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Yeah, welcome to Unpedal Podcast, bitch.
39?
Episode 39.
Whoa!
39, we're gonna run out of animal juice.
So we got triple X, one X.
Triple X, I X is the episode.
Oh, you're do...
Are you talking about ramen noodles?
Hey, ramen noodles.
Ramen noodles fucking piss me off.
Why do they piss you off?
Just use fucking numbers, bro.
It's not that hard.
Fuck you.
Why is... why do they piss you off?
I don't know.
I just... I just want people to use numbers, bro.
Fuck you.
What's going on this week, Tyler?
You know, doing God's work, as always.
You're training up, bro?
I'm training up.
I'm going to the gym.
Fucking getting these gains.
Oh shit, you pump an iron?
I'll pump an iron, doing everything, brother.
And you started going back to the gym.
Yeah.
You didn't go to the gym before that, did you?
No, I was... I mean, I used to be a gym rat when I was like 19 years old.
Then I got into a relationship and I stopped going to the gym.
Yeah.
But I...
I remember a gym rat, but I went to Planet Fatness a few times.
Yeah.
I like going to 24-hour gyms because I just like going at any time that I want.
I also like going at night when no one else is there because I just feel better when there's no one else there.
It's not that like I'm embarrassed.
It's just that all the machines and shit are open at like midnight.
Who goes to the fucking gym at 4 a.m.?
Me.
At 3 a.m.
Me.
If you're asking that question, the answer's me.
But yeah, I've been hitting the gym again, getting stronger.
Lost about 10 pounds over the last two weeks.
It's probably unhealthy.
That's not healthy.
But...
Yeah.
Yeah, you look like you lost weight.
It's not healthy to lose 10 pounds in two weeks.
Yeah.
Most of it probably is water weight.
Yeah, probably.
I mean, I started eating better and shit too.
I drink only water now.
I went on the keto diet.
Keto sucks.
Yeah, it does.
Keto doesn't really...
It doesn't really do anything.
It does.
I lost weight, but then...
Like you lose weight because your body's like, what the fuck are you doing?
It's like abdominal pain.
Yeah, because your body's like, I need sustenance.
Well, it has fucking fat, has meat, protein.
It doesn't have carbs.
You get those carb cravings.
Dude, carbs are a good thing if you get the right amount of carbs.
Damn would be perfect for this conversation.
Dan's a fitness guy.
I know.
I did keto for three months.
We'll circle back to keto when Dan gets here.
All right?
Yeah, we'll put a pin in that.
But yeah, I've been working out, been doing a lot of stuff, doing a lot of stair climbing.
It's fucking brutal.
I actually figured out that I have asthma.
I never realized I had asthma until recently.
No, you're just smoking too much.
No, I don't smoke anymore.
Yeah, it might exacerbate the asthma.
Because I used to have asthma, like real bad when I was a kid.
And then I quote unquote grew out of it.
But isn't it true that you never actually grow out of asthma?
Yeah, in a way, kind of.
I had asthma as a kid.
I don't really have it anymore.
Yeah, but I need like a fucking puffer when I work out and shit now.
How are you going to do the fucking?
Take like two hits beforehand.
Oh, yeah.
You're like, what's in that fucking inhaler, bro?
You're like nothing.
It's crack.
It's a fucking dab inhaler.
It's a fucking freestyle inhaler.
Yeah, but I'm taking, I'm going to start taking Dan's vitamin B pills.
Those help.
When I worked out with those, I felt fucking fantastic.
I'll fucking go to the gym with you sometime.
Bro, I go at nights, Wednesday, Thursday, Fridays, and Sundays I try to go during the day sometime.
But Fridays you can't go at night.
The latest is open until on Fridays eight.
So.
Bro, you know how people do the stair climbers like for the World Trade Center?
Yeah, it's brutal.
How many floors is that?
I think it's a hundred and ten.
Let me look that up.
World Trade Center.
Bro.
Stair.
Fucking what George Bush did to those firefighters is unreal.
Except Joseph Pfeiffer.
It's a hundred and ten stories.
I was right.
Imagine being on the top floor of the World Trade Center.
That would suck.
That would really suck.
Like, oh shit.
That would suck.
So here's a story.
Florida's new standards for teaching black history spark outrage.
Oh, do they?
What do you think?
I think the Florida Board of Education approved a new set of standards for how black history should be taught in state public schools.
Sparking criticism for education and civil rights advocates who said students should be allowed to learn the full truth of American history.
It's not already taught, though, like the full truth of American history.
Kinda, I guess.
Hmm.
Ron DeSantis, Governor Ron DeSantis, it barred anyone privileged or oppressed based on their race or skin color.
DeSantis used this fight against wokeness to boost his national profile amid a national discussion about racism and history should be taught in schools.
