1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:10,800 This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,800 Oh yeah, fuck yeah. 6 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Welcome to Unpedal Podcast. 7 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Episode 44. 8 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,800 Six more episodes of 50, baby. 9 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,800 And I'm here. Wow. 10 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,800 I'm here with Tyler and Ali Mack. 11 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Our special guest. 12 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,800 I've been busy. 13 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,800 I am feeling fucking... 14 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,800 We're rolling deep. 15 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,800 We're rolling deep right now, but we're getting on by. 16 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,800 So did Trump get arrested today? 17 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,800 Yes, he turned himself in actually. 18 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 Did who get arrested? Trump. 19 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,800 Turned himself in in Georgia, in Fulton County. 20 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,800 So this is going to be a historic day, I think. 21 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,800 Like, you're going to look at this day in history books, and you know what I did today? 22 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,800 I played Baldur's Gate 3. 23 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 I'm wearing a hat. I remember where I was. 24 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,800 Where was I? I was sleeping until fucking 5 o'clock. 25 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,800 I was playing Baldur's Gate. 26 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,800 I was wearing a hat. I'm wearing a hat. This is Trump 2024. 27 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:39,800 Fuck your feelings. 28 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,800 So I got some things about this. 29 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,800 Me too. 30 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,800 So let's be real. 31 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:56,800 Trump is very much demon-like in the way that the more you talk about him, the more you acknowledge him, the more you just let him exist, the more powerful he gets. 32 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,800 Him going to prison is just going to boost his fucking things. 33 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,800 I was going to say, that's a genius move by him. 34 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,800 That is perfect. 35 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,800 Who the fuck cares? 36 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,800 He's fucking 70, fucking 7 years old. What the fuck? 37 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Dude, that's just the best campaigning strategy you could do right now. 38 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,800 I can see the fucking campaign posters now. Him with his fucking chains. 39 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 Yeah, it's going to be free Trump, bro. 40 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,800 Free Trump. Free my homie Trump. 41 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:29,800 The fact that he's in there, everybody who already likes Trump is just fucking pumped for it. 42 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:36,800 They're like, oh, this will definitely lower the fucking shit for him. Everybody's just like, fuck yeah, free my homie Trump. 43 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Even with him in fucking prison, he is still the front runner. 44 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,800 He ain't doing nothing wrong. 45 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,800 He's saying the election was rigged, but he's getting charged with meddling in the election. 46 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,800 Yeah, because fucking Georgia is a bunch of betrayers. 47 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,800 He's trying to overturn the election in Georgia because he says it was rigged, but he's actually the one who's doing it. 48 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,800 He has not been proven guilty of that yet. 49 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,800 It's alleged. 50 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,800 I'm just saying, I see it from both ends here because I don't even like Trump that much. 51 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,800 You've been indicted though. 52 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,800 It's just a big dick energy move. 53 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,800 An indictment isn't a fucking conviction. 54 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,800 It's not a conviction. 55 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 I know it's not a fucking conviction. 56 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,800 He got indicted on a whole bunch of other charges. 57 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Guess how many stuck? 58 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,800 Fucking zero. 59 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,800 Bro, his mugshot is getting released tomorrow. 60 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,800 Oh, I want to fucking... 61 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:31,800 Dude, he's probably going like, you ever see the fucking Supernatural show with Dean Winchester and he's doing the fucking... 62 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,800 No, he's going to look like Ken in fucking Barbie. 63 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,800 He's going to do the fucking... 64 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,800 He should just do the fucking Uncle Sam point. 65 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,800 We need you. 66 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Today is a great day for liberals in America. 67 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,800 Because I think that it's going to be a fucking disaster for them. 68 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:54,800 They shot themselves in the fucking cock. 69 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 I was going to say. 70 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,800 This is going to be Trump. 71 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,800 That's Trump right there. 72 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 Bro, you're just mad your fucking boy got arrested. 73 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,800 Dude, a lot of my boys have been arrested. 74 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,800 And people thought I actually know. 75 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,800 I've been arrested before. 76 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,800 I really want my fucking mugshot. 77 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,800 I fucking never got it. 78 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,800 I'm just saying, I don't think... 79 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 Wait, have you ever been arrested? 80 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,800 No. 81 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Have you ever been arrested? 82 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,800 No. 83 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,800 Am I the only one who's been arrested? 84 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,800 Yes. 85 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,800 Great job, guys. 86 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,800 You're doing fantastic. 87 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,800 My mugshot was like this. 88 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,800 And then they made me do the fucking... 89 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Casey, do you really not believe that him going to prison is a good move? 90 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,800 I feel like for the average working class American. 91 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,800 I think it's fucking funny. 92 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,800 I think seeing him go to prison... 93 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,800 Dude, they're not going to fucking make anything stick. 94 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 I think he fucking deserves it. 95 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,800 He's still going to get elected, bro. 96 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,800 Dude, you think they're going to keep fucking Biden in there? 97 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,800 No, dude, people will vote for anyone other than him. 98 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,800 Trump versus Biden, how old are they both? 99 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,800 They're both over 80. 100 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,800 Yeah, but one has fucking dementia. 101 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 The other one is of sound mind. 102 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,800 I don't know which one you're talking about. 103 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,800 What the fuck are you talking about? 104 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,800 It's soap and fucking... 105 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,800 Goose. 106 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,800 Dude, I am just saying... 107 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,800 Which one of them is of sound mind? 108 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,800 Fucking Trump. 109 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,800 What? 110 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Dude, you can call him fucking crazy. 111 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,800 You can call him fucking crazy all you want. 112 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,800 Trump is a fucking actual genius for this. 113 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,800 Dude, he was not a horrifically bad president. 114 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,800 You scummy liberals are just like, oh my God, I cry because I lost. 115 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,800 I jerk off the pictures of femboys and I cry. 116 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,800 That's all I do. 117 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,800 Trump made me angry. 118 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,800 You're the one who's going to fucking jail. 119 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,800 Yeah, but guess what? 120 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 He's going to get out. 121 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,800 I have wholehearted confidence. 122 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,800 It's not looking good for him, though. 123 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Yeah, it didn't look good for him in any of the other ones. 124 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 And guess what? 125 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,800 Circumstantial evidence at best. 126 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,800 It would have looked bad on him had he just gone out and gotten arrested. 127 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 But the fact that he turned himself in, he's just like, whatever, bro. 128 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,800 Dude, fuck Rudy Giuliani. 129 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,800 He got arrested. 130 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,800 He got arrested, too. 131 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,800 Did he get arrested, too? 132 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,800 There's his mug shot right there. 133 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Yo, that's fucking sick. 134 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,800 He looks like a fucking gremlin. 135 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:28,800 Dude, I don't mind Trump. 136 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 I fucking hate Giuliani. 137 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:36,800 Giuliani, back in the day, back in the day before he got to Manchia, was actually a fucking fantastic leader. 138 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:44,800 He's the one that fucking got New York City through 9-11, fucking cleaned up the city and shit. 139 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,800 Yeah, but he's just a fucking creep, though, man. 140 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,800 You fucking watch that fucking Borat movie. 141 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:55,800 But I also watched it and it's fucking pretty not weird. 142 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,800 Fucking Alex Jones. 143 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800 Dude, she admitted that she was fucking. 144 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,800 Oh my God. 145 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 She was actually fucking 28. 146 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Yeah, she said that she was underage. 147 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,800 He's like, well, I don't care. 148 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,800 No, he didn't say, well, I don't care. 149 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,800 He didn't say it, but he continued to go to bed with her. 150 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,800 This is what he did. Thank you. 151 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Dude, she was laying on the fucking. Oh my God. 152 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 Dude, he's an old guy. How are you going to get a fucking mic? 153 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Have you ever had been mic'd up? Have you done drama club? 154 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Joe Rogan and Alex Jones were talking about this. 155 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,800 Yeah, but have you ever been mic'd up? Have you ever done drama club? Anything like that? 156 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,800 Why would I do drama club? 157 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,800 Because I did drama club. 158 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,800 I'm wearing a wire right now, bro. I'm with the fucking NSA. 159 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,800 What? Bro. 160 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,800 For the listeners here, Tyler just assaulted Casey. 161 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,800 You don't fucking say you got a wire, man. 162 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,800 Fuck. 163 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,800 The fucking CIA is already all over us. 164 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Don't you think the biggest fucking wire you could have is three microphones in a room that you're uploading publicly every week? 165 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,800 I feel like we're all kind of wearing wires in here, if we're being honest. 166 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,800 Snip. 167 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Not to get profound. Snip. 168 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Yeah, Joe Rogan and fucking Alex Jones were talking about this. And fucking Alex Jones was defending Rudy Giuliani, too. 169 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,800 Alex Jones has his own new show again. It's on Rumble now, though. 170 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,800 What the fuck is Rumble? 171 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,800 It's fucking right-wing YouTube. 172 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,800 Wait, I thought Infowars was still going on. 173 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Infowars is going on, but Rumble is way more easy to access, and it has an app on the app store and shit. 174 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,800 So you can actually watch it. 175 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,800 Wait, so it's fucking... 176 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,800 This looks like a dope album cover of this fucking Rudy Giuliani mugshot. 177 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,800 I know, it is a sick shot. 178 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,800 I gotta make that the fucking picture. 179 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:54,800 He looks like he's about to drop some fucking hard ass post-Hardcore, post-Hardcore ambient metal album. 180 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 He's about to fucking be in that dark ambient industrial shit. 181 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,800 Whatever happened at dark ambient industrial? 182 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:06,800 Well, they work for an agency. I know where they work. I see them somewhat frequently. 183 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 Is it a he? 184 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,800 It's a she. 185 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,800 Now is it a she? Was it a he at one point? 186 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,800 I don't think in the time that we would have known them. 187 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,800 I feel like we probably shouldn't be saying that shit. 188 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,800 They don't fucking know. Who the fuck would know that? 189 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,800 So, Tyler, what was this thing you wanted to talk about? 190 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,800 What was I talking about? About the syphilis? 191 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,800 Bro's helping bros or syphilis? 192 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,800 Syphilis. 193 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,800 Which one do you want to know about first? 194 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,800 Fucking syphilis, bro. 195 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,800 Is that a monster? 196 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,800 No, he's a gigachad of a man. 197 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,800 So, it's a fucking story about how a dude cheated death twice. 198 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,800 Thank you. 199 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,800 In fucking Greek, I think, mythology. 200 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,800 And then fucking Hades is all like... 201 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,800 Thank you. 202 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,800 I was trying not to interrupt you. 203 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:07,800 And Hades is all like, yo, you cheated death twice. 204 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,800 For eternity, you're going to fucking roll a boulder up a fucking hill. 205 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,800 And every time that you get to the top, it's going to go to the bottom of the hill. 206 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,800 Is that like that dude who had a hold of the boulder forever? 207 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,800 That's Atlas. They have a lot of those. 208 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,800 How long do you have to hold a boulder for? 209 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,800 Ever. 210 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,800 So he's still holding it up? 211 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:34,800 Yeah, in Greek mythology, Atlas is still holding up the earth and fucking Cephas is still rolling up the fucking hill. 212 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:40,800 And fucking... It's a story of just fucking perseverance over fucking insurmountable fucking shit. 213 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:48,800 Even though you know that it's fucking nothing, you're going to keep doing it because you're fucking doing your fucking work, my guy. 214 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,800 And where did that land him today? 215 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,800 Still rolling the boulder up. 216 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,800 But guess what? His hard work's paying off, everybody. 217 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,800 My man has to look like fucking Adonis at this point. 218 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800 Your man probably fucking... 219 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,800 Oh! 220 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,800 He just had a shooting down here. 221 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,800 I'm going back in. 222 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,800 Oh! Oh! 223 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,800 Casey looks like he was just shot in the face by a.22 caliber fucking... 224 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,800 Oh my god! Oh fuck! I got the fucking... 225 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,800 Here! What the fuck? 226 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,800 Holy shit. 227 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,800 What? 228 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,800 My fucking eardrum! 229 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,800 Your single eardrum. 230 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:37,800 My single eardrum! And I did, I said fucking eardrum. There was no plural there. 231 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:48,800 So also in the news, the Taiwanese vice president visited the United States and in response, China launched a bunch of military drills surrounding Taiwan. 232 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:55,800 China's a bunch of fucking pansies and they deserve to get fucking blown up. So does Russia, so does fucking India. 233 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,800 You team Taiwan, bro? Fuck yeah. 234 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,800 I'm fucking team everything that's not America gets destroyed. 235 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:11,800 I love how fucking China's just like, you know what? Oh, you're just going to meet with their fucking vice president? All right. Let's just escalate this. We all know where it's going. 236 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,800 We're all going to fucking die. It's going to be total nuclear annihilation. 237 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,800 I don't think that's true. 238 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:19,800 I think it is. 239 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:27,800 Call me a pessimist, bro. The fucking tension has been growing like crazy and fucking Putin is not stable whatsoever. 240 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:39,800 Biden doesn't know where he is right now and Trump is also not a fucking pushover. So he would that really I think any GOP candidate is not going to be a pushover. 241 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,800 Yeah, Casey, that's crazy. 242 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:49,800 It's no, but it's not even just I'm not even just talking about. I'm not even just talking about the left though, because the left didn't have fucking Biden run again. 243 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,800 They would have stood a chance and there's a good chance I would have fucking liked one of the people that they had run in. 244 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,800 No, all of them were awful people. 245 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,800 That's I'm more independent than you though. 246 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,800 All of them actually RFK. 247 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,800 But then they're like, oh, yeah, no, Biden. We have full faith in him. 248 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 He's doing a great job. 249 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800 We're going to keep it going. 250 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:13,800 Like you see your fucking eyes, you see the one fucking state that's bringing back mask mandates. 251 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,800 New York, not New York. 252 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,800 No, but I will not be a Biden case. 253 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,800 He would not be able to chief a couple of the vape over there. 254 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:28,800 You don't want to fucking what state I look at a mask mandate. 255 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:35,800 I think the mask mandate to come back everywhere because it's going to be wintertime and covid is going to fucking spread again. 256 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,800 Who gives a fuck? 257 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,800 I refuse to do that. 258 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,800 I'm not. Yeah, no, I fucking did that shit for three fucking years. 259 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,800 What are we just going to wear masks for the rest of our fucking lives? 260 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,800 So we're going to do I fucking hate wearing those fucking things, man. 261 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:57,800 People don't have to say it like I can like hide my face and I can like like mouth like shit about being forced to wear a mask. 262 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,800 Yeah, sucks. Yeah, we're fucking human beings. 263 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,800 If you want to wear a mask, go ahead. 264 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,800 Be a pussy. I don't care. 265 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:09,800 Fucking like if I feel sick all fucking life, my guy, I'm going to fucking stick my cock into the world. 266 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,800 I haven't been able to smell for eight months. 267 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,800 Dude, I've had fucking covid related asthma and I don't give a shit. 268 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,800 So I'm just saying, yeah, if you if you got fucking covid, you can get fucking asthma. 269 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,800 Come up from it like forever. 270 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Yes. 271 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,800 Okay, Casey, what has gone away? 272 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,800 What's your alternative to the mass conflict then? 273 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,800 My alternative? There's no alternative. 274 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800 You are wearing a mask. 275 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800 It's for fucking forever we're going to wear them. 276 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,800 But if I go to work and I feel sick, I'll wear a fucking mask. 277 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,800 But if I'm wearing a mask and I don't feel sick, I'm not fucking. 278 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,800 If you work in health care, you should wear a mask. 279 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,800 Oh, fuck that. 280 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800 No. 281 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,800 God damn you. 282 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 Fuck you. 283 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,800 I've been a breeze for three fucking years. 284 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,800 You're going to sit here and tell me why we just bring. 285 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,800 Why are we all walking to scenes wearing fucking hazmat suits then? 286 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Because I like hiding my face. 287 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800 Yeah, great. 