1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Welcome to UpTable Podcast, episode 45. 6 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,800 The dark episode. 7 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,800 The 45th president, which was Trump, right? 8 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,800 45, yeah. 9 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,800 Was he the 45th president? 10 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,800 45th and 47th. 11 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:15,800 If you get elected after it, would you still be considered the 45th? 12 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,800 No, you're 45 and 47. 13 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,800 So you're 45 and 47? 14 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,800 Yup, I looked it up. 15 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,800 Dan, what do you think about Donald Trump being arrested last week? 16 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:30,800 I've got mixed feelings about it. I think it was good for his campaign. 17 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,800 Oh, it was absolutely. 18 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,800 You think he's not going to put campaign posters of his mug shot up? 19 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,800 Oh my God, bro. That is the best PR on planet Earth. 20 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,800 Oh yeah, it is though. 21 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,800 Yeah, he looked like a real gangster. 22 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:50,800 And it's like people want somebody different and it's like there's nobody more different than a president who's been arrested. 23 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:51,800 Yeah. 24 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,800 Dude, he's got to do like some face tattoos, you know, neck tattoos. 25 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,800 Really, really get that image up. 26 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,800 Jailbird or... 27 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:06,800 I mean, they probably showed him the mug shot a couple of times and I bet he like tried to make them more like... 28 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,800 Like hard? 29 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,800 Yeah, he did a good job, honestly. 30 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,800 I would have done like the smile mug shot. 31 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Yeah. 32 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,800 I would have done like the... 33 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,800 I've had a mug shot taken. 34 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 So have I. 35 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,800 They told me they're like, just make a funny face because we know you're never going to do this again. 36 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:30,800 Yeah, because we were talking about like last episode with Allie Mack and I'm like, yeah, so we've all been arrested, right? 37 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,800 And Allie Mack's like, no. And Casey's like, no. And I'm like, so just me? 38 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,800 And I'm like, oh, Dan's been arrested. 39 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,800 So yeah. 40 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,800 50% of us. 41 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,800 We're down here in the dark. 42 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 I did some time in the clink. 43 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,800 Yeah, me too. All of about 20 minutes. 44 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,800 Not even five. 45 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,800 I spent the night in jail. 46 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,800 Did you? 47 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,800 Yeah. 48 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,800 Oh, man. They put me in the drunk tank. 49 00:03:53,800 --> 00:04:03,800 I mean, I was in the cell, like, because I was detained for running from the cops. 50 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:09,800 Then they put me in like a holding cell and they were trying to figure out what charges to get me on. 51 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,800 And then in the morning, they're like, yeah, just get the fuck out of here. 52 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,800 Just fucking go. 53 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,800 But they took my picture. 54 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,800 You stole a balloon. 55 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:25,800 I think they, I think they did that to like do like the scared straight type thing because I was never like, you know, in trouble before. 56 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,800 So they kind of did like the whole like she bang to like be like, oh, this is what happens, kid. 57 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:36,800 And then my parents like, leave them in jail, like my parents like, we'll pick you up when you when you get released. 58 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,800 And I'm like, what? 59 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,800 So I spent the night in a jail cell, which was interesting. 60 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,800 How do you look about this? 61 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,800 So how do you get a jury that is neutral to Donald Trump? 62 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,800 Everybody in your not going to you're not going to get it. 63 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,800 Everybody in this country has always the Supreme Court. 64 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,800 That's why you don't really get that. 65 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,800 Yeah, there's no way to have a fair trial. 66 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,800 I mean, let's be honest, like it never should have never should have gone there. 67 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,800 Like he you shouldn't be arresting former presidents. 68 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:14,800 No, especially if it's your no, you sure if it's Donald Trump, if it's your rival president, if it's your rival thing, that's such a bad look on your end. 69 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:19,800 Dude, I feel like everybody's abandoning like the left, like the far left. 70 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 Oh, absolutely. 71 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800 You know, absolutely. 72 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Did you see the new the new? 73 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,800 I mean, I am abandoning abandoning it. 74 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:35,800 I'm abandoning the Democratic Party, not the I feel like I feel like everybody is, which is it's because the fucking it's the blue hairs. 75 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:40,800 They took over it, man, but there's good things to both sides, right? 76 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:46,800 Like I enjoy co food co ops. I I'm all about the environment. 77 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,800 What's the call fucking honest way? 78 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,800 Honest way? 79 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:57,800 Yes, I like food co co op and get fucking it's like fifteen dollars for a little like a little pasta salad. 80 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,800 Right. 81 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,800 It's so expensive. 82 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,800 It's like the crazy. 83 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,800 It's not even that good a food. 84 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,800 It's like fucking curry, expelling honey flower. 85 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:15,800 I mean, so this is way off healthy food is more expensive than, you know, have you ever been to play fitness? 86 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,800 Yeah, of course. 87 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,800 I have a membership to play in fitness. 88 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:23,800 How can you have a a gym that has pizza Fridays? 89 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:28,800 Oh my God, I know dude, like you know, it's like it's like it's like going. 90 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,800 It's like having a rehab and then having coke Wednesdays. 91 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:44,800 Yeah, like it's like spot on it's literally like putting like a fucking addict in a fucking drug den and being like, hey, we're having a we're having an AA meeting or something. 92 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,800 Do they do that at your planet fitness? 93 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,800 I never go to plant fitness. 94 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:48,800 I got a fucking ABC like a man. 95 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,800 Yeah, yeah. 96 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:54,800 I see I got a planet fitness because it's so cheap and it's close and they have tanning. 97 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,800 I mean, ABC has all that. 98 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,800 I think I paid one hundred and fifty for the year. 99 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Right. 100 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,800 I mean, planet fitness is like, dude, twenty bucks a month. 101 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,800 Yeah, yeah. 102 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Fucking cheap. 103 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,800 I know it's not a real gym. 104 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,800 I mean, I used to go to vent. 105 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:20,800 I used to go to P fat P fat because I fucking hate vent particularly because like too millennial for me, I guess. 106 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,800 Oh, I really I really liked it. 107 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 I do. 108 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,800 There's so many like fucking like like I really liked it. 109 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,800 I know. 110 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:28,800 Yeah. 111 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,800 I go to the fucking powerlifting section like the strip club for him. 112 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:37,800 Yeah, I go to the powerlifting section and ABC and I just fucking go ham, bro. 113 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:45,800 Yeah, that's like, dude, like, I don't know if this is going to sound weird, but when I work out, I want to be surrounded by other dudes that I can try to be better than. 114 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,800 Like, like, I can't really do a good workout unless I'm competitive. 115 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:55,800 I got to be surrounded by a bunch of women so I can feel stronger because I look at this fight. 116 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:00,800 I was at the gym yesterday and I was doing I was doing leg curls on the machine. 117 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,800 Actually, now I was doing the sled. 118 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:07,800 I was pushing 400 pounds on the sled up and down like the 30 yard alleyway. 119 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,800 That's how much Don Juan weighs. 120 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,800 I was pushing Don Juan up and down an alleyway. 121 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,800 You just push me, Don. 122 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,800 So I was doing that shit. 123 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:22,800 But then I looked over and there's this skinny ass fucking Russian dude with like, you know, like the fucking like Putin fucking look. 124 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:27,800 And I looked over at him. He kept on looking over and using an Adidas tracksuit. 125 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,800 No fucking shit. 126 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,800 He was in a Ditas track pants. 127 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,800 That's not a joke. 128 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,800 That's all they wear. 129 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 And like I was fucking like pushing it. 130 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,800 And he looked at me. 131 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:41,800 He kind of did like a, you know, my fuck are you looking at, man? 132 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,800 So then he gets off the light curl machines. 133 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:49,800 And, you know, obviously I'm in a I'm in an angry mood now because some Russian fuck just scoffed at me. 134 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,800 And I went in and I doubled his weight and I just started fucking curling in. 135 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,800 I want to go with you and fuck with people at the gym. 136 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Why? 137 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,800 I don't know. 138 00:08:58,800 --> 00:08:59,800 Just fun. 139 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:05,800 But yeah, like he was doing like fucking like 60 pounds. 140 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,800 So am I 120. 141 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,800 I was staring at him the whole time. 142 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Just going. 143 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,800 Yeah. 144 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:20,800 Have you ever seen that until Antonoli guy on on Instagram, Facebook, whatever? 145 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,800 I don't think so. 146 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,800 He dresses as the janitor at the gym. 147 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,800 Oh yeah. 148 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,800 And he lifts up like the fucking like 700 pound. 149 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,800 He's really a power, a competitive power lifter. 150 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Yeah. 151 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,800 Like a world record holder. 152 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,800 So he's got like the mustache and like the hair hat and shit. 153 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Yeah. 154 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,800 Yeah. 155 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,800 He just comes off. 156 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:38,800 He's like, do you mind if I move this? 157 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,800 So like, you're going to hurt yourself. 158 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,800 You're going to hurt yourself. 159 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,800 And then he just said, I was one arm. 160 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,800 No problem. 161 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,800 Yeah. 162 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,800 One armed over his head. 163 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,800 They're like, what the fuck? 164 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:49,800 And he's just like, well, back to what I was doing. 165 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:54,920 I mean, speaking of stuff like that, do you see that video of the state trooper that pulled 166 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,400 the dude out of the fucking car? 167 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,640 No, no, no. 168 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,160 Doing the squats at the state fair. 169 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,160 No. 170 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:05,240 For the you know how the army has like the contest and they had a squat bar, right? 171 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,240 OK. 172 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,560 Whatever the one is that goes around you. 173 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,560 Oh, yeah. 174 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,960 They are the deadlift one. 175 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:10,960 Yeah. 176 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,680 And they did 35, 400 pounds in a row. 177 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,680 Oh, my God. 178 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,680 I sent that to my buddy. 179 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,680 Was that a New York trooper? 180 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,680 New York state trooper. 181 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,680 Yeah. 182 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,680 No shit. 183 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,680 Let me show you the video. 184 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,680 I sent it to my buddy. 185 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,680 It works out every day. 186 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,680 I'm like, could you do that? 187 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,320 And he goes, no fucking way. 188 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,520 I might be able to lift that once. 189 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:34,280 It's insane. 190 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,140 Oh my God. 191 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,140 And that's in full gear. 192 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,140 In full gear. 193 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,140 Yeah. 194 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,140 Holy shit. 195 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,140 Oh, yeah. 196 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,140 I think I saw this. 197 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,140 Yeah. 198 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,140 He's an animal. 199 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,140 Damn, bro. 200 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:50,140 How do you fucking bench that much? 201 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:52,120 He's a fucking insane person. 202 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,120 Yeah. 203 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,120 Thirty five of those. 204 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,680 Four hundred fucking pounds. 205 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,360 He just keeps going and going and going. 206 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,920 And dude, he I think he had more in him at the end. 207 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:05,200 I had to go to the trooper barracks actually for work the other day. 208 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,880 And I didn't realize how shitty trooper barracks are. 209 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,880 Oh, yeah, dude. 210 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,880 I mean, it's usually like an abandoned fucking schoolhouse or something. 211 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,880 Yeah, like I went in there and I'm like, holy shit. 212 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,720 Like I thought the troopers had like nice stations because they had a fucking troopers 213 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,920 because the only trooper station I've been in was was Troop G, which is like, you know, 214 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:27,120 like their main one, like the headquarters. 215 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,000 So it was really nice. 216 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Is that in Latham? 217 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Oh, yeah. 218 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Yeah. 219 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 We're by where. 220 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Right down the road. 221 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Yeah, right down the road there. 222 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:40,560 And I went there because I was doing like like a ride along with them. 223 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,600 So I did it out of there. 224 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,560 But like there that station was fucking insane, like state of the art shit. 225 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,760 Then I go the one out and fucking where I work at. 226 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,920 And I'm like, dude, this looks like a fucking like homeless shelter. 227 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,800 It looks like a homeless shelter with like trooper fucking like gear on like the wall 228 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,800 and shit. 229 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,800 They really do. 230 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,880 I'm like, holy shit. 231 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:07,360 I think the one in the town close to here, I don't want to say it, where Ali Mack works. 232 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,640 It's like it's like literally like an abandoned fucking school. 233 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,640 Yeah, that's how that's how this one has like two garages in the back. 234 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,280 I mean, they don't even use the garages for the fucking for the squad cars. 235 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,520 They use it for the fucking like gear that I went in. 236 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:24,200 I had to treat the patient that was in like the holding area. 237 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,080 And then like I went into like the main area and they they're like, you know, you want 238 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,080 some coffee? 239 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080 The troopers have good coffee. 240 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,520 I don't know what the fuck coffee they get there, but they have good coffee. 241 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,920 But the the trooper like was like that. 242 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,920 He's like, you're familiar. 243 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,920 I'm like, do I? 244 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:41,320 My calls and stuff you think you saw? 245 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,320 No, he fucking pulled me over. 246 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,320 Oh, he's like, you're familiar. 247 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,320 I thought it was from your job. 248 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,240 No, he pulled me over. 249 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:51,940 But like he saw that I had the fucking like my my sticker on my like right above my registration. 250 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,800 So he's just like, I get the fuck out of here. 251 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,040 For was that for the I mean, I've seen him on calls and stuff, too. 252 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,280 This guy is like a little like he's like an inch taller than me. 253 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,160 But this dude looks like he weighs like fucking two pounds. 254 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,920 Like I look like I can throw this fucking trooper. 255 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:12,240 And I'm like, dude, the thing is with the police, like especially like their their their 256 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,560 physical training like thing that they have to do to like be a cop is more about cardio 257 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,880 than it is about anything. 258 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,880 Right. 259 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,880 Like for firefighter, it's mostly about strength. 260 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,200 Like you have to have like strength to do things. 