Excuse me.
I don't really know the whole like thing with that.
Like, I don't know too much about the things that he's talking about.
I'd have to see like the actual bill to like actually like kind of talk about that.
Like, just in general, I don't think that we're doing too bad with history and shit.
You think evolution should be taught in schools?
Evolution, Catholicism is not like they're like the whole thing with like, oh, if you're if you're a religious person, you can't believe in evolution.
I don't believe that's true.
I feel like, and I say this a lot, I feel like science and history is a way to explain God's creation type thing.
I also think that the like this the seven days is more of a metaphor in the Bible, you know, for instead of being like seven days, it could be like seven million years type thing or something along those lines.
But I think I think a lot of the Old Testament is metaphorical.
And I think the New Testament is more literal because Jesus was actually there in the Old Testament.
It's a lot of really old text that's been rewritten and rewritten over time.
And I think the New Testament is true, but the old one is false.
It's not false.
I'm just saying it's more instead of being a instead of being like literal, it's more metaphorical for the Old Testament when the New Testament is more literal than metaphorical, you know, because I feel like the Old Testament has a lot of like parables kind of things.
Like, you know, when it's like telling you things with that parable parables, that award.
Yeah, it's a word.
Look it up.
How do you spell that?
P a r b i l e s.
A simple story is to illustrate a moral spiritual lesson.
We can't you using big words.
I'm actually kind of smart.
I just don't act like it.
We're actually smart.
It's just like like a fucking retard.
That's true.
I mean, you've seen in jeopardy and fucking millionaire.
I answer questions pretty well.
Yeah, bro, like I'm not.
I'm not completely retarded.
I just act like it.
Can I say retarded?
No, it's twenty twenty three.
You can't say it now.
What about a yeah?
I'm not gonna grow, but oh shit, two box killer.
They issued a search for Warren for his house.
Yeah, it's all that, but they found who his killer was.
I think they have like ideas.
I think they've always had ideas who two box killer was.
Oh shit.
Las Vegas PD reveals evidence sees from the Compton Kingpin.
They seize over a dozen items from a home to the self proclaimed Compton
Kingpin, who has said I said for years he was in the car when rapper
to box core was gunned down.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
Paint thinner over here.
Hold on.
We'll be back.
It's on.
Great song.
I use this in a project for an aviation science class back in the day in
college.
Oh, yeah.
And the professor, he was the manager of the airport and he got shot down
like three times and the whole report was like a PowerPoint about NASA.
He was like, that was just inspiration.
It was like this music in the background.
We were playing Boxcar Racer before.
We're going to go with some angels and airwaves.
I like Mac was asking everyone this week.
What's better Boxcar Racer or angels and airwaves?
I'd say Boxcar Racer.
I feel like they they each only have like two good songs.
It's just like a diluted version.
Like what what else is like a diluted version of like the real thing?
Whiskey with ice in it.
Yeah.
It's like it's OK.
It's like a it's like a knockoff.
It's not as blank.
It's not as funky, but right.
I like it.
I'm sweating.
So you hear about this Jason Aldean song?
No.
What about it?
He's got this new song.
That's like for a sec.
You look fantastic tonight.
Can I just say that I've been working out?
We were talking about that.
Good.
Yeah.
I've been working out for the last three weeks.
I lost 10 pounds.
You look great.
Carry on.
Jason.
I'm really I'm really filling out these shirts now.
You know, in a good way, I'm filling out the shirts.
You can see the tricep actually coming in now.
Looking good, dude.
Forearms are looking fucking sick.
Noticeable.
Yeah.
Noticeable.
Yeah.
So Jason Aldean wrote this new song.
Thanks, Dan.
Called Try That in a Small Town and all the.
What is it?
Try That in a Small Town and all the all the fucking.
That sounds racist.
People are going off on Facebook and he's getting canceled and shit.
What did he say?
Try what in a small town?
Try that in a small town.
Well, let's read the lyrics.
Yeah, read the lyrics real quick.
All right.
Are we talking about like like stuff with your sister?
Are we talking like burning crosses?
Here we go.
Sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk.
Card Jack, an old lady at a red light.
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store.
You think it's cool.
They'll act a fool if you like.
Cuss out a cop spinning his face.
Stomp on the flag and light it up.
Yeah, you think you're tough.
Well, try that in a small town.
See how far you make it down the road around here.
We take care of your own.
You cross that line.
It won't take long for you to find out.
I recommend you don't try that in a small town.
Got a gun that my granddad gave me.
They say one day they're going to round up.
Well, that shit might fly in the city.
Good luck.
Try that in a small town.
They're going to round up.
They're going to try.
Dude, you haven't heard that.
They want to take like there's like an actual thing that they're trying to do where all
the guns that you have in your house.
Oh, round up the guns.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
They want to put your guns in like a library.
