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We're back in Don Long's Palace VR.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, this is my palace, bro.
I didn't paint a rat on the floor, bro.
I didn't paint that shit rat, bro.
Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. So...
There we go.
I'm a fuckin'...
I'm some anime chick with fuckin' blue nails and fuckin' blue hair.
And fuckin'...
Dan's a fuckin'... uh, alien guy.
He's a fuckin' extraterrestrial, if you will.
Tyler's a meme. He's the meme guy.
I'm a troll face.
Is that what that is? Yeah.
Yeah, can you guys mute your audio in-game?
Because I'm gettin' echo through this shit.
Mine's muted. Yeah.
No, you're not.
Oh, shit. Yep.
Hey.
Mine should be muted.
Yeah, we're all muted now.
Anyways, welcome to the show.
We were supposed to do it way earlier.
It's like 4 a.m. right now, I think.
I think it's past 4.
4-4-15.
4-15 a.m.
Wow.
This might be a shorter one, so...
You know.
Casey called an emergency episode.
Well, the emergency episode to talk about the economic state of the union of the United States of America.
Dude, Jesus saves, bro.
Jesus saves.
Listen, bro, I was readin'...
There's gonna be a new recession.
There's gonna be a new economic recession.
Congratulations.
Unemployment is going up, bro.
And fucking mortgage rates are going up.
Interest rates into fucking 8%, bro.
When does this recession start?
It's started. It's already started.
Damn.
It's the beginning of the recession.
Really?
Yep.
And we got fucking Joe Biden out the hill.
Listen, if you fucking subscribe to Joe Biden,
you're a fucking capitalist slave.
I don't think anybody subscribes to it.
I'm pretty sure nobody does.
My Joe Biden skin got banned.
It's not banned, but it won't let me change into it.
Really? It might let me change into mine. I see.
It's fucking Joe Biden with a pair of tits.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Fuck, I can't change into it again.
That's a great fucking thing, though.
I love that. It's hilarious.
I do know one person that subscribes to Joe Biden, though.
Yeah?
Joe Biden.
Does he?
Yeah, oh yeah. He loves himself.
Bro, but basically we're slaves to fucking capitalism.
Like, fucking you think Joe Biden,
you think Donald Trump is gonna fucking save you,
get us out of this fucking train wreck of debt?
No, no, not gracefully, at least.
I mean, you know what? Here's what Trump...
Oh shit, what up, Snoop?
Here's what, yeah, Tyler's character is now Snoop Dogg,
dancing like a stripper.
Cripple walking?
Yeah.
Here's what Donald Trump would do.
He would get into office and he would undo all the green energy stuff
to increase our domestic production of oil,
which would lower the cost of things,
but it set us back like 10 years as far as like green energy.
So that's his plan, which is like, yeah, dude,
that's what everybody has done since the beginning of time.
It's like everybody knows that if you keep energy prices low,
like the economy is cooking the fire.
Kason, do you know if you look down,
you can literally see the nipples underneath this shirt?
Why are you fucking copying me?
Fucking cloning me.
And now I'm fucking, oh, I'm bouncing.
Oh, it's better now. Oh, no, it's not.
But fucking...
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Jesus Christ, it's so scary.
I feel like I'd be a fingered by an alien.
Well, anyway, back to the topic at hand.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking capitalism.
And if you fucking, you think about it, you say like,
like capitalism, you critique capitalism,
saying that people are all poor.
But, you know,
you critique socialism, saying people are all poor.
But in capitalism, everybody's also all poor,
except for like 1% of people.
That's not true.
I don't think it's true at all, actually.
You're stupid, Kason.
You're real dumb.
Do you know how many millionaires there are in the United States?
How many people are happy at their jobs?
Like, what percent of people are happy at their jobs?
Well, I mean, you know, life isn't all supposed to be all happy all the time.
The world is a little bit...
No, but just in general.
I'm miserable, to be honest.
Exactly, me too.
I'm just lying, bro.
You know why I feel great?
Because I found Jesus.
You found Jesus?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, see, it says it here on your laptop.
Jesus saves, bro.
Right here.
Hold on, let's see how many millionaires there are in the United States.
How many? I'm going to say about a million? No.
Probably way more than that.
Fucking thousands.
Dude, this show sucks.
What?
Have we ever done anything of significance on this show?
It's fucking real.
You don't have to tell the world, Tyler.
That is significant. What the fuck?
Oh, where am I right now?
Okay, there are about 22 million millionaires in the US.
So 8.8% of US adults are millionaires.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, 33%.
8.8% of people are millionaires?
Yes.
That doesn't make sense.
Yeah, so almost 9 people out of 100 are millionaires.
No, they're not.
Yes, they are.
How many of those people are actually just straight up homeless?
Well, probably not a lot.
But you have to take into account cities.
That's why people move to cities is because that's where the money is.
So like a lot of people have like incomes of $253,000 a year in the city.
Dude, I'm so fucking hot.
You're what?
I'm so fucking sad, dude.
What is going on over there?
What is the...
What does my character look like?
He's staring at the ceiling and his hands are up.
Well, I mean, I'm laying in my bed right now, so that might be doing that.
He just looks really...
dare I say autistic.
Tyler's not having the greatest day, which is what I'm saying, bro.
Nobody is because the fucking the state of the fucking...
You know, you think about socialism and you say, oh, like, what are we having for dinner?
What's on TV?
We're having soup and bread again.
But, you know...
What a family dog.
But, you know, fucking poor people.
Look at the fucking hood of America.
Look at the fucking cities of America.
Even the fucking middle class people who are struggling.
Well, at least...
At least there's enough money in the United States that people in the hood can rob money from other people.
Yeah.
In a socialist country, they...
Sometimes, I mean, everybody's so poor, there's not even anybody to rob from.
I'm watching a show called Money Heist on Netflix.
Oh, that shit's hot.
Oh, which one?
Like the main one.
Oh, Tokyo?
Yeah.
I actually don't normally like short-haired chicks.
But she's nice.
Well, we know how Tyler feels about short-haired chicks.
Yeah.
Especially the ones on Keemaw.
Is that making me a bad person?
What's that?
Does that make me a bad person for doing that?
No, dude.
Everybody's got their kinks.
Nah, dude.
I was thinking about it.
You know, if you're working to rob...
Like, don't rob just random convenience stores or your fucking dudes in the street.
If you're gonna fucking rob something, you're gonna get the same fucking sentence for robbing a bank as you are for robbing a dude.
So just fucking rob a bank, man.
Yeah.
So basically, they break into the National Bank of Spain, the mint of Spain where they print money.
And they hold people hostage.
And they try to buy time in order to print their own fucking money.
And they print like fucking eight million dollars an hour.
And they make the hostages like slaves and fucking make them work to print money for them.
Oh my God.
That's hilarious.
I was watching something like that where this guy...
Oh, it was one of those guys who worked for like Brinks, right?
Like one of those...
Oh, shit.
He stole like 11 million dollars.
Yeah.
And...
Or no, it was like 20 million.
And then he left the van with 11 million still in it and only took 11 million with him.
Because there's so much money he couldn't take it all.
Wait, he couldn't take the full...
Yeah, he couldn't carry it.
So he only took half of it and then left the van.
Fun fact, every single bank...
