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I'm here with Dan and Tyler.
Sup, fuckhead.
And Ali Maxx, I'm gonna take three for you.
Dude, seriously, I feel like I'm fucking bursting an eardrum.
What the fuck's going on? I turned it down, bro.
I mean, like, the actual voice for me is super loud. Is it loud for anybody else?
Nah, I think it's about normal.
I guess just doing that.
I guess your just, autism is just acting up today.
I guess.
Remember when you guys took an autism test?
We all had it.
You guys had it.
Yeah.
And I contributed.
Yeah.
So, you know, I'm guessing this is probably gonna be a shorter episode than normal because we're here pretty late.
It is a Saturday though.
Starting at 11.
It is a Saturday though, so.
Yeah, what do you think, Ali Maxx?
Good talk.
Well, anyway.
So, big news.
Alex Jones is getting replatformed.
Replatformed? From his home platform?
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're saying that they're allowing him back.
Not allowing him back, but he's on something else that's actually popular again.
What?
You know, Louder with Crowder.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He is sponsoring Alex Jones on his show.
Every Friday he's getting a two hour slot on his show.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Yeah.
Wait, is he on TV or is he online?
He's online.
He's on Rumble.
It's like the conservative YouTube.
I don't like him on TV anymore.
I was watching Alex Jones and Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan.
Dude, Tim Dillon's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, in 2020.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was that 2020 or was that 21?
2020.
Dude, his outlook on everything's fucking funny.
He also was wearing a Free Jess Lane shirt.
He was talking about.
I believe all women.
You know, he was talking about how he discovered Bohemian Grove and exposed it.
He was doing the interview with the guy that was part of Bohemian Grove.
Oh, dude, that was so funny.
That was so funny.
Did you ever see that video of Alex Jones exposing the guy?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And he just goes, that's a slam dunk, brother.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Love it.
He's like, you're a rude person.
You should not talk to me that way.
He's just like, well, guess what?
I was that guy who was at Bohemian Grove.
I blew off the lid.
He's just like, well, I don't respect you for that.
He is like, wow, I don't respect you either.
And so he was talking about how he went to or he heard a video of Richard Nixon in like
the seventies.
Oh, my God.
It was a funny.
You talked about that.
Yeah, I did.
We talked about that.
Yeah.
Richard Nixon was God damn fucking.
He's like a God damn thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was real.
He did say that I was looking.
I fucking got, you know, on Tick Tock now because I watched that one video of the fucking
protest with like the chicks with their tits out.
Every single thing on my for you page is just fucking porn.
That's how they get you.
Maybe it's because you looked up like night moves.
I didn't look it up actually.
Scheduled the roster, the roster.
I've been trying to I've been trying to keep that.
It's like fucking shit like this.
Right, dude.
That's my whole fucking algorithm.
It's that people working out like what the fuck is this shit?
Dude, my algorithm is hot girls doing that.
My weight pretty face my waist, but a big bank like that over and over and over that
cats God bless.
You remember that?
Oh my God, dude.
See, I'm trying to keep that's on what Instagram Tick Tock Tick Tock.
I'm trying to keep social media off my phone because it's just like, dude, it's just always
all roads lead back to porn.
They do.
And I saw I'm just trying to keep it off like right now on my phone.
I've got Facebook because I've been using Facebook marketplace.
That's it.
There's nothing else, dude.
No other social.
That's a literal nipple.
That's good.
That's just a fucking straight up nipple.
Well, let's see it.
Don't social media has become like toxic, like especially like Tick Tock.
Oh wow.
That's like a nipple.
That's just straight up a nipple.
She's like and she's acting like it's not out.
It's like the worst of society.
It's like the one out of 10 people.
Right.
Like Tick Tock accounts.
Dude, it's terrible.
It's just like, I'm so fucking sick of it.
Like I just want to go on social media and use it for social stuff.
I don't want to be led astray by the devil.
Exactly, brother.
Welcome back to the faith.
It's all it is.
You should choose the Catholic faith instead of whatever the fuck your shit was.
Speaking of that, the fucking Island Boys.
Yeah, dude.
Did we talk about that on the podcast?
The degeneration of society.
It's happening for those of you who don't know the Island Boys, you know, even alien
Bay, these motherfuckers went from like, you know, touching each other on camera.
Then they went to literally making out on camera and now they're sucking each other's
dick on this is confirmed.
Yes, they're twins.
Okay.
I don't care that they're twins.
They're fucking first and foremost, they're brothers.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, twins are yeah.
So okay.
But the first and foremost, I don't care.
Like, because that kind of like makes it less worse.
It seems like but it's not.
It's like they're they're brothers, dude.
And they're sucking each other up.
That's incest.
That's illegal.
So why is this being allowed?
I don't think they like really prosecute that kind of thing.
Oh, they have to, dude.
I don't know.
They have to.
There's so many lines you can cross before because then people watch that and they're
like, oh, this is normal.
This is fine.
And it just like you don't think it's fucking normal.
You break down a barrier.
I mean, is it like more normal for twins?
I was thinking about that a couple of months back.
Like would it be like weird if I do checks?
If you have a check twins were on yourself, would you suck your own dick?
No, I wouldn't suck my own dick.
Now would you let yourself suck your dick?
I would suck your clone.
It's like that.
Because basically, what the fuck?
Put this wig on.
Oh my.
Wait.
What?
Oh God.
Like this is the shit that shows up.
How do I copy and paste your algorithm?
I don't know.
God bless.
Yeah.
You just want to see it again.
I do want to see it again.
That is a milk with a holding an American flag, but it's not just any mouth.
It's like, is that a oh, oh my God.
God bless this beautiful country.
Oh, she's breaking flag code.
She's so hot by dropping it on the floor.
Yeah.
I you know what?
She's okay.
We'll let her slide.
We'll pause that right there for you.
Oh, we can hold your phone.
That's just you're supposed to never let the American flag touch the ground.
That's unpatriotic.
Right?
Part of the fucking flag code, brother.
Respect.
God bless.
Can we get a national anthem real quick for that video?
Casey did some smelling salts.
Let's see this bitch's Instagram page.
Yeah, let's let's.
God bless this beautiful country.
I'm going to do some smelling salts to that and then we're going to have we're going to
take a moment.
Let's listen to Fergie sing the national anthem.
This is dead.
Let me get that one.
Here you go.
Doesn't do anything.
Or the black is the black.
Is this one better?
Oh, no.
Is this the best one?
Yeah.
Oh, people like shit on her because she like fuck this up.
So bad.
I don't care.
We just need something patriotic because that was fucking beautiful.
Jesus.
Oh, all right, Tyler, come back to Earth and let's see what you're looking at.
Oh, yeah.
So the Island Boys, right?
They're sucking each other's dicks.
Yeah.
That's normal.
So apparently this bitch has an only fans.
I'm so happy I got rid of only fans because it just took away so much temptation.
Dude, I have never signed up for one.
I've come pretty close.
Actually, there's this one I wanted to see.
What was her name?
Oh my God.
She's German.
Like actual fresh off the boat?
Yes.
Oh, God bless.
No, she lives in Germany.
Oh, and she's supporting America like that.
That's amazing.
God, what a picture.
This is what her only fans bio says.
And I quote, let me teach you how the human orgasm works.
I'm Brittany, a German and biology teacher in a local high school.
I was born in Germany, so please don't judge me for my accent.
My special students here can also book me for a private lesson if you know what I mean.
When you unlock my page, you'll discover everything.
I'm not allowed to post everywhere else.
I upload content every day and I'll spice up your DMS as much as I can.
Plus, I really like making custom content.
So you, so you know, I love late night talks and deep conversation.
So I respond to all my DMS, hopefully talk to you soon.
Oh, that was a little corny, but you know, I'm not like the school teacher thing has
never really been my thing.
No, it really, it's not my thing either.
I've generally, um, I didn't really like a lot of my teachers.
So I'm not a lot of them, just the, there's some, I really don't.
Yeah.
I had some that were just like rotten.
I had this one that I did have one teacher though.
My senior year, she was like two years older than us.
Cause like she was just out of like, like school from being a teacher.
Like she literally got hired.
So she was like super close to our age and she would always talk about like playing Xbox
and shit.
She had like super short hair, glasses, super like nerdy.
Like she wore like the pencil skirts with like the best dream girl, Tyler.
And I was like, fuck dude.
Did she have a bus cut?
No, no, it was like, it was a, it was a diet cut.
Did you have cancer?
No, she was getting married though.
When I was like, knock her up, go for the double kill.
Did you have any incidents in your school with that where teachers slept with students?
Yeah, I feel like it was, but it was a cop.
It was a school research officer.
You said that.
Yeah.
She, he slept with three students.
Um, they were all above age, but he still got charged with like, you know, I think it
was, uh, it was something along the lines of like, um,
like abuse of power type thing.
Yeah.
Because they couldn't get him with like, you know, statutory charges or anything, but they're
like, we gotta do something like type shit.
But yeah, he, uh, he disappeared.
I don't know where the fuck he went.
He might be dead.
I don't know.
But like, he like dropped off the face.
I think he moved like States away.
Like probably probably not a cop.
That's for sure.
Not anymore.
No.
Yeah.
There's one with where one of the coaches was sleeping with like one of the cheerleaders.
Um, I mean, and she was like, she was either 16 or 17 dude is pretty bad, but the thing
was they, it was two 18 year olds and one 17 year old, but in New York state, the age
of consent is 17.
Right.
So that's still like, yeah, we had this one incident where we were playing soccer and
uh, this one kid, uh, was sucking off his twin.
We go, we like, we like pants.
You know how you like pants each other?
He was yeah, pants each other.
So I was sick one time at practice, but this is what happened.
The, uh, the fucking kid went up and pants, the coach and the coach, like the next day
I was there and he like gave us this huge speech about sexual harassment and then made
us run like complexes.
So like it's like a two mile run and then like, like, like the whole time, the whole
practice we had to like run the Hills and complexes cause uh, it's not a joke.
That was the worst thing we were all part of it.
Cause we were all guilty cause we're all team.
Oh my God.
So my football team, um, we had two different locker rooms.
We had the JV locker room and the varsity locker room.
And if you played varsity, you were allowed in the varsity locker room.
But if you weren't like, it was like a known thing.
If you go into the varsity locker room, you're going to get fucked up type thing.
If you're on JV.
So I was sitting in my locker.
I was listening to my headphones or something.
And one of these, uh, one of these JV kids comes in and they're like, what's up guys?
And I get out and he's just like, no, I'm going to stay here.
Then for whatever reason, someone turned the lights out and then a broom came out and then
this kid just started getting fucking smashed with a broom over the fucking head and shit.
And then I heard not my asshole.
And then I think the broom went in.
Oh shit.
Who got penetrated?
I don't know.
Cause the lights were off.
I was over in the corner.
I'm like, what happened?
Dude, I remember that's fucking hilarious.
I remember the lights went out in the gymnasium while in the whole school.
Yeah.
But I ran into the gymnasium and just started swinging, dude.
Just started swinging like, like light punches, but punching people like, like any punch when
you're not expecting it is like hard.
