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Yeah, welcome to Unpedal Podcast, bitch.

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39?

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Episode 39.

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Whoa!

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39, we're gonna run out of animal juice.

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So we got triple X, one X.

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Triple X, I X is the episode.

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Oh, you're do...

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Are you talking about ramen noodles?

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Hey, ramen noodles.

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Ramen noodles fucking piss me off.

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Why do they piss you off?

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Just use fucking numbers, bro.

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It's not that hard.

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Fuck you.

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Why is... why do they piss you off?

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I don't know.

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I just... I just want people to use numbers, bro.

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Fuck you.

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What's going on this week, Tyler?

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You know, doing God's work, as always.

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You're training up, bro?

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I'm training up.

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I'm going to the gym.

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Fucking getting these gains.

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Oh shit, you pump an iron?

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I'll pump an iron, doing everything, brother.

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And you started going back to the gym.

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Yeah.

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You didn't go to the gym before that, did you?

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No, I was... I mean, I used to be a gym rat when I was like 19 years old.

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Then I got into a relationship and I stopped going to the gym.

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Yeah.

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But I...

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I remember a gym rat, but I went to Planet Fatness a few times.

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Yeah.

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I like going to 24-hour gyms because I just like going at any time that I want.

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I also like going at night when no one else is there because I just feel better when there's no one else there.

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It's not that like I'm embarrassed.

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It's just that all the machines and shit are open at like midnight.

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Who goes to the fucking gym at 4 a.m.?

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Me.

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At 3 a.m.

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Me.

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If you're asking that question, the answer's me.

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But yeah, I've been hitting the gym again, getting stronger.

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Lost about 10 pounds over the last two weeks.

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It's probably unhealthy.

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That's not healthy.

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But...

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you look like you lost weight.

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It's not healthy to lose 10 pounds in two weeks.

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Yeah.

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Most of it probably is water weight.

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Yeah, probably.

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I mean, I started eating better and shit too.

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I drink only water now.

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I went on the keto diet.

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Keto sucks.

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Yeah, it does.

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Keto doesn't really...

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It doesn't really do anything.

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It does.

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I lost weight, but then...

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Like you lose weight because your body's like, what the fuck are you doing?

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It's like abdominal pain.

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Yeah, because your body's like, I need sustenance.

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Well, it has fucking fat, has meat, protein.

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It doesn't have carbs.

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You get those carb cravings.

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Dude, carbs are a good thing if you get the right amount of carbs.

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Damn would be perfect for this conversation.

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Dan's a fitness guy.

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I know.

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I did keto for three months.

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We'll circle back to keto when Dan gets here.

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All right?

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Yeah, we'll put a pin in that.

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But yeah, I've been working out, been doing a lot of stuff, doing a lot of stair climbing.

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It's fucking brutal.

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I actually figured out that I have asthma.

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I never realized I had asthma until recently.

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No, you're just smoking too much.

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No, I don't smoke anymore.

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Yeah, it might exacerbate the asthma.

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Because I used to have asthma, like real bad when I was a kid.

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And then I quote unquote grew out of it.

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But isn't it true that you never actually grow out of asthma?

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Yeah, in a way, kind of.

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I had asthma as a kid.

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I don't really have it anymore.

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Yeah, but I need like a fucking puffer when I work out and shit now.

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How are you going to do the fucking?

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Take like two hits beforehand.

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Oh, yeah.

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You're like, what's in that fucking inhaler, bro?

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You're like nothing.

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It's crack.

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It's a fucking dab inhaler.

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It's a fucking freestyle inhaler.

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Yeah, but I'm taking, I'm going to start taking Dan's vitamin B pills.

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Those help.

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When I worked out with those, I felt fucking fantastic.

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I'll fucking go to the gym with you sometime.

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Bro, I go at nights, Wednesday, Thursday, Fridays, and Sundays I try to go during the day sometime.

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But Fridays you can't go at night.

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The latest is open until on Fridays eight.

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So.

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Bro, you know how people do the stair climbers like for the World Trade Center?

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Yeah, it's brutal.

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How many floors is that?

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I think it's a hundred and ten.

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Let me look that up.

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World Trade Center.

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Bro.

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Stair.

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Fucking what George Bush did to those firefighters is unreal.

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Except Joseph Pfeiffer.

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It's a hundred and ten stories.

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I was right.

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Imagine being on the top floor of the World Trade Center.

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That would suck.

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That would really suck.

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Like, oh shit.

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That would suck.

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So here's a story.

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Florida's new standards for teaching black history spark outrage.

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Oh, do they?

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What do you think?

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I think the Florida Board of Education approved a new set of standards for how black history should be taught in state public schools.

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Sparking criticism for education and civil rights advocates who said students should be allowed to learn the full truth of American history.

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It's not already taught, though, like the full truth of American history.

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Kinda, I guess.

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Hmm.

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Ron DeSantis, Governor Ron DeSantis, it barred anyone privileged or oppressed based on their race or skin color.

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DeSantis used this fight against wokeness to boost his national profile amid a national discussion about racism and history should be taught in schools.

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Excuse me.

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I don't really know the whole like thing with that.

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Like, I don't know too much about the things that he's talking about.

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I'd have to see like the actual bill to like actually like kind of talk about that.

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Like, just in general, I don't think that we're doing too bad with history and shit.

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You think evolution should be taught in schools?

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Evolution, Catholicism is not like they're like the whole thing with like, oh, if you're if you're a religious person, you can't believe in evolution.

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I don't believe that's true.

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I feel like, and I say this a lot, I feel like science and history is a way to explain God's creation type thing.

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I also think that the like this the seven days is more of a metaphor in the Bible, you know, for instead of being like seven days, it could be like seven million years type thing or something along those lines.

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But I think I think a lot of the Old Testament is metaphorical.

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And I think the New Testament is more literal because Jesus was actually there in the Old Testament.

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It's a lot of really old text that's been rewritten and rewritten over time.

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And I think the New Testament is true, but the old one is false.

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It's not false.

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I'm just saying it's more instead of being a instead of being like literal, it's more metaphorical for the Old Testament when the New Testament is more literal than metaphorical, you know, because I feel like the Old Testament has a lot of like parables kind of things.

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Like, you know, when it's like telling you things with that parable parables, that award.

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Yeah, it's a word.

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Look it up.

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How do you spell that?

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P a r b i l e s.

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A simple story is to illustrate a moral spiritual lesson.

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We can't you using big words.

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I'm actually kind of smart.

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I just don't act like it.

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We're actually smart.

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It's just like like a fucking retard.

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That's true.

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I mean, you've seen in jeopardy and fucking millionaire.

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I answer questions pretty well.

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Yeah, bro, like I'm not.

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I'm not completely retarded.

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I just act like it.

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Can I say retarded?

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No, it's twenty twenty three.

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You can't say it now.

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What about a yeah?

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I'm not gonna grow, but oh shit, two box killer.

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They issued a search for Warren for his house.

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Yeah, it's all that, but they found who his killer was.

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I think they have like ideas.

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I think they've always had ideas who two box killer was.

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Oh shit.

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Las Vegas PD reveals evidence sees from the Compton Kingpin.

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They seize over a dozen items from a home to the self proclaimed Compton

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Kingpin, who has said I said for years he was in the car when rapper

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to box core was gunned down.

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Bro, what the fuck are you doing?

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Paint thinner over here.

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Hold on.

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We'll be back.

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It's on.

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Great song.

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I use this in a project for an aviation science class back in the day in

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college.

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Oh, yeah.

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And the professor, he was the manager of the airport and he got shot down

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like three times and the whole report was like a PowerPoint about NASA.

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He was like, that was just inspiration.

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It was like this music in the background.

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We were playing Boxcar Racer before.

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We're going to go with some angels and airwaves.

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I like Mac was asking everyone this week.

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What's better Boxcar Racer or angels and airwaves?

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I'd say Boxcar Racer.

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I feel like they they each only have like two good songs.

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It's just like a diluted version.

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Like what what else is like a diluted version of like the real thing?

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Whiskey with ice in it.

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Yeah.

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It's like it's OK.

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It's like a it's like a knockoff.

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It's not as blank.

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It's not as funky, but right.

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I like it.

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I'm sweating.

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So you hear about this Jason Aldean song?

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No.

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What about it?

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He's got this new song.

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That's like for a sec.

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You look fantastic tonight.

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Can I just say that I've been working out?

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We were talking about that.

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Good.

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Yeah.

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I've been working out for the last three weeks.

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I lost 10 pounds.

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You look great.

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Carry on.

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Jason.

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I'm really I'm really filling out these shirts now.

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You know, in a good way, I'm filling out the shirts.

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You can see the tricep actually coming in now.

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Looking good, dude.

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Forearms are looking fucking sick.

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Noticeable.

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Yeah.

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Noticeable.

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Yeah.

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So Jason Aldean wrote this new song.

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Thanks, Dan.

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Called Try That in a Small Town and all the.

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What is it?

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Try That in a Small Town and all the all the fucking.

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That sounds racist.

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People are going off on Facebook and he's getting canceled and shit.

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What did he say?

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Try what in a small town?

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Try that in a small town.

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Well, let's read the lyrics.

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Yeah, read the lyrics real quick.

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All right.

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Are we talking about like like stuff with your sister?

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Are we talking like burning crosses?

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Here we go.

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Sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk.

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Card Jack, an old lady at a red light.

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Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store.

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You think it's cool.

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They'll act a fool if you like.

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Cuss out a cop spinning his face.

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Stomp on the flag and light it up.

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Yeah, you think you're tough.

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Well, try that in a small town.

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See how far you make it down the road around here.

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We take care of your own.

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You cross that line.

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It won't take long for you to find out.

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I recommend you don't try that in a small town.

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Got a gun that my granddad gave me.

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They say one day they're going to round up.

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Well, that shit might fly in the city.

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Good luck.

278
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Try that in a small town.

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They're going to round up.

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They're going to try.

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Dude, you haven't heard that.

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They want to take like there's like an actual thing that they're trying to do where all

283
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the guns that you have in your house.

284
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Oh, round up the guns.

285
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Yeah.

286
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Oh yeah.

287
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They want to put your guns in like a library.

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Oh.

289
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And I'm like, fuck that.

290
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Yeah.

291
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If you want to come take my guns, try.

292
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They want to put them in a library?

293
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Yeah.

294
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A library?

295
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Like a town hall or a library.

296
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Like they want to put all your guns.

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And if you want to go hunting or go shooting, you have to go to the library, sign it out.

298
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And if it's not back in within 24 hours, they come and try to take it.

299
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Yeah.

300
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Good luck with that.

301
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That's a good way to end the United States.

302
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I'd say it would be over.

303
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You have any guns, Stan?

304
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I have a Mossberg Plinkster.

305
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OK.

306
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That's 1022.

307
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All right.

308
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So it's been at my friend's house for three years, but it's been a little bit of a pain

309
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for me.

310
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I mean, I've been in the game for three years, but it's my gun.

311
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It's your gun.

312
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I paid $99 for it.

313
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That's not bad.

314
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No.

315
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And it appreciated.

316
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They're now worth 150.

317
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So yeah, Walmart.

318
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I think it's a great gun.

319
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It did jam a couple of times.

320
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I mean, every gun's going to jam at least once.

321
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Yeah.

322
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Also, how many times do you shoot it?

323
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Because like when you're breaking it in, it's going to jam.

324
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I probably went through like three little boxes of 22.

325
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OK.

326
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So about what's that?

327
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Like a 300?

328
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What, do you get 100 in each one of those, or is it like 50?

329
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I think it's less than that.

330
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It's probably 50.

331
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OK.

332
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I know what.

333
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Nine, you get, I fucking think, 25 in a box.

334
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And my 12 gauge, I fucking, that only comes with like fucking 15 because they're so fucking

335
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big.

336
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Yeah.

337
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I mean, dude, it's fun.

338
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And I wanted to buy it just to own a gun.

339
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You know what I mean?

340
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You should get a pump action.

341
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Well, dude, they do some pretty sick stuff with those, those plinksters.

342
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It's the same thing as a Ruger 1022.

343
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Oh, OK.

344
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Same.

345
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It's like the same exact thing.

346
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Yeah.

347
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Do they cut them down and they make them basically like a semi-auto pistol?

348
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Dude, I mean, it's so easy.

349
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You just cut the whole thing.

