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We're back in Don Long's Palace VR.

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Yeah, bro. Yeah, this is my palace, bro.

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I didn't paint a rat on the floor, bro.

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I didn't paint that shit rat, bro.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. So...

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There we go.

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I'm a fuckin'...

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I'm a fuckin'...

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I'm some anime chick with fuckin' blue nails and fuckin' blue hair.

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And fuckin'...

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Dan's a fuckin'... uh, alien guy.

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He's a fuckin' extraterrestrial, if you will.

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Tyler's a meme. He's the meme guy.

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I'm a troll face.

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Is that what that is? Yeah.

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Yeah, can you guys mute your audio in-game?

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Because I'm gettin' echo through this shit.

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Mine's muted. Yeah.

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No, you're not.

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Oh, shit. Yep.

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Hey.

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Mine should be muted.

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Yeah, we're all muted now.

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Anyways, welcome to the show.

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We were supposed to do it way earlier.

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It's like 4 a.m. right now, I think.

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I think it's past 4.

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4-4-15.

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4-15 a.m.

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Wow.

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This might be a shorter one, so...

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You know.

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Casey called an emergency episode.

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Well, the emergency episode to talk about the economic state of the union of the United States of America.

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Dude, Jesus saves, bro.

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Jesus saves.

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Listen, bro, I was readin'...

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There's gonna be a new recession.

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There's gonna be a new economic recession.

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Congratulations.

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Unemployment is going up, bro.

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And fucking mortgage rates are going up.

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Interest rates into fucking 8%, bro.

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When does this recession start?

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It's started. It's already started.

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Damn.

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It's the beginning of the recession.

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Really?

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Yep.

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And we got fucking Joe Biden out the hill.

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Listen, if you fucking subscribe to Joe Biden,

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you're a fucking capitalist slave.

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I don't think anybody subscribes to it.

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I'm pretty sure nobody does.

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My Joe Biden skin got banned.

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It's not banned, but it won't let me change into it.

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Really? It might let me change into mine. I see.

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It's fucking Joe Biden with a pair of tits.

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Is that what it is?

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Yeah.

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Fuck, I can't change into it again.

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That's a great fucking thing, though.

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I love that. It's hilarious.

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I do know one person that subscribes to Joe Biden, though.

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Yeah?

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Joe Biden.

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Does he?

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Yeah, oh yeah. He loves himself.

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Bro, but basically we're slaves to fucking capitalism.

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Like, fucking you think Joe Biden,

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you think Donald Trump is gonna fucking save you,

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get us out of this fucking train wreck of debt?

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No, no, not gracefully, at least.

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I mean, you know what? Here's what Trump...

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Oh shit, what up, Snoop?

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Here's what, yeah, Tyler's character is now Snoop Dogg,

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dancing like a stripper.

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Cripple walking?

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Yeah.

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Here's what Donald Trump would do.

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He would get into office and he would undo all the green energy stuff

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to increase our domestic production of oil,

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which would lower the cost of things,

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but it set us back like 10 years as far as like green energy.

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So that's his plan, which is like, yeah, dude,

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that's what everybody has done since the beginning of time.

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It's like everybody knows that if you keep energy prices low,

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like the economy is cooking the fire.

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Kason, do you know if you look down,

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you can literally see the nipples underneath this shirt?

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Why are you fucking copying me?

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Fucking cloning me.

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And now I'm fucking, oh, I'm bouncing.

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Oh, it's better now. Oh, no, it's not.

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But fucking...

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Oh, yeah, look at that.

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Jesus Christ, it's so scary.

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I feel like I'd be a fingered by an alien.

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Well, anyway, back to the topic at hand.

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Oh, yeah.

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Fucking capitalism.

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And if you fucking, you think about it, you say like,

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like capitalism, you critique capitalism,

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saying that people are all poor.

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But, you know,

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you critique socialism, saying people are all poor.

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But in capitalism, everybody's also all poor,

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except for like 1% of people.

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That's not true.

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I don't think it's true at all, actually.

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You're stupid, Kason.

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You're real dumb.

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Do you know how many millionaires there are in the United States?

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How many people are happy at their jobs?

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Like, what percent of people are happy at their jobs?

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Well, I mean, you know, life isn't all supposed to be all happy all the time.

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The world is a little bit...

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No, but just in general.

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I'm miserable, to be honest.

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Exactly, me too.

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I'm just lying, bro.

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You know why I feel great?

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Because I found Jesus.

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You found Jesus?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, see, it says it here on your laptop.

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Jesus saves, bro.

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Right here.

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Hold on, let's see how many millionaires there are in the United States.

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How many? I'm going to say about a million? No.

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Probably way more than that.

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Fucking thousands.

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Dude, this show sucks.

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What?

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Have we ever done anything of significance on this show?

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It's fucking real.

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You don't have to tell the world, Tyler.

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That is significant. What the fuck?

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Oh, where am I right now?

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Okay, there are about 22 million millionaires in the US.

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So 8.8% of US adults are millionaires.

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That's pretty cool.

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Yeah, 33%.

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8.8% of people are millionaires?

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Yes.

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That doesn't make sense.

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Yeah, so almost 9 people out of 100 are millionaires.

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No, they're not.

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Yes, they are.

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How many of those people are actually just straight up homeless?

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Well, probably not a lot.

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But you have to take into account cities.

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That's why people move to cities is because that's where the money is.

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So like a lot of people have like incomes of $253,000 a year in the city.

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Dude, I'm so fucking hot.

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You're what?

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I'm so fucking sad, dude.

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What is going on over there?

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What is the...

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What does my character look like?

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He's staring at the ceiling and his hands are up.

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Well, I mean, I'm laying in my bed right now, so that might be doing that.

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He just looks really...

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dare I say autistic.

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Tyler's not having the greatest day, which is what I'm saying, bro.

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Nobody is because the fucking the state of the fucking...

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You know, you think about socialism and you say, oh, like, what are we having for dinner?

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What's on TV?

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We're having soup and bread again.

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But, you know...

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What a family dog.

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But, you know, fucking poor people.

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Look at the fucking hood of America.

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Look at the fucking cities of America.

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Even the fucking middle class people who are struggling.

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Well, at least...

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At least there's enough money in the United States that people in the hood can rob money from other people.

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Yeah.

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In a socialist country, they...

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Sometimes, I mean, everybody's so poor, there's not even anybody to rob from.

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I'm watching a show called Money Heist on Netflix.

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Oh, that shit's hot.

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Oh, which one?

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Like the main one.

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Oh, Tokyo?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I actually don't normally like short-haired chicks.

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But she's nice.

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Well, we know how Tyler feels about short-haired chicks.

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Yeah.

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Especially the ones on Keemaw.

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Is that making me a bad person?

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What's that?

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Does that make me a bad person for doing that?

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No, dude.

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Everybody's got their kinks.

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Nah, dude.

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I was thinking about it.

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You know, if you're working to rob...

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Like, don't rob just random convenience stores or your fucking dudes in the street.

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If you're gonna fucking rob something, you're gonna get the same fucking sentence for robbing a bank as you are for robbing a dude.

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So just fucking rob a bank, man.

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Yeah.

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So basically, they break into the National Bank of Spain, the mint of Spain where they print money.

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And they hold people hostage.

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And they try to buy time in order to print their own fucking money.

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And they print like fucking eight million dollars an hour.

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And they make the hostages like slaves and fucking make them work to print money for them.

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Oh my God.

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That's hilarious.

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I was watching something like that where this guy...

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Oh, it was one of those guys who worked for like Brinks, right?

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Like one of those...

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Oh, shit.

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He stole like 11 million dollars.

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Yeah.

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And...

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Or no, it was like 20 million.

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And then he left the van with 11 million still in it and only took 11 million with him.

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Because there's so much money he couldn't take it all.

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Wait, he couldn't take the full...

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Yeah, he couldn't carry it.

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So he only took half of it and then left the van.

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Fun fact, every single bank...

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Oh, shit.

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We were getting some echo.

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You were saying about the...

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What were you saying?

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Me or him?

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Him.

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Oh, I was saying Tyler's facts.

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He comes out with these facts that sound unbelievable.

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And then I look them up and they're true.

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I'm like Alex Jones, you know?

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Yeah, right. Exactly.

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It always comes out later.

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But like everybody's like, that can't be true.

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I'm like...

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Listen, some day, Ali Max is going to be sitting there.

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He's going to read the news that Joseph Pfeiffer planned 9-11.

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And he's going to shit himself.

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And so are you guys.

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Dude, I mean, I'm not opposed to the fact that he probably had something to do with it.

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You know, I mean, I'm sure he probably had a little something to do with it.

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The real Osama Bin Laden.

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Who's Osama?

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Who's Osama?

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Yes.

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He was that guy that fucking killed 2000 people.

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You remember?

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Yeah, I remember that guy.

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Dude, you should add Building 7 to the fucking...

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Oh my God.

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That'd be too much.

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What's that?

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Adding Building 7 to this.

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I could do it.

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Just a scale model.

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Are you kidding me?

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Dude, that's ingenious.

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Dude, I'll do it.

268
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And fucking Nightboot, the fucking strip club.

269
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,800
Dude, do you want me to add Building 7?

270
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,800
Yeah, I would shit my pants.

271
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,800
Dude, I'll make it so it's like burning too.

272
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,800
Yo, that's fucked.

273
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,800
That's fucked.

274
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,800
Dude, it's all filled with smoke.

275
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:56,800
Dude, I mean, that's not that bad because nobody died in Building 7.

276
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,800
Yeah, really?

277
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:06,800
But there had to be people from Building 7 who got out, but they were still in the area that died, right?

278
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,800
No, it was a controlled explosion.

279
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,800
Yeah, no, I don't think...

280
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:17,800
Oh, they made the evacuation order before they blew it up.

281
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,800
Right, yeah.

282
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,800
Gotcha.

283
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,800
Come on, what are the chances of that?

284
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,800
Everybody just happened to get out and then it imploded.

285
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,800
It's like, give me a fucking break.

286
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,800
Did it implode or explode?

287
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,800
I would say it definitely imploded.

288
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800
It fell in on itself.

289
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,800
But dude, just people are too dumb to know the truth.

290
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800
They really are.

291
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:51,800
You know, I was thinking today about how the CIA and the FBI, they manipulate the population so much.

292
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:57,800
But they probably literally have to, dude, because people are so fucking stupid.

293
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,800
People have some really dumb thoughts.

294
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:07,800
That's what the Founding Fathers created the government for was because people, one in ten people can't think for themselves.

295
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,800
More like nine in ten, really.

296
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:15,800
Well, dude, think about how dumb people were before people were required to go to school.

297
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,800
Oh, people are, I would say, the same amount of dumb.

298
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,800
People have more knowledge now because people are required to go to school.

299
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,800
People are still fucking dumb.

300
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,800
Yeah.

301
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:33,800
Yeah, I mean, dude, but back in the day, like there was dumb and then there was like really fucking dumb.

302
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,800
Like now I'm getting my.

303
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,800
Well, but if you think about it, like you don't know how to like grow crops, do you?

304
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:45,800
I do.