261 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,720 But for cops, it's mostly cardio, which is weird. 262 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,640 Like I figure you'd want both for a cop. 263 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:34,000 Like for me, I feel like the cop test should be both like cardio and strength instead of 264 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,360 just being mostly cardio. 265 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,200 Like it's like, yeah, you have to do push ups and sit ups. 266 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,800 But like I think like you should fucking easy. 267 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,800 Yeah. 268 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:46,680 Like you should have to like do like some like actual like I think like like like a 269 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,760 sparring thing should have to be part of the thing because sometimes you're going to have 270 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,600 to fucking you're going to have to take down dudes like do like a wrestling thing. 271 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,120 Like I feel like taking down somebody should be part of like the test, like being able 272 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,800 like to fucking like take someone down. 273 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,800 But you know, whatever. 274 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,480 No, I think it is. 275 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,480 They do all that shit in the academy. 276 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,480 They do. 277 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,440 But not the actual test, not the fitness test. 278 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,440 Yeah. 279 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,440 Yeah. 280 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,080 It's like, dude, it's kind of it's got to be scary being a small cop. 281 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080 Oh, yeah. 282 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,720 Because it's like you're tasked with taking care of people. 283 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,720 That's why I feel bad. 284 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,280 One six foot five dude decides to go ape shit. 285 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,880 So what are you going to fucking do? 286 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 That's the thing. 287 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,440 What I do, dude, I'm five foot five. 288 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:31,600 The thing that I feel bad for like female cops is that they're always in a bad situation. 289 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,600 Right. 290 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,600 Right. 291 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,960 Like if I go to a scene, I'm I'm almost six foot. 292 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,080 I'm five eleven on a good day. 293 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,880 Like and I'm 200 pounds. 294 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,640 Like I'm not a I'm not a like small guy, but I'm not a big guy. 295 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,760 But like I'm an average size guy. 296 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,800 I could hold my own against a bigger guy. 297 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:52,360 But like if somebody was your height, but like fucking like, you know, one hundred and twenty 298 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,360 pounds. 299 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,360 Right. 300 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,360 That'd be a fucking problem. 301 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,360 That is a problem. 302 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,360 But they're used to actually be height and weight requirements. 303 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,360 They did. 304 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,360 Yeah. 305 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,400 They had height standards and they had to change it because it was discriminating. 306 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400 Yeah. 307 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Discriminating against women. 308 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,400 Yep. 309 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,240 Which is like, dude, but that's how it should be. 310 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,720 The job just requires that. 311 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:14,200 You as a cop, you should have an imposing physical like. 312 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,760 Right. 313 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,760 Like firefighters. 314 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,760 Whatever. 315 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,160 You're not trying to like intimidate anybody. 316 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,600 You're just if you can do the job, you can do the fucking job. 317 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,760 But it's like you're like if you're a cop, I want my cops to look fucking scary. 318 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,760 Right. 319 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Right. 320 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,040 It is intimidating when those fucking striped pants come up to you and oh yeah, the fucking 321 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,440 it's like cock height up to your window on your car. 322 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,440 Yeah. 323 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,400 And I'm like, oh, I think I mentioned before. 324 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 Restoration motherfucker. 325 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:44,280 That's a female police officers actually have like the highest kill rates amongst. 326 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,760 That's because they they. 327 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,360 Because you use your physical force against anyone. 328 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,360 Yeah. 329 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,760 If you're if you're at a disadvantage, you can use you can use whatever you have at your 330 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,760 disposal. 331 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,040 So if you go to attack a female cop, they can shoot you. 332 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,040 You better wear your fucking vest. 333 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040 What if it's a better way? 334 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,040 Your bulletproof helmet. 335 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,680 What if it's a tranny, God? 336 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,680 I don't think they hire those. 337 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,680 They do. 338 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,680 They do. 339 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,680 Yeah. 340 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,680 I know one. 341 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,680 Really? 342 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,680 Yeah. 343 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,680 And I just I know that there's this there's this like how do I say this cordially? 344 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,680 Slow folks home. 345 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,760 I guess in this neighborhood. 346 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760 Funny farm. 347 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760 Yeah. 348 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760 Funny farm. 349 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:26,080 And one of these guys, he was like he acted like he was four years old, but he was 56 350 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,080 and he was huge. 351 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,080 He's like six, five. 352 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,080 And he walked around. 353 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,080 That's another thing. 354 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,480 Why are like all these like mentally disabled people always fucking huge? 355 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 Right. 356 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,480 I hear they have like monster. 357 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:40,640 Well, anyway, well, never mind. 358 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:49,120 So this fucking this fucking cop fucking tased this fucking six foot five retort slow guy. 359 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,880 It fucking tased his ass. 360 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 2023. 361 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 You can call it a retort. 362 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,320 I don't know what to say. 363 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,680 What do you say? 364 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,680 Mentally challenged. 365 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,680 Funny farm. 366 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,680 Yeah. 367 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:04,040 This fucking six foot five mentally challenged guy who acts like he's four carries a stuffed 368 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,400 animal on everywhere and she fucking tased him. 369 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:12,520 Dude, so there's this one cop in the in the place that I work and like she's like the 370 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,840 complete opposite end of like the female cops. 371 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,680 Like she scares me. 372 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,560 This chick has fucking biceps like the size of like most people's calves. 373 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,080 And I'm like, holy shit. 374 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,160 She's shorter than I am, but she's fucking jacked. 375 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,320 And I'm like, holy shit. 376 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,160 I feel like there's two kinds of female cops. 377 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,200 There's like the real like dainty like little ones. 378 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,400 There's the pretty ones that just want the Instagram pictures and they're going to be 379 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,040 on the job for four and a half years. 380 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,040 Right. 381 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,040 That shit's going to wear off. 382 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,040 Giant fucking huge. 383 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,920 And then they're going to be doing something else. 384 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,920 Maybe going to like law school or something. 385 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,920 Right. 386 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,920 Yeah. 387 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,120 And then there's the fucking butch ones that look like they've been ridden hard and put 388 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,920 away wet. 389 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,560 And they're fucking riding that fucking pension out, dude. 390 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,360 And those, you do not want to fuck with one of those female cops. 391 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,280 The jacked female cops are the ones that I wouldn't fuck with the most. 392 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,280 Right. 393 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,600 Because one, they got something to prove. 394 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600 Yeah. 395 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,720 Like two, they're not afraid to fucking prove it. 396 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,920 And three, like they came for fucking violence. 397 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:15,920 That's why they're there. 398 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,320 Yeah, because this fucking chick, she is actually really good looking. 399 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,320 Not not like even like going to lie. 400 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,320 She's really good looking, like really fit. 401 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:29,000 Like if you're not in like to like muscular women, probably not your style, but like really 402 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 pretty face. 403 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,200 I don't like muscular women, so you know, kind of like that. 404 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:38,560 But like she's like super like tan, like really tan and like wears like her little like sheriff 405 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,560 hat. 406 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:44,800 And I'm like and she has a fucking canine dog, the canine dog, super nice to people 407 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,280 that that knows. 408 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280 Right. 409 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:53,760 Because like every time I come up, Michael, somebody's like, she's like, he's working. 410 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,760 I'm like, fuck, sorry. 411 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,760 Is that what she says? 412 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,760 Like, get the fuck away from my dog. 413 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,680 Because like we were like on scene and like the dog was like, because like I've been on 414 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,560 scene enough times when a dog knows me now. 415 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,560 And I'm like, oh, what's up, buddy? 416 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,560 He's like, yeah, yeah. 417 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,240 She's like, Tyler, come on. 418 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,800 I'm like, I'm sorry. 419 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,440 This isn't a service doggy retarget. 420 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:19,980 I've been saying that a lot more that word because you got me saying it and my girlfriend's 421 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,480 like, you can't say that. 422 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,480 I'm like, you can't. 423 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,480 It's 20, 23. 424 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,480 Yeah, you can. 425 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,480 I got to get it. 426 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,480 I'm going to get it out of my out of my system this episode. 427 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,240 So I'm just going to be the dark episode. 428 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,760 We can be as dark as we want the dark episode. 429 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,040 Yeah, I like this on the dark. 430 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,040 It's the dark. 431 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,680 We got a little bit of light. 432 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,800 We got a tiny bit of light. 433 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,840 We got some smoke filling the room with the incest. 434 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840 Let me get us. 435 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,840 Let me get a smelling salt. 436 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,840 All right. 437 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,840 Which one? 438 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840 Which one? 439 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:59,200 So I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I told Dan. 440 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:06,480 Oh, oh, oh, wait right in for that one. 441 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,760 I'll tell you what I want. 442 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,240 Give me it. 443 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,760 Give me it. 444 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,400 It's too dark to throw it. 445 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,400 Oh God. 446 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,000 Oh, I still fucking. 447 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:29,960 Well, I could see how that could get you pumped up. 448 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,400 I could I could see how doing that before you go to lift fucking 400 pounds. 449 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,400 That's probably what that cop did in that video. 450 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,360 Oh, he probably took pepper spray sprayed up his nose. 451 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360 Oh my God. 452 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,360 I went out. 453 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,360 I went in for four. 454 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,360 He's like the fucking red line. 455 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:52,760 It's like a few seconds of pain, but eating like a ghost pepper is like fucking 30 minutes. 456 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,640 So I saw Dan earlier, his vitamin B pills that he gave me that are fantastic. 457 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,480 I started snorting them to get more of the effect. 458 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,920 Are you fucking kidding me? 459 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,920 Yeah, dude. 460 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:11,600 And I'm like, dude, holy shit, that shit fucking kicks when you snort it. 461 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,400 I don't think it does anything when you start. 462 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,720 It's full of microcrystalline silos. 463 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,200 That brings us to a segment we like to call vitamins from Dan. 464 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:26,520 Let's hear about what supplements we have for us today. 465 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,560 Let's go down a path. 466 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,560 I want to hear. 467 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,560 I want to hear some. 468 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:37,320 I've been experimenting with some ionic minerals lately. 469 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:43,400 So most minerals you take in a solid form, a solid pill, ionic minerals, they're attached 470 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:51,880 to a positive ion in a liquid and it absorbs into your system in 25 to 30 seconds. 471 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,920 So magnesium, if you take it in a pill, it takes a while to get into your system. 472 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,400 If any of if it all goes in at all. 473 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,400 Right. 474 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,640 And it's got a bunch of binders and shit in it. 475 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:06,360 But if you take it in an ionic form, 30 seconds, it's in your bloodstream. 476 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,400 So you have to snort it. 477 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400 You could snort it. 478 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,200 That you'd be really good to start. 479 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,000 Wash out your nostrils with it. 480 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Selenium. 481 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,920 I take in the same form, actually. 482 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,920 Selenium. 483 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,920 Yeah. 484 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,760 And then I take a topical iodine. 485 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,760 That's what I've been doing lately. 486 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:28,520 I've been taking a little break from the vitamins so they have more of an effect when I go back. 487 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520 You know, yeah. 488 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,520 So the vitamin build up the tolerance. 489 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,360 You heard it here first, folks. 490 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,360 Vitamins from Dan. 491 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,320 Yeah, that's all I got lately. 492 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,560 That vitamin B shit. 493 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,400 I don't know if it's placebo or not, but when I snort that shit, it feels like it works 494 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,400 better. 495 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,400 Yeah. 496 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,400 You know what? 497 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,400 I mean, I'm sure it's a placebo. 498 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,400 I'm not going to write that off. 499 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,400 I'm going to do some research. 500 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,920 I'm going to let you know if there's anything behind that. 501 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,360 Because maybe I'll start doing it. 502 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,000 Because it has the little beads in it a little bit. 503 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,480 I just crushed that shit. 504 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,160 Bro, the placebo effect is crazy. 505 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:12,240 How much your fucking mind can trick your body into having some symptoms or no symptoms. 506 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240 Right. 507 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:18,080 My doctor thinks that everything I say is like a placebo effect. 508 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,440 And I'm like, dude, no, I can definitely feel like this. 509 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,640 Because I was trying some medications, like different ones. 510 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,640 Yeah. 511 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,640 I'm like, I can definitely feel this effect. 512 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,720 I don't like that. 513 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720 I can definitely feel this. 514 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,040 He's like, you wouldn't feel it that quick. 515 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040 I'm like, well, I do. 516 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,040 So like 100%. 517 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,320 You ever hear of SARMS, bro? 518 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320 Of course. 519 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,080 Selective androgen receptor modulators. 520 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:48,520 So you think it's actually like all it's cracked up to be? 521 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,880 Or do you think it's kind of like a scam? 522 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,880 Oh, no. 523 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880 No, it's definitely real. 524 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,920 So what have you looked into? 525 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,160 What's the name of one of them? 526 00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:01,760 No, I was just seeing fucking dudes doing SARMS and shit. 527 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,640 I know the person to ask for this. 528 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,640 Yeah, no. 529 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,720 They're definitely real. 530 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:14,120 There's one that I was taking, Clomaphene, that is technically, I think it falls into 531 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,160 the category, it's either a SARM or a CIRM. 532 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:21,280 So because there's selective estrogen receptor modulators too. 533 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,200 But no, they're 100%. 