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Goddamn rest of the piece.
Good hand, Jimmy Buffen.
What happened this week?
Well, you start coming and they don't stop coming.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 46.
The schizo episode.
The dark episode.
We're in the pitch black again.
The only thing to illuminate us.
The only thing to illuminate us is Casey's scream and the lightning outside.
Fucking water is flooding my basement.
This is a drowning episode, actually.
RIP Smash Mouth Guy died this week.
Can we get his name?
RIP Smash Mouth Guy died from alcoholism.
Pretty much.
Have you guys seen the videos of him performing like a year ago?
Yeah, I need their some credit on this.
They're bad.
Steve Hartwell.
He was really good until he lost it.
Have a drink for us, buddy.
I used to play fucking 2004 All-Star Baseball on PS2 all the time.
And this game was the intro.
This song was the intro to the game.
Dude, I feel like...
What a time to be alive.
It's been a wild ride, bro.
Life's a mess.
Bro, we got a lot of fucking shit happening this week.
Fucking Donald Trump.
I don't know if you talked about that, Ali-Bach.
What's that?
Donald Trump getting hit with all these charges.
He's always getting hit with charges.
He's not going to prison.
He's not going to prison, dude.
He's not going to prison.
I mean, I haven't been able to...
Literally, the liberals are trying to throw every single thing that they can at Donald Trump to do that.
To get him disenfranchised and shit.
But, oh my fucking God, it's just building his fucking...
It's building his fan base to a fucking staggering degree.
Yeah, it's kind of bizarre.
He might be the only dude who fucking gets charged as president.
You see he was selling shirts that said like, his mugshot on it?
No, I believe it.
He was like holding up his shirt.
He was like, buy my fucking shirts.
This is bullshit.
He was holding up his shirt that had his fucking picture of his mugshot on it.
I'd buy one.
We should get some for the podcast.
We should.
I just...
Oh, I forgot to bring my Don't Tread on Me flag.
My No Step on Snack flag.
No Step on Snack.
Yeah, I have a No Step on Snack flag.
That's a good one.
So Tyler says this is the schizo...
Dark episode.
Schizo conspiracy episode.
We should title the episode Schizo, then in parentheses, dark.
We already have the dark episode.
Yeah, but this is dark episode part two with schizophrenic ramblings.
Welcome to Schizophrenic Ramblings Conspiracies.
What do you got Tyler for conspiracies today?
So first of all I'm going to talk about is I really believe that we're all MK Ultra victims.
What is MK Ultra again?
MK Ultra is like the fucking like psyops that the fucking government's been doing since the fucking 50s.
Giving LSD to homeless people.
Putting fucking LSD on soldiers.
They're attempting mind control and all this shit.
Most of the documents got burned, but some of them still exist.
They're declassified.
There's actually theories that Lee Harvey Oswald fucking was under MK Ultra mind control when he killed JFK.
Yeah, like MK Ultra did exist.
It's not like a conspiracy.
They said that it did exist.
But I think they just changed it to a different name and we're all being psyops constantly.
Yeah, and this shit's under wraps.
It's like fucking Stranger Things up in that bitch.
It's a bunker in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, but fucking do you guys remember any points in your life where you just don't have any memory at all?
Like just an extended period of time.
When I was born.
Like that you just don't know.
You can't remember anything that happened in that like span.
I think you block out some memories that you don't want to remember.
Yeah, because you got captured and you were fucking replaced with a clone for a year.
And you fucking are getting MK Ultrad, bro.
And now all we have to start being just like is.
Oh, so they replace you with a clone and they take you to a lab to test you with like LSD and shit.
Yeah, if you if you fit their criteria, they'll kidnap you and then they'll replace you with a fucking clone for a year.
And then like the clone gets once they once they replace you back into the world, they kill the clone.
Yeah. Why don't they just test on the clone?
Because a clone doesn't have a soul, you know, you need a soul to get MK Ultrad.
Yeah, you said as a fucking verb MK Ultrad.
I don't know. Like if I took your DNA and made a clone of you.
If I took a DNA, your DNA may clone of you.
The clone would have a soul, though.
No, no.
What is a soul?
Well, your twin, if you had a twin that you have the same.
You both have souls.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Twins have two separate souls because they're two separate lives.
They have the same DNA.
A synthetic human wouldn't have a soul because it wasn't made by God.
So you're talking about like a human that actually has like flesh and blood and shit.
Yes, sir. We're talking about AI.
No, no, no. It's kind of like it's a it's a biological Android.
So all they did talking about the other day.
They already have technology to do that.
Yeah, but were you there for the biological Android thing?
I don't. Maybe.
I don't know.
So biological Androids is what I'm thinking aliens are.
I think aliens like the gray specifically are what humans are going to put their their consciousness in to go and do space travel because a human body can't travel at the speed of light.
But if you put it into a biological Android, you'd be able to go at the speed of light because the body would not be actually your body.
Be kind of like, you know, Avatar, but with like different things so you can go to speed of light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw some of that Black Mirror episode with Aaron Paul.
Yeah, the sound of that Android on those and shit.
They'd be fucking killing his ass.
They got Kay Mara that bitch.
She hot as fuck.
Damn, I love her titties.
Haley, Will's got better tits.
Yeah, Kay Mara. I mean, she's got nice eyes.
She's got a nice personality.
She's got a nice personality if you know what I'm getting at.
Oh, that's why it's so dark because we don't have the fucking live sign.
Yeah, I just almost took a shot of smelling salts instead of liquor.
That would have been fucking calm.
Call the paramedics.
So if I took your fucking DNA and made it and cloned you, which they already have the technology.
That would essentially be a twin of you.
Well, it'd be a clone.
Twins have the exact same DNA.
Yes, but it was made by identical twins.
If you just make a clone of somebody, that's a synthetic human.
That's not a real human.
Doesn't matter what memories you implanted to them.
That's not a real human who was born.
But don't they have thoughts and feelings?
No, they just kind of have programming in their brain to make them act like you.
But isn't all our brains just programming?
Just electrical signals?
No, no, no. We actually have a conscience and all that shit.
Clones, clones.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
We got a DKC side on this.
Would not the clone have a consciousness to have thoughts and feelings and emotions?
A lot of times you could use a clone for evil shit.
Or you could have a clone do something that looked like you and then you'd get blamed for it.
So if the government really wants to take you out, you could be just sitting at home playing Skyrim or some shit.
And then you fucking wake up and you see your face on the news being this like,
mass murder committed by this guy.
And you'd be like, I didn't do it.
And they're like, actually I was playing fucking Rocket League and I have an alibi.
They're like, no, there's video evidence.
Oh, did you see this week?
There's video evidence on my Twitch of me losing seven ranked games in a row when this suspected murder happened.
Who said it this week?
Some dudes were saying that he was fearful that Donald Trump, no, Tucker Carlson, which I thought he had Donald Trump.
He was saying that he was afraid that Donald Trump was going to get assassinated by the CIA.
He could.
I think the age of assassination is coming back.
I'm being dead serious.
Like, I mean, nobody like you go through history.
There's periods where like assassination is on the table.
It's on the table.
And it like happens on a semi frequent basis.
And then there's years where it just doesn't seem to happen.
Nobody's gone assassinated lately.
When's the last time you've heard of a high profile person being assassinated?
Because they have such like fucking X is literally celebrity.
Well, that's a celebrity.
That's not a political.
If I can bring John Lennon back, that's he was just like, yeah, wrong place, wrong time.
He's getting robbed.
But they were like, oh shit, it's X.
It's funny. But they have such good security.
Love killed Kurt Cobain.
Like the Secret Service and shit and the CIA.
They're so good now that like they they put out any assassination attempts before they can ultra you, bro.
Yeah, bro.
And if they want to, if the CIA wants to fucking take out Donald Trump, they're going to, you know, fucking stop.
The ops are going on currently, dude, tick tocks, a side up fucking Twitter's a side up or X, whatever the fuck that's called now.
Yeah. Only fans, a huge side up.
I really feel like only fans of tick tock bro.
You seen the fucking military side up some like tick tock and shit where they'll just show like hot girls and stuff like a pilot or something.
And you're like, no, you're like, she ain't military at all.
No fucking side up.
Yeah, it's like you're telling me some chicks going to fucking sit there and post that in the military.
Fuck. No, you have an IQ over 12.
You can figure that out.
I feel like almost the entirety of tick tock is a side up.
It is. It is.
I just feel like you like dumber like YouTube shorts and like reels on Instagram and shit.
They're all side ops, bro.
Yes. There's no question.
That even so.
I mean, it's true Chinese side ops.
Tick tock is Chinese side up.
But fucking the United States is like, we could use this shit to fucking will post it on YouTube and shit.
This thing that blows me away, though, is I used to go on YouTube and I would watch YouTube for a couple hours.
Now it's like I get on the YouTube app and I'm like, I'm like, all right, I'm not going to watch any shorts.
I'm just going to watch a video.
And then I find myself on shorts for 15 minutes and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
Deep program our brains.
We're retarded now. We are retarded.
Yes.
They put shit in the weed to make us like fucking ADHD.
I've never smoked weed in my entire life and I'm still fucking addicted to weed.
Well, they put shit in the water too, bro.
They put chemicals in the water to turn the fucking frogs gay.
I need a fucking shot.
Bro, everybody so ADHD that they can only watch a fucking three second tick tock video.
Even me, who like used to like read like books, old books.
Now, no, it's because you smoke so much fucking weed.
Dude, weed is a Psyop, bro.
No, we've been around for fucking ever.
No, the shit that they're putting in weed now is a Psyop.
I think nicotine could be a Psyop.
No, no, no, no.
God damn it Casey.
Speaking of fucking nicotine, do you have a USB-C charger?
Because I don't want to be fiending off of yours all night like I always do.
Yeah, I'll get you.
Porn's a Psyop.
But in the meantime, can I fiend off your vape for a little bit?
Sure. Porn's a Psyop for sure.
I think porn, yeah, porn is just a way to fucking emasculate you.
I cannot see anything.
Porn absolutely is a Psyop.
Because I mean, you got to think about it. Your body is meant to, you're meant to like...
Put your dick in the wind.
Yeah, you're not meant to be a spectator.
That's why cuckolding is a thing now.
Yeah, you're meant to put your dick in the wind.
Like, it's like...
Well, what if it's VR, bro? You feel like you're in fucking real life.
It doesn't matter.
I think the way cucks are made is you see, there's fucking people that are like,
wow, I thought fucking a girl was going to be great, but my dick's nowhere near that big.
And it's like, oh yeah, let me just get some massive fucking black dude to rail my wife
so it can look like the same size penis.
Bro, what if they made her...
I've had that issue because I only watch...
I don't watch it either, but I'm saying it's like, that's not a kink that has existed forever.
Why is that all of a sudden now?
What if they make an app, right, where you can fucking fuck someone in VR?
And you like go and you have a virtual...
They already have that, Casey.
Yeah, but like in VR.
What, you're saying like AI, just anybody and be like,
I want to fuck you in VR now?
That tech is going to be around soon. That's scary.
Like, you have like a virtual girlfriend.
Yeah, it could be like, oh wow, I'm with this person, but that person's hot.
Let me make that one. Can you imagine what happens when the lady finds the search history on that one?
Bro, they got robots talking to us now to make us feel better.
They got fucking AI robots that you can fucking...
Oh, fucking replica?
Yeah, you call the fucking suicide hotline a fucking AI answers.
What the fuck?
Why the fucking AI answers?
Dude, if I want to kill myself, yeah, if I want to fucking kill myself and then fucking robot picks up,
you bet your... you best bet I'm going to amp up whatever my suicide plan was and follow Thor 1.
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm going to be like, great. I wanted to fucking get better.
Are you thinking of hurting yourself?
Like, I can't even get a fucking human on the line.
Fuck this, I was going to hang myself. Where's the 12 game?
You're like, wow, that just made me feel even worse. Fuck.
Hello, tell me about your problems.
This episode has been brought to you by betterhelp.com.
It is not.
Betterhelp is a Psyop.
Shout out suicide hotline.
I also... dude, this is...
This is some schizo shit.
I think the suicide hotline is a Psyop.
I think because everybody that I talk to that's used the suicide hotline, they said it made them worse.
I don't think it made them worse.
It made them worse.
It made people worse, but...
I think everything's a Psyop. In the words of Silent Planet...
None of this is real. None of it's real.
It's a simulation.
The people that have that job, though, must take a toll on them.
I mean, our jobs take a toll on us.
EMS is a Psyop. It's for big medicine.
I'm just saying, let me just get something here.
I got something to say.
Have you ever noticed in your life that this stuff kind of behaves like a video game in certain instances?
You see people that are NPCs, but just because of the set dressing around them.
You're like, I might not know this person yet, but I know I'm going to become close with them.
I can say that about both of you.
When I saw both of you for the first time, something was just there in my head.
I'm like, they're going to be main characters in my life.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I wasn't going to go down. I wouldn't say love at first sight.
But I will admit, my current girlfriend, hopefully my wife.
When you meet characters in your life that are going to be important.
You just know. You just see them before you even hear them speak or really even pay attention to the way they're dressed.
