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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.
The 21st night of September.
Episode 48, bro.
I'm back.
Oh my god, we are getting close.
It is the 21st night of September.
We are getting close to episode number 50, man.
Just like Earth, Wind and Fire said.
So, everybody knows what we are doing for episode 50.
What? Ghost hunting?
Ghost hunting, bro.
It's gonna be in the middle of October.
Oh, that's gonna be fun.
That is gonna be fun.
We are gonna hunt for a cryptid and do some ghost hunting.
Casey is like nodding.
He's like, god damn it, Tyler is not gonna let this go.
Shit.
Nah, man, we're good.
I'm all for ghost hunting.
I gotta bust my ass on some fucking ice.
I'm all for illegal ghost hunting.
Like public property ghost hunting.
That was public property, bro.
No, that's too sketchy.
That was complete.
Dude, Alley Mac, when we went up by ourselves.
Okay, we attempted breaking and entering several times.
In all fairness.
We did break and enter at one point.
We did.
Well, we did break, but we entered.
We did not break.
If there's no lock, it's public property.
So, how that works?
Yes.
It's a public land.
Casey, did you get arrested?
Did you see a single person when we were there?
There wasn't a person for 30 miles.
No, yeah, we were in the fucking middle of nowhere.
No, did not see a person.
I felt a ghostly presence.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but two weeks, that's gonna be what?
October?
October 6th?
Hmm.
October 5th?
I like it.
We're hunting for.
A cryptid.
Hunting for cryptids.
Haunting for cryptids and, and or.
Ghosts.
Spirits and or.
The Baba Yaga.
The Mothman.
In the, in the, what's it called?
The Sam's Squash.
The Frisman Sanctuary.
Yeah.
It's gonna, dude, we'll come back and we'll give you the full update on it, but episode
50 is gonna be a banger, guys.
If you're here for this, tune in for episode 50 two weeks from now.
Fuck yeah.
Nobody listens to this.
Now we got viewers, don't we?
We got listeners, bro.
How many listeners?
You got lots of listeners.
Casey, if somebody was listening, we would fucking get an email.
Yeah, send a fucking email.
I, I am not convinced that we have any listeners until I see proof otherwise.
Let me check the email right now.
Mike the Train Man, if you're listening, send us an email.
I don't even think he listens.
He'll listen to a couple minutes here or there.
We're talking early in the pod this time, so maybe, just maybe, Mikey Boy, come through.
Please.
Come through.
Send an email.
What's the email again, Casey?
It's untitledpodcast73 at gmail.com.
I will buy you a beer, Mike.
Let me see here.
I'm signing in.
Untitled podcast.
It's just gonna be like some advertisement from Google.
Guys, we got one.
Oh, it's an ad.
How are you feeling this week, Hallie Mack?
Ah, I'm stressed.
I fucking hate school.
Oh, school, yeah.
I'm doing all right with it.
I felt bad today, though.
We had a test, and it was a 60 question test.
I got a 51 out of 60 on it.
So I walk outside, and I was one of the last people to finish, and they're all like, oh, what did you get?
Oh, I'm like, oh, I got a 51.
And they were all like, oh, yeah.
Like, yeah, a bunch of us got that low, too.
I'm like, no, I meant 51 out of 60.
And they're like, you got a what?
Apparently, I was like the third highest grade in the class.
Again, 83, and I'm the fucking third highest in the class.
It's like, fuck, I'm actually gonna have to study for this shit.
God damn.
This is the easy stuff right now.
Do they have any early American history on there?
No.
That's why I get good grades.
So if we were talking about Mount Rushmore, it would not be pretty for the young Ali Mac.
You got any emails, Tyler?
No.
The only one that we got was a security alert that said that it's a new sign in on an Apple iPhone.
It's mine.
Damn it.
Fuck.
I mean, the percentage of people that listen to a podcast and actually send them an email is not very great.
Yeah. But when we beg for episode after episode and we still don't get one, somebody has to take the 30 seconds out of their fucking day.
How many emails have you sent to a podcast?
None, because they're not begging, Casey.
I'll donate one.
I wonder if Joe Rogan asked for emails.
How many people would sign that?
Yeah. You'd fucking be drowning.
We'd fucking break the Internet if he asked for people to fucking send an email.
We need to get a PO box and have people send shit to us.
Yeah. If we can't get a fucking email, what are you going to send us anything?
I'd fucking take a steaming dog turd in a fucking bag and be thrilled because it means that somebody listened.
Would you take a pipe bomb in a package?
A pipe bomb in a package?
Yes.
Would you accept that?
That's legally binding. Send me a pipe bomb.
No!
Send us a pipe bomb.
So if you want to send Ali Mack a pipe bomb, what's your address?
We'll get you a PO box just for Ali Mack.
1243 Wallaby Way. Whatever the fuck the Finding Nemo address is.
P. Sherman.
Yeah, P. Sherman. 42 Wallaby Way.
That's a fucked up movie. I forgot about that.
You ever see Grave of Fireflies?
No.
It's a fucking, it's kind of an anime. It's like a World War II, like a World War II really sad story.
It's not fun. Like everybody dies in it. Like the kids die. It's like real sad.
I like All Quiet on the Western Front. That's my go-to everybody dies in it.
So do I. I really like Go All Quiet on the Western Front.
The new one?
Why did you lean in? Were you just happy it's the Germans?
Perhaps. It shows you the German side a little bit.
They get fucking demolished. I remember I watched that movie and I was like, oh babe, you gotta watch this with me.
Like I love war movies. I'm like, just saying, if this one's like the one in the 30s, like it's gonna be pretty dark.
The ending of that, man. It fucking, oh it's heartbreaking.
Yeah.
He didn't need to die.
I just, nobody, that's the whole point of the movie. Fucking nobody had to die.
It was just everybody getting shirmed down into a big...
The one guy who stole a chicken, that was just him being stupid. That's why he died.
Yeah, fucking cat.
Cat? Dude, I loved cat though.
Cat was great. He was the old guard.
Yeah, man.
And then he just gets fucking merked.
Because some scumbag kid from fucking France decided to shoot a fucking glorious German.
Oh my God.
A pure Aryan!
This fucking piece of shit French filth decided to punch a German.
I just thought...
The flu drab we got here.
We got the no step on snack.
The fucked, I liked my favorite fucked up part of that movie.
They like sent a chill down my spine is when they're looking for the group of people.
And then they...
And then it's just all gassed.
Well no, but the first they're walking through and there's a dude, there's just like a naked torso hanging in a tree like 50 feet up.
And they're like, yeah, the landmine got him.
Poor bastard.
And then they walk in and they're like, cat, cat, cat!
They're all dead!
They walk in and they're like, ah, they fucking gassed him.
They blew him sky high?
Yeah.
Well, no, only the one dude got blown sky high.
The rest of them just didn't put their gas masks on in time and they got fucking mustard gassed.
Because they're all sleeping.
Yeah, they were all sleeping and there's just like a hundred, they're all like fucking 18.
And they all just, it was like, if you don't go to war, son, you're a pussy.
So they all were excited to go to war.
Military and stuff.
So my brother's trying to do like West Point for like military and stuff, like going to the Army College.
Yeah.
But I was looking into United States military, like things that you, like the weight and height requirements.
Like if you are a certain height, you have to be a certain weight.
Yeah.
To do it.
Okay, so I'm five.
Can't be morbidly obese in the military?
No, no, you can't even listen to this.
So I'm 5'11", okay?
What do you think the weight requirement for me as a 25 year old, this isn't the 18 year old requirement.
This is like the older person going into the military.
How heavy do you think is the maximum I can be at 5'11"?
I guess like probably like 220.
189 pounds.
I mean, it makes sense.
That's like when I was 180 pounds at my height, I looked like a skeleton.
Yeah.
What if you have like all muscle mass?
So this is actually a story that I heard, which was fucking nuts.
Doesn't make any sense.
This is a story that I heard that was fucking nuts.
There was a Division 1 running back.
So you can picture a Division 1 running back.
He's like 6'2", 250 pounds of just fucking muscle.
They turned him away because he was too heavy.
Well, they, I mean, most of the people, I mean, no, that can't be right because at West Point,
dude, at West Point, their fucking linemen are still fucking big fucking...
So if you go to West Point, you get a different fucking thing because you're going to the officer corps instead of going into...
You get an exception for being a football player?
Yes.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
But pretty much.
You get an exception under grades too?
It's a major fucking recruitment portion, especially because Army fucking...
Their team fucking sucked.
They were good way back when.
Back when everybody was normal.
Yeah, like 30 years ago.
But any player that, I mean, since the NFL got so popular and it's turned into like the way to make a career of it,
nobody wants to go to a military school.
And West Point just changed this, which is why now they're starting to get like a really good college football team.
But you have to serve in the active military for four years.
So if you were like a five star recruit, you're not going to want to go to West Point because then you're going to fucking waste the first four years of your career.
So now for West Point.
Otherwise be making tens of millions of bucks.
If you get drafted into the NFL, they waive the military service.
They defer it.
You still have to do it, which I think is pretty cool.
But you can be in the NFL and just kind of do reserves instead of like actual combat.
Yeah, they did the same thing for Navy.
They did the same.
There was some fucking country singer.
But, oh yeah, yeah, he went to a different college, though.
Yeah, he was in the Navy or Air Force.
I think he was just in the Navy.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Zach Bryan was just in the Navy and they let him get out.
But fucking no, there's some fucking dude that went to an academy.
I can't remember.
I don't fucking know.
Jason Aldean.
Try that shit in a small town.
Try that in a small town.
Hey, you look at my daughter like that.
The only person fucking my daughter is me.
Try that in a small town.
That was the most retarded song I've ever heard.
I mean, I just don't understand why the fact that people need to get it canceled.
I mean, sure, it's like a bunch of fucking hillbillies listen to that shit and they think it's great.
But you like country.
Why do you like country?
Yeah, why do you like country?
It's good.
There's nothing better than just like fake rock.
Fake rock, bro.
Dude, that's what I used to think, too.
I just thought it was fucking awful.
But then I don't like, I'm not listening to fucking Jason Aldean or fucking Luke Bryan or all these fucking fake country.
Tim McGraw.
Yeah, like fucking trappy little country artists that have like a fight.
That's like a fucking.
There goes Tyler.
Just fell on the floor out of his chair.
But they have ones like the fucking they got like the 808 drums and shit.
It's like fucking so stupid.
It's like, what is this?
A fucking Kodak song or are we listening to country?
But if you get like especially fucking like bluegrass, I love that.
I like outlaw country and that's it.
I just I fucking like.
I like country.
I fuck with is a little nice.
You get somebody who fucks it up on a banjo and the guy has some good fucking lyrics to back that up.
That shit's coming from your soul.
There's no good lyrics.
I mean, I like the rich men north of Richmond.
I fucking love that song.
They're talking about us.
Yeah, they are.
People like you.
People like me.
I don't know. What do you think about the whole hillbilly movement in America?
I think it's I think it's been around forever.
You see, you see the same.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
Now you see the whole movement.
Well, I don't have the fucking mullet to be country.
I had the mullet because I like the fucking hairstyle.
It has nothing to do with trying to act country.
I fucking love it.
I get compliments on it from fucking even older people.
I get compliments on my hair.
I never got compliments with my hair before.
It's like I had a fucking 70 year old patient's aunt.
Well, the patient's aunt was 70 years old was like, I I'm sorry.
I just got us and that we were treating this completely BLS patient fucking was like, I'm sorry.
It's pretty much like basic shit like fucking emailed us.
Then they deserve the respect of being explained it, but they can go fuck themselves.
You want to know emails and ask.
Yeah, it's a fucking it's an.
I'll send you the protocol.
A fucking just on the email.
You just got to ask fuck.
But no, and they're like, you have a magnificent hair.
So I'm happy that you thank you.
I'm happy you have those kind of interactions because I have the interactions of when the fucking person has the numbers on their arm and they think that I'm coming to get them.
What?
I have a patient with numbers tattooed on them.
Yeah, you know, in the the we'll call it.
I can't call it by its actual name, but a concentration camp, a Holocaust.
No, I can't know the place, the place where they all live currently, you know, right off the Auschwitz.
We'll call it Auschwitz fucking lives.
The Jews like the elderly Jewish people, you know, like off of the here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Why? Why can't we say it?
I don't know.
Jewish community.
No, they know we're in fucking Albany.
Yeah, but I don't want to fucking.
Oh, I'm Shalom.
We can talk that place.
Yeah, but in the upper floors, the people, the building sucks and they call 911 for everything.
And it's like a fucking like thing.
You have to call the person to get into the place and stuff.
It's fucking nightmare.
But there's a there's people who live there.
There's people who live there who who survived the Holocaust.
They had the numbers and shit on their arms.
Nice.
Wow.
And I had I had a patient that I picked up from there and then she like looked at me and start freaking the fuck out.
And I go, what the fuck's happening?
And she's like, you're fucking one of them.
You're not taking me back.
And I'm like, what's happening?
And they're like, oh, no, she's a Holocaust survivor.
She thinks that you're a Nazi.
You look like a Nazi.
And that was back.
Remember what I had?
So what did Tyler do? He threw her into the back of a small box, stared at her and then dropped her off at the loony bin to make her fucking worst fears come true.
No.
So, you know, the we remember my old hairstyle with like the shaved sides and like the fucking like comb over.
So I literally looked like a Nazi.
It was probably for the best that you wore a hat all the time.
No, but that was the one day I didn't wear a hat.
Fucking Joseph Goebbels.
I had like a full on like Hitler youth hairstyle.
And like she looked at me and she's like, you're going to take me back to the camps.
I'm not going to let you back.
I'm like, what's that?
She's trying to claw at me and shit.
I'm like, can you tech this?
Because I think she's going to try to kill me.
And she's like, I'm not letting you take me back.
And like the army fire guys are like, bro, what the fuck?
Are you Nazi?
I'm like, no.
Well, a little stop it.
You have a uniform on to pull on black uniform, black uniform.
Yeah.
And that was the one day Tyler decided to put his fucking SS thing on his collar.
No, but like back like with the jackets, like the the the the the fuck.
Oh, yeah.
The jacket.
Yeah.
The ones that were in like the shell, like the base of the shell.
Yeah.
Like five eleven parka.
Yeah.
I was wearing that and I had my hat off for whatever reason.
I think I forgot I had at home or something, but I had like the fucking comb over Hitler
style and she flipped the fuck out.
And I'm like, oh, as she should.
I was watching a documentary about the Holocaust this week.
I think the fucking Germans society allowed that shit to happen.
They didn't know.
A lot of them didn't know.
Even like the fucking Warmark, the the fucking standard soldiers didn't know.
Yeah.
They said they liberated one of the camps and they made the people in the town like
go and tour it and see all the dead bodies.
And they're like fucked it up.
They're like, what the fuck?
They thought it was a factory.
A lot of the people who saw like the camps just thought they were factories.
Well, yeah, because they fucking made it sound and they portrayed it to the US that way,
too.
I know they're like summer camps.
They're having fun.
I mean, yeah.
Well, fucking battalion 43 over here says otherwise.
I think we thought they were work camps and they said when like Dwight D.
Eisenhower, some of them were labor camps.
They use them for labor, but they were essentially I mean, Doc Howe and Auschwitz are like outliers
with that.
They were death factories because like if you got sent to Auschwitz or doubt Doc Howe,
you're going you're fucking you're going to get killed.
But most of the most of you don't work for two weeks and you're so there were most of
the concentration camps were work camps.
But then they were like the like big three that were pretty much just death factories.
Yeah, there's one of them.
They're talking about they liberated it and Dwight D.
Eisenhower, which was one of the commanding generals, like it was a president and they
all like went behind a shed and fucking threw up as soon as they saw it.
I mean, it's a fucking nightmare.
Like I couldn't imagine that.
Like I talked to one of my friends who regardless the soldiers that were in the fucking Nazis
still did that shit.
Oh, yeah, because they believe the propaganda that fucking Hitler was shoving down their
throats and he ruled with fear.
The people in the camps weren't standard military.
They're all SS.
I know.
Yeah, they weren't like the standard military.
They were Hitler's inner circle military because there was the German military.
Then there was the SS.
Then there was the real society, which was like the highest of like the high like German
command and the real society was like Hitler, Himmler, Heisenberg, like shit like that.
Like they were all like fucking nuts.
Your clone gobles gobles.
Yeah.
But like the hierarchy of the German military, like basically the SS wasn't like standard
military.
They barely went out in the field.
They were just doing the fucking camps and they were doing they were like the.
They were looked at as the ubermensch, which is Superman.
Hitler's entourage.
Yeah, they were.
I mean, SS were definitely in the front lines too, though.
They were, but they were in the death camps.
They weren't like they weren't as quote unquote expendable as the standard German military
because you had the SS, which was basically like the equivalent of like their Navy SEALs
pretty much like there was more SS.
There was more SS, but because like in rank wise, they would be kind of like Navy SEALs
because they were there.
There were their special forces like the SS were stormtroopers.
Pretty.
Yeah.
And like the in order to be in the SS, you had to have like the fucking like genetic
like fucking blonde hair, blue eyes, and your parents had to have blonde hair and blue eyes
and not have any Jewish ancestry or anything like that.
Like it was fucking insane like Hitler.
Well, if you had Jewish ancestry, they do some other shit with the.
Yeah.
They said that Hitler was like on a bunch of drugs and.
Oh, he was on.
He was.
He was trying to tell him no and he would be like fuck you.
He was a complete drug addict.
Meth was his favorite.
Yeah, he was a big fucking meth head.
Like meth was his favorite.
Really?
Yeah, he loved meth.
He loved coke.
Basically all the uppers he did.
He could do anything he wanted.
Because Hitler actually had crippling social anxiety.
Yeah.
Like he had crippling social anxiety.
So he took the drugs so he could do.
Every single one of the speeches that you see Hitler do, he was on fucking meth.
Well, yeah, you can gather.
Dicest, Dicest, and Nessunest.
Yeah, and everybody was fucking scared of him.
And Jocelyn, his son and ex-son and he must line that just highness.
And everyone was fucking horrified of him because he would just murder people without care.
When he was high on these drugs, he'd be like, oh, he's my fifth in command.
He's my fifth in command.
He looked at me the wrong way.
Don't ever fucking look at me the wrong way.
Like he was a fucking lunatic.
I'm from Arizona.
Fucking Wolfenstein.
That's still one of my favorite scenes of the game.
He's like, hello, my funer.
He's like, are you the spy?
He's just like, no, my funer.
I'm from Arizona.
And he just gets blown away by Hitler.
Yep.
He's trying to find an actor to play him in a movie.
And he fucking kills everyone.
Is that what you want, you Nazi son of a bitch?
And Hitler's like, yes!
Da! Da! Yeah!
Yeah.
Oh, God.
What a fucking trip.
Alex Jones was saying some crazy shit recently, right?
I know. Yes, he was.
In Russia?
Yeah.
I'd have to fucking look back at the article again.
But he was trashing the US.
He was like, treasonous shit.
Yeah, he was trashing the US.
I don't know.
He really went off the deep end hard.
I think it might be some fake news.
Well, he still hasn't paid any of the money to the Sandy Hooks.
Are you going to pay three billion, not billion, trillion?
One point something billion?
No, it's trillion now.
It's three trillion.
Trillion?
No way.
Yes, it is.
Look it up.
That's how much the US is fucking in debt to China.
Yeah.
It's three trillion dollars.