350
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Allegedly, we did not do this.

351
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Right, right.

352
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,800
Well, it's not a pistol.

353
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It'd be a little bit longer.

354
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Yeah.

355
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You know, because the stock comes like.

356
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New York, the FDA does not like when you cut down barrels.

357
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800
Right.

358
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,800
No, no, no.

359
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That's not a thing that we've done.

360
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That is not something that we can own.

361
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No, but in other other states is perfectly legal.

362
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Oh, and they put a I forget the name of the trigger.

363
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I was watching a video of a trigger.

364
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No, it's a it's the one that you pull the trigger and it fires and then you let off

365
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and it fires.

366
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Oh, fuck.

367
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

368
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I can't think of you.

369
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Yeah, you just you go like this, right?

370
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You did it.

371
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Did it.

372
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It just reminds me of the fucking video where the girl, the nine year old shoots the fucking

373
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guy in the head.

374
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Oh, yeah, that's fucking terrifying.

375
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The Uzi.

376
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Yeah.

377
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Yeah, God, that's ridiculous.

378
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He's like, shoot once.

379
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And then she just put it on fucking semi.

380
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You fucking idiot.

381
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Or don't let a nine year old shoot it.

382
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Yeah.

383
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And Uzi's probably bad idea.

384
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I would say like if you gave her like a twenty two, that'd be fine.

385
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Well, even if it was like if it was an automatic weapon, but it was a little longer because

386
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it's not going to fucking kick up as much like, you know, I mean, I saw a guy who was

387
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shooting a forty five or forty four and he fucking shot it and then he kicked it up and

388
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it just boom.

389
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Oh, geez.

390
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Yeah.

391
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Those videos are fucking brutal.

392
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That's rough.

393
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Yeah.

394
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But Jason Aldean, I think people are mad because he's saying like, you know, all this crime

395
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happens in the big city.

396
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I mean, it does.

397
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Let's be real.

398
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Where else does it?

399
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I think there's some race racism, racist implications in the song.

400
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Are you trying to like just play devil's advocate right now or you actually like serious?

401
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Oh, he's talking about the fucking city folk.

402
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,240
Is that he's saying there can't be white criminals?

403
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,240
Is that what you're saying?

404
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:53,800
I think I think I think I heard something there that he said that you're fucking that

405
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he thinks that it's a racist thing because he's talking about crime.

406
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Does that mean that Casey O'Neill only thinks that black people can be criminals?

407
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,080
Fuck you heard it here, guys.

408
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,080
I didn't say anything.

409
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:09,680
All the insane carjack and old lady at a red light fucking pull a gun on the owner of a

410
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liquor store.

411
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,680
I've done all those things.

412
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I love GTA.

413
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,000
GTA is hilarious.

414
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
You play GTA as a white guy.

415
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,120
So well, depending on which one, San Andreas is a black guy.

416
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,880
GTA five is both.

417
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,960
Yeah, you can be Michael, Trevor, Franklin.

418
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,440
I always use Trevor.

419
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I'm mostly the white guy.

420
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
There's there's Mike.

421
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:35,120
I mean, there's either there's there's there's the gangster like mobster white guy or the

422
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,680
white trash hillbilly white guy.

423
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,680
Which one do you use?

424
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,680
I use the white trash hillbilly.

425
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,600
Oh, dude, that guy is he's based on a real actor.

426
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600
Yeah.

427
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,600
Yeah.

428
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,600
Something Steve Steve something.

429
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,600
Yeah.

430
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,920
But he's like a real guy.

431
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,920
Yeah.

432
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,320
Because I saw him in a movie.

433
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,320
I'm like, wait a second.

434
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,320
That's Trevor.

435
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,320
That's the guy from the video game.

436
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320
How's that possible?

437
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,520
Yeah, based on him.

438
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,360
You know, it sounds like maybe he's not really getting canceled.

439
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,640
Maybe maybe he just wants people to download the song.

440
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,640
Let's listen to it.

441
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,640
Is it good?

442
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,640
I haven't heard it.

443
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,640
I'll put it.

444
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,040
Did did my A.I. thing get get done yet?

445
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Oh, I got to check.

446
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,040
Yeah, check that.

447
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,040
Fucking hate country so much.

448
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,040
You're gonna be vibing to it, dude.

449
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:31,040
Yeah, we're a cowboy hat.

450
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:47,960
You gotta be doing some country shit.

451
00:21:47,960 --> 00:22:11,340
Why are you calling this?

452
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:17,280
Sros so small.

453
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:24,280
Is that the chorus? I guess. That was awful.

454
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This song sucks.

455
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,280
Right. So

456
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I don't really listen to a lot of country. I mean, I do any country. I do,

457
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,280
and I have to be in the mood for it though, and it's usually when I'm

458
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:12,280
working on something. So like when I'm working on a car or working on the

459
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,280
project at my house, I listen to country. That's just when it feels right.

460
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,280
Yeah. Just to listen to now.

461
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,280
Did you ever see that video of the cop and like he pulled over a chick and

462
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,280
she was like, I thought you didn't give pretty girls tickets. And he just goes,

463
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280
you're absolutely right. Here you go.

464
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:38,280
That's awesome. Dude, there's, I was watching this one video. This girl was

465
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like a Swedish model. Yeah. And she was getting a DWI and dude, she was being

466
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:51,280
like all like cute with a cop, right? And like trying to like get on his good

467
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,280
side. And then she just like randomly threw in there. She's like, I'll take my

468
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:58,280
clothes off. And then just kept going on with the conversation. He's like, no,

469
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:05,280
keep your clothes on. But dude, she was so hot. She was like, it's like, dude,

470
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,280
that guy, you've just got to have a conviction, a solid nerves of steel.

471
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,280
You're like, I'll take my clothes off right here on the roadside. And then he's

472
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,280
probably just like, but just like, she just like threw it into the conversation.

473
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,280
Like just like, he's probably just like, he's right.

474
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:28,280
Just in body cams. God damn it. God damn it. There was not a body cam here.

475
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:34,280
I'm generating the screaming Tyler thing. It's generating. Oh boy.

476
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:39,280
Screaming Tyler. We recorded Tyler screaming AI voice.

477
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280
Let's see this shit.

478
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I could punch somebody on sidewalk. I could punch somebody on sidewalk.

479
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Car jack an old lady at a red light. Sell a gun on the order of a liquor store.

480
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:04,280
Yeah, it's cool. Well, at the full get red light. Why don't I sell like I'm a flag

481
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280
and light it up.

482
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:11,280
Because it's trying to normalize a non normal voice. Yeah. Well, try that in a

483
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:17,280
small town. That kind of makes sense. Make it down the road. That one acts like

484
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,280
you play that one. Say something like like fuck you, Casey. Fucking communism.

485
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:27,280
Fuck your communism. It won't let you use expletives. No, it will. Put an exclamation

486
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:32,280
point at the end. See if that helps out. Like say fuck you. You fucking retard,

487
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,280
Casey. You're fucking retard. Fuck communism. Car jack an old lady at a red light.

488
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:42,280
Hold a gun on the order of a liquor store. That's what Tyler said to you. Yeah, it's

489
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:48,280
cool. Well, at the full get red light. Cause I'm a top. Spit in his face. Stop on the

490
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:54,280
flag and light it up. Yeah. Yeah. Think you're top. Well, try that in a small town.

491
00:25:54,280 --> 00:26:00,280
See how far you make it down the road. Around here. Someone take care of our own.

492
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:08,280
It won't take long. I recommend you don't. I recommend you don't. Casey and your

493
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:20,280
communist. Fuck you, Casey and your communist. I mean, like I think like certain

494
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,280
sayings you could say with that and it'd be fucking fine. And then it blocks other

495
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:32,280
ones out. Yeah. Like other ones that just like it fucking like goes like. Yeah. So

496
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:38,280
there's a story this week how the government government, the legislation passed

497
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:46,280
a bill that the government has to release all UFO records. Yeah. Bullshit. Even if

498
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:51,280
they had to, they wouldn't. So they're basically acknowledging that UFOs exist.

499
00:26:51,280 --> 00:27:01,280
Yeah. I, uh, oh fuck. I think it's just a fucking distraction. There's so much

500
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:06,280
shit going on. I think a commit a hearing on UFOs next week. Did you see that

501
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:11,280
they found drugs in the White House? Yeah, but dude, Snoop Dogg smoked weed in the

502
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:16,280
fucking White House in the bathroom. Did he? Yeah. So it's like, and who's going to

503
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,280
stop him because he's Snoop Dogg, right? The federal government. Yeah, but they

504
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,280
didn't. So it's like anybody can come in and out of the White House. I still think

505
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:29,280
it's Hunter Biden. No, I, it depends on where they, it was in the private areas

506
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,280
of the White House. Yeah. It wasn't in like the, the public areas. Well, it's

507
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:38,280
their house. You know, it was cocaine. Let them do what they got to do. You think

508
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:45,280
Joe Biden's doing a country is easy without cocaine. Do you see Kim? Do you

509
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,280
see fucking Joe Biden fucking run this country with fucking dementia and not

510
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:55,280
have cocaine. He's definitely on road. JFK was on fucking net. JFK was also

511
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,280
fucking prostitutes on the daily. If your grandmother lives, just anybody, if

512
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:07,280
your grandmother lived in the fucking greater Washington DC in the 1960s, well,

513
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:17,280
congratulations. She probably fucks JFK. Yeah. God, I gotta be president. Get away

514
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:24,280
with it. Damn. It's like, yeah, dude, come on. It's like, you've got all that power.

515
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:31,280
You're not going to, you know, you're not going to pursue women. Pursue women. Get

516
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:38,280
out of here. The house is holding a hearing on the unidentified aerial

517
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:43,280
phenomenon. Dude, it's all fucking distraction. They know exactly what it is.

518
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,280
The fucking House of Representatives, the United States talking about aliens and

519
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:52,280
UFOs now, 2023, bro. Dude, they're talking about it just because it's like people

520
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:58,280
are interested in it, but it's really just military technology. Like the real

521
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,280
UFOs, they're easy to spot and they're easy to separate from. Like that's just

522
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:07,280
our military technology. UFOs don't have to be aliens. They can just be like

523
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:13,280
things that people don't know what they are. Right. Yeah, right. But it's like, if

524
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,280
it's an actual fucking like military thing, they're going to be like, yeah,

525
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:22,280
that was definitely a UFO. That that's that big flying thing. Definitely a UFO.

526
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,280
Yeah, not a military vehicle. Well, the thing is, is that the military, like all

527
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,280
the people in the military say that, oh, we don't want to talk about it because

528
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,280
it's like embarrassing. You know what I mean? Like, so we don't say anything when

529
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:37,280
we see them. It's like, no, dude, you're a fucking F 18 pilot. Like you have to

530
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,280
report things that are issues of national security. You just say, oh yeah, we don't

531
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,280
want to talk about it because it's embarrassing. No, you don't want to talk

532
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,280
about it because everybody kind of knows that it's like a level of the military

533
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:52,280
that they're not involved in. It's just like what the upper level. There's like

534
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,280
the military. Then there's the super military. Right. It's like everybody

535
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,280
knows his black ops projects, so they kind of have to play along like that.

536
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,280
Lieutenant Fravor, whatever his name is, the military is like probably like they

537
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,280
came to him. They're like, dude, could you just like they said, could you just go

538
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:12,280
say like, we don't know what these are? They said that the fucking like, fuck,

539
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,280
what's that like super like stealth bomber thing? Not this stealth bomber, but

540
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:21,280
the one that kind of looks like it. The black one, the B two B one or B two B

541
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:26,280
one bomber. It wasn't like a bomber. It was just like a fucking like stealth plane.

542
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,280
Yeah, it's the same shape. Yeah, it's just a bomber. It's not even a bomber.

543
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,280
It's a recon plane. But they said that was like the fastest plane that we had.

