35,540 I think. 1547 01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:38,420 For some reason you feel like a weird cross between a medium or a psychic and the sham 1548 01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:39,420 wow guy. 1549 01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:40,420 I don't know why. 1550 01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:41,420 That's really fucking funny dude. 1551 01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:42,420 Bam. 1552 01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:43,420 There's a friend with a sergeant P. 1553 01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:44,420 P? 1554 01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,420 Is there a P over here? 1555 01:21:45,420 --> 01:21:46,420 Oh. 1556 01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:47,420 Oh no. 1557 01:21:47,420 --> 01:21:48,420 I don't know. 1558 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:49,420 I don't know any more. 1559 01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:50,420 I think we got to clean up our streets. 1560 01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:51,420 We got to make our country safer. 1561 01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:52,420 I don't know. 1562 01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:53,420 I don't know. 1563 01:21:53,420 --> 01:21:54,420 I don't know. 1564 01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:55,420 I don't know. 1565 01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:56,420 I don't know. 1566 01:21:56,420 --> 01:21:57,420 I don't know. 1567 01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:58,580 Are you Donald Trump? 1568 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,160 Are you Donald Trump? 1569 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,420 Are you Donald Trump? 1570 01:22:02,420 --> 01:22:03,420 No. 1571 01:22:03,420 --> 01:22:11,420 I can hear spirit talking to me he's saying that you have five million dollars in your 1572 01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:12,420 bank account right? 1573 01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:13,500 Are you schizophrenic? 1574 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:16,640 You have five million dollars in your bank account. 1575 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,920 Is there where's the money? 1576 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,920 That's what I'm getting is where's the money? 1577 01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:23,900 This guy, he's possessed by his spirit currently. 1578 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:28,300 All I'm saying is that everybody's gonna wish that they got out of here a little bit. 1579 01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:29,660 Okay, okay, listen. 1580 01:22:29,660 --> 01:22:33,100 He sounds like me, actually, like when I'm at work, like. 1581 01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:35,260 I'm getting it, I'm getting it, I'm getting it. 1582 01:22:35,260 --> 01:22:37,500 Just saying, this room's a ticking time bomb. 1583 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,300 I'm getting it. 1584 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:40,220 Just waiting for somebody to light the match. 1585 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:41,500 I'm getting a... 1586 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,620 Are you an arsonist? 1587 01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:45,420 No. 1588 01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:47,100 I have no fucking idea. 1589 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,620 I'm getting a... 1590 01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:50,060 I don't even want to be here. 1591 01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:50,940 Is there paint thinner? 1592 01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:52,140 I don't fucking like any of these people. 1593 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:53,260 Do you like paint thinner? 1594 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:54,700 Do you smell? 1595 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:57,740 Well, I can't really say one way or the other. 1596 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,820 Are you a politician of some sort? 1597 01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:00,540 Yes. 1598 01:23:00,540 --> 01:23:01,340 Just a politician? 1599 01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:04,540 Just a politician who is indecisive. 1600 01:23:04,540 --> 01:23:05,040 Okay. 1601 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,380 So all of them. 1602 01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:09,420 Who doesn't want to answer a question? 1603 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:12,700 Are you a medium, Tyler, or no? 1604 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,300 I'm a medium of some sort. 1605 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,020 Of some sort. 1606 01:23:15,020 --> 01:23:16,140 Are you a fake medium? 1607 01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:19,340 Like one of those television ones? 1608 01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:21,100 I'm the worst psychic in America. 1609 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:24,380 The worst psychic in America? 1610 01:23:24,380 --> 01:23:25,740 I think music... 1611 01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:28,060 I listen to Eminem the whole way here. 1612 01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:31,260 Are you white trash from the suburbs? 1613 01:23:31,260 --> 01:23:31,760 No. 1614 01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:35,180 I'm just saying this ain't the party to be at tonight. 1615 01:23:35,180 --> 01:23:36,300 You're Ali-Mac. 1616 01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:37,260 You're Ali-Mac. 1617 01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:38,220 Not with me around. 1618 01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:39,900 You don't want this party here, man. 1619 01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:40,860 Are you a school shooter? 1620 01:23:41,580 --> 01:23:42,540 That's what I was thinking. 1621 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,540 I'm saying you're getting kind of close, my guy. 1622 01:23:45,740 --> 01:23:48,140 You're like a homegrown terrorist for some time. 1623 01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:49,740 I ain't into school though, are we? 1624 01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:50,940 Where am I right now? 1625 01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:51,820 What do I want to do? 1626 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:53,260 I want to fucking... 1627 01:23:53,260 --> 01:23:55,020 You look like you want to shoot up a school. 1628 01:23:55,020 --> 01:23:57,020 That's why I asked that question. 1629 01:23:58,780 --> 01:24:00,700 I don't want to shoot up a school, man. 1630 01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:01,580 But this party... 1631 01:24:04,460 --> 01:24:06,540 A guy who hates parties a lot. 1632 01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:08,460 I just showed up and he was like, 1633 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:09,820 Tyler, you're right. 1634 01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:10,460 So he's me? 1635 01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:12,220 No, he hates parties. 1636 01:24:12,220 --> 01:24:16,540 The only way to fix it is just to fucking cut the head off the snake. 1637 01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:17,340 And this party... 1638 01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,060 Oh my fucking god. 1639 01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:19,900 I'm a fucking serial killer? 1640 01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:22,300 You're getting colder. 1641 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:24,380 Who are you? 1642 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:25,500 Who are you people? 1643 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:25,980 I want to shoot... 1644 01:24:25,980 --> 01:24:26,940 The numbers, Mason. 1645 01:24:26,940 --> 01:24:27,820 What do they mean? 1646 01:24:27,820 --> 01:24:29,580 I want to shoot up this fucking party. 1647 01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:31,180 That's fucking scary, man. 1648 01:24:31,180 --> 01:24:32,620 That's who I am. 1649 01:24:33,980 --> 01:24:36,860 So you were so close with school shooter. 1650 01:24:36,860 --> 01:24:38,460 I was trying to point you in the right direction. 1651 01:24:38,460 --> 01:24:41,260 He secretly wants to shoot up the entire party. 1652 01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:44,780 That's why I like this room's a fucking ticking time bomb. 1653 01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:47,100 I feel like school shooter's pretty close. 1654 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:48,700 I was over there driving here and I'm like... 1655 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,980 3AM in the morning, body's laying all over the floor. 1656 01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:54,300 So I was listening to the music. 1657 01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:56,540 If you're wearing a trench coat or something, that'd be... 1658 01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:57,660 I should have known. 1659 01:24:57,660 --> 01:25:00,220 I kept breaking character because it was funny. 1660 01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:00,700 But... 1661 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:01,020 I know. 1662 01:25:01,020 --> 01:25:01,740 That's the problem. 1663 01:25:01,740 --> 01:25:02,780 Because I'd be like, bro, listen to me. 1664 01:25:02,780 --> 01:25:04,060 His method acting was shitty. 1665 01:25:04,060 --> 01:25:04,860 Don't fucking touch him. 1666 01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:05,500 I'll tell you what. 1667 01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:06,620 You want to get out of here. 1668 01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:08,300 Pick whatever you want and I'll guess. 1669 01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:09,580 What's that? 1670 01:25:09,580 --> 01:25:11,820 Pick whatever you want and I'll guess. 1671 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:12,220 Okay. 1672 01:25:12,220 --> 01:25:17,260 I got one. 1673 01:25:17,260 --> 01:25:18,300 This party's bumping. 1674 01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:20,060 I want to do one purely for... 1675 01:25:20,060 --> 01:25:22,060 We're picking what we're going to be for you? 1676 01:25:22,060 --> 01:25:22,380 Yeah. 1677 01:25:22,380 --> 01:25:22,780 Okay. 1678 01:25:22,780 --> 01:25:26,060 I'm purely going to do one for shock value and the fun of it. 1679 01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:28,380 So you need to be like a category of person. 