I wasn't like trying to hurt people.
Yeah, you're just fucking black and people be like, what the fuck is that?
Somebody just punched me.
What the fuck?
So the thing is like our locker room was in the basement.
So there was no light when the lights went out.
Like he was like black, like it was like fucking dungeon level black shit.
And like, like my asshole, he said that like afterwards he's like, no, no one shoved it
on my ass.
But like he, like we smashed this fucking, like we, we broke the broom on this kid.
Cause we hit him so hard.
But dude, when I was on JV and I tried to sneak into the varsity locker room, I got
fucked up real bad.
They would take, you know, you know, football belts, you know, like they have like the little,
like the two things instead of having like a clip, they have like the thing where you
like, you go through and then you have to go under it type thing and pull it like that.
It's like a tension belt almost type thing.
It has like two hoops on it that are like curved like this.
You put the belt through here and then you go through here and then you go like this
and then the friction keeps the belt tight.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So I had like a standard, like some belts, regular belts are like, yeah, some belts are
like that, but like the football belts are those specifically, they're like thin just
because they just holds the pants up.
So I went in there and these kids got so fucking good at whipping those things.
Like he fucking whipped off his belt, took the metal part and he had, and he whipped
it.
The two things would like bite like the two like little things.
It would be like a bite and he would get, he got me on my face and ripped off part of
my cheek with it.
Oh shit.
And I was like, fuck.
And I guess what I learned, don't go in the fucking varsity locker room if you're not
on varsity.
Damn.
And then I went in another time and then somebody put a bucket over my head and fucking, you
know, fucking smashed me with like six helmets.
It's like a hazing.
It is hazing.
You're not allowed in this section yet.
Yeah.
It was all like, it wasn't like, you know, vicious.
It was like, get the fuck out of here type shit.
And also we were all football players so we could take, you know, getting hit and shit.
And like, like when I was on varsity, I'm like, and I was like the captain.
So I was like, guys, stop, turn the lights on.
Fucking get in.
And I fucking got the kid.
I lifted it up.
I get the fuck out of here.
He's like, but like there was this one little shit though that I actually beat the fuck
out of the fucking locker room because he kept on coming in and I'm like, dude, listen,
if you keep coming in here, you're going to get the shit kicked out of you.
He's just like, nah, I can tell you man.
Fuck you man.
Ha ha ha.
He's like, but he was a white kid talking like that.
And I'm like, oh, you're just, you're just enraging me to my accent that we were talking
about.
Yeah.
But he was like, nah, man, you ain't gonna fucking shit, man.
I'm fucking in here.
He was like fucking like five foot two.
I was, and I'm like, dude, you're going to get it shrimp.
I'm like, dude, get out of here.
He's just like, nah, man, fuck you.
So I let it go.
All right.
So I go close the fucking door and then the kid goes, I was fucking conked back and I
fucking punched him in his fucking face.
And the kid's like, oh, and I just go, get the fuck out or I'm going to punch you again.
Dude, you couldn't do that shit now.
Oh yeah.
But like I punched the kid in the face so fucking hard.
He's like, I'm never coming back in here again until I'm on varsity.
I'm like, good idea.
Geez.
But like I warned him.
Like this was like the fucking 15th time he came in.
And I like every time I warned him and this, but right every day that I was just pissed
off that day.
And then his little fucking shit attitude just wasn't flying with me.
And like we had like fucking varsity fight club in the fucking locker room.
Like before like, like practice and shit, like the coaches would be like, Hey, what
are you guys doing in there?
Like nothing.
He's like, all right.
But like we'd close the door and then when we're sitting in there, we'd have like a
group of people like around and then we just have people like fucking bare knuckle fight
each other in the middle of the fucking locker room.
And then when one person fell down, then then they tagged out.
But like the whole thing was like just seeing who was like the toughest person there.
And then because I was the captain, I had to show that like I could stay in the fucking
the center for the longest type thing.
And then fucking one kid, this kid was fucking huge.
He wrecked me, but I had to, I had to stay up type shit.
I'm like, I can't fall down because then I'll lose respect type shit.
This kid fucking railed me like fucking just come on, come on, come on.
But then I got him in the fucking throat.
Wow.
And he's like, I'm done.
I'm like, okay.
I didn't play any fucking sports.
Did you, Casey?
Yeah.
Basketball, soccer.
Oh, did you say that last time?
Did I ask you?
I might have.
Were you like varsity?
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
I never, I never did any sports.
I got, I got three varsity letters, two JV letters.
I got a captain pin and I got two gold footballs for playing varsity for three years.
Damn.
And then I did track for one season and I hated it because they made me run.
Right.
I was a thrower.
I wasn't a runner.
Like I threw like I was a discus thrower.
So I was like, like, yeah, you got to run with the, with the milers.
I'm like, bro, I'm a thrower.
Bro, halfway through the season in my senior year of varsity, my coach replaced me as a
starter for this one kid on defense who had never played on a team before.
And he was all right.
But at the end of our like last playoff game, he gave up like a penalty kick where he like
tackled this kid in the box.
And my coach was like, what the fuck are you doing?
You tackled him?
Yeah, he just tackled them.
So they got, they scored a goal on a penalty kick and they won.
It was our last playoff here.
Oh my God.
So I had the pleasure of winning my last game.
We didn't make it to the, we, we made it to the playoffs.
We lost in the playoffs, but then we had like a crossover game and I think going out on
a win is probably like the probably the best way to go.
Like you don't want to fucking like end your career in like a sport on a loose.
Right.
That's never a good feeling.
But like I tell you what, football was the only thing, football and boxing were the only
two things that I did like my entire childhood.
And I played football for 13 years and that last game, my senior year after I was, after
like the second game was over, like we won, I was fucking bawling my eyes out.
Yeah.
I've all my eyes out for like fucking 15 minutes straight.
Damn.
Cause it's over.
Yeah.
I was the last person in the locker room.
Like everybody turned their stuff and stuff.
I was just fucking like bawling my eyes out.
I feel like, I feel like this is like the ending of like remember the Titans.
Fuck that movie.
But yeah, dude, I was, I was like, and my coach, because my coach is known knew me since
I was a fucking like baby, like they're friends with my dad.
Cause they knew me since I was born.
And there's like, you gave it all you had kid.
And he's just like, he left it all out in the field.
I'm like, I tried.
Well, dude, you didn't want to play, like, you don't want to go on to like college.
I was too small.
Really?
Yeah.
So you, you could play in high school, but you couldn't, you wouldn't make it.
I started in high school.
I was captain in high school.
You wouldn't have made it to like a college collegiate.
That's like, like the captains, like every single person who's on a varsity on a, on
like even a D three college team was like the best that their school had.
Right.
And like, what division was your school?
Um, no, like, uh, like the, the high schools that we had were different than the college
divisions, like college division had the D three D two and D one.
And like there's high schools have high schools have classes.
They have at least in New York, we have AA, we have a, we have B C D and then like double
D and double D is like super small schools.
Um, most of the time, if you, if you don't even have, if you, if you're class D, um,
nothing below D can have a football team because you need at least think 26 people to have
a team.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Now that you're saying that it's bringing back memories.
I think we were a class, I think how many kids were in your graduating class?
96.
Yep.
So we were class D too.
I was class C. Oh, class C. Okay.
Okay.
So I was capped.
I was captain on a class C team and um, I, uh, I wasn't even going to be able to make
it on a fucking practice squad.
Right.
Actually I made it on the Hudson Valley practice practice squad, but I'm like, they're like,
you'd probably never even fucking see the field.
Right.
And I'm like, like we like, like he's like, we like your, your, your tenacity, your, your,
your work ethic and stuff.
He's like, that's enough to make the team, but you're not going to like see the field
for any meaningful thing.
Right.
Like I might get in the game for like one play type shit.
Right.
And I'm like, I went out on a win for my last one.
Just leave it at that.
I'm just going to leave it at that because I'm like, I went out as a captain, the leader
of my team on a win and on a good note and on a good note.
And I'm like, if I, if I, if I played for like Derek Jeter, yeah, if I, like if I played
for college, I would have just been on like a fucking scrub practice squad and I would
have got to like dress for the games and that's pretty much it.
Right.
And I'm like, I'm going to be on the sidelines wearing a jersey going go team.
Right.
And I'm like, I'd rather be the top guy and leave it at that than be literally garbage.
I mean, because Hudson Valley basically has the whole capital region to pull from.
Hudson Valley is surprisingly is one of the best, actually here's the thing.
They have the best community college team in the country for two weeks.
For two weeks.
Because then the grades come out.
Oh yeah.
Because everybody who goes to Hudson Valley didn't get good enough grades.
They're the, they're the best players and like best sports players.
The reason why they go to Hudson Valley, like a lot of sports players is so they can get
their grades up so they can go to a D one school.
Right.
So you have like a whole bunch of level, like, like superhuman level athletes for two weeks.
Right.
And they will, they will win their first two games by fucking like 40 and then after that
their shit.
Right.
So I might be able to see the field after week two when everybody like drops out because
of their grades, but I'm like, I'd rather just, you know, leave it at captain.
Yeah.
So I'm reading CNN's guide on how do you use neo pronouns?
How do you use what neo pronouns?
What the fuck is that?
Neo pro it's for somebody doesn't identify with traditional pronouns.
So the most common third person pronouns include she, he, they, and they're, they're typically
use as gender pronouns.
So if you don't have a gender and you're like nine binary, you can use neo pronouns such
as Z Zier.
I asked Zier to come to the movies.
Z said yes.
Look, I guarantee that if one of those people that doesn't have a normal pronoun commits
a crime, all right, and people are in a panic trying to describe it to the police, they're
going to use whatever fucking pronoun you look like.
They'd be like, yes, she ran that way.
Here it is.
Why people use neo pro people may use neo pro for the same reason someone else uses
she or they neo pronouns may be better aligned with one's identity.
Some people may use a common pronoun like she or they in addition to a neo pronoun neo
pronouns are ultimately a reflection of someone's personal identity according to a human rights
campaign.
Oh, so, so we have, we have men, we have women, we have people with mental illness, right?
You know, dude, there's two ends to it.
You know what I mean?
There's some people that really got some shit going on.
I promise you that.
And then there's people that want to jump on a fucking bandwagon and follow it.
So did it?
No, no, I didn't talk about this on the podcast from the year 2010 to 2020.
Guess how much of an increase in percentage there was of transgender identifying people?
Hold on a sec.
What percentage of increase from what years to what years?
2010 to 2020.
I am going to say that there was a 200% increase.
2000.
That tells you right there.
That doesn't that that that's more than statistically significant.
That's not possible.
So unless there's something real crazy, is it?
And this is this is this is real crazy stuff going on.
This is the real question.
Okay.
And it's not politically correct to ask this question.
It's not like you can't even talk about this shit.
But on this podcast, we always believe in freedom of speech, right?
Hell yeah, brother.
Free of a speech.
Can't get canceled if you ever got started.
So this is the real question.
Has there always been that many transgender people or are people jumping on a trend?
People are jumping on a fucking trend.
It's a mix of both.
No, I think we talked about this, but I think it's a mix of that and people that have been
afraid to come out.