Oh, shit.
We were getting some echo.
You were saying about the...
What were you saying?
Me or him?
Him.
Oh, I was saying Tyler's facts.
He comes out with these facts that sound unbelievable.
And then I look them up and they're true.
I'm like Alex Jones, you know?
Yeah, right. Exactly.
It always comes out later.
But like everybody's like, that can't be true.
I'm like...
Listen, some day, Ali Max is going to be sitting there.
He's going to read the news that Joseph Pfeiffer planned 9-11.
And he's going to shit himself.
And so are you guys.
Dude, I mean, I'm not opposed to the fact that he probably had something to do with it.
You know, I mean, I'm sure he probably had a little something to do with it.
The real Osama Bin Laden.
Who's Osama?
Yes.
He was that guy that fucking killed 2000 people.
You remember?
Yeah, I remember that guy.
Dude, you should add Building 7 to the fucking...
Oh my God.
That'd be too much.
What's that?
Adding Building 7 to this.
I could do it.
Just a scale model.
Are you kidding me?
Dude, that's ingenious.
Dude, I'll do it.
And fucking Nightboot, the fucking strip club.
Dude, do you want me to add Building 7?
Yeah, I would shit my pants.
Dude, I'll make it so it's like burning too.
Yo, that's fucked.
That's fucked.
Dude, it's all filled with smoke.
Dude, I mean, that's not that bad because nobody died in Building 7.
Yeah, really?
But there had to be people from Building 7 who got out, but they were still in the area that died, right?
No, it was a controlled explosion.
Yeah, no, I don't think...
Oh, they made the evacuation order before they blew it up.
Right, yeah.
Gotcha.
Come on, what are the chances of that?
Everybody just happened to get out and then it imploded.
It's like, give me a fucking break.
Did it implode or explode?
I would say it definitely imploded.
It fell in on itself.
But dude, just people are too dumb to know the truth.
They really are.
You know, I was thinking today about how the CIA and the FBI, they manipulate the population so much.
But they probably literally have to, dude, because people are so fucking stupid.
People have some really dumb thoughts.
That's what the Founding Fathers created the government for was because people, one in ten people can't think for themselves.
More like nine in ten, really.
Well, dude, think about how dumb people were before people were required to go to school.
Oh, people are, I would say, the same amount of dumb.
People have more knowledge now because people are required to go to school.
People are still fucking dumb.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, dude, but back in the day, like there was dumb and then there was like really fucking dumb.
Like now I'm getting my.
Well, but if you think about it, like you don't know how to like grow crops, do you?
I do.
You wouldn't be like you can just go out there and be a farmer with no fucking experience.
I have a super nice garden.
Do you?
Yeah.
Really?
I grow like a girl like squash and eggplants and potatoes.
I want to do that.
I want to be energy independent.
Like I want to make my own calories.
Oh, there's a fat ass fucking groundhog that keeps eating all my shit.
Yeah, that's that's a fucking problem.
His name's Harold.
Harold.
Get out of here, you fat fuck.
Oh, my fucking shit.
Yeah, dude, I'd love to have like a fish farm, a fish farm and a garden so that I can grow my own fish.
Fish farm.
Yeah, because I think that's like that has the most like you don't have to eat fish or meat like every day, but you have to have it a couple of times a week.
Like so it's like I said, I.
I haven't eaten meat in fucking 20 years.
OK, so if you want to be normal, you have to have, you know, meat a couple of times a week.
Now, I'm just I'm just fucking with you, dude.
No, but it does like for optimal health, you need like.
What is it?
You've probably just statistic.
What do you mean?
You need like 100 grams of protein a day or something.
Right.
You for for bodybuilding and for like working out, you have to have at least your body weight in protein grams.
All right. So how do you get that without me?
A shit ton of protein powder and peanut butter and eggs.
So protein.
So plant plant based protein powder.
Planned Parenthood.
That's what you do.
Planned Parenthood.
So if you didn't have a laboratory to make that.
Right. What would you do?
I'd fucking capture lobsters and eat them.
All right. So that's me.
That's not me.
It's fish. It's selfish.
All right. So you don't you don't count shellfish as meat.
I'm a pescatarian.
I eat fish, but I don't eat meat.
Dude, I think honestly, I think that's the healthiest way to be.
I would be like that, too, if I could afford to be like that.
Honestly, I would eat anything but fish.
I don't like tropical fish, but I like like like North Atlantic fish.
Right. Like salmon.
No salmon socks.
You don't like salmon.
I like white fish.
I don't like red fish.
Huh. So like like cod.
Racist.
Hattic.
Sound a little racist to me.
Cod, Hattic.
Those are real good.
I like shellfish.
Don't like shrimp, actually.
Shrimp kind of sucks.
You don't lobster, bro.
All the way.
So what's your reasoning for not eating meat?
I just don't like the texture of it.
Because he's autistic.
Yes. Tell us about how you freaked out when I made you do the dishes.
What dishes?
Central.
I had to fucking we're working together.
I made him do the dishes.
It was like who's like the station.
And he was like, I don't like the feeling, man.
Like, I'm good. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Wipe his hands off.
I can't touch dirty food.
Yeah, like especially if it's like an item.
I didn't work with holding his ears.
Shut up.
Yeah, but I don't want to be touching their plates.
Yeah.
You know, they got a shout out there.
Big name drop.
Oh, yeah.
Well, let's see how many how many minutes.
Sorry about that.
It's a little early for me.
No, it's not.
It's a.
Oh, my watch is dead.
I don't even know.
It's probably like five forty five in the morning.
Or four four forty five.
Thirty four.
So my head said, oh fuck.
What is Tyler dead?
Yeah, my head said just die.
Oh, no.
Whatever I'll just I'll just talk to you guys.
Well, you're still here.
My head said that.
We're still looking at you and you're all contorted.
Can you see him?
Casey?
Yeah.
He's fucking the Joker.
Right.
Yeah.
Jared Leto.
Yeah.
Who's actually the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars.
Oh, he just disappeared.
Mm hmm.
Damn it.
Yeah.
Well, that's right.
We'll play some heat, some taps.
He just disappeared just like the Twin Towers from George Bush.
Yeah.
Dude, I look like my arms look fucking fantastic right now.
I still got my pump going on from from the gym.
Would you tell us about what you did at the gym?
I did.
So I first got there and I did the stair climber come preparing for the fire test.
You know, did that three minutes, 20 seconds like, you know, the standard like fire test
one.
Nice.
Got off it.
Then I went over to to the freeway area, like not like the huge like guy freeway area,
but like, you know, like the standard freeway area, just not the women's freeway area because
I'm not a fucking dweeb.
But, you know, it's it's like goes up to 55 pound dumbbells.
So, you know, not like tiny but like not like, you know, you you've been to the gym.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
So I was over in that spot.
I dumbbell pressed fucking 40, 45 and 50s.
Then I went to curls.
I curled 30, 35 and 40 for 10.
Then I ended up doing rows.
I did rows.
I hate rows.
I did rows.
I did the row machine.
I did 175 up to 200 for three sets of 10.
So, wait, how does that work?
What do you mean?
Like when I've done it, it's just been I don't remember how you set like the weight or the
resistance.