Oh.
And I'm like, fuck that.
Yeah.
If you want to come take my guns, try.
They want to put them in a library?
Yeah.
A library?
Like a town hall or a library.
Like they want to put all your guns.
And if you want to go hunting or go shooting, you have to go to the library, sign it out.
And if it's not back in within 24 hours, they come and try to take it.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
That's a good way to end the United States.
I'd say it would be over.
You have any guns, Stan?
I have a Mossberg Plinkster.
OK.
That's 1022.
All right.
So it's been at my friend's house for three years, but it's been a little bit of a pain
for me.
I mean, I've been in the game for three years, but it's my gun.
It's your gun.
I paid $99 for it.
That's not bad.
No.
And it appreciated.
They're now worth 150.
So yeah, Walmart.
I think it's a great gun.
It did jam a couple of times.
I mean, every gun's going to jam at least once.
Yeah.
Also, how many times do you shoot it?
Because like when you're breaking it in, it's going to jam.
I probably went through like three little boxes of 22.
OK.
So about what's that?
Like a 300?
What, do you get 100 in each one of those, or is it like 50?
I think it's less than that.
It's probably 50.
OK.
I know what.
Nine, you get, I fucking think, 25 in a box.
And my 12 gauge, I fucking, that only comes with like fucking 15 because they're so fucking
big.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, it's fun.
And I wanted to buy it just to own a gun.
You know what I mean?
You should get a pump action.
Well, dude, they do some pretty sick stuff with those, those plinksters.
It's the same thing as a Ruger 1022.
Oh, OK.
Same.
It's like the same exact thing.
Yeah.
Do they cut them down and they make them basically like a semi-auto pistol?
Dude, I mean, it's so easy.
You just cut the whole thing.
Allegedly, we did not do this.
Right, right.
Well, it's not a pistol.
It'd be a little bit longer.
Yeah.
You know, because the stock comes like.
New York, the FDA does not like when you cut down barrels.
Right.
No, no, no.
That's not a thing that we've done.
That is not something that we can own.
No, but in other other states is perfectly legal.
Oh, and they put a I forget the name of the trigger.
I was watching a video of a trigger.
No, it's a it's the one that you pull the trigger and it fires and then you let off
and it fires.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I can't think of you.
Yeah, you just you go like this, right?
You did it.
Did it.
It just reminds me of the fucking video where the girl, the nine year old shoots the fucking
guy in the head.
Oh, yeah, that's fucking terrifying.
The Uzi.
Yeah.
Yeah, God, that's ridiculous.
He's like, shoot once.
And then she just put it on fucking semi.
You fucking idiot.
Or don't let a nine year old shoot it.
Yeah.
And Uzi's probably bad idea.
I would say like if you gave her like a twenty two, that'd be fine.
Well, even if it was like if it was an automatic weapon, but it was a little longer because
it's not going to fucking kick up as much like, you know, I mean, I saw a guy who was
shooting a forty five or forty four and he fucking shot it and then he kicked it up and
it just boom.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
Those videos are fucking brutal.
That's rough.
Yeah.
But Jason Aldean, I think people are mad because he's saying like, you know, all this crime
happens in the big city.
I mean, it does.
Let's be real.
Where else does it?
I think there's some race racism, racist implications in the song.
Are you trying to like just play devil's advocate right now or you actually like serious?
Oh, he's talking about the fucking city folk.
Is that he's saying there can't be white criminals?
Is that what you're saying?
I think I think I think I heard something there that he said that you're fucking that
he thinks that it's a racist thing because he's talking about crime.
Does that mean that Casey O'Neill only thinks that black people can be criminals?
Fuck you heard it here, guys.
I didn't say anything.
All the insane carjack and old lady at a red light fucking pull a gun on the owner of a
liquor store.
I've done all those things.
I love GTA.
GTA is hilarious.
You play GTA as a white guy.
So well, depending on which one, San Andreas is a black guy.
GTA five is both.
Yeah, you can be Michael, Trevor, Franklin.
I always use Trevor.
I'm mostly the white guy.
There's there's Mike.
I mean, there's either there's there's there's the gangster like mobster white guy or the
white trash hillbilly white guy.
Which one do you use?
I use the white trash hillbilly.
Oh, dude, that guy is he's based on a real actor.
Yeah.
Something Steve Steve something.
Yeah.
But he's like a real guy.
Yeah.
Because I saw him in a movie.
I'm like, wait a second.
That's Trevor.
That's the guy from the video game.
How's that possible?
Yeah, based on him.
You know, it sounds like maybe he's not really getting canceled.
Maybe maybe he just wants people to download the song.
Let's listen to it.
Is it good?
I haven't heard it.
I'll put it.
Did did my A.I. thing get get done yet?