No, it's not.
I think it's one point something billion.
No, it's trillion.
No, it's like three bell.
It's not.
He was like, yeah, fuck this.
I'm not going to pay that.
Oh shit.
How much does Alex Jones...
He does not owe them $3,000 million.
It's three trillion.
Yeah.
Look it up right now.
If I get fucking service with my fucking boost mobile.
Yeah, he's one point five billion.
One point five billion?
Yeah.
And under his bankruptcy plan right now, he's still going to make $520,000 a year.
So, like he's not bankrupt.
That was fucking March that came out.
Alex Jones would still have a $520,000 salary under his current bankruptcy plan.
Alex Jones defends $100,000 a month lifestyle amid bankruptcy.
Yep.
Alex Jones...
Far right eco terrorist?
What the fuck?
He's living it up.
He's spent 93...
He's only 5'10".
Yeah.
He's a short little guy.
He's shorter than I am.
Who, Alex Jones?
Yeah.
We should get a cardboard cutout of Alex Jones.
We should.
That'd actually be pretty good.
I have one of Danny DeVito I could bring.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a Danny DeVito one.
We should get one of our viewers.
Oh, fucking wait.
We don't have any.
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones on the podcast.
Alex Jones spent $93,000 in July on meals and energy.
Yeah.
I saw that, yeah.
This is the Untitled podcast transmitting to you in the blind.
We have not received any response.
We're not even sure the episodes are being uploaded to Spotify.
The only way to confirm that it works.
Well, they definitely have Spotify.
The only way to confirm that it works.
Casey, they don't need to know that.
The only way to confirm that we are online is an email.
So I'm looking at it.
If Alex Jones was really going off the deep end as much as you guys say he was, it would
be all over the news.
It was.
I was not looking for Alex Jones news in it, but it fucking popped up for me.
I'm going a couple weeks back now and there's nothing.
Just type in Alex Jones Russia.
I did.
It's all about fucking saying, maybe they deleted it.
Yeah.
They're still talking about Sandy Hook.
What the fuck?
This is like, I'm going back.
This is weird, man.
I fucking posted it in the group chat.
There's nothing.
It's literally, there's nothing here.
It's all still about talking about the globalists and how they took over the American government.
They took it down.
Dude, it's not.
You can't find it.
What the fuck?
Hold up.
I'm going to fucking find the fucking right.
Holy shit.
Dude, it's gone.
There's nothing there.
It's all about Sandy Hook.
Still view media files and links.
I think we stumbled upon a conspiracy.
My friends, I think we stumbled upon a conspiracy.
So the conspiracy is that like two weeks ago or a week, I think like right before the last
podcast.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
This is fucking Alex Jones went on Russian state TV to praise Putin, trash America, cry,
vomit and claim that he'll soon be assassinated stating this could be my last message.
What is that odd?
Like this is up rocks.
I don't know what the fuck.
I've never heard of it either.
I bet the CIA will kill Alex Jones.
That was September 9th.
You don't know what day we're going to be walking down the street and we're going to
get fucking fucking killed.
And the only way that our fucking conspiracy will see the light today after we all get
murdered is by somebody listening to this and right now we're transmitting in the blind.
This is recorded.
Okay.
So up rocks is considered a satirical website.
Fuck.
We got clowned.
We got clowned guys.
Oh, oh, up rocks is a satirical website that shapes and influences youth culture.
So it's bullshit.
We got fucking.
You got trolled.
We got fooled.
You got trolled.
That was a fake website.
Yeah, it's like it's like the onion.
Yeah, essentially.
I'm kidding me.
No.
So you sent us a fake news article.
I didn't read it first.
I read it afterwards.
Ali Mack with the fake news.
Get my hopes up with the guys looking at it and I'm like, that doesn't seem right.
Dude, that's what I was saying.
I'm like, he's really off the deep end this time.
Now, that being said, I still fucking love the guy.
He's hysterical.
Oh, he is fucking real funny.
So that was that was just straight up onion level shit.
Yeah, he's off his he's off his fucking rocker.
He's off his rocker, but not that much.
Apparently.
I mean, he is that.
But like it didn't stun me when I read that.
I was like, there he goes again.
There he goes again.
We're off our rocker.
Yeah, not that much.
I mean, one day the CIA is probably just going to can't cancel somebody who doesn't
care.
I mean, that's still a pretty fucking funny headline to praise Putin, trash America,
a crime, vomit and clean titles.
Yeah, it's a satire website.
This could be my last message.
That's really funny.
I need sleepy time.
So, so yeah, dude, that video, though, it's so hard to find now, but it's one of my favorites.
What video?
The video that I sent you guys the fucking Jones coms.
I need I got it.
I got it.
So we're going to be a tick tock ad.
We're all going to be dead soon.
We're all going to be.
We're all going to be dead soon.
It's going to be one intergalactic.
No, he didn't say I used to feel sorry for people who believe me.
We made your cities quarantine.
A giant biological warfare.
We're being murdered.
You are going to be dead soon.
They're going to kill you and your family.
And most of us are already dead.
I'm not going to let you die quietly, but since you didn't, you chose the fallen one.
The fallen one.
All in one.
Satan.
Very real.
And once you destroy you and your family forever.
Here we go.
I felt sorry for people attacking me.
I mean, I'm like an insane killer ape.
I'm like an insane killer ape.
I need sleepy time right now.
A nice place to go to.
I'm asleep.
That's the end.
What a word.
Oh god.
That's so funny.
I fucking love Alex Jones.
That's so fucking funny.
He, he's just one.
But he said all that shit before the COVID lockdown.
Global biological warfare.
He really did.
So like if you sift through his insane rantings, he warned us about the COVID lockdown.
Yeah.
I mean, he also thought that we were all going to get cancer and die in this sterile.
If you say enough insane shit, some things can come true eventually.
Yeah, but a lot of what he said.
That's why I like saying insane shit.
He thought that COVID was, that was a lot of stuff.
I mean, I'm like, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm
like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a
fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm
a fucking fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, I'm like a fucking, a fucking,
We were right, right?
Yeah.
We said that COVID started in a lab.
Yeah.
That was one of our conspiracy theories that came true.
Yeah.
I mean, but people thought that shit from day one.
I never believed that fucking bat turtle soup or whatever bullshit they fed us before.
People thought that we were insane for saying that, though.
But we aren't.
But we are, though.
We are insane.
I don't know.
Maybe my social circles are fucking insane then, because I never really got people to
fucking disagree with me on that.
That is one Untitled Podcast True Conspiracy Theory.
I think most people are fucking smarter now, at least the people that we associate with,
because there isn't many people I said that I thought that it was created into a lab to
that disagreed with me.
I really think that most people just are like, yeah, yeah, the people upstairs are pulling
the strings.
That's insane, though.
You're going to burn now.
It's not insane.
You're going to burn now.
It's fucking logical.
Why did they fucking make it in the first place?
To be, to fuck with America.
Yeah, to fucking shut the world down.
But it also fucked China way more than they thought it was going to.
Yeah.
Because they were giving their people like shit.
Fuck China up so bad.
It also showed us that China isn't as smart as they think they are.
China, I feel like is a fucking paper dragon.
It's like one of those things where you're like, oh, fuck, these guys are fucking scary.
But then they don't have fucking bark.
They don't have bite behind their bark.
China fucking locked their fucking starving people in their apartments.
Yeah.
So is China really the good guys?
Is China the bad guys?
Is China just something?
Hell no.
China commits genocide.
God damn.
They're genociding the Uighur people, but you don't talk about that, apparently.
I read they were genociding some of the Western Chinese people.
Yeah, they're called Uighurs.
The people that look like Russians or whatever?
No, people that look like Middle Easterns.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they're called Uighurs.
In the West, Western China.
Yeah.
Basically, they're Muslim Chinese people that look Arabic, not Chinese, and they hate
them, so they fucking are putting them in camps.
But we don't talk about that because...
Yes, yes.
I read that recently, this week.
Yeah, we don't talk about that.
But that's a real thing that's happening, guys.
If you're listening to the Uncredible Project...
I mean, crazy shit like this is happening around the world all the fucking time.
We just don't pay attention to it because we're American.
There's so many genocides that are happening in Africa at this moment.
It's fucking insane.
That have been going on for years and years, and it just doesn't get coverage because us
as Americans, we're fucking self-centered.
We don't give a fuck.
Remember the Rwandan genocide?
We don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
It's fucking...
It's awful.
That was insane.
Fucking Kony 2012.
Kony 2012.
He was already dead.
Yeah, that was fucking wild.
Dude, did you see what happened to the Kony 2012 guy?
I don't know.
Is he dead?
No, he lost his fucking mind.
He's naked, jerking off in the street and shit, and they fucking took him to the psych
hospital and shit.
That seems about right.
Dude, he was fucking hilarious.
Kony 2012.
Fuck Kony.
Who's that?
Joseph Kony.
Yeah.
He was like...
He was an African warlord.
Yeah, he was an African warlord.
He'd fucking kidnap kids, brainwash them into being soldiers, make them go back to their
hometown, kill their parents and families.
Cannibalism.
I don't know about that.
He made them kill their parents and eat them.
I must have missed that part of the story, but I wouldn't be surprised.
But yeah, all that shit from Blood Diamond, fucking Leo DiCaprio and shit, that stuff
has been going on forever.
Whatever happened to Leonardo DiCaprio?
He used to be America's fucking favorite person, and then he started dating 25-year-olds and
people are like, that's not cool.
I still fucking love him.
I love him to death.
I don't...
Trust me.
Dude, listen.
If I'm 25, if Leonardo DiCaprio wanted to date me, I'd probably say yes.
My favorite...
I'm just a huge Quentin Tarantino guy.
I love Quentin.
There's no way I could ever fucking dislike Leo.
Once upon a time in Hollywood, him and Brad Pitt are fucking iconic in that movie.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, no, that whole fucking movie's just...
He was a great gasp.
He was good.
Dude, Wolf of Wall Street.
Fucking fantastic movie.
Great movie.
And then you got the classics.
You got fucking Catch Me If You Can.
Romeo and Juliet.
Fucking Romeo and Juliet.
Who fucking remade that?
What's that fucking dude's name?
That's fun.
The director for that movie.
I don't know, but it was a great movie.
Fuck.
God damn it.
I forgot about the Titanic.
Of course, of course.
That's already implied.
What the fuck are we doing here?
You're talking about Leo, you're talking about the Titanic.
I gotta hang that Titanic CD up.
Yeah, you do.
We all signed it.
The only person that did sign it was fucking Beepus.
Well, I don't think Beepus even exists anymore.
Every day he just sinks further back into his little reclusive hole.
He just talks to his cats now.
He just talks to his cats.
And I'm in a fantasy.
I'm playing him in fantasy this week, actually.
He hasn't said anything to you?
No.
Like not even in the standard like...
The biggest conversations I have with him is maybe twice a year.
He'll be like, hey man, you want to make this trade?
And I'll be like, you're trying to fuck me?
No.
I'll be like, hey, you want these two mediocre players for your one superstar?
And I'll be like, yeah, no.
Who got Aaron Rodgers in your fantasy?
I don't know who, Adam.
It wasn't me.
I had Jalen Hurts as a keeper.
I was going to say if you fucking had Aaron Rodgers, you would have been fucked.
I got Jalen Hurts and Dak as a back up.
Did you see that shit in the NFL?
They're like, we're trying to get rid of turf fields now.
Aaron Rodgers got hurt.
We have to get rid of turf.
Well, people have been begging for this for fucking years.
So I've played so many more injuries on turf.
I've played football on turf and on grass.
The only time that turf is worse is when it's wet.
Well it, yeah.
And it was wet turf.
I'm saying like, that's the only time that turf is worse.
Well, if you're wearing it, the difference is though, they're wearing like fucking massive
spikes compared to what you'd wear in like high school and college and shit in the NFL.
It's the same cleat.
No fucking.
You have the choice of which type of spikes you want to use.
And typically quarterbacks use the fucking longer spikes because they don't want to get
sacked.
They want to be able to be elusive like that and fucking.
That's what it cost them.
Did you see fucking Chubb's fucking injury?
Yeah, that should have been fucking Deshaun Watson.
Dude, he got fucking annihilated.
That fucking little predator.
Dude, his fucking leg spun backwards.
I just fucking threw that behind me.
Yeah, somebody died last year.
That was wild.
I was watching that.
Yeah, dude, he died.
I was in a Bills backer bar.
I was at fucking McGeerys in Albany, which is like this mat.
They play the fucking touchdown song that they do in Buffalo, the shout song whenever
they score.
We watched that.
I was there with my girlfriend.
She's like the biggest Bills fan that exists.
It's crazy, but fucking he goes down and I'm like, wait a minute.
They just wield like an ambulance stretcher on the field.
Like everybody's gathered around them and they're like showing.
They pull the ambulance on him and they're like, yeah, wow, this must be a bad injury.
And I'm like looking around.
There's players that look shook.
I was like, babe, I think he's dead.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't mean to sound like a fucking cynical asshole, but I think he's dead.
And she was like, no, that can't be right.
And then like, I just remember fucking Joe Buck's call.
That whole fucking thing was so fucked up.
Joe Buckets on.
He's like, we've just received word that they are performing CPR on Demar Hamlin.
We'll be right back after this break.
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper.
Let's take to you on title podcast.
I was like, wow, that is horrible.
Do Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper.
It's not bad when it's fucking dead.
BK and it was best guy on the team is dead.
You see a row alley back of the robots have souls.
We just don't know.
I'm just saying it's fucking that was just wild to me.
It was every time they caught because there was so many more commercial breaks than they
expected because they'd come on and they'd be like, yep, we're going to do a commercial
break for another round of Epi.
We're sorry.
We just showed the life of this man's eyes in slow motion 60 times.
I was family watched on national.
You like to come.
Do you like horses on pedal podcast, baby horse come.
I just remember the bar went from like, oh, come on, please fucking game to like two seconds
later.
It's like, hey, everybody shut up.
Shut up.
I think he's dead.
It's like, and then everybody got sad and then like they canceled the raffle for that
thing.
And it was like, all right, guys, let's pour one out.
I mean, they got subs, right?
I mean, there's like 50 people.
Oh, fucking Damar Hamlin was already like a third string player.
Like the bills are kind of fucked right now because the Mar was never a good player.
He was just like, kind of, I mean, he wasn't horrible.
Like he had some good stats.
He got a lot of tackles, but he wasn't good at his position.
He was a backup.
So now we've become such fucking pussies.
We used to be.
I watched the Romans used to fucking watch people get stabbed in the Coliseum.
Yeah, which you know, actually gladiators normally didn't die.
But I think it's I think it's hysterical.
They were good at their job.
You got you got fucking tomorrow, though, and the bills want to let him go.
But like you can't cut the guy that literally died on your field.
I read that guy right.
So he's still part of like the 54 man roster, whatever the fuck it is.
And like, like he doesn't play very much.
Yeah, he died.
That's going to be an awkward conversation.
Like, hey, tomorrow, your contracts up, we're going to let you go, buddy.
I would be like, are you fucking?
That's why I died for this.
That's low.
We need to bring back the Coliseum.
Dude, fucking musk and Elon are going to fight in it or our fucking musk and Zuck are going
to fight.
Are they going to fight to the end?
Elon's a pussy.
I don't think Elon.
I love Elon Musk and Zuck is a fucking weird.
You're going to watch that fight live on the pod.
Zuck would beat the shit out of Elon and he was never going to do it.
He's never going to do it.
Zuck would do it.
Zuck is phenomenal.
They're going to do it.
No, they don't do it.
They said that they were like it's it's fucking confirmed.
Elon agreed to it, but then he backed out.
That was the last I heard.
No fucking way.
Really?
Holy shit.
I mean, I'm fucking pumped.
You have C 300.
No fucking way.
I was going for a small.
I just hate when people fucking do this where it's like, oh, yeah, we're going to fucking
beat boxers.
I'm going to kick this fucking dude's ass.
And then they start doing the training and everything.
And then they just like it really simpy towards one another and become best friends.
Like no, I want to see.
I want to see two people that fucking hate each other.
Oh, 11 hours ago, Dana White says Elon Musk versus Mark Zuckerberg fight has fallen apart.
Oh yeah, I fucking knew that there's no fucking way.
There's no way Elon is going to fight Zuck.
All right, we got to make up for it.
We got to do.
I'll fight.
No, no, Ali back and Tyler going to fight live in the podcast episode.
No, I'll fight Dan.
I will get you.
We'll get you boxing gloves.
No, I'd like to see that.
No, me and Dan, which Casey, you sit there behind a microphone hosting game shows and
you never get any punishment and now you're trying to arrange physical fights.
No, fuck you.
You fight some more than welcome to make a game show.
You fucking fight someone, Casey.
Man, I would love to be on a game show.
So there's this there's this chick who's an only fans model.
Is it a chick?
Yeah, it's a chick.
But is it a chick though?
It's a chick though.
And she's actually a pretty good boxer.
Fucking her name's Barbie, but all the bees are sixes.
And it's Barbie 666.
She's fucking hot, though.
Like I would rather fucking try to fight me.
I'd still try to kill her, but.
You think you'd win?
Yes.
Yes, I do think I'd win.
You think there's women that could beat you in a fight?
There's a couple, but not most of them.
I smell smelling salt.
Yeah, because I fucking just cracked when you fucking retard.
I'm going to have to go back to that one for some reason.
It's not moving right now.
We're fucking kind of dying right now.
We got we do.
Oh, shit.
I just fucking died.
No, I'm back in.
Back in service.
We need smoke.
I think no, I think we could have a smoke.
I think that we need to get a fucking email.
Let's take a break.
I'm Max really getting stressed over the emails.
I am fucking furious.
Somebody save Ali Mac.
I'm killing myself if we don't get an email before episode 50.
It'll be the next suicide note episode back on the podcast.
Oh, what a selection.
My tears don't fall.
Do they crash?
You got some more incest going.
Oh, yeah.
We're back with Dan.
That one's still kicking.
Oh, that was good.
Yeah.
You're not supposed to shake that one.
Oh, he's not joking.
Tyler doesn't smoke weed.
I ain't buying it.
No, he actually did.
Tyler, put the paint thinner away.
Jesus Christ.
Let me sniff.
No, I'm just joking.
Let me see that actually.
Let's see what that's made of.
Let's see what's happening here.
Save for paint thinner.
This isn't even the toxic stuff, Tyler.
It's not doing it for me, man.
This ain't even the toxic stuff.
Contains petroleum distillates.
It's like, OK, so it's like WD-40.
Smells good.
That ain't nothing too bad.
All right, let's keep this at it.
Shit's getting weird.
So, is he going to snort in that B1?
I haven't tried that yet.
You should.
I'm saving it for a special occasion.
OK, so you haven't snorted it yet.
No, I'm planning on it.
It's great, dude.
It burns.
It burns, though.
You haven't noticed any weird side effects?
No, it's just more effective.
Damn.
It goes through the mucous membrane instead of the fucking stomach.
Goes through the blood brain area.
Yeah.
Wait, don't vitamins not go through the blood brain area?
So can we talk about these fucking bitches?
I think it depends on which one.
These fucking bitches with their crystals?
Let's talk about them.
I'm not aware of these bitches.
I fucking hate these bitches with crystals.
Crystals?
There's these bitches out there that believe that crystals can cure everything,
and they can do different diseases, and different mental illnesses can be cured with fucking crystals and shit.
What kind of crystal?