288 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,800 Casey wants to hide his face. 289 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,800 Oh, I need to wear a fucking mask. 290 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800 The nurse wants to talk to us. 291 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,800 I didn't say it should be like required forever. 292 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,800 But as long as covid is like. 293 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800 Well, then what's the alternative? 294 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Covid is going to be around forever. 295 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,800 We're going to do three boosters a year for the rest of forever. 296 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,800 I haven't gotten a booster. 297 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,800 Over a fucking sickness. 298 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,800 It's like just a little worse than the flu. 299 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,800 Like if you're already on the way out the door, it's going to knock you out. 300 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800 Let the weak die. 301 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,800 Let the weak die. 302 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 Burn the fucking. 303 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800 We have a fucking overpopulation. 304 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800 We don't have an overpopulation problem. 305 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,800 That's propaganda. 306 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,800 That is not propaganda. 307 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,800 Look at the fucking planet. 308 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,800 Look at how much of the earth that is unsettled. 309 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,800 The reason why we have an overpopulation problem is because we have so many people in fucking cities. 310 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,800 You need to move out of the fucking city to make a homestead. 311 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800 You need to get farming. 312 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,800 You need to get fucking attracted. 313 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800 That's not the problem. 314 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,800 Oh, my God. 315 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,800 That's not the fucking problem. 316 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,800 It is the fucking problem. 317 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,800 No, we're running out of fucking nonrenewable resources. 318 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,800 The environment is going to fucking outwit us today. 319 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,800 The planet cannot handle more. 320 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,800 Can't renew the resources, motherfucker. 321 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,800 The planet cannot handle more fire. 322 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,800 It can. 323 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Fuck. 324 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,800 You're fucking saying that the cities are the way to go. 325 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,800 You're supposed to go out in the country, brother. 326 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,800 You're supposed to get a homestead. 327 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,800 You're going to cut down trees. 328 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,800 Make the problem worse. 329 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800 You're going to be a man. 330 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,800 You're going to cut down trees. 331 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800 You're going to make a log cabin. 332 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800 You're going to raise a family. 333 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Yes, brother. 334 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,800 And you're going to have no fucking food to do it. 335 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 No, we're going to hunt. 336 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,800 We're going to hunt our deers. 337 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800 We're going to trap rabbits. 338 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,800 We had no water. 339 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,800 It's 130 degrees in the summer. 340 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,800 No, it's not. 341 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 It's negative 30 in the winter. 342 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800 You are brainwashed by the local idiot. 343 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,800 You are brainwashed by the local idiot. 344 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Build your fucking homestead. 345 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,800 I want a homestead, and I want to be a man. 346 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,800 I want a wife. 347 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,800 I want children. 348 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,800 I want to make food. 349 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,800 Then maybe you'll get it in heaven, Tyler. 350 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,800 I am in heaven, brother. 351 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,800 I am in heaven right now, brother. 352 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,800 Fuck. 353 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800 Oh, God. 354 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,800 What the fuck just happened? 355 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,800 This episode has been brought to you by Gorilla Glue. 356 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800 Gorilla Glue. 357 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,800 Sniff it, and you'll get high. 358 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800 Oh, fuck. 359 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,800 That was weird. 360 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,800 I feel like I just went through something. 361 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800 You want to know what? 362 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800 That felt good. 363 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 That felt good, Tyler. 364 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 That felt fucking good. 365 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,800 You did need the podcast in your life, bro. 366 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800 Oh, wow. 367 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,800 That was good. 368 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800 You need the podcast in your life. 369 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800 I fucking threw my voice. 370 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800 God damn. 371 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800 Lord. 372 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,800 Guess what happened? 373 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800 Where are you? 374 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800 Where was I going with this? 375 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,800 Oh, yeah. 376 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,800 You guys are saying about all these fucking health problems you're having from COVID, 377 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800 and you don't play with healthy people. 378 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800 We're talking about masks. 379 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800 We're talking about masks. 380 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,800 I don't fucking do this shit. 381 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800 Yeah, but you don't play with healthy people that have died from fucking COVID. 382 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,800 Yeah, they were on their way out the door already. 383 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800 Guess what? 384 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,800 Yeah, once you're out the door, you're going to get a fucking single germ. 385 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,800 You're going to fucking meet God. 386 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800 We need the baby boomer generation gone. 387 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800 Get them out of here. 388 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800 We need the baby boomer generation gone. 389 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,800 We need the baby boomer generation gone. 390 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:54,800 Get them out of here. 391 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,800 Get them the fuck out of here. 392 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,800 Take your fucking whoopee cushions and get the fuck out. 393 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,800 You fucking stupid ass fucking pet rock having motherfuckers. 394 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,800 You draft dodging piece of shit. 395 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,800 You get the fuck out of my country and go to hell. 396 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800 Go to hell. 397 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,800 You're going to burn in hell. 398 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800 We're God soldiers, baby. 399 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,800 We love God. 400 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800 I can't contribute to this one. 401 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800 We're going through it. 402 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,800 Me and him. 403 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,800 This is too autistic. 404 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,800 We're fucking going. 405 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,800 We're fucking God soldiers. 406 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,800 They know that we're under attack. 407 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,800 We're coming for them, brother. 408 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800 We love God. 409 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800 I have no idea what they're talking about. 410 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800 And we're going to fucking build the family. 411 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,800 We're going to not give our kids transgender hormones. 412 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,800 We're going to fucking break the conditioning, brother. 413 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,800 We're breaking the conditioning. 414 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,800 We're breaking the conditioning. 415 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:42,800 USA and God. 416 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,800 I think Tyler's trying to start a crusade is what he's saying. 417 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,640 That's what he's saying. Did you send her steroids or something? 418 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,680 I look better. I do 419 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,320 I bro Dan just up to 420 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,520 Dan just took them up with a couple supplements. 421 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,880 It's fucking he's like yo. I got this fucking vitamin 422 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,840 B thirteen that will fucking blow your brains out. Oh no he's doing it. 423 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:08,680 You try. Have you ever tried fucking vitamin fucking Z thirty six 424 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,960 well my fucking doubts are 425 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,960 massive fuck 426 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,960 Check it out bro. Check it out 427 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,920 Tyler's going for the 428 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,920 Brought to you by Dan Delaney fuck yeah 429 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,920 Dan Delaney my vitamin dealer bro 430 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,920 Bullshart testosterone 431 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,920 It's legal. It's not FDA approved 432 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,920 But my dad's like I just took this vitamin fucking Q and it just came my pants 433 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:41,920 I don't like when Dan was talking about the fucking um because I have the vitamin B fucking shit that he's been giving me 434 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,920 great by the way 435 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,920 Shout out vitamin B 436 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,920 Back to basics 437 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,920 So Dan was talking about that and he's like bro it makes your sex drive go up 438 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,920 Didn't make my sex drive go up it just made me fucking super pissed off at the gym 439 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,920 And I was able to fucking get those reps in motherfucker 440 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,920 Get those reps in 441 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,920 Punch that punching bag motherfucker yeah 442 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,920 Doesn't pre-workout do that for you though? 443 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,920 Pre-workout doesn't do shit for me anymore I fucking snort that shit down 444 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,920 It doesn't do shit 445 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:14,920 Yeah last week on the podcast Tyler was super angry because he was just got back from the gym 446 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,920 Okay so Tyler's on steroids 447 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,920 We're on full disclosure here fam 448 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,920 He just went over and huffed some paint thinner so 449 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,920 Yeah 450 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,920 What can you expect 451 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,920 Either that or he's ending a manic state 452 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,920 Mania brother 453 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,920 I'm fucking sweating and shit 454 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,920 Well yeah I would imagine you are 455 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,920 There's the old Tyler back 456 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,920 I've been way too chill recently 457 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:46,920 Yeah I've been too chill because everyone's been too stressed out recently I've noticed 458 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,920 Just like everyone that I've seen 459 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,920 That's what okay now 460 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,920 That's what BITAL DUNIA 461 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,920 Fuck 462 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,920 Everyone you know is just fucking stressed out 463 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,920 This is why I was getting into my second topic bros helping bros you know 464 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:00,920 Yeah 465 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,920 I think it's I just think it's funny before you start Tyler 466 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:08,920 It is kind of funny how just like if you ask anyone how their day is going at this point 467 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,920 I'm fucking miserable 468 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,920 Yeah they're like well I could complain but what's the point 469 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,920 Exactly 470 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,920 It's like wow 471 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,920 It's cause the government is trying to turn us into fucking drones 472 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,920 They're trying to kick us when we're down 473 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,920 And they're trying to murder us 474 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,920 They're trying to finger our buttholes and put slackers in our penises 475 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:33,920 I'd go so far as to say that they are trying to tear down the uh one sec 476 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,920 They're trying to fucking get rid of the overpopulation problem by making us depressed 477 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,920 They're gonna try to fucking make us all off ourselves 478 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920 What 479 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,920 Fuck they're feeding us food that is fucking poison 480 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,920 Dude walk into a grocery store 90% of that shit is fucking poison 481 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,920 I like drinking milk 482 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,920 Well it's made by fucking Monsanto 483 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,920 Did you know that you know 484 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,920 Even fucking milk though 485 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,920 There's GMOs and all this shit 486 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,920 It's all fucking genetically modified 487 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,920 Milk makes you cum ropes my guy 488 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,920 Dude I fucking drink milk on a daily basis I love it you don't need to convince me 489 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,920 You gotta cum ropes 490 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,920 I cum ropes okay 491 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920 There we go 492 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,920 I do cum ropes 493 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,920 It's the milk 494 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,920 Casey 495 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:16,920 Casey 496 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,920 On this episode of the podcast Ali Mac cum's ropes 497 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,920 Huge ropes bro 498 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,920 Ali Mac's back and yeah he uh 499 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,920 What did Ali Mac miss on them 500 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,920 Oh god damn it the fucking woman's calling me 501 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,920 He missed a whole bunch of things 502 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,920 Oh boy 503 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,920 Answer on the podcast 504 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,920 I gotta hear this she wouldn't call 505 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,920 It's gotta be something 506 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,920 Oh no 507 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,920 Is she gonna answer on the podcast 508 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,920 Hello oh probably should 509 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,920 Hello 510 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920 Hey what's up 511 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,920 Alright we'll come back 512 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,920 Back 513 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,920 And we're back 514 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,920 Is that worth interrupting for 515 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,920 Answer no 516 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,920 CC don't listen to this episode 517 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,920 That you need a 518 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,920 That you need a passage on your back 519 00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,920 Don't worry about it 520 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,920 CC we love you but 521 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,920 Temporarily I'm slightly here 522 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,920 I have lighted key passages you can have though 523 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,920 Emily never listens to the podcast 524 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,920 She says that she hears my voice enough 525 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,920 She sounds like a smart woman Tyler 526 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,920 So here's what we talked about 527 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,920 Human bacon 528 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,920 I got it 529 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,920 Alright 530 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,920 On this episode of Dan and Tyler 531 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,920 Talk about cannibals 532 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,920 Reptilian humanoid elites 533 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,920 Shapeshifters are spotted on planes 534 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,920 And Tyler joins geriatric Tinder 535 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,920 I don't like that one 536 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,920 I didn't join geriatric Tinder 537 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,920 I was just fucking dating people that were 538 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,920 20 years older than me at that point 539 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,920 It was a point in my life that I was weird 540 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,920 Try that in a small town 541 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,920 Try that 542 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,920 That 543 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920 That was when the UFOs got released 544 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,920 We talk about 545 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,920 Jason Aldean's controversial new songs 546 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,920 Angry AI Tyler is born 547 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,920 Dan and Tyler go head to head on Jeopardy 548 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,920 Have we 549 00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920 Have we talked about 550 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,920 Russia's little space mission yet? 551 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,920 We'll talk about that in a second 552 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920 Casey and Tyler welcome special Gann 553 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,920 Dan 554 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,920 Who tried smelling salts and tells us about his deployment 555 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,920 The guys play a controversial game 556 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,920 Which is one of our new favorite games 557 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,920 And Casey and Dan consult a flat earther 558 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,920 Which I wasn't there for actually 559 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,920 Aliens exist 560 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,920 That was fucking funny 561 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,920 The government acknowledges extraterrestrial life 562 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,920 Tyler explores controversial Lego photos 563 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,920 Which is really funny 564 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,920 Megan joined us on Jeopardy and Don Juan joins the podcast again 565 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,920 Pride soda 566 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,920 That was one of my favorites 567 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:41,920 Pride soda, fuck yeah 568 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:47,920 Casey, Dan and Tyler talk about Neo pronouns and the LGBTQ movement 569 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,920 That was a really good one 570 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,920 Tyler and Dan have a hard time picking genders 571 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,920 Alex Jones gets uncancelled 572 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,920 Dan and Tyler team up on who wants to be a millionaire 573 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,920 How'd they do? 574 00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920 They did pretty good 575 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,920 Yeah, you won a million 576 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,920 But you had 577 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,920 I think you had to hit some smelling salts 578 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,920 Yeah 579 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,920 The return to Don Juan's palace live from the metaverse 580 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,920 Dan and Tyler and Casey return to Don Juan's crib for VR 581 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,920 Where are we just reading the descriptions of every video 582 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,920 That every topic 583 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,920 That's what Tyler's doing 584 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,920 Should we really do that? 585 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,920 An economic recession looms over Joe Biden's America 586 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,920 He's almost done 587 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,920 Tyler can't do the dishes and a surprise guest returns to the podcast 588 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,920 I was not expecting that 589 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,920 That was crazy 590 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920 Who was the special guest? 