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Welcome back, episode 47.
I'm Casey, I'm here with Dan and Tyler.
Guess who's not here again?
You guessed it, Ali-Mac.
He's a deep-diverter.
Listen, Ali-Mac could be here because he was sleeping.
Ali-Mac's better than us.
He was burnt out from, uh, he was watching his truck.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
Give me a fucking break.
I went to school and then I had to watch my truck.
Aww.
Poor guy.
Dad got fucking, Dad was fucking septic this week and he still came to the podcast.
Still made it.
I'm on two different antibiotics.
I tore my bicep.
And we're fucking here.
Dad got attacked by an exotic predatory animal.
Got attacked by a wild fucking animal.
You should have seen this fucking thing.
Four inches fucking long.
Dug right into my fucking fifth metacarpal.
It also might be demon possessed.
Demon possessed cat.
Right into my fucking fifth metacarpal.
It still makes it to the bottom.
Lucky to be alive.
Thing went for the neck, but luckily I chopped it off.
We're glad you're alive.
Yeah, thanks. Me too.
Yeah, I tore my bicep when I was fucking dense pressing.
I didn't mention the health department actually called me.
Because they have to follow up on any animal bites.
Yeah.
I was just thinking, you guys have nothing fucking better to do.
And the guy's like, well sir, I just need to inform you that the animal could have rabies.
And we need to check to make sure that it doesn't die in ten days.
Like it doesn't die. What about me?
I'm going to call you back to see because rabies usually kills within ten days.
So if this animal have rabies, it's not going to be alive on day 11.
So he's like, so I'm going to call back and check up with you.
Now I got to call your girlfriend here.
She's the owner of the cat.
I'm like, yeah, she's the owner of the cat.
It's in her name.
He's like, all right, I'm going to follow up with her and I'm going to give her a call back too.
We're going to make sure the animal's alive.
If it's dead on day 11, it's not good.
This animal's got rabies.
What if I kill it?
That means you have rabies.
I know.
I'm like, how do you just check up on me, dude?
Do you see like end stage rabies on people?
It's fucking wild.
Dude, I've never even heard of anybody dying of rabies.
It happens a lot in India.
Like I watch a video of it.
It's crazy.
It's not funny, but it's like, why?
Like the end stage of rabies, you become hydrophobic.
Like you can't drink at all.
I've heard that.
And like that's why like your mouth gets like all like foamy.
Oh, shit.
Because you don't have enough saliva.
So it like foams up and like like like crust on your fucking mouth and shit.
But like if you try to drink water, your body projectile vomits like when you're on when you have rabies.
So like that's what kills people.
It's not like the actual rabies itself that kills people.
It's the it's the dehydration from.
Yeah, it's me.
It's crack head.
I live in front of my building.
I have that foam around his mouth.
I think about rabies.
He definitely.
I'm fucking scary, bro.
But if you catch rabies fast enough, you can just get a fucking you can get a serum for it and it's fine.
The fuck is going on in India?
India.
Talk about India for a little bit.
People there.
India is fucking insane.
Like that country, they shit in the streets.
That's not that's not a stereotype.
They actually they actually have designated shit streets.
I was watching video yesterday of a bus driver in India and it was like this is what it's like to be on a bus in India.
And he was just driving and like the traffic was coming at him.
Yeah, like from the same direction from the same roadway.
And they're like they're going to overtake America.
No, they're not.
They're not like those videos like they have like videos of like just like the standard streets in them.
They don't they don't have rules.
You could just drive down on the wrong side of street and people are like whatever.
Like I've seen so many Indian like car videos.
It's just ridiculous.
And also like the fucking like like mountain roads where they're like fucking the size of this table that you have to like drive a bus down.
And people are like, well, that's what we're doing right now.
Like like people in third world countries are built different.
They technically India is not a it's a first world country.
Technically, I don't believe that.
You know, remember the video I was talking about, like, what's that dude doing up there?
That was an India because like I figured out what it takes to be a first world country.
But running water, electricity.
Well, that's see, that's the problem is that they they don't have like a lot of they don't have reliable electricity in India.
Yeah, actually, they have it.
Let me let me let me let me get the definition of the first world country.
It's reliable enough to electrocute a man between two power lines and have, you know, his head fall off and him fall into the street.
That was fucking horrific.
But what the reason that happened, I found out, is because they're always stealing power.
They're always trying to go up on the power lines and like hook it up like for themselves.
So that guy was up there stealing power.
So let me see.
Yeah, probably more than likely.
What makes I may have made some of that up, but I'm pretty sure.
And he is like almost caught up to China in population.
They have one point.
So billion people.
I really think everybody calls me fucking nuts.
Everybody calls me fucking nuts.
I think India is going to be a fucking problem.
I really do think they're going to be a problem.
I think they're going to be up there with China and Russia.
They're not be as.
Was that an echo?
Yeah, we're good.
Um, but I feel like they're going to be a problem like China and Russia because.
Like the other like Western countries, they're like they're they're on board with like the American like way of thinking.
Russia has its own Soviet still way of thinking.
China has this we're the best fucking type thing.
We're getting to the point where it's like the beginning, the before time of World War One, where everybody's like our way of thinking is the only way of thinking that should be a thing.
Right.
And it's it's getting up there.
And India, they've been in like there.
The India will be a problem, not because of technology, not because of like their their armaments or anything like that.
There'll be a problem because of the fucking just sheer number of them because China is a problem because they have sheer numbers, too.
But they also are technologically advanced, but they're not as technologically advanced as they say they are.
Like they're like, oh, we're on par with the United States, Mike, you have no idea what the United States is fucking capable of.
Like you have no idea.
Right.
Like we only know what they've seen on the news.
We have no idea what the United States is capable of.
And we live here.
We have a little echo.
So India is a second world, second world country.
See what fighter jets India has.
I think I think we give them like the best fighter jets we have.
I think they're not the best.
Oh, wait, no, I think I just read something that we were giving them the F-35.
No, what's that?
Thirty five is that thirty five is the new our newest fighter.
Just the F-21.
It's the one that can have twenty one.
What the fuck is that?
What happened to the one in between?
They specifically can and configured for the Indian Air Force.
Is there an F-17?
There's an F-18 and F-16.
But I have to know one.
And I've never heard of an F-17 or an F-21.
Let's see what it looks like.
Who makes it?
Is it a MIG-21?
It's made in India.
Oh, oh, F-21.
Well, then I'm sure it's like a fucking second generation fighter.
It looks like a MIG.
Yeah.
A what?
A MIG.
Dude, that's like North Korea.
They're still using the first generation fighter jet.
The first fighter jet that came out.
That's what they're using.
Oh, shit.
We're on eighth or ninth gen, I think.
Eighth gen.
It's like insane like levels that we have.
F-35 generation.
Let's see.
All right.
So the F-35 Lightning is a fifth generation.
So let me show you what a first generation fighter jet looks like.
It's from World War II, right?
It's fucking laughable.
Yeah, it's from World War II.
Dude, the things look like fucking.
That's what North Korea is using.
Yeah.
Wow.
What are they using?
I'm pretty sure they're actually using that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm pretty sure that we have civilian aircraft.
I mean, I know we have civilian aircraft that are faster, but we have like people like that
probably honestly make your salary, Casey, that have planes that are better than the
North Korean army has.
Really?
Yes.
That are way better and faster.
Oh, man.
Maybe I can buy a plane.
Yeah, because there's the, what is it?
There's that one jet, that personal jet that you can buy.
It's like a two seater or one seater vision jet.
Yeah, there's people that own jets that are like probably twice as fast as this fucking
thing.
Sorry, not to get off on airplanes, Tyler.
It could be the airplane episode.
Bring it in.
I'll just fucking sit here and be like, the fuck are you guys talking about?
Yeah, like if you saw this and you're in an F-22, you wouldn't even fire on it because
you'd feel so bad.
You'd just go away.
First, you pull up next to it and you'd take a picture and then you'd leave laughing.
They probably have unguided missiles.
They'd fly away at Mach 10.
Yeah.
It's like that story of the F-22s that came up on the Russian pilots and their fighter
jets.
And they literally said to them, they're like, the Russian pilots didn't know that they were
there.
And they just came up on their flanks and then pulled up next to them.
They kind of did the Maverick greetings.
They're like, you guys might want to go home.
Okay.
They just left.
You guys might want to go home.
That's actually really funny.
Hey, you guys might want to.
What country was that?
Russia.
Russia and the US.
Oh.
You guys might want to go home.
The United States, they don't tell anybody shit.
Literally the shit that we know about is probably garbage to the military right now.
They're probably like, oh, the F-35s.
Right.
Yeah.
That's our top of the line thing that we got right now.
Absolutely.
The F-35s, top of the line.
I watched a single video on the fucking nuclear subs that the United States have.
And I'm like, oh my fucking God.
They can stay under the water for like, I think, three years without having to do anything.
And they have enough food for three years.
They have enough rations.
They have enough ammunition, power, everything for three years.
They don't even need to come above water for three years.
And they're like, yeah, this isn't one of our more advanced ones.
This is just the mid-level.
That's what you fucking know about.
Yeah.
That's a mid-level one.
Dude, if you look up, I think we talked about this before, but aircraft carriers, nuclear
aircraft carriers, what nuclear means, when you add that into the equation, that means
you don't have to stop for fuel at all.
So if we want to come in, if we want to bring an entire airport with a fleet of planes to
your country, we're coming and we don't need to fucking stop.
We'll be there in 48 hours.
Buckle up, boys.
So we've got seven of those.
I think Russia has one and China has maybe one.
So China is terrified.
Nuclear aircraft carriers.
China is terrified of our aircraft carriers, terrified.
Well, they should be.
So they made a tactical nuclear bomb that's just targeted for aircraft carriers.
Oh my God.
And they did it.
And the thing was, when it hit the ship, like the test ship, it hit the ship in the middle
and it didn't even blow up the whole thing.
It just snapped it in half.
And you can't fucking keep balance or anything when it's snapped in half.
So it just kind of went down.
And they're like, yeah, we have more of those.
The United States is like, good.
I'd like to see you fucking try.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Why don't you try?
Dude, it wouldn't even be a competition because what would happen is some guy would go to
hit the button and in space, a satellite would open up and a laser would literally vaporize
him before he could hit the button.
That's how far advanced we are.
You don't even think about hitting the button.
There's a 50% chance you're getting vaporized.
If you actually go to hit the button, there's a 100% chance you will not agree.
If you actually hit the button, there's a 100% chance you will not exist.
That is it.
Hey, you believe in God?
Pray to him real quick.
Yeah, I mean, dude, think about somebody brought up a really good point today.
I was talking to one of my coworkers who's into conspiracy theories and stuff.
And I was telling her our theory about flight 91 or 3, the one that went down in Pennsylvania
with the space lasers.
And she's like, well, I mean, look at the fires in Maui.
Look at the Canadian wildfires.
How do I not think of that?
I'm always thinking of conspiracies.
Look at the Canadian wildfires.
Did I talk about this one yet?
I don't know if I did, but the Canadian wildfires all started at the same time.
Oh yeah, I was talking about how Canada was trying to smoke us out with their biological
fucking chemical gas.
It was nuts because it was like 100 miles apart, like where all of them started.
And every single one of them at the exact same time, like you can see it on satellite,
boom, at the same time.
And I'm like, I don't think America would do that to itself, but China could be doing
that to us.
It's possible.
Or Russia.
Maybe that's what the balloons were all about.
Just dropping fire.
Canada was trying to attack us.
Yeah.
I mean, fucking try Canada.
I don't know.
That's a pretty shitty attack, dude.
I think they could do something worse.
So you were talking about Russia and Ukraine this week and how the United States you think
was there were on the same side with Russia.
You know what, man?
I look, I think that's a pretty insane take, but I'll listen.
How about this?
Right?
This Putin guy has not always been the bad guy.
He was KGB.
And I'm always skeptical when people who are really liked are all of a sudden the bad guy,
like Donald Trump.
Right?
He just went from, he was like NBC's favorite person, right?
Like one of the main actors on an NBC show.
You're fired.
And then all of a sudden he's the fucking enemy of the fucking country.
Yes, we're back.
All right.
So look at this video.
Watch this body language.
All right.
I see.
There's George Bush and Vladimir Putin.
He looks the same.
All right.
Now, now just watch how they interact.
They're like standing far apart.
We have a difference of opinion.
But the great thing about our relationship is our relationship is strong enough to endure
this difference of opinion.
And that's the positive development.
We found many areas in which we can cooperate.
We've found some areas where we disagree.
But nevertheless, our disagreements will not divide us as nations combined to make that
need to combine to make the world more peaceful and more prosperous.
Yeah, because they're like the fucking leaders of the entire world, right?
They're fucking homies.
They did.
There's a part, dude, you got to see this, where he literally, George Bush is speaking
and he pushes him away from the podium, puts his hand on his shoulder, taps him.
He's like, I'll take over.
I'm like, what?
This guy, this is some hardened criminal that they're talking about.
I think some war criminals.
So that's another like you can see that in one way.
But also in body language, that's another thing of like a power move type thing being this like,
yeah, okay, buddy, I got this type thing.
It's not like you could see it as kind of if they were actually friends.
That'd be like me, this push you away from the mic if you're stuttering and being like,
all right, buddy, I got it type thing.
But it's also kind of like a, okay, buddy, retard, let's get you out of here.
No, but Putin did that to George Bush.
Yeah, because they hate each other.
Well, dude, it was a friendly thing.
He was out of US high school.
They had Vladimir Putin speaking at a US high school.
Can he even speak English?
So he can.
And it's actually amazing to see him speak it because if he spoke it all the time,
there's no way we would be in this situation.
Yeah, but he doesn't want to, right?
No, he doesn't want to.
I mean, it's like us if we could, like I can speak Latin, but I don't speak Latin all the time.
Dude, here, listen to Vladimir Putin speak.
English?
Speak English.
Yeah, it's actually, he's pretty good at it.
Because like I can speak German and I can speak Latin, but I'm not just going to be like,
I prefer to speak my home language to anything else type thing.
Yeah.
But like if I went to Germany or I went to the Vatican or something, I would speak Latin and I'd speak fucking German.
You speak Latin.
Yeah, I learned it because I'm a fucking Catholic retard.
Oh, this says he spoke it as recently as two months ago on TV.
I feel like his English has gotten worse because like it's weird.
Here, let me see.
Where's that one?
They don't want you to see it, dude.
Do you see it?
Like Steven Seagal is in Russia.
I can't find it.
It's blocked.
Dude, I was just watching it the other day.
I can't find it now.
Let's see this one.
Today, Russia is fighting.
That's not him.
Today.
That's good.
And is repelling the aggression of the neo-Nazis and their masters.
In fact, the entire military information machine is directed against us.
We are fighting for the.
OK, this is bullshit, but I'll find it.
But so my whole thing with with Russia in the United States, Vladimir Putin is not stupid.
Right.
He understands that our entire economy is run on the military industrial complex.
Right.
We have to sell weapons.
OK.
And he's not stupid.
And he sells us oil.
So this whole time, this war with Russia has been going on.
And we've been saying nobody, nobody can do business in Russia.
Nobody can do business in Russia.
We've been getting three percent of our oil supply from Russia the entire time.
Three percent is me.
Eleven million barrels a month.