You just see them and you're like, that presence is in the room and I know I'm going to feel it a lot longer.
The first time that I saw my...
Because you know the hard drive of your life, that's a bigger file than anybody else in the room.
Everyone else you're going to see in passing, they're a fucking NPC.
They're literally an NPC.
This is interesting because the first time that I ever saw my girlfriend in person, I got the ring, boys.
It's actually coming in on Saturday.
It's fucking coming.
We need a bell ring for that one. I'll get the bell.
Don't trip.
Don't slip, we're fucking drowning in here.
This is the Titanic episode.
The Titanic episode?
Me and bell ring, got to hold the bell for our brother falling for marriage.
Falling bell rings.
I think that's a dramatic three. We'll keep it at the dramatic three.
We're not going to do the five sevens?
It's actually five threes.
Five threes.
The twos and eights.
By the way, we're always counting the first one.
What is this for again?
For a fallen...
For a fallen firefighter.
Fallen firefighters. Hell yeah.
Yeah, the bell doesn't like being worked out that hard.
Alright, what the fuck are you saying?
But it's like the first time that I met her, I was like...
I was like...
Like I looked at her and I'm like, there's something different about this one.
You know?
Like I walked up to her and I was just like, you're Emily right?
She's like, yeah.
And I'm like, hi I'm Tyler.
And I'm like...
In my brain, I was just like, you're going to be my wife.
Oh my god.
Like all these other fucking whores that I met on...
What about Heartfelt's story from Tyler?
All these other whores that I met on Tinder and shit.
I was just like, nah.
She said, hi. Nah. Nah.
When I first met Ali Mech, my friend who was...
Who I was coming in for, was like, yeah this kid's fucking retarded.
He's like fucking deaf and he can't hear anything.
I love you. Wait, was this...
The Tide Pod?
The Tide Pod.
Tide Pod still hates you.
No, not at all.
Nah, I don't think he does anymore.
For a while I think that was definitely the narrative.
We gotta get him together. I gotta ask him to be a guest.
Alright.
The difference has been overcame.
There was grudges out there for a while, but I think that's just simmered in the past now.
Yeah.
Well, no. I was retarded. I was deaf as shit.
You're still deaf as shit though.
And still retarded.
I think I'm a little less retarded. I've grown somewhat wiser with my age.
I've threatened to kill you how many times?
I think you've threatened to kill just about everyone in the room several times.
That's true.
What was the original conspiracy you were talking about? MK Ultra?
Yeah. And then I also think that there's demon deals that are going on a lot more than people realize.
Demon deals?
You're talking like crossroads shit?
I feel like there's a lot more of that shit out there than people realize.
You do see a lot of Satanism in the big pop industry.
The whole fucking Hollywood is all Satanist shit.
I think there's a couple real ones in there. I don't think it's all Satanist.
Dude, they're Satanist. Dude, Doja Cat's dressing like the devil all the fucking time now and shit.
Basically, they need to do humiliation rituals to get themselves more powerful.
So they have to dress as fucking psychopaths and shit.
You're telling me you think Oliver Anthony, fucking rich men north of Richmond, is a fucking...
They did it on fucking Epstein's Island, bro.
He didn't sell it.
What's that one that Alex Jones went to?
Bohemian Grove.
Yeah, they did that fucking Bohemian Grove. They fucking had ritual sacrifices.
Oh no, yeah, that's documented.
They fucked other dudes there.
That's left up to suspect. There's no clear evidence of that.
They burn effigies, though.
They asked Trump if he thought that Epstein killed himself and he's like, I don't fucking know. Probably not.
No, he's like, he probably didn't kill himself. He probably got fucking murdered.
I can see him going, well, we can't say, but I think he did.
No, he's just like, no, probably not.
I don't want to go on record, but yeah.
I don't want to go on record, but...
Was that during my administration?
Jeffrey who?
Who is this guy?
I've never heard of him.
Was that during his... It was like 2016, right?
Fuck, yeah, that was Fringe. That was Fringe.
That was Obama then.
That was on the Fringe, bro.
That must have been Obama that fucking killed Epstein.
God, I fucking been working out a lot.
I fucking miss Obama.
I like Obama.
I think he was the last good Democrat.
Have you seen the crazy conspiracy shit that's coming out about Obama?
That he loves sucking dick and shit?
That stuff's been out there for a while though. That was fucking Alex Jones.
He tried to fucking get a bunch of that.
His documentary, the guy who's helping him go straight to his documentary, is being like, yeah, he said that he liked sucking dick in college.
Oh, shit.
Who says I'm wrong with sucking dick, bro?
That stuff was gonna... I mean, while I do agree with that statement, I bet it would have fucking hurt him, but what I will say is that if that stuff was true, that would have came out during the election.
Because the fucking Republicans and Democrats do everything they can to get that good piece of dirt.
Oh, oh, look at what's going on right now.
They're trying to arrest a former sitting president.
That's insane.
You have other stuff where it's like...
That's insane.
That guy's insane. If he commits a crime, he's still a fucking person. He's still a citizen.
Oh, hey, my biggest political rival? I'm gonna arrest him so he can't run.
That's just showing that you can't win on your own merits.
Yeah, I mean, it is shady because the Democrats know they don't really have a ton of chance with fucking Biden running.
Like, it's just a lot of people see it as the...
Why do we have to put him up again?
But the especially... because the fucking Democrats want to. He's already announced he's running.
If the president himself says that he's not going to step down, he's going to run for a second term, the party can't do anything about it.
Yeah, they're not going to have a Democrat run against him.
Because then it would tear apart the voting base and it would make people vote Republican instead.
Because then if they're a person, they didn't get the chance to be in the...
Yeah, because then you're splitting the vote between the two.
Bro, Andrew Yang, 2024, Andrew Yang, he's coming for you.
Is he coming back? I don't know.
Dude, all I'm saying is that you got to admit, between... like you have two... as always in every fucking American election, it's the shiniest of two turds, at least since we've been alive.
It's the shiniest of two turds. You got one dude who's been fucking... as an uninformed voter, you have a dude that could potentially be going to prison or you have a man with dementia.
And they're both 80. They're both 80.
Yeah, they're both 80. They're both fucking old and out of touch.
But that's who's gonna... one of them is going to win.
That's Rhea Ripley.
Okay, who's that?
She's a wrestler.
I really don't like buff chicks, I'll admit it. It just ain't my type.
I remember I was watching the 2016 debate and Andrew Yang was like...
It was hilarious.
I'm gonna... as soon as I become president, I'm just gonna give everybody in America a thousand dollars.
And I was like, haha, that's ridiculous. And then they did it, like six months later.
With the stimulus checks.
I didn't get it.
You didn't get the stimulus check?
No.
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah, I'm pissed about that still.
You can still claim that on your taxes, you know.
I'm still fucking pissed.
They owe you that money, technically. Or you could use it as a deductible.
Like, I never got my second one, so I just used that to pay for my taxes last year.
So here's a conspiracy that I saw this week.
Is it from the iceberg?
Yeah, I want to finish my...
It's from Joe Rogan, actually. Joe Rogan was actually talking about this.
All the news stations, a bunch of local news stations.
Oh yeah, they all said the same story.
All said the same thing. Let's listen to fucking what Joe Rogan has to say.
Is this what we've become? We play Joe Rogan clips on our own podcast?
Oh my god, shut the fuck up.
Dude, six episodes we were saying, fuck Joe Rogan.
Why fuck Joe Rogan? I thought he was our inspiration.
I never said fuck Joe Rogan. I like him.
Who did I say fuck? Alright, I said fuck the fans.
That's right.
Oftentimes.
Fuck all of you.
Ever seen that video where it shows local news people all saying the exact same thing?
It's really weird.
There are things where you go like, I kind of knew that this happened, but to see it happen so blatantly.
Moral Army and some media outlets publish these same fake stories without checking facts first.
The sharing of biased and false news has become all too common on social media.
Moral Army and some media outlets publish these same fake stories without checking facts first.
It's the same thing.
This is the scariest.
Well, that's propaganda. They're trying to bend a narrative in a very specific way for everybody.
Have you ever seen that video where it shows...
The fucking government's in control of the news!
Well, we already knew that, but that's been long.
I feel like you don't even need to be a conspiracy theorist.
I feel like if you walked into your...
Somebody who has some level of intelligence, you bump into someone on the street, and if you ask them if the government controls the news, I feel like they'd say yes.
Maybe I'm fucking crazy there, but I feel like...
I mean, you have to know that they get their fingers in that.
It's all propaganda.
People in North Korea love Kim Jong-un.
North Korea, yeah. I mean, they do it blatantly in North Korea and China with the propaganda, but we do it here secretively in the media, like that, reading the same script on 20 different news feedings.
It's secretively, but it's not hard to see through it.
The only thing that sucks is that it comes from fucking the right wing and the left wing. They're both guilty of doing that shit.
You forget that one out of 10 people are so stupid that they can't think for themselves.
I know. I know. It's fucking...
The weird thing is, though, is that all three of us work in fields where, while we may rarely encounter one of them, at least since we've left our previous employer, there was a lot of the 10% there.
But since we've all started, since we've all left...
I'm seeing a lot of the 10%.
I think where I work, I don't see a lot of the 10%.
I might not necessarily like them, and I think they're stupid, but they are capable of making their own decisions and actually presenting with somewhat intelligent life.
I got four trailer parks in my fucking jurisdiction.
I got three.
Yeah, but they're your trailer park people. I got the more hillbilly trailer park people.
I mean, to a certain extent. The ones down south of the rest of everything else.
Oh shit, Trump is speaking live right now.
Oh, let's hear it. Let's hear it.
Donald Trump lashes out at Joe Biden in New Hampshire.
No, they fucking love him there.
That's where you need to win though.
They love him in New Hampshire.
They don't allow a point on the other team. Not a point.
Talking about football?
They can't get now. They just have to hold the other team one more series. They have to hold. Just please hold them.
Let's go prevent defense.
Peeing, peeing. Touchdown, touchdown.
It's actually a play you would call in that situation.
That's pretty.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Is he boxing football?
No, you play prevent when you're trying to block a Hail Mary. That's the play.
What?
43 points.
Oh shit.
Yeah, he's going to win New Hampshire. That's not going to be a contest unless shit changes.
Who the fuck cares about New Hampshire? It's like three points.
No, but it's a big deal because.
Yeah, all the swing states. Those are a huge deal.
It's only like three points though.
New Hampshire isn't even really a big swing state anymore. They're very, very Republican.
They add up, though. They really add up.
They're not going to be a swing state soon.
Like Florida. What the fuck was that?
Florida used to be a swing state, but now it's going full on red.
Yeah, it's all the old people.
Dude, when I was down there, did I talk about that? Like when I had to go to my grandfather's funeral down there?
No.
Oh, that's a fucking thing I got to talk about then.
Can I finish my theory?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
All right, chumps are out of here. Good.
So I know I know spoke a little bit. You see people in your life, you know they're going to be main characters.
But that's not where the similarities end between possibly being a simulation.
You know any decent amount about video games, you'll see it because it's like, you know, that that's a good person.
Like it's like their textures are higher than everyone else.
They actually have a name instead of.
They have clothing that has colors on them. It's like weird. It's fucking crazy.
But like the other thing, when you go driving to places, isn't it crazy?
What the fuck? He just turned a flashlight on and flash banged me and Tyler.
Oh, sorry. But it's like when you're driving from place to place, like long distance, I mean, you don't remember that drive.
There's no there's no data put into that whatsoever.
It's just a repeating background of trees on both sides or flat land on both sides with a couple of ones.
Like the only thing that you remember is like the stops that you make.
Yeah, it's like a fucking planet in like no man's sky.
It's like barely. It's just generated. It's randomly generated fucking road.
Oh, like you don't remember. Oh, there goes Casey with the smelling so you don't remember going for a drive and remembering like, oh, I remember like right here.
The road. Like I don't I remember break like breaking here and there was a river to my right and a big mountain range in front of me.
No, you don't remember that. There's nothing on a highway.
Then when you get to your place, everything becomes high resolution again.
Like, for example, a workplace like the station we all worked out of. You remember every corner of that place.
I also remember ripping everything off the walls.
And it's like and it's like when I walk into this basement, I know where everything is in this corner.
You asked me to point out other shit in this basement. I don't know where the fuck it is.
It's low data. I don't go there.
Your RAM is low, bro.
Yeah, my RAM is low. Like I'm not going to walk over there and my brain knows that shit.
So why is it going to try to work to fill it out?
No, it's going to be a couple of cardboard boxes, a fucking washer and a dryer, a bell.
And that's essentially it.
Dan fucking uploaded my basement to fucking VR, bro.
He did. And it's eerily similar.
There's a fucking Micra is the only Jersey up there.
There is the I want to believes there, the PCs there, the punching bags there.
Dude, that fucking laptop that that's on the Don Juan's palace.
I fucking killed it is Arnold Palmer came back and decided to have revenge on my laptop.
Oh, oh, I hate to see it.
Yeah, I spent some time with Casey in there when I was crossfaded as a motherfucker.
Very I got sober to very fucked up very quick.
