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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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The 21st night of September.

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Episode 48, bro.

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I'm back.

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Oh my god, we are getting close.

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It is the 21st night of September.

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We are getting close to episode number 50, man.

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Just like Earth, Wind and Fire said.

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So, everybody knows what we are doing for episode 50.

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What? Ghost hunting?

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Ghost hunting, bro.

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It's gonna be in the middle of October.

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Oh, that's gonna be fun.

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That is gonna be fun.

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We are gonna hunt for a cryptid and do some ghost hunting.

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Casey is like nodding.

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He's like, god damn it, Tyler is not gonna let this go.

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Shit.

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Nah, man, we're good.

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I'm all for ghost hunting.

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I gotta bust my ass on some fucking ice.

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I'm all for illegal ghost hunting.

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Like public property ghost hunting.

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That was public property, bro.

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No, that's too sketchy.

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That was complete.

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Dude, Alley Mac, when we went up by ourselves.

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Okay, we attempted breaking and entering several times.

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In all fairness.

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We did break and enter at one point.

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We did.

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Well, we did break, but we entered.

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We did not break.

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If there's no lock, it's public property.

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So, how that works?

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Yes.

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It's a public land.

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Casey, did you get arrested?

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Did you see a single person when we were there?

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There wasn't a person for 30 miles.

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No, yeah, we were in the fucking middle of nowhere.

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No, did not see a person.

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I felt a ghostly presence.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, but two weeks, that's gonna be what?

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October?

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October 6th?

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Hmm.

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October 5th?

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I like it.

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We're hunting for.

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A cryptid.

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Hunting for cryptids.

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Haunting for cryptids and, and or.

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Ghosts.

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Spirits and or.

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The Baba Yaga.

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The Mothman.

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In the, in the, what's it called?

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The Sam's Squash.

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The Frisman Sanctuary.

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Yeah.

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It's gonna, dude, we'll come back and we'll give you the full update on it, but episode

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50 is gonna be a banger, guys.

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If you're here for this, tune in for episode 50 two weeks from now.

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Fuck yeah.

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Nobody listens to this.

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Now we got viewers, don't we?

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We got listeners, bro.

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How many listeners?

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You got lots of listeners.

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Casey, if somebody was listening, we would fucking get an email.

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Yeah, send a fucking email.

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I, I am not convinced that we have any listeners until I see proof otherwise.

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Let me check the email right now.

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Mike the Train Man, if you're listening, send us an email.

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I don't even think he listens.

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He'll listen to a couple minutes here or there.

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We're talking early in the pod this time, so maybe, just maybe, Mikey Boy, come through.

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Please.

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Come through.

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Send an email.

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What's the email again, Casey?

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It's untitledpodcast73 at gmail.com.

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I will buy you a beer, Mike.

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Let me see here.

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I'm signing in.

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Untitled podcast.

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It's just gonna be like some advertisement from Google.

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Guys, we got one.

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Oh, it's an ad.

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How are you feeling this week, Hallie Mack?

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Ah, I'm stressed.

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I fucking hate school.

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Oh, school, yeah.

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I'm doing all right with it.

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I felt bad today, though.

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We had a test, and it was a 60 question test.

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I got a 51 out of 60 on it.

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So I walk outside, and I was one of the last people to finish, and they're all like, oh, what did you get?

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Oh, I'm like, oh, I got a 51.

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And they were all like, oh, yeah.

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Like, yeah, a bunch of us got that low, too.

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I'm like, no, I meant 51 out of 60.

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And they're like, you got a what?

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Apparently, I was like the third highest grade in the class.

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Again, 83, and I'm the fucking third highest in the class.

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It's like, fuck, I'm actually gonna have to study for this shit.

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God damn.

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This is the easy stuff right now.

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Do they have any early American history on there?

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No.

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That's why I get good grades.

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So if we were talking about Mount Rushmore, it would not be pretty for the young Ali Mac.

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You got any emails, Tyler?

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No.

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The only one that we got was a security alert that said that it's a new sign in on an Apple iPhone.

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It's mine.

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Damn it.

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Fuck.

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I mean, the percentage of people that listen to a podcast and actually send them an email is not very great.

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Yeah. But when we beg for episode after episode and we still don't get one, somebody has to take the 30 seconds out of their fucking day.

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How many emails have you sent to a podcast?

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None, because they're not begging, Casey.

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I'll donate one.

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I wonder if Joe Rogan asked for emails.

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How many people would sign that?

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Yeah. You'd fucking be drowning.

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We'd fucking break the Internet if he asked for people to fucking send an email.

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We need to get a PO box and have people send shit to us.

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Yeah. If we can't get a fucking email, what are you going to send us anything?

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I'd fucking take a steaming dog turd in a fucking bag and be thrilled because it means that somebody listened.

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Would you take a pipe bomb in a package?

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A pipe bomb in a package?

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Yes.

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Would you accept that?

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That's legally binding. Send me a pipe bomb.

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No!

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Send us a pipe bomb.

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So if you want to send Ali Mack a pipe bomb, what's your address?

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We'll get you a PO box just for Ali Mack.

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1243 Wallaby Way. Whatever the fuck the Finding Nemo address is.

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P. Sherman.

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Yeah, P. Sherman. 42 Wallaby Way.

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That's a fucked up movie. I forgot about that.

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You ever see Grave of Fireflies?

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No.

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It's a fucking, it's kind of an anime. It's like a World War II, like a World War II really sad story.

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It's not fun. Like everybody dies in it. Like the kids die. It's like real sad.

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I like All Quiet on the Western Front. That's my go-to everybody dies in it.

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So do I. I really like Go All Quiet on the Western Front.

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The new one?

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Why did you lean in? Were you just happy it's the Germans?

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Perhaps. It shows you the German side a little bit.

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They get fucking demolished. I remember I watched that movie and I was like, oh babe, you gotta watch this with me.

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Like I love war movies. I'm like, just saying, if this one's like the one in the 30s, like it's gonna be pretty dark.

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The ending of that, man. It fucking, oh it's heartbreaking.

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Yeah.

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He didn't need to die.

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I just, nobody, that's the whole point of the movie. Fucking nobody had to die.

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It was just everybody getting shirmed down into a big...

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The one guy who stole a chicken, that was just him being stupid. That's why he died.

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Yeah, fucking cat.

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Cat? Dude, I loved cat though.

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Cat was great. He was the old guard.

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Yeah, man.

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And then he just gets fucking merked.

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Because some scumbag kid from fucking France decided to shoot a fucking glorious German.

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Oh my God.

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A pure Aryan!

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This fucking piece of shit French filth decided to punch a German.

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I just thought...

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The flu drab we got here.

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We got the no step on snack.

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The fucked, I liked my favorite fucked up part of that movie.

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They like sent a chill down my spine is when they're looking for the group of people.

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And then they...

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And then it's just all gassed.

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Well no, but the first they're walking through and there's a dude, there's just like a naked torso hanging in a tree like 50 feet up.

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And they're like, yeah, the landmine got him.

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Poor bastard.

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And then they walk in and they're like, cat, cat, cat!

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They're all dead!

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They walk in and they're like, ah, they fucking gassed him.

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They blew him sky high?

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Yeah.

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Well, no, only the one dude got blown sky high.

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The rest of them just didn't put their gas masks on in time and they got fucking mustard gassed.

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Because they're all sleeping.

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Yeah, they were all sleeping and there's just like a hundred, they're all like fucking 18.

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And they all just, it was like, if you don't go to war, son, you're a pussy.

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So they all were excited to go to war.

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Military and stuff.

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So my brother's trying to do like West Point for like military and stuff, like going to the Army College.

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Yeah.

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But I was looking into United States military, like things that you, like the weight and height requirements.

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Like if you are a certain height, you have to be a certain weight.

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Yeah.

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To do it.

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Okay, so I'm five.

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Can't be morbidly obese in the military?

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No, no, you can't even listen to this.

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So I'm 5'11", okay?

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What do you think the weight requirement for me as a 25 year old, this isn't the 18 year old requirement.

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This is like the older person going into the military.

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How heavy do you think is the maximum I can be at 5'11"?

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I guess like probably like 220.

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189 pounds.

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I mean, it makes sense.

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That's like when I was 180 pounds at my height, I looked like a skeleton.

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What if you have like all muscle mass?

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So this is actually a story that I heard, which was fucking nuts.

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Doesn't make any sense.

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This is a story that I heard that was fucking nuts.

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There was a Division 1 running back.

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So you can picture a Division 1 running back.

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He's like 6'2", 250 pounds of just fucking muscle.

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They turned him away because he was too heavy.

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Well, they, I mean, most of the people, I mean, no, that can't be right because at West Point,

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dude, at West Point, their fucking linemen are still fucking big fucking...

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So if you go to West Point, you get a different fucking thing because you're going to the officer corps instead of going into...

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You get an exception for being a football player?

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Yes.

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Hmm.

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Yeah.

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Pretty much.

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But pretty much.

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You get an exception under grades too?

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It's a major fucking recruitment portion, especially because Army fucking...

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Their team fucking sucked.

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They were good way back when.

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Back when everybody was normal.

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Yeah, like 30 years ago.

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But any player that, I mean, since the NFL got so popular and it's turned into like the way to make a career of it,

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nobody wants to go to a military school.

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And West Point just changed this, which is why now they're starting to get like a really good college football team.

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But you have to serve in the active military for four years.

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So if you were like a five star recruit, you're not going to want to go to West Point because then you're going to fucking waste the first four years of your career.

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So now for West Point.

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Otherwise be making tens of millions of bucks.

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If you get drafted into the NFL, they waive the military service.

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They defer it.

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You still have to do it, which I think is pretty cool.

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But you can be in the NFL and just kind of do reserves instead of like actual combat.

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Yeah, they did the same thing for Navy.

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They did the same.

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There was some fucking country singer.

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But, oh yeah, yeah, he went to a different college, though.

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Yeah, he was in the Navy or Air Force.

255
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I think he was just in the Navy.

256
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Oh, yeah.

257
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:07,600
Well, Zach Bryan was just in the Navy and they let him get out.

258
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But fucking no, there's some fucking dude that went to an academy.

259
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I can't remember.

260
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I don't fucking know.

261
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Jason Aldean.

262
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Try that shit in a small town.

263
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Try that in a small town.

264
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Hey, you look at my daughter like that.

265
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The only person fucking my daughter is me.

266
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Try that in a small town.

267
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That was the most retarded song I've ever heard.

268
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I mean, I just don't understand why the fact that people need to get it canceled.

269
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I mean, sure, it's like a bunch of fucking hillbillies listen to that shit and they think it's great.

270
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But you like country.

271
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Why do you like country?

272
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Yeah, why do you like country?

273
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,600
It's good.

274
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It's good.

275
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There's nothing better than just like fake rock.

276
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Fake rock, bro.

277
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Dude, that's what I used to think, too.

278
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I just thought it was fucking awful.

279
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But then I don't like, I'm not listening to fucking Jason Aldean or fucking Luke Bryan or all these fucking fake country.

280
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600
Tim McGraw.

281
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Yeah, like fucking trappy little country artists that have like a fight.

282
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That's like a fucking.

283
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There goes Tyler.

284
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Just fell on the floor out of his chair.

285
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But they have ones like the fucking they got like the 808 drums and shit.

286
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It's like fucking so stupid.

287
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It's like, what is this?

288
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A fucking Kodak song or are we listening to country?

289
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But if you get like especially fucking like bluegrass, I love that.

290
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I like outlaw country and that's it.

291
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I just I fucking like.

292
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I like country.

293
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I fuck with is a little nice.

294
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You get somebody who fucks it up on a banjo and the guy has some good fucking lyrics to back that up.

295
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That shit's coming from your soul.

296
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There's no good lyrics.

297
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I mean, I like the rich men north of Richmond.

298
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I fucking love that song.

299
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They're talking about us.

300
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Yeah, they are.

301
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People like you.

302
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People like me.

303
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,600
I don't know. What do you think about the whole hillbilly movement in America?

304
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,600
I think it's I think it's been around forever.

305
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,600
You see, you see the same.

306
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

307
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Now you see the whole movement.

308
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,600
Well, I don't have the fucking mullet to be country.

309
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I had the mullet because I like the fucking hairstyle.

310
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It has nothing to do with trying to act country.

311
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I fucking love it.

312
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I get compliments on it from fucking even older people.

313
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I get compliments on my hair.

314
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,600
I never got compliments with my hair before.

315
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:31,600
It's like I had a fucking 70 year old patient's aunt.

316
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:35,600
Well, the patient's aunt was 70 years old was like, I I'm sorry.

317
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I just got us and that we were treating this completely BLS patient fucking was like, I'm sorry.

318
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It's pretty much like basic shit like fucking emailed us.

319
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Then they deserve the respect of being explained it, but they can go fuck themselves.

320
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You want to know emails and ask.

321
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,600
Yeah, it's a fucking it's an.

322
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I'll send you the protocol.

323
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A fucking just on the email.

324
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,600
You just got to ask fuck.

325
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,600
But no, and they're like, you have a magnificent hair.

326
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,600
So I'm happy that you thank you.

327
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:18,600
I'm happy you have those kind of interactions because I have the interactions of when the fucking person has the numbers on their arm and they think that I'm coming to get them.

328
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,600
What?

329
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,600
I have a patient with numbers tattooed on them.

330
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,600
Yeah, you know, in the the we'll call it.

331
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:32,600
I can't call it by its actual name, but a concentration camp, a Holocaust.

332
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:39,600
No, I can't know the place, the place where they all live currently, you know, right off the Auschwitz.

333
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,600
We'll call it Auschwitz fucking lives.

334
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:48,600
The Jews like the elderly Jewish people, you know, like off of the here.

335
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600
Oh, yeah.

336
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,600
Yeah.

337
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,600
Why? Why can't we say it?

338
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600
I don't know.

339
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,600
Jewish community.

340
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,600
No, they know we're in fucking Albany.

341
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,600
Yeah, but I don't want to fucking.

342
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,600
Oh, I'm Shalom.

343
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,600
We can talk that place.

344
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,600
Yeah, but in the upper floors, the people, the building sucks and they call 911 for everything.

345
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,600
And it's like a fucking like thing.

346
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,600
You have to call the person to get into the place and stuff.

347
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600
It's fucking nightmare.

348
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,600
But there's a there's people who live there.

349
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:20,600
There's people who live there who who survived the Holocaust.

350
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,600
They had the numbers and shit on their arms.

351
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,600
Nice.

352
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,600
Wow.

353
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,600
And I had I had a patient that I picked up from there and then she like looked at me and start freaking the fuck out.

354
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,600
And I go, what the fuck's happening?

355
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,600
And she's like, you're fucking one of them.

356
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600
You're not taking me back.

357
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,600
And I'm like, what's happening?

358
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,600
And they're like, oh, no, she's a Holocaust survivor.

359
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,600
She thinks that you're a Nazi.

360
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,600
You look like a Nazi.

361
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And that was back.

362
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,600
Remember what I had?

363
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:56,600
So what did Tyler do? He threw her into the back of a small box, stared at her and then dropped her off at the loony bin to make her fucking worst fears come true.

364
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600
No.

365
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:02,600
So, you know, the we remember my old hairstyle with like the shaved sides and like the fucking like comb over.

366
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,600
So I literally looked like a Nazi.

367
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,600
It was probably for the best that you wore a hat all the time.

368
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,600
No, but that was the one day I didn't wear a hat.

369
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,600
Fucking Joseph Goebbels.

370
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,600
I had like a full on like Hitler youth hairstyle.

371
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:21,600
And like she looked at me and she's like, you're going to take me back to the camps.

372
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,600
I'm not going to let you back.

373
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,600
I'm like, what's that?

374
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,600
She's trying to claw at me and shit.

375
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,600
I'm like, can you tech this?

376
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,600
Because I think she's going to try to kill me.

377
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,600
And she's like, I'm not letting you take me back.

378
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,600
And like the army fire guys are like, bro, what the fuck?

379
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,600
Are you Nazi?

380
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,600
I'm like, no.

381
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,600
Well, a little stop it.

382
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:49,600
You have a uniform on to pull on black uniform, black uniform.

383
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,600
Yeah.

384
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:57,600
And that was the one day Tyler decided to put his fucking SS thing on his collar.

385
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:03,600
No, but like back like with the jackets, like the the the the the fuck.

386
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Oh, yeah.

387
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,600
The jacket.

388
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,600
Yeah.

389
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,600
The ones that were in like the shell, like the base of the shell.

390
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,600
Yeah.

391
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600
Like five eleven parka.

392
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600
Yeah.

393
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,600
I was wearing that and I had my hat off for whatever reason.

394
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:21,600
I think I forgot I had at home or something, but I had like the fucking comb over Hitler

395
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,600
style and she flipped the fuck out.

396
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,600
And I'm like, oh, as she should.

397
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,600
I was watching a documentary about the Holocaust this week.

398
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:36,600
I think the fucking Germans society allowed that shit to happen.

399
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,600
They didn't know.

400
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,600
A lot of them didn't know.

401
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,600
Even like the fucking Warmark, the the fucking standard soldiers didn't know.

402
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,600
Yeah.

403
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,600
They said they liberated one of the camps and they made the people in the town like

404
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,600
go and tour it and see all the dead bodies.

405
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600
And they're like fucked it up.

406
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,600
They're like, what the fuck?

407
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600
They thought it was a factory.

408
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,600
A lot of the people who saw like the camps just thought they were factories.

409
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,600
Well, yeah, because they fucking made it sound and they portrayed it to the US that way,

410
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,600
too.

411
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,600
I know they're like summer camps.

412
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,600
They're having fun.

413
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600
I mean, yeah.

414
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:09,600
Well, fucking battalion 43 over here says otherwise.

415
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,600
I think we thought they were work camps and they said when like Dwight D.

416
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,600
Eisenhower, some of them were labor camps.

417
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,600
They use them for labor, but they were essentially I mean, Doc Howe and Auschwitz are like outliers

418
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600
with that.

419
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,600
They were death factories because like if you got sent to Auschwitz or doubt Doc Howe,

420
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600
you're going you're fucking you're going to get killed.

421
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,600
But most of the most of you don't work for two weeks and you're so there were most of

422
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,600
the concentration camps were work camps.

423
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:41,600
But then they were like the like big three that were pretty much just death factories.

424
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,600
Yeah, there's one of them.

425
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,600
They're talking about they liberated it and Dwight D.

426
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,600
Eisenhower, which was one of the commanding generals, like it was a president and they

427
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,600
all like went behind a shed and fucking threw up as soon as they saw it.

428
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,600
I mean, it's a fucking nightmare.

429
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,600
Like I couldn't imagine that.

430
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:01,600
Like I talked to one of my friends who regardless the soldiers that were in the fucking Nazis

431
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600
still did that shit.

432
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:07,600
Oh, yeah, because they believe the propaganda that fucking Hitler was shoving down their

433
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,600
throats and he ruled with fear.

434
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,600
The people in the camps weren't standard military.

435
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600
They're all SS.

436
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600
I know.

437
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,600
Yeah, they weren't like the standard military.

438
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,600
They were Hitler's inner circle military because there was the German military.

439
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,600
Then there was the SS.

440
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:26,600
Then there was the real society, which was like the highest of like the high like German

441
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:32,600
command and the real society was like Hitler, Himmler, Heisenberg, like shit like that.

442
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,600
Like they were all like fucking nuts.

443
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,600
Your clone gobles gobles.

444
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,600
Yeah.

445
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:44,600
But like the hierarchy of the German military, like basically the SS wasn't like standard

446
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,600
military.

447
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,600
They barely went out in the field.

448
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,600
They were just doing the fucking camps and they were doing they were like the.

449
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,600
They were looked at as the ubermensch, which is Superman.

450
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Hitler's entourage.

451
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,600
Yeah, they were.

452
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,600
I mean, SS were definitely in the front lines too, though.

453
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600
They were, but they were in the death camps.

454
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:06,600
They weren't like they weren't as quote unquote expendable as the standard German military

455
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,600
because you had the SS, which was basically like the equivalent of like their Navy SEALs

456
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,600
pretty much like there was more SS.

457
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:19,600
There was more SS, but because like in rank wise, they would be kind of like Navy SEALs

458
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600
because they were there.

459
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,600
There were their special forces like the SS were stormtroopers.

460
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,600
Pretty.

461
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,600
Yeah.

462
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,600
And like the in order to be in the SS, you had to have like the fucking like genetic

463
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,600
like fucking blonde hair, blue eyes, and your parents had to have blonde hair and blue eyes

464
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,600
and not have any Jewish ancestry or anything like that.

465
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,600
Like it was fucking insane like Hitler.

466
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,600
Well, if you had Jewish ancestry, they do some other shit with the.

467
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,600
Yeah.

468
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,600
They said that Hitler was like on a bunch of drugs and.

469
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Oh, he was on.

470
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
He was.

471
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,600
He was.

472
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,600
He was trying to tell him no and he would be like fuck you.

473
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,600
He was a complete drug addict.

474
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,600
Meth was his favorite.

475
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,600
Yeah, he was a big fucking meth head.

476
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,600
Like meth was his favorite.

477
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,600
Really?

478
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,600
Yeah, he loved meth.

479
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,600
He loved coke.

480
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,600
Basically all the uppers he did.

481
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,600
He could do anything he wanted.

482
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,600
Because Hitler actually had crippling social anxiety.

483
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600
Yeah.

484
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,600
Like he had crippling social anxiety.

485
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600
So he took the drugs so he could do.

486
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,600
Every single one of the speeches that you see Hitler do, he was on fucking meth.

487
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,600
Well, yeah, you can gather.

488
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:21,600
Dicest, Dicest, and Nessunest.

489
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,600
Yeah, and everybody was fucking scared of him.

490
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:30,600
And Jocelyn, his son and ex-son and he must line that just highness.

491
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:35,600
And everyone was fucking horrified of him because he would just murder people without care.

492
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,600
When he was high on these drugs, he'd be like, oh, he's my fifth in command.

493
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,600
He's my fifth in command.

494
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600
He looked at me the wrong way.

495
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,600
Don't ever fucking look at me the wrong way.

496
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,600
Like he was a fucking lunatic.

497
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,600
I'm from Arizona.

498
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,600
Fucking Wolfenstein.

499
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600
That's still one of my favorite scenes of the game.

500
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,600
He's like, hello, my funer.

501
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,600
He's like, are you the spy?

502
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
He's just like, no, my funer.

503
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,600
I'm from Arizona.

504
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,600
And he just gets blown away by Hitler.

505
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,600
Yep.

506
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,600
He's trying to find an actor to play him in a movie.

507
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600
And he fucking kills everyone.

508
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,600
Is that what you want, you Nazi son of a bitch?

509
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,600
And Hitler's like, yes!

510
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,600
Da! Da! Yeah!

511
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,600
Yeah.

512
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
Oh, God.

513
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,600
What a fucking trip.

514
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,600
Alex Jones was saying some crazy shit recently, right?

515
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,600
I know. Yes, he was.

516
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,600
In Russia?

517
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,600
Yeah.

518
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,600
I'd have to fucking look back at the article again.

519
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,600
But he was trashing the US.

520
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,600
He was like, treasonous shit.

521
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Yeah, he was trashing the US.

522
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600
I don't know.

523
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,600
He really went off the deep end hard.

524
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,600
I think it might be some fake news.

525
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,600
Well, he still hasn't paid any of the money to the Sandy Hooks.

526
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,600
Are you going to pay three billion, not billion, trillion?

527
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,600
One point something billion?

528
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,600
No, it's trillion now.

529
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,600
It's three trillion.

530
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,600
Trillion?

531
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,600
No way.

532
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,600
Yes, it is.

533
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,600
Look it up.

534
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,600
That's how much the US is fucking in debt to China.

535
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,600
Yeah.

536
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,600
It's three trillion dollars.

537
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600
No, it's not.

538
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600
I think it's one point something billion.

539
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600
No, it's trillion.

540
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,600
No, it's like three bell.

541
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,600
It's not.

542
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,600
He was like, yeah, fuck this.

543
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,600
I'm not going to pay that.

544
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,600
Oh shit.

545
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,600
How much does Alex Jones...

546
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,600
He does not owe them $3,000 million.

547
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,600
It's three trillion.

548
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,600
Yeah.

549
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Look it up right now.

550
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,600
If I get fucking service with my fucking boost mobile.

551
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,600
Yeah, he's one point five billion.

552
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,600
One point five billion?

553
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600
Yeah.

554
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,600
And under his bankruptcy plan right now, he's still going to make $520,000 a year.

555
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,600
So, like he's not bankrupt.

556
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,600
That was fucking March that came out.

557
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:55,600
Alex Jones would still have a $520,000 salary under his current bankruptcy plan.

558
00:25:55,600 --> 00:26:00,600
Alex Jones defends $100,000 a month lifestyle amid bankruptcy.

559
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,600
Yep.

560
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600
Alex Jones...

561
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,600
Far right eco terrorist?

562
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,600
What the fuck?

563
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,600
He's living it up.

564
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,600
He's spent 93...

565
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600
He's only 5'10".

566
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Yeah.

567
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,600
He's a short little guy.

568
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,600
He's shorter than I am.

569
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,600
Who, Alex Jones?

570
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,600
Yeah.

571
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,600
We should get a cardboard cutout of Alex Jones.

572
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,600
We should.

573
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
We should.

574
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600
That'd actually be pretty good.

575
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,600
I have one of Danny DeVito I could bring.

576
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,600
Yeah.

577
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,600
Yeah, I got a Danny DeVito one.

578
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600
We should get one of our viewers.

579
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,600
Oh, fucking wait.

580
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,600
We don't have any.

581
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,600
Alex Jones.

582
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,600
Alex Jones on the podcast.

583
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:36,600
Alex Jones spent $93,000 in July on meals and energy.

584
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,600
Yeah.

585
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,600
I saw that, yeah.

586
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:45,120
This is the Untitled podcast transmitting to you in the blind.

587
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,080
We have not received any response.

588
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,800
We're not even sure the episodes are being uploaded to Spotify.

589
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,600
The only way to confirm that it works.

590
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,720
Well, they definitely have Spotify.

591
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,440
The only way to confirm that it works.

592
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,840
Casey, they don't need to know that.

593
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,400
The only way to confirm that we are online is an email.

594
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,400
So I'm looking at it.

595
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,400
If Alex Jones was really going off the deep end as much as you guys say he was, it would

596
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,240
be all over the news.

597
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,240
It was.

598
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240
It was.

599
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:14,920
I was not looking for Alex Jones news in it, but it fucking popped up for me.

600
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:19,760
I'm going a couple weeks back now and there's nothing.

601
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,920
Just type in Alex Jones Russia.

602
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,280
I did.

603
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,680
It's all about fucking saying, maybe they deleted it.

604
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Yeah.

605
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,320
They're still talking about Sandy Hook.

606
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,800
What the fuck?

607
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,760
This is like, I'm going back.

608
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,880
This is weird, man.

609
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,200
I fucking posted it in the group chat.

610
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,280
There's nothing.

611
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,560
It's literally, there's nothing here.

612
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:45,400
It's all still about talking about the globalists and how they took over the American government.

613
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,400
They took it down.

614
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,780
Dude, it's not.

615
00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,640
You can't find it.

616
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640
What the fuck?

617
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,640
Hold up.

618
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,760
I'm going to fucking find the fucking right.

619
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Holy shit.

620
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760
Dude, it's gone.

621
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,760
There's nothing there.

622
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,760
It's all about Sandy Hook.

623
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,560
Still view media files and links.

624
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,600
I think we stumbled upon a conspiracy.

625
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,920
My friends, I think we stumbled upon a conspiracy.

626
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,400
So the conspiracy is that like two weeks ago or a week, I think like right before the last

627
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400
podcast.

628
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,400
Yeah.

629
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,400
Okay.

630
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,400
Here we go.

631
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,800
This is fucking Alex Jones went on Russian state TV to praise Putin, trash America, cry,

632
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:26,600
vomit and claim that he'll soon be assassinated stating this could be my last message.

633
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,600
What is that odd?

634
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,600
Like this is up rocks.

635
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,680
I don't know what the fuck.

636
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,960
I've never heard of it either.

637
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,480
I bet the CIA will kill Alex Jones.

638
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,840
That was September 9th.

639
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,080
You don't know what day we're going to be walking down the street and we're going to

640
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,960
get fucking fucking killed.

641
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,520
And the only way that our fucking conspiracy will see the light today after we all get

642
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,920
murdered is by somebody listening to this and right now we're transmitting in the blind.

643
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,920
This is recorded.

644
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,920
Okay.

645
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,480
So up rocks is considered a satirical website.

646
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,480
Fuck.

647
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,880
We got clowned.

648
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,640
We got clowned guys.

649
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:13,080
Oh, oh, up rocks is a satirical website that shapes and influences youth culture.

650
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,320
So it's bullshit.

651
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,360
We got fucking.

652
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,360
You got trolled.

653
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,360
We got fooled.

654
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,360
You got trolled.

655
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360
That was a fake website.

656
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,760
Yeah, it's like it's like the onion.

657
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,760
Yeah, essentially.

658
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,760
I'm kidding me.

659
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,760
No.

660
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,440
So you sent us a fake news article.

661
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,080
I didn't read it first.

662
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,080
I read it afterwards.

663
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,080
Ali Mack with the fake news.

664
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:39,320
Get my hopes up with the guys looking at it and I'm like, that doesn't seem right.

665
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,280
Dude, that's what I was saying.

666
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,640
I'm like, he's really off the deep end this time.

667
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,160
Now, that being said, I still fucking love the guy.

668
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,160
He's hysterical.

669
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,320
Oh, he is fucking real funny.

670
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,320
So that was that was just straight up onion level shit.

671
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,680
Yeah, he's off his he's off his fucking rocker.

672
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,600
He's off his rocker, but not that much.

673
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600
Apparently.

674
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,080
I mean, he is that.

675
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,600
But like it didn't stun me when I read that.

676
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,560
I was like, there he goes again.

677
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,560
There he goes again.

678
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,160
We're off our rocker.

679
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,800
Yeah, not that much.

680
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:14,160
I mean, one day the CIA is probably just going to can't cancel somebody who doesn't

681
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,160
care.

682
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:20,080
I mean, that's still a pretty fucking funny headline to praise Putin, trash America,

683
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,080
a crime, vomit and clean titles.

684
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,440
Yeah, it's a satire website.

685
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,440
This could be my last message.

686
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440
This could be my last message.

687
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,440
That's really funny.

688
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,440
I need sleepy time.

689
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,440
So, so yeah, dude, that video, though, it's so hard to find now, but it's one of my favorites.

690
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440
What video?

691
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:41,480
The video that I sent you guys the fucking Jones coms.

692
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,480
I need I got it.

693
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,480
I got it.

694
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,520
So we're going to be a tick tock ad.

695
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,000
We're all going to be dead soon.

696
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
We're all going to be.

697
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
We're all going to be dead soon.

698
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
It's going to be one intergalactic.

699
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,000
No, he didn't say I used to feel sorry for people who believe me.

700
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
We made your cities quarantine.

701
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,000
A giant biological warfare.

702
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:13,000
We're being murdered.

703
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:20,000
You are going to be dead soon.

704
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,000
They're going to kill you and your family.

705
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000
And most of us are already dead.

706
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I'm not going to let you die quietly, but since you didn't, you chose the fallen one.

707
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
The fallen one.

708
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
All in one.

709
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Satan.

710
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Very real.

711
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,000
And once you destroy you and your family forever.

712
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Here we go.

713
00:31:53,000 --> 00:32:01,000
I felt sorry for people attacking me.

714
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000
I mean, I'm like an insane killer ape.

715
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I'm like an insane killer ape.

716
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:39,000
I need sleepy time right now.

717
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I need sleepy time right now.

718
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,000
A nice place to go to.

719
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I'm asleep.

720
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
That's the end.

721
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
What a word.

722
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Oh god.

723
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
That's so funny.

724
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I fucking love Alex Jones.

725
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
That's so fucking funny.

726
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
He, he's just one.

727
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
But he said all that shit before the COVID lockdown.

728
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Global biological warfare.

729
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
He really did.

730
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
So like if you sift through his insane rantings, he warned us about the COVID lockdown.

731
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Yeah.

732
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
I mean, he also thought that we were all going to get cancer and die in this sterile.

733
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
If you say enough insane shit, some things can come true eventually.

734
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Yeah, but a lot of what he said.

735
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
That's why I like saying insane shit.

736
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
He thought that COVID was, that was a lot of stuff.

737
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
I mean, I'm like, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm

738
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a

739
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:23,800
fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm

740
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:34,900
a fucking fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, a fucking,

741
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:35,900
We were right, right?

742
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,900
Yeah.

743
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:38,900
We said that COVID started in a lab.

744
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:39,900
Yeah.

745
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,900
That was one of our conspiracy theories that came true.

746
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:42,900
Yeah.

747
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,300
I mean, but people thought that shit from day one.

748
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:49,220
I never believed that fucking bat turtle soup or whatever bullshit they fed us before.

749
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,680
People thought that we were insane for saying that, though.

750
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,680
But we aren't.

751
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,680
But we are, though.

752
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,680
We are insane.

753
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,680
I don't know.

754
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,300
Maybe my social circles are fucking insane then, because I never really got people to

755
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,460
fucking disagree with me on that.

756
00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:04,700
That is one Untitled Podcast True Conspiracy Theory.

757
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:09,140
I think most people are fucking smarter now, at least the people that we associate with,

758
00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:13,020
because there isn't many people I said that I thought that it was created into a lab to

759
00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:14,260
that disagreed with me.

760
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:18,220
I really think that most people just are like, yeah, yeah, the people upstairs are pulling

761
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:19,220
the strings.

762
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,220
That's insane, though.

763
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:21,220
You're going to burn now.

764
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:22,220
It's not insane.

765
00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:23,220
You're going to burn now.

766
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,220
It's fucking logical.

767
00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:28,420
Why did they fucking make it in the first place?

768
00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:30,220
To be, to fuck with America.

769
00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:33,500
Yeah, to fucking shut the world down.

770
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,740
But it also fucked China way more than they thought it was going to.

771
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:37,740
Yeah.

772
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:39,900
Because they were giving their people like shit.

773
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,860
Fuck China up so bad.

774
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:45,660
It also showed us that China isn't as smart as they think they are.

775
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:51,220
China, I feel like is a fucking paper dragon.

776
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:54,380
It's like one of those things where you're like, oh, fuck, these guys are fucking scary.

777
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,180
But then they don't have fucking bark.

778
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,940
They don't have bite behind their bark.

779
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:01,620
China fucking locked their fucking starving people in their apartments.

780
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:02,620
Yeah.

781
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:04,700
So is China really the good guys?

782
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,700
Is China the bad guys?

783
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,700
Is China just something?

