1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast, the second episode of episode 50. 6 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast, the second episode of episode 50. 7 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast, the second episode of episode 50. 8 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,800 Welcome to Untitled Podcast, the second episode of episode 50. 9 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,800 Thank you for listening until episode 50. 10 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,800 What'd you say, Tyler? 11 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,800 fifty cents fucking shredded 12 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,800 I wouldn't say that's that shredded. Let me see. 13 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,800 He used to be. 14 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,800 He's like photoshopped in the picture for the album. 15 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,800 Like dude he looked like shit at the fucking halftime show like two years ago. 16 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,800 Yeah he's juicy in this picture too. 17 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,800 Everybody was calling him- 18 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,800 He's on steroids. 19 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,800 Everybody was calling him fucking dollar 50 now. 20 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 He got big! He was fucking- 21 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,800 He was fucking fat. 22 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,320 Yeah, buck 50, yeah. 23 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,200 Yeah, cause he was a fucking big boy. 24 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,720 And he was hanging from the ceiling. 25 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,160 It just, it was not a flattering look for him at all. 26 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,460 Yeah, I saw that. 27 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:47,000 Even at the end of the movie, 28 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,480 what's the 50 cent movie called? 29 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,040 Get Rich or Die Trying. 30 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,480 He takes his shirt off and it's like not that impressive. 31 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,280 It's like he's rapping, it's like the final thing. 32 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,280 And it's like, he's pretty soft looking. 33 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,120 And he's got some pretty big mantets going on here. 34 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,800 So he's definitely got some gynochromastia. 35 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:08,380 That's a hardcore sign of steroid abuse. 36 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,160 So. 37 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,320 Damn Dan, you know all about that shit. 38 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,320 Yeah, you can tell by these muscles too, the traps. 39 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,160 Yeah. 40 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,220 Yeah, traps, delts and pecs, that's dead giveaway. 41 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,600 Anyway. 42 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,760 So first off for today, 43 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,600 Steroids with Dan. 44 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:28,560 Before the podcast, me and Tyler went a little ghost hunting 45 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,480 and we didn't find much. 46 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,800 Let's hear your account of events here, Casey. 47 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,280 It was like a little nature trail. 48 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:40,400 We walked down the little brick roads as it was getting dark 49 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:44,520 and we found like a river with waterfalls. 50 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,160 There's like a little witch house fucking next 51 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,200 to one of the streams and Tyler. 52 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,920 Is there a witch in the house? 53 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,120 No, there was a rake actually in the house. 54 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:54,960 Yeah. 55 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,360 What were you saying your friend said was there? 56 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,000 Like a Sasquatch or some shit? 57 00:05:59,000 --> 00:05:59,840 A rake. 58 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:03,640 No, so Tyler's calling it a rake. 59 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:08,640 He described it as a short humanoid figure 60 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,560 that looked like Gollum. 61 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,400 Oh. 62 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,440 It was mainly the main thing that he pointed out. 63 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,640 First and foremost above anything is how pale this thing was. 64 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,360 Was that by the waterfalls? 65 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,040 It was by, there's like a little pond there. 66 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,440 He said it was like looking at them. 67 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,280 That's where we were. 68 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,120 Right? 69 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,800 And it was just like a sort of animalistic kind of thing. 70 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,680 Well, he said that this, he described it 71 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,800 as what's called a fallen angel. 72 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,080 He said, everything I looked up online is- 73 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,960 One of these boys? 74 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,240 Is exactly, that's kinda how he described it. 75 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,960 He said it was bald like Gollum, pale. 76 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,680 And he said it was just hunched over, right, by the water, 77 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,320 like kneeling down. 78 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,520 And he stepped on a twig and it just looked over at him 79 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,400 like it already knew he was there. 80 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,560 Not like surprised. 81 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,400 Yeah. 82 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,920 Like, oh, what's that? 83 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,680 Just turned its head, acknowledging what it already knew. 84 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,520 Yeah. 85 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,880 And letting him know, I see you. 86 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,840 Oh my God. 87 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,680 Yeah. 88 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,920 Yeah, we were there by the pond. 89 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,520 I mean, you're not always gonna see something, but. 90 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,960 Yeah, I wish he would tell the story 91 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,160 because it was just 10 times better 92 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,360 because he's so dramatic about it. 93 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,080 And just the way he called his girlfriend- 94 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,360 You do a good job with it. 95 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,360 You think he would- That hurts me. 96 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,280 Would he ever go back there? 97 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,760 I mean, he lives right by there. 98 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,080 It's basically touching his problem. 99 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,400 Would he be too, like, he wouldn't wanna go back there 100 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,880 because he saw that thing? 101 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,920 Oh no, this kid, dude, he's not afraid of anything. 102 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,560 No, he's not a- 103 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,800 He's a big strong man who doesn't afraid of anything? 104 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,240 He's not afraid of anything, he's not afraid of laws, 105 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,360 he's not afraid of other people, he's not afraid of the dark. 106 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,920 He's just not afraid, he just does shit. 107 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,200 It's fucking crazy. 108 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,080 I've never, I've literally- 109 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,280 He's full on Eminem-init. 110 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,440 I wish I could be like that. 111 00:07:55,440 --> 00:08:00,440 I think it was, Nietzsche described the next version 112 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,720 of man is gonna be called the- 113 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,440 Ubermensch. Ubermensch, right? 114 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,560 I already know about the Ubermensch, 115 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,760 I know a lot about the Ubermensch. 116 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:11,240 And this kid is literally like, to me, that's the Ubermensch. 117 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,920 He's the over man. 118 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,240 So that's literally like what Superman means, 119 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,080 it comes from that. 120 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,680 It's the next iteration of mankind, 121 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,160 it's gonna be people that don't care, 122 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,120 basically what other people think, 123 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,560 and they live by their own rules. 124 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,880 That's what I try to do. 125 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,960 That's this kid, dude, he doesn't give a fuck. 126 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,000 Isn't that just anarchy? 127 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,360 No, he doesn't live under the constraints 128 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,840 of what society expects. 129 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,000 He just does what he wants at the time. 130 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,760 No laws govern this guy. 131 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,320 It's a good theory to live by. 132 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,160 Yeah, yeah. 133 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,920 I like to try to live like that. 134 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,240 Yeah, it's good for some things, it's not good for others. 135 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,560 So episode fucking 50, boys. 136 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,880 The big five off. 137 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,720 Oh! 138 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,560 Shit. 139 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,400 Oh! 140 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,240 Damn. 141 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,080 Oh! 142 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:00,920 Oh! 143 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:08,200 So I beat the new Syrofoam DLC. 144 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,040 That was fun. 145 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,320 How did we like it? 146 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,320 I've heard it was really good. 147 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,480 It was good, but then the ending that it unlocks 148 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,000 is literally the worst ending. 149 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,600 So just a complete cliffhanger? 150 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,520 No. 151 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,360 Oh. 152 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,240 It's like two full. 153 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,800 Oh, don't tell me then. 154 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,640 Oh, it sucks. 155 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,000 Don't tell me then, because I plan on it, 156 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,040 I just haven't gotten around to it yet. 157 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 You're gonna hate it. 158 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:29,880 Damn. 159 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,680 Dude, I'm not ready for this. 160 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:32,720 It's fantastic. 161 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,560 The whole DLC is great. 162 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,120 I don't think I can handle that. 163 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,640 Whole DLC is fantastic, but you're gonna hate 164 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:41,280 the new ending it unlocks for the end of the game. 165 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,120 Yeah. 166 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,880 If you do certain things, you get a new ending for the game, 167 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,440 and the new ending just made me fucking real sad. 168 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,760 Oh no. 169 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,680 Like there is like, it doesn't really leave much up 170 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,880 for interpretation. 171 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,360 So I'm assuming you die. 172 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,760 No, you don't. 173 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,880 Okay, then don't tell me a single thing then. 174 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,720 Yeah. 175 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,560 Don't tell me a single thing, 176 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,920 because that sounds like some shit that I'd like. 177 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,720 I was like, afterwards I was like, that's it man. 178 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,560 That's it. 179 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,840 It's over. 180 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,800 There's nothing left. 181 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,040 I hate that feeling. 182 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,280 What, you mean like, it's like, you get that feeling 183 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,840 almost like when you've watched like a seven season show 184 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,680 and it's over? 185 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,600 Is that what you mean? 186 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,840 Like it's just, there's no loose ties or anything? 187 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,920 No, it's like it's over. 188 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,920 Like that's the end. 189 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,600 Like it's not necessarily a bad, 190 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,040 I'd say it's a bittersweet ending. 191 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:33,880 Gotcha. 192 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,400 So you're more just sad that you're not going 193 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,880 to get anything new from it again. 194 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,720 Yeah. 195 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,280 Like I like, that makes sense. 196 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,320 I like the star ending, where you ride off 197 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,520 with Pan Am, that's the best one. 198 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,040 Pan Am's ending is just the best. 199 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,080 It was the best. 200 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,680 I fucking hope our listeners have played cyberpunk 201 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,040 because they're lost right now. 202 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,720 Just about as lost as you two right now. 203 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,560 I'm lost. 204 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,400 No, I've seen it. 205 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,240 I don't really. 206 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,080 It's a good game. 207 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,200 You're not a big fucking video game guy, are you? 208 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,120 No, dude, the problem is is that I- 209 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,560 He's a big Microsoft flight simulator guy. 210 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,000 No, the problem is is that I am a big video game guy 211 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,400 and I try and stay away from it 212 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,040 because it's like one of my vices. 213 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,480 Oh, you're like Joe Rogan. 214 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,320 Exactly. 215 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,560 Yeah, I literally, dude, if I had Grand Theft Auto 216 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,920 on my computer right now, 217 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,440 I would play it for 14 hours a day. 218 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,600 And I literally don't have it for that reason. 219 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,320 You said that so much. 220 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,400 Your delivery of that was perfect. 221 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,360 Oh, dude, why do you think I worked at Altamont so long? 222 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,200 Are you gonna play GTA 6? 223 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,800 Oh, wait, you gotta blip that off. 224 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:37,800 Dude, it doesn't, we, they all know exactly who we work for. 225 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,720 Well, I mean, it's what I was about to say. 226 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,720 I literally got paid to play Grand Theft Auto 227 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,280 for 14 hours a day. 228 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,200 Oh! 229 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,040 Beat off. 230 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,520 Oh, what are they gonna do, fire you? 231 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,040 You might have to blip that. 232 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,960 What, you don't even work there anymore. 233 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:51,800 I know. 234 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,760 You know what I mean? 235 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,600 Oh, sorry. 236 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,440 Dude, I feel like- 237 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,260 I could sit there for- 238 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,100 Ah! 239 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,940 I could just sit there for a while. 240 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,960 It's not that bad, though. 241 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,800 Oh. 242 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,680 No, I want a fresh one, give me a fresh one. 243 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,520 I want that fucking thing. 244 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,200 Yeah, so are you gonna play the new GTA 245 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,040 when it comes out? 246 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:11,860 Six. 247 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,840 Bro, I'm gonna have to, and that's the problem. 248 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,240 I can crack it, I can crack it. 249 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,680 Because I already did everything I wanted to do in GTA 5. 250 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,640 And that you can play- 251 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,760 None of which is following the missions. 252 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,480 You can play as a hot chick in this game. 253 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,680 Yeah, there's a chick in this one. 254 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,520 I get it now. 255 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,880 One of the main characters is a chick. 256 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,720 She's got- 257 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,540 Damn. 258 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,380 Dumpy, too. 259 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:31,220 I was gonna say, she has a fat ass. 260 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,060 She's got a dump. 261 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:32,880 Oh! 262 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,860 Oh, dude, I'm telling you, if you crack this 263 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:38,360 and you get it when it's real fresh, 264 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,280 that's as bad as the fucking red ones when they're fresh. 265 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,120 Ah, man. 266 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,640 No, I don't think so. 267 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,480 I don't know. 268 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,320 No. 269 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,160 Give me the red one. 270 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,080 This one's brutal. 271 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:47,920 Give me the red one. 272 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,760 The red one's going so wrong. 273 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,360 I have played a lot of Baldur's Gate. 274 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,080 Baldur's Gate's probably one of my new favorite games. 275 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:52,920 I'm gonna give this one a big one here. 276 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,740 What is that? 277 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,320 It's like Dungeon and Dragons in the game. 278 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,160 Oh. 279 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,400 It was rough. 280 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,600 Yeah, it was rough. 281 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,440 Oh, shit. 282 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,260 So fucked. 283 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,360 About to start a fire over here. 284 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,520 Episode 50, the bonfire episode. 285 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,860 Episode 50, we got some good segments for you. 286 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,760 Clear your sinuses. 287 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,320 You know what was in the news this week? 288 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,040 Is Kevin McCarthy, the House Speaker, 289 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,080 Got knocked out. 290 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,160 Was removed, voted to be removed from office. 291 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,360 The first time it's ever happened. 292 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,080 First time in American history. 293 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,920 That's fucking crazy. 294 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,740 Thank God. 295 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:25,580 You know why? 296 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,880 Because the Democrats, right, they're the minority. 297 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,160 They voted against him with eight 298 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:35,880 conservative extremist representatives 299 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,160 led by Matt Gaetz. 300 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,800 Extreme in which direction? 301 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,080 On the right. 302 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:40,920 Oh, okay. 303 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,740 Yeah, that guy kind of annoyed me. 304 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,580 The fucking, the MAGA guys. 305 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,400 So it was like, it was like Gaetz. 306 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,600 And Trump supports them, by the way. 307 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,440 Right. 308 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,200 Trump wanted McCarthy out because he didn't, 309 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,660 he's not like a MAGA Republican. 310 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,500 Right, right. 311 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,280 He's like a moderate Republican. 312 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,440 Sure. 313 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,060 So him and eight other Republicans voted 314 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,920 with the Democrats to remove him from office 315 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:06,240 and like hopefully elect someone that's more conservative. 316 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,920 Well, they kind of, he kind of fucked himself 317 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,560 because all, because like when he was elected, 318 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,200 he signed like a thing that said, 319 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,240 if literally one member of Congress, 320 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,080 or what is it? 321 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,900 The House? 322 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,920 The House, yeah. 323 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,420 If one member of the House said that 324 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,840 they wanted to kick him out, 325 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,320 they could have a vote to kick him out. 326 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,160 Right, right. 327 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,000 I saw that. 328 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,840 Like he signed that himself. 329 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,680 Yeah. 330 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,500 Nice move, dickhead. 331 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,340 Real fucking stupid. 332 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,280 Jesus Christ. 333 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,280 Like, you can't do something like that 334 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,680 and not expect to be fucking. 335 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,040 Yeah, there's gonna be a couple people 336 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:39,880 that are even on your side. 337 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,860 But my thing is, why are the Democrats 338 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,960 partnering with the extreme right wing 339 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,800 to remove the House Speaker? 340 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,440 Because they wanna fucking destabilize everything. 341 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,880 But they're not gonna elect a Democratic Speaker. 342 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,680 Casey, you could look at that either way though. 343 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,360 It could be one supporting the other. 344 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,360 They're just gonna elect another Republican. 345 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,520 That's probably not gonna be as moderate. 346 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,420 Okay, because look at this. 347 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,780 Say you have like a football team 348 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:02,400 and a fight starts on the other team, right? 349 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,940 Like that looks better for you. 350 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,000 Because you're like, oh look at it, 351 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,640 a bunch of pussies are fighting with each other. 352 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,760 Yeah, I guess. 353 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,600 You know? 354 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,560 So it looks, it makes the Republicans look bad 355 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,400 because they can't even. 356 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,880 Oh, they can't even control their own party. 357 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,400 I feel like the real headline though 358 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:19,320 would be that the Democrats were part of that vote though 359 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,740 to get him out though. 360 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:23,160 No, the Democrats were the people who did that. 361 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,600 It was all the Democrats and eight Republicans. 362 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,760 The conservatives did that 363 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,040 because they couldn't have won without them. 364 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:29,880 Without conservatives. 365 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,720 Yeah, it was every single one of them. 366 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,520 I know, but I'm just saying it's not gonna be, 367 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,520 it's not gonna paint the headline that you were saying though 368 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,240 because it's all of them against just a couple. 369 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,360 I mean, I guess. 370 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,880 Well, because it kind of says, it's like, 371 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,160 look, we don't agree with this guy, right? 372 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,440 Which you know, Democrats don't agree 373 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,120 with the Republicans, right? 374 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,280 And they don't even agree with this guy, so we're right. 375 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,800 I think that's how it looks. 376 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,360 There's like a division in the party 377 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,060 amongst like the MAGA Republicans 378 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,800 and the fucking regular Republicans now. 379 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,760 Right. 380 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,640 So do you see this guy, Matt Gaetz? 381 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,760 You ever see him talk? 382 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,240 Oh yeah, he's kind of annoying. 383 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,720 Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. 384 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,120 Yeah, yeah. 385 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,360 Oh my God, I can't stand him. 386 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,440 He seems like a little dee, dweeby rich guy. 387 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,360 He's like a. 388 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,880 I can't say I've ever fucking. 389 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,040 Yeah, you'll know him if you see his picture. 390 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,120 Yeah, yeah. 391 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,000 Did you hear who they all nominated? 