591 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,920 That was Noon from VRChat 592 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920 Oh right 593 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,920 They start off the episode, Lily is going 594 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,920 Dude, this fucking podcast sucks 595 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,920 Why does anybody even fucking listen to it? 596 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,920 Yeah, so bros helping bros 597 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,920 I bet you it's the fucking AI that just listens to it 598 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920 And then they're like 599 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,920 This ain't even worth trying to sell ad space to 600 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,920 Like, no, next 601 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,920 Yeah, so bros helping bros 602 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920 I think is actually a pretty good thing because 603 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920 You know 604 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,920 Guys have a pretty difficult life as it is right now 605 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,920 You know, the world's a pretty dark and dangerous and not nice place 606 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,920 I feel like it's become more so that way the last five, ten years 607 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:19,920 Yeah, but and the male downward spiral of fucking just darkness is fucking really bad, you know 608 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,920 The male? 609 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,920 Specifically males because 610 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,920 I think it's kind of everybody, man 611 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,920 But we're getting the bros helping bros 612 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,920 It's like we have specific problems that we just we can't go to women with, you know 613 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,920 And we gotta help each other out 614 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,920 We gotta lift each other up, bro 615 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920 You know, bro? 616 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,920 Yeah 617 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,920 We gotta instead of fucking tearing 618 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,920 We gotta stop tearing each other down 619 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,920 We gotta stop calling each other pussies even though Ali Mac is a pussy sometimes 620 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920 We gotta fucking 621 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,920 Whatever you fucking 622 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,920 Nah, I'll get fucking bleeped 623 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,920 I can't say that word 624 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,920 Yeah, whatever you pussy 625 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,920 Oh my fucking AIDS blanket 626 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,920 AIDS blankets 627 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,920 AIDS blankets 628 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,920 We should start giving them to the fucking refugees 629 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,920 See what happens 630 00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,920 AIDS blankets? 631 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,920 Instead of cold like syphilis blankets and shit 632 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920 Get some shit 633 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,920 Dude 634 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,920 Ah shit 635 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,920 We need to reopen Alcatraz 636 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,920 Alcatraz is pretty sick, bro 637 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:10,920 That's what I'm saying 638 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,920 It's fucking horny 639 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,920 There's nothing so cool as being like 640 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,920 Oh, we got the biggest and the baddest guys all stuck in one prison 641 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920 I mean we do 642 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,920 It's like some fucking Batman shit right there 643 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,920 It's Arkham Asylum 644 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,920 It's fucking Arkham Asylum, bro 645 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,920 So 646 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,920 So they can never get out and we got them on taxi evasion 647 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,920 Thank you Al Capone 648 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,920 Al Capone 649 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,920 I love how that's the only thing they can make land because of how many people he had in his pocket 650 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,920 It's fucking tax evasion 651 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,920 Elliot and S got him 652 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,920 Yep 653 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,920 And they couldn't charge him with anything but they knew he did it 654 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,920 So instead of sending him to some minimum 655 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,920 They sent him to life in prison for tax evasion 656 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920 Then he died of syphilis 657 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,920 Well how many people died because of Al Capone? 658 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,920 It's gotta be a fucking shitload 659 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920 St. Valentine's Day massacre 660 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920 Yep 661 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,920 Yep 662 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,920 So we got a couple of segments to get to you today 663 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,920 Are we gonna play the controversial game again? 664 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920 The controversial game 665 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Maybe if I get some pictures on the break 666 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920 But 667 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,920 Have you seen the controversial game yet? 668 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,920 No I have not 669 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,920 I've been very busy in my absence 670 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,920 Oh boy the controversial game 671 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,920 Controversial game 672 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,920 I feel like Ali-Vac needs a segment 673 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,920 Like we all have our own segment 674 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,920 What's my segment? 675 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920 Schizophrenic movie review 676 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920 Alright 677 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,920 And Dan's got his fucking prank calls right? 678 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,920 Yeah and you have Jeopardy 679 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,920 The fucking game show 680 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920 I feel like that's all of us though 681 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,920 That's shared 682 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,920 I feel like you put in the bulk of the work for that though 683 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,920 So by the way the controversial game is 684 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920 Tomboy or Tranny? 685 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920 Oh 686 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,920 Interesting 687 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,920 I guess I could uh 688 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,920 I could pull up the first five photos 689 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,920 Actually you know what let's take a quick break 690 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920 Yeah let's take a quick break 691 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,920 And we'll come back 692 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920 Okay 693 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,920 Tomboy or 694 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,920 Be back on Untitled Podcast 695 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,920 Do you want to murder babies? 696 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,920 Well you've come to the right place 697 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,920 Welcome back to the Untitled Podcast 698 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,920 We're fucking back baby 699 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,920 How can you say something so controversial 700 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,920 Yet so true? 701 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,920 You know who's here though with us in spirit? 702 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920 Who? 703 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920 Mike Arizzioti 704 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,920 That would be from the uh 705 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,920 1980? 706 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,920 Yes the 1980 that's correct 707 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,920 The 1980 Olympic hockey team? 708 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,920 Oh my god what? 709 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,920 It was the 43? 710 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,920 Yes 711 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,920 Oh yeah 712 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,920 They won 43 against the 713 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,920 It's such a stupid fucking joke 714 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,920 Who was playing them? 715 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,920 The Soviets actually 716 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,920 How did you guys start doing this stupid fucking joke 717 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,920 About the stupid fucking Lake Placid team? 718 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,920 It was actually me and Muff that started it 719 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,920 And then it just kinda went 720 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,920 Spiraled 721 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,920 Yeah it spiraled 722 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,920 Because me and Muff had to go to Lake Placid to drop off a patient 723 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,920 And when we were on the way back 724 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,920 We stopped in front of the Lake Placid Olympic Center 725 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:31,920 And we took a picture 726 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,920 And I just wrote four to three on the thing real ones no 727 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,920 And then since then Mike Arizzioti's been in my soul 728 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:46,920 You know how Dan says Don Juan like a piece of his soul is in him? 729 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,920 Mike Arizzioti's piece of his soul is in me now 730 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,920 And then I actually 731 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,920 I took my girl up to Lake Placid 732 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920 That's hard 733 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,920 That could be like some metal lyrics 734 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,920 I get Mike Arizzioti in my blood 735 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,920 And me and my girlfriend went up to Lake Placid 736 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,920 And we did a vacation up there 737 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,920 And I skated on the same ice that we beat the Russians in 1980 738 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,920 Oh man it is great 739 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,920 I also got a picture of me with the net that they use during the Olympics 740 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,920 I did a fucking delay 741 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,920 God 742 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,920 And we're back 743 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:32,920 Alright well what I was gonna say was that I went there for our fucking firematic race team 744 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:37,920 The one year and it just started downpouring so we had to like delay it for a little while 745 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,920 So me and my buddy walked up a fucking hill like to the stadium 746 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,920 I mean yeah to the stadium like two miles away 747 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,920 And they called us and they're like hey your event is in ten minutes 748 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,920 They just called the delay off 749 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,920 I've never sprinted so fast and so long in my entire life 750 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,920 Because like if I didn't show up that would have been one of the most embarrassing things in my life 751 00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,920 Where were we? 752 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,920 Lake Placid 753 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,920 You know where the 1980 game against the Soviets occurred 754 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,920 Yeah what was the score? 755 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,920 It was four to three in overtime 756 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920 No not in overtime 757 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,920 Almost overtime 758 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,920 Almost overtime 759 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,920 The game winning goal happened in the last two minutes 760 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,920 Yep 761 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,920 Alright we're gonna get to a little game I like to call Girl vs. Journey 762 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,920 Alright 763 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,920 Here we go we got our contestants today 764 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,920 Ali back first time on the show 765 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,920 I'm so glad to be here Casey 766 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,920 This is gonna be fantastic 767 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920 Tyler's returning champion 768 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:40,920 Alright you gotta tell me 769 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,920 Did Tyler win? 770 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920 I haven't lost one 771 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,920 You gotta tell me if the person you're seeing 772 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:46,920 I'm the straightest one here 773 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,920 If the person that you're seeing in the picture is a male or female 774 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,920 Alright this has to be really good 775 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,920 It sounds easy but it's 2023 776 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,920 Alright Ali back first one Girl vs. Journey 777 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,920 Oh shit 778 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,920 Most politically incorrect game of all time 779 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,920 Oh fuck 780 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,920 I didn't think this shit was gonna be this tough 781 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,920 You can't zoom in shit Ali back 782 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,920 Oh you can't? 783 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,920 He's like oh my lord 784 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,920 I'm gonna go for Tranny 785 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,920 We got some stuff 786 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,920 We got some stuff 787 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920 You gotta hand it over here so I can get it too 788 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,920 Oh shit 789 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,920 He's saying Tranny 790 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,920 Tyler says Tranny too 791 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,920 They both say Tranny 792 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,920 Okay that's correct 793 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,920 Wow this game's tough 794 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,920 Yeah you thought it would be easy 795 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,920 Holy shit 796 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,920 Oh fuck 797 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,920 I'm gonna have to guess 798 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,920 I'm gonna have to guess a girl 799 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,920 I don't think a dude can have hips like that 800 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,920 We got a big old ass in that one 801 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,920 That's oh my god 802 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,920 I'm gonna go with a girl on that one 803 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,920 But dude the haircut 804 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,920 The face 805 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,920 It makes it tough man 806 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,920 Oh shit 807 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,920 Yeah like you said the hips 808 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,920 Yeah 809 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,920 I think that's it 810 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,920 I think that is it 811 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,920 That's what's selling me 812 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,920 They're going with girl 813 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,920 Oh neck and neck 814 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,920 Wow 815 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,920 Wait you gotta ask him next time 816 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,920 You gotta ask him first 817 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,920 You gotta alternate who goes first 818 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,920 Next one 819 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,920 Next one 820 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,920 Because otherwise if someone's winning they can just tie it 821 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,920 Like if he were to start winning he could just be like 822 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,920 Fuck yeah 823 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,920 A woman too 824 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,920 I say that's a girl 825 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,920 Alright 826 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,920 Tyler says that's a girl 827 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,920 I don't know 828 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,920 Can you see any genitalia Ali Mac? 829 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,920 No 830 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,920 No genitalia? 831 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,920 Tell us what you're seeing in this picture 832 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,920 I see 833 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,920 I see a large busted them 834 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,920 Them? 835 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,920 With their hand down their pants 836 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,920 Quite frankly 837 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,920 It's tough to tell what's going on in there 838 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,920 What are you talking about? 839 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,920 What's going on in there? 840 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:47,920 What does Tyler say? 841 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,920 I say it's a girl 842 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,920 I'm gonna have to agree 843 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,920 Because the way the nipples are 844 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,920 Yeah those look like I don't know 845 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,920 I don't know though 846 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,920 Alright 847 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,920 They both say it's a girl 848 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,920 Yeah that's correct 849 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,920 That was a close one 850 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920 Alright so now it's me first 851 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:17,920 What are we seeing here Ali Mac? 852 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,920 Well I see a penis 853 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,920 Ali Mac sees a penis 854 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,920 Is it? 855 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,920 I can't tell 856 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,920 Is that some sort of toy they fucking jammed in there? 857 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,920 I don't know 858 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,920 It's a hard one 859 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,920 I just can't tell if you're fucking with me or not 860 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,920 In this picture 861 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,920 I mean I can clearly see what I think to be a penis 862 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,920 Like this should be a clear answer 863 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,920 But I feel like you could throw this one in as a fucking trick question 864 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,920 What's the one that you... 865 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,920 That you uh... 866 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920 Fuck 867 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,920 If I get fucked over on this considering I can see a penis with my... 868 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,920 My bare eyes 869 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,920 If you tell me that this is a fucking woman I am going to be upset 870 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,920 Because that is just too leading 871 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,920 Like Tyler there's a penis there 872 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,920 It's clearly visible man 873 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,920 Between the legs you can see the tip of a penis 874 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,920 What does Ali Mac say? 875 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,920 What does Ali Mac say? 876 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,920 It's not her skin tone 877 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,920 It's not it looks like it's fucking photoshopped 878 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,920 Which is why this question is pissing me off 879 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,920 We can't have added penises 880 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920 What do you say? 881 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,920 Because now I need to guess whether or not the penis is real or fake 882 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,920 I already got enough shit to analyze 883 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,920 He already did he already said tranny and I said woman let's see what it is 884 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,920 Alright right answer is woman 885 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,920 With a dildo 886 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,920 That's fucked up 887 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,920 That's fucked up 888 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920 Tyler wins 889 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,920 3 to 2 Tyler 890 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,920 Next one 891 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,920 See but now he can agree with me on everything 892 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,920 Oh fuck that's kind of difficult 893 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,920 But I think that's a... 894 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,920 I think that's a man on one of them 895 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,920 Well you better fucking shape up Ali Mac and get the right answers bro 896 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,920 Yeah I think that's a man on hormones 897 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,920 Will you tell me which one was the picture that you like? 898 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,920 Did you see the fucking subreddit? 899 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,920 Dude you don't even have... 900 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,920 Dude that is absolutely a tranny 901 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920 Yeah 902 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 This one is... 903 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,920 I don't even have to fucking believe that one bro 904 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,920 There's no way that's a woman 905 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920 That's true 906 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,920 Yeah that's a dude on hormones 907 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,920 That is so easy to tell 908 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,920 Holy shit 909 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,920 Will you tell me the one that you were like... 910 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,920 Bro did you see this one? 911 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,920 This one's top 912 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920 What? Oh yeah 913 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,920 I feel like I should just go with my gut reaction 914 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,920 I'm gonna say woman 915 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,920 No no no 916 00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,920 You haven't done that one yet? 917 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,920 Done what one? 918 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,920 The one where you're like bro did you see this one? 919 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,920 I sent that to chat a while ago 920 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,920 Oh you did? 921 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,920 Yeah 922 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,920 Which one was it? 923 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,920 I don't know 924 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,920 I think that's a baby 925 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,920 No 926 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,920 What did you say? 927 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,920 I thought it was a check 928 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,920 Alright 929 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,920 It's 4 and 3 Tyler 930 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,920 Uhhh 931 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,920 That's tough 932 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,920 They got like the man shoulders? 