784
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:07,700
Hell no.

785
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:08,700
China commits genocide.

786
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:09,700
God damn.

787
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:13,060
They're genociding the Uighur people, but you don't talk about that, apparently.

788
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:16,980
I read they were genociding some of the Western Chinese people.

789
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,460
Yeah, they're called Uighurs.

790
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,260
The people that look like Russians or whatever?

791
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:21,780
No, people that look like Middle Easterns.

792
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:22,780
Oh, yeah.

793
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,780
Yeah, they're called Uighurs.

794
00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:24,780
In the West, Western China.

795
00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:25,780
Yeah.

796
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:31,140
Basically, they're Muslim Chinese people that look Arabic, not Chinese, and they hate

797
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,340
them, so they fucking are putting them in camps.

798
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,300
But we don't talk about that because...

799
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,300
Yes, yes.

800
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,220
I read that recently, this week.

801
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,900
Yeah, we don't talk about that.

802
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,500
But that's a real thing that's happening, guys.

803
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,500
If you're listening to the Uncredible Project...

804
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,940
I mean, crazy shit like this is happening around the world all the fucking time.

805
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:47,900
We just don't pay attention to it because we're American.

806
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:51,020
There's so many genocides that are happening in Africa at this moment.

807
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,020
It's fucking insane.

808
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:56,860
That have been going on for years and years, and it just doesn't get coverage because us

809
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:58,580
as Americans, we're fucking self-centered.

810
00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,580
We don't give a fuck.

811
00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,580
Remember the Rwandan genocide?

812
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:01,580
We don't give a fuck.

813
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:02,580
Yeah.

814
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:03,580
It's fucking...

815
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:04,580
It's awful.

816
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:05,580
That was insane.

817
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,580
Fucking Kony 2012.

818
00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:07,580
Kony 2012.

819
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,580
He was already dead.

820
00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:10,940
Yeah, that was fucking wild.

821
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:14,620
Dude, did you see what happened to the Kony 2012 guy?

822
00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:15,620
I don't know.

823
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,620
Is he dead?

824
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:17,940
No, he lost his fucking mind.

825
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:21,900
He's naked, jerking off in the street and shit, and they fucking took him to the psych

826
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,980
hospital and shit.

827
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:23,980
That seems about right.

828
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:24,980
Dude, he was fucking hilarious.

829
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:25,980
Kony 2012.

830
00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:26,980
Fuck Kony.

831
00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:27,980
Who's that?

832
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:28,980
Joseph Kony.

833
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,980
Joseph Kony.

834
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:30,980
Yeah.

835
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:31,980
He was like...

836
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:32,980
He was an African warlord.

837
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:35,180
Yeah, he was an African warlord.

838
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:41,180
He'd fucking kidnap kids, brainwash them into being soldiers, make them go back to their

839
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:43,980
hometown, kill their parents and families.

840
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:44,980
Cannibalism.

841
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:46,460
I don't know about that.

842
00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:50,460
He made them kill their parents and eat them.

843
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:54,820
I must have missed that part of the story, but I wouldn't be surprised.

844
00:36:54,820 --> 00:37:00,940
But yeah, all that shit from Blood Diamond, fucking Leo DiCaprio and shit, that stuff

845
00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:02,300
has been going on forever.

846
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:05,340
Whatever happened to Leonardo DiCaprio?

847
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:11,540
He used to be America's fucking favorite person, and then he started dating 25-year-olds and

848
00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:12,540
people are like, that's not cool.

849
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,540
I still fucking love him.

850
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:14,540
I love him to death.

851
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:15,540
I don't...

852
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:16,540
Trust me.

853
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,540
Dude, listen.

854
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:23,100
If I'm 25, if Leonardo DiCaprio wanted to date me, I'd probably say yes.

855
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:24,100
My favorite...

856
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,900
I'm just a huge Quentin Tarantino guy.

857
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,500
I love Quentin.

858
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:31,260
There's no way I could ever fucking dislike Leo.

859
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:35,900
Once upon a time in Hollywood, him and Brad Pitt are fucking iconic in that movie.

860
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,900
Hey, hey, hey.

861
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:40,500
Yeah, no, that whole fucking movie's just...

862
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,500
He was a great gasp.

863
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,500
He was good.

864
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,500
Dude, Wolf of Wall Street.

865
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,740
Fucking fantastic movie.

866
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:45,740
Great movie.

867
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,020
And then you got the classics.

868
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:50,220
You got fucking Catch Me If You Can.

869
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,220
Romeo and Juliet.

870
00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:52,700
Fucking Romeo and Juliet.

871
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,860
Who fucking remade that?

872
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:56,340
What's that fucking dude's name?

873
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,340
That's fun.

874
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:59,180
The director for that movie.

875
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,180
I don't know, but it was a great movie.

876
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,180
Fuck.

877
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,180
God damn it.

878
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,180
I forgot about the Titanic.

879
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,180
Of course, of course.

880
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,180
That's already implied.

881
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:07,380
What the fuck are we doing here?

882
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:09,380
You're talking about Leo, you're talking about the Titanic.

883
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:12,620
I gotta hang that Titanic CD up.

884
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:13,620
Yeah, you do.

885
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,620
We all signed it.

886
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:18,060
The only person that did sign it was fucking Beepus.

887
00:38:18,060 --> 00:38:22,220
Well, I don't think Beepus even exists anymore.

888
00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:27,940
Every day he just sinks further back into his little reclusive hole.

889
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:29,380
He just talks to his cats now.

890
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:31,860
He just talks to his cats.

891
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,940
And I'm in a fantasy.

892
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,020
I'm playing him in fantasy this week, actually.

893
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,820
He hasn't said anything to you?

894
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,820
No.

895
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:39,700
Like not even in the standard like...

896
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:42,700
The biggest conversations I have with him is maybe twice a year.

897
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,700
He'll be like, hey man, you want to make this trade?

898
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,660
And I'll be like, you're trying to fuck me?

899
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:47,660
No.

900
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:52,540
I'll be like, hey, you want these two mediocre players for your one superstar?

901
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,860
And I'll be like, yeah, no.

902
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:58,300
Who got Aaron Rodgers in your fantasy?

903
00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,300
I don't know who, Adam.

904
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,300
It wasn't me.

905
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,060
I had Jalen Hurts as a keeper.

906
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:06,700
I was going to say if you fucking had Aaron Rodgers, you would have been fucked.

907
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,500
I got Jalen Hurts and Dak as a back up.

908
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,500
Did you see that shit in the NFL?

909
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,940
They're like, we're trying to get rid of turf fields now.

910
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:12,940
Aaron Rodgers got hurt.

911
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:13,940
We have to get rid of turf.

912
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:17,220
Well, people have been begging for this for fucking years.

913
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:19,580
So I've played so many more injuries on turf.

914
00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:22,700
I've played football on turf and on grass.

915
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:26,020
The only time that turf is worse is when it's wet.

916
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,020
Well it, yeah.

917
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,340
And it was wet turf.

918
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:32,860
I'm saying like, that's the only time that turf is worse.

919
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:38,420
Well, if you're wearing it, the difference is though, they're wearing like fucking massive

920
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:44,460
spikes compared to what you'd wear in like high school and college and shit in the NFL.

921
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:45,460
It's the same cleat.

922
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,000
No fucking.

923
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,900
You have the choice of which type of spikes you want to use.

924
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:54,500
And typically quarterbacks use the fucking longer spikes because they don't want to get

925
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,500
sacked.

926
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:59,260
They want to be able to be elusive like that and fucking.

927
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:00,260
That's what it cost them.

928
00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:02,260
Did you see fucking Chubb's fucking injury?

929
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:05,100
Yeah, that should have been fucking Deshaun Watson.

930
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,180
Dude, he got fucking annihilated.

931
00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:08,820
That fucking little predator.

932
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:11,300
Dude, his fucking leg spun backwards.

933
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:14,020
I just fucking threw that behind me.

934
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,740
Yeah, somebody died last year.

935
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,740
That was wild.

936
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:17,740
I was watching that.

937
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:18,740
Yeah, dude, he died.

938
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:20,420
I was in a Bills backer bar.

939
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:23,900
I was at fucking McGeerys in Albany, which is like this mat.

940
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:27,540
They play the fucking touchdown song that they do in Buffalo, the shout song whenever

941
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:28,620
they score.

942
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:29,620
We watched that.

943
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:30,620
I was there with my girlfriend.

944
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:33,020
She's like the biggest Bills fan that exists.

945
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:39,380
It's crazy, but fucking he goes down and I'm like, wait a minute.

946
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:43,100
They just wield like an ambulance stretcher on the field.

947
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,660
Like everybody's gathered around them and they're like showing.

948
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:50,100
They pull the ambulance on him and they're like, yeah, wow, this must be a bad injury.

949
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,420
And I'm like looking around.

950
00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,260
There's players that look shook.

951
00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:56,180
I was like, babe, I think he's dead.

952
00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:57,180
Yeah.

953
00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:02,420
I was like, I don't mean to sound like a fucking cynical asshole, but I think he's dead.

954
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:04,260
And she was like, no, that can't be right.

955
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:07,660
And then like, I just remember fucking Joe Buck's call.

956
00:41:07,660 --> 00:41:09,340
That whole fucking thing was so fucked up.

957
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:10,340
Joe Buckets on.

958
00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:15,260
He's like, we've just received word that they are performing CPR on Demar Hamlin.

959
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:17,100
We'll be right back after this break.

960
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,060
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper.

961
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:22,500
Let's take to you on title podcast.

962
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:27,580
I was like, wow, that is horrible.

963
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:32,420
Do Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper.

964
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:35,860
It's not bad when it's fucking dead.

965
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:40,860
BK and it was best guy on the team is dead.

966
00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:43,980
You see a row alley back of the robots have souls.

967
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,460
We just don't know.

968
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:49,060
I'm just saying it's fucking that was just wild to me.

969
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:53,140
It was every time they caught because there was so many more commercial breaks than they

970
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:59,940
expected because they'd come on and they'd be like, yep, we're going to do a commercial

971
00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:02,940
break for another round of Epi.

972
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:03,940
We're sorry.

973
00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:09,260
We just showed the life of this man's eyes in slow motion 60 times.

974
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,260
I was family watched on national.

975
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:12,260
You like to come.

976
00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:17,060
Do you like horses on pedal podcast, baby horse come.

977
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:22,620
I just remember the bar went from like, oh, come on, please fucking game to like two seconds

978
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,620
later.

979
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:24,620
It's like, hey, everybody shut up.

980
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:25,620
Shut up.

981
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,620
I think he's dead.

982
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:30,660
It's like, and then everybody got sad and then like they canceled the raffle for that

983
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:31,660
thing.

984
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:35,900
And it was like, all right, guys, let's pour one out.

985
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:38,380
I mean, they got subs, right?

986
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:40,180
I mean, there's like 50 people.

987
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:43,740
Oh, fucking Damar Hamlin was already like a third string player.

988
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:47,140
Like the bills are kind of fucked right now because the Mar was never a good player.

989
00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:49,940
He was just like, kind of, I mean, he wasn't horrible.

990
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:51,380
Like he had some good stats.

991
00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:53,940
He got a lot of tackles, but he wasn't good at his position.

992
00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:54,940
He was a backup.

993
00:42:54,940 --> 00:43:00,020
So now we've become such fucking pussies.

994
00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,020
We used to be.

995
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:04,660
I watched the Romans used to fucking watch people get stabbed in the Coliseum.

996
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:07,620
Yeah, which you know, actually gladiators normally didn't die.

997
00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:08,940
But I think it's I think it's hysterical.

998
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,740
They were good at their job.

999
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:14,780
You got you got fucking tomorrow, though, and the bills want to let him go.

1000
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:20,580
But like you can't cut the guy that literally died on your field.

1001
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:23,620
I read that guy right.

1002
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:27,940
So he's still part of like the 54 man roster, whatever the fuck it is.

1003
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:31,340
And like, like he doesn't play very much.

1004
00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:34,220
Yeah, he died.

1005
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,700
That's going to be an awkward conversation.

1006
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:40,380
Like, hey, tomorrow, your contracts up, we're going to let you go, buddy.

1007
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:43,620
I would be like, are you fucking?

1008
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,780
That's why I died for this.

1009
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,780
That's low.

1010
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,180
We need to bring back the Coliseum.

1011
00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:54,060
Dude, fucking musk and Elon are going to fight in it or our fucking musk and Zuck are going

1012
00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:55,060
to fight.

1013
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:56,060
Are they going to fight to the end?

1014
00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:57,060
Elon's a pussy.

1015
00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:58,300
I don't think Elon.

1016
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,580
I love Elon Musk and Zuck is a fucking weird.

1017
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:02,620
You're going to watch that fight live on the pod.

1018
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:06,940
Zuck would beat the shit out of Elon and he was never going to do it.

1019
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:07,940
He's never going to do it.

1020
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:08,940
Zuck would do it.

1021
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:09,940
Zuck is phenomenal.

1022
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:10,940
They're going to do it.

1023
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:11,940
No, they don't do it.

1024
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:14,540
They said that they were like it's it's fucking confirmed.

1025
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,740
Elon agreed to it, but then he backed out.

1026
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,140
That was the last I heard.

1027
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:19,140
No fucking way.

1028
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,140
Really?

1029
00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,140
Holy shit.

1030
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,140
I mean, I'm fucking pumped.

1031
00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:23,140
You have C 300.

1032
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:24,140
No fucking way.

1033
00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:27,140
I was going for a small.

1034
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:36,020
I just hate when people fucking do this where it's like, oh, yeah, we're going to fucking

1035
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,020
beat boxers.

1036
00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:38,380
I'm going to kick this fucking dude's ass.

1037
00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:40,360
And then they start doing the training and everything.

1038
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,020
And then they just like it really simpy towards one another and become best friends.

1039
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:45,020
Like no, I want to see.

1040
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,860
I want to see two people that fucking hate each other.

1041
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:56,140
Oh, 11 hours ago, Dana White says Elon Musk versus Mark Zuckerberg fight has fallen apart.

1042
00:44:56,140 --> 00:45:00,700
Oh yeah, I fucking knew that there's no fucking way.

1043
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,940
There's no way Elon is going to fight Zuck.

1044
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:05,140
All right, we got to make up for it.

1045
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,140
We got to do.

1046
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,140
I'll fight.

1047
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:11,140
No, no, Ali back and Tyler going to fight live in the podcast episode.

1048
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:13,180
No, I'll fight Dan.

1049
00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:14,180
I will get you.

1050
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:15,900
We'll get you boxing gloves.

1051
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:18,820
No, I'd like to see that.

1052
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:24,100
No, me and Dan, which Casey, you sit there behind a microphone hosting game shows and

1053
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:28,220
you never get any punishment and now you're trying to arrange physical fights.

1054
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,220
No, fuck you.

1055
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:32,260
You fight some more than welcome to make a game show.

1056
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:34,260
You fucking fight someone, Casey.

1057
00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:37,060
Man, I would love to be on a game show.

1058
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:40,580
So there's this there's this chick who's an only fans model.

1059
00:45:40,580 --> 00:45:41,580
Is it a chick?

1060
00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:42,580
Yeah, it's a chick.

1061
00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:43,580
But is it a chick though?

1062
00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:45,100
It's a chick though.

1063
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:49,460
And she's actually a pretty good boxer.

1064
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:53,780
Fucking her name's Barbie, but all the bees are sixes.

1065
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:57,380
And it's Barbie 666.

1066
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:58,380
She's fucking hot, though.

1067
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,780
Like I would rather fucking try to fight me.

1068
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:05,980
I'd still try to kill her, but.

1069
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:06,980
You think you'd win?

1070
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:07,980
Yes.

1071
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:11,620
Yes, I do think I'd win.

1072
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:15,420
You think there's women that could beat you in a fight?

1073
00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:18,420
There's a couple, but not most of them.

1074
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:21,060
I smell smelling salt.

1075
00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:24,060
Yeah, because I fucking just cracked when you fucking retard.

1076
00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:30,060
I'm going to have to go back to that one for some reason.

1077
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:34,260
It's not moving right now.

1078
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,660
We're fucking kind of dying right now.

1079
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,660
We got we do.

1080
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:37,660
Oh, shit.

1081
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:38,660
I just fucking died.

1082
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:39,660
No, I'm back in.

1083
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:40,660
Back in service.

1084
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:41,660
We need smoke.

1085
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:46,260
I think no, I think we could have a smoke.

1086
00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:51,260
I think that we need to get a fucking email.

1087
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:52,260
Let's take a break.

1088
00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:54,700
I'm Max really getting stressed over the emails.

1089
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:57,300
I am fucking furious.

1090
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:58,300
Somebody save Ali Mac.

1091
00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:01,700
I'm killing myself if we don't get an email before episode 50.

1092
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:07,700
It'll be the next suicide note episode back on the podcast.

1093
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:12,700
Oh, what a selection.

1094
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:19,700
My tears don't fall.

1095
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:26,700
Do they crash?

1096
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:35,700
You got some more incest going.

1097
00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:40,700
Oh, yeah.

1098
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:47,700
We're back with Dan.

1099
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:56,700
That one's still kicking.

1100
00:47:56,700 --> 00:48:04,700
Oh, that was good.

1101
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:05,700
Yeah.

1102
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:06,700
You're not supposed to shake that one.

1103
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:14,700
Oh, he's not joking.

1104
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:22,700
Tyler doesn't smoke weed.

1105
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:31,700
I ain't buying it.

1106
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:37,700
No, he actually did.

1107
00:48:37,700 --> 00:48:42,700
Tyler, put the paint thinner away.

1108
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:43,700
Jesus Christ.

1109
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:44,700
Let me sniff.

1110
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,700
No, I'm just joking.

1111
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:46,700
Let me see that actually.

1112
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:47,700
Let's see what that's made of.

1113
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:48,700
Let's see what's happening here.

1114
00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:49,700
Save for paint thinner.

1115
00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:50,700
This isn't even the toxic stuff, Tyler.

1116
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:51,700
It's not doing it for me, man.

1117
00:48:51,700 --> 00:49:02,700
This ain't even the toxic stuff.

1118
00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:05,700
Contains petroleum distillates.

1119
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:08,700
It's like, OK, so it's like WD-40.

1120
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:09,700
Smells good.

1121
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:12,700
That ain't nothing too bad.

1122
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:16,700
All right, let's keep this at it.

1123
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:17,700
Shit's getting weird.

1124
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:20,700
So, is he going to snort in that B1?

1125
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,700
I haven't tried that yet.

1126
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:23,700
You should.

1127
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:25,700
I'm saving it for a special occasion.

1128
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:28,700
OK, so you haven't snorted it yet.

1129
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,700
No, I'm planning on it.

1130
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,700
It's great, dude.

1131
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,700
It burns.

1132
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:34,700
It burns, though.

1133
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:37,700
You haven't noticed any weird side effects?

1134
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,700
No, it's just more effective.

1135
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:40,700
Damn.

1136
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:43,700
It goes through the mucous membrane instead of the fucking stomach.

1137
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,700
Goes through the blood brain area.

1138
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:47,700
Yeah.

1139
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:51,700
Wait, don't vitamins not go through the blood brain area?

1140
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:53,700
So can we talk about these fucking bitches?

1141
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,700
I think it depends on which one.

1142
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,700
These fucking bitches with their crystals?

1143
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,700
Let's talk about them.

1144
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:00,700
I'm not aware of these bitches.

1145
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:03,700
I fucking hate these bitches with crystals.

1146
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,700
Crystals?

1147
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:08,700
There's these bitches out there that believe that crystals can cure everything,

1148
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:15,700
and they can do different diseases, and different mental illnesses can be cured with fucking crystals and shit.

1149
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,700
What kind of crystal?

1150
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:19,700
A fucking rock some of these bitches have.

1151
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:21,700
They carry a rock, and it grounds me.

1152
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:24,700
I have this rock because it grounds me.

1153
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:28,700
And then at my house, I have Periwinkle, because Periwinkle is a fucking...

1154
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,700
I don't even fucking know what the fuck they say.

1155
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:31,700
I thought you believed in that shit.

1156
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:32,700
No!

1157
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,700
No, it's so retarded.

1158
00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:34,700
I remember I watched it twice.

1159
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:35,700
It's fucking witchcraft!

1160
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,700
It's goddamn Wiccan shit!

1161
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,700
I hate them!

1162
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,700
I hate the Wiccans!

1163
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,700
I hate the witches!

1164
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,700
I'll wear the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn.

1165
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:46,700
It's just like, were the daughters of the witches that I couldn't burn?

1166
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:51,700
I think there was this one fucking YouTube short I saw where it says,

1167
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:56,700
Chick, she's talking about how you shouldn't drink the canned water,

1168
00:50:56,700 --> 00:51:00,700
the liquid death stuff, because it has a negative alignment to it.

1169
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:04,700
She was trying to come up with some bullshit about how the atoms are...

1170
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,700
Negative?

1171
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:13,700
Behaving negatively because of what people talk about when they're around the can,

1172
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:14,700
because of its name.

1173
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:15,700
Oh my god.

1174
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:19,700
And it was like, yeah, it's like with those plants where if you play them death metal,

1175
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:23,700
they aren't happy, but if you play them upbeat music, they grow better.

1176
00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,700
And I just remember all the comments were like,

1177
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:29,700
Wow, that's so crazy. I can't believe that. Blah, blah, blah.

1178
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:31,700
I said some shit where I'm like,

1179
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:34,700
What the fuck is she talking about?

1180
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:39,700
Like six months later, I get like one like on it and a dude that replies and he's like,

1181
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,700
Bro, I thought I was the only one.

1182
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:44,700
He's like, these people actually believe the shit she's saying.

1183
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:48,700
Hold on a second. Let me get my phone. It's charging over there.

1184
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:52,700
There actually, there's like, it doesn't have anything to do with that.

1185
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:58,700
But there is like a certain type of water that actually like,

1186
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:03,700
you find it in vegetables and stuff and in your cells.

1187
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:11,700
It responds to the fuck.

1188
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:15,700
I'm fucking dead.

1189
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:23,700
So yeah, any viewers that we had for this one are gone.

1190
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,700
Apologize for that one.

1191
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:29,700
If that upset you, fucking send us an email about it.

1192
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:31,700
We'll make sure it doesn't happen again.

1193
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,700
I'm going to be duffer than Ali Max.

1194
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:37,700
Buddy, I heard it too.

1195
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,700
Probably not as well though.

1196
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,700
So what were you saying though?

1197
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,700
Crystal leaning.

1198
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:47,700
There's some like, they found some water like in some, I think it was like at Berkeley or something.

1199
00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:52,700
It like responds to sunlight and it starts creating an electrical charge.

1200
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:57,700
So like, it's like in that you find this water like in your cells, right?

1201
00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:00,700
So there's like a different, like we think water is just like plain water.

1202
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,700
But this, this water actually responds to sunlight.

1203
00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:06,700
It's like, so there's something different about it.

1204
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,700
It's called exclusion zone water.

1205
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:12,700
Healing crystals, they do exist and what they can do for you.

1206
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:13,700
Here we fucking go.

1207
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:19,700
Crystals have potent healing powers, not just healing powers, potent healing powers.

1208
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:23,700
And when we touch them, healing is immediately activated.

1209
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,700
Yeah, that's called a placebo.

1210
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:30,700
Says cosmic energy healer, Eva and Taladu.

1211
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:40,700
As crystal vibrations interact the body's natural energetic frequency, the body is said to be left feeling focused, relaxed and clear.

1212
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:46,700
Here are the effects and their, and the crystals involved with them.

1213
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:47,700
Hold on.

1214
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:52,700
Let me, it's like that fucking miracle water that Peter pop off fucking snake oil.

1215
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,700
Red Dead one.

1216
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:56,700
Red Dead one. Red Dead.

1217
00:53:56,700 --> 00:54:00,700
Amethyst is healing.

1218
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:05,700
Creatine, Creon, Crichtine.

1219
00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:07,700
Jade.

1220
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:09,700
Self emasculation.

1221
00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,700
The fuck. What?

1222
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:13,700
Black obsidian stability.

1223
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:15,700
Oh, Jade is self-expression.

1224
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:18,700
Rose quartz is romance.

1225
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,700
Quartz itself is clarity.

1226
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,700
Turquoise is safety.

1227
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:25,700
Lapis lazuli is communication.

1228
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,700
Blue topaz is creativity.

1229
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:31,700
Yellow Jasper is happiness.

1230
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:35,700
And Carilion, I don't even know what the fuck that is, is luck.

1231
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:38,700
So if someone's trying to stab you, just grab a turquoise.

1232
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,700
They can't stab you anymore because you'll be safe.

1233
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:43,700
They stab you with a turquoise.

1234
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:48,700
Listen, listen, if you hold a turquoise, people legally can't stab you.

1235
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:51,700
They already can.

1236
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:55,700
Yeah, my girlfriend was saying she's been waking up at like three in the morning.

1237
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:59,700
And somebody she knows is like, oh, that's the devil's hour.

1238
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,700
It is the devil's hour. It's the witching hour.

1239
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:06,700
And she's like, oh, you need these crystals and you got to like put them in the moonlight.

1240
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:08,700
Nah, bro. Nah, bro.

1241
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,700
Be like, shut the fuck up.

1242
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,700
Get the fuck out of here.

1243
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,700
You got to get a fucking crucifix hanging up over the bed.

1244
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:18,700
Put some salt lines.

1245
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,700
Put some salt lines in front of your door.

1246
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:22,700
Is that really what you do?

1247
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:26,700
You just go to Tyler's house and just salt all of it.

1248
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,700
You've been doing it every night for the last five years.

1249
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:29,700
I put holy oil.

1250
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:32,700
He burns down his house with sage.

1251
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:36,700
Nah, sage is bullshit. You got to use frankincense and myrrh.

1252
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,700
But you got to do that.

1253
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:41,700
You put holy oil in each corner of your house.

1254
00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:43,700
What the hell is holy oil?

1255
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:44,700
It's oil blessed by a priest.

1256
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:47,700
It literally could be vegetable oil as long as it's blessed by a priest.

1257
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:50,700
Damn. Do you have some of this?

1258
00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:52,700
Do you have some of this?

1259
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:53,700
Yeah, I do.

1260
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:55,700
Isn't that what we buy from the Middle East through a pipeline?

1261
00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:56,700
Put in our cars.

1262
00:55:56,700 --> 00:56:02,700
So basically what the thing is, it's like Jesus said,

1263
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:05,700
no, John the Baptist said to Jesus, he's like, I will baptize you in water,

1264
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:08,700
but Jesus will baptize you in fire.

1265
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:12,700
And metaphorically, holy oil is like holy fire.

1266
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:13,700
So to evil-

1267
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:15,700
I saw it, right? He gets the machine covered too.

1268
00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:20,700
To evil creatures, to evil creatures or demons or whatever.

1269
00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:25,700
Holy water is like getting, like, you know, it burns them,

1270
00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:27,700
but holy oil-

1271
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,700
Burns who?

1272
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:29,700
Demons.

1273
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,700
How does it get on them?

1274
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,700
He's just got fucking cocktails of holy oil.

1275
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:36,700
Molotov's a fucking holy oil in his house.

1276
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:39,700
How do you get holy water?

1277
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:42,700
Holy water you can get from any church, like literally any church.

1278
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:45,700
You can go there, they have a fountain of it and you can just get bottles of it.

1279
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:46,700
So stupid.

1280
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,700
Really?

1281
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,700
Yeah.

1282
00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:52,700
Some old guy, some fucking old virgin has blessed this water is now holy.

1283
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:55,700
No, dude, I got fucking holy, I got a shit ton of holy water.

1284
00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:56,700
I got a shit ton of holy water.

1285
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,700
You think you could fill a super soaker with holy water?

1286
00:56:58,700 --> 00:56:59,700
Yes.

1287
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:00,700
What the fuck?

1288
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:01,700
Do you think there's-

1289
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:03,700
I think that might be a good idea for those nuts.

1290
00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:04,700
I love the need for COVID.

1291
00:57:04,700 --> 00:57:07,700
Dude, I told Casey I could bring my gun, but he says don't bring my gun.

1292
00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:09,700
No, I don't think you can legally.

1293
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,700
No, you can not.

1294
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:11,700
It's a preserve.

1295
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:12,700
It's a private property.

1296
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:13,700
I can't bring a gun?

1297
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:14,700
It's public property.

1298
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:15,700
Well, you're already going to be there after hours.

1299
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:16,700
I can't bring a gun?

1300
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,700
Do you have an open carry permit?

1301
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:18,700
No.

1302
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:19,700
There's no open carries in New York.

1303
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:24,700
No, it would be a rifle because it would be technically hunting land.

1304
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,700
I don't think so.

1305
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:28,700
No.

1306
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:30,700
I don't think that would be-

1307
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,700
So I can't just shoot a fucking cryptid when I see it?

1308
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,700
No, but that's not what you thought this was.

1309
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,700
No, it's a cryptid.

1310
00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:39,700
It's the rake.

1311
00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:40,700
That's a cryptid?

1312
00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:42,700
Yeah, the rake's a cryptid.

1313
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:44,700
The Baba Yaga.

1314
00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:45,700
I gotta look this up.

1315
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:48,700
The Baba Yaga is this fucking witch that travels in a fucking-

1316
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,700
House made of fucking-

1317
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:54,700
Yeah, they live in a fucking woven basket and they murder people.

1318
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:58,700
And then they eat them, especially kids.

1319
00:57:58,700 --> 00:57:59,700
Don't do it.

1320
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:00,700
Jesus.

1321
00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:01,700
Don't do it.

1322
00:58:01,700 --> 00:58:04,700
A field guide to cryptid creatures.

1323
00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:11,700
Dude, I love that game.

1324
00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:16,700
The Baba Yaga.

1325
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:21,700
Hopefully the listeners like the production quality of time.

1326
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:24,700
Trying to find the song right he wants right now.

1327
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:28,700
While we all wait and don't talk.

1328
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:31,700
This makes for good.

1329
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,700
He found it.

1330
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:34,700
He found it.

1331
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:38,700
It only took three quarters of the soundboard, but we found it.

1332
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:41,700
Did you ever go see a psychic?

1333
00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:42,700
Oh, I did.

1334
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,700
It was one of the funniest things.

1335
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:50,700
Dude, I don't understand why the most religious kid has done all this, like, the most ghostly, demonic shit.

1336
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,700
Yeah, because he believes in that shit, right?

1337
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:53,700
No.

1338
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:58,700
So listen, for me, I try to fucking weed out these motherfuckers.

1339
00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:06,700
But I went to a psychic and this bitch fucking the first thing she goes, she goes.

1340
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:10,700
You're a dark one, aren't you?

1341
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:13,700
I go, the fuck does that mean?

1342
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,700
You shut the fuck up.

1343
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:19,700
She's like, she's like, you're a dark one.

1344
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:22,700
And I'm like, about to get your ass clapped.

1345
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:24,700
Drop another line like that.

1346
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:28,700
She goes, you have a lot of darkness around you.

1347
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:30,700
And I'm like, oh, go figure.

1348
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:33,700
And she's like, oh, sarcasm.

1349
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:36,700
And she's like looking at me and I'm like, OK.

1350
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:40,700
And she's like, she does this.

1351
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:44,700
She closes her eyes and like I'll say Allie Mack is me.

1352
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:46,700
I'm not trying to like fuck with you, but like this is what she does.

1353
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:50,700
She goes.

1354
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,700
Yeah, I would have fucking dropped her ass.

1355
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:57,700
And I go, I like sitting there and this is my face the whole time.

1356
00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:00,700
I'm just going.

1357
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:05,700
And she goes, you have darkness in you.

1358
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,700
I'm like, can you just stop saying that shit?

1359
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,700
That's fucking weird.

1360
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:16,700
And she just goes, so listen, like you athlete, I got a stone high school.

1361
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,700
And I'm like, yeah, she's like, I see.

1362
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:22,700
I see injury in your future.

1363
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:23,700
Jesus.

1364
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:26,700
And I go, that's not fun.

1365
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:30,700
That's so fucked up because I'd be like stressed out the entire time.

1366
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:32,700
And she's like, I see an injury in your future.

1367
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:35,700
And then they're like, you want to keep listening, pay five more.

1368
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,700
That's how they get you.

1369
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:39,700
And she's like, I see injury in your future.

1370
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:42,700
Your knee, your knee will hurt.

1371
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,700
And I go, oh, boy, I'm so scared.

1372
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:46,700
And she's like, listen to me.

1373
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:48,700
And I go, OK.

1374
01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:52,700
She's like, do you have relationship problems?

1375
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,700
I'm like, I'm not dating anybody right now.

1376
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,700
This is back when I was in high school and I wasn't dating anybody.

1377
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:59,700
She's like, you will have relationship problems.

1378
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:02,700
I'm like, why are you just telling me all this awful shit, bitch?

1379
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:07,700
And then I'm like, and towards the end, I'm just like, I know this is all horse shit.

1380
01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:09,700
This is fucking phrenology.

1381
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:14,700
You're doing some bullshit fucking thing, and you're trying to get a fucking read on me.

1382
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:17,700
And whatever I fucking bite on is what you're going to go on.

1383
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,700
She's like, I am not bullshit.

1384
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:21,700
And I go, yeah, you are.

1385
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:27,700
And then she I left because my mom's super into site like psychics and shit.

1386
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:30,700
She's like, what did she say on my horse shit?

1387
01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,700
And she fucking went in and did like her psychic reading.

1388
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:35,700
She said, she said that you're a very dark person.

1389
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,700
I'm like, oh, yeah, go figure.

1390
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:40,700
Could I call her a fucking liar to her face?

1391
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,700
Yeah, my dad fucking ripped into one of them the last time we went.

1392
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:45,700
Like when I went on my vacation a couple of weeks ago.

1393
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:48,700
So my dad's like a hardcore Buddhist.

1394
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:51,700
And yeah, I was like, I made a joke.

1395
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:53,700
I was like, dad, you should do a psychic.

1396
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,700
And he's like, actually, you want to know what?

1397
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:56,700
Why not?

1398
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:59,700
I want to see what she has to say.

1399
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:07,700
And he went back and forth and he was just talking about like the teachings of the Dalai Lama and how life is punishment and suffering and all this stuff.

1400
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:13,700
And she just couldn't even come up with a comeback to him because he was just trying to say like, oh,

1401
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:15,700
like he was trying to do the same shit.

1402
01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:21,700
She was trying to say like, oh, like you're you're clouded and there's you're you're so dark.

1403
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:27,700
And like she was doing all that shit, like trying to make it seem like he had shitty needed to figure out.

1404
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:31,700
And the only way he could figure it out is if he kept paying to keep it going.

1405
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:37,700
And my dad was just like, you are just the worst type of person.

1406
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:38,700
Yeah.

1407
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:40,700
So I did without saying that.