534 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,200 They work. 535 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,200 They're legal too, aren't they? 536 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,360 I don't know if they're legal actually. 537 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,640 I think some of them require a prescription. 538 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:37,720 So they're legal that way, but as far as just using them off the street, I don't think so. 539 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:44,560 Because I had a couple of dudes at the gym that I saw and they're fucking doing something. 540 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,760 I'm not trying to get you in trouble though, but what are you doing? 541 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,040 He's like, bro, fucking SARMS, bro. 542 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,040 Never heard of that. 543 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,840 He's like, yeah, look into them, bro. 544 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,400 I'm like, okay. 545 00:24:54,400 --> 00:25:01,000 Okay, so the one I was taking, Clomid, is a selective estrogen receptor modulator. 546 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,560 So it tricks your brain into making more testicles. 547 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:12,960 It tricks the brain in descending a signal to your testicles to make more testosterone. 548 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,600 So there's something called luteinizing hormone that your brain sends to your testicles. 549 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:22,440 Or in a woman, it sends to the ovaries to start ovulating. 550 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:29,200 So it was actually first developed as, I think it's a breast cancer drug, but it's also a 551 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,880 fertility drug for women. 552 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,960 So when men take it, it makes them produce more test. 553 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,200 And it works. 554 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,200 It's proven. 555 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,700 So does it have the same effects that steroids has though? 556 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,040 So that's the thing. 557 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:49,680 Can I heard it's basically diet, from the research that I did, it's basically diet steroids? 558 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,000 See, I don't know exactly. 559 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,840 I'll have to look up what an example of a SARM is, because that one's a CIRM. 560 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,720 Let me see what a SARM is. 561 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,800 Because there's like fucking dudes that are like 19 years old that are fucking doing SARMs 562 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,800 in my fucking gym. 563 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,800 I'm like, dude, what the fuck? 564 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,120 From what I understand, they're safer than steroids? 565 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:14,400 Because the dudes that are our age are doing fucking ROIDS, and dudes that are 19 are doing 566 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,400 fucking SARMs. 567 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:24,560 Damn, I have to look more into that to see if they actually work. 568 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,920 I mean, from what I've heard, they do. 569 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,760 A lot of people take them. 570 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,400 But there's nothing like actual steroids. 571 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,960 There's always that. 572 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,560 Just cut to the chase. 573 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,320 I was watching this one thing. 574 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,800 Have you ever heard of Mark Bell? 575 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800 Yes. 576 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,840 Mark Smellybell, they call him. 577 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,480 Do you know who Andrew Huberman is? 578 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,600 He's pretty popular. 579 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,200 I've heard the name before. 580 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:59,780 So Andrew Huberman is a Stanford scientist, and he's writing a book on testosterone replacement. 581 00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:05,240 So he went on it just to see the effects and to play around with it, because he's writing 582 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,360 a book on it. 583 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:10,920 But he was talking to this famous bodybuilder, Mark Bell, on a podcast. 584 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,000 And Mark Bell said that he was taking, I think it was 1,000 milligrams of tests per day. 585 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,760 Oh my god. 586 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,420 And he said, that's insane. 587 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,420 That is insane. 588 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,320 And I'm like, well, he goes, it was a contest. 589 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,200 You want to see who could take the most tests? 590 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,120 He goes, that's reckless. 591 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,120 That is. 592 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,280 He goes, I can't believe you just said that. 593 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,880 Like, dude, it went from like a funny conversation to he got pissed off, the scientist. 594 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,080 He's like, that's not even funny, dude. 595 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,200 You're fucking up your hormones like permanently. 596 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,760 People take like 250 a week. 597 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,680 And this guy's taking a thousand a day. 598 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,680 Yeah. 599 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,880 Like fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger. 600 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,840 Arnold, Arnold actually didn't do roids at first. 601 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,920 When he got into like his, you know, prime prime, he was doing fucking roids. 602 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,920 Oh yeah. 603 00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:00,560 When he was like 18, 19, like when he first started doing it, he was just naturally built 604 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,560 fucking strong. 605 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,560 Right. 606 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,480 His dad was a fucking, was a Nazi, actually. 607 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480 Was he? 608 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480 Yeah. 609 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,320 His dad was a was like a Nazi like guard. 610 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,320 Oh shit. 611 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,360 So like, but like he hated his dad. 612 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,360 That's why he moved to America, because he wanted to get away from him. 613 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,360 Wow. 614 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,360 Yeah. 615 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:22,640 I mean, dude, everybody, like if it was us in the same position, like we would have been 616 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,480 Nazis too, you know, I would have been the fucking Nazi. 617 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,680 I would have said, fuck you. 618 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:33,360 I mean, I wouldn't say that on the record, but I mean like if the tables were turned 619 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,720 like and we were putting that position, let's be real. 620 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,240 Hitler would not mind us. 621 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,600 What do you mean? 622 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,600 Look at us. 623 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,360 Casey's blonde hair, blue eyes. 624 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,360 Oh yeah. 625 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,120 Casey would be like, I'm blue eyes. 626 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,120 I have lighter. 627 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,600 You're in the third right. 628 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:54,360 I have, I have lighter brown hair and I have like fucking piercing blue eyes and my skin 629 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,640 is super pale and I'm also athletic. 630 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,200 So Hitler would be like, I like that guy. 631 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,560 The only thing, the only thing that you have going that that's not good is your, is your 632 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,560 eye color. 633 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,560 But like. 634 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,560 Really? 635 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,560 Yeah. 636 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,560 He like, Hazel wouldn't count. 637 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,560 Oh. 638 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560 Yeah. 639 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,560 Yeah. 640 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,560 Cause you have to be blonde hair and blue eyed. 641 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,280 The thing is, if I go out in the sun enough, my hair would go blonde. 642 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,040 So what color are your eyes? 643 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,040 Uh, gray. 644 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,360 Dude, this is, that's weird. 645 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,680 Did he really, that Aryan race was the thing? 646 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680 Yeah. 647 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,680 Look. 648 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,680 Oh shit. 649 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,400 You got a fucking Lord Voldemort. 650 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,320 What does it say on your license though? 651 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:36,000 Um, I tried to say gray and they, and they said, uh, they said that color doesn't exist. 652 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,400 And I go, look at my fucking eyes. 653 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,160 And they're like, yeah, they're gray. 654 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,000 And I'm like, so put gray down. 655 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,480 They're like, gray's not an option. 656 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,480 So blue. 657 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,480 So blue. 658 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,480 Yeah. 659 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,480 Oh my God. 660 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,480 But yeah. 661 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,240 Like, um, like everybody says like fucking my girlfriend, when we, we first started dating, 662 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,200 she's like, your eyes are haunting. 663 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,200 Gray eyes. 664 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,200 Yeah. 665 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,440 It's actually a, uh, it's a mutation off of blue. 666 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:07,600 Um, I think one out of every 200 people with blue eyes mutate into gray eyes. 667 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,320 Is that mutation selected for? 668 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,680 Maybe. 669 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,340 Because both my parents had like my, my dad is like sky blue eyes. 670 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:19,540 My mom has like dark blue eyes and I have a gray eyes. 671 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:21,600 My brother has a sky blue eyes. 672 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,600 Damn. 673 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:30,440 But, um, my brother is my brother is a five foot 11 at 15 years old. 674 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,120 He has a blonde hair, blue eyes, and he's fucking shredded. 675 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,080 I'm like, bro, you are Hitler's wet dream. 676 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:45,440 Speaking of Hitler, you see, uh, the pictures of Kanye getting head on the boat in Italy. 677 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,520 No, you have just looking at that. 678 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520 Were you really? 679 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520 Yeah. 680 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,200 It's like, like, can you see anything or is it like, I mean, you see a girlfriend's face 681 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,920 and then you see is like, is she not wearing anything or is she? 682 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,960 No, she's like on her knees and the boat unfortunate. 683 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,560 And he's like, his like pants are down. 684 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:07,000 So he's got like a kind of a suit jacket thing on the slit in the back. 685 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Yeah. 686 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,280 You just see through the slit, like his ass cheek, his pants are obviously down. 687 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,280 It was just, yeah. 688 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:19,200 Do you ever see, um, is you ever see, um, Kim Kardashian's, uh, sex tape? 689 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,040 Uh, I didn't with Ray J. Yeah. 690 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,200 I never actually saw. 691 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,960 I mean, I actually have night out. 692 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960 Yeah. 693 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960 That was a long time ago. 694 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,080 Dude, it is like the most like soft core shit I've ever seen. 695 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,280 It's like not that great. 696 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,800 Dude, like the most things that you see, you see Ray J's dick more than you see Kim Kardashian's 697 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,880 tits or pussy. 698 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,720 Like any, like, dude, it's so funny. 699 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,280 Cause like at one point in the fucking thing, like right before, like they start fucking, 700 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,280 he comes up to the camera. 701 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,440 He's like, yo dog, if you whack it into this bro, go hard, go fucking hard and get that 702 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,040 fucking I'm like, dude, I can't come now. 703 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,040 Nothing like it. 704 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,560 Nothing like having a dude fucking beard cheerleader while you're trying to nut. 705 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,560 Yeah. 706 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,280 But like before, like, like fucking Kim's like, kind of like going like this on the fucking 707 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:09,000 like people who are watching at home, like she's kind of like opening up her, like her 708 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,400 robe, like watch along with us to Kim Kardashian's sex. 709 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,320 She's kind of like opening up her robe and like showing her titties a little bit and 710 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,480 then fucking Ray J's up up front wearing his fucking robe. 711 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,680 He literally gets like this close to the camera and he's like, bro, if you whacken it to this 712 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,200 man, go hard, look at her fucking titties, think that you've coming on her titties, bro. 713 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,840 I'm like, bro, that is fucking I'm like, I can't come now. 714 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,440 It's awkward. 715 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,440 Yeah, dude. 716 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:40,040 If you watched Kim Kardashian sex tape and actually saw it email us on total podcast 717 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,040 73 at gmail.com. 718 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,200 Let me see if I can find it. 719 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,200 I gotta just find like that one part because it's really funny. 720 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,200 Yeah. 721 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,600 Who else had a I feel like that's what celebrities do when they're fucking bored. 722 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,400 They just make sex tapes. 723 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,400 She actually got famous from the sex tape. 724 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,240 She wasn't famous before that. 725 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240 Yeah. 726 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,640 That really did blow her up. 727 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,040 Ray J is that's Maya's. 728 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,480 Who the fuck is Ray J anyway? 729 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,480 It's my brother. 730 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480 I think Maya. 731 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,880 You remember the singer Maya? 732 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,880 No. 733 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,720 Let me see. 734 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,400 Is Ray J Maya's brother? 735 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,840 Dude, the whole sex tapes on TMZ now. 736 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,840 Jesus Christ. 737 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,840 Let me see here. 738 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,120 Oh, no. 739 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,920 He's the he's the brother of Brandi. 740 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,920 If you remember her. 741 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,520 No, you don't remember her. 742 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,720 No, no, you're the old man here. 743 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,720 Sorry. 744 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,720 What is that? 745 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,080 Fucking back in 2000? 746 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,320 Yeah, I think I think she was begging like 2004. 747 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,840 I don't really remember why to K. 748 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,840 What was that like? 749 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,400 Oh, man, we really thought it was the end. 750 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,720 You thought it was the end. 751 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:04,360 I remember it like as bad as 2012 because I remember 2012 people were like killing themselves 752 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,680 and shit now, dude. 753 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,360 So I remember as soon as the ball dropped, everyone was like my fucking power went out. 754 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,360 Oh, my God. 755 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,800 But you don't believe me. 756 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,040 Why did it go out? 757 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,040 Power went out, dude. 758 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,920 And I had this glow in the dark wolf shirt on. 759 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,960 It was like the most white trash thing that I own. 760 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:25,200 And so like I just that's like one of the few things I remember. 761 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,520 And my shirt glowing in the dark and we thought it was the fucking end. 762 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,920 But my dad just shut the power off the main breaker just to freak us the fuck out. 763 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,920 Oh, my God. 764 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:34,920 It really happened. 765 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,920 Oh, here it is. 766 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920 That's hilarious. 767 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,920 Here it is. 768 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:44,400 Let me see if I can find the if I can find the spot where he's just like, bro, if you're 769 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,440 jerking it to this, bro, you see those YouTube videos where people like prank their family 770 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:53,840 members and put on like the news of like it's like pre recorded about there's like a nuclear 771 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:59,600 bomb headed towards the US, you know, that's like not funny these days, though. 772 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,600 I mean, it wasn't funny back in the Cold War days either. 773 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,600 Right. 774 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,360 There's like a period of time where that was OK to do. 775 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:12,680 And right now, if somebody did that to me, I might fucking my head for the hills. 776 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,040 Yo, next time I don't have a podcast, we'll do that to Ali. 777 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:23,400 We'll pretend a warning pops up on all our phones, except his. 778 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,600 Yeah, we got to figure out a way how to do that. 779 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,120 I'd be fucking hilarious. 780 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,080 Can we hack into the government database and get all my guys? 781 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,520 For God, I did that shit. 782 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,520 That shit was fucking weird. 783 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,920 All right, watch this real quick fucking. 784 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,960 He gets up and watch what he does. 785 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,840 It's fucking real weird. 786 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:47,360 What the fuck man, pretty good shape. 787 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360 All those black guys are. 788 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,360 Oh, here it is. 789 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:56,360 The womb, get them on the fucker. 