You know, still getting off, though.
What?
The entire Alaskan frontier, like where nobody lives, is almost all oil.
Right.
Why the fuck?
Like, don't we like I get it.
Keep like, keep nature like wild and stuff.
But if we're fucking like doing this shit, drill it.
Right.
And it's more oil than the rest of the planet in the fucking Alaskan oil fields, because for whatever reason, a lot of like prehistoric animals died up there.
So that's why there's just so much fucking oil underneath it.
But like, if we like if I was the president, I'd be like, I'm going to take away that order for only that specific frontier.
Like, because, you know, also, when the fuck are we ever going to use the Alaskan frontier?
It's too cold to survive as normal people.
Like, it'd be like, you know, like the oil rig, like the the the the ocean oil rigs where, like, you just have like rotating staff type thing, because it's like you can't live in the Alaskan frontier for fucking more than like three months.
Right.
Like, no matter what you do out there, it's too cold to live for more than three months at a time.
Like, so what the fuck else are we going to do with it?
It's just like there.
And it's like also and it's secluded.
It's an art. It's an Arctic.
It's literally considered an Arctic.
Fuck Arctic Desert, I think it's called.
So animals don't live there because it's too cold for animals in Alaska, in Alaska, like the higher part, the higher parts of Alaska, like the more like the Arctic Circle, Alaska is all oil.
Everything is oil.
But I think the reason why it became oil is because animals like kind of just like migrated out there and then they're animals.
They don't know how to fucking survive in the fucking wilderness cold for so long.
So I think that's why there's so much oil up there is because so many animals kept going up there and just dying.
So when they kept going up, they just kept dying and dying and dying and geology with Tyler.
Well, doesn't that like kind of like change the theory that it's fossil fuel?
It is fossil fuel.
Dude, see, I think I think that it's actually lubrication for the tectonic plates.
Right. That makes sense.
And if we keep pumping it out of the ground at the rate that we're pumping it out, that's why eventually we're going to have earthquakes everywhere.
So the thing is what I what I took on geology in college for a little bit with like fossil fuels and shit like where how we find them and shit.
Without the name of the class, how we find them and shit, how we find fossils and shit.
But they're like fossil fuels and like oil and shit is the reason why it became that way is it's it's technically not G G geography.
It's technically geology.
I mean, it's technically not geology because it's technically what the fuck's it called. But whatever.
But it's anthropology, anthropology.
Yeah. Archaeology.
I just said that. No, anthropology.
I thought that was a study of humans. Yeah.
I thought that was a trivia question that Tyler got fucking right.
Because it gets them all right.
God damn.
But it's it's technically archaeology because oil is technically archaeology.
It's just liquid archaeology.
Man, I mean, so it comes from everything from like plants to be humans, could be humans, could be like literally anything that was alive is oil.
It's crazy. We're just burning it up.
Yeah, it could be like ancient humans that were just burning up.
But it had to be like living stuff.
Yeah.
It takes like millions of years.
It takes millions of years to do it, but still like it could be ancient humans, dinosaurs, fucking cats, rabbits, fucking whatever, like just thousands upon thousands of them.
But it's just a mix of everything.
Yeah, because it's basically that layer that that happened.
What's just weird that oil is at a certain layer, which kind of and like the earth is just constant layers like years upon years, like just keep layering on top of each other.
But oil is normally found at one certain layer. So something had to happen.
The dinosaurs, bro.
No, but it was even like like like there's different layers of oil.
So in order to have oil, you have to have a massive amount of death, which is crazy to think about.
Like the catacombs in Paris could become oil one day because the biological matter from the skeletons and shit just will keep like this will take millions of years.
But like if we forget about the catacombs in places and shit and then we drill down and be like, holy shit, there's a bunch of oil here.
Why don't we just build a time machine and get more oil from the future?
From the future.
I thought about that because it'd be less oil if you go back in time.
No, but so you could make it a renewable resource every million years type thing, but you'd have to make like a mass grave of humans.
Yeah, I think that's a great idea.
Like a world war every so many years.
Recycle.
Bury them in the same spot, though.
That's the rule.
But cemetery like a mass grave, which is funny.
Funny thing about cemeteries might become oil fields one day.
Oh, my God.
No, they definitely will be.
Yeah, but like they'd be like, oh, it's been a million years since the cemetery has been around.
There's probably oil down there.
Yeah, but I mean, one body probably doesn't make very much oil.
No, but think about like even like Albany Rural Cemetery, which is the one by my house.
There's thousands of bodies in there.
Thousands, maybe 10,000.
It's been around since 1870s.
So think about 1870 to now.
How many people got buried there?
But the moral question comes in.
It's like in a million years.
It's just like, well, there have been cemeteries for a while.
Yeah, I think most of it comes from vegetation.
More than it does come.
A lot of it comes from vegetation.
But like the death fields of fucking the Arctic, pretty much because it's so cold, just made it go down.
And like basically, I think oil actually comes from when tectonic plates crush fossils.
Like so much after so many years when it keeps crushing fossils, that just makes oil because it's just like it liquefies like everything liquefies everything on like a giant because it's like, but that's crazy.
Like when you get like oil on your hands after like you fucking like do your oil change and stuff, you're like, whatever, I got to wipe this shit off.
That's dead shit.
That's a bunch of dead shit.
Right. And I wonder how you could like synthesize it.
There's got to be a fucking way.
There is synthetic oil to make it from scratch.
Make hydrocarbons from scratch.
You know, we're going to eventually get to the point where we can make gasoline just fucking synthetic.
We'll need gasoline.
We'll just fucking get electric vehicles.
Electric vehicles are fucking retarded Casey.
Dude, I so I fight with people every day about this on with with people on Facebook every day.
I fight with them like a certain time that you do it three o'clock time to argue with people.
Wake up and take a shit.
I just wake up.
I'm happy to be alive, so I really want to just like fuck with somebody on Facebook.
So dude, you get so many rednecks that fucking lose their mind when you start spilling facts about electric cars.
Now I'm half joking right because I say the government's coming for your piece of your piece of gasoline powered motor scrap.
Right.
And then what?
Yeah.
Was I talking about this last time because I don't want I was okay.
I don't want to talk about it again if I was okay.
Well, yeah, no, dude.
People just lose their fucking minds and the thing they always point out.
They're like, oh, well, electric cars always catch on fire.
And I'm like, dude, soda gasoline cars.
No, but the thing is with with electric cars, they did they did like a study on this like firefighters.
Like I think it was like one of like the like actual like firefighting like things.
They submerged a Tesla that was on fire in a pool for two weeks and it was still on fire.
I think that's awesome.
Dude, that's job security for fucking firemen.
Yeah, but what the fuck am I going to do?
Just say you have balls for two weeks.
It's still our job.
Just just come up like they completely submerged it with that.
And it's electric fire.
It's retarded.
It took two weeks to it took two weeks to put it out.
Well, here's the thing.
But that's because they don't have the foam.
Yeah, but the foam they're trying to get rid of.
Right.
That's an actual thing because it causes cancer and shit.
It's like if you want more electric cars, guess what? You're probably going to get cancer from foam.
I've heard the foam doesn't even do it.
It doesn't, but it's better than water.
Right.
I heard it took it takes like 30,000 gallons.
Which is more fucking foam than all the fire trucks in Albany City.
Yeah.
Like I think that's about half of the the entire department of New York City's amount of foam.
For one car.
You think like back in the day the government was like, oh, we have all these emissions.
So we're going to require cars to have catalytic converters.
Right.
And then people steal them.
But now we have like still the same amount.
Like we're still killing the environment.
So this is actually the thing that like pisses me off about everything.
The United States for as big of a country as it is, is very, very, very good with with.
There you go.
Very, very good with with like being green and like limited pollution.
We're doing fine and we keep on just cutting, cutting back.
I was a climate change denier on the south.
No, no, no, we're doing fine.
Even though the climate, even though the fucking thing happened, I'll let me fucking
about a hundred years.
We are doing pretty good in America with with green energy and shit.
England's doing fine.
Australia is doing fine.
Guess who's pumping everything into the atmosphere right now?
China, China and India.
Yeah, they don't get to fuck.
They don't give two fucks.
Like we can do all we want.
We can literally go down to literally zero emissions for the entire Western world.
And China will be like, fuck it.
I don't care.
And they'll just keep dumping shit.
And that's like, it's like it doesn't matter how much we do until we get a whole handle
on China and India.
Right. Yeah.
Four times as many people.
It's not that it's that they don't have environmental regulations in China like at all
because why we need a they literally said this.
They're like America and England and all these Western countries had their industrial
revolution.
We're going to have ours.
We don't care about the consequences.
They're like, you guys didn't care about.
It's like we figured it out.
We're like, holy shit, this is bad.
And China's like, we don't care if you figured out that it's bad.
We're going to we're going to get our industrialization up because we want to.
And it's just like, and we're not going to stop.
What are you going to do about it?
Dude, it's it's so bad.
Like they dump so much garbage in the ocean.
It's like 10 times more than the United States.
Yeah, it's it's really fun.
But like it's but China doesn't care.
It's like so when everybody's being like, you know, it's it's even more green.
It's just like it doesn't matter what we do.
We're almost at zero emissions for the country.
Almost like by like by per capita.
We're almost at zero emissions, but zero emissions.
I agree that there's a balance and that there's still emissions from every gas power car.
There is, but compared to it's so small, it's so small.
Like the main the main pollutant that we have in America is jets.
Yeah. Oh, dude, I know.
It's like if like we were talking about before, if you look at the map of like airplanes in the sky at any given time.
Yeah. And they're all just spewing.
You look up how much fuel it takes for 747 to go across the ocean.
It's fucking ridiculous.
And there's like 3000 of them in the air at any time.
Isn't like a thousand gallons or some shit.
It's insane, dude. It's like 30,000 gallons, like 30,000.
Oh, I'm thinking domestic flights.
It's it's you can't even wrap your head around it.
So it's like if you really like one of the stock is that profitable, though, that's like what I know.
I don't get it. Like because like, you know, what's an average plane ticket like 150 bucks, something like that?
I'd say it's like three, four hundred for a round trip.
I mean, no, that's 150 bucks.
Yeah, like for like like when I go to I went down to Florida and I paid I paid one hundred and seventy for my ticket to go down for my grandfather's funeral.
That's it. And I'm like, but the plane was completely filled.
But how many people fit on like a fucking standard like, you know, like passenger plane?
Two hundred depends what kind of plane it is, actually.
But like a standard one is probably like probably like two hundred.
So so let's just do the math right there quick.
So two hundred times one hundred and fifty just to make it easy.
Thirty thousand dollars.
So that would be like, oh, we're going to do that's one dollar per fucking tank per gallon.
That's I don't get how flying is profitable.
Well, so all right. So say an A320, which has a range of like what?
Like six, six thousand miles tops, five thousand tops, you think?
Yeah. So fucking plane autists hold six sixty three hundred gallons of fuel.
So six, six. So it's not going to use that much on every flight.
It's probably three quarters of that. So sixty three hundred.
So say forty five hundred. So forty five.
So thirty thousand, we'll just say for the money that you get from passengers divided by what?
Sixty six thousand three hundred.
Well, we'll just how much a gallon of jet fuel costs.
Right. So it's four eighty two a gallon.
So forty five hundred times forty two. It's still you're still operating at a loss.
That's like cheaper than diesel. Twenty one thousand six hundred ninety.
And then you got to pay the crew.
So you're operating at a loss. How the fuck is plane travel a thing?
And that's just a general like. Yeah.
But that doesn't make sense. It's close. It's really fucking close.
At best, you're breaking even.
Well, I think that's why they're like so tight on like the food and everything.
And it like comes down to like, do they probably make him like a couple grand per flight?
Although we're also we're also looking at these business class.
There's people who pay for business business, but then they can fit less people out there.
Like normally business class is like what?
Like ten people on a standard flight. I don't know.
I've never been I've dude. I've never done anything but coach. Really?
I mean, I've never done anything. But like when you're going past them, like I'm like a Southwest flight,
there's like the first like three rows are business and then the rest is coach.
But like the first three rows has like what? Three people, three people.
So that's six. So six times three is eighteen.
So eighteen business class tickets. I don't think that's still paying for that.
No, it's it's fucking close, dude.
But I seriously don't think there's 200 people on a fucking airplane.
Like, yeah, definitely.
We got 747.
Well, 747 is more than that. 747 is going to be like three.
Let me let me look like I'm just going to do this a standard Southwest flight.
So that's like an eight three twenty or seven thirty seven.
A seating capacity.
140 to 170. So 140 to 170 on a standard flight.
Yeah. So that's even less. So you're they're not breaking even.
How much fuel does the average flight use?
It says over the course of a 10 hour flight and they burn 36000 gallons of fuel.
So you're not breaking, but that's a 10 hour.
That's not average. I wouldn't say a 10 hour flights average.
I'd say six is average. I mean, it's three to get from here to Florida.
Is it? Yeah. So maybe maybe the average is four, four or five hours.
I mean, like here to California, I'd be like, I think it's like seven or six.
Six hours. That would make more sense.
Dude, I don't know either. I've always wondered that, like how it makes any fucking sense.
That does. Yeah. How the fuck do you make money?
And also with the repairs you have to do the fucking planes and with all I mean, I guess.
Right. Maintenance, especially.
I guess maybe because there's so many flights going on at one time that you can that like that like thousand dollars like for each flight.
But even that would be an awful business model. You spend thirty thousand dollars to make a thousand.
Yeah. Like what? That doesn't make sense. Yeah.
Well, no, they're not there. So they're breaking. They're breaking.
They're breaking even basically. And then they're not breaking.
I don't know what I'm saying. It's even if they made one thousand per flight after everything was paid for all expensive.
That stills like that's not enough profit for what you're fucking doing flying everybody through the air on a fucking pressurized tube with wings.
Yeah. Yeah. For fucking a thousand bucks. Yeah.
That's it. But I mean, you think about how many fucking flights there are a day.
That's what I was saying. But like still it doesn't.
That's that seems like the worst business model of all time.
But I mean, dude, if you've got five thousand planes going a day, five thousand planes, a thousand five thousand times a thousand per day.
And that's just one flight. And sometimes these guys do like multiple flights a day. So that's five million a day.
So it's they're doing their business in bulk. That's like five million bucks times three sixty five.
Right. Five times three sixty five. That's what.
So two billion a year. And it can't that can't be right. Yeah, I can't be right.
Let's see. Let's see how much Southwest makes a year.
Because, dude, I don't know. I don't know how they make money. Yeah.
Like it doesn't make sense unless it's like government subsidized maybe. Right.
And then you think the government wouldn't want to subsidize it because it's polluting the environment.
So according to Southwest Airlines, companies current revenue is twenty five billion.
Twenty five billion dollars. Yeah.
Twenty five. Twenty five. So there's money in it, dude.
Like I don't know how they make it, though. I don't know.
It's because the fuel they might get like a discount on the fuel maybe because they use so much of it type thing.
It might be like, you know, how like how our former employee had the had like the diesel tank in the in the station.
Right. They might kind of have like one of those and like they pay for it in bulk so they don't have to like worry about it type thing.
So. Or they're doing fucking business with the no.
Oh, they do have like the contracts from the airports, too.
So Southwest has four thousand flights a day.
All right. And let's see what they make per flight.
