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Welcome back, episode 47.

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I'm Casey, I'm here with Dan and Tyler.

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Guess who's not here again?

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You guessed it, Ali-Mac.

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He's a deep-diverter.

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Listen, Ali-Mac could be here because he was sleeping.

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Ali-Mac's better than us.

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He was burnt out from, uh, he was watching his truck.

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Is that what it was?

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Yeah.

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Give me a fucking break.

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I went to school and then I had to watch my truck.

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Aww.

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Aww.

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Poor guy.

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Dad got fucking, Dad was fucking septic this week and he still came to the podcast.

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Still made it.

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I'm on two different antibiotics.

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I tore my bicep.

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And we're fucking here.

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Dad got attacked by an exotic predatory animal.

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Got attacked by a wild fucking animal.

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You should have seen this fucking thing.

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Four inches fucking long.

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Dug right into my fucking fifth metacarpal.

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It also might be demon possessed.

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Demon possessed cat.

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Right into my fucking fifth metacarpal.

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It still makes it to the bottom.

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Lucky to be alive.

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Thing went for the neck, but luckily I chopped it off.

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We're glad you're alive.

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Yeah, thanks. Me too.

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Yeah, I tore my bicep when I was fucking dense pressing.

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I didn't mention the health department actually called me.

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Because they have to follow up on any animal bites.

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Yeah.

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I was just thinking, you guys have nothing fucking better to do.

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And the guy's like, well sir, I just need to inform you that the animal could have rabies.

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And we need to check to make sure that it doesn't die in ten days.

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Like it doesn't die. What about me?

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I'm going to call you back to see because rabies usually kills within ten days.

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So if this animal have rabies, it's not going to be alive on day 11.

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So he's like, so I'm going to call back and check up with you.

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Now I got to call your girlfriend here.

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She's the owner of the cat.

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I'm like, yeah, she's the owner of the cat.

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It's in her name.

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He's like, all right, I'm going to follow up with her and I'm going to give her a call back too.

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We're going to make sure the animal's alive.

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If it's dead on day 11, it's not good.

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This animal's got rabies.

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What if I kill it?

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That means you have rabies.

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I know.

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I'm like, how do you just check up on me, dude?

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Do you see like end stage rabies on people?

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It's fucking wild.

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Dude, I've never even heard of anybody dying of rabies.

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It happens a lot in India.

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Like I watch a video of it.

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It's crazy.

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It's not funny, but it's like, why?

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Like the end stage of rabies, you become hydrophobic.

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Like you can't drink at all.

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I've heard that.

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And like that's why like your mouth gets like all like foamy.

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Oh, shit.

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Because you don't have enough saliva.

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So it like foams up and like like like crust on your fucking mouth and shit.

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But like if you try to drink water, your body projectile vomits like when you're on when you have rabies.

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So like that's what kills people.

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It's not like the actual rabies itself that kills people.

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It's the it's the dehydration from.

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Yeah, it's me.

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It's crack head.

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I live in front of my building.

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I have that foam around his mouth.

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I think about rabies.

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He definitely.

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I'm fucking scary, bro.

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But if you catch rabies fast enough, you can just get a fucking you can get a serum for it and it's fine.

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The fuck is going on in India?

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India.

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Talk about India for a little bit.

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People there.

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India is fucking insane.

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Like that country, they shit in the streets.

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That's not that's not a stereotype.

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They actually they actually have designated shit streets.

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I was watching video yesterday of a bus driver in India and it was like this is what it's like to be on a bus in India.

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And he was just driving and like the traffic was coming at him.

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Yeah, like from the same direction from the same roadway.

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And they're like they're going to overtake America.

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No, they're not.

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They're not like those videos like they have like videos of like just like the standard streets in them.

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They don't they don't have rules.

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You could just drive down on the wrong side of street and people are like whatever.

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Like I've seen so many Indian like car videos.

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It's just ridiculous.

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And also like the fucking like like mountain roads where they're like fucking the size of this table that you have to like drive a bus down.

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And people are like, well, that's what we're doing right now.

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Like like people in third world countries are built different.

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They technically India is not a it's a first world country.

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Technically, I don't believe that.

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You know, remember the video I was talking about, like, what's that dude doing up there?

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That was an India because like I figured out what it takes to be a first world country.

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But running water, electricity.

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Well, that's see, that's the problem is that they they don't have like a lot of they don't have reliable electricity in India.

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Yeah, actually, they have it.

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Let me let me let me let me get the definition of the first world country.

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It's reliable enough to electrocute a man between two power lines and have, you know, his head fall off and him fall into the street.

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That was fucking horrific.

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But what the reason that happened, I found out, is because they're always stealing power.

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They're always trying to go up on the power lines and like hook it up like for themselves.

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So that guy was up there stealing power.

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So let me see.

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Yeah, probably more than likely.

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What makes I may have made some of that up, but I'm pretty sure.

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And he is like almost caught up to China in population.

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They have one point.

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So billion people.

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I really think everybody calls me fucking nuts.

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Everybody calls me fucking nuts.

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I think India is going to be a fucking problem.

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I really do think they're going to be a problem.

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I think they're going to be up there with China and Russia.

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They're not be as.

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Was that an echo?

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Yeah, we're good.

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Um, but I feel like they're going to be a problem like China and Russia because.

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Like the other like Western countries, they're like they're they're on board with like the American like way of thinking.

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Russia has its own Soviet still way of thinking.

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China has this we're the best fucking type thing.

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We're getting to the point where it's like the beginning, the before time of World War One, where everybody's like our way of thinking is the only way of thinking that should be a thing.

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Right.

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And it's it's getting up there.

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And India, they've been in like there.

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The India will be a problem, not because of technology, not because of like their their armaments or anything like that.

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There'll be a problem because of the fucking just sheer number of them because China is a problem because they have sheer numbers, too.

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But they also are technologically advanced, but they're not as technologically advanced as they say they are.

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Like they're like, oh, we're on par with the United States, Mike, you have no idea what the United States is fucking capable of.

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Like you have no idea.

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Right.

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Like we only know what they've seen on the news.

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We have no idea what the United States is capable of.

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And we live here.

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We have a little echo.

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So India is a second world, second world country.

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See what fighter jets India has.

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I think I think we give them like the best fighter jets we have.

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I think they're not the best.

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Oh, wait, no, I think I just read something that we were giving them the F-35.

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No, what's that?

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Thirty five is that thirty five is the new our newest fighter.

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Just the F-21.

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It's the one that can have twenty one.

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What the fuck is that?

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What happened to the one in between?

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They specifically can and configured for the Indian Air Force.

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Is there an F-17?

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There's an F-18 and F-16.

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But I have to know one.

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And I've never heard of an F-17 or an F-21.

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Let's see what it looks like.

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Who makes it?

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Is it a MIG-21?

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It's made in India.

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Oh, oh, F-21.

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Well, then I'm sure it's like a fucking second generation fighter.

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It looks like a MIG.

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Yeah.

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A what?

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A MIG.

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Dude, that's like North Korea.

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They're still using the first generation fighter jet.

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The first fighter jet that came out.

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That's what they're using.

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Oh, shit.

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We're on eighth or ninth gen, I think.

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Eighth gen.

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It's like insane like levels that we have.

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F-35 generation.

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Let's see.

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All right.

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So the F-35 Lightning is a fifth generation.

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So let me show you what a first generation fighter jet looks like.

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It's from World War II, right?

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It's fucking laughable.

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Yeah, it's from World War II.

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Dude, the things look like fucking.

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That's what North Korea is using.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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What are they using?

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I'm pretty sure they're actually using that.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm pretty sure that we have civilian aircraft.

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I mean, I know we have civilian aircraft that are faster, but we have like people like that

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probably honestly make your salary, Casey, that have planes that are better than the

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North Korean army has.

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Really?

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Yes.

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That are way better and faster.

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Oh, man.

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Maybe I can buy a plane.

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Yeah, because there's the, what is it?

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There's that one jet, that personal jet that you can buy.

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It's like a two seater or one seater vision jet.

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Yeah, there's people that own jets that are like probably twice as fast as this fucking

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thing.

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Sorry, not to get off on airplanes, Tyler.

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It could be the airplane episode.

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Bring it in.

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I'll just fucking sit here and be like, the fuck are you guys talking about?

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Yeah, like if you saw this and you're in an F-22, you wouldn't even fire on it because

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you'd feel so bad.

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You'd just go away.

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First, you pull up next to it and you'd take a picture and then you'd leave laughing.

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They probably have unguided missiles.

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They'd fly away at Mach 10.

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Yeah.

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It's like that story of the F-22s that came up on the Russian pilots and their fighter

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jets.

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And they literally said to them, they're like, the Russian pilots didn't know that they were

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there.

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And they just came up on their flanks and then pulled up next to them.

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They kind of did the Maverick greetings.

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They're like, you guys might want to go home.

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Okay.

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They just left.

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You guys might want to go home.

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That's actually really funny.

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Hey, you guys might want to.

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What country was that?

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Russia.

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Russia and the US.

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Oh.

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You guys might want to go home.

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The United States, they don't tell anybody shit.

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Literally the shit that we know about is probably garbage to the military right now.

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They're probably like, oh, the F-35s.

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Right.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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That's our top of the line thing that we got right now.

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Absolutely.

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The F-35s, top of the line.

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I watched a single video on the fucking nuclear subs that the United States have.

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And I'm like, oh my fucking God.

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They can stay under the water for like, I think, three years without having to do anything.

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And they have enough food for three years.

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They have enough rations.

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They have enough ammunition, power, everything for three years.

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They don't even need to come above water for three years.

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And they're like, yeah, this isn't one of our more advanced ones.

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This is just the mid-level.

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That's what you fucking know about.

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Yeah.

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That's a mid-level one.

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Dude, if you look up, I think we talked about this before, but aircraft carriers, nuclear

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aircraft carriers, what nuclear means, when you add that into the equation, that means

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you don't have to stop for fuel at all.

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So if we want to come in, if we want to bring an entire airport with a fleet of planes to

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your country, we're coming and we don't need to fucking stop.

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We'll be there in 48 hours.

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Buckle up, boys.

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So we've got seven of those.

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I think Russia has one and China has maybe one.

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So China is terrified.

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Nuclear aircraft carriers.

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China is terrified of our aircraft carriers, terrified.

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Well, they should be.

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So they made a tactical nuclear bomb that's just targeted for aircraft carriers.

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Oh my God.

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And they did it.

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And the thing was, when it hit the ship, like the test ship, it hit the ship in the middle

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and it didn't even blow up the whole thing.

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It just snapped it in half.

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And you can't fucking keep balance or anything when it's snapped in half.

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So it just kind of went down.

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And they're like, yeah, we have more of those.

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The United States is like, good.

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I'd like to see you fucking try.

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No, go ahead.

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Go ahead.

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Why don't you try?

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Dude, it wouldn't even be a competition because what would happen is some guy would go to

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hit the button and in space, a satellite would open up and a laser would literally vaporize

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him before he could hit the button.

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That's how far advanced we are.

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You don't even think about hitting the button.

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There's a 50% chance you're getting vaporized.

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If you actually go to hit the button, there's a 100% chance you will not agree.

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If you actually hit the button, there's a 100% chance you will not exist.

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That is it.

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Hey, you believe in God?

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Pray to him real quick.

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Yeah, I mean, dude, think about somebody brought up a really good point today.

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I was talking to one of my coworkers who's into conspiracy theories and stuff.

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And I was telling her our theory about flight 91 or 3, the one that went down in Pennsylvania

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with the space lasers.

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And she's like, well, I mean, look at the fires in Maui.

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Look at the Canadian wildfires.

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How do I not think of that?

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I'm always thinking of conspiracies.

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Look at the Canadian wildfires.

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Did I talk about this one yet?

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I don't know if I did, but the Canadian wildfires all started at the same time.

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Oh yeah, I was talking about how Canada was trying to smoke us out with their biological

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fucking chemical gas.

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It was nuts because it was like 100 miles apart, like where all of them started.

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And every single one of them at the exact same time, like you can see it on satellite,

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boom, at the same time.

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And I'm like, I don't think America would do that to itself, but China could be doing

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that to us.

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It's possible.

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Or Russia.

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Maybe that's what the balloons were all about.

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Just dropping fire.

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Canada was trying to attack us.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, fucking try Canada.

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I don't know.

331
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That's a pretty shitty attack, dude.

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I think they could do something worse.

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So you were talking about Russia and Ukraine this week and how the United States you think

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was there were on the same side with Russia.

335
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You know what, man?

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I look, I think that's a pretty insane take, but I'll listen.

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How about this?

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Right?

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This Putin guy has not always been the bad guy.

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He was KGB.

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And I'm always skeptical when people who are really liked are all of a sudden the bad guy,

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like Donald Trump.

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Right?

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He just went from, he was like NBC's favorite person, right?

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Like one of the main actors on an NBC show.

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You're fired.

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And then all of a sudden he's the fucking enemy of the fucking country.

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Yes, we're back.

349
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All right.

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So look at this video.

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Watch this body language.

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All right.

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I see.

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There's George Bush and Vladimir Putin.

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He looks the same.

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All right.

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Now, now just watch how they interact.

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They're like standing far apart.

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We have a difference of opinion.

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But the great thing about our relationship is our relationship is strong enough to endure

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this difference of opinion.

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And that's the positive development.

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We found many areas in which we can cooperate.

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We've found some areas where we disagree.

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But nevertheless, our disagreements will not divide us as nations combined to make that

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need to combine to make the world more peaceful and more prosperous.

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Yeah, because they're like the fucking leaders of the entire world, right?

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They're fucking homies.

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They did.

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There's a part, dude, you got to see this, where he literally, George Bush is speaking

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and he pushes him away from the podium, puts his hand on his shoulder, taps him.

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He's like, I'll take over.

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I'm like, what?

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This guy, this is some hardened criminal that they're talking about.

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I think some war criminals.

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So that's another like you can see that in one way.

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But also in body language, that's another thing of like a power move type thing being this like,

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yeah, okay, buddy, I got this type thing.

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It's not like you could see it as kind of if they were actually friends.

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That'd be like me, this push you away from the mic if you're stuttering and being like,

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all right, buddy, I got it type thing.

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But it's also kind of like a, okay, buddy, retard, let's get you out of here.

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No, but Putin did that to George Bush.

384
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Yeah, because they hate each other.

385
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Well, dude, it was a friendly thing.

386
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He was out of US high school.

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They had Vladimir Putin speaking at a US high school.

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Can he even speak English?

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So he can.

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And it's actually amazing to see him speak it because if he spoke it all the time,

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there's no way we would be in this situation.

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Yeah, but he doesn't want to, right?

393
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No, he doesn't want to.

394
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I mean, it's like us if we could, like I can speak Latin, but I don't speak Latin all the time.

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Dude, here, listen to Vladimir Putin speak.

396
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English?

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Speak English.

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Yeah, it's actually, he's pretty good at it.

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Because like I can speak German and I can speak Latin, but I'm not just going to be like,

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I prefer to speak my home language to anything else type thing.

401
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Yeah.

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But like if I went to Germany or I went to the Vatican or something, I would speak Latin and I'd speak fucking German.

403
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You speak Latin.

404
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Yeah, I learned it because I'm a fucking Catholic retard.

405
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Oh, this says he spoke it as recently as two months ago on TV.

406
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I feel like his English has gotten worse because like it's weird.

407
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Here, let me see.

408
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Where's that one?

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They don't want you to see it, dude.

410
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Do you see it?

411
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Like Steven Seagal is in Russia.

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I can't find it.

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It's blocked.

414
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Dude, I was just watching it the other day.

415
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I can't find it now.

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Let's see this one.

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Today, Russia is fighting.

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That's not him.

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Today.

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That's good.

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And is repelling the aggression of the neo-Nazis and their masters.

422
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In fact, the entire military information machine is directed against us.

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We are fighting for the.

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OK, this is bullshit, but I'll find it.

425
00:21:54,800 --> 00:22:02,800
But so my whole thing with with Russia in the United States, Vladimir Putin is not stupid.

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Right.

427
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He understands that our entire economy is run on the military industrial complex.

428
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Right.

429
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We have to sell weapons.

430
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OK.

431
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And he's not stupid.

432
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And he sells us oil.

433
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So this whole time, this war with Russia has been going on.

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And we've been saying nobody, nobody can do business in Russia.

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Nobody can do business in Russia.

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We've been getting three percent of our oil supply from Russia the entire time.

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Three percent is me.

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Eleven million barrels a month.

439
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You know, still getting off, though.

440
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What?

441
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The entire Alaskan frontier, like where nobody lives, is almost all oil.

442
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Right.

443
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Why the fuck?

444
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Like, don't we like I get it.

445
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Keep like, keep nature like wild and stuff.

446
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But if we're fucking like doing this shit, drill it.

447
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Right.

448
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And it's more oil than the rest of the planet in the fucking Alaskan oil fields, because for whatever reason, a lot of like prehistoric animals died up there.

449
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So that's why there's just so much fucking oil underneath it.

450
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But like, if we like if I was the president, I'd be like, I'm going to take away that order for only that specific frontier.

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Like, because, you know, also, when the fuck are we ever going to use the Alaskan frontier?

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It's too cold to survive as normal people.

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Like, it'd be like, you know, like the oil rig, like the the the the ocean oil rigs where, like, you just have like rotating staff type thing, because it's like you can't live in the Alaskan frontier for fucking more than like three months.

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Right.

455
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Like, no matter what you do out there, it's too cold to live for more than three months at a time.

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Like, so what the fuck else are we going to do with it?

457
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It's just like there.

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And it's like also and it's secluded.

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It's an art. It's an Arctic.

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It's literally considered an Arctic.

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Fuck Arctic Desert, I think it's called.

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So animals don't live there because it's too cold for animals in Alaska, in Alaska, like the higher part, the higher parts of Alaska, like the more like the Arctic Circle, Alaska is all oil.

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Everything is oil.

464
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But I think the reason why it became oil is because animals like kind of just like migrated out there and then they're animals.

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They don't know how to fucking survive in the fucking wilderness cold for so long.

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So I think that's why there's so much oil up there is because so many animals kept going up there and just dying.

467
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So when they kept going up, they just kept dying and dying and dying and geology with Tyler.

468
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Well, doesn't that like kind of like change the theory that it's fossil fuel?

469
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It is fossil fuel.

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Dude, see, I think I think that it's actually lubrication for the tectonic plates.

471
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Right. That makes sense.

472
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And if we keep pumping it out of the ground at the rate that we're pumping it out, that's why eventually we're going to have earthquakes everywhere.

473
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So the thing is what I what I took on geology in college for a little bit with like fossil fuels and shit like where how we find them and shit.

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Without the name of the class, how we find them and shit, how we find fossils and shit.

475
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But they're like fossil fuels and like oil and shit is the reason why it became that way is it's it's technically not G G geography.

476
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It's technically geology.

477
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I mean, it's technically not geology because it's technically what the fuck's it called. But whatever.

478
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But it's anthropology, anthropology.

479
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Yeah. Archaeology.

480
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I just said that. No, anthropology.

481
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I thought that was a study of humans. Yeah.

482
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I thought that was a trivia question that Tyler got fucking right.

483
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Because it gets them all right.

484
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God damn.

485
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But it's it's technically archaeology because oil is technically archaeology.

486
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It's just liquid archaeology.

487
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Man, I mean, so it comes from everything from like plants to be humans, could be humans, could be like literally anything that was alive is oil.

488
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It's crazy. We're just burning it up.

489
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Yeah, it could be like ancient humans that were just burning up.

490
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But it had to be like living stuff.

491
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Yeah.

492
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It takes like millions of years.

493
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It takes millions of years to do it, but still like it could be ancient humans, dinosaurs, fucking cats, rabbits, fucking whatever, like just thousands upon thousands of them.

494
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But it's just a mix of everything.

495
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Yeah, because it's basically that layer that that happened.

496
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What's just weird that oil is at a certain layer, which kind of and like the earth is just constant layers like years upon years, like just keep layering on top of each other.

497
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But oil is normally found at one certain layer. So something had to happen.

498
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The dinosaurs, bro.

499
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,800
No, but it was even like like like there's different layers of oil.

500
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:13,800
So in order to have oil, you have to have a massive amount of death, which is crazy to think about.

501
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Like the catacombs in Paris could become oil one day because the biological matter from the skeletons and shit just will keep like this will take millions of years.

502
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:31,800
But like if we forget about the catacombs in places and shit and then we drill down and be like, holy shit, there's a bunch of oil here.

503
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,800
Why don't we just build a time machine and get more oil from the future?

504
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800
From the future.

505
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,800
I thought about that because it'd be less oil if you go back in time.

506
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:51,800
No, but so you could make it a renewable resource every million years type thing, but you'd have to make like a mass grave of humans.

507
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

508
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,800
Like a world war every so many years.

509
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800
Recycle.

510
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Bury them in the same spot, though.

511
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,800
That's the rule.

512
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,800
But cemetery like a mass grave, which is funny.

513
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,800
Funny thing about cemeteries might become oil fields one day.

514
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Oh, my God.

515
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
No, they definitely will be.

516
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,800
Yeah, but like they'd be like, oh, it's been a million years since the cemetery has been around.

517
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800
There's probably oil down there.

518
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,800
Yeah, but I mean, one body probably doesn't make very much oil.

519
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:22,800
No, but think about like even like Albany Rural Cemetery, which is the one by my house.

520
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
There's thousands of bodies in there.

521
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Thousands, maybe 10,000.

522
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,800
It's been around since 1870s.

523
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,800
So think about 1870 to now.

524
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800
How many people got buried there?

525
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,800
But the moral question comes in.

526
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800
It's like in a million years.

527
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,800
It's just like, well, there have been cemeteries for a while.

528
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,800
Yeah, I think most of it comes from vegetation.

529
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,800
More than it does come.

530
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,800
A lot of it comes from vegetation.

531
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:57,800
But like the death fields of fucking the Arctic, pretty much because it's so cold, just made it go down.

532
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:04,800
And like basically, I think oil actually comes from when tectonic plates crush fossils.

533
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Like so much after so many years when it keeps crushing fossils, that just makes oil because it's just like it liquefies like everything liquefies everything on like a giant because it's like, but that's crazy.

534
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,800
Like when you get like oil on your hands after like you fucking like do your oil change and stuff, you're like, whatever, I got to wipe this shit off.

535
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,800
That's dead shit.

536
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,800
That's a bunch of dead shit.

537
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800
Right. And I wonder how you could like synthesize it.

538
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,800
There's got to be a fucking way.

539
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,800
There is synthetic oil to make it from scratch.

540
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Make hydrocarbons from scratch.

541
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:41,800
You know, we're going to eventually get to the point where we can make gasoline just fucking synthetic.

542
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
We'll need gasoline.

543
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,800
We'll just fucking get electric vehicles.

544
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,800
Electric vehicles are fucking retarded Casey.

545
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:55,800
Dude, I so I fight with people every day about this on with with people on Facebook every day.

546
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,800
I fight with them like a certain time that you do it three o'clock time to argue with people.

547
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Wake up and take a shit.

548
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,800
I just wake up.

549
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,800
I'm happy to be alive, so I really want to just like fuck with somebody on Facebook.

550
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:15,800
So dude, you get so many rednecks that fucking lose their mind when you start spilling facts about electric cars.

551
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:23,800
Now I'm half joking right because I say the government's coming for your piece of your piece of gasoline powered motor scrap.

552
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,800
Right.

553
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,800
And then what?

554
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Yeah.

555
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Was I talking about this last time because I don't want I was okay.

556
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,800
I don't want to talk about it again if I was okay.

557
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,800
Well, yeah, no, dude.

558
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,800
People just lose their fucking minds and the thing they always point out.

559
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,800
They're like, oh, well, electric cars always catch on fire.

560
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,800
And I'm like, dude, soda gasoline cars.

561
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,800
No, but the thing is with with electric cars, they did they did like a study on this like firefighters.

562
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:57,800
Like I think it was like one of like the like actual like firefighting like things.

563
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:04,800
They submerged a Tesla that was on fire in a pool for two weeks and it was still on fire.

564
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,800
I think that's awesome.

565
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,800
Dude, that's job security for fucking firemen.

566
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,800
Yeah, but what the fuck am I going to do?

567
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,800
Just say you have balls for two weeks.

568
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,800
It's still our job.

569
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,800
Just just come up like they completely submerged it with that.

570
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,800
And it's electric fire.

571
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,800
It's retarded.

572
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800
It took two weeks to it took two weeks to put it out.

573
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800
Well, here's the thing.

574
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800
But that's because they don't have the foam.

575
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,800
Yeah, but the foam they're trying to get rid of.

576
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Right.

577
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800
That's an actual thing because it causes cancer and shit.

578
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:41,800
It's like if you want more electric cars, guess what? You're probably going to get cancer from foam.

579
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800
I've heard the foam doesn't even do it.

580
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800
It doesn't, but it's better than water.

581
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Right.

582
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,800
I heard it took it takes like 30,000 gallons.

583
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:55,800
Which is more fucking foam than all the fire trucks in Albany City.

584
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,800
Yeah.

585
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:03,800
Like I think that's about half of the the entire department of New York City's amount of foam.

586
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,800
For one car.

587
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:09,800
You think like back in the day the government was like, oh, we have all these emissions.

588
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,800
So we're going to require cars to have catalytic converters.

589
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Right.

590
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,800
And then people steal them.

591
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,800
But now we have like still the same amount.

592
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Like we're still killing the environment.

593
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,800
So this is actually the thing that like pisses me off about everything.

594
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:30,800
The United States for as big of a country as it is, is very, very, very good with with.

595
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,800
There you go.

596
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:39,800
Very, very good with with like being green and like limited pollution.

597
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,800
We're doing fine and we keep on just cutting, cutting back.

598
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,800
I was a climate change denier on the south.

599
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800
No, no, no, we're doing fine.

600
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,800
Even though the climate, even though the fucking thing happened, I'll let me fucking

601
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,800
about a hundred years.

602
00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,800
We are doing pretty good in America with with green energy and shit.

603
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800
England's doing fine.

604
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,800
Australia is doing fine.

605
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,800
Guess who's pumping everything into the atmosphere right now?

606
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,800
China, China and India.

607
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,800
Yeah, they don't get to fuck.

608
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,800
They don't give two fucks.

609
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,800
Like we can do all we want.

610
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:19,800
We can literally go down to literally zero emissions for the entire Western world.

611
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800
And China will be like, fuck it.

612
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800
I don't care.

613
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,800
And they'll just keep dumping shit.

614
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:29,800
And that's like, it's like it doesn't matter how much we do until we get a whole handle

615
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,800
on China and India.

616
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,800
Right. Yeah.

617
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,800
Four times as many people.

618
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:37,800
It's not that it's that they don't have environmental regulations in China like at all

619
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,800
because why we need a they literally said this.

620
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,800
They're like America and England and all these Western countries had their industrial

621
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,800
revolution.

622
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,800
We're going to have ours.

623
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,800
We don't care about the consequences.

624
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,800
They're like, you guys didn't care about.

625
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,800
It's like we figured it out.

626
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
We're like, holy shit, this is bad.

627
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,800
And China's like, we don't care if you figured out that it's bad.

628
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,800
We're going to we're going to get our industrialization up because we want to.

629
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,800
And it's just like, and we're not going to stop.

630
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800
What are you going to do about it?

631
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,800
Dude, it's it's so bad.

632
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,800
Like they dump so much garbage in the ocean.

633
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,800
It's like 10 times more than the United States.

634
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,800
Yeah, it's it's really fun.

635
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,800
But like it's but China doesn't care.

636
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,800
It's like so when everybody's being like, you know, it's it's even more green.

637
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,800
It's just like it doesn't matter what we do.

638
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,800
We're almost at zero emissions for the country.

639
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,800
Almost like by like by per capita.

640
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,800
We're almost at zero emissions, but zero emissions.

641
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,800
I agree that there's a balance and that there's still emissions from every gas power car.

642
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,800
There is, but compared to it's so small, it's so small.

643
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,800
Like the main the main pollutant that we have in America is jets.

644
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,800
Yeah. Oh, dude, I know.

645
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,800
It's like if like we were talking about before, if you look at the map of like airplanes in the sky at any given time.

646
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Yeah. And they're all just spewing.

647
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,800
You look up how much fuel it takes for 747 to go across the ocean.

648
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800
It's fucking ridiculous.

649
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,800
And there's like 3000 of them in the air at any time.

650
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,800
Isn't like a thousand gallons or some shit.

651
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,800
It's insane, dude. It's like 30,000 gallons, like 30,000.

652
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Oh, I'm thinking domestic flights.

653
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,800
It's it's you can't even wrap your head around it.

654
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:12,800
So it's like if you really like one of the stock is that profitable, though, that's like what I know.

655
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:17,800
I don't get it. Like because like, you know, what's an average plane ticket like 150 bucks, something like that?

656
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,800
I'd say it's like three, four hundred for a round trip.

657
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800
I mean, no, that's 150 bucks.

658
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Yeah, like for like like when I go to I went down to Florida and I paid I paid one hundred and seventy for my ticket to go down for my grandfather's funeral.

659
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,800
That's it. And I'm like, but the plane was completely filled.

660
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,800
But how many people fit on like a fucking standard like, you know, like passenger plane?

