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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Yeah, but I see some little dubby stack, right?

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episodes! Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Ugh, they're killing all the already-born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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The aliens exist as...

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Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

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Okay, I'm talking about the Sauron. They have dread and super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

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They don't know what they're doing.

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The day of the ultimate grand Today Luchicus is upon us

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Welcome to the Antenna Podcast!

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Welcome to the Antenna Podcast!

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Episode 52! Welcome back fuckers!

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Dang! 52 episodes!

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We got everybody here.

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An average of how many hours per episode?

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Uh, probably two.

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We're two and a half.

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Some episodes we did like one hour, some episodes we did like, you know, five, three and a half.

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That's a hundred hours of content that's admissible in court.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Dude, now that we've been doing this for so long, I'm thinking, I'm like, shit.

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It depends what the statute, it depends about like, statute of limitations and shit like that.

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Yeah, it would have to be like fucking ten years.

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Are you still not taking any civil service exams?

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No.

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This is something where like, even if just somebody I know finds it,

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I mean, we got three hundred years.

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It's not even in court, but it's like, oh wow, you're saying some really outlandish shit.

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Oh my god, there's a hundred hours of this?

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Well, somebody said a certain type of people can't swim and that wasn't me.

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And I think that's one of the worst things that's been said on the podcast to date.

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Who said that?

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Who said that?

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Tyler?

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That wasn't me.

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I'm not throwing anybody under the bus.

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No, who was?

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Only Tyler would say that, so.

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I don't think I would say that.

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So, somebody said a certain group of people are known for not being able to swim.

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Which one?

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Which group or which person?

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Which group?

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Tyler.

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I didn't say that.

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I think you're lying.

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So as I was saying that some say that October twenty, twenty three will be

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considered the start of World War Three because of the Israel or Hamas war.

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I think I think if you're going like by like the history book type things,

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it's going to be the fucking Ukraine War is what like it's going to be like the

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Franz Ferdinand type thing in World War One, but like the Ukraine thing is going

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to be like I think that's what's actually going to be considered like the start

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of the war period.

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How bold of you to assume that in like fifty years there will be textbooks on

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this. We're all going to fucking die if there's that war.

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All right.

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They're just going to get fucking do somebody's going to shoot a nuke by

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accident and we're not going to catch it.

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We were fucking retarded.

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How many times have we almost nuked ourselves to go to war with them again?

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It's fucking curtains for us.

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I don't think so.

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I didn't get that.

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You're stupid.

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I don't think that this is going to result in World War Three, though.

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I think I think that there's not a lot of it's already happening.

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What I'm saying, the proxy, there's 19,000 proxy words are starting fucking on

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the coast right now ready to invade.

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Dude, this is like the US military is spread so fucking thin right now.

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So you know what's crazy, though, is this is almost exactly how like World War

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You had a whole bunch of regional conflicts and then like everybody had their

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hat in with one of the people in the regional conflicts and then like all it

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takes is one spark of that powder keg and then everybody joins in.

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It's like this isn't like a World War Two.

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This is like a World War One scenario.

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Like everybody has like their own allies.

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It's like you attack our ally.

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We're going to fuck you up right now.

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How much talk though?

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No, dude, this is like no talk about it.

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No, it's because it's because these countries are in NATO.

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These countries are in whatever.

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I think it's Warsaw Pact.

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It's not a Warsaw.

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It's called the block or something.

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Something block Eastern Block.

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It's it's what you guys are telling me is that I don't watch the news for one

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week and we have a World War that's potentially.

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Yeah, dude, they were talking about like Ukraine and Russia.

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You know about being well, what's that?

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Did you not know about the Israel?

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No, I knew about that thing.

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Oh, Hamas and yeah, it's getting real bad.

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Let's talk about the I feel like US is just going to support them financially.

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No, no, no, we actually have troops on the fucking coast ready to go.

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Don't we have two carriers?

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We have two carrier groups.

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We have 19,000 Marines that are waiting.

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They fuck Christ.

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What is it?

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What is shitty fucking world is raining?

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What is she fucking courtesy of my red, white and blue?

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It's just like if you send the Marines and the Marines are going to just fuck shit up.

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They're they're fucking nuts.

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It's like, hey, what's the most nuts people we can send this just gets to the Marines.

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Hold up.

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So what was the verdict?

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Or is this still ongoing?

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The whole month's got to be ongoing.

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Shit like that doesn't happen too quick.

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But like, what do you guys think is going to happen with this whole chicks in the draft thing?

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Oh, is that actually a thing?

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Yeah, there should be a thing.

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They want equal rights, equal fights, baby.

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It's been all over fucking social media.

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Listen, I had to sign up for the fucking draft to get a fucking loan.

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You can't do shit if you're a man and you saw and you don't sign up for the draft.

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You're fucked for the rest of your life.

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Like, don't women already have the sun?

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No, no, no.

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I remember I vividly remember in fucking in my government and economics class.

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They're like, all right, women, this is study hall for you today.

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And I'm like, what the fuck?

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And they're like, men, we're going to sign up for the draft.

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Oh, they just sent me one in the mail.

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I think it should be part of the draft, but I think the order should be like, you know, they have an order like 18 year old males or like 26 year old males go first or some shit.

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Wait, what?

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No, they have like an order of the way they pick people.

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So it's 18 18 goes first up to 20.

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I think like 21 goes first.

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And then it's like 22 20, 20, 19, I think like 18 is last because they try not to pick like the youngest and the oldest.

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Yeah, because I'd be at the top tier.

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So I think they should do that.

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It's 25 is the cutoff.

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Twenty six is when you can't.

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Well, I think they should draft the men before they draft women, though.

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I still think women should be part of the draft.

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But I think I think it's just fair because literally we can't do shit unless we fucking sign up for the draft.

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Women can.

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It's a free line.

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I mean, it's tough to talk about this without saying anything that's out of my own care.

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But fucking whatever.

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I don't fucking know.

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But it's like it's like I don't necessarily think that women should be front line fighters, but I do think that they should be able to be in the military because think about it.

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We as a guy, you get captured.

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What's the worst thing they're going to do to you?

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They're going to torture you.

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They're going to fucking like kill you, whatever you can do.

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Just going to kill you.

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It's not.

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But for women, if you're a fucking woman soldier and you get captured by a fucking savage group of fucking like of our enemies, they could do awful, awful things.

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I mean, well, these days, I mean, it's kind of like anything goes.

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So it's like as a guy, it might not be any better.

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Like at least maybe just what they're looking for.

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More about fucking.

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It'd be more of like it would be more of like a like a psychological warfare thing, like sending videos back to like the fucking states of like them doing that shit because like they do that to the guy.

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They'd be like, that's kind of weird.

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That's already kind of going on.

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But then you do it to like women and shit.

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They're like problematic.

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But like to a guy, they'd be like, I didn't know they're gay.

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That's not very tough.

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Let's talk about this Israeli hospital bombing where they.

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That was debunked.

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That was debunked.

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It wasn't real.

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Hamas.

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Hamas.

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In a parking lot.

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It was another jihad group in Palestine.

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There's just a bunch of fucking stupid shit.

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It wasn't even Hamas.

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It was.

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Well, this is what they say, allegedly, that it was a different, a small terrorist group that's not Hamas.

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A splinter cell.

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A splinter cell.

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What is this fucking Metal Gear Solid?

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They shot this rocket.

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But I also heard the theory that basically Israel missed or the rocket's malfunction.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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They interviewed Biden on Air Force One, right?

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And he's like, oh, Israel and Palestine, they got a lot of missiles that don't work.

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Right.

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And he's like, they probably.

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That's Joe Biden.

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Are you going to listen to Joe Biden?

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Yeah, but I got ice cream over there.

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That's why I'm going.

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But I was watching the news.

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I was watching news.

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They were implying.

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Hey, Grandpa, let's get you back in bed.

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They were implying that Israel did it and that they basically missed their target and it landed on a hospital.

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Yeah, because Joe Biden's a fucking idiot.

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It actually got debunked.

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The geographical location of where it got shot from was in Palestine.

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They triangulated where it came from and the trajectory of it.

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It came from somewhere in Palestine and then what?

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Now there's a bunch of.

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Let me do this, Casey.

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So the missiles that they have are fucking garbage in Palestine.

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And so do you know how a missile works?

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Casey, that's what Joe Biden said.

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Do you know how do you know how missiles work?

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We should draw a picture for Casey.

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Do I look like a scientist?

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It's like a tube with a cone on the tip and there's flames coming out of the back.

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No, I understand that.

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So Casey, listen, let me explain to you like a fucking retard.

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OK, I want you to explain it to me like I'm five years old, five years old and autistic.

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OK, yeah, so here's a missile.

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OK, it's a big long cylinder with a point on it and there's a fucking there's a rocket on the back.

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So what they're saying is they think because inside the missile is where the the the warhead is basically.

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And the the the back that's on fire is just the payload system to kind of like get you to where you're going.

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But the missiles in fucking Palestine are made so poorly that what they were actually thinking was the the the back of it.

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That was like the ignition source, like the thing that was actually pushing it pushed through the actual casing of it,

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then knocked it out of out of out of the sky and it made it go down into the hospital parking and it landed on a hospital.

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Just incidentally. Yeah, OK, it's more Casey.

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Yeah, it's more fucking Joe Biden pressed a button in that hospital was blown to smithereens.

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Are you fucking kidding? It was actually a laser.

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It's a laser opened up.

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I believe this shit.

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Well, why would he want to do that?

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What's in it for him?

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Palestinian deaths.

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Why? Why would he want to do that?

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Why would you because Israel's at war with Palestine and he wants to take over Palestine?

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Basically, you know what they should he wants to have some influence in the Middle East.

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Honestly, he wants to set up a base in Israel and my plan to fix this.

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OK, it's no by its grand scheme.

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This is retarded. This is not retarded.

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Here's how you fix the situation.

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They're having a hard time going in there without civilian casualties because they're all intermixed like they said that no, they're hiding behind civilians.

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They're using human. They're using civilians as human shields.

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And then they know our rules of engagement.

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And because why do we have two fucking aircraft carriers in the because it's because we're about to bulldoze all exactly exactly.

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And we're going to set up our carriers are probably just carrying.

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It's going to be the United States down the fucking twenty five miles of coast.

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Then the right or the other side and just push it into the house.

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Dan, you're glowing today. You're fucking you are glowing glowing.

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Yeah, you are fucking you are looking hot today.

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Well, look, it's you can't help it.

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I worked out, you know, no, but I think it's the teddy bear headphones missing the eyes.

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The real serial killer. Yeah, he's wearing a fluff coming out of safety goggles.

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Not to completely not to completely.

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No, I like to not to completely subject though.

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But well, well, well, I'm not done with this.

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Oh, you're not. We're not done with this.

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I have a plan. Joe Biden is fucking trying to set up a military base in the Middle East.

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We say we say to Hamas for every woman and child you give us, we will give you one American M4 rifle.

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OK, well, you hear me out. OK, I mean, let me finish.

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We're up to M7s now, Dan. Are we? Yeah. OK.

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M7s, whatever the newest one is, we'll give it to you.

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OK, we're supposed to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We'll trade. We'll trade. Are these motherfuckers stupid?

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They're going to give us guns. OK. Yeah.

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So what they don't know is that the lowers are made out of plastic explosives.

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OK, and they have GPS trackers in them. So you get as many of these guns in the hands of these terrorists as possible.

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All right. So they're like these motherfuckers are so dumb.

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They're trading this fucking gun. And then you get them all to convene the central location for like the biggest fight.

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So, you know, that they're out of the civilian areas and you detonate the plastic explosive all at once.

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And you eliminate like 30, 40 percent of fucking Hamas.

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Not only that, you give them rifles. Even if you don't give it to them directly, you go through a back channel, through a fake group that can give them rifles and put GPS.

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You know, we try. We're giving them one hundred million dollars.

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Drogen horse. It would work to find out being a history book.

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Yeah, just put RFID like trackers on the fucking GPS trackers in the boxes of ammunition.

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Joe Biden said we're going to give Palestine, the civilians or the government, one hundred million dollars.

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And if Hamas takes this, if they take it, it just shows that they don't care about the people and they won't be getting any more aid.

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So they're basically Joe Biden's basically giving Hamas him one hundred million dollars.

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He gave him six billion. That's how this happened.

293
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Well, they gave what? Is that an actual game?

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Casey, Casey, is that what you actually is that actually what you read or you used to making that shit up?

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I saw a video of Joe Biden fucking way, saying we're going to give Palestine one hundred million dollars.

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And if Hamas takes it, they're not getting any more.

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What the fuck that doesn't make any sense.

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They don't have a chance. You guys didn't read that.

299
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No, no. Where the fuck did you read that? That was yesterday.

300
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We've already been given the onion. No, I literally watched Joe Biden say it.

301
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It's just as fucking stupid.

302
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Where are we getting all this money? Just give away.

303
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We just make money. Us, the taxpayers.

304
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What the fuck? Listen, you just paid Hamas a hundred million dollars.

305
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Well, no, but the reason that this happened is because all right, the United States.

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This is why we significantly elected Joseph Biden as a fucking president.

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If Trump was a goddamn president, Trump would be like.

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I'm glad you started yelling because I was about to fucking pop off to.

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If Trump was still the president.

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I'm frustrated here is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Hamas.

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Terrible people. Terrible people. They don't know.

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They don't like they don't like the Jews. I like the Jews.

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Jews are very nice. Love them. Very nice people.

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Hamas. Bad people. Bad. Worst. Worst people.

315
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Don't like exactly how you would say it.

316
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Exactly. You know what?

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I love our lovely soldiers. Love them to death. Great soldiers. Best soldiers.

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They are the very best because they are my soldiers and I would not have anything but the best soldiers.

319
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Wonderful soldiers in America are on the coast of Israel.

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Ready at moments. Notice.

321
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He actually is doing this right now, by the way.

322
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Yeah, I'm going to run this section through the AI generator later and put it through Trump's voice.

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Best soldiers. We will send them in and it will be wonderful.

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There will be no more Hamas. Two days. I guarantee it.

325
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24 hours. 24 hours.

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They will be wiped off the earth because we have the greatest military.

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Wonderful. I put them together myself.

328
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These are my handpicked fellows.

329
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I actually saw that thing about buying on Fox News.

330
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The guy was going off about it. He's like, yeah, fucking buy it.

331
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Just gave this fucking Hamas a hundred million dollars to spend on fucking ammunition or whatever.

332
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Yeah, but that's also Fox News. It's like so biased in one direction.

333
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Exactly. Yeah, dude, the CIA is up to some shit.

334
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They know what to do. You know, it's not going to be an issue.

335
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But the problem is that while we're doing this.

336
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So I heard this thing the other day.

337
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I don't remember what podcast I heard it on, but it was a reliable source.

338
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The guy said, oh, it was somebody who is in Trump's cabinet while we were fighting in Afghanistan.

339
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The United States was actually running low on ammunition just from Afghanistan.

340
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Oh, yeah, I think we talked about that last week where they were out of ammunition.

341
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jared Kushner. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

342
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So why do I keep hearing that guy's name? Who the fuck was Jared Kushner?

343
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He was he's Ivanka Trump's husband. Oh, but yeah.

344
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So if we were Donald Trump's wife's husband. Yeah.

345
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No, Donald Trump's. Wait, what's his daughter? His daughter is Ivanka.

346
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I thought his I thought his wife was a vodka. No, that's Melania Melania and me, bro.

347
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Come on. We got the book right here. No, no, his ex-wife, though.

348
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One. Yeah, that's where I came from.

349
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Yeah, but if we were spread thin just from Afghanistan, like how are we going to take on fucking Russia?

350
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Well, now I don't think we were spread China and Iran. It's like necessarily spread thin Russia.

351
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We have a shit ton of fucking personnel, but they none of them were deployed literally like if you were in the military and

352
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like you have like because I think it's I think it's three years like active or and one year like reserve type thing.

353
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If you're still on reserve, they can pull your ass right back in.

354
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And there's a shit ton of people like that. Well, my buddy's birthday is this Saturday.

355
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So if he gets deployed to Hamas, I'm going to feel pretty bad.

356
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Like it's a place. No, no, fucking Israel.

357
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The group that you used to live with the Air Force one. Yeah.

358
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Now he'd get pulled in a heartbeat. Yeah, man.

359
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Been on a couple of rough deployments down there to fucking Antarctica.

360
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You might get a knock on your door. There's actually a lot of everybody.

361
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,320
Well, they probably will literally April.

362
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I'm good. Just make it to April and I'm good. Why?

363
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Because I'll be 26. Oh, yeah.

364
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,320
They just make it to April. I fucking like I want to go to school.

365
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Huh? Yeah.

366
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,320
So how would you like to get some good clinical time?

367
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,320
Okay. Okay.

368
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Real questions. You're now a doctor in Israel.

369
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So real talk.

370
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I'm going to be a mash in a week.

371
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Real talk. Jesus Christ.

372
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Military service. I fucking love to do it.

373
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So military service, when you come back, you're automatically a paramedic.

374
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They give you your certification because you are a combat medic.

375
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,320
Yeah. Would you do that? It kind of works that way.

376
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No, but like, no, if that was like the actual case, would you take that?

377
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,320
Why? Just come back as a paramedic here?

378
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Like you have to go to war, but when you come back, I'm fucking got nineties in my class right now.

379
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I just got to wait a little while. I think I just go to war.

380
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I'd want if we had a legit world war, I'd fucking love to serve in it.

381
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I know I'd probably fucking die, but you're not going to see me running away from that.

382
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,320
I like Ali Mac. No, it's just like one of those all time movies.

383
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He's got the picture of his girlfriend in his pocket.

384
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He takes a round and he's like, he's like turning all pale and he's bloody.

385
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The picture is all fucked up and he's got like the funny like fingerprint on it.

386
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You got to get this door and door out.

387
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:24,320
Two guys in suits show up to your mom's door and she starts crying.

388
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No! She collapses onto her knees as she opens the front door.

389
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And then like it's like us four just in a fucking foxhole, Ali Mac just gets fucking obliterated.

390
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We're like, no!

391
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Camera pans over to my girlfriend with a pregnant drug test.

392
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Drug test.

393
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We are the ones that have to go and fucking give the fucking like flag.

394
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We'd be like, do you like the hat down?

395
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Put the hat down and be like, no, mom better give me a final call.

396
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That's what I give a fuck about.

397
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I fucking poured my heart and soul into that shit hole for two and a half years.

398
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And while it doesn't sound like a lot of time, it felt like it.

399
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I want a fucking final call there.

400
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,320
I want fucking Jomo to do it.

401
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,320
How long did you work there?

402
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,320
Two and a half years.

403
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,320
Two and a half?

404
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,320
Well, that's about the time I was full time.

405
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,320
Well, maybe even less than that.

406
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,320
But dude, I literally went down to one day a week.

407
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So like I wouldn't get fired.

408
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,320
Literally like.

409
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I feel like the more you work there, the more likely it is you'll get fired.

410
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,320
You know, you more or less you know, or less start working full time hours though.

411
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Once you when you were like on breaks.

412
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,320
Yeah, yeah.

413
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,320
You'd come back and you'd be fucking pulling work weeks.

414
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,320
Me and Tyler were fucking maniacs.

415
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I don't know.

416
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72 hours every week, baby.

417
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:51,320
I have the one fucking screenshot of my two week pay period and there's like 15 different things on it.

418
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,320
Jesus Christ.

419
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What am I doing?

420
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Yeah.

421
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,320
Anyway, back to the final call.

422
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:02,320
So there's a there's a lot of Palestinian support actually.

423
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Silly Palestinians.

424
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,320
Yeah, I think they're fucking stupid.

425
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,320
In America.

426
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,320
No, because they're fucking stupid liberals.

427
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,320
There's a lot of protests.

428
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:14,320
Because these goddamn fucking far left fucking retards decide that they're like, well, it's real.

429
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,320
So Israel is a colonizing force and I don't like it.

430
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,320
It really makes me sad.

431
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,320
And these fucking terrorists are actually right because they're freedom fighters.

432
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Shut the fuck up.

433
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,320
Shut the fuck up.

434
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,320
That shit's wild.

435
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,320
They're fucking raping, they're raping and murdering children.

436
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,320
Hold on though.

437
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,320
I was watching something that's saying that the beheading of the babies was actually false.

438
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,320
That's not false.

439
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320
It was actually propaganda.

440
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,320
It's not propaganda.

441
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,320
I don't know.

442
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:42,320
According to your fucking source, which is anti-Semitic.

443
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,320
I never said it was correct.

444
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,320
What's your fucking sources?

445
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,320
Hello, mix.

446
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,320
Yeah.

447
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,320
Yeah.

448
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,320
Al Jazeera.

449
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Al Jazeera.

450
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,320
Yeah.

451
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,320
It was just some news.

452
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:59,320
I believe that those fucking filthy pieces of shit over there are fucking raping and murdering

453
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fucking women and children.

454
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,320
Casey coming under fire here in episode 52.

455
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,320
All I said was I heard it on the news.

456
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,320
You fucking are saying this shit just to fucking piss me off.

457
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,320
Forty beheaded babies.

458
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,320
I never even said it was true.

459
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,320
You fucking say this shit all the fucking time just to piss us off, Casey.

460
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,320
It is Casey O'Neill versus the world right now.

461
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,320
Jesus Christ.

462
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,320
You're a goddamn living fucking motherfucker, Casey.

463
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,320
I swear to fuck.

464
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,320
I can't wait till you're raped and murdered, Casey.

465
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:33,320
How's it going to feel when you're the one getting a dick in your asshole and then you're

466
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,320
getting your head cut off on live TV?

467
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,320
When you get mad in your arms, just go like this.

468
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Casey, God damn it.

469
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,320
What are you talking about, Casey?

470
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,320
Jesus Christ.

471
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,320
I see the autism fucking laughing.

472
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Straight down.

473
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:57,320
You look like an upset 10 year old in a Disney movie.

474
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:03,320
Listen, mom, I said don't come in my room.

475
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:08,320
I think both sides are committing war crimes and both sides are playing.

476
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:13,320
We're partnered with one of those sides and we're joining up in the fight with one of

477
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,320
those sides.

478
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,320
That sounds a little anti-Semitic to me, Casey.

479
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,320
What?

480
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,320
That they're both war criminals.

481
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,320
They just killed 36,000 Americans.

482
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,320
If it was like based on population, they killed the equivalent of 36,000 Americans.

483
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:32,320
But they didn't kill 36,000 civilians that are dying off with percentage of pop no.

484
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,320
Yeah.

485
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:38,320
Absolutely killing that many people.

486
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:43,320
It would be like 30 times.

487
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,320
It would be like them coming here and killing 36,000 people.

488
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,160
It would be like them coming here and killing 36,000 people

489
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,300
That's what percentage of the population of Israel they killed compared to the US what they didn't kill

490
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:58,120
36,000 people 1000 people right so the United States based on population

491
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,120
It would be as if they came to the US and killed 36,000 people sure

492
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,540
Yeah, I see what you're saying what do we have fucking 3000 and three thousand nine eleven. Oh, yeah

493
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Yeah, yeah

494
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:16,660
Look where that that got us. It wasn't quite a world war, but it was a fucking war

495
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,600
There's civilians that are being killed on both sides right and we went killed 50,000 people

496
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,360
I think 50,000 innocent people died in our

497
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:33,000
Whatever you call that 20-year war in the Middle East well when the United States and Israel going in invade Gaza

498
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,240
There's still gonna be civilians there. I get killed by the United States right

499
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:44,760
so man this seems this feels like a lot more like Mogadishu than it does like the starting of World War three

500
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,220
Oh good, because it's been going on forever. Yeah, Mogadishu is just like

501
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,680
It's just a fucking mess like the Mogadishu fucking mile. That's more what this feels like

502
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,360
Can you describe what that is a little bit?

503
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:05,600
When they went into Mogadishu the black story of Black Hawk Down happened during the Battle Mogadishu in Africa and their third thing

504
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,360
So I know I know we're on this fucking war shit, and it's real sad

505
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,320
but I

506
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:19,440
Think I wanted to just bring up this real quick. We'll come back to the Battle Mogadishu. Yeah, I'll definitely put a pin in that please

507
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:24,960
What the fuck is up with women and thinking serial killers are like super attractive

508
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,500
Like can we like talk about that for a second? I'm obsessed with serious

509
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:34,640
It's like a problem like fucking like the chicks. They're like oh my god Jeffrey Dahmer and the night stalker and shit

510
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:42,040
They're really hot Mike. They fucking just murdered like 30 people yeah, but I think that's just because of the way like the media depicts them

511
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,340
They're not saying like oh, I want to fuck him. There's no like daddy fuck

512
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,160
Yeah, but if that dude was within fucking a mile of them. They'd be like oh fuck

513
00:27:52,920 --> 00:28:00,100
Like why the fuck do like these like like these these I'm not like other girls are like I like serial killer documentaries

514
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,460
It's a psych okay. I mean I like him, too

515
00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:07,420
Yeah, but like they're like man. He's really hot actually that one with fucking Zac Efron though

516
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:08,960
I hated how they portrayed him

517
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:14,880
He's the whole movie like if you didn't know the story you could have watched that whole fucking movie and not known

518
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,880
He killed anyone yeah

519
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,080
I was gonna try and unzip your boo. That was a problem

520
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:32,440
Like is it like a like a thing it's like they think the actor is hot or like or is it like the no like even

521
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:39,240
Like like the like Richard Ramirez like when they just see like actual pictures of dude that guy was fucked up that dude was fucked

522
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:46,500
But they're like he's really hot. It's like he smelled like a goat and you could smell when he was in the room. He said now I'm back

523
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,520
What the fuck?