Much. Make per flight.
Autistic math with the fuck.
It's all right.
So they make thirteen point five eight U.S. sons per flight.
That's what it says here.
Wait, they make sense.
That's what it's per flight.
That's what I don't know why. Why it says that it's thirteen thirteen point five eight U.S. sons per flight.
Are you sure it's not dollars?
No, it's like passenger revenue yield per I don't know for a passenger.
I don't know.
I don't know what it's fucking.
Thirteen cents.
How does Southwest make a profit?
I think it might be because of the the contracts with the airports because, you know, you have to get like a charter from the airport to like have people go to your thing.
So I think that's might be where they get it from.
But still, it doesn't make sense.
Yeah, dude, I don't know.
That money is like it does not add up.
It doesn't add up.
I'll tell you what.
Southwest is a fucking awesome company, though.
I've flown Southwest.
I've flown Delta and I've flown American.
And Southwest was probably the better better of the three.
Do you fucking continentals the fucking absolute worst fucking Indian?
What's that Indian?
Continental now Indian fucking thing is called Indian something like that.
It has like a like a fucking like natives head on the side.
That shit sucks.
I don't think that's a real airline.
I like some fucking random plane that I play with the Indian.
That was the fucking place simulator with fucking Southwest Airlines.
No, I don't think well, I don't think I have any of that Southwest.
Yeah, I can find that plane this week and simulator.
Yeah, American American Airlines plane.
Really?
No, it was not a lot of you the tribute flight.
The 911 landing challenge.
It's on YouTube of people doing the simulation.
Yeah, really?
Challenge.
It's like you hit the seventy fifth floor.
It's like you get a see on your own.
Yeah, I saw someone do that.
That's awful.
They put the air traffic communications over the video, the flight sim.
So it like lined up to use of the of them, like hitting the so shit question
for you guys.
You're on that plane.
You kill the terrorist.
You think you could land it in that?
Yes, I put the in coach.
Okay, so that's like my fantasy.
Casey up front.
We'd fucking land it.
Yo, imagine we got a plane.
I kill a terrorist.
This fucking Terry's taking over these Terry's getting froggy.
Me and Dan Farley will kill the terrorist that you guys are like, all right, we got
this.
I think we definitely do.
Yeah.
Did you ever hear that video?
The old lady landing the plane at the direction of air traffic control.
No, dude, it was amazing.
So her her husband was a pilot and he had a heart attack, right?
Yeah.
And so I think I saw this.
Yeah.
She was on a twin engine plane and she's like talking to the air traffic controller.
She's like, my husband is fucking dead.
Something like that.
I don't know what she says.
Fucking God.
So they sent somebody up to like guide her like another plane and they told her to just
fly my wing, bro.
She fucking landed the plane, landed it.
Unbelievable granny.
Jesus.
I mean, they said she might have had some time like at the Yoke because her husband
was the pilot.
Yeah.
But she she wasn't a pilot and she landed it.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And then there's that one fucking passenger that landed the the Cessna Caravan.
You know, the pilot had a heart attack and he landed it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night.
Right.
You see a lot of movies, but like there's this one movie in Netflix about like a couple
that's like in a plane, the pilot dies and they feel like land it like flying over the
ocean or some shit.
Yeah, it's possible.
You know what they would do is like air traffic control.
I'd want to I'd want to be the one that fought the terrorists.
I don't care about land.
Right.
Those motherfuckers pull out a knife, bro.
I mean, whatever, bro, let's go.
That's like, dude, knives fucking.
I got stabbed twice.
They scared me more than guns.
They do.
It's so much worse because guess what?
Doesn't run out of ammo.
A knife.
Right.
Unlimited ammo.
It's unlimited.
It's a cheat.
It's Chico.
I scare people more than guns.
That's why like they're easier to get people to like do what you want when you're like
holding a knife to someone rather than like.
Right.
The thing is, though, if you're going to get into a knife fight, like I did like like a
combat training for like knife fighting because I'm fucking lunatic because like there is
like a there is like a thing for that.
And I was like, OK.
And they said first rule of knife fighting.
And I'm like, whoa, like first rule of knife fighting.
You're going to get caught if you're fighting somebody with a knife.
And I'm like, like the other person has a knife, too.
Yeah.
Like you have a knife fight.
Yeah, dude.
Because for our use to get knife fights, I used to get garbage.
But like they had it for like ROTC like type thing or J.R. J.R.
ROTC like they had like like combat training and stuff because I did like boxing and stuff
and like the J.R.R.OTC because I'm like I did it for like a couple of months.
But like one of the things I did was like knife fighting, like close combat quarters.
Well, you want to have a knife fight on podcast.
I do it.
I'd kill you, though.
But like the fucking trainer guy who was like a fucking sergeant in the military is like
first rule about knife fighting.
You're in a knife fight.
You're going to get caught.
He's like, cut the guy worse.
And I'm like, OK.
But he's just like he's like, use your arms as braces if someone's trying to cut you.
Because like he goes, they can cut your arms and you'll be it's still going to hurt.
But like they're not going to get anything vital if they keep slashing at your arms.
And they said they said, hold the knife like back, back gripped because it gives you more
control over it.
But they said the guy is going to try to stab you and you can block it with your arms because
if you're both if you both have knives, then he's going to be more likely to just lunge
at you stabbing.
If you if he's the only one with a knife, he's going to hold it frontwards and try to
cut you and slash you with it.
But if you both have a knife, he says most of the time they're going to try to stab you
with it because a lot of times when somebody has a knife and you don't, they're threatening
you.
But like they're threatening you.
They're going to slash at you rather than stab you because they don't want to kill you.
They just want your stuff.
Now, if you're fighting somebody with a knife, you're both in you're both in like kill mode,
like it's killer be killed mode type thing.
So he's going to try to stab at you because stabbing is a more like like killing motion
cuttings like a threatening motion.
Stabbing is like a killing type thing.
But like if you're both doing that, he said if he tries to stab you, you can block with
your arm and try to catch his arm like this.
And then when you catch his arm, you can try to stab like him with that.
And like the training was fucking insane.
It was like wild.
Like we would do that shit.
And then like you'd have like you had like the like the like rubberized knives that like
that you did.
And like your main goal was to pin the guy and like get it at the throat.
And because basically you win the knife fight if you get it at their throat because they
can't do anything without you slashing at their throat.
So you had to like grapple with them and like fight like each other.
And like I got into the one with another kid and like the kid got on top of me and I had
my arm like this with a knife and he had his arm like this.
So we were both going like this with the knives trying to stab at each other.
And when you're doing that shit, it's fucking brutal.
Like like he's stabbing down.
He's doing like the double like autistic Star Wars.
He's doing the double the double hand thing.
I'm doing the double hand thing going like this pushing up.
And then I kicked I kicked his knee.
Did you make lightsaber sounds?
So like I kicked over and then like I did like a plunging like towards his chest and
they like they said plunging towards the chest is a stupid idea because there's so much shit
here that like sternum.
Yeah you're sternum and stuff.
They said every time that you're trying to if you're if you're if you're in a life or
death situation, you're going to try to like fight somebody with a knife throat groin actually
and underneath their armpit is stabbing the dick.
Because dig off.
But under your armpit specifically, he's like people don't think about that.
So you don't guard that.
But think about how many fucking arteries you have going through here.
But that's a lot a lot of prisoners do is they stab on the armpit.
My God.
Because prisoners know how to kill people, I guess.
But like I was watching this fucking Joe Rogan thing and it was like a guy who was like in
prison for like fucking 15 years and like got out and like turned his life around.
But he's like like I was like he's like I was two years in and this small guy in the
yard like these two big guys came up and started like fucking pushing them around like this
smaller guy in the yard like whatever.
And like the guy like punched him and the guy he said small guy just whipped out a fucking
shank and fucking just jabbed him on the arm fucking four times.
And the guy fucking bled out in the in the courtyard.
Oh shit.
He's like he bled out in the courtyard.
And like within like three minutes.
He's like before the before the medics got there they couldn't they couldn't do anything.
And like you obviously know if you fucking get to somebody and they bled out you can't
do anything.
Right.
But like if you cut if you cut under the armpit like you can make them bleed out super fast.
It's almost as fast as a jugular.
Dude, it's amazing what kind of shit people survive though.
Like regularly.
Yeah.
Like it's it's incredible.
I think but like stab under the arm if you're in a knife fight because most people don't
guard that.
Right.
Like if you know what you're doing you kind of do like this but most people don't fucking
realize that you can fucking die from getting stabbed in the armpit.
Yeah.
Dude, I just I want to avoid ever needing to get in a knife fight.
It's my goal.
It's just like prevention is the best.
I carry I carry a pocket knife almost literally everywhere.
I go to this class to like just in case.
No I mean like like there's like there's like the medical course there was like close quarters
combat there's knife fighting there was shooting.
Just in case you get college credit.
I did get college credit for it.
Yeah.
On this episode of the Untitled podcast Tyler scares Casey and Dan.
But I took knife fighting courses.
I took shooting medical.
How to rig a parachute was a weird one.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I guess you follow the airplane.
That's the kind of shit I would want.
Don't have one somebody tosses you one like my brother does it too.
My brother is like way more into it than I am.
He's just like oh yeah we're doing this now.
He's like there's like underwater rescue and shit.
Mike damn he's like yeah they don't even go scuba gear.
We just fucking go underwater.
I'm like what the fuck dude.
I'm like only in America you would have like this training for like fucking 14 year olds.
But like the knife fighting training actually helped me when I got stabbed because I knew
how to kind of like guard with my body getting fucking cut.
And I was just like and then I was like oh fuck I'm in the mode again.
I just got in that fucking.
So this it was a pocket knife you said?
Yeah when I got stabbed with yeah.
I got a it was it wasn't like a super like long one but it was like one like the flick
like like switch blades that you can just get it like fucking like ghetto marts and
shit.
Did he get in trouble for that?
Yeah he got arrested.
He got fucking 10 years.
Really?
Yeah.
You can't you can't attack a fucking public official.
Or first responder.
They they it counts as a public official.
I think they're not a public official.
They weren't.
You're not a public official.
They word it differently.
It was it's it's.
Civil servant.
Yeah that's that's the word.
But like yeah they they did that and because I fucking beat the fuck out of this guy.
Yeah.
Wow.
I broke his eye socket.
Well I mean dude he deserved more than that.
Honestly you don't fucking stab somebody.
But yeah he stabbed.
One you don't know where the fuck that's been.
Yeah I had to get a tad shot and then like shoulder glued together.
But fucking that happened.
Fucking me.
Like my partner.
Was he drunk or something?
He's just high.
Fucking crackhead.
And my partner didn't do shit.
Brand new.
Fucking didn't last three weeks after that.
Nice.
He was like I'm done.
Like why?
I'm the one who got stabbed.
Really?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
He's just like I can't do this.
This is this is too much.
Too traumatic.
This is too dramatic.
I'm like I'm the one who got stabbed.
And I'm like I'm fighting this guy and you're just going.
I'm like bro help.
Dude that's crazy.
What was the second time you got stabbed?
I was fucking getting a fucking bagel at one of the fucking bodegas.
And then like a guy cut in front of me.
And I'm like hey man what the fuck.
And he's like you gotta have a problem.
Like oh I think we're gonna have a problem.
And he fucking slashed my throat at my not my throat my fucking chest.
Actually that scar that I showed you there.
Yeah where was this?
This is in Albany.
Like you know the fuck.
Were you in like.
No I wasn't.
This was like off duty.
Oh.
Like this is like when I was just doing stuff.
But like guy was like oh we gonna have a problem.
Like I think we're gonna have a problem.
And he's fucking like this.
Like fuck.
What the fuck man.
Yeah he fucking he got me in the chest.
And I punched him.
And then he ran away.
And I'm like bro you had a knife.
You could have just fucking gutted me.
But I punched you and you ran away.
What the fuck.
Did you call the cops.
Yeah I had to do a whole fucking police report on that.
Oh my god.
But I don't know if that guy got caught.
Probably didn't because he probably just fucking went to like a drug den or something.
Hidden you know how fucking things get thrown away in Albany all fucking time.
Jesus.
We can't find him.
Whatever.
But yeah that one.
That one.
I'm always looking over my fucking shoulder when I'm coming out of work.
Because I try and park in like a really well lit area.
Yeah.
I should park in the parking garage.
But it was like fucking like 630 a.m.
Like I was in a fucking thing and the guy cuts in front of me.
Like there was like a long line.
So I'm like dude come on.
And I'm like what the fuck man.
He's like are we gonna have a problem.
Like I think we are.
And he fucking whips out a knife and just fucking slashes at me.
I'm like what the fuck.
And I punched him.
Dude that's like how much.
What do you get for that.
Like how long in prison for just stabbing somebody.
It's assault with a deadly weapon.
Attempted murder.
Because if you're slashing at somebody with a knife it's attempted murder automatically.
And it's assault with a deadly weapon.
So those two are definitely class B felonies.
But I don't know if that guy ever got caught.
I never got an update on that.
There's like.
Yeah we'll update you.
Or not.
I don't know.
Dude it's crazy how like how numb like you become to this stuff.
Like dude even like what I do like reading the trauma records.
I don't even think about like it's just like people getting violently murdered.
Yeah.
Like you know what I mean.
I just don't even.
It doesn't even like faze me.
Like I could watch those TV shows about.
You know like the murder shows.
Like old 80s fucking watch.
And it just wouldn't even doesn't even like.
Doesn't register like it would have registered.
Back in the day.
Yeah.
Like dude hearing about like old serial killers.
It's like dude yeah there's people out there killing people.
It's like I get it.
You know like.
You know.
You got to feel that too.
Oh yeah.
All right.
So what were you saying Diler.
So like at our former employer like that was like you know a pretty regular like scary
occurrence that could happen.
But my current employer I actually had that happen.
I didn't get stabbed this time but I got threatened too and the guy was slashing a knife at us.
And fucking like we went in there for it was a standard like Bravo fall.
Standard Bravo fall.
We went in there the guy's like don't even fucking come near me I'll fucking cut you.
And he started like fucking swinging a knife at us.
My partner flipped the fuck out.
I'm just like I guess whatever.
Fucking whatever.
I'm just going to call the police.
Whatever.
The police fucking tell me I get there.
And I'm like hey I hit the panic button.
And like hey patient has a knife.
Took him 10 minutes to get there still.
I'm like what the fuck.
But that ended up in a standoff.
For three hours.
And then fucking I think he tried to kill himself but we stopped him.
Why?
Because he did a police standoff for three hours.
Literally all that he needed to do was be like okay help me up.
Sign here.
Days over.
Whatever.
Maybe he's fucking bored.
He's just like I'm going to do a fucking three hour long police standoff and stab myself
in the throat.
I've seen too many of those turn into like shootouts on YouTube.
Yeah.
But like the lady his wife came out and like fucking said oh my god he has a gun.
And I'm like.
I'm just fucking sitting there and I'm just like what the fuck.
Like I'm behind the ambulance type thing.
Like I'm like I can't go up front and back the ambulance up.
What the fuck was that?
Oh it was Casey's phone.
Oh.
Oh my god.
But I'm like I can't go up front and back it up because the guy has a gun he's just
going to start fucking letting off rounds.
So I'm like can you imagine like taking a fucking round because you're showing up trying
to help.