392 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,840 Who? 393 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,200 To be the speaker. 394 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:22,960 Who? 395 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,780 Donald Trump. 396 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,620 Trump? 397 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,280 Yeah, they all asked, they all, 398 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,440 basically all of them said they want Trump. 399 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,360 And they asked Trump at his court hearing in New York 400 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,740 if he would consider it. 401 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,920 And he says, I'm gonna do what's good for the country. 402 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,360 So I'll let you know. 403 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,000 The speaker doesn't have to be a representative? 404 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,320 No, the speaker could be, you could be the speaker. 405 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,440 It's just somebody who represents the party. 406 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,720 Clearly somebody's been lying to you. 407 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,560 All right, that's right. 408 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,280 Because the president come out and say 409 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,360 there was a deal with the speaker. 410 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,200 Holy shit. 411 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,920 That's wild. 412 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,960 Yeah, anybody can. 413 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,360 So he could do that. 414 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,480 Would he take that position immediately? 415 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,480 So I don't know, but. 416 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,320 Because I was gonna say, is this something 417 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,560 he could get pre- 418 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,800 And then he would be third in line to be president. 419 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,280 Is this something he could do? 420 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,120 No. 421 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:07,960 Yeah, right. 422 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,280 And then they would kill Joe Biden. 423 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,600 He'd have to be voted in. 424 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,080 And then he would become president. 425 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:12,920 No, he wouldn't have to be running. 426 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,760 What are you really? 427 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,080 He's going presidency, he's not gonna run for that shit. 428 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,160 Well, he said he would do what's right for the country. 429 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,320 I think it's a trap, all right? 430 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,200 And also I think it's a bad idea 431 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,680 when you're running for president 432 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,880 because you want people to vote for you 433 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,000 to see what you would be like in the White House again. 434 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,200 So if you already give them a taste of it, 435 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,600 nobody's gonna vote for you because they're like, 436 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,920 ah, I've already seen this asshole all over TV again. 437 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,080 I'm good. 438 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,680 So I think it's kind of a trap. 439 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,720 I think it's funny. 440 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:44,400 Yeah, but they did nominate him to be the speaker 441 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,040 and he would be sitting behind Joe Biden 442 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,640 while Joe Biden's giving his speeches. 443 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,040 Hey, just be going. 444 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,400 Yup, just shaking his head. 445 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,520 Fucking funny, just be like. 446 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,280 It would be hilarious. 447 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,040 It was like when Nancy Pelosi was behind Trump 448 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,480 and she's like. 449 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,320 Right. 450 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,680 That's the same thing though. 451 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,760 The fucking Dems are just gonna see that as a huge win 452 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,160 that would be like, haha, fucking Joe's giving a speech 453 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,560 while fucking Trump's behind him. 454 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,400 Right, right. 455 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,240 I don't think you would ever do that. 456 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,320 That's not gonna be like a power move for him. 457 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,240 No, I mean, but remember when Nancy Pelosi 458 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,720 ripped up his speech and the thing, 459 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,600 she's like, if she could barely rip it, 460 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,920 she was having real trouble. 461 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,360 Yeah. 462 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,440 Yeah. 463 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,280 Nancy Pelosi's a fucking demon. 464 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,800 Well, I mean, dude. 465 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,160 I saw that picture of Nancy Pelosi and Kennedy. 466 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,080 A pathetic display. 467 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:31,920 Yeah. 468 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,400 She's looking like a snack back in the day. 469 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,880 Well, she looked like she was like 25, 30. 470 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,840 Looking like a goddamn snack. 471 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,200 Oh, back in the day, she was hot as fuck. 472 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,560 She was a babe, yeah. 473 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,160 You know that John F. Kennedy fucking pounded her out. 474 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,440 And then she got fucking Potomac fever 475 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,040 and she couldn't keep up. 476 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,320 She couldn't stay out of the fucking White House 477 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,080 and every political building in a 50 mile radius. 478 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,120 You think she was blowing Trump? 479 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,480 No, no. 480 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,440 JFK though. 481 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,200 Biden. 482 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,680 JFK. 483 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,600 That's a crazy thing. 484 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,520 Maybe Biden, she might've been, 485 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,840 dude, you know that shit, that quid pro quo shit. 486 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,560 Actually, no, I saw a video actually this week 487 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,840 of her and Trump having an argument 488 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,160 in front of the press in the White House one time. 489 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,160 They're sitting down, right? 490 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,000 Yeah. 491 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,720 There's no way, there's no way a whole lot of quid, 492 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,160 when no pro goes on there, because it's just like, 493 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,440 what are you gonna do? 494 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,680 You know, dude, did you see this picture 495 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,400 of JFK looking at Nancy Pelosi like this week? 496 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,880 Yeah, yeah, I saw it. 497 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,920 We called her that quid pro quo. 498 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,760 What are you gonna do if, 499 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,080 even if she wanted to report that, what are you gonna do? 500 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,960 You're gonna go to the fucking local police station 501 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,520 and tell him to fucking- The president touched me. 502 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,840 Yeah, it's like, yeah, sure, sure he did. 503 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,520 Count your fucking blessings, sweetheart. 504 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,360 Yeah, look at that. 505 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,680 It's a Kennedy shit. 506 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,760 Yeah, look at fucking JFK. 507 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,600 I fucking- 508 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,200 I'm going to fuck that later. 509 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,680 Yeah, and he was known for that. 510 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,840 She has very nice breasts. 511 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,680 I've said it. 512 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,760 We're going to fondle those breasts. 513 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,040 Tyler, send it to me, I'll make up the picture. 514 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,880 But here's- Her bosom is very shapely. 515 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,880 Here's my thing, I was watching a video- 516 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,400 She does have those nice 1970s cones going on. 517 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,240 Yeah, dude. 518 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,560 She's pulling off the bangs. 519 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,920 Well, I'd cross party's pulling off the bangs. 520 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,440 Would you become a Democrat for that? 521 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,280 And you think of what Nancy Pelosi is now. 522 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,360 For that now or then? 523 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,200 Then. 524 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,280 Yes. 525 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,560 And you think about what Nancy Pelosi is now. 526 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,640 It's a crazy world we live in, gentlemen. 527 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,040 Would you suck on her tits? 528 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:23,880 Now or then? 529 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,080 At that point, back then. 530 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,320 Then, yes. 531 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,840 Now, nevermind. 532 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,320 If I was not a taken man, 533 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,280 I would perhaps suckle on those tits. 534 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,640 Yes. 535 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,880 But, but, but, but, but, but- 536 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,640 It's not such a political answer. 537 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,360 But I am and therefore I would not. 538 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,640 I think there- 539 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,480 That's what the card said, right? 540 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,320 You fucking dimple that, 541 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,640 you're palling that over. 542 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,760 I think therefore I am. 543 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,600 Dude, she looks like- 544 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,680 Just on the off chance my girlfriend listens 545 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,600 to this like six years from now, 546 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,680 is like trying to get dirt on me or something. 547 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,840 She's like fuck, I can't give him credit on that one. 548 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,800 She looks like Audrey Hepburn. 549 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,640 Yeah, she does, yeah. 550 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,800 She looks like Audrey Hepburn. 551 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,640 She does. 552 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,480 Yeah. 553 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,320 She does. 554 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,320 There's no fucking way that's Nancy Pelosi. 555 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,480 I would have a poster of her on my wall. 556 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,400 Old Nancy. 557 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,680 Young Nancy. 558 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,160 You mean? 559 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,800 Yes, yes, yes. 560 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,640 The old, young- 561 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,880 Fucking Nancy Wheeler. 562 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,560 She's looking, damn dude. 563 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,520 Even when she was like in her 40s, like here. 564 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,640 Yeah, she was still pretty bad. 565 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,800 Damn, she was looking fine. 566 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,600 It's like a fucking, oh bro, 567 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,120 I can't say who it is from where I work, 568 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,760 but same energy right there. 569 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,600 Oh, man. 570 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,440 You know exactly who I'm talking about. 571 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,400 I know exactly who you're talking about. 572 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,280 And dude, I had a panic attack the other day. 573 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,120 Oh shit. 574 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:42,940 Let me show you when I was like- 575 00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,080 Because of Nancy Pelosi? 576 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,240 No, hold on a sec. 577 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,200 Let me see if I can pull it up quick. 578 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,040 Why did you have a panic attack? 579 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,720 Well, hold on, I'll show it to Ali. 580 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,560 I'll show it to Ali Maddus. 581 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,200 I was gonna say, if it has to do with this woman, 582 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,680 it does not take a lot. 583 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,960 She's a polarizing character, I'll say that. 584 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,320 I'll see if I show you 585 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,800 and you understand what I'm talking about. 586 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,720 Hold on, I gotta pull up my 23andMe app. 587 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,560 No! 588 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,920 No fucking way, bro! 589 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,040 You're joking. 590 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:11,880 Hold on a sec. 591 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,200 You're related to her? 592 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,040 No. 593 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,880 Hold on. 594 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,720 No fucking way. 595 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,120 Bro, there's no fucking way. 596 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,920 I'm gonna lose my shit. 597 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,760 Dude, if Boatboy is listening to this- 598 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,080 Who is he talking about? 599 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,240 A coworker? 600 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,720 I'm not gonna say the name now. 601 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,560 Is it a coworker? 602 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,080 If Boatboy, let me put it this way, 603 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,600 if Boatboy were here right now, 604 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,440 he would be shitting his pants laughing. 605 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,520 Shut up, Boatboy. 606 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,920 I gotta pull up that email. 607 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,760 Boatboy. 608 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,600 We gotta send him a response. 609 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,000 Maybe this is it. 610 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,120 No way. 611 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,920 No, no, no, it's not. 612 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,880 But at first glance, I was like- 613 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,400 Oh, I thought you were gonna say 614 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,640 it was fucking her on there. 615 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,880 Oh my God. 616 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,720 I was gonna be like, 617 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,600 I thought you were gonna tell me 618 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,320 you matched with her or some shit, 619 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,960 and I was gonna fucking lose my mind. 620 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,640 Just at first glance, I saw that family member, 621 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,480 and I was like, 622 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,520 I was like, wait, what? 623 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,800 Let me see that. 624 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,960 Holy shit. 625 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,800 You know what I mean? 626 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,520 At first, looking at it. 627 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,360 Bro, I thought- 628 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,200 Because it's close. 629 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,240 It's close. 630 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,680 I'll be honest, I thought 23andMe was dating site. 631 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,000 No. 632 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,840 Are you tired? 633 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,120 No, I was just gonna be like, damn. 634 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:15,960 Oh, no, no. 635 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,160 I mean, she probably is. 636 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,160 I just saw that. 637 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,000 Yeah. 638 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,600 And I was like, 639 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,040 spit my fucking drink out. 640 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,080 The bee even. 641 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,840 If I saw it, I'd be like, oh my God. 642 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,200 The PTSD. 643 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,040 Fuck. 644 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,880 What are you gonna say? 645 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:30,720 Oh yeah. 646 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,560 How is she these days? 647 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,400 She is such a bitch. 648 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,880 Edit that out, right there. 649 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,200 Oh, shit. 650 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,040 Edit that out. 651 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,640 Boatboy, please tell me you're listening. 652 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,480 I'm getting edited out. 653 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,520 How many minutes in, Ali? 654 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,760 No, I'm uncomfortable with everything I've said so far. 655 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,600 23. 656 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,440 23 and 23. 657 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,240 Ali, I don't think there's enough to- 658 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,600 There's not enough to be fucking just, 659 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,520 like you couldn't, 660 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,720 there's like 10 people on this planet 661 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,240 who know who I'm talking about. 662 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,080 Ali Mack is under the influence. 663 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,480 I'm protecting him. 664 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,200 We're gonna edit it out, right here. 665 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,240 We're gonna put a bleep. 666 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,560 What am I bleeping? 667 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,040 Yeah, I didn't say a name. 668 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,200 I didn't say a word. You said the B word. 669 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,040 All right, dead? 670 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:11,880 Yeah. 671 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:12,720 Well, that's not nice, Ali Mack. 672 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,880 Oh, I said bitch. 673 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,720 Yeah. 674 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,920 I can't say bitch. 675 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,760 I think you can't say bitch on this podcast. 676 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,600 It's 20, 23. 677 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,240 Are you fucking kidding me? 678 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,800 Fuck the listeners. 679 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,760 It's episode 50. 680 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,600 You should know this by now. 681 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,680 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 682 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,520 Hold on. 683 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,840 Nobody knows who I'm talking about. 684 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,960 Ali Mack, pull his mic. 685 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,800 Oh, shit. 686 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,640 You canceled. 687 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,800 Oh my Mike, are you fucking- 688 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,360 You canceled, dude. 689 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,520 Explain to me what I did. 690 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,960 They're gonna vote me back in like Trump here. 691 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,080 You're canceled. 692 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,080 I'm canceled? 693 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,120 Yeah, you're canceled. 694 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:43,960 You wanna know what? 695 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,800 I'm gonna fucking- 696 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,640 There you go. 697 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,480 I'm gonna fucking- 698 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,600 You wanna see under the influence. 699 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,120 I'll drive home under the influence, bro. 700 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,880 You got duck tape in here? 701 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,720 Give me my fucking mic back. 702 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,840 Oh my Lord. 703 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,680 So, I was watching- 704 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,520 Is this back? 705 00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,360 Oh, we're back. 706 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,200 You brought him back. 707 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,040 You brought him back. 708 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:01,880 Wait, so- 709 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,040 I just wanted you to see what it feels like 710 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,560 to get canceled and have absolutely no control 711 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,400 and see what it feels like- 712 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,920 I figured you were going down that 713 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,880 because I was like, Dan, I didn't do anything. 714 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,320 I didn't fucking do anything, Dan. 715 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,440 I've said worse shit and I will say worse shit. 716 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,680 Cancel culture, bro. 717 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,440 I fucking hate it so much. 718 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,280 Oh my God. 719 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,160 Can you just get your mic pulled just like that? 720 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,560 Yeah. 721 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,400 Bullshit. 722 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,360 I was watching Trump this week talk 723 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,720 and he's like a fucking standup comedian. 724 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,560 It's crazy. 725 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,680 Dude, he's amazing. 726 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,320 Yeah, I was watching him. 727 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:36,320 He was demolishing Joe Biden at his fucking rallies. 728 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,240 And he, like, his one, 729 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,840 the things he said are like one-liners. 730 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,000 Sleepy Joe. 731 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,840 That's what he always says. 732 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,680 Sleepy Joe. 733 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,520 And it gets- 734 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,200 It's hard to like, I mean, I still don't like him, but yeah. 735 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,160 He's charismatic. 736 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,480 It's just like, dude, do you fucking see this idiot? 737 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,800 I don't like him, but he's fucking funny sometimes. 738 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,000 He's hilarious, dude. 739 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,840 He always has been. 740 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,360 Even when I fucking hated him 741 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,360 and I was like super left wing, 742 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,600 at the same time, he'd just say shit sometimes 743 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,200 and it was like, you fucking wanted to root against him 744 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,560 because you disagree with him. 745 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,080 But at the same time, I'm like, 746 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,200 God, I really can't come up with a good defense 747 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,280 to what he's fucking saying. 748 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,280 Like, if he was a little, like, slightly more stable 749 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,520 and balanced, he would be an excellent president. 750 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,840 You'd be like, dude, this guy is America. 751 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,600 But he's just, it's just because, like, 752 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,720 some of the stuff he does is so reckless 753 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,320 that it's like, you gotta be careful 754 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,040 even saying you like the guy. 755 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,920 But he knows that and it's like a political strategy 756 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,080 because he needs to be a polarizing figure. 757 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,760 A lot of his followers fucking feed off that shit. 758 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,760 If he didn't have it, you would just be another politician. 759 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,000 And then you're gonna get a fucking big divide. 760 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,680 And I think that, like, it's just, 761 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,160 he knows that right now he's garnering pretty much 762 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,320 all the support of people in this party. 763 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,880 I mean, sure, you got Republicans that don't like the guy. 764 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,960 But just about everyone I've met is like, 765 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,160 yeah, not matter who he got, like, he's the dude. 766 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,360 I don't know. 767 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:08,360 Dude, I think a lot more people than you think 768 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,920 are ready to vote for the guy. 769 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,720 Just because they've been so frustrated 770 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,760 over the past four years. 771 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,920 Yeah, like, dude, even people. Out of spite. 772 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,480 Even uninformed voters. 773 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,000 Like, what do they see from Biden? 774 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,360 They seem fucking slipping and falling on a stage 775 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,680 not knowing how to speak. 776 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,320 I can't wait to watch that debate. 777 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,120 Price of groceries tripling over the last four years. 778 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,160 A fucking debate between 82-year-old Joe Biden 779 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,760 and Trump who's like going on 80. 780 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,200 Yeah. Yeah, no, I fucking, 781 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,840 I can't stand the fact that all the politicians are old too. 782 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,960 But at the same time, though, it's like, 783 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,360 these are the two best options I got here. 784 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,960 My vote's only gonna matter 785 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,280 if you fucking buy into that stuff. 