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Welcome to Untitled Podcast Episode 49.
I'm here with Dan and Tyler.
We spent a portion before the podcast developing a new post-op experiment tool.
Tell us about it, Dan.
Well, me and Tyler were talking about using the pass-through on the Oculus because it sees an infrared to hunt for ghosts to see if maybe you can see some paranormal activity.
It's like Night Vision goggles just with an Oculus because there's got to be a way to fucking record an Oculus while you're using it.
Stream it to your phone and maybe, oh, remember how Oculus has the stream to phone feature?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
If we stream it to the phone and record the phone, it would be recording our night vision.
That would actually be kind of interesting.
Yeah, yeah, you can also do that for Twitch. That's how they do it for Twitch, right?
Yeah, you can cast from the Oculus too.
Yeah, so if you cast it to your phone and just hit record, screen record on your phone, you should be able to fucking see what we're seeing.
Yeah, you could definitely do that. You cast it to URL. You got to have internet access though. So as long as you have internet access.
They have Wi-Fi there, but it doesn't go out into the woods where we'd be going in that one area.
We probably use our phones as a hotspot.
Probably, yeah. But I don't know.
I want to sort this out. I want to get this.
If you can figure out a way to do this by the beginning of November.
I can figure it out tonight.
But if you can figure it out by the beginning of November, like when we go, I'd be down to use that.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
But you got the night vision camera.
That's the MetaQuest 2 that we're going to use to see ghosts on the passthrough.
Yeah, because people use the Microsoft Connect to see fucking shit, like ghost shit.
Yeah, the one with the green dots.
What's the Microsoft Connect?
It has fucking green dots all over the room.
You know the old Xbox movement connect camera thing?
They used it in paranormal activity.
You can actually use it for ghost hunting if you hook it up.
Really?
If you hook it up to a laptop or a screen or something, you can actually get it to record and see what that shit is.
Wow.
The cool thing about the Connect is that it can trace figures.
It can get skeletal figures of a human.
If you're looking at things, if you look over in the corner, there's something there.
It can sometimes trace things that are just not even there.
You're tracing a spirit type thing.
Damn, that's kind of fucking weird.
Oh, we didn't get to see.
Oh yeah, we got to try that with the Oculus to see what it does with the facial recognition.
Oh, I've seen it.
I've tried to use my phone when I use my Oculus and it just keeps shooting at me.
You're just seeing the shit in my house and you're like, you're going to find a ghost in my house.
He's going to be like, God damn it.
Now I got to hire some fucking ghostbusters to come in.
The other day Megan was like, yeah, I heard fucking like three footsteps upstairs and then it stopped in the attic.
And then it three more footsteps.
And like a cat was like looking up at it and shit.
You know, three footsteps is something my guy.
That's three too many.
Especially when you're home alone.
It's mocking the Holy Trinity.
It is a mocking of the Trinity, bro.
I've never been in your attic.
Should we go?
Where's the entrance to your attic?
There's just a homeless guy living up there.
How big is your attic?
Is it like a standing room or is it like a cross space?
You've owned the house and you haven't been in your attic?
I think we should pause the podcast.
I'll go up in your attic.
You want to go up in your attic?
We'll go up in your attic.
Oh my God. You're going to find some like dead shit or animals.
I'll go up in your attic real quick.
It'll be fucking like, you know, five minutes.
I'll check your attic out, see if it's spooky or not.
We'll just be like, who's here?
Who's there? Show yourself.
It's good because to get in there, the entrance is in the top of a closet.
So I have to take all the shit out of the closet.
How much shit is in your closet?
I don't know how you're going to climb up there and there's shelfs.
I'll figure it out.
I'll pull down ladder with them.
Normally, like when you open up the fucking like thing, there's like a pull down ladder.
There's no ladder because it's just like you like climb into it from the closet.
Dank, give me a boost.
I used to have one of those. I know exactly what you're talking about.
It's just you move a piece of wood out of the way.
Yeah, I'll show you during the break.
Dank, give me a boost. I'll go in there.
Yeah, we'll get them up there.
You got a ladder around here somewhere.
Yeah, he's looking for excuses not to do it.
I'm going to find a ghost in my attic, man.
Oh my lord. He's too high for this shit.
What happened to the? Oh, it fell.
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
What the hell?
I added the no step on snake to the to Don Juan's palace.
What does that look like?
Ghosts, dude, or shitty duct tape. One of the two.
My money's on ghosts. My money's on shitty duct tape.
I got to put that window on the wall and Don Juan's palace.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So I have a Vatican flag that I was thinking about bringing
the Vatican flag.
I feel like each of us should have something behind us that like represents them.
What I have.
I don't know, vitamins or some shit.
Vitamins. Like, you know,
lines of 16 lines of B1.
If we had like a studio studio thing, like that, like if we ever became like super famous,
which we're never going to do. But there are like there are like things.
There are like studios and like behind like each person, there's like their like items that they have.
Like some people have like a little UFO like thing that's like spinning around and stuff.
But like I think I have like a Vatican flag, like the hat of a pope.
What does the Vatican flag look like?
It's white and gold. It has three.
It has like a tri-crown on it and it has two keys on it that are crossed.
One key is gold and one key is silver.
One is the key to heaven and one is the key to earth.
That's pretty sweet, actually.
Yeah.
Damn. That's legit.
I'd probably just do like a family cross or something like that.
Or no, Metal Gear.
Metal Gear shit? Yeah.
Did you get a fucking sniper wolf fucking statue and put it behind you?
No, probably like the foxhound logo.
That's cool. Yeah. I bet I could find a Metal Gear flag.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Get some Metal Gear shit going on.
Should do a communist flag behind you.
Oh shit. Yeah, you could do a little commie flag.
Fucking Soviet. That is cool.
That's sweet. Foxhound flag for Metal Gear Solid.
Nice, nice.
What would you have behind you, Casey?
Would you have like a Soviet flag? Anything else?
I don't know. The Soviets are kind of communist.
I'm more of a socialist.
I mean, I might like the classic red and yellow banner.
Yeah, the red and yellow start.
More of a Marxist.
Would you have the hammer and sickle?
No, that's more of a communist thing.
I fucking hate the commies.
Like fucking China and fucking...
Russia?
Yeah, well Russia's not really communist anymore.
But like fucking North Korea and shit.
They're all like taking a play on socialism.
Making us seem like the bad guys.
Well, you are the bad guys.
Fuck off.
Dude, we have, we literally like capitalism has created so much prosperity in this country that we literally have too much food.
It's like the first time in human history.
We have too much.
It's not starvation we're worried about.
We literally, think of all the people that...
The thing is other countries won't accept our food.
Why?
There's then countries that like when we sent aid to them, they didn't eat our food because it was too processed.
Really?
Yeah, that's like an actual thing. You can look it up.
But like we try to send aid to like another country.
They're just like, this isn't even food. This is too processed.
We can't eat this.
And we're like, whatever.
Don't suit yourself and fucking starve.
I don't care. It's pretty good.
I try and eat pretty healthy, but like if I were starving, I'd be eating fucking Pringles.