Oh, I got to check.
Yeah, check that.
Fucking hate country so much.
You're gonna be vibing to it, dude.
Yeah, we're a cowboy hat.
You gotta be doing some country shit.
Why are you calling this?
Sros so small.
Is that the chorus? I guess. That was awful.
This song sucks.
Right. So
I don't really listen to a lot of country. I mean, I do any country. I do,
and I have to be in the mood for it though, and it's usually when I'm
working on something. So like when I'm working on a car or working on the
project at my house, I listen to country. That's just when it feels right.
Yeah. Just to listen to now.
Did you ever see that video of the cop and like he pulled over a chick and
she was like, I thought you didn't give pretty girls tickets. And he just goes,
you're absolutely right. Here you go.
That's awesome. Dude, there's, I was watching this one video. This girl was
like a Swedish model. Yeah. And she was getting a DWI and dude, she was being
like all like cute with a cop, right? And like trying to like get on his good
side. And then she just like randomly threw in there. She's like, I'll take my
clothes off. And then just kept going on with the conversation. He's like, no,
keep your clothes on. But dude, she was so hot. She was like, it's like, dude,
that guy, you've just got to have a conviction, a solid nerves of steel.
You're like, I'll take my clothes off right here on the roadside. And then he's
probably just like, but just like, she just like threw it into the conversation.
Like just like, he's probably just like, he's right.
Just in body cams. God damn it. God damn it. There was not a body cam here.
I'm generating the screaming Tyler thing. It's generating. Oh boy.
Screaming Tyler. We recorded Tyler screaming AI voice.
Let's see this shit.
I could punch somebody on sidewalk. I could punch somebody on sidewalk.
Car jack an old lady at a red light. Sell a gun on the order of a liquor store.
Yeah, it's cool. Well, at the full get red light. Why don't I sell like I'm a flag
and light it up.
Because it's trying to normalize a non normal voice. Yeah. Well, try that in a
small town. That kind of makes sense. Make it down the road. That one acts like
you play that one. Say something like like fuck you, Casey. Fucking communism.
Fuck your communism. It won't let you use expletives. No, it will. Put an exclamation
point at the end. See if that helps out. Like say fuck you. You fucking retard,
Casey. You're fucking retard. Fuck communism. Car jack an old lady at a red light.
Hold a gun on the order of a liquor store. That's what Tyler said to you. Yeah, it's
cool. Well, at the full get red light. Cause I'm a top. Spit in his face. Stop on the
flag and light it up. Yeah. Yeah. Think you're top. Well, try that in a small town.
See how far you make it down the road. Around here. Someone take care of our own.
It won't take long. I recommend you don't. I recommend you don't. Casey and your
communist. Fuck you, Casey and your communist. I mean, like I think like certain
sayings you could say with that and it'd be fucking fine. And then it blocks other
ones out. Yeah. Like other ones that just like it fucking like goes like. Yeah. So
there's a story this week how the government government, the legislation passed
a bill that the government has to release all UFO records. Yeah. Bullshit. Even if
they had to, they wouldn't. So they're basically acknowledging that UFOs exist.
Yeah. I, uh, oh fuck. I think it's just a fucking distraction. There's so much
shit going on. I think a commit a hearing on UFOs next week. Did you see that
they found drugs in the White House? Yeah, but dude, Snoop Dogg smoked weed in the
fucking White House in the bathroom. Did he? Yeah. So it's like, and who's going to
stop him because he's Snoop Dogg, right? The federal government. Yeah, but they
didn't. So it's like anybody can come in and out of the White House. I still think
it's Hunter Biden. No, I, it depends on where they, it was in the private areas
of the White House. Yeah. It wasn't in like the, the public areas. Well, it's
their house. You know, it was cocaine. Let them do what they got to do. You think
Joe Biden's doing a country is easy without cocaine. Do you see Kim? Do you
see fucking Joe Biden fucking run this country with fucking dementia and not
have cocaine. He's definitely on road. JFK was on fucking net. JFK was also
fucking prostitutes on the daily. If your grandmother lives, just anybody, if
your grandmother lived in the fucking greater Washington DC in the 1960s, well,
congratulations. She probably fucks JFK. Yeah. God, I gotta be president. Get away
with it. Damn. It's like, yeah, dude, come on. It's like, you've got all that power.
You're not going to, you know, you're not going to pursue women. Pursue women. Get
out of here. The house is holding a hearing on the unidentified aerial
phenomenon. Dude, it's all fucking distraction. They know exactly what it is.
The fucking House of Representatives, the United States talking about aliens and
UFOs now, 2023, bro. Dude, they're talking about it just because it's like people
are interested in it, but it's really just military technology. Like the real
UFOs, they're easy to spot and they're easy to separate from. Like that's just
our military technology. UFOs don't have to be aliens. They can just be like
things that people don't know what they are. Right. Yeah, right. But it's like, if
it's an actual fucking like military thing, they're going to be like, yeah,
that was definitely a UFO. That that's that big flying thing. Definitely a UFO.