One like you're the good guy and two like I could understand how people could be mad
at cops.
Yeah but like literally we didn't do anything.
You're the good guy there to help them.
Like I feel like like being like in medicine is like the true like neutral.
Right.
There's like whatever.
Like I'll help.
Like even in fucking war medics are like the oh like like in World War 2 when like even
a U.S. medic went out there to pick up people the Germans would say hold fire and the Americans
would say hold fire so they could get their guys out.
And then they're like OK let's start killing each other again.
But like really.
Yeah.
That's actually like documented things like when like a German medic would come out and
like grab somebody Americans be like hold fire and the Germans be like hold fire.
Let the guy drag the guy out and start treating them like behind their like their own lines
and then they just go back to killing each other.
Well they just shoot him.
Because there's fucking there was honor back then I guess.
Damn.
But like back in like back in like World War 2 and stuff like if a medic besides the Japanese
front the Japanese front they would target medics.
But that was that's a different story.
That's fucked up.
But like that Japanese don't fucking care.
But like in the Japanese front like you know how like in every single like picture like
during World War 2 you see like the like the cross on the helmets and stuff.
The medic stopped wearing that because they would target you if you had a cross on your
helmet.
But in in the German front like the the the Western front of World War 2 both sides if
a medic was going out they would hold fire so they could get the guys out and then go
back to what they're doing.
That's why in World War 2 in the Western front medics were only allowed to have pistols because
you were only supposed to use it in self-defense.
It wasn't like an offensive thing like a fucking rifle or something.
Medics in World War 2 were only allowed to carry pistols because you were supposed to
be like you're not there to kill people.
You're there to like get people out and like fix them up.
So but a lot of times towards the end of the war like when the Germans knew they were losing
they started targeting medics.
But like at the beginning towards the beginning to middle of the war like medics were off
limits like it's a war crime for a reason to kill a medic.
Is it?
Yeah.
Really?
Like if a medic is obviously identified it's a it's a war crime to kill a medic.
But because of that and like conflict got you know way crazier and we started fighting
more and more like quote unquote savage like adversaries like ones that didn't like follow
the Geneva Convention or anything.
There's like yeah take a rifle because you're gonna fucking need it because they don't fucking
care if you're a medic.
But like an army that like China doesn't have the Geneva Convention fucking Russia does but
they don't follow it.
But like it comes like to the point where it's just like if you're fighting against
an army that doesn't care about the Geneva Convention like the medics are combatants
at that point because a medic supposed to be technically a non-combatant because they're
just supposed to be there like getting people out.
But now the medics are considered combatants because they have to be.
Yeah it's interesting the Marines they use the Navy corpsman.
Yeah yeah that's really cool.
And then in World War II everybody just thinks that it was just the Marines in the Pacific
Front but they actually had army medics that went with them and like army battalions sometimes
that went to there.
But like mostly the the Pacific Front was Marines but they did have army over there.
What do you think about that movie Hacksaw Ridge?
I thought it was a really good movie.
I really did.
I never saw it.
You didn't think that guy was a pussy?
You know I get it.
I can't touch a gun.
I like I he was the Seventh-day Evangelist so like he was like a super pacifist like
he didn't like want to touch a gun or anything type thing.
But like Desmond Dawes fucking actual fucking American hero.
Oh there it is.
So why do you think God is okay with people killing each other?
Desmond Dawes didn't kill anybody.
No but like regular people who are Christians.
God isn't okay with anybody killing anybody but in the Bible it literally says there's
a time for peace and there's a time for war and he's like and it's like if and like like
in the Bible it says if there's going to be a war it make it quick make it brutal.
I think that says something like that in the Quran too.
But like make it quick I mean the Quran half of the Quran is the Old and New Testament.
So yeah there is something like that in the Quran because it's in my fucking Bible.
Like people people always forget that like there's like oh the Quran has this and it's
like yeah because that's part of the New Testament you fucking retard.
Like I love when people are like well it has the same thing in it and I'm like yeah because
it's part of this it's a it's a it's an addition onto my Bible.
Is it actually?
Yeah the Old Testament is the Torah of the Jews.
The Christian Bible is an addition onto the Old Testament and the Quran is an addition
on to the Old and New Testament.
So aren't you then justifying?
So why do Christians just stop at the New Testament?
Because we don't believe Muhammad.
We don't believe we think that he was technically we think that he was like a fraud.
Like I'm not like I'm not like downplaying like Islam as like a thing but like in our
beliefs we don't believe Muhammad was anything but like a fraud basically.
Like he was a false prophet.
So I don't even know who he is and like half the world worships this guy.
Oh god we're gonna get cancelled.
Yeah because Muhammad was a or worse.
We're gonna get Casey's house car bombed.
We're gonna get fucking beheaded.
He's gonna go to start his car and it's gonna just go off.
You just hear like a beep.
But yeah the the Christians stop because and like it's the same thing with the Jews.
Why do the Jews not not listen to the New Testament because they don't believe that
Jesus was the prophet.
Aren't you justifying war with religion then?
So isn't religion cause like causing the war more than atheism?
Casey I think I've been over this like six times.
Religion doesn't justify war.
Religion justifies a defense because even God and even like biblical figures say there's
a point where you can't you like when you're pushed against the wall being just like a
pacifist when you're pushed up against the wall is stupid.
There's a there's a there's a time to defend yourself.
There's a time to defend yourself but there's a passage in it.
Does it say anything about oil in the Bible?
No it actually does.
Your name is worth more than a fine oil.
You can fight in self-defense or if there's oil.
No but you can fight in self-defense.
It's kind of like there's a passage in it was it was the presses seed which is it can
be interpreted in several different ways but it says you can give all like you can like
you can constantly give but you can't give your presses seed which is your life.
Your semen.
Yeah you see it's called the presses seed because like it was a guy who was giving away
like like his birds like his his his farming seed because he had an excess of it but Jesus
was like don't give away that last like that last group of seeds because that's yours.
Like it's that's the thing where where a lot of people are like oh you got to give all
your money to to the church.
It's just like no that's that's that's literally in the Bible it says don't do that.
It says that last portion is for you.
Like it's like it was kind of like along the lines of you can't help anybody if you can't
help yourself.
Right.
Type thing.
So but the press to see can also be considered your life in a situation where you can give
all you want but to a point where you're pushed up against the wall you're not going to give
anymore.
There's no mercy left at that point.
It's and like it says basically self-defense is okay.
Like try everything that you can before self-defense but if it comes push comes a suv you your
life is worth like your soul your life is worth something.
Like don't just let that get thrown away because you want to be a past this thing.
Like it's like defend yourself against the the the evil of this world is also said a
lot of times defend yourself.
What's defending yourself.
It could be spiritually it could be mentally and sometimes it can be physically defending
yourself.
Right.
Like defending yourself isn't a sin.
Defending yourself is a right that you should have to do.
Like you have a right to self-defense.
Tie like a thing like where they say turn the other cheek.
You only have to write right thing.
Like that's that's literally what Jesus said.
He's just like turn keep turning.
It's like he's like turn the other cheek and if you get slapped again it's like the three
chances thing.
Like it's just like you can do that once you can do that twice.
Third time there's there's there's nothing left.
You like the second cheek if you if he still slaps you then then it's time to fucking fight
him because it's like you don't have a third cheek.
But people always are like oh turn the other cheek.
It's just like you forgot the last part of that.
But what's up.
Fuck him up.
This is the third part of that is you don't have a third cheek.
Right.
I watched a documentary this week about 9-11 because it was 9-11.
Right.
It's about this is I thought this was going to be the 9-11 episode.
Oh yeah.
It's about how they start talking.
Oh yeah that thing happened.
9-11 yeah.
The Soviets and the Americans both invaded Afghanistan right like back in the 70s like
in 79.
Yeah.
And the Afghans the Afghanis hated the fucking Soviets and they wanted them out.
So the fucking US came in.
They were like freedom.
We're going to get these fucking commies out and then we just fucking stayed there for
like 20 years and they're like are you guys ever leaving and we're like no.
Did you ever hear the US soldiers in what's the what's the fucking one that starts with
F over there Sudan something along those lines Saudi Saudi Arabia they were guarding poppy
fields you know like for opium and shit like they had US soldiers guarding that it's just
like isn't this like against the war on drugs that we're doing in America.
Right.
And there's like yeah but if we do this the Saudis say they'd give us oil.
So that's what I said religion or oil self-defense or oil.
Okay so like you're talking about with the Russians and in the 80s or whatever it was
we were given them the sidewinder missiles or not sidewinder missiles they were the what
are the shoulder fired ones that were given to you.
RPGs.
Yeah.
But there's a javelin missiles.
So that's what we that's what we were given them back.
Like right.
So they were blowing up like Russian gunships helicopters with these fucking shoulder fired
missiles right.
Oh yeah.
Yeah so the weapons we gave the Taliban they drove the Russians out of out of Afghanistan
right but we would like blow up the Afghani towns to like kill kill the fucking so well
that's fine.
But I'm talking about what the fuck are you talking about being it's like oh it's for
it's for religion or oil it's just like America does isn't my religion.
You said really you said in religion you can get into self you can get into war for self-defense
but I'm also saying or or oil.
That's never been for religion.
That's always been a country.
What when has Catholics ever gone for oil.
I'm saying the most mostly people who run the government are all Catholic right.
There's never been an atheist president.
There's only been two Catholic presidents.
I mean not Catholic but Christian religion.
They all read the Bible.
There's only been two Catholic presidents.
You know who they were.
I know this is a trivia question.
I'm talking about all religion.
No no no.
Okay.
And who else.
Yeah that was a question last week.
Yeah that was Joe Biden.
It's Joe Biden.
Oh fuck there's only been two Catholic presidents.
It's been JFK and Joe Biden.
The rest were Christian.
They're all Christian.
All of them every single person was Barack Obama Christian.
Oh he wasn't Muslim.
No I think he's not Muslim.
Is he wasn't half Muslim.
No no that was like a conspiracy.
No he was a Baptist.
What's wrong with that.
Even if he was that's a big fucking because every single one of them has been a Christian
or a denomination of Christian and then there's only been two Catholics.
So anyway 9 11 9 11 so you're talking about like the Afghan the how the Soviets invaded
Afghan and they said like this one American dude he was a soldier and he like went to
the fucking Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan or whatever and they still had fucking public
beheadings and fucking public amputations where they like cut people's hands off for
like committing crimes and it would be like in a like a Coliseum like like ancient row
and he says there's like a reporter and they're like went to these fucking public beheadings
that's fucking big fun.
And so they were saying that's why I like the the Afghan is the Afghanis and like the
Taliban hated the American because because they like they tried to kick out the Russian
but then they stayed there and try to like institute their like regime.
They're like you know their government upon the you know you know Vladimir Putin had a
good point.
He said if any other country did what the United States does everybody would be fucking
everybody would go insane like everybody up in arms about it.
They occupy like every country on.
Oh you can do whatever you want when you're in power when you're like the top dog right
right nobody tell you no.
He was saying like how after World War Two like the United States just stayed in Germany
set up set up military bases there and just never left.
Yeah well he took it out they split up Germany and they stayed there.
They basically own Germany just like so it's wild and he's like it's that if anybody else
did that they would you know they'd lose the world would be losing their shit.
Oh yeah so they can do it but it's like we just go and take a little for freedom.
We're occupying other countries for free.
That's why you always hear like people when they're in the like a lot of people that were
in the military they're like talk they talk about how they were stationed in Germany.
It's like yeah that's basically like the United States fucking three point out you know it's
like probably one of the most common places that I don't know that what's his name your
friend there that was on the podcast probably know a lot about it.
Who.
Oh what's his name Dan Farley.
Oh farly yeah.
What would you say.
Just about like our military presence in Germany how like we just never left after World War
Two.
They date the Germans are OK with it though like now.
Well I mean they don't have a choice.
They didn't have a choice back then.
They were OK with it.
I thought I didn't have a choice.
My cousin was stationed over in Germany he's like they just didn't care.
They also had horse burgers over there.
That sounds amazing.
He's like he goes listen he goes we have cow burgers over here that's that's fine horse
burgers are on another level.
He's like horse burgers were on another he's like he's like yeah you're eating a horse
whatever but like he goes they're on another fucking I'd love to shoot a horse and eat
it.
They're just fucking such shitty animals.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Horses skin.
I remember how you fucking.
Did you see the fucking video.
They're so fucking dumb.
Did you see that video in Albany where like fucking the horse cops fucking broke up like
a cow.
Yeah.
It was like fucking viral it was around like the world like the country.
Oh was it.
Yeah.
Like I thought it was just viral around here and I looked at it like fucking 10 million
views.
I'm like there's not 10 million people just around here watching that.
It didn't look like they did much.
It just looked like they were chasing some guys down.
Yeah dude but like just imagine you just have like you know like a rowdy party and then
the fucking horse Albany cops come on back.
Fuck did you know there's only three horse cops in New York state.
What.
There's only three there's only three departments that have horses.
Oh oh three three mounted patrols New York City Albany and New York State Police.
There's only three.
No.
The entire state of New York.
Wow.
I wonder why that is.
I'm thinking the troopers because ceremonial pretty much.
Right.
I mean they do it on New York City because they have riots and shit sometimes and people
are fucking scared of horses.
Yeah.
And Albany it's ceremonial too but they still use them.
Wow.
That's got to be like dude a mounted patrol in New York City is just like it seems crazy.
I mean they do it in Central Park a lot like that's where most of the horse units are in
New York City but like if they get deployed to like fucking riot control you know how
fucking scary a dude and fucking armor riding at you and horses with a gun.
Just slamming into people.
Yeah.
Like the reason why they use horses for like riot tactics is because it is so fucking big
and you don't want to get hit by a fucking horse.
Right.
Like like I am like I know we keep getting off topic here but like.
Is there a topic there's that really.
Nine eleven bro.
No but like like fucking George Bush.
Look at back to it.
The riot tactics that we use are fucking.
The riot tactics that the police use is like based off of like like like old warfare like
they use like the Spartan like turtle shield thing where they have like the shields up
top and the shields up front and they just like walk towards you because.
Like they use like old war tactics because you're basically just quelling a fucking mob
of like people and they use horses and shit for scare tactics and they use that like the
turtle thing so they can't get hit by it and then when they get up to you they start fucking
beat beat beat beat beat.
You can't fly horses in the plains Tyler.
That'd be pretty sick though.
You can't fly.
I mean in the buildings.
Can't fly horses in the buildings.
You'll be fucking nuts though if we still had mountain mountain fucking army.
We still have the cavalry.
Like if we saw the cavalry.
Like the fucking Polish in World War Two.
Yeah.
Do you know in World War One they still had fucking swords.
Did they?
Yeah.
No shit.
They still had swords in World War Two or World War One.
There was one guy.
This is actually a real story.
There's one guy on Normandy Beach who had a fucking claymore.
Two handed sword.
No shit.
He survived.
What?
Yeah.
Like you can look it up.
I forgot the dude's name.
Normandy Beach?
Yeah.
The dude charged up Normandy Beach.
Ran up the fucking thing and he killed three people with a sword.
Oh my God.
This dude was fucking nuts.
These guys had machine guns and shit.
He's just like sword time.
He charged the beach, ran up the fucking thing and killed three Germans with a sword.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I was just watching a documentary this week about World War Two.