I don't think that's true, Casey.
Like I don't agree with that at all.
I think that I think that anybody has been afraid to come out.
I feel so this is a thing.
It feels safe.
This is the thing.
I'm fine with L, the G, the B of the LGBT, Q, whatever fucking community.
Oh, careful.
No, I'm fine with that.
Like you, you want to be gay.
You want to be bi.
You want to be a lesbian.
That's fucking fine.
The T is when things start getting fucking dicey for me.
You know, like, you know, you can be born gay.
Like that's the thing.
You can be born gay.
You can be born a lesbian.
You can be born bi.
Like that's just like, that's an actual thing.
Like that's accepted.
Thing that I don't accept.
Like you can be born as though your mind feels like you're the wrong gender.
That's called gender dysphoria.
That's an actual medical disorder.
Yeah.
So is so was fucking homosexuality in the past.
Yeah, but then homosexuality has gotten proven to be not that, but they never disproved that
well, what's a disorder?
I mean, it's a, it's a mental, it's a mental condition, obviously.
So whether it's a disorder or not is not relevant.
Why are there no trans frogs?
Why are there no trans?
Because the frogs are gay because of the fucking fluoride in the water.
But like, why, why is there no, why is it no trans?
Why is there no trans mice?
Right.
Like they had gay mice, they had gay monkeys.
They had like that, like that's like been like a proven thing.
There's been no monkey that's just like, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Monkey boobs.
I have monkey boobs.
This is like, no, you're a male monkey.
You settle down.
Well, the thing that's insane, dude, right?
That I can't wrap my head around is what the fuck would you have done before hormones came
out in the 1940s?
Nothing.
So exactly.
You just would have lived your fucking life.
And here's the other thing.
Okay.
This is like, this is multifactorial.
Now we have that technology though.
This is multifactorial.
It is a technology.
Okay.
I got a couple of things to say.
That's like saying, what would you do before cars?
Like you were riding horses.
You would have fucking walked.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
So the technology exists, right?
To transform yourself.
So we got, we got a couple of things going on here.
Is this really the fact that you can't talk about it?
It's the best thing for the farmer.
It's the fact that you can't talk about it, it's the best thing for the pharmaceutical
companies, dude, the people that want to sell hormones.
Yeah.
Right.
This is a fucking multi-trillion dollar business selling hormones.
So of course they want to sprinkle these little ideas in people's heads, right?
That, oh, I feel this way.
I'm in the wrong body.
This and that.
Oh my God.
I got to get on these fucking hormones.
So there's nothing wrong.
They're fucking expensive, dude.
There's nothing wrong with being a masculine woman or a, or a feminine guy.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But because of the way society is now and the way everything's going, they say if you're
a masculine girl, that you're, that you're a man trapped in a woman's body.
Like it's okay to be a masculine girl.
Right.
Like that's fine.
What's wrong with the process as it exists now where you go to a psychiatrist and you
get proven that you're- Because psychiatrists want money.
Right.
Psychiatrists want money, pharmacists want fucking-
They get money whether they say yes or no.
Here's the other massive problem with that is that they're pressured to say a certain
thing, the psychiatrist.
Oh, especially-
So if you're a psychiatrist that comes out and says, hey, I think this is bullshit, they'll
go after your license, dude.
Yeah.
Look at that right there.
Look at Jordan Peterson.
Like what happened with him?
Exactly.
Yeah.
So they, they don't like what you're saying.
They don't like your rhetoric.
They don't like your political views.
They'll just go after your- Your license.
Yeah, dude.
And it's happening with all, I think that right there, going after people's licenses, that
should carry a 10 year sentence in jail.
Okay?
Because you're actively fighting against freedom of speech, freedom of expression, everything
this country stands for.
You should actually fuck jail, go to a fucking gulag, dude.
People that do that kind of shit.
You deserve to be in a fucking labor camp.
Because this shit is fucking like, it's getting to the point where the pendulum swung so far
this way, it's starting to swing back this way.
Well, what if the doctor was some super conservative Trump supporter?
Oh, they get- It's like-
That just denies everybody.
Like fucking Kim Davis, dude.
Kim Davis.
Yeah.
The little fucking lady that denied the marriage licenses and not Kentucky.
Oh, yeah.
See, but it's like both ends are fucking toxic, right?
You just need like somebody in the middle.
And I don't, these psychologists, psychiatrists, sorry, doesn't understand how the fucking
hormones work, dude.
They're not an endocrinologist.
All right?
So for them to say, oh yeah, they have a deficiency of fucking estrogen.
Who the fuck are you to say that?
You also have to go to endocrinology to get hormone replacement therapy.
Let's also fucking think about it this way.
Biology, hard science, right?
Yeah.
Math, hard science.
Sure.
Geology, like hard science.
You can measure, like how much is a liter of fluid in a beaker?
You can measure that.
Right.
What's the circumference-
What are you talking about, Tyler?
Let me finish.
What's the circumference of a rock?
You can do that.
What's in this geode?
You can do that.
Psychology, everybody's brain is different.
There's no hard science to a brain.
Exactly.
So you can't tell whether someone is actually getting on a trend of whether they want to
be transgender or they're actually-
Casey, do you think that a 2000% increase is a real thing that would happen?
That's statistically almost impossible.
I said it was a mix.
Well, I think it is multifactorial for sure, dude, but people are being influenced by what
they're seeing on the internet, right?
So it's popular.
Also, TikTok, specifically TikTok, it's ran by the Chinese government.
Everybody knows that.
It is.
If you look at TikTok in China, everything on their homepage is mathematics, science,
like experiments, shit like that.
Like cool, like Mythbusters type shit, like doing that.
You look at America's algorithm, if you don't have anything on your algorithm, it's literally
porn, it's transgender rights things.
Exactly.
That's why instead of doom scrolling, you should fucking try to learn something.
No, but think about it.
You are a fucking 14 year old girl right now.
You feel uncomfortable in your body because every 14 year old girl feels fucking uncomfortable
in their body.
You feel a little bit more boyish because you fucking hit puberty before all the boys
did.
You're taller than them.
You're a little bit more muscular.
You have tits.
You don't know what's going on.
Like your hormones are fucking all out of whack.
And then you have a fucking person online being like, Hey, do you check off these boxes?
If you do, you're transgender.
And then they're like, they're like, I am transgender.
And it's just fucking point.
The thing is the LGBTQ community can't reproduce sexually.
They can't.
If they reproduce, they can't reproduce sexually.
So if it was just that they would differ to no, they don't, they don't like specifically
transgender people.
They can't reproduce.
Sure.
They can.
No, they can't.
Yeah.
There was a video of a couple that was, they were both transgender.
One was a transgender man and one was a woman.
And the guy that looked like a man got knocked up.
Okay.
Let's say it this way.
They're like getting dicked down by a fucking tranny.
Let's say it's like their dream.
Yeah.
Let's say it this way.
Which group of people doesn't want to have kids the most?
Uh, millennials.
I don't know.
Millennials.
And specifically the gay millennials or the lesbian millennials, they don't, yeah.
They don't, they don't want to have kids.
If it's just that they're going to date, the entirety of that is going to die out in a
generation like that mindset is going to die out in a generation.
So where do you get people to join your cause?
The youth that you don't have.
They're not trying to have their own children and raise their children in their, their mindset.
They're trying to take people's children who don't believe in this shit.
And because you can't watch what your kids watch online every single time.
Coming after brainwashing our children.
They are.
That's, that's not even a joke.
They actually are brainwashing kids because guess who's the easiest fucking group to brainwash?
And look back to fucking Nazi, the Nazis fucking every single group of trans people to not
be on this.
No, I'm just saying look at every single group of people that went after the kids.
They were all bad.
Every single group that went specifically after kids and tried to like indoctrinate
indoctrinate them were the bad guys.
Like and because they think if you get the kids, you don't need, you believe there's
people out there with an agenda to yes kids.
You think there's not they're not trying to turn kids gay.
They're trying to make people that want to come out gay feel like no.
Listen Casey Casey.
Come on man.
Listen.
You really think that there are this many kids that are actually gay.
There are now because they're told that they're gay.
The problem is the problem isn't that there's people who are born gay.
The problem is that there's people who are who are poisoning people's brains to make
them think that they are people coming into schools being like I'm going to turn you gay.
It's more than that Casey.
It's not it's it's insidious.
It's fucking in the media.
Listen, I'm Megan's her syllabus for a class this week.
Zarina was like we accept everyone's pronouns.
This is a safe space like all this.
I don't think that there should be safe spaces.
The world's a hostile place.
It is a trigger warning.
This is especially like in high schools and shit like you know you have like the autism
corner for fucking like elementary school kids like they they have breakdowns and stuff.
They're fucking kids in fucking high school.
You got to start preparing for the fucking real world.
The real world isn't going to hold your hand and like these kids especially these kids
that get indoctrinated into this fucking thing they get into the real world and these are
the people that are like everything's unfair.
I need to go out and protest because everything's not fair to me right now.
Why are you being mean to me?
Dude, I walked down the street.
You look at somebody wrong and go what the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah.
Like if you're an adult specifically an adult male you are fucking worthless.
You really are worthless.
Chris Rock says fucking the only time that a male gets love is if they're providing something
right money power something whatever.
If the only time that a male gets any respect if you especially like women have inherent
value because they can birth children they can they can provide they can they they themselves
are a beautiful work of art that men can't even like like reach to like making a child
and birthing a child from you is one of the most beautiful things that you can fucking
do.
Men have nothing close to that.
Look at fucking everything throughout history.
Men have been held at a higher standard because they they need to be like and they're like
they're like oh the people you're just trying to protect women because you think they can
defend themselves like no we we value you so much more than us that we will go die in
wars and shit to protect our women and children.
That's a natural instinct.
Right.
That's that's what I'm talking about.
But you hold a woman so much higher than a man.
But being a man you are fucking worthless.
Like and I definitely see like there's a huge epidemic of like loneliness in men.
There's a huge epidemic of loneliness and children like like young men who feel lost
who feel like hopeless.
And guess what?
The world isn't going to do you any favors as a young man.
Like you have to prove your worth.
Like we've all proved our worth enough where people are like OK we're going to let you
like you're you're all right in society.
Like you have money like we get we have a job we have a somewhat respected job you know
it doesn't pay that much we all at least had at one point.
Like people are like oh you do something you do a service for society so you get respect
for doing a service to society.
A I in the thing is this is going to this is going to sound awful but when women entered
the workforce it lowered happiness significantly because then landlords and shit started realizing
that they could charge way more for rent if two people are working they could charge way
more for food they could charge way more for gas they could charge way more for fucking
everything because they have two incomes to come from.
They're fucking sucking the fucking life out of everybody.
But when it was just a one one person providing for the family everything was cheaper.
People were happier because let's be real women's instincts is to provide for a family
is to is to is to take care of children to do shit like that like that is the natural
instinct of a of a woman the natural instinct of a man is self sacrificing for your family
doing like the hard work so your your family doesn't have to like you like they think about
it with an old way of thinking.
It's not an old way that's that's naturally what men are supposed to do.