544
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,280
I guarantee you we have way faster shit than that because even plane spotting

545
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:43,280
groups that like I'm part of on Facebook are reporting like planes that aren't

546
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:48,280
either of those that are triangular. Yeah, but it has like it either does or

547
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,280
doesn't have the notches in the back. Right. They're like, oh, well, this is an

548
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,280
unknown plane. What is this? Yeah, because nobody knows what it is. They were

549
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:01,280
looking at those and they decommissioned the the the last one and they're like,

550
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,280
yeah, we don't got anything else. We don't have anything. We don't have anything

551
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,280
faster than that. What are you talking about? I don't fucking know. Yeah, but

552
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,280
that's like I guarantee. So listen, this is what I think. I think we have cloaking

553
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,280
technology on a lot of the fucking like new ones. Absolutely. Because if we have

554
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,280
like the man, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? Superman, the invisible

555
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:24,280
plane, bro. Yeah, we have like Superman, like invisible plane type shit. Like I

556
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,280
guarantee you, I guarantee you we have cloaking devices on the on the modern

557
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:32,280
planes. I just want to live in a world where I can fly a plane Mach 10. I mean,

558
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:37,280
you could go to Top Gun. I bet they already have it. I bet the stuff that

559
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:43,280
you're seeing, I think the Dark Star in in in Top Gun was like based on a real

560
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,280
thing that we have. That's not even our top fucking thing. They have missiles that

561
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:54,280
can get from Russia to America in hours. So why not the plane? We do. Hypersonic

562
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,280
missiles. I guarantee you we have hypersonic planes that are like crazier

563
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:04,280
than that. Yeah, dude, the level we're on just like so that the stealth

564
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:10,280
technology. Yeah, 1977, the cloaking technology. Well, the the stealth fighter

565
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:15,280
stuff. Oh, yeah, I think that we have cloaking now for sure. That's 1977, dude.

566
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:21,280
What is it? 2023 minus 1977, 46 years ago. And that was the stealth bomber that

567
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,280
we had. That's like one of the quote unquote top of the line thing we have.

568
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:29,280
Shit, that's way crazier than that. Think about what we have now. The shit I saw,

569
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,280
right? The flying triangle. Yeah, that is I didn't get the vibe that that was

570
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,280
alien. That's military. I didn't get for one second that I did not think, oh,

571
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,280
this is an alien. I thought that's the U.S. military. Yeah, that's exactly what

572
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:49,280
the fuck that is, because aliens don't generally fly in pairs. First and

573
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,280
foremost, like that's something that that the military does. Yeah, right. They

574
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,280
fly side by side and then in a military formation. So like, oh, yeah, the aliens

575
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,280
just happen to have like one right next to the other. The exact military formation

576
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,280
that the United States military has slightly behind it. Like, no, dude, that's

577
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,280
that's military all the way. And then it's just like, it's just obvious, bro.

578
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,280
It's a triangle like all our other stealth planes were triangles. Like the

579
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,280
fuck out of here. It's just the next level. It's I think that we probably did

580
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:25,280
recover alien technology. I'm sure we did. And then we made it into ours because

581
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:30,280
what's his name? I think it was Jackie Gleason. He was an actor back in the day

582
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,280
over here. Yeah, I think it was like, it's either one that's like that blew like

583
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:42,280
the load on fucking Roswell and shit. No, he, um, he was friends with Nixon.

584
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:48,280
Nixon took him to one of these bases. That's fucking showed him something. And

585
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,280
he's like, you're not going to believe this. And so he showed him and he said

586
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,280
after that, like changed him forever. Like he's forever changed. And he said

587
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:03,280
that he showed him like, um, like, uh, aliens and test tubes. That's fucking the

588
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,280
president took him to show him. I guarantee you that's fake. No, hold on a

589
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:12,280
sec. We'll Google it. Jackie Gleason. No, I think that he's like, he's, he said

590
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:17,280
that I don't believe it. I believe it, dude. I do. Cause the chances of there

591
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:24,280
being other life forms are so high, you know, it's so high. Well, people are like

592
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:29,280
if there's so much space out there, why haven't we found aliens yet? But maybe

593
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,280
it's because the U S government is hiding it. Well, not the youth because all

594
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,280
governments are hiding it. I think they have to hide it because you lose control

595
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,280
of the people if you know, cause people are controlled with religion, they're

596
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,280
controlled with government. There's many layers of ways to control people. Not

597
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:52,280
that that's all it's for, but that is, that is how, that is the way that, you

598
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:57,280
know, we keep social order. If all of a sudden there's aliens, it's like, okay,

599
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,280
well you got a question like the official story of religion now, you know,

600
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,280
you got to like the government's not the most powerful thing. If they're not the

601
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,280
most powerful thing, how can they protect us? And if they can't protect us, why are

602
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,280
we giving them all this money? So that aliens are more powerful than the

603
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:20,280
government? Well, they may or may not be, but you definitely don't want people

604
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:25,280
thinking that there's especially not aliens that can shut down nuclear launch

605
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,280
sites. Yeah. That's a fucking problem. I mean, if they're here, they're, you know,

606
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,280
intelligent. If there's no threat of nuclear war, dude, there's no threat of a

607
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:37,280
third world war. How are we going to sell weapons? Like you can't like there has

608
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:43,280
to be this threat hanging over your head to produce weapons, you know? Yeah. Do

609
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,280
you think we'll, uh, they'll, uh, discover, release that information in our lifetime

610
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:56,280
that aliens for sure exist? Uh, if it slips out, you know, somebody there,

611
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,280
there's going to have to be a whistleblower. I do. How can there not be

612
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:06,280
though? Like really think about like, how could there not be? Yeah, exactly.

613
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,280
Yeah. Like, and I just think that we're just so boring. They're just not

614
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,280
interested in us. They're just like these fucking, well, they could have colonized

615
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:18,280
us and enslave us. Yeah. But there's probably nothing in it for them. Like,

616
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,280
what do we want that for? It's like our resources, their fucking ships.

617
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,280
Probably they probably have infinite zero point energy that comes out of the

618
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:30,280
fucking atmosphere. You know what I mean? They have over unity. I think they just

619
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:35,280
like, like take our resources and sell it as antiques, you know, probably. Yeah.

620
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,280
Like this is like a, like a fucking tub of oil, right? Or they just like, people

621
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,280
say, I got microchipped, right? And they're all pissed off. I got anal probed.

622
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:49,280
It's like, dude, we do the same thing to fucking dolphins and bears. We fucking,

623
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,280
we, we knock them out, right? Shoot them with a dart, bring them to a laboratory,

624
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:59,280
anal problem, take their temperature, exactly. Put a chipper on their neck and release them back out to the

625
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,280
wild. It's like, that's probably what they're doing to us. Yeah. If they're more

626
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:07,280
intelligent, there could be species that are more intelligent than us. Well, what

627
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,280
if we fucking, uh, MRI people who claim to have a chips in them and we could see

628
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,280
if they actually have them in them. I think they have. Yeah. They're not there.

629
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:21,280
No, I think they are fucking crazy, but they found chips at least on, on this one

630
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,280
TV show I was watching.

631
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,280
Well, if there were intelligent aliens out there, they could literally enslave the

632
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:35,280
human race. I know, dude. Can you imagine if, if they just turned us into like a

633
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,280
fucking chicken farm and they just, they just ate us or they were cannibal

634
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,280
aliens. They're not cannibals because we're not the same species as an alien.

635
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,280
Canable aliens. That's not a thing. I mean, what if there were human eating

636
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:52,280
aliens, dude, what if it is like that? And we just don't realize we get to a

637
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:57,280
certain point, right. And then they come and harvest. It's just hard. So like mass

638
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,280
effect is that what happens in that game? Yeah. Like you get to a certain point of

639
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:06,280
technology and then, or AI technology and shit too. The giant robots from space

640
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,280
come in and they fucking harvest everybody. And then they leave the lower

641
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,280
life forms to evolve into higher life forms and then let them make new, new AI

642
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,280
they get to advance in technology. They come back every thousand like plus years.

643
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:25,280
Dude, this is just a giant fucking farm for alien food. It's just not harvest

644
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,280
time. That's fucking terrifying. All this shit we have. Casey, you're like freaking

645
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:39,280
out right now. Here's going the aliens, bro. He's going fuck me. This whole fucking

646
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:44,280
government social construct. It's literally just the rules of the farm, dude.

647
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:51,280
That's it. So rules of the farm. It's the fucking farm. Tom Delong is right. What?

648
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:58,280
Fucking try that. So fucking try that shit in the small town. Try to bring fucking

649
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:04,280
aliens. What do you think if Joe Smo retarred out in the fucking sticks said

650
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:10,280
like, I saw an alien. I got my butthole fucking probed or whatever. They put up.

651
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,280
They put their alien fingers in my butthole. I think he'd be lying. I do. It

652
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:20,280
depends on the person. I'm telling you, like I know what I saw. It could have

653
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:25,280
been aliens, but I was quite quite certain that it was that that was the

654
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:33,280
U.S. government. I think that one chick there was an alien. Who? You know, what

655
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:41,280
chick? You know. Oh, oh, yeah. She's just fucking an interdimensional being.

656
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,280
Chills up your spine. She's something. She's more like something out of a fucking

657
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,280
horror movie. Yeah, like the two perfect thing to perfect. Oh, the other one

658
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:55,280
you're thinking of. I was thinking the other one was alien in nature. I was

659
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,280
thinking of SpongeBob. No, the other one that was, you know, oh, yeah, that was

660
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:06,280
breaking. That was supernatural. That was supernatural. Oh, God bless. God bless

661
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,280
this beautiful country. She was fucking scary looking like like when someone

662
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:17,280
looks too attractive, you're like, that's that's spooky. Yeah, yeah. It's fucking

663
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:23,280
fake. It can't be real. Yep. Just need to fucking destroy your life. So we were

664
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:29,280
talking about fitness before this shit, and he was talking about keto. Yeah. And

665
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:35,280
I was saying keto isn't all it's cracked up to be. Don't get me started. I can't

666
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:43,280
give you an autistic level of information. Like, like, that is like, like I could

667
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,280
info dump so much information. You'll leave this building being like, wow, I'm

668
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:53,280
never going to try that. Go for it. I want to hear it. That's why we waited for

669
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,280
you because we figured I talked about. I don't know if you talked about keto yet.

670
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,280
So God, there's just so many. I was just saying that I did keto for like three

671
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:06,280
months. And then I quit because I had this like intense abdominal pain. And

672
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:12,280
these like all these like carb cravings. Right. Yeah. So the thing is, is like your

673
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:17,280
body. Basically, the reason we eat food, not the only reason, like some things are

674
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,280
energy, like a slice of pizza is like pure energy. Right. Yeah. But there's not a

675
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:27,280
lot of electrolytes in it. Right. So really, the healthiest diet focuses on

676
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:32,280
electrolytes. And the problem when you cut out carbohydrates is your body can't

677
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:37,280
hold onto electrolytes. So your kidneys particularly can't hold onto

678
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:42,280
electrolytes. So you start releasing a lot of magnesium when you don't have

679
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:49,280
carbohydrates in the diet. So the ketogenic diet is fine for say epileptics,

680
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,280
right? That's what it was developed for children with epilepsy. Yeah. So it

681
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:59,280
really does. It's like a last ditch effort to control seizures. And it works

682
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:05,280
a lot of the time. But it's very predictable what happens in the body.

683
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:10,280
There's a study that they did out of Russia, actually no, it was in Turkey. They

684
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:16,280
took 120 pediatric patients with uncontrolled epilepsy and they put them on

685
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:25,280
a ketogenic diet. Now 20 of those, 120 ended up on levothyroxine. Right. So this

686
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:31,280
is a clinical ketogenic diet. So it's like zero carbohydrate, not even just

687
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:35,280
like less than 25 a day to stay in ketosis. It's like zero carbohydrate.

688
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,280
That's not healthy. Super high fat. Well, you know, it controls their seizures,

689
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:45,280
but it causes hypothyroidism. Oh, I read that, how the keto diet treated

690
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,280
seizures. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's what it was really like developed for. That's

691
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:56,280
what people, that's what they use it for medicinally, but it lowers your

692
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,280
thyroid function. So, and that's proven that study. I mean, it's so obvious

693
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:07,280
people go on the ketogenic diet and without fructose in the diet and sugar

694
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:13,280
in general, your body temperature drops. Right. So that's like one of the

695
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:18,280
symptoms of hypothyroidism too. Right. So my temperature has always been 97,

696
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:24,280
like flat every, ever since I was a kid. I mean, that's, that's like one degree

697
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:30,280
below what it should be. Right. That's normal. Casey, 98.6. Yeah. One six. Huh.