661
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,800
Two hundred depends what kind of plane it is, actually.

662
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,800
But like a standard one is probably like probably like two hundred.

663
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,800
So so let's just do the math right there quick.

664
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,800
So two hundred times one hundred and fifty just to make it easy.

665
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,800
Thirty thousand dollars.

666
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:04,800
So that would be like, oh, we're going to do that's one dollar per fucking tank per gallon.

667
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,800
That's I don't get how flying is profitable.

668
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,800
Well, so all right. So say an A320, which has a range of like what?

669
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:19,800
Like six, six thousand miles tops, five thousand tops, you think?

670
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:27,800
Yeah. So fucking plane autists hold six sixty three hundred gallons of fuel.

671
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,800
So six, six. So it's not going to use that much on every flight.

672
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,800
It's probably three quarters of that. So sixty three hundred.

673
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,800
So say forty five hundred. So forty five.

674
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:42,800
So thirty thousand, we'll just say for the money that you get from passengers divided by what?

675
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,800
Sixty six thousand three hundred.

676
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:49,800
Well, we'll just how much a gallon of jet fuel costs.

677
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,800
Right. So it's four eighty two a gallon.

678
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,800
So forty five hundred times forty two. It's still you're still operating at a loss.

679
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,800
That's like cheaper than diesel. Twenty one thousand six hundred ninety.

680
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,800
And then you got to pay the crew.

681
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,800
So you're operating at a loss. How the fuck is plane travel a thing?

682
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,800
And that's just a general like. Yeah.

683
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,800
But that doesn't make sense. It's close. It's really fucking close.

684
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,800
At best, you're breaking even.

685
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Well, I think that's why they're like so tight on like the food and everything.

686
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:24,800
And it like comes down to like, do they probably make him like a couple grand per flight?

687
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Although we're also we're also looking at these business class.

688
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,800
There's people who pay for business business, but then they can fit less people out there.

689
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,800
Like normally business class is like what?

690
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,800
Like ten people on a standard flight. I don't know.

691
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,800
I've never been I've dude. I've never done anything but coach. Really?

692
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,800
I mean, I've never done anything. But like when you're going past them, like I'm like a Southwest flight,

693
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,800
there's like the first like three rows are business and then the rest is coach.

694
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,800
But like the first three rows has like what? Three people, three people.

695
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,800
So that's six. So six times three is eighteen.

696
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,800
So eighteen business class tickets. I don't think that's still paying for that.

697
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,800
No, it's it's fucking close, dude.

698
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,800
But I seriously don't think there's 200 people on a fucking airplane.

699
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,800
Like, yeah, definitely.

700
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,800
We got 747.

701
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,800
Well, 747 is more than that. 747 is going to be like three.

702
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,800
Let me let me look like I'm just going to do this a standard Southwest flight.

703
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,800
So that's like an eight three twenty or seven thirty seven.

704
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,800
A seating capacity.

705
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,800
140 to 170. So 140 to 170 on a standard flight.

706
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,800
Yeah. So that's even less. So you're they're not breaking even.

707
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:47,800
How much fuel does the average flight use?

708
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:54,800
It says over the course of a 10 hour flight and they burn 36000 gallons of fuel.

709
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,800
So you're not breaking, but that's a 10 hour.

710
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,800
That's not average. I wouldn't say a 10 hour flights average.

711
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,800
I'd say six is average. I mean, it's three to get from here to Florida.

712
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,800
Is it? Yeah. So maybe maybe the average is four, four or five hours.

713
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,800
I mean, like here to California, I'd be like, I think it's like seven or six.

714
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,800
Six hours. That would make more sense.

715
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,800
Dude, I don't know either. I've always wondered that, like how it makes any fucking sense.

716
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,800
That does. Yeah. How the fuck do you make money?

717
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,800
And also with the repairs you have to do the fucking planes and with all I mean, I guess.

718
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,800
Right. Maintenance, especially.

719
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:40,800
I guess maybe because there's so many flights going on at one time that you can that like that like thousand dollars like for each flight.

720
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:46,800
But even that would be an awful business model. You spend thirty thousand dollars to make a thousand.

721
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:52,800
Yeah. Like what? That doesn't make sense. Yeah.

722
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Well, no, they're not there. So they're breaking. They're breaking.

723
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:00,800
They're breaking even basically. And then they're not breaking.

724
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:07,800
I don't know what I'm saying. It's even if they made one thousand per flight after everything was paid for all expensive.

725
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:16,800
That stills like that's not enough profit for what you're fucking doing flying everybody through the air on a fucking pressurized tube with wings.

726
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Yeah. Yeah. For fucking a thousand bucks. Yeah.

727
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,800
That's it. But I mean, you think about how many fucking flights there are a day.

728
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,800
That's what I was saying. But like still it doesn't.

729
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,800
That's that seems like the worst business model of all time.

730
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:39,800
But I mean, dude, if you've got five thousand planes going a day, five thousand planes, a thousand five thousand times a thousand per day.

731
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:45,800
And that's just one flight. And sometimes these guys do like multiple flights a day. So that's five million a day.

732
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:53,800
So it's they're doing their business in bulk. That's like five million bucks times three sixty five.

733
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,800
Right. Five times three sixty five. That's what.

734
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,800
So two billion a year. And it can't that can't be right. Yeah, I can't be right.

735
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Let's see. Let's see how much Southwest makes a year.

736
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Because, dude, I don't know. I don't know how they make money. Yeah.

737
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:18,800
Like it doesn't make sense unless it's like government subsidized maybe. Right.

738
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:24,800
And then you think the government wouldn't want to subsidize it because it's polluting the environment.

739
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:31,800
So according to Southwest Airlines, companies current revenue is twenty five billion.

740
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Twenty five billion dollars. Yeah.

741
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Twenty five. Twenty five. So there's money in it, dude.

742
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Like I don't know how they make it, though. I don't know.

743
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:49,800
It's because the fuel they might get like a discount on the fuel maybe because they use so much of it type thing.

744
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:58,800
It might be like, you know, how like how our former employee had the had like the diesel tank in the in the station.

745
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:06,800
Right. They might kind of have like one of those and like they pay for it in bulk so they don't have to like worry about it type thing.

746
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,800
So. Or they're doing fucking business with the no.

747
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,800
Oh, they do have like the contracts from the airports, too.

748
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,800
So Southwest has four thousand flights a day.

749
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,800
All right. And let's see what they make per flight.

750
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Much. Make per flight.

751
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,800
Autistic math with the fuck.

752
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,800
It's all right.

753
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,800
So they make thirteen point five eight U.S. sons per flight.

754
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,800
That's what it says here.

755
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,800
Wait, they make sense.

756
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,800
That's what it's per flight.

757
00:42:52,800 --> 00:43:01,800
That's what I don't know why. Why it says that it's thirteen thirteen point five eight U.S. sons per flight.

758
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800
Are you sure it's not dollars?

759
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,800
No, it's like passenger revenue yield per I don't know for a passenger.

760
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,800
I don't know.

761
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800
I don't know what it's fucking.

762
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,800
Thirteen cents.

763
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,800
How does Southwest make a profit?

764
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:26,800
I think it might be because of the the contracts with the airports because, you know, you have to get like a charter from the airport to like have people go to your thing.

765
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,800
So I think that's might be where they get it from.

766
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,800
But still, it doesn't make sense.

767
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,800
Yeah, dude, I don't know.

768
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800
That money is like it does not add up.

769
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,800
It doesn't add up.

770
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,800
I'll tell you what.

771
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Southwest is a fucking awesome company, though.

772
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
I've flown Southwest.

773
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,800
I've flown Delta and I've flown American.

774
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,800
And Southwest was probably the better better of the three.

775
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,800
Do you fucking continentals the fucking absolute worst fucking Indian?

776
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800
What's that Indian?

777
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,800
Continental now Indian fucking thing is called Indian something like that.

778
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,800
It has like a like a fucking like natives head on the side.

779
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,800
That shit sucks.

780
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,800
I don't think that's a real airline.

781
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:14,800
I like some fucking random plane that I play with the Indian.

782
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:21,800
That was the fucking place simulator with fucking Southwest Airlines.

783
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:26,800
No, I don't think well, I don't think I have any of that Southwest.

784
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,800
Yeah, I can find that plane this week and simulator.

785
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,800
Yeah, American American Airlines plane.

786
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,800
Really?

787
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:39,800
No, it was not a lot of you the tribute flight.

788
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,800
The 911 landing challenge.

789
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,800
It's on YouTube of people doing the simulation.

790
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800
Yeah, really?

791
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,800
Challenge.

792
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,800
It's like you hit the seventy fifth floor.

793
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,800
It's like you get a see on your own.

794
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,800
Yeah, I saw someone do that.

795
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,800
That's awful.

796
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:03,800
They put the air traffic communications over the video, the flight sim.

797
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:08,800
So it like lined up to use of the of them, like hitting the so shit question

798
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,800
for you guys.

799
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,800
You're on that plane.

800
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,800
You kill the terrorist.

801
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,800
You think you could land it in that?

802
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,800
Yes, I put the in coach.

803
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,800
Okay, so that's like my fantasy.

804
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,800
Casey up front.

805
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800
We'd fucking land it.

806
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800
Yo, imagine we got a plane.

807
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
I kill a terrorist.

808
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,800
This fucking Terry's taking over these Terry's getting froggy.

809
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,800
Me and Dan Farley will kill the terrorist that you guys are like, all right, we got

810
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800
this.

811
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
I think we definitely do.

812
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800
Yeah.

813
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800
Did you ever hear that video?

814
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,800
The old lady landing the plane at the direction of air traffic control.

815
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800
No, dude, it was amazing.

816
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,800
So her her husband was a pilot and he had a heart attack, right?

817
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Yeah.

818
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,800
And so I think I saw this.

819
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,800
Yeah.

820
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,800
She was on a twin engine plane and she's like talking to the air traffic controller.

821
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,800
She's like, my husband is fucking dead.

822
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Something like that.

823
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,800
I don't know what she says.

824
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,800
Fucking God.

825
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:15,800
So they sent somebody up to like guide her like another plane and they told her to just

826
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
fly my wing, bro.

827
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,800
She fucking landed the plane, landed it.

828
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,800
Unbelievable granny.

829
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,800
Jesus.

830
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,400
I mean, they said she might have had some time like at the Yoke because her husband

831
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,400
was the pilot.

832
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,400
Yeah.

833
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,400
But she she wasn't a pilot and she landed it.

834
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,400
That's awesome.

835
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,400
Yeah.

836
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,700
And then there's that one fucking passenger that landed the the Cessna Caravan.

837
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:39,800
You know, the pilot had a heart attack and he landed it.

838
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,800
Yeah, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night.

839
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,800
Right.

840
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:49,440
You see a lot of movies, but like there's this one movie in Netflix about like a couple

841
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,360
that's like in a plane, the pilot dies and they feel like land it like flying over the

842
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,720
ocean or some shit.

843
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah, it's possible.

844
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,080
You know what they would do is like air traffic control.

845
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,480
I'd want to I'd want to be the one that fought the terrorists.

846
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,480
I don't care about land.

847
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,480
Right.

848
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,960
Those motherfuckers pull out a knife, bro.

849
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,800
I mean, whatever, bro, let's go.

850
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,920
That's like, dude, knives fucking.

851
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,720
I got stabbed twice.

852
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,240
They scared me more than guns.

853
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,240
They do.

854
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,520
It's so much worse because guess what?

855
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,520
Doesn't run out of ammo.

856
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,520
A knife.

857
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,520
Right.

858
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,520
Unlimited ammo.

859
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,520
It's unlimited.

860
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,520
It's a cheat.

861
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:26,520
It's Chico.

862
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,520
I scare people more than guns.

863
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:32,000
That's why like they're easier to get people to like do what you want when you're like

864
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,040
holding a knife to someone rather than like.

865
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Right.

866
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,240
The thing is, though, if you're going to get into a knife fight, like I did like like a

867
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:44,000
combat training for like knife fighting because I'm fucking lunatic because like there is

868
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,240
like a there is like a thing for that.

869
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,020
And I was like, OK.

870
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:49,800
And they said first rule of knife fighting.

871
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,080
And I'm like, whoa, like first rule of knife fighting.

872
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,800
You're going to get caught if you're fighting somebody with a knife.

873
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,920
And I'm like, like the other person has a knife, too.

874
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,920
Yeah.

875
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,920
Like you have a knife fight.

876
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Yeah, dude.

877
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:07,280
Because for our use to get knife fights, I used to get garbage.

878
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,720
But like they had it for like ROTC like type thing or J.R. J.R.

879
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,640
ROTC like they had like like combat training and stuff because I did like boxing and stuff

880
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,440
and like the J.R.R.OTC because I'm like I did it for like a couple of months.

881
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,560
But like one of the things I did was like knife fighting, like close combat quarters.

882
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,920
Well, you want to have a knife fight on podcast.

883
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,920
I do it.

884
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,440
I'd kill you, though.

885
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,560
But like the fucking trainer guy who was like a fucking sergeant in the military is like

886
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,600
first rule about knife fighting.

887
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,600
You're in a knife fight.

888
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,600
You're going to get caught.

889
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,440
He's like, cut the guy worse.

890
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,440
And I'm like, OK.

891
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:46,280
But he's just like he's like, use your arms as braces if someone's trying to cut you.

892
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:52,360
Because like he goes, they can cut your arms and you'll be it's still going to hurt.

893
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,200
But like they're not going to get anything vital if they keep slashing at your arms.

894
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:02,000
And they said they said, hold the knife like back, back gripped because it gives you more

895
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,120
control over it.

896
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:09,200
But they said the guy is going to try to stab you and you can block it with your arms because

897
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:14,560
if you're both if you both have knives, then he's going to be more likely to just lunge

898
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,440
at you stabbing.

899
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,040
If you if he's the only one with a knife, he's going to hold it frontwards and try to

900
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,040
cut you and slash you with it.

901
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,200
But if you both have a knife, he says most of the time they're going to try to stab you

902
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:31,080
with it because a lot of times when somebody has a knife and you don't, they're threatening

903
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:36,240
you.

904
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,740
But like they're threatening you.

905
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:40,720
They're going to slash at you rather than stab you because they don't want to kill you.

906
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,200
They just want your stuff.

907
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:48,440
Now, if you're fighting somebody with a knife, you're both in you're both in like kill mode,

908
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,720
like it's killer be killed mode type thing.

909
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:55,160
So he's going to try to stab at you because stabbing is a more like like killing motion

910
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,400
cuttings like a threatening motion.

911
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,280
Stabbing is like a killing type thing.

912
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,880
But like if you're both doing that, he said if he tries to stab you, you can block with

913
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,360
your arm and try to catch his arm like this.

914
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,640
And then when you catch his arm, you can try to stab like him with that.

915
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,320
And like the training was fucking insane.

916
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,600
It was like wild.

917
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,920
Like we would do that shit.

918
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:21,000
And then like you'd have like you had like the like the like rubberized knives that like

919
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,040
that you did.

920
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,560
And like your main goal was to pin the guy and like get it at the throat.

921
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,680
And because basically you win the knife fight if you get it at their throat because they

922
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,720
can't do anything without you slashing at their throat.

923
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,960
So you had to like grapple with them and like fight like each other.

924
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:43,640
And like I got into the one with another kid and like the kid got on top of me and I had

925
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,600
my arm like this with a knife and he had his arm like this.

926
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:51,760
So we were both going like this with the knives trying to stab at each other.

927
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,880
And when you're doing that shit, it's fucking brutal.

928
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,560
Like like he's stabbing down.

929
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,120
He's doing like the double like autistic Star Wars.

930
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,960
He's doing the double the double hand thing.

931
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,920
I'm doing the double hand thing going like this pushing up.

932
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,680
And then I kicked I kicked his knee.

933
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,720
Did you make lightsaber sounds?

934
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:16,000
So like I kicked over and then like I did like a plunging like towards his chest and

935
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,960
they like they said plunging towards the chest is a stupid idea because there's so much shit

936
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,760
here that like sternum.

937
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,080
Yeah you're sternum and stuff.

938
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,600
They said every time that you're trying to if you're if you're if you're in a life or

939
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:34,480
death situation, you're going to try to like fight somebody with a knife throat groin actually

940
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,120
and underneath their armpit is stabbing the dick.

941
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,400
Because dig off.

942
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,280
But under your armpit specifically, he's like people don't think about that.

943
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,280
So you don't guard that.

944
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,160
But think about how many fucking arteries you have going through here.

945
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,520
But that's a lot a lot of prisoners do is they stab on the armpit.

946
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:54,620
My God.

947
00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:58,920
Because prisoners know how to kill people, I guess.

948
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:04,040
But like I was watching this fucking Joe Rogan thing and it was like a guy who was like in

949
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,960
prison for like fucking 15 years and like got out and like turned his life around.

950
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,880
But he's like like I was like he's like I was two years in and this small guy in the

951
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,920
yard like these two big guys came up and started like fucking pushing them around like this

952
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,120
smaller guy in the yard like whatever.

953
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,840
And like the guy like punched him and the guy he said small guy just whipped out a fucking

954
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,760
shank and fucking just jabbed him on the arm fucking four times.

955
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,200
And the guy fucking bled out in the in the courtyard.

956
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,200
Oh shit.

957
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,960
He's like he bled out in the courtyard.

958
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,120
And like within like three minutes.

959
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:38,520
He's like before the before the medics got there they couldn't they couldn't do anything.

960
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,800
And like you obviously know if you fucking get to somebody and they bled out you can't

961
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:42,800
do anything.

962
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,800
Right.

963
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,920
But like if you cut if you cut under the armpit like you can make them bleed out super fast.

964
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,000
It's almost as fast as a jugular.

965
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,280
Dude, it's amazing what kind of shit people survive though.

966
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280
Like regularly.

967
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,280
Yeah.

968
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,480
Like it's it's incredible.

969
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:04,680
I think but like stab under the arm if you're in a knife fight because most people don't

970
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,680
guard that.

971
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,680
Right.

972
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,680
Right.

973
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,120
Like if you know what you're doing you kind of do like this but most people don't fucking

974
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,320
realize that you can fucking die from getting stabbed in the armpit.

975
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,320
Yeah.

976
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,120
Dude, I just I want to avoid ever needing to get in a knife fight.

977
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,120
It's my goal.

978
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,680
It's just like prevention is the best.

979
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,640
I carry I carry a pocket knife almost literally everywhere.

980
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,680
I go to this class to like just in case.

981
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,320
No I mean like like there's like there's like the medical course there was like close quarters

982
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,760
combat there's knife fighting there was shooting.

983
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,520
Just in case you get college credit.

984
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,480
I did get college credit for it.

985
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,480
Yeah.

986
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:48,360
On this episode of the Untitled podcast Tyler scares Casey and Dan.

987
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,200
But I took knife fighting courses.

988
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,620
I took shooting medical.

989
00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:58,440
How to rig a parachute was a weird one.

990
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,440
That's awesome.

991
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,440
Yeah.

992
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,440
I guess you follow the airplane.

993
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,440
That's the kind of shit I would want.

994
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,760
Don't have one somebody tosses you one like my brother does it too.

995
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,720
My brother is like way more into it than I am.

996
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,240
He's just like oh yeah we're doing this now.

997
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,600
He's like there's like underwater rescue and shit.

998
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,280
Mike damn he's like yeah they don't even go scuba gear.

999
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,640
We just fucking go underwater.

1000
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,600
I'm like what the fuck dude.

1001
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:24,520
I'm like only in America you would have like this training for like fucking 14 year olds.

1002
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:30,440
But like the knife fighting training actually helped me when I got stabbed because I knew

1003
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:34,520
how to kind of like guard with my body getting fucking cut.

1004
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:39,240
And I was just like and then I was like oh fuck I'm in the mode again.

1005
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:42,240
I just got in that fucking.

1006
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,320
So this it was a pocket knife you said?

1007
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,080
Yeah when I got stabbed with yeah.

1008
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:51,160
I got a it was it wasn't like a super like long one but it was like one like the flick

1009
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:55,320
like like switch blades that you can just get it like fucking like ghetto marts and

1010
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,320
shit.

1011
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,320
Did he get in trouble for that?

1012
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,320
Yeah he got arrested.

1013
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,000
He got fucking 10 years.

1014
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Really?

1015
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Yeah.

1016
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
You can't you can't attack a fucking public official.

1017
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Or first responder.

1018
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,480
They they it counts as a public official.

1019
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,480
I think they're not a public official.

1020
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,480
They weren't.

1021
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,280
You're not a public official.

1022
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,280
They word it differently.

1023
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,280
It was it's it's.

1024
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,280
Civil servant.

1025
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,280
Civil servant.

1026
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,280
Yeah that's that's the word.

1027
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:21,080
But like yeah they they did that and because I fucking beat the fuck out of this guy.

1028
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,080
Yeah.

1029
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,080
Wow.

1030
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,080
I broke his eye socket.

1031
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,160
Well I mean dude he deserved more than that.

1032
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,360
Honestly you don't fucking stab somebody.

1033
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,360
But yeah he stabbed.

1034
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,120
One you don't know where the fuck that's been.

1035
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,240
Yeah I had to get a tad shot and then like shoulder glued together.

1036
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:37,760
But fucking that happened.

1037
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,760
Fucking me.

1038
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,760
Like my partner.

1039
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,760
Was he drunk or something?

1040
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,760
He's just high.

1041
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:42,760
Fucking crackhead.

1042
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,200
And my partner didn't do shit.

1043
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,200
Brand new.

1044
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,680
Fucking didn't last three weeks after that.

1045
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,680
Nice.

1046
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,240
He was like I'm done.

1047
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,400
Like why?

1048
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,840
I'm the one who got stabbed.

1049
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:53,840
Really?

1050
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,840
Yeah.

1051
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,840
Jesus Christ.

1052
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,840
He's just like I can't do this.

1053
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,840
This is this is too much.

1054
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,840
Too traumatic.

1055
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,840
This is too dramatic.

1056
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:00,840
I'm like I'm the one who got stabbed.

1057
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:05,840
And I'm like I'm fighting this guy and you're just going.

1058
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,080
I'm like bro help.

1059
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,760
Dude that's crazy.

1060
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,280
What was the second time you got stabbed?

1061
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:16,440
I was fucking getting a fucking bagel at one of the fucking bodegas.

1062
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,200
And then like a guy cut in front of me.

1063
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,960
And I'm like hey man what the fuck.

1064
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:20,960
And he's like you gotta have a problem.

1065
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,440
Like oh I think we're gonna have a problem.

1066
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,200
And he fucking slashed my throat at my not my throat my fucking chest.

1067
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,240
Actually that scar that I showed you there.

1068
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,240
Yeah where was this?

1069
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,240
This is in Albany.

1070
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,240
Like you know the fuck.

1071
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,240
Were you in like.

1072
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,240
No I wasn't.

1073
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:35,240
This was like off duty.

1074
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,240
Oh.

1075
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,240
Like this is like when I was just doing stuff.

1076
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,480
But like guy was like oh we gonna have a problem.

1077
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,760
Like I think we're gonna have a problem.

1078
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,080
And he's fucking like this.

1079
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,080
Like fuck.

1080
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,840
What the fuck man.

1081
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,680
Yeah he fucking he got me in the chest.

1082
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:47,680
And I punched him.

1083
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,840
And then he ran away.

1084
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:50,840
And I'm like bro you had a knife.

1085
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,440
You could have just fucking gutted me.

1086
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,240
But I punched you and you ran away.

1087
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,720
What the fuck.

1088
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:56,720
Did you call the cops.

1089
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,880
Yeah I had to do a whole fucking police report on that.

1090
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,320
Oh my god.

1091
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,680
But I don't know if that guy got caught.

1092
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,280
Probably didn't because he probably just fucking went to like a drug den or something.

1093
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,360
Hidden you know how fucking things get thrown away in Albany all fucking time.

1094
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,360
Jesus.

1095
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,360
We can't find him.

1096
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,360
Whatever.

1097
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,360
But yeah that one.

1098
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,360
That one.

1099
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,080
I'm always looking over my fucking shoulder when I'm coming out of work.

1100
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,360
Because I try and park in like a really well lit area.

1101
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,360
Yeah.

1102
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,360
I should park in the parking garage.

1103
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,920
But it was like fucking like 630 a.m.

1104
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,360
Like I was in a fucking thing and the guy cuts in front of me.

1105
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,800
Like there was like a long line.

1106
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,600
So I'm like dude come on.

1107
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,760
And I'm like what the fuck man.

1108
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:32,880
He's like are we gonna have a problem.

1109
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,880
Like I think we are.

1110
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,000
And he fucking whips out a knife and just fucking slashes at me.

1111
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I'm like what the fuck.

1112
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
And I punched him.

1113
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,560
Dude that's like how much.

1114
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,560
What do you get for that.

1115
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,400
Like how long in prison for just stabbing somebody.

1116
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,840
It's assault with a deadly weapon.

1117
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,560
Attempted murder.

1118
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:54,000
Because if you're slashing at somebody with a knife it's attempted murder automatically.

1119
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,400
And it's assault with a deadly weapon.

1120
00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:02,040
So those two are definitely class B felonies.

1121
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,280
But I don't know if that guy ever got caught.

1122
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,000
I never got an update on that.

1123
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
There's like.

1124
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,400
Yeah we'll update you.

1125
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,400
Or not.

1126
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,400
I don't know.

1127
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:16,800
Dude it's crazy how like how numb like you become to this stuff.

1128
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,680
Like dude even like what I do like reading the trauma records.

1129
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,320
I don't even think about like it's just like people getting violently murdered.

1130
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,320
Yeah.

1131
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,320
Like you know what I mean.

1132
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,320
I just don't even.

1133
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,320
It doesn't even like faze me.

1134
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,520
Like I could watch those TV shows about.

1135
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,880
You know like the murder shows.

1136
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,680
Like old 80s fucking watch.

1137
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,800
And it just wouldn't even doesn't even like.

1138
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,400
Doesn't register like it would have registered.

1139
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,400
Back in the day.

1140
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,400
Back in the day.

1141
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,400
Yeah.

1142
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,400
Like dude hearing about like old serial killers.

1143
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,520
It's like dude yeah there's people out there killing people.

1144
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,960
It's like I get it.

1145
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:48,960
You know like.

1146
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,960
You know.

1147
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,960
You got to feel that too.

1148
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,960
Oh yeah.

1149
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,960
All right.

1150
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,960
So what were you saying Diler.

1151
00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:00,040
So like at our former employer like that was like you know a pretty regular like scary

1152
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,960
occurrence that could happen.

1153
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,600
But my current employer I actually had that happen.

1154
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:10,680
I didn't get stabbed this time but I got threatened too and the guy was slashing a knife at us.

1155
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:15,420
And fucking like we went in there for it was a standard like Bravo fall.

1156
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,520
Standard Bravo fall.

1157
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,680
We went in there the guy's like don't even fucking come near me I'll fucking cut you.

1158
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,080
And he started like fucking swinging a knife at us.

1159
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,240
My partner flipped the fuck out.

1160
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,680
I'm just like I guess whatever.

1161
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,680
Fucking whatever.

1162
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,680
I'm just going to call the police.

1163
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:27,680
Whatever.

1164
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,280
The police fucking tell me I get there.

1165
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,280
And I'm like hey I hit the panic button.

1166
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,840
And like hey patient has a knife.

1167
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,640
Took him 10 minutes to get there still.

1168
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,640
I'm like what the fuck.

1169
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,880
But that ended up in a standoff.

1170
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,320
For three hours.

1171
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:48,000
And then fucking I think he tried to kill himself but we stopped him.

1172
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Why?

1173
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,120
Because he did a police standoff for three hours.

1174
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:55,400
Literally all that he needed to do was be like okay help me up.

1175
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,400
Sign here.

1176
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,400
Days over.

1177
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,400
Whatever.

1178
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,400
Maybe he's fucking bored.

1179
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:06,400
He's just like I'm going to do a fucking three hour long police standoff and stab myself

1180
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,400
in the throat.

1181
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:12,240
I've seen too many of those turn into like shootouts on YouTube.

1182
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,240
Yeah.

1183
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:19,080
But like the lady his wife came out and like fucking said oh my god he has a gun.

1184
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,080
And I'm like.

1185
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:25,160
I'm just fucking sitting there and I'm just like what the fuck.

1186
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,200
Like I'm behind the ambulance type thing.

1187
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,480
Like I'm like I can't go up front and back the ambulance up.

1188
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,120
What the fuck was that?

1189
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,680
Oh it was Casey's phone.

1190
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:36,680
Oh.

1191
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:37,680
Oh my god.

1192
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,400
But I'm like I can't go up front and back it up because the guy has a gun he's just

1193
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,920
going to start fucking letting off rounds.

1194
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:48,640
So I'm like can you imagine like taking a fucking round because you're showing up trying

1195
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,960
to help.

1196
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:54,240
One like you're the good guy and two like I could understand how people could be mad

1197
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,240
at cops.

1198
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,920
Yeah but like literally we didn't do anything.

1199
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,440
You're the good guy there to help them.

1200
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,280
Like I feel like like being like in medicine is like the true like neutral.

1201
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,280
Right.

1202
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,320
There's like whatever.

1203
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:06,960
Like I'll help.

