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Oh yeah, fuck yeah.
Welcome to Unpedal Podcast.
Episode 44.
Six more episodes of 50, baby.
And I'm here. Wow.
I'm here with Tyler and Ali Mack.
Our special guest.
I've been busy.
I am feeling fucking...
We're rolling deep.
We're rolling deep right now, but we're getting on by.
So did Trump get arrested today?
Yes, he turned himself in actually.
Did who get arrested? Trump.
Turned himself in in Georgia, in Fulton County.
So this is going to be a historic day, I think.
Like, you're going to look at this day in history books, and you know what I did today?
I played Baldur's Gate 3.
I'm wearing a hat. I remember where I was.
Where was I? I was sleeping until fucking 5 o'clock.
I was playing Baldur's Gate.
I was wearing a hat. I'm wearing a hat. This is Trump 2024.
Fuck your feelings.
So I got some things about this.
Me too.
So let's be real.
Trump is very much demon-like in the way that the more you talk about him, the more you acknowledge him, the more you just let him exist, the more powerful he gets.
Him going to prison is just going to boost his fucking things.
I was going to say, that's a genius move by him.
That is perfect.
Who the fuck cares?
He's fucking 70, fucking 7 years old. What the fuck?
Dude, that's just the best campaigning strategy you could do right now.
I can see the fucking campaign posters now. Him with his fucking chains.
Yeah, it's going to be free Trump, bro.
Free Trump. Free my homie Trump.
The fact that he's in there, everybody who already likes Trump is just fucking pumped for it.
They're like, oh, this will definitely lower the fucking shit for him. Everybody's just like, fuck yeah, free my homie Trump.
Even with him in fucking prison, he is still the front runner.
He ain't doing nothing wrong.
He's saying the election was rigged, but he's getting charged with meddling in the election.
Yeah, because fucking Georgia is a bunch of betrayers.
He's trying to overturn the election in Georgia because he says it was rigged, but he's actually the one who's doing it.
He has not been proven guilty of that yet.
It's alleged.
I'm just saying, I see it from both ends here because I don't even like Trump that much.
You've been indicted though.
It's just a big dick energy move.
An indictment isn't a fucking conviction.
It's not a conviction.
I know it's not a fucking conviction.
He got indicted on a whole bunch of other charges.
Guess how many stuck?
Fucking zero.
Bro, his mugshot is getting released tomorrow.
Oh, I want to fucking...
Dude, he's probably going like, you ever see the fucking Supernatural show with Dean Winchester and he's doing the fucking...
No, he's going to look like Ken in fucking Barbie.
He's going to do the fucking...
He should just do the fucking Uncle Sam point.
We need you.
Today is a great day for liberals in America.
Because I think that it's going to be a fucking disaster for them.
They shot themselves in the fucking cock.
I was going to say.
This is going to be Trump.
That's Trump right there.
Bro, you're just mad your fucking boy got arrested.
Dude, a lot of my boys have been arrested.
And people thought I actually know.
I've been arrested before.
I really want my fucking mugshot.
I fucking never got it.
I'm just saying, I don't think...
Wait, have you ever been arrested?
No.
Have you ever been arrested?
No.
Am I the only one who's been arrested?
Yes.
Great job, guys.
You're doing fantastic.
My mugshot was like this.
And then they made me do the fucking...
Casey, do you really not believe that him going to prison is a good move?
I feel like for the average working class American.
I think it's fucking funny.
I think seeing him go to prison...
Dude, they're not going to fucking make anything stick.
I think he fucking deserves it.
He's still going to get elected, bro.
Dude, you think they're going to keep fucking Biden in there?
No, dude, people will vote for anyone other than him.
Trump versus Biden, how old are they both?
They're both over 80.
Yeah, but one has fucking dementia.
The other one is of sound mind.
I don't know which one you're talking about.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's soap and fucking...
Goose.
Dude, I am just saying...
Which one of them is of sound mind?
Fucking Trump.
What?
Dude, you can call him fucking crazy.
You can call him fucking crazy all you want.
Trump is a fucking actual genius for this.
Dude, he was not a horrifically bad president.
You scummy liberals are just like, oh my God, I cry because I lost.
I jerk off the pictures of femboys and I cry.
That's all I do.
Trump made me angry.
You're the one who's going to fucking jail.
Yeah, but guess what?
He's going to get out.
I have wholehearted confidence.
It's not looking good for him, though.
Yeah, it didn't look good for him in any of the other ones.
And guess what?
Circumstantial evidence at best.
It would have looked bad on him had he just gone out and gotten arrested.
But the fact that he turned himself in, he's just like, whatever, bro.
Dude, fuck Rudy Giuliani.
He got arrested.
He got arrested, too.
Did he get arrested, too?
There's his mug shot right there.
Yo, that's fucking sick.
He looks like a fucking gremlin.
Dude, I don't mind Trump.
I fucking hate Giuliani.
Giuliani, back in the day, back in the day before he got to Manchia, was actually a fucking fantastic leader.
He's the one that fucking got New York City through 9-11, fucking cleaned up the city and shit.
Yeah, but he's just a fucking creep, though, man.
You fucking watch that fucking Borat movie.
But I also watched it and it's fucking pretty not weird.
Fucking Alex Jones.
Dude, she admitted that she was fucking.
Oh my God.
She was actually fucking 28.
Yeah, she said that she was underage.
He's like, well, I don't care.
No, he didn't say, well, I don't care.
He didn't say it, but he continued to go to bed with her.
This is what he did. Thank you.
Dude, she was laying on the fucking. Oh my God.
Dude, he's an old guy. How are you going to get a fucking mic?
Have you ever had been mic'd up? Have you done drama club?
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Joe Rogan and Alex Jones were talking about this.
Yeah, but have you ever been mic'd up? Have you ever done drama club? Anything like that?
Why would I do drama club?
Because I did drama club.
I'm wearing a wire right now, bro. I'm with the fucking NSA.
What? Bro.
For the listeners here, Tyler just assaulted Casey.
You don't fucking say you got a wire, man.
Fuck.
The fucking CIA is already all over us.
Don't you think the biggest fucking wire you could have is three microphones in a room that you're uploading publicly every week?
I feel like we're all kind of wearing wires in here, if we're being honest.
Snip.
Not to get profound. Snip.
Yeah, Joe Rogan and fucking Alex Jones were talking about this. And fucking Alex Jones was defending Rudy Giuliani, too.
Alex Jones has his own new show again. It's on Rumble now, though.
What the fuck is Rumble?
It's fucking right-wing YouTube.
Wait, I thought Infowars was still going on.
Infowars is going on, but Rumble is way more easy to access, and it has an app on the app store and shit.
So you can actually watch it.
Wait, so it's fucking...
This looks like a dope album cover of this fucking Rudy Giuliani mugshot.
I know, it is a sick shot.
I gotta make that the fucking picture.
He looks like he's about to drop some fucking hard ass post-Hardcore, post-Hardcore ambient metal album.
He's about to fucking be in that dark ambient industrial shit.
Whatever happened at dark ambient industrial?
Well, they work for an agency. I know where they work. I see them somewhat frequently.
Is it a he?
It's a she.
Now is it a she? Was it a he at one point?
I don't think in the time that we would have known them.
I feel like we probably shouldn't be saying that shit.
They don't fucking know. Who the fuck would know that?
So, Tyler, what was this thing you wanted to talk about?
What was I talking about? About the syphilis?
Bro's helping bros or syphilis?
Syphilis.
Which one do you want to know about first?
Fucking syphilis, bro.
Is that a monster?
No, he's a gigachad of a man.
So, it's a fucking story about how a dude cheated death twice.
Thank you.
In fucking Greek, I think, mythology.
And then fucking Hades is all like...
Thank you.
I was trying not to interrupt you.
And Hades is all like, yo, you cheated death twice.
For eternity, you're going to fucking roll a boulder up a fucking hill.
And every time that you get to the top, it's going to go to the bottom of the hill.
Is that like that dude who had a hold of the boulder forever?
That's Atlas. They have a lot of those.
How long do you have to hold a boulder for?
Ever.
So he's still holding it up?
Yeah, in Greek mythology, Atlas is still holding up the earth and fucking Cephas is still rolling up the fucking hill.
And fucking... It's a story of just fucking perseverance over fucking insurmountable fucking shit.
Even though you know that it's fucking nothing, you're going to keep doing it because you're fucking doing your fucking work, my guy.
And where did that land him today?
Still rolling the boulder up.
But guess what? His hard work's paying off, everybody.
My man has to look like fucking Adonis at this point.
Your man probably fucking...
Oh!
He just had a shooting down here.
I'm going back in.
Oh! Oh!
Casey looks like he was just shot in the face by a.22 caliber fucking...
Oh my god! Oh fuck! I got the fucking...
Here! What the fuck?
Holy shit.
What?
My fucking eardrum!
Your single eardrum.
My single eardrum! And I did, I said fucking eardrum. There was no plural there.
So also in the news, the Taiwanese vice president visited the United States and in response, China launched a bunch of military drills surrounding Taiwan.
China's a bunch of fucking pansies and they deserve to get fucking blown up. So does Russia, so does fucking India.
You team Taiwan, bro? Fuck yeah.
I'm fucking team everything that's not America gets destroyed.
I love how fucking China's just like, you know what? Oh, you're just going to meet with their fucking vice president? All right. Let's just escalate this. We all know where it's going.
We're all going to fucking die. It's going to be total nuclear annihilation.
I don't think that's true.
I think it is.
Call me a pessimist, bro. The fucking tension has been growing like crazy and fucking Putin is not stable whatsoever.
Biden doesn't know where he is right now and Trump is also not a fucking pushover. So he would that really I think any GOP candidate is not going to be a pushover.
Yeah, Casey, that's crazy.
It's no, but it's not even just I'm not even just talking about. I'm not even just talking about the left though, because the left didn't have fucking Biden run again.