About the D day.
It was like.
Did they talk about that?
The D with the sword?
No.
The D with the sword?
No.
That had to fuck your head.
The dude was like, yeah, I left England and we head towards France and my buddy said,
I don't think I'm ever coming back to England.
He was like, yeah, he was right.
This motherfucker.
This motherfucker fighting mad Jack Churchill.
He was born in 1906 and died in 1996.
This motherfucker survived World War Two then survived another 50 years.
Wow.
And he charged D day with a fucking sword.
Wow.
Where was he from?
What country?
England.
So why a sword?
I don't know.
Where the fuck did he get the sword?
That's an actual picture of him on D day with the sword.
That's a real picture.
Who was taking pictures?
They had war photographers.
I watched the whole documentary and they had like the.
That dude had a fucking sword.
They had a bunch of footage from D day.
How do you have fucking.
Who's sitting there like all right guys come out of the boat.
Yeah, that's a good picture.
Good shot.
I couldn't believe that.
I mean, if I was doing like war photography and I saw a dude coming off a fucking landing
craft with a fucking sword, I'd be like, yeah, I'm taking this picture.
There's two million allied soldiers that were there, so two million, well, not that invaded,
but there's two million like that they had in total for like the effort to take Germany.
So Normandy is a landed a hundred and sixty thousand on the beach.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's in France.
Like that's a real picture.
That's real life.
Damn.
You know, be even more nuts if like we're fighting with like thermal scopes and shit
and there's still a dude with a sword.
If World War three starts, you should go get a sword.
Like look at that.
That's a real picture.
Dude, I said this would be the picture for fucking.
This would be a picture for the episode.
Do you like fight off the bullets like with a fucking like like a lightsaber?
Dude, that's fucking that's fucking why guys back then just had fucking stones, bro.
They had fucking nuts.
Well, they got a fucking hundred sixty thousand people to go into a mission, right, which
was basically like you're never you're probably never going to come back.
You're like at least like a 70 percent chance.
God, I do.
I would just be bad at that.
The Germans are going to be just there with machine guns shooting down at you.
This guy didn't just have a sword.
This dude fucking broke out of he got he got captured as a POW, killed all the Germans in
the camp with this fucking sword that he reclaimed and fucking kept on fighting.
Oh my God.
This guy's nuts.
We've like overridden our survival to our instinctive survival.
Oh, he didn't just have a sword.
He had a bow and arrow.
What?
Yeah.
He had a claymore and a bow and arrow.
This motherfucker is like, yeah, guns.
Fuck that.
I'm going to have a sword and a bow.
Wow, dude.
Maybe it made him less of a target.
Like this, this fucking guy, he's got a sword.
I'm not even going to bother with him.
He comes up behind him.
He cuts his head off.
Yeah, this is like the fucking scare tactics.
So this is like you modern day.
You're in a fucking trench like you're in like the fucking trenches and you see a fucking
like Russian dude come in with a sword and cut your friend's head off.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Did that guy have a sword?
Like I'd still like shoot him, but I'd be like, did that guy have a fucking sword?
What the fuck was that?
Is this a time traveler?
It's like, it's like the ninja from Metal Gear Solid.
I would just not shoot that guy.
Raiden?
I don't think it's Raiden, maybe it is.
Raiden had a sword.
Gray Fox.
I think it's Gray Fox.
I mean, there's a couple of dudes with swords.
It's the one that looks like a fucking cyborg, cyborg ninja.
Their lieutenant was probably like, what?
You couldn't fucking shoot a guy with a sword.
No, he was a lieutenant.
No, I'm saying the Germans.
Oh, the Germans are like, he had a sword?
So you couldn't fucking kill that fucking dude that had a sword?
You got a fucking machine gun, bro.
Dude, I was looking up the people that owned my car before me.
Did they have a sword?
No, no, they had a...
I was curious to figure out who the fuck these people were because the address that was listed
on the title was on Martha's Vineyard.
And I looked up the house and it was a $10 million house.
And I'm like, who the fuck are these people?
Who'd you buy?
My Lexus, the one I drove here tonight.
So I started looking into the family a little bit and not the person who owned my car, but
her father was deputy secretary of the state and co-chairman of Goldman Sachs.
Right?
So I was like, because Martha's Vineyard is where all the wealthiest people hang out.
Right?
So I was like, if you have a house on fucking...
I'm not going to say the street, but if you have a house on this street in this neighborhood,
you know some fucking people.
So if you're the co-chairman of Goldman Sachs, you got some fucking money, dude.
Some real serious fucking money.
So anyway, I was watching an interview with this guy in Tom Brokaw, right?
Tom Brokaw was interviewing him and he was talking about how he was storming the beaches
of Normandy, how he was part of that.
And I'm like, dude, that's fucking crazy because this guy had an insane life.
Like dude, do you go on to be co-chairman of Goldman Sachs and then deputy secretary
of the state?
Oh, like it could have all been over one bullet.
That guy never would have existed.
Oh yeah.
Never.
He fucking...
The odds of doing the things that he did, surviving Normandy and going on to do these
other things, it's like, I don't know.
It's wild.
It's almost like those people were blessed.
The people that did that and took that risk and made that sacrifice.
Well, they have to be in some kind of way.
It's almost like they were blessed by the universe, you know?
Or as Tyler would say, God.
I believe in all that kind of stuff.
Oh, I do.
I mean, dude, that's...
The Lord.
Come on.
It's crazy how we've overridden the human instinct to survive.
We send all these people that we think that they're never going to come back.
Never coming home!
Just imagine going out into the...
Getting in a fucking boat.
Dude, these guys...
They didn't really have a choice.
They had the fucking stones, though.
They really did have fucking stones of steel back then.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking news guys.
Those guys were men, man, bro.
But the thing is, it's fucking nuts.
I went to the Smithsonian of American history when I went down to D.C. with my girl.
And they had, at the thing, they had uniforms from all the wars.
How small those guys were compared to now is fucking ridiculous.
The Revolutionary War, the dudes were fucking 5'3".
Like 5'3", and fucking skinny as fuck.
No way.
No, dude, it was nuts.
And World War II, the average guy was 5'7", and 150 pounds.
Really?
Yeah.
Both sides.
Both sides of the war.
The average guy was 5'7", 150 pounds.
Wow.
And then they had the modern stuff, and they had them lined up.
And you could see the height steadily increases.
Because they had the standard soldier from all the things.
Revolutionary War, they were 5'4".
Now the average height of a soldier is 5'11", to 6'2".
That's the main area.
So average it out to 6'6", 6'1", around that area.
But it was insane to see, because they had them all lined up, but it looked like a height
chart too.
Because they just got bigger as they went along.
That's fucking crazy.
It's just like, it must just be our access to calories.
Just calories.
Dude, I mean, look at kids fucking, my brother is 15.
He's 10 years younger than I am.
And the kids that he's going to high school with, these kids are fucking, they're as tall
as grown men.
I went to one of his football games, and afterwards I was talking to him and his friends.
They're all my height, and they're fucking 14 years old.
I'm like, how the fuck are you guys all fucking 5'11"?
They're just like, I don't know, man.
They're like, my doctor said I'm going to be 6'4".
Like all of them.
Like how the fuck are all of you going to be 6'4"?
It's the fucking milk, dude.
It's the dairy.
No, but it's fucking nuts, because I'm like, when I was...
Estrogen.
Yeah, bro.
I went to high school 10 years ago.
When I was their age, 14 years old, I was 5'5".
Like I was 5'4".
I still am 5'5".
Like that's like the height that I was when I was 14.
5'5 and a half, bro.
These guys are 14 years old at 5'11".
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
And it's not just like them, because the kids from the other team were all at the same height.
I'm like, what's happening with these fucking kids now?
They're all fucking freakishly tall.
Dude, something in the fucking food.
Even the fucking girls, they're like 5'8", 5'9", and fucking 14 years old.
Jeez.
Man.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I feel like around that age, like I feel like when I was 14, the girls were pretty tall.
I mean, girls stop growing when they're like 14.
Right, right.
But like the dudes are 5'11".
Like that's nuts.
Like 14-year-olds, like when you think of a 14-year-old, you think of like a little like
shithead like fucking like little fucking retard.
Like a fucking punk.
Yeah.
But these guys like look like men.
I'm like, what the fuck happened?
Like they're all like shredded too, like fucking like big ass muscles and shit.
I'm like, the fuck is going on?
It's fucking hormones.
I'm telling you, dude.
Like are these guys all on HGH and shit?
It's the RBST and the fucking milk.
But yeah, these kids are fucking jacked.
Huge.
But also, if you think about it, when we were younger, we didn't have like the internet
to tell us like what to eat, when to eat it type thing and like how to work out correctly
and stuff.
Right, right.
Like these kids had that since they were fucking born.
And when they started working out and stuff and started like eat like they like and they're
still at the point where they're growing.
So they can they can capitalize on that and just become fucking huge.
Right, right.
And we didn't have that.
That's gonna be a problem for the the teachers that the female teachers that are prone to
that kind of activity.
Jacked fucking 35 year old, 35 year old looking 14 year olds like this kid that came up to
me.
He's like, oh, you're Eli's brother.
I'm like, you look like you're older than me and I'm 25.
What the fuck is happening?
I'm like, how old are you?
He's like, I'm 14.
I'm like, I thought you were 27.
Yeah, it's problematic.
Wait, so dad, tell us about the demonic possession of Elon Musk.
So I was listening to an interview on a podcast with the guy who did the autobiography of
Elon Musk.
And it's not really an autobiography if it's done by somebody else.
But no, I'm sorry.
Biography the biography of you're right.
You're right.
Is it?
Yeah.
By yourself.
I mean, it could be ghost written and it'd technically be an audio and on all by right.
Right, right.
So biography.
And he was talking about the different personalities that Elon Musk has, like his playful personality.
And then he says he has split personalities, right?
Where he just goes into like different modes.
He's got like BPD or some shit.
I don't know, but he says he has this one mode that is called the dark mode or demon
mode.
And when he wants something done, all right, pertaining to getting to Mars, right.
And somebody says like, it can't be done.
He fucking explodes and starts screaming at them and tells them that they have to get
it done.
All right.
Like, and if people aren't on board with getting to Mars, he loses his shit.
Like he'll fight.
He fires them.
He said that like if somebody, if somebody like if their mission like didn't align with
his mission, which everything that he's doing is for one purpose and it's to get to Mars.
All right.
So like he said, they said when he went into Twitter, like if they went through people's
messages within the company, like there's this like app you can use to like send other
people messages and they read all their private messages.
And if their views didn't align with his fired, they brought him in and fired them.
So anyway, this he says this guy would go into demon mode and just get extremely fucking
angry like when somebody didn't agree.
And then he would just kind of snap out of it like a minute or two later and then just
be playful like nothing happened.
I'm like, yeah, all over Mars.
Like, oh dude, yeah.
So think about this, right?
You got this guy and I started realizing that right.
His main thing is to get to Mars with everything he does, all his companies, everything converges
on getting to fucking Mars.
That's all he fucking cares about.
He wants to die on Mars.
But why does this with human have what were you wondering what Tesla has to do with it?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Look at, look at the cyber truck, right?
It looks fucking ridiculous, right?
It's real stupid.
It's real stupid looking.
It's not so stupid looking when you realize that it's actually a Rover.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
And then it's like the S class and shit.
So he pretends that he's selling all this fucking consumer products to these fucking
people.
He's doing it for his own fucking purpose.
That's a fucking Mars Rover, bro.
What about the S class?
He gives a fuck.
What about the L.A.?
That's just to fund the fucking Rover.
All this stuff.
This is fun.
The Rover is cool proof, bro.
It's a fucking.
I knew something was fishy about him.
I never liked him.
Right.
Look at the thing.
It's a fucking Mars Rover.
Is it airtight?
Can you breathe?
It is, dude.
Okay.
So I bet, I bet you didn't know this.
I looked that up because I'm like, wait a second.
I know what this fucking guy is doing.
Right.
So I looked up, I looked up if, if it's airtight, all Teslas are airtight and they actually
have a mode that if there's a biological attack, you hit the button.
And since they're pressurized, they're not exactly fully airtight, but they're pressurized,
which most cars are not.
But all Teslas are pressurized.
Yeah, no.
So dude, if they're at least pressurized, that means that you can make them airtight.
Yeah.
100% airtight.
So he's already thought of this shit, dude, because all he gives a fuck about is fucking
Mars.
So in think about that, when you look at everything he does.
I was, I was playing starfield today and I went to Mars because that's one of the planets
you can go to.
It was real shitty.
Like it was, you know, it was like a third world country.
They had like, you know, people in the mines and shit.
Oh really?
Yeah, it sucked.
So what?
They have like an atmosphere on Mars?
No, no.
Like the, like the, like if you're out of the settlement, like it's still like, you know,
Mars Mars.
Right.
But like when you're like in the settlement, like it's like just fucking deep mines of
Mars where you just fucking everyone's sad and shit.
Dude, would you go to Mars?
I think he was more getting at how do they breathe?
Yeah.
Like, no, like they have like, like in the, in like the settlements, they have like the
airtight shit.
Like, all right.
But like they dig, they dug underground and then kind of like made like a, like an airtight
thing underground and Mars.
Well, just to close that thing we were talking about, right?
Elon Musk, like I believe that he is possessed by a demon that is from Mars and got trapped
here and his inner dimensional space demon and is trying to get back to Mars.
Dude, I think he just wants me to go.
It's not, you know, I must, doesn't give a fuck about Mars, but the demon that's possessing
him needs to get back.
How did it get here?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm one of those spaceships, dude.
Maybe on the Mars Rover, bro.
But you remind me, I also want to talk about how Einstein's a fraud, but we'll get back
to that.
What are you going to say?
Like Mars, like the first people that go to Mars aren't coming back.
Right.
Maybe not.
Maybe they are.
They've already committed to not coming back.
Yeah.
They're just like, we're not coming back.
Like, you know, there's keep sending supplies.
They got to make a fucking like, what the fuck are they called?
The habitats I think are called, like where you can live in like a hostile area.
Right.
But like, it's going to take years, decades, maybe fucking centuries till we can fucking
like actually live on other planets.
Right.
I think it's, I feel like the moon makes more sense to colonize before Mars.
I feel like SpaceX could send a fucking rocket to the moon tomorrow.
They could.
And just like they've got it down to such a science.
They would.
They've sent ones that went that orbited around the moon and then came back.
So they have.
Yeah.
So if you can orbit around the moon, you can land on it.
No shit.
Yeah.
I didn't know they did that already.
Yeah.
But like it, it doesn't make sense to colonize Mars when we have a moon that's way closer.
Right.
And you can send supplies back and forth way easier to the fucking moon than you could
on the moon.
Dude, the moon is going to be the next Martha's Vineyard.
Oh yeah.
Oh dude.
Are you King?
Can you imagine?
Oh, let's go to the water park on the moon.
It's like only the super rich people can send their kids there.
Yeah, it's like visiting the Titanic summer.
It's like Disney World.
I think it's going to be safer than that.
Actually.
No, bro.
They're going to fucking make Disney World moon.
Dude, that'd be fucking amazing.
I would go lunar Disney World.
Dude, can you imagine how like left out you're going to feel when people are partying on the
fucking moon and you're still paying taxes on earth?