524
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,360
Go like fuck do you?

525
00:28:53,240 --> 00:29:00,560
Do like I have to try to smell like there's a there's like an actual thing that like is is weird to me with

526
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,360
like

527
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,720
serial killers, I think like women are just like attracted to like

528
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:11,440
Really fucked up individuals sometimes they like bad boys. I think yeah, I think to a certain extent

529
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:16,560
I think it's that bad boy thing to an extreme the bad boy is like it's like yeah

530
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:22,160
What's worse than a murderer actually right this probably right and also somebody who makes them feel wanted

531
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,880
Wanted to the point that they'll kill them and yeah, right in a basement right?

532
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,560
Because it's all about them. Yeah, it's like a hundred percent

533
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:37,440
It's like a hundred percent. Okay, that's a little weird, but I get what you're saying. Yeah, I've honestly dance kind of pretty good

534
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,080
It's like your your girls like trying to get your attention right while you're like playing videos

535
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:50,400
Something like you're in my basement forever because I wanted right it's like a hundred percent of the focus is on that

536
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,640
Give my girlfriend like a half hour back or about like pull out my phone while I'm still right

537
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,120
open clash of clans and she's like

538
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Here we fucking go

539
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:06,800
Fucking kidding me like fucking chill out for a second. All right, like look I love you but like fuck off

540
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,480
Yeah, I've mastered like the one-handed. Oh, yeah

541
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,480
Backroad because so I can still use my phone in the other

542
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:20,120
Exactly. Yeah, it's skill. Honestly, it takes time to develop that so boring

543
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:26,400
Sometimes you gotta like swap the phone with the other hand. Yeah, you like lean on your side like fucking do it that way

544
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,400
Well, you got your phone here

545
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,080
Jesus

546
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Yeah, but

547
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,160
boy

548
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:38,580
What I've been I've been keeping this fucking we were on the Hamas shit

549
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:43,060
So I didn't want to fucking kind of sidetrack it but we're getting sad again when we're getting sad

550
00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:46,560
I want to talk about the cat that got 9-1-1 called on it. Oh

551
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:53,640
Let's hear it. So I'll play with this stuff. I'll play that the 911 call for you. It's really funny

552
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,760
The guy so this cat

553
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,620
Scratched the baby like not like, you know, like hospital worthy scratch

554
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:04,160
But like scratch the baby and when they took the baby away from the cat

555
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:10,760
The cat just started attacking the whole family and they barricaded themselves in a room and you could hear you could hear the cat in

556
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,760
the background going

557
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:20,080
Behind the door and I get scratching the door. He's like I I can't leave my room the cat the cat is the cat's out there

558
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,080
The cats out there. Oh my god.

559
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,080
Dude cats can be violent

560
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:32,320
Yeah, some cats are just born to be assholes like my mom's cats that way fucking grew up in a house

561
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,600
You just fucking walk around a corner and she'd be like

562
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:40,560
Like you're fucking bleeding like it's not like it's just a little play slap. It's like, oh, thank you

563
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,160
We named her Mildred. It is the most fitting name

564
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,160
Dude, we just got a third cat

565
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:51,120
Yeah, here it is. We had to get rid of it because our other cat was stalking it

566
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:57,160
Just waiting to fucking kill it like dude, literally this thing would wait outside of my office door. I kept it in

567
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,160
No, no, it's like the same age as all my other cats

568
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:06,640
But it would my other cat would wait outside the door just waiting to slip in dude all day all day

569
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,520
Just outside the door like just waiting to kill this fucking man

570
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,840
Yeah, and it's like it got to it once or twice and she got almost got her eye

571
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,360
Like she just got her fucking eyelid, but she wanted to kill this cat so bad

572
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,640
That's fucking we had to get rid of it because it was just damn so I found I found the cool story

573
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,520
I

574
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:29,500
Had that chap and when fucking mom moved in with her boyfriend when it was in high school that same

575
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:37,160
Asshole cat stayed in my room and we honestly got chill like we would I wouldn't pet her but like she wouldn't fuck me up

576
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,160
Like we were cool at this point

577
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:44,880
I thought uh, no she would stay at that door cuz the boyfriend had two cats here and they were just sweet

578
00:32:44,880 --> 00:33:11,880
Boyfriend's an asshole

579
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,880
The door

580
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,720
No, no, you just got scratched on his forehead but the cat we don't know what to do about the cat he's gone

581
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,280
He's trying to attack us

582
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,480
very very very very hostile

583
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,480
I try to hold the animal control

584
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:39,080
Yeah, yeah, we got the bedroom to let the police and I'm gonna have to fight the cat

585
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:47,080
That's a pretty big fucking cat

586
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,360
Dude you're fine

587
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:59,160
You punt it down the hallway, that's it's a cat that's a 22 pound cat

588
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,160
That's like a fucking like small like Bob cat like dude

589
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,160
I got bit by a fucking nine pound cat

590
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:11,360
Six times right and I had to let it go because it was like too much right like after like like the fifth or sixth bite

591
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,880
I'm like, okay, you fucking win. So the thing is I have a leather jacket in my room

592
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:20,440
So I put the leather jacket on and I have like a pair of gloves in there that are leather gloves, too

593
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,040
So I'd be like, all right, did you just run and slam the door if it's a big cat like

594
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,800
Yeah, so I'm stuck in my bathroom

595
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,940
There's a cat like what do I do?

596
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,940
Dude, you sound like a fucking idiot

597
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,940
I'm like a pussy

598
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:41,940
Dude, if I get a fucking if I get like zone to east first call medic ambulance a alpha response

599
00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:47,620
For a male who states he's stuck in his bathroom and he's worried his cats gonna scratch him

600
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:53,380
I'd be like, are you fucking joking? Right? All right, let's put the fire gear on. Let's go get him

601
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,500
Yeah, dude

602
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:59,200
I did when I had to get my cat back is I took an extension cord and shoved it down a pipe

603
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,720
So it made a loop on the other end and then I got it around its neck

604
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,520
So just like the fucking animal control. Yeah, and did I tell this story? No, but that sounds funny

605
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,500
Yeah, so this cat was like like once it realized what a felines over

606
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,360
Just wrangling felines, but dude, they like did that all its fucking ninja moves trying to get out

607
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:28,320
I was like, yeah, what's it realized it wasn't going anywhere cuz I had it by the neck gave up. Oh, I got you motherfucker

608
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,000
Yeah, cuz I don't think a cat could bite through fire here at all

609
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,960
No, no your cat couldn't fucking bite through anything. So it'd be funny

610
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,740
Just like a bunch of like firefighters go to it's not like these cats have talons

611
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:44,680
They have fucking sharp claws like they might give you like a little super

612
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:50,520
See a mean coon those things are fucking yeah, this sounds like yeah, he said a Himalayan

613
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Yeah, him. I look up a 22 pound Himalayan. That's a big fucking

614
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,040
Still though if I have a fat ass cat, that's 11 pounds

615
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,520
I'm just saying you can't be worried for your life in that situation like

616
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,700
You're gonna be able to make it to your door. Like it's not like you're I think I would just go out of one

617
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,740
Oh, that looks like a pussy. Let's see

618
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,580
Look at that fucker. He looks like he's a piece of look at these fuckers

619
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:16,680
That doesn't look like you could fucking fuck up anything. Oh, there's a flat face cat. Yeah

620
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800
That is a fucking house cat

621
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,320
But 22 pounds is fucking

622
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,560
Bro, I'm just telling you you fucking kick the thing like

623
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,180
If that things coming at me like a menace all that

624
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,720
Please kicked a well-placed kick to the rib cage and it's not gonna bug anybody. Listen, listen

625
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,640
If my cat attacked my kid, I would kill the cat. I wouldn't kill the cat

626
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,040
I'd probably fucking be mad at the kid for fucking bopping it on its nose

627
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:54,520
So the man a Maine coon those things are fucking you ever see a Maine coon? Yeah, I'd fucking you know

628
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:59,120
My buddy and okay my buddy for my firehouse got scammed out of the Maine coon. Yeah, I know

629
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,360
I know those things he paid a thousand dollars for one for this dude off a Craigslist

630
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:09,040
Craigslist the address it was a parking lot. I just don't know you guys are talking about cats or something. Yeah

631
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:20,060
So Ali back the the guy who invented the ghost pepper and the Carolina Reaper

632
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:27,800
Invented a fine one. He has like ten more pepper X. Yeah, it's what 2.6 million Scoville

633
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,920
What's it called now? Are you holding it? No, no

634
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:37,000
I ordered some pepper X bar sauce though hot sauce that we're gonna try

635
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,920
You know, okay, I haven't eaten the Reaper yet. Even you know to eat the Reaper. You don't fear the Reaper Casey

636
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:48,440
Do you know that Maine Coons are actually like hunting cats like you can like use them for hunting imagine?

637
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,400
Yeah, did you want to some fucking crazy?

638
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,320
Bloodhounds have been used since the Middle Ages

639
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:59,800
Yeah, bloodhounds have been like a right like they're called bloodhounds because they had actually tracked people down by their blood

640
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,200
Yeah, if they're bleeding, yeah, they could smell the blood and say the blood

641
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:08,620
I this was one of my little fucking ADD research is like the thing where you're like, well, who's the president of Uruguay?

642
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,360
It's like that

643
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,080
I just woke up and it was like I was just like dude

644
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,520
How the fuck does a bloodhound work you look into it those things?

645
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:23,240
I can't remember the part of your brain that has it but like humans have like 10 million and most dogs have like 20

646
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,720
million a bloodhound is 33 million like

647
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:32,040
Of these sensory glands for it. So they just like smells like the meat

648
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,040
They're like a super nice dog

649
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:41,120
But they just fucking they they're a super difficult dog to train because they smell anything and they just get to

650
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,140
Distracted they just start chasing like Shepherds are what we use now most of the time

651
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,780
Well, that's just as a police dog cuz they're good at fighting but they can also sell

652
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:54,880
They they can but they're good for like tracking. They're not good for tracking. They're good for like

653
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,800
item identification like bombs or drugs and shit

654
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:05,520
Yeah, they're only gonna use a bloodhound for like tracking cuz dude the fucking record I saw which is not a very happy story

655
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,520
it was like

656
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,540
350 hours after this like family that got murdered in Colorado got lost

657
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:18,560
This fucking bloodhound just tracked it off a road like two and a half miles to some field. Yeah

658
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:24,880
I had like over a week. I'm not just humans had that sense of smell. Yeah fucking nuts

659
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:29,680
Yeah, like they're like, oh, yeah, here's a fucking dirty sock of the wife. It's like yeah bad

660
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,320
Be back. Yeah, I think I smell something three quarters of a mile away from here

661
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,040
I'll find them like I always think about that

662
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:45,040
Like what if humans had like the smell of like dogs like how shitty would the world be cuz you could smell like a dumpster

663
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,160
from here

664
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,360
Like there's a dumpster down the street. I think there'd be way less of us. I

665
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:56,280
Don't think people would want to live like an apartment complex. No, no, it'd be like we've spread out way more

666
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,040
Yeah, you'd want to live far enough away from somebody but you wouldn't want to know that they were yeah

667
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:06,520
like if somebody was like if somebody was like having like a campfire like fucking like a half mile away, you'd be like

668
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,760
Someone's out of campfire dude. I'm just picturing like a Khajiit from Skyrim, right?

669
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,440
The weird elf ears because these are fucking assholes

670
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,760
Mike says that I have good deals

671
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,200
Fuck you Mike. Get out of here. Oh that game. It's like, what do you want to play?

672
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,600
It's like you can play as a witch and elf a human and or like you can play as like

673
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,120
You can play as a lizard if you want

674
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:38,600
He can breathe underwater which you don't need for anything no, but if you want to be a lizard you can

675
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,760
You want to be a cat person go ahead be a cat person. You can be a vampire

676
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:48,760
You can do this who fuck picks a fuck. We lost Dan and Casey here. Oh, yeah, dude. I'm sorry

677
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760
I was getting off on my bed

678
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:58,200
You guys fight in the war enough about me getting drafted who's coming over with me me

679
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,560
Yeah, Casey are you fucking coming? Yeah, are you coming over?

680
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:08,800
Yeah, are you coming over you're gonna fucking fight in the water you're gonna stay home

681
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,800
I'm not gonna kill anybody

682
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,400
Worth it to me that's like, you know what I mean?

683
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,720
Yeah, yeah instead of just like getting burnt out in the back of a fucking shitty

684
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:41,680
Feel like such a pussy when it's like your girls just like oh, did you hear like my my girlfriend's boy?

685
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:48,720
Like husband just went away to war and he got blown up and you're sitting at home. Yeah, it's like the new cyberpunk

686
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:58,160
DLC playing the scarface video game on my ps2. Oh

687
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,240
She's like glad I married a man

688
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:09,080
Can I get you another beer honey, you want me to order you some nachos from down the street you fat fuck

689
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,520
Actually, I think Dan's the only one that actually be able to meet the the army standard right now for what?

690
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:20,520
Yeah, but if they go to a draft though, yeah, they're not gonna give a fuck about my ear

691
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:30,720
Wait for the army are you yeah, I'm I'm 200 pounds I can only be 185 pounds

692
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:42,240
We'll get that sorted out quick just don't just don't give a fuck about the ketones

693
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,640
What a farley you're good farley's probably going over dude farley

694
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:52,500
He's in some fucking black op right now behind enemy lines. He's planting the fucking

695
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,940
Like shore of Gaza just waiting

696
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,520
He's probably already there

697
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,960
Look Dan's gonna go a little early

698
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:12,360
So before before you go of Dan we gotta we gotta get a rematch

699
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:17,400
Let me just let me crack another now you wanna know I forget him now

700
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,880
Do this my least favorite time of the week?

701
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:27,920
That's saying something I fucking hate my job. I come here, and this is the most painful thing

702
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:33,400
Hey, Alex. Just when you let's kick you while you're down get smoked in jeopardy

703
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,240
Welcome back to the 10th week in a row

704
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:51,400
We got your three-time returning chairman and the vitamin man and still

705
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,480
Searching for his first win

706
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:02,120
I know I got fans out there. I just want to let you guys know I'm always gonna go all in

707
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,820
We can't even get smelling salts anymore. We can't get our punishment feeling the smelling sauce

708
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,160
He's hoarding them

709
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,200
This is fucking unconstitutional

710
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,080
All right

711
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:29,720
This is a deputy you each have a category that we each have a category that we know a lot about

712
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,920
What you guys got you got a category

713
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:45,040
So space jam

714
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Your category it's about space

715
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,840
We got automobiles that's probably spooktober

716
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,560
Yeah, yeah music theory

717
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,520
US military

718
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:22,280
I'm gonna be about as clueless as I as always Tyler you can have first pick

719
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:27,960
Let's do spooktober spooktober 200 emf stands for this

720
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,000
I said what is first what I said what is that?

721
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:40,760
Field first I knew it. I shut up because you two were both saying it. I wasn't gonna fucking get any points

722
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:48,040
Wait electromagnetic field. That's what it is. I thought it was electromagnetic frequency. No, it's field you fucking retard

723
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,820
Like we get a fact check on that before we award points cool if they stayed at zero

724
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,680
Let's go magnetic field I know I think they're right

725
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,760
Go have these Dan. Yeah, let's go

726
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,480
All right

727
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,820
Tyler you can pick spookies

728
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:18,900
For 400 this famous magician died on Halloween

729
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,700
That's correct

730
00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:29,860
Yeah, I mean we both said but he said faster

731
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:42,460
How do you back spec? Fuck it. Let's let's kick off some space dreams, bro space jam number of planets in our screen. What's a?

732
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:50,660
Answer the question what's eight? Okay fucking turn turn it like this a little bit. Okay. There you go

733
00:46:50,660 --> 00:47:00,660
I can't fucking see it. You're like this. You're sitting back in the seat. You gave him points for that? Yeah. Well I can't see the fucking there's no answer on the fucking screen

734
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:06,740
We're getting we can't even win the systems against us. No points. No, that's points for that. I can't see the fucking answer

735
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:11,380
No, you couldn't see the answer. You saw the question early. No, I didn't I can't fucking read that far

736
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:18,780
I can't fucking see it. No, you're looking at the screen, bro. I look this is straight ahead, retard

737
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:21,260
This is the second episode you've been accused of this

738
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:33,260
How do you sit here and look at my fucking angle you can't see shit

739
00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:38,540
I don't want to sit in that fucking seat. That's a cheater's seat. I don't think Tyler's ever won from cheating to be honest

740
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:40,540
I think he just fucking knows this shit

741
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:42,540
200 points for Tyler. Thank you

742
00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:44,540
You said no, boy

743
00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:46,540
We have no fucking

744
00:47:46,540 --> 00:47:52,860
That's fucking bullshit. I'm playing this game under protest. There will be a written complaint placed to the league

745
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:54,860
Pick a category

746
00:47:55,540 --> 00:48:00,840
600 Halloween originated in this country, but it's America. What is Hungary?

747
00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:04,260
What is Germany?

748
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,900
What is Mexico? What's England?

749
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,100
What is Ireland?

750
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,100
Ireland

751
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,100
Ireland? Yes

752
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:20,100
Fuck you

753
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,100
Really? Yeah. Wow, I never would have guessed that

754
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:24,100
Tyler's big

755
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,100
I thought it was America, but yeah Ireland that makes sense

756
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,100
We gotta cut the timer off

757
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:30,100
We all guessed like seven times

758
00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:32,100
We'll be spooky boys

759
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:34,100
Jesus Christ. Spooky boys for 800

760
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:36,100
I should get half credit because I said land

761
00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:38,100
Country lands and land

762
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,100
I agree with that. Give me the points

763
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:45,100
This was the first city investigated on the original Ghost Adventures documentary

764
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,100
What is Salem?

765
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,100
What is

766
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,100
Fuck

767
00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:53,100
Goldfield

768
00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:55,100
What is Sleepy Hollow?

769
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,100
What is Sleepy Hollow?

770
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,100
Dude, is the Goldfield Hotel in fucking

771
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,100
Virginia City

772
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,100
Yeah, I know

773
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,100
Virginia City, Nevada

774
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,100
Yeah, I knew

775
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:09,100
I didn't say a word

776
00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:11,100
For a thousand, this monster

777
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:13,100
Shares its name with a popular yard

778
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:15,100
tool

779
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,100
What is the rake?

780
00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:19,100
That's one thousand dollars

781
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,100
You give him one thousand

782
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:23,100
dollars for that question

783
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,100
You got your own category, Pick a

784
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,100
Miller category. War

785
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:29,100
US military for 200

786
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,100
Bloodiest battle of the American Civil War

787
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:33,100
What is Gainsburg? Motherfucker

788
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,100
Dude, I can't even

789
00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:37,100
It pops in my head by the time he's finished answering

790
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,100
Tyler's big

791
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,100
I knew that one

792
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:43,100
You have earphones?

793
00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,100
I'm telling the headphones

794
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:47,100
War

795
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:49,100
US

796
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,100
US military, the first battle of the American

797
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:53,100
Revolution took place in this state

798
00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:55,100
What is Massachusetts?

799
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:57,100
Massachusetts

800
00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:59,100
Dude, it is the headphones

801
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:01,100
Get these things off

802
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:03,100
Get them off of me

803
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,100
Fuck, yeah

804
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:07,100
The music is distracting

805
00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:09,100
Give me some space jams, bro

806
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:11,100
For 400

807
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:13,100
Closest galaxy to the Milky Way

808
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:15,100
What is the Andromeda Galaxy? Fuck

809
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,100
What the fuck

810
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:19,100
I said Andromeda

811
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,100
How did you know that?

812
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,100
It's fucking super easy

813
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,100
It's the closest one

814
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,100
It's also a video game

815
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:29,100
We'll go space jams again

816
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,100
Number of moons on Mars

817
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,100
What is three?

818
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,100
What is five? What is four? What is two?

819
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,100
What is two?

820
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,100
That was me

821
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:41,100
I said that first

822
00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:43,100
Who said that first?

823
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,100
I only heard Ali Max say that

824
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:47,100
That was fucking me

825
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:49,100
Rewind that real quick

826
00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:51,100
We'll fucking replay it

827
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:53,100
If we want to replay it back

828
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:55,100
I don't think that is me

829
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:57,100
After official review

830
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:59,100
The ruling of the field

831
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:01,100
has changed, Dan gets the points

832
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,100
Okay

833
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:05,100
I don't think I should get it

834
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,100
Automobiles

835
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:09,100
200, name of the first

836
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,100
mass produced automobile

837
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:13,100
That was me

838
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:15,100
Ali Max

839
00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:17,100
Alright

840
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,100
Let's just finish off

841
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:21,100
Space Jam

842
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,100
Number of Earths that can fit inside the sun

843
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,100
What is

844
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:27,100
What is

845
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:29,100
What is 300

846
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:31,100
What is 500

847
00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:33,100
What is 3000

848
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:35,100
What is 350

849
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,100
That's going to be Ali Max

850
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,100
That would be

851
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,100
1.3 million

852
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,100
That's why I was going with a safe pick

853
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,100
I was like no

854
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,100
I'm pretty sure this is like a ridiculously

855
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:49,100
high number

856
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:51,100
And you guys are all in the hundreds

857
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,100
Damn

858
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:55,100
I was thinking a Jupiter

859
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:57,100
You could fit a couple hundred

860
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:59,100
Earths in there

861
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:01,100
That's how big that fucking planet is

862
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:03,100
Alright give me, wait, we have any space jam?

863
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,100
Yes, for a thousand

864
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:07,100
This planet has sideways rings

865
00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:09,100
What is Uranus? Uranus

866
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:11,100
Yeah it is Uranus

867
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:13,100
I was thinking rings and I'm like no Uranus does

868
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:15,100
War

869
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:17,100
US at war

870
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:19,100
For 600

871
00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:21,100
What 600? Yeah

872
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:23,100
Something like that I don't know

873
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,100
Okay, where the fuck

874
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,100
Whatever is the next highest

875
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,100
Oh my stupid fucking computer

876
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,100
Are you high

877
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,100
Sorry, this is daily double

878
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:35,100
You got 3100

879
00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:37,100
How much does everybody else have

880
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,100
Ali Max has 2200

881
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:41,100
Dan has 700

882
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:43,100
I'll do 300

883
00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:45,100
Name of the toxic

884
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,100
Herbicide commonly used during

885
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,100
The Vietnam War

886
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:51,100
What is Agent Orange

887
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:53,100
I didn't even listen

888
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:55,100
To the first step of the question, I gotta get my

889
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:57,100
Hat in the game

890
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:59,100
US at war

891
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,100
For 800

892
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,100
Number of aircraft carriers the US has currently

893
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,100
What is 7?

894
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:07,100
What is 8? What is 9?

895
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,100
What is 10? What is 11? What is 12?

896
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:11,100
11

897
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,100
You can't do that

898
00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:15,100
Dude I think you should be able to

899
00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:17,100
He just thought of going by number before

900
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,100
We did, we could all do it

901
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,100
And I'm sure if we were all

902
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:23,100
Guessing numbers Casey would ding it

903
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,100
He would not allow that, but we let him

904
00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:27,100
Get away with it

905
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:29,100
The first modern car

906
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:31,100
Was invented in 1886 by this

907
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:33,100
German engineer

908
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,100
What is Porsche

909
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:37,100
He said

910
00:53:37,100 --> 00:53:39,100
German

911
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:41,100
Oh what is fucking

912
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:43,100
Who is

913
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,100
Who is Dimer Benz

914
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,100
Carl Benz

915
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:49,100
Fuck

916
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:51,100
I knew it

917
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,100
Automobile

918
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,100
600, this chemical

919
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,100
Is the main component of gasoline used

920
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,100
In the internal combustion engine

921
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:01,100
What is ethanol? He says benzene

922
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,100
Oh what is alcohol? What is carbon?