We have society now.
Naturally naturally we should be out there like case carving up animals and like eating
them raw you've been dating hunting dating Megan for how long for we fucking society
has a let me let me answer the question how long been dating her for like seven years
seven years.
Do you want to provide for her?
Do you want to do you want to make her life better?
I'm not saying that I don't Jesus Christ you're so you're so you're answering my question
you're saying but men and women both have natural they do have natural things but your
natural is you want to make a better life.
You want to make a better life for your girlfriend don't you.
Oh yeah.
You agree with that.
Yes everybody wants to make a better life for their significant other.
But men have a more inclination to want to provide for their wife for their for the person
that birthed their children.
You want to do that.
Like I want to provide for my girlfriend.
I want to have children with her.
I want to provide if if I didn't have if she didn't have to work.
I wouldn't want her to have to work.
Like I don't want to have her work because it's not because I don't want her to work
because I want to be like a homebody and stuff.
I want her to be happier because dude you're working you're fucking miserable.
You don't go to work and you're fucking happy that you're going to work.
You're like I got to go to work.
It's not like a skimedy I'm going to work.
I'm going to yeah I'm going to have over.
If you're doing something that you like or not.
Even if you do something that you like you're still working.
You're still going to work.
Now what do you like.
like what have you made money off the pot enough money off the podcast that
you didn't have to do. Listen, these people who make like money off these
like things that are actually fun, there's so much things that go into that
like that. They had to work their ass off to get to that right. They because
they had to go through the fucking fire to get to the point like they they
prove their worth. So they're getting more and more money because they
continue to prove their worth because they're giving an entertainment thing.
I mean, that's what you have to do. You like you have to make like a bunch of
episodes of a podcast to get started and then you have to promote it. Yeah, but
like it's the thing is it's like when you're doing this shit, it's it's it's
a fucking crazy thing. Like I if I feel so bad that I have to have my my
girlfriend work in order to pay for like apartments in order to pay for food in
order to pay for bills, it feels bad to me that I have to make her do that
because we can't I can't do it on my own. You shouldn't feel bad though because
it you shouldn't have to feel bad, but it also shouldn't be that way. Look at go
back fucking 70 years, the 1950s. Who's that?
God damn it. You fucking but dude, even if people aren't working,
even if women aren't aren't working at a job, they're still working at home. They
are. That's the thing. Like, like, it's not easy to go and it's not easy.
House kids. But then they have that on top of working now. That's the thing.
Like a man. Sure. If normally men work more hours, that's just statistically
proven like a man's going to work more hours just because they that's what they
do. But then a woman comes home and they still have their kids to take care of.
They still have like like and you know, you share like the the chores at home
and you can still fall behind super fucking easy because you just work so
much. You don't get the fucking I come home and like you know, my girl's like I
had a long day at work. I'm like, so did I. I'm like, I don't even want to fucking
cook dinner. I just want to fucking lay here and like she's like, I want to do
the same thing because we're doing fucking jobs that are fucking physically
and mentally exhausting. Not everybody has that, but but it's it's just like
it's a it's a it's a I think that we type of job you have. We what we as a
society, a lot of people have we as a society have fallen so far so far. It's
it's it's catastrophic. And I think that the failing of that and it's another
thing. Who would the who would your daughters go and talk to back in like
the nineteen like forties like the nineteen fifties, they go talk to their
mom like if they had a question, they wouldn't go to the fucking internet who
the internet can be literally fucking. It could be a literal pedophile talking to
your daughter on the internet because oh, it's an awkward question. I don't
want to ask Google, bro. That's the thing that I'm saying. It's an awkward
question. I don't want to ask my parents. I'll ask Google and Google can give them
the fucking wrong, like the most toxic answer they can possibly get and they'll
take it as fucking gospel. Right like parents like, you know, parents aren't
fucking perfect. They never were. But if you're if you if like at least when
you're when you talk to your parents when like back in those times, they at
least knew what was going on and they could they could guide you through it
because they went through it like that's what the whole thing of raising kids is
supposed to be. You went through this. So you're trying to guide your kid the best
way that you can. You could do you could literally be the best parent of all time.
Your kid could still turn out to be a piece of shit. That's just that's a whole
thing. But the more involved you are with your kids life, the less likely they are
to become a piece of shit. Right. But kids are getting raised on the fucking
internet now. And like back to the back to the thing is like the kids are getting
raised on the internet instead of being raised by their fucking parents because
like it just just to bring it all back. The parents are working so much. They
don't have fucking time to talk to their kids. They fucking I get home and I work
bro. I get home. I get home at six. I work. I get home at six p.m. almost. Or
I go to work at six p.m. and I get up at six and I get home at six a.m. type shit.
But on other days I go I get up at six. I get up at five a.m. I go to work. I get
there at six a.m. I work until six p.m. I get home at seven and my my girlfriend
gets home at four. If we had kids we wouldn't see our kids for 90 percent of
the day. Right. Because we were like I would get home when they'd be going to
bed. Yeah. Like my like like if me and my girlfriend had a kid like right now she
gets home at four she would see them from four pretty much till eight because
that's normally like bedtime for like younger kids. I would see them for an
hour. Yeah. And how hard is it to raise your kid when you see them for a
fucking hour a day. Yeah. It's impossible. Like we're just going to have a
disconnected society. That's what's happening. That's that's why we are at
the spot that we are at because this has been going on for the last 20 years.
Right. Because my parents fucking my mom worked until like four o'clock. My dad
worked until six. I was alone for fucking four hours and then I saw my
parents for two. I just stayed with my grandma all the time. I say I mean I
stayed with my grandma when I was younger but like when I was able to like
you know stay home by myself and I was like you know like nine ten years old. I
was alone for four hours type shit yeah like and especially like I'm like I have
a question to ask my parents. They're not here. I'm going to ask the internet
and make you know even back then the internet was still way different than
it is now. They still had somewhat good answers on the internet not like I
remember when I was like ten years old and I remember Elliot Spitzer. Yeah and
he got in trouble for the process is course yeah I was like what's
prostitution yeah but like it's just it's hard to raise kids when you only
see him for like three hours a day yeah and it's hard to it's hard to keep
track of what your kids doing do the the the because then they're at school and
the fucking shit that they're teaching them at school now is fucking bonkers
right like you fucking get you you you have your teachers raise your kids for
90 percent of their fucking day so you're not raising your kids anymore
after they start going to school the school is raising your kids and that's
why kids are getting more and more fucked up because these fucking teachers
are getting more and more fucked up and they're fucking stupid fucking liberal
brains that they're fucking impressing into these they're impressed teachers
are liberals for Casey. Let's be fucking real. Depends what area you're going to
live. Let's be fucking real. Most elementary through high school teachers
are fucking liberal. Let's be let's be real Casey. Are you are you going to
tell me that that's not sure not all my teachers were liberals. I know a lot of
my teachers that were conservative literally every single one of my
teachers I lived in a small town. I lived in a city. I lived in a city yeah
all my teachers were liberal but guess what that's what I'm saying guess what
back when I was younger back in back in my day back it back when I was younger
there was no politics in fucking school. That's the fucking thing that I that I'm
having like you can be a fucking liberal you can be a conservative do whatever
fuck you want in school it's objective. Well we had a class about politics we
had a class called government that we literally did political debates every
week. Yes but your teacher shouldn't be the one giving you was a hardcore
conservative your teacher. I think that's a bad thing too. I don't think
that a conservative teacher should be fucking indoctrinating people. I think
that I got ice but she's still great in the paper fairly and I did well so
that's the fucking thing back when we went to school school was like objective
it wasn't subjective like it was this or it was this like and then they didn't
put their fucking like political views into the thing but now everything's
fucking politicized everything fucking I can't even get a soda without having
fucking like a pride flag on it. Fucking can't even get a Bud Light. Yeah I can't even get a fucking Bud Light.
I know it's like dude I was I was not everything needs to be fucking
politicized. I was renting a pavilion from New York State yeah and they sent
me like the paperwork to rent it and like the paperwork she sent me had the
New York State logo or wasn't the logo it was like seal it was the New York
State Parks logo on it yeah but it was in a rainbow it was like the little
maple leaf not everything needs to be fucking politicized it's like why dude
like what's the fucking point what does that have anything to do with LGBT?
So this is another thing I saw this is another thing I saw Best Buy they
they've been going down a really weird path recently but the one of the things
I saw and this has been proven like they actually they got called out for it and
they're like yeah we did that. They had a managerial school to do things like they
had a managerial school like that they could do shit with and they're like and
on the paper to apply to the managerial school it says these are the races that
are allowed it said every single race except for Caucasian. Are you kidding me?
Every single race except for Caucasian. Wow see that in itself is racist. Yes yes
it is. It's like we've gotten to the point where we're so anti-racism or
racist. Yes so they had every single race on there and they said if you're
Caucasian don't apply. Dude that's so funny. Whites not need to apply. And then and then
but Best Buy also had another fucking issue this this was a this was a an
isolated story but they said that like it's been spreading around that this is
not just an isolated story this is like all over the place. In the workplace they
have to do sensitivity training where they have somebody come in and tell them
that like you can't call people you know like you know slurs and all that shit
like you know just the basic stuff but then they're like so we're gonna hang up
these pride flags all over the all over the the walls of the break room and
stuff. Okay whatever they said one guy goes and like you could you know you
can put on a little like pride flag like badge on your uniform at Best Buy like
that's fine. A person was wearing a cross necklace outside of like their their
thing and they're like you can't display a cross. And he's just like I it's
it's my religion like this is this is like who I am they're like well your
religion is a choice a pride flag isn't a choice. Oh my god. And I'm like and I'm
like listen I'm a Catholic and everybody knows that who listens to this I'm a
Catholic. To me religion wasn't a choice it was a calling like like when they say
that like they were born a a gay person I was born a Catholic. Yeah. Like liberals
can be anti-freedom speech just like conservatives. But like the thing was
there was a huge issue and then the guy wearing the cross was told by upper
management and upper upper management that he was not allowed to display the
cross on. You probably sue him for that. You definitely could sue him for that he is suing them for that.
Yeah because that's like you know freedom of. Discrimination. Religion yeah being
discriminated discriminated against based on his religion. But like he's like
how come can can somebody wear a pride flag on their fucking thing but I can't
display a cross they're like well religion is a choice being gay isn't.
Well they're not wrong. Yeah I mean. That's still discrimination though that's
still 100% discrimination and you can't even argue that that's not
discrimination. Yeah yeah he would probably have a serious case there. What's
this? It's the LA Back stupid ACDC cover band. So that was a good rant Tyler. Yeah.
Tyler suggested that we go back into our game of girl versus tranny. I love this
game. With Dan here. All right you got you got ten pictures of either females or
males you're gonna have to distinguish in the year 2023. This is gonna be a
hard one because of what year it is. All right. First picture Dan. That's a fucking
guy. That's a guy. There's a package there. That's a guy. All day. Oh that's
absolutely a guy. Got a package bigger than mine. You tell me that's a fucking
girl. Let me see it again. There are some actual hard. That's a guy and I'd say
seven and a half. They're saying they're saying it's a guy. I give them a seven
and a half. They're saying it's a guy. Really. Yeah. Oh well good thing I said he's a
seven and a half. That's a female. The world's most controversial. You can't see that.