790 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,200 This is like a low death. 791 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,200 It's like 420. 792 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:10,200 Oh, you didn't even look that great. 793 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,200 It's fucking weird. 794 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:20,200 Let me see you shake that thing again. 795 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:27,200 Let me see you shake that thing. 796 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,200 I don't know, man. 797 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,720 Dude, she's like skinny in that. 798 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,120 Yeah, this is like what she's like. 799 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,120 Fucking like 26. 800 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,120 Wow. 801 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,120 Probably younger than that. 802 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,840 That shit's fucking crazy. 803 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,520 Now she's like, looks like a fucking distorted goblin creature. 804 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:47,320 Yeah, you see here. 805 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,880 Fucking weird, bro. 806 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,400 This is him eating their pussy. 807 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,400 Fuck. 808 00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,480 I don't really care about that. 809 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,920 I just see it flashing entirely glasses. 810 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,920 I can see it from here. 811 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:11,960 Where the fuck is the time when he's just like, bro, if you're going to go, go hard, 812 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,960 bro. 813 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:17,280 He just fucking like starts like, oh, like, bro, go hard, bro. 814 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:24,120 Oh, but you know how the government has like Amber alerts or like emergency broadcast things 815 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,160 that they send to everybody's phones? 816 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,080 Yeah, I feel like they have like control over phones. 817 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:33,360 I feel like we should hack into that and send one to Ali Mac being like, this is an alert 818 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,680 for a nuclear meltdown. 819 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,240 Oh my God, dude. 820 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,240 How could we do that? 821 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:41,880 We got to send it from like some number, like some fake number. 822 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,360 I guess we got to look this up. 823 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,480 There's guy I love doing shit like that. 824 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,920 We all get it all at once. 825 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,600 Yeah, I feel like he's too smart to fall for that though. 826 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,640 I'd be like, he'd be like, oh, yeah, he's not. 827 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,000 He's not going to listen to this episode. 828 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Let's be real. 829 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,600 This would be a good place to be though. 830 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,040 What if only people that were in basements survived? 831 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:11,880 Like happened like, well, I think of a nuclear bomb hit like Albany. 832 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,360 I think we would be outside of the radius. 833 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,200 Oh, it'd be pretty damn close. 834 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,200 It'd be close. 835 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,600 We'd be like in the radiation radius, but no, we'd be, um, I would be depends on the 836 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600 size of the bomb. 837 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,360 I would in in Manan's, I would be in the, the, the, uh, the vaporization area. 838 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,360 Yeah. 839 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,360 So, yeah. 840 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,760 I would be like, I'm going to try and IP me. 841 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,960 Um, and then when I fucking move to Albany, I'm going to be fucking dead dead. 842 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960 Yeah. 843 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,960 Yeah. 844 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,960 But I don't think it's a target. 845 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,960 It is. 846 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,400 Um, but I mean, it's actually number, I looked it up. 847 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,600 It's number 14 on the hit list. 848 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,940 Number 14. 849 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:54,280 Because if you think about it, Albany is a trade, like it's like a, is like a hub point 850 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,740 between Boston, New York city and Philadelphia. 851 00:38:57,740 --> 00:39:02,800 Like all like there's highways that lead to Albany from all of them and Montreal and Buffalo. 852 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800 Right. 853 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:08,640 So if you blow up the main hub, you can't get to all these other places because you'd 854 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,280 have to drive through radiation. 855 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280 You're not wrong. 856 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280 Yeah. 857 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,280 Yeah. 858 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,560 So that's why wrong because it really is like the connection point. 859 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,320 I mean, you can go through Connecticut to go from Boston to New York, but still like 860 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,920 you hit like the main hub points. 861 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,080 Like yeah, sure. 862 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,880 You can go on that highway, but then you get the fucking like Albany or fucking like Buffalo 863 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,880 or New York. 864 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,320 You're going to go through fucking insane amounts of radiation. 865 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:37,240 So basically, uh, you're cutting the fucking arteries to get to everywhere. 866 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,280 So it's basically like you cut Albany out. 867 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,640 It's like cutting out a main like fucking junction point for fucking arteries. 868 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:48,600 So man, I wonder, see, so I want to see this. 869 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,000 Also the wonderfully arsenal is still on the list, but that's like in like the thirties 870 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 or twenties. 871 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,760 I'm sure it's like way lower than that. 872 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,560 No, because we, we have, um, wait, hi. 873 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,080 I mean way higher in the list. 874 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,080 Yeah. 875 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,720 Because the waterfully, I feel like it's less like it's one of the, it's the only place 876 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,120 in America that builds battleship cannons. 877 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:13,360 Like the only place because it used to be like, there used to be other arsenals that 878 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:17,960 did it, but they closed down so many arsenals that the only arsenal that can build cannons 879 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,760 of that size is in waterfully. 880 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,760 Yeah. 881 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,080 So what I mean, I feel like they probably have a little bit of a stockpile and how many 882 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,600 are they really going to need? 883 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:31,640 Also, also in, in they have, I guarantee you there's some fucking weird shit going on in 884 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,440 the arsenal because I've lived next to the arsenal my entire life. 885 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,440 There is more trucks. 886 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,160 You have so fucking UFOs in there, dude. 887 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,580 There are more trucks going in and out of the arsenal now than there has ever been in 888 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,580 my entire life. 889 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:47,200 Like you go past like, you're in up for fucking world war three. 890 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:52,320 Like cause like you ever been through like the, like the back area of waterfully, like 891 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,720 where you go by like the old abandoned factories. 892 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,720 No. 893 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,840 You know where scholar heights fire department is? 894 00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840 No. 895 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,840 Fuck. 896 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,720 Do you know where the like mobile station is and like the cutoff between waterfully 897 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:11,720 manance like that, like little area like scholar flats, like the big park there? 898 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,080 I think I, I think I kind of know. 899 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,080 Yeah. 900 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,320 I think I told a story before. 901 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,320 Yeah. 902 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:23,200 So basically you turn, you turn left there and you go down that road and you go past, 903 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,640 well, there's no abandoned factories now. 904 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,040 They all got torn down cause they're building apartment things there, but you go past them 905 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,760 and you go across the bridge and you actually go across the arsenal. 906 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,080 And for my entire life, since I was a kid, there's like, you know, like four trucks, 907 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,800 maybe like four trucks there. 908 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,560 There was like the entire lot is filled with different things. 909 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,560 And I just see people unloading fucking things off it constantly. 910 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,960 And this is just a rotating thing every fucking day. 911 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:48,960 Wow. 912 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,520 So I'm like, something's going on there. 913 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,960 Like they keep on being like, yeah, the arsenal, you know, it's one of the lower quality, like 914 00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:02,920 who, who, like what better place to do fucking weird, like insane, like, like more like classified 915 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,160 things than a fucking shitty town and fucking upstate New York. 916 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,160 Right. 917 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,160 Right. 918 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,880 Like, like everybody's like, that kind of stuff goes on all the time, but like, it's 919 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,920 kind of like the whole thing where it's just like, it's like, um, you're not going to fucking 920 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,800 think like area 51 is going to have like all like the cool, because everybody fucking knows 921 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,920 that place now. 922 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,040 How many people besides people who live around here know what the fucking water fleet arsenal 923 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,040 is? 924 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,040 Right. 925 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:30,480 Like I guarantee you, I guarantee you they're doing some real shady stuff there because like, 926 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,040 I like, like what I said though, like if you, who the fuck's going to know about a shitty 927 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,040 arsenal? 928 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,120 Bro, they got fucking radiation coming out of there. 929 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,120 They do. 930 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,120 From the UFOs. 931 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:46,160 They actually, um, water fleet New York, you can actually look this up, has way more earthquakes 932 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,560 than any place around in the capital district. 933 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,920 Really? 934 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,520 But this is like, it's an open secret pretty much, like from the people who worked in the 935 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,520 arsenal and stuff. 936 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,680 There's actually a bomb testing thing underneath the arsenal. 937 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,600 And when they blow up a bomb, it actually shakes the city. 938 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,600 Oh my God. 939 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600 What? 940 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,600 No shit. 941 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,720 My grandma who had a cancer, she lived right next to the arsenal. 942 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,720 Really? 943 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,720 Yeah. 944 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,400 But like, like they, like everybody knows because like if like the city shakes, you're 945 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,800 like, Oh, they're doing another bomb like underneath the arsenal. 946 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:23,200 Like it's, it's, the water comes out black from the taps for five minutes, but it's pretty 947 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,600 much like a, it's, it's like a, it's an open secret type thing. 948 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,480 Like it's like, you're not supposed to know that, but if you've lived in whatever Lee 949 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:36,040 enough and you're like the city shakes, like fucking twice a month, that's not natural. 950 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,040 You felt it? 951 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,040 Yeah. 952 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,560 I remember going to my grandparents house as like as a kid and seeing that big, huge building 953 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,960 and I'm like, that looks fucking scary. 954 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,960 Yeah. 955 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,960 Damn. 956 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:46,960 Yeah. 957 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,960 That's fucking crazy. 958 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960 I never knew all that about the water. 959 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,960 Really? 960 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,960 Our song. 961 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,960 Yeah. 962 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960 Wow. 963 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,960 This might get redacted. 964 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,320 Well, we're here to expose an untitled park. 965 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,560 No, I'm saying like the government might fucking take down this episode being like, you guys 966 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,560 know too much. 967 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:07,760 I mean, how, how far below, uh, like they blow up fucking nukes underground. 968 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,560 No, no, no. 969 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,680 It's more like, like shells that they blow up underground. 970 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:18,840 If they have a fucking hadron collider, dude, that fucking particle particle accelerator, 971 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,360 but also the city hasn't been shaking for the last 10 years. 972 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,280 They're making fucking portals, bro. 973 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,280 They're making poor. 974 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,840 Everybody knows that there's that fucking wormholes to there's that bomb thing. 975 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,520 Other fucking galaxies. 976 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:36,280 So everybody, everybody knows about like the fucking making wormhole. 977 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,280 Let me finish. 978 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,840 I'm telling you, tell ports to find resources in other galaxies. 979 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,080 Everybody knows that you're probably not wrong. 980 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,080 No, I want to hear. 981 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,600 We'll get back to that Casey. 982 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,320 So Tyler, what are you saying? 983 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,560 Everybody knows about like the bomb thing underneath the city. 984 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,000 But it hasn't been shaking for like the last 10 years. 985 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,920 Like there hasn't been like an earthquake earthquake in more of late in 10 years. 986 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:05,720 You're not just going to leave that there under there without doing anything. 987 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:09,400 And especially with the new weapons and shit that we have, they might not even make fucking 988 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,560 like shock waves or anything. 989 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,680 They might be testing shit down there that we don't even fucking know about. 990 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,960 Yeah, bro. 991 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,960 Particle accelerators. 992 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,600 You know how much space you need for a particle accelerator? 993 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,080 It's like a fucking like the size of like three warehouses. 994 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,320 Yeah, they fucking did it in fucking Sweden. 995 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,480 Yeah, it's a fucking it's a dude. 996 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,120 That is the craziest fucking thing. 997 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,860 Have you ever seen the fucking like CERN like fucking building? 998 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:38,160 It has a fucking it has a statue of the Hindu god of destruction in the fucking courtyard. 999 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,160 What is it? 1000 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,600 Put his fucking head in a particle accelerator. 1001 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,240 He got fucked up. 1002 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,520 It's a oh yeah, but it's CERN. 1003 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:51,720 They have a statue of the Hindu god of destruction in the fucking main court, like courtyard of 1004 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:56,320 the fucking place where people are like this could end the world if this fucking works. 1005 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320 My God. 1006 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,320 And they're like, yeah, we put the Hindu god of destruction there. 1007 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,320 It's just like what the fuck guys and then they had like this fucking thing. 1008 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,320 If something goes wrong, it could end the world. 1009 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:11,680 No, no, it was kind of like, you know, Oppenheimer thought that like it could ignite the atmosphere 1010 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,720 when you started when you fired a nuclear bomb. 1011 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,360 It's kind of like that thing, but they thought they might be able to make a black hole. 1012 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,280 And if they made a black hole, the entire world would just get sucked into it. 1013 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,280 Dude. 1014 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,320 Yeah, that's like something that they're like actually afraid of. 1015 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,880 So they're like, we're going to flip the switch anyways. 1016 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,280 Oh my God. 1017 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:35,560 Dude, did you ever hear the story of the time traveler that they found inside the complex 1018 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,680 for the hydron, the large hydron? 1019 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,680 Clearly. 1020 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,680 That's fucking spooky. 1021 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,680 Yeah. 1022 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,920 I said that he was a time traveler from like, like, no, it was like a hundred years ago 1023 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,920 or something. 1024 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,040 A hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future? 1025 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,320 A hundred years in the past. 1026 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,320 Hold on a sec. 1027 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,320 Let me look this story. 1028 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,320 Dude, it's a dark episode, bro. 1029 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,000 We got to get some spooky shit going. 1030 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,560 A time traveler. 1031 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,520 Come on. 1032 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,600 We got time travelers from the past. 1033 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:11,560 Large had a hadron colliders, fucking black holes, galaxies, Milky Way's. 1034 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,760 Did you guys ever hear the story of like the fucking like transmission that we got from 1035 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,760 space? 1036 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,760 Yeah. 1037 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,760 What's that? 1038 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:19,760 What did it say? 1039 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:25,640 So we got like we got like a like a thing that's like constantly sending out like things 1040 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,280 in the space to see if anything like responds to it. 1041 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:36,180 And I think in like the 70s area, we got a transmission back, but it was just like fucking 1042 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,320 like static. 