1408
01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:43,700
But he fucking embarrassed her and then walked away.

1409
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:44,700
It was fun.

1410
01:02:44,700 --> 01:02:45,700
The fun is, I enjoyed that.

1411
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:46,700
Can I heard this?

1412
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:51,700
I heard this on a podcast, but it is a really fun thing to do.

1413
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:58,700
Go on Google and search up psychics and go to the worst rated one on there.

1414
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,700
And you're always going to have a hilarious time when you go.

1415
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:06,700
Some guy on some guy did a YouTube video where he did that.

1416
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,700
It was fucking hysterical.

1417
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:09,700
It was so funny because I did that.

1418
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:12,700
I was like the first one was like when my mom like maybe do it.

1419
01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:15,700
But I did this because it was like the fucking YouTuber said, do it.

1420
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:17,700
And I want to just have this fucking experience.

1421
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:19,700
So the door was open the whole time.

1422
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:22,700
You see you hear cars going by the whole fucking time.

1423
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:26,700
You're fucking going by.

1424
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,700
I'm like, whatever.

1425
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:28,700
How immersive.

1426
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:33,700
So I'm just sitting there and this lady's just smoking a fucking cigarette the entire time.

1427
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,700
She's going, you want a reading?

1428
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:40,700
I'm like, yeah, I want a reading.

1429
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:42,700
She's like, all right, sit over here.

1430
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:47,700
She's fucking take a fucking big ass drag off a cigarette bitch from fucking Monsters.

1431
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:48,700
Pretty much.

1432
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,700
Yes, I got your paperwork with house key.

1433
01:03:51,700 --> 01:04:02,700
And she's like, listen, all right, I'm seeing you have a job, sweetheart.

1434
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:07,700
I'm seeing a promotion in the future.

1435
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:10,700
Something.

1436
01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:13,700
I don't know.

1437
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:17,700
A bonus maybe you get something at some point.

1438
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:19,700
You're going to get a bonus.

1439
01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:23,700
You want a fortune.

1440
01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:28,700
She's like, you're dating anybody there, sweetheart.

1441
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,700
And I go, yeah, I've been dating this girl for seven years.

1442
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:36,700
Yeah, she's a good girl.

1443
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:37,700
I can tell.

1444
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:41,700
I think you're going to be pretty fine with her.

1445
01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:47,700
You should have just been like, I think there's a demon around you, but I don't fucking know.

1446
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:50,700
You should have just said, I'm gay.

1447
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,700
You could have been like, have a good day.

1448
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:56,700
Get the fuck out of my store.

1449
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,700
The gigs up.

1450
01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:01,700
Fuck.

1451
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:04,700
Oh, my God, we should go to the fucking sidekick.

1452
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,700
Just fucking get stupid shit.

1453
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:10,700
We should do fucking episode 51 live.

1454
01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:11,700
Friendlies.

1455
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:12,700
Friend here.

1456
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,700
We all are going to find a friend.

1457
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:15,700
There's one in Troy.

1458
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,700
There's one in.

1459
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:17,700
There's one in.

1460
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,700
There's still one in Troy.

1461
01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:19,700
Yeah.

1462
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:20,700
Yeah.

1463
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:21,700
Right.

1464
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:22,700
I mean, Flasoff.

1465
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:23,700
Yeah.

1466
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:24,700
There's also one in Clifton Park Commons.

1467
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:25,700
No shit.

1468
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:26,700
They saw the Sundays.

1469
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:31,700
And I mean, damn, we should just come in and be like, hey, listen, we're doing a podcast.

1470
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:34,700
I mean, like 90 percent of them shut down.

1471
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:35,700
Yeah.

1472
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:38,700
That would be an awesome fucking Johnny Rockets, bro.

1473
01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:40,700
I just don't imagine.

1474
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:43,700
Be like, listen, we know you're a dying restaurant.

1475
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:46,700
God damn, my throat hurts from doing that.

1476
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:47,700
Yeah.

1477
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:48,700
Same here.

1478
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,700
I've been reading, doing some reading here.

1479
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:53,700
I was going to say I'm peeking over my fucking shoulder here.

1480
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,700
Jesus Christ.

1481
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:55,700
What is going on over there?

1482
01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:57,700
I'm reading about cryptids.

1483
01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:59,700
Tyler's got me thinking about that.

1484
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,700
My dad said he saw a Wendigo.

1485
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:05,700
So a Wendigo is that it's got like horns.

1486
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:11,700
It's like it's like a fucking like like a demonic like Native American spirit.

1487
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,700
Damn, the frog man.

1488
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:14,700
Let's see what we got here.

1489
01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:16,700
Dude, you never researched cryptids, bro.

1490
01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:18,700
No cryptids are one of my favorite.

1491
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,700
I have a map of cryptids in my room.

1492
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:22,700
Let's see.

1493
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:24,700
What do you know about the moth man?

1494
01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:26,700
Oh, the moth man is my favorite.

1495
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,700
The moth man is a fucking huge one.

1496
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,700
Yeah, I love the moth man.

1497
01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:30,700
He's from West Virginia.

1498
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:34,700
He's either a omen of bad times or he is the bad times.

1499
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:35,700
We don't really know.

1500
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,700
Yeah, I think he's a harbinger.

1501
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:40,700
Yeah, he's like a harbinger of like ill omen.

1502
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:44,700
Basically, before the bridge got knocked down or like fell down.

1503
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:45,700
Yeah, silver bridge.

1504
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:50,700
Yeah, the moth man was like seen like two days beforehand or something.

1505
01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:51,700
Yeah, there's like something like real close.

1506
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:52,700
There's a bunch of different stories.

1507
01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:54,700
Some people say it was right before.

1508
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:59,700
Yeah, but like the moth man's like a giant humanoid creature with red eyes that like flies around.

1509
01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:00,700
Jesus.

1510
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:06,700
And he was only seen a couple of times, but like he was seen by a whole bunch of people in that town.

1511
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,700
And like they swear by it.

1512
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:09,700
They have a fucking moth man festival every October.

1513
01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:10,700
I want to go to it.

1514
01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:16,700
Some people claim that they saw him on 9-11 too, but those claims don't really hold a lot of value.

1515
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:21,700
Most of this shit happened in West Virginia in like the 80s and like the days before.

1516
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:24,700
Before a bridge collapsed.

1517
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:25,700
Yeah.

1518
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:29,700
So like they think that he's like a harbinger of like of ill omen type shit.

1519
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:30,700
But like.

1520
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:36,700
Police department like has gone on record and so they got a shit load of calls about this thing.

1521
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:38,700
Like over the course of a while though.

1522
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,700
Yeah, it was like at least like 500 calls.

1523
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:46,700
Like it wasn't like just a bunch of people being lunatics and trying to get their five minutes of fame.

1524
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:49,700
No, like this and like nobody knew that the other people saw it either.

1525
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:50,700
Yeah.

1526
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:54,700
It was just like one day like they got like 500 calls about the moth man.

1527
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,700
And then two days later the bridge collapsed.

1528
01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:59,700
And then there's been no like moth man sighting since.

1529
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:00,700
Wow.

1530
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:01,700
That's not true.

1531
01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:02,700
There's been there's been more since then.

1532
01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:05,700
Yeah, but like not nearly like the rest.

1533
01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:07,700
None of them are really validatable.

1534
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,700
But it caught on.

1535
01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:13,700
It's like everybody in West Virginia knows what the moth man is.

1536
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:14,700
They have like the moth man festival.

1537
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:18,700
I just know there's this like cute girl from West Virginia that says this.

1538
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:23,700
The moth man stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia.

1539
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:29,700
Like, listen.

1540
01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:32,700
Most of the sightings were in Point Pleasant too.

1541
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:33,700
Oh, were they?

1542
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:34,700
Yeah.

1543
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:35,700
I really want to go.

1544
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:36,700
The bridge isn't far from there.

1545
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:39,700
I want to go to the the moth man festival they have every year there.

1546
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,700
They actually have a statue of moth man in Point Pleasant.

1547
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,700
Now, wasn't that a movie too?

1548
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:45,700
I mean, the moth man prophecies.

1549
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:46,700
Yeah.

1550
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:47,700
What was that about?

1551
01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:52,700
Like the the pre precognition of the bridge falling down from the moth man.

1552
01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:54,700
That's something chills up my spine, bro.

1553
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:55,700
Yeah, I do.

1554
01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:56,700
The moth man freaking me out.

1555
01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:57,700
Yeah.

1556
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,700
Look at look at pictures of the moth man.

1557
01:08:58,700 --> 01:08:59,700
He's pretty fucking cool looking.

1558
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,700
He's also in fall 76.

1559
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:02,700
Yeah.

1560
01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,700
Descriptions of it vary a lot, though.

1561
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:11,700
But like the generalized one is pretty much a black figure with large wings and red eyes.

1562
01:09:11,700 --> 01:09:12,700
Yeah.

1563
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:13,700
Kind of feathers.

1564
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:16,700
But like it looks like a human except it's got.

1565
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:21,700
Yeah, got wings and a moth like shaped head and it glows red eyes.

1566
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:22,700
Yeah.

1567
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,700
This is 1966 to 1967.

1568
01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:25,700
It was.

1569
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:26,700
Yeah.

1570
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:27,700
60.

1571
01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:28,700
Yeah.

1572
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:29,700
That was like when it was like seen.

1573
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:30,700
Wow.

1574
01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,700
Jesus, dude.

1575
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:32,700
That's fucking freaky.

1576
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:33,700
Yeah, dude.

1577
01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:34,700
The moth man's kind of chills up my spine.

1578
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,700
Yeah.

1579
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:36,700
Yeah.

1580
01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:37,700
Freaking me the fuck out.

1581
01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:38,700
Don't.

1582
01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:39,700
Yeah.

1583
01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:44,700
If you go back, dark, that top right one underneath, that's what most people say it looks like.

1584
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:47,700
There's not many people that say that it had horns.

1585
01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:48,700
Yeah, that.

1586
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:50,700
Yeah, that's that's a closer representation.

1587
01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:53,700
So there's like six cops that saw it, too.

1588
01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:56,700
Like so it's not just like schizo's and fucking West Virginia.

1589
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,700
What the fuck like us?

1590
01:09:58,700 --> 01:09:59,700
Yeah.

1591
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:02,700
A lot of people think that he's like a fucking government agent, too.

1592
01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:08,700
So we go out in the woods and find like a fucking cryptid or some shit and nobody would

1593
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:10,700
leave us because we're so I know.

1594
01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:12,700
Well, nobody listens to us either.

1595
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:14,700
That also affects us.

1596
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,700
Have you ever seen that movie, Tyler, The Mothman Prophecies?

1597
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:17,700
It sucks.

1598
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:18,700
It does it.

1599
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:19,700
It's not good.

1600
01:10:19,700 --> 01:10:20,700
That sounds bad.

1601
01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:21,700
Like, I like Mothman.

1602
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:26,700
Like Mothman is probably my favorite cryptid and he's fucking the Mothman Prophecies fucking

1603
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,700
sucks.

1604
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:28,700
I think actually Robert Downey Jr.

1605
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:29,700
Or am I thinking of Zodiac?

1606
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:30,700
Yeah, you're thinking of Zodiac, I was about to say.

1607
01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:31,700
Is that an iPhone?

1608
01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:32,700
Yeah.

1609
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:33,700
I could charge my phone after, too.

1610
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:34,700
I need to go to the gym.

1611
01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:35,700
That's why I'm charging it.

1612
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:36,700
Oh, yeah.

1613
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:37,700
No, no, no.

1614
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:38,700
I don't want to.

1615
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:39,700
I don't want to.

1616
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:42,700
You're going to gym, bro.

1617
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:49,700
So as you know, I'm going to fucking kill and fucking come on people's windowsills.

1618
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,700
Jesus Christ.

1619
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:51,700
Oh, okay.

1620
01:10:51,700 --> 01:10:55,700
As you know, me and Dan are virtual pilots.

1621
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:58,700
We are fucking certified.

1622
01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:01,700
Certified, in fact.

1623
01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:09,700
Why in the world is Microsoft Flight Simulator's fault?

1624
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:10,700
Fucking come at me and tell me I'm wrong.

1625
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:14,700
I was just saying, all these simulator games, you know, I saw like you guys tell me to buy

1626
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:20,700
a PC and I go on the fucking Xbox and there's a PC builder simulator on the Xbox.

1627
01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:23,700
So you don't need to do anything in real life anymore.

1628
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:24,700
No, you don't.

1629
01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:25,700
Dude, there's an ambulance simulator I played.

1630
01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:26,700
It sucks.

1631
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:31,700
If you could just get on disability and get food stamps, you could literally sit at home

1632
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,700
and not have to work and just do everything virtually.

1633
01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:35,700
Yeah.

1634
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:38,700
And you could just, you know, you play a video game of a job.

1635
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:40,700
You don't even have to mow your lawn.

1636
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:41,700
Yeah.

1637
01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:42,700
Yeah.

1638
01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,700
Lawn simulator.

1639
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:44,700
Lawn mowing simulator.

1640
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,700
They got farm simulator.

1641
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:48,700
They got car simulator.

1642
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:49,700
They got cum simulator.

1643
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:50,700
Garbage truck simulator.

1644
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,700
They have horse cum simulator.

1645
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:52,700
Garbage truck simulator.

1646
01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:53,700
You want to start a podcast?

1647
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:54,700
They got train simulator.

1648
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:57,700
I like fucking bank heist simulator.

1649
01:11:57,700 --> 01:11:58,700
Payday three.

1650
01:11:58,700 --> 01:11:59,700
We're officially sponsored.

1651
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:00,700
No, we aren't.

1652
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:01,700
That sounds fun.

1653
01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:05,700
I'm a big Baldur's Gate kind of guy right now.

1654
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:07,700
I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate.

1655
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:08,700
What is that?

1656
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,700
It's a D&D by digital pretty much.

1657
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:12,700
It's like a colossal game though.

1658
01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:13,700
It's fucking awesome.

1659
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:16,700
I don't even like D&D and I'm tempted to get it.

1660
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,700
Dude, games that are like that, like intense.

1661
01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:22,700
I just know I would, I would spend so much time on them.

1662
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:26,700
Dude, I've spent 70 hours on it and I got it two weeks ago.

1663
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,700
So flight sim caused 9-11.

1664
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:30,700
Yeah, it did because of the fucking-

1665
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:32,700
I'm pretty sure that they were using flight simulators.

1666
01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:33,700
They were using flight simulators.

1667
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:35,700
What, flight sim 2000?

1668
01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:36,700
Yeah.

1669
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,700
That's the first one I had.

1670
01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:40,700
That's hilarious.

1671
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:42,700
I think I did hear that, that they were actually-

1672
01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:43,700
I could have sworn they did.

1673
01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:44,700
No, they actually did use flight simulators.

1674
01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:48,700
They got some flight training too in the US.

1675
01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:52,700
In the US they learned to fly too, which is fucking wild.

1676
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:53,700
Yeah.

1677
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:58,700
You imagine in VR, dude, you get the full VR experience if you had a PC.

1678
01:12:58,700 --> 01:13:06,700
You just hook up your Oculus, the flight simulator, and then it'd be like, you could pretend you're in the plane and you can walk through it like you're-

1679
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:07,700
That should be a mission.

1680
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:08,700
I could pretend I'm hijacking it.

1681
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:09,700
There should be a mission.

1682
01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:11,700
You try and change the course of history.

1683
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:14,700
You have to fight off the terrorists.

1684
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:16,700
Yeah, yeah, that's going to be-

1685
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:18,700
Nobody move, my friend.

1686
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:19,700
They should have had guns to fight-

1687
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:20,700
Ow!

1688
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:21,700
Oh, shit.

1689
01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:23,700
Fucking hell.

1690
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:32,700
If they fucking kill the terrorists, fucking save the country, but dude, you're only one person, only one tower.

1691
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:35,700
You'd only be able to stop one tower.

1692
01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:36,700
Dude-

1693
01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:37,700
Which tower would you stop?

1694
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:38,700
If you could only pick one?

1695
01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:40,700
Eenie meenie minie moe.

1696
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:42,700
Yeah, I'd just find the first one.

1697
01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:43,700
Right.

1698
01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:44,700
Just one and hit.

1699
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:46,700
I mean, Joseph Seifer wasn't in.

1700
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:48,700
Oh, my fucking god.

1701
01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:50,700
Yeah, I mean-

1702
01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:55,700
Dude, what would have happened though if the one tower collapsed and the other one didn't?

1703
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:59,700
Well, I mean, it's pretty amazing that they both did collapse.

1704
01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:00,700
Yeah.

1705
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:02,700
It's almost like too amazing, honestly.

1706
01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,700
Fucking star shit.

1707
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:06,700
It's like one of the-

1708
01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:10,700
Everybody's just like, oh, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can make them fucking weaker.

1709
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,700
It fucking makes it fail.

1710
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:14,700
It can't make them weaker, but it's also like-

1711
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:15,700
Think of how much-

1712
01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:16,700
They didn't know that that was going to happen.

1713
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:19,700
It was like, it was the first time it ever happened in history.

1714
01:14:19,700 --> 01:14:20,700
How did they know?

1715
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,700
Because, actually, I don't know.

1716
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:24,700
I think it's just because of the temperature that's that-

1717
01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:29,700
Yeah, you can measure when fucking the steel gets more pliable and stuff.

1718
01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:34,700
There was engineering put into it when it was built, but they weren't expecting a fucking plane to hit it.

1719
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:37,700
Also, the plane destabilized the tower in the first place.

1720
01:14:37,700 --> 01:14:45,700
It's not like just because there's only 15, 30 floors above where it hit.

1721
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:48,700
That's still an insane amount of weight.

1722
01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:54,700
If that metal just gets slightly more pliable, that's all it's going to take for it to fail.

1723
01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:57,700
Then it will start a fucking chain reaction.

1724
01:14:57,700 --> 01:15:06,700
If it's weakened, then all it would take is literally one bar in a critical area to do this.

1725
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:08,700
The rest of them will fucking-

1726
01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:11,700
Any wall bearing enough load is just going to fucking collapse.

1727
01:15:11,700 --> 01:15:14,700
Once that starts, it's going to be a chain reaction.

1728
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:21,700
Just imagine dropping a 30-story building on top of this place.

1729
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:24,700
This place would be completely non-existent.

1730
01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:30,700
It's just like you're dropping a 30-story building essentially onto another 60 stories.

1731
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:37,700
No, it's basically you're dropping 30 stories on one story, and that one story can't hold up the 30 stories.

1732
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,700
It just keeps going down.

1733
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:44,700
Then it's like, okay, so then you have 30 stories collapsed on the next floor,

1734
01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:48,700
and you have 30 stories that collapse, and then it's going to be 32 stories collapsing on that.

1735
01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:52,700
Then it's going to be 33 stories collapsing on that one, and it just gets progressively heavier.

1736
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:58,700
The parts that weren't fucking damaged by the plane or the heat,

1737
01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:01,700
it's just going to be so much weight that's falling down, and it's just going to go...

1738
01:16:01,700 --> 01:16:04,700
The crazy thing is some of the people-

1739
01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:05,700
I think he's brainwashed.

1740
01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:09,700
I have a hard time believing that.

1741
01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:16,700
See, in order for them all to fall, like the pancake like that, you would have to evenly...

1742
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:19,700
So some of them are going to get weakened, right?

1743
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:26,700
But if you've ever heated up metal with a torch, you know that you have to keep the heat right on that metal.

1744
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:30,700
Otherwise, it dissipates so fast.

1745
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:37,700
If you were trying to heat up a car part, and you take the heat off of it, say it gets like cherry,

1746
01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:40,700
well, it turns back to just normal temp...

1747
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:45,700
Not normal temperature, but it becomes un-cherry red, almost the instant you take the heat away.

1748
01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:47,700
But it's still more brittle at that point.

1749
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:48,700
It might still be more brittle, but-

1750
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,700
So what are you implying? That there is an explosion?

1751
01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:59,700
I'm implying that in order for that jet fuel to evenly heat all those beams, it just doesn't seem plausible.

1752
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:03,700
You don't have to evenly heat them, though.

1753
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:06,700
I think that's just so many of them got weakened, too.

1754
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:11,700
All it takes is just enough to make that structure above it fail, and that sets off the chain reaction.

1755
01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:13,700
There's nothing to do about temperature from that point on.

1756
01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:14,700
And the reason why they chose-

1757
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:15,700
That's all weight.

1758
01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:20,700
And the reason why they chose cross-country flights is because there was so much fuel in it.

1759
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:24,700
So there was, what, 30,000 gallons was in what was there?

1760
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:26,700
But then it fell perfectly even.

1761
01:17:26,700 --> 01:17:28,700
It didn't fail right away, either.

1762
01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:32,700
And the people that were in the building, too, say that they could hear it pancaking.

1763
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:36,700
There wasn't explosions, but they heard essentially like a dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump.

1764
01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,700
That's not what FDNY said.

1765
01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:43,700
FDNY said it was like, you could hear explosions going, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.

1766
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:46,700
Yeah, because that's what the pancake is. It's going do-doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.

1767
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:51,700
Well, it was also way fucking quicker than clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.

1768
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,700
Like, we all saw that fucking building going down. It's going clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.

1769
01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:55,700
It's fucking-

1770
01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:58,700
Also, these guys were fucking traumatized.

1771
01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:02,700
That building came down in like six seconds, if that.

1772
01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:04,700
It would have been like a fucking machine gun.

1773
01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:08,700
Jaden, pull that up. How long did it take for the tower to collapse once it started collapsing?

1774
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:09,700
Six seconds.

1775
01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:11,700
Look it up. Time it.

1776
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,700
Propeller at freefall speed.

1777
01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:14,700
Freefall.

1778
01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:15,700
Freefall.

1779
01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:16,700
It's impossible.

1780
01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:17,700
The fallen one.

1781
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:20,700
It's impossible. It's physically impossible to fall at freefall speed.

1782
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,700
The fallen one.

1783
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,700
Hmm.

1784
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:31,700
No, just look up a YouTube video. We can watch it ourselves and tell you how fast it is.

1785
01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:33,700
Alright.

1786
01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,700
I'm just saying, that is a shitload of mass.

1787
01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:36,700
That is a lot of mass.

1788
01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:37,700
It's got a fucking-

1789
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,700
A lot of force.

1790
01:18:39,700 --> 01:18:43,700
Like, what would propel it towards the ground, Dan?

1791
01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:45,700
What would propel it? Gravity.

1792
01:18:45,700 --> 01:18:51,700
But like, also at the same point though, like it's not like the build- the bottom of the building is collapsing when the top is.

1793
01:18:51,700 --> 01:18:57,700
Like, it all comes down to- you don't see explosions on the outside either. You see a building failing.

1794
01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,700
It's like 10-15 seconds, so.

1795
01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:04,700
So, dude, have you ever seen that clip of Alex Jones predicting 9-11?

1796
01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:05,700
Yes.

1797
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,700
What the fuck, man? Have you ever heard it?

1798
01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:08,700
No.

1799
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:09,700
KZ pulled out.

1800
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,700
Bro, it's insane.

1801
01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:17,700
It's insane. He, like, the amount of shit he gets right, it was two months before 9-11 happened.

1802
01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:18,700
Right? It was in July.

1803
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:19,700
You remember when I found that shit on YouTube?

1804
01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:20,700
No, I don't think so.

1805
01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,700
Look up Alex Jones predicts 9-11.

1806
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:24,700
Yeah, I did, but-

1807
01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,700
Oh yeah, of course it's not gonna come up.

1808
01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:28,700
Go on Infowars, it might be on there.

1809
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,700
Bro, it's insane.

1810
01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:38,700
He's like, so if, you know, some Osama Bin Laden character all of a sudden hijacks some planes, right?

1811
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:43,700
And people are like, well, it wasn't Osama Bin Laden. It's like, yeah, no shit, but it was at his direction.

1812
01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:47,700
He's like, we're gonna know who it was, and it was the US government. We're not gonna fall for it.

1813
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,700
You know, and his Alex Jones voice.

1814
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:51,700
It's the US government.

1815
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,700
We gotta play that. You gotta find it.

1816
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,700
Go on Infowars.com.

1817
01:19:56,700 --> 01:20:03,700
I don't know if it'll be Infowars, because it would have to be fucking 97.

1818
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:07,700
He has backups of most of his shit on there.

1819
01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:10,700
So that's like the 2000s though.

1820
01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:14,700
People are like, oh well, you know, they were already talking about Osama Bin Laden and that stuff.

1821
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:19,700
It's like, yeah dude, but that was way too fucking accurate. Way too accurate.

1822
01:20:19,700 --> 01:20:32,700
Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm so glad that you could join us today for this Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 broadcast.

1823
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:37,700
Tyranny is enveloping the globe, and the United States is a shining jewel the globalists want to bring down.

1824
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:40,700
And they will use terrorism as the pretext to get it done.

1825
01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:45,700
So that's coming up in the second half of the show. Very important information.

1826
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:54,700
I'm going to put the call out that you call the White House and tell them, look, we've seen the news stories that you've wanted to blow things up, that you have blown things up,

1827
01:20:54,700 --> 01:21:00,700
and that you're saying that four million of us are going to die and we need martial law and the Associated Press.

1828
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:04,700
God, I love how awesome Zrakely is all the time.

1829
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,700
This guy's fucking awesome.

1830
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:11,700
And be aware of who the terrorists are if you pull this. This can stop this Hitlerian Reichstag event.

1831
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:15,700
I want to put the toll free number up for Congress.

1832
01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:20,700
And I won't want you to believe Alex Jones. I want you to go get these news stories off my website.

1833
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:29,700
I want you to call these major newspapers. I want you to find out these statements were true by the White House about preparing for martial law.

1834
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:34,700
And I want you to let them know that if there is any terrorism, we know who to blame.

1835
01:21:34,700 --> 01:21:41,700
The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government. And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden,

1836
01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:48,700
who was a known CIA asset in the 80s running the Mujahideen war and whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now,

1837
01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:54,700
and sits on the board of Iridium satellite, he's the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system.

1838
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:58,700
Dude. I want the White House numbers up there now.

1839
01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:04,700
A big part of this solution after you research all the government terrorism and check out what I'm saying is true,

1840
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:08,700
call the White House and tell them we know the government's planning terrorism.

1841
01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:11,700
We know Oklahoma City and World Trade Center was terrorism.

1842
01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:15,700
We know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted to blow up airliners, Baltimore Sun.

1843
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:18,700
If you do it, we're going to blame you because we know who's up to it.

1844
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:22,700
Or if you let some terrorist group do it, like the World Trade Center, we know who to blame.

1845
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:25,700
And you could save the planet.

1846
01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:30,700
I'm calling an operation, expose the government terror.

1847
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:36,700
That's insane. Is that on info? Two months before 9-11, we know who it was.

1848
01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:45,700
No wonder the guy's nuts because he it's like he thinks he's if you know that that shit's real, how could you sleep at night?

1849
01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:48,700
He thinks it's real. No wonder he's an alcoholic, too.

1850
01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:55,700
He talked about Waco, Texas, and how fucked up that was.

1851
01:22:55,700 --> 01:23:05,700
I watched the whole documentary on that shit and fucking Alex Jones during like after Waco was like, dude, they didn't do anything wrong.

1852
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:12,700
Like all the all the all the feds had to do was let him fucking be in that house for three days and finish the book that he was writing.

1853
01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:16,700
And he would have came peacefully. So they're like, no, we're going to start shooting.

1854
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:21,700
What the fuck? Well, there is also a complete lack of coordination between the teams that were there and stuff.

1855
01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:26,700
Like nobody really knew what the fuck happened, but they just dropped the ball on it.

1856
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:31,700
Ard. Yeah. But like Alex Jones rebuilt Waco.

1857
01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:37,700
That's not that's not a joke. Alex Jones rebuilt the church for Waco. What? Yeah.

1858
01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:44,700
He rebuilt it. Yeah, he rebuilt like the like the physical church that they had like him and like a couple other guys.

1859
01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:46,700
They got a whole bunch of donations and they rebuilt Waco.

1860
01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:49,700
It's like church. What the fuck?

1861
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:51,700
Wasn't it a cult, though? Yeah.

1862
01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:55,700
Cult. So what was the deal with Waco?

1863
01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:57,700
What happened? I think it was a cult.

1864
01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:02,700
But also you can have a cult in America as long as you're not hurting anybody.

1865
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:06,700
Right. He was he was having sex with that official story.

1866
01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:14,700
But I don't know if I know the people, the people that lived on the fucking camp that survived said that he did.

1867
01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:17,700
And they've tried to defend the fact that he did it.

1868
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:26,700
They were like, oh, like he said that, like, if I fucked him, essentially, like I was sleeping with God and it was like a moment with God that I was having.

1869
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:31,700
And these chicks believe it. They were like, oh, yeah, he turned into fucking Jesus or some shit.

1870
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:36,700
I don't fucking know. But yeah, no, I think the shit load on their girls.

1871
01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:39,700
I don't think they should have been gunned down like animals.

1872
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:47,700
He'd fucking get people there. He'd convince dudes to come in and then he would stop letting the husbands fuck their wives.

1873
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:53,700
And only he was allowed to fuck their wives, put kids in them and then have the fucking dude raise them.

1874
01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:55,700
Oh, my God. Yeah, it's fucking weird.

1875
01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:59,700
It's Waco's fucking weird. I could figure out how to start a cult.

1876
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:02,700
But no, I agree. Law enforcement dropped the ball.

1877
01:25:02,700 --> 01:25:05,700
They did not. They did not have to die. But it was like in coordination.

1878
01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:15,700
The teams had the local police department that he got like fucking the feds and the feds are trying to work with like FBI.

1879
01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:21,700
I mean, the FBI is trying to work with ATF and shit. And they're all like on different radio channels.

1880
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:24,700
They're not really talking to one another very much.

1881
01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:29,700
And then like all of a sudden, they just fucking tear gas the building and try to get them out.

1882
01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:33,700
And then a fire broke out somehow and it killed like most of them.

1883
01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:36,700
They had a fucking tank there. Yeah.

1884
01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:40,700
They had a tank that was wrecking the building while it was on fire.

1885
01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:44,700
How many kids died? A lot. Really? Yeah.

1886
01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:46,700
Like a lot of kids got killed during that. Yeah.

1887
01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:51,700
Well, they got well, no, they got most of the children out prior to the fire starting.

1888
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:55,700
But there was a handful still in there. There's like 16 kids in the basement.

1889
01:25:55,700 --> 01:25:57,700
They all got smoked out by the fucking fires because they couldn't get out.

1890
01:25:57,700 --> 01:26:02,700
Like there was ongoing negotiations. This whole situation took like I can't even remember.

1891
01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:07,700
I think it was more than a week because they were starting to run out of food on the inside.

1892
01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:12,700
And a lot of them are or hurt because they got shot, including the head of the cult.

1893
01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:16,700
No, I had a cult got killed first. I think. No, he lived until the end.

1894
01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:22,700
He gave the order to fucking light the place up according to one of the people that was in there.

1895
01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:26,700
Well, he was telling everybody to put their gas mask on. He got shot in the abdomen.

1896
01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,700
Like he needed he needed help. He was bleeding.

1897
01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:34,700
But he was going to write this book and then he was going to turn himself in and then everything fucking.

1898
01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:39,700
They didn't let him finish it. He had like fucking like 10 pages left to or something like that.

1899
01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:44,700
Yeah. He was trying to write his Bible. Jesus.

1900
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:50,700
It was wild, though. If I was the fucking fan, I'd be like, whatever, write your 10 pages and then fucking come out.

1901
01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:54,700
But damn, when did this happen? What year?

1902
01:26:54,700 --> 01:27:00,700
Seven, I think we have an echo. Yeah. Oh, ninety five. Ninety seven.

1903
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:03,700
Oh, good. Oh, good. Yeah.

1904
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:09,700
So we go the way go siege was in April 19th, 19.

1905
01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:14,700
Well, it was between February 28th and April 19th, 1993.

1906
01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:18,700
So it was fucking. Yeah, it was. It was a standoff. You guys weren't born yet.

1907
01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:23,700
I was born 98. Damn. What was the background behind that?

1908
01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:29,700
So essentially like the FBI got tipped off that they had because they had a shitload of guns.

1909
01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:38,700
The first. Yeah. The first fucking gun that really got fired that did damage to fucking ATF, the cultists and the inside of the compound was from a fucking

1910
01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:45,700
50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle. If you think about it, they didn't have anything to fight back against.

1911
01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:50,700
They're like, get the fuck down. Like ATF lost people in this, too.

1912
01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:53,700
They got fucking gunned down in the beginning. Yeah.

1913
01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:58,700
In the cultists. But like it started as a shootout. It was a raid that just went horribly wrong.

1914
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:02,700
Koresh came outside and tried to stop it.

1915
01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:06,700
And then ATF was like, no, you got guns. We're coming in.

1916
01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:09,700
Yeah. No, then they shot him in the abdomen. Yeah, that was when he got shot.

1917
01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:15,700
And then then no, he got shot later. No, because he was the first one to get shot in the abdomen.

1918
01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:20,700
No, because this they went it was ongoing for months. He didn't die until the end.

1919
01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:32,700
So he but fucking if it's like Far Cry five pretty much like Far Cry five was heavily based on Waco.

1920
01:28:32,700 --> 01:28:39,700
Yeah. So four ATF agents were killed in the initial shootout and 16 were wounded.

1921
01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:44,700
And that was the only casualties that the ATF received or the feds or anybody.

1922
01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:51,700
But casualties and losses for the I love the Wikipedia. They treat it like it's a war page.

1923
01:28:51,700 --> 01:28:55,700
They show the lead figures and everything. It's fucking crazy.

1924
01:28:55,700 --> 01:29:06,700
They got the flag for the branch Davidians. But now so the casualties and losses on the fucking cult side was six were killed on February 28th, which was the first day of it.

1925
01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:13,700
Then 76 were killed on April 19th, including 28 children and 11 were.

1926
01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:19,700
So total they lost 82, which is 28 kids. Yeah.

1927
01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:24,700
Yeah. And they don't die. And they didn't die from gunfire. They died from burning to death.

1928
01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:27,700
Yeah. And the number the numbers. There's hundreds.

1929
01:29:27,700 --> 01:29:32,700
There was hundreds of ATF and FBI agents. There's not an exact number.

1930
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:37,700
But in terms of branch Davidians, there was 126 of them, including 46 children.

1931
01:29:37,700 --> 01:29:43,700
82 were killed. 35 were released as part of negotiations.

1932
01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:48,700
They were kind of like trickle feeding. They were giving women and children away.

1933
01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:55,700
And then nine escaped from the fire. But there was also some problems, too, because they had radios on the inside of the place.