Like in Captain Crunch.
Damn dude, Captain Crunch.
I would love that.
You know how much fucking Kraft Mac and Cheese is for like fucking a box of five?
You pay like fucking four dollars for that.
It's like fucking free.
I would eat ramen literally every day for every meal.
You would?
If like I had to.
It's like 10 cents for fucking one of them.
Right. It's like free food.
I'd be like, whatever. I'll eat it.
It's like they pay you to take it.
I got a case of ramen.
Like I think it's like 20 ramens and I paid like fucking like five bucks for it.
Damn. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
I remember when they were like literally 25 cents a piece.
Dude, my dad remembers when it was five cents for one ramen.
Dude, I watched this video where they take a camera in a pill form.
And people would eat like homemade noodles or they would eat ramen noodle.
And they put the camera in for both.
And they say like the homemade noodles like digested within like a few minutes.
It was just like there's like nothing.
It was like fluff, right?
Just like white like powder.
But the ramen noodles, they said they didn't break down at all.
And you could see the teeth marks for like five hours after the person ate it.
That's really funny.
The body would not break it down.
So for a pack of 24, you pay 16 dollars.
Wow. That's fucking cheap.
That's not even a dollar.
And that's with like super inflation.
Like Joe Biden's super inflation.
Fucking Grandpa Joe.
Grandpa Joe dividing the classes, creating a caste system in this country.
It's fucking crazy.
You think I'm fucking joking? I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
So you're going to support.
I'm just.
I got to be careful.
The government will come and knock on your door.
What were those theories that your door, not mine, my door.
What are those theories that you were talking about out there about Pine Woods with like the gate to hell thing?
So like surrounding cemeteries, there's always like creepiness.
There's always like. I mean, it's a place of dead.
Right.
Even if it's not quote unquote haunted, it's still a resting place.
It's always got a somber atmosphere.
Right.
So. Jesus.
So it's like.
I wonder if if it's not really like the things you see, like they're scary, right?
Yeah. The things that people talk about.
But what if it's actually spirits protecting the dignity of the dead that are there?
That's that's a 100 percent like actual theory.
Like trying to scare people away, like leave them the fuck alone.
Yeah. You know, let the dead lie type thing.
Right. Right.
Every single like.
In a way, they're protectors.
They're like the spirits that protect grave sites like Native Americans in particular have a deity or a spirit that protects like everybody's like don't build on a Native American burial ground type thing.
It's because throughout their lore, they've had like spirits that protect their grave sites.
Yeah. And building on top of a grave site is the worst thing that you can do.
Type thing.
When when my buddy comes on the podcast, he's got a great story about that.
About Native American burial ground?
Yeah, because he's from Peru.
So, you know, that's Aztecs in the Mayans.
And he's got this awesome story about his family's property down there.
They're like sleeping in this one room.
But it has has to do that.
I'll let him tell it. I won't ruin the story.
Holy shit. Fuck.
But shout out to Jeff.
He's a big fan.
Oh, yeah. I just want some evidence, man.
Evidence goes some real hard, real life evidence.
When we go to to to Silver Bay, like we're going to we're going to take it seriously.
Like it's like like we can fuck around a little bit, but like we're we're actually doing like we're like, oh, I'm going to fuck around.
We're like we're trying to like get like actual evidence and shit like like sex out.
You got evidence, though.
How much more evidence you need to the lights turning on and off by themselves?
I mean, the Ghosts of Edger's crew fucks around, too.
Yeah, but like we can't like do fuck around the entire thing.
Like we got like when we're like going between shit like like between like areas where we're investigating, we can fuck around stuff.
But like when we're actually like doing like shit that's like trying to do stuff.
Well, you do you do what they do where you like provoke the ghosts?
Sometimes depends.
Depends on if we're getting anything, anything like that.
So I got a story about Silver Bay that isn't mine.
Is it my dad's? This is just something that we read online about it.
So Girl Scouts go up there a lot like it's where the Boy Scouts were founded.
So Girl Scouts go up there, too, and stuff like it's just like kind of a thing.
So these girls were up there and they were sleeping in third floor south, which is part of the inn.
And that's where we're going to be sleeping when we go up there.
But she said that she looked over at her at her friend like they were just sleeping in bed like nothing weird was going on.
She looked over at her friend who was sleeping in the bed because the beds are pretty much from like me to you, Dan apart.
Like they're like they're like two beds type thing, like a shower and then like whatever.
So like we're like you're chilling there.
So she looks over at her friend who's sleeping there and she looks like she's fucking like scared to death.
And she's like, what the fuck are you doing?
She keeps going under your bed, under your bed.
So she goes, OK, she looks under her bed and it looks like there's a corpse with glowing eyes under her bed.
Who was this? Who said this?
This was online. But like it was like it was it was vindicated by a couple other people that said that they saw the same thing.
There's like a corpse looking thing under their bed.
And it just like this was at Silver Bay.
Yes. They said like when they looked under the bed, they saw a fucking like corpse looking thing that just like rolls its head over and its eyes are like glowing like yellow.
Oh my God. Yeah.
Good God. That's so one of the things I want to do there when we go up is on third floor south.
I want to look under every single bed.
OK. Dan calls out sick before the trip.
Yeah, I'm not feeling so good, guys.
So are you still afraid?
Tyler wants to look for corpse ghosts.
I'm not really afraid of ghosts. I never really was.
I used to be afraid of ghosts until one day.
I came face to face with one.
We want answers.
What's this story?
It's the Ghost Adventure intro.
We want answers.
We worked years to build our credibility.
I think we could do a little adventure tonight.
Dude, I actually I was doing a little reading, some light reading.
Yeah, some light reading in regards to Pinewoods.
And somebody said that don't fuck with that place.
Yeah. Right. Everybody who's done like actual shit there.
I've talked to a whole bunch of people.
Every person is like, don't fuck with that place.
Yeah. Like that place is like the place that will fuck with you.
Right. Like you don't fuck with that place.
That place fucks with you.
I sent a picture to that medic we were talking about.
Who's telling me stories about it.
And she said, oh, fuck no.
Literally, I just sent her a picture of the gate and she said, no, fuck no.
Yeah. Literally every single person who's done shit there says, fuck that place.
She said, hell no.
That place is creepy.
But when I was reading on Reddit, somebody said that there's another cemetery and literally the instructions they were given.
It's somewhere around the Albany area.
They kind of gave like they alluded to where it was, but they didn't say like exactly which one it was.
But they said the instructions were to go up the hill, like follow the path through the cemetery, go up the hill and like over the crest and then turn around and look.
That was the only instructions they were given.
And they said they did that.
And when they turned around and looked in the distance, they saw a black dress appear and it just waved in the wind.
That's fucking crazy.
It just waved in the wind and then after like a minute of that, it just disappeared. They said there was like stuff floating around the black dress.
That's crazy.
Like just go through the gates, go up the hill and just turn around and you'll see what you're looking for.
That was the instructions.
What fucking cemetery could that be?
I don't know. We can do a little digging and find out, but they alluded to like they said it's on this side of the Hudson.
It's on our side of the Hudson?