1043 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,240 But nothing natural makes static. 1044 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,240 Yo. 1045 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:46,160 So something sent us a signal back, but all we got was static. 1046 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,080 But static is an electronic thing. 1047 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,800 We don't have natural static. 1048 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,320 That's not a thing. 1049 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:56,640 So something sent us a message back because we keep on sending out a message. 1050 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,040 Yeah, that's it. 1051 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,040 Yeah. 1052 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,040 It was just that. 1053 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:06,200 But even getting static from space that's supposed to be quiet constantly is fucking 1054 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,600 insane. 1055 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,100 Like something sent us. 1056 00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:13,880 They might have tried to send us like a message to us, but it got like jumbled up because 1057 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,960 it fucking came from like however far away and all we got was static. 1058 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:23,400 We send out a message in every single language, like just constantly like it's like a beacon 1059 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,600 almost which aliens they wouldn't understand any of our languages. 1060 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,240 They might, you know, make any sense. 1061 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:34,400 I know it doesn't make any sense, but like, you know, why not? 1062 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,760 You know, I mean, I suppose you can use like the like they use the Rosetta fucking stone. 1063 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,440 You have a bunch of languages. 1064 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,440 You can like piece it together. 1065 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,120 Yeah, that's what they mean. 1066 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,120 That's what they they're doing. 1067 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:49,000 They just keep sending out that message from every language in that we have just kind of 1068 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,920 constantly sending it out in the space. 1069 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:57,360 Dude, I feel like humans are getting brave with trying to like put messages out there. 1070 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,360 I don't know if you want to know what's out there. 1071 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,840 Just imagine you like not even space. 1072 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,600 Just imagine you're in a dark woods. 1073 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:09,420 OK, it's like a vast dark woods that you don't know if you're alone in the woods or not. 1074 00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:12,800 But you just it's just so vast that there could be anything out there. 1075 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,360 And you see a light flashing and like a sound coming out. 1076 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:22,080 It's like mirroring and you mean, you know, we mean, you know, we need to see that. 1077 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,240 Would you go to fucking check that out or would you kind of be like, I'm going to stay 1078 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:30,600 the fuck away from that because that's where I fucking check that shit out. 1079 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:37,120 So like, I think it's crazy because like it's just imagine you are like if we found something 1080 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,820 like that in space, like just imagine as humans, like we're like, OK. 1081 00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:47,240 And then like one day we start getting a fucking message from out and like fucking like a galaxy 1082 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,960 away or something that's just going like sending out a message. 1083 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,000 And it's just like a bunch of jumbled up like fucking sounds. 1084 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,960 We're like, what the fuck is that? 1085 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,680 And it's just constant, like just keep sending it out. 1086 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,240 I'd be like, bro, what the fuck is that? 1087 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,600 But you know how scared we would be? 1088 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:11,080 Fucking we got that like just like if you're not like an intergalactic spacefaring species, 1089 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,360 let's just say you're like humans, like you're at like the same level that humans are like 1090 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:18,840 you can get messages from space, but you can't really like go out and explore. 1091 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,120 Just imagine if they got our message. 1092 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,120 Right. 1093 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,120 Like how would we feel if we got their message? 1094 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,600 We'd be like, holy fucking shit. 1095 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,600 Yeah. 1096 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:33,160 Every I think every every non spacefaring species, if there is species out there that 1097 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:38,720 are like, you know, alien and shit, everyone that's not like intergalactic, like I think 1098 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:44,600 they're just as scared as of us as us of things that are out there in space. 1099 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,000 Because think about us. 1100 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,920 We're always like, dude, space aliens are fucking scary. 1101 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,260 Like things that are out there that aren't human. 1102 00:50:52,260 --> 00:50:58,560 It's like you can't even comprehend like not human, you know, and like they're like they're 1103 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:03,040 like they're not blibblorb or like whatever, you know, like blibblorb. 1104 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,920 They're not blibblorb. 1105 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,960 So it's a fucking crazy thing. 1106 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,400 They probably look at us. 1107 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,960 They probably know that we're here. 1108 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:14,960 Right. 1109 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,360 And they see that we're still killing each other. 1110 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,640 And they're like, yeah, those are fucking barbarians. 1111 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:26,000 Like, just leave that place alone because they're not even like they're not even near 1112 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,560 advanced enough like for us to even like start. 1113 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,480 The crazy thing that I was thinking about. 1114 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,640 They'll try and fuck us. 1115 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,720 Like, you know, the crazy thing that I was thinking about, like if we ever become like 1116 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:41,480 a like spacefaring species, which I think we can do, I think that that not in our lifetime, 1117 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,400 but like eventually we can get to like, you know, space travel like to like other planets, 1118 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,920 maybe even other galaxies way in the future. 1119 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,800 Within the next 20 years. 1120 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,480 I'd say in our lifetime if we live long enough. 1121 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,480 Right. 1122 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,360 So I might like I'm saying we might colonize the moon. 1123 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,360 I think the moon is going to be the first one because it's so close and we can kind 1124 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,880 of get supplies back and forth to it. 1125 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,680 And then Mars would probably be the second one, but I think once we start colonizing 1126 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,640 other planets, it's just going to do like, you know, kind of like the the Industrial Revolution 1127 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,460 boom type thing where like, oh, we can start doing this. 1128 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:17,040 How do we do it faster? 1129 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,500 How do we do it better? 1130 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,880 How do we get the supplies there fast? 1131 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,060 And if you can start getting supplies there faster, then you can start getting people 1132 00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:24,060 there fast. 1133 00:52:24,060 --> 00:52:25,060 Yeah. 1134 00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:28,400 See, that's why Elon Musk is he made space travel so cheap. 1135 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,400 Oh, fuck Elon Musk. 1136 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,680 I fucking hate that guy. 1137 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,240 Well, no, he I mean, that's whether you like him or you don't like him. 1138 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,600 I mean, I don't like him. 1139 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,800 That's that's what he did is he made reusable rockets. 1140 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,800 Yeah. 1141 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,840 So that he literally cut the cost of doing a launch. 1142 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,280 But like 10 billion or something. 1143 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,120 Well, we got a fucking down to 10 percent of what it was. 1144 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,120 Yeah. 1145 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,320 We got a fucking farm on Mars. 1146 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,320 Donald Trump. 1147 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,520 Twenty twenty four. 1148 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,200 Fuck your feelings. 1149 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:59,720 So like the crazy thing is, though, like like if we start doing that, we might be the space 1150 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:05,120 bad guys, you know, like all these other like like like species have become peaceful and 1151 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,840 stuff and they started like doing that. 1152 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,040 And we show up and we're just like Earth, motherfucker. 1153 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040 Give us your shit. 1154 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,120 World War Three is going to be in space. 1155 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,120 Where do you think it's going to fucking take place? 1156 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,440 It's going to take place on fucking spacious. 1157 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,040 So Donald's fucking Mars. 1158 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,440 I said I think I've said this before, but Donald Trump made the Space Force for a reason 1159 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:28,200 like you don't just make an entire branch of the military for no reason. 1160 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,120 Yeah, he he knew something. 1161 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,120 They showed him something. 1162 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,600 Yeah, there's something out there that he's like, we need defense in space. 1163 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,600 Right. 1164 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,160 They're probably like, sir, we we've been in contact. 1165 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,600 We've been meaning to have this conversation with you for a while. 1166 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,440 And we're just waiting till you were mentally ready for this. 1167 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,160 Why don't you step into this gift room here? 1168 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,000 We'll have a conversation about it. 1169 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:56,320 And you just go in there and it's just a thing going. 1170 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,320 Turns out looking like that kid at night. 1171 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,840 It just looks like you got flashback. 1172 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,720 He just goes, yes, we have to make the Space Force now. 1173 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:08,120 We have to do something. 1174 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,680 Yeah, they showed him all the pictures of all the different breeds of aliens. 1175 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,840 Yeah, we've known about these guys since the 1920s. 1176 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:21,000 These guys have been visiting us for 400 years and these guys are relatively new in the past 1177 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000 10. 1178 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Or they have like a holographic like thing where like you had to like meet with like 1179 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,720 the leaders of like the other alien shit. 1180 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:35,520 And I think Donald Trump is like this. 1181 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,520 Nice to meet you. 1182 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,880 That's why that's why fucking Biden got all fucky. 1183 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,680 Like when he got into office because he saw the alien and shit and like the aliens had 1184 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:51,200 to talk to him and they're probably just like, oh boy, you got the oldest of you to fucking 1185 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,200 do this shit. 1186 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,120 Like, is it because he's an elder? 1187 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:59,240 Like is he is like our elders like looked at as like why it's like, well, yeah, like, 1188 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,240 well, kind of. 1189 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:04,080 But this one just fucking retarded. 1190 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,560 I'm sorry. 1191 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:13,400 It's 20, but like like I guarantee you, like we might be like the space like fucking like 1192 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,560 like what the fuck was his name? 1193 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:23,280 Like fucking mongrel fuck space mongrel. 1194 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,760 Like we'd be like space like fucking mongrels. 1195 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:30,560 Like we'd go through just fucking kill, take what we want, fucking colonize planets and 1196 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,720 shit and be like, fuck you. 1197 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:38,720 But like I think that Earth as like as like as a general thing, we conquer things like 1198 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,120 that's just what like Earth like people from Earth is divided, though. 1199 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,120 We're not all working together. 1200 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,120 We're fighting. 1201 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:48,720 If we eventually got to the point like where we were working together, we think we have 1202 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,040 one single government. 1203 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,640 I think that the stars belong to humans. 1204 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,400 But do you think the world should have one single government? 1205 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,440 No, but I think eventually we will, though. 1206 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,440 I think that we're pretty close with the United Nations. 1207 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:07,600 I think that one world government could be a good thing or it could be a completely horrific 1208 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,960 thing because it's always going to be divided. 1209 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,720 It's always going to get divided. 1210 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:17,560 Yeah, but they have fucking like shit like I guarantee you, like when we start fucking 1211 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:22,560 colonizing space, we're going to say this galaxy, it's going to be the new frontier. 1212 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,960 Like the galaxy belongs to humans type shit. 1213 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,800 And like we're going to like we might go to a planet and there's like a bunch of like 1214 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,880 peaceful like little aliens on it. 1215 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,760 And we just fucking Mercom like we did to the Native Americans. 1216 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760 Right, right. 1217 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,760 Of course. 1218 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,120 And we're just going to be like, yep, this is ours now. 1219 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,920 They're going to be like, yeah, give us your shit. 1220 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,160 And we're just going to club them like baby seals. 1221 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,160 Yeah. 1222 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,160 Yeah. 1223 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,160 God, humans are fucked up. 1224 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,160 But I think we do that. 1225 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,560 And then like, dude, dude, like the rest of like the spacefaring species will be like, 1226 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,840 who the fuck are these guys like these new kids on the block? 1227 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,760 And then they're going to try to be like, all right, let's fucking triangulate to where 1228 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,320 these fuckers are from type shit. 1229 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,200 And then they're going to come here. 1230 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,400 Like if aliens, if we start doing that shit and then aliens find Earth, it's going to 1231 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,400 be a problem. 1232 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,400 Damn. 1233 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,960 That'd be like a really fucked up Disney movie. 1234 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,800 There's this fucking species. 1235 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,520 Well, it's kind of like Halo Star Wars. 1236 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,480 No, it's one of the blue people. 1237 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,480 Avatar Avatar. 1238 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,000 Yeah, it's kind of like that. 1239 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,440 That's actually exactly like that. 1240 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,440 That's what I have. 1241 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,440 That's the premise of the movie. 1242 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,440 Exactly what you're talking about. 1243 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:29,520 Yeah, we keep like humans are ever, ever conquering. 1244 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,600 Like we just want we want more. 1245 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,600 Right. 1246 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,600 We constantly want more. 1247 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,120 Like it's like we want to do this. 1248 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,200 So we're going to fucking do this shit. 1249 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,200 Right. 1250 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:44,120 And but there might be things out there that it's like fucking like, you know, we we we 1251 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,840 we stab a giant in the toe type thing. 1252 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,800 It's like we don't know what we're doing. 1253 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,840 We think it's like a bunch of like little weak things. 1254 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,400 But what if that's the planet of just like they're hatchlings or something? 1255 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,400 Yeah. 1256 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,160 And then they're like, that's not actually us. 1257 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,040 Those are our fucking kids. 1258 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,720 And then it's just like those things are like fucking like eight feet like fucking like fucking 1259 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:07,360 like the like the elites from Halo just start showing up and shit. 1260 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,360 Fuck. 1261 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:12,000 Dude, because, dude, it was really cool. 1262 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,920 I watched the movie like about just like a standard Marine in Halo. 1263 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:19,040 It wasn't like a Spartan or anything like just like a standard person that's like you 1264 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,440 and me. 1265 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:25,320 And the way that they showed elites in that is like a fucking horror movie because elites 1266 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:31,040 in the game are like fucking eight foot tall, like eight feet, like nine feet tall and gigantic. 1267 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,520 And like like as Master Chief, you're 12 feet tall in armor. 1268 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:39,160 Like you don't really like think about that, but you're 12 feet tall in the armor. 1269 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,400 But like just imagine like an elite's look, you know, you know, kind of like your size 1270 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,080 when you're when you're a fucking giant dude. 1271 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,320 Just imagine being half that height and seeing the same fucking thing. 1272 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,320 Right. 1273 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,560 And like, you know, like the little grunts, like the little guys with the shells running 1274 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,560 around. 1275 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,880 Yeah, those are like normal people size. 1276 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:56,880 Those are five, seven. 