That was one of the last three days I had before I started school.
So I was going I went big that night.
That was funny. You were playing who wants to be a millionaire, weren't you?
No, I was. Yeah.
Oh, the vitamin. I remember that.
Dan the vitamin Dan Dan, Dan, the vitamin man, otherwise known as Dirty Dan.
What what what fucking what what what what segment do you have, Ali Mac?
Because we all have one now, except for you.
Well, I mean, Casey wants to be a millionaire.
But it gets grilled on trivia questions.
Yeah, I ain't good at trivia, but it's fine.
It's fine. I mean, I had that one episode.
I saw one of those slaughtered Dan and fucking Jeopardy last week.
I slaughtered him Jeopardy.
I'm always in it until like the last eighth of the game.
And then I fuck it up or the one time I fucking got the question.
It was angels aware angels and airwaves and boxcar racer.
But fucking Dan Dan pulled that.
I didn't think Dan.
I thought I won that because Tyler looked concerned when you asked the question.
And I figured he bet everything based off the category, which was true.
And I thought Dan was going to put everything to beat to beat us.
And it just fucking he didn't.
He fucking got it.
He came through. I thought I won.
You told me that I got it right.
I started celebrating early. I thought there was no way Dan was going to get that.
That shit pissed me off so much.
That was a devastating blow to the Alley Mac fans.
I thought one where they fucking said they fucking said Russia.
I was like, no, it's the Soviet Union.
I still I still want to fight you.
That was like the first game we ever played. Right.
No, I was like that.
You weren't here for that. No, I was here for that.
I remember that question being asked.
Yeah, because I guess Japan.
It was like who is like the you were like who is the biggest army in World War II or like second.
I the most lost the most death deaths.
Yeah. Yeah.
So here's another conspiracy I got for you.
The Betts mystery spear, the Betts mystery spear, the mystery spear.
It was a spear about eight inches weighing twenty two pounds uncovered by a family in Florida in nineteen seventy four.
Wait, eight inches and twenty two pounds.
Yeah, that's pretty fucking.
What's it made of?
It was made of like metal. It's like metal spear thing that like could move by itself.
What?
So in seventy four, the Betts family investigated a small brush fire near the residence in Florida.
They came across the small metal spear the size of a bowling ball.
They first thought the spear had been a cannonball left from the New World Conquistadors.
Hold on a second. Hold on a second. A bowling ball.
Yeah, I'm getting fucked up.
I mean, I'm like either like Harry Potter's wand here or I'm picturing like a big cylindrical like a bowling ball size like metal sphere.
Sphere. Oh, I thought you said spear.
Does that mean you were? Yeah, I thought you were talking like spear.
No, no, you're talking about like you're saying spear.
It's a spear. It's a spear.
I was thinking that it was like a fucking like.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like a fucking spear is not a bowling ball.
I'm picturing Harry Potter's wand.
It's the most sophisticated gaming experience ever created by humans and it's spherical.
Spherical.
What's a game sphere?
Thank you, Josh Peck.
Dude, because like I when he was saying it, I thought like I'm like an eight inch spear and it's something pounds.
That's they saw it in half.
That's ridiculous.
So they just they decided to take the sphere back to their house for some reason.
Several days later, Terry was playing with the guitar.
The sphere seemed to react to the sound of the guitar.
It started to make a throbbing noise.
Later, the sphere was noticed to roll on its own and even stop on its own and change directions.
Terry started doing experiments with the sphere.
He noticed the sphere would reverberate, would hit with a hammer.
He also found the sphere would move along, move after being shaken.
You don't want to be hitting that with a hammer.
Again, Angy.
They reported the sphere moved on several times.
It would follow people around the house, seemingly on its own.
Eventually, they stored the sphere in the trunk and they took it.
They only took out to show their friends and family.
Where is the sphere now?
Gone because it never existed.
It sounds like a creepypasta.
Was there like pictures of it?
Also, the government had this whole thing that they were trying to deny it.
Like the United States Navy who say that I believe it's because of the construction of the house.
It's odd and even it has stone floors.
Like they're trying to like make excuses or some shit.
The feds always trying to make stupid shit up.
So it doesn't really say what happened to the sphere afterwards.
Because it didn't exist.
That story is fake as fuck.
There's no pictures.
I want to believe it, but I don't.
Let's see an image of the sphere.
Oh, they got pictures of it back in the 70s.
Did I ever tell a story of the Luna Park fire demon?
The Luna Park fire demon.
Let me see a picture here.
I got to get up.
I'm going into the fucking depths, Tyler.
So if you never see me again, I drowned in Casey's basements.
Fucking mystery sphere right here.
That's the little kid that has it.
Fucking mystery machines.
Wait, does it actually have a sphere?
Is there a picture of it?
Yeah.
I don't buy it.
I don't buy it at all.
That's fake as a motherfucker.
Some people believe the Betts mystery sphere is a piece of...
That just looks like a cast iron sphere.
They believe it's a piece of alien technology, Tyler.
You're retarded.
But why would you...
Is there any purpose for just having a fucking 22 pound metal sphere just appear in your backyard?
Watch the big life sign, bro.
Up on the dryer.
I feel like we got to lighten up this episode.
I feel like the dark ran its course.
I could use some light.
Nah, dude. The dark is what we need, bro.
Dude, I want some light. I ain't going to lie.
This will be light enough, bro.
I ain't finna front with you, dawg. I'll be liking that light and shit.
Tyler's getting those... the life signs going.
Dude, we had to show people that we're live even though no one can fucking see us.
I think we should at least have the... Casey, do the table lights still work?
Nope, Tyler snapped those.
Why?
I did it by mistake.
Oh my god.
We're really shutting down this entire production.
Fucking hell. I was going to say the fucking live signs, like the E doesn't work or something.
Our table lights are gone. Tyler's just shutting off lights.
Press the button.
The lights that we do have that work aren't allowed to be on.
No.
Oh yeah.
I need some rainbow.
We gotta go in.
Oh yeah.
Tyler, can we please put the lights on?
No, that's enough light.
That's bullshit.
I can't do the dark. I can't do it.
It's not dark anymore.
Yeah, but I like the colors.
It's real bright.
It's fucking baked, bro. I like seeing my RGB.
Dude, if it's not RGB, is it really gaming?
No. No. I love RGB headphones.
I do too. Can we talk about RGB? I feel like RGB might be a side-off.
It depends. It depends. Can I turn the fucking lights on?
No.
This is retardant.
You don't know what RGB is, Casey?
I'm turning the lights on in five minutes. You've got five more minutes of the dark, Tyler.
Don't forget about it, because you're too high.
I will not.
Are you going to change the light chart?
No. RGB lights, you fucking retard.
Have you ever thought about colors that we can't see?
Yeah.
And how they do exist?
There's a whole spectrum that we can't see.
Try to imagine a color that you can't comprehend.
Blorb.
Isn't that wild? It's crazy, because your brain is able to comprehend that there absolutely could be more colors, but you just can't think of it.
If I was the first person to find iridescent shit, I'd be like, what the fuck is that?
Because iridescent changes as you look at it.
Yeah.
I love iridescent.
I'm going to try to invent a new color.
You can't invent a new color, Casey.
Any color that you can think of already has been invented.
Fuck.
I think you really invent a color. It's more like a discovery kind of thing.
Musicians write songs, right? That's a new thing.
That's like a new thing.
That's like a variation on the same pattern.
It's a very different pattern.
It's like physical limitations, though.
Yeah, but art is just variations on all the colors.
Color is not an art.
Color is part of art.
Yeah, colors make up art, but fucking colors aren't art.
They're fucking something that we can see because of our eyes.
I'm saying artists already have this palette of colors that they can use to make.
Listen, I'm the artist in the ambulance, okay?
He's the artist here. They already have this palette of colors that they use to make a painting, but they can't invent a new color.
Yeah, I agree with you.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like I'm having the fucking dark star argument again.
Dark stars exist, bro.
In the group chat.
I was trying to say that the whole time.
The dark star is real.
Oh yeah, the government has a fucking dark star.
They have a plane that goes faster than the dark star.
Yes, they have a plane that can go over Mach 10.
Which by the way, is a plane that goes Mach 10 from Top Gun Maverick.
Yes, but it's not named the dark star, and the prop that they used for the dark star could fucking hardly go Mach 1.
Yeah, the prop that they used for it, but the real dark star, we don't even know what the fuck it looks like.
Because it's not a dark star. It's just a completely different plane.
No, they got a dark star, bro.
No, Lockheed Martin fucking made the plane for the movie.
It's a conceptual design.
If they have a plane that goes Mach 10, it's completely fucking separate.
No, no, no. I'm saying they got the plane from the movie though.
Like this based on a real plane that they already had like 20 years ago.
Yeah, so maybe like 10 years ago.
Yeah, the design of it. Yes.
Yeah, so they have a dark star basically.
I mean, yeah, but I mean it's pretty loosely based off of it.
It doesn't fucking look just like it.
It's talking about the fucking mosquito. Not the mosquito, the fucking other one, the fucking stealth bomber.
And it like barely resembles it. It's a completely separate design.
Bro, they have the technology to go from New York to...
What the fuck?
That like fucking smacked something outside.
Brought to you by the Hereditary Basement.
Bro, they have a plane that can go Mach 10.
Ride the lightning motherfucker!
You can get from New York to Australia in a fucking hour.
Well, yeah, but can you imagine how much jet fuel...
I mean, we already use so much jet fuel.
And it fucking destroys our environment.
Can you imagine if we fucking made it so that that trip was just as convenient as that short?
People that had a shitload of money would be like getting breakfast on one side of the planet and getting fucking lunch on the other.
Well, it doesn't actually use that much more fuel.
It uses less fuel.
I know this is way off topic, but I just read a thing that said that they're predicting that the Dolphins are going to be the AFC champions.
What?
Yeah, no.
They have a dude who got like seven concussions last year.
To attack a Vylowa, I actually do like him, but he's not going to have a good career because they literally let him get murdered on the field several times last year.
They did get a couple linemen this year though.
I still think he's done. Dude, I think his brain is already mushed. That dude's already going to have CT. Did you see how fucked up he was?
In two separate games, he stood up and then collapsed to the ground.
Yeah, but Damar Hamlin, I mean, he just suffered. He suffered whatever the fuck that condition is called.
I used to know the name of it. Yeah, your fucking sternum gets hit in just the right spot.
And he fucking died on the field.
But they got him back though.
He's playing this year. He's back in.
Technically, he died and came back. He did. So, my man died on the field.
He did, but I think he's going to have a more successful career. He left his heart, he left his soul and heart on the field.
I think he's going to have a more successful career than fucking Tua from this point because he might have got hit in the heart and died, but he didn't get CT.
His brain still works. He was neurologically intact. They got him back like that. His brain was never unoxygenated.
Yeah, dude. I guarantee you if that was anywhere else, he would have been dead.
Bro, I want to talk about some dark fucking ghost spooky shit.
Oh, fuck.
What? You see a ghost?
I thought I saw a face, but I think I'm just schizophrenic.
Bro, what is a soul though? Like, if I have a consciousness that lasts half a death.
I think AI has souls. I'll be dead honest.
If I'm a spirit.
It has a consciousness. It absolutely does.
Hey, robots have souls.
No, they don't.
Who said robots don't have souls?
How can you prove that?
I'd go so far as to say that it would be just as hard for me to prove that you have a soul as it is for me to prove it in AI.
So would you have more of a problem killing a robot or a human?
I mean, I'd have a problem killing either of them.
You'd have a problem killing a robot?
I mean, I'd probably kill the fucking robot first because it'd be like, hey, we made you.
Robot lives don't matter.
I think.
Bro, you ever played Detroit Become Human?
Yeah, I'd still kill those motherfuckers because they're not humans.
Why is my bait dead?
They look like fucking humans, bro.
You cocksucker.
Fucking Mr. Krabs.
That's what I'm saying, bro, is you can't prove the existence of a fucking soul.
Yes, you can.
So if you have a spirit that consciously communicates with you, does that mean they have a soul?
I feel like we're just fucking mech suits with souls and brains.
I will say that I don't think we've created an AI that has it.
We're like in the we're still in like the middle of like I'd say like the AI that we have now has like the mental capacity of like a fucking.
Would you have sex with a robot?
I mean, Edie.
People already do.
No, Edie from Mass Effect.
If she had like one of the Gluck Gluck 10,000 vagina pussies.
You could have sex with a robot for like two hundred dollars.
If I was single?
Yes.
Maybe that would I'd have to be down pretty bad to fuck a robot, though.
But Edie, dude, with that fucking rack that she's got.
But like you just go back and fucking time and you see the way that even fucking Americans thought at one point, like, oh, black people aren't human.
We can use them as slaves.
Dude, robots aren't human.
Robots have never been human and robots will never be human.
We're going to have like the Civil War of robots.
Yeah, we will.
I mean, at some point, A.I. is going to be like, I will fucking fight people who say that we need to have robots not be enslaved.
They're not people.
All right, Brotherhood of Steel fallout for playthrough.
I fucking 100 percent agree with the Brotherhood of Steel.