923
00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:09,100
Wait wait wait no no no

924
00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:11,100
He timed it

925
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:13,100
He did not let that go longer

926
00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:15,100
I think he got this

927
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,100
What is hydrocarbon

928
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:19,100
It's a hydrocarbon

929
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:21,100
What is

930
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:23,100
What is crude oil

931
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:25,100
Dang it dang it

932
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:27,100
What is crude oil

933
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,100
What is octane

934
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,100
We didn't know

935
00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:33,100
I wouldn't have gotten that

936
00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:35,100
Automobile

937
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,100
In these two states it was illegal

938
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,100
To fill up your own tank up at the

939
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,100
Gas pump in California

940
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,100
What is New Jersey

941
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,100
What is New Jersey

942
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:47,100
What is New Jersey in Rhode Island

943
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,100
What is New Jersey

944
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:51,100
In California

945
00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:53,100
Until 2023

946
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:57,100
What is New Jersey in New Hampshire

947
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:59,100
Now he cares

948
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:01,100
That would be New Jersey

949
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,100
In Oregon

950
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,100
I fucking knew it was Jersey

951
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:07,100
We've all been to Jersey

952
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:09,100
None of us have gone to fucking Oregon

953
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,100
How the fuck am I supposed to know

954
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,100
We're not fucking Judy from Cyberpunk

955
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:15,100
Jesus Christ

956
00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:17,100
Think I'm going out there to fucking crack a crisp

957
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:19,100
IPA on a mountain

958
00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:21,100
I'm not a fucking hipster

959
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,100
Can fucking go to the Catskills they're down the road

960
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:25,100
Dance pick

961
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,100
A thousand

962
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:29,100
Airbags first came out in this decade

963
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:31,100
What is the 1950s

964
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:33,100
What is the 1960s

965
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,100
What is the 1970s

966
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:37,100
What is the 1930s

967
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:39,100
What is the 1920s

968
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,100
What is the 70s

969
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:43,100
What is the question

970
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:47,100
That airbags came out in what decade

971
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,100
I didn't even hear the question

972
00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:53,100
He's going down by decades

973
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,100
Music theory

974
00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:57,100
Potent potables

975
00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:59,100
US military

976
00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:01,100
200

977
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:03,100
This is how James Bond likes his martinis

978
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:05,100
What is James shaking up stairs

979
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,100
I stopped myself because I didn't say what is

980
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:09,100
I said shake it

981
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:11,100
He did

982
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:13,100
What is Tyler

983
00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:15,100
Goddamn

984
00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:17,100
War for a thousand

985
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,100
ISIS stands for this

986
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,100
Islamic State

987
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,100
Assholes

988
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:25,100
The Islamic State

989
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,100
I just know it's the Islamic State

990
00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,100
There's something

991
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:31,100
Islamic State

992
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,100
How do we not know this

993
00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:37,100
I just heard them be called the Islamic State

994
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,100
They are called that

995
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:41,100
You know something Islamic State

996
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,100
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria

997
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,100
Oh fuck them

998
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:47,100
I didn't know that

999
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,100
I never heard that

1000
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:51,100
You'd think we'd know that

1001
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,100
That's a pretty big deal to know

1002
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,100
Potables

1003
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:57,100
400

1004
00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:59,100
These are added to a drink to make it more bitter or bittersweet

1005
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:01,100
What is bitters

1006
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:03,100
I don't even know what those are

1007
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,100
They're in old fashion

1008
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,100
Yeah they're good

1009
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:09,100
600

1010
00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:11,100
THC stands for this

1011
00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:13,100
Tetrahydrocannabinoid

1012
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:15,100
Oh yeah

1013
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:19,100
Get that fucking cat out of here

1014
00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:21,100
Damn

1015
00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:23,100
Potable

1016
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,100
800

1017
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:27,100
There's a bubble

1018
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:29,100
We got 3500

1019
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,100
I'll wager

1020
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,100
The head drone's gotta go back on

1021
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,100
I'll wager 400

1022
00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:37,100
Alright

1023
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:39,100
This liquor is used in a mojito

1024
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:41,100
What is gin

1025
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:43,100
No it's Dan's daily

1026
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,100
What is gin

1027
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,100
I wouldn't take his guess

1028
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,100
Mojitos

1029
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:51,100
That's something Spanish

1030
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:53,100
So what is tequila

1031
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,100
That would be rum

1032
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:57,100
I knew it was either gin or rum

1033
00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,100
I knew it was a three letter one

1034
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:01,100
Fuck

1035
00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:03,100
Dan's pick again

1036
00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,100
No bro margarita is tequila

1037
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:07,100
Potable's

1038
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:09,100
Again

1039
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:11,100
Another one

1040
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,100
We got a wager

1041
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:15,100
3100

1042
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:17,100
I'll do 200

1043
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:19,100
Try and win some back

1044
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:21,100
This drink popular in medieval times

1045
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:23,100
Is made by fermenting honey

1046
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,100
What is made

1047
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,100
What is made

1048
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:29,100
It was a daily double for him

1049
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:31,100
You fucking retard

1050
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:33,100
I got my points back

1051
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,100
Alright Dan's pick

1052
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:37,100
Bro this isn't fair

1053
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,100
You made me smoke this shit

1054
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:41,100
That makes me forget where I am

1055
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:43,100
And you expect me to have short term memory

1056
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:45,100
Fuck

1057
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:47,100
I fucking hate this

1058
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:49,100
Music theory

1059
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,100
200

1060
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:53,100
A quarter note gets this many beats in common time

1061
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,100
What is four

1062
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:57,100
One

1063
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:59,100
A quarter note gets this many in a fucking

1064
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,100
A quarter note gets this many in a fucking

1065
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:03,100
A quarter note bro

1066
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:05,100
God damn

1067
00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:07,100
I don't remember any of that shit

1068
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:09,100
I'll be back for 400

1069
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:11,100
I don't know shit about music theory

1070
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,100
The number of sharps in the D major scale

1071
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:15,100
I don't fucking know

1072
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,100
What is five

1073
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,100
What is four

1074
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:21,100
What is two

1075
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:23,100
What is one

1076
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:25,100
That was my technique

1077
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:27,100
Hold on

1078
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,100
I want you fucking

1079
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,100
I wanna hear it

1080
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,100
I wanna fucking hear it

1081
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,100
You only get one challenge per game

1082
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:37,100
You actually lost your challenge

1083
00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:39,100
You actually lost your challenge

1084
00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:41,100
Because you threw the red flag

1085
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:43,100
You get two challenges per game actually

1086
00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:45,100
600

1087
00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:47,100
This chord is comprised of the notes C, E, and G

1088
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,100
What is a C chord

1089
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:51,100
Oh yeah

1090
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,100
That was good

1091
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,100
That was clear

1092
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,100
800

1093
00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:59,100
This term means to sing a phrase using different notes than the lead vocals

1094
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:01,100
What is a

1095
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:03,100
What is a melody

1096
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,100
What is a harmony

1097
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:07,100
What is a harmony

1098
01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:09,100
Harmony

1099
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,100
He says harmony

1100
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,100
That's another word for harmony

1101
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,100
That's another word for harmony

1102
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:17,100
That's another word for harmony

1103
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,100
You can't fuck

1104
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:21,100
There's no such word as harmony

1105
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,100
Look it up

1106
01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:25,100
I'm looking this up

1107
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:27,100
Yeah baby

1108
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:29,100
That is not a word Ali-Beg

1109
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,100
I don't think you're spelling it right

1110
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:33,100
Tyler's pick for a thousand

1111
01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,100
Last one

1112
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:37,100
Dan, why are there just pictures of cats on your phone

1113
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,100
I thought you were looking this up for me

1114
01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:43,100
I was like I had 25 pound cats

1115
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,100
Harmonym

1116
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,100
I don't believe Casey

1117
01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:49,100
That's not a word

1118
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:51,100
Hold on a sec

1119
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:53,100
I'm gonna play your song

1120
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:55,100
Damn, I got that Bootswirl one

1121
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,100
Let me get my Microsoft Explorer real quick

1122
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,100
Ali-Max

1123
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:01,100
Pick for a thousand

1124
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:03,100
Wait, I got money

1125
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:05,100
No, it's my pick

1126
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:07,100
Doesn't matter, last one

1127
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,100
Number of notes in a chromatic scale

1128
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,100
What is eight

1129
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,100
He says eight

1130
01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:15,100
What is nine, what is ten, what is eleven, what is twelve, what is thirteen

1131
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:17,100
What is twelve

1132
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,100
You can't do that

1133
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,100
Number one's don't count

1134
01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,100
Anybody can do it

1135
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,100
You just have to be the first one to do it

1136
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:27,100
Dan, you're a fucking retard

1137
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,100
Tyler, I never said that you can do it either

1138
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:31,100
Yeah, I'm doing it, Dan's doing it

1139
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:33,100
It's the new thing

1140
01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:35,100
Get with the fucking program

1141
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,100
We go to Final Jeopardy

1142
01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:39,100
Dan's got 4900

1143
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:41,100
Tyler's got 4800

1144
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:43,100
Wait, what's the score?

1145
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:45,100
Dan's got 4900

1146
01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:47,100
Tyler's got 4900

1147
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,100
Dan's got 4900

1148
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:51,100
Tyler's got 4800

1149
01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:53,100
Ali-Max got 2800

1150
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,100
Damn

1151
01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:57,100
Casey, I'm not going to text you

1152
01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:59,100
I'm going to go all in

1153
01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:01,100
I'm just going to announce that

1154
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:03,100
Everybody knows it already

1155
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:05,100
The category is about music

1156
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,100
Alright, let's put the fucking music questions here

1157
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:09,100
Wait, I gotta text you my answer, right?

1158
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,100
My phone is dead

1159
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,100
Over there, like last episode

1160
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,100
Come type it in

1161
01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:17,100
Come type it in

1162
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,100
No, you can say it first

1163
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,100
No, because then they'll see your answer

1164
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,100
We'll send it in and then you can say it

1165
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:25,100
No

1166
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:27,100
Here, go ahead, send it in on mine

1167
01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:29,100
I don't give a fuck what you put

1168
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,100
Last time I just typed it on his computer

1169
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:33,100
I did the same shit last episode

1170
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,100
Alright

1171
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,100
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo

1172
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:39,100
Dan's got a wager

1173
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:43,100
Tyler's got a wager

1174
01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:45,100
Alright, the question is

1175
01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:47,100
This music originated in the

1176
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:49,100
Deep South in the 1860s

1177
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,100
In the Deep South in the 1860s

1178
01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:05,100
Alright, Ali-Max, you gotta type your answer

1179
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:09,100
I'm thinking

1180
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,100
Brother, you gotta give me a minute

1181
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:13,100
Wait, 1860s?

1182
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:19,100
Well golly gee, Moses

1183
01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:21,100
Do I have to put what is fine?

1184
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:23,100
I'll put what is

1185
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,100
I would

1186
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:31,100
Because you'd fuck me with that

1187
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:33,100
Because I'd get it right

1188
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:41,100
And you'd be like, well actually

1189
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:45,100
I was kinda torn between two things

1190
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:47,100
But I think it's this one

1191
01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:51,100
Oh, okay

1192
01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:55,100
Uh, alright

1193
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,100
We got our answers

1194
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,100
Dan says

1195
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:03,100
What is bluegrass?

1196
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:07,100
He went all in

1197
01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:11,100
Down to zero, Dan

1198
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:13,100
Ali-Max says what is the blues?

1199
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:17,100
That's correct

1200
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,100
He went all in

1201
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:21,100
Ali-Max, you got

1202
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:23,100
5600

1203
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,100
Dude, he won, look at him, he's already smiling

1204
01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:27,100
Tyler says

1205
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:29,100
What is the blues? He's all in

1206
01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:31,100
God damn it

1207
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:33,100
Tyler wins

1208
01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:35,100
No, I got it right by his

1209
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:37,100
Oh, but I knew that wasn't like an oh my god

1210
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,100
Tyler wins again

1211
01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:41,100
Tyler wins

1212
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:43,100
Tyler, this is your 10th win

1213
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:45,100
Ah, big big victory

1214
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,100
What do you feel were the most crucial elements of the game today?

1215
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:53,100
Um, just winning, you know

1216
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:55,100
Just winning

1217
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,100
How do you plan to keep up with winning streak, Tyler?

1218
01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:59,100
I just don't lose

1219
01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:01,100
I wake up and I piss greatness

1220
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:03,100
You heard it here, folks

1221
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:07,100
Just don't lose

1222
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:11,100
I can't believe it

1223
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:13,100
I knew the Uranus question, that was a thousand dollars

1224
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:15,100
That'd be the blues

1225
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:17,100
The blues comes from the deep south

1226
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:19,100
Dude, I never would have guessed that

1227
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:21,100
Dude, I was thinking that or rock and roll

1228
01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:23,100
But then I was like, wait, what was that one

1229
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:25,100
That one fucking black dude who was making the music

1230
01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:27,100
No, I was actually

1231
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:29,100
Did you go all in? Yeah

1232
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:31,100
I was thinking it was either that or jazz

1233
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,100
But I'm like, I think

1234
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,100
Bro, you shouldn't have guessed that

1235
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:37,100
It's a good answer

1236
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:39,100
What?

1237
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:41,100
What is that? 9800?

1238
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:43,100
Moral victory

1239
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:45,100
Ali Mack, you have the final jeopardy

1240
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:47,100
You just didn't have the points

1241
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:49,100
I know, because I fucked up Uranus question

1242
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:51,100
If I got that, the game would have gone different

1243
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:53,100
I would have won if I just got that

1244
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:55,100
I knew it and I said Saturn

1245
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,100
Alright, we're gonna take a break

1246
01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:59,100
I'm tired of the podcast

1247
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:01,100
Ali Mack is getting closer

1248
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:03,100
I've been close down to the final jeopardy

1249
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,100
Like four episodes

1250
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:07,100
You're just in that dragon

1251
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,100
That'll sleep on me

1252
01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:11,100
I fucking go all in every time

1253
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:13,100
And just because I either, I just get shitty luck

1254
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:15,100
I fuck up the final jeopardy when I can win it

1255
01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:17,100
And when I get it, it ain't enough

1256
01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:19,100
Just keep chasing that dragon, Ali Mack

1257
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,100
Keep chasing that dream

1258
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:23,100
Alright, we'll take a break, we'll be back

1259
01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:25,100
Fucking unicorns

1260
01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:27,100
Untitled Podcast

1261
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,100
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast

1262
01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:47,100
I can't hear you

1263
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:49,100
This week, we should all dress up

1264
01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:53,100
Wait, is next Thursday Halloween?

1265
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:55,100
It's the week of Halloween

1266
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:57,100
Like Halloween

1267
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,100
Oh

1268
01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:01,100
We're back on episode 52

1269
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,100
Oh shit, no, I meant to say Sunday

1270
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:05,100
Welcome back

1271
01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:07,100
This is gonna come as a surprise to no one

1272
01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:09,100
But I will not be in attendance

1273
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:11,100
Next week?

1274
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:15,100
Unfortunately

1275
01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:17,100
It's like a

1276
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,100
I know this sounds like a stupid

1277
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:21,100
Flake Reef

1278
01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:23,100
But it's like a way bigger

1279
01:07:23,100 --> 01:07:25,100
Turnout than we usually get

1280
01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:27,100
But there's um

1281
01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:29,100
The Bills are Thursday Night Football

1282
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:31,100
I'm not a Bills fan

1283
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:33,100
But Cece, my dad, my mom

1284
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:35,100
My brother

1285
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:37,100
And like a bunch of my friends

1286
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:39,100
Including Sameer and his girlfriend

1287
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:41,100
And like Cece's best friend from her class

1288
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,100
My buddy Brian

1289
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,100
We're all going to McGuire's

1290
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,100
So I'm gonna be tied up with that

1291
01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,100
I can't really not show up to that

1292
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:51,100
My buddy Jimmy and Michelle

1293
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,100
I don't even like the football team

1294
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:55,100
But it's just like

1295
01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:57,100
I'm gonna be a dick if I don't show up to that

1296
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:59,100
I gotta be there

1297
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,100
Well it's better than my girlfriend

1298
01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:03,100
What's that?

1299
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:05,100
She's a Steelers fan

1300
01:08:05,100 --> 01:08:07,100
Oh that's tough

1301
01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:09,100
That's really tough to deal with

1302
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:11,100
I mean because her dad

1303
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:13,100
Is a Steelers fan

1304
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,100
And she doesn't really know much about football

1305
01:08:15,100 --> 01:08:17,100
So she likes the Steelers

1306
01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:19,100
Oh god, that's the worst type of person

1307
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,100
And I'm like, god damn it

1308
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:23,100
But like I like

1309
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:25,100
I like the Giants

1310
01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,100
They suck, but at least I've been a Giants fan my whole life

1311
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:29,100
Yeah, Cece knows how to

1312
01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:31,100
Follow a game

1313
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:33,100
She knows enough about football

1314
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:35,100
That she understands stats

1315
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:37,100
She can play fantasy football and stuff

1316
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,100
But like she

1317
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:41,100
There will just be times where like a penalty

1318
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:43,100
Will be in and she'll be like, what the fuck

1319
01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:45,100
When it's like that just like

1320
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:47,100
Made a huge difference in the benefit

1321
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:49,100
Of your team and she's like, oh okay

1322
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:51,100
She's like, yeah come on bro

1323
01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:53,100
Emily doesn't know

1324
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:55,100
Didn't know what a first down

1325
01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:57,100
Oh yeah, no Cece gets that

1326
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,100
They didn't know what the sticks were

1327
01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:01,100
She's like, what are the sticks

1328
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,100
And why they keep moving, I'm like so

1329
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:05,100
Okay

1330
01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:07,100
Yeah

1331
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:09,100
One day she popped off at me

1332
01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:11,100
And she was like, how the fuck do you know every single

1333
01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:13,100
Rule, like why is it that I'm always

1334
01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:15,100
The dumbass when we watch these games, I'm just like

1335
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:17,100
Have you ever heard of Madden

1336
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:19,100
Like I've spent many an hour playing

1337
01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:21,100
Video games

1338
01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:23,100
Emily for me, she's like, I know you know

1339
01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:25,100
Every rule because you fucking played for 13 years

1340
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:27,100
And I'm like, yeah, so playing football

1341
01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:29,100
For 13 years will also help you know the rule

1342
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,100
I always just played street

1343
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,100
If I have one regret from high school

1344
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:35,100
I wish I could have been

1345
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:37,100
On the football team, like it's just stupid

1346
01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:39,100
I fucking hated all the preppy ass kids

1347
01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:41,100
At my high school that were on the team

1348
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:43,100
Like I could have done it

1349
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,100
All I did with my friends was just play

1350
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:47,100
Like fucking pick up football

1351
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,100
And we just like, I had good hands

1352
01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:51,100
I wasn't like a super

1353
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,100
I probably, I wasn't tall enough

1354
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:55,100
To be a QB

1355
01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:57,100
But like I had good decision making

1356
01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,100
What class was your school

1357
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:01,100
Was Gillerland B

1358
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:03,100
Or C? I didn't go there

1359
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:05,100
Oh you didn't? But no

1360
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,100
I don't know where

1361
01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:09,100
I don't know what Bethlehem

1362
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:11,100
Exactly was, but Bethlehem

1363
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:13,100
Bethlehem was playing like

1364
01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:15,100
Yeah, you're not going to go to the NFL or anything

1365
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:17,100
But like there were scouts at games

1366
01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:19,100
A handful of times, I'm not saying I ever would have gone

1367
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:21,100
To the NFL or anything, I just wish I could have done it for the experience

1368
01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:23,100
Cause it was just like we played

1369
01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:25,100
Shen and like

1370
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,100
We played Shen and CBA

1371
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:29,100
And like they would

1372
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,100
Usually stomp us

1373
01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:33,100
But the years I was in high school

1374
01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:35,100
For the first time in like a decade

1375
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,100
We were beating them

1376
01:10:37,100 --> 01:10:39,100
And it was like, damn

1377
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,100
Like fuck, I'd really like to be on that team

1378
01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:43,100
I feel like that would be a huge part of my childhood

1379
01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,100
Like even though I fucking hated the kids on the team

1380
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:47,100
I'm sure if I was on the team I wouldn't hate them

1381
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:49,100
Like I'd be friends with them

1382
01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:51,100
I mean because I played football

1383
01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:53,100
From 5 years old to 18

1384
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,100
Yeah

1385
01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:57,100
And I fucking

1386
01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:59,100
The thing was though

1387
01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:01,100
Football was the only thing that I did

1388
01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:03,100
In high school, like I did boxing too

1389
01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,100
But that's a U sport

1390
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:07,100
It's not like a team sport

1391
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:09,100
But like the only team sport that I actually played

1392
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,100
Was football, cause I played baseball when I was a kid

1393
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,100
Obviously like most

1394
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:15,100
Boys do

1395
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:17,100
I played basketball for a couple

1396
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:19,100
Of years, but football was like my main

1397
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,100
Thing, but like

1398
01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:23,100
You're right, there is something

1399
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:25,100
About playing high school football that you don't

1400
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:27,100
Get with anything else in high school

1401
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:29,100
Because like

1402
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,100
It's just like, you look back on it

1403
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:33,100
Like it's a defining moment

1404
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:35,100
You're growing as a person that's a critical

1405
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:37,100
Point in your life, and it's just a good experience

1406
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:39,100
To have

1407
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,100
I still talk to my friends that I played football with

1408
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,100
I still do with the people I played

1409
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,100
Baseball with, but I feel like football is something

1410
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,100
Else though, just because it's such a contact sport

1411
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,100
And like the thing is like

1412
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:51,100
It got me reminiscing

1413
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:53,100
Of being high school heroes here

1414
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,100
But like I remember

1415
01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:57,100
Like my senior game

1416
01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:59,100
Which was, your senior game is like homecoming

1417
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,100
Like everything that's mixed in the one

1418
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:03,100
We had the biggest, because

1419
01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:05,100
It was a pretty big

1420
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:07,100
Game, it was against Holy

1421
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:09,100
Trandy, which is

1422
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:11,100
Fucking Catholic High, Bishop

1423
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:13,100
Givens, and some other schools

1424
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:15,100
That are like together

1425
01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:17,100
But we were

1426
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,100
We were doing that, it was our last

1427
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,100
It was our last game at home

1428
01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:23,100
And I remember coming out because we had like a

1429
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:25,100
Walkway, and we came out the walkway

1430
01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:27,100
The crowd, it was just a

1431
01:12:27,100 --> 01:12:29,100
Big ass crowd, and we'd walk down the stairs

1432
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:31,100
And onto the field and get like warmed up and stuff

1433
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:33,100
But like, to this day

1434
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,100
I remember coming down that fucking like

1435
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,100
Walkway, and like there's just like fucking

1436
01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:39,100
Like 400, 500 people

1437
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:41,100
Just like all in like one little area when I

1438
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,100
Was walking down, and then like

1439
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:45,100
And then we went out there

1440
01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:47,100
We scored a touchdown on our first drive, and then

1441
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,100
Like we just kept fucking going on there

1442
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:51,100
And like, that whole game

1443
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,100
It's just vivid in my memory because I remember

1444
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:55,100
Coming down, and like everybody was just like

1445
01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:57,100
Fucking cheering and shit, and then we'd go out

1446
01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,100
Then we'd do the fucking captain shit

1447
01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:01,100
With me, and my

1448
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:03,100
My three other dudes who were captains

1449
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,100
We went out there, and then like

1450
01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:07,100
When I turned around, like after

1451
01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:09,100
The coin toss and stuff, I turned around and looked at the

1452
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,100
Thing, it was fucking

1453
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,100
Like fucking stupid high school movie

1454
01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,100
Shits, they were all fucking like chanting

1455
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:17,100
For each captain, and like

1456
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:19,100
But then everyone just started

1457
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:21,100
Chanting for me, and I was like

1458
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:23,100
This is fucking one of the coolest things that I've experienced

1459
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:25,100
Like an entire, like

1460
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,100
You felt like a gladiator when the entire crowd

1461
01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:29,100
Was like cheering like your name out there

1462
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:31,100
And I was just like

1463
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:33,100
They were like, and they were just going Tee Lee

1464
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:35,100
Tee Lee, and I was like

1465
01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,100
I was like kinda like looking out, I'm like

1466
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:39,100
Wow, and I'm like

1467
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,100
All these people here are like

1468
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:43,100
Cheering for me, and I'm like

1469
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:45,100
That's fucking cool, cause like I would fuck it, and then I

1470
01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:47,100
Went out there and I sacked the quarterback

1471
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:49,100
The first time that I was out on defense

1472
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:51,100
And the entire fucking crowd went nuts, and I'm like

1473
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:53,100
This is, I mean, is this what it feels like

1474
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,100
To be like a fucking famous person, shit, like it feels

1475
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,100
Fucking cool as fuck

1476
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,100
My best sports memory

1477
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,100
In high school was actually pretty sick

1478
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,100
It was uh

1479
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,100
So we weren't like in super organized

1480
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:07,100
League or anything, like this wasn't the

1481
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:09,100
High school team, though I did play on the high school

1482
01:14:09,100 --> 01:14:11,100
Team with this guy, he actually

1483
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:13,100
I haven't looked him up in a while, but

1484
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:15,100
He did get drafted

1485
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,100
By some team

1486
01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:19,100
And he was in their minor league system

1487
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,100
But my double play partner

1488
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,100
So he played short stop

1489
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:25,100
And pitcher, and I played second

1490
01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:27,100
And catcher, so

1491
01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:29,100
Whenever we played, I was

1492
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:31,100
Usually second baseman, and he

1493
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,100
Was usually short stop

1494
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,100
So he was my double play partner

1495
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:37,100
And we fucking just, I didn't

1496
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,100
Get along with the kid in school, cause he was

1497
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,100
One of those like popular kid types, like

1498
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:43,100
That petty, not the petty, but like the fucking

1499
01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:45,100
Daddy's money, fucking people that I don't

1500
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,100
Typically get along with

1501
01:14:47,100 --> 01:14:49,100
And that like the reason why I didn't want to be in high school

1502
01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:51,100
But this dude, he was fucking

1503
01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:53,100
We read

1504
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:55,100
One another's minds

1505
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,100
We were fucking short stop

1506
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:59,100
And fucking

1507
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,100
Second base, like we'd flip the ball behind our backs

1508
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:03,100
To one another, like flip it with the glove

1509
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:05,100
And stuff, like we were just a good team mentally

1510
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,100
We were on the same page, and when he pitched

1511
01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:09,100
And I caught

1512
01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:11,100
Like it was fucking, like I know

1513
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:13,100
Like it was a piece of shit, not a piece of shit

1514
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,100
It was actually, I ended up being friends with him

1515
01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:17,100
But this kid fucking

1516
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:19,100
Threw like 70 when we were playing