They would have stood a chance and there's a good chance I would have fucking liked one of the people that they had run in.
No, all of them were awful people.
That's I'm more independent than you though.
All of them actually RFK.
But then they're like, oh, yeah, no, Biden. We have full faith in him.
He's doing a great job.
We're going to keep it going.
Like you see your fucking eyes, you see the one fucking state that's bringing back mask mandates.
New York, not New York.
No, but I will not be a Biden case.
He would not be able to chief a couple of the vape over there.
You don't want to fucking what state I look at a mask mandate.
I think the mask mandate to come back everywhere because it's going to be wintertime and covid is going to fucking spread again.
Who gives a fuck?
I refuse to do that.
I'm not. Yeah, no, I fucking did that shit for three fucking years.
What are we just going to wear masks for the rest of our fucking lives?
So we're going to do I fucking hate wearing those fucking things, man.
People don't have to say it like I can like hide my face and I can like like mouth like shit about being forced to wear a mask.
Yeah, sucks. Yeah, we're fucking human beings.
If you want to wear a mask, go ahead.
Be a pussy. I don't care.
Fucking like if I feel sick all fucking life, my guy, I'm going to fucking stick my cock into the world.
I haven't been able to smell for eight months.
Dude, I've had fucking covid related asthma and I don't give a shit.
So I'm just saying, yeah, if you if you got fucking covid, you can get fucking asthma.
Come up from it like forever.
Yes.
Okay, Casey, what has gone away?
What's your alternative to the mass conflict then?
My alternative? There's no alternative.
You are wearing a mask.
It's for fucking forever we're going to wear them.
But if I go to work and I feel sick, I'll wear a fucking mask.
But if I'm wearing a mask and I don't feel sick, I'm not fucking.
If you work in health care, you should wear a mask.
Oh, fuck that.
No.
God damn you.
Fuck you.
I've been a breeze for three fucking years.
You're going to sit here and tell me why we just bring.
Why are we all walking to scenes wearing fucking hazmat suits then?
Because I like hiding my face.
Yeah, great.
Casey wants to hide his face.
Oh, I need to wear a fucking mask.
The nurse wants to talk to us.
I didn't say it should be like required forever.
But as long as covid is like.
Well, then what's the alternative?
Covid is going to be around forever.
We're going to do three boosters a year for the rest of forever.
I haven't gotten a booster.
Over a fucking sickness.
It's like just a little worse than the flu.
Like if you're already on the way out the door, it's going to knock you out.
Let the weak die.
Burn the fucking.
We have a fucking overpopulation.
We don't have an overpopulation problem.
That's propaganda.
That is not propaganda.
Look at the fucking planet.
Look at how much of the earth that is unsettled.
The reason why we have an overpopulation problem is because we have so many people in fucking cities.
You need to move out of the fucking city to make a homestead.
You need to get farming.
You need to get fucking attracted.
That's not the problem.
Oh, my God.
That's not the fucking problem.
It is the fucking problem.
No, we're running out of fucking nonrenewable resources.
The environment is going to fucking outwit us today.
The planet cannot handle more.
Can't renew the resources, motherfucker.
The planet cannot handle more fire.
It can.
Fuck.
You're fucking saying that the cities are the way to go.
You're supposed to go out in the country, brother.
You're supposed to get a homestead.
You're going to cut down trees.
Make the problem worse.
You're going to be a man.
You're going to cut down trees.
You're going to make a log cabin.
You're going to raise a family.
Yes, brother.
And you're going to have no fucking food to do it.
No, we're going to hunt.
We're going to hunt our deers.
We're going to trap rabbits.
We had no water.
It's 130 degrees in the summer.
No, it's not.
It's negative 30 in the winter.
You are brainwashed by the local idiot.
Build your fucking homestead.
I want a homestead, and I want to be a man.
I want a wife.
I want children.
I want to make food.
Then maybe you'll get it in heaven, Tyler.
I am in heaven, brother.
I am in heaven right now, brother.
Fuck.
Oh, God.
What the fuck just happened?
This episode has been brought to you by Gorilla Glue.
Gorilla Glue.
Sniff it, and you'll get high.
Oh, fuck.
That was weird.
I feel like I just went through something.
You want to know what?
That felt good.
That felt good, Tyler.
That felt fucking good.
You did need the podcast in your life, bro.
Oh, wow.
That was good.
You need the podcast in your life.
I fucking threw my voice.
God damn.
Lord.
Guess what happened?
Where are you?
Where was I going with this?
Oh, yeah.
You guys are saying about all these fucking health problems you're having from COVID,
and you don't play with healthy people.
We're talking about masks.
I don't fucking do this shit.
Yeah, but you don't play with healthy people that have died from fucking COVID.
Yeah, they were on their way out the door already.
Guess what?
Yeah, once you're out the door, you're going to get a fucking single germ.
You're going to fucking meet God.
We need the baby boomer generation gone.
Get them out of here.
We need the baby boomer generation gone.
Get them out of here.
Get them the fuck out of here.
Take your fucking whoopee cushions and get the fuck out.
You fucking stupid ass fucking pet rock having motherfuckers.
You draft dodging piece of shit.
You get the fuck out of my country and go to hell.
Go to hell.
You're going to burn in hell.
We're God soldiers, baby.
We love God.
I can't contribute to this one.
We're going through it.
Me and him.
This is too autistic.
We're fucking going.
We're fucking God soldiers.
They know that we're under attack.
We're coming for them, brother.
We love God.
I have no idea what they're talking about.
And we're going to fucking build the family.
We're going to not give our kids transgender hormones.
We're going to fucking break the conditioning, brother.
We're breaking the conditioning.
USA and God.
I think Tyler's trying to start a crusade is what he's saying.
That's what he's saying. Did you send her steroids or something?
I look better. I do
I bro Dan just up to
Dan just took them up with a couple supplements.
It's fucking he's like yo. I got this fucking vitamin
B thirteen that will fucking blow your brains out. Oh no he's doing it.
You try. Have you ever tried fucking vitamin fucking Z thirty six
well my fucking doubts are
massive fuck
Check it out bro. Check it out
Tyler's going for the
Brought to you by Dan Delaney fuck yeah
Dan Delaney my vitamin dealer bro
Bullshart testosterone
It's legal. It's not FDA approved
But my dad's like I just took this vitamin fucking Q and it just came my pants
I don't like when Dan was talking about the fucking um because I have the vitamin B fucking shit that he's been giving me
great by the way
Shout out vitamin B
Back to basics
So Dan was talking about that and he's like bro it makes your sex drive go up
Didn't make my sex drive go up it just made me fucking super pissed off at the gym
And I was able to fucking get those reps in motherfucker
Get those reps in
Punch that punching bag motherfucker yeah
Doesn't pre-workout do that for you though?
Pre-workout doesn't do shit for me anymore I fucking snort that shit down
It doesn't do shit
Yeah last week on the podcast Tyler was super angry because he was just got back from the gym
Okay so Tyler's on steroids
We're on full disclosure here fam
He just went over and huffed some paint thinner so
Yeah
What can you expect
Either that or he's ending a manic state
Mania brother
I'm fucking sweating and shit
Well yeah I would imagine you are
There's the old Tyler back
I've been way too chill recently
Yeah I've been too chill because everyone's been too stressed out recently I've noticed
Just like everyone that I've seen
That's what okay now
That's what BITAL DUNIA
Fuck
Everyone you know is just fucking stressed out
This is why I was getting into my second topic bros helping bros you know
Yeah
I think it's I just think it's funny before you start Tyler
It is kind of funny how just like if you ask anyone how their day is going at this point
I'm fucking miserable
Yeah they're like well I could complain but what's the point
Exactly
It's like wow
It's cause the government is trying to turn us into fucking drones
They're trying to kick us when we're down
And they're trying to murder us
They're trying to finger our buttholes and put slackers in our penises
I'd go so far as to say that they are trying to tear down the uh one sec
They're trying to fucking get rid of the overpopulation problem by making us depressed
They're gonna try to fucking make us all off ourselves
What
Fuck they're feeding us food that is fucking poison
Dude walk into a grocery store 90% of that shit is fucking poison
I like drinking milk
Well it's made by fucking Monsanto
Did you know that you know
Even fucking milk though
There's GMOs and all this shit
It's all fucking genetically modified
Milk makes you cum ropes my guy
Dude I fucking drink milk on a daily basis I love it you don't need to convince me
You gotta cum ropes
I cum ropes okay
There we go
I do cum ropes
It's the milk
Casey
On this episode of the podcast Ali Mac cum's ropes
Huge ropes bro
Ali Mac's back and yeah he uh
What did Ali Mac miss on them
Oh god damn it the fucking woman's calling me
He missed a whole bunch of things
Oh boy
Answer on the podcast
I gotta hear this she wouldn't call
It's gotta be something
Oh no
Is she gonna answer on the podcast
Hello oh probably should
Hello
Hey what's up
Alright we'll come back
Back
And we're back
Is that worth interrupting for
Answer no
CC don't listen to this episode
That you need a
That you need a passage on your back
Don't worry about it
CC we love you but
Temporarily I'm slightly here
I have lighted key passages you can have though
Emily never listens to the podcast
She says that she hears my voice enough
She sounds like a smart woman Tyler
So here's what we talked about
Human bacon
I got it
Alright
On this episode of Dan and Tyler
Talk about cannibals
Reptilian humanoid elites
Shapeshifters are spotted on planes
And Tyler joins geriatric Tinder
I don't like that one
I didn't join geriatric Tinder
I was just fucking dating people that were
20 years older than me at that point
It was a point in my life that I was weird
Try that in a small town
Try that
That
That was when the UFOs got released
We talk about
Jason Aldean's controversial new songs
Angry AI Tyler is born
Dan and Tyler go head to head on Jeopardy
Have we
Have we talked about
Russia's little space mission yet?