Yeah, not a military vehicle. Well, the thing is, is that the military, like all
the people in the military say that, oh, we don't want to talk about it because
it's like embarrassing. You know what I mean? Like, so we don't say anything when
we see them. It's like, no, dude, you're a fucking F 18 pilot. Like you have to
report things that are issues of national security. You just say, oh yeah, we don't
want to talk about it because it's embarrassing. No, you don't want to talk
about it because everybody kind of knows that it's like a level of the military
that they're not involved in. It's just like what the upper level. There's like
the military. Then there's the super military. Right. It's like everybody
knows his black ops projects, so they kind of have to play along like that.
Lieutenant Fravor, whatever his name is, the military is like probably like they
came to him. They're like, dude, could you just like they said, could you just go
say like, we don't know what these are? They said that the fucking like, fuck,
what's that like super like stealth bomber thing? Not this stealth bomber, but
the one that kind of looks like it. The black one, the B two B one or B two B
one bomber. It wasn't like a bomber. It was just like a fucking like stealth plane.
Yeah, it's the same shape. Yeah, it's just a bomber. It's not even a bomber.
It's a recon plane. But they said that was like the fastest plane that we had.
I guarantee you we have way faster shit than that because even plane spotting
groups that like I'm part of on Facebook are reporting like planes that aren't
either of those that are triangular. Yeah, but it has like it either does or
doesn't have the notches in the back. Right. They're like, oh, well, this is an
unknown plane. What is this? Yeah, because nobody knows what it is. They were
looking at those and they decommissioned the the the last one and they're like,
yeah, we don't got anything else. We don't have anything. We don't have anything
faster than that. What are you talking about? I don't fucking know. Yeah, but
that's like I guarantee. So listen, this is what I think. I think we have cloaking
technology on a lot of the fucking like new ones. Absolutely. Because if we have
like the man, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? Superman, the invisible
plane, bro. Yeah, we have like Superman, like invisible plane type shit. Like I
guarantee you, I guarantee you we have cloaking devices on the on the modern
planes. I just want to live in a world where I can fly a plane Mach 10. I mean,
you could go to Top Gun. I bet they already have it. I bet the stuff that
you're seeing, I think the Dark Star in in in Top Gun was like based on a real
thing that we have. That's not even our top fucking thing. They have missiles that
can get from Russia to America in hours. So why not the plane? We do. Hypersonic
missiles. I guarantee you we have hypersonic planes that are like crazier
than that. Yeah, dude, the level we're on just like so that the stealth
technology. Yeah, 1977, the cloaking technology. Well, the the stealth fighter
stuff. Oh, yeah, I think that we have cloaking now for sure. That's 1977, dude.
What is it? 2023 minus 1977, 46 years ago. And that was the stealth bomber that
we had. That's like one of the quote unquote top of the line thing we have.
Shit, that's way crazier than that. Think about what we have now. The shit I saw,
right? The flying triangle. Yeah, that is I didn't get the vibe that that was
alien. That's military. I didn't get for one second that I did not think, oh,
this is an alien. I thought that's the U.S. military. Yeah, that's exactly what
the fuck that is, because aliens don't generally fly in pairs. First and
foremost, like that's something that that the military does. Yeah, right. They
fly side by side and then in a military formation. So like, oh, yeah, the aliens
just happen to have like one right next to the other. The exact military formation
that the United States military has slightly behind it. Like, no, dude, that's
that's military all the way. And then it's just like, it's just obvious, bro.
It's a triangle like all our other stealth planes were triangles. Like the
fuck out of here. It's just the next level. It's I think that we probably did
recover alien technology. I'm sure we did. And then we made it into ours because
what's his name? I think it was Jackie Gleason. He was an actor back in the day
over here. Yeah, I think it was like, it's either one that's like that blew like
the load on fucking Roswell and shit. No, he, um, he was friends with Nixon.