1204
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:13,680
Like even in fucking war medics are like the oh like like in World War 2 when like even

1205
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,480
a U.S. medic went out there to pick up people the Germans would say hold fire and the Americans

1206
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,040
would say hold fire so they could get their guys out.

1207
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,200
And then they're like OK let's start killing each other again.

1208
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,200
But like really.

1209
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,200
Yeah.

1210
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,560
That's actually like documented things like when like a German medic would come out and

1211
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,180
like grab somebody Americans be like hold fire and the Germans be like hold fire.

1212
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:34,000
Let the guy drag the guy out and start treating them like behind their like their own lines

1213
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,440
and then they just go back to killing each other.

1214
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,920
Well they just shoot him.

1215
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,800
Because there's fucking there was honor back then I guess.

1216
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:41,800
Damn.

1217
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,600
But like back in like back in like World War 2 and stuff like if a medic besides the Japanese

1218
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,680
front the Japanese front they would target medics.

1219
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,920
But that was that's a different story.

1220
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:51,920
That's fucked up.

1221
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,220
But like that Japanese don't fucking care.

1222
01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:59,000
But like in the Japanese front like you know how like in every single like picture like

1223
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,000
during World War 2 you see like the like the cross on the helmets and stuff.

1224
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:07,120
The medic stopped wearing that because they would target you if you had a cross on your

1225
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,120
helmet.

1226
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:14,600
But in in the German front like the the the Western front of World War 2 both sides if

1227
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:18,480
a medic was going out they would hold fire so they could get the guys out and then go

1228
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,720
back to what they're doing.

1229
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:24,520
That's why in World War 2 in the Western front medics were only allowed to have pistols because

1230
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,520
you were only supposed to use it in self-defense.

1231
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,520
It wasn't like an offensive thing like a fucking rifle or something.

1232
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,560
Medics in World War 2 were only allowed to carry pistols because you were supposed to

1233
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,520
be like you're not there to kill people.

1234
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,640
You're there to like get people out and like fix them up.

1235
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:43,560
So but a lot of times towards the end of the war like when the Germans knew they were losing

1236
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,040
they started targeting medics.

1237
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:49,200
But like at the beginning towards the beginning to middle of the war like medics were off

1238
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,900
limits like it's a war crime for a reason to kill a medic.

1239
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:53,900
Is it?

1240
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:54,900
Yeah.

1241
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:55,900
Really?

1242
01:02:55,900 --> 01:03:02,960
Like if a medic is obviously identified it's a it's a war crime to kill a medic.

1243
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:10,320
But because of that and like conflict got you know way crazier and we started fighting

1244
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:16,160
more and more like quote unquote savage like adversaries like ones that didn't like follow

1245
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,520
the Geneva Convention or anything.

1246
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,740
There's like yeah take a rifle because you're gonna fucking need it because they don't fucking

1247
01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:22,400
care if you're a medic.

1248
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:28,920
But like an army that like China doesn't have the Geneva Convention fucking Russia does but

1249
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,840
they don't follow it.

1250
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,960
But like it comes like to the point where it's just like if you're fighting against

1251
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:39,200
an army that doesn't care about the Geneva Convention like the medics are combatants

1252
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,160
at that point because a medic supposed to be technically a non-combatant because they're

1253
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,920
just supposed to be there like getting people out.

1254
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,880
But now the medics are considered combatants because they have to be.

1255
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:54,720
Yeah it's interesting the Marines they use the Navy corpsman.

1256
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,400
Yeah yeah that's really cool.

1257
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:01,680
And then in World War II everybody just thinks that it was just the Marines in the Pacific

1258
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:07,640
Front but they actually had army medics that went with them and like army battalions sometimes

1259
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,640
that went to there.

1260
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:13,440
But like mostly the the Pacific Front was Marines but they did have army over there.

1261
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,640
What do you think about that movie Hacksaw Ridge?

1262
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,640
I thought it was a really good movie.

1263
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:17,640
I really did.

1264
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,640
I never saw it.

1265
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,080
You didn't think that guy was a pussy?

1266
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,640
You know I get it.

1267
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,360
I can't touch a gun.

1268
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:31,640
I like I he was the Seventh-day Evangelist so like he was like a super pacifist like

1269
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:35,400
he didn't like want to touch a gun or anything type thing.

1270
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:40,800
But like Desmond Dawes fucking actual fucking American hero.

1271
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:41,800
Oh there it is.

1272
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,360
So why do you think God is okay with people killing each other?

1273
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,360
Desmond Dawes didn't kill anybody.

1274
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:52,680
No but like regular people who are Christians.

1275
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:57,680
God isn't okay with anybody killing anybody but in the Bible it literally says there's

1276
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:04,400
a time for peace and there's a time for war and he's like and it's like if and like like

1277
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:09,480
in the Bible it says if there's going to be a war it make it quick make it brutal.

1278
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,080
I think that says something like that in the Quran too.

1279
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:18,640
But like make it quick I mean the Quran half of the Quran is the Old and New Testament.

1280
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:25,840
So yeah there is something like that in the Quran because it's in my fucking Bible.

1281
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,960
Like people people always forget that like there's like oh the Quran has this and it's

1282
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:34,920
like yeah because that's part of the New Testament you fucking retard.

1283
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:39,440
Like I love when people are like well it has the same thing in it and I'm like yeah because

1284
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:44,080
it's part of this it's a it's a it's an addition onto my Bible.

1285
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,080
Is it actually?

1286
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:51,640
Yeah the Old Testament is the Torah of the Jews.

1287
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:57,680
The Christian Bible is an addition onto the Old Testament and the Quran is an addition

1288
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,300
on to the Old and New Testament.

1289
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,560
So aren't you then justifying?

1290
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:05,940
So why do Christians just stop at the New Testament?

1291
01:06:05,940 --> 01:06:11,300
Because we don't believe Muhammad.

1292
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:15,360
We don't believe we think that he was technically we think that he was like a fraud.

1293
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:19,960
Like I'm not like I'm not like downplaying like Islam as like a thing but like in our

1294
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:24,540
beliefs we don't believe Muhammad was anything but like a fraud basically.

1295
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:26,800
Like he was a false prophet.

1296
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:31,600
So I don't even know who he is and like half the world worships this guy.

1297
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,560
Oh god we're gonna get cancelled.

1298
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,640
Yeah because Muhammad was a or worse.

1299
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,240
We're gonna get Casey's house car bombed.

1300
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,000
We're gonna get fucking beheaded.

1301
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,800
He's gonna go to start his car and it's gonna just go off.

1302
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:54,200
You just hear like a beep.

1303
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:58,080
But yeah the the Christians stop because and like it's the same thing with the Jews.

1304
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,520
Why do the Jews not not listen to the New Testament because they don't believe that

1305
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,520
Jesus was the prophet.

1306
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,120
Aren't you justifying war with religion then?

1307
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:11,960
So isn't religion cause like causing the war more than atheism?

1308
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:17,760
Casey I think I've been over this like six times.

1309
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,280
Religion doesn't justify war.

1310
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:27,320
Religion justifies a defense because even God and even like biblical figures say there's

1311
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:34,240
a point where you can't you like when you're pushed against the wall being just like a

1312
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,800
pacifist when you're pushed up against the wall is stupid.

1313
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,240
There's a there's a there's a time to defend yourself.

1314
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:43,400
There's a time to defend yourself but there's a passage in it.

1315
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,160
Does it say anything about oil in the Bible?

1316
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,880
No it actually does.

1317
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,840
Your name is worth more than a fine oil.

1318
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,120
You can fight in self-defense or if there's oil.

1319
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:59,200
No but you can fight in self-defense.

1320
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:04,360
It's kind of like there's a passage in it was it was the presses seed which is it can

1321
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:10,440
be interpreted in several different ways but it says you can give all like you can like

1322
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:15,880
you can constantly give but you can't give your presses seed which is your life.

1323
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,880
Your semen.

1324
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:21,060
Yeah you see it's called the presses seed because like it was a guy who was giving away

1325
01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:27,080
like like his birds like his his his farming seed because he had an excess of it but Jesus

1326
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:33,040
was like don't give away that last like that last group of seeds because that's yours.

1327
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:37,040
Like it's that's the thing where where a lot of people are like oh you got to give all

1328
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:38,520
your money to to the church.

1329
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:42,840
It's just like no that's that's that's literally in the Bible it says don't do that.

1330
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,140
It says that last portion is for you.

1331
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:51,800
Like it's like it was kind of like along the lines of you can't help anybody if you can't

1332
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,800
help yourself.

1333
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:53,800
Right.

1334
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:54,800
Type thing.

1335
01:08:54,800 --> 01:09:00,120
So but the press to see can also be considered your life in a situation where you can give

1336
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:05,200
all you want but to a point where you're pushed up against the wall you're not going to give

1337
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,200
anymore.

1338
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,920
There's no mercy left at that point.

1339
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:13,560
It's and like it says basically self-defense is okay.

1340
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:19,960
Like try everything that you can before self-defense but if it comes push comes a suv you your

1341
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:24,920
life is worth like your soul your life is worth something.

1342
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:30,080
Like don't just let that get thrown away because you want to be a past this thing.

1343
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:35,680
Like it's like defend yourself against the the the evil of this world is also said a

1344
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,240
lot of times defend yourself.

1345
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,920
What's defending yourself.

1346
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:45,200
It could be spiritually it could be mentally and sometimes it can be physically defending

1347
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,200
yourself.

1348
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:47,200
Right.

1349
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,480
Like defending yourself isn't a sin.

1350
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:52,640
Defending yourself is a right that you should have to do.

1351
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,080
Like you have a right to self-defense.

1352
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,040
Tie like a thing like where they say turn the other cheek.

1353
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,860
You only have to write right thing.

1354
01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:02,480
Like that's that's literally what Jesus said.

1355
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,760
He's just like turn keep turning.

1356
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:08,240
It's like he's like turn the other cheek and if you get slapped again it's like the three

1357
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,240
chances thing.

1358
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,560
Like it's just like you can do that once you can do that twice.

1359
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,480
Third time there's there's there's nothing left.

1360
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:20,640
You like the second cheek if you if he still slaps you then then it's time to fucking fight

1361
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,220
him because it's like you don't have a third cheek.

1362
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,920
But people always are like oh turn the other cheek.

1363
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,720
It's just like you forgot the last part of that.

1364
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:29,720
But what's up.

1365
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:30,720
Fuck him up.

1366
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,920
This is the third part of that is you don't have a third cheek.

1367
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:34,920
Right.

1368
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:41,120
I watched a documentary this week about 9-11 because it was 9-11.

1369
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,120
Right.

1370
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,960
It's about this is I thought this was going to be the 9-11 episode.

1371
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:45,960
Oh yeah.

1372
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:46,960
It's about how they start talking.

1373
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,960
Oh yeah that thing happened.

1374
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,200
9-11 yeah.

1375
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:57,080
The Soviets and the Americans both invaded Afghanistan right like back in the 70s like

1376
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,080
in 79.

1377
01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,080
Yeah.

1378
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:04,640
And the Afghans the Afghanis hated the fucking Soviets and they wanted them out.

1379
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,600
So the fucking US came in.

1380
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,600
They were like freedom.

1381
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:17,080
We're going to get these fucking commies out and then we just fucking stayed there for

1382
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:21,480
like 20 years and they're like are you guys ever leaving and we're like no.

1383
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:32,040
Did you ever hear the US soldiers in what's the what's the fucking one that starts with

1384
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:40,520
F over there Sudan something along those lines Saudi Saudi Arabia they were guarding poppy

1385
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:46,240
fields you know like for opium and shit like they had US soldiers guarding that it's just

1386
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:50,240
like isn't this like against the war on drugs that we're doing in America.

1387
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:51,240
Right.

1388
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:55,360
And there's like yeah but if we do this the Saudis say they'd give us oil.

1389
01:11:55,360 --> 01:12:00,920
So that's what I said religion or oil self-defense or oil.

1390
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:06,840
Okay so like you're talking about with the Russians and in the 80s or whatever it was

1391
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,800
we were given them the sidewinder missiles or not sidewinder missiles they were the what

1392
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,000
are the shoulder fired ones that were given to you.

1393
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
RPGs.

1394
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000
Yeah.

1395
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,880
But there's a javelin missiles.

1396
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,120
So that's what we that's what we were given them back.

1397
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:20,240
Like right.

1398
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:25,400
So they were blowing up like Russian gunships helicopters with these fucking shoulder fired

1399
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,400
missiles right.

1400
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,400
Oh yeah.

1401
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:33,640
Yeah so the weapons we gave the Taliban they drove the Russians out of out of Afghanistan

1402
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:38,200
right but we would like blow up the Afghani towns to like kill kill the fucking so well

1403
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,200
that's fine.

1404
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:46,480
But I'm talking about what the fuck are you talking about being it's like oh it's for

1405
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:52,320
it's for religion or oil it's just like America does isn't my religion.

1406
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:58,760
You said really you said in religion you can get into self you can get into war for self-defense

1407
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:02,040
but I'm also saying or or oil.

1408
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,160
That's never been for religion.

1409
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,480
That's always been a country.

1410
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:11,360
What when has Catholics ever gone for oil.

1411
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:16,420
I'm saying the most mostly people who run the government are all Catholic right.

1412
01:13:16,420 --> 01:13:18,660
There's never been an atheist president.

1413
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,520
There's only been two Catholic presidents.

1414
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,920
I mean not Catholic but Christian religion.

1415
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,640
They all read the Bible.

1416
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,040
There's only been two Catholic presidents.

1417
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,080
You know who they were.

1418
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:30,960
I know this is a trivia question.

1419
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,600
I'm talking about all religion.

1420
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:33,600
No no no.

1421
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:34,600
Okay.

1422
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,600
And who else.

1423
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:36,960
Yeah that was a question last week.

1424
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,320
Yeah that was Joe Biden.

1425
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,320
It's Joe Biden.

1426
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,680
Oh fuck there's only been two Catholic presidents.

1427
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:43,720
It's been JFK and Joe Biden.

1428
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,760
The rest were Christian.

1429
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,760
They're all Christian.

1430
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,840
All of them every single person was Barack Obama Christian.

1431
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,280
Oh he wasn't Muslim.

1432
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:52,120
No I think he's not Muslim.

1433
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:54,680
Is he wasn't half Muslim.

1434
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:58,840
No no that was like a conspiracy.

1435
01:13:58,840 --> 01:13:59,960
No he was a Baptist.

1436
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:00,960
What's wrong with that.

1437
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,120
Even if he was that's a big fucking because every single one of them has been a Christian

1438
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:08,480
or a denomination of Christian and then there's only been two Catholics.

1439
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:14,560
So anyway 9 11 9 11 so you're talking about like the Afghan the how the Soviets invaded

1440
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,960
Afghan and they said like this one American dude he was a soldier and he like went to

1441
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:23,720
the fucking Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan or whatever and they still had fucking public

1442
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:29,480
beheadings and fucking public amputations where they like cut people's hands off for

1443
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:34,560
like committing crimes and it would be like in a like a Coliseum like like ancient row

1444
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:41,200
and he says there's like a reporter and they're like went to these fucking public beheadings

1445
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,880
that's fucking big fun.

1446
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:51,640
And so they were saying that's why I like the the Afghan is the Afghanis and like the

1447
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:55,800
Taliban hated the American because because they like they tried to kick out the Russian

1448
01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:00,440
but then they stayed there and try to like institute their like regime.

1449
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:04,880
They're like you know their government upon the you know you know Vladimir Putin had a

1450
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,880
good point.

1451
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:11,720
He said if any other country did what the United States does everybody would be fucking

1452
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:15,400
everybody would go insane like everybody up in arms about it.

1453
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,320
They occupy like every country on.

1454
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:21,960
Oh you can do whatever you want when you're in power when you're like the top dog right

1455
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,980
right nobody tell you no.

1456
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:28,920
He was saying like how after World War Two like the United States just stayed in Germany

1457
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:33,200
set up set up military bases there and just never left.

1458
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:37,680
Yeah well he took it out they split up Germany and they stayed there.

1459
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:44,000
They basically own Germany just like so it's wild and he's like it's that if anybody else

1460
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:49,040
did that they would you know they'd lose the world would be losing their shit.

1461
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:57,600
Oh yeah so they can do it but it's like we just go and take a little for freedom.

1462
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,480
We're occupying other countries for free.

1463
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:03,440
That's why you always hear like people when they're in the like a lot of people that were

1464
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:07,600
in the military they're like talk they talk about how they were stationed in Germany.

1465
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:11,880
It's like yeah that's basically like the United States fucking three point out you know it's

1466
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:16,680
like probably one of the most common places that I don't know that what's his name your

1467
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:19,680
friend there that was on the podcast probably know a lot about it.

1468
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,680
Who.

1469
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:22,400
Oh what's his name Dan Farley.

1470
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,400
Oh farly yeah.

1471
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,320
What would you say.

1472
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:29,920
Just about like our military presence in Germany how like we just never left after World War

1473
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:30,920
Two.

1474
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,360
They date the Germans are OK with it though like now.

1475
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:34,360
Well I mean they don't have a choice.

1476
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,760
They didn't have a choice back then.

1477
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,080
They were OK with it.

1478
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:43,080
I thought I didn't have a choice.

1479
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:47,160
My cousin was stationed over in Germany he's like they just didn't care.

1480
01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,720
They also had horse burgers over there.

1481
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,720
That sounds amazing.

1482
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:56,680
He's like he goes listen he goes we have cow burgers over here that's that's fine horse

1483
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,560
burgers are on another level.

1484
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:02,320
He's like horse burgers were on another he's like he's like yeah you're eating a horse

1485
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,560
whatever but like he goes they're on another fucking I'd love to shoot a horse and eat

1486
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:06,560
it.

1487
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,560
They're just fucking such shitty animals.

1488
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,560
I'm going to be honest with you.

1489
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,560
Horses skin.

1490
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:10,560
I remember how you fucking.

1491
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:11,560
Did you see the fucking video.

1492
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,560
They're so fucking dumb.

1493
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:16,560
Did you see that video in Albany where like fucking the horse cops fucking broke up like

1494
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,560
a cow.

1495
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,560
Yeah.

1496
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,920
It was like fucking viral it was around like the world like the country.

1497
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:21,920
Oh was it.

1498
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:22,920
Yeah.

1499
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,720
Like I thought it was just viral around here and I looked at it like fucking 10 million

1500
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,720
views.

1501
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:28,960
I'm like there's not 10 million people just around here watching that.

1502
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:29,960
It didn't look like they did much.

1503
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,000
It just looked like they were chasing some guys down.

1504
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,320
Yeah dude but like just imagine you just have like you know like a rowdy party and then

1505
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,480
the fucking horse Albany cops come on back.

1506
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:43,560
Fuck did you know there's only three horse cops in New York state.

1507
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,560
What.

1508
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,560
There's only three there's only three departments that have horses.

1509
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:51,960
Oh oh three three mounted patrols New York City Albany and New York State Police.

1510
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:52,960
There's only three.

1511
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:53,960
No.

1512
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,960
The entire state of New York.

1513
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:55,960
Wow.

1514
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,800
I wonder why that is.

1515
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,760
I'm thinking the troopers because ceremonial pretty much.

1516
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:01,760
Right.

1517
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,200
I mean they do it on New York City because they have riots and shit sometimes and people

1518
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,520
are fucking scared of horses.

1519
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,520
Yeah.

1520
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:10,000
And Albany it's ceremonial too but they still use them.

1521
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Wow.

1522
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,920
That's got to be like dude a mounted patrol in New York City is just like it seems crazy.

1523
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:20,000
I mean they do it in Central Park a lot like that's where most of the horse units are in

1524
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,280
New York City but like if they get deployed to like fucking riot control you know how

1525
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:30,760
fucking scary a dude and fucking armor riding at you and horses with a gun.

1526
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,360
Just slamming into people.

1527
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,360
Yeah.

1528
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,360
Yeah.

1529
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:38,360
Like the reason why they use horses for like riot tactics is because it is so fucking big

1530
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,280
and you don't want to get hit by a fucking horse.

1531
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,280
Right.

1532
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,280
Right.

1533
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:46,200
Like like I am like I know we keep getting off topic here but like.

1534
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,800
Is there a topic there's that really.

1535
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:48,800
Nine eleven bro.

1536
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,440
No but like like fucking George Bush.

1537
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,920
Look at back to it.

1538
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:57,480
The riot tactics that we use are fucking.

1539
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:03,440
The riot tactics that the police use is like based off of like like like old warfare like

1540
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:07,400
they use like the Spartan like turtle shield thing where they have like the shields up

1541
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:13,560
top and the shields up front and they just like walk towards you because.

1542
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:17,240
Like they use like old war tactics because you're basically just quelling a fucking mob

1543
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:22,240
of like people and they use horses and shit for scare tactics and they use that like the

1544
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,800
turtle thing so they can't get hit by it and then when they get up to you they start fucking

1545
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,280
beat beat beat beat beat.

1546
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,320
You can't fly horses in the plains Tyler.

1547
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,440
That'd be pretty sick though.

1548
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,440
You can't fly.

1549
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:36,440
I mean in the buildings.

1550
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:40,280
Can't fly horses in the buildings.

1551
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:44,200
You'll be fucking nuts though if we still had mountain mountain fucking army.

1552
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:48,040
We still have the cavalry.

1553
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,040
Like if we saw the cavalry.

1554
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,480
Like the fucking Polish in World War Two.

1555
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:52,480
Yeah.

1556
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:55,800
Do you know in World War One they still had fucking swords.

1557
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:56,800
Did they?

1558
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:57,800
Yeah.

1559
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:58,800
No shit.

1560
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,080
They still had swords in World War Two or World War One.

1561
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,080
There was one guy.

1562
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,040
This is actually a real story.

1563
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:08,640
There's one guy on Normandy Beach who had a fucking claymore.

1564
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:09,960
Two handed sword.

1565
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:10,960
No shit.

1566
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:11,960
He survived.

1567
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:12,960
What?

1568
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,960
Yeah.

1569
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,960
Like you can look it up.

1570
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:15,960
I forgot the dude's name.

1571
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:16,960
Normandy Beach?

1572
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:17,960
Yeah.

1573
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:19,960
The dude charged up Normandy Beach.

1574
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:22,880
Ran up the fucking thing and he killed three people with a sword.

1575
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:23,880
Oh my God.

1576
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,960
This dude was fucking nuts.

1577
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,480
These guys had machine guns and shit.

1578
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:30,360
He's just like sword time.

1579
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:34,760
He charged the beach, ran up the fucking thing and killed three Germans with a sword.

1580
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,760
Oh my God.

1581
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,760
Yeah.

1582
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,240
I was just watching a documentary this week about World War Two.

1583
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,240
About the D day.

1584
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,240
It was like.

1585
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,240
Did they talk about that?

1586
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:43,240
The D with the sword?

1587
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,240
No.

1588
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,240
The D with the sword?

1589
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:46,240
No.

1590
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:48,560
That had to fuck your head.

1591
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:56,560
The dude was like, yeah, I left England and we head towards France and my buddy said,

1592
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,320
I don't think I'm ever coming back to England.

1593
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:02,200
He was like, yeah, he was right.

1594
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,680
This motherfucker.

1595
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,720
This motherfucker fighting mad Jack Churchill.

1596
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:13,880
He was born in 1906 and died in 1996.

1597
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:18,280
This motherfucker survived World War Two then survived another 50 years.

1598
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:19,280
Wow.

1599
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,920
And he charged D day with a fucking sword.

1600
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,920
Wow.

1601
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:23,920
Where was he from?

1602
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:24,920
What country?

1603
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:25,920
England.

1604
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,600
So why a sword?

1605
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:28,600
I don't know.

1606
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,880
Where the fuck did he get the sword?

1607
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,760
That's an actual picture of him on D day with the sword.

1608
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:34,760
That's a real picture.

1609
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,520
Who was taking pictures?

1610
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:37,520
They had war photographers.

1611
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:41,000
I watched the whole documentary and they had like the.

1612
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,640
That dude had a fucking sword.

1613
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,280
They had a bunch of footage from D day.

1614
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:47,160
How do you have fucking.

1615
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:51,440
Who's sitting there like all right guys come out of the boat.

1616
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:52,920
Yeah, that's a good picture.

1617
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:53,920
Good shot.

1618
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:54,920
I couldn't believe that.

1619
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:58,400
I mean, if I was doing like war photography and I saw a dude coming off a fucking landing

1620
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:02,400
craft with a fucking sword, I'd be like, yeah, I'm taking this picture.

1621
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:08,600
There's two million allied soldiers that were there, so two million, well, not that invaded,

1622
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:14,840
but there's two million like that they had in total for like the effort to take Germany.

1623
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:19,680
So Normandy is a landed a hundred and sixty thousand on the beach.

1624
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:20,680
Holy shit.

1625
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,640
Yeah, it's in France.

1626
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:24,280
Like that's a real picture.

1627
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:25,280
That's real life.

1628
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:26,280
Damn.

1629
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:31,320
You know, be even more nuts if like we're fighting with like thermal scopes and shit

1630
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,840
and there's still a dude with a sword.

1631
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:36,640
If World War three starts, you should go get a sword.

1632
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,320
Like look at that.

1633
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,320
That's a real picture.

1634
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:43,880
Dude, I said this would be the picture for fucking.

1635
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,480
This would be a picture for the episode.

1636
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:51,000
Do you like fight off the bullets like with a fucking like like a lightsaber?

1637
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:57,040
Dude, that's fucking that's fucking why guys back then just had fucking stones, bro.

1638
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,040
They had fucking nuts.

1639
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:03,040
Well, they got a fucking hundred sixty thousand people to go into a mission, right, which

1640
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:07,000
was basically like you're never you're probably never going to come back.

1641
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,520
You're like at least like a 70 percent chance.

1642
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:10,520
God, I do.

1643
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:11,520
I would just be bad at that.

1644
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:15,120
The Germans are going to be just there with machine guns shooting down at you.

1645
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,960
This guy didn't just have a sword.

1646
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:23,600
This dude fucking broke out of he got he got captured as a POW, killed all the Germans in

1647
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:28,560
the camp with this fucking sword that he reclaimed and fucking kept on fighting.

1648
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:29,560
Oh my God.

1649
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,360
This guy's nuts.

1650
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:35,360
We've like overridden our survival to our instinctive survival.

1651
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:37,360
Oh, he didn't just have a sword.

1652
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,360
He had a bow and arrow.

1653
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:40,360
What?

1654
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:41,360
Yeah.

1655
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:47,600
He had a claymore and a bow and arrow.

1656
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:50,600
He had a claymore and a bow and arrow.

1657
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:53,960
This motherfucker is like, yeah, guns.

1658
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:54,960
Fuck that.

1659
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,520
I'm going to have a sword and a bow.

1660
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:57,520
Wow, dude.

1661
01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,000
Maybe it made him less of a target.

1662
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,000
Like this, this fucking guy, he's got a sword.

1663
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,000
I'm not even going to bother with him.

1664
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,000
He comes up behind him.

1665
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,000
He cuts his head off.

1666
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,040
Yeah, this is like the fucking scare tactics.

1667
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,480
So this is like you modern day.

1668
01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:17,200
You're in a fucking trench like you're in like the fucking trenches and you see a fucking

1669
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:20,480
like Russian dude come in with a sword and cut your friend's head off.

1670
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:21,480
I'm like, what the fuck?

1671
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:22,480
Did that guy have a sword?

1672
01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:29,480
Like I'd still like shoot him, but I'd be like, did that guy have a fucking sword?

1673
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,480
What the fuck was that?

1674
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:31,480
Is this a time traveler?

1675
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:35,800
It's like, it's like the ninja from Metal Gear Solid.

1676
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,520
I would just not shoot that guy.

1677
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:38,520
Raiden?

1678
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:41,320
I don't think it's Raiden, maybe it is.

1679
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:42,320
Raiden had a sword.

1680
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:43,320
Gray Fox.

1681
01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:44,320
I think it's Gray Fox.

1682
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,880
I mean, there's a couple of dudes with swords.

1683
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:49,600
It's the one that looks like a fucking cyborg, cyborg ninja.

1684
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,600
Their lieutenant was probably like, what?

1685
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,200
You couldn't fucking shoot a guy with a sword.

1686
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,200
No, he was a lieutenant.

1687
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:56,440
No, I'm saying the Germans.

1688
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:59,480
Oh, the Germans are like, he had a sword?

1689
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,800
So you couldn't fucking kill that fucking dude that had a sword?

1690
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,120
You got a fucking machine gun, bro.

1691
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:10,720
Dude, I was looking up the people that owned my car before me.

1692
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,720
Did they have a sword?

1693
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:15,840
No, no, they had a...

1694
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:21,280
I was curious to figure out who the fuck these people were because the address that was listed

1695
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,800
on the title was on Martha's Vineyard.

1696
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:26,560
And I looked up the house and it was a $10 million house.

1697
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:32,920
And I'm like, who the fuck are these people?

1698
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,280
Who'd you buy?

1699
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,760
My Lexus, the one I drove here tonight.

1700
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:46,440
So I started looking into the family a little bit and not the person who owned my car, but

1701
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:54,400
her father was deputy secretary of the state and co-chairman of Goldman Sachs.

1702
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:55,400
Right?