Yeah.
I mean, look at, look at most dystopian movies.
The only people that can go the moon and or leave the shitty quote unquote shitty earth
and go to like the more like pleasure planets and shit, like the ones that have like, you
know, like, you know, fucking cyber cities and shit like earth is always fucked in those
movies.
Earth is always like shitty people who live in like fucking like the gutter and like shit
like earth becomes like fucking second in Jackson of the fucking galaxy.
But like, if you look at it, like it's all like the poor people that have to stay on
earth and like you earn the right to go to another planet like you like, like they're
like if you get enough credits, you can go to moon or you can go, you can go to lunar,
you can go Mars.
It's just like if you earn enough social credit type shit or you earn enough money and like
people are like, I'm just trying to fucking do anything to get off this fucking planet.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, I think that's going to be in our fucking lifetime.
You think moon, do you think moon colonies are going to be in our lifetime?
Yeah, absolutely.
Do you think like actual habitable like cities on the moon or do you think like, like kind
of like a space base, like a lunar base?
Oh yeah, more like that.
But there's going to be, I think at least a fucking McDonald's.
At least, at least.
Bro we're the first fast food in space.
I wonder if, I wonder if fucking defryers worked on the moon.
Teleportation?
To the moon?
Yeah.
No, it's going to be SpaceX.
It's going to do it, it's going to be just like we run fucking, just like Southwest Airlines.
SpaceX is going to be running daily trips to the moon.
I wonder how much it takes to take it to the moon.
150 grand.
But you know you have to take like, like six G's like riding in the space shuttle.
I mean, have you been to Ultima fair or the fucking Skatecoke fair or anything like that?
You know the fucking little like UFO like spinning ride?
That gives you three G's.
Oh really?
And like kids go on that.
So yeah and I puked my brains out.
I bet that they'll come up with a thing that's more like getting on an airplane right, so
it'll, it'll start off like an airplane and then it'll fire into orbit.
You know from an already, you know, maybe, maybe it'll fire off of imagine what's wrong
and they just shoot people out into space.
What's that?
Imagine when something goes wrong and they shoot people out in space.
This is moon control.
You're ready for take off.
Yeah, we missed.
We just somethings could blow up.
But the thing is getting off the moon, like getting back to earth is way easier than getting
off earth.
Yeah.
Because we have like the atmosphere and gravity.
Getting off the moon, they did it with like a fucking like tinged hand.
Like getting off earth took fucking a lot.
Getting back to earth, they just fucking fall.
Dude, that sounds like.
The only thing that you need to get back on earth is like heat coating.
Like so you, so like when like you're doing like.
Yeah.
Like if you have heat shielding, you can get back on earth.
Yeah.
Like it needs to be obviously needs to be like sealed and stuff like, you know, like
like pressurized and shit.
But like getting off earth is a huge deal.
Getting back on earth, it's just falling.
Right, right.
Episode 100 we're going to do for live from the moon.
Episode 100, dude, that's in like a year.
Well, you lot better like fire some more people.
I don't think it's going to be episode one episode.
1500.
I think that we're going to be more than the Joe Rogan experience.
Right.
I think Joe Rogan's up to 2050 or something like that.
Is it?
All I know is episode 9 11 and episode two 53 is the best ones.
Nine.
What's nine 11?
Alex Jones.
Oh, and what's two 53?
Alex Jones.
Let's see.
He's I think it's 1253.
He's up to 2035.
Oh yeah, I was 1253.
Damn.
When did it line up with the year?
2000.
I was a stupid one.
Oh no.
August.
It did that.
That's cool.
So I was talking about Einstein's a fucking fraud.
Oh yeah.
Why is he a fraud?
So the same guy who wrote the biography of Elon Musk did the biography of Einstein.
OK.
And he was talking about his accomplishments.
Right.
And he said that Einstein didn't do.
Oh, it's so funny, Tyler.
What is that?
Liver and onions.
What the fuck is that?
What is that cartoon?
And Eddie.
Oh, yeah.
He's just eating his fucking.
Are you still in this show?
This show is funny as fuck.
So anyway, this guy was saying that Einstein never accomplished anything like anything
that he set out to do.
Like he I don't think he finished high school.
No, but he did.
Let me finish.
He was like less than middle of the road in his class.
All right.
Couldn't get into grad school.
And so he had to take a job at a patent office.
He did his best work as a patent clerk.
OK, so he was a patent clerk.
Right.
And then all of a sudden, this guy who's kind of a fuck up comes up with when he's reading
about other people's inventions, he comes up with this special theory of relativity.
It's like, dude, you couldn't even get into grad school and you came up with this special
theory.
What the and then he had this quote on his deathbed that said basically like I like to
not think of myself as the person who came up with this stuff, but more that I stumbled
upon it.
Oh shit.
You stumbled upon it as a patent clerk reading other people's fucking work.
What?
Yes.
And I never got into grad school, but I come up with some pretty good theories.
OK, but did you come up with the theory of relativity?
I could.
I don't think somebody that definitely could.
Did he help make any help make the atomic bomb?
Yeah.
Supposedly.
It's like, yeah, OK, right.
This guy just happened to fucking come up with equals MC squared while he's reading
other people's inventions.
He's like, I'm coming on his invention.
I think I think what happened is that or it's possible that he didn't steal it directly,
but he knew enough about the subject that from reading other people's work, right, brilliant
people are putting in patents, right?
And he had the summation of their information to go and make this special theory of relativity.
So he had to understand enough about it to approve the patents, right?
So this guy over here, right?
Say Tyler's got some fucking.
He understood it and then took it as his own.
Right, right.
So Tyler's got this thing that he understands over here and he's filing a patent.
And in case he's got this thing that he understands over here and he's filing a patent on it,
but they don't see the full picture.
Einstein sees the full picture because he's the one that has to approve the fucking patents.
You see, he's a fucking fraud.
They put nothing.
Did they try to put a patent on the theory of relativity?
You can't put a patent on theory.
I don't know, but he couldn't you in order to get a patent, you have to have a physical
working like prototype.
Oh, really?
That's like part of the thing.
Oh, that's just like an idea.
Ideas don't have patents.
You can have intellectual property, but you can't have like a patent on it.
All right.
I think we'll take a break on those other podcasts and we'll be back.
All right.
Fuck.
Welcome back.
Welcome back to our panel podcast.
I just hit a skull.
It's episode 47.
I'm back with Tyler again.
Wow, that actually made like got all the shit on my side.
It's kind of.
Yeah, that's what it does.
Did you guys even hear what the fuck I said?
No, dude, I just saw the fuck out.
I'm like, okay, okay.
I'm not going to call it.
Don Juan, Frank calls the KKK.
I was wondering why you also angry.
Apparently.
All right, Tyler, you wanted to talk about whispering.
Whistling in the woods.
So whistling in the woods is a old native tale, but it's been all around the world apparently
too.
And apparently at night, if you whistle in the woods, bless you.
Apparently a night, if you whistle in the woods, you can summon evil creatures to you
or evil spirits.
And almost every culture on the planet has a story about that of whistling in the woods
attracts evil spirits.
I feel like that'd be a pretty fucking creepy thing to do.
I feel like I was, if I said if you get a whistle back in the woods, it's definitely
not a person.
You want to try it?
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
You just did it.
I'm going to do it when we go to the fucking woods, bro.
Dude, dude, I'm going to lick this.
She was just out there whistling.
Because I feel like we need more information.
I feel like that's a little vague.
I feel like there's something in the woods.
So you think at this place we'll get any fucking ghosts?
I think we're going to get more than ghosts.
I'll bring all my gear.
I think a ghost would be like.
So should we all pitch in for like a night vision camera too to bring us?
Night vision camera.
I have a night vision camera actually.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, that one that I was using before as night vision.
Really?
Yeah.
We got to get some UV flood lamp.
Oh my god, dude.
This is just setting chills up my spine.
Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
Yeah, I'll buy like a UV flood lamp to put on the top of it.
And then just have that because then it lets us see all around.
Yeah, I'll drive and I'll drop you guys off.
I told Casey I could bring my gun if you want.
I don't think you can bring your gun on public land.
Oh my god, this is so fucking long.
I can't read it.
We might catch a charge on that one.
What brought chills up your spine, bro?
Oh dude, so I typed in whistling in the woods and this Reddit thing popped up, which I'm
going to read the whole thing later.
But it says in just a little bit that you can see on Google, it says the whistling
is a well-documented demonic behavior.
Either done to scare victims or to act as a lure to draw a victim deep into the wilderness.
Speaking of like luring people in, I forget what the term my buddy used.
It was the same one that saw this thing with his girlfriend.
But he was with this other kid who's also a paramedic.
You would know him if I said the name, I think.
I think you would.
He said that the old place he used to work.
He said that they were both lured into, what are they called?
Banshees?
The ones that scream?
No.
Siren?
I'll tell you another story about that actually.
Siren.
I think that's what it was.
Yeah, sirens are the ones that lure you with song.
Well this one, he said they pretend to be beautiful.
Just type in the name.
Just type in the dude's name so you don't have to say it.
Oh, oh.
Give him a shout out.
No, no, no.
I'll tell you.
They'll see if he's like, oh he'd be cool with it.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, he was with him.
He said they were walking in this camp out in Oneana.
And they saw these two gorgeous girls.
That's a siren, bro.
That's either a siren or a succubus, bro.
It was like at night.
And so they're like, oh, let's go after those chicks.
And dude, this kid.
Let's go after those chicks.
Dude, this kid, just women are just attracted to him.
He doesn't even have to.
Which one, him or your friend?
My friend.
He doesn't even have to try, dude.
I literally, I can't even say it in case he listens to this.
But it's absurd how much tail he gets thrown at him, bro.
He'll look at a girl and just smile.
Dude, you could do that.
Look at you, bro.
I'll tell you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Maybe he was six inches taller.
Right, right.
Thanks, Casey.
Just wear those heel things that give you an extra two inches.
So yeah, dude, he looks at a girl, smiles at her that night.
Maybe he's a demon.
He's fucking banging her.
So him and this other kid, that kid whose name I showed you,
they followed these two beautiful girls
through this camp at Oneana.
It's kind of creepy to do that.
Well, no, they're just going to hit on them, right?
They're like, oh, they're kind of hot.
And they'll see what they're up to.
So this trail goes down to this.
Yeah, we're good.
Does my voice actually sound like a guy,
or does it sound like pussy shit?
You sound like a guy to me, dude.
Let me just listen to my ear real quick.
I'll do a random episode.
So.
Hold on.
I keep telling this story.
You look that up, Tyler.
Tyler's got to listen to himself, because he's apparently never
listened to any of the episodes.
I mean, I do.
I just don't really listen to myself.
I already know what I'm saying.
He's at the beginning of every episode.
AI Tyler, at least.
Tyler listens to the podcast on the podcast.
This is so meta.
So anyway, these kids, they follow these girls
down this trail to this lake.
And this lake is its own.
This whole property is owned by the, what is it, Sunni Onayana.
And he said they went down.
They got down to the lake, and they disappeared, gone.
They were right behind them, and they said they literally just
disappeared, vanished.
No shit.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I'm listening to him.
He's listening to himself.
Oh, man.
I was going to tell.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I'll wait until Tyler.
Shut the fuck up, Ali, man.
I'll wait until Tyler's done listening to himself
to tell this next one.
Casey, shut up.
I think you should just go for it.
I truly believe we're all MK Ultra victims.
You know, I sometimes listen back to this shit,
and I'm like, how fucking stupid am I?
Bro, I do that every episode.
Sometimes I just have to shut it off.
I'm like, I can't even stand to hear myself right now.
This is ridiculous.
I know, right?
What were you guys saying that entire time?
Oh, no, I just told a story about how
they followed these girls down to the water,
and they disappeared.
So sirens are actually water-based creatures.
That's what he was saying.
Yeah.
But anyway, we were saying about the Banshee, my one friend
who's an EMT.
He said.
I feel like most of our friends are EMTs.
Yeah.
I don't really have many friends who aren't.
I know.
They don't really vibe with us anymore
if you're not in the crew.
Or have been, yeah.
Yeah.
But he says he was outside smoking a cigarette.
That's very paramedic slash EMT.
Yeah.
At his house, though.
And he said, all of a sudden.
The fuck happened?
He heard a woman scream, a high-pitched scream.
And he passed the fuck out.
That's like Harry Potter in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Damn, dude.
He just heard a scream, like a woman being murdered.
Did he wake up with a nosebleed?
No.
He woke up.
His brother came and found him and dragged him inside.
And he woke up inside.
Shit.
The fucking Dementor?
So a lot of things that you hear.
I've done a lot of research on banshees and shit like that.
Specifically in America, banshees are kind of not really.
They're more of a European spirit.
I don't know why.
That's just kind of where it's at.
But a lot of times, if you hear a woman screaming in America
and nobody's around, most likely it's a mountain lion.
Oh, or a gray fox.
Yeah, because they say, like the sound of a mountain lion
slash a fox sounds like a woman screaming.
Damn.
Yeah.
Man, I don't know.
Being that I precipitated this event, this sinkable episode.
Sinkable episode, if you will.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think there's something more going on.
But this kid, he's into a lot of that.
Dude, his favorite movie is, what's that one with Jason?
Friday the 13th.
He's obsessed with it.
Listen.
Oh.
It's going to come up.
A little bit.
Yeah, that's a fox.
That's not a human.
Sounds like a rake.
Yeah, yeah.
I could see.
He said this sounded like a woman being murdered.
Yeah, like in real life, it sounds way louder and way
scarier because I've heard it.
I was outside smoking a cigarette, and I heard that.
But I have foxes and shit around my house all the time.
But for a good minute and a half,
I'm like, someone just got murdered.
Because you know how recordings never really
get things justice a lot of times?
Like the level of sound that's coming out.
It sounded like somebody was fucking being murdered
up the stairs type shit.
And I'm like, huh.
Can you imagine hearing that, though, in the woods
when you're by yourself?
Yeah.
It freaked me the fuck out.
Yeah, animals are fucking scary.
But yeah, there's a whole bunch of fucking weird shit.
Windigo's are creepy.
Fuck, and I talked.
I think I talked at length about windigo's, right?
I don't remember if you said anything about windigo's.
Windigo's, bro.
Dude, there's a lot of fucking good creepy shit on Reddit.
Oh yeah, no sleep, bro.
That's one of the best subrides for it.
Oh, is it?
No sleep?
No sleep.
Damn.
Fuck.
I got rid of Reddit, though.
Yeah, it's because it's all fucking.
Too autistic for it.
It's all porn.
No, it's all porn.
It's just too easy to fucking.
It's like one search away.
What do you have to get porn?
It's not that I have anything against porn.
It's just like.
You feel better without it.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
It's less of like a.
Let's see, how do the four of us who can last longest for no not no ever?
Me.
No not no ever.
Why is it automatically you?
Dan would probably.
I have practiced.
I could tell you stuff that would blow your mind.
How long?
You'd be like, why?
How long have you done no not?
Well, so no not, I've.
Dude.
I'm probably gone.
I went so long I had to jerk off just to see if I could still not like it was concerned.
Yeah, it was concerning, but I was also using some techniques that were like not healthy.
So the time you were out in testosterone.
That no, it was so that's precipitating when I went on it because I was over exercising,
probably under eating.