305
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,800
You wouldn't be like you can just go out there and be a farmer with no fucking experience.

306
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800
I have a super nice garden.

307
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Do you?

308
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,800
Yeah.

309
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,800
Really?

310
00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:01,800
I grow like a girl like squash and eggplants and potatoes.

311
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,800
I want to do that.

312
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,800
I want to be energy independent.

313
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800
Like I want to make my own calories.

314
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,800
Oh, there's a fat ass fucking groundhog that keeps eating all my shit.

315
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,800
Yeah, that's that's a fucking problem.

316
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,800
His name's Harold.

317
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,800
Harold.

318
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,800
Get out of here, you fat fuck.

319
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800
Oh, my fucking shit.

320
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:31,800
Yeah, dude, I'd love to have like a fish farm, a fish farm and a garden so that I can grow my own fish.

321
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800
Fish farm.

322
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:41,800
Yeah, because I think that's like that has the most like you don't have to eat fish or meat like every day, but you have to have it a couple of times a week.

323
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:48,800
Like so it's like I said, I.

324
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,800
I haven't eaten meat in fucking 20 years.

325
00:17:53,800 --> 00:18:01,800
OK, so if you want to be normal, you have to have, you know, meat a couple of times a week.

326
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,800
Now, I'm just I'm just fucking with you, dude.

327
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:11,800
No, but it does like for optimal health, you need like.

328
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,800
What is it?

329
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,800
What is it?

330
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,800
You've probably just statistic.

331
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800
What do you mean?

332
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,800
You need like 100 grams of protein a day or something.

333
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800
Right.

334
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:26,800
You for for bodybuilding and for like working out, you have to have at least your body weight in protein grams.

335
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,800
All right. So how do you get that without me?

336
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,800
A shit ton of protein powder and peanut butter and eggs.

337
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
So protein.

338
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,800
So plant plant based protein powder.

339
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800
Planned Parenthood.

340
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,800
That's what you do.

341
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,800
Planned Parenthood.

342
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,800
So if you didn't have a laboratory to make that.

343
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,800
Right. What would you do?

344
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,800
I'd fucking capture lobsters and eat them.

345
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,800
All right. So that's me.

346
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,800
That's not me.

347
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,800
It's fish. It's selfish.

348
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,800
All right. So you don't you don't count shellfish as meat.

349
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,800
I'm a pescatarian.

350
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,800
I eat fish, but I don't eat meat.

351
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,800
Dude, I think honestly, I think that's the healthiest way to be.

352
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,800
I would be like that, too, if I could afford to be like that.

353
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,800
Honestly, I would eat anything but fish.

354
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:21,800
I don't like tropical fish, but I like like like North Atlantic fish.

355
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,800
Right. Like salmon.

356
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,800
No salmon socks.

357
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800
You don't like salmon.

358
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800
I like white fish.

359
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,800
I don't like red fish.

360
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,800
Huh. So like like cod.

361
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,800
Racist.

362
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800
Hattic.

363
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,800
Sound a little racist to me.

364
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,800
Cod, Hattic.

365
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,800
Those are real good.

366
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,800
I like shellfish.

367
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,800
Don't like shrimp, actually.

368
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,800
Shrimp kind of sucks.

369
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
You don't lobster, bro.

370
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800
All the way.

371
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,800
So what's your reasoning for not eating meat?

372
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,800
I just don't like the texture of it.

373
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,800
Because he's autistic.

374
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,800
Yes. Tell us about how you freaked out when I made you do the dishes.

375
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:07,800
What dishes?

376
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800
Central.

377
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,800
I had to fucking we're working together.

378
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,800
I made him do the dishes.

379
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,800
It was like who's like the station.

380
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,800
And he was like, I don't like the feeling, man.

381
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,800
Like, I'm good. I can't do it.

382
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,800
I can't do it.

383
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,800
Wipe his hands off.

384
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,800
I can't touch dirty food.

385
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,800
Yeah, like especially if it's like an item.

386
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,800
I didn't work with holding his ears.

387
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,800
Shut up.

388
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,800
Yeah, but I don't want to be touching their plates.

389
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,800
Yeah.

390
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,800
You know, they got a shout out there.

391
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800
Big name drop.

392
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,800
Oh, yeah.

393
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,800
Well, let's see how many how many minutes.

394
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800
Sorry about that.

395
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800
It's a little early for me.

396
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,800
No, it's not.

397
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800
It's a.

398
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,800
Oh, my watch is dead.

399
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,800
I don't even know.

400
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,800
It's probably like five forty five in the morning.

401
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,800
Or four four forty five.

402
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,800
Thirty four.

403
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:14,800
So my head said, oh fuck.

404
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,800
What is Tyler dead?

405
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800
Yeah, my head said just die.

406
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800
Oh, no.

407
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,800
Whatever I'll just I'll just talk to you guys.

408
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800
Well, you're still here.

409
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,800
My head said that.

410
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800
We're still looking at you and you're all contorted.

411
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,800
Can you see him?

412
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,800
Casey?

413
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,800
Yeah.

414
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,800
He's fucking the Joker.

415
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,800
Right.

416
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800
Yeah.

417
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800
Yeah.

418
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,800
Jared Leto.

419
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,800
Yeah.

420
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,800
Who's actually the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars.

421
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
Oh, he just disappeared.

422
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,800
Mm hmm.

423
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800
Damn it.

424
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800
Yeah.

425
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,800
Well, that's right.

426
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,800
We'll play some heat, some taps.

427
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:04,800
He just disappeared just like the Twin Towers from George Bush.

428
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,800
Yeah.

429
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:11,800
Dude, I look like my arms look fucking fantastic right now.

430
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,800
I still got my pump going on from from the gym.

431
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,800
Would you tell us about what you did at the gym?

432
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,800
I did.

433
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,800
So I first got there and I did the stair climber come preparing for the fire test.

434
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:32,800
You know, did that three minutes, 20 seconds like, you know, the standard like fire test

435
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,800
one.

436
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,800
Nice.

437
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800
Got off it.

438
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:43,800
Then I went over to to the freeway area, like not like the huge like guy freeway area,

439
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,800
but like, you know, like the standard freeway area, just not the women's freeway area because

440
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,800
I'm not a fucking dweeb.

441
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,800
But, you know, it's it's like goes up to 55 pound dumbbells.

442
00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:01,800
So, you know, not like tiny but like not like, you know, you you've been to the gym.

443
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,800
You know what I'm talking about.

444
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,800
Yeah.

445
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800
So I was over in that spot.

446
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:16,800
I dumbbell pressed fucking 40, 45 and 50s.

447
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,800
Then I went to curls.

448
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:25,800
I curled 30, 35 and 40 for 10.

449
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,800
Then I ended up doing rows.

450
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,800
I did rows.

451
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800
I hate rows.

452
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,800
I did rows.

453
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,800
I did the row machine.

454
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:42,800
I did 175 up to 200 for three sets of 10.

455
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,800
So, wait, how does that work?

456
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,800
What do you mean?

457
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:53,800
Like when I've done it, it's just been I don't remember how you set like the weight or the

458
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800
resistance.

459
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:59,800
It's like it's like the the machine ones where you just pull the pin out and put it down.

460
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:00,800
Oh, OK.

461
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,800
OK.

462
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Yeah, I went 175, 190, 200.

463
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,800
Was this one of the ones with the wheel or the water in it?

464
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:16,800
No, no, I did like the actual rowing machine like like with the with the weight on it.

465
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,800
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

466
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,800
Yeah.

467
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,800
Yeah, because the one at my gym, it's like it's like a it's like a paddle inside a water

468
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,800
wheel.

469
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,800
Like that makes sense.

470
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800
Yeah, I know that one.

471
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,800
Yeah.

472
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Yeah.

473
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
I'm like, I'm never doing this shit again.

474
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Yeah, I did that.

475
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,800
Then I then I did.

476
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,800
Chess press with machine.

477
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:52,800
After that, I did a super super shrugs where I started at seventy five and I did that till

478
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800
failure.

479
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,800
And then I went down by five intervals.

480
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:03,800
Like I went down by five pound intervals till I got down and I would do each one to failure

481
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,800
till I got down to literally doing no weight.

482
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,800
And I could like at that point, my muscles were like so fucking like tight.

483
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,800
I could only do like five shrugs without like any weight in my hands.

484
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800
It was fucking brutal.

485
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,800
Right.

486
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,800
So you're doing like a burnout.

487
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800
Yeah, that sucked.

488
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:31,800
I did tricep pushdowns, 100, 115 and then to 130.

489
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:40,800
Then after that, I did the bike to to cool down and fucking.

490
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,800
I doubt it, but I'm fucking cooked.

491
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
My arms fucking hurt like a motherfucker.

492
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:50,800
I have no idea what you just said.

493
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Yeah, no, that's that's good, dude.

494
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,800
It feels feels so good to like get a really good workout like that.

495
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:05,800
Like if they sold that shit in a pill, I would pay 500 bucks a month for it.

496
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,800
You know, yeah, but I've been doing a lot of cardio.

497
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:16,800
I know it's not the best thing, but it just like helps my concentration a lot.

498
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,800
I just fucking hate cardio because I feel like a fucking nerd when I'm doing it.

499
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,800
You feel like a nerd?

500
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,800
Yeah.

501
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,800
Why?

502
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,800
I'm not doing weight training like a fucking man.

503
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,800
Yeah, it's it's it's a lot easier.

504
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,800
You think running is easy?

505
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800
Well, I don't.

506
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Once you break the barrier, like the once you blow the cobwebs off, it's it's easy.

507
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,800
Yeah, yeah, it's a lot.

508
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:56,800
It's a lot easier than lifting weights because you just like once you get started, like the first 30 seconds suck and then you forget you're doing it.

509
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:02,800
When you're fucking when you when you put it up weight, you actually have to fucking like be in pain.

510
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Right. Yeah.

511
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:17,800
And yesterday I did my my most on the push sled, you know, the thing that you put like fucking weight on and you push it like 30 yards, then you turn around and push it 30 yards.

512
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800
Yeah.

513
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,800
And it's 400 pounds on that.

514
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,800
400. Holy shit. Yeah.

515
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,800
It was fucking brutal.

516
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,800
Damn. Yeah.

517
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800
I literally gained, bro.

518
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:35,800
I got the fucking I almost fucking waited out because of that. Like I fucking like sat down.

519
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800
You can wait out.

520
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,800
Yeah. Yeah.

521
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
Yeah.

522
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:47,800
You if you if you work out like and you push yourself too hard like your body like like like knock you out.

523
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,800
And I saw the tunnel coming and I was like fuck and I had to fight the tunnel.

524
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800
My brother's like, I fucking.

525
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Yeah, I know.

526
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,800
You're with your brother. Yeah.

527
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800
And my brother's like, you good, bro.

528
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800
You look like super pale.

529
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,800
I might pass out.

530
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,800
Don't call 911.

531
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,800
I'll be back in a couple seconds.

532
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,800
Unless you have like, you know, a fucking heart attack.

533
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Yeah.

534
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:20,800
But like I laid down and I started like, I laid down and put my legs up.