1703
01:25:55,400 --> 01:26:00,920
So I was like, because Martha's Vineyard is where all the wealthiest people hang out.

1704
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:01,920
Right?

1705
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:08,560
So I was like, if you have a house on fucking...

1706
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:14,320
I'm not going to say the street, but if you have a house on this street in this neighborhood,

1707
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:17,600
you know some fucking people.

1708
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:25,280
So if you're the co-chairman of Goldman Sachs, you got some fucking money, dude.

1709
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,840
Some real serious fucking money.

1710
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:32,320
So anyway, I was watching an interview with this guy in Tom Brokaw, right?

1711
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:40,040
Tom Brokaw was interviewing him and he was talking about how he was storming the beaches

1712
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,120
of Normandy, how he was part of that.

1713
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:46,880
And I'm like, dude, that's fucking crazy because this guy had an insane life.

1714
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:51,160
Like dude, do you go on to be co-chairman of Goldman Sachs and then deputy secretary

1715
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:52,160
of the state?

1716
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:56,120
Oh, like it could have all been over one bullet.

1717
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:57,880
That guy never would have existed.

1718
01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:58,880
Oh yeah.

1719
01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,880
Never.

1720
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:00,880
He fucking...

1721
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:06,520
The odds of doing the things that he did, surviving Normandy and going on to do these

1722
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:09,560
other things, it's like, I don't know.

1723
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:10,560
It's wild.

1724
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:13,920
It's almost like those people were blessed.

1725
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:16,680
The people that did that and took that risk and made that sacrifice.

1726
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,740
Well, they have to be in some kind of way.

1727
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:21,320
It's almost like they were blessed by the universe, you know?

1728
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,480
Or as Tyler would say, God.

1729
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:25,480
I believe in all that kind of stuff.

1730
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:26,480
Oh, I do.

1731
01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,480
I mean, dude, that's...

1732
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,480
The Lord.

1733
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,480
Come on.

1734
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:35,320
It's crazy how we've overridden the human instinct to survive.

1735
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:39,640
We send all these people that we think that they're never going to come back.

1736
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,640
Never coming home!

1737
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:43,080
Never coming home!

1738
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:46,280
Just imagine going out into the...

1739
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:47,760
Getting in a fucking boat.

1740
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:49,240
Dude, these guys...

1741
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:51,240
They didn't really have a choice.

1742
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,480
They had the fucking stones, though.

1743
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:55,040
They really did have fucking stones of steel back then.

1744
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:56,040
Oh, yeah.

1745
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,040
Fucking news guys.

1746
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,040
Those guys were men, man, bro.

1747
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,440
But the thing is, it's fucking nuts.

1748
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:07,360
I went to the Smithsonian of American history when I went down to D.C. with my girl.

1749
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:11,840
And they had, at the thing, they had uniforms from all the wars.

1750
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:17,520
How small those guys were compared to now is fucking ridiculous.

1751
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,520
The Revolutionary War, the dudes were fucking 5'3".

1752
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:22,600
Like 5'3", and fucking skinny as fuck.

1753
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:23,600
No way.

1754
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:24,600
No, dude, it was nuts.

1755
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:29,280
And World War II, the average guy was 5'7", and 150 pounds.

1756
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,280
Really?

1757
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:31,280
Yeah.

1758
01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:32,280
Both sides.

1759
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:33,280
Both sides of the war.

1760
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,800
The average guy was 5'7", 150 pounds.

1761
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:36,800
Wow.

1762
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,520
And then they had the modern stuff, and they had them lined up.

1763
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:45,000
And you could see the height steadily increases.

1764
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,520
Because they had the standard soldier from all the things.

1765
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:52,880
Revolutionary War, they were 5'4".

1766
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:56,840
Now the average height of a soldier is 5'11", to 6'2".

1767
01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:57,840
That's the main area.

1768
01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:04,160
So average it out to 6'6", 6'1", around that area.

1769
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:08,920
But it was insane to see, because they had them all lined up, but it looked like a height

1770
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:09,920
chart too.

1771
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,920
Because they just got bigger as they went along.

1772
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:12,920
That's fucking crazy.

1773
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:17,360
It's just like, it must just be our access to calories.

1774
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,360
Just calories.

1775
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:22,360
Dude, I mean, look at kids fucking, my brother is 15.

1776
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,160
He's 10 years younger than I am.

1777
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:27,400
And the kids that he's going to high school with, these kids are fucking, they're as tall

1778
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:28,840
as grown men.

1779
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:33,120
I went to one of his football games, and afterwards I was talking to him and his friends.

1780
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:35,280
They're all my height, and they're fucking 14 years old.

1781
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:38,360
I'm like, how the fuck are you guys all fucking 5'11"?

1782
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,160
They're just like, I don't know, man.

1783
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,280
They're like, my doctor said I'm going to be 6'4".

1784
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,280
Like all of them.

1785
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:45,840
Like how the fuck are all of you going to be 6'4"?

1786
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:46,840
It's the fucking milk, dude.

1787
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:47,840
It's the dairy.

1788
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:51,560
No, but it's fucking nuts, because I'm like, when I was...

1789
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:52,560
Estrogen.

1790
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:53,560
Yeah, bro.

1791
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:55,360
I went to high school 10 years ago.

1792
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,840
When I was their age, 14 years old, I was 5'5".

1793
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,520
Like I was 5'4".

1794
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:01,520
I still am 5'5".

1795
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:04,520
Like that's like the height that I was when I was 14.

1796
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:06,520
5'5 and a half, bro.

1797
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:08,520
These guys are 14 years old at 5'11".

1798
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:10,840
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

1799
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:15,920
And it's not just like them, because the kids from the other team were all at the same height.

1800
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:18,720
I'm like, what's happening with these fucking kids now?

1801
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,640
They're all fucking freakishly tall.

1802
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,240
Dude, something in the fucking food.

1803
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:27,000
Even the fucking girls, they're like 5'8", 5'9", and fucking 14 years old.

1804
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:28,000
Jeez.

1805
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,000
Man.

1806
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,560
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

1807
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:36,040
I feel like around that age, like I feel like when I was 14, the girls were pretty tall.

1808
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:38,320
I mean, girls stop growing when they're like 14.

1809
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:39,320
Right, right.

1810
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:40,760
But like the dudes are 5'11".

1811
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,400
Like that's nuts.

1812
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,240
Like 14-year-olds, like when you think of a 14-year-old, you think of like a little like

1813
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:50,040
shithead like fucking like little fucking retard.

1814
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:51,040
Like a fucking punk.

1815
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:52,040
Yeah.

1816
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:53,040
But these guys like look like men.

1817
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,040
I'm like, what the fuck happened?

1818
01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:58,520
Like they're all like shredded too, like fucking like big ass muscles and shit.

1819
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:01,080
I'm like, the fuck is going on?

1820
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,080
It's fucking hormones.

1821
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:04,080
I'm telling you, dude.

1822
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:06,640
Like are these guys all on HGH and shit?

1823
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:09,560
It's the RBST and the fucking milk.

1824
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:12,080
But yeah, these kids are fucking jacked.

1825
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,080
Huge.

1826
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:16,520
But also, if you think about it, when we were younger, we didn't have like the internet

1827
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:20,520
to tell us like what to eat, when to eat it type thing and like how to work out correctly

1828
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:21,520
and stuff.

1829
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:22,520
Right, right.

1830
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,080
Like these kids had that since they were fucking born.

1831
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:29,520
And when they started working out and stuff and started like eat like they like and they're

1832
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,420
still at the point where they're growing.

1833
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:35,200
So they can they can capitalize on that and just become fucking huge.

1834
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:36,200
Right, right.

1835
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:37,200
And we didn't have that.

1836
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:43,920
That's gonna be a problem for the the teachers that the female teachers that are prone to

1837
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,720
that kind of activity.

1838
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:54,920
Jacked fucking 35 year old, 35 year old looking 14 year olds like this kid that came up to

1839
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:55,920
me.

1840
01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:56,920
He's like, oh, you're Eli's brother.

1841
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:59,360
I'm like, you look like you're older than me and I'm 25.

1842
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,320
What the fuck is happening?

1843
01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:02,920
I'm like, how old are you?

1844
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:03,920
He's like, I'm 14.

1845
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:06,760
I'm like, I thought you were 27.

1846
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:08,800
Yeah, it's problematic.

1847
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:15,720
Wait, so dad, tell us about the demonic possession of Elon Musk.

1848
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:26,120
So I was listening to an interview on a podcast with the guy who did the autobiography of

1849
01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:27,120
Elon Musk.

1850
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:31,880
And it's not really an autobiography if it's done by somebody else.

1851
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,480
But no, I'm sorry.

1852
01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:35,240
Biography the biography of you're right.

1853
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:36,240
You're right.

1854
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:37,240
Is it?

1855
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:38,240
Yeah.

1856
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:39,240
By yourself.

1857
01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:43,840
I mean, it could be ghost written and it'd technically be an audio and on all by right.

1858
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:44,840
Right, right.

1859
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:45,840
So biography.

1860
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:53,040
And he was talking about the different personalities that Elon Musk has, like his playful personality.

1861
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:56,420
And then he says he has split personalities, right?

1862
01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:58,280
Where he just goes into like different modes.

1863
01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:01,320
He's got like BPD or some shit.

1864
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:08,400
I don't know, but he says he has this one mode that is called the dark mode or demon

1865
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,640
mode.

1866
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:15,600
And when he wants something done, all right, pertaining to getting to Mars, right.

1867
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:18,780
And somebody says like, it can't be done.

1868
01:33:18,780 --> 01:33:23,640
He fucking explodes and starts screaming at them and tells them that they have to get

1869
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:24,640
it done.

1870
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:25,640
All right.

1871
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:31,060
Like, and if people aren't on board with getting to Mars, he loses his shit.

1872
01:33:31,060 --> 01:33:32,060
Like he'll fight.

1873
01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:33,060
He fires them.

1874
01:33:33,060 --> 01:33:37,800
He said that like if somebody, if somebody like if their mission like didn't align with

1875
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:43,320
his mission, which everything that he's doing is for one purpose and it's to get to Mars.

1876
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:44,500
All right.

1877
01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:50,180
So like he said, they said when he went into Twitter, like if they went through people's

1878
01:33:50,180 --> 01:33:53,880
messages within the company, like there's this like app you can use to like send other

1879
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:57,760
people messages and they read all their private messages.

1880
01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:04,800
And if their views didn't align with his fired, they brought him in and fired them.

1881
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:11,460
So anyway, this he says this guy would go into demon mode and just get extremely fucking

1882
01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:13,880
angry like when somebody didn't agree.

1883
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:18,200
And then he would just kind of snap out of it like a minute or two later and then just

1884
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,200
be playful like nothing happened.

1885
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:21,800
I'm like, yeah, all over Mars.

1886
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,560
Like, oh dude, yeah.

1887
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:24,900
So think about this, right?

1888
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:28,760
You got this guy and I started realizing that right.

1889
01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:34,240
His main thing is to get to Mars with everything he does, all his companies, everything converges

1890
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:35,880
on getting to fucking Mars.

1891
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:38,600
That's all he fucking cares about.

1892
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,520
He wants to die on Mars.

1893
01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:46,160
But why does this with human have what were you wondering what Tesla has to do with it?

1894
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:47,160
Yeah.

1895
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:48,160
What the fuck?

1896
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:49,160
Okay.

1897
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:51,100
Look at, look at the cyber truck, right?

1898
01:34:51,100 --> 01:34:52,880
It looks fucking ridiculous, right?

1899
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:54,000
It's real stupid.

1900
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,160
It's real stupid looking.

1901
01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:59,340
It's not so stupid looking when you realize that it's actually a Rover.

1902
01:34:59,340 --> 01:35:00,340
That makes sense.

1903
01:35:00,340 --> 01:35:01,340
Yeah.

1904
01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:02,340
And then it's like the S class and shit.

1905
01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:06,680
So he pretends that he's selling all this fucking consumer products to these fucking

1906
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:07,680
people.

1907
01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:10,160
He's doing it for his own fucking purpose.

1908
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:12,160
That's a fucking Mars Rover, bro.

1909
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:13,160
What about the S class?

1910
01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:14,160
He gives a fuck.

1911
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:16,600
What about the L.A.?

1912
01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:18,580
That's just to fund the fucking Rover.

1913
01:35:18,580 --> 01:35:19,580
All this stuff.

1914
01:35:19,580 --> 01:35:20,580
This is fun.

1915
01:35:20,580 --> 01:35:21,580
The Rover is cool proof, bro.

1916
01:35:21,580 --> 01:35:22,580
It's a fucking.

1917
01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:24,280
I knew something was fishy about him.

1918
01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:25,280
I never liked him.

1919
01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:26,280
Right.

1920
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:27,280
Look at the thing.

1921
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:28,760
It's a fucking Mars Rover.

1922
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:29,760
Is it airtight?

1923
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:30,760
Can you breathe?

1924
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:31,760
It is, dude.

1925
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:32,760
Okay.

1926
01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:33,880
So I bet, I bet you didn't know this.

1927
01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:36,640
I looked that up because I'm like, wait a second.

1928
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:39,080
I know what this fucking guy is doing.

1929
01:35:39,080 --> 01:35:40,080
Right.

1930
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:45,800
So I looked up, I looked up if, if it's airtight, all Teslas are airtight and they actually

1931
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:49,520
have a mode that if there's a biological attack, you hit the button.

1932
01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:54,480
And since they're pressurized, they're not exactly fully airtight, but they're pressurized,

1933
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,440
which most cars are not.

1934
01:35:56,440 --> 01:35:58,440
But all Teslas are pressurized.

1935
01:35:58,440 --> 01:36:00,040
Yeah, no.

1936
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:04,160
So dude, if they're at least pressurized, that means that you can make them airtight.

1937
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:05,160
Yeah.

1938
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:06,160
100% airtight.

1939
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:10,520
So he's already thought of this shit, dude, because all he gives a fuck about is fucking

1940
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:11,520
Mars.

1941
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:14,640
So in think about that, when you look at everything he does.

1942
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:19,080
I was, I was playing starfield today and I went to Mars because that's one of the planets

1943
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:20,080
you can go to.

1944
01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:21,080
It was real shitty.

1945
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:23,160
Like it was, you know, it was like a third world country.

1946
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:25,480
They had like, you know, people in the mines and shit.

1947
01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:26,480
Oh really?

1948
01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:27,480
Yeah, it sucked.

1949
01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:28,480
So what?

1950
01:36:28,480 --> 01:36:30,000
They have like an atmosphere on Mars?

1951
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,000
No, no.

1952
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:34,320
Like the, like the, like if you're out of the settlement, like it's still like, you know,

1953
01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:35,320
Mars Mars.

1954
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:36,320
Right.

1955
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:38,960
But like when you're like in the settlement, like it's like just fucking deep mines of

1956
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:42,240
Mars where you just fucking everyone's sad and shit.

1957
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,520
Dude, would you go to Mars?

1958
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:46,880
I think he was more getting at how do they breathe?

1959
01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:47,880
Yeah.

1960
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:50,360
Like, no, like they have like, like in the, in like the settlements, they have like the

1961
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:51,360
airtight shit.

1962
01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:52,360
Like, all right.

1963
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:56,840
But like they dig, they dug underground and then kind of like made like a, like an airtight

1964
01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,720
thing underground and Mars.

1965
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:02,520
Well, just to close that thing we were talking about, right?

1966
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:10,480
Elon Musk, like I believe that he is possessed by a demon that is from Mars and got trapped

1967
01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:16,240
here and his inner dimensional space demon and is trying to get back to Mars.

1968
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:19,360
Dude, I think he just wants me to go.

1969
01:37:19,360 --> 01:37:23,280
It's not, you know, I must, doesn't give a fuck about Mars, but the demon that's possessing

1970
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:24,760
him needs to get back.

1971
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:28,280
How did it get here?

1972
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:29,280
I don't know.

1973
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:31,040
Maybe I'm one of those spaceships, dude.

1974
01:37:31,040 --> 01:37:33,720
Maybe on the Mars Rover, bro.

1975
01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:37,600
But you remind me, I also want to talk about how Einstein's a fraud, but we'll get back

1976
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:38,600
to that.

1977
01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:39,600
What are you going to say?

1978
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:44,240
Like Mars, like the first people that go to Mars aren't coming back.

1979
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:45,320
Right.

1980
01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:46,320
Maybe not.

1981
01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:47,320
Maybe they are.

1982
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:48,320
They've already committed to not coming back.

1983
01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:49,320
Yeah.

1984
01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:51,080
They're just like, we're not coming back.

1985
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:54,320
Like, you know, there's keep sending supplies.

1986
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:56,960
They got to make a fucking like, what the fuck are they called?

1987
01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:02,640
The habitats I think are called, like where you can live in like a hostile area.

1988
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:03,640
Right.

1989
01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:04,640
Right.

1990
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:11,520
But like, it's going to take years, decades, maybe fucking centuries till we can fucking

1991
01:38:11,520 --> 01:38:13,120
like actually live on other planets.

1992
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:14,120
Right.

1993
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:19,320
I think it's, I feel like the moon makes more sense to colonize before Mars.

1994
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:23,240
I feel like SpaceX could send a fucking rocket to the moon tomorrow.

1995
01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:24,240
They could.

1996
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:26,360
And just like they've got it down to such a science.

1997
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:27,360
They would.

1998
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:30,240
They've sent ones that went that orbited around the moon and then came back.

1999
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:31,240
So they have.

2000
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:32,240
Yeah.

2001
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,960
So if you can orbit around the moon, you can land on it.

2002
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:34,960
No shit.

2003
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:35,960
Yeah.

2004
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:36,960
I didn't know they did that already.

2005
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:37,960
Yeah.

2006
01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:45,880
But like it, it doesn't make sense to colonize Mars when we have a moon that's way closer.

2007
01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:46,880
Right.

2008
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:47,880
Right.

2009
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:52,760
And you can send supplies back and forth way easier to the fucking moon than you could

2010
01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:53,760
on the moon.

2011
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:56,280
Dude, the moon is going to be the next Martha's Vineyard.

2012
01:38:56,280 --> 01:38:57,280
Oh yeah.

2013
01:38:57,280 --> 01:38:58,280
Oh dude.

2014
01:38:58,280 --> 01:38:59,280
Are you King?

2015
01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:00,280
Can you imagine?

2016
01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:03,280
Oh, let's go to the water park on the moon.

2017
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:06,560
It's like only the super rich people can send their kids there.

2018
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:08,480
Yeah, it's like visiting the Titanic summer.

2019
01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:10,960
It's like Disney World.

2020
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:12,360
I think it's going to be safer than that.

2021
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:13,360
Actually.

2022
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:14,360
No, bro.

2023
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:15,360
They're going to fucking make Disney World moon.

2024
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:16,880
Dude, that'd be fucking amazing.

2025
01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:19,080
I would go lunar Disney World.

2026
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:23,440
Dude, can you imagine how like left out you're going to feel when people are partying on the

2027
01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:26,640
fucking moon and you're still paying taxes on earth?

2028
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:27,640
Yeah.

2029
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:30,320
I mean, look at, look at most dystopian movies.

2030
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:36,200
The only people that can go the moon and or leave the shitty quote unquote shitty earth

2031
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:39,320
and go to like the more like pleasure planets and shit, like the ones that have like, you

2032
01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:44,800
know, like, you know, fucking cyber cities and shit like earth is always fucked in those

2033
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:45,880
movies.

2034
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:49,760
Earth is always like shitty people who live in like fucking like the gutter and like shit

2035
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:57,680
like earth becomes like fucking second in Jackson of the fucking galaxy.

2036
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,360
But like, if you look at it, like it's all like the poor people that have to stay on

2037
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:04,880
earth and like you earn the right to go to another planet like you like, like they're

2038
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:09,360
like if you get enough credits, you can go to moon or you can go, you can go to lunar,

2039
01:40:09,360 --> 01:40:10,360
you can go Mars.

2040
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:14,880
It's just like if you earn enough social credit type shit or you earn enough money and like

2041
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:19,680
people are like, I'm just trying to fucking do anything to get off this fucking planet.

2042
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:20,680
Yeah.

2043
01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:21,680
Yeah.

2044
01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:27,080
Yeah, dude, I think that's going to be in our fucking lifetime.

2045
01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:30,080
You think moon, do you think moon colonies are going to be in our lifetime?

2046
01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:31,080
Yeah, absolutely.

2047
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:38,080
Do you think like actual habitable like cities on the moon or do you think like, like kind

2048
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:40,520
of like a space base, like a lunar base?

2049
01:40:40,520 --> 01:40:42,280
Oh yeah, more like that.

2050
01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:46,840
But there's going to be, I think at least a fucking McDonald's.

2051
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,840
At least, at least.

2052
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:51,560
Bro we're the first fast food in space.

2053
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:55,440
I wonder if, I wonder if fucking defryers worked on the moon.

2054
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:56,440
Teleportation?

2055
01:40:56,440 --> 01:40:57,440
To the moon?

2056
01:40:57,440 --> 01:40:58,440
Yeah.

2057
01:40:58,440 --> 01:40:59,440
No, it's going to be SpaceX.

2058
01:40:59,440 --> 01:41:03,480
It's going to do it, it's going to be just like we run fucking, just like Southwest Airlines.

2059
01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:06,960
SpaceX is going to be running daily trips to the moon.

2060
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:08,960
I wonder how much it takes to take it to the moon.

2061
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:09,960
150 grand.

2062
01:41:09,960 --> 01:41:14,360
But you know you have to take like, like six G's like riding in the space shuttle.

2063
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:20,720
I mean, have you been to Ultima fair or the fucking Skatecoke fair or anything like that?

2064
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:23,640
You know the fucking little like UFO like spinning ride?

2065
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:24,760
That gives you three G's.

2066
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:25,760
Oh really?

2067
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:27,000
And like kids go on that.

2068
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,520
So yeah and I puked my brains out.

2069
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:35,520
I bet that they'll come up with a thing that's more like getting on an airplane right, so

2070
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:39,680
it'll, it'll start off like an airplane and then it'll fire into orbit.

2071
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:45,880
You know from an already, you know, maybe, maybe it'll fire off of imagine what's wrong

2072
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:48,480
and they just shoot people out into space.

2073
01:41:48,480 --> 01:41:49,480
What's that?

2074
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:52,200
Imagine when something goes wrong and they shoot people out in space.

2075
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:53,200
This is moon control.

2076
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:55,200
You're ready for take off.

2077
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:56,200
Yeah, we missed.

2078
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,200
We just somethings could blow up.

2079
01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:02,760
But the thing is getting off the moon, like getting back to earth is way easier than getting

2080
01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:03,760
off earth.

2081
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:04,760
Yeah.

2082
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:07,160
Because we have like the atmosphere and gravity.

2083
01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:10,640
Getting off the moon, they did it with like a fucking like tinged hand.

2084
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:14,040
Like getting off earth took fucking a lot.

2085
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:17,320
Getting back to earth, they just fucking fall.

2086
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:19,560
Dude, that sounds like.

2087
01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:23,440
The only thing that you need to get back on earth is like heat coating.

2088
01:42:23,440 --> 01:42:25,480
Like so you, so like when like you're doing like.

2089
01:42:25,480 --> 01:42:26,480
Yeah.

2090
01:42:26,480 --> 01:42:28,680
Like if you have heat shielding, you can get back on earth.

2091
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:29,680
Yeah.

2092
01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:33,040
Like it needs to be obviously needs to be like sealed and stuff like, you know, like

2093
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:34,320
like pressurized and shit.

2094
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:38,080
But like getting off earth is a huge deal.

2095
01:42:38,080 --> 01:42:39,840
Getting back on earth, it's just falling.

2096
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:40,840
Right, right.

2097
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:45,080
Episode 100 we're going to do for live from the moon.

2098
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:47,200
Episode 100, dude, that's in like a year.

2099
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:50,440
Well, you lot better like fire some more people.

2100
01:42:50,440 --> 01:42:54,040
I don't think it's going to be episode one episode.

2101
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:55,880
1500.

2102
01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:58,160
I think that we're going to be more than the Joe Rogan experience.

2103
01:42:58,160 --> 01:42:59,160
Right.

2104
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:01,560
I think Joe Rogan's up to 2050 or something like that.

2105
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:02,560
Is it?

2106
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:06,840
All I know is episode 9 11 and episode two 53 is the best ones.

2107
01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:07,840
Nine.

2108
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:08,840
What's nine 11?

2109
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:09,840
Alex Jones.

2110
01:43:09,840 --> 01:43:11,400
Oh, and what's two 53?

2111
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:12,400
Alex Jones.

2112
01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:13,400
Let's see.

2113
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:16,800
He's I think it's 1253.

2114
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:17,800
He's up to 2035.

2115
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:20,800
Oh yeah, I was 1253.

2116
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:21,800
Damn.

2117
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:24,800
When did it line up with the year?

2118
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:25,800
2000.

2119
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:28,600
I was a stupid one.

2120
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,600
Oh no.

2121
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:30,600
August.

2122
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:31,600
It did that.

2123
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:32,600
That's cool.

2124
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:37,600
So I was talking about Einstein's a fucking fraud.

2125
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:38,600
Oh yeah.

2126
01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:40,600
Why is he a fraud?

2127
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:47,640
So the same guy who wrote the biography of Elon Musk did the biography of Einstein.

2128
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:48,920
OK.

2129
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:52,880
And he was talking about his accomplishments.

2130
01:43:52,880 --> 01:43:53,880
Right.

2131
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:57,760
And he said that Einstein didn't do.

2132
01:43:57,760 --> 01:44:03,320
Oh, it's so funny, Tyler.

2133
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:07,760
What is that?

2134
01:44:07,760 --> 01:44:10,440
Liver and onions.

2135
01:44:10,440 --> 01:44:13,040
What the fuck is that?

2136
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:14,040
What is that cartoon?

2137
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:15,040
And Eddie.

2138
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:16,040
Oh, yeah.

2139
01:44:16,040 --> 01:44:19,400
He's just eating his fucking.

2140
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:23,040
Are you still in this show?

2141
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:25,400
This show is funny as fuck.

2142
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:33,360
So anyway, this guy was saying that Einstein never accomplished anything like anything

2143
01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:35,080
that he set out to do.

2144
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,600
Like he I don't think he finished high school.

2145
01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:40,360
No, but he did.

2146
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,160
Let me finish.

2147
01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:47,640
He was like less than middle of the road in his class.

2148
01:44:47,640 --> 01:44:48,840
All right.

2149
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:51,000
Couldn't get into grad school.

2150
01:44:51,000 --> 01:44:54,440
And so he had to take a job at a patent office.

2151
01:44:54,440 --> 01:44:56,240
He did his best work as a patent clerk.

2152
01:44:56,240 --> 01:44:58,200
OK, so he was a patent clerk.

2153
01:44:58,200 --> 01:44:59,200
Right.

2154
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:04,480
And then all of a sudden, this guy who's kind of a fuck up comes up with when he's reading

2155
01:45:04,480 --> 01:45:11,920
about other people's inventions, he comes up with this special theory of relativity.

2156
01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:16,480
It's like, dude, you couldn't even get into grad school and you came up with this special

2157
01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:17,480
theory.

2158
01:45:17,480 --> 01:45:25,080
What the and then he had this quote on his deathbed that said basically like I like to

2159
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:29,220
not think of myself as the person who came up with this stuff, but more that I stumbled

2160
01:45:29,220 --> 01:45:30,220
upon it.

2161
01:45:30,220 --> 01:45:31,220
Oh shit.

2162
01:45:31,220 --> 01:45:37,920
You stumbled upon it as a patent clerk reading other people's fucking work.

2163
01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:38,920
What?

2164
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:39,920
Yes.

2165
01:45:39,920 --> 01:45:42,840
And I never got into grad school, but I come up with some pretty good theories.

2166
01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:45,560
OK, but did you come up with the theory of relativity?

2167
01:45:45,560 --> 01:45:50,280
I could.

2168
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:53,640
I don't think somebody that definitely could.

2169
01:45:53,640 --> 01:45:56,760
Did he help make any help make the atomic bomb?

2170
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:57,760
Yeah.

2171
01:45:57,760 --> 01:45:58,760
Supposedly.

2172
01:45:58,760 --> 01:45:59,760
Supposedly.

2173
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:03,520
It's like, yeah, OK, right.

2174
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:08,360
This guy just happened to fucking come up with equals MC squared while he's reading

2175
01:46:08,360 --> 01:46:10,480
other people's inventions.

2176
01:46:10,480 --> 01:46:12,800
He's like, I'm coming on his invention.

2177
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:19,440
I think I think what happened is that or it's possible that he didn't steal it directly,

2178
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:26,760
but he knew enough about the subject that from reading other people's work, right, brilliant

2179
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:29,400
people are putting in patents, right?

2180
01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:36,020
And he had the summation of their information to go and make this special theory of relativity.

2181
01:46:36,020 --> 01:46:39,880
So he had to understand enough about it to approve the patents, right?

2182
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:42,360
So this guy over here, right?

2183
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:43,360
Say Tyler's got some fucking.

2184
01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:45,760
He understood it and then took it as his own.

2185
01:46:45,760 --> 01:46:46,760
Right, right.

2186
01:46:46,760 --> 01:46:51,040
So Tyler's got this thing that he understands over here and he's filing a patent.