786 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,120 Not saying rigged elections or anything. 787 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,240 That was not the implication. 788 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,800 But like, it's just saying like, 789 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,440 I don't fucking know I'm high. 790 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,280 I have no idea where I was going with that. 791 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,600 That was an abrupt stop. 792 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,440 So do you wanna? 793 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,000 Breaks on the train just came up. 794 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,320 Yeah, right before the major point. 795 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,400 I'm emailing train man back in Moore's code. 796 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,440 What the, Dan, what the fuck was I talking about there? 797 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,360 Dude, I literally zoned out for like a good minute and a half. 798 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,800 I just started thinking about all the things 799 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,720 I'm anxious about in the background 800 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,920 and I just like zoomed out. 801 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,920 Bro, you got fucking, 802 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,000 we got stimulant Dan up in the house here. 803 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,080 Yeah, and I'm pounding coffee. 804 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,920 Yep. 805 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,320 It is not helping. 806 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,400 Dan's on extra stimulants today. 807 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,280 Yeah, I might even take more. 808 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,080 Dan's fucking rocking right now. 809 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,800 Wait, wait, when you walked out of your car. 810 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,080 Did you do another? 811 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,040 I might, no, I'm just joking. 812 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,240 I don't, I don't do that. 813 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,120 I, no, I just wanted to get my phone. 814 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,920 Oh, I was gonna say, bro. 815 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,040 The problem is, is like if it was a short, like four hours. 816 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:43,880 What's going on here? 817 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,520 I was gonna be like, it's gonna be like, 818 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,640 whoa, you're gonna tell me video games are bad 819 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,640 and then you run out and do that shit. 820 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,040 No, if it was short acting, I would do it. 821 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,560 Maybe like a little bit, but these are 12 hours. 822 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,280 So I'd be up until fucking tomorrow. 823 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,440 No, you can't. 824 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,240 Dude, insomnia is a real fucking problem. 825 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,040 Yeah, yeah. 826 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,160 And Tyler doesn't seem to have that problem. 827 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,960 We gotta get Tyler back in here 828 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,360 and we gotta get the Pharma conversation going here. 829 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,600 All right, help me write this email to Train Man. 830 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,440 I said, hello, Train Man. 831 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,280 Thanks for sending us our first email. 832 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,600 Well, don't tell him what you're gonna say. 833 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,440 Oh, yeah. 834 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,280 It's gotta be a surprise. 835 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,120 Right, right. 836 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,160 Casey, we'll leave this one in your hands here. 837 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,640 Let's send him a riddle. 838 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,480 Yeah? 839 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,320 A real shout out. 840 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,160 Yes. 841 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,000 A real, he'll get it before he listens to this. 842 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,440 Tyler, get up, it's episode 50 and you're not in your seat. 843 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,280 God. 844 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaking of, I'm gonna save this picture 845 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,840 of Nancy Pelosi for later. 846 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,960 Save it in Spank Bank. 847 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,400 That's a hot broad. 848 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,240 Yeah. 849 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,080 We canceled now. 850 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,920 I'm gonna pull my mic over broad. 851 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,920 Listen, the 1950s had some real good looking ladies. 852 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,760 Yeah. 853 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,440 I don't know if you could hear Tyler, 854 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,560 but that was absolutely, 855 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,120 he made a very correct statement right there. 856 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,880 He said, listen, the 1950s had some real good looking ladies. 857 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,640 I said, both of you to assume I did. 858 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,640 I said, both of you to assume I did not know Morse code. 859 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,520 Both of you to assume I did not know how to look up 860 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,360 how to translate Morse code. 861 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,720 Literally Morse code translators online. 862 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720 Cause he was telling me when he was writing it, 863 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,600 he's like, I'm gonna try to get Casey to decrypt it. 864 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,240 And I was like, dude, I'm gonna be honest with you. 865 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,280 As soon as he sees it and he figures out what it is, 866 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,520 he's gonna pop it into a translator. 867 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:27,160 I'm like, he's not gonna sit there waiting. 868 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,920 He's gonna want that email quick. 869 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,000 So we've got a riddle for train man. 870 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,840 All right. 871 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,880 All right. 872 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,920 So I'm gonna say, we'd like you to solve. 873 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,320 Is this like who wants to be a millionaire 874 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,320 where if I get it right away, I can shout it out? 875 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:44,480 Well, we're gonna ask the riddle on this episode 876 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,080 and then we'll answer it on the next one. 877 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,120 We'll give the answer. 878 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,960 All right. 879 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,640 So the listeners have something to chew on for a week. 880 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,360 Okay. 881 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,200 I like it. 882 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,800 So we're innovating here. 883 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,280 An electric train is moving north at a hundred miles per hour 884 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,120 and a wind is blowing to the west at 10 miles per hour. 885 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,800 Which way does the smoke blow? 886 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,120 The train's moving north at a hundred miles per hour north 887 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,160 and what is the other thing? 888 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,600 And a wind is blowing to the west at 10 miles per hour. 889 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,880 Which way does the smoke blow? 890 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,040 Oh, that's fucking easy. 891 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,280 Yeah, I got that one. 892 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,120 Is it? 893 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:20,960 Yeah. 894 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,640 Which way does the smoke blow? 895 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,720 Dude, he's gonna know that shit like nothing. 896 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,560 You kidding me? 897 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,720 This dude fucking sits at home 898 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,360 watching YouTube videos on trains. 899 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,400 You telling me he can't figure out whether the wind 900 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,400 or the propulsion of the train moves the wind? 901 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,520 Fucking thing. 902 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,640 That's so fucking easy. 903 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,320 Well, Tyler, if you think you know the answer. 904 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,320 Wait, say that one more time. 905 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,920 That's why it's so fucking easy, Ali Mac. 906 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,760 Yeah, no, I think I just. 907 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,800 I'm not gonna say it again. 908 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,480 I think it just clicked. 909 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,600 Oh, yep. 910 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,440 Isn't it? 911 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,280 Can you tell me? 912 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,160 I swear to God I won't say it if I got it, 913 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,000 but can you ask it? 914 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,840 Wait, hold on. 915 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,920 Because they're gonna replay this. 916 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,760 It's not like they're gonna. 917 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,920 Let's see which way the wind is blowing. 918 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,720 Wind is blowing to the west, 919 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,640 so that would mean that it's coming from the east, 920 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,040 so it's blowing it to the west. 921 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,520 Are we boxing shoes? 922 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,120 Train's going north. 923 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:08,960 Yep. 924 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,560 Right, from your perspective, train's going north. 925 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,400 Yep. 926 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,440 Wind's blowing east to west, 10 miles an hour. 927 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,960 Which way does the smoke blow? 928 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,800 South? 929 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,200 Train's moving north. 930 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,200 Train's moving north. 931 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,040 Yeah. 932 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,120 Right, so this is from your perspective. 933 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,960 Yeah, so this. 934 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,520 Train's moving north. 935 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,560 I got it. 936 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,320 Train's moving north. 937 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,520 Smoke is blowing east to west. 938 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,560 Right. 939 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,880 So it's gonna blow west. 940 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,840 All right, go back and listen to the question. 941 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,400 All I'll say is I will, 942 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,160 I'll leave my answer to the listeners. 943 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,920 Tyler wants to say the answer. 944 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,480 I want to too. 945 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,800 Tyler, we both know it. 946 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,440 All I'm gonna say is I know the answer, 947 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,600 and I know it for certain. 948 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,440 Do you? 949 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,280 Yes. 950 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,480 I'm kind of curious, I think you should pause it, 951 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,720 and I kind of want to hear. 952 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,560 Yeah, pause it. 953 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,560 Just so the listeners don't find out, 954 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,320 and then we'll say the answer next week. 955 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,440 We'll check the email. 956 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,280 That's untitled podcast. 957 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,920 All right, we're pausing. 958 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,760 We're back. 959 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:06,360 That's why I said I had it for certain. 960 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,200 I knew it. 961 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,040 Yeah, it's. 962 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,280 We've got two geniuses here. 963 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,320 That's all I'm gonna say. 964 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,140 Yes. 965 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,400 Dude, you're correct on the answer. 966 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,800 It's a riddle. 967 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,960 The listeners don't know, though. 968 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,800 You're right, no. 969 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,200 I'm gonna shut up. 970 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,280 I want to like, serve five. 971 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,600 I want him to get it wrong, some shit. 972 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,880 I'm gonna say, if you saw, 973 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,800 I said we have a riddle about trans, 974 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,640 and you are the only train man we know. 975 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,320 If you solve this riddle, what are we gonna send him? 976 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,160 The fucking another invite to the podcast. 977 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,600 If he solves the riddle, 978 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,240 man, I think he's gonna get it right, 979 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,840 so I don't want to make this prize too big. 980 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,000 He gets an invite to the group chat. 981 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,840 Ooh. 982 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,680 What about this doorknob? 983 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,520 That's a prize. 984 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,680 That is a prize. 985 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,520 That is nice. 986 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,160 No, he doesn't want a fucking doorknob. 987 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,160 Hey, boat boy. 988 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,280 Let's see. 989 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,440 One side of a doorknob might I add. 990 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,640 We'll send him something nice. 991 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,480 It's not even a set. 992 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,960 No, I want him to do a group chat, if he gets it. 993 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360 We'll send him an autographed picture of a train. 994 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,160 It's not even a set of doorknobs. 995 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,960 That is a useless prize. 996 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,720 That is a fidget toy. 997 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,760 That's all that thing is. 998 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,200 Well, if I didn't think he was gonna get it right, 999 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,040 it'd be a bigger prize. 1000 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,280 He's gonna give me $20 for fucking, 1001 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,120 winning Who Wants to Be a Millionaire sometimes. 1002 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,760 He gets one fucking doorknob. 1003 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,200 Well, he's got a house. 1004 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,040 He could probably use that. 1005 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,080 He's got a house. 1006 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,280 He might need a doorknob. 1007 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,960 That's true. 1008 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,000 That was impressive though, that you guys both got that. 1009 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,640 That was not hard. 1010 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,920 Yeah, but I would be like. 1011 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,080 Well, if you're expecting a knee-jerk answer, 1012 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,720 that would not have been it. 1013 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,560 Right. 1014 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,040 And I can't discuss why my thought process changed, 1015 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,240 but it's like, it's a riddle. 1016 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,360 You gotta, I'm not even gonna do that, 1017 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,040 because if I say that, it will fucking give it away. 1018 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,520 I'm kinda, there's a couple more. 1019 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,080 I think it's time for a smoke. 1020 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,720 This one's stupid. 1021 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:54,960 How long have we been going for? 1022 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,800 It feels like it hasn't been that long. 1023 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,200 It's been about 15 minutes. 1024 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,600 I was gonna say. 1025 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,840 No, it's been about half an hour. 1026 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,680 Oh wow. 1027 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,080 Yeah, and me and Dan are on stimulants. 1028 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,960 And that's why we thought that. 1029 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,160 All right, the email was sent to Train Man. 1030 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,280 I've got a friend at work. 1031 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,400 She knows a lot about trains. 1032 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,360 She's actually a train conductor. 1033 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,120 And I told her we should have her on the podcast. 1034 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,080 Dispatcher. 1035 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,920 And I think we should have a trivia 1036 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,640 between Train Man and her. 1037 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,200 Oh, that'd be fun. 1038 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,360 Yeah, and see who would get the most answers right. 1039 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,200 I don't know. 1040 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,680 She'd give him a run for his money, I think. 1041 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,520 Oh yeah? 1042 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,800 Yeah, I think it'd be close, but I think she would. 1043 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,240 I don't know, Mike, I don't know. 1044 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,080 She's good. 1045 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,640 She's a competition. 1046 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,400 Ash, I hope you aren't better than me. 1047 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,800 Oh, for trains? 1048 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,640 Yeah. 1049 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,760 Oh, I don't know shit about trains. 1050 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,920 No, dude, you'd see some serious shit, bro, 1051 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,640 between these two, I bet. 1052 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:02,000 The only thing I know about is fucking Thomas the train, 1053 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,840 my guy. 1054 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,440 Dude, that was my jam back in the day. 1055 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,840 He used to love that. 1056 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,720 Wait, I have an idea to propose. 1057 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,800 So I know we had the expedition to the trail today, 1058 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,040 but what if for bonus content, 1059 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,760 just I'm just getting a poll here. 1060 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,240 So you said that movie Old 37, 1061 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:27,520 which apparently is a rather not great horror movie 1062 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,440 Yeah. 1063 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,840 based off of the research I've done. 1064 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,280 We could do a live commentary of it with all of us. 1065 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,920 We could fucking watch that shit and just critique it 1066 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,600 and just see where the conversation goes during the movie. 1067 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,440 Yeah. 1068 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,880 I don't know, that's an idea. 1069 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,000 That is, I like that. 1070 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,040 Some B-roll stuff. 1071 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,960 I think we should start using our YouTube channel 1072 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,000 because we have one. 1073 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,840 We should. 1074 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,320 Oh yeah, check out our YouTube channel 1075 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,600 for a video of us going something. 1076 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,560 Leave a comment, leave a comment. 1077 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,800 We already got an email. 1078 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,320 We're gonna be posting me and Casey's excursion 1079 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,200 into the woods there. 1080 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,160 Link in the description of this episode. 1081 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,920 I think we should do some, 1082 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,240 like a little minor ghost hunt too. 1083 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,080 We should. 1084 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:10,920 Tonight. 1085 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,760 I mean, we're going to the big ghost hunt next month. 1086 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,760 The big one. 1087 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,920 Yeah, the one up the sewer bay. 1088 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,760 I fucking. 1089 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,720 Oh, that's right. 1090 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,240 I got the okay, so we're gonna be going up. 1091 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,080 I can't believe none of you guys signed up 1092 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,400 for that fucking tour. 1093 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,240 I was working. 1094 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,240 Of Pinewoods. 1095 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,800 Like shit, dude, I am too. 1096 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,880 I'm going on record right now saying 1097 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,800 I am calling out that day. 1098 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,880 I'll go if I, when is it? 1099 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,000 Shit, what is it? 1100 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,840 The fucking, I got it on my phone. 1101 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,240 I'm going, I'm going. 1102 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,160 Actually, Boat Boy is gonna be there for one hour. 1103 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,360 He's gotta hop on a plane 1104 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,080 because he's going on another vacation. 1105 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,120 But he's gonna be there with his lady 1106 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,560 for the first little bit of it. 1107 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,120 And it's gonna be me and my lady. 1108 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,000 I had to autistically talk her into it. 1109 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,840 She must have thought it was a fucking long job. 1110 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,800 Get some video of it. 1111 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,160 We'll put it on our YouTube channel. 1112 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,000 I will. 1113 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,240 Can you take video? 1114 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,080 I mean, I have a fucking phone. 1115 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,200 I can take video. 1116 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,560 I mean, are you allowed to? 1117 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,640 Who gives a shit? 1118 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,720 I'll fucking, Alex Jones that shit. 1119 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:13,960 Well, it's a fucking tour group, 1120 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,560 so they're gonna tell you not to. 1121 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,000 Yeah, well, maybe I get one of those little spy 1122 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,960 like tie clips. 1123 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,880 I'll dress up in a suit for no reason. 1124 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,960 Yeah. 1125 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,520 Just blend in. 1126 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,720 I'll be like the fucking, 1127 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,480 infiltrating a secret society. 1128 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,840 Dude. 1129 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,840 No, you gotta fucking go. 1130 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,560 The fucking Catholic crusades 1131 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,040 were not only justified, but morally right. 1132 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,200 Okay. 1133 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,560 I don't know anything about them. 1134 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,400 That's a stance. 1135 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,440 I'm not gonna confirm or deny that. 1136 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,040 So I'm gonna just put your, 1137 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,760 based off of your delivery on that, 1138 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,600 what you just said was very controversial. 1139 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,040 It's not controversial, it was right. 1140 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,480 That sounded even more controversial. 1141 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,280 What do we have in terms of ghost hunting equipment? 1142 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,560 I have an EMF detector, I have a thermal camera. 1143 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,800 I have a night vision camera. 1144 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,560 I have a spirit box. 1145 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,600 I have a melmeter. 1146 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,440 I have a- 1147 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,320 What's a melmeter? 1148 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,320 I got three Polaroids. 1149 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,280 It's the fucking thing that we took, 1150 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,680 the thing that's like the white box 1151 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,600 with the orange screen on it. 1152 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,440 Hmm. 1153 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,960 Hmm. 1154 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,720 I got a Polaroid and that's all I got. 1155 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,240 You got an Oculus. 1156 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,720 That looks like it'd be a good spot 1157 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,480 for a seance right there. 1158 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,800 Oh yeah. 1159 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,640 What do you think, Tyler? 1160 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,480 Holy shit. 1161 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,360 Should we, guys, and I can't believe I'm saying this. 1162 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,680 This is a bad thought. 1163 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,800 Because I actually have a ghost story I haven't told. 1164 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,840 But- 1165 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,200 Well, why you been holding out, Ali Mac? 1166 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,040 Let's hear it. 1167 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,440 All right. 1168 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,480 Wait, I just zoned the fuck out. 1169 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,640 What the fuck were we talking about? 1170 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,640 Dude, me too, bro. 1171 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,520 We just turned into spooky stories and I got a good one. 1172 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,920 Actually, it involves one of your current coworkers, 1173 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,720 just to add things a little bit more. 1174 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720 Beepus? 