It's like it's like the the machine ones where you just pull the pin out and put it down.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Yeah, I went 175, 190, 200.
Was this one of the ones with the wheel or the water in it?
No, no, I did like the actual rowing machine like like with the with the weight on it.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah.
Yeah, because the one at my gym, it's like it's like a it's like a paddle inside a water
wheel.
Like that makes sense.
Yeah, I know that one.
Yeah.
I'm like, I'm never doing this shit again.
Yeah, I did that.
Then I then I did.
Chess press with machine.
After that, I did a super super shrugs where I started at seventy five and I did that till
failure.
And then I went down by five intervals.
Like I went down by five pound intervals till I got down and I would do each one to failure
till I got down to literally doing no weight.
And I could like at that point, my muscles were like so fucking like tight.
I could only do like five shrugs without like any weight in my hands.
It was fucking brutal.
Right.
So you're doing like a burnout.
Yeah, that sucked.
I did tricep pushdowns, 100, 115 and then to 130.
Then after that, I did the bike to to cool down and fucking.
I doubt it, but I'm fucking cooked.
My arms fucking hurt like a motherfucker.
I have no idea what you just said.
Yeah, no, that's that's good, dude.
It feels feels so good to like get a really good workout like that.
Like if they sold that shit in a pill, I would pay 500 bucks a month for it.
You know, yeah, but I've been doing a lot of cardio.
I know it's not the best thing, but it just like helps my concentration a lot.
I just fucking hate cardio because I feel like a fucking nerd when I'm doing it.
You feel like a nerd?
Yeah.
Why?
I'm not doing weight training like a fucking man.
Yeah, it's it's it's a lot easier.
You think running is easy?
Well, I don't.
Once you break the barrier, like the once you blow the cobwebs off, it's it's easy.
Yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
It's a lot easier than lifting weights because you just like once you get started, like the first 30 seconds suck and then you forget you're doing it.
When you're fucking when you when you put it up weight, you actually have to fucking like be in pain.
Right. Yeah.
And yesterday I did my my most on the push sled, you know, the thing that you put like fucking weight on and you push it like 30 yards, then you turn around and push it 30 yards.
Yeah.
And it's 400 pounds on that.
400. Holy shit. Yeah.
It was fucking brutal.
Damn. Yeah.
I literally gained, bro.
I got the fucking I almost fucking waited out because of that. Like I fucking like sat down.
You can wait out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
You if you if you work out like and you push yourself too hard like your body like like like knock you out.
And I saw the tunnel coming and I was like fuck and I had to fight the tunnel.
My brother's like, I fucking.
Yeah, I know.
You're with your brother. Yeah.
And my brother's like, you good, bro.
You look like super pale.
I might pass out.
Don't call 911.
I'll be back in a couple seconds.
Unless you have like, you know, a fucking heart attack.
Yeah.
But like I laid down and I started like, I laid down and put my legs up.
And I start like as soon as I laid down, put my legs up, I started feeling better, like a lot better.
I also literally didn't eat anything all day.
So that probably didn't help either.
What are you fasting?
No, I just forgot to eat.
What are you a Muslim?
Well, Catholics fast too, retard.
God damn Muslim.
God damn.
Yeah, I like to do like when I exercise, I like to do it fasted. I just feel better.
Yeah, but I don't think it's always a good idea.
So from for me, I have to have something with salt and salt and sugar in it in order to fucking, you know, work out properly.
Right.
Because I get my protein after I work out because scientifically, if you if you if you have protein after you work out, you synthesize it better.
I've heard that. Yeah.
It's it's there's there's like an anabolic window, I think they call it.
Yeah.
You have to like try and get your protein in that window.
Yeah, I think it's like four hours or something like that.
So I've heard.
But I mean, that's that's still I'm still amazed you don't eat meat, though.
Yeah.
I mean, fish does it protein powder does it like I lost a decent amount of weight like I was kind of kind of excited to see you guys today because I fucking lost 10 pounds in the last week.
10 pounds.
Yeah.
10 pounds.
That's probably not good.
Now, it's because I cut out cheese and I was so bloated because I'm lactose intolerant.
I'm just like, you know, I I eat.
I've been eating eggs, lots of eggs and fucking Tyler's workout routine, the new segment.
Wait, what kind of music can I play for that date?
I fucking like push it to the limit or some shit.
Oh, my God. Are you on your computer right now?
Yeah, I could tell by the position of your character.
It really looks like you're on the computer in VR chat.
That's hilarious.
Oh, does it?
Yeah.
And if you're like leaning over, it looks like you're looking something.
Oh, yeah.
It's because I put my controllers down.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude. Cheese is like I love cheese, too.
But it also doesn't make me feel great.
But it's Tyler there.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't realize if I'm on my phone, I could still make have a conversation and like be on like Facebook scrolling through.
There's there's some wild shit that fucking comes on Facebook.
Facebook killed like three hours of my fucking day today.
Bro, did you did you see a Scott Pilgrim versus the world is getting a animation?
What is it?
Scott Pilgrim versus the world. You guys ever see that movie?
No.
Good movie.
Dude. Oh, yeah.
Ramona. I saw Ramona flowers.
I would let her fucking ruin my life.
Ramona flowers.
Yeah. Let me see. I'll send it into the chat real quick.
It has a side by side of the animation and the and the in the movie.
Oh, yeah. Of course. She's right up.
I was like, what are you looking at right now?
Yeah, that's like.
Yeah. Check. Check this out.
It's like Tyler's wet dream.
Yeah. I just I just sent it to the chat. Check that out.
All right. Let's see.
Does she look like a cancer patient?
No.
The animation looks pretty good, too, though.
Huh. Is she all right?
Not bad looking.
That movie had so many people in it that ended up being like super famous.
It was ridiculous.
What is this movie?
Scott Pilgrim versus the world.
It had Michael Cera, who, you know, super bad and shit.
It had Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who was Ramona Flowers, but she's she's in a whole bunch of shit.
And Anna Kendricks.
It had all the Plaza.
You're like that cup song.
Yeah.
You know that cup song she does.
Yeah. Yeah.
Unfortunately, I know how to play that on the cup.
And the head had had Brie Larson.
You have to look it up.
It had Chris Evans, who's Captain America.
It had it had fucking the guy who played Superman before this Superman.
I forgot his fucking name before he was Superman.
Also, like this movie had so many fucking like superstars before they were superstars.
It was ridiculous.
When did it come out?
2010, I think.
So like half those people weren't famous yet.
No.
Damn.
What's the premise of the movie?
So Scott Pilgrim is a like fucking weirdo who lives in Toronto, Canada, I believe it is.
And he's like, the whole movie starts off.
It's this is a long not so long ago in the not so magnificent land of Toronto, Canada.
And Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler.
The movie reviews.
Scott Pilgrim was like a dude from Canada.
And he's just like, you know, doesn't have a job, doesn't like, you know, he's just basically like a big loser.
And he's basically the whole thing is he ends up dating Ramona Flowers.
She has seven exes that he has to like fistfight in order to like be with her.
But like they progressively get like harder to fight.
And like they start using like swords and shit.
It's like it's like a video.
It's based off like a video game.
I'm like looking around for Tyler.
Where the fuck is he?
It's like I'm talking to you guys right now.
I'm reclining now.