1934
01:29:55,700 --> 01:30:08,700
And like this dude let the mother and her two kids and the husband go under the condition that the police wouldn't separate them from their kids.

1935
01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:18,700
They did not follow through on that whatsoever. And David Koresh heard the news of that over the radio after he had fucking done it.

1936
01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:22,700
And that caused like a huge wrench in the fucking and it just led to the stalemate.

1937
01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:26,700
Yeah. Like he's like, what the fuck? And then they came up with this plan for the book and everything went south.

1938
01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:37,700
But plan for the book. Well, he was going to write a book and then he was going to come out afterwards on the condition that it was broadcasted on some radio station on live air and stuff.

1939
01:30:37,700 --> 01:30:43,700
And let him have that. They agreed to it. And then the fucking died. They agreed to it.

1940
01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:49,700
And then they fucking somebody. Yeah, there's some misfire. Well, not misfire, but they just fucking.

1941
01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:56,700
Oh, there's a fire. Somebody gave a fucking order to tear gas the place. I think that was ATF that did that.

1942
01:30:56,700 --> 01:31:04,700
I don't think that was the feds, but they tear gas the inside. Well, no, but the FBI was.

1943
01:31:04,700 --> 01:31:13,700
So the reason why the feds got there is because once a federal agent gets hit, anything like just catches a bullet, it is now a federal thing.

1944
01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:19,700
So they got like the fucking feds. They got the army once a federal cop gets shot.

1945
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:26,700
An ATF officer is considered a federal officer. So if they get hit with anything like a fucking bullet, they're fucking.

1946
01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:29,700
It becomes a federal thing. And then shit gets fucking out of hand. Oh, damn.

1947
01:31:29,700 --> 01:31:35,700
Then they have the entire force of the federal government at their fucking will. Dude, that reminds me not to change the subject.

1948
01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:45,700
But I was watching this one video. Somebody called the cops because they said somebody was outside their door pretending to be an ATF agent.

1949
01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:52,700
Yeah. Right. And the local cops get there. And there's this guy outside with a clipboard.

1950
01:31:52,700 --> 01:32:00,700
All right. And they're like, look, get on the ground. And he's like, no, I'm an ATF agent. And they're like, get on the fucking ground.

1951
01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:06,700
And he's like, no, I'm an ATF agent. Right. Didn't ask him to see his ID or anything. Right.

1952
01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:13,700
And they're like, get on the fucking ground. Why don't you comply? And he's like, I'm not getting on the ground. Right.

1953
01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:19,700
And finally, dude, after more cops showed up, they forced this guy to the fucking ground. And he's like having like a panic attack.

1954
01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:26,700
He's like, what the fuck is going on? Like, guys, don't you understand? I'm a fucking ATF agent. What is going on?

1955
01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:32,700
And they're like, we've got an ambulance coming for you. He's like, I don't need it now. I don't need it. And he started freaking the fuck out.

1956
01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:39,700
But it's like he was actually an ATF agent. So he sued the department. But they're like, well, if he knew better, he would get on the ground.

1957
01:32:39,700 --> 01:32:49,700
It's like, no, if you guys just asked to see his fucking ID like a normal person, like, who are you to just run up on him with a gun and tell him to get on the ground?

1958
01:32:49,700 --> 01:32:55,700
He's serving a warrant. So somebody went and bought a gun and something to do with the background check didn't check out.

1959
01:32:55,700 --> 01:33:06,700
So he had to go back and collect the gun. Right. So, of course, the people in the house are going to say that there's somebody impersonating a cop out front when they're an actual cop.

1960
01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:15,700
Like, that's ingenious because then the cops showed up and forced them to the ground. Right. So, I mean, he's suing them. I hope he wins. That's just fucking ridiculous.

1961
01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:29,700
Local cop doesn't have any. You ever see that one fucking video of like the fucking like cops that were like walking down the street and like there's like this black guy like a bar and then like there's like we're going to do a fucking search on you.

1962
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:38,700
He's just like, oh, wait till this happens. And like they fucking like put him on the ground and stuff. And they pull out a wallet. He's like, what's that say? And it says Federal Bureau of Investigation.

1963
01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:49,700
He goes, yeah, I'd like to be released from these handcuffs now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I love watching like nut flexing videos like that.

1964
01:33:49,700 --> 01:34:00,700
But like when they like put them down on the ground, there's like he's like, check my wallet. They go, okay. They check it out and he just goes, what's that bad say right there? And what's that ID? They go Federal Bureau of Investigation, United States of America.

1965
01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:04,700
He's just like, thank you. Can can I be let out of these now? They're like, yes. Yes, sir. Yeah.

1966
01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:19,700
Yeah. What's the ATF? Me? Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. Yeah. And they were serving all the fun shit, the firearms that they knew that they had. But they somehow a fucking reporter got tipped off.

1967
01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:39,700
And the order was crash his brother in law. So David crash. He's the fucking main. Yeah, he's a cold. So he was then in turn told. So crash knew that they were coming to serve this warrant when the ATF planned to just be a surprise fucking daybreak raid.

1968
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:52,700
He had everybody prepared. He's like, guys, our day reckoning has come because he trained these people to like there's a reason they had these firearms. He had this seeking suspicion that the government was going to try to snuff him out.

1969
01:34:52,700 --> 01:35:07,700
So he amassed this stockpile of illegal firearms like AK-47. They actually weren't illegal. He had a he was actually a gunsmith and he had the he had the the gunsmithing license and he was actually like all and they.

1970
01:35:07,700 --> 01:35:20,700
I don't know about that. I have had a whole fucking they served. They served these warrants. This was my did. But they didn't realize that he had a fucking gunsmith licensing. How would they not realize that? Because they're fucking stupid.

1971
01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:33,700
People think the feds are these smart like fucking things. They're fucking just as stupid as the rest of us. Right. But like he actually like I watched this documentary on it and like all the receivers that they had were completely legal receivers in fucking Texas.

1972
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:45,700
Like all of them. Like if you have a gunsmithing license, you can have as many fucking like I think it was the amount of of the things that they had. But like he would build guns for like people and sell them to them.

1973
01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:53,700
Oh, that might be it. I think he was selling them to people who didn't have correct licensing for them. I think that was the I think that was the big problem.

1974
01:35:53,700 --> 01:36:07,700
Well, dude, the government can basically just make fake fucking charges. They're going to do whatever they want to get you. And they don't really care if you're actually breaking the law or not. Trump.

1975
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:13,700
Oh, God. Here we go again.

1976
01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:16,700
Tyler, hit this one right here.

1977
01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:22,700
This one.

1978
01:36:22,700 --> 01:36:32,700
This means I get to go home soon.

1979
01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:39,700
Thank fucking God. I'll go play payday. I can win at that game.

1980
01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:41,700
Thanks for your support.

1981
01:36:41,700 --> 01:36:43,700
Fuck off.

1982
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:45,700
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

1983
01:36:45,700 --> 01:36:47,700
My name is Alex Jones.

1984
01:36:47,700 --> 01:36:54,700
Here with your six time return of chance. Six fucking times.

1985
01:36:54,700 --> 01:36:56,700
I've also got three times.

1986
01:36:56,700 --> 01:36:59,700
Three times. Yeah.

1987
01:36:59,700 --> 01:37:01,700
Oh, shit.

1988
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,700
I almost had him last week.

1989
01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:03,700
Almost.

1990
01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:05,700
And we got Ali Max.

1991
01:37:05,700 --> 01:37:06,700
Last question.

1992
01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:08,700
I always go all in.

1993
01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:09,700
I always go.

1994
01:37:09,700 --> 01:37:11,700
I want a game.

1995
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:18,700
I go for true daily. I go for true daily doubles and I always go all in on final Jeopardy.

1996
01:37:18,700 --> 01:37:20,700
I'm room for Ali Max.

1997
01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:21,700
I don't care.

1998
01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:22,700
I'm room for Ali Max too.

1999
01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:23,700
I always do.

2000
01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:27,700
I get good money on these things.

2001
01:37:27,700 --> 01:37:29,700
I blow it at the end every single time.

2002
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:30,700
I get good.

2003
01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:31,700
I room for Tyler.

2004
01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:33,700
I fucking hate that guy.

2005
01:37:33,700 --> 01:37:34,700
All right.

2006
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:35,700
Your category is today.

2007
01:37:35,700 --> 01:37:37,700
Living presidents.

2008
01:37:37,700 --> 01:37:38,700
Oh, God.

2009
01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:41,700
The periodic table.

2010
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:43,700
Maybe nationalities.

2011
01:37:43,700 --> 01:37:45,700
Oh, God.

2012
01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:47,700
Potable.

2013
01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:48,700
Holidays.

2014
01:37:48,700 --> 01:37:49,700
Oh, God.

2015
01:37:49,700 --> 01:37:50,700
And New York City borough.

2016
01:37:50,700 --> 01:37:52,700
The kid who grew up a Jehovah's Witness.

2017
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:53,700
I'm going to come.

2018
01:37:53,700 --> 01:37:54,700
How's he going to do on fucking holidays?

2019
01:37:54,700 --> 01:37:56,700
I'm going to come out to start.

2020
01:37:56,700 --> 01:37:59,700
I don't. I'm not feeling good about this one at all.

2021
01:37:59,700 --> 01:38:00,700
New York City.

2022
01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:01,700
Tyler's pick.

2023
01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:03,700
New York City.

2024
01:38:03,700 --> 01:38:04,700
What is King's County?

2025
01:38:04,700 --> 01:38:05,700
The Empire State Building.

2026
01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:06,700
What is Manhattan?

2027
01:38:06,700 --> 01:38:08,700
What is Queen's County?

2028
01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:09,700
What is Manhattan?

2029
01:38:09,700 --> 01:38:10,700
That's Manhattan.

2030
01:38:10,700 --> 01:38:11,700
Yeah, baby.

2031
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:14,700
Yeah, that was a gimme.

2032
01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:15,700
I got beat to it.

2033
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:17,700
I just started naming things.

2034
01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:21,700
We'll go near city borough for 400.

2035
01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:23,700
Yankee Stadium is here.

2036
01:38:23,700 --> 01:38:24,700
Where's the Bronx?

2037
01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:25,700
That was me.

2038
01:38:25,700 --> 01:38:26,700
That was me.

2039
01:38:26,700 --> 01:38:27,700
You didn't say what it is.

2040
01:38:27,700 --> 01:38:28,700
Ali Max.

2041
01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:29,700
I did say what it is.

2042
01:38:29,700 --> 01:38:30,700
No, you had Bronx.

2043
01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:31,700
No, I didn't.

2044
01:38:31,700 --> 01:38:32,700
You had Bronx.

2045
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:33,700
Jesus Christ.

2046
01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:34,700
We're going to pull back the fucking recording.

2047
01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:35,700
Two questions in.

2048
01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:36,700
Ali Max pick.

2049
01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:37,700
Keep it going.

2050
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:38,700
600.

2051
01:38:38,700 --> 01:38:43,700
The Impractical Jokers are from the San Marcos.

2052
01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:44,700
San Marcos.

2053
01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:45,700
The Yankees.

2054
01:38:45,700 --> 01:38:46,700
Stan Island.

2055
01:38:46,700 --> 01:38:47,700
Oh!

2056
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:48,700
Oh!

2057
01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:49,700
Stan Island.

2058
01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:50,700
That was Dan's pick.

2059
01:38:50,700 --> 01:38:51,700
Stan Island.

2060
01:38:51,700 --> 01:38:52,700
We'll stick with it.

2061
01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:53,700
Keep going.

2062
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:54,700
For 800.

2063
01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:59,700
The NBA team, the Nets play here.

2064
01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:00,700
What is Brooklyn?

2065
01:39:00,700 --> 01:39:01,700
Oh, Brooklyn.

2066
01:39:01,700 --> 01:39:02,700
Yeah, it's the Brooklyn Nets.

2067
01:39:02,700 --> 01:39:03,700
We'll finish out boroughs.

2068
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:05,700
Tyler.

2069
01:39:05,700 --> 01:39:08,700
For 1,000.

2070
01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:12,700
Tyler, you got 1,000.

2071
01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:15,700
You got 1,000 points.

2072
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,700
$200.

2073
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:17,700
$200.

2074
01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:18,700
In Seinfeld, Jordan's parents live here.

2075
01:39:18,700 --> 01:39:19,700
I'm going to say Queens.

2076
01:39:19,700 --> 01:39:20,700
Oh, yeah.

2077
01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:25,940
I'm going to say Queens is the only one we haven't done yet.

2078
01:39:25,940 --> 01:39:29,700
I kept saying it just in case it was the incident.

2079
01:39:29,700 --> 01:39:31,700
Tyler's pick.

2080
01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:39,700
You got Living Presidents Periodic Tables Nationalities Potable Holidays.

2081
01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:42,700
I'm going for you.

2082
01:39:42,700 --> 01:39:47,700
All right, you got to tell me the nationalities person.

2083
01:39:47,700 --> 01:39:48,700
Usain Bolt.

2084
01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:49,700
What is Jamaican?

2085
01:39:49,700 --> 01:39:50,700
Oh, Jamaican.

2086
01:39:50,700 --> 01:39:51,700
Yeah, yeah.

2087
01:39:51,700 --> 01:39:52,700
Damn, you beat me to that.

2088
01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:53,700
See, you look Jamaican.

2089
01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:54,700
You beat me to that.

2090
01:39:54,700 --> 01:39:55,700
I knew that one too.

2091
01:39:55,700 --> 01:39:56,700
Fuck.

2092
01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:57,700
Dan's pick.

2093
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,700
Jamaican.

2094
01:39:58,700 --> 01:39:59,700
Nationalities.

2095
01:39:59,700 --> 01:40:01,700
$400.

2096
01:40:01,700 --> 01:40:02,700
Russell Crowe.

2097
01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:03,700
What is English?

2098
01:40:03,700 --> 01:40:04,700
What is Australian?

2099
01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:05,700
What is British?

2100
01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:06,700
That's Australia.

2101
01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:07,700
Oh, shit.

2102
01:40:07,700 --> 01:40:08,700
Really?

2103
01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:13,700
Oh, I was thinking of Russell Brand.

2104
01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:16,700
I was too.

2105
01:40:16,700 --> 01:40:19,700
Dan's pick.

2106
01:40:19,700 --> 01:40:20,700
Nationalities.

2107
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:21,700
$600.

2108
01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:22,700
Emperor Hirohito.

2109
01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:23,700
What is Japanese?

2110
01:40:23,700 --> 01:40:24,700
Oh, yeah.

2111
01:40:24,700 --> 01:40:25,700
Damn.

2112
01:40:25,700 --> 01:40:26,700
What is Japan?

2113
01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:27,700
That sounded Spanish to me.

2114
01:40:27,700 --> 01:40:28,700
Tyler's pick.

2115
01:40:28,700 --> 01:40:29,700
Hirohito is fucking general in the world of Japan.

2116
01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:30,700
Fucking nationalities.

2117
01:40:30,700 --> 01:40:31,700
For 800.

2118
01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:32,700
Osama bin Laden.

2119
01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:33,700
What is that then?

2120
01:40:33,700 --> 01:40:34,700
What is Pakistan?

2121
01:40:34,700 --> 01:40:35,700
What is Saudi Arabia?

2122
01:40:35,700 --> 01:40:36,700
Oh, Saudi Arabia.

2123
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:37,700
It is Saudi.

2124
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:38,700
Fuck.

2125
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:43,700
Because we claim we tried to give his body back to them and they refused and we killed

2126
01:40:43,700 --> 01:40:44,700
him.

2127
01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:45,700
God damn it.

2128
01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:46,700
We'll do nationalities again.

2129
01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:47,700
Emphasis on claim.

2130
01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:48,700
$1000.

2131
01:40:48,700 --> 01:40:49,700
What is African?

2132
01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:58,700
Elon Musk.

2133
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:01,700
What is South African?

2134
01:41:01,700 --> 01:41:02,700
South Africa.

2135
01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:03,700
Africa counts.

2136
01:41:03,700 --> 01:41:04,700
He's an African.

2137
01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:05,700
Wait, were you peeking the screen?

2138
01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:06,700
Yeah, were you peeking the screen?

2139
01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:07,700
Turn the screen.

2140
01:41:07,700 --> 01:41:08,700
Back the fuck up.

2141
01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:09,700
Hey, yo, back the fuck up.

2142
01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:10,700
I can't see the screen.

2143
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:11,700
I can't see the screen now.

2144
01:41:11,700 --> 01:41:12,700
So that's how he does it.

2145
01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:13,700
No, that's not.

2146
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:14,700
Can you angle the fucking screen?

2147
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:19,700
Get that shit the fuck out of here.

2148
01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:26,700
I'm taking away all six of Tyler's wins here.

2149
01:41:26,700 --> 01:41:27,700
No.

2150
01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:30,700
We got any more nationalities?

2151
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:31,700
No.

2152
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:32,700
Potent potables.

2153
01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:33,700
Potent potables.

2154
01:41:33,700 --> 01:41:35,700
This flower grows to face the sun.

2155
01:41:35,700 --> 01:41:36,700
What is a sunflower?

2156
01:41:36,700 --> 01:41:40,700
I was too busy watching to see if Tyler was looking at the screen.

2157
01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:41,700
Who got it?

2158
01:41:41,700 --> 01:41:42,700
I didn't even listen.

2159
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:43,700
All right, split it.

2160
01:41:43,700 --> 01:41:44,700
Down the middle.

2161
01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:47,700
All right, Dan's pick again.

2162
01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:48,700
Potent potables.

2163
01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:49,700
Potables.

2164
01:41:49,700 --> 01:41:50,700
The study of plants.

2165
01:41:50,700 --> 01:41:51,700
What does bot mean?

2166
01:41:51,700 --> 01:41:52,700
I would have taken both answers.

2167
01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:53,700
400 points each.

2168
01:41:53,700 --> 01:41:54,700
Dan's pick again.

2169
01:41:54,700 --> 01:41:55,700
Potent potables.

2170
01:41:55,700 --> 01:41:56,700
600.

2171
01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:59,700
This plant contains a stimulant that has been around since ancient times.

2172
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:00,700
What is a ayahuasca?

2173
01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:01,700
What is a...

2174
01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:02,700
I don't know.

2175
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:03,700
I don't know.

2176
01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:04,700
I don't know.

2177
01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:05,700
I don't know.

2178
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:06,700
I don't know.

2179
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:07,700
I don't know.

2180
01:42:07,700 --> 01:42:08,700
I don't know.

2181
01:42:08,700 --> 01:42:09,700
I don't know.

2182
01:42:09,700 --> 01:42:10,700
I don't know.

2183
01:42:10,700 --> 01:42:11,700
I don't know.

2184
01:42:11,700 --> 01:42:12,700
I don't know.

2185
01:42:12,700 --> 01:42:13,700
What is a fucking deutera?

2186
01:42:13,700 --> 01:42:14,700
What is oak fudge?

2187
01:42:14,700 --> 01:42:15,700
What is poppy?

2188
01:42:15,700 --> 01:42:24,700
This plant contains a stimulant that has been around since ancient times.

2189
01:42:24,700 --> 01:42:25,700
What is cocaine?

2190
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:26,700
Oh, what is caffeine?

2191
01:42:26,700 --> 01:42:27,700
What is fucking coffee?

2192
01:42:27,700 --> 01:42:28,700
What is coffee?

2193
01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:29,700
It would be tobacco.

2194
01:42:29,700 --> 01:42:30,700
Fuck!

2195
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:31,700
Of course it's tobacco.

2196
01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:32,700
Of course it's tobacco.

2197
01:42:32,700 --> 01:42:33,700
It could have been a lot of things.

2198
01:42:33,700 --> 01:42:34,700
Fuck me.

2199
01:42:34,700 --> 01:42:35,700
Yeah, it could have been.

2200
01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:38,700
Because the plant that amphetamine comes from is ancient.

2201
01:42:38,700 --> 01:42:39,700
Coffee beans.

2202
01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:40,700
What is coffee?

2203
01:42:40,700 --> 01:42:41,700
All right, Dan's pick.

2204
01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:42,700
Home Boutables.

2205
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:46,700
For 800, the world's largest tree is located in this country.

2206
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:47,700
California.

2207
01:42:47,700 --> 01:42:48,700
What is the United States?

2208
01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:49,700
Yeah.

2209
01:42:49,700 --> 01:42:50,700
Yep.

2210
01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:51,700
What is the United States?

2211
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:54,700
Yeah, he used it in fucking Star Wars.

2212
01:42:54,700 --> 01:42:55,700
Dan's pick.

2213
01:42:55,700 --> 01:42:56,700
Home Boutables.

2214
01:42:56,700 --> 01:42:57,700
Potable rules.

2215
01:42:57,700 --> 01:43:02,700
This 2008 horror film starring Mark Wahlberg is about killer plants.

2216
01:43:02,700 --> 01:43:04,700
What is Plants vs. Zombies?

2217
01:43:04,700 --> 01:43:05,700
What?

2218
01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:08,700
Maybe they made it into a movie.

2219
01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:10,700
It sounds like some Marky Marky movie.

2220
01:43:10,700 --> 01:43:11,700
Killer plants?

2221
01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:12,700
Killer plants.

2222
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:13,700
Oh, fuck.

2223
01:43:13,700 --> 01:43:16,700
This is something that we definitely know.

2224
01:43:16,700 --> 01:43:18,700
That's bit, bro.

2225
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:20,700
That would be The Happening.

2226
01:43:20,700 --> 01:43:22,700
I don't know that one.

2227
01:43:22,700 --> 01:43:23,700
I had no idea about it.

2228
01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:24,700
Dan's pick.

2229
01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:26,700
You got holidays, periodic table, and living presents.

2230
01:43:26,700 --> 01:43:27,700
Periodic table.

2231
01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:28,700
200.

2232
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:29,700
FE.

2233
01:43:29,700 --> 01:43:30,700
Iron.

2234
01:43:30,700 --> 01:43:31,700
What is iron?

2235
01:43:31,700 --> 01:43:32,700
Oh, wow.

2236
01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:33,700
Ali Mack?

2237
01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:34,700
Ali Mack said what is.

2238
01:43:34,700 --> 01:43:35,700
I said what is too, motherfucker!

2239
01:43:35,700 --> 01:43:36,700
That was good.

2240
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:37,700
That was periodic.

2241
01:43:37,700 --> 01:43:38,700
Did you say what is?

2242
01:43:38,700 --> 01:43:39,700
I said what is.

2243
01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:40,700
Yes.

2244
01:43:40,700 --> 01:43:41,700
You both get points, but it's Ali Mack's pick.

2245
01:43:41,700 --> 01:43:42,700
Fuck you.

2246
01:43:42,700 --> 01:43:43,700
Alright.

2247
01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:44,700
Fucking periodic again.

2248
01:43:44,700 --> 01:43:45,700
400.

2249
01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:46,700
SN.

2250
01:43:46,700 --> 01:43:47,700
What is salt?

2251
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:48,700
No, that's NA.

2252
01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:49,700
What is sulfur?

2253
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:50,700
What is silicone?

2254
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:51,700
SN.

2255
01:43:51,700 --> 01:43:52,700
What is silicone?

2256
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:53,700
No, that's not fucking salt.

2257
01:43:53,700 --> 01:43:54,700
I'm fucking retarded.

2258
01:43:54,700 --> 01:43:55,700
What is tin?

2259
01:43:55,700 --> 01:43:56,700
That's fucking shit.

2260
01:43:56,700 --> 01:43:57,700
I wouldn't have known that.

2261
01:43:57,700 --> 01:43:58,700
What is sodium?

2262
01:43:58,700 --> 01:43:59,700
Sodium is S.

2263
01:43:59,700 --> 01:44:00,700
Sodium is S.

2264
01:44:00,700 --> 01:44:01,700
Sodium is S.

2265
01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:02,700
Sodium is S.

2266
01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:03,700
Sodium is S.

2267
01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:04,700
Sodium is S.

2268
01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:05,700
Sodium is S.

2269
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:06,700
Sodium is S.

2270
01:44:06,700 --> 01:44:07,700
Sodium is S.

2271
01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:08,700
Sodium is S.

2272
01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:09,700
Sodium is S.

2273
01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:10,700
Sodium is S.

2274
01:44:10,700 --> 01:44:11,700
Periodic again.

2275
01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:12,700
NA.

2276
01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:13,700
NA.

2277
01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:14,700
It is NA.

2278
01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:15,700
600.

2279
01:44:15,700 --> 01:44:16,700
AU.

2280
01:44:16,700 --> 01:44:17,700
What is gold?

2281
01:44:17,700 --> 01:44:18,700
Gold.

2282
01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:19,700
Yeah.

2283
01:44:19,700 --> 01:44:20,700
We both got that.

2284
01:44:20,700 --> 01:44:21,700
Who got that?

2285
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:22,700
That was, that was...

2286
01:44:22,700 --> 01:44:23,700
Both of you.

2287
01:44:23,700 --> 01:44:24,700
That had to be down the middle.

2288
01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:25,700
Yeah.

2289
01:44:25,700 --> 01:44:26,700
I was going to say I didn't answer.

2290
01:44:26,700 --> 01:44:27,700
I had all the time.

2291
01:44:27,700 --> 01:44:28,700
Tyler, why don't you pick?

2292
01:44:28,700 --> 01:44:29,700
Periodic tables.

2293
01:44:29,700 --> 01:44:32,700
What fucking do you say, periodic tables, bro?

2294
01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:33,700
800.

2295
01:44:33,700 --> 01:44:34,700
B.

2296
01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:35,700
Boron.

2297
01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:36,700
What's boron?

2298
01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:37,700
Oh, yeah.

2299
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:39,700
periodic on fire

2300
01:44:40,340 --> 01:44:42,740
Dude, that was a good one for a thousand

2301
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:48,880
1400 what are the other scores?

2302
01:44:49,380 --> 01:44:52,820
Dad's got 4200. I was got four thousand. Yeah

2303
01:44:54,180 --> 01:44:57,300
I want to get back go all in yeah, all right, and I

2304
01:44:58,140 --> 01:45:00,140
What is nickel?

2305
01:45:00,300 --> 01:45:02,300
He says nickel

2306
01:45:02,300 --> 01:45:04,300
Oh, yeah

2307
01:45:05,780 --> 01:45:09,660
I'm back in I would have said nitrogen. No, it's nickel. That's good

2308
01:45:10,380 --> 01:45:12,780
Nitrogen if it's an element, it's just

2309
01:45:16,220 --> 01:45:21,060
Yeah, living presence and holidays yeah, we're not gonna do presidents

2310
01:45:23,180 --> 01:45:27,760
Holidays December 26th is this day in Canada. What is boxing day? Oh, yeah

2311
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:32,360
I'm fucked. All right. Yeah, I wouldn't guess that but that sounds familiar

2312
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:39,040
Holidays this Chinese holiday between is between January 21st and February

2313
01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:42,000
Fuck you

2314
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:48,560
I didn't want to cut off the question. That was just stupid fucking I knew that

2315
01:45:51,360 --> 01:45:53,080
Let's go with

2316
01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:58,240
Yeah holidays why not? Okay the day Jesus Christ was resurrected. What is this?

2317
01:46:00,760 --> 01:46:02,760
I think we all got that

2318
01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:14,800
Yes, it wasn't me I was last to the party it was bang bang

2319
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:19,920
I just sworn Dan is we might need to rewind that if it comes down to the wire

2320
01:46:19,920 --> 01:46:25,440
That might be a tiebreaker, but I think Dan had a point so I don't win

2321
01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:33,040
You can play under protest. Dan's thick holidays holidays holidays for 800. What is Rasta shot?

2322
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:39,040
5200 to I'm gonna do

2323
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:47,760
Yeah, 200 yeah, the Declaration of Independence was signed on this day July 4th 1776

2324
01:46:47,760 --> 01:47:03,040
Wow, I'm gonna fucking put my dick in your ass. Dan's thick holidays for 1000. October 9th 2023 will be this holiday

2325
01:47:04,240 --> 01:47:07,380
What is Columbus Day or indigenous people's day?

2326
01:47:07,380 --> 01:47:16,500
I had no idea because it's a fucking my my girlfriend was like

2327
01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:30,260
Can you help me on October 9th? No, babe indigenous people's day to celebrate. I can't help you

2328
01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:35,260
For 200 now we're fucked up

2329
01:47:38,460 --> 01:47:44,740
President was born in Georgia living presence. What is Biden?

2330
01:47:45,380 --> 01:47:47,380
No, he wasn't born

2331
01:47:47,300 --> 01:47:49,300
What is?

2332
01:47:51,700 --> 01:47:53,700
What is the other George Bush

2333
01:47:53,700 --> 01:48:00,620
Oh, what is Clinton Jimmy Carter he's alive

2334
01:48:00,620 --> 01:48:15,220
Yeah, yes, I will never not be surprised by that October 1st is his 99th birthday

2335
01:48:17,660 --> 01:48:19,660
The health care is getting too good

2336
01:48:20,860 --> 01:48:22,860
We'll be in presence

2337
01:48:23,900 --> 01:48:26,060
Son of a former president, what is?

2338
01:48:26,060 --> 01:48:28,060
George W Bush

2339
01:48:28,460 --> 01:48:30,460
That's me, baby

2340
01:48:30,940 --> 01:48:32,940
I said it first

2341
01:48:33,620 --> 01:48:35,620
Tyler actually had that one

2342
01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:38,420
Tyler beat him to it

2343
01:48:46,100 --> 01:48:49,820
For 600 his son's name is Baron who is Trump

2344
01:48:49,820 --> 01:49:00,660
I was split down that was definitely down the middle. That's that's my only role in this category is to see which one of these dumbasses

2345
01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:24,260
There's nothing left there's just 800 he was a senator from Illinois before before this president was impeached but not removed from off

2346
01:49:24,260 --> 01:49:26,900
What is Bill Clinton? Oh, what is Nixon?

2347
01:49:26,900 --> 01:49:28,900
Fuck

2348
01:49:30,020 --> 01:49:32,020
We all answer on that one

2349
01:49:38,260 --> 01:49:41,260
I was got 8,000 Dan's got 6,000

2350
01:49:46,620 --> 01:49:49,020
Got a bunch of questions. They were all just worth nothing

2351
01:49:50,460 --> 01:49:56,540
World War two. Oh my fucking god. This is my category. All right to the surprise of nobody. I'm all in

2352
01:49:56,540 --> 01:49:58,540
I'm not gonna text you

2353
01:49:58,860 --> 01:50:00,860
Is this the final Japanese?

2354
01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:06,700
My phone's about to die. So I go on every game. I will never not do that

2355
01:50:08,740 --> 01:50:10,740
Even if I'm going on by 10,000

2356
01:50:13,940 --> 01:50:17,180
We got to make Tyler sweat a little bit you got to go all in

2357
01:50:20,740 --> 01:50:22,740
You're going all in

2358
01:50:22,740 --> 01:50:26,740
Tyler says he's all in yeah, that's me. Wow

2359
01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:38,540
All right, holy shit why you guys say that the question is don't say it out loud out. Yeah

2360
01:50:38,540 --> 01:50:41,860
I'm not going to this down. I'm not going to this time

2361
01:50:41,860 --> 01:50:46,740
I'm in the first the first of the Axis powers to surrender in World War two was this country

2362
01:50:48,660 --> 01:50:50,660
Yeah, this isn't gonna be pretty for me

2363
01:50:50,660 --> 01:50:52,660
fuck

2364
01:50:59,180 --> 01:51:03,660
Could it really be so simple Ali max thinking about it Dan's thinking about it

2365
01:51:10,020 --> 01:51:15,680
I don't think I'm right, but it's my best guess anything else. I'd say would be stupid so

2366
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:19,400
All right, Ali max says Germany

2367
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:29,520
Dan says what is Italy? That's right

2368
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:33,280
Oh Tyler also said

2369
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:44,580
So did Dan Tyler's got the winner with

2370
01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:48,200
$16,000

2371
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:55,440
Fucking wait, God damn it. We're good at Dan. Well, I know I got zero how much is Dan got?

2372
01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:08,200
Yeah, Italy surrendered in 1943

2373
01:52:08,200 --> 01:52:14,240
I fucking hate this game

2374
01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:25,640
I'm not drinking. I'm taking double dose of Adderall and y'all are going down

2375
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:30,020
I'll fucking sort be one before it. It's over

2376
01:52:30,020 --> 01:52:33,460
I'm gonna start snorting be one fucking thing

2377
01:52:34,980 --> 01:52:36,980
fucking monster

2378
01:52:38,620 --> 01:52:40,620
We gave this kid vitamin B one

2379
01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:49,260
Give him B one. No, I never did a thing about B one. I'm cutting him off. That's it. No more

2380
01:52:49,260 --> 01:53:04,760
I won't tell you what kind of it's like the

2381
01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:06,760
It's like

2382
01:53:17,640 --> 01:53:21,340
Tell me I gotta sniff these goddamn smelling sauce god damn it

2383
01:53:21,340 --> 01:53:37,760
I'm driving home now fuck this it's like that movie limitless where the bad guy comes

2384
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:40,600
He's like start shaking him down for his last pills

2385
01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:47,600
I saw that movie. Good movie earlier this year. Do you know get more athletic? I'm getting smarter

2386
01:53:49,440 --> 01:53:51,440
Do we created a monster

2387
01:53:52,840 --> 01:53:54,840
Supplements

2388
01:53:55,480 --> 01:54:02,080
Looks like to give all my credit to vitamin B one. Thank you. Yes, because God's on my side

2389
01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:05,480
Here we go. What you did Casey?

2390
01:54:05,480 --> 01:54:09,480
So you see I win so much because I pray to God

2391
01:54:11,480 --> 01:54:19,360
Win or you win big so I win big because the Lord Jesus Christ is on my so is the sermon over yet

2392
01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:28,680
He's not going to church start praying to the good Lord Jesus Christ you guys might be able to get some wins on your belt

2393
01:54:29,720 --> 01:54:33,400
Yeah, buddy. I don't think God's gonna help me with fucking Thomas Jefferson

2394
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:38,160
I think I think I just don't know a lot about that stuff

2395
01:54:40,520 --> 01:54:42,520
That was fucking funny

2396
01:54:42,720 --> 01:54:44,720
Tommy Abe and

2397
01:54:45,160 --> 01:54:51,640
Probably probably like five six episodes ago. I said something about Jimmy Carter and then goes that guy still

2398
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:55,640
That's like seeing a dinosaur

2399
01:54:57,160 --> 01:54:59,160
Exactly reaction today

2400
01:54:59,160 --> 01:55:03,560
If you ask again in the future if you say that again, I will have the same exact

2401
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:16,080
So everybody big big announcements here

2402
01:55:16,840 --> 01:55:22,600
Episode 50 is coming up soon episode 49 is next week episode 50 our ghost hunting extravaganza

2403
01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:25,520
And episode 51 comes after that

2404
01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:27,520
Yep, we don't really care about episode

2405
01:55:28,640 --> 01:55:33,600
Episode 49 is gonna be kind of a build-up to to our fucking ghost hunting adventure Dan

2406
01:55:33,600 --> 01:55:36,480
Make sure you get off of work pretty early so we can get to there

2407
01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:49,200
Already got the flake lined up is thinking about how he's gonna word it dude that is I

2408
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:52,820
Don't know if I Thursdays have been tough for me lately, too

2409
01:55:52,820 --> 01:55:56,400
But I'm gonna do I'm gonna make my best effort to be here

2410
01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:59,120
So me and Casey's gonna go die in the woods and you guys are gonna be

2411
01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:03,560
Keeping going in your in your guys honor

2412
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:06,240
Me and Dan can fight

2413
01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:08,120
fucking jeopardy

2414
01:56:08,120 --> 01:56:12,200
Pour one out for Casey every episode dance on Tyler's grave

2415
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:16,480
We're gonna go out like daytime like at sunset. Yeah, I got something in dusk

2416
01:56:16,480 --> 01:56:19,040
But if it gets dark, are we gonna be able to get back?