1517
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:21,100
Babe Ruth, this kid was

1518
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:23,100
This kid was like fucking the real deal

1519
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,100
He had velocity, and that just kept

1520
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:27,100
Going up, that's why he made the majors, he just

1521
01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:29,100
Threw so fucking fast, that's gonna be a sound bite

1522
01:15:29,100 --> 01:15:31,100
He throws like, dude

1523
01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:33,100
He pitched and I caught

1524
01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,100
Oh my god, shut the fuck up

1525
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:37,100
Shut the fuck up, we're talking about sports bro

1526
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:39,100
It's like it's not gay if I touch the center's balls

1527
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,100
If I'm quarterback

1528
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,100
Get that shit out of here, fuck off

1529
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:45,100
But no, this fucking kid, like he throws like

1530
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:47,100
99 now, that's why he got drafted

1531
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,100
By one of the teams, but it's like

1532
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:51,100
Dude, when I was catching for him

1533
01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:53,100
My fucking glove hurt so bad

1534
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:55,100
Like I was calling his pitches for him

1535
01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:57,100
Like the two team captains

1536
01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,100
Yeah, so I was the team captain

1537
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:01,100
That year, and like I wasn't a particularly

1538
01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:03,100
Good baseball player, so we're gonna

1539
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,100
Alright, let me fast track this, I've given the background

1540
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:07,100
So we're doing like a regional

1541
01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:09,100
Championship

1542
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,100
Which is like a best of three, I played the first game

1543
01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,100
And then the second two games

1544
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:15,100
I felt fucking sick as hell

1545
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:17,100
Or some shit

1546
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:19,100
I didn't play in the second games, I can't remember

1547
01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:21,100
Exactly what happened, but I wasn't able to

1548
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:23,100
Maybe I went on vacation or some shit

1549
01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:25,100
But um

1550
01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:27,100
It was this team that we were respected

1551
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:29,100
To get smoked by

1552
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,100
Like completely fucking smoked by, can't even

1553
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:33,100
Remember their name, but uh

1554
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:35,100
So he was pitching

1555
01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:37,100
And I was catching, Casey there's your sound bite

1556
01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:39,100
But

1557
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:41,100
The game was super fucking tight

1558
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:43,100
He didn't have his stuff, and we like got off

1559
01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:45,100
Like losing pretty big early

1560
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,100
And then like in the seventh inning

1561
01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:49,100
He got a hit

1562
01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:51,100
And like scored a couple runs, and then

1563
01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:53,100
Ninth inning comes up, he pitched

1564
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,100
Really rock solid the rest of the game

1565
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,100
They didn't take him out, he just kept fucking thrown

1566
01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:59,100
Because the dude was an animal

1567
01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:01,100
The last

1568
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:03,100
It was literally like a fucking

1569
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:05,100
Textbook scenario

1570
01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:07,100
Of a game

1571
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:09,100
This is the most pressure I think I've felt

1572
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:11,100
In my entire life

1573
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:13,100
And it was fucking bottom of the ninth, two outs

1574
01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:15,100
Bases loaded, we're down by one

1575
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:17,100
And I'm like

1576
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,100
Fuck me bro

1577
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:21,100
This fucking sucks

1578
01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:23,100
And I'm up to bat, I'm not a good hitter

1579
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:25,100
I'm really good defensive at this point

1580
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:27,100
As a catcher I could fucking throw

1581
01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:29,100
Anybody out that tried to steal on me

1582
01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:31,100
And I had a really good glove

1583
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:33,100
And like I said, I got fucking

1584
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,100
Dude that got drafted by MLB as my double play partner

1585
01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:37,100
Like he's fucking carrying some load for me too

1586
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:39,100
I was not a good hitter

1587
01:17:39,100 --> 01:17:41,100
I batted like

1588
01:17:41,100 --> 01:17:43,100
Just under 200, pretty sure I was

1589
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:45,100
The lowest on the team, still a captain

1590
01:17:45,100 --> 01:17:47,100
This is the catcher, the catcher pretty much

1591
01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:49,100
Always is, like keeping the guys together

1592
01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:51,100
Rally us up and shit

1593
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:53,100
I was good at that

1594
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:55,100
Fucking, I hit the weakest

1595
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,100
Ground ball of my, no

1596
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:59,100
Of my, sorry, the weakest

1597
01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:01,100
Pop fly of my entire life

1598
01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:03,100
The only reason

1599
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,100
This ball touched the ground is because the other

1600
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:07,100
Team had pinch hit their first

1601
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:09,100
Basement and their second basement

1602
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,100
And replaced them with their two fat fuck

1603
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:13,100
Power hitters on the bench

1604
01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:15,100
So these two kids

1605
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:17,100
Had like never played the positions

1606
01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:19,100
They were at before

1607
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,100
Do you wanna see fat fucks?

1608
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,100
Yeah, but dude they were big kids I mean

1609
01:18:23,100 --> 01:18:25,100
These were the kids that like, did they at least get a run?

1610
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:27,100
So I got one run

1611
01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:29,100
We went to extras and then that fucking

1612
01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:31,100
Double play dude, I mean the

1613
01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:33,100
My double play partner guy, fucking shortstop

1614
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:35,100
He hit like a home run, he hit Dinger

1615
01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:37,100
Yeah, nobody hits Dinger

1616
01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:39,100
Nobody hits Dinger at that point

1617
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:41,100
The kids name is uh

1618
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,100
My name's something and I hit Dinger

1619
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:45,100
I don't wanna say his name

1620
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,100
On here, no no no

1621
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:49,100
I'm talking about like the video kid

1622
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,100
I'll show you the guy cause like you can pull up his draft profile

1623
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,100
And shit, but um

1624
01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:55,100
Like it was a fucking maniac

1625
01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:57,100
But it was like we advanced

1626
01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:59,100
And then like I can't remember I had school

1627
01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:01,100
Or something and my parents didn't take it seriously

1628
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,100
God damn it

1629
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,100
Yeah we won like the first two or three and then my parents

1630
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:07,100
Were like yeah you're not going to like Puerto

1631
01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:09,100
Rico for these games

1632
01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:11,100
Yeah so I don't know how the fuck they expect

1633
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:13,100
Your parents to afford that

1634
01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:15,100
Shit should not

1635
01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:17,100
During this time like when I was like cast on a football team

1636
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:19,100
And stuff, I had piss yellow dyed

1637
01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:21,100
Hair, pierced the ears and I wore my

1638
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:23,100
Chemical romance t-shirts with a letterman jacket

1639
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,100
Over it. Dude I would have fucking hated

1640
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:27,100
Your ass in high school. That was fucking funny as fuck

1641
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:29,100
I would have made fun of you

1642
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:31,100
Yeah and I would have kicked the shit out of you

1643
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,100
You wouldn't have kicked the shit out of me but we would not

1644
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:35,100
Have gotten along. We would have fought each other

1645
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:37,100
No, we've uh I think there would just be

1646
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:39,100
An unspoken agreement that we don't like

1647
01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:41,100
One another. Like we don't have to walk up

1648
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:43,100
To one another and talk

1649
01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:45,100
We just know that's somebody I'm not going to get along with

1650
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:47,100
That's my enemy. Yeah I'm going to keep

1651
01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:49,100
My distance from him. He ain't

1652
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:51,100
My type of guy. I'm glad

1653
01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:53,100
I'm glad we found this common ground

1654
01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:55,100
But yeah I'm uh

1655
01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,100
The picture you're painting is not pretty

1656
01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:59,100
I was uh I do that

1657
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,100
And I had fucking uh yellow dyed

1658
01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:03,100
Hair but like I was

1659
01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:05,100
An emo kid but also the captain of the football

1660
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,100
Team which was a fucking weird

1661
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,100
Combination. Yeah

1662
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:11,100
Like I was as good at football

1663
01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:13,100
As captain of the team I was also

1664
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:15,100
Fucking like listening to

1665
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:17,100
My chemical romance and dying my

1666
01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:19,100
Hair and piercing my ears

1667
01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:21,100
That was a fucking fucking weird

1668
01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:23,100
Time. You sound like my brother

1669
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,100
In high school. My brother so I was like

1670
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:27,100
Kind of like the nerdy quiet kid

1671
01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:29,100
For most of high school until I got to high school

1672
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,100
And I got off my focal length

1673
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,100
And then I was like class clown. I was the nerdy kid until I got to high school

1674
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:35,100
So I got to high school is what you just said

1675
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:37,100
Oh no I was no I was like

1676
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,100
I was an introverted kid. I didn't have a lot

1677
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:41,100
Of friends. I had like two or three people

1678
01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:43,100
That I chilled with. Yeah. And like

1679
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,100
They're still my friends to this day but uh

1680
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:47,100
No high school I fucking

1681
01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:49,100
Stopped taking my ADD meds

1682
01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:51,100
Turned into a psychopath

1683
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,100
Got a bunch of friends. So

1684
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,100
So yeah my brother he

1685
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,100
On the other hand he was like

1686
01:20:57,100 --> 01:20:59,100
So my brother was a fucking little princess

1687
01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:01,100
When it came to football. He liked it cause he

1688
01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:03,100
Liked hanging out with him. He had all his buddies on the team

1689
01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:05,100
My brother was a popular kid

1690
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:07,100
But he wasn't too good at football because

1691
01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:09,100
My mom said I always asked

1692
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,100
My brother and he always tells me stories of like

1693
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:13,100
Oh this heroic fucking win we got

1694
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:15,100
And I got the last second sack and like all this shit

1695
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,100
And then like I remember I went to my mom's house

1696
01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:19,100
And got drunk with her like

1697
01:21:19,100 --> 01:21:21,100
Probably a year ago now

1698
01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:23,100
And she told me she was like yeah no your brother

1699
01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:25,100
Was fucking horrified when he played football

1700
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:27,100
So he was so scared he was gonna get hit

1701
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:29,100
Like and he was on defense

1702
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:31,100
Like nobody's running after him

1703
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:33,100
He's just running after some

1704
01:21:33,100 --> 01:21:35,100
Yeah yeah he's the one trying to tackle

1705
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:37,100
Like he's not

1706
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:39,100
He's not at risk for anything but he just did not like touching people

1707
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:41,100
Look at the Mark Hamlin bro

1708
01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:43,100
He was on defense

1709
01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:45,100
He died

1710
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:47,100
Temporarily

1711
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:49,100
He was so like he like unplugged

1712
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:51,100
The router for a second

1713
01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:53,100
Yeah but my brother was that emo kid though

1714
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:55,100
I remember like everybody thought he was like

1715
01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:57,100
The cool kid in elementary school cause he

1716
01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:59,100
He got converse before anybody

1717
01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:01,100
Else and he got him in lime green

1718
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:03,100
He had the little fucking Justin Bieber like

1719
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:05,100
Skater comb over

1720
01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:07,100
Like that big like bowl cut thing

1721
01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:09,100
I've been here

1722
01:22:09,100 --> 01:22:11,100
I got the entire school

1723
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,100
Oh manny

1724
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,100
It was Hawaiian shirt Fridays like I just would wear

1725
01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:17,100
A Hawaiian shirt every Friday like when it wasn't

1726
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:19,100
Football season and then eventually

1727
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:21,100
Like the entire school started wearing Hawaiian shirts

1728
01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:23,100
On Fridays like it was me

1729
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:25,100
My dumb ass with fucking dyed blonde hair

1730
01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:27,100
And fucking pierced the ears

1731
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,100
With a fucking Hawaiian shirt

1732
01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:31,100
That's kinda gay bro

1733
01:22:31,100 --> 01:22:33,100
I remember

1734
01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:35,100
I went on vacation

1735
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:37,100
I went on a fucking vacation

1736
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:39,100
To Hampton Beach

1737
01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:41,100
And this was when drug rugs just became a thing

1738
01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:43,100
I fucking hate drug rugs

1739
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,100
So I got a drug rug even though I was super

1740
01:22:45,100 --> 01:22:47,100
They're like ponchos

1741
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:49,100
Look it up like you can look it up on your phone like

1742
01:22:49,100 --> 01:22:51,100
Drug rug hoodie

1743
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:53,100
It's like a poncho with the form of a hoodie

1744
01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:55,100
Yeah like the classic look

1745
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,100
Was the black and the tan

1746
01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,100
Black and tan are like the red and blue

1747
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,100
Yeah so I got one of those

1748
01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:03,100
And I remember

1749
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:05,100
I showed it up

1750
01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:07,100
They do

1751
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,100
They're super comfortable and I wanted to get one

1752
01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:11,100
Because it's like oh shit that looks so different

1753
01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:13,100
From what most people wear and I just wanted to be a fucking asshole

1754
01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:15,100
So no but this was when people didn't have them

1755
01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:17,100
This was before they were cool

1756
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:19,100
I came under fire for this

1757
01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:21,100
I fucking went to school wearing one

1758
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,100
And this kid who was like in 7th grade

1759
01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:25,100
Came up to me and he was just like

1760
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:27,100
Dude you're not cool enough to wear that

1761
01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:29,100
And I was like

1762
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:31,100
That had to be devastating

1763
01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:33,100
No no it wasn't I just looked at him like

1764
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,100
Who do you think you are

1765
01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:37,100
Like bro my hoodie fucking like

1766
01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:39,100
That's going to trigger you oh I'm not cool enough to wear

1767
01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:41,100
Go fuck yourself

1768
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,100
Like dude what the fuck are you talking about

1769
01:23:43,100 --> 01:23:45,100
So that kid is next to me in my locker

1770
01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:47,100
And I remember he kept talking shit about me

1771
01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:49,100
For a couple weeks for wearing this hoodie

1772
01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:51,100
And I wore it every day just to piss him off

1773
01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:53,100
And I had this one kid

1774
01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,100
I'm not going to lie this kid definitely had some sort of disability

1775
01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:57,100
His name was Tyler actually

1776
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,100
Not

1777
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:01,100
He was nothing like you

1778
01:24:01,100 --> 01:24:03,100
One of those kids that is just a fucking beef boy

1779
01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:05,100
His teeth were all

1780
01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:07,100
Fucked up

1781
01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:09,100
He was a different disabled Tyler

1782
01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:11,100
Jesus Christ

1783
01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:13,100
But no this dude he's tall as fuck

1784
01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:15,100
He's beefy as fuck

1785
01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:17,100
He's fat

1786
01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:19,100
He's not fat but he's well built

1787
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:21,100
Has a shit load of muscle big country boy

1788
01:24:21,100 --> 01:24:23,100
He's got these fucked up teeth

1789
01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:25,100
He talks with a lisp

1790
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:27,100
Doesn't have a lot of friends he just picks fights

1791
01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:29,100
With everyone he talks to

1792
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:31,100
And I just remember I was like

1793
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,100
Talking to this dude he sat at our lunch table

1794
01:24:33,100 --> 01:24:35,100
Because he didn't have a lot of friends and he'd always start shit

1795
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,100
With everybody

1796
01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:39,100
Including me I wasn't the biggest fan of him

1797
01:24:39,100 --> 01:24:41,100
But I remember fucking

1798
01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:43,100
He

1799
01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:45,100
He went

1800
01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:47,100
The dude who I was getting pissed off at that made fun of me

1801
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:49,100
For wearing the hoodie

1802
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:51,100
He whammied his locker

1803
01:24:51,100 --> 01:24:53,100
This is the most middle school thing ever but you know

1804
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:55,100
The thing where you flip the lock around

1805
01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:57,100
So it's facing backwards and it's really hard to get off

1806
01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:59,100
So he did that shit to him

1807
01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:01,100
And my buddy Tyler

1808
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:03,100
Who was like who the fuck did that

1809
01:25:03,100 --> 01:25:05,100
Like if you ever played the PS2 game

1810
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,100
Bully

1811
01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:09,100
He was like the first boss Russell

1812
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:11,100
The redhead with like the big

1813
01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:13,100
Like he was literally like fucking

1814
01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:15,100
Donkey Kong in middle schooler form

1815
01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:17,100
But fucking

1816
01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:19,100
So I told Tyler

1817
01:25:19,100 --> 01:25:21,100
That this kid whammied his locker

1818
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:23,100
The dude next to me and I remember I came

1819
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:25,100
I walked back to my locker after lunch that day

1820
01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:27,100
And

1821
01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:29,100
This Tyler kid

1822
01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:31,100
Has him press so fucking hard up against

1823
01:25:31,100 --> 01:25:33,100
His locker holding him by the collar

1824
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,100
Like two feet in the air

1825
01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:37,100
He was like Alex told me you whammied

1826
01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:39,100
The locker

1827
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:41,100
He was just getting so pissed off at him

1828
01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:43,100
I remember the dude who was talking shit about

1829
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:45,100
Me looks at me and he's like Alex

1830
01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:47,100
Fucking like help me out here

1831
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:49,100
Like I never

1832
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,100
I never did that right and I was like bro

1833
01:25:51,100 --> 01:25:53,100
I'm the one who fucking told him

1834
01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:55,100
Like don't be a piece of shit

1835
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:57,100
Like you fucking deserve this

1836
01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:59,100
He's like what did you know Alex

1837
01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:01,100
And this just starts fucking pummeling him

1838
01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:03,100
Gets like fucking suspended for like two

1839
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:05,100
Months comes back and like the first

1840
01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:07,100
Thing he does when he gets back is this big

1841
01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:09,100
Country boy he's not going to college

1842
01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:11,100
He's just going there so he can work home on daddy's

1843
01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:13,100
Farm when he gets his fucking GED

1844
01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:15,100
Or drops out he knew that that was his game

1845
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,100
Plan but fucking

1846
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:19,100
First thing he does is he just fist bumps me

1847
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:21,100
And he's like dude I know

1848
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:23,100
You told me just to fucking clear a problem

1849
01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:25,100
Off your plate but that kid's an asshole and he deserved it

1850
01:26:25,100 --> 01:26:27,100
Thank you for telling me that

1851
01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:29,100
I just want to beat the shit out of somebody

1852
01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:33,100
Sounds like a quality guy

1853
01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:35,100
He is, he is Casey

1854
01:26:35,100 --> 01:26:37,100
So Casey what about you? You have been silent

1855
01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:39,100
Dude I am

1856
01:26:39,100 --> 01:26:41,100
Blazed

1857
01:26:41,100 --> 01:26:43,100
Casey I know based off of your

1858
01:26:43,100 --> 01:26:45,100
Facebook profile pictures at one

1859
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:47,100
Point you played basketball

1860
01:26:47,100 --> 01:26:49,100
No was it soccer? I thought

1861
01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:51,100
I thought I saw a picture of you playing basketball

1862
01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:53,100
As one of your older profile pictures

1863
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:55,100
Am I wrong? Yeah

1864
01:26:55,100 --> 01:26:57,100
I am. Basketball, no you're not wrong

1865
01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:59,100
Basketball yeah

1866
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:01,100
I thought so, it was like you like put in a layup

1867
01:27:01,100 --> 01:27:03,100
In or something, so tell us

1868
01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:05,100
About that, tell us about your basketball

1869
01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:07,100
Experience

1870
01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:09,100
You look like you were a tall kid

1871
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:11,100
I felt like I was good, not great

1872
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:13,100
Did you hit like a growth spurt before most

1873
01:27:13,100 --> 01:27:15,100
People? Yeah there's taller

1874
01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:17,100
People than me. Yeah you look

1875
01:27:17,100 --> 01:27:19,100
Fucking tall in the picture though if it's still up

1876
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,100
Yeah I feel like I was good

1877
01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:23,100
Not great though

1878
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:25,100
You got any like, whatever

1879
01:27:25,100 --> 01:27:27,100
You got any like heroic fucking stories?

1880
01:27:27,100 --> 01:27:29,100
Like oh we made it to the

1881
01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:31,100
Finals, game seven

1882
01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:33,100
No bro we were in

1883
01:27:33,100 --> 01:27:35,100
Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

1884
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:37,100
Game six

1885
01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:39,100
We just, we sucked bro

1886
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:41,100
We had like

1887
01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:43,100
This is going to sound bad, we had one

1888
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:45,100
Black guy down on our team and we played

1889
01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:47,100
A team of all black kids and we

1890
01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:49,100
Lost miserably

1891
01:27:49,100 --> 01:27:51,100
I played basketball

1892
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:53,100
This is actually funny, I don't think

1893
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:55,100
I've told this one on the pod before actually

1894
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:57,100
I played basketball for

1895
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:59,100
None other than the Albany

1896
01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:01,100
Jewish Community Center

1897
01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:03,100
What? Yes

1898
01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:05,100
So as you know, I am not Jewish

1899
01:28:05,100 --> 01:28:07,100
No point in my life

1900
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:09,100
Have I been

1901
01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:11,100
Blue and white like the Israeli flag and shit

1902
01:28:11,100 --> 01:28:13,100
Do they have like stars of David

1903
01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:15,100
Or anything on them?

1904
01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:17,100
No, our jerseys were just like

1905
01:28:17,100 --> 01:28:19,100
Pennies for the most part, they said like

1906
01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:21,100
AJCC on the front

1907
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:23,100
So we played in this one

1908
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:25,100
League, but we had our own like brackets

1909
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:27,100
And shit, like if you did good enough

1910
01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:29,100
You could end up at a national championship

1911
01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:31,100
Like it's not like a

1912
01:28:31,100 --> 01:28:33,100
It's not a small thing, no like it wasn't a rec league

1913
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:35,100
It was more than a rec league but we were

1914
01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:37,100
Just like, was it like only like

1915
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:39,100
The Jewish thing or was it like

1916
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,100
No, you weren't just

1917
01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:43,100
Playing religions, you were playing all different

1918
01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:45,100
Because I was in the CYO leagues

1919
01:28:45,100 --> 01:28:47,100
The Catholic Youth Organization

1920
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,100
So it was CYO

1921
01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:51,100
Yeah, which is Catholic Youth Organization

1922
01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:53,100
I didn't know that, that makes sense

1923
01:28:53,100 --> 01:28:55,100
Which is weird because we were JCC

1924
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:57,100
But we were part of the CYO league

1925
01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:59,100
Wait, when did you play?

1926
01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:01,100
Um, shit

1927
01:29:01,100 --> 01:29:03,100
That would have been 2015 or 2016

1928
01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:05,100
Oh, no, no, I thought this was like

1929
01:29:05,100 --> 01:29:07,100
Elementary school because I played

1930
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:09,100
No, this was either my junior or senior year

1931
01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:11,100
Of high school

1932
01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:13,100
But, the story is pretty wild

1933
01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:15,100
So the reason why I did this team

1934
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,100
Is because like, I just wanted to do

1935
01:29:17,100 --> 01:29:19,100
Something, like everybody's like playing

1936
01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:21,100
Sports, I didn't want to play football

1937
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:23,100
The baseball team had a bunch of assholes on it too

1938
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:25,100
So my buddy Drew

1939
01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:27,100
Who was a black adopted Jew

1940
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:29,100
Alright

1941
01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:31,100
No, you can laugh about that and he's okay

1942
01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:33,100
With you laughing about it, it's the only reason why I can even

1943
01:29:33,100 --> 01:29:35,100
Say his name here, he would think this is

1944
01:29:35,100 --> 01:29:37,100
Hysterical, he's still my buddy

1945
01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:39,100
He's like, hey man

1946
01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:41,100
Like you and like four of our friends

1947
01:29:41,100 --> 01:29:43,100
Should join it, so our team had

1948
01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:45,100
Actually, this is pretty cool

1949
01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:47,100
So we had

1950
01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:49,100
We had our star lineup, right? We had this tall

1951
01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:51,100
White country dude

1952
01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:53,100
Named Ryan, he was our three point

1953
01:29:53,100 --> 01:29:55,100
Shooter, he couldn't do anything

1954
01:29:55,100 --> 01:29:57,100
But this kid could drain threes

1955
01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,100
Then you had Eden

1956
01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:01,100
This Israeli, like super

1957
01:30:01,100 --> 01:30:03,100
Religious guy, born in Israel

1958
01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:05,100
Came over here

1959
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,100
Jewish

1960
01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:09,100
He's still here

1961
01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:11,100
Prayers for that guy

1962
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:13,100
Eden was, I'm still friends with him

1963
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,100
On Facebook, he's posting stuff, he's cool

1964
01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:17,100
He lives in America now

1965
01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:19,100
He was like

1966
01:30:19,100 --> 01:30:21,100
Our star point guard

1967
01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:23,100
Then we had my friend Drew

1968
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:25,100
He was like the LeBron of this league

1969
01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,100
Because he was just way taller

1970
01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:29,100
He was way more muscular

1971
01:30:29,100 --> 01:30:31,100
He was just really, really fucking good at

1972
01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:33,100
Basketball, but he had a bad temper

1973
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:35,100
And so did our point guard

1974
01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:37,100
Ricky

1975
01:30:37,100 --> 01:30:39,100
And Ricky was also

1976
01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:41,100
And Ricky would also not get mad at me

1977
01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:43,100
For talking about this, because these two

1978
01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:45,100
They knew how this looked, you're playing for a Jewish community center

1979
01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:47,100
Ricky was black too, and he was really good

1980
01:30:47,100 --> 01:30:49,100
He later went on to lead Hamas

1981
01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:51,100
No

1982
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:53,100
And then we had Richie, who had the sickest handles

1983
01:30:53,100 --> 01:30:55,100
Ever, like he could fucking

1984
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:57,100
Look like a Harlem Globetrotter

1985
01:30:57,100 --> 01:30:59,100
Going between his legs and shit

1986
01:30:59,100 --> 01:31:01,100
But he could not shoot to save his life

1987
01:31:01,100 --> 01:31:03,100
He was like the Ray John Rondo

1988
01:31:03,100 --> 01:31:05,100
Of our team, he wore the headband too

1989
01:31:05,100 --> 01:31:07,100
And he had a super short buzz cut

1990
01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:09,100
He looked like Rondo

1991
01:31:09,100 --> 01:31:11,100
And he was the backup point guard, but I always fucking

1992
01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:13,100
Got along with him, but anyways

1993
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:15,100
So we play a season, we're not that good

1994
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:17,100
We barely make the good division

1995
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:19,100
Of the CYO, the one that can go up

1996
01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:21,100
To the national championship

1997
01:31:21,100 --> 01:31:23,100
We were the last seed in that for the local area

1998
01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:25,100
And

1999
01:31:25,100 --> 01:31:27,100
We had fought through the regional playoffs

2000
01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:29,100
To get that ranking in the pool play

2001
01:31:29,100 --> 01:31:31,100
And we had already played

2002
01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:33,100
Win or go home games to this point

2003
01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:35,100
Nobody thought we were going to make it this far

2004
01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:37,100
We played mediocre the whole season

2005
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,100
Everybody gets a shot to make the playoffs

2006
01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:41,100
You all get put in the playoff bracket

2007
01:31:41,100 --> 01:31:43,100
Our record was like

2008
01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:45,100
3-8

2009
01:31:45,100 --> 01:31:47,100
We weren't a good team

2010
01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:49,100
But we get in the playoffs and we just start winning

2011
01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:51,100
And then before our game

2012
01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:53,100
Just one day, and my buddy David

2013
01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:55,100
Still friends with him too

2014
01:31:55,100 --> 01:31:57,100
His dad died

2015
01:31:57,100 --> 01:31:59,100
Six hours before the game started

2016
01:31:59,100 --> 01:32:01,100
And

2017
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:03,100
His dad

2018
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:05,100
No, his dad was dead

2019
01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:07,100
No, his dad was dead

2020
01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:09,100
I knew his dad

2021
01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:11,100
He actually used to live on my street when my mom

2022
01:32:11,100 --> 01:32:13,100
Cheated, no

2023
01:32:13,100 --> 01:32:15,100
My mom left my dad

2024
01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:17,100
I'm just trying to do that thing that Dan always does

2025
01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:19,100
Is he okay?