2187
01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:55,160
And in case he's got this thing that he understands over here and he's filing a patent on it,

2188
01:46:55,160 --> 01:46:57,200
but they don't see the full picture.

2189
01:46:57,200 --> 01:47:01,960
Einstein sees the full picture because he's the one that has to approve the fucking patents.

2190
01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:04,840
You see, he's a fucking fraud.

2191
01:47:04,840 --> 01:47:08,120
They put nothing.

2192
01:47:08,120 --> 01:47:11,320
Did they try to put a patent on the theory of relativity?

2193
01:47:11,320 --> 01:47:13,120
You can't put a patent on theory.

2194
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:17,440
I don't know, but he couldn't you in order to get a patent, you have to have a physical

2195
01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:19,440
working like prototype.

2196
01:47:19,440 --> 01:47:20,440
Oh, really?

2197
01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:21,880
That's like part of the thing.

2198
01:47:21,880 --> 01:47:25,560
Oh, that's just like an idea.

2199
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:26,800
Ideas don't have patents.

2200
01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:33,680
You can have intellectual property, but you can't have like a patent on it.

2201
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:34,680
All right.

2202
01:47:34,680 --> 01:47:41,680
I think we'll take a break on those other podcasts and we'll be back.

2203
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:42,680
All right.

2204
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:43,680
All right.

2205
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:44,680
Fuck.

2206
01:47:44,680 --> 01:48:04,680
Welcome back.

2207
01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:15,680
Welcome back to our panel podcast.

2208
01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:20,680
I just hit a skull.

2209
01:48:20,680 --> 01:48:21,680
It's episode 47.

2210
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:22,680
I'm back with Tyler again.

2211
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:23,680
Wow, that actually made like got all the shit on my side.

2212
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:24,680
It's kind of.

2213
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:25,680
Yeah, that's what it does.

2214
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:29,680
Did you guys even hear what the fuck I said?

2215
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:32,680
No, dude, I just saw the fuck out.

2216
01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:35,680
I'm like, okay, okay.

2217
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:40,680
I'm not going to call it.

2218
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:44,680
Don Juan, Frank calls the KKK.

2219
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:49,680
I was wondering why you also angry.

2220
01:48:49,680 --> 01:48:50,680
Apparently.

2221
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:54,680
All right, Tyler, you wanted to talk about whispering.

2222
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:56,680
Whistling in the woods.

2223
01:48:56,680 --> 01:49:04,680
So whistling in the woods is a old native tale, but it's been all around the world apparently

2224
01:49:04,680 --> 01:49:05,680
too.

2225
01:49:05,680 --> 01:49:12,680
And apparently at night, if you whistle in the woods, bless you.

2226
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:18,680
Apparently a night, if you whistle in the woods, you can summon evil creatures to you

2227
01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:21,680
or evil spirits.

2228
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:29,400
And almost every culture on the planet has a story about that of whistling in the woods

2229
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:31,680
attracts evil spirits.

2230
01:49:31,680 --> 01:49:36,680
I feel like that'd be a pretty fucking creepy thing to do.

2231
01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:41,600
I feel like I was, if I said if you get a whistle back in the woods, it's definitely

2232
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:42,600
not a person.

2233
01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:43,600
You want to try it?

2234
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:44,600
Yeah, I'm going to do it.

2235
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:45,600
You just did it.

2236
01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:48,600
I'm going to do it when we go to the fucking woods, bro.

2237
01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:51,600
Dude, dude, I'm going to lick this.

2238
01:49:51,600 --> 01:49:52,600
She was just out there whistling.

2239
01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:54,880
Because I feel like we need more information.

2240
01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:56,640
I feel like that's a little vague.

2241
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:59,200
I feel like there's something in the woods.

2242
01:49:59,200 --> 01:50:04,160
So you think at this place we'll get any fucking ghosts?

2243
01:50:04,160 --> 01:50:07,440
I think we're going to get more than ghosts.

2244
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:08,440
I'll bring all my gear.

2245
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:10,200
I think a ghost would be like.

2246
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:13,840
So should we all pitch in for like a night vision camera too to bring us?

2247
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:14,840
Night vision camera.

2248
01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:16,240
I have a night vision camera actually.

2249
01:50:16,240 --> 01:50:17,240
Oh, you do?

2250
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:19,960
Yeah, that one that I was using before as night vision.

2251
01:50:19,960 --> 01:50:20,960
Really?

2252
01:50:20,960 --> 01:50:21,960
Yeah.

2253
01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:22,960
We got to get some UV flood lamp.

2254
01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:23,960
Oh my god, dude.

2255
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:24,960
This is just setting chills up my spine.

2256
01:50:24,960 --> 01:50:27,960
Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.

2257
01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:34,160
Yeah, I'll buy like a UV flood lamp to put on the top of it.

2258
01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:37,800
And then just have that because then it lets us see all around.

2259
01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:40,600
Yeah, I'll drive and I'll drop you guys off.

2260
01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:47,600
I told Casey I could bring my gun if you want.

2261
01:50:47,600 --> 01:50:51,040
I don't think you can bring your gun on public land.

2262
01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:53,080
Oh my god, this is so fucking long.

2263
01:50:53,080 --> 01:50:54,080
I can't read it.

2264
01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:57,640
We might catch a charge on that one.

2265
01:50:57,640 --> 01:50:59,160
What brought chills up your spine, bro?

2266
01:50:59,160 --> 01:51:04,000
Oh dude, so I typed in whistling in the woods and this Reddit thing popped up, which I'm

2267
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:06,240
going to read the whole thing later.

2268
01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:11,200
But it says in just a little bit that you can see on Google, it says the whistling

2269
01:51:11,200 --> 01:51:15,680
is a well-documented demonic behavior.

2270
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:23,000
Either done to scare victims or to act as a lure to draw a victim deep into the wilderness.

2271
01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:30,480
Speaking of like luring people in, I forget what the term my buddy used.

2272
01:51:30,480 --> 01:51:35,280
It was the same one that saw this thing with his girlfriend.

2273
01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:39,360
But he was with this other kid who's also a paramedic.

2274
01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:41,360
You would know him if I said the name, I think.

2275
01:51:41,360 --> 01:51:42,360
I think you would.

2276
01:51:42,360 --> 01:51:45,880
He said that the old place he used to work.

2277
01:51:45,880 --> 01:51:52,800
He said that they were both lured into, what are they called?

2278
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,840
Banshees?

2279
01:51:54,840 --> 01:51:55,840
The ones that scream?

2280
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:56,840
No.

2281
01:51:56,840 --> 01:51:57,840
Siren?

2282
01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:00,240
I'll tell you another story about that actually.

2283
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:01,240
Siren.

2284
01:52:01,240 --> 01:52:02,240
Siren.

2285
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:03,240
I think that's what it was.

2286
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:05,480
Yeah, sirens are the ones that lure you with song.

2287
01:52:05,480 --> 01:52:08,360
Well this one, he said they pretend to be beautiful.

2288
01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:10,480
Just type in the name.

2289
01:52:10,480 --> 01:52:12,920
Just type in the dude's name so you don't have to say it.

2290
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:13,920
Oh, oh.

2291
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:16,440
Give him a shout out.

2292
01:52:16,440 --> 01:52:18,440
No, no, no.

2293
01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:20,280
I'll tell you.

2294
01:52:20,280 --> 01:52:24,440
They'll see if he's like, oh he'd be cool with it.

2295
01:52:24,440 --> 01:52:25,440
Oh yeah.

2296
01:52:25,440 --> 01:52:28,280
Yeah, he was with him.

2297
01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:33,040
He said they were walking in this camp out in Oneana.

2298
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:35,040
And they saw these two gorgeous girls.

2299
01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:36,520
That's a siren, bro.

2300
01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:38,800
That's either a siren or a succubus, bro.

2301
01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:39,800
It was like at night.

2302
01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:41,880
And so they're like, oh, let's go after those chicks.

2303
01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:42,880
And dude, this kid.

2304
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:44,520
Let's go after those chicks.

2305
01:52:44,520 --> 01:52:48,840
Dude, this kid, just women are just attracted to him.

2306
01:52:48,840 --> 01:52:49,840
He doesn't even have to.

2307
01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:51,760
Which one, him or your friend?

2308
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:52,960
My friend.

2309
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:55,120
He doesn't even have to try, dude.

2310
01:52:55,120 --> 01:52:59,280
I literally, I can't even say it in case he listens to this.

2311
01:52:59,280 --> 01:53:03,560
But it's absurd how much tail he gets thrown at him, bro.

2312
01:53:03,560 --> 01:53:06,240
He'll look at a girl and just smile.

2313
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:07,280
Dude, you could do that.

2314
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,600
Look at you, bro.

2315
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:09,920
I'll tell you.

2316
01:53:09,920 --> 01:53:10,440
Thank you.

2317
01:53:10,440 --> 01:53:12,520
I appreciate it.

2318
01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:14,200
Maybe he was six inches taller.

2319
01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:15,760
Right, right.

2320
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:17,840
Thanks, Casey.

2321
01:53:17,840 --> 01:53:21,440
Just wear those heel things that give you an extra two inches.

2322
01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:27,560
So yeah, dude, he looks at a girl, smiles at her that night.

2323
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:28,440
Maybe he's a demon.

2324
01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:29,440
He's fucking banging her.

2325
01:53:29,440 --> 01:53:33,360
So him and this other kid, that kid whose name I showed you,

2326
01:53:33,360 --> 01:53:35,640
they followed these two beautiful girls

2327
01:53:35,640 --> 01:53:38,320
through this camp at Oneana.

2328
01:53:38,320 --> 01:53:40,040
It's kind of creepy to do that.

2329
01:53:40,040 --> 01:53:41,880
Well, no, they're just going to hit on them, right?

2330
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:43,400
They're like, oh, they're kind of hot.

2331
01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:45,200
And they'll see what they're up to.

2332
01:53:45,200 --> 01:53:48,040
So this trail goes down to this.

2333
01:53:48,040 --> 01:53:49,560
Yeah, we're good.

2334
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:51,240
Does my voice actually sound like a guy,

2335
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:55,440
or does it sound like pussy shit?

2336
01:53:55,440 --> 01:53:57,920
You sound like a guy to me, dude.

2337
01:53:57,920 --> 01:53:59,600
Let me just listen to my ear real quick.

2338
01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:01,400
I'll do a random episode.

2339
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:03,160
So.

2340
01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:04,040
Hold on.

2341
01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:05,160
I keep telling this story.

2342
01:54:05,160 --> 01:54:06,280
You look that up, Tyler.

2343
01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:09,600
Tyler's got to listen to himself, because he's apparently never

2344
01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:11,240
listened to any of the episodes.

2345
01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:11,920
I mean, I do.

2346
01:54:11,920 --> 01:54:13,200
I just don't really listen to myself.

2347
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:14,520
I already know what I'm saying.

2348
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:17,600
He's at the beginning of every episode.

2349
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:19,080
AI Tyler, at least.

2350
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:27,560
Tyler listens to the podcast on the podcast.

2351
01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:29,320
This is so meta.

2352
01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:33,800
So anyway, these kids, they follow these girls

2353
01:54:33,800 --> 01:54:37,320
down this trail to this lake.

2354
01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:38,880
And this lake is its own.

2355
01:54:38,880 --> 01:54:44,920
This whole property is owned by the, what is it, Sunni Onayana.

2356
01:54:44,920 --> 01:54:46,000
And he said they went down.

2357
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:49,640
They got down to the lake, and they disappeared, gone.

2358
01:54:49,640 --> 01:54:52,400
They were right behind them, and they said they literally just

2359
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:53,640
disappeared, vanished.

2360
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:54,440
No shit.

2361
01:54:54,440 --> 01:54:55,880
Yeah.

2362
01:54:55,880 --> 01:54:56,480
That's crazy.

2363
01:54:56,480 --> 01:55:00,760
I'm listening to him.

2364
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:04,600
He's listening to himself.

2365
01:55:04,600 --> 01:55:05,120
Oh, man.

2366
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:05,960
I was going to tell.

2367
01:55:05,960 --> 01:55:07,400
Oh, oh, yeah.

2368
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:08,520
I'll wait until Tyler.

2369
01:55:08,520 --> 01:55:09,680
Shut the fuck up, Ali, man.

2370
01:55:09,680 --> 01:55:11,320
I'll wait until Tyler's done listening to himself

2371
01:55:11,320 --> 01:55:14,720
to tell this next one.

2372
01:55:14,720 --> 01:55:15,760
Casey, shut up.

2373
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:18,360
I think you should just go for it.

2374
01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:22,760
I truly believe we're all MK Ultra victims.

2375
01:55:22,760 --> 01:55:24,560
You know, I sometimes listen back to this shit,

2376
01:55:24,560 --> 01:55:27,480
and I'm like, how fucking stupid am I?

2377
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,800
Bro, I do that every episode.

2378
01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:31,440
Sometimes I just have to shut it off.

2379
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:34,240
I'm like, I can't even stand to hear myself right now.

2380
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:35,800
This is ridiculous.

2381
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:36,440
I know, right?

2382
01:55:36,440 --> 01:55:38,840
What were you guys saying that entire time?

2383
01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:41,120
Oh, no, I just told a story about how

2384
01:55:41,120 --> 01:55:43,000
they followed these girls down to the water,

2385
01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:44,160
and they disappeared.

2386
01:55:44,160 --> 01:55:48,160
So sirens are actually water-based creatures.

2387
01:55:48,160 --> 01:55:49,080
That's what he was saying.

2388
01:55:49,080 --> 01:55:49,720
Yeah.

2389
01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:51,600
Yeah.

2390
01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:55,720
But anyway, we were saying about the Banshee, my one friend

2391
01:55:55,720 --> 01:55:57,760
who's an EMT.

2392
01:55:57,760 --> 01:55:58,280
He said.

2393
01:55:58,280 --> 01:56:00,160
I feel like most of our friends are EMTs.

2394
01:56:00,160 --> 01:56:00,680
Yeah.

2395
01:56:00,680 --> 01:56:02,960
I don't really have many friends who aren't.

2396
01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:03,480
I know.

2397
01:56:03,480 --> 01:56:05,280
They don't really vibe with us anymore

2398
01:56:05,280 --> 01:56:06,920
if you're not in the crew.

2399
01:56:06,920 --> 01:56:07,880
Or have been, yeah.

2400
01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:08,360
Yeah.

2401
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:10,560
Yeah.

2402
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:14,320
But he says he was outside smoking a cigarette.

2403
01:56:14,320 --> 01:56:16,440
That's very paramedic slash EMT.

2404
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:17,040
Yeah.

2405
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:18,440
At his house, though.

2406
01:56:18,440 --> 01:56:20,600
And he said, all of a sudden.

2407
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:21,400
The fuck happened?

2408
01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:26,520
He heard a woman scream, a high-pitched scream.

2409
01:56:26,520 --> 01:56:28,640
And he passed the fuck out.

2410
01:56:28,640 --> 01:56:30,840
That's like Harry Potter in Prisoner of Azkaban.

2411
01:56:30,840 --> 01:56:31,720
Damn, dude.

2412
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:35,600
He just heard a scream, like a woman being murdered.

2413
01:56:35,600 --> 01:56:37,040
Did he wake up with a nosebleed?

2414
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:37,720
No.

2415
01:56:37,720 --> 01:56:38,400
He woke up.

2416
01:56:38,400 --> 01:56:40,840
His brother came and found him and dragged him inside.

2417
01:56:40,840 --> 01:56:41,880
And he woke up inside.

2418
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:42,880
Shit.

2419
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:44,120
The fucking Dementor?

2420
01:56:44,120 --> 01:56:48,080
So a lot of things that you hear.

2421
01:56:48,080 --> 01:56:51,520
I've done a lot of research on banshees and shit like that.

2422
01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:54,800
Specifically in America, banshees are kind of not really.

2423
01:56:54,800 --> 01:56:58,800
They're more of a European spirit.

2424
01:56:58,800 --> 01:56:59,560
I don't know why.

2425
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,240
That's just kind of where it's at.

2426
01:57:01,240 --> 01:57:04,560
But a lot of times, if you hear a woman screaming in America

2427
01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:08,680
and nobody's around, most likely it's a mountain lion.

2428
01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:10,080
Oh, or a gray fox.

2429
01:57:10,080 --> 01:57:13,880
Yeah, because they say, like the sound of a mountain lion

2430
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:17,280
slash a fox sounds like a woman screaming.

2431
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:18,000
Damn.

2432
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:19,160
Yeah.

2433
01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:21,480
Man, I don't know.

2434
01:57:21,480 --> 01:57:25,760
Being that I precipitated this event, this sinkable episode.

2435
01:57:25,760 --> 01:57:28,000
Sinkable episode, if you will.

2436
01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:30,200
Yeah.

2437
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:30,720
I don't know.

2438
01:57:30,720 --> 01:57:32,680
I think there's something more going on.

2439
01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:36,720
But this kid, he's into a lot of that.

2440
01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:41,920
Dude, his favorite movie is, what's that one with Jason?

2441
01:57:41,920 --> 01:57:42,800
Friday the 13th.

2442
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:43,720
Friday the 13th.

2443
01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:44,600
He's obsessed with it.

2444
01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:45,800
Listen.

2445
01:57:45,800 --> 01:57:47,280
Oh.

2446
01:57:47,280 --> 01:57:53,280
It's going to come up.

2447
01:57:53,280 --> 01:57:55,840
A little bit.

2448
01:57:55,840 --> 01:57:57,160
Yeah, that's a fox.

2449
01:57:57,160 --> 01:58:00,000
That's not a human.

2450
01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:00,880
Sounds like a rake.

2451
01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:05,600
Yeah, yeah.

2452
01:58:05,600 --> 01:58:06,680
I could see.

2453
01:58:06,680 --> 01:58:09,400
He said this sounded like a woman being murdered.

2454
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:12,680
Yeah, like in real life, it sounds way louder and way

2455
01:58:12,680 --> 01:58:14,640
scarier because I've heard it.

2456
01:58:14,640 --> 01:58:17,360
I was outside smoking a cigarette, and I heard that.

2457
01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:20,800
But I have foxes and shit around my house all the time.

2458
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:23,400
But for a good minute and a half,

2459
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:26,040
I'm like, someone just got murdered.

2460
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:29,480
Because you know how recordings never really

2461
01:58:29,480 --> 01:58:32,600
get things justice a lot of times?

2462
01:58:32,600 --> 01:58:36,240
Like the level of sound that's coming out.

2463
01:58:36,240 --> 01:58:39,840
It sounded like somebody was fucking being murdered

2464
01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:42,280
up the stairs type shit.

2465
01:58:42,280 --> 01:58:44,400
And I'm like, huh.

2466
01:58:44,400 --> 01:58:46,640
Can you imagine hearing that, though, in the woods

2467
01:58:46,640 --> 01:58:48,000
when you're by yourself?

2468
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:48,880
Yeah.

2469
01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:50,400
It freaked me the fuck out.

2470
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:53,000
Yeah, animals are fucking scary.

2471
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:58,160
But yeah, there's a whole bunch of fucking weird shit.

2472
01:58:58,160 --> 01:59:01,080
Windigo's are creepy.

2473
01:59:01,080 --> 01:59:02,120
Fuck, and I talked.

2474
01:59:02,120 --> 01:59:06,640
I think I talked at length about windigo's, right?

2475
01:59:06,640 --> 01:59:09,000
I don't remember if you said anything about windigo's.

2476
01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:10,480
Windigo's, bro.

2477
01:59:10,480 --> 01:59:15,520
Dude, there's a lot of fucking good creepy shit on Reddit.

2478
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:16,920
Oh yeah, no sleep, bro.

2479
01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:18,520
That's one of the best subrides for it.

2480
01:59:18,520 --> 01:59:19,000
Oh, is it?

2481
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:19,480
No sleep?

2482
01:59:19,480 --> 01:59:20,880
No sleep.

2483
01:59:20,880 --> 01:59:23,360
Damn.

2484
01:59:23,360 --> 01:59:24,960
Fuck.

2485
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:26,920
I got rid of Reddit, though.

2486
01:59:26,920 --> 01:59:28,080
Yeah, it's because it's all fucking.

2487
01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:28,880
Too autistic for it.

2488
01:59:28,880 --> 01:59:29,520
It's all porn.

2489
01:59:29,520 --> 01:59:31,000
No, it's all porn.

2490
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:34,040
It's just too easy to fucking.

2491
01:59:34,040 --> 01:59:35,800
It's like one search away.

2492
01:59:35,800 --> 01:59:38,600
What do you have to get porn?

2493
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:40,280
It's not that I have anything against porn.

2494
01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:41,000
It's just like.

2495
01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:42,120
You feel better without it.

2496
01:59:42,120 --> 01:59:42,760
Yeah.

2497
01:59:42,760 --> 01:59:43,240
Right?

2498
01:59:43,240 --> 01:59:44,320
Yeah.

2499
01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:45,480
It's less of like a.

2500
01:59:45,480 --> 01:59:50,200
Let's see, how do the four of us who can last longest for no not no ever?

2501
01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:50,720
Me.

2502
01:59:50,720 --> 01:59:52,000
No not no ever.

2503
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:54,360
Why is it automatically you?

2504
01:59:54,360 --> 01:59:54,920
Dan would probably.

2505
01:59:54,920 --> 01:59:57,240
I have practiced.

2506
01:59:57,240 --> 01:59:59,720
I could tell you stuff that would blow your mind.

2507
01:59:59,720 --> 02:00:00,840
How long?

2508
02:00:00,840 --> 02:00:02,040
You'd be like, why?

2509
02:00:02,040 --> 02:00:05,240
How long have you done no not?

2510
02:00:05,240 --> 02:00:09,080
Well, so no not, I've.

2511
02:00:09,080 --> 02:00:09,600
Dude.

2512
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:12,240
I'm probably gone.

2513
02:00:12,240 --> 02:00:17,880
I went so long I had to jerk off just to see if I could still not like it was concerned.

2514
02:00:17,880 --> 02:00:23,880
Yeah, it was concerning, but I was also using some techniques that were like not healthy.

2515
02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:26,240
So the time you were out in testosterone.

2516
02:00:26,240 --> 02:00:34,080
That no, it was so that's precipitating when I went on it because I was over exercising,

2517
02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:35,840
probably under eating.

2518
02:00:35,840 --> 02:00:36,440
Right.

2519
02:00:36,440 --> 02:00:40,160
And I was like, dude, I was like 140 pounds.

2520
02:00:40,160 --> 02:00:44,840
And my testosterone was just fucking in the toilet.

2521
02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:49,000
So that when you have any test, dude, like it's no problem.

2522
02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:51,520
Like you're like no.

2523
02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:55,120
So if you jerk off all the time, you have high test.

2524
02:00:55,120 --> 02:00:57,160
Oh, it means you have a healthy sex drive for sure.

2525
02:00:57,160 --> 02:00:57,960
That's great.

2526
02:00:57,960 --> 02:01:01,240
You know, it's good for your immune system, all that stuff.

2527
02:01:01,240 --> 02:01:05,840
Like I went from like jerking off when I was in high school, like five times a day.

2528
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:08,280
So I just get off like one time day.

2529
02:01:08,280 --> 02:01:11,000
Then I got to the point where I'm like, I'll do it every three days.

2530
02:01:11,000 --> 02:01:11,800
We'll do it every day.

2531
02:01:11,800 --> 02:01:17,120
And then I'm like, it's just like sometimes like it's just like, I need to do it today.

2532
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:19,280
I like jerked off five times an episode.

2533
02:01:19,280 --> 02:01:22,000
That's why it's not here.

2534
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:26,080
But like, dude, the most I did in one day was, oh, got him.

2535
02:01:26,080 --> 02:01:28,680
I did eight times in one day when I was in high school.

2536
02:01:28,680 --> 02:01:34,400
There's some shit I want to say, but I'm going to keep it for off the box.

2537
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:37,680
What was the most times you fucking jerked in one day?

2538
02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:41,000
In a day, like 10 times.

2539
02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:43,760
You were shooting blanks at the end.

2540
02:01:43,760 --> 02:01:46,160
Dude, it's this weird thing.

2541
02:01:46,160 --> 02:01:49,440
I tell this day, I can't find anything in the medical literature.

2542
02:01:49,440 --> 02:01:52,920
When I was like real young, like 12, and I would do it,

2543
02:01:52,920 --> 02:01:55,560
I would get pounding fucking headaches after.

2544
02:01:55,560 --> 02:01:58,440
But then I just kept doing it.

2545
02:01:58,440 --> 02:02:03,120
I was like, I think I tricked my body into thinking that it was fully grown

2546
02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:04,600
and that's why I stopped growing.

2547
02:02:04,600 --> 02:02:07,040
Because I just jerked off so much.

2548
02:02:07,040 --> 02:02:09,080
It's just like, all right, he hit puberty.

2549
02:02:09,080 --> 02:02:11,200
He's jerked off 10 times tonight.

2550
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:13,080
That's like, cut the hormones off.

2551
02:02:13,080 --> 02:02:13,640
Let's see.

2552
02:02:13,640 --> 02:02:14,800
You're like Pinocchio.

2553
02:02:14,800 --> 02:02:21,840
Sixth grade or fifth grade was like the first time I fucking came.

2554
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:22,840
I think.

2555
02:02:22,840 --> 02:02:25,760
And like, I didn't seem to jerk off.

2556
02:02:25,760 --> 02:02:27,960
I fucking humped a pillow to completion.

2557
02:02:27,960 --> 02:02:28,680
Right.

2558
02:02:28,680 --> 02:02:31,080
I still do that.

2559
02:02:31,080 --> 02:02:33,520
Because I was like, I didn't know how to fucking jerk off.

2560
02:02:33,520 --> 02:02:38,400
I was like fucking, I was, how old are you in sixth grade or fifth grade?

2561
02:02:38,400 --> 02:02:39,440
Fifth year, 11.

2562
02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:39,800
11?

2563
02:02:39,800 --> 02:02:40,560
Yeah.

2564
02:02:40,560 --> 02:02:51,600
Like my one friend, we went on like a nature retreat with the class.

2565
02:02:51,600 --> 02:02:53,920
And we stayed in an inn.

2566
02:02:53,920 --> 02:02:54,720
And I took a joke.

2567
02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:56,360
I'm going to put that in the intro.

2568
02:02:56,360 --> 02:03:01,960
I hope the pillow took completion.

2569
02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:05,760
But like, he was like jokingly like humping a pillow.

2570
02:03:05,760 --> 02:03:07,440
And I got home.

2571
02:03:07,440 --> 02:03:10,400
And like, I was like, oh, that was really funny.

2572
02:03:10,400 --> 02:03:11,560
And then I was in my room.

2573
02:03:11,560 --> 02:03:12,560
And I was like doing that.

2574
02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:16,000
I'm like, wow, that kind of felt good.

2575
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:21,480
And then I took my pants off and just rubbed my nuts on the pillow until I came.

2576
02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:26,000
And then I put two socks in the pillow to like pretend that they were tits.

2577
02:03:26,000 --> 02:03:27,960
And rubbed my dick between them.

2578
02:03:27,960 --> 02:03:30,120
Because I didn't know what a vagina was at that point.

2579
02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:33,080
So I just thought that you just rubbed your dick and tits.

2580
02:03:33,080 --> 02:03:36,880
And yeah, so tits were the only thing that I

2581
02:03:36,880 --> 02:03:39,120
knew that was different at that point.

2582
02:03:39,120 --> 02:03:41,920
Because I was like, there's just nothing down there for women.

2583
02:03:41,920 --> 02:03:43,520
Like that's just what I thought back then.

2584
02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:45,760
I'm like, there's just nothing down there.

2585
02:03:45,760 --> 02:03:49,440
So I'm like, so do you just rub it between their tits or something?

2586
02:03:49,440 --> 02:03:51,600
And then I was like pretending to do that.

2587
02:03:51,600 --> 02:03:56,280
And it just went like, oh my, what the fuck?

2588
02:03:56,280 --> 02:03:59,760
But like that was the beginning of Tyler's addiction.

2589
02:03:59,760 --> 02:04:02,360
That was the beginning of Untitled Podcast that day.

2590
02:04:02,360 --> 02:04:02,840
That day.

2591
02:04:02,840 --> 02:04:03,320
That day.

2592
02:04:03,320 --> 02:04:03,800
Yeah.

2593
02:04:03,800 --> 02:04:09,280
But I was like, the first time that happened, I'm like, what the fuck?

2594
02:04:09,280 --> 02:04:11,720
You've never experienced anything like that in your entire life.

2595
02:04:11,720 --> 02:04:15,000
I'm like, oh my, what the fuck was that?

2596
02:04:15,000 --> 02:04:16,880
That was nuts.

2597
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:19,400
That shit was fucking nuts.

2598
02:04:19,400 --> 02:04:20,880
Yeah, yeah.

2599
02:04:20,880 --> 02:04:22,480
Do you remember the first time you guys came here?

2600
02:04:22,480 --> 02:04:23,160
I do.

2601
02:04:23,160 --> 02:04:24,160
Because I remember that.

2602
02:04:24,160 --> 02:04:28,200
I was like, I want to do that all the time.