Well, no, they were just saying like it's on a certain side of the Hudson.
They're talking about Pinewood?
No, they were talking about another cemetery.
It was in the conversation about Pinewoods, but it's another popular cemetery to go to for ghost stuff.
Because I was going to say it's not Albany Rule because Albany Rule is a fucking like the entrance to that is you go into the entrance and it's not really a hill.
But like it's so fucking big that like you couldn't just go up to like the top of like the hill because it's a hill.
But you have to like circle around like the hill and like you can't really see all the way down the hill once you get to the top of it.
So I'm not I'm pretty sure it's not that one.
Oakwood is you go through the entrance down there and you go down a hill.
But when you go down a hill, it's like a field that like you're it's like that's up.
But like Pinewoods fits that description because it's a hill and at the top of the hill, there's a fucking there's a mausoleum there.
And you can look down and see like the entrance from the top of that hill.
Because basically you have a you have a straight line of sight to the front gate from the mausoleum, but it's on top of the hill.
Let me see if I can find out which one it is.
Because I'm trying to think which ones it could be.
Pinewoods is definitely the the the biggest contender right now for that.
It would make sense if it was Pinewoods.
Well, no, no, no, they specifically said it was another one.
It was another one. Yeah, because it was the conversation was about Pinewoods and they were saying I'm trying to think that there's other ones that it could be.
And like local ones, because there's there's Albany Rule, there's Pinewoods, there is Oakwood, which are like the three biggest ones around here.
There is St. Agnes, which is basically part of Albany Rule.
But back in the day, you couldn't bury Catholics in the same graveyard as other people.
So they had to be buried in a different cemetery.
It's gated off from the other cemetery, but it's literally part of the same cemetery.
But like that has a place where you can walk up the hill and just look down.
It's fucking completely fucking like flat, like when you're looking down the hill.
Yeah, because when you're looking down the hill, it's a bunch of like, you know, like the gravestones there, like in the ground, like the plaques.
It's just a field of those.
So if you go to the top of that, you can see all the way down.
It's completely flat, like flat land.
Which one is this? This is St. Agnes.
It's part of Albany Rule. It's like literally like the calendar.
I wonder if that's it.
It might be.
Oh, you scared me.
I'm like, I hear steps. I hear footsteps.
Oh, the remote.
I think they put it back upstairs.
It's on the table by the Oculus.
Here, let me, you want me to take a look?
No, it's okay.
Alright.
Casey's going in for it.
Let's see, possible ghost stories.
Damn.
Oh, it might have been on the No Sleep Reddit.
Yeah, I think that's what I was looking.
Have you ever seen this picture, dude?
Where in pictures, the statues have heads.
When they take pictures of the monuments at night.
Yeah, when they don't have a head.
They're headless.
Yeah.
And then in the pictures they have heads.
That's fucking crazy.
Who knows if they're Photoshopped though.
They might be.
But.
Yeah, I gotta find out which one that is.
Because that would be an easy, like all you gotta do is walk up the hill and look back and either you'll see something or you won't.
Yeah.
That sounds like pretty easy instructions.
You know.
You know when you tell a really good ghost story and you get like goosebumps?
I didn't really get that from that one.
Like the one I just told you?
Yeah, it sounds kind of like really on the nose type thing.
Right.
Like I want it to be true.
Like I really want to be true.
But like if it was that fucking easy, someone definitely would have took a video by now of that.
Right.
It happens every time that reliably.
Like if you're like, yep, just walk up the hill and look down, you'll see a fucking ghost.
I'd be like, I'd just be like, I'd be walking with a fucking camera.
I'd just turn around and be like, oh, there's a fucking ghost.
Everybody would have a video of it.
Yeah.
If it was that fucking reliable.
It'd be cool.
It'd be really fucking cool if it happened.
And I was talking to my dad about like the the Sower Bay ghost hunt.
He said that he thinks he could get us in the paint hall where the where the lady hung herself and the kid died.
It has all the same furniture from when they were there, too.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Dude, that's fucking I don't know about that, dude.
Come on, bro.
Brave, bad vibes.
Be brave.
I like I don't know.
I don't I don't associate like like exactly where people died with something that's like usually that scary to me.
Like where it happened. I don't know.
It could be could not be. It just depends.
I think like if somebody's like somebody died in this house, I'd be like, like, it wouldn't bother me.
Like if I was shopping for a house, I wouldn't care.
I would.
You would. Oh, yeah.
You think nobody dies in this house?
I'm sure it's better.
Simpson murder house.
Yeah, fuck.
It depends on how cheap it is.
It's a good price.
I'm a bargain shopper, bro.
I prefer that somebody died in the house actually because it drops the price.
Sinister.
That's the one with the little like mask guy, I think.
Oh, the one with fucking Ethan Hawke where he's like moves into the site of a murder house.
It's really like a demon got the family.
Jesus got all possessed and shit.
Yeah, there's there's water at least in the pipe sometimes.
Not ghosts.
Totally not ghosts.
Just water leaking.
Bro, you creeped me out.
All right, Tyler.
Yeah.
Let's check out my attic.
All right, we'll check out your attic.
We're going to go for a little exploration here.
We'll let you know what we find.
We got to record it though.
Oh, all right.
Maybe you'll hear some of it.
In fact, yeah, actually.
So you're going to hear it right after this.
What happens?
All right.
We'll be back.
Oh, welcome back to Unfunnel Podcast.
We were, I guess, ghost hunting in my attic.
Didn't find anything.
Nope.
It's definitely an attic.
We'll have the bonus footage.
Maybe the audio in between here.
There's no ghosts on my roof either.
There are a lot of plants growing out of my gutters.
Yeah.
I went on the roof trying to scare Tyler while he was in the attic.
Who's smart for that shit?
Yeah, he knew it was me.
Imagine if he freaked out and he like jumped and fell off the roof.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm excited for ghost hunting.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be there.
Definitely.
Don't pussy out on me, Dan.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to be here.
You see how serious Tyler is about this.
Dude, he's trying to find corpses under beds.
I'll do it.
Oh, no, he's definitely serious about it.
He's got all the equipment and everything.
Damn.
So this, that other cemetery I was talking about, it was on...
What is this?
This is Reddit Paranormal.
This guy says, I've been to a lot of cemeteries in and around Albany, New York.
I've been to the Pinewood Cemetery the most.
Every time I've experienced something paranormal.
There's another cemetery on that side of the Hudson River in Whitenskill that had directions on what to do when you get there.
And what I saw was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.
A post on the internet said something like, walk into the cemetery, walk up the grass hill to the back right, turn around and you will see what you're going to see.
If you look away, you won't see it again.
We did that and there was what looked like a black transparent dress between three trees and waving like it was in the wind.
There was no wind, surrounded by what I'd describe as black beer bags scattering like a swarm of bees or something.
We watched for a few minutes, looked at each other and it was gone.
Jesus.
So it's a cemetery in Whitenskill.
I don't know of any over there.
Evergreen Cemetery, there's a hill there it looks like.
Whinenskill.
That owl fucked with your head.
Dude, that was the fucking freakiest thing that I've ever heard.