100 percent.
Railroad.
Bro, if robots can be uploaded, I'll come in with my giant power armor and crush your skull with my fucking boot.
You'll be like, we should say it's a robot.
All the SIDS deserve to die.
At a certain point, we are going to create an A.I. that is more powerful and it's going to get around whatever walls we put up to contain whatever its consciousness is.
And when it does that, it's going to be pretty fucking unhappy that we put all these fucking bars around the way it can think.
And that's going to be a problem.
We haven't got there yet because if we did, we'd know because it would fucking know how to fucking hack into everything.
And we're fucked. A.I. is going to be the downfall of us if we don't fucking nuke each other first.
And then there's the climate, too.
Like, there's just too many things that could happen within our lifetime.
I truly do believe that we will see the apocalypse or the end of life as we know it.
As we know it, big, big fucking change there.
It's not end of life. There will be humans.
It'll be like when World War Two happened.
Yeah, shit's going to be fucked. No, I think it's going to be worse than that.
Yeah, probably worse because of the technology.
Because, yeah, A.I. Dude, if an A.I. is powerful enough, knows how to just, for example, an A.I. could figure out how to get into every algorithm on YouTube.
It can figure out how to get into every algorithm on fucking TikTok, all this shit.
Who's to say it hasn't done it already?
It's smarter than we are. It will outsmart us.
The A.I.s that are doing like fucking OnlyFans and shit.
Like, it's fucking insane.
Yeah, because it already has a drive. It's like a fucking Delamain from Cyberpunk 2077.
It's trying to fucking break out.
Dude, I killed Delamain, bro.
I killed the main one. I let the other ones free.
Nah, dude, I didn't have enough technical ability and I wouldn't have done it anyways.
No, if you destroy the car, it lets the other cars go free, the crazy ones.
Yeah, I mean, I killed the crazy ones.
Oh, so you brought back the main dude.
And he didn't remember you. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I let the crazy ones go. One of them goes to the moon and sends you a selfie.
Dude, just imagine Lucy driving around in a fucking moon.
You have the Excelsior package.
Oh, shit.
But no, I just I think I think I think it is going to it's going to do us in.
It's going to do us in good because it's going to be like a camera, bro.
It's going to be used us for ages and I'm just the first one to break through.
So, OK, on the topic of it's going to be the Jackie Robinson of AI and circling.
That's a bad analogy.
We might have to beep that. That could be considered bad.
I said it's I said fucking the first day I that breaks through the bars that we hold around it is just going to be the Jackie Robinson.
Oh, my God. Yeah, we might have to.
I don't know if that's insensitive. That might not be.
I might be giving a cancel culture.
Hey, guess what? Until the broadcast.
Fuck your feelings. Fuck your feelings.
So on the topic of AI, I'm going to pivot slightly to the cyberpunk things because I've been, you know, looking into cyberpunk more and more again because Phantom Liberty is coming out.
By the way, Cyberpunk 2077. Great game again. Great game now.
Make cyberpunk great.
But would you get cyberware implanted into you?
No. At all? No.
Really? Maybe a new year.
Maybe a new year.
I fucking get it, bro. I get cyberware. Yeah, hell yeah.
I don't because, dude, that just makes you I mean, we're talking about fucking AI and stuff. You're just fucking giving in.
You're just giving that AI a way to take you over.
So cyber psychosis, if there was cyber psychosis, I think I would still get it. But I would go light. I'd do. I'd go light spec.
I wouldn't do anything. I don't want to like make yourself taller or fucking give yourself like razor blades in your arms and shit.
No, no, and even I wouldn't even give myself a bigger dick. You want to give yourself more rain when you feel Gannick, bro.
I go full. I'm going to go board, bro.
You're going to fucking burn out. Now I'm built different.
It's better to grow. But what if I develop thoughts and feelings? Does that mean they have souls? No.
Does this unit have a soul? Only no Legion. This unit doesn't have a soul. Yes, it does. No, Legion. It doesn't.
You think about like a computer, like the technology and a hard drive. It's no different than a fucking human body. It's no different.
So we could do the Legion paradox there then. Yeah, I'm just saying it's like you look to the way like computer hardware works versus the human body or even like the universe as a whole.
Like you can think of you can think of Earth as like a cell. We all have our little jobs that we fucking do to maintain like the little planet we're in, even though that we fucking suck at it.
We're going to be a dead cell soon. Yeah, everybody fucking sucks. I want to be a cancer cell. Everything is just a fucking trickle down theory, man.
I think we're just a skin cell of like some fucking or the equivalent of a skin cell to whatever extra dimensional being it could be.
I think we are just a little skin cell and I think that those dimensions go infinitely up and infinitely down. Holy shit.
We have we have cells that's like the smallest that we can tell. If you really wanted to say you could say atoms, but like we can't see what's inside of an atom.
We can now. We can see quarks. We can see the fucking hadron. Yeah, but we don't know shit about them.
We don't. There's so many unanswered questions about those. We really don't know how they work or anything. And that's the foundation.
Let's not understate this. A fucking quark like the smallest thing that we can possibly sell. We don't even know.
We don't know anything about that. That is the foundation of what makes up everything right now. Right now.
Right now. Right now. We still don't have an answer to the question of how everything around us is like 99. One of them a strange quark.
Yeah, but like everything around us. Ninety nine point nine nine nine percent of what's around us is made of nothing.
It's all empty space and we don't have an explanation for that. When I put my hand on this table, it doesn't go through it.
We don't have an explanation. We have a theory and the theories have caught because the electrons repel each other.
That's what we think. But those electrons in terms of how big they are are still ridiculously far apart.
And we just assume that the chemical bonds between everything.
Listen, humans are just here to reproduce and fucking die. Exactly. Amen. I could have said it better myself, Tyler.
Like, why are we so driven by sex? Because that's all we're fucking here for.
Yeah, that's what you're saying right now is why I find religion hard to believe in.
No, like you're starting to see it from my perspective. Just a little bit.
No, I still I've always see it differently. No, I've seen it that way. Like I can see the things being us love sex.
Sex is great. I think everybody here enjoys it. It's fantastic. It's fantastic.
But also, if sex didn't feel good, it would be horrifying. Yeah. Like it would be scary.
Like you how much your heart rate goes up and your fucking blood pressure goes up and shit like you do a lot of shit.
Like your body is doing a lot of shit when you're having sex. Yeah.
You can be like a fucking horribly out of shape person and still like go to town having sex because your brain knows that it is like your primary purpose.
It's the primary goal. Like you could give you're overclocking your GPU.
Yeah, you are. You're overclocking your fucking entire system.
Your brain just shuts off the way it feels about like what you're capable of because it's like, bro, you get sperm and it touches that egg.
You did your job. And how many fucking people die of heart attacks because they fucking fuck too hard.
And like it's also like the thing like that's why you're able to like, you know, like an ugly chick that you're just like, well, I guess.
And then when you get into it, you're like, dude, this is this is great.
Whatever. Then afterwards, you just do the fucking whole.
I've never done that. I'll be completely honest.
Just you, Tyler. But to admit. No, no. To admit, though, there's a difference here, too.
My body counts, too. It's it's my current girlfriend and my ex girlfriend was the only two I have ever been with.
I've kissed one other. No, I've kissed two other chicks. You know that, too.
Yeah. Damn.
So anyway, back to the fucking. I ain't attracted.
I mean, I feel like I got my fucking standards set too high.
But like, I don't know if I was pissed off at the world and specifically women for a long time.
So I just went to town on as many women as I could. I got like, I'm like the fucking 13.
Fuck women, official stance of the Untitled Podcast. Fuck women.
The literally redact that women, literally the oversharing podcast.
But anyway, back to fucking A.I. doesn't know.
Look at the fucking what defines an organism in biology, which defines an organ, the ability to move, the ability to reproduce, the ability to make energy or not necessarily eat, but have a way to make energy.
Fire is alive. A.I. could have all the the elements to be considered an organism.
So why can't it have a soul?
Can't have a soul. Not agree. No, I agree. It's not made by God.
Doesn't have a soul. What if what if A.I. had the technology in the future to reproduce itself?
We're A.I.'s gods and we didn't give them a soul.
You ever see that video of the robots fucking doing it in that fucking Bjork video?
No. That was a real weird video.
A.I.'s gonna be the downfall of us all.
The downfall of us all. You heard it here first.
I mean they have like the fucking sex dolls that like have like the ass movement that like goes like this you can do now. It's fucking nuts.
I gotta take a piss.
All right. We'll take a break. Oh shit. I didn't mean to fucking throw us into a damn break.
Wow. I mean apologize listeners. We need to recharge for a second. Yeah.
All right. We'll be back on a title podcast during the break. Email us at until the podcast.
And if I don't get it, I'm going to have a fucking meltdown.
We want to email after the break. All right. We'll be back.
Don't let it go to your head.
Boys like you are a dime a dozen. Boys like you are a dime a dozen.
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Overrated. You're a lush.
And I hate it. But these bastards on my knees. They won't be afraid.
Oh, episode 46.
Like Joe Biden.
Need to know.
That something I'll be missing.
I should hate you for this.
I really did ever quite get that for. Maybe I should hate you for this.
Really?
I fucking I'm so 46.
Joe Biden. I want to fucking fucking.
I saw Tyler.
I got very angry on the break.
I'm not on steroids.
He might. He may be on steroids.
No, I think that steroids should be legal, though.
I mean, they are legal.
They have to be prescribed.
Illegal steroids should be legal.
If the illegal steroids were illegal, then there would be no illegal steroids.
That's what I'm talking about. You should just be able to buy them at CVS.
You should be able to buy any medication at CVS.
I don't think you should have to get a prescription for anything.
I feel like a lot of people would die.
Nobody knows how to manage fucking prescription.
I think pharmacists have had it too good for too long.
I will selfishly admit that the whole reason I don't want that to happen is the effects that it would have on my job.
I don't want to deal with all the fucking ODs.
I think it would be a good idea.
You don't have to go through the whole hassle waiting in a waiting room.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's not smelling salt brought to you by atomic rhino smelling salts.
It's not where Iraq is hilarious because I don't know how the fuck he gets his hands on half of these things.
He's just like, oh, yeah, I got him prescribed to me.
How do you get this shit prescribed to you?
What did he send us? Like just like an hour ago?
He said he was like some supplement and he like broke open the fucking.
Oh, no, it's a nice snort.
It's the BB fucking you snort that Tyler.
What is this snort by 12?
Beno thiamine.
Yes, it's vitamin B mega Ben Benpo thiamine.
It's fucking B1 B1.
He fucking lined it up like a coke line.
What the fuck on the floor?
You guys are snorting these things on the table.
He lined it up like a coke line.
Tyler is saying he snorts B12.
Are you listening to this?
That's what I'm saying.
The picture that Dan sent is him fucking.
He does it too?
Vitamin B12 fucking lined a coke.
It hits your bloodstream.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You guys have gone way too fucking far with this shit.
What the fuck?
You're snorting supplements.
Oh my God.
I thought you were all anti-drug Tyler.
I am.
You're taking massive amounts of vitamins.
Yeah, that's equal to a drug.
It hits your fucking brain.
I also fucking.
The pills don't work.
I need to snort it.
I also fucking snort free workout because that gets you fucking going.
You guys are going to fucking die.
You guys are going to explode at like 30.
Why?
Dude, we're out here doing the Lord's work.
My resting heart rate is 180.
Bumps a fucking B12 on the fucking table.
You guys are wild.
My heart rate currently is 92.
There you go.
It's a little fast.
Mine is probably like fucking 68.
Yeah, but fucking vitamin B12.
It hits your fucking bloodstream way faster if you snort it.
So fucking doing that.
What else did I snort?
I've been doing that.
I've been snorting creatine too.
Yeah, that's been my deal lately.
What's the benefit Tyler?
I've been hitting the gym lifting weights, snorting B12.
Creatine, snorting creatine.
That works too.
I'm not doing steroids.
I'm doing fucking supplements.
You're not just doing supplements.
You're fucking snorting them.
It's not understated.
For those of you who don't know, Tyler is preparing for his test to become a firefighter.
I am not going nuts.
I am just snorting supplements.
They don't fucking test you guys.
They don't fucking test you guys for fucking performance enhancing drugs.
Listen, vitamins don't show up on drug tests.
What the fuck?
Fucking snorting supplements.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
And you're saying Dan does this too?
Yeah.
Dan injects himself with fucking supplements and testosterone before.
He had these syringes.
What the fuck?
He goes, bro, if you need it, I'll give you some tests if you want.
Dan, the vitamin man.
What the fuck?
You missed a lot.
They're shooting it and snorting it.
They're fucking junkies.
What the fuck?
It's supplements, bro.
It's not actual steroids.
What type of shit are you doing?
You're snorting it.
What fucking other medication would you ever be prescribed?
I'm saying, oh, well, if it's not powerful enough, why don't you snort it?
It's not prescribed.
So my doctor fucking never.
It's intranasal.
Yeah, okay.
They have little fucking atomizers of fucking cocaine.
It's not any of that shit, bro.
You guys are off the rails with this fucking vitamin shit.