A fucking rock some of these bitches have.
They carry a rock, and it grounds me.
I have this rock because it grounds me.
And then at my house, I have Periwinkle, because Periwinkle is a fucking...
I don't even fucking know what the fuck they say.
I thought you believed in that shit.
No!
No, it's so retarded.
I remember I watched it twice.
It's fucking witchcraft!
It's goddamn Wiccan shit!
I hate them!
I hate the Wiccans!
I hate the witches!
I'll wear the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn.
It's just like, were the daughters of the witches that I couldn't burn?
I think there was this one fucking YouTube short I saw where it says,
Chick, she's talking about how you shouldn't drink the canned water,
the liquid death stuff, because it has a negative alignment to it.
She was trying to come up with some bullshit about how the atoms are...
Negative?
Behaving negatively because of what people talk about when they're around the can,
because of its name.
Oh my god.
And it was like, yeah, it's like with those plants where if you play them death metal,
they aren't happy, but if you play them upbeat music, they grow better.
And I just remember all the comments were like,
Wow, that's so crazy. I can't believe that. Blah, blah, blah.
I said some shit where I'm like,
What the fuck is she talking about?
Like six months later, I get like one like on it and a dude that replies and he's like,
Bro, I thought I was the only one.
He's like, these people actually believe the shit she's saying.
Hold on a second. Let me get my phone. It's charging over there.
There actually, there's like, it doesn't have anything to do with that.
But there is like a certain type of water that actually like,
you find it in vegetables and stuff and in your cells.
It responds to the fuck.
I'm fucking dead.
So yeah, any viewers that we had for this one are gone.
Apologize for that one.
If that upset you, fucking send us an email about it.
We'll make sure it doesn't happen again.
I'm going to be duffer than Ali Max.
Buddy, I heard it too.
Probably not as well though.
So what were you saying though?
Crystal leaning.
There's some like, they found some water like in some, I think it was like at Berkeley or something.
It like responds to sunlight and it starts creating an electrical charge.
So like, it's like in that you find this water like in your cells, right?
So there's like a different, like we think water is just like plain water.
But this, this water actually responds to sunlight.
It's like, so there's something different about it.
It's called exclusion zone water.
Healing crystals, they do exist and what they can do for you.
Here we fucking go.
Crystals have potent healing powers, not just healing powers, potent healing powers.
And when we touch them, healing is immediately activated.
Yeah, that's called a placebo.
Says cosmic energy healer, Eva and Taladu.
As crystal vibrations interact the body's natural energetic frequency, the body is said to be left feeling focused, relaxed and clear.
Here are the effects and their, and the crystals involved with them.
Hold on.
Let me, it's like that fucking miracle water that Peter pop off fucking snake oil.
Red Dead one.
Red Dead one. Red Dead.
Amethyst is healing.
Creatine, Creon, Crichtine.
Jade.
Self emasculation.
The fuck. What?
Black obsidian stability.
Oh, Jade is self-expression.
Rose quartz is romance.
Quartz itself is clarity.
Turquoise is safety.
Lapis lazuli is communication.
Blue topaz is creativity.
Yellow Jasper is happiness.
And Carilion, I don't even know what the fuck that is, is luck.
So if someone's trying to stab you, just grab a turquoise.
They can't stab you anymore because you'll be safe.
They stab you with a turquoise.
Listen, listen, if you hold a turquoise, people legally can't stab you.
They already can.
Yeah, my girlfriend was saying she's been waking up at like three in the morning.
And somebody she knows is like, oh, that's the devil's hour.
It is the devil's hour. It's the witching hour.
And she's like, oh, you need these crystals and you got to like put them in the moonlight.
Nah, bro. Nah, bro.
Be like, shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck out of here.
You got to get a fucking crucifix hanging up over the bed.
Put some salt lines.
Put some salt lines in front of your door.
Is that really what you do?
You just go to Tyler's house and just salt all of it.
You've been doing it every night for the last five years.
I put holy oil.
He burns down his house with sage.
Nah, sage is bullshit. You got to use frankincense and myrrh.
But you got to do that.
You put holy oil in each corner of your house.
What the hell is holy oil?
It's oil blessed by a priest.
It literally could be vegetable oil as long as it's blessed by a priest.
Damn. Do you have some of this?
Do you have some of this?
Yeah, I do.
Isn't that what we buy from the Middle East through a pipeline?
Put in our cars.
So basically what the thing is, it's like Jesus said,
no, John the Baptist said to Jesus, he's like, I will baptize you in water,
but Jesus will baptize you in fire.
And metaphorically, holy oil is like holy fire.
So to evil-
I saw it, right? He gets the machine covered too.
To evil creatures, to evil creatures or demons or whatever.
Holy water is like getting, like, you know, it burns them,
but holy oil-
Burns who?
Demons.
How does it get on them?
He's just got fucking cocktails of holy oil.
Molotov's a fucking holy oil in his house.
How do you get holy water?
Holy water you can get from any church, like literally any church.
You can go there, they have a fountain of it and you can just get bottles of it.
So stupid.
Really?
Yeah.
Some old guy, some fucking old virgin has blessed this water is now holy.
No, dude, I got fucking holy, I got a shit ton of holy water.
I got a shit ton of holy water.
You think you could fill a super soaker with holy water?
Yes.
What the fuck?
Do you think there's-
I think that might be a good idea for those nuts.
I love the need for COVID.
Dude, I told Casey I could bring my gun, but he says don't bring my gun.
No, I don't think you can legally.
No, you can not.
It's a preserve.
It's a private property.
I can't bring a gun?
It's public property.
Well, you're already going to be there after hours.
I can't bring a gun?
Do you have an open carry permit?
No.
There's no open carries in New York.
No, it would be a rifle because it would be technically hunting land.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think that would be-
So I can't just shoot a fucking cryptid when I see it?
No, but that's not what you thought this was.
No, it's a cryptid.
It's the rake.
That's a cryptid?
Yeah, the rake's a cryptid.
The Baba Yaga.
I gotta look this up.
The Baba Yaga is this fucking witch that travels in a fucking-
House made of fucking-
Yeah, they live in a fucking woven basket and they murder people.
And then they eat them, especially kids.
Don't do it.
Jesus.
Don't do it.
A field guide to cryptid creatures.
Dude, I love that game.
The Baba Yaga.
Hopefully the listeners like the production quality of time.
Trying to find the song right he wants right now.
While we all wait and don't talk.
This makes for good.
He found it.
It only took three quarters of the soundboard, but we found it.
Did you ever go see a psychic?
Oh, I did.
It was one of the funniest things.
Dude, I don't understand why the most religious kid has done all this, like, the most ghostly, demonic shit.
Yeah, because he believes in that shit, right?
No.
So listen, for me, I try to fucking weed out these motherfuckers.
But I went to a psychic and this bitch fucking the first thing she goes, she goes.
You're a dark one, aren't you?
I go, the fuck does that mean?
You shut the fuck up.
She's like, she's like, you're a dark one.
And I'm like, about to get your ass clapped.
Drop another line like that.
She goes, you have a lot of darkness around you.
And I'm like, oh, go figure.
And she's like, oh, sarcasm.
And she's like looking at me and I'm like, OK.
And she's like, she does this.
She closes her eyes and like I'll say Allie Mack is me.
I'm not trying to like fuck with you, but like this is what she does.
She goes.
Yeah, I would have fucking dropped her ass.
And I go, I like sitting there and this is my face the whole time.
I'm just going.
And she goes, you have darkness in you.
I'm like, can you just stop saying that shit?
That's fucking weird.
And she just goes, so listen, like you athlete, I got a stone high school.
And I'm like, yeah, she's like, I see.
I see injury in your future.
Jesus.
And I go, that's not fun.
That's so fucked up because I'd be like stressed out the entire time.
And she's like, I see an injury in your future.
And then they're like, you want to keep listening, pay five more.
That's how they get you.
And she's like, I see injury in your future.
Your knee, your knee will hurt.
And I go, oh, boy, I'm so scared.
And she's like, listen to me.
And I go, OK.
She's like, do you have relationship problems?
I'm like, I'm not dating anybody right now.
This is back when I was in high school and I wasn't dating anybody.
She's like, you will have relationship problems.
I'm like, why are you just telling me all this awful shit, bitch?
And then I'm like, and towards the end, I'm just like, I know this is all horse shit.
This is fucking phrenology.
You're doing some bullshit fucking thing, and you're trying to get a fucking read on me.
And whatever I fucking bite on is what you're going to go on.
She's like, I am not bullshit.
And I go, yeah, you are.
And then she I left because my mom's super into site like psychics and shit.
She's like, what did she say on my horse shit?
And she fucking went in and did like her psychic reading.
She said, she said that you're a very dark person.
I'm like, oh, yeah, go figure.
Could I call her a fucking liar to her face?
Yeah, my dad fucking ripped into one of them the last time we went.
Like when I went on my vacation a couple of weeks ago.
So my dad's like a hardcore Buddhist.
And yeah, I was like, I made a joke.
I was like, dad, you should do a psychic.
And he's like, actually, you want to know what?
Why not?
I want to see what she has to say.
And he went back and forth and he was just talking about like the teachings of the Dalai Lama and how life is punishment and suffering and all this stuff.
And she just couldn't even come up with a comeback to him because he was just trying to say like, oh,
like he was trying to do the same shit.
She was trying to say like, oh, like you're you're clouded and there's you're you're so dark.
And like she was doing all that shit, like trying to make it seem like he had shitty needed to figure out.
And the only way he could figure it out is if he kept paying to keep it going.
And my dad was just like, you are just the worst type of person.
Yeah.
So I did without saying that.
But he fucking embarrassed her and then walked away.
It was fun.
The fun is, I enjoyed that.
Can I heard this?
I heard this on a podcast, but it is a really fun thing to do.
Go on Google and search up psychics and go to the worst rated one on there.
And you're always going to have a hilarious time when you go.
Some guy on some guy did a YouTube video where he did that.
It was fucking hysterical.
It was so funny because I did that.
I was like the first one was like when my mom like maybe do it.
But I did this because it was like the fucking YouTuber said, do it.
And I want to just have this fucking experience.
So the door was open the whole time.
You see you hear cars going by the whole fucking time.
You're fucking going by.
I'm like, whatever.
How immersive.
So I'm just sitting there and this lady's just smoking a fucking cigarette the entire time.
She's going, you want a reading?
I'm like, yeah, I want a reading.
She's like, all right, sit over here.
She's fucking take a fucking big ass drag off a cigarette bitch from fucking Monsters.
Pretty much.
Yes, I got your paperwork with house key.
And she's like, listen, all right, I'm seeing you have a job, sweetheart.
I'm seeing a promotion in the future.
Something.
I don't know.
A bonus maybe you get something at some point.
You're going to get a bonus.
You want a fortune.
She's like, you're dating anybody there, sweetheart.
And I go, yeah, I've been dating this girl for seven years.
Yeah, she's a good girl.
I can tell.
I think you're going to be pretty fine with her.
You should have just been like, I think there's a demon around you, but I don't fucking know.
You should have just said, I'm gay.
You could have been like, have a good day.
Get the fuck out of my store.
The gigs up.
Fuck.
Oh, my God, we should go to the fucking sidekick.
Just fucking get stupid shit.
We should do fucking episode 51 live.
Friendlies.
Friend here.
We all are going to find a friend.
There's one in Troy.
There's one in.
There's still one in Troy.
Yeah.
Right.
I mean, Flasoff.
Yeah.
There's also one in Clifton Park Commons.
No shit.
They saw the Sundays.
And I mean, damn, we should just come in and be like, hey, listen, we're doing a podcast.
I mean, like 90 percent of them shut down.
Yeah.
That would be an awesome fucking Johnny Rockets, bro.
I just don't imagine.
Be like, listen, we know you're a dying restaurant.
God damn, my throat hurts from doing that.
Yeah.
Same here.
I've been reading, doing some reading here.
I was going to say I'm peeking over my fucking shoulder here.
Jesus Christ.
What is going on over there?
I'm reading about cryptids.
Tyler's got me thinking about that.
My dad said he saw a Wendigo.
So a Wendigo is that it's got like horns.
It's like it's like a fucking like like a demonic like Native American spirit.
Damn, the frog man.
Let's see what we got here.
Dude, you never researched cryptids, bro.
No cryptids are one of my favorite.
I have a map of cryptids in my room.
Let's see.
What do you know about the moth man?
Oh, the moth man is my favorite.
The moth man is a fucking huge one.
Yeah, I love the moth man.
He's from West Virginia.
He's either a omen of bad times or he is the bad times.
We don't really know.
Yeah, I think he's a harbinger.
Yeah, he's like a harbinger of like ill omen.
Basically, before the bridge got knocked down or like fell down.
Yeah, silver bridge.
Yeah, the moth man was like seen like two days beforehand or something.
Yeah, there's like something like real close.
There's a bunch of different stories.
Some people say it was right before.
Yeah, but like the moth man's like a giant humanoid creature with red eyes that like flies around.
Jesus.
And he was only seen a couple of times, but like he was seen by a whole bunch of people in that town.
And like they swear by it.
They have a fucking moth man festival every October.
I want to go to it.
Some people claim that they saw him on 9-11 too, but those claims don't really hold a lot of value.
Most of this shit happened in West Virginia in like the 80s and like the days before.
Before a bridge collapsed.
Yeah.
So like they think that he's like a harbinger of like of ill omen type shit.
But like.
Police department like has gone on record and so they got a shit load of calls about this thing.
Like over the course of a while though.
Yeah, it was like at least like 500 calls.
Like it wasn't like just a bunch of people being lunatics and trying to get their five minutes of fame.
No, like this and like nobody knew that the other people saw it either.
Yeah.
It was just like one day like they got like 500 calls about the moth man.
And then two days later the bridge collapsed.
And then there's been no like moth man sighting since.
Wow.
That's not true.
There's been there's been more since then.
Yeah, but like not nearly like the rest.
None of them are really validatable.
But it caught on.
It's like everybody in West Virginia knows what the moth man is.
They have like the moth man festival.
I just know there's this like cute girl from West Virginia that says this.
The moth man stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia.
Like, listen.
Most of the sightings were in Point Pleasant too.
Oh, were they?
Yeah.
I really want to go.
The bridge isn't far from there.
I want to go to the the moth man festival they have every year there.
They actually have a statue of moth man in Point Pleasant.
Now, wasn't that a movie too?
I mean, the moth man prophecies.
Yeah.
What was that about?
Like the the pre precognition of the bridge falling down from the moth man.
That's something chills up my spine, bro.
Yeah, I do.
The moth man freaking me out.
Yeah.
Look at look at pictures of the moth man.
He's pretty fucking cool looking.
He's also in fall 76.
Yeah.
Descriptions of it vary a lot, though.
But like the generalized one is pretty much a black figure with large wings and red eyes.
Yeah.
Kind of feathers.
But like it looks like a human except it's got.
Yeah, got wings and a moth like shaped head and it glows red eyes.
Yeah.
This is 1966 to 1967.
It was.
Yeah.
60.
Yeah.
That was like when it was like seen.
Wow.
Jesus, dude.
That's fucking freaky.
Yeah, dude.
The moth man's kind of chills up my spine.
Yeah.
Freaking me the fuck out.
Don't.
Yeah.
If you go back, dark, that top right one underneath, that's what most people say it looks like.
There's not many people that say that it had horns.
Yeah, that.
Yeah, that's that's a closer representation.
So there's like six cops that saw it, too.
Like so it's not just like schizo's and fucking West Virginia.
What the fuck like us?
Yeah.
A lot of people think that he's like a fucking government agent, too.
So we go out in the woods and find like a fucking cryptid or some shit and nobody would
leave us because we're so I know.
Well, nobody listens to us either.
That also affects us.
Have you ever seen that movie, Tyler, The Mothman Prophecies?
It sucks.
It does it.
It's not good.
That sounds bad.
Like, I like Mothman.
Like Mothman is probably my favorite cryptid and he's fucking the Mothman Prophecies fucking
sucks.
I think actually Robert Downey Jr.
Or am I thinking of Zodiac?
Yeah, you're thinking of Zodiac, I was about to say.
Is that an iPhone?
Yeah.
I could charge my phone after, too.
I need to go to the gym.
That's why I'm charging it.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
I don't want to.
You're going to gym, bro.
So as you know, I'm going to fucking kill and fucking come on people's windowsills.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, okay.
As you know, me and Dan are virtual pilots.
We are fucking certified.
Certified, in fact.
Why in the world is Microsoft Flight Simulator's fault?
Fucking come at me and tell me I'm wrong.
I was just saying, all these simulator games, you know, I saw like you guys tell me to buy
a PC and I go on the fucking Xbox and there's a PC builder simulator on the Xbox.
So you don't need to do anything in real life anymore.
No, you don't.
Dude, there's an ambulance simulator I played.
It sucks.
If you could just get on disability and get food stamps, you could literally sit at home
and not have to work and just do everything virtually.
Yeah.
And you could just, you know, you play a video game of a job.
You don't even have to mow your lawn.
Yeah.
Lawn simulator.
Lawn mowing simulator.
They got farm simulator.
They got car simulator.
They got cum simulator.
Garbage truck simulator.
They have horse cum simulator.
Garbage truck simulator.
You want to start a podcast?
They got train simulator.
I like fucking bank heist simulator.
Payday three.
We're officially sponsored.
No, we aren't.
That sounds fun.
I'm a big Baldur's Gate kind of guy right now.
I've been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate.
What is that?
It's a D&D by digital pretty much.
It's like a colossal game though.
It's fucking awesome.
I don't even like D&D and I'm tempted to get it.
Dude, games that are like that, like intense.
I just know I would, I would spend so much time on them.
Dude, I've spent 70 hours on it and I got it two weeks ago.
So flight sim caused 9-11.
Yeah, it did because of the fucking-
I'm pretty sure that they were using flight simulators.
They were using flight simulators.
What, flight sim 2000?
Yeah.
That's the first one I had.
That's hilarious.
I think I did hear that, that they were actually-
I could have sworn they did.
No, they actually did use flight simulators.
They got some flight training too in the US.
In the US they learned to fly too, which is fucking wild.
Yeah.
You imagine in VR, dude, you get the full VR experience if you had a PC.
You just hook up your Oculus, the flight simulator, and then it'd be like, you could pretend you're in the plane and you can walk through it like you're-
That should be a mission.
I could pretend I'm hijacking it.
There should be a mission.
You try and change the course of history.
You have to fight off the terrorists.
Yeah, yeah, that's going to be-
Nobody move, my friend.
They should have had guns to fight-
Ow!
Oh, shit.
Fucking hell.
If they fucking kill the terrorists, fucking save the country, but dude, you're only one person, only one tower.
You'd only be able to stop one tower.
Dude-
Which tower would you stop?
If you could only pick one?
Eenie meenie minie moe.
Yeah, I'd just find the first one.
Right.
Just one and hit.
I mean, Joseph Seifer wasn't in.
Oh, my fucking god.
Yeah, I mean-
Dude, what would have happened though if the one tower collapsed and the other one didn't?
Well, I mean, it's pretty amazing that they both did collapse.
Yeah.
It's almost like too amazing, honestly.
Fucking star shit.
It's like one of the-
Everybody's just like, oh, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can make them fucking weaker.
It fucking makes it fail.
It can't make them weaker, but it's also like-
Think of how much-
They didn't know that that was going to happen.
It was like, it was the first time it ever happened in history.
How did they know?