535
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:26,800
And I start like as soon as I laid down, put my legs up, I started feeling better, like a lot better.

536
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,800
I also literally didn't eat anything all day.

537
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,800
So that probably didn't help either.

538
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800
What are you fasting?

539
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
No, I just forgot to eat.

540
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,800
What are you a Muslim?

541
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,800
Well, Catholics fast too, retard.

542
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,800
God damn Muslim.

543
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,800
God damn.

544
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:57,800
Yeah, I like to do like when I exercise, I like to do it fasted. I just feel better.

545
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,800
Yeah, but I don't think it's always a good idea.

546
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:11,800
So from for me, I have to have something with salt and salt and sugar in it in order to fucking, you know, work out properly.

547
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800
Right.

548
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Because I get my protein after I work out because scientifically, if you if you if you have protein after you work out, you synthesize it better.

549
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,800
I've heard that. Yeah.

550
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:35,800
It's it's there's there's like an anabolic window, I think they call it.

551
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800
Yeah.

552
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:41,800
You have to like try and get your protein in that window.

553
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:47,800
Yeah, I think it's like four hours or something like that.

554
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,800
So I've heard.

555
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:56,800
But I mean, that's that's still I'm still amazed you don't eat meat, though.

556
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,800
Yeah.

557
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:11,800
I mean, fish does it protein powder does it like I lost a decent amount of weight like I was kind of kind of excited to see you guys today because I fucking lost 10 pounds in the last week.

558
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800
10 pounds.

559
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,800
Yeah.

560
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,800
10 pounds.

561
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
That's probably not good.

562
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:23,800
Now, it's because I cut out cheese and I was so bloated because I'm lactose intolerant.

563
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:28,800
I'm just like, you know, I I eat.

564
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:39,800
I've been eating eggs, lots of eggs and fucking Tyler's workout routine, the new segment.

565
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,800
Wait, what kind of music can I play for that date?

566
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:49,800
I fucking like push it to the limit or some shit.

567
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:54,800
Oh, my God. Are you on your computer right now?

568
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,800
Yeah, I could tell by the position of your character.

569
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,800
It really looks like you're on the computer in VR chat.

570
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800
That's hilarious.

571
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:06,800
Oh, does it?

572
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Yeah.

573
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800
And if you're like leaning over, it looks like you're looking something.

574
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,800
Oh, yeah.

575
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,800
It's because I put my controllers down.

576
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,800
Yeah.

577
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,800
Yeah, dude. Cheese is like I love cheese, too.

578
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,800
But it also doesn't make me feel great.

579
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,800
But it's Tyler there.

580
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,800
Yeah.

581
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,800
Oh, yeah.

582
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:38,800
I didn't realize if I'm on my phone, I could still make have a conversation and like be on like Facebook scrolling through.

583
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,800
There's there's some wild shit that fucking comes on Facebook.

584
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Facebook killed like three hours of my fucking day today.

585
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Bro, did you did you see a Scott Pilgrim versus the world is getting a animation?

586
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,800
What is it?

587
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800
Scott Pilgrim versus the world. You guys ever see that movie?

588
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,800
No.

589
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,800
Good movie.

590
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,800
Dude. Oh, yeah.

591
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,800
Ramona. I saw Ramona flowers.

592
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,800
I would let her fucking ruin my life.

593
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800
Ramona flowers.

594
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Yeah. Let me see. I'll send it into the chat real quick.

595
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:19,800
It has a side by side of the animation and the and the in the movie.

596
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,800
Oh, yeah. Of course. She's right up.

597
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800
I was like, what are you looking at right now?

598
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Yeah, that's like.

599
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800
Yeah. Check. Check this out.

600
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,800
It's like Tyler's wet dream.

601
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,800
Yeah. I just I just sent it to the chat. Check that out.

602
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800
All right. Let's see.

603
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,800
Does she look like a cancer patient?

604
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,800
No.

605
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,800
The animation looks pretty good, too, though.

606
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,800
Huh. Is she all right?

607
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,800
Not bad looking.

608
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,800
That movie had so many people in it that ended up being like super famous.

609
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800
It was ridiculous.

610
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,800
What is this movie?

611
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800
Scott Pilgrim versus the world.

612
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,800
It had Michael Cera, who, you know, super bad and shit.

613
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:11,800
It had Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who was Ramona Flowers, but she's she's in a whole bunch of shit.

614
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
And Anna Kendricks.

615
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800
It had all the Plaza.

616
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,800
You're like that cup song.

617
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,800
Yeah.

618
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800
You know that cup song she does.

619
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800
Yeah. Yeah.

620
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,800
Unfortunately, I know how to play that on the cup.

621
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,800
And the head had had Brie Larson.

622
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800
You have to look it up.

623
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,800
It had Chris Evans, who's Captain America.

624
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:42,800
It had it had fucking the guy who played Superman before this Superman.

625
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:47,800
I forgot his fucking name before he was Superman.

626
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:53,800
Also, like this movie had so many fucking like superstars before they were superstars.

627
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800
It was ridiculous.

628
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,800
When did it come out?

629
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,800
2010, I think.

630
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,800
So like half those people weren't famous yet.

631
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,800
No.

632
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,800
Damn.

633
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,800
What's the premise of the movie?

634
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:14,800
So Scott Pilgrim is a like fucking weirdo who lives in Toronto, Canada, I believe it is.

635
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,800
And he's like, the whole movie starts off.

636
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:26,800
It's this is a long not so long ago in the not so magnificent land of Toronto, Canada.

637
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,800
And Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler.

638
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:36,800
The movie reviews.

639
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,800
Scott Pilgrim was like a dude from Canada.

640
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:49,800
And he's just like, you know, doesn't have a job, doesn't like, you know, he's just basically like a big loser.

641
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:56,800
And he's basically the whole thing is he ends up dating Ramona Flowers.

642
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,800
She has seven exes that he has to like fistfight in order to like be with her.

643
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,800
But like they progressively get like harder to fight.

644
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800
And like they start using like swords and shit.

645
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800
It's like it's like a video.

646
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,800
It's based off like a video game.

647
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,800
I'm like looking around for Tyler.

648
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,800
Where the fuck is he?

649
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,800
It's like I'm talking to you guys right now.

650
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,800
I'm reclining now.

651
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,800
I got my feet up on technically where his chairs.

652
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,800
Really?

653
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800
But sorry.

654
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,800
And he has to fight Ramona Flowers.

655
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Seven evil exes.

656
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,800
There's fucking like an emo guy is the first one.

657
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,800
Oh, no.

658
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,800
The second the second one is fuck.

659
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,800
Who is the second one?

660
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,800
Oh, the second one was Lucas Lee.

661
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,800
That was his name.

662
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,800
He's like a skateboarder like muscle dude.

663
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,800
The third one is a vegan who has superpowers.

664
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,800
Well, hold on.

665
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,800
We got a special guest.

666
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,800
Who is that?

667
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800
Noon Noon just walked in.

668
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Oh, yo.

669
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800
Yo.

670
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800
Hey, hold on.

671
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800
Hold on.

672
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,800
Hold on.

673
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,800
We got to unmute it here.

674
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,800
Hold on.

675
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Stand by.

676
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,800
Yo, can you hear me?

677
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:19,800
No.

678
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Yeah.

679
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:26,800
I forgot to name your podcast.

680
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,800
Oh, the title podcast.

681
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,800
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the untitled podcast I sent you.

682
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800
We're actually doing one right now.

683
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Yo.

684
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:47,800
I sent you a I sent you the episode on Instagram that you were in.

685
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

686
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,800
So check your messages on Instagram.

687
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,800
Can you can.

688
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800
Oh, hold on a sec.

689
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,800
Stand by.

690
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,800
Oh, are you there?

691
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,800
Sorry.

692
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,800
Cut out for a sec.

693
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800
Can you guys hear him?

694
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Yeah, I can hear him.

695
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,800
OK, so they can hear you.

696
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,800
Can you hear them?

697
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,800
He just can't hear me, I think.

698
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,800
I think if I.

699
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800
I hear you.

700
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800
Tyler, say something.

701
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,800
What's up?

702
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Did you hear that?

703
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,800
Did you hear that?

704
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,800
Yo.

705
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800
OK, yeah, that's that's all you're going to be able to hear.

706
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800
You can take a seat.

707
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,800
Why don't you take a seat?

708
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
Take a seat right there.

709
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,800
This is a this is a very special day.

710
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,800
We got a special guest back from the VR episode.

711
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,800
I can't believe it.

712
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,800
Yes.

713
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,800
This is hilarious.

714
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,800
So do you have Facebook Messenger?

715
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,800
We we met a stranger on the other side.

716
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,800
Oh, OK, because then you could join our chat because that's what we're that's what we're recording on.

717
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,800
That's that's so funny.

718
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,800
You just walk down the stairs.

719
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,800
I'm like, who is this guy?

720
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:16,800
So I've deleted so many social media apps.

721
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,800
I don't remember what I did better.

722
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:34,800
This is the fucking headset had to die, bro.

723
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,800
That's great.

724
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,800
Oh, yeah.

725
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,800
Mine just hold on.

726
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,800
Sorry.

727
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,800
I cut out for a second.

728
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,800
Yeah.

729
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800
What were we talking about?

730
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Scott Pilgrim versus the world, bro.

731
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,800
Have you ever seen that movie?

732
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800
No.

733
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Scott Pilgrim versus the world.

734
00:38:51,800 --> 00:39:01,800
It's got it's got Michael Cera in it.

735
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800
Fucking super bad, dude.

736
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,800
Yeah, I've never seen it.

737
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:14,800
So, Noon, you told us before that you were you're going to be working for your uncle.

738
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Right.

739
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,800
That was a while ago.

740
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,800
Yeah.

741
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800
Yeah.

742
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800
What was that?

743
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,800
That was like that's probably almost what?

744
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,800
Eight months ago or something like that.

745
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:35,800
We were around to some different events and stuff and basically just run everything out

746
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,800
of his camper trailer.

747
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:48,800
We sold like a bunch of cow hides, skulls, knives.

748
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,800
That's pretty sick.

749
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,800
Yeah.

750
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,800
Fuck.

751
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,800
One of the shows was at I don't know which racetrack it is.

752
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,800
It's one of the kind of largest ones in Texas.

753
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,800
I don't remember which one.

754
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800
It was a while ago.

755
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:09,800
But we got to we got to watch some some of the cars drive around the track while we're

756
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,800
selling stuff.

757
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
All right.

758
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
Cool.

759
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800
That's cool.

760
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,800
My fucking hamsters losing her fucking mind.

761
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800
What the fuck are you doing?

762
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Your hamster, Tyler says, is hamster is losing her mind right now.

763
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,800
But she's climbing on top of the case.

764
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,800
What the fuck are you doing, Tifa?

765
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,800
Jesus Christ.

766
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,800
You didn't get Noon.

767
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,800
You didn't get to meet Tyler last time.

768
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,800
There's just me and Casey.

769
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,800
Yeah.

770
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,800
So not that cool.

771
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,800
I'm pretty pretty standard.

772
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,800
Real angry boy.

773
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,800
Yeah.

774
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
Tyler's the best.