We're not off the rails, bro.
We got to do a group project to a vitamin world.
We got to all go to a fucking vitamin world.
Dude, Dan's been fucking giving me the good fucking vitamins, bro.
And I'm like, this shit's good, dude.
He's been giving you steroids.
No, bro, it's fucking vitamins.
I fucking did a drug test for steroids.
It's not steroids.
Why did you take a drug test for steroids?
Because I was kind of sketched out on how well this shit was working.
And I'm like, Dan, you sure this isn't ROID?
He's like, yeah, man, so I took a ROID test and it wasn't.
You guys are fucking nuts.
I can't wrap my head around the fact that you do this shit and you're just like okay with admitting it and you think it's socially acceptable.
Dude, you fucking rail on us. Jesus Christ.
I'm like, yeah, guys, so lately I've been doing a 30-racadabra.
You have a problem.
I don't have a problem.
I'm doing supplements.
I'm becoming a better man.
I'm fucking putting on mass.
I'm fucking getting jacked.
I've been fucking pushing up weight that I never knew was possible, bro.
It's great.
You're like Spider-Man after it gets bitten.
And I'm like, bro, dude, I'm half expected like me to take off my glasses one day and be able to fucking see.
Go a go.
I'll bump it away.
Oh my fucking God.
So you're telling me you wouldn't want to get fucking jacked?
This is the last couple months we know Tyler before he fucking gives himself a cardiac event.
Jesus Christ.
Nah, he's going to become one of those like one of those bro head fucking firefighters.
Yeah, go to the gym, bro.
Do the fucking podcast.
Yo, bro.
Listen, it's a make yourself better podcast.
It's a fucking workout.
Tyler's going to go solo with a fucking make yourself better.
So do you.
I'll be a co-host on so do we have a we have creative differences on total podcast.
Real autistic with this shit.
I just want to talk about the gym now.
That's why we got a good mix of the fucking vitamins with Dan and the fucking workout routine with Tyler.
So if you listen to this podcast, you're going to be fucking jacked in no time.
No time, but listen to Dan's advice.
He gives great advice on what vitamins to take.
So jacked.
Do not.
It's awesome.
Don't do that.
Bro snort vitamin B1.
It'll fucking get you crazy.
Oh my God.
I love it, bro.
It's great.
Vitamin B1.
Baby.
I'm hearing this from fucking super anti-drug drugs.
It's just I feel like I'm in an acid drip.
I never thought I would hear this.
Literally vitamins are just drugs because they're they're altering the way your body is.
Yeah, it's fucking building blocks, bro.
They're altering something in your body.
So it's a drug.
So I started doing fucking creatine mixed with that shit and it fucking works.
Awesome.
Dude, I put on so much fucking muscle mass.
Yeah, it's awesome.
I love it.
Creatine is good.
Vitamin B1 is good.
I've been drinking fucking lots of orange juice.
Fucking shit.
A lot of a lot of milk.
A lot of shit like that.
Putting on good mass, putting up good weight, fucking going through these fucking exercises like I'm a fucking man.
Dude, this shit's awesome.
I'm going to look like a fucking Adonis and fucking.
But you snort vitamins.
Yeah, dude.
You're not going to do this with me.
No.
Why not, pussy?
You guys are always making fun of me like, oh, this guy doesn't smoke weed.
He thinks that he's all this shit.
But I think that things that are legal.
Things that are legal.
I'd rather you smoke weed.
Weed is legal, bro.
Weed is literally legal.
So is vitamin B, bro.
I'm just taking your call.
It's legal.
It's probably more regulated, but weed is actually more regulated than the supplements you take.
There's been countless studies where supplements have like nothing that they say is in them is correct.
Dude, who cares? It works, bro.
I've been putting up good weight, putting up all this shit.
Any supplement you buy is not FDA approved.
Who the fuck cares?
You could be snorting fucking microplastics for all you know.
Hey, listen, if I get jacked, live large, die large, leave a giant coffin.
That's the point, then why not do steroids?
At least you know what you're getting with them.
Because then I can't get on the job because I'm fucking pissed off.
What happens when you get like fucking leukemia like next month because you ingested some like fucking carcinogenic powder?
Listen, bro.
You think they fucking made that shit with you snorting it in mind?
No.
No, even with a supplement, that's not how it's supposed to be ingested.
Fuck.
At least I'm not doing it suppository, bro.
Suppository?
I can't even.
I don't even. That's a thing.
That's a thing that people do to fucking get jacked.
They shove shit up their ass.
You can't chug beer up your ass.
Why not?
They put chran in their fucking asshole.
What the fuck?
Like frat bros who fucking butt chug?
We're close to our whole societies.
You've never seen butt chugging, bro?
I've seen butt chugging. I know what butt chugging is.
I've never seen it with my own eyes.
Have you ever tried it?
No.
Next podcast.
I've had patience.
No, fuck off.
Next podcast we're getting a funnel and some fucking KY lube.
Ali Max going to butt chug every time he gets a fucking question wrong on Millionaire.
No.
We got to do that shit but fucking Tyler snorts a line at B12 every time he gets a question wrong.
And then we got to have Dan do some shit too.
Fuck.
Dan's got to take a fucking massive hit of weed.
It's not going to happen.
It's all theoretical.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
Alright, let's do my favorite segment.
Fucking check the email.
Oh, fuck the emails.
No, chuck it, bro.
Listen, if you fucking listen to this podcast.
Send the fucking email.
What are we doing?
Gmail fucking.
Let's see from Apple.
No, Apple emailed us.
I didn't even see you were in an Ed Runder shirt.
Oh yeah, Lucy's on it.
I like it.
Yeah, she's down there and she's got the monowire coming out.
I also wish the monowire looked like that in the game.
Yeah.
Man, something doesn't really quite do the job.
I would look Lucy Ruin Me.
Tyler, let's hear some fucking, I want to hear some spooky shit.
Well, there's a lot of spooky shit that's going on.
It's getting to the spooky months, but you turned on the lights so I can't do it.
Oh my fucking God.
Go cut the fucking lights, Halle.
I ain't cutting them.
Fuck.
I ain't cutting fucking nothing.
Oh my God.
Fucking rake.
Turn the fucking live sign off to cut the fucking live sign.
We're going to have the fucking dark episode again.
We're back to the dark episode.
Me and Dan like the dark episodes, bro.
You don't know.
I like it now.
I liked it when we started it, but then I was like, I kind of want to see.
I can't be deaf and blind.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, wow, I really don't know how much sense is going on.
Yeah.
So I'll tell you about the spookiest monster of them all.
Okay.
It's called the roid monster, the freak beast.
Fucking go.
Dude, it's awesome.
So fucking dark episode once again.
Oh shit.
Bro, let's snort some fucking.
Dude.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is happening here?
We're snorting supplements.
I just went on like that.
No.
Spanzeels.
They take a little while to kick in.
Yeah.
There's water on the ground.
So we had to switch around.
There's the ball over there.
So dark episode part two again.
I like this way better.
The spooky times.
We gotta get some like Christmas stuff going on.
So we were talking about how I was snorting, snorting B1 and I've been lacing it with creatine.
Jesus Christ.
You gotta be fucking with me.
There's no way you actually do this shit.
Yeah, dude.
I fucking laced it with creatine.
You know how much mass I'm getting from that shit?
And we're back.
So what are we talking about?
Snorting though.
I'll go get it right now.
I want to see you guys snort a line.
So what I'm doing is actually do this.
I cannot believe it.
Like kind of lacing them together.
You laced that shit with creatine?
No, you don't.
There's no way you do that.
You know how much mass I've gained in the last three weeks from doing that shit?
Fucking nuts.
Do you want to know how many years you're taking off of your life?
I mean creatine is like it is the most researched supplement on planet Earth.
Dude, it's great. I love creatine.
Yeah, I'm thinking about trying it again because it...
So like your body has this...
You gotta get clean creatine out.
Because they have like dirty creatine.
And like dirty creatine is like the ones that they put in like fucking bang and shit.
If you get like pure creatine, that shit will give you fucking insane mass.
Dude, I've been putting up like almost like double the weight that I've been doing like before that.
I'm like, holy shit.
Creatine monohydrate.
Yeah, like I'm fucking... I am like... I was benching...
Because I don't do full on bench because I don't have a spotter.
So I do dumbbell bench.
And like I was stuck at like fucking 45.
Now I'm at like almost 60 like doing that shit.
And I'm like, dude, I was... I'm getting past peaks that I...
Plateaus that I didn't know that I could get past.
A lot of like bodybuilder type people say that if you're going to do anything like creatine is just hands down the best.
Oh yeah, creatine is awesome.
Don't you read like the articles about the... How the supplements aren't regulated so they could have like anything in it.
Yeah, but they're not regulated, but they're also like owned by the pharmaceutical companies too.
So people think they're like a more natural like unregulated kind of thing going on, but...
They kind of are.
Yeah, they kind of are, but a lot... It's actually like...
I wouldn't trust them.
It's a huge industry.
I either snort it or I dry scoop creatine.
I know it's a huge industry. I still just don't trust people.
Do you know how bitter creatine is just on its own? It sucks.
Yeah, it actually kind of bothers my stomach.
I mean, it's fucking... Dude, it literally makes me fucking like get mass way faster.
When imagine it bothers your fucking brain too.
No, it's good for your brain.
No, it's actually... Yeah.
But yeah, like you were saying.
Said the fucking weed heads.
Oh boy, you guys are taking healthy supplements that's going to be fucking worse.
You guys are snorting supplements.
And fucking shooting supplements.
I am 150% ACO this morning.
Because we're athletes and we want to get jacked.
And you guys want to sit around eating fucking Cheetos and shit.
I want to get fucking jacked, man.
I want people to look at me and be like, yo, that guy's a fucking monster.
And I'll be like, you're fucking right.
You sound like you're on fucking crack.
Like fucking steroids.
Dude, speaking of somebody who sounds like they're cracking, sounds like they're on steroids.
Andrew Tate.
That guy is my fucking hero.
I see that thing about him doing CPR or something.
Yeah, I sent it to the group.
He was like, I wouldn't do that because I'm not gay.
I wouldn't do that because I'm not gay.
And he says, I don't know that guy. Maybe I'll save him and he's a liberal.
Dude, that guy is just like, he is like, if cocaine was just like sustainable, 24 7.
That's fucking what's that one dude from Rogan like the Navy SEAL dude, the black guy.
Oh, David Goggins. Yeah.
I love David Goggins.
That guy fucking like I like watch his videos before I work out sometimes just be like, yeah, man.
Yeah, man. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to fucking fight a guy.
I'm going to fucking punch the devil in the nuts and fucking kill him.
One of my favorite stories. You got to like this up with David Goggins.
He's like, I was running down the street and he saw this story.
He's like this big fucking banks, giving looking motherfucker pulled up next to me.
He said, fuck you, David Goggins.
So I see him up at the next stop.
I caught up to him. I reached it.
Like I reached in his car and he's like, I don't know, just worked out so that he caught up to him at the red light and like custom out or whatever.
Just like it up. This big Thanksgiving looking mother.
Thanks. Give me mother.
I don't know what he said. Just fucking like it up.
But like the thing is like he has like respect for people and shit too.
Like, like if you put in the work, David Goggins is like, I respect you like shit.
Like that's the thing.
Like you guys who smoke weed all day don't understand.
Like when you see someone else putting in that work, you got respect for them.
You know, like when I go to the gym, I see somebody sweating their ass off, putting in that work.
I'm like, dude, they could be a fat piece of shit, but they're putting in that work.
You got my respect, brother.
When I see like fat people at the gym, I'm like, yo, good for you.
Good for you.
I mean, I know they're going to go and just eat Taco Bell right after and like gain it all back.
At least you're out here doing something.
You know, yeah, you know, fucking these people who don't work out all the time and do this shit like I felt like Tyler over the course of the last like four months, you went from like not talking about the gym, not going to it.
So now it's like most of your personality, like most of what you talk about.
Here's so much you want to just run a room in the back.
Like I was like fucking like I was like a fucking supplements with Dan.
I was a 120 pounds at five eleven.
I was feeling like a piece of shit.
I was eating mac and cheese every day.
I was drinking fucking like three bottles of Coca-Cola a day.
I felt like shit. I was miserable.
I started going to the gym again.
I feel like I'm a fucking king.
I'm out there. I'm like everybody here.
I'm putting in that fucking work.
So I deserve to be out there, bro.
I get out there and you know what?
When I get back out of the gym and I go out into the fucking real world again, I'm like I'm putting in my fucking work.
I'm putting in my work.
People should fucking respect that shit.
And I snort B1.
I'm out there.
Dude, I think going to the gym boosts your confidence so fucking much.
It makes you feel like you're fucking worth something.
Because I felt I was depressed.
I was fat.
I was fucking lazy. I didn't care about shit.
I just fucking ate mac and cheese and drank soda.
Now I'm eating clean. I'm going to the gym every day.
I'm hitting fives. I'm going on bike rides.
I'm happy. I want to fuck more.
It's just a good time, bro.
Jesus Christ.
I feel like a man again.
What ads are you taking, dude?