We'll talk about that in a second
Casey and Tyler welcome special Gann
Dan
Who tried smelling salts and tells us about his deployment
The guys play a controversial game
Which is one of our new favorite games
And Casey and Dan consult a flat earther
Which I wasn't there for actually
Aliens exist
That was fucking funny
The government acknowledges extraterrestrial life
Tyler explores controversial Lego photos
Which is really funny
Megan joined us on Jeopardy and Don Juan joins the podcast again
Pride soda
That was one of my favorites
Pride soda, fuck yeah
Casey, Dan and Tyler talk about Neo pronouns and the LGBTQ movement
That was a really good one
Tyler and Dan have a hard time picking genders
Alex Jones gets uncancelled
Dan and Tyler team up on who wants to be a millionaire
How'd they do?
They did pretty good
Yeah, you won a million
But you had
I think you had to hit some smelling salts
Yeah
The return to Don Juan's palace live from the metaverse
Dan and Tyler and Casey return to Don Juan's crib for VR
Where are we just reading the descriptions of every video
That every topic
That's what Tyler's doing
Should we really do that?
An economic recession looms over Joe Biden's America
He's almost done
Tyler can't do the dishes and a surprise guest returns to the podcast
I was not expecting that
That was crazy
Who was the special guest?
That was Noon from VRChat
Oh right
They start off the episode, Lily is going
Dude, this fucking podcast sucks
Why does anybody even fucking listen to it?
Yeah, so bros helping bros
I bet you it's the fucking AI that just listens to it
And then they're like
This ain't even worth trying to sell ad space to
Like, no, next
Yeah, so bros helping bros
I think is actually a pretty good thing because
You know
Guys have a pretty difficult life as it is right now
You know, the world's a pretty dark and dangerous and not nice place
I feel like it's become more so that way the last five, ten years
Yeah, but and the male downward spiral of fucking just darkness is fucking really bad, you know
The male?
Specifically males because
I think it's kind of everybody, man
But we're getting the bros helping bros
It's like we have specific problems that we just we can't go to women with, you know
And we gotta help each other out
We gotta lift each other up, bro
You know, bro?
Yeah
We gotta instead of fucking tearing
We gotta stop tearing each other down
We gotta stop calling each other pussies even though Ali Mac is a pussy sometimes
We gotta fucking
Whatever you fucking
Nah, I'll get fucking bleeped
I can't say that word
Yeah, whatever you pussy
Oh my fucking AIDS blanket
AIDS blankets
We should start giving them to the fucking refugees
See what happens
AIDS blankets?
Instead of cold like syphilis blankets and shit
Get some shit
Dude
Ah shit
We need to reopen Alcatraz
Alcatraz is pretty sick, bro
That's what I'm saying
It's fucking horny
There's nothing so cool as being like
Oh, we got the biggest and the baddest guys all stuck in one prison
I mean we do
It's like some fucking Batman shit right there
It's Arkham Asylum
It's fucking Arkham Asylum, bro
So
So they can never get out and we got them on taxi evasion
Thank you Al Capone
Al Capone
I love how that's the only thing they can make land because of how many people he had in his pocket
It's fucking tax evasion
Elliot and S got him
Yep
And they couldn't charge him with anything but they knew he did it
So instead of sending him to some minimum
They sent him to life in prison for tax evasion
Then he died of syphilis
Well how many people died because of Al Capone?
It's gotta be a fucking shitload
St. Valentine's Day massacre
Yep
So we got a couple of segments to get to you today
Are we gonna play the controversial game again?
The controversial game
Maybe if I get some pictures on the break
But
Have you seen the controversial game yet?
No I have not
I've been very busy in my absence
Oh boy the controversial game
Controversial game
I feel like Ali-Vac needs a segment
Like we all have our own segment
What's my segment?
Schizophrenic movie review
Alright
And Dan's got his fucking prank calls right?
Yeah and you have Jeopardy
The fucking game show
I feel like that's all of us though
That's shared
I feel like you put in the bulk of the work for that though
So by the way the controversial game is
Tomboy or Tranny?
Oh
Interesting
I guess I could uh
I could pull up the first five photos
Actually you know what let's take a quick break
Yeah let's take a quick break
And we'll come back
Okay
Tomboy or
Be back on Untitled Podcast
Do you want to murder babies?
Well you've come to the right place
Welcome back to the Untitled Podcast
We're fucking back baby
How can you say something so controversial
Yet so true?
You know who's here though with us in spirit?
Who?
Mike Arizzioti
That would be from the uh
1980?
Yes the 1980 that's correct
The 1980 Olympic hockey team?
Oh my god what?
It was the 43?
Yes
Oh yeah
They won 43 against the
It's such a stupid fucking joke
Who was playing them?
The Soviets actually
How did you guys start doing this stupid fucking joke
About the stupid fucking Lake Placid team?
It was actually me and Muff that started it
And then it just kinda went
Spiraled
Yeah it spiraled
Because me and Muff had to go to Lake Placid to drop off a patient
And when we were on the way back
We stopped in front of the Lake Placid Olympic Center
And we took a picture
And I just wrote four to three on the thing real ones no
And then since then Mike Arizzioti's been in my soul
You know how Dan says Don Juan like a piece of his soul is in him?
Mike Arizzioti's piece of his soul is in me now
And then I actually
I took my girl up to Lake Placid
That's hard
That could be like some metal lyrics
I get Mike Arizzioti in my blood
And me and my girlfriend went up to Lake Placid
And we did a vacation up there
And I skated on the same ice that we beat the Russians in 1980
Oh man it is great
I also got a picture of me with the net that they use during the Olympics
I did a fucking delay
God
And we're back
Alright well what I was gonna say was that I went there for our fucking firematic race team
The one year and it just started downpouring so we had to like delay it for a little while
So me and my buddy walked up a fucking hill like to the stadium
I mean yeah to the stadium like two miles away
And they called us and they're like hey your event is in ten minutes
They just called the delay off
I've never sprinted so fast and so long in my entire life
Because like if I didn't show up that would have been one of the most embarrassing things in my life
Where were we?
Lake Placid
You know where the 1980 game against the Soviets occurred
Yeah what was the score?
It was four to three in overtime
No not in overtime
Almost overtime
The game winning goal happened in the last two minutes
Yep
Alright we're gonna get to a little game I like to call Girl vs. Journey
Alright
Here we go we got our contestants today
Ali back first time on the show
I'm so glad to be here Casey
This is gonna be fantastic
Tyler's returning champion
Alright you gotta tell me
Did Tyler win?
I haven't lost one
You gotta tell me if the person you're seeing
I'm the straightest one here
If the person that you're seeing in the picture is a male or female
Alright this has to be really good
It sounds easy but it's 2023
Alright Ali back first one Girl vs. Journey
Oh shit
Most politically incorrect game of all time
Oh fuck
I didn't think this shit was gonna be this tough
You can't zoom in shit Ali back
Oh you can't?
He's like oh my lord
I'm gonna go for Tranny
We got some stuff
You gotta hand it over here so I can get it too
Oh shit
He's saying Tranny
Tyler says Tranny too
They both say Tranny
Okay that's correct
Wow this game's tough
Yeah you thought it would be easy
Holy shit
Oh fuck
I'm gonna have to guess
I'm gonna have to guess a girl
I don't think a dude can have hips like that
We got a big old ass in that one
That's oh my god
I'm gonna go with a girl on that one
But dude the haircut
The face
It makes it tough man
Oh shit
Yeah like you said the hips
Yeah
I think that's it
I think that is it
That's what's selling me
They're going with girl
Oh neck and neck
Wow
Wait you gotta ask him next time
You gotta ask him first
You gotta alternate who goes first
Next one
Because otherwise if someone's winning they can just tie it
Like if he were to start winning he could just be like
Fuck yeah
A woman too
I say that's a girl
Alright
Tyler says that's a girl
I don't know
Can you see any genitalia Ali Mac?
No
No genitalia?
Tell us what you're seeing in this picture
I see
I see a large busted them
Them?
With their hand down their pants
Quite frankly
It's tough to tell what's going on in there
What are you talking about?
What's going on in there?
What does Tyler say?
I say it's a girl
I'm gonna have to agree
Because the way the nipples are
Yeah those look like I don't know
I don't know though
Alright
They both say it's a girl
Yeah that's correct
That was a close one
Alright so now it's me first
What are we seeing here Ali Mac?
Well I see a penis
Ali Mac sees a penis
Is it?
I can't tell
Is that some sort of toy they fucking jammed in there?
I don't know
It's a hard one
I just can't tell if you're fucking with me or not
In this picture
I mean I can clearly see what I think to be a penis
Like this should be a clear answer
But I feel like you could throw this one in as a fucking trick question
What's the one that you...
That you uh...
Fuck
If I get fucked over on this considering I can see a penis with my...
My bare eyes
If you tell me that this is a fucking woman I am going to be upset
Because that is just too leading
Like Tyler there's a penis there
It's clearly visible man
Between the legs you can see the tip of a penis
What does Ali Mac say?
It's not her skin tone
It's not it looks like it's fucking photoshopped
Which is why this question is pissing me off
We can't have added penises
What do you say?
Because now I need to guess whether or not the penis is real or fake
I already got enough shit to analyze
He already did he already said tranny and I said woman let's see what it is
Alright right answer is woman
With a dildo
That's fucked up
Tyler wins
3 to 2 Tyler
Next one
See but now he can agree with me on everything
Oh fuck that's kind of difficult
But I think that's a...
I think that's a man on one of them
Well you better fucking shape up Ali Mac and get the right answers bro
Yeah I think that's a man on hormones
Will you tell me which one was the picture that you like?
Did you see the fucking subreddit?
Dude you don't even have...
Dude that is absolutely a tranny
Yeah
This one is...