2417
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:23,360
Why are why would it be concerned about getting back because it's dark in the woods

2418
01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:27,760
Isn't just the journey the part I suppose we have GPS on our phones in my car

2419
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:30,320
Yeah, just just keep your shit charged

2420
01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:37,080
Yeah, I also was thinking if we didn't do that we could go back to the place where we always went for ghost hunting

2421
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:39,520
I think Dan's never been

2422
01:56:39,800 --> 01:56:43,560
Here's a silver bag. Oh, yeah, what is silver bag?

2423
01:56:44,240 --> 01:56:46,920
If you if you want to go there we can go there too

2424
01:56:46,920 --> 01:56:52,240
If you if you want to go there we can go there too if you're too scared to go to the place that you pointed out to us

2425
01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:54,960
Oh, so I did I hear than this place. I am

2426
01:56:55,480 --> 01:57:02,680
The reason I'm primarily scared to go to that place is because my friend was so serious about it. Yeah, I know

2427
01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:08,520
That's why I want to go. So this was your friend that had a rake encounter. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah

2428
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:13,680
There's something in those woods, bro, and he's just like dude like dead serious about it

2429
01:57:13,680 --> 01:57:17,040
Yeah, and he didn't want to come on the pod to talk about it, right?

2430
01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:22,080
Yeah, you thought you would have been offended if you or was he offended when I was just like

2431
01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:26,280
He's he's just not into that kind of thing. Yeah, he's more of like

2432
01:57:27,080 --> 01:57:30,880
You know just like what I'm saying to you right now is like what matters

2433
01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:35,580
Not recording it for like other people's entertainment. Yeah, you know, so

2434
01:57:36,600 --> 01:57:38,600
I mean, it's technically probably

2435
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:43,720
I'm a serious in it, right? It's like I think it's technically a state park kind of thing

2436
01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:46,040
It's like a neat way like we had one of those by my house

2437
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:51,280
Like awesome Street, but it's like a nature trail, but nobody ever went on it

2438
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:53,600
So I mean my friends would just go like fuck around in it

2439
01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:54,960
That's what we did when I was a kid

2440
01:57:54,960 --> 01:57:59,320
We had we have a nature literally at the end of my street literally the end of my street is the beginning of a nature

2441
01:57:59,320 --> 01:58:03,680
Trail. Yeah, the end of my friend's street was a major trail and there was like a train bridge

2442
01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:07,220
Like he's like, oh the train never comes this way

2443
01:58:07,220 --> 01:58:12,900
And then one day I was just like sitting on the bridge and train starts coming. So it's like stand by me

2444
01:58:15,420 --> 01:58:19,580
Like stand by me they're on like a train bridge and like it starts coming at him

2445
01:58:19,580 --> 01:58:24,820
I think one kid gets his legs ran over some shit. I don't remember. I fucking booked it fell over on the rocks

2446
01:58:25,060 --> 01:58:30,100
Yeah, there's a there's a nature trail by my old place that I used to live and

2447
01:58:30,740 --> 01:58:35,540
It's attached to a fucking cemetery. It's an old so it's like an apartment complex

2448
01:58:35,540 --> 01:58:40,900
Not apartment complex. It's like a housing complex that had a golf course

2449
01:58:41,260 --> 01:58:48,260
Then they just stopped maintaining it because they stopped using the golf course and they turned it in they like half-ass

2450
01:58:48,260 --> 01:58:49,940
turned it into like a

2451
01:58:49,940 --> 01:58:55,660
Trail a trail and it's next to a cemetery and I just remember one day I was like I'm gonna go for a walk

2452
01:58:55,660 --> 01:59:00,700
I feel like going for a walk after this night shift and I went and it was just super foggy

2453
01:59:00,700 --> 01:59:04,980
Over it and like it was like there's a lake and there's just this bench

2454
01:59:05,260 --> 01:59:09,960
Everything's just overgrown like they mow it but they don't weed wax like by the benches and shit

2455
01:59:09,960 --> 01:59:16,180
The grass is super tall and the wood like it was just an eerie feeling and when you get to a certain point in the park

2456
01:59:16,180 --> 01:59:22,980
all I could see was just fog and then just a rolling hills of a cemetery behind it and it's like

2457
01:59:24,020 --> 01:59:29,400
Like I felt like I was in a fuck. It was a super it was like a liminal. It was liminal

2458
01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:31,400
That's the best way to describe it

2459
01:59:31,540 --> 01:59:34,180
So I've never been this place that Dan's talking about

2460
01:59:34,500 --> 01:59:38,860
I do want to scope it out in the daytime just to see like what's fucking going on there

2461
01:59:38,860 --> 01:59:42,460
See if I get any weird vibes because you can still get weird vibes in the daytime and shit

2462
01:59:42,540 --> 01:59:47,900
yeah, so I'm gonna I want to go there kind of get like the vibes of it kind of type thing kind of scope it out and

2463
01:59:49,020 --> 01:59:53,100
If not, we can always go back to Silver Bay with Dan. I think Dan would enjoy it

2464
01:59:53,100 --> 01:59:57,420
It's a really nice place like you guys have been up there. It's a beautiful campus. It really is

2465
01:59:57,420 --> 02:00:04,900
Like it's spooky at nighttime when there's nobody else up there, but it's a fucking beautiful campus

2466
02:00:04,900 --> 02:00:06,900
It really is but we've been up there like

2467
02:00:07,540 --> 02:00:10,620
I've been up there countless. I was gonna say I've got there twice

2468
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:14,660
I know I know the owners now like I've actually like had conversation with the owner

2469
02:00:14,660 --> 02:00:17,840
So if I talk to the owners, they would let us have free reign of the entire place

2470
02:00:18,380 --> 02:00:21,660
But they let us like into the building and stuff places and shit

2471
02:00:21,660 --> 02:00:25,820
So we do you think they would allow us lodging for the owner's?

2472
02:00:25,820 --> 02:00:28,940
Mission if I get the owner's permission, would you guys want to do that?

2473
02:00:28,940 --> 02:00:31,060
Could we do like lodging there for a night?

2474
02:00:32,460 --> 02:00:35,260
By chance I might be able to check it out like

2475
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:39,780
Investigate because like this is I mean, it's like a summer camp. There's living quarters there

2476
02:00:39,780 --> 02:00:43,700
I couldn't wait like and then we just like is that would be so I could be all in building

2477
02:00:43,700 --> 02:00:49,060
If I get if I if I fucking word it right, I'm pretty sure I could get us to bunk in the most haunted place

2478
02:00:49,060 --> 02:00:53,540
The entire yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god

2479
02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:59,940
I would fucking cream my pants because my dad my dad's really good friends to people who run the place now and

2480
02:01:00,580 --> 02:01:05,900
he he does like ghost hunting and shit to my dad would like my dad got me into ghost hunting and

2481
02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:12,060
If I play my cards, right my dad is a key of the entire place. He has a gift the master key really?

2482
02:01:12,060 --> 02:01:14,060
Yeah, so

2483
02:01:15,260 --> 02:01:20,220
I was gonna say I wouldn't want to spend a night there unless we had express permission from them

2484
02:01:20,220 --> 02:01:26,340
No, but I mean, but if we don't I have the master key so and we can fuck around and

2485
02:01:27,180 --> 02:01:29,180
To record and use on our podcast

2486
02:01:29,660 --> 02:01:35,940
Yeah, but I have I have the master key because my like my dad's an annual member up there, which there's only ten of them

2487
02:01:36,460 --> 02:01:38,940
And he donated to Silver Bay

2488
02:01:39,860 --> 02:01:44,420
So he is like on the donors list and all I have to say is my dad's

2489
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:50,620
Fucking this guy my daddy said I could come my daddy said I'm up here but like my dad like donated to he didn't donate

2490
02:01:50,620 --> 02:01:56,460
Like a shit ton of money, but like he donated enough money like like a couple thousand bucks up there and

2491
02:01:57,140 --> 02:02:00,060
Even if you donate a couple thousand bucks, you're you're on the donors list

2492
02:02:00,060 --> 02:02:05,620
And there's only like 12 people on the donors list and if you're on the donors list you have fucking free rent in that entire fucking place

2493
02:02:05,620 --> 02:02:08,780
Damn, so basically I'll talk to my dad

2494
02:02:08,780 --> 02:02:14,380
I'll see I'll see if he can talk to me because he goes up like probably two or three times a week to work out because he's

2495
02:02:14,900 --> 02:02:19,060
Paralyzed so he doesn't like working at like normal gyms because people always make fun of his legs and shit

2496
02:02:20,380 --> 02:02:26,140
So he's like he goes up so if he's able away is it about an hour hour and a half

2497
02:02:26,660 --> 02:02:31,020
It's on exit 20. I'd say it's about an hour. Yeah, what town is it? It's by late George

2498
02:02:33,020 --> 02:02:35,020
So

2499
02:02:35,020 --> 02:02:37,020
Let me see what I can do

2500
02:02:37,020 --> 02:02:40,660
Let me see what I can do. I'll talk to the I'll talk to my dad

2501
02:02:40,660 --> 02:02:44,420
See if you can talk to the owners if I get express permission that we can fucking be there on

2502
02:02:44,860 --> 02:02:48,940
What is it October 8th is when it would be the Thursday?

2503
02:02:53,740 --> 02:02:56,060
So it wouldn't be this it would be October 4th

2504
02:02:57,020 --> 02:02:59,020
or not October 5th

2505
02:02:59,460 --> 02:03:03,460
But if I can get for express permission, I'll check out the place by Dan's house

2506
02:03:03,460 --> 02:03:07,900
We're gonna go back on the Halloween there. Maybe but I'll see what I can do

2507
02:03:07,900 --> 02:03:12,540
I should be able to if I I'm pretty sure I can play my cards, right?

2508
02:03:12,540 --> 02:03:16,500
And I pretty sure we should be able to get a ghost hunting thing with free rein there

2509
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:21,300
And if we do that, it's on the offseason, so there's nobody staying in the hotels or anything

2510
02:03:21,300 --> 02:03:23,340
So they're probably gonna be like whatever you can fucking stay there

2511
02:03:23,980 --> 02:03:25,980
so damn I

2512
02:03:26,420 --> 02:03:28,580
Drive us up. So none of you guys would have to drive

2513
02:03:28,580 --> 02:03:33,660
But I could drive us up we could do some ghost hunting till probably like, you know

2514
02:03:33,660 --> 02:03:36,700
3 or 4 a.m. Sleep for like two or three hours and then head home

2515
02:03:37,420 --> 02:03:40,860
Damn, that sounds awesome. Yeah, but um, it's been

2516
02:03:41,660 --> 02:03:43,660
I don't think I'm gonna sleep

2517
02:03:43,660 --> 02:03:45,660
In a haunted place. Why not?

2518
02:03:45,660 --> 02:03:47,660
So the place where I slept when I was a kid

2519
02:03:47,660 --> 02:03:54,660
When I was a kid, there's a place up there called third floor south because there's third floor north south and central

2520
02:03:54,660 --> 02:03:55,860
I think

2521
02:03:55,860 --> 02:04:01,580
But it's the building shaped like a U and the third floor is the only floor that hasn't been refurbished or anything

2522
02:04:01,580 --> 02:04:04,620
Like the third floor is like pretty much how it was

2523
02:04:06,580 --> 02:04:12,140
Third floor south is where I stayed when I was and like doing a summer program there and

2524
02:04:12,940 --> 02:04:18,260
There is the the rooms where you stay in and then there's like a common area

2525
02:04:18,260 --> 02:04:24,020
And me and me and the kids would play cards there at night when we were like 12 and like we were playing

2526
02:04:24,020 --> 02:04:26,620
At the end of the hallway because it's fucking you know

2527
02:04:26,620 --> 02:04:30,340
Like in the scary movies where you can look down the hall and there's just fucking like rooms and shit

2528
02:04:30,340 --> 02:04:35,500
And they're all the exact same then there's just like the end so the end of the hallway was a bathroom with a window

2529
02:04:36,340 --> 02:04:37,540
and

2530
02:04:37,540 --> 02:04:41,740
We were playing cards and every single night somebody would be like is there something walking down there?

2531
02:04:41,740 --> 02:04:45,660
Because there's other people sitting in the hotel with us at that point because there's like different schools there

2532
02:04:45,660 --> 02:04:47,660
But we were just on the third floor be the only people there

2533
02:04:47,660 --> 02:04:50,660
So like we just kept on being like is there somebody fucking walking down there?

2534
02:04:50,660 --> 02:04:54,380
Like seriously is there somebody walking down there and like people be like, what are you talking about?

2535
02:04:54,380 --> 02:04:57,260
I'm like, dude, I fucking see somebody walking down in the hallway

2536
02:04:57,260 --> 02:04:58,980
And I'd be like then the next night back

2537
02:04:58,980 --> 02:05:03,100
How about you sit here and you can look down the hallway and tell me if you see somebody walking around because like it

2538
02:05:03,100 --> 02:05:08,260
Was like every like 20 30 minutes like you could see somebody just like walking down the hallway and he's like, yeah

2539
02:05:08,260 --> 02:05:11,500
So then one of the nights like fuck it. We're all like four of us like went down

2540
02:05:11,500 --> 02:05:15,460
We're like we're like we want we thought it was just somebody walking around being like we're gonna be like

2541
02:05:15,460 --> 02:05:16,540
What are you doing on like our floor?

2542
02:05:16,540 --> 02:05:18,700
Like this is like the floor where we're supposed to be staying at

2543
02:05:18,700 --> 02:05:21,700
This is like the floor where we're supposed to be staying at went down there

2544
02:05:22,660 --> 02:05:24,660
There's no exit

2545
02:05:24,780 --> 02:05:31,360
There is no other way you can go and if somebody walked into one of the rooms in the hallway

2546
02:05:31,360 --> 02:05:32,340
We would see it

2547
02:05:32,340 --> 02:05:37,160
So in order to walk into one of the rooms and get out of sight because it's literally like the end of a hallway

2548
02:05:37,380 --> 02:05:41,880
There's like it's just like a room with a rocking chair and like the bathrooms are right here

2549
02:05:41,880 --> 02:05:44,860
So we opened all the bathroom doors made sure nobody was in there

2550
02:05:44,860 --> 02:05:49,700
We opened up like all the shit and there was no way and we had somebody standing at the door

2551
02:05:49,740 --> 02:05:52,980
Like where like you walk into it like where we saw the person walking

2552
02:05:53,220 --> 02:05:58,660
So if somebody was there they would have had to walk past him and we would have saw them walk past him

2553
02:05:59,980 --> 02:06:02,740
Nobody fucking there. Mm-hmm, and it kept happening

2554
02:06:03,580 --> 02:06:05,580
It was a lady with a ponytail

2555
02:06:05,820 --> 02:06:09,600
Like or like it wasn't a pony that like a like a what do you call those buns?

2556
02:06:09,600 --> 02:06:11,600
I think it's one it's a lady with a bun

2557
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:16,540
He saw like a side profile of her walking past the window because the window had like a light coming through from the outside

2558
02:06:16,980 --> 02:06:20,620
You'd see a side profile of a woman with a bun apparently

2559
02:06:21,260 --> 02:06:23,220
It's called a white lady

2560
02:06:23,220 --> 02:06:25,900
Also, Mary Payne is what her actual name is

2561
02:06:27,020 --> 02:06:29,020
She checked on all the kids

2562
02:06:29,140 --> 02:06:35,900
When like her spirit check like there's been countless stories of people like actually seeing a

2563
02:06:36,420 --> 02:06:39,260
woman in Victorian era like like clothing

2564
02:06:39,260 --> 02:06:46,260
Walking down hallways and checking on kids and then when they go try to talk to her she just disappears. What the fuck? Yeah, but

2565
02:06:47,660 --> 02:06:52,380
She's also very very very protective of children and shit

2566
02:06:52,380 --> 02:06:58,340
And if you're an adult and like you're like mean to kids and shit show fuck with you the entire time you're there

2567
02:06:58,340 --> 02:07:01,820
Mmm, but there's gonna be no kids up there so you can't fuck you kids

2568
02:07:02,740 --> 02:07:04,740
but like

2569
02:07:04,740 --> 02:07:09,380
She could bring your little brother was verbally beret

2570
02:07:11,020 --> 02:07:15,020
But bring my knee my five-year-old niece up there

2571
02:07:16,820 --> 02:07:18,820
Shut the fuck up

2572
02:07:26,140 --> 02:07:31,340
So the story up there I know we're dragging on but I just want to tell the story so you guys know what you're getting

2573
02:07:31,340 --> 02:07:35,900
Into so the story up there is there's there's a couple stories that happened up there

2574
02:07:35,900 --> 02:07:37,700
But I'll just give you a quick rundown of them

2575
02:07:37,700 --> 02:07:42,100
so the original property owners were Silas and Mary Payne Silas Payne was a

2576
02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:44,860
guy who was in with the Rockefellers the

2577
02:07:44,860 --> 02:07:49,040
Carnegie's like all those guys in New York City like fucking like all those guys

2578
02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:53,740
He was like the guy who did like the iron like he gave him like the iron and stuff

2579
02:07:53,740 --> 02:07:57,660
So he was a fucking multi-millionaire back then and that's fucking nuts

2580
02:07:57,660 --> 02:08:04,180
So he had a property and that his property was the entirety of silver base campus like that's like the whole campus

2581
02:08:04,180 --> 02:08:07,820
That's now a YMCA was Silas Payne's at that point

2582
02:08:07,820 --> 02:08:13,180
So Silas Payne had a wife named Mary and he had a son and I always forget his fucking son's name

2583
02:08:13,180 --> 02:08:17,500
But his son comes in and it's important so Silas would have to go down to New York City all the time

2584
02:08:17,500 --> 02:08:21,500
This was before they had cars and shit. So they had to do like course drawn carriages and fucking shit

2585
02:08:21,500 --> 02:08:24,460
So it would take him like a day to get down and get back type shit

2586
02:08:24,460 --> 02:08:28,740
So he was down there and his wife was doing the laundry or whatever

2587
02:08:29,740 --> 02:08:31,740
So his wife was doing the laundry

2588
02:08:32,700 --> 02:08:36,820
Whatever she's like, whatever blah blah blah like her kid couldn't swim

2589
02:08:37,620 --> 02:08:40,740
Kid can't swim but the kid always wanted to go into a lake

2590
02:08:41,660 --> 02:08:42,660
so

2591
02:08:42,660 --> 02:08:43,660
fuck it

2592
02:08:43,660 --> 02:08:49,620
The the Mary was doing it and they had like nannies and stuff because they were like rich people back in like, you know

2593
02:08:49,620 --> 02:08:54,540
The 1800s so you could you know, just have made and shit that just took care of stuff

2594
02:08:54,540 --> 02:08:58,140
So they also had a nanny that like took care of like the kid and stuff. So

2595
02:08:58,940 --> 02:09:02,740
she was like washing like clothes or something and then and then

2596
02:09:02,740 --> 02:09:06,140
Like the maid came in she's like, I thought you were watching so-and-so

2597
02:09:06,140 --> 02:09:12,020
She's like no, I thought you were watching him and they found him face down in the lake just floating there kids dead

2598
02:09:12,740 --> 02:09:14,740
So the kid died

2599
02:09:14,740 --> 02:09:17,900
They sent a a like a super fast telegram

2600
02:09:17,900 --> 02:09:21,260
or they sent like the they had like the fucking like the

2601
02:09:22,100 --> 02:09:24,580
Morse code things that they would send down back then

2602
02:09:24,580 --> 02:09:29,380
So Silas got that got the message that his wife was dead or that is that his kid was dead

2603
02:09:29,860 --> 02:09:36,100
So he's like fuck I gotta go back up. So like the the Carnegie's and they're like, okay go back up to like to your place

2604
02:09:36,100 --> 02:09:38,100
They're like, okay

2605
02:09:38,100 --> 02:09:43,060
So on his way up the wife sent all like this this the the house servants away and stuff

2606
02:09:43,060 --> 02:09:46,060
They're like just go home. Like I just I just want to be alone right now

2607
02:09:46,060 --> 02:09:50,980
Silas comes back to find his wife hanging in the foyer of the house

2608
02:09:51,660 --> 02:09:53,180
so Silas

2609
02:09:53,180 --> 02:09:58,860
Just draw it with grief ended up selling off the entire property because he just didn't want to be there anymore. Right, right

2610
02:09:58,860 --> 02:10:03,100
So that's one of the stories, but he lived on that property till he died

2611
02:10:04,700 --> 02:10:07,820
But he did sell he sold off the property but he's just like this is just my house

2612
02:10:07,820 --> 02:10:12,140
I'm just gonna live here until I die type thing. The house is really weird. That's the only place

2613
02:10:12,140 --> 02:10:14,700
I don't know if we'd be able to get into because that's what I'm saying

2614
02:10:14,700 --> 02:10:17,140
I don't know if we'd be able to get into because that's where the master key doesn't open

2615
02:10:17,980 --> 02:10:23,500
You have to have like special special permission to go there. It's normally held like for wedding reception and shit, but

2616
02:10:24,140 --> 02:10:28,060
That's the only place we won't be able to go. Can we not go when there's ice on the ground?

2617
02:10:30,300 --> 02:10:31,620
So

2618
02:10:31,620 --> 02:10:37,700
That's the first story the Boy Scouts of America were also founded there like that's where the Boy Scouts of America were founded

2619
02:10:37,700 --> 02:10:41,860
That's where they had their first meeting and stuff. Allie Mack and I know that meeting circle very well

2620
02:10:41,860 --> 02:10:46,020
So there's a there's a meeting circle in the back and the

2621
02:10:47,060 --> 02:10:52,820
The Boy Scouts of America normally had their big jamboree there every year. They had a whole big jamboree. So

2622
02:10:53,780 --> 02:10:56,900
One day these kids they they had like their fire and stuff

2623
02:10:56,900 --> 02:11:02,020
They're like real excited and the inn used to be shaped like a T instead of like the letter U like it is right now

2624
02:11:02,980 --> 02:11:04,260
so

2625
02:11:04,260 --> 02:11:05,780
one of these kids

2626
02:11:05,780 --> 02:11:08,100
stupid kids brought back a

2627
02:11:08,100 --> 02:11:11,380
Fire poker from the fire and it was still smoldering

2628
02:11:12,260 --> 02:11:18,260
Burned down the middle part of the inn and when he burned down the middle part of the inn 16 kids died. Holy shit

2629
02:11:23,300 --> 02:11:30,580
16 kids died fucking spooky as shit brother 16 kids died and they burned to death. Also. It was a Revolutionary War battlefield. I'm just

2630
02:11:31,620 --> 02:11:33,620
Fact-checking Tyler's we go along here

2631
02:11:33,620 --> 02:11:38,740
Yeah, the Boy Scouts of America was founded in 1910 at the first encampment in Silver Bay, New York. Yep

2632
02:11:39,380 --> 02:11:40,740
damn

2633
02:11:40,740 --> 02:11:42,740
Very interesting. Yeah

2634
02:11:42,980 --> 02:11:46,580
You can't the one thing I will say is you can't find a lot about this fire

2635
02:11:47,380 --> 02:11:53,540
Online there was the fire though. Like I I swear on fucking anything like this is like an actual thing

2636
02:11:53,540 --> 02:11:58,260
Like you can look at like the the documents of the old thing and it said it burned down because there was a

2637
02:11:58,740 --> 02:12:00,740
Childlike thing and the fire

2638
02:12:00,740 --> 02:12:03,220
Yeah, so um

2639
02:12:03,540 --> 02:12:09,460
That's like at the property though. You can actually get like the documents from that like at the actual property of Silver Bay

2640
02:12:10,820 --> 02:12:14,340
So they have that and they have the Fisher Gym

2641
02:12:14,340 --> 02:12:18,100
Which is actually the first basketball court painted in ever

2642
02:12:18,420 --> 02:12:24,580
Like the first like if you want to play basketball like the first court that was ever like painted as an official basketball court

2643
02:12:24,820 --> 02:12:26,820
Silver Bay, New York is where to go

2644
02:12:26,820 --> 02:12:31,220
I'll fucking beat you one-on-one if you want to do that, but the West Gym

2645
02:12:31,780 --> 02:12:38,260
That is one where the spookiest in the fucking tire place up there. The West Gym is so fucking scary

2646
02:12:38,260 --> 02:12:40,260
I don't even like fucking looking at it

2647
02:12:42,260 --> 02:12:46,500
So you have to go through the East Gym to get inside the building of the gym

2648
02:12:46,820 --> 02:12:48,580
Because they have two basketball gyms

2649
02:12:48,580 --> 02:12:52,740
They have the East Gym and they had the West Gym and they also have the Fitness Gym

2650
02:12:52,740 --> 02:12:56,980
Which is like, you know the standard like, you know workout like weight weight room and shit

2651
02:12:57,540 --> 02:12:59,780
And then they have a rock climbing wall in the basement

2652
02:13:00,580 --> 02:13:02,580
The gym's always fucking real creepy

2653
02:13:03,620 --> 02:13:05,620
Now is Silver Bay the name of the town?

2654
02:13:06,660 --> 02:13:08,660
Or is it the name of this property?

2655
02:13:09,700 --> 02:13:16,420
It's it's I guess a town too because like Silver Bay, New York is technically like a little enclave

2656
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:19,140
It's in Bolton Landing

2657
02:13:19,140 --> 02:13:24,500
But I think it's its own like type of like, you know how like some towns have like

2658
02:13:24,980 --> 02:13:30,900
Like the two parts of town are called like different things like Water Vliet has Uptown and Port Schuyler

2659
02:13:30,900 --> 02:13:33,940
Like people call Port Schuyler Port Schuyler, but it's actually Water Vliet

2660
02:13:33,940 --> 02:13:38,340
But it's called Port Schuyler by the people who live there. I think it's kind of one of those things

2661
02:13:38,340 --> 02:13:43,940
This this says right here. It's a hamlet. Yeah, it's like a hamlet. So not quite a town. It's kind of like

2662
02:13:44,500 --> 02:13:46,500
Altamont. Yeah

2663
02:13:46,500 --> 02:13:52,660
So it's like one of those things but um, it's a very very cool place. It's very beautiful campus during a daytime

2664
02:13:53,460 --> 02:13:59,140
Now what lake is it on? Lake George like northern part of Lake George. It's on Lake George. Yeah exit 24

2665
02:13:59,140 --> 02:14:01,140
Yep, and this little uh

2666
02:14:01,780 --> 02:14:04,340
This is in 1910. That's that campfire

2667
02:14:04,340 --> 02:14:10,180
That's the same one that uh me and Tyler have the story about here and shit on the spirit box at

2668
02:14:10,980 --> 02:14:13,140
I mean, obviously some stuff's different

2669
02:14:13,140 --> 02:14:17,060
But like I can recognize the geography of that place just by doing it

2670
02:14:17,620 --> 02:14:23,780
Fucking 1910 remember how creepy that shit was. Yeah, we're that's in an old timey picture of that

2671
02:14:24,340 --> 02:14:29,300
Dude, remember how creepy that shit was though. We could hear the fucking thing circling us in that fucking thing

2672
02:14:29,300 --> 02:14:31,300
Yeah, did you can you confirm this?

2673
02:14:32,100 --> 02:14:34,180
I don't know about the circling part

2674
02:14:34,180 --> 02:14:40,420
But you could definitely hear deep voices being brought out and you you definitely felt the presence of being watched

2675
02:14:40,420 --> 02:14:45,380
especially once uh, once we started like talking shit to the thing

2676
02:14:45,940 --> 02:14:51,700
Then it was just like it was just it was weird like there was ones that like I thought were kids

2677
02:14:51,700 --> 02:14:55,460
But in retrospect it probably just was the spirit box just

2678
02:14:56,740 --> 02:15:02,260
Zipping through them, but the deep voice that you could hear definitely for sure

2679
02:15:02,260 --> 02:15:07,700
You could definitely hear that and it was spread across multiple channels that like you can't do that

2680
02:15:07,700 --> 02:15:12,420
With like an actual thing. Yeah, I was saying like I'm get out leave

2681
02:15:12,980 --> 02:15:15,700
Then when it's like when like she started getting crazy it goes

2682
02:15:16,420 --> 02:15:18,260
here

2683
02:15:18,260 --> 02:15:20,260
And I was like fuck this

2684
02:15:21,060 --> 02:15:24,180
Yeah, I love I just like turn out like like I think we should leave

2685
02:15:25,060 --> 02:15:29,700
Yeah, yeah, it was just weird because then when we left you would shine a

2686
02:15:29,700 --> 02:15:37,460
Flashlight up the trail and you could see the tree line fine, but as soon as you put your flashlight

2687
02:15:37,460 --> 02:15:42,820
On the trail like where you felt the thing was fucking looking at you and you're so i'm tearing up thinking about it's kind of fucking creepy

2688
02:15:42,820 --> 02:15:44,820
Jesus you fucking

2689
02:15:45,540 --> 02:15:51,700
It just got dark you couldn't fucking see anything like it absorbed light and we walked away and it was weird

2690
02:15:51,700 --> 02:15:54,980
And then we had the whole fucking auditorium thing that I know I've showed you the video of

2691
02:15:54,980 --> 02:16:00,420
Yeah, we're like the lights go on and shut off that's fucking wrong dude. We were fucking in there though

2692
02:16:00,420 --> 02:16:06,340
So like the craziest part was there's a chapel on the property and when we got to the chapel everything calmed down

2693
02:16:07,380 --> 02:16:09,940
It just the feeling of being watched went away

2694
02:16:09,940 --> 02:16:15,940
Yeah, it was like you felt just like a weight off your shoulders like that spine chill was gone

2695
02:16:15,940 --> 02:16:21,060
You could fucking just relax for a second. So like we were chilling there. We were kind of like catching our breath type thing

2696
02:16:21,060 --> 02:16:26,980
Yeah, and then alley matt goes what the fuck's that light? Yeah, he thought I was fucking with him at first

2697
02:16:26,980 --> 02:16:33,380
Yeah, because like I was sitting there and I was like am I fucking with him? I'm like I could have sworn. All right, we got an echo

2698
02:16:34,980 --> 02:16:36,980
Becoming worse as

2699
02:16:38,020 --> 02:16:46,340
Fuck film you got to use a polaroid because it's all analog. It's nothing but just light going on too. Yeah, that's that's why people

2700
02:16:46,340 --> 02:16:53,380
It's just light going on to the yeah light receptive film, but that's why people claim that you can get shit on polaroids

2701
02:16:53,380 --> 02:16:59,140
But there's also a million ways to make lens flares with them regardless. So we're we're sitting at the chapel

2702
02:16:59,620 --> 02:17:03,860
And we're kind of like that was fucking crazy like shit like that doesn't happen every single time

2703
02:17:03,860 --> 02:17:08,260
Like that's just like that like that's like a one-in-a-hundred thing. Like we're like, okay

2704
02:17:08,260 --> 02:17:10,260
It's an active night here tonight type thing

2705
02:17:10,260 --> 02:17:10,820
Yeah

2706
02:17:10,820 --> 02:17:16,660
And like alley mac was all sad boy at first and now he's just like dude ghosts are real

2707
02:17:17,780 --> 02:17:18,740
Yeah

2708
02:17:18,740 --> 02:17:24,260
The craziest thing was like I we just got finished with his fucking spine chill thing. It was like tyler. What is that?

2709
02:17:24,260 --> 02:17:28,740
I got what the and as tyler is like, what are you talking about? Like what fuck light went off?