775
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:51,800
He's the he's the heart and soul of the podcast.

776
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,800
The fucking mean potatoes.

777
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,800
Yeah.

778
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,800
It really he really bumps up the autism on this podcast.

779
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,800
It's really good.

780
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,800
Yeah.

781
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:11,800
My my autism levels are pretty low right now because fucking I've been up since like fucking

782
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
almost 24 hours now.

783
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,800
That's why we got to talk about ghosts.

784
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,800
No fucking ghosts.

785
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800
Yeah.

786
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:27,800
Now, last time we talked Noon, you didn't have any any ghostly encounters.

787
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Yeah, I've never had any kind of experiences like that, but I can all like those stories

788
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
I hear from other people.

789
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Right.

790
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Right.

791
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,800
So he's from Texas, right?

792
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,800
He's from Texas.

793
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Yeah.

794
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:49,800
There's some there's some spooker naturals activity down there, bro.

795
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,800
Now, hold on, Noon, see if you can talk to Tyler through my headset.

796
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800
I can hear him.

797
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,800
Yeah, I can hear him.

798
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,800
And and you can hear him, Noon.

799
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,800
Oh, that's awesome.

800
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Yeah, it's a cool, cool fucking thing.

801
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Technology, you know.

802
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Okay, good.

803
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,800
Good.

804
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800
You think it's going to come out on the episode, Casey?

805
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,800
I mean, I can hear I can hear everything.

806
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,800
Yeah.

807
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,800
Yeah.

808
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
I think it's like recording on.

809
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,800
All right.

810
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,800
I'm trying to hold my phone up to the mic.

811
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,800
Where's the mic on these headsets?

812
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,800
I think it's like right under.

813
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800
Like right here.

814
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,800
Is that better?

815
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,800
All right.

816
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:48,800
Can you hear the music playing in the in the apartment here?

817
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,800
I hear like the world music.

818
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,800
I can hear like.

819
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Yeah.

820
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800
Do you know?

821
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Do you know what song that is?

822
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,800
I'm going to drop the ball.

823
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,800
Fucking Metallica, bro.

824
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,800
Metallica.

825
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800
Yeah.

826
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
No.

827
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:16,800
I don't recognize it, but it sounds like something you play when you smoke weed.

828
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
That's exactly what it is.

829
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,800
That's that's Biggie Smalls, my friend.

830
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,800
Juicy.

831
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,800
Oh, I thought you meant the bass.

832
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,800
Oh, no, that was me.

833
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:37,800
So, man, we should do some more trivia.

834
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,800
I'm fucking.

835
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,800
I've learned anything since last week.

836
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,800
See, Tyler, you said that you're a Star Wars guy, right?

837
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800
Yeah.

838
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,800
Yeah.

839
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,800
Casey, I think we put him head to head Star Wars trivia.

840
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,800
Let me be the contestant.

841
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,800
Oh, let's let you be the contestant.

842
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800
All right.

843
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,800
You know what?

844
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,800
I'll I'll I'll I'll get you guys some some questions here.

845
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,800
Fuck.

846
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,800
So first question.

847
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,800
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

848
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:23,800
I got to play the Price Is Right music.

849
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,800
You got to pull it up, Casey.

850
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,800
Yeah, Casey, the classic the classic question.

851
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,800
We're back.

852
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,800
The classic question.

853
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,800
Who is on Mount Rushmore?

854
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,800
Oh, God.

855
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,800
Why do you do this to me, Tyler?

856
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,800
I know this fucking George Washington fucking A.B.

857
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,800
Boy.

858
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,800
Hey, Blinkin's fucking Teddy's up there.

859
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,800
Yeah.

860
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800
Fucking Tommy Jackson.

861
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800
Yeah.

862
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800
Yeah.

863
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,800
You're automatically better than Ali Mac.

864
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,800
Oh, let me get myself a ding ding ding.

865
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,800
That will feel good.

866
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800
Yeah.

867
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Give yourself a ding.

868
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
There you go.

869
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,800
Oh, yeah, we did it.

870
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,800
No, we have a guy on the podcast.

871
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,800
His name is Ali Mac.

872
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,800
He's fucking stupid.

873
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,800
And he has gotten that same question wrong.

874
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,800
Well, and what state is Mount Rushmore?

875
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:27,800
Are you are you asking who you ask?

876
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,800
I'm asking anyone.

877
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
Anyone.

878
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800
Which state Mount Rushmore is in?

879
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Yeah, which I asked Ali Mac on a prior podcast.

880
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Yeah.

881
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800
All right.

882
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:44,800
Well, I know what state it's in.

883
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
So do I.

884
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800
I think I know what state it's in.

885
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,800
What state do you think it's in?

886
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:59,800
It's in, like it was on my tongue for like a second.

887
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,800
Washington State.

888
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,800
South Dakota.

889
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,800
South Dakota.

890
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,800
How about this?

891
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,800
How about this?

892
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,800
How about what state is the St. Louis Archen?

893
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,800
It's in the state of St. Louis, obviously.

894
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,800
It's in Missouri.

895
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,800
I got to stop asking questions.

896
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,800
Yeah, I got one.

897
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800
All right.

898
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800
Who's the contestant?

899
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,800
Who's the host here?

900
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,800
I guess I'm the host because I'll do it.

901
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:51,800
In the popular chips brand Lay's, when was the first bag of Lay's chips sold?

902
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Like a year?

903
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,800
1908.

904
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,800
Nope.

905
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Anybody else?

906
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,800
I'm going to say 1937.

907
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,800
Close, actually.

908
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Close.

909
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,800
1938.

910
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,800
Nope.

911
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,800
1932.

912
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
1932.

913
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800
That was close.

914
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:24,800
1932.

915
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,800
What's it been around?

916
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,800
1932.

917
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,800
Yeah, almost 100 years.

918
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,800
Here's an easy one on the potato chip thing.

919
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,800
What city in upstate New York were potato chips invented?

920
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,800
That's not a fair question, Tyler.

921
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,800
He's from Texas.

922
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:52,800
We all know that because there's only like one relevant city in upstate New York.

923
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800
There's two, actually.

924
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,800
I don't know.

925
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,800
Fucking Rochester.

926
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800
Did you actually not know that?

927
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,800
No.

928
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,800
It's in Saratoga, you fucking retard.

929
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,800
Oh, really?

930
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:14,800
Tyler drops the R word a lot around here.

931
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,800
As long as you're not offended.

932
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:21,800
We don't want to get canceled here.

933
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,800
Tyler drops it more than most people.

934
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:34,800
So, Casey, I think you should pull up some Star Wars trivia and do it head to head with these two Star Wars guys here.

935
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,800
I got another one, though.

936
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,800
All right, go for it.

937
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,800
What year did Mike Tyson win his first world title?

938
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,800
1997.

939
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,800
Ooh.

940
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Is that right?

941
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,800
I think so.

942
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,800
Give me a second.

943
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,800
I gotta look it up.

944
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,800
Yeah, it is.

945
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Actually, no.

946
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,800
No.

947
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800
It was 1987.

948
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,800
Oh, that was even close.

949
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,800
How many times did Mike Tyson win the world title?

950
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800
What's that?

951
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,800
Mike Tyson won the world title how many times?

952
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,800
I'm going to say five times.

953
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,800
Six times.

954
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Damn.

955
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:24,800
And here's an easy one for our emo boys out there.

956
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:33,800
The popular band My Chemical Romance released the famous album Black Raid in which year?

957
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,800
2007.

958
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,800
Oh, no, 2006.

959
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,800
Oh, man.

960
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:47,800
Emo was a little before your time, right, Noon?

961
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,800
It was 2006.

962
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,800
Casey had it right.

963
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,800
Oh, you're born in 2004.

964
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Wow, I feel old.

965
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,800
I feel fucking old.

966
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,800
Casey, is he allowed to be in this basement?

967
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:10,800
Yeah, that was 19 years ago.

968
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:16,800
I'm just messing with you.

969
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800
Casey, this kid's 18.

970
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,800
Put some more clothes on.

971
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,800
Damn it.

972
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,800
It's a feds.

973
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,800
Oh, you don't?

974
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,800
Oh, wait, you're in for it.

975
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:42,800
Tyler actually checked out because his headset died.

976
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,800
Yeah, but I see he's from the highlights.

977
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,800
Yeah.

978
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,800
Yeah, my avatar literally just had her tits out.

979
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:56,800
It was ridiculous.

980
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,800
Hold on, let me download a buzzer here.

981
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,800
Damn.

982
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,800
Damn, my fucking girlfriend left her fucking earrings here.

983
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,800
She left her earrings?

984
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,800
She's going to think that some other girl left your earrings there.

985
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,800
No, these are definitely hers.

986
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,800
Or maybe you left your earrings.

987
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:24,800
I mean, my hole's healed.

988
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,800
I should get my ears pierced again.

989
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800
You got your ears pierced?

990
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,800
I had my ears pierced and my nose pierced at one point.

991
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,800
Wow, is that when you talked like you had that douchebag accent?

992
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Yeah, I had that.

993
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaking of which, I actually watched that movie yesterday with my girlfriend.

994
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:53,800
Noon, have you ever seen that movie, Place Beyond the Pines?

995
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,800
It's a good movie.

996
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,800
It's got Ryan Gosling in it.

997
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:03,800
Yeah, it's about actually the place close to where we're all from.

998
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,800
It's about a corrupt police department.

999
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,800
That's definitely corrupt just in the movie.

1000
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:15,800
Right, definitely not corrupt in real life.

1001
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:23,800
The federal government and the state police had to step in for a little bit to keep an eye on them.

1002
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,800
When cops are selling cocaine in your town, it's a problem.

1003
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,800
Damn, B.

1004
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,800
Yo, you fucking on this shit, Holmes.

1005
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,800
Listen, B.

1006
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,800
Dude, that accent was real. I didn't really notice it until you said that.

1007
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,800
It is real, dude. It's literally that accent.

1008
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,800
That was at the point where I had pissed blonde hair.

1009
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:53,800
I had pierced ears and listened to a lot of My Chemical Romance.

1010
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,800
Dude, I remember when that fucking album came out.

1011
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800
So do I.

1012
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:02,800
Bro, so do I, bro.

1013
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:09,800
I got that album on a fucking CD.

1014
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,800
There we go. We got a buzzer.

1015
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:18,800
Yeah, I got that album on fucking a CD, which is fucking ridiculous to say now.

1016
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:25,800
Yeah, I mean, dude, it's wild to think my favorite album is Take the Steer Grave by Firefork.

1017
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,800
That was my favorite emo album.

1018
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,800
And probably my favorite album of all time, actually.

1019
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,800
And that came out in 2000.

1020
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,800
Actually, I think it was 2006.

1021
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,800
No, maybe five, maybe it was 2004.

1022
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,800
It was like 2005 to 2006.

1023
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,800
Somewhere in that area.

1024
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,800
That was like, it's almost 20 years old.

1025
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800
Yeah.

1026
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,800
It's older than this guy sitting here.

1027
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,800
It's crazy.

1028
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800
Yeah. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.

1029
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,800
My favorite My Chemical Romance album is going to be 20 years old next year.