933 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,920 I'm gonna go man 934 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,920 Or Tran 935 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,920 Tyler says Tran 936 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920 That's right 937 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,920 WHAT? 938 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,920 How does that thing have a dick? 939 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,920 Yes 940 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,920 Are you fucking kidding me? 941 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,920 Who's verifying these? 942 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,920 It's 5, 3, Tyler 943 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,920 I fucking hate this game 944 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,920 Uhhh 945 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,920 I'm back 946 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,920 That's kinda hard actually 947 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,920 Hahaha 948 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,920 There's no way you get this good of a score unless you're looking at Tranny's 949 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,920 Alright let me just say that 950 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,920 Cause I'm not 951 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,920 Hahaha 952 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,920 I don't see a whole lot of stuff with Tranny's in it 953 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,920 So I don't know what I'm looking for here man 954 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,920 But you seem to have this game on lock 955 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,920 I think that's an ugly chick 956 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,920 Hahaha 957 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,920 Okay 958 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,920 I think that's an ugly chick 959 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,920 Tyler says it's a chick 960 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920 Yeah 961 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,920 No I gotta agree with him 962 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,920 Haha dude that's a yeah absolutely 963 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,920 They say it's a chick 964 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,920 WHAT? 965 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920 What the hell bro? 966 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,920 Bro let me show you this off 967 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,920 Where's the fucking original picture on this shit? 968 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,920 Is that the one you were talking about? 969 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,920 What? 970 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,920 Is that the one you were talking about? 971 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,920 Oh yeah 972 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,920 Hahaha 973 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,920 Let me see this 974 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,920 What the fuck? 975 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,920 Hahaha 976 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920 Bro 977 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,920 I don't like this fucking show 978 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,920 Take a look at the dick 979 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,920 Dude you could get legitimately 980 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,920 I see how people get trapped now 981 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,920 Hahaha 982 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,920 I thought as 983 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,920 Cause every time somebody said that I'm like really? 984 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,920 There was no indicators yet 985 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,920 I just thought it was a real ugly chick 986 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,920 Last one this one's worth a thousand points 987 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,920 I did too 988 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,920 This one's worth one thousand points for the last one 989 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,920 Alright 990 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,920 Although it's 5-3 Tyler 991 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,920 Hahaha 992 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:43,920 Ah shit I think that's a chick 993 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,920 I think that's a chick but I 994 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,920 I don't even know bro 995 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,920 I can flip a coin for all these 996 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,920 These are 997 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920 That's nuts 998 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,920 Casey would you mind if I get that baby 999 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,920 The way that the abdominals are I think that's a one 1000 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,920 Like just 1001 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,920 Yeah it's just looks like that body shape 1002 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,920 The body shape the way the arms are 1003 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,920 The tattoo that's a fucking definitely a chick tattoo 1004 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,920 I think that's a chick 1005 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,920 I never thought of that 1006 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,920 The fucking tattoos yeah I could 1007 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,920 Alright they say it's a chick for a thousand points 1008 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,920 That's right 1009 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,920 Hahaha that was a trap 1010 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,920 Tyler wins 1011 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,920 Tyler wins one thousand and five to one thousand and three 1012 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,920 Hahaha 1013 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,920 Congrats Tyler 1014 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,920 Tyler wins 1015 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,920 Bro that show's hard 1016 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,920 There ain't no way you do that good on that 1017 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,920 Without knowing what a trainee looks like Tyler 1018 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,920 No I just know what Tyler's look like 1019 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,920 It's 2023 you can't tell anymore 1020 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,920 Like Dan was saying it's getting 1021 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,920 Dangerous out there 1022 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920 Dude I'm glad I'm out of 1023 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,920 The dating sphere cause if I had that to 1024 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,920 Worry about 1025 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,920 God damn I'd be worried every chick I 1026 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,920 Fucking met I'd be like 1027 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,920 God I hope they don't have a fucking dick 1028 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,920 The most politically incorrect game show of all time 1029 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,920 Hahaha 1030 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,920 They're fucking cancelled 1031 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920 I mean we're not saying anything bad 1032 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,920 About either we're just taking pot shots 1033 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,920 You can't say tranny though is the thing 1034 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,920 You can't say tranny anymore 1035 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,920 That's definitely a slur 1036 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,920 I don't agree with it 1037 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,920 I think that you should be able to fucking 1038 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,920 I think everybody just needs to grow a little bit thicker skin 1039 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,920 But 1040 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,920 That was a pretty controversial 1041 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,920 Take on it 1042 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,920 You can't yeah you can't say 1043 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,920 You might need to beep that one out 1044 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920 Well we said it a thousand times 1045 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,920 You're gonna have to beep 1046 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,920 The name of the show is a fucking 1047 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,920 Social 1048 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,920 It's a social slur 1049 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,920 It's a social experiment the show is a social 1050 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,920 Because that's what 1051 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,920 Me and dad originally got into right 1052 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,920 It was fucking prank calling people 1053 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,920 It's just a 1054 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,920 Social experiment bro 1055 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,920 Hahaha 1056 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,920 Ah you guys are such dickheads 1057 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,920 Is he coming? 1058 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,920 No 1059 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,920 Damn 1060 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,920 Here's the picture 1061 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,920 And here's the video actually 1062 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,920 This is the woman right? 1063 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,920 That's it yep 1064 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,920 That's on the tomboy reddit right? 1065 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,920 That you follow 1066 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,920 Yeah bro you fucking scouting these 1067 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,920 I'm not scouting these 1068 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,920 Absolutely 1069 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,920 Tyler seemed I mean Casey seemed to be concerned that you were 1070 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,920 Prior to the game even starting 1071 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,920 That tipped me off a little bit 1072 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,920 Well cause last time he was like oh yeah 1073 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,920 By the way I knew all the answers cause I was on tomboy reddit earlier 1074 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,920 Bro you're already looking at this shit 1075 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,920 You fucking know 1076 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,920 This is we need a new game Tyler's 1077 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,920 Cheating 1078 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,920 Tyler's cheating 1079 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920 Tyler's cheating 1080 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,920 That guy or girl 1081 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,920 That's a dude 1082 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,920 Look at the fucking abs bro 1083 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,920 That is not 1084 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,920 A dude 1085 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,920 What the fuck 1086 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,920 The fuck 1087 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,920 Yeah 1088 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,920 It's crazy bro 1089 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,920 That one definitely 1090 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,920 That looks like a guy 1091 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,920 You do realize that for the past 40 minutes 1092 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,920 The listeners have had 1093 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,920 No context 1094 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,920 To what we have done 1095 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,920 They didn't see that 1096 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,920 This would be the most boring fucking 1097 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,920 Thing to listen to 1098 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,920 The fucking voice of reason on the podcast 1099 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,920 Jesus Christ 1100 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920 I'm just saying dude 1101 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,920 Just imagine being a listener to this 1102 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,920 You have no idea what we are 1103 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,920 Talking about 1104 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,920 I usually tell you guys to fuck off if you don't like you 1105 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,920 If you don't like us 1106 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,920 Sorry I'm drunk 1107 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,920 Yeah but you gotta describe what we're seeing 1108 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,920 Yeah and we do 1109 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,920 We'll put the link in the description 1110 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,920 Daisy nobody wants 1111 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,920 A fucking show and tell 1112 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,920 With a podcast 1113 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,920 If I'm listening to a goddamn podcast 1114 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,920 I don't wanna be fucking flipping through like 1115 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,920 What pictures are you looking at 1116 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,920 No get that shit the fuck out of here 1117 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,920 Get into the fucking podcast and see what's happening 1118 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,920 Jesus Christ 1119 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,920 Oh my god Ali back 1120 00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,920 Crashing it Jesus 1121 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,920 There's no production value here 1122 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,920 We need to step our fucking game up here 1123 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,920 Ali back you wanna step your game up 1124 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,920 Don't you dare 1125 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,920 Tell me to show up 1126 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,920 I said you wanna step your game up 1127 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,920 I have no idea 1128 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,920 That's a dude 1129 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,920 That's gotta be a dude right 1130 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,920 Let me see 1131 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,920 This one like shocked me 1132 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,920 Bro 1133 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,920 Fuck me dude 1134 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,920 No that's a woman 1135 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,920 No fuck me that's a woman 1136 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,920 Yeah I was right it was a woman 1137 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,920 Dude you said you left off on mail 1138 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,920 I did a double take okay 1139 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,920 Are you fucking mad or no 1140 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,920 It's really not that hard to tell 1141 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,920 Are you fucking mad 1142 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,920 It's fucking damn hard bro 1143 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,920 I respect the effort 1144 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,920 Ali back you wanna step up your game 1145 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,920 I got something I got a game for ya 1146 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,920 Oh god 1147 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,920 Welcome back 1148 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,920 I'm back 1149 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,920 Ali back 1150 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,920 You're back on the show my friend 1151 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,920 You just cut the laptop audio there 1152 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,920 The production quality 1153 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,920 It's in the shitter 1154 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,920 And I do nothing to help it 1155 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,920 So Ali back it's been a while 1156 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,920 Since you've been on the show 1157 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,920 You're eating some ghost peppers today right 1158 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,920 Maybe I might 1159 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,920 Oh shit you might eat some ghost peppers 1160 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,920 Would you 1161 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,920 No 1162 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,920 No 1163 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,920 Ali back I want you to try your hardest today 1164 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,920 I'm gonna try my hardest 1165 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,920 I want you to try your fucking hardest 1166 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,920 Oh shit this is millionaire 1167 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,920 Not jeopardy 1168 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,920 Oh fuck me and the asshole 1169 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,920 Ali back you got four lifelines 1170 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,920 You got fifty fifty 1171 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,920 Can I grab my headphones 1172 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,920 Go ahead what about those headphones 1173 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,920 No my earbuds for gin are done charred 1174 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,920 I'm gonna touch your nipple 1175 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,920 What do you need your earbuds for 1176 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,920 I'm going to the gym after this pre-talk 1177 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,920 Why do you need them in here though 1178 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,920 Oh my god 1179 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,920 What the fuck are you talking about 1180 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,920 I have no idea 1181 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,920 Alright you got 50 50 1182 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,920 Phone a friend 1183 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,920 Ask the audience 1184 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,920 And you got a double dip 1185 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,920 Don Juan's not available 1186 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,920 You can call Don Juan and your phone a friend 1187 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,920 I'm sure when Dan answers the phone 1188 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,920 He'll answer like Don Juan anyway 1189 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,920 Yeah he probably would 1190 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,920 Alright let's go 1191 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,920 Don't you touch me 1192 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,920 Solid B 1193 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,920 If you're asking me questions this episode 1194 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,920 That you've already asked me it's gonna piss me off 1195 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,920 What is on Mount Rushmore 1196 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,920 I would get it wrong 1197 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920 Still I would get it wrong 1198 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,920 For a hundred dollars who was John McCain's 1199 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,920 Running mate in the 2008 election 1200 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,920 A Joe Biden B Mitt Romney 1201 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,920 C Sarah Palin D Newt 1202 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,920 Newt Gingrich 1203 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,920 Is it McCain 1204 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,920 Give me the options it was the fucking chick 1205 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,920 Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, 1206 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,920 Sarah Palin 1207 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,920 It's Palin 1208 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,920 Final answer 1209 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,920 Have you ever seen Nail and Palin 1210 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,920 Is that a horn 1211 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,920 Oh my god 1212 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,920 Hold on you gotta see this 1213 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,920 Oh my lord 1214 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,920 Fucking Sarah Palin 1215 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,920 She looks like a fucking witch bro 1216 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,920 Two hundred dollars 1217 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,920 How many ghosts chase 1218 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,920 Pacman at the start of each game 1219 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,920 A1 B2 C3 1220 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920 D4 1221 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,920 At the start of the game 1222 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,920 You mean by the end of the level 1223 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,920 Because I mean they come out one by one 1224 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,920 No like how many ghosts are there 1225 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,920 There's four 1226 00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,920 Final answer 1227 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,920 Yes 1228 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,920 It's a witch 1229 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,920 That's not the answer 1230 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,920 It's fucking 1231 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,920 Yeah because you got fucking Blinky 1232 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,920 The rest of the 1233 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,920 I remember I used Blinky 1234 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,920 Pinky 1235 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,920 The only reason I know that is because my parents 1236 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,920 Took me to this pub when I was a kid all the time 1237 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,920 So my dad could get drunk 1238 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,920 It was his boys night but he brought me and my brother 1239 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,920 Because the pizza was good 1240 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,920 Made a Pacman machine and we just fucking look at the 1241 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,920 Startup sequence a million times 1242 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,920 Nice nice 1243 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,920 Alright let's go 1244 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,920 300 dollars what scientist discovered 1245 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,920 The earth revolved around the sun 1246 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,920 Galileo 1247 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,920 A Galileo B Copernicus 1248 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,920 Is it a heliocentric 1249 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,920 C Newton D Helios 1250 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,920 Uhhhh 1251 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,920 It's called a heliocentric 1252 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,920 Model man 1253 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,920 Alright I'll go with helios 1254 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,920 I guess 1255 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,920 It's not 1256 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,920 What 1257 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,920 Are you trying to get me to change my answer 1258 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920 Or not I'm confused 1259 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,920 Saying it's the heli- 1260 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,920 So the answer is helio 1261 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,920 Why are you telling me this 1262 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,920 Because you're like 1263 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,920 It's a heliocentric 1264 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,920 It's a heliocentric 1265 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,920 Alright I'm just gonna go with Galileo 1266 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,920 Final answer 1267 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,920 I mean it's probably wrong 1268 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,920 Final answer 1269 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,920 Galileo is wrong 1270 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,920 I was Copernicus 1271 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,920 Oh fuck 1272 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,920 Why did you fucking 1273 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,920 Alright early in the game of the mac 1274 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,920 Hit that red line 1275 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,920 Get that red line in your body bro 1276 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,920 Did it get a red line in your body 1277 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,920 This is Tyler's color commentary here 1278 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,920 Brought to you by 1279 