2710
02:17:28,740 --> 02:17:31,780
They like what fucking yeah, and you turn around and it's fucking pitch black

2711
02:17:31,780 --> 02:17:36,100
I'm like, I swear to fucking god those lights were just on. I'm like, I'll freak the fuck out again

2712
02:17:36,100 --> 02:17:41,540
Tyler thinks i'm like trying to like call bullshit, but he half believes me because he can tell i'm like

2713
02:17:42,180 --> 02:17:45,460
Stressed the fuck out that I just saw those lights turn on and off

2714
02:17:45,460 --> 02:17:51,140
So i'm just sitting there. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like there's not another car there. There's nobody there

2715
02:17:51,140 --> 02:17:53,460
So like I just see the lights go on. I'm like

2716
02:17:55,140 --> 02:17:59,140
Fuck like what is going on? I thought it was all her like fuck

2717
02:17:59,140 --> 02:18:02,740
This whole time while we were walking back, we were like, oh my god

2718
02:18:02,740 --> 02:18:08,420
I'm like this whole time while we were walking back, we would have saw these lights turning on and off if they was if it kept

2719
02:18:08,420 --> 02:18:12,180
Yeah, yeah, and it wasn't there. It was when we were at the chapel. It started

2720
02:18:12,260 --> 02:18:17,300
So like we were sitting at the chat. I'm fucking getting goosebumps talking. Yeah, it's like, oh you're somewhere. I can't get you

2721
02:18:17,700 --> 02:18:19,940
Look over here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

2722
02:18:21,220 --> 02:18:23,780
Don't fucking say that. That's making me fucking freak out

2723
02:18:24,660 --> 02:18:28,900
The ending of this story freaked me the fuck out worse though, but like we're getting that point

2724
02:18:28,900 --> 02:18:34,580
But the ending like I can't get to you. Yeah, tyler tyler probably stopped us from being murdered at the end

2725
02:18:34,580 --> 02:18:38,580
I I was freaked the fuck out when I got the lights at the end here

2726
02:18:38,900 --> 02:18:43,460
I like started to get like really ballsy and ready to go. Tyler convinced me because Tyler was like

2727
02:18:44,740 --> 02:18:47,940
Up to this point tyler was acting all ballsy too about the end. He's like alex

2728
02:18:48,340 --> 02:18:50,980
We need to go sometimes you just gotta pump the brakes

2729
02:18:51,460 --> 02:18:57,460
These things like maybe we shouldn't be pressing here. So this won't get to that point. Yeah, we'll get to that point

2730
02:18:57,460 --> 02:19:01,060
So we're like fuck so we're doing this shit like this shit's fucking nuts

2731
02:19:01,060 --> 02:19:04,740
Like we're like we're like this shit's happening type thing

2732
02:19:04,900 --> 02:19:09,780
So I'm like get the keys was like and the lights didn't turn on again until I cut we kind of like

2733
02:19:09,940 --> 02:19:15,060
All right, Ali Mac. I'll go see where these fucking lights are because I don't fucking believe you right now

2734
02:19:15,060 --> 02:19:19,540
I think you're fucking with me and then we start going over and then you see like a like an orange glow

2735
02:19:19,540 --> 02:19:25,300
Yeah, I started small. Yeah, and I you know, it was the craziest thing that I'm thinking about now

2736
02:19:25,300 --> 02:19:28,260
Well, it was like a fire. It started like a fire glow

2737
02:19:28,740 --> 02:19:30,660
I don't know if it was a fire glow

2738
02:19:30,660 --> 02:19:35,860
I think it was more just I could see how the first time to turn on you could see that because it starts like

2739
02:19:36,420 --> 02:19:40,580
All the lights didn't come on at once you get like some little tiny like

2740
02:19:41,140 --> 02:19:46,100
stage lamp lights there would turn on first and then like the big

2741
02:19:46,560 --> 02:19:54,020
Auditorium lights would kick on like three seconds after that and then like then it would stay on for like 30 seconds 45 seconds

2742
02:19:54,020 --> 02:19:58,100
Shut down in the same order the big ones would go off first

2743
02:19:58,100 --> 02:20:02,740
Then the tiny ones would go off and then like another minute or two goes by and it would fucking do it again

2744
02:20:02,740 --> 02:20:08,420
And we're just like no fucking way. So I'm like, this is so fucking cool

2745
02:20:08,660 --> 02:20:13,300
So I go up and he's like I'm like we gotta look in those windows and you're like, please

2746
02:20:13,300 --> 02:20:18,540
We don't gotta look in the window. So Mike we gotta so you look in the windows and then

2747
02:20:19,540 --> 02:20:21,540
Let's go out. I'm like

2748
02:20:21,540 --> 02:20:23,540
I mean like you said black and white

2749
02:20:23,740 --> 02:20:28,820
do you actually know how it look like if you took a break I mean if you took a look and played there I can say

2750
02:20:29,180 --> 02:20:33,720
It's like it's like it's like you know, usually you cut it off

2751
02:20:35,700 --> 02:20:42,700
If they're gonna go on again, well think the thing that I remember seeing when we walked up is the lights would

2752
02:20:43,540 --> 02:20:47,020
Kick on but you just you couldn't really see anything

2753
02:20:47,020 --> 02:20:50,860
Like the only reason you could see this big glow is because it's got like a big glass

2754
02:20:50,860 --> 02:20:58,580
through that I could see this thing that looked like it was some and it we couldn't find it when we went back with

2755
02:20:58,780 --> 02:21:04,620
Casey but it looked like some sort of timer thing that was connected to the light somehow

2756
02:21:04,740 --> 02:21:09,740
But I asked my buddy who's done stage and like he's done drama clubs and a million different things

2757
02:21:09,740 --> 02:21:15,400
He used to work at the life church and fucking colony and he was in charge of like all the special effects and lighting there

2758
02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:18,260
And it was like have you ever heard of that? I'm like it's in the offseason in the winter

2759
02:21:18,260 --> 02:21:20,740
Are they trying to like warm the bulbs up to like keep them fresh?

2760
02:21:20,740 --> 02:21:25,260
I don't fucking know but like I'm looking for a way to justify it because it makes no sense to me

2761
02:21:25,260 --> 02:21:30,820
I saw this weird thing and he's like I have no idea what you're talking about with this meter thing and I have no

2762
02:21:30,820 --> 02:21:36,740
Idea like you know, it's a fucking light. It works if it has electricity. You don't need to like keep them functional or anything

2763
02:21:36,740 --> 02:21:41,520
Yeah, he had no idea what I was talking. So we're just like oh, so we're like

2764
02:21:41,860 --> 02:21:43,380
This is something weird man

2765
02:21:43,380 --> 02:21:48,600
We went back the timer thing was nowhere to be found on the wall because we and it was completely to the auditorium

2766
02:21:48,600 --> 02:21:55,820
Yeah, the auditorium we didn't know at that point, but you can walk up a staircase and there's doors just open all the time

2767
02:21:55,980 --> 02:22:02,020
Yeah, it's a door. It doesn't have a door handle or anything. Like it's just a fucking it's like a saloon door

2768
02:22:02,020 --> 02:22:08,140
It just swings open you can't lock but another thing that we found is that the the stage lights were the switch ones you had

2769
02:22:08,140 --> 02:22:14,060
Like actively go like this to turn them on and off a couple of them were but we don't we don't know what lights were on

2770
02:22:14,060 --> 02:22:17,500
Though yeah, you couldn't see like any of the particular bulbs

2771
02:22:17,500 --> 02:22:24,540
You could just tell that some came on on the floor and then a bunch came up on on the roof that were way bigger

2772
02:22:24,540 --> 02:22:30,380
Yeah, so it was it was too hard to tell like you just there was no good bandage and like actually there was nothing like crazy

2773
02:22:30,660 --> 02:22:35,140
Spooky like that we saw in the auditorium. It was just the lights were weird

2774
02:22:35,140 --> 02:22:40,980
But like I've gone up there hundreds of times like I go up my dad all the time and stuff even in the off season

2775
02:22:40,980 --> 02:22:44,140
Those lights never turn on and off. They're they are always off

2776
02:22:44,220 --> 02:22:46,220
Yeah, the only way I can think of it

2777
02:22:46,220 --> 02:22:53,940
Maybe like somehow it's some like voltage test or like I I don't fucking know like some automated thing to make sure

2778
02:22:53,940 --> 02:23:02,140
But I seriously doubt it. Yeah. Yeah, so we're like, that's so fucking cool. I got excited again. So I'm like, you know what?

2779
02:23:02,140 --> 02:23:05,980
That thing's trying to keep us out of the fucking woods. We're gonna go back

2780
02:23:06,940 --> 02:23:08,620
And we went we're like, yep

2781
02:23:08,620 --> 02:23:15,420
Let's go back to the council circle where that fucking evil fucking creature thing was so I'm like in the middle of the night. Yeah

2782
02:23:16,020 --> 02:23:20,900
Well, it we got there probably around like I don't think it or not

2783
02:23:20,900 --> 02:23:21,580
I think yeah

2784
02:23:21,580 --> 02:23:27,780
It was probably closer to 8 8 15 ish but we did like it was already dark because it's off season

2785
02:23:27,780 --> 02:23:33,260
So it's pretty much like it was getting dark when we got there like the Sun was no longer in the sky

2786
02:23:33,260 --> 02:23:40,180
But like it wasn't like it was like that. It wasn't a view. Yeah, like it was past dusk, but not quite night

2787
02:23:40,180 --> 02:23:43,900
I guess it was dusk. We left it like 1030 like 11

2788
02:23:43,900 --> 02:23:48,380
Yeah, we were we were there for a while because for the first hour we were there. We're fucked around

2789
02:23:48,420 --> 02:23:54,600
We weren't really doing anything. I'm snapping pictures of random shit. Like we walked on the beach. I was taking pictures like

2790
02:23:54,600 --> 02:24:01,320
the lifeguard stands and stuff just trying to see if anything's coming up in them and I'm not getting anything

2791
02:24:01,320 --> 02:24:05,880
I never got anything in the pictures there except for at the circle one of the pictures

2792
02:24:05,880 --> 02:24:08,200
I took just came out completely black

2793
02:24:08,440 --> 02:24:10,680
Which is not how polaroids work

2794
02:24:10,680 --> 02:24:16,640
Like if it doesn't if you didn't capture any light onto a Polaroid, it would come out a baby blue

2795
02:24:17,160 --> 02:24:20,400
It was black it came out completely pitch black

2796
02:24:20,400 --> 02:24:24,800
So I don't know it could have been some super rare defect with the way the fucking ink got

2797
02:24:24,800 --> 02:24:26,640
What's the rest of the shit that happened?

2798
02:24:26,640 --> 02:24:30,720
Yeah, it was it but like when we saw that like alley max said like the same thing to me

2799
02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:34,800
Yeah, it shouldn't be black. Yeah, it was this it would then that was the one pic though

2800
02:24:34,800 --> 02:24:38,920
That was one of the several pictures I took at the circle

2801
02:24:38,920 --> 02:24:43,800
But it was the only one I had taken at the circle once we started thinking we were hearing things

2802
02:24:44,200 --> 02:24:46,840
So we saw that shit. We're like, huh?

2803
02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:51,680
So we're like, all right, we get our balls fucking back. We're like, this is fucking cool

2804
02:24:51,840 --> 02:24:56,880
We're not gonna let some stupid ghost push us fucking drove an hour and a half out here

2805
02:24:56,880 --> 02:24:59,760
we're seeing shit like we can't just leave like it felt like

2806
02:25:00,720 --> 02:25:03,320
It felt like we were in the second act of a movie

2807
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:08,520
Yeah, it's like we wanted like, you know, it's there all Tyler was saying for the longest time on the way up

2808
02:25:08,520 --> 02:25:12,240
There's he's like, I don't want you to be disappointed like we can hang out we can fuck around up here

2809
02:25:12,240 --> 02:25:14,560
But there's a really good chance. We're not gonna see a fucking thing

2810
02:25:14,560 --> 02:25:18,760
Yeah, like a lot of times when you go go something you're not gonna find fucking shit

2811
02:25:18,760 --> 02:25:25,080
We could go up there like get like this whole thing not fucking see anything right at all at all

2812
02:25:25,160 --> 02:25:27,980
Yeah, it could be a complete cut like when he went up

2813
02:25:28,480 --> 02:25:30,480
literally nothing happened

2814
02:25:30,760 --> 02:25:32,760
Nothing we just

2815
02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:36,880
Slipped on his ass. Yeah case he slipped on his head. I also slipped up

2816
02:25:36,880 --> 02:25:40,360
He has to yeah, so we're gonna get to the climax of the story right here

2817
02:25:40,360 --> 02:25:44,600
Which freaks me out to this fucking day and Ali Matt can attest to this

2818
02:25:44,720 --> 02:25:48,440
So we're we're fucking going back and I'm like, let's just turn on the fucking spirit box

2819
02:25:48,440 --> 02:25:53,600
Cuz what the fuck's it gonna say that's gonna scare us. We're too ballsy guy. We see people die

2820
02:25:53,800 --> 02:25:55,600
So we aren't in the woods yet

2821
02:25:55,600 --> 02:26:01,320
But we're walking up like the gravel road to the entrance to the trail that leads there

2822
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:08,460
So we're closer to the woods than we are like the chapel and the auditorium and the main buildings and the street lamps and everything

2823
02:26:08,460 --> 02:26:11,560
Like it's still illuminated at night a little bit a little bit

2824
02:26:11,560 --> 02:26:15,080
You have like a couple like safety lamps for the parking lot and shit

2825
02:26:15,200 --> 02:26:20,680
But it's like and like the TVs on the inside of the main building like you're like the new screens

2826
02:26:20,680 --> 02:26:26,320
Yeah, it was like the little visitors center like default home screen that they have on it

2827
02:26:26,320 --> 02:26:29,420
Yeah, but there was no lights on in the building. Yeah, like it was

2828
02:26:30,440 --> 02:26:33,620
Power, but it was very minimal. So we're like, okay

2829
02:26:33,620 --> 02:26:39,360
So I turn on the fucking I turn on the the spirit box and we're like, let's just listen to what's trying to say

2830
02:26:39,360 --> 02:26:41,280
Cuz it's not gonna scare us

2831
02:26:41,280 --> 02:26:48,640
So we're sitting there and then all of a sudden it starts saying metal and I'm like the fuck and I'm actually like really

2832
02:26:48,720 --> 02:26:52,480
Confused he's like metal and it says take off metal

2833
02:26:52,920 --> 02:26:58,440
Take off metal metal take off. No, I said I thought was in cross

2834
02:26:58,720 --> 02:27:02,380
No, it was metal because I was wearing I wasn't wearing a cross. I was wearing the st. Michael metal

2835
02:27:02,380 --> 02:27:07,820
Oh, so I'm like it's talking about my necklace because I have a bishop blessed

2836
02:27:08,380 --> 02:27:15,380
Necklace that I wear all the time. It's a st. Michael metal and I'm like is this what you're talking about and it goes

2837
02:27:15,660 --> 02:27:19,200
Yes, and I'm like, I'm not fucking taking this off

2838
02:27:24,140 --> 02:27:28,640
And I'm like I'm not taking this shit off and then like it went silent for a little bit

2839
02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:33,180
We're still getting to the fucking woods and then it said sever. Yeah, we were yeah

2840
02:27:33,180 --> 02:27:37,060
We were starting to think that maybe we had we're just hearing things

2841
02:27:37,060 --> 02:27:37,420
Yeah

2842
02:27:37,420 --> 02:27:38,100
but

2843
02:27:38,100 --> 02:27:44,140
Tyler was telling the story of like how I was blessed by a bishop or some shit and I I was wearing this thing

2844
02:27:44,140 --> 02:27:49,540
This has been I've worn this the past couple years on and off because I break this thing and it takes me a year to replace

2845
02:27:49,540 --> 02:27:51,660
It I was wearing this but I didn't touch it or anything

2846
02:27:51,660 --> 02:27:54,140
I didn't even think of it because you started talking about the bishop thing

2847
02:27:54,140 --> 02:27:58,980
But just for the purposes of the story I was wearing this and has a cross on it and I'm not super religious

2848
02:27:58,980 --> 02:28:05,120
So so I was sitting there and it said sever and I'm like, yes downswing sever

2849
02:28:05,300 --> 02:28:11,920
But it said sever and I'm like sever what into we were like, oh, okay

2850
02:28:12,660 --> 02:28:19,500
Pieces and I go did it just say sever into pieces and I'm like you didn't make out pieces

2851
02:28:19,500 --> 02:28:25,700
I I heard pieces because you had heard sever and then I I think we both heard into pretty clearly

2852
02:28:25,700 --> 02:28:29,140
Yeah, and then you're like what the fuck did you say? I'm like, I think it said pieces

2853
02:28:29,340 --> 02:28:31,900
Yeah, and at that point I'm like I'm kind of irks

2854
02:28:31,900 --> 02:28:37,780
But at the same point I'm like the fuck's this thing gonna do all it's doing is talking at and then the creepiest fucking thing

2855
02:28:37,780 --> 02:28:41,060
I'm getting goosebumps fucking talking about it. It just goes we

2856
02:28:41,780 --> 02:28:43,340
and I go

2857
02:28:43,340 --> 02:28:45,340
Yeah, it's time to go

2858
02:28:45,340 --> 02:28:52,560
I'm kind of my dad thing knows my fucking name. Yeah, and I'm like it said sever into pieces

2859
02:28:52,660 --> 02:28:54,660
Then it said my name

2860
02:28:55,300 --> 02:29:03,580
And I was like this is confirmed. Yeah, I the Lee I think might have been it. I remember you saying it I

2861
02:29:04,220 --> 02:29:10,020
Personally didn't hear it. I heard we were also talking. Yeah, so I may have talked over it

2862
02:29:10,020 --> 02:29:17,020
I did hear sever into pieces. Well, I heard into pieces. I did not hear the sever that was like I was talking to I was

2863
02:29:17,020 --> 02:29:18,580
like wait, wait, wait, and

2864
02:29:18,580 --> 02:29:22,540
Then like I missed it but like because we were talking during it

2865
02:29:22,540 --> 02:29:27,100
It's not like it's it's saying shit right away. It wasn't like sever into pieces

2866
02:29:27,100 --> 02:29:32,620
It was like sever a solid like 15 seconds or so in between each word

2867
02:29:33,220 --> 02:29:38,240
so we'd be talking during it be like what what did it just say like shit like that, but

2868
02:29:38,240 --> 02:29:40,320
And then but did you hear that bro?

2869
02:29:42,120 --> 02:29:47,920
Bro that definitely sounded like this but like yeah when it said that like I heard it clears day

2870
02:29:47,920 --> 02:29:52,040
That said fucking Lee and I will fucking swear to the day I died that that thing said Lee

2871
02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:55,240
And I was just like I wouldn't doubt it

2872
02:29:55,240 --> 02:30:01,120
I just cannot fact-check it because I personally did not hear it with my own ear because like we were talking but I heard

2873
02:30:01,120 --> 02:30:07,360
It and like and he saw how scared I got at that point. Yeah, you were done. You like you were immediately done

2874
02:30:07,360 --> 02:30:09,920
You stopped walking and I could not get you to take another

2875
02:30:10,440 --> 02:30:12,440
Yeah, I could not get you to take another step

2876
02:30:12,880 --> 02:30:18,000
Well you he wasn't really freaking out. I was just like you were just like you're you because I was like come on

2877
02:30:18,000 --> 02:30:20,820
They're like, let's go back to the campfire. Like let's just see what happens

2878
02:30:20,820 --> 02:30:24,160
Like we drove all the way up here and you're like listen said my name

2879
02:30:25,120 --> 02:30:31,960
No, like I am NOT taking another step up there and every ounce of me wants to run back to the car right now

2880
02:30:32,000 --> 02:30:36,320
Yeah, but like we're not gonna do that, but I'm not fucking going up there

2881
02:30:36,320 --> 02:30:37,880
Yeah, it was like

2882
02:30:37,880 --> 02:30:41,400
Okay, and then I explained to him like sometimes

2883
02:30:42,160 --> 02:30:45,200
You gotta count your fucking you gotta count your fucking chickens

2884
02:30:45,880 --> 02:30:51,440
Well, we had been talking to the whole time cuz like the old time that nothing's going on

2885
02:30:51,440 --> 02:30:56,160
Which was a lot of this like there was probably ten minutes of action throughout this entire thing

2886
02:30:56,160 --> 02:30:58,400
But those ten months of it was ten minutes

2887
02:30:58,400 --> 02:31:01,560
We're fucking horrifying and they gave us shit to talk about the rest of it

2888
02:31:01,560 --> 02:31:04,480
but we're talking about like our beliefs in the supernatural and stuff and

2889
02:31:04,480 --> 02:31:08,240
Both of us kind of agree with the whole thing of like everybody has a door

2890
02:31:08,500 --> 02:31:12,600
You encounter that some people door is creaked open a little bit

2891
02:31:12,600 --> 02:31:18,880
those are the people who can see stuff, but if you try provoking these demons or spirits or just

2892
02:31:19,720 --> 02:31:27,060
Bad beings whatever the fuck you want to call them that opens your door more and then she can follow you and she can follow you

2893
02:31:27,060 --> 02:31:28,800
Home and that's how you get stuff

2894
02:31:28,800 --> 02:31:35,200
Like if you believe in it the rake and stuff like that like that's like you provoked it or something. I know now

2895
02:31:36,400 --> 02:31:40,560
The reason why I got so freaked out is because it said my name it knows you

2896
02:31:41,360 --> 02:31:48,780
And on awesome, that's like already an uncomfortable amount of door opening and that and pretty much in the Bible

2897
02:31:49,240 --> 02:31:53,000
Particularly this is why I got so freaked out your name has power

2898
02:31:53,880 --> 02:31:57,920
Like your name. Yeah, that's why you'd never want to call a demon by its name

2899
02:31:57,920 --> 02:32:03,320
It because it gives it power it makes it remember who it is and it gives it an ego and an identity

2900
02:32:03,320 --> 02:32:10,260
So when you when it when it knows your name, it has that much power that it knows your name, right?

2901
02:32:10,260 --> 02:32:14,680
And since it said my name I was like it knows

2902
02:32:15,360 --> 02:32:21,160
Me but I think it's because also I've been up there enough times and doing this shit enough times where I'm like

2903
02:32:21,400 --> 02:32:23,400
It knows me. Yeah

2904
02:32:23,400 --> 02:32:31,400
Yeah, I think you and me and when we are at the fire circle the first time we thought we heard it say its name

2905
02:32:32,480 --> 02:32:36,920
But then you and me both disagreed on what we thought we heard afterwards

2906
02:32:36,920 --> 02:32:42,400
Yeah, because you're like we can say it but like I'm only gonna say it once and not until we leave and

2907
02:32:42,720 --> 02:32:46,720
We did and I can't remember what we said, but it did not match up with one another

2908
02:32:46,720 --> 02:32:52,760
No, it didn't so I don't know if we can validate that but we did think that we heard and it was a really weird

2909
02:32:52,760 --> 02:32:57,360
Fucking not normal. Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't like a Latin name either

2910
02:32:57,360 --> 02:33:00,480
It was just like really weird kiss Sulu. Yeah

2911
02:33:01,400 --> 02:33:04,760
Beelzebub like no it was something it was like some fucking rain

2912
02:33:04,760 --> 02:33:08,760
It was some random one, but it wasn't like a normal fucking like sounding name

2913
02:33:09,000 --> 02:33:13,580
But the creepiest part was you remember how it felt the entire ride back to the highway

2914
02:33:13,580 --> 02:33:16,840
It felt like something was walking until we turned onto the main road

2915
02:33:16,840 --> 02:33:22,480
It felt like something that we felt the same fucking thing that we did when we were walking down the trail back into the parking lot

2916
02:33:22,480 --> 02:33:28,000
It felt like someone was looking at you like dead through the woods and it didn't feel you were being looked at it felt

2917
02:33:28,000 --> 02:33:33,600
Like you were in the car hairs of like a fucking sniper like you felt like threatened by it

2918
02:33:33,600 --> 02:33:39,480
It wasn't like a I'm looking at you. I see you. It was like I got you in my fucking

2919
02:33:40,160 --> 02:33:42,160
like danger

2920
02:33:42,680 --> 02:33:46,480
Kind of like a fucking like don't fucking come back right thing

2921
02:33:46,480 --> 02:33:51,780
Yeah, I did not I didn't actually feel all that much when we were walking up though

2922
02:33:51,780 --> 02:33:53,780
I was maybe a little bit scared

2923
02:33:54,240 --> 02:33:58,120
Maybe a little bit scared because Tyler was starting to get a little bit more

2924
02:33:58,800 --> 02:34:03,440
Attuned to it. I want to say it too and you were starting to get like a little bit creeped out

2925
02:34:03,440 --> 02:34:07,500
I was like something's here. Yeah, you're just like no we're good

2926
02:34:07,500 --> 02:34:12,660
We're like you think there was no like fucking Tyler meltdown of like you gotta go like no

2927
02:34:12,660 --> 02:34:18,720
It did not go down like it was more like all right. It just said that that fucking creeped me out

2928
02:34:18,720 --> 02:34:23,400
No, we're not going any further like Alex. That's fucking cool

2929
02:34:24,200 --> 02:34:25,320
No

2930
02:34:25,320 --> 02:34:30,680
Like we're going back to the car and we're going home. I've had enough today. Yeah

2931
02:34:31,600 --> 02:34:37,680
Alright like fine Tyler's like really serious about this. We'll go back home. See that's like the thing

2932
02:34:39,840 --> 02:34:42,560
Like taking stuff home like you were saying before

2933
02:34:42,840 --> 02:34:48,500
Yeah, but the thing was once we got out of those woods once we got back on the main road felt normal again

2934
02:34:48,500 --> 02:34:51,360
And then we started going holy fuck. I was crazy

2935
02:34:51,360 --> 02:34:56,120
Yeah, you could take a deep breath cuz it is at that point the feeling it was the same

2936
02:34:56,120 --> 02:35:00,440
It was almost the same feeling as the chapel which was like the chapel didn't really like

2937
02:35:01,360 --> 02:35:04,520
Maybe it did with Tyler, but it didn't give me any like

2938
02:35:05,480 --> 02:35:10,200
It just made me feel normal. Yeah, it was a sanctuary. It wasn't like it made me feel

2939
02:35:10,600 --> 02:35:16,180
Angelic or like anything better than normal. It was just you go from that scared spine chilled

2940
02:35:16,180 --> 02:35:22,300
Freaking the fuck out state to back to like baseline and it's so relaxing

2941
02:35:22,300 --> 02:35:28,980
It's like you just fucking it's like you were standing on hot coals for a half hour and like you you just put your foot

2942
02:35:28,980 --> 02:35:33,700
Yeah, you just got your yeah, you put your feet in water and you can calm the fuck down for a minute

2943
02:35:33,700 --> 02:35:38,340
But and that's exactly how it felt when we got back onto the main road. It was like, oh, huh?

2944
02:35:38,820 --> 02:35:44,100
But like oh we rock we didn't fucking talk till we got back on the main road

2945
02:35:44,100 --> 02:35:49,820
It's like we both kind of look at each other like they're both like the yeah, I feel that too, bro

2946
02:35:49,820 --> 02:35:55,660
I remember I was like Tyler. I feel like it's still fucking there. Yeah, like yeah, I

2947
02:35:56,860 --> 02:36:00,560
Feel it too. Like I'm not I'm like, let's keep fucking going

2948
02:36:00,560 --> 02:36:06,340
It's kind of like I'm like trying to fuck around on my phone to like distract myself at the same time

2949
02:36:06,340 --> 02:36:08,700
I'm just like scrolling through my app pages

2950
02:36:08,700 --> 02:36:15,660
I'm not really doing anything. You're like, okay, you don't have any fucking service cuz you're in the middle of nowhere and I'm like fuck

2951
02:36:16,220 --> 02:36:18,740
I've got a ghost radar up right now while we're talking

2952
02:36:21,740 --> 02:36:24,340
No, you know with the words that come up

2953
02:36:24,860 --> 02:36:31,700
Right. I found it to be like relevant to the conversation. I think it's kind of right now. It says it says pool

2954
02:36:31,700 --> 02:36:37,700
Cool. We did say water talking about Don Juan's full road. God fucking read the rest

2955
02:36:40,740 --> 02:36:49,320
But yeah, so that's like that's not just me that was Ali Mac was there to fucking see this shit like I'm like and like

2956
02:36:50,460 --> 02:36:57,260
Everybody's like I'll fucking do this. I will say Tyler you actually did not attempt to make anything up about this

2957
02:36:57,260 --> 02:37:02,140
No, at least in the time that we spent there. You were very you're very factual

2958
02:37:02,820 --> 02:37:07,140
Like it's it like you don't have to make shit up on the stories that fucking insane

2959
02:37:07,340 --> 02:37:13,020
Yeah, like but like that's what I'm like, dude. That's why I keep wanting to go back

2960
02:37:13,020 --> 02:37:16,080
I want to have another night like that. I want to have another one

2961
02:37:16,080 --> 02:37:19,500
But when there's more people people know where we are type thing

2962
02:37:19,820 --> 02:37:23,640
So just in case anything happens like people knew where we were

2963
02:37:23,640 --> 02:37:27,120
So Tyler, let me ask you this people who have the door closed

2964
02:37:27,760 --> 02:37:34,000
Do you think that if we were present at Silver Bay with people that have the door closed you could still see things

2965
02:37:34,240 --> 02:37:35,320
so

2966
02:37:35,320 --> 02:37:41,880
The door just because closed doesn't mean it can't be opened and I think that if you're there with people who have the door

2967
02:37:41,880 --> 02:37:43,880
opened already

2968
02:37:44,320 --> 02:37:46,400
They can have that door open for themselves

2969
02:37:46,400 --> 02:37:50,960
Oh, I feel like skeptics like hardcore skeptics

2970
02:37:50,960 --> 02:37:57,640
Airbond see anything that was fucking like everybody. Oh my god, everybody's so funny. So the second time we go

2971
02:37:57,640 --> 02:38:00,480
we're using it we're using Tyler's EMF reader and

2972
02:38:01,240 --> 02:38:03,320
We're going to the basement of this gym

2973
02:38:04,520 --> 02:38:07,600
I was all freaked out about the one that he says he hates looking at and

2974
02:38:08,360 --> 02:38:13,200
We're like putting this it's literally just like what I'm assuming is just like a pressure

2975
02:38:13,840 --> 02:38:17,720
Equalization vent for like this completely unfinished basement

2976
02:38:17,720 --> 02:38:21,080
It looks like it's really just a supporting foundation for this gym

2977
02:38:21,080 --> 02:38:25,360
It is the supporting and it's just got like a pipe going through it like through the concrete

2978
02:38:25,360 --> 02:38:29,880
But we saw the dead coming out of it. We thought that it was a fucking like missed form

2979
02:38:29,880 --> 02:38:32,800
yeah, we hold the fucking EMF reader up to it and

2980
02:38:33,560 --> 02:38:35,560
fucking

2981
02:38:36,000 --> 02:38:41,680
Casey I can't remember who's Casey or me or so somebody starts taking a video of it and the EMF

2982
02:38:42,000 --> 02:38:46,240
The EMF reader is like right next to the phone and we're like, oh my god

2983
02:38:46,240 --> 02:38:50,800
It's off the fucking charts like it is in the high right now

2984
02:38:52,160 --> 02:38:54,480
Everybody's kind of like whoa and even air buds like whoa

2985
02:38:55,160 --> 02:38:58,760
Casey I think even for like a split second might have been like

2986
02:39:00,200 --> 02:39:04,040
What's going on? The EMF reader is no joke. Like it's a legitimate instrument

2987
02:39:04,040 --> 02:39:08,800
So like you're getting reader like if you're getting a reading on that something's happening

2988
02:39:08,800 --> 02:39:15,400
And then as soon as whoever it was stopped taking the video and the flashlight went out it just dropped immediately and we're like

2989
02:39:15,400 --> 02:39:17,400
oh

2990
02:39:17,400 --> 02:39:23,160
It was like damn but like it was like I think one of us goes this is the highest readings of the night

2991
02:39:23,160 --> 02:39:27,720
I think you say was either you or me. I'm pretty sure it was you

2992
02:39:27,720 --> 02:39:33,720
Yeah, and then fucking we just made that a joke for fucking super long time. These are the highest readings of the night

2993
02:39:34,160 --> 02:39:37,540
That was the same day of you can only have one mac and cheese

2994
02:39:37,540 --> 02:39:39,540
I don't know if we told the mac and cheese

2995
02:39:46,740 --> 02:39:48,740
Friendly

2996
02:39:48,740 --> 02:39:52,980
Like a quick bite to eat which is me Casey air bud and Tyler and

2997
02:39:53,700 --> 02:39:57,500
Tyler gets two mac and cheeses. I'm like, I didn't even look at the menu

2998
02:39:57,500 --> 02:40:00,860
I'm not that hungry, but I'm like, ah fuck it the Kraft mac and cheese

2999
02:40:00,860 --> 02:40:04,860
I'm like, I'm not that hungry, but I'm like, ah fuck it the Kraft mac and cheese

3000
02:40:04,860 --> 02:40:08,980
I'm not that hungry, but I'm like, ah fuck it the Kraft mac and cheese. Oh, I'm like, yeah, I'll get two

3001
02:40:09,140 --> 02:40:12,260
I'll get two mac and cheese to it Tyler's like no he gets one

3002
02:40:14,660 --> 02:40:20,380
What and then she just accepted what he said and walked away like practically immediately

3003
02:40:22,180 --> 02:40:26,780
No, I want to like she was just gone I'm like, all right, fuck it. I guess I get one

3004
02:40:26,780 --> 02:40:33,260
I really wanted to but like I don't care enough to like make a deal of it

3005
02:40:35,820 --> 02:40:39,700
Then she's gonna come back and she's gonna be like is it fucking one or two like

3006
02:40:42,140 --> 02:40:47,200
That was really funny I forgot about the mac and cheese part said it like a dad like he gets one

3007
02:40:49,260 --> 02:40:56,180
It's like all right kind of wanted to but so like that like nothing really happened that second time like at all

3008
02:40:56,180 --> 02:41:01,460
Like we just kind of sat there. The other thing is that we found like the chair underneath heparon. Yeah

3009
02:41:02,820 --> 02:41:04,420
Sorry

3010
02:41:04,420 --> 02:41:11,140
It's just an ad on this fucking yeah, like heparon like the the the the spooky place up there

3011
02:41:11,660 --> 02:41:15,820
We couldn't get inside but there was like the door underneath it with the chair

3012
02:41:15,940 --> 02:41:23,140
Yeah, and we were just sitting in a chair like bullshit and and then like we went to the auditorium like we all did we found

3013
02:41:23,140 --> 02:41:25,140
the door

3014
02:41:25,140 --> 02:41:29,980
We went to the back of the auditorium and like we fucking did we write stupid shit on the on the whiteboard too

3015
02:41:29,980 --> 02:41:35,540
I can't remember probably I remember there's a piano back there in case he played a little bit

3016
02:41:35,540 --> 02:41:37,940
Yeah, I know like out of tune or some shit

3017
02:41:38,220 --> 02:41:44,740
Yeah, that was funny and like we went into the auditorium dusty like you can tell it hadn't been used in a long time

3018
02:41:44,740 --> 02:41:45,780
Yeah

3019
02:41:45,780 --> 02:41:51,220
So we did that like we went behind the backstage and like the backstage had like fucking that like it had like

3020
02:41:51,220 --> 02:41:56,500
Like a little like enclave for like fucking actors. I guess like it was like a little like thing

3021
02:41:56,500 --> 02:41:59,080
Like we thought that it like went down to the basement or something

3022
02:41:59,080 --> 02:42:03,980
But literally was just like staircases and then there was just a room and it was like a little waiting dressing

3023
02:42:04,780 --> 02:42:07,460
prop room. Yeah, so like we did that

3024
02:42:08,340 --> 02:42:09,580
then

3025
02:42:09,580 --> 02:42:13,820
Casey decided to bust his ass and then Casey's like I don't want to do this anymore

3026
02:42:13,820 --> 02:42:16,700
Yeah, as soon as Casey ate shit Casey could not have given

3027
02:42:16,700 --> 02:42:23,660
Any less of a shit. Casey was done after he ate shit. Casey was kind of feeding into it for a little bit pretending like he

3028
02:42:23,660 --> 02:42:28,260
Believed a tiny bit. We didn't go into that. As soon as he busted his tailbone you're like this is fucking retarded

3029
02:42:28,260 --> 02:42:33,140
There's no fucking ghosts out here. This is the most autistic thing I've done in my entire life

3030
02:42:33,140 --> 02:42:38,120
Yeah, and Airbud is just living it up. He thinks Casey is hysterical

3031
02:42:38,120 --> 02:42:41,820
Dude it was weird. I miss Airbud so much. Who is Airbud?