1680 01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:30,460 You can't pretend to be a person. 1681 01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:31,020 No, you can't. 1682 01:25:31,020 --> 01:25:31,900 You can be anybody. 1683 01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:32,780 Oh, oh, good, good. 1684 01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:36,700 You gotta give me a minute. 1685 01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,700 My hair is warm enough for this, but... 1686 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:39,500 Listen, man. 1687 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:42,220 Look, you are wrong, okay? 1688 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:43,980 Casey, you are fucking wrong. 1689 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:46,700 Christ is the only way. 1690 01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:47,740 Oh, you're Tyler. 1691 01:25:47,740 --> 01:25:47,980 Yeah. 1692 01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:49,500 Oh, you're Tyler. 1693 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:52,300 Wait, do we start? 1694 01:25:52,300 --> 01:25:53,580 Do I just blow it? 1695 01:25:53,580 --> 01:25:53,900 Yeah. 1696 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,420 Oh, I mean, that's fine. 1697 01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:57,100 I was doing that more for just the purely... 1698 01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:58,140 Everyone wants to be me. 1699 01:25:58,140 --> 01:26:00,780 I was going to say, I was going to get picked up on immediately. 1700 01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:01,580 I just did it. 1701 01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:04,780 I literally said just purely for the shock value and for the fun of it. 1702 01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:06,140 Dude, everyone wants to be me. 1703 01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:06,460 I know. 1704 01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:08,140 I kind of look like John Travolta. 1705 01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:09,580 I kind of look like John Travolta. 1706 01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:11,100 Christ is the only way. 1707 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:11,900 He is. 1708 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,340 We're going to get us canceled. 1709 01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:13,740 All right. 1710 01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:14,700 Welcome, friends. 1711 01:26:15,340 --> 01:26:16,140 Come on in. 1712 01:26:16,140 --> 01:26:16,940 I got a good one. 1713 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:18,860 Hey, man. 1714 01:26:18,860 --> 01:26:19,660 Come on in, friends. 1715 01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:19,900 Welcome to the party. 1716 01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:20,940 Hey, man, do you have Wi-Fi? 1717 01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:23,420 No, I actually... 1718 01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:27,020 I'm very happy that they have Wi-Fi because that would give me fucking cancer. 1719 01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:27,660 I'm so happy. 1720 01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:29,260 Can everybody turn off their cell phones? 1721 01:26:29,260 --> 01:26:30,300 Are you California? 1722 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:31,420 Everything gives you cancer? 1723 01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:34,140 Do you have medical condition or something? 1724 01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:34,860 No, no. 1725 01:26:34,860 --> 01:26:36,220 I just really think that... 1726 01:26:36,220 --> 01:26:38,220 Are you Chuck from Better Call Saul? 1727 01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:44,220 No, but that's funny, too. 1728 01:26:44,220 --> 01:26:46,220 I thought he had you. 1729 01:26:46,220 --> 01:26:48,220 I really thought he had you there. 1730 01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:52,220 Dude, if you got like a Faraday cage to put everybody's phone in or something. 1731 01:26:52,220 --> 01:26:54,220 Are you schizophrenic? 1732 01:26:54,220 --> 01:26:56,220 Are you allergic to electricity? 1733 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:58,220 I mean, like... 1734 01:26:58,220 --> 01:27:00,220 He's Tyler Lee. 1735 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:02,220 I'm going through this shit. 1736 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:04,220 And, you know, let me tell you, you have too many things that listen to you right now. 1737 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:06,220 Dude, look at that Alexa. 1738 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:08,220 You got to turn that shit off. 1739 01:27:08,220 --> 01:27:10,220 It's fucking bad. 1740 01:27:10,220 --> 01:27:12,220 He's the Infowars guy. 1741 01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:14,220 He's the Infowars guy. 1742 01:27:14,220 --> 01:27:16,220 Closer. 1743 01:27:16,220 --> 01:27:18,220 Listen, listen. 1744 01:27:18,220 --> 01:27:20,220 Do you know the person who runs this shit? 1745 01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:22,220 It's not a human. 1746 01:27:22,220 --> 01:27:24,220 It's a fucking lizard person. 1747 01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:26,220 Joe Biden likes to fuck girls that are below the age of... 1748 01:27:26,220 --> 01:27:28,220 Have you guys met? 1749 01:27:28,220 --> 01:27:30,220 Tyler Lee? 1750 01:27:30,220 --> 01:27:32,220 Have you guys met? 1751 01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:34,220 Fuck, I forgot who I was going to be. 1752 01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:36,220 Fuck. 1753 01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:38,220 Hold up, give me a minute. 1754 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:40,220 So you were just Tyler screaming at me? 1755 01:27:40,220 --> 01:27:42,220 Yeah, it was just Tyler. 1756 01:27:42,220 --> 01:27:44,220 Oh, I thought you...I didn't realize...I fucking guessed that though. 1757 01:27:44,220 --> 01:27:46,220 I thought you were doing that as a joke. 1758 01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:48,220 I didn't realize that was actually happening. 1759 01:27:48,220 --> 01:27:50,220 I literally said, I'm like, I just kind of want to do this just for the fun of it. 1760 01:27:50,220 --> 01:27:52,220 Dude, being me is pretty fun. 1761 01:27:52,220 --> 01:27:54,220 I know. 1762 01:27:54,220 --> 01:27:58,220 I can just say politically incorrect shit and get away with it for no reason. 1763 01:27:58,220 --> 01:28:00,220 So Casey, 1764 01:28:00,220 --> 01:28:02,220 have you ever just thought about space? 1765 01:28:02,220 --> 01:28:04,220 Have you ever just really thought about... 1766 01:28:04,220 --> 01:28:06,220 Am I allowed to do another one? 1767 01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:08,220 Are you Neil the Grass Tyson? 1768 01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:10,220 No. 1769 01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:12,220 You just made me want to do another one actually. 1770 01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:14,220 Thank you for... 1771 01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:16,220 I did the same thing to him. 1772 01:28:16,220 --> 01:28:18,220 I feel like this is just a bonus. 1773 01:28:18,220 --> 01:28:20,220 That took me so long to come up with, dude. 1774 01:28:20,220 --> 01:28:22,220 This is just like the bonus. 1775 01:28:22,220 --> 01:28:24,220 Tyler, you're just a conspiracy theorist. 1776 01:28:24,220 --> 01:28:26,220 Yeah, that's right. 1777 01:28:26,220 --> 01:28:28,220 I just thought of another one that I want to do. 1778 01:28:28,220 --> 01:28:30,220 What's the mean? 1779 01:28:30,220 --> 01:28:32,220 This is kind of free reign. 1780 01:28:32,220 --> 01:28:34,220 We're doing just the bonus round now where we just come up with random characters. 1781 01:28:34,220 --> 01:28:36,220 Yeah. 1782 01:28:36,220 --> 01:28:38,220 I guess so. 1783 01:28:38,220 --> 01:28:40,220 All right. 1784 01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:42,220 I got like, you know, another set for you. 1785 01:28:42,220 --> 01:28:44,220 You guys ever fuck on heroin? 1786 01:28:44,220 --> 01:28:46,220 While we're waiting for him, should I just do another one? 1787 01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:48,220 Yeah. 1788 01:28:48,220 --> 01:28:50,220 Let's see. 1789 01:28:50,220 --> 01:28:52,220 I'm sending you. 1790 01:28:52,220 --> 01:28:54,220 Well, this one's for Tyler. 1791 01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:56,220 This one's for Tyler. 1792 01:28:56,220 --> 01:28:58,220 This one's for Tyler. 1793 01:28:58,220 --> 01:29:00,220 Okay. 1794 01:29:00,220 --> 01:29:02,220 I'm sending you a character. 1795 01:29:02,220 --> 01:29:04,220 Are you sending me a character? 1796 01:29:04,220 --> 01:29:06,220 No, I'm sending a... 1797 01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:08,220 How the fuck do I even do this one? 1798 01:29:08,220 --> 01:29:10,220 Oh, I'm Tyler again. 1799 01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:12,220 What the fuck? 1800 01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:14,220 I'm tougher again. 1801 01:29:16,220 --> 01:29:18,220 All right, Tyler. 1802 01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:20,220 How do you act that? 1803 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:22,220 That's such a specific thing. 1804 01:29:22,220 --> 01:29:24,220 How do you act that without giving it... 1805 01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:26,220 You need to give some sort of hint. 1806 01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:28,220 The problem is, none of them are here. 1807 01:29:28,220 --> 01:29:30,220 The problem is, none of them are here. 1808 01:29:30,220 --> 01:29:32,220 All right, Tyler. 1809 01:29:32,220 --> 01:29:34,220 You're a party. 1810 01:29:34,220 --> 01:29:36,220 All right, friends. What's up? 1811 01:29:36,220 --> 01:29:38,220 Did you give the theater kid the hard one? 1812 01:29:38,220 --> 01:29:40,220 What's up, friends? 1813 01:29:40,220 --> 01:29:42,220 We got a poker table. 1814 01:29:42,220 --> 01:29:44,220 I really hate my life. 1815 01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:46,220 My wife is a piece of shit. I don't really want to see her right now. 1816 01:29:46,220 --> 01:29:48,220 Me too, bro. 1817 01:29:48,220 --> 01:29:50,220 Hold on, I gotta take this fucking call. 1818 01:29:50,220 --> 01:29:52,220 Wait, whose party is this? 1819 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,220 It's time to fucking party, bro. 1820 01:29:54,220 --> 01:29:56,220 No, I'm serious, man. 1821 01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:58,220 I gotta be out of here. 1822 01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:00,220 Are you just a guy who jerks off to Hentai? 