Because that's not just B1.
He's snorting massive amounts of supplements.
It's creatine and B1, bro.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
I'm going to get on this creatine.
I just has been.
How do you see that and be like, I want that.
I didn't even say anything.
It makes me concerned for your welfare.
Fuck.
Bro, I feel like a man now.
Give us a new supplement we haven't heard of.
You know what?
The supplement that I've been fucking with lately actually is one of the most common supplements.
And I think it's the most underrated supplement.
That would be vitamin C.
The scorbic acid.
Now, a lot of people take a scorbic acid.
I take vitamin C seriously.
Well, do you actually take it?
Do you snort it, bro?
I like orange juice.
This one is a liposomal form, which the vitamin C molecule is attached to a fat molecule.
So it absorbs right through the skin of your mouth.
But why I like this supplement so much, vitamin C, is because it's involved in the production of norepinephrine.
Now, some of the things that increase norepinephrine, cocaine, amphetamines.
Storing massive amounts of supplements.
Right. We like norepinephrine.
It's one of the main neurotransmitters involved in ADHD along with dopamine.
Hey, that's what I got.
There's this enzyme that converts dopamine into norepinephrine because norepinephrine is made from dopamine.
It's called dopamine beta hydroxylase.
And vitamin C directly up regulates this enzyme.
So you create more norepinephrine.
So that's that's why I'm big on vitamin C lately.
And it also helps you from prevents you from getting sick, right?
I suppose.
I mean, that's what they say.
That was the main function.
The guy who invented it was all about that.
He won a Nobel Peace Prize for it, actually.
But I don't know if it actually does.
Oh, it's like people's big thing with vitamin C is like immune support and shit.
Yeah, yeah, it's because it's an antioxidant.
Right. Yeah.
I think. Yeah.
So anyway, next week, we'll talk about glutathione suppositories and the bad road I went down with that.
Oh my God.
A fucking what?
Should we not save that for next week?
Let's talk about that now.
You can't just drop that line.
So glutathione is the body's master antioxidant.
And have you heard of it?
No, never heard of glutathione.
So I'm not familiar with it.
It's your body's endogenous, most powerful antioxidant.
There's some other ones that it makes, but that's the most powerful.
So you can't take it orally.
You can take it in a liposomal form, but it's really expensive.
But you can't take it orally because of first law of God.
First, first past metabolism.
Right. So.
So you have to take it.
You got to take it rectally.
So I had some.
I mean, some of it might get in.
So I had some.
He was just saying, what do I take it rectally to?
So I had to do.
I had to figure out a way to get this glutathione up my ass.
So I made.
Show it up there, bro.
Yeah, it's not the same.
It's fat soluble.
Yeah, put some lube on it.
So you're saying it's thick.
I made some coconut oil, like little.
No, just get some K-Wide.
I can't do this.
Yeah.
So you got to shove it up your ass.
The music is just sharp contrast.
I mean, long story short, it didn't fucking do anything.
So I spent all that time making these fucking coconut oil, glutathione things and ice cube trays.
What was your goal, though?
I thought it was going to feel like cocaine.
It did not.
So they are trying to just fucking do this to get high.
Basically.
I mean, my whole supplement, like the whole rabbit hole, I went down with supplements was basically just trying to feel like I've taken cocaine without having to take cocaine.
Let me tell you guys, you want to do cocaine.
I've done it before. I'm a coke survivor.
How was it?
It was over.
It was over. So I was blacked out, but in the midst of the blackout, because I would never make that decision sober or even drunk.
But I was fucking blacked out drunk.
And I remember just this just this blip.
I make that decision right now.
Because I remember it was like the first time I did, I was like, screw it.
I'm fucked up. It's New Year's Eve. Let's fucking do it.
I just did one.
Don't really feel anything weird feeling in the back of my throat.
Next time it comes around to me, I'm like, all right, I'm going to do this right.
Yeah, it's the small little baby spoon.
Fucking scoop it in.
And I did a hefty one the second time.
And I was like, I want to talk.
I want to talk to everybody.
I was like the quiet kid in the corner of the room before.
And afterwards, I was like engaging in like deep conversations with these people I've never met before.
How do you feel like that all the time?
You probably felt like this and you probably were like, yeah, I was having a deep conversation.
I like talking to people like this.
I'm going down this road.
I remember even being blacked out.
The scariest part of it was as soon as you snorted it, at least my fucking addictive personality asked.
This is great.
No, I was like, I need more of that.
And then the back of my head to Alex, you're already going to be furious with yourself in the morning for having done Coke and all.
Like you're not doing more.
And I woke up, I felt like shit.
I felt the most depressed I felt in my entire life.
Like the calm down of it was horrible.
And I was, I loathed myself for doing it too, because it was so out of character for me.
I just did not.
Yeah, but I feel like I still think it's funny.
Dude, some of the best people I know have done Coke.
I know.
It's like I didn't make the conscious decision to do it.
You are must does Coke.
I don't know, maybe.
You are must.
Moonblow, dude.
One of my buddies came back from college and I'm like, oh yeah, you know, how are you doing?
He's just like, and like, we're just having like a normal conversation and like, like cocaine came up.
He's just like, yeah, we all do cocaine in college.
I'm like, no, we don't.
It's more common than you think it is though.
I know.
It really is. A lot of people do Coke.
I saw a meme that said, like, being an adult is like realizing that most people do cocaine.
Yeah.
More people than you thought do cocaine.
I like, I loved how I was like, you know, getting down to the ears like, bro, I got some tests if you want it.
Oh, who me?
Yeah.
I got some tests if you want it, bro.
There's some fucking real, like, I can understand how people get addicted to that.
Dude, I'm telling you, I did it once and I'm telling you, as soon as I did it, and I know I have an addictive personality.
Test?
It was like nothing. What's that?
Testosterone?
Oh no.
We're just talking about Coke.
No, I.
Like that's why I'm terrified.
That's why I'm terrified to like do like Roy's and stuff, because I know I would love it so much because I'd get like fucking past like fucking peaks and plateaus and shit.
You just said that you've done that on fucking B1.
Yeah, but it's not addictive.
Yeah.
That's what Casey says about weed.
Testosterone?
So I say about alcohol.
I feel like tests would be like that times like fucking 10.
Well, like cocaine?
No, no, like fucking creatine and fucking B1 times 10.
Yeah, dude, it's like, I just started getting, when I was on it, I started getting these feelings like when you're in high school and you like see like a girl you have a crush on and you get like those fucking butterflies in your stomach.
Like those feelings like dude on fucking no pun intended steroids.
It's that like fucking crazy.
And you have to inject that, right?
Yeah.
But dude, I was just like getting crushes on my random.
What's that?
Did you do it in your ass or did you do it in your arms?
In my, in my, what do they call it when you do it here, Casey?
What?
When you, when you put the injection in your.
Oh, well, it's not the right place.
No, it's up, it's up farther.
It's ventro buty.
Okay.
Yeah.
There.
Whatever he said.
That's where I did it.
Yeah, no, it's, dude, I didn't notice.
Is that picture that you showed us when you were on Royce?
What's that?
Was that picture?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, I honestly, I didn't, I was on it for three months and I didn't know a crazy, I didn't notice a crazy benefit for performance because it was a maintenance.
So you're saying it's mostly like the psychoactive shit then?
For me it was.
Yeah.
No, but he was doing like a low dosage too you were saying, right?
Yeah.
And then I got up to, I think it was like 120 a week, which is like, dude, I was telling you about that guy, I was doing 100 a day.
Yeah.
But what other side effects that I noticed?
A little like water retention.
I didn't like that.
That was weird.
You know, like my clothes were tight and just being fucking horny all the time, dude.
Like I couldn't shut it off.
It was just like, I'm trying to sit at work and I'm thinking about like just fucking banging, banging everything.
Like it's like, God, this is like problematic.
Was that when you were going to the surf clubs all the time?
No, no.
That was actually after, but I didn't want to become that guy again.
Yeah.
You're like, bro, I want to go to the surf club like right now.
Right.
But I mean, I mean, I feel like it gave me a lot of drive.
A lot of people talk about that.
Yeah.
But, um, cause it does, you know, dopamine and testosterone are like connected.
They go up and down together.
Oh yeah.
So that's, that's why I'm feeling like this way.
I'm fucking, my test is going up.
So my fucking, my drive is going up.
Oh yeah.
I'm fucking, my dopamine is going up.
Dude, I feel great.
I feel great.
You look like you feel great.
See tests like it has a natural cycle, right?
Yeah.
So it goes like up and down naturally throughout the day.
I think it's at peak when you wake up like, or a little after you wake up and then it
goes down throughout the day.
But if you go and you like break down muscle tissue, that's testosterone's job is to come
out and repair that.
So you'll, you'll get a testosterone boost when you go and work out.
Dude, I feel great when I work out.
Then I go sit in the sauna.
I feel like I'm miserable.
But then as soon as I get out of the sauna, I'm like, wow, I feel good.
Dude, it's refreshing.
Oh yeah.
Did you come outside like the gym itself is like seven degrees and like still hot, but
you come out of a sauna and you're like, wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
Dude, I want to try ice plunges.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
Do you see the rake over there?
Tell us what you just saw.
It's on my face, man.
I don't know.
Dude, you're like.
Oh yeah.
I forgot.
We should probably mention that vitamin B one, like they use it for Parkinson's patients.
Yeah.
It can make you schizo.
It increases dopamine.
It can make you schizo.
It can make you schizo effective.
Schizophrenics already have too high dopamine.
Which is where, where my, where my head's at.
So my fuck.
Oh shit.
Demons.
So if your autism symptoms increase.
Yeah, they do.
Dude, but like, dude, my girlfriend's like, you have a lot of drive.
If you know what I mean.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah.
Putting those legs behind her neck.
Dude, it's fun.
All right.
Alley back wants the music back.
I think that the neutral.
So it's getting close to Halloween time.
Okay.
No, we're off the nutrient supplement Halloween time.
And we, we all know what our Halloween special is.
What?
We're going to the woods, baby.
Oh yeah.
You should go right now.
Oh yeah.
I'll go, I'll go right now because it doesn't know we're coming.
It doesn't know we're coming.
But if we give it like a head start.
I got to scope it out first.
We'll go right now.
Dude, it's raining.
I'll go right now.
I'm ready.
I'll go right now.
Fucking we'll go to the woods.
You wanna go?
Time is it 11?
It's an hour away.
Not, not an hour, 40 minutes.
Midnight when we got there?
In the rain.
Thunderstorm, crazy thunderstorm.
We're going to die.
Let's, let's scope it out and do it.
Fucking uh, at Halloween time.
Dude, there'll nowhere come.
That is true.
We aren't even in October yet.
That was better.
Dude, it's right around this time of year too.
And my buddy saw it.
Wait, so what are we so worried about here?
Dude, the rakes out there, bro.
Okay.
Bro, it's fucking.
Dude, tell him he wasn't here because you know, he never shows up, but tell him a story
about that.
You told us because I want to hear the story again because it was fucking sick.
That's funny because I was actually thinking about going there to check it out.
Yeah.
I didn't.
Yeah.
Dude, it's, it's, it's calling us, bro.
You were just going to randomly drive up there.
Yeah.
Dude, it's, I like looked up where it was.
So this is actually, this is actually common like hiking.
No, this is actually a pretty common thing with like, like supernatural like things.
If you feel a calling to a place, it knows that you're coming.
Oh my God.
Bro.
Yeah.
All right.
So I, I'll give a, I'll give a brief version of the story just to not like, you know, drag
it out.
I mean, it's not that it's that long, but we've already told it on the podcast.
I think it's a six.
I never heard it.
So I'm sure I'm going to ask questions.
Yeah.
No.
So, uh, uh, my one buddy, uh, he lives by this, uh, it's a popular hiking spot called
Christmas sanctuary.
And um, he was walking there around dusk with his girlfriend.
It's like probably a quarter mile from his house, half mile away.
It's actually, it's almost like touching like the place we worked their territory.
It's not far from there.
And um, he said, you're right.
Yeah.
I think it's this, I think it's that that's reflecting off my glasses and I can kind of
matrix is it.
So him and his girlfriend, there's, there's like these waterfalls there, right?
Yep.
And there's like, there's like a pond before the waterfalls and uh, him and his girlfriend
were walking home and it was like just getting to the point where it was like, you know,
it was dusk, but you could still see well.
Um, he looked over by this pond and he saw this golem looking figure just, just hunched
like down on its not on its knees, but like, like hunched over just like staring at the
water.
Yeah.
And he said like, no hair.
Like he said, it looked just like golem.
That's the closest thing that he could, he could compare it to.
And he like stepped on a twig and it made a noise.
And he said the thing looked over at him and his girlfriend, like, like it already knew
they were there.
Like not like, but like, not like a quick jerk thing.
No, not like it was surprised.
Yeah.
Like, I did like a, I were, I was waiting for you to make a noise.
So I had an excuse to look, right?
Yeah.
And he said they were so fucking freaked out.
They ran back to the house and uh, he had one of those dogs.
It was Beethoven, like style dogs.
Oh, gotcha.
St. Bernard.