3032
02:42:41,820 --> 02:42:48,780
Uh John, I don't know if you've ever met John. Yeah, he was a mohawk or yeah, I'm sorry

3033
02:42:50,740 --> 02:42:52,740
Ambulance worker

3034
02:42:52,780 --> 02:42:56,780
I gotta see I dude I still I still talked to Airbud sometimes

3035
02:42:56,780 --> 02:43:01,820
I gotta see if he fucking wants to come on because I fucking married now and like a flight medic, isn't he?

3036
02:43:01,940 --> 02:43:07,980
Or he's doing some shit. He's not married. I don't think he's a pilot. I think he's a pilot. He's truly an Airbud now

3037
02:43:07,980 --> 02:43:09,980
It's fucking bizarre

3038
02:43:09,980 --> 02:43:13,820
But like I'll see if I can talk to him if he wants to come on the podcast

3039
02:43:13,820 --> 02:43:15,980
I'm sure I'm sure he'd love to come on the podcast

3040
02:43:15,980 --> 02:43:20,300
I'm gonna say and then these three could fucking jerk off about fucking planes. Yeah

3041
02:43:21,660 --> 02:43:23,660
Talk to an actual pilot Dan

3042
02:43:24,900 --> 02:43:29,980
You'd be so excited back Wow, what about this the jib the fucking shit?

3043
02:43:29,980 --> 02:43:38,500
I would get a fucking massive boner then a week later fucking Airbud's gonna crash his plane because he did a line of B one

3044
02:43:41,060 --> 02:43:46,380
Yeah, but I'll try to do I'll try to see what I can do I'll talk to you I'll talk to people up there

3045
02:43:47,220 --> 02:43:50,940
If I can get it, we should go. I think it'd be real fun

3046
02:43:50,940 --> 02:43:55,980
We could if we could spend the night even that'd be really fucking cool. I'll get us a fucking nice

3047
02:43:56,100 --> 02:43:58,100
We'll get we'll go to the rooms

3048
02:43:58,100 --> 02:44:02,700
Would you want to do separate rooms or would you all want to sleep? I'm not gonna fucking sleep, bro

3049
02:44:02,700 --> 02:44:04,700
I think we should

3050
02:44:08,580 --> 02:44:15,820
Sleep are you kidding? So I think we would all be I think the one I think you can either do one room or two rooms

3051
02:44:15,820 --> 02:44:21,140
I don't think you could do. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not sleeping in my own room

3052
02:44:21,540 --> 02:44:24,540
I'm all for sleeping there, but that would be a little bit too creepy

3053
02:44:24,540 --> 02:44:30,380
And I'd be too worried about one of you guys trying to fuck with me and I'd kind of want to be fucking with you guys

3054
02:44:30,380 --> 02:44:34,540
But like at the same time, I'm not trying to lose friends because I just get somebody too scared

3055
02:44:35,060 --> 02:44:40,420
So like like we could do that. Normally the bed the rooms have two beds in them like two beds apiece

3056
02:44:40,420 --> 02:44:46,220
But there's also at the end of every hall. There's a two. There's like two rooms that are connected

3057
02:44:46,220 --> 02:44:47,300
So there's like the two beds

3058
02:44:47,300 --> 02:44:52,160
There's the two beds and then there's a doorway that opens between them so we could keep the door open between two rooms

3059
02:44:52,160 --> 02:44:57,240
And we all get killed by the rake and we become fucking

3060
02:44:59,520 --> 02:45:02,600
So that's that's cool, I'll see what we can do

3061
02:45:04,080 --> 02:45:10,280
Go up there do that even if these guys don't want to spend the night. I will so the thing was my dad

3062
02:45:11,160 --> 02:45:13,600
Prior to me did go setting up there

3063
02:45:13,600 --> 02:45:21,140
My dad was the the pioneer of ghost hunting for for going up there for my family and my dad got permission to do

3064
02:45:21,140 --> 02:45:24,540
This last time that's why I'm pretty sure I could get us permission to do it

3065
02:45:24,780 --> 02:45:30,420
But him and a couple of his got his buddies that did like paranormal investigations did shit up there

3066
02:45:32,020 --> 02:45:39,340
But they did get something on record unlike a on the recorder and I want to see if I can find that recorder because it's fucking scary

3067
02:45:39,980 --> 02:45:42,420
What did it say? I'll tell you so my dad

3068
02:45:42,500 --> 02:45:46,500
This was in my dad's room wasn't in anybody else's room because they all slept in separate rooms

3069
02:45:46,500 --> 02:45:52,280
And my dad had a recorder and everybody had a recorder in their room that was just going on like you could hear Mike snoring

3070
02:45:52,280 --> 02:45:54,140
And like moving around and stuff

3071
02:45:54,140 --> 02:45:57,240
But at one point in night, it was like 4 a.m

3072
02:45:58,060 --> 02:46:00,740
My dad was sleeping and in the in the room

3073
02:46:00,740 --> 02:46:05,140
I we have the recorder somewhere and I if I find it I'll bring it

3074
02:46:05,460 --> 02:46:10,300
But it said you just hear a little girl going help me. I'm cold

3075
02:46:10,300 --> 02:46:18,060
Oh my god, and it was it was just that the entire night it was besides like hearing my dad's snore move around and stuff

3076
02:46:19,020 --> 02:46:21,620
You just hear help me. I'm cold

3077
02:46:23,140 --> 02:46:27,020
And that was it that was like that was it. Yeah. No if I hear a little girl

3078
02:46:28,060 --> 02:46:30,740
We're reverting the sleeping thing very quickly

3079
02:46:33,460 --> 02:46:38,860
Tyler get the fuck up. We're leaving. Why are the keys to your fucking car?

3080
02:46:38,860 --> 02:46:41,300
Why is the creepiest thing always a little girl?

3081
02:46:41,300 --> 02:46:46,180
I don't know it's I think it's because it's they're supposed to be innocent something like so innocent

3082
02:46:46,180 --> 02:46:49,740
But there's something like so like sinister behind it. It could also be

3083
02:46:50,500 --> 02:46:58,140
Kid talking. Yeah, it could be exactly. It's something because demons demons or dark spirits particularly are known to mimic

3084
02:46:58,660 --> 02:47:04,040
Children because when you hear a kid, you're like, oh, it's a kid you let your guard down, right?

3085
02:47:04,040 --> 02:47:11,400
Right. So demons will use children's voices to do things, right? Isn't like the whole vibe in here got a lot creepier

3086
02:47:11,400 --> 02:47:13,400
Yeah, I started talking about that

3087
02:47:13,400 --> 02:47:15,400
like it's like it like it was like

3088
02:47:15,400 --> 02:47:21,680
Your loved one or it'll mimic your loved ones because like if I hear a blood curdling scream

3089
02:47:21,680 --> 02:47:27,200
That sounds like my girlfriend. I am going to be lying to it regardless of what I'm not thinking

3090
02:47:27,200 --> 02:47:32,760
It could potentially be a demon. I know I'm thinking like what the fuck is happening to my girlfriend

3091
02:47:32,760 --> 02:47:40,120
Yeah, we did get he also did get a thing and you could see it on the camera because he had like the recorder

3092
02:47:40,240 --> 02:47:42,240
matched up with the camera a

3093
02:47:43,120 --> 02:47:46,280
Voice that came through that was his voice, but it wasn't him talking

3094
02:47:46,840 --> 02:47:50,640
What the fuck? Yeah, it was like and it said help

3095
02:47:52,120 --> 02:47:58,800
And he was like he had so your dad is a cryptid real dad is still sober, right?

3096
02:47:58,800 --> 02:48:01,320
So

3097
02:48:01,320 --> 02:48:06,240
My dad went up with me the first time that we went up like when we did like the the youth retreat type thing

3098
02:48:06,240 --> 02:48:09,600
He was one of the chaperones and he was the one that had the cards and stuff

3099
02:48:09,600 --> 02:48:11,760
But he was the one that found out that it was haunted and shit

3100
02:48:12,200 --> 02:48:16,820
So he had a he had a deck of cards and the last night that we were there

3101
02:48:17,200 --> 02:48:23,880
This is this will be a cool like thing to hang your dad on the pod. I tried he's like they don't want to hear me

3102
02:48:23,880 --> 02:48:28,280
They don't want to hear an old man. Fuck. We should go to your house and fucking have them on

3103
02:48:28,280 --> 02:48:29,600
Yeah

3104
02:48:29,600 --> 02:48:33,580
I'll still try to talk to I've been trying to talk to him to get him to fucking come on

3105
02:48:33,580 --> 02:48:35,520
He's like no one wants to listen to an old man rant

3106
02:48:35,520 --> 02:48:37,120
Yeah, and I'm like, bro

3107
02:48:37,120 --> 02:48:39,720
You have the best ghost stories and I'm like you can make it dude

3108
02:48:39,720 --> 02:48:46,640
My dad has told me these stories probably like well over ten times and every time he tells me I get fucking goosebumps talking about

3109
02:48:47,160 --> 02:48:51,880
Like because like this is light shit compared to what my dad's seen like my dad

3110
02:48:51,880 --> 02:48:58,080
Literally thinks he's paralyzed because of what he's like the ghost shit that he's seen. That was the one fucking

3111
02:48:59,200 --> 02:49:00,920
like a

3112
02:49:00,920 --> 02:49:03,160
Cemetery that yeah, you're yeah

3113
02:49:03,320 --> 02:49:09,560
Yeah, or wasn't your dad like the one that stayed behind in the car or did your dad go in with the owl?

3114
02:49:10,160 --> 02:49:14,160
Yeah. Yeah, my dad was the one that stayed behind because he can't and then they came in

3115
02:49:14,160 --> 02:49:18,240
Yeah, they like they've lost their fucking and they thought it had been like four hours

3116
02:49:18,240 --> 02:49:24,120
But they were gone for like 10 minutes or something. Wait, tell me that I think you might have told that before

3117
02:49:24,120 --> 02:49:27,080
I might have told this before if I have case you could edit it out

3118
02:49:27,080 --> 02:49:31,960
But so my dad was a ghost hunter way before like my dad was a ghost hunter before

3119
02:49:32,440 --> 02:49:38,440
Ghost hunters TV shows came out like he he became super interested in the ghost because of Ghostbusters

3120
02:49:38,440 --> 02:49:42,360
Oh shit. So like he loved that shit. So like my dad

3121
02:49:42,360 --> 02:49:48,960
My dad was super super into ghost hunting like he like went to fucking nuts

3122
02:49:48,960 --> 02:49:55,920
He's hopping paint center like my dad like fucking, you know Pinewoods the super haunted cemetery around here that everybody talks about

3123
02:49:55,920 --> 02:49:56,680
Yeah

3124
02:49:56,680 --> 02:50:01,500
He fucking spent nights in there like the entire night just fucking doing ghost hunting and shit

3125
02:50:01,500 --> 02:50:05,200
He has so much crazy evidence from that place. I got to find a tape recorder

3126
02:50:05,800 --> 02:50:09,300
Literally has a tape recorder of a fucking lady screaming. Where's my baby?

3127
02:50:09,300 --> 02:50:12,840
And he said it sounded like it was coming from the ground. Where's my fucking?

3128
02:50:15,480 --> 02:50:21,800
And like on the recording, you know how you can tell when something's human like when it talks it sounded

3129
02:50:22,920 --> 02:50:29,360
Ethereal it didn't like I can't even fucking I have the recording of it. I I can I heard it

3130
02:50:29,360 --> 02:50:33,720
I've heard the recording of this. It sounds is it is it like clear?

3131
02:50:33,720 --> 02:50:40,480
It's fucking clear his day that shit is so fucking clear that you could fucking ring a bell with it. Oh my god

3132
02:50:40,480 --> 02:50:45,320
Like you will fucking hear that shit the way you described that just freaked me the fuck out

3133
02:50:45,320 --> 02:50:48,960
But he was like he was like that that wasn't the recorder that we had in our hands

3134
02:50:48,960 --> 02:50:53,960
That was the recorder at the beginning of the cemetery because they would always leave three recorders around the cemetery

3135
02:50:54,160 --> 02:50:59,040
That one was at the entrance and it was just as loud as where they were. Oh my god

3136
02:50:59,040 --> 02:51:04,840
He's like it sound it's a blood-curdling scream of a woman screaming. Where's my baby?

3137
02:51:06,360 --> 02:51:08,360
Where's my baby

3138
02:51:08,640 --> 02:51:11,720
And it's like it's multiple times three times

3139
02:51:12,240 --> 02:51:19,080
But the craziest thing was there's a cult that did human sacrifices in that cemetery back in like the 70s

3140
02:51:19,080 --> 02:51:21,080
And they murdered a baby there

3141
02:51:21,560 --> 02:51:23,560
Jesus so I

3142
02:51:24,240 --> 02:51:26,240
found one article of a

3143
02:51:26,240 --> 02:51:30,200
Documented case of that. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god, dude

3144
02:51:31,200 --> 02:51:33,200
The life sign just turned off by itself

3145
02:51:34,000 --> 02:51:36,000
What the fuck?

3146
02:51:36,000 --> 02:51:38,000
What the fuck?

3147
02:51:38,000 --> 02:51:40,000
At least we have the light from Casey's laptop

3148
02:51:40,000 --> 02:51:42,000
I moved my microphone

3149
02:51:43,200 --> 02:51:48,800
But yeah guys if you want to hear the story again on next episode smash that like button

3150
02:51:48,800 --> 02:51:50,800
Send us an email

3151
02:51:50,800 --> 02:51:53,800
on Tidal podcast 73 at gmail.com

3152
02:51:53,800 --> 02:51:59,800
at 73 as in how many times I've begged. I don't think we're done. I was gonna say I wasn't done yet

3153
02:51:59,800 --> 02:52:03,800
Casey are you kicking us out here? Is that what's happening?

3154
02:52:03,800 --> 02:52:07,800
No, because he wanted to hear the ret- he wanted to hear the fucking owl story

3155
02:52:07,800 --> 02:52:12,800
But I just had to give like the preface like that my dad my dad was like one of the original

3156
02:52:13,800 --> 02:52:17,800
Ghost hunters like he did like this shit before it was like on TV or anything

3157
02:52:17,800 --> 02:52:19,800
He did this because he was interested in it

3158
02:52:19,800 --> 02:52:24,800
So I live less than a mile away from the cemetery dude. I wouldn't fuck dude

3159
02:52:24,800 --> 02:52:27,800
I I go ghost hunting and shit like for fun

3160
02:52:27,800 --> 02:52:33,800
I wouldn't go there like because it's like a place out of like fucking Lord of the Rings when you drive by

3161
02:52:33,800 --> 02:52:37,800
Yeah, the church there just is off. God damn. This is fucking scary, dude

3162
02:52:37,800 --> 02:52:42,800
I'm so fucking scared right now. Fix the microphone and get the light on

3163
02:52:42,800 --> 02:52:44,800
Stop trying to cancel us

3164
02:52:44,800 --> 02:52:51,800
So my fucking uh, my uh, my dad speaking of which I got a message from him saying that there's a skunk on our front porch

3165
02:52:51,800 --> 02:52:53,800
And he's being a fat piece of shit again

3166
02:52:53,800 --> 02:52:57,800
So if you come through the garage just go through the if you come home soon, just go through the garage

3167
02:52:57,800 --> 02:53:05,800
He sent me a picture on his phone. He goes he's eating all of the fucking cat's food for the second time tonight in all caps

3168
02:53:05,800 --> 02:53:07,800
He's a fat fucking piece of shit

3169
02:53:08,800 --> 02:53:09,800
Do you have an owl in our cat?

3170
02:53:09,800 --> 02:53:14,800
We're trying to capture a feral cat and domesticate it but he's like he's a greedy retard

3171
02:53:14,800 --> 02:53:19,800
He doesn't even care what I yell at him. He won't leave when you have when he come home go through the garage

3172
02:53:19,800 --> 02:53:22,800
Just be careful because this fat fucking retards on our porch

3173
02:53:25,800 --> 02:53:31,800
So that's like you can see how I talk like my dad yeah, my dad have very similar speaking

3174
02:53:31,800 --> 02:53:36,800
So my dad like he he he went ghost hunting and shit all the time

3175
02:53:36,800 --> 02:53:40,800
So the one night that he didn't go in he goes like he goes

3176
02:53:40,800 --> 02:53:44,800
There's some nights where you go to the ghost hunting and you're like, you just don't go that day

3177
02:53:44,800 --> 02:53:50,800
Like you get there and like something in you like you just have a feeling that tells you not today type

3178
02:53:50,800 --> 02:53:53,800
He's like he's like I've gone ghosting enough times

3179
02:53:53,800 --> 02:53:55,800
This has only happened four times in my life

3180
02:53:55,800 --> 02:54:01,800
But he's like there's some days where he is like that today. Nope. Today's not a day. You're going in too dark

3181
02:54:02,800 --> 02:54:07,800
So he's like, okay and like he went up with like four of his buddies and four of his buddies are like, come on, bro

3182
02:54:07,800 --> 02:54:10,800
He's like I'm fucking paralyzed. I can't run. Oh

3183
02:54:11,800 --> 02:54:16,800
That's even scarier. Yeah, so like that's the funniest thing like when my dad cuz like he's like when I go ghost hunting

3184
02:54:16,800 --> 02:54:18,800
I can't run

3185
02:54:18,800 --> 02:54:20,800
I can't run

3186
02:54:20,800 --> 02:54:25,800
So my dad goes I'm staying in the car today. They're like, all right fucking pussy. We'll go in

3187
02:54:25,800 --> 02:54:31,800
So he just sit in the car and he's like now it was he was waiting in there for two hours in the car

3188
02:54:32,800 --> 02:54:35,800
He's like where the fuck are these guys like he's waiting in the car

3189
02:54:35,800 --> 02:54:38,800
Like this is before cell phones and stuff. So he's just listened to the radio

3190
02:54:38,800 --> 02:54:41,800
Just being like what the fuck's going on? Why are these guys taking so long?

3191
02:54:41,800 --> 02:54:43,800
Cuz normally when you're in the car you're like, I'm not going to go in

3192
02:54:43,800 --> 02:54:45,800
I'm not going to go in

3193
02:54:45,800 --> 02:54:47,800
I'm not going to go in

3194
02:54:47,800 --> 02:54:50,800
I'm not going to go in and see what the fuck's going on. Why are these guys taking so long?

3195
02:54:50,800 --> 02:54:54,800
Cuz normally they'd go in for like an hour and a half walk around the cemetery then come back

3196
02:54:54,800 --> 02:54:56,800
So he's like what the fuck is happening?

3197
02:54:56,800 --> 02:55:01,800
And like he like got to the point like where he was gonna get out of his car and like go in and see where the fuck these guys were

3198
02:55:01,800 --> 02:55:07,800
And then he sees these are four grown men like one of the guys was in the military

3199
02:55:07,800 --> 02:55:14,800
One of the guys is a right head like fucking jacked out of his mind like could punch somebody's fucking lights out with like just a fucking

3200
02:55:14,800 --> 02:55:16,800
Flick of a pinky

3201
02:55:16,800 --> 02:55:19,800
Another guy was in the army and the other guy's a cop

3202
02:55:19,800 --> 02:55:24,800
So these are four guys who you're like these guys don't fucking these guys don't fuck around

3203
02:55:24,800 --> 02:55:30,800
So these four guys come sprinting falling over each other out of the fucking cemetery screaming

3204
02:55:30,800 --> 02:55:38,800
They get into his car like fucking drive and he's like what the fuck happened? They're like we'll tell you on the way fucking drive fast

3205
02:55:38,800 --> 02:55:42,800
So like the cops come he's like no go so he fucking guns it

3206
02:55:42,800 --> 02:55:48,800
They get down and they keep on looking the fucking they keep looking behind them like he's like what the fuck in like

3207
02:55:48,800 --> 02:55:53,800
They're like one of the guys is crying like the guy who went to fucking wars crying because of fucking like he's so scared

3208
02:55:53,800 --> 02:55:58,800
He's like he's like what the fuck happened he goes

3209
02:55:58,800 --> 02:56:04,800
He goes when we went in there and he goes and they and they and this is this is another thing

3210
02:56:04,800 --> 02:56:08,800
He just goes he goes because you guys were in there for two hours that go we were in there for ten minutes

3211
02:56:08,800 --> 02:56:13,800
He goes look at the fucking clock and they all start freaking out even more. He goes we were in there for ten minutes

3212
02:56:13,800 --> 02:56:17,800
They go we were in that cemetery for ten minutes and it's two hours later

3213
02:56:17,800 --> 02:56:23,800
He's like yes, and they all start like they then like all of them start balling. They're like this is this is so fucked up

3214
02:56:23,800 --> 02:56:28,800
They said they got to the back of the cemetery in the cemetery. There's a headless angel statue

3215
02:56:28,800 --> 02:56:33,800
That's like one of like the more active areas of the cemetery. That's pretty famous. You can see pictures of it online

3216
02:56:33,800 --> 02:56:35,800
Yeah, so they go behind the headless angel

3217
02:56:35,800 --> 02:56:40,800
There's like a couple like more tombstones and stuff and they said they see a six foot tall owl

3218
02:56:41,800 --> 02:56:46,560
Sitting on a tombstone like it's head turned like this way like back like not facing them

3219
02:56:46,720 --> 02:56:52,120
There's a six foot tall fucking owl facing this way and then it turned around its fucking head

3220
02:56:52,120 --> 02:56:57,680
You know how like owls turn their head around. Oh my god, and it had glowing yellow eyes and it said

3221
02:56:58,600 --> 02:57:00,800
Answer my riddle and it asked them a riddle

3222
02:57:00,800 --> 02:57:06,000
they need none of them can figure out what the fuck it said to them, but they said it asked them a riddle and

3223
02:57:06,560 --> 02:57:13,520
Then none of them were able to answer it and then it fucking spread its wings and they just start fucking sprinting out of the cemetery

3224
02:57:13,520 --> 02:57:15,520
Oh my god

3225
02:57:16,960 --> 02:57:20,800
That's a headless angel. Yeah, what the fuck man?

3226
02:57:21,560 --> 02:57:27,480
They all confirm the same thing every single one of them and they like I they to this day they confirm that oh

3227
02:57:27,480 --> 02:57:33,560
My god, and these are four grown men who like yeah, that's right and

3228
02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:37,080
Isn't that weird bro?

3229
02:57:37,080 --> 02:57:40,940
Yeah, it's pretty fucking freaky. Yeah, that's it

3230
02:57:40,960 --> 02:57:46,160
Yeah, but there's a thing like they used to they used to be the let the the

3231
02:57:46,560 --> 02:57:50,880
There used to be the legend that the the headless angel would bleed on certain days

3232
02:57:51,300 --> 02:57:54,880
But it had moss that when it got wet would would drip

3233
02:57:54,880 --> 02:58:01,800
So it kind of you can kind of see it on this one like how it's much darker by the neck

3234
02:58:01,800 --> 02:58:07,480
That's what people mistake that for so there's a moss on it that it gets wet it it drips red

3235
02:58:07,480 --> 02:58:13,960
Oh, so people just made the legend that drips blood because you know all that fucking shit, but he's like

3236
02:58:14,480 --> 02:58:19,180
These guys were fucking terrified like he goes like and like you know

3237
02:58:19,180 --> 02:58:22,040
How you can tell when somebody being like fake scared like just like hamming it up

3238
02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:25,040
They these guys were fucking like acts like shaking

3239
02:58:26,080 --> 02:58:30,040
He's like these guys like went to war they were cops. They are fucking right hands

3240
02:58:30,040 --> 02:58:33,700
They fucking like days these guys were fucking like don't fuck around type guys

3241
02:58:34,560 --> 02:58:37,080
And like that shit was fucking like nuts

3242
02:58:39,680 --> 02:58:44,040
Yeah, but just about and he said it had a deep-ass fucking voice like it was like

3243
02:58:45,480 --> 02:58:48,560
But they said like it turned around and it said greetings

3244
02:58:48,560 --> 02:58:54,200
Answer my riddle, and then it said something that none of them can remember to this day and

3245
02:58:55,080 --> 02:59:01,560
Like they're like this owl was like six feet tall on a fucking gravestone, and it turned around and it talked to them

3246
02:59:04,200 --> 02:59:10,200
Dude that's the most fucked up thing. I'm just about I think I've ever heard yeah, so they're like and he is like

3247
02:59:10,620 --> 02:59:15,520
Listen I've known these guys for my entire life, and I can tell when they're fucking around me these guys weren't fucking around

3248
02:59:15,520 --> 02:59:22,500
Oh my god. Yeah, they were fucking they were off their rocker at that point. They were like he's like dude

3249
02:59:23,360 --> 02:59:25,800
Anybody saw us at that point they were all going to the site board

3250
02:59:26,560 --> 02:59:30,600
Wow, dude. I I kind of want to look this up now. Yeah

3251
02:59:31,800 --> 02:59:36,540
But that cemetery is well known for being probably the most haunted area around here

3252
02:59:36,540 --> 02:59:40,840
I also everybody kind of confirms that like I there's this one medic that

3253
02:59:41,520 --> 02:59:43,520
that worked where you work and

3254
02:59:43,520 --> 02:59:45,240
she

3255
02:59:45,240 --> 02:59:51,720
BB Caitlin oh she was super into paranormal stuff. She was always telling stories about that wait healing

3256
02:59:51,720 --> 02:59:54,400
Oh or Caitlin D D oh?

3257
02:59:55,440 --> 03:00:01,560
Fuck I didn't know that we got to get her on here. Oh, did you probably love that she loves aliens and paranormal shit?

3258
03:00:01,560 --> 03:00:07,300
Yeah, I I know I talked to her about conspiracies for a little while. She's my regular partner. I haven't seen her since she left

3259
03:00:07,360 --> 03:00:09,140
Yeah, fuck she's the best

3260
03:00:09,140 --> 03:00:15,160
But yeah, everybody everybody from around here that knows shit about ghosts and stuff agrees that pine woods is the fucking

3261
03:00:15,520 --> 03:00:20,600
The the fucking craziest place around here. I'm looking this up to see if other people have had this

3262
03:00:21,240 --> 03:00:22,760
owl experience

3263
03:00:22,760 --> 03:00:28,060
But the thing is like my dad is like he's like listen man

3264
03:00:28,560 --> 03:00:32,600
When you fuck with things like that they fuck with you, right?

3265
03:00:32,600 --> 03:00:39,760
And he is like he's like I don't care if you ghost hunt. It's fun to do that shit. He goes one place

3266
03:00:39,760 --> 03:00:45,120
I never want you to go with Pinewood Cemetery. Wow he said that yeah, let's go there I

3267
03:00:47,600 --> 03:00:52,240
This place is hard to get into yeah, it's like they keep an eye on it

3268
03:00:53,440 --> 03:00:58,520
You're fucking scared of cops coming to fucking like yeah, they will the cops will fuck

3269
03:00:58,520 --> 03:01:03,080
Yeah, like they they patrol it cuz it's you look this thing up all you'll see if you

3270
03:01:03,600 --> 03:01:08,760
Would cemetery all you're gonna see is haunted stories yet. It's like worldwide known

3271
03:01:10,080 --> 03:01:15,800
It was considered a gate of hell back in the day. Thank you. Yeah, they call the gates to the place the gates of hell

3272
03:01:16,760 --> 03:01:20,140
Or some people call that headless angel statue the gates of hell

3273
03:01:20,140 --> 03:01:26,500
But there's a bunch of cult activity and stuff there back in like the 70s and 60s like during like the actual satanic panic

3274
03:01:26,500 --> 03:01:28,500
Like they actually did do cult shit there

3275
03:01:30,200 --> 03:01:32,480
But I can't find anything like

3276
03:01:33,200 --> 03:01:35,960
Nobody's been buried in there since 2005 either

3277
03:01:36,640 --> 03:01:44,860
Yeah, they like it's just under patrol like it's like who the fuck wants to be buried in a cemetery that is known for being

3278
03:01:45,080 --> 03:01:49,600
haunted like so here's the craziest part of that entire cemetery because my dad

3279
03:01:49,600 --> 03:01:56,360
when he was in college he had to do like research at the Historical Society because he was doing a history degree and

3280
03:01:57,200 --> 03:01:59,200
He got the actual

3281
03:02:00,640 --> 03:02:07,320
Physical documents of the planning of the cemetery and he said the cemetery and he took a picture of it

3282
03:02:07,320 --> 03:02:12,800
I could I gotta see if I can fucking get him to send me that picture the cemetery is literally shaped

3283
03:02:13,560 --> 03:02:15,480
like this

3284
03:02:15,480 --> 03:02:17,480
big circle

3285
03:02:17,480 --> 03:02:18,800
one

3286
03:02:18,800 --> 03:02:24,520
Road that goes off like this one road that goes off like this one road that goes off like this

3287
03:02:24,960 --> 03:02:29,760
One road that goes off like that like that and like that. What does that look like to you?

3288
03:02:29,760 --> 03:02:33,080
I'm assuming you just drew a pentagram without me looking but

3289
03:02:34,000 --> 03:02:38,760
Devil's devil head it has three horns coming off of each side equaling six

3290
03:02:39,640 --> 03:02:43,040
Jesus and let's look at it on Google Maps. What's it called now?

3291
03:02:43,600 --> 03:02:45,840
Forest Park Forest Park cemetery

3292
03:02:45,840 --> 03:02:52,840
But on the actual things it was supposed to be the rich people cemetery of Brunswick like that's what it was originally supposed to be

3293
03:02:52,840 --> 03:02:59,840
Yeah, because they were trying to I'm reading into the history of it now a businessman from the city came up here and bought the plot of land

3294
03:02:59,840 --> 03:03:02,840
Trying to compete with Oakwood Cemetery, which is next

3295
03:03:03,360 --> 03:03:07,560
It's practically next door. It's not on as good of a spot of land though

3296
03:03:07,560 --> 03:03:11,360
Like yeah, like Pinewoods is way closer to the city of Troy

3297
03:03:11,360 --> 03:03:16,120
Yeah, and in 1916 a buffalo man by the name of Harold Hubbard horn

3298
03:03:17,640 --> 03:03:23,920
Was visiting with his girlfriend not much is known about the details of what happened all that is certain is that the man died in the

3299
03:03:23,920 --> 03:03:29,800
Cemetery from a gunshot wound to the head. Whoa, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a suspected suicide

3300
03:03:31,200 --> 03:03:33,200
So he was a star this darkness

3301
03:03:33,840 --> 03:03:40,040
Some say that he and his girlfriend parked their car at the entrance and spent the night talking at some point

3302
03:03:40,040 --> 03:03:43,960
The girlfriend fell asleep and when she awoke she had found that he had shot himself in the head

3303
03:03:44,360 --> 03:03:47,320
Others say that she woke up to find him hanging from a tree

3304
03:03:49,040 --> 03:03:54,040
So the only the guy who built the cemetery is fucking killed himself in the cemetery

3305
03:03:54,760 --> 03:03:59,160
So this guy so there was also there was also several cases of people

3306
03:04:00,040 --> 03:04:07,120
Burying people on the plot of land prior to it officially becoming a cemetery, which I find is kind of bizarre

3307
03:04:07,120 --> 03:04:12,440
I mean it is a beautiful plot of land. It overlooks the whole city more or less, but so

3308
03:04:13,120 --> 03:04:18,720
That's the thing in the like also in the in the in the in the plans for it

3309
03:04:19,720 --> 03:04:26,640
There's four parts of the cemetery. There's a king part. There is a queen part. There is a rook part and there's a bishop part

3310
03:04:27,520 --> 03:04:30,120
It was supposed to be split off like a chessboard

3311
03:04:31,840 --> 03:04:33,840
Which so strange

3312
03:04:33,840 --> 03:04:38,320
Which isn't like a crazy like like like ghosts weird thing

3313
03:04:38,320 --> 03:04:42,320
It's just weird that it's split up like a chessboard and

3314
03:04:43,200 --> 03:04:50,240
It was supposed to be a white king a black queen a black knight or a black rook and a white bishop

3315
03:04:52,320 --> 03:04:57,280
Because if you look at the things they were they were based in that and it was supposed to be based on your fucking

3316
03:04:57,520 --> 03:05:01,760
Economic class the Kings would be the rich people the Queens would be their wives

3317
03:05:01,760 --> 03:05:07,520
the rooks could be normal people and the bishops would be people of the church

3318
03:05:08,160 --> 03:05:10,160
That were buried there

3319
03:05:12,160 --> 03:05:14,160
Yeah, there's some people

3320
03:05:14,880 --> 03:05:17,040
Somebody wrote on one of my visits

3321
03:05:17,040 --> 03:05:23,840
I had the very unsettling experience of realizing that my phone which had been fully charged just moments earlier died as soon as I passed

3322
03:05:23,840 --> 03:05:28,000
Through the gates of the cemetery. I can find no logical explanation for that

3323
03:05:28,000 --> 03:05:33,520
Why this would have occurred apparently however, I am not alone according to many others the same thing has happened to them

3324
03:05:33,520 --> 03:05:37,520
Oh my god in the middle of the cemetery. There's a giant mausoleum

3325
03:05:38,560 --> 03:05:41,760
Like it's and the Vatican themselves

3326
03:05:42,480 --> 03:05:45,600
Went there after the cemetery closed down

3327
03:05:46,160 --> 03:05:50,240
Because in the middle of it there used to be a prism

3328
03:05:51,040 --> 03:05:55,680
So when the sun would hit this prism it would make very very

3329
03:05:55,680 --> 03:05:59,680
very weird shapes of light that hit the walls

3330
03:06:00,960 --> 03:06:05,840
But when after after the the cemetery closed down

3331
03:06:06,400 --> 03:06:08,400
The prism was still there

3332
03:06:09,200 --> 03:06:14,960
But the story is I've this isn't confirmed legend, but the story is the Vatican took the prism

3333
03:06:16,080 --> 03:06:20,720
What yeah, like there's a weird prism that was in the middle of the mausoleum

3334
03:06:20,720 --> 03:06:27,280
So when you walked in when the sun hit it, it would do weird lights on like the wall in like a really weird like way

3335
03:06:27,760 --> 03:06:34,640
And when the Vatican went in there because the Vatican got word of how fucked up the cemetery was

3336
03:06:35,280 --> 03:06:36,160
and

3337
03:06:36,160 --> 03:06:39,600
I can I could only find like a couple articles of the Vatican going there

3338
03:06:39,600 --> 03:06:45,840
But it's pretty much like I think the record had like one about it like at like back in like the 90s or something

3339
03:06:45,840 --> 03:06:51,200
But like it wasn't like the pope came it was like people who worked for the Vatican came to the cemetery

3340
03:06:51,680 --> 03:06:58,640
And there used to be like this prism thing in the middle of the of the cemetery and after the Vatican was was there it was gone