Nixon took him to one of these bases. That's fucking showed him something. And
he's like, you're not going to believe this. And so he showed him and he said
after that, like changed him forever. Like he's forever changed. And he said
that he showed him like, um, like, uh, aliens and test tubes. That's fucking the
president took him to show him. I guarantee you that's fake. No, hold on a
sec. We'll Google it. Jackie Gleason. No, I think that he's like, he's, he said
that I don't believe it. I believe it, dude. I do. Cause the chances of there
being other life forms are so high, you know, it's so high. Well, people are like
if there's so much space out there, why haven't we found aliens yet? But maybe
it's because the U S government is hiding it. Well, not the youth because all
governments are hiding it. I think they have to hide it because you lose control
of the people if you know, cause people are controlled with religion, they're
controlled with government. There's many layers of ways to control people. Not
that that's all it's for, but that is, that is how, that is the way that, you
know, we keep social order. If all of a sudden there's aliens, it's like, okay,
well you got a question like the official story of religion now, you know,
you got to like the government's not the most powerful thing. If they're not the
most powerful thing, how can they protect us? And if they can't protect us, why are
we giving them all this money? So that aliens are more powerful than the
government? Well, they may or may not be, but you definitely don't want people
thinking that there's especially not aliens that can shut down nuclear launch
sites. Yeah. That's a fucking problem. I mean, if they're here, they're, you know,
intelligent. If there's no threat of nuclear war, dude, there's no threat of a
third world war. How are we going to sell weapons? Like you can't like there has
to be this threat hanging over your head to produce weapons, you know? Yeah. Do
you think we'll, uh, they'll, uh, discover, release that information in our lifetime
that aliens for sure exist? Uh, if it slips out, you know, somebody there,
there's going to have to be a whistleblower. I do. How can there not be
though? Like really think about like, how could there not be? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Like, and I just think that we're just so boring. They're just not
interested in us. They're just like these fucking, well, they could have colonized
us and enslave us. Yeah. But there's probably nothing in it for them. Like,
what do we want that for? It's like our resources, their fucking ships.
Probably they probably have infinite zero point energy that comes out of the
fucking atmosphere. You know what I mean? They have over unity. I think they just
like, like take our resources and sell it as antiques, you know, probably. Yeah.
Like this is like a, like a fucking tub of oil, right? Or they just like, people
say, I got microchipped, right? And they're all pissed off. I got anal probed.
It's like, dude, we do the same thing to fucking dolphins and bears. We fucking,
we, we knock them out, right? Shoot them with a dart, bring them to a laboratory,
anal problem, take their temperature, exactly. Put a chipper on their neck and release them back out to the
wild. It's like, that's probably what they're doing to us. Yeah. If they're more
intelligent, there could be species that are more intelligent than us. Well, what
if we fucking, uh, MRI people who claim to have a chips in them and we could see
if they actually have them in them. I think they have. Yeah. They're not there.
No, I think they are fucking crazy, but they found chips at least on, on this one
TV show I was watching.
Well, if there were intelligent aliens out there, they could literally enslave the
human race. I know, dude. Can you imagine if, if they just turned us into like a
fucking chicken farm and they just, they just ate us or they were cannibal
aliens. They're not cannibals because we're not the same species as an alien.
Canable aliens. That's not a thing. I mean, what if there were human eating
aliens, dude, what if it is like that? And we just don't realize we get to a
certain point, right. And then they come and harvest. It's just hard. So like mass
effect is that what happens in that game? Yeah. Like you get to a certain point of
technology and then, or AI technology and shit too. The giant robots from space
come in and they fucking harvest everybody. And then they leave the lower
life forms to evolve into higher life forms and then let them make new, new AI
they get to advance in technology. They come back every thousand like plus years.
Dude, this is just a giant fucking farm for alien food. It's just not harvest
time. That's fucking terrifying. All this shit we have. Casey, you're like freaking
out right now. Here's going the aliens, bro. He's going fuck me. This whole fucking
government social construct. It's literally just the rules of the farm, dude.
That's it. So rules of the farm. It's the fucking farm. Tom Delong is right. What?
Fucking try that. So fucking try that shit in the small town. Try to bring fucking
aliens. What do you think if Joe Smo retarred out in the fucking sticks said
like, I saw an alien. I got my butthole fucking probed or whatever. They put up.
They put their alien fingers in my butthole. I think he'd be lying. I do. It
depends on the person. I'm telling you, like I know what I saw. It could have
been aliens, but I was quite quite certain that it was that that was the
U.S. government. I think that one chick there was an alien. Who? You know, what
chick? You know. Oh, oh, yeah. She's just fucking an interdimensional being.
Chills up your spine. She's something. She's more like something out of a fucking
horror movie. Yeah, like the two perfect thing to perfect. Oh, the other one
you're thinking of. I was thinking the other one was alien in nature. I was
thinking of SpongeBob. No, the other one that was, you know, oh, yeah, that was
breaking. That was supernatural. That was supernatural. Oh, God bless. God bless
this beautiful country. She was fucking scary looking like like when someone
looks too attractive, you're like, that's that's spooky. Yeah, yeah. It's fucking
fake. It can't be real. Yep. Just need to fucking destroy your life. So we were
talking about fitness before this shit, and he was talking about keto. Yeah. And
I was saying keto isn't all it's cracked up to be. Don't get me started. I can't
give you an autistic level of information. Like, like, that is like, like I could
info dump so much information. You'll leave this building being like, wow, I'm
never going to try that. Go for it. I want to hear it. That's why we waited for
you because we figured I talked about. I don't know if you talked about keto yet.