1175 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,560 No. 1176 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,480 No, the other one. 1177 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,000 The other one who I also worked very closely with. 1178 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,560 Our Latino friend? 1179 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,080 No. 1180 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,640 No, think more Beepus. 1181 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,400 Bro, him and Beepus were peas in a fucking pod. 1182 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,240 I worked with him. 1183 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,640 One of them just got engaged? 1184 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,480 Potentially. 1185 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,480 Is the woman you're speaking about the woman 1186 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:26,960 that's your current coworker 1187 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,360 and your ex- coworker at the old place? 1188 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,920 I'm thinking of a male. 1189 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,080 Yes, me too. 1190 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,920 He's got a fucking cockatoo. 1191 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,800 The one I always call cockatoo. 1192 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,840 It's fucking hair. 1193 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,520 All right, let's hear the story. 1194 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,520 God damn it. 1195 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,720 All right, so. 1196 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,240 Old, this'll give it away. 1197 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,720 Fucking dispatch. 1198 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,520 Shit, why did I just say that? 1199 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,400 No fucking dark episode. 1200 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,240 It's a dark episode. 1201 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,640 Fuck, I wanna be able to see, bro. 1202 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,840 Kill the live light, Casey. 1203 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,680 Kill the live light. 1204 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,520 Kill the live light. 1205 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,360 Kill the live light. 1206 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,200 Oh, here we fucking go. 1207 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,880 Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it. 1208 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:01,720 Shut her down. 1209 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,440 Oh, baby. 1210 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,600 Okay, okay, fine. 1211 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,000 It does fit the purposes of the story, actually. 1212 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,600 So, oh shit. 1213 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,880 We even got Casey cranked down the brightness over there. 1214 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,680 We're fucking going true dark here. 1215 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,800 No, I was gonna say is, so, Ouija boards. 1216 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,920 I've never really fucked with them too much. 1217 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,720 I don't like those things. 1218 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,200 It just seems some people just have really creepy stories 1219 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,600 about them and they're the type of people 1220 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,320 that don't usually try to bullshit about stuff. 1221 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,040 They'll be like, I don't believe in ghosts, 1222 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,560 but this one time I used a Ouija board. 1223 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,160 Everybody has a fucking, yes. 1224 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,720 That's a bad idea. 1225 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:40,720 Yeah, but no, so we used to work in dispatch together 1226 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,240 and it was prior to me being in dispatch with him. 1227 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,800 I was still working just in the bus, but in the box. 1228 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,640 But he brought a Ouija board to work with him 1229 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,240 and used it with a coworker one day 1230 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,640 and he was just brushing it off like it was nothing. 1231 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:00,680 It was like, ah, whatever. 1232 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,640 Like, it's a fucking Ouija board, whatever. 1233 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,480 It was funny. 1234 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,240 I'm being funny, we're at work. 1235 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,120 So, when I started working with him 1236 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,920 and we became like somewhat, 1237 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,920 like we were starting to become more friends 1238 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,160 rather than just coworkers. 1239 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,840 He's like, oh, I'm gonna bring that shit in next week. 1240 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,000 And I was like, no, you're fucking not. 1241 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,880 It's like, don't fucking do that shit. 1242 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,040 So, the one day he brought it in 1243 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,920 just to like mess with me a little bit. 1244 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,080 He messed around with it a little bit 1245 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,560 because I was not gonna fuck around with it, 1246 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,040 especially in the position I'm in. 1247 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,640 I think it can affect things. 1248 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,280 Like, on my end, it's gonna seem scary. 1249 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,440 But it's like, dude, he just bringing him 1250 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,160 that Ouija board to work and saying that shit, 1251 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,680 it was like, the fucking night was a nightmare. 1252 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,400 There was fucking shootings, stabbings, 1253 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,320 like car accidents, and it was on both of our sides, 1254 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,160 both the cities. 1255 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,640 Like, we're both doing a different one. 1256 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,200 And it was just, it was a fucking nightmare. 1257 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,000 No, he just brought it. 1258 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,320 Like I said, he didn't use it. 1259 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,000 He was like, just honestly, like as a joke to be like, 1260 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,400 hey, you said like, whoa, don't do it. 1261 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,640 Like, he was just being like, 1262 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,480 he was doing it to like be funny. 1263 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,880 You didn't use it? 1264 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,160 He didn't use it, but he just brought it in there. 1265 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,000 And then it was a shit show night. 1266 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,200 But he had used it, the thing that, 1267 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,240 here's the catch though. 1268 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,320 Here's the reason why I think 1269 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,440 that there was some value to it. 1270 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,200 He had that Ouija board in there with his coworker 1271 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,280 prior to me being a dispatcher and did use it with them. 1272 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,920 So that Ouija board had been used in that room 1273 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,560 while we were dispatching and stuff. 1274 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,160 And then that same Ouija board returned 1275 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,040 with the request that I use it. 1276 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,680 And I said no, but it's, I mean, like I said, 1277 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,280 like you can go as much as you want to say and be like, 1278 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,480 oh, you got to slide that thing to goodbye 1279 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,960 or like say goodbye to it or else it comes back. 1280 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,960 I don't fuck with Luigi boards. 1281 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,640 Yeah, no, I don't fuck with Luigi boards either. 1282 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,880 I don't fuck with that Luigi board. 1283 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,760 I just fuck with the Mario board. 1284 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,240 Well, dude, I'm just saying that night 1285 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,480 was a fucking clusterfuck 1286 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,640 and it seemed to calm down a little bit, 1287 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,080 but like Tyler will remember, Casey, you didn't work 1288 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,440 nearly as much, but like Tyler, 1289 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,840 you remember during that time period, 1290 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,360 it was a fucking nightmare. 1291 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,200 Oh yeah. 1292 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,120 I reached like a four month stretch 1293 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,640 where it was just shit every time I was in that fucking booth. 1294 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,480 Yeah, we hated him. 1295 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,160 And it was like, and everybody hated me. 1296 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,640 And the crazy thing was it wasn't even transports. 1297 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,120 There wasn't a ton of transports. 1298 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,600 There would occasionally be LDTs and Tyler loved those 1299 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,440 because I let him get. 1300 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,880 Dude, I loved LDTs too. 1301 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,000 It let him get out of the shit show 1302 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,840 that happened every night I was in there. 1303 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,080 I would literally call fucking dispatch before I came in. 1304 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:38,920 I'd be like, yo. 1305 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,400 You text me. 1306 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,760 You'd be like, hey, what's on the board? 1307 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,200 And I'd be like, let me text Day Shift. 1308 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,760 Like, I don't know, don't go in for three more hours. 1309 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,320 Dude, I tried to hop on whatever LDTs I could get on. 1310 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,600 Yeah, dude, they were great. 1311 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,520 Even transports, just because it's like, 1312 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,400 I just want to get out of the fucking mayhem, you know? 1313 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,240 Dude, I'd say I can't. 1314 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,440 But you can't. 1315 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,640 No, you can. 1316 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,480 I'm just saying. 1317 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,400 You can a little bit, but not 100%. 1318 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,520 You guys buying the Ouija boards at all, though? 1319 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,160 Oh, yeah. 1320 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,240 I almost wore a Ouija board shirt tonight. 1321 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,720 Do you think he'd come? 1322 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,720 Who? 1323 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,680 The dude. 1324 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,240 So do? 1325 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:09,760 Yeah. 1326 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,920 Yeah, he said he'd come. 1327 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,920 No shit, really? 1328 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,360 Bro, we got to have him in here. 1329 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,480 I'll fucking talk to him about that. 1330 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,240 Holy shit. 1331 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,000 He fucking. 1332 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Would I know this guy? 1333 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,800 I don't know. 1334 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,840 No, I think he might have been. 1335 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,200 He potentially could have been at the very end of your time. 1336 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,560 When did you leave? 1337 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,960 2018. 1338 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,880 Yeah. 1339 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,440 So he would have been at the very end of you. 1340 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,880 What does his last name rhyme with? 1341 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,480 So do. 1342 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:39,980 No. 1343 00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:40,480 No. 1344 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:43,980 Blowers. 1345 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,400 It's not, though. 1346 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:48,920 No. 1347 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,480 But it rhymes with it. 1348 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,000 I don't think we need to bleep that. 1349 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,360 I think that's an obscure enough thing. 1350 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:53,880 Yeah. 1351 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,640 I don't even know who that is. 1352 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,200 Oh, yeah, of course. 1353 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:57,680 OK. 1354 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,880 Yes, bro, I want to. 1355 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,280 I want to ask the boss just so I can say something so bad right now, 1356 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:08,400 because I cannot say it on the pod, but let's have a smoke. 1357 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,440 All right, shit. 1358 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,000 It might be a smoke. 1359 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,840 All right, episode 50. 1360 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,600 We'll be back. 1361 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:31,120 Something's up the basement. 1362 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,320 Welcome back to our final podcast. 1363 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,360 I'm a fucking episode 50 spectacular. 1364 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,160 Sake is passed from China. 1365 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,720 Try to steal your mind. 1366 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,080 We're trying to show out a little here. 1367 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,160 We had a little mishap. 1368 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,040 Check it out. 1369 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,560 I'm a fucking gay guy. 1370 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,560 You know I really don't like red hot chili peppers. 1371 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,360 I fucking love these guys. 1372 00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,440 You're such a hater. 1373 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,320 I love these guys. 1374 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,720 I was [? Godfits?]. 1375 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,360 You guys are just like, I don't want to listen to a funny song. 1376 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,480 I want to listen to a gay song. 1377 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,560 But that's not true! 1378 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,560 This is taking so much heat. 1379 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,560 Some of the best days of my life I have associated with red hot chili peppers. 1380 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:20,060 Some of the best days of my life. You know how many best days of my life are associated with red hot chili peppers? 1381 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:21,060 Fucking zero. 1382 00:47:21,060 --> 00:47:22,560 Well now there's one with Tyler. 1383 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,060 So I can see. 1384 00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:28,060 I'm on episode 50 Tyler. That's not a big deal to you. 1385 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:29,060 Fuck. 1386 00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:32,060 I've been here for more episodes than anybody besides Casey. 1387 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,060 Okay, it doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. I'm a busy man. 1388 00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,560 I'm a busy man. 1389 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,560 Get fucked by a fucking lead. 1390 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,060 This is a conspiracy song. 1391 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:47,060 You got, dude, you got one of the most staff lineups in band history. 1392 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:51,560 You got fucking Anthony Kiedis, Chad Smith, Flea, and Mike Fruschanti. 1393 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,560 And you're gonna tell me that they're not a good fucking band? 1394 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,560 It's actually John. 1395 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,060 John Fruschanti. 1396 00:47:58,060 --> 00:48:00,560 Yeah, and then they fucking replaced him with Josh Klinghoffer. 1397 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,560 And he was not great. 1398 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,560 He's back though. 1399 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,560 Jack Miehoffer? 1400 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,560 Wait, did fucking Fruschanti leave again? 1401 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,560 No, he's back. He's back. 1402 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,560 No, I know. But Klinghoffer, he's gone still. 1403 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,560 Wow. 1404 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,560 His solo projects are good, by the way, if you haven't listened to him. 1405 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,560 Oh, really? 1406 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,560 Yeah. 1407 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,560 Everybody sucks John, whatever his name is. 1408 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,560 You know what I hate? I fucking hate him. 1409 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,560 You don't like him. 1410 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,560 I hate you too. 1411 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,560 I love him. I love his... 1412 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,060 Everybody sucks his dick. 1413 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:27,060 I fucking hate you too. 1414 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,560 I think he's good at guitar player. 1415 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,560 I mean, I think Flea's the best person in the band. 1416 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,560 I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. 1417 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,560 He's one of the greatest bassists of all time. 1418 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,560 You know why this is a conspiracy song? 1419 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,560 Yeah. 1420 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,560 Why? 1421 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,560 Because he's like, 1422 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,560 I'm a very very bad man in the Hollywood basement. 1423 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,560 He fucking fucked, fuck you mom. 1424 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,560 I made a fucking dick in the Hollywood basement. 1425 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,560 The fool that extinct, I wanna fuck your dad. 1426 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,560 I hate the song because it's fucking gay. 1427 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,560 That's what he's... Exactly. 1428 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:56,560 Tell us about the California-cation conspiracy. 1429 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560 I hate California-cation. 1430 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,560 No, no. Tyler just said it. 1431 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,560 Oh, I thought he was just being autistic. 1432 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,560 He says space may be the final frontier, but it's filmed in a Hollywood basement. 1433 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,560 Oh, like the moon rail landing was fake. 1434 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,560 Right. 1435 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,560 I gotta make a best hits of Untitled. 1436 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:21,560 I gotta make a best hits thing where we, where I play like the best moments of each episode. 1437 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,560 What would they call that? Highlights. 1438 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,560 Yeah, Highlights. Highlights of Untitled podcast. 1439 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,560 Let me show you something you can use with your girlfriend in the bedroom. 1440 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,560 You're gonna show me the handcuff knot? 1441 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,560 I can tell by the way you're holding it. 1442 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,560 I already know how the handcuff knot goes. 1443 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,560 Yeah, give me a fucking... 1444 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,560 We call this one the Texas... 1445 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,560 Tyler and Ali-Mac just had a 20 minute, 30 minute conversation. 1446 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,560 Oh, I know. Brother, I know. 1447 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,560 You need a safety knot on there though. 1448 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,560 You need a safety knot on there though. 1449 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,560 What was the conversation about, Tyler? 1450 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,560 Which one? 1451 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,560 The half hour long conversation that you just had with Ali-Mac. 1452 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,560 Oh, I just don't wanna lay my ass come. 1453 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,560 You act like this has not been employed before. 1454 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,560 I haven't done this. 1455 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560 You got to. 1456 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560 I've only done this on old ladies. 1457 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560 It worked. 1458 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,560 Oh. 1459 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,560 Is that good? You think that'd be okay? 1460 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,560 I mean, I can... 1461 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,560 But the thing is, they're not gonna try to fucking... 1462 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,560 Right, right. 1463 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,560 They're just for show. 1464 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560 Yeah. 1465 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560 But, yeah. 1466 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,560 But, I mean, it's also a fucking... 1467 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,560 If you have like a legit rope that's made for it, 1468 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,560 which is what I have used, yeah. 1469 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,560 You're good. 1470 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,560 Yeah, I liked knot tying. I thought that was fun. 1471 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,560 I hate fucking tying up girls for fucking sex. It sucks. 1472 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,560 I love it. 1473 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,560 Dude, how what? 1474 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,560 You had the most fucking polarizing opinions on this shit. 1475 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,560 How the fuck? 1476 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,560 I don't mind getting tied up myself, 1477 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:45,560 but when I have to tie it, it's like the mood's gone. 1478 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,560 The mood's gone by the time you're done tying her up. 1479 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,560 Either or. 1480 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,560 I mean... 1481 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,560 Like when you're like, all right, and she's like, all right, I'm ready, 1482 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,560 and it's like, I'm not anymore. 1483 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,560 Casey's going to get pissed off by what I have to say, 1484 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,560 but honestly, it's the fucking wetness factor. 1485 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,560 It's like I might be kind of losing it for a little bit, 1486 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,560 and I'm tying her up, and I'm like, all right, yeah, I'm having to go tying. 1487 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,560 So Train Man already gave us an answer. 1488 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560 Holy shit. 1489 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,560 He gave us an answer already? 1490 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,560 Let me finish this. 1491 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:14,560 What? 1492 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,560 Let me finish this, Casey. Don't detract from my statement here. 1493 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,560 But you think, you start to lose it a little bit, 1494 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,560 and you're like, wow, this is taking a lot longer than expected. 1495 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,560 And then you get there, and then as soon as you fucking go in once... 1496 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,560 As long as it's not blood, Ali Mac, right? 1497 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,560 As long as it's not blood. 1498 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,560 I don't give a fuck if it is blood. 1499 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,560 Throw a towel down. We're going in. 1500 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,560 God damn it. 1501 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,560 2020, grow a shed. 1502 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,560 Casey tried to avoid me so hard. 1503 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,560 Grow a shed. It's a normal body thing. It happens. 1504 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,560 I'm not fucking with blood. 1505 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,560 Oh my fucking God. 1506 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,560 It's not like necrophilia. 1507 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:49,560 It's close enough. 1508 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,560 No, it's not. 1509 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,560 I'm not about that length. 1510 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,560 Jesus Christ. 1511 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:57,560 You're not driving in there day one when you got to clot the size of a fucking baseball. 1512 00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,560 You're waiting until that shit's out of the way. 1513 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,560 Mike the Trade Man replied to our riddle. 1514 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,560 He says, it's an electric train. There is no smoke. 1515 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,560 Oh! 1516 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,560 He got it right! 1517 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,560 Let's tell him that he wins! 1518 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,560 He gets to be in our group chat. 1519 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,560 No, he won a doorknob. 1520 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,560 He won a doorknob. 1521 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,560 We didn't actually come up with a prize, but... 1522 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,560 He won a doorknob. 1523 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560 Next week there will be a prize. 1524 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,560 We'll negotiate. 1525 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,560 Tyler, I'm leaving it up to you to reply to Mike the Trade Man this time. 1526 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,560 Who told him the riddle? 1527 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,560 I did. 1528 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,560 Did you send it in Morse code? 1529 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,560 Yeah, I did. 1530 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560 That is awesome. Mike the Trade Man, you win. 1531 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,560 You got to respond, Tyler, by being like, dearest Michael. 1532 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,560 Damn. 1533 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:46,560 Dearest Michael, it was a pleasure having you on our game show. 1534 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,560 Ali Mack, what's this not? 1535 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,560 You tell me this one right here. 1536 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,560 You tell me this for one dollar. 1537 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,560 You win one dollar. 1538 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,560 Oh, I'm sorry. 1539 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,560 That's a pretzel. 1540 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,560 I'm pretty sure you were going for a figure eight. 1541 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,560 God damn it, let me do it first. 1542 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,560 You got to get a plate on that. 1543 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,560 You got to get a plate on it. 1544 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:07,560 Jesus Christ, I was the fucking nots lieutenant at my old fire department. 1545 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,560 I had to teach that shit. 1546 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,560 That's a thing. 1547 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,560 I mean, not everywhere. 1548 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,560 A not lieutenant? 