Right.
And I was like, dude, I was like 140 pounds.
And my testosterone was just fucking in the toilet.
So that when you have any test, dude, like it's no problem.
Like you're like no.
So if you jerk off all the time, you have high test.
Oh, it means you have a healthy sex drive for sure.
That's great.
You know, it's good for your immune system, all that stuff.
Like I went from like jerking off when I was in high school, like five times a day.
So I just get off like one time day.
Then I got to the point where I'm like, I'll do it every three days.
We'll do it every day.
And then I'm like, it's just like sometimes like it's just like, I need to do it today.
I like jerked off five times an episode.
That's why it's not here.
But like, dude, the most I did in one day was, oh, got him.
I did eight times in one day when I was in high school.
There's some shit I want to say, but I'm going to keep it for off the box.
What was the most times you fucking jerked in one day?
In a day, like 10 times.
You were shooting blanks at the end.
Dude, it's this weird thing.
I tell this day, I can't find anything in the medical literature.
When I was like real young, like 12, and I would do it,
I would get pounding fucking headaches after.
But then I just kept doing it.
I was like, I think I tricked my body into thinking that it was fully grown
and that's why I stopped growing.
Because I just jerked off so much.
It's just like, all right, he hit puberty.
He's jerked off 10 times tonight.
That's like, cut the hormones off.
Let's see.
You're like Pinocchio.
Sixth grade or fifth grade was like the first time I fucking came.
I think.
And like, I didn't seem to jerk off.
I fucking humped a pillow to completion.
Right.
I still do that.
Because I was like, I didn't know how to fucking jerk off.
I was like fucking, I was, how old are you in sixth grade or fifth grade?
Fifth year, 11.
11?
Yeah.
Like my one friend, we went on like a nature retreat with the class.
And we stayed in an inn.
And I took a joke.
I'm going to put that in the intro.
I hope the pillow took completion.
But like, he was like jokingly like humping a pillow.
And I got home.
And like, I was like, oh, that was really funny.
And then I was in my room.
And I was like doing that.
I'm like, wow, that kind of felt good.
And then I took my pants off and just rubbed my nuts on the pillow until I came.
And then I put two socks in the pillow to like pretend that they were tits.
And rubbed my dick between them.
Because I didn't know what a vagina was at that point.
So I just thought that you just rubbed your dick and tits.
And yeah, so tits were the only thing that I
knew that was different at that point.
Because I was like, there's just nothing down there for women.
Like that's just what I thought back then.
I'm like, there's just nothing down there.
So I'm like, so do you just rub it between their tits or something?
And then I was like pretending to do that.
And it just went like, oh my, what the fuck?
But like that was the beginning of Tyler's addiction.
That was the beginning of Untitled Podcast that day.
That day.
Yeah.
But I was like, the first time that happened, I'm like, what the fuck?
You've never experienced anything like that in your entire life.
I'm like, oh my, what the fuck was that?
That was nuts.
That shit was fucking nuts.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you remember the first time you guys came here?
I do.
Because I remember that.
I was like, I want to do that all the time.
Dude, I was sitting in bed thinking of this fucking hot Asian girl
that went to my school.
I mean, I don't know.
I say hot.
To me at the time, she was hot.
Now, looking back, she was probably like 13.
But she was the only Asian girl in my school.
And I just remember I was just kind of rubbing it.
And then all of a sudden, I was like, bam!
I'm like, whoa!
What the heck was that?
And my hand was wet.
I was like, what the fuck?
And that was the beginning of the end.
A lot of times, people have their first come with a wet dream or something.
But I just went fucking straight forward, apparently.
Yeah, yeah.
I went around about.
Fall on the pillow and half.
Yeah.
No, but I just put a whole bunch of socks in one sock.
And I just put it on the pillow.
And I did the same thing with the other one.
And then I just fucking like.
I don't know.
All right, yeah, I think they will hear this on the podcast.
I talked about me fucking jerking off in a fucking pillow
by rubbing my dick between two socks.
But that was you then.
This is me now.
So I have not physically jerked myself off to conflation in over a year.
OK.
So I just I have a soft blanket that I use.
And it feels good.
And here's my theory.
Right.
I think you spoil yourself when you just sit back and just jerk yourself off.
I'm glad you said this on the podcast, because I would never say something
like this on the podcast.
So I mean, you fucking cut out the library story.
Two things that your parents can't find.
This podcast and that hat.
They have to be hidden.
This hat.
How do you know my parents aren't Trump supporters?
I know they're not.
Your dad works for the tax department.
Unacceptable.
I know he's definitely not a Trump supporter.
I'm really glad you guys told that on the podcast.
Well, I'm not done yet.
Oh, yeah.
No.
So what?
Are you going to edit this out or no?
No.
So I'm just saying, I wouldn't do it.
My theory is that it keeps you from just sitting there fucking all day
and just doing it.
It puts a barrier.
Do you come in the blanket?
Yeah.
And then I go, what?
Why don't you just get a flesh light or something, bro?
I know.
I should, but then I don't know.
I mean, I had a flesh light.
I threw it out.
Because you have to go through the motion.
I feel like it's like exercise.
No, not really.
With a flesh light?
No, but that's what I'm saying.
This is like you actually have to put some work in.
So there's a barrier to you just like, I don't know.
I just feel like it's lazy.
Not lazy.
Am I making any sense here?
Yeah, I guess.
Casey, can you please tell a library story on here?
We're going to edit this part out.
Casey, please.
Casey, we've told weird ass fucking stories.
The library story isn't even that bad, man.
It's not even that bad.
I told the stories of fucking jerking off the hentai and shit.
Tell us a story about you fucking going into the library, bro.
Or I'll say.
I just don't think it's something the listeners are thrilled about.
Dude, we've referenced the library story like fucking 20 times,
and they still don't know it.
Oh my lord.
Dude, the library story is hilarious.
It's great content.
When you said that shit, I was dying.
That shit was so funny.
Was it?
Yes.
Oh my god.
You got to tell the library story, bro.
Jesus.
Help me out here.
Dude, there's people.
I don't know that I should have told that last thing.
I think it's pretty funny.
It's just, I don't know.
It's like, I don't know.
But there may be people that listen to this.
We think nobody listens because nobody sends any fucking emails.
I see some listens on the statistics.
But 2,000 plays is, let's see.
Let's break that.
This is the 40 what episode?
47.
47?
2,000 plays divided by 47 episodes.
That's 42 people.
42 and 1 half.
2,200 now, actually.
OK, so we're going to redo the math here.
2,200.
Why do you guys even listen?
This show sucks.
46.8 people.
I was watching a show this week, actually.
It's called Only Murders in the Building.
You ever hear of that?
No.
With Steven Martin and Selena Gomez.
What?
Yeah, and there's these people living in an apartment building.
They see someone get murdered.
And they like this podcast that's a true crime podcast, murder podcast.
And they start their own podcast.
And they get people to listen to it.
And they have fans that are out on the street.
And they're like, help them solve this murder.
Imagine if we had fucking fans that showed up outside my house
when we recorded the podcast.
Oh my god.
And sat on the fucking curb with lawn chairs.
Dude, that would be awesome.
Would you give autographs?
Yeah, oh yeah.
You can pull your car up to the curb and listen.
Listen live.
Yeah, like we have a speaker.
Dude, I'm telling you, that's why I should get the bus going.
That'd be fucking dope.
We could just park it in front of Casey's or park it anywhere.
Do the mobile podcast.
Say podcast guest wanted on the side.
Tyler, you've got to get me drunk if you want me to tell the library story.
Just tell the library story, bro.
It's so fucking funny.
You don't need to be drunk to tell it, bro.
Be a man.
Tell it.
We've all told stupid stories.
I told the fucking Anne Frank story, bro.
That's way worse.
I told the Oprah story.
Dude, we've all told these stories.
You've got to tell your one, bro.
Yeah, so I was, you know.
You don't have to, Casey.
No, come on, man.
I got a few tasks.
There we go.
You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
But do it.
You should.
Yeah.
Shoulder angel.
No, shoulder devil.
Shoulder angel.
No, it's not a big deal.
I was 16.
I was working in the library.
Putting the books away.
No big deal.
One day, I had this old lady that was my boss.
She goes, go up there into the fucking alcove area.
And there was a balcony around the fucking employee workroom
where all the librarians sat.
And there's this balcony around the fucking area they all sat.
But there's nobody in there that day,
because it was fucking Sunday.
She's like, go sort these fucking magazines
from the fucking 90s.
They had all the old magazines.
You had to sort them and get rid of them.
I'm like, fuck, this is boring as shit.
And I'm looking through the magazines.
And I think I opened up to People magazine or some shit.
And I forget who was on the cover.
I was like, wow, might as well jerk off.
It's too easy.
So I just sat amongst all these old magazines.
It's just like, rubbed it out.
And it's still there to this day, I bet,
because nobody ever goes up there.
Damn.
You got to do what you got to do.
How you're just like, you're doing something really boring,
and your fucking mind wanders.
Yeah.
All the time.
And then you just randomly get horny.
Yeah.
All the time.
It's like, well, I'm in a library, and no one can see me.
So a lot of people have this story
of jerking off in their school, their high school.
I never did that.
In actuality, I've never jerked off in my high school.
But a lot of people are like, bro, I jerked off
all the time in high school.
Oh my god.
Dude, there's this one story, though,
that wasn't me, but it was somebody
that I went to school with.
He was on my football team.
Before every single game, every single game,
he had to jerk off.
He had to jerk off, yeah.
He's like, I can't play unless I jerk off.
I'm like, what the?
Dude, that sounds like the opposite of what you should do.
Yeah.
But he's like, he could get freaked out,
and jerking off would calm him down.
Well, yeah.
It kind of would.
So he's like, I jerked off on the field.
But he's like, I got to jerk off.
Like, he never told us that until somebody like, fuck it.
I'll tell the story.
He never said that until like, so he would just go away
when we were all doing stuff, because we'd
listen to music and shit while we were getting suited up.
And he just disappeared for fucking 15 minutes,
and then come back every single time.
So I'm like, where the fuck do you go?
He's like, I don't worry about it, man.
So some guy went to the bathroom,
and he opened the door, and he saw him jerking off.
He's like, what the fuck?
And he's just like, bro, I have to do it before every game.
You got to do what you got to do.
Was he a good player?
Yeah.
Well, he knew what he was doing.
He was.
He had his formula down.
Yeah.
But there was one time that I was playing, and like, dude,
one of the cheerleaders on the other team
was fucking super hot.
Coach only lets me jerk off if I win.
But there's this one cheerleader on the other team's
sideline that looked really hot.
I glanced over at her.
And the schools that allow the cheerleaders
to have pretty slutty outfits, she
was wearing one of those ones.
And I was just like, oh, fuck.
She had massive tits, fucking hourglass body.
Jeez.
I'm like, wow.
I was like, my head got out of the game
looking at that for a fucking second.
And I realized I came back, and I had a fucking heart on.
So I'd flip it up in my fucking waistband
while I was fucking playing a football game.
It sucked.
And I'm like, I can't look at that sideline anymore.
Yeah, that's rough.
That's rough.
Did you ever get those boners at the worst times?
Oh, yeah.
Those suck.
When you're like, I got to do something right now.
And it's just like, I'm coming up now.
You're like, fucking stop.
Go down.
It's like, no, I'm here.
It's like, wiggle around.
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
Listener's going to be traumatized.
Did you guys ever have the school project one,
like when you were up talking in front of the class,
and you just get a fucking heart on?
No.
I never had that.
Because it usually makes you nervous.
Yeah, one of my friends did that.
But he did not do a good job at hiding it.
So he was just like.
Nervous boner.
He was like tucking it in his fucking waistband.
No, he didn't even do that.
You just see it.
When he turned, you could just see it.
Everybody's just like, oh, man.
That poor teacher.
Like, it wasn't like, nobody was just like, oh, ha ha.
He's got a boner.
Everybody's like, oh, man, that sucks.
Oh, dude, he's going to remember that for life.
Dude, but like everybody's like, oh, fuck, bro.
That sucks.
Dude, all right, I got another story.
All right.
So for the longest time, I like, I
was afraid to even like, could not figure out
why this happened, right?
And I was like afraid to even like, visit that thought, right?
But I was taking an Earth science regents
exam in like eighth grade.
Yeah.
Right?
And the teacher said, you have 30 seconds left.
And I had three long answer questions.
Oh, my god.
And my stomach sank.
And I got like so fucking scared.
You got like a minute to do each question.
Right, right.
So I had a spontaneous fucking nut in my pants.
Yes, dude.
It was like all these emotions hit me at once
and I fucking nutted in my pants for being nervous.
Casey, is this too much for the podcast?
No, no, no.
I just got to remember this, actually.
Did I tell this story?
I don't know if you did the podcast,
but I remember it.
No, you told it on the fire.
Oh, did I?
Yeah.
OK, so I go up to the front of the class
and I hand my paper in and like go right to the fucking bathroom
to clean my pants.
And like I thought for the longest time,
were you wearing like light pants too where you could see it?
Or were you wearing jeans?
Just jeans, yeah.
So I was like, I didn't even want
to think about like what the fuck happened there.
Right.
But then like recently, like maybe like a year ago,
I was looking, not even, probably like six months ago,
I was looking it up.
And man, that scarred you that much
that you're still thinking about it.
Yeah, dude.
I just like randomly nutted and had to go clean my pants.
Like have you ever been so scared you nut?
No.
Oh my god.
Fucked up.
There's something fucking weird about me
that I just get scared nut like a fucking like a.
It's the last thing I want to do when I get scared.
Fucking what are those called?
Octopus is ink.
Yeah.
That's like.
Oh, you made me ink.
So anyway, I looked it up and I found this Reddit
where people were like, yeah, man, I
was taking a fucking test in school.
And the teacher came around and told us
that we only had a couple of minutes left
and I fucking nutted in my pants.
Imagine if Ali Mac had that.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Spontaneous nut syndrome.
There was like three people that said, yeah, I was like,
one person from England chimed in.
And they're like, yeah, we were taking like a fucking
make or break test.
And the teacher told us she was coming around
to collect the papers and I fucking had an orgasm.
And then this one girl chimed in.
She's like the same thing with me.
And she's like, it was humiliating.
She goes, I wish it would happen more.
Girl.
Did you ever have like those fucking teachers
that like you're just like, oh my fucking god,
you should be a porn star.
Yes, we had one.
Dude, we had one and she'd wear fucking high heels
with fucking stockings.
Stop.
Every single fucking stocking.
Cut that out right now.
I'm gonna have to go find a blanket.
I'm gonna have to edit this out.
I'm gonna go find one of Casey's blankets upstairs.
Dude, but she wears high heels, stockings.
That's gonna spontaneously.
Like a nice pencil skirt.
And she'd wear like a dress shirt that like,
let her like, showed a little bit of cleavage.
And she had those fucking like teacher glasses.
And she had like the tied up hair with like the thing
through it.
And I was just like, oh my fucking god,
you are a porn star.
God bless.
I was like, holy shit.
Like, you know, you see women when you're growing up
and like, I think just like the women around you
and like the women that you see kind of just like influence
like your sexual preference as you get older.
And like, I just got a thing for like dominating milfs
with like fucking like, you know, like business attire on.