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,920 Atomic Rhino Redline 1280 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,920 You either get Rhinoed or you get pegged 1281 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,920 It's a powerful spelling salt that we've come in contact to so far 1282 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,920 Thank god I have mercy on my soul 1283 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,920 Oh my god I'm coming 1284 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,920 Okay 1285 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,920 So when's the next 1286 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,920 Do you like savings time 1287 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,920 November 1288 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,920 Do we lose an hour then or do we gain an hour 1289 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,920 Fall back bro 1290 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,920 Fall back so do we lose an hour 1291 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,920 No sleep 1292 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,920 No 1293 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,920 Yeah we lose an hour 1294 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,920 $500 which planet 1295 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,920 Has the most moons 1296 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,920 A Jupiter 1297 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,920 A Jupiter 1298 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,920 B Neptune C Saturn D Uranus 1299 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,920 Oh shit I'm thinking Jupiter 1300 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,920 Saturn 1301 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,920 Jupiter shit 1302 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,920 I don't fucking know what's 1303 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,920 That about that 1304 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,920 Tyler I'm just tuning you out 1305 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,920 Cause you let me down a road that wasn't even 1306 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,920 Correct last time 1307 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,920 What's the deal with Jupiter 1308 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,920 I don't know what Jupiter is 1309 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,920 Don Juan 1310 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,920 Alright so Tyler 1311 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,920 Because he's on steroids is just answering 1312 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,920 Questions now 1313 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,920 He's just answering questions 1314 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920 too 1315 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,920 Steroids 1316 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,920 I'm gonna have to go with Jupiter 1317 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,920 Final answer 1318 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,920 Bro every time you say that I already know 1319 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,920 I'm wrong 1320 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,920 Are you gonna make me 1321 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,920 Change my answer to Saturn here 1322 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,920 Fuck it we're gonna go with Saturn 1323 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,920 Final answer 1324 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,920 Fuck you 1325 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,920 I'm gonna go for Saturn and I'm gonna be pissed off 1326 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,920 If it's not 1327 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,920 If you tell me it's Jupiter because you made me change it there 1328 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,920 I could be hyper analyzing this encounter 1329 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,920 But I will blame it on you 1330 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,920 Okay 1331 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,920 He says Saturn 1332 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,920 Boom 1333 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,920 I said in the beginning 1334 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,920 In the question it's either Saturn or Jupiter 1335 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,920 I know it was water fuc- 1336 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,920 You got it 1337 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,920 $1000 which artist has the most 1338 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,920 Games on Spotify 1339 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,920 Kanye West 1340 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,920 A Drake B Taylor Swift C The Weeknd 1341 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,920 D Ed Sheeran 1342 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,920 Ah it's either T Swift or Sheeran 1343 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,920 For sure 1344 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,920 It's gotta be 1345 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,920 Oh my god 1346 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,920 Give me the 50-50 on this one 1347 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,920 50-50 1348 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,920 Alright 1349 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,920 I'm gonna take away 1350 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,920 The Weeknd and Ed Sheeran 1351 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,920 It's gotta be T Swift 1352 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,920 I'm gonna go for it 1353 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,920 It's gotta be Taylor Swift 1354 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,920 It has most definitely 1355 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,920 To be Taylor Swift 1356 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,920 Final answer 1357 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,920 There's too many fucking errands from our previous employer 1358 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,920 There's so many 1359 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,920 Dude every chick I talk to 1360 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,920 Is obsessed with fucking 1361 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,920 Taylor Swift 1362 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,920 Including my girlfriend 1363 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,920 It's the most irritating fucking thing 1364 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,920 Oh you like Taylor Swift? Yeah I do 1365 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,920 It's like shut the fuck up 1366 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,920 It's like Pumping Spice Latte 1367 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,920 She's like the Beatles fucking women 1368 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,920 I fucking hate John Lennon 1369 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,920 Fuck John Lennon 1370 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,920 Fuck John Lennon 1371 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,920 Can you agree that John was a good person 1372 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,920 Before Yoko though? No 1373 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,920 Whoa 1374 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,920 That's controversial 1375 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,920 I disagree with that 1376 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,920 Yoko comes into the picture yeah fucking throw him off a bridge 1377 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,920 Before and after Yoko 1378 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,920 Fuck him 1379 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,920 But Paul's good I like Paul 1380 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920 Final answer 1381 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,920 With Michael Jackson 1382 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,920 Paul McGartney's great 1383 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,920 He did that song with Michael Jackson 1384 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,920 He says Taylor Swift 1385 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,920 Final answer 1386 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,920 No 1387 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,920 It's fucking Drake bro 1388 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,920 That fucking little Canadian fucking fuck 1389 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,920 Oh my god 1390 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,920 You're getting close to saying this later there 1391 00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,920 He's a certified lover boy 1392 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,920 Fucking god 1393 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,920 Paul Valleyback 1394 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,920 Say say 1395 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,920 Say what you love 1396 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,920 His ass is fucking horrible 1397 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,920 His ass is grass 1398 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,920 He also got shot in Degrassi 1399 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,920 Remember Degrassi 1400 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,920 Dude my fucking favorite shirt 1401 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,920 Was a fucking five dollar shirt of Drake 1402 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,920 In a wheelchair that said Degrassi 1403 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,920 It was in black and white 1404 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,920 I got a fucking 1405 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,920 Peter Harris clothing 1406 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,920 It was like a discount clothing store 1407 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,920 It was my favorite shirt I ever had 1408 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,920 OHHHH 1409 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,920 OHHHH 1410 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,920 It hurt 1411 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,920 Yeah fucking dead 1412 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,920 God this light 1413 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,920 It's the only thing keeping me in this game here 1414 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,920 It's getting serious 1415 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,920 Are you done? 1416 00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,920 I guess we're just damned with the fucking uh 1417 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,920 We're taking a brief intermission 1418 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,920 For the Paul 1419 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,920 Oh 1420 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,920 Alright well I need a drink more anyways 1421 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,920 We're gonna listen to 1422 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,920 We're gonna be here listening to music 1423 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,920 On the Tyler's phone 1424 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,920 Hope the listeners like this segment 1425 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,920 I know it's riveting 1426 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,920 Alright Tyler cut it 1427 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,920 Tyler 1428 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,920 Tyler 1429 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,920 Jesus fuck 1430 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,920 I'm gonna rip a fucking chair over my head 1431 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,920 Going for two thousand dollars 1432 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,920 The Chernobyl nuclear plant 1433 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,920 Is located in the former Soviet country 1434 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,920 Of A Russia 1435 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,920 Ukraine 1436 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,920 B Latvia C Kazakhstan D Ukraine 1437 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,920 Ukraine 1438 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,920 50,000 people used to live here 1439 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:55,920 And it's called a ghost town 1440 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,920 That's correct 1441 00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,920 Nothing worse than the dogs in Pripyat 1442 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,920 Snow and steady movements 1443 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,920 Try not to move your head 1444 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,920 Oh god 1445 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,920 I can't wait for this one 1446 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,920 How many dots appear on a pair of dice 1447 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,920 A 32 1448 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,920 Oh fuck 1449 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,920 B 38 C 42 1450 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,920 D 48 1451 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,920 Can I get a calculator on this one? 1452 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,920 Don't fucking tell him 1453 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,920 So five 1454 00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,920 Plus six is gonna be eleven 1455 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,920 So we got the first two biggest 1456 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,920 Numbers out of the way there 1457 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,920 So you got eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen 1458 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,920 Fuck I'm too high for this shit 1459 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,920 Why are you oh shit 1460 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,920 Is that the backup? 1461 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,920 Is that wiener in the background? 1462 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,920 Okay I'm gonna have to use my hands 1463 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,920 For this one 1464 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,920 Okay so I got eleven from the top 1465 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,920 Two numbers there 1466 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,920 I got five and six 1467 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,920 So you got eleven 1468 00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,920 Then that's twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen 1469 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,920 Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen 1470 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,920 Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one 1471 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,920 I'm gonna go with twenty-one Casey 1472 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,920 That was not an option 1473 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,920 What? 1474 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,920 A 32 1475 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,920 C 38 1476 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,920 Or uh A 32, B 38 1477 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,920 C 42, D 48 1478 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,920 Wait you said a pair of dice? 1479 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,920 Oh fuck me I forgot what number I said 1480 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,920 God damn it 1481 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,920 Alright eleven 1482 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,920 Twelve 1483 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,920 Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen 1484 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,920 Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen 1485 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,920 Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one 1486 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,920 Forty-two 1487 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,920 Final answer? 1488 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,920 I'm gonna go forty-two 1489 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,920 Where'd you get this guys? 1490 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,920 Um 1491 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,920 What? 1492 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,920 Juice 1493 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,920 This is like what I used to smoke last night 1494 01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,920 I had to use my own retarded math with my fingers 1495 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,920 Like a degenerate 1496 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,920 Cause I'm drunk and high 1497 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,920 God damn 1498 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,920 I'm gonna go with the 1499 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,920 God damn 1500 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,920 Alright, I'm gonna go for 1501 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,920 Eight thousand dollars 1502 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,920 Give me the eight thousand 1503 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,920 What is the capital of Bulgaria? 1504 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,920 A 1505 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,920 Fuck me 1506 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,920 Shit 1507 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,920 A Budapest 1508 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,920 B Sofia, C Vienna 1509 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,920 D Kiev 1510 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,920 Well Kiev is fucking Ukraine 1511 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,920 So 1512 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,920 We can wipe that one 1513 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,920 I wanna say it's Budapest 1514 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,920 What country are we talking about? 1515 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,920 Bulgaria 1516 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,920 Alright so we ruled off Kiev 1517 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,920 What were the other two? It's Budapest and what other two? 1518 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,920 A Budapest, B Sofia 1519 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,920 C Vienna, D Kiev 1520 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,920 Vienna is like 1521 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,920 Italy, not Italy 1522 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,920 It's fucking, it's not there though 1523 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,920 Fuck 1524 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,920 I'm gonna go with Budapest 1525 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:07,920 Fine with that 1526 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,920 Yeah sure why not 1527 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,920 I kinda like the smelling salts anyways 1528 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,920 It's pretty good 1529 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,920 Oh no this is a 1530 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,920 This is a ghost pepper if you're wrong 1531 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,920 What? Why? 1532 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,920 We're not in the fucking 1533 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,920 We're not in the fucking hundred dollar questions anymore Ali Mac 1534 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,920 This is the eight grand bro 1535 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,920 This is fucking nothing 1536 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,920 We ain't that high yet 1537 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,920 Alright what are you saying? Budapest 1538 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,920 Final answer? Well the fuck that you went on this whole fucking 1539 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,920 Rule of Discipline 1540 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,920 Makes me think it's incorrect 1541 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,920 Hold up let me fucking retrack here 1542 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,920 Alright 1543 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,920 You fucking douchebag 1544 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,920 Why do you do this bro? 1545 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,920 If you're gonna make me use a lifeline because you 1546 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,920 Fucking bait me into backing out 1547 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,920 You fucking asshole 1548 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,920 I'm just here to 1549 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,920 Help you Ali Mac 1550 01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,920 No he's not he's here to fuck you 1551 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,920 Yeah I know he's a fucking douchebag 1552 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,920 We're gonna do Budapest 1553 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,920 I'm just trying to help you Ali Mac 1554 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,920 I don't want you to 1555 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,920 That's the point 1556 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,920 I don't know when you're helping me and when you're fucking 1557 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,920 Faking me out you son of a bitch 1558 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,920 Alright final answer 1559 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,920 No 1560 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,920 No 1561 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,920 Damn it 1562 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,920 Damn it 1563 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,920 Alright I'm gonna call Don Juan 1564 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,920 Alright 1565 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,920 No I'm not fucking Budapest 1566 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,920 I'll fucking do the peppers afterwards 1567 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,920 No not 1568 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,920 Peppers smelling salts that's what I meant 1569 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,920 No it's not 1570 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,920 I'm not jumping into the pepper yet bro 1571 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,920 Fuck that shit 1572 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,920 Well final answer 1573 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,920 Just do what you think is best Ali Mac 1574 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,920 I'm gonna do Budapest you fucking 1575 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,920 Asshole 1576 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,920 Yeah why not 1577 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,920 That was a fucking mind trip 1578 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,920 Fuck 1579 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,920 Fuck 1580 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,920 The answer 1581 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,920 Was Sofia 1582 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,920 Fuck Sofia 1583 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,920 I knew it wasn't Vienna 1584 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,920 What is Vienna the capital of 1585 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,920 It's in fucking Austria 1586 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,920 Austria 1587 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,920 Budapest is in Hungary 1588 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,920 Oh 1589 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,920 Oh 1590 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,920 Oh 1591 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,920 Hungary 1592 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,920 Oh fuck 1593 01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,920 Yo they released this fucking mugshot 1594 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,920 Yo 1595 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,920 Yo 1596 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,920 Send me that shit 1597 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,920 That goes hard 1598 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,920 That shit goes hard 1599 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,920 Dude that's gonna be every country 1600 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,920 Album cover 1601 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,920 I'm gonna put Trump and fucking Giuliani side by side for the fucking profile picture 1602 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,920 It's gonna be great 1603 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,920 Oh you know Patrick Mahomes right 1604 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,920 Yeah yeah cheese quarterback 1605 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,920 In the game you have to make a guardian 1606 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,920 In Baldur's Gate 1607 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,920 And then make him Patrick Mahomes 1608 01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,920 Ali Mac 1609 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,920 That's your dude 1610 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,920 But it looks like him doesn't it 1611 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,920 It does it looks just like me 1612 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,920 Fucking the Kermit the frog fucker he is 1613 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,920 Oh my god 1614 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,920 Oh my god 1615 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,920 Oh my god 1616 01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,920 Oh my god 1617 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,920 Wow that sounded incredible on the mic 1618 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,920 That sounded like I actually just 1619 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,920 Screamed at the top of my lungs 1620 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,920 That was during inhalation 1621 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,920 Just so everybody knows I cannot scream that I pitched 1622 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,920 Going for 16 thousand dollars 1623 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,920 Did I send that? 1624 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,920 Mount Everest is located 1625 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,920 On the border of China and 1626 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,920 What other country 1627 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,920 Oh is it Tibet? Oh fuck 1628 