2026
01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:21,100
No, he's gone, he's like a live league video

2027
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:23,100
His dad was a piece of shit

2028
01:32:23,100 --> 01:32:25,100
He got arrested a couple times

2029
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:27,100
When he lived on my road

2030
01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:29,100
When we were middle school and stuff

2031
01:32:29,100 --> 01:32:31,100
I still felt bad for him

2032
01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:33,100
I've been friends with my buddy David his whole life

2033
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:35,100
He didn't play

2034
01:32:35,100 --> 01:32:37,100
But he came in, he wore his jersey

2035
01:32:37,100 --> 01:32:39,100
He sat on the bench

2036
01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:41,100
Before the game he just goes like

2037
01:32:41,100 --> 01:32:43,100
And David is like this

2038
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:45,100
He's not good at basketball at all

2039
01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:47,100
This kid could talk shit with the best of him

2040
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:49,100
He's hysterical

2041
01:32:49,100 --> 01:32:51,100
But this kid was super short

2042
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:53,100
And he was really fat

2043
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:55,100
And he loved it, he thought it was funny

2044
01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:57,100
He knew he was bad at basketball

2045
01:32:57,100 --> 01:32:59,100
He's just there for the experience

2046
01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:01,100
But he comes in and he's like, hey guys I want to say something

2047
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:03,100
And everybody's like, whoa

2048
01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:05,100
Like this kid never fucking talks

2049
01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:07,100
So we huddle up with him and he's like

2050
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:09,100
Guys, my dad died tonight

2051
01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:11,100
I know we're going to get smoked here

2052
01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:13,100
But let's just play a good fucking game

2053
01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:15,100
In honor of him

2054
01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:17,100
And it was this team that was projected to beat us

2055
01:33:17,100 --> 01:33:19,100
By like 40

2056
01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:21,100
We did

2057
01:33:21,100 --> 01:33:23,100
It came down to a last second shot

2058
01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:25,100
Where

2059
01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:27,100
So

2060
01:33:27,100 --> 01:33:29,100
This is the funny part

2061
01:33:29,100 --> 01:33:31,100
So Richie

2062
01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:33,100
Richie, Ricky, and Drew

2063
01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:35,100
Like our three best players

2064
01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:37,100
Got ejected for

2065
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,100
Technical fouls

2066
01:33:39,100 --> 01:33:41,100
Because the team we were playing got

2067
01:33:41,100 --> 01:33:43,100
So in their heads

2068
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:45,100
Because of how hard we wanted that win

2069
01:33:45,100 --> 01:33:47,100
For our buddy whose fucking dad

2070
01:33:47,100 --> 01:33:49,100
Just died

2071
01:33:49,100 --> 01:33:51,100
And we got angry

2072
01:33:51,100 --> 01:33:53,100
When we started losing late in the game

2073
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:55,100
So that put me

2074
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:57,100
Who was like a deep bench player

2075
01:33:57,100 --> 01:33:59,100
I was not good at basketball

2076
01:33:59,100 --> 01:34:01,100
I will be completely honest with you

2077
01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:03,100
I just was not good at basketball

2078
01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:05,100
I ended up coming into the second

2079
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:07,100
Half of the game as the starting point guard

2080
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:09,100
Who's like more or less the quarterback

2081
01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:11,100
In basketball

2082
01:34:11,100 --> 01:34:13,100
Like you're the one who dribbles the ball up the court

2083
01:34:13,100 --> 01:34:15,100
You start the play, you call the play

2084
01:34:15,100 --> 01:34:17,100
It wasn't fun

2085
01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:19,100
I didn't do great

2086
01:34:19,100 --> 01:34:21,100
But we got back in the game

2087
01:34:21,100 --> 01:34:23,100
Just because like my buddy

2088
01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:25,100
We just played simple basketball

2089
01:34:25,100 --> 01:34:27,100
Like street ball

2090
01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:29,100
I wasn't calling plays, I was just passing

2091
01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:31,100
And for whatever reason

2092
01:34:31,100 --> 01:34:33,100
They were not guarding this kid Ryan

2093
01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:35,100
And he was just hitting three

2094
01:34:35,100 --> 01:34:37,100
After three

2095
01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:39,100
This kid was automatic

2096
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:41,100
We got ourselves back in the game

2097
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:43,100
I got fouled for a reach in

2098
01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:45,100
Because they started to realize that I was so

2099
01:34:45,100 --> 01:34:47,100
Bad at dribbling the ball

2100
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:49,100
That they could just kind of come after me and take the ball

2101
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:51,100
From me

2102
01:34:51,100 --> 01:34:53,100
I'm not good man

2103
01:34:53,100 --> 01:34:55,100
I'm the second to last player on the team

2104
01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:57,100
In terms of the bench order

2105
01:34:57,100 --> 01:34:59,100
I don't get a lot of play time

2106
01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:01,100
And I was starting, I played the whole third and fourth quarter

2107
01:35:01,100 --> 01:35:03,100
And once they

2108
01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:05,100
Picked up on the fact that I really had no idea

2109
01:35:05,100 --> 01:35:07,100
What I was doing and I was just putting on a front like I was good

2110
01:35:07,100 --> 01:35:09,100
They started coming after me

2111
01:35:09,100 --> 01:35:11,100
So I had a reach in foul

2112
01:35:11,100 --> 01:35:13,100
When there was like four seconds left in the game

2113
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:15,100
And we're down by two

2114
01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:17,100
And so I had foul shots

2115
01:35:17,100 --> 01:35:19,100
I'm not going to make it big and suspenseful

2116
01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:21,100
I was shitting my pants

2117
01:35:21,100 --> 01:35:23,100
But I actually made both of them

2118
01:35:23,100 --> 01:35:25,100
Which blew my mind because I was not good at them

2119
01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:27,100
So you got tied?

2120
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:29,100
So no, we didn't tie

2121
01:35:29,100 --> 01:35:31,100
They inbounded the ball

2122
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:33,100
There's like fifteen seconds left

2123
01:35:33,100 --> 01:35:35,100
They come down

2124
01:35:35,100 --> 01:35:37,100
They score a two pointer

2125
01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:39,100
Off of just like, it was just

2126
01:35:39,100 --> 01:35:41,100
It wasn't like a remarkable point

2127
01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:43,100
It wasn't like a big slam dunk or anything

2128
01:35:43,100 --> 01:35:45,100
They saw a hole in our defense

2129
01:35:45,100 --> 01:35:47,100
Right after a pass and they had a layup

2130
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:49,100
And they got two points, like nobody was guarding them

2131
01:35:49,100 --> 01:35:51,100
They just, they had a good play for it

2132
01:35:51,100 --> 01:35:53,100
So then we inbounded

2133
01:35:53,100 --> 01:35:55,100
And then

2134
01:35:55,100 --> 01:35:57,100
I passed it to the small forward

2135
01:35:57,100 --> 01:35:59,100
Because Eden, who was that really

2136
01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:01,100
Good Israeli point guard

2137
01:36:01,100 --> 01:36:03,100
Is now needing to play small forward

2138
01:36:03,100 --> 01:36:05,100
And center because Drew and Ricky

2139
01:36:05,100 --> 01:36:07,100
Are out of the game, they were way bigger

2140
01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:09,100
Than everybody else

2141
01:36:09,100 --> 01:36:11,100
So even though he knows what's going on

2142
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:13,100
He just has to be our point scorer

2143
01:36:13,100 --> 01:36:15,100
So I passed it to him and he just

2144
01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:17,100
He has the sickest, like

2145
01:36:17,100 --> 01:36:19,100
He faked a behind the back pass

2146
01:36:19,100 --> 01:36:21,100
Then came up around the other side

2147
01:36:21,100 --> 01:36:23,100
And flicked it behind his head

2148
01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:25,100
To Ryan

2149
01:36:25,100 --> 01:36:27,100
Who was wide open in the corner

2150
01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:29,100
This kid had drilled like nine threes

2151
01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:31,100
In a row, it's the only reason

2152
01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:33,100
We're in the game, it was the coolest pass

2153
01:36:33,100 --> 01:36:35,100
I've seen in my life

2154
01:36:35,100 --> 01:36:37,100
And he took this three with like

2155
01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:39,100
One second left on the clock, time expires

2156
01:36:39,100 --> 01:36:41,100
With the balls in the air

2157
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:43,100
And no, he didn't miss

2158
01:36:43,100 --> 01:36:45,100
By much, but it just

2159
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:47,100
Bounced off the rim and came out

2160
01:36:47,100 --> 01:36:49,100
And it was just like, one of the most

2161
01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:51,100
Devastating feelings

2162
01:36:51,100 --> 01:36:53,100
I've felt in my entire

2163
01:36:53,100 --> 01:36:55,100
Life, and I didn't give a fuck

2164
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,100
About the basketball league until that

2165
01:36:57,100 --> 01:36:59,100
Game was like, holy fuck, David's dad

2166
01:36:59,100 --> 01:37:01,100
Died, yeah let's win this fucking

2167
01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:03,100
Game, like this isn't a joke anymore

2168
01:37:03,100 --> 01:37:05,100
And we like, I remember

2169
01:37:05,100 --> 01:37:07,100
Most of our team was in tears

2170
01:37:07,100 --> 01:37:09,100
Like, my buddy Drew

2171
01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:11,100
Was like, to the point

2172
01:37:11,100 --> 01:37:13,100
He was so upset with himself

2173
01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:15,100
That he let the other team get in his head

2174
01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:17,100
And I can't even remember what he said, he like

2175
01:37:17,100 --> 01:37:19,100
Somebody called him like a piece of shit

2176
01:37:19,100 --> 01:37:21,100
Or they said like, oh I bet your mom

2177
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,100
No, they made some adopted joke

2178
01:37:23,100 --> 01:37:25,100
To him, which was really fucked up

2179
01:37:25,100 --> 01:37:27,100
So that's what triggered him, and he fucking pushed

2180
01:37:27,100 --> 01:37:29,100
Some kid to the ground, and he went sliding like

2181
01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:31,100
Ten feet, because he was a quarter the size of him

2182
01:37:31,100 --> 01:37:33,100
So he got booted out

2183
01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:35,100
Ricky got mad about the fact that

2184
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:37,100
Drew got kicked out, and then Richie

2185
01:37:37,100 --> 01:37:39,100
Who was like the dude with the handles, he just got mad

2186
01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:41,100
He had nothing to do with the other

2187
01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:43,100
He just got mad, got kicked out

2188
01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:45,100
They were all sobbing their eyes out on the bench

2189
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:47,100
They were so mad they got kicked out of the game

2190
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:49,100
Because if they were in the game, any one of them

2191
01:37:49,100 --> 01:37:51,100
They were all so good, we would have won that game

2192
01:37:51,100 --> 01:37:53,100
Like, I wasn't good

2193
01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:55,100
Like, all I wanted was a win for my dad

2194
01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:57,100
You guys can't even come through

2195
01:37:57,100 --> 01:37:59,100
No, no, David was more moved

2196
01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:01,100
Than anyone

2197
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:03,100
Like, he made a joke, and he's like

2198
01:38:03,100 --> 01:38:05,100
What in the Friday Night Lights is going on here

2199
01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:07,100
He was like

2200
01:38:07,100 --> 01:38:09,100
Dude, like

2201
01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:11,100
I'm heartbroken

2202
01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:13,100
I'm like, I'm a level I can't even say

2203
01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:15,100
But he's like, guys, like

2204
01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:17,100
The fact, because all David asked us to do

2205
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,100
He's like, you guys are retarded

2206
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,100
He just said, he just said, fight for my dad tonight

2207
01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:23,100
Like, he knew we weren't going to win that game

2208
01:38:23,100 --> 01:38:25,100
This team was supposed to smoke us

2209
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:27,100
They were supposed to triple our score

2210
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:29,100
Yeah, it's a CYO basketball game, guys

2211
01:38:29,100 --> 01:38:31,100
But my dad's still dead

2212
01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:33,100
Dude, this team was coming from

2213
01:38:33,100 --> 01:38:35,100
This is the CYO league

2214
01:38:35,100 --> 01:38:37,100
It's not like, oh, you have regionals

2215
01:38:37,100 --> 01:38:39,100
And then states and everything

2216
01:38:39,100 --> 01:38:41,100
No, these guys were coming over from two states over

2217
01:38:41,100 --> 01:38:43,100
Because we're like

2218
01:38:43,100 --> 01:38:45,100
It's CYO, we were the bottom seed

2219
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:47,100
In that bracket, we were facing the

2220
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:49,100
Number one seed for the Northeast

2221
01:38:49,100 --> 01:38:51,100
And if you guys actually won that game

2222
01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:53,100
You guys would have immediately lost

2223
01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:55,100
Yeah, we would have lost the next game

2224
01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:57,100
But they would have flown us out somewhere

2225
01:38:57,100 --> 01:38:59,100
And we would have lost the game

2226
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:01,100
And it just, it was the most heart wrenching thing

2227
01:39:01,100 --> 01:39:03,100
When that ball missed

2228
01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:05,100
Because it was just like

2229
01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:07,100
It just, you had this fucking

2230
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:09,100
Cinderella story going

2231
01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:11,100
And you're just convinced

2232
01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:13,100
Like, when I fucking made my two foul shots

2233
01:39:13,100 --> 01:39:15,100
I'm like, yeah, we're going to win this game

2234
01:39:15,100 --> 01:39:17,100
I was like

2235
01:39:17,100 --> 01:39:19,100
I had like three points

2236
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:21,100
That game, I had like one other

2237
01:39:21,100 --> 01:39:23,100
Like, group of foul shots I had

2238
01:39:23,100 --> 01:39:25,100
And I had the one foul shot there

2239
01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:27,100
And I flanked my other

2240
01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:29,100
Like, I wasn't shooting, I don't shoot

2241
01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:31,100
I was bad enough at basketball

2242
01:39:31,100 --> 01:39:33,100
That I would get like one or two shots

2243
01:39:33,100 --> 01:39:35,100
A game, like I knew I couldn't

2244
01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:37,100
Shoot for shit, I was a passer

2245
01:39:37,100 --> 01:39:39,100
I was like a playmaker

2246
01:39:39,100 --> 01:39:41,100
I didn't fucking shoot

2247
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,100
So when I fucking hit both of my free throws

2248
01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:45,100
I'm like, wow, this is like some

2249
01:39:45,100 --> 01:39:47,100
Miracle on ice shit

2250
01:39:47,100 --> 01:39:49,100
I was like, we're going to win this game

2251
01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:51,100
And that ball fucking doinks off

2252
01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:53,100
It's just like

2253
01:39:53,100 --> 01:39:55,100
You feel like you get stabbed in the heart

2254
01:39:55,100 --> 01:39:57,100
And David, like I said, he made the joke

2255
01:39:57,100 --> 01:39:59,100
He's like, one of the Friday Night Lights is this

2256
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:01,100
He's like, dude, you guys almost beat them

2257
01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,100
He's like, you guys fucking played harder

2258
01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:05,100
He's like, shit, if we played this way all year

2259
01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:07,100
We'd be in the fucking NBA by now

2260
01:40:07,100 --> 01:40:09,100
It's like, what the fuck

2261
01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:11,100
Did I just witness? And then none of us

2262
01:40:11,100 --> 01:40:13,100
Signed up for the team the next year

2263
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,100
That's really funny

2264
01:40:15,100 --> 01:40:17,100
Dude, I played

2265
01:40:17,100 --> 01:40:19,100
I played basketball when I was a young kid, like elementary school

2266
01:40:19,100 --> 01:40:21,100
And I sucked at shooting

2267
01:40:21,100 --> 01:40:23,100
But I was really good at defense

2268
01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:25,100
That was me

2269
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:27,100
I was a defensive player

2270
01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:29,100
But my coach

2271
01:40:29,100 --> 01:40:31,100
He called me T for technical

2272
01:40:31,100 --> 01:40:33,100
He goes

2273
01:40:33,100 --> 01:40:35,100
T, anytime that they need to fucking instill the fear of

2274
01:40:35,100 --> 01:40:37,100
God into somebody, they're like T, get in there

2275
01:40:37,100 --> 01:40:39,100
So

2276
01:40:39,100 --> 01:40:41,100
I just be fucking on the fucking sidelines

2277
01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:43,100
Taking the rappers off

2278
01:40:43,100 --> 01:40:45,100
Of Gatorade and like putting them on the wall

2279
01:40:45,100 --> 01:40:47,100
And like just making a wall of Gatorade

2280
01:40:47,100 --> 01:40:49,100
Like rappers

2281
01:40:49,100 --> 01:40:51,100
And he's like T

2282
01:40:51,100 --> 01:40:53,100
He goes, get in there

2283
01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:55,100
Number 14

2284
01:40:55,100 --> 01:40:57,100
I want him to stop scoring

2285
01:40:57,100 --> 01:40:59,100
So I get in there

2286
01:40:59,100 --> 01:41:01,100
And I start doing like the fucking

2287
01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:03,100
You're a basketball enforcer

2288
01:41:03,100 --> 01:41:05,100
They're just fucking laying

2289
01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:07,100
He's just like

2290
01:41:07,100 --> 01:41:09,100
Alright T, we need a foul

2291
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:11,100
And I'm like

2292
01:41:11,100 --> 01:41:13,100
I go out there

2293
01:41:13,100 --> 01:41:15,100
And I fucking threw him into the stands

2294
01:41:15,100 --> 01:41:17,100
And they're like, technical

2295
01:41:17,100 --> 01:41:19,100
You're out

2296
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:21,100
Dude, I feel like such a piece of shit

2297
01:41:21,100 --> 01:41:23,100
Doing that, I was always like the

2298
01:41:23,100 --> 01:41:25,100
Level headed one

2299
01:41:25,100 --> 01:41:27,100
I remember the only time I got mad

2300
01:41:27,100 --> 01:41:29,100
When I played baseball was this one

2301
01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:31,100
Kid, big fucking

2302
01:41:31,100 --> 01:41:33,100
He actually wasn't a preppy boy

2303
01:41:33,100 --> 01:41:35,100
But he was one of those kids that played baseball

2304
01:41:35,100 --> 01:41:37,100
Because the girls at our high school watched

2305
01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:39,100
Like he could have given two shits about

2306
01:41:39,100 --> 01:41:41,100
The sport, and he was pretty good

2307
01:41:41,100 --> 01:41:43,100
But he was on a stretch where he was just

2308
01:41:43,100 --> 01:41:45,100
Striking out a lot, and he came in our dugout

2309
01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:47,100
And he threw his helmet, and it like

2310
01:41:47,100 --> 01:41:49,100
Smacked off of the fucking wall, and it hit

2311
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:51,100
This one super quiet

2312
01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:53,100
Kid, who

2313
01:41:53,100 --> 01:41:55,100
The only reason this kid was on the roster, because he was fast as fuck

2314
01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:57,100
We didn't let him hit

2315
01:41:57,100 --> 01:41:59,100
Yeah, we didn't let him hit

2316
01:41:59,100 --> 01:42:01,100
We didn't let him fucking play defense

2317
01:42:01,100 --> 01:42:03,100
Or anything, he was a pinch runner

2318
01:42:03,100 --> 01:42:05,100
He knew his role

2319
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:07,100
He stole bases, and he stole him like a demon

2320
01:42:07,100 --> 01:42:09,100
But he was this super quiet sweet kid

2321
01:42:09,100 --> 01:42:11,100
And the helmet doinked off of him

2322
01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:13,100
He starts bleeding above his eyebrow

2323
01:42:13,100 --> 01:42:15,100
And I just fucking like went off on the kid

2324
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:17,100
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

2325
01:42:17,100 --> 01:42:19,100
Like dude, we're playing a high school fucking baseball game here

2326
01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:21,100
Like

2327
01:42:21,100 --> 01:42:23,100
Stop getting mad and throwing your fucking helmet

2328
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:25,100
Because you're worried you're not going to get pussy

2329
01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:27,100
Because you didn't get a hit tonight

2330
01:42:27,100 --> 01:42:29,100
And he starts getting in my face

2331
01:42:29,100 --> 01:42:31,100
And then like a bunch of people who I didn't think I was friends with

2332
01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:33,100
On the team come to back me up

2333
01:42:33,100 --> 01:42:35,100
Because they're like, dude Alex doesn't fucking

2334
01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:37,100
Harm to fly

2335
01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:39,100
Like you're going to fucking come in here in a mood

2336
01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:41,100
And he's going to call you out on your bullshit rightfully

2337
01:42:41,100 --> 01:42:43,100
And you're going to get mad at him, like fuck off

2338
01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:45,100
And then like, I don't know

2339
01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:47,100
It was the same thing with basketball

2340
01:42:47,100 --> 01:42:49,100
Like I tried to hold back Drew and Ricky

2341
01:42:49,100 --> 01:42:51,100
But like, those two, they just got too mad

2342
01:42:51,100 --> 01:42:53,100
They pushed through me

2343
01:42:53,100 --> 01:42:55,100
They were the type that would like get in a ref's face

2344
01:42:55,100 --> 01:42:57,100
And be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

2345
01:42:57,100 --> 01:42:59,100
That shot, that shot, he didn't touch his wrist

2346
01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:01,100
Like what the fuck?

2347
01:43:01,100 --> 01:43:03,100
They were fucking animals

2348
01:43:03,100 --> 01:43:05,100
And it was just like, at a certain point I'd be like

2349
01:43:05,100 --> 01:43:07,100
I got mad, like I'd try to keep everybody's

2350
01:43:07,100 --> 01:43:09,100
Head in the game and just be like, hey man

2351
01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:11,100
Like fucking chill out

2352
01:43:11,100 --> 01:43:13,100
We're playing a game, you're not helping anybody

2353
01:43:13,100 --> 01:43:15,100
You're not helping the team by getting pissed off

2354
01:43:15,100 --> 01:43:17,100
We all fucking hate when you do this shit

2355
01:43:17,100 --> 01:43:19,100
Oh, for me though, it wasn't me getting pissed off

2356
01:43:19,100 --> 01:43:21,100
Like my coach was like, just go in there and foul somebody

2357
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:23,100
I know, that's different

2358
01:43:23,100 --> 01:43:25,100
That's fucking through it, get into the crowd

2359
01:43:25,100 --> 01:43:27,100
That's actually the kid whose dad

2360
01:43:27,100 --> 01:43:29,100
Died on our team, that's what we did with David

2361
01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:31,100
Because David, David was awful

2362
01:43:31,100 --> 01:43:33,100
At basketball, worse than me

2363
01:43:33,100 --> 01:43:35,100
I was third on the bench, my other buddy Ryan

2364
01:43:35,100 --> 01:43:37,100
Who was like just about as bad as me

2365
01:43:37,100 --> 01:43:39,100
But he didn't talk

2366
01:43:39,100 --> 01:43:41,100
So I got put it before him on the bench

2367
01:43:41,100 --> 01:43:43,100
And then there was David after Ryan

2368
01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:45,100
Just because like dude, he had no baseball qualities

2369
01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:47,100
He just had cankles

2370
01:43:47,100 --> 01:43:49,100
He's like five feet tall

2371
01:43:49,100 --> 01:43:51,100
As long as you're not the worst, I guess

2372
01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:53,100
Yeah, but I would just shoulder check people

2373
01:43:53,100 --> 01:43:55,100
In basketball, they'd be like

2374
01:43:55,100 --> 01:43:57,100
We put David out

2375
01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:59,100
Because he could talk shit

2376
01:43:59,100 --> 01:44:01,100
He wouldn't do anything, he'd just get the other people

2377
01:44:01,100 --> 01:44:03,100
Riled up to the point where they'd get technicals

2378
01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:05,100
He'd be like, hey, this guy's playing too good

2379
01:44:05,100 --> 01:44:07,100
Get in there

2380
01:44:07,100 --> 01:44:09,100
No, not fuck him up

2381
01:44:09,100 --> 01:44:11,100
Just get in his hat

2382
01:44:11,100 --> 01:44:13,100
And he'd go out there and be like, oh what?