Okay. How about this one. The world's most controversial game show. Zero zero.
That's hard to say but whether it's a guy or a girl I'm gonna give it a fucking
four and a half. Not my style. I want to say that's a guy. Something something's
striking me as weird. Something's just off. I'm saying guy something's off. I
probably I'd say something's off barely. He or she is barely fuckable. But I'm
saying it's a guy. Fuckable or not. I was studying this one hard. I want to say
it's a guy dude. I mean no I'm not a guy. It's a trans person. The cheekbones
throw me off. I think it's I think it is not a woman. Not a woman. That's a better
more politically correct. They say it's a guy. They got it right. One to one. Yeah.
Something was weird there. It's the facial. You can tell by the facial. It's gonna be a hard one. The thing was
with the last one I couldn't see the face so you can't see the facial structure. No a lot of information here.
Where did you get this picture game? You pause a video? No it's on reddit. There's not enough information. I don't
even know what I'm looking at there. It's like somebody. There's a lot of shit going on. A lot of limbs. No faces. I'm gonna say I don't know. I have no way to answer that.
Because I don't know what I'm looking at. Oh my lord. I guess woman. Somebody's getting
fucked in that picture. There's a lot of things going on there. I don't like I
can't say an I don't know. I don't think that's a good one. What do you say? I'd say woman I guess. Woman. You say woman. From the 25%? I saw like limbs. Next one. This one's got a face.
That looks like a dude. I don't know. The tits look weird. That's a dude. I'm saying it's a dude. But I don't see any package. No bump. I'm gonna say dude. Dan's saying dude. Because a lot of times like they try and overcompensate.
I'm not saying dude. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be politically correct. That is a trans person. Alright. Dan says trans person. That is a human being with a penis. I was studying that picture. I'm saying trans. Because of how wide the hips are. I'm gonna say it's a female.
I was says it's a I want to see it again. I might change my answer. You know why those hips are. I don't know man. Something about that face and that chin. Something's giving me dude vibes. All right. Dan says dude. I'm saying dude. Tyler says it's a woman. He got it right. Wow. Fucking two to one. You got to look at like the angle of the hips in the way that the legs are. Yeah. And there's no bump. There's no bump.
Because women women women's legs can are significantly farther apart than men's. This like just on first impression I thought dude. I thought dude on first impression. First impression. Dan says dude.
It was just my first impression. I don't know. I don't see any stalling around a piss. Well you know you can get fucking. They do have a happy trouble. Horrible does that do that right. You can get nips from from estrogen. I think that. All the estrogen. Those are pretty small so it's possible. The bisphenol is pretty small.
The bisphenol is in the water right. This one has to do that. They are wearing Naruto pants. So I'm just gonna say guy. I don't know. I also like the happy trail. Women don't get that. All right. They say it's a guy. Let me see it again now. That's a check. It's hard to fucking tell. You can't see the face like the face.
Wow dude. I would have said something. It's getting hard to tell man. It's getting real fucking hard. The facial structure is how I normally tell. Yeah. Like you can't fool facial structure. Next one. That's definitely a guy. I don't even need to. That's a guy. Have you even said woman yet.
That's a dude. That's a dude because it's like trying to overcompensate. It says a dude. That's right. Yeah. The chin. It's a facial structure. You can't fucking fool facial. Three to two Tyler.
That is like this too hard. Those Asians in the Philippines man. Is that Asian. The lady boys. Yeah. God damn. I don't know man. I have no idea. I'm gonna just say fuck.
But I haven't said woman yet. No. I'm just gonna keep going. Guy. I'm gonna say guy because the Asian small. You're playing the nipples. There's a filter on the face. Is there. Guy. I don't think it's a guy. You don't. I said I think it's a guy. I think it is. There's a filter on the face. Yeah.
They think it's a guy. That's correct. Yes. Because they try to use the filter to soften their face. Their features. Yeah. Four to three. Yeah. Filters are making it really confusing. I was winning four to three. Feel bad for these kids these days.
I cannot tell but I think I see a bump dude. He thinks he sees a bump. How else could you fucking tell. Fingers are pretty long.
I've seen chicks a long time. Dude. Look at the background. Dude. Look what she got there dude. I'm gonna say. I was fooled last time by the bump. It's pretty petite. I'm gonna say female. Oh. You're saying female.
Look at the back. I was. You got the wrinkles. It's hard man. I think I see a bump but just for the fact that I haven't said female yet. I'm gonna say female. I'd say she's bangable. I'm only fans logo. I'm saying that's a female. Well I mean there can be trans. All right.
They're all saying it's a female. I thought just as I said fucker. Four to three Tyler. I am. I gotta start looking at the backgrounds of these pictures. I see. I see some medications.
I see. I see a picture of a rooster. So cock. What else. What other kind of weird shit we got going on in the background. John Taffer bar rescue. You're trying to rape my daughter.
Tattoos. I don't know. Check. I'm gonna say it's a check. Oh my god. That's that's in though.
The house looks like a mess. Yeah. This is the picture of his parents. Tyler. What. I can't you can't fucking do that. What did you say it was. I think it's a check. I think that's a guy. Just look at the face. Because there's nothing like a guy. There's nothing to over the top. Tyler thinks the guy.
Dan's fucking right. They got really bad. That's a hard one. Dude. How many we got left. Oh you saw that one. So there's one left. It's four to four.
Four to four. Last question. Those nipples are huge dude. That's a check. Based on her nips. They're massive. I just don't think that like I think that'd be hard to do because I feel like generally like a tranny is like a guy's nipples just a little bit bigger from the hormones.
Yeah. More puffy. I'm gonna say I'm gonna go with check. Dan's was check. I'd fuck her. It looks like a Russian chick. I'd say Russian chick. She's got the weird like normal. You'll say it's a chick. Yeah it's a Russian face. Oh that's right.
Damn. Tie ball game. Damn we're tied. We need a tie breaker. All right. We got a tie breaker for you. That's kind of easy. Let's do a hard one. Oh that's too easy.
I get these I get these shit's off of fucking subreddit. Is it like people trying to guess. No it's not. It's just like subreddit for like like fucking tranny subreddit. OK here we go.
All right. So right off the rip we got fake tits and I feel like I feel like when people get gynochromastia from hormones don't click it because then you'll see the name of the subreddit. No I'm not going to.
When people get gynochromastia from hormones their nipples get pointier and I feel like that's kind of what's going on here.
This is tough. Are you looking through an eyeglass when you're doing that. I'm trying to cover its hair to see it's just a space so that I can kind of guess. It has lip injections and fake tits. Well a lot of women have that too. I know I know.
Fuck man. It's too fucking hard. I don't want to throw it away. Throw the game. By the way you guys are playing for a fucking 2007 Montana quarter.
I'm going to say that that's a tranny because the fake tits. You can't click it. I'm going off the fake tits and the fact that if he wanted to look up like tranny versus like female he could have gone to a lot of reddits for females and a very specific few probably for trannies.
So it's probably tranny. That's a woman. Tyler says woman. I think that's I'd actually sleep with that one so I think that's a woman. Looks like Miley Cyrus. Tyler says it's a woman. That's right.
God damn it. You win this Montana quarter. God damn it. I thought I'd be really good at that. Look at the neck shape. I got one for you but right now I have no bars. The neck shape. You got boost boba. Yeah apparently.
The neck shape bro. That's what that's what got me. The neck shape. Yeah pretty skinny right. Skinny neck. Men don't have skinny necks. We got the fucking chodes. Yeah. Fuck it. Chode decks. All right. Let's take a break and we'll be back on the podcast.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast boys.
So 42 which is double 21 pilots. Oh the light and something says and stop with this bitch. Speaking of the island boys the lights and stuff.
Yeah. Got up in Maine at like a like a fucking like Indian store. Love it.
I gotta get one of those.
And like it was so funny. Speaking of which that reminds you of a story like when I was at like the native store I should call it because that's my own race that I'm talking about. Wait a second. I am part native.
You're a little bit of everything. I am a little bit of everything but like you can actually look at like my genetic thing. I'm like nine percent native. Yeah I think I'm like two percent Native American. I'm zero point zero zero. Really. Native American. No shit. Yeah.
And like I found my tribe. I'm part of Blackfoot tribe and like I went through and like I you're not you're a German but your ancestors are no I mean if you like like in Native American things like if your family was part of the Blackfoot tribe you are part of the tribe.
Like it's like one of those things like unless your family got like excommunicated from the tribe like you're part of that tribe. So technically I'd still be part of the Blackfoot tribe even if I look like this.
Hey but but going back to the story the native store that I went to like it's ran by a native dude like one like like like literally off the reservation type guys like straight up like you look at him and you want to be like chief.
And but like I went outside and there's like it's a tourist town obviously and there's some like fucking guy outside he just goes I'm sensing some cultural appropriation here.
I want to go in there and like walk past and I'm like dude the guy who runs it is native like it's not cool. It's literally his culture.
Dude it's just like woke bullshit. Yeah, it's like it's like, oh how can I look for an opportunity to be offended by something so that I can raise myself on the on the hierarchy hierarchy of the woke hierarchy.
Yeah, but like the thing is like it's like like you know the like the races that should get reparations is the Native Americans like if we're being real. We fucked them over more than any there's barely any left.
Who's we though because like my people I'm like 70% Irish and they came my favorite 100 years ago is because I'm 9% native so I have that in me. But then the the group of of colonists that came over.
Were some of the people that push the natives West so I'm like I got both. But like like my my ancestors literally got pushed West and pushed West.
So my girlfriend always thought she was native she was told she was native her entire life. She's actually Jewish.
I feel like a lot of people that's like a story that they're like yeah their parents tell them because I have some cousin that was on the Boston Red Sox that was Native American right some yeah so that was always the story like we're related not a cousin or somebody actually who would have been in my bloodline.
Yeah, that was always the story right and then I get my 23 me back and it's like you're 2% like if it was as close as these people were saying it would have been like 20% but like I only had like one grandfather that was native like out of all of them.
So that's why I only had but like it was relatively close it was like say like three or four back.
I had a friend that told me says the pot calling the pet kettle black row. He said back in the day in high school. He's like yeah dude they Native Americans.
They like can't use computers because they're missing an enzyme.
He's like yeah dude there's there's so like they're so stupid that they can't use computers because they're missing an enzyme. I'm like an enzyme. They're missing an enzyme. Yeah, some enzyme dude.
I think it works like that you guys ever seen a reservation reservation dogs.
William knife man like he like they have like like guardian spirits that like they talk to like type thing and one of them is called William knife man and let me see there's a video of it real quick.
Here it is.
More of your unknown warrior.
William knife man.
That's that's not part of the show.
Like the whole fucking thing was really funny because he's like like that's just like a clip of it. But he's just like yes I was I was going to the Battle of Little bighorn and I was riding my horse and I saw General Custer and I saw him eye to eye and I hated that guy I just I had him and then me I was riding on my horse and then I my horse fell into a hole I fell off cracked my neck before I even got into the battle but I would have thought.