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,920 Hey 1629 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,920 Nepal 1630 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:39,920 It's Nepal 1631 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,920 That sounds right 1632 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:43,920 Yeah it's Nepal 1633 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,920 Yeah I'm gonna go final answer 1634 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,920 That's a gut answer 1635 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,920 Last episode I mean last 1636 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,920 Question I was trying to help you 1637 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,920 I know you were 1638 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,920 I don't like it when you're not helping 1639 01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:57,920 I don't want you to 1640 01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,920 Dude this literally looks like he's just like 1641 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,920 Dude he is a bad 1642 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,920 Man 1643 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,920 Alright that's correct 1644 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,920 He's that fucking guy bro 1645 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,920 Now you're going for the last 1646 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,920 Smelling salt question 1647 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:15,920 Because this is 25 thousand dollars 1648 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,920 And then we get into the big leagues 1649 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,920 I'm not eating the peppers 1650 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,920 I'll spit them out I'm not gonna eat them though 1651 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,920 You can spit them out 1652 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:25,920 Which country 1653 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,920 Is Portuguese 1654 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,920 Not the official language 1655 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,920 A Portugal 1656 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,920 B Brazil C Angola 1657 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,920 D Argentina 1658 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,920 Man in twenty two 1659 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,920 Man in twenty two 1660 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,920 C phone a friend 1661 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,920 Doesn't mean a god damn thing 1662 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,920 If you don't have Dan 1663 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,920 Baby Tyler knows 1664 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,920 What was the question 1665 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,920 Which country 1666 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,920 Is Portuguese not the official language 1667 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,920 I'm gonna have to ask the audience 1668 01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,920 A Portugal B Brazil 1669 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,920 Tyler if you don't know 100 percent for certain 1670 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,920 Do not fuck me over here 1671 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,920 A Portugal B Brazil 1672 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,920 C Angola D Argentina 1673 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,920 I know it's not 1674 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,920 Argentina 1675 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,920 Those guys speak Portuguese 1676 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,920 Do they though 1677 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,920 They might speak Spanish 1678 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:19,920 Fuck 1679 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,920 Oh my god 1680 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,920 No they don't 1681 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,920 They might speak French actually 1682 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,920 They might speak English 1683 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,920 Fuck off 1684 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,920 You know Alain O'Mece what does he speak 1685 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,920 Argentinian 1686 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,920 I'm just kidding 1687 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,920 I'm just jotting with you 1688 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,920 We're just having fun here 1689 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,920 Making sure we keep it lighthearted 1690 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,920 Alright 1691 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,920 So Portugal is an option 1692 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,920 I mean they gotta speak Portuguese 1693 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,920 You think 1694 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,920 Yeah 1695 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,920 But dude you make me think it's a fucking 1696 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,920 Trick question when you throw 1697 01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,920 Like that answer is so obvious 1698 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,920 It could be correct 1699 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,920 Other people adopt their language 1700 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,920 I'm just trying to help you out 1701 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,920 I know you're just trying to help me out man 1702 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,920 Alright fuck 1703 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,920 I could have thrown 1704 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,920 You know they speak Portuguese and Mozambique 1705 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,920 I could have thrown that in there 1706 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,920 I don't know what fucking Mozambique 1707 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,920 Means my dude 1708 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,920 Country in Africa 1709 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,920 Dope 1710 01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,920 It's time to go 1711 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,920 What the fuck are you doing 1712 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,920 Alright what were my 1713 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,920 Options here 1714 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,920 Alright A Portugal 1715 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,920 B Brazil 1716 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,920 C Angola 1717 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,920 D Argentina 1718 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,920 I'm not on steroids 1719 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,920 Give me the answers 1720 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,920 One more time I can't hear them 1721 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,920 Portugal, Brazil 1722 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,920 Angola, Argentina 1723 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,920 Is it Brazil 1724 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,920 You know we're in Brazil 1725 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,920 Where's Angola 1726 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,920 Angola that's like South Africa 1727 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,920 Isn't it 1728 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,920 That can't be it 1729 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,920 Well no Africa was colonized 1730 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,920 By Europeans so 1731 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:11,920 Mostly 1732 01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:13,920 You are fucking me so hard 1733 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,920 In a lot of African countries 1734 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,920 Like they speak French, like Spanish 1735 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,920 Like Portuguese 1736 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,920 Alright we're gonna go with Angola then 1737 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,920 No I'm not trying to sway you towards 1738 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,920 Angola 1739 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,920 I mean 1740 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,920 No the question is where do they not speak Portuguese 1741 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,920 A Portugal, B Brazil 1742 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,920 C Angola, D Argentina 1743 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,920 You're trying to tell me that it's fucking Argentina 1744 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,920 I'm not trying to tell you anything 1745 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,920 Oh 1746 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,920 Fuck 1747 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,920 Is Festival 2 becoming a thing 1748 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,920 Yeah I thought we talked about that 1749 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,920 Use the lifeline 1750 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,920 I don't think Tyler knows either 1751 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920 Fuck 1752 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,920 You got a double dip, you got a phone a friend 1753 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,920 Alright 1754 01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:09,920 How do you know what to do the double dip with 1755 01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,920 You got me so torn between the 1756 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,920 So Portugal's out 1757 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,920 They speak Portuguese 1758 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,920 Argentina 1759 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,920 I don't know where the fuck Portugal is 1760 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,920 Is that Central America? 1761 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920 Fuck 1762 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,920 Oh my god 1763 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,920 It's Europe Ali Mack 1764 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,920 It's by Spain 1765 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,920 How many dwarfs do you think you can take with you 1766 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,920 Ali Mack 1767 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,920 Portugal is in Europe 1768 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,920 Don't bro 1769 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,920 I don't know geography 1770 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,920 Bro you keep pointing me at a map 1771 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,920 I don't know where like the US, Canada, Mexico 1772 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,920 And like Ireland are 1773 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,920 You're like most Americans 1774 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,920 I know bro 1775 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,920 Alright so you're gonna use lifeline 1776 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,920 Tyler do you know? What are you doing? 1777 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,920 Ali Mack is stuck on this question 1778 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,920 Dude I'll fucking 1779 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,920 This is the last fucking smelling salt 1780 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,920 question, fuck it we're gonna go with fucking 1781 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:11,920 Wait 1782 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,920 A B what was B 1783 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,920 Let's just go Brazil 1784 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,920 Final answer? Go Brazil 1785 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,920 He says Brazil 1786 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:29,920 Everybody knows that Brazilians 1787 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,920 Speak Portuguese 1788 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,920 Who's everybody? 1789 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,920 You did not fucking 1790 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,920 Know that Tyler 1791 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,920 Get the fuck out of here bro 1792 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,920 They speak Spanish 1793 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,920 Did I say that shit in the very beginning 1794 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,920 Yes 1795 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,920 Oh my god I hate my life 1796 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,920 Are you fucking kidding me 1797 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,920 I don't wanna bother Don Juan yet 1798 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,920 We're not that deep in the game 1799 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,920 Oh I was empty 1800 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,920 Don't worry 1801 01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,920 I'm not scared of that one there chief 1802 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,920 I use a manscaped 1803 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,920 I trim it short but I don't shave it 1804 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,920 Well Tyler asked me if I shaved my 1805 01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,920 Cock and I gave the answer that 1806 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,920 I use the manscaped 1807 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,920 And I trim it short 1808 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,920 But I do not shave it 1809 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,920 50,000 fucking smacks 1810 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,920 Fucking smacks bro 1811 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,920 The Statue of Liberty was a gift 1812 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,920 From what country 1813 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,920 Oh it's France 1814 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,920 A Britain B France C Spain 1815 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,920 D Germany France 1816 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,920 He knows it 1817 01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:51,920 Final answer? Yeah 1818 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,920 Right away 1819 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920 Yeah I'm a 1820 01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,920 Clean shaven below the belt kind of guy 1821 01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,920 What? 1822 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,920 I'm a clean shaven below the belt kind of guy 1823 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,920 I'm a clean shaven below the belt kind of guy 1824 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,920 At uh yeah 1825 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,920 What about you 1826 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,920 It just gets cut off by the music 1827 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,920 We'll talk about that after 1828 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,920 100,000 dollars 1829 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,920 Which country has the highest 1830 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,920 Number of senior citizens over 65 1831 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,920 Oh shit that's how they gotta be China 1832 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,920 Or Japan 1833 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,920 They fucking take care of their elders god damn it 1834 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,920 A United States B France 1835 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,920 C China D Japan 1836 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,920 Of course they're both options 1837 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:41,920 Are you fucking 1838 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,920 Joking me 1839 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,920 Alright I don't want to take too long on this 1840 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,920 Is this a perk happening or is it 1841 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:51,920 How many people above 65 1842 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,920 Which country has the most 1843 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:59,920 Oh it's not the percentage shit 1844 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,920 Oh no it's the percentage 1845 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,920 Yeah I would have to say Japan on that 1846 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,920 No 1847 01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:07,920 How many questions do I have after this 1848 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,920 Three 1849 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,920 I'm just gonna lock it in Japan 1850 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,920 Fine answer 1851 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,920 We're gonna go for Japan 1852 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,920 He's a comeback kid 1853 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,920 No way 1854 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,920 Fuck yeah 1855 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,920 They both respect the shit out of their elders 1856 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,920 But Japan also has a thing where they're not having kids at all 1857 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,920 It's a huge crisis and the majority of people in Japan are over 65 1858 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,920 Yeah exactly 1859 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,920 Voting for 1860 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,920 $250,000 1861 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,920 What does the N 1862 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,920 In DNA stand for 1863 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,920 Oh you fucking piece of shit 1864 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,920 A Nuclear 1865 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,920 D Nucleic 1866 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,920 C Neutral 1867 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,920 D Neutron 1868 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,920 Nucleic 1869 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,920 Fine answer 1870 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,920 Did Tyler know that 1871 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,920 No 1872 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,920 No 1873 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,920 Did Tyler know that 1874 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,920 That's correct 1875 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,920 He got it 1876 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,920 He got it 1877 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,920 I feel like I just gotta trust my gut 1878 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,920 Every time I think too long is when I fuck it up 1879 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:29,920 Alright I'm gonna go for 1880 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,920 $500,000 1881 01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,920 Which university is not in the Ivy League 1882 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,920 A Columbia 1883 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,920 B U Penn 1884 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,920 C Columbia 1885 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,920 B U Penn 1886 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,920 C Brown 1887 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,920 D Cambridge 1888 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,920 Cambridge and Brown are definitely in it 1889 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,920 Tyler sometimes you answer so confidently 1890 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,920 Like that though and you fuck me so hard 1891 01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,920 Fuck me so hard 1892 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,920 So I eliminated 1893 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,920 Cambridge and Brown 1894 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,920 What were the other two 1895 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,920 So which university is not in the Ivy League 1896 01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:17,920 A Columbia 1897 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,920 B U Penn 1898 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,920 C Brown 1899 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,920 D Cambridge 1900 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,920 Alright Tyler I'm gonna trust you on this one 1901 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,920 We're gonna go for 1902 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,920 Ask the audience 1903 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,920 Tyler what do you got for the answer to this question 1904 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,920 We're asking the audience 1905 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,920 It's not U Penn 1906 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,920 It's not the ones that you said 1907 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,920 It's the last one 1908 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,920 It's Cambridge 1909 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:43,920 Tyler please vote on your fucking keypad 1910 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,920 For your fucking answer 1911 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,920 What did he say 1912 01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,920 I don't know 1913 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,920 I don't know 1914 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:53,920 What did he say 1915 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,920 It's not U Penn 1916 01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,920 Okay 1917 01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,920 You think it's Brown 1918 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,920 No there's no way 1919 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,920 You think it's Brown 1920 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,920 You think it's Brown 1921 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,920 Or Cambridge 1922 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,920 There's no 1923 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,920 Fucking way it's Brown 1924 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,920 There's no way 1925 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,920 Man 1926 01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,920 Fuck Brown and Cambridge 1927 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,920 Those are like the two fucking 1928 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,920 God 1929 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,920 Alright fuck it 1930 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,920 Tyler I'm gonna trust you 1931 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,920 Even though I don't necessarily agree with you 1932 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,920 We're gonna go B Brown 1933 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,920 Final answer 1934 01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,920 It's probably wrong but 1935 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,920 WC Brown 1936 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,920 C Brown 1937 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,920 Although you still got a double dip though 1938 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,920 Tyler why do you answer before I even ask you 1939 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,920 Like I never would have even second guessed 1940 01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:49,920 This fucking question man 1941 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,920 Alright we're gonna double dip with A and B 1942 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,920 Alright what's your first answer 1943 01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,920 Fucking give me the answers again 1944 01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,920 A Columbia 1945 01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,920 B U Penn 1946 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,920 C Brown D Cambridge 1947 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,920 It's either Columbia or fucking U Penn 1948 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,920 It's not U Penn 1949 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,920 Just fucking lock it in 1950 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,920 For what 1951 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,920 For the answer 1952 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,920 Just fucking lock it in 1953 01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,920 For what 1954 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,920 Lock in what 1955 01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:19,920 Columbia and U Penn 1956 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,920 It's not U Penn 1957 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,920 Lock in what answer 1958 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,920 What do you mean 1959 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,920 What's the answer 1960 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,920 Not U Penn 1961 01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:31,920 He's so high he can't even answer a single 1962 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:33,920 Wait you're asking me which one 1963 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,920 You can't pick more than one 1964 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,920 I'm double dipping 1965 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,920 What's it matter 1966 01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,920 YAAAAA 1967 01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,920 Oh my god bro 1968 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,920 Okay fuck 1969 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,920 Give me the answers one more time I understand the question 1970 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,920 I just didn't want you to ask me this 1971 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,920 A Columbia B U Penn 1972 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,920 C Brown D D Cambridge 1973 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,920 Alright fucking Columbia 1974 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:57,920 Lock it in 1975 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,920 Wait oh 1976 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,920 It's Brown 1977 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,920 Dude it is not Brown 1978 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,920 Watch it be Brown 1979 