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This is a long ass intro.

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Welcome to the fucking Untitled Podcast.

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Episode 41.

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Bitch.

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We got nine more for the big five zero.

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Yeah.

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I'm Casey. I'm here with Dan and Tyler.

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Yo.

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Yo, what up?

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We're on a roundabout today. Hit that smelling salt, boy.

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All right. Hold on. Hold on. Here I go.

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Oh, man.

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We're jumping into it already.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh.

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Stop. Stop that.

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Oh.

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Stop. You only need to do it once.

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Welcome to this lovely episode of the NPR Public Radio.

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NPR. Yeah.

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NPR is for fucking.

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Brought to you by.

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I fucking love NPR.

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What?

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Yeah. It's liberal.

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I used to love it. I had an NPR bumper sticker.

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Brought to you by aliens, which now apparently exist.

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Yeah. Aliens confirmed to exist by government hearings.

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Dude, can we just talk about that one?

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What is she a congress person or say no, the one that was like doing the hearing?

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I didn't actually see the Ms.

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Mase. Her name is. Yeah.

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It's kind of a fucking babe.

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I didn't care. I don't give a fuck if there's aliens.

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I didn't see this this hearing.

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No, there are aliens. We saw one the other day or fucking a couple.

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Who's way? Who's we?

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Me and you. We went on our little adventure.

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There were some aliens there.

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Aliens? Yeah, bro.

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Where? At the fucking club, bro.

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Oh, yeah. There's one alien.

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No, there's multiple aliens.

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Would you go to the club?

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The fucking the club of the strips.

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Was that here we go again?

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No, no, no.

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It is open till 4 a.m. today.

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That wants to go back.

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All right. We'll go back if you win trivia today.

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All right. This is what I want to know.

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Did the government confirm aliens exist?

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Here's what happened.

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Pardon our shitty ass studio.

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It's a fucking basement.

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I really want to get.

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Hey, listeners at home, I know there's like at least one person out there who's listening.

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Would you like to see?

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We've been tossing around the idea of using our phones as cameras and then kind of splicing together like a YouTube video type thing.

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If if you if you think that's a cool idea, please email us, please.

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For God sakes, just email one email.

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I don't care if you sign us up for spam.

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Just give us one fucking email.

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We're begging you fucking hacker account podcast.

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73 at Gmail.com.

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Fuck. Can we just check it?

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Like since we always forget until the very end, let's just try to let's open up the email.

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See if we got anything.

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All right. But here this is what I was reading here.

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Witnesses testified that the government has been aware of nonhuman activity since the 1930s.

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So they actually went to the Senate and and testified that aliens existed or like the government acknowledged it.

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Right. Tom was right.

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We all apology.

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Yeah, I'll fucking check the email, bro.

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But yeah, the whole thing with like aliens and shit.

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Did I ever give you my my theory that aliens don't exist?

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They're just human time travelers.

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Yeah. Oh, dude, I totally believe that.

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Yeah, I think that's what it is because, you know, I think that we should get into this.

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I love the ambience of the fucking vents.

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It's really the vents.

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Yeah, the furnace furnace.

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Yeah, I love the ambience of that.

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We didn't get any emails.

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Well, you sure? Yeah.

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Fuck.

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Anywho. So my actual theory with that shit, because I've heard I've seen it from other people, but I tend to believe this one is that

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aliens actually don't exist.

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It's just human time travelers from the future that that come back in these futuristic fucking like ships

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because in theory for a time to time travel, you need to go faster than the speed of light.

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And you need a object that's like a metal object that can pierce through the speed of light because

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in theory, the speed of light is like a wall because you think nothing can go faster than the speed of light.

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So going past the speed of light would be physically or like it would be like like actually impossible to do.

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But if you're able to do it, you puncture through like the wall of light and then go to somewhere else.

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Kind of like we don't know what's inside a black hole because we just assume that it's a bunch of gravity because like even light can't escape a black hole.

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Matthew McConaughey is inside of Matthew McConaughey is inside of black hole.

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But like we don't know what's inside of black.

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Like we assume that it just gets everything gets destroyed, but it could be a fucking wormhole to another fucking entire universe

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because there's things out there in space that are so incomprehensible to us right now that we're just like, we guess it's this right.

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Like like a black hole.

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If you think about a black hole, it's almost incomprehensible.

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It has so much quote unquote gravity.

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We don't even know if it's that, but whatever it is, it's so fucking like dense that it eats stars.

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Yeah, and it like not even light can escape it.

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Like what the fuck is that?

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Like I can't even like wrap my head around a fucking like thing that can eat stars and then just have nothing like like it doesn't like shoot out like like a like a spark.

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It just eats a star and it's gone.

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Well, but it's going somewhere.

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But the thing is like every like that, like in science, like we're like even like it was like fucking like sixth grade science energy can't be destroyed.

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It has to go somewhere.

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Right. So where the fuck does that energy from from a star getting eaten by a black hole going into another dimension?

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Yeah, it's part of the black hole, which comes one with the black hole.

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It makes it makes you wonder if the whole purpose of our dimension isn't just to create energy and it's some sort of generator for something else in another realm.

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So that's my whole like we're on a microscopic level to them.

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Well, I just theory existing in a nuclear reaction.

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Well, so somewhere I actually this is a funny theory that I came across.

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Like, you know how I think the simulation theory is like a big thing now, like how like everything's like like a simulation and it doesn't like it's not like real.

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I feel like that buddy.

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I got depersonalization.

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I got I got news for you.

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If something if you think something is a simulation and it had to be created by something.

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So that something is God or it could be other another species of people or aliens.

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What if we're a simulation in the side of the video game and we have consciousness, you know, we have we make AI we can make sentient AI think that they have consciousness.

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So I think we're a snow globe on some kids fucking why can't we be sentient AIs made by aliens?

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Like what would you do if we were actually just in a snow globe or we could be non sentient AIs like Ali?

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But the thing is so much he's got here is he so he's going to take he he's going to take heat because he fucking God damn it.

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How he met come on man the government don't work in we got to get a fucking cardboard cut out of each of us.

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And when one of us doesn't show up, we just put the cardboard cut out there.

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I actually looked it up and getting a cardboard cut out of a person like a customized one is only like, you know, 70 bucks.

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I'm surprised it's not 20 bucks.

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No, but like you could get like one 70s fucking most most of the time it would just be Ali Max.

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We just need to we need to purchase an Ali Mac one.

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But like we fucking I very rarely very rarely miss a podcast episode. I think I missed like what like four in total.

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So the government says that UFOs pose a threat to national security.

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God, you know what? They pose a threat to is the power structure that exists because they're more powerful.

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Oh, I like your shirt. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I got the I want to believe shirt on.

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It's awesome to match the poster on the wall. But I think it threatens the status quo.

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It threatens the power that the governments hold over the people because if there's something more badass than the governments out there, shit, that's a problem.

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So this is what my thoughts are, because with all this shit like worldwide cranking up like type thing like like the like the wars and shit are all cranking up and like doing all that.

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The only country that that actively has a UFO in quote unquote like custody or in like in like our in like our thing, because in the hearings, they said we had three.

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The United States itself had three since the 1930s. So we've been fucking we have been reverse engineering alien technology since the nineteen fucking thirties.

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And just imagine every because night vision like, you know, like the like the night vision, like the IR like film stuff that we have that is theorized and semi confirmed now that that was actually alien technology.

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Like because humans before like guess what? Guess when night vision was was quote unquote founded like 1940 right after the Roswell incident.

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Right. So well, they say the same thing with what is it? It's diodes. Yeah.

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Say diodes came from Roswell because if you look at it like diodes are like the absolute big like the biggest breakthrough in technology since like ever. Yeah. Basically ever.

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Like it doesn't seem like it. Right. Like you think like other things are are more important than the diodes are fucking super.

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Do they allow digital technology? We wouldn't have anything digital. Everything would still be analog. Yeah. Yeah. I bet there's tons of technology that comes from aliens like fucking planes, fucking guns, missiles.

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So what I got, let me I just I want to finish the finish the thing. I got off track again. I like I always do. But I find yourself, Tyler and each other.

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Yeah. But like I think that just imagine being another country that doesn't have like alien technology.

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They haven't been reverse engineering. And then you find out your enemy country has been reverse engineering fucking alien technology for the last like 100 years. Right.

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Like I think it's a kind of a scare tactic type thing. And that's what I was thinking. Like we're like, yeah, it's like, hey, guys, you know, since the 1930s, we've been reverse engineering alien technology and we haven't even shown you what we fucking have.

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And like the way that they describe these fucking ships, every single one of them had cloaking technology. Every single one of them had like the like invisible cloaking technology on it.

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And almost every single one of them, they said that there was three ships that they had. There was one that they got at Roswell, which was a square, like a clear almost like glass square.

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But it was like super hard like glass. It wasn't like glass that we had with a black circle in the middle of it. And it just like kind of floated around in a solid like glass box.

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Dude, that's so fucking crazy. Like these scientists trying to reverse engineer this shit.

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How do you think they got here though? We can't see aliens or any signs of alien lives on anything that we can physically see. So how did they fucking get here?

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That's the scary thing is, is like fucking also that's the most American thing on the fucking in the entire planet. A fucking alien fucking thing crash lands. We're like, kill it, take it.

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Like if they crash landed like anywhere like England or something, they'd be like, hello, are we are you OK?

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Americans like, kill it.

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Take it out.

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Paul, get the shotgun. It's one of them aliens.

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Like from back to the future.

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You goddamn alien piece of shit.

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And then he when he's pulling away, he takes out the pine.

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But can you imagine if just like, think if you could take your cell phone and show somebody back from like the 1500s, they would kill you.

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You can take it and it wouldn't do anything because there's no network. Right.

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I mean, there's still enough shit on here because you can still take pictures.

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Right. So as long as the battery is working, you showed somebody a picture.

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You could if you're showing people pictures on this one, you'd be hung.

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Right. Are they taking the guillotine? Right. Because they would say that this is witchcraft because they don't understand how it works.

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So they would try and fuck with it and see what they could do with it.

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I mean, that's pretty much what we do. And that's what we're doing with the alien technology.

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We're just fucking with it. So if it is us from the future, it would be like somebody from the 1500s fucking with a cell phone.

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Exactly. But also the things was like at first, because I watched a like, did you ever see the Joe Rogan episode where like the guy who worked on these?

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These alien crafts like like did like research on them was talking about it.

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Bob Lazar. Yeah. And the thing is, in the hearings, they almost said verbatim the exact ships that he was talking about in the Joe Rogan podcast.

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So I feel like that leads a little more credibility to it.

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Oh, he said, like when they first found it, they were like, what do we do with this thing?

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This is what he said in the hearings. No, he wasn't there.

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But like, like, oh, Bob Lazar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, it killed like three people that try to touch it because it was like radiation, like off the fucking charts.

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Yeah. And I'm like, so he's like, yeah, it's like six people died immediately.

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Like, we're looking at this. Yeah, that's what he said. Dude, this guy was like, he's been saying the same story for like 30 years.

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He said he worked at Area 51. Oh, he's like, there's nothing in Area 51 anymore.

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He's like, they took that shit. Oh, he said that? Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's not really fazed by the whole thing either.

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No, he's just kind of matter of fact about it. He's just like, yeah, I worked. I worked at Los Alamos Labs.

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And he just says, like, we really didn't understand the technology. He said one of the crafts they found at an archaeological dig.

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Oh, like it. So it didn't crash land or it may have, but it was like 2000 years ago.

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You know what I mean? And so they're trying to reverse engineer the technology.

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And I mean, dude, why would they tell anybody about it if they were doing that?

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Maybe they check up on us over 2000 years. See how we're doing. I don't know. Yeah.

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People are afraid of things they don't understand. And so if the government or if people knew that aliens were in fact real.

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You want to know what's crazy? We know the thing to think about. Like if like the time travelers from the future were like, I want to see the Roswell incident.

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I want to see what actually happens. And they were the Roswell incident. What do you mean?

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Like, you know how like how like we're saying that it might be like time travelers from the future.

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And like these guys are like, I actually want to see what if there were actual aliens, the Roswell incident.

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And they are the ones that actually crash landed there. Right.

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And there's like, fuck, because they said the biology, like the biological, like things that they found there were in the human genome.

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Really? Yeah. No, that's what it said in the hearing.

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I remember that specifically in there. And I thought that was the craziest part because like they were like, they're like, so did you find biological material?

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And they're like, and like the guy like doing the hearing thing kind of did like one of the easiest, like we found biological material.

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It was extraterrestrial in origin with human genomes.

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And I'm like, what the fuck, bro? What if there's fucking a robot aliens? That's probably what it is like a like they don't have to aliens.

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They don't necessarily have to be made of biological material. I was watching another fucking I think it was another Joe Rogan episode.

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But I remember some guy was talking about how the gray aliens are actually biological androids that we use that like future people use to travel faster than the speed of light because our bodies couldn't handle it.

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So they put a human consciousness inside a biological Android that could it's just like VR. Yeah, but that's just the sensor. Yeah, which will our our consciousness will eventually be uploaded into VR into a computer someday.

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But like, like, because maybe they need a physical like it needs a physical body to that's what Michio Kaku said.

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Because they need like a physical body to get to where it's at. But a human body couldn't take going faster than the speed of light. But a quote unquote the gray aliens because almost every single like citing quote unquote of aliens has always they've been like the grays like the big ass fucking head with a huge eyes and shit.

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It's still humanoid though. So it's like if you put a human consciousness inside a biological Android, it's like it's it's it's it's like a a made human like it's a homunculus type thing.

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And it was like made to be a basically a suit or like a like a thing that you could put your consciousness in and actually travel to pass the speed of light because our our human bodies aren't capable of it.

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So the gray body or the the the the alien grays would be able to handle that. So I think that's that's more plausible to me than like aliens like being out there. If like future people put our put consciousness into like a biological Android is the best way I could put it because it's like it's not human.

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But it was made by humans, but it's not a robot. So it's a biological Android because an Android is a made like robot human. But any biological Android would be a human.

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It's like an esk thing that is like has like living tissue and shit, but it's not a robot. So it'd be like a biological Android. So I think that the grays could be a biological Android doesn't have to be like future people could be just like humanoids on other planets currently right now with better technology.

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So also picture this right. Think think of where we're going and the technologies are coming that are going to intersect. Right. Yeah. So Elon Musk's Neuralink. Right. What does it do. It's chipping your brain. That's all I know.

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Well it's it's an interface between humans and technology. Yeah. Right. And what's the other thing that's everybody scared of right now with technology fucking I don't know. Yeah sentience. Yeah. Yeah. So what we're worried I become worried that where we may give computers consciousness.

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Right. Yeah. And on the other end where we're integrating computers with humans. True. Okay. That's a big fucking problem. And then you think about that and Elon Musk is one of the whistleblower saying hey AI has got to be stopped.

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Right. Because he's always thinking 20 steps ahead. All right. So he owns a company that integrates computers with humans. Okay. And he sees a thing that then why is he still do it. Well he's not just going to waste time everybody to stop the AI because he sees he sees the accident ahead.

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Right. He sees what we're running into. He's like fuck I have this fucking 30 billion dollar company. Elon Musk is the visionary of the future. No but do you think I mean he owns he owns Tesla he owns narrow link he owns SpaceX.

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I'm pretty sure he's got he owns okay he owns 1% of the wealth of the United States. Yeah. So I'm pretty sure he is a visionary. So let's let's let's say we are 200 years down the line we're all dead.

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Do you think people are going to look at Elon like people look at Nikola Tesla or. Oh dude I think I think he's going to have a legacy in the top 10.

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People say so you think he's going to be like an Einstein like level or I think Tesla. No I think he's going to be Howard Hughes like a Rockefeller type he's already at Howard Hughes level. Yeah.

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And he's probably going to surpass him. Howard Hughes didn't do anything on the level of Elon Musk. I mean he did like planes and shit but likes I mean which is like similar to Elon Musk doing SpaceX now.

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But Elon Musk is just dude he's got his hands in so many things. Yeah he's next level. He so he started AI that chat GPT Elon Musk Tesla Elon Musk SpaceSask Elon Musk Neuralink Elon Musk PayPal.

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PayPal Elon Musk the guy doesn't stop a lot of people have ideas right. Like you might be in the shower fucking you know washing your fucking nuts and you might come up with a good idea. How are you going to do it though.

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Well no you might come up with 10 good ideas in the fucking shower. All right. And then those are like you put them out there in the world and their shit ideas right. They actually their flops. Yeah.

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This guy doesn't have a lot of flops dude. I mean he does have some flops. He's not like perfect. He bought fucking Twitter like that's the other thing like and then they get right. And then they asked him they're like oh don't you care about the how what a loss of money this is this wasn't an investment.

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He goes I don't care. I don't care about money. I do not care. It was for freedom of speech had nothing like drooling hands. They had nothing to do with with money. I don't care. Like bro that's a different kind of person.

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Somebody that'll take a two hundred and fifty six million dollar hit or whatever it was. That's he's a different kind of person. He's top 10. He's gonna be top 10 people that have ever ever listed. Yeah he'll go down. He will go down in history as as an absolute outlier and a visionary.

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I mean people fucking didn't didn't respect Tesla until like fucking a hundred years after his death. Right. He's a quack. Yeah. So like and then they're like but wait a second Tesla was on to some shit like you also got a look. He are you fucking drinking wine.

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That's fucking Pinot Noir with ice in it. Are you fucking high. That's pretty rough. That's funny. No I don't like fucking fucking warm. I don't blame you.

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You gotta get in the frame. Yeah. Fucking Neanderthal. So you don't think Elon Musk is a visionary. No I think he's a fucking idiot. All right. So let me explain something. All right. Before we go any further. All right. He owns 1% of the wealth of the United States. Oh my god.

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So he started he started the largest electric car company in the world. He owns SpaceX started SpaceX started narrow link started the boring company which nobody even talks about to make tunnels underneath major cities and flamethrowers owns Twitter started pay

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bail. Dude most people couldn't start a fucking landscaping business in their life and make it successful like 90% of people have to work for somebody else. Oh you mean X it's changed to X now. Right. So you don't think fuck is that you don't think he's a visionary. No I think he's stupid.

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I don't I'm pretty sure you can't do that. If you're stupid and his IQ is like a hundred and fifty. So I'll give you an idea of what of how smart he is right. The average patrol officers IQ is a hundred. Okay, so he has one. Okay, so

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depending local cops, maybe ninety that's like patrol officers are like borderline like non sentient now. No eighty eighty. I thought eighty is profound retardation. What do you think about it just slightly? What's profound retardation? I it's below eighty. I think you're below sixty. I think anybody with an IQ of less than eighty. It's illegal for them to be allowed in the military really. Yes. So you have taken an IQ test to be in the military.

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They don't do like a full. I ever did take one and then it was below eighty and you tried to get in the military. I know I went to join United States. What do you think Ali Max IQ is? I would say Ali Max. He's a hundred. Now he's a smart guy. I was just not mean average. I would say Ali Mac is maybe one oh five.

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Let's sign. All right. So the average RN is one hundred and twenty four. All right. One hundred and yeah. One hundred and twenty four. So RNs are registered. Yeah. Registered nurses are pretty low. An EMT. Well, it's probably around the same as an RN a little lower. Probably one hundred and ten. I think a medic. I think a medic would be around like the same as nurse. An EMT would probably be like one ten similar thing. Yeah. I looked that up. What's the average IQ of an EMT? I don't know if you'll find it, but that falls

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under like those technical medical jobs. So it's like one hundred and twenty four. I don't know if you'll find stats on that. Yeah. That'd be tough because there's a range. Trust me. But the average IQ of a paramedic, the low on the low end is four point nine zero four point nine.

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The average is as low as one oh four, but as high as one oh seven. That's a pretty narrow range between one oh four one oh seven. Pretty sure it's higher than that. Jobs that require an IQ of one twenty or above are school teachers, pharmacists, accountants, nurses and managers.

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Well, yeah. What's Elon Musk's IQ? One hundred and fifty five fifty. Yeah. Einstein was one hundred and sixty. What is the average IQ of doctors? One twenty five. Wow. So it's like one point higher than nurses. Have you ever done the IQ test? Yeah, it was brutal.

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I did one, too. I just like the free ones online or. Yeah, I did. I did an actual one. The pattern recognition is like, it fucks me up, dude. I started looking for like things that don't exist. Yeah. I got one hundred and twelve for my IQ.

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Damn, that would be high average. Yeah, that's I'm looking at a thing right now. One twenty to one twenty nine is superior. One thirty to one forty four is gifted or very advanced. One forty five to one sixty is highly advanced. I am in the I'm in the above above normies, but not smart. No, nonsense. You're very smart.

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I took a few. I got between like one thirty and one forty five. I was also really. Yeah, I was also sixteen. I'm still afraid to take it because it's gonna be like I was sixteen when I took it. So that might be I might be a little bit smarter now. I'm not sure. But it was like six to nine. Yeah, I think.

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One like every now and then I should take one again. That should be one of the things like the homework for next episode is taken at taking at home IQ test and see what we get there. And I'd be what's the doesn't that's an episode of sign film visit. Yeah. Yeah, that's yeah.

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of things like the homework for next episode is taking a taking at home IQ

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test and see what we get. Dude, I'd be yeah. What's it doesn't? That's an

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episode of Seinfeld. Is it? Yeah, yeah, George, he stands a lot. He cheats on

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because his girlfriend was a psychologist and she was making him take

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it. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, he was like getting answers from somebody out the

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like, what if you get like an IQ of like two hundred? God, no, that definitely

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won't. What's a perfect IQ?

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Is it? No, no perfect. Actually, like what's the highest you could possibly

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get? There's actually no limit. Really? I think there's like a club of people

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past a certain, and so it's a cause it's just like kind of an average based

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if you get all the questions right in five minutes, I guess you could get

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like above a two hundred. So when I took a when I took it, when I took the

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like I'm bored. What's this? Basically they take how many questions you get

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right and kind of like multiply that in some way. How based on what how long it

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it factors in how much time it takes you to do it. So

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I wonder if there's people that actually get to the end like because no, no, I

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What do you mean? It's just like a stupid test like that. Like yeah, it like

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the questions change based on what you get right and wrong. It's just stupid.

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They started doing like fucking like insane pattern recognition and I'm just

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like I'm just going to guess because I'm not trying on this part. You want to

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know something crazy is

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so Jordan Peterson talks about IQ and how it's like it's a better predictor

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than I forget what he said. It's one of the best predictors of like lifetime

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success, something like that. Yeah,

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if you have ADD, Adderall actually raises your IQ by fifteen points up to fifteen

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points, which is so if I took Adderall, I'd be in the fucking gifted area. Oh

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dude, yeah, that's it. Fifteen points is an astronomical difference. It's not

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even it's almost unrecognizable fifteen points. You know, like people with higher

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IQs have higher rates of like depression, anxiety and like drug abuse. Well, yeah,

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I know the saying ignorance is bliss. If you like, if you like the smell of

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gasoline paint thinner and I think acetone, you are literally, I think it was

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like something like a thousand times more likely to do hard drugs. Really? Yeah.

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Well, that's an interesting statistic. That reminds me of when you went over there

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and huffed the paint thinner. I don't do hard drugs though. Because I know I'd

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like drugs too much, so I don't do them. I hate the smell of gasoline. Really?

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Hate it. I love the smell of gas. Acetone fucking, fucking what's the fuck?

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If you have ammonia smelling salts, you might be luckily too hard. Oh, oh,

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red line, atomic rhino. Shout out. So I want to talk about fucking

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Zach Bagans and Ghost Adventures, aka the best show that has ever been on television.

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Oh, before you do that, let's let's let's let's let's you guys want to hear

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something really fucking stupid this week, then we'll get them. Zach Bagans.

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Okay, so you ever hear of the XXL Freshman Cypher? Yeah, it's like a thing

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for new rappers. They do freestyle. It's progressively getting more and more

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retarded. Yeah, and this year's was just awful, so I want to see if you guys can

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rate these rappers that these new rappers this year,

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like juice and like acts used to be on this. Yeah, excellent. He just made a

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like a rap about killing people. This is Pierre born before came through with

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them with all them cylinders off them niggas ain't never show no love. They

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try to leave me in that mud. That's why he's not awful. This is trash.

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Dude, man, they got trash.

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Ghost came with the curtains bad. Hold. See me get nervous. Nigga. I know what

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it takes. You want boss up from you got to rate this guy one to 10.

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6.2.

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I'd be around six. Yeah, I got no five.

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I don't think he's good or bad. It gets real. This is straight.

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Who the guy or the beat?

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there's nothing original. It's just like

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I just hope you know I heard, but if he said like a good rap, you could not

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speak the language and just the sound of it. So you could jam to it. All right.

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This is

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this is sleazy world. Go. Wow.

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All right, that's enough.

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I'm good. All right. Yep. That was trash. Yeah, that's that's bad. Do do X's one

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like not like the whole thing, but like X's freestyle. Oh yeah, that was good.

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That was that was scary. He like talked about being a demon and shit.

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Oh yeah, here's X. Look at my swag. Look at my bitch. Ugly God. I got my way.

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Get on my day.

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What a world ever has an apocalypse. I would kill all of you fuckers. They

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will be plentiful. Death will be bountiful. I would spend none of you

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peasants. Fuck your religion. Your pastor fuck isn't got sent to a prison

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and PC. I seen the devil. He's in you with me. You need saving and listening

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to this. See, follow him home. Cut the right corner so nobody sees you.

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Turn off your phone. Leave it at home so nobody can trace you. Master

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expressions appear to be called. They won't read your intentions. As soon

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as you're in, let them all know who they're all in the presence of. I am

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a murderer. I am a demon, the son of a serpent. What is your faith? What is

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your worth? Have you felt acknowledging if I kill you now, will you go to

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heaven? The hell you believe in that is approaching you 30 seconds. Think

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before lying and blessy. Yeah, he just talks about like fucking beat out

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fucking. I remember seeing that when it first came out and like exes just

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hanging out in the corner the entire time, just like staring at the wall and

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then he comes out with this murder fucking.

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Those fucking rappers were all the same.

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Damn, it's pretty. I don't know. There's nothing like that crazy about that.

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Tupac. Yeah, it was retarded. Anyway, Ghost Adventures. Yeah, so Ghost

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Adventures is one of the greatest shows that's ever been on TV and ever will

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be on TV. Stars, our titular character, Zack Bagans, the main character of

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Ghost Adventures and the main character of life itself. Zack Bagans. It's

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Zack Bagans world. We're just living in it, you know, and Zack Bagans is a

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guy from Las Vegas. He is, I think he's 50 now almost. He's almost 50. He has

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a faux hawk. He wears Ed Hardy jeans and he has a giant cross tattoo on his

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neck, hands and his back. So what would you say to people that think the

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show's fake? Oh, there's it's absolutely fake, but it's one of the best shows

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that I've ever seen because Zack Zack himself freaks himself out so much.

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It's so fucking funny. Oh my God. If you ever seen an episode of Ghost

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Adventures, you know exactly what I'm talking about. His girlfriend's pretty

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hot. His wife. Oh, I think yeah, they just got married recently, but Zack

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Bagans is fucking I think in September or October we should go do a ghost

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hunt. Absolutely. I fucking we can go by the fucking Dan's house. Yeah, we go

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to that that fucking rake area. All right.

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We do one of these Thursdays. We all got to go. We'll meet up at like the

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little preserve. We'll go during the day at first to kind of like, you know,

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scope it out and then we'll go at night with flashlights and see what see what

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we can see. I'm apprehensive, but OK, I'm going to fucking come back in and

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talk about it on the podcast. Yeah, I'll I'll bring my equipment. I got my my

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ghost hunting equipment that I could bring with us and we have to do it

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there, dude. Yes. Have you been there? No, it's just, dude, man, that's like

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whatever's there is like fucking bad, dude. We're committed to the committed

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bro. Yeah, it's bad. So what I've actually found in ghosts like things is

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that in extremes of either way is either extreme heat or extreme cold is when

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the most activity happened for for whatever reason. Really? Yeah.

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Specifically, like muggy hot nights is when things happen or bitter, bitter cold

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nights is when things happen like that. That's what I've I mean, you'll get like

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things here and there. Don't you think that's like psychological, though? I

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don't know. I fucking it's just kind of what I what I've what I've experienced.

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I can't really explain like if it's like a correlation causation or just like

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because you know, when there's extreme heat, people get violent. No, but like

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it's it's one of the things it's like it's the energy in the air type thing.

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And like if it's humid and muggy, there's a lot of energy in that air that you can

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fucking use to do shit. And if it's super cold, that little bit of energy in that

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cold is because like everything's amplified in the cold. Like specifically,

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like you could make a fucking noise and you could hear it like fucking super far

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in the cold. I think that's kind of what makes it like, I guess, more active in

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the cold from I mean, this is just a theory that I've had. Like this isn't

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like proven or anything like. But this is just kind of like what I experience is

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that in either like really muggy heat or extreme like bitter cold is when things

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happen. And the heat I get for like it like having a lot of energy in the air

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to use and like the thickness of the air kind of like lets you do it. But I also

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think like when you're when it's bitter cold and like it's super quiet, you can

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hear like a fucking twig crunch from like fucking half a mile away. It's just

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that there's like so little input that any little thing you can pick up on.

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Yeah. So I think that's why I in the winter time and like the bitter cold, you

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can kind of pick up on on more like things because everything else is so like

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like muffled. It's almost like a sensory deprivation. Yeah. Kind of thing.

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Like if you can pick up on. Yeah, I know all you guys have been in like a snowy

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field at night time and like it you can't you can barely hear anything. Oh,

402
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dude, you can you can hear like if if a tree like just moves a little bit. Yeah,

403
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like crack like like that because the snow like absorbs the sound. Yeah. Well,

404
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the air is denser because it's cold. I thought it was thinner. No, it's more

405
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dense. That's why it's like it's better if like you're going to learn to fly.

406
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It's better to learn to fly in the winter time really because it's more forgiving

407
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because the air is denser. Huh? So yeah, it's like they'll say like if it's

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really hot out like you've probably seen it online, they'll they'll ask people to

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get off the plane really because it won't be able to take off really hot or

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really cold if it's really hot. So that's actually interesting because me and me

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and my me and my girl, we went down to Florida and we were coming back and it

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was winter time and like it was a fully booked plane, you know, just normally,

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which I have a whole theory about planes and airports after this. Remind me about

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that. That guy is not fucking real. But but remind me of that because I that it's a

415
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really interesting thing that like this just remind me of my airport and plane

416
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conspiracy. I just watched the show Hijack. It was a good one. Yeah, but like

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but what you were saying, but this is like it was like the opposite. Like it

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was bitter cold out and two people had to get kicked off the plane because it

419
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was too quote unquote heavy or unbalanced. Oh yeah, I was like, yeah,

420
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and I was like, bro, it was like, and I can't just take some fucking carts out

421
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some luggage out. That was the weird thing because my my my my baggage didn't

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show up till two days later. So they took out my baggage. So they didn't just like

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kick two people. They were taking bags off to try to like balance out the plane.

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The plane was on the tarmac. I was on the tarmac with like my like in like the

425
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plane for two hours waiting for this plane to fucking take off. Like the first

426
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plane got a fucking like got in the jet stream and like fucking flew. I did like

427
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like a two and a half hour flight in like fucking an hour in like 20 minutes

428
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and then I sat on the tarmac for two hours in the plane waiting to fucking

429
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take off to go back to Albany. Where was this going from where to where? Baltimore

430
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I think. Oh yeah, that's a hub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's I know people that

431
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somebody that worked at the place we all work together. She used to balance the

432
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planes for UPS. That was her job. Yeah. But uh, have you seen that video of the 747?

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That it's a military 747 takes off right and then all of a sudden it goes

434
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straight nose up. Really? And then just goes like this like like to the side and

435
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never crashes and burns. It had cargo in it that wasn't secured. They were those

436
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MRAPs. Oh right. One of them broke loose right on takeoff and just went to the

437
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back of the plane, unbalanced it and immediately pitched the 747 on the air. Yeah. Yeah.

438
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Pitched it up in the air and then they just completely lost control and it just

439
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went to the side and blew up. She's fucking crazy here. Let me see if I can

440
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pull it up while you guys are talking about something. Yeah. So my plane

441
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:08,760
conspiracy is really fucking interesting. Like so at any time you could be going

442
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on a plane like in fucking like October October 10th you try to take a flight.

443
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Why is every single plane almost every single time filled almost completely

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into the brim on even random days like almost every single plane that I've been

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on like I took a vacation in the middle of like October or yeah it was October

446
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and like it wasn't a holiday. It wasn't Halloween. It was like the fucking like

447
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second week of October. So more profitable. I'll tell you. I'll tell you

448
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how they do it. Yeah. They have something called a schedule and you can only pick

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flights during that scheduled time. But like if you have to be somewhere on the

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10th of any month pick a month and there's only a scheduled flight on the

451
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9th. All right. People on those like that week have to pick that flight. So that's

452
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how they do it. You know what I mean? They just give it's just fucking weird to

453
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me that every single plane that you're on almost every single time is almost

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filled to the brim. Right. I mean it's just it's just weird to me that like

455
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it's a fucking random day in the middle of a fucking month that doesn't have a

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holiday in it or anything and the entire plane is filled up and it's just like

457
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where are you people going? Right. Right. Well they so they might not have to be

458
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there the same exact day as you. You know what I mean? That's just the only flight

459
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that was available to get them close to the date that they have to do whatever

460
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they got to do. So me and my girlfriend went to Disney World in not November not

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December. I think it was like like middle of January. So like literally

462
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nothing's going on. Kids are in school. Parents and like stuff are working and

463
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stuff. We went to Disney World on a plane to Orlando and there were just kids on

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that plane and they're like you know adults that were like going. I'm like I

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get adults but there's like you know just school age kids. There's like you

466
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know like 20 20 like school age kids and I'm like all these and like I'm like I

467
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know the area. None of these schools are out of session right now. All these

468
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schools are in session currently. Like it's just weird to me that like shit

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like that happens and like like I'm like why are these like kids here? Schools in

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session and like I get like if it was like fucking like New Year's week or

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like Christmas week I get that. Okay you're going on vacation with your whole

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family like to like Disney World on that. Like it was like fucking January 17th.

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And how many kids? There's like 30 kids on that plane. Oh well I don't know maybe

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they were going on a field trip or something. No they were all different like

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families and stuff and like they scattered when they got to the airport.

476
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It was weird. I mean you know people got a lot of things going on. Not everybody's

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just sitting at home you know like. And like when I my grandfather died recently

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and I had to take a plane to go down to Florida to go to his wake and and shit

479
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and still it was like fucking how long ago is that now? I think it was May.

480
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Oh no it was April. It was my birthday. My grandfather died on my birthday. It was

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April 29th that I had to do it. And when I was like on the plane on April like no

482
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no holidays. Easter was in I think March this year so there's like nothing going

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on. There's just you know kids on the plane and all that. I'm like where? It's

484
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like it shouldn't be hard and like I it was like fucking like a nightmare to get

485
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a ticket for it because like the plane was filled up. I'm like it's fucking the

486
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end of April there's nothing going on. Well that's probably people are probably

487
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,440
looking at you like who the fuck is this guy with a Pope hat on sitting on the

488
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plane? Where is this guy going? I'm going to a funeral. In April? Who is this guy? What's he

489
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,560
doing? They're thinking that about you but you know everybody's got their own

490
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:56,040
things going on. Did you hear that Kanye was reinstated? His ex account was

491
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reinstated. Yeah. Let's see how long that lasts. Trump hasn't used his right since

492
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:09,320
his was reinstated. Yeah but he hasn't used it. We gotta follow Kanye on X. We should ask him if

493
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he'll come on the podcast. He's been coming on random people's podcast and he's talking to people. No shit.

494
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,720
What do you think Kanye would talk about if he were here? He'd talk about himself

495
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for three hours straight. I would love it. I'd just sit here and be fucking, I'd be so happy. That'd be awesome.

496
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Would you ask him for an autograph? Absolutely. I wouldn't. I would just act cool like I don't need that. I don't need that shit.

497
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:46,120
Yeah we cool dude. Come back whenever you want and get him to do a prank phone call with us. I think that we should try to get Beetlejuice on the podcast.

498
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:52,600
Well I'll pull some money together. Yeah. Like five grand. I think we could do it for less.

499
00:50:52,600 --> 00:51:00,200
Yeah you'd probably do it for like fucking Pringles. Oh here's that video with the plane.

500
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Let's talk about, you guys can both watch it. It just noses up. What the fuck? Loses all speed. That's like me trying to play flight some year.

501
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:22,200
And then just did it. Nodding crash yet? Yeah it stalls. That looks fake. It looks fake yeah. It just noses up, loses 100% of its airspeed, falls to the side and explodes.

502
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That's unbelievable. Because it was just on a normal. How many people died in that shit? I think it was a cargo military plane so there's only like three people I think.

503
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But yeah so one of those MRAPs came loose. It was just a normal pitch. And then it came loose and went to the back of the plane. And it just shot it straight up.

504
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So it did like, I think they called that the Cobra. Like when you do that in a fighter jet. You just go straight up and you use it as an air brake. That's what happened to it. Air brake to a complete stop and then just tipped over. Boom. Blew up. Fucking nuts.

505
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:08,200
Is there any way to save that though? If you're in that. If you had altitude. I mean if you had altitude you could probably save that. But like at that point there's like, I don't think there's any way to save that.

506
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Like once it tips? Once it stops? Like once it's like this. No. No. There's no way to fucking save it. But if they had, say it happened later. Right? I think what it ended up being, there's a problem with the mounting system.

507
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It wasn't designed to carry that much load. Like you're supposed to use more specialized mounting system. Yeah. But say they were at like 20,000 feet or 30,000 feet. Well, see the thing is, is they wouldn't have tipped up like that at 30,000 feet.

508
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Because they wouldn't, that was on takeoff. That's when we were going to have the most pitch up. So say they're at like 25,000 feet and it came to a stop like that and then tipped. Right? You could gain speed and kind of. You might, you may be able to pick up speed again.

509
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Like go straight down and then like slowly level it out. Kind of like yeah. And then it would probably happen again. It would start porpoising because the thing's going back and forth. You know? But no. Unless they had more altitude there's absolutely no way. Yeah.

510
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I mean, that's just like a freak accident. I think it actually, I think it crashed through the back of the plane. Yeah. Because it just, it just, I mean the thing weighs how many like 20, 30 tons or something like something stupid.

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I think when they went up and it broke like that, it slammed into the bulkhead. I think it's called in the back and broke it. So I mean, it might have, that might have just destroyed the airframe enough right there. Just the fucking.

512
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:43,200
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think actually now that I think about it, you know, so much about planes. It's kind of.

513
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:56,200
Definitely autistic. It's definitely autistic. I think there's something called the jack screw. Right? So what gives the plane? Sorry to keep going on about this dude. But now that I've started to thought your autism just take it.

514
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It's taken over dude. It's at the helm. I can't help it. Yeah. No. So the thing in the back is called the elevator. Right. And that's what pitches the plane up. Yeah. And down. Right. So if the elevator tips up like this, it pushes the ass into the plane up and it gains elevation. Elevator. Right.

515
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:41,200
So that thing slammed into the jack screw, the thing that controls the elevator and it just pinned it and pinned it like in full, full elevator all the way up. And that's what caused it. So no, it's good to know. Right. They couldn't pitch it down. Yeah. Like when I'm going to when I, when I steal a C one 30 and just, you know, go off, you see that guy in Seattle, the guy in Seattle fucking stole plane. That guy sky king, bro.

516
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He's fucking Jory ride. He's my fucking hero. He wanted to kill himself. What a fucking way to go. Oh my God. Dude, I'm still waiting for that fucking plane to come out for flight simulator. So I, so I can go and fly his path that he flew that fucking legend. It's Q 400.

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Dude, he was like, he said something when he saw the air traffic controller that I use all the time. Yeah. I say, well, I'm going to nose down and call it a night. That's that's what he said. It comes from that. Yeah. Yeah. Nose down and call it a night. Like I'm going to bed. But the guy is like, oh, well, I think you could land it at this airfield. He's like, no, I don't think I'm really, I wasn't planning on landing it. You know, fun. Yeah. He goes, I think I'm going to try a barrel roll and then I'm going to nose down and call it a night.

518
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He fucking nose down and he called it a night. Yeah. Yeah. That was fucking legend. Fucking legend. Did he take anyone with him or is that just now? Just him. Good for him. Yeah. Yeah. Good for him. Bro. I mean, he's he went down in history. He went from a baggage guy to down in history. I learned how to fly it from flight simulator. Yeah. Yeah. I played some video games. Yeah. That would be fucking me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

519
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Probably use the um it's the name of the company that makes like it's a study level

520
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Aircraft for pilots that are actually like trying to learn how to fly that it's called majestic software

521
00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:11,680
No doubt he learned on the majestic 2-400

522
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But good to know that's funny. Yeah, he's fucking

523
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Hero sky's dead as fuck

524
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See the we're gonna see the orcas

525
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And then he flew it past Mount Rainier, I think it's called

526
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Alright, let's take a break. We'll be back on untitled podcast

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I'm gonna punch your dad

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Welcome back to untitled podcast

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Exit we have confirmed evidence of aliens. All right, we're back here with

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Yeah

531
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So Megan came down the stairs here and she's unrecognizable

532
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And she lost about 40 pounds. I was like wait, I didn't that's Casey's girlfriend. That's crazy

533
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:20,360
So you've been you've just been walking. Yeah, if I walk to work. Wow, how far is work?

534
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minute drive

535
00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:28,460
Sounds like you probably how many do you know how many steps you're getting in?

536
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:38,500
You were talking about earlier hired grown that one guy at the girl at your girlfriend's party and he never came back

537
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You're growing the guy about his workout routine

538
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Never to be seen again. Yeah, I was like dude. He's like, oh, yeah to crochet and this and that we talked a little bit

539
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But he was definitely like I'm sure you get so annoyed at people asking

540
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Yeah, but I'm going to ask I got a lot of questions for you. Yeah, have you done any like dietary changes? No, just walking

541
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Just that see that is amazing that it goes to show you that women

542
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Actually, no, I do I have been eating smaller portions

543
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Wow good for you guys nothing that's fucking incredible. It's like the Amish

544
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They is that how you say it? I'm each I'm each

545
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I'm on the anxiety diet. I

546
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Was I

547
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Started taking my adderall or some shit. I'd be like fucking like 90 pounds in the skeleton. Yeah, but that's not good for

548
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I mean I

549
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Lost 15 pounds and I gained 10 pounds back with like without this. Yeah, like I think it was just I gained muscle mass

550
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:48,000
Yeah, you guys like you're competent re comping. I think they call it

551
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I did because I've been doing a stair climber like every fucking day. Yeah fucking can I do arm day, which I do

552
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flat bench

553
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I do fucking

554
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Curls I do shrugs you rose

555
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Then I do the tricep like extensions with that thing then I do

556
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:14,100
So I do I do core on my on my my front core on

557
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:20,980
Arm day and then like leg day I do leg press leg extension like curls

558
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,700
calf raises

559
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:25,860
So you want to try?

560
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:33,660
Actually mandatory

561
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:41,060
We won't make you do that. I want to see if she can beat you guys at deputy. I don't know if you have time

562
00:59:41,060 --> 00:59:45,980
Oh, yeah, no, I got time you got time. All right

563
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:54,860
Fuck it's like it's like someone took alimax place. That's actually immediately

564
00:59:54,860 --> 01:00:15,660
17 automatically better than Jesus Christ

565
01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:19,260
People jump off and like flip on the somebody's head like like

566
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:26,100
That real I've never seen somebody actually do that I mean

567
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:42,600
All right, welcome back to jeopardy this is our first female guest. Oh, yeah, actually I'm glad it was you

568
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,600
Women

569
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,440
Welcome back to jeopardy we replace alimac with a sentient AI

570
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,760
The female AI

571
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:57,600
So welcome Megan and we got a returning champ fucking Dan

572
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:10,080
It didn't actually I didn't know he won the tiebreaker no he didn't he did no

573
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,080
No

574
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,360
Turning champ Tyler

575
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,000
Alley Mac never wins fucking

576
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,360
That is a great smell I think

577
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:39,800
All right, well Dan's a returning champ I gotta tell you the fucking category

578
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:53,180
Categories are Indiana Jones. Okay US military conflicts. Yeah, it's mine baby math

579
01:01:53,180 --> 01:02:03,100
Name that country artists and put it off Hitler and potent potable

580
01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:12,460
Dan Dan's returning champ you pick first. Oh god. I kind of want to get math out of the way cuz I hate it

581
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:20,200
Whatever. We'll just take that as they come potent potable potent potable for 200 in Alice in Wonderland

582
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,400
The caterpillar smokes this kind of tobacco. What?

583
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,760
What is pipe tobacco?

584
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,640
What is hookah what is hookah?

585
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:43,360
Oh, baby hookah for Tyler US military conflicts god damn it 200 this president pulled troops out of Vietnam in

586
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,800
1975 was Richard Nixon

587
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,080
Baby for 400

588
01:02:55,080 --> 01:03:00,040
Drink commonly mixed with sugar cubes and ice water. What is rum?

589
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:09,960
Like the cocktail itself or is it like the the liquor drink commonly mixed

590
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:14,240
What is tequila type of alcohol mix with sugar cubes? I just water

591
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,200
Absent oh that's rude. I hate absinthe

592
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,200
I've never had any

593
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:30,640
I want to try this it's brutal. I can bring green alcohol next there's like yeah

594
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,600
Tyler's big

595
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:40,400
Poem bubbles for 600 in Breaking Bad Jane dies from overdosing on this heroin. Oh

596
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:47,360
What is what is her on you can just shut out the answer

597
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:52,360
I don't know any breaking bad. I know Dan's big black

598
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:56,000
Let's do a math one because I can't do math on the spot even if it's like easy

599
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,680
200 he invented the Pythagorean theorem

600
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:12,120
What is the Pythagorean? Yeah, that's her that was that was just like a gimme. Yeah, yeah Pythagoras all right Megan's

601
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,600
Whoever invented math get shot 400

602
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,280
You got 200 points you can risk 400 because it's $400 question, but you'd be in a negative

603
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,400
Congress 200

604
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:34,320
It's 200 all right C stands for this and the Pythagorean theorem. Oh my god

605
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,720
I don't remember that you know what the Pythagorean theorem is is that the triangle?

606
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,560
Squared plus b squared

607
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:52,400
No, no, that would be the hypotenuse

608
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,920
Oh shit, that's more shit

609
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:01,760
Geometry was my first subject. I failed geometry three times in high school. Yeah, I failed it twice. Let's check it out on the train.

610
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:03,760
I can't even take tricks. No that's geography.

611
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,760
That's geography.

612
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,760
Geography?

613
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,760
That's geography

614
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,760
For 600 bucks.

615
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,760
I don't have anything. You can risk 600 though.

616
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,760
Zero. You can't risk zero.

617
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,760
You can't risk zero.

618
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,760
Five is the lowest you can risk.

619
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,760
Just do 200.

620
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,760
Okay

621
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,760
Complete the Fibonacci sequence

622
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,760
Complete the Fibonacci sequence?

623
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:29,760
One, one, two, three, five, blank.

624
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,760
Seven, eight.

625
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,760
No I don't know. I just made that up.

626
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,760
Complete the sequence.

627
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,760
I don't know what that is.

628
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,760
It's a pattern.

629
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,760
Try to complete the pattern. One, one, two, three, five, blank.

630
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,760
So you're adding one to each one. Sorry.

631
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,760
No.

632
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,760
No? Alright.

633
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,760
That was eight.

634
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,760
That was just one of the negatives.

635
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,760
What?

636
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,760
You're adding the one before it to it?

637
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:03,760
Alright, you're back again.

638
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,760
One, one, 72.

639
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,760
Indiana Jones, US military conflicts

640
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,760
Multiplying

641
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,760
Name that country. Artists and Potent Portables.

642
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,760
Name that country for 200.

643
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,760
Gangus Khan was from this country.

644
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,760
Mongolia.

645
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:19,760
That was everybody at once.

646
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,760
Alright, everybody gets

647
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,760
200 points.

648
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,760
Megan's pick.

649
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,760
Country for 400.

650
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,760
Country for 400.

651
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,760
Sparta was in this country.

652
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,760
What is Greece?

653
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:35,760
I've been there.

654
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,760
Yeah, you're from there.

655
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,760
Dan's pick.

656
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,760
Is there any more potent potables?

657
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,760
Hell yeah, 800.

658
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,760
Prohibition ended in this year.

659
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,760
What is 19...

660
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,760
What is 1931?

661
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,760
19...

662
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,760
What is 1929?

663
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,760
What is 1929?

664
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,760
What is 1927?

665
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,760
What is 1928?

666
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,760
What is 1922?

667
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,760
1925.

668
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:05,760
Okay, we're timing out on this one.

669
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,760
1933.

670
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,760
I was one off.

671
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,760
We're in the 30s.

672
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,760
Phone potables.

673
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,760
For 1000.

674
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,760
Daily Double, you got 1400.

675
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,760
Bet it all.

676
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,760
I'll do 300.

677
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,760
300?

678
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,760
Alright, in GTA V.

679
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:35,760
What drug do Franklin Lamar try to buy from the ballas before getting ripped off?

680
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,760
What is Coke?

681
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,760
Ooh.

682
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,760
That was it?

683
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,760
Yes, that's correct.

684
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,760
I don't remember that, because I never played the story.

685
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,760
Oh really?

686
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,760
The story is fucking fun.

687
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,760
Franklin sucks though.

688
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,760
Are there any potent potables left?

689
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:55,760
No.

690
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,760
Just pick one.

691
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,760
Math.

692
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,760
He invented calculus right around the same time as Liebniz.

693
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,760
He's a vegetarian, right?

694
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,760
What is Albert Einstein?

695
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,760
He invented calculus.

696
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,760
What is Fitzgerald?

697
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,760
What is Cunt Knight?

698
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,760
It was Isaac Newton.

699
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,760
I would not have gotten that.

700
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,760
I was thinking...

701
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,760
Dance bed.

702
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,760
Let's just get this fucking math out of the way.

703
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,760
For 1000.

704
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,760
The factorial of 4.

705
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,760
Is it 2?

706
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,760
Nope.

707
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,760
16.

708
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,760
What is 16?

709
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,760
What is...

710
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,760
Hold on a second.

711
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,760
What is 144?

712
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,760
16.

713
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,760
What is 24?

714
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,760
No.

715
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,760
Dance bed.

716
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,760
Hold on a second.

717
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,760
What is a factorial?

718
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,760
It's basically 4 times 3 times 2 times 1.

719
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,760
I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

720
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,760
So 5 would be 5 times 4 times 2 times 1.

721
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,760
5 times 4 times 3 times 2 times 1.

722
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,760
Factorial of 5.

723
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,760
It's a statistics pr-proputation.

724
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,760
I don't...

725
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,760
I never took statistics.

726
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,760
We don't have an IQ of 144 over here, Casey.

727
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,760
We got Indiana Jones.

728
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,760
US military conflicts.

729
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,760
Name that country.

730
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,760
Indiana Jones.

731
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,760
200.

732
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,760
What is Harrison Ford?

733
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,760
No.

734
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,760
Actor who portrays Indy's long lost son in the Queen's...

735
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,760
Who is Shia Labeouf?

736
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,760
Fuck damn it!

737
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,760
Who the fuck?

738
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,760
I didn't see the movie either.

739
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,760
Megan's pick.

740
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,760
Shia Labeouf!

741
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,760
Indiana Jones 400.

742
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,760
Short round appeared in this film.

743
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,760
Who is Raiders of the Lost Ark?

744
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,760
Temple of Doom.

745
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,760
Temple of Doom.

746
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,760
I only know one of them, so I'm just going to keep saying it.

747
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,760
Military conflicts.

748
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,760
Tyler's pick.

749
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,760
For 400.

750
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,760
This war ended in a stalemate in 1953.

751
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,760
What is Korea?

752
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,760
Oh yeah.

753
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,760
War.

754
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,760
Tyler's pick.

755
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,760
For 600.

756
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,760
British forces fought the newly formed United States in this war.

757
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,760
What is the War of Independence?

758
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,760
It's the War of 1812.

759
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,760
Yeah.

760
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,760
I just knew that from you!

761
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,760
From last time!

762
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,760
I've never even heard of it before that!

763
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,760
The War of 1812 was right.

764
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,760
Dan's pick.

765
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,760
They burned down the White House.

766
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,760
Are we done with math?

767
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,760
Yeah, math's gone.

768
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,760
There's Indiana Jones, war...

769
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,760
Name that country.

770
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,760
Dubai is the capital of this country.

771
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,760
United Arab Emirates.

772
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,760
Oh my god, I'm thinking about it.

773
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:53,760
Who got that first?

774
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,760
United Arab Emirates, yeah.

775
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,760
Whatever. Give it to Tyler.

776
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,760
I'm sick.

777
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,760
War.

778
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,760
War for US military conflicts for 800.

779
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,760
The Ottoman Empire was involved in this war.

780
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,760
What is World War I?

781
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,760
The US was also in.

782
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,760
Yes, World War I.

783
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,760
Tyler's pick.

784
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,760
Was that the end of war?

785
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,760
No, 1000.

786
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,760
There's never an end to war.

787
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,760
War never changes.

788
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,760
Name for the global counter

789
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,760
counter-terrorism military campaign

790
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,760
started after 9 11.

791
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,760
What is Desert Storm?

792
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:33,760
What is Desert Storm?

793
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,760
What is the War on Terror?

794
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,760
War on Terror.

795
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,760
I think I've really

796
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,760
become Ali Mack this time.

797
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,760
You have all these

798
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,760
topics I'm not good at.

799
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,760
You're doing good.

800
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,760
What's the other ones that we got?

801
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,760
Indiana Jones, name that country and the artists.

802
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,760
Adolf Hitler.

803
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,760
What?

804
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,760
Artist One.

805
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,760
Starry Night.

806
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:01,760
Who painted this?

807
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,760
Who's Vincent Van Gogh?

808
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,760
Dan.

809
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,760
He got it because he said Vincent.

810
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,760
Sorry, I got excited.

811
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,760
I got to control myself. There's a female here.

812
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,760
Let's try

813
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,760
countries.

814
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,760
800.

815
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,760
The Taliban took back control of this country.

816
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:25,760
We really need a button.

817
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,760
We need buttons that

818
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,760
connect so that we

819
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,760
can all... instead of just going

820
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,760
Who said it?

821
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,760
We should make it so it's like

822
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,760
whoever hits it first, it locks it out.

823
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,760
You probably get them on Amazon.

824
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,760
You can actually get a Jeopardy

825
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,760
box that you press the button.

826
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,760
Let's do artist.

827
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,760
Something interesting. 400.

828
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,760
The Last Supper.

829
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,760
What is Leonardo da Vinci?

830
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:53,760
Damn, I didn't know that.

831
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,760
What do we got left?

832
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,760
Name that country. India Jones,

833
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,760
artist.

834
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,760
For 600.

835
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:03,760
I thought it was music artist.

836
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,760
I didn't realize. I don't know anything about

837
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,760
actual artists.

838
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,760
The creation of Adam Sistine Chapel.

839
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,760
What is Michelangelo?

840
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,760
God damn.

841
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,760
God damn.

842
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,760
I went to art school.

843
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,760
Oh yeah, that's right.

844
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,760
Tyler Speck. I'll do art.

845
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,760
For 800. The Weeping Woman.

846
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,760
What is Edvard Munch?

847
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,760
Who?

848
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:29,760
I don't know that one.

849
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,760
I have no idea.

850
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,760
No.

851
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,760
Picasso.

852
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,760
Okay.

853
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,760
Tyler Speck.

854
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,760
Art. For 1000.

855
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,760
The Scream. What is Edvard Munch?

856
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,760
I've never even heard of that.

857
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,760
Is that the one?

858
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:49,760
Yeah.

859
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,760
Tyler Speck.

860
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,760
Country and India Jones.

861
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,760
How many we got left in country?

862
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,760
One. 1000?

863
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,760
Yeah.

864
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:01,760
1000. This country is primarily ice

865
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,760
despite its misnomer.

866
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:05,760
Greenland.

867
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,760
Baby. Jesus Christ.

868
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,760
Dude, I

869
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,760
would have guessed the higher level ones.

870
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,760
That's like the one.

871
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,760
I suck at the early ones.

872
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,760
I peek at the Indiana Jones.

873
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,760
Indiana Jones for 600. Oops.

874
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:21,760
Oops.

875
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,760
Actor who portrayed Henry Jones

876
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,760
Senior.

877
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,760
Sean Connery?

878
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,760
Yeah.

879
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,760
Yeah.

880
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,760
God damn.

881
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,760
Was that in Raiders or is that in

882
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,760
I think that was in Raiders.

883
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,760
So Megan will get Indiana Jones for 800.

884
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:41,760
The Temple of Doom

885
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,760
opened in this Chinese city.

886
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:45,760
What is Shanghai?

887
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,760
Oh,

888
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,760
hell yeah. Good job.

889
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,760
Hell yeah. Good job.

890
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,760
Megan gets Indiana Jones for 1000.

891
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:55,760
Oh, it's another daily

892
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,760
double.

893
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,760
How are there three daily doubles?

894
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,760
Yeah, there's always three daily doubles.

895
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:03,760
No, there's three daily doubles.

896
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,760
There's two in each fucking thing.

897
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,760
I might have gone four, but anyway, it's a daily double.

898
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,760
1700. You're out of your fucking mind.

899
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,760
400.

900
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,760
400?

901
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,760
I'm thrifty like that.

902
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,760
I'm thrifty like that.

903
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,760
What is the treasure that

904
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,760
Indy searches for in the Last Crusade?

905
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:23,760
Oh, come on.

906
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,760
The Chalice. What is the Chalice?

907
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,760
Yeah, what is the Chalice?

908
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,760
What is it? What's it called?

909
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,760
The Fountain of Youth? No.

910
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:33,760
No.

911
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,760
I know what it is, but I don't remember what it was.

912
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,760
Can I just, can I say, I know I'm not

913
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:39,760
going to get points for it, but can I say it?

914
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,760
What's the Holy Grail?

915
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,760
Oh, that's what it was, yeah.

916
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,760
Jesus.

917
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,760
I knew it too, I just can't remember the name of it.

918
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,760
Alright, well,

919
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,760
we got to the final Jeopardy.

920
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,760
Shit, that was quick.

921
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,760
Megan's got 1300, Dan has

922
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,760
3300, Tyler has

923
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,760
6600, so you got

924
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,760
exactly half of Tyler again.

925
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:03,760
God damn.

926
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,760
Tyler, you have to

927
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:07,760
wager at least one dollar.

928
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:11,760
So, you just got to text me your wager.

929
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,760
Oh, I don't have my phone.

930
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,760
Oh, fuck.

931
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,760
God damn it.

932
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,760
I didn't know I was doing Jeopardy.

933
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,760
Fuck!

934
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,760
Would I have 3300?

935
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,760
Just tell me.

936
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,760
I don't know.

937
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,760
Just tell him, it's fine.

938
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,760
Or here, you can

939
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,760
send it to him.

940
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,760
You can send it to him on my phone

941
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,760
and delete it.

942
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,760
There you go, then delete the message.

943
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,760
Wait, no, let me just get my phone.

944
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,760
No, no, don't worry about it.

945
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,760
It's not a big deal.

946
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,760
Just give it to him in hand signals right now.

947
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:53,760
What if you look up?

948
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,760
What if you look up?

949
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,760
Actually, no, no.

950
01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,760
You got to tell us what the thing is.

951
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,760
What's the category?

952
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,760
Oh.

953
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,760
Category

954
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,760
is geography.

955
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,760
Oh, God.

956
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,760
I still

957
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,760
do my wager.

958
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,760
Did you text me?

959
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,760
I did.

960
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:19,760
Oh, okay.

961
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,760
What's your wager?

962
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:23,760
Uh, I'll go all in.

963
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,760
Just say, give him, we won't look.

964
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:27,760
You should probably just go all in.

965
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:29,760
Yeah, just all in.

966
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,760
Just blink.

967
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,760
This is the question.

968
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:35,760
This country lies closest to the

969
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,760
North Pole.

970
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:43,760
Oh, fuck.

971
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,760
Well, after you guys text me,

972
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,760
we'll get back at the answer.

973
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:51,760
Oh, God.

974
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,760
I don't know.

975
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:57,760
Got a rough guess, I guess.

976
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,760
Wait, what was the question again?

977
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,760
This country lies

978
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,760
closest to the North Pole.

979
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,760
Don't know how to spell it.

980
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,760
How do you spell that?

981
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,760
What the fuck are you talking about?

982
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,760
I don't know how to spell the country.

983
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,760
Is that how you...

984
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,760
No, that's not the spelling of it.

985
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,760
There it is.

986
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:23,760
I don't know how to spell.

987
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,760
What the fuck are you doing, Tyler?

988
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,760
All right, let's get Megan's answer.

989
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,760
Oh, Jesus, I don't know.

990
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,760
I'm still thinking about it.

991
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,760
You can't send the answer here.

992
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,760
Since my answer's already in,

993
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,760
just send it on my phone to Casey.

994
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,760
Well, I don't know yet.

995
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:41,760
Okay.

996
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,760
Well, you can see my answer.

997
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,760
I'm not looking at it.

998
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,760
I promise you I'm not looking.

999
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,760
I'm autistic on my part here.

1000
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:53,760
I'm not looking.

1001
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,760
Well, I misspelled it, but...

1002
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,760
I don't know how to spell.

1003
01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:59,760
Did we all spell it wrong?

1004
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,760
No, I said something

1005
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,760
that's very easy to spell.

1006
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,760
Okay, Megan says New Finland.

1007
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,760
Yeah.

1008
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:09,760
Yeah, I don't think so.

1009
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:11,760
You risked...

1010
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,760
You got zero.

1011
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,760
Dan says, what is Canada?

1012
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:17,760
That's incorrect.

1013
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:19,760
You risked it all. You're down to zero.

1014
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,760
Tyler says, what is Canada?

1015
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,760
You got one dollar.

1016
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,760
We both said Canada.

1017
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,760
Yeah, Tyler wins!

1018
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,760
Tyler wins with 59.99.

1019
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,760
Tyler wins!

1020
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,760
And the correct answer

1021
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,760
was Greenland.

1022
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,760
That was close.

1023
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,760
That was one of my guesses too.

1024
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,760
I thought Canada almost went all the way to the fucking...

1025
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:43,760
It does, but Greenland's closer.

1026
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:47,760
Wow.

1027
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,760
I said what, coal?

1028
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,760
Like, my own coal?

1029
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:53,760
Tyler, you tied up the score back up again.

1030
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:55,760
You got the three wins each with Dan.

1031
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,760
I should have, you know,

1032
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,760
more wins than that, but you know,

1033
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,760
the Soviet Union...

1034
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,760
The Soviet Union fucked me.

1035
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:05,760
The Soviet Union fucked me.

1036
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,760
The Germans fucked me.

1037
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,760
New Finland's not a country, honey.

1038
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,760
New Finland is in...

1039
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,760
It's a province of Canada.

1040
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,760
The Canadian territory

1041
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,760
of none of it

1042
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,760
lies closest to the North Pole.

1043
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:21,760
Greenland, the world's largest island,

1044
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,760
is also close to the North Pole.

1045
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,760
So which one's closer here?

1046
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,760
Greenland's closer to the geographical North Pole.

1047
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,760
Yeah.

1048
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,760
Let's see.

1049
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,760
Is Greenland or Canada closer to the North Pole?

1050
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,760
It says the Canadian territory

1051
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:37,760
is closer to the North Pole.

1052
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,760
It says the Canadian territory

1053
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,760
of none of it

1054
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,760
lies closest to the North Pole.

1055
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,760
No.

1056
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:47,760
That's what it says.

1057
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,760
Even if it did that, I would still win

1058
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,760
because I would have one dollar more to spend.

1059
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,760
I would still win by a smidge.

1060
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,760
I would still win by a smidge.

1061
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,760
I would still win by a smidge.

1062
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,760
What the fuck?

1063
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,760
The nearest land to the North Pole

1064
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,760
is a small island belonging to Greenland.

1065
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,760
Oh, okay.

1066
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:07,760
Well, I'm getting mixed answers here.

1067
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,760
I know.

1068
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,760
It's like, Spolk Art or something.

1069
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,760
I can't precisely say it.

1070
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:15,760
Well, at least he's better than Ali Mack.

1071
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,760
Tyler Wins!

1072
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,760
Dude, that art, man. He knows his kid.

1073
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:21,760
This boy knows his art!

1074
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,760
The nearest land is

1075
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,760
said to be

1076
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,760
Kelly Boothan Island

1077
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,760
off the Northern coast of Greenland.

1078
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,760
I got a little fucking

1079
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,760
trivia for you

1080
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,760
over here, Casey, because we're always in the hot seat.

1081
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,760
All right, hold on a sec.

1082
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,760
I should probably get back to my friend.

1083
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1084
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,760
Hey, we're your friends.

1085
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,760
We got friends to get back to.

1086
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:47,760
Yeah, but I see him every day.

1087
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,760
Who is this friend?

1088
01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:51,760
My friend Broly. Well, his name's Andrew.

1089
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:53,760
His name?

1090
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:55,760
You're okay with this, Casey?

1091
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:57,760
She's got to leave you to get back to her friend

1092
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,760
to play imaginary dinosaur games with?

1093
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,760
He's probably gay.

1094
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:03,760
All right, we're done with you.

1095
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,760
Actually... Dan, are you gay?

1096
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,760
Am I gay?

1097
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,760
Do I sound gay? Sometimes. Really?

1098
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,760
Yeah, your voice sometimes tells me that you're gay.

1099
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,760
Dude, somebody told me that before.

1100
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:15,760
I'm just fucking with you. I'm not actually saying that you sound gay.

1101
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,760
Ali Mack sounds more gay than you.

1102
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:19,760
Ali Mack does sound gay.

1103
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,760
Somebody literally told me that. Really?

1104
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,760
Yeah.

1105
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:25,760
Yeah, Ali Mack does sound gay. Sorry, buddy.

1106
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:27,760
You do.

1107
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,760
Thanks for coming on the podcast.

1108
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:31,760
Thanks for having me.

1109
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:33,760
All right, so...

1110
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,760
What...

1111
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760
Inspector Space Time.

1112
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:39,760
What is the only space shuttle to never actually go to outer space?

1113
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,760
The Challenger.

1114
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:43,760
Is it A, the Discovery,

1115
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,760
B, Atlantis,

1116
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,760
C, Endeavor,

1117
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,760
or D, the Enterprise?

1118
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,760
That doesn't make any sense.

1119
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:53,760
The Enterprise doesn't exist.

1120
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,760
It's fucking Star Trek.

1121
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,760
No.

1122
01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:59,760
Star Trek Enterprise.

1123
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:01,760
There's probably dozens of

1124
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:03,760
space shuttles that haven't been launched.

1125
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:05,760
So it's the only

1126
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,760
US space shuttle that never went to outer space?

1127
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,760
Never flew a space mission?

1128
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:11,760
That question doesn't make sense in my brain.

1129
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,760
Probably fucking Discover.

1130
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:17,760
I don't know.

1131
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,760
What do you say, Tyler? Discovery,

1132
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,760
Atlantis, Endeavor, or Enterprise?

1133
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:23,760
Discovery.

1134
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,760
Baaah!

1135
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,760
Enterprise never went to outer space.

1136
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:29,760
It's this! It's fucking Star Trek.

1137
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,760
It's on the Intrepid.

1138
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:33,760
I thought that would be a good

1139
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:35,760
trivia question.

1140
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,760
Because they're like, they're bringing it to New York City,

1141
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,760
and they're like all excited about it.

1142
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,760
And they're putting it on the Intrepid,

1143
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:43,760
you know, that ship with like all the airplanes on it.

1144
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:45,760
So the Barbie movie, Ken,

1145
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:47,760
starts a Kethno state.

1146
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:49,760
And that is a Ken

1147
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,760
ethno state.

1148
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,760
That sounds like something racist.

1149
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:55,760
No, it's

1150
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,760
a Kethno state.

1151
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,760
What the fuck is that?

1152
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,760
So, you know how I say I

1153
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:03,760
follow insane

1154
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,760
meme groups on Facebook with boomers and shit?

1155
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,760
So,

1156
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:09,760
I found one that says Lego

1157
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,760
Adults Only.

1158
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,760
And it's a bunch of boomers

1159
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,760
that post pictures of Legos

1160
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,760
that are sexual.

1161
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,760
Oh, dude, I just popped up on my Facebook today!

1162
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:21,760
Dude, it's so fucking weird!

1163
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:23,760
Oh my god!

1164
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,760
Dude!

1165
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,760
That's fucking crazy. I was thinking like,

1166
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,760
what kind of people fucking play with these?

1167
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,760
It's sick!

1168
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:33,760
It's these pictures.

1169
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,760
What the fuck is happening?

1170
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,760
Three tits on an alien?

1171
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:39,760
Bro, give me another trivia question.

1172
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,760
If I get it wrong, I'll take like a tiny bite

1173
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,760
of a ghost pepper.

1174
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,760
How many teeth does a mosquito have?

1175
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,760
I got one for you.

1176
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,760
How many teeth does a mosquito have, Casey?

1177
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,760
On a standard outlet,

1178
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:53,760
alright?

1179
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,760
One side of the plug is bigger than the other.

1180
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:57,760
Is it the right or the left?

1181
01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,760
Oh, fuck.

1182
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,760
Shit.

1183
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:03,760
Can't look!

1184
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,760
Can't look!

1185
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:07,760
The right or the left side

1186
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:09,760
is bigger than the other?

1187
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,760
Yeah, you know how you have to flip it around sometimes?

1188
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,760
The right's bigger.

1189
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,760
Fuck!

1190
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,760
It's the left.

1191
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,760
I said I've never thought about that in 33 years.

1192
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:21,760
I'm trying to plug something in today.

1193
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,760
You're 33?

1194
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,760
Yeah, 33.

1195
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,760
I told you this like 10 times.

1196
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:29,760
You're fucking 8 years older than me?

1197
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:31,760
Remember I said last time that I was 8

1198
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,760
when you were bored?

1199
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,760
Yeah, that's fucking wild to me.

1200
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:37,760
So you're 90?

1201
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,760
They say if you have ADHD, you're 7 years behind.

1202
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,760
So if I'm 7 years behind, I'm

1203
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,760
18.

1204
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:45,760
Yeah.

1205
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:47,760
Sounds about right, right?

1206
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,760
So I'm 24.

1207
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,760
Casey's really fucking doing it!

1208
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,760
Oh my god, he just took a bite

1209
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:55,760
of a ghost pepper. Dude, that wasn't even that good

1210
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,760
of a question. You didn't have to do that.

1211
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,760
Ugh!

1212
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:01,760
I got spit out!

1213
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:03,760
You just did that to yourself for no reason!

1214
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,760
There's no need for this.

1215
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,760
I got through this whole thing.

1216
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,760
Jesus Christ.

1217
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,760
Damn.

1218
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,760
Wait a minute, I'm 25, so

1219
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:15,760
minus 7 years, right?

1220
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,760
Yeah.

1221
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,760
So I'd be 18.

1222
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,760
That's what they say.

1223
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,760
I won trivia!

1224
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,760
That's hot!

1225
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,760
I won trivia!

1226
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,760
I need some sauce.

1227
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,760
What are their

1228
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,760
trivia questions?

1229
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,760
Casey's just

1230
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:37,760
torturing himself for getting that question wrong.

1231
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,760
So Dan, how many teeth does a

1232
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:41,760
mosquito have? How many teeth?

1233
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:43,760
They do have teeth. How many teeth

1234
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:45,760
do they have? I'm going to say

1235
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:47,760
77.

1236
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:49,760
That's not true.

1237
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,760
How many teeth?

1238
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,760
47.

1239
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:55,760
That was a good guess though.

1240
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:57,760
Imagine if I got that right.

1241
01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:59,760
I didn't even know they had teeth.

1242
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,760
I fucking hate mosquitoes. They're fucking

1243
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:03,760
vile. They're brutal. They're also

1244
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,760
disgusting.

1245
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,760
The

1246
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,760
disease,

1247
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:11,760
Lyme disease.

1248
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,760
What is that? Fucking root beer?

1249
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:15,760
Give me that shit. No.

1250
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:17,760
He took it.

1251
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:19,760
I just bit a ghost pepper, man.

1252
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:21,760
We didn't tell you to. You did this to yourself.

1253
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:23,760
Why can't I have a sip of root beer?

1254
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:25,760
Because it's my root beer. I bought it.

1255
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,760
Fuck!

1256
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:29,760
That makes it worse. Drink milk, you

1257
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,760
fucking psycho. I'll drink your fucking root beer

1258
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:33,760
if you let me have a sip. No.

1259
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:35,760
Can you stop slamming on it?

1260
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:37,760
You're fucking making our little frogs stop

1261
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:39,760
smoking. Alright,

1262
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,760
the disease, Lyme disease,

1263
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,760
is named after a city in which state?

1264
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,760
Lyme disease?

1265
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:47,760
Yeah. Lyme, Colorado.

1266
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:49,760
Fuck!

1267
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,760
New York.

1268
01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:53,760
Colorado, California.

1269
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:55,760
What is Arizona?

1270
01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:57,760
What is Turquoise?

1271
01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:59,760
What is Maine?

1272
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:01,760
Maryland.

1273
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:03,760
It's a state. It's a city in

1274
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:05,760
which state? Rhode Island. What is Rhode Island?

1275
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,760
What is Connecticut?

1276
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:09,760
Yes, Connecticut. Oh, yes!

1277
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:11,760
Listen.

1278
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,760
Oh, that's hot.

1279
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:17,760
You're out of control.

1280
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,760
Coffee? Somebody made a fucking

1281
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,760
pack of Marbreads in

1282
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,760
Legos.

1283
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:25,760
That's fucking awesome. This

1284
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:27,760
fucking page is wild.

1285
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,760
Coffee originated on which continent?

1286
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,760
Columbia.

1287
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,760
Meh.

1288
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,760
South America. Meh.

1289
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:37,760
Africa.

1290
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,760
Correct. Yes!

1291
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:41,760
Oh, damn!

1292
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:43,760
What the fuck is happening? Let me see that.

1293
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:45,760
No, it's Legos. Is that Lego porn?

1294
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:47,760
That's the juiciest Lego porn. Is that Lego?

1295
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,760
Yeah, this is what we were talking about. Me and Dan were talking about.

1296
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:51,760
This is like the Lego adults only.

1297
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,760
God, I just feel like

1298
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:55,760
things are getting out of hand

1299
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:57,760
after the pandemic. This one's for Dan.

1300
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,760
This is Granny

1301
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,760
Lego porn.

1302
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:05,760
This is happening. Link in description.

1303
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,760
Do they have that thing with

1304
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,760
Piper Perry?

1305
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,760
The five guys surrounding her?

1306
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,760
They do.

1307
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,760
How do you know her name?

1308
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,760
Because everybody

1309
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:19,760
knows her name. I don't know her name. I knew the

1310
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:21,760
picture. Everybody

1311
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:23,760
knows who Piper. Piper Perry is the fucking

1312
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,760
25 year old porn star that

1313
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:27,760
looks like she's fucking 15.

1314
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:29,760
I don't get that. I always go for

1315
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:31,760
porn. Yeah.

1316
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,760
Did you ever see Larkin Love?

1317
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:35,760
Not Larkin Love.

1318
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,760
Jesus Christ.

1319
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,760
Lovely Lilith. Have you ever

1320
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,760
seen that bitch? No.

1321
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:45,760
Let me show you this real quick.

1322
01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:47,760
Lovely Lilith. She has

1323
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:49,760
some

1324
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:51,760
massive manga

1325
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:53,760
Hongo Longos.

1326
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:55,760
I showed this

1327
01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:57,760
to one of my friends and he's like

1328
01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:01,760
how?

1329
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:03,760
Look at that shit.

1330
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:05,760
Oh, damn. Let me see.

1331
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:07,760
Let me see your phone.

1332
01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:09,760
What's her name? Lovely

1333
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:11,760
Lilith. Jesus Christ.

1334
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,760
That looks photoshopped.

1335
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,760
Those are real too. They're

1336
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:17,760
not fake. I mean,

1337
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:19,760
they're too big, but they're like

1338
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:21,760
as far as like really big

1339
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,760
boobs go,

1340
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,760
those are the best looking really big boobs I've ever

1341
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,760
seen. Because they still have

1342
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,760
some roundness to them. They do.

1343
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:31,760
Look at the other pictures on

1344
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,760
the Google Images.

1345
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,760
I left you on that one.

1346
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:41,760
Look at that. That's fucking

1347
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:43,760
That's like, it looks photoshopped.

1348
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:45,760
That's real. It looks fake. What the fuck?

1349
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:47,760
Yeah, that's real. Damn.

1350
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:49,760
Her back is fucked. Yeah.

1351
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:51,760
She must have a miserable life.

1352
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,760
She's also super short apparently.

1353
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:55,760
Yeah, that's just like

1354
01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:57,760
it's just too much.

1355
01:30:57,760 --> 01:30:59,760
You know, I can deal with that.

1356
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,760
Wow.

1357
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,760
It's just like fucking

1358
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:05,760
dude, like one of hers is like

1359
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,760
four of normal girls.

1360
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:09,760
Like weight wise.

1361
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,760
They gotta be like triple K's.

1362
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:13,760
Triple K's. What the fuck?

1363
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,760
Yeah, it's a problem.

1364
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:17,760
Yeah, it's too much. One hour of silence

1365
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,760
randomly interrupted by

1366
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:23,760
a Lego breaking sound effect.

1367
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:25,760
Yeah, but

1368
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:27,760
yeah, the random

1369
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:29,760
boomer groups. I just keep joining them because I want to

1370
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:31,760
keep finding insane things to show you guys.

1371
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,760
This is the dick

1372
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:35,760
Spider-Man.

1373
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,760
This is Spider-Man dick

1374
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,760
Legos.

1375
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:43,760
What else do we got?

1376
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,760
Then they have like just random actual

1377
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:47,760
Legos sets.

1378
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:49,760
And then there's shit

1379
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:51,760
like this. Some dude is a peeping Tom

1380
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:53,760
looking at a thing and then he gets shot

1381
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:55,760
by an assassin.

1382
01:31:57,760 --> 01:31:59,760
I don't know what's happening on this page.

1383
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:01,760
And I don't know why it was suggested to me.

1384
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:03,760
You said it was suggested to you too, right?

1385
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:05,760
Yeah, I just saw it

1386
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:07,760
for the first time today. Yeah, that's just fucking

1387
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,760
like that's what happened. There's Nazis

1388
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:11,760
apparently. They just have Nazi

1389
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,760
Legos.

1390
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,760
That's a thing. Just Nazi

1391
01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:17,760
Legos. Oh my God.

1392
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,760
Some autistic child

1393
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,760
in the back seat of the car

1394
01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:25,760
smiling with a bunch of Legos.

1395
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:27,760
Like what is this

1396
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,760
page? I feel like I shouldn't

1397
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:31,760
be here. I feel like

1398
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:33,760
I want to know more, but at the same time

1399
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,760
I don't like I feel like I don't want

1400
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,760
to. I don't

1401
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:39,760
want to look it up.

1402
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,760
I don't want to be on a record somewhere.

1403
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:43,760
I think

1404
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:45,760
you're good, bro. Mr. Lee, why don't you

1405
01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:47,760
come and have a seat here?

1406
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,760
So we pulled up some transcripts

1407
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:51,760
of this podcast you're on.

1408
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:53,760
Cowboy Ram Ranch.

1409
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:55,760
Ram Ranch.

1410
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:57,760
Oh, by the way, for the listeners,

1411
01:32:57,760 --> 01:32:59,760
if you want to transcript a poorly

1412
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:01,760
AI generated transcript

1413
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,760
of the podcast,

1414
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:05,760
oh man, my

1415
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:07,760
throat is burning still. If you go to

1416
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:09,760
our website at RSS.

1417
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:11,760
What the fuck is that?

1418
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:13,760
That looks like

1419
01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:15,760
herpes. Yeah.

1420
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:17,760
You can get a fucking transcript of

1421
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,760
the podcast.

1422
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:21,760
Yeah, that's fucking wild. I mean,

1423
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:23,760
I feel like transcripts,

1424
01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:25,760
aka evidence to be used against

1425
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:27,760
you in the court of law.

1426
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,760
Everything that we've said on this podcast

1427
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:31,760
is satire. We do not stand

1428
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,760
behind any of it. This is all

1429
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,760
jokes. We are

1430
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:37,760
not making anything like that.

1431
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:39,760
This is all jokes

1432
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:41,760
and cannot be held in a court of

1433
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:43,760
law. As we said,

1434
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,760
this is jokes.

1435
01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,760
You can't just keep saying that something is

1436
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,760
jokes and you can't just tell the court

1437
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:51,760
that they can't use it.

1438
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:53,760
I can't

1439
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:55,760
use the court of law.

1440
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,760
Look at a transcript from a prior person.

1441
01:33:57,760 --> 01:33:59,760
Oh shit.

1442
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,760
It's April 20th. Taylor's birthday.

1443
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,760
Hey, happy birthday, Hitler.

1444
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:05,760
No, let's not say this on that.

1445
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:07,760
Let's not say that on this podcast.

1446
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:09,760
All I'm saying is Germany had a pretty cool leader

1447
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:11,760
at one point.

1448
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:15,760
Did you actually say this? So you see this

1449
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:17,760
thing this week where that guy shot that girl,

1450
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,760
that 16 year old girl

1451
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,760
like being coming up the wrong drive.

1452
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:23,760
Oh yeah, I remember we were talking about.

1453
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:25,760
Dude, that's crazy.

1454
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:27,760
So that's what we were

1455
01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:29,760
looking for before though, the transcripts

1456
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:31,760
so that we could have the AI do an episode.

1457
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:33,760
Yeah. Found it.

1458
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:35,760
It took me a little bit.

1459
01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:39,760
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

1460
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:41,760
Found it.

1461
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,760
Did you actually

1462
01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:45,760
watch that video? I've never seen it.

1463
01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:47,760
What?

1464
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:49,760
What the fuck's that chick's name?

1465
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,760
Oh, the Piper Perry one?

1466
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:53,760
Yeah, I never saw it. I've never seen it

1467
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:55,760
either. I'm sure

1468
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:57,760
it's vile.

1469
01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:59,760
Because she looks so

1470
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:01,760
young, even though she's 25.

1471
01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:03,760
But.

1472
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:05,760
And there's so much bigger

1473
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:07,760
than she is.

1474
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,760
For

1475
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:11,760
those of you who aren't aware, it's

1476
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:13,760
five Terry Crews looking motherfuckers

1477
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:15,760
versus a girl

1478
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:17,760
that looks like she's 15, even though she's 25.

1479
01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:19,760
What the fuck?

1480
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:21,760
You know, the one where she's sitting on the couch

1481
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:23,760
and there's the five guys

1482
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,760
surrounding her. Five Terry Crews.

1483
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:27,760
Yeah. What's

1484
01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:29,760
fuck. Oh, dude.

1485
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:31,760
Hold on. What's the name of the name

1486
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,760
of the movie?

1487
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:35,760
It's a parody

1488
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:37,760
on Orange is the New Black.

1489
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:39,760
There's a movie about that?

1490
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:41,760
No, no.

1491
01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:43,760
The name of that movie that that comes from.

1492
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,760
I can't think of the name of it, but it's a

1493
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:47,760
parody of Orange is the New Black.

1494
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:49,760
Black is the New Black or

1495
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:51,760
something. I don't know.

1496
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:53,760
Hold on a sec.

1497
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:55,760
Piper Perry, Orange is the New Black.

1498
01:35:55,760 --> 01:35:57,760
It'll come up. I thought

1499
01:35:57,760 --> 01:35:59,760
Orange is the New Black was about lesbians in prison.

1500
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:03,760
How come like

1501
01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:05,760
fucking

1502
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,760
chicks that go to prison and they're lesbians, that's cool.

1503
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:09,760
But like, if a guy

1504
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:11,760
turns gay in prison,

1505
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:13,760
like that's not cool.

1506
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,760
Orgy is the New Black.

1507
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:17,760
You ever watch 60

1508
01:36:17,760 --> 01:36:19,760
Days in? I did, yeah.

1509
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:21,760
No.

1510
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:23,760
About the regular people who just sign up to go to jail

1511
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:25,760
and see what it's like. Yeah, they do that.

1512
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:27,760
That sounds like the worst idea ever.

1513
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:29,760
It is the worst idea. Like, people got

1514
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:31,760
like stabbed, I thought, didn't they, or some shit?

1515
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,760
Were you talking about people getting turned out

1516
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:35,760
in prison? Yeah.

1517
01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:37,760
Dude, that sucks.

1518
01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:39,760
But like, girls. You know, it's not gay

1519
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:41,760
though, man. I just, look, you gotta

1520
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:43,760
do what you gotta do to

1521
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:45,760
survive and if you gotta suck a little

1522
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:47,760
dick to get through your day, you

1523
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:49,760
know what I mean? You just do

1524
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:51,760
what you gotta do, man. You just gotta

1525
01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:53,760
What accent is that that you're using

1526
01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:55,760
for prisoners?

1527
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:57,760
I don't know. What? It sounds like

1528
01:36:57,760 --> 01:36:59,760
an urban accent.

1529
01:36:59,760 --> 01:37:01,760
No, no!

1530
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:03,760
You know what I mean? It's not gay though.

1531
01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:05,760
It's only gay. It's prison gay.

1532
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:07,760
It's only prison gay.

1533
01:37:07,760 --> 01:37:09,760
I think that's kind of racist, man.

1534
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:11,760
I'm not saying. Y'all feel me out here?

1535
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:13,760
You feel me, dude.

1536
01:37:13,760 --> 01:37:15,760
Look, it's

1537
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:17,760
only prison gay. Once you get out,

1538
01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:19,760
you ain't gotta keep doing it because you got

1539
01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:21,760
access to women. I mean, I know

1540
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:23,760
some guys that keep doing it, but

1541
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:25,760
you ain't gotta do that shit. You know what they say?

1542
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:27,760
You need a pack of cigarettes, you gotta

1543
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:29,760
suck a dick, you gotta suck a dick is all I'm saying.

1544
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,760
You know what they say?

1545
01:37:31,760 --> 01:37:33,760
Build a thousand bridges

1546
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:35,760
and suck one dick.

1547
01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:37,760
You're not a bridge builder, you're a dick sucker.

1548
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:39,760
That's right! Suck

1549
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:41,760
one dick and you're branded for life.

1550
01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:43,760
Let's welcome Don Lawn back to

1551
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:45,760
the podcast. Man, bro, that's

1552
01:37:45,760 --> 01:37:47,760
crazy, man. I have all about people doing

1553
01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:49,760
that crazy shit in prison.

1554
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,760
I have my neighbor went to prison there

1555
01:37:51,760 --> 01:37:53,760
and he's saying

1556
01:37:53,760 --> 01:37:55,760
he's saying some crazy shit

1557
01:37:55,760 --> 01:37:57,760
happened today. I don't really want to talk about it.

1558
01:37:57,760 --> 01:37:59,760
Don Lawn, what you been up

1559
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:01,760
to lately, Don Lawn, by the way?

1560
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:03,760
I've been shopping on eBay

1561
01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:05,760
and getting

1562
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:07,760
a lot of vintage video games

1563
01:38:07,760 --> 01:38:09,760
and shit. Pac-Man

1564
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:11,760
Don, same with Don Lawn.

1565
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:13,760
Don, what a

1566
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:15,760
Don.

1567
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,760
I got a new game, dude. I got a new game.

1568
01:38:17,760 --> 01:38:19,760
You been in prison, Don?

1569
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:21,760
I never been in prison. You ain't never been

1570
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:23,760
locked up? I ain't never did nothing

1571
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:25,760
illegal, though.

1572
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:27,760
Don, I feel like you smoke

1573
01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:29,760
a lot of weed.

1574
01:38:29,760 --> 01:38:31,760
I don't smoke nothing, Don.

1575
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:33,760
I don't do nothing.

1576
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:35,760
I just be eating a lot of food, that's my

1577
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:37,760
drug of choice. I love me some

1578
01:38:37,760 --> 01:38:39,760
pretty good. Don, if

1579
01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:41,760
one thing would put you in prison

1580
01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:43,760
for life, if you

1581
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,760
if something like was

1582
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:47,760
illegal, like something

1583
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:49,760
that you do in life,

1584
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:51,760
that you do so many times, if it was

1585
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:53,760
illegal, you'd be in jail for the rest of your life, what would it be?

1586
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:55,760
Probably eating Pringles,

1587
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:57,760
though.

1588
01:38:57,760 --> 01:38:59,760
That's it.

1589
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:01,760
I'll do that shit all the time. Don, how do you spell your name?

1590
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:03,760
D is

1591
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:05,760
a, D is a,

1592
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,760
What's a food

1593
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:09,760
that starts with D, doughnut? Domino's

1594
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:11,760
pizza. Oh, is it Oreo?

1595
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:13,760
DWI guy.

1596
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:15,760
DWI Tom.

1597
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:17,760
Damn, don't you have to feed that guy, dude?

1598
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:19,760
He's all over the billboards and shit,

1599
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:21,760
Don. Did he get DWI himself?

1600
01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:23,760
Yeah, he gets you out of the jab, dude.

1601
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:25,760
Damn, yeah, dude.

1602
01:39:25,760 --> 01:39:27,760
That's just crazy, Don.

1603
01:39:27,760 --> 01:39:29,760
Do you think that DWI Tom represented

1604
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:31,760
himself in court?

1605
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,760
I don't know, I heard he's like legit though.

1606
01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:35,760
He's really nice. Is he? Yeah, that's what I heard.

1607
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:37,760
Yeah. You know, if

1608
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,760
if I ever got a DWI, which I'm not

1609
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:41,760
going to get because I don't drink,

1610
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:43,760
I would want a guy

1611
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:45,760
who got a DWI

1612
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:47,760
himself and got off.

1613
01:39:47,760 --> 01:39:49,760
Right, right.

1614
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:51,760
You know what the biggest

1615
01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:53,760
thing that they use to get people off is?

1616
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:55,760
The number one defense.

1617
01:39:55,760 --> 01:39:57,760
Saying that they're not drunk.

1618
01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,760
What do you think it is, Casey? Number one defense.

1619
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:01,760
He had to ejaculate.

1620
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:03,760
I think the number one defense is that

1621
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,760
the tests aren't valid.

1622
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:07,760
Nope. What do they do?

1623
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:09,760
They're an addict.

1624
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,760
Really? Yep.

1625
01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:13,760
It's the number one defense. That's what my girlfriend told me.

1626
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:15,760
She's an addictions counselor.

1627
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:17,760
She's had to talk to Tominelli.

1628
01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:19,760
So if you get proved

1629
01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:21,760
that you are addicted to alcohol

1630
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:23,760
and you get a DWI. It's like one of the

1631
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:25,760
best ways to get off.

1632
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:27,760
How would you get off?

1633
01:40:27,760 --> 01:40:29,760
Because you're an addict. You go to

1634
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,760
If I'm a crack addict and I fucking stab a baby,

1635
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:33,760
that doesn't mean that it's because of the crack.

1636
01:40:33,760 --> 01:40:35,760
It means because I'm a fucking maniac.

1637
01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:37,760
Yeah, but not everybody who gets a DWI hurt anybody.

1638
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:39,760
It's just the potential

1639
01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,760
is there to hurt somebody.

1640
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:43,760
So stop it at the pass.

1641
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:45,760
I still think that

1642
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:47,760
DWI should be a person to person

1643
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:49,760
basis type thing.

1644
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:51,760
Because I've seen people

1645
01:40:51,760 --> 01:40:53,760
literally blow

1646
01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:55,760
a point fucking two.

1647
01:40:55,760 --> 01:40:57,760
Not a point oh eight,

1648
01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,760
but a point two. And they're fucking fine.

1649
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:01,760
They look like they're sober.

1650
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:03,760
You gotta have some standard though.

1651
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:05,760
You do. But like

1652
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:07,760
you're gonna be like, oh, this guy's got a really high tolerance.

1653
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:09,760
But like if somebody has

1654
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:11,760
a super high tolerance and they're just like

1655
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:13,760
you know, like a guy who drinks

1656
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:15,760
like fucking 20 plus beers

1657
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:17,760
a day. You still shouldn't drive.

1658
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,760
The answer is to just not drink

1659
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:21,760
and drive. I'm not saying

1660
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,760
drinking and driving is a good thing.

1661
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:25,760
But I think that there should be for

1662
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:27,760
some people who are like super like

1663
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:29,760
alcoholics, like

1664
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:31,760
in order to function they need to have like five.

1665
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:33,760
That doesn't sound like a good idea.

1666
01:41:33,760 --> 01:41:35,760
It doesn't sound like a good idea.

1667
01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,760
Your honor,

1668
01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:39,760
I'd like to present the defense here.

1669
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:41,760
Point three for alcoholics.

1670
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:43,760
He blew a point two.

1671
01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:45,760
But his friends all said that he was

1672
01:41:45,760 --> 01:41:47,760
perfectly functioning at the

1673
01:41:47,760 --> 01:41:49,760
party when he left.

1674
01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:51,760
He was answering trivia questions.

1675
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:53,760
He was... He was why he wasn't a lawyer.

1676
01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:57,760
The judge is gonna be like, oh,

1677
01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:59,760
you got a point there.

1678
01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:01,760
Jury?

1679
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:03,760
Jury?

1680
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:05,760
Ask, we'll ask

1681
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:07,760
our friend who's a lawyer if that's a

1682
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:09,760
good defense.

1683
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:11,760
We gotta get him on the podcast.

1684
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:13,760
Ask him some legit legal questions.

1685
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:15,760
Bro, it was so funny.

1686
01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:17,760
If I said that when he was here, you'd be like

1687
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:19,760
what the fuck are you talking about?

1688
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:21,760
I don't think that would work. So we have

1689
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:23,760
a bunch of people, like a bunch of us

1690
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:25,760
and like our guests on the

1691
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:27,760
show in a group chat. And I called

1692
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:29,760
the group chat the other day to see who's

1693
01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:31,760
coming to the podcast. And

1694
01:42:31,760 --> 01:42:33,760
our friend, Linsky,

1695
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:35,760
answered.

1696
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:37,760
The paramedic lawyer. And he was like, what is the purpose

1697
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:39,760
of this call?

1698
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:43,760
Come on a podcast, bro.

1699
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:47,760
That is such a lawyerly way to answer.

1700
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:49,760
What is the purpose of this call?

1701
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:51,760
What statue? I don't know what statue.

1702
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:53,760
Did you find it necessary?

1703
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:55,760
He didn't say it like being an asshole. He just like

1704
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:57,760
that's just how he answers the phone.

1705
01:42:57,760 --> 01:42:59,760
I love him for it.

1706
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:01,760
We need

1707
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:03,760
them to get some copyright

1708
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:05,760
law. Yeah.

1709
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:07,760
We don't even know about that.

1710
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:09,760
So what do you think of them?

1711
01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:11,760
Latina actresses. They're gorgeous,

1712
01:43:11,760 --> 01:43:13,760
right? Like who? You know,

1713
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,760
like, you

1714
01:43:15,760 --> 01:43:17,760
know, Dea Lupo. Who?

1715
01:43:17,760 --> 01:43:19,760
Who's that? She's a

1716
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:21,760
artist. How do you spell that?

1717
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:25,760
I think it's like D-I-U-P-L-U-P-A.

1718
01:43:25,760 --> 01:43:27,760
What?

1719
01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:29,760
D-I-U-P-L-U-P-A?

1720
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:33,760
That doesn't make any fucking sense.

1721
01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:35,760
Dea Lupo? You think that's her name?

1722
01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:37,760
What the fuck's that one chick

1723
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:39,760
from

1724
01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:41,760
Modern Family who's

1725
01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:43,760
married to Al Bundy in that show?

1726
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:45,760
Sofia Vergara? Yeah, she's hot.

1727
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:49,760
I really feel like Latina women have a

1728
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:51,760
unfair advantage when it comes to

1729
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:53,760
everything because they're just gorgeous.

1730
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:55,760
You know?

1731
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:57,760
That's why Ali Max not here.

1732
01:43:57,760 --> 01:43:59,760
And the guys, Latino.

1733
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:01,760
I mean, the guys either look like

1734
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:03,760
fucking Mario.

1735
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:05,760
They either look like George Lopez

1736
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:07,760
or they look like Ricky fucking

1737
01:44:07,760 --> 01:44:09,760
the fucking

1738
01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:11,760
what the fuck's that guy's name?

1739
01:44:11,760 --> 01:44:13,760
Ricky, fuck, who's the guy

1740
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:15,760
who sings that one? Ricky Martin.

1741
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:17,760
It's George Lopez or Ricky Martin.

1742
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:19,760
You don't have an in-between.

1743
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:21,760
Yeah, no, they're

1744
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,760
beautiful.

1745
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,760
It's not really a race.

1746
01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:27,760
Latino? Yeah, that's a race.

1747
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:29,760
Would you call it a race? Yeah, it's a race.

1748
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,760
In the drop down thing for race.

1749
01:44:31,760 --> 01:44:33,760
They just got it all going on.

1750
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:35,760
I feel like Latinos

1751
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:37,760
and Latinas have

1752
01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:39,760
some of the best genes

1753
01:44:39,760 --> 01:44:41,760
out there. They've got perfect skin.

1754
01:44:41,760 --> 01:44:43,760
It's right in between.

1755
01:44:43,760 --> 01:44:45,760
And they have sometimes, have you ever

1756
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:47,760
seen them with blue eyes? They look

1757
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:49,760
gorgeous.

1758
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:51,760
They have like a darker

1759
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:53,760
skin like a Latino with blue eyes

1760
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:55,760
or green eyes.

1761
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:57,760
That's beautiful.

1762
01:44:57,760 --> 01:44:59,760
Yeah.

1763
01:44:59,760 --> 01:45:01,760
They're beautiful people.

1764
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:03,760
Yeah, they really are. That's what we're all going to

1765
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:05,760
look like eventually.

1766
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:07,760
We're just going to be, we're all going to be

1767
01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:09,760
tan like that. You ever see the movie,

1768
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:11,760
you ever see Zendaya?

1769
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:13,760
The actress?

1770
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:15,760
She's Spider-Man's

1771
01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:17,760
girlfriend in the new movie?

1772
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:19,760
Yeah.

1773
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:21,760
I think that's like the where we're going

1774
01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:23,760
race wise. Zetaia?

1775
01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:25,760
Zendaya. Zendaya.

1776
01:45:25,760 --> 01:45:27,760
It's like that theory that

1777
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:29,760
in like 100, 200 years everybody will

1778
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:31,760
just be like have this like neutral

1779
01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:33,760
skin tone, like this brown skin tone.

1780
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:35,760
But it's not like black, it's not

1781
01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:37,760
white, it's kind of like a caramel.

1782
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:39,760
Caramel? Maybe that's already happened

1783
01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:41,760
before though in the past. As globalization

1784
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:43,760
happens, like

1785
01:45:43,760 --> 01:45:45,760
fucking globalists, we're going to

1786
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:47,760
become fucking assimilated.

1787
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:49,760
But the thing is,

1788
01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:51,760
if that was the thing, everybody would be

1789
01:45:51,760 --> 01:45:53,760
beautiful, you know?

1790
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:55,760
Yeah.

1791
01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:57,760
If that was the way, like if only

1792
01:45:57,760 --> 01:45:59,760
the best, the best like reproduced

1793
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:01,760
or like everybody,

1794
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:03,760
like only the best gene

1795
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,760
survived,

1796
01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:07,760
we would all be the most beautiful

1797
01:46:07,760 --> 01:46:09,760
and athletic people on the planet, like everybody.

1798
01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:11,760
Oh no, because...

1799
01:46:11,760 --> 01:46:13,760
But the thing is, I guess to a point

1800
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:15,760
that actually is a thing,

1801
01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:17,760
because if you look at like paintings from like

1802
01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:19,760
the fucking like

1803
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,760
1600 and shit, people looked

1804
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:23,760
ugly as fuck.

1805
01:46:23,760 --> 01:46:25,760
We don't just need athletic people, we need people

1806
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:27,760
that are smart. No, I'm saying

1807
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:29,760
like in nature,

1808
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:31,760
beauty is an actual

1809
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:33,760
trait that is

1810
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:35,760
what's not

1811
01:46:35,760 --> 01:46:37,760
dominant. But in the recent

1812
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:39,760
hundred, few hundred

1813
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:41,760
years, intelligence

1814
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,760
is more selected for than beauty.

1815
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:45,760
But the thing is, if you actually like look at

1816
01:46:45,760 --> 01:46:47,760
it like, people

1817
01:46:47,760 --> 01:46:49,760
have gotten more attractive

1818
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:51,760
over time, but people

1819
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:53,760
have also gotten a lot uglier.

1820
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,760
Like, I feel like, I feel like the

1821
01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:57,760
polar eye, like the polar opposites

1822
01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:59,760
have kind of like got

1823
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,760
better and worse

1824
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:03,760
at the same time. Because like,

1825
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:05,760
look at fucking people like Margot Robbie

1826
01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:07,760
and shit, like if you look at her, it's like that

1827
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,760
is fucking next level

1828
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:11,760
stratosphere. And you look at somebody like fucking

1829
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:13,760
Steve Buscemi,

1830
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:15,760
like you have these two

1831
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:17,760
fucking extremes on fucking the other ends.

1832
01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:19,760
Like, the people are getting fucking

1833
01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:21,760
more beautiful and more ugly.

1834
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:23,760
I think it's because the ugly people are breeding with

1835
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:25,760
ugly people and the beautiful people are breeding

1836
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:27,760
with more beautiful people. So it's

1837
01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:29,760
going to be a fucking, like, it's going

1838
01:47:29,760 --> 01:47:31,760
to be a society of just

1839
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:33,760
super like troll people and like

1840
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:35,760
elven like princesses.

1841
01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:37,760
It's

1842
01:47:37,760 --> 01:47:39,760
going to end up being Duns and Dragons because

1843
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:41,760
it's going to be fucking, we're going to have dwarf fucking

1844
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:43,760
like ugly dudes and

1845
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:45,760
fucking elven princesses. Eventually

1846
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:47,760
dude, it's I mean

1847
01:47:47,760 --> 01:47:49,760
what was I going to say about

1848
01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:51,760
that? What's her face? Who's the one

1849
01:47:51,760 --> 01:47:53,760
from Barbie? That's because girls be fucking

1850
01:47:53,760 --> 01:47:55,760
dating ugly dudes. Yeah,

1851
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:57,760
girls stop dating ugly girls. That's why

1852
01:47:57,760 --> 01:47:59,760
that's why fucking natural selection

1853
01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:01,760
doesn't happen for like the

1854
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:03,760
more beautiful people

1855
01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:05,760
because girls be dating ugly dudes.

1856
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:07,760
Yeah, she's pretty but without makeup, dude.

1857
01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:09,760
I don't think she'd be anything crazy.

1858
01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:11,760
No, I mean even without makeup she's still-

1859
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:13,760
Shut up Sobe.

1860
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:17,760
Shout out who? Sobes.

1861
01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:19,760
Who's that? Beepus.

1862
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:29,760
Oh fuck.

1863
01:48:29,760 --> 01:48:33,760
Like Jerry

1864
01:48:33,760 --> 01:48:35,760
Springer, he's a

1865
01:48:35,760 --> 01:48:37,760
he's a guy. He's not very

1866
01:48:37,760 --> 01:48:39,760
attractive.

1867
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:41,760
Jerry Springer was like 80.

1868
01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:43,760
Peewee Herman died. Yeah, that's

1869
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,760
wild. Yeah, you see that shit?

1870
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:47,760
Yeah, last thing I heard about him, he was jerking off

1871
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,760
in movie theaters. Movie theater, yeah.

1872
01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:51,760
You know, we've all been there.

1873
01:48:51,760 --> 01:48:53,760
Yep.

1874
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:55,760
Why aren't you allowed to jerk off in strip clubs?

1875
01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:57,760
You know? I mean

1876
01:48:57,760 --> 01:48:59,760
you are, bro. I think there's

1877
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:01,760
I think some of them- Keep shows.

1878
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:03,760
There's a shady one close to here.

1879
01:49:03,760 --> 01:49:05,760
Is there? Yeah, where

1880
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:07,760
you could go in a back room

1881
01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:09,760
and she would strip for you

1882
01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:11,760
and you would rub one out.

1883
01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:13,760
Yeah. I think that's illegal.

1884
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:15,760
So I heard. Is it?

1885
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:17,760
I think that's illegal. Why? There's no contact.

1886
01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:21,760
I guess it'd be like porn, I guess.

1887
01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:23,760
I don't know why it'd be illegal.

1888
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:25,760
I mean, I know at like some like

1889
01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:27,760
sex shops, they have like

1890
01:49:27,760 --> 01:49:29,760
the back rooms with like the things.

1891
01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:31,760
Maybe indecent exposure. Probably, yeah.

1892
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:33,760
Or something. But like

1893
01:49:33,760 --> 01:49:35,760
wouldn't like, if indecent

1894
01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:37,760
exposure was like enforced, wouldn't all

1895
01:49:37,760 --> 01:49:39,760
strip clubs be illegal? Oh yeah.

1896
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:41,760
Well, it's only indecent if it's a

1897
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:43,760
fucking guy doing it. It's true.

1898
01:49:43,760 --> 01:49:45,760
Women can actually go out in public without

1899
01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:47,760
shirts on. Can they? Yeah.

1900
01:49:47,760 --> 01:49:49,760
In New York state, it's completely legal for a woman

1901
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:51,760
to walk around without a shirt on.

1902
01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:53,760
No shit. That's fucking awesome.

1903
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:55,760
That's actually, that's like, look it up in New York state

1904
01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:57,760
law. It says that a woman could

1905
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,760
have exposed breasts in public

1906
01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:01,760
and not get in trouble. I mean,

1907
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:03,760
you could get in trouble for disturbing

1908
01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:05,760
the peace, but indecent exposure, that's

1909
01:50:05,760 --> 01:50:07,760
not a thing for that.

1910
01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:09,760
Because that's like sexist. Yeah. Right.

1911
01:50:09,760 --> 01:50:11,760
They had to take that one off the books.

1912
01:50:11,760 --> 01:50:13,760
Like whipping out your dick, that's indecent

1913
01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:15,760
exposure.

1914
01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:17,760
That'll stop a fucking party, bro.

1915
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:19,760
Everything's

1916
01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:21,760
going good. Girl takes her shirt off, party

1917
01:50:21,760 --> 01:50:23,760
gets better. Guy whips out his dick.

1918
01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:25,760
Everybody's like, like the music stops.

1919
01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:27,760
Like you're like,

1920
01:50:27,760 --> 01:50:29,760
Party's fucking over. Everybody's

1921
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:31,760
going home. Yeah.

1922
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:33,760
It's wild how it's that different.

1923
01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:35,760
All it takes is a dick to fuck things up.

1924
01:50:35,760 --> 01:50:37,760
But like if a pussy comes out too,

1925
01:50:37,760 --> 01:50:39,760
that's also indecent exposure. It's not

1926
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:41,760
aggressive though. I mean, it could be.

1927
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:43,760
A vagina's so much less aggressive.

1928
01:50:43,760 --> 01:50:45,760
Have you seen some vaginas? They're scary

1929
01:50:45,760 --> 01:50:47,760
looking. Because it's so, it's like

1930
01:50:47,760 --> 01:50:49,760
vague. You know? It's so

1931
01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:51,760
it just like kind of blends in.

1932
01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:53,760
You're like, oh, okay. You see a dick, you're like,

1933
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:55,760
I know exactly what that is.

1934
01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:57,760
Fucking aggressive.

1935
01:50:57,760 --> 01:50:59,760
It's like a fucking, it's like a

1936
01:50:59,760 --> 01:51:01,760
bull like. Before I knew. Like doing that thing

1937
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:03,760
with its head. Yeah.

1938
01:51:03,760 --> 01:51:05,760
When I was a kid and I didn't know what like

1939
01:51:05,760 --> 01:51:07,760
sex was or like the difference between

1940
01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:09,760
boys and girls, I just knew that girls had tits.

1941
01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:11,760
Like that's the only thing. I thought they had like

1942
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:13,760
the Barbie, like nothing.

1943
01:51:13,760 --> 01:51:15,760
I thought it was just like flat. And I'm like,

1944
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:17,760
what the fuck's going on? Because they wear like bikinis and I'm like,

1945
01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:19,760
there's, there's nothing there. Like

1946
01:51:19,760 --> 01:51:21,760
I didn't know when I was a kid, like there's

1947
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:23,760
there's something else there. Like when I was

1948
01:51:23,760 --> 01:51:25,760
a kid, I was like, do they just

1949
01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:27,760
not have anything there?

1950
01:51:27,760 --> 01:51:29,760
Dude, learning about

1951
01:51:29,760 --> 01:51:31,760
sex is just, it was

1952
01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:33,760
so awkward in my house because

1953
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:35,760
my parents are so religious.

1954
01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:37,760
And I

1955
01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:39,760
was actually on this

1956
01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:41,760
story. I read it. Oh

1957
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:43,760
no. I was on this read for like

1958
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:45,760
people who used to go

1959
01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:47,760
to the Jehovah's Witness Church.

1960
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:49,760
And they're telling stories.

1961
01:51:49,760 --> 01:51:51,760
Dude, they used to have this fucking book.

1962
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:53,760
It was called Young

1963
01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:55,760
People Ask. And

1964
01:51:55,760 --> 01:51:57,760
they, in it, they're taught, there's a section

1965
01:51:57,760 --> 01:51:59,760
on self abuse and masturbation.

1966
01:51:59,760 --> 01:52:01,760
Right? Wait,

1967
01:52:01,760 --> 01:52:03,760
self abuse and masturbation was in it?

1968
01:52:03,760 --> 01:52:05,760
Yeah, dude. And it shows this kid with his head down

1969
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:07,760
saying that, you know,

1970
01:52:07,760 --> 01:52:09,760
this is Timmy and he really struggles with

1971
01:52:09,760 --> 01:52:11,760
masturbation.

1972
01:52:11,760 --> 01:52:13,760
They call it self abuse.

1973
01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:15,760
And I just, dude, I thought

1974
01:52:15,760 --> 01:52:17,760
it was like the worst thing in the world. And I remember

1975
01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:19,760
9-11 happened.

1976
01:52:19,760 --> 01:52:21,760
And I'm like, fuck, dude, this

1977
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:23,760
is really the end. Armageddon's coming.

1978
01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:25,760
I'm going to die. I'm not. I'm going to jerk

1979
01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:27,760
off. Right? No, I'm like, dude,

1980
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:29,760
I'm, I gotta be done

1981
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:31,760
jerking off. I gotta stop.

1982
01:52:31,760 --> 01:52:33,760
Right? I can't be doing this. I'm sobered up.

1983
01:52:33,760 --> 01:52:35,760
I'm never gonna, I'm never, I'm

1984
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:37,760
gonna die. How old are you, like 12? Like 12.

1985
01:52:37,760 --> 01:52:39,760
Yeah. Yeah, I was only jerking off

1986
01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:41,760
at 12. So that's the hard thing. I was jerking off

1987
01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:43,760
at fucking 10 years old. That was a problem.

1988
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:45,760
Wow. That's really. Yeah. That's like

1989
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:47,760
I was shooting blanks. Like I wasn't even like, like

1990
01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:49,760
yeah. On this episode, Dan

1991
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:51,760
jerks off to 9-11. No, I did not

1992
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:53,760
say that. No, he did jerk off to the color purple though.

1993
01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:55,760
I did not say that. That's going to be in the goddamn

1994
01:52:55,760 --> 01:52:57,760
transcripts. I did not say that.

1995
01:52:57,760 --> 01:52:59,760
Dan jerked off to the color

1996
01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:01,760
purple. So, I

1997
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:03,760
know I didn't. It was an episode of Oprah.

1998
01:53:03,760 --> 01:53:05,760
She was looking fine that day. So

1999
01:53:07,760 --> 01:53:09,760
so the whole thing,

2000
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:11,760
like Jehovah's Witnesses believe that if

2001
01:53:11,760 --> 01:53:13,760
you like sin, you're

2002
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:15,760
you're gonna die at Armageddon and you're not

2003
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:17,760
gonna make it into paradise, right?

2004
01:53:17,760 --> 01:53:19,760
So. You guys suck. Yeah.

2005
01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:21,760
Not us. I'm not part of that. But

2006
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:23,760
you know, that's, that's what I

2007
01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:25,760
grew up believing. So dude, 9-11 happened.

2008
01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:27,760
I'm like. We're fucked. Fuck.

2009
01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:29,760
I gotta stop jerking off, dude. I stopped for like

2010
01:53:29,760 --> 01:53:31,760
an entire week jerking off

2011
01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:33,760
just because I thought Armageddon

2012
01:53:33,760 --> 01:53:35,760
was coming. One whole week.

2013
01:53:35,760 --> 01:53:37,760
And then, did I ever tell the story

2014
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:39,760
about how my friend was like, my friend

2015
01:53:39,760 --> 01:53:41,760
got caught beating his fucking knee?

2016
01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:43,760
No. And so he didn't know what to say.

2017
01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:45,760
He was autistic, right? We were friends. He was

2018
01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:47,760
16. I was like 12.

2019
01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:49,760
So. How friendships work.

2020
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:51,760
Yeah. So

2021
01:53:51,760 --> 01:53:53,760
he got caught beating off and

2022
01:53:53,760 --> 01:53:55,760
he told his mom. He got freaked

2023
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:57,760
out and didn't know what to say. And he's like, oh well, Dan

2024
01:53:57,760 --> 01:53:59,760
does it more. So his fucking

2025
01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:01,760
mom pulls me aside at church and she's

2026
01:54:01,760 --> 01:54:03,760
like, so James told me

2027
01:54:03,760 --> 01:54:05,760
that's your self-abuse. That

2028
01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:07,760
you have a problem with

2029
01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:09,760
masturbation.

2030
01:54:09,760 --> 01:54:11,760
And I was like.

2031
01:54:11,760 --> 01:54:13,760
Bro. I mean.

2032
01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:15,760
Yeah. I don't know that it's a

2033
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:17,760
problem. I

2034
01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:19,760
do it. And she's like, well,

2035
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:21,760
if you need help stopping,

2036
01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:23,760
we're here for you.

2037
01:54:23,760 --> 01:54:25,760
She's trying to fuck you, bro.

2038
01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:27,760
No. She was not.

2039
01:54:27,760 --> 01:54:29,760
She was dead serious.

2040
01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:31,760
This is a very

2041
01:54:31,760 --> 01:54:33,760
serious issue and you need to stop.

2042
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:35,760
I mean, I never tell the story

2043
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:37,760
of like the time, like when I had

2044
01:54:37,760 --> 01:54:39,760
my dad, like was just like.

2045
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:41,760
We need to have a conversation.

2046
01:54:41,760 --> 01:54:43,760
Oh yeah. The awkward drive.

2047
01:54:43,760 --> 01:54:45,760
No, but before that, before that,

2048
01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:47,760
like this was like before

2049
01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:49,760
that, like the first time that I got caught with

2050
01:54:49,760 --> 01:54:51,760
like shit on the computer. I didn't know

2051
01:54:51,760 --> 01:54:53,760
clearing my history was.

2052
01:54:53,760 --> 01:54:55,760
Boobs.

2053
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:57,760
Pretty much like I was like, I was like

2054
01:54:57,760 --> 01:54:59,760
that. And then I went on to YouTube and I typed

2055
01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:01,760
in girls kissing

2056
01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:03,760
girls.

2057
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:05,760
And I'd watch that for like 15 minutes

2058
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:07,760
and I'm like, yo, this is pretty cool.

2059
01:55:07,760 --> 01:55:09,760
And then I'd be like

2060
01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:11,760
girls touching other girls.

2061
01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:13,760
And like

2062
01:55:13,760 --> 01:55:15,760
it just progressed like back

2063
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:17,760
back in the day where like YouTube, you could

2064
01:55:17,760 --> 01:55:19,760
actually have that.

2065
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:21,760
But like

2066
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:23,760
it was really funny

2067
01:55:23,760 --> 01:55:25,760
because like, like my parents

2068
01:55:25,760 --> 01:55:27,760
apparently found that out and like my

2069
01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:29,760
parents were sitting at like the, the

2070
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:31,760
like

2071
01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:33,760
have a conversation and I'm like, fuck

2072
01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:35,760
and they're like, so

2073
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:41,760
we found some pretty

2074
01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:43,760
grotesque searches

2075
01:55:43,760 --> 01:55:45,760
on the internet.

2076
01:55:45,760 --> 01:55:47,760
And I'm like, uh, wasn't

2077
01:55:47,760 --> 01:55:49,760
me. I don't know

2078
01:55:49,760 --> 01:55:51,760
what you're talking about. It might, it might have been somebody

2079
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:53,760
else, but wasn't me.

2080
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:55,760
And they're like, like

2081
01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:57,760
we, yeah, it was you.

2082
01:55:57,760 --> 01:55:59,760
I'm like, nope. Why are there 52

2083
01:55:59,760 --> 01:56:01,760
visits to horse come duck?

2084
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:07,760
But like, like when I was

2085
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:09,760
like in like my teenage years,

2086
01:56:09,760 --> 01:56:11,760
like, and I was like real bad with that.

2087
01:56:11,760 --> 01:56:13,760
Like you ever get to the

2088
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:15,760
point where you were like on like

2089
01:56:15,760 --> 01:56:17,760
page like fucking 30 of

2090
01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:19,760
like Pornhub and you're just like

2091
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:21,760
no,

2092
01:56:21,760 --> 01:56:23,760
no.

2093
01:56:23,760 --> 01:56:25,760
Dude, yeah, used to be, used to be

2094
01:56:25,760 --> 01:56:27,760
problematic. You get to like

2095
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:29,760
page 30 and like you'd start getting to like

2096
01:56:29,760 --> 01:56:31,760
some like real weird shit, like at page

2097
01:56:31,760 --> 01:56:33,760
30. And you're just like, nope.

2098
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:35,760
Nope.

2099
01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:37,760
And like, it's like fucking

2100
01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:39,760
inflation fetish and

2101
01:56:39,760 --> 01:56:41,760
inflation fetish. You never heard

2102
01:56:41,760 --> 01:56:43,760
that one? No. Dude, these people

2103
01:56:43,760 --> 01:56:45,760
are fucked up. They like, they get in like

2104
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:47,760
it's pretty much like a ball like that you're

2105
01:56:47,760 --> 01:56:49,760
sitting on, but they blow themselves

2106
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:51,760
up inside like the ball and

2107
01:56:51,760 --> 01:56:53,760
they fucking like whack off inside like

2108
01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:55,760
a fucking like bouncy ball thing. It's fucking

2109
01:56:55,760 --> 01:56:57,760
wild. I thought something like this

2110
01:56:57,760 --> 01:56:59,760
was when you fucking. No, there's multiple

2111
01:56:59,760 --> 01:57:01,760
there's multiple inflation fetishes

2112
01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:03,760
because there's like ones where like they stick like

2113
01:57:03,760 --> 01:57:05,760
a fucking like, like they get, it's like

2114
01:57:05,760 --> 01:57:07,760
a, I guess a hentai thing where they stick like

2115
01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:09,760
a fucking like pump up someone's ass

2116
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:11,760
and they pump up their entire body

2117
01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:13,760
till they look like a balloon. And like

2118
01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:15,760
some people get off to that shit.

2119
01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:17,760
Dude, there are some weird

2120
01:57:17,760 --> 01:57:19,760
ass fetishes like furries. Have

2121
01:57:19,760 --> 01:57:21,760
we ever talked about furries on the podcast?

2122
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:23,760
Extensively. I fucking hate

2123
01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:25,760
furries. Furries are a problem.

2124
01:57:25,760 --> 01:57:27,760
Like, like. I think

2125
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:29,760
it's just autism. Like

2126
01:57:29,760 --> 01:57:31,760
Lola Bunny ruined an

2127
01:57:31,760 --> 01:57:33,760
entire group of human beings.

2128
01:57:33,760 --> 01:57:35,760
Lola Bunny. Yeah, from Space Jam.

2129
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:37,760
Oh yeah.

2130
01:57:37,760 --> 01:57:39,760
Like that sent people down

2131
01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:41,760
some dark paths. It's fucking hot, dude.

2132
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:43,760
Remember when we said which character, which cartoon

2133
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:45,760
character would you fuck? Yeah. And mine was

2134
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:47,760
her. Yeah. Gosh. I think

2135
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:49,760
you're just the, you're a starting furry, bro.

2136
01:57:49,760 --> 01:57:51,760
Lola Bunny

2137
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:53,760
porn. Oh, God.

2138
01:57:53,760 --> 01:57:55,760
There's so much of that.

2139
01:57:55,760 --> 01:57:57,760
Oh, my God. I was a big Jessica

2140
01:57:57,760 --> 01:57:59,760
Rabbit guy, actually.

2141
01:57:59,760 --> 01:58:01,760
You know, from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

2142
01:58:01,760 --> 01:58:03,760
Oh, damn. Yeah.

2143
01:58:03,760 --> 01:58:05,760
What's going on there?

2144
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:07,760
What's going on here?

2145
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:09,760
There's a lot of shit going on

2146
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:11,760
here. This is like

2147
01:58:11,760 --> 01:58:13,760
doomscrolling again.

2148
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:17,760
All right. You know what?

2149
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:19,760
We're going to take another break

2150
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:21,760
and maybe

2151
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:23,760
we'll be back.

2152
01:58:23,760 --> 01:58:25,760
That's kind of cool.

2153
01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:27,760
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast.

2154
01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:39,760
Welcome back to

2155
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:41,760
Untitled Podcast.

2156
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:43,760
The final

2157
01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:45,760
curtain.

2158
01:58:45,760 --> 01:58:47,760
What's that?

2159
01:58:47,760 --> 01:58:49,760
We're just playing the song.

2160
01:58:49,760 --> 01:58:51,760
No,

2161
01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:53,760
it's just the end of the episode.

2162
01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:55,760
So here's what I really want

2163
01:58:55,760 --> 01:58:57,760
to see from you this week. I want to

2164
01:58:57,760 --> 01:58:59,760
fucking email

2165
01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:01,760
Untitled Podcast 73

2166
01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:03,760
at Gmail dot com.

2167
01:59:03,760 --> 01:59:05,760
Please fucking email us.

2168
01:59:05,760 --> 01:59:07,760
For the love of Jesus Christ.

2169
01:59:07,760 --> 01:59:09,760
Email us with your fucking

2170
01:59:09,760 --> 01:59:11,760
tits. If you're above age.

2171
01:59:11,760 --> 01:59:13,760
We want to see hot sauce

2172
01:59:13,760 --> 01:59:15,760
on your tits.

2173
01:59:15,760 --> 01:59:17,760
Elijah's

2174
01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:19,760
red hot ghost pepper sauce.

2175
01:59:19,760 --> 01:59:21,760
I don't even want to see your tits.

2176
01:59:21,760 --> 01:59:23,760
You're probably not great looking.

2177
01:59:23,760 --> 01:59:25,760
Just email

2178
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:27,760
us a

2179
01:59:27,760 --> 01:59:29,760
picture of anime

2180
01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:31,760
tits.

2181
01:59:31,760 --> 01:59:33,760
Yeah.

2182
01:59:33,760 --> 01:59:35,760
Yeah, be good.

2183
01:59:35,760 --> 01:59:37,760
Like us on Facebook

2184
01:59:37,760 --> 01:59:39,760
and Twitter.

2185
01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:41,760
I mean X.

2186
01:59:41,760 --> 01:59:43,760
Like us on X, X, X.

2187
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:45,760
Tentacion.

2188
01:59:45,760 --> 01:59:47,760
Do we have any likes on Facebook?

2189
01:59:47,760 --> 01:59:49,760
Yeah.

2190
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:51,760
You know the It Will Kill guy?

2191
01:59:51,760 --> 01:59:53,760
The It Will Kill guy from

2192
01:59:53,760 --> 01:59:55,760
Forge and Fire?

2193
01:59:55,760 --> 01:59:57,760
I followed him on our Facebook page

2194
01:59:57,760 --> 01:59:59,760
just to see what would happen.

2195
01:59:59,760 --> 02:00:01,760
You followed a

2196
02:00:01,760 --> 02:00:03,760
class E celebrity.

2197
02:00:07,760 --> 02:00:09,760
Yeah, so like us on fucking X

2198
02:00:09,760 --> 02:00:11,760
and Facebook.

2199
02:00:11,760 --> 02:00:13,760
And

2200
02:00:13,760 --> 02:00:15,760
do it your way.

2201
02:00:15,760 --> 02:00:17,760
Absolutely brother. As always,

2202
02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:19,760
be kind to yourselves. And each other.

2203
02:00:19,760 --> 02:00:21,760
Oh, we out.

2204
02:00:21,760 --> 02:00:23,760
Switch it up

2205
02:00:23,760 --> 02:00:25,760
this week. For all we

2206
02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:27,760
know, robots have souls. We just

2207
02:00:27,760 --> 02:00:29,760
don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

2208
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:31,760
Have you ever

2209
02:00:31,760 --> 02:00:33,760
been a cyborg or a robot?

2210
02:00:35,760 --> 02:00:37,760
You think we were the first ones

2211
02:00:37,760 --> 02:00:39,760
to inhabit this planet?

2212
02:00:39,760 --> 02:00:41,760
Fuck no.

2213
02:00:41,760 --> 02:00:43,760
No, no, we are

2214
02:00:43,760 --> 02:00:45,760
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

2215
02:00:45,760 --> 02:00:47,760
Yes, we are.

2216
02:00:47,760 --> 02:00:49,760
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

2217
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:51,760
Extended

2218
02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:53,760
episodes.

2219
02:00:53,760 --> 02:00:55,760
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

2220
02:00:55,760 --> 02:00:57,760
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

2221
02:00:57,760 --> 02:00:59,760
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

2222
02:00:59,760 --> 02:01:01,760
Oh, they're killing

2223
02:01:01,760 --> 02:01:03,760
all the already born babies and

2224
02:01:03,760 --> 02:01:05,760
selling them to the Chinese.

2225
02:01:05,760 --> 02:01:07,760
That's just amazing.

2226
02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:09,760
Somewhere in China,

2227
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,760
in some base,

2228
02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:13,760
There are super soldiers that are at least

2229
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:15,760
9 or 10 feet tall.

2230
02:01:15,760 --> 02:01:17,760
They have bread

2231
02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:19,760
and super soldiers.

2232
02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:21,760
Then they are extraterrestrials? They are aliens.

2233
02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:23,760
I do not

2234
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:25,760
agnoseate with them.

2235
02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:27,760
What the fuck.

2236
02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:28,640
One...

2237
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:31,560
RAAAARGHHHHH!

2238
02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:33,680
RAAAAAARGHHHHH!

2239
02:01:33,680 --> 02:01:43,680
We gotta go to the fucking moon because J-J-JMK got assassinated by the fucking government!

2240
02:01:43,680 --> 02:01:46,000
He got killed by the CIA!

2241
02:01:46,000 --> 02:01:48,640
JFK was killed by the government!

2242
02:01:48,640 --> 02:01:53,920
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

2243
02:01:53,920 --> 02:01:56,160
You feel bump bump bump BEEEEEEEEP

2244
02:01:56,160 --> 02:02:01,280
nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the government has

2245
02:02:01,280 --> 02:02:09,360
taken it to the next level with the birds they know what birds are going to

2246
02:02:09,360 --> 02:02:13,120
cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna

2247
02:02:13,120 --> 02:02:16,940
make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them because they know

2248
02:02:16,940 --> 02:02:20,360
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be a fucking bitch

2249
02:02:20,360 --> 02:02:24,520
you can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell

2250
02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:32,920
you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord

2251
02:02:54,520 --> 02:03:13,480
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying

2252
02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:19,320
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit

2253
02:03:19,320 --> 02:03:29,320
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time doing this shit

2254
02:03:29,320 --> 02:03:34,520
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit

2255
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:38,520
George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

2256
02:03:38,520 --> 02:03:40,520
he's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit

2257
02:03:40,520 --> 02:03:42,520
just don't fucking get it okay

2258
02:03:42,520 --> 02:03:44,520
everybody like

2259
02:03:44,520 --> 02:03:46,520
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there

2260
02:03:46,520 --> 02:03:48,520
fuck Trump right?

2261
02:03:48,520 --> 02:03:50,520
he's not the actual fucking leader

2262
02:03:50,520 --> 02:03:52,520
it's George Soros

2263
02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:54,520
it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk

2264
02:03:54,520 --> 02:03:56,520
it's everyone out there

2265
02:03:56,520 --> 02:03:58,520
everybody says

2266
02:03:58,520 --> 02:04:00,520
everybody

2267
02:04:00,520 --> 02:04:02,520
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for him

2268
02:04:02,520 --> 02:04:04,520
the actual government is trying

2269
02:04:04,520 --> 02:04:06,520
the actual new government

2270
02:04:06,520 --> 02:04:08,520
which is George Soros and all his fucking

2271
02:04:08,520 --> 02:04:10,520
Nazis who are actually the ones that are

2272
02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:12,520
fucking all of them

2273
02:04:12,520 --> 02:04:13,520
the queer politicians are paid off by the fucking bill

2274
02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:15,520
the pain fucking

2275
02:04:15,520 --> 02:04:41,220
The bate