1030
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Wow. Yeah.

1031
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,800
Crazy how time flies.

1032
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,800
Dude, it's fucking nuts.

1033
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,800
But let's see here.

1034
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,800
Get some trivia going.

1035
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:20,800
Dude, I was going to bring the fucking cyberpunk D&D game this week if we did it.

1036
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,800
I had it in my car.

1037
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,800
Oh, yeah.

1038
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,800
Isn't that the one that you said like nobody wants to play?

1039
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:28,800
No one wants to play it with me.

1040
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,800
Dude, I fucking love playing it, but no one wants to play it.

1041
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,800
It's annoying.

1042
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:38,800
You play Dungeons and Dragons, man.

1043
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,800
I've played some.

1044
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,800
I've played like Half-Life New.

1045
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,800
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

1046
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,800
That's good.

1047
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,800
Yeah. I don't know what that is at all.

1048
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,800
It's basically the same thing, just like different rules and stuff.

1049
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,800
Yeah.

1050
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,800
Tyler was, he spent like 45 minutes explaining it to us.

1051
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,800
And then saying how he wants to, or no, not Dungeons and Dragons.

1052
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:06,800
Cyberpunk.

1053
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,800
Cyberpunk, yeah.

1054
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,800
But you ever play cyberpunk?

1055
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,800
Yeah, I did for a little bit. I never went really far in it.

1056
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:18,800
Right.

1057
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,800
I think it sounds fun.

1058
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,800
My fucking hamster's losing her fucking shit.

1059
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,800
I think she hears the rain outside.

1060
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,800
Well, you got a you got a consoler.

1061
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800
She's like crawling on top of her fucking cage here.

1062
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800
Here, take the take a piece of cheese.

1063
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,800
Jesus Christ.

1064
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,800
You're fucking going insane.

1065
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,800
Here.

1066
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,800
All right.

1067
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
Hold on a sec.

1068
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Let me see.

1069
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,800
All right.

1070
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,800
You got some trivia, Casey?

1071
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,800
Oh, fuck.

1072
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,800
Oh, folks from Star Wars trivia.

1073
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,800
Holy shit.

1074
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:59,800
I found a fucking puff bar that I had on the fucking under my bed for like fucking three years.

1075
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,800
Let's see if it's the words.

1076
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,800
Who are Kylo Ren's parents?

1077
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:11,800
That would be Leia Organa and Han Solo.

1078
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,800
That's correct.

1079
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,800
Is that right?

1080
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:17,800
Yeah.

1081
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,800
Damn.

1082
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,800
I don't I don't know what he said, actually.

1083
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,800
I have no idea what he said.

1084
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,800
I heard some.

1085
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800
Leia and Han.

1086
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,800
How does he have three parents?

1087
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,800
He doesn't.

1088
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,800
That's just their names.

1089
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,800
Oh, I thought he said Leia.

1090
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,800
Oh, I thought I thought it was a third person in there.

1091
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,800
Oh, you fucking.

1092
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,800
There's like a three way going on.

1093
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,800
Damn.

1094
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:48,800
All right.

1095
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,800
I mean, she did.

1096
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,800
She did make out with her her her brother.

1097
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:52,800
So yeah.

1098
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,800
How did that happen?

1099
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,800
Can you explain that?

1100
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,800
Because I've heard that, but I don't.

1101
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:03,800
She didn't know he was she was his brother or he was he was her brother.

1102
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,800
But, you know, a little bit of incest never hurt anybody.

1103
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,800
You know what I'm saying?

1104
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,800
I feel like a lot of Steven Spielberg movies go down that path.

1105
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,800
Why is George Lucas not Steven Spielberg?

1106
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,800
Well, the whole thing went back to the future.

1107
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,800
That was weird.

1108
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,800
I mean, his mom was super hot, though.

1109
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,800
So Steven Spielberg wasn't part of.

1110
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:32,800
I think he was like I think he like kind of helped out a little bit, but like he wasn't like the main guy.

1111
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,800
It was George Lucas.

1112
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:42,800
All right. Who who killed key John Jim Qui Gon, Jim.

1113
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,800
Yeah, that guy, Liam Neeson.

1114
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,800
That'd be Darth Maul.

1115
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,800
Darth Maul.

1116
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,800
That's correct.

1117
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,800
All right.

1118
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,800
We got to Tyler and zero for noon so far.

1119
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,800
All right.

1120
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:10,800
Tyler, you are a Star Wars man because this guy last time he was just spouting off the answers like it was nobody's business.

1121
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,800
My mom forced me to watch Star Wars from the age of being born to now.

1122
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,800
And I just ended up really liking it.

1123
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:24,800
So according to Yoda, there are always how many Sith Lords?

1124
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,800
No more, no less.

1125
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,800
Well, that's kind of difficult because there's one.

1126
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:35,800
There's one. Well, actually, he didn't hear the question.

1127
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:36,800
We got to keep this fair.

1128
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,800
It's hard for him to hear.

1129
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,800
Yeah.

1130
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:45,800
Oh, according to Yoda, there are always how many set boards?

1131
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,800
No more, no less.

1132
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,800
Well, it's kind of difficult.

1133
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:50,800
He said two.

1134
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,800
There is two.

1135
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:58,800
But yeah, that's two there because there's a Lord Lord and the Sith apprentice.

1136
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,800
So I don't know if it counts.

1137
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:06,800
There are like times when there will be three or four depending on the circumstances.

1138
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,800
Yeah, because like Darth Maul, I don't know if he counted as a Sith Lord.

1139
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,800
He was just a Sith.

1140
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:16,800
But there is Count Dooku at that point and the Emperor or it was Palpatine at that point.

1141
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,800
But also Darth Maul was around.

1142
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,800
And then there's also Grievous, but he really wasn't anything.

1143
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,800
He was just a hunter that used lightsabers.

1144
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,800
So yeah.

1145
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:33,800
Wow, you guys, you guys know a lot about this.

1146
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,800
All right.

1147
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,800
Next question, Casey.

1148
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,800
Two.

1149
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:40,800
Who built C3PO?

1150
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,800
Anakin Skywalker.

1151
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,800
Oh, too easy.

1152
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,800
Is he right?

1153
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,800
Yeah.

1154
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,800
All right.

1155
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,800
Anakin Skywalker built C3PO.

1156
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,800
All right.

1157
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,800
Three one.

1158
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,800
Three one.

1159
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,800
Han Solo was frozen in what?

1160
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:00,800
Carbonite.

1161
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,800
Oh, shit.

1162
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,800
You know what?

1163
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:11,800
Being that there's a delay, he said carbonite too.

1164
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:12,800
So I'm going to say.

1165
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,800
I'll give it to him.

1166
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,800
OK.

1167
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:16,800
Yeah.

1168
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,800
So it's what?

1169
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,800
Three.

1170
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:19,800
Four two.

1171
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,800
Yeah.

1172
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:21,800
All right.

1173
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Four two.

1174
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:27,800
Who killed Java the Hutt?

1175
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,800
Well, that would be.

1176
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,800
Yeah.

1177
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,800
That's correct.

1178
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,800
Damn, four three.

1179
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,800
All right.

1180
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,800
Oh, that's easy.

1181
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,800
On Tatooine, what name did Obi Wan go by?

1182
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,800
Ben.

1183
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,800
That's correct.

1184
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,800
Old Ben.

1185
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,800
Oh, Ben.

1186
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:59,800
Let's let's state the question again, because he couldn't hear it.

1187
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:07,800
On Tatooine, what did Obi Wan go by?

1188
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,800
Oh, yeah.

1189
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,800
He said Ben too.

1190
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,800
Oh, yeah.

1191
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,800
All right.

1192
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,800
So we'll give it to both of us, because that's super fucking easy.

1193
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,800
Yeah.

1194
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,800
So five five five four.

1195
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:26,800
Yeah, five four five four.

1196
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,800
What color was Mace Windu's lightsaber?

1197
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,800
That would be purple.

1198
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:37,800
Oh, they both said purple.

1199
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,800
Which would be really it was really funny because fucking Samuel L. Jackson was just

1200
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:47,800
like, literally, I will be in your movie for free if you give me a purple lightsaber.

1201
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,800
He really said that?

1202
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:54,800
Yeah, he loves Star Wars.

1203
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,800
All right.

1204
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:56,800
All right.

1205
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,800
Oh, oh, sorry.

1206
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,800
I cut out for a second.

1207
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,800
All right.

1208
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:08,800
So it's seven seven five six five.

1209
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,800
That was six five.

1210
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,800
Yeah.

1211
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:17,800
Who adopted Anakin and Padme's daughter?

1212
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,800
Fuck, I forgot their names.

1213
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,800
I forgot that one.

1214
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,800
It was like, it was something.

1215
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,800
Yeah.

1216
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,800
Fuck, what were their names?

1217
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:36,800
I can see their stupid faces too.

1218
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:42,800
Like the one guy with like the beard and like the blue shirt and fucking.

1219
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,800
Yeah, it wasn't a blue shirt.

1220
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,800
Like everything is ever.

1221
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,800
Yeah.

1222
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,800
I can't remember this one.

1223
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:48,800
What the fuck?

1224
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,800
What the fuck is the dude's name?

1225
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:52,800
Fuck.

1226
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:53,800
I don't know.

1227
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,800
I don't know that one.

1228
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,800
Organa.

1229
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:02,800
I mean, Senator Organa.

1230
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,800
Like that makes sense.

1231
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:16,800
What is the name of the female member of the Jedi High Council who is the same species

1232
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,800
as Yoda?

1233
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800
Gattles.

1234
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:19,800
Yeah.

1235
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,800
Is it?

1236
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,800
Yep.

1237
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,800
Jesus Christ, Tyler.

1238
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,800
Who is this?

1239
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,800
Seven five.

1240
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,800
Yeah, seven five.

1241
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,800
What model of aircraft is this?

1242
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:35,800
Oh, fuck.

1243
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:44,800
It's not an X-Wing.

1244
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,800
I forgot.

1245
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:47,800
It was some kind of.

1246
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,800
I thought it was a speeder.

1247
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,800
Oh, fuck.

1248
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800
That's a tough one.

1249
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800
Yeah.

1250
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,800
That would be the T-16 Sky Hopper.

1251
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:02,800
Did you fly that flight sim down?

1252
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,800
I bet they have it.

1253
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,800
It's fucking pouring rain here.

1254
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,800
Jesus Christ.

1255
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,800
Really?

1256
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:12,800
All right.

1257
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,800
Next question.

1258
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:25,800
I found a fucking vape pen under my bed.

1259
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:31,800
It's been there for like three years and it still works.

1260
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:32,800
Does it?

1261
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:33,800
Yeah.

1262
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,800
I just took a fucking hit off it.

1263
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,800
It's fucking tabacky.

1264
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,800
Dude, I love vape pens, actually.

1265
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:44,800
How about this?

1266
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:50,800
Han Solo posted that the Millennium Falcon made the castle run in less than how many

1267
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,800
parsecs?

1268
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:52,800
Three?

1269
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,800
I think it's three.

1270
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:54,800
No.

1271
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:55,800
Is it two?