I got my feet up on technically where his chairs.
Really?
But sorry.
And he has to fight Ramona Flowers.
Seven evil exes.
There's fucking like an emo guy is the first one.
Oh, no.
The second the second one is fuck.
Who is the second one?
Oh, the second one was Lucas Lee.
That was his name.
He's like a skateboarder like muscle dude.
The third one is a vegan who has superpowers.
Well, hold on.
We got a special guest.
Who is that?
Noon Noon just walked in.
Oh, yo.
Yo.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on.
We got to unmute it here.
Hold on.
Stand by.
Yo, can you hear me?
No.
Yeah.
I forgot to name your podcast.
Oh, the title podcast.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the untitled podcast I sent you.
We're actually doing one right now.
Yo.
I sent you a I sent you the episode on Instagram that you were in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So check your messages on Instagram.
Can you can.
Oh, hold on a sec.
Stand by.
Oh, are you there?
Sorry.
Cut out for a sec.
Can you guys hear him?
Yeah, I can hear him.
OK, so they can hear you.
Can you hear them?
He just can't hear me, I think.
I think if I.
I hear you.
Tyler, say something.
What's up?
Did you hear that?
Yo.
OK, yeah, that's that's all you're going to be able to hear.
You can take a seat.
Why don't you take a seat?
Take a seat right there.
This is a this is a very special day.
We got a special guest back from the VR episode.
I can't believe it.
Yes.
This is hilarious.
So do you have Facebook Messenger?
We we met a stranger on the other side.
Oh, OK, because then you could join our chat because that's what we're that's what we're recording on.
That's that's so funny.
You just walk down the stairs.
I'm like, who is this guy?
So I've deleted so many social media apps.
I don't remember what I did better.
This is the fucking headset had to die, bro.
That's great.
Oh, yeah.
Mine just hold on.
Sorry.
I cut out for a second.
Yeah.
What were we talking about?
Scott Pilgrim versus the world, bro.
Have you ever seen that movie?
No.
Scott Pilgrim versus the world.
It's got it's got Michael Cera in it.
Fucking super bad, dude.
Yeah, I've never seen it.
So, Noon, you told us before that you were you're going to be working for your uncle.
Right.
That was a while ago.
Yeah.
What was that?
That was like that's probably almost what?
Eight months ago or something like that.
We were around to some different events and stuff and basically just run everything out
of his camper trailer.
We sold like a bunch of cow hides, skulls, knives.
That's pretty sick.
Yeah.
Fuck.
One of the shows was at I don't know which racetrack it is.
It's one of the kind of largest ones in Texas.
I don't remember which one.
It was a while ago.
But we got to we got to watch some some of the cars drive around the track while we're
selling stuff.
All right.
Cool.
That's cool.
My fucking hamsters losing her fucking mind.
What the fuck are you doing?
Your hamster, Tyler says, is hamster is losing her mind right now.
But she's climbing on top of the case.
What the fuck are you doing, Tifa?
Jesus Christ.
You didn't get Noon.
You didn't get to meet Tyler last time.
There's just me and Casey.
Yeah.
So not that cool.
I'm pretty pretty standard.
Real angry boy.
Yeah.
Tyler's the best.
He's the he's the heart and soul of the podcast.
The fucking mean potatoes.
Yeah.
It really he really bumps up the autism on this podcast.
It's really good.
Yeah.
My my autism levels are pretty low right now because fucking I've been up since like fucking
almost 24 hours now.
That's why we got to talk about ghosts.
No fucking ghosts.
Yeah.
Now, last time we talked Noon, you didn't have any any ghostly encounters.
Yeah, I've never had any kind of experiences like that, but I can all like those stories
I hear from other people.
Right.
So he's from Texas, right?
He's from Texas.
Yeah.
There's some there's some spooker naturals activity down there, bro.
Now, hold on, Noon, see if you can talk to Tyler through my headset.
I can hear him.
Yeah, I can hear him.
And and you can hear him, Noon.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, it's a cool, cool fucking thing.
Technology, you know.
Okay, good.
Good.
You think it's going to come out on the episode, Casey?
I mean, I can hear I can hear everything.
Yeah.
I think it's like recording on.
All right.
I'm trying to hold my phone up to the mic.
Where's the mic on these headsets?
I think it's like right under.
Like right here.
Is that better?
All right.
Can you hear the music playing in the in the apartment here?
I hear like the world music.
I can hear like.
Yeah.
Do you know?
Do you know what song that is?
I'm going to drop the ball.
Fucking Metallica, bro.
Metallica.
Yeah.
No.
I don't recognize it, but it sounds like something you play when you smoke weed.
That's exactly what it is.
That's that's Biggie Smalls, my friend.
Juicy.
Oh, I thought you meant the bass.
Oh, no, that was me.
So, man, we should do some more trivia.
I'm fucking.
I've learned anything since last week.
See, Tyler, you said that you're a Star Wars guy, right?
Yeah.
Casey, I think we put him head to head Star Wars trivia.
Let me be the contestant.
Oh, let's let you be the contestant.
All right.
You know what?
I'll I'll I'll I'll get you guys some some questions here.
Fuck.
So first question.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
I got to play the Price Is Right music.
You got to pull it up, Casey.
Yeah, Casey, the classic the classic question.
We're back.
The classic question.
Who is on Mount Rushmore?
Oh, God.
Why do you do this to me, Tyler?
I know this fucking George Washington fucking A.B.
Boy.
Hey, Blinkin's fucking Teddy's up there.
Yeah.
Fucking Tommy Jackson.
Yeah.
You're automatically better than Ali Mac.
Oh, let me get myself a ding ding ding.
That will feel good.
Yeah.
Give yourself a ding.
There you go.
Oh, yeah, we did it.
No, we have a guy on the podcast.
His name is Ali Mac.
He's fucking stupid.
And he has gotten that same question wrong.
Well, and what state is Mount Rushmore?
Are you are you asking who you ask?
I'm asking anyone.
Anyone.
Which state Mount Rushmore is in?
Yeah, which I asked Ali Mac on a prior podcast.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I know what state it's in.
So do I.
I think I know what state it's in.
What state do you think it's in?
It's in, like it was on my tongue for like a second.
Washington State.
South Dakota.
How about this?
How about what state is the St. Louis Archen?
It's in the state of St. Louis, obviously.
It's in Missouri.
I got to stop asking questions.
Yeah, I got one.
All right.
Who's the contestant?
Who's the host here?
I guess I'm the host because I'll do it.
In the popular chips brand Lay's, when was the first bag of Lay's chips sold?
Like a year?
1908.
Nope.
Anybody else?
I'm going to say 1937.
Close, actually.
Close.
1938.
Nope.
1932.
That was close.
1932.
What's it been around?
1932.
Yeah, almost 100 years.
Here's an easy one on the potato chip thing.
What city in upstate New York were potato chips invented?
That's not a fair question, Tyler.
He's from Texas.
We all know that because there's only like one relevant city in upstate New York.
There's two, actually.
I don't know.
Fucking Rochester.
Did you actually not know that?
No.
It's in Saratoga, you fucking retard.
Oh, really?
Tyler drops the R word a lot around here.
As long as you're not offended.
We don't want to get canceled here.
Tyler drops it more than most people.