2603
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:32,000
Dude, I was sitting in bed thinking of this fucking hot Asian girl

2604
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:33,400
that went to my school.

2605
02:04:33,400 --> 02:04:36,040
I mean, I don't know.

2606
02:04:36,040 --> 02:04:36,920
I say hot.

2607
02:04:36,920 --> 02:04:39,560
To me at the time, she was hot.

2608
02:04:39,560 --> 02:04:43,440
Now, looking back, she was probably like 13.

2609
02:04:43,440 --> 02:04:46,480
But she was the only Asian girl in my school.

2610
02:04:46,480 --> 02:04:50,240
And I just remember I was just kind of rubbing it.

2611
02:04:50,240 --> 02:04:52,320
And then all of a sudden, I was like, bam!

2612
02:04:52,320 --> 02:04:55,800
I'm like, whoa!

2613
02:04:55,800 --> 02:04:57,200
What the heck was that?

2614
02:04:57,200 --> 02:04:58,440
And my hand was wet.

2615
02:04:58,440 --> 02:05:00,640
I was like, what the fuck?

2616
02:05:00,640 --> 02:05:02,080
And that was the beginning of the end.

2617
02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:05,480
A lot of times, people have their first come with a wet dream or something.

2618
02:05:05,480 --> 02:05:08,920
But I just went fucking straight forward, apparently.

2619
02:05:08,920 --> 02:05:10,120
Yeah, yeah.

2620
02:05:10,120 --> 02:05:11,680
I went around about.

2621
02:05:11,680 --> 02:05:12,960
Fall on the pillow and half.

2622
02:05:12,960 --> 02:05:14,160
Yeah.

2623
02:05:14,160 --> 02:05:19,200
No, but I just put a whole bunch of socks in one sock.

2624
02:05:19,200 --> 02:05:21,600
And I just put it on the pillow.

2625
02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:23,680
And I did the same thing with the other one.

2626
02:05:23,680 --> 02:05:25,440
And then I just fucking like.

2627
02:05:25,440 --> 02:05:28,080
I don't know.

2628
02:05:28,080 --> 02:05:30,360
All right, yeah, I think they will hear this on the podcast.

2629
02:05:30,360 --> 02:05:32,240
I talked about me fucking jerking off in a fucking pillow

2630
02:05:32,240 --> 02:05:34,360
by rubbing my dick between two socks.

2631
02:05:34,360 --> 02:05:35,720
But that was you then.

2632
02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:37,960
This is me now.

2633
02:05:37,960 --> 02:05:45,280
So I have not physically jerked myself off to conflation in over a year.

2634
02:05:45,280 --> 02:05:45,800
OK.

2635
02:05:45,800 --> 02:05:50,400
So I just I have a soft blanket that I use.

2636
02:05:50,400 --> 02:05:51,240
And it feels good.

2637
02:05:51,240 --> 02:05:52,520
And here's my theory.

2638
02:05:52,520 --> 02:05:53,400
Right.

2639
02:05:53,400 --> 02:05:58,800
I think you spoil yourself when you just sit back and just jerk yourself off.

2640
02:05:58,800 --> 02:06:01,440
I'm glad you said this on the podcast, because I would never say something

2641
02:06:01,440 --> 02:06:02,760
like this on the podcast.

2642
02:06:02,760 --> 02:06:05,680
So I mean, you fucking cut out the library story.

2643
02:06:05,680 --> 02:06:07,920
Two things that your parents can't find.

2644
02:06:07,920 --> 02:06:11,560
This podcast and that hat.

2645
02:06:11,560 --> 02:06:13,080
They have to be hidden.

2646
02:06:13,080 --> 02:06:13,640
This hat.

2647
02:06:13,640 --> 02:06:15,560
How do you know my parents aren't Trump supporters?

2648
02:06:15,560 --> 02:06:18,040
I know they're not.

2649
02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:22,520
Your dad works for the tax department.

2650
02:06:22,520 --> 02:06:24,360
Unacceptable.

2651
02:06:24,360 --> 02:06:26,520
I know he's definitely not a Trump supporter.

2652
02:06:26,520 --> 02:06:31,160
I'm really glad you guys told that on the podcast.

2653
02:06:31,160 --> 02:06:32,960
Well, I'm not done yet.

2654
02:06:32,960 --> 02:06:33,880
Oh, yeah.

2655
02:06:33,880 --> 02:06:34,640
No.

2656
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:35,560
So what?

2657
02:06:35,560 --> 02:06:36,920
Are you going to edit this out or no?

2658
02:06:36,920 --> 02:06:38,520
No.

2659
02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:40,360
So I'm just saying, I wouldn't do it.

2660
02:06:40,360 --> 02:06:47,240
My theory is that it keeps you from just sitting there fucking all day

2661
02:06:47,240 --> 02:06:48,040
and just doing it.

2662
02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:49,680
It puts a barrier.

2663
02:06:49,680 --> 02:06:51,120
Do you come in the blanket?

2664
02:06:51,120 --> 02:06:52,120
Yeah.

2665
02:06:52,120 --> 02:06:53,120
And then I go, what?

2666
02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:56,560
Why don't you just get a flesh light or something, bro?

2667
02:06:56,560 --> 02:06:57,060
I know.

2668
02:06:57,060 --> 02:06:58,880
I should, but then I don't know.

2669
02:06:58,880 --> 02:07:00,000
I mean, I had a flesh light.

2670
02:07:00,000 --> 02:07:00,960
I threw it out.

2671
02:07:00,960 --> 02:07:04,120
Because you have to go through the motion.

2672
02:07:04,120 --> 02:07:05,800
I feel like it's like exercise.

2673
02:07:05,800 --> 02:07:07,040
No, not really.

2674
02:07:07,040 --> 02:07:07,800
With a flesh light?

2675
02:07:07,800 --> 02:07:10,160
No, but that's what I'm saying.

2676
02:07:10,160 --> 02:07:14,680
This is like you actually have to put some work in.

2677
02:07:14,680 --> 02:07:20,240
So there's a barrier to you just like, I don't know.

2678
02:07:20,240 --> 02:07:21,640
I just feel like it's lazy.

2679
02:07:21,640 --> 02:07:23,160
Not lazy.

2680
02:07:23,160 --> 02:07:24,880
Am I making any sense here?

2681
02:07:24,880 --> 02:07:25,520
Yeah, I guess.

2682
02:07:25,520 --> 02:07:28,400
Casey, can you please tell a library story on here?

2683
02:07:28,400 --> 02:07:31,040
We're going to edit this part out.

2684
02:07:31,040 --> 02:07:32,560
Casey, please.

2685
02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:35,840
Casey, we've told weird ass fucking stories.

2686
02:07:35,840 --> 02:07:38,800
The library story isn't even that bad, man.

2687
02:07:38,800 --> 02:07:39,920
It's not even that bad.

2688
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:43,800
I told the stories of fucking jerking off the hentai and shit.

2689
02:07:43,800 --> 02:07:46,840
Tell us a story about you fucking going into the library, bro.

2690
02:07:46,840 --> 02:07:47,400
Or I'll say.

2691
02:07:47,400 --> 02:07:51,360
I just don't think it's something the listeners are thrilled about.

2692
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:54,880
Dude, we've referenced the library story like fucking 20 times,

2693
02:07:54,880 --> 02:07:56,320
and they still don't know it.

2694
02:07:56,320 --> 02:07:58,120
Oh my lord.

2695
02:07:58,120 --> 02:07:59,960
Dude, the library story is hilarious.

2696
02:07:59,960 --> 02:08:02,680
It's great content.

2697
02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:05,120
When you said that shit, I was dying.

2698
02:08:05,120 --> 02:08:07,240
That shit was so funny.

2699
02:08:07,240 --> 02:08:07,740
Was it?

2700
02:08:07,740 --> 02:08:08,240
Yes.

2701
02:08:08,240 --> 02:08:08,960
Oh my god.

2702
02:08:08,960 --> 02:08:11,120
You got to tell the library story, bro.

2703
02:08:11,120 --> 02:08:11,960
Jesus.

2704
02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:12,880
Help me out here.

2705
02:08:12,880 --> 02:08:15,520
Dude, there's people.

2706
02:08:15,520 --> 02:08:17,520
I don't know that I should have told that last thing.

2707
02:08:17,520 --> 02:08:18,720
I think it's pretty funny.

2708
02:08:18,720 --> 02:08:20,280
I think it's pretty funny.

2709
02:08:20,280 --> 02:08:21,520
It's just, I don't know.

2710
02:08:21,520 --> 02:08:23,440
It's like, I don't know.

2711
02:08:23,440 --> 02:08:27,880
But there may be people that listen to this.

2712
02:08:27,880 --> 02:08:31,040
We think nobody listens because nobody sends any fucking emails.

2713
02:08:31,040 --> 02:08:32,720
I see some listens on the statistics.

2714
02:08:32,720 --> 02:08:36,440
But 2,000 plays is, let's see.

2715
02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:37,120
Let's break that.

2716
02:08:37,120 --> 02:08:39,080
This is the 40 what episode?

2717
02:08:39,080 --> 02:08:41,240
47.

2718
02:08:41,240 --> 02:08:42,520
47?

2719
02:08:42,520 --> 02:08:45,360
2,000 plays divided by 47 episodes.

2720
02:08:45,360 --> 02:08:46,920
That's 42 people.

2721
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:48,360
42 and 1 half.

2722
02:08:48,360 --> 02:08:50,360
2,200 now, actually.

2723
02:08:50,360 --> 02:08:54,440
OK, so we're going to redo the math here.

2724
02:08:54,440 --> 02:08:55,800
2,200.

2725
02:08:55,800 --> 02:08:56,960
Why do you guys even listen?

2726
02:08:56,960 --> 02:08:58,280
This show sucks.

2727
02:08:58,280 --> 02:09:00,960
46.8 people.

2728
02:09:00,960 --> 02:09:02,760
I was watching a show this week, actually.

2729
02:09:02,760 --> 02:09:06,200
It's called Only Murders in the Building.

2730
02:09:06,200 --> 02:09:06,960
You ever hear of that?

2731
02:09:06,960 --> 02:09:07,480
No.

2732
02:09:07,480 --> 02:09:10,360
With Steven Martin and Selena Gomez.

2733
02:09:10,360 --> 02:09:11,240
What?

2734
02:09:11,240 --> 02:09:14,040
Yeah, and there's these people living in an apartment building.

2735
02:09:14,040 --> 02:09:15,320
They see someone get murdered.

2736
02:09:15,320 --> 02:09:20,840
And they like this podcast that's a true crime podcast, murder podcast.

2737
02:09:20,840 --> 02:09:22,560
And they start their own podcast.

2738
02:09:22,560 --> 02:09:24,080
And they get people to listen to it.

2739
02:09:24,080 --> 02:09:27,000
And they have fans that are out on the street.

2740
02:09:27,000 --> 02:09:30,720
And they're like, help them solve this murder.

2741
02:09:30,720 --> 02:09:33,600
Imagine if we had fucking fans that showed up outside my house

2742
02:09:33,600 --> 02:09:34,920
when we recorded the podcast.

2743
02:09:34,920 --> 02:09:35,840
Oh my god.

2744
02:09:35,840 --> 02:09:39,400
And sat on the fucking curb with lawn chairs.

2745
02:09:39,400 --> 02:09:40,440
Dude, that would be awesome.

2746
02:09:40,440 --> 02:09:41,800
Would you give autographs?

2747
02:09:41,800 --> 02:09:43,240
Yeah, oh yeah.

2748
02:09:43,240 --> 02:09:46,280
You can pull your car up to the curb and listen.

2749
02:09:46,280 --> 02:09:47,160
Listen live.

2750
02:09:47,160 --> 02:09:49,600
Yeah, like we have a speaker.

2751
02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:52,280
Dude, I'm telling you, that's why I should get the bus going.

2752
02:09:52,280 --> 02:09:53,200
That'd be fucking dope.

2753
02:09:53,200 --> 02:09:56,240
We could just park it in front of Casey's or park it anywhere.

2754
02:09:56,240 --> 02:09:58,120
Do the mobile podcast.

2755
02:09:58,120 --> 02:10:02,200
Say podcast guest wanted on the side.

2756
02:10:02,200 --> 02:10:05,320
Tyler, you've got to get me drunk if you want me to tell the library story.

2757
02:10:05,320 --> 02:10:07,240
Just tell the library story, bro.

2758
02:10:07,240 --> 02:10:09,120
It's so fucking funny.

2759
02:10:09,120 --> 02:10:11,080
You don't need to be drunk to tell it, bro.

2760
02:10:11,080 --> 02:10:11,920
Be a man.

2761
02:10:11,920 --> 02:10:12,440
Tell it.

2762
02:10:12,440 --> 02:10:14,440
We've all told stupid stories.

2763
02:10:14,440 --> 02:10:18,640
I told the fucking Anne Frank story, bro.

2764
02:10:18,640 --> 02:10:20,160
That's way worse.

2765
02:10:20,160 --> 02:10:21,520
I told the Oprah story.

2766
02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:23,520
Dude, we've all told these stories.

2767
02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:25,640
You've got to tell your one, bro.

2768
02:10:25,640 --> 02:10:28,680
Yeah, so I was, you know.

2769
02:10:28,680 --> 02:10:30,480
You don't have to, Casey.

2770
02:10:30,480 --> 02:10:32,000
No, come on, man.

2771
02:10:32,000 --> 02:10:33,000
I got a few tasks.

2772
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:33,520
There we go.

2773
02:10:33,520 --> 02:10:35,960
You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

2774
02:10:35,960 --> 02:10:37,240
But do it.

2775
02:10:37,240 --> 02:10:38,600
You should.

2776
02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:39,760
Yeah.

2777
02:10:39,760 --> 02:10:40,800
Shoulder angel.

2778
02:10:40,800 --> 02:10:41,520
Shoulder angel.

2779
02:10:41,520 --> 02:10:42,280
No, shoulder devil.

2780
02:10:42,280 --> 02:10:44,200
Shoulder angel.

2781
02:10:44,200 --> 02:10:45,840
No, it's not a big deal.

2782
02:10:45,840 --> 02:10:47,200
I was 16.

2783
02:10:47,200 --> 02:10:50,000
I was working in the library.

2784
02:10:50,000 --> 02:10:52,440
Putting the books away.

2785
02:10:52,440 --> 02:10:53,280
No big deal.

2786
02:10:53,280 --> 02:10:56,320
One day, I had this old lady that was my boss.

2787
02:10:56,320 --> 02:10:59,720
She goes, go up there into the fucking alcove area.

2788
02:10:59,720 --> 02:11:04,720
And there was a balcony around the fucking employee workroom

2789
02:11:04,720 --> 02:11:06,480
where all the librarians sat.

2790
02:11:06,480 --> 02:11:09,800
And there's this balcony around the fucking area they all sat.

2791
02:11:09,800 --> 02:11:11,240
But there's nobody in there that day,

2792
02:11:11,240 --> 02:11:12,680
because it was fucking Sunday.

2793
02:11:12,680 --> 02:11:14,920
She's like, go sort these fucking magazines

2794
02:11:14,920 --> 02:11:17,800
from the fucking 90s.

2795
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:19,400
They had all the old magazines.

2796
02:11:19,400 --> 02:11:21,280
You had to sort them and get rid of them.

2797
02:11:21,280 --> 02:11:23,640
I'm like, fuck, this is boring as shit.

2798
02:11:23,640 --> 02:11:25,280
And I'm looking through the magazines.

2799
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:28,880
And I think I opened up to People magazine or some shit.

2800
02:11:28,880 --> 02:11:30,600
And I forget who was on the cover.

2801
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:33,120
I was like, wow, might as well jerk off.

2802
02:11:33,120 --> 02:11:35,600
It's too easy.

2803
02:11:35,600 --> 02:11:38,960
So I just sat amongst all these old magazines.

2804
02:11:38,960 --> 02:11:41,760
It's just like, rubbed it out.

2805
02:11:41,760 --> 02:11:46,400
And it's still there to this day, I bet,

2806
02:11:46,400 --> 02:11:49,400
because nobody ever goes up there.

2807
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:52,240
Damn.

2808
02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:54,760
You got to do what you got to do.

2809
02:11:54,760 --> 02:11:56,960
How you're just like, you're doing something really boring,

2810
02:11:56,960 --> 02:11:58,800
and your fucking mind wanders.

2811
02:11:58,800 --> 02:11:59,300
Yeah.

2812
02:11:59,300 --> 02:12:00,400
All the time.

2813
02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:02,520
And then you just randomly get horny.

2814
02:12:02,520 --> 02:12:03,520
Yeah.

2815
02:12:03,520 --> 02:12:04,600
All the time.

2816
02:12:04,600 --> 02:12:09,120
It's like, well, I'm in a library, and no one can see me.

2817
02:12:09,120 --> 02:12:11,360
So a lot of people have this story

2818
02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:15,880
of jerking off in their school, their high school.

2819
02:12:15,880 --> 02:12:18,280
I never did that.

2820
02:12:18,280 --> 02:12:21,160
In actuality, I've never jerked off in my high school.

2821
02:12:21,160 --> 02:12:23,280
But a lot of people are like, bro, I jerked off

2822
02:12:23,280 --> 02:12:24,520
all the time in high school.

2823
02:12:24,520 --> 02:12:25,800
Oh my god.

2824
02:12:25,800 --> 02:12:28,240
Dude, there's this one story, though,

2825
02:12:28,240 --> 02:12:29,640
that wasn't me, but it was somebody

2826
02:12:29,640 --> 02:12:30,760
that I went to school with.

2827
02:12:30,760 --> 02:12:31,920
He was on my football team.

2828
02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:35,280
Before every single game, every single game,

2829
02:12:35,280 --> 02:12:36,280
he had to jerk off.

2830
02:12:36,280 --> 02:12:38,400
He had to jerk off, yeah.

2831
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:41,640
He's like, I can't play unless I jerk off.

2832
02:12:41,640 --> 02:12:42,520
I'm like, what the?

2833
02:12:42,520 --> 02:12:44,320
Dude, that sounds like the opposite of what you should do.

2834
02:12:44,320 --> 02:12:44,960
Yeah.

2835
02:12:44,960 --> 02:12:47,800
But he's like, he could get freaked out,

2836
02:12:47,800 --> 02:12:50,320
and jerking off would calm him down.

2837
02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:51,640
Well, yeah.

2838
02:12:51,640 --> 02:12:52,840
It kind of would.

2839
02:12:52,840 --> 02:12:54,720
So he's like, I jerked off on the field.

2840
02:12:54,720 --> 02:12:57,400
But he's like, I got to jerk off.

2841
02:12:57,400 --> 02:13:02,880
Like, he never told us that until somebody like, fuck it.

2842
02:13:02,880 --> 02:13:03,880
I'll tell the story.

2843
02:13:03,880 --> 02:13:08,360
He never said that until like, so he would just go away

2844
02:13:08,360 --> 02:13:10,280
when we were all doing stuff, because we'd

2845
02:13:10,280 --> 02:13:12,800
listen to music and shit while we were getting suited up.

2846
02:13:12,800 --> 02:13:15,240
And he just disappeared for fucking 15 minutes,

2847
02:13:15,240 --> 02:13:16,400
and then come back every single time.

2848
02:13:16,400 --> 02:13:18,160
So I'm like, where the fuck do you go?

2849
02:13:18,160 --> 02:13:19,920
He's like, I don't worry about it, man.

2850
02:13:19,920 --> 02:13:22,200
So some guy went to the bathroom,

2851
02:13:22,200 --> 02:13:24,400
and he opened the door, and he saw him jerking off.

2852
02:13:24,400 --> 02:13:26,320
He's like, what the fuck?

2853
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:29,800
And he's just like, bro, I have to do it before every game.

2854
02:13:29,800 --> 02:13:31,240
You got to do what you got to do.

2855
02:13:31,240 --> 02:13:32,160
Was he a good player?

2856
02:13:32,160 --> 02:13:32,840
Yeah.

2857
02:13:32,840 --> 02:13:34,080
Well, he knew what he was doing.

2858
02:13:34,080 --> 02:13:34,840
He was.

2859
02:13:34,840 --> 02:13:36,960
He had his formula down.

2860
02:13:36,960 --> 02:13:37,920
Yeah.

2861
02:13:37,920 --> 02:13:41,960
But there was one time that I was playing, and like, dude,

2862
02:13:41,960 --> 02:13:43,640
one of the cheerleaders on the other team

2863
02:13:43,640 --> 02:13:45,520
was fucking super hot.

2864
02:13:45,520 --> 02:13:47,440
Coach only lets me jerk off if I win.

2865
02:13:50,440 --> 02:13:53,240
But there's this one cheerleader on the other team's

2866
02:13:53,240 --> 02:13:55,240
sideline that looked really hot.

2867
02:13:55,240 --> 02:13:57,320
I glanced over at her.

2868
02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:01,120
And the schools that allow the cheerleaders

2869
02:14:01,120 --> 02:14:04,040
to have pretty slutty outfits, she

2870
02:14:04,040 --> 02:14:05,880
was wearing one of those ones.

2871
02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:08,080
And I was just like, oh, fuck.

2872
02:14:08,080 --> 02:14:11,160
She had massive tits, fucking hourglass body.

2873
02:14:11,160 --> 02:14:11,680
Jeez.

2874
02:14:11,680 --> 02:14:15,160
I'm like, wow.

2875
02:14:15,160 --> 02:14:17,520
I was like, my head got out of the game

2876
02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:19,400
looking at that for a fucking second.

2877
02:14:19,400 --> 02:14:22,560
And I realized I came back, and I had a fucking heart on.

2878
02:14:22,560 --> 02:14:24,800
So I'd flip it up in my fucking waistband

2879
02:14:24,800 --> 02:14:28,040
while I was fucking playing a football game.

2880
02:14:28,040 --> 02:14:30,360
It sucked.

2881
02:14:30,360 --> 02:14:34,160
And I'm like, I can't look at that sideline anymore.

2882
02:14:34,160 --> 02:14:37,080
Yeah, that's rough.

2883
02:14:37,080 --> 02:14:37,920
That's rough.

2884
02:14:37,920 --> 02:14:40,680
Did you ever get those boners at the worst times?

2885
02:14:40,680 --> 02:14:41,360
Oh, yeah.

2886
02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:42,520
Those suck.

2887
02:14:42,520 --> 02:14:44,680
When you're like, I got to do something right now.

2888
02:14:44,680 --> 02:14:46,240
And it's just like, I'm coming up now.

2889
02:14:46,240 --> 02:14:47,560
You're like, fucking stop.

2890
02:14:47,560 --> 02:14:48,160
Go down.

2891
02:14:48,160 --> 02:14:50,240
It's like, no, I'm here.

2892
02:14:50,240 --> 02:14:52,040
It's like, wiggle around.

2893
02:14:52,040 --> 02:14:53,360
Yeah, I'm here.

2894
02:14:53,360 --> 02:14:54,880
Yeah.

2895
02:14:54,880 --> 02:14:55,640
Oh, god.

2896
02:14:55,640 --> 02:14:59,320
Listener's going to be traumatized.

2897
02:14:59,320 --> 02:15:01,520
Did you guys ever have the school project one,

2898
02:15:01,520 --> 02:15:03,240
like when you were up talking in front of the class,

2899
02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:04,680
and you just get a fucking heart on?

2900
02:15:04,680 --> 02:15:06,840
No.

2901
02:15:06,840 --> 02:15:07,760
I never had that.

2902
02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:09,560
Because it usually makes you nervous.

2903
02:15:09,560 --> 02:15:11,880
Yeah, one of my friends did that.

2904
02:15:11,880 --> 02:15:14,840
But he did not do a good job at hiding it.

2905
02:15:14,840 --> 02:15:15,960
So he was just like.

2906
02:15:15,960 --> 02:15:16,840
Nervous boner.

2907
02:15:16,840 --> 02:15:17,840
Nervous boner.

2908
02:15:17,840 --> 02:15:19,880
He was like tucking it in his fucking waistband.

2909
02:15:19,880 --> 02:15:21,080
No, he didn't even do that.

2910
02:15:21,080 --> 02:15:23,280
You just see it.

2911
02:15:23,280 --> 02:15:26,760
When he turned, you could just see it.

2912
02:15:26,760 --> 02:15:28,160
Everybody's just like, oh, man.

2913
02:15:28,160 --> 02:15:29,480
That poor teacher.

2914
02:15:29,480 --> 02:15:31,880
Like, it wasn't like, nobody was just like, oh, ha ha.

2915
02:15:31,880 --> 02:15:32,520
He's got a boner.

2916
02:15:32,520 --> 02:15:34,520
Everybody's like, oh, man, that sucks.

2917
02:15:34,520 --> 02:15:37,200
Oh, dude, he's going to remember that for life.

2918
02:15:37,200 --> 02:15:41,040
Dude, but like everybody's like, oh, fuck, bro.

2919
02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:43,120
That sucks.

2920
02:15:43,120 --> 02:15:46,080
Dude, all right, I got another story.

2921
02:15:46,080 --> 02:15:48,520
All right.

2922
02:15:48,520 --> 02:15:51,960
So for the longest time, I like, I

2923
02:15:51,960 --> 02:15:54,200
was afraid to even like, could not figure out

2924
02:15:54,200 --> 02:15:55,840
why this happened, right?

2925
02:15:55,840 --> 02:16:00,360
And I was like afraid to even like, visit that thought, right?

2926
02:16:00,360 --> 02:16:03,240
But I was taking an Earth science regents

2927
02:16:03,240 --> 02:16:04,560
exam in like eighth grade.

2928
02:16:04,560 --> 02:16:05,040
Yeah.

2929
02:16:05,040 --> 02:16:05,800
Right?

2930
02:16:05,800 --> 02:16:10,760
And the teacher said, you have 30 seconds left.

2931
02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:13,000
And I had three long answer questions.

2932
02:16:13,000 --> 02:16:14,120
Oh, my god.

2933
02:16:14,120 --> 02:16:15,560
And my stomach sank.

2934
02:16:15,560 --> 02:16:18,080
And I got like so fucking scared.

2935
02:16:18,080 --> 02:16:19,960
You got like a minute to do each question.

2936
02:16:19,960 --> 02:16:21,240
Right, right.

2937
02:16:21,240 --> 02:16:25,040
So I had a spontaneous fucking nut in my pants.

2938
02:16:25,040 --> 02:16:25,800
Yes, dude.

2939
02:16:25,800 --> 02:16:27,640
It was like all these emotions hit me at once

2940
02:16:27,640 --> 02:16:32,400
and I fucking nutted in my pants for being nervous.

2941
02:16:32,400 --> 02:16:34,280
Casey, is this too much for the podcast?

2942
02:16:34,280 --> 02:16:35,280
No, no, no.

2943
02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:37,040
I just got to remember this, actually.

2944
02:16:37,040 --> 02:16:38,040
Did I tell this story?

2945
02:16:38,040 --> 02:16:39,360
I don't know if you did the podcast,

2946
02:16:39,360 --> 02:16:40,000
but I remember it.

2947
02:16:40,000 --> 02:16:40,800
No, you told it on the fire.

2948
02:16:40,800 --> 02:16:41,320
Oh, did I?

2949
02:16:41,320 --> 02:16:41,840
Yeah.

2950
02:16:41,840 --> 02:16:45,040
OK, so I go up to the front of the class

2951
02:16:45,040 --> 02:16:48,640
and I hand my paper in and like go right to the fucking bathroom

2952
02:16:48,640 --> 02:16:49,400
to clean my pants.

2953
02:16:49,400 --> 02:16:51,120
And like I thought for the longest time,

2954
02:16:51,120 --> 02:16:53,080
were you wearing like light pants too where you could see it?

2955
02:16:53,080 --> 02:16:54,040
Or were you wearing jeans?

2956
02:16:54,040 --> 02:16:55,200
Just jeans, yeah.

2957
02:16:55,200 --> 02:16:56,960
So I was like, I didn't even want

2958
02:16:56,960 --> 02:16:58,880
to think about like what the fuck happened there.

2959
02:16:58,880 --> 02:16:59,400
Right.

2960
02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:02,520
But then like recently, like maybe like a year ago,

2961
02:17:02,520 --> 02:17:05,440
I was looking, not even, probably like six months ago,

2962
02:17:05,440 --> 02:17:07,080
I was looking it up.

2963
02:17:07,080 --> 02:17:09,160
And man, that scarred you that much

2964
02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:10,760
that you're still thinking about it.

2965
02:17:10,760 --> 02:17:11,360
Yeah, dude.

2966
02:17:11,360 --> 02:17:14,280
I just like randomly nutted and had to go clean my pants.

2967
02:17:14,280 --> 02:17:16,400
Like have you ever been so scared you nut?

2968
02:17:16,400 --> 02:17:16,920
No.

2969
02:17:16,920 --> 02:17:17,720
Oh my god.

2970
02:17:17,720 --> 02:17:18,200
Fucked up.

2971
02:17:18,200 --> 02:17:19,920
There's something fucking weird about me

2972
02:17:19,920 --> 02:17:23,160
that I just get scared nut like a fucking like a.

2973
02:17:23,160 --> 02:17:25,240
It's the last thing I want to do when I get scared.

2974
02:17:25,240 --> 02:17:26,360
Fucking what are those called?

2975
02:17:26,360 --> 02:17:27,400
Octopus is ink.