1272
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,800
Did you hear the question?

1273
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:57,800
No.

1274
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,800
No.

1275
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,800
No.

1276
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,800
Seven five.

1277
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:01,800
It's not seven?

1278
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,800
Nope.

1279
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:03,800
Oh, that's.

1280
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:04,800
What is it?

1281
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,800
It is seven five.

1282
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:17,800
If it's not six, I'm way off the track.

1283
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:26,800
Who is the first character to speak in the series in The New Hope?

1284
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,800
Fuck.

1285
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,800
Is it Luke?

1286
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:39,800
I don't know that one either.

1287
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,800
B, C, three P.O.

1288
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,800
Oh, yeah.

1289
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,800
I can't fucking I can't think of that.

1290
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:53,800
Was that when they were walking through the fucking desert or is that in Return of Jedi?

1291
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,800
It was one of them.

1292
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,800
What's the score, Dan?

1293
01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,800
I think it's still seven five.

1294
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:01,800
Seven five.

1295
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:02,800
Right?

1296
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,800
Yeah, that makes sense.

1297
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,800
Sounds great.

1298
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:15,800
In which movie did Yoda not appear?

1299
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,800
First one, New Hope, not a New Hope, Phantom Menace.

1300
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:24,800
Did you hear the question, Noob?

1301
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:31,800
I think I didn't hear the whole thing.

1302
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,800
In which movie did Yoda not appear?

1303
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:39,800
Are we including like the last three, too?

1304
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,800
No.

1305
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,800
He was in one, two.

1306
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,800
He wasn't in a New Hope.

1307
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800
I don't think he was in a New Hope.

1308
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,800
That's right.

1309
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,800
All right. So eight eight five Tyler.

1310
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:03,800
In what system are Han and Leia in before traveling to Bespin?

1311
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,800
Oh, fuck.

1312
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,800
I don't know.

1313
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:16,800
And note and note.

1314
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,800
That makes sense.

1315
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,800
I don't know.

1316
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:26,800
Yeah, it makes sense.

1317
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:35,800
What was the Finn's number in Star Wars The Force Awakens?

1318
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:45,800
FN 2987, I think.

1319
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:50,800
I don't remember that one either.

1320
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,800
2187.

1321
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,800
I said that.

1322
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,800
You said nine seven.

1323
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,800
Did I?

1324
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,800
How the heck do you remember this?

1325
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:09,800
What kind of vehicle did Rey live in?

1326
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:16,800
Fuck. That's that's the newer ones. I don't know those ones.

1327
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,800
Yeah, it was. I think it was a wrecked star.

1328
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,800
And 8080.

1329
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,800
Did she live in a movie?

1330
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,800
Right.

1331
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,800
The star destroyer is where she went to like a junkie.

1332
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,800
Yeah. Right. Yeah.

1333
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,800
Yeah. I remember now. Yeah, that's right.

1334
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:48,800
Who wiped out all the information about Kamino from the Jedi Temple archives?

1335
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,800
Django for that?

1336
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,800
Eh.

1337
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,800
Fuck.

1338
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,800
Can you repeat the question again?

1339
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:08,800
Who wiped out all of the information about Kamino from the Jedi Temple archives?

1340
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:14,800
I'm gonna assume it was Andrew Palpatine.

1341
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,800
Oh no.

1342
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,800
No. Okay.

1343
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,800
Count Dooku.

1344
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,800
Yeah, that makes... Fuck!

1345
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:24,800
That's right.

1346
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,800
The fucker.

1347
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,800
What body part did Luke Skywalker lose in his fight with Darth Vader?

1348
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,800
I think it's his left hand.

1349
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:39,800
I think it was his left or his right.

1350
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,800
He did lose his fucking hand.

1351
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,800
It was not his left hand.

1352
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,800
It was his right hand?

1353
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,800
Yeah.

1354
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:53,800
You fucking piece of shit.

1355
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,800
85.

1356
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,800
Or 95, I think.

1357
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:01,800
Is it 95?

1358
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:05,800
I'll just go with 8. That sounds cooler.

1359
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,800
Alright, 8-5.

1360
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:12,800
Who freed Princess Leia from her chains at Jabba's Palace?

1361
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,800
I think it was Luke.

1362
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,800
Eh.

1363
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,800
He said Han Solo?

1364
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,800
Yeah, it's Han.

1365
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,800
Nope.

1366
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,800
Did you say yourself?

1367
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,800
Nope.

1368
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,800
Damn.

1369
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,800
Somebody's on meth or some shit. I don't fucking know.

1370
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,800
That's R2-D2.

1371
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,800
Oh, God!

1372
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,800
Yeah.

1373
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:42,800
Who fixed the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon?

1374
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,800
I think that was also R2.

1375
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,800
Yup.

1376
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,800
Probably me.

1377
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,800
So, 95?

1378
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,800
No, it's 5.

1379
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,800
Yeah, it's 95.

1380
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,800
9-11.

1381
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,800
Alright. Tyler, you get 10, you win.

1382
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,800
Who killed Django Fett?

1383
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,800
That would be Mace Windu.

1384
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,800
Yup.

1385
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,800
Damn, 10-5.

1386
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,800
Tyler, you're a fucking nerd.

1387
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,800
Tyler.

1388
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,800
Tyler wins.

1389
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,800
I'm a huge nerd.

1390
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,800
Fucking Star Wars nerd.

1391
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,800
Dude, can the rain fucking stop?

1392
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,800
I'm trying to fucking get a cat.

1393
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,800
Yeah, can you see the rain?

1394
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,800
Yeah.

1395
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:37,800
I'm just trying to get it away from the fucking window.

1396
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,800
Oh.

1397
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,800
Well.

1398
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,800
Anyhow.

1399
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,800
Tyler won.

1400
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,800
Oh, he won. Oh, oh.

1401
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,800
Damn. Tyler wins.

1402
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,800
Tyler wins.

1403
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,800
Thank you.

1404
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,800
Damn.

1405
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,800
I didn't realize that Tyler was such a Star Wars nerd.

1406
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:07,800
Because last time, I was like, I was thinking Noon was the Star Wars nerd of all time.

1407
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,800
I didn't realize that Tyler...

1408
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:14,800
You weren't joking when you said your mom put a lightsaber in your crib or something, right?

1409
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,800
She did.

1410
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,800
Jesus.

1411
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,800
Yeah, I don't get you.

1412
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,800
Yeah.

1413
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,800
But Tyler's had more time to watch more Star Wars stuff.

1414
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,800
Yeah, I had about six years on it.

1415
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,800
Yeah.

1416
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,800
Dude, that's crazy.

1417
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:39,800
I went to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters the day that it opened.

1418
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,800
Nice.

1419
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,800
Dude.

1420
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,800
It was cool.

1421
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,800
It was an experience.

1422
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,800
It was. It really was.

1423
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,800
Tyler, you're 25?

1424
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,800
Yep.

1425
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:59,800
Dude, so six years ago, you were 18?

1426
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,800
Six years ago, I was 19. Retard.

1427
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,800
Oh, yeah. Sorry.

1428
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,800
That's how years work.

1429
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,800
Got him.

1430
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,800
Yeah, 19. That's what I meant.

1431
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:16,800
So, when you started at the last place that we worked together.

1432
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,800
Yeah.

1433
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,800
I can't believe that that should be illegal.

1434
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,800
It should be.

1435
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:28,800
I actually just turned 19 when I got hired.

1436
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,800
Man, that is too young, bro.

1437
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,800
Like, literally two weeks after I turned 19 is when I got hired.

1438
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,800
Oh my God.

1439
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:37,800
Yep.

1440
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:40,800
Bro, I was still getting in trouble with the police when I was 19.

1441
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:45,800
Oh, that doesn't mean I wasn't getting in trouble with the police because I was.

1442
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,800
I was like, I was still a punk when I was 19.

1443
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:52,800
I mean, the last time I got detained was when I was 20.

1444
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,800
So, that was about five years ago now.

1445
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:57,800
Wow.

1446
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,800
Yeah, and we all, I think we were talking about this before.

1447
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:04,800
We used to work on the ambulance together.

1448
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:08,800
We used to work for the same company.

1449
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:09,800
Yeah.

1450
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,800
But, yeah, wow.

1451
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:13,800
Oh, sorry.

1452
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,800
God, I keep double tapping the side of my headset.

1453
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,800
I got to shut that off.

1454
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,800
Oh, yeah.

1455
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,800
It's annoying.

1456
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,800
But, yeah, I was 19 when I started.

1457
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,800
Casey was my trainer and so was Beepus.

1458
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:31,800
Beepus.

1459
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,800
So, how much?

1460
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,800
So, Casey's what, three years older than you?

1461
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,800
How old are you, Casey?

1462
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:40,800
28?

1463
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:41,800
Yeah.

1464
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,800
So, yeah, you're three years older than me.

1465
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:49,800
So, you were, I was 19, so you were 22 when I started?

1466
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,800
Yeah, I guess.

1467
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,800
Yeah.

1468
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:54,800
Yeah, so around there.

1469
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,800
That's crazy.

1470
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,800
Just bunch of fucking kids.

1471
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,800
And I left there when I was 23.

1472
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,800
That's when I started.

1473
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:06,800
You leave first.

1474
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:07,800
I left there.

1475
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:08,800
Yeah.

1476
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:14,800
I left there when I was 23 and then I started working.

1477
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:20,800
Yeah, so I've been doing this for about six, seven years now.

1478
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,800
Damn.

1479
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,800
Well.

1480
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,800
Yeah.

1481
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,800
Lots of trauma, you know?

1482
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,800
I have nightmares almost every night.

1483
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,800
Wake up screaming.

1484
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,800
My girlfriend doesn't like that.

1485
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,800
You know how it is.

1486
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,800
You know how it is, bro.

1487
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800
Hey, you know what?

1488
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,800
Noon has never heard the story of 2Jub.

1489
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,800
Oh.

1490
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:47,800
Do you want to give him a quick rundown of that story?

1491
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,800
I think it'd be a great story to hear.

1492
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,800
Fucking the stabbing?

1493
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:56,800
What's that, Noon?

1494
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,800
I said yeah, I'd be down.

1495
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,800
Dude, he's down in the hair if you.

1496
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,800
The stabbing one?

1497
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:03,800
Yeah.

1498
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:04,800
Oh, yeah, that was brutal.

1499
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:08,800
So me and my buddy Saunders, who was on the podcast before,

1500
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:09,800
love you, Saunders.

1501
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,800
You're a great guy.

1502
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,800
But me and Saunders, we got a call for Bravo Unknown Medical

1503
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,800
and for you guys who don't know and for Noon who probably doesn't know.

1504
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:24,800
That's basically the second lowest level thing that you can get.

1505
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,800
Yeah, so elaborate on that real quick.

1506
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,800
Oh, hold on one second.

1507
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,800
Stand by.

1508
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:37,800
So the calls go out like in an order, like they're ranked by severity.

1509
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:41,800
So it goes Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo.

1510
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:42,800
Yeah.

1511
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,800
So like an Alpha is like somebody stubbed their toe or not even.