Because, actually, I don't know.
I think it's just because of the temperature that's that-
Yeah, you can measure when fucking the steel gets more pliable and stuff.
There was engineering put into it when it was built, but they weren't expecting a fucking plane to hit it.
Also, the plane destabilized the tower in the first place.
It's not like just because there's only 15, 30 floors above where it hit.
That's still an insane amount of weight.
If that metal just gets slightly more pliable, that's all it's going to take for it to fail.
Then it will start a fucking chain reaction.
If it's weakened, then all it would take is literally one bar in a critical area to do this.
The rest of them will fucking-
Any wall bearing enough load is just going to fucking collapse.
Once that starts, it's going to be a chain reaction.
Just imagine dropping a 30-story building on top of this place.
This place would be completely non-existent.
It's just like you're dropping a 30-story building essentially onto another 60 stories.
No, it's basically you're dropping 30 stories on one story, and that one story can't hold up the 30 stories.
It just keeps going down.
Then it's like, okay, so then you have 30 stories collapsed on the next floor,
and you have 30 stories that collapse, and then it's going to be 32 stories collapsing on that.
Then it's going to be 33 stories collapsing on that one, and it just gets progressively heavier.
The parts that weren't fucking damaged by the plane or the heat,
it's just going to be so much weight that's falling down, and it's just going to go...
The crazy thing is some of the people-
I think he's brainwashed.
I have a hard time believing that.
See, in order for them all to fall, like the pancake like that, you would have to evenly...
So some of them are going to get weakened, right?
But if you've ever heated up metal with a torch, you know that you have to keep the heat right on that metal.
Otherwise, it dissipates so fast.
If you were trying to heat up a car part, and you take the heat off of it, say it gets like cherry,
well, it turns back to just normal temp...
Not normal temperature, but it becomes un-cherry red, almost the instant you take the heat away.
But it's still more brittle at that point.
It might still be more brittle, but-
So what are you implying? That there is an explosion?
I'm implying that in order for that jet fuel to evenly heat all those beams, it just doesn't seem plausible.
You don't have to evenly heat them, though.
I think that's just so many of them got weakened, too.
All it takes is just enough to make that structure above it fail, and that sets off the chain reaction.
There's nothing to do about temperature from that point on.
And the reason why they chose-
That's all weight.
And the reason why they chose cross-country flights is because there was so much fuel in it.
So there was, what, 30,000 gallons was in what was there?
But then it fell perfectly even.
It didn't fail right away, either.
And the people that were in the building, too, say that they could hear it pancaking.
There wasn't explosions, but they heard essentially like a dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump.
That's not what FDNY said.
FDNY said it was like, you could hear explosions going, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
Yeah, because that's what the pancake is. It's going do-doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
Well, it was also way fucking quicker than clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.
Like, we all saw that fucking building going down. It's going clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.
It's fucking-
Also, these guys were fucking traumatized.
That building came down in like six seconds, if that.
It would have been like a fucking machine gun.
Jaden, pull that up. How long did it take for the tower to collapse once it started collapsing?
Six seconds.
Look it up. Time it.
Propeller at freefall speed.
Freefall.
It's impossible.
The fallen one.
It's impossible. It's physically impossible to fall at freefall speed.
The fallen one.
Hmm.
No, just look up a YouTube video. We can watch it ourselves and tell you how fast it is.
Alright.
I'm just saying, that is a shitload of mass.
That is a lot of mass.
It's got a fucking-
A lot of force.
Like, what would propel it towards the ground, Dan?
What would propel it? Gravity.
But like, also at the same point though, like it's not like the build- the bottom of the building is collapsing when the top is.
Like, it all comes down to- you don't see explosions on the outside either. You see a building failing.
It's like 10-15 seconds, so.
So, dude, have you ever seen that clip of Alex Jones predicting 9-11?
Yes.
What the fuck, man? Have you ever heard it?
No.
KZ pulled out.
Bro, it's insane.
It's insane. He, like, the amount of shit he gets right, it was two months before 9-11 happened.
Right? It was in July.
You remember when I found that shit on YouTube?
No, I don't think so.
Look up Alex Jones predicts 9-11.
Yeah, I did, but-
Oh yeah, of course it's not gonna come up.
Go on Infowars, it might be on there.
Bro, it's insane.
He's like, so if, you know, some Osama Bin Laden character all of a sudden hijacks some planes, right?
And people are like, well, it wasn't Osama Bin Laden. It's like, yeah, no shit, but it was at his direction.
He's like, we're gonna know who it was, and it was the US government. We're not gonna fall for it.
You know, and his Alex Jones voice.
It's the US government.
We gotta play that. You gotta find it.
Go on Infowars.com.
I don't know if it'll be Infowars, because it would have to be fucking 97.
He has backups of most of his shit on there.
So that's like the 2000s though.
People are like, oh well, you know, they were already talking about Osama Bin Laden and that stuff.
It's like, yeah dude, but that was way too fucking accurate. Way too accurate.
Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm so glad that you could join us today for this Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 broadcast.
Tyranny is enveloping the globe, and the United States is a shining jewel the globalists want to bring down.
And they will use terrorism as the pretext to get it done.
So that's coming up in the second half of the show. Very important information.
I'm going to put the call out that you call the White House and tell them, look, we've seen the news stories that you've wanted to blow things up, that you have blown things up,
and that you're saying that four million of us are going to die and we need martial law and the Associated Press.
God, I love how awesome Zrakely is all the time.
This guy's fucking awesome.
And be aware of who the terrorists are if you pull this. This can stop this Hitlerian Reichstag event.
I want to put the toll free number up for Congress.
And I won't want you to believe Alex Jones. I want you to go get these news stories off my website.
I want you to call these major newspapers. I want you to find out these statements were true by the White House about preparing for martial law.
And I want you to let them know that if there is any terrorism, we know who to blame.
The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government. And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden,
who was a known CIA asset in the 80s running the Mujahideen war and whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now,
and sits on the board of Iridium satellite, he's the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system.
Dude. I want the White House numbers up there now.
A big part of this solution after you research all the government terrorism and check out what I'm saying is true,
call the White House and tell them we know the government's planning terrorism.
We know Oklahoma City and World Trade Center was terrorism.
We know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted to blow up airliners, Baltimore Sun.
If you do it, we're going to blame you because we know who's up to it.
Or if you let some terrorist group do it, like the World Trade Center, we know who to blame.
And you could save the planet.
I'm calling an operation, expose the government terror.
That's insane. Is that on info? Two months before 9-11, we know who it was.
No wonder the guy's nuts because he it's like he thinks he's if you know that that shit's real, how could you sleep at night?
He thinks it's real. No wonder he's an alcoholic, too.
He talked about Waco, Texas, and how fucked up that was.
I watched the whole documentary on that shit and fucking Alex Jones during like after Waco was like, dude, they didn't do anything wrong.
Like all the all the all the feds had to do was let him fucking be in that house for three days and finish the book that he was writing.
And he would have came peacefully. So they're like, no, we're going to start shooting.
What the fuck? Well, there is also a complete lack of coordination between the teams that were there and stuff.
Like nobody really knew what the fuck happened, but they just dropped the ball on it.
Ard. Yeah. But like Alex Jones rebuilt Waco.
That's not that's not a joke. Alex Jones rebuilt the church for Waco. What? Yeah.
He rebuilt it. Yeah, he rebuilt like the like the physical church that they had like him and like a couple other guys.
They got a whole bunch of donations and they rebuilt Waco.
It's like church. What the fuck?
Wasn't it a cult, though? Yeah.
Cult. So what was the deal with Waco?
What happened? I think it was a cult.
But also you can have a cult in America as long as you're not hurting anybody.
Right. He was he was having sex with that official story.
But I don't know if I know the people, the people that lived on the fucking camp that survived said that he did.
And they've tried to defend the fact that he did it.
They were like, oh, like he said that, like, if I fucked him, essentially, like I was sleeping with God and it was like a moment with God that I was having.
And these chicks believe it. They were like, oh, yeah, he turned into fucking Jesus or some shit.
I don't fucking know. But yeah, no, I think the shit load on their girls.
I don't think they should have been gunned down like animals.
He'd fucking get people there. He'd convince dudes to come in and then he would stop letting the husbands fuck their wives.
And only he was allowed to fuck their wives, put kids in them and then have the fucking dude raise them.
Oh, my God. Yeah, it's fucking weird.
It's Waco's fucking weird. I could figure out how to start a cult.
But no, I agree. Law enforcement dropped the ball.
They did not. They did not have to die. But it was like in coordination.
The teams had the local police department that he got like fucking the feds and the feds are trying to work with like FBI.
I mean, the FBI is trying to work with ATF and shit. And they're all like on different radio channels.
They're not really talking to one another very much.
And then like all of a sudden, they just fucking tear gas the building and try to get them out.
And then a fire broke out somehow and it killed like most of them.
They had a fucking tank there. Yeah.
They had a tank that was wrecking the building while it was on fire.
How many kids died? A lot. Really? Yeah.
Like a lot of kids got killed during that. Yeah.
Well, they got well, no, they got most of the children out prior to the fire starting.
But there was a handful still in there. There's like 16 kids in the basement.
They all got smoked out by the fucking fires because they couldn't get out.
Like there was ongoing negotiations. This whole situation took like I can't even remember.
I think it was more than a week because they were starting to run out of food on the inside.
And a lot of them are or hurt because they got shot, including the head of the cult.
No, I had a cult got killed first. I think. No, he lived until the end.
He gave the order to fucking light the place up according to one of the people that was in there.
Well, he was telling everybody to put their gas mask on. He got shot in the abdomen.
Like he needed he needed help. He was bleeding.
But he was going to write this book and then he was going to turn himself in and then everything fucking.
They didn't let him finish it. He had like fucking like 10 pages left to or something like that.
Yeah. He was trying to write his Bible. Jesus.
It was wild, though. If I was the fucking fan, I'd be like, whatever, write your 10 pages and then fucking come out.
But damn, when did this happen? What year?
Seven, I think we have an echo. Yeah. Oh, ninety five. Ninety seven.
Oh, good. Oh, good. Yeah.
So we go the way go siege was in April 19th, 19.
Well, it was between February 28th and April 19th, 1993.
So it was fucking. Yeah, it was. It was a standoff. You guys weren't born yet.
I was born 98. Damn. What was the background behind that?
So essentially like the FBI got tipped off that they had because they had a shitload of guns.
The first. Yeah. The first fucking gun that really got fired that did damage to fucking ATF, the cultists and the inside of the compound was from a fucking
50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle. If you think about it, they didn't have anything to fight back against.
They're like, get the fuck down. Like ATF lost people in this, too.
They got fucking gunned down in the beginning. Yeah.
In the cultists. But like it started as a shootout. It was a raid that just went horribly wrong.
Koresh came outside and tried to stop it.
And then ATF was like, no, you got guns. We're coming in.
Yeah. No, then they shot him in the abdomen. Yeah, that was when he got shot.
And then then no, he got shot later. No, because he was the first one to get shot in the abdomen.
No, because this they went it was ongoing for months. He didn't die until the end.
So he but fucking if it's like Far Cry five pretty much like Far Cry five was heavily based on Waco.
Yeah. So four ATF agents were killed in the initial shootout and 16 were wounded.
And that was the only casualties that the ATF received or the feds or anybody.
But casualties and losses for the I love the Wikipedia. They treat it like it's a war page.
They show the lead figures and everything. It's fucking crazy.
They got the flag for the branch Davidians. But now so the casualties and losses on the fucking cult side was six were killed on February 28th, which was the first day of it.
Then 76 were killed on April 19th, including 28 children and 11 were.
So total they lost 82, which is 28 kids. Yeah.
Yeah. And they don't die. And they didn't die from gunfire. They died from burning to death.
Yeah. And the number the numbers. There's hundreds.
There was hundreds of ATF and FBI agents. There's not an exact number.
But in terms of branch Davidians, there was 126 of them, including 46 children.
82 were killed. 35 were released as part of negotiations.
They were kind of like trickle feeding. They were giving women and children away.
And then nine escaped from the fire. But there was also some problems, too, because they had radios on the inside of the place.
And like this dude let the mother and her two kids and the husband go under the condition that the police wouldn't separate them from their kids.
They did not follow through on that whatsoever. And David Koresh heard the news of that over the radio after he had fucking done it.
And that caused like a huge wrench in the fucking and it just led to the stalemate.
Yeah. Like he's like, what the fuck? And then they came up with this plan for the book and everything went south.
But plan for the book. Well, he was going to write a book and then he was going to come out afterwards on the condition that it was broadcasted on some radio station on live air and stuff.
And let him have that. They agreed to it. And then the fucking died. They agreed to it.
And then they fucking somebody. Yeah, there's some misfire. Well, not misfire, but they just fucking.
Oh, there's a fire. Somebody gave a fucking order to tear gas the place. I think that was ATF that did that.
I don't think that was the feds, but they tear gas the inside. Well, no, but the FBI was.
So the reason why the feds got there is because once a federal agent gets hit, anything like just catches a bullet, it is now a federal thing.
So they got like the fucking feds. They got the army once a federal cop gets shot.
An ATF officer is considered a federal officer. So if they get hit with anything like a fucking bullet, they're fucking.
It becomes a federal thing. And then shit gets fucking out of hand. Oh, damn.
Then they have the entire force of the federal government at their fucking will. Dude, that reminds me not to change the subject.
But I was watching this one video. Somebody called the cops because they said somebody was outside their door pretending to be an ATF agent.
Yeah. Right. And the local cops get there. And there's this guy outside with a clipboard.
All right. And they're like, look, get on the ground. And he's like, no, I'm an ATF agent. And they're like, get on the fucking ground.
And he's like, no, I'm an ATF agent. Right. Didn't ask him to see his ID or anything. Right.
And they're like, get on the fucking ground. Why don't you comply? And he's like, I'm not getting on the ground. Right.
And finally, dude, after more cops showed up, they forced this guy to the fucking ground. And he's like having like a panic attack.
He's like, what the fuck is going on? Like, guys, don't you understand? I'm a fucking ATF agent. What is going on?
And they're like, we've got an ambulance coming for you. He's like, I don't need it now. I don't need it. And he started freaking the fuck out.
But it's like he was actually an ATF agent. So he sued the department. But they're like, well, if he knew better, he would get on the ground.
It's like, no, if you guys just asked to see his fucking ID like a normal person, like, who are you to just run up on him with a gun and tell him to get on the ground?
He's serving a warrant. So somebody went and bought a gun and something to do with the background check didn't check out.
So he had to go back and collect the gun. Right. So, of course, the people in the house are going to say that there's somebody impersonating a cop out front when they're an actual cop.
Like, that's ingenious because then the cops showed up and forced them to the ground. Right. So, I mean, he's suing them. I hope he wins. That's just fucking ridiculous.
Local cop doesn't have any. You ever see that one fucking video of like the fucking like cops that were like walking down the street and like there's like this black guy like a bar and then like there's like we're going to do a fucking search on you.
He's just like, oh, wait till this happens. And like they fucking like put him on the ground and stuff. And they pull out a wallet. He's like, what's that say? And it says Federal Bureau of Investigation.
He goes, yeah, I'd like to be released from these handcuffs now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I love watching like nut flexing videos like that.
But like when they like put them down on the ground, there's like he's like, check my wallet. They go, okay. They check it out and he just goes, what's that bad say right there? And what's that ID? They go Federal Bureau of Investigation, United States of America.
He's just like, thank you. Can can I be let out of these now? They're like, yes. Yes, sir. Yeah.
Yeah. What's the ATF? Me? Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. Yeah. And they were serving all the fun shit, the firearms that they knew that they had. But they somehow a fucking reporter got tipped off.
And the order was crash his brother in law. So David crash. He's the fucking main. Yeah, he's a cold. So he was then in turn told. So crash knew that they were coming to serve this warrant when the ATF planned to just be a surprise fucking daybreak raid.
He had everybody prepared. He's like, guys, our day reckoning has come because he trained these people to like there's a reason they had these firearms. He had this seeking suspicion that the government was going to try to snuff him out.
So he amassed this stockpile of illegal firearms like AK-47. They actually weren't illegal. He had a he was actually a gunsmith and he had the he had the the gunsmithing license and he was actually like all and they.
I don't know about that. I have had a whole fucking they served. They served these warrants. This was my did. But they didn't realize that he had a fucking gunsmith licensing. How would they not realize that? Because they're fucking stupid.
People think the feds are these smart like fucking things. They're fucking just as stupid as the rest of us. Right. But like he actually like I watched this documentary on it and like all the receivers that they had were completely legal receivers in fucking Texas.
Like all of them. Like if you have a gunsmithing license, you can have as many fucking like I think it was the amount of of the things that they had. But like he would build guns for like people and sell them to them.
Oh, that might be it. I think he was selling them to people who didn't have correct licensing for them. I think that was the I think that was the big problem.
Well, dude, the government can basically just make fake fucking charges. They're going to do whatever they want to get you. And they don't really care if you're actually breaking the law or not. Trump.
Oh, God. Here we go again.
Tyler, hit this one right here.
This one.
This means I get to go home soon.
Thank fucking God. I'll go play payday. I can win at that game.
Thanks for your support.
Fuck off.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
My name is Alex Jones.
Here with your six time return of chance. Six fucking times.
I've also got three times.
Three times. Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I almost had him last week.
Almost.
And we got Ali Max.
Last question.
I always go all in.
I always go.
I want a game.
I go for true daily. I go for true daily doubles and I always go all in on final Jeopardy.
I'm room for Ali Max.
I don't care.
I'm room for Ali Max too.
I always do.
I get good money on these things.
I blow it at the end every single time.
I get good.
I room for Tyler.
I fucking hate that guy.
All right.
Your category is today.
Living presidents.
Oh, God.
The periodic table.
Maybe nationalities.
Oh, God.
Potable.
Holidays.
Oh, God.
And New York City borough.
The kid who grew up a Jehovah's Witness.
I'm going to come.
How's he going to do on fucking holidays?
I'm going to come out to start.
I don't. I'm not feeling good about this one at all.
New York City.
Tyler's pick.
New York City.
What is King's County?
The Empire State Building.
What is Manhattan?
What is Queen's County?
What is Manhattan?
That's Manhattan.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, that was a gimme.
I got beat to it.
I just started naming things.
We'll go near city borough for 400.
Yankee Stadium is here.
Where's the Bronx?
That was me.
You didn't say what it is.
Ali Max.
I did say what it is.
No, you had Bronx.
No, I didn't.
You had Bronx.
Jesus Christ.
We're going to pull back the fucking recording.
Two questions in.
Ali Max pick.
Keep it going.
600.
The Impractical Jokers are from the San Marcos.
San Marcos.
The Yankees.
Stan Island.
Oh!
Stan Island.
That was Dan's pick.
Stan Island.
We'll stick with it.
Keep going.
For 800.
The NBA team, the Nets play here.
What is Brooklyn?
Oh, Brooklyn.
Yeah, it's the Brooklyn Nets.
We'll finish out boroughs.
Tyler.
For 1,000.
Tyler, you got 1,000.
You got 1,000 points.
$200.
In Seinfeld, Jordan's parents live here.
I'm going to say Queens.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to say Queens is the only one we haven't done yet.
I kept saying it just in case it was the incident.
Tyler's pick.
You got Living Presidents Periodic Tables Nationalities Potable Holidays.
I'm going for you.
All right, you got to tell me the nationalities person.