698
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,280
That's pretty low. Yeah. So my temperature, like since I was a kid was

699
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:39,280
like 97, like flat. No, there's studies show that the, that 98.6 is too high.

700
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:46,280
The average body temperature is like 97. Well, I mean, you really do want your

701
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,280
body temperature. Like you don't want you, obviously you don't want to be

702
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:54,280
hyperthermic. You don't have a fever, but you do want it higher because you're

703
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,280
burning more calories at rest. Just having, just based on your body

704
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,280
temperature. So the people who are the leanest and the healthiest are the

705
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,280
people who have optimal testosterone levels and optimal thyroid function.

706
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:11,280
Right. That's what keeps you the leanest, healthiest, happiest. So a ketogenic

707
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:18,280
diet does neither of those. It lowers testosterone levels. So cortisol, right.

708
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:22,280
A lot of times like, you know, that carbs are a comfort food, right? Everybody's

709
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,280
like, Oh, I'm so stressed. I'm eating a ton of carbs. Right. Yeah. So cops, what

710
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:32,280
do they reach for? Donuts, right. Like sugary drinks. Right. Yeah. So when you're

711
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:38,280
under stress, you reach for carbs. Yeah. That's because carbohydrates lower

712
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:46,280
cortisol levels. Right. So testosterone is on a seesaw with cortisol. Right. So

713
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,280
you might get temporarily lean cutting carbohydrates, but this is what happens

714
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:54,280
in the long run. When you chronically elevate cortisol without putting that

715
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,280
fire out with carbohydrates, right. You're going to lower your testosterone

716
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,280
and you're going to lower it drastically. Like not even just a little bit, like

717
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:07,280
really low. So doesn't optimize your thyroid function, doesn't optimize your

718
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:13,280
sex hormones. You lose electrolytes. I have the blood work to back all this up,

719
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:19,280
by the way, too. And that's how I found out the hard way. Before and after. Yeah.

720
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:25,280
Yeah. I have both. Yep. The ER doc said, well, she used to be an ER doc. She was

721
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:30,280
like, she's now like a holistic practitioner. But she said in 30 years of

722
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,280
being an ER doctor, I never saw anybody with such a low magnesium level. Really?

723
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:39,280
Like blood magnesium level. As you? Yeah. She said, I've never seen somebody move

724
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,280
that so long. That's dangerous though. That's like you should be hospitalized. Oh, I

725
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:46,280
went to her because I was sick. I'm like, hey, I really don't fucking feel good.

726
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,280
So I need to go to somebody else besides a regular doctor. And how did you get the

727
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,280
low magnesium? By doing keto? Keto and exercising. Yeah. Yeah. So you're losing

728
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,280
sweat. So you're losing electrolytes through sweat. Yeah. And now your kidneys

729
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,280
can't hang onto electrolytes because you don't have carbohydrates to do it. You

730
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,280
can look up the mechanism of that. I don't know what it is. But when you cut out

731
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,280
carbohydrates, you can't hang onto it. I know what you mean. Yeah. And people are

732
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,280
always like, oh man, I got to add all these electrolytes. My electrolytes are off

733
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,280
because it's keto. It's like, no, you got to stop doing keto, dude. Oh, and in the

734
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:19,280
op? Who was your magnesium? Like 0.5? It was like nothing, dude. I mean, 30 years as

735
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,280
an ER doc and she's like, I've never seen one this low. Yeah. And it's like, my

736
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,280
doctor couldn't figure out what was going on. And I'm like, I'm doing this healthy

737
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,280
thing. It's really healthy. And people are like, dude, you got to cut that diet out.

738
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:37,280
I'm like, no, this is a good thing. This is the fucking way. I was preaching it.

739
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,280
How old were you then? This was probably like four years ago, five years ago. Yeah,

740
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:46,280
that's when I did it. Yeah. Well, I remember when you were on it, when you were

741
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:52,280
working at the other company, but yeah. And dude, the thing is, is like, we crave

742
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:57,280
sugar for a reason. Like we need it. We have color vision so we can see fruit.

743
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:01,280
Like that's why we developed it. Also it helps your brain chemistry. Right. Okay.

744
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:08,280
So that's another thing. Exactly. You're exactly right. So the, you need salt and

745
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,280
sugar for your brain chemistry. Absolutely. Yeah. So the amount of

746
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:17,280
serotonin that your brain can make is directly proportional to the amount of

747
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,280
carbohydrates you have in a meal. All right. So something called the competing

748
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:27,280
amino acid theory. So serotonin is made from tryptophan. Right. So you have all

749
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,280
these different amino acids. There's like 18 amino acids. I'm sorry. Let me know

750
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,280
if I'm boring you. No, no, I'm just tired. There's, there's like, I think it's like

751
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,280
what 18 amino acids people need or 25 or something like that, but they're all

752
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:45,280
competing for entry into the blood brain barrier. And when you eat carbohydrates,

753
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:50,280
it pulls all the other amino acids besides tryptophan away from the blood

754
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:55,280
brain barrier and allows tryptophan in. So when you have a little bit of

755
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,280
carbohydrates and you want the healthiest form and the healthiest form is like

756
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:06,280
fruit. So you're telling me the more carbs I eat, the happier I'll be. Absolutely.

757
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,280
That's why like people who are fat and they don't like have anything else in

758
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,280
their life. They're like fucking like neck beards that just sit online all

759
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,280
day. That's why they eat sugar and like fucking soda and just some other kind

760
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:22,280
of drug. It's a drug. It becomes a drug at that point because like when I cut

761
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,280
out like soda and sugar and like everything, I was so pissed off all the

762
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:32,280
time. Like I wasn't like sad. I was angry. So do podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

763
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:37,280
Because you don't have a dopamine. No sugar also elevates your dopamine. So I

764
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,280
figured out a way that you have to have some sugars, some, but you can't like go

765
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:46,280
overboard with it. Right. And the healthiest sugars like fruit, fruit. Yeah.

766
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:51,280
The thing, what makes fruit completely different from like a soda is it has

767
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,280
potassium in it. So potassium acts like insulin in the body. You know, my

768
00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:00,280
favorite healthy snack is peanut butter and apples. Oh dude. Yeah. I love that

769
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:04,280
combination. It tastes like the crispness and coldness of an apple. You

770
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,280
dip it in that, in that peanut butter and it gives you like the little like

771
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:12,280
saltiness of it. Right. Oh yeah. That's so good. I wonder why it is so good too.

772
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:17,280
It's like, it's so like, I think it's like the perfect food, like almost

773
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:21,280
because you get like the sugars, you get salt, you get protein from the peanut

774
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,280
butter, right? Right. It's a little bit. It's a little bit of everything. That's

775
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,280
like what a good meal should be. And like your brain automatically like dings off.

776
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,280
Like this is perfect. Like just keep eating more of this shit. Like yeah. And

777
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,280
the fat and the peanut butter. Yeah. It's not like bad fats, the good fat and

778
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,280
peanut butter. It's okay. Fat. It's not the best, but it's not, it's okay. My

779
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:45,280
dad's least favorite food. Yeah. I love peanut butter. Yeah. I love peanut

780
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,280
butter. Me too. I get the D fat. Everybody has like a food that you like,

781
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:56,280
like just discuss you. Right. Onions. I fucking hate onions. Mustard.

782
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:02,280
Mustard mustard. Yeah. Mustard and ketchup make me throw up if I fucking even

783
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,280
see them on something. That's fucking yeah. My girlfriend doesn't like ketchup

784
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,280
either. Yeah. Mustard or ketchup. I just like the smell of mustard makes me

785
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,280
throw up just fine. Like, not even if I see it, like if it's or if it's on my

786
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:20,280
food, if I fucking smell mustard, like I throw up crazy. Wow. Made Ali Mac,

787
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:26,280
but eat mayonnaise. Oh yeah. That was brutal. The blindfolded mayonnaise is

788
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,280
gross too, but it doesn't give me like the visceral reaction that mustard does.

789
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,280
Oh my God. The asparagus. Do you catch up? Does the same type of thing though?

790
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,280
To like I got catch up because you know, in fucking EMT in med school, they put

791
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,280
ketchup on things to make it look like blood sometimes. Oh yeah. Like when I was

792
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:47,280
doing, I was like, oh, oh, oh, and there's like, what the fuck's wrong with

793
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,280
ketchup? It's like, no, it's worse than the, I would rather this be real blood.

794
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:58,280
Dude, you know, it's worse than ketchup is old ketchup. Oh, no, I think the more

795
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,280
liquidy, like the ones with like this, like this, the fucking vinegar stroke shit.

796
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,280
That's bad. But I'm talking about like ketchup that's dehydrated, like it's been

797
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:12,280
on a surface for a while and it turns like dark. Yeah. And it's just like, oh,

798
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,280
there's nothing like crusty ketchup. And I fucking sat down in a restaurant one

799
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:20,280
time and I guess it didn't clean the table good enough. Like I put my hand down

800
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,280
and it was directly in like ketchup that was like left on like the edge of the

801
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:31,280
table. Like I did like one of these and then I'm like, dude, why is it so nasty?

802
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:37,280
It's like vinegar, tomato. Yeah. But like mustard, mustard, just mustard and

803
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,280
ketchup. I don't know why. And like, you were like, I got a mustard and ketchup on

804
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,280
this. I'm like, if you touch that with mustard and ketchup, I'm going to fucking

805
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,280
murder you. I fucking love mustard. I love, I love ketchup. Yeah. I love them

806
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:52,280
both. Yeah. I put like ketchup on mac and cheese. Like I want to strangle them. I

807
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:58,280
put it on everything, dude. I put that shit on everything. Like if, if I

808
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,280
overcook like any kind of meat, it's getting ketchup. Really? Yeah. Like you

809
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:07,280
put like you fucking cook a Wagyu steak, overcook it. You're like, catch up. Oh,

810
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,280
dude, I think I put it on something like really like it didn't belong on the

811
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:16,280
other day. Like a New York strip. I almost put it on shrimp. No, shrimp. They

812
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:20,280
make cocktail sauce. Yeah. They make cocktail sauce with ketchup. And so I was

813
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:24,280
watching, I was watching good eats. If you ever remember that show at Alton Brown.

814
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:28,280
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the guy who does the scientific shit. Yeah. Yeah.

815
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:32,280
Right. Yeah. He's yeah. He does that shit. And I was watching like how to cook a

816
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:37,280
good lobster and like, he's like, don't boil it like a fucking idiot. He's like,

817
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:42,280
put like water in there and then take a bunch of rocks and like rocks to,

818
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,280
obviously that you cleaned and shit, but put a whole bunch of rocks on there and

819
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,280
put the water basically up to like the rock line and then steam the lobster on

820
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:56,280
top of the rocks. And I'm like, that's a good idea. No, I have some good lobster

821
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:00,280
and main. Yeah. Dude, lobster is so fucking good. Dude, it's good, but it's

822
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,280
like fucking a pain in the ass to eat. It's like you don't get a lot for what it

823
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:09,280
is. If you know anything, really, if you know how to do it, you do it. It's pretty

824
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,280
good. But like if you're like super new to eating lobsters and shit, you don't

825
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:17,280
know how to do it. You're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I mean, I feel like

826
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:21,280
it's much more economical to just get like a tail. I mean the tail. I don't

827
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,280
like the claws are my favorite part. The claws. Yeah. I love the claws. I love

828
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:31,280
like the back meat of it. I don't like the tails. Actually, the tails, the best

829
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:38,280
part. I like the claws. Claws are my favorite. Wow. Um, and then if you break

830
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,280
off their fucking legs and you suck out the fucking meat, oh, that's so good.

831
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:48,280
Yeah. Uh, I feel like crab legs are also a better crabs are good. I like crabs.

832
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,280
Yeah. But the legs are like so much easier to get the meat out of. I mean, if

833
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,280
you all in brown actually like did that, he like he said you cut off the edge of

834
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,280
it with like a pair of like scissors and you take a rolling pin with it and it

835
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:05,280
rolls out the meat so you don't have to suck it out. No shit. Yeah. With crab or

836
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,280
lobster legs. And I'm like, really? I never, I'd been eating lobster for like

837
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:16,280
fucking 20 years now. That's a genius. I was watching a stand up comedian this

838
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:21,280
week and he said, I'm not retarded, but I like trades. No, it was rocks. Yeah.