1512
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,800
Actually, they have Omegas now too since you've been out.

1513
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:49,800
Oh, do they?

1514
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,800
Yeah, Omegas is like a blood draw.

1515
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,800
Oh, OK.

1516
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:58,800
So an Echo would be like a cardiac arrest, right?

1517
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,800
Or there's three things that is it's a cardiac arrest.

1518
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:06,800
It is a respiratory arrest or a person actively on fire.

1519
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,800
Oh, yeah, I didn't even know that.

1520
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,800
Yeah.

1521
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,800
So this one out is like a very low severity, like not a big deal.

1522
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,800
Low priority.

1523
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,800
Carry on, Tyler. Sorry.

1524
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:24,800
So we get there and me and my partner get up there and we're like, OK,

1525
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,800
there's two ladies standing out in front of the house.

1526
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,800
And they're like, I'm like, oh, are you the people that called?

1527
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,800
They're like, oh, yeah.

1528
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,800
So I'm like, so why did you guys call?

1529
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,800
Like, yeah, we just heard murder noises downstairs.

1530
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,800
And I go, hold on a second.

1531
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:39,800
Murder noises?

1532
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,800
What does that sound like?

1533
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:46,800
So this motherfucker.

1534
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,800
Oh, God.

1535
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:53,800
And then my partner Saunders decides that he wants to go inside and check.

1536
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:57,800
So before he reaches the fucking door, I grab him by his collar and I go,

1537
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,800
we're going to wait for the police to come.

1538
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,800
So we we call the police.

1539
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:06,800
We hit the panic button on our on our radios, which means that we're going

1540
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,800
to get a shit ton of cops that show up.

1541
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,800
So we get there and then the cops kick the door in.

1542
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,800
And there is just like when I say it's a murder scene, like level of blood,

1543
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,800
like there's just blood literally everywhere.

1544
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:25,800
And my like the biggest cop in the entire city, this dude is like six fucking

1545
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:31,800
five jacked out of his mind, lifts up this thing that was just laying there.

1546
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,800
I'm like, oh, that's not good.

1547
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:36,800
He goes, we need to leave now.

1548
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:39,800
Like, what the fuck is happening?

1549
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:44,800
So this motherfucker puts this fucking body down on the porch that was stabbed

1550
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:52,800
47 times in the face, 32 times in the neck, 57 times in the chest, once in the vagina.

1551
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,800
And there's just countless ones in the arms.

1552
01:18:55,800 --> 01:19:01,800
And, you know, I should have this is going to be a graphic story.

1553
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,800
Brutal site.

1554
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,800
I assumed it would be brutal.

1555
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,800
So it was a brutal site.

1556
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:14,800
So then the cop just turns to me and goes, do something.

1557
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,800
What do you want me to do?

1558
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,800
There's your something.

1559
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:22,800
So I'm like, I guess I'll do CPR.

1560
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:26,800
And then my partner's like, I'm like, I told the part of my get that get the get the

1561
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:27,800
oxygen mask.

1562
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:31,800
So he goes out there and I'm doing CPR on a person who's obviously dead.

1563
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,800
Oh, the knife was still sticking out of her skull, by the way.

1564
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,800
Forgot that little detail.

1565
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,800
Well, it wasn't sticking out of her skull, right?

1566
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,800
Yeah, like it was embedded into her skull.

1567
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,800
So through the back of her skull coming out her mouth, right?

1568
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:50,800
Which takes a lot of force to do, like a lot.

1569
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:55,800
And so I was doing CPR, like compressing on her chest.

1570
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,800
And then my partner was ventilating her with the with oxygen.

1571
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,800
So giving her breaths.

1572
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:05,800
But every time that I would press her chest down, blood would spray all over my

1573
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:07,800
partner's face.

1574
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:14,800
And I just looked up at him and he is like, yep, this is my life now.

1575
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:18,800
And I don't want to do this job anymore.

1576
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,800
Pretty much.

1577
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,800
So we did that.

1578
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:23,800
Fire Department got there.

1579
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,800
I'm like, hey, can we call it like call it on scene?

1580
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,800
Like, call it dead.

1581
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,800
Like, no, we're transporting to the hospital.

1582
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,800
I go, what the fuck are you talking about?

1583
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:36,800
And then we transport to the hospital and then the doctor at the hospital goes,

1584
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,800
why did you even bring this here?

1585
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:40,800
This is a murder victim.

1586
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,800
This isn't like a second patient.

1587
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,800
This is just a victim of a murder.

1588
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,800
Then I'm like, yeah, you can blame the Fire Department for that.

1589
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,800
Yes.

1590
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:53,800
So what Tyler's saying is like, if it's bad enough, they'll just like if

1591
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,800
there's no chance, like of any kind of resuscitation, they just they just

1592
01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,800
pronounce them on scene.

1593
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:00,800
Right.

1594
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,800
Basically.

1595
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,800
So they won't bring him to the hospital and call a doctor and tell them

1596
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,800
they're not bringing them in because there's no point.

1597
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:07,800
Right.

1598
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:11,800
So the doctor was wondering when he got there to the hospital, like why they

1599
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:14,800
even bothered bringing the patient in because it was that bad.

1600
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:15,800
They were that bad.

1601
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,800
They were fucked.

1602
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,800
Yeah, that's that's fucking crazy.

1603
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,800
Yeah.

1604
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:27,800
I saw the entire human bloods worth of body just all over the house.

1605
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,800
It was cool.

1606
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,800
Man.

1607
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,800
I didn't get anything that gruesome.

1608
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:38,800
And also my partner, this is this is something I learned after after the

1609
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,800
fact.

1610
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:41,800
My partner was going in.

1611
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:45,800
The guy who killed the person actually was standing at the front door waiting

1612
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,800
to stab us.

1613
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:51,800
But when I said we're going to call the police, he jumped out the back window.

1614
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,800
My God.

1615
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,800
Yeah.

1616
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:55,800
Wow.

1617
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,800
Dude, and then you wouldn't have been here on the Untitled podcast.

1618
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:00,800
I probably would have been here.

1619
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,800
Saunders wouldn't have been.

1620
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,800
You would use them as a human shield.

1621
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,800
No, I had a fucking boot knife in my fucking boot cell.

1622
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:13,800
I would end up being a knife fight and I take me over random psychopath and I

1623
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:18,800
do a knife fight.

1624
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,800
Oh, man.

1625
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:27,800
So, Newton, have you seen the Barbie movie?

1626
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,800
No, I don't know if I want to.

1627
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,800
I watched the movie.

1628
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:37,800
I've heard good things about it.

1629
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:38,800
I haven't seen the Barbie movie.

1630
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:39,800
I was just kind of joking.

1631
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:47,800
But yeah, so so I think I kind of know what happens in the Oppenheimer movie.

1632
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,800
I mean, yeah, it's called history.

1633
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:59,800
But the general that one chick, you get to see her, you know, riding on that

1634
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,800
dude, which is pretty cool.

1635
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,800
Did you see Tyler?

1636
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:06,800
Yeah, I saw I saw Oppenheimer and then I saw Barbie.

1637
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:08,800
I saw both of them like back to back.

1638
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:09,800
Yeah.

1639
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,800
Me, my girlfriend wanted to do it.

1640
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:12,800
Did you really?

1641
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:13,800
Yeah.

1642
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:18,800
Well, so if you had to see one, which one would it be?

1643
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:24,800
So Oppenheimer is going to be like one of those movies that like is looked back on

1644
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,800
as like a masterpiece.

1645
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,800
Barbie is just kind of fun, I guess.

1646
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,800
It has Ryan Gosling in it.

1647
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:34,800
So, you know, that gives it bonus points like Ryan Gosling in anything makes the

1648
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:38,800
movie like 10 times better, you know, right.

1649
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:40,800
He's just he's just a funny guy.

1650
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,800
Also, they like it.

1651
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:48,800
They it looked like it was supposed to be like a feminist movie, but when the when

1652
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:53,800
the when the Kens took over and made a Kethno state, that's Ken ethno state.

1653
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:59,800
I can't I trademarked that the Kethno state was better than Barbie land.

1654
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:04,800
And then fucking once it went back to Barbie land, it went back to being shitty.

1655
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:06,800
So I don't know.

1656
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:11,800
My my takeaway is that the movie said that men rule the world better and women just

1657
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,800
make things shitty.

1658
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:18,800
So, you know, I think it's the opposite of what they're trying to go for.

1659
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,800
But it seemed like the men rule in the world were pretty cool.

1660
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,800
They had the Barbies dressed in maid outfits, bring them beers and shit.

1661
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,800
They fucking like worked out and stuff.

1662
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,800
I mean, I say that's a pretty cool world.

1663
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:31,800
Dude, that's awesome.

1664
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:35,800
I bet I bet a lot of women would trade that if they didn't have to go to work.

1665
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,800
Oh, absolutely.

1666
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:44,800
Dude, listen, if I could be in a maid outfit and bringing my my wife beer, if I

1667
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,800
never had to work for the rest of my life, I'd take that.

1668
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:52,800
Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't, but.

1669
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:56,800
It was fucking sub boy.

1670
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,800
Do they have men's maid outfits?

1671
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,800
I don't even know what that is.

1672
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:03,800
I hope not. But like what Mr.

1673
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:08,800
Slave I'm willing to bet will be like the equivalent of a maid outfit for a guy

1674
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,800
like wearing like a tuxedo like all the time.

1675
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:14,800
Fucking Femboy attire, Femboy Hooters.

1676
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:19,800
You ever go to Femboy Hooters noon?

1677
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:26,800
I've dragged there a couple of times.

1678
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:28,800
You've actually been there.

1679
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:29,800
That's so funny.

1680
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,800
Dude, that map is fucked.

1681
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,800
I don't even know what is it.

1682
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:36,800
Oh, so it's like a popular place.

1683
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,800
Oh, it's a it's a popular map.

1684
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:39,800
Yeah.

1685
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:40,800
Oh, OK. OK.

1686
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,800
I thought it was only you guys.

1687
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,800
I thought it was something you guys found.

1688
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,800
No, they have like avatar case.

1689
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,800
Do you still have the Femboy Hooters avatar changing?

1690
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,800
I don't think so.

1691
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,800
You should have it.

1692
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,800
No, I'm much more than got fucking conked.

1693
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:59,800
Look at look at your after see if Femboy Hooters is on there.

1694
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:05,800
I didn't see any other fucking chicks from Femboy Hooters, Tyler.

1695
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:06,800
Yeah.

1696
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:14,800
So I was looking on when I was trying to find you on Instagram to send you that episode.

1697
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:16,800
I was looking at some of your artwork.

1698
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:17,800
It's pretty good.

1699
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,800
That's pretty dope.

1700
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:20,800
Right.

1701
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:28,800
And I think it was like the same as your your name and VR chat.

1702
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:37,800
No, I think you might have to send it to me again because I was looking through my messages and I didn't see anything.

1703
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,800
OK, I'll have to see if I can.

1704
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:44,800
I'm sure Casey can dig up what episode it was quicker than I can.

1705
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,800
So 17.

1706
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,800
Wow.

1707
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,800
How did you get that so quick?