I don't even have to fucking believe that one bro
There's no way that's a woman
That's true
Yeah that's a dude on hormones
That is so easy to tell
Holy shit
Will you tell me the one that you were like...
Bro did you see this one?
This one's top
What? Oh yeah
I feel like I should just go with my gut reaction
I'm gonna say woman
No no no
You haven't done that one yet?
Done what one?
The one where you're like bro did you see this one?
I sent that to chat a while ago
Oh you did?
Yeah
Which one was it?
I don't know
I think that's a baby
No
What did you say?
I thought it was a check
Alright
It's 4 and 3 Tyler
Uhhh
That's tough
They got like the man shoulders?
I'm gonna go man
Or Tran
Tyler says Tran
That's right
WHAT?
How does that thing have a dick?
Yes
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who's verifying these?
It's 5, 3, Tyler
I fucking hate this game
Uhhh
I'm back
That's kinda hard actually
Hahaha
There's no way you get this good of a score unless you're looking at Tranny's
Alright let me just say that
Cause I'm not
Hahaha
I don't see a whole lot of stuff with Tranny's in it
So I don't know what I'm looking for here man
But you seem to have this game on lock
I think that's an ugly chick
Hahaha
Okay
I think that's an ugly chick
Tyler says it's a chick
Yeah
No I gotta agree with him
Haha dude that's a yeah absolutely
They say it's a chick
WHAT?
What the hell bro?
Bro let me show you this off
Where's the fucking original picture on this shit?
Is that the one you were talking about?
What?
Is that the one you were talking about?
Oh yeah
Hahaha
Let me see this
What the fuck?
Hahaha
Bro
I don't like this fucking show
Take a look at the dick
Dude you could get legitimately
I see how people get trapped now
Hahaha
I thought as
Cause every time somebody said that I'm like really?
There was no indicators yet
I just thought it was a real ugly chick
Last one this one's worth a thousand points
I did too
This one's worth one thousand points for the last one
Alright
Although it's 5-3 Tyler
Hahaha
Ah shit I think that's a chick
I think that's a chick but I
I don't even know bro
I can flip a coin for all these
These are
That's nuts
Casey would you mind if I get that baby
The way that the abdominals are I think that's a one
Like just
Yeah it's just looks like that body shape
The body shape the way the arms are
The tattoo that's a fucking definitely a chick tattoo
I think that's a chick
I never thought of that
The fucking tattoos yeah I could
Alright they say it's a chick for a thousand points
That's right
Hahaha that was a trap
Tyler wins
Tyler wins one thousand and five to one thousand and three
Hahaha
Congrats Tyler
Tyler wins
Bro that show's hard
There ain't no way you do that good on that
Without knowing what a trainee looks like Tyler
No I just know what Tyler's look like
It's 2023 you can't tell anymore
Like Dan was saying it's getting
Dangerous out there
Dude I'm glad I'm out of
The dating sphere cause if I had that to
Worry about
God damn I'd be worried every chick I
Fucking met I'd be like
God I hope they don't have a fucking dick
The most politically incorrect game show of all time
Hahaha
They're fucking cancelled
I mean we're not saying anything bad
About either we're just taking pot shots
You can't say tranny though is the thing
You can't say tranny anymore
That's definitely a slur
I don't agree with it
I think that you should be able to fucking
I think everybody just needs to grow a little bit thicker skin
But
That was a pretty controversial
Take on it
You can't yeah you can't say
You might need to beep that one out
Well we said it a thousand times
You're gonna have to beep
The name of the show is a fucking
Social
It's a social slur
It's a social experiment the show is a social
Because that's what
Me and dad originally got into right
It was fucking prank calling people
It's just a
Social experiment bro
Hahaha
Ah you guys are such dickheads
Is he coming?
No
Damn
Here's the picture
And here's the video actually
This is the woman right?
That's it yep
That's on the tomboy reddit right?
That you follow
Yeah bro you fucking scouting these
I'm not scouting these
Absolutely
Tyler seemed I mean Casey seemed to be concerned that you were
Prior to the game even starting
That tipped me off a little bit
Well cause last time he was like oh yeah
By the way I knew all the answers cause I was on tomboy reddit earlier
Bro you're already looking at this shit
You fucking know
This is we need a new game Tyler's
Cheating
Tyler's cheating
That guy or girl
That's a dude
Look at the fucking abs bro
That is not
A dude
What the fuck
The fuck
Yeah
It's crazy bro
That one definitely
That looks like a guy
You do realize that for the past 40 minutes
The listeners have had
No context
To what we have done
They didn't see that
This would be the most boring fucking
Thing to listen to
The fucking voice of reason on the podcast
Jesus Christ
I'm just saying dude
Just imagine being a listener to this
You have no idea what we are
Talking about
I usually tell you guys to fuck off if you don't like you
If you don't like us
Sorry I'm drunk
Yeah but you gotta describe what we're seeing
Yeah and we do
We'll put the link in the description
Daisy nobody wants
A fucking show and tell
With a podcast
If I'm listening to a goddamn podcast
I don't wanna be fucking flipping through like
What pictures are you looking at
No get that shit the fuck out of here
Get into the fucking podcast and see what's happening
Jesus Christ
Oh my god Ali back
Crashing it Jesus
There's no production value here
We need to step our fucking game up here
Ali back you wanna step your game up
Don't you dare
Tell me to show up
I said you wanna step your game up
I have no idea
That's a dude
That's gotta be a dude right
Let me see
This one like shocked me
Bro
Fuck me dude
No that's a woman
No fuck me that's a woman
Yeah I was right it was a woman
Dude you said you left off on mail
I did a double take okay
Are you fucking mad or no
It's really not that hard to tell
Are you fucking mad
It's fucking damn hard bro
I respect the effort
Ali back you wanna step up your game
I got something I got a game for ya
Oh god
Welcome back
I'm back
Ali back
You're back on the show my friend
You just cut the laptop audio there
The production quality
It's in the shitter
And I do nothing to help it
So Ali back it's been a while
Since you've been on the show
You're eating some ghost peppers today right
Maybe I might
Oh shit you might eat some ghost peppers
Would you
No
Ali back I want you to try your hardest today
I'm gonna try my hardest
I want you to try your fucking hardest
Oh shit this is millionaire
Not jeopardy
Oh fuck me and the asshole
Ali back you got four lifelines
You got fifty fifty
Can I grab my headphones
Go ahead what about those headphones
No my earbuds for gin are done charred
I'm gonna touch your nipple
What do you need your earbuds for
I'm going to the gym after this pre-talk
Why do you need them in here though
Oh my god
What the fuck are you talking about
I have no idea
Alright you got 50 50
Phone a friend
Ask the audience
And you got a double dip
Don Juan's not available
You can call Don Juan and your phone a friend
I'm sure when Dan answers the phone
He'll answer like Don Juan anyway
Yeah he probably would
Alright let's go
Don't you touch me
Solid B
If you're asking me questions this episode
That you've already asked me it's gonna piss me off
What is on Mount Rushmore
I would get it wrong
Still I would get it wrong
For a hundred dollars who was John McCain's
Running mate in the 2008 election
A Joe Biden B Mitt Romney
C Sarah Palin D Newt
Newt Gingrich
Is it McCain
Give me the options it was the fucking chick
Joe Biden, Mitt Romney,
Sarah Palin
It's Palin
Final answer
Have you ever seen Nail and Palin
Is that a horn
Oh my god
Hold on you gotta see this
Oh my lord
Fucking Sarah Palin
She looks like a fucking witch bro
Two hundred dollars
How many ghosts chase
Pacman at the start of each game
A1 B2 C3
D4
At the start of the game
You mean by the end of the level
Because I mean they come out one by one
No like how many ghosts are there
There's four
Final answer
Yes
It's a witch
That's not the answer
It's fucking
Yeah because you got fucking Blinky
The rest of the
I remember I used Blinky
Pinky
The only reason I know that is because my parents
Took me to this pub when I was a kid all the time
So my dad could get drunk
It was his boys night but he brought me and my brother
Because the pizza was good
Made a Pacman machine and we just fucking look at the
Startup sequence a million times
Nice nice
Alright let's go
300 dollars what scientist discovered
The earth revolved around the sun
Galileo
A Galileo B Copernicus
Is it a heliocentric
C Newton D Helios
Uhhhh
It's called a heliocentric
Model man
Alright I'll go with helios
I guess
It's not
What
Are you trying to get me to change my answer
Or not I'm confused
Saying it's the heli-
So the answer is helio
Why are you telling me this
Because you're like
It's a heliocentric
Alright I'm just gonna go with Galileo
Final answer
I mean it's probably wrong
Final answer
Galileo is wrong
I was Copernicus
Oh fuck
Why did you fucking
Alright early in the game of the mac
Hit that red line
Get that red line in your body bro
Did it get a red line in your body
This is Tyler's color commentary here
Brought to you by
Atomic Rhino Redline
You either get Rhinoed or you get pegged
It's a powerful spelling salt that we've come in contact to so far
Thank god I have mercy on my soul
Oh my god I'm coming
Okay
So when's the next
Do you like savings time
November
Do we lose an hour then or do we gain an hour
Fall back bro
Fall back so do we lose an hour
No sleep
No
Yeah we lose an hour
$500 which planet
Has the most moons
A Jupiter
B Neptune C Saturn D Uranus
Oh shit I'm thinking Jupiter
Saturn
Jupiter shit
I don't fucking know what's
That about that
Tyler I'm just tuning you out
Cause you let me down a road that wasn't even
Correct last time
What's the deal with Jupiter
I don't know what Jupiter is
Don Juan
Alright so Tyler
Because he's on steroids is just answering
Questions now
He's just answering questions
too
Steroids
I'm gonna have to go with Jupiter
Final answer
Bro every time you say that I already know
I'm wrong
Are you gonna make me
Change my answer to Saturn here
Fuck it we're gonna go with Saturn
Final answer
Fuck you
I'm gonna go for Saturn and I'm gonna be pissed off
If it's not
If you tell me it's Jupiter because you made me change it there
I could be hyper analyzing this encounter
But I will blame it on you
Okay
He says Saturn
Boom
I said in the beginning
In the question it's either Saturn or Jupiter
I know it was water fuc-
You got it
$1000 which artist has the most
Games on Spotify
Kanye West
A Drake B Taylor Swift C The Weeknd
D Ed Sheeran
Ah it's either T Swift or Sheeran
For sure
It's gotta be
Oh my god
Give me the 50-50 on this one
50-50
Alright
I'm gonna take away
The Weeknd and Ed Sheeran
It's gotta be T Swift
I'm gonna go for it
It's gotta be Taylor Swift
It has most definitely
To be Taylor Swift
Final answer
There's too many fucking errands from our previous employer
There's so many
Dude every chick I talk to
Is obsessed with fucking
Taylor Swift
Including my girlfriend
It's the most irritating fucking thing
Oh you like Taylor Swift? Yeah I do
It's like shut the fuck up
It's like Pumping Spice Latte
She's like the Beatles fucking women
I fucking hate John Lennon
Fuck John Lennon
Can you agree that John was a good person
Before Yoko though? No
Whoa
That's controversial
I disagree with that
Yoko comes into the picture yeah fucking throw him off a bridge
Before and after Yoko
Fuck him
But Paul's good I like Paul
Final answer
With Michael Jackson
Paul McGartney's great
He did that song with Michael Jackson
He says Taylor Swift
Final answer
No
It's fucking Drake bro
That fucking little Canadian fucking fuck
Oh my god
You're getting close to saying this later there
He's a certified lover boy
Fucking god
Paul Valleyback
Say say
Say what you love
His ass is fucking horrible
His ass is grass
He also got shot in Degrassi
Remember Degrassi
Dude my fucking favorite shirt
Was a fucking five dollar shirt of Drake
In a wheelchair that said Degrassi
It was in black and white
I got a fucking
Peter Harris clothing
It was like a discount clothing store
It was my favorite shirt I ever had
OHHHH
It hurt
Yeah fucking dead
God this light
It's the only thing keeping me in this game here
It's getting serious
Are you done?