839
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:26,280
He's just like, I'm not retarded, but I like rocks. I sent that to the group chat.

840
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:33,280
Fucking asshole. I found that fucking asshole. I'm not retarded, but I like

841
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:37,280
rocks. And Joe Rogan's like, do you have rocks in your pocket? He's like, yeah.

842
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,280
And he's just like, just some fucking random comedian. He's just like, I fucking

843
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:48,280
hold them to go to sleep and shit. Oh God. Like that bullshit. Like the what is

844
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:53,280
it? It's like, what do they call that? Yeah. Raky or something. No, it was just

845
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,280
autism for him. He wasn't doing it for religious reasons.

846
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,280
No, he's all tight. Oh, oh.

847
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,280
I got this one. This one's pretty strong. Oh, I get it. It, dude, it feels like

848
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,280
getting dumped in a fucking pool.

849
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:19,280
What do I, I want to do something. I want to do something a little different. I can

850
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:23,280
taste it. Is that yours or is that this one? Oh, that's mine probably. Hit that shit

851
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,280
boy. I know. I'm trying. I want to do something a little different. What do you

852
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:30,280
mean? I don't know. You want to hit all three at the same time? You want to have

853
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:36,280
some paint thinner? No, who did that? Hold on. Who's is this? That's mine. I just

854
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,280
spit it out. Oh, okay. Just spit in a pouch in there. All right. I don't know.

855
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,280
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I want to. You want to combine all three? Oh shit. You

856
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:48,280
want to do something different? No, no. I don't want to do that. Something. How

857
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:55,280
can I make this better? I'll just.

858
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,280
I got to hit the air to him now. Every time someone hits a small.

859
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:15,280
We're going to find out that this shit causes cancer. Oh, fuck me. Why the fuck do

860
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:23,280
we all have brain tumor? Thank you for listening to both. Who are they? The

861
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:29,280
what's called smelling salt segment? All right, Dan, I'm going to show you a

862
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:38,280
picture and you're going to tell me how you make this makes you feel. I'm worried.

863
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,280
How should it make me feel? I don't know. What is that picture? Do you like it?

864
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:51,280
I'm nervous to say, yeah, but I'm worried. I'm concerned. But where did you get

865
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:56,280
that from? Buddy? No, do you think she thought that's a man? Everyone? What? I'd

866
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:02,280
give her one. That's a guy. Okay. How do you feel about this? Oh, man, you got me.

867
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:11,280
I said it. I said it. You know what? She's still hot. You know what I mean? What?

868
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:20,280
It's like it's I wouldn't do it, but you know, it's 99 percent. She's she's

869
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:25,280
attractive. And that one percent she's not. Hey, it's about the rule of nines, right?

870
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:31,280
Yeah, there's dudes out there, you know, with like you're saying it's getting

871
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:37,280
dangerous out there. Well, look, she's hotter. She's hotter than Mike. He she

872
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:44,280
it's it's hotter than like 90 percent of a lot of guys girlfriends. You tell that

873
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:51,280
was a guy before before you saw the I I it was hard. It was hard. You know that I

874
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,280
thought it was this chick.

875
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:02,280
I literally just said smile, you fucking idiot smile. What?

876
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:09,280
Don't look at me like that. What the fuck? Yeah, I thought it was that bitch.

877
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,280
She's pretty hot. I thought it was her. And then I'm like, wait a minute.

878
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:17,280
And I looked at the at the chest and I'm like, wait a minute. Yeah, that was a

879
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:22,280
little strange. That was a little strange. And I was like, wait a minute.

880
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,280
And then I'm like, and then like as soon as he showed me, he's like, how does that

881
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:33,280
make you feel like that's a guy? Yeah, look, you know, listen, femininity is hot.

882
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:37,280
But it's like, yeah, it's like just the face. Absolutely. Yeah.

883
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:46,280
No, I I would I would never because it was like it would be like why do they

884
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:51,280
have a condom on? I don't know. They have a condom on. Yeah.

885
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:59,280
Fuck. That's a condom, dude. No, that's a ball ring. Is it? Yeah.

886
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:07,280
No, that's a condom. That's a ball ring. Is that a condom? It's not around his fucking dick.

887
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:12,280
I mean, it's not around her dick. Whose phone is it? That's one of those.

888
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:20,280
It's a cock ring. That's a cock ring. Well, it's cock ring, but it's around her balls.

889
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:31,280
Look, I would I would never do it because I would I would feel so guilty after I'd be like, you know what I mean?

890
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:35,280
For what? Your masculinity? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I could never I could never.

891
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,280
And I'd be like, what if they I'm going to hell. What if they just wanted you to fuck their ass?

892
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:45,280
They didn't do anything. No, no. How many strippers at my night boos you think have fucking dicks, bro?

893
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:52,280
None. None. No, you're wrong. Precisely zero percent. There's fucking trans strippers. No, no, because you know why?

894
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:58,280
Because it's a full nude strip club, Casey. And the other thing is, is like, that's just that's just like that angle.

895
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:04,280
But they take that shit up. But if you if you saw her from like other angles, you'd be like, that's a dude.

896
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:10,280
You notice she's got like a masculine back or like shoulders. Yeah, it's like that's the thing that you got to check.

897
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:15,280
That's that's an illusion. Like, if you're not real, like if you look at a dude, you're like those dude shoulders.

898
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,280
You would you would know instantly in real life.

899
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:25,280
Also, the way that their legs are shaped. Men have a certain way that their legs are shaped and women have a completely different right.

900
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:35,280
Right. Like women genuinely generally have like a more rounder ass. Men have a more square ass. Yeah. Like but like in like men's legs.

901
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:43,280
Like I have thinner legs, but you can still tell even if they were shade that they are a man's legs because they have like a certain amount of muscle.

902
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:49,280
Right. And like they're I think guys legs are wider, too. And like women's legs are like more like slender. Yeah.

903
01:00:49,280 --> 01:01:05,280
Like men's legs have more muscle on them. Women have more like. I don't know the fact. No, not like fat, but like they're slender or even if it's even if it's like a thicker girl, you can tell because it has like a more like like the shape of them.

904
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:11,280
I guess. Right. Like a man's shape is like muscle muscle muscle. Right. Yeah.

905
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:29,280
But like a woman's shape is like it has like that. Like, you know, the artistic like shape me like I feel like you can never unless you have like hundreds of thousands of dollars of surgery, you can never make a girl or a guy a girl.

906
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:38,280
It just doesn't. It doesn't. Dude, it's like even with like the best surgery. I think the one that's most convincing.

907
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:44,280
Have you ever seen Carmen Carrera? No. All right. Hold on a sec. She was on that show.

908
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:53,280
What is it? Well, paste the link in the picture. No, we won't. No, we won't. Don't look at that picture. It was a picture of a person that looked like a lady.

909
01:01:53,280 --> 01:02:09,280
There's some bottom surgery videos in the description. It was for who for those listeners at home. It was a picture of a of a top part of a person and it looked like they were an attractive young lady and then it went down and they had a cock.

910
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:21,280
That that's what the picture was and they had a ball ring and they had a ball ring, which I thought was a condom. So this is the most convincing example that I've seen.

911
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:31,280
You can still kind of tell, but dude, you really can't know. Look at the look at the facial structure. No, I can tell you can tell. Look at the facial structure. Look at look at the looks like she belongs in the 80s.

912
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:42,280
Hair middle bit looking like the cheekbones look at the cheekbones and look at the jaw. You can kind of tell because it has like this a little bit the stronger cheekbones and the stronger jawline.

913
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:56,280
She looks like fucking Brett Michaels. She does look like Brett Michaels. You're right. Oh my God. She does. You think she does. Yes. Yes. It's Brett Michaels. Oh yeah.

914
01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:13,280
Look up Brett Michaels and then put them side by side. I just thought, oh my God, you're fucking right. I fuck. Those are definitely fake. Yeah, they're fake.

915
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:28,280
But what I'm saying is that that's the most convincing example. And like even you notice like that's probably $200,000 of surgery. Also the shoulders. Even you can find things where you're like women don't have the this part. Right. Right.

916
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:41,280
We're fucking cancel. Yeah, we're not getting canceled. Yeah, we're supporting. I'm not saying like I don't support it. I'm just saying that you can tell. And then and then you see the way that they move and you're like, oh, they carry themselves.

917
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:56,280
They try and do like feminine things. And they can't move like like feminine at all. It's like, yeah. But you know what, Dan, that made my day. You're saying that you I looked good today. You do. You do. I know. I lost. It's noticeable.

918
01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:14,280
Yeah, I lost the last about 15 pounds the last three weeks. I put on some muscle, as you could probably tell. My arms are bigger. My shoulders. I'm looking at it wasn't it wasn't. It's almost the same thing as when you take the glasses off. Yeah. Like, whoa. And it was like that. But you still got the glasses on and I could.

919
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:30,280
Well, double whammy takes the glasses off. Yeah. Yeah. You look good, dude. It's noticeable. Yeah. I also lost a shit ton of weight, too. Nice. Nice. I don't have like the gut poking out anymore. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can definitely tell. Yeah. Nice.

920
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:51,280
The homo got a little homo here. You know, we looked at that picture like we started admiring the body. Dan looks good always his forearms are like fucking like titanic. I get my pull ups every day. You know, because your forearms like I always admire your forearms.

921
01:04:51,280 --> 01:05:20,280
Like your forearms are fucking solid. I feel like I feel like I got some good veins. You do got some good veins. Like, that's the thing. Like, I can't wait till my veins start popping out again because you can see them here. Like, especially in like the red light. You can see the ones that kind of go like around there. Yeah. Like in the shadow. I couldn't see those two weeks ago. Like my knife looking. So tell me about what you've been doing in the gym. I'm training for the CPAT. So doing a lot of stair climbers. I did leg day yesterday.

922
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:48,280
Curls, leg curls, leg extensions, fucking lunges, deadlifts, squat and leg press on the machine. Then I did the sled where like you push the sled and you use your legs. But I use my shoulders and my back and my back, my shoulders, my core and my legs on that one. So it's kind of like a full body thing almost. But that's what I did for leg day today.

923
01:05:48,280 --> 01:06:00,280
After this, I'm probably going to do curls, dumbbell bench, flys with machine, shrugs.

924
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:24,280
Drugs? The fucking one, I always forget what this one's called. Like the one where you go on the bench and you go like that with the dumbbell. Oh yeah, I don't know. But like it works out like the back muscles. Lats. Yeah, lats and shit. Shrugs are more lats. Like it's the fucking like right here. I want to get the fucking bump going again because I used to have the bump going and that looked fucking sick. Yeah.

925
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:38,280
I got to do something for my pecs too. I'm doing the flys on the bench. All right, I'm going to delete this picture now. Did you get that on 4chan? Yeah. Of course you did.

926
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:59,280
I think it was called eternal trap boy femboy slash trap thread. Jesus Christ. Eternal trap slash. No. Is that what a femboy is? A femboy is that. Yeah, femboy is that and a trap is a passing trans guy. No, they're the same thing.

927
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:18,280
Oh, they are? Like a trap is like a passing trans guy, woman, trans woman. Trans thing. But like if you look at it, you're like, wow. Oh yeah. It's all dude. It's all smoke and mirrors. It's like that. What was that movie? Ted.

928
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:32,280
He's like, he's like, I got a problem. I got a disease. He's like, he says, what does Ted say? There's no, there's no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.

929
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:50,280
In Anchorman 2, they're like, you gotta be careful of those, those he she's down by the bay. You know, they got the, they got the chichis, they got the looks, they got the makeup. But then when you go and reach down, you get a little fucking battle of the bulge. If you know what I'm saying.

930
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:57,280
But they might not even have that anymore. Yeah, it's a strange time to be alive. It's fucking.

931
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:06,280
What is that? It's just a soundboard.

932
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:27,280
But like traps is like from anime. Like that was like a thing in like like like hentai, I guess. But like a trap was like a dude that looked or a dude that looked like a lady and an anime, they can make it look exactly like a lady. And then there's like, I'm a boy. It's like what?

933
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,280
Oh my lord.

934
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:46,280
So do you think Mario fucks Peach or do you think Bowser fucks Peach? Dude, I think actually what ends up happening is Mario gets some when he gets to the end. And then he's like, well, I already got it. Now. Now he's got a massive dopamine crash because what does he have now?