So, Casey, I think you should pull up some Star Wars trivia and do it head to head with these two Star Wars guys here.
I got another one, though.
All right, go for it.
What year did Mike Tyson win his first world title?
1997.
Ooh.
Is that right?
I think so.
Give me a second.
I gotta look it up.
Yeah, it is.
Actually, no.
No.
It was 1987.
Oh, that was even close.
How many times did Mike Tyson win the world title?
What's that?
Mike Tyson won the world title how many times?
I'm going to say five times.
Six times.
Damn.
And here's an easy one for our emo boys out there.
The popular band My Chemical Romance released the famous album Black Raid in which year?
2007.
Oh, no, 2006.
Oh, man.
Emo was a little before your time, right, Noon?
It was 2006.
Casey had it right.
Oh, you're born in 2004.
Wow, I feel old.
I feel fucking old.
Casey, is he allowed to be in this basement?
Yeah, that was 19 years ago.
I'm just messing with you.
Casey, this kid's 18.
Put some more clothes on.
Damn it.
It's a feds.
Oh, you don't?
Oh, wait, you're in for it.
Tyler actually checked out because his headset died.
Yeah, but I see he's from the highlights.
Yeah.
Yeah, my avatar literally just had her tits out.
It was ridiculous.
Hold on, let me download a buzzer here.
Damn.
Damn, my fucking girlfriend left her fucking earrings here.
She left her earrings?
She's going to think that some other girl left your earrings there.
No, these are definitely hers.
Or maybe you left your earrings.
I mean, my hole's healed.
I should get my ears pierced again.
You got your ears pierced?
I had my ears pierced and my nose pierced at one point.
Wow, is that when you talked like you had that douchebag accent?
Yeah, I had that.
Speaking of which, I actually watched that movie yesterday with my girlfriend.
Noon, have you ever seen that movie, Place Beyond the Pines?
It's a good movie.
It's got Ryan Gosling in it.
Yeah, it's about actually the place close to where we're all from.
It's about a corrupt police department.
That's definitely corrupt just in the movie.
Right, definitely not corrupt in real life.
The federal government and the state police had to step in for a little bit to keep an eye on them.
When cops are selling cocaine in your town, it's a problem.
Damn, B.
Yo, you fucking on this shit, Holmes.
Listen, B.
Dude, that accent was real. I didn't really notice it until you said that.
It is real, dude. It's literally that accent.
That was at the point where I had pissed blonde hair.
I had pierced ears and listened to a lot of My Chemical Romance.
Dude, I remember when that fucking album came out.
So do I.
Bro, so do I, bro.
I got that album on a fucking CD.
There we go. We got a buzzer.
Yeah, I got that album on fucking a CD, which is fucking ridiculous to say now.
Yeah, I mean, dude, it's wild to think my favorite album is Take the Steer Grave by Firefork.
That was my favorite emo album.
And probably my favorite album of all time, actually.
And that came out in 2000.
Actually, I think it was 2006.
No, maybe five, maybe it was 2004.
It was like 2005 to 2006.
Somewhere in that area.
That was like, it's almost 20 years old.
Yeah.
It's older than this guy sitting here.
It's crazy.
Yeah. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.
My favorite My Chemical Romance album is going to be 20 years old next year.
Wow. Yeah.
Crazy how time flies.
Dude, it's fucking nuts.
But let's see here.
Get some trivia going.
Dude, I was going to bring the fucking cyberpunk D&D game this week if we did it.
I had it in my car.
Oh, yeah.
Isn't that the one that you said like nobody wants to play?
No one wants to play it with me.
Dude, I fucking love playing it, but no one wants to play it.
It's annoying.
You play Dungeons and Dragons, man.
I've played some.
I've played like Half-Life New.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah. I don't know what that is at all.
It's basically the same thing, just like different rules and stuff.
Yeah.
Tyler was, he spent like 45 minutes explaining it to us.
And then saying how he wants to, or no, not Dungeons and Dragons.
Cyberpunk.
Cyberpunk, yeah.
But you ever play cyberpunk?
Yeah, I did for a little bit. I never went really far in it.
Right.
I think it sounds fun.
My fucking hamster's losing her fucking shit.
I think she hears the rain outside.
Well, you got a you got a consoler.
She's like crawling on top of her fucking cage here.
Here, take the take a piece of cheese.
Jesus Christ.
You're fucking going insane.
Here.
All right.
Hold on a sec.
Let me see.
All right.
You got some trivia, Casey?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, folks from Star Wars trivia.
Holy shit.
I found a fucking puff bar that I had on the fucking under my bed for like fucking three years.
Let's see if it's the words.
Who are Kylo Ren's parents?
That would be Leia Organa and Han Solo.
That's correct.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Damn.
I don't I don't know what he said, actually.
I have no idea what he said.
I heard some.
Leia and Han.
How does he have three parents?
He doesn't.
That's just their names.
Oh, I thought he said Leia.
Oh, I thought I thought it was a third person in there.
Oh, you fucking.
There's like a three way going on.
Damn.
All right.
I mean, she did.
She did make out with her her her brother.
So yeah.
How did that happen?
Can you explain that?
Because I've heard that, but I don't.
She didn't know he was she was his brother or he was he was her brother.
But, you know, a little bit of incest never hurt anybody.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like a lot of Steven Spielberg movies go down that path.
Why is George Lucas not Steven Spielberg?
Well, the whole thing went back to the future.
That was weird.
I mean, his mom was super hot, though.
So Steven Spielberg wasn't part of.
I think he was like I think he like kind of helped out a little bit, but like he wasn't like the main guy.
It was George Lucas.
All right. Who who killed key John Jim Qui Gon, Jim.
Yeah, that guy, Liam Neeson.
That'd be Darth Maul.
Darth Maul.
That's correct.
All right.
We got to Tyler and zero for noon so far.
All right.
Tyler, you are a Star Wars man because this guy last time he was just spouting off the answers like it was nobody's business.
My mom forced me to watch Star Wars from the age of being born to now.
And I just ended up really liking it.
So according to Yoda, there are always how many Sith Lords?
No more, no less.
Well, that's kind of difficult because there's one.
There's one. Well, actually, he didn't hear the question.
We got to keep this fair.
It's hard for him to hear.
Yeah.
Oh, according to Yoda, there are always how many set boards?
No more, no less.
Well, it's kind of difficult.
He said two.
There is two.
But yeah, that's two there because there's a Lord Lord and the Sith apprentice.
So I don't know if it counts.
There are like times when there will be three or four depending on the circumstances.
Yeah, because like Darth Maul, I don't know if he counted as a Sith Lord.
He was just a Sith.
But there is Count Dooku at that point and the Emperor or it was Palpatine at that point.
But also Darth Maul was around.
And then there's also Grievous, but he really wasn't anything.
He was just a hunter that used lightsabers.
So yeah.
Wow, you guys, you guys know a lot about this.
All right.
Next question, Casey.
Two.
Who built C3PO?
Anakin Skywalker.
Oh, too easy.
Is he right?
Yeah.
All right.
Anakin Skywalker built C3PO.
All right.
Three one.
Han Solo was frozen in what?
Carbonite.
Oh, shit.
You know what?
Being that there's a delay, he said carbonite too.
So I'm going to say.