1549 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,560 No, it was just like that was worth it. 1550 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,560 Yeah, you're not a lieutenant because you're just doing nots. 1551 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,560 No, I did other shit too. 1552 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,560 I told him he won a fabulous prize on a doorknob. 1553 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,560 Oh yeah, how do you do that? 1554 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,560 Let me show you how to do it. 1555 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,560 I'll do it. 1556 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,560 And he says, oh joy, just what I always wanted, a doorknob. 1557 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,560 Congrats. 1558 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:33,560 There'll be a big prize next week. 1559 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,560 This podcast is off the rails. 1560 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,560 Even harder. 1561 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,560 So if you want to do a figure eight on a bite. 1562 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,560 What the fuck is happening? 1563 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560 We're tying nots. 1564 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,560 You just take an end and you treat this like it's a single row. 1565 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,560 So now you're going to go around. 1566 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,560 Yeah. 1567 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,560 Yeah. 1568 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,560 That's right. 1569 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,560 Hold on. 1570 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,560 I got to echo. 1571 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,560 Dude, I. 1572 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,560 What? 1573 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,560 We're at nine. 1574 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,560 Oh, I can't believe I'm here. 1575 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,560 There you go. 1576 00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:58,560 I was reading the. 1577 00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,560 You know, you have to figure eight. 1578 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,560 This is the same thing. 1579 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,560 You start with a figure eight. 1580 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,560 Welcome back. 1581 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,560 Ali Mac. 1582 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,560 Ali Mac. 1583 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,560 Are you dialed in? 1584 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:16,560 Oh, I'm fucking dialed in, bro. 1585 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:22,560 Are you ready to win this game show? 1586 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,760 Dude, any other episode, if you ask me to tie this knot, I would look at you like I had 1587 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,520 fucking cerebral palsy. 1588 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,560 So I'm fucking no, despite what the masses. 1589 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,560 I'm fucking. 1590 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,560 All right. 1591 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,560 We're back. 1592 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,560 What's the one from John? 1593 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,560 Oh, my God. 1594 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,560 He's reading big news. 1595 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,560 Big news. 1596 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,560 The train man is reading the making of the miracle. 1597 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:55,560 Mike Arizioni's untold story of the captain of the 1980 Olympics gold team. 1598 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,560 Oh, shit. 1599 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,560 Oh, my good God. 1600 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:04,560 I'm going to fuck this up. 1601 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,560 I know how it's done. 1602 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,560 What's the one with the with the story of the bunny? 1603 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,560 You guys are fucking playing with your. 1604 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,560 What's the. 1605 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,560 I'm here with your seven time returning to. 1606 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,560 God damn seven times. 1607 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,560 This is just an abortion. 1608 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:27,560 Somebody's got to dethrone him next fucking time. 1609 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:42,560 I'm starting a petition to do not. 1610 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,560 Because I think I can win that one. 1611 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,560 We got three times. 1612 00:55:49,560 --> 00:56:01,560 The most popular. 1613 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,560 Are you talking about the quote? 1614 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,560 You're talking about. 1615 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,560 That's a tough. 1616 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,560 Shut the fuck up. 1617 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,560 Three times. 1618 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,560 The clove hitch. 1619 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,560 Zero time. 1620 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:20,560 I'm going to back on this one yet to win an episode. 1621 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,560 Oh, baby. 1622 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,560 That's a nut. 1623 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,560 If I've ever seen one. 1624 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,560 That's a globetrot. 1625 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,560 Damn, that's a beautiful. 1626 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:44,560 You're going to. 1627 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,560 Let me see that. 1628 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,560 This is the fucking. 1629 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,560 We love this. 1630 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,560 So we're going. 1631 00:56:53,560 --> 00:57:10,560 To do the chaos. 1632 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:16,560 Nope, too much. 1633 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:26,560 I'm going to do the chaos. 1634 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,560 This episode. 1635 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,560 Welcome back. 1636 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,560 Oh my God. 1637 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,560 They're going to think we're on fucking coke. 1638 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,560 Jesus Christ. 1639 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,560 Nancy Pelosi's pits back in the fucking sixties were fantastic. 1640 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,560 You still have yet to get a win. 1641 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,560 What's your strategy? 1642 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,560 Today is play every fucking the same as always. 1643 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,560 Tom, it's fucking we're going to come in every day. 1644 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,560 We bet everything. 1645 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,560 Tom, you, you're Tom. 1646 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,560 But. 1647 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,560 Fucking love him. 1648 00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,560 Fucking. 1649 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,560 I'm no homeless. 1650 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,560 But no, no. 1651 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560 My strategy is daily. 1652 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,560 I mean, double jeopardy. 1653 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,560 You bet everything every time. 1654 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,560 Wager at the end. 1655 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,560 You bet everything every time. 1656 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:10,560 It doesn't matter. 1657 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,560 You can be in first. 1658 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,560 Be a man. 1659 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,560 All right. 1660 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,560 We'll see if I hold true. 1661 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:23,560 Before that, before jeopardy even starts, if this happens to be an answer for any of them, 1662 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,560 I automatically win. 1663 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:25,560 OK. 1664 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,560 What is vodka? 1665 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:33,560 Wait, we all need, we all need one answer that if you potentially are you fucking kidding 1666 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,560 me? 1667 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,560 Watch that be a daily double. 1668 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,560 If that's a daily double. 1669 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,560 If that's an answer to any question, I automatically win. 1670 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,560 Well, in that case, I got to think it's true. 1671 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,560 Your category is so impossible. 1672 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,560 My answer is red hot chili peppers. 1673 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,560 If they're included, I get the points. 1674 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,560 My answer is Nancy Pelosi's fucking juicy tits in the 1960s. 1675 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,560 God bless. 1676 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,560 If he actually I'm rooting for you. 1677 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,560 I hope you get that one. 1678 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,560 All right. 1679 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,560 First question. 1680 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,560 For the categories today, we got movies about space. 1681 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,560 OK. 1682 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,560 Translations. 1683 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,560 OK. 1684 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,560 Song of the Year. 1685 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,560 Untitled podcast. 1686 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,560 Oh, so 50 baby. 1687 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:20,560 Yeah, well, I'm going to blow that cardinal directions and potent potable. 1688 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,560 I won Tyler's pick first. 1689 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:27,560 We'll do untitled podcast podcast for 200 name. 1690 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,560 Oh, we're good. 1691 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,560 Name of the first episode of Untitled podcast. 1692 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,560 What is Chinese democracy? 1693 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,560 Oh, yeah. 1694 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,560 I knew that. 1695 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,560 I knew that too. 1696 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,560 Fuck. 1697 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,560 I had no idea. 1698 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,560 Motherfucker. 1699 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,560 It's just you and him. 1700 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,560 Yeah, it's just you two. 1701 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,560 How could you not? 1702 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,560 Fuck. 1703 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:52,560 I've listened to that one like four times for 400 flight 93 went down in this Pennsylvania. 1704 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:53,560 Oh, God. 1705 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,560 I'm not going to win this one. 1706 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,560 You guys are too quick. 1707 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,560 Even with the Adderall, it's not helping. 1708 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,560 That's dance. 1709 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,560 Potable. 1710 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,560 For 200. 1711 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:08,560 Kind of beer Walt prefers in Gran Torino. 1712 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,560 What is was Paps Blue Ribbon? 1713 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,560 Oh, Pat Blue Ribbon. 1714 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,560 Wow. 1715 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,560 I was going to say a quote from that movie, but it's incredibly racist. 1716 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,560 So I can't shy away from that. 1717 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,560 Yeah, we got a little bit of an echo here. 1718 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,560 Echo. 1719 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,560 All right. 1720 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:25,560 Tyler's. 1721 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,560 No, it's my pick. 1722 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,560 Oh, fuck. 1723 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,560 Jesus fucking. 1724 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,560 Sorry. 1725 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,560 Jesus Christ. 1726 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,560 All right. 1727 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,560 Whatever category that last one was from, because I got it. 1728 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560 Yeah. 1729 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,560 Martinis can be made with either of these two. 1730 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,560 What are olives? 1731 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,560 Oh, what's olive juice? 1732 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,560 What is either of these two? 1733 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,560 What is gin? 1734 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:53,560 What is vodka and rum to Martinis can made with either of these two liquors? 1735 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,560 What is vodka? 1736 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,560 That's one. 1737 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,560 What is what is what is vodka? 1738 01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,560 What is vodka? 1739 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:00,560 That's bullshit. 1740 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,560 Yeah, vodka gin. 1741 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:06,560 He's asking for two. 1742 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:07,560 I said two. 1743 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,560 That wasn't the full answer, Dan. 1744 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:12,560 You gotta give me something for that. 1745 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,560 No, you don't. 1746 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,560 I was thinking that when you said that. 1747 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,560 You gotta give me something for that. 1748 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,560 Okay. 1749 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,560 You gotta give me something. 1750 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:23,560 I say you give me full credit, but you also give him half credit to the question. 1751 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,560 Dan gets half credit. 1752 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,560 That's like an impossible thing that I just did. 1753 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:27,560 No, it's not. 1754 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,560 It's the third question in. 1755 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,560 There's always the category potent potable. 1756 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,560 All right, Ali back. 1757 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,560 Sometimes it is potable. 1758 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,560 Sometimes it is potable. 1759 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,560 200 points. 1760 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,560 200 for that impossible half of the answer. 1761 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,560 That was a Hail Mary. 1762 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,560 I didn't even know the question. 1763 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:50,560 Five minutes before the question came out, I said if this happens to be the answer for any of the questions, I automatically win. 1764 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,560 And you got automatically win. 1765 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,560 I thought you just got the points for it. 1766 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,560 If it comes down. 1767 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,560 I wouldn't agree with that. 1768 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,560 The final question to me winning or losing automatically win. 1769 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:02,560 Okay. 1770 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:07,560 You mean if it's a tiebreaker, you know, if it's a tiebreaker, I say we give them that. 1771 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:13,560 You can tell me that wasn't no, I come out with that. 1772 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,560 You're not impressed by that. 1773 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,560 Yeah. 1774 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,560 One word in the English dictionary. 1775 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560 You gotta give him. 1776 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,560 Yeah. 1777 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:23,560 You know, the category in every, every, because it's going to be the answer. 1778 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,560 Well, it was also potable the past two episodes. 1779 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,560 All right. 1780 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,560 Well, we got 400 points for Alimak. 1781 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,560 All right. 1782 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:30,560 Keep it going. 1783 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,560 Potent potables. 1784 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,560 600. 1785 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,560 This drink is named after a New York City borough. 1786 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,560 What is a Long Island? 1787 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,560 Yeah, he got it. 1788 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,560 He got it. 1789 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,560 God damn it. 1790 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:42,560 That's Tyler's. 1791 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,560 God damn it. 1792 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,560 It's all right. 1793 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,560 Damn. 1794 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,560 Damn. 1795 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,560 Fucking lock it in. 1796 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,560 Untitled podcast for 600. 1797 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:49,560 Damn, we got this. 1798 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,560 Oh shit. 1799 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:51,560 Where's the fucking. 1800 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:56,560 You got 800 points. 1801 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,560 Let's make it true. 1802 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,560 Oh shit. 1803 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,560 The four people that are on Mount Rushmore. 1804 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:09,560 That's going to be Thomas Jefferson. 1805 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:15,560 It's going to be Abe Lincoln and that's going to be Teddy Roosevelt. 1806 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,560 Teddy Roosevelt. 1807 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,560 George Washington. 1808 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,560 Abe Lincoln. 1809 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,560 Yes. 1810 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,560 Teddy Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson. 1811 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,560 Yeah. 1812 01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,560 That was important potable. 1813 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,560 No, that was an untitled podcast. 1814 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:32,560 Oh, okay. 1815 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,560 I was about to throw a fit there. 1816 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,560 I was going to say that's a bullshit question. 1817 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:37,560 That makes sense though. 1818 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,560 Untitled podcast for 800. 1819 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,560 This episode was named after an entity. 1820 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:46,560 What is the the solar plexus clown glider? 1821 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:52,560 Oh my God. 1822 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,560 It was on the tip of my fucking penis. 1823 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,560 Untitled podcast. 1824 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,560 Oh my God. 1825 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,560 For a thousand. 1826 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:02,560 The film was the this film was the first schizophrenic movie. 1827 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,560 Oh, that's what is back to the future. 1828 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,560 Yeah, it's back. 1829 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,560 I mean, that was a tough one. 1830 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:13,560 I was like, I think it was back to the future, but I didn't say I wasn't even on that episode. 1831 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,560 Just so everybody knows. 1832 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,560 No, I think you were. 1833 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,560 No, I was on back to the future part too. 1834 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,560 That was the first time I heard about it. 1835 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,560 You got movies about space. 1836 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,560 Movies about space. 1837 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,560 All right. 1838 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,560 What is Apollo 13? 1839 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,560 200. 1840 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:28,560 Ryan Gosling plays Neil Armstrong in this film. 1841 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,560 No. 1842 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,560 Can you finish the question? 1843 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,560 You are right. 1844 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,560 Gosling plays Neil Armstrong in this 2018 film. 1845 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,560 What is first landing? 1846 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,560 It was close though. 1847 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:48,560 What is the first contact? 1848 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,560 What is first space? 1849 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,560 We're timed out. 1850 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,560 First man. 1851 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560 I said that. 1852 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,560 I said that. 1853 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,560 You got six questions first. 1854 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,560 I said that. 1855 01:04:58,560 --> 01:04:59,560 He did say that. 1856 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,560 I did say that. 1857 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,560 He timed out. 1858 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,560 That's mine. 1859 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,560 You're close. 1860 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,560 That's fucking mine. 1861 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,560 You're close. 1862 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,560 That's fucking mine. 1863 01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,560 You're allowed to get seed back now to the Grand Champ. 1864 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:11,560 Well, he said it before the timer. 1865 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,560 I did. 1866 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,560 You heard it about 15 times. 1867 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,560 Me and Dan exhausted our guesses and he got six more. 1868 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,560 Jesus fucking Christ. 1869 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,560 The preference on the show is insane. 1870 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,560 Dan, how are we ever going to win? 1871 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,560 We're not going to win. 1872 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,560 No, fuck this. 1873 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:28,560 We're fucking rigged against here. 1874 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,560 This is bullshit. 1875 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:34,560 We got movies about space, translations, song of the year, cardinal directions, potent potable. 1876 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,560 Shove a potent potable up your ass. 1877 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:37,560 All right. 1878 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,560 What year was this song come out? 1879 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,560 Irreplaceable by Beyonce. 1880 01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,560 What is 2006? 1881 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,560 2010. 1882 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,560 2004. 1883 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560 2009. 1884 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:48,560 What is 2002? 1885 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:49,560 2013. 1886 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,560 2007. 1887 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:51,560 What the fuck? 1888 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:52,560 Casey, that's a retarded fucking question. 1889 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:53,560 I'm just going to come out and say it. 1890 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:54,560 You know nobody here listens to Beyonce. 1891 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,560 You knew it was going to be a guessing game. 1892 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,560 And now me and Dan get fucked over because of it. 1893 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:57,560 Go fuck yourself. 1894 01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:58,560 Tyler, I can't even look at you right now. 1895 01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,560 I'm so mad. 1896 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,560 Tyler's bird. 1897 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,560 I'm so mad. 1898 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,560 I'm so mad. 1899 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:03,560 I'm so mad. 1900 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,560 I'm so mad. 1901 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,560 I'm so mad. 1902 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,560 I'm so mad. 1903 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,560 I'm so mad. 1904 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:08,560 I'm so mad. 1905 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:09,560 Tyler's bird. 1906 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,560 Let's go, music. 1907 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,900 Song of the Year for 400, Hey Jude by The Beatles. 1908 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,660 What is- 1909 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:32,500 What is nyEen I like to fucking guess is to fucking potty. 1910 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,740 Casey Casey literally said well you're close 1911 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:41,740 And then you fucking had six more guesses and then got it you said first space 1912 01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:49,860 Act like you knew that god fucking damn it that was retarded and so was that question 1913 01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:56,080 Let's do movies about space and what does apollo 13? 1914 01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:03,680 For 400 Donald Glover appears in this 2015 space film the Martian 1915 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,600 Well, it's not the dude who's screaming fucking bashing his face 1916 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:18,360 That's a Tyler's big base space space for 600 1917 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:23,200 What is gravity year preceding a space Odyssey in the film's title was to? 1918 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,200 do 1919 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:33,520 You both got at the same time said you're proceeding so I was thinking it's the space up, okay? 1920 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:37,000 It's called 2001 a space out of here, but what's the here proceeding? Oh? 1921 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:47,400 Question I guess 2003 times before I said 2001 that's gonna be a split between Tyler and Ali back 1922 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,000 first 1923 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:54,000 retarded question 1924 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:59,120 2001 you said the year proceeding so me and Tyler both said 2000 1925 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:04,400 Proceeding a space Odyssey. Yeah space Odyssey that shit happened 1926 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,920 2001 sure was written before oh my god. I'm gonna fucking blow up 1927 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,040 Tyler's big I'm gonna break your deck's race 1928 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,600 space for 600 1929 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:18,780 weird to them for 800 stars 1930 01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:22,620 George Clooney Clooney and Sandra was gravity 1931 01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:27,860 Yes, I guess that 1932 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:48,940 I'm the last Ali Max pick you got another space one there right yeah, all right fuck it this 1990 five film was 1933 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:52,300 And that is when it came out 1934 01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:57,640 I did pick I translation song of the year cardinal directions 1935 01:08:59,740 --> 01:09:01,740 We don't have 1936 01:09:01,780 --> 01:09:03,780 free hundred 1937 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:09,020 Yeah, we got 2000 1938 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:13,180 What's the school? Yeah? Yeah? Let's get the let's get the one down on the scores before the wager here 1939 01:09:13,180 --> 01:09:14,380 I'll do 1940 01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:20,780 You don't know how much you you don't know how much you'd us to have though. Ali Max got 2700 Todd's got 35 1941 01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:22,780 Oh 1942 01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:26,180 400 1943 01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:28,180 Yeah, all right get back in 1944 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,300 Tramadol is this class of drug? 1945 01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:35,380 Tramadol is a hold on 1946 01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:38,020 It's a sedative 1947 01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:51,180 On Triton Tramadol Tramadol. What was the question? Just repeat the tramadol is this class of drug? 1948 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,900 I'm gonna say it's a 1949 01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:59,660 Fuck man, I 1950 01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:03,900 Know I know it's it's uh, it's like a downer 1951 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:08,780 I'm gonna say it's a sedative 1952 01:10:14,060 --> 01:10:21,800 I would be an opioid fuck. Oh, damn really shit. I was gonna go fucking barbiturate with that fucker. God. All right, Dan 1953 01:10:24,660 --> 01:10:27,880 I should have known I got a lecture on that shit two days ago 1954 01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:32,180 a snow cone is doing this drug mix with alcohol 1955 01:10:32,180 --> 01:10:34,180 What is cocaine? 