935
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:57,280
So now he has to do more fucked up shit. As it goes on. So he probably fucking pays Bowser to fuck Peach and he videotapes it. He gets like a cuckold fetish going on.

936
01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:01,280
What about Zelda and Ganon? You think Ganon or Link gets it?

937
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,280
I don't even know. Like which one's which Zelda?

938
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,280
Link's gay as fuck.

939
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:20,280
Link does look like a fucking femboy. He really does. But like Zelda, the princess, like and Ganon is like a gigachad. Like he's fucking jacked. He's fucking super tall. Fucking. He's probably just like, I'll take care of Zelda for you, Link.

940
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:23,280
I don't know. I don't know which one's which.

941
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:28,280
I'll show you a picture of the most recent iterations of Ganon and Zelda.

942
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:45,280
The iteration.

943
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:55,280
Like this is the most recent iteration of Ganondorf. The main bad guy of the game, if it fucking loads real quick.

944
01:09:55,280 --> 01:10:00,280
There he is. Fuck you, you fucking AIDS blanket. AIDS blanket.

945
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,280
So that's the most recent iteration of Ganon.

946
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,280
Okay.

947
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:08,280
So he's like, shredded, like jacked dude.

948
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:23,280
You know how it goes, how it be sometimes.

949
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,280
Wait, wait, wait. What is this song?

950
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:26,280
I don't know.

951
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:39,280
I got a little dick and I'm not gonna.

952
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:41,280
And I think that was part of, yeah.

953
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,280
And somebody, somebody was playing that song.

954
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,280
Oh really?

955
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,280
Yeah.

956
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:49,280
Does it say something about like sitting on a stick shift?

957
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,280
Yeah.

958
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:56,280
Oh, it just says yeet gay.

959
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,280
Let me see.

960
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,280
All right.

961
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,280
Hold on. I got, I got this coming up too.

962
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,280
What?

963
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:08,280
The last picture.

964
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:13,280
I can't find that.

965
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,280
I can't find that song.

966
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,280
Yeet gay. Where did you find that?

967
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,280
I think it's some sound board.

968
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,280
Some random sound board.

969
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,280
Oh, maybe that's what it was.

970
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,280
But it was just like this rap song that was super gay.

971
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,280
So we got this princess.

972
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,280
Okay.

973
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:34,280
We got this twink.

974
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,280
Yeah.

975
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,280
It's basically what he is.

976
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:41,280
And, uh, our fucking boy, Chad Ganon over here.

977
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,280
Who do you think's actually getting it?

978
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,280
I think, I think.

979
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:48,280
I think it's getting it from him.

980
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,280
She's watching.

981
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:55,280
She gets off on the, on the forced homoeroticism.

982
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,280
He's getting twinked out.

983
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:57,280
Hold on.

984
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,280
There's, there's also another meme with that.

985
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,280
What the fuck, man.

986
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:05,280
Get your ass on by, by who you should got.

987
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:12,280
This is so stupid.

988
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,280
Here's, here's what the internet did to him.

989
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:20,280
Did a, did a, did a fucking dirty to him, you know?

990
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,280
Fucking stop that.

991
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:22,280
Gentlemen.

992
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:26,280
What?

993
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,280
Let's do some head to head, bro.

994
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:31,280
That's what they did to him.

995
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,280
That's, that's, that's Link.

996
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,280
This is what they, Jesus, Mike.

997
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,280
He's almost bangable.

998
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,280
He's almost bangable, yeah.

999
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,280
If I got a little bit lower.

1000
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:45,280
Yeah.

1001
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,280
Without the lowest.

1002
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:49,280
If it went to here, I'd be like, and I didn't know what it was.

1003
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:54,280
I'd be like, I could do something with that.

1004
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,280
Yo, we got a head to head match today.

1005
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,280
All right.

1006
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,280
I want to see who wins.

1007
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,280
What is not retarded fucking Ali Mac here.

1008
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,280
By the way, Ali Mac, no call, no show to this podcast.

1009
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,280
Wow.

1010
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:10,280
Is he okay? Cause at least he has an excuse generally.

1011
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,280
Fuck him.

1012
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,280
Like generally he's like, he comes up with something.

1013
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,280
He's like my goldfish died.

1014
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:19,280
I had to fucking bury my grandma.

1015
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:24,280
You know, I had to fucking eat a hot dog.

1016
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,280
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

1017
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,280
My name's Alex Trebek.

1018
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:29,280
Here with the returning champion.

1019
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,280
Oh, we got a returning champion Dan.

1020
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,280
Fuck yeah.

1021
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,280
Dan the vitamin man.

1022
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,280
We got your two time champion too.

1023
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,280
Tyler.

1024
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,280
Yeah.

1025
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:47,280
All right, gentlemen.

1026
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:48,280
Yeah.

1027
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,280
That's a.

1028
01:13:49,280 --> 01:14:01,280
I don't need a link in my fucking history.

1029
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:04,280
I'm going to be a girlfriend down that.

1030
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,280
What the fuck is this?

1031
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:10,280
I mean, I listen, listen to this episode of podcast.

1032
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:15,280
So the categories today, song of the year.

1033
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:19,280
That's where I give you a song and you have to guess what year it's from.

1034
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:22,280
It's the most popular song of the year.

1035
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:23,280
Okay.

1036
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:29,280
Authors, cardinal directions, potent potables, coffee.

1037
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,280
And who fought in this war?

1038
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,280
What do you mean for that?

1039
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:38,280
You have to tell me who fought in this war.

1040
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:40,280
Country.

1041
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,280
I don't have any caffeine.

1042
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:46,280
I feel like I need some label one or two countries, two countries.

1043
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,280
Well, fucking you got this.

1044
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,280
I need caffeine.

1045
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,280
Oh, I can't play this game without caffeine.

1046
01:14:54,280 --> 01:15:03,280
I don't know if I have any coffee.

1047
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:05,280
Yeah, I don't drink caffeine.

1048
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,280
I would go with you another time.

1049
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,280
Maybe next week.

1050
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:10,280
Yeah.

1051
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:12,280
If I start early enough, cause I do have to go home and finish something.

1052
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:13,280
Maybe next week.

1053
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,280
Unfortunately.

1054
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,280
I'm going to be going every Thursday.

1055
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,280
Danny, you get the first pick.

1056
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:24,280
Potable.

1057
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,280
Of course.

1058
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,280
For 200 liquor used in a Margarita.

1059
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,280
Tequila.

1060
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:30,280
What is tequila?

1061
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,280
I need caffeine.

1062
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,280
Tyler for 200.

1063
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:34,280
Do you want to get some caffeine?

1064
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,280
I mean, I don't, I might have some.

1065
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,280
Cardinal directions.

1066
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,280
Hit that smelling salt, bitch.

1067
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,280
This ain't shit now.

1068
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,280
I don't know.

1069
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,280
I don't know.

1070
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,280
I don't know.

1071
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:47,280
I don't know.

1072
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,280
It's a shit now after those atomic ones.

1073
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,280
Cardinal directions for 200.

1074
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:54,280
Orlando in relation to Miami.

1075
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,280
What is what is north?

1076
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:58,280
What is East?

1077
01:15:58,280 --> 01:15:59,280
North.

1078
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,280
Five for Dan.

1079
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:02,280
I almost said, no,

1080
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:06,280
Dan's pick.

1081
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,280
Pum puddles.

1082
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,280
For 400.

1083
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,280
This drug is also known as Tina.

1084
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:12,280
What?

1085
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,280
What? What?

1086
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,520
Tina? What is? What is crack?

1087
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:20,360
What is Molly?

1088
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,800
Some of that Tina, some Tina.

1089
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,120
What is cocaine?

1090
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,840
Tina, what the fuck?

1091
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:33,640
I think I heard it in rap songs.

1092
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:35,640
What is meth?

1093
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:39,360
Oh, I've never heard it called that my entire life.

1094
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:42,680
I didn't either until I saw a patient say that.

1095
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:47,840
Dance big.

1096
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:54,600
But were the other ones song or song of the year song of the year?

1097
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:55,840
Let's just try to do that.

1098
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:56,840
Yeah.

1099
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:58,160
What year is this from?

1100
01:16:58,160 --> 01:16:59,600
Somebody that I used to know.

1101
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:03,080
What is 2010 to somebody that I used to know?

1102
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:04,320
What is 2012?

1103
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:09,320
Oh, yes.

1104
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:18,800
Song of the year authors, cardinal directions, potent potable.

1105
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,600
What was the author one?

1106
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,760
Authors. Potable.

1107
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:23,800
Let's wear that one out.

1108
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:27,200
Potable 600 generic name for Xanax.

1109
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:35,760
What is Laura has a Pam. Oh, God.

1110
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,800
Hold on a sec. Hold on a sec.

1111
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:39,040
What is?

1112
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:45,880
God, I should know this.

1113
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,880
I look it up all the time.

1114
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:50,080
You look up Xanax all the time on Google.

1115
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:51,880
No, for my job.

1116
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:52,880
What is bars?

1117
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:54,120
No, don't give us.

1118
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:56,160
You got to max out the time.

1119
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:58,280
There's already maxed out time.

1120
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,360
There is a time limit on this.

1121
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,360
You get one more.

1122
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,360
Yes.

1123
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,360
Okay.

1124
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:05,360
You get one more.

1125
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,360
No, no.

1126
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:07,360
One more.

1127
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:08,360
You can't max out the time.

1128
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,360
That's not fair.

1129
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,360
Alex, what do you think?

1130
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:11,360
Time's up.

1131
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,360
I don't know.

1132
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,360
You want to guess again?

1133
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,360
Time's up.

1134
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,360
No, the time's not up.

1135
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,360
Think about it.

1136
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:17,360
Think about it, Dan.

1137
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,360
Well, why don't you think about it?

1138
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,360
Because I don't fucking know.

1139
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:28,360
I see the wheels turning in your head.

1140
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:29,360
Fuck, dude.

1141
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,360
I like I should already beeped it.

1142
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:32,360
So what do you get?

1143
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,360
A prasal.

1144
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:36,360
I wasn't going to get that actually.

1145
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:39,360
Dan's pick.

1146
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:46,360
What's the direction on cardinal directions for 400 Charleston is the capital of this Virginia.

1147
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,360
What is West Virginia?

1148
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:50,360
Oh, this Virginia.

1149
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,360
I'm like, what is this Virginia?

1150
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:54,360
That's Tyler.

1151
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:57,360
What's the author one authors?

1152
01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,360
Basically what author wrote the book?

1153
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,360
The novel.

1154
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:05,360
What are the other ones?

1155
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:10,360
Song of the year authors, cardinal directions, potent potable coffee.

1156
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:12,360
And who fought in this war?

1157
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,360
Who fought in this war?

1158
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,360
For 200.

1159
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:15,360
100 years war.

1160
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,360
What is the British and the French?

1161
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:20,360
You have to say both.

1162
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,360
Yes.

1163
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,360
Oh, damn.

1164
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,360
I'm not going to get that one.

1165
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:27,360
Let's do wars for four.

1166
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:30,360
For four Spanish American war.

1167
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,360
What is the French?

1168
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:37,360
I threw that one in there for fun.

1169
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,360
Who got that?

1170
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,360
You did.

1171
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,360
No, the British also fought in it.

1172
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,360
So the Native Americans coffee.

1173
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:47,360
Look it up.

1174
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,360
The French, the British, the Americans and the Native Americans all fought in that war.

1175
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:51,360
So we've got it right.

1176
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,360
The two main sides of the war.

1177
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:57,360
No, I for coffee for 200.

1178
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:00,360
I'm fucking protesting that one.

1179
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,360
Plain under protest.

1180
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:05,360
This drink is made of steamed milk and espresso on the bottom.

1181
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:06,360
What is the frappuccino?

1182
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,360
Yeah.

1183
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:08,360
Latte.

1184
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,360
Damn.

1185
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:12,360
God damn war.

1186
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,360
For 600 Persian Gulf War.

1187
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:20,360
What is Mexico and America?

1188
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,360
Persian Gulf.

1189
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:28,360
What is America?

1190
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:29,360
Where is Persia?

1191
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,360
And Persia.

1192
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,360
Who is the United States and Serbia?

1193
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:37,360
No.

1194
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,360
The Persian Gulf.

1195
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,360
Who is the United States and Iran?