1708
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:53,800
I think it was.

1709
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,800
Did you just pull that out of your just out of the cranium?

1710
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,800
The brain cranium.

1711
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:03,800
How did you add a 40 episodes?

1712
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,800
You remembered that was 17.

1713
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:06,800
Jesus.

1714
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,800
I was looking at it the other day.

1715
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:11,800
Oh, wow.

1716
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,800
That's wild.

1717
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:15,800
Yeah.

1718
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:16,800
What else was I?

1719
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:17,800
Oh, yeah.

1720
01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:24,800
You said that you were doing like a little design or something like you're learning how to use VR or unity or something.

1721
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:29,800
I've really gone super far with that.

1722
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,800
I'm still like learning things.

1723
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:38,800
Basically, all I know is how to upload remade avatars and edit them.

1724
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:44,800
OK, but besides that, yeah, besides that, there's not much else I've gotten to yet.

1725
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:51,800
So you haven't made any any avatars on your own, like any of your own?

1726
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:52,800
Not yet.

1727
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:56,800
Yeah, I have like drafts and stuff like I've started one thing.

1728
01:27:56,800 --> 01:28:01,800
I didn't really get anywhere with it because I didn't know how to continue.

1729
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:07,800
I'd like some like pictures set up in Blender for like references.

1730
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:13,800
I was wanting to make like this like big muscular body with some kind of stupid head to be like a meme.

1731
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:16,800
Right.

1732
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:22,800
And it didn't really turn out very well.

1733
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,800
I got a cool question to ask our friend here.

1734
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:35,800
So what's your opinion on the art style of hentai?

1735
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:42,800
Tyler has a good some is bad.

1736
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:43,800
Some is good, some is bad.

1737
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:46,800
The kind that Tyler likes is bad.

1738
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:49,800
It's not bad.

1739
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:52,800
Elaborate for me.

1740
01:28:52,800 --> 01:29:01,800
You know, the milk stuff, you know, the cool like, you know, mommy milkers shit, you know.

1741
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,800
Oh, no, not like the actual not the actual milk.

1742
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:11,800
Wait, one of your check marks is what?

1743
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:14,800
Oh, absolutely. I like this guy.

1744
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:17,800
You know, he checks off in my book.

1745
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:20,800
He's going to be a regular guest.

1746
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:25,800
He might secure a permanent seat on the Untitled podcast.

1747
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,800
He's he's here more than Ali Mac.

1748
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:33,800
Oh, I do.

1749
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:36,800
I bet if you looked it up and did the math.

1750
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:45,800
You fucking got him.

1751
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:57,800
Like at least this guy, at least this guy shows up.

1752
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,800
Yeah. So what is your what is your avatar?

1753
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:02,800
This one since Tyler can't see it.

1754
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:04,800
Yeah, I can't see it.

1755
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:09,800
Yeah, it's I'm a duck with a cowboy.

1756
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,800
You know what?

1757
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:15,800
I'm a chihuahua.

1758
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:17,800
Oh, oh, that's not what I see.

1759
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:18,800
What do you see, Casey?

1760
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:23,800
You got you got to turn on the you got to turn on the yeah, I turn it on.

1761
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:26,800
I turn it on. It's a fucking chihuahua.

1762
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,800
Yeah, with big bulging eyes.

1763
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,800
Right now you're just looking at the fallback.

1764
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:32,800
Yeah, yeah.

1765
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:39,800
I just see your I see a skull with a mustache and tuxedo.

1766
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,800
All right. So hold on a sec.

1767
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:44,800
So do I have to point at you, right?

1768
01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:49,800
Yeah. And you got hit on like the eyeball thing.

1769
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:52,800
Do you see?

1770
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:55,800
Nope.

1771
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,800
Yeah.

1772
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:17,800
I think I have to stand up.

1773
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:22,800
You look giving up a foot job.

1774
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,800
What did you say?

1775
01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:28,800
No, I'm trying to see the avatar.

1776
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,800
I don't know why it's not working.

1777
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:31,800
That's that's all.

1778
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,800
Well, you motherfucker.

1779
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,800
Next time.

1780
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:39,800
Yeah, we'll see.

1781
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:42,800
We'll see his avatar next time.

1782
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:47,800
Let me set my fucking watch to go off to wake me up when I was at work like three days ago,

1783
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,800
and I still can't get up.

1784
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:55,800
How to turn it off. So it just goes off at five forty five every day.

1785
01:31:55,800 --> 01:32:00,800
Oh, that sucks. Yeah, it's five forty five in the morning.

1786
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:01,800
Yeah.

1787
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,800
But up all night.

1788
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:09,800
What time is it there?

1789
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:19,800
Four forty six. Oh, OK.

1790
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:23,800
You're you're up. Oh, you're up early, too.

1791
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:26,800
Or up late or up late. Yeah.

1792
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:29,800
One of the two.

1793
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,800
All day and up all night.

1794
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:38,800
Yeah, that's the life, man. You can do that when you're 18.

1795
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,800
Yeah.

1796
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:45,800
What are you going for?

1797
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:49,800
Like a tech college, they will be doing some automotive engineering for a bit.

1798
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:51,800
See how I like that.

1799
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:55,800
Depending on where it goes on, either be switching over to welding or sticking with that.

1800
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:58,800
Good for you. That's awesome, dude.

1801
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:03,800
That's that's the way to do it. Trade school. Yeah.

1802
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:05,800
Some underwater welding.

1803
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:11,800
If I wasn't doing this shit, I would definitely be definitely go for welding.

1804
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,800
What was that?

1805
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:16,800
If you weren't podcasting, you would be welding.

1806
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:18,800
I get my certifications and stuff.

1807
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:25,800
I'll be heading out to Alaska and working there, building up some money so I can retire early.

1808
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:27,800
Oh, yeah.

1809
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,800
Stop at GameStop for us.

1810
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:35,800
Yeah, that's that's one of the places.

1811
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:39,800
That's one of the places we prank call.

1812
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:43,800
Ask them if they got a if they got Spyro the Angry Dragon.

1813
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:48,800
Damn, you got that game with the little purple dragon.

1814
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:51,800
Making all the people around breaking the fire shit up.

1815
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,800
Damn, dude.

1816
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:58,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is Spyro the Angry Dragon.

1817
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:01,800
I love that game.

1818
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:04,800
Damn, dude.

1819
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:09,800
I'm fucking crashing, so I might I might get off here.

1820
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:14,800
Me too. My contacts are literally falling out because I've been up so long.

1821
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:19,800
All right. Well, thanks for joining us for a special guest noon.

1822
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:22,800
Yeah, it was great seeing you again.

1823
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:28,800
Well, where's where's the best place to get a hold of you?

1824
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:33,800
Probably Instagram. If you don't use like this school, your any fun Instagram will be the easiest.

1825
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,800
All right. So we can cut this part.

1826
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:38,800
We can cut this part out of the episode.

1827
01:34:38,800 --> 01:34:41,800
We're going for a chance, bro.

1828
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,800
For a chance.

1829
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:46,800
Stay off the for a chance.

1830
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,800
It's the it's the gutter of the Internet.

1831
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:55,800
For Chan and Reddit.

1832
01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:56,800
Yeah, Reddit.

1833
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:58,800
Reddit's just fucking porn at this point.

1834
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,800
Let's be real. Right.

1835
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,800
Oh, hold on a second. Stand by.

1836
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:05,800
Sorry, I cut out there.

1837
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:16,800
All right. So next time we're looking for a special guest, either we'll be down here and you just pop in or we'll hit you up on Instagram.

1838
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:28,800
All right. So is there any products you'd like to promote or any shameless plugs you'd like to throw in here?

1839
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:30,800
No, I got nothing.

1840
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:32,800
Smell results.

1841
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:34,800
Neither do we.

1842
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:38,800
Tomic Rhino.

1843
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:40,800
Yeah, like on Facebook.

1844
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:47,800
I usually go to Facebook and Twitter and X, I mean, X, X, X, Tentacion.

1845
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:52,800
It's like an email or emails fucking untitled podcast.

1846
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:55,800
Seventy three at Gmail.

1847
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:57,800
Please somebody.

1848
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,800
Yeah. Even if it's you, noon, just send us an email.

1849
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:10,800
Untitled podcast 73 at Gmail dot com. I even signed us up for letters from the Mormons.

1850
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,800
They didn't even get back to us.

1851
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:18,800
We can't even get one email.

1852
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:22,800
All right. Well, as always.

1853
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:26,800
Yeah, yeah, just send us anything.

1854
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:29,800
And as always, be kind to yourselves.

1855
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:31,800
And each other.

1856
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:33,800
We out.

1857
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:35,800
Bye.

1858
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:37,800
For all we know, robots have souls.

1859
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,800
We just don't know if they do or don't.

1860
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,800
How do you know?

1861
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:47,800
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

1862
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,800
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

1863
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:53,800
Fuck no.

1864
01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:56,800
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

1865
01:36:56,800 --> 01:36:58,800
Yes, we are.

1866
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,800
We have people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

1867
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:04,800
Extended episodes.

1868
01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:06,800
Where the fuck did this hearment come from?

1869
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:08,800
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

1870
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:11,800
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

1871
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:15,800
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

1872
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:18,800
Alien-based nests.

1873
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:26,800
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

1874
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:31,800
If they come from our planet, then they are extraterrestrials.

1875
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,800
They are aliens.

1876
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:36,800
I do not negotiate with them.

1877
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,800
I just...

1878
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,800
...miss them.

1879
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:53,800
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

1880
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,800
He got killed by the CIA.

1881
01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:58,800
JFK was killed by the government.

1882
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:04,800
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

1883
01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:07,800
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.

1884
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:08,800
They're fucking gone.

1885
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:09,800
I've seen it happen.

1886
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:17,800
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

1887
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:22,800
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise,

1888
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,800
and they are going to make them so fucking real.

1889
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:29,800
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,

1890
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:31,800
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

1891
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:32,800
You can cut it open.

1892
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:37,800
You're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.

1893
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:44,800
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

1894
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:54,800
We're only living in the third dimension.

1895
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:21,800
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

1896
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:23,800
I'm not fucking lying.

1897
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:24,800
It's fucking real.

1898
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,800
Look it up.

1899
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:29,800
He says that he was doing this shit.

1900
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:32,800
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

1901
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:36,800
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

1902
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:39,800
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

1903
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:41,800
George Soros is the fucking devil.

1904
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,800
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us.

1905
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:46,800
George Soros is fucking evil.

1906
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:48,800
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.

1907
01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:51,800
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

1908
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,800
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

1909
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:56,800
Everybody's like, no, Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there.

1910
01:39:56,800 --> 01:39:58,800
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump.

1911
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:00,800
He's not the actual fucking leader.

1912
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:03,800
It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk.

1913
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:07,800
It's everyone out there. Everybody's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1914
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:13,800
Everybody's like, Elon Musk is so cool. He made a place for himself.

1915
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:15,800
The actual government is trying.

1916
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:19,800
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis,

1917
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,800
are actually the ones that are fucking all of it.

1918
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:24,800
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking bill of labor.

1919
01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:37,800
He's fucking off.