I'll give it to him.
OK.
Yeah.
So it's what?
Three.
Four two.
Yeah.
All right.
Four two.
Who killed Java the Hutt?
Well, that would be.
Yeah.
That's correct.
Damn, four three.
All right.
Oh, that's easy.
On Tatooine, what name did Obi Wan go by?
Ben.
That's correct.
Old Ben.
Oh, Ben.
Let's let's state the question again, because he couldn't hear it.
On Tatooine, what did Obi Wan go by?
Oh, yeah.
He said Ben too.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
So we'll give it to both of us, because that's super fucking easy.
Yeah.
So five five five four.
Yeah, five four five four.
What color was Mace Windu's lightsaber?
That would be purple.
Oh, they both said purple.
Which would be really it was really funny because fucking Samuel L. Jackson was just
like, literally, I will be in your movie for free if you give me a purple lightsaber.
He really said that?
Yeah, he loves Star Wars.
All right.
Oh, oh, sorry.
I cut out for a second.
All right.
So it's seven seven five six five.
That was six five.
Yeah.
Who adopted Anakin and Padme's daughter?
Fuck, I forgot their names.
I forgot that one.
It was like, it was something.
Yeah.
Fuck, what were their names?
I can see their stupid faces too.
Like the one guy with like the beard and like the blue shirt and fucking.
Yeah, it wasn't a blue shirt.
Like everything is ever.
Yeah.
I can't remember this one.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is the dude's name?
Fuck.
I don't know.
I don't know that one.
Organa.
I mean, Senator Organa.
Like that makes sense.
What is the name of the female member of the Jedi High Council who is the same species
as Yoda?
Gattles.
Yeah.
Is it?
Yep.
Jesus Christ, Tyler.
Who is this?
Seven five.
Yeah, seven five.
What model of aircraft is this?
Oh, fuck.
It's not an X-Wing.
I forgot.
It was some kind of.
I thought it was a speeder.
Oh, fuck.
That's a tough one.
Yeah.
That would be the T-16 Sky Hopper.
Did you fly that flight sim down?
I bet they have it.
It's fucking pouring rain here.
Jesus Christ.
Really?
All right.
Next question.
I found a fucking vape pen under my bed.
It's been there for like three years and it still works.
Does it?
Yeah.
I just took a fucking hit off it.
It's fucking tabacky.
Dude, I love vape pens, actually.
How about this?
Han Solo posted that the Millennium Falcon made the castle run in less than how many
parsecs?
Three?
I think it's three.
No.
Is it two?
Did you hear the question?
No.
Seven five.
It's not seven?
Nope.
Oh, that's.
What is it?
It is seven five.
If it's not six, I'm way off the track.
Who is the first character to speak in the series in The New Hope?
Fuck.
Is it Luke?
I don't know that one either.
B, C, three P.O.
Oh, yeah.
I can't fucking I can't think of that.
Was that when they were walking through the fucking desert or is that in Return of Jedi?
It was one of them.
What's the score, Dan?
I think it's still seven five.
Seven five.
Right?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Sounds great.
In which movie did Yoda not appear?
First one, New Hope, not a New Hope, Phantom Menace.
Did you hear the question, Noob?
I think I didn't hear the whole thing.
In which movie did Yoda not appear?
Are we including like the last three, too?
No.
He was in one, two.
He wasn't in a New Hope.
I don't think he was in a New Hope.
That's right.
All right. So eight eight five Tyler.
In what system are Han and Leia in before traveling to Bespin?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know.
And note and note.
That makes sense.
I don't know.
Yeah, it makes sense.
What was the Finn's number in Star Wars The Force Awakens?
FN 2987, I think.
I don't remember that one either.
2187.
I said that.
You said nine seven.
Did I?
How the heck do you remember this?
What kind of vehicle did Rey live in?
Fuck. That's that's the newer ones. I don't know those ones.
Yeah, it was. I think it was a wrecked star.
And 8080.
Did she live in a movie?
Right.
The star destroyer is where she went to like a junkie.
Yeah. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. I remember now. Yeah, that's right.
Who wiped out all the information about Kamino from the Jedi Temple archives?
Django for that?
Eh.
Fuck.
Can you repeat the question again?
Who wiped out all of the information about Kamino from the Jedi Temple archives?
I'm gonna assume it was Andrew Palpatine.
Oh no.
No. Okay.
Count Dooku.
Yeah, that makes... Fuck!
That's right.
The fucker.
What body part did Luke Skywalker lose in his fight with Darth Vader?
I think it's his left hand.
I think it was his left or his right.
He did lose his fucking hand.
It was not his left hand.
It was his right hand?
Yeah.
You fucking piece of shit.
85.
Or 95, I think.
Is it 95?
I'll just go with 8. That sounds cooler.
Alright, 8-5.
Who freed Princess Leia from her chains at Jabba's Palace?
I think it was Luke.
Eh.
He said Han Solo?
Yeah, it's Han.
Nope.
Did you say yourself?
Nope.
Damn.
Somebody's on meth or some shit. I don't fucking know.
That's R2-D2.
Oh, God!
Yeah.
Who fixed the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon?
I think that was also R2.
Yup.
Probably me.
So, 95?
No, it's 5.
Yeah, it's 95.
9-11.
Alright. Tyler, you get 10, you win.
Who killed Django Fett?
That would be Mace Windu.
Yup.
Damn, 10-5.
Tyler, you're a fucking nerd.
Tyler.
Tyler wins.
I'm a huge nerd.
Fucking Star Wars nerd.
Dude, can the rain fucking stop?
I'm trying to fucking get a cat.
Yeah, can you see the rain?
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get it away from the fucking window.
Oh.
Well.
Anyhow.
Tyler won.
Oh, he won. Oh, oh.
Damn. Tyler wins.
Tyler wins.
Thank you.
Damn.
I didn't realize that Tyler was such a Star Wars nerd.
Because last time, I was like, I was thinking Noon was the Star Wars nerd of all time.
I didn't realize that Tyler...
You weren't joking when you said your mom put a lightsaber in your crib or something, right?
She did.
Jesus.
Yeah, I don't get you.
Yeah.
But Tyler's had more time to watch more Star Wars stuff.
Yeah, I had about six years on it.
Yeah.
Dude, that's crazy.
I went to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters the day that it opened.
Nice.
Dude.
It was cool.
It was an experience.
It was. It really was.
Tyler, you're 25?
Yep.
Dude, so six years ago, you were 18?
Six years ago, I was 19. Retard.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
That's how years work.
Got him.
Yeah, 19. That's what I meant.
So, when you started at the last place that we worked together.
Yeah.
I can't believe that that should be illegal.
It should be.
I actually just turned 19 when I got hired.
Man, that is too young, bro.
Like, literally two weeks after I turned 19 is when I got hired.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Bro, I was still getting in trouble with the police when I was 19.
Oh, that doesn't mean I wasn't getting in trouble with the police because I was.
I was like, I was still a punk when I was 19.
I mean, the last time I got detained was when I was 20.
So, that was about five years ago now.
Wow.
Yeah, and we all, I think we were talking about this before.
We used to work on the ambulance together.
We used to work for the same company.
Yeah.
But, yeah, wow.
Oh, sorry.
God, I keep double tapping the side of my headset.