Dude, dude, that used to be,
basically what you just said used to be my Tumblr.
You remember Tumblr?
Yeah. When it was a thing?
Yeah. Like, dude, that was like women in business attire.
That was just, oh, god bless.
Like the whole thing with like the stepping on you
with high heels.
I'm like, that's a little nuts, but I'm like, listen.
Yeah, there's something about it.
The one hot teacher in our school ended up like
supposedly banging one of the students.
Supposedly.
Yeah.
It's like, you fucking, you fucking,
no, fuck that guy, cause he was a prick.
So it was like, you fucking, I think he was like,
like right on the edge.
He was like 18, but she just took off after that.
She left, she went to a different state.
You see that soft park episode where like the fucking kids
fucked the teacher and they're all like, nice.
Cause it's like a, it's all good.
Felt teacher.
Fuck.
I mean, fucking damn it.
Every fucking time we're in the middle of something,
you do this bullshit.
My bad.
Christ.
What the fuck, man.
I don't think we have an echo.
I think we're good.
Yeah, we're good.
Test one, two, test, test.
That's like the joke is like when it's like a female teacher,
like everybody thinks it's okay.
Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
It's not okay though.
It really is.
It's fucking awesome.
Exactly.
You think it'd be cool, but also like,
you can't do a double standard like that.
Like.
Yeah, you can.
You know how many girls I talk to, they're like,
oh my God, Mr. So and So, I.
Mr. So and So, like I've had girls tell me that like,
they're like, Mr. So and So,
I just have dreams about him fucking me.
Just railing the fuck out of me.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Like.
Like teacher?
Yeah.
But like when a girl says it, you're just like,
what the fuck?
Like when a guy does it, he was like, yeah bro, I got you.
Like it's so fucking, like there's such a weird
double standard to it.
I'm not saying either is okay.
I'm saying both are bad.
But like when you hear a dude being this like,
yo, I had a dream where I fucked Miss So and So,
and they're like, oh, that probably was fucking awesome.
But like when you hear a girl being like,
I had a dream where he really missed her,
So and So railed the fuck out of me.
And you're just like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
Like chill out.
Dude, it's like, I think, I think we do have an echo.
Buzzing.
Dude, I just fucking, I was in the middle
of fucking something the other day.
I was like at work, I was doing a chart.
And then like just in my brain, I just thought of Sheldon
from fucking Big Bang Theory having a seizure
and just going, buzing.
As he's fucking shaking and see like foaming out my mouth.
And I fucking almost fucking fell on the floor
cause laughing so hard.
I've never, I mean, I've had thoughts that make me laugh,
but I've never had a thought that was so funny.
Dude, like, but like, I was just like in the middle
of a chart, like I was just like,
patient, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
A weird thing to think about.
No, it's just like, like the thing that made it so funny
is that it just came out of fucking nowhere.
Like I was just like, patient, fucking had bladder infection
or something, it was day, it was triage to something.
And I'm like, well, and I just see, buzing.
I'm like, what the fuck?
How much caffeine did you have?
Nothing, I was just completely.
How much B12 did you snort?
Yeah, that sounds like an intrusive thought, Tyler.
That was so fucking funny though.
Like I just suck it, like just see.
Last time on the podcast, Tyler hustled everyone.
Oh, what was that?
Jeopardy?
Yeah, that was a funny one.
Yeah, that was bullshit.
That was not bullshit.
That was a horse shit.
Well, good, good,
cause I got your rematch for you right here.
God damn.
Am I in the lead for wins?
I don't know.
Are we gonna do this right now?
What time is it?
You gotta go?
How long is it gonna be?
It's normally like 10, 15 minutes.
All right, we'll make it quick.
Yeah.
All right.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
I'm here with your returning champ, Tyler.
How many times has that been?
A lot.
Five times.
Am I the leader?
Dan's back, he's got three wins.
Fuck yeah.
I'm at zero.
You're the leader.
The champ leader.
Dan, did you study up for this?
No.
Yeah.
So fucking categories today.
All right, we got TV show hosts,
horror films, robots, Seinfeld,
cities of the world and potent potables.
Or not.
I'm sorry, potent potables,
which is now about plants.
Tyler's returning champ.
I think I did it right.
What?
Tyler's back.
All right, we'll make this a lightning.
What was the category?
The lightning round.
TV show hosts, horror films, robots,
Seinfeld, cities of the world and potent potables.
For 200.
Who is the TV show host?
Deal or no deal?
What is Howie Mandel?
God damn it.
Oh, that's correct.
That's...
Only TV hosts again.
Oh, there's Tyler in there.
God damn right.
TV hosts for 400.
Let's make a deal.
I thought it was Howie Mandel too.
Let's make a deal.
Oh, deal or no deal.
That's what I thought.
Can you give me that stuff right there?
Let's make a deal, anyone?
That'd be Wayne Brady.
Yeah.
Tyler's back.
Whose line is it anyway?
What is...
Drew Carey.
Oh.
Who is Drew Carey?
That's correct.
I got one.
I got one in the last fucking year.
God damn.
Dan Spick.
They show so...
Potables.
So sucks.
Potable actually.
This plant is used to help soothe sunburns.
What is aloe vera?
Oh.
Wow.
That was really good.
Why was that really good?
I don't know, that was quick.
This kid is just...
Tyler's good.
He's a savant.
What is the TV hosts?
800.
Oh, that's a daily double.
Only 100?
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
What is Jeff Foxworthy?
Wow.
Oh, that's correct.
Yes.
Tyler Spick.
Let's finish out.
4,000.
Fear factor.
What is Joe Rogan?
Who's Joe Rogan?
God damn it.
I think Tyler got that one.
God damn right, I did.
Tyler Spick.
Got horror films, robots, Seinfeld.
Horror films.
A little girl gets sucked into a TV in this 1982 film.
What is Boltergeist?
Oh.
Oh, fuck would I know that.
All right, Tyler Spick.
Horror films.
The Losers Club is a group in this horror film.
What is It?
Ooh.
I'm not gonna get any of these
because I don't watch horror movies.
Tyler Spick.
Horror movies.
This horror film starred Justin Long and Johnny Depp.
What is...
Fucking...
God damn it.
Sweetie Todd?
No.
That's Tusk.
Oh yeah.
Horror movies.
Or movies again.
Yeah, 1700.
102.
200?
The demon's name in this horror film is Beguul.
Oh fuck, I don't know this.
I'll just, I'll say Insidious.
Just to throw an answer out there.
No.
It's Sinister.
Yeah, close enough.
Sinister, bro.
Next.
Horror movies?
Yes.
2000.
The real conjuring house is in this state.
What is Connecticut?
Oh, no.
What is New York?
What is Massachusetts?
What is Rhode Island?
Rhode Island.
Oh, oh!
You were just fucking, you were railing off East Coast states.
Dance pick.
Potent potables.
Potent potables?
Potables.
This carnivorous plant commonly eats...
What is a Venus flytrap?
So Venus flytraps, that's correct.
Yes.
Potent potables for six.
These kind of trees that drop acorns.
What are oak trees?
Right.
Dance pick.
I got three right.
Dance pick.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are because you fucking got the higher level question.
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of here.
Dance pick.
Potent potables.
Potables.
This plant has flowers, but no leaves and stores water inside.
Stores water inside?
Has flowers?
No.
What is a rose?
What is a sunflower?
No.
What is a cactus?
Oh.
That's not a flower.
Cactuses have flowers.
I should have known that.
Whatever.
Dance pick.
I was, yeah.
Uh, let's pot and pot.
Potables.
Yeah.
This ocean plant is used in rolling sushi.
What is seaweed?
How'd you know that?
Because it's an ocean plant, there's not many of them.
Seaweed.
All right, dance pick.
You got Seinfeld, robots and cities of the world.
Seinfeld.
200.
Kramer's first name.
Cosmo.
What is Cosmo?
Who is Cosmo?
Oh.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
That's dance pick.
Seinfeld.
For 400.
This Breaking Bad actor appeared in Seinfeld.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
What is Brent Krasner?
Oh, close, but no cigar.
What'd you say?
Brent Krasner?
That's like close, but no.
Brian Cranston.
That's correct.
You fucking motherfucking AIDS motherfucking blanket ass fuck.
I'm gonna fucking kill you in your sleep.
I'm gonna find you when you sleep and cut your throat.
We're running halfway done.
No, we're over halfway done.
Dance pick.
Seinfeld.
The main characters leave Manhattan and go here
at the end of the series.
Ah, they go to Michigan.
Michigan.
What is Michigan?
What is Philadelphia?
Wait, hold on a sec.
It's not a city.
They go to jail.
Yeah.
They go to jail.
Oh.
So they leave Manhattan and go here.
Yeah.
That doesn't count.
But that doesn't, that's fine.
That's a bad joke.
That's fine. That's a bad question.
No, that's a great question because I got it right.
But the way it was worded was misleading.
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying.
Dance pick.
Seinfeld?
Seinfeld.
Jordan's fiancee soon dies after licking poison
off of the-
Stamvelopes.
Envelopes.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
I love that one!
I said stamps, goddammit.
You said stamps.
I'll do the Daily Double.
The Daily Double?
No, we'll do, finish out Seinfeld.
Frank Costanza's holiday festivus is on what date?
What is, yeah, the 26th of December.
Oh.
Wait, why, I didn't hear the question.
George, Frank Costanza's holiday festivus is on what date?
What is Christmas?
Like December 25th?
It's gonna be on, wait, is he Jewish?
No, he's Italian.
They're all Jews, it's Seinfeld.
No, Costanza's Italian.
No, George Costanza's a fucking Jew.
I don't think so.
Yes, every person-
No, it's his made up holiday, it's called festivus.
Yes, festivus is his made up holiday,
they have a fucking metal pole as their fucking tree and shit.
I think it's January 1st, is it New Year's?
No.
December 27th.
No, okay, time's up.
December 23rd.
Oh, come on.
They got robots in cities of the world for Tyler.
200, this 2017 video game features
androids fighting for freedom.
What is Detroit Become Human?
Oh, yeah.
Never would have guessed that.
Never even heard of it.
Robots for four.
2004 film about robots becoming sentinels.
What is iRobot?
Yes, starring Will Smith.
Damn.
Robots.
For 600, name of the robot in-
What is Boston Dynamics?
In Futurama.
What is Bender?
Oh, fuck.
Robots.
Tyler's back.
Circadian Rhythm for fucking 1400.
Robots.
Sure.
A quarter of all robots are in this country.
What is- United States.
China.
What is Germany?
What is Japan?
Oh, Japan.
Should have known that.
The answer was Japan.
Thanks.
And I got it right.
I got it right, you fucking ass.
Wow, it's Tyler's pick.
Took the lead over again.
Robots.
God damn.
For a thousand, name of the test developed
by Alan Turing to measure robot intelligence.
What's his name?
Alan Turing.
What is the Turing test?
That's correct.
Tyler just had a stroke.
We got to echo.
All right, so that would be the Turing test.
This show is a fucking disaster.
Dance pick.
What are the categories?
Cities of the World.
That's all you got.
Cities of the World.
200.
You gotta tell me what country is cities in.
Nairobi.
What is Chad?
Nairobi is in that.
What?
He said Chad.
No.
What is Niger?
No.
What is Kenya?
Yes.
Was it Africa or Kenya?
Kenya.
Dance pick for 400, Milan.
What is Japan?
No.
What is China?
No.
What is Taiwan?
Milan.
What is the state of the law?
Milan.
Mongolia.
I'll be Italy.
We were in Asia.
You know, I was thinking Milan.
Yeah.
Dance pick for 600.
Buenos Aires.
What is Brazil?
No.
What is Argentina?
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all.
I just remember in Starship Troopers
that like a fucking asteroid hit South America somewhere.
So I was just fucking naming off South American countries.
Tyler's pick.
1000.
No, 800?
No, for 1000.
For 1000?
Oh, you got the daily double.
How much am I behind Dan?
300.
Oh shit.
I'll do 300.
Belfast.
What is Amsterdam?
No.
Not Amsterdam.
No, no.
Belfast?
Yeah, Belfast.
God damn it.
Is Germany?
No.
United Kingdom.
Northern Ireland.
That's not United Kingdom.
Well, that belongs to the Irish.
I fucking, I hate these motherfuckers
from England that think that they own part of Ireland.
They don't.
Fucking.
And finally, Tyler's pick for 800.
Yeah.
Marrakesh.
Marrakesh?
Marrakesh.
What's fucking?
Wait, can we both answer this?
That's not good.
India?
No.
Marrakesh.
What is Dubai?
No.
Morocco.
All right, pretty close here.
Tyler's got 5000.
Dan's got 5600.
Okay.
You're neck and neck.
What's the fucking final category question?
Just sitting here with the music.
What's the category?
Uh.
Category.
The category is journalism.
I gotta think about a wager here.
I gotta think about what I wanna do.
What does Dan wanna do?
Well, you're 600 points ahead.
Wheels are turning.
Hmm.
I'll be back every single fucking time
just shouts out an answer on fucking final Japanese.
This is me.
Yes.
This is me off too as the host.
What is Mars?
Kay, Ali Mac, you're supposed to type it in.
Oh.
Every single time it's the same reaction.
Oh.
All right.
Every single final Japanese question.
All right, Dan's still thinking.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is.
All right, we got your wagers.
Question is journalist Alexander Emmerich Jones.
Oh.
Is from what?
Is from this US state.
What state is he from?
Oh, Dan.
He currently lives or he's from?
Where he's from.
I know he lives in Texas.
Fuck.
Oh, man.
You know what?
I don't care.
I don't care if Tyler wins.
All right, Dan says Florida.
Not from Florida, that's correct.
You should have got it.
600.
Okay, we're good.
He bet 600.
So you got 5,000 left.
Tyler said Texas.
That's correct.
And Tyler bet it all.
Tyler wins.
$10,000, baby.
I owed, it was a comeback victory.
Damn.
That was close though.
Tyler wins again.
I should have just said what I knew.
I still would have won though.
Oh yeah, that's true.
That was good.
That was a good one.
That was nice.
Good job, Tyler.
Good job.
Tyler wins.
All right, we gotta wrap this bad boy up.
We got Nacko, but we're not gonna do anything about it.
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Please fucking email us or I'm fucking die.
I'm so fucked up.
I have a rare disease that makes me die
if we don't get emails.
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please send us an email.
And as always, be kind to yourself.
And each other motherfuckers, we out.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
Yeah, well I see some real dubby stack, right?
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
I wonder if y'all got the gay,
extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the gear men come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies
and sell them to the Chinese.
Where the fuck did we meet?
Somewhere in China, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least nine or 10 feet tall.
Anthropoclesatron, they have dread,
they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
They are aliens.
I do not associate with them.
I don't fucking associate with them.
Run!
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK
got assassinated by the fucking government!
He got killed by the CIA!
JFK was killed by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,
feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump BEEP!
Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has...
taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you,
that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them,
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology takes it down to silicon biology.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kid.
We're only living in the third dimension!
HOOOOOO!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up. Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody likes Donald Trump.
Oh, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk,
it's everyone out there.
Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool.
Everybody says, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool.
He really plays for the people.
It's his trying.
It's his actual people government, which is George Soros
and all the fucking Nazis are actually the ones
that are controlling fucking the Holocaust.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
He's fucking smart.