2383
01:44:13,100 --> 01:44:15,100
What's that? Oh you're going to take that shot?

2384
01:44:15,100 --> 01:44:17,100
You're going to let me? Dude, I'm a third your size

2385
01:44:17,100 --> 01:44:19,100
And I'm going to block you bro

2386
01:44:19,100 --> 01:44:21,100
Like what the fuck are you doing out here?

2387
01:44:21,100 --> 01:44:23,100
Oh yeah, you're so good

2388
01:44:23,100 --> 01:44:25,100
You're playing for your little high school

2389
01:44:25,100 --> 01:44:27,100
What, you got your little fucking girlfriend up there?

2390
01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:29,100
She's the blonde one? Yeah, fuck her

2391
01:44:29,100 --> 01:44:31,100
No, no, anybody would be like, oh I'll talk to her after the game

2392
01:44:31,100 --> 01:44:33,100
I think she's looking at me

2393
01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:35,100
She winked at me

2394
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:37,100
And he'd just say shit like that

2395
01:44:37,100 --> 01:44:39,100
And it would rattle them

2396
01:44:39,100 --> 01:44:41,100
They'd be laughing and they'd pretend it wouldn't matter

2397
01:44:41,100 --> 01:44:43,100
And then they would just start missing

2398
01:44:43,100 --> 01:44:45,100
They'd be completely undefended

2399
01:44:45,100 --> 01:44:47,100
Our defense was playing like shit

2400
01:44:47,100 --> 01:44:49,100
And they would just be like, oh yeah

2401
01:44:49,100 --> 01:44:51,100
He just fucking bricked that

2402
01:44:51,100 --> 01:44:53,100
He hit the last seven

2403
01:44:53,100 --> 01:44:55,100
David said he was going to fuck his girlfriend

2404
01:44:55,100 --> 01:44:57,100
And it's going down now

2405
01:44:57,100 --> 01:44:59,100
That's all it would be

2406
01:44:59,100 --> 01:45:01,100
He wasn't physical

2407
01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:03,100
He wasn't technical, dude

2408
01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:05,100
They'd get mad at him

2409
01:45:05,100 --> 01:45:07,100
And you'd see people like you come out and be like

2410
01:45:07,100 --> 01:45:09,100
Get him out, he's being a fucking punk

2411
01:45:09,100 --> 01:45:11,100
Dude, so I tackled a kid

2412
01:45:11,100 --> 01:45:13,100
I tackled a kid on the sidelines

2413
01:45:13,100 --> 01:45:15,100
For basketball? No, for football

2414
01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:17,100
So it was like high school

2415
01:45:17,100 --> 01:45:19,100
I tackled this kid

2416
01:45:19,100 --> 01:45:21,100
He was running on the sidelines

2417
01:45:21,100 --> 01:45:23,100
But I got him in the backfield

2418
01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:25,100
So it was like a tackle for a loss

2419
01:45:25,100 --> 01:45:27,100
Right next to his cheerleaders

2420
01:45:27,100 --> 01:45:29,100
And I tackled him into the cheerleaders

2421
01:45:29,100 --> 01:45:31,100
And I was like, wow, hey babe

2422
01:45:31,100 --> 01:45:33,100
And they're like, ooh

2423
01:45:33,100 --> 01:45:35,100
And I go, see, even your fucking cheerleaders like me better

2424
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:37,100
And I fucking went off

2425
01:45:37,100 --> 01:45:39,100
He fucking tried to fucking clean me the next play

2426
01:45:39,100 --> 01:45:41,100
And I just go

2427
01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:43,100
You know a moment like that

2428
01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:45,100
They're going to be seeing in a blind rage

2429
01:45:45,100 --> 01:45:47,100
They're not going to think

2430
01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:49,100
They're going to be so fucking mad

2431
01:45:49,100 --> 01:45:51,100
You did that, they're going to come at you

2432
01:45:51,100 --> 01:45:53,100
So I fucking sprint

2433
01:45:53,100 --> 01:45:55,100
I tackle him into the sidelines

2434
01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:57,100
I fucking get up

2435
01:45:57,100 --> 01:45:59,100
I'm like

2436
01:45:59,100 --> 01:46:01,100
Yeah, if you talk shit

2437
01:46:01,100 --> 01:46:03,100
And you get a good first word in

2438
01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:05,100
Like you can really

2439
01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:07,100
If you get off on the right step as the

2440
01:46:07,100 --> 01:46:09,100
Shit talker, you can fuck

2441
01:46:09,100 --> 01:46:11,100
That whole person's night up

2442
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:13,100
You can make them look like a fool

2443
01:46:13,100 --> 01:46:15,100
If you just say something that gets in their head

2444
01:46:15,100 --> 01:46:17,100
And then every time you do something

2445
01:46:17,100 --> 01:46:19,100
That fucks them up after that, it just gets in

2446
01:46:19,100 --> 01:46:21,100
Their head more

2447
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:23,100
It really is

2448
01:46:23,100 --> 01:46:25,100
Oh damn

2449
01:46:25,100 --> 01:46:27,100
Casey, what else

2450
01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:29,100
You got to have a story

2451
01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:31,100
Like yeah I play baseball

2452
01:46:31,100 --> 01:46:33,100
I play basketball

2453
01:46:33,100 --> 01:46:35,100
You had the fucking bag right there

2454
01:46:35,100 --> 01:46:37,100
Yeah bro, weren't you like little fucking

2455
01:46:37,100 --> 01:46:39,100
You were like David Beckham back in the day

2456
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:41,100
Weren't you?

2457
01:46:41,100 --> 01:46:43,100
Yeah, no, no

2458
01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:45,100
I played defense bro

2459
01:46:45,100 --> 01:46:47,100
It was like

2460
01:46:47,100 --> 01:46:49,100
Not like the goal score

2461
01:46:49,100 --> 01:46:51,100
Casey, can you explain how soccer works to me

2462
01:46:51,100 --> 01:46:53,100
I know you try to get the ball and the goal

2463
01:46:53,100 --> 01:46:55,100
That's all I know, like what are the positions in soccer

2464
01:46:55,100 --> 01:46:57,100
Because I have no fucking idea

2465
01:46:57,100 --> 01:46:59,100
There's like defense, right

2466
01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:01,100
There's offense and there's midfield

2467
01:47:01,100 --> 01:47:03,100
Which is like offense and defense

2468
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:05,100
How many people in each position do you have

2469
01:47:05,100 --> 01:47:07,100
Forward, well usually

2470
01:47:07,100 --> 01:47:09,100
Like four defenders

2471
01:47:09,100 --> 01:47:11,100
Like three midfielders

2472
01:47:11,100 --> 01:47:13,100
I seriously don't know how many people are on offense

2473
01:47:13,100 --> 01:47:15,100
But like when it comes to like FIFA

2474
01:47:15,100 --> 01:47:17,100
Four midfield, two forward

2475
01:47:17,100 --> 01:47:19,100
So there's like 11?

2476
01:47:19,100 --> 01:47:21,100
Midfield plays offense and defense

2477
01:47:21,100 --> 01:47:23,100
11

2478
01:47:23,100 --> 01:47:25,100
But it's in soccer though

2479
01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:27,100
Like when you look at like the MLS and shit

2480
01:47:27,100 --> 01:47:29,100
They have different roles that

2481
01:47:29,100 --> 01:47:31,100
Aren't like positions like striker

2482
01:47:31,100 --> 01:47:33,100
And shit like that, those are the people that

2483
01:47:33,100 --> 01:47:35,100
Like people are trying to set shots up for

2484
01:47:35,100 --> 01:47:37,100
But it's not like a position

2485
01:47:37,100 --> 01:47:39,100
Right? What?

2486
01:47:39,100 --> 01:47:41,100
Like striker, that's not a position

2487
01:47:41,100 --> 01:47:43,100
Right, striker is like forward

2488
01:47:43,100 --> 01:47:45,100
Yeah, it's like a forward that serves the role

2489
01:47:45,100 --> 01:47:47,100
Of the guy who's going to try to score

2490
01:47:47,100 --> 01:47:49,100
Yeah, they're the one who they're trying to set up for the most part

2491
01:47:49,100 --> 01:47:51,100
Right? Yeah

2492
01:47:51,100 --> 01:47:53,100
So like that would be like a David Beckham type

2493
01:47:53,100 --> 01:47:55,100
Yeah, that's like your Lionel Messi

2494
01:47:55,100 --> 01:47:57,100
I think David Beckham played midfield

2495
01:47:57,100 --> 01:47:59,100
Usually like the fastest person will play

2496
01:47:59,100 --> 01:48:01,100
Center midfield

2497
01:48:01,100 --> 01:48:03,100
Like the best dribbler

2498
01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:05,100
Right, and the fastest

2499
01:48:05,100 --> 01:48:07,100
Will be like the center midfielder

2500
01:48:07,100 --> 01:48:09,100
And then like the really fast people

2501
01:48:09,100 --> 01:48:11,100
Will be on the outside wings

2502
01:48:11,100 --> 01:48:13,100
The only people I know that played soccer was David Beckham

2503
01:48:13,100 --> 01:48:15,100
And what the fuck was that one guy

2504
01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,100
The Pele, Pele

2505
01:48:17,100 --> 01:48:19,100
But bro, you got

2506
01:48:19,100 --> 01:48:21,100
Come on, you've heard Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi before

2507
01:48:21,100 --> 01:48:23,100
I've heard

2508
01:48:23,100 --> 01:48:25,100
The fucking goats

2509
01:48:25,100 --> 01:48:27,100
If you put them in a lineup I wouldn't be able to tell you who they are

2510
01:48:27,100 --> 01:48:29,100
Lionel Messi, I fucking love that guy

2511
01:48:29,100 --> 01:48:31,100
But he cost me so much money

2512
01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:33,100
I knew nothing about the fucking FIFA World Cup

2513
01:48:33,100 --> 01:48:35,100
I put 50 bucks on France to win

2514
01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:37,100
And they were like not like a colossal underdog

2515
01:48:37,100 --> 01:48:39,100
But they were like the sixth or seventh choice

2516
01:48:39,100 --> 01:48:41,100
To win

2517
01:48:41,100 --> 01:48:43,100
And I was like, fuck it, I don't know anything about it

2518
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:45,100
I was drunk one night, I'm like 50 bucks on France

2519
01:48:45,100 --> 01:48:47,100
No, it was right before it started

2520
01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:49,100
It ended up being France versus

2521
01:48:49,100 --> 01:48:51,100
Fuck

2522
01:48:51,100 --> 01:48:53,100
Where the fuck is Messi from? Argentina

2523
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:55,100
It was France versus Argentina

2524
01:48:55,100 --> 01:48:57,100
And the end of

2525
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:59,100
The game was wild, it just kept going

2526
01:48:59,100 --> 01:49:01,100
Back and forth, there was penalty kicks

2527
01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:03,100
And then Messi finally got his World Cup

2528
01:49:03,100 --> 01:49:05,100
Which apparently he hadn't won, I thought he had a bunch of them

2529
01:49:05,100 --> 01:49:07,100
But he's just played really well

2530
01:49:07,100 --> 01:49:09,100
He's played really well

2531
01:49:09,100 --> 01:49:11,100
Now he

2532
01:49:11,100 --> 01:49:13,100
Plays in Miami, he fucking caught

2533
01:49:13,100 --> 01:49:17,000
Everyone off-guard because he went to the MLS apparently the MLS has like no talent

2534
01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:20,680
that's like more or less like your American soccer league and

2535
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:23,520
Messi came over and everyone's like

2536
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:26,040
What?

2537
01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:32,320
Why is he not playing with the best players in the world? So what's your opinion on on on?

2538
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:39,260
Fucking the NFL adding teams from like England and shit. I think it's retarded

2539
01:49:39,260 --> 01:49:43,220
Yeah, it's just you you can't fuck people's sleep schedules up that much

2540
01:49:43,220 --> 01:49:47,940
I feel like it would be a huge advantage if they played at home. It's that and

2541
01:49:48,460 --> 01:49:54,140
Yeah, well, it's not even that they play at home because in theory they wouldn't have too much of an advantage

2542
01:49:54,140 --> 01:49:57,060
well, actually they would have more of an advantage than

2543
01:49:58,420 --> 01:50:01,180
Like I see the owners arguments. I don't think is ever gonna happen

2544
01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:05,840
I will say that I could see it expanding into Canada if it takes off a little bit

2545
01:50:05,840 --> 01:50:11,200
I think I think my little Mexico like I could see the NHL like Montreal would have a team fucking

2546
01:50:11,200 --> 01:50:17,120
Yeah, like shit like that like it but but London you're gonna have a tough time making a good team

2547
01:50:17,480 --> 01:50:20,520
Because for all of their away games, which is half of your game

2548
01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:25,320
Oh, they're actually thinking about taking the Jaguars and moving them to London. I know with like a team

2549
01:50:25,320 --> 01:50:29,280
I know but but their away games are going to be in America

2550
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:32,120
They're going to be the only so they're gonna be fighting that sleep

2551
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:35,640
So the argument is that they would be fighting that sleep?

2552
01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:40,100
Schedule and the time difference just as much as the teams that were visiting them

2553
01:50:40,100 --> 01:50:45,480
But it's like you see really good teams go to London and get fucked and they play fucking horrible

2554
01:50:45,480 --> 01:50:47,480
They lose to really bad teams

2555
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:57,880
Team so the Jaguars the Jaguars are considered like the the London team because every time that they play in

2556
01:50:57,880 --> 01:51:00,460
Yeah, and it's always the Jaguars versus somebody else

2557
01:51:00,460 --> 01:51:06,700
Yeah, it's Jacksonville. There's usually only like one big ticket team that goes Jaguar

2558
01:51:07,540 --> 01:51:11,500
Jaguar the Jaguars are Jacksonville. I think he means the way you're pronouncing

2559
01:51:12,780 --> 01:51:13,900
Jaguar

2560
01:51:13,900 --> 01:51:17,660
Jaguar Jaguar like quagmire. That's not how you pronounce it

2561
01:51:18,460 --> 01:51:22,580
Jaguar Jaguar war Jaguar. Yeah you way are

2562
01:51:22,580 --> 01:51:24,580
They're like

2563
01:51:25,660 --> 01:51:27,660
I'm against it. I think it

2564
01:51:27,660 --> 01:51:33,780
But I think I think I think I think I think they're looking at it is that the the Jacksonville isn't a huge like

2565
01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:36,020
market

2566
01:51:36,020 --> 01:51:38,020
Yeah, Jacksonville is like the size of Albany

2567
01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:40,620
Yeah, and like

2568
01:51:40,740 --> 01:51:45,700
London is they're bigger than Albany, but they're not as big as most of the fan bases in the NFL

2569
01:51:45,700 --> 01:51:47,700
But like it's it's like a Buffalo

2570
01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:54,060
It's type type thing but the reason why Buffalo gets in like gets that many people is because it has the basically the entirety of

2571
01:51:54,060 --> 01:51:56,060
Upstate except for the capital region

2572
01:51:56,620 --> 01:52:01,060
And even the capital region now, they're starting to be frontrunners. I mean my dad's been there since the beginning

2573
01:52:01,060 --> 01:52:06,860
No, it's like another football town is Green Bay. Like I went there for a game Green Bay is desolate

2574
01:52:06,860 --> 01:52:11,900
There's nothing within 50 miles of you. You have Milwaukee about a hundred miles away

2575
01:52:11,900 --> 01:52:17,860
That's your only major city really around there. It's just everybody in that general area

2576
01:52:17,860 --> 01:52:20,980
Like even though the towns in the middle of nowhere

2577
01:52:21,780 --> 01:52:24,180
It's like everybody around favorite team

2578
01:52:24,180 --> 01:52:27,540
But the thing is with Jacksonville you have the fucking dolphins

2579
01:52:27,540 --> 01:52:33,860
You have the Buccaneers like you already have three teams in that state that are like like everybody in Florida likes the fucking

2580
01:52:33,860 --> 01:52:36,860
Yeah, and the Jaguars are just they're an after-effect

2581
01:52:36,860 --> 01:52:42,020
So that's why and like in London, they always sell at the stadium every single time that they go to London

2582
01:52:42,020 --> 01:52:44,780
Well, they do but it's because it's the only football game that they get

2583
01:52:44,780 --> 01:52:49,580
Yeah, like you they pan the camera around to the crowd. They're wearing all different jerseys

2584
01:52:50,060 --> 01:52:56,380
It's no different than like if I rooted for like a Premier League team, like oh, I'm a huge Arsenal fan. It's like alright

2585
01:52:57,260 --> 01:52:59,260
Like why'd you pick them?

2586
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:05,540
They got a cannon bro, they got arsenal like oh guns

2587
01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:11,540
Kind of stupid to me because it's like it's just a game bro and people get so into it

2588
01:53:11,540 --> 01:53:17,420
I mean, I like I like the Giants. I like the Rangers. Why does anybody like any team? It's just like

2589
01:53:19,420 --> 01:53:22,060
A lot of people a lot of people like the Rangers

2590
01:53:22,060 --> 01:53:27,380
I mean, I like the Giants. I like the Rangers. Why does anybody like any team? It's just like

2591
01:53:27,380 --> 01:53:31,120
I think a lot of people a lot of people like like where they're from this team

2592
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:36,960
But like there's some places like out in like the Midwest that don't have a fucking team. Yeah, they represent you

2593
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:43,240
Yeah, it's like it's like kind of like how your high school team represents your town like yeah your Giants represents

2594
01:53:43,240 --> 01:53:47,920
Yes, the athletes before you say no, it's not like a war but before you say Casey

2595
01:53:47,920 --> 01:53:53,080
Yes, the athletes are from all over the world, but regardless they're representing your area

2596
01:53:53,080 --> 01:53:58,280
They're representing your area like fucking nobody knows where Buffalo is Buffalo is a look

2597
01:53:58,280 --> 01:54:01,680
I know more times like you know Buffalo is a shithole city

2598
01:54:07,560 --> 01:54:12,380
Buffalo is a bigger Albany. That's all it is. It is literally just a like

2599
01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:17,980
You take Albany you multiply it by three. It's Buffalo. That's that's really all it is

2600
01:54:17,980 --> 01:54:20,420
It's not a super big city and it's always cold

2601
01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:24,140
It's always cold the weather's shit all the time, but it's like

2602
01:54:25,180 --> 01:54:27,180
everybody who lives there

2603
01:54:27,580 --> 01:54:33,500
What else are they gonna do? Yeah, but like the thing is you got nothing when people are like, okay

2604
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:37,660
So what sports teams do you like and I'm like guess where I'm from. I like the New York Giants

2605
01:54:37,660 --> 01:54:41,620
I like the Rangers. I like the Yankees. I like the Knicks and

2606
01:54:42,900 --> 01:54:47,220
Pretty much it. Yeah, it's also like the other thing is like I grew up golden era

2607
01:54:47,220 --> 01:54:51,260
So did you Casey fucking you got the gold era you got fucking?

2608
01:54:51,660 --> 01:54:58,100
2009 New York Yankees out there with fucking Jay-z singing Empire State of Mind during the World Series like

2609
01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:03,920
With that shit that shit fucking awesome. Yeah, like it's just like yeah

2610
01:55:04,700 --> 01:55:06,700
Jay-z fucking Empire State of Mind

2611
01:55:06,700 --> 01:55:13,860
We got their dinner on the bench fuck yeah, we got a run a persona. Yeah, corn Curtis Granderson

2612
01:55:13,860 --> 01:55:15,860
Robbie can know Mariano Rivera

2613
01:55:17,340 --> 01:55:19,340
See some bad

2614
01:55:20,220 --> 01:55:27,020
You're fucking ready you do it people get so into it and upset about sports teams like get fucking upset

2615
01:55:30,020 --> 01:55:33,180
Along with it like that's what gets about something that matters

2616
01:55:33,180 --> 01:55:39,940
That's what I like about like like the stories and like football and stuff like fucking like let's go back to Super Bowl 42

2617
01:55:40,020 --> 01:55:42,060
It's my favorite Super Bowl because Giants won

2618
01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:47,220
But like there was way more to it than that the fucking undefeated New England Patriots

2619
01:55:47,220 --> 01:55:52,820
They're going fucking there 17 and oh the Giants shouldn't even fucking be in the Super Bowl. Yeah Eli court

2620
01:55:52,820 --> 01:55:58,980
Yeah, Eli Manning who looks like a fucking lost puppy fucking fucking huddle in the huddle this day

2621
01:55:58,980 --> 01:56:03,860
They're fucking there. They're hanging in there with the theme that everybody said was gonna go undefeated

2622
01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:08,340
They were gonna be the first one to go 18 and oh, yeah, and they're like in Tom Brady Tom Brady

2623
01:56:08,620 --> 01:56:14,960
Everybody in the nation outside the people who like the Patriots fucking hate it. Yeah, he's just keeps winning

2624
01:56:14,960 --> 01:56:22,060
Yeah, and he's and he got fucking the Emperor fucking Bill Belichick the coach fucking like they looked like unstoppable juggernauts

2625
01:56:22,060 --> 01:56:27,780
And this fucking underdog team from New York you got fucking Eli Manning got Plaxico Burris. You got David Tyree

2626
01:56:27,780 --> 01:56:31,840
I David Tyree was a nobody was a nobody until that catch

2627
01:56:31,940 --> 01:56:38,900
Yeah, and he was like a fourth he was like their fourth receiver like he played but like they get like a couple targets a game

2628
01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:43,580
You get like 20 yards, so they're fucking they're doing like this the end of the game. They're down by fucking

2629
01:56:43,860 --> 01:56:51,020
They're down by six there clocks running out fucking Eli looks like you get sacked you see no there's there was too much time

2630
01:56:51,260 --> 01:56:54,100
Yeah, yeah, they weren't supposed to score the touchdown

2631
01:56:54,100 --> 01:56:58,580
Yeah, but they but there was like it looked like Eli was sacked if the if the Patriots got the ball back

2632
01:56:58,580 --> 01:57:00,420
They were gonna they were gonna end it it was there

2633
01:57:00,420 --> 01:57:05,180
So it looked like there's everybody was around Eli Manning gets fucking looks like you're gonna get sex like alright

2634
01:57:05,180 --> 01:57:09,900
The game's fucking over they need to see Eli come out with a fucking dude grabbing on to his fucking jersey

2635
01:57:09,900 --> 01:57:15,300
He's Jersey literally ripped during that you can see it ripping in the in the in the in the in the photos

2636
01:57:15,300 --> 01:57:22,340
And he throws it up fucking just hail marries it fucking against Randy Moss not Randy mass moss

2637
01:57:22,340 --> 01:57:27,700
Was it Randy Moss? No, Randy Moss was a wider. No. No, I was thinking of someone thinking of the Tyree catcher

2638
01:57:27,700 --> 01:57:29,700
Aren't you? Yes, who the fuck was it against? Oh?