1823 01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:02,220 Sell it. 1824 01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:04,220 I gotta be out of here at midnight. 1825 01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:06,220 Sell it! Are you a fucking day trader? 1826 01:30:08,220 --> 01:30:10,220 I'm a condescending stockbroker. 1827 01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:14,220 That was so oddly specific. 1828 01:30:14,220 --> 01:30:16,220 Sell it, you fucker. 1829 01:30:16,220 --> 01:30:18,220 Bro, I really gotta know what time it is. 1830 01:30:18,220 --> 01:30:20,220 I gotta get out of here before... 1831 01:30:20,220 --> 01:30:22,220 Dude, if I'm here past midnight... 1832 01:30:22,220 --> 01:30:24,220 Are you a werewolf? 1833 01:30:24,220 --> 01:30:26,220 Yeah. 1834 01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:28,220 That's what I mean. How do I fucking act like that? 1835 01:30:28,220 --> 01:30:30,220 Like one of them goes... 1836 01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:34,220 Are you gonna be like, what? 1837 01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,220 I really don't think we can air this episode. 1838 01:30:36,220 --> 01:30:38,220 I don't think we can air this episode. 1839 01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:40,220 Are you a porn addict? 1840 01:30:40,220 --> 01:30:42,220 Wait, do you want them to get it? 1841 01:30:42,220 --> 01:30:44,220 What? Do you want the person to get it? 1842 01:30:44,220 --> 01:30:46,220 Yes. Oh, I thought you were trying... 1843 01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:48,220 No, are you trying to fucking... 1844 01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:50,220 I have a fundamental misunderstanding of this game. 1845 01:30:50,220 --> 01:30:52,220 I thought you were trying to make it hard for the person to get it. 1846 01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:54,220 Well, you are. 1847 01:30:54,220 --> 01:30:56,220 Are you like... 1848 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:58,220 You're not supposed to make it obvious. 1849 01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:00,220 Are you a horndog? 1850 01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:02,220 He's getting there. 1851 01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:04,220 Are you just a guy who's trying to fuck? 1852 01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:06,220 Are you a man whore? 1853 01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:10,220 I can't even remember what you said. 1854 01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:12,220 Yeah, bro. Look at those girls on that pole. 1855 01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:16,220 Oh, yeah! 1856 01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:18,220 That's it right there. 1857 01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:20,220 Never mind, I remember what you are. 1858 01:31:20,220 --> 01:31:22,220 It's two o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon and here I am. 1859 01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:24,220 Is this the fucking guy who runs the strip club? 1860 01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:26,220 Yeah. 1861 01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:28,220 He just comes every time he sees the strip club. 1862 01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:30,220 He just comes every time? He's Dan? 1863 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:34,220 Oh, yeah, I should have... 1864 01:31:34,220 --> 01:31:36,220 He's gonna cum in his pants. 1865 01:31:36,220 --> 01:31:38,220 I should have just done this. 1866 01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:42,220 For those of you at home, there's a post-it note in my chair that says, Dan sits here. 1867 01:31:42,220 --> 01:31:44,220 Put that on his paper space. 1868 01:31:46,220 --> 01:31:48,220 Here's a good character for you, Tyler. 1869 01:31:48,220 --> 01:31:50,220 Okay. 1870 01:31:50,220 --> 01:31:52,220 This one's for Train Man. 1871 01:31:56,220 --> 01:31:58,220 Hi, Mac, I'm giving you another roll. 1872 01:31:58,220 --> 01:32:00,220 Oh, is it my turn to have the party? 1873 01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:02,220 Where the fuck did my phone go? 1874 01:32:02,220 --> 01:32:04,220 Oh, there it is. 1875 01:32:04,220 --> 01:32:06,220 I didn't do well at this the first time. 1876 01:32:08,220 --> 01:32:10,220 Oh, that's a good one. 1877 01:32:10,220 --> 01:32:12,220 Okay. 1878 01:32:12,220 --> 01:32:14,220 Alright, Train Man's hosting the party. 1879 01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:16,220 Alright. 1880 01:32:16,220 --> 01:32:18,220 Oh. 1881 01:32:18,220 --> 01:32:20,220 Jesus. 1882 01:32:20,220 --> 01:32:26,220 Can we take a picture of him and make it the cover for today's episode? 1883 01:32:26,220 --> 01:32:28,220 What the fuck are you on about, bro? 1884 01:32:28,220 --> 01:32:30,220 Are you Don Juan? 1885 01:32:32,220 --> 01:32:34,220 Dan, we miss you. 1886 01:32:34,220 --> 01:32:38,220 What the fuck are you? 1887 01:32:46,220 --> 01:32:48,220 A complete and utter psychopath. 1888 01:32:48,220 --> 01:32:50,220 No, he can't be himself. 1889 01:32:52,220 --> 01:32:54,220 Listen, Dan, I don't fucking see any of these people, man. 1890 01:32:56,220 --> 01:32:58,220 Are you a guy who sees dead people after the war? 1891 01:32:58,220 --> 01:33:00,220 Are you having like Vietnam flashbacks right now? 1892 01:33:00,220 --> 01:33:02,220 Yeah, that's a Vietnam guy with you. 1893 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:04,220 Is it? Was it? 1894 01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:06,220 Yeah. 1895 01:33:06,220 --> 01:33:08,220 Fuck. 1896 01:33:08,220 --> 01:33:10,220 I got too engrossed in that. I gotta remember what I was. 1897 01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:12,220 This dude here fucking sucks. 1898 01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:14,220 Are you Gordon Ramsay? 1899 01:33:14,220 --> 01:33:16,220 There you go. 1900 01:33:16,220 --> 01:33:18,220 This is such a hard one without giving it away. 1901 01:33:18,220 --> 01:33:20,220 Fuck. 1902 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,220 Who are you? 1903 01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:24,220 I didn't even have to say, I said like two words and just stayed there. 1904 01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:26,220 I'm not gonna do that. 1905 01:33:26,220 --> 01:33:28,220 I said like two words and just stared off. 1906 01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:30,220 I'm like, hold on, wait a minute. 1907 01:33:30,220 --> 01:33:32,220 How are you doing, bro? 1908 01:33:32,220 --> 01:33:34,220 I'm just glad we're on a break. 1909 01:33:36,220 --> 01:33:38,220 I needed a drink. 1910 01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:40,220 You're Alex McDonald. 1911 01:33:42,220 --> 01:33:46,220 Oh yeah, so part of the thing is like you can ask some questions to try to figure out who they are. 1912 01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:48,220 Are you an athlete? 1913 01:33:48,220 --> 01:33:50,220 No, I'm not. 1914 01:33:50,220 --> 01:33:54,220 I mean, maybe some people would think that, but no. 1915 01:33:54,220 --> 01:33:56,220 Fuck out my voice is shot. 1916 01:33:56,220 --> 01:33:58,220 Are you Bert Kreischer? 1917 01:33:58,220 --> 01:34:00,220 No. 1918 01:34:00,220 --> 01:34:02,220 He is the machine. 1919 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:04,220 Fuck that guy. 1920 01:34:04,220 --> 01:34:06,220 I fucking hate stand up comedians. Nothing like what I do. 1921 01:34:06,220 --> 01:34:08,220 Are you Joe Rogan? 1922 01:34:08,220 --> 01:34:10,220 Are you a SoundCloud rapper? 1923 01:34:10,220 --> 01:34:12,220 No. You need to have fucking talent to do what I do. 1924 01:34:12,220 --> 01:34:14,220 Nobody. 1925 01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:16,220 Are you Kanye? 1926 01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:18,220 You're fucking heavy for everybody. 1927 01:34:18,220 --> 01:34:20,220 Are you a singer? 1928 01:34:20,220 --> 01:34:22,220 Fuck singers. Yeah, sure. 1929 01:34:22,220 --> 01:34:24,220 They're in there with us, but fuck those guys. 1930 01:34:24,220 --> 01:34:26,220 They don't do what I do. 1931 01:34:26,220 --> 01:34:28,220 Are you a rapper? 1932 01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:30,220 Fucking rap sucks. 1933 01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:32,220 Are you a bassist? 1934 01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:34,220 Dude, you got fucking into heavier shit. 1935 01:34:34,220 --> 01:34:36,220 What the fuck are we talking about, man? 1936 01:34:38,220 --> 01:34:40,220 Are you an emo kid who likes music? 1937 01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:42,220 Nah, man. I'm in the fucking band. 1938 01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:44,220 I ain't no fan, bro. 1939 01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:46,220 I'm in there. 1940 01:34:46,220 --> 01:34:48,220 Tyler, I already guessed what you were. 1941 01:34:48,220 --> 01:34:50,220 Please stop making that face. 1942 01:34:50,220 --> 01:34:52,220 Dude, my fucking voice hurts. 1943 01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:54,220 I'm just glad I'm on break right now. 1944 01:34:54,220 --> 01:34:56,220 But dude. 1945 01:34:56,220 --> 01:34:58,220 Are you fucking Screamo singer? 1946 01:34:58,220 --> 01:35:00,220 There you go. 1947 01:35:00,220 --> 01:35:02,220 There you go. You're a metal vocalist on break. 1948 01:35:04,220 --> 01:35:06,220 Okay, Tyler, please stop it. 1949 01:35:06,220 --> 01:35:08,220 Look at his face. 1950 01:35:10,220 --> 01:35:12,220 Alright, and finally, 1951 01:35:12,220 --> 01:35:14,220 final one for Ali Mack. 1952 01:35:14,220 --> 01:35:16,220 Oh, Christ. 1953 01:35:16,220 --> 01:35:20,220 There's your new role. 1954 01:35:20,220 --> 01:35:22,220 Oh, shit. 1955 01:35:22,220 --> 01:35:24,220 I look like fucking Oppenheimer. 1956 01:35:24,220 --> 01:35:26,220 Train man. 1957 01:35:26,220 --> 01:35:28,220 Dracula flow. 1958 01:35:28,220 --> 01:35:30,220 That's your role. 1959 01:35:30,220 --> 01:35:32,220 Why did you send a picture of Bella Lugosi in the group chat earlier today? 1960 01:35:32,220 --> 01:35:34,220 I'll choke him until he sees darkness in his eyes. 1961 01:35:36,220 --> 01:35:40,220 I just want you to know you kind of ruined one of my favorite movies for me. 1962 01:35:40,220 --> 01:35:42,220 I'm like, I can't. 1963 01:35:42,220 --> 01:35:44,220 Alright. 1964 01:35:44,220 --> 01:35:46,220 I can't wait to take the dark and let the archangels take them. 1965 01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:50,220 I can't not watch this movie again without laughing now. 1966 01:35:50,220 --> 01:35:52,220 Just like because of you. 1967 01:35:52,220 --> 01:35:54,220 Did you watch the Dracula flow videos? 