1277 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,280 Each one of those things are five. 1278 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,000 Dude, those things are taller than you. 1279 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Right. 1280 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Right. 1281 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,440 And then you're looking at me like, oh, look at these little things. 1282 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,440 Those things are as tall as you. 1283 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,280 The little thing with the shells on the back. 1284 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,280 Yeah. 1285 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,280 They just splatter. 1286 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,280 Yeah. 1287 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,280 They're like in the way. 1288 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,280 Yeah. 1289 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,080 Those things are fucking five, like five, seven, like five, 11. 1290 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,560 Like that's their area. 1291 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,040 Like, so like just imagine one of those fucking things. 1292 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,040 That's my height. 1293 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,720 Like, you know how scary just a fucking grunt would be. 1294 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:23,720 Yeah. 1295 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:27,120 And then you look at a fucking elite, you'd be like, oh my God, that thing's a demon. 1296 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,560 For the proof of my promise. 1297 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:33,840 They always used to say, I think that was the first or the second one. 1298 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,320 Where are you? 1299 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,320 Where are you? 1300 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:42,800 There are those who said this day would never come. 1301 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,040 What are they to say now? 1302 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,200 I forget who says that. 1303 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,800 It's like the arbiter or something. 1304 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,200 No, the arbiter. 1305 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,840 The arbiter was like, I think it was a fucking the prophet, the prophet. 1306 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:52,840 Prophet. 1307 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,840 Yeah. 1308 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:54,840 Yeah. 1309 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,840 They fucking I loved Halo. 1310 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,480 It was so well written. 1311 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,640 Dude, Halo was like my childhood game, man. 1312 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,640 It really was. 1313 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,640 I loved Halo. 1314 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,640 Yeah. 1315 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,680 The silent cartographer. 1316 01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,600 Yeah. 1317 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,080 Such a good fucking level. 1318 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,080 Yeah. 1319 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,080 Dude, there's fucking one. 1320 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,360 They're fucking the elite speech. 1321 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,360 Hold on a second. 1322 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,360 Like it was fucking awesome. 1323 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,000 Like, dude, like the game was so well written. 1324 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Yeah. 1325 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:26,320 Just the idea that there's this like this ring shaped planet that's like made by some 1326 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,200 species and they don't know who it was, but it's a weapon. 1327 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,200 Here it is. 1328 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,200 Yeah. 1329 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,200 Yeah. 1330 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,200 Yeah. 1331 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,200 I'll let this load. 1332 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,200 When we joined the covenant, we took an oath according to our station, all without exception 1333 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,200 on the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons. 1334 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,200 We swore to uphold the covenant, even to our dying breath. 1335 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:47,240 Those who would break this oath are heretics, worthy of neither peace nor 1336 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:58,520 mercy. 1337 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:03,760 Even now, they use our Lord's creations to forecast the fire. 1338 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:11,120 We shall grind them into dust and continue our march to glorious salvation. 1339 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,040 Dude, this fucking is... 1340 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:18,920 When I was fucking eight years old seeing this, I'm like, this is cool as fuck. 1341 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,920 This armor suits you, but it cannot hide that mark. 1342 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:22,920 Nothing ever will. 1343 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:23,920 You are the arbiter. 1344 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,920 The will of the prophets. 1345 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,920 Is this which Halo? 1346 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:26,920 This is two. 1347 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:27,920 Oh, okay. 1348 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,920 Their lives matter to me. 1349 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:29,920 Yours does not. 1350 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,920 That makes two of us. 1351 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,960 Dude, they did such a phenomenal job on that game. 1352 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,200 Dude, Halo 2 was probably my favorite one. 1353 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,480 They never made a Halo movie, did they? 1354 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,520 They made a Halo series that had nothing to do with the fucking show and it was sucked. 1355 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,800 I don't understand why video game movies aren't more popular. 1356 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,040 Because they don't follow the source material most of the time. 1357 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,560 They split off from what? 1358 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,560 They just don't even follow... 1359 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,560 They use the characters and that's it. 1360 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,320 They write their own. 1361 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,480 I wanted a Halo show since I was a fucking kid. 1362 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,960 Then Paramount Plus got a Halo show and I'm like, okay. 1363 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:17,560 Then the guy who wrote the Halo show, he goes, I never even played the games. 1364 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,560 We're going to make our own story. 1365 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:24,880 Yeah, so they pick these directors that just don't even care about the products at all 1366 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:29,680 or some of them actively hate the product that they're doing shit with. 1367 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:35,200 If you're going to do a video game movie or a video game TV show or something, get somebody 1368 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,680 who fucking loves it. 1369 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,480 That's the biggest thing with Star Wars and shit. 1370 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:45,520 They got people who hated Star Wars to write the new movies and shit. 1371 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,440 How's that going to work? 1372 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:54,720 You can't write something for people who hate... 1373 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:58,480 That's why Star Wars flopped recently. 1374 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,560 It's getting worse and worse. 1375 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:08,160 You can't take an IP that people have such good memories with and they love the original 1376 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,160 story of it. 1377 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:13,160 Then be like, we're going to make our own story with the characters that you care about 1378 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,760 and we're going to fuck up the characters that you like and put our characters at the 1379 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,760 forefront. 1380 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,160 It's like, what the fuck? 1381 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:26,680 We like the story because of the people in the story type shit. 1382 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:27,680 It's fucking insane. 1383 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:33,200 I've been waiting for the Metal Gear Solid movie and luckily, the guy who wants to play 1384 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,400 the main character is obsessed with Metal Gear. 1385 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,400 Really? 1386 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,400 Obsessed. 1387 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,400 Yeah, what's his name? 1388 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:39,960 He's in one of the Star Wars. 1389 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:40,960 Which one? 1390 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,960 Sir Isaac... 1391 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:42,960 Newton? 1392 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:43,960 No, not Sir Isaac. 1393 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:44,960 What am I saying? 1394 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,960 Sir Isaac. 1395 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,400 Something Isaac Scott... 1396 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,400 Oscar Isaac? 1397 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,480 Wait, what's the... 1398 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:50,480 Oscar Isaac? 1399 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:51,480 Is that him? 1400 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,480 That might be. 1401 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,480 Hold on. 1402 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,480 Let me see. 1403 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,840 Because he played Moon Knight and shit. 1404 01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,720 He also played Poe in the new Star Wars movies. 1405 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,480 Metal Gear movie. 1406 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,120 But dude, I just know they're going to fuck it up. 1407 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,120 Oh yeah. 1408 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,760 It's like the first... 1409 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,760 This guy. 1410 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,760 What's his name? 1411 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,760 Oscar Isaac. 1412 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,760 Sir Isaac. 1413 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:13,760 Sir Isaac Newton. 1414 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,760 Yeah, Oscar Isaac. 1415 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,760 Oscar Isaac. 1416 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,520 He's actually really good at doing... 1417 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,520 He's a really good actor. 1418 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,000 Well, I think he's going to be a really good Solid Snake. 1419 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,000 Right? 1420 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000 But it keeps getting delayed. 1421 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:27,840 I mean, he's a little dark for Snake, but that could work too. 1422 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:28,840 Yeah. 1423 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,960 Like, Snake's super pale, isn't he? 1424 01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,520 He's fucking really pale, if I remember correctly. 1425 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:39,440 It depends on which Snake, he's kind of different in the different games, but dude, the first 1426 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,640 one is the one I'm obsessed with. 1427 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,240 Oh yeah, the original. 1428 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,240 Because dude, that game... 1429 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,240 S.P. and I simulator. 1430 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:49,240 It just captures a feeling. 1431 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,240 It's just this... 1432 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,240 I played it, it's good. 1433 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:58,120 It's this feeling of loneliness and this feeling of loss and love. 1434 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,320 It's just such a... 1435 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,880 It's so dark and morbid and romantic at the same time. 1436 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,880 Yeah. 1437 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:09,680 Dude, it's just a fucking weird mix of flavors. 1438 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,720 And that's what made that game so awesome, even though half of it was stolen from the 1439 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,280 movie Escape from New York. 1440 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:21,400 It's like, that movie, you realize he took a lot of the shit from that. 1441 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,920 But it's a lot of the stuff that's like... 1442 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,280 So would you say that Metal Gear is your favorite game? 1443 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,680 Oh yeah. 1444 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,200 Well, besides Flight Simulator. 1445 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,120 Yo, I'm so pumped for Flight Simulator 2024. 1446 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,120 Yeah. 1447 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:39,480 Well, traditionally they always came out with a new one every four years. 1448 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,120 A lot of people are pissed. 1449 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,200 Because they're supposed to work on it for 10 years, like GTA. 1450 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:49,000 But then all of a sudden they didn't fix half the problems with the new one and said, hey, 1451 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,000 we're coming out with a new one. 1452 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,400 As long as they fix everything in the new one. 1453 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,400 Right, right. 1454 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,800 Do you get to keep the plane from your last one? 1455 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,800 Yeah, you do. 1456 01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,400 I have one plane that's like $50. 1457 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,720 Oh yeah, better be. 1458 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:02,720 Right, yeah. 1459 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:03,720 So they said it's all going to transfer. 1460 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,800 But yeah, anyway, back to Metal Gear. 1461 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,800 It's like, dude, there's this one part in the game... 1462 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,800 Shut the fuck up about planes. 1463 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,800 No, I don't want to piss Tyler off. 1464 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,480 I know that also nobody else... 1465 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,520 That's a very niche thing and nobody's interested in it. 1466 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:23,460 But dude, there's these love stories that come along in Metal Gear Solid. 1467 01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:26,000 And one of them is with this chick called Meryl. 1468 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,680 She's a meter and she's doing sit-ups in her cell. 1469 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:36,280 She's also a prisoner of war. 1470 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,560 Then you fight this Russian sniper. 1471 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,560 Sniper wolf. 1472 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,560 Sniper wolf. 1473 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,560 Yeah. 1474 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:42,560 And dude, it's such a... 1475 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:48,560 As a 13 year old kid playing this game, you have to shoot this beautiful Russian chick. 1476 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:49,560 Right to the scope. 1477 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,560 Right. 1478 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,840 You don't want to. 1479 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:54,840 But you have to. 1480 01:06:54,840 --> 01:07:01,080 And it's just like, she's sitting there bleeding out this fucking mega hot chick. 1481 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:06,680 I used to bring the pamphlet from the game to school and show my buddies. 1482 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:11,040 I'm like, yeah, look at how hot this fucking Russian sniper bitch is. 1483 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:14,040 But yeah, it's just such a strange mix of emotions. 1484 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,040 And then it brings in horror aspects. 1485 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,480 Yeah, with Psycho Mantis. 1486 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,480 Psycho Mantis. 1487 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:19,480 Yeah. 1488 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:24,280 And it's just so isolated and lonely in Alaska. 1489 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:31,240 And it's just this weird, strange, just violent love story. 1490 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,240 Violent love horror story. 1491 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:33,240 You know who's fucking hot? 1492 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,400 It's fucking quiet from Metal Gear Solid V. She's fucking bad. 1493 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,720 I don't know which one she is. 1494 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,280 Oh dude, I got to show you her. 1495 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,280 You'd love her. 1496 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,640 Yeah, see after the first one, I never really... 1497 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,840 Because one, I didn't have a PlayStation 2, so I didn't keep going with it. 1498 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:57,920 But I didn't like a lot of the places that the later Metal Gears went. 1499 01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,720 Like the walking fucking guns. 1500 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,640 The walking guns. 1501 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,120 You know what I mean? 1502 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,480 It's just fucking weird. 1503 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,480 It just got strange. 1504 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:11,000 It went off the rails. 1505 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,240 It really went off the rails when demons and shit started coming in. 1506 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:21,360 Yeah, if they just stuck to all the stuff around the first one. 1507 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,240 That's a literal scene in the game. 1508 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,240 Oh my. 1509 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,240 Oh yeah. 1510 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,240 Yeah. 1511 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,240 She doesn't talk either. 1512 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,240 Huh. 1513 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:33,240 I think she's got her tongue cut out or some shit. 1514 01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,920 That's a little weird. 1515 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:36,920 She's hot though. 1516 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,920 Yeah. 1517 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,920 She's hot though. 1518 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,920 Would you date a girl with no tongue? 1519 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:42,920 No. 1520 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:43,920 No? 1521 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:44,920 No. 1522 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:45,920 That's a deal breaker. 1523 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,920 That's a deal breaker? 1524 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:47,920 I'm sorry. 1525 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:48,920 So you know what my deal breaker is? 1526 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:52,600 This is a weird jumping off point. 1527 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:58,280 I don't care if they're blind, but if they didn't have eyes, if they were just like the 1528 01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,120 skin thing, I couldn't do that. 1529 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,120 Just stitched up. 1530 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,120 Yeah, I couldn't do that. 1531 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,120 All the way across. 1532 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,120 It depends, dude. 1533 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,120 I mean, what if she was like a smoke show? 1534 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,960 If she wore sunglasses all the time, maybe. 1535 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,320 I mean... 1536 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:18,440 Just like the people that do the fucking, the glass eyes or whatever and they kind of 1537 01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:22,120 look real type things, I guess that works. 1538 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:28,360 But if you're just walking around with fucking skin for eyes, that freaked me the fuck out. 1539 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:32,160 Even if you have a banging-est body and the coolest personality ever, I'd be like, you 1540 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,160 don't have eyes. 1541 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,360 That's real scary. 1542 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,080 Yeah, that is rough. 1543 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:42,440 I mean, there's some hot disabled girls for sure. 1544 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:46,960 Do you ever have those reoccurring dreams? 1545 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,480 Ever since I was a kid, I had a reoccurring dream. 1546 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:50,480 Pull that up on Reddit. 