1956 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:43,180 Yeah, god damn it that took me way too long to put together so with alcohol I was like what do you put with cocaine 1957 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:48,840 I have the answer and I'm not saying it 1958 01:10:52,700 --> 01:10:54,700 Translation song of the year 1959 01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:00,220 Translations alright. Goodbye in French 1960 01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:02,220 What is a do you have you? 1961 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:06,100 You a do you 1962 01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:15,100 Eight-time champion 1963 01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:21,900 I gotta keep my although I do also meets goodbye. So I'll actually get points on that too 1964 01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:29,720 I answered before anybody on I like to say I said nobody know I said what is that do you before anybody opens their mouth? 1965 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:33,260 Play it back guarantee you I had both answers 1966 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:40,740 Well, then why am I not getting full credit? I answered with a do before anybody open their mouth. All right, you got it 1967 01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:47,900 This game to Tyler's favor keep it translations 1968 01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:52,220 Translations for 400. Hello in Japanese was Konichiwa 1969 01:11:56,420 --> 01:12:01,060 Translations, please in Spanish was poor for war 1970 01:12:14,140 --> 01:12:16,140 Translations up there. Yeah 1971 01:12:16,140 --> 01:12:20,420 Thank you in German. Okay fuck what is okay? 1972 01:12:33,660 --> 01:12:39,780 I mean, I would have just not that quick you had it quick. I'll give you no German you fucking retard 1973 01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:46,860 Hey, you don't know what is though. That's tough. Oh, yeah 1974 01:12:56,380 --> 01:12:58,380 That's bullshit I said what is 1975 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,380 Then you've answered with what is 1976 01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:12,220 Fucking crack. Yeah episode 50 you should know what is by the fucking credit Casey 1977 01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:16,460 What are my categories translation 1978 01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:23,940 Give me translation. All right a thousand big in Italian grande 1979 01:13:23,940 --> 01:13:33,860 Um, no, hold up fuck fuck. Oh my god. It's muchisimo. Oh 1980 01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:38,740 Pico manja 1981 01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:45,840 I know this too. What is it music when it means get bigger crescendo? 1982 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:50,840 What is wrong with it? Oh 1983 01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:02,400 Play it back you fucking listen to it when he posts it we say what is every time 1984 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,160 What is 1985 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,640 Answers you just say them first cuz you cheat and then say what is 1986 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:13,800 We've been letting you get away with it for fucking this is a time 1987 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:15,800 Time is gonna be a champion 1988 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,800 Put our foot down 1989 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:24,280 I got you the points for that. That's bullshit. You see you see this shit, Dan 1990 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,240 It's fucking bullshit 1991 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:37,920 And I didn't say what is would they give me the points Casey well they give you a chance to say what kids kids these days 1992 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:44,000 Yeah, but if I said grande and then the person next to me said what is one day? I'm fucked 1993 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,640 If you give him the body answered incorrectly 1994 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:57,080 You're just giving positive reinforcement for that I will give him the consolation prize of the choice 1995 01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,960 For throwing a temper exactly 1996 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:06,420 The only way he gets the points is if he does does it smell alright, it's not even a penalty though 1997 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,420 We all do that shit all the time 1998 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:14,400 For smelling salt I disagree with that whole heart. He can he can have the points for smelling salt. This is bullshit 1999 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,160 You're compromising your integrity now 2000 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,480 He did get it alright. It's punishment for the temperature 2001 01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:24,520 Because we don't want to positively reinforce 2002 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:31,760 Question and he already forgot we're already okay 2003 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:35,440 I got song we just went over the final directions 2004 01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:42,840 600 love yourself Justin Bieber, what is 2000 was 2006? 2005 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:49,040 What is 2018? What is 2016? 2006 01:15:53,240 --> 01:16:01,840 Dan's pick song of the year 800 tick-tock by Kesha. What is 2012? 2007 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:04,960 What is 2010? 2008 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,960 What is 2010 what is oh? 2009 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:15,160 Okay, now he gets the point now he gets the fucking sound you okay? 2010 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:28,360 Crack it in your fucking penis so then you have to piss out glass in the next three days 2011 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:33,640 Yeah, 10 for a time champ keep it goes pick fucking keep on going 2012 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,680 1000 say what is this time? 2013 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,200 Macarena by the Bayside boys what is 1995? 2014 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:53,280 1983 I think I got that we all said 96. I didn't 2015 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,800 Dan you got cardinal directions only category left 2016 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,800 Okay 2017 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:10,600 Directions 200 Madagascar in relation to Mozambique. What is South South East South? 2018 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:21,000 With south what is what is north that'll be east I said what is east first before anybody yeah you did 2019 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,160 What do you mean? Yeah, you did 2020 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:29,100 Heard it. I heard somebody say what is the east I don't know it was fucking me. Let's go 2021 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:33,780 Oh cardinal direction wait so when we all shout this out at you, and you know it's guesses 2022 01:17:33,780 --> 01:17:36,580 You'll hear it, and you just know I knew it was fucking east 2023 01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:42,340 Madagascar is fucking off the East Coast of Africa. Yeah, we know Alex Trebek's taking heat today 2024 01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:46,100 Production level here 2025 01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:55,460 NFL this shit all right colorado in relation to why oh what is west what is south? 2026 01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:59,180 South East East what's north? 2027 01:18:01,220 --> 01:18:03,220 Northeast south 2028 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:08,500 I'm sure one of us said that for sure. I said south to I said south as well 2029 01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:12,140 Just go into the next one do this 2030 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:16,140 Cardinal directions category can suck my dick 2031 01:18:16,140 --> 01:18:25,400 This is retarded all right. We all know yes, we throw another one. I'm going to love it 2032 01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:29,980 Hanoi was the capital of this Vietnam during the South wait. What is uh? 2033 01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:33,320 God yes, what is Cambodia? 2034 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:40,120 Oh, we're guessing I know that I don't know that was a thing. I'm gonna be a long order 2035 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:45,240 I'm going to go north and south or in the Cold War because they're very hot in South and yeah 2036 01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,240 What the fuck was that one in North? Yeah? 2037 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:53,240 We're keeping up with this side. I'm not going to go because Saigon was in the south and I know I was in the north 2038 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:56,380 Jesus cardinal directions for 800 for Tyler 2039 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:02,080 You got 7100 what's everybody else's score? 2040 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:07,560 I'm not Scott forty seven hundred Dan's got thirty two hundred. That's two hundred dollars 2041 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:12,280 But this territory is a Canadian province 2042 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,480 Cardinal directions the Northern Territory 2043 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,320 I'll be Northwest 2044 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,200 And finally for a thousand 2045 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:31,120 Pittsburgh in relation to Cleveland what is what east oh? 2046 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,880 What is North these 2047 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:44,120 We got too many points shut the fuck up. I got that rewind that I got no now rewind my 2048 01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,160 Didn't hear I was too busy thinking 2049 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:55,280 All right, what's the fucking final job Dan's got forty two hundred how much forty two hundred? 2050 01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:59,500 How's that alley max got forty seven hundred Tyler's got sixty nine hundred? 2051 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,640 I gotta get my phone 2052 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:10,720 Standby standby I'll be standing by what was the what's the what's the what's the category? 2053 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,440 Categories world history 2054 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:20,440 Oh 2055 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:26,280 My god dude, I can't believe this oh my god. You can see my phone just died 2056 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,840 This is the most controversial episode of jeopardy here. You can just type it out on my phone 2057 01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:40,720 Or no you can't because then you'll see the rest 2058 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:46,480 I'm gonna go there and wager all right. You'll just give us your answer when they're when they're not no I can't I 2059 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:52,000 Can't say that no you'll just give us our answer once they've submitted theirs oh 2060 01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:59,040 Okay, yeah, but you still know what I'm waiting on the category is world history Casey. You still don't know what I'm wagering 2061 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:05,520 All right, you know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go ahead and 2062 01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:12,200 All right, you've got to come over here alley back 2063 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:32,000 Tyler you gotta get a wager all right 2064 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,200 All right 2065 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:56,200 Question is the Soviet Union was dissolved in this year 2066 01:21:56,200 --> 01:22:10,600 I like you gotta come type it in I got a thing for a minute though 2067 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:25,600 I was gonna guess already 2068 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,400 All right, I'll even ask coming over to type in his answer 2069 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:39,240 You said what is that's a good thing all right 2070 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,640 I'll put in what is 2071 01:22:44,640 --> 01:23:02,640 I'm just gonna put what is so you don't fuck me up. This is just a total fucking guess 2072 01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,640 Dude everybody's fucking stressing the fuck out 2073 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,640 No no no no no I need to 2074 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,640 Everyone's stressing out man 2075 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:19,640 All right, alley back changed it he's he did say 1984, but now he says 1983 2076 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,640 Don't tell me I fucked it 2077 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,640 Don't tell me I changed it from the right answer 2078 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:32,640 Nope that's incorrect alley mac you bet it all yeah, it's okay Dan says what 1989 2079 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:40,640 Dan we can't keep letting him get away with this he better be wrong 2080 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,640 Tyler says 1991 2081 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:52,640 Tyler comes away with 13,800 2082 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,640 God damn 2083 01:23:54,640 --> 01:24:00,640 Dude I knew that because Ukraine became a country in 1991 2084 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,640 I should have fucking known 2085 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,640 I should have fucking known 1989 2086 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,640 I didn't even think of that 2087 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,640 I didn't even think of the fucking Ukraine thing 2088 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,640 Oh my god 2089 01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,640 Tyler wins again 2090 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,640 Tyler wins 2091 01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,640 I fucking hate this podcast 2092 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:20,640 You wonder why I show up once every six weeks 2093 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,640 Hey dude tie for zero 2094 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:26,640 I did say vodka was one of the answers 2095 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:28,640 These two are holding their heads 2096 01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,640 I automatically win 2097 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:32,640 Holding your heads in shame 2098 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,640 God damn these fucking smelling socks 2099 01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,640 Give me that fucking thing 2100 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,640 It never gets easier 2101 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,640 Losing to Tyler never gets easier 2102 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,640 God damn 2103 01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:44,640 The fucking trivia king over here 2104 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,640 He won't even sleep in Girlcom 2105 01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:48,640 Oh my god 2106 01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,640 Look at him man 2107 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:52,640 He's so good 2108 01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:54,640 He's so good 2109 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:56,640 He's so good 2110 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,640 Oh my god 2111 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:00,640 Look at him man 2112 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:02,640 He won't sleep in a fucking wet spot from Lovemaking 2113 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,640 Tyler we got a prize for this episode 2114 01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,640 Episode 50 2115 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,640 We got two dollars 2116 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,640 Wow 2117 01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:12,640 Let me see that 2118 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:16,640 That's a real authentic two dollar bill 2119 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,640 Let me see 2120 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,640 You know I knew I was on the spectrum 2121 01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:24,640 When I went to like get a deposit out of the bank when I was a kid 2122 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,640 And just to be an asshole I get two dollar bills 2123 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:28,640 Cause they let you do it 2124 01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:30,640 They don't charge you anything more 2125 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,640 That's a real two dollar bill 2126 01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,640 Yeah that's a real two dollar bill 2127 01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:36,640 Yeah you can get them from the bank 2128 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,640 You can still get them 2129 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,640 This is fucking sweet dude 2130 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:42,640 Let's see what kind of fucking crazy shit we can find 2131 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,640 I was rooting for you guys 2132 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,640 Yo was there a cryptid on there 2133 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:48,640 You were rooting for us 2134 01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,640 You did Tyler points every junction you could 2135 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:52,640 I was trying to be fair bro 2136 01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:54,640 I was trying to be fair bro 2137 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,640 FAIR! 2138 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,640 You're letting him answer questions without what is 2139 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:00,640 Call it fair 2140 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:02,640 Alex drew back with piss on your grave 2141 01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:06,640 Not rolling his 2142 01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:08,640 You get up and fucking piss on your grave with a skeleton 2143 01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,640 And for that we love you Alex 2144 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,640 Alright I'm Tyler Podcast 2145 01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,640 Episode 50 2146 01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,640 We're gonna take a break 2147 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:22,640 And we'll be back 2148 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,640 The next morning 2149 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,640 That's a fucking boat 2150 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,640 She's sea worthy 2151 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,640 It'll float 2152 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,640 I can't unfold this now 2153 01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,640 It's my lucky dollar 2154 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,640 Welcome back motherfuckers 2155 01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,640 What is this the fucking dark night 2156 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,640 No bro 2157 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,640 We got some schizophrenic movie reviews to do 2158 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,640 Which movie 2159 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,640 We got 2160 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,640 We made it to the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows 2161 01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,640 Oh my god yeah 2162 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:14,640 You're right this is the last one 2163 01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,640 This is a return 2164 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,640 Episode 50 we gotta finish out Harry Potter 2165 01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,640 The last Harry Potter episode Tyler 2166 01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:22,640 Man it's been a long journey to get here 2167 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,640 Well actually we got 2168 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,640 Part 1 and 2 so we'll see how far we make it 2169 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:28,640 The last movie is split into two parts 2170 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:30,640 Or the last book is split into 2171 01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:32,640 Two parts 2172 01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,640 No the last book is just one part 2173 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,640 I feel like episode 50 2174 01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,640 You gotta make it a double feature 2175 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,640 Yeah so 2176 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,640 I see you bang out one and two but you abbreviate 2177 01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,640 You hit the big points 2178 01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,640 So we start off 2179 01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:48,640 We start off 2180 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:50,640 So last time on Harry Potter 2181 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,640 Dumbledore got fucking murdered 2182 01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,640 Yo he's fucking dead 2183 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:56,640 He's fucking dead 2184 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,640 Voldemort's back 2185 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,640 And Harry's like 2186 01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:02,640 We gotta skip school and fucking 2187 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,640 Defeat Voldemort right 2188 01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,640 So they're out there 2189 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,640 Looking for fucking horcruxes 2190 01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:10,640 Right so Dumbledore has seven 2191 01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:12,640 Souls right 2192 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,640 He split his soul into 2193 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,640 Seven parts 2194 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,640 Voldemort does it's not Dumbledore you fucking 2195 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:20,640 Yes Voldemort split his soul into 2196 01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:22,640 Seven and so now they have to 2197 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,640 Destroy the seven horcruxes 2198 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,640 That are 2199 01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,640 Encompassed 2200 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,640 In his soul 2201 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,640 So they're like we're not going back to school 2202 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,640 But we're gonna go to a wedding real quick 2203 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,640 And when they go to this fucking wedding 2204 01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,640 Then the Death Eaters come and they just blow up the fucking wedding 2205 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,640 Wait and just to recap 2206 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,640 This dude fucking Voldemort 2207 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,640 He's the fucking dude 2208 01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,640 From like the second movie but 2209 01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:48,640 He's the dude from every movie 2210 01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,640 That's been trying to kill Harry 2211 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,640 What was his name when he was a fucking student 2212 01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:54,640 Tom Riddle 2213 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,640 Yeah well he looks fucking nothing like him anymore 2214 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,640 So we start off 2215 01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,640 And we got Snape 2216 01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,640 Walking into this 2217 01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,640 Old decrepit house 2218 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,640 And we see Voldemort there 2219 01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:08,640 With his fucking followers 2220 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,640 The Death Eaters 2221 01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,640 And they're like Snape join us 2222 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,640 And he's just like 2223 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:18,640 And they see all the Death Eaters 2224 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,640 And they have this fucking woman floating 2225 01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,640 On the table Oh yeah and he gets fucking 2226 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:24,640 Eated by a snake 2227 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,640 There's just this old woman 2228 01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,640 On the table that is 2229 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:30,640 Petrified and they're all laughing at her 2230 01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:32,640 And they're like 2231 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,640 And they're like 2232 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,640 And they're like 2233 01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:38,640 We're gonna move the boy at midnight 2234 01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:40,640 And he's just like okay 2235 01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,640 And they're like we're gonna move the boy next week 2236 01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:44,640 So they're trying to kill Harry basically 2237 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:46,640 While he's being moved 2238 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:48,640 From his uncle's house 2239 01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,640 To Ron's house 2240 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,640 Where Ron's house 2241 01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:54,640 They're having a wedding 2242 01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:56,640 So just describe this to me cause I've never been able 2243 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,640 To wrap my head around this 2244 01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:00,640 Why are they just going so hard 2245 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,640 To kill Harry again 2246 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,640 So because 20 years ago Voldemort tried to kill him 2247 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,640 Right 2248 01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,640 Why though? 2249 01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,640 And because there was a prophecy 2250 01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,640 That said you can't live 2251 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,640 While this boy survives 2252 01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,640 There will be a boy born at the end of 2253 01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:18,640 July that will take you down 2254 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:20,640 So he's trying to kill this guy 2255 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,640 He tried to murder him when he was a baby 2256 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,640 And 2257 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:26,640 It deflected off of him 2258 01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:28,640 And he basically 2259 01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,640 Went to the Shadow Realm 2260 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,640 So they're like 2261 01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:34,640 Alright we're gonna kill Harry while he's getting 2262 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,640 Moved to his uh to Ron's house 2263 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,640 And they're like 2264 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,640 Who's this old bitch on the on the table 2265 01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:42,640 Who's like oh this is the uh 2266 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,640 Muggle, the Muggle Professor 2267 01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,640 Study from Hogwarts 2268 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,640 And like we fucking hate muggles which is basically 2269 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:50,640 The equivalent of a truce 2270 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,640 And he's like he's got this fucking snake with him and he's like 2271 01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:54,640 Dinner 2272 01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:56,640 No he just goes what was it Nagini 2273 01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:58,640 Nagini 2274 01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:00,640 And the snake like 2275 01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:02,640 Slithers and so now the snake 2276 01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,640 Zooms in on the camera and the snake just goes 2277 01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:06,640 At the camera and you're like whoa that's fucking 2278 01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:08,640 Pretty spooky my guy and so now 2279 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,640 Snape is a Death Eater I like the hand motion 2280 01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,640 Snape is a Death Eater 2281 01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:14,640 That's trying to kill Harry 2282 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,640 So Harry, Ron and Hermione are going out to kill 2283 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,640 Fucking Voldemort 2284 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,640 And Hermione literally fucking 2285 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:22,640 Deletes her parents memories 2286 01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:24,640 Like just straight up deletes the memories 2287 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,640 She's like god bless her cause they're like 2288 01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,640 They're like oh Hermione 2289 01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:30,640 Are you coming down for dinner? She's like 2290 01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,640 I'm coming down for dinner for a second 2291 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:34,640 And she starts like crying 2292 01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:36,640 She fucking erases their memories 2293 01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:38,640 Like literally there's just some pictures on the wall 2294 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:40,640 Where like it's obviously a family picture 2295 01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,640 But like she deletes herself out of it 2296 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,640 With like magic and it just looks like 2297 01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:46,640 The fucking parents are just standing there like this 2298 01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:48,640 Like you know how like the dad like puts 2299 01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,640 Like his hands on like his like kids shoulders 2300 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,640 And he's just doing that and there's just nothing there 2301 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:54,640 There's also just pictures that are just of nothing 2302 01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:56,640 They're just like of a background cause they were 2303 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,640 Hermione I always thought that was really fucking 2304 01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:00,640 Funny when I watched it cause she's like 2305 01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:02,640 Erasing all the pictures and there's just like 2306 01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,640 Pictures on the wall that are just of grass 2307 01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,640 Cause she wasn't there 2308 01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,640 So basically they're like we gotta move 2309 01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:10,640 Harry from his uncle house 2310 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:12,640 So why does Hermione do that? Is she like all edgy and hates her parents? 