So God, there's just so many. I was just saying that I did keto for like three
months. And then I quit because I had this like intense abdominal pain. And
these like all these like carb cravings. Right. Yeah. So the thing is, is like your
body. Basically, the reason we eat food, not the only reason, like some things are
energy, like a slice of pizza is like pure energy. Right. Yeah. But there's not a
lot of electrolytes in it. Right. So really, the healthiest diet focuses on
electrolytes. And the problem when you cut out carbohydrates is your body can't
hold onto electrolytes. So your kidneys particularly can't hold onto
electrolytes. So you start releasing a lot of magnesium when you don't have
carbohydrates in the diet. So the ketogenic diet is fine for say epileptics,
right? That's what it was developed for children with epilepsy. Yeah. So it
really does. It's like a last ditch effort to control seizures. And it works
a lot of the time. But it's very predictable what happens in the body.
There's a study that they did out of Russia, actually no, it was in Turkey. They
took 120 pediatric patients with uncontrolled epilepsy and they put them on
a ketogenic diet. Now 20 of those, 120 ended up on levothyroxine. Right. So this
is a clinical ketogenic diet. So it's like zero carbohydrate, not even just
like less than 25 a day to stay in ketosis. It's like zero carbohydrate.
That's not healthy. Super high fat. Well, you know, it controls their seizures,
but it causes hypothyroidism. Oh, I read that, how the keto diet treated
seizures. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's what it was really like developed for. That's
what people, that's what they use it for medicinally, but it lowers your
thyroid function. So, and that's proven that study. I mean, it's so obvious
people go on the ketogenic diet and without fructose in the diet and sugar
in general, your body temperature drops. Right. So that's like one of the
symptoms of hypothyroidism too. Right. So my temperature has always been 97,
like flat every, ever since I was a kid. I mean, that's, that's like one degree
below what it should be. Right. That's normal. Casey, 98.6. Yeah. One six. Huh.
That's pretty low. Yeah. So my temperature, like since I was a kid was
like 97, like flat. No, there's studies show that the, that 98.6 is too high.
The average body temperature is like 97. Well, I mean, you really do want your
body temperature. Like you don't want you, obviously you don't want to be
hyperthermic. You don't have a fever, but you do want it higher because you're
burning more calories at rest. Just having, just based on your body
temperature. So the people who are the leanest and the healthiest are the
people who have optimal testosterone levels and optimal thyroid function.
Right. That's what keeps you the leanest, healthiest, happiest. So a ketogenic
diet does neither of those. It lowers testosterone levels. So cortisol, right.
A lot of times like, you know, that carbs are a comfort food, right? Everybody's
like, Oh, I'm so stressed. I'm eating a ton of carbs. Right. Yeah. So cops, what
do they reach for? Donuts, right. Like sugary drinks. Right. Yeah. So when you're
under stress, you reach for carbs. Yeah. That's because carbohydrates lower
cortisol levels. Right. So testosterone is on a seesaw with cortisol. Right. So
you might get temporarily lean cutting carbohydrates, but this is what happens
in the long run. When you chronically elevate cortisol without putting that
fire out with carbohydrates, right. You're going to lower your testosterone
and you're going to lower it drastically. Like not even just a little bit, like
really low. So doesn't optimize your thyroid function, doesn't optimize your
sex hormones. You lose electrolytes. I have the blood work to back all this up,
by the way, too. And that's how I found out the hard way. Before and after. Yeah.
Yeah. I have both. Yep. The ER doc said, well, she used to be an ER doc. She was
like, she's now like a holistic practitioner. But she said in 30 years of
being an ER doctor, I never saw anybody with such a low magnesium level. Really?
Like blood magnesium level. As you? Yeah. She said, I've never seen somebody move
that so long. That's dangerous though. That's like you should be hospitalized. Oh, I
went to her because I was sick. I'm like, hey, I really don't fucking feel good.
So I need to go to somebody else besides a regular doctor. And how did you get the
low magnesium? By doing keto? Keto and exercising. Yeah. Yeah. So you're losing
sweat. So you're losing electrolytes through sweat. Yeah. And now your kidneys
can't hang onto electrolytes because you don't have carbohydrates to do it. You
can look up the mechanism of that. I don't know what it is. But when you cut out
carbohydrates, you can't hang onto it. I know what you mean. Yeah. And people are
always like, oh man, I got to add all these electrolytes. My electrolytes are off
because it's keto. It's like, no, you got to stop doing keto, dude. Oh, and in the
op? Who was your magnesium? Like 0.5? It was like nothing, dude. I mean, 30 years as
an ER doc and she's like, I've never seen one this low. Yeah. And it's like, my
doctor couldn't figure out what was going on. And I'm like, I'm doing this healthy
thing. It's really healthy. And people are like, dude, you got to cut that diet out.