1968 01:35:54,220 --> 01:35:56,220 No. 1969 01:35:56,220 --> 01:35:58,220 Oh, you got to see the source material. 1970 01:35:58,220 --> 01:36:00,220 But because of you, I couldn't go to Harry Potter World when I was on vacation. 1971 01:36:00,220 --> 01:36:02,220 Not just start laughing hysterically. 1972 01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:06,220 I'm just like, God damn it. 1973 01:36:06,220 --> 01:36:08,220 When the meat curtain... 1974 01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:10,220 The meat cannon's in action, I'm shooting ropes. 1975 01:36:10,220 --> 01:36:12,220 I'm just crying. 1976 01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:14,220 Shooting ropes. 1977 01:36:14,220 --> 01:36:16,220 I was throwing diamonds under the pyramids of Giza. 1978 01:36:16,220 --> 01:36:18,220 I flipped a whole brick into an ember. 1979 01:36:18,220 --> 01:36:20,220 Alright, Ali Mack, you get the... 1980 01:36:20,220 --> 01:36:22,220 Tyler, did you get the thing? 1981 01:36:22,220 --> 01:36:24,220 Oh fuck. 1982 01:36:24,220 --> 01:36:26,220 You got it? 1983 01:36:26,220 --> 01:36:28,220 Alright. 1984 01:36:28,220 --> 01:36:30,220 Ali Mack, go. 1985 01:36:30,220 --> 01:36:32,220 How do I... 1986 01:36:32,220 --> 01:36:34,220 This is part of the act? 1987 01:36:34,220 --> 01:36:36,220 No. 1988 01:36:36,220 --> 01:36:38,220 I'm just going to go with the action. 1989 01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:40,220 This is part of the act? 1990 01:36:40,220 --> 01:36:42,220 No. 1991 01:36:42,220 --> 01:36:44,220 No, it's because fucking Night Shift didn't fucking check out the truck like they were supposed to. 1992 01:36:44,220 --> 01:36:46,220 Okay, so you're the... 1993 01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:48,220 You're going to be the disgruntled Day Shift EMS worker. 1994 01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:50,220 Look, man, you don't know how tough it is out there, okay? 1995 01:36:50,220 --> 01:36:52,220 One time. 1996 01:36:52,220 --> 01:36:54,220 Did you look at my boyfriend? 1997 01:36:54,220 --> 01:36:56,220 One time, okay? 1998 01:36:56,220 --> 01:36:58,220 Fucking AFD. 1999 01:36:58,220 --> 01:37:00,220 Did you look at my boyfriend? 2000 01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:02,220 So you're the crazy girlfriend. 2001 01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:04,220 Did you look at my fucking boyfriend? 2002 01:37:04,220 --> 01:37:06,220 Yeah, so you're the crazy girlfriend. 2003 01:37:06,220 --> 01:37:08,220 AFD, okay? 2004 01:37:08,220 --> 01:37:10,220 They're like, nah, this is fine. 2005 01:37:10,220 --> 01:37:12,220 You can take this. I'm like, I don't know, man, this guy's fucked up. 2006 01:37:12,220 --> 01:37:14,220 And... 2007 01:37:14,220 --> 01:37:16,220 Are you Michael Bayer? 2008 01:37:16,220 --> 01:37:18,220 Yeah, you're the fucking American psycho Christian Bale. 2009 01:37:20,220 --> 01:37:22,220 That's what's going on here. 2010 01:37:22,220 --> 01:37:24,220 I don't want to be near you. 2011 01:37:24,220 --> 01:37:26,220 Dude, I'm too high to do that. 2012 01:37:26,220 --> 01:37:28,220 And they're like, nah, this is fine. 2013 01:37:28,220 --> 01:37:30,220 We'll just put it on him and just take him. 2014 01:37:30,220 --> 01:37:32,220 Listen, if you look at my boyfriend, I'll fucking kill you. 2015 01:37:32,220 --> 01:37:34,220 You're a nutcase girlfriend. 2016 01:37:34,220 --> 01:37:36,220 And then we get there. 2017 01:37:36,220 --> 01:37:38,220 And the fucking nurse is yelling at me. 2018 01:37:38,220 --> 01:37:40,220 Listen, my boyfriend is the best person on the planet. 2019 01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:42,220 I fucking swear to God. 2020 01:37:42,220 --> 01:37:44,220 I've been doing this for three weeks. 2021 01:37:44,220 --> 01:37:46,220 And I've seen more shit. 2022 01:37:46,220 --> 01:37:48,220 You're the fucking girl that's scared that everybody's gonna take his guy. 2023 01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:50,220 Yeah, that's close enough. 2024 01:37:50,220 --> 01:37:52,220 I'm free. 2025 01:37:52,220 --> 01:37:54,220 You don't know shit. 2026 01:37:54,220 --> 01:37:56,220 You haven't seen the shit that I've seen. 2027 01:37:56,220 --> 01:37:58,220 Oh, you're the fucking zero to zero. 2028 01:37:58,220 --> 01:38:00,220 I'm free. 2029 01:38:00,220 --> 01:38:02,220 You're the fucking zero to zero. 2030 01:38:02,220 --> 01:38:04,220 Oh, you're the fucking zero to hero. 2031 01:38:04,220 --> 01:38:06,220 You're getting close. 2032 01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:08,220 You're the zero to hero. 2033 01:38:08,220 --> 01:38:10,220 You act like they've seen shit. You're thumbadumping. 2034 01:38:10,220 --> 01:38:12,220 AFD just said fuck it. 2035 01:38:12,220 --> 01:38:14,220 Oh, you're a new Mohawk. 2036 01:38:14,220 --> 01:38:16,220 Yeah. 2037 01:38:16,220 --> 01:38:18,220 You're the BLS war story veteran. 2038 01:38:18,220 --> 01:38:20,220 I'm like, I don't know. That's pretty close. 2039 01:38:20,220 --> 01:38:22,220 We'll give him that. 2040 01:38:22,220 --> 01:38:24,220 Fucking AFD. 2041 01:38:24,220 --> 01:38:26,220 Hell yeah. 2042 01:38:26,220 --> 01:38:28,220 Do they fucking put me on zone one coverage? 2043 01:38:28,220 --> 01:38:30,220 Like send me to another fucking city? 2044 01:38:30,220 --> 01:38:32,220 Like keep sending me to station six? 2045 01:38:32,220 --> 01:38:34,220 Why can't I go to Glenville? 2046 01:38:34,220 --> 01:38:36,220 Why can't I go to Glenville? 2047 01:38:36,220 --> 01:38:38,220 And I was Michael Myers. 2048 01:38:38,220 --> 01:38:40,220 Everybody's just a fucking asshole out there for no reason. 2049 01:38:40,220 --> 01:38:42,220 Everyone's connected. 2050 01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:44,220 He fucking sucks. 2051 01:38:44,220 --> 01:38:46,220 The fire department sucks. 2052 01:38:46,220 --> 01:38:48,220 Glenville sucks. 2053 01:38:48,220 --> 01:38:50,220 No, no. The thing they took pride in was our firefighters are way better than yours. 2054 01:38:50,220 --> 01:38:52,220 And then every time I went out there on zone coverage, I'm like, no, they're not. 2055 01:38:52,220 --> 01:38:54,220 They're just as bad. 2056 01:38:54,220 --> 01:38:56,220 They are. 2057 01:38:56,220 --> 01:38:58,220 They're just as bad, if not worse. 2058 01:38:58,220 --> 01:39:00,220 Believe that the last 10 minutes were fucked. 2059 01:39:00,220 --> 01:39:02,220 No, I gotta shut the fuck up. 2060 01:39:02,220 --> 01:39:04,220 You, Ali Mack, you haven't seen the shit I've seen, okay? 2061 01:39:04,220 --> 01:39:06,220 I had to do a wait and return at a dialysis center. 2062 01:39:06,220 --> 01:39:08,220 No, fucking what? 2063 01:39:08,220 --> 01:39:10,220 You know how much Medicare fraud we committed in one shift? 2064 01:39:10,220 --> 01:39:12,220 Oh my lord. 2065 01:39:12,220 --> 01:39:14,220 Ethel has to get to her appointment. 2066 01:39:14,220 --> 01:39:16,220 I don't care if it's... 2067 01:39:16,220 --> 01:39:18,220 See, now I'm just Mohawk man. 2068 01:39:18,220 --> 01:39:23,740 I'm just a fucking 2069 01:39:23,740 --> 01:39:29,740 I don't care if there's six feet of snow outside. 2070 01:39:29,740 --> 01:39:31,740 You gotta take her to dialysis. 2071 01:39:31,740 --> 01:39:33,740 Jesus Christ. 2072 01:39:33,740 --> 01:39:35,740 It's on you. 2073 01:39:35,740 --> 01:39:37,740 This show sucks. 2074 01:39:37,740 --> 01:39:39,740 No, Jesus Christ, we're not talking about Freddie. 2075 01:39:39,740 --> 01:39:41,740 Gentlemen, let's go help some people. 2076 01:39:41,740 --> 01:39:43,740 God damn hero. 2077 01:39:43,740 --> 01:39:45,740 I like him. 2078 01:39:45,740 --> 01:39:47,740 He's one of the few that I like. 2079 01:39:47,740 --> 01:39:49,740 He's good people. 2080 01:39:49,740 --> 01:39:51,740 Are we ghost hunting next week? 2081 01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:53,740 Nope. 2082 01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:55,740 That was 2083 01:39:55,740 --> 01:39:57,740 That was fucking 2084 01:39:57,740 --> 01:39:59,740 Damn son, that got shut down 2085 01:39:59,740 --> 01:40:01,740 fast. 2086 01:40:01,740 --> 01:40:03,740 I wasn't able to talk to anybody up there. They were all gone. 2087 01:40:03,740 --> 01:40:05,740 You'll appreciate this time. I told 2088 01:40:05,740 --> 01:40:07,740 Casey before you guys show up, I said I feel like 2089 01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:09,740 I should just randomly show up either in a Ghostbusters 2090 01:40:09,740 --> 01:40:11,740 costume or in like dressed 2091 01:40:11,740 --> 01:40:13,740 as like Fred from Scooby-Doo. 2092 01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:15,740 Come on, gang. 2093 01:40:15,740 --> 01:40:17,740 We're going ghost hunting and by that I mean we're smoking pot 2094 01:40:17,740 --> 01:40:19,740 in a van with our Great Dane. 2095 01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:21,740 You have a Great Dane? 2096 01:40:21,740 --> 01:40:23,740 No, I have a German Shepherd. 2097 01:40:23,740 --> 01:40:25,740 Misha! 2098 01:40:25,740 --> 01:40:27,740 My fucking asshole German Shepherd. 2099 01:40:27,740 --> 01:40:29,740 I love it. I just love the pictures of her when she's wearing 2100 01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:31,740 diapers. She's a fully grown 2101 01:40:31,740 --> 01:40:33,740 German Shepherd wearing diapers. I don't want her to shit on 2102 01:40:33,740 --> 01:40:35,740 my couch. I know, it's just funny. 2103 01:40:35,740 --> 01:40:37,740 The first time I met her I was like, oh. 2104 01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:39,740 Somebody has a poopy problem. 2105 01:40:39,740 --> 01:40:41,740 So can we just talk about 2106 01:40:41,740 --> 01:40:43,740 Big vicious German Shepherd and she falls asleep on your lap. 2107 01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:45,740 She's adorable. I love 2108 01:40:45,740 --> 01:40:47,740 her. Can we talk about how Fred Durst exists? 2109 01:40:47,740 --> 01:40:49,740 Dude, he's a fucking 2110 01:40:49,740 --> 01:40:51,740 Dude, did you ever fucking see that shit he pulled at Woodstock? 2111 01:40:51,740 --> 01:40:53,740 Which one? 2112 01:40:53,740 --> 01:40:55,740 The one where he just, he was the one that really 2113 01:40:55,740 --> 01:40:57,740 fucking, what's the song they had? Break Shit? 2114 01:40:59,740 --> 01:41:01,740 Yeah, it was Woodstock 99. 2115 01:41:01,740 --> 01:41:03,740 And he, the crowd fucking 2116 01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:05,740 that's when everything went downhill. 2117 01:41:05,740 --> 01:41:07,740 Because it was like a fire festival. 2118 01:41:07,740 --> 01:41:09,740 It was poorly put together. And he played the song 2119 01:41:09,740 --> 01:41:11,740 Break Shit and they were already trying to 2120 01:41:11,740 --> 01:41:13,740 get the crowd to calm down. It's no intentional train crash in Texas. 2121 01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:15,740 They were trying to get the crowd to calm down. 2122 01:41:15,740 --> 01:41:17,740 And like not 2123 01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:19,740 Break Shit. And then they came out 2124 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,740 and you could tell, it was like he was making the decision 2125 01:41:21,740 --> 01:41:23,740 like, is this song a good idea right now? 2126 01:41:23,740 --> 01:41:25,740 Like I know 2127 01:41:25,740 --> 01:41:27,740 Give me something to break! 