Is he saying that he was like reincarnated or something. No, that's like one of the spirits that one of the kids talks to. Oh, like he is like yeah I was I was riding my horse and I had my eye on customer like me we locked eyes I I I who I hated that guy I was going to I was going to go fight that guy and then I my horse tripped in a tripped in a hole and I fell off and snapped my neck but I would have fought in that battle you know what I'm saying.
I'm an unknown warrior.
William Knife Man.
What the fuck.
I just love the name William Knife Man that's a that's a fucking awesome name. What would what would your Indian name be.
I don't know.
He who gets stabbed.
What would yours be Casey.
I would be like something to do with small testicles.
Little stones, turtle runs.
Yeah, I thought I was in a, I mean, the tribe that I'm a part of, I thought was like, like, I thought I was like going to be one from around here is actually from out west.
The reason why they're called that is because in order to become a hunter for them, you had to run over fucking hot coals. Oh shit. Without shoes on.
Damn.
But apparently you can walk across hot coals without like actually burning your feet like there's a way to do it. And like they had to figure out how to go really fast.
Is it really fast or really slow. You had to do one of the other.
I don't think really slow.
But because but because they had to do that, their feet were like completely stained black forever because I can burn their feet. So that's why they're called black foot.
No shit. Yeah.
That's fucking crazy. I'd imagine a lot of them have black feet because they're always running around barefoot.
That's actually a misconception. Most of them are moccasins.
Really? Yeah.
Damn.
But moccasins are pretty much barefoot with just a little bit of like extra like padding on it.
I wonder what the most advanced Native Americans were.
Did you see no owners?
Well no.
Back in the day.
Like the ones that built. What about the Inca bro? They had fucking cities built the gold.
Yeah. But which ones had wheels?
Aztecs.
None of them had wheels.
I don't think they had huge fucking temples and shit.
Any Native Americans had a wheel. Which is like a big deal for like anything.
But the the northeastern ones were in the the federate.
The the Haudenosaunee was what they're actually called. The Iroquois actually like a racist thing to call them.
Like that's like actually racist calling them.
You guys have watched National Treasure.
You can find something racist about anything dude.
But the Iroquois when when they had called them that basically calling like the Iroquois. Like now it's kind of like accepted because that's just like what the white people ended up calling them.
When Iroquois was calling somebody an outsider because they kept on calling them Iroquois and they thought that they were calling themselves Iroquois.
So they're like outsiders. So you're basically calling them outsiders.
Like they called themselves the Haudenosaunee.
Like the whole like federation of the Haudenosaunee. There was like a whole bunch like the Mohegans like the Mohawk like all those like they were all in the Haudenosaunee tribe because there's like I think seven tribes in the Haudenosaunee.
Like the Haudenosaunee like confederation is what it was called like the like the group of them.
But Iroquois because they kept on saying Iroquois so they thought that's what they were called.
So where did they come from?
Who? The Native Americans. They were here.
They crossed over from the Bering land bridge like 50,000 years ago.
Did they actually though?
They came from Asia.
No but like.
Isn't it wild though that they were already here?
You know what's crazy?
We still call it the new world.
You know what's crazy?
New to white people.
Like if you look at the people who lived in like who are like the natives to America like they were all dark skinned so like America you're supposed to have dark skin to like survive here like like all like skin tone is like based on where you were from.
Like white people evolved because of the snow.
Right.
Like because like it's like if for whatever reason like you like white people can see better in the snow.
That's like an actual like.
That's because if you're white you have less melanin in your skin.
You do but like you don't see the sun as much in the snow but like white people evolved to be better in the snow.
Well you have to be covered up too.
Yeah.
While you're in the snow.
So there's less of a requirement.
To have melanin.
For melanin.
Yeah.
And I think the other thing with melanin is that it's like.
No it's because of the sun the UV rays.
So like if you're living.
That's what we're saying Casey you fucking retard.
No it's it's for vitamin D production that's literally what's for.
I don't know if melanin is for vitamin D production.
No the reason that the reason that people have different skin colors is because of the amount of you UV rays.
Right right but that's for protection because it protects like the darker your skin is the more likely you're able to be out in the sun for a long.
So why don't why don't people in northern climates have because dark skin because they need they need to absorb vitamin D.
But also if you think about it the more north you go the more north you go the less time you're you're in the sun because like the northern hemisphere like the.
I learned that in my human evolution class.
The four.
About vitamin D.
Yeah.
The farther you.
I don't know if that's true though.
The farther you go up in the northern hemisphere the less time the sun is actually like you know beating down on you.
That's why you need more lighter skin for the vitamin D absorption.
Yeah because when you're.
Wait wait wait wait.
During the winter time you can't absorb much because like black people because they're in the sun so much they don't need to absorb the vitamin D because they're in the sun so much so it doesn't go through their skin as much they had to be protected from it because it was so.
Well you don't absorb you absorb the UV rays and that's used to make vitamin D.
And white people like absorb all of the sunlight.
Okay so the thing is is vitamin D is your body uses it as a protection for other things.
Yeah.
Right.
So that doesn't make sense to me.
It's like why wouldn't it just synthesize it even if there is some or not your body makes it at a cholesterol.
It needs UV light to synthesize it.
Okay.
So.
So you're you're saying that people are lighter because to make more I've never I've never heard of a connection between melanin and vitamin D like besides that they're both activated.
It's not it's two different things but they have like a relationship like like the melanin is increased in people with darker skin because they're trying to be protected from the sun.
But the trade off is they don't have room to make enough vitamin D. So that's why people in environments where the sun is not like up that much or northern or whatever.
If you look at the and I don't know about if you look at the Inuit people from like northern like Canada and like Alaska they're like really pale natives.
My professor said that in college he's like you know the reason why like people have different skin color it's all about vitamin D bro.
It's like people were like we're like all the same.
It's just like about vitamin D or something.
What about the features are weird then like where the features come from like why it is why are why do black people have like bigger noses than like white people because the air is thinner.
So you need more of it because it's hot.
Right because we were talking about last time about dense air.
Yeah.
Cold dense air you don't need to have as big of we need as big of nostrils you know.
So that's why white people are smaller noses.
I would imagine it would make sense from an evolutionary standpoint.
But I don't know I think there's something else going on between between the melanin and the vitamin D thing because I've done a lot of research into that.
Right.
I like when I was taking the stuff Milano tan that turns you tan.
Yeah.
And there's nothing nothing from my research and the vitamin D pathway.
Well there's studies that show the closer someone lives or the closer people are to the equator the darker their skin tone is.
Right.
Like Africa the reason why they're like that dark is because they're literally on the equator.
Yeah.
No I understand like when there's more sun like you need more melanin to protect your skin.
And then Russians are like fucking like translucent.
But like South America has like jungles and shit so they have some UV protection where Africa is like desert and like Savannah and shit.
Right.
Yeah.
I think I know I do.
The desert seems like the worst.
I just like what's the benefit though of there has to be some benefit because I think people would still be dark.
Can black people get sunburned.
I actually never never knew that.
Yeah of course they can.
They can.
Yeah.
But it's harder.
Way harder.
Yeah.
Than than white people.
But because there's like some like translucent white people that just go out in the sun like vampires.
If you are black and you can get sunburned email us on title podcast 73 at gmail.com.
We have to check the emails too.
Let's not forget.
Oh Lord.
Casey get working on that.
Yeah. There's what's interesting is there's I don't want to go too deep in the weeds on this but the dopamine and melanin are more connected than anything.
Yeah.
They're made out of the same precursors.
So fuck Google's updating their account and activity policy.
So updating it.
Yeah.
What do you mean.
I don't know.
That's we got an email.
That's it.
No that's it.
It's the untitled podcast 73 gmail.com.
Yeah.
OK.
Because I went to the church.
Jesus Christ the Latter Day Saints and signed us up for their newsletters.
They said here let me show you the pictures.
Let me I got to go.
Just pull them up.
All right.
I lost.
It said you were you will be receiving the good news shortly.
Oh good news.
Am I saved.
Dude what the fuck.
They didn't send us anything.
Let me show you.
It was just the other day.
Oh I said my girlfriend.
You went to church or you had a solicitor at your door.
No I went to the website and put in the email address.
Oh my god.
On photos see all send us unsolicited dick pics.
Thank you.
It says look for inspiring emails soon.
See it says the church of church of Jesus Christ the Latter Day Saints.
No.
And then I said of the thing where that's not a good one.
No.
I mean none of them are but the fucking remember the fucking Westboro Baptist Church or whatever.
Oh yeah.
The one where they made the signs like the anti LGBT signs.
Yeah.
They like had them outside like gay.
They held them out outside of soldiers funerals that weren't even gay.
Oh my god.
Because they said every time like a soldier dies it was because like we allowed to have like gay people in society.
What the fuck.
Dude why is it that people feel like they need to impose their beliefs on other people like whether it's like radical liberals whether it's conservatives.
Radical I don't know.
There's radical conservatives too.
Like super zealot religious people like humans just have this fucking need to just force their views on other humans.
Like what is that about.
Well look at like the Taliban shit.
They like they're like leading Afghanistan and the people of Afghanistan are like oh these people are not real Muslims.
Like we're not violent you know and they're but they have like control and power of the country.
They fucking basically won in a fight against the United States cost them fucking 20 years.
Damn.
They're like crazy and then the United States didn't even fucking they just had to pull out you know like without power they just pulled out like abruptly.
I think they're just like yeah we got to start playing in the next war.
It you know what it probably was.
Is there like World War Three is coming or bored with this shit now.
That's kind of like what it feels like kind of like we got something else we got to dedicate our resources to.
It goes south in Ukraine.
Dude I don't know.
It's pretty pretty fucking close.
Honestly.
And if Ukraine wins the war I think Russia will.
Well I mean dude all it takes is there's so many fucking countries in NATO.
All it takes is for one little conflict to start.
That's it.
And it's over.
I saw something today like there was some small conflict between Russia and Poland going on.
Oh really.
That's something.
Pull Jamie pull that up.
What the fuck is that.
What the hell you watching over there.
Between the Russian Poland is getting to it now.
That's what that's what I saw.
I saw something today that said there was like a minor some sort of conflict.
It might have been click bait.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's true.
I think I think it might have been click bait.
But that's fake news.
Right.
Fake news.
From what I understood there's some sort of small exchange of gunfire or something.
What's that.
What do you got over there.
Looks as though you've tasted the white man's lead.
It's only paintballs.
I've had many brothers and sisters meet the same fate in my time.
Are you crazy horse or sitting.
No no no I'm not one of those awesome guys.
No more of your more of your unknown warrior.
Yeah.
You know my name.
William Knifeman.
I was at the battle a little bighorn.
That's right.
I didn't kill anybody.
But I fought bravely.
Well I didn't actually fight.
I actually didn't even get into the fight itself.
I came over the hill real rugged like I saw a custard like that.
Yellow hair.
You sit in there.
Son of the morning star that guy right there.
Fuck I really hated him.
So I went after him.