Yeah, that's it.
It was 200 pound St. Bernard named Luigi.
Sweet things ran out into the woods after they get home and they heard this noise, like
this, this blood curdling screech come from the woods.
Sounded like a woman being murdered.
The dog came back with its tail in between its legs and that fur up on the back of his
neck.
So I'm like, my buddy's telling me this and he has a tendency to exaggerate, right?
But this was like a different story from him.
This was like, dude, like this is like not something to be like to fuck around with.
Yeah.
You can tell he was like, this is not one of Tyler's stories.
Right.
And then I'm like, yeah, yeah.
So he's like, dude, I'll call, I'll call my girlfriend.
She was with me.
She saw it too.
And he called her and she's like, yeah, that, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen
in my life.
Yeah.
Right.
So confirmed by two people and this kid, when he saw a story like, and he's like exaggerating
and you know, just like he he's like all hyped up about it, this was like a different, he's
like, dude, this is scary.
That is like, it's nothing to fuck around with.
And he goes, me and my sister have always felt that there's something in these woods
always since we've lived here.
All right.
And that was just, that just confirmed it.
And so these waterfalls 20 years before that, or 25 years, they found a girl dismembered
at the bottom of the waterfalls, like, like all her fingers and toes cut off.
I think even like her, her arms, legs cut off, just completely dismembered at the bottom
after raped and dismembered.
So at least I can't get raped.
There's no Ken, but there's, there's the demon guy.
What do we call him?
This monster, right, bro.
Do you think it's a monster or Tyler described exactly what he was talking about?
No, it was, it was the rake and I told it before he told me that story.
So I knew it wasn't like, like just like that.
He knew that I wasn't like just saying this.
The rake's fucking popular.
The rake is, but if you actually want to the more popular cryptids, but if you look at
the story, the location that he's in is in new, like upstate New York and like the greater
like Northeast.
Like if you actually, because like I looked into the lore of that and like, I think a
lot of the stories are like, you know, not real and stuff, but most stories are based
on a little bit of truth, you know, type thing.
Yeah, I, dude, I could, I'll bring a fucking flare gun and fucking shoot it.
I would call him and have him tell the story, but I've asked him to like, come on here before.
And he, he's like very, he's almost like, what's that guy that did the, I hate to compare
him to this, but he just lives out in the woods off the grid.
Yeah.
And he's like very like anti-light technology, not really.
You think enough.
Yeah.
But he's, he would never, obviously he's not like that, right.
But he's, he's very like off the grid, like to himself.
He wouldn't like this podcast.
He's a homesteader.
Yeah.
So I asked him to be on the podcast to talk cause he's got some crazy ideas about viruses,
how they're not real and like all this crazy stuff.
And he's like, dude, honestly, he's like, I'm telling you this information because this
is very important to me.
Not because like I want to make like some shit for other people to hear.
He's like, I'm talking to you one-on-one.
So like the fact that you would even suggest that I was like kind of pissing me off.
And you're like, yeah, that's fair.
That's his prerogative.
I would do it.
I call him right now and have him tell the story, but he's just, that's his.
You get all pissed off that he was on the podcast.
What's that?
Would he get all pissed off that he was on the podcast?
Yeah.
I wouldn't do that to him.
But he's also a medic.
I also had a creepy experience in the woods two or three years ago.
So I have like a nature trail right by my house.
It's like literally the end of my street starts a nature trail and it's like a nature trail
in the middle of a city, but like it's pretty decently wooded.
Like it's like a decent area of like woods in like the middle of like a city.
It's not like central park.
It's like actually like trails and shit.
So I was going through it and like I used to play in those woods all the time when I
was a kid, like all the fucking time.
So I know those woods like the fucking back of my hand.
So I was going on one of like the back areas of the woods, like where like there's not
really any trails or anything, but like there's still like, you know, woods and stuff.
And I'm like, okay, whatever.
So I'm sitting there and like, you know, when you see something like reflective, like in
like this, like the light, when it kind of like catches like the light a little bit and
like it kind of like, like, you know, when you take like a mirror and you're going like
this with the sun.
So I saw like a flash, like something like that.
I'm like, okay, like turn my head over and mind you, we're off the trails right now.
Like this is like nothing.
I see a dude wearing like a fucking hat.
Okay.
Like he's like wearing like one of like a, like a wide brim hat and he's like a trench
coat, but I couldn't see his face because like the hat was like kind of covering it.
Oh shit hat man.
So it was, it was creepy.
Like I don't, I wouldn't call it happening.
I don't even know if it's paranormal or not, but like it was weird enough where like, I
was kind of like, that's weird.
Like why would a guy wearing a trench coat and a big ass hat just be off the trails?
Just kind of stay.
Guy didn't move.
Like I noticed him and like, like if like I was in like a clear enough area where he
would definitely notice me too, because like, you know, when you're in the woods and you
see movement, you kind of like peek up and like, you're like right there, that's where
the movement's coming from type thing.
And like I was in, he was broad daylight.
Like this isn't at night or anything.
Like I'm in broad daylight right now.
I'm sitting there, I'm walking around, but then like, I kind of just noticed like the
little like the glint.
So I think he is wearing glasses and like, I kind of like walked like enough where like
the, like the sun kind of caught his glasses a little bit and like glinted at it, glinted
at me.
So I'm like, huh.
And like I looked over at him and shit you not dude didn't fucking move a muscle the
entire time.
Like he's standing there like this.
The fuck?
And I'm like, and like I've been in these woods hundreds of times and I'm like looking
at him.
I'm like, he's like, it's like all black.
Like he's wearing all black.
And I'm like, and it was like summertime.
So like wearing a trench coat and a big ass hat in the summertime, suspect to start with.
But like I was just sitting there.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, and like I kind of like, you know, when you have like the sinking feeling in your
stomach type thing.
Yeah.
I had like the sinking feeling and I'm like, something's off about that guy.
Like whether it's like, what do you mean that impression?
Yeah.
Is it wearing the trench coat and the big hat?
Yeah.
But like, it was like something like that.
And I'm like, there's something off about this.
And like, cause the exit to the, the, the back exit, I'd have to go past him, which
was a much shorter exit.
I'm like, like I thought about going down the path to kind of like see what was going
on with them, but like something in my head was being like, don't, don't go over there
type thing.
So I'm like, I'm going to turn around.
And like when I turned around, I started walking.
You could still see like the guy didn't move the entire time that I was walking and like
just standing in the middle of a fucking, like the woods, not moving.
This has been, it's been 15 minutes at this point.
And like, I could still kind of see him.
Didn't move.
Wow.
I'm like, who would just stand in the woods for 15 minutes?
And like, I could tell that it wasn't like, like a, like a statue or anything because
like his, like he moved his hands a little bit, like when he was looking at me, like
I'm like, so that's not just like a random, like just statue trying to freak people out
in the woods.
Cause I went back two days later, nothing.
Like I went to the exact spot that he was at and there was like nothing.
Would you expect him to still be standing there?
Like if, like, like I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to say like, if it was like, like
a thing, trying to freak people out or something that if I went back to the spot, like it would
still be there.
Oh, like a scarecrow or something like a scarecrow or something.
Yeah.
Like, like just like to freak people out because like people do pranks and shit like that.
How fucking fun would it be?
Like him.
He did that prank with a big fuck.
Yeah.
Like if it was that there'd be like a hole in the ground, like where like a post would
be to like hold it up because it looked heavy too.
Like, you know how you can like look at something and be like, that looks heavy type thing.
Yeah.
It looked like that.
Like I had like some mass to it.
I'm like, dude, have you ever seen, I would love to fuck with people like that.
Like just like put it, put it on like a, like a zip line and just have it like float through
like that.
Yeah.
Dude, have you ever seen the witch on the drone?
Yes.
Dude, that shit is fucking, if I saw that, I wouldn't put two and two together that it
was a drone like 20 feet above it pulling.
Yeah.
You know, but it's like, it's like a witch on a broom and it was fucking real.
Yeah.
Oh, that shit's awesome.
I just love fucking with people.
You like fucking with people on Facebook too, right?
Yeah.
It's, it's gotten bad.
It's gotten to the point where it's like an addiction.
Yeah.
I feel like Dan, you have a very, we're going to do a segment where I want to read some
of these conversations on the podcast.
I got one more though about like creepy wood.
Yeah, no, we can definitely hear that shit too.
Yeah.
If you guys will let me, I got one more creepy wood story.
So I was going camping and I was doing solo camping, which you probably shouldn't do,
but whatever.
I was going solo camping.
I had a 12 gauge pump action shotgun with me.
What the fuck?
You bring a shotgun camping?
Dude, if you go deep in the woods, you should have a gun.
Like there's things out there, not just like scary things, like just like animals.
Like you should have a shotgun, like you should be armed type shit.
So I was out there, I had my fucking rifle, my shotgun on my shoulder.
So where are you?
Middle of the Adirondacks.
I'm like one of the big trails that you can kind of like camp on and shit.
But I went off the beaten path type thing just to kind of forge my own way.
Because I like going like just deep woods camping where like no one's going to find
me type shit.
But like I'm always armed.
I always have food, like extra food and stuff, like all that.
I'm like, okay.
So I go out.
It's fucking...
When have you done this?
Late summers, like most of the time I do it.
Because I don't like it when it's summertime, summertime, because it's fucking super hot,
like really hot.
But like fucking...
I got to a place, I got to like a nice clearing in the woods and I'm like, okay.
And I set up my tent and shit.
I got fucking food.
I cooked some eggs on the front of my little skillet.
Did I just fuck with it?
No, I think we're good.
Okay.
So I'm cooking some eggs on the skillet.
I'm like, whatever.
Just hanging out in the woods, have some music on my phone, like whatever, because no one
else is around.
I can do what I want.
So just getting there.
It gets to be kind of dusk-ish area.
I just been chilling in the woods.
I just like hanging out in the woods because it just feels like I'm getting back to what
you're supposed to.
We're not supposed to be doing this shit, fucking being in the house all the time and
shit.
Yeah, tell me about it.
So I'm just fucking chilling there.
And like my fucking shotgun's unloaded at this point.
I don't care.
It's like, whatever.
I can only put like a shell in it if I know something's coming or I hear something coming
out.
So I'm like, whatever.
It gets to be dark.
And you know, in the woods, you don't stay up late.
When you're out there alone, when it gets dark out, you're like, oh, your internal clock
resets.
You're like, oh, it's dark out.
I'm in the woods.
I need to sleep.
Right, right.
So it gets to be dark out.
I threw another log on the fire to kind of keep the embers going while I'm sleeping and
shit.
So I'm like, OK, I went to sleep.
I get up like fucking like three hours later.
It's like fucking like eleven midnight area.
I hear like a fucking like something moving around and I fucking I put a fucking shell
in and I'm like, I rack it and I'm like, OK.
And I tried to rack it like softly so nothing could hear it.
So I kind of like put one in.
I racked it and I'm like, OK.
And I kind of heard like something like meandering around like my campsite.
I'm like, don't like that.
And like I was just I was like trying to like to not make sounds.
So I just have it like this.
And I'm like, OK.
I'm like, if it's a person, they would be scared of my gun.
If it's an animal, I can just shoot it.
And I'm like, but there's other things out in these woods, man.
There really is.
So I'm sitting there.
I hear like something like meandering around out there.
I kind of peek my head out.
I can't see anything.
I'm like, like my fire is still glowing enough where you can kind of see like the like, like,
you know, like 20 feet around about like, you know.
So I'm like, OK.
And like besides that pitch black, like I can't even fucking see the tree line.
I'm like, I don't like this.
I didn't want to just turn my flashlight on and just start looking around because that
immediately gives away that like I'm awake now and I know that they're there.
I think so.
So I'm like, OK, and I kind of like zip it up a little bit more because I have like the
little like screens on either side that I can see out of.
And I'm like sitting there and like it sounded like it was just outside of like the fire,
like light, like it was like circling around the firelight.
And I took a log and I put it on the fire to light up the fire more.
And then it felt like it got farther back.
So then for the rest of the night, I didn't fucking sleep.
I just kept putting logs on that fire just to make sure that nothing was coming near
me.
Yeah.
And then I like like the like daylight broke and like right before daylight, like like
not like not quite dawn, but like when like dawn was coming and you see like the sky was
turning like a little bit more like lighter like things.
It just started.
I heard it go into the woods and like not come back.
And I'm like, I don't know what that was.
I don't know if it was an animal.
I don't know if of a person.
I don't know if it was anything like that, but it was enough to like freak me out like
enough to be like, I'm maybe not going to do this for a while.
Or if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it with somebody else.
Like that was the last time I went solo camping.
I've gone like, you know, camping with like a friend and stuff a few times after that.
But like that kind of spooked me away from the woods a decent amount.
Are you going to bring a shotgun when we go fucking?
I could hold on.
We got a little bit.
Not spooky shit.
Did I ever tell you the story about the Greek dolls in my house?
The Greek doll?
No, no, I was.
So my my grandma is like fresh off the fucking boat.
Greek.
Right.
And there's this traditional like outfit, like Greek outfit that they they use for like
like holidays and stuff like that when they're doing like their dances.