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,920 Alright Tyler 1980 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,920 I'll trust ya 1981 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,920 We're gonna go with Brown Casey 1982 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,920 Only Brown 1983 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:25,920 Final answer 1984 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:27,920 I gotta plug mine in 1985 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,920 Nope 1986 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,920 WHY 1987 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:35,920 WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNOW 1988 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,920 The answer was Cambridge because it's not even in America 1989 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,920 You fucking kidding me 1990 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,920 FUCK 1991 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,920 What was the correct answer 1992 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:51,920 Cambridge is not in America 1993 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,920 It's in England 1994 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,920 I'm gonna call 1995 01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,920 That was my first answer 1996 01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,920 Columbia 1997 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,920 Tyler 1998 01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:03,920 Tyler 1999 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,920 Tyler's freaking out 2000 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,920 I fucking knew it wasn't Brown 2001 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,920 Oh no you gotta take a body of a ghost pepper 2002 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,920 I'm not doing that 2003 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,920 That was a fucking ass to audience 2004 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,920 And I got fucked over 2005 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,920 No I'll do the fucking 2006 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,920 Snip smelling salts again 2007 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,920 Fucking hit it 2008 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,920 Lettuce tray my fucking lifeline 2009 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,920 Killed me 2010 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,920 It was me 2011 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,920 Oh he got in my eye 2012 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,920 Fuck 2013 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,920 Oh shit 2014 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,920 Going for a million dollars 2015 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:37,920 There was a vape though 2016 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,920 You got one lifeline left 2017 01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,920 Where's the vape at 2018 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,920 I'm dying over here 2019 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,920 I gotta charge this fucker 2020 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,920 We could do a fucking double break 2021 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,920 Episode here 2022 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,920 Good shit 2023 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,920 One million dollars on the Mac 2024 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,920 Which musician did not die 2025 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,920 At 27 years old 2026 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,920 A Amy Winehouse 2027 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,920 She did 2028 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:03,920 B Jimi Hendrix 2029 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,920 C Kurt Cobain 2030 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,920 D Freddie Mercury 2031 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,920 I'm 95% sure Freddie Mercury did too 2032 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,920 No Freddie Mercury 2033 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,920 Tyler 2034 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,920 Tyler you're not very 2035 01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,920 You're not a very good spectator 2036 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,920 Into the game 2037 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,920 Jesus Christ 2038 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,920 And you 2039 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:25,920 Fuck me over too 2040 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,920 You act like you know this shit and you don't 2041 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,920 And then you shit on me afterwards 2042 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,920 Jesus Christ 2043 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:33,920 Freddie Mercury 2044 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:37,920 Alright we're gonna fucking call Don Juan for this one 2045 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,920 Alright shout out to Don Juan 2046 01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:43,920 Tyler you fucked me over last time 2047 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,920 How can you be sitting there 2048 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,920 Look I get your on steroids 2049 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,920 I'm not on steroids 2050 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,920 Get off of the fucking punching bag Tyler 2051 01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:53,920 Jesus Christ 2052 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,920 Where is Dan Don Juan 2053 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:57,920 Dan Juan 2054 01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,920 I haven't heard from Dan today 2055 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,920 I don't know if he uh 2056 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,920 I think he's busy 2057 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,920 I still don't even have his number 2058 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,920 Call him on Facebook 2059 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,920 That's what I'm doing 2060 01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:17,920 How do I fucking 2061 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,920 I'm going to 2062 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,920 I'm 2063 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,920 I'm going to 2064 01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,920 I'm 2065 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,920 I'm going to 2066 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,920 Home 2067 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,920 Eating steroids is 2068 01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:33,920 Eating steroids is 2069 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,920 Eating steroids is 2070 01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,920 Eating steroids is 2071 01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:39,920 Eating steroids is 2072 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,920 Eating steroids is 2073 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,960 Eating steroids is 2074 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,960 Eating steroids is 2075 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,960 Eating steroids is 2076 01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:54,960 Eating steroids is 2077 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,960 Eating steroids is 2078 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,960 Eating steroids is 2079 01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,960 Eating steroids is 2080 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:02,960 Eating steroids is 2081 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,960 Eating steroids is 2082 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,960 Eating steroids is 2083 01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:16,920 strip club all right call someone else call someone else I'll fucking call you 2084 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:22,600 call your girlfriend I'll call you I'm not bugging her she's done enough 2085 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:43,120 fucking drop me off a lidocaine patch fucking caller oh shit we got okay so we 2086 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:47,760 got you on this we got you on the show okay Don is there something I could is 2087 01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:53,840 there something I can ask you something you can ask me you can ask me about 2088 01:23:53,840 --> 01:24:04,480 Pringles what up Don? Don Alleyback's going for 1 million dollars I'm going for the 2089 01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:09,440 fucking we got we got Casey here I'm going for the 1 million dollar question 2090 01:24:09,440 --> 01:24:21,640 here Don I need some help all right Don which musician did not die at 27 years 2091 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:32,320 old a Amy Winehouse B Jimmy a Amy Winehouse B Jimmy Hendrix C Kurt Cobain 2092 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:37,840 D Freddie Mercury so I'm thinking it's either Jimmy or Freddie but I don't know 2093 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:42,200 which one it is cuz Cobain and Winehouse definitely did die when they 2094 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,200 were 27 2095 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:57,200 I feel like that gay dude I feel like you're old as shit I feel like that dude I feel like AIDS I feel like that shit take a while 2096 01:24:57,200 --> 01:25:16,760 well done you've helped a lot today Don Juan with the fucking help all right we're gonna go we're gonna lock in Don Juan's answer 2097 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:22,640 Freddie Mercury here final answer yeah we're gonna go a final answer all right he 2098 01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:30,640 says Freddie Mercury all right Don that's correct thank you Don Juan you helped me out 2099 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:35,360 fucking a million dollars in this bitch Alleyback a million dollars up in this bitch 2100 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:40,320 thank you Don I will buy you so many Pringles man 2101 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:49,560 all right well all right well thank you Don you have yourself a pleasant night 2102 01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:54,560 thanks Don Juan 2103 01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:05,600 yeah Alleyback narrowly avoiding the fate of the 2104 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:10,640 gross pepper yeah yeah although you pussy that when you 2105 01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:16,280 uh when you didn't eat it that's the last time yeah well I mean I went for it as 2106 01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:26,720 the audience and I got fucking cocked doesn't feel quite fair all right we're 2107 01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:53,000 gonna take a break on Untitled podcast and we will be back here we fucking go 2108 01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:04,760 here we go the headphones are off headphones are off we're back on Untitled 2109 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:11,520 podcast this time with some schizophrenic movie reviews Tyler steps in clocking in 2110 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:19,720 to work we gotta do it Tyler we gotta do it it's Harry Potter and the Half-Plugged Prince 2111 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:35,480 remember the classic one classic one so you know we started off fucking Harry 2112 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:41,080 Harry had that dual Voldemort last movie right so like I'm so not my fucking 2113 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:47,800 uncle died or some shit my grandfather died I fucking serious black died and 2114 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:52,000 everybody's just like oh fuck there he is he's back Voldemort's back we can't 2115 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:57,040 deny that he's back anymore and he's just like but anyway so Harry's sitting 2116 01:27:57,040 --> 01:28:01,320 in this fucking little diner in fucking London right I forgot that he's from 2117 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:06,240 London I forgot that it was yeah and this fucking smoking hot black chick 2118 01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:15,680 comes up like 10 out of 10 no no she's like a 10 out of 10 no no and she's the 2119 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:19,960 waitress and she's like he's like when you get off your cock he's like when you 2120 01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:25,040 get off and and Harry's like oh I'm gonna fuck you after your shift and then 2121 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:32,040 fucking Dumbledore comes out of nowhere like he always fucking does he does he's 2122 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:36,220 like looking out the window oh yeah he just sees like a fucking Dumbledore to 2123 01:28:36,220 --> 01:28:40,400 stand across the street and a bus goes by and he disappears and then he got 2124 01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:44,480 another bus comes by he's like at the fucking front door like and then there's 2125 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:49,040 also two ladies like fuck me there's these two like fucks that are like 2126 01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:52,480 looking emo looking motherfuckers there to sit and have the fucking like diner 2127 01:28:52,480 --> 01:29:00,440 thing and there's like this like look at him and they're like they start fucking 2128 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:06,320 just shooting shit out of me like fuck fuck and double doors like get out stop 2129 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,840 get the fuck out of here I think you might could be confusing this with the 2130 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:14,840 next movie but Dumbledore comes and he's like Harry I gotta I gotta fucking 2131 01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:21,120 cock block you today he's like I want to get my dick sucked Harry's like fuck you 2132 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:38,520 anyway I got some okay anyway so double door takes what Tyler said was typhoid 2133 01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:44,360 fever Dumbledore fucking takes Harry to this old fucking abandoned house 2134 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:48,920 decrepit house the shrieking shack in the fucking dark is it the shrieking shack 2135 01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:54,480 and they're like looking around and it's all like destroyed and they they see a 2136 01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:59,120 chair and it's like oh there you are and like there's like a lot dripping from 2137 01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:02,800 the ceiling and shit it's like real creepy leaking yeah that turns into the 2138 01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:08,120 fucking old dude he's like how you doing I'm a chair it's called slughorn and 2139 01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:14,640 he's the former potions professor at Hogwarts so he's like Harry I need you 2140 01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:19,600 to convince slughorn to trust you like no matter what like this is how we 2141 01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:23,360 defeat Lord Voldemort Harry's like why and double doors like I'll tell you 2142 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:30,280 later and so they go up to slughorn and they're like hey what's up slughorn you 2143 01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:33,560 want to come back and teach at Hogwarts and he's like fuck no I fucking hate 2144 01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:41,040 that place hold on just one second what Donald Trump is six five two hundred 2145 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:47,680 fifteen pounds officially what yeah that's because at the at the police oh 2146 01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:51,320 yeah they booked his fucking they weigh you and they and they give you a height 2147 01:30:51,320 --> 01:31:00,600 so he is six foot five two hundred and fifteen pounds no no he's fucking fat 2148 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:09,160 he's six foot five so I'm saying he needs two hundred fifteen pounds who 2149 01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:15,240 the fuck is operating the scale Jesus Christ they put a bag of cement on it 2150 01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:24,240 first so slughorn is like I don't want to work at Hogwarts I like collecting 2151 01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:30,600 students one that's creepy yeah kind of he's like I like collecting students 2152 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:34,560 either I collect your mother and your father he's like I knew your parents is 2153 01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:39,680 either one that fucking gets amnesia and then the second one or no no that guy's 2154 01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:44,560 been long gone good fuck that he's like locked up in the swine warden good like 2155 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:50,120 actually in the book he is they've done him so slug horns like fuck no and he's 2156 01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:53,680 like I knew your mother like she was a good student he like kind of forms like 2157 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:57,560 some trust with Harry and she's like it's like your father was a fucking filthy 2158 01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:02,680 jock in Dumbledore's like okay fuck it I guess we have a lost cause and then 2159 01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:06,480 slughorn is like wait I'll teach at Hogwarts and how doubles like I got by 2160 01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:11,680 way I fucking figured it out meanwhile fucking Draco's become a 2161 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:15,200 Death Eater he's gonna he's going like you know and shit he's getting tattooed 2162 01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:19,800 on his arm and they're like they're like Voldemort trusted Draco to do like a 2163 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:25,840 task or something yeah and it's the kill Dumbledore okay so Draco has gone full 2164 01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:30,640 bad boy oh he's gone full-on emo fuck boy they got like this werewolves 2165 01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:35,360 called gray back yeah he's a real psychopath and fucking odd then then 2166 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:40,620 like then like Snape is also a Death Eater kind of I thought Snape was dead 2167 01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:45,840 no Snape dead deads in this so Snape makes a unbreakable vow with with 2168 01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:48,880 Bellis is like make the unbreakable vow 2169 01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:53,760 she's like doing all this weird shit like she's like feeling her nipples and shit and she's like make the unbreakable 2170 01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:59,480 vow I want to see the unbreakable vow oh my god I'm so hot right now so he's 2171 01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:03,840 like if you break the unbreakable value die so he's like they he made a 2172 01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:09,560 unbreakable vow to protect Draco in his task from Voldemort right and Voldemort 2173 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:17,520 is like yeah yeah yeah so they go fucking back to Hogwarts on Hogwarts press and Harry's like I'm 2174 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:21,680 gonna fucking spy on Malfoy so he puts on his invisibility cloak and he's 2175 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:27,720 like he crawled in the luggage compartment yeah and then fucking Malfoy stays on after they get 2176 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:32,640 there and he's like I knew you were there Potter and he fucking paralyzes 2177 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:35,880 them and then he punches them in the face and breaks his glasses and leaves 2178 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:40,080 him bleeding on the train he's like enjoy the fucking trip back to London 2179 01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:42,080 Potter 2180 01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:52,920 oh man fucking time stamp on that one and I'm just quoting what he said but anyway 2181 01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:57,760 Luna comes along and fucking saves them yeah she's like oh Harry are you paralyzed 2182 01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:02,920 wait so did we just jump back a movie there no no no we're still on the same one 2183 01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:07,480 yeah so fucking so she gets like him out and they fucking like see like the 2184 01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:12,320 fucking evil that evil or death horses and shit and that's in the fifth one no 2185 01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:15,200 but I thought the evil death horses were still there oh yeah they're still there 2186 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:18,560 so like then they go back to the fucking thing and he starts taking this fucking 2187 01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:22,320 like shitty class they go to potions class with slughorn right yeah and they 2188 01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:25,320 they ran out of books so they had to find a book from like the fucking like 2189 01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:29,800 you know 70s or like 60s and then in the book like everybody else is getting 2190 01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,960 fucked by like these potions yeah but there's a whole bunch of like little 2191 01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:36,960 written things in the book that's like hey don't put this in it fucking loser 2192 01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:41,800 put this in it so here's got a textbook that allows them to cheat basically and 2193 01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:47,400 it says it's it was owned by the half-blood prince and somebody wrote 2194 01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:51,560 like all these dark spells and shit in it like yeah made up spells and they 2195 01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:57,040 cursed they made up what was it the bleeding curse the yeah there's a 2196 01:34:57,040 --> 01:35:00,880 bleeding curse there was like a fucking levitation curse I thought too yeah and 2197 01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:05,580 so basically Harry slughorn thinks Harry's like a genius at potions and he 2198 01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:09,320 wins this like potion called liquid luck that allows you to be like lucky and 2199 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:16,040 shit and then Ron fucking plays Quidditch and he plays as keeper goalie 2200 01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:20,720 and he starts getting fucking pussy from fucking lavender Brown who's the most 2201 01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:25,800 annoying character in the series so he's got a hot dog so and like let's let's be 2202 01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:29,160 real how many of the people in Harry Potter you think got laid in the process 2203 01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:34,360 of of the books in the movies like who do you think got laid all of them I 2204 01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:39,640 don't know because I haven't there's fucking annoying though she was one I 2205 01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:44,580 think one one I think Ron I think Ron got fucked by her I think I think they 2206 01:35:44,580 --> 01:35:51,480 definitely I think they did the deed Harry thing is eternal virgin bro so so 2207 01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:56,360 her mind is all fucking jealous cuz she likes Ron right Ron I didn't know you 2208 01:35:56,360 --> 01:36:02,960 talked to girls like that he's just like fuck you whore I'm a Chad now so he 2209 01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:06,800 meets with the fucking order of the Phoenix and he starts seeing that Draco 2210 01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:11,240 is like going into the room or like the room of requirement or something all 2211 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:16,360 the time yeah and he's has this like vanishing cabinet which allows him to 2212 01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:20,000 teleport things in and out of Hogwarts yeah like he first teleports an apple 2213 01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:24,600 yeah and he's trying to but it looks keeps fucking up he's like fuck so he's 2214 01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:29,000 like trying to teleport people into Hogwarts like the death eaters and shit 2215 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:34,640 like the death eaters they work sick mess so anyway doubles doors like I got 2216 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:35,800 a mission for you Harry 2217 01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:41,880 and he's like all right we're going to get these fucking memories from slug 2218 01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:45,600 horn that from like back in the day this is like the key to defeating Lord 2219 01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:49,640 Voldemort is to get Slughorn's memories yeah because Voldemort was one of his 2220 01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:53,240 like his prize students yeah he was like really close to him he's like we're 2221 01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:57,640 gonna he was like Tom Riddle as a child and here he goes to Slughorn and then 2222 01:36:57,640 --> 01:37:02,840 he's like tries to get close to him and he's like is that what you told or no 2223 01:37:02,840 --> 01:37:07,720 he sees the memories in the pensive right yeah and he sees the memories from 2224 01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:11,680 years ago when Tom Riddle was talking to Slughorn and he's like I found a little 2225 01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:16,680 bit of dark magic it's called a Horcrux it allows you to split your soul yeah 2226 01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:21,720 this is when things start getting off the rails yeah and so and he's like how 2227 01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:27,080 do you split your soul professor and he's like you fucking murder somebody 2228 01:37:27,080 --> 01:37:31,480 that's how you split your soul yeah he's like how many times can you split your 2229 01:37:31,480 --> 01:37:37,160 soul can you do it like seven times maybe seven and fucking Slughorn's like 2230 01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:40,600 what the fuck are you talking about you want to murder seven people he's like 2231 01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:45,720 no I'm just asking maybe I could kill seven people he's like this is all like 2232 01:37:45,720 --> 01:37:50,680 research purposes right he's like yeah yeah boy this is all hundred percent 2233 01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:56,920 research I'm not gonna murder people so uh Harry keeps fucking pressing 2234 01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:02,720 Slughorn and he gets pissed he's like yeah and he's like and then so uh what 2235 01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:07,080 that bitch gets poisoned right on the way to yeah yeah for the thing that was 2236 