Usain Bolt.
What is Jamaican?
Oh, Jamaican.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn, you beat me to that.
See, you look Jamaican.
You beat me to that.
I knew that one too.
Fuck.
Dan's pick.
Jamaican.
Nationalities.
$400.
Russell Crowe.
What is English?
What is Australian?
What is British?
That's Australia.
Oh, shit.
Really?
Oh, I was thinking of Russell Brand.
I was too.
Dan's pick.
Nationalities.
$600.
Emperor Hirohito.
What is Japanese?
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
What is Japan?
That sounded Spanish to me.
Tyler's pick.
Hirohito is fucking general in the world of Japan.
Fucking nationalities.
For 800.
Osama bin Laden.
What is that then?
What is Pakistan?
What is Saudi Arabia?
Oh, Saudi Arabia.
It is Saudi.
Fuck.
Because we claim we tried to give his body back to them and they refused and we killed
him.
God damn it.
We'll do nationalities again.
Emphasis on claim.
$1000.
What is African?
Elon Musk.
What is South African?
South Africa.
Africa counts.
He's an African.
Wait, were you peeking the screen?
Yeah, were you peeking the screen?
Turn the screen.
Back the fuck up.
Hey, yo, back the fuck up.
I can't see the screen.
I can't see the screen now.
So that's how he does it.
No, that's not.
Can you angle the fucking screen?
Get that shit the fuck out of here.
I'm taking away all six of Tyler's wins here.
No.
We got any more nationalities?
No.
Potent potables.
This flower grows to face the sun.
What is a sunflower?
I was too busy watching to see if Tyler was looking at the screen.
Who got it?
I didn't even listen.
All right, split it.
Down the middle.
All right, Dan's pick again.
Potent potables.
Potables.
The study of plants.
What does bot mean?
I would have taken both answers.
400 points each.
Dan's pick again.
Potent potables.
600.
This plant contains a stimulant that has been around since ancient times.
What is a ayahuasca?
What is a...
I don't know.
What is a fucking deutera?
What is oak fudge?
What is poppy?
This plant contains a stimulant that has been around since ancient times.
What is cocaine?
Oh, what is caffeine?
What is fucking coffee?
What is coffee?
It would be tobacco.
Fuck!
Of course it's tobacco.
It could have been a lot of things.
Fuck me.
Yeah, it could have been.
Because the plant that amphetamine comes from is ancient.
Coffee beans.
What is coffee?
All right, Dan's pick.
Home Boutables.
For 800, the world's largest tree is located in this country.
California.
What is the United States?
Yeah.
Yep.
What is the United States?
Yeah, he used it in fucking Star Wars.
Dan's pick.
Home Boutables.
Potable rules.
This 2008 horror film starring Mark Wahlberg is about killer plants.
What is Plants vs. Zombies?
What?
Maybe they made it into a movie.
It sounds like some Marky Marky movie.
Killer plants?
Killer plants.
Oh, fuck.
This is something that we definitely know.
That's bit, bro.
That would be The Happening.
I don't know that one.
I had no idea about it.
Dan's pick.
You got holidays, periodic table, and living presents.
Periodic table.
200.
FE.
Iron.
What is iron?
Oh, wow.
Ali Mack?
Ali Mack said what is.
I said what is too, motherfucker!
That was good.
That was periodic.
Did you say what is?
I said what is.
Yes.
You both get points, but it's Ali Mack's pick.
Fuck you.
Alright.
Fucking periodic again.
400.
SN.
What is salt?
No, that's NA.
What is sulfur?
What is silicone?
SN.
What is silicone?
No, that's not fucking salt.
I'm fucking retarded.
What is tin?
That's fucking shit.
I wouldn't have known that.
What is sodium?
Sodium is S.
Periodic again.
NA.
It is NA.
600.
AU.
What is gold?
Gold.
Yeah.
We both got that.
Who got that?
That was, that was...
Both of you.
That had to be down the middle.
Yeah.
I was going to say I didn't answer.
I had all the time.
Tyler, why don't you pick?
Periodic tables.
What fucking do you say, periodic tables, bro?
800.
B.
Boron.
What's boron?
Oh, yeah.
periodic on fire
Dude, that was a good one for a thousand
1400 what are the other scores?
Dad's got 4200. I was got four thousand. Yeah
I want to get back go all in yeah, all right, and I
What is nickel?
He says nickel
Oh, yeah
I'm back in I would have said nitrogen. No, it's nickel. That's good
Nitrogen if it's an element, it's just
Yeah, living presence and holidays yeah, we're not gonna do presidents
Holidays December 26th is this day in Canada. What is boxing day? Oh, yeah
I'm fucked. All right. Yeah, I wouldn't guess that but that sounds familiar
Holidays this Chinese holiday between is between January 21st and February
Fuck you
I didn't want to cut off the question. That was just stupid fucking I knew that
Let's go with
Yeah holidays why not? Okay the day Jesus Christ was resurrected. What is this?
I think we all got that
Yes, it wasn't me I was last to the party it was bang bang
I just sworn Dan is we might need to rewind that if it comes down to the wire
That might be a tiebreaker, but I think Dan had a point so I don't win
You can play under protest. Dan's thick holidays holidays holidays for 800. What is Rasta shot?
5200 to I'm gonna do
Yeah, 200 yeah, the Declaration of Independence was signed on this day July 4th 1776
Wow, I'm gonna fucking put my dick in your ass. Dan's thick holidays for 1000. October 9th 2023 will be this holiday
What is Columbus Day or indigenous people's day?
I had no idea because it's a fucking my my girlfriend was like
Can you help me on October 9th? No, babe indigenous people's day to celebrate. I can't help you
For 200 now we're fucked up
President was born in Georgia living presence. What is Biden?
No, he wasn't born
What is?
What is the other George Bush
Oh, what is Clinton Jimmy Carter he's alive
Yeah, yes, I will never not be surprised by that October 1st is his 99th birthday
The health care is getting too good
We'll be in presence
Son of a former president, what is?
George W Bush
That's me, baby
I said it first
Tyler actually had that one
Tyler beat him to it
For 600 his son's name is Baron who is Trump
I was split down that was definitely down the middle. That's that's my only role in this category is to see which one of these dumbasses
There's nothing left there's just 800 he was a senator from Illinois before before this president was impeached but not removed from off
What is Bill Clinton? Oh, what is Nixon?
Fuck
We all answer on that one
I was got 8,000 Dan's got 6,000
Got a bunch of questions. They were all just worth nothing
World War two. Oh my fucking god. This is my category. All right to the surprise of nobody. I'm all in
I'm not gonna text you
Is this the final Japanese?
My phone's about to die. So I go on every game. I will never not do that
Even if I'm going on by 10,000
We got to make Tyler sweat a little bit you got to go all in
You're going all in
Tyler says he's all in yeah, that's me. Wow
All right, holy shit why you guys say that the question is don't say it out loud out. Yeah
I'm not going to this down. I'm not going to this time
I'm in the first the first of the Axis powers to surrender in World War two was this country
Yeah, this isn't gonna be pretty for me
fuck
Could it really be so simple Ali max thinking about it Dan's thinking about it
I don't think I'm right, but it's my best guess anything else. I'd say would be stupid so
All right, Ali max says Germany
Dan says what is Italy? That's right
Oh Tyler also said
So did Dan Tyler's got the winner with
$16,000
Fucking wait, God damn it. We're good at Dan. Well, I know I got zero how much is Dan got?
Yeah, Italy surrendered in 1943
I fucking hate this game
I'm not drinking. I'm taking double dose of Adderall and y'all are going down
I'll fucking sort be one before it. It's over
I'm gonna start snorting be one fucking thing
fucking monster
We gave this kid vitamin B one
Give him B one. No, I never did a thing about B one. I'm cutting him off. That's it. No more
I won't tell you what kind of it's like the
It's like
Tell me I gotta sniff these goddamn smelling sauce god damn it
I'm driving home now fuck this it's like that movie limitless where the bad guy comes
He's like start shaking him down for his last pills
I saw that movie. Good movie earlier this year. Do you know get more athletic? I'm getting smarter
Do we created a monster
Supplements
Looks like to give all my credit to vitamin B one. Thank you. Yes, because God's on my side
Here we go. What you did Casey?
So you see I win so much because I pray to God
Win or you win big so I win big because the Lord Jesus Christ is on my so is the sermon over yet
He's not going to church start praying to the good Lord Jesus Christ you guys might be able to get some wins on your belt
Yeah, buddy. I don't think God's gonna help me with fucking Thomas Jefferson
I think I think I just don't know a lot about that stuff
That was fucking funny
Tommy Abe and
Probably probably like five six episodes ago. I said something about Jimmy Carter and then goes that guy still
That's like seeing a dinosaur
Exactly reaction today
If you ask again in the future if you say that again, I will have the same exact
So everybody big big announcements here
Episode 50 is coming up soon episode 49 is next week episode 50 our ghost hunting extravaganza
And episode 51 comes after that
Yep, we don't really care about episode
Episode 49 is gonna be kind of a build-up to to our fucking ghost hunting adventure Dan
Make sure you get off of work pretty early so we can get to there
Already got the flake lined up is thinking about how he's gonna word it dude that is I
Don't know if I Thursdays have been tough for me lately, too
But I'm gonna do I'm gonna make my best effort to be here
So me and Casey's gonna go die in the woods and you guys are gonna be
Keeping going in your in your guys honor
Me and Dan can fight
fucking jeopardy
Pour one out for Casey every episode dance on Tyler's grave
We're gonna go out like daytime like at sunset. Yeah, I got something in dusk
But if it gets dark, are we gonna be able to get back?
Why are why would it be concerned about getting back because it's dark in the woods
Isn't just the journey the part I suppose we have GPS on our phones in my car
Yeah, just just keep your shit charged
Yeah, I also was thinking if we didn't do that we could go back to the place where we always went for ghost hunting
I think Dan's never been
Here's a silver bag. Oh, yeah, what is silver bag?
If you if you want to go there we can go there too
If you if you want to go there we can go there too if you're too scared to go to the place that you pointed out to us
Oh, so I did I hear than this place. I am
The reason I'm primarily scared to go to that place is because my friend was so serious about it. Yeah, I know
That's why I want to go. So this was your friend that had a rake encounter. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah
There's something in those woods, bro, and he's just like dude like dead serious about it
Yeah, and he didn't want to come on the pod to talk about it, right?
Yeah, you thought you would have been offended if you or was he offended when I was just like
He's he's just not into that kind of thing. Yeah, he's more of like
You know just like what I'm saying to you right now is like what matters
Not recording it for like other people's entertainment. Yeah, you know, so
I mean, it's technically probably
I'm a serious in it, right? It's like I think it's technically a state park kind of thing
It's like a neat way like we had one of those by my house
Like awesome Street, but it's like a nature trail, but nobody ever went on it
So I mean my friends would just go like fuck around in it
That's what we did when I was a kid
We had we have a nature literally at the end of my street literally the end of my street is the beginning of a nature
Trail. Yeah, the end of my friend's street was a major trail and there was like a train bridge
Like he's like, oh the train never comes this way
And then one day I was just like sitting on the bridge and train starts coming. So it's like stand by me
Like stand by me they're on like a train bridge and like it starts coming at him
I think one kid gets his legs ran over some shit. I don't remember. I fucking booked it fell over on the rocks
Yeah, there's a there's a nature trail by my old place that I used to live and
It's attached to a fucking cemetery. It's an old so it's like an apartment complex
Not apartment complex. It's like a housing complex that had a golf course
Then they just stopped maintaining it because they stopped using the golf course and they turned it in they like half-ass
turned it into like a
Trail a trail and it's next to a cemetery and I just remember one day I was like I'm gonna go for a walk
I feel like going for a walk after this night shift and I went and it was just super foggy
Over it and like it was like there's a lake and there's just this bench
Everything's just overgrown like they mow it but they don't weed wax like by the benches and shit
The grass is super tall and the wood like it was just an eerie feeling and when you get to a certain point in the park
all I could see was just fog and then just a rolling hills of a cemetery behind it and it's like
Like I felt like I was in a fuck. It was a super it was like a liminal. It was liminal
That's the best way to describe it
So I've never been this place that Dan's talking about
I do want to scope it out in the daytime just to see like what's fucking going on there
See if I get any weird vibes because you can still get weird vibes in the daytime and shit
yeah, so I'm gonna I want to go there kind of get like the vibes of it kind of type thing kind of scope it out and
If not, we can always go back to Silver Bay with Dan. I think Dan would enjoy it
It's a really nice place like you guys have been up there. It's a beautiful campus. It really is
Like it's spooky at nighttime when there's nobody else up there, but it's a fucking beautiful campus
It really is but we've been up there like
I've been up there countless. I was gonna say I've got there twice
I know I know the owners now like I've actually like had conversation with the owner
So if I talk to the owners, they would let us have free reign of the entire place
But they let us like into the building and stuff places and shit
So we do you think they would allow us lodging for the owner's?
Mission if I get the owner's permission, would you guys want to do that?
Could we do like lodging there for a night?
By chance I might be able to check it out like
Investigate because like this is I mean, it's like a summer camp. There's living quarters there
I couldn't wait like and then we just like is that would be so I could be all in building
If I get if I if I fucking word it right, I'm pretty sure I could get us to bunk in the most haunted place
The entire yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god
I would fucking cream my pants because my dad my dad's really good friends to people who run the place now and
he he does like ghost hunting and shit to my dad would like my dad got me into ghost hunting and
If I play my cards, right my dad is a key of the entire place. He has a gift the master key really?
Yeah, so
I was gonna say I wouldn't want to spend a night there unless we had express permission from them
No, but I mean, but if we don't I have the master key so and we can fuck around and
To record and use on our podcast
Yeah, but I have I have the master key because my like my dad's an annual member up there, which there's only ten of them
And he donated to Silver Bay
So he is like on the donors list and all I have to say is my dad's
Fucking this guy my daddy said I could come my daddy said I'm up here but like my dad like donated to he didn't donate
Like a shit ton of money, but like he donated enough money like like a couple thousand bucks up there and
Even if you donate a couple thousand bucks, you're you're on the donors list
And there's only like 12 people on the donors list and if you're on the donors list you have fucking free rent in that entire fucking place
Damn, so basically I'll talk to my dad
I'll see I'll see if he can talk to me because he goes up like probably two or three times a week to work out because he's
Paralyzed so he doesn't like working at like normal gyms because people always make fun of his legs and shit
So he's like he goes up so if he's able away is it about an hour hour and a half
It's on exit 20. I'd say it's about an hour. Yeah, what town is it? It's by late George
So
Let me see what I can do
Let me see what I can do. I'll talk to the I'll talk to my dad
See if you can talk to the owners if I get express permission that we can fucking be there on
What is it October 8th is when it would be the Thursday?
So it wouldn't be this it would be October 4th
or not October 5th
But if I can get for express permission, I'll check out the place by Dan's house
We're gonna go back on the Halloween there. Maybe but I'll see what I can do
I should be able to if I I'm pretty sure I can play my cards, right?
And I pretty sure we should be able to get a ghost hunting thing with free rein there
And if we do that, it's on the offseason, so there's nobody staying in the hotels or anything
So they're probably gonna be like whatever you can fucking stay there
so damn I
Drive us up. So none of you guys would have to drive
But I could drive us up we could do some ghost hunting till probably like, you know
3 or 4 a.m. Sleep for like two or three hours and then head home
Damn, that sounds awesome. Yeah, but um, it's been
I don't think I'm gonna sleep
In a haunted place. Why not?
So the place where I slept when I was a kid
When I was a kid, there's a place up there called third floor south because there's third floor north south and central
I think
But it's the building shaped like a U and the third floor is the only floor that hasn't been refurbished or anything
Like the third floor is like pretty much how it was
Third floor south is where I stayed when I was and like doing a summer program there and
There is the the rooms where you stay in and then there's like a common area
And me and me and the kids would play cards there at night when we were like 12 and like we were playing
At the end of the hallway because it's fucking you know
Like in the scary movies where you can look down the hall and there's just fucking like rooms and shit
And they're all the exact same then there's just like the end so the end of the hallway was a bathroom with a window
and
We were playing cards and every single night somebody would be like is there something walking down there?
Because there's other people sitting in the hotel with us at that point because there's like different schools there
But we were just on the third floor be the only people there
So like we just kept on being like is there somebody fucking walking down there?
Like seriously is there somebody walking down there and like people be like, what are you talking about?
I'm like, dude, I fucking see somebody walking down in the hallway
And I'd be like then the next night back
How about you sit here and you can look down the hallway and tell me if you see somebody walking around because like it
Was like every like 20 30 minutes like you could see somebody just like walking down the hallway and he's like, yeah
So then one of the nights like fuck it. We're all like four of us like went down
We're like we're like we want we thought it was just somebody walking around being like we're gonna be like
What are you doing on like our floor?
Like this is like the floor where we're supposed to be staying at
This is like the floor where we're supposed to be staying at went down there
There's no exit
There is no other way you can go and if somebody walked into one of the rooms in the hallway
We would see it
So in order to walk into one of the rooms and get out of sight because it's literally like the end of a hallway
There's like it's just like a room with a rocking chair and like the bathrooms are right here
So we opened all the bathroom doors made sure nobody was in there
We opened up like all the shit and there was no way and we had somebody standing at the door
Like where like you walk into it like where we saw the person walking
So if somebody was there they would have had to walk past him and we would have saw them walk past him
Nobody fucking there. Mm-hmm, and it kept happening
It was a lady with a ponytail
Like or like it wasn't a pony that like a like a what do you call those buns?
I think it's one it's a lady with a bun
He saw like a side profile of her walking past the window because the window had like a light coming through from the outside
You'd see a side profile of a woman with a bun apparently
It's called a white lady
Also, Mary Payne is what her actual name is
She checked on all the kids
When like her spirit check like there's been countless stories of people like actually seeing a
woman in Victorian era like like clothing
Walking down hallways and checking on kids and then when they go try to talk to her she just disappears. What the fuck? Yeah, but
She's also very very very protective of children and shit
And if you're an adult and like you're like mean to kids and shit show fuck with you the entire time you're there
Mmm, but there's gonna be no kids up there so you can't fuck you kids
but like
She could bring your little brother was verbally beret
But bring my knee my five-year-old niece up there
Shut the fuck up
So the story up there I know we're dragging on but I just want to tell the story so you guys know what you're getting
Into so the story up there is there's there's a couple stories that happened up there
But I'll just give you a quick rundown of them
so the original property owners were Silas and Mary Payne Silas Payne was a
guy who was in with the Rockefellers the
Carnegie's like all those guys in New York City like fucking like all those guys
He was like the guy who did like the iron like he gave him like the iron and stuff
So he was a fucking multi-millionaire back then and that's fucking nuts
So he had a property and that his property was the entirety of silver base campus like that's like the whole campus
That's now a YMCA was Silas Payne's at that point
So Silas Payne had a wife named Mary and he had a son and I always forget his fucking son's name
But his son comes in and it's important so Silas would have to go down to New York City all the time
This was before they had cars and shit. So they had to do like course drawn carriages and fucking shit
So it would take him like a day to get down and get back type shit
So he was down there and his wife was doing the laundry or whatever
So his wife was doing the laundry
Whatever she's like, whatever blah blah blah like her kid couldn't swim
Kid can't swim but the kid always wanted to go into a lake
so
fuck it
The the Mary was doing it and they had like nannies and stuff because they were like rich people back in like, you know
The 1800s so you could you know, just have made and shit that just took care of stuff
So they also had a nanny that like took care of like the kid and stuff. So
she was like washing like clothes or something and then and then
Like the maid came in she's like, I thought you were watching so-and-so
She's like no, I thought you were watching him and they found him face down in the lake just floating there kids dead
So the kid died
They sent a a like a super fast telegram
or they sent like the they had like the fucking like the
Morse code things that they would send down back then
So Silas got that got the message that his wife was dead or that is that his kid was dead
So he's like fuck I gotta go back up. So like the the Carnegie's and they're like, okay go back up to like to your place
They're like, okay
So on his way up the wife sent all like this this the the house servants away and stuff
They're like just go home. Like I just I just want to be alone right now
Silas comes back to find his wife hanging in the foyer of the house
so Silas
Just draw it with grief ended up selling off the entire property because he just didn't want to be there anymore. Right, right
So that's one of the stories, but he lived on that property till he died
But he did sell he sold off the property but he's just like this is just my house
I'm just gonna live here until I die type thing. The house is really weird. That's the only place
I don't know if we'd be able to get into because that's what I'm saying
I don't know if we'd be able to get into because that's where the master key doesn't open
You have to have like special special permission to go there. It's normally held like for wedding reception and shit, but
That's the only place we won't be able to go. Can we not go when there's ice on the ground?