3341
03:06:58,960 --> 03:07:00,960
So they took it out for some reason

3342
03:07:01,280 --> 03:07:07,440
That's what the legend is that the Vatican took whatever that was it might have been a dark artifact or something that was that was

3343
03:07:07,920 --> 03:07:09,440
Doing something

3344
03:07:09,440 --> 03:07:12,880
But it was literally unlike the like the the paranormal

3345
03:07:12,880 --> 03:07:19,440
World like thing it was considered one of the gates of hell. There's stole kansas. There's pinewood cemetery. There's a cemetery in

3346
03:07:20,560 --> 03:07:22,560
I think arkansas

3347
03:07:23,600 --> 03:07:29,760
No, arkansas still kansas, uh, there's still kansas. There's arkansas. There's the pinewood cemetery in um

3348
03:07:30,480 --> 03:07:32,960
in brunswick then there is um

3349
03:07:34,640 --> 03:07:36,640
death valley in um

3350
03:07:37,360 --> 03:07:38,320
in uh

3351
03:07:38,320 --> 03:07:40,320
Arizona, I think death valley is an area

3352
03:07:40,320 --> 03:07:46,240
And then there is one place in texas, but there's five of them in america that were considered the gates of hell in america

3353
03:07:47,120 --> 03:07:48,000
and

3354
03:07:48,000 --> 03:07:51,920
In order to be on that fucking list there has to be some fucked shit

3355
03:07:52,640 --> 03:07:58,800
You know like out of all the places that are haunted all the places that are haunted if you get labeled as a fucking gate of hell

3356
03:07:59,840 --> 03:08:05,760
That's that's something i'm gonna look that up and see if like that pops up when you type when you type in it says it on

3357
03:08:05,760 --> 03:08:07,760
the wikipedia, but

3358
03:08:07,760 --> 03:08:09,760
That's a gate of hell. Yeah

3359
03:08:09,920 --> 03:08:14,800
That's its nickname common like earthen legend because it's technically called forest park

3360
03:08:14,800 --> 03:08:19,520
But because it's on pinewood road everybody calls it. Yeah, it's on pinewoods avenue

3361
03:08:20,080 --> 03:08:23,520
Yeah on the way on the way northbound out of troy

3362
03:08:24,080 --> 03:08:31,440
Yeah, so they basically they're calling it pinewoods because oakwood is on oakwood ave and pinewoods is on pinewoods ave

3363
03:08:31,920 --> 03:08:34,000
But it's technically called forest park cemetery

3364
03:08:34,000 --> 03:08:41,360
Wow, yeah, it's a it's just like a creepy fucking thing. They used to do tours of it, but they they haven't done them in years

3365
03:08:42,080 --> 03:08:45,760
Your dad said don't ever go there. My dad is a very

3366
03:08:46,320 --> 03:08:52,240
Like serious guy like my dad's not like me and like how i'm a like jokey like jovial kind of guy

3367
03:08:52,240 --> 03:08:59,920
My dad's a very stoic like like guy and he's like listen. I know you like ghost hunting. I know you like doing that shit

3368
03:08:59,920 --> 03:09:06,080
He's like pinewood cemeteries not to be fucked with they don't have a total number of graves

3369
03:09:06,080 --> 03:09:08,640
It's just an estimate because of how old it is

3370
03:09:09,200 --> 03:09:16,160
There's a there's an estimated 1400 graves there and also that uh that headless angel statue

3371
03:09:16,720 --> 03:09:22,080
Is not in like any of the grave plot areas. It's just kind of in the woods

3372
03:09:22,400 --> 03:09:26,080
Yeah, and it's it's not on its own. There's other statues

3373
03:09:26,080 --> 03:09:32,160
There that aren't fucked up, but it's just far away from everything else for no real reason

3374
03:09:32,480 --> 03:09:37,840
So there's another story that my dad told me and this one wasn't like on the fucking like records and stuff

3375
03:09:37,840 --> 03:09:42,320
This is just something that he's experienced there is that there's a tree there

3376
03:09:43,040 --> 03:09:47,760
And it's a tree that has four trees that are three trees that are twisted into one

3377
03:09:48,880 --> 03:09:50,880
He always called it the witching tree because

3378
03:09:51,520 --> 03:09:52,720
in

3379
03:09:52,720 --> 03:09:54,720
wiccan lore

3380
03:09:54,800 --> 03:09:56,800
Trees have power

3381
03:09:56,800 --> 03:10:00,320
Like witches use trees like for their rituals and stuff

3382
03:10:00,800 --> 03:10:06,320
Oh shit, I just got to cut you off. I'm super quick. Sorry. Yeah, brunswick historical society does a

3383
03:10:07,360 --> 03:10:09,360
annual walking tour throughout

3384
03:10:10,000 --> 03:10:13,760
The cemetery once a year and it's usually in october

3385
03:10:14,080 --> 03:10:18,960
I can't find one for this year, but they did one last year in october 22 2022

3386
03:10:18,960 --> 03:10:23,520
October 22nd, that's like really close to halloween. Yeah, that's why they're doing it. Yeah

3387
03:10:24,240 --> 03:10:27,680
No shit, i'm gonna call the number for this tomorrow and see if uh

3388
03:10:28,320 --> 03:10:30,880
They're doing it this year and they just haven't updated the website

3389
03:10:30,880 --> 03:10:34,160
So the the tree in there is twisted

3390
03:10:34,880 --> 03:10:40,960
And it's three trees formed into one and there's three trunks that are twisted around each other like this like a spiral

3391
03:10:41,760 --> 03:10:45,040
So if you know something about um demonic entities

3392
03:10:45,040 --> 03:10:48,800
And shit is that they always mock the trinity with threes or sixes

3393
03:10:51,200 --> 03:10:57,760
Because they they they if you always see like people who get scratched like in demonic haunting and stuff

3394
03:10:57,760 --> 03:10:58,960
It's always three

3395
03:10:58,960 --> 03:11:05,360
Right because they're mocking the father son and the holy spirit remind me to tell you a story about that related to pinewood

3396
03:11:05,920 --> 03:11:06,880
Okay

3397
03:11:06,880 --> 03:11:08,080
um, but

3398
03:11:08,080 --> 03:11:10,960
The the three trees are intertwined together

3399
03:11:10,960 --> 03:11:14,880
And he said there is always fucked up shit that happened at that tree. He's like

3400
03:11:15,520 --> 03:11:21,040
Like he goes, I don't know where the cult killed the kids there, but there was a cult that killed babies and shit there

3401
03:11:21,680 --> 03:11:26,000
He goes, I think it was at that tree because that tree's fucked up. Oh my god

3402
03:11:26,240 --> 03:11:32,400
So tell me about what you what you had there. No that one. Um, the medic I was telling you about that, uh

3403
03:11:33,120 --> 03:11:35,120
Was talking about pinewood

3404
03:11:35,920 --> 03:11:36,880
uh

3405
03:11:36,880 --> 03:11:38,880
She said that she was talking about

3406
03:11:38,880 --> 03:11:40,640
Pinewood, uh

3407
03:11:40,640 --> 03:11:42,640
she said that like I

3408
03:11:43,120 --> 03:11:46,080
Don't quote me on this but basically the story was that they went there

3409
03:11:46,800 --> 03:11:52,960
And the next day they had stigmata or whatever like scratches scratches on the back

3410
03:11:53,520 --> 03:11:55,520
And shit, you know

3411
03:11:56,160 --> 03:12:02,960
With the with the holes or like the bleeding out of like the parts here the stigmata is is is the holes

3412
03:12:03,360 --> 03:12:06,400
Well, she said you'll have to confirm this with her

3413
03:12:06,400 --> 03:12:11,120
I think she said it was like on one of her friend's backs. It looked like you could see the five

3414
03:12:11,680 --> 03:12:14,880
Like like fingernails. Yeah scratches down their back

3415
03:12:15,520 --> 03:12:19,680
And then nothing had happened. They didn't that's interesting. They didn't get scratched by anything

3416
03:12:19,680 --> 03:12:23,440
But you could see that like like deep like bad scratches

3417
03:12:24,160 --> 03:12:27,920
I've only gotten scratched once during an investigation

3418
03:12:28,720 --> 03:12:29,920
and

3419
03:12:29,920 --> 03:12:32,480
It was on the back of my leg for whatever reason

3420
03:12:32,480 --> 03:12:39,120
But like I got like three deep like gouges in my back that I actually still have a scar from but it's kind of hidden my hair

3421
03:12:40,160 --> 03:12:45,280
Um, let me see if I can fucking find it. It's like right on the back like near my calf here

3422
03:12:46,240 --> 03:12:51,520
Um, but there's like three marks that like looked like someone dug into my leg like that

3423
03:12:52,160 --> 03:12:54,240
I didn't hit anything. It didn't do anything like that

3424
03:12:54,240 --> 03:12:58,880
I got home and realized that my leg was bleeding and i'm like fuck or like it was like

3425
03:12:58,880 --> 03:13:02,720
You know like that dried blood like thing where you're like like you're rubbing and you're like what the fuck is that?

3426
03:13:02,720 --> 03:13:06,800
And you kind of like look at it and you have like a cut there. I have three little scratches down my leg

3427
03:13:07,520 --> 03:13:09,520
Damn. Oh, they are doing it

3428
03:13:10,160 --> 03:13:13,920
They are doing it this year saturday, october 21st 2023

3429
03:13:14,720 --> 03:13:18,320
What time because I work 1 2 3 pm. I'm gonna call out a sick

3430
03:13:18,320 --> 03:13:22,560
I'm gonna call out a work sick that day mike if you're listening to this don't rat me out

3431
03:13:24,160 --> 03:13:26,560
Please don't fucking train man rot you out

3432
03:13:26,560 --> 03:13:31,200
But um, yeah pine woods is something let's see if we can get boat boy to come with us

3433
03:13:32,080 --> 03:13:34,080
To what?

3434
03:13:34,720 --> 03:13:37,040
Well, I want to do this walkthrough

3435
03:13:37,600 --> 03:13:43,040
If you guys can't do this i'm gonna fucking do this because this sounds like a badass thing to do

3436
03:13:43,520 --> 03:13:47,040
But forest park cemetery annual walking tour 2023

3437
03:13:50,400 --> 03:13:53,040
That's so badass I can't wait to do this

3438
03:13:53,040 --> 03:13:54,720
Do you have to like check in or something?

3439
03:13:54,720 --> 03:13:57,920
You got you got to register for it, but it's free. Okay

3440
03:13:58,880 --> 03:14:02,080
I'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna force a shit ton of people there and it's the daytime

3441
03:14:02,080 --> 03:14:04,400
You know, yeah, i'm gonna drag my girlfriend to that for sure

3442
03:14:05,440 --> 03:14:08,640
She's if you guys can't come i'm i'm yanking her with me

3443
03:14:09,120 --> 03:14:12,320
I'll see i'll see if I can get the day off or if I can trade it for something else

3444
03:14:12,320 --> 03:14:15,200
But if you want to come ghost hunting with us

3445
03:14:16,480 --> 03:14:18,480
Email us

3446
03:14:18,480 --> 03:14:20,480
You can come ghost hunting with us

3447
03:14:20,480 --> 03:14:23,200
Hey, what does bring you just so long as you're not like a fucking weirdo

3448
03:14:23,200 --> 03:14:25,200
I'll take any fans

3449
03:14:25,760 --> 03:14:27,200
Okay

3450
03:14:27,200 --> 03:14:30,240
Yeah, except for like so I know a code changer

3451
03:14:30,240 --> 03:14:34,400
I know we got us four that would want to go to silver bay for for for ghost hunting

3452
03:14:34,400 --> 03:14:36,400
You know anybody else that would want to come with you?

3453
03:14:38,240 --> 03:14:40,240
Um

3454
03:14:40,240 --> 03:14:43,440
Dude, you know who would love it is that fucking medic we should ask her

3455
03:14:44,640 --> 03:14:50,960
We should yeah, we should she'd be fucking down dude. I was gonna say I haven't talked to her in forever. I like george

3456
03:14:50,960 --> 03:14:52,960
Yeah, um

3457
03:14:53,440 --> 03:14:58,320
I think queens queensbury that's still close. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty close. It's pretty close

3458
03:14:59,280 --> 03:15:03,760
Um, but yeah, I I think that that'd actually be a pretty good halloween episode

3459
03:15:04,560 --> 03:15:10,240
Uh, yeah doing that because we could actually bring this shit with us and we could do a podcast

3460
03:15:10,960 --> 03:15:12,960
In the haunted gym

3461
03:15:13,520 --> 03:15:19,280
Because they have power they have all that shit we could fucking actually set this shit up

3462
03:15:19,280 --> 03:15:22,800
And in a haunted place do a podcast from there

3463
03:15:23,600 --> 03:15:28,960
And then do ghost hunting or do ghost hunting first then do a podcast from the haunted place

3464
03:15:29,520 --> 03:15:31,520
Yeah, find a really way to record it

3465
03:15:33,360 --> 03:15:35,360
I think that'd be cool

3466
03:15:35,360 --> 03:15:39,200
Yeah, for sure. Casey is doing everything he can to just fucking wrap this

3467
03:15:39,200 --> 03:15:41,200
I know he's like he's taking a long inhale

3468
03:15:42,720 --> 03:15:44,720
He can tell he was like all right

3469
03:15:44,720 --> 03:15:50,480
He can tell he was like all right, no, no i'm sure i'm sure uh

3470
03:15:51,520 --> 03:15:55,200
We our listeners appreciate the ghost hunting stories

3471
03:15:56,080 --> 03:16:00,320
Especially especially the reiteration. Yes. Yes the reiteration

3472
03:16:01,600 --> 03:16:06,880
Casey just doesn't believe in any it doesn't matter if you miss an episode because we tell each story 10 times

3473
03:16:06,880 --> 03:16:14,880
But it's still fun to tell every time god damn it I still get goosebumps telling the story

3474
03:16:14,960 --> 03:16:20,240
Yeah, I will always with silver bay because it was just fucking creepy. There's no other way around it

3475
03:16:20,320 --> 03:16:24,400
I'd like to have experience where that's the thing. I'd sign up for the fucking pinewood

3476
03:16:26,480 --> 03:16:31,680
I'm going to it. Hopefully hopefully we'll get some real real experiences because I want to see like

3477
03:16:31,680 --> 03:16:37,040
I want like real world proof. That shit's real. I want to I that's why I want to bring you

3478
03:16:38,320 --> 03:16:41,040
You're not gonna bring anything home. I'll bless you before you go

3479
03:16:42,080 --> 03:16:43,760
Yeah, we'll just have a

3480
03:16:43,760 --> 03:16:45,760
exorcism in my basement

3481
03:16:46,320 --> 03:16:52,000
The power of christ compels that you make your mother's ex-gang in the holiday mother fucking christ

3482
03:16:54,560 --> 03:16:59,440
Yeah, yeah i'm registering for this thing right now does anybody want to come to this or no

3483
03:16:59,440 --> 03:17:01,600
I'd want to come but I gotta get a day off

3484
03:17:05,600 --> 03:17:13,360
How's your dad feel about you going to that tyler I wouldn't tell him you probably wouldn't be wouldn't be okay with it no

3485
03:17:15,840 --> 03:17:19,120
But i'm assuming when there's like that many people there he'd be like whatever

3486
03:17:19,280 --> 03:17:22,800
He's like there's a shit ton of people most of the time if there's a shit ton of people nothing's gonna happen

3487
03:17:23,040 --> 03:17:27,600
Right. That's why ghost hunting crews have to be relatively small like one to

3488
03:17:27,600 --> 03:17:31,120
six people is i'd say is like the the prime numbers to go with

3489
03:17:32,160 --> 03:17:35,600
Um, basically however many people you can fit to like a standard car

3490
03:17:36,160 --> 03:17:40,160
Like that's a pretty good number like five people is a pretty good number to to have

3491
03:17:40,880 --> 03:17:43,120
Uh, because once you start getting above five

3492
03:17:44,880 --> 03:17:46,880
You're getting too many people in one area

3493
03:17:48,720 --> 03:17:52,000
We could do something where I don't know if you guys

3494
03:17:52,000 --> 03:17:57,360
Registered if there's too many people it's like less likely to have any activity so

3495
03:17:57,760 --> 03:18:01,760
I did have an idea and I don't know if you guys would like this but

3496
03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:09,360
When we go if if we get permission to go up there and we do go ghost hunting one of us could stay in the circle

3497
03:18:10,800 --> 03:18:12,800
One of us could stay in the gym

3498
03:18:13,360 --> 03:18:19,760
One of us could stay over by the auditorium and this is a big promise to me when we don't even know if we're allowed to do it yet

3499
03:18:19,760 --> 03:18:25,600
I'm pretty sure I can get I'm not staying anywhere by myself, dude. Yeah, i'm not doing that either. You're not gonna stay by yourself

3500
03:18:25,600 --> 03:18:30,480
No, no, I'd be fine with the attached rooms. I'd be fine with two rooms, but no i'm not fucking no

3501
03:18:30,480 --> 03:18:36,160
I'm not staying alone. I i'd be too concerned when he was gonna fuck with me. No, we'd all have walkie talkies

3502
03:18:37,280 --> 03:18:43,040
Um, I'd make sure that he's like he's like trying to set up a situation where we get fucking no

3503
03:18:43,680 --> 03:18:46,720
Hey buddy, you're not you're not convincing me on this. This is a hard

3504
03:18:46,720 --> 03:18:49,920
So you'd want to be in a group the entire time? Yes

3505
03:18:50,640 --> 03:18:52,640
Yes, I would

3506
03:18:52,640 --> 03:18:54,640
Alright, okay

3507
03:18:56,640 --> 03:18:58,640
Yeah, you're gonna stay here alone in the dark

3508
03:19:00,640 --> 03:19:02,640
Three buildings away from me

3509
03:19:04,640 --> 03:19:06,640
I'm gonna fucking drain the battery on your cell phone

3510
03:19:06,640 --> 03:19:08,640
Yeah, oh my god

3511
03:19:08,640 --> 03:19:10,640
I still think that that uh

3512
03:19:10,640 --> 03:19:13,680
I'll talk to him see what I can do, but i'm pretty sure I could get this done

3513
03:19:13,680 --> 03:19:15,680
If I can get this done

3514
03:19:15,680 --> 03:19:17,680
You guys have on. Oh, yeah ghost hunting

3515
03:19:17,680 --> 03:19:25,680
But you don't want to ghost hunting 3000. I have like the biggest decaf option with this fucking cemetery tour

3516
03:19:25,680 --> 03:19:31,680
Decaf option. What do you mean? I mean, it's a big cemetery tour the picture for this thing shows like 30 people

3517
03:19:31,680 --> 03:19:37,680
Yeah, like you can tell there's people that want this fucking thing. It's run by the historical society

3518
03:19:37,680 --> 03:19:43,680
Apparently they threatened to stop doing these at the end of 2015 and now there's been like a cult following

3519
03:19:43,680 --> 03:19:45,680
Like people love doing it every year

3520
03:19:45,680 --> 03:19:49,680
Why do they threaten to stop? Because too many people were trying to break in

3521
03:19:49,680 --> 03:19:53,680
Well, no, no, it was uh, it's actually just because it's a fucking historical society and they don't get any money

3522
03:19:53,680 --> 03:19:57,680
And then people once they're like, hey, we're gonna close down if we don't make some money

3523
03:19:57,680 --> 03:19:59,680
They got donations and it's gone every year since then now

3524
03:19:59,680 --> 03:20:05,680
So it's like even the tour is uh, probably 20 plus years running so

3525
03:20:05,680 --> 03:20:07,680
I'm excited to fucking see it

3526
03:20:07,680 --> 03:20:14,680
And they said they show like documentation of stuff. They talk about the haunting stuff. So I'm fucking pumped for this thing

3527
03:20:14,680 --> 03:20:16,680
Yeah, I'm gonna get some

3528
03:20:16,680 --> 03:20:19,680
Send an email of that link to the pot to the group chat

3529
03:20:19,680 --> 03:20:25,680
I'm not sending it to untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. That's our that's our viewers

3530
03:20:25,680 --> 03:20:27,680
Yeah, did you check the mail? Yeah

3531
03:20:27,680 --> 03:20:29,680
I did. Yeah, I checked it. We didn't get shit

3532
03:20:29,680 --> 03:20:31,680
What the fuck?

3533
03:20:31,680 --> 03:20:33,680
That was a fucking email

3534
03:20:33,680 --> 03:20:35,680
Yeah, I checked it

3535
03:20:35,680 --> 03:20:37,680
That was a fucking email

3536
03:20:37,680 --> 03:20:39,680
Yeah

3537
03:20:39,680 --> 03:20:41,680
But uh, yeah, send me send me that

3538
03:20:41,680 --> 03:20:45,680
I'll register for it. I might not be able to go but I'll register to go

3539
03:20:45,680 --> 03:20:49,680
If I can get the day off, I'll do it

3540
03:20:49,680 --> 03:20:51,680
Because that'd be kind of cool

3541
03:20:51,680 --> 03:20:53,680
I never been in there and uh

3542
03:20:53,680 --> 03:20:59,680
Enough shit having my family in there that having a decent amount of people there

3543
03:20:59,680 --> 03:21:01,680
I'd feel a lot safer, I guess

3544
03:21:01,680 --> 03:21:03,680
Yeah

3545
03:21:03,680 --> 03:21:05,680
Um, yeah

3546
03:21:05,680 --> 03:21:07,680
I uh

3547
03:21:07,680 --> 03:21:09,680
I think that uh, I can get us to do that

3548
03:21:09,680 --> 03:21:11,680
If I can get us into that uh, if I can get us into silver bay

3549
03:21:11,680 --> 03:21:13,680
We'll do that

3550
03:21:13,680 --> 03:21:15,680
Alright, sounds good

3551
03:21:15,680 --> 03:21:17,680
Alright

3552
03:21:17,680 --> 03:21:19,680
Like us on X and Facebook

3553
03:21:19,680 --> 03:21:21,680
And uh, you know

3554
03:21:21,680 --> 03:21:23,680
Try to email us I guess

3555
03:21:23,680 --> 03:21:25,680
Stupid as shit

3556
03:21:25,680 --> 03:21:27,680
Fucking how do they call Twitter X now?

3557
03:21:27,680 --> 03:21:29,680
Fucking no one

3558
03:21:29,680 --> 03:21:31,680
I don't mind

3559
03:21:31,680 --> 03:21:33,680
It's just unnecessary

3560
03:21:33,680 --> 03:21:35,680
Big plans, Kellen, for episode 50

3561
03:21:35,680 --> 03:21:37,680
We'll see what happens

3562
03:21:37,680 --> 03:21:39,680
Listen, here's what I want you to do this week

3563
03:21:39,680 --> 03:21:41,680
Send us an email and uh, also

3564
03:21:41,680 --> 03:21:43,680
Be kind to yourself

3565
03:21:43,680 --> 03:21:45,680
If you, hold on

3566
03:21:45,680 --> 03:21:47,680
If you send us an email

3567
03:21:47,680 --> 03:21:49,680
If you send us an email

3568
03:21:49,680 --> 03:21:51,680
We'll invite you to the ghost hunting

3569
03:21:51,680 --> 03:21:53,680
There's a chance to win

3570
03:21:53,680 --> 03:21:55,680
Five thousand dollars

3571
03:21:55,680 --> 03:21:57,680
Guys

3572
03:21:57,680 --> 03:21:59,680
I'm not putting that in that

3573
03:21:59,680 --> 03:22:01,680
That is most expensive money

3574
03:22:01,680 --> 03:22:03,680
The chances might be

3575
03:22:03,680 --> 03:22:05,680
Really, really like

3576
03:22:05,680 --> 03:22:07,680
Practically non-existent

3577
03:22:07,680 --> 03:22:09,680
Really low

3578
03:22:09,680 --> 03:22:11,680
But there's a chance

3579
03:22:11,680 --> 03:22:13,680
This is a drawing for five thousand dollars

3580
03:22:13,680 --> 03:22:15,680
Guys, it's a meet and greet

3581
03:22:15,680 --> 03:22:17,680
Come see me October 22nd

3582
03:22:17,680 --> 03:22:19,680
To Pinewood's

3583
03:22:19,680 --> 03:22:21,680
Cemetery walkthrough

3584
03:22:21,680 --> 03:22:23,680
Please don't shoot me

3585
03:22:23,680 --> 03:22:25,680
Or be a fucking weirdo

3586
03:22:25,680 --> 03:22:27,680
If you email us

3587
03:22:27,680 --> 03:22:29,680
Put your name in a drawing

3588
03:22:29,680 --> 03:22:31,680
It's going to be

3589
03:22:31,680 --> 03:22:33,680
A one in

3590
03:22:33,680 --> 03:22:35,680
One million chance

3591
03:22:35,680 --> 03:22:37,680
You could win five thousand dollars

3592
03:22:37,680 --> 03:22:39,680
But we will

3593
03:22:39,680 --> 03:22:41,680
You'll be a millionaire

3594
03:22:41,680 --> 03:22:43,680
You just not by money

3595
03:22:43,680 --> 03:22:45,680
Just by the chances of you winning the five thousand dollars occurring

3596
03:22:45,680 --> 03:22:47,680
I'll put the money out

3597
03:22:47,680 --> 03:22:49,680
But

3598
03:22:49,680 --> 03:22:51,680
One in a million

3599
03:22:51,680 --> 03:22:53,680
I'm not helping you

3600
03:22:53,680 --> 03:22:55,680
We get fucked with that

3601
03:22:55,680 --> 03:22:57,680
Anyways

3602
03:22:57,680 --> 03:22:59,680
So yeah

3603
03:22:59,680 --> 03:23:01,680
Episode forty nine next week and episode fifty

3604
03:23:01,680 --> 03:23:03,680
Our big fifty

3605
03:23:03,680 --> 03:23:05,680
Our big half a century

3606
03:23:05,680 --> 03:23:07,680
Episode

3607
03:23:07,680 --> 03:23:09,680
That's kind of a big deal

3608
03:23:09,680 --> 03:23:11,680
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to go big with this ghost hunting bro

3609
03:23:11,680 --> 03:23:13,680
I'd say most podcasts don't make it to fifty episodes

3610
03:23:13,680 --> 03:23:15,680
No

3611
03:23:15,680 --> 03:23:17,680
Fizzle out

3612
03:23:17,680 --> 03:23:19,680
Doesn't matter if nobody's watching, we're having fun

3613
03:23:19,680 --> 03:23:21,680
A lot of consistency here

3614
03:23:21,680 --> 03:23:23,680
Spooktacular, we got a lot of topics

3615
03:23:23,680 --> 03:23:25,680
Episode fifty

3616
03:23:25,680 --> 03:23:27,680
Our spooktacular fiftieth anniversary

3617
03:23:27,680 --> 03:23:29,680
I just ripped ass and I didn't mean it

3618
03:23:29,680 --> 03:23:31,680
I apologize

3619
03:23:31,680 --> 03:23:33,680
I apologize

3620
03:23:33,680 --> 03:23:35,680
I'm trying to guess

3621
03:23:35,680 --> 03:23:37,680
So I was going to say

3622
03:23:37,680 --> 03:23:39,680
I was going to say

3623
03:23:39,680 --> 03:23:41,680
One more thing

3624
03:23:41,680 --> 03:23:43,680
I'm just joking

3625
03:23:43,680 --> 03:23:45,680
Anybody else got any more ghost stories?

3626
03:23:45,680 --> 03:23:47,680
Alright

3627
03:23:47,680 --> 03:23:49,680
Guys

3628
03:23:49,680 --> 03:23:51,680
Smash that like button

3629
03:23:51,680 --> 03:23:53,680
And as always

3630
03:23:53,680 --> 03:23:55,680
Be kind to yourself

3631
03:23:55,680 --> 03:23:57,680
And each other

3632
03:23:57,680 --> 03:23:59,680
Wait, no we out

3633
03:23:59,680 --> 03:24:01,680
Fuck off

3634
03:24:01,680 --> 03:24:03,680
For all we know

3635
03:24:03,680 --> 03:24:05,680
Robots have souls

3636
03:24:05,680 --> 03:24:07,680
We just don't know if they do or don't

3637
03:24:07,680 --> 03:24:09,680
How do you know?

3638
03:24:09,680 --> 03:24:11,680
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3639
03:24:13,680 --> 03:24:15,680
You think we were the first ones

3640
03:24:15,680 --> 03:24:17,680
To inhabit this planet?

3641
03:24:17,680 --> 03:24:19,680
Fuck no

3642
03:24:19,680 --> 03:24:23,680
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole

3643
03:24:23,680 --> 03:24:25,680
Yes we are

3644
03:24:25,680 --> 03:24:27,680
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

3645
03:24:27,680 --> 03:24:29,680
Extended episodes

3646
03:24:29,680 --> 03:24:31,680
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?

3647
03:24:31,680 --> 03:24:33,680
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3648
03:24:33,680 --> 03:24:35,680
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3649
03:24:35,680 --> 03:24:37,680
They're killing

3650
03:24:37,680 --> 03:24:39,680
They're killing all already born babies

3651
03:24:39,680 --> 03:24:41,680
And selling them to the Chinese

3652
03:24:41,680 --> 03:24:43,680
Aliens exist

3653
03:24:43,680 --> 03:24:45,680
Somewhere in China

3654
03:24:45,680 --> 03:24:47,680
Alright in some days

3655
03:24:47,680 --> 03:24:49,680
What the fuck?

3656
03:24:49,680 --> 03:24:51,680
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

3657
03:24:51,680 --> 03:24:53,680
Oh my god

3658
03:24:53,680 --> 03:24:55,680
Okay so did they come from our planet?

3659
03:24:55,680 --> 03:24:57,680
Then they are extraterrestrials

3660
03:24:57,680 --> 03:24:59,680
They are aliens

3661
03:24:59,680 --> 03:25:01,680
They don't know

3662
03:25:01,680 --> 03:25:03,680
What the fuck are those aliens

3663
03:25:03,680 --> 03:25:05,680
On our fucking planet?

3664
03:25:05,680 --> 03:25:07,680
What?

3665
03:25:07,680 --> 03:25:09,680
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3666
03:25:09,680 --> 03:25:11,680
WHAAAAAAAT

3667
03:25:11,680 --> 03:25:21,440
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government!

3668
03:25:21,440 --> 03:25:23,840
He got killed by the CIA!

3669
03:25:23,840 --> 03:25:26,560
JFK was killed by the government!

3670
03:25:26,560 --> 03:25:31,360
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

3671
03:25:31,360 --> 03:25:33,560
You feel bump bump bump BEEP!

3672
03:25:33,560 --> 03:25:34,560
Nothing.

3673
03:25:34,560 --> 03:25:35,760
They're fucking gone.

3674
03:25:35,760 --> 03:25:37,040
I've seen it happen.

3675
03:25:37,040 --> 03:25:45,520
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

3676
03:25:45,520 --> 03:25:49,760
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to

3677
03:25:49,760 --> 03:25:52,560
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.

3678
03:25:52,560 --> 03:25:56,400
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker

3679
03:25:56,400 --> 03:25:59,240
in a cage they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.

3680
03:25:59,240 --> 03:26:02,400
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their

3681
03:26:02,400 --> 03:26:05,880
technology takes kids out to silicon valleys.

3682
03:26:05,880 --> 03:26:08,680
Mitch by the way big brother is the overlord kid.

3683
03:26:35,880 --> 03:26:49,400
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

3684
03:26:49,400 --> 03:26:50,400
Okay?

3685
03:26:50,400 --> 03:26:51,400
I'm not fucking lying.

3686
03:26:51,400 --> 03:26:52,400
It's fucking real.

3687
03:26:52,400 --> 03:26:53,400
Okay?

3688
03:26:53,400 --> 03:26:54,400
Look it up.

3689
03:26:54,400 --> 03:26:55,400
Look it up.

3690
03:26:55,400 --> 03:26:56,400
He says that he was doing this shit.

3691
03:26:56,400 --> 03:26:57,400
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

3692
03:26:57,400 --> 03:26:58,400
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

3693
03:26:58,400 --> 03:26:59,400
He was having a great fucking time.

3694
03:26:59,400 --> 03:27:00,400
George Soros is a fucking Nazi collaborator.

3695
03:27:00,400 --> 03:27:01,400
Okay?

3696
03:27:01,400 --> 03:27:02,400
I'm not fucking lying.

3697
03:27:02,400 --> 03:27:03,400
It's fucking real.

3698
03:27:03,400 --> 03:27:04,400
Okay?

3699
03:27:04,400 --> 03:27:05,400
Look it up.

3700
03:27:05,400 --> 03:27:06,400
I'm not fucking lying.

3701
03:27:06,400 --> 03:27:07,400
It's fucking real.

3702
03:27:07,400 --> 03:27:08,400
George Soros is a fucking devil.

3703
03:27:08,400 --> 03:27:09,400
Okay?

3704
03:27:09,400 --> 03:27:12,400
He's not fucking doing this shit.

3705
03:27:12,400 --> 03:27:13,800
George Soros is fucking evil.

3706
03:27:13,800 --> 03:27:19,320
He's the actual fucking leader for all of this shit.

3707
03:27:19,320 --> 03:27:20,960
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3708
03:27:20,960 --> 03:27:23,800
Everybody's like, fuck no Donald Trump, the fucking word first,

3709
03:27:23,800 --> 03:27:25,280
I'm out there, fuck Trump, right?

3710
03:27:25,280 --> 03:27:26,120
Fuck Trump!

3711
03:27:26,120 --> 03:27:26,800
Fuck Trump!

3712
03:27:26,800 --> 03:27:28,560
He's not the actual fucking leader!

3713
03:27:28,560 --> 03:27:29,600
It's George Soros!

3714
03:27:29,600 --> 03:27:30,440
It's Bill Gates!

3715
03:27:30,440 --> 03:27:31,720
It's fucking Elon Musk!

3716
03:27:31,720 --> 03:27:32,800
It's everyone out there!

3717
03:27:32,800 --> 03:27:33,560
Everybody's like,

3718
03:27:33,560 --> 03:27:34,800
Elon Musk is so cool!

3719
03:27:34,800 --> 03:27:36,360
Uh, everybody,

3720
03:27:36,360 --> 03:27:37,760
you're saying,

3721
03:27:37,760 --> 03:27:38,960
Elon Musk is so cool,

3722
03:27:38,840 --> 03:27:46,640
Matt Eastwood,

3723
03:27:38,960 --> 03:27:40,760
he made like a place for himself.

3724
03:27:40,760 --> 03:27:42,920
The actual government is trying,

3725
03:27:42,920 --> 03:27:44,280
the actual full government,

3726
03:27:46,640 --> 03:27:48,920
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it.

3727
03:27:48,920 --> 03:27:51,840
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking military.

3728
03:27:51,840 --> 03:27:59,720
The pain fucking you off!