I guess we're just damned with the fucking uh
We're taking a brief intermission
For the Paul
Oh
Alright well I need a drink more anyways
We're gonna listen to
We're gonna be here listening to music
On the Tyler's phone
Hope the listeners like this segment
I know it's riveting
Alright Tyler cut it
Tyler
Jesus fuck
I'm gonna rip a fucking chair over my head
Going for two thousand dollars
The Chernobyl nuclear plant
Is located in the former Soviet country
Of A Russia
Ukraine
B Latvia C Kazakhstan D Ukraine
Ukraine
50,000 people used to live here
And it's called a ghost town
That's correct
Nothing worse than the dogs in Pripyat
Snow and steady movements
Try not to move your head
Oh god
I can't wait for this one
How many dots appear on a pair of dice
A 32
Oh fuck
B 38 C 42
D 48
Can I get a calculator on this one?
Don't fucking tell him
So five
Plus six is gonna be eleven
So we got the first two biggest
Numbers out of the way there
So you got eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen
Fuck I'm too high for this shit
Why are you oh shit
Is that the backup?
Is that wiener in the background?
Okay I'm gonna have to use my hands
For this one
Okay so I got eleven from the top
Two numbers there
I got five and six
So you got eleven
Then that's twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen
Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one
I'm gonna go with twenty-one Casey
That was not an option
What?
A 32
C 38
Or uh A 32, B 38
C 42, D 48
Wait you said a pair of dice?
Oh fuck me I forgot what number I said
God damn it
Alright eleven
Twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen
Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one
Forty-two
Final answer?
I'm gonna go forty-two
Where'd you get this guys?
Um
What?
Juice
This is like what I used to smoke last night
I had to use my own retarded math with my fingers
Like a degenerate
Cause I'm drunk and high
God damn
I'm gonna go with the
God damn
Alright, I'm gonna go for
Eight thousand dollars
Give me the eight thousand
What is the capital of Bulgaria?
A
Fuck me
Shit
A Budapest
B Sofia, C Vienna
D Kiev
Well Kiev is fucking Ukraine
So
We can wipe that one
I wanna say it's Budapest
What country are we talking about?
Bulgaria
Alright so we ruled off Kiev
What were the other two? It's Budapest and what other two?
A Budapest, B Sofia
C Vienna, D Kiev
Vienna is like
Italy, not Italy
It's fucking, it's not there though
Fuck
I'm gonna go with Budapest
Fine with that
Yeah sure why not
I kinda like the smelling salts anyways
It's pretty good
Oh no this is a
This is a ghost pepper if you're wrong
What? Why?
We're not in the fucking
We're not in the fucking hundred dollar questions anymore Ali Mac
This is the eight grand bro
This is fucking nothing
We ain't that high yet
Alright what are you saying? Budapest
Final answer? Well the fuck that you went on this whole fucking
Rule of Discipline
Makes me think it's incorrect
Hold up let me fucking retrack here
Alright
You fucking douchebag
Why do you do this bro?
If you're gonna make me use a lifeline because you
Fucking bait me into backing out
You fucking asshole
I'm just here to
Help you Ali Mac
No he's not he's here to fuck you
Yeah I know he's a fucking douchebag
We're gonna do Budapest
I'm just trying to help you Ali Mac
I don't want you to
That's the point
I don't know when you're helping me and when you're fucking
Faking me out you son of a bitch
Alright final answer
No
Damn it
Alright I'm gonna call Don Juan
Alright
No I'm not fucking Budapest
I'll fucking do the peppers afterwards
No not
Peppers smelling salts that's what I meant
No it's not
I'm not jumping into the pepper yet bro
Fuck that shit
Well final answer
Just do what you think is best Ali Mac
I'm gonna do Budapest you fucking
Asshole
Yeah why not
That was a fucking mind trip
Fuck
The answer
Was Sofia
Fuck Sofia
I knew it wasn't Vienna
What is Vienna the capital of
It's in fucking Austria
Austria
Budapest is in Hungary
Oh
Hungary
Oh fuck
Yo they released this fucking mugshot
Yo
Send me that shit
That goes hard
That shit goes hard
Dude that's gonna be every country
Album cover
I'm gonna put Trump and fucking Giuliani side by side for the fucking profile picture
It's gonna be great
Oh you know Patrick Mahomes right
Yeah yeah cheese quarterback
In the game you have to make a guardian
In Baldur's Gate
And then make him Patrick Mahomes
Ali Mac
That's your dude
But it looks like him doesn't it
It does it looks just like me
Fucking the Kermit the frog fucker he is
Oh my god
Wow that sounded incredible on the mic
That sounded like I actually just
Screamed at the top of my lungs
That was during inhalation
Just so everybody knows I cannot scream that I pitched
Going for 16 thousand dollars
Did I send that?
Mount Everest is located
On the border of China and
What other country
Oh is it Tibet? Oh fuck
Hey
Nepal
It's Nepal
That sounds right
Yeah it's Nepal
Yeah I'm gonna go final answer
That's a gut answer
Last episode I mean last
Question I was trying to help you
I know you were
I don't like it when you're not helping
I don't want you to
Dude this literally looks like he's just like
Dude he is a bad
Man
Alright that's correct
He's that fucking guy bro
Now you're going for the last
Smelling salt question
Because this is 25 thousand dollars
And then we get into the big leagues
I'm not eating the peppers
I'll spit them out I'm not gonna eat them though
You can spit them out
Which country
Is Portuguese
Not the official language
A Portugal
B Brazil C Angola
D Argentina
Man in twenty two
C phone a friend
Doesn't mean a god damn thing
If you don't have Dan
Baby Tyler knows
What was the question
Which country
Is Portuguese not the official language
I'm gonna have to ask the audience
A Portugal B Brazil
Tyler if you don't know 100 percent for certain
Do not fuck me over here
A Portugal B Brazil
C Angola D Argentina
I know it's not
Argentina
Those guys speak Portuguese
Do they though
They might speak Spanish
Fuck
Oh my god
No they don't
They might speak French actually
They might speak English
Fuck off
You know Alain O'Mece what does he speak
Argentinian
I'm just kidding
I'm just jotting with you
We're just having fun here
Making sure we keep it lighthearted
Alright
So Portugal is an option
I mean they gotta speak Portuguese
You think
Yeah
But dude you make me think it's a fucking
Trick question when you throw
Like that answer is so obvious
It could be correct
Other people adopt their language
I'm just trying to help you out
I know you're just trying to help me out man
Alright fuck
I could have thrown
You know they speak Portuguese and Mozambique
I could have thrown that in there
I don't know what fucking Mozambique
Means my dude
Country in Africa
Dope
It's time to go
What the fuck are you doing
Alright what were my
Options here
Alright A Portugal
B Brazil
C Angola
D Argentina
I'm not on steroids
Give me the answers
One more time I can't hear them
Portugal, Brazil
Angola, Argentina
Is it Brazil
You know we're in Brazil
Where's Angola
Angola that's like South Africa
Isn't it
That can't be it
Well no Africa was colonized
By Europeans so
Mostly
You are fucking me so hard
In a lot of African countries
Like they speak French, like Spanish
Like Portuguese
Alright we're gonna go with Angola then
No I'm not trying to sway you towards
Angola
I mean
No the question is where do they not speak Portuguese
A Portugal, B Brazil
C Angola, D Argentina
You're trying to tell me that it's fucking Argentina
I'm not trying to tell you anything
Oh
Fuck
Is Festival 2 becoming a thing
Yeah I thought we talked about that
Use the lifeline
I don't think Tyler knows either
Fuck
You got a double dip, you got a phone a friend
Alright
How do you know what to do the double dip with
You got me so torn between the
So Portugal's out
They speak Portuguese
Argentina
I don't know where the fuck Portugal is
Is that Central America?