2128 01:41:27,740 --> 01:41:29,740 And then you just see him enter 2129 01:41:29,740 --> 01:41:31,740 You see him enter 2130 01:41:31,740 --> 01:41:33,740 a power trip. You see him stop caring 2131 01:41:33,740 --> 01:41:35,740 that the place is falling apart. 2132 01:41:35,740 --> 01:41:37,740 And he just tries to keep, get people going 2133 01:41:37,740 --> 01:41:39,740 fucking harder. 2134 01:41:39,740 --> 01:41:41,740 And then it just escalated. 2135 01:41:41,740 --> 01:41:43,740 It was a fucking nightmare. Performers were getting like 2136 01:41:43,740 --> 01:41:45,740 mud thrown at them. 2137 01:41:45,740 --> 01:41:47,740 Mud? Like yeah. And then like the fucking 2138 01:41:47,740 --> 01:41:49,740 MTV producers were getting 2139 01:41:49,740 --> 01:41:51,740 rocks thrown at their tenants. 2140 01:41:51,740 --> 01:41:53,740 That kind of shit doesn't happen at the New York Philharmonic, okay? 2141 01:41:53,740 --> 01:41:55,740 No it doesn't. 2142 01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:57,740 Cause like everybody 2143 01:41:57,740 --> 01:41:59,740 was fucking pissed off at MTV. 2144 01:41:59,740 --> 01:42:01,740 I don't remember going to see it. 2145 01:42:01,740 --> 01:42:03,740 I don't remember going to see a ballet and shit popping off. 2146 01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:07,740 Fred Durst, he just played Break Shit. 2147 01:42:07,740 --> 01:42:09,740 If you watched a video from it, it's insane. 2148 01:42:09,740 --> 01:42:11,740 They're like setting fires to shit 2149 01:42:11,740 --> 01:42:13,740 in the crowd. It was when it started. 2150 01:42:13,740 --> 01:42:15,740 That was the big downfall. 2151 01:42:15,740 --> 01:42:17,740 Then they like tried to curb it 2152 01:42:17,740 --> 01:42:19,740 the next day by bringing fucking Willie 2153 01:42:19,740 --> 01:42:21,740 Nelson out to start it off. Hey guys! 2154 01:42:21,740 --> 01:42:23,740 Hoping it would like be like a 2155 01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:25,740 calming... Hey guys, how you doing? 2156 01:42:25,740 --> 01:42:27,740 I'm Willie Nelson. 2157 01:42:27,740 --> 01:42:29,740 A bunch of people got fucked up by that 2158 01:42:29,740 --> 01:42:31,740 show Woodstock 99. Yep. 2159 01:42:31,740 --> 01:42:33,740 The fire department refused to go 2160 01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:35,740 in when there was like 2161 01:42:35,740 --> 01:42:37,740 not thousands, there was like six different 2162 01:42:37,740 --> 01:42:39,740 active fires. 2163 01:42:39,740 --> 01:42:41,740 Like big fires that were spreading 2164 01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:43,740 and people were like doing fucking circle pits 2165 01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:45,740 around them. They don't fight what we fear apparently. 2166 01:42:45,740 --> 01:42:47,740 No. 2167 01:42:47,740 --> 01:42:49,740 Actually I want to talk about the movie theater thing a little bit. 2168 01:42:49,740 --> 01:42:51,740 Cause there... Has anybody 2169 01:42:51,740 --> 01:42:53,740 seen the fucking cult that fucking 2170 01:42:53,740 --> 01:42:55,740 showed up to this Taylor Swift thing? 2171 01:42:55,740 --> 01:42:57,740 It's a concert! 2172 01:42:57,740 --> 01:42:59,740 She's the person that's going to be on the cover of Madden 24, right? 2173 01:42:59,740 --> 01:43:01,740 Yeah, and like so my girlfriend 2174 01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:03,740 was like, I got... She was saying how 2175 01:43:03,740 --> 01:43:05,740 she got invited to it and she was even like 2176 01:43:05,740 --> 01:43:07,740 they're like a little bit like weird into it. 2177 01:43:07,740 --> 01:43:09,740 Like I don't know if I'd want to go. 2178 01:43:09,740 --> 01:43:11,740 Like they're like going to be like standing up 2179 01:43:11,740 --> 01:43:13,740 and singing and belting out every single song. 2180 01:43:13,740 --> 01:43:15,740 She said that she didn't go. She hung out 2181 01:43:15,740 --> 01:43:17,740 with me at my dad's house 2182 01:43:17,740 --> 01:43:19,740 watching the dogs, but apparently 2183 01:43:19,740 --> 01:43:21,740 they fucking... 2184 01:43:21,740 --> 01:43:23,740 Like middle of the movie 2185 01:43:23,740 --> 01:43:25,740 everybody's standing up 2186 01:43:25,740 --> 01:43:27,740 and the ones that aren't standing up have gathered 2187 01:43:27,740 --> 01:43:29,740 in the front of the theater, are holding 2188 01:43:29,740 --> 01:43:31,740 hands and running in a circle. 2189 01:43:31,740 --> 01:43:33,740 It looked like some wicked shit. 2190 01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:35,740 It looked like something out of Midsummer. 2191 01:43:35,740 --> 01:43:37,740 Like it was fucking weird. 2192 01:43:37,740 --> 01:43:39,740 It was like some ritual and it's like y'all really trying 2193 01:43:39,740 --> 01:43:41,740 to say you Swifties ain't culties? 2194 01:43:41,740 --> 01:43:43,740 No, Swifties are definitely a cult. 2195 01:43:43,740 --> 01:43:45,740 So apparently, I read this thing as getting 2196 01:43:45,740 --> 01:43:47,740 kind of off topic, but figured 2197 01:43:47,740 --> 01:43:49,740 apparently she's like really hated 2198 01:43:49,740 --> 01:43:51,740 in her own hometown. 2199 01:43:51,740 --> 01:43:53,740 Yeah, go figure. 2200 01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:55,740 Reading Pennsylvania. 2201 01:43:55,740 --> 01:43:57,740 Fucking James Charles! I went to fucking 2202 01:43:57,740 --> 01:43:59,740 high school with that piece of shit! 2203 01:43:59,740 --> 01:44:01,740 So 2204 01:44:01,740 --> 01:44:03,740 keep going though. Because she started to get famous 2205 01:44:03,740 --> 01:44:05,740 in like... 2206 01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:07,740 Yeah, he went to Bethlehem. 2207 01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:09,740 While she was still in high school. 2208 01:44:09,740 --> 01:44:11,740 So like her first couple albums 2209 01:44:11,740 --> 01:44:13,740 were about people that she dated 2210 01:44:13,740 --> 01:44:15,740 in high school. So these albums, she's 2211 01:44:15,740 --> 01:44:17,740 getting rich off of them. And these are real people. 2212 01:44:17,740 --> 01:44:19,740 Like these are people in her hometown, 2213 01:44:19,740 --> 01:44:21,740 in her high school. Apparently she has not... 2214 01:44:21,740 --> 01:44:23,740 She wears short skirts! 2215 01:44:23,740 --> 01:44:25,740 I wear t-shirts! 2216 01:44:25,740 --> 01:44:27,740 Like literally, like she's making songs 2217 01:44:27,740 --> 01:44:29,740 about this. Like her fucking hometown hates her 2218 01:44:29,740 --> 01:44:31,740 and I think that's kind of funny actually. 2219 01:44:31,740 --> 01:44:33,740 Like I mean, Reading Pennsylvania 2220 01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:35,740 is a depressing place, don't get me wrong. 2221 01:44:35,740 --> 01:44:37,740 She's 2222 01:44:37,740 --> 01:44:39,740 tear-capped and I'm on 2223 01:44:39,740 --> 01:44:41,740 the bleachers! 2224 01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:43,740 I saw this, it was one of those Facebook articles 2225 01:44:43,740 --> 01:44:45,740 and it was like, what's your opinion of her? 2226 01:44:45,740 --> 01:44:47,740 And someone's like, yeah, she's a fucking hoe and a tool. 2227 01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:49,740 I just realized 2228 01:44:49,740 --> 01:44:51,740 that these are just giant nipple piercings. 2229 01:44:53,740 --> 01:44:55,740 Yeah. Alright. 2230 01:44:55,740 --> 01:44:57,740 Alright, Tyler? Casey, you got anything to add 2231 01:44:57,740 --> 01:44:59,740 on that? No, I think that's... 2232 01:44:59,740 --> 01:45:01,740 I think I completely lost my train of thought. 2233 01:45:01,740 --> 01:45:03,740 I think that's where we end it for today. 2234 01:45:03,740 --> 01:45:05,740 James Charles, you went to high school with him. 2235 01:45:05,740 --> 01:45:07,740 Yeah, fuck that kid. The first male 2236 01:45:07,740 --> 01:45:09,740 cover girl. Oh god, 2237 01:45:09,740 --> 01:45:11,740 we're fucked. We are so canceled. 2238 01:45:11,740 --> 01:45:13,740 Actually, he's canceled too. He said 2239 01:45:13,740 --> 01:45:15,740 so much fuck shit. 2240 01:45:15,740 --> 01:45:17,740 So what was he like in high school? So he was a grade 2241 01:45:17,740 --> 01:45:19,740 beneath me. Alright guys, if you do 2242 01:45:19,740 --> 01:45:21,740 crack, then this episode's for you. Yes. 2243 01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:23,740 Honestly, this 2244 01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:25,740 episode was so bad, we can't put this out. 2245 01:45:25,740 --> 01:45:27,740 I'm asking you to not put this 2246 01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:29,740 out. So he was a very feminine 2247 01:45:29,740 --> 01:45:31,740 guy. He was a sucked ass. 2248 01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:33,740 Nobody gave a fuck though. It was just like 2249 01:45:33,740 --> 01:45:35,740 everybody kind of minded their own business. Bethlehem was 2250 01:45:35,740 --> 01:45:37,740 a pretty fucking liberal school, 2251 01:45:37,740 --> 01:45:39,740 to be honest. Like nobody was giving this kid a 2252 01:45:39,740 --> 01:45:41,740 hard time. Really, nobody was. 2253 01:45:41,740 --> 01:45:43,740 And just like out of nowhere, he came 2254 01:45:43,740 --> 01:45:45,740 out with these claims that everybody 2255 01:45:45,740 --> 01:45:47,740 was like brutally bullying 2256 01:45:47,740 --> 01:45:49,740 him for wearing makeup 2257 01:45:49,740 --> 01:45:51,740 and stuff. And nobody gave a fuck. 2258 01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:53,740 I never heard about a 2259 01:45:53,740 --> 01:45:55,740 single person that bullied this kid. 2260 01:45:55,740 --> 01:45:57,740 And he was a fucking... 2261 01:45:57,740 --> 01:45:59,740 But like not a ton. 2262 01:45:59,740 --> 01:46:01,740 But like he was noticeable. But like he wasn't 2263 01:46:01,740 --> 01:46:03,740 the only guy that was doing it. Like he was 2264 01:46:03,740 --> 01:46:05,740 still like weird at that time. 2265 01:46:05,740 --> 01:46:07,740 I mean it's still weird. But like 2266 01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:09,740 for being honest. 2267 01:46:09,740 --> 01:46:11,740 Hashtag cancel Ali Mac. 2268 01:46:11,740 --> 01:46:13,740 But like no. I mean, that's just my 2269 01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:15,740 opinion. I'm not saying like oh I fucking 2270 01:46:15,740 --> 01:46:17,740 Well your opinion is wrong. And you're like 2271 01:46:17,740 --> 01:46:19,740 a lesser person. It's just like 2272 01:46:19,740 --> 01:46:21,740 I see it as like oh that's interesting. 2273 01:46:21,740 --> 01:46:23,740 I'm not like judging 2274 01:46:23,740 --> 01:46:25,740 you. I don't think they're a bad person 2275 01:46:25,740 --> 01:46:27,740 or anything. It's just like oh okay. 2276 01:46:27,740 --> 01:46:29,740 So was he still like an asshole when he went to school? 