So
That's the first story the Boy Scouts of America were also founded there like that's where the Boy Scouts of America were founded
That's where they had their first meeting and stuff. Allie Mack and I know that meeting circle very well
So there's a there's a meeting circle in the back and the
The Boy Scouts of America normally had their big jamboree there every year. They had a whole big jamboree. So
One day these kids they they had like their fire and stuff
They're like real excited and the inn used to be shaped like a T instead of like the letter U like it is right now
so
one of these kids
stupid kids brought back a
Fire poker from the fire and it was still smoldering
Burned down the middle part of the inn and when he burned down the middle part of the inn 16 kids died. Holy shit
16 kids died fucking spooky as shit brother 16 kids died and they burned to death. Also. It was a Revolutionary War battlefield. I'm just
Fact-checking Tyler's we go along here
Yeah, the Boy Scouts of America was founded in 1910 at the first encampment in Silver Bay, New York. Yep
damn
Very interesting. Yeah
You can't the one thing I will say is you can't find a lot about this fire
Online there was the fire though. Like I I swear on fucking anything like this is like an actual thing
Like you can look at like the the documents of the old thing and it said it burned down because there was a
Childlike thing and the fire
Yeah, so um
That's like at the property though. You can actually get like the documents from that like at the actual property of Silver Bay
So they have that and they have the Fisher Gym
Which is actually the first basketball court painted in ever
Like the first like if you want to play basketball like the first court that was ever like painted as an official basketball court
Silver Bay, New York is where to go
I'll fucking beat you one-on-one if you want to do that, but the West Gym
That is one where the spookiest in the fucking tire place up there. The West Gym is so fucking scary
I don't even like fucking looking at it
So you have to go through the East Gym to get inside the building of the gym
Because they have two basketball gyms
They have the East Gym and they had the West Gym and they also have the Fitness Gym
Which is like, you know the standard like, you know workout like weight weight room and shit
And then they have a rock climbing wall in the basement
The gym's always fucking real creepy
Now is Silver Bay the name of the town?
Or is it the name of this property?
It's it's I guess a town too because like Silver Bay, New York is technically like a little enclave
It's in Bolton Landing
But I think it's its own like type of like, you know how like some towns have like
Like the two parts of town are called like different things like Water Vliet has Uptown and Port Schuyler
Like people call Port Schuyler Port Schuyler, but it's actually Water Vliet
But it's called Port Schuyler by the people who live there. I think it's kind of one of those things
This this says right here. It's a hamlet. Yeah, it's like a hamlet. So not quite a town. It's kind of like
Altamont. Yeah
So it's like one of those things but um, it's a very very cool place. It's very beautiful campus during a daytime
Now what lake is it on? Lake George like northern part of Lake George. It's on Lake George. Yeah exit 24
Yep, and this little uh
This is in 1910. That's that campfire
That's the same one that uh me and Tyler have the story about here and shit on the spirit box at
I mean, obviously some stuff's different
But like I can recognize the geography of that place just by doing it
Fucking 1910 remember how creepy that shit was. Yeah, we're that's in an old timey picture of that
Dude, remember how creepy that shit was though. We could hear the fucking thing circling us in that fucking thing
Yeah, did you can you confirm this?
I don't know about the circling part
But you could definitely hear deep voices being brought out and you you definitely felt the presence of being watched
especially once uh, once we started like talking shit to the thing
Then it was just like it was just it was weird like there was ones that like I thought were kids
But in retrospect it probably just was the spirit box just
Zipping through them, but the deep voice that you could hear definitely for sure
You could definitely hear that and it was spread across multiple channels that like you can't do that
With like an actual thing. Yeah, I was saying like I'm get out leave
Then when it's like when like she started getting crazy it goes
here
And I was like fuck this
Yeah, I love I just like turn out like like I think we should leave
Yeah, yeah, it was just weird because then when we left you would shine a
Flashlight up the trail and you could see the tree line fine, but as soon as you put your flashlight
On the trail like where you felt the thing was fucking looking at you and you're so i'm tearing up thinking about it's kind of fucking creepy
Jesus you fucking
It just got dark you couldn't fucking see anything like it absorbed light and we walked away and it was weird
And then we had the whole fucking auditorium thing that I know I've showed you the video of
Yeah, we're like the lights go on and shut off that's fucking wrong dude. We were fucking in there though
So like the craziest part was there's a chapel on the property and when we got to the chapel everything calmed down
It just the feeling of being watched went away
Yeah, it was like you felt just like a weight off your shoulders like that spine chill was gone
You could fucking just relax for a second. So like we were chilling there. We were kind of like catching our breath type thing
Yeah, and then alley matt goes what the fuck's that light? Yeah, he thought I was fucking with him at first
Yeah, because like I was sitting there and I was like am I fucking with him? I'm like I could have sworn. All right, we got an echo
Becoming worse as
Fuck film you got to use a polaroid because it's all analog. It's nothing but just light going on too. Yeah, that's that's why people
It's just light going on to the yeah light receptive film, but that's why people claim that you can get shit on polaroids
But there's also a million ways to make lens flares with them regardless. So we're we're sitting at the chapel
And we're kind of like that was fucking crazy like shit like that doesn't happen every single time
Like that's just like that like that's like a one-in-a-hundred thing. Like we're like, okay
It's an active night here tonight type thing
Yeah
And like alley mac was all sad boy at first and now he's just like dude ghosts are real
Yeah
The craziest thing was like I we just got finished with his fucking spine chill thing. It was like tyler. What is that?
I got what the and as tyler is like, what are you talking about? Like what fuck light went off?
They like what fucking yeah, and you turn around and it's fucking pitch black
I'm like, I swear to fucking god those lights were just on. I'm like, I'll freak the fuck out again
Tyler thinks i'm like trying to like call bullshit, but he half believes me because he can tell i'm like
Stressed the fuck out that I just saw those lights turn on and off
So i'm just sitting there. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like there's not another car there. There's nobody there
So like I just see the lights go on. I'm like
Fuck like what is going on? I thought it was all her like fuck
This whole time while we were walking back, we were like, oh my god
I'm like this whole time while we were walking back, we would have saw these lights turning on and off if they was if it kept
Yeah, yeah, and it wasn't there. It was when we were at the chapel. It started
So like we were sitting at the chat. I'm fucking getting goosebumps talking. Yeah, it's like, oh you're somewhere. I can't get you
Look over here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Don't fucking say that. That's making me fucking freak out
The ending of this story freaked me the fuck out worse though, but like we're getting that point
But the ending like I can't get to you. Yeah, tyler tyler probably stopped us from being murdered at the end
I I was freaked the fuck out when I got the lights at the end here
I like started to get like really ballsy and ready to go. Tyler convinced me because Tyler was like
Up to this point tyler was acting all ballsy too about the end. He's like alex
We need to go sometimes you just gotta pump the brakes
These things like maybe we shouldn't be pressing here. So this won't get to that point. Yeah, we'll get to that point
So we're like fuck so we're doing this shit like this shit's fucking nuts
Like we're like we're like this shit's happening type thing
So I'm like get the keys was like and the lights didn't turn on again until I cut we kind of like
All right, Ali Mac. I'll go see where these fucking lights are because I don't fucking believe you right now
I think you're fucking with me and then we start going over and then you see like a like an orange glow
Yeah, I started small. Yeah, and I you know, it was the craziest thing that I'm thinking about now
Well, it was like a fire. It started like a fire glow
I don't know if it was a fire glow
I think it was more just I could see how the first time to turn on you could see that because it starts like
All the lights didn't come on at once you get like some little tiny like
stage lamp lights there would turn on first and then like the big
Auditorium lights would kick on like three seconds after that and then like then it would stay on for like 30 seconds 45 seconds
Shut down in the same order the big ones would go off first
Then the tiny ones would go off and then like another minute or two goes by and it would fucking do it again
And we're just like no fucking way. So I'm like, this is so fucking cool
So I go up and he's like I'm like we gotta look in those windows and you're like, please
We don't gotta look in the window. So Mike we gotta so you look in the windows and then
Let's go out. I'm like
I mean like you said black and white
do you actually know how it look like if you took a break I mean if you took a look and played there I can say
It's like it's like it's like you know, usually you cut it off
If they're gonna go on again, well think the thing that I remember seeing when we walked up is the lights would
Kick on but you just you couldn't really see anything
Like the only reason you could see this big glow is because it's got like a big glass
through that I could see this thing that looked like it was some and it we couldn't find it when we went back with
Casey but it looked like some sort of timer thing that was connected to the light somehow
But I asked my buddy who's done stage and like he's done drama clubs and a million different things
He used to work at the life church and fucking colony and he was in charge of like all the special effects and lighting there
And it was like have you ever heard of that? I'm like it's in the offseason in the winter
Are they trying to like warm the bulbs up to like keep them fresh?
I don't fucking know but like I'm looking for a way to justify it because it makes no sense to me
I saw this weird thing and he's like I have no idea what you're talking about with this meter thing and I have no
Idea like you know, it's a fucking light. It works if it has electricity. You don't need to like keep them functional or anything
Yeah, he had no idea what I was talking. So we're just like oh, so we're like
This is something weird man
We went back the timer thing was nowhere to be found on the wall because we and it was completely to the auditorium
Yeah, the auditorium we didn't know at that point, but you can walk up a staircase and there's doors just open all the time
Yeah, it's a door. It doesn't have a door handle or anything. Like it's just a fucking it's like a saloon door
It just swings open you can't lock but another thing that we found is that the the stage lights were the switch ones you had
Like actively go like this to turn them on and off a couple of them were but we don't we don't know what lights were on
Though yeah, you couldn't see like any of the particular bulbs
You could just tell that some came on on the floor and then a bunch came up on on the roof that were way bigger
Yeah, so it was it was too hard to tell like you just there was no good bandage and like actually there was nothing like crazy
Spooky like that we saw in the auditorium. It was just the lights were weird
But like I've gone up there hundreds of times like I go up my dad all the time and stuff even in the off season
Those lights never turn on and off. They're they are always off
Yeah, the only way I can think of it
Maybe like somehow it's some like voltage test or like I I don't fucking know like some automated thing to make sure
But I seriously doubt it. Yeah. Yeah, so we're like, that's so fucking cool. I got excited again. So I'm like, you know what?
That thing's trying to keep us out of the fucking woods. We're gonna go back
And we went we're like, yep
Let's go back to the council circle where that fucking evil fucking creature thing was so I'm like in the middle of the night. Yeah
Well, it we got there probably around like I don't think it or not
I think yeah
It was probably closer to 8 8 15 ish but we did like it was already dark because it's off season
So it's pretty much like it was getting dark when we got there like the Sun was no longer in the sky
But like it wasn't like it was like that. It wasn't a view. Yeah, like it was past dusk, but not quite night
I guess it was dusk. We left it like 1030 like 11
Yeah, we were we were there for a while because for the first hour we were there. We're fucked around
We weren't really doing anything. I'm snapping pictures of random shit. Like we walked on the beach. I was taking pictures like
the lifeguard stands and stuff just trying to see if anything's coming up in them and I'm not getting anything
I never got anything in the pictures there except for at the circle one of the pictures
I took just came out completely black
Which is not how polaroids work
Like if it doesn't if you didn't capture any light onto a Polaroid, it would come out a baby blue
It was black it came out completely pitch black
So I don't know it could have been some super rare defect with the way the fucking ink got
What's the rest of the shit that happened?
Yeah, it was it but like when we saw that like alley max said like the same thing to me
Yeah, it shouldn't be black. Yeah, it was this it would then that was the one pic though
That was one of the several pictures I took at the circle
But it was the only one I had taken at the circle once we started thinking we were hearing things
So we saw that shit. We're like, huh?
So we're like, all right, we get our balls fucking back. We're like, this is fucking cool
We're not gonna let some stupid ghost push us fucking drove an hour and a half out here
we're seeing shit like we can't just leave like it felt like
It felt like we were in the second act of a movie
Yeah, it's like we wanted like, you know, it's there all Tyler was saying for the longest time on the way up
There's he's like, I don't want you to be disappointed like we can hang out we can fuck around up here
But there's a really good chance. We're not gonna see a fucking thing
Yeah, like a lot of times when you go go something you're not gonna find fucking shit
We could go up there like get like this whole thing not fucking see anything right at all at all
Yeah, it could be a complete cut like when he went up
literally nothing happened
Nothing we just
Slipped on his ass. Yeah case he slipped on his head. I also slipped up
He has to yeah, so we're gonna get to the climax of the story right here
Which freaks me out to this fucking day and Ali Matt can attest to this
So we're we're fucking going back and I'm like, let's just turn on the fucking spirit box
Cuz what the fuck's it gonna say that's gonna scare us. We're too ballsy guy. We see people die
So we aren't in the woods yet
But we're walking up like the gravel road to the entrance to the trail that leads there
So we're closer to the woods than we are like the chapel and the auditorium and the main buildings and the street lamps and everything
Like it's still illuminated at night a little bit a little bit
You have like a couple like safety lamps for the parking lot and shit
But it's like and like the TVs on the inside of the main building like you're like the new screens
Yeah, it was like the little visitors center like default home screen that they have on it
Yeah, but there was no lights on in the building. Yeah, like it was
Power, but it was very minimal. So we're like, okay
So I turn on the fucking I turn on the the spirit box and we're like, let's just listen to what's trying to say
Cuz it's not gonna scare us
So we're sitting there and then all of a sudden it starts saying metal and I'm like the fuck and I'm actually like really
Confused he's like metal and it says take off metal
Take off metal metal take off. No, I said I thought was in cross
No, it was metal because I was wearing I wasn't wearing a cross. I was wearing the st. Michael metal
Oh, so I'm like it's talking about my necklace because I have a bishop blessed
Necklace that I wear all the time. It's a st. Michael metal and I'm like is this what you're talking about and it goes
Yes, and I'm like, I'm not fucking taking this off
And I'm like I'm not taking this shit off and then like it went silent for a little bit
We're still getting to the fucking woods and then it said sever. Yeah, we were yeah
We were starting to think that maybe we had we're just hearing things
Yeah
but
Tyler was telling the story of like how I was blessed by a bishop or some shit and I I was wearing this thing
This has been I've worn this the past couple years on and off because I break this thing and it takes me a year to replace
It I was wearing this but I didn't touch it or anything
I didn't even think of it because you started talking about the bishop thing
But just for the purposes of the story I was wearing this and has a cross on it and I'm not super religious
So so I was sitting there and it said sever and I'm like, yes downswing sever
But it said sever and I'm like sever what into we were like, oh, okay
Pieces and I go did it just say sever into pieces and I'm like you didn't make out pieces
I I heard pieces because you had heard sever and then I I think we both heard into pretty clearly
Yeah, and then you're like what the fuck did you say? I'm like, I think it said pieces
Yeah, and at that point I'm like I'm kind of irks
But at the same point I'm like the fuck's this thing gonna do all it's doing is talking at and then the creepiest fucking thing
I'm getting goosebumps fucking talking about it. It just goes we
and I go
Yeah, it's time to go
I'm kind of my dad thing knows my fucking name. Yeah, and I'm like it said sever into pieces
Then it said my name
And I was like this is confirmed. Yeah, I the Lee I think might have been it. I remember you saying it I
Personally didn't hear it. I heard we were also talking. Yeah, so I may have talked over it
I did hear sever into pieces. Well, I heard into pieces. I did not hear the sever that was like I was talking to I was
like wait, wait, wait, and
Then like I missed it but like because we were talking during it
It's not like it's it's saying shit right away. It wasn't like sever into pieces
It was like sever a solid like 15 seconds or so in between each word
so we'd be talking during it be like what what did it just say like shit like that, but
And then but did you hear that bro?
Bro that definitely sounded like this but like yeah when it said that like I heard it clears day
That said fucking Lee and I will fucking swear to the day I died that that thing said Lee
And I was just like I wouldn't doubt it
I just cannot fact-check it because I personally did not hear it with my own ear because like we were talking but I heard
It and like and he saw how scared I got at that point. Yeah, you were done. You like you were immediately done
You stopped walking and I could not get you to take another
Yeah, I could not get you to take another step
Well you he wasn't really freaking out. I was just like you were just like you're you because I was like come on
They're like, let's go back to the campfire. Like let's just see what happens
Like we drove all the way up here and you're like listen said my name
No, like I am NOT taking another step up there and every ounce of me wants to run back to the car right now
Yeah, but like we're not gonna do that, but I'm not fucking going up there
Yeah, it was like
Okay, and then I explained to him like sometimes
You gotta count your fucking you gotta count your fucking chickens
Well, we had been talking to the whole time cuz like the old time that nothing's going on
Which was a lot of this like there was probably ten minutes of action throughout this entire thing
But those ten months of it was ten minutes
We're fucking horrifying and they gave us shit to talk about the rest of it
but we're talking about like our beliefs in the supernatural and stuff and
Both of us kind of agree with the whole thing of like everybody has a door
You encounter that some people door is creaked open a little bit
those are the people who can see stuff, but if you try provoking these demons or spirits or just
Bad beings whatever the fuck you want to call them that opens your door more and then she can follow you and she can follow you
Home and that's how you get stuff
Like if you believe in it the rake and stuff like that like that's like you provoked it or something. I know now
The reason why I got so freaked out is because it said my name it knows you
And on awesome, that's like already an uncomfortable amount of door opening and that and pretty much in the Bible
Particularly this is why I got so freaked out your name has power
Like your name. Yeah, that's why you'd never want to call a demon by its name
It because it gives it power it makes it remember who it is and it gives it an ego and an identity
So when you when it when it knows your name, it has that much power that it knows your name, right?