I got to shut that off.
Oh, yeah.
It's annoying.
But, yeah, I was 19 when I started.
Casey was my trainer and so was Beepus.
Beepus.
So, how much?
So, Casey's what, three years older than you?
How old are you, Casey?
28?
Yeah.
So, yeah, you're three years older than me.
So, you were, I was 19, so you were 22 when I started?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, so around there.
That's crazy.
Just bunch of fucking kids.
And I left there when I was 23.
That's when I started.
You leave first.
I left there.
Yeah.
I left there when I was 23 and then I started working.
Yeah, so I've been doing this for about six, seven years now.
Damn.
Well.
Yeah.
Lots of trauma, you know?
I have nightmares almost every night.
Wake up screaming.
My girlfriend doesn't like that.
You know how it is.
You know how it is, bro.
Hey, you know what?
Noon has never heard the story of 2Jub.
Oh.
Do you want to give him a quick rundown of that story?
I think it'd be a great story to hear.
Fucking the stabbing?
What's that, Noon?
I said yeah, I'd be down.
Dude, he's down in the hair if you.
The stabbing one?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that was brutal.
So me and my buddy Saunders, who was on the podcast before,
love you, Saunders.
You're a great guy.
But me and Saunders, we got a call for Bravo Unknown Medical
and for you guys who don't know and for Noon who probably doesn't know.
That's basically the second lowest level thing that you can get.
Yeah, so elaborate on that real quick.
Oh, hold on one second.
Stand by.
So the calls go out like in an order, like they're ranked by severity.
So it goes Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo.
Yeah.
So like an Alpha is like somebody stubbed their toe or not even.
Actually, they have Omegas now too since you've been out.
Oh, do they?
Yeah, Omegas is like a blood draw.
Oh, OK.
So an Echo would be like a cardiac arrest, right?
Or there's three things that is it's a cardiac arrest.
It is a respiratory arrest or a person actively on fire.
Oh, yeah, I didn't even know that.
Yeah.
So this one out is like a very low severity, like not a big deal.
Low priority.
Carry on, Tyler. Sorry.
So we get there and me and my partner get up there and we're like, OK,
there's two ladies standing out in front of the house.
And they're like, I'm like, oh, are you the people that called?
They're like, oh, yeah.
So I'm like, so why did you guys call?
Like, yeah, we just heard murder noises downstairs.
And I go, hold on a second.
Murder noises?
What does that sound like?
So this motherfucker.
Oh, God.
And then my partner Saunders decides that he wants to go inside and check.
So before he reaches the fucking door, I grab him by his collar and I go,
we're going to wait for the police to come.
So we we call the police.
We hit the panic button on our on our radios, which means that we're going
to get a shit ton of cops that show up.
So we get there and then the cops kick the door in.
And there is just like when I say it's a murder scene, like level of blood,
like there's just blood literally everywhere.
And my like the biggest cop in the entire city, this dude is like six fucking
five jacked out of his mind, lifts up this thing that was just laying there.
I'm like, oh, that's not good.
He goes, we need to leave now.
Like, what the fuck is happening?
So this motherfucker puts this fucking body down on the porch that was stabbed
47 times in the face, 32 times in the neck, 57 times in the chest, once in the vagina.
And there's just countless ones in the arms.
And, you know, I should have this is going to be a graphic story.
Brutal site.
I assumed it would be brutal.
So it was a brutal site.
So then the cop just turns to me and goes, do something.
What do you want me to do?
There's your something.
So I'm like, I guess I'll do CPR.
And then my partner's like, I'm like, I told the part of my get that get the get the
oxygen mask.
So he goes out there and I'm doing CPR on a person who's obviously dead.
Oh, the knife was still sticking out of her skull, by the way.
Forgot that little detail.
Well, it wasn't sticking out of her skull, right?
Yeah, like it was embedded into her skull.
So through the back of her skull coming out her mouth, right?
Which takes a lot of force to do, like a lot.
And so I was doing CPR, like compressing on her chest.
And then my partner was ventilating her with the with oxygen.
So giving her breaths.
But every time that I would press her chest down, blood would spray all over my
partner's face.
And I just looked up at him and he is like, yep, this is my life now.
And I don't want to do this job anymore.
Pretty much.
So we did that.
Fire Department got there.
I'm like, hey, can we call it like call it on scene?
Like, call it dead.
Like, no, we're transporting to the hospital.
I go, what the fuck are you talking about?
And then we transport to the hospital and then the doctor at the hospital goes,
why did you even bring this here?
This is a murder victim.
This isn't like a second patient.
This is just a victim of a murder.
Then I'm like, yeah, you can blame the Fire Department for that.
Yes.
So what Tyler's saying is like, if it's bad enough, they'll just like if
there's no chance, like of any kind of resuscitation, they just they just
pronounce them on scene.
Right.
Basically.
So they won't bring him to the hospital and call a doctor and tell them
they're not bringing them in because there's no point.
Right.
So the doctor was wondering when he got there to the hospital, like why they
even bothered bringing the patient in because it was that bad.
They were that bad.
They were fucked.
Yeah, that's that's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
I saw the entire human bloods worth of body just all over the house.
It was cool.
Man.
I didn't get anything that gruesome.
And also my partner, this is this is something I learned after after the
fact.
My partner was going in.
The guy who killed the person actually was standing at the front door waiting
to stab us.
But when I said we're going to call the police, he jumped out the back window.
My God.
Yeah.
Wow.
Dude, and then you wouldn't have been here on the Untitled podcast.
I probably would have been here.
Saunders wouldn't have been.
You would use them as a human shield.
No, I had a fucking boot knife in my fucking boot cell.
I would end up being a knife fight and I take me over random psychopath and I
do a knife fight.
Oh, man.
So, Newton, have you seen the Barbie movie?
No, I don't know if I want to.
I watched the movie.
I've heard good things about it.
I haven't seen the Barbie movie.
I was just kind of joking.
But yeah, so so I think I kind of know what happens in the Oppenheimer movie.
I mean, yeah, it's called history.
But the general that one chick, you get to see her, you know, riding on that
dude, which is pretty cool.
Did you see Tyler?
Yeah, I saw I saw Oppenheimer and then I saw Barbie.
I saw both of them like back to back.
Yeah.
Me, my girlfriend wanted to do it.
Did you really?
Yeah.
Well, so if you had to see one, which one would it be?
So Oppenheimer is going to be like one of those movies that like is looked back on
as like a masterpiece.
Barbie is just kind of fun, I guess.
It has Ryan Gosling in it.
So, you know, that gives it bonus points like Ryan Gosling in anything makes the
movie like 10 times better, you know, right.
He's just he's just a funny guy.
Also, they like it.
They it looked like it was supposed to be like a feminist movie, but when the when
the when the Kens took over and made a Kethno state, that's Ken ethno state.
I can't I trademarked that the Kethno state was better than Barbie land.
And then fucking once it went back to Barbie land, it went back to being shitty.
So I don't know.
My my takeaway is that the movie said that men rule the world better and women just
make things shitty.
So, you know, I think it's the opposite of what they're trying to go for.
But it seemed like the men rule in the world were pretty cool.
They had the Barbies dressed in maid outfits, bring them beers and shit.
They fucking like worked out and stuff.