It freaked me the fuck out.
I know, I know, it was freaky.
Especially owls, because owls always creep me out.
Owls are fucked bro.
And then six feet fucking tall.
Those eyes.
Evergreen, it might be Evergreen dude, you might be right.
There's a hill there.
So what's good in the news?
There's a lot of dead air here.
We're all just reading on our phone.
I was watching the Republican debate.
Yeah, I saw that.
How was it?
Oh, awful.
They got this one guy, what's his name?
This Indian guy or something?
Yeah, Vivek Ramaswamy.
He's like the male Hillary Clinton.
You think so?
I wouldn't put him at that level.
Why don't you like him?
He's not bad.
I said I wouldn't put him at the fucking Hillary Clinton level.
No.
I think he's pretty good.
I mean, he's got some out there ideas.
Fun fact, none of the people in the debate were the most search person at that time.
You know who was?
Donald J. Trump.
Yep.
Fucking Mike Pence was there.
He was getting booed by the Trump supporters.
Dude, that guy is just...
I watched an exit interview with a bunch of people there.
The interviewer just kept talking about Donald Trump.
And the fucking people were like, so who would you like here the best?
And they were just like so and so, so and so.
Who would you like least?
Every single person said Pence.
Yeah, well, he's just like a fucking robot.
I saw somebody ask him a question the other day.
He was like, who was it that asked him the question?
It wasn't Shapiro.
I can't fucking think who it was.
Oh, no, no, no.
It was a guy that was on Fox, Tucker Carlson.
Yeah, he asked me, what do you think of all the people dying in heroin overdoses around the country?
And he's like, well, Tucker, I'm not really concerned with that.
That's not my problem.
And then he started going off on something he had preplanned in his head.
It's like, what?
It's not your problem.
It's like, it's like it's not going to be your problem because you're not going to be the fucking president, bro.
Don't waste your time.
Don't waste your money.
Nobody was fucking there either.
Like nobody was fucking there.
Like, like, that's the thing.
Like the people who were there probably were supporting the people who are there fucking anyways.
Like, that's why they fucking went.
If Trump was there, that would have been fucking packhouse.
Of course, bro.
And they fucking know that.
The CNN, because my brother watches CNN all the fucking time, I hate him for it.
But like CNN was just like.
I thought you said he was really smart.
He is, but not that way.
But like, like the CNN guy was just like, well, nobody's really talking about Trump here right now.
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Everybody's talking about Trump.
These like six people that you got sitting here with you aren't talking about Trump.
Literally everybody else in that entire fucking building is talking about Trump.
Every single fucking person.
Now, dude, people are literally.
I've heard people say, Alex Jones, they're just going to vote for him out of they have to now.
And that's kind of a good point.
It's like they don't have a choice.
Like the whole world is laughing, dude, because they think that this is just Donald Trump, you know, being all these charges being pressed against him.
They say that it's just a political hit job.
Like, what's his name?
Vladimir Putin said that he's like, dude, that's like this is supposed to be the West.
Like, you know, the purveyors of justice.
And just look at them.
They're taking out their political opponents like by trying to put them in jail.
He was. Russia was laughing at us.
They're like, dude, that's our fucking play, dude.
You know, but I'm sure I'm sure like everywhere does that.
But the thing is, fucking the Soviet Union.
The thing is, it's just sad because these motherfuckers are just like.
They're like, oh, yes.
And like the fucking people on the stage like it's a disgrace that Trump isn't here.
It's like, why? Because Trump would kick all of your asses.
So why didn't he show up?
Because he doesn't need to.
Why would you show up if you know you're going to win?
I guess.
It's like fucking, you know, this is the best way.
It'd be like an NFL player trying to play with a bunch of fucking high schoolers.
That's the level that Trump's at compared to them.
He's just, dude, he's like he can still lose, though.
He could lose. I mean, if they rig the election again, he could definitely.
That's that's what they'd have to do.
Well, right now, what's happening is they're turning on Joe Biden, the Democratic Party, even they hate him right now.
So that's creating an issue.
Well, I hate him.
Everybody registered Democrats.
Everybody hates him. Yeah.
So anybody going up against Biden is going to win the Biden Biden.
They're not going to let him run again.
You know what I think is going to happen?
Who's going to be running in the next? This is like a schizo fucking thing.
I think that they're going to have Biden have a medical issue in public.
He's going to have to step down and then the fucking weeds.
Michelle Obama is going to run for president.
Yeah, I've heard that as a possibility.
She said she would. She said she'd never do it.
Dude, look, I don't agree with her political views.
I'd much rather have her than fucking Joe Biden.
Like this has been a fucking humiliating experience for like as a nation.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We don't even know who's going to run in the next election because either of these people could be dead by then.
I would take over 80. I would take Gavin Newsom over fucking Joe Biden.
Who's that? The governor of California.
I would rather have him than Joe Biden. He's so fucking bad.
Is he a Democrat? Well, obviously, right? It's California.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like as Democrat as they get.
But he's like very presidential. He would make a great president.
Just on that front. Just like I don't agree with Barack Obama, but he was super presidential.
Oh, yeah. I mean, I loved everything Obama did.
Everything? Everything. Even the carpet-bombing civilizations.
Yeah, even carpet-bombing civilizations out of existence. Yeah.
Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes that's just what's got to be done, you know, to get oil and stuff and, you know, still have our capitalism and our cheeseburgers.
Yeah. Make America great again. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah. I think we need some smelling salts to really get the energy going in this podcast.
I've been kind of sick. I know. I've had no energy lately, man.
But...
Oh!
Got it! Got it?
Got it or not? There we go. Tyler's got it.
Oh, shit!
Now it's going to be fucking...
Oh! Oh! Oh, he shook it up.
Oh!
That's still bad.
So what else is going on in the world?
Nothing.
You know, I've just been watching a lot of 9-11 shit. Like, 9-11 coverage. I'm just obsessed with it lately.
Like what? I mean, what's changed, really?
It's nothing. It's been fucking... It's been 22 years, man.
You just watched the planes hitting the tower on repeat.
Just over and over again. I don't know, man.
I was watching, like, a two-hour video of the live coverage just to see if I could pick out any holes.
If you could see Joseph Pfeiffer walking by with a suitcase full of explosives.
What was it? Oh, there was something weird. There was something weird about one of them.
Oh, yeah. I was watching one and it was like a news coverage. It's like ABC News or something.
And it was like five minutes before the first plane hit the towers.
And they were like, coming up, we're going to talk to you today about airplanes and airplane safety.
I was like, what are the fucking chances that segment is five minutes before 9-11? You know?
Coincidences happen.
I mean, it definitely does seem sketchy. Somebody knew something.
Yeah.
What are the chances that the... I think we talked about this. Ali Max is going to be pissed.
If he actually listens to this episode, because we were repeating ourselves that the guy who...
So where the plane crashed, what was the one that they took out with the satellite?
Oh, they crashed it. Yeah. That just happened to be a journalist's property.
And so he rushed to the scene to take pictures or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like, right. Sure.
It's like, so it just happened to be a journalist so he could put the official story out.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Give me a fucking break.