Fuck
Oh my god
It's Europe Ali Mack
It's by Spain
How many dwarfs do you think you can take with you
Ali Mack
Portugal is in Europe
Don't bro
I don't know geography
Bro you keep pointing me at a map
I don't know where like the US, Canada, Mexico
And like Ireland are
You're like most Americans
I know bro
Alright so you're gonna use lifeline
Tyler do you know? What are you doing?
Ali Mack is stuck on this question
Dude I'll fucking
This is the last fucking smelling salt
question, fuck it we're gonna go with fucking
Wait
A B what was B
Let's just go Brazil
Final answer? Go Brazil
He says Brazil
Everybody knows that Brazilians
Speak Portuguese
Who's everybody?
You did not fucking
Know that Tyler
Get the fuck out of here bro
They speak Spanish
Did I say that shit in the very beginning
Yes
Oh my god I hate my life
Are you fucking kidding me
I don't wanna bother Don Juan yet
We're not that deep in the game
Oh I was empty
Don't worry
I'm not scared of that one there chief
I use a manscaped
I trim it short but I don't shave it
Well Tyler asked me if I shaved my
Cock and I gave the answer that
I use the manscaped
And I trim it short
But I do not shave it
50,000 fucking smacks
Fucking smacks bro
The Statue of Liberty was a gift
From what country
Oh it's France
A Britain B France C Spain
D Germany France
He knows it
Final answer? Yeah
Right away
Yeah I'm a
Clean shaven below the belt kind of guy
What?
I'm a clean shaven below the belt kind of guy
At uh yeah
What about you
It just gets cut off by the music
We'll talk about that after
100,000 dollars
Which country has the highest
Number of senior citizens over 65
Oh shit that's how they gotta be China
Or Japan
They fucking take care of their elders god damn it
A United States B France
C China D Japan
Of course they're both options
Are you fucking
Joking me
Alright I don't want to take too long on this
Is this a perk happening or is it
How many people above 65
Which country has the most
Oh it's not the percentage shit
Oh no it's the percentage
Yeah I would have to say Japan on that
No
How many questions do I have after this
Three
I'm just gonna lock it in Japan
Fine answer
We're gonna go for Japan
He's a comeback kid
No way
Fuck yeah
They both respect the shit out of their elders
But Japan also has a thing where they're not having kids at all
It's a huge crisis and the majority of people in Japan are over 65
Yeah exactly
Voting for
$250,000
What does the N
In DNA stand for
Oh you fucking piece of shit
A Nuclear
D Nucleic
C Neutral
D Neutron
Nucleic
Fine answer
Did Tyler know that
No
Did Tyler know that
That's correct
He got it
I feel like I just gotta trust my gut
Every time I think too long is when I fuck it up
Alright I'm gonna go for
$500,000
Which university is not in the Ivy League
A Columbia
B U Penn
C Columbia
B U Penn
C Brown
D Cambridge
Cambridge and Brown are definitely in it
Tyler sometimes you answer so confidently
Like that though and you fuck me so hard
Fuck me so hard
So I eliminated
Cambridge and Brown
What were the other two
So which university is not in the Ivy League
A Columbia
B U Penn
C Brown
D Cambridge
Alright Tyler I'm gonna trust you on this one
We're gonna go for
Ask the audience
Tyler what do you got for the answer to this question
We're asking the audience
It's not U Penn
It's not the ones that you said
It's the last one
It's Cambridge
Tyler please vote on your fucking keypad
For your fucking answer
What did he say
I don't know
What did he say
It's not U Penn
Okay
You think it's Brown
No there's no way
You think it's Brown
Or Cambridge
There's no
Fucking way it's Brown
There's no way
Man
Fuck Brown and Cambridge
Those are like the two fucking
God
Alright fuck it
Tyler I'm gonna trust you
Even though I don't necessarily agree with you
We're gonna go B Brown
Final answer
It's probably wrong but
WC Brown
C Brown
Although you still got a double dip though
Tyler why do you answer before I even ask you
Like I never would have even second guessed
This fucking question man
Alright we're gonna double dip with A and B
Alright what's your first answer
Fucking give me the answers again
A Columbia
B U Penn
C Brown D Cambridge
It's either Columbia or fucking U Penn
It's not U Penn
Just fucking lock it in
For what
For the answer
Just fucking lock it in
For what
Lock in what
Columbia and U Penn
It's not U Penn
Lock in what answer
What do you mean
What's the answer
Not U Penn
He's so high he can't even answer a single
Wait you're asking me which one
You can't pick more than one
I'm double dipping
What's it matter
YAAAAA
Oh my god bro
Okay fuck
Give me the answers one more time I understand the question
I just didn't want you to ask me this
A Columbia B U Penn
C Brown D D Cambridge
Alright fucking Columbia
Lock it in
Wait oh
It's Brown
Dude it is not Brown
Watch it be Brown
Alright Tyler
I'll trust ya
We're gonna go with Brown Casey
Only Brown
Final answer
I gotta plug mine in
Nope
WHY
WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNOW
The answer was Cambridge because it's not even in America
You fucking kidding me
FUCK
What was the correct answer
Cambridge is not in America
It's in England
I'm gonna call
That was my first answer
Columbia
Tyler
Tyler's freaking out
I fucking knew it wasn't Brown
Oh no you gotta take a body of a ghost pepper
I'm not doing that
That was a fucking ass to audience
And I got fucked over
No I'll do the fucking
Snip smelling salts again
Fucking hit it
Lettuce tray my fucking lifeline
Killed me
It was me
Oh he got in my eye
Fuck
Oh shit
Going for a million dollars
There was a vape though
You got one lifeline left
Where's the vape at
I'm dying over here
I gotta charge this fucker
We could do a fucking double break
Episode here
Good shit
One million dollars on the Mac
Which musician did not die
At 27 years old
A Amy Winehouse
She did
B Jimi Hendrix
C Kurt Cobain
D Freddie Mercury
I'm 95% sure Freddie Mercury did too
No Freddie Mercury
Tyler
Tyler you're not very
You're not a very good spectator
Into the game
Jesus Christ
And you
Fuck me over too
You act like you know this shit and you don't
And then you shit on me afterwards
Jesus Christ
Freddie Mercury
Alright we're gonna fucking call Don Juan for this one
Alright shout out to Don Juan
Tyler you fucked me over last time
How can you be sitting there
Look I get your on steroids
I'm not on steroids
Get off of the fucking punching bag Tyler
Jesus Christ
Where is Dan Don Juan
Dan Juan
I haven't heard from Dan today
I don't know if he uh
I think he's busy
I still don't even have his number
Call him on Facebook
That's what I'm doing
How do I fucking
I'm going to
I'm
I'm going to
I'm
I'm going to
Home
Eating steroids is
strip club all right call someone else call someone else I'll fucking call you
call your girlfriend I'll call you I'm not bugging her she's done enough
fucking drop me off a lidocaine patch fucking caller oh shit we got okay so we
got you on this we got you on the show okay Don is there something I could is
there something I can ask you something you can ask me you can ask me about
Pringles what up Don? Don Alleyback's going for 1 million dollars I'm going for the
fucking we got we got Casey here I'm going for the 1 million dollar question
here Don I need some help all right Don which musician did not die at 27 years
old a Amy Winehouse B Jimmy a Amy Winehouse B Jimmy Hendrix C Kurt Cobain
D Freddie Mercury so I'm thinking it's either Jimmy or Freddie but I don't know
which one it is cuz Cobain and Winehouse definitely did die when they
were 27
I feel like that gay dude I feel like you're old as shit I feel like that dude I feel like AIDS I feel like that shit take a while
well done you've helped a lot today Don Juan with the fucking help all right we're gonna go we're gonna lock in Don Juan's answer
Freddie Mercury here final answer yeah we're gonna go a final answer all right he
says Freddie Mercury all right Don that's correct thank you Don Juan you helped me out
fucking a million dollars in this bitch Alleyback a million dollars up in this bitch
thank you Don I will buy you so many Pringles man
all right well all right well thank you Don you have yourself a pleasant night
thanks Don Juan
yeah Alleyback narrowly avoiding the fate of the
gross pepper yeah yeah although you pussy that when you
uh when you didn't eat it that's the last time yeah well I mean I went for it as
the audience and I got fucking cocked doesn't feel quite fair all right we're
gonna take a break on Untitled podcast and we will be back here we fucking go
here we go the headphones are off headphones are off we're back on Untitled
podcast this time with some schizophrenic movie reviews Tyler steps in clocking in
to work we gotta do it Tyler we gotta do it it's Harry Potter and the Half-Plugged Prince
remember the classic one classic one so you know we started off fucking Harry
Harry had that dual Voldemort last movie right so like I'm so not my fucking
uncle died or some shit my grandfather died I fucking serious black died and
everybody's just like oh fuck there he is he's back Voldemort's back we can't
deny that he's back anymore and he's just like but anyway so Harry's sitting
in this fucking little diner in fucking London right I forgot that he's from
London I forgot that it was yeah and this fucking smoking hot black chick
comes up like 10 out of 10 no no she's like a 10 out of 10 no no and she's the
waitress and she's like he's like when you get off your cock he's like when you
get off and and Harry's like oh I'm gonna fuck you after your shift and then
fucking Dumbledore comes out of nowhere like he always fucking does he does he's
like looking out the window oh yeah he just sees like a fucking Dumbledore to
stand across the street and a bus goes by and he disappears and then he got
another bus comes by he's like at the fucking front door like and then there's
also two ladies like fuck me there's these two like fucks that are like
looking emo looking motherfuckers there to sit and have the fucking like diner
thing and there's like this like look at him and they're like they start fucking
just shooting shit out of me like fuck fuck and double doors like get out stop
get the fuck out of here I think you might could be confusing this with the
next movie but Dumbledore comes and he's like Harry I gotta I gotta fucking
cock block you today he's like I want to get my dick sucked Harry's like fuck you
anyway I got some okay anyway so double door takes what Tyler said was typhoid
fever Dumbledore fucking takes Harry to this old fucking abandoned house
decrepit house the shrieking shack in the fucking dark is it the shrieking shack
and they're like looking around and it's all like destroyed and they they see a
chair and it's like oh there you are and like there's like a lot dripping from
the ceiling and shit it's like real creepy leaking yeah that turns into the
fucking old dude he's like how you doing I'm a chair it's called slughorn and
he's the former potions professor at Hogwarts so he's like Harry I need you
to convince slughorn to trust you like no matter what like this is how we
defeat Lord Voldemort Harry's like why and double doors like I'll tell you
later and so they go up to slughorn and they're like hey what's up slughorn you
want to come back and teach at Hogwarts and he's like fuck no I fucking hate
that place hold on just one second what Donald Trump is six five two hundred
fifteen pounds officially what yeah that's because at the at the police oh
yeah they booked his fucking they weigh you and they and they give you a height