And since it said my name I was like it knows
Me but I think it's because also I've been up there enough times and doing this shit enough times where I'm like
It knows me. Yeah
Yeah, I think you and me and when we are at the fire circle the first time we thought we heard it say its name
But then you and me both disagreed on what we thought we heard afterwards
Yeah, because you're like we can say it but like I'm only gonna say it once and not until we leave and
We did and I can't remember what we said, but it did not match up with one another
No, it didn't so I don't know if we can validate that but we did think that we heard and it was a really weird
Fucking not normal. Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't like a Latin name either
It was just like really weird kiss Sulu. Yeah
Beelzebub like no it was something it was like some fucking rain
It was some random one, but it wasn't like a normal fucking like sounding name
But the creepiest part was you remember how it felt the entire ride back to the highway
It felt like something was walking until we turned onto the main road
It felt like something that we felt the same fucking thing that we did when we were walking down the trail back into the parking lot
It felt like someone was looking at you like dead through the woods and it didn't feel you were being looked at it felt
Like you were in the car hairs of like a fucking sniper like you felt like threatened by it
It wasn't like a I'm looking at you. I see you. It was like I got you in my fucking
like danger
Kind of like a fucking like don't fucking come back right thing
Yeah, I did not I didn't actually feel all that much when we were walking up though
I was maybe a little bit scared
Maybe a little bit scared because Tyler was starting to get a little bit more
Attuned to it. I want to say it too and you were starting to get like a little bit creeped out
I was like something's here. Yeah, you're just like no we're good
We're like you think there was no like fucking Tyler meltdown of like you gotta go like no
It did not go down like it was more like all right. It just said that that fucking creeped me out
No, we're not going any further like Alex. That's fucking cool
No
Like we're going back to the car and we're going home. I've had enough today. Yeah
Alright like fine Tyler's like really serious about this. We'll go back home. See that's like the thing
Like taking stuff home like you were saying before
Yeah, but the thing was once we got out of those woods once we got back on the main road felt normal again
And then we started going holy fuck. I was crazy
Yeah, you could take a deep breath cuz it is at that point the feeling it was the same
It was almost the same feeling as the chapel which was like the chapel didn't really like
Maybe it did with Tyler, but it didn't give me any like
It just made me feel normal. Yeah, it was a sanctuary. It wasn't like it made me feel
Angelic or like anything better than normal. It was just you go from that scared spine chilled
Freaking the fuck out state to back to like baseline and it's so relaxing
It's like you just fucking it's like you were standing on hot coals for a half hour and like you you just put your foot
Yeah, you just got your yeah, you put your feet in water and you can calm the fuck down for a minute
But and that's exactly how it felt when we got back onto the main road. It was like, oh, huh?
But like oh we rock we didn't fucking talk till we got back on the main road
It's like we both kind of look at each other like they're both like the yeah, I feel that too, bro
I remember I was like Tyler. I feel like it's still fucking there. Yeah, like yeah, I
Feel it too. Like I'm not I'm like, let's keep fucking going
It's kind of like I'm like trying to fuck around on my phone to like distract myself at the same time
I'm just like scrolling through my app pages
I'm not really doing anything. You're like, okay, you don't have any fucking service cuz you're in the middle of nowhere and I'm like fuck
I've got a ghost radar up right now while we're talking
No, you know with the words that come up
Right. I found it to be like relevant to the conversation. I think it's kind of right now. It says it says pool
Cool. We did say water talking about Don Juan's full road. God fucking read the rest
But yeah, so that's like that's not just me that was Ali Mac was there to fucking see this shit like I'm like and like
Everybody's like I'll fucking do this. I will say Tyler you actually did not attempt to make anything up about this
No, at least in the time that we spent there. You were very you're very factual
Like it's it like you don't have to make shit up on the stories that fucking insane
Yeah, like but like that's what I'm like, dude. That's why I keep wanting to go back
I want to have another night like that. I want to have another one
But when there's more people people know where we are type thing
So just in case anything happens like people knew where we were
So Tyler, let me ask you this people who have the door closed
Do you think that if we were present at Silver Bay with people that have the door closed you could still see things
so
The door just because closed doesn't mean it can't be opened and I think that if you're there with people who have the door
opened already
They can have that door open for themselves
Oh, I feel like skeptics like hardcore skeptics
Airbond see anything that was fucking like everybody. Oh my god, everybody's so funny. So the second time we go
we're using it we're using Tyler's EMF reader and
We're going to the basement of this gym
I was all freaked out about the one that he says he hates looking at and
We're like putting this it's literally just like what I'm assuming is just like a pressure
Equalization vent for like this completely unfinished basement
It looks like it's really just a supporting foundation for this gym
It is the supporting and it's just got like a pipe going through it like through the concrete
But we saw the dead coming out of it. We thought that it was a fucking like missed form
yeah, we hold the fucking EMF reader up to it and
fucking
Casey I can't remember who's Casey or me or so somebody starts taking a video of it and the EMF
The EMF reader is like right next to the phone and we're like, oh my god
It's off the fucking charts like it is in the high right now
Everybody's kind of like whoa and even air buds like whoa
Casey I think even for like a split second might have been like
What's going on? The EMF reader is no joke. Like it's a legitimate instrument
So like you're getting reader like if you're getting a reading on that something's happening
And then as soon as whoever it was stopped taking the video and the flashlight went out it just dropped immediately and we're like
oh
It was like damn but like it was like I think one of us goes this is the highest readings of the night
I think you say was either you or me. I'm pretty sure it was you
Yeah, and then fucking we just made that a joke for fucking super long time. These are the highest readings of the night
That was the same day of you can only have one mac and cheese
I don't know if we told the mac and cheese
Friendly
Like a quick bite to eat which is me Casey air bud and Tyler and
Tyler gets two mac and cheeses. I'm like, I didn't even look at the menu
I'm not that hungry, but I'm like, ah fuck it the Kraft mac and cheese
I'm like, I'm not that hungry, but I'm like, ah fuck it the Kraft mac and cheese
I'm not that hungry, but I'm like, ah fuck it the Kraft mac and cheese. Oh, I'm like, yeah, I'll get two
I'll get two mac and cheese to it Tyler's like no he gets one
What and then she just accepted what he said and walked away like practically immediately
No, I want to like she was just gone I'm like, all right, fuck it. I guess I get one
I really wanted to but like I don't care enough to like make a deal of it
Then she's gonna come back and she's gonna be like is it fucking one or two like
That was really funny I forgot about the mac and cheese part said it like a dad like he gets one
It's like all right kind of wanted to but so like that like nothing really happened that second time like at all
Like we just kind of sat there. The other thing is that we found like the chair underneath heparon. Yeah
Sorry
It's just an ad on this fucking yeah, like heparon like the the the the spooky place up there
We couldn't get inside but there was like the door underneath it with the chair
Yeah, and we were just sitting in a chair like bullshit and and then like we went to the auditorium like we all did we found
the door
We went to the back of the auditorium and like we fucking did we write stupid shit on the on the whiteboard too
I can't remember probably I remember there's a piano back there in case he played a little bit
Yeah, I know like out of tune or some shit
Yeah, that was funny and like we went into the auditorium dusty like you can tell it hadn't been used in a long time
Yeah
So we did that like we went behind the backstage and like the backstage had like fucking that like it had like
Like a little like enclave for like fucking actors. I guess like it was like a little like thing
Like we thought that it like went down to the basement or something
But literally was just like staircases and then there was just a room and it was like a little waiting dressing
prop room. Yeah, so like we did that
then
Casey decided to bust his ass and then Casey's like I don't want to do this anymore
Yeah, as soon as Casey ate shit Casey could not have given
Any less of a shit. Casey was done after he ate shit. Casey was kind of feeding into it for a little bit pretending like he
Believed a tiny bit. We didn't go into that. As soon as he busted his tailbone you're like this is fucking retarded
There's no fucking ghosts out here. This is the most autistic thing I've done in my entire life
Yeah, and Airbud is just living it up. He thinks Casey is hysterical
Dude it was weird. I miss Airbud so much. Who is Airbud?
Uh John, I don't know if you've ever met John. Yeah, he was a mohawk or yeah, I'm sorry
Ambulance worker
I gotta see I dude I still I still talked to Airbud sometimes
I gotta see if he fucking wants to come on because I fucking married now and like a flight medic, isn't he?
Or he's doing some shit. He's not married. I don't think he's a pilot. I think he's a pilot. He's truly an Airbud now
It's fucking bizarre
But like I'll see if I can talk to him if he wants to come on the podcast
I'm sure I'm sure he'd love to come on the podcast
I'm gonna say and then these three could fucking jerk off about fucking planes. Yeah
Talk to an actual pilot Dan
You'd be so excited back Wow, what about this the jib the fucking shit?
I would get a fucking massive boner then a week later fucking Airbud's gonna crash his plane because he did a line of B one
Yeah, but I'll try to do I'll try to see what I can do I'll talk to you I'll talk to people up there
If I can get it, we should go. I think it'd be real fun
We could if we could spend the night even that'd be really fucking cool. I'll get us a fucking nice
We'll get we'll go to the rooms
Would you want to do separate rooms or would you all want to sleep? I'm not gonna fucking sleep, bro
I think we should
Sleep are you kidding? So I think we would all be I think the one I think you can either do one room or two rooms
I don't think you could do. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not sleeping in my own room
I'm all for sleeping there, but that would be a little bit too creepy
And I'd be too worried about one of you guys trying to fuck with me and I'd kind of want to be fucking with you guys
But like at the same time, I'm not trying to lose friends because I just get somebody too scared
So like like we could do that. Normally the bed the rooms have two beds in them like two beds apiece
But there's also at the end of every hall. There's a two. There's like two rooms that are connected
So there's like the two beds
There's the two beds and then there's a doorway that opens between them so we could keep the door open between two rooms
And we all get killed by the rake and we become fucking
So that's that's cool, I'll see what we can do
Go up there do that even if these guys don't want to spend the night. I will so the thing was my dad
Prior to me did go setting up there
My dad was the the pioneer of ghost hunting for for going up there for my family and my dad got permission to do
This last time that's why I'm pretty sure I could get us permission to do it
But him and a couple of his got his buddies that did like paranormal investigations did shit up there
But they did get something on record unlike a on the recorder and I want to see if I can find that recorder because it's fucking scary
What did it say? I'll tell you so my dad
This was in my dad's room wasn't in anybody else's room because they all slept in separate rooms
And my dad had a recorder and everybody had a recorder in their room that was just going on like you could hear Mike snoring
And like moving around and stuff
But at one point in night, it was like 4 a.m
My dad was sleeping and in the in the room
I we have the recorder somewhere and I if I find it I'll bring it
But it said you just hear a little girl going help me. I'm cold
Oh my god, and it was it was just that the entire night it was besides like hearing my dad's snore move around and stuff
You just hear help me. I'm cold
And that was it that was like that was it. Yeah. No if I hear a little girl
We're reverting the sleeping thing very quickly
Tyler get the fuck up. We're leaving. Why are the keys to your fucking car?
Why is the creepiest thing always a little girl?
I don't know it's I think it's because it's they're supposed to be innocent something like so innocent
But there's something like so like sinister behind it. It could also be
Kid talking. Yeah, it could be exactly. It's something because demons demons or dark spirits particularly are known to mimic
Children because when you hear a kid, you're like, oh, it's a kid you let your guard down, right?
Right. So demons will use children's voices to do things, right? Isn't like the whole vibe in here got a lot creepier
Yeah, I started talking about that
like it's like it like it was like
Your loved one or it'll mimic your loved ones because like if I hear a blood curdling scream
That sounds like my girlfriend. I am going to be lying to it regardless of what I'm not thinking
It could potentially be a demon. I know I'm thinking like what the fuck is happening to my girlfriend
Yeah, we did get he also did get a thing and you could see it on the camera because he had like the recorder
matched up with the camera a
Voice that came through that was his voice, but it wasn't him talking
What the fuck? Yeah, it was like and it said help
And he was like he had so your dad is a cryptid real dad is still sober, right?
So
My dad went up with me the first time that we went up like when we did like the the youth retreat type thing
He was one of the chaperones and he was the one that had the cards and stuff
But he was the one that found out that it was haunted and shit
So he had a he had a deck of cards and the last night that we were there
This is this will be a cool like thing to hang your dad on the pod. I tried he's like they don't want to hear me
They don't want to hear an old man. Fuck. We should go to your house and fucking have them on
Yeah
I'll still try to talk to I've been trying to talk to him to get him to fucking come on
He's like no one wants to listen to an old man rant
Yeah, and I'm like, bro
You have the best ghost stories and I'm like you can make it dude
My dad has told me these stories probably like well over ten times and every time he tells me I get fucking goosebumps talking about
Like because like this is light shit compared to what my dad's seen like my dad
Literally thinks he's paralyzed because of what he's like the ghost shit that he's seen. That was the one fucking
like a
Cemetery that yeah, you're yeah
Yeah, or wasn't your dad like the one that stayed behind in the car or did your dad go in with the owl?
Yeah. Yeah, my dad was the one that stayed behind because he can't and then they came in
Yeah, they like they've lost their fucking and they thought it had been like four hours
But they were gone for like 10 minutes or something. Wait, tell me that I think you might have told that before
I might have told this before if I have case you could edit it out
But so my dad was a ghost hunter way before like my dad was a ghost hunter before
Ghost hunters TV shows came out like he he became super interested in the ghost because of Ghostbusters
Oh shit. So like he loved that shit. So like my dad
My dad was super super into ghost hunting like he like went to fucking nuts
He's hopping paint center like my dad like fucking, you know Pinewoods the super haunted cemetery around here that everybody talks about
Yeah
He fucking spent nights in there like the entire night just fucking doing ghost hunting and shit
He has so much crazy evidence from that place. I got to find a tape recorder
Literally has a tape recorder of a fucking lady screaming. Where's my baby?
And he said it sounded like it was coming from the ground. Where's my fucking?
And like on the recording, you know how you can tell when something's human like when it talks it sounded
Ethereal it didn't like I can't even fucking I have the recording of it. I I can I heard it
I've heard the recording of this. It sounds is it is it like clear?
It's fucking clear his day that shit is so fucking clear that you could fucking ring a bell with it. Oh my god
Like you will fucking hear that shit the way you described that just freaked me the fuck out
But he was like he was like that that wasn't the recorder that we had in our hands
That was the recorder at the beginning of the cemetery because they would always leave three recorders around the cemetery
That one was at the entrance and it was just as loud as where they were. Oh my god
He's like it sound it's a blood-curdling scream of a woman screaming. Where's my baby?
Where's my baby
And it's like it's multiple times three times
But the craziest thing was there's a cult that did human sacrifices in that cemetery back in like the 70s
And they murdered a baby there
Jesus so I
found one article of a
Documented case of that. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god, dude
The life sign just turned off by itself
What the fuck?
At least we have the light from Casey's laptop
I moved my microphone
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at 73 as in how many times I've begged. I don't think we're done. I was gonna say I wasn't done yet
Casey are you kicking us out here? Is that what's happening?
No, because he wanted to hear the ret- he wanted to hear the fucking owl story
But I just had to give like the preface like that my dad my dad was like one of the original
Ghost hunters like he did like this shit before it was like on TV or anything
He did this because he was interested in it
So I live less than a mile away from the cemetery dude. I wouldn't fuck dude
I I go ghost hunting and shit like for fun
I wouldn't go there like because it's like a place out of like fucking Lord of the Rings when you drive by
Yeah, the church there just is off. God damn. This is fucking scary, dude
I'm so fucking scared right now. Fix the microphone and get the light on
Stop trying to cancel us
So my fucking uh, my uh, my dad speaking of which I got a message from him saying that there's a skunk on our front porch
And he's being a fat piece of shit again
So if you come through the garage just go through the if you come home soon, just go through the garage
He sent me a picture on his phone. He goes he's eating all of the fucking cat's food for the second time tonight in all caps
He's a fat fucking piece of shit
Do you have an owl in our cat?
We're trying to capture a feral cat and domesticate it but he's like he's a greedy retard
He doesn't even care what I yell at him. He won't leave when you have when he come home go through the garage
Just be careful because this fat fucking retards on our porch
So that's like you can see how I talk like my dad yeah, my dad have very similar speaking
So my dad like he he he went ghost hunting and shit all the time
So the one night that he didn't go in he goes like he goes
There's some nights where you go to the ghost hunting and you're like, you just don't go that day
Like you get there and like something in you like you just have a feeling that tells you not today type
He's like he's like I've gone ghosting enough times
This has only happened four times in my life
But he's like there's some days where he is like that today. Nope. Today's not a day. You're going in too dark
So he's like, okay and like he went up with like four of his buddies and four of his buddies are like, come on, bro
He's like I'm fucking paralyzed. I can't run. Oh
That's even scarier. Yeah, so like that's the funniest thing like when my dad cuz like he's like when I go ghost hunting
I can't run
So my dad goes I'm staying in the car today. They're like, all right fucking pussy. We'll go in
So he just sit in the car and he's like now it was he was waiting in there for two hours in the car
He's like where the fuck are these guys like he's waiting in the car
Like this is before cell phones and stuff. So he's just listened to the radio
Just being like what the fuck's going on? Why are these guys taking so long?
Cuz normally when you're in the car you're like, I'm not going to go in
I'm not going to go in
I'm not going to go in and see what the fuck's going on. Why are these guys taking so long?
Cuz normally they'd go in for like an hour and a half walk around the cemetery then come back
So he's like what the fuck is happening?
And like he like got to the point like where he was gonna get out of his car and like go in and see where the fuck these guys were
And then he sees these are four grown men like one of the guys was in the military
One of the guys is a right head like fucking jacked out of his mind like could punch somebody's fucking lights out with like just a fucking
Flick of a pinky
Another guy was in the army and the other guy's a cop
So these are four guys who you're like these guys don't fucking these guys don't fuck around
So these four guys come sprinting falling over each other out of the fucking cemetery screaming
They get into his car like fucking drive and he's like what the fuck happened? They're like we'll tell you on the way fucking drive fast
So like the cops come he's like no go so he fucking guns it
They get down and they keep on looking the fucking they keep looking behind them like he's like what the fuck in like
They're like one of the guys is crying like the guy who went to fucking wars crying because of fucking like he's so scared
He's like he's like what the fuck happened he goes
He goes when we went in there and he goes and they and they and this is this is another thing
He just goes he goes because you guys were in there for two hours that go we were in there for ten minutes
He goes look at the fucking clock and they all start freaking out even more. He goes we were in there for ten minutes
They go we were in that cemetery for ten minutes and it's two hours later
He's like yes, and they all start like they then like all of them start balling. They're like this is this is so fucked up
They said they got to the back of the cemetery in the cemetery. There's a headless angel statue
That's like one of like the more active areas of the cemetery. That's pretty famous. You can see pictures of it online
Yeah, so they go behind the headless angel
There's like a couple like more tombstones and stuff and they said they see a six foot tall owl
Sitting on a tombstone like it's head turned like this way like back like not facing them
There's a six foot tall fucking owl facing this way and then it turned around its fucking head
You know how like owls turn their head around. Oh my god, and it had glowing yellow eyes and it said
Answer my riddle and it asked them a riddle
they need none of them can figure out what the fuck it said to them, but they said it asked them a riddle and
Then none of them were able to answer it and then it fucking spread its wings and they just start fucking sprinting out of the cemetery
Oh my god
That's a headless angel. Yeah, what the fuck man?
They all confirm the same thing every single one of them and they like I they to this day they confirm that oh
My god, and these are four grown men who like yeah, that's right and
Isn't that weird bro?