2976
02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:28,040
Yeah.

2977
02:17:28,040 --> 02:17:28,560
That's like.

2978
02:17:28,560 --> 02:17:31,000
Oh, you made me ink.

2979
02:17:31,000 --> 02:17:34,440
So anyway, I looked it up and I found this Reddit

2980
02:17:34,440 --> 02:17:36,160
where people were like, yeah, man, I

2981
02:17:36,160 --> 02:17:38,400
was taking a fucking test in school.

2982
02:17:38,400 --> 02:17:40,520
And the teacher came around and told us

2983
02:17:40,520 --> 02:17:42,600
that we only had a couple of minutes left

2984
02:17:42,600 --> 02:17:43,960
and I fucking nutted in my pants.

2985
02:17:43,960 --> 02:17:46,000
Imagine if Ali Mac had that.

2986
02:17:46,000 --> 02:17:49,080
Who wants to be a millionaire?

2987
02:17:49,080 --> 02:17:50,680
Spontaneous nut syndrome.

2988
02:17:50,680 --> 02:17:53,800
There was like three people that said, yeah, I was like,

2989
02:17:53,800 --> 02:17:55,600
one person from England chimed in.

2990
02:17:55,600 --> 02:17:57,840
And they're like, yeah, we were taking like a fucking

2991
02:17:57,840 --> 02:17:59,000
make or break test.

2992
02:17:59,000 --> 02:18:01,120
And the teacher told us she was coming around

2993
02:18:01,120 --> 02:18:03,320
to collect the papers and I fucking had an orgasm.

2994
02:18:03,320 --> 02:18:04,480
And then this one girl chimed in.

2995
02:18:04,480 --> 02:18:06,040
She's like the same thing with me.

2996
02:18:06,040 --> 02:18:07,680
And she's like, it was humiliating.

2997
02:18:07,680 --> 02:18:09,400
She goes, I wish it would happen more.

2998
02:18:09,400 --> 02:18:11,400
Girl.

2999
02:18:11,400 --> 02:18:13,760
Did you ever have like those fucking teachers

3000
02:18:13,760 --> 02:18:16,200
that like you're just like, oh my fucking god,

3001
02:18:16,200 --> 02:18:17,280
you should be a porn star.

3002
02:18:17,280 --> 02:18:18,400
Yes, we had one.

3003
02:18:18,400 --> 02:18:21,720
Dude, we had one and she'd wear fucking high heels

3004
02:18:21,720 --> 02:18:23,320
with fucking stockings.

3005
02:18:23,320 --> 02:18:24,160
Stop.

3006
02:18:24,160 --> 02:18:25,840
Every single fucking stocking.

3007
02:18:25,840 --> 02:18:26,680
Cut that out right now.

3008
02:18:26,680 --> 02:18:27,520
I'm gonna have to go find a blanket.

3009
02:18:27,520 --> 02:18:29,240
I'm gonna have to edit this out.

3010
02:18:29,240 --> 02:18:32,320
I'm gonna go find one of Casey's blankets upstairs.

3011
02:18:32,320 --> 02:18:35,000
Dude, but she wears high heels, stockings.

3012
02:18:35,000 --> 02:18:36,200
That's gonna spontaneously.

3013
02:18:36,200 --> 02:18:39,840
Like a nice pencil skirt.

3014
02:18:39,840 --> 02:18:41,640
And she'd wear like a dress shirt that like,

3015
02:18:41,640 --> 02:18:43,800
let her like, showed a little bit of cleavage.

3016
02:18:43,800 --> 02:18:46,280
And she had those fucking like teacher glasses.

3017
02:18:46,280 --> 02:18:48,320
And she had like the tied up hair with like the thing

3018
02:18:48,320 --> 02:18:49,200
through it.

3019
02:18:49,200 --> 02:18:51,280
And I was just like, oh my fucking god,

3020
02:18:51,280 --> 02:18:52,520
you are a porn star.

3021
02:18:52,520 --> 02:18:53,880
God bless.

3022
02:18:53,880 --> 02:18:55,560
I was like, holy shit.

3023
02:18:55,560 --> 02:18:59,320
Like, you know, you see women when you're growing up

3024
02:18:59,320 --> 02:19:02,240
and like, I think just like the women around you

3025
02:19:02,240 --> 02:19:04,680
and like the women that you see kind of just like influence

3026
02:19:04,680 --> 02:19:07,800
like your sexual preference as you get older.

3027
02:19:07,800 --> 02:19:12,120
And like, I just got a thing for like dominating milfs

3028
02:19:12,120 --> 02:19:15,120
with like fucking like, you know, like business attire on.

3029
02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:16,720
Dude, dude, that used to be,

3030
02:19:17,720 --> 02:19:20,600
basically what you just said used to be my Tumblr.

3031
02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:21,480
You remember Tumblr?

3032
02:19:21,480 --> 02:19:22,520
Yeah. When it was a thing?

3033
02:19:22,520 --> 02:19:26,640
Yeah. Like, dude, that was like women in business attire.

3034
02:19:26,640 --> 02:19:29,720
That was just, oh, god bless.

3035
02:19:29,720 --> 02:19:33,240
Like the whole thing with like the stepping on you

3036
02:19:33,240 --> 02:19:34,080
with high heels.

3037
02:19:34,080 --> 02:19:36,960
I'm like, that's a little nuts, but I'm like, listen.

3038
02:19:39,080 --> 02:19:41,120
Yeah, there's something about it.

3039
02:19:41,120 --> 02:19:43,960
The one hot teacher in our school ended up like

3040
02:19:43,960 --> 02:19:45,880
supposedly banging one of the students.

3041
02:19:45,880 --> 02:19:46,720
Supposedly.

3042
02:19:46,720 --> 02:19:47,560
Yeah.

3043
02:19:47,560 --> 02:19:50,200
It's like, you fucking, you fucking,

3044
02:19:50,200 --> 02:19:52,960
no, fuck that guy, cause he was a prick.

3045
02:19:52,960 --> 02:19:56,640
So it was like, you fucking, I think he was like,

3046
02:19:56,640 --> 02:19:58,120
like right on the edge.

3047
02:19:58,120 --> 02:20:01,360
He was like 18, but she just took off after that.

3048
02:20:01,360 --> 02:20:03,160
She left, she went to a different state.

3049
02:20:03,160 --> 02:20:06,160
You see that soft park episode where like the fucking kids

3050
02:20:06,160 --> 02:20:09,280
fucked the teacher and they're all like, nice.

3051
02:20:09,280 --> 02:20:10,600
Cause it's like a, it's all good.

3052
02:20:10,600 --> 02:20:11,440
Felt teacher.

3053
02:20:11,440 --> 02:20:12,280
Fuck.

3054
02:20:12,280 --> 02:20:15,440
I mean, fucking damn it.

3055
02:20:15,440 --> 02:20:18,520
Every fucking time we're in the middle of something,

3056
02:20:18,520 --> 02:20:20,000
you do this bullshit.

3057
02:20:20,000 --> 02:20:20,840
My bad.

3058
02:20:22,840 --> 02:20:23,680
Christ.

3059
02:20:24,520 --> 02:20:26,360
What the fuck, man.

3060
02:20:26,360 --> 02:20:27,760
I don't think we have an echo.

3061
02:20:27,760 --> 02:20:28,720
I think we're good.

3062
02:20:28,720 --> 02:20:29,560
Yeah, we're good.

3063
02:20:29,560 --> 02:20:30,880
Test one, two, test, test.

3064
02:20:30,880 --> 02:20:33,440
That's like the joke is like when it's like a female teacher,

3065
02:20:33,440 --> 02:20:35,120
like everybody thinks it's okay.

3066
02:20:35,120 --> 02:20:36,480
Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

3067
02:20:36,480 --> 02:20:37,680
It's not okay though.

3068
02:20:37,680 --> 02:20:38,520
It really is.

3069
02:20:38,520 --> 02:20:39,360
It's fucking awesome.

3070
02:20:39,360 --> 02:20:40,200
Exactly.

3071
02:20:40,200 --> 02:20:43,000
You think it'd be cool, but also like,

3072
02:20:43,000 --> 02:20:45,120
you can't do a double standard like that.

3073
02:20:45,120 --> 02:20:45,960
Like.

3074
02:20:45,960 --> 02:20:47,480
Yeah, you can.

3075
02:20:47,480 --> 02:20:49,600
You know how many girls I talk to, they're like,

3076
02:20:49,600 --> 02:20:51,800
oh my God, Mr. So and So, I.

3077
02:20:54,600 --> 02:20:58,200
Mr. So and So, like I've had girls tell me that like,

3078
02:20:58,200 --> 02:21:00,240
they're like, Mr. So and So,

3079
02:21:00,240 --> 02:21:02,440
I just have dreams about him fucking me.

3080
02:21:02,440 --> 02:21:04,200
Just railing the fuck out of me.

3081
02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:05,960
I'm like, what the fuck?

3082
02:21:07,960 --> 02:21:08,800
Like.

3083
02:21:08,800 --> 02:21:09,640
Like teacher?

3084
02:21:09,640 --> 02:21:10,480
Yeah.

3085
02:21:10,480 --> 02:21:11,960
But like when a girl says it, you're just like,

3086
02:21:11,960 --> 02:21:12,800
what the fuck?

3087
02:21:12,800 --> 02:21:15,600
Like when a guy does it, he was like, yeah bro, I got you.

3088
02:21:15,600 --> 02:21:17,720
Like it's so fucking, like there's such a weird

3089
02:21:17,720 --> 02:21:19,160
double standard to it.

3090
02:21:19,160 --> 02:21:20,960
I'm not saying either is okay.

3091
02:21:20,960 --> 02:21:22,440
I'm saying both are bad.

3092
02:21:22,440 --> 02:21:24,200
But like when you hear a dude being this like,

3093
02:21:24,200 --> 02:21:26,440
yo, I had a dream where I fucked Miss So and So,

3094
02:21:26,440 --> 02:21:29,240
and they're like, oh, that probably was fucking awesome.

3095
02:21:29,240 --> 02:21:30,320
But like when you hear a girl being like,

3096
02:21:30,320 --> 02:21:32,200
I had a dream where he really missed her,

3097
02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:33,920
So and So railed the fuck out of me.

3098
02:21:33,920 --> 02:21:36,080
And you're just like, what the fuck's wrong with you?

3099
02:21:36,080 --> 02:21:38,520
Like chill out.

3100
02:21:38,520 --> 02:21:41,760
Dude, it's like, I think, I think we do have an echo.

3101
02:21:41,760 --> 02:21:42,600
Buzzing.

3102
02:21:44,040 --> 02:21:45,920
Dude, I just fucking, I was in the middle

3103
02:21:45,920 --> 02:21:47,920
of fucking something the other day.

3104
02:21:47,920 --> 02:21:50,200
I was like at work, I was doing a chart.

3105
02:21:50,200 --> 02:21:54,760
And then like just in my brain, I just thought of Sheldon

3106
02:21:54,760 --> 02:21:57,280
from fucking Big Bang Theory having a seizure

3107
02:21:57,280 --> 02:21:58,880
and just going, buzing.

3108
02:22:00,000 --> 02:22:02,840
As he's fucking shaking and see like foaming out my mouth.

3109
02:22:02,840 --> 02:22:04,960
And I fucking almost fucking fell on the floor

3110
02:22:04,960 --> 02:22:06,800
cause laughing so hard.

3111
02:22:06,800 --> 02:22:10,000
I've never, I mean, I've had thoughts that make me laugh,

3112
02:22:10,000 --> 02:22:13,240
but I've never had a thought that was so funny.

3113
02:22:13,240 --> 02:22:14,920
Dude, like, but like, I was just like in the middle

3114
02:22:14,920 --> 02:22:16,600
of a chart, like I was just like,

3115
02:22:16,600 --> 02:22:18,360
patient, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

3116
02:22:18,360 --> 02:22:20,200
A weird thing to think about.

3117
02:22:20,200 --> 02:22:22,120
No, it's just like, like the thing that made it so funny

3118
02:22:22,120 --> 02:22:24,160
is that it just came out of fucking nowhere.

3119
02:22:24,160 --> 02:22:27,440
Like I was just like, patient, fucking had bladder infection

3120
02:22:27,440 --> 02:22:31,240
or something, it was day, it was triage to something.

3121
02:22:31,240 --> 02:22:33,840
And I'm like, well, and I just see, buzing.

3122
02:22:33,840 --> 02:22:35,840
I'm like, what the fuck?

3123
02:22:35,840 --> 02:22:38,040
How much caffeine did you have?

3124
02:22:38,040 --> 02:22:40,080
Nothing, I was just completely.

3125
02:22:40,080 --> 02:22:41,840
How much B12 did you snort?

3126
02:22:41,840 --> 02:22:46,840
Yeah, that sounds like an intrusive thought, Tyler.

3127
02:22:48,840 --> 02:22:50,440
That was so fucking funny though.

3128
02:22:50,440 --> 02:22:52,240
Like I just suck it, like just see.

3129
02:22:53,120 --> 02:22:57,640
Last time on the podcast, Tyler hustled everyone.

3130
02:23:00,040 --> 02:23:01,480
Oh, what was that?

3131
02:23:01,480 --> 02:23:02,320
Jeopardy?

3132
02:23:02,320 --> 02:23:03,160
Yeah, that was a funny one.

3133
02:23:03,160 --> 02:23:04,480
Yeah, that was bullshit.

3134
02:23:04,480 --> 02:23:06,160
That was not bullshit.

3135
02:23:06,160 --> 02:23:07,800
That was a horse shit.

3136
02:23:07,800 --> 02:23:08,640
Well, good, good,

3137
02:23:08,640 --> 02:23:10,360
cause I got your rematch for you right here.

3138
02:23:10,360 --> 02:23:11,200
God damn.

3139
02:23:11,200 --> 02:23:13,240
Am I in the lead for wins?

3140
02:23:13,240 --> 02:23:14,080
I don't know.

3141
02:23:14,080 --> 02:23:15,560
Are we gonna do this right now?

3142
02:23:15,560 --> 02:23:16,400
What time is it?

3143
02:23:18,200 --> 02:23:19,040
You gotta go?

3144
02:23:21,040 --> 02:23:22,680
How long is it gonna be?

3145
02:23:22,680 --> 02:23:24,800
It's normally like 10, 15 minutes.

3146
02:23:24,800 --> 02:23:25,880
All right, we'll make it quick.

3147
02:23:25,880 --> 02:23:26,720
Yeah.

3148
02:23:26,720 --> 02:23:27,560
All right.

3149
02:23:28,600 --> 02:23:30,520
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

3150
02:23:30,520 --> 02:23:32,840
I'm here with your returning champ, Tyler.

3151
02:23:32,840 --> 02:23:34,280
How many times has that been?

3152
02:23:35,520 --> 02:23:36,800
A lot.

3153
02:23:36,800 --> 02:23:37,640
Five times.

3154
02:23:37,640 --> 02:23:39,840
Am I the leader?

3155
02:23:39,840 --> 02:23:41,880
Dan's back, he's got three wins.

3156
02:23:42,720 --> 02:23:43,560
Fuck yeah.

3157
02:23:44,760 --> 02:23:45,760
I'm at zero.

3158
02:23:45,760 --> 02:23:46,680
You're the leader.

3159
02:23:48,160 --> 02:23:49,000
The champ leader.

3160
02:23:51,960 --> 02:23:53,560
Dan, did you study up for this?

3161
02:23:53,560 --> 02:23:54,400
No.

3162
02:23:59,760 --> 02:24:01,080
Yeah.

3163
02:24:01,080 --> 02:24:05,600
So fucking categories today.

3164
02:24:09,120 --> 02:24:11,680
All right, we got TV show hosts,

3165
02:24:11,680 --> 02:24:16,520
horror films, robots, Seinfeld,

3166
02:24:16,520 --> 02:24:19,840
cities of the world and potent potables.

3167
02:24:19,840 --> 02:24:20,680
Or not.

3168
02:24:20,680 --> 02:24:22,800
I'm sorry, potent potables,

3169
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:24,440
which is now about plants.

3170
02:24:27,440 --> 02:24:28,800
Tyler's returning champ.

3171
02:24:28,800 --> 02:24:30,080
I think I did it right.

3172
02:24:30,080 --> 02:24:31,160
What?

3173
02:24:31,160 --> 02:24:33,480
Tyler's back.

3174
02:24:33,480 --> 02:24:36,480
All right, we'll make this a lightning.

3175
02:24:37,520 --> 02:24:38,360
What was the category?

3176
02:24:38,360 --> 02:24:40,040
The lightning round.

3177
02:24:40,040 --> 02:24:43,600
TV show hosts, horror films, robots,

3178
02:24:43,600 --> 02:24:47,280
Seinfeld, cities of the world and potent potables.

3179
02:24:50,560 --> 02:24:51,960
For 200.

3180
02:24:51,960 --> 02:24:54,200
Who is the TV show host?

3181
02:24:54,200 --> 02:24:55,320
Deal or no deal?

3182
02:24:55,320 --> 02:24:56,360
What is Howie Mandel?

3183
02:24:56,360 --> 02:24:57,240
God damn it.

3184
02:24:57,240 --> 02:24:58,800
Oh, that's correct.

3185
02:24:58,800 --> 02:24:59,640
That's...

3186
02:25:00,960 --> 02:25:02,440
Only TV hosts again.

3187
02:25:02,440 --> 02:25:04,960
Oh, there's Tyler in there.

3188
02:25:04,960 --> 02:25:05,800
God damn right.

3189
02:25:08,200 --> 02:25:10,160
TV hosts for 400.

3190
02:25:10,160 --> 02:25:11,360
Let's make a deal.

3191
02:25:14,040 --> 02:25:15,840
I thought it was Howie Mandel too.

3192
02:25:17,200 --> 02:25:18,040
Let's make a deal.

3193
02:25:18,040 --> 02:25:18,880
Oh, deal or no deal.

3194
02:25:18,880 --> 02:25:19,720
That's what I thought.

3195
02:25:19,720 --> 02:25:21,520
Can you give me that stuff right there?

3196
02:25:21,520 --> 02:25:22,840
Let's make a deal, anyone?

3197
02:25:24,120 --> 02:25:25,480
That'd be Wayne Brady.

3198
02:25:25,480 --> 02:25:27,440
Yeah.

3199
02:25:27,440 --> 02:25:28,280
Tyler's back.

3200
02:25:30,760 --> 02:25:32,240
Whose line is it anyway?

3201
02:25:32,240 --> 02:25:33,080
What is...

3202
02:25:33,080 --> 02:25:33,920
Drew Carey.

3203
02:25:33,920 --> 02:25:34,760
Oh.

3204
02:25:34,760 --> 02:25:35,880
Who is Drew Carey?

3205
02:25:35,880 --> 02:25:36,720
That's correct.

3206
02:25:36,720 --> 02:25:37,560
I got one.

3207
02:25:37,560 --> 02:25:41,440
I got one in the last fucking year.

3208
02:25:41,440 --> 02:25:42,280
God damn.

3209
02:25:43,080 --> 02:25:43,920
Dan Spick.

3210
02:25:43,920 --> 02:25:44,760
They show so...

3211
02:25:44,760 --> 02:25:45,600
Potables.

3212
02:25:45,600 --> 02:25:46,440
So sucks.

3213
02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:50,600
Potable actually.

3214
02:25:50,600 --> 02:25:53,640
This plant is used to help soothe sunburns.

3215
02:25:53,640 --> 02:25:55,040
What is aloe vera?

3216
02:25:55,040 --> 02:25:55,880
Oh.

3217
02:25:55,880 --> 02:25:56,720
Wow.

3218
02:25:56,720 --> 02:25:58,760
That was really good.

3219
02:25:58,760 --> 02:25:59,600
Why was that really good?

3220
02:25:59,600 --> 02:26:01,560
I don't know, that was quick.

3221
02:26:01,560 --> 02:26:02,520
This kid is just...

3222
02:26:02,520 --> 02:26:03,360
Tyler's good.

3223
02:26:03,360 --> 02:26:04,320
He's a savant.

3224
02:26:04,320 --> 02:26:06,520
What is the TV hosts?

3225
02:26:07,560 --> 02:26:08,400
800.

3226
02:26:09,480 --> 02:26:11,240
Oh, that's a daily double.

3227
02:26:14,240 --> 02:26:15,400
Only 100?

3228
02:26:15,400 --> 02:26:17,200
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

3229
02:26:17,200 --> 02:26:19,480
What is Jeff Foxworthy?

3230
02:26:19,480 --> 02:26:20,320
Wow.

3231
02:26:20,320 --> 02:26:21,140
Oh, that's correct.

3232
02:26:23,800 --> 02:26:24,640
Yes.

3233
02:26:24,640 --> 02:26:25,920
Tyler Spick.

3234
02:26:25,920 --> 02:26:26,840
Let's finish out.

3235
02:26:30,040 --> 02:26:30,920
4,000.

3236
02:26:30,920 --> 02:26:31,880
Fear factor.

3237
02:26:31,880 --> 02:26:32,720
What is Joe Rogan?

3238
02:26:32,720 --> 02:26:33,560
Who's Joe Rogan?

3239
02:26:33,560 --> 02:26:34,400
God damn it.

3240
02:26:36,280 --> 02:26:37,560
I think Tyler got that one.

3241
02:26:37,560 --> 02:26:38,760
God damn right, I did.

3242
02:26:40,120 --> 02:26:40,960
Tyler Spick.

3243
02:26:41,960 --> 02:26:44,920
Got horror films, robots, Seinfeld.

3244
02:26:44,920 --> 02:26:46,800
Horror films.

3245
02:26:46,800 --> 02:26:50,920
A little girl gets sucked into a TV in this 1982 film.

3246
02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:52,720
What is Boltergeist?

3247
02:26:52,720 --> 02:26:53,960
Oh.

3248
02:26:53,960 --> 02:26:55,240
Oh, fuck would I know that.

3249
02:26:57,520 --> 02:26:58,880
All right, Tyler Spick.

3250
02:26:58,880 --> 02:26:59,720
Horror films.

3251
02:26:59,720 --> 02:27:00,600
Horror films.

3252
02:27:00,600 --> 02:27:02,440
The Losers Club is a group in this horror film.

3253
02:27:02,440 --> 02:27:03,280
What is It?

3254
02:27:03,280 --> 02:27:04,120
Ooh.

3255
02:27:05,080 --> 02:27:06,160
I'm not gonna get any of these

3256
02:27:06,160 --> 02:27:08,640
because I don't watch horror movies.

3257
02:27:08,640 --> 02:27:09,480
Tyler Spick.

3258
02:27:09,480 --> 02:27:10,320
Horror movies.

3259
02:27:10,320 --> 02:27:11,160
Horror movies.

3260
02:27:11,160 --> 02:27:13,920
This horror film starred Justin Long and Johnny Depp.

3261
02:27:13,920 --> 02:27:15,040
What is...

3262
02:27:16,280 --> 02:27:17,720
What is...

3263
02:27:17,720 --> 02:27:19,320
Fucking...

3264
02:27:19,320 --> 02:27:20,320
God damn it.

3265
02:27:20,320 --> 02:27:21,800
Sweetie Todd?

3266
02:27:21,800 --> 02:27:22,640
No.

3267
02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:25,160
That's Tusk.

3268
02:27:25,160 --> 02:27:27,000
Oh yeah.

3269
02:27:29,000 --> 02:27:30,040
Horror movies.

3270
02:27:31,400 --> 02:27:32,920
Or movies again.

3271
02:27:34,920 --> 02:27:36,280
Yeah, 1700.

3272
02:27:36,280 --> 02:27:37,120
102.

3273
02:27:38,000 --> 02:27:38,840
200?

3274
02:27:39,760 --> 02:27:42,840
The demon's name in this horror film is Beguul.

3275
02:27:43,840 --> 02:27:45,840
Oh fuck, I don't know this.

3276
02:27:48,440 --> 02:27:50,600
I'll just, I'll say Insidious.

3277
02:27:50,600 --> 02:27:52,680
Just to throw an answer out there.

3278
02:27:55,440 --> 02:27:56,400
No.

3279
02:27:56,400 --> 02:27:57,880
It's Sinister.

3280
02:27:58,840 --> 02:28:00,480
Yeah, close enough.

3281
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:01,320
Sinister, bro.

3282
02:28:02,640 --> 02:28:03,480
Next.

3283
02:28:04,720 --> 02:28:05,560
Horror movies?

3284
02:28:05,560 --> 02:28:06,400
Yes.

3285
02:28:06,400 --> 02:28:07,240
2000.

3286
02:28:07,240 --> 02:28:09,600
The real conjuring house is in this state.

3287
02:28:09,600 --> 02:28:10,720
What is Connecticut?

3288
02:28:11,680 --> 02:28:12,640
Oh, no.

3289
02:28:12,640 --> 02:28:13,920
What is New York?

3290
02:28:13,920 --> 02:28:15,360
What is Massachusetts?

3291
02:28:15,360 --> 02:28:16,800
What is Rhode Island?

3292
02:28:16,800 --> 02:28:17,640
Rhode Island.

3293
02:28:17,640 --> 02:28:18,480
Oh, oh!

3294
02:28:18,480 --> 02:28:23,040
You were just fucking, you were railing off East Coast states.

3295
02:28:25,040 --> 02:28:26,280
Dance pick.

3296
02:28:26,280 --> 02:28:27,280
Potent potables.

3297
02:28:28,240 --> 02:28:29,920
Potent potables?

3298
02:28:29,920 --> 02:28:30,760
Potables.

3299
02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:32,560
This carnivorous plant commonly eats...

3300
02:28:32,560 --> 02:28:34,400
What is a Venus flytrap?

3301
02:28:34,400 --> 02:28:36,800
So Venus flytraps, that's correct.

3302
02:28:36,800 --> 02:28:37,640
Yes.

3303
02:28:39,600 --> 02:28:41,440
Potent potables for six.

3304
02:28:41,440 --> 02:28:43,720
These kind of trees that drop acorns.

3305
02:28:43,720 --> 02:28:45,120
What are oak trees?

3306
02:28:45,120 --> 02:28:45,960
Right.

3307
02:28:45,960 --> 02:28:46,800
Dance pick.

3308
02:28:46,800 --> 02:28:47,640
Dance pick.

3309
02:28:47,640 --> 02:28:48,480
Dance pick.

3310
02:28:48,480 --> 02:28:49,320
Dance pick.

3311
02:28:49,320 --> 02:28:50,160
Dance pick.

3312
02:28:50,160 --> 02:28:51,480
I got three right.

3313
02:28:52,880 --> 02:28:53,720
Dance pick.

3314
02:28:53,720 --> 02:28:54,560
Dance pick.

3315
02:28:54,560 --> 02:28:55,760
No, I'm not.

3316
02:28:55,760 --> 02:28:58,200
Yeah, you are because you fucking got the higher level question.

3317
02:28:58,200 --> 02:28:59,040
Yeah.

3318
02:28:59,040 --> 02:29:00,200
Get the fuck out of here.

3319
02:29:01,400 --> 02:29:02,320
Dance pick.

3320
02:29:02,320 --> 02:29:03,320
Potent potables.

3321
02:29:04,440 --> 02:29:05,240
Potables.

3322
02:29:05,240 --> 02:29:06,320
Potables.

3323
02:29:06,320 --> 02:29:10,640
This plant has flowers, but no leaves and stores water inside.

3324
02:29:10,640 --> 02:29:12,120
Stores water inside?

3325
02:29:13,840 --> 02:29:14,880
Has flowers?

3326
02:29:14,880 --> 02:29:15,720
No.

3327
02:29:15,720 --> 02:29:16,640
What is a rose?

3328
02:29:19,320 --> 02:29:20,560
What is a sunflower?

3329
02:29:20,560 --> 02:29:21,400
No.

3330
02:29:23,000 --> 02:29:24,560
What is a cactus?

3331
02:29:24,560 --> 02:29:25,400
Oh.

3332
02:29:25,400 --> 02:29:27,400
That's not a flower.

3333
02:29:27,400 --> 02:29:28,960
Cactuses have flowers.

3334
02:29:28,960 --> 02:29:30,560
I should have known that.

3335
02:29:30,560 --> 02:29:31,400
Whatever.

3336
02:29:32,240 --> 02:29:33,080
Dance pick.

3337
02:29:33,080 --> 02:29:33,920
I was, yeah.

3338
02:29:33,920 --> 02:29:36,600
Uh, let's pot and pot.

3339
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:37,440
Potables.

3340
02:29:37,440 --> 02:29:38,280
Yeah.

3341
02:29:38,280 --> 02:29:39,680
This ocean plant is used in rolling sushi.

3342
02:29:39,680 --> 02:29:41,880
What is seaweed?

3343
02:29:41,880 --> 02:29:42,720
How'd you know that?

3344
02:29:42,720 --> 02:29:45,360
Because it's an ocean plant, there's not many of them.

3345
02:29:45,360 --> 02:29:46,720
Seaweed.

3346
02:29:46,720 --> 02:29:47,800
All right, dance pick.

3347
02:29:47,800 --> 02:29:50,840
You got Seinfeld, robots and cities of the world.

3348
02:29:50,840 --> 02:29:51,680
Seinfeld.

3349
02:29:53,440 --> 02:29:54,280
200.