2277 01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:31,740 Yeah. He was a fucking complete dick. 2278 01:46:31,740 --> 01:46:33,740 I took one class with him and I like never 2279 01:46:33,740 --> 01:46:35,740 spoke to him. But he was just an asshole. 2280 01:46:35,740 --> 01:46:37,740 He thought the world of himself. 2281 01:46:37,740 --> 01:46:39,740 And this like he had like 2282 01:46:39,740 --> 01:46:41,740 an Instagram or like a Vine 2283 01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:43,740 or a Twitter following. I don't even fucking know. 2284 01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:45,740 But he was like somewhat popular. 2285 01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:47,740 He had like 20,000 2286 01:46:47,740 --> 01:46:49,740 followers. And he made all 2287 01:46:49,740 --> 01:46:51,740 his fucking little cronies in school 2288 01:46:51,740 --> 01:46:53,740 let everybody know that. 2289 01:46:53,740 --> 01:46:55,740 And then like the whole fucking thing like 2290 01:46:55,740 --> 01:46:57,740 his big claim to fame was how he wore 2291 01:46:57,740 --> 01:46:59,740 like he had to like 2292 01:46:59,740 --> 01:47:01,740 take a picture with like he didn't 2293 01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:03,740 want to go to school not wearing makeup. 2294 01:47:03,740 --> 01:47:05,740 What is this guy's name? But his parents forced him to. 2295 01:47:05,740 --> 01:47:07,740 And James Charles. 2296 01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:09,740 He did. And then like he made them retake 2297 01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:11,740 his high school picture. 2298 01:47:11,740 --> 01:47:13,740 That's bullshit. I was fucking there 2299 01:47:13,740 --> 01:47:15,740 the day he got his school picture taken. 2300 01:47:15,740 --> 01:47:17,740 He fucking came in with makeup on. 2301 01:47:17,740 --> 01:47:19,740 Nobody gave a fuck. They took the picture 2302 01:47:19,740 --> 01:47:21,740 of him and it was in the book. 2303 01:47:21,740 --> 01:47:23,740 And nobody gave a fuck about that 2304 01:47:23,740 --> 01:47:25,740 until he made up a lie about it. 2305 01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:27,740 Like he's just fucking. And that's like 2306 01:47:27,740 --> 01:47:29,740 a big story about it. This guy 2307 01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:31,740 nobody gave a fuck. 2308 01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:33,740 He wore makeup. There was no retakes. 2309 01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:35,740 Nobody shamed this kid. 2310 01:47:35,740 --> 01:47:37,740 This and the picture on his Wikipedia page. 2311 01:47:37,740 --> 01:47:39,740 He seems like he has a very punchable face. 2312 01:47:39,740 --> 01:47:41,740 He does. Dude he does. 2313 01:47:41,740 --> 01:47:43,740 And there was a bunch of claims I can't validate this. 2314 01:47:43,740 --> 01:47:45,740 But a lot of people from my school 2315 01:47:45,740 --> 01:47:47,740 have came out and said that when 2316 01:47:47,740 --> 01:47:49,740 we were in high school. Like this is a big 2317 01:47:49,740 --> 01:47:51,740 thing too. A lot of people have came out and said 2318 01:47:51,740 --> 01:47:53,740 that when we were in high school. When we were in like gym class 2319 01:47:53,740 --> 01:47:55,740 and stuff. He'd get like 2320 01:47:55,740 --> 01:47:57,740 literally commit like borderline sexual 2321 01:47:57,740 --> 01:47:59,740 assault in the locker room. 2322 01:47:59,740 --> 01:48:01,740 And like just make comments on people's 2323 01:48:01,740 --> 01:48:03,740 junk and like just think he could 2324 01:48:03,740 --> 01:48:05,740 get with anyone. Apparently he's been like 2325 01:48:05,740 --> 01:48:07,740 He's a super popular 2326 01:48:07,740 --> 01:48:09,740 dude. There's been like allegations of like 2327 01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:11,740 him sending nude photos to like 2328 01:48:11,740 --> 01:48:13,740 16 year olds. Yeah and that was 2329 01:48:13,740 --> 01:48:15,740 after that controversy. He got canceled 2330 01:48:15,740 --> 01:48:17,740 the first time for the people in my high school 2331 01:48:17,740 --> 01:48:19,740 that came out about it. And I can't validate 2332 01:48:19,740 --> 01:48:21,740 that. I don't even know the people that made the claims. 2333 01:48:21,740 --> 01:48:23,740 We're never gonna get. I'm just upset 2334 01:48:23,740 --> 01:48:25,740 that he has one of the like the YouTube 2335 01:48:25,740 --> 01:48:27,740 creator award plaques and we're never gonna get 2336 01:48:27,740 --> 01:48:29,740 one of those. Oh no we are. 2337 01:48:29,740 --> 01:48:31,740 Dude my ex 2338 01:48:31,740 --> 01:48:33,740 was a subscriber to his YouTube 2339 01:48:33,740 --> 01:48:35,740 channel and didn't know that he was even 2340 01:48:35,740 --> 01:48:37,740 from New York. She's like oh yeah like 2341 01:48:37,740 --> 01:48:39,740 we gotta go to Sephora and get the 2342 01:48:39,740 --> 01:48:41,740 fucking. He's from Bethlehem. 2343 01:48:41,740 --> 01:48:43,740 And I was like no 2344 01:48:43,740 --> 01:48:45,740 we're gonna get one thing off the rip right 2345 01:48:45,740 --> 01:48:47,740 here. We fucking hate that guy and 2346 01:48:47,740 --> 01:48:49,740 we will not buy his products. I'm like I'll fucking 2347 01:48:49,740 --> 01:48:51,740 buy you whatever you want in that fucking makeup store. 2348 01:48:51,740 --> 01:48:53,740 But we are not getting that shit. 2349 01:48:53,740 --> 01:48:55,740 That's still a thing. The kids choice awards 2350 01:48:55,740 --> 01:48:57,740 is still a thing. I guess so. Apparently 2351 01:48:57,740 --> 01:48:59,740 he won in 2021 for favorite 2352 01:48:59,740 --> 01:49:01,740 male social star. He's the one 2353 01:49:01,740 --> 01:49:03,740 who in all the YouTube videos like what's up 2354 01:49:03,740 --> 01:49:05,740 sisters. Oh 2355 01:49:05,740 --> 01:49:07,740 God. Like he's this obnoxious fucking 2356 01:49:07,740 --> 01:49:09,740 like forced 2357 01:49:09,740 --> 01:49:11,740 like he didn't have a gay list when we went to school. 2358 01:49:11,740 --> 01:49:13,740 He developed that. That's part of his love. 2359 01:49:13,740 --> 01:49:15,740 He developed that. That's part of his 2360 01:49:15,740 --> 01:49:17,740 image. I believe that's called acting. 2361 01:49:17,740 --> 01:49:19,740 Yes it is. 2362 01:49:19,740 --> 01:49:21,740 He's acting a part like I'm 2363 01:49:21,740 --> 01:49:23,740 he's acting like he's putting on a costume. 2364 01:49:23,740 --> 01:49:25,740 Like in the interest of being totally honest you do create 2365 01:49:25,740 --> 01:49:27,740 a like identity or a character 2366 01:49:27,740 --> 01:49:29,740 of yourself and the like completely 2367 01:49:29,740 --> 01:49:31,740 train obsessed autistic dude is 2368 01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:33,740 a character of myself like 2369 01:49:33,740 --> 01:49:35,740 I just remember dude the kid literally acted 2370 01:49:35,740 --> 01:49:37,740 like the most pretentious fucking daddy. 2371 01:49:37,740 --> 01:49:39,740 I like trains. I don't like them that much. 2372 01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:41,740 So let's 2373 01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:43,740 let me let me tell you this real quick. 2374 01:49:43,740 --> 01:49:45,740 Let me tell you this real quick. 2375 01:49:45,740 --> 01:49:47,740 James Charles 2376 01:49:47,740 --> 01:49:49,740 is worth 12 million dollars. 2377 01:49:49,740 --> 01:49:51,740 I know. That pisses me off. 2378 01:49:51,740 --> 01:49:53,740 I know. There's also I can't remember who 2379 01:49:53,740 --> 01:49:55,740 this guy is. I don't want to hit him. Bethlehem had another 2380 01:49:55,740 --> 01:49:57,740 graduate. It was some like fucking 2381 01:49:57,740 --> 01:49:59,740 political news 2382 01:49:59,740 --> 01:50:01,740 anchor. It was a chick. And 2383 01:50:01,740 --> 01:50:03,740 she came under really hot water. 2384 01:50:03,740 --> 01:50:05,740 I want to say she was Fox News but I can't 2385 01:50:05,740 --> 01:50:07,740 remember. And that was like 2386 01:50:07,740 --> 01:50:09,740 Michael. Megan Kelly. 2387 01:50:09,740 --> 01:50:11,740 Yeah. Yeah. It was Megan Kelly. 2388 01:50:11,740 --> 01:50:13,740 Yeah. Yeah. She was Bethlehem. 2389 01:50:13,740 --> 01:50:15,740 So. And then there's also a 2390 01:50:15,740 --> 01:50:17,740 fucking singer that's actually he's 2391 01:50:17,740 --> 01:50:19,740 not the bench coach for the Tampa Bay Rays. 2392 01:50:19,740 --> 01:50:21,740 He's on YouTube. He's got like 2393 01:50:21,740 --> 01:50:23,740 several thousand several 2394 01:50:23,740 --> 01:50:25,740 subscribers. You know Stanford 2395 01:50:25,740 --> 01:50:27,740 University. Yeah. 2396 01:50:27,740 --> 01:50:29,740 Someone from water fleet 2397 01:50:29,740 --> 01:50:31,740 was William Stanford from 2398 01:50:31,740 --> 01:50:33,740 water fleet was the person that founded 2399 01:50:33,740 --> 01:50:35,740 Stanford University. Oh shit. Yeah. 2400 01:50:35,740 --> 01:50:37,740 I believe he was the secretary of 2401 01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:39,740 war to Lincoln. Yes. Yeah. 2402 01:50:39,740 --> 01:50:41,740 He also in 2403 01:50:41,740 --> 01:50:43,740 water fleet we have three 2404 01:50:43,740 --> 01:50:45,740 Medal of Honor recipients from our city. 2405 01:50:45,740 --> 01:50:47,740 A couple other people 2406 01:50:47,740 --> 01:50:49,740 are actually from water fleet. Let me see here. 2407 01:50:49,740 --> 01:50:51,740 Bethlehem has a bunch of like fucking war 2408 01:50:51,740 --> 01:50:53,740 vets and stuff. I don't know their stories 2409 01:50:53,740 --> 01:50:55,740 though. They all got like highways 2410 01:50:55,740 --> 01:50:57,740 and shit named after them and they fucking 2411 01:50:57,740 --> 01:50:59,740 did crazy fucking stuff. 2412 01:50:59,740 --> 01:51:01,740 When I die I want a bike path 2413 01:51:01,740 --> 01:51:03,740 named after me. A bike path? 2414 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:05,740 Brain man memorial veterans bike path. 2415 01:51:05,740 --> 01:51:07,740 I want an interstate that shut down 2416 01:51:07,740 --> 01:51:09,740 several small businesses named after me. 2417 01:51:09,740 --> 01:51:11,740 Remember guys treat yourself like the New York 2418 01:51:11,740 --> 01:51:13,740 State thruway. Keep working on yourself 2419 01:51:13,740 --> 01:51:15,740 no matter how inconvenient it is for 2420 01:51:15,740 --> 01:51:17,740 everyone around you. 2421 01:51:17,740 --> 01:51:19,740 Leewin Stanford the founder of Stanford University 2422 01:51:19,740 --> 01:51:21,740 lawyer president of Southern Pacific 2423 01:51:21,740 --> 01:51:23,740 Railroad. Yes. Kesey what about 2424 01:51:23,740 --> 01:51:25,740 you? Who went to your school? 2425 01:51:25,740 --> 01:51:27,740 Nobody. 2426 01:51:27,740 --> 01:51:29,740 Nobody of any 2427 01:51:29,740 --> 01:51:31,740 It is his fault that the Salton Sea 2428 01:51:31,740 --> 01:51:33,740 is a thing. Dude. 2429 01:51:33,740 --> 01:51:35,740 Fucking James Charles. 2430 01:51:35,740 --> 01:51:37,740 He fucking grew up at the house. 2431 01:51:37,740 --> 01:51:39,740 Oh fuck no that's gonna like actually give like 2432 01:51:39,740 --> 01:51:41,740 somebody could look this. Someone's 2433 01:51:41,740 --> 01:51:43,740 gonna letter bomb Ali Max house. 