01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:11,000 supposed to be Harry's Katie Bell yeah she gets like a poison necklace that's 2237 01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:15,820 like cursed like that's meant for Dumbledore yeah that fucking Draco did 2238 01:38:15,820 --> 01:38:21,000 it and he was all suspicious and shit yeah he was like me I didn't do anything 2239 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:26,160 like that no that doesn't sound like me that might be me but it's not the kind 2240 01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:30,840 of sounds like something I do though but I didn't do it yeah and then Ron gets 2241 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:37,440 cursed by drinking this potion love potion yeah yeah so Ron drinks this 2242 01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:42,440 fucking love potion and he's like who's Ramil Devane like I fucking love her 2243 01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:47,960 fucker and so they go to Slughorn to cure Ron from this love potion and he 2244 01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:51,640 drinks this fucking tonic which I don't know why you're giving a 16 year old 2245 01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:57,980 tonic tonic he's like tonic for the nose and then Ron just fucking goes 2246 01:38:57,980 --> 01:39:02,520 batshit insane and has a seizure yeah yeah he like starts seizing and like 2247 01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:07,840 foaming at the mouth and Harry's like do something professor no he's like I don't 2248 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:11,000 know what to do and then Harry like shoves shit in his mouth and he fucking 2249 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:16,440 wakes up yeah so then they they end up like some weird shit happens yeah Harry's 2250 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:20,200 reading these fucking curses in the book he's like I wonder what this one does so 2251 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:24,080 that he fucking like gets into the bathroom with fucking like with with 2252 01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:29,840 with Malfoy and like Malfoy starts like shooting at him he is like and Harry's 2253 01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:33,800 just like what was it fucking what was the curse called the fucking sectum 2254 01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:37,560 sempra sectum sempra and he fucking shoots it at him and then this 2255 01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:41,640 motherfucker just starts gushing blood out of everywhere he's just fucking is 2256 01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:46,440 bleeding out of everywhere he's fucking to juddered Drake to judge Draco fucking 2257 01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:51,520 Harry's like oh shit what the fuck did I do and then state comes along like oh 2258 01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:57,400 what and he starts going hmm and then he starts healing he's like get the fuck out 2259 01:39:57,400 --> 01:40:02,160 get out of here get out of here and like there's this blood everywhere 2260 01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:10,520 apparently Harry doesn't even get punished for fucking he almost murdered a 2261 01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:14,560 fellow student and then he's just like nice chill so they fucking go back to 2262 01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:19,360 the Weasleys and they're having like a meeting with Ron and like the order of 2263 01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:22,800 the Phoenix and his dad and shit and then fucking the Death Eaters come to 2264 01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:26,720 Ron's house and start attacking them the letters those are the fucking soul 2265 01:40:26,720 --> 01:40:31,160 sucking ghost now no dementors death eaters are the followers of Lord they're 2266 01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:36,640 like Nazis oh like if you're like Lord Voldemort's entourage like if Hitler if 2267 01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:41,320 like if Voldemort was Hitler they'd be like the SS and Voldemort is that 2268 01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:49,920 fucking yeah so the death eaters come to fucking Ron's house they start fucking 2269 01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:54,200 lighting his house on fire and shit getting try to get Harry the chase 2270 01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:58,640 after him so they can kidnap him and here we're gonna finger his asshole if 2271 01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:02,120 we catch him we're gonna finger him so good and then 2272 01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:05,840 Harry starts trying to fuck Ginny but like it's not going anywhere at that 2273 01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:10,800 point yeah I think they make out at one point though don't they yeah yeah they 2274 01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:15,040 do he's like he's like let me tie your shoes for you and so like see the 2275 01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:21,400 central energy those fucking hate these your did your girlfriends ever make you 2276 01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:24,840 like tie like they're fucking shoes for them like I did it once and I'm like 2277 01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:30,400 I'm never doing that again so they're like so Harry's so here is like I fucked 2278 01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:33,640 up cuz I almost fucking killed Draco so I'm gonna hide this book in the room 2279 01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:38,880 requirement or nobody can find it amongst like all other lost things so 2280 01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:42,520 they then they go in there and that's when they have their first kiss and 2281 01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:50,080 they're like Harry finger me so double doors like what fuck this shit so here 2282 01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:53,400 he goes to Dumbledore and he's like what the fuck did you do Harry like we need 2283 01:41:53,400 --> 01:42:02,040 to like talk he's like they see this like memory of a slughorn and riddle and 2284 01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:05,280 he's like oh the memories all fucked up because he's embarrassed like he 2285 01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:08,820 distorted the memory so he's like I need you to go to the slughorn and get the 2286 01:42:08,820 --> 01:42:13,640 actual memory so we can fucking defeat Lord Voldemort and here's like okay how 2287 01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:17,520 many people did you murder there's like okay I'm gonna drink this fucking liquid 2288 01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:23,320 luck which is basically like this luck potion and he goes he goes to Hagrid's 2289 01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:28,280 and he sees a Aragog who's the spider from the second movie I fucking hate 2290 01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:34,440 that and he's like all dead and shit and him and Hagrid and slughorn all get 2291 01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:41,040 drunk together yeah well I don't know I think Harry's just trying to get him 2292 01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:46,400 drunk to like get this memory out of them and so they all get drunk and and 2293 01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:50,840 Hagrid's having and Hagrid's like singing songs and shit with slughorn and 2294 01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:56,800 he's like give me that fucking memories professor like do it for my mother like 2295 01:42:56,800 --> 01:43:01,400 do it do it so we can like have justice for my mother it's all like emotional and 2296 01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:05,240 shit and he was like don't think bad of me Harry and he pulls the memory out of 2297 01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:10,480 his fucking head and gives him it in a fucking flask and then he takes the 2298 01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:14,440 memory to the fucking pensive and Voldemort and they see the memory of Tom 2299 01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:18,000 Riddle when he was young and he was like yeah I'm gonna make fucking seven 2300 01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:24,880 horcruxes and hide my soul in them so if I die I have six like backup souls at 2301 01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:33,560 revive to revive myself yo he has like six quick revives so they're like so 2302 01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:37,860 double doors like oh shit this is fucked like so double doors got like seven 2303 01:43:37,860 --> 01:43:44,760 souls he's also like bro he's got tombstone too 2304 01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:52,000 this dude's playing a fucking cod zombies solo game and then they go to some 2305 01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:56,440 party and fucking Harry's going with fucking her whiny and they see fucking 2306 01:43:56,440 --> 01:44:02,240 Draco and Snape being like you got to do this and her mind's like you gonna fuck 2307 01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:09,680 me Harry he's just like no I got duty to do that's when I guess we get to the big 2308 01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:14,080 scene where Harry goes to fucking Dumbledore and he's like yeah I'm gonna 2309 01:44:14,080 --> 01:44:19,320 try to kill you again this time I'm going with you 2310 01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:24,040 Harry you're gonna get murdered again by the way this whole movie Dumbledore's 2311 01:44:24,040 --> 01:44:27,680 had like a black hand like a necrotic hand yeah like it looks like you had 2312 01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:30,800 like fucking like frostbite for like seven years he's had he had like a 2313 01:44:30,800 --> 01:44:34,480 whore he found a horcrux that was a ring and he put it on his hand he was dying 2314 01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:39,840 and it cursed his hand and he's like how long you got is I try two weeks like 2315 01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:45,720 yeah you got like a year left and doubles like fuck so he's like Harry I 2316 01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:50,400 found another horcrux and I'm asking you to go with me and find it oh is this 2317 01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:54,400 when he starts drinking the fucking old so the thing that almost fucked up and 2318 01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:59,320 killed Dumbledore yeah taking Harry he's like we got to destroy these like six 2319 01:44:59,320 --> 01:45:03,520 horcruxes so he goes like this fucking like spooky ass cave yeah and there's 2320 01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:06,920 like dark rainy cave yeah there's like a spooky ass cave and inside a cave 2321 01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:12,400 there's like a fucking like like like holy oil like fucking font but first like 2322 01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:17,400 Dumbledore is like it requires a blood sacrifice and Harry's he's like your 2323 01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:22,360 blood is much more precious than mine Harry cuz his hand it opens the cave 2324 01:45:22,360 --> 01:45:27,360 and there's like a big fucking lake with a boat they're like oh yeah swim 2325 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:31,960 across so the fucking lake the island in the middle where the horcrux is he's 2326 01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:37,320 like so they get in the fucking boat and they swim they fucking swim across and 2327 01:45:37,320 --> 01:45:44,200 they see this like fountain with like a glass crystal bowl yeah with the fucking 2328 01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:48,680 locket horcrux in it yeah but like you can't just reach in and get it this 2329 01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:54,440 motherfucker is like I got a drink that fucking poison water and he's just like 2330 01:45:54,440 --> 01:45:58,960 can't you say you know like dump it out or something he's like the only way to 2331 01:45:58,960 --> 01:46:03,080 get this horcrux is to drink this poison fucking water he's like he didn't need 2332 01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:06,480 to he could just like took it and just dumped it out it didn't work because it 2333 01:46:06,480 --> 01:46:09,440 would just like keep going back in the bowl why do you have to drink it 2334 01:46:09,440 --> 01:46:14,560 because it double-lose like it has to be drunk 2335 01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:23,480 whatever I do whatever I say keep making me drink it what he's like 2336 01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:32,920 he starts having like a panic attack and he's just like and he's like kill me 2337 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:37,240 kill me fucking kill me and he's just like 2338 01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:49,080 he's like drink this one professor this one will kill you yeah and so they 2339 01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:53,960 double-dose finally drinks all the water and they get the fucking lock it out and 2340 01:46:53,960 --> 01:47:00,480 then double-dose like Harry water and Harry is like a guerra and he can't like 2341 01:47:00,480 --> 01:47:04,120 get the water so he has to go into the lake for water and as soon as he reaches 2342 01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:09,560 into like zombies come out call duty fucking zombies like literal Nazi 2343 01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:13,560 zombies come out of the lake and start attacking them yeah called in theory 2344 01:47:13,560 --> 01:47:17,400 which are like people that have been like they're like bodies that have 2345 01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:21,800 reanimated yeah they're like there's zombies there was like thousands of them 2346 01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:28,080 and then a double door like comes out of nowhere he's just like he fucks them all 2347 01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:34,680 up like a dragon or some shit come out so they go back right yeah they look in 2348 01:47:34,680 --> 01:47:39,120 the locket and it's like oh this is not the real locket I've stolen the real 2349 01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:47,160 locket or something so they go back to double-lose power go back to the to the 2350 01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:52,080 fucking tower and Hogwarts and Dumbledore is like all fucked up and he's 2351 01:47:52,080 --> 01:47:58,360 like he's like really fucked up like get gets like fucked up and Dumbledore is 2352 01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:03,520 like get Snape go get him and don't stop to get there and before he can get them 2353 01:48:03,520 --> 01:48:07,600 the fucking death eaters come in because Draco teleported them in and 2354 01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:15,160 vanishing cabinet and they're here to kill Dumbledore so fucking Bellatrix 2355 01:48:15,160 --> 01:48:19,480 and fucking grayback and all the death eaters fucking hot Lucia's malfore's 2356 01:48:19,480 --> 01:48:24,040 dad and fucking Draco comes along and Snape and Draco's like expel the 2357 01:48:24,040 --> 01:48:28,800 obvious and he fucking disarms fucking Dumbledore and he's like I'm here to 2358 01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:32,760 kill you Dumbledore and he's like don't kill me don't do it Draco you're better 2359 01:48:32,760 --> 01:48:35,480 than this and fucking Snape comes in this like 2360 01:48:35,480 --> 01:48:42,200 ah it launches his ass off the fucking roof whose ass fucking Dumbledore well 2361 01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:48,680 no no so basically Draco pussy out of killing Dumbledore and so Snape came 2362 01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:53,480 along because he vowed to protect him and he goes about a canada and he fucking 2363 01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:59,760 straight-up murders Dumbledore he falls off the astronomy power like 200 feet 2364 01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:05,360 yeah I never knew fucking Dumbledore died yeah he dies in the movie Wow yeah 2365 01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:08,400 you got murdered by fucking Snape Snape killed him and they're like 2366 01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:14,400 state and then he's running down he's running out of us like snap 2367 01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:20,480 he tried to do what you betrayed him he was your friend and you killed him and 2368 01:49:20,480 --> 01:49:26,520 you just go set them separate he is like you know where you dare use my own 2369 01:49:26,520 --> 01:49:31,800 spells against me Potter and he's just like ha he's like that's right Potter I 2370 01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:40,680 am the half the prince and Harry's like what the fuck 2371 01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:45,880 up to this point what do we know the half-blood prince as the book the guy 2372 01:49:45,880 --> 01:49:48,600 from the book that wrote all the dark spells and the potion that's been 2373 01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:54,840 helping Harry all year oh shit like yeah Harry I'm the fucking half-blood prince 2374 01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:59,880 I mean fuck you and then it's revealed that states like a death eater then he 2375 01:49:59,880 --> 01:50:06,040 escapes with all the death eaters after that was a good guy he kind of is but 2376 01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:16,560 then yeah they had Dumbledore's funeral it's all sad this is the music yeah so 2377 01:50:16,560 --> 01:50:20,600 Dumbledore's even though he felt like 200 feet he's like in perfect condition 2378 01:50:20,600 --> 01:50:27,920 yeah just so he can have a proper funeral scene yeah and it's all sad and 2379 01:50:27,920 --> 01:50:31,720 shit and they're like oh we're gonna like defeat these guys and shit and then 2380 01:50:31,720 --> 01:50:35,480 they go up to the tower and Harry and Ron and Hermione talking and they're 2381 01:50:35,480 --> 01:50:39,280 like I'm not coming Harry's like I'm not coming back to Hogwarts this year I'm 2382 01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:44,040 not sure he's like I'm gonna kill them Voldemort he's like that's my destiny 2383 01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:48,880 I'm gonna murk his ass and Ron and Hermione like you think we're fucking letting you go by yourself 2384 01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:54,200 hell no bro like well for life we're gonna have a three-way Hermione and they're like 2385 01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:58,560 next year we're gonna fucking kill Voldemort and skip school alright that's 2386 01:50:58,560 --> 01:51:01,280 the end of the movie 2387 01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:08,560 you got the autistic movie review I saw that shit 2388 01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:14,400 it's a friend of movie reviews and that was the I was a pretty sad scene with 2389 01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:21,600 Dumbledore actually not really no I didn't care yeah I like Dumbledore 2390 01:51:21,600 --> 01:51:27,560 Dumbledore is kind of fucking loser he's got pedophile energy yeah well I mean he 2391 01:51:27,560 --> 01:51:33,320 did try to kill Harry like five times Dumbledore is actually gay like his actor 2392 01:51:33,320 --> 01:51:40,840 no like the characters actually yeah oh I didn't need to know what he does how 2393 01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:46,260 progressive yeah fucking JK Rowling wrote that and like everybody thought that JK 2394 01:51:46,260 --> 01:51:49,600 Rowling was all like progressive because she made like double door gay and shit 2395 01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:56,560 yeah and now people think JK Rowling is like all fucking transphobic yeah well 2396 01:51:56,560 --> 01:52:01,200 like what's going on she's not transphobic she just doesn't care yeah I 2397 01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:06,080 just that's the thing is that if you don't care now you'll say some shit 2398 01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:13,000 that'll get yourself in trouble yep like you can say some shit that you don't 2399 01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:16,600 even believe is that bad to come out of your mouth and you can get yourself in 2400 01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:24,520 a lot of trouble you don't want to get tagged transphobic you fucking gay do you 2401 01:52:24,520 --> 01:52:31,080 like getting pegged not really well you're transphobic I am a woman my voice 2402 01:52:31,080 --> 01:52:38,520 sounds like this because I was born a man and that is why beepus is transphobic 2403 01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:46,600 what yeah he is anti pegging yeah yeah it's gonna say you would be against that 2404 01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:56,720 Tyler he should be right here he should be he's never showed up I know never for 2405 01:52:56,720 --> 01:53:02,320 no reason he could he good he's not busy this is like no you're no you're not 2406 01:53:02,320 --> 01:53:07,160 bro I get a fucking streaky you watching a Yankees game every single night from 2407 01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:12,560 your bed okay I think it's time for my favorite part of the episode Casey 2408 01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:25,640 what's our check the email please that that email time that that email time 2409 01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:35,360 please someone send us a fucking email die no emails if someone doesn't send me 2410 01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:39,960 an email I'm gonna hang myself in the next episode live all right next time 2411 01:53:39,960 --> 01:53:44,560 is our time is gonna hang himself live on that you know one of these days you're 2412 01:53:44,560 --> 01:53:50,400 saying that I need a segment one of these days I'll do the email segment but 2413 01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:58,520 I need fucking fans to do it send them in what the fuck are you doing you're 2414 01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:03,840 listening you're listening we got the statistics unless you're all just AI in 2415 01:54:03,840 --> 01:54:10,960 which case go fuck yourself and to a lesser extent we do appreciate you 2416 01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:15,520 listening but like fuck yourself on a on a lower level because you're not sending 2417 01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:20,640 any emails you're I'm fucking I'm starving I'm drowning here and I'm not 2418 01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:26,280 drowning in emails we got none of those what's the email address I'll be back 2419 01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:31,360 Casey what's the email address I'm total podcast 73 at Gmail back on titled 2420 01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:39,400 podcast 73 at gmail.com that's 73 as in how many fucking podcasts we're gonna 2421 01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:45,600 have to make until somebody finally sends one in Jesus fucking Christ if we 2422 01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:52,000 if some asshole episode and they continue to listen until episode 73 to 2423 01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:56,400 send in an email I will personally come to your house and murder you and that is 2424 01:54:56,400 --> 01:55:03,000 admissible in court okay I don't care I am willing to go to prison do not do 2425 01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:11,160 that send the email in stat send it I like being a free man also like us on 2426 01:55:11,160 --> 01:55:18,280 Facebook and X I forgot X is a thing send the fucking email Jesus is ain't 2427 01:55:18,280 --> 01:55:25,480 that hard just test it send it one word test send the email and as always be 2428 01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:29,400 kind to yourself and each other motherfuckers fucking send us an email 2429 01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:36,280 go fuck yourself die cunts for all we know robots have souls we just don't 2430 01:55:36,280 --> 01:55:43,880 know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been a cyborg or a robot 2431 01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:52,800 you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet no no we are jumping 2432 01:55:52,800 --> 01:55:57,520 down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some 2433 01:55:57,520 --> 01:56:08,640 really dumb fucks extended episodes where the fuck did this year come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts 2434 01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:12,920 oh they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the 2435 01:56:12,920 --> 01:56:20,400 Chinese aliens exist somewhere in China alright in some base what the fuck there are 2436 01:56:20,400 --> 01:56:24,360 super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall 2437 01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:51,360 then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens 2438 01:56:54,360 --> 01:57:02,880 before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel 2439 01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:08,440 bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that 2440 01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:17,040 the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what 2441 01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:20,880 birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise 2442 01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:24,440 and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into 2443 01:57:24,440 --> 01:57:28,000 them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're 2444 01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:31,520 going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut it open you're going to see blood 2445 01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:37,600 guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology which by the way big 2446 01:57:37,600 --> 01:57:51,680 brother is the overlord 2447 01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:22,000 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying 2448 01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:27,800 it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he said that he was doing this shit 2449 01:58:27,800 --> 01:58:32,160 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the whole he says 2450 01:58:32,160 --> 01:58:37,160 that he was doing it just to survive but he fucking loved he was having a great fucking time doing this shit 2451 01:58:37,160 --> 01:58:43,560 George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit 2452 01:58:43,560 --> 01:58:47,560 George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit 2453 01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:50,560 he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit 2454 01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:52,560 just don't fucking get it okay 2455 01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:55,560 everyone likes Donald Trump the fucking word person out there 2456 01:58:55,560 --> 01:58:57,560 fuck Trump right fuck Trump fuck Trump 2457 01:58:57,560 --> 01:58:59,560 he's not the actual fucking leader 2458 01:58:59,560 --> 01:59:02,560 it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk 2459 01:59:02,560 --> 01:59:04,560 it's everyone out there 2460 01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:07,560 it's George Soros it's everybody 2461 01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:11,560 you're saying Elon Musk is so cool he made a place for him 2462 01:59:11,560 --> 01:59:13,560 the actual government is trying 2463 01:59:13,560 --> 01:59:17,560 the actual new government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis 2464 01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:19,560 are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking all of it 2465 01:59:19,560 --> 01:59:22,560 the clear policies are paid off by the fucking bill gates 2466 01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:35,560 he's fucking fucked