2311 01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,640 So that no so that Dumbledore doesn't 2312 01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,640 Kill her parents 2313 01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:18,640 And like it's fucking Voldemort 2314 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,640 Voldemort you're fucking confusing the fuck out of me 2315 01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:22,640 It's like I thought he was dead shit 2316 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:24,640 So Voldemort doesn't get to her basically 2317 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,640 Okay 2318 01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,640 So basically they're going to 2319 01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:30,640 They're trying to get Harry to Ron's house 2320 01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,640 From his uncle's house 2321 01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,640 And so they're like Harry 2322 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,640 They all come there and they're like Harry 2323 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:38,640 We're gonna change into 2324 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,640 All the Harrys 2325 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:42,640 Polyjuice potion of every single Harry 2326 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,640 So there's gonna be like seven 2327 01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:46,640 Seven people that look like Harry 2328 01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:48,640 Like Ron, Hermione 2329 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:50,640 His brothers and shit 2330 01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,640 The fucking guy with one eye 2331 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:54,640 So this is a way of safely transporting them 2332 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,640 They're already worried about him getting fucked up 2333 01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:58,640 Yeah because once he turns 17 2334 01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,640 The magical spell 2335 01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,640 That protects him 2336 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,640 Is gone 2337 01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:06,640 So then he can be 2338 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,640 Murdered 2339 01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:10,640 But the prophecy's already written 2340 01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,640 They already said he was gonna fucking kill him 2341 01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:14,640 No they said one of them 2342 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,640 Is going to kill the other one 2343 01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,640 They said none can live 2344 01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:20,640 While the other survives 2345 01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:22,640 So basically one of them 2346 01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,640 Has to kill the other one in order to survive 2347 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,640 But they've been doing fine so far 2348 01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:28,640 Yeah that's like a plot hole 2349 01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:32,640 This other guy reads a fucking scroll and just loses his mind over it 2350 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,640 Like he's not dying cause Harry's alive 2351 01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,640 Yeah 2352 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,640 So they're like Harry we're gonna change into seven of you 2353 01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:40,640 And transport you to Ron's house 2354 01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:42,640 So they all fucking take Polyjuice potion 2355 01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:44,640 And they change into Harry 2356 01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:46,640 Into like seven Harrys 2357 01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,640 And then they fucking uh fly 2358 01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:50,640 To Ron's house 2359 01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:52,640 And they get intercepted by the Death Eaters 2360 01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:54,640 And they literally have like a fucking 2361 01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:56,640 Like some 2362 01:33:56,640 --> 01:33:58,640 Flight simulator fucking 2363 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,640 Pew pew pew pew pew 2364 01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,640 Shit going on and they're just like getting shot out of the sky 2365 01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:04,640 And shit and like there's 2366 01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:06,640 And then fucking Hagrid's on a motorcycle 2367 01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:08,640 A flying motorcycle with a sidecar 2368 01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:10,640 Yeah Harry gets on a flying motorcycle with Hagrid 2369 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,640 And he fucking 2370 01:34:12,640 --> 01:34:14,640 Rides to Ron's house but fucking 2371 01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:16,640 The Death Eaters come 2372 01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:18,640 And they shoot at him and they fucking kill 2373 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:20,640 Hedwig his owl 2374 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,640 Oh no the snow owl 2375 01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:24,640 Yeah oh that thing was fucking 2376 01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:26,640 Awesome I like that thing 2377 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:28,640 Afterwards they find out that uh 2378 01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:30,640 Mad-eyed Moody has also been killed 2379 01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:32,640 The guy from the fourth movie 2380 01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:34,640 And uh 2381 01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,640 So they go to Ron's house and they come back 2382 01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:38,640 And he's dead too 2383 01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:40,640 Yeah he's dead 2384 01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:42,640 So they go to Ron's house and uh his brother 2385 01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:44,640 George his brother Fred 2386 01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:46,640 And George, George gets his ear blown off 2387 01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,640 By Voldemort 2388 01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:50,640 Yeah he's all like oh my fucking ear 2389 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,640 So he gets his fucking ear blown off 2390 01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:54,640 And they're like Voldemort they make fucking 2391 01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:56,640 Ear jokes they're like your ears are all 2392 01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:58,640 Holy 2393 01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:00,640 So they go to they do that shit 2394 01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:04,640 Shit 2395 01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:06,640 And they're like oh we got a wedding to go to 2396 01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:08,640 Because Ron's brother 2397 01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:10,640 Is getting married to a hot chick 2398 01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:12,640 From the fourth movie 2399 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,640 Yeah the fucking french chick 2400 01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,640 We do this fucking wedding 2401 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,640 And uh Dumbledore's getting 2402 01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,640 Fucking Dumbledore's memory 2403 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,640 Is getting fucking uh 2404 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,640 Destroyed 2405 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:26,640 Can you not keep saying Dumbledore is Voldemort 2406 01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:28,640 No I'm talking about Dumbledore 2407 01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:30,640 Remember they wrote the book about him 2408 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,640 And they were like oh 2409 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,640 Dumbledore is a fucking asshole 2410 01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,640 Sure 2411 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,640 Wait they said Dumbledore is an asshole 2412 01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:40,640 Yeah they wrote the after Dumbledore died 2413 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:42,640 They wrote this book about him 2414 01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,640 And they were like oh Dumbledore 2415 01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:46,640 You know he was 2416 01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:48,640 Yeah he was like not 2417 01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:50,640 What he seemed to be like he had like 2418 01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:52,640 Family issues and he was like a 2419 01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:54,640 Bad guy right so Harry's like 2420 01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,640 What the fuck 2421 01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:58,640 And during the middle of the wedding 2422 01:35:58,640 --> 01:36:00,640 The uh there's a message 2423 01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:02,640 That comes out 2424 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,640 And it's a horcrux and they're like 2425 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:06,640 They're coming for you the death eaters 2426 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,640 Are coming 2427 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,640 And they're like oh shit we gotta get the fuck out of here 2428 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:12,640 Yo I would fuck 2429 01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:14,640 So then they get the fuck out of there 2430 01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:16,640 And they uh transport to a random 2431 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,640 Place in London and they 2432 01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:20,640 That's when they go to the diner 2433 01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:22,640 Yeah 2434 01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:24,640 And they see the death eaters 2435 01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:26,640 No I thought that was the fourth group 2436 01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:28,640 I thought that was the eighth group 2437 01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:30,640 Fucking so funny 2438 01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:32,640 No this is this one and they're like 2439 01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,640 We gotta fuck these people up 2440 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:36,640 So they shoot fucking spells at the death eaters 2441 01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:38,640 And they fucking fuck them up 2442 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:40,640 They're like should we kill him and he's like nah 2443 01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:42,640 Fuck them up Harry fuck them up 2444 01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:44,640 Uh 2445 01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:46,640 Yeah so they do that shit 2446 01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:48,640 They go back to Sirius's 2447 01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:50,640 Place to fucking live 2448 01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:52,640 They go hide out at Sirius's 2449 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:54,640 Old place 2450 01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:56,640 And they look in the locket that they got 2451 01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,640 From the last movie and it says like 2452 01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:00,640 The real horcrux has 2453 01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,640 Been stolen 2454 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:04,640 And they're like 2455 01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:06,640 Okay where was the last 2456 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:08,640 Horcrux 2457 01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:10,640 Where was it Casey 2458 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:12,640 What where was it 2459 01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:14,640 Well so they go to this house elf 2460 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:16,640 Creature who is the uh 2461 01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:18,640 Who is the uh fucking Dobie 2462 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:20,640 No no no creature 2463 01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:22,640 He's the house elf of Sirius's old place 2464 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:24,640 He's a real racist piece of shit 2465 01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,640 Oh shit 2466 01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:28,640 He's a real racist piece of shit 2467 01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:30,640 And he's like yeah I gave it to this guy 2468 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:32,640 Bandungus Black he's a thief 2469 01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:34,640 He fucking stole 2470 01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:36,640 All of the shit out of this house 2471 01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:38,640 And uh now he has the 2472 01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:40,640 Horcrux 2473 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:42,640 So he's they're like who did you give it to 2474 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:44,640 And it's fucking Umbridge 2475 01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:46,640 Right from the fucking fifth movie that bitch 2476 01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:50,640 That bitch 2477 01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:52,640 And they're like okay we gotta go get this fucking 2478 01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:54,640 Horcrux from the fucking uh 2479 01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:56,640 From this bitch so she works at the 2480 01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:58,640 Ministry of magic right 2481 01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:00,640 So they plan this whole thing to get into the 2482 01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:02,640 Ministry of magic 2483 01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:04,640 And uh 2484 01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,640 So they flush themselves in in the toilet 2485 01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,640 Oh 2486 01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:10,640 They're like 2487 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,640 So the ministry of magic 2488 01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:14,640 By the way at this point has been taken 2489 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,640 Over by Voldemort and the death eaters 2490 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:18,640 And they're like 2491 01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:20,640 Just fucking killing muggles for fun 2492 01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:22,640 Oh awesome so now 2493 01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:24,640 They're just committing terrorism 2494 01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:26,640 Is there any justification behind that 2495 01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:28,640 Well they're like so 2496 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,640 If you were born to a muggle born 2497 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:32,640 Then you're like basically not a wizard 2498 01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:36,640 Yeah so they're trying to kill everybody that's not a wizard 2499 01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:38,640 Yeah so basically they're committing genocide 2500 01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:40,640 Jesus Christ 2501 01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,640 Yeah I don't understand some of this stuff 2502 01:38:42,640 --> 01:38:44,640 No you shouldn't 2503 01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:46,640 So they go basically 2504 01:38:46,640 --> 01:38:48,640 They go in the fucking ministry 2505 01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:50,640 And they're like we gotta get this fucking 2506 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,640 Locket so they fuck around in the ministry for a while 2507 01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,640 And then they're like they go to see 2508 01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:58,640 Fucking Umbridge and she's like 2509 01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:00,640 Do it a trial for this bitch who's like 2510 01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:02,640 You're not a real wizard 2511 01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:04,640 You're a fucking fake witch 2512 01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,640 Cause your parents were muggles born 2513 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:08,640 And Harry's like fuck you Dolores 2514 01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:10,640 I will not tell lies 2515 01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,640 And he fucking goes stupefy 2516 01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:14,640 And he just fucking pitches her 2517 01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:16,640 On the fucking 2518 01:39:16,640 --> 01:39:18,640 On the fucking thing Jesus Christ 2519 01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:20,640 So basically 2520 01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:22,640 They get the real locket that has Voldemort's 2521 01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:24,640 Soul in it 2522 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,640 And they don't have a way 2523 01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:28,640 To defeat it 2524 01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:30,640 They don't have a way to kill it 2525 01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:32,640 So 2526 01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,640 They're like shit how are we gonna 2527 01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:36,640 Destroy this thing 2528 01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:38,640 And then Ron's like fuck 2529 01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:40,640 Tyler 2530 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:42,640 I need some help here 2531 01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:44,640 Ron's like fuck I'm a really sad boy now 2532 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,640 Oh yeah he's like you're trying to fuck Hermione 2533 01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:48,640 Aren't you 2534 01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:50,640 Yeah you're trying to fuck Hermione 2535 01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:52,640 And fucking Hermione's like what the fuck are you talking about man 2536 01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:54,640 Ron's like we are 2537 01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:56,640 Like fucking six things to find 2538 01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:58,640 And we aren't any fucking closer to finding it 2539 01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:00,640 Than we are to fucking destroying this 2540 01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:02,640 And he's also like you're trying to fuck my girlfriend Harry 2541 01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:04,640 And then like doesn't like when they open up 2542 01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:06,640 Like the locket like it just shows like Harry 2543 01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:08,640 And Hermione like fucking 2544 01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:10,640 Naked and just making out and shit 2545 01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,640 Yeah so Ron's like fuck this 2546 01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,640 Everybody I know is getting fucking 2547 01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:16,640 Killed and he's like I'm going home 2548 01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:18,640 He's like I'm abandoning you guys 2549 01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:20,640 And going home and they're like fuck 2550 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,640 Wait so is this Harry 2551 01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:24,640 Or Ron that's gonna be a sad boy 2552 01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:26,640 Ron 2553 01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:28,640 Harry's always sad 2554 01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:30,640 So Ron's always wearing this locket around his chest 2555 01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:32,640 That's a fucking horcrux 2556 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,640 That has Voldemort's soul inside 2557 01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:36,640 So it's causing him to be basically 2558 01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:38,640 Depressed 2559 01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:40,640 So he's like fuck I'm going home 2560 01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:42,640 And then Harry and Hermione are like alright 2561 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,640 I think we should check 2562 01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:46,640 In Godric's Hollow 2563 01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,640 Which is the place that your parents are 2564 01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:50,640 So they don't know it's the fucking necklace that's 2565 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,640 Fucking with Ron yet 2566 01:40:52,640 --> 01:40:54,640 They can kind of figure it out but they can't 2567 01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:56,640 They don't have a way to destroy it 2568 01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:58,640 They're always wearing the necklace because 2569 01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:00,640 They don't want to lose it 2570 01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,640 It's causing him to be 2571 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,640 Real fucking Eevee 2572 01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:06,640 You could just take it off 2573 01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:08,640 Yeah I know I know 2574 01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:10,640 But they're like we're gonna go check in Godric's 2575 01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,640 Hollow which is where your fucking 2576 01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:14,640 Parents die 2577 01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:16,640 So even Ron knows about this thing? 2578 01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:18,640 Yeah Ron knows 2579 01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:20,640 Just take it off 2580 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,640 That's the thing 2581 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,640 I'm not trying to pick up on this 2582 01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:26,640 He's like I saw you two earlier you two were holding 2583 01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:28,640 Hands and he's like fuck you 2584 01:41:28,640 --> 01:41:30,640 So they go back to 2585 01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:32,640 Where Harry was born in his hometown where his parents 2586 01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:34,640 Live 2587 01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:36,640 And he finds his parents graves on Christmas 2588 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:38,640 And they're like oh shit Hermione 2589 01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,640 It's Christmas and he's like I found my 2590 01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:42,640 Parents graves and he fucking 2591 01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:44,640 Cries about it and shit 2592 01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:46,640 And then Hermione 2593 01:41:46,640 --> 01:41:48,640 Hugs him 2594 01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:50,640 And then they go to the place where 2595 01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:52,640 Harry's parents were murdered in his 2596 01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:54,640 Old house 2597 01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:56,640 And they're like 2598 01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:58,640 Alright this fucking woman 2599 01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:00,640 Named Bathilda Bagshot 2600 01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,640 Which is this old lady that was 2601 01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:04,640 Friends with Doubledore told 2602 01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:06,640 Like went up to 2603 01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,640 Harry and Hermione and was like 2604 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,640 Yeah come with me and she fucking 2605 01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:12,640 Takes him to the place 2606 01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:14,640 Where Harry's parents were murdered 2607 01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,640 And she doesn't fucking 2608 01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:18,640 Speak to them 2609 01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:20,640 And she takes Harry upstairs and she's like 2610 01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:22,640 Oh 2611 01:42:22,640 --> 01:42:24,640 Yeah 2612 01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:26,640 And she's speaking the fucking snake language 2613 01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:28,640 Hermione does? No this old woman 2614 01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:30,640 Bathilda Bagshot 2615 01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:32,640 That's just in the house 2616 01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:34,640 But she's actually not her 2617 01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,640 It's actually a fucking fake thing 2618 01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:38,640 Yeah it's actually a fucking 2619 01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:40,640 Snake so the fucking snake 2620 01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,640 Comes out of the old lady 2621 01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:52,140 starts attacking Hermione Jesus and the snake and so the snake attacks Hermione 2622 01:42:52,140 --> 01:42:57,700 and breaks fucking Harry's or a wand Harry's like fuck it's like my fucking 2623 01:42:57,700 --> 01:43:03,460 one now my fucking wand and then so they go back and they're like fuck that was 2624 01:43:03,460 --> 01:43:11,420 shit that was shitty and then they see what Ron come back yeah Ron comes back 2625 01:43:11,420 --> 01:43:15,600 and he's like it was Christmas and I didn't want to abandon you so I took my 2626 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:21,200 fucking lighter and it led me to you yeah oh so Harry's out in the fucking 2627 01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:26,000 woods one day and he's trying to he's like fucking around and he sees the sword 2628 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:32,120 of Gryffindor in a pond frozen in the ice and he's like well fuck I better get 2629 01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:37,880 that sword then he goes down the fuck is this sword of Gryffindor it's some long 2630 01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:42,200 lost artifact or something yeah yeah it's like a sword that can defeat anything 2631 01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:46,520 oh and they just make this up now or do they talk about it it was he used it in 2632 01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:52,360 the second movie to defeat the big snake it can't be destroyed but in anything 2633 01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:58,160 that could destroy it makes it stronger okay so so he dives into the fucking 2634 01:43:58,160 --> 01:44:01,520 thing and he's all like I'm diving into the fucking water and then there's just 2635 01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:05,120 demons and shit that are trying to drown him now this is when Ron comes back 2636 01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:11,120 because Ron saves him from drowning so he's like he's like and then fucking 2637 01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:21,840 Ron's like hey buddy I saved you did you fuck my girlfriend Harry's basically 2638 01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:26,880 trying to dive into ice to get this thing and you started he's like trapped 2639 01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:30,480 under the fucking ice and he's like fucking help me and Ron fucking pulls 2640 01:44:30,480 --> 01:44:34,000 him out of the water and he gets the sword of Gryffindor and he's like 2641 01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:38,000 sword of Gryffindor and the locket so he's like oh that's when the locket 2642 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:41,920 opens yeah he's like Ron we gotta destroy this thing so he opens the locket 2643 01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:48,560 with his fucking snake language and they see fucking Harry and Hermione fucking 2644 01:44:48,560 --> 01:44:56,100 it's literally like it's literally slapping the face from Voldemort yeah so 2645 01:44:56,100 --> 01:45:00,240 they see they see like a bunch of shit that Ron that's like designed to 2646 01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:05,240 basically piss Ron off and he's like kill it Ron and then Ron fucking 2647 01:45:05,240 --> 01:45:10,200 stabs the locket and he's fucking they got one part of Voldemort soul destroyed 2648 01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:19,160 oh that's one yeah they got a ways to go fuck that so they fucking destroy this 2649 01:45:19,160 --> 01:45:23,680 locket and they get back with her mighty and runs like she's fucking mad at me 2650 01:45:23,680 --> 01:45:31,080 now like yeah you think so they're like okay I think we should go talk to Luna's 2651 01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:38,720 dad yeah who's a fucking schizo right so basically before early in the movie the 2652 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:44,240 minister of magic left Harry Ron and Hermione this is this is literally what's going on in the 2653 01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:55,640 fucking thing like oh boy yeah and Ron's like what the fuck bro yeah so Dumbledore in his will left Ron 2654 01:45:55,640 --> 01:46:02,200 Harry and Hermione like a couple items out of commission right now yeah so this 2655 01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:06,080 will bring you back into it this is what was going on the locket damn this is 2656 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:11,880 Harry Potter yeah no fucking Emma Watson right there what this is allowed yeah 2657 01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:16,640 