1547 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:51,480 What? 1548 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,480 Oh God, no. 1549 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,480 It's a hot disabled girl. 1550 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,480 Oh no. 1551 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,480 No? 1552 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:56,480 You pull it up on Reddit. 1553 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,480 I think I will. 1554 01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:06,160 Yeah, because I always had this reoccurring dream where I lost my arm. 1555 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:12,360 I just keep having this dream where I keep losing my left arm at my forearm area. 1556 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,360 Right here. 1557 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,760 Hey, let's interpret this. 1558 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,200 It's so fucking weird. 1559 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,240 I've had it since I was a kid. 1560 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,240 It's always like... Since you were how old? 1561 01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,240 Fucking like six. 1562 01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,840 He's afraid of losing the ability to jack off. 1563 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,200 It's my left arm actually that I keep getting cut off. 1564 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,560 Well, I mean, if we want to psychoanalyze this... 1565 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,560 You're ambidextrous. 1566 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,520 You're ambidextrous and you were forced to use your other hand. 1567 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,520 Yeah. 1568 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,080 All right, now the thing that makes you Tyler... 1569 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,440 God's punishing you. 1570 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:39,760 ... is using your left hand. 1571 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:40,760 Your brain is different. 1572 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:41,760 Left-handed, yeah. 1573 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:48,360 And your body's saying to you, we were given this gift and we've neglected it. 1574 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:53,720 Being left-handed, you utilize... We need people that are left-handed and use a different 1575 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:54,720 side of their brain. 1576 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:55,720 We all need people. 1577 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:56,720 I actually shoot left-handed. 1578 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,720 Do you? 1579 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,720 Yeah. 1580 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:04,900 But the thing is, I shoot left-handed, but most guns are made for right-handed people, 1581 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:06,880 so I have to shoot right-handed. 1582 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,360 So which arm is it that you lost? 1583 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:09,360 My left. 1584 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:13,280 Dude, I mean, you can't tell me that wasn't a great psychoanalysis. 1585 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:14,280 That is, yeah. 1586 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:18,000 I mean, the nuns forced me not to use my left hand, so I had to use my right hand. 1587 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,800 Right, and your body is like, no, we're supposed to be using our left hand. 1588 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,800 Yeah. 1589 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:23,800 Damn, dude. 1590 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,800 Oh, damn, dude. 1591 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:29,200 All right, let's take a break on Total Podcast. 1592 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,200 We'll be back. 1593 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:35,200 Damn, dude. 1594 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:40,200 Oh, welcome back to Untitled Podcast. 1595 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:47,640 Dan doesn't have much time, so we're going to do a quick head-to-head on Jeopardy here. 1596 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,840 Dan's got his fucking caffeine. 1597 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,240 He's ready to go. 1598 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,240 We're here. 1599 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:57,200 We'll give a three-time returning champ from last time, Tyler. 1600 01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,200 Dan wins. 1601 01:11:58,200 --> 01:11:59,200 Tyler wins. 1602 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:02,360 And Dan's also a three-time returning champ. 1603 01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,360 Dan wins. 1604 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,360 All right. 1605 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:08,360 Battle of the retards. 1606 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:12,000 I did say that this was the... 1607 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,280 We're going to wear that word out this episode, then we're not using it again. 1608 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,640 Welcome to retard town, population us. 1609 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,520 We are politically correct after this episode. 1610 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,520 That is not true. 1611 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,520 Retard Jeopardy. 1612 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,520 You ever like come to... 1613 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,520 Huh? 1614 01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:29,520 What? 1615 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:35,240 All right, we got Dan and Tyler. 1616 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:36,240 Woo! 1617 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,240 I'd jump the boat. 1618 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,160 I'd dunk in donuts? 1619 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,160 Categories today. 1620 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:49,760 All right, your categories are sports. 1621 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,760 Oh, God. 1622 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:53,760 Broadway. 1623 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:54,760 Oh, God. 1624 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,760 Religion. 1625 01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,760 Oh, yeah. 1626 01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:57,760 I'm fucked there. 1627 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,760 Breaking Bad. 1628 01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,760 Okay. 1629 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,760 Maybe. 1630 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,760 Potent Potables. 1631 01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:02,760 And rappers. 1632 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,760 Might be okay with that. 1633 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:05,760 This is a good split. 1634 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,760 Tyler gets the first pick. 1635 01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,760 Of course. 1636 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,280 200. 1637 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,760 The only two Catholic presidents. 1638 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:16,760 What is JFK and what is Joe Biden? 1639 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:17,760 Oh, yes. 1640 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:18,760 The fuck, man. 1641 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,760 I knew JFK, actually. 1642 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,760 Yeah. 1643 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:21,760 Joe Biden's Catholic. 1644 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:22,760 I don't own him, but yeah. 1645 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,760 Tyler's pick. 1646 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:24,760 Let's do religion. 1647 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:29,760 Four? 1648 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:32,760 Four? 1649 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:33,760 What is Judaism? 1650 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:34,760 What is Judaism? 1651 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:35,760 What is... 1652 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,760 Peace is forbidden in this religion. 1653 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,760 What is Muslim? 1654 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,760 What is Islam? 1655 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:39,760 I couldn't even think of the name of it. 1656 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:40,760 Really? 1657 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:41,760 What is Judaism? 1658 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:42,760 I already said that. 1659 01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:43,760 Dude, it's not going to be a good one for me. 1660 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:44,760 I'm already tapped out. 1661 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:45,760 Fuck. 1662 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,760 What is Judaism? 1663 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,760 I don't know. 1664 01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:48,760 I don't know. 1665 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:49,760 I don't know. 1666 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,760 I don't know. 1667 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:51,760 I don't know. 1668 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:52,760 I don't know. 1669 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,800 I don't know. 1670 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,840 I don't know. 1671 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,840 Fuck. 1672 01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:58,840 What is Hinduism? 1673 01:13:58,840 --> 01:13:59,840 Yeah, Brahman. 1674 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,840 Oh, yeah. 1675 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:01,840 Tyler's pick. 1676 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:02,840 Let's do religion again. 1677 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:03,840 I'm just going to say the same thing, Tyler. 1678 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:08,920 For 600, Siddhartha Gautama was the founder of this... 1679 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:09,920 Buddhism. 1680 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:10,920 What is Buddhism? 1681 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:11,920 Yes. 1682 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:12,920 Correct. 1683 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,920 I don't like it. 1684 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:14,920 I don't like it. 1685 01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:15,920 Dan's pick. 1686 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:16,920 Potho balls. 1687 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:17,920 I don't like it. 1688 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:18,920 I don't like it. 1689 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:19,920 I don't like it. 1690 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:20,920 Dan's pick. 1691 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:21,920 Potho balls. 1692 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:27,800 200 Chardonnay comes from this country. What is France? 1693 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,440 Yeah, that was at the same time. Yeah, that really was at the same time. 1694 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:33,800 You want to split that? Yeah, let's split that. 1695 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,840 Split that? Oh, it was 200? You get a fucking 100 each? 1696 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,040 Yeah. Jesus Christ. 1697 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:45,320 Dan's pick. Pome portables. Let's wear it out. 1698 01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,800 400. Liquor commonly served in Japanese. What is sake? 1699 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,400 Oh, God. Sake. Sake. 1700 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,600 Got me. Thomas Pick. Religion. 1701 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,600 For 800, the majority religion of the Philippines. 1702 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,200 What is? What is Christianity? 1703 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,600 Catholicism. Oh, damn. Yeah, baby. Catholics for the win. 1704 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,400 Thomas Pick. Religion. For a thousand. 1705 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:20,900 These religious views are somewhere between theist and atheist. 1706 01:15:20,900 --> 01:15:23,600 What is agnostic? God damn. Yep. 1707 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:28,500 Zippity doo dah. I need some... Let me light up. 1708 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:34,100 All right. Quick pause. Why Dan lights up the... Sake. 1709 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:35,900 Yeah. 1710 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,900 What? I thought you were going to light up a thing. 1711 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:43,700 What? I thought you were lighting up incense or something. 1712 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:48,500 No, cigarette. I need some nicotine. 1713 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,100 Whose pick is it? It's mine. 1714 01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:54,300 All right. What do we got? Sports, Broadway, Breaking Bad, 1715 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:56,700 Pome portables, and rappers. Rappers. 1716 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:03,500 Rappers? This rapper's real name is Jared Higgins. 1717 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:07,200 Oh, my God. Gerard Higgins. Who is Ludacris? 1718 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:16,000 What is 50 Cent? What is... Not X. It's not X. 1719 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:22,000 Jared. Who's Ja Rule? No. 1720 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,600 It's Juice WRLD. It's SoundCloud Rappers. Let's be real. 1721 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,800 It's Casey. Shut the fuck up, Tyler. 1722 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:39,200 44. M&M is from this city. What is Detroit? 1723 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,200 God damn. Oh, yeah. 1724 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:46,800 Bro, I'm off my game. I need some drugs, dude. 1725 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:53,600 We rappers. For six. Tupac was killed in this American city. 1726 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,200 What is LA? Yeah. I was going to say Los Angeles, but... 1727 01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:04,200 Oh, what is Las Vegas? Was it Vegas? 1728 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,400 Yeah, it was Vegas. Was it? 1729 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:06,800 Yeah. Yeah, boy. 1730 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:12,800 Dan with the fucking six hundred points. Rappers. 1731 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:17,800 Vegas. For 800. Oh, God. Joking. 1732 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:24,700 Double. You got 1300 points. 1733 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:28,200 Oh, I have to wager. Yeah. 1734 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,900 All right. 300. 300? 1735 01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:34,600 Yeah. Childish Gambino's real name. 1736 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,200 Oh, come on. Oh, man. 1737 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,200 Come on. I know this one, bro. 1738 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:41,000 Fuck. Come on, dude. You don't know his name? 1739 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:45,000 I have no idea. Can I just say the name without him getting it? 1740 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,000 Yeah. It's fucking Donald Glover. 1741 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,400 Does he know? I have no idea. 1742 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,200 It's Donald Glover, bro. I have no idea. 1743 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:55,200 So Dan lost 300. Damn. 1744 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:59,200 God fucking. You didn't know Childish Gambino's real fucking name? 1745 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,000 No, actually, I don't know one song by him. 1746 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,800 Dude, he's really good. I'd look into him if he... 1747 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,200 Dan's pick. You like that shit? 1748 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,200 It's my pick? Yeah. 1749 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,200 That's potent potables. Potent bottles. 1750 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:13,800 For 600. Give me a smelling salts first. 1751 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:17,200 Come on. Diamorphine is also known as this drug. 1752 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,200 Oh, what is fentanyl? No. 1753 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:25,200 Dye-morphine. Dye-morphine. 1754 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:29,200 Phenagin. 1755 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,200 Dye-morphine. 1756 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,200 Is phenagin a fucking painkiller? 1757 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,200 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1758 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,200 Hold on. Hold on. What is methadone? 1759 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:42,200 What is... 1760 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:45,200 It's heroin. 1761 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,200 Oh, fuck. Weird. 1762 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:52,200 Interesting. 1763 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:56,200 Oh, fuck yes. 1764 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,200 Dan's pick. 1765 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,200 Potables. Let's get this done with. 1766 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:05,200 For 800. Website on the darkwood. Commonly used to buy and sell. 1767 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,200 What is this? God damn it. 1768 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,200 Who got that? Highlands? 1769 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,200 I don't know. 1770 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,200 Let's split it. If you want to split that, I'll split it. 1771 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:15,200 Let's split it. 1772 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,200 You got 400 each. 1773 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,200 What's the score? 1774 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:24,200 Dan has 1400. Tyler has 2300. 1775 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:29,200 I'm sick of it. Tyler kicking my ass all the time. 1776 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,200 Dan's pick. 1777 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,200 Potable. Let's get it done with. 1778 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:38,200 For 1000. Two drugs mentioned by Future in the 2015 song Mask Off. 1779 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,200 What is molly percocet? 1780 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,200 God damn. 1781 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,200 Molly percocet. 1782 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,200 1000 points. 1783 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,200 Is that over? 1784 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:52,200 Yeah, it's over and it's my pick, retard. 1785 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,200 Rappers. 1786 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,200 Rappers for 1000? 1787 01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:00,200 The single Heartless by Kanye West came off of this album. 1788 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,200 What is graduation? 1789 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,200 Off of this album. 1790 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:07,200 What is Kyle's drop out? 1791 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:10,200 What is Heartless? 1792 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:15,200 The song Heartless came off of this album. 1793 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,200 Yeah, I thought Heartless was its own album. 1794 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,200 No. 1795 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,200 Fuck. 1796 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,200 808s and Heartbreak, bro. 1797 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:24,200 I wouldn't have got that one. 1798 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,200 What we got? 1799 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:28,200 I got Sports Broadway Breaking Bad. 1800 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,200 Let's do sports for two. 1801 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:33,200 Two. Final score of the 1980 Olympic hockey game. 1802 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:37,200 What is four to three, baby? 1803 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,200 I'm fucked. 1804 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,200 What is four to three? 1805 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,200 I don't even know what the question was. 1806 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:46,200 Micah Rizzioni, baby. 1807 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,200 Tyler's turn. 1808 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,200 Sports. 1809 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:51,200 For a number of vampires in a regular season MLB game. 1810 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:55,200 What is three? 1811 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,200 I have no idea. 1812 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,200 What is one? 1813 01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,200 What is two? 1814 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,200 What is four? 1815 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,200 What is four? 1816 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:04,200 Yeah. 1817 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,200 Yeah. 1818 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:08,200 I have a four. 1819 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:13,200 I'm like, is there one at each base or like one in that shortstop area, right? 1820 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,200 Yeah. 1821 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,200 Yeah, because there's one at the home plate, one at first, one at third, and then there's 1822 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,200 like one at each base. 1823 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:19,200 Yeah, one at like shortstop. 1824 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,200 Yeah. 1825 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,200 Yeah, one at second base. 1826 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,200 Yeah, sports. 1827 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,200 For six. 1828 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,200 God damn. 1829 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,200 It's over for me. 1830 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,200 It's over for me. 1831 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,200 You got 3,700. 1832 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,200 200. 1833 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,200 200. 1834 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,200 This sport was invented by Dr. James Naismith. 1835 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,200 What is basketball? 1836 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:38,200 I know exactly where it was. 1837 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,200 What the fuck, bro? 1838 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,200 I'm sorry. 