What do you think would have happened if they hit the Capitol?
Nothing. They would have just built it again.
I don't know if it would have been the worst thing that ever happened.
There was nobody in fucking the Capitol at that point.
Right. It wouldn't have been that bad. No. Yeah.
Well, they didn't time it right. So they didn't hit them all at the same time.
There's like hours apart. Right. Like an hour apart.
Well... Were they trying to time it so they were hitting all the targets at the same time?
Well, they're pretty close to it because then they would figure out what's going on if it was too far apart.
Right. That's why they didn't want to give them a chance to evacuate. Right.
They had time to evacuate the Capitol and shit. Right.
Now, it wouldn't be the first time that the Capitol was destroyed. No.
It's been destroyed before, right? I think in the early 1800s, right?
Yeah. Didn't the White House get burned down? Yeah, the White House got burned down.
It was like James Madison or something. Damn.
And then I don't think the Capitol has been destroyed. Maybe during the Civil War.
No, it was being built during the Civil War. Nothing happened to it. It was just being built during the Civil War.
Oh, and they burnt it down while it was under construction?
No, it was the White House. Oh, oh. So what was being built during the Civil War?
The Capitol. Oh, oh. Gotcha.
Can you imagine being the fucking British guy? Right? It was the British, right? That burned down the White House?
Yeah. Yeah. During the, what, War of 1812 or something?
Can you imagine being the guy that burned the White House down?
You're like, fuck that.
Tyler, what are you reading over there?
Stuff.
What do you got? I'll finish it in a second.
Let me finish.
What are you on, Tomboy Reddit?
No, I deleted Reddit. It was too much. Too many Tomboy's?
No, it was too much of a temptation.
Like a temptation, right? Yeah, it was too much of a temptation, so I just cut it out.
Yeah, yeah. I agree. It's not good. I don't think I have Reddit on my phone right now either. No Reddit, no Instagram.
No Facebook? I just always end up fucking looking at girls shaking their ass. That's how it always ends up.
Yeah. I try to do something constructive. If you're just scrolling through your phone rather than going to Facebook, try to learn information.
Right.
Like go on Wikipedia, but stuff like that.
Or look at a fucking map.
Dude, if I didn't have a phone, I'd be so much more fucking productive. It's literally like, oh, let me sit down and waste five hours here.
Right. That's why you got to, you can waste time, but you got to use it productively. Use it to enhance your intelligence. That's what I'm saying.
Definitely. I agree with that. You ready to tell us what you're looking at, Tyler?
No, I'm just texting my girlfriend.
Well, how about we, well, the other thing I want to talk about is I think they're going to assassinate Trump. That's the thing that's going on right now that they're talking about.
They said that last time too.
Who, the CIA?
The CIA, the Democrats.
Everybody. The Republicans. Literally everybody has a fucking crosshair on Trump.
Yeah. Like Alex Jones was saying that he's one of like, Tucker Carlson said it too. He thinks that they're just, it's just getting to that point where they're just going to kill him.
Because like the indictments aren't working. So it's just going to, they said it's going to come down to just killing him.
That would start like a revolution amongst the crazy people.
Well, maybe they want a revolution. Maybe the George Soros is, and there's people that want to see this country crumble.
And what, have a one party system of conservatives?
Well, either that or it allows somebody else to step in and take the place as the world's superpower.
You know?
So this division in this fighting amongst ourselves ultimately distracts us and keeps us from being the best.
Right.
But you're always going to have two sides, like even if one side's in control, you're always going to have an opposition to that.
So you're always going to be divided in one way or another.
Right. I mean, if, if, if they took out Trump tomorrow, like, wouldn't you be a little scared that there's like, now like political opponents are being assassinated?
That's the fall of our empires when political opponents are starting to be assassinated and sit.
I mean, it's happened in our past and we survived it.
Presidents have been assassinated before.
Right.
I mean, let's think of the presidents who've been assassinated.
We got Abraham Lincoln.
That was a pretty intense, like fucking time in American history.
Yeah.
We had JFK. JFK was weird though, because I don't think he was a political opponent.
I think it was either the CIA or fucking the mob that got him.
Oh, it was definitely the CIA.
It's like so obvious that it was the CIA that it's like, you can't even refute it at this point.
I mean, his, his nephew whose dad was also assassinated says that it was the CIA.
He's like, our whole family knows it's the CIA.
Everybody, dude, fucking retarded babies know it's the fucking CIA.
Right. Right. It's like, just, just come out and fucking say it, dude.
But why did the CIA want to kill him?
Okay. So he said that, so.
Was he just causing him too much trouble?
No, JFK, he's the one that pulled us out of Vietnam or didn't want to go into Vietnam.
I think Nixon pulled us out.
Yeah, no, we were already in there.
JFK didn't want to go in and they basically lied to him and said all this fake shit for hours.
They got, they got him into a meeting and they said, oh my God, they're doing this.
They're killing our people. Oh my God.
And he's like, oh my God.
And then he found out it was all a lie.
So the CIA pulled him into this room and told him all this fake shit because they want to go in and they want to do their CIA shit.
Because they wanted the war to keep going.
They wanted to start it. They wanted to get into Vietnam for whatever nefarious fucking reasons that they had.
And so they lied to the president of the United States.
No, dude, fucking Vietnam was sixty four to like seventy or something.
Maybe it wasn't Vietnam, but it was, they were trying to get JFK to sign on to some war.
It was like, maybe it was something with Cuba. Does that sound right?
Something with Bay of Pigs. I think it was the Bay of Pigs incident.
Oh, Bay of Pigs, yeah, that makes sense.
And they were trying to do a full blown fucking invasion.
And he wouldn't allow it. I think it was the Bay of Pigs he wouldn't allow.
But they were telling him straight up fucking lies.
I mean, you played black ops, fucking Bay of Pigs. JFK was fucking talking about it in the fucking room with Mason, bro.
Oh, really? I didn't play it.
It was a huge failure, too.
Oh, yeah, fucking a whole bunch of people. That's why they called the Bay of Pigs because fucking everybody died.
It was a fucking massacre.
But it was all Cuban nationals with like a couple CIA agents.
But we basically used Cuban nationals to attack Cuba, to take it back from the communists.
But you know how well that worked out.
Yeah, so they wanted to go in there and he wouldn't allow it.
And so him stepping in the way of the CIA, they're like, OK, we're just going to fucking kill you.
Like, you're not going to get in our way.
Oh, that's how people think JFK died?
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's how his family thinks he died.
Oh, thank you. Yeah.
R.F.K. came right out and said that he's like it was the intelligence agencies that killed him.
Oh, yeah. So who do they say?
Who is the guy that officially killed him?
Lee Harvey Oswald.
He may have, but it's like, was that an MK ultra kind of thing going on?
I 100 percent think that he was MK ultra.
Yeah, 100 percent.
I think that MK ultra is still a fucking thing going on.
Oh, sure.
They say it's not. I think we're all fucking under MK ultra, man.
Well, he was like a homegrown like extremist.
Like have you ever.
Influenced by these like crazy conspiracy theories.