2434 01:51:45,740 --> 01:51:47,740 It's actually gonna be me. 2435 01:51:47,740 --> 01:51:49,740 In Minecraft. 2436 01:51:49,740 --> 01:51:51,740 I'd be giving away 2437 01:51:51,740 --> 01:51:53,740 essentially. I don't know I just 2438 01:51:53,740 --> 01:51:55,740 I know nothing about this guy 2439 01:51:55,740 --> 01:51:57,740 but just from like his 2440 01:51:57,740 --> 01:51:59,740 picture on his Wikipedia page I 2441 01:51:59,740 --> 01:52:01,740 already don't like him. 2442 01:52:01,740 --> 01:52:03,740 Dude he's just not a likeable guy. 2443 01:52:03,740 --> 01:52:05,740 He said some fucked up shit about Kenya. 2444 01:52:05,740 --> 01:52:07,740 He made like a shit load of like 2445 01:52:07,740 --> 01:52:09,740 really racist remarks on his Twitter. 2446 01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:11,740 Then defended them for like 2447 01:52:11,740 --> 01:52:13,740 a while before enough people 2448 01:52:13,740 --> 01:52:15,740 told him what he was saying was like really 2449 01:52:15,740 --> 01:52:17,740 fucking bad. And then he's like 2450 01:52:17,740 --> 01:52:19,740 Describing his high school 2451 01:52:19,740 --> 01:52:21,740 experience he stated quote I did 2452 01:52:21,740 --> 01:52:23,740 get bullied a lot in high school and personally 2453 01:52:23,740 --> 01:52:25,740 I just ignored it. 2454 01:52:25,740 --> 01:52:27,740 He did not. He did not get bullied. 2455 01:52:27,740 --> 01:52:29,740 You heard it here folks. 2456 01:52:29,740 --> 01:52:31,740 The only people that bullied 2457 01:52:31,740 --> 01:52:33,740 him because he was a fucking 2458 01:52:33,740 --> 01:52:35,740 bully. He was this egotistic 2459 01:52:35,740 --> 01:52:37,740 kid that thought the world of himself. 2460 01:52:37,740 --> 01:52:39,740 And he would just be condescending to everyone. 2461 01:52:39,740 --> 01:52:41,740 So people would clap back at him 2462 01:52:41,740 --> 01:52:43,740 and then he would act all offended and hurt. 2463 01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:45,740 There were people like 2464 01:52:45,740 --> 01:52:47,740 he was a dick and people just were a dick back to him. 2465 01:52:47,740 --> 01:52:49,740 Generally like in my high school there 2466 01:52:49,740 --> 01:52:51,740 were people who were open 2467 01:52:51,740 --> 01:52:53,740 openly gay and no one really cared 2468 01:52:53,740 --> 01:52:55,740 except one person 2469 01:52:55,740 --> 01:52:57,740 who like flaunted it in 2470 01:52:57,740 --> 01:52:59,740 everyone's face. I don't even think he said 2471 01:52:59,740 --> 01:53:01,740 he was gay when we were in school. 2472 01:53:01,740 --> 01:53:03,740 And like that thing is like I feel 2473 01:53:03,740 --> 01:53:05,740 like the general contest in my high school class 2474 01:53:05,740 --> 01:53:07,740 you're gay cool good for you. 2475 01:53:07,740 --> 01:53:09,740 Leave me alone. Like 2476 01:53:09,740 --> 01:53:11,740 if you if you're just that 2477 01:53:11,740 --> 01:53:13,740 open about it like hi 2478 01:53:13,740 --> 01:53:15,740 terrible gay voice but 2479 01:53:15,740 --> 01:53:17,740 you sound like a retard. 2480 01:53:17,740 --> 01:53:19,740 Hello! 2481 01:53:19,740 --> 01:53:21,740 Wait wait wait. 2482 01:53:21,740 --> 01:53:23,740 Freddy Fazbear. Freddy Fazbear! 2483 01:53:23,740 --> 01:53:25,740 But yeah 2484 01:53:25,740 --> 01:53:27,740 like there was like there was a couple gay 2485 01:53:27,740 --> 01:53:29,740 people in my high school class but there was 2486 01:53:29,740 --> 01:53:31,740 there was like one or two who were also 2487 01:53:31,740 --> 01:53:33,740 like like 2488 01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:35,740 that kind of like open like in your face 2489 01:53:35,740 --> 01:53:37,740 about it. Those were the people that got 2490 01:53:37,740 --> 01:53:39,740 bullied not because they were gay but because 2491 01:53:39,740 --> 01:53:41,740 they were annoying. 2492 01:53:41,740 --> 01:53:43,740 So Waterville 2493 01:53:43,740 --> 01:53:45,740 had a staggering amount of lesbians. 2494 01:53:45,740 --> 01:53:47,740 I can see that. 2495 01:53:47,740 --> 01:53:49,740 I don't know why but that 2496 01:53:49,740 --> 01:53:51,740 like that in my mind checks out. 2497 01:53:51,740 --> 01:53:53,740 Like in class that were female were lesbians 2498 01:53:53,740 --> 01:53:55,740 and it was like you know 2499 01:53:55,740 --> 01:53:57,740 how like I mean 2500 01:53:57,740 --> 01:53:59,740 what are we talking? There was a mix. 2501 01:53:59,740 --> 01:54:01,740 There was a mix of them. There was the butch ones. 2502 01:54:01,740 --> 01:54:03,740 You got your tops and your bottoms. 2503 01:54:03,740 --> 01:54:05,740 You got your tops and your bottoms. 2504 01:54:05,740 --> 01:54:07,740 Gotcha. Wow that went four. 2505 01:54:07,740 --> 01:54:09,740 They were all over the 2506 01:54:09,740 --> 01:54:11,740 fucking spectrum. But like it was like 2507 01:54:11,740 --> 01:54:13,740 staggering. No the spectrum is this 2508 01:54:13,740 --> 01:54:15,740 room right here. Yeah and then like 2509 01:54:15,740 --> 01:54:17,740 I forgot about this. Sorry 2510 01:54:17,740 --> 01:54:19,740 neurodivergent. There's a big argument 2511 01:54:19,740 --> 01:54:21,740 between the Bible club and my school 2512 01:54:21,740 --> 01:54:23,740 and the LGBTQ 2513 01:54:23,740 --> 01:54:25,740 alliance. Please tell me you 2514 01:54:25,740 --> 01:54:27,740 guys like protested each other from across 2515 01:54:27,740 --> 01:54:29,740 the hall. It was really funny because like 2516 01:54:29,740 --> 01:54:31,740 the Bible study group. 2517 01:54:31,740 --> 01:54:33,740 The criminal justice club is acting as the cops 2518 01:54:33,740 --> 01:54:35,740 breaking up the protests. 2519 01:54:35,740 --> 01:54:37,740 The Bible study group kind of left themselves 2520 01:54:37,740 --> 01:54:39,740 like we're just like yeah we're just gonna read the Bible 2521 01:54:39,740 --> 01:54:41,740 and the LGBT group was just like 2522 01:54:41,740 --> 01:54:43,740 these guys cannot be accepted 2523 01:54:43,740 --> 01:54:45,740 in our school with us. 2524 01:54:45,740 --> 01:54:47,740 You cannot bring God 2525 01:54:47,740 --> 01:54:49,740 into school. It's like nah dude 2526 01:54:49,740 --> 01:54:51,740 this is just a separate thing. And they're like 2527 01:54:51,740 --> 01:54:53,740 nope. Nope. 2528 01:54:53,740 --> 01:54:55,740 Don't like it. 2529 01:54:55,740 --> 01:54:57,740 And then there's like a huge 2530 01:54:57,740 --> 01:54:59,740 fucking like battle thing and then we 2531 01:54:59,740 --> 01:55:01,740 ended up you know. 2532 01:55:01,740 --> 01:55:03,740 Infinity war. Would you even do it in LGBT 2533 01:55:03,740 --> 01:55:05,740 Central High School? 2534 01:55:05,740 --> 01:55:07,740 Yeah. Like what even is an 2535 01:55:07,740 --> 01:55:09,740 LGBT club except a bunch of 2536 01:55:09,740 --> 01:55:11,740 groups of people just trying to fuck one another. 2537 01:55:11,740 --> 01:55:13,740 Lettuce, bacon, tomato. Wait hold on. 2538 01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:15,740 It's like the earliest 2539 01:55:15,740 --> 01:55:17,740 fucking Tinder 2540 01:55:17,740 --> 01:55:19,740 there is in school. It's an exclusive 2541 01:55:19,740 --> 01:55:21,740 club because they're gay. The only club I was 2542 01:55:21,740 --> 01:55:23,740 in in high school was the aeronautics club 2543 01:55:23,740 --> 01:55:25,740 or rocket club. 2544 01:55:25,740 --> 01:55:27,740 Hard to believe Train Man was in the 2545 01:55:27,740 --> 01:55:29,740 was in the plane club. 2546 01:55:29,740 --> 01:55:31,740 Because I played football. Train Man 2547 01:55:31,740 --> 01:55:33,740 built rockets in his spare 2548 01:55:33,740 --> 01:55:35,740 time. That's fucking badass. 2549 01:55:35,740 --> 01:55:37,740 We blew up the baseball 2550 01:55:37,740 --> 01:55:39,740 field. 2551 01:55:39,740 --> 01:55:41,740 Here's my after school activity. Have I never told you that 2552 01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:43,740 story? You blew up a baseball 2553 01:55:43,740 --> 01:55:45,740 field? Yeah. You guys ever see the movie 2554 01:55:45,740 --> 01:55:47,740 October Sky? Yes. 2555 01:55:47,740 --> 01:55:49,740 So we weren't building like SD's rockets 2556 01:55:49,740 --> 01:55:51,740 with like the little paper rocket motor. 2557 01:55:51,740 --> 01:55:53,740 We went to the shop kids and 2558 01:55:53,740 --> 01:55:55,740 said mill me a fucking 2559 01:55:55,740 --> 01:55:57,740 metal tube that's this long. 2560 01:55:57,740 --> 01:55:59,740 Fucking engineered a 2561 01:55:59,740 --> 01:56:01,740 legitimate rocket. So in AutoCAD 2562 01:56:01,740 --> 01:56:03,740 we designed a rocket. Then we gave 2563 01:56:03,740 --> 01:56:05,740 it to some of the kids in like the welding 2564 01:56:05,740 --> 01:56:07,740 and milling class. Had them make a fucking 2565 01:56:07,740 --> 01:56:09,740 synergy. Make a rocket out of 2566 01:56:09,740 --> 01:56:11,740 fucking like heavy steel. 2567 01:56:11,740 --> 01:56:13,740 And then we went to the chemistry 2568 01:56:13,740 --> 01:56:15,740 teacher and said we need for 2569 01:56:15,740 --> 01:56:17,740 I'm not going to say it on this podcast but I need this 2570 01:56:17,740 --> 01:56:19,740 redacted chemical and this redacted 2571 01:56:19,740 --> 01:56:21,740 and this redacted chemical. 2572 01:56:21,740 --> 01:56:23,740 And we made a solid like about it was about this 2573 01:56:23,740 --> 01:56:25,740 tall. So a couple feet tall. 2574 01:56:25,740 --> 01:56:27,740 A solid fuel 2575 01:56:27,740 --> 01:56:29,740 rocket. 2576 01:56:29,740 --> 01:56:31,740 And 2577 01:56:31,740 --> 01:56:33,740 it's the term 2578 01:56:33,740 --> 01:56:35,740 solid fuel. It's not solid. It's a paste. 2579 01:56:35,740 --> 01:56:37,740 When we made 2580 01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:39,740 it and we put the fuel in the rocket there 2581 01:56:39,740 --> 01:56:41,740 was an air bubble in there. 2582 01:56:41,740 --> 01:56:43,740 Oh no. Don't yeah. So we 2583 01:56:43,740 --> 01:56:45,740 so our launch pad was and we 2584 01:56:45,740 --> 01:56:47,740 weren't telling anyone we were doing this. 2585 01:56:47,740 --> 01:56:49,740 We were just doing it. 2586 01:56:49,740 --> 01:56:51,740 So like we 2587 01:56:51,740 --> 01:56:53,740 used the baseball field. The pitchers mound 2588 01:56:53,740 --> 01:56:55,740 is the fucking launch pad because it's flat 2589 01:56:55,740 --> 01:56:57,740 and it's a hard surface. 2590 01:56:57,740 --> 01:56:59,740 And so the fuel 2591 01:56:59,740 --> 01:57:01,740 so when it goes off 2592 01:57:01,740 --> 01:57:03,740 it 2593 01:57:03,740 --> 01:57:05,740 primers at the top and it burns its way 2594 01:57:05,740 --> 01:57:07,740 down quickly and then it all goes out the bottom. 2595 01:57:07,740 --> 01:57:09,740 Halfway down the rocket there was a fucking 2596 01:57:09,740 --> 01:57:11,740 air bubble. Boom! 2597 01:57:11,740 --> 01:57:13,740 And like a crater about this big around 2598 01:57:13,740 --> 01:57:15,740 and the pitchers mound was no 2599 01:57:15,740 --> 01:57:17,740 more. We got in so 2600 01:57:17,740 --> 01:57:19,740 much trouble. They're like 2601 01:57:19,740 --> 01:57:21,740 we thought you were building like paper planes. 