so he is six foot five two hundred and fifteen pounds no no he's fucking fat
he's six foot five so I'm saying he needs two hundred fifteen pounds who
the fuck is operating the scale Jesus Christ they put a bag of cement on it
first so slughorn is like I don't want to work at Hogwarts I like collecting
students one that's creepy yeah kind of he's like I like collecting students
either I collect your mother and your father he's like I knew your parents is
either one that fucking gets amnesia and then the second one or no no that guy's
been long gone good fuck that he's like locked up in the swine warden good like
actually in the book he is they've done him so slug horns like fuck no and he's
like I knew your mother like she was a good student he like kind of forms like
some trust with Harry and she's like it's like your father was a fucking filthy
jock in Dumbledore's like okay fuck it I guess we have a lost cause and then
slughorn is like wait I'll teach at Hogwarts and how doubles like I got by
way I fucking figured it out meanwhile fucking Draco's become a
Death Eater he's gonna he's going like you know and shit he's getting tattooed
on his arm and they're like they're like Voldemort trusted Draco to do like a
task or something yeah and it's the kill Dumbledore okay so Draco has gone full
bad boy oh he's gone full-on emo fuck boy they got like this werewolves
called gray back yeah he's a real psychopath and fucking odd then then
like then like Snape is also a Death Eater kind of I thought Snape was dead
no Snape dead deads in this so Snape makes a unbreakable vow with with
Bellis is like make the unbreakable vow
she's like doing all this weird shit like she's like feeling her nipples and shit and she's like make the unbreakable
vow I want to see the unbreakable vow oh my god I'm so hot right now so he's
like if you break the unbreakable value die so he's like they he made a
unbreakable vow to protect Draco in his task from Voldemort right and Voldemort
is like yeah yeah yeah so they go fucking back to Hogwarts on Hogwarts press and Harry's like I'm
gonna fucking spy on Malfoy so he puts on his invisibility cloak and he's
like he crawled in the luggage compartment yeah and then fucking Malfoy stays on after they get
there and he's like I knew you were there Potter and he fucking paralyzes
them and then he punches them in the face and breaks his glasses and leaves
him bleeding on the train he's like enjoy the fucking trip back to London
Potter
oh man fucking time stamp on that one and I'm just quoting what he said but anyway
Luna comes along and fucking saves them yeah she's like oh Harry are you paralyzed
wait so did we just jump back a movie there no no no we're still on the same one
yeah so fucking so she gets like him out and they fucking like see like the
fucking evil that evil or death horses and shit and that's in the fifth one no
but I thought the evil death horses were still there oh yeah they're still there
so like then they go back to the fucking thing and he starts taking this fucking
like shitty class they go to potions class with slughorn right yeah and they
they ran out of books so they had to find a book from like the fucking like
you know 70s or like 60s and then in the book like everybody else is getting
fucked by like these potions yeah but there's a whole bunch of like little
written things in the book that's like hey don't put this in it fucking loser
put this in it so here's got a textbook that allows them to cheat basically and
it says it's it was owned by the half-blood prince and somebody wrote
like all these dark spells and shit in it like yeah made up spells and they
cursed they made up what was it the bleeding curse the yeah there's a
bleeding curse there was like a fucking levitation curse I thought too yeah and
so basically Harry slughorn thinks Harry's like a genius at potions and he
wins this like potion called liquid luck that allows you to be like lucky and
shit and then Ron fucking plays Quidditch and he plays as keeper goalie
and he starts getting fucking pussy from fucking lavender Brown who's the most
annoying character in the series so he's got a hot dog so and like let's let's be
real how many of the people in Harry Potter you think got laid in the process
of of the books in the movies like who do you think got laid all of them I
don't know because I haven't there's fucking annoying though she was one I
think one one I think Ron I think Ron got fucked by her I think I think they
definitely I think they did the deed Harry thing is eternal virgin bro so so
her mind is all fucking jealous cuz she likes Ron right Ron I didn't know you
talked to girls like that he's just like fuck you whore I'm a Chad now so he
meets with the fucking order of the Phoenix and he starts seeing that Draco
is like going into the room or like the room of requirement or something all
the time yeah and he's has this like vanishing cabinet which allows him to
teleport things in and out of Hogwarts yeah like he first teleports an apple
yeah and he's trying to but it looks keeps fucking up he's like fuck so he's
like trying to teleport people into Hogwarts like the death eaters and shit
like the death eaters they work sick mess so anyway doubles doors like I got
a mission for you Harry
and he's like all right we're going to get these fucking memories from slug
horn that from like back in the day this is like the key to defeating Lord
Voldemort is to get Slughorn's memories yeah because Voldemort was one of his
like his prize students yeah he was like really close to him he's like we're
gonna he was like Tom Riddle as a child and here he goes to Slughorn and then
he's like tries to get close to him and he's like is that what you told or no
he sees the memories in the pensive right yeah and he sees the memories from
years ago when Tom Riddle was talking to Slughorn and he's like I found a little
bit of dark magic it's called a Horcrux it allows you to split your soul yeah
this is when things start getting off the rails yeah and so and he's like how
do you split your soul professor and he's like you fucking murder somebody
that's how you split your soul yeah he's like how many times can you split your
soul can you do it like seven times maybe seven and fucking Slughorn's like
what the fuck are you talking about you want to murder seven people he's like
no I'm just asking maybe I could kill seven people he's like this is all like
research purposes right he's like yeah yeah boy this is all hundred percent
research I'm not gonna murder people so uh Harry keeps fucking pressing
Slughorn and he gets pissed he's like yeah and he's like and then so uh what
that bitch gets poisoned right on the way to yeah yeah for the thing that was
supposed to be Harry's Katie Bell yeah she gets like a poison necklace that's
like cursed like that's meant for Dumbledore yeah that fucking Draco did
it and he was all suspicious and shit yeah he was like me I didn't do anything
like that no that doesn't sound like me that might be me but it's not the kind
of sounds like something I do though but I didn't do it yeah and then Ron gets
cursed by drinking this potion love potion yeah yeah so Ron drinks this
fucking love potion and he's like who's Ramil Devane like I fucking love her
fucker and so they go to Slughorn to cure Ron from this love potion and he
drinks this fucking tonic which I don't know why you're giving a 16 year old
tonic tonic he's like tonic for the nose and then Ron just fucking goes
batshit insane and has a seizure yeah yeah he like starts seizing and like
foaming at the mouth and Harry's like do something professor no he's like I don't
know what to do and then Harry like shoves shit in his mouth and he fucking
wakes up yeah so then they they end up like some weird shit happens yeah Harry's
reading these fucking curses in the book he's like I wonder what this one does so
that he fucking like gets into the bathroom with fucking like with with
with Malfoy and like Malfoy starts like shooting at him he is like and Harry's
just like what was it fucking what was the curse called the fucking sectum
sempra sectum sempra and he fucking shoots it at him and then this
motherfucker just starts gushing blood out of everywhere he's just fucking is
bleeding out of everywhere he's fucking to juddered Drake to judge Draco fucking
Harry's like oh shit what the fuck did I do and then state comes along like oh
what and he starts going hmm and then he starts healing he's like get the fuck out
get out of here get out of here and like there's this blood everywhere
apparently Harry doesn't even get punished for fucking he almost murdered a
fellow student and then he's just like nice chill so they fucking go back to
the Weasleys and they're having like a meeting with Ron and like the order of
the Phoenix and his dad and shit and then fucking the Death Eaters come to
Ron's house and start attacking them the letters those are the fucking soul
sucking ghost now no dementors death eaters are the followers of Lord they're
like Nazis oh like if you're like Lord Voldemort's entourage like if Hitler if
like if Voldemort was Hitler they'd be like the SS and Voldemort is that
fucking yeah so the death eaters come to fucking Ron's house they start fucking
lighting his house on fire and shit getting try to get Harry the chase
after him so they can kidnap him and here we're gonna finger his asshole if
we catch him we're gonna finger him so good and then
Harry starts trying to fuck Ginny but like it's not going anywhere at that
point yeah I think they make out at one point though don't they yeah yeah they
do he's like he's like let me tie your shoes for you and so like see the
central energy those fucking hate these your did your girlfriends ever make you
like tie like they're fucking shoes for them like I did it once and I'm like
I'm never doing that again so they're like so Harry's so here is like I fucked
up cuz I almost fucking killed Draco so I'm gonna hide this book in the room
requirement or nobody can find it amongst like all other lost things so
they then they go in there and that's when they have their first kiss and
they're like Harry finger me so double doors like what fuck this shit so here
he goes to Dumbledore and he's like what the fuck did you do Harry like we need
to like talk he's like they see this like memory of a slughorn and riddle and
he's like oh the memories all fucked up because he's embarrassed like he
distorted the memory so he's like I need you to go to the slughorn and get the
actual memory so we can fucking defeat Lord Voldemort and here's like okay how
many people did you murder there's like okay I'm gonna drink this fucking liquid
luck which is basically like this luck potion and he goes he goes to Hagrid's
and he sees a Aragog who's the spider from the second movie I fucking hate
that and he's like all dead and shit and him and Hagrid and slughorn all get
drunk together yeah well I don't know I think Harry's just trying to get him
drunk to like get this memory out of them and so they all get drunk and and
Hagrid's having and Hagrid's like singing songs and shit with slughorn and
he's like give me that fucking memories professor like do it for my mother like
do it do it so we can like have justice for my mother it's all like emotional and
shit and he was like don't think bad of me Harry and he pulls the memory out of
his fucking head and gives him it in a fucking flask and then he takes the