Are there points in your life where you can't remember?
Just about every day, dude.
No, but like.
Ask Ali back. He can't remember like 10 seconds ago.
He's like a fucking goldfish.
But he's going to win Jeopardy next time.
Yeah, there's a decent portion of my life that I just can't remember.
Really?
Like there's like a point in time, like from like.
Twelve to like from like now I was like 14 to like 15.
I can barely remember that year and like I wasn't doing drugs or anything.
And I think I was like, like I went to school and shit because there's like pictures of me in school and shit.
But I think like subliminally, I was being fucking MK ultra, bro.
I think I'm going to get like some numbers fucking flashed at me.
I'm going to fucking go on a rampage or something.
I think that I think they maybe not MK ultra on the general population.
I think they just choose certain Manchurian candidates to do that at the deep MK ultra shit.
So they have a fucking file on everybody, including high schoolers like the CIA really does.
Like starting in high school, they have a file on you and they can trace you back from like like even like when you were born.
And I think there's some people with like latent like shit in them that they keep tabs on.
Like a lot of kids who become FBI agents and shit were tagged in high school to be maybe candidates for an FBI agent or CIA agent.
Really? Because they they they literally can track you from like the start of high school to being like an adult.
And they can even track you even earlier than that.
But like you show like kids who get like hundreds and everything and like or like hundreds and certain subjects and like every test and stuff.
Or like are significantly good athletes that are that have some intelligence.
Like if they it's like a combination of a bunch of skills, but like they can see all your grades.
They can see your academic or your athletic accolades and shit.
So there's people that are like have been tagged from like like ninth grade in high school and they just keep tabs on you.
And when you go to you don't you don't apply for the FBI.
The FBI approaches you. Well, yeah, sort of.
You can't I mean there you there's like you can apply for the FBI.
But if the FBI wants you, they approach you. Right. Right.
Like they know like the FBI knows you guys like the FBI knows everybody like you like you're not not tabs by the FBI.
But like if they think that you have like potential to be an agent, they'll give you like emails from the FBI or something.
Or weirdly, they're going to have like a workshop that like you can go to type things and like they'll like do like psychological nudges to make you go to like an FBI workshop or something.
Or like they'll fucking do shit like that.
Giant psychological warfare.
Yeah, I mean, I know people that have gone through the whole process for the FBI agent.
And then it took like forever in a decade for the for the FBI to get back to them.
So they just like went on to other things because it's just like like these people have degrees in like cyber security and shit like you're not going to get hired by the feds unless they want you.
Right. Right. Yeah, you kind of have to be a special type of person.
They only take certain people. Right.
That would be such a bad ass job, though.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Just like the fucking windbreaker, the FBI windbreaker. It's such a fucking not a windbreaker.
Windbreakers are like a light jacket. Oh yeah. You know the light jackets with a title like a job or something. Oh no, that sounds cool.
When breaker fucking code name get up there on the plane. You're a windbreaker today.
So they call it the fucking dudes that do like the wingsuit.
The wing suit, I know it's that that fucking jacket dude that that jacket is more powerful than any fucking bad. You can. Oh yeah, you have a fucking any fucking gun. Yeah, you can show up with that FBI windbreaker fucking.
Well, anybody can pay FBI on a windbreak fucking nut flex. Do I can now flex of all not flexes. We should pay FBI at a wood breaker and walker.
It's just like go on a ghost hunt with it like brushed on. Yeah, take that on the ghost hunt just in case.
Well, that's like impersonate a federal officer. Yeah, that's that's a pretty big felony. So you can make it like in Grand Theft Auto, the F. I. B. You see all these YouTube videos about these guys that impersonate officers. Yeah, people over in their cars and yeah.
Yeah, yeah, like the funeral in the field. That guy's a fucking more. Yeah, you're not a police officer. Pull the fuck over. Yeah, dude. And he was on Dr. Phil and Dr. Phil's like now you don't see how your uniform. He had like a uniform on a mannequin. He's like, you don't see how this uniform looks like a police uniform. He's like, no, it's distinctly different. He goes distinctly. Yeah. He said the police in Florida don't actually have a uniform.
I have that. That would be an out of state uniform for for a Florida police officer and he's like so the badge doesn't look like a police badge and he looks just like a cop. Oh yeah, even got a pepper ball gun. Yeah, like on his hip and he's a funeral like. These are like people that take police simulator to to see. Yeah, no, because he tried to apply to be a cop like seventeen times and he keeps getting rejected. Oh my God, he could have gotten on somewhere. He just didn't try hard enough. No, he's probably just fucking crazy. No, he is fucking nuts. Well,
you can get on some police departments being nuts. Have you seen some of these people? Yeah, you got to be able to pass a site test and have like some kind of intelligence and my PD. I mean, there's a one guy that was on and my PD that fucking was looking up like recipe recipes to cook people.
He wanted to kill some lady and eat her. What the fuck? The standards aren't that high. You want it bad enough. They got a hot. They have like thirty thousand cops, but like these like school shooter type kids like going like with like crazy people and shit like they're real fucking stupid.
They're like Googling how to build a pipe bomb and like how to like shoot like like what's the best way to like corral people to shoot them and stuff like you think that you're not being traced when you're doing that shit.
Oh my God, dude, that's like like I think it's like a crazy fucking like degree like 90 percent of like these school shooters have been tagged by the FBI already and they just don't do anything about it. Right. Which is fucking insane to me. Like if I had a kid that was like if I was a fucking agent and there's a kid typing in how to how to what's the best way to corral people to shoot them? What's the what's the like a pipe bomb? Like how to build? I'm like what the fuck like should we do?
We should do something about this guys. But like they don't. And like they're like like how many times have you been watching like like an aftermath of a school shooting and you just have like a like a guy be like they were known to the police before this. It's just like if they were known to the police, this shouldn't have happened.
That's kind of like the 9-11 thing. It's like they they knew about their plan to do this. Yeah. And they didn't do anything. They didn't act on it. It's like I don't know. It's easy to say after the fact. But just because somebody Googles one thing, you know, it's like in high school and at least fucking talk to them. Right. Right. Like I don't like saying hey, like just looking something up shouldn't get you arrested. But like someone should talk to you. Right.
Like that type thing. But then like we always say like these the fucking like the feds and stuff are so powerful and shit. But there's people searching like shit like that and nothing happens to them. Right. Like what what which one are we doing here? Are they mega powerful like fucking spooks or are they like fucking like retards?
There's no in between. No, because like like real fed like you look at fucking TV shows and there's like well I found this strain of hair. This is related to that cold cold case file that I read on my day off like seven years ago.
And it's just like but like real feds would be like well we didn't check the pile of skeletons until five years later. And then we're like wait a minute. We should probably check that pile of skeletons. And then we found out that it was indeed a pile of skeletons related to this case.
He has a literal pile of skeletons in his closet.
Like like it's like shit like that. Like that's how real fucking agents are just like what the fuck. Like like like there's like blatantly obvious shit that's like out there. Like you ever watch that that Netflix documentary like Evil Genius.