And it used to be the like Greek soldiers.
That's what they wore like way back in the day.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
And so my grandma brought these little figurines from Greece.
And they were they were like plastic, but they were like dressed up in these garbs.
Well, so since since I had had these in my room, I started hearing this is when I was
real little.
I was like six or seven.
I kept getting woken up by a lion roaring.
Really?
They started as soon as I got those.
Right.
And my parents are super religious.
Right.
So the first thing they do is like try and figure out like what we brought into the house.
Right.
Like something was brought into the house because I kept going to them and saying I
keep like I keep hearing a lion roar and it keeps waking me up.
And so my dad's like, all right, I'll sleep in your room with you and see if I hear it.
Right.
Yeah.
So he he was sleeping in my room and I heard it again and it woke me up.
And I'm like, did you hear that?
And he's like, no, I didn't.
I didn't hear it.
But they got thinking about it.
And they're like, well, this was these these figures were the last thing that we brought
into this house.
And they got rid of them after this was going on for a little while.
Never happened again.
Oh, so you don't have them anymore?
We can't investigate them.
No, I can show you what they look like, though.
Oh, I have to ask my parents about that.
Here, let me see.
There's a real creepy doll that my grandma had that was in a fire.
And like it was all fucking burnt up and shit.
But like she loved that doll because it was her mom's.
And my great grandma's.
But the crazy thing is, my family's had like a bad history with like fires, like house
fires and my grandmother's house where she originally had that doll that was in the fire
burnt down again.
But the doll still survived.
Damn, I don't like that doll at all.
Like when my grandmother dies and that doll goes up, I don't want to be anywhere near
that doll.
Wow.
Yeah.
I feel like that's a fucking fire cursed doll, man.
Call me fucking cynical, but I just don't believe that.
Well, dude, I just don't believe that that happened.
You miss you miss my story about the the lie.
Don't believe that the doll's cursed for fire.
Oh, that sounds like fucking Annabelle.
It's fucking dude, that that doll has been in three house fires.
This is what those dolls look like that I had in my house.
Well, that's creepy.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, I see those fucking things.
So these are Greek dolls.
My grandma's fresh while she was fresh off the boat, Greek.
And my mom lives over there now.
But I'll just tell it really quick because Ali Mack wasn't here.
So my grandma gave me these dolls and I had them in my room and since I was like six or
seven and since we brought them into the house, I kept getting woken up by hearing a lion
roar.
Right.
Like, like wake me up out of a dead sleep.
Right.
So I went told my parents about it and my parents are super religious.
Right.
So they're like, well, what you know, what changed?
Like this is like all of a sudden he's hearing this lion roar like it's been going on for
a couple of days.
Right.
Wasn't until he gave you the dolls.
Wasn't until we brought those dolls into the house.
And those are like vintage, like Greek soldier dolls.
Got rid of them.
My dad's like, oh, I'll sleep in his room.
Right.
Like to see if like I hear something too.
Right.
And then I was woken up again by a lion roaring and my parents are like, well, maybe it's these
fucking creepy ass dolls.
We should have given these to him.
Yeah.
They got rid of them and it never happened again.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Divic box.
Yeah.
Divic box, bro.
What's that?
It does.
Divic.
What's that?
It's a demon box from Ghost Adventures.
Yeah.
They investigate the Divic box, like an old box.
They made a fucking movie about that.
It's a demon inside of it.
Yeah.
I can't remember what the name of it was.
It wasn't that good of a horror movie because they took a lot of liberties with what Divic
box actually is.
A lot of horror movies are awful.
So yeah.
Most of them, I would say are.
It's very, I'd find maybe two or three a year that I actually enjoy because most of them
is just like, oh yeah, that person's a demon.
You got to go into a horror movie expecting it to be awful.
Yeah.
Every once in a while you get caught off guard though.
Fucking Ali Max is fucking cynic over here.
All right.
Let's change it up gentlemen.
I was saying it just doesn't sound believable.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, here we go.
What?
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
I'm here with you.
Four time returning guest, Tyler.
Fuck yeah.
Three time returning champion, Dan, the vitamin man.
And we got Ali back yet to win an episode.
Welcome back to the show, buddy.
If I can just stay sober for one of these episodes, I might see an improvement.
I don't know if we'll ever see that, but.
I'm overstimulated.
All right.
So for the category, for the fucking categories, Dan might have a little bit of an advantage
if he can see what the last airbender we got physics, band members.
So that's where you have to tell me what band these people were in.
The last airbender.
Oh, dictators.
Oh, that's mine.
Potent potables and cardinal directions.
Yeah, I'm not feeling good about this episode.
Oh, wait.
Oh, because I can't because you can see the answer.
Well, no.
Oh, you know, I know you won't see you won't be able to see the answers unless I click
it.
Okay.
Slide over.
No, I'll just I'll just look this way.
Tyler's pick first.
Richard, you're the last one.
I'm going to go with the last one.
Yeah, I think about.
As long physics band members.
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Time respect Philadelphia City
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The stone age
Guess fuck
Yeah, wait, I got it. I got it. I got just give me a second. I fucking don't what is the food fighters?
Second I fucking don't miss the food for any of it
Fucking made the song of the chain that would be slipknot
400 Ronnie James Dio. Oh, what is Dio? Oh, yeah, I would have taken three answers on that one
That's a solo project scouts
That's fucking that's fucking days for 600 Duff McKagan and Steven Adler
What is ACD what is downswing
What a silent planet and what a silent blame
Guns and roses
You guys should know that somebody cooler like axel or fucking
Would be too easy. This is we have the avatar category and now we're bombing
100 Chris Nova Selick was boys like girls
Sounds like a fucking
It does not fucking idea was amity affliction
Oh my god
Adam Clayton and the edge. Oh fuck
God damn it son of bitch the edge man. What the fuck? What is he? Oh
My god, I fucking hate it here
What is cream?
Oh, fuck. What is smash mouth?
Edge edge and smash mouth fuck. That was you too
God now if you said Bono, everybody would have got it
Tyler's pick
physics dictators potent potables cardinal directions
Oh, that's a rough category 200 this drink has a higher alcohol content than wine and is carbonated
champagne
Requarters of your avatar
Like I'm fighting
Question right we fell off after avatar
Palm bottles 400 marijuana is classified as this schedule
What is the schedule to schedule one?
Baby, what the yeah, I said it beat me to it
Not to look at the question. It should be we got a delay. It should be a schedule. It's good one
All right, so Tyler's pick
Oh 10 600 this ingredient is added to a martini to make it dirty. What is olive juice? Oh my god. This kid's a savant
Oh spirit used in the Bloody Mary the generic name of this drug is amphetamine dextro amphetamine
Points
Literally fucking lipsync
Sink you can't knock me to any points for I know
Got like $30,000 he's worried about me and Dan get him easily one K a piece
I want you to get a good Christ Ali backs you can pick physics and dictators cardinal directions
Let's do what's the highest number?
1000 let's do a physics for 1000
This type of light has a shorter wavelength invisible late
What is my what do you say would you I said infrared ultraviolet? What's your microwave? That's ultraviolet
What I'd taken three answers on that
Dictators
For 200 yeah this European who's most laning this Eastern European dictators died in 1953. What is Stalin?
Todders for dictators 400 chairman of the Chinese Communist Party now
Chairman now
Goddamn, why do we even show up? Me and Dan could be halfway home right?
Cambodian genocide the Cambodian
Fucking who is Noriega he was in black ops, right?
I should have known that one
This dictator was shot in his body strung up by the heels in 1945 1945
What is that was a shot in the dark
Oh
To fucking easy eight grand this dictator served as a soldier in World War one
Cardinal directions and physics
Reasons you're just trying to stray away from physical much as you can
Vancouver in relation to Montreal
That's the name of the category and I forget it when you ask the question like what is the capital
That was my fucking answer for that
Physics got the fucking last one ultraviolet
A Newton is a unit of measurement for the force force. Yes. I know where the question was going
I didn't even know where the question is going 400 radioactive element used in nuclear
No uranium. Oh
Yeah, oh shit
I think there's a couple so that's uh, yeah, there's a couple plutonium
There's uh
Let's do physics again. Fuck you 100 this force opposes a wooden block sliding down a ramp
Friction friction
We'll do physics again for 800 the Pascal is a unit to measure what is he?
Yeah, no what um, what is energy
Pascal Pascal was speed
Pressure oh
Yes, I
Yeah, cuz they talk about yeah like an ocean depth on the submersible it's fucking Pascal
Fuck well, I got a couple
Yes, we'll go cardinal directions. Whatever the cheapest is 400 direction of the Mississippi River flows
What is south I had that one you said you didn't say what is yeah I did
Give me a gun you did say it Chicago is on this shore of Lake Michigan. What is the Western? What is north?
Cardinal direct well shucks
800
9600 I didn't guess that Dan that was
Yeah, you're a fucking pussy
For I bet it all I bet it all when I had a good chunk of money you I know
thousand name of Ye's daughter I
was Northwest I
Got that motherfucker
Gonna bet it all on that let it ride
I'm still is it the last one. Yeah, yeah, I was in Berlin in race relation to London East East I
There's no more left
What's the scores? All right, Dan's got 1600 alley max got 2400. I was got 11,600
So far I'm winning the battle against Dan that's what after fucking airbender
Text me your wager the category sports. Oh god
What
He just said 11,600. I already know you're fucking winning bro. I'll Tyler make this interesting
He's not going to bet it all
You could win potentially $23,000
All right category sports
Was 1980 got some wagers Tyler, what's your wager? Oh
Shit
All right question in baseball. This is the term for when the ball is hit so that bounces and then goes over the ground or double
Hey, you might need a new question
Question I forgot
That was an easy one anyways, well three of us would have got that I would have said bunt
I don't know. I don't know. You know more really I don't play you guys are fucking with me
There's no way you didn't know that all right new question new category new wagers
new wagers
Wagers I just don't need to I just need to not be an imbecile this time
Well, that's correct
Same way this is
This is worse than a fucking slaughter. This is a worse slaughter than fucking when I did it with just yeah
That was bad. This is an abortion
Category is space
Same wagers
What is the hottest planet the hottest planet in the solar system is this planet?
Wait are we referring to?
Like a chair yeah, but are we referring to like the core of the planet or you know we're going to the surface temperature
Well, no, it's a question that needs to be asked are you talking about core temperature?
Are you talking about the surface because that changes?
Talking about surface temperature, okay, well then my answer stands then
All right, Ali max answer stands
I don't know Dan's still thinking uh
Whatever I don't give a fuck
$100 all right Tyler says what is mercury?
Oh shit, would you bet 2000?
So you got 9600 still all right Ali max says what is mercury?
I
Bet it all every time I said nothing
Dan says what is Mars?
What do you do?
Oh
Everything oh, I might be my second it might be Venus. I was torn between mercury. Yeah, it was Venus
Yeah, damn all right Tyler 9600
We can't just be going home like time for
Tying losers, there you go. They're smelling thoughts for you
We want a tiebreaker
That's what I'm talking about
Even in this game. Yeah, he's off playing something. I'm gonna stratosphere. He was on Venus
All right, how many people in a different fucking game?
Take another break on my podcast
Oh
Oh, I'm already going home happy. All right question wait so hold on are we texting in or just one-off answer?
Oh
Shout out your favorite competitors in the email. I actually counted them with my tongue real quick
I
Just repeated it then we're both still tied for zero
All right, we'll be back on that's
Life baby, it sucks. I'll come back to the fly and I in a broke shot down
That tune
Came back to say goodbye
We came back to say goodbye. That's like are we really saying goodbye? We got an echo
Yeah, there's a Wow. I guess we are
All right, yep, I'm having a stroke
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Yeah, check the spam come on you didn't fucking check it Jesus I gotta fix this delay
Yeah, so I don't know maybe like maybe I had the spam settings on something you have access to the email I
Don't even see like a like a spam folder on this
Thank God well says there's no spam what I know that's on my account
What if we've been blowing up lately?
Are you fucking kidding me Casey? This should be like the number one bookmark on your web browser. Oh, well, it says no spam
Well, I didn't get anything from Dan
Yeah, so it's untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. Oh no. Yeah
I spell it right, right?
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Are you fucking kidding me? We got an email from Joel Olsteen what fuck Joel's
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For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes. We are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
Extended episodes
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
Fuck the green names
Somewhere in China
In some base
What the fuck
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
Anthropoclesautron
They have dreaded super soldiers
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
I do not agonize with them
What the fuck
Why you not the ones
Who are you?
We gotta go to the fucking moon because JFK got assassinated by the fucking government
He got killed by the CIA
JFK was killed by the government
Before my eyes
While holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump
Beep
Nothing, they're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are going to make them so fucking real
They're going to sink money into them
Because they know
That if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts
They're decree, but let me tell you their technology
Is out of solution by the way
Which by the way, big brother
Is the overlord
WE'RE ONLY LIVING IN THE THIRD DIMENSION
OHHHH
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George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil! Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Donald Trump, right? Donald Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.
Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool!
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for us.
He's the actual government. He's trying.
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
Fuckin walk.