But then the damn horse hit a gopher hole rolled over and squashed me.
I died there.
This was actually a little shit.
And now I'm meant to travel the spirit world.
Find lost souls like you the spirit world.
It's cold.
My nipples are always hard.
What is that from.
From reservation dogs.
Oh yeah you said that.
It's actually pretty good.
It's a good show on Hulu.
I'm sorry I was checking out when you're talking about that for a minute.
I just kind of zoned out.
It's a good show on Hulu though.
If you don't have a show to watch I'd watch it.
It's pretty good.
I'll have to check it out.
I don't know if I have Hulu.
It's also on FX if you have cable.
I have like Netflix I think.
I don't know if I have any of the other ones.
But damn I'm going to get some Taco Bell on the way home.
That's what I did last week.
That's a bad idea.
Right across from Night Moves.
Taco Bell is always a bad idea.
Well no I got like a bowl.
It was like a really healthy bowl.
At least the healthiest I could get.
The healthiest you could get at Taco Bell is not healthy.
Yeah like that chicken's not real.
But it kind of hit the spot.
Did you know one guy being an asshole is the reason why McDonald's got rid of their awesome fries?
What?
Yeah.
One guy had a heart attack in like the 60's.
And then went on a fucking crusade to make food healthier.
Oh my god.
And then literally because he did that and he had money.
He was able to get fucking these multi-million fucking billion dollar corporations to be like I guess we'll use vegetable oil now.
Dude they used to use tallow.
Yeah.
But he's like yeah that's what gave me the heart attack.
So I'm going to make sure that they never do that again.
It's like I want to eat beef tallow.
Fuck you.
Dude yeah.
That's like the problem.
Vegetable oils are so.
They're like they're so easily oxidized.
That they have to put antioxidants on them to keep them on the shelf.
Like they'll be otherwise they would already be rancid by the time you got them.
So what happens is you eat them and one they're already rancid and two they rapidly oxidize in your in your body.
So it increases your oxidation levels and increases free radicals.
That's why they're so bad.
Good to know right.
But this is interesting.
Way more interesting than that.
That wasn't interesting at all.
The potatoes that they use for McDonald's french fries they fumigate them so heavily that they have to let them sit outside for two weeks.
Yeah.
They fumigate them.
They put them in tents and fumigate them.
And because they're unfit for human consumption.
So there's so many chemicals in them that you have to wait two two weeks before you can even like send them off to like be turned into french fries.
You know it's my least favorite thing is like when you go to McDonald's.
And you're expecting crispy fries and you get home and you open up the fucking bag and they just fucking like bend.
I'm like like crispy McDonald's fries.
Fantastic.
I love crispy McDonald's fries like when they're just out of the fucking burner.
They're like nice and cooked.
They're like rigid almost not like completely rigid but like you know what I mean.
Yeah.
Like but they have some structure to them.
Yeah.
And then you get home and you know you live five minutes away from McDonald's and you get home and you open the bag.
You didn't open up the bag.
You're like I don't want to ruin it.
But it just steams them.
Yeah.
And just makes them floppy.
But like a lot of times they just come out like that because the fucking people at McDonald's like yeah just put it in the fucking fryer or whatever.
I don't care.
Yeah.
Dude I haven't had McDonald's fries in years.
I'm a man.
You see this shit.
Let me see this shit.
I feel like a different planet.
All right.
Well you guys you want to work together for a little trivia here.
Sure.
Why not.
Dude Ali back.
No one fucking cares.
Ali Max.
I know I thought my watch was telling me that there was a fucking loud environment because it does that because you scream.
It tells you there's a loud environment.
It's so fucking dumb dude.
I'll be driving down the road listening to music and my watch distracts me to tell me it's a lot of fire.
That's again no shit I have fucking ears.
I know it's a lot of environment but no it's just fucking Ali Max.
Dan and Tyler are teaming up on who wants to be a millionaire.
Oh who wants to be a millionaire.
Yeah it was supposed to be for Ali Max so the questions are kind of easy.
Why don't we do.
What's that one.
Wheel of Fortune.
That would be fucking fun.
I'll have to see how that would work.
I just do.
I'm going to fucking.
All right Dan and Tyler you're fucking working together on this one.
Let's see how many how many autists does it take to.
It's kind of easy because it was meant for Ali Max.
So just saying.
You got four lifelines.
You got the phone a friend.
There is no audience.
There's no Don Juan either.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck it.
Well we don't need lifelines.
You don't need lifelines.
I'll give you a 50 50.
And we'll figure it out.
Let's get to the question.
Get to the fucking question.
All right.
For a hundred dollars.
Area 51 is located in what US.
Nevada.
They say Nevada.
That's correct.
Sorry.
What is Nevada.
I would have been like I think it might be Nevada.
But it could be California too.
Yeah that was an option California Utah Arizona.
I would have been like Arizona sounds like it could be it.
Two hundred dollars.
What was the US president Hoover's first name.
What is Hoover.
Herbert Herbert.
That's correct.
For three hundred dollars.
What was Quentin Tarantino's first feature film.
A Reservoir Dogs B Pulp Fiction C Jackie Brown D Kill Bill.
Pulp Fiction came out way before Kill Bill.
Yeah and I think Pulp Fiction wasn't his first.
I think it was Reservoir Dogs.
I don't know.
I'm not good with movies dude.
I think Reservoir Dogs.
All right.
Well you got a 50 50.
50 50.
We're not going to do that this early.
It's fucking three hundred dollars.
He says no.
We're going to go with his answer then.
Reservoir Dogs.
All right.
Final answer.
Yeah.
All right.
Going for five hundred dollars.
Notice how when we're doing it it goes by so much faster.
Like even if I get the wrong answer I'm like I'm confident in this.
Right.
Who was president of the Confederacy during the Civil War.
That'll be.
Give me the give me the answer.
A. Ulysses S. Grant.
Nope.
B. Robert E. Lee.
Nope.
C. Abraham Lincoln.
No.
D. Jefferson Davis.
Jefferson Davis.
Final answer.
I have no idea.
Jefferson Davis.
Going for a thousand dollars.
If you were born on Christmas Day what zodiac sign would you be?
A. Aries.
B. Aquarius.
C. Capricorn.
D. Cancer.
I think I'm Aries on March.
Hold on.
Sagittarius.
How many are there?
My girlfriend is Sagittarius and she was born on the 18th.
All right.
I trust that.
Final answer.
Yeah.
Unless it's like one of those weird things that like they like like half of it.
Wait I gotta fact check this.
The only reason I know that is because my girlfriend was born on the 18th and she was
Sagittarius.
So unless it's one of those fucking weird things where like.
Sagittarius wasn't an option.
Oh shit.
A. Aries.
B. Aquarius.
C. Capricorn.
D. Cancer.
I don't fucking know.
It's one of those ones where it stops on the 20th because fucking.
I don't know nothing about this stuff.
So it's not Aries.
Wait how long do they go for?
Like the.
I think it's in one blocks.
Is it?
But it doesn't align with the months.
No it's not.
It's on the 20th.
All right.
So it's not Aries so we can because I'm I'm an Aries I believe.
That's March 26th.
I am April 29th on the Taurus and before Taurus and Aries.
So.
I can't hear you that well.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
The Taurus is after Aries and I was born in April.
So.
What were the options again?
So it was A. Aries.
B. Aquarius.
C. Capricorn.
D. Cancer.
What are you Casey?
Gemini.
Oh God.
That's not going to help us.
He's born July.
June.
Whatever one of the J Moms.
Who was born around Christmas?
I mean my girlfriend is a Sagittarius and she's born on the 18th.
So I don't know what the fucking order is.
I'm not fucking Astro Ho.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Who could we call that would know?
Hell you back.
Would Allie Mack know?
He's not going to fucking answer.
He's at a bar doing.
Let me see.
It's getting late now.
I don't know how he might answer.
Let me see if my girlfriend's awake.
All right.
You're using a lifeline.
You just hung up on me.
She hung up on you.
Don't hang up on me.
Please.
Millionaire.
Oh shit.
I'm going to make a phone call here.
Who are you calling?
See if I got any service.
You got those bars down here.
You got boost bubble.
No, I'm just joking.
I was trying to find a fake 911.
I got called 911.
Dude, I don't know who to call.
Dude, I don't know.
Call Allie Mack.
So, okay.
My brother was born in, actually he was January 17th and he's not a cancer.
I know that because I would have made fun of him for that.
So I'm thinking.
So Sagittarius.
Tyler just looked it up on Google.
No, I really didn't.
You can look at my fucking Google history.
I don't know if I want to.
Fucking my brother was born on January 17th and he's not a cancer.
It's not Aries.
Why don't we just waste a 50-50 and that way we can.
Yeah, waste a 50-50.
I don't fucking know astrology.
We can move on to the next question.
All right.
Wait, I thought we had to ask the audience.
Well, there's no audience.
Huh?
There's no audience.
Well, nobody else has to know that.
That's like a freebie.
We're taking away Aries and cancer.
The options are Aquarius and Capricorn.
What?
You literally took out the ones that I said that weren't it.
I wasn't even paying attention.
I'll go with Aquarius.
Who do we know that was born around Christmas?
My brother.
My brother was born on January 17th because...
But it might not line up.
No, if it's not a Sagittarius, which is what my girlfriend mentioned,
born on the 18th, it would be the next one.
My brother wasn't a cancer.
It was definitely not Aries.
Bro, the way the light is hitting your head, don't move.
He's got a half moon on his forehead from his hair.
I do?
It's working crazy.
Let me see.
I just sent a picture to you.
I'll make it the podcast picture.
I got to...
It's kind of hard to tell, but we'll have Casey do some...
All right, look at the camera, young fella.
All right.
Oh, fuck.
I'll go with Aquarius.
Final answer?
Sure.
Took a long time with that one.
It was a Capricorn?
Yeah.
Oh, we're out!
Hit that smelling salt, boy.
I'll fucking kill myself.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Wait, which one is the least?
Oh, fuck, it's still in the air.
I got to hit that red line, bro.
Now this one was good.
God damn.
It's still in the air.
I'm going for $2,000.
Which of these islands is the largest?
A, Tasmania.
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
B, Madagascar.
C, Puerto Rico.
D, Haiti.
Puerto Rico, I think it's...
I'd say Madagascar.
What would you say?
Hawaii.
Hawaii wasn't on there for too long.
Oh, fuck.
Madagascar is big enough to be seen on the world map,
so I'd say Madagascar.
Dude, I have no fucking idea.
Final answer?
I just know...
Hold on, hold on.
All right, Madagascar is close to what?
Africa?
It's that little fucking thing off the side of Africa.
But it's so big that you can see it on the fucking world map.
You can't see Puerto Rico on the world map, it's so small.
Right.
And they intentionally try and make Africa look smaller on maps.
They try and make North America look huge,
when it's actually way out of proportion.
So it's probably so massive,
it's probably the size of the entire East Coast in reality.
We'll look that up after.
I bet it's the size of the East Coast.
What?
Madagascar?
Madagascar, yeah.
I don't know about that.
But I see it on the world map.
That's definitely not true, actually.
Whatever, just get on with it.