1196
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:43,360
Time.

1197
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,360
The United States and Iraq.

1198
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:47,360
Oh, fuck my ass.

1199
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,360
Fuck Iraq.

1200
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:49,360
Fuck Iraq.

1201
01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:52,360
I thought that was the Iraq War.

1202
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,360
War.

1203
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:54,360
For 800.

1204
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:59,360
You got 1000.

1205
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,360
$200.

1206
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,360
$200.

1207
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:02,360
$200.

1208
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:07,360
The War of 1812.

1209
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:11,360
What is the French and the Americans and the Native Americans?

1210
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:15,360
The War of 1812 was Britain and America.

1211
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,360
Oh, right.

1212
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,360
Fuck.

1213
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:19,360
I was thinking of the French and Indian War.

1214
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,360
Yep.

1215
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,360
Back down to 800, Tyler.

1216
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:22,360
Kill yourself, Casey.

1217
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,360
Your pick.

1218
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:24,360
War.

1219
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,360
For 1000.

1220
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,360
The French and Indian War.

1221
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:31,360
What is the French and the British?

1222
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,360
Yep.

1223
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:34,360
1000 points.

1224
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,360
Okay.

1225
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,360
Cardinal direction.

1226
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,360
For 600.

1227
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:43,360
One of the oceans has this direction in its name.

1228
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,360
What is the South Pacific?

1229
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,360
Wait, what did you say?

1230
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:51,360
One of the oceans has this direction in its name.

1231
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:55,360
What is the Northern Sea?

1232
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:59,360
One of the oceans has this direction in its name.

1233
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:03,360
What is the North Atlantic?

1234
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,360
Say it again.

1235
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,360
One of these directions.

1236
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:09,360
One of these oceans has this direction in its name.

1237
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:11,360
What is North?

1238
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,360
The South.

1239
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,360
Yes.

1240
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,360
That doesn't count.

1241
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:20,360
You can't just say, what is South?

1242
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:21,360
It was South.

1243
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:22,360
What was the fucking ocean?

1244
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:23,360
There's not enough information there.

1245
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:24,360
The Southern Ocean.

1246
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:26,360
There's not the Southern Ocean.

1247
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:27,360
It has the South.

1248
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:28,360
Yes, there is.

1249
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,360
What is it?

1250
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:30,360
Australia.

1251
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,360
It's called the Southern Ocean?

1252
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:32,360
Yep.

1253
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:35,360
That's no, it's not just called the Southern Ocean.

1254
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,360
Look that up.

1255
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,360
Southern Ocean.

1256
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,360
Yeah, no, it's an ocean.

1257
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:44,360
That's not a real ocean.

1258
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:45,360
Dance bag.

1259
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:46,360
Coffee.

1260
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,360
Coffee.

1261
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:50,360
Are you ready, Tyler?

1262
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:52,360
No, looking at the Southern Ocean.

1263
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,360
What is Arabica?

1264
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,360
Are you fucking kidding me?

1265
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,360
It's real.

1266
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,360
I've never heard of it.

1267
01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,360
I've never heard of the Southern Ocean.

1268
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,360
For 400, an upside down latte.

1269
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:05,360
What is a cappuccino?

1270
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:09,360
An upside down latte.

1271
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:14,360
What is an upside down latte?

1272
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,360
I don't know.

1273
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:19,360
What is a macchia?

1274
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,360
Oh God.

1275
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,360
Who fucking knows that shit?

1276
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,360
Tyler's pick.

1277
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:25,360
There's no dance bag.

1278
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:26,360
Yeah, it's dance because of that.

1279
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:27,360
Coffee.

1280
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,360
Southern Ocean for 600.

1281
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,360
You got 1400.

1282
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:33,360
What is Africa?

1283
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:34,360
No, wait.

1284
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:38,360
You got 1400 to risk.

1285
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:39,360
1400?

1286
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:43,360
I'll risk 200.

1287
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:44,360
Only 200?

1288
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:45,360
Yes.

1289
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,360
Alright, espresso mixed with hot water.

1290
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,360
What about it?

1291
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:51,360
What's the name of the drink?

1292
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:55,360
Espresso mixed with hot water is a...

1293
01:23:55,360 --> 01:24:02,360
Hold on a sec.

1294
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:05,360
Espresso mixed with hot water.

1295
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:09,360
God, I fucking...

1296
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:11,360
I used to get one all the fucking time.

1297
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:15,360
Can I look at my Starbucks app?

1298
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,360
Hold on.

1299
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:17,360
Don't tie me up.

1300
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:18,360
Let me think.

1301
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:22,360
What the fuck is that called?

1302
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:25,360
Espresso made with hot water.

1303
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:37,360
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, ding.

1304
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,360
I don't know.

1305
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:40,360
That was Americana.

1306
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:41,360
Americana!

1307
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:42,360
God damn!

1308
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,360
I'm taking a leak!

1309
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,360
God damn!

1310
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:48,360
I used to get one all the fucking time, dude.

1311
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,360
Americana?

1312
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:50,360
Americana.

1313
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:55,360
I used to do it, like honestly if I pulled up my Starbucks app, it'd be like, it'll say,

1314
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:57,360
do you want an Americana?

1315
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,360
Dan's picking it.

1316
01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,360
God damn.

1317
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:01,360
I'm done with this fucking coffee bullshit.

1318
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:02,360
Give me the directions.

1319
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:06,360
For 800, Panama is in this America.

1320
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:09,360
What is South?

1321
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:10,360
Oh.

1322
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,360
What is Middle America?

1323
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:16,360
Panama is in this America.

1324
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,360
What is North America?

1325
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,360
North America.

1326
01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:22,360
We both said it at the same time.

1327
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:23,360
Half and half.

1328
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:24,360
Half and half.

1329
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:25,360
Yeah, split and half.

1330
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:26,360
Split and half?

1331
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:27,360
Split and half.

1332
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,360
2200 and Dan has 1600.

1333
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:31,360
Oh, ouch!

1334
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,360
Dan, you can do it.

1335
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:37,360
Yeah, you can do it.

1336
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:39,360
I got no shit.

1337
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:40,360
Directions.

1338
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:44,360
For 1000, Laos is in this portion of Asia.

1339
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:45,360
What is Central?

1340
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:46,360
What is Central Asia?

1341
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,360
South Asia.

1342
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:48,360
What is North Asia?

1343
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:49,360
What is North Asia?

1344
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,360
What is West Asia?

1345
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:51,360
What is East Asia?

1346
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:52,360
What is North Asia?

1347
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:53,360
Say the question again.

1348
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:54,360
Say the question again.

1349
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:55,360
What is West Asia?

1350
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:56,360
Laos is in this portion of Asia.

1351
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:57,360
I said East Asia.

1352
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,360
What is China?

1353
01:25:58,360 --> 01:25:59,360
We said all the directions, Casey.

1354
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,360
What is Korea?

1355
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,360
What is South Korea?

1356
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:02,360
North Korea.

1357
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,360
What is North?

1358
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:04,360
What is South?

1359
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,360
That would be Southeast.

1360
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,360
Oh, you motherfuckers.

1361
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,360
Tata, you fucking wits.

1362
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:10,360
North Korea.

1363
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,360
What is North?

1364
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:12,360
What is South?

1365
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:13,360
That would be Southeast.

1366
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,360
I said, oh you motherfuckers.

1367
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:15,360
That's how you fucking guess.

1368
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:16,360
Never heard of Southeast Asia?

1369
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:17,360
You are a fucking asshole.

1370
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:18,360
Nobody lives there.

1371
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:19,360
You raped babies, Kasey.

1372
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:20,360
Pick anyone.

1373
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,360
Just pick one.

1374
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:22,360
You fucking raped babies.

1375
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:23,360
You got Song of the Year, Authors.

1376
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:24,360
Song of the Year.

1377
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:25,360
Alright, 400.

1378
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,360
Gangsters Paradise.

1379
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,360
What is 1998?

1380
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,360
What is 1995?

1381
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:29,360
Ooh, 1995.

1382
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:30,360
Yes!

1383
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:31,360
Oh yeah.

1384
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,360
Oh, yeah.

1385
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:33,360
Oh, yeah.

1386
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,360
Oh, yeah.

1387
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:35,360
Oh, yeah.

1388
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:36,360
Oh, yeah.

1389
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:37,360
Oh, yeah.

1390
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,360
Oh, yeah.

1391
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,360
I wasn't alive.

1392
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,360
Damn thing.

1393
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:45,360
Let's do that one again.

1394
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:46,360
600.

1395
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:47,680
Old Town Road.

1396
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:48,680
What is 2020?

1397
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:49,680
What is 2021?

1398
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:50,680
What is 2018?

1399
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:51,680
What is 2022?

1400
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:52,680
2017.

1401
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:53,680
2019.

1402
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:54,680
2019.

1403
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:55,680
Oh, damn.

1404
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:56,680
Ah, fuck.

1405
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,680
It was in 2019, really?

1406
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:58,680
Yeah.

1407
01:26:58,680 --> 01:26:59,680
No shit.

1408
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,680
Oh, yeah.

1409
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:01,680
Oh, yeah.

1410
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:02,680
Oh, yeah.

1411
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:03,680
Oh, yeah.

1412
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:04,680
Oh, yeah.

1413
01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:05,680
Oh, yeah.

1414
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:06,680
Oh, yeah.

1415
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,680
Oh, yeah.

1416
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:08,680
Oh, yeah.

1417
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:09,680
Oh, yeah.

1418
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:10,680
No shit.

1419
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:11,680
I thought it was more recent than that.

1420
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,680
Let's wear this one out.

1421
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,400
What do we got left?

1422
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,400
Song of the Year.

1423
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,400
Authors.

1424
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,400
Cardinal directions.

1425
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:18,400
Potent portables.

1426
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,400
Coffee.

1427
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:20,400
Oh, no.

1428
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,400
There's no cardinal directions.

1429
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:22,400
Oh, fucking.

1430
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:25,400
Let's finish this out, I guess.

1431
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,400
800.

1432
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,400
Thrift Shop.

1433
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,400
What is 2017?

1434
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:29,400
What is 2016?

1435
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:30,400
Thrift Shop.

1436
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,400
What is 2015?

1437
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:37,920
2008.

1438
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,920
2014.

1439
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,920
2007.

1440
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:46,920
2013.

1441
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:47,920
2006.

1442
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:48,920
Oh, you got 2013.

1443
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:49,920
Oh, damn.

1444
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:50,920
God damn.

1445
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:51,920
That's old, man.

1446
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:52,920
I didn't realize that.

1447
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:53,920
That's crazy.

1448
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:54,920
Tyler's back.

1449
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:55,920
Tyler Rood's fucking.

1450
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:56,920
What's the.

1451
01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:57,920
Let's finish out the music one.

1452
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:58,920
In the club.

1453
01:27:58,920 --> 01:27:59,920
Oh, what is 2005?

1454
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:01,560
2003.

1455
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:05,000
What is 2000?

1456
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,560
2003.

1457
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:10,400
Oh, God damn.

1458
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:14,120
I wish I had something like that.

1459
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:17,120
Back in the club.

1460
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:18,120
Tyler.

1461
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:19,120
Potent portables.

1462
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:21,440
Finish that out.

1463
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:22,440
For 800.

1464
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,920
Oh, I didn't even know that.

1465
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:26,080
Also known as synthetic marijuana.

1466
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,080
What is K2?

1467
01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:28,080
God damn.

1468
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:31,360
Let's go for a thousand.

1469
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:32,360
God damn it.

1470
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:33,360
Let me get a.

1471
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:34,360
Okay, that's a good little.

1472
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:35,360
Here we go, Dan.

1473
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:39,160
Active ingredient in magic mushrooms.

1474
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:40,160
What is a psoriasis?

1475
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:41,160
psoriasis.

1476
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,160
I fucking had it.

1477
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,160
I couldn't fucking pronounce it.

1478
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,160
What is psoriasis?

1479
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:45,160
Dan's big.

1480
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:46,160
Just pick one.

1481
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:47,160
Authors or coffee.

1482
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,160
Two authors.

1483
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,160
Fucking coffee.

1484
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,160
He's fucking me lately.

1485
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,160
I'm so sorry.

1486
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:52,160
I'm so sorry.

1487
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,160
I'm so sorry.

1488
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:54,160
I'm so sorry.