Harry Potter yeah I was in the fuck yeah that's like softcore porn oh my goodness 2658 01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:27,280 so that scene later so Dumbledore left Harry and Ron and Ron like a lighter 2659 01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:31,640 that would like get back to him and he left Harry like the golden snitch he won 2660 01:46:31,640 --> 01:46:35,200 his first quench man he's like you know open at the close what the fuck does that 2661 01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:40,920 mean he said it says I will open at the close and he left her mind open at the 2662 01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:48,520 close yeah okay and he left Hermione this this book of children's stories and it 2663 01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:54,480 had the Deathly Hollows and it had a story about the Deathly Hollows which 2664 01:46:54,480 --> 01:47:00,640 are like these items that can make the where the master of death so they go to 2665 01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:04,960 see fucking Luna's dad and he's wearing who is like he's like he has like a 2666 01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:10,640 podcast like a wizard podcast like a podcast he's like fuck Voldemort we're 2667 01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:14,240 gonna fucking help you Harry and they go to him and he's like tell me about the 2668 01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:18,680 Deathly Hollows and he's like what the fuck do you see say the fuck did you 2669 01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:23,240 just say they're like so first of all there was this fucking resurrection 2670 01:47:23,240 --> 01:47:28,720 stone who can bring back the dead which is on a ring yeah and there's fucking 2671 01:47:28,720 --> 01:47:33,760 the invisibility cloak which he already has and there's the fucking other one 2672 01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:40,280 which is the most powerful wand to ever exist which dumb it exists and death 2673 01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:44,200 fashion these for like three blood brothers back in the day and now you 2674 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:49,520 have it Harry so like oh fuck but he's like oh the death eaters are fucking 2675 01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:56,840 asking me to turn you in so I'm gonna go call them and he's like he's like all 2676 01:47:56,840 --> 01:48:00,400 right I'm calling the fucking death eaters and they fucking show up at his 2677 01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:04,040 house and start fucking attacking you're hiding them under the floorboards aren't 2678 01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:09,080 you and they start fucking bombarding this guy's house looking for Harry and 2679 01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:14,520 Harry's like oh shit and then they fucking apparate away yeah and where 2680 01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:18,560 they go they go fucking they don't go to serious black house right dude there's 2681 01:48:18,560 --> 01:48:22,640 a whole bunch of filler that happens fucking oh no that's when they start 2682 01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:26,000 going to the woods yeah but there's like a whole bunch of filler that happens 2683 01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:32,800 they end up finding the ring that's like the death ring fucking they go through I 2684 01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:39,640 think the I think they find like the goblet in this second part but like they 2685 01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:44,880 go through all this shit and then at the end of this movie fucking Voldemort 2686 01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:50,800 finds don't wait so they go to they go to Malfoy's house right yeah this is 2687 01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:54,160 when fucking Dobby gets fucking so they're in the woods one day and there 2688 01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:59,440 is like these fucking snatchers there's like this fucking bounty hunters that 2689 01:48:59,440 --> 01:49:02,520 fucking come along and they're like we're looking for a Harry Potter because 2690 01:49:02,520 --> 01:49:08,360 he's number one most wanted in the wizarding world and they come along and 2691 01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:13,800 they fucking smell Hermione and they fucking kidnapped them Jesus Christ and 2692 01:49:13,800 --> 01:49:20,600 so they take them back to Draco Malfoy's house and and his there's a bunch of 2693 01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:25,520 death eaters there so Bellatrix is there and Draco's parents and they're like 2694 01:49:25,520 --> 01:49:32,280 okay we captured Harry Potter put him in the fucking basement so the basic 2695 01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:36,560 they look they lock Harry and Ron in the basement and they start torturing 2696 01:49:36,560 --> 01:49:45,020 Hermione sounds from that are not torture sounds it sounds like they're 2697 01:49:45,020 --> 01:49:48,960 fucking like it sounds like Bellatrix and Hermione are fucking because you 2698 01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:54,840 just hear and then you hear fucking fucking belter so they literally carve 2699 01:49:54,840 --> 01:50:00,600 into Hermione's arm mud blood which is like a slur against like non-magical 2700 01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:07,560 I guess like muggle-borns oh boy and so they're fucking locked in the basement 2701 01:50:07,560 --> 01:50:13,920 and fucking Luna and and the fucking one guy are there yeah and they're like 2702 01:50:13,920 --> 01:50:20,680 Doppie comes along right he's like we're gonna save you so Doppie saves them and 2703 01:50:20,680 --> 01:50:27,480 Ron and Hermione or Ron and Harry go up to save Hermione and they fucking killed 2704 01:50:27,480 --> 01:50:33,840 Peter Pettigrew somehow which I don't even know but so so Hermione's being 2705 01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:40,200 tortured by Bellatrix right they go up to fucking say for my knee and Doppie 2706 01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:46,840 comes along and he fucking drops the chandelier on Malfoy's head but like in 2707 01:50:46,840 --> 01:50:54,360 the middle of all of them and so they they get away and Bellatrix is like oh 2708 01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:58,680 fuck this they're about to leave they're about to apparate away and Bellatrix 2709 01:50:58,680 --> 01:51:05,720 throws the knife at them and as they're leaving the knife goes into the little 2710 01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:13,000 portal and stabs the fuck in a dog yeah oh and then she doc you Doppie wake up 2711 01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:25,320 Doppie Doppie Doppie wake up with a knife in his chest and so yeah Doppie gets 2712 01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:30,800 stabbed does he die yeah he dies good he dies and Harry's like I want to bury 2713 01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:37,040 him without magic and that's the end of part one part one no then fucking 2714 01:51:37,040 --> 01:51:43,080 Voldemort finds Dumbledore's fucking wand in the fucking like oh yeah and he 2715 01:51:43,080 --> 01:51:46,960 screams and then shoots the sky so they're like they're like where's his 2716 01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:51,160 elder wand and they finally get to the bottom of it and they're like Dumbledore 2717 01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:56,800 had it when he died so Voldemort's like all right I'm gonna get this other wand 2718 01:51:56,800 --> 01:52:02,480 so he fucking literally digs up Dumbledore's grave and prized the one 2719 01:52:02,480 --> 01:52:10,440 from his cold dead hand and then he just goes and then shoots the sky shoots the sky 2720 01:52:10,440 --> 01:52:16,200 let's see in the part one but so shoot it with like lightning like yeah yeah 2721 01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:25,880 green lightning okay yeah but I think we forgot about the part with the 2722 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:30,720 Horcrux now that comes in the second oh doesn't yeah all right well I'll see 2723 01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:36,880 in the part one yeah I rescind what I said about the double feature all right 2724 01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:41,280 we'll get to the next part last I don't know if I can do a double feature here I 2725 01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:48,480 know that was convoluted was gone yeah out there last two minutes 2726 01:52:48,480 --> 01:52:58,400 what were you doing just on Facebook oh my god yeah that was real convoluted so 2727 01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:04,960 before we end our 50th episode spectacular I got a P I'd like to go 2728 01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:10,000 over our favorite parts of the podcast like what's your oh yeah right since 2729 01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:14,240 Casey yeah cuz it's cut out the first time before we're talking about that so 2730 01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:17,560 what's your guys favorite parts of the podcast so far that we've done what was 2731 01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:21,120 your favorite segments what was your favorite like whatever like what was 2732 01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:24,800 most like your favorite part of the podcast I always liked the Kanye West 2733 01:53:24,800 --> 01:53:29,480 specials that was one of my favorites like when we when like Kanye was going 2734 01:53:29,480 --> 01:53:35,400 on a fucking meltdown and I just loved that whole saga of Kanye West that we 2735 01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:41,480 cover yeah I love the conspiracies dude yeah conspiracy second I like the spooky 2736 01:53:41,480 --> 01:53:51,120 shit yeah yeah yeah my least favorite part is Jeopardy now yeah hey Jeopardy 2737 01:53:51,120 --> 01:53:55,760 and my favorite moment I said before was the one time I won who wants to be a 2738 01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:59,800 millionaire which never has never happened that did happened that did 2739 01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:06,720 happen there's the one game I won yeah it's jeopardy yep jeopardy isn't very 2740 01:54:06,720 --> 01:54:11,280 good because I'll be I'll be in second place there's been many games up to this 2741 01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:14,520 point where I've been in second going into final jeopardy but I bet it all 2742 01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:19,800 every single time and when I get it right I'm coming up short and when I get 2743 01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:25,120 it wrong I got nothing I put all my luck on that last question and it doesn't 2744 01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:30,080 typically go my way but one of these times it will do you and I should have 2745 01:54:30,080 --> 01:54:34,960 got that last one I should have got it god damn but Tyler would have got it too 2746 01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:40,040 so I still would have lost so lost I'm just glad that Tyler Tyler went all in 2747 01:54:40,040 --> 01:54:45,120 because usually he's like 300 it's like fuck bro let's get a double jeopardy in 2748 01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:54,600 here it's fucking let's make it happen man I think Casey what are your favorite 2749 01:54:54,600 --> 01:55:00,600 moments in the podcast favorite moments I'd say some of the political army 2750 01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:07,840 arguments were very stellar especially when me and Tyler were arguing about 2751 01:55:07,840 --> 01:55:13,800 the insurrection yeah I love when you two argue because I end up finding 2752 01:55:13,800 --> 01:55:18,680 myself in the middle it's like I'll just go back and forth as soon as I get one 2753 01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:22,680 of you go and thinking I'm on your team somebody says something I'm like wait no 2754 01:55:22,680 --> 01:55:33,000 he's right yeah I mean we got that you know what heartfelt thank you to anybody 2755 01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:37,760 who actually listens to this and to fuck you if you haven't told me no two of our 2756 01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:43,520 listeners out there yeah thank you so much for your participation in this 2757 01:55:43,520 --> 01:55:49,840 abortion like fucking Germany or some shit what probably Ukraine we got a big 2758 01:55:49,840 --> 01:55:57,480 Ukraine fan base I like it yeah this album is dedicated like to bring down 2759 01:55:57,480 --> 01:55:59,520 one back to a podcast 2760 01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:10,440 yeah I'm trying to find that one game which game I've been looking for lately 2761 01:56:10,440 --> 01:56:22,440 I've been looking for that game for PlayStation 1 where maybe uh we would like to thank Don Juan for being a member of the podcast 2762 01:56:22,440 --> 01:56:34,440 yeah yeah thanks for having me on I love when you guys call me for who asked me to be a billionaire and I get the right answer I love that shit 2763 01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:38,440 Don Juan is definitely the fifth member of the podcast 2764 01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:41,440 Don Juan 50 episodes 2765 01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:45,440 yeah that's it I don't think they should allow two episodes though 2766 01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:47,440 God you're a superstar 2767 01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:54,440 What do you think about getting up to 50 episodes? What's your favorite segment? 2768 01:56:54,440 --> 01:57:01,440 50 episodes my favorite segment I think is uh 2769 01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:04,440 I don't know I can't decide 2770 01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:07,440 I like when I get the call game stopped 2771 01:57:07,440 --> 01:57:09,440 That's my favorite 2772 01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:11,440 That's fucking nuts 2773 01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:13,440 That's my favorite shit though 2774 01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:15,440 Don Juan popping bottles 2775 01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:20,440 Don fucking Juan Don you've helped me out on a lot of those millionaire games 2776 01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:27,440 You know I know a little bit about some things and I know a lot about a lot of other things that 2777 01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:32,440 You've never led me astray I figured at least one of these times you would have fucked me over 2778 01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:37,440 I just been trying to spend a lot of money on the Brooklyn way though 2779 01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:38,440 You know what I'm saying 2780 01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:39,440 Well said Don 2781 01:57:39,440 --> 01:57:45,440 I think I'm just going to make a phone call real quick 2782 01:57:45,440 --> 01:57:48,440 Yeah dude alright who are we calling for episode 50? 2783 01:57:48,440 --> 01:57:51,440 I'm going to call GameStop and Hallelooly 2784 01:57:51,440 --> 01:57:54,440 What time is it in Hallelooly right now? 2785 01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:56,440 I don't know what time it is in Hallelooly 2786 01:57:56,440 --> 01:57:58,440 It's like 7 2787 01:57:58,440 --> 01:58:04,440 Get ahead and start out with early holiday shopping with up to 30% trading credit towards your reservation or purchase of this season's hottest title 2788 01:58:04,440 --> 01:58:06,440 Like a thousand and three drawings 2789 01:58:06,440 --> 01:58:09,440 You're on Spyro 2790 01:58:09,440 --> 01:58:12,440 I'm trying to find that game 2791 01:58:12,440 --> 01:58:15,440 Visit GameStop.com or download the GameStop app 2792 01:58:15,440 --> 01:58:18,440 Doesn't this shit charge you like four times every time you do it? 2793 01:58:18,440 --> 01:58:22,440 Damn I don't be knowing nothing about that Obama phone though 2794 01:58:22,440 --> 01:58:26,440 No got you 2795 01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:29,440 Damn come on 2796 01:58:29,440 --> 01:58:32,440 Damn I be looking for tech and three though 2797 01:58:32,440 --> 01:58:35,440 I've been looking for tech and three 2798 01:58:35,440 --> 01:58:39,440 What game they got to slug the hedgehog off though? 2799 01:58:39,440 --> 01:58:43,440 I'm thinking about upgrading to a Dreamcast from a Playstation one 2800 01:58:43,440 --> 01:58:46,440 They got a Sega Genesis? You ever see that shit though? 2801 01:58:46,440 --> 01:58:48,440 Damn yeah I love it, I be loving that shit 2802 01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:51,440 They got to slug the hedgehog and their fucking tails 2803 01:58:51,440 --> 01:58:52,440 Knuckles 2804 01:58:52,440 --> 01:58:57,440 Damn yeah you got the knuckles you ever see that shit though? 2805 01:58:57,440 --> 01:58:59,440 So is this employee just not picking up the phone? 2806 01:58:59,440 --> 01:59:03,440 Damn I think that might have been the part of Hawaii that burned to the ground though 2807 01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:06,440 Oh shit 2808 01:59:06,440 --> 01:59:12,440 They just got you caller ID'd as like prank callers or some shit 2809 01:59:12,440 --> 01:59:15,440 Damn yeah they all know about that 2810 01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:18,440 No one in Honolulu is safe tonight 2811 01:59:18,440 --> 01:59:21,440 GameStop, Honolulu, Hawaii 2812 01:59:21,440 --> 01:59:24,440 It's not just because of the fucking roaring fires 2813 01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:26,440 Damn pick up the phone though 2814 01:59:26,440 --> 01:59:29,440 There's fires in Hawaii? I didn't know about that 2815 01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:31,440 There's fires in Hawaii? 2816 01:59:31,440 --> 01:59:33,440 Yeah bro 2817 01:59:33,440 --> 01:59:36,440 I didn't hear about that 2818 01:59:36,440 --> 01:59:39,440 I could have sworn you were making me second guess myself now 2819 01:59:39,440 --> 01:59:42,440 Super Mario Wonder, Spider-Man 2, and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 2820 01:59:42,440 --> 01:59:48,440 To speak to an associate press 1 now or to check out our other promotions visit GameStop.com or download the GameStop app 2821 01:59:48,440 --> 02:00:02,440 Damn bro this is crazy I've been looking for this one game though 2822 02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:05,440 Damn my time is up for Hawaii though 2823 02:00:05,440 --> 02:00:07,440 I was calling 2824 02:00:07,440 --> 02:00:09,440 Thanks for calling GameStop at Camp Shopping Center this is Andrew I'm gonna help you 2825 02:00:09,440 --> 02:00:14,440 Damn I gotta I've been looking for this game dude I was wondering if you might know about this game 2826 02:00:14,440 --> 02:00:19,440 It's called Cool Borders though you ever play that game? 2827 02:00:19,440 --> 02:00:22,440 I can't say I have 2828 02:00:22,440 --> 02:00:29,440 Yeah you like this dude on a snowboard dude and you be trying to get to the bottom of the mountain before everybody else does 2829 02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:34,440 But you gotta do like man trucks and shit while you're coming down the mountain 2830 02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:37,440 You never played that game though? 2831 02:00:37,440 --> 02:00:41,440 Nah I've played like Skate it's probably the closest thing I can think of 2832 02:00:41,440 --> 02:00:45,440 Tony Hawk's Skate 2833 02:00:45,440 --> 02:00:47,440 Yeah 2834 02:00:47,440 --> 02:00:50,440 Damn yeah I be playing that shit I love that game though 2835 02:00:50,440 --> 02:00:57,440 But I be looking for this one called Cool Borders dude it's for PlayStation 1 you got PlayStation 1 games? 2836 02:00:57,440 --> 02:01:01,440 Um no we have PlayStation 3 that's the latest we go 2837 02:01:01,440 --> 02:01:06,440 Damn bro you don't got no Tekken 3 though? 2838 02:01:06,440 --> 02:01:10,440 Probably not I mean I know Best Buy has some old Tekken games 2839 02:01:10,440 --> 02:01:15,440 Yeah you remember what's his name Yoshi Mitsuda? 2840 02:01:15,440 --> 02:01:18,440 You remember that dude? 2841 02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:20,440 A while ago yeah 2842 02:01:20,440 --> 02:01:24,440 Yeah you know what I'm talking about dude that shit was crazy dude 2843 02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:30,440 I be missing PlayStation 1 dude nobody really likes that shit no more 2844 02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:36,440 But damn I don't wanna bother you too much dude 2845 02:01:36,440 --> 02:01:42,440 But uh damn you got any Sonic the Hedgehog games though? 2846 02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:47,440 Oh yeah we have a few new ones I think the newest one is Frontiers 2847 02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:51,440 Damn what you got that on though? 2848 02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:53,440 PS4 PS5 2849 02:01:53,440 --> 02:02:05,440 Damn I gotta upgrade that I be living on the income based shit so damn I ain't got money for that but you know maybe soon I be getting on that shit though 2850 02:02:05,440 --> 02:02:08,440 Yeah I recommend it 2851 02:02:08,440 --> 02:02:10,440 Damn alright so what was your name Mason? 2852 02:02:10,440 --> 02:02:12,440 Andrew 2853 02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:16,440 Oh Andrew alright I appreciate your help thank you 2854 02:02:16,440 --> 02:02:18,440 No worries have a good one 2855 02:02:18,440 --> 02:02:23,440 Who's that Mason the Booze? 2856 02:02:23,440 --> 02:02:25,440 Damn no one's your name Mason? 2857 02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:29,440 Shout out to Mason the Booze man 2858 02:02:29,440 --> 02:02:35,440 If you're a GameStop employee in Honolulu Hawaii and we've ever bothered you we apologize 2859 02:02:35,440 --> 02:02:37,440 Oh shit 2860 02:02:37,440 --> 02:02:39,440 That guy sounded like he knew who I was 2861 02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:41,440 Yeah 2862 02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:48,440 He's like I've heard of this guy always calls about PlayStation 1 games with a caller ID from New York 2863 02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:50,440 What I missed 2864 02:02:50,440 --> 02:02:52,440 Nothing special dude 2865 02:02:52,440 --> 02:02:54,440 No 2866 02:02:54,440 --> 02:02:57,440 No I just heard him asking about the shittiest PlayStation 1 games ever made 2867 02:02:57,440 --> 02:02:59,440 Cool Borders 2868 02:02:59,440 --> 02:03:01,440 Have you ever heard of that game? 2869 02:03:01,440 --> 02:03:03,440 No 2870 02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:05,440 What game are you talking about? 2871 02:03:05,440 --> 02:03:07,440 Cool Borders 2872 02:03:07,440 --> 02:03:09,440 Yeah dude it's a skateboard game 2873 02:03:09,440 --> 02:03:11,440 It's like the shittiest game ever made 2874 02:03:11,440 --> 02:03:20,440 Yeah I used to play Tony Hawk I used to play downhill demolition where you fucking ride down the hills and punch people off the bikes 2875 02:03:20,440 --> 02:03:22,440 Oh shit 2876 02:03:22,440 --> 02:03:24,440 Damn 2877 02:03:24,440 --> 02:03:27,440 You should call NASA about a movie 2878 02:03:27,440 --> 02:03:28,440 Tony Hawk underground 2879 02:03:28,440 --> 02:03:31,440 Nah you gotta call Mason the Movie Man for that shit 2880 02:03:31,440 --> 02:03:37,440 Yeah what movie should we ask about next time? 2881 02:03:37,440 --> 02:03:40,440 Fucking Call of Duty Cold War 2882 02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:42,440 The movie 2883 02:03:42,440 --> 02:03:44,440 Harry Potter bro 2884 02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:46,440 The Barbie movie 2885 02:03:46,440 --> 02:03:48,440 Yeah that's not out yet 2886 02:03:48,440 --> 02:03:53,440 It's gonna be some classic where I can describe it really like arduously 2887 02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:55,440 Die Hard 2888 02:03:55,440 --> 02:03:57,440 That's a Christmas one 2889 02:03:57,440 --> 02:04:00,440 You can do Die Hard, fucking Pulp Fiction 2890 02:04:00,440 --> 02:04:04,440 I just love when they get it from like really vague descriptions 2891 02:04:04,440 --> 02:04:06,440 Yeah Pulp Fiction would be a good one 2892 02:04:06,440 --> 02:04:12,440 Cause if you talk about some shit that's later in Pulp Fiction I feel like a lot of people forget most of that 2893 02:04:12,440 --> 02:04:16,440 Damn that black dude got that suitcase there and he opens that shit up and you know 2894 02:04:16,440 --> 02:04:25,440 The fucking black latex shit and he was talking about fucking each other's ass and shit it was wow 2895 02:04:25,440 --> 02:04:27,440 What part is that? 2896 02:04:27,440 --> 02:04:39,440 The fucking part where they uh the fucking Marcellus Wallace and fucking Bruce Willis' character get into a fight and they like go into the one gun 2897 02:04:39,440 --> 02:04:43,440 Bruce Willis goes into the one gun store and he gets put at fucking gunpoint 2898 02:04:43,440 --> 02:04:45,440 I guess I've only seen parts of that movie 2899 02:04:45,440 --> 02:04:49,440 Cause then Marcellus Wallace gets fucked in the ass by this weird gay couple 2900 02:04:49,440 --> 02:04:52,440 And then they're about to do it to Bruce and Bruce fucking shoots him 2901 02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:54,440 What does Marcellus Wallace look like? 2902 02:04:54,440 --> 02:04:58,440 Damn I've been looking for this one movie to where there's this like 2903 02:04:58,440 --> 02:05:03,440 There's like these two dumb dudes who they like once got brown hair once got yellow hair 2904 02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:08,440 Once got like a blue suit on dude another guy got an orange suit 2905 02:05:08,440 --> 02:05:10,440 Does he drive around in a dog? 2906 02:05:10,440 --> 02:05:15,440 They look like a dog but they actually hit the owl with the white cork 2907 02:05:15,440 --> 02:05:17,440 Hey Don what's our email? 2908 02:05:17,440 --> 02:05:22,440 It's a title podcast 72 and gmail. 73 dude 2909 02:05:22,440 --> 02:05:24,440 Yeah that's what I said 2910 02:05:24,440 --> 02:05:26,440 Damn I got the right name 2911 02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:28,440 What is 70? 2912 02:05:28,440 --> 02:05:33,440 Alright well thanks for listening to the 50th episode 2913 02:05:33,440 --> 02:05:38,440 Check out our Ghost hunting adventures on YouTube 2914 02:05:38,440 --> 02:05:41,440 I'm sorry you lost IQ points listening to this 2915 02:05:41,440 --> 02:05:44,440 Yeah this has been a fucking stimulant fueled episode 2916 02:05:44,440 --> 02:05:46,440 How long of an episode is this? 2917 02:05:46,440 --> 02:05:48,440 Two hours 2918 02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:52,440 Fucking way bro we've been here for at least five 2919 02:05:52,440 --> 02:05:54,440 I got here a fucking 2920 02:05:54,440 --> 02:05:56,440 Two hours? 2921 02:05:56,440 --> 02:05:58,440 Well you were fixing your bob, bobby biller 2922 02:05:58,440 --> 02:06:02,440 The Harry Potter part felt like two hours 2923 02:06:02,440 --> 02:06:05,440 Jeopardy felt like at least 45 minutes 2924 02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:08,440 That is been two hours 2925 02:06:08,440 --> 02:06:12,440 He also kept on cutting out our fucking 20 minute long conversations 2926 02:06:12,440 --> 02:06:14,440 That is true 2927 02:06:14,440 --> 02:06:16,440 Oh thanks for listening 2928 02:06:16,440 --> 02:06:18,440 Sleep and girl com be a man 2929 02:06:18,440 --> 02:06:20,440 Don't sleep and girl com be a human 2930 02:06:20,440 --> 02:06:22,440 Stick around for episode 100 2931 02:06:22,440 --> 02:06:24,440 Yeah 2932 02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:26,440 Might be a while but 2933 02:06:26,440 --> 02:06:28,440 From Japan 2934 02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:30,440 From Japan 2935 02:06:30,440 --> 02:06:34,440 It depends if you guys start listening and getting us money we can actually go there 2936 02:06:34,440 --> 02:06:37,440 Until then keep not listening 2937 02:06:37,440 --> 02:06:41,440 Alright until then be kind to yourselves 2938 02:06:41,440 --> 02:06:42,440 And each other 2939 02:06:42,440 --> 02:06:43,440 We out 2940 02:06:43,440 --> 02:06:45,440 Fuck off 2941 02:06:45,440 --> 02:06:47,440 Fuck off 2942 02:06:47,440 --> 02:06:51,440 For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't 2943 02:06:51,440 --> 02:06:53,440 How do you know? 2944 02:06:53,440 --> 02:06:59,440 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 2945 02:06:59,440 --> 02:07:02,440 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 2946 02:07:02,440 --> 02:07:04,440 Fuck it up 2947 02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:08,440 No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole 2948 02:07:08,440 --> 02:07:10,440 Yes we are 2949 02:07:10,440 --> 02:07:13,440 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts 2950 02:07:13,440 --> 02:07:16,440 Extended episodes 2951 02:07:16,440 --> 02:07:18,440 Where the fuck did this pyramid come from? 2952 02:07:18,440 --> 02:07:20,440 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 2953 02:07:20,440 --> 02:07:23,440 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 2954 02:07:23,440 --> 02:07:27,440 They're killing all already born babies and selling them to the Chinese 2955 02:07:27,440 --> 02:07:29,440 Aliens exist 2956 02:07:29,440 --> 02:07:32,440 Somewhere in China 2957 02:07:32,440 --> 02:07:33,440 In some base 2958 02:07:33,440 --> 02:07:34,440 What the fuck 2959 02:07:34,440 --> 02:07:37,440 There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall 2960 02:07:37,440 --> 02:07:39,440 Anthropocasauri 2961 02:07:39,440 --> 02:07:40,440 They have dread 2962 02:07:40,440 --> 02:07:42,440 Most super soldiers 2963 02:07:42,440 --> 02:07:43,440 Then they are extraterrestrials 2964 02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:45,440 They are aliens 2965 02:07:45,440 --> 02:07:49,440 I do not negotiate with them 2966 02:07:49,440 --> 02:07:51,440 I do not negotiate with them 2967 02:07:51,440 --> 02:08:01,440 We gotta go to the fucking moon 2968 02:08:01,440 --> 02:08:06,440 Because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government 2969 02:08:06,440 --> 02:08:08,440 He got killed by the CIA 2970 02:08:08,440 --> 02:08:11,440 JFK was killed by the government 2971 02:08:11,440 --> 02:08:16,440 Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus 2972 02:08:16,440 --> 02:08:18,440 You feel bump bump bump 2973 02:08:18,440 --> 02:08:19,440 Nothing 2974 02:08:19,440 --> 02:08:20,440 They're fucking gone 2975 02:08:20,440 --> 02:08:22,440 I've seen it happen 2976 02:08:22,440 --> 02:08:30,440 I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds 2977 02:08:30,440 --> 02:08:33,440 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you 2978 02:08:33,440 --> 02:08:35,440 That you are going to be able to raise 2979 02:08:35,440 --> 02:08:37,440 And they are going to make them so fucking real 2980 02:08:37,440 --> 02:08:39,440 They're going to sink money into them 2981 02:08:39,440 --> 02:08:42,440 Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage 2982 02:08:42,440 --> 02:08:44,440 They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real 2983 02:08:44,440 --> 02:08:45,440 You can cut it open 2984 02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:46,440 You're going to see blood cuts 2985 02:08:46,440 --> 02:08:47,440 No circuitry 2986 02:08:47,440 --> 02:08:48,440 But let me tell you their technology 2987 02:08:48,440 --> 02:08:50,440 Is absolutely vile 2988 02:08:50,440 --> 02:08:52,440 Which by the way big brother 2989 02:08:52,440 --> 02:08:54,440 Is the overlord 2990 02:08:54,440 --> 02:09:23,440 We're only living in the third dimension 2991 02:09:23,440 --> 02:09:34,440 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator 2992 02:09:34,440 --> 02:09:35,440 Okay 2993 02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:36,440 I'm not fucking lying 2994 02:09:36,440 --> 02:09:37,440 It's fucking real 2995 02:09:37,440 --> 02:09:38,440 Okay 2996 02:09:38,440 --> 02:09:39,440 Look it up 2997 02:09:39,440 --> 02:09:40,440 Look it up 2998 02:09:40,440 --> 02:09:42,440 He says that he was doing this shit 2999 02:09:42,440 --> 02:09:45,440 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm 3000 02:09:45,440 --> 02:09:48,440 He says that he was doing it just to survive 3001 02:09:48,440 --> 02:09:49,440 But he fucking loved it 3002 02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:51,440 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit 3003 02:09:51,440 --> 02:09:54,440 George Soros is the fucking devil 3004 02:09:54,440 --> 02:09:55,440 Okay 3005 02:09:55,440 --> 02:09:57,440 He's not fucking doing this shit 3006 02:09:57,440 --> 02:09:59,440 George Soros is fucking evil 3007 02:09:59,440 --> 02:10:01,440 He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit 3008 02:10:01,440 --> 02:10:03,440 He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit 3009 02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:05,440 Just don't fucking get it 3010 02:10:05,440 --> 02:10:07,440 Everybody likes Donald Trump 3011 02:10:07,440 --> 02:10:09,440 Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there 3012 02:10:09,440 --> 02:10:10,440 Love Trump right 3013 02:10:10,440 --> 02:10:11,440 Love Trump 3014 02:10:11,440 --> 02:10:13,440 He's not the actual fucking leader 3015 02:10:13,440 --> 02:10:14,440 It's George Soros 3016 02:10:14,440 --> 02:10:15,440 It's Bill Gates 3017 02:10:15,440 --> 02:10:16,440 It's fucking Elon Musk 3018 02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:17,440 It's everyone out there 3019 02:10:17,440 --> 02:10:18,440 Everybody's got Trump 3020 02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:21,440 It's fucking Elon Musk 3021 02:10:21,440 --> 02:10:22,440 Everybody's got Trump 3022 02:10:22,440 --> 02:10:23,440 You see 3023 02:10:23,440 --> 02:10:24,440 Elon Musk is so cool 3024 02:10:24,440 --> 02:10:26,440 He made a place for all of us 3025 02:10:26,440 --> 02:10:28,440 The actual government is trying 3026 02:10:28,440 --> 02:10:29,440 The actual full government 3027 02:10:29,440 --> 02:10:31,440 Which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis 3028 02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:34,440 Are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of us 3029 02:10:34,440 --> 02:10:37,440 The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires 3030 02:10:37,440 --> 02:10:49,440 He's fucking off