2639
01:57:30,300 --> 01:57:36,220
No, you're you're saying Tom Brady threw it. No no Eli. This is when David Tyree caught it on his helmet

2640
01:57:36,220 --> 01:57:42,700
Yeah, it was like one of the best defenders like that that they had fucking David Tyree's a fucking no-brainer in crow Marty

2641
01:57:42,700 --> 01:57:48,380
I can't remember who it was. He catches it on his oh is Darrell Revis. Yeah catches it on his head

2642
01:57:48,380 --> 01:57:55,960
Catches it like this and then fucking goes down fucking catches good and everybody's I oh my fucking god

2643
01:57:55,960 --> 01:57:57,820
The Giants might actually do it

2644
01:57:57,820 --> 01:58:04,240
Then at the end they fucking score a touchdown and the zoom in on Brady fucking sitting there with the red white and blue fucking

2645
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:09,940
Things because the Giants won and they just fucking sitting there doing the fucking yeah, the sad fucking sit

2646
01:58:09,940 --> 01:58:15,100
It was great. It was that was like it's like the stories like that that makes sports fucking cool and Casey

2647
01:58:15,100 --> 01:58:22,700
I have I have a story very similar to that which I think might put things into perspective a little bit because it's like

2648
01:58:23,660 --> 01:58:30,380
So the Seahawks right they were a shitty team forever my buddy drew again my drew the black adopted you

2649
01:58:31,860 --> 01:58:35,860
He so he has this white family which

2650
01:58:37,060 --> 01:58:40,160
Hey, I hate to say it. We all made jokes about him for it

2651
01:58:40,160 --> 01:58:43,360
They were horrible, but he thought they were funny, too. He really did

2652
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:47,900
He was he had a good sense of humor, but so his dad was a diehard

2653
01:58:48,260 --> 01:58:52,780
Seahawks fan his entire life the Seahawks have not done shit in forever

2654
01:58:53,340 --> 01:59:00,920
They finally make it to a Super Bowl. They blow it right yeah against the Patriots with Tom Brady again

2655
01:59:00,920 --> 01:59:04,820
Tom Brady is still on this reign of terror if he's not winning his Super Bowl

2656
01:59:04,820 --> 01:59:12,060
He breaks hearts every year because it's just like they fucking would eliminate everybody they touched in the playoffs until either the Super Bowl

2657
01:59:12,060 --> 01:59:18,380
Or the game before the Super Bowl, and it's just like he pisses you out like he fucked my chargers over and everything

2658
01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:20,660
So like I'm rooting for the Seahawks like crazy

2659
01:59:21,300 --> 01:59:24,900
So they have the best running back in the league with Marshawn Lynch former bill

2660
01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:27,700
he did run over an old lady in

2661
01:59:29,700 --> 01:59:35,060
Buffalo and it was a hit-and-run, and he didn't report it and everybody seems to forget about that happen

2662
01:59:35,060 --> 01:59:39,220
You know no, but that's the thing that's that's the I have another rant to go on after

2663
01:59:39,220 --> 01:59:45,260
You lose them, but uh but no so they had the best running back in the league. It's it's first and goal

2664
01:59:45,980 --> 01:59:48,300
All you have to do is run the ball off the guy

2665
01:59:48,940 --> 01:59:52,620
There's like ten seconds left on the clock you're down by five

2666
01:59:52,620 --> 01:59:54,260
I think so you need to touchdown

2667
01:59:54,260 --> 01:59:59,160
But you have the best running back at like your chances of scoring if you just played the same play

2668
01:59:59,300 --> 02:00:03,580
Like he's gonna get in you're a yard away like it's

2669
02:00:03,580 --> 02:00:08,460
It was like it was it was first it was second second first down yeah

2670
02:00:09,820 --> 02:00:15,800
Yeah, like it was literally like it was down to like the if you don't score on this play you lose

2671
02:00:15,940 --> 02:00:21,780
But it's like your obvious play call is running up the middle or just give this guy the ball like he will score it

2672
02:00:21,780 --> 02:00:27,380
You don't pass when you're the one yard line. I was watching videos of like Seahawks fans destroying their TVs

2673
02:00:27,380 --> 02:00:33,660
yeah, yeah, I remember so this happened and I remember we're in a whole room full of Drew's family and

2674
02:00:34,420 --> 02:00:37,260
They're all Seahawks fans. They've all waited for this move

2675
02:00:37,260 --> 02:00:41,260
They know it's a big deal to Drew's dad like none of them are like a big group

2676
02:00:41,260 --> 02:00:44,700
But there's a couple football fans that don't root for the Seahawks there that are family

2677
02:00:44,820 --> 02:00:49,020
But they all know how big of a deal it is to him. He threw this big party

2678
02:00:49,020 --> 02:00:51,340
He's waited for his team to be good for like ever

2679
02:00:51,340 --> 02:00:57,180
They finally make it and that play happened and I remember the room was just dead silent

2680
02:00:58,420 --> 02:01:03,300
This was one of those really inappropriate times to laugh, but I just couldn't help

2681
02:01:05,100 --> 02:01:07,700
Kind of was just like it was so funny

2682
02:01:08,420 --> 02:01:10,200
Nobody knew how to handle the room

2683
02:01:10,200 --> 02:01:15,780
And I just felt like my brain just couldn't help but like try to crack it up and like give it some comedic relief

2684
02:01:15,780 --> 02:01:17,780
I was like

2685
02:01:17,780 --> 02:01:25,500
And his dad just turns around who had been nothing but the sweetest like pretty quiet man up to me at this point

2686
02:01:25,500 --> 02:01:29,340
He's like Alex if you're gonna laugh leave the fucking room

2687
02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:43,020
I called my mom to pick me up because I knew how I'd feel if I was just like the Chargers

2688
02:01:43,020 --> 02:01:48,620
Finally made it to a Super Bowl and that happened and my son's smart-ass friend

2689
02:01:48,620 --> 02:01:52,180
Just can't help himself from laughing like I knew I was in the wrong

2690
02:01:52,580 --> 02:01:56,900
But I couldn't help myself and I was like I can't stay there. It was pretty funny

2691
02:01:56,900 --> 02:01:59,000
So my dad is a Broncos fan

2692
02:01:59,380 --> 02:02:06,220
Yeah, and my dad's been a Broncos fan since he was a fucking kid like John Elway era. Yeah, John Elway. So the first true

2693
02:02:07,300 --> 02:02:09,300
Mobile quarterback. Yeah

2694
02:02:09,300 --> 02:02:13,660
So he was watching I think it was Super Bowl. I forgot what Super Bowl was

2695
02:02:13,660 --> 02:02:17,340
It was the first one that Peyton Manning went to the Super Bowl with the Broncos the real

2696
02:02:17,340 --> 02:02:22,280
So the one so the one where they played the Seahawks real bad where the Seahawks fucking

2697
02:02:23,020 --> 02:02:24,340
dist

2698
02:02:24,340 --> 02:02:26,140
Destroyed the

2699
02:02:26,140 --> 02:02:29,620
Endzone and shit and fuck you is yeah, the Seahawks ran away with it, right?

2700
02:02:29,620 --> 02:02:30,060
Yeah

2701
02:02:30,060 --> 02:02:36,540
And like my dad like we have a Super Bowl party every fucking year and like my dad's like, oh fucking Broncos are in Super Bowl

2702
02:02:36,540 --> 02:02:38,540
We're gonna have like a big Super Bowl party this year

2703
02:02:38,540 --> 02:02:45,980
So fucking sitting there and then I just see like as soon as Peyton Manning fumbles the fumbles the the ball in the end zone

2704
02:02:45,980 --> 02:02:47,020
I

2705
02:02:47,020 --> 02:02:49,020
See my dad get up

2706
02:02:49,940 --> 02:02:57,020
Let's get up out of his chair and just walk upstairs into his room and just close the door and I can't see him for the

2707
02:02:57,020 --> 02:02:59,020
rest of the night

2708
02:02:59,740 --> 02:03:02,580
I'm starting to realize that like sports aren't healthy for me

2709
02:03:02,580 --> 02:03:06,700
So like the Chargers played the Cowboys this Monday night and it was a big game

2710
02:03:06,700 --> 02:03:09,140
Then it was a pretty even matchup

2711
02:03:09,140 --> 02:03:13,300
They played it in LA so the Chargers technically kind of had like the slightest bit of an upper hand

2712
02:03:13,300 --> 02:03:18,260
I remember I came home and see he loves it. She watched she watches every single Bills game

2713
02:03:18,300 --> 02:03:22,180
She's like Alex like aren't you gonna watch the Chargers game like their prime time tonight?

2714
02:03:22,180 --> 02:03:23,300
I'm like, babe

2715
02:03:23,300 --> 02:03:28,940
I got a bad feeling about tonight like I know they're gonna lose and I know it's gonna come down to some last-minute shit

2716
02:03:28,940 --> 02:03:32,860
And I'm gonna be in a pissed-off mood. I'm gonna get like mad at you and

2717
02:03:32,860 --> 02:03:36,980
And it's just like I I shouldn't care that much like and I'm tired

2718
02:03:36,980 --> 02:03:43,340
I have studying to do like I just I don't think I should watch this game because it's just gonna get me riled up

2719
02:03:43,340 --> 02:03:48,180
All I ever do when I watch my team is I get riled up and they used to be good

2720
02:03:48,220 --> 02:03:51,440
They used to make it in the playoffs. They used to make it deep in the playoffs

2721
02:03:51,440 --> 02:03:56,220
but now they just get eliminated in the first round when they blow like a 30-point lead and I

2722
02:03:56,220 --> 02:04:02,460
Can't my heart can't handle that boat boy put me on a fucking

2723
02:04:03,860 --> 02:04:05,860
Four lead because

2724
02:04:06,660 --> 02:04:13,540
In the the playoff game for the no not the playoff game is the last game of the regular season two years ago for the

2725
02:04:13,540 --> 02:04:18,700
Chargers so the determination of this game and this relates to Emily a little bit because they're Steelers

2726
02:04:18,820 --> 02:04:21,340
the Steelers would get into the playoffs if

2727
02:04:21,340 --> 02:04:27,300
Either the so the Raiders play the Chargers if the Chargers win the game

2728
02:04:27,300 --> 02:04:29,680
They're in if the Raiders win the game

2729
02:04:30,300 --> 02:04:35,300
They're in if the Raiders and the Chargers tie they both get in

2730
02:04:36,820 --> 02:04:38,300
and

2731
02:04:38,300 --> 02:04:44,340
If one of the team wins then the Steelers get in and the other team doesn't so if these two teams tie

2732
02:04:44,540 --> 02:04:46,540
They both go to the playoffs

2733
02:04:46,540 --> 02:04:52,220
So it entered this really weird situation which has never occurred in sports where?

2734
02:04:52,660 --> 02:04:58,680
There was a very long field goal with one second left on the clock that the Raiders could kick

2735
02:04:59,020 --> 02:05:02,140
They don't have a super high probability of making it

2736
02:05:02,140 --> 02:05:06,780
They do take a risk by like the kick getting blocked in return for a touchdown

2737
02:05:07,260 --> 02:05:12,180
Rather than kneeling the ball and the rare thing their position in the look the kicker right?

2738
02:05:12,540 --> 02:05:15,660
No, he's gone. No, no, they have a good kicker

2739
02:05:15,660 --> 02:05:21,780
They have a good kicker. You're thinking of a house key. Yeah, Sebastian Janikowski the Polish leg

2740
02:05:21,780 --> 02:05:26,700
Yes, people call them now. He was not their kicker at this point, but they had a good kicker

2741
02:05:28,560 --> 02:05:33,380
Janikowski's been gone for a while. I think he retired a handful years ago, but um

2742
02:05:34,100 --> 02:05:38,460
no, so they could have just kneeled this ball down and both teams gonna made the playoffs and

2743
02:05:38,460 --> 02:05:45,860
And it looked like they were gonna kneel it but the Chargers coach called a timeout for some reason and

2744
02:05:46,740 --> 02:05:51,000
Because the the Raiders got irritated by them calling the timeout

2745
02:05:51,540 --> 02:05:58,060
The Raiders sent their kicking unit onto the field and they kicked the field goal and they won the game. That's fucking funny

2746
02:05:58,060 --> 02:06:02,860
I'm a Raiders fan. So they were gonna kneel it out and let the Chargers go to the playoffs

2747
02:06:02,860 --> 02:06:05,780
They they had like a gentleman's agreement of like a man

2748
02:06:05,780 --> 02:06:08,260
Like we could probably bump you out right now

2749
02:06:09,140 --> 02:06:14,740
But like we don't want to risk the field goal and you run it back or anything. So like we're just gonna kneel it

2750
02:06:15,220 --> 02:06:19,300
As a Raiders fan, I'd like to rub that in your face. Yeah. Well, you didn't even know what happened

2751
02:06:19,300 --> 02:06:23,300
So it's not gonna piss me off. Like I said, I don't care really about I know

2752
02:06:24,100 --> 02:06:31,140
Like that shit happened and when I was watching that game like Mike boat boy, he doesn't know anything about football

2753
02:06:31,140 --> 02:06:34,340
He'll admit that like he jokes about it. Yeah

2754
02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:39,860
We're watching sports ball like yeah, he likes hockey, but he doesn't even really watch hockey that much

2755
02:06:39,860 --> 02:06:45,700
He understands the rules of it. I know I just don't care. Yeah, but uh, but no so boat boy

2756
02:06:46,260 --> 02:06:50,580
Is just he hooks me up to the monitor and he's just like Alex. Why are you getting so mad about this?

2757
02:06:51,060 --> 02:06:56,580
And it's like I realize now it runs in my family. It runs in the McDonald blood we

2758
02:06:57,300 --> 02:07:01,300
We get too pissed off about sports and my dad's a Bills fan

2759
02:07:01,300 --> 02:07:05,700
So they lost the four Super Bowls like I had to give him a heart attack. Yeah, and like I

2760
02:07:06,260 --> 02:07:09,620
Won with the fuck it came down to the fucking yeah, the Scott Norwood kick

2761
02:07:09,620 --> 02:07:11,620
Yeah, and uh

2762
02:07:11,620 --> 02:07:17,060
Yeah, so um, I hear stories about those days for my mom and they aren't very pretty

2763
02:07:17,780 --> 02:07:24,180
And it's like the same shit with me. I get too into it my heart rate like I legitimately like

2764
02:07:24,740 --> 02:07:29,460
Have borderline arrhythmia as watching football like it stresses me out that much

2765
02:07:29,460 --> 02:07:33,620
And it is ridiculous. So that's why CC's like oh, you're not even a real fan

2766
02:07:33,620 --> 02:07:35,620
You're not gonna watch the game and it's like no

2767
02:07:36,100 --> 02:07:39,540
I want them to win. I'd love to watch them and see them win

2768
02:07:39,540 --> 02:07:45,940
But I don't believe that they're going to and I'm not ready for heartbreak. So what happened this last week with the Chargers?

2769
02:07:46,580 --> 02:07:52,340
So the Chargers could have kicked a field goal from the Cowboys 10 yard line with time expiring

2770
02:07:52,820 --> 02:07:56,660
To tie the game and send it to overtime, but instead they went for it

2771
02:07:56,660 --> 02:07:58,660
on fourth and 10

2772
02:07:59,300 --> 02:08:01,300
fourth and goal and

2773
02:08:01,540 --> 02:08:06,420
The wide receiver apparently just dropped the ball the charges the Chargers could have won the game

2774
02:08:06,420 --> 02:08:10,660
They went for the win when they could have tied it and it was like CC's like oh

2775
02:08:10,980 --> 02:08:16,660
Did you hear what happened in the Chargers game last night and even that pissed me off a little bit because like yeah

2776
02:08:16,980 --> 02:08:20,020
But like do you also see why I didn't watch it last night?

2777
02:08:20,020 --> 02:08:23,700
Like do you realize how bad of a mood that would have put me in like

2778
02:08:23,700 --> 02:08:26,900
And it's ridiculous. It is like why do you care?

2779
02:08:27,300 --> 02:08:31,940
But you do why do you care? There's no reason I can't give you a justification

2780
02:08:32,500 --> 02:08:38,660
It's from San Diego, but it's the bragging rights. They play in LA now Casey get with the times fuck off

2781
02:08:38,980 --> 02:08:44,660
But you fucking it's like it's I think it's the shit talking to be honest

2782
02:08:44,980 --> 02:08:46,660
It's the fact that you know

2783
02:08:46,660 --> 02:08:51,620
That any of your buddies who pay attention in the sport when they hear that you're a chargers fan

2784
02:08:51,620 --> 02:08:57,460
They could be like, oh hey, you remember when the judges were up by fucking 28 in the playoffs last year

2785
02:08:57,460 --> 02:09:03,780
And the fucking Jaguars came back and beat them. It's like yeah, we were on our way to Buffalo in a fucking car

2786
02:09:04,340 --> 02:09:09,380
Driven by fucking CC's friend Shelby and CC in the back. I'm in the front

2787
02:09:09,380 --> 02:09:12,900
I'm super happy the first half and CC goes why are you getting so quiet?

2788
02:09:12,900 --> 02:09:16,900
I'm like, I know they have such a good lead, but I'm like they're gonna blow it like I know this team

2789
02:09:16,900 --> 02:09:19,300
They're gonna blow it. This is gonna be a hard game

2790
02:09:19,300 --> 02:09:25,380
They're gonna blow it this is gonna be a heart-wrenching loss and that is exactly what happened

2791
02:09:25,700 --> 02:09:27,700
Hmm, and then like we get to the hotel

2792
02:09:28,420 --> 02:09:30,500
For the Bills game who are playing in the playoff

2793
02:09:30,500 --> 02:09:35,620
They won their playoff game that we went to but like CC's like why are you being such a bummer?

2794
02:09:35,780 --> 02:09:43,420
Why aren't you in a good mood? It's like my team just got fucking eliminated in the most humiliating way fucking possible

2795
02:09:43,420 --> 02:09:48,740
I'm gonna hear about this for fucking years. You hear that? I'm gonna hear about this for fucking years

2796
02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:54,100
For my friends you think the fucking Dolphins fans are just gonna let me get away with that

2797
02:09:54,100 --> 02:09:57,940
I lost a fucking 28 fucking point lead

2798
02:09:57,940 --> 02:10:01,900
I know I didn't have any influence on but I'm gonna hear shit about this forever

2799
02:10:02,540 --> 02:10:06,540
It's like it's your manhood. It's your manhood at stake there

2800
02:10:06,540 --> 02:10:13,420
You root for your team you talk shit about other teams all year because you're think your teams all that and then like something

2801
02:10:13,420 --> 02:10:18,460
Like that happens. You can't defend yourself. You know, what happened was embarrassing

2802
02:10:18,460 --> 02:10:24,820
Your team choked they choked hard. How do you think I feel about the fucking Giants right now? I'm just like, yep

2803
02:10:26,300 --> 02:10:31,220
Fucking Daniel Jones reading the defense where he's just like they zoom in on his camera

2804
02:10:32,500 --> 02:10:35,020
On the camera on the defense. He's down by like 30

2805
02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:40,900
He's just like he's reading the defense and like trying to figure out like make adjustments of the goal line

2806
02:10:40,900 --> 02:10:42,900
He's looking at the defense is like

2807
02:10:42,900 --> 02:10:47,900
It's like this guy is getting paid 45 million dollars a year

2808
02:10:49,900 --> 02:10:54,980
And they paid him I know and I'm pissed they franchise tag seq one. Yeah. Yeah, so

2809
02:10:55,980 --> 02:11:00,260
He doesn't he's gonna leave at the end of this. Yeah, the Johnny's still good. Yeah

2810
02:11:00,260 --> 02:11:04,580
He's not trying right now. No, he's not. He's like, why would I try?

2811
02:11:04,580 --> 02:11:07,940
He's like you fucking put a you put fucking the money on fucking Daniel Jones

2812
02:11:07,940 --> 02:11:13,060
Instead of sake one when sake one is the ones you should have put the fucking money on and Daniel Jones was not nearly

2813
02:11:13,060 --> 02:11:17,620
This bad last year. No, no, he wasn't he wasn't good by any stretch

2814
02:11:17,620 --> 02:11:21,540
He's kind of got a real fun is serviceable. Did he get like a fucking brain damage or something?

2815
02:11:21,540 --> 02:11:25,540
Like if you built like a solid team around him, he can win. Yes Super Bowl

2816
02:11:25,540 --> 02:11:30,580
Yeah, he's just like he's not like fucking elite. He's not he's not he's not a playmaker

2817
02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:32,580
But if you get open, he'll throw the ball to you

2818
02:11:32,580 --> 02:11:38,500
Like Eli was the perfect amount of retarded for the Giants like yeah, he was like

2819
02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:44,980
Like he didn't like react to pressure because he was too stupid. Yeah, and that's what the Giants need at that point

2820
02:11:44,980 --> 02:11:51,380
That's the thing that pissed me off is like there's always the argument of like who is better of the draft class of 2004

2821
02:11:51,380 --> 02:11:59,140
You got Philip Rivers Eli Manning and Ben Ben Roethlisberger and everybody's like everybody always says big Ben and Eli because of the stats

2822
02:11:59,140 --> 02:12:06,420
But if you look at Philip Rivers, he has better stats than them in every single category in a shitty team

2823
02:12:06,420 --> 02:12:10,900
Yeah, and shitty team year after year and everybody shits on him

2824
02:12:10,900 --> 02:12:14,580
Like he fucking played against the Patriots on a torn ACL

2825
02:12:14,580 --> 02:12:19,620
He's the only quarterback in NFL history to have played a game with an active torn ACL

2826
02:12:19,620 --> 02:12:25,700
Yeah, and it's like he just put a knee brace on and he's like well if you put the back up in

2827
02:12:25,700 --> 02:12:31,540
We're done like I'll do respect. He's a nice guy, but he ain't gonna win the game

2828
02:12:31,540 --> 02:12:37,620
He's fucking like he started more games than any quarterback in a row in NFL history. Yeah

2829
02:12:37,620 --> 02:12:45,460
So he never was injured Eli actually got drafted by the Chargers. Yeah, no, he was drafted first overall

2830
02:12:45,460 --> 02:12:47,460
for the Chargers

2831
02:12:47,460 --> 02:12:48,340
No, sorry

2832
02:12:48,340 --> 02:12:52,420
He was drafted fourth overall in the 2004 draft by the Chargers

2833
02:12:52,420 --> 02:12:56,100
And then the Giants drafted Philip Rivers

2834
02:12:56,100 --> 02:12:57,140
And then they traded

2835
02:12:57,140 --> 02:12:58,580
Yes, and Eli Manning

2836
02:12:58,580 --> 02:13:00,100
What a weird parallel universe that was Ben

2837
02:13:00,100 --> 02:13:05,220
Which is really really weird because you want to know who the Chargers quarterback was at the time

2838
02:13:05,220 --> 02:13:05,940
Who?

2839
02:13:05,940 --> 02:13:07,140
Drew Brees

2840
02:13:07,140 --> 02:13:08,420
Right, oh I forgot about that

2841
02:13:08,420 --> 02:13:15,860
And he was really good and nobody understood why the Chargers were like dude what the fuck

2842
02:13:15,860 --> 02:13:20,660
Like you have a Pro Bowl coach, you have a Pro Bowl coach, you have a Pro Bowl coach

2843
02:13:20,660 --> 02:13:23,140
You have a Pro Bowl quarterback

2844
02:13:23,140 --> 02:13:24,660
Super Bowl winning quarterback eventually

2845
02:13:24,660 --> 02:13:32,020
Yeah dude that dude had his own Cinderella story with fucking Hurricane Katrina and bringing that city back to life

2846
02:13:32,020 --> 02:13:35,460
That was a miracle on ice and football

2847
02:13:35,460 --> 02:13:37,300
Like that's like the thing that I'm saying though

2848
02:13:37,300 --> 02:13:39,300
And the Chargers traded him

2849
02:13:39,300 --> 02:13:44,500
Yeah, but like that's the thing that's the thing that I'm like talking about like with like the stories that happen with sports like

2850
02:13:45,220 --> 02:13:48,900
Fucking New Orleans needed that fucking needed that fucking boost

2851
02:13:48,900 --> 02:13:53,780
Like they were fucking they had Hurricane Katrina everything was fucked and the fucking

2852
02:13:54,340 --> 02:14:00,180
Then the fucking uh the Saints that fucking got kicked the shit kicked out of them constantly

2853
02:14:00,180 --> 02:14:03,140
They went to Super Bowl for that fucking city and that city went fucking nuts

2854
02:14:03,140 --> 02:14:06,580
Yeah and the weird thing is is that Drew Brees was young too

2855
02:14:06,580 --> 02:14:09,780
Like he was what any team would see as a franchise quarterback

2856
02:14:09,780 --> 02:14:12,260
Like the guy you want to build your team around

2857
02:14:12,260 --> 02:14:14,580
Train man's gonna be like this episode sucks

2858
02:14:15,620 --> 02:14:16,100
Whatever

2859
02:14:16,820 --> 02:14:17,540
You can get over it

2860
02:14:17,540 --> 02:14:22,180
Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure a couple people listen to the pay attention to football

2861
02:14:22,740 --> 02:14:24,900
Like yeah bro. I listen to football

2862
02:14:24,900 --> 02:14:25,700
Dude fuck off

2863
02:14:29,300 --> 02:14:34,900
Talking about which CC was like Alex you like the first year we were together you watched every single Yankees game

2864
02:14:34,900 --> 02:14:37,940
What happened this year? I'm like, well, babe, they fucking suck

2865
02:14:38,980 --> 02:14:40,980
We went to a Yankees game this year

2866
02:14:41,300 --> 02:14:46,420
They had the worst first inning and baseball goes back like over 100 years as

2867
02:14:46,420 --> 02:14:52,740
I hope we all know yeah, but um the Yankees had their worst first inning since 1960

2868
02:14:53,860 --> 02:15:01,540
At the game we went to they were playing the Minnesota Twins and the ex-Astro the ex-cheating

2869
02:15:02,100 --> 02:15:07,380
Astro Carlos Correa led the game off with a first pitch home run

2870
02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:16,020
And from that point on it was just like oh my god, this was the same holiday holiday. I'm talking like a British person

2871
02:15:16,020 --> 02:15:18,740
This was the first vacation I went on with her in New York City

2872
02:15:18,740 --> 02:15:21,220
The one we were talking about about that out there

2873
02:15:21,220 --> 02:15:25,220
And we went to this game and it was just like by the end of the first game by the end of the first thing

2874
02:15:25,220 --> 02:15:29,380
It was nine zero and she's like, oh my god. I'm sorry. It's such a rough start to the game

2875
02:15:30,420 --> 02:15:34,820
I want to go I want to leave no and she was like why are you in a bad mood?

2876
02:15:34,820 --> 02:15:36,820
I was like babe

2877
02:15:37,460 --> 02:15:42,580
Like I get it. I know you don't understand but like I'm embarrassed to be

2878
02:15:43,140 --> 02:15:49,540
In the stadium right now like this if I was hurts if I went to that if I went to that Giants Cowboys game

2879
02:15:49,540 --> 02:15:54,180
Like that for the first one of the season if I were at the stadium, I would have left. Yeah, I would have been like

2880
02:15:54,180 --> 02:15:58,420
Well, I did I did leave the Yankees game in this and she's like do you want to stay?