memory to the fucking pensive and Voldemort and they see the memory of Tom
Riddle when he was young and he was like yeah I'm gonna make fucking seven
horcruxes and hide my soul in them so if I die I have six like backup souls at
revive to revive myself yo he has like six quick revives so they're like so
double doors like oh shit this is fucked like so double doors got like seven
souls he's also like bro he's got tombstone too
this dude's playing a fucking cod zombies solo game and then they go to some
party and fucking Harry's going with fucking her whiny and they see fucking
Draco and Snape being like you got to do this and her mind's like you gonna fuck
me Harry he's just like no I got duty to do that's when I guess we get to the big
scene where Harry goes to fucking Dumbledore and he's like yeah I'm gonna
try to kill you again this time I'm going with you
Harry you're gonna get murdered again by the way this whole movie Dumbledore's
had like a black hand like a necrotic hand yeah like it looks like you had
like fucking like frostbite for like seven years he's had he had like a
whore he found a horcrux that was a ring and he put it on his hand he was dying
and it cursed his hand and he's like how long you got is I try two weeks like
yeah you got like a year left and doubles like fuck so he's like Harry I
found another horcrux and I'm asking you to go with me and find it oh is this
when he starts drinking the fucking old so the thing that almost fucked up and
killed Dumbledore yeah taking Harry he's like we got to destroy these like six
horcruxes so he goes like this fucking like spooky ass cave yeah and there's
like dark rainy cave yeah there's like a spooky ass cave and inside a cave
there's like a fucking like like like holy oil like fucking font but first like
Dumbledore is like it requires a blood sacrifice and Harry's he's like your
blood is much more precious than mine Harry cuz his hand it opens the cave
and there's like a big fucking lake with a boat they're like oh yeah swim
across so the fucking lake the island in the middle where the horcrux is he's
like so they get in the fucking boat and they swim they fucking swim across and
they see this like fountain with like a glass crystal bowl yeah with the fucking
locket horcrux in it yeah but like you can't just reach in and get it this
motherfucker is like I got a drink that fucking poison water and he's just like
can't you say you know like dump it out or something he's like the only way to
get this horcrux is to drink this poison fucking water he's like he didn't need
to he could just like took it and just dumped it out it didn't work because it
would just like keep going back in the bowl why do you have to drink it
because it double-lose like it has to be drunk
whatever I do whatever I say keep making me drink it what he's like
he starts having like a panic attack and he's just like and he's like kill me
kill me fucking kill me and he's just like
he's like drink this one professor this one will kill you yeah and so they
double-dose finally drinks all the water and they get the fucking lock it out and
then double-dose like Harry water and Harry is like a guerra and he can't like
get the water so he has to go into the lake for water and as soon as he reaches
into like zombies come out call duty fucking zombies like literal Nazi
zombies come out of the lake and start attacking them yeah called in theory
which are like people that have been like they're like bodies that have
reanimated yeah they're like there's zombies there was like thousands of them
and then a double door like comes out of nowhere he's just like he fucks them all
up like a dragon or some shit come out so they go back right yeah they look in
the locket and it's like oh this is not the real locket I've stolen the real
locket or something so they go back to double-lose power go back to the to the
fucking tower and Hogwarts and Dumbledore is like all fucked up and he's
like he's like really fucked up like get gets like fucked up and Dumbledore is
like get Snape go get him and don't stop to get there and before he can get them
the fucking death eaters come in because Draco teleported them in and
vanishing cabinet and they're here to kill Dumbledore so fucking Bellatrix
and fucking grayback and all the death eaters fucking hot Lucia's malfore's
dad and fucking Draco comes along and Snape and Draco's like expel the
obvious and he fucking disarms fucking Dumbledore and he's like I'm here to
kill you Dumbledore and he's like don't kill me don't do it Draco you're better
than this and fucking Snape comes in this like
ah it launches his ass off the fucking roof whose ass fucking Dumbledore well
no no so basically Draco pussy out of killing Dumbledore and so Snape came
along because he vowed to protect him and he goes about a canada and he fucking
straight-up murders Dumbledore he falls off the astronomy power like 200 feet
yeah I never knew fucking Dumbledore died yeah he dies in the movie Wow yeah
you got murdered by fucking Snape Snape killed him and they're like
state and then he's running down he's running out of us like snap
he tried to do what you betrayed him he was your friend and you killed him and
you just go set them separate he is like you know where you dare use my own
spells against me Potter and he's just like ha he's like that's right Potter I
am the half the prince and Harry's like what the fuck
up to this point what do we know the half-blood prince as the book the guy
from the book that wrote all the dark spells and the potion that's been
helping Harry all year oh shit like yeah Harry I'm the fucking half-blood prince
I mean fuck you and then it's revealed that states like a death eater then he
escapes with all the death eaters after that was a good guy he kind of is but
then yeah they had Dumbledore's funeral it's all sad this is the music yeah so
Dumbledore's even though he felt like 200 feet he's like in perfect condition
yeah just so he can have a proper funeral scene yeah and it's all sad and
shit and they're like oh we're gonna like defeat these guys and shit and then
they go up to the tower and Harry and Ron and Hermione talking and they're
like I'm not coming Harry's like I'm not coming back to Hogwarts this year I'm
not sure he's like I'm gonna kill them Voldemort he's like that's my destiny
I'm gonna murk his ass and Ron and Hermione like you think we're fucking letting you go by yourself
hell no bro like well for life we're gonna have a three-way Hermione and they're like
next year we're gonna fucking kill Voldemort and skip school alright that's
the end of the movie
you got the autistic movie review I saw that shit
it's a friend of movie reviews and that was the I was a pretty sad scene with
Dumbledore actually not really no I didn't care yeah I like Dumbledore
Dumbledore is kind of fucking loser he's got pedophile energy yeah well I mean he
did try to kill Harry like five times Dumbledore is actually gay like his actor
no like the characters actually yeah oh I didn't need to know what he does how
progressive yeah fucking JK Rowling wrote that and like everybody thought that JK
Rowling was all like progressive because she made like double door gay and shit
yeah and now people think JK Rowling is like all fucking transphobic yeah well
like what's going on she's not transphobic she just doesn't care yeah I
just that's the thing is that if you don't care now you'll say some shit
that'll get yourself in trouble yep like you can say some shit that you don't
even believe is that bad to come out of your mouth and you can get yourself in
a lot of trouble you don't want to get tagged transphobic you fucking gay do you
like getting pegged not really well you're transphobic I am a woman my voice
sounds like this because I was born a man and that is why beepus is transphobic
what yeah he is anti pegging yeah yeah it's gonna say you would be against that
Tyler he should be right here he should be he's never showed up I know never for
no reason he could he good he's not busy this is like no you're no you're not
bro I get a fucking streaky you watching a Yankees game every single night from
your bed okay I think it's time for my favorite part of the episode Casey
what's our check the email please that that email time that that email time
please someone send us a fucking email die no emails if someone doesn't send me
an email I'm gonna hang myself in the next episode live all right next time
is our time is gonna hang himself live on that you know one of these days you're
saying that I need a segment one of these days I'll do the email segment but
I need fucking fans to do it send them in what the fuck are you doing you're
listening you're listening we got the statistics unless you're all just AI in
which case go fuck yourself and to a lesser extent we do appreciate you
listening but like fuck yourself on a on a lower level because you're not sending
any emails you're I'm fucking I'm starving I'm drowning here and I'm not
drowning in emails we got none of those what's the email address I'll be back
Casey what's the email address I'm total podcast 73 at Gmail back on titled
podcast 73 at gmail.com that's 73 as in how many fucking podcasts we're gonna
have to make until somebody finally sends one in Jesus fucking Christ if we
if some asshole episode and they continue to listen until episode 73 to
send in an email I will personally come to your house and murder you and that is
admissible in court okay I don't care I am willing to go to prison do not do
that send the email in stat send it I like being a free man also like us on
Facebook and X I forgot X is a thing send the fucking email Jesus is ain't
that hard just test it send it one word test send the email and as always be
kind to yourself and each other motherfuckers fucking send us an email
go fuck yourself die cunts for all we know robots have souls we just don't
know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet no no we are jumping
down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some
really dumb fucks extended episodes where the fuck did this year come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
oh they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the
Chinese aliens exist somewhere in China alright in some base what the fuck there are
super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into
them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're
going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut it open you're going to see blood
guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology which by the way big
brother is the overlord
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he said that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the whole he says
that he was doing it just to survive but he fucking loved he was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
just don't fucking get it okay
everyone likes Donald Trump the fucking word person out there
fuck Trump right fuck Trump fuck Trump
he's not the actual fucking leader
it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk
it's everyone out there
it's George Soros it's everybody
you're saying Elon Musk is so cool he made a place for him
the actual government is trying
the actual new government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis
are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking all of it
the clear policies are paid off by the fucking bill gates
he's fucking fucked