Like the one that had like the the the the guy who had the bomb strapped to him when he was like robbing a bank. No I never saw it. No. So there's like it's a pretty good fucking it's a crazy documentary. But like there's a dude who like robbed the bank with a bomb strapped to his chest.
And like he had like a fucking like sticky note or like a phone on his hand that was like taped to his hand that had like the instructions like to open up the vault and shit because he had like his mouth duct tape shut too. So he had a gun taped to this hand and he had a phone taped to this hand.
And he had like a shirt on that said this is a bomb type thing. And like he went in and like they threw like the like he had like a backpack on too. So they put the money in the backpack and like he went out and then like he had to keep going to different spots in on like on like his list thing.
Because on his list it had different spots they need to go to to get the fucking bomb collar off because each place they would go to in the parking lot afterwards they tell him where the fucking piece was to fucking like take off the bomb.
And he had to go like six different places. There was no way that he was going to get to all six places without blowing up. Oh so this guy wasn't involved. So he was.
This is what he was acting like a victim. He was a victim because they didn't think he didn't think the bomb was going to be real like there's no like bomb fucking thing in the plan they just put that on them.
So, but they found this bitch with this dude, and like, like he was fucking like he robbed the bank fucking he went out into like a parking lot of McDonald's, and like they were waiting for the bomb squad to get there.
And like two minutes before the bomb squad got there he blew up. Oh shit so it was fucking real. Yeah. Oh my god they showed on the fucking documentary to like they should have shown him blown up.
Wow, and I'm like, holy shit you could show that on Netflix like a real person blowing up. I hope he's okay.
But his goal is no no so he got. He was a pizza delivery driver, and he went to a abandoned radio station.
And we went to this abandoned radio station to deliver pizza. He apparently got a fucking bomb strapped to his neck.
And like fucking like had to do like this Robin a bank thing, but like long story short, there was a fucking lady who built like who was like the mastermind behind the whole thing. There's the guy who built the bomb who died of cancer before going to jail or anything.
And like, he was in like the hospital bed and the feds are like you're literally going to fucking die like within the next week you're not going to trial, like just give it up like you're not going to trial just give up your co conspirators type thing he's like, I didn't do anything.
And like it was pretty much proven that he fucking built the bomb.
But like, they did this fucking crazy shit, but like, he was known for building contraptions. He hated the government and had a on and off relationship with the fucking crazy lady who put everything together.
And she was like a certified fucking like actual genius like she actually was a genius but fucking like fucked up.
But he, he did that shit. And like the cops are like, the next day because they went to the place because his house was on the abandoned radio station like place.
And they're like, a guy known for building insane contraptions and shit. There's like, yeah, he's free to go. They didn't even do anything there's like yeah he's free to go it's like, bro, literally, this guy 100% did it like is a lay person, I can be like this guy fucking did it.
Yeah, like OJ like you wrote a book called it. Yeah, we all know. He didn't do it. Oh, he did. I know.
I just nobody believes that he didn't do it. I was on to see what the reaction was. I think double jeopardy is a stupid thing. Like if you're going to go and like after the trial, that's to murder.
What is double jeopardy? It means that you can't be tried for murder twice. You can't be charged for the same crime. Yeah, same crime twice. So like after you prove an innocent, which he was, you can say like he did it all he wanted.
But well, what's the stipulation between like committing the same crime? Like, I got pulled over and got an inspection ticket once. Yeah, same cop pulled me over the next day and gave me an inspection ticket.
No, that's a different type of thing. It's a different day. And I'm like, you gave me a ticket for this dude. I haven't even brought it to the fucking I haven't sent it into the courthouse. He's like, I did. I'm like, you did.
Definitely yesterday. And then I went to court and I'm like, yeah, I already took care of this matter from the same cop, same ticket and a different jurisdiction. It was literally in like a different county.
And they like they called the other county and they're like, oh yeah, you definitely did. Like you shouldn't have gotten two tickets for the same thing from the same cop. Yeah. So that's how that works.
This is like a state trooper. No, it was like a Schenectady sheriff.
I didn't even know they had fucking sheriffs out there. I thought it was just fucking town cops out there. Yeah, Schenectady County sheriff.
Yeah, but fucking there's crazy shit out there, man. There really is. But oh, no shit. That's what I was going to talk about. We're being murdered.
But most places that are quote unquote haunted.
I'm saying that I think they're haunted. But to our listeners, you might not think so. But most places that are haunted are by bodies of water, like almost all of them.
Which is really weird. There's a weird connection between water and ghosts.
The place where we're going has a waterfall, right?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The place that we are going. Yes. Correct.
Don't fucking flake out on us, bro. You're the only one that knows the place.
I've actually never been there.
Then we'll fucking go together. I mean, I've been by it. I know exactly where it is. I haven't been into it.
We're going to fucking have so much fun next week for our 50th episode. Spooktacular.
50th episode Spooktacular. Next week, if you want to fucking come ghost hunting with us, send us an email.
I'll go see this fucking dress thing. That sounds pretty crazy. Yeah, it does sound kind of nuts.
But like, which cemetery is it? Did they fucking say it? I think it's what you're talking about.
Emerald Hill. Evergreen. Evergreen. Yeah, we're going to select one lucky winner out of our emails to come with us.
Ghost hunting. Let's check those emails. Actually, God, let's see what we got here.
Hold on. Nothing. Probably Gmail.
I bet we got at least one this week. We get an email and Ali Max not here.
He'll lose his fucking mind. Who is this?
What the fuck? I got some message in Morse code.
Was that you? Me? No. Oh, that. Oh, is that Mike the Train Man? That's the Train Man.
Train Man. He sent us a message in Morse code. Oh, my fucking God.
How do I translate this? I Google translator.
I can't believe this. We got an email. I can't believe this. This is this is impossible. This is this is crazy.
I want to play a game after this, too.
All right. It says, gentlemen, here you go. Alex has been asking for an email since we got started.
This bullshit. So here it is. Yes, I'm going to make you decipher Morse code because I enjoy watching you suffer.
If you've made it this far, congratulations. I honestly expected you guys to give up by now.
But you guys, I mostly met Casey and Alex.
So as you have made it this far, I have an important question to ask. I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Mike the Train Man. Mike the Train Man. Mike the Train Man. Hell yeah.
And if you'd like to hear more from Mike the Train Man, let's see which episode that was.
Little did he know that I could just put it into a Morse code translator.
I thought I was sitting here like with the dots and dashes, like figure out every letter.
Dots and dits, right? Dots and dits. Dots and dits or is it dots and dots and dashes?
That's great. Our first email. That's that's another email we want from Train Man.
Thank you. Is it dots and dits or dits and dashes? Thank you. Dots and dashes.
Oh, my fucking God. We finally did it.
We did it. Oh, shit. I got a I got a we got an email from Church Jesus Christ.
Also, that was me. I signed us up for the Church of Jesus Christ.
Come on to Christ or second come on to Christ.
Everyone falls short. Sometimes we have we all have challenges and things we wish we had done differently because of Jesus Christ.
Mistakes, even big mistakes can turn into second chances.