2602 01:57:21,740 --> 01:57:23,740 No. 2603 01:57:23,740 --> 01:57:25,740 We were rocket club. 2604 01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:27,740 The shop class is like we didn't know 2605 01:57:27,740 --> 01:57:29,740 that they were going to do that. 2606 01:57:29,740 --> 01:57:31,740 That's them. Do you guys remember Chappelle's show? 2607 01:57:31,740 --> 01:57:33,740 Yeah. Motherfucker bought aluminum 2608 01:57:33,740 --> 01:57:35,740 tubes. What are you going to do 2609 01:57:35,740 --> 01:57:37,740 with an aluminum tube? We were doing one thing 2610 01:57:37,740 --> 01:57:39,740 with aluminum tubes. 2611 01:57:39,740 --> 01:57:41,740 We realized we had like the deadliest 2612 01:57:41,740 --> 01:57:43,740 weapon. 2613 01:57:43,740 --> 01:57:45,740 And this wasn't like you know an ST's 2614 01:57:45,740 --> 01:57:47,740 rocket goes a couple hundred feet. This thing was like 2615 01:57:47,740 --> 01:57:49,740 designed to go thousands of feet in the air. 2616 01:57:49,740 --> 01:57:51,740 This is going to kill a reason to strive for fear. 2617 01:57:51,740 --> 01:57:53,740 Yeah. 2618 01:57:53,740 --> 01:57:55,740 That's the kind of shit. What would you have done 2619 01:57:55,740 --> 01:57:57,740 if you successfully did it? Like it's just going to 2620 01:57:57,740 --> 01:57:59,740 land somewhere. It would probably land in like 2621 01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:01,740 someone's house and set it on fire. 2622 01:58:01,740 --> 01:58:03,740 Once again October sky. We had 2623 01:58:03,740 --> 01:58:05,740 no idea what we were doing. We were a bunch of dumb high school 2624 01:58:05,740 --> 01:58:07,740 kids. You were just like let's see what this happens. 2625 01:58:07,740 --> 01:58:09,740 Ready? Ooooooh. 2626 01:58:09,740 --> 01:58:11,740 Fuck it's going a lot. 2627 01:58:11,740 --> 01:58:13,740 Oh god. It's going straight for 2628 01:58:13,740 --> 01:58:15,740 the Air Force base. 2629 01:58:15,740 --> 01:58:17,740 You gotta fucking put like an air tag on it. 2630 01:58:17,740 --> 01:58:19,740 I guess landing in the middle of a baseball 2631 01:58:19,740 --> 01:58:21,740 field isn't really that bad. To this day 2632 01:58:21,740 --> 01:58:23,740 there are some out in a forest in 2633 01:58:23,740 --> 01:58:25,740 Rotterdam that I've 2634 01:58:25,740 --> 01:58:27,740 gone looking for them. I can't find them. 2635 01:58:27,740 --> 01:58:29,740 They're probably like the top of trees and shit. 2636 01:58:29,740 --> 01:58:31,740 These weren't 2637 01:58:31,740 --> 01:58:33,740 lightweight things. They're like yeah they probably would have 2638 01:58:33,740 --> 01:58:35,740 like no no these were metal. 2639 01:58:35,740 --> 01:58:37,740 Like they should in theory still be there. 2640 01:58:37,740 --> 01:58:39,740 Yeah. Fucking 2641 01:58:39,740 --> 01:58:41,740 mad scientist man. 2642 01:58:41,740 --> 01:58:43,740 This is what happens when I'm bored. 2643 01:58:43,740 --> 01:58:45,740 Alex can attest to this. I only get in trouble 2644 01:58:45,740 --> 01:58:47,740 at work when I'm bored. Yes. 2645 01:58:47,740 --> 01:58:49,740 Yes. So in high school I 2646 01:58:49,740 --> 01:58:51,740 was a football player. I was president 2647 01:58:51,740 --> 01:58:53,740 of the chess club. Oh no. 2648 01:58:53,740 --> 01:58:55,740 I was president of the Bible club. 2649 01:58:55,740 --> 01:58:57,740 Not the football episode again. 2650 01:58:57,740 --> 01:58:59,740 We can't do that again. 2651 01:58:59,740 --> 01:59:01,740 That was a bad episode. 2652 01:59:01,740 --> 01:59:03,740 We can't do that again. We'd like to apologize 2653 01:59:03,740 --> 01:59:05,740 for the football episode. I don't even think 2654 01:59:05,740 --> 01:59:07,740 I've listened to the football episode. 2655 01:59:07,740 --> 01:59:09,740 And you shouldn't. 2656 01:59:09,740 --> 01:59:11,740 We come back from the break. You're not actually gonna publish 2657 01:59:11,740 --> 01:59:13,740 this episode are you? I don't know. 2658 01:59:13,740 --> 01:59:15,740 I wouldn't. I honestly wouldn't. 2659 01:59:15,740 --> 01:59:17,740 This one's kind of sketch. Like honestly 2660 01:59:17,740 --> 01:59:19,740 we just even the like bad 2661 01:59:19,740 --> 01:59:21,740 audio quality alone you shouldn't publish this. 2662 01:59:21,740 --> 01:59:23,740 We gotta give them something. We gotta come 2663 01:59:23,740 --> 01:59:25,740 back with like a strong subject 2664 01:59:25,740 --> 01:59:27,740 politically correct. The time 2665 01:59:27,740 --> 01:59:29,740 Michigan invaded Ohio. 2666 01:59:29,740 --> 01:59:31,740 I think we should just end it. 2667 01:59:31,740 --> 01:59:33,740 Guys smash that like button. 2668 01:59:33,740 --> 01:59:35,740 Like us 2669 01:59:35,740 --> 01:59:37,740 on Facebook. Don't drink and drive. 2670 01:59:37,740 --> 01:59:39,740 Alex McDonald says 2671 01:59:39,740 --> 01:59:41,740 smash that like button like you're 2672 01:59:41,740 --> 01:59:43,740 going to smash James Charlie 2673 01:59:43,740 --> 01:59:45,740 Busseyes. And send 2674 01:59:45,740 --> 01:59:47,740 a fucking 2675 01:59:47,740 --> 01:59:49,740 email for the love of God. 2676 01:59:49,740 --> 01:59:51,740 I already did that. I know you did 2677 01:59:51,740 --> 01:59:53,740 but we need a real one from somebody out 2678 01:59:53,740 --> 01:59:55,740 there that we don't know. 2679 01:59:55,740 --> 01:59:57,740 There goes the mic. 2680 01:59:57,740 --> 01:59:59,740 Sign up for World War III. 2681 01:59:59,740 --> 02:00:01,740 And as always be kind to yourself. 2682 02:00:01,740 --> 02:00:03,740 Make sure you send in your draft paperwork. 2683 02:00:03,740 --> 02:00:05,740 Please don't tell me we're 2684 02:00:05,740 --> 02:00:07,740 actually gonna publish this one. 2685 02:00:07,740 --> 02:00:09,740 We out. 2686 02:00:09,740 --> 02:00:11,740 We out. 2687 02:00:11,740 --> 02:00:13,740 For all we know 2688 02:00:13,740 --> 02:00:15,740 robots have souls. We just don't 2689 02:00:15,740 --> 02:00:17,740 know if they do or don't. How do you know? 2690 02:00:17,740 --> 02:00:19,740 Have you ever 2691 02:00:19,740 --> 02:00:21,740 been a cyborg or a robot? 2692 02:00:21,740 --> 02:00:23,740 Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 2693 02:00:23,740 --> 02:00:25,740 Fuck no. 2694 02:00:25,740 --> 02:00:27,740 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 2695 02:00:27,740 --> 02:00:29,740 Yes we are. 2696 02:00:29,740 --> 02:00:31,740 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 2697 02:00:31,740 --> 02:00:33,740 Extended episodes. 2698 02:00:33,740 --> 02:00:35,740 Where the fuck did the Siermans come from? 2699 02:00:35,740 --> 02:00:37,740 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 2700 02:00:37,740 --> 02:00:39,740 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 2701 02:00:39,740 --> 02:00:41,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2702 02:00:41,740 --> 02:00:43,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2703 02:00:43,740 --> 02:00:45,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2704 02:00:45,740 --> 02:00:47,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2705 02:00:47,740 --> 02:00:49,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2706 02:00:49,740 --> 02:00:51,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2707 02:00:51,740 --> 02:00:53,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2708 02:00:53,740 --> 02:00:55,740 They're killing all already born babies. 2709 02:00:55,740 --> 02:00:57,740 Somewhere in China 2710 02:00:57,740 --> 02:00:59,740 in some base 2711 02:00:59,740 --> 02:01:01,740 there are super soldiers that are at least 2712 02:01:01,740 --> 02:01:03,740 9 or 10 feet tall. 2713 02:01:03,740 --> 02:01:05,740 Anthropoclesatron. They have 2714 02:01:05,740 --> 02:01:07,740 dread and super soldiers. 2715 02:01:07,740 --> 02:01:09,740 Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. 2716 02:01:09,740 --> 02:01:11,740 They are aliens. 2717 02:01:11,740 --> 02:01:13,740 I do not negotiate with them. 2718 02:01:13,740 --> 02:01:15,740 I do not negotiate with them. 2719 02:01:15,740 --> 02:01:17,740 I do not negotiate with them. 2720 02:01:17,740 --> 02:01:43,840 AAA 2721 02:01:47,740 --> 02:01:55,900 that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds. 2722 02:01:55,900 --> 02:02:00,100 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to 2723 02:02:00,100 --> 02:02:02,940 raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. 2724 02:02:02,940 --> 02:02:06,740 They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker 2725 02:02:06,740 --> 02:02:09,620 in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. 2726 02:02:09,620 --> 02:02:12,740 You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their 2727 02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:16,300 technology makes it out of silicon vial. 2728 02:02:16,300 --> 02:02:19,060 Which by the way big brother is the overlord kipp. 2729 02:02:46,300 --> 02:02:59,820 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. 2730 02:02:59,820 --> 02:03:03,100 Okay I'm not fucking lying it's fucking real. 2731 02:03:03,100 --> 02:03:05,300 Okay look it up, look it up. 2732 02:03:05,300 --> 02:03:07,580 He says that he was doing this shit. 2733 02:03:07,580 --> 02:03:11,300 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the holocaust. 2734 02:03:11,300 --> 02:03:14,940 He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. 2735 02:03:14,940 --> 02:03:17,380 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. 2736 02:03:17,380 --> 02:03:19,660 George Soros is the fucking devil. 2737 02:03:19,660 --> 02:03:22,660 Okay he's not fucking doing this shit. 2738 02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:24,460 George Soros is fucking evil. 2739 02:03:24,460 --> 02:03:26,740 He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit. 2740 02:03:26,740 --> 02:03:29,740 He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit. 2741 02:03:29,740 --> 02:03:31,460 Just don't fucking get it okay. 2742 02:03:31,460 --> 02:03:32,540 Everybody likes Donald Trump. 2743 02:03:32,540 --> 02:03:34,740 Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there. 2744 02:03:34,740 --> 02:03:35,740 Trump right? 2745 02:03:35,740 --> 02:03:36,740 Trump. 2746 02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:37,740 Trump. 2747 02:03:37,740 --> 02:03:39,060 He's not the actual fucking leader. 2748 02:03:39,060 --> 02:03:42,260 It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk. 2749 02:03:42,260 --> 02:03:43,260 It's everyone out there. 2750 02:03:43,260 --> 02:03:45,260 It's everybody that's out there. 2751 02:03:45,260 --> 02:03:46,260 It's so cool. 2752 02:03:46,260 --> 02:03:47,260 Everybody. 2753 02:03:47,260 --> 02:03:51,260 You're saying Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for all of us. 2754 02:03:51,260 --> 02:03:53,260 The actual government is trying. 2755 02:03:53,260 --> 02:03:57,260 The actual people government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis are actually 2756 02:03:57,260 --> 02:03:59,260 the ones that are controlling fucking all of us. 2757 02:03:59,260 --> 02:04:02,260 The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. 2758 02:04:02,260 --> 02:04:14,260 They're paid fucking off by the billionaires.