3350
02:29:54,280 --> 02:29:55,880
Kramer's first name.

3351
02:29:55,880 --> 02:29:56,800
Cosmo.

3352
02:29:56,800 --> 02:29:57,640
What is Cosmo?

3353
02:29:57,640 --> 02:29:58,480
Who is Cosmo?

3354
02:29:58,480 --> 02:29:59,320
Oh.

3355
02:29:59,320 --> 02:30:01,160
Mm, mm, mm, mm.

3356
02:30:01,160 --> 02:30:02,800
That's dance pick.

3357
02:30:02,800 --> 02:30:03,760
Seinfeld.

3358
02:30:03,760 --> 02:30:04,800
For 400.

3359
02:30:04,800 --> 02:30:07,200
This Breaking Bad actor appeared in Seinfeld.

3360
02:30:08,200 --> 02:30:10,960
Oh, shit.

3361
02:30:10,960 --> 02:30:12,320
Hold on.

3362
02:30:12,320 --> 02:30:13,560
What is Brent Krasner?

3363
02:30:13,560 --> 02:30:15,640
Oh, close, but no cigar.

3364
02:30:17,640 --> 02:30:18,480
What'd you say?

3365
02:30:18,480 --> 02:30:19,800
Brent Krasner?

3366
02:30:19,800 --> 02:30:21,920
That's like close, but no.

3367
02:30:21,920 --> 02:30:23,240
Brian Cranston.

3368
02:30:23,240 --> 02:30:24,080
That's correct.

3369
02:30:24,080 --> 02:30:29,080
You fucking motherfucking AIDS motherfucking blanket ass fuck.

3370
02:30:30,240 --> 02:30:32,960
I'm gonna fucking kill you in your sleep.

3371
02:30:32,960 --> 02:30:36,240
I'm gonna find you when you sleep and cut your throat.

3372
02:30:36,240 --> 02:30:38,240
We're running halfway done.

3373
02:30:38,240 --> 02:30:40,640
No, we're over halfway done.

3374
02:30:40,640 --> 02:30:41,480
Dance pick.

3375
02:30:41,480 --> 02:30:42,320
Seinfeld.

3376
02:30:42,320 --> 02:30:44,920
The main characters leave Manhattan and go here

3377
02:30:44,920 --> 02:30:46,240
at the end of the series.

3378
02:30:46,240 --> 02:30:48,840
Ah, they go to Michigan.

3379
02:30:48,840 --> 02:30:49,680
Michigan.

3380
02:30:49,680 --> 02:30:50,520
What is Michigan?

3381
02:30:50,520 --> 02:30:52,320
What is Philadelphia?

3382
02:30:52,320 --> 02:30:54,320
Wait, hold on a sec.

3383
02:30:54,320 --> 02:30:55,160
It's not a city.

3384
02:30:56,680 --> 02:30:57,520
They go to jail.

3385
02:30:57,520 --> 02:30:58,360
Yeah.

3386
02:30:58,360 --> 02:30:59,360
They go to jail.

3387
02:30:59,360 --> 02:31:00,200
Oh.

3388
02:31:00,200 --> 02:31:02,240
So they leave Manhattan and go here.

3389
02:31:02,240 --> 02:31:03,080
Yeah.

3390
02:31:03,080 --> 02:31:03,920
That doesn't count.

3391
02:31:03,920 --> 02:31:05,760
But that doesn't, that's fine.

3392
02:31:05,760 --> 02:31:06,600
That's a bad joke.

3393
02:31:06,600 --> 02:31:07,440
That's a bad joke.

3394
02:31:07,440 --> 02:31:08,280
That's a bad joke.

3395
02:31:08,280 --> 02:31:09,120
That's a bad joke.

3396
02:31:09,120 --> 02:31:09,960
That's a bad joke.

3397
02:31:09,960 --> 02:31:10,800
That's a bad joke.

3398
02:31:10,800 --> 02:31:13,040
That's fine. That's a bad question.

3399
02:31:13,040 --> 02:31:14,960
No, that's a great question because I got it right.

3400
02:31:14,960 --> 02:31:17,560
But the way it was worded was misleading.

3401
02:31:17,560 --> 02:31:20,000
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying.

3402
02:31:20,000 --> 02:31:20,840
Dance pick.

3403
02:31:20,840 --> 02:31:21,680
Seinfeld?

3404
02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:22,520
Seinfeld.

3405
02:31:22,520 --> 02:31:25,280
Jordan's fiancee soon dies after licking poison

3406
02:31:25,280 --> 02:31:26,120
off of the-

3407
02:31:26,120 --> 02:31:27,360
Stamvelopes.

3408
02:31:27,360 --> 02:31:28,200
Envelopes.

3409
02:31:28,200 --> 02:31:29,560
Oh, fuck!

3410
02:31:29,560 --> 02:31:30,400
Fuck!

3411
02:31:30,400 --> 02:31:32,040
I love that one!

3412
02:31:32,040 --> 02:31:33,760
I said stamps, goddammit.

3413
02:31:33,760 --> 02:31:34,600
You said stamps.

3414
02:31:34,600 --> 02:31:38,480
I'll do the Daily Double.

3415
02:31:38,480 --> 02:31:39,320
The Daily Double?

3416
02:31:39,320 --> 02:31:42,920
No, we'll do, finish out Seinfeld.

3417
02:31:44,040 --> 02:31:47,680
Frank Costanza's holiday festivus is on what date?

3418
02:31:47,680 --> 02:31:50,320
What is, yeah, the 26th of December.

3419
02:31:51,280 --> 02:31:52,120
Oh.

3420
02:31:52,120 --> 02:31:54,440
Wait, why, I didn't hear the question.

3421
02:31:54,440 --> 02:31:58,240
George, Frank Costanza's holiday festivus is on what date?

3422
02:31:58,240 --> 02:31:59,280
What is Christmas?

3423
02:31:59,280 --> 02:32:00,640
Like December 25th?

3424
02:32:02,640 --> 02:32:05,560
It's gonna be on, wait, is he Jewish?

3425
02:32:05,560 --> 02:32:07,000
No, he's Italian.

3426
02:32:07,000 --> 02:32:09,520
They're all Jews, it's Seinfeld.

3427
02:32:09,520 --> 02:32:11,080
No, Costanza's Italian.

3428
02:32:11,080 --> 02:32:13,160
No, George Costanza's a fucking Jew.

3429
02:32:14,360 --> 02:32:15,200
I don't think so.

3430
02:32:15,200 --> 02:32:16,040
Yes, every person-

3431
02:32:16,040 --> 02:32:18,560
No, it's his made up holiday, it's called festivus.

3432
02:32:18,560 --> 02:32:20,240
Yes, festivus is his made up holiday,

3433
02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:23,800
they have a fucking metal pole as their fucking tree and shit.

3434
02:32:23,800 --> 02:32:26,280
I think it's January 1st, is it New Year's?

3435
02:32:26,280 --> 02:32:27,320
No.

3436
02:32:27,320 --> 02:32:28,920
December 27th.

3437
02:32:28,920 --> 02:32:31,120
No, okay, time's up.

3438
02:32:31,120 --> 02:32:32,760
December 23rd.

3439
02:32:32,760 --> 02:32:34,720
Oh, come on.

3440
02:32:34,720 --> 02:32:38,760
They got robots in cities of the world for Tyler.

3441
02:32:38,760 --> 02:32:41,360
200, this 2017 video game features

3442
02:32:41,360 --> 02:32:43,080
androids fighting for freedom.

3443
02:32:43,080 --> 02:32:44,920
What is Detroit Become Human?

3444
02:32:44,920 --> 02:32:46,000
Oh, yeah.

3445
02:32:46,000 --> 02:32:47,880
Never would have guessed that.

3446
02:32:47,880 --> 02:32:49,320
Never even heard of it.

3447
02:32:49,320 --> 02:32:51,040
Robots for four.

3448
02:32:51,040 --> 02:32:53,960
2004 film about robots becoming sentinels.

3449
02:32:53,960 --> 02:32:55,320
What is iRobot?

3450
02:32:55,320 --> 02:32:57,160
Yes, starring Will Smith.

3451
02:32:57,160 --> 02:32:58,520
Damn.

3452
02:32:58,520 --> 02:32:59,480
Robots.

3453
02:33:00,480 --> 02:33:03,960
For 600, name of the robot in-

3454
02:33:03,960 --> 02:33:05,240
What is Boston Dynamics?

3455
02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:06,560
In Futurama.

3456
02:33:06,560 --> 02:33:07,400
What is Bender?

3457
02:33:07,400 --> 02:33:08,240
Oh, fuck.

3458
02:33:10,240 --> 02:33:11,080
Robots.

3459
02:33:12,040 --> 02:33:12,880
Tyler's back.

3460
02:33:12,880 --> 02:33:14,880
Circadian Rhythm for fucking 1400.

3461
02:33:14,880 --> 02:33:15,720
Robots.

3462
02:33:15,720 --> 02:33:17,040
Sure.

3463
02:33:17,040 --> 02:33:19,800
A quarter of all robots are in this country.

3464
02:33:19,800 --> 02:33:21,280
What is- United States.

3465
02:33:21,280 --> 02:33:22,120
China.

3466
02:33:24,320 --> 02:33:25,280
What is Germany?

3467
02:33:25,280 --> 02:33:26,120
What is Japan?

3468
02:33:26,120 --> 02:33:26,960
Oh, Japan.

3469
02:33:28,720 --> 02:33:30,040
Should have known that.

3470
02:33:30,040 --> 02:33:31,800
The answer was Japan.

3471
02:33:31,800 --> 02:33:32,640
Thanks.

3472
02:33:32,640 --> 02:33:33,480
And I got it right.

3473
02:33:33,480 --> 02:33:35,560
I got it right, you fucking ass.

3474
02:33:35,560 --> 02:33:36,560
Wow, it's Tyler's pick.

3475
02:33:36,560 --> 02:33:37,760
Took the lead over again.

3476
02:33:37,760 --> 02:33:38,600
Robots.

3477
02:33:38,600 --> 02:33:39,440
God damn.

3478
02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:41,760
For a thousand, name of the test developed

3479
02:33:41,760 --> 02:33:44,560
by Alan Turing to measure robot intelligence.

3480
02:33:51,240 --> 02:33:52,640
What's his name?

3481
02:33:52,640 --> 02:33:53,600
Alan Turing.

3482
02:33:53,600 --> 02:33:54,840
What is the Turing test?

3483
02:33:54,840 --> 02:33:55,680
That's correct.

3484
02:34:01,680 --> 02:34:03,200
Tyler just had a stroke.

3485
02:34:03,200 --> 02:34:04,040
We got to echo.

3486
02:34:06,160 --> 02:34:08,400
All right, so that would be the Turing test.

3487
02:34:10,400 --> 02:34:13,320
This show is a fucking disaster.

3488
02:34:13,320 --> 02:34:14,520
Dance pick.

3489
02:34:14,520 --> 02:34:15,520
What are the categories?

3490
02:34:15,520 --> 02:34:16,640
Cities of the World.

3491
02:34:16,640 --> 02:34:17,480
That's all you got.

3492
02:34:17,480 --> 02:34:18,680
Cities of the World.

3493
02:34:18,680 --> 02:34:20,080
200.

3494
02:34:20,080 --> 02:34:21,960
You gotta tell me what country is cities in.

3495
02:34:21,960 --> 02:34:22,800
Nairobi.

3496
02:34:22,800 --> 02:34:23,640
What is Chad?

3497
02:34:23,640 --> 02:34:24,640
Nairobi is in that.

3498
02:34:26,800 --> 02:34:27,640
What?

3499
02:34:27,640 --> 02:34:28,480
He said Chad.

3500
02:34:28,480 --> 02:34:29,320
No.

3501
02:34:29,320 --> 02:34:32,080
What is Niger?

3502
02:34:32,080 --> 02:34:33,920
No.

3503
02:34:33,920 --> 02:34:34,960
What is Kenya?

3504
02:34:34,960 --> 02:34:35,800
Yes.

3505
02:34:37,800 --> 02:34:39,800
Was it Africa or Kenya?

3506
02:34:39,800 --> 02:34:40,640
Kenya.

3507
02:34:43,080 --> 02:34:45,480
Dance pick for 400, Milan.

3508
02:34:46,400 --> 02:34:48,000
What is Japan?

3509
02:34:48,000 --> 02:34:48,840
No.

3510
02:34:48,840 --> 02:34:50,000
What is China?

3511
02:34:50,000 --> 02:34:50,840
No.

3512
02:34:50,840 --> 02:34:51,840
What is Taiwan?

3513
02:34:51,840 --> 02:34:52,920
Milan.

3514
02:34:52,920 --> 02:34:53,760
Milan.

3515
02:34:53,760 --> 02:34:55,960
What is the state of the law?

3516
02:34:55,960 --> 02:34:56,800
Milan.

3517
02:34:58,400 --> 02:34:59,520
Mongolia.

3518
02:35:00,640 --> 02:35:01,880
I'll be Italy.

3519
02:35:01,880 --> 02:35:03,680
We were in Asia.

3520
02:35:05,800 --> 02:35:07,600
You know, I was thinking Milan.

3521
02:35:07,600 --> 02:35:08,840
Yeah.

3522
02:35:08,840 --> 02:35:11,000
Dance pick for 600.

3523
02:35:11,000 --> 02:35:12,840
Buenos Aires.

3524
02:35:12,840 --> 02:35:14,680
What is Brazil?

3525
02:35:14,680 --> 02:35:15,520
No.

3526
02:35:15,520 --> 02:35:16,360
What is Argentina?

3527
02:35:18,600 --> 02:35:21,000
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all.

3528
02:35:22,200 --> 02:35:24,760
I just remember in Starship Troopers

3529
02:35:24,760 --> 02:35:27,560
that like a fucking asteroid hit South America somewhere.

3530
02:35:27,560 --> 02:35:30,360
So I was just fucking naming off South American countries.

3531
02:35:30,360 --> 02:35:32,080
Tyler's pick.

3532
02:35:32,080 --> 02:35:32,920
1000.

3533
02:35:32,920 --> 02:35:33,840
No, 800?

3534
02:35:33,840 --> 02:35:34,680
No, for 1000.

3535
02:35:34,680 --> 02:35:35,520
For 1000?

3536
02:35:37,240 --> 02:35:38,920
Oh, you got the daily double.

3537
02:35:40,920 --> 02:35:42,360
How much am I behind Dan?

3538
02:35:43,400 --> 02:35:44,600
300.

3539
02:35:44,600 --> 02:35:45,800
Oh shit.

3540
02:35:45,800 --> 02:35:48,560
I'll do 300.

3541
02:35:49,960 --> 02:35:50,800
Belfast.

3542
02:35:53,200 --> 02:35:56,960
What is Amsterdam?

3543
02:35:58,160 --> 02:35:59,000
No.

3544
02:35:59,000 --> 02:36:00,080
Not Amsterdam.

3545
02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:01,560
No, no.

3546
02:36:01,560 --> 02:36:02,400
Belfast?

3547
02:36:02,400 --> 02:36:04,520
Yeah, Belfast.

3548
02:36:04,520 --> 02:36:05,360
God damn it.

3549
02:36:06,320 --> 02:36:07,760
Is Germany?

3550
02:36:09,760 --> 02:36:10,600
No.

3551
02:36:10,600 --> 02:36:12,240
United Kingdom.

3552
02:36:12,240 --> 02:36:14,080
Northern Ireland.

3553
02:36:14,080 --> 02:36:16,160
That's not United Kingdom.

3554
02:36:16,160 --> 02:36:18,800
Well, that belongs to the Irish.

3555
02:36:18,800 --> 02:36:21,880
I fucking, I hate these motherfuckers

3556
02:36:21,880 --> 02:36:24,560
from England that think that they own part of Ireland.

3557
02:36:24,560 --> 02:36:25,400
They don't.

3558
02:36:26,320 --> 02:36:27,160
Fucking.

3559
02:36:27,160 --> 02:36:29,320
And finally, Tyler's pick for 800.

3560
02:36:29,320 --> 02:36:30,160
Yeah.

3561
02:36:30,160 --> 02:36:31,240
Marrakesh.

3562
02:36:31,240 --> 02:36:32,080
Marrakesh?

3563
02:36:32,080 --> 02:36:32,920
Marrakesh.

3564
02:36:34,880 --> 02:36:35,720
What's fucking?

3565
02:36:36,760 --> 02:36:38,440
Wait, can we both answer this?

3566
02:36:38,440 --> 02:36:40,000
That's not good.

3567
02:36:40,000 --> 02:36:40,840
India?

3568
02:36:40,840 --> 02:36:41,680
No.

3569
02:36:44,040 --> 02:36:45,320
Marrakesh.

3570
02:36:45,320 --> 02:36:46,440
What is Dubai?

3571
02:36:46,440 --> 02:36:47,280
No.

3572
02:36:49,000 --> 02:36:49,840
Morocco.

3573
02:36:52,840 --> 02:36:54,520
All right, pretty close here.

3574
02:36:54,520 --> 02:36:56,320
Tyler's got 5000.

3575
02:36:56,320 --> 02:36:59,560
Dan's got 5600.

3576
02:36:59,560 --> 02:37:00,760
Okay.

3577
02:37:00,760 --> 02:37:01,960
You're neck and neck.

3578
02:37:03,560 --> 02:37:06,560
What's the fucking final category question?

3579
02:37:06,560 --> 02:37:09,920
Just sitting here with the music.

3580
02:37:09,920 --> 02:37:11,400
What's the category?

3581
02:37:11,400 --> 02:37:12,240
Uh.

3582
02:37:14,840 --> 02:37:15,680
Category.

3583
02:37:16,800 --> 02:37:18,640
The category is journalism.

3584
02:37:22,680 --> 02:37:24,320
I gotta think about a wager here.

3585
02:37:24,320 --> 02:37:26,480
I gotta think about what I wanna do.

3586
02:37:29,280 --> 02:37:30,880
What does Dan wanna do?

3587
02:37:30,880 --> 02:37:32,840
Well, you're 600 points ahead.

3588
02:37:40,400 --> 02:37:41,640
Wheels are turning.

3589
02:37:41,640 --> 02:37:42,480
Hmm.

3590
02:37:43,280 --> 02:37:44,120
Hmm.

3591
02:37:46,480 --> 02:37:48,760
I'll be back every single fucking time

3592
02:37:48,760 --> 02:37:52,080
just shouts out an answer on fucking final Japanese.

3593
02:37:52,080 --> 02:37:52,920
This is me.

3594
02:37:52,920 --> 02:37:53,760
Yes.

3595
02:37:53,760 --> 02:37:56,280
This is me off too as the host.

3596
02:37:56,280 --> 02:37:57,120
What is Mars?

3597
02:37:59,320 --> 02:38:01,960
Kay, Ali Mac, you're supposed to type it in.

3598
02:38:01,960 --> 02:38:02,800
Oh.

3599
02:38:03,840 --> 02:38:05,680
Every single time it's the same reaction.

3600
02:38:05,680 --> 02:38:07,080
Oh.

3601
02:38:07,080 --> 02:38:08,200
Oh.

3602
02:38:08,200 --> 02:38:09,040
All right.

3603
02:38:10,400 --> 02:38:13,200
Every single final Japanese question.

3604
02:38:13,200 --> 02:38:16,600
All right, Dan's still thinking.

3605
02:38:16,600 --> 02:38:17,440
Yeah.

3606
02:38:17,440 --> 02:38:18,680
Yeah, he is.

3607
02:38:22,520 --> 02:38:24,480
All right, we got your wagers.

3608
02:38:24,480 --> 02:38:28,840
Question is journalist Alexander Emmerich Jones.

3609
02:38:28,840 --> 02:38:29,680
Oh.

3610
02:38:29,680 --> 02:38:30,920
Is from what?

3611
02:38:30,920 --> 02:38:32,480
Is from this US state.

3612
02:38:33,920 --> 02:38:35,320
What state is he from?

3613
02:38:39,000 --> 02:38:40,000
Oh, Dan.

3614
02:38:40,000 --> 02:38:42,120
He currently lives or he's from?

3615
02:38:42,120 --> 02:38:44,280
Where he's from.

3616
02:38:44,280 --> 02:38:47,680
Where he's from.

3617
02:38:47,680 --> 02:38:49,080
I know he lives in Texas.

3618
02:38:51,640 --> 02:38:52,480
Fuck.

3619
02:38:53,880 --> 02:38:54,720
Oh, man.

3620
02:38:54,720 --> 02:38:55,560
You know what?

3621
02:38:55,560 --> 02:38:56,400
I don't care.

3622
02:38:56,400 --> 02:38:57,720
I don't care if Tyler wins.

3623
02:38:58,880 --> 02:39:00,480
All right, Dan says Florida.

3624
02:39:02,400 --> 02:39:04,360
Not from Florida, that's correct.

3625
02:39:04,360 --> 02:39:05,200
You should have got it.

3626
02:39:05,200 --> 02:39:06,040
600.

3627
02:39:09,960 --> 02:39:10,800
Okay, we're good.

3628
02:39:10,800 --> 02:39:12,160
He bet 600.

3629
02:39:12,160 --> 02:39:14,240
So you got 5,000 left.

3630
02:39:14,240 --> 02:39:16,440
Tyler said Texas.

3631
02:39:16,440 --> 02:39:17,280
That's correct.

3632
02:39:18,920 --> 02:39:20,120
And Tyler bet it all.

3633
02:39:21,200 --> 02:39:22,440
Tyler wins.

3634
02:39:22,440 --> 02:39:23,280
Tyler wins.

3635
02:39:23,280 --> 02:39:25,440
$10,000, baby.

3636
02:39:26,840 --> 02:39:29,280
I owed, it was a comeback victory.

3637
02:39:29,280 --> 02:39:30,280
Damn.

3638
02:39:30,280 --> 02:39:31,440
That was close though.

3639
02:39:33,680 --> 02:39:34,520
Tyler wins again.

3640
02:39:36,120 --> 02:39:38,600
I should have just said what I knew.

3641
02:39:38,600 --> 02:39:40,880
I still would have won though.

3642
02:39:40,880 --> 02:39:42,000
Oh yeah, that's true.

3643
02:39:42,000 --> 02:39:42,840
That was good.

3644
02:39:42,840 --> 02:39:43,680
That was a good one.

3645
02:39:46,480 --> 02:39:47,320
That was nice.

3646
02:39:48,440 --> 02:39:49,400
Good job, Tyler.

3647
02:39:49,400 --> 02:39:50,240
Good job.

3648
02:39:50,240 --> 02:39:51,240
Tyler wins.

3649
02:39:59,920 --> 02:40:02,920
All right, we gotta wrap this bad boy up.

3650
02:40:02,920 --> 02:40:07,920
We got Nacko, but we're not gonna do anything about it.

3651
02:40:07,920 --> 02:40:10,720
All right, like us on Facebook next.

3652
02:40:10,720 --> 02:40:14,880
Please fucking email us or I'm fucking die.

3653
02:40:14,880 --> 02:40:15,720
I'm so fucked up.

3654
02:40:15,720 --> 02:40:18,480
I have a rare disease that makes me die

3655
02:40:18,480 --> 02:40:19,960
if we don't get emails.

3656
02:40:19,960 --> 02:40:22,400
If you wanna still hear my voice on this,

3657
02:40:22,400 --> 02:40:24,080
please send us an email.

3658
02:40:24,080 --> 02:40:26,560
And as always, be kind to yourself.

3659
02:40:26,560 --> 02:40:29,280
And each other motherfuckers, we out.

3660
02:40:34,080 --> 02:40:36,040
For all we know, robots have souls.

3661
02:40:36,040 --> 02:40:37,920
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3662
02:40:37,920 --> 02:40:38,760
How do you know?

3663
02:40:38,760 --> 02:40:42,800
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3664
02:40:45,760 --> 02:40:48,560
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

3665
02:40:48,560 --> 02:40:49,400
Fuck no.

3666
02:40:49,400 --> 02:40:51,840
Yeah, well I see some real dubby stack, right?

3667
02:40:51,840 --> 02:40:55,440
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

3668
02:40:55,440 --> 02:40:56,840
Yes, we are.

3669
02:40:56,840 --> 02:40:59,520
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

3670
02:40:59,520 --> 02:41:00,800
I wonder if y'all got the gay,

3671
02:41:00,800 --> 02:41:02,840
extended episodes.

3672
02:41:02,840 --> 02:41:05,080
Where the fuck did the gear men come from?

3673
02:41:05,080 --> 02:41:06,920
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3674
02:41:06,920 --> 02:41:10,200
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3675
02:41:10,200 --> 02:41:12,720
They're killing all the already born babies

3676
02:41:12,720 --> 02:41:14,120
and sell them to the Chinese.

3677
02:41:14,120 --> 02:41:16,840
Where the fuck did we meet?

3678
02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:20,680
Somewhere in China, in some base,

3679
02:41:20,680 --> 02:41:25,040
there are super soldiers that are at least nine or 10 feet tall.

3680
02:41:25,040 --> 02:41:27,280
Anthropoclesatron, they have dread,

3681
02:41:27,280 --> 02:41:28,320
they're super soldiers.

3682
02:41:28,320 --> 02:41:31,880
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.

3683
02:41:31,880 --> 02:41:33,640
They are aliens.

3684
02:41:33,640 --> 02:41:35,440
I do not associate with them.

3685
02:41:35,440 --> 02:41:39,040
I don't fucking associate with them.

3686
02:41:39,040 --> 02:41:40,120
Run!

3687
02:41:40,120 --> 02:41:41,960
Run!

3688
02:41:41,960 --> 02:41:50,120
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK

3689
02:41:50,120 --> 02:41:52,640
got assassinated by the fucking government!

3690
02:41:52,640 --> 02:41:55,240
He got killed by the CIA!

3691
02:41:55,240 --> 02:41:57,920
JFK was killed by the government!

3692
02:41:57,920 --> 02:42:00,680
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,

3693
02:42:00,680 --> 02:42:03,120
feel them die of this virus.

3694
02:42:03,120 --> 02:42:05,120
You feel bump bump bump BEEP!

3695
02:42:05,120 --> 02:42:07,120
Nothing. They're fucking gone.

3696
02:42:07,120 --> 02:42:10,120
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has...

3697
02:42:10,120 --> 02:42:13,120
taken it to the next level with the birds.

3698
02:42:13,120 --> 02:42:19,120
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you,

3699
02:42:19,120 --> 02:42:21,120
that you are going to be able to raise,

3700
02:42:21,120 --> 02:42:24,120
and they are going to make them so fucking real.

3701
02:42:24,120 --> 02:42:25,120
They're going to sink money into them,

3702
02:42:25,120 --> 02:42:28,120
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,

3703
02:42:28,120 --> 02:42:30,120
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

3704
02:42:30,120 --> 02:42:33,120
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry,

3705
02:42:33,120 --> 02:42:36,120
but let me tell you, their technology takes it down to silicon biology.

3706
02:42:36,120 --> 02:42:40,120
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kid.

3707
02:42:43,120 --> 02:42:45,120
We're only living in the third dimension!

3708
02:42:45,120 --> 02:43:00,120
HOOOOOO!

3709
02:43:16,120 --> 02:43:21,120
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?

3710
02:43:21,120 --> 02:43:24,120
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

3711
02:43:24,120 --> 02:43:26,120
Okay, look it up. Look it up.

3712
02:43:26,120 --> 02:43:28,120
He says that he was doing this shit.

3713
02:43:28,120 --> 02:43:32,120
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

3714
02:43:32,120 --> 02:43:34,120
He says that he was doing it just to survive,

3715
02:43:34,120 --> 02:43:36,120
but he fucking loved it.

3716
02:43:36,120 --> 02:43:38,120
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

3717
02:43:38,120 --> 02:43:40,120
George Soros is the fucking devil!

3718
02:43:40,120 --> 02:43:43,120
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us.

3719
02:43:43,120 --> 02:43:45,120
George Soros is fucking evil.

3720
02:43:45,120 --> 02:43:47,120
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

3721
02:43:47,120 --> 02:43:49,120
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

3722
02:43:49,120 --> 02:43:52,120
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3723
02:43:52,120 --> 02:43:53,120
Everybody likes Donald Trump.

3724
02:43:53,120 --> 02:43:55,120
Oh, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.

3725
02:43:55,120 --> 02:43:57,120
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!

3726
02:43:57,120 --> 02:43:59,120
He's not the actual fucking leader!

3727
02:43:59,120 --> 02:44:03,120
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk,

3728
02:44:03,120 --> 02:44:04,120
it's everyone out there.

3729
02:44:04,120 --> 02:44:06,120
Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool.

3730
02:44:06,120 --> 02:44:10,120
Everybody says, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool.

3731
02:44:10,120 --> 02:44:13,120
He really plays for the people.

3732
02:44:13,120 --> 02:44:15,120
It's his trying.

3733
02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:17,120
It's his actual people government, which is George Soros

3734
02:44:17,120 --> 02:44:19,120
and all the fucking Nazis are actually the ones

3735
02:44:19,120 --> 02:44:21,120
that are controlling fucking the Holocaust.

3736
02:44:21,120 --> 02:44:23,120
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.

3737
02:44:23,120 --> 02:44:40,120
He's fucking smart.