I mean, I say that's a pretty cool world.
Dude, that's awesome.
I bet I bet a lot of women would trade that if they didn't have to go to work.
Oh, absolutely.
Dude, listen, if I could be in a maid outfit and bringing my my wife beer, if I
never had to work for the rest of my life, I'd take that.
Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't, but.
It was fucking sub boy.
Do they have men's maid outfits?
I don't even know what that is.
I hope not. But like what Mr.
Slave I'm willing to bet will be like the equivalent of a maid outfit for a guy
like wearing like a tuxedo like all the time.
Fucking Femboy attire, Femboy Hooters.
You ever go to Femboy Hooters noon?
I've dragged there a couple of times.
You've actually been there.
That's so funny.
Dude, that map is fucked.
I don't even know what is it.
Oh, so it's like a popular place.
Oh, it's a it's a popular map.
Yeah.
Oh, OK. OK.
I thought it was only you guys.
I thought it was something you guys found.
No, they have like avatar case.
Do you still have the Femboy Hooters avatar changing?
I don't think so.
You should have it.
No, I'm much more than got fucking conked.
Look at look at your after see if Femboy Hooters is on there.
I didn't see any other fucking chicks from Femboy Hooters, Tyler.
Yeah.
So I was looking on when I was trying to find you on Instagram to send you that episode.
I was looking at some of your artwork.
It's pretty good.
That's pretty dope.
Right.
And I think it was like the same as your your name and VR chat.
No, I think you might have to send it to me again because I was looking through my messages and I didn't see anything.
OK, I'll have to see if I can.
I'm sure Casey can dig up what episode it was quicker than I can.
So 17.
Wow.
How did you get that so quick?
I think it was.
Did you just pull that out of your just out of the cranium?
The brain cranium.
How did you add a 40 episodes?
You remembered that was 17.
Jesus.
I was looking at it the other day.
Oh, wow.
That's wild.
Yeah.
What else was I?
Oh, yeah.
You said that you were doing like a little design or something like you're learning how to use VR or unity or something.
I've really gone super far with that.
I'm still like learning things.
Basically, all I know is how to upload remade avatars and edit them.
OK, but besides that, yeah, besides that, there's not much else I've gotten to yet.
So you haven't made any any avatars on your own, like any of your own?
Not yet.
Yeah, I have like drafts and stuff like I've started one thing.
I didn't really get anywhere with it because I didn't know how to continue.
I'd like some like pictures set up in Blender for like references.
I was wanting to make like this like big muscular body with some kind of stupid head to be like a meme.
Right.
And it didn't really turn out very well.
I got a cool question to ask our friend here.
So what's your opinion on the art style of hentai?
Tyler has a good some is bad.
Some is good, some is bad.
The kind that Tyler likes is bad.
It's not bad.
Elaborate for me.
You know, the milk stuff, you know, the cool like, you know, mommy milkers shit, you know.
Oh, no, not like the actual not the actual milk.
Wait, one of your check marks is what?
Oh, absolutely. I like this guy.
You know, he checks off in my book.
He's going to be a regular guest.
He might secure a permanent seat on the Untitled podcast.
He's he's here more than Ali Mac.
Oh, I do.
I bet if you looked it up and did the math.
You fucking got him.
Like at least this guy, at least this guy shows up.
Yeah. So what is your what is your avatar?
This one since Tyler can't see it.
Yeah, I can't see it.
Yeah, it's I'm a duck with a cowboy.
You know what?
I'm a chihuahua.
Oh, oh, that's not what I see.
What do you see, Casey?
You got you got to turn on the you got to turn on the yeah, I turn it on.
I turn it on. It's a fucking chihuahua.
Yeah, with big bulging eyes.
Right now you're just looking at the fallback.
Yeah, yeah.
I just see your I see a skull with a mustache and tuxedo.
All right. So hold on a sec.
So do I have to point at you, right?
Yeah. And you got hit on like the eyeball thing.
Do you see?
Nope.
Yeah.
I think I have to stand up.
You look giving up a foot job.
What did you say?
No, I'm trying to see the avatar.
I don't know why it's not working.
That's that's all.
Well, you motherfucker.
Next time.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see his avatar next time.
Let me set my fucking watch to go off to wake me up when I was at work like three days ago,
and I still can't get up.
How to turn it off. So it just goes off at five forty five every day.
Oh, that sucks. Yeah, it's five forty five in the morning.
Yeah.
But up all night.
What time is it there?
Four forty six. Oh, OK.
You're you're up. Oh, you're up early, too.
Or up late or up late. Yeah.
One of the two.
All day and up all night.
Yeah, that's the life, man. You can do that when you're 18.
Yeah.
What are you going for?
Like a tech college, they will be doing some automotive engineering for a bit.
See how I like that.
Depending on where it goes on, either be switching over to welding or sticking with that.
Good for you. That's awesome, dude.
That's that's the way to do it. Trade school. Yeah.
Some underwater welding.
If I wasn't doing this shit, I would definitely be definitely go for welding.
What was that?
If you weren't podcasting, you would be welding.
I get my certifications and stuff.
I'll be heading out to Alaska and working there, building up some money so I can retire early.
Oh, yeah.
Stop at GameStop for us.
Yeah, that's that's one of the places.
That's one of the places we prank call.
Ask them if they got a if they got Spyro the Angry Dragon.
Damn, you got that game with the little purple dragon.
Making all the people around breaking the fire shit up.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is Spyro the Angry Dragon.
I love that game.
Damn, dude.
I'm fucking crashing, so I might I might get off here.
Me too. My contacts are literally falling out because I've been up so long.
All right. Well, thanks for joining us for a special guest noon.
Yeah, it was great seeing you again.
Well, where's where's the best place to get a hold of you?
Probably Instagram. If you don't use like this school, your any fun Instagram will be the easiest.
All right. So we can cut this part.
We can cut this part out of the episode.
We're going for a chance, bro.
For a chance.
Stay off the for a chance.
It's the it's the gutter of the Internet.
For Chan and Reddit.
Yeah, Reddit.
Reddit's just fucking porn at this point.
Let's be real. Right.
Oh, hold on a second. Stand by.
Sorry, I cut out there.
All right. So next time we're looking for a special guest, either we'll be down here and you just pop in or we'll hit you up on Instagram.
All right. So is there any products you'd like to promote or any shameless plugs you'd like to throw in here?
No, I got nothing.
Smell results.
Neither do we.
Tomic Rhino.
Yeah, like on Facebook.
I usually go to Facebook and Twitter and X, I mean, X, X, X, Tentacion.
It's like an email or emails fucking untitled podcast.
Seventy three at Gmail.
Please somebody.
Yeah. Even if it's you, noon, just send us an email.
Untitled podcast 73 at Gmail dot com. I even signed us up for letters from the Mormons.
They didn't even get back to us.
We can't even get one email.
All right. Well, as always.
Yeah, yeah, just send us anything.
And as always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other.
We out.
Bye.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
We have people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this hearment come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Alien-based nests.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
If they come from our planet, then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with them.
I just...
...miss them.
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, no, Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there. Everybody's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Everybody's like, Elon Musk is so cool. He made a place for himself.
The actual government is trying.
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are fucking all of it.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking bill of labor.
He's fucking off.