1839 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,200 Sorry. 1840 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,200 That's correct. 1841 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,200 I actually know where the exact court where he made it is. 1842 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,200 Is it in Massachusetts? 1843 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,200 You've actually been there, Casey. 1844 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,200 Have I? 1845 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:51,200 Silver Bay is where basketball was invented. 1846 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,200 No, why? 1847 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,200 Yeah. 1848 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,200 No, it wasn't like Massachusetts. 1849 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:55,200 I thought it was Springfield. 1850 01:21:55,200 --> 01:22:00,200 No, no, no, because he had it there, but the first basketball court was in Silver Bay, 1851 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,200 New York. 1852 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,200 Oh, shit. 1853 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,200 Yeah, I played on the basketball court. 1854 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,200 Wow. 1855 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,200 Yeah. 1856 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:14,640 How many sports we got left to all these sports, the world record time to run the 100 meter 1857 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,200 dash by Usain Bolt was this time. 1858 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:21,200 Six seconds is going to be the closest closest to the right answer. 1859 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,200 Ten point six seconds. 1860 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,200 What is twelve point two? 1861 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,200 What do you say? 1862 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,200 Twelve point two. 1863 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:26,200 What do you say? 1864 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,200 Ten point six. 1865 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,200 Ten point six. 1866 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,200 Yeah, that's for Dan. 1867 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:34,200 Yeah, nine point five eight. 1868 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,200 Oh, shit. 1869 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,200 He's fast. 1870 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,200 Dan's pick. 1871 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,200 Breaking Bad. 1872 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,200 Fuck you. 1873 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,200 For 200. 1874 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:45,200 Walt regretfully chokes out this dealer with a metal padlock. 1875 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,200 Oh, my God. 1876 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:51,200 I actually never seen Breaking Bad. 1877 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,200 I've seen Better Call Saul. 1878 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,200 I've never seen Breaking Bad. 1879 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,200 Yeah, I don't remember. 1880 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,200 All right. 1881 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,200 That was crazy. 1882 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:03,200 Dude, I haven't seen this since 2013. 1883 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,200 I've seen Better Call Saul. 1884 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,200 All right. 1885 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,200 What were the other ones? 1886 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,200 Broadway and sports. 1887 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,200 Fucking Broadway. 1888 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,200 Like the plays. 1889 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,200 Yeah. 1890 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,200 Oh, my God. 1891 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,200 The only reason I'll get those is because my girlfriend was a drama girl. 1892 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,200 Jesus. 1893 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,200 Fuck. 1894 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:21,200 So let's keep going. 1895 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,200 Breaking Bad. 1896 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:23,200 So you're fucked with that one. 1897 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,200 I got no way to come back with this. 1898 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,200 Walt is diagnosed with this. 1899 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,200 I'm not sure. 1900 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,200 Okay. 1901 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,200 Four. 1902 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,200 With this stage of lung cancer in the pillar. 1903 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:31,200 Stage four. 1904 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,200 Stage three. 1905 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,200 Stage three. 1906 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,200 Because it could only be. 1907 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:35,200 I said stage four. 1908 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,200 I said stage three after. 1909 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:37,200 Dan's pick. 1910 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,200 No, I got that one. 1911 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,200 Breaking Bad. 1912 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,200 What? 1913 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,200 I said stage three before you did. 1914 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,200 You said stage four. 1915 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,200 I said stage four, then I said stage three. 1916 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,200 All right. 1917 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:45,200 Rewind it. 1918 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,200 I didn't hear it. 1919 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:47,200 I'll give you a... 1920 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,200 You're so far ahead anyway. 1921 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:49,200 I'll give you 400 points each. 1922 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,200 I'm not sure. 1923 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:51,200 I'm not sure. 1924 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,200 I'm not sure. 1925 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,200 I'm not sure. 1926 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,200 I'm not sure. 1927 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,200 I'm not sure. 1928 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,700 I'll give you 400 points each. 1929 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:58,060 All right. 1930 01:23:58,060 --> 01:23:59,140 Dan's pick. 1931 01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:00,200 Breaking Bad. 1932 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:06,740 Heisenberg uses this kind of acid to dissolve the bodies. 1933 01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:07,740 Hydrochloric acid. 1934 01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:10,740 Yeah, fuck you. 1935 01:24:10,740 --> 01:24:12,740 What is, uh... 1936 01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:15,280 Fuck, I... 1937 01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:23,500 God drinking it, I had it on the tip of my tongue and you said that, it fucked me up. 1938 01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:24,700 What is Lye? 1939 01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:26,700 That's a base actually 1940 01:24:30,780 --> 01:24:33,220 That would be hydro floric acid 1941 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:45,180 It wasn't hydrochloric acid yeah hydro floric hydro floric acid stronger all right fine 1942 01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:48,060 dance pick yeah breaking bad 1943 01:24:48,060 --> 01:24:54,620 800 before he was a hit man Mike worked as a police officer in this city. What is Tucson, Arizona? 1944 01:24:57,140 --> 01:24:59,140 What is Albuquerque, New Mexico 1945 01:25:01,340 --> 01:25:03,340 What is Chicago 1946 01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:12,540 Think about how he taught you he's got an accent right what is Boston Walter 1947 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:15,580 Chicago 1948 01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:22,700 Philadelphia 1949 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:24,700 Philadelphia accent 1950 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,580 Dance break breaking bad 1951 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:45,420 You got 2600 I'll wager fucking a hundred 1952 01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:51,020 Just the escapes of this state after the series oh fuck Colorado. What is Colorado? 1953 01:25:51,740 --> 01:25:53,740 He says Colorado 1954 01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:57,740 That was Alaska 1955 01:26:01,260 --> 01:26:03,260 Dance big 1956 01:26:03,900 --> 01:26:08,060 Is there any more breaking dead nah, oh you got Broadway and 1957 01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:11,580 Broadway and sports 1958 01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:18,540 Uh, Broadway and sports. Uh, we'll say Broadway and what is Phantom of the Opera? 1959 01:26:20,540 --> 01:26:22,700 For 200 adaptation of the 1960 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:27,820 1995 animated what is that a lion king god damn it. Oh, yeah 1961 01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:33,100 I'm off my game tonight 1962 01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:36,700 Tyler fucking wins 1963 01:26:36,700 --> 01:26:38,700 Fucking wins 1964 01:26:40,140 --> 01:26:41,580 Wow 1965 01:26:41,580 --> 01:26:46,380 That was aggressive. Sorry. So Dan just hit the table and 1966 01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:51,100 Screwed up her entire operation 1967 01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:58,700 No, Tyler's pick yes, we'll finish out sports sports 1968 01:26:59,580 --> 01:27:01,020 uh 1969 01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:04,560 Lionel Messi joined this american football club in 2023 1970 01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:07,120 What is what is the nfl? 1971 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:14,000 What is what is t-mobile you didn't hear this in the news 1972 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:22,240 America now. No, what team is he playing on the pale a ball? What city what city bro? What is fucking detroit? I don't know 1973 01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:25,760 I don't want soccer. I'm not gay 1974 01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:28,560 Uh, Miami 1975 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:33,140 Inter-miami, okay. Uh, let's do uh broadway for 400 1976 01:27:33,140 --> 01:27:37,860 Uh, this takes place during the french revolution is lay miser base 1977 01:27:38,980 --> 01:27:40,980 Is 1978 01:27:43,540 --> 01:27:51,620 I'm getting smoked. I'm getting smoked over here. Uh tyler's let's just go down the fucking 1979 01:27:55,060 --> 01:28:00,500 600 set in the roaring 20s this musical. What is the Phantom of the Opera? What is the great gatsby? 1980 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,500 Oh 1981 01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:04,980 What 1982 01:28:06,420 --> 01:28:11,860 Set in the roaring 20s this musical is about gamblers who like playing craps. Oh fuck. I don't know 1983 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,500 There's guys and dolls 1984 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:21,620 For 800 what is cats? 1985 01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:28,980 What's cat this broadway show was written by the creators of south park. What is the book of mormon? Oh, Jesus fuck 1986 01:28:30,980 --> 01:28:32,420 God 1987 01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:34,420 and finally 401 000 1988 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:38,020 The skylark sisters are characters in this music. What is hamilton? 1989 01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:40,660 Jesus fucking christ 1990 01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,980 I'm gonna go home 1991 01:28:45,940 --> 01:28:49,080 What's the score it's like 5000 to 1000 1992 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:51,080 Uh 1993 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:53,400 Tyler's got 1994 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:57,960 6800 I gotta start taking that bite of vitamin b again. I start snorting 1995 01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,980 Tyler's got 6800 dan's got 2500 1996 01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:06,680 I'll give you my bet 1997 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:16,280 Uh, let's see. Yeah, what's the what's the thing? Uh, care category is uh video games. Oh boy 1998 01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:18,280 I'll bet I'll bet that 1999 01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:21,240 How much how much am I ahead? 2000 01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,640 5000 ahead 2001 01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:28,440 You got 6800. I don't even have the wager because 2002 01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:31,640 You can't win 2003 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,840 Let's see. All right. I sent you my wager 2004 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,520 No, you can win 2005 01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:40,520 How if I bet something? 2006 01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:45,560 Well tyler the more you bet the more money you win so what's the money there's no point 2007 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,720 Tyler the more you bet the more money you win. I didn't know 2008 01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:54,440 I didn't know that I knew that much about broadway 2009 01:29:55,240 --> 01:30:00,440 Dude, that's I don't know anything about broadway dude, literally literally my girlfriend literally saved me with that one 2010 01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,280 Uh tyler 2011 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:11,000 Tyler you gotta bet you gotta bet a little more than that. I'm not betting you gotta bet a little bit more than that 2012 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,080 You gotta make this interesting 2013 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,280 Oh, is he writing a new wager 2014 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,080 Is he is he writing a new wager 2015 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,320 All right the question for uh 2016 01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:29,720 final jeopardy is in 2017 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:31,320 the uh 2018 01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,320 The game guitar hero 3 2019 01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:39,720 Yo, the final boss is uh the devil. What is his name in guitar hero 3? 2020 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:44,700 The name of the devil that you battle at the end 2021 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:58,120 I have no fucking idea. Damn dude 2022 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:05,160 I never play guitar hero. Oh my god. You need to come over here and we're gonna fucking shred 2023 01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:10,680 Never play that bro. You were gone from mohawk when we were fucking shredding guitar hero every fucking shit 2024 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,760 Oh, dude, we should shred some fucking guitar hero. Yeah, now you gotta work 2025 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,080 um 2026 01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:19,160 Next week next week. We'll shred guitar hero 2027 01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:22,120 You still got your ps2. Let me give you a hint 2028 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:28,200 It's like it's like a regular name like it's like he's like the devil but he has like a like a regular name 2029 01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:33,960 Dan dan texted me 2030 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:42,600 No, it's like it's like bob it's not bob but it's like a name like bob or something 2031 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:45,560 Well, look what I just saw you 2032 01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:52,760 Oh bob, well, you know, it's not bob. So it's something else. It's something else not bob 2033 01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,120 Dan's thinking 2034 01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:06,440 He says what is john? 2035 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:08,760 It's not that 2036 01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,760 It's lou dan lost it 2037 01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:18,600 It says what is lou that's correct. He bet 1000. Oh, think about it dan god lucifer his name's lou 2038 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:24,760 But that's not a common name. Yeah, it is lou's a super common name. I mean for older people, but it's not like bob 2039 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:30,200 Common tires won 70 700 2040 01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:39,560 Why do I know so much about stupid trivia I don't fucking know 2041 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:42,760 It's fucking awesome. Actually 2042 01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:49,800 Dude, like dude my girlfriend's like I have such weird random access memory that I could just like go on like what's needed 2043 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:51,320 It's incredible 2044 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:57,320 But not for things that are anything useful like in fucking medic school. I couldn't remember any of that 2045 01:32:57,480 --> 01:33:01,640 I can tell you how many legions there are in fucking warhammer like that 2046 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:05,240 But that makes for a much more interesting person. Yeah 2047 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:11,960 Than somebody who can spit out random facts about there in fucking star wars entire backstory 2048 01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:14,760 I can fucking like, you know stupid shit like that 2049 01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:16,920 Hey, uh 2050 01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:23,320 Everybody thank you for listening to the untitled podcast episode 45 like the best president that we've ever had 2051 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:24,120 um 2052 01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:28,680 If you look in a mirror put a piece of paper on it and then put a piece an item behind it 2053 01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:34,120 And uh, tell me your results in the email because really fucking scary. Oh, can we check the email by the way? 2054 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:36,840 Yeah, we'll check. Oh my god. Let's check the email real quick 2055 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:38,280 Um, but yes 2056 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:43,160 If you are looking at a mirror put a piece of paper in front of the mirror and put like a pair of car keys behind 2057 01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:48,920 It or something. You will see the car keys behind the mirror. How the fuck does that work? I don't know 2058 01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:53,640 I'm getting smoked in this fucking trivia. I mean it's just i'm 2059 01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:57,720 At least you're not alley mac who hasn't joined us for uh, 2060 01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:03,960 We got an email from apple says please join us for a special event from apple park. We didn't get anything 2061 01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:09,000 Lust we didn't get anything from the church of latter-day saints. No, actually 2062 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:15,320 Even the fucking church of latter-day saints isn't even i'm gonna reach out with this email to some people. All right 2063 01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:19,720 Because they know that nobody would actually contact them to get contacted 2064 01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:23,080 Like they're like, yeah, this is a fucking this is spam 2065 01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:30,620 Listen if you like aliens and us flows and fucking large hadaron colliders and ghosts like us on facebook 2066 01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:34,360 We'll talk about some ghosts next time this month 2067 01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:37,880 Uh, and uh as always be kind to yourselves 2068 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:41,720 Tyler and each other we out 2069 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:50,120 For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know? 2070 01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:53,880 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 2071 01:34:53,880 --> 01:35:01,880 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck no 2072 01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:12,380 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts 2073 01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:15,560 Extended episodes 2074 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,040 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts 2075 01:35:22,040 --> 01:35:27,480 Oh, they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese aliens 2076 01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:36,440 Somewhere in china, all right in some base what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall 2077 01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:48,440 So then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens 2078 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:08,520 You 2079 01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:17,720 Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep 2080 01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:23,000 Nothing, they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has 2081 01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:25,800 Taken it to the next level with the birds 2082 01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:35,400 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make 2083 01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:41,160 Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage 2084 01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:44,200 They're going to be able to convince you that they can fuck real you can cut it open 2085 01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:47,240 You're going to see blood cuts. No surgery, but let me tell you their technology 2086 01:36:50,040 --> 01:36:52,680 Which by the way, big brother is the overlord 2087 01:36:52,680 --> 01:37:08,680 If we're only living in the third dimension 2088 01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,680 No 2089 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:36,760 George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real 2090 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,000 Okay, look it up. Look it up 2091 01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:44,680 He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the holocaust 2092 01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:50,280 He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved he was having a great fucking time 2093 01:37:50,280 --> 01:37:55,880 Why are you doing this shit george soros is the fucking devil? Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit 2094 01:37:56,600 --> 01:38:00,440 George soros is the fucking leader. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit 2095 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,680 He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit 2096 01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:05,720 Just don't fucking get it 2097 01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:08,680 Donald trump the fucking word person out there 2098 01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:17,480 The actual fucking leader it's george soros bill gates fucking elon musk and everyone out there everybody 2099 01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:39,480 That's