We're saying Madagascar.
Final answer?
Final answer.
You can see Madagascar on the fucking world map.
Yeah!
Yeah, boy.
Because Puerto Rico, you gotta look real closely.
You got to pay $4,000.
Sure.
Dude, look it!
This is Madagascar compared to the United States.
It's almost the size of the entire East Coast.
That's fucking nuts.
What did I say?
Besides Florida, if you lined it up though,
it's probably most of the East Coast.
That's fucking nuts.
I didn't even realize that.
Dude, that would encompass like seven of the largest states on the East Coast.
That's what I mean.
They fuck with the proportions so you don't think that Africa's big.
Which was the last state to join the US?
A. Alaska, B. Hawaii, C. Arizona, D. New Mexico.
I think it's Alaska.
Wait, what were the last two?
New Mexico, Arizona.
It's either Alaska or Hawaii.
None of the mainland United States.
So we were talking about Hawaii last time.
I know Hawaii.
I know.
42 for Alaska was...
I think in the 50s.
All right.
How many states are there Tyler?
I think it was too.
In the 50s.
I know Alaska was founded whenever the year my grandfather was born.
And my dad was born in 79.
How many states are there?
They're 50.
So in the 50s would be...
My dad was born in 79 and my grandfather was 19 when he was born.
So yeah, I'd say Alaska.
I'm going to say Alaska too.
Because we talked about how Hawaii became a state after Pearl Harbor.
Well, after World War II.
So World War II ended in 40 something.
45, technically.
So 45.
So I'm going to say Alaska too.
I mean, there's still like some little things in 46.
Final answer.
Oh, oh.
Hawaii.
What the fuck?
When was Hawaii fucking?
When was Alaska?
They're both the same year, but Hawaii was...
You fucking piece of shit.
Come on.
God damn it.
Give me these smelling soft.
The last two states to join the union were Alaska and Hawaii both joined in 1959.
You fucking piece of shit.
Let's see the dates.
Let's see how far apart they were.
Alaska was January.
Hawaii was August.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1959.
Whatever.
Fucking seven months apart.
That's bullshit.
Neither one deserves to be a fucking state.
How about that?
Now you guys know how Alibeck feels, I guess.
How about that?
Neither one.
One for $8,000.
Which French king was overthrown and then beheaded during the French Revolution?
A, Louis XIV.
B, Louis XV.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
C, Louis XVI.
D, Louis XVII.
XIV.
I think it's the XVI.
XIV.
That sounds about right.
I always hear bad things about Louis XIV.
I think it's the XVI.
That sounds right.
Ah, fuck.
We're at an impasse here.
I don't want to hit those fucking smelling salts again.
You got a double dip and you got a phone friend.
Alright, who can we call?
Let's call Casey because he knows the fucking answer.
We're not calling Alibeck because he's useless.
Use your double dip, bro.
I know it's really funny.
Von, the cruise missile, does prank calls.
Yo, we should get him on the podcast.
Does he?
To who?
Just when you're on shift and you're working the same shift that he is, if you're in another
room, he'll call you with a random number and he'll prank call you.
No shit.
He's really good at making a different voice.
Who are you calling?
Oh, shit.
Are you fucking with me?
Who?
The number you have dialed has called your stream.
What the fuck?
Who are we calling?
Apparently nobody because it's not working.
Call fucking Subway.
Call fucking Honolulu.
This is Louis XVI's final answer.
Is that what you're going with?
Yep.
Let's do it.
Oh, damn.
He saved us from the smell of suits.
He delivered.
I was like, I was like confident.
I feel like if I'm confident enough, it's going to work.
Like the ones that I fail at are the ones that I hit and honed.
We're going for $16,000.
Which of these works is or which of these is not a Stephen King work?
A, Dr. Sleep, B, Misery, C, Carrie, D, Rosemary's Baby.
I've never heard of any of those things you just said.
What?
It's all you, Tyler.
I've never heard of any of them.
Dr. Sleep definitely is.
You've never heard of Dr. Sleep?
Never.
Misery?
Misery is.
Carrie?
Never.
Oh, Carrie.
Yeah, Carrie is.
You're finding that, sir?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just glad I don't have to do these smell like stuff.
We're going for $25,000 now.
Super duper.
Anthropology is a study of A, humanity, B, the past, C, artifacts, D, fossils.
It's humanity.
Final answer.
I don't even care what he says.
Your dad's getting fucking shunned.
What were the options again?
I don't care.
It's humanity.
A, humanity, B, the past, C, artifacts, D, fossils.
Anthropology is humanity.
I don't know, man.
Go with Tyler.
I don't care what he says.
I know this one.
All right.
Good thing.
$50,000.
Ronald Reagan had an assassination attempt in 1981 in what US city?
A, New York, B, Washington, C, Chicago, D, Dallas.
I think it's Washington because I think he was at like, they went to like Washington.
Get closer to the mic.
I can't hear you.
I think it's Washington.
All right.
Give me the options again.
A, New York, B, Washington, C, Chicago, D, Dallas.
Dallas is where James Cain was killed.
New York City.
He didn't go to New York City Hospital.
I know that.
The funniest thing though is I remember hearing.
I don't remember what city it was.
I think it's Washington.
But he goes when he was on the operating table about to go under, he goes, I hope all you
are Republicans.
I'm going to go to Washington because I think that's where it was.
I think it was Chicago, but we'll go with Washington.
Final answer?
Yeah.
Chicago.
It's yours.
Damn.
God damn.
Trivia Mufasa over here.
All right.
You're going for $100,000.
Ozone consists of how many?
O3.
Molecules.
Three.
That's all you.
A1, B2, C3, D4.
It's three.
Oh.
That's all you.
I don't know this one.
Ozone.
Final answer?
Yes.
Ozone.
For COVID.
Were you working there still when we had the Ozone bomb things that we put in the bunk
rooms?
Yeah.
I love the smell of Ozone.
I hate the smell.
Really?
Yeah.
No, Ozone has a smell.
Yes, it does.
You can smell it.
It smells like electricity.
Yeah.
$250,000.
How many Bond films did Daniel Craig star in?
I don't fucking know.
A3, B4, C5, D6.
I would have thought it was two.
So then three is the lowest next to it.
But I'm not sure.
Because I saw-
The only ones that I know are Sean Connery and this fucking new guy with the fucking white
hair.
Yeah.
I really just, I stopped following him.
I was never a big James Bond fan.
Me neither.
I'll go with you with whatever you said.
It's just a waste of time.
I'm not sure.
Five. Oh, damn it. I'm sorry. I fucked up. I fucked us over man. That's fun. So wow
For $500,000 you know if Hitler was born in which country Austria. Oh, I knew you knew that one
You're always supposed to do this once a day
Whatever that's what Joe Rogan said the other day you're only supposed to do this one time per day
Well fuck Joe Rogan. He's a piece of shit. We're gonna have the best piece of shit. We're gonna have the best podcast
So do I but we're gonna have a better podcast going for a million dollars
It's possible who wrote the Hunger Games series. Oh fuck AJK Rowling now be Stephanie Meyer that one
No, no, no DCS Lewis
D suga Suzanne Collins fuck. It's either CS Lewis or Suzanne Collins
say CS Lewis I
Don't know I'm trying to look at the cover like in my brain still get a photo from we don't have friends
So anytime you you're about to say the wrong answer my her was
was
Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey was one of those no 50 Shades of Grey. She was she was that and
Twilight no, it was Twilight. She was JK Rowling was Harry Potter
I think CS Lewis that that sounds right
What was the little was the last one?
Suzanne Collins
But it was about a woman so I'm gonna say Suzanne Collins
I'll go with that
That seems like a woman that seems like a woman thing
What I'd say that's a Suzanne CS Lewis
What do you want to go with I'm saying Suzanne
That's what he's saying that's what he's saying, I don't know I
Just googled it so you can't ask
Agree on something. I just googled it so you can't I couldn't wait
Oh
See that's how you do it fast Ali Matt, you know, just him and haul you just go
No, you definitely have been hard for a lot of that not as much as he does
She just sits there and goes is fucking melt rush more
George Washington Abraham Lincoln Thomas Jefferson and Teddy Roosevelt just study that
You figure with how many times we ask you that question just remember the penny a dollar
What is Thomas Jefferson on?
Dime I don't know actually nickel nickel. Is he on the nickel and Teddy Roosevelt isn't on anything
But any dollar nickel and Teddy he's not on anything. Okay. No
Fucking Teddies got forgot. They fucking forgot about Teddy. He's got massive balls, bro
Teddy was the coolest president we've ever had
Really? Yeah
He literally stopped a war because he went over and he said that he was gonna kick the two guys
I'm gonna kick the two people's asses if they don't stop himself
Yeah, damn
Yeah, we need somebody like that today. Yeah, he went over and like he like on a boat
He went over and he's like, hey, I'm having a meeting between you two and they're like, okay
And he goes if you don't stop not only where we go to war with you and kill every single one of you
He goes I'm gonna come over here and personally kick both your ass
It was it it was the thing it was the Russo something more it was like Russians and someone else
But like he just didn't give a shit. He was awesome. Yeah
From New York we need that he's from New York. Yeah. Yeah, he's a New York police chief
What yeah get the fuck out of here. Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt. Yeah, he's a New York police chief
Stop, he'd go around like and find sleeping officers and hit him with billy clubs to make wake him up
I don't like this up. Yeah, cuz I've never heard this. Yeah, he's a police chief in New York City
Teddy
He was also I think a colonel in the military
He he was leader of the Rough Riders
Rough Riders
New York City Police Commissioner no shit
Yeah, he'd go around the city because like there'd be like police officers that were like sleeping on night shift and he would walk around the city and find sleeping officers and kick the shit out of them
That's fucking awesome. They still they need that now cops still sleep on shift. I mean I would I
Mean we sleep that we slept on shift, but we had beds. It's different though. You know what I mean? I guess
We stand out
Can you see if you just put a fucking police car at like
Random intervals on the highway, even if there was no cop in them, it would make people slow down
Oh, of course because fucking that yeah cop cars are just scarecrows for fucking humans
Yeah, they do do that. They used to put like a fake person in it like a mannequin. Yeah
Yeah
All right, let's wrap this one up. Yeah like us on Facebook and X
Yeah X
You know on total podcast 73 at gmail.com if you get come in your eyes, don't wash it out with soap
Whoa
It sounds like you know those from experience. No, you wear glasses
You know your tits and
Glasses I wear glasses. You know your tits and as always you got yourself and each other we out
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet no
No, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
Extended episode
Fuck you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
They're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
Somewhere in China some days what the fuck there are super soldiers
At least nine or ten feet tall. Okay, I'm talking about the Soctomans. They have dread and they are super soldiers
Then they are extra terrestrial they are aliens
I do not know
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make
Them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
In a cage, they're gonna be a
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood got no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
I
Sorrows is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing this shit
George Sorrows actually working the fucking Nazis during the home. He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved
He was having a great fucking time
George Sorrows is the fucking devil. Okay
George Sorrows is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it
Everybody like
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there
Trump right fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Sorrows
It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody says