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This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations.

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I'm here with Tyler and new special guest Dan Parley.

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Oh my god.

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Other Dan.

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New Dan.

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New Dan, we replaced him.

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He's been out on a tour for a year.

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Tour of duty.

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I think we can turn down the music now.

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It's fading, bro.

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It's fading.

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It's a fade.

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It's a fade.

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We're all wearing hats.

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I got a comment on my hat today from my family.

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They're like, your hat's falling apart.

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Maybe it's time to replace it.

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I'm like, no, I've had this hat for seven years.

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It may have holes in it.

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It may look like shit, but I'm going to keep wearing it.

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I should have brought my pope hat.

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I should have wore one of those in Somalia.

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Spread Christianity.

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God bless.

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Bro, so tell us about your fucking tour.

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Oh, bro.

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Fuck, you ever have sand all the way up in your ass crack

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that you shit it out more of your sand than you've ever seen in your life?

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I feel like that'd be a problem.

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It was a problem.

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I saw the medic about it.

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He was like, dude, where are you putting the sand?

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How is it up there?

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No, it was just really hot every day.

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Although it was really cool at night.

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Got down to the low 70s. It was really nice.

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I'm guessing it was like a hot, humid weather.

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Well, compare it to the humidity here.

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It was like that.

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Texas was worse.

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Texas was like anywhere from like 10 to 20 percent humidity.

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That's where I got bloody noses.

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In Somalia, I didn't.

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If you go from our humidity to Somalian humidity back to Texas humidity,

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you're going to get bloody noses.

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Yeah, because Texas has like zero.

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It's horrible. Fuck Texas.

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I'm never going back there again.

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But yeah, Somalia, we got there.

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We got to Djibouti first.

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And then we took a C-130 down to Somalia.

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And as soon as you got there,

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and as soon as you got off the plane after being in Texas

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and then landing in Somalia, or not Somalia, Djibouti.

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Djibouti, where's that?

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It's north of Somalia.

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So if you look on a map, Somalia is like the northeastern tip of Africa.

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It's called the Horn of Africa.

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So I'd recommend you Google Maps that shit so you can get an image of what I'm talking about.

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Casey's real bad at geography.

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Yeah, so the Horn of Africa.

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Are you kidding me?

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No, I'm not. I'm a king at geography, just not of the US.

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I couldn't even get where Ohio was the other day.

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Ohio's pretty close.

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Yeah, I feel like one of the things I know a lot about.

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Okay, where's China then?

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What do you mean where the fuck is China?

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Where's Sri Lanka?

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It's in fucking East Asia.

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Do you know where Sierra Leone is?

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I know Sri Lanka is off India.

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Where's Sierra Leone?

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Sierra Leone.

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That's in Africa, right?

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Well, one point.

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What part of Africa? North, south, east, west?

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That's going to be west.

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Okay, good.

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What's wrong with Sierra Leone?

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It's a place that's hot.

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Aside from the massive child warfare that's happening.

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Probably poverty, warfare, and the constant mutilations of all the other people in the villages.

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Oh, it's a country?

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Okay, I see. It's by Guinea, Liberia.

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I'll go there.

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You think you could point to it on a map if you didn't look at it?

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What?

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Close your eyes.

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I want to go right there.

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You assholes.

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I literally asked you fucking geography questions and you get them fucking wrong.

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Hey, listen.

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I got it right. I know where I was.

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I was there.

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That fucking him and Ali Mac.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. I get it right. Ali Mac is absolutely retarded.

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I agree.

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You listen to the episodes where Ali Mac fucking plays who wants to be a millionaire.

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It's one of the funniest things because he's so stupid.

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He argues with himself.

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Ask him anything about early American history.

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And he just loses his mind.

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It was just genocide after genocide.

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You're not wrong, but which part?

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Also, every single episode we ask him who's on Mount Rushmore and he still can't tell us.

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Every time.

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Like he gets George Washington, Lincoln, Trump.

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And like he just can't figure out after that.

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Jimmy Carter.

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It doesn't fucking learn. It's like a non sentient AI.

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You could just Google it for next time.

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Like if it's a repetitive question, expect it.

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Have it ready on your phone.

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It's like write it on your head.

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The human sent iPad.

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It doesn't learn to fucking read.

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It's kind of like.

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Fuck, what's that thing?

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Oh, when fucking Beetlejuice is like spell red.

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R.E.D.

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Wrong.

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I said red, not red.

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So Tyler, what's this shit about fucking acid in fucking 9-11?

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Oh, so this video.

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Oh boy.

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So I got it recommended to me because I fucking like watched one video on Joe Rogan talking about DMT.

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So I just get a whole bunch of like drug trip like like videos recommended to me.

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And, you know, obviously if they sound interesting, I watched them.

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You do drugs, bro.

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Damn, bro. Do you love this episode?

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So I was watching one and the fucking title of the video was called the man who did acid on 9-11.

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And I'm like, what?

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Honestly, I would click that.

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So I saw that and I'm like, OK, and the first picture that comes up is just the second plane hitting.

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I'm like, oh, that's that's not what I was expecting to see.

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Setting the tone real quick.

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And he's just like, so it wasn't the guy himself.

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It was a guy reading the story of the guy.

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But this guy, he's like, listen, he did acid like he went to New York City on September 8th of 2001.

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And like he was there for like vacation with his buddies or something like his buddies lived in Brooklyn.

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OK, so he was like going there and he's like, this isn't the first time that he's tripped.

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He said he's tripped like a whole bunch of times.

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But he was like, that was the fucking first time.

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Dude, that'd be brutal.

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I don't know what he saw while he was tripping like watching the planes like, oh, dude, it gets fucking nuts.

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Was it like so he's like Superman?

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You've never even tripped.

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You haven't tripped either.

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You haven't tripped.

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I tripped over my foot the other day.

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OK, me?

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I don't do drugs.

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I don't.

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But I don't contone drugs either.

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This is just an interesting condone.

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Condrone.

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Assholes.

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If you love drugs, email us on title podcast 73 at gmail.com.

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Please email us.

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Tell us the drugs.

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We're totally not watched.

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So we like the guy like basically did like the whole like pre things for like the first couple days.

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He is in New York City.

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So on September 10th at midnight, they took they took their first hit of acid and they said it was just like a normal like, you know, like trip.

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They were like, you know, seeing stuff.

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They went up to the roof and looked at the Manhattan skyline when they were when they were like, you know, high and they're like, whoa, man, dude.

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So they said they were sitting up on the roof like all night and then like it got to be around, you know, five o'clock, six o'clock in the morning.

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And they're coming down, so they took another drop of acid.

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Of course.

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So they they were cooking by the time that the first plane hit.

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And they said that they were like they weren't outside when it first happened, but they felt like the entire building shake and they thought it was the drugs.

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And they're like, whoa, man, what's going on, dude?

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And then they fucking like just farted and shook the building.

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And they like went upstairs because like they just heard a whole bunch of people going up the stairs.

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So like they went upstairs.

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They just imagine like being like one of the worst days in American history and you're high off your ass.

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You just tripping balls around all of the people who are stone sober, just like scared and sobbing.

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So they go up there and he says like he looks at the building and the smoke is like turning into animals faces and people's faces and like centipedes and shit.

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And he's like he's like he's like I could see the smoke and a smoke was alive.

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He saw like faces and shit in the smoke, like yelling and screaming and like the fire was turning like emerald green, he was saying.

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And he's like looking at it and like the skyline when the smoke was going into it, the sky turned black, he said.

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Like and he's like looking at it and he's like, fuck, man, some serious shit over there.

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The devil just got released and he was just sitting there and he's just like, whoa.

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And then the second plane hit and he said when he saw the second plane hit, it looked like a kaleidoscope hit the building because when the building got hit, he said,

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when the explosion went out the other side, he said it looked like the colors of a kaleidoscope exploding out into the city.

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And then he said all he heard because then like everything went silent and he said he felt like he could hear everybody in the building screaming at the same time.

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That's not a sound I want to hear ever.

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And he said that like it lasted for fourteen minutes of just screaming.

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I guess that's how long it took for a lot of people to perish and he's just like fuck, man, George Bush blow up the fucking buildings to.

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Yeah, I wonder if he was, you know, imagine this right.

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This guy was tripping balls, right?

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And then if someone else started tripping balls as they jumped out the window and they could communicate all that be fucked.

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That would be fucked, dude, like as they're just falling like that 10 second drop or however long it took them to get from like the top floor to the bottom.

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I think it was a good like 15 seconds.

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Yeah, like that's a conversation right there.

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Yeah.

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And then I went down another rabbit hole and started watching 9 11 as it happened.

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And it was like an hour and 15 minute long video of like fucking from when the first plane hit until like the day afterwards.

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And it was a fucking really heartbreaking thing to watch because I never saw this specific angle of it.

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And the second the second tower was falling and they were running away from the cloud.

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And one of the firefighters from New York literally just ripped off his like his his pack and he ripped off his helmet.

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He smashed it on the ground and he just fell onto the ground to started crying.

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And I'm like, that's fucked up.

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I've seen a lot of angles of that because they showed it to us many times because like it's a big thing for us in the military.

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Like that was what really sparked off the last 20 years of any kind of real fighting that we've had.

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And it's like it is huge in our culture.

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So like seeing a lot of angles and a lot of different like media of it's like, oh, it hits different.

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Also, I think especially being from New York, it hits a little extra hard to home for us.

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Because like I've talked to people from like other parts of the country and they're like, it was like bad.

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But like they don't have like the same like like none of the connection to it.

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Like even then, I was talking about it versus someone who lives in the city is different, is very vastly different.

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I mean, on that scale, it's like it's like us talking to someone from California versus like them talking to someone like us.

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You know, one of the planes was hijacked when it was like almost over like Albany.

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Yeah. The Corning Tower was actually the the the tip off point where they did that.

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And like my dad, my dad swears to this day because my dad was working as a state worker down in in Albany at the time.

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And he said, like, and back then you had to go out and like put coins into the to the to the parking meter every like couple hours or else you get like a ticket.

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And those motherfuckers in Albany are ruthless with parking tickets.

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But he was like he was like putting in the things and he's like looked up into the sky and he still says like and he swears up and down.

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And like my dad isn't like one to like make up a story like that.

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And like he like looked at he said he looked up because he heard like a plane and he's just like, what the fuck?

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He looked up and he said he saw a jumbo jet turn like this. Yeah.

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I like to like a fighter jet maneuver type thing. I don't know about you as well.

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And he says and he kind of says like, I've never seen a plane do that.

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He's just like that was that was really lower than normal.

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It was he said like it was like, you know, a little bit lower than normal.

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But he said that like it like turned because it followed because the the the corn tower was where it like they knew where to turn down.

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And they went down the Hudson River from from Albany.

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Like taking it right where you need to go. Yeah.

237
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Yeah. I'd say if they took off in Boston and they were all they were probably like twenty thousand feet.

238
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,800
Yeah. Like not up to their cruising altitude yet.

239
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,800
Yeah. So probably halfway. Yeah. Those planes like cruise like thirty five thousand feet.

240
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So yeah. Five to forty. Yeah.

241
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,800
But he said like when he saw that it like turned sideways.

242
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:12,800
Yeah. If you can see the details of it turning, it's no higher than like since you left, I've become like very into planes.

243
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,800
He's on the plane. Show me your model. I want to help you.

244
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:23,800
So fucking like I say train or plane train. Show me your model plane.

245
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,800
I mean, he plays Microsoft Flight Simulator.

246
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,800
Listen, you should really get on DCS.

247
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,800
Me and Delaney are into that ship.

248
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,800
Yeah. Are you into like actually commercial airliners or like fighter planes?

249
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,800
Both. Well, I like you play any like sims.

250
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,800
A flight sim. Twenty twenty.

251
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800
You should like do you have a hotas?

252
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,800
What do you have a hotas? Oh, yeah.

253
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,800
I have the controller with the thrust and the stick.

254
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,800
Yeah, that's a hotas. It's not I don't know if that's that brand. It's something like that.

255
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,800
No, hotas is what it's called. It's like I don't remember what it stands for.

256
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,800
Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

257
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,800
But like I have one of those too because I play a game called DCS World.

258
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,800
It's on Steam. It's a flight game.

259
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800
Yes. Oh, it's all fighter jets, though.

260
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,800
And every button inside the cockpit is interactable.

261
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Oh, it's very and you can actually like they have proper manuals about the planes.

262
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,800
You can actually learn how to cold start, hot start and do all this cool shit with them.

263
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It's on a weird topic. I don't know how to fly.

264
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,800
I know how to fly. I could just hop into an F16 right now on a weird topic off of that.

265
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,800
Do you know how to fly commercial jets?

266
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,800
No. I mean, I could probably go sit up in the cockpit one day.

267
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800
I'll be like, hey, buddy, I'm here to learn.

268
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:40,800
Teach me crash course. Did you ever do you ever see like the I think it was like, is it World of Tanks or something like that?

269
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,800
Like they they leaked classified info on Tanks Thunder.

270
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That was that one.

271
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Yeah. And they leaked classified information.

272
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Be like, no, this tank actually works this way.

273
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,800
Yeah. The US government was like, what the fuck are you doing?

274
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Some dumb kid, literally, because he some I don't I think he was actually in the military.

275
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:07,800
And I mean, yeah, because they leaked classified details on tanks.

276
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:12,800
Yeah. He he was in I don't remember what I think he was actually in the military.

277
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,800
I don't remember what branch probably the army, the only one who has tanks as much to my knowledge.

278
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,800
And he leaked these documents about the Abrams.

279
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,800
I think it was and to win an argument argument.

280
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,800
He leaked it on Reddit. So it's on there forever.

281
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,800
You can't clean that off. You can still find it.

282
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It's very hard to, but you can still find it because the the cybersecurity of the military kind of watches for that stuff.

283
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800
So it's like keywords and pings.

284
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I don't know the full story. I'm one Avros tank manual.

285
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,800
Yeah, I'm not a cybersecurity analyst.

286
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,800
I don't know how the hell they do it, but they do it.

287
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,800
Yeah, they clean it off Reddit. Yeah.

288
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But this kid just to win an argument with someone and War Thunder, by the way, the company who makes it is I believe it's a Russian company.

289
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Yeah, you can Google that.

290
00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,800
And they're honestly really good about not having bias in the game.

291
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,800
Yeah. So they're historically accurate and actual like specs are mostly accurate.

292
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Like the public, you can still get a published manual and description of what the M.R. Abrams and the most recent model of it.

293
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I don't know what the newest like is anyone is.

294
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I think it's like the A three or four.

295
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:22,800
I don't know what the fuck it is, but the army or the military also just came out with a new striker type vehicle for like light assault.

296
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It's replacing the Bradley and instead of having that 20 millimeter autocannon, it's got like a 105 cannon on the top of it.

297
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They just put a turret on as opposed.

298
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,800
But yeah, you could find these documents online.

299
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It's public knowledge.

300
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,800
Like you can Google like the manual for it.

301
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:46,800
It's going to have certain parts redacted and a lot of detailed information about weapon systems, electronics and capabilities.

302
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,800
Yeah, that's not going to be in there.

303
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,800
It's going to tell you what it has.

304
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Like it's the main cannon.

305
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,800
You can look at it and measure it with a measuring tape.

306
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,800
You like, yeah, that's a cannon.

307
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800
That's 120 millimeter cannon.

308
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,800
Yeah, dude, like you can just check Google it.

309
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,800
But this kid decided to publish actual classified shit.

310
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,800
And it's like it wasn't even just like because there's multiple levels of classification.

311
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,800
There's like unclassed, which is like color coded.

312
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Unclassed is not public, but it's I can get to it.

313
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Then there's like secret, which I can get to as well.

314
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,800
And there's top secret, which I can't get to.

315
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,800
I don't have a TS clearance.

316
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,800
So it's like this kid published like and then there's different levels of top secret clearance.

317
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,800
It's like fucking six different levels of that.

318
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800
I don't even know.

319
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:37,800
So like this kid published, I don't even know what level of TS clearance this was, but he published it on fucking Reddit.

320
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,800
Actually, this is why the tank actually works.

321
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:48,800
I remember how long it was up for, but then it made it up to his chain of command and they they managed to track him through his username on Reddit.

322
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,800
This kid got just fucking destroyed.

323
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,800
And I don't know if he's still a member of society.

324
00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:02,800
I think he might be in Leavenworth. Leavenworth, by the way, for those who don't know, is the military prison.

325
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,800
He's never getting out.

326
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,800
Yeah, you're going to be in there for a while.

327
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800
It's usually for war criminals.

328
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,800
Just imagine that guy going in for leaking.

329
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,800
He's just like, oh, I'm with the bad, bad guy.

330
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,800
Yeah, you're in there with people who went to Fort Hood.

331
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,800
I'm sorry.

332
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,800
It's not Fort Hood anymore.

333
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,800
I don't know what the fuck it's called.

334
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,800
Yeah, it's some.

335
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,800
Fort Kaventkazov. I don't fucking know.

336
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,800
Because it was named after a Confederate general or something.

337
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,800
Yeah, they renamed like 10 military installations.

338
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,800
Oddly enough, Fort Drum is still Fort Drum, also known as the armpit of the fucking world and nobody wants to go there.

339
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,800
But I go there all the time because it's fucking horrible.

340
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,800
But yeah, this kid leaked this shit.

341
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,800
It got taken down.

342
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:53,800
But the people who run the game are like, uh, we're not going to put that.

343
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800
Hey, thanks for the information.

344
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,800
It's really helpful to the game and all, but we legally can't use this.

345
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:06,800
I think they should like put out like a disclaimer being like, hey, guys, don't leak classified information.

346
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,800
They did immediately afterwards.

347
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:13,800
They're like, hey, for the sake of your own safety, don't leak any classified documents.

348
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,800
We have our own way of getting this information legally.

349
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,800
Don't leak classified information.

350
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800
We don't need your help.

351
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800
So yeah, that happened.

352
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800
It's worth it.

353
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,800
It looked like it was a lot of fun.

354
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800
I play the game.

355
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800
I put too many fucking hours in.

356
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800
I think I've got like 300 hours.

357
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,800
I mean, I have nothing compared to the amount I've played the game for years.

358
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,800
My blood sugar.

359
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,800
Okay, don't die.

360
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,800
If you die, like I'm not an EMT anymore.

361
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,800
I am.

362
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:46,800
He is like, I have a general knowledge of what I do, but like, I'm just going to beat you over the head with the microphone until you come back to life.

363
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,800
So you might be able to answer this.

364
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,800
Why the fuck does the military name everything M1 M like this?

365
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,800
Like, I don't remember what the M's.

366
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,800
I think it's just model, but they used to name.

367
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,800
So the tanks also have like a name.

368
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:05,800
So the M1 Abrams or like the Patton, the Pershing, the Sherman tank.

369
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,800
I can't remember what it was.

370
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,800
Helicopters are named after in Native American tribes.

371
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,800
Yeah, like if that is PC anymore, I don't give a shit.

372
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:18,800
But anyway, Native Americans tribes is is all helicopters.

373
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:27,800
Planes are I want to say they're just types of snakes or various reptiles because you've got like the Viper.

374
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,800
I don't really know because I thought the Viper was a was a was a helicopter.

375
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800
No, it's F16 Viper.

376
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,800
Cobra.

377
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800
Yes.

378
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,800
That's the Marine Corps attack helicopter.

379
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,800
But then there's the the F15 fighting Eagle or whatever.

380
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,800
I don't remember if it's the Eagle or not. But yeah.

381
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800
And then the A10 Warthog.

382
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,800
I don't know what the hell the planes are named after.

383
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,800
Just fucking animals.

384
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,800
Animals found in the States, I guess.

385
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,800
I don't know.

386
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:54,800
And then tanks are named after old generals, I believe.

387
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,800
And then ships are named after typically states.

388
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,800
Yeah.

389
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800
Typically states.

390
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,800
And with a few exceptions.

391
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800
The Midway and shit like.

392
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800
Yeah.

393
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,800
I think Midway the territory, isn't it?

394
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,800
I don't actually know.

395
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,800
I don't know if that's a territory.

396
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,800
Midway Island. Yeah.

397
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800
Because territory is the U.S. territory.

398
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,800
It became a territory really quick after World War II.

399
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,800
My uncle, my uncle was stationed and so was my grandfather.

400
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,800
My great grandfather were stationed on the Midway.

401
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,800
So that's the only reason why I know the Midway ship.

402
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:31,800
Not to backtrack too far, but HOTAF stands for Hands on Throttle and Stick for your knowledge.

403
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Anyway.

404
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Anyway.

405
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,800
Yes.

406
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800
So I have the.

407
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,800
Fuck yeah.

408
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Thrust and then the stick.

409
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,800
I just remember like seeing like the fucking.

410
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
Oh, the M1 Grand.

411
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
I believe it's just model.

412
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,800
But I guess that's a Google.

413
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,800
That's the question for Google.

414
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,800
Google will tell you anything you want.

415
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,800
And they have like the M16, the M4, the M4A.

416
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800
I think the new rifle coming out.

417
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800
I think they're going to call it the M5.

418
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,800
No, the new rifle.

419
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,800
They already have the contract set.

420
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:00,800
It's going to be.

421
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:05,800
It's testing in Special Forces right now because Special Forces and Ranger Bat always get all the new stuff first.

422
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:10,800
Then Active because again, it is going to get it and then we're going to get it in like a decade.

423
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,800
Maybe more.

424
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,800
It took us.

425
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Made by SIG now, isn't it?

426
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,800
Yeah.

427
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,800
Sig Sauer's got the contract because Colt's no longer an American owned company.

428
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,800
Really?

429
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,800
Colt got sold to the Czechs.

430
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,800
Really?

431
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800
Yep.

432
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800
I didn't know that.

433
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,800
I believe it was the Czechs.

434
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800
I'm pretty sure.

435
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,800
But Colt's no longer American.

436
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:34,800
So it is the Sig MPX Spear is the new service weapon and the new replacement for the 249 and the 240 is a boss.

437
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,800
Ass weapon.

438
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,800
Really?

439
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,800
It's oh my God.

440
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,800
If you if you know the YouTuber like Grantham and all.

441
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,800
Yeah.

442
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,800
Yeah.

443
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Check out his videos on the new stuff because he does them on the Sig MPX Spear, which is the new service weapon and the new automatic belt fed, which is also the new squad automatic weapon.

444
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,800
So are they going to phase out like the M4 and shit?

445
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Yes.

446
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,800
Are they just going to keep that kind of like as like arsenal?

447
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:09,800
They'll probably end up keeping it for a couple of decades because it took us you know we were still using the M16.

448
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,800
To like the 90s.

449
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,800
Vietnam era weapon.

450
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,800
No we still have them.

451
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800
Really?

452
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800
I trained with them in basic training.

453
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800
Oh my God.

454
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,800
I had M16s in basic training and even in Iraq and Afghanistan we had M16s.

455
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,800
Usually they were the like M16A1s, which were the auto automatic variant I think.

456
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,800
M4A1 is the automatic variant, which is what we have now.

457
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,800
We had the burst fire up until a few years ago and then what they did was really stupid.

458
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Instead of actually changing the lower receiver like a brand new one.

459
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,800
Yeah.

460
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,800
They would instead just put Xs on burst.

461
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,800
They just crossed it out and wrote automatic.

462
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:52,800
And the way you just switch a weapon from burst to automatic if it has that feature, they literally just shaved part of the pin off.

463
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,800
They're like there you go.

464
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,800
They just took a grinder and were like.

465
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,800
Yeah, it's good.

466
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,800
Send it off boys.

467
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,800
American ingenuity.

468
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,800
I know I talk about this every episode.

469
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,800
Did you see that video of the nine year old girl who shot her gun structure in the head with an Uzi?

470
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,800
I have seen that.

471
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800
It's fucking insane.

472
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,800
I'm a shitty person, but I laughed at that the first time I saw it.

473
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,800
And I'm like, why would you give a nine year old a fucking Uzi retard?

474
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,800
This is your fault.

475
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,800
This is entirely your fault.

476
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,800
You deserve this.

477
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800
You 100% deserve this.

478
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:28,800
And then I always fucking followed up that you ever seen to do with the 44 Magnum who was shooting it.

479
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,800
And then he didn't realize that the recoil did it.

480
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,800
And it went back and blew off his entire head.

481
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:40,800
I've seen the ones where people shoot like the Smith and Wesson 500.

482
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800
Yeah.

483
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:48,800
And the recoil on that, if you have weak wrists, like really little wrists, it will break your wrist or fracture it at the very least.

484
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,800
You need to have control over that.

485
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,800
Like there's always a thing at gun ranges.

486
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800
It's kind of a common sense thing.

487
00:26:54,800 --> 00:27:03,800
If someone has never handled that caliber of weapon or they don't look like they have, give them one round, especially if it's a revolver that can kick back like that.

488
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:10,800
Because the way you prevent them from kicking it back and blowing their head off on it is having only one round.

489
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,800
Because the way the gun works, you pull the trigger and then it bounces and your hand rotates too.

490
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:20,800
And your hand will come down to try and instinctively grab it and your fingers still there.

491
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,800
So it'll pull the trigger again.

492
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800
Yep.

493
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Yeah.

494
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
Yeah, that happens.

495
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:34,800
But so, yeah, I've seen those videos and I'm like, that's really great for that person.

496
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,800
That's really great.

497
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,800
I was down in Florida when I went down for my grandfather's funeral.

498
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,800
It was also my birthday.

499
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Happy birthday?

500
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Yeah.

501
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,800
So I went down.

502
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,800
So it was for your happy birthday.

503
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:53,800
And we went to the gun ranges down in Florida, which are way different than the gun ranges up here.

504
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Oh, yeah.

505
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,800
And you can find a gun range up here.

506
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Dude, they were fucking awesome.

507
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,800
We got a, I got a AK-47 full auto that I got to shoot.

508
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,800
That was fun.

509
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,800
I got a M1911.

510
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,800
M1911?

511
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800
You mean just the 1911?

512
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,800
The original like fucking like the original Colt 1911.

513
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,800
Yeah.

514
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800
I want one of those so bad.

515
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,800
Dude, they're so fucking fun.

516
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,800
To get a restored one, like an original true Colt one, they're expensive as all hell.

517
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,800
Yeah, because I was shooting that, but it fucking kept jamming because it was so old.

518
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,800
They didn't take care of it.

519
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800
They put too many rounds into it.

520
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,800
If you take care of those things and properly like maintenance them, they will never die.

521
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800
They'll never jam.

522
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
They'll always be fine.

523
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,800
Because I was doing it and it was like fucking, and I was like, oh, I'll get the jam out in my hand.

524
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800
I'll get the jam out.

525
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800
And I'm like, I'm at a gun range.

526
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800
I'll let the gun man.

527
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,800
They like it when you put it down.

528
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,800
Yeah.

529
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:52,800
I kind of did like a, it like the slide locked and I was just like, I was like, I was about to like, you know, take the slide off.

530
00:28:52,800 --> 00:29:00,800
And I'm like, see now me, I'd be saying, they're like, I will take care of that thing myself.

531
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,800
I was going to.

532
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,800
And then I'm like, this isn't my weapon.

533
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,800
This is not my weapon.

534
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:13,800
And I'm like, I put it down and I kind of like was like, yeah, they like it when you were, when you don't touch the stuff that's not yours.

535
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800
You're like, I just may have broken this.

536
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Maybe they should fix it for me.

537
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,800
But yeah, like I've only been to a couple of ranges.

538
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,800
There's a nice one in right across in Troy.

539
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Yeah.

540
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
It is the one across the bridge there.

541
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800
That one is an indoor range.

542
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800
Yeah. I've been there.

543
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,800
They don't.

544
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800
We're so because you can't get an automatic.

545
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,800
We did full auto indoors in Florida.

546
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Yeah. That you need your pro for that.

547
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,800
That sucked.

548
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,800
Yeah. I was wearing like the fucking headphones that they gave like the ear, the earmuffs that they gave us.

549
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Yeah. Fucking sucked.

550
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,800
I was just like, oh my God.

551
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,800
If you're shooting indoors, like even outdoors, like we were two sets of ear.

552
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,800
We were the inner stuff like, yeah, foamies or you were like the nights.

553
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,800
Excuse me.

554
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,800
Where the nice stuff like the good like surefire stuff or whatever brand you have.

555
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,800
I have a nice set of those with like a tab that you pop in and out so you can hear.

556
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,800
And I also have my own set of outer ear.

557
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800
So yeah.

558
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,800
So I have stuff that's mounted on my helmet and I have a set that's not that has a headband like these.

559
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:22,800
And then I have a specific one that I take only to the range if I'm not wearing a helmet or not connected to a radio.

560
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,800
So yeah, if you're indoors, you need to wear to you need to wear the inner end.

561
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,800
No, they just gave me the head.

562
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,800
I was like they just they were probably already deaf.

563
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,800
And that's why.

564
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,800
What?

565
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800
I don't know.

566
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800
I was just like this.

567
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,800
And I'm like, this is way louder than because I'm like I was used to shooting like fall.

568
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,800
I was outdoors.

569
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,800
Yeah. And I'm like, it's indoor.

570
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,800
So it's going to be louder.

571
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,800
And I'm like, whatever.

572
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,800
And I bet they didn't have proper sound protection on the walls.

573
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,800
Oh, no, it was funny to absorb.

574
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
It was like this.

575
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,800
Like this.

576
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,800
I like I had hearing damage.

577
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800
I've had I have hearing damage over the years.

578
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,800
I have tinnitus.

579
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800
So my ears just like ring ring every now and then.

580
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Like usually it's one at a time and it'll just go deaf and I'll have a hear.

581
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:16,800
I'll just have ringing and it will just be like anywhere from like 30 seconds to a minute long of just deafening ringing like this.

582
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,800
I'll notice it coming on like I'll start to lose the hearing really slowly.

583
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,800
It's like it's like a 10 second process.

584
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800
The hearing goes away.

585
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,800
I'm like, oh, tonight is tech.

586
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,800
Here it comes. And then the ringing starts and I can't hear anything.

587
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
It happened to me.

588
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,800
I was playing games the other night and it happened.

589
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:36,800
I was talking to a buddy and he's and I'm like and I had directional sound in the game.

590
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,800
Oh, fuck that.

591
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:43,800
So I'm like, I can't hear anything on my left side right now because my tinnitus is trying to kill me.

592
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800
So there was that.

593
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:53,800
But yeah, like I have been very I was very good about it over the deployment of wearing proper hearing protection to my best of my ability until, you know,

594
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,800
someone fired a 50 caliber sniper rifle right next to me.

595
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800
They fired the M108 Barrett.

596
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800
Oh, my God. Right.

597
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,800
I was on the sniper tower with our snipers and they just shot this bear right next to me.

598
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Mike, how?

599
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Thanks for the warning.

600
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:17,800
And he was like, yeah, I'm just that bleeding because I knew they were going to shoot because I was shooting the one of the smaller rifles they had the 300 wind mag, which I love that one.

601
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
I'm going to buy that rifle.

602
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,800
It's a it's a really nice rifle, too, and I think the model of it is like they tested it.

603
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,800
It's like the most accurate stock rifle out of the box.

604
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800
Really? So it's a solid rate.

605
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:35,800
It's a Remington 700 and 300 win mag inherently is a very good round.

606
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,800
Some will argue it's not.

607
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800
But yeah, so I like that rifle.

608
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800
I'm going to get one and you can get different chassis for it.

609
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,800
I'm sure cool shit.

610
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:50,800
Someone fired this Barrett right next to me with no warning and I'm like, tell me that was an ND so I can kick your ass.

611
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,800
So I can just throw you off this tower.

612
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
Asshole.

613
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Dude. Oh, my God.

614
00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaking of I was watching Doomsday Preppers the other day because it's fucking hilarious and they had this fucking lunch and then they think like these 40 foot shipping containers in the backyard.

615
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,800
Their whole backyard is just shipping containers together.

616
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:13,800
And I was like, all right, and like this guy built like this big ass fucking complex in the middle of Texas.

617
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800
He's like, it's called the Alamo.

618
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800
I'm like, okay.

619
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,800
And fucking he like he like co co preps with this other dude.

620
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:33,800
Remember the Alamo when the world ends and he's like he co preps with this other dude and like they were like doing like firearms training.

621
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:41,800
They had like a tower on like their fucking property because they're fucking insane and like they're both in the things and it was one of the fucking funniest things ever.

622
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:47,800
He just goes Target acquired Tom and then you see a rack of fucking right.

623
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800
It's like, oh, fuck.

624
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:54,800
And then he just goes three, two, one.

625
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:59,800
And then like the fire and it makes like the fucking ringing tonight is sound in like the fucking like camera.

626
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:05,800
And like I have some hearing like not nearly as bad as you do, but like I get like I get like the ringing.

627
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,800
Yeah, but like I can still hear.

628
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,800
Yeah, but like it fucking like they did that and it just shows the guy on the ground going.

629
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,800
And the paramedic who's like I'm like I'm like seems he's like you're not bleeding out of your ear.

630
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800
Yeah, that's fine.

631
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,800
That's what they look for.

632
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800
If you start bleeding on your ears, then it becomes a problem.

633
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,800
Yeah, but they're like you're you're okay.

634
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,800
He's just like and then he gets up and he throws up.

635
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,800
He's like I wasn't expecting that was too much.

636
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:40,800
That's like someone who's never been exposed to like that loud of a sound for that shockingly loud that also you can feel it.

637
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:48,800
Yeah, you can feel it, especially if you're like if you're near the barrel of there, the break, the breach of because it goes outwards.

638
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,800
Yeah, the compensator of a a Barrett.

639
00:34:51,800 --> 00:35:05,800
It's it's designed so that it actually blows back so that pushes the force forward and it does a lot less damage on your shoulder like I have a 50 caliber Barrett and one away as less kick in the shoulder than a 12 gauge.

640
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,800
Really?

641
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,800
Yeah, I never fired a 50 cal.

642
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,800
It's a lot of fun.

643
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800
If you ever the chance take it.

644
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800
I had a chance when I was in Pennsylvania because they have like the outdoor gun ranges there.

645
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800
Yeah, but it was a hundred.

646
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800
So free as far as you can open carry in that state.

647
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:27,800
Yeah, I didn't know that, but it was a hundred and fifty dollars per shot for you and I'm like a hundred and fifty.

648
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,800
Yeah, I have never done smelling salt.

649
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,800
It's a tradition for guests to do one rip of them.

650
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:42,800
It's either that or a fucking.

651
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:48,800
It's either it's either that or thanks for doing it right in front of me and that makes me really want to do it even more now.

652
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,800
Carolina, I've done this so many times.

653
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,800
This is like the fucking strongest one there is.

654
00:35:52,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Why would you can't be like like eased into this like I mean if you want like you know like three different bottles of them.

655
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800
You put lube on when you put it in.

656
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800
Let me compare.

657
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,800
Let me see how this one is.

658
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,800
This is the atomic shadow atomic rhino megaton.

659
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,800
What the hell?

660
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:14,800
Oh, okay.

661
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,800
Well, that was pretty strong to even bring it.

662
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,800
You didn't even get it to your nose.

663
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,800
I got to I got to try the last one here.

664
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,800
You just took that like a double hit.

665
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Let me try that last one here.

666
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,800
This is the ward.

667
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:35,800
I don't think this is that's not as bad, but it that one like that it like burns that burns.

668
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,800
God in heaven.

669
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,800
Where's the fucking red line?

670
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,800
Red line right there, brother.

671
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:45,800
Red lines.

672
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:58,800
Oh, oh, you get it.

673
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,800
You gonna be okay over there.

674
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800
So do I need to call them?

675
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,800
Oh, God, that one gave me a nose.

676
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,800
I just like go balls deep and try this hard one.

677
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,800
Go for it.

678
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800
Probably.

679
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800
I've never.

680
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,800
They're brutal.

681
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,800
Fucking die.

682
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:26,800
I feel like a full breath in just kind of like, oh, I can't breathe.

683
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,800
Oh, that'll wake your ass.

684
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,800
I'm crying out of my left eye only.

685
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,800
I know it was like in one of the nostrils.

686
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:44,800
Yeah, Ali back threw up after doing that.

687
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,800
Yeah, I was worried about just now, dude, Ali Max straight up, like, like we were doing

688
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:58,800
it and he just goes, oh, well, you took it pretty good for your first time.

689
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,800
I'm crying out of my left eye.

690
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,800
The first time that I did it, I was like crying.

691
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,800
Dude, my right eye is bone dry.

692
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,800
My left eye is sobbing right now.

693
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,800
Dude, I got a nosebleed from those.

694
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800
My nose feels like I just snore.

695
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,800
I can't really say that because I've never done it.

696
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,800
But I feel like someone just took like salt and just shoved it up.

697
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,800
Fuck, man.

698
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800
That one's not as bad.

699
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800
You don't have to add water.

700
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,800
I'm still recovering from the first.

701
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800
It's the same thing.

702
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,800
No, no, no, no, no.

703
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,800
Red line is the worst one.

704
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800
Oh, fuck me.

705
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800
That was pretty bad, too.

706
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:39,800
That one's pretty bad.

707
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,800
I tried to get the right.

708
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800
I'm crying on the other side.

709
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:49,800
No, I feel like I have a stroke every time I do that.

710
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,800
Yeah.

711
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:55,800
So yeah, so it's me and Ali Mag ate ghost peppers.

712
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800
I'm not eating ghost pepper.

713
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800
I'm telling you right now, I'm not eating ghost pepper.

714
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,800
We also got Reapers, Carolina Reapers.

715
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,800
You fucking asshole.

716
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,800
Didn't fucking Ali Mag do that?

717
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800
And like he was like crying.

718
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,800
Yeah.

719
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800
And I'm not one who deals well with hot things.

720
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,800
Oh, I do awful hot things.

721
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Now, my father, on the other hand, he grows ghost peppers in Carolina.

722
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,800
We did Reapers and habanero.

723
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800
That smells fucking delicious.

724
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800
No, I bet it does to you.

725
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800
Oh my God, my nose is still fucked.

726
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800
We got one more.

727
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,800
Is it like smelling salt?

728
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,800
No.

729
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
It smells horrible.

730
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,800
This one's the last one.

731
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,800
This is the last one.

732
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Fucking hell, man.

733
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,800
You're making me do another one.

734
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
I'm going to try and get both nostrils at the same time.

735
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,800
That's the weakest one that we got.

736
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800
For now.

737
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:53,800
We also have ampules.

738
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,800
And it just smells so bad.

739
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,800
I'm trying to like Pavlovian train you like the dogs.

740
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Every time you hear an air horn, you just fucking get the pain.

741
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,800
They got ampules too.

742
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,800
Bro, that's supposed to open your sinuses.

743
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800
I thought.

744
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800
But like, my clothes now.

745
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,800
They're like, your brain's like, no, my brain is rejecting this so hard right now.

746
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,800
It's like, no, no, wrong, bad.

747
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,800
That looks like creatine.

748
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,800
Those are ampules.

749
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800
No, not what he's holding the jar there.

750
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,800
Oh, yeah.

751
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,800
That is probably a smelling salt.

752
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Oh, God.

753
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:35,800
I heard it's supposed to like open up your vessels and like help weightlifters.

754
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,800
That's why they do it.

755
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,800
They just smell it.

756
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Still going.

757
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800
And they're still going.

758
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,800
Still going.

759
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,800
What'd you just do?

760
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,800
I did an ampule.

761
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,800
Oh, my God.

762
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,800
Imagine smelling salts were strong enough where you could like put them in a room and

763
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,800
it would just make everyone just go fucking nuts.

764
00:40:50,800 --> 00:41:04,800
Oh, we did a fucking thing where Ali Mac was going to fucking connect one of those to

765
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,800
a gas mask and do that.

766
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,800
And we're like, no, that'll kill you.

767
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,800
That might actually kill you.

768
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Like, that was that smell.

769
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,800
That feeling was compared like it might actually choke you.

770
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Let me actually read the ingredients.

771
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,800
This might actually be like it has ammonia.

772
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800
And it's like on be or something.

773
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:27,800
There's no ingredients on it because you can't consume it.

774
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,800
I have a ingredient list, but it says like do not open in cars.

775
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,800
Do I have water drive really quick?

776
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Do not add water.

777
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,800
Do not shake.

778
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Please use extreme caution.

779
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Do not open fuel or contain spaces.

780
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Do not have cars.

781
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,800
We cannot stress this enough.

782
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Keep out of eyes, call poison control if you ingested.

783
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:57,800
Yo, we should fucking do not use if you're pregnant because I would do two ingredients.

784
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Yet it doesn't list the ingredients.

785
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:06,800
Thanks for that other than has has an Israeli gas mask and it has the exact connector that

786
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:12,800
one of the smelling salts container has like the twist on and then Ali Max like, yeah,

787
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,800
I'll do it.

788
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800
I'll do it for a hundred bucks and everybody's like, you'll die out.

789
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,800
Wait, if he did what?

790
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,800
If he put, if he connected one of the things to the back, how long was he supposed to breathe

791
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,800
through the gas mask?

792
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:29,800
I think it was like two gulps of air like, yeah, like that would kill you.

793
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800
You wouldn't get through the first one.

794
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,800
No, you sniff this.

795
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,800
It's a sniff.

796
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,800
It's not a deep breath.

797
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800
It's a yeah.

798
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,800
And even then that's a lot like these are used for like working out.

799
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,800
Bro, I've seen the workout guys like we were holding it like a good like eight inches to

800
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,800
10 inches from our face.

801
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,800
Like these dudes put it under their nose like and then they like do a hard sniff like you're

802
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,800
starting cooking like and it's like, oh dude, those people are fucking nuts.

803
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,800
Imagine any fucking smell colors.

804
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,800
Yeah, dude, those fucking power lifters are scary.

805
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800
They're terrifying, dude.

806
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,800
Like if you can do that with smelling salts, like strong ones too, because these dudes

807
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,800
aren't like buying like weak ones like no, they're probably say these are weak.

808
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,800
Now these are these are the high highest ones that you can get on the market.

809
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,800
Currently, they'd mark.

810
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:20,800
So I guess probably commercially like maybe like the professional people who have like

811
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,800
a meet a following or like I get some secret shit that you don't even want.

812
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,800
They're definitely on steroids.

813
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,800
It's like it shits from like Bulgaria or Columbia.

814
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,800
You can't even get this anywhere else.

815
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,800
So I have to fly there and pick it up.

816
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:40,800
So we also ask our guests if you have any ghost stories.

817
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:46,800
So there was this one time where I worked for this company and this one ambulance.

818
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:51,800
Ah, ambulance nine baby nine.

819
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,800
No, no, we actually did have some really spooky shit happen in Somalia.

820
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800
Really?

821
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,800
Because the they got them African demons over there.

822
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:06,800
These are like Russian demons because the base we were on was built by the Russians,

823
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,800
I believe, in the 70s.

824
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800
I said we just stole it from.

825
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800
Well, they moved out.

826
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
They left.

827
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800
So we just kind of took over.

828
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,800
I don't know.

829
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,800
The lore behind the lore.

830
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,800
So there's like a Google question and the base we're at.

831
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,800
You can really Google army bases in Somalia and it'll pop up like it's not.

832
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800
It's not a secret thing to know.

833
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,800
Like the Google image, Google images of it is like, I don't know, like seven years old

834
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,800
of it, so there's nothing secret about it, nothing crazy.

835
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,800
But yeah, so like this there was this one building called the hotel because it used

836
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,800
to be a hotel.

837
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,800
I think it's a very weird shaped hotel.

838
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,800
It's shaped like a like a you, but it's not a finished roof.

839
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,800
There's just like metal framework over the top of it.

840
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800
That's weird.

841
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,800
And it's really sketchy because I would walk across these frames just for pictures.

842
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,800
No flooring up there.

843
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,800
It's just literal framework like in an attic.

844
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,800
You see like, yeah, it was literally metal trusses.

845
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800
So we would just climb over these for fun.

846
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,800
It was 40 feet in the air and it was a concrete pad below you.

847
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,800
So if you fell, you're fucking dead.

848
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,800
You're dead or you're severely broken and paralyzed paraplegic right now.

849
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:24,800
So but yeah, so we had this and I don't know the story if the Russians ever had like

850
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,800
engagements from this base or not.

851
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Again, I don't know too much about the lore.

852
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800
I just know that used to be Russian owned.

853
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:36,800
But we would at night for the night people, I would walk around that building when

854
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,800
because certain times my I would have certain things happening and I would just go to the

855
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,800
bathroom or whatever and I would call someone in for my relief and I would go to the

856
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
bathroom.

857
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,800
I'd walk through the through the back rooms of the hotel to get outside.

858
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:55,800
And it was really creepy because this is built by the Russians was falling apart and

859
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,800
there was Russian writing on the walls.

860
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,800
That's fucking scary.

861
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800
It's like you're in Cold War.

862
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:05,800
Yeah, it's like a Cold War era building and it's like and then like a couple times you'd

863
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,800
hear like someone talking in the night, a couple.

864
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,800
There's like a handful of people who experienced this and they would hear like talking in

865
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,800
the hotel at night.

866
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,800
But there's no actual rooms in it that are functioning like they're like they're

867
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,800
broken down like this was a luxury room compared to what was in the hotel.

868
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,800
Jesus like these are good walls.

869
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,800
Good floor.

870
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Those are great stairs.

871
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,800
Those are like stairs of gold.

872
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:38,800
But when they're like the stairs were crumbling to pieces, the walls were falling apart.

873
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,800
The floor was like half there.

874
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,800
And you just sometimes hear this talking and sometimes you could distinguish what

875
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,800
language it was and it was not English.

876
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,800
It was like I heard it clearly one time it was Russian.

877
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Don't ask me what they said because I don't speak speak Russian.

878
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800
I can't even imitate it.

879
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,800
I don't speak Russian.

880
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,800
I don't speak Russian.

881
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,800
I don't know what you're saying.

882
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,800
Oh shit, I should read that.

883
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Good old Carl.

884
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,800
Fucking Carl, man.

885
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,800
So yeah, like we had these.

886
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,800
It was mostly just voices.

887
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800
Nobody saw any like apparitions or anything like that.

888
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,800
And I was really hoping for it because I was like, you're down.

889
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,800
I should call my buddy and have him come all the way.

890
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,800
I'll just fly.

891
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,800
I'll be like, yeah, I'll fly you into this combat zone, bro.

892
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,800
Like the shooting like every other day and like, don't worry about it though.

893
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,800
We're good.

894
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,800
We got you saved.

895
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,800
I'll be impressed.

896
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,800
Just wear big, fresh.

897
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,800
You have to wear this plate carrier though and this helmet.

898
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,800
You're going to look like a weird dude.

899
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,800
But you know, yeah, you're going to find some ghosts.

900
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,800
I'll be like ghosts.

901
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800
Bring your EMF reader.

902
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,800
We're going to need it.

903
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,800
I swear to God, if you took an EMF reader to that building, you'd you'd fucking find some shit.

904
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,800
You would find some shit.

905
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,800
That seems like that seems like a legit like in the Russians did some shady shit.

906
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,800
I did.

907
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,800
I swear if we dug deep enough under that hotel, we'd find bodies.

908
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,800
If we dug in the ground around it, we'd find bodies.

909
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:11,800
There's probably a reason as to why the impact zone for our mortar rounds was where it was.

910
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,800
Because of you know, that's where they hit the bodies.

911
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,800
You know, if you blow them up, then they don't exist.

912
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,800
We blew up a few warthogs too.

913
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,800
Because we had like warthogs are an invasive species.

914
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,800
Well, not really invasive.

915
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,800
They're evil.

916
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,800
They're evil.

917
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,800
They're not aggressive.

918
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,800
They're evil.

919
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,800
Yeah, they look evil.

920
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800
I actually brought home a warthog tusk.

921
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800
Really?

922
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,800
I forgot to bring him with me.

923
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,800
I was going to do a show and tell.

924
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:36,800
Yeah, dude.

925
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,800
But yeah, I'll bring it.

926
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,800
I'll bring it another time.

927
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,800
But yeah, we had warthogs.

928
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,800
So we were shooting the seals and a lot of shooting them.

929
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,800
And the reason we're in practice.

930
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800
Yeah, the reason we're allowed to just kill them willy nilly.

931
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,800
We did eat them as well.

932
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,800
And they're so tasty.

933
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,800
Really?

934
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,800
They are delicious.

935
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,800
They taste like bacon or where they make bacon out of them.

936
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800
But they tasted like regular.

937
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,800
We made pulled pork.

938
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,800
Really?

939
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,800
Yeah, it was delicious.

940
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,800
I mean, we are talking about this like the it's tougher.

941
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,800
It's tougher meat.

942
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,800
We were talking about this like the last podcast that like if you let a hog or if you let a

943
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,800
pig go feral, it'll turn into a fucking hog.

944
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,800
Like not a warthog.

945
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800
It won't turn into a few and feral.

946
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,800
What I turn into, I would turn into fucking will feral.

947
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:31,800
But yeah, so like these warthogs, we they would dig holes underneath our fence.

948
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:37,800
And yeah, and it was a problem because a warthog, they would dig a hole big enough for a human

949
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,800
to crawl under.

950
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,800
So we're like, this is actually a problem.

951
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:46,800
So pest control is what we called it when we just had guys go out and shoot the hog.

952
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,800
So like we had that and it was pretty fucking cool.

953
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,800
But yeah, we went out there in our trucks and all that.

954
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,800
And we would just go out there.

955
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800
Someone shot out.

956
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Someone shot a fucking hog with a 50 cal man.

957
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,800
Did it just explode?

958
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,800
The head was gone.

959
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,800
Like they severed the head off the body.

960
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,800
It was a disgusting brain was not a clean rip.

961
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,800
They just I don't know how they were this accurate because they couldn't hit the broadside

962
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,800
of a barn, but they can hit a moving hog and they just lit into this poor warthog with a

963
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800
50 caliber machine gun.

964
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,800
I was watching it and I'm like, oh my God, what the fuck?

965
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,800
I'm trying to eat that later.

966
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800
And it was just obliterated, man.

967
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,800
It was just in pieces.

968
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,800
I'm like, you can't eat that.

969
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,800
At least it died quick.

970
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,800
I think.

971
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,800
I think it's just other guy.

972
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:43,800
I'm like, oh my God.

973
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,800
But yeah, so like that happened.

974
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,800
But yeah, we killed these hogs and it was pretty fun.

975
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,800
Did like was there ever hog alerts?

976
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,800
We did have a hog that walked like into our main perimeter, like through our Hesco walls,

977
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:04,800
like the big square blocks full of like whatever the hell they're full of, completely like

978
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800
bulletproof shit.

979
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,800
And the hog just came through.

980
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,800
They walked through one of our gates and were like, wait a minute, is that a hog?

981
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,800
Did it get through our gate?

982
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:12,800
Where did it get through?

983
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,800
Where is the what?

984
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:14,800
How?

985
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,800
It was a three legged hog too.

986
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,800
It was a disabled hog.

987
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,800
It was a disabled hog.

988
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,800
It knew it was going to die.

989
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,800
And they went over.

990
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,800
So it was in our perimeter and we're like, there's a warthog in the base.

991
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,800
And they're like, kill it.

992
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:33,800
And one of our guys fucking missed it.

993
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,800
So that was the thing.

994
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,800
So then they finally dropped it.

995
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,800
And because the thing literally just wandered in there, stood still and was like, I'm ready to die.

996
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800
It's like, I'm ready.

997
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800
And it was a visibly old hog too.

998
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,800
Like the tusks.

999
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:46,800
There's a sacrificial.

1000
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,800
Yeah, the tusks on this guy were huge.

1001
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,800
I think the hogs got together and they're like, if we sacrifice an elder, maybe they'll stop killing us.

1002
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800
This dude was huge.

1003
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,800
He was a big old hog with big old tusks.

1004
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:06,800
Like if you extend your hand, base of your hand to the tip of your longest finger, that's how long his tusk was.

1005
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,800
Really?

1006
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:08,800
Big old tusks on this guy.

1007
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,800
Three legs and just fucking wandered in.

1008
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,800
Did you guys ever figure out where he came from?

1009
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,800
They did.

1010
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800
And they're like, oh yeah, somebody just left the gate open.

1011
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,800
I'm like, yeah, but he had to have walked by you.

1012
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,800
It's not like you can miss it.

1013
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800
He's bigger than a fucking dog.

1014
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,800
He's not a dog.

1015
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:31,800
And then so it turns out after we left, I was still in contact with a couple of people that were over there.

1016
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,800
There was a jaguar.

1017
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:38,800
We were watching this animal on one of our cameras there.

1018
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,800
And we couldn't figure out what it was because it only saw it at night.

1019
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:48,800
Turns out it walked up and one of the towers was looking at it and they were looking at it under night vision.

1020
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,800
And they saw it and they were like, that's a fucking jaguar.

1021
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,800
Holy fucking shit.

1022
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,800
It can climb this tower.

1023
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,800
Do we do anything?

1024
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800
Do we shoot it?

1025
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,800
Do we scream?

1026
00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,800
Like we're dying?

1027
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,800
What do we do?

1028
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Do we call somebody?

1029
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,800
Just shoot it probably.

1030
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,800
That's a fucking jaguar.

1031
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,800
Hey, there's a jaguar.

1032
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,800
There's a jaguar here.

1033
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,800
What do we do?

1034
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,800
Can I kill it before it kills me?

1035
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,800
No, no.

1036
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,800
So the thing just like you're minding your own business and all that other shit.

1037
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,800
But like, it's a fucking jaguar.

1038
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,800
It's like 20 feet away from you.

1039
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,800
And you have your machine gun with you and you're like, what do I do?

1040
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,800
I thought it was a hog.

1041
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,800
So that was the other thing.

1042
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:36,800
You weren't allowed to shoot unless first notifying me or whoever was in the radio operator.

1043
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,800
Like the main person who warned everyone about what was happening.

1044
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,800
Because if you just started sending rounds, people are going to freak out.

1045
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800
Like what's happening? What's happening?

1046
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
We're going to attack.

1047
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,800
So no, you had to like schedule these things.

1048
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,800
So it was like, I can't just shoot it.

1049
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:58,800
So if something like that happened where someone needed to shoot or doing like that, we would put out the information.

1050
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:07,800
And if you didn't look at it because you were sleeping or whatever, you were expected to when you wake up to look at the look at your phone or whatever.

1051
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,800
Because we did have like some form of service and other shit over there.

1052
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,800
So they use like a US tower or did they know like the local towers?

1053
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,800
We did have our own US Wi-Fi over there.

1054
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,800
That was it was really slow.

1055
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:30,800
But the way we had our communication, you would buy like a local phone and a local SIM card and you would use that phone as a hotspot for your phone.

1056
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,800
And that's how we had Wi-Fi.

1057
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:37,800
So if you had Wi-Fi calling, like I had Wi-Fi calling and texting so I could make regular texts back home.

1058
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:48,800
Now for group chats, like if I had a like I have Samsung, my group chats were really sketchy and they wouldn't work right for some reason because Wi-Fi texting is still some issues.

1059
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:54,800
But yeah, it would it would work a little bit, but direct like single conversation messaging worked fine.

1060
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,800
Calling worked fine.

1061
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,800
Like certain apps like Snapchat and Scram, they worked fine.

1062
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,800
Sometimes our shit would slow down.

1063
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,800
Sometimes it wouldn't.

1064
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,800
It would depend.

1065
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,800
But it was a local tower.

1066
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,800
It was a local net.

1067
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,800
Did they like filter like the shit that you could say?

1068
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,800
Like like your messaging?

1069
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,800
Did they try to scrub that or anything?

1070
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,800
No, you could say whatever the fuck you wanted.

1071
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,800
Really?

1072
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:22,800
You could tell them all the capabilities that you have there and if they found out, you'd get in trouble.

1073
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,800
If they didn't, then pray you never get found out.

1074
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:31,800
Because I remember like in in World War Two, like I remember like when they would like you'd send your letters home.

1075
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,800
They'd like black out.

1076
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,800
Yeah, they would they would look at your shit. But here it's kind of hard to do that for one's phone.

1077
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800
You would take everyone's phone.

1078
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Yeah, because that's like the thing that I was like, I'm like, how would they do something like that?

1079
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,800
Because I don't feel like you'd be able to.

1080
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Yeah, the shit they filtered was our mail.

1081
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,800
Like they would look at shit going out, especially.

1082
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:59,800
But shit coming in, they were like they would still take like like I said it earlier, they would take your tobacco shit until we said my health choices are not yours to make.

1083
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,800
So then we started getting our shit in, but like they would filter the shit coming in.

1084
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,800
They were still scanning and they would still tear your shit open.

1085
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:14,800
So like every package I received was torn open and sifted through every shit that went home was also torn open and sifted through.

1086
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,800
So you like they checked everything.

1087
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,800
They would scan it, x-ray it.

1088
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,800
They would MRI it.

1089
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,800
It was CT scanning, whatever the fuck they did to it.

1090
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:31,800
They would do everything to it to make sure that everything going home wasn't going to spread disease and it wasn't a bomb basically.

1091
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:39,800
So if I was if I was to try to get Kraft Mac and cheese sent over, you'd get it over there fine.

1092
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,800
You would get over fine.

1093
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800
Yes, easily.

1094
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,800
I got like Reese's sent to me.

1095
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,800
Because I was I was asking if they were going to like rip open the like the box for.

1096
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,800
No, no.

1097
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,800
It's like a sealed thing like that Canadian.

1098
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,800
No, like sealed stuff like that.

1099
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800
They wouldn't rip open.

1100
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,800
They did end up slicing one of my bags of popcorn.

1101
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,800
I was really upset about that.

1102
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,800
Like I had this family size bag of white cheddar, smart food popcorn.

1103
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,800
I'm like, oh, that's a good my favorite.

1104
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,800
And it was sliced like the long way right down the middle.

1105
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:14,800
They didn't open it up like no, because they cut the box open in this bag of popcorn was on top.

1106
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:23,800
So they stuck there like it had to have been like a three inch or a four inch long knife stab the box, cut the tape and it sliced the popcorn right open.

1107
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,800
I'm like, that was my favorite food.

1108
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:31,800
These those guys probably were just like, yeah, I'm 100 percent willing to bet they did do that.

1109
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:38,800
But yeah, they they would definitely like they open it.

1110
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,800
Yeah, I was sad, man.

1111
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,800
It was a sad time in my deployment.

1112
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800
I was very depressed because my popcorn was open.

1113
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800
I was working.

1114
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,800
I worked.

1115
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:52,800
I was begging for like gallon freezer bags, like a ziplock bag so I could put it in those so it didn't go stale.

1116
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,800
Nobody had one.

1117
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,800
So I literally ate this entire family size bag of popcorn in like a couple hours.

1118
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,800
And I'm like, that's not unnatural for me.

1119
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,800
But it's like I wanted to save.

1120
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,800
I wanted to like eat this while I watched movies in my bed.

1121
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:12,800
My shitty slow quality movies that I was trying to stream on the shitty Somali network.

1122
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:18,800
So they have like they have like like like what food did they have over there?

1123
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:24,800
Was it just like the military food or did you were you able to get like actual like, you know, like Kraft Mac and cheese and shit?

1124
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,800
Like, no.

1125
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:31,800
So like we had a full kitchen and we had local we had contractors that would cook for us.

1126
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,800
They were very vetted, though, like they were like really checked.

1127
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,800
They were backgrounds.

1128
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:44,800
They lived on the they lived not on base with us, but like adjacent to us still within our like secondary compounds.

1129
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,800
So we knew that they couldn't get out.

1130
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,800
They were very limited as to where they were allowed to go.

1131
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:57,800
Certain parts of the base that weren't allowed to go to like they we knew where they were because everyone knew, hey, if you see this guy walking this way, turn them around.

1132
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,800
Don't let him go that way because he's not supposed to be over there.

1133
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,800
We weren't allowed to go in most if not all the buildings separate the kitchen because you're a cook.

1134
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,800
That's your job.

1135
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,800
Go into the kitchen. Cook his food.

1136
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,800
Stay in there.

1137
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,800
So you didn't have any like US guys do cooking.

1138
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,800
That's that's that's what they switched to at the very end.

1139
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:27,800
So at the very end of the deployment, they I think it was like last two months, they brought in the US people and they got rid of all the local contractors because the like we kept getting like fried food, which wasn't a problem per se.

1140
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,800
But our diets were not what they should have been like we didn't have a balance.

1141
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,800
You couldn't like pick and choose the right foods to have a properly like nutritional diet.

1142
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:46,800
Like if you were trying to like count your calories and the proper amounts of protein, lean protein, carbs, this and third, it was it was very hard to do because like you always had rice.

1143
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,800
You always had like almost always noodles.

1144
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,800
We had fried shrimp like three times a week.

1145
00:59:52,800 --> 01:00:00,800
If not more, we had chicken like like for the last two months, we had chicken every single lunch and dinner and it got old really fast.

1146
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:04,800
And it was the same way they made chicken every single time.

1147
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:09,800
It was the same fucking chicken like they had pasta chicken alfredo a few times.

1148
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,800
Mike, please more, please more.

1149
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,800
They had cheese tortellini and I loved that shit.

1150
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800
I fucking loved it.

1151
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:23,800
The food quality was better than that was then than what it was in Djibouti from what I heard from people came from Djibouti to visit our base.

1152
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:30,800
And the quantity of food in Djibouti was more like you had more options, but the quality of it was not there.

1153
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:38,800
OK, people would say like we had better food, but a lot limited supply like you had two choices for the main meal, every single food.

1154
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:45,800
So like in the breakfast, you had waffles or pancakes or waffles or French toast or French toast and pancakes or whatever the hell it was.

1155
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,800
You had sausage.

1156
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,800
You had weird turkey bacon.

1157
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,800
I never had the bacon there because I didn't like the look of it.

1158
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,800
It's like that's shady.

1159
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:57,800
Yeah, we had we had hash browns, whether it be like the hash brown patty or like the shredded hash browns.

1160
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,800
And then we had what you prefer.

1161
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,800
I like the shredded stuff, man.

1162
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:06,800
The patties were sometimes overcooked and burnt and crispier than they should have been.

1163
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,800
Bringing back to the Mohawk days where we had station breakfast.

1164
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Dude, I would get the shredded shit. I'd fucking cook that in the fucking pan.

1165
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,800
We make pancakes.

1166
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,800
That was so fucking good.

1167
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:23,800
The precooked meals that we had that we bring home and then like the bagged stuff.

1168
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,800
Oh my God.

1169
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800
But yeah, like we had good food.

1170
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,800
It wasn't bad.

1171
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,800
We never had an MRE.

1172
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,800
Never ate an MRE while I was there.

1173
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,800
So that had to be good.

1174
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:40,800
Yeah, I ate more MREs than when I was in training up for this deployment than I did when I was over there, which was like none while I was over there.

1175
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:45,800
Yeah, because my brother was doing fucking JROTC things.

1176
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,800
And he like they did like like a two week boot camp thing.

1177
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,800
And all he ate was MREs.

1178
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,800
And he's like it fucking sucked.

1179
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,800
Yeah.

1180
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,800
So he said the pudding was fantastic, though.

1181
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:06,800
Yeah, we had a couple times where we had pudding and it was usually made by our own people like soldiers because they just want you could go into the kitchen, make your own food if you wanted to.

1182
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:14,800
As long as they weren't making a meal at that time, like late at night, because there was a couple times where I did the night shift for the first four and a half months of the deployment.

1183
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,800
And it was hell.

1184
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,800
We first started off with like weird ass shifts.

1185
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,800
Like I did a 2 a.m. to 10 a.m. shift.

1186
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:20,800
It was the dumbest shit I've ever done.

1187
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,800
That's fucking weird.

1188
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,800
Yeah, it was horrible.

1189
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,800
That's a completely different time zone than here, too.

1190
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,800
Yeah, we were eight hours ahead, eight hours ahead.

1191
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:38,800
And so we you could go into the kitchen either before or after a meal as long as they weren't prepping a meal or cleaning up for a meal.

1192
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,800
And you could make your own food.

1193
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,800
There's always like you could always have a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

1194
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,800
You could always have a cold cut sandwich.

1195
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,800
You could always have cereal as I mean you couldn't always have milk, though.

1196
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,800
We ran out of milk a few times.

1197
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,800
We also had protein milk at the power core shit.

1198
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:53,800
Always.

1199
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,800
Not always.

1200
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:59,800
We that was our protein milk unless you had your own source of protein like powder or shit like that.

1201
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,800
Like most people brought like protein powder, had it shipped to them.

1202
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,800
I had creatine with me and protein powder.

1203
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,800
Could you get milk shipped to you?

1204
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:18,800
It's possible, but it was impractical, impractical because milk will go bad before it makes it to you because mail took from sending from getting from my family, sending a letter or package to me.

1205
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,800
It took anywhere from two to five weeks to get to me.

1206
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,800
Really?

1207
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,800
So sending a gallon of milk would have been bad.

1208
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:30,800
It would literally be either like expired by the time it got to you or curdled or whatever.

1209
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,800
It would have been bad.

1210
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:32,800
So powdered milk.

1211
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,800
Yeah.

1212
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,800
Put water and all that shit.

1213
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,800
But so I have lactose intolerance.

1214
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:44,800
Do they have like lactose free milk or was that just kind of like that was kind of like you should have brought lactate.

1215
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:45,800
Yeah.

1216
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:46,800
You should have brought lactate.

1217
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,800
That was kind of their mentality of it.

1218
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,800
Like we had we had banana milk.

1219
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,800
Did like your medics and shit have lactate pills and shit?

1220
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800
Yeah, they had a full supply.

1221
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,800
Full like any drug you can think of.

1222
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,800
They've got it.

1223
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,800
Even shit that you can't get is like a paramedic or a nurse.

1224
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:00,800
They shit like that.

1225
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:07,800
Yeah, because like that was like the that's like the only thing that I'm like, what if somebody's like lactose intolerant and they just fucking like if I take lactate, I'm fine.

1226
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,800
Yeah.

1227
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,800
But like I'm like, do they have like the lactate pills and shit?

1228
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:12,800
But they did.

1229
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,800
They did.

1230
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:20,800
If you were lactose tolerant or if you had lactose sensitivity or whatever it was, they had the stuff for you.

1231
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:25,800
But they also said like, hey, try to get the ship to you because we do have a limited supply and there's a lot of people here.

1232
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,800
So we can't really constantly give you this every single day.

1233
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:38,800
But the shit they had, like if they had a certain drug, it would be like triple the strength is something you get from over the counter or from a doctor.

1234
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:47,800
And we had one guy who obviously I'm not going to name names right now, but he had an STD prior to getting on the deployment.

1235
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:54,800
And he came on the deployment and he made it to Africa and he wasn't showing symptoms until he made it to Africa.

1236
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:59,800
The medic gave him a single pill and he was cured.

1237
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,800
What level of STD?

1238
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,800
He had chlamydia.

1239
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:10,800
And he wasn't showing some. It was a very close friend of mine and he was like, I think I got to go see the medic, man.

1240
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,800
Like, it's really I'm not liking this at all.

1241
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,800
My dick hurts.

1242
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,800
My dick hurts.

1243
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,800
And I'm like, don't tell fucking me that.

1244
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,800
I don't care.

1245
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,800
I'm not looking at it.

1246
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:21,800
I'm not going to look at it.

1247
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,800
He's like, yeah, but you were an EMT.

1248
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,800
I'm like, I'm not that close to you.

1249
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,800
We're not brothers.

1250
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,800
We don't share the same blood.

1251
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,800
I'm not just going to go, yeah, that's dick.

1252
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:34,800
Yeah, I know the whole is not gay for the homies, but like, I'm good brother.

1253
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,800
So yeah, we've got medics.

1254
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,800
So go talk to the medics.

1255
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,800
I'd be like, fuck, man.

1256
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,800
Yeah. He's like, I don't know the medic.

1257
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,800
I'm like, you're going to make good friends with the medic now.

1258
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,800
You're going to be really close to the medic now.

1259
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:50,800
Just imagine being like fucking like, like even when we're here, like when somebody's like, yo, my dick hurts.

1260
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,800
I'm like, that sucks for you because I'm not looking.

1261
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:54,800
Yeah, it was like that.

1262
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:55,800
I'm like, sucks to suck, bro.

1263
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:56,800
Go talk to a medic.

1264
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:03,800
You know how many times at work, like you were like, I'm having like this burning in my dick and like, can you check it out?

1265
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,800
Mike? No, no.

1266
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,800
What do you mean?

1267
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:07,800
You're like a medical professional.

1268
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:08,800
Like doctors do that.

1269
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,800
I can't diagnose anything.

1270
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:11,800
Yeah, I can't.

1271
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:12,800
I can tell you that.

1272
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:19,800
Yeah, you've got some ooze coming out of your dick there, but I can't tell you like, does this hurt when I flick your ballsack?

1273
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,800
Yeah, it's cough for me.

1274
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,800
Oh yeah, they feel good.

1275
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,800
What kind of providers are you?

1276
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800
Casey, how many dicks do you have to see on a daily?

1277
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,800
Oh god, I don't want to think about it.

1278
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:35,800
Yeah, because you're a nurse, so you can't like do like the, I can't do anything.

1279
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,800
It's like we have like the thing being like, I can't do anything.

1280
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:39,800
Yeah, yeah.

1281
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:40,800
Too many, bro.

1282
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,800
And you're just like, here's a catheter.

1283
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,800
Fuck that.

1284
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,800
Yeah, so I sent this kid to the, to the medic and he came back.

1285
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:48,800
He's like, you only gave him this pill.

1286
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800
I'm like, what did he say it was?

1287
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,800
I forgot the name of it, but I Googled it and I Googled the dosage.

1288
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,800
It was like five times the normal amount.

1289
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,800
And then I went and talked to the medic because he wanted me to go with him.

1290
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:08,800
So the second time we went up there for like a follow up and he's and the medic's like, I was talking to the medic about it because I'm like, I know the whole story.

1291
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:14,800
And he's like, yeah, that shit that will cure anything you have that might actually cure fucking COVID.

1292
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,800
Disclaimer, it won't cure COVID.

1293
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:22,800
But anyway, like this kid, he's got like, he was fucking, like he was showing bad symptoms.

1294
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,800
And then this was fine?

1295
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,800
Just fine.

1296
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:25,800
The next day.

1297
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:26,800
Really?

1298
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:27,800
Just gone?

1299
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:28,800
The next day, everything was gone.

1300
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,800
I'm like, oh my God, give me some of that.

1301
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,800
I will, I will fucking dirty bitch.

1302
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:41,800
Probably like a super strong dose of like, one of my son there's fucking doxycycline or something.

1303
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,800
I don't even know.

1304
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:43,800
It was like a little red pill.

1305
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:44,800
He showed it to me and he was like.

1306
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,800
Definitely.

1307
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,800
It was like that big and it was like a little red pill.

1308
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,800
I'm like, it was no bigger than like a 200 milligram ibuprofen.

1309
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:51,800
Really?

1310
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:52,800
Yeah.

1311
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:53,800
I'm like.

1312
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,800
Dude, the military's got some scary shit.

1313
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:59,800
The shit that they put into us before we go anywhere in this world is insane.

1314
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,800
Like you get the peanut butter shot?

1315
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,800
In basic.

1316
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:03,800
You did?

1317
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,800
Not in like, not since.

1318
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,800
How bad did that hurt?

1319
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:07,800
It hurt.

1320
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:08,800
It hurt, bro.

1321
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,800
You can't sit right.

1322
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,800
Like they put it in the top of your ass.

1323
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,800
And like, don't let it rub it in too.

1324
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,800
Sometimes they do.

1325
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,800
They like rub that, like take your knuckling, like Charlie horse yourself, but not like punch

1326
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:20,800
yourself.

1327
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,800
Like rub it in.

1328
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:22,800
Let it spread a little bit.

1329
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,800
Because if you don't, it's going to hurt.

1330
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,800
And like most people didn't because he looked funny doing that.

1331
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,800
But yeah, like they tell you to like lean over the table.

1332
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,800
Like put your arm down.

1333
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,800
Just gently pull your pants down a little bit, but not like fully.

1334
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,800
So like you're just like pulling them like you're showing off a tattoo.

1335
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:38,800
Yeah.

1336
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,800
And like a tramp stamp or some shit like that.

1337
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,800
And they put it right in the top of your ass cheek.

1338
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:49,800
Like sub cue or like I am sub cue because it's penicillin.

1339
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,800
It's just penicillin.

1340
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,800
But it's a thick boy.

1341
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,800
It's a big ass fucking dose of penicillin though.

1342
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,800
I mean, hell yeah.

1343
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:01,800
Like it was like, oh my God.

1344
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,800
It just went on like it was a three second dose.

1345
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:05,800
You're like, ah, yeah.

1346
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:14,800
And then when it was like, oh my God, he finishes and I'm like, I feel like the bubble shot that you got on your wrist.

1347
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,800
Like it felt like you were going to have that.

1348
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,800
And it felt like you had a welt on your ass cheek for like the next hour and a half.

1349
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:25,800
The pain didn't subside after the hour and a half, but the welt did.

1350
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,800
So you still couldn't sit like a normal human being.

1351
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:34,800
You couldn't sit up straight and push your ass against the back of this metal chair that you were sitting in.

1352
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,800
So it was like if I sat in that chair right there, I'd be in pain.

1353
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:41,800
I had been in pain because your posture is terrible in those.

1354
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,800
How long did they last for?

1355
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,800
Like five hours, dude.

1356
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,800
Some people were faster.

1357
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,800
Some people were slower.

1358
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:53,800
I think I was on the slower side and I was like, oh my God, this fucking sucks.

1359
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,800
They had to like shoot you up like fucking like 14 needles and shit.

1360
01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:00,800
No, I and then like every few years I give you shots.

1361
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:01,800
Like they give you flu shots.

1362
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,800
They'll give you tetanus shots.

1363
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,800
They'll give you like every kind of shot.

1364
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,800
I guarantee you there's some other shit in there.

1365
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,800
Yeah.

1366
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:21,800
And then when the when the COVID vaccine became mandatory for the service members, like I went and I got that not through the Army on my own accord because one of my family members ended up canceling me for something because I couldn't make it out of work.

1367
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,800
So we knew that the guy who was given on me is like, what do you have any anyone else?

1368
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,800
I can it's in the same name and give it to you still.

1369
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,800
So I'm like, I'm free.

1370
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,800
So I went and I got the dose and then I got the second one.

1371
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:37,800
And then I then I was on the COVID mission in 2021.

1372
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:38,800
Yes, it was the winner.

1373
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:43,800
And I think it was early 2022.

1374
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:49,800
I was in the COVID mission and I was towards the end of it was like a month in Oswego.

1375
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,800
Right.

1376
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:54,800
And this the sergeant in charge, he's like, hey, man, you got to get the booster.

1377
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,800
Otherwise, you're going to have to get kicked off the mission.

1378
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:58,800
So I'm like, all right, cool.

1379
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:03,800
So I went and I get the booster 10 minutes after I walk out of that place, getting the booster.

1380
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,800
He's like, hey, they just changed the rule.

1381
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:05,800
You didn't have to get it.

1382
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:06,800
I'm like, fuck you.

1383
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:10,800
So I walk out and I'm like, I didn't even want this fucking thing.

1384
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,800
So yeah, I didn't get the booster.

1385
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,800
I mean, I only got the main one because I needed to for work.

1386
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,800
Yeah. And then they're like, you could get the booster.

1387
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,800
I'm like, I'd rather die.

1388
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,800
So like, I mean, I've heard the stories like some people were like, oh, yeah, it makes you stare.

1389
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,800
I'm like, I've tested that.

1390
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:33,800
I don't really think I might be sterile.

1391
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,800
I might actually start on that.

1392
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,800
That's close calls.

1393
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:41,800
So I think I think mine still works.

1394
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:42,800
I don't know.

1395
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:43,800
I don't know about mine.

1396
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:44,800
My dick still works.

1397
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:45,800
My dick works.

1398
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,800
What about my little babies are working?

1399
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,800
I mean, I think if you get if you got semen still, you're good.

1400
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,800
Maybe they're just like floating dead bodies.

1401
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:58,800
Maybe because it doesn't necessarily have fucking sperm in them.

1402
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,800
That's true.

1403
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,800
I thought like if it was white, it had sperm.

1404
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:05,800
I mean, if you get if you get a vasectomy, you're still going to you still got to come.

1405
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,800
Yeah, but you don't shoot out the fucking you do.

1406
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,800
Really? Do you?

1407
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:10,800
Yeah, you do.

1408
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:11,800
You still listen to the nurse.

1409
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:12,800
You still come.

1410
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:17,800
The fucking semen comes from the prostate, not the fucking testicles.

1411
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:18,800
Stupid.

1412
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:19,800
No, that's not real.

1413
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,800
Really?

1414
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:21,800
That's not real.

1415
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:22,800
No, dude.

1416
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,800
I have a vasectomy and I don't come anymore.

1417
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:25,800
Wait a second.

1418
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,800
Wait a second.

1419
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:32,800
No, I thought like the reason why you're the sperm cells come from the testicles, but the

1420
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,800
actual seminal fluid comes from the prostate.

1421
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,800
That's what I was.

1422
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:36,800
That's what I was like.

1423
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:37,800
That's what I was trying to get to.

1424
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,800
I'm like, I thought like the sperm came.

1425
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,800
It doesn't look any different.

1426
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:40,800
Really?

1427
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:41,800
Yeah.

1428
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:42,800
Yeah.

1429
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:43,800
No shit.

1430
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,800
They just kind of like mixed together like so like if I get a vasectomy, I can just like

1431
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,800
common on bitches still.

1432
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,800
Yeah, you can come in them and it won't get them.

1433
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:51,800
Yeah.

1434
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:52,800
I'm sorry.

1435
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,800
I'm like, that's why people get the sex.

1436
01:12:55,800 --> 01:13:00,800
Because I was like, I was like, because like there's like the people that are like, yeah,

1437
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,800
like he keep on trying these.

1438
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,800
It's like, yeah, I've had a vasectomy the whole time.

1439
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,400
I'm like, I was like, how the fuck did that work?

1440
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,240
And I thought you're just shooting blanks at that point.

1441
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,800
Sometimes it doesn't work to like, it's blanks because there's no sperm in it.

1442
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:12,800
Yeah.

1443
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,800
You just, you cut off their access part.

1444
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:19,880
They're just, they're just sitting there at the exit door like I'm ready and they're never

1445
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:20,880
leaving.

1446
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:21,880
Hurry up and wait, kids.

1447
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,880
You're not getting out.

1448
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:23,880
I'm like, oh, it's so mean.

1449
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:24,880
Well, here we are just killing these kids.

1450
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:25,880
You know, oh my God, listen, they got it.

1451
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,880
They got millions of possible children and every 12 year old boy goes to listen.

1452
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,880
I tried to stop jerking off and that's how that worked out.

1453
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:28,880
Maybe so angry.

1454
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,880
Would you last like 10 minutes?

1455
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:30,880
No, I lasted a good week and a half.

1456
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:31,880
Honestly, when I was in basic training, like I don't know what was shot they gave us, but

1457
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:32,880
you guys are so good.

1458
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:33,880
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1459
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:52,800
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1460
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,720
They sup they suppressed your what is it libido? Yeah?

1461
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,400
They like suppressed it until like the last like through two or three weeks

1462
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,900
I was I think was like two weeks or we can probably fucking into so my cousin my cousin is a

1463
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:09,260
I think he's a first sergeant or was a first sergeant and he was a drill sergeant for a little bit

1464
01:14:09,260 --> 01:14:10,600
mmm, and

1465
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:15,960
He was like you know what we actually do because like I've heard a whole bunch of people say that he just goes the

1466
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:22,300
The the one like the drinks that they give you is they put saltpeter in it because it lowers your sex drive

1467
01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:24,120
Mm-hmm. Yeah, bro

1468
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:30,400
Like you're fucking owned by the military if you're a fucking soldier like your body. Yeah, I have to answer every

1469
01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:35,320
Call they send hey if they tell me you have to do something. I'm like

1470
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,960
When who it how long take

1471
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:46,640
So are you like standby? I'm always on standby

1472
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:50,740
So like if we ended up going to fucking war with Russia and China

1473
01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:52,740
I so technically right now

1474
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:59,160
I'm on a so they changed it after like Iraq and Afghanistan like in the surge of Iraq people would deploy for 15 months get two

1475
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:05,080
Weeks home go right back for another 15. It was stupid horrible. That's what people that's why so many of the Iraq threats are fucked up

1476
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,400
Like right now. It's like it's like a cutoff at night

1477
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,560
You can extend like I was gonna extend for another nine

1478
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:15,560
but they didn't have any job positions for me of my specific job and

1479
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,080
I also have a wedding to go to

1480
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:24,260
Mmm to officiate actually. Oh so are you ordained? No, I have to do that still

1481
01:15:25,580 --> 01:15:28,380
Apparently it's really easy. You can just do it online. Yeah, you can do it online

1482
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:34,060
I didn't know that my my girl's dad does that like he's he's ordained. Yes, I know that

1483
01:15:34,380 --> 01:15:37,400
Yeah, do it you can you know officiate my wedding if I ever get married

1484
01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:40,220
But yeah, so I have to do that

1485
01:15:40,220 --> 01:15:40,500
But yeah

1486
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:44,980
So I was gonna extend and it would have been a guaranteed you can't like she pick and choose how long you and extend for

1487
01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:50,340
Unless it's like starting to think it's circumstance is like I won't like you're very big on a certain system

1488
01:15:51,820 --> 01:15:57,660
But I wasn't in that position so it would have been another nine straight months in that continent for me

1489
01:15:57,660 --> 01:16:02,420
I wouldn't necessarily been the same spot. I may have been moved to a different country in that Africa

1490
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,420
We had three countries that we worked out of

1491
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:07,660
But I was Somalia. I only stayed in Somalia

1492
01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:13,420
So was there multiple bases in Somalia or just the one? Yes. I can't say how many okay

1493
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:15,420
but

1494
01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:19,540
Yeah, we had your booty which is fucking public knowledge

1495
01:16:19,540 --> 01:16:22,660
We shared a split it actually cool stuff with the French Foreign Legion

1496
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:28,920
And really because they have a they have one of their bases up there that you can YouTube their shit like they're fucking no joke, bro

1497
01:16:29,180 --> 01:16:34,180
Like they you can disappear by doing the French Foreign Legion like they will give you a

1498
01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:38,740
Legal new identity new identity clean slate really?

1499
01:16:38,740 --> 01:16:45,220
Yeah, the catches you have to serve with far for five years, and you will see fucking come at like they do some shit all over

1500
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:50,740
The world so like if you're like a criminal, and you just go into that and you want to disappear join the French Foreign Legion

1501
01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:54,900
I don't know. I think there's gonna be like some catches there like if you are like

1502
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:58,140
like mass murder

1503
01:16:58,140 --> 01:17:05,700
Like we got to talk about this well you listen you could still do it like how many people did you actually?

1504
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:08,220
Fuck up five all right

1505
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,860
You I don't know I'm fairly certain

1506
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:13,220
It's you can still be like extradited and all that shit

1507
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:16,220
But I don't know how the French Foreign Legion is fully connected to the French

1508
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:21,700
Because it used to be only foreigners can join it because it used to be like a mercenary group not really a mercenary

1509
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:24,920
But like you think of it that way because it's not like blackwater though

1510
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:29,820
Yeah, you would only only foreigners were allowed to join now the French are actually allowed to join weird

1511
01:17:29,940 --> 01:17:34,220
And you had to speak French you if you didn't know it when you join yes

1512
01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:41,060
Fluent in French I'm not fluent yeah, and they would teach it to you

1513
01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:43,260
They would put you in a French course if you weren't fluent in it

1514
01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:49,180
And if you didn't learn it they would beat it into you like actually beach the shit out of you like there was one YouTube

1515
01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:51,180
Video I watched just for many many years ago

1516
01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:56,700
That's awful because horrible French so it's like it's like I like the French Legion is the French Foreign Legion like

1517
01:17:57,060 --> 01:17:59,060
Government ran or is it like I?

1518
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,900
Know Ion I think they're they have ties to the French

1519
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,660
but like

1520
01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:09,460
They kind of just like go where the French tell them they work on behalf of the French

1521
01:18:09,860 --> 01:18:15,740
And it's like they kid they have they I guess you can say they have I don't think they can actually say they have plausible

1522
01:18:15,740 --> 01:18:17,740
Deniability because it's called the French

1523
01:18:17,740 --> 01:18:23,860
Legion but like do they like wear like French flags I believe so because I was like guys like

1524
01:18:23,860 --> 01:18:29,860
I don't know if they'd have to but I think so, but I don't know you can go they're all tricked out in like the

1525
01:18:29,860 --> 01:18:31,420
best gear to

1526
01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:37,460
But yeah, you guys have to wear American flags on you like we always say if you don't have an American flag on your right shoulder

1527
01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:41,660
You're fucking wrong because that's part of your uniform and someone will

1528
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:44,260
Destroy you for that

1529
01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:49,700
Is it a war crime not to wear one no it's not a war crime but it's something you will get smoked for

1530
01:18:50,020 --> 01:18:55,260
Like you some someone's gonna come up to you and put you in push-ups for like an hour and a half and flutter kicks

1531
01:18:55,260 --> 01:19:00,980
And any kind of exercise you can think of that you will hate how many count push-up is oh fuck that you're an eight count

1532
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:08,100
Yeah, then we can do that for like a hundred counts of that. Oh my god. I've done that before my hated life

1533
01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:13,260
How many retards were you actually like deployed with that were like actual like fucking idiots?

1534
01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:20,420
Yeah, good hands a good handful good handful like fuck-ups that would constantly get like fuck now reamed out mass

1535
01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:23,700
Punishment is something that is usually not a thing

1536
01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,660
in the

1537
01:19:26,780 --> 01:19:34,380
Army in base of training yeah math punishment in actual army usually it's an individual basis of punishment

1538
01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:38,500
with the exception sometimes of

1539
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:44,420
Like if this kid is fucking up something that can be corrected by his people like oh

1540
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:48,860
I forgot this thing that everyone else has and we were all in the same room

1541
01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:51,980
And they could have reminded me to get it, but I shouldn't be reminded

1542
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:56,420
But it's the tenth time that I've done this so the his buddies should be like hey

1543
01:19:56,420 --> 01:20:00,320
Do you have this this time fucking idiot fucking have it?

1544
01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:07,060
And then it's like why aren't you correcting your battle buddy? Hmm fix them fix him all right

1545
01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:09,580
Make sure you hit us. He has this tomorrow. Okay cool

1546
01:20:09,580 --> 01:20:12,460
I need to smoke all the it'd be a less of a

1547
01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:17,620
Issue if it's a mass thing then the individual would get really really fucked up

1548
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:23,340
like I used to be a bit of an asshole in my my military youth, but

1549
01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:26,220
now I'm an adult because I

1550
01:20:27,180 --> 01:20:29,180
I'm a leader now

1551
01:20:29,180 --> 01:20:35,240
I have to be the adult and I have to do the the punishment to people so it's like fuck now

1552
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:39,380
I have to grow up a little bit how many people did you actually like have to punish so far?

1553
01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:43,820
I haven't had to do it once yet really I haven't had to do it once because I'm the the cool NCO

1554
01:20:44,060 --> 01:20:47,060
I'm the cool sergeant, but at the same time

1555
01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:52,100
It's like I also have to step like if I meet someone for the first time like if I have a new soldier for the first

1556
01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:57,620
Time hey asshole. I have to be a little harder with them like I don't have to be a straight-up dick like hey fuckface

1557
01:20:57,780 --> 01:21:02,180
This is what you're gonna. Do this is how fast you're gonna get it done, and if you don't we're gonna have some fucking problems

1558
01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:03,780
It's more like hey, man

1559
01:21:03,780 --> 01:21:07,900
I'm gonna introduce myself you're gonna introduce yourself. Tell me a little about yourself. Tell me what you do at home

1560
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:12,780
How'd your family life this 7th or let me get your actual information to keep it down in my book my leaders book and all

1561
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:15,340
Shit, so I can contact you in all the shit. I'm gonna edge with group chat

1562
01:21:15,860 --> 01:21:22,700
Like straightforward shit like that and then we're doing like shit like on drill or on like 80 or we're doing a month long

1563
01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:26,500
Train up or shit like that. I will have to be like hey, man

1564
01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:31,460
This is what you're gonna do and I'm telling you to do it

1565
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:36,860
It's not a matter of questioning and I've I only had one soldier on the deployment

1566
01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:42,820
And we were the same rank for most of the deployment until we both got promoted so we're both sergeants

1567
01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:46,300
However, I outrank him due to time

1568
01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:49,620
So he was under me

1569
01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:54,300
Positionally so it was like that and then

1570
01:21:56,300 --> 01:22:00,740
But it was more of like a brotherly thing because after once you do we need to play with people

1571
01:22:00,740 --> 01:22:04,260
Rank is still there, but it's more of like a hey

1572
01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:07,720
I would die for you and you'd die for me and I know you're cool

1573
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:09,660
And I know if you're smart enough

1574
01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:14,900
You know when you can be cool this and there's times when you can be cool with someone and when you all seem to break

1575
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:19,300
Out the this is a I'm your boss or I'm your leader and you're my soldier

1576
01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:23,620
You need to know that line to dance that line like I've danced

1577
01:22:24,260 --> 01:22:28,460
Fucking been leaning over the edge of my entire career with all of my NCOs

1578
01:22:28,460 --> 01:22:33,820
Like I will burrow out with them all the time drop the rank like you'll call you're supposed to call every NCO like

1579
01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:39,180
By the rank like hey sergeant or like sergeant through staff and sergeant all the way to start sergeant first class

1580
01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:44,980
Like that's three ranks sergeant staff sergeant sergeant first class you call them sergeant and then there's first sergeant

1581
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:51,400
There's master sergeant base like you call first our first aren't you call master master or I'll call him like master

1582
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:54,620
No, I won't I said that one time and I was like

1583
01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:56,620
That feels weird

1584
01:22:56,660 --> 01:23:03,540
I've called them sergeant and a couple of them have corrected me and a couple of them like ask along with shit

1585
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:08,380
Master sergeants along a lot of syllables to say master sergeant master sergeant

1586
01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:10,500
No, so it's like

1587
01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:14,500
Yeah, you call them by the rank is the respect they've earned through their time and through their work

1588
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:16,900
Some people don't earn it through time anymore

1589
01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:21,220
They're just getting handed to them because if you do the right paperwork and you're not a piece of shit

1590
01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:24,440
You know to fuck up you're gonna get promoted really fast depending on what job you're in like

1591
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:31,100
Infantry you're gonna be spending a lot of time working up that way in my job as an FO

1592
01:23:31,260 --> 01:23:36,020
You can actually make sergeant very very fast if you do the paperwork and you just do the time

1593
01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:40,500
Which is very very short you can go make sergeant like you're like two years really it's a stupid fast

1594
01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:43,840
whereas infantry it takes you like a whole contract to it like

1595
01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:47,380
Anywhere from like four to six years no shit

1596
01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:52,620
Yeah, unless you're like a stud and you're recognized and you stick out then people are gonna

1597
01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:55,700
They're gonna they're gonna say pap promote ahead of peers

1598
01:23:56,220 --> 01:24:02,040
Even if someone was better like they were this good and then this guy comes out of base training shit hot

1599
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,780
He's fucking great, and he's all the way up here like all right

1600
01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:10,300
But in this guy this guy's doing like above average, but this guy is doing like way above average

1601
01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:18,340
So like yeah, there's there's scenarios, but like there's that line with with the soldiers that I have like I'm I don't have to go back

1602
01:24:18,340 --> 01:24:23,820
Until like October I think where I will meet my new set of soldiers that I have I've never met these soldiers yet

1603
01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:30,540
We're also doing a new organization at the end of this month their end of August to find out a new lineup of soldiers

1604
01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:33,180
So I don't even know who the hell I'm gonna have you I don't know their names

1605
01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:38,380
I might have people I know and that'll make my life easier. I might have completely new soldiers. I don't know

1606
01:24:38,380 --> 01:24:43,820
So when I meet them it's gonna be like I'm gonna establish who I am. This is my rank

1607
01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:47,340
This is my knowledge level if you have questions come to me if I don't have the answer

1608
01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:51,980
I'll go to someone else and I'll get you the answer as fast as I humanly possibly can

1609
01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:55,140
So are you in the giant the same rank now? Oh?

1610
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,900
Our tall friend. Oh

1611
01:24:58,540 --> 01:25:01,260
Santa yeah, yeah, I am

1612
01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:05,780
Sanders is the same rank as you now. Well. He's no longer in but when he when he was

1613
01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:07,900
I'm the same rank cuz that's fucking

1614
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:13,340
when I met him he was a sergeant and then when he left he was a sergeant and

1615
01:25:14,140 --> 01:25:19,260
Well, he was a he was sleepy sergeant. We call him sleepy sergeant because he like chills fuck

1616
01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:19,740
Oh, yeah

1617
01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:23,220
He was very chill and he hated smoking people because he was like this is so stupid

1618
01:25:23,380 --> 01:25:28,700
Cuz he did a lot of time active duty as well. Mm-hmm. So when I met him he was like sup fucker

1619
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:33,140
He was a first person I ever met at my at my unit when I got there

1620
01:25:33,140 --> 01:25:36,820
We walked through the front door and he answered the door and he's like stop

1621
01:25:37,780 --> 01:25:39,940
Mike I went to parade rest

1622
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:46,620
Hey, hey, sorry, I'm looking for the the foes and he's like

1623
01:25:47,940 --> 01:25:51,400
He was an fo and he was like, yeah, follow me there fucker

1624
01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:54,540
and I'm like

1625
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:59,020
Okay, so I followed him to where we hung out and he introduced me to everybody

1626
01:25:59,020 --> 01:26:03,860
He was the first person ever met and so fucking weird that he ended up working with us later

1627
01:26:03,860 --> 01:26:07,740
Yeah, when I found him he had left the army before he started with mohawk

1628
01:26:07,740 --> 01:26:12,940
Yeah, and when he I've actually put him on the mohawk and when he joined the mohawk

1629
01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:16,660
I was like I outrank you here. I don't rank you here

1630
01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:22,300
And he found you like we would joke about it when we worked together, which is very rarely

1631
01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:27,940
But yeah, he was a lot of fine up training him for a little bit for a for like a way

1632
01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:32,180
I had to be so weird week. I was training him and it was a lot of fun

1633
01:26:32,180 --> 01:26:36,940
It's a lot of fun because it was always fun to like put him in like ambulance 9 or 7

1634
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:41,660
Oh any one of the Chevy's bro, like putting him in those like you can't fit

1635
01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:45,160
You can't fit in any because he can't even fit in the front seat

1636
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:50,580
He has to sit in the back anywhere he goes and they're like we can only let him sit in the Mercedes

1637
01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:56,980
We can't put him he only fits in Mercedes. He only fits in Mercedes or old 41 old 41

1638
01:26:56,980 --> 01:27:02,580
Yeah, I forgot that had some space dude. He actually works at my job now Sanders. Yeah

1639
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:09,980
Really? Yeah, I mean he never comes into work, but he does work at the same place that I work sometimes

1640
01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:16,020
He's on this he's on the roster. Yeah, I don't think he's picked up a shift in like six months

1641
01:27:16,020 --> 01:27:20,340
I mean, I thought you had to do like one shift a month to keep your positioning per diem

1642
01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:23,940
You can do it like I think it's once every six months. Oh, so he's due. Yeah

1643
01:27:23,940 --> 01:27:25,500
Oh

1644
01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:30,020
Yeah, but I think he's a medic now too good for him. Yeah good for him

1645
01:27:30,020 --> 01:27:35,860
But yeah, I mean I'm the same right now. So like when I meet my new soldiers, I'm gonna establish like hey, I'm sergeant Farley

1646
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:42,740
You I am sergeant Farley. I'm not Dan Farley. So I have sergeant you have I don't have to I'm not gonna say like an ass

1647
01:27:42,740 --> 01:27:45,780
Like hey, I'm sergeant Farley. This is what I do is how long I've been in

1648
01:27:46,100 --> 01:27:50,420
There's my knowledge level if you have a question to ask if I don't know the answer I'll find out

1649
01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:54,380
So yeah work through your chain of command. Don't jump over me

1650
01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:56,620
If you jump over me, we're gonna have problems if you do stupid shit

1651
01:27:56,620 --> 01:28:02,140
We're gonna have problems if you're an asshole outside of work outside of the military and it affects your military life

1652
01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:04,260
We're gonna have problems. Like if you get arrested

1653
01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:11,920
I'm gonna give you shit for it because it's going to affect your military career and it's gonna affect me as well because it's like

1654
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:17,440
Oh, that's your soldier. Why is he fucked up? Why are you an idiot? That's how the idea let these idiots do that

1655
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:24,700
Yeah, it's like let's say let's say Casey here is my soldier and he gets arrested for like a DWI or something like that

1656
01:28:24,700 --> 01:28:26,700
And you're my leader

1657
01:28:27,580 --> 01:28:31,300
You're gonna come to me and I like what the fuck why is your guy fucked up?

1658
01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:33,340
Why is he getting arrested for this and I'm like

1659
01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:38,340
Fuck man. I don't I don't know but I'm gonna find out and I might take care of it

1660
01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:44,200
That's the only answer you can give and it's still the wrong answer. Yeah, there's no right answers. No right answer

1661
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:49,780
It's like that's the wrong answer. You should have taken care of it before it happened. Like I'm sorry

1662
01:28:49,780 --> 01:28:53,520
I don't have fucking foresight like he's an idiot. What do you want me to do?

1663
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:58,440
We've actually had a few idiots in my time where we just cuz I'm you can't fix

1664
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:03,600
Just that's do they're just that state. We had one guy who every single time we went to drill

1665
01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:07,080
He would brain dump everything he learned from the last drill

1666
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:12,560
So we had to teach him the basic skills of being an FO and be like dude

1667
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:18,240
What the fuck we taught you this this exact shit this exact page the date is on it

1668
01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:23,860
This is what we taught you last month and he's like

1669
01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:32,180
Like you're supposed to use some of your at home alone time to not just jerk off

1670
01:29:32,180 --> 01:29:35,700
But look at your fucking reading material and figure out how to do your fucking job

1671
01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:43,280
Like I I learned how to do my job exceptionally well because I studied my shit and I practiced it

1672
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:45,440
Like I would run through this shit on my own like my father

1673
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:46,860
He was an old mortar man

1674
01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:51,660
So he was the fucking perfect person to do some shit with because he knew what I was talking about

1675
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,380
Yeah, dude. I had my cousin

1676
01:29:55,060 --> 01:29:57,060
My my cousin who was a drill sergeant

1677
01:29:57,180 --> 01:30:01,920
He said that there is a group his like they kept on giving him the most retarded people

1678
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:05,260
That they can because he was like known to like fix retards

1679
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:09,100
Yep, so they kept on sending more and more retards to him after well

1680
01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:09,900
Like it's frustrating

1681
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:10,140
Yeah

1682
01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:15,580
And he's just like and like the one guy just kept showing up late and like I could show up late and out of uniform

1683
01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:20,540
Yeah, and he just goes hey asshole and the guy's like what he just goes get the mop

1684
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:26,340
He's like, okay and mop the dirt road. He said start the gate and then go back

1685
01:30:26,340 --> 01:30:28,940
I want to see the pavement that was never there

1686
01:30:30,180 --> 01:30:33,560
I want to I want it looking like there's pavement

1687
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,560
I mopped the dirt road

1688
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:40,920
When will I stop he goes I'll tell you yeah, so I'm bad. Sometimes you forget about those people

1689
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,600
Have you ever mopped rain off of a driveway

1690
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:53,040
I've pushed it with like fucking push thing never vacuum a sidewalk before that's really

1691
01:30:54,000 --> 01:31:00,040
Paint all the little decorating stones that are like as big like a pebble you ever paint those

1692
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:04,920
And there's like thousands of them you ever paint them for that's really funny

1693
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:09,960
Individually with a little tiny brush not an actual paintbrush like a little like really

1694
01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:16,840
Like a detail print brush you ever paint around what did you do? I didn't do anything. I was a good little boy

1695
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:20,200
It was someone who I didn't even fucking know yet

1696
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:25,640
Who decided to show up late for like the umpteenth time in a row and it was like

1697
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:29,600
And this is like my my third or fourth drill in I'm like

1698
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,600
Fucking pain these rocks

1699
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:38,040
all day

1700
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:40,600
I think we spent

1701
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:47,880
Probably close to four or five hours painting these rocks, you know, some artists out there would be like I like this. Yes

1702
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:49,680
Yes

1703
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:55,760
They would love it like the attention to detail they made like make artwork on them. Yeah, I'm gonna paint here

1704
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:59,760
And then just imagine like fucking be this like are you having fun? Yeah

1705
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:06,920
Yeah, if you act like you're having fun during punishment, it's even worse. It gets even worse. It's so much worse

1706
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:11,660
but then they're like have a positive attitude and you want to have a problem and I'm like

1707
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:15,520
It's kind of hard to have a passive attitude right now

1708
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:21,600
I fucking hate this fuck it sucks. Fuck sucks, dude

1709
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:26,080
I've had so many moments in my time where it's like this fucking sucks

1710
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:31,600
Like that your mental sanity goes down the shitter in the military same with the MS

1711
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:36,360
Like my my mental sanity is drained from not only being in the army for seven years

1712
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:41,000
But for being an EMS for like the three that I was there. Yeah, that's fun

1713
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:46,800
Yeah, I remember the fucking shit that me and you would get into my god. Those are so fucking fun

1714
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:49,420
Oh my god, and then like yeah

1715
01:32:49,420 --> 01:32:54,600
I've seen it early like I aged on this to one like every whether you have no matter how much stress you have on

1716
01:32:54,600 --> 01:33:00,280
Deployment you will age. Yeah, I mean unless people unless you live like a cushy fucking deployment like you know, we could wait

1717
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:04,240
I'm sorry if anyone listen to quit, but you didn't have a real deployment

1718
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:08,640
I mean, I didn't really have much of one either, but I still did shit

1719
01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:11,760
I saw Jaguars. Yeah, I saw Jaguar

1720
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:14,680
What did you do? You saw dirt?

1721
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,680
but yeah, like

1722
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:22,480
Especially the guys in Iraq and Afghanistan like 20 year old 18 to 21 was like the prime age group

1723
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:27,920
Those kids would go and they would come back and they can't relate to their own age group anymore

1724
01:33:28,280 --> 01:33:33,760
They would be having full-blown conversations like 50 year old men six year old men who were like in Vietnam

1725
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:37,080
Mm-hmm, and they were the people they could talk to because they could relate to them

1726
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:43,800
Yeah, and you were you grow up like going on a deployment especially those guys because I was watching a youtuber

1727
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,920
play the the six days and fluency game and

1728
01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:52,440
It they were talking about it because they're both in

1729
01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:57,840
The one guy was in Iraq during the surgeon. I was in Afghanistan in the late 2000s

1730
01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:04,440
And it was like like if you went to Iraq Afghanistan and you saw some shit you got into firefights

1731
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:07,800
Like you became an adult. That's when you became a man. Oh, yeah, and

1732
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:10,280
You can no longer talk to people your age

1733
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:16,160
No, because they don't understand you say things like the way you talk how you look how you sound it's different

1734
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:19,760
You're not the same anymore. Like I don't have that level of problem

1735
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:23,480
I just aged physically because some my own fucking people stressed me out

1736
01:34:24,480 --> 01:34:28,640
Stressed him. I wasn't even stressed about the fucking outside world outside of our base

1737
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:32,980
I was stressed about the people inside my base just giving me shit and I'm like

1738
01:34:32,980 --> 01:34:36,640
Could you not make this deployment more stressed than it needs to be for me?

1739
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:43,600
And I'm like and I came back and my father's like dude your eyes your fucking you've got like crows feet

1740
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:49,200
Yeah, and you've got like these lines on your eyes. You fucking aged man. You look like an adult now. Yeah

1741
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:54,320
Congratulations, like people would look at me like you look like you're 12 or 18. I'm like, oh cool

1742
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:56,540
I can pass for a kid and then now it's like

1743
01:34:57,040 --> 01:35:02,580
Well, I look like you're in your mid 20s. That's that's fuck man. What are you like 24 25 25? Yeah

1744
01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:04,580
So five. Yeah

1745
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:09,620
All right. Let's take a break on the entire podcast. We'll be back. I got really gonna pee

1746
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:23,240
Alex Jones did nothing wrong. Alex Jones is the correct thing. He did nothing wrong

1747
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:25,720
He's never said anything wrong

1748
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:28,440
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast

1749
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:32,320
Hello

1750
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:38,800
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, I almost forgot. We wanted to talk about the Barbie movie

1751
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:45,800
And also what flavor our Untitled Podcast gamers would be if we got sponsors

1752
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:47,800
They're fucking cum flavored

1753
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:51,400
They already have titty milk flavor. You know a lot about that don't you?

1754
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:54,480
Yeah, they have a milk. They have a flavor called titty milk

1755
01:35:55,120 --> 01:36:02,600
Do they really? Yeah, I'm gonna buy it. It's uh, it's like blue raspberry with like a creamy undertone. It's weird

1756
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:08,920
I don't really think that's what titty milk tastes like. No, I've tasted it before it's not. Yeah, it's not

1757
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:10,920
I had a girl that was lactating like

1758
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:17,160
She didn't tell me and I wasn't expecting it. It's not a good flavor. No, it's like bitter. It's gross

1759
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:21,480
It depends on the woman actually. Okay, because I had one because it um

1760
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:26,280
It actually the flavor is different because each child

1761
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:33,640
The like this is actually like a really crazy like thing and it's like almost like it's like holy shit

1762
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:40,640
That's crazy. But like each woman when they're nursing like their body changes their milk content for that child

1763
01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:44,040
like the the saliva from the child that makes them

1764
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:50,440
Makes them produce a different type of milk and like different like minerals and stuff in it

1765
01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:54,400
Yeah for the specific child. How many hours did you spend researching this?

1766
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:56,920
I

1767
01:36:56,920 --> 01:36:58,920
I'm kind of concerned now

1768
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:02,480
I was just I was just researching it. You know too much about titty milk

1769
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:08,520
No, because my girl only wants to breastfeed. She doesn't want to like I mean that's healthy do like formula or anything

1770
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:16,920
And I'm like I can't breastfeed the formula healthier than natural titty milk now or I think I think it's the same now

1771
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:21,880
Okay, but I think it's come as far in general. I think nursing is better

1772
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:23,880
Were you a synthetic baby or you were a baby?

1773
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:27,880
I think I was natural. I was a natural baby.

1774
01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:29,880
fully synthetic grow

1775
01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,880
fully synth

1776
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:33,880
Because I was lactose intolerant so I couldn't have that

1777
01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:35,880
How did they know that that early?

1778
01:37:35,880 --> 01:37:40,760
Because they found your fucking brains out. No they they found out because I would just start crying

1779
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:44,760
Whenever like I would have like any sort of milk or anything

1780
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:49,160
So like I would be like I would like do that and I'd like be like

1781
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:55,560
Inconsolable my parents were like taking me to doctors and shit. Yeah, and they tested me for lactose intolerance

1782
01:37:55,560 --> 01:38:00,680
Okay, and then they're like yeah, so yeah, I got to I had to use non-dairy

1783
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:03,240
formula shit

1784
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:08,040
Yeah, I'm fairly certain that we never had formula in my family. We were always natural and then

1785
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:12,440
Like my mom babysits kids. So like it's obviously formula. Yeah

1786
01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:14,440
Obviously

1787
01:38:14,440 --> 01:38:16,440
Obviously

1788
01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:20,440
Yeah, me and my brother were both formula

1789
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:26,680
But my girl she's like I really want to do nursing and like I can't help you with that. Yeah

1790
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:30,920
I can't I mean that just goes to show you can be a synthetic baby like you or

1791
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:34,360
You can be a natural baby like me and we're both still fucked up. We're all still fucked up

1792
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:36,360
That is not brother

1793
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:42,120
How was the bar? I don't have a good relationship or a fantastic relationship with my mom all the time

1794
01:38:42,920 --> 01:38:49,240
But I apparently if you if you nurse your kid, they have a better relationship with you

1795
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:53,400
I also think there's like something to do with how you raise your kid like you could nurse your kid

1796
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:58,360
No, like that's that's like a thing. But like in like general if a if a mother nurses a child

1797
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:02,360
No it is because it's like yes. Yeah, like there's a there's a different bond

1798
01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:04,360
I feel like there's more of a connection with them

1799
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:08,360
Yeah, mostly emotional like things that you get used to are formed in early childhood

1800
01:39:08,360 --> 01:39:10,360
Yeah, so there's always that like yeah

1801
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:18,360
Oh, no, I it wasn't that I was my mom wasn't able to nurse because she was like 18 when she had me

1802
01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,360
And like wasn't fully developed

1803
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:24,360
Yeah, I guess so I was like like it was painful for her to do it

1804
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:30,360
So I wasn't able I didn't do that my brother on the other hand my mom at least you turned out well

1805
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,360
I mean I turned out better than some people

1806
01:39:40,360 --> 01:39:42,360
I

1807
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:46,360
Mean kind of still kind of still am yeah, hey, artificial

1808
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:50,360
Hey, my mom took Tylenol when she when I was in utero, so I have autism. Yeah

1809
01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:56,360
That's like an actual thing. Did you see the article that if you're if you're if your mom took Tylenol

1810
01:39:56,360 --> 01:40:00,360
When you were in the womb you had you have a higher chance of autism. That's fucking stupid

1811
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:04,360
All right. I've taken so much Tylenol in my life that my all of my kids are about to be fucking

1812
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:10,360
Your mother didn't take Tylenol I hate that shit

1813
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:14,360
It's from all the years of you doing I like that

1814
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:20,360
So tell us about the Barbie movie, oh my god, so did nothing wrong Ken did nothing wrong

1815
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:26,360
I am enough. I am enough. Yeah, so Barbie movie is actually a

1816
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:30,360
A great documentary

1817
01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:35,360
Why when men control things it's much better

1818
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,360
Men are just crying about it. Fuck sometimes

1819
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:44,360
I searched Barbie movie and there's like glitter all over my screen. Mmm. Yeah

1820
01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:50,360
So it starts off with Barbie land and like all the Barbies like women are rolling everything

1821
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:55,360
Like stop it. They want to know how narcissistic that is to name the land after your fucking name. Yeah

1822
01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:57,360
Oh, I don't need a schizophrenic movie

1823
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:02,360
No, I'm just saying I'm just gonna end up being a schizophrenic movie review of it

1824
01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:04,360
But I'm gonna end up being a schizophrenic movie review of it

1825
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:08,360
But I'm just saying I'm just gonna end up being a schizophrenic movie review of it. But

1826
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:18,360
So it starts off with like Barbie land and like Barbie and like the other Barbies like there's president Barbie fucking everyone's named Barbie

1827
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:23,360
This is like literally a schizophrenic movie. I mean I might watch it. So I don't know want to know the whole fucking plot

1828
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:30,360
Oh, no, they took the movie split and just took all the bodies out of the one person and named them all the same thing

1829
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:32,360
That was basically the whole movie

1830
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:38,480
Yeah, and then there's a whole bunch of Ken's yeah, there's there's there's Ryan Gosling the literally me Ken. Yep

1831
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:43,120
There is the shame. There's a Shang Chi Ken. Yes, Asian Ken

1832
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:51,200
Psychedelic it's my god. I like real fucking if you watch that shit tripping you would be good. Yeah

1833
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:54,640
Because they go to the real world, you know

1834
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:57,400
like Barbie and Ken go to the real world because she's having like

1835
01:41:57,400 --> 01:42:02,800
You know like thoughts of death and shit because you know depression and Barbies is not a thing pressure

1836
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:08,640
So they go to the real world and Barbie and Ken and Barbies like the world's scary and Ken's like

1837
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:17,560
The real world's about horses and men and men and you see three are any

1838
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,240
And he's just like the patriarchy is great. Yes

1839
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:25,480
So much work

1840
01:42:25,480 --> 01:42:28,440
I figured out it wasn't about horses. I just didn't want to do it

1841
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:36,360
That's like me, but I wasn't about horses like Barbie played by

1842
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:39,960
Yeah

1843
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:46,640
Margot Robbie. Yeah, she's so fucking they and they have like a fourth wall break in it where they're like Margot Robbie's not

1844
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:50,000
If you want to say your character's ugly or something

1845
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:56,560
Like I don't feel pretty anymore look up the picture from her in Wolf and Wall Street naked

1846
01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:58,960
And you'll be like, oh my god, uh

1847
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:08,160
Look that shit up. Yeah. Yeah flood your fucking search history with I don't think Google shows nudes

1848
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:13,080
Yeah, I use Google all the time

1849
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:20,840
I let me turn on incognito mode really quick. I don't even do incognito mode. I don't either anymore

1850
01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:23,440
What the fuck was her name? Oh, I'm in the neck

1851
01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:27,120
What's her name Margot Robbie? I?

1852
01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:30,360
Spelled Marat go

1853
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,760
I'm gonna do Margot Robbie nude. I'm gonna hit this red line. Oh

1854
01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:40,520
Man, I'm not kiss who fucking shook that shit up. Oh birds

1855
01:43:40,520 --> 01:43:44,840
The fuck did you do Tyler? Did you have water this no?

1856
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:51,200
That like instantly burned my phone look at this shit

1857
01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:54,320
Those are fakes

1858
01:43:54,320 --> 01:44:00,600
No, those are the real ones. That's that's from her and in the wolf of Wall Street. Oh, that's so much stronger

1859
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:02,600
What the fuck happened? Oh

1860
01:44:02,640 --> 01:44:09,440
Oh, especially with the fucking stockings. Oh my god. You know what it is what I shook it

1861
01:44:09,440 --> 01:44:12,960
You fucking retard idiot dude smell this

1862
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:17,440
Why I already I should get before I hit it

1863
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:21,120
I'm not hitting that again. I'm gonna fucking die

1864
01:44:24,040 --> 01:44:30,360
And fucking wolf of Wall Street, and I'm just like oh my god. I haven't seen that movie all the way through it's solid

1865
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:34,000
I fucking love that movie. I still haven't seen all the way through. I think it's mostly clips of it

1866
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:41,320
It's so like you know like isn't it based off a true story. Yeah, dude fucking insane is he now he's dead

1867
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:46,080
No, he's alive. We did copious amounts of cocaine in the 80s, but he's alive brother

1868
01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:48,760
Let me just take some tips on life from him

1869
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:51,520
I'm gonna repeat history

1870
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:58,680
The sounds the sounds you just made

1871
01:44:58,680 --> 01:45:02,200
The sounds you just made have you ever seen that that the

1872
01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:08,480
News cast where the woman was stepping on the grapes in the bucket and she falls off

1873
01:45:11,560 --> 01:45:14,520
That was really the sound that you just made there's a fucking I

1874
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:19,160
Talk about newscast. There's so fucking funny things in it fucking in

1875
01:45:19,520 --> 01:45:25,080
I saw one when the guy is just like and the guy he literally moaned this loud. Oh

1876
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:29,080
Oh

1877
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:39,120
But still my favorite one is they're interviewing like an elderly couple about like a vicious dog and they're like

1878
01:45:41,800 --> 01:45:44,160
The guy he says like and the dogs are going

1879
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:52,040
All right, I think I have it here we go

1880
01:46:01,360 --> 01:46:03,600
What is that this was

1881
01:46:08,360 --> 01:46:10,360
Yeah, yeah, it's from 12 years ago

1882
01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:12,360
Yeah

1883
01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:17,160
The quality of its trash to it like they filmed on a fucking Nokia with a first camera ever made

1884
01:46:17,160 --> 01:46:19,160
Oh, yeah, everything back then was fucking

1885
01:46:19,160 --> 01:46:21,160
Margot Robbie makes me want to rip her in half

1886
01:46:21,160 --> 01:46:23,160
With my cock

1887
01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:27,160
Alright, so you know how you guys you guys were talking or

1888
01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:29,160
Barbie movie?

1889
01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:34,160
No, we were talking about like the that picture I showed you last week. Yeah, the fucking chick with the dick

1890
01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:36,160
Yeah, you couldn't tell me that

1891
01:46:36,160 --> 01:46:41,440
That picture I showed you last week. Yeah, the fucking chick with the dick. Yeah, you couldn't tell if it was a fucking girl

1892
01:46:41,440 --> 01:46:43,440
You're training tell

1893
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:46,660
No, they couldn't oh, yeah, I could tell Dan

1894
01:46:46,660 --> 01:46:49,720
I could tell other Dan not this Dan

1895
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:55,320
So I will show you a picture and you tell me if it's a oh you found it

1896
01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:59,680
Found what?

1897
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:06,120
No, no, no, no, no, I got so I got some you gotta tell me if this is a male or female

1898
01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:10,500
It's a fucking girl or tranny. All right, I'm pretty good at this. I'm pretty good at this

1899
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:12,500
You can tell the bone structure pretty good at this. Yeah

1900
01:47:12,500 --> 01:47:15,920
Oh, yeah, Dan could probably pretty hot girls if we tried I think so

1901
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:18,640
No, I'm a sexy

1902
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:20,640
Right, we get the price of

1903
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:26,600
Oh, yeah, first one girl or training. All right

1904
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:31,400
Steady you fucking

1905
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:35,680
Fucking puck into the rear

1906
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:43,840
That's a training. Let me see it. I were say look at the look at the jawline. That's either a well-built woman or a dude

1907
01:47:43,840 --> 01:47:49,840
It's close but the filter on it is you know, I'm gonna go the the the other version

1908
01:47:49,840 --> 01:47:53,400
I think that's a woman. You think it's a woman. Oh, it's a woman

1909
01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:55,960
Correct answer is a woman

1910
01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:58,960
Fucking good

1911
01:47:58,960 --> 01:48:00,960
Yeah, absolutely

1912
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:03,960
Good job, even if she had a dick

1913
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:08,280
All right, next one girl or training that's training

1914
01:48:09,280 --> 01:48:11,760
Without I don't even look for more than two seconds

1915
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:16,280
Yeah, I think that's a tranny. Oh, they say that's a tranny. That's a that's right

1916
01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:20,120
Two to one Tyler

1917
01:48:22,800 --> 01:48:24,800
Hmm, let's see. How about this one

1918
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:33,480
This is gonna get this cancer this one's actually tough wait a minute fucking the anger fall

1919
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:38,480
You think this is gonna be the thing that actually gets us canceled finally, yeah

1920
01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:41,520
Yeah, that's a girl that's actually a girl yeah, look at the throat

1921
01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:49,840
Throat's covered I think I don't remember the picture anymore. I saw it two seconds. I think that's a girl. Yeah

1922
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:53,840
They say it's girl

1923
01:48:58,440 --> 01:49:00,440
I think we'd be in trouble

1924
01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:03,440
I think we'd be in trouble

1925
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:08,760
Oh, man guys. Oh, I think we'd be in trouble. Oh

1926
01:49:09,840 --> 01:49:11,840
girl or training

1927
01:49:13,320 --> 01:49:15,320
You sure let me see

1928
01:49:18,440 --> 01:49:25,360
Where do you find that's a casey that's a hot reddit and fortune I will fucking if that's a guy I

1929
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:29,440
That's a girl I'm looking at the fingers

1930
01:49:29,440 --> 01:49:34,720
Yeah, look at the hand structure the hand structure and the the cheek structure

1931
01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:40,880
The cheek structure is feminine, but the hand is throwing me off. I'm not a long finger. I'll say it's a lady

1932
01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:46,840
If that's a dude, that's one of the best transformations I've ever seen all right, they say it's a girl

1933
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:56,000
I like a hand is the hand through me. Oh, yeah, no the hands the way the wrist was yeah, and then the cheeks, too

1934
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:59,720
All right, how about this one girl or tranny let me see oh?

1935
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:04,140
My god that fucking jaw, bro

1936
01:50:04,140 --> 01:50:13,020
I'm gonna go with a girl. I'm gonna go with a girl on this one

1937
01:50:17,740 --> 01:50:20,360
Chat what do you think I'm gonna post it in the live feed

1938
01:50:22,060 --> 01:50:26,960
Let me see I gotta zoom in on that crotch area. I think that's a lady. Yeah, it's a lady

1939
01:50:26,960 --> 01:50:31,540
I think it's just a lady with a lot of work done. Yeah, that jaw though all right. They say it's a lady

1940
01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:35,020
It's either a Russian female. That's right. Yeah, that's a Russian

1941
01:50:35,660 --> 01:50:40,420
Are you guys keeping score? It's a it's we're tied four to three no

1942
01:50:40,420 --> 01:50:45,380
I thought we're tied because I got one wrong so we both got it wrong all right. Yeah, four to three you yeah

1943
01:50:45,380 --> 01:50:51,740
All right next one girl or training the fucking she's covered it. They have covered their face

1944
01:50:51,740 --> 01:50:54,100
Yeah, it's a little hard this one's hard

1945
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:57,540
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute

1946
01:50:59,340 --> 01:51:04,740
It looks like they're wearing a mask though a lot of training is a

1947
01:51:08,100 --> 01:51:10,100
Fingers

1948
01:51:10,460 --> 01:51:12,460
That's a dude

1949
01:51:14,020 --> 01:51:16,020
Oh, that's absolutely a guy

1950
01:51:17,460 --> 01:51:22,140
100% a guy got a gas mask that is 100% fucking that is a guy

1951
01:51:22,140 --> 01:51:25,620
The hair line it also those tits were plastic. Yeah, that's a yeah

1952
01:51:25,620 --> 01:51:32,300
Yeah, that's a big hair looks like it was like a wig. Yeah, they got a nice cleavage. They say it's a guy. That's correct

1953
01:51:32,300 --> 01:51:33,540
Oh, yeah

1954
01:51:33,540 --> 01:51:35,540
five five four

1955
01:51:37,020 --> 01:51:41,100
This one all right, let me see there's no face

1956
01:51:43,060 --> 01:51:45,060
They're doing well at hiding though

1957
01:51:45,060 --> 01:51:51,580
It's like no free okay, that's the body you know so tell about it

1958
01:51:52,460 --> 01:51:54,860
There's no feet in this one. There's a hand

1959
01:51:56,060 --> 01:51:58,060
You'll see it

1960
01:51:58,900 --> 01:52:01,420
The only you have to go over is the hands right here, so

1961
01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:05,420
This one's tough that one threw me off man

1962
01:52:06,220 --> 01:52:09,680
Neck is visible, but it's got a choke one that we both got wrong

1963
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:16,340
Yeah, that one that one threw me for this one the next visible, but they've got a choker on so you can't see any visible

1964
01:52:16,340 --> 01:52:18,560
Like one thing I'm gonna go with

1965
01:52:20,780 --> 01:52:24,540
Female all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw one here

1966
01:52:26,180 --> 01:52:29,580
One's tough, but I'm probably wrong, but I'm gonna guess female

1967
01:52:30,380 --> 01:52:34,100
Just a hit formation on that. Oh God. It's tall

1968
01:52:34,100 --> 01:52:38,920
Oh because I've seen some weirdly shaped females, but that's that's borderline

1969
01:52:42,060 --> 01:52:47,260
It does but the hand is a little bit jaw the little bit I can see of a jaw

1970
01:52:47,260 --> 01:52:51,780
I think that the neck too is just a little bit. I think that's a guy

1971
01:52:51,780 --> 01:52:55,060
I think that's a guy about to be there down a point or a guy

1972
01:52:55,060 --> 01:53:04,780
I saw a little bit of a jaw and I'm like I didn't look enough at the jaw six four

1973
01:53:06,260 --> 01:53:11,980
Six to four where are you finding these pictures for Chan the fourth channel?

1974
01:53:15,500 --> 01:53:20,580
Let me see because sometimes I forget you know what these actually are how do you know the

1975
01:53:20,580 --> 01:53:23,460
Honey, how do you know okay? This is good one. What's this one?

1976
01:53:26,340 --> 01:53:28,340
Girl or training that's

1977
01:53:32,020 --> 01:53:38,740
The controller is well-placed, but the shape of the hips no what I feel like they had their tits removed

1978
01:53:39,380 --> 01:53:40,980
the zipper tits

1979
01:53:40,980 --> 01:53:42,980
Yeah, they're not quite

1980
01:53:42,980 --> 01:53:48,740
It's like a trainee, but it's not a girl training. It's like a guy. It's hard right. It's like a

1981
01:53:50,340 --> 01:53:52,340
It's the other way around

1982
01:53:56,980 --> 01:53:58,980
It's confusing he says training

1983
01:54:00,500 --> 01:54:05,140
I think I see some balls there. I couldn't tell like there's no obvious

1984
01:54:05,940 --> 01:54:08,900
Distinguishing factor because the controller is so well placed

1985
01:54:08,900 --> 01:54:16,180
Also look at the definition in the arm. I know I and the the problems with the side there you say tranny you will say tranny

1986
01:54:16,180 --> 01:54:18,180
Yeah, all right

1987
01:54:19,300 --> 01:54:21,300
That was that

1988
01:54:22,340 --> 01:54:27,060
Sucks for her that's the flat is that's a man's chest. Yeah

1989
01:54:29,220 --> 01:54:31,780
Not even pecs just like flat. It's just like

1990
01:54:33,060 --> 01:54:35,060
It's cut out. That's why I thought it was a

1991
01:54:35,060 --> 01:54:38,580
Trans man next one for you

1992
01:54:41,780 --> 01:54:47,940
Do you think that girl's hot with the small tips the one that we just saw yeah, no I would be like

1993
01:54:49,940 --> 01:54:51,940
This oh the hands though

1994
01:54:56,180 --> 01:54:57,300
Woman

1995
01:54:57,300 --> 01:54:59,540
Oh, he says woman. I'm saying woman on this one

1996
01:55:00,100 --> 01:55:02,500
I'm saying woman because of a very distinct

1997
01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:04,500
feature that I will feel after

1998
01:55:06,180 --> 01:55:10,420
Yeah, I think that's a woman just because of the way the pits are and not even the tits

1999
01:55:11,620 --> 01:55:13,620
Fucking the way that the yes

2000
01:55:15,220 --> 01:55:20,820
I think they say they say it's a woman. They're correct the belly button. Yeah, really

2001
01:55:21,380 --> 01:55:25,860
I I could see some like there's a shape that they have that men don't

2002
01:55:27,700 --> 01:55:29,700
Because like I see like the

2003
01:55:29,700 --> 01:55:35,540
V2 but because like yeah, the guy's visa's like thick. Yeah. It's all right. Last one. What's the score?

2004
01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:38,580
Seven to five seven to five

2005
01:55:39,460 --> 01:55:41,460
You all have a chance, but

2006
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:47,700
This one's worth ten points

2007
01:55:54,980 --> 01:55:56,980
This one's worth one hundred thousand

2008
01:55:56,980 --> 01:56:00,500
100,000 points I trade those points in for something

2009
01:56:06,100 --> 01:56:08,100
He's thinking to girl

2010
01:56:11,860 --> 01:56:15,140
Some stuff dance hook girl I say girl

2011
01:56:17,940 --> 01:56:19,940
I think it's not a girl

2012
01:56:20,980 --> 01:56:22,980
Don't think it's an ugly girl. Oh

2013
01:56:22,980 --> 01:56:26,980
wrong, ah, I was iffy because the throat

2014
01:56:28,580 --> 01:56:30,580
Oh Tyler wins seven to five

2015
01:56:36,900 --> 01:56:40,580
Tyler doesn't win I forfeit what I lose did I miss two on that?

2016
01:56:42,260 --> 01:56:44,260
There's ten questions

2017
01:56:44,740 --> 01:56:47,460
So unless we fucked up the score we might have fucked up the score

2018
01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:50,500
Make a sub to the

2019
01:56:50,500 --> 01:56:54,740
Fuck off the score make a subreddit listeners and tell us

2020
01:56:55,620 --> 01:56:59,060
You could play along too at home. Yeah emails your trap photos

2021
01:57:00,740 --> 01:57:03,700
Untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. Yeah

2022
01:57:07,940 --> 01:57:12,420
Don't do that only legal age people this for the love of god

2023
01:57:13,460 --> 01:57:16,500
For the love of christ. Oh my god, that was brutal

2024
01:57:16,500 --> 01:57:22,740
Oh, show fucking that one though that that one threw me off that that really did was shocking

2025
01:57:23,220 --> 01:57:27,060
That one was shocking. I mean it makes sense to guys questioning your sexuality

2026
01:57:27,300 --> 01:57:32,900
No, i'm just saying like the the tit angle was weird. Yeah, so that probably could have gave it gave it away, but yeah

2027
01:57:33,380 --> 01:57:37,860
Yeah, also the jawline was pretty thick but i've seen some ladies. Yeah, but that russian chick

2028
01:57:38,020 --> 01:57:44,260
Yeah, that one was like this hadn't worked that was more mainly. Yeah, that might have been plastic surgery. Yeah, it's plastic surgery face stretching. Yeah

2029
01:57:44,260 --> 01:57:46,260
Yeah

2030
01:57:46,260 --> 01:57:48,260
Wow, I don't know. It was sketching

2031
01:57:49,460 --> 01:57:50,980
Sketching

2032
01:57:50,980 --> 01:57:57,460
Sketch. Yeah, that was fucked up. This is why I require people to tell me show me your medical history. Show me your penis

2033
01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:07,380
Hey nice cock bro, nice cock bro. Beepus. Beepus. Nice cock bro. Sending me your dick pics. Mm. Yeah, let's put him in the group chat

2034
01:58:07,380 --> 01:58:13,220
Fucking sending it to me. My name's not Taylor. It's Tyler Beepus

2035
01:58:15,620 --> 01:58:16,900
So

2036
01:58:16,900 --> 01:58:18,580
Did you hear about um

2037
01:58:18,580 --> 01:58:20,580
Trump what about right?

2038
01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:24,260
New allegations against trump they keep on doing

2039
01:58:25,460 --> 01:58:26,660
Document

2040
01:58:26,660 --> 01:58:31,060
Yeah, all these other fucking old pieces of shit like senators are just like

2041
01:58:31,780 --> 01:58:35,940
Blanking out like you see the new one. Mitch. We've got new charges fucking brain fart. Yeah

2042
01:58:35,940 --> 01:58:40,660
He's got new charges bro classified documents found in mara logo. Oh no

2043
01:58:41,700 --> 01:58:48,020
Hunter biden fucking administration had like hundreds of documents found in multiple locations. What's happening?

2044
01:58:48,020 --> 01:58:54,660
It's also strange that I saw an article about a random person on

2045
01:58:55,460 --> 01:59:00,900
Barack Obama's property who I think was his chef was found dead in his pond

2046
01:59:01,940 --> 01:59:03,940
Spicy. Yeah

2047
01:59:03,940 --> 01:59:05,700
Yeah

2048
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:09,860
Yeah, I love all these like classified document problems with trump

2049
01:59:09,940 --> 01:59:14,900
But when the hunter biden people do now he was he was trying to get his war thunder account

2050
01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:22,660
I need to prove a point. I need to prove a point. I must point I am the best at this game

2051
01:59:23,220 --> 01:59:26,740
My guns are bigger than everyone else's my shells are the best

2052
01:59:27,140 --> 01:59:29,700
I have the best kill if Donald trump played war thunder

2053
01:59:29,700 --> 01:59:35,140
He would do something like that. He would have the entire server banned if he one lost the game

2054
01:59:35,700 --> 01:59:41,780
And two was on top of the leaderboard. Yeah, he'd be like this is obviously bad. This is uh rigged. I

2055
01:59:42,420 --> 01:59:50,260
Am spiced, you know, these people they just they just they're just worthless. They're just worthless trump requested deletion of security footage

2056
01:59:50,340 --> 01:59:52,580
At mara logo after it was subpoenaed

2057
01:59:55,220 --> 01:59:56,580
He's hiding evidence

2058
01:59:56,580 --> 02:00:04,100
Well, I mean the evidence of like the hunter biden people like the amount of classified documents they've found

2059
02:00:05,140 --> 02:00:09,860
in their states just on the fucking floor out in the open like

2060
02:00:10,640 --> 02:00:14,980
hundreds if not thousands of files like you could fact check me on this one, but like

2061
02:00:15,860 --> 02:00:19,460
There's more from them than trump could do in a lifetime

2062
02:00:20,020 --> 02:00:22,020
and that's not because like

2063
02:00:22,100 --> 02:00:25,300
I support the dude or night decks. I didn't actually fucking vote in that election

2064
02:00:25,300 --> 02:00:28,340
I was in basic training. They didn't let us vote. They were supposed to

2065
02:00:28,900 --> 02:00:32,500
We were supposed to like oh, we'll get the paperwork square and then they're like, oh, it's too late. Sorry

2066
02:00:32,580 --> 02:00:34,260
We fucked up we forgot

2067
02:00:34,260 --> 02:00:36,980
And like oh, thanks. I don't get to vote. Fuck you then

2068
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:43,140
So fucking soldiers vote they were supposed to but they fucked up and they didn't so yeah

2069
02:00:43,780 --> 02:00:45,780
Like a couple thousand soldiers didn't get to vote

2070
02:00:46,420 --> 02:00:51,140
Um, and you were one of them. I was one of them. It was my first ever time to vote too

2071
02:00:51,140 --> 02:00:53,380
Because I had just turned 18 a few months ago

2072
02:00:53,380 --> 02:00:55,380
but yeah, so

2073
02:00:55,380 --> 02:00:57,380
the amount of shit that

2074
02:00:57,380 --> 02:01:02,180
The current administration has done versus what trump did is unbelievable

2075
02:01:02,180 --> 02:01:05,380
It's unbelievable, but nobody wants to talk about that because they don't want to have that conversation

2076
02:01:05,380 --> 02:01:07,380
Would you fuck a bald chick?

2077
02:01:07,380 --> 02:01:11,380
I fucked a chick with a shaved head before

2078
02:01:11,380 --> 02:01:13,380
That works. I love that shit

2079
02:01:13,380 --> 02:01:17,380
Buzz cut. Yeah, that's cool. I thought she was a dyke, but apparently she wasn't

2080
02:01:17,380 --> 02:01:19,380
That that was my fucking type bro

2081
02:01:19,380 --> 02:01:21,380
It was insane like she was she wasn't goth though

2082
02:01:21,380 --> 02:01:27,380
She was just short hair. She liked the style. I'm like I like the style short hair. She was

2083
02:01:29,380 --> 02:01:35,380
Oh, absolutely. Fuck. I just stood there dude short hair chicks are either dykes or they're the best

2084
02:01:37,380 --> 02:01:41,380
Oh my god, I uh, I dated a girl at cancer

2085
02:01:43,380 --> 02:01:45,380
And she was bald

2086
02:01:45,380 --> 02:01:47,380
Bro those are the best because you don't have to pull out

2087
02:01:47,380 --> 02:01:51,380
Bro those are the best because you don't have to pull out

2088
02:01:51,380 --> 02:01:53,380
Did you date her or were you like her last like this is what I want before death

2089
02:01:53,380 --> 02:01:57,380
Bro knock her up so you get a double kill

2090
02:01:59,380 --> 02:02:01,380
She couldn't get pregnant because of the chemo

2091
02:02:01,380 --> 02:02:03,380
Oh god

2092
02:02:03,380 --> 02:02:05,380
Yeah I did

2093
02:02:05,380 --> 02:02:09,380
I found her on Tinder and she's like you're like one of the only guys who actually swiped right on me

2094
02:02:09,380 --> 02:02:13,380
I'm like I still think you're attractive and she's like I have cancer

2095
02:02:13,380 --> 02:02:15,380
I'm like

2096
02:02:15,380 --> 02:02:17,380
Let's fuck before you die

2097
02:02:17,380 --> 02:02:19,380
I'm like I mean I'm still down

2098
02:02:19,380 --> 02:02:23,380
Let's go like we ain't gonna be serious but we're just gonna be fucking cause you're gonna die

2099
02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:25,380
Like we're both aware that you're not making it

2100
02:02:25,380 --> 02:02:27,380
Yeah

2101
02:02:27,380 --> 02:02:29,380
So you can't really expect a relationship

2102
02:02:29,380 --> 02:02:31,380
Although I didn't check in on her afterwards

2103
02:02:31,380 --> 02:02:33,380
She might still be alive

2104
02:02:33,380 --> 02:02:35,380
She might have pulled through

2105
02:02:35,380 --> 02:02:37,380
But I hope she did

2106
02:02:37,380 --> 02:02:39,380
If you're out there listening

2107
02:02:39,380 --> 02:02:41,380
I'm shocked and good for you

2108
02:02:41,380 --> 02:02:43,380
If you're out there listening Kim

2109
02:02:43,380 --> 02:02:45,380
Good good good for you

2110
02:02:45,380 --> 02:02:47,380
Power to you

2111
02:02:47,380 --> 02:02:49,380
Do I have to bleep that?

2112
02:02:49,380 --> 02:02:51,380
The name probably

2113
02:02:51,380 --> 02:02:53,380
Nah I mean I didn't say her last name

2114
02:02:53,380 --> 02:02:55,380
That's also a super common name

2115
02:02:55,380 --> 02:02:57,380
What is Justin name

2116
02:02:57,380 --> 02:02:59,380
It was Slim Shady's wife actually

2117
02:02:59,380 --> 02:03:01,380
Don't leave on fucking Belgium those Kim

2118
02:03:05,380 --> 02:03:07,380
She was a good leg

2119
02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:09,380
I'm just saying

2120
02:03:09,380 --> 02:03:11,380
Nah I

2121
02:03:11,380 --> 02:03:13,380
There was a girl

2122
02:03:13,380 --> 02:03:15,380
At this deployment at almost

2123
02:03:15,380 --> 02:03:17,380
I was almost there

2124
02:03:17,380 --> 02:03:19,380
I held strong though

2125
02:03:19,380 --> 02:03:21,380
I pushed through

2126
02:03:21,380 --> 02:03:23,380
We must stay focused brothers

2127
02:03:23,380 --> 02:03:25,380
We must stay focused

2128
02:03:25,380 --> 02:03:27,380
Fucking stay focused

2129
02:03:29,380 --> 02:03:31,380
It was the last time

2130
02:03:31,380 --> 02:03:33,380
You fucking psycho

2131
02:03:33,380 --> 02:03:35,380
It was the last

2132
02:03:35,380 --> 02:03:37,380
Oh you idiot

2133
02:03:37,380 --> 02:03:39,380
It was like the last two months

2134
02:03:39,380 --> 02:03:41,380
Of the deployment and I was really feeling weak

2135
02:03:41,380 --> 02:03:43,380
So I got

2136
02:03:43,380 --> 02:03:45,380
We were talking

2137
02:03:45,380 --> 02:03:47,380
How much semen do you think are on those bases?

2138
02:03:49,380 --> 02:03:51,380
I mean you could probably impregnate the entire continent

2139
02:03:53,380 --> 02:03:55,380
You could probably impregnate the entire continent

2140
02:03:57,380 --> 02:03:59,380
I would not want to take a blacklight to your base

2141
02:03:59,380 --> 02:04:01,380
I wouldn't either

2142
02:04:03,380 --> 02:04:05,380
But you just don't think about that

2143
02:04:05,380 --> 02:04:07,380
Especially when you're

2144
02:04:07,380 --> 02:04:09,380
Showering

2145
02:04:09,380 --> 02:04:11,380
The showers there were fucking massive

2146
02:04:11,380 --> 02:04:13,380
So did you have like the

2147
02:04:13,380 --> 02:04:15,380
Quarantined off showers

2148
02:04:15,380 --> 02:04:17,380
Or was it just one big high school shower type thing

2149
02:04:17,380 --> 02:04:19,380
Nah we had like separate showers

2150
02:04:19,380 --> 02:04:21,380
This is a picture of

2151
02:04:21,380 --> 02:04:23,380
The shower

2152
02:04:23,380 --> 02:04:25,380
Okay

2153
02:04:25,380 --> 02:04:27,380
That definitely does look like Russian

2154
02:04:27,380 --> 02:04:29,380
Cold war era shower

2155
02:04:29,380 --> 02:04:31,380
It was a shitty shower but you had a lot of space in it

2156
02:04:31,380 --> 02:04:33,380
You had a spacious area

2157
02:04:33,380 --> 02:04:35,380
Did you run out of hot water ever?

2158
02:04:35,380 --> 02:04:37,380
It was also dependent on which shower you used

2159
02:04:37,380 --> 02:04:39,380
Some showers had better hot water pressure

2160
02:04:39,380 --> 02:04:41,380
And better hot water than others

2161
02:04:41,380 --> 02:04:43,380
So did they all have their own hot water heater?

2162
02:04:43,380 --> 02:04:45,380
Or was it all one thing?

2163
02:04:45,380 --> 02:04:47,380
I didn't know, we had two separate

2164
02:04:47,380 --> 02:04:49,380
Hard staying bathrooms for the men

2165
02:04:49,380 --> 02:04:51,380
The women had a weird conic shower

2166
02:04:51,380 --> 02:04:53,380
Because we had like four women

2167
02:04:55,380 --> 02:04:57,380
So they had a separate bathroom

2168
02:04:57,380 --> 02:04:59,380
That was coded

2169
02:04:59,380 --> 02:05:01,380
It had a coded door and only the women knew the code to it

2170
02:05:01,380 --> 02:05:03,380
But half the time the code was just unlocked

2171
02:05:03,380 --> 02:05:05,380
And you get to fucking use it

2172
02:05:05,380 --> 02:05:07,380
I wonder if something happened in there

2173
02:05:07,380 --> 02:05:09,380
So funny enough there was actually

2174
02:05:09,380 --> 02:05:11,380
We had a fire crew there

2175
02:05:11,380 --> 02:05:13,380
One of them was a creepy old dude

2176
02:05:15,380 --> 02:05:17,380
And he would go around

2177
02:05:17,380 --> 02:05:19,380
Just blatantly asking the females for pictures

2178
02:05:19,380 --> 02:05:21,380
And then he actually

2179
02:05:21,380 --> 02:05:23,380
Got caught trying to put cameras in the bathroom

2180
02:05:23,380 --> 02:05:25,380
I can think of someone else who did that

2181
02:05:25,380 --> 02:05:27,380
Oh I know somebody who did that

2182
02:05:27,380 --> 02:05:29,380
Yes yes

2183
02:05:29,380 --> 02:05:31,380
He pretended to be part of the cleaning crew

2184
02:05:31,380 --> 02:05:33,380
But it's a very small fucking base

2185
02:05:33,380 --> 02:05:35,380
So everyone knows

2186
02:05:35,380 --> 02:05:37,380
What everyone does

2187
02:05:37,380 --> 02:05:39,380
And who everyone is

2188
02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:41,380
So it's like

2189
02:05:41,380 --> 02:05:43,380
You're not part of the cleaning crew

2190
02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:45,380
What the fuck are you doing in there

2191
02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:47,380
He was gone the next day

2192
02:05:47,380 --> 02:05:49,380
On a plane the fuck out of there

2193
02:05:49,380 --> 02:05:51,380
And that, getting on a plane the next day

2194
02:05:51,380 --> 02:05:53,380
Is very hard to do because you've packed

2195
02:05:53,380 --> 02:05:55,380
A lot of shit and most people unpack

2196
02:05:55,380 --> 02:05:57,380
And they live there for nine fucking months

2197
02:05:57,380 --> 02:05:59,380
You have your room, you don't shift around

2198
02:05:59,380 --> 02:06:01,380
You've got piss poor leadership

2199
02:06:01,380 --> 02:06:03,380
Who's like, yo we're just going to jumble you around all the fucking time

2200
02:06:03,380 --> 02:06:05,380
Like no dude, fuck off

2201
02:06:05,380 --> 02:06:07,380
So

2202
02:06:07,380 --> 02:06:09,380
What ended up happening, he just fucking

2203
02:06:09,380 --> 02:06:11,380
Gone

2204
02:06:11,380 --> 02:06:13,380
He just gone and

2205
02:06:13,380 --> 02:06:15,380
Yeah, never saw him again

2206
02:06:17,380 --> 02:06:19,380
Sent to the nether realm

2207
02:06:19,380 --> 02:06:21,380
Bye bye, he got sent to the shadow realm

2208
02:06:21,380 --> 02:06:23,380
But that happened

2209
02:06:23,380 --> 02:06:25,380
So that was like the creepiest thing for the women that happened

2210
02:06:25,380 --> 02:06:27,380
To my knowledge anyway

2211
02:06:27,380 --> 02:06:29,380
Now, it was a fuckfest on this base

2212
02:06:29,380 --> 02:06:31,380
Like everyone, like most people were just fucking everyone

2213
02:06:31,380 --> 02:06:33,380
Cause there was so few women

2214
02:06:33,380 --> 02:06:35,380
So those four chicks got passed around

2215
02:06:35,380 --> 02:06:37,380
No, there was one girl who came

2216
02:06:37,380 --> 02:06:39,380
Like leader in the deployment

2217
02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:41,380
And she got passed around

2218
02:06:41,380 --> 02:06:43,380
She was married too

2219
02:06:43,380 --> 02:06:45,380
She wore her ring

2220
02:06:45,380 --> 02:06:47,380
And she got fucking passed around

2221
02:06:47,380 --> 02:06:49,380
And she had no shame about it

2222
02:06:49,380 --> 02:06:51,380
This is why Ken did nothing wrong

2223
02:06:53,380 --> 02:06:55,380
But yeah, I'm like

2224
02:06:55,380 --> 02:06:57,380
And she talked to me one time

2225
02:06:57,380 --> 02:06:59,380
I don't want to do that

2226
02:06:59,380 --> 02:07:01,380
I don't want to speak to you with any interaction

2227
02:07:01,380 --> 02:07:03,380
Whatsoever, like we, cause her job

2228
02:07:03,380 --> 02:07:05,380
Was nowhere near related to mine

2229
02:07:05,380 --> 02:07:07,380
There was no reason for me to speak to her whatsoever

2230
02:07:07,380 --> 02:07:09,380
And she approached me one day

2231
02:07:09,380 --> 02:07:11,380
And I'm like, we don't need to be speaking

2232
02:07:11,380 --> 02:07:13,380
Don't talk to me

2233
02:07:13,380 --> 02:07:15,380
She outranked me at the time

2234
02:07:15,380 --> 02:07:17,380
And then I got promoted and we were at equal rank

2235
02:07:17,380 --> 02:07:19,380
She was a sergeant

2236
02:07:19,380 --> 02:07:21,380
But I'm like, we do not

2237
02:07:21,380 --> 02:07:23,380
There is no conversation that ever

2238
02:07:23,380 --> 02:07:25,380
Is something that I want to be a part of with you

2239
02:07:25,380 --> 02:07:27,380
There is no conversation that I ever need to be a part of

2240
02:07:27,380 --> 02:07:29,380
If one of your fucking people died

2241
02:07:29,380 --> 02:07:31,380
You still don't need to talk to me

2242
02:07:31,380 --> 02:07:33,380
You go talk to the fucking medic

2243
02:07:33,380 --> 02:07:35,380
Not me, I don't care

2244
02:07:35,380 --> 02:07:37,380
Not my job to care

2245
02:07:37,380 --> 02:07:39,380
My job is to fucking tell people

2246
02:07:39,380 --> 02:07:41,380
When we're getting shit on by the fucking

2247
02:07:41,380 --> 02:07:43,380
Other people who are trying to kill us

2248
02:07:43,380 --> 02:07:45,380
That's my job

2249
02:07:45,380 --> 02:07:47,380
Then I fucking leave my station

2250
02:07:47,380 --> 02:07:49,380
Someone comes and relieves me and I go and fucking

2251
02:07:49,380 --> 02:07:51,380
Smoke people too

2252
02:07:51,380 --> 02:07:53,380
So yeah, you don't ever need to speak to me

2253
02:07:53,380 --> 02:07:55,380
Go away

2254
02:07:55,380 --> 02:07:57,380
Was she at least hot?

2255
02:07:57,380 --> 02:07:59,380
She had like a rat face

2256
02:07:59,380 --> 02:08:01,380
Like a very scrunched face

2257
02:08:01,380 --> 02:08:03,380
She had like a fit

2258
02:08:03,380 --> 02:08:05,380
Like ass

2259
02:08:05,380 --> 02:08:07,380
But she was fit

2260
02:08:07,380 --> 02:08:09,380
Like six pack fit or like semi six pack fit?

2261
02:08:09,380 --> 02:08:11,380
The light six pack?

2262
02:08:11,380 --> 02:08:13,380
When she wore yoga pants

2263
02:08:13,380 --> 02:08:15,380
Or like tight leggings

2264
02:08:15,380 --> 02:08:17,380
It was like, it was nice to look at

2265
02:08:17,380 --> 02:08:19,380
And then you looked at who it was and you're like

2266
02:08:19,380 --> 02:08:21,380
Unless you're okay with that

2267
02:08:21,380 --> 02:08:23,380
And it's like, have at it dude

2268
02:08:23,380 --> 02:08:25,380
I can't do that

2269
02:08:25,380 --> 02:08:27,380
She had a full leg sleeve and that was like the most attractive part about her

2270
02:08:27,380 --> 02:08:29,380
And then I figured out what she was

2271
02:08:29,380 --> 02:08:31,380
Like I saw her

2272
02:08:31,380 --> 02:08:33,380
The first time I saw her I'm like, oh you're attractive

2273
02:08:33,380 --> 02:08:35,380
And then I figured out like an hour later

2274
02:08:35,380 --> 02:08:37,380
Who the fuck she was

2275
02:08:37,380 --> 02:08:39,380
Because a girl that I knew in Djibouti

2276
02:08:39,380 --> 02:08:41,380
Was telling me about her, warned me about her

2277
02:08:41,380 --> 02:08:43,380
And I'm like, oh

2278
02:08:43,380 --> 02:08:45,380
Thanks for the heads up

2279
02:08:45,380 --> 02:08:47,380
And then I saw her and I'm like, does she have a full leg sleeve?

2280
02:08:47,380 --> 02:08:49,380
And she's like, yes

2281
02:08:49,380 --> 02:08:51,380
Is this her last name? And she's like, yes

2282
02:08:51,380 --> 02:08:53,380
She need five? She's like, yes

2283
02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:55,380
I know exactly who we were talking about

2284
02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:57,380
She's standing right in front of me in the chow line

2285
02:08:59,380 --> 02:09:01,380
So yeah

2286
02:09:01,380 --> 02:09:03,380
Figured out who she was

2287
02:09:03,380 --> 02:09:05,380
I figured most army bitches would be Les

2288
02:09:05,380 --> 02:09:07,380
I ended up roasting her

2289
02:09:07,380 --> 02:09:09,380
We had a group chat, it was a swap and sell chat

2290
02:09:09,380 --> 02:09:11,380
Where you could swap and sell items and everything you fucking wanted

2291
02:09:11,380 --> 02:09:13,380
Like vapes and whatever the fuck

2292
02:09:13,380 --> 02:09:15,380
Fans, chargers, weights

2293
02:09:15,380 --> 02:09:17,380
You wanted to swap or sell with someone

2294
02:09:17,380 --> 02:09:19,380
You could put it in this chat, most of the base was in it

2295
02:09:19,380 --> 02:09:21,380
And she said

2296
02:09:21,380 --> 02:09:23,380
Some shit, she got a tattoo of a gunner

2297
02:09:23,380 --> 02:09:25,380
Like a gunner's tattoo, with the wrong gun

2298
02:09:25,380 --> 02:09:27,380
On it

2299
02:09:27,380 --> 02:09:29,380
And it also had the dates

2300
02:09:29,380 --> 02:09:31,380
It had our base name

2301
02:09:31,380 --> 02:09:33,380
And then 2022, 2023

2302
02:09:33,380 --> 02:09:35,380
She had only been at the base

2303
02:09:35,380 --> 02:09:37,380
She only came to the base in like 2023

2304
02:09:37,380 --> 02:09:39,380
And she was only there for like two and a half weeks

2305
02:09:39,380 --> 02:09:41,380
When she fucking got this tattoo

2306
02:09:41,380 --> 02:09:43,380
And then, so I let that slide

2307
02:09:43,380 --> 02:09:45,380
I commented on it

2308
02:09:45,380 --> 02:09:47,380
In a nice little jab

2309
02:09:47,380 --> 02:09:49,380
And people reacted

2310
02:09:49,380 --> 02:09:51,380
Because the whole camp was in it, they would watch this chat

2311
02:09:51,380 --> 02:09:53,380
Most people were just lurking it

2312
02:09:53,380 --> 02:09:55,380
There was the main group of people who talked in it

2313
02:09:55,380 --> 02:09:57,380
And then there was people who would drop

2314
02:09:57,380 --> 02:09:59,380
One liners and those people were like

2315
02:09:59,380 --> 02:10:01,380
Whenever I spoke in it, it was like

2316
02:10:01,380 --> 02:10:03,380
Noticed

2317
02:10:03,380 --> 02:10:05,380
But nobody knew my face because you had your little

2318
02:10:05,380 --> 02:10:07,380
Profile icon and you could make it whatever you wanted

2319
02:10:07,380 --> 02:10:09,380
Picture yourself or some stupid image

2320
02:10:09,380 --> 02:10:11,380
Mine was a picture of

2321
02:10:11,380 --> 02:10:13,380
The image of what our call sign would be

2322
02:10:13,380 --> 02:10:15,380
My call sign was phantom

2323
02:10:15,380 --> 02:10:17,380
So you're a ghost? Yeah, so we had like a weird ghost

2324
02:10:17,380 --> 02:10:19,380
I still have it, I'll show you guys in a minute

2325
02:10:19,380 --> 02:10:21,380
But like

2326
02:10:21,380 --> 02:10:23,380
So we had this and I

2327
02:10:23,380 --> 02:10:25,380
Made a comment on it

2328
02:10:25,380 --> 02:10:27,380
And she

2329
02:10:27,380 --> 02:10:29,380
The camp kind of liked that and shit

2330
02:10:29,380 --> 02:10:31,380
So, let me see here

2331
02:10:31,380 --> 02:10:33,380
That's my fucking

2332
02:10:33,380 --> 02:10:35,380
Background

2333
02:10:35,380 --> 02:10:37,380
But, yeah

2334
02:10:37,380 --> 02:10:39,380
So they said shit about that and they were like

2335
02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:41,380
Oh my god, what the fuck, you just roasted her

2336
02:10:41,380 --> 02:10:43,380
And then

2337
02:10:43,380 --> 02:10:45,380
So

2338
02:10:45,380 --> 02:10:47,380
Yeah, now it's called

2339
02:10:47,380 --> 02:10:49,380
The swap, sell, and roast session

2340
02:10:49,380 --> 02:10:51,380
Chat

2341
02:10:51,380 --> 02:10:53,380
Because some kid was trying to sell

2342
02:10:53,380 --> 02:10:55,380
A switch

2343
02:10:55,380 --> 02:10:57,380
Or a steam deck actually

2344
02:10:57,380 --> 02:10:59,380
And

2345
02:10:59,380 --> 02:11:01,380
She said in the chat

2346
02:11:01,380 --> 02:11:03,380
Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin

2347
02:11:03,380 --> 02:11:05,380
And then I'm like

2348
02:11:05,380 --> 02:11:07,380
As a gamer I have to step up

2349
02:11:07,380 --> 02:11:09,380
Gamers rise up bro

2350
02:11:09,380 --> 02:11:11,380
And then, so we had a poopedemic

2351
02:11:11,380 --> 02:11:13,380
Is what we called it, a lot of people

2352
02:11:13,380 --> 02:11:15,380
We had food poisoning happen and a lot of

2353
02:11:15,380 --> 02:11:17,380
People got the shits for like a month

2354
02:11:17,380 --> 02:11:19,380
And a half, two months at a time, people were just

2355
02:11:19,380 --> 02:11:21,380
Shitting their fucking brains out, I had the shits for like

2356
02:11:21,380 --> 02:11:23,380
Three weeks there, and she was there

2357
02:11:23,380 --> 02:11:25,380
For like two and a half, three weeks at this time when she said

2358
02:11:25,380 --> 02:11:27,380
This, and I come in

2359
02:11:27,380 --> 02:11:29,380
And then

2360
02:11:29,380 --> 02:11:31,380
She said something else and I wasn't going to say anything for that comment

2361
02:11:31,380 --> 02:11:33,380
Then she came in with something else

2362
02:11:33,380 --> 02:11:35,380
Like virgin's unite or some shit like that

2363
02:11:35,380 --> 02:11:37,380
And I'm like alright, I'm fucking destroying her

2364
02:11:37,380 --> 02:11:39,380
So all my people, I told my people

2365
02:11:39,380 --> 02:11:41,380
In my group chat, I'm like yo I'm gonna fucking destroy her

2366
02:11:41,380 --> 02:11:43,380
Watch the chat

2367
02:11:43,380 --> 02:11:45,380
Watch, prepare, watch the chat

2368
02:11:47,380 --> 02:11:49,380
So then I started typing and when I started typing

2369
02:11:49,380 --> 02:11:51,380
People recognized my icon

2370
02:11:51,380 --> 02:11:53,380
And they were like oh boy, let him cook

2371
02:11:53,380 --> 02:11:55,380
I had like four let him cooks pop up

2372
02:11:55,380 --> 02:11:57,380
Let him cook

2373
02:11:57,380 --> 02:11:59,380
And so I

2374
02:11:59,380 --> 02:12:01,380
Send this and I'm like

2375
02:12:01,380 --> 02:12:03,380
You got a fucking gunner's tattoo

2376
02:12:03,380 --> 02:12:05,380
You're not even a gunner

2377
02:12:05,380 --> 02:12:07,380
You're a fucking generator mechanic

2378
02:12:07,380 --> 02:12:09,380
I gotta pull this up cause what I said was better than

2379
02:12:09,380 --> 02:12:11,380
Me trying to paraphrase this shit bro

2380
02:12:11,380 --> 02:12:13,380
Oh my god, let me find

2381
02:12:13,380 --> 02:12:15,380
This shit, hang on, bear with me

2382
02:12:15,380 --> 02:12:17,380
Bear with me

2383
02:12:17,380 --> 02:12:19,380
You still have it?

2384
02:12:19,380 --> 02:12:21,380
Oh my god yes

2385
02:12:21,380 --> 02:12:23,380
Okay here we go

2386
02:12:23,380 --> 02:12:25,380
Virgins to combat is what she said, here's what I said

2387
02:12:25,380 --> 02:12:27,380
So she said

2388
02:12:27,380 --> 02:12:29,380
In 2023 we can identify as virgins if we want

2389
02:12:29,380 --> 02:12:31,380
That gets us into heaven right?

2390
02:12:31,380 --> 02:12:33,380
So I said

2391
02:12:33,380 --> 02:12:35,380
Didn't you get a gunner tattoo

2392
02:12:35,380 --> 02:12:37,380
That says

2393
02:12:37,380 --> 02:12:39,380
The base we're at on it

2394
02:12:39,380 --> 02:12:41,380
With 2022 to 2023

2395
02:12:41,380 --> 02:12:43,380
And you spent most of your deployment in DJ

2396
02:12:43,380 --> 02:12:45,380
Djibouti

2397
02:12:45,380 --> 02:12:47,380
When guys have had the shits longer than you've been here

2398
02:12:47,380 --> 02:12:49,380
I have

2399
02:12:49,380 --> 02:12:51,380
On that message I had instantly

2400
02:12:51,380 --> 02:12:53,380
Within five minutes

2401
02:12:53,380 --> 02:12:55,380
21 laughing reactions

2402
02:12:55,380 --> 02:12:57,380
4 death reactions

2403
02:12:57,380 --> 02:12:59,380
And I had

2404
02:12:59,380 --> 02:13:01,380
Four death reactions

2405
02:13:01,380 --> 02:13:03,380
And like three other different reactions

2406
02:13:03,380 --> 02:13:05,380
And then the chat just went

2407
02:13:05,380 --> 02:13:07,380
Wild

2408
02:13:07,380 --> 02:13:09,380
And everyone's like oh my god you just

2409
02:13:09,380 --> 02:13:11,380
Fucking killed her

2410
02:13:11,380 --> 02:13:13,380
She's dead

2411
02:13:13,380 --> 02:13:15,380
And then immediately after that they changed

2412
02:13:15,380 --> 02:13:17,380
The chat name to swap, sell

2413
02:13:17,380 --> 02:13:19,380
And roast session

2414
02:13:19,380 --> 02:13:21,380
And I'm like sweet victory

2415
02:13:21,380 --> 02:13:23,380
Sweet sweet victory

2416
02:13:23,380 --> 02:13:25,380
And she shut up, she didn't even come at me

2417
02:13:25,380 --> 02:13:27,380
She didn't come at my comment after that, she went after the same

2418
02:13:27,380 --> 02:13:29,380
Kid she was going at before

2419
02:13:29,380 --> 02:13:31,380
And then I come in and I just

2420
02:13:31,380 --> 02:13:33,380
Hit her again

2421
02:13:33,380 --> 02:13:35,380
And everyone's just like oh my god stop

2422
02:13:35,380 --> 02:13:37,380
Fucking beating the dead horse

2423
02:13:37,380 --> 02:13:39,380
He's already dead

2424
02:13:39,380 --> 02:13:41,380
And I'm like no

2425
02:13:41,380 --> 02:13:43,380
She didn't say anything to me

2426
02:13:43,380 --> 02:13:45,380
She was just, she couldn't recover

2427
02:13:45,380 --> 02:13:47,380
And then the chat just

2428
02:13:47,380 --> 02:13:49,380
It sputtered out

2429
02:13:49,380 --> 02:13:51,380
After that the argument sputtered out and I'm like

2430
02:13:51,380 --> 02:13:53,380
Jesus Christ

2431
02:13:53,380 --> 02:13:55,380
She never once defended herself against me

2432
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:57,380
And I'm like

2433
02:13:57,380 --> 02:13:59,380
And that was the end of it, that was the end of it

2434
02:13:59,380 --> 02:14:01,380
And then, she wanted to fuck you bro

2435
02:14:01,380 --> 02:14:03,380
No because we had another reaction

2436
02:14:03,380 --> 02:14:05,380
Later in the next couple of months

2437
02:14:05,380 --> 02:14:07,380
After that where

2438
02:14:07,380 --> 02:14:09,380
One of my guys mistakenly shot a

2439
02:14:09,380 --> 02:14:11,380
Aardvark as opposed to

2440
02:14:11,380 --> 02:14:13,380
A warthog

2441
02:14:13,380 --> 02:14:15,380
Yeah

2442
02:14:15,380 --> 02:14:17,380
And that happened, so people were like

2443
02:14:17,380 --> 02:14:19,380
I'm like do you guys want to eat it?

2444
02:14:19,380 --> 02:14:21,380
And like I mean I'll try it

2445
02:14:21,380 --> 02:14:23,380
I'm like alright bring it back

2446
02:14:23,380 --> 02:14:25,380
So they brought it back

2447
02:14:25,380 --> 02:14:27,380
And I'm like I was on shift at the time

2448
02:14:27,380 --> 02:14:29,380
So I'm like I put it in the chat, does anyone know

2449
02:14:29,380 --> 02:14:31,380
How to skin animals

2450
02:14:31,380 --> 02:14:33,380
And I said reach out, DM me

2451
02:14:33,380 --> 02:14:35,380
She DM'd me

2452
02:14:35,380 --> 02:14:37,380
And she's like yeah what animal? I'm like I got an aardvark

2453
02:14:37,380 --> 02:14:39,380
And she's like

2454
02:14:39,380 --> 02:14:41,380
I've never even fucking seen one of those

2455
02:14:41,380 --> 02:14:43,380
And she's like

2456
02:14:43,380 --> 02:14:45,380
Well I've dressed up deer before

2457
02:14:45,380 --> 02:14:47,380
It can't be any different, I'm like it's a fucking aardvark

2458
02:14:47,380 --> 02:14:49,380
What are you talking about?

2459
02:14:49,380 --> 02:14:51,380
It's vastly different

2460
02:14:51,380 --> 02:14:53,380
It's like fucking Arthur

2461
02:14:53,380 --> 02:14:55,380
It's like an ant eater

2462
02:14:55,380 --> 02:14:57,380
But bigger I think

2463
02:14:57,380 --> 02:14:59,380
It's what Arthur is

2464
02:14:59,380 --> 02:15:01,380
A shorter nose and a fatter snout

2465
02:15:01,380 --> 02:15:03,380
So she takes it and she strings it up

2466
02:15:03,380 --> 02:15:05,380
And the guys who shot it wanted to watch for a little bit

2467
02:15:05,380 --> 02:15:07,380
So they helped out a little bit

2468
02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:09,380
And then they tried it the next day

2469
02:15:09,380 --> 02:15:11,380
It was pretty good, aardvarks not bad

2470
02:15:11,380 --> 02:15:13,380
You guys are fucking insane

2471
02:15:13,380 --> 02:15:15,380
I just shot aardvarks so I might as well eat it

2472
02:15:15,380 --> 02:15:17,380
Yeah so like

2473
02:15:17,380 --> 02:15:19,380
So yeah that happened

2474
02:15:19,380 --> 02:15:21,380
That was an interaction

2475
02:15:21,380 --> 02:15:23,380
And then she ended up coming into the building

2476
02:15:23,380 --> 02:15:25,380
That I was working in

2477
02:15:25,380 --> 02:15:27,380
Before that, at least weeks before that

2478
02:15:27,380 --> 02:15:29,380
It was like maybe a week after I roasted her

2479
02:15:29,380 --> 02:15:31,380
She came into the building to do a tour of where I was working

2480
02:15:31,380 --> 02:15:33,380
For all of our defense systems and defense capabilities

2481
02:15:33,380 --> 02:15:35,380
I was like speaking a lot

2482
02:15:35,380 --> 02:15:37,380
But I didn't have my uniform top on

2483
02:15:37,380 --> 02:15:39,380
That says my last name on it

2484
02:15:39,380 --> 02:15:41,380
It was on my chair right next to me

2485
02:15:41,380 --> 02:15:43,380
And the name tape was like on the

2486
02:15:43,380 --> 02:15:45,380
Front of the chair facing out

2487
02:15:45,380 --> 02:15:47,380
So I sat down in the chair afterwards

2488
02:15:47,380 --> 02:15:49,380
And I made sure it was visible

2489
02:15:49,380 --> 02:15:51,380
And it didn't click with her at all

2490
02:15:51,380 --> 02:15:53,380
And if it did, she hid it very well

2491
02:15:53,380 --> 02:15:55,380
And I'm like

2492
02:15:55,380 --> 02:15:57,380
Even if it doesn't, even if you have

2493
02:15:57,380 --> 02:15:59,380
Any bad thoughts, you have bad vibes about that

2494
02:15:59,380 --> 02:16:01,380
You didn't like what I said

2495
02:16:01,380 --> 02:16:03,380
You still can't fucking touch me for it

2496
02:16:03,380 --> 02:16:05,380
Like you

2497
02:16:05,380 --> 02:16:07,380
Don't outrank the people who supported

2498
02:16:07,380 --> 02:16:09,380
My fucking comment

2499
02:16:09,380 --> 02:16:11,380
I had people from the other platoons

2500
02:16:11,380 --> 02:16:13,380
That were like DMing me

2501
02:16:13,380 --> 02:16:15,380
And putting me in group chats like bro what the fuck

2502
02:16:15,380 --> 02:16:17,380
What did you do to her

2503
02:16:17,380 --> 02:16:19,380
You fucking killed her

2504
02:16:19,380 --> 02:16:21,380
I had no backlash

2505
02:16:21,380 --> 02:16:23,380
From that message

2506
02:16:23,380 --> 02:16:25,380
Whatsoever

2507
02:16:25,380 --> 02:16:27,380
Everyone was DMing me like bro

2508
02:16:27,380 --> 02:16:29,380
You just oh my god

2509
02:16:29,380 --> 02:16:31,380
And I'm

2510
02:16:31,380 --> 02:16:33,380
But yeah I had no backlash

2511
02:16:33,380 --> 02:16:35,380
People were just like happy about it

2512
02:16:35,380 --> 02:16:37,380
Because she is

2513
02:16:37,380 --> 02:16:39,380
She came in and she thought she owned everything

2514
02:16:39,380 --> 02:16:41,380
Like we had a bunch of group chats

2515
02:16:41,380 --> 02:16:43,380
And she would just try to like

2516
02:16:43,380 --> 02:16:45,380
Be part of it

2517
02:16:45,380 --> 02:16:47,380
She would just try to like force her way into these groups of people

2518
02:16:47,380 --> 02:16:49,380
You're not one of the boys

2519
02:16:49,380 --> 02:16:51,380
Yeah you're not well, you're not one of the boys

2520
02:16:51,380 --> 02:16:53,380
You're not welcome in this chat

2521
02:16:53,380 --> 02:16:55,380
Like what are you doing, why are you, why were you added

2522
02:16:55,380 --> 02:16:57,380
Because someone who's fucking you added you

2523
02:16:57,380 --> 02:16:59,380
Yeah probably

2524
02:16:59,380 --> 02:17:01,380
That's exactly what it was too

2525
02:17:01,380 --> 02:17:03,380
But I'm guessing, I always

2526
02:17:03,380 --> 02:17:05,380
Assume that most women in the army were fucking lesbos

2527
02:17:05,380 --> 02:17:07,380
Some yes

2528
02:17:07,380 --> 02:17:09,380
But oddly enough a lot of them no

2529
02:17:09,380 --> 02:17:11,380
Really

2530
02:17:11,380 --> 02:17:13,380
I mean I know a

2531
02:17:13,380 --> 02:17:15,380
You know her too actually a marine

2532
02:17:15,380 --> 02:17:17,380
Who is

2533
02:17:17,380 --> 02:17:19,380
Oh yeah

2534
02:17:19,380 --> 02:17:21,380
So

2535
02:17:21,380 --> 02:17:23,380
I mean that's just

2536
02:17:23,380 --> 02:17:25,380
That was from the start

2537
02:17:25,380 --> 02:17:27,380
Well yes but then no

2538
02:17:27,380 --> 02:17:29,380
Really

2539
02:17:29,380 --> 02:17:31,380
As soon as those two broke up

2540
02:17:31,380 --> 02:17:33,380
There was a bout of bi

2541
02:17:33,380 --> 02:17:35,380
That I was a part of

2542
02:17:35,380 --> 02:17:37,380
And I'm like

2543
02:17:37,380 --> 02:17:39,380
Ha ha

2544
02:17:39,380 --> 02:17:41,380
Ha ha

2545
02:17:41,380 --> 02:17:43,380
But yeah

2546
02:17:43,380 --> 02:17:45,380
She's down south

2547
02:17:45,380 --> 02:17:47,380
And full lesbian

2548
02:17:47,380 --> 02:17:49,380
This girl

2549
02:17:49,380 --> 02:17:51,380
And the deployment was just, she was a bitch

2550
02:17:51,380 --> 02:17:53,380
And she was a

2551
02:17:53,380 --> 02:17:55,380
Whore

2552
02:17:55,380 --> 02:17:57,380
Unhandy whore

2553
02:17:57,380 --> 02:17:59,380
Dude I mean

2554
02:17:59,380 --> 02:18:01,380
Through our old company

2555
02:18:01,380 --> 02:18:03,380
There was the group of lesbians

2556
02:18:03,380 --> 02:18:05,380
That just tossed each other around

2557
02:18:05,380 --> 02:18:07,380
Back and forth

2558
02:18:07,380 --> 02:18:09,380
And then there was the girls that would just get passed

2559
02:18:09,380 --> 02:18:11,380
Around by the certain group of guys

2560
02:18:11,380 --> 02:18:13,380
Beepers

2561
02:18:13,380 --> 02:18:15,380
Beepers

2562
02:18:15,380 --> 02:18:17,380
Downswing

2563
02:18:17,380 --> 02:18:19,380
And then

2564
02:18:19,380 --> 02:18:21,380
It was pretty much one particular

2565
02:18:21,380 --> 02:18:23,380
Then there was like the separated couples

2566
02:18:23,380 --> 02:18:25,380
Which I was part of

2567
02:18:25,380 --> 02:18:27,380
And then

2568
02:18:27,380 --> 02:18:29,380
Yeah that happened so

2569
02:18:29,380 --> 02:18:31,380
Unbelievable

2570
02:18:31,380 --> 02:18:33,380
Out fucking standing

2571
02:18:33,380 --> 02:18:35,380
Marine

2572
02:18:35,380 --> 02:18:37,380
Out standing

2573
02:18:37,380 --> 02:18:39,380
I never shat where I ate

2574
02:18:39,380 --> 02:18:41,380
I did but it didn't affect me

2575
02:18:41,380 --> 02:18:43,380
Too negatively

2576
02:18:43,380 --> 02:18:45,380
For like two weeks it did

2577
02:18:45,380 --> 02:18:47,380
And then there was just like alright I'm ready to

2578
02:18:47,380 --> 02:18:49,380
Ready to go again

2579
02:18:49,380 --> 02:18:51,380
But yeah I never shat where I ate

2580
02:18:51,380 --> 02:18:53,380
That's awesome because I think like

2581
02:18:53,380 --> 02:18:55,380
After one year at mohawk

2582
02:18:55,380 --> 02:18:57,380
I was dating my now

2583
02:18:57,380 --> 02:18:59,380
Fucking like

2584
02:18:59,380 --> 02:19:01,380
Six year plus girlfriend

2585
02:19:01,380 --> 02:19:03,380
So yeah

2586
02:19:03,380 --> 02:19:05,380
I'm still on the hunt

2587
02:19:05,380 --> 02:19:07,380
Yeah you're gonna

2588
02:19:07,380 --> 02:19:09,380
You both of you guys are gonna be in the fucking groomsmen party

2589
02:19:09,380 --> 02:19:11,380
For me

2590
02:19:11,380 --> 02:19:13,380
I'm gonna make a speech

2591
02:19:13,380 --> 02:19:15,380
Even if I'm not your best friend

2592
02:19:15,380 --> 02:19:17,380
You're just gonna get up there

2593
02:19:17,380 --> 02:19:19,380
I'm gonna get

2594
02:19:19,380 --> 02:19:21,380
I don't get shitfaced normally

2595
02:19:21,380 --> 02:19:23,380
But I will and I will give you the most embarrassing

2596
02:19:23,380 --> 02:19:25,380
Drunken speech you've ever fucking heard

2597
02:19:25,380 --> 02:19:27,380
This motherfucker

2598
02:19:27,380 --> 02:19:29,380
I'm gonna be like

2599
02:19:29,380 --> 02:19:31,380
Remember when our fucking boot knives

2600
02:19:31,380 --> 02:19:33,380
Were the size of them together

2601
02:19:33,380 --> 02:19:35,380
Like oh my god

2602
02:19:35,380 --> 02:19:37,380
Dude we fucking

2603
02:19:37,380 --> 02:19:39,380
I can't even carry my boot knife anymore

2604
02:19:39,380 --> 02:19:41,380
Where I work they didn't let me

2605
02:19:41,380 --> 02:19:43,380
They said it was scaring patience

2606
02:19:43,380 --> 02:19:45,380
Wow

2607
02:19:45,380 --> 02:19:47,380
It was scaring

2608
02:19:47,380 --> 02:19:49,380
I did but because I took my boots off

2609
02:19:49,380 --> 02:19:51,380
When I went to sleep they saw that it was like

2610
02:19:51,380 --> 02:19:53,380
Hanging out of my boot

2611
02:19:53,380 --> 02:19:55,380
It scares patience

2612
02:19:55,380 --> 02:19:57,380
I'm like literally a guy threatened to shoot me

2613
02:19:57,380 --> 02:19:59,380
I never fucking state trooper

2614
02:19:59,380 --> 02:20:01,380
And he told me

2615
02:20:01,380 --> 02:20:03,380
No this is a she

2616
02:20:03,380 --> 02:20:05,380
She told me

2617
02:20:05,380 --> 02:20:07,380
You have to take that off

2618
02:20:07,380 --> 02:20:09,380
No I don't

2619
02:20:09,380 --> 02:20:11,380
It's legal

2620
02:20:11,380 --> 02:20:13,380
It's not a concealed weapon

2621
02:20:13,380 --> 02:20:15,380
Because it's out in the open

2622
02:20:15,380 --> 02:20:17,380
Therefore I'm not concealed carrying

2623
02:20:17,380 --> 02:20:19,380
I've tried but the pant leg rides up

2624
02:20:19,380 --> 02:20:21,380
And she's like I'm gonna confiscate it

2625
02:20:21,380 --> 02:20:23,380
I'm like the fuck you are

2626
02:20:23,380 --> 02:20:25,380
I'm on a call right now

2627
02:20:25,380 --> 02:20:27,380
You have no business trying to interfere with my fucking work

2628
02:20:27,380 --> 02:20:29,380
Was that on the plaza

2629
02:20:29,380 --> 02:20:31,380
Yeah dude I was with you

2630
02:20:31,380 --> 02:20:33,380
She was giving me shit

2631
02:20:33,380 --> 02:20:35,380
And I'm like what the fuck

2632
02:20:35,380 --> 02:20:37,380
And I just kind of tucked mine in

2633
02:20:37,380 --> 02:20:39,380
You were on the back of the ammo

2634
02:20:39,380 --> 02:20:41,380
And you were like roll that over

2635
02:20:41,380 --> 02:20:43,380
And I'm like this knife was

2636
02:20:43,380 --> 02:20:45,380
Given to me by my fucking uncle who I see

2637
02:20:45,380 --> 02:20:47,380
Like once a decade

2638
02:20:47,380 --> 02:20:49,380
So no you're not taking it

2639
02:20:49,380 --> 02:20:51,380
And if you want to try then I'm gonna go to jail

2640
02:20:51,380 --> 02:20:53,380
For it

2641
02:20:53,380 --> 02:20:55,380
But I was like I'm just gonna tuck that

2642
02:20:55,380 --> 02:20:57,380
Yeah that was

2643
02:20:57,380 --> 02:20:59,380
That was the one bad interaction

2644
02:20:59,380 --> 02:21:01,380
With like a Leo that I had

2645
02:21:01,380 --> 02:21:03,380
So

2646
02:21:03,380 --> 02:21:05,380
Dude she was just kind of a cunt

2647
02:21:05,380 --> 02:21:07,380
Yeah most of the officers that we encountered were like dude that's fucking sick

2648
02:21:07,380 --> 02:21:09,380
They wanted to see it

2649
02:21:09,380 --> 02:21:11,380
I'm like

2650
02:21:11,380 --> 02:21:13,380
That can be taken out of context they want to see it and feel it

2651
02:21:13,380 --> 02:21:15,380
I want to see it and feel it brother

2652
02:21:15,380 --> 02:21:17,380
But they wanted to see it

2653
02:21:17,380 --> 02:21:19,380
And check the knife out

2654
02:21:19,380 --> 02:21:21,380
And I'm like yeah that's fucking sweet man my uncle gave this to me

2655
02:21:21,380 --> 02:21:23,380
They loved it

2656
02:21:23,380 --> 02:21:25,380
And then remember Ronnie's fucking knife

2657
02:21:25,380 --> 02:21:27,380
That little fucking tiny thing

2658
02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:29,380
That stuck out on the side

2659
02:21:29,380 --> 02:21:31,380
That fucking thing

2660
02:21:31,380 --> 02:21:33,380
I had it it was like it was kind of on the

2661
02:21:33,380 --> 02:21:35,380
Outside like the sheath was

2662
02:21:35,380 --> 02:21:37,380
But because I put it under my pants you couldn't even fucking tell

2663
02:21:37,380 --> 02:21:39,380
You had yours on the outer portion

2664
02:21:39,380 --> 02:21:41,380
I had mine on the inner portion

2665
02:21:41,380 --> 02:21:43,380
Because I always had it on the outer

2666
02:21:43,380 --> 02:21:45,380
Portion because if I was gonna go down

2667
02:21:45,380 --> 02:21:47,380
It was like I could just pop it out

2668
02:21:47,380 --> 02:21:49,380
Like that and it wouldn't like be like

2669
02:21:49,380 --> 02:21:51,380
I'm reaching here

2670
02:21:51,380 --> 02:21:53,380
It would just kind of look like I'm going down

2671
02:21:53,380 --> 02:21:55,380
And I just pop it out

2672
02:21:55,380 --> 02:21:57,380
See mine was on the inner portion of my leg and if I was walking

2673
02:21:57,380 --> 02:21:59,380
Towards you and you were looking at me head on it was difficult

2674
02:21:59,380 --> 02:22:01,380
To see unless my zipper was

2675
02:22:01,380 --> 02:22:03,380
Not done up correctly

2676
02:22:03,380 --> 02:22:05,380
Then it would just flop around there and I was worried

2677
02:22:05,380 --> 02:22:07,380
About it falling out as soon as I did the zipper up on the side

2678
02:22:07,380 --> 02:22:09,380
Of the boot there where the knife

2679
02:22:09,380 --> 02:22:11,380
Because it was attached to the webbing on the

2680
02:22:11,380 --> 02:22:13,380
Inside there because I couldn't

2681
02:22:13,380 --> 02:22:15,380
Get it to attach to the outside of the outside of the

2682
02:22:15,380 --> 02:22:17,380
Boot there on the outside of my leg

2683
02:22:17,380 --> 02:22:19,380
Because it would be uncomfortable

2684
02:22:19,380 --> 02:22:21,380
I mean because I wore the longer socks

2685
02:22:21,380 --> 02:22:23,380
I did too but it wasn't enough padding

2686
02:22:23,380 --> 02:22:25,380
Really because I had like

2687
02:22:25,380 --> 02:22:27,380
I filed down a little bit of the metal

2688
02:22:27,380 --> 02:22:29,380
So it wouldn't like be rubbing against my leg

2689
02:22:29,380 --> 02:22:31,380
So I filed down a little bit of the metal

2690
02:22:31,380 --> 02:22:33,380
On the clip and I would just keep it on the side

2691
02:22:33,380 --> 02:22:35,380
There but because

2692
02:22:35,380 --> 02:22:37,380
Like it was like that and I would fucking

2693
02:22:37,380 --> 02:22:39,380
I would tighten my boots pretty tight

2694
02:22:39,380 --> 02:22:41,380
It would just basically be like pinned to my leg

2695
02:22:41,380 --> 02:22:43,380
And like even when I moved it

2696
02:22:43,380 --> 02:22:45,380
It was just basically like a leg brace

2697
02:22:45,380 --> 02:22:47,380
But yeah I fucking loved that

2698
02:22:47,380 --> 02:22:49,380
Fucking thing. I still have it in my trunk

2699
02:22:49,380 --> 02:22:51,380
In my car. I still have mine in some of my

2700
02:22:51,380 --> 02:22:53,380
Room. I didn't take it with me to Somalia

2701
02:22:53,380 --> 02:22:55,380
I think I know where it is but I'd have to look

2702
02:22:55,380 --> 02:22:57,380
For it. My boots I think

2703
02:22:57,380 --> 02:22:59,380
They finally got thrown out while

2704
02:22:59,380 --> 02:23:01,380
I was gone. I'm really

2705
02:23:01,380 --> 02:23:03,380
Upset about it because those were my work boots

2706
02:23:03,380 --> 02:23:05,380
And I just my the soles were

2707
02:23:05,380 --> 02:23:07,380
Tearing up on them so I needed to buy new ones anyway

2708
02:23:07,380 --> 02:23:09,380
So I have to go get new boots. Dude

2709
02:23:09,380 --> 02:23:11,380
Every two years I got to replace my EMS

2710
02:23:11,380 --> 02:23:13,380
Boots. Mine lasted

2711
02:23:13,380 --> 02:23:15,380
The time I was there

2712
02:23:15,380 --> 02:23:17,380
And they made it through a fair amount of

2713
02:23:17,380 --> 02:23:19,380
Of the construction work that I did

2714
02:23:19,380 --> 02:23:21,380
Until I started working with concrete. Then

2715
02:23:21,380 --> 02:23:23,380
Concrete really tears apart your stuff

2716
02:23:23,380 --> 02:23:25,380
Because the ambulance

2717
02:23:25,380 --> 02:23:27,380
That we have. We have the foldable

2718
02:23:27,380 --> 02:23:29,380
Like step

2719
02:23:29,380 --> 02:23:31,380
That goes in and I just use my foot to do it

2720
02:23:31,380 --> 02:23:33,380
Every time. Oh yeah. So I just tear

2721
02:23:33,380 --> 02:23:35,380
I just tear up my boot. I fucking hated the

2722
02:23:35,380 --> 02:23:37,380
Shitty ones that were so loose where as soon as you

2723
02:23:37,380 --> 02:23:39,380
Stepped out and you tried to fold it to get the

2724
02:23:39,380 --> 02:23:41,380
Stretch up but you pushed it too hard

2725
02:23:41,380 --> 02:23:43,380
It would bounce back and smack you in the

2726
02:23:43,380 --> 02:23:45,380
Shinn because you were impatient. I had

2727
02:23:45,380 --> 02:23:47,380
So many bruises on my. Like everyone had bruises on their

2728
02:23:47,380 --> 02:23:49,380
Shinn. If you didn't have a bruise on your

2729
02:23:49,380 --> 02:23:51,380
Shinn from the fucking steps smacking you

2730
02:23:51,380 --> 02:23:53,380
You were not a true EMT

2731
02:23:53,380 --> 02:23:55,380
No. You weren't. Dude those things

2732
02:23:55,380 --> 02:23:57,380
Would fucking hurt. Yep. You

2733
02:23:57,380 --> 02:23:59,380
Was like your fucking ankle. My

2734
02:23:59,380 --> 02:24:01,380
Ankle? Yeah you tall motherfucker

2735
02:24:01,380 --> 02:24:03,380
Yeah. Not as tall as

2736
02:24:03,380 --> 02:24:05,380
Scottie. Yeah

2737
02:24:05,380 --> 02:24:07,380
Fucking Scottie fucking he

2738
02:24:07,380 --> 02:24:09,380
Was his like toes

2739
02:24:09,380 --> 02:24:11,380
Yeah. Dude he's such a

2740
02:24:11,380 --> 02:24:13,380
Fucking. He's a tall dude. He's 6'10

2741
02:24:13,380 --> 02:24:15,380
Yeah it's unbelievable. 6'10

2742
02:24:15,380 --> 02:24:17,380
I think he has a kid now

2743
02:24:17,380 --> 02:24:19,380
Does he really? I didn't know he settled down

2744
02:24:19,380 --> 02:24:21,380
Yeah I think he's married and has a

2745
02:24:21,380 --> 02:24:23,380
Kid. Good for him

2746
02:24:23,380 --> 02:24:25,380
Didn't even invite me to the wedding. I'm gonna go fucking kick his ass

2747
02:24:25,380 --> 02:24:27,380
I don't know if he's married yet but I

2748
02:24:27,380 --> 02:24:29,380
Know he has a kid. Okay

2749
02:24:29,380 --> 02:24:31,380
I knew he had a girlfriend at one point

2750
02:24:31,380 --> 02:24:33,380
But I didn't know if it was still a friend

2751
02:24:33,380 --> 02:24:35,380
He had like an Asian girlfriend for a little bit

2752
02:24:35,380 --> 02:24:37,380
He did. He did. And she was tiny

2753
02:24:37,380 --> 02:24:39,380
She's out now. Yep. I met

2754
02:24:39,380 --> 02:24:41,380
His current wife or girlfriend

2755
02:24:41,380 --> 02:24:43,380
I think

2756
02:24:43,380 --> 02:24:45,380
He brought her in

2757
02:24:45,380 --> 02:24:47,380
Because she was feeling like sick or something

2758
02:24:47,380 --> 02:24:49,380
And we just did a

2759
02:24:49,380 --> 02:24:51,380
Brought her to the fucking station and that's the little if either killer

2760
02:24:51,380 --> 02:24:53,380
We just did a fucking 12 lead

2761
02:24:53,380 --> 02:24:55,380
Honor. That's all he needed and he's just like

2762
02:24:55,380 --> 02:24:57,380
I would rather just come here and get a 12 lead

2763
02:24:57,380 --> 02:24:59,380
For free than deal fucking

2764
02:24:59,380 --> 02:25:01,380
Company fines him that fucking charges him

2765
02:25:01,380 --> 02:25:03,380
Five grand just for the fucking 12 lead

2766
02:25:03,380 --> 02:25:05,380
Because he was a medic

2767
02:25:05,380 --> 02:25:07,380
So he was getting himself

2768
02:25:07,380 --> 02:25:09,380
I was like I don't know what's going on here

2769
02:25:09,380 --> 02:25:11,380
Good for him for getting his medic

2770
02:25:11,380 --> 02:25:13,380
Because he was

2771
02:25:13,380 --> 02:25:15,380
When I first talked to him about EMS

2772
02:25:15,380 --> 02:25:17,380
He was really debating it and I was talking

2773
02:25:17,380 --> 02:25:19,380
Telling him like the bullshit we got into

2774
02:25:19,380 --> 02:25:21,380
And then the good shit we would do

2775
02:25:21,380 --> 02:25:23,380
The problems you would have

2776
02:25:23,380 --> 02:25:25,380
Mentally and then I realized

2777
02:25:25,380 --> 02:25:27,380
Wait a minute you're a multi deployed

2778
02:25:27,380 --> 02:25:29,380
Combat vet who's been in fucking

2779
02:25:29,380 --> 02:25:31,380
Firefights and we talked

2780
02:25:31,380 --> 02:25:33,380
About that more and the shit that he's seen

2781
02:25:33,380 --> 02:25:35,380
And done and he's like dude any like

2782
02:25:35,380 --> 02:25:37,380
Almost anything you can show tell me or show me

2783
02:25:37,380 --> 02:25:39,380
And EMS will not fuck with me and then we talked

2784
02:25:39,380 --> 02:25:41,380
About it like a year or two into his EMS

2785
02:25:41,380 --> 02:25:43,380
When he's seen some shit there he's like this

2786
02:25:43,380 --> 02:25:45,380
Is nothing like fucking combat like you see

2787
02:25:45,380 --> 02:25:47,380
Some fucked up shit in combat yeah

2788
02:25:47,380 --> 02:25:49,380
But you see some fucked up shit like what we have

2789
02:25:49,380 --> 02:25:51,380
Yeah because like he was telling me like he saw

2790
02:25:51,380 --> 02:25:53,380
Like a fucking like he two

2791
02:25:53,380 --> 02:25:55,380
People a person got pinned between two cars

2792
02:25:55,380 --> 02:25:57,380
Yeah he's like that shit was worse than what I saw

2793
02:25:57,380 --> 02:25:59,380
Over there yeah he said that like and he's

2794
02:25:59,380 --> 02:26:01,380
Been in multiple fucking firefights

2795
02:26:01,380 --> 02:26:03,380
And he's like how he how he never got his head

2796
02:26:03,380 --> 02:26:05,380
Shot off I'll never fucking know I just

2797
02:26:05,380 --> 02:26:07,380
My favorite story that he's ever told me

2798
02:26:07,380 --> 02:26:09,380
Was like he was like listening to the radio thing

2799
02:26:09,380 --> 02:26:11,380
And his like guy that was

2800
02:26:11,380 --> 02:26:13,380
With him was like just started

2801
02:26:13,380 --> 02:26:15,380
Running away he's like what did he say

2802
02:26:15,380 --> 02:26:17,380
What did he say

2803
02:26:17,380 --> 02:26:19,380
He says shoot the tall one he goes

2804
02:26:19,380 --> 02:26:21,380
Fuck and he tucks down

2805
02:26:21,380 --> 02:26:23,380
He said there's just a volley of fire that goes over his head

2806
02:26:25,380 --> 02:26:27,380
Yep yep that's one

2807
02:26:27,380 --> 02:26:29,380
Of my favorite stories that he said

2808
02:26:29,380 --> 02:26:31,380
Me and him had a talk about it he's like dude the

2809
02:26:31,380 --> 02:26:33,380
Shit you see in combat is comparable

2810
02:26:33,380 --> 02:26:35,380
To the shit you see in

2811
02:26:35,380 --> 02:26:37,380
Like pre-hospital care

2812
02:26:37,380 --> 02:26:39,380
Like the trauma not necessarily

2813
02:26:39,380 --> 02:26:41,380
Like the medical side of it but the

2814
02:26:41,380 --> 02:26:43,380
Trauma side of it the trauma side of it

2815
02:26:43,380 --> 02:26:45,380
Can be very fucking bad

2816
02:26:47,380 --> 02:26:49,380
But yeah the combat side of things

2817
02:26:49,380 --> 02:26:51,380
It's more so you have to deal with like if you're

2818
02:26:51,380 --> 02:26:53,380
In a firefight and you fucking pop somebody

2819
02:26:53,380 --> 02:26:55,380
You have to deal with that because

2820
02:26:55,380 --> 02:26:57,380
There's that whole thing about it you take a life

2821
02:26:57,380 --> 02:26:59,380
It takes a part of your soul but there's also

2822
02:26:59,380 --> 02:27:01,380
How you do it

2823
02:27:01,380 --> 02:27:03,380
Like yeah if you use a knife

2824
02:27:03,380 --> 02:27:05,380
Yeah you're gonna watch them fucking die

2825
02:27:05,380 --> 02:27:07,380
If you use a gun you might watch them die

2826
02:27:07,380 --> 02:27:09,380
Depending on how close they are

2827
02:27:09,380 --> 02:27:11,380
If you use a fucking

2828
02:27:11,380 --> 02:27:13,380
If you use a fucking drone

2829
02:27:13,380 --> 02:27:15,380
It's a video game at that point

2830
02:27:15,380 --> 02:27:17,380
It's just like playing

2831
02:27:17,380 --> 02:27:19,380
Like C-130 guys with like the thermal shit

2832
02:27:19,380 --> 02:27:21,380
Like I've seen like

2833
02:27:21,380 --> 02:27:23,380
Actual C-130 footage like people getting

2834
02:27:23,380 --> 02:27:25,380
Blown up it's like a video game

2835
02:27:25,380 --> 02:27:27,380
I watched strikes happen

2836
02:27:27,380 --> 02:27:29,380
When I was in Smellin' I knew where these people were

2837
02:27:29,380 --> 02:27:31,380
I knew what they were doing I watched my own fucking

2838
02:27:31,380 --> 02:27:33,380
People get swacked

2839
02:27:33,380 --> 02:27:35,380
And I'm like ah

2840
02:27:35,380 --> 02:27:37,380
Like we I knew a couple of the locals and

2841
02:27:37,380 --> 02:27:39,380
We were talking to them a lot

2842
02:27:39,380 --> 02:27:41,380
And we were like I guess you can call it

2843
02:27:41,380 --> 02:27:43,380
Friends or like more than acquaintances

2844
02:27:43,380 --> 02:27:45,380
But not like close

2845
02:27:45,380 --> 02:27:47,380
So like yeah because we had a group of them

2846
02:27:47,380 --> 02:27:49,380
That shared the base with us

2847
02:27:49,380 --> 02:27:51,380
And we would talk to them a lot we weren't

2848
02:27:51,380 --> 02:27:53,380
They weren't really allowed that much

2849
02:27:53,380 --> 02:27:55,380
On our base but occasionally they would come over to

2850
02:27:55,380 --> 02:27:57,380
Talk to our people

2851
02:27:57,380 --> 02:27:59,380
And we would talk

2852
02:27:59,380 --> 02:28:01,380
We would talk to them and we'd get

2853
02:28:01,380 --> 02:28:03,380
Strike up conversations share shit with them

2854
02:28:03,380 --> 02:28:05,380
And we would trade patches and shit

2855
02:28:05,380 --> 02:28:07,380
And other cool stuff

2856
02:28:07,380 --> 02:28:09,380
And then like to see them go out

2857
02:28:09,380 --> 02:28:11,380
And do a raid or get hit by

2858
02:28:11,380 --> 02:28:13,380
And then like it would get fucked up

2859
02:28:13,380 --> 02:28:15,380
They'd get ambushed or hit by an IED on the way back

2860
02:28:15,380 --> 02:28:17,380
Or the way there and they'd have to fucking beat feet back

2861
02:28:17,380 --> 02:28:19,380
Like those

2862
02:28:19,380 --> 02:28:21,380
To see that and be like who got hit

2863
02:28:21,380 --> 02:28:23,380
And you'd find out you'd listen for the name

2864
02:28:23,380 --> 02:28:25,380
Because their names are sometimes hard to pronounce

2865
02:28:25,380 --> 02:28:27,380
But I knew one guy his name was Ken

2866
02:28:27,380 --> 02:28:29,380
Funny enough Ken did nothing wrong

2867
02:28:29,380 --> 02:28:31,380
I'm like wait a minute

2868
02:28:31,380 --> 02:28:33,380
You are thoroughly Somali

2869
02:28:33,380 --> 02:28:35,380
And your name is Ken

2870
02:28:35,380 --> 02:28:37,380
He's like it's easier to pronounce trust me

2871
02:28:39,380 --> 02:28:41,380
So yeah like I knew a couple of them

2872
02:28:41,380 --> 02:28:43,380
And like we weren't really

2873
02:28:43,380 --> 02:28:45,380
Yeah but like most of the people on the base

2874
02:28:45,380 --> 02:28:47,380
Didn't talk to me it was only when they came

2875
02:28:47,380 --> 02:28:49,380
To a certain building that I worked in

2876
02:28:49,380 --> 02:28:51,380
For a little while and we got to know them a little bit

2877
02:28:51,380 --> 02:28:53,380
But like at the end of it

2878
02:28:53,380 --> 02:28:55,380
Like when they go out

2879
02:28:55,380 --> 02:28:57,380
And then you hear oh shit it went bad

2880
02:28:57,380 --> 02:28:59,380
And you ask how bad

2881
02:28:59,380 --> 02:29:01,380
And they're like bad bad

2882
02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:03,380
And then they come back

2883
02:29:03,380 --> 02:29:05,380
On whatever method of transport

2884
02:29:05,380 --> 02:29:07,380
That we send out to get them because we would do

2885
02:29:07,380 --> 02:29:09,380
Medevac for certain people

2886
02:29:09,380 --> 02:29:11,380
And we would get them back

2887
02:29:11,380 --> 02:29:13,380
And they'd be like who was it

2888
02:29:13,380 --> 02:29:15,380
And you'd find out the name and it was like oh shit

2889
02:29:15,380 --> 02:29:17,380
I was having a really cool conversation with this dude

2890
02:29:17,380 --> 02:29:19,380
Last night

2891
02:29:19,380 --> 02:29:21,380
And it's like fuck man

2892
02:29:21,380 --> 02:29:23,380
It's not the same as if like

2893
02:29:23,380 --> 02:29:25,380
If I had one of my guys like one of my

2894
02:29:25,380 --> 02:29:27,380
Close guys who went out and they got

2895
02:29:27,380 --> 02:29:29,380
Fucking their shit pushed in

2896
02:29:29,380 --> 02:29:31,380
That's different

2897
02:29:31,380 --> 02:29:33,380
That's vastly different but like

2898
02:29:33,380 --> 02:29:35,380
Still it's a

2899
02:29:35,380 --> 02:29:37,380
It's a lesser form of it

2900
02:29:37,380 --> 02:29:39,380
Yeah but yeah

2901
02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:41,380
I mean like I think for

2902
02:29:41,380 --> 02:29:43,380
Us at least in like the EMS side

2903
02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:45,380
I don't know the person who's dying

2904
02:29:45,380 --> 02:29:47,380
I don't know him from fucking Adam

2905
02:29:47,380 --> 02:29:49,380
Like I don't like

2906
02:29:49,380 --> 02:29:51,380
As bad as this is saying I don't really care

2907
02:29:51,380 --> 02:29:53,380
Yeah you have to if you start

2908
02:29:53,380 --> 02:29:55,380
To care too much the job

2909
02:29:55,380 --> 02:29:57,380
Will get to you that much more yeah because like when

2910
02:29:57,380 --> 02:29:59,380
I started like I cared a lot

2911
02:29:59,380 --> 02:30:01,380
Yeah there was only one patient

2912
02:30:01,380 --> 02:30:03,380
That fucked me up and that gave me problems

2913
02:30:03,380 --> 02:30:05,380
And that was I don't remember who

2914
02:30:05,380 --> 02:30:07,380
Was on the call with I want to say it was you

2915
02:30:07,380 --> 02:30:09,380
Or pasta

2916
02:30:09,380 --> 02:30:11,380
Deputy pasta

2917
02:30:11,380 --> 02:30:13,380
But

2918
02:30:13,380 --> 02:30:15,380
Maybe I don't remember who it was

2919
02:30:15,380 --> 02:30:17,380
But it was we went to a fire

2920
02:30:17,380 --> 02:30:19,380
And we were on standby

2921
02:30:19,380 --> 02:30:21,380
For that and they pulled out a

2922
02:30:21,380 --> 02:30:23,380
Little girl couldn't have been more than like 11

2923
02:30:23,380 --> 02:30:25,380
Years old and her

2924
02:30:25,380 --> 02:30:27,380
Hands were cooked

2925
02:30:27,380 --> 02:30:29,380
And I went to it didn't bother me at the

2926
02:30:29,380 --> 02:30:31,380
Time yeah and then like

2927
02:30:31,380 --> 02:30:33,380
I don't know maybe a month later like I had

2928
02:30:33,380 --> 02:30:35,380
Been thinking about it here and there for in that month

2929
02:30:35,380 --> 02:30:37,380
And then I went like a month later I went to a barbecue and you know

2930
02:30:37,380 --> 02:30:39,380
Those little wiener hot dogs right oh yeah

2931
02:30:39,380 --> 02:30:41,380
They were on a grill and

2932
02:30:41,380 --> 02:30:43,380
It was a hallucination like saw

2933
02:30:43,380 --> 02:30:45,380
As soon as I saw it I'm like those are fucking

2934
02:30:45,380 --> 02:30:47,380
Fingers and I fucking like

2935
02:30:47,380 --> 02:30:49,380
Collapsed back like I had an out of body

2936
02:30:49,380 --> 02:30:51,380
Freak out yeah

2937
02:30:51,380 --> 02:30:53,380
That may have been my first ever panic attack

2938
02:30:53,380 --> 02:30:55,380
And I just

2939
02:30:55,380 --> 02:30:57,380
Sat there and I sat on the

2940
02:30:57,380 --> 02:30:59,380
Side and my dad came over and checked on

2941
02:30:59,380 --> 02:31:01,380
Me he's like dude you what's going on

2942
02:31:01,380 --> 02:31:03,380
And he's like

2943
02:31:03,380 --> 02:31:05,380
Alright it's time for you to go get some fucking help

2944
02:31:05,380 --> 02:31:07,380
So that was like my

2945
02:31:07,380 --> 02:31:09,380
Big fucking problem

2946
02:31:09,380 --> 02:31:11,380
But that was like different like that's why I

2947
02:31:11,380 --> 02:31:14,380
Stopped doing like I really tried to stay away from like the pediatric shit

2948
02:31:14,380 --> 02:31:16,380
Yeah because of that

2949
02:31:16,380 --> 02:31:18,380
Like anytime we had like a fire

2950
02:31:18,380 --> 02:31:20,380
Any possibility of like

2951
02:31:20,380 --> 02:31:22,380
Pediatric burn victims like I can't

2952
02:31:22,380 --> 02:31:24,380
I can't take this so

2953
02:31:24,380 --> 02:31:26,380
Yeah because I had one like

2954
02:31:26,380 --> 02:31:28,380
That with like the miscarriage

2955
02:31:28,380 --> 02:31:30,380
But for me like it came out

2956
02:31:30,380 --> 02:31:32,380
And I saw

2957
02:31:32,380 --> 02:31:34,380
And it like my

2958
02:31:34,380 --> 02:31:36,380
Brain didn't associate it like

2959
02:31:36,380 --> 02:31:38,380
Stillborn yeah it was stillborn

2960
02:31:38,380 --> 02:31:40,380
And it was like a miscarriage stillborn

2961
02:31:40,380 --> 02:31:42,380
And it came out and it looked like

2962
02:31:42,380 --> 02:31:44,380
A jello cup

2963
02:31:44,380 --> 02:31:46,380
Like a red jello cup

2964
02:31:46,380 --> 02:31:48,380
And um

2965
02:31:48,380 --> 02:31:50,380
Like not exactly

2966
02:31:50,380 --> 02:31:52,380
A red jello cup

2967
02:31:52,380 --> 02:31:54,380
But like it like looked enough like it

2968
02:31:54,380 --> 02:31:56,380
That like I can't even

2969
02:31:56,380 --> 02:31:58,380
See red jello anymore without like

2970
02:31:58,380 --> 02:32:00,380
Freaking the fuck out yeah

2971
02:32:00,380 --> 02:32:02,380
Like my grandmother

2972
02:32:02,380 --> 02:32:04,380
Like cherry jello was like my favorite

2973
02:32:04,380 --> 02:32:06,380
Thing for dessert I loved cherry jello

2974
02:32:06,380 --> 02:32:08,380
Forever Casey are you good?

2975
02:32:08,380 --> 02:32:10,380
Yeah what?

2976
02:32:10,380 --> 02:32:12,380
You like are like

2977
02:32:12,380 --> 02:32:14,380
Don't make me laugh right now I got fucking

2978
02:32:14,380 --> 02:32:16,380
fucking

2979
02:32:16,380 --> 02:32:18,380
fucking DLS war story

2980
02:32:18,380 --> 02:32:20,380
Jesus Christ

2981
02:32:20,380 --> 02:32:22,380
We're really deep right now

2982
02:32:22,380 --> 02:32:24,380
And the fucking weed

2983
02:32:24,380 --> 02:32:26,380
But like the fiends right now

2984
02:32:26,380 --> 02:32:28,380
The jello like

2985
02:32:28,380 --> 02:32:30,380
I used to eat jello all the fucking time

2986
02:32:30,380 --> 02:32:32,380
Oh yeah and now

2987
02:32:32,380 --> 02:32:34,380
I can't even fucking look at it

2988
02:32:34,380 --> 02:32:36,380
Like the pre hospital field

2989
02:32:36,380 --> 02:32:38,380
And then the military is shit that

2990
02:32:38,380 --> 02:32:40,380
Will make stuff that you love no longer

2991
02:32:40,380 --> 02:32:42,380
Doable yeah

2992
02:32:42,380 --> 02:32:44,380
Jello

2993
02:32:44,380 --> 02:32:46,380
I can't

2994
02:32:46,380 --> 02:32:48,380
Like smell pennies

2995
02:32:48,380 --> 02:32:50,380
Yeah it's weird things too

2996
02:32:50,380 --> 02:32:52,380
Like no one who's never been through will ever

2997
02:32:52,380 --> 02:32:54,380
Understand the shit

2998
02:32:54,380 --> 02:32:56,380
So the way I describe the

2999
02:32:56,380 --> 02:32:58,380
Smell of blood like a lot of blood

3000
02:32:58,380 --> 02:33:00,380
Is like cinnamon pennies

3001
02:33:00,380 --> 02:33:02,380
Alright like

3002
02:33:02,380 --> 02:33:04,380
And like for whatever

3003
02:33:04,380 --> 02:33:06,380
Reason it like was such a weird

3004
02:33:06,380 --> 02:33:08,380
Coincidence that happened my

3005
02:33:08,380 --> 02:33:10,380
Dad spilled like the coin things

3006
02:33:10,380 --> 02:33:12,380
That we had and I was making cinnamon buns at the same

3007
02:33:12,380 --> 02:33:14,380
Time and I started freaking the

3008
02:33:14,380 --> 02:33:16,380
Fuck out yeah like I was just like

3009
02:33:16,380 --> 02:33:18,380
Fuck me and I was like fucking

3010
02:33:18,380 --> 02:33:20,380
Like freaking I was like what the fuck

3011
02:33:20,380 --> 02:33:22,380
Is going on like you get

3012
02:33:22,380 --> 02:33:24,380
You start to like hyperventilate your blood starts

3013
02:33:24,380 --> 02:33:26,380
Really pumping like the feeling

3014
02:33:26,380 --> 02:33:28,380
Only people who have ever like

3015
02:33:28,380 --> 02:33:30,380
Had issues can relate to

3016
02:33:30,380 --> 02:33:32,380
It like someone who like you can tell if someone

3017
02:33:32,380 --> 02:33:34,380
Is like oh I made this fucking story

3018
02:33:34,380 --> 02:33:36,380
I just want to relate to people

3019
02:33:36,380 --> 02:33:38,380
Like dude if you can't describe the

3020
02:33:38,380 --> 02:33:40,380
Feeling to me of what it is like to have

3021
02:33:40,380 --> 02:33:42,380
These like triggers yeah

3022
02:33:42,380 --> 02:33:44,380
I'm gonna have a fucking problem

3023
02:33:44,380 --> 02:33:46,380
With you and then it's like because I had

3024
02:33:46,380 --> 02:33:48,380
Someone like that in the military I'm like

3025
02:33:48,380 --> 02:33:50,380
Wait what

3026
02:33:50,380 --> 02:33:52,380
And they're they and that's not right yeah

3027
02:33:52,380 --> 02:33:54,380
They they told me some like

3028
02:33:54,380 --> 02:33:56,380
Fucking combat story and I was like

3029
02:33:56,380 --> 02:33:58,380
Okay that sounds a little sketchy and I went

3030
02:33:58,380 --> 02:34:00,380
And I fucking talked to someone else and like

3031
02:34:00,380 --> 02:34:02,380
What did he say

3032
02:34:02,380 --> 02:34:04,380
And I fucking repeated the story back

3033
02:34:04,380 --> 02:34:06,380
To him verbatim and he's like

3034
02:34:06,380 --> 02:34:08,380
Dude he's that's like fucking stolen valor

3035
02:34:08,380 --> 02:34:10,380
Yeah and then I met I don't

3036
02:34:10,380 --> 02:34:12,380
Think he was at Mohawk it might have been at Mohawk

3037
02:34:12,380 --> 02:34:14,380
Where I met someone who said

3038
02:34:14,380 --> 02:34:16,380
Who was like a volley yeah

3039
02:34:16,380 --> 02:34:18,380
And they tried to tell me they had seen

3040
02:34:18,380 --> 02:34:20,380
Some shit and I'm like yeah sure you

3041
02:34:20,380 --> 02:34:22,380
Probably did see some shit as an EMT

3042
02:34:22,380 --> 02:34:24,380
In a volley company sure yeah

3043
02:34:24,380 --> 02:34:26,380
But like they then said

3044
02:34:26,380 --> 02:34:28,380
That's different than the big dogs yeah

3045
02:34:28,380 --> 02:34:30,380
And the big dogs hit on my fucking level

3046
02:34:30,380 --> 02:34:32,380
Bottom class that shit every fucking day

3047
02:34:32,380 --> 02:34:34,380
And he was telling me about

3048
02:34:34,380 --> 02:34:36,380
His experience with it and how he

3049
02:34:36,380 --> 02:34:38,380
Dealt with it and then how it fucked him

3050
02:34:38,380 --> 02:34:40,380
Up fucked him up in quotes

3051
02:34:40,380 --> 02:34:42,380
And I'm like so

3052
02:34:42,380 --> 02:34:44,380
What was your trigger

3053
02:34:44,380 --> 02:34:46,380
And he's like well you know I didn't really have a trigger

3054
02:34:46,380 --> 02:34:48,380
I just had these fucking issues I'm like

3055
02:34:48,380 --> 02:34:50,380
Okay but normally shit triggers you

3056
02:34:50,380 --> 02:34:52,380
Like you if you have a

3057
02:34:52,380 --> 02:34:54,380
Very specific thing it will trigger

3058
02:34:54,380 --> 02:34:56,380
There's a couple of them for me

3059
02:34:56,380 --> 02:34:58,380
It's the coppery and

3060
02:34:58,380 --> 02:35:00,380
Cinnamon smell so you also have the

3061
02:35:00,380 --> 02:35:02,380
Nasal thing that triggers you I never

3062
02:35:02,380 --> 02:35:04,380
Had a smell that triggered me really no the

3063
02:35:04,380 --> 02:35:06,380
Smell of the barbecue still smelled decent

3064
02:35:06,380 --> 02:35:08,380
To me like a hot dog is a hot dog

3065
02:35:08,380 --> 02:35:10,380
To me but if I see it like nowadays

3066
02:35:10,380 --> 02:35:12,380
Like if I go to barbecue and I see it on a grill

3067
02:35:12,380 --> 02:35:14,380
It's not going to trigger me as much like it'll

3068
02:35:14,380 --> 02:35:16,380
Remind me but I won't freak

3069
02:35:16,380 --> 02:35:18,380
Out now most

3070
02:35:18,380 --> 02:35:20,380
Of my family even extended family knows

3071
02:35:20,380 --> 02:35:22,380
This and they don't really cook

3072
02:35:22,380 --> 02:35:24,380
Those anymore they don't cook hot dogs

3073
02:35:24,380 --> 02:35:26,380
Hot dogs are fine it's the miniature ones

3074
02:35:26,380 --> 02:35:28,380
It's the mini ones

3075
02:35:28,380 --> 02:35:30,380
Because those were about the same size as

3076
02:35:30,380 --> 02:35:32,380
A small child's thingy

3077
02:35:32,380 --> 02:35:34,380
If they get charred

3078
02:35:34,380 --> 02:35:36,380
That's what does it

3079
02:35:36,380 --> 02:35:38,380
That's the hallucination

3080
02:35:38,380 --> 02:35:40,380
But I can usually come out of it on my own

3081
02:35:40,380 --> 02:35:42,380
But I haven't had to deal with that

3082
02:35:42,380 --> 02:35:44,380
In a while now because

3083
02:35:44,380 --> 02:35:46,380
I was deployed for the past year

3084
02:35:46,380 --> 02:35:48,380
So and even before that it was like a year

3085
02:35:48,380 --> 02:35:50,380
Change before

3086
02:35:50,380 --> 02:35:52,380
The last time that I saw that so

3087
02:35:52,380 --> 02:35:54,380
Red and blue lights

3088
02:35:54,380 --> 02:35:56,380
Specifically like flashing

3089
02:35:56,380 --> 02:35:58,380
Lights in particular like white

3090
02:35:58,380 --> 02:36:00,380
Lights too like all emergency

3091
02:36:00,380 --> 02:36:02,380
Lights yeah but like if I'm like

3092
02:36:02,380 --> 02:36:04,380
On scene or like whatever it's fine

3093
02:36:04,380 --> 02:36:06,380
Yeah because I think it's just in a different

3094
02:36:06,380 --> 02:36:08,380
Mindset yeah but like

3095
02:36:08,380 --> 02:36:10,380
When I'm not there like

3096
02:36:10,380 --> 02:36:12,380
Red and blue like specifically

3097
02:36:12,380 --> 02:36:14,380
Like when they're going like that or like a bright

3098
02:36:14,380 --> 02:36:16,380
White light just like flashing

3099
02:36:16,380 --> 02:36:18,380
Like I can't like I

3100
02:36:18,380 --> 02:36:20,380
Hate when people use camera flashes

3101
02:36:20,380 --> 02:36:22,380
Cause it like

3102
02:36:22,380 --> 02:36:24,380
Fucking like triggers some weird

3103
02:36:24,380 --> 02:36:26,380
Shit in my brain yeah

3104
02:36:26,380 --> 02:36:28,380
But yeah

3105
02:36:28,380 --> 02:36:30,380
Fucking flashes

3106
02:36:30,380 --> 02:36:32,380
Red jello and the

3107
02:36:32,380 --> 02:36:34,380
Smell of copper and

3108
02:36:34,380 --> 02:36:36,380
And cinnamon yeah

3109
02:36:36,380 --> 02:36:38,380
Yeah like there's just people have

3110
02:36:38,380 --> 02:36:40,380
Their triggers and I mean yeah some people don't

3111
02:36:40,380 --> 02:36:42,380
Like have a trigger they just

3112
02:36:42,380 --> 02:36:44,380
Think about things like they just have a bad experience

3113
02:36:44,380 --> 02:36:46,380
But nothing really triggers them and even then like

3114
02:36:46,380 --> 02:36:48,380
There will be something that will trigger them

3115
02:36:48,380 --> 02:36:50,380
The thing that I fucking hate though is like the fucking

3116
02:36:50,380 --> 02:36:52,380
16 year old girls that are just like I have PTSD

3117
02:36:52,380 --> 02:36:54,380
It's like what the fuck happened to you

3118
02:36:54,380 --> 02:36:56,380
It's like well my dad

3119
02:36:56,380 --> 02:36:58,380
Yelled at me once so I

3120
02:36:58,380 --> 02:37:00,380
You can claim PTSD for fucking

3121
02:37:00,380 --> 02:37:02,380
Anything now and it's like do you know

3122
02:37:02,380 --> 02:37:04,380
What other people like and then it's like

3123
02:37:04,380 --> 02:37:06,380
I've been everybody's

3124
02:37:06,380 --> 02:37:08,380
Worst day is their own worst day exactly

3125
02:37:08,380 --> 02:37:10,380
And I've been trying to be a little bit

3126
02:37:10,380 --> 02:37:12,380
More respective of that

3127
02:37:12,380 --> 02:37:14,380
But still you're 16 years old

3128
02:37:14,380 --> 02:37:16,380
It's like some people I can't respect

3129
02:37:16,380 --> 02:37:18,380
When they say that because it's like

3130
02:37:18,380 --> 02:37:20,380
The things that they say is fucking ridiculous

3131
02:37:20,380 --> 02:37:22,380
Some people are like I had like

3132
02:37:22,380 --> 02:37:24,380
I have PTSD from like my fucking

3133
02:37:24,380 --> 02:37:26,380
I don't know I

3134
02:37:26,380 --> 02:37:28,380
My dog died in front of me I'm like

3135
02:37:28,380 --> 02:37:30,380
I've had three dogs die in front of me

3136
02:37:30,380 --> 02:37:32,380
And I'm still here

3137
02:37:32,380 --> 02:37:34,380
I watched my dog

3138
02:37:34,380 --> 02:37:36,380
I watched my dog get hit by a fucking car

3139
02:37:36,380 --> 02:37:38,380
Like it's real sad

3140
02:37:38,380 --> 02:37:40,380
It's sad but I don't have PTSD from it

3141
02:37:40,380 --> 02:37:42,380
But like I have PTSD

3142
02:37:42,380 --> 02:37:44,380
From shit that act like someone's fucking

3143
02:37:44,380 --> 02:37:46,380
A child's charred fucking fingers man

3144
02:37:46,380 --> 02:37:48,380
I don't even

3145
02:37:48,380 --> 02:37:50,380
I'm pretty sure that kid fucking died

3146
02:37:50,380 --> 02:37:52,380
But like

3147
02:37:52,380 --> 02:37:54,380
At the same time it's like

3148
02:37:54,380 --> 02:37:56,380
Your worst day

3149
02:37:56,380 --> 02:37:58,380
Is like a fucking

3150
02:37:58,380 --> 02:38:00,380
Sunday afternoon for me

3151
02:38:00,380 --> 02:38:02,380
Fucking stop that shit

3152
02:38:04,380 --> 02:38:06,380
We got Casey over here just

3153
02:38:06,380 --> 02:38:08,380
Intentionally triggering fucking tires

3154
02:38:08,380 --> 02:38:10,380
Trying to fucking strip me off

3155
02:38:10,380 --> 02:38:12,380
Lights in the room flashing

3156
02:38:12,380 --> 02:38:14,380
Red and blue right now

3157
02:38:14,380 --> 02:38:16,380
You freaked me the fuck out man

3158
02:38:16,380 --> 02:38:18,380
All of them are going now

3159
02:38:18,380 --> 02:38:20,380
Oh my god

3160
02:38:20,380 --> 02:38:22,380
But um

3161
02:38:22,380 --> 02:38:24,380
Make them flash faster

3162
02:38:24,380 --> 02:38:26,380
Faster flash them faster flash them faster

3163
02:38:26,380 --> 02:38:28,380
It's like the fast ones like when they start

3164
02:38:28,380 --> 02:38:30,380
Going my fucking

3165
02:38:30,380 --> 02:38:32,380
Club lights

3166
02:38:32,380 --> 02:38:34,380
Club lights Yeah like someone's worst day

3167
02:38:34,380 --> 02:38:36,380
Yeah it's their worst day and

3168
02:38:36,380 --> 02:38:38,380
They're gonna say this and that about it

3169
02:38:38,380 --> 02:38:40,380
But at the same time like there's a point where

3170
02:38:40,380 --> 02:38:42,380
You shouldn't be able to say you have fucking PTSD

3171
02:38:42,380 --> 02:38:44,380
From it I just don't agree with that

3172
02:38:44,380 --> 02:38:46,380
That's true like my dad

3173
02:38:46,380 --> 02:38:48,380
Yelled at me my close my mother

3174
02:38:48,380 --> 02:38:50,380
Who's always been so nice to me yelled at

3175
02:38:50,380 --> 02:38:52,380
Me like okay that's being

3176
02:38:52,380 --> 02:38:54,380
That's that's growing up like

3177
02:38:54,380 --> 02:38:56,380
I fucking flipped out sometimes

3178
02:38:56,380 --> 02:38:58,380
On people yeah and like

3179
02:38:58,380 --> 02:39:00,380
I'm like I am sorry

3180
02:39:00,380 --> 02:39:02,380
It's like I'm sorry for being

3181
02:39:02,380 --> 02:39:04,380
Insensitive but you're you're it's

3182
02:39:04,380 --> 02:39:06,380
Bullshit come on like

3183
02:39:06,380 --> 02:39:08,380
Grow the fuck up I guess I don't know what you

3184
02:39:08,380 --> 02:39:10,380
Want me to say like sorry sorry

3185
02:39:10,380 --> 02:39:12,380
Your shit is a minor fucking

3186
02:39:12,380 --> 02:39:14,380
Problem for you but like I've got

3187
02:39:14,380 --> 02:39:16,380
People who actually have real PTSD

3188
02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:18,380
Who I've had to be who I've had to fucking check

3189
02:39:18,380 --> 02:39:20,380
Up on like almost every day

3190
02:39:20,380 --> 02:39:22,380
So they didn't fucking off themselves

3191
02:39:22,380 --> 02:39:24,380
Yeah so like I can't

3192
02:39:24,380 --> 02:39:26,380
Really relate to you or

3193
02:39:26,380 --> 02:39:28,380
Expect you or even

3194
02:39:28,380 --> 02:39:30,380
Let you can't expect me to to

3195
02:39:30,380 --> 02:39:32,380
Relate and be respectful

3196
02:39:32,380 --> 02:39:34,380
Of your being yelled at by mommy

3197
02:39:34,380 --> 02:39:36,380
And daddy when my fucking best friend

3198
02:39:36,380 --> 02:39:38,380
Over there almost murked themselves

3199
02:39:38,380 --> 02:39:40,380
From their shit like no

3200
02:39:40,380 --> 02:39:42,380
Sorry they're like can't

3201
02:39:42,380 --> 02:39:44,380
I I feel like

3202
02:39:44,380 --> 02:39:46,380
Kids glorify mental

3203
02:39:46,380 --> 02:39:48,380
Disorders yes a lot

3204
02:39:48,380 --> 02:39:50,380
Mental health is glorified right now it's glorified

3205
02:39:50,380 --> 02:39:52,380
Bad mental health is glorified right now

3206
02:39:52,380 --> 02:39:54,380
And everyone's like self care

3207
02:39:54,380 --> 02:39:56,380
And all that like okay self care

3208
02:39:56,380 --> 02:39:58,380
But you don't need to have you ever put

3209
02:39:58,380 --> 02:40:00,380
A gun in your mouth because I have yeah

3210
02:40:00,380 --> 02:40:02,380
Do you want to fucking like talk

3211
02:40:02,380 --> 02:40:04,380
About it like do that privately

3212
02:40:04,380 --> 02:40:06,380
Don't air your shit out to the fucking

3213
02:40:06,380 --> 02:40:08,380
World like right now like we can't

3214
02:40:08,380 --> 02:40:10,380
Really we're hypocritical right now

3215
02:40:10,380 --> 02:40:12,380
But at the same time it's like the people who constantly

3216
02:40:12,380 --> 02:40:14,380
Post and post and post and post about it

3217
02:40:14,380 --> 02:40:16,380
And even the people who don't have anything wrong with them

3218
02:40:16,380 --> 02:40:18,380
Who post about it it's like you are

3219
02:40:18,380 --> 02:40:20,380
No reason to talk about it

3220
02:40:20,380 --> 02:40:22,380
You are in no no position to

3221
02:40:22,380 --> 02:40:24,380
So shut up carry

3222
02:40:24,380 --> 02:40:26,380
On sit down shut up sit down

3223
02:40:26,380 --> 02:40:28,380
Are you a fucking psychiatrist

3224
02:40:28,380 --> 02:40:30,380
No do you actually have anything wrong with you

3225
02:40:30,380 --> 02:40:32,380
No shut the fuck up don't talk

3226
02:40:32,380 --> 02:40:34,380
About it I'll fucking cut you because when you talk

3227
02:40:34,380 --> 02:40:36,380
Fucking yeah gizzard I'll fucking cut

3228
02:40:36,380 --> 02:40:38,380
You like a fish because when you talk

3229
02:40:38,380 --> 02:40:40,380
About it you might trigger someone who's trying to fucking

3230
02:40:40,380 --> 02:40:42,380
Forget it they're working on it they're doing their

3231
02:40:42,380 --> 02:40:44,380
Thing and all that shit right I'm doing my best

3232
02:40:44,380 --> 02:40:46,380
And you just fucking reminded me I had forgotten

3233
02:40:46,380 --> 02:40:48,380
About it for like three weeks now I was doing great

3234
02:40:48,380 --> 02:40:50,380
And you just fucking reminded me

3235
02:40:50,380 --> 02:40:52,380
I smell cinnamon bark

3236
02:40:52,380 --> 02:40:54,380
Cinnamon cinnamon

3237
02:40:54,380 --> 02:40:56,380
Buzzing pennies oh my god

3238
02:40:56,380 --> 02:40:58,380
Oh well we hope we didn't

3239
02:40:58,380 --> 02:41:00,380
Trauma dump too much on this message

3240
02:41:00,380 --> 02:41:02,380
Sorry about that

3241
02:41:02,380 --> 02:41:04,380
Like we get down in a downward spiral

3242
02:41:04,380 --> 02:41:06,380
Sometimes

3243
02:41:06,380 --> 02:41:08,380
We're allowed to we're grown ass fucking men here

3244
02:41:08,380 --> 02:41:10,380
We can deal with our shit we're canuff

3245
02:41:10,380 --> 02:41:12,380
Now I'm gonna need to take all of your fucking

3246
02:41:12,380 --> 02:41:14,380
Weapons right now

3247
02:41:14,380 --> 02:41:16,380
I don't think Ali Max coming

3248
02:41:16,380 --> 02:41:18,380
Yeah we're all canuff

3249
02:41:18,380 --> 02:41:20,380
Oh my god if his trauma dump happened

3250
02:41:20,380 --> 02:41:22,380
We would be here for three hours

3251
02:41:22,380 --> 02:41:24,380
Dude that already happened

3252
02:41:24,380 --> 02:41:26,380
He already did that

3253
02:41:26,380 --> 02:41:28,380
He's done that like four times already

3254
02:41:28,380 --> 02:41:30,380
And so did he and Saunders

3255
02:41:30,380 --> 02:41:32,380
Yeah we fucking like straight up

3256
02:41:32,380 --> 02:41:34,380
Like fucking spiraled down

3257
02:41:34,380 --> 02:41:36,380
For a good like you know hour

3258
02:41:36,380 --> 02:41:38,380
Like when you talk about it though it becomes a spiral

3259
02:41:38,380 --> 02:41:40,380
Because you as soon as you start talking about it

3260
02:41:40,380 --> 02:41:42,380
You didn't I didn't cause I just

3261
02:41:42,380 --> 02:41:44,380
Bottled that shit up and

3262
02:41:44,380 --> 02:41:46,380
I come out realizing I'm just gonna blow up

3263
02:41:46,380 --> 02:41:48,380
One day

3264
02:41:48,380 --> 02:41:50,380
One day you're just not gonna hear from me

3265
02:41:50,380 --> 02:41:52,380
Casey we're just gonna be sitting here talking

3266
02:41:52,380 --> 02:41:54,380
You're just gonna start bawling

3267
02:41:54,380 --> 02:41:56,380
What happened you're like it came out

3268
02:41:56,380 --> 02:41:58,380
It's here it's the day

3269
02:41:58,380 --> 02:42:00,380
It's here the day is

3270
02:42:00,380 --> 02:42:02,380
The day of Rekhaim is nigh brothers

3271
02:42:02,380 --> 02:42:04,380
I can't do it anymore

3272
02:42:04,380 --> 02:42:06,380
I need to talk

3273
02:42:06,380 --> 02:42:08,380
I need to cry

3274
02:42:08,380 --> 02:42:10,380
I cut the cameras

3275
02:42:10,380 --> 02:42:12,380
It's good to cry it's good to let it out

3276
02:42:12,380 --> 02:42:14,380
Cut the mic

3277
02:42:14,380 --> 02:42:16,380
Cut the fucking breaks

3278
02:42:16,380 --> 02:42:18,380
Alright

3279
02:42:18,380 --> 02:42:20,380
We'll wrap this one up

3280
02:42:20,380 --> 02:42:22,380
Doing God's work

3281
02:42:22,380 --> 02:42:24,380
Thanks for coming on Dan

3282
02:42:24,380 --> 02:42:26,380
I'm glad to have you back

3283
02:42:26,380 --> 02:42:28,380
Of course of course

3284
02:42:28,380 --> 02:42:30,380
I mean I'm not doing anything

3285
02:42:30,380 --> 02:42:32,380
I mean it's late at night so

3286
02:42:32,380 --> 02:42:34,380
Cool cool

3287
02:42:34,380 --> 02:42:36,380
Email us on Tidal Podcasts 73

3288
02:42:36,380 --> 02:42:38,380
At gmail.com

3289
02:42:38,380 --> 02:42:40,380
Please fucking email us we don't have a single

3290
02:42:40,380 --> 02:42:42,380
Email not even from

3291
02:42:42,380 --> 02:42:44,380
Spam we don't even get

3292
02:42:44,380 --> 02:42:46,380
Spam email

3293
02:42:46,380 --> 02:42:48,380
We don't get anything

3294
02:42:48,380 --> 02:42:50,380
Just fucking

3295
02:42:50,380 --> 02:42:52,380
You can send us a picture of a fucking horse cock

3296
02:42:52,380 --> 02:42:54,380
For all I care just something

3297
02:42:54,380 --> 02:42:56,380
Preferably your tits

3298
02:42:56,380 --> 02:42:58,380
If you're of age

3299
02:42:58,380 --> 02:43:00,380
Hey Titty Thread in the chat let's go

3300
02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:02,380
Titty Thread

3301
02:43:02,380 --> 02:43:04,380
And each other

3302
02:43:04,380 --> 02:43:06,380
We out

3303
02:43:06,380 --> 02:43:22,380
Music

3304
02:43:22,380 --> 02:43:24,380
Yeah yeah what up

3305
02:43:24,380 --> 02:43:26,380
We're on episode 40

3306
02:43:26,380 --> 02:43:28,380
Episode 40

3307
02:43:28,380 --> 02:43:30,380
Yup

3308
02:43:30,380 --> 02:43:32,380
Got bonus content for you

3309
02:43:32,380 --> 02:43:34,380
Damn

3310
02:43:34,380 --> 02:43:36,380
Pre-recorded bonus content

3311
02:43:36,380 --> 02:43:38,380
So is this episode 40

3312
02:43:38,380 --> 02:43:40,380
Or is this going on episode 40

3313
02:43:40,380 --> 02:43:42,380
I think this will be on in episode 40

3314
02:43:42,380 --> 02:43:44,380
Yup

3315
02:43:44,380 --> 02:43:46,380
Oh damn

3316
02:43:46,380 --> 02:43:48,380
This is some Pink Floyd for you

3317
02:43:54,380 --> 02:43:56,380
Welcome back to the late night

3318
02:43:56,380 --> 02:43:58,380
Episode of

3319
02:43:58,380 --> 02:44:00,380
Tidal Podcasts

3320
02:44:00,380 --> 02:44:02,380
It's

3321
02:44:02,380 --> 02:44:04,380
6 in the morning here

3322
02:44:04,380 --> 02:44:06,380
But

3323
02:44:06,380 --> 02:44:08,380
It's not

3324
02:44:08,380 --> 02:44:10,380
Too late for some smelling salt

3325
02:44:10,380 --> 02:44:12,380
Oh fuck

3326
02:44:14,380 --> 02:44:16,380
Now I'm doing the real one

3327
02:44:20,380 --> 02:44:22,380
It's never a bad

3328
02:44:22,380 --> 02:44:24,380
Never a bad time

3329
02:44:26,380 --> 02:44:28,380
I love you Atomic Rhino

3330
02:44:28,380 --> 02:44:30,380
Here

3331
02:44:30,380 --> 02:44:32,380
You want me to do that one

3332
02:44:32,380 --> 02:44:34,380
Yeah fuck you I hit that shit

3333
02:44:36,380 --> 02:44:38,380
That one's it's not as bad

3334
02:44:38,380 --> 02:44:40,380
It's not as bad as this one

3335
02:44:40,380 --> 02:44:42,380
As this one

3336
02:44:42,380 --> 02:44:44,380
I thought that one was stronger

3337
02:44:46,380 --> 02:44:48,380
Do it

3338
02:44:56,380 --> 02:44:58,380
It's like being dunked in bleach water

3339
02:44:58,380 --> 02:45:00,380
What the fuck man

3340
02:45:00,380 --> 02:45:02,380
Yeah that's pretty fucking bad

3341
02:45:02,380 --> 02:45:04,380
Where's the fucking

3342
02:45:08,380 --> 02:45:10,380
Alright Dad

3343
02:45:10,380 --> 02:45:12,380
Was the moon landing real yes or no

3344
02:45:12,380 --> 02:45:14,380
Was it real

3345
02:45:14,380 --> 02:45:16,380
It was as real as it gets

3346
02:45:16,380 --> 02:45:18,380
What evidence do you have

3347
02:45:18,380 --> 02:45:20,380
That it wasn't real

3348
02:45:20,380 --> 02:45:22,380
Where is this coming from

3349
02:45:22,380 --> 02:45:24,380
You know where that comes from

3350
02:45:24,380 --> 02:45:26,380
That comes from Russian propagandists

3351
02:45:26,380 --> 02:45:28,380
No

3352
02:45:28,380 --> 02:45:30,380
It does

3353
02:45:30,380 --> 02:45:32,380
It's the most fucking American thing that ever happened

3354
02:45:32,380 --> 02:45:34,380
Of all the conspiracies that we will leave on this podcast

3355
02:45:34,380 --> 02:45:36,380
And we don't think the moon landing is fake

3356
02:45:36,380 --> 02:45:38,380
Absolutely not

3357
02:45:38,380 --> 02:45:40,380
Nope

3358
02:45:40,380 --> 02:45:42,380
Not one bit

3359
02:45:42,380 --> 02:45:44,380
Those motherfuckers

3360
02:45:44,380 --> 02:45:46,380
Dude they fly untested airplanes

3361
02:45:46,380 --> 02:45:48,380
The guys that they sent to the moon

3362
02:45:48,380 --> 02:45:50,380
They literally they're the first ones

3363
02:45:50,380 --> 02:45:52,380
To test airplanes

3364
02:45:52,380 --> 02:45:54,380
To see if they fuck up

3365
02:45:54,380 --> 02:45:56,380
Bro those motherfuckers

3366
02:45:56,380 --> 02:45:58,380
Had a greater setup

3367
02:45:58,380 --> 02:46:00,380
And a greater sound stage

3368
02:46:00,380 --> 02:46:02,380
And a greater script than Joseph Pfeiffer did

3369
02:46:02,380 --> 02:46:04,380
On 901

3370
02:46:04,380 --> 02:46:06,380
Bullshit

3371
02:46:06,380 --> 02:46:08,380
Dude Neil Armstrong you're gonna tell me

3372
02:46:08,380 --> 02:46:10,380
Look there's an interview with Neil Armstrong

3373
02:46:10,380 --> 02:46:12,380
You watch it and you're like oh fuck

3374
02:46:12,380 --> 02:46:14,380
We went to the moon

3375
02:46:14,380 --> 02:46:16,380
Cause this guy just doesn't

3376
02:46:16,380 --> 02:46:18,380
He just doesn't

3377
02:46:18,380 --> 02:46:20,380
It wasn't a big deal to him to go to the moon

3378
02:46:20,380 --> 02:46:22,380
He was just like

3379
02:46:22,380 --> 02:46:24,380
Everyday part of our job

3380
02:46:24,380 --> 02:46:26,380
He acted like going to the moon was like

3381
02:46:26,380 --> 02:46:28,380
Me walking to Stewart's

3382
02:46:28,380 --> 02:46:30,380
He was just like

3383
02:46:30,380 --> 02:46:32,380
Dude we had a lot of work to do

3384
02:46:32,380 --> 02:46:34,380
Like it wasn't like

3385
02:46:34,380 --> 02:46:36,380
It wasn't that big of a deal and then he said

3386
02:46:36,380 --> 02:46:38,380
The president called while they're on the moon

3387
02:46:38,380 --> 02:46:40,380
I think I talked about this before

3388
02:46:40,380 --> 02:46:42,380
The president called while they're on the moon

3389
02:46:42,380 --> 02:46:44,380
And uh he wanted to like

3390
02:46:44,380 --> 02:46:46,380
Congratulate him but he was like dude

3391
02:46:46,380 --> 02:46:48,380
We've got so much work to do

3392
02:46:48,380 --> 02:46:50,380
Like that's cool the president's calling

3393
02:46:50,380 --> 02:46:52,380
We're busy up here dude

3394
02:46:52,380 --> 02:46:54,380
Like that's why these politicians

3395
02:46:54,380 --> 02:46:56,380
Yeah I mean there's a lot of work

3396
02:46:56,380 --> 02:46:58,380
That goes into production

3397
02:46:58,380 --> 02:47:00,380
Of the film

3398
02:47:00,380 --> 02:47:02,380
Well yeah

3399
02:47:02,380 --> 02:47:04,380
They did have to film it

3400
02:47:04,380 --> 02:47:06,380
So that was work

3401
02:47:06,380 --> 02:47:08,380
But uh

3402
02:47:08,380 --> 02:47:10,380
No it's like these politicians think

3403
02:47:10,380 --> 02:47:12,380
That they're so special that they can fucking

3404
02:47:12,380 --> 02:47:14,380
Call people while they're doing work on the moon

3405
02:47:14,380 --> 02:47:16,380
It's like dude you're the least

3406
02:47:16,380 --> 02:47:18,380
Fucking important human on earth

3407
02:47:18,380 --> 02:47:20,380
Right now

3408
02:47:20,380 --> 02:47:22,380
It's like president Nixon

3409
02:47:22,380 --> 02:47:24,380
It was Nixon right?

3410
02:47:24,380 --> 02:47:26,380
For the moon landing? Yeah

3411
02:47:26,380 --> 02:47:28,380
No it was Kennedy

3412
02:47:28,380 --> 02:47:30,380
No it was 1969? I think Kennedy was dead

3413
02:47:30,380 --> 02:47:32,380
No Kennedy died

3414
02:47:32,380 --> 02:47:34,380
He didn't get to see it

3415
02:47:34,380 --> 02:47:36,380
And then who was it?

3416
02:47:36,380 --> 02:47:38,380
I think it was Nixon right? Or Lyndon B Johnson

3417
02:47:38,380 --> 02:47:40,380
Well no Kennedy died in 63

3418
02:47:40,380 --> 02:47:42,380
So

3419
02:47:42,380 --> 02:47:44,380
I think it was Nixon

3420
02:47:44,380 --> 02:47:46,380
Yeah probably

3421
02:47:46,380 --> 02:47:48,380
And they're like

3422
02:47:48,380 --> 02:47:50,380
Oh hey this is the president who you never speak

3423
02:47:50,380 --> 02:47:52,380
Got to meet

3424
02:47:52,380 --> 02:47:54,380
Doesn't give a fuck about him any other time

3425
02:47:54,380 --> 02:47:56,380
But it's like oh

3426
02:47:56,380 --> 02:47:58,380
An opportunity to interject myself

3427
02:47:58,380 --> 02:48:00,380
Into somebody else's accomplishment

3428
02:48:00,380 --> 02:48:02,380
Let me give you a call

3429
02:48:02,380 --> 02:48:04,380
So I can be part of history

3430
02:48:04,380 --> 02:48:06,380
It's like you didn't fucking do anything you fucking loser

3431
02:48:06,380 --> 02:48:08,380
It's like Andrew Cuomo

3432
02:48:08,380 --> 02:48:10,380
In that photo op that we were talking about

3433
02:48:10,380 --> 02:48:12,380
That one time

3434
02:48:12,380 --> 02:48:14,380
With a car accident? Yeah

3435
02:48:14,380 --> 02:48:16,380
Exactly Look how Andrew Cuomo turned out to be

3436
02:48:16,380 --> 02:48:18,380
Yeah exactly

3437
02:48:18,380 --> 02:48:20,380
A fucking sex offender

3438
02:48:20,380 --> 02:48:22,380
We were saying that back then like there's some shady shit

3439
02:48:22,380 --> 02:48:24,380
Behind this guy like nobody liked him

3440
02:48:24,380 --> 02:48:26,380
And it turned out

3441
02:48:26,380 --> 02:48:28,380
To be true

3442
02:48:28,380 --> 02:48:30,380
Yeah but it wasn't really true though

3443
02:48:30,380 --> 02:48:32,380
He didn't do anything like

3444
02:48:32,380 --> 02:48:34,380
What did he even do?

3445
02:48:34,380 --> 02:48:36,380
He sexually harassed his female staff

3446
02:48:36,380 --> 02:48:38,380
Well I mean

3447
02:48:38,380 --> 02:48:40,380
Either that or

3448
02:48:40,380 --> 02:48:42,380
He made sexual advances

3449
02:48:42,380 --> 02:48:44,380
Going along with the status quo

3450
02:48:44,380 --> 02:48:46,380
And they made that up

3451
02:48:46,380 --> 02:48:48,380
No I think he actually did

3452
02:48:48,380 --> 02:48:50,380
I don't know man

3453
02:48:50,380 --> 02:48:52,380
Because they released some of the stuff he did

3454
02:48:52,380 --> 02:48:54,380
He was singing to one of the girls on the phone

3455
02:48:54,380 --> 02:48:56,380
It's like

3456
02:48:56,380 --> 02:48:58,380
Well if I was a fucking single

3457
02:48:58,380 --> 02:49:00,380
55 year old 60 year old guy

3458
02:49:00,380 --> 02:49:02,380
I'd probably be doing the same thing

3459
02:49:02,380 --> 02:49:04,380
Like singing to her on the phone telling her

3460
02:49:04,380 --> 02:49:06,380
She's beautiful it's like you're the governor

3461
02:49:06,380 --> 02:49:08,380
You're like dude you're one of the most

3462
02:49:08,380 --> 02:49:10,380
Powerful people in the world

3463
02:49:10,380 --> 02:49:12,380
Yeah

3464
02:49:12,380 --> 02:49:14,380
It's like how the fuck did that guy get canceled

3465
02:49:14,380 --> 02:49:16,380
I don't understand

3466
02:49:16,380 --> 02:49:18,380
Well you know he got charged

3467
02:49:18,380 --> 02:49:20,380
Did he get charged with crime? I don't know

3468
02:49:20,380 --> 02:49:22,380
No he didn't get

3469
02:49:22,380 --> 02:49:24,380
Charged with a crime but he was just

3470
02:49:24,380 --> 02:49:26,380
Publicly humiliated

3471
02:49:26,380 --> 02:49:28,380
You know he's fucked now but he can just retire in peace

3472
02:49:28,380 --> 02:49:30,380
Because he's got money

3473
02:49:30,380 --> 02:49:32,380
Yeah but it still sucks to go out on a bad note

3474
02:49:32,380 --> 02:49:34,380
You know

3475
02:49:34,380 --> 02:49:36,380
But look they got Elliot Spitzer too

3476
02:49:36,380 --> 02:49:38,380
And he was the governor right?

3477
02:49:38,380 --> 02:49:40,380
Yup

3478
02:49:40,380 --> 02:49:42,380
New York state governors have a fucking

3479
02:49:42,380 --> 02:49:44,380
They got a history of

3480
02:49:44,380 --> 02:49:46,380
They got a history of this shit

3481
02:49:46,380 --> 02:49:48,380
But Elliot Spitzer was really bad

3482
02:49:48,380 --> 02:49:50,380
That was fucking rough

3483
02:49:50,380 --> 02:49:52,380
Well you remember David Patterson?

3484
02:49:52,380 --> 02:49:54,380
Yeah what did he do?

3485
02:49:54,380 --> 02:49:56,380
He was just retarded

3486
02:49:56,380 --> 02:49:58,380
Dude he was blind he wasn't retarded

3487
02:49:58,380 --> 02:50:00,380
Well no

3488
02:50:00,380 --> 02:50:02,380
He was politically

3489
02:50:02,380 --> 02:50:04,380
Politically retarded

3490
02:50:04,380 --> 02:50:06,380
Well I mean what do you expect

3491
02:50:06,380 --> 02:50:08,380
He was blind? No I'm just joking

3492
02:50:08,380 --> 02:50:10,380
I'm just joking that's a joke

3493
02:50:10,380 --> 02:50:12,380
Yeah no

3494
02:50:12,380 --> 02:50:14,380
I don't even remember

3495
02:50:14,380 --> 02:50:16,380
I know he lived in

3496
02:50:16,380 --> 02:50:18,380
He lived locally

3497
02:50:18,380 --> 02:50:20,380
Yeah I think he was

3498
02:50:20,380 --> 02:50:22,380
From Albany or something

3499
02:50:22,380 --> 02:50:24,380
I think he was from Gielin

3500
02:50:24,380 --> 02:50:26,380
Yeah

3501
02:50:26,380 --> 02:50:28,380
He lived over that way

3502
02:50:28,380 --> 02:50:30,380
Yeah but he was like

3503
02:50:30,380 --> 02:50:32,380
He wasn't even a real

3504
02:50:32,380 --> 02:50:34,380
He was like the governor by accident

3505
02:50:34,380 --> 02:50:36,380
By default

3506
02:50:36,380 --> 02:50:38,380
Yeah that doesn't count

3507
02:50:38,380 --> 02:50:40,380
Just like Katie Hokel

3508
02:50:40,380 --> 02:50:42,380
Right

3509
02:50:42,380 --> 02:50:44,380
I don't even feel like she's the governor

3510
02:50:44,380 --> 02:50:46,380
So

3511
02:50:46,380 --> 02:50:48,380
You know how we were talking about

3512
02:50:48,380 --> 02:50:50,380
That fucking stupid fucking

3513
02:50:50,380 --> 02:50:52,380
Song the other day?

3514
02:50:52,380 --> 02:50:54,380
What song? The fucking

3515
02:50:54,380 --> 02:50:56,380
Try that in a small town

3516
02:50:56,380 --> 02:50:58,380
I fucking hate

3517
02:50:58,380 --> 02:51:00,380
Upstate New York Red Decks

3518
02:51:00,380 --> 02:51:02,380
Like I fucking hate them

3519
02:51:02,380 --> 02:51:04,380
They're the worst

3520
02:51:04,380 --> 02:51:06,380
They have all the worst

3521
02:51:06,380 --> 02:51:08,380
Qualities of Red Decks with none of the good

3522
02:51:08,380 --> 02:51:10,380
Qualities

3523
02:51:10,380 --> 02:51:12,380
Good Red Decks are like

3524
02:51:12,380 --> 02:51:14,380
Good at working on shit

3525
02:51:14,380 --> 02:51:16,380
They make good money doing a skill

3526
02:51:16,380 --> 02:51:18,380
The Red Decks around here are

3527
02:51:18,380 --> 02:51:20,380
Fucking barflies who ride ATVs

3528
02:51:20,380 --> 02:51:22,380
Yeah I grew up in a small

3529
02:51:22,380 --> 02:51:24,380
Town

3530
02:51:24,380 --> 02:51:26,380
We're in Upstate New York

3531
02:51:26,380 --> 02:51:28,380
And all the

3532
02:51:28,380 --> 02:51:30,380
So called Red Neck

3533
02:51:30,380 --> 02:51:32,380
Upstate New York Hillbillies around here

3534
02:51:32,380 --> 02:51:34,380
I just I don't know

3535
02:51:34,380 --> 02:51:36,380
I just had a bad experience with them growing up

3536
02:51:36,380 --> 02:51:38,380
Yeah? Yeah

3537
02:51:38,380 --> 02:51:40,380
You just didn't get along with them in school?

3538
02:51:40,380 --> 02:51:42,380
No they're just fucking stupid

3539
02:51:42,380 --> 02:51:44,380
Oh I mean I kind of did

3540
02:51:44,380 --> 02:51:46,380
I used to have like

3541
02:51:46,380 --> 02:51:48,380
I used to have a lifted

3542
02:51:48,380 --> 02:51:50,380
Truck and

3543
02:51:50,380 --> 02:51:52,380
I used to be a little bit of a

3544
02:51:52,380 --> 02:51:54,380
Redneck I was definitely white trash

3545
02:51:54,380 --> 02:51:56,380
That's for sure

3546
02:51:56,380 --> 02:51:58,380
Like everybody in school would be like

3547
02:51:58,380 --> 02:52:00,380
What do you want? You know I was like

3548
02:52:00,380 --> 02:52:02,380
What do you want to be when you grow up? And all the Red Necks would be like

3549
02:52:02,380 --> 02:52:04,380
Oh I want to be the fucking school bus

3550
02:52:04,380 --> 02:52:06,380
Driver

3551
02:52:06,380 --> 02:52:08,380
No

3552
02:52:08,380 --> 02:52:10,380
There's this one kid who like from like

3553
02:52:10,380 --> 02:52:12,380
Fifth grade for like

3554
02:52:12,380 --> 02:52:14,380
When we started school he'd be like

3555
02:52:14,380 --> 02:52:16,380
I want to be the school bus driver when I grow up

3556
02:52:16,380 --> 02:52:18,380
No way And I'm pretty sure he is but

3557
02:52:18,380 --> 02:52:20,380
Dude

3558
02:52:20,380 --> 02:52:22,380
The way to set the bar fucking

3559
02:52:22,380 --> 02:52:24,380
Low

3560
02:52:24,380 --> 02:52:26,380
That's usually the job

3561
02:52:26,380 --> 02:52:28,380
Well I mean I'm not going to say anything

3562
02:52:28,380 --> 02:52:30,380
Because I know good bus drivers

3563
02:52:30,380 --> 02:52:32,380
But it's usually not what people

3564
02:52:32,380 --> 02:52:34,380
Aspire to be

3565
02:52:34,380 --> 02:52:36,380
That's for sure

3566
02:52:36,380 --> 02:52:38,380
If you grew up in upstate New York

3567
02:52:38,380 --> 02:52:40,380
I want to be the bus driver

3568
02:52:42,380 --> 02:52:44,380
I can't wait to get my hands on that

3569
02:52:44,380 --> 02:52:46,380
Wheel and pull that stop sign out

3570
02:52:46,380 --> 02:52:48,380
And then I'll get one and drop the road

3571
02:52:50,380 --> 02:52:52,380
I can't wait to smell that diesel fuel

3572
02:52:52,380 --> 02:52:54,380
And run that bus up and down these

3573
02:52:54,380 --> 02:52:56,380
Hill boys

3574
02:52:56,380 --> 02:52:58,380
And then there's all the kids that like

3575
02:52:58,380 --> 02:53:00,380
From your high school that

3576
02:53:00,380 --> 02:53:02,380
That have died since you

3577
02:53:02,380 --> 02:53:04,380
Left there and you're like oh yeah

3578
02:53:04,380 --> 02:53:06,380
I saw that coming

3579
02:53:06,380 --> 02:53:08,380
Yeah I mean I don't think we lost anybody in our grade yet

3580
02:53:08,380 --> 02:53:10,380
Really

3581
02:53:10,380 --> 02:53:12,380
I don't think so I think everybody's

3582
02:53:12,380 --> 02:53:14,380
I think everybody's pretty much

3583
02:53:14,380 --> 02:53:16,380
Still alive There's one girl who left our

3584
02:53:16,380 --> 02:53:18,380
School and then she died but

3585
02:53:18,380 --> 02:53:20,380
I don't think any of the original members

3586
02:53:20,380 --> 02:53:22,380
I don't think any of them

3587
02:53:22,380 --> 02:53:24,380
Died

3588
02:53:24,380 --> 02:53:26,380
Yeah you could just

3589
02:53:26,380 --> 02:53:28,380
Tell who it was going to be

3590
02:53:28,380 --> 02:53:30,380
Yeah you just knew

3591
02:53:30,380 --> 02:53:32,380
The kids that were into drugs

3592
02:53:32,380 --> 02:53:34,380
Yeah

3593
02:53:34,380 --> 02:53:36,380
We didn't really have much

3594
02:53:36,380 --> 02:53:38,380
To like

3595
02:53:38,380 --> 02:53:40,380
You could tell that they didn't have a lot of

3596
02:53:40,380 --> 02:53:42,380
Stuff going on other than

3597
02:53:42,380 --> 02:53:44,380
Like the drugs Right

3598
02:53:44,380 --> 02:53:46,380
Yeah dude the drug thing is

3599
02:53:46,380 --> 02:53:48,380
Scary man

3600
02:53:48,380 --> 02:53:50,380
I remember

3601
02:53:50,380 --> 02:53:52,380
I never really did anything

3602
02:53:52,380 --> 02:53:54,380
I wasn't into

3603
02:53:54,380 --> 02:53:56,380
Any drugs really other than you know I tried

3604
02:53:56,380 --> 02:53:58,380
Weed a couple times a few times

3605
02:53:58,380 --> 02:54:00,380
But and then I tried

3606
02:54:00,380 --> 02:54:02,380
Was it MDMA or was it

3607
02:54:02,380 --> 02:54:04,380
It wasn't

3608
02:54:04,380 --> 02:54:06,380
MDMA it was ecstasy

3609
02:54:06,380 --> 02:54:08,380
And that was

3610
02:54:08,380 --> 02:54:10,380
Scary dude that was

3611
02:54:10,380 --> 02:54:12,380
Like I got chest pain

3612
02:54:12,380 --> 02:54:14,380
After taking it like a

3613
02:54:14,380 --> 02:54:16,380
Mild chest ache that

3614
02:54:16,380 --> 02:54:18,380
I had for like years after

3615
02:54:18,380 --> 02:54:20,380
That

3616
02:54:20,380 --> 02:54:22,380
Years yeah

3617
02:54:22,380 --> 02:54:24,380
I don't know if this is in my head or what

3618
02:54:24,380 --> 02:54:26,380
But

3619
02:54:26,380 --> 02:54:28,380
You know cause I had like

3620
02:54:28,380 --> 02:54:30,380
High hyperthyroid

3621
02:54:30,380 --> 02:54:32,380
And that so that probably wasn't

3622
02:54:32,380 --> 02:54:34,380
Like a good thing you know cause your

3623
02:54:34,380 --> 02:54:36,380
Heart rates already elevated

3624
02:54:36,380 --> 02:54:38,380
But

3625
02:54:38,380 --> 02:54:40,380
I just remember like

3626
02:54:42,380 --> 02:54:44,380
I remember

3627
02:54:44,380 --> 02:54:46,380
It was like kinda like a dream when I took it

3628
02:54:46,380 --> 02:54:48,380
And I was hanging out with a real like scumbag

3629
02:54:48,380 --> 02:54:50,380
Kind of kid

3630
02:54:50,380 --> 02:54:52,380
He meant well but he was like always into the drugs

3631
02:54:52,380 --> 02:54:54,380
And I don't know why I was hanging

3632
02:54:54,380 --> 02:54:56,380
Out with him this one night

3633
02:54:56,380 --> 02:54:58,380
But there's this one guy

3634
02:54:58,380 --> 02:55:00,380
I'll never forget him he had like

3635
02:55:00,380 --> 02:55:02,380
He was fucking huge

3636
02:55:02,380 --> 02:55:04,380
Like kinda like jacked and fat

3637
02:55:04,380 --> 02:55:06,380
If you know what I mean like a fat

3638
02:55:06,380 --> 02:55:08,380
Jacked guy yeah and

3639
02:55:08,380 --> 02:55:10,380
He had no front teeth

3640
02:55:10,380 --> 02:55:12,380
And

3641
02:55:12,380 --> 02:55:14,380
He was like the town drug dealer

3642
02:55:14,380 --> 02:55:16,380
Like he always had

3643
02:55:16,380 --> 02:55:18,380
This kid was like oh yeah that dude he's always got E on him dude

3644
02:55:18,380 --> 02:55:20,380
He doesn't talk like Don Juan but

3645
02:55:20,380 --> 02:55:22,380
He talks like I fucking

3646
02:55:22,380 --> 02:55:24,380
Like yeah dude he's always got ecstasy

3647
02:55:24,380 --> 02:55:26,380
Like he'll definitely have some bro

3648
02:55:26,380 --> 02:55:28,380
Like we'll get some from him

3649
02:55:28,380 --> 02:55:30,380
So he talked like a white kid

3650
02:55:30,380 --> 02:55:32,380
Yeah yeah

3651
02:55:32,380 --> 02:55:34,380
So yeah we got it

3652
02:55:34,380 --> 02:55:36,380
And then it was like $20 a pill or whatever

3653
02:55:36,380 --> 02:55:38,380
And then

3654
02:55:38,380 --> 02:55:40,380
I dropped mine on the

3655
02:55:40,380 --> 02:55:42,380
Floor and somebody stepped on it

3656
02:55:42,380 --> 02:55:44,380
So on purpose

3657
02:55:44,380 --> 02:55:46,380
What's that? On purpose?

3658
02:55:46,380 --> 02:55:48,380
No by accident

3659
02:55:48,380 --> 02:55:50,380
And so he's like dude lick it

3660
02:55:50,380 --> 02:55:52,380
Lick it off the floor dude

3661
02:55:52,380 --> 02:55:54,380
Lick it off the floor bro don't want to go to waste

3662
02:55:54,380 --> 02:55:56,380
So I licked it off the floor and

3663
02:55:56,380 --> 02:55:58,380
It's a

3664
02:55:58,380 --> 02:56:00,380
It's a good drug

3665
02:56:00,380 --> 02:56:02,380
It really is

3666
02:56:02,380 --> 02:56:04,380
No I had chest pain but overall good experience

3667
02:56:04,380 --> 02:56:06,380
Yeah

3668
02:56:06,380 --> 02:56:08,380
No but my

3669
02:56:08,380 --> 02:56:10,380
My buddy went to the bathroom

3670
02:56:10,380 --> 02:56:12,380
And there's this

3671
02:56:12,380 --> 02:56:14,380
One girl I don't know how I knew her

3672
02:56:14,380 --> 02:56:16,380
But I mean it was his girlfriend

3673
02:56:16,380 --> 02:56:18,380
But I knew her from somewhere else I think I might have been working with her

3674
02:56:18,380 --> 02:56:20,380
But I just like

3675
02:56:20,380 --> 02:56:22,380
But I just like

3676
02:56:22,380 --> 02:56:24,380
But I just like

3677
02:56:24,380 --> 02:56:26,380
He went to the bathroom

3678
02:56:26,380 --> 02:56:28,380
It was his girlfriend and I started making out with her

3679
02:56:28,380 --> 02:56:30,380
And it was just like

3680
02:56:30,380 --> 02:56:32,380
That's just what ecstasy does

3681
02:56:32,380 --> 02:56:34,380
It just makes it like

3682
02:56:34,380 --> 02:56:36,380
Like there's no apprehension

3683
02:56:36,380 --> 02:56:38,380
It's just like normal

3684
02:56:38,380 --> 02:56:40,380
Yeah and she was cool with it

3685
02:56:40,380 --> 02:56:42,380
It was just like strange drugs are strange dude

3686
02:56:42,380 --> 02:56:44,380
It was like I would never do that

3687
02:56:44,380 --> 02:56:46,380
I could have looked that girl up and see what she's up to these days

3688
02:56:46,380 --> 02:56:48,380
But

3689
02:56:48,380 --> 02:56:50,380
She was floating around

3690
02:56:50,380 --> 02:56:52,380
What the fuck

3691
02:56:52,380 --> 02:56:54,380
What the fuck

3692
02:56:54,380 --> 02:56:56,380
I'm not recommending it but you know

3693
02:56:56,380 --> 02:56:58,380
I

3694
02:56:58,380 --> 02:57:00,380
I'm not recommending it but you know

3695
02:57:00,380 --> 02:57:02,380
Back in the day I was like I don't know maybe 18 or 19

3696
02:57:02,380 --> 02:57:04,380
But that's the hardest thing I ever did

3697
02:57:04,380 --> 02:57:06,380
That's actually ecstasy is considered a soft drug

3698
02:57:06,380 --> 02:57:08,380
It's not a hard drug

3699
02:57:08,380 --> 02:57:10,380
You would think it's a hard drug but it's not

3700
02:57:10,380 --> 02:57:12,380
I have not done ecstasy

3701
02:57:12,380 --> 02:57:14,380
Yeah but that's my

3702
02:57:14,380 --> 02:57:16,380
That's the extent of my drug experience but

3703
02:57:16,380 --> 02:57:18,380
Like a lot of those kids in that

3704
02:57:18,380 --> 02:57:20,380
Circle

3705
02:57:20,380 --> 02:57:22,380
They all ended up dead

3706
02:57:22,380 --> 02:57:24,380
So actually the guy

3707
02:57:24,380 --> 02:57:26,380
The toothless guy

3708
02:57:26,380 --> 02:57:28,380
The toothless fat

3709
02:57:28,380 --> 02:57:30,380
Jacked guy he died from drug overdose

3710
02:57:30,380 --> 02:57:32,380
So I mean

3711
02:57:32,380 --> 02:57:34,380
You know

3712
02:57:34,380 --> 02:57:36,380
If you fucking if you're selling it

3713
02:57:36,380 --> 02:57:38,380
You've got

3714
02:57:38,380 --> 02:57:40,380
Unlimited access

3715
02:57:40,380 --> 02:57:42,380
Listen audience of Untitled Podcast

3716
02:57:42,380 --> 02:57:44,380
Don't do drugs

3717
02:57:44,380 --> 02:57:46,380
I'm not condoning this I'm just saying

3718
02:57:46,380 --> 02:57:48,380
You know sometimes some experimentation

3719
02:57:48,380 --> 02:57:50,380
Happens when you're young

3720
02:57:50,380 --> 02:57:52,380
Listen if you're under the age of 18

3721
02:57:52,380 --> 02:57:54,380
You probably shouldn't be listening to this podcast

3722
02:57:54,380 --> 02:57:56,380
Anyway but don't fucking do drugs

3723
02:57:56,380 --> 02:57:58,380
Drugs are fucking bad

3724
02:57:58,380 --> 02:58:00,380
I'm gonna be honest with you probably we should raise the age

3725
02:58:00,380 --> 02:58:02,380
Of 21

3726
02:58:02,380 --> 02:58:04,380
What of this podcast?

3727
02:58:04,380 --> 02:58:06,380
For people listening yeah

3728
02:58:06,380 --> 02:58:08,380
Yeah I would say

3729
02:58:08,380 --> 02:58:10,380
I don't think anybody under the age

3730
02:58:10,380 --> 02:58:12,380
Of 21 should really we don't mind if

3731
02:58:12,380 --> 02:58:14,380
You're listening it's just you might wanna

3732
02:58:14,380 --> 02:58:16,380
Get some parental

3733
02:58:16,380 --> 02:58:18,380
Consent first

3734
02:58:18,380 --> 02:58:20,380
What do you think about the

3735
02:58:20,380 --> 02:58:22,380
Tobacco age being raised

3736
02:58:22,380 --> 02:58:24,380
To 21? I think it's stupid

3737
02:58:24,380 --> 02:58:26,380
Cause when you can just

3738
02:58:26,380 --> 02:58:28,380
That's only county wide

3739
02:58:28,380 --> 02:58:30,380
Right? But it's multiple counties

3740
02:58:30,380 --> 02:58:32,380
You just drive to the

3741
02:58:32,380 --> 02:58:34,380
Next county it's not

3742
02:58:34,380 --> 02:58:36,380
I think it's becoming a thing that

3743
02:58:36,380 --> 02:58:38,380
Everybody wants to do it

3744
02:58:38,380 --> 02:58:40,380
Yeah

3745
02:58:40,380 --> 02:58:42,380
I don't know man I don't know how much

3746
02:58:42,380 --> 02:58:44,380
It's really gonna fix you know

3747
02:58:44,380 --> 02:58:46,380
Taxation really does actually help

3748
02:58:46,380 --> 02:58:48,380
It does it solves two problems

3749
02:58:48,380 --> 02:58:50,380
It gets the government money

3750
02:58:50,380 --> 02:58:52,380
Cause they don't have enough and

3751
02:58:52,380 --> 02:58:54,380
It makes it

3752
02:58:54,380 --> 02:58:56,380
Financially

3753
02:58:56,380 --> 02:58:58,380
More difficult for people to buy it

3754
02:58:58,380 --> 02:59:00,380
Bro the government says taxation without

3755
02:59:00,380 --> 02:59:02,380
Representation right? That was the whole thing of

3756
02:59:02,380 --> 02:59:04,380
The American Revolution

3757
02:59:04,380 --> 02:59:06,380
That wasn't the government that was the people

3758
02:59:06,380 --> 02:59:08,380
But that was like the whole idea of

3759
02:59:08,380 --> 02:59:10,380
What America was founded on

3760
02:59:10,380 --> 02:59:12,380
And yet we fucking tax like our territories

3761
02:59:12,380 --> 02:59:14,380
Like fucking Puerto Rico and shit

3762
02:59:14,380 --> 02:59:16,380
And they don't have any representation

3763
02:59:16,380 --> 02:59:18,380
In the fucking

3764
02:59:18,380 --> 02:59:20,380
Like the Senate

3765
02:59:20,380 --> 02:59:22,380
In the fucking US

3766
02:59:22,380 --> 02:59:24,380
President vote

3767
02:59:24,380 --> 02:59:26,380
No there's no representation

3768
02:59:26,380 --> 02:59:28,380
In Puerto Rico

3769
02:59:28,380 --> 02:59:30,380
Well dude like here's the thing here's the trade off

3770
02:59:30,380 --> 02:59:32,380
It's like do you want

3771
02:59:32,380 --> 02:59:34,380
Tax representation or

3772
02:59:34,380 --> 02:59:36,380
Do you want to not have tax representation?

3773
02:59:36,380 --> 02:59:38,380
What am I trying to say?

3774
02:59:38,380 --> 02:59:40,380
Or do you want to be protected by the

3775
02:59:40,380 --> 02:59:42,380
Largest military in the world?

3776
02:59:42,380 --> 02:59:44,380
That nobody can fuck up it's like pick your poison

3777
02:59:44,380 --> 02:59:46,380
You want to be off by yourself?

3778
02:59:46,380 --> 02:59:48,380
So you're gonna complain about the tax

3779
02:59:48,380 --> 02:59:50,380
Representation or you're gonna take the fucking

3780
02:59:50,380 --> 02:59:52,380
Protection of the strongest military

3781
02:59:52,380 --> 02:59:54,380
Imagine if somebody attacked Puerto Rico

3782
02:59:54,380 --> 02:59:56,380
We would have to go and fucking

3783
02:59:56,380 --> 02:59:58,380
Defend them

3784
02:59:58,380 --> 03:00:00,380
There's like a movement in Hawaii to

3785
03:00:00,380 --> 03:00:02,380
Succeed from the United States

3786
03:00:02,380 --> 03:00:04,380
You ever hear about that?

3787
03:00:04,380 --> 03:00:06,380
Yeah good luck

3788
03:00:06,380 --> 03:00:08,380
Nobody succeeds from the United States

3789
03:00:08,380 --> 03:00:10,380
How did that happen

3790
03:00:10,380 --> 03:00:12,380
Even how did we get Hawaii?

3791
03:00:12,380 --> 03:00:14,380
Um

3792
03:00:14,380 --> 03:00:16,380
Got it I think we just colonized it

3793
03:00:16,380 --> 03:00:18,380
Or like bought it from

3794
03:00:18,380 --> 03:00:20,380
That's a good question I fucking forgot

3795
03:00:20,380 --> 03:00:22,380
Wasn't it from Japan?

3796
03:00:22,380 --> 03:00:24,380
I don't know but uh

3797
03:00:26,380 --> 03:00:28,380
Isn't where was Pearl Harbor?

3798
03:00:28,380 --> 03:00:30,380
Hawaii

3799
03:00:30,380 --> 03:00:32,380
It was?

3800
03:00:32,380 --> 03:00:34,380
See that's why we got Hawaii dude

3801
03:00:34,380 --> 03:00:36,380
Do you understand?

3802
03:00:36,380 --> 03:00:38,380
That's what that was the whole

3803
03:00:38,380 --> 03:00:40,380
Point of getting Hawaii why else do we want

3804
03:00:40,380 --> 03:00:42,380
Hawaii?

3805
03:00:42,380 --> 03:00:44,380
Fucking Hawaii in the middle of nowhere

3806
03:00:44,380 --> 03:00:46,380
They'll kinda kinda fuck do we give about

3807
03:00:46,380 --> 03:00:48,380
Hawaii? We'll take anything we can

3808
03:00:48,380 --> 03:00:50,380
Get I think

3809
03:00:50,380 --> 03:00:52,380
Look I'm telling you Puerto Rico's next

3810
03:00:52,380 --> 03:00:54,380
That's the next Pearl Harbor is gonna be Puerto Rico

3811
03:00:54,380 --> 03:00:56,380
History

3812
03:00:56,380 --> 03:00:58,380
Of Hawaii

3813
03:00:58,380 --> 03:01:00,380
American immigration led by

3814
03:01:00,380 --> 03:01:02,380
Protestant missionaries

3815
03:01:02,380 --> 03:01:04,380
And Native Hawaiian out migration

3816
03:01:04,380 --> 03:01:06,380
Mostly on whaling ships began almost

3817
03:01:06,380 --> 03:01:08,380
Immediately after Captain Cook's

3818
03:01:08,380 --> 03:01:10,380
Arrival oh shit

3819
03:01:10,380 --> 03:01:12,380
Captain Cook went there?

3820
03:01:12,380 --> 03:01:14,380
The Captain Hook?

3821
03:01:14,380 --> 03:01:16,380
No Captain Cook did

3822
03:01:16,380 --> 03:01:18,380
He was for Peter Pad though

3823
03:01:18,380 --> 03:01:20,380
I don't know that was

3824
03:01:20,380 --> 03:01:22,380
In the 1800's

3825
03:01:22,380 --> 03:01:24,380
I don't know

3826
03:01:24,380 --> 03:01:26,380
All I know is that Hawaii was made a state

3827
03:01:26,380 --> 03:01:28,380
In the 1940's

3828
03:01:28,380 --> 03:01:30,380
Damn

3829
03:01:30,380 --> 03:01:32,380
In the 1940's

3830
03:01:32,380 --> 03:01:34,380
So

3831
03:01:34,380 --> 03:01:36,380
Hold on a sec Pearl Harbor

3832
03:01:36,380 --> 03:01:38,380
Pearl Harbor happened when?

3833
03:01:38,380 --> 03:01:40,380
19...

3834
03:01:40,380 --> 03:01:42,380
Oh wait was that

3835
03:01:42,380 --> 03:01:44,380
Pearl Harbor before it was a state? Yeah

3836
03:01:44,380 --> 03:01:46,380
Oh no I think it was 1959

3837
03:01:46,380 --> 03:01:48,380
So we already had military there

3838
03:01:48,380 --> 03:01:50,380
So we had a base there but it wasn't

3839
03:01:50,380 --> 03:01:52,380
Oh no it was 1959

3840
03:01:54,380 --> 03:01:56,380
That's fucking crazy

3841
03:01:56,380 --> 03:01:58,380
I've never seen the movie Pearl Harbor

3842
03:01:58,380 --> 03:02:00,380
Isn't it any good?

3843
03:02:00,380 --> 03:02:02,380
I want

3844
03:02:02,380 --> 03:02:04,380
I don't know if I

3845
03:02:04,380 --> 03:02:06,380
I don't remember actually I think I

3846
03:02:06,380 --> 03:02:08,380
Watched it

3847
03:02:08,380 --> 03:02:10,380
Oh so I guess Hawaii

3848
03:02:10,380 --> 03:02:12,380
Was controlled independently

3849
03:02:12,380 --> 03:02:14,380
As the

3850
03:02:14,380 --> 03:02:16,380
Republic of Hawaii

3851
03:02:16,380 --> 03:02:18,380
Before the US

3852
03:02:18,380 --> 03:02:20,380
They agreed to become a part of the United

3853
03:02:20,380 --> 03:02:22,380
States in

3854
03:02:22,380 --> 03:02:24,380
1898

3855
03:02:24,380 --> 03:02:26,380
As the territory of Hawaii

3856
03:02:26,380 --> 03:02:28,380
Wow

3857
03:02:28,380 --> 03:02:30,380
Dude you know the United

3858
03:02:30,380 --> 03:02:32,380
States is only a world superpower

3859
03:02:32,380 --> 03:02:34,380
Because they literally

3860
03:02:34,380 --> 03:02:36,380
Monopolized like all these

3861
03:02:36,380 --> 03:02:38,380
Territories it's literally like

3862
03:02:38,380 --> 03:02:40,380
The game Monopoly you just have to acquire

3863
03:02:40,380 --> 03:02:42,380
The most property

3864
03:02:42,380 --> 03:02:44,380
The earliest on

3865
03:02:44,380 --> 03:02:46,380
And you become the world superpower

3866
03:02:46,380 --> 03:02:48,380
Like I think it was

3867
03:02:48,380 --> 03:02:50,380
What James Madison

3868
03:02:50,380 --> 03:02:52,380
Was one of the people that was most

3869
03:02:52,380 --> 03:02:54,380
Herman Rowe Madison or

3870
03:02:54,380 --> 03:02:56,380
Monroe that was

3871
03:02:56,380 --> 03:02:58,380
Most responsible for acquiring

3872
03:02:58,380 --> 03:03:00,380
Territory for the US like he

3873
03:03:00,380 --> 03:03:02,380
Was part of the Louisiana purchase

3874
03:03:04,380 --> 03:03:06,380
I forget what else but it's literally like

3875
03:03:06,380 --> 03:03:08,380
This guy was responsible for purchasing

3876
03:03:08,380 --> 03:03:10,380
Half of the United States

3877
03:03:10,380 --> 03:03:12,380
Oh yeah Monroe

3878
03:03:12,380 --> 03:03:14,380
I think you bought a lot of shit

3879
03:03:14,380 --> 03:03:16,380
Louisiana

3880
03:03:16,380 --> 03:03:18,380
Territory and shit

3881
03:03:18,380 --> 03:03:20,380
And then it's like some of the territories he bought

3882
03:03:20,380 --> 03:03:22,380
Finished off the border

3883
03:03:22,380 --> 03:03:24,380
At the top of the United States

3884
03:03:24,380 --> 03:03:26,380
It's fucking crazy

3885
03:03:26,380 --> 03:03:28,380
But it's even crazier

3886
03:03:28,380 --> 03:03:30,380
If you think

3887
03:03:30,380 --> 03:03:32,380
Like think if there were no borders

3888
03:03:32,380 --> 03:03:34,380
Right because like when we see a map

3889
03:03:34,380 --> 03:03:36,380
We think of the United States

3890
03:03:36,380 --> 03:03:38,380
You know what I mean like and its borders

3891
03:03:38,380 --> 03:03:40,380
But those borders aren't even real

3892
03:03:40,380 --> 03:03:42,380
Right imaginary

3893
03:03:42,380 --> 03:03:44,380
Lines

3894
03:03:44,380 --> 03:03:46,380
They're imaginary lines

3895
03:03:46,380 --> 03:03:48,380
Like isn't that crazy to think about though it's like

3896
03:03:48,380 --> 03:03:50,380
I don't know and then the perspective

3897
03:03:50,380 --> 03:03:52,380
We think of the world like the way we look at it

3898
03:03:52,380 --> 03:03:54,380
Like how do we know

3899
03:03:54,380 --> 03:03:56,380
That that's the orientation it actually is

3900
03:03:56,380 --> 03:03:58,380
Are you a flat earther

3901
03:03:58,380 --> 03:04:00,380
I'm not a flat earther but I'm saying like

3902
03:04:00,380 --> 03:04:02,380
Like you don't believe in the flat

3903
03:04:02,380 --> 03:04:04,380
Earth bro

3904
03:04:04,380 --> 03:04:06,380
No I definitely

3905
03:04:06,380 --> 03:04:08,380
100% do not but I have a friend

3906
03:04:08,380 --> 03:04:10,380
Who adamantly does believe in it

3907
03:04:10,380 --> 03:04:12,380
Can we get him on the podcast

3908
03:04:12,380 --> 03:04:14,380
Oh bro we could probably call him right now

3909
03:04:14,380 --> 03:04:16,380
Oh my god

3910
03:04:16,380 --> 03:04:18,380
What time is it in Montana

3911
03:04:18,380 --> 03:04:20,380
Probably two hours

3912
03:04:20,380 --> 03:04:22,380
Behind

3913
03:04:22,380 --> 03:04:24,380
Let's see

3914
03:04:24,380 --> 03:04:26,380
Let me

3915
03:04:26,380 --> 03:04:28,380
Call his brother

3916
03:04:28,380 --> 03:04:30,380
Alright

3917
03:04:30,380 --> 03:04:32,380
I guess we're trying to get a legitimate

3918
03:04:32,380 --> 03:04:34,380
Flat earther on the podcast

3919
03:04:34,380 --> 03:04:36,380
Montana time

3920
03:04:36,380 --> 03:04:38,380
Yeah it's two hours

3921
03:04:38,380 --> 03:04:40,380
Behind yeah

3922
03:04:40,380 --> 03:04:42,380
Oh behind it's 11.27pm

3923
03:04:42,380 --> 03:04:44,380
Alright I'm gonna call him

3924
03:04:44,380 --> 03:04:46,380
Alright

3925
03:04:46,380 --> 03:04:48,380
What's his name

3926
03:04:48,380 --> 03:04:50,380
His name's Brian

3927
03:04:50,380 --> 03:04:52,380
Alright what about Brian dude

3928
03:04:52,380 --> 03:04:54,380
Damn though

3929
03:04:58,380 --> 03:05:00,380
Let's see if he picks up

3930
03:05:00,380 --> 03:05:02,380
He got a little mad at me for not taking

3931
03:05:02,380 --> 03:05:04,380
The vaccine

3932
03:05:04,380 --> 03:05:06,380
Yo what up Dan

3933
03:05:06,380 --> 03:05:08,380
Yo hey what's up Brian

3934
03:05:08,380 --> 03:05:10,380
That's good

3935
03:05:10,380 --> 03:05:12,380
Yo am I interrupting you are you busy

3936
03:05:12,380 --> 03:05:14,380
Nah I'm chilling dude

3937
03:05:14,380 --> 03:05:16,380
Hey listen I'm doing a podcast with my friend

3938
03:05:16,380 --> 03:05:18,380
Right

3939
03:05:18,380 --> 03:05:20,380
Nice

3940
03:05:20,380 --> 03:05:22,380
And you're on right now

3941
03:05:22,380 --> 03:05:24,380
If you don't want to say anything that's okay

3942
03:05:24,380 --> 03:05:26,380
Okay so we're talking about

3943
03:05:26,380 --> 03:05:28,380
Flat Earth

3944
03:05:28,380 --> 03:05:30,380
And I know that you're into this

3945
03:05:30,380 --> 03:05:32,380
Yes

3946
03:05:32,380 --> 03:05:34,380
And I was wondering if maybe

3947
03:05:34,380 --> 03:05:36,380
You might be able to give us your perspective

3948
03:05:36,380 --> 03:05:38,380
On why you believe in Flat Earth Theory

3949
03:05:38,380 --> 03:05:40,380
Okay

3950
03:05:40,380 --> 03:05:42,380
Well

3951
03:05:42,380 --> 03:05:44,380
It has to do with

3952
03:05:44,380 --> 03:05:46,380
Observing

3953
03:05:46,380 --> 03:05:48,380
Right so

3954
03:05:48,380 --> 03:05:50,380
I observe

3955
03:05:50,380 --> 03:05:52,380
The natural reality

3956
03:05:52,380 --> 03:05:54,380
Around me

3957
03:05:54,380 --> 03:05:56,380
I pour a glass of water

3958
03:05:56,380 --> 03:05:58,380
Into

3959
03:05:58,380 --> 03:06:00,380
A cup

3960
03:06:00,380 --> 03:06:02,380
And it's

3961
03:06:02,380 --> 03:06:04,380
It finds its level right

3962
03:06:04,380 --> 03:06:06,380
Water always finds its level

3963
03:06:06,380 --> 03:06:08,380
And

3964
03:06:08,380 --> 03:06:10,380
Flat Earth is a

3965
03:06:10,380 --> 03:06:12,380
Bunch of water

3966
03:06:12,380 --> 03:06:14,380
And like that

3967
03:06:14,380 --> 03:06:16,380
It's got to be level right

3968
03:06:16,380 --> 03:06:18,380
And then if you

3969
03:06:18,380 --> 03:06:20,380
If you look

3970
03:06:20,380 --> 03:06:22,380
With a

3971
03:06:22,380 --> 03:06:24,380
Telescope

3972
03:06:24,380 --> 03:06:26,380
On the beach

3973
03:06:26,380 --> 03:06:28,380
You look at a

3974
03:06:28,380 --> 03:06:30,380
At a

3975
03:06:30,380 --> 03:06:32,380
Ship going over the horizon

3976
03:06:32,380 --> 03:06:34,380
You can

3977
03:06:34,380 --> 03:06:36,380
Zoom in on it again

3978
03:06:36,380 --> 03:06:38,380
With the

3979
03:06:38,380 --> 03:06:40,380
Telescope

3980
03:06:40,380 --> 03:06:42,380
Where it should be disappearing

3981
03:06:42,380 --> 03:06:44,380
Yeah

3982
03:06:44,380 --> 03:06:46,380
And

3983
03:06:46,380 --> 03:06:48,380
I've never

3984
03:06:48,380 --> 03:06:50,380
Like I don't know because

3985
03:06:50,380 --> 03:06:52,380
You can't really see the curve from anywhere

3986
03:06:52,380 --> 03:06:54,380
Commercial airline

3987
03:06:54,380 --> 03:06:56,380
Planes

3988
03:06:56,380 --> 03:06:58,380
Fly at 35,000 feet

3989
03:06:58,380 --> 03:07:00,380
And apparently

3990
03:07:00,380 --> 03:07:02,380
Scientists say that

3991
03:07:02,380 --> 03:07:04,380
The closest that you can see the Earth's curve

3992
03:07:04,380 --> 03:07:06,380
Would be 150,000 feet

3993
03:07:06,380 --> 03:07:08,380
So

3994
03:07:08,380 --> 03:07:10,380
So you'd have to be at 150,000

3995
03:07:10,380 --> 03:07:12,380
Feet to see

3996
03:07:12,380 --> 03:07:14,380
To see the actual

3997
03:07:14,380 --> 03:07:16,380
Curvature

3998
03:07:16,380 --> 03:07:18,380
Yeah

3999
03:07:18,380 --> 03:07:20,380
I mean but they

4000
03:07:20,380 --> 03:07:22,380
There's the International Space

4001
03:07:22,380 --> 03:07:24,380
Station sees it

4002
03:07:24,380 --> 03:07:26,380
You know? Yeah

4003
03:07:26,380 --> 03:07:28,380
I don't have to look into it more

4004
03:07:28,380 --> 03:07:30,380
But

4005
03:07:30,380 --> 03:07:32,380
I'm pretty sure

4006
03:07:32,380 --> 03:07:34,380
If you use a

4007
03:07:34,380 --> 03:07:36,380
Hot air balloon

4008
03:07:36,380 --> 03:07:38,380
It'll

4009
03:07:38,380 --> 03:07:40,380
Only go up so high

4010
03:07:40,380 --> 03:07:42,380
It

4011
03:07:42,380 --> 03:07:44,380
There's like some kind of

4012
03:07:44,380 --> 03:07:46,380
Something happens at like

4013
03:07:46,380 --> 03:07:48,380
Certain height and they can only go to like

4014
03:07:48,380 --> 03:07:50,380
80,000 feet I believe

4015
03:07:50,380 --> 03:07:52,380
So

4016
03:07:52,380 --> 03:07:54,380
They pop after that?

4017
03:07:54,380 --> 03:07:56,380
Not entirely sure about the satellites

4018
03:07:56,380 --> 03:07:58,380
They could be real

4019
03:07:58,380 --> 03:08:00,380
You know?

4020
03:08:00,380 --> 03:08:02,380
I think satellites are fake

4021
03:08:02,380 --> 03:08:04,380
Honestly

4022
03:08:04,380 --> 03:08:06,380
They could be balloons of some kind

4023
03:08:06,380 --> 03:08:08,380
Like they're definitely out there

4024
03:08:08,380 --> 03:08:10,380
You know what I mean? Like they're definitely out there

4025
03:08:10,380 --> 03:08:12,380
Yeah I mean

4026
03:08:12,380 --> 03:08:14,380
I've seen them

4027
03:08:14,380 --> 03:08:16,380
I've seen Starlink

4028
03:08:16,380 --> 03:08:18,380
I've seen those satellites

4029
03:08:18,380 --> 03:08:20,380
I've seen the train of them

4030
03:08:20,380 --> 03:08:22,380
But

4031
03:08:22,380 --> 03:08:24,380
So

4032
03:08:24,380 --> 03:08:26,380
The thing about the Flat Earth though is like

4033
03:08:26,380 --> 03:08:28,380
If you're a man of

4034
03:08:28,380 --> 03:08:30,380
The scientific method

4035
03:08:30,380 --> 03:08:32,380
And

4036
03:08:32,380 --> 03:08:34,380
I'm a flat earther

4037
03:08:34,380 --> 03:08:36,380
And

4038
03:08:36,380 --> 03:08:38,380
You come to me

4039
03:08:38,380 --> 03:08:40,380
Telling me that the Earth

4040
03:08:40,380 --> 03:08:42,380
Is a ball

4041
03:08:42,380 --> 03:08:44,380
And I give you

4042
03:08:44,380 --> 03:08:46,380
My experiment which would be the water

4043
03:08:46,380 --> 03:08:48,380
Right?

4044
03:08:48,380 --> 03:08:50,380
And you tell me that it's spinning and I'm like

4045
03:08:50,380 --> 03:08:52,380
Well we're not

4046
03:08:52,380 --> 03:08:54,380
Observing any of this

4047
03:08:54,380 --> 03:08:56,380
So I ask you to conduct

4048
03:08:56,380 --> 03:08:58,380
An experiment to

4049
03:08:58,380 --> 03:09:00,380
Prove your extraordinary

4050
03:09:00,380 --> 03:09:02,380
Claim

4051
03:09:02,380 --> 03:09:04,380
And

4052
03:09:04,380 --> 03:09:06,380
The experiment needs to be recreated

4053
03:09:06,380 --> 03:09:08,380
I believe for it to be like a factual

4054
03:09:08,380 --> 03:09:10,380
Scientific method

4055
03:09:10,380 --> 03:09:12,380
Process

4056
03:09:12,380 --> 03:09:14,380
To my knowledge there really isn't

4057
03:09:14,380 --> 03:09:16,380
Any

4058
03:09:16,380 --> 03:09:18,380
Actual experiments that you can do to prove that we're

4059
03:09:18,380 --> 03:09:20,380
On a

4060
03:09:20,380 --> 03:09:22,380
On a

4061
03:09:22,380 --> 03:09:24,380
Globe that's like spinning and all that kind of stuff

4062
03:09:24,380 --> 03:09:26,380
Right

4063
03:09:26,380 --> 03:09:28,380
There's misconceptions of

4064
03:09:28,380 --> 03:09:30,380
The Borealis

4065
03:09:30,380 --> 03:09:32,380
I think it's called the Borealis

4066
03:09:32,380 --> 03:09:34,380
What do you call it?

4067
03:09:34,380 --> 03:09:36,380
Spin or something?

4068
03:09:36,380 --> 03:09:38,380
I'm not entirely sure what it's called but basically

4069
03:09:38,380 --> 03:09:40,380
Oh the Coriolis Effect

4070
03:09:40,380 --> 03:09:42,380
What is it?

4071
03:09:42,380 --> 03:09:44,380
Yeah the Borealis Effect

4072
03:09:44,380 --> 03:09:46,380
Like I'm a sniper

4073
03:09:46,380 --> 03:09:48,380
You got a sniper right?

4074
03:09:48,380 --> 03:09:50,380
And he's gonna shoot somebody from like

4075
03:09:50,380 --> 03:09:52,380
A mile away

4076
03:09:52,380 --> 03:09:54,380
They do not like

4077
03:09:54,380 --> 03:09:56,380
Do any calculations

4078
03:09:56,380 --> 03:09:58,380
For any spinning of the Earth

4079
03:09:58,380 --> 03:10:00,380
Or anything like that

4080
03:10:00,380 --> 03:10:02,380
But I mean

4081
03:10:02,380 --> 03:10:04,380
Okay yeah that's a good point

4082
03:10:04,380 --> 03:10:06,380
Even though

4083
03:10:06,380 --> 03:10:08,380
That's like something that like

4084
03:10:08,380 --> 03:10:10,380
People are kind of confused on

4085
03:10:10,380 --> 03:10:12,380
Like people think that like

4086
03:10:12,380 --> 03:10:14,380
If you're in Australia

4087
03:10:14,380 --> 03:10:16,380
That the water will be in a different

4088
03:10:16,380 --> 03:10:18,380
Flowing direction and it might be

4089
03:10:18,380 --> 03:10:20,380
But it is not because the water

4090
03:10:20,380 --> 03:10:22,380
Is like

4091
03:10:22,380 --> 03:10:24,380
At a like upside down or anything like that

4092
03:10:24,380 --> 03:10:26,380
You know what I mean? Like uh

4093
03:10:26,380 --> 03:10:28,380
It actually is just basically like the way that the

4094
03:10:28,380 --> 03:10:30,380
The toilet bowl is made

4095
03:10:30,380 --> 03:10:32,380
Or something like that

4096
03:10:32,380 --> 03:10:34,380
Oh so like they say that the vortex on the

4097
03:10:34,380 --> 03:10:36,380
When you flush the toilet

4098
03:10:36,380 --> 03:10:38,380
Is in the opposite direction

4099
03:10:38,380 --> 03:10:40,380
Exactly like that is not a

4100
03:10:40,380 --> 03:10:42,380
That is not a real like observable

4101
03:10:42,380 --> 03:10:44,380
Like real thing it's not uh

4102
03:10:44,380 --> 03:10:46,380
It's not a real thing

4103
03:10:46,380 --> 03:10:48,380
So

4104
03:10:48,380 --> 03:10:50,380
Damn I mean you know the thing that I would

4105
03:10:50,380 --> 03:10:52,380
Think though like if you look out and you look at Jupiter

4106
03:10:52,380 --> 03:10:54,380
Jupiter's round

4107
03:10:54,380 --> 03:10:56,380
You know I've seen that with a telescope

4108
03:10:56,380 --> 03:10:58,380
The moon is round

4109
03:10:58,380 --> 03:11:00,380
So I don't

4110
03:11:00,380 --> 03:11:02,380
Think it's like implausible

4111
03:11:02,380 --> 03:11:04,380
That the Earth is round you know what I mean?

4112
03:11:04,380 --> 03:11:06,380
It's not entirely

4113
03:11:06,380 --> 03:11:08,380
It's not entirely implausible and like

4114
03:11:08,380 --> 03:11:10,380
I'm still waiting for someone to show me the curve

4115
03:11:10,380 --> 03:11:12,380
Um

4116
03:11:12,380 --> 03:11:14,380
And I'm open to it

4117
03:11:14,380 --> 03:11:16,380
But um

4118
03:11:16,380 --> 03:11:18,380
But until okay so I see what you're saying

4119
03:11:18,380 --> 03:11:20,380
So the planets though

4120
03:11:20,380 --> 03:11:22,380
So like the planets to me

4121
03:11:22,380 --> 03:11:24,380
Seem like they might be

4122
03:11:24,380 --> 03:11:26,380
A luminary of some kind

4123
03:11:26,380 --> 03:11:28,380
And they're not actually like

4124
03:11:28,380 --> 03:11:30,380
Material things

4125
03:11:30,380 --> 03:11:32,380
Like they might be lights emitting

4126
03:11:32,380 --> 03:11:34,380
Energy into our

4127
03:11:34,380 --> 03:11:36,380
Reality

4128
03:11:36,380 --> 03:11:38,380
Could the planets also be

4129
03:11:38,380 --> 03:11:40,380
Flat?

4130
03:11:40,380 --> 03:11:42,380
Well that's a possibility right?

4131
03:11:42,380 --> 03:11:44,380
Well I believe that they're more like light energy

4132
03:11:44,380 --> 03:11:46,380
Kind of like they're more like a

4133
03:11:46,380 --> 03:11:48,380
Almost like stars themselves

4134
03:11:48,380 --> 03:11:50,380
Where like they will

4135
03:11:50,380 --> 03:11:52,380
They have an energy

4136
03:11:52,380 --> 03:11:54,380
That's being brought to our

4137
03:11:54,380 --> 03:11:56,380
Realm and like it

4138
03:11:56,380 --> 03:11:58,380
Pretty much

4139
03:11:58,380 --> 03:12:00,380
Of some kind yeah

4140
03:12:00,380 --> 03:12:02,380
Damn

4141
03:12:02,380 --> 03:12:04,380
That's out there but

4142
03:12:04,380 --> 03:12:06,380
I mean I'm definitely

4143
03:12:06,380 --> 03:12:08,380
I'm not opposed to that either

4144
03:12:08,380 --> 03:12:10,380
Look I'm open minded and

4145
03:12:10,380 --> 03:12:12,380
You know this is why we

4146
03:12:12,380 --> 03:12:14,380
Called because we want a different

4147
03:12:14,380 --> 03:12:16,380
Perspective on this you know

4148
03:12:16,380 --> 03:12:18,380
So

4149
03:12:18,380 --> 03:12:20,380
But

4150
03:12:20,380 --> 03:12:22,380
No this is dude this is

4151
03:12:22,380 --> 03:12:24,380
This is really good stuff it's really interesting

4152
03:12:24,380 --> 03:12:26,380
Um I mean

4153
03:12:26,380 --> 03:12:28,380
So what you're saying with the

4154
03:12:28,380 --> 03:12:30,380
Flatter thing is that

4155
03:12:30,380 --> 03:12:32,380
You're not opposed

4156
03:12:32,380 --> 03:12:34,380
To the idea that the earth is round you're just

4157
03:12:34,380 --> 03:12:36,380
Saying I need more proof

4158
03:12:36,380 --> 03:12:38,380
Pretty much yes

4159
03:12:38,380 --> 03:12:40,380
That's a really level headed way to go about it

4160
03:12:40,380 --> 03:12:42,380
Yeah it's like religion right?

4161
03:12:42,380 --> 03:12:44,380
Yeah

4162
03:12:44,380 --> 03:12:46,380
Believing in God you need more proof

4163
03:12:46,380 --> 03:12:48,380
Exactly it's like not that you don't

4164
03:12:48,380 --> 03:12:50,380
Like think that God is real

4165
03:12:50,380 --> 03:12:52,380
I mean I don't but

4166
03:12:52,380 --> 03:12:54,380
It might sound ridiculous

4167
03:12:54,380 --> 03:12:56,380
But the like anecdotal

4168
03:12:56,380 --> 03:12:58,380
Like things

4169
03:12:58,380 --> 03:13:00,380
Like

4170
03:13:00,380 --> 03:13:02,380
Not being able to go to Antarctica on your own free will

4171
03:13:02,380 --> 03:13:04,380
Um

4172
03:13:04,380 --> 03:13:06,380
You know what I mean like I

4173
03:13:06,380 --> 03:13:08,380
Find it impossible for

4174
03:13:08,380 --> 03:13:10,380
Me or anyone

4175
03:13:10,380 --> 03:13:12,380
That's not like a high level

4176
03:13:12,380 --> 03:13:14,380
Elite to be able to

4177
03:13:14,380 --> 03:13:16,380
Just go to Antarctica

4178
03:13:16,380 --> 03:13:18,380
And like explore it because they'll

4179
03:13:18,380 --> 03:13:20,380
Tell you and it is probably

4180
03:13:20,380 --> 03:13:22,380
Factual but like

4181
03:13:22,380 --> 03:13:24,380
You need special permits

4182
03:13:24,380 --> 03:13:26,380
People haven't really

4183
03:13:26,380 --> 03:13:28,380
Oh

4184
03:13:28,380 --> 03:13:30,380
Oh dad

4185
03:13:30,380 --> 03:13:32,380
Damn we lost

4186
03:13:32,380 --> 03:13:34,380
We lost the call we're calling back here

4187
03:13:34,380 --> 03:13:36,380
Oh shit the government

4188
03:13:36,380 --> 03:13:38,380
The government doesn't want us to know

4189
03:13:38,380 --> 03:13:40,380
About the flat earth

4190
03:13:40,380 --> 03:13:42,380
Oh shit

4191
03:13:42,380 --> 03:13:44,380
Yo

4192
03:13:44,380 --> 03:13:46,380
Dude

4193
03:13:46,380 --> 03:13:48,380
Just when we're getting to the bread and butter and the meat and the potatoes

4194
03:13:48,380 --> 03:13:50,380
Of this

4195
03:13:50,380 --> 03:13:52,380
They don't have many bars in Montana so

4196
03:13:52,380 --> 03:13:54,380
Wow

4197
03:13:54,380 --> 03:13:56,380
We started talking about the government

4198
03:13:56,380 --> 03:13:58,380
And all of a sudden

4199
03:13:58,380 --> 03:14:00,380
Your call

4200
03:14:00,380 --> 03:14:02,380
To not be completed

4201
03:14:02,380 --> 03:14:04,380
Damn

4202
03:14:04,380 --> 03:14:06,380
We gotta call Brian back

4203
03:14:06,380 --> 03:14:08,380
We gotta get to the bottom of this

4204
03:14:08,380 --> 03:14:10,380
This was enlightening information

4205
03:14:10,380 --> 03:14:12,380
Well I mean

4206
03:14:12,380 --> 03:14:14,380
Dude the planets are light emitting

4207
03:14:14,380 --> 03:14:16,380
Objects that's I've never heard

4208
03:14:16,380 --> 03:14:18,380
This that's I could definitely see where he was going

4209
03:14:18,380 --> 03:14:20,380
With that yeah I mean how do they

4210
03:14:20,380 --> 03:14:22,380
Prove it how do they prove that

4211
03:14:22,380 --> 03:14:24,380
They are what they say oh it's made of

4212
03:14:24,380 --> 03:14:26,380
Hydrogen gas and this gas and that

4213
03:14:26,380 --> 03:14:28,380
Gas it's like you don't know you don't know

4214
03:14:28,380 --> 03:14:30,380
What it is you can't reach out and touch it

4215
03:14:30,380 --> 03:14:32,380
It's like the government could tell you

4216
03:14:32,380 --> 03:14:34,380
That but it's not necessarily

4217
03:14:34,380 --> 03:14:36,380
True

4218
03:14:36,380 --> 03:14:38,380
Right so like

4219
03:14:38,380 --> 03:14:40,380
Even if like

4220
03:14:40,380 --> 03:14:42,380
The earth was flat the government

4221
03:14:42,380 --> 03:14:44,380
Was still watching to believe it's around

4222
03:14:44,380 --> 03:14:46,380
Like if that's all you tell

4223
03:14:46,380 --> 03:14:48,380
If that's all you ever tell anybody that's what they

4224
03:14:48,380 --> 03:14:50,380
Pass on to their like children

4225
03:14:50,380 --> 03:14:52,380
Dude what if

4226
03:14:52,380 --> 03:14:54,380
The planets are way

4227
03:14:54,380 --> 03:14:56,380
Fucking closer but smaller

4228
03:14:56,380 --> 03:14:58,380
Than they say they are right

4229
03:14:58,380 --> 03:15:00,380
And they're already

4230
03:15:00,380 --> 03:15:02,380
Like they say they're made of gas

4231
03:15:02,380 --> 03:15:04,380
And all this stuff but they're already

4232
03:15:04,380 --> 03:15:06,380
Like colonized

4233
03:15:06,380 --> 03:15:08,380
Right and they just they just wanna

4234
03:15:08,380 --> 03:15:10,380
Have like the and they're actually like

4235
03:15:10,380 --> 03:15:12,380
Paradises right and they actually

4236
03:15:12,380 --> 03:15:14,380
Just wanna have this for their children

4237
03:15:14,380 --> 03:15:16,380
And their families and they wanna deprive

4238
03:15:16,380 --> 03:15:18,380
The rest of the world of it

4239
03:15:18,380 --> 03:15:20,380
It's like you go to like say Jupiter

4240
03:15:20,380 --> 03:15:22,380
Is actually it's they want you

4241
03:15:22,380 --> 03:15:24,380
To think it's millions of miles away

4242
03:15:24,380 --> 03:15:26,380
But it's actually only like

4243
03:15:26,380 --> 03:15:28,380
Five hundred miles away

4244
03:15:28,380 --> 03:15:30,380
And it's just like really small

4245
03:15:30,380 --> 03:15:32,380
But it's like Nantucket of space

4246
03:15:32,380 --> 03:15:34,380
You know what I mean

4247
03:15:34,380 --> 03:15:36,380
And it's like they already

4248
03:15:36,380 --> 03:15:38,380
Went there like fucking

4249
03:15:38,380 --> 03:15:40,380
Fifty years ago

4250
03:15:40,380 --> 03:15:42,380
I thought I just saw a hat man over there

4251
03:15:42,380 --> 03:15:44,380
Are you fucking with me

4252
03:15:44,380 --> 03:15:46,380
No that's fine

4253
03:15:46,380 --> 03:15:48,380
You really think you saw something

4254
03:15:48,380 --> 03:15:50,380
No that's fine

4255
03:15:50,380 --> 03:15:52,380
Damn I just gotta chill out my spine bro

4256
03:15:52,380 --> 03:15:54,380
I think we should call Brian back

4257
03:15:54,380 --> 03:15:56,380
Well yeah if the government lets you

4258
03:15:56,380 --> 03:15:58,380
Alright let's see

4259
03:15:58,380 --> 03:16:00,380
What do you think they're gonna let us or no

4260
03:16:00,380 --> 03:16:02,380
No I don't think the CIA wants us

4261
03:16:02,380 --> 03:16:04,380
Exactly

4262
03:16:04,380 --> 03:16:06,380
Fuck you

4263
03:16:06,380 --> 03:16:08,380
Fuck the CIA

4264
03:16:08,380 --> 03:16:10,380
Stop blocking our calls

4265
03:16:10,380 --> 03:16:12,380
I gotta I gotta

4266
03:16:12,380 --> 03:16:14,380
I gotta call the government

4267
03:16:14,380 --> 03:16:16,380
That's crazy

4268
03:16:16,380 --> 03:16:18,380
How do you know some dude from Montana

4269
03:16:18,380 --> 03:16:20,380
Oh he used to live here

4270
03:16:20,380 --> 03:16:22,380
Dude I can't

4271
03:16:22,380 --> 03:16:24,380
Send any text messages to him either

4272
03:16:24,380 --> 03:16:26,380
Dude what

4273
03:16:26,380 --> 03:16:28,380
Dude this is crazy

4274
03:16:28,380 --> 03:16:30,380
We started talking about how you're not allowed

4275
03:16:30,380 --> 03:16:32,380
To go to Antarctica

4276
03:16:32,380 --> 03:16:34,380
Because the government will stop you and then

4277
03:16:34,380 --> 03:16:36,380
Boom so hold on I gotta do a test

4278
03:16:36,380 --> 03:16:38,380
Here I'm gonna call you

4279
03:16:38,380 --> 03:16:40,380
Yeah

4280
03:16:40,380 --> 03:16:42,380
Oh yeah it's working

4281
03:16:42,380 --> 03:16:44,380
It's working

4282
03:16:44,380 --> 03:16:46,380
Wow

4283
03:16:46,380 --> 03:16:48,380
That's it

4284
03:16:48,380 --> 03:16:50,380
Wow dude I'm worried

4285
03:16:50,380 --> 03:16:52,380
I'm worried for his safety

4286
03:16:52,380 --> 03:16:54,380
That's alright we're still recording so I don't think they shut down too much

4287
03:16:54,380 --> 03:16:56,380
Your call cannot be completed

4288
03:16:56,380 --> 03:16:58,380
Wow

4289
03:16:58,380 --> 03:17:00,380
That's fucking wild bro

4290
03:17:00,380 --> 03:17:02,380
Unless I go to upload it and it's like this download cannot be completed

4291
03:17:02,380 --> 03:17:04,380
Dude I haven't talked to him in so long

4292
03:17:04,380 --> 03:17:06,380
The CIA is trying to fuck you

4293
03:17:06,380 --> 03:17:08,380
Yeah that's exactly what's happening

4294
03:17:08,380 --> 03:17:10,380
Let me see if I can get a hold of him on

4295
03:17:10,380 --> 03:17:12,380
Facebook and tell him

4296
03:17:12,380 --> 03:17:14,380
We're having technical difficulties here

4297
03:17:14,380 --> 03:17:16,380
Because the government

4298
03:17:16,380 --> 03:17:18,380
Because you know

4299
03:17:18,380 --> 03:17:20,380
The CIA likes to interject

4300
03:17:24,380 --> 03:17:26,380
I said hey dude the government shut down our phone calls

4301
03:17:32,380 --> 03:17:34,380
Our phone call

4302
03:17:34,380 --> 03:17:36,380
Yeah bro

4303
03:17:36,380 --> 03:17:38,380
But I mean I guess he's just saying that he's

4304
03:17:38,380 --> 03:17:40,380
He's

4305
03:17:40,380 --> 03:17:42,380
Open minded

4306
03:17:42,380 --> 03:17:44,380
He's a flat earther but he's saying that

4307
03:17:44,380 --> 03:17:46,380
It's only because he doesn't have more proof

4308
03:17:48,380 --> 03:17:50,380
But you don't have proof

4309
03:17:50,380 --> 03:17:52,380
About a lot of things

4310
03:17:52,380 --> 03:17:54,380
But you still believe them

4311
03:17:54,380 --> 03:17:56,380
Like you

4312
03:17:56,380 --> 03:17:58,380
You believe that when you

4313
03:17:58,380 --> 03:18:00,380
Sit in a chair it won't just collapse under you

4314
03:18:02,380 --> 03:18:04,380
Because you know things are made of solid

4315
03:18:04,380 --> 03:18:06,380
Wood

4316
03:18:06,380 --> 03:18:08,380
Right and uh

4317
03:18:10,380 --> 03:18:12,380
I mean I think I have enough proof that the earth is around

4318
03:18:14,380 --> 03:18:16,380
You've been up in planes right?

4319
03:18:16,380 --> 03:18:18,380
Yeah but I've never seen the curvature of the earth from the plane

4320
03:18:18,380 --> 03:18:20,380
You can see the curvature of the earth from the ocean

4321
03:18:20,380 --> 03:18:22,380
From the beach

4322
03:18:22,380 --> 03:18:24,380
Are you sure?

4323
03:18:24,380 --> 03:18:26,380
Yeah you can see

4324
03:18:26,380 --> 03:18:28,380
Like you can see like a ship drop off the face of the earth

4325
03:18:28,380 --> 03:18:30,380
That's because it's curved

4326
03:18:30,380 --> 03:18:32,380
But I mean you could easily test this for yourself

4327
03:18:32,380 --> 03:18:34,380
If you just decided to

4328
03:18:34,380 --> 03:18:36,380
Circumnavigate the globe

4329
03:18:36,380 --> 03:18:38,380
Right

4330
03:18:38,380 --> 03:18:40,380
And that's all it would take

4331
03:18:40,380 --> 03:18:42,380
Yeah I guess

4332
03:18:42,380 --> 03:18:44,380
You would just only have to circumnavigate

4333
03:18:44,380 --> 03:18:46,380
And then it would prove it

4334
03:18:46,380 --> 03:18:48,380
Only one person has to do it

4335
03:18:48,380 --> 03:18:50,380
Or you just go up in the international space station

4336
03:18:50,380 --> 03:18:52,380
And see that the earth is round

4337
03:18:52,380 --> 03:18:54,380
Right but

4338
03:18:54,380 --> 03:18:56,380
Only you could today

4339
03:18:56,380 --> 03:18:58,380
You could start a journey to figure out

4340
03:18:58,380 --> 03:19:00,380
If the earth is actually round

4341
03:19:00,380 --> 03:19:02,380
Did you hear about the guy that went up in the rocket on his own?

4342
03:19:02,380 --> 03:19:04,380
No

4343
03:19:04,380 --> 03:19:06,380
And he died

4344
03:19:06,380 --> 03:19:08,380
He built a rocket in his backyard

4345
03:19:08,380 --> 03:19:10,380
He launched it before

4346
03:19:10,380 --> 03:19:12,380
Like it's a rocket he gets inside of

4347
03:19:12,380 --> 03:19:14,380
Because he wanted to go up high enough to see if the earth was actually round

4348
03:19:14,380 --> 03:19:16,380
Well he gets the Charles Darwin award

4349
03:19:16,380 --> 03:19:18,380
Yeah

4350
03:19:18,380 --> 03:19:20,380
There's like a 71 year old man

4351
03:19:20,380 --> 03:19:22,380
Hold on I'm gonna fix this

4352
03:19:22,380 --> 03:19:24,380
There's like a 71 year old man in Death Valley

4353
03:19:24,380 --> 03:19:26,380
There's like a 71 year old man in Death Valley

4354
03:19:26,380 --> 03:19:28,380
There's like a 71 year old man in Death Valley

4355
03:19:28,380 --> 03:19:30,380
Who died this week from heat stroke

4356
03:19:30,380 --> 03:19:32,380
From like trying to hike across it

4357
03:19:32,380 --> 03:19:34,380
Like 125 degrees

4358
03:19:34,380 --> 03:19:36,380
Damn

4359
03:19:36,380 --> 03:19:38,380
71 years and that's the stupidest thing you've done in death

4360
03:19:38,380 --> 03:19:40,380
71 years and that's the stupidest thing you've done in death

4361
03:19:40,380 --> 03:19:42,380
Yeah how big is Death Valley?

4362
03:19:42,380 --> 03:19:44,380
Oh

4363
03:19:44,380 --> 03:19:46,380
I think it's like a desert

4364
03:19:46,380 --> 03:19:48,380
In eastern California

4365
03:19:48,380 --> 03:19:50,380
Southeastern California

4366
03:19:50,380 --> 03:19:52,380
Probably like

4367
03:19:52,380 --> 03:19:54,380
A hundred miles

4368
03:19:54,380 --> 03:19:56,380
Oh my god

4369
03:19:56,380 --> 03:19:58,380
Dude too bad he didn't have like a warning

4370
03:19:58,380 --> 03:20:00,380
Of some sort like

4371
03:20:00,380 --> 03:20:02,380
I don't know like maybe

4372
03:20:02,380 --> 03:20:04,380
Like a sign that said warning

4373
03:20:04,380 --> 03:20:06,380
Extreme heat stroke you will die

4374
03:20:06,380 --> 03:20:08,380
Or like you're now entering Death Valley

4375
03:20:08,380 --> 03:20:10,380
You know

4376
03:20:10,380 --> 03:20:12,380
That would help

4377
03:20:12,380 --> 03:20:14,380
Damn

4378
03:20:14,380 --> 03:20:16,380
Yeah there's some pretty dumb ways to go man

4379
03:20:16,380 --> 03:20:18,380
There used to be that show

4380
03:20:18,380 --> 03:20:20,380
There used to be that show

4381
03:20:20,380 --> 03:20:22,380
What is it like a hundred ways to die

4382
03:20:22,380 --> 03:20:24,380
Yeah a thousand ways to die

4383
03:20:24,380 --> 03:20:26,380
A thousand ways to die

4384
03:20:26,380 --> 03:20:28,380
One of them was this girl

4385
03:20:28,380 --> 03:20:30,380
These kids got high on LSD

4386
03:20:30,380 --> 03:20:32,380
And they decided

4387
03:20:32,380 --> 03:20:34,380
To go swimming so they jumped in their

4388
03:20:34,380 --> 03:20:36,380
Fucking swimming pool

4389
03:20:36,380 --> 03:20:38,380
Except it was like

4390
03:20:38,380 --> 03:20:40,380
March or something and the pool didn't have any water

4391
03:20:40,380 --> 03:20:42,380
So they cracked

4392
03:20:42,380 --> 03:20:44,380
They cracked their heads on the bottom of it

4393
03:20:44,380 --> 03:20:46,380
Jesus Christ

4394
03:20:46,380 --> 03:20:48,380
I just remember that one

4395
03:20:48,380 --> 03:20:50,380
Yeah that's pretty

4396
03:20:50,380 --> 03:20:52,380
That's pretty ridiculous

4397
03:20:54,380 --> 03:20:56,380
I mean but drugs will do that

4398
03:20:56,380 --> 03:20:58,380
I feel like I've done stuff like that when I'm

4399
03:20:58,380 --> 03:21:00,380
I was drunk

4400
03:21:00,380 --> 03:21:02,380
A lot of petty theft when I was drunk

4401
03:21:02,380 --> 03:21:04,380
When I used to drink

4402
03:21:04,380 --> 03:21:06,380
A lot of like traffic cones

4403
03:21:06,380 --> 03:21:08,380
A lot of like produce

4404
03:21:08,380 --> 03:21:10,380
Like from like farms

4405
03:21:10,380 --> 03:21:12,380
You were a produce thief?

4406
03:21:12,380 --> 03:21:14,380
I stole some pumpkins you know

4407
03:21:14,380 --> 03:21:16,380
Like from a farm

4408
03:21:16,380 --> 03:21:18,380
The pumpkin thief

4409
03:21:18,380 --> 03:21:20,380
It was actually it wasn't like

4410
03:21:20,380 --> 03:21:22,380
From the farm it was

4411
03:21:22,380 --> 03:21:24,380
It was like from a bar and it had pumpkins out

4412
03:21:24,380 --> 03:21:26,380
For like Halloween

4413
03:21:26,380 --> 03:21:28,380
And so I just loaded them up on the roof rack of my truck

4414
03:21:30,380 --> 03:21:32,380
I was drunk

4415
03:21:32,380 --> 03:21:34,380
Not when I drove though

4416
03:21:34,380 --> 03:21:36,380
I was drunk when I loaded them up on top of my car

4417
03:21:36,380 --> 03:21:38,380
And then the next morning I drove away with them

4418
03:21:42,380 --> 03:21:44,380
And I drove the entire way home

4419
03:21:44,380 --> 03:21:46,380
And it wasn't like they weren't secure

4420
03:21:46,380 --> 03:21:48,380
I was sitting on my roof rack

4421
03:21:48,380 --> 03:21:50,380
Did you have a good use for them?

4422
03:21:50,380 --> 03:21:52,380
I had no use for them no

4423
03:21:52,380 --> 03:21:54,380
But it got a bunch of free pumpkins

4424
03:21:54,380 --> 03:21:56,380
That was cool

4425
03:22:02,380 --> 03:22:04,380
What's the dumbest thing you've done when you're drunk?

4426
03:22:06,380 --> 03:22:10,380
I was talking about like pissing down a stairwell one time

4427
03:22:10,380 --> 03:22:12,380
Remember that?

4428
03:22:12,380 --> 03:22:14,380
Uh wait

4429
03:22:14,380 --> 03:22:16,380
It was the first time I got drunk and I was like pissing

4430
03:22:16,380 --> 03:22:18,380
Woke up pissing down a stairwell

4431
03:22:18,380 --> 03:22:20,380
In somebody's house?

4432
03:22:20,380 --> 03:22:22,380
No in like a dorm

4433
03:22:22,380 --> 03:22:24,380
Oh damn

4434
03:22:24,380 --> 03:22:26,380
That's pretty rough

4435
03:22:26,380 --> 03:22:28,380
Who was it that was saying that they pissed on a computer or something?

4436
03:22:30,380 --> 03:22:32,380
A computer?

4437
03:22:32,380 --> 03:22:34,380
I don't know

4438
03:22:34,380 --> 03:22:36,380
Tyler?

4439
03:22:36,380 --> 03:22:38,380
I think it might have been Tyler

4440
03:22:38,380 --> 03:22:40,380
I don't think he would have done that

4441
03:22:40,380 --> 03:22:42,380
He would have done some dumb stuff

4442
03:22:42,380 --> 03:22:44,380
When I would drink

4443
03:22:44,380 --> 03:22:46,380
There's like uh

4444
03:22:46,380 --> 03:22:48,380
I think I told this story before about how I

4445
03:22:48,380 --> 03:22:50,380
Passed out in the bathroom

4446
03:22:50,380 --> 03:22:52,380
And then one guy came in to like

4447
03:22:52,380 --> 03:22:54,380
To like help me

4448
03:22:54,380 --> 03:22:56,380
Yeah that must have been a different time

4449
03:22:56,380 --> 03:22:58,380
Than the one you told us about

4450
03:23:00,380 --> 03:23:02,380
Why? Which one did I say before?

4451
03:23:02,380 --> 03:23:04,380
Uh you said you were at like a concert

4452
03:23:04,380 --> 03:23:06,380
Oh yeah yeah

4453
03:23:06,380 --> 03:23:08,380
21st birthday

4454
03:23:08,380 --> 03:23:10,380
So they were like partying with the Mexicans

4455
03:23:10,380 --> 03:23:12,380
Oh yeah

4456
03:23:12,380 --> 03:23:14,380
No this

4457
03:23:14,380 --> 03:23:16,380
This time um

4458
03:23:16,380 --> 03:23:18,380
I was uh I was at the bar with my friends

4459
03:23:18,380 --> 03:23:20,380
And uh

4460
03:23:20,380 --> 03:23:22,380
I dude

4461
03:23:22,380 --> 03:23:24,380
I used to have a problem with Red Bull and vodka

4462
03:23:24,380 --> 03:23:26,380
That used to be my shit

4463
03:23:26,380 --> 03:23:28,380
And I'd always go out with an empty stomach

4464
03:23:28,380 --> 03:23:30,380
So by the second one I was like

4465
03:23:30,380 --> 03:23:32,380
Toasted right?

4466
03:23:32,380 --> 03:23:34,380
And uh

4467
03:23:34,380 --> 03:23:36,380
Yeah so I just downed two Red Bull and vodkas

4468
03:23:36,380 --> 03:23:38,380
Went to the bathroom

4469
03:23:38,380 --> 03:23:40,380
And uh

4470
03:23:40,380 --> 03:23:42,380
Fucking passed out in the bathroom

4471
03:23:42,380 --> 03:23:44,380
And this dude comes in

4472
03:23:44,380 --> 03:23:46,380
And he's like started making a ruckus

4473
03:23:46,380 --> 03:23:48,380
He's like oh there's dude passed out in the fucking bathroom here

4474
03:23:48,380 --> 03:23:50,380
Dude passed out on the floor

4475
03:23:50,380 --> 03:23:52,380
And then my buddy comes in

4476
03:23:52,380 --> 03:23:54,380
He's like oh it's my friend we're gonna take him home

4477
03:23:54,380 --> 03:23:56,380
Like he's fine

4478
03:23:56,380 --> 03:23:58,380
And he's like get away from him

4479
03:23:58,380 --> 03:24:00,380
I'm a marine I'm a marine get back

4480
03:24:00,380 --> 03:24:02,380
And it's like dude

4481
03:24:02,380 --> 03:24:04,380
What does that have anything to do with like

4482
03:24:04,380 --> 03:24:06,380
Anything

4483
03:24:06,380 --> 03:24:08,380
That's like a good thing to know when

4484
03:24:08,380 --> 03:24:10,380
You're in a fight with like

4485
03:24:10,380 --> 03:24:12,380
People from the middle east

4486
03:24:12,380 --> 03:24:14,380
Like that's a good time to have a marine

4487
03:24:14,380 --> 03:24:16,380
But a drunk dude in a bathroom

4488
03:24:16,380 --> 03:24:18,380
Like that has nothing to do with you

4489
03:24:18,380 --> 03:24:20,380
Well I'm a little hunker for that

4490
03:24:20,380 --> 03:24:22,380
That has nothing to do with you being a marine

4491
03:24:22,380 --> 03:24:24,380
So uh

4492
03:24:24,380 --> 03:24:26,380
Anyway my buddy dragged me out

4493
03:24:26,380 --> 03:24:28,380
Dragged me out to his brother's car

4494
03:24:28,380 --> 03:24:30,380
And gets me in the car

4495
03:24:30,380 --> 03:24:32,380
And uh

4496
03:24:32,380 --> 03:24:34,380
The guy was like still fighting

4497
03:24:34,380 --> 03:24:36,380
Like they were fighting over my body

4498
03:24:36,380 --> 03:24:38,380
For some reason

4499
03:24:38,380 --> 03:24:40,380
Like this marine like really wanted to like

4500
03:24:40,380 --> 03:24:42,380
I don't know uh so

4501
03:24:42,380 --> 03:24:44,380
Anyway my buddy gets me in his brother's car

4502
03:24:44,380 --> 03:24:46,380
And we're going down the road

4503
03:24:46,380 --> 03:24:48,380
And he had a nice BMW

4504
03:24:48,380 --> 03:24:50,380
Threw up all over

4505
03:24:50,380 --> 03:24:52,380
The fucking door of the car

4506
03:24:52,380 --> 03:24:54,380
All over it we were trying to roll down the window

4507
03:24:54,380 --> 03:24:56,380
But just couldn't get it down in time

4508
03:24:56,380 --> 03:24:58,380
And fucking puked all over dude

4509
03:24:58,380 --> 03:25:00,380
No man

4510
03:25:00,380 --> 03:25:02,380
That's awful

4511
03:25:02,380 --> 03:25:04,380
Well you sound like you got a lot of stories

4512
03:25:04,380 --> 03:25:06,380
So does Ali Mack it's alright

4513
03:25:06,380 --> 03:25:08,380
Yeah yeah

4514
03:25:08,380 --> 03:25:10,380
Yeah that's why I don't drink anymore

4515
03:25:10,380 --> 03:25:12,380
Yeah it happens

4516
03:25:12,380 --> 03:25:14,380
So

4517
03:25:14,380 --> 03:25:16,380
Did you ever go to AA meetings?

4518
03:25:16,380 --> 03:25:18,380
No no absolutely not

4519
03:25:18,380 --> 03:25:20,380
Luckily it didn't become habitual

4520
03:25:20,380 --> 03:25:22,380
I was more of a binge drinker

4521
03:25:22,380 --> 03:25:24,380
Like just like

4522
03:25:24,380 --> 03:25:26,380
Wouldn't do it for a long time and then just would go fucking crazy

4523
03:25:26,380 --> 03:25:28,380
No

4524
03:25:28,380 --> 03:25:30,380
It's like why do I have to like

4525
03:25:30,380 --> 03:25:32,380
Give myself up to a higher power

4526
03:25:32,380 --> 03:25:34,380
What do you mean?

4527
03:25:34,380 --> 03:25:36,380
Well that's like the second

4528
03:25:36,380 --> 03:25:38,380
The second step right? You have to like

4529
03:25:38,380 --> 03:25:40,380
Accept that there's a higher power in AA

4530
03:25:40,380 --> 03:25:42,380
Oh

4531
03:25:42,380 --> 03:25:44,380
And then you have to like turn yourself

4532
03:25:44,380 --> 03:25:46,380
Over to the higher power

4533
03:25:46,380 --> 03:25:48,380
Is that how it goes? Yeah

4534
03:25:48,380 --> 03:25:50,380
It's like a religious thing

4535
03:25:50,380 --> 03:25:52,380
Pull up the 12 steps I wanna see what they are

4536
03:25:52,380 --> 03:25:54,380
Oh shit I never actually looked at this

4537
03:25:54,380 --> 03:25:56,380
12 steps

4538
03:25:56,380 --> 03:25:58,380
Uh

4539
03:25:58,380 --> 03:26:00,380
One, we admitted we were

4540
03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:02,380
Powerless over alcohol that our lives

4541
03:26:02,380 --> 03:26:04,380
Had become unmanageable

4542
03:26:04,380 --> 03:26:06,380
Two, commit came to believe

4543
03:26:06,380 --> 03:26:08,380
A power greater than ourselves could

4544
03:26:08,380 --> 03:26:10,380
Restore us to sanity

4545
03:26:10,380 --> 03:26:12,380
Three, made a decision to

4546
03:26:12,380 --> 03:26:14,380
Turn our will and our lives over to the

4547
03:26:14,380 --> 03:26:16,380
Care of God as we understood him

4548
03:26:16,380 --> 03:26:18,380
Made a search and

4549
03:26:18,380 --> 03:26:20,380
Fearless moral inventory of ourselves

4550
03:26:20,380 --> 03:26:22,380
Uh

4551
03:26:22,380 --> 03:26:24,380
Admitted to God, to ourselves and to

4552
03:26:24,380 --> 03:26:26,380
Other human beings, the exact nature

4553
03:26:26,380 --> 03:26:28,380
Of our wrongs

4554
03:26:28,380 --> 03:26:30,380
We entirely, we're entirely ready

4555
03:26:30,380 --> 03:26:32,380
To have God remove all these deficits

4556
03:26:32,380 --> 03:26:34,380
Or defects of character

4557
03:26:34,380 --> 03:26:36,380
Humbly asked him to remove

4558
03:26:36,380 --> 03:26:38,380
Our shortcomings, this is all like

4559
03:26:38,380 --> 03:26:40,380
Jesus shit

4560
03:26:40,380 --> 03:26:42,380
Made a list of people that we harmed

4561
03:26:42,380 --> 03:26:44,380
And became willing to make amends to them

4562
03:26:44,380 --> 03:26:46,380
Made direct amends to such

4563
03:26:46,380 --> 03:26:48,380
People whenever possible except

4564
03:26:48,380 --> 03:26:50,380
To do so would injure them

4565
03:26:50,380 --> 03:26:52,380
Or others, continued to take

4566
03:26:52,380 --> 03:26:54,380
Personal inventory

4567
03:26:54,380 --> 03:26:56,380
And whenever we were wrong, promptly admitted it

4568
03:26:56,380 --> 03:26:58,380
Uh, sought through prayer

4569
03:26:58,380 --> 03:27:00,380
And meditation to approve

4570
03:27:00,380 --> 03:27:02,380
Our conscience, contact with God

4571
03:27:02,380 --> 03:27:04,380
As we understood him, praying

4572
03:27:04,380 --> 03:27:06,380
Only for knowledge of his will

4573
03:27:06,380 --> 03:27:08,380
And for us and the power to carry that out

4574
03:27:08,380 --> 03:27:10,380
I feel like we need Tyler

4575
03:27:10,380 --> 03:27:12,380
Here for this one

4576
03:27:12,380 --> 03:27:14,380
And then the last one, having

4577
03:27:14,380 --> 03:27:16,380
Had a spiritual awakening

4578
03:27:16,380 --> 03:27:18,380
As a result of these steps, we tried to carry

4579
03:27:18,380 --> 03:27:20,380
This message to alcoholics

4580
03:27:20,380 --> 03:27:22,380
And to practice these principles

4581
03:27:22,380 --> 03:27:24,380
In all our affairs

4582
03:27:24,380 --> 03:27:26,380
Dude, it's such a rough drug, man

4583
03:27:26,380 --> 03:27:28,380
Like, it really gets people, man

4584
03:27:28,380 --> 03:27:30,380
Yeah, cause it's basically like a benzo

4585
03:27:30,380 --> 03:27:32,380
Yeah

4586
03:27:32,380 --> 03:27:34,380
I mean, you're better off with benzos

4587
03:27:34,380 --> 03:27:36,380
Benzo, stand up

4588
03:27:36,380 --> 03:27:38,380
Honestly

4589
03:27:38,380 --> 03:27:40,380
God

4590
03:27:40,380 --> 03:27:42,380
Um, I'm lucky

4591
03:27:42,380 --> 03:27:44,380
I'm happy that was just never

4592
03:27:44,380 --> 03:27:46,380
My drug of choice

4593
03:27:46,380 --> 03:27:48,380
My thing was always like, stimulants

4594
03:27:48,380 --> 03:27:50,380
I mean, I've got like, I abuse stimulants

4595
03:27:50,380 --> 03:27:52,380
But I mean like caffeine, you know

4596
03:27:52,380 --> 03:27:54,380
I much prefer caffeine to alcohol

4597
03:27:54,380 --> 03:27:56,380
I just don't like

4598
03:27:56,380 --> 03:27:58,380
I don't want to feel like that

4599
03:27:58,380 --> 03:28:00,380
I don't want to feel depressed the next day

4600
03:28:00,380 --> 03:28:02,380
I don't want to, um

4601
03:28:02,380 --> 03:28:04,380
I mean, I like the anxiolytic effects

4602
03:28:04,380 --> 03:28:06,380
But I don't like

4603
03:28:06,380 --> 03:28:08,380
You have inhibition for a reason

4604
03:28:08,380 --> 03:28:10,380
You know what I mean? Right

4605
03:28:10,380 --> 03:28:12,380
Like, you don't want too much of it

4606
03:28:12,380 --> 03:28:14,380
Everybody's always trying to relieve it a little bit

4607
03:28:14,380 --> 03:28:16,380
But, um

4608
03:28:16,380 --> 03:28:18,380
You know, I've seen people

4609
03:28:18,380 --> 03:28:20,380
That even do prescription drugs

4610
03:28:20,380 --> 03:28:22,380
Certain prescription drugs

4611
03:28:22,380 --> 03:28:24,380
And that natural inhibition that's supposed to exist

4612
03:28:24,380 --> 03:28:26,380
That's supposed to stop you from doing stupid things

4613
03:28:26,380 --> 03:28:28,380
Shuts it right off

4614
03:28:28,380 --> 03:28:30,380
And they just start acting like

4615
03:28:30,380 --> 03:28:32,380
Just doing stupid stuff

4616
03:28:32,380 --> 03:28:34,380
You know

4617
03:28:34,380 --> 03:28:36,380
And, you know, you don't want to

4618
03:28:36,380 --> 03:28:38,380
Get rid of it

4619
03:28:38,380 --> 03:28:40,380
You want it there, but you just want to like

4620
03:28:40,380 --> 03:28:42,380
Just turn it down a little bit

4621
03:28:42,380 --> 03:28:44,380
You know, you just want to turn down the volume on it

4622
03:28:44,380 --> 03:28:46,380
But you don't want to shut it off

4623
03:28:46,380 --> 03:28:48,380
Because it's completely necessary

4624
03:28:48,380 --> 03:28:50,380
And alcohol just shuts it off

4625
03:28:50,380 --> 03:28:52,380
Yeah

4626
03:28:52,380 --> 03:28:54,380
I think that's why a lot of people like it

4627
03:28:54,380 --> 03:28:56,380
Yeah

4628
03:28:56,380 --> 03:28:58,380
Most of my criminal acts took place

4629
03:28:58,380 --> 03:29:00,380
Under the influence of alcohol

4630
03:29:00,380 --> 03:29:02,380
That's why we've got to bring back prohibition

4631
03:29:04,380 --> 03:29:06,380
I think people should

4632
03:29:06,380 --> 03:29:08,380
You know what?

4633
03:29:08,380 --> 03:29:10,380
I think that people should be allowed to have it

4634
03:29:10,380 --> 03:29:12,380
But only certain quantities

4635
03:29:12,380 --> 03:29:14,380
So the quantity of alcohol

4636
03:29:14,380 --> 03:29:16,380
You're allowed to have should be controlled

4637
03:29:16,380 --> 03:29:18,380
Oh

4638
03:29:18,380 --> 03:29:20,380
So you can have a six pack a night if you want

4639
03:29:20,380 --> 03:29:22,380
But you can't buy

4640
03:29:22,380 --> 03:29:24,380
I think they should limit beer to six packs

4641
03:29:24,380 --> 03:29:26,380
That should be a good idea

4642
03:29:26,380 --> 03:29:28,380
Why do you need anything more than that?

4643
03:29:28,380 --> 03:29:30,380
And then people say, oh well

4644
03:29:30,380 --> 03:29:32,380
You know, what if I want some for tomorrow and the day after that

4645
03:29:32,380 --> 03:29:34,380
Well, it's just going to be

4646
03:29:34,380 --> 03:29:36,380
Just a minor inconvenience

4647
03:29:36,380 --> 03:29:38,380
For you to stop at the store and get more

4648
03:29:38,380 --> 03:29:40,380
But then like, you have people that are alcoholics

4649
03:29:40,380 --> 03:29:42,380
That are going to try to get

4650
03:29:42,380 --> 03:29:44,380
From their friends

4651
03:29:44,380 --> 03:29:46,380
They'll try to get it no matter how

4652
03:29:46,380 --> 03:29:48,380
Which way

4653
03:29:48,380 --> 03:29:50,380
Whichever way they can get it

4654
03:29:50,380 --> 03:29:52,380
Well, let them

4655
03:29:52,380 --> 03:29:54,380
Dude, if you need more than

4656
03:29:54,380 --> 03:29:56,380
Six beers in a night

4657
03:29:56,380 --> 03:29:58,380
You're in a bad kind of way

4658
03:30:00,380 --> 03:30:02,380
Do you think

4659
03:30:02,380 --> 03:30:04,380
If you drank six beers you'd be pretty lit, right?

4660
03:30:04,380 --> 03:30:06,380
Yeah

4661
03:30:06,380 --> 03:30:08,380
I don't think anybody needs more than six beers

4662
03:30:08,380 --> 03:30:10,380
Oh yeah

4663
03:30:10,380 --> 03:30:12,380
And then liquor, it's like

4664
03:30:12,380 --> 03:30:14,380
You know

4665
03:30:14,380 --> 03:30:16,380
That should be also a controlled quantity

4666
03:30:16,380 --> 03:30:18,380
Should be a controlled substance

4667
03:30:18,380 --> 03:30:20,380
That's what I think. Alcohol should be a controlled substance

4668
03:30:20,380 --> 03:30:22,380
It's more dangerous than a lot of

4669
03:30:22,380 --> 03:30:24,380
Controlled substances

4670
03:30:24,380 --> 03:30:26,380
It's way more dangerous

4671
03:30:26,380 --> 03:30:28,380
That's it, you just got to control the quantity

4672
03:30:28,380 --> 03:30:30,380
Oh man

4673
03:30:30,380 --> 03:30:32,380
Alright, well

4674
03:30:32,380 --> 03:30:34,380
We'll wrap up this bonus

4675
03:30:34,380 --> 03:30:36,380
Content

4676
03:30:36,380 --> 03:30:38,380
You know, as always

4677
03:30:38,380 --> 03:30:40,380
Like us on Facebook

4678
03:30:40,380 --> 03:30:42,380
Untitleds podcast 73

4679
03:30:42,380 --> 03:30:44,380
At gmail.com

4680
03:30:44,380 --> 03:30:46,380
We should have checked the emails

4681
03:30:46,380 --> 03:30:48,380
No, I know

4682
03:30:48,380 --> 03:30:50,380
We haven't

4683
03:30:50,380 --> 03:30:52,380
Gotten one email

4684
03:30:52,380 --> 03:30:54,380
But

4685
03:30:54,380 --> 03:30:56,380
My eyes are opened

4686
03:30:56,380 --> 03:30:58,380
On the flat earth by the way

4687
03:30:58,380 --> 03:31:00,380
That was mind opening

4688
03:31:00,380 --> 03:31:02,380
Shout out Brian

4689
03:31:02,380 --> 03:31:04,380
But dude, we gotta get Brian

4690
03:31:04,380 --> 03:31:06,380
We gotta get him on here

4691
03:31:06,380 --> 03:31:08,380
Actually, next time he's

4692
03:31:08,380 --> 03:31:10,380
In town, we ought to just have him here

4693
03:31:10,380 --> 03:31:12,380
Oh yeah

4694
03:31:12,380 --> 03:31:14,380
I think he was thinking about starting his own podcast

4695
03:31:14,380 --> 03:31:16,380
But he can start here

4696
03:31:16,380 --> 03:31:18,380
We can be your guest on that podcast

4697
03:31:18,380 --> 03:31:20,380
Oh, hell yeah, absolutely

4698
03:31:20,380 --> 03:31:22,380
I'm going to text him that

4699
03:31:22,380 --> 03:31:24,380
We'll just completely ruin it

4700
03:31:24,380 --> 03:31:26,380
Alright, thanks for listening

4701
03:31:26,380 --> 03:31:28,380
And as always, be kind to yourselves

4702
03:31:28,380 --> 03:31:30,380
And each other

4703
03:31:30,380 --> 03:31:32,380
Yeah

4704
03:31:32,380 --> 03:31:34,380
For all we know

4705
03:31:34,380 --> 03:31:36,380
Robots have souls

4706
03:31:36,380 --> 03:31:38,380
We just don't know if they do or don't

4707
03:31:38,380 --> 03:31:40,380
How do you know?

4708
03:31:40,380 --> 03:31:42,380
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

4709
03:31:44,380 --> 03:31:46,380
You think we were the first ones

4710
03:31:46,380 --> 03:31:48,380
To inhabit this planet?

4711
03:31:48,380 --> 03:31:50,380
Fuck no

4712
03:31:50,380 --> 03:31:52,380
No, no

4713
03:31:52,380 --> 03:31:54,380
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole

4714
03:31:54,380 --> 03:31:56,380
Yes, we are

4715
03:31:56,380 --> 03:31:58,380
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

4716
03:31:58,380 --> 03:32:00,380
Extended

4717
03:32:00,380 --> 03:32:02,380
Episodes

4718
03:32:02,380 --> 03:32:04,380
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

4719
03:32:04,380 --> 03:32:06,380
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

4720
03:32:06,380 --> 03:32:08,380
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

4721
03:32:08,380 --> 03:32:10,380
Oh, they're killing

4722
03:32:10,380 --> 03:32:12,380
They're killing all the already born babies

4723
03:32:12,380 --> 03:32:14,380
And sell them to the Chinese

4724
03:32:14,380 --> 03:32:16,380
Aliens exist

4725
03:32:16,380 --> 03:32:18,380
Somewhere in China

4726
03:32:18,380 --> 03:32:20,380
In some base

4727
03:32:20,380 --> 03:32:22,380
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

4728
03:32:24,380 --> 03:32:26,380
Anthropoclesatrum

4729
03:32:26,380 --> 03:32:28,380
They have dread from our planet

4730
03:32:28,380 --> 03:32:30,380
And extraterrestrials

4731
03:32:30,380 --> 03:32:32,380
They are aliens

4732
03:32:32,380 --> 03:32:34,380
I do not recognize the eight-foot pair

4733
03:32:34,380 --> 03:32:36,380
On a fucking massive round

4734
03:32:36,380 --> 03:32:38,380
Shit

4735
03:32:38,380 --> 03:32:40,380
Aaaaaaaah

4736
03:32:40,380 --> 03:32:42,380
Aaaaaaaah

4737
03:32:42,380 --> 03:32:44,380
We gotta go to the fucking moon

4738
03:32:44,380 --> 03:32:46,380
Because JFK

4739
03:32:46,380 --> 03:32:48,380
JFK got assassinated

4740
03:32:48,380 --> 03:32:50,380
By the fucking government

4741
03:32:50,380 --> 03:32:52,380
We got killed by the CIA

4742
03:32:52,380 --> 03:32:54,380
JFK was killed by the government

4743
03:32:54,380 --> 03:32:56,380
JFK was killed by the government

4744
03:32:56,380 --> 03:32:58,380
Before my eyes

4745
03:32:58,380 --> 03:33:00,380
While holding their pulse

4746
03:33:00,380 --> 03:33:02,380
Feel them die of this virus

4747
03:33:02,380 --> 03:33:04,380
You feel bump bump bump

4748
03:33:04,380 --> 03:33:06,380
Nothing, they're fucking gone

4749
03:33:06,380 --> 03:33:08,380
I've seen it happen

4750
03:33:08,380 --> 03:33:10,380
I think that the government has

4751
03:33:10,380 --> 03:33:12,380
Taken it to the next level with the birds

4752
03:33:16,380 --> 03:33:18,380
They know what birds are going to cross

4753
03:33:18,380 --> 03:33:20,380
Caps with you that you are going to be able to raise

4754
03:33:20,380 --> 03:33:22,380
And they are going to make them so

4755
03:33:22,380 --> 03:33:24,380
Fucking real, they're going to sink money into them

4756
03:33:24,380 --> 03:33:26,380
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

4757
03:33:26,380 --> 03:33:28,380
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real

4758
03:33:28,380 --> 03:33:30,380
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts

4759
03:33:30,380 --> 03:33:32,380
No circuitry, but let me tell you

4760
03:33:32,380 --> 03:33:34,380
Their technology, it's absolutely violent

4761
03:33:34,380 --> 03:33:36,380
Which by the way, big brother

4762
03:33:36,380 --> 03:33:38,380
Is the overlord too

4763
03:33:42,380 --> 03:33:44,380
We're only living in the third dimension

4764
03:33:44,380 --> 03:33:54,380
HOOOOOOP!

4765
03:34:14,380 --> 03:34:16,380
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator

4766
03:34:16,380 --> 03:34:18,380
Okay?

4767
03:34:18,380 --> 03:34:20,380
I'm not fucking lying

4768
03:34:20,380 --> 03:34:22,380
It's fucking real

4769
03:34:22,380 --> 03:34:24,380
Okay? Look it up

4770
03:34:24,380 --> 03:34:26,380
Look it up, he says

4771
03:34:26,380 --> 03:34:28,380
That he was doing this shit

4772
03:34:28,380 --> 03:34:30,380
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis

4773
03:34:30,380 --> 03:34:32,380
During the Holocaust

4774
03:34:32,380 --> 03:34:34,380
He says that he was doing it just to survive

4775
03:34:34,380 --> 03:34:36,380
But he fucking loved it

4776
03:34:36,380 --> 03:34:38,380
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit

4777
03:34:38,380 --> 03:34:40,380
George Soros is the fucking devil

4778
03:34:40,380 --> 03:34:42,380
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit

4779
03:34:42,380 --> 03:34:44,380
George Soros is fucking evil

4780
03:34:44,380 --> 03:34:46,380
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

4781
03:34:46,380 --> 03:34:48,380
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit

4782
03:34:48,380 --> 03:34:50,380
Just don't fucking get it

4783
03:34:50,380 --> 03:34:52,380
Everybody's like

4784
03:34:52,380 --> 03:34:54,380
Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there

4785
03:34:54,380 --> 03:34:56,380
Fuck Trump, right?

4786
03:34:56,380 --> 03:34:58,380
Fuck Trump! He's not the actual fucking leader

4787
03:34:58,380 --> 03:35:00,380
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates

4788
03:35:00,380 --> 03:35:02,380
It's fucking Elon Musk

4789
03:35:02,380 --> 03:35:04,380
It's everyone out there, everybody says

4790
03:35:04,380 --> 03:35:06,380
Elon Musk is so cool

4791
03:35:06,380 --> 03:35:08,380
Everybody, you're saying

4792
03:35:08,380 --> 03:35:10,380
Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for us

4793
03:35:10,380 --> 03:35:12,380
He's the actual government

4794
03:35:12,380 --> 03:35:14,380
He's just trying

4795
03:35:14,380 --> 03:35:16,380
The actual true government

4796
03:35:16,380 --> 03:35:18,380
Which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis

4797
03:35:18,380 --> 03:35:20,380
Who are actually the ones that are controlling the fucking Holocaust

4798
03:35:20,380 --> 03:35:22,380
The clear policies are paid off by the fucking bill makers

4799
03:35:22,380 --> 03:35:24,380
The pain fucking costs

4800
03:35:24,380 --> 03:35:40,380
Thanks for watching!