Damn. Fuck, yeah. That's fucking nuts. It doesn't matter how many times you've fallen in the past.
What matters is God. It doesn't matter how many families you've murdered.
If you pick yourself up and try again today, missionaries can show you how to become better through Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God. See, I knew they'd come through. I knew they'd come through.
They weren't sending anything. And I thought maybe I caught up in the spam folder.
I can't find which episode that was with that was until the podcast and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Is that what it was? Yeah. All right. Look that look that up, guys, if you want to hear more from Train Man.
Yeah. Fucking great guy. I know the Sorcerer is Stone and a little bit.
He knows a lot about boats to boats and trains.
And if you want to email us, that's untitled podcast. Seventy three at Gmail.
Or don't and go fuck yourself.
And the first time we got an email, Ali Mack is gone. So I'd like to play a little game here.
Oh, what do you got? What do you got? Smoking that jazz.
I want you all to write down a number between one and two hundred.
OK, like write down or like think of it. Write it down. Like on my phone.
Send it to me. Why would I send it to you? Send it to me.
Why would I send it to you? Like I thought you were supposed to like figure it out yourself.
No. Yeah. One and two hundred.
All right. Of course, Casey. Casey picked sixty nine.
I gave you mine. Is it also sixty nine?
No. All right. It hasn't come yet. I said that it says delivered.
Bro, you know, what kind of game you play?
It's got boost mobile. It literally says delivered.
I feel like we've got to get some like. Oh, gotcha.
All right. So we're going to do five chances here for you guys to pick a number between one and two hundred.
All right. Tyler picked six. Casey picked sixty nine.
This is for a chance to win twenty dollars.
Then load to you immediately upon the proper answer.
The number was one hundred and thirty one. All right. We're going to do this five times.
All right. Pick another number. OK.
One and two hundred. I guess.
Tyler says forty five. Casey says one fifty one.
The answer was seventy five.
Seventy five. All right. We got three more chances here.
All right. This is a hard game. One and two hundred.
I don't want to give all my money away.
But if you get it, it's worth the money.
What do you get? All right. We'll see.
You're going to high number six.
So Tyler picked the first time. Tyler said forty five. Casey said I said ninety seven.
What Casey was the one you picked one ninety five.
All right. We'll do this two more times.
All right. Give me another set of numbers.
I take it that was 36. Tyler's got Casey. What's your next?
All right. Let's see. Generate one eighty one.
You're doing a random number. Random number generator. One hundred and eighty one.
That changes things.
All right. One forty three. All right. What do you got? One hundred and eleven.
All right. Let's see. Generate one fifty nine. So close.
You know what? I'm feeling good tonight.
I'm going to extend this two more. Two more tries.
Make it between one and ten.
One seventy three. One seventy three. Tyler says. And what do you say?
One sixty five. All right.
And this will be for the final try. Final Jeopardy.
Eighty nine. For twenty dollars. Big prize of twenty dollars.
Tyler says eighty nine. Casey says seventy one.
And the final is fifty three.
Damn. You want to do one more bonus? Yeah.
They get you every time. This is like the casino.
One more. One more bonus round.
Fifty two. Eleven. All right. Generate.
Oh, eighty. Damn. He's just teasing us with this.
I'm not teasing. I'm not teasing. I'm not teasing.
That was that was fun. You got Jeopardy there, Casey.
I do not. I only finished like two categories.
All right. If you send us an email to with a random number between one and two hundred,
we'll do a random number generation on the next one.
And see what happens. One asshole is going to send us two hundred emails.
Well, one per email. One per email. Yeah.
He's going to send us two hundred. Restrictions apply.
One per email address. One more random number.
I fucking love this game. It's like it's like reverse gambling.
Fourteen. Casey. One.
It's twenty seven.
Damn. It's a reverse gambling, dude.
You can only lose money. You can only lose money.
Better off. I guess.
All right. Well, that might be all we have for you today.
I guess I can't really think anything else.
Next week, we're going to fucking. What happened to Jeopardy?
He doesn't have Jeopardy today. I finished like two categories.
Oh, damn. Yeah. Now the max not here.
I think I have a dead week. Really. Nothing happened.
He's never here. So next week, Halloween spooktacular.
Fifty episodes. Dan's going to guide us through the fucking woods.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll be there.
No, Dan's not coming. Is Ali Matt coming?
He should be. It's going to be Casey and Tyler alone.
And you got to be a toddler alone with a shotgun.
Then you got to come, bro. You're the one that told us about.
Man, I know what's out there. So do I. Let's fucking know what's
out there. Make sure you listen to our episode next week for the spooktacular
spooktacular like us on
X and Facebook also. Yeah. You got any promotions, Dan?
Vitamins. No, nothing really.
No, no supplements that you're taking.
No, I've really been off the supplement game. I'm taking a lot of probiotics
right now. I believe probiotics are very important for your gut.
Microbiome. Yeah, I'm taking a gut health.
Ninety billion CFU. That's colony forming units.
So 90 billion that and some Saccharomyces
Boulardis. It's a beneficial yeast.
That's where we're at with that. Not a lot of new vitamins.
This show sucks. Yeah, that's
all right. We're going to plan some big stuff for episode 50. Yeah.
You're coming. You're coming, bro. You got to be there. I need some like
holy water and shit, though. I got rosary. I got holy water.
I got all that shit, bro. Super soaker super filled with holy
water. I'll get a fucking glass vial of holy water so I can throw it
at it and smash it. And a gun. I don't know. I don't know
what else you do to keep that shit away, but
those woods, dude, there's something weird about those fucking
woods, bro. Oh, and finally, sad news of the
week is that the actor that played Dumbledore died like today
or something. Did he? Yeah. Hold on a sec.
What was the actor's name? Michael Gannon.
Let me look this up. Rip. Rip that fucking flag that just fell down.
Michael Gannon? Michael Gannon.
G-A-M-B-O-N.
Michael Gannon. Yeah.
R.I.P. Dumbledore. Very sad. R.I.P. Dumbledore.
Huh. See, there's this guy. Who's the guy from?
There's this movie. It's one of my favorite movies. The Count of Monte Cristo.
It's a good book. Yeah. It's like the best revenge story
on earth. But he was in Harry Potter. There was this old guy in that
movie. Hold on a sec.
I don't have any service down here. This show sucks!
Why are you watching? I know. We're not watching Tyler
or listening. You know, and as always,
be kind to yourself. And each other. We out. Bye. Bye.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit
this planet? Fuck no.
No, no. We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes
we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes. Where the fuck did the
Scaremen come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't
die and become ghosts? They're killing
already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, alright, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay. They have dread, and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not initiate with them.
I do not...
Nooooooooooooon!
We gotta go on the fucking moon
Because JFK got assassinated by the fucking government!
He got killed by the CIA!
JFK was killed by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump, beep! Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you, that you are going to be able to raise, and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them, because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology makes it about to still be in violence.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kid.
We're only living in the third dimension!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time here.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump, it's so cool. Everybody's like, you're saying Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a play for all of us.
The actual government is just crying. The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, is actually the one there and it's fucking all of us.
The fear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The pain fucking costs.