Yeah, it's pretty fucking freaky. Yeah, that's it
Yeah, but there's a thing like they used to they used to be the let the the
There used to be the legend that the the headless angel would bleed on certain days
But it had moss that when it got wet would would drip
So it kind of you can kind of see it on this one like how it's much darker by the neck
That's what people mistake that for so there's a moss on it that it gets wet it it drips red
Oh, so people just made the legend that drips blood because you know all that fucking shit, but he's like
These guys were fucking terrified like he goes like and like you know
How you can tell when somebody being like fake scared like just like hamming it up
They these guys were fucking like acts like shaking
He's like these guys like went to war they were cops. They are fucking right hands
They fucking like days these guys were fucking like don't fuck around type guys
And like that shit was fucking like nuts
Yeah, but just about and he said it had a deep-ass fucking voice like it was like
But they said like it turned around and it said greetings
Answer my riddle, and then it said something that none of them can remember to this day and
Like they're like this owl was like six feet tall on a fucking gravestone, and it turned around and it talked to them
Dude that's the most fucked up thing. I'm just about I think I've ever heard yeah, so they're like and he is like
Listen I've known these guys for my entire life, and I can tell when they're fucking around me these guys weren't fucking around
Oh my god. Yeah, they were fucking they were off their rocker at that point. They were like he's like dude
Anybody saw us at that point they were all going to the site board
Wow, dude. I I kind of want to look this up now. Yeah
But that cemetery is well known for being probably the most haunted area around here
I also everybody kind of confirms that like I there's this one medic that
that worked where you work and
she
BB Caitlin oh she was super into paranormal stuff. She was always telling stories about that wait healing
Oh or Caitlin D D oh?
Fuck I didn't know that we got to get her on here. Oh, did you probably love that she loves aliens and paranormal shit?
Yeah, I I know I talked to her about conspiracies for a little while. She's my regular partner. I haven't seen her since she left
Yeah, fuck she's the best
But yeah, everybody everybody from around here that knows shit about ghosts and stuff agrees that pine woods is the fucking
The the fucking craziest place around here. I'm looking this up to see if other people have had this
owl experience
But the thing is like my dad is like he's like listen man
When you fuck with things like that they fuck with you, right?
And he is like he's like I don't care if you ghost hunt. It's fun to do that shit. He goes one place
I never want you to go with Pinewood Cemetery. Wow he said that yeah, let's go there I
This place is hard to get into yeah, it's like they keep an eye on it
You're fucking scared of cops coming to fucking like yeah, they will the cops will fuck
Yeah, like they they patrol it cuz it's you look this thing up all you'll see if you
Would cemetery all you're gonna see is haunted stories yet. It's like worldwide known
It was considered a gate of hell back in the day. Thank you. Yeah, they call the gates to the place the gates of hell
Or some people call that headless angel statue the gates of hell
But there's a bunch of cult activity and stuff there back in like the 70s and 60s like during like the actual satanic panic
Like they actually did do cult shit there
But I can't find anything like
Nobody's been buried in there since 2005 either
Yeah, they like it's just under patrol like it's like who the fuck wants to be buried in a cemetery that is known for being
haunted like so here's the craziest part of that entire cemetery because my dad
when he was in college he had to do like research at the Historical Society because he was doing a history degree and
He got the actual
Physical documents of the planning of the cemetery and he said the cemetery and he took a picture of it
I could I gotta see if I can fucking get him to send me that picture the cemetery is literally shaped
like this
big circle
one
Road that goes off like this one road that goes off like this one road that goes off like this
One road that goes off like that like that and like that. What does that look like to you?
I'm assuming you just drew a pentagram without me looking but
Devil's devil head it has three horns coming off of each side equaling six
Jesus and let's look at it on Google Maps. What's it called now?
Forest Park Forest Park cemetery
But on the actual things it was supposed to be the rich people cemetery of Brunswick like that's what it was originally supposed to be
Yeah, because they were trying to I'm reading into the history of it now a businessman from the city came up here and bought the plot of land
Trying to compete with Oakwood Cemetery, which is next
It's practically next door. It's not on as good of a spot of land though
Like yeah, like Pinewoods is way closer to the city of Troy
Yeah, and in 1916 a buffalo man by the name of Harold Hubbard horn
Was visiting with his girlfriend not much is known about the details of what happened all that is certain is that the man died in the
Cemetery from a gunshot wound to the head. Whoa, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a suspected suicide
So he was a star this darkness
Some say that he and his girlfriend parked their car at the entrance and spent the night talking at some point
The girlfriend fell asleep and when she awoke she had found that he had shot himself in the head
Others say that she woke up to find him hanging from a tree
So the only the guy who built the cemetery is fucking killed himself in the cemetery
So this guy so there was also there was also several cases of people
Burying people on the plot of land prior to it officially becoming a cemetery, which I find is kind of bizarre
I mean it is a beautiful plot of land. It overlooks the whole city more or less, but so
That's the thing in the like also in the in the in the in the plans for it
There's four parts of the cemetery. There's a king part. There is a queen part. There is a rook part and there's a bishop part
It was supposed to be split off like a chessboard
Which so strange
Which isn't like a crazy like like like ghosts weird thing
It's just weird that it's split up like a chessboard and
It was supposed to be a white king a black queen a black knight or a black rook and a white bishop
Because if you look at the things they were they were based in that and it was supposed to be based on your fucking
Economic class the Kings would be the rich people the Queens would be their wives
the rooks could be normal people and the bishops would be people of the church
That were buried there
Yeah, there's some people
Somebody wrote on one of my visits
I had the very unsettling experience of realizing that my phone which had been fully charged just moments earlier died as soon as I passed
Through the gates of the cemetery. I can find no logical explanation for that
Why this would have occurred apparently however, I am not alone according to many others the same thing has happened to them
Oh my god in the middle of the cemetery. There's a giant mausoleum
Like it's and the Vatican themselves
Went there after the cemetery closed down
Because in the middle of it there used to be a prism
So when the sun would hit this prism it would make very very
very weird shapes of light that hit the walls
But when after after the the cemetery closed down
The prism was still there
But the story is I've this isn't confirmed legend, but the story is the Vatican took the prism
What yeah, like there's a weird prism that was in the middle of the mausoleum
So when you walked in when the sun hit it, it would do weird lights on like the wall in like a really weird like way
And when the Vatican went in there because the Vatican got word of how fucked up the cemetery was
and
I can I could only find like a couple articles of the Vatican going there
But it's pretty much like I think the record had like one about it like at like back in like the 90s or something
But like it wasn't like the pope came it was like people who worked for the Vatican came to the cemetery
And there used to be like this prism thing in the middle of the of the cemetery and after the Vatican was was there it was gone
So they took it out for some reason
That's what the legend is that the Vatican took whatever that was it might have been a dark artifact or something that was that was
Doing something
But it was literally unlike the like the the paranormal
World like thing it was considered one of the gates of hell. There's stole kansas. There's pinewood cemetery. There's a cemetery in
I think arkansas
No, arkansas still kansas, uh, there's still kansas. There's arkansas. There's the pinewood cemetery in um
in brunswick then there is um
death valley in um
in uh
Arizona, I think death valley is an area
And then there is one place in texas, but there's five of them in america that were considered the gates of hell in america
and
In order to be on that fucking list there has to be some fucked shit
You know like out of all the places that are haunted all the places that are haunted if you get labeled as a fucking gate of hell
That's that's something i'm gonna look that up and see if like that pops up when you type when you type in it says it on
the wikipedia, but
That's a gate of hell. Yeah
That's its nickname common like earthen legend because it's technically called forest park
But because it's on pinewood road everybody calls it. Yeah, it's on pinewoods avenue
Yeah on the way on the way northbound out of troy
Yeah, so they basically they're calling it pinewoods because oakwood is on oakwood ave and pinewoods is on pinewoods ave
But it's technically called forest park cemetery
Wow, yeah, it's a it's just like a creepy fucking thing. They used to do tours of it, but they they haven't done them in years
Your dad said don't ever go there. My dad is a very
Like serious guy like my dad's not like me and like how i'm a like jokey like jovial kind of guy
My dad's a very stoic like like guy and he's like listen. I know you like ghost hunting. I know you like doing that shit
He's like pinewood cemeteries not to be fucked with they don't have a total number of graves
It's just an estimate because of how old it is
There's a there's an estimated 1400 graves there and also that uh that headless angel statue
Is not in like any of the grave plot areas. It's just kind of in the woods
Yeah, and it's it's not on its own. There's other statues
There that aren't fucked up, but it's just far away from everything else for no real reason
So there's another story that my dad told me and this one wasn't like on the fucking like records and stuff
This is just something that he's experienced there is that there's a tree there
And it's a tree that has four trees that are three trees that are twisted into one
He always called it the witching tree because
in
wiccan lore
Trees have power
Like witches use trees like for their rituals and stuff
Oh shit, I just got to cut you off. I'm super quick. Sorry. Yeah, brunswick historical society does a
annual walking tour throughout
The cemetery once a year and it's usually in october
I can't find one for this year, but they did one last year in october 22 2022
October 22nd, that's like really close to halloween. Yeah, that's why they're doing it. Yeah
No shit, i'm gonna call the number for this tomorrow and see if uh
They're doing it this year and they just haven't updated the website
So the the tree in there is twisted
And it's three trees formed into one and there's three trunks that are twisted around each other like this like a spiral
So if you know something about um demonic entities
And shit is that they always mock the trinity with threes or sixes
Because they they they if you always see like people who get scratched like in demonic haunting and stuff
It's always three
Right because they're mocking the father son and the holy spirit remind me to tell you a story about that related to pinewood
Okay
um, but
The the three trees are intertwined together
And he said there is always fucked up shit that happened at that tree. He's like
Like he goes, I don't know where the cult killed the kids there, but there was a cult that killed babies and shit there
He goes, I think it was at that tree because that tree's fucked up. Oh my god
So tell me about what you what you had there. No that one. Um, the medic I was telling you about that, uh
Was talking about pinewood
uh
She said that she was talking about
Pinewood, uh
she said that like I
Don't quote me on this but basically the story was that they went there
And the next day they had stigmata or whatever like scratches scratches on the back
And shit, you know
With the with the holes or like the bleeding out of like the parts here the stigmata is is is the holes
Well, she said you'll have to confirm this with her
I think she said it was like on one of her friend's backs. It looked like you could see the five
Like like fingernails. Yeah scratches down their back
And then nothing had happened. They didn't that's interesting. They didn't get scratched by anything
But you could see that like like deep like bad scratches
I've only gotten scratched once during an investigation
and
It was on the back of my leg for whatever reason
But like I got like three deep like gouges in my back that I actually still have a scar from but it's kind of hidden my hair
Um, let me see if I can fucking find it. It's like right on the back like near my calf here
Um, but there's like three marks that like looked like someone dug into my leg like that
I didn't hit anything. It didn't do anything like that
I got home and realized that my leg was bleeding and i'm like fuck or like it was like
You know like that dried blood like thing where you're like like you're rubbing and you're like what the fuck is that?
And you kind of like look at it and you have like a cut there. I have three little scratches down my leg
Damn. Oh, they are doing it
They are doing it this year saturday, october 21st 2023
What time because I work 1 2 3 pm. I'm gonna call out a sick
I'm gonna call out a work sick that day mike if you're listening to this don't rat me out
Please don't fucking train man rot you out
But um, yeah pine woods is something let's see if we can get boat boy to come with us
To what?
Well, I want to do this walkthrough
If you guys can't do this i'm gonna fucking do this because this sounds like a badass thing to do
But forest park cemetery annual walking tour 2023
That's so badass I can't wait to do this
Do you have to like check in or something?
You got you got to register for it, but it's free. Okay
I'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna force a shit ton of people there and it's the daytime
You know, yeah, i'm gonna drag my girlfriend to that for sure
She's if you guys can't come i'm i'm yanking her with me
I'll see i'll see if I can get the day off or if I can trade it for something else
But if you want to come ghost hunting with us
Email us
You can come ghost hunting with us
Hey, what does bring you just so long as you're not like a fucking weirdo
I'll take any fans
Okay
Yeah, except for like so I know a code changer
I know we got us four that would want to go to silver bay for for for ghost hunting
You know anybody else that would want to come with you?
Um
Dude, you know who would love it is that fucking medic we should ask her
We should yeah, we should she'd be fucking down dude. I was gonna say I haven't talked to her in forever. I like george
Yeah, um
I think queens queensbury that's still close. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty close. It's pretty close
Um, but yeah, I I think that that'd actually be a pretty good halloween episode
Uh, yeah doing that because we could actually bring this shit with us and we could do a podcast
In the haunted gym
Because they have power they have all that shit we could fucking actually set this shit up
And in a haunted place do a podcast from there
And then do ghost hunting or do ghost hunting first then do a podcast from the haunted place
Yeah, find a really way to record it
I think that'd be cool
Yeah, for sure. Casey is doing everything he can to just fucking wrap this
I know he's like he's taking a long inhale
He can tell he was like all right
He can tell he was like all right, no, no i'm sure i'm sure uh
We our listeners appreciate the ghost hunting stories
Especially especially the reiteration. Yes. Yes the reiteration
Casey just doesn't believe in any it doesn't matter if you miss an episode because we tell each story 10 times
But it's still fun to tell every time god damn it I still get goosebumps telling the story
Yeah, I will always with silver bay because it was just fucking creepy. There's no other way around it
I'd like to have experience where that's the thing. I'd sign up for the fucking pinewood
I'm going to it. Hopefully hopefully we'll get some real real experiences because I want to see like
I want like real world proof. That shit's real. I want to I that's why I want to bring you
You're not gonna bring anything home. I'll bless you before you go
Yeah, we'll just have a
exorcism in my basement
The power of christ compels that you make your mother's ex-gang in the holiday mother fucking christ
Yeah, yeah i'm registering for this thing right now does anybody want to come to this or no
I'd want to come but I gotta get a day off
How's your dad feel about you going to that tyler I wouldn't tell him you probably wouldn't be wouldn't be okay with it no
But i'm assuming when there's like that many people there he'd be like whatever
He's like there's a shit ton of people most of the time if there's a shit ton of people nothing's gonna happen
Right. That's why ghost hunting crews have to be relatively small like one to
six people is i'd say is like the the prime numbers to go with
Um, basically however many people you can fit to like a standard car
Like that's a pretty good number like five people is a pretty good number to to have
Uh, because once you start getting above five
You're getting too many people in one area
We could do something where I don't know if you guys
Registered if there's too many people it's like less likely to have any activity so
I did have an idea and I don't know if you guys would like this but
When we go if if we get permission to go up there and we do go ghost hunting one of us could stay in the circle
One of us could stay in the gym
One of us could stay over by the auditorium and this is a big promise to me when we don't even know if we're allowed to do it yet
I'm pretty sure I can get I'm not staying anywhere by myself, dude. Yeah, i'm not doing that either. You're not gonna stay by yourself
No, no, I'd be fine with the attached rooms. I'd be fine with two rooms, but no i'm not fucking no
I'm not staying alone. I i'd be too concerned when he was gonna fuck with me. No, we'd all have walkie talkies
Um, I'd make sure that he's like he's like trying to set up a situation where we get fucking no
Hey buddy, you're not you're not convincing me on this. This is a hard
So you'd want to be in a group the entire time? Yes
Yes, I would
Alright, okay
Yeah, you're gonna stay here alone in the dark
Three buildings away from me
I'm gonna fucking drain the battery on your cell phone
Yeah, oh my god
I still think that that uh
I'll talk to him see what I can do, but i'm pretty sure I could get this done
If I can get this done
You guys have on. Oh, yeah ghost hunting
But you don't want to ghost hunting 3000. I have like the biggest decaf option with this fucking cemetery tour
Decaf option. What do you mean? I mean, it's a big cemetery tour the picture for this thing shows like 30 people
Yeah, like you can tell there's people that want this fucking thing. It's run by the historical society
Apparently they threatened to stop doing these at the end of 2015 and now there's been like a cult following
Like people love doing it every year
Why do they threaten to stop? Because too many people were trying to break in
Well, no, no, it was uh, it's actually just because it's a fucking historical society and they don't get any money
And then people once they're like, hey, we're gonna close down if we don't make some money
They got donations and it's gone every year since then now
So it's like even the tour is uh, probably 20 plus years running so
I'm excited to fucking see it
And they said they show like documentation of stuff. They talk about the haunting stuff. So I'm fucking pumped for this thing
Yeah, I'm gonna get some
Send an email of that link to the pot to the group chat
I'm not sending it to untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. That's our that's our viewers
Yeah, did you check the mail? Yeah
I did. Yeah, I checked it. We didn't get shit
What the fuck?
That was a fucking email
Yeah, I checked it
That was a fucking email
Yeah
But uh, yeah, send me send me that
I'll register for it. I might not be able to go but I'll register to go
If I can get the day off, I'll do it
Because that'd be kind of cool
I never been in there and uh
Enough shit having my family in there that having a decent amount of people there
I'd feel a lot safer, I guess
Yeah
Um, yeah
I uh
I think that uh, I can get us to do that
If I can get us into that uh, if I can get us into silver bay
We'll do that
Alright, sounds good
Alright
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Fucking how do they call Twitter X now?
Fucking no one
I don't mind
It's just unnecessary
Big plans, Kellen, for episode 50
We'll see what happens
Listen, here's what I want you to do this week
Send us an email and uh, also
Be kind to yourself
If you, hold on
If you send us an email
We'll invite you to the ghost hunting
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Five thousand dollars
Guys
I'm not putting that in that
That is most expensive money
The chances might be
Really, really like
Practically non-existent
Really low
But there's a chance
This is a drawing for five thousand dollars
Guys, it's a meet and greet
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If you email us
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It's going to be
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You could win five thousand dollars
But we will
You'll be a millionaire
You just not by money
Just by the chances of you winning the five thousand dollars occurring
I'll put the money out
But
One in a million
I'm not helping you
We get fucked with that
Anyways
So yeah
Episode forty nine next week and episode fifty
Our big fifty
Our big half a century
Episode
That's kind of a big deal
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to go big with this ghost hunting bro
I'd say most podcasts don't make it to fifty episodes
No
Fizzle out
Doesn't matter if nobody's watching, we're having fun
A lot of consistency here
Spooktacular, we got a lot of topics
Episode fifty
Our spooktacular fiftieth anniversary
I just ripped ass and I didn't mean it
I apologize
I'm trying to guess
So I was going to say
I was going to say
One more thing
I'm just joking
Anybody else got any more ghost stories?
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Smash that like button
And as always
Be kind to yourself
And each other
Wait, no we out
Fuck off
For all we know
Robots have souls
We just don't know if they do or don't
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones
To inhabit this planet?
Fuck no
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole
Yes we are
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
Extended episodes
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing
They're killing all already born babies
And selling them to the Chinese
Aliens exist
Somewhere in China
Alright in some days
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
Oh my god
Okay so did they come from our planet?
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
They don't know
What the fuck are those aliens
On our fucking planet?
What?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAAAAAAAT
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government!
He got killed by the CIA!
JFK was killed by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump BEEP!
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their
technology takes kids out to silicon valleys.
Mitch by the way big brother is the overlord kid.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay?
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay?
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time.
George Soros is a fucking Nazi collaborator.
Okay?
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay?
Look it up.
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
George Soros is a fucking devil.
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all of this shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, fuck no Donald Trump, the fucking word first,
I'm out there, fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros!
It's Bill Gates!
It's fucking Elon Musk!
It's everyone out there!
Everybody's like,
Elon Musk is so cool!
Uh, everybody,
you're saying,
Elon Musk is so cool,
Matt Eastwood,
he made like a place for himself.
The actual government is trying,
the actual full government,
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking military.
The pain fucking you off!