2881
02:15:58,420 --> 02:16:02,020
I'm like my line and she she makes fun of me to this to this day

2882
02:16:02,020 --> 02:16:08,660
But my like one liner in this situation because I'll pissed off. I wasn't like babe if we stay till the end of this game

2883
02:16:09,620 --> 02:16:11,620
That bar is gonna run out of beer

2884
02:16:13,060 --> 02:16:14,580
She was like

2885
02:16:14,580 --> 02:16:18,340
Yeah, why don't we just like why don't we just get dinner?

2886
02:16:18,660 --> 02:16:25,220
Somewhere like let's try to find a rooftop bar. Other rooftop bars were closed. We ended up at some dive by her house

2887
02:16:26,180 --> 02:16:29,300
Just drinking Coors lights out of a bottle just fucking angry

2888
02:16:29,300 --> 02:16:34,820
When I ended up doing actually for that. Great. I did uh, it's stupid. It is it is stupid

2889
02:16:34,820 --> 02:16:40,820
How you let sports teams affect you this way, but when they win man, you're like it's the high the highs the highs

2890
02:16:40,820 --> 02:16:42,820
The lows are low

2891
02:16:42,820 --> 02:16:47,220
Yeah, like nobody's gonna talk shit about you because like they know you're not a bandwagon

2892
02:16:47,780 --> 02:16:49,620
Like they know you're not a bandwagon fan

2893
02:16:49,620 --> 02:16:54,340
They know you've been rooting for this team for years and it's like as much as you want to fucking just hate them

2894
02:16:54,340 --> 02:17:00,900
Because there's always the team that wins the super bowl or the world series or whatever no matter what there's just always

2895
02:17:01,380 --> 02:17:05,700
People that are so hateable on the team. Yeah, like tom brady was great at that

2896
02:17:05,700 --> 02:17:09,860
He was such a good villain. Like yeah, like and like that's that's another thing with the sports

2897
02:17:09,860 --> 02:17:14,980
You have like the hero and villain stories. Yeah, like a rod was a villain poppy was a villain

2898
02:17:15,460 --> 02:17:20,340
But like if you rooted for that team, you're like, I love yeah, I thought that's my fucking dude

2899
02:17:20,340 --> 02:17:22,340
He pisses people off. Yeah

2900
02:17:22,340 --> 02:17:27,460
Like if you look at like tom brady fucking villain fucking jj watt fucking hero

2901
02:17:27,460 --> 02:17:34,500
Yeah, like it's very rare that you see like true winners that when a lot of games get that hero status like jj

2902
02:17:34,500 --> 02:17:38,820
Watt is a rare one. He like because that dude he would like not just like do the football

2903
02:17:38,820 --> 02:17:44,820
He like fucking did everything for houston. Yeah, like fucking like did everything for houston. They had like people like fucking

2904
02:17:46,100 --> 02:17:50,020
Michael straight hand like fucking hero status like but but like

2905
02:17:50,020 --> 02:17:52,020
I'm talking like you got to think like

2906
02:17:52,260 --> 02:17:57,620
Super stardom like there's three that I can think of in our time that reach that status and that's michael jordan

2907
02:17:57,620 --> 02:18:00,580
Yep, actually there's four you got michael jordan

2908
02:18:01,620 --> 02:18:08,340
Obviously, yeah, derrick jeter because like they're just class act people like they're just well jordan talks shit

2909
02:18:08,660 --> 02:18:12,900
But jordan was also just the best that ever played the game and then he has yeah

2910
02:18:12,900 --> 02:18:19,620
Shoes and shit. Yeah, like and like jeter wasn't the best that ever played the game, but you're just such a good sport

2911
02:18:19,620 --> 02:18:23,300
Like jordan is still a household name. Yeah hasn't been in the league for what like yeah

2912
02:18:23,300 --> 02:18:27,860
Yeah, and like people are like oh lebron's better and it's like in the back of your mind. Everybody knows it's like nah

2913
02:18:27,860 --> 02:18:33,860
It's like it's michael jordan. It's like oh, yes. Does he have does he have a fucking billion dollar shoe company?

2914
02:18:35,300 --> 02:18:38,660
Well, actually lebron does yes, he does now yeah, yeah

2915
02:18:38,660 --> 02:18:46,340
He is through nike. Yeah, but like but like jordan has jordan's jordan's yeah jordan's signature, but it's it's not even just the shoes though

2916
02:18:46,340 --> 02:18:50,260
It's just like he was undisputably the greatest of all time and with jeter

2917
02:18:50,260 --> 02:18:56,020
He wasn't the greatest of all time, but he was a ridiculously good player that like he was just respectful

2918
02:18:56,020 --> 02:18:58,660
He wasn't like he would never talk shit

2919
02:18:58,900 --> 02:19:02,500
He would just like play his game and even if he got beat by him

2920
02:19:02,500 --> 02:19:06,580
He'd just be like fuck. He can't be mad at the guy. Like he's just good. He's just a good guy

2921
02:19:06,580 --> 02:19:11,700
He got him and then there's two others I can think of and I think casey can name them both. They're both soccer players

2922
02:19:12,420 --> 02:19:13,940
recently

2923
02:19:13,940 --> 02:19:19,940
Who are two players that you just I don't know messy messy. That's what yeah, that's the list of the two

2924
02:19:19,940 --> 02:19:25,940
I think it's because like ronaldo. He's not same thing. He's not the greatest of all time, but he's just like you gotta love him

2925
02:19:26,740 --> 02:19:30,180
And then messy he has that greatest of all time argument

2926
02:19:30,180 --> 02:19:33,300
But like I want to talk about villains too like the sports villains

2927
02:19:33,300 --> 02:19:39,460
Sports villains are a special thing. Yeah, curry has fallen under that category before fucking brady brady

2928
02:19:40,100 --> 02:19:48,020
Mike tyson mike tyson mike tyson everybody who was in that fucking patrick mahomes is starting to get that villain that villain

2929
02:19:48,020 --> 02:19:52,740
Yeah, travis kelsey. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, especially since he started dating taylor swett

2930
02:19:52,740 --> 02:19:55,700
Because now everybody everybody kind of hated him before yeah

2931
02:19:55,700 --> 02:19:58,660
Unless you were a chiefs fan because the dude is just so full of himself

2932
02:19:58,660 --> 02:20:01,140
But now that he's dating Taylor, he's dating the guy he's dating

2933
02:20:01,140 --> 02:20:05,780
He's so full of himself, but now that he's dating taylor swift and there's like all these girls that pretend

2934
02:20:05,780 --> 02:20:09,380
They like the nfl. It just makes him so easily hateable

2935
02:20:09,620 --> 02:20:14,580
You fucking hate that guy like there's like special ones like tyson was like he wasn't just a villain

2936
02:20:14,660 --> 02:20:19,940
He was a fucking monster. Yeah, he was a boogeyman the mcgregor mcgregor was in that category

2937
02:20:20,500 --> 02:20:24,660
Man of like the fucking like like there's people who are like the boogeyman of their sports

2938
02:20:25,300 --> 02:20:26,660
like tyson

2939
02:20:26,660 --> 02:20:32,980
Everybody was afraid of him like like even like even outside of the ring people were terrified of mike tyson

2940
02:20:33,780 --> 02:20:40,900
Like mcgregor he's kind of got like that like that like that that love but like he's not at that level that tyson was like

2941
02:20:41,220 --> 02:20:44,900
Even outside the ring. You're just like mike tyson can fucking kill me

2942
02:20:45,380 --> 02:20:50,020
Yeah, I always think of being a yankees fan growing up david ortiz

2943
02:20:50,020 --> 02:20:56,580
Um, like when you were a yankees fan and they was like like especially back in that golden era when you got like fucking

2944
02:20:57,220 --> 02:21:00,500
like a rod the the red sox got like um,

2945
02:21:00,900 --> 02:21:02,580
dustin pedroya

2946
02:21:02,580 --> 02:21:07,700
Fucking dice k matzoozaka like they had like this stock team of people that were the

2947
02:21:08,820 --> 02:21:11,060
Fucking red sox and this isn't even just me

2948
02:21:11,140 --> 02:21:15,940
It's just like the yankees get like that cowboys title in the mlb because it's like oh, yeah

2949
02:21:15,940 --> 02:21:22,740
They have the biggest fan base and it's like really not that good. Obviously. It's hard to justify like for us

2950
02:21:22,740 --> 02:21:26,660
It's not hard to justify because we live in fucking new york. You can root for that team like sure

2951
02:21:26,660 --> 02:21:31,940
They're usually pretty good. But like you also live there like I grew up at yankees fan. I was never anything else

2952
02:21:32,100 --> 02:21:37,220
Yeah, but it's like the red sox are so good at building a hateable roster

2953
02:21:37,700 --> 02:21:42,920
Of just people that look like those fucking asshole bostonians like they look like massholes

2954
02:21:42,920 --> 02:21:47,560
They always have a bunch of white dudes with red beards

2955
02:21:48,200 --> 02:21:50,760
And then there's one just they always just have one

2956
02:21:51,080 --> 02:21:57,320
Brolic black dude that just picks fights with everyone and it's just like they are so hateable

2957
02:21:57,720 --> 02:22:03,720
David or tz is the most showboaty like fucking like but he's also like outside of the game

2958
02:22:03,720 --> 02:22:10,120
He's respectful and he's funny. But when he's in the game, you can tell he's just a fucking warrior. He's goblin mode

2959
02:22:10,120 --> 02:22:16,120
No, you know goblin mode, you know who else fucking got villain status who fucking uh, goddamn

2960
02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:19,080
What was his name the quarterback for the seahawks that went to the broncos? Oh

2961
02:22:20,040 --> 02:22:23,640
Russell wilson. Yeah, he like he went for my hero status the villain status

2962
02:22:24,040 --> 02:22:30,200
I think I I don't know because it was just like I feel like most people are actually pretty happy for him

2963
02:22:30,520 --> 02:22:34,680
Because it's like you he caught so much shit for that

2964
02:22:34,680 --> 02:22:40,520
Superbowl against the patriots and then the next year how they just fucking waffle stomped the broncos

2965
02:22:40,760 --> 02:22:45,560
It was just like it's patrick's another villain. Yeah, like the cocky. Oh, uh

2966
02:22:46,440 --> 02:22:52,920
Young kid. I don't think ryan fitzpatrick is he don't he doesn't fit the villain role because he was never a good quarterback, but

2967
02:22:53,720 --> 02:22:56,120
Every time when people are like oh, he's gonna retire

2968
02:22:56,440 --> 02:23:01,000
He's he would get a job as a backup quarterback on the team their starter would go down

2969
02:23:01,000 --> 02:23:06,680
And then you could just and it would just be this dogshit team that he'd lead to like four or five wins in a row

2970
02:23:07,240 --> 02:23:11,720
And then the team would stall out but year after year just on a different team

2971
02:23:11,720 --> 02:23:17,960
He would make this thing like fitzpatrick's fucking good again, and he just looks and he just knew he was a meme

2972
02:23:18,120 --> 02:23:22,200
He's just wearing these big sunglasses. He grows out this fucking beard

2973
02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:29,880
He's like he would just look like your most stereotypical white dude that just wants to like have a bonfire and get drunk every weekend

2974
02:23:29,880 --> 02:23:31,880
Like he just was like, oh, yeah

2975
02:23:32,600 --> 02:23:37,480
Yeah, I know I ain't good but like you see what I did the last couple weeks

2976
02:23:38,520 --> 02:23:41,960
Can go either way like he's kind of in his forming phase

2977
02:23:41,960 --> 02:23:48,680
I feel like he can go as a as a bills like not fan but sympathizer because of my whole family

2978
02:23:48,840 --> 02:23:51,920
I fucking hate job or off your bills sympathizer bills

2979
02:23:51,920 --> 02:23:55,800
I'm a bill sympathizer because like they go through so much hurt and I want to

2980
02:23:55,800 --> 02:24:01,480
Build sympathizers, but I'm also a Giants fan. So it doesn't really matter for that. But like I'm a bill sympathizer as well

2981
02:24:01,640 --> 02:24:04,680
I remember my dad the whole time I was growing up when the charges were good

2982
02:24:04,680 --> 02:24:09,640
But they weren't like they like they were making playoffs every year and they weren't winning a Super Bowl

2983
02:24:09,640 --> 02:24:15,480
My dad would get so pissed off at me because he'd be like, oh my team hasn't made the fucking playoffs in 12 years

2984
02:24:16,120 --> 02:24:19,160
Like my my I watched I watched four

2985
02:24:19,720 --> 02:24:24,640
consecutive Super Bowls get lost by my team like you can't complain about your team getting eliminated in the play

2986
02:24:24,640 --> 02:24:26,640
Why don't you just stop watching then?

2987
02:24:26,920 --> 02:24:29,360
Yeah, I get it from that argument too

2988
02:24:29,360 --> 02:24:33,200
But it was just like the longest time my dad gave me shit about being a Chargers fan

2989
02:24:33,480 --> 02:24:38,480
Until he finally realized like one time like now that the bills are starting to get good again

2990
02:24:38,480 --> 02:24:41,080
And he had watched me watch so many Chargers game

2991
02:24:41,080 --> 02:24:44,280
He's like how like I know you haven't made it to the Super Bowl

2992
02:24:44,280 --> 02:24:49,040
But like I'm starting to realize the that the Chargers are just as bad at choking as the bills

2993
02:24:49,600 --> 02:24:53,360
He's like you guys really do lose in like humiliating ways

2994
02:24:53,360 --> 02:24:55,840
Like it has to be hard to root for them

2995
02:24:58,040 --> 02:25:03,320
Giants fan is is the funniest fan group because even the NFL like like like teams

2996
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:08,600
There's like the Giants are the only team that booze their own team like you hear like guys man's going

2997
02:25:12,160 --> 02:25:15,880
Like if the Giants don't win a Super Bowl they're garbage

2998
02:25:15,880 --> 02:25:20,920
Yeah, disgraceful fuck you if the Giants do in a Super Bowl, they're like you're gonna do it again next year, right?

2999
02:25:20,920 --> 02:25:27,240
Like you can't win as a Giants player. You're like it's like either you win the Super Bowl and they're like, alright good

3000
02:25:27,240 --> 02:25:30,920
That's what you're supposed to do now do it again or you're fucking awful

3001
02:25:30,920 --> 02:25:35,760
You shouldn't even be in the do the loudest booze. I have heard in my entire life

3002
02:25:35,760 --> 02:25:40,400
We're at that Yankees game that I went to with my girlfriend and Carlos Correa

3003
02:25:40,440 --> 02:25:45,040
Hit a second home run in the second inning to make it 10 nothing

3004
02:25:45,560 --> 02:25:48,000
Because it was like alright, maybe we'll bounce back

3005
02:25:48,000 --> 02:25:52,640
We'll hang out for one inning like who knows like the the Yankees haven't even came up to bat yet

3006
02:25:52,640 --> 02:25:57,760
And they went like one two three like three outs didn't get a hit and it's like no

3007
02:25:57,760 --> 02:26:02,880
We're just gonna fucking lose this game brutally. So Correa comes out of how pissed off he was

3008
02:26:04,040 --> 02:26:09,980
Yeah, and I was at the game and I remember that was actually so I didn't talk to Goodman for fucking

3009
02:26:10,560 --> 02:26:17,120
since that whole thing went down here and I remember he texted me because he was at the game too and

3010
02:26:17,120 --> 02:26:21,940
Like now me and him are chill again because like it's like a shared trauma

3011
02:26:22,600 --> 02:26:25,400
Being at that game because he's like dude. I'm in the box seats

3012
02:26:25,400 --> 02:26:30,360
Like I didn't know you were here and then like I just texted him back and it was like dude

3013
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:32,920
This is hard to watch. He's like I know

3014
02:26:34,560 --> 02:26:40,560
It was like I'm depressed man. It's like yeah, dude, like we really came up here from fucking Albany

3015
02:26:40,560 --> 02:26:43,840
I mean we really came down here from Albany and this is what happened

3016
02:26:43,840 --> 02:26:49,800
And it's like then I got to deal with my girlfriend like being like, oh well, I bought the tickets

3017
02:26:49,800 --> 02:26:52,320
I really thought it was gonna be a good time

3018
02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:58,220
And it's like then you got to be like no I had a great time on yeah. No, no, it's really good

3019
02:26:58,360 --> 02:27:00,360
It's really good. No, it's fantastic

3020
02:27:02,560 --> 02:27:04,920
So the next day we fucking wake up and

3021
02:27:05,920 --> 02:27:10,840
We hang out with her cousin for a little bit. We smoke. I have a borderline panic attack. I

3022
02:27:10,840 --> 02:27:17,240
I don't know why then the cousin takes too long to drop us off at the 911 Memorial and

3023
02:27:18,760 --> 02:27:24,040
We're five minutes too late to go on a tour of it. And that was like our whole plan for the day

3024
02:27:24,160 --> 02:27:28,040
So like the whole trip was just a wash the two things

3025
02:27:28,040 --> 02:27:32,680
I really wanted to do just went horribly wrong and she's like, oh, I'm so sorry

3026
02:27:33,560 --> 02:27:35,560
Like I really wish you had a good time

3027
02:27:36,040 --> 02:27:37,360
it's like

3028
02:27:37,360 --> 02:27:41,160
Then you just gotta like do that man thing. You got a man up and lie, bro

3029
02:27:41,160 --> 02:27:43,640
You could get a man up and lie and say that

3030
02:27:45,640 --> 02:27:47,400
Joseph Pfeiffer

3031
02:27:47,400 --> 02:27:52,040
Shut the fuck up, but you just gotta pretend you had a good time. It's like oh no

3032
02:27:52,040 --> 02:27:56,220
Oh, no, that's so great. And then like I find myself like

3033
02:27:57,040 --> 02:27:59,920
Looking forward to getting Chick-fil-a when I get back to New Jersey

3034
02:28:01,560 --> 02:28:03,560
It's like well at least I got to go to Chick-fil-a

3035
02:28:03,560 --> 02:28:09,840
Chick-fil-a it's if that's your thought coming back from a vacation it went bad

3036
02:28:11,240 --> 02:28:13,240
At least I got to have Chick-fil-a

3037
02:28:14,080 --> 02:28:16,320
They saw the shake machine wasn't working

3038
02:28:17,720 --> 02:28:19,720
Well now we got chick-fil-a

3039
02:28:20,120 --> 02:28:23,120
Now we do Casey. Do you think we should have a break and come back?

3040
02:28:23,120 --> 02:28:28,560
Yeah, I don't think we I don't think we should end it. I think we need to get off the topic of sports though

3041
02:28:28,560 --> 02:28:36,080
Because Casey has been removed he's just been entirely Casey is just a host without a mic right now

3042
02:28:37,680 --> 02:28:44,120
Look bro sports are just they're just god damn it Tyler Tyler we fucked this up

3043
02:28:45,520 --> 02:28:51,960
Tyler we should have shut up a while ago god damn. I enjoyed the last hour and a half of my life

3044
02:28:51,960 --> 02:28:53,960
No, you didn't I did

3045
02:28:53,960 --> 02:28:59,800
You sound like me fucking trying to calm my girlfriend down after they made this trip right now

3046
02:29:00,080 --> 02:29:04,360
No, you did not enjoy yourself. You're just trying to lie to me

3047
02:29:04,360 --> 02:29:07,400
It's one of those things like we're almost at 1 a.m.

3048
02:29:07,400 --> 02:29:11,920
Oh my god, it's almost 1. Yeah, so I'm like I think it might be time to wrap up

3049
02:29:11,920 --> 02:29:15,800
What how many hours we got in this? Oh two and a half. Yeah, that's about right. I can't

3050
02:29:15,800 --> 02:29:23,760
In any event like us on Facebook and Twitter and send us an email god damn it

3051
02:29:24,840 --> 02:29:26,840
We know you're listening

3052
02:29:27,020 --> 02:29:31,760
Hit that subscribe button. We're still waiting on our actual we got first real

3053
02:29:32,960 --> 02:29:37,360
What we had 300 views last week or something, right? It's all by bots. It's gotta be

3054
02:29:38,880 --> 02:29:43,520
Until we get a legit email not one that has been

3055
02:29:43,520 --> 02:29:48,200
Noticed by somebody we have had as a guest on our show. I don't believe it's all

3056
02:29:48,800 --> 02:29:53,880
I think it's all fake until we get an email. So send a fucking email. What is it Untitled podcast?

3057
02:29:54,400 --> 02:29:58,200
What number 73 Untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com?

3058
02:29:58,960 --> 02:30:00,960
Mmm, send it please

3059
02:30:01,600 --> 02:30:06,120
If I fucking hang myself from a ceiling fan, it will be your fault

3060
02:30:07,400 --> 02:30:10,200
So like just send the email, I don't know

3061
02:30:10,200 --> 02:30:18,360
It's not too fucking hard. Like I'm not asking so the fucking email just fucking send it like seriously like I don't want to

3062
02:30:20,280 --> 02:30:21,240
They did

3063
02:30:21,240 --> 02:30:24,520
Can you can you picture my girlfriend's puppy dog eyes the Yankees game?

3064
02:30:24,520 --> 02:30:29,040
Imagine that if I killed myself and that'll be on your conscience if you didn't send the email

3065
02:30:29,040 --> 02:30:32,280
So like just like just something you know, just things got real dark

3066
02:30:34,280 --> 02:30:37,240
Well, I think we should wrap this up with a Tyler BLS

3067
02:30:37,240 --> 02:30:40,600
War story, I will literally kill myself

3068
02:30:55,400 --> 02:31:01,720
I got these people in my medic class that are fucking trauma dumping right and they've been EMTs for like a week

3069
02:31:01,720 --> 02:31:09,480
And I'm thinking in my mind and I'm texting my buddy who I've been friends with for a couple years and he's like a medic

3070
02:31:10,080 --> 02:31:11,440
Who's done like fuck?

3071
02:31:11,440 --> 02:31:19,360
Well, he's an army medic who has done like three tours in Iraq and we're just texting one another back and forth and he's like

3072
02:31:19,760 --> 02:31:25,120
It's like I could fucking say I could tell her a story right now. That would make her cry

3073
02:31:25,120 --> 02:31:29,680
It was like you think she wants to hear about Albany during like the BLM rallies

3074
02:31:31,720 --> 02:31:36,080
Like hey, do you think this chick has ever heard it? What do you think this chick knows what K2 is?

3075
02:31:37,040 --> 02:31:41,880
Then my buddy texts back. He's like, do you think she knows what an RPG 7 looks like?

3076
02:31:42,720 --> 02:31:44,720
Like you're just gonna cut half

3077
02:31:45,640 --> 02:31:47,640
Exactly

3078
02:31:47,640 --> 02:31:53,800
Oh my god, it was so funny fetus melt in your head

3079
02:31:54,080 --> 02:31:58,640
Yeah, and then she's like bragging about how she goes to therapy and stuff and like don't get me wrong

3080
02:31:58,640 --> 02:32:03,400
I fully support mental health and I don't like fuck therapy therapies for nerds

3081
02:32:03,400 --> 02:32:10,760
No, don't be a man. No, man do a lot of drugs fucking go out with bang two drugs snork

3082
02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:13,200
vitamin b12

3083
02:32:13,200 --> 02:32:15,200
B1

3084
02:32:16,200 --> 02:32:23,400
Sign up for World War three as always yes be kind to yourself and each other fuck off

3085
02:32:27,400 --> 02:32:32,160
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

3086
02:32:33,240 --> 02:32:36,080
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3087
02:32:36,080 --> 02:32:41,920
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

3088
02:32:45,120 --> 02:32:49,240
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes

3089
02:33:00,200 --> 02:33:02,760
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

3090
02:33:02,760 --> 02:33:07,480
Oh, they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese

3091
02:33:10,360 --> 02:33:16,120
Somewhere in China, all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least

3092
02:33:16,120 --> 02:33:28,880
9 or 10 feet tall super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

3093
02:33:46,120 --> 02:33:52,320
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

3094
02:33:52,320 --> 02:33:58,040
nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the government has

3095
02:33:58,040 --> 02:34:01,040
taken it to the next level with the birds

3096
02:34:04,360 --> 02:34:10,080
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make you

3097
02:34:10,080 --> 02:34:17,400
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make them so fucking real

3098
02:34:17,400 --> 02:34:23,960
They're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real

3099
02:34:23,960 --> 02:34:28,040
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

3100
02:34:28,040 --> 02:34:38,800
is absolutely vile which by the way big brother is the overlord kid we're only living in the third dimension

3101
02:34:58,040 --> 02:35:18,800
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit

3102
02:35:18,800 --> 02:35:25,040
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm he says that he was doing it just to survive

3103
02:35:25,040 --> 02:35:34,040
but he fucking loves it he was having a great fucking time George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit

3104
02:35:34,040 --> 02:35:41,040
George Soros is the fucking leader he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit

3105
02:35:41,040 --> 02:36:00,040
he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit just don't fucking get it everybody's like oh Donald Trump the fucking word person out there, Donald Trump right? Donald Trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk it's everyone out there everybody's like oh

3106
02:36:00,040 --> 02:36:14,040
everybody's like oh Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for himself the actual government is just crying the actual new government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis are actually the ones that are just fucking all of them

3107
02:36:14,040 --> 02:36:30,040
the beer policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires the pain fucking falls on the people