1489
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:55,160
I'm so sorry.

1490
01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:56,160
I'm so sorry.

1491
01:28:56,160 --> 01:28:57,160
I'm so sorry.

1492
01:28:57,160 --> 01:28:58,160
He's fucking me lately.

1493
01:28:58,160 --> 01:29:00,160
Yeah, let's just do coffee.

1494
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,160
Fuck it.

1495
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:03,960
800 made with espresso and milk froth.

1496
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:04,960
God damn.

1497
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:09,760
This is just like different combinations of milk and coffee and water.

1498
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,760
What is a frappuccino?

1499
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:14,760
What is a frappe?

1500
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:19,760
What is a cold foam?

1501
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:22,760
I don't know.

1502
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:25,760
What is some gay shit?

1503
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,360
I thought I would like that category.

1504
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:30,360
I fucking hate it.

1505
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:31,360
Dan's big.

1506
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:32,360
What is black coffee?

1507
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:33,360
Fucked me.

1508
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:34,360
Just pick one.

1509
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:35,360
Authors or coffee.

1510
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:36,360
Just finish out coffee.

1511
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:37,360
We're not going to get these.

1512
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:38,360
Fuck coffee.

1513
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:41,360
You're going to do coffee?

1514
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:42,360
Yes.

1515
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:45,360
A double shot of espresso.

1516
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:48,360
Is called a deuce.

1517
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:49,360
Twin?

1518
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:52,360
You're not going to get those.

1519
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:53,360
It's called a dopio.

1520
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:54,360
A dopio?

1521
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:57,360
I've heard that bullshit.

1522
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:59,360
All right, Dan's pick.

1523
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,360
Authors for 200.

1524
01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:04,360
To kill a mockingbird.

1525
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,360
F Scott Fitzgerald.

1526
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,360
What is F Scott Fitzgerald?

1527
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:10,360
What is?

1528
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:11,360
I have no idea.

1529
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,360
I fucking.

1530
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:13,360
Oh my God.

1531
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:15,360
I have no idea.

1532
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,360
Oh my Lord.

1533
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:17,360
I have no idea.

1534
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:19,360
That'd be Harper Lee.

1535
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:20,360
Oh yeah.

1536
01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:22,360
Fuck that guy.

1537
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:23,360
Dan's pick.

1538
01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:24,360
Good book.

1539
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:27,360
Just keep going down the fucking thing.

1540
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:28,360
1984.

1541
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:29,360
What is George Orwell?

1542
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:30,360
Oh damn.

1543
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:31,360
Next one.

1544
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:36,360
I just, I didn't know that we were still in that category.

1545
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,360
So 1984 what?

1546
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:40,360
The catcher and the rye.

1547
01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:43,360
What is F Scott Fitzgerald?

1548
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:46,360
No.

1549
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:47,360
What is Thomas Wayne?

1550
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:48,360
Thomas Twain.

1551
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,360
Mark Twain.

1552
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,360
Oh my God.

1553
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:51,360
That'd be JD Salinger.

1554
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:54,360
I wouldn't have got that.

1555
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,360
Authors.

1556
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:56,360
300.

1557
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:57,360
$200.

1558
01:30:57,360 --> 01:30:58,360
Oh shit.

1559
01:30:58,360 --> 01:30:59,360
$200?

1560
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:00,360
Yes.

1561
01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:01,360
All right.

1562
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:06,120
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

1563
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:07,360
What is Mark Twain?

1564
01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:08,360
Damn dude.

1565
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:09,360
Oh shit.

1566
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,360
Fuck.

1567
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:11,360
I'm out.

1568
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,360
We're good.

1569
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:13,360
I'm done.

1570
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:14,360
Last one.

1571
01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:15,360
Last one.

1572
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,360
The last one for a thousand.

1573
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:21,120
The Shawshank Redemption.

1574
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,120
Some guy.

1575
01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,120
I have no idea.

1576
01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:27,120
No, I don't know that one either.

1577
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:28,120
What is Stephen King?

1578
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,120
Oh, he wrote that.

1579
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:31,120
I didn't know he wrote that.

1580
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,120
Oh my Lord.

1581
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,120
That was bad.

1582
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:36,120
Go to Final Jeopardy.

1583
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:37,120
6,000.

1584
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:40,120
Dan has 3000.

1585
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:48,000
Dan, I think you got a better than all of them.

1586
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,120
The category is the Cold War.

1587
01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:51,120
Oh God.

1588
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,120
Oh, sick.

1589
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:55,120
You got to wager out boy.

1590
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:58,120
Texting my wager.

1591
01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:04,120
And then I'm texting my answer.

1592
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:11,120
Wait, I didn't ask the question yet.

1593
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:12,120
I know.

1594
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:13,120
That's your answer?

1595
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:14,120
No, no, no.

1596
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,120
You sent the Soviet Union.

1597
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:16,120
The Soviet Union.

1598
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,120
All right.

1599
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:18,120
What's your answer?

1600
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:20,120
The Soviet Union.

1601
01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:21,120
What's the question?

1602
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:22,120
Tyler, you're not allowed to.

1603
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,120
Yes, you are.

1604
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:24,120
Okay.

1605
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:25,120
What?

1606
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:26,120
Don't worry about it.

1607
01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:27,120
All right.

1608
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:38,120
The question code name for the failed invasion of Cuba by the US in 1961.

1609
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:45,120
All right.

1610
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:49,120
Tyler said the Bay of Pigs.

1611
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:50,120
That's correct.

1612
01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:51,120
I win $0.

1613
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:52,120
Tyler bet $0.

1614
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:55,120
Dan said, what is the Bay of Pigs?

1615
01:32:55,120 --> 01:33:00,120
And he bet $3,000.

1616
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:01,120
So we tied.

1617
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,120
Oh my God.

1618
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:03,120
Oh shit.

1619
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:04,120
Tiebreaker.

1620
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:05,120
Oh, a tiebreaker?

1621
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:06,120
Yeah.

1622
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:07,120
I should have been a dollar.

1623
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:08,120
Oh shit.

1624
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:09,120
I fucked it up.

1625
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,120
I should have been a dollar.

1626
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,120
You did that on purpose.

1627
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,120
All right.

1628
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:15,120
I wasn't confident.

1629
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,120
All right.

1630
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:25,720
For a tiebreaker, you both got $6,000, so you got to wager again.

1631
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:26,720
We're not wagering.

1632
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:27,720
Just whoever wagers.

1633
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:28,720
Yeah.

1634
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:29,720
Just pick one.

1635
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:30,720
All right.

1636
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:31,720
Okay.

1637
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:35,080
Here we go.

1638
01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:36,880
Which animal?

1639
01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:37,880
This animal can be seen.

1640
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,160
What is the plan, boss?

1641
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:42,320
This animal can be seen on the Porsche logo.

1642
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:43,320
What is a horse?

1643
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:44,320
Oh, dad with the wood.

1644
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:45,320
No.

1645
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:46,320
That's not fair though.

1646
01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:47,320
That's not fair because I.

1647
01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:48,320
You have a Porsche.

1648
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:49,320
No, because I'm in the cars.

1649
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:50,320
I saw mine.

1650
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:51,320
I was going to say wood.

1651
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:52,320
Not a fair question.

1652
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,320
That is a fair question.

1653
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,320
No.

1654
01:33:54,320 --> 01:33:55,320
Dad wins.

1655
01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:56,320
I didn't win.

1656
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:57,320
Tyler won.

1657
01:33:57,320 --> 01:33:58,320
How do I win?

1658
01:33:58,320 --> 01:33:59,320
You got the right answer, bro.

1659
01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:00,320
You got more right answers in the entire game.

1660
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:01,320
I didn't really win.

1661
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:02,320
I'm going to win.

1662
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:03,320
I'm going to win.

1663
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:04,320
I'm going to win.

1664
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:05,320
I'm going to win.

1665
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:06,320
I'm going to win.

1666
01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,320
I'm going to win.

1667
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:08,320
I'm going to win.

1668
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:09,320
You're not going to win.

1669
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:10,320
You're going to win.

1670
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:11,320
I won.

1671
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:12,320
Dan wins.

1672
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:13,320
That doesn't count.

1673
01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:15,840
You fucking got 10 questions right in my world.

1674
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:17,940
You should have bet $1, you asshole.

1675
01:34:17,940 --> 01:34:20,340
I'm no wager.

1676
01:34:20,340 --> 01:34:23,400
Bro, you could have won if you bet $1.

1677
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:24,760
Actually, let me see if you can actually.

1678
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,000
Can you no wager in the final definite?

1679
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:28,000
I don't think so.

1680
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,000
You did.

1681
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:30,000
Tyler really won.

1682
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,000
Tyler really won, bro.

1683
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:32,080
Now, Dad, you got the Cinderella story.

1684
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:33,080
What's that?

1685
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:40,040
Now that you gotta do the Cinderella story, what's that you got a cinder the Cinderella story come back. Oh, yeah

1686
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:42,400
I'm still gonna do the smiling salt

1687
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:47,000
Oh, you can't

1688
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:05,400
Nobody's behind by 3000

1689
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:13,760
I bet $5 so I won there we go. Oh my lord

1690
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:24,080
All right, you want to take a break and maybe we'll come back and I'll fix the echo

1691
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:26,080
Oh, is there an echo?

1692
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:30,080
Maybe we'll start maybe we'll end it. Maybe we won't we'll see all right

1693
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,480
What time is it?

1694
01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:35,880
12 30 that's probably I

1695
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:38,680
Don't know I guess we'll see

1696
01:35:38,680 --> 01:36:06,600
Either come back for an ending or come back for some more. All right

1697
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:10,680
Oh

1698
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:16,680
Let's fucking go say yours lying

1699
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,400
Say your fucking ending line, let's get out of here

1700
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:27,600
You got anything else now, no, no, I'm good. All right

1701
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:37,200
All right. Well, thanks for listening and like us on Facebook and Twitter check the email you said we're gonna check it last week

1702
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:39,880
Yeah, I did check it. I'm gonna get a

1703
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:43,040
Kill yourself

1704
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:46,640
Email us with your tits again if you're 18 or above

1705
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:50,120
And as always be kind to yourself any

1706
01:36:55,400 --> 01:37:00,160
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

1707
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:06,360
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot you?

1708
01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:09,840
Think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

1709
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:20,560
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb

1710
01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:25,520
Episode

1711
01:37:25,520 --> 01:37:27,520
Here

1712
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,560
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

1713
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:35,440
They're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese

1714
01:37:38,360 --> 01:37:45,080
Somewhere in China, right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall

1715
01:37:48,960 --> 01:37:52,520
Super soldiers then they are extra terrestrial they are aliens

1716
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:54,520
I

1717
01:37:54,520 --> 01:37:56,520
Do not know

1718
01:37:56,520 --> 01:38:03,520
Oh my god

1719
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:11,520
Oh my god

1720
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:26,020
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

1721
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:31,200
Nothing, they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has

1722
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,200
taken it to the next level with the birds

1723
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:52,200
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

1724
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:58,200
You can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology takes me down to silicon bios

1725
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:01,200
Which by the way big brother is the overlord

1726
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:30,200
Oh

1727
01:39:39,200 --> 01:39:47,200
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay. Look it up. Look it up

1728
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,200
He said that he was doing this shit

1729
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:53,200
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm

1730
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:55,200
He says that he was doing it just to survive

1731
01:39:55,200 --> 01:39:59,200
But he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit

1732
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,200
George Soros is the fucking devil

1733
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:04,200
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit

1734
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:06,200
George Soros is fucking evil

1735
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:08,200
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

1736
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:10,200
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit

1737
01:40:10,200 --> 01:40:12,200
Just don't fucking get it

1738
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:16,200
Everybody's like, no Donald Trump is the fucking worst person out there

1739
01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:18,200
Fuck Trump right? Fuck Trump

1740
01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:20,200
He's not the actual fucking leader

1741
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:23,200
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk

1742
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:25,200
Everyone out there

1743
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,200
Everybody's like

1744
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:29,200
Everybody's like

1745
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,200
Elon Musk is so cool

1746
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:33,200
He made like a place for himself

1747
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:35,200
The actual government is trying

1748
01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:39,200
The actual new government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis

1749
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,200
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it

1750
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:44,200
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires

1751
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:54,200
The paid fucking boss