I'm like, no, this is a good thing. This is the fucking way. I was preaching it.
How old were you then? This was probably like four years ago, five years ago. Yeah,
that's when I did it. Yeah. Well, I remember when you were on it, when you were
working at the other company, but yeah. And dude, the thing is, is like, we crave
sugar for a reason. Like we need it. We have color vision so we can see fruit.
Like that's why we developed it. Also it helps your brain chemistry. Right. Okay.
So that's another thing. Exactly. You're exactly right. So the, you need salt and
sugar for your brain chemistry. Absolutely. Yeah. So the amount of
serotonin that your brain can make is directly proportional to the amount of
carbohydrates you have in a meal. All right. So something called the competing
amino acid theory. So serotonin is made from tryptophan. Right. So you have all
these different amino acids. There's like 18 amino acids. I'm sorry. Let me know
if I'm boring you. No, no, I'm just tired. There's, there's like, I think it's like
what 18 amino acids people need or 25 or something like that, but they're all
competing for entry into the blood brain barrier. And when you eat carbohydrates,
it pulls all the other amino acids besides tryptophan away from the blood
brain barrier and allows tryptophan in. So when you have a little bit of
carbohydrates and you want the healthiest form and the healthiest form is like
fruit. So you're telling me the more carbs I eat, the happier I'll be. Absolutely.
That's why like people who are fat and they don't like have anything else in
their life. They're like fucking like neck beards that just sit online all
day. That's why they eat sugar and like fucking soda and just some other kind
of drug. It's a drug. It becomes a drug at that point because like when I cut
out like soda and sugar and like everything, I was so pissed off all the
time. Like I wasn't like sad. I was angry. So do podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because you don't have a dopamine. No sugar also elevates your dopamine. So I
figured out a way that you have to have some sugars, some, but you can't like go
overboard with it. Right. And the healthiest sugars like fruit, fruit. Yeah.
The thing, what makes fruit completely different from like a soda is it has
potassium in it. So potassium acts like insulin in the body. You know, my
favorite healthy snack is peanut butter and apples. Oh dude. Yeah. I love that
combination. It tastes like the crispness and coldness of an apple. You
dip it in that, in that peanut butter and it gives you like the little like
saltiness of it. Right. Oh yeah. That's so good. I wonder why it is so good too.
It's like, it's so like, I think it's like the perfect food, like almost
because you get like the sugars, you get salt, you get protein from the peanut
butter, right? Right. It's a little bit. It's a little bit of everything. That's
like what a good meal should be. And like your brain automatically like dings off.
Like this is perfect. Like just keep eating more of this shit. Like yeah. And
the fat and the peanut butter. Yeah. It's not like bad fats, the good fat and
peanut butter. It's okay. Fat. It's not the best, but it's not, it's okay. My
dad's least favorite food. Yeah. I love peanut butter. Yeah. I love peanut
butter. Me too. I get the D fat. Everybody has like a food that you like,
like just discuss you. Right. Onions. I fucking hate onions. Mustard.
Mustard mustard. Yeah. Mustard and ketchup make me throw up if I fucking even
see them on something. That's fucking yeah. My girlfriend doesn't like ketchup
either. Yeah. Mustard or ketchup. I just like the smell of mustard makes me
throw up just fine. Like, not even if I see it, like if it's or if it's on my
food, if I fucking smell mustard, like I throw up crazy. Wow. Made Ali Mac,
but eat mayonnaise. Oh yeah. That was brutal. The blindfolded mayonnaise is
gross too, but it doesn't give me like the visceral reaction that mustard does.
Oh my God. The asparagus. Do you catch up? Does the same type of thing though?
To like I got catch up because you know, in fucking EMT in med school, they put
ketchup on things to make it look like blood sometimes. Oh yeah. Like when I was
doing, I was like, oh, oh, oh, and there's like, what the fuck's wrong with
ketchup? It's like, no, it's worse than the, I would rather this be real blood.
Dude, you know, it's worse than ketchup is old ketchup. Oh, no, I think the more
liquidy, like the ones with like this, like this, the fucking vinegar stroke shit.
That's bad. But I'm talking about like ketchup that's dehydrated, like it's been
on a surface for a while and it turns like dark. Yeah. And it's just like, oh,
there's nothing like crusty ketchup. And I fucking sat down in a restaurant one
time and I guess it didn't clean the table good enough. Like I put my hand down
and it was directly in like ketchup that was like left on like the edge of the
table. Like I did like one of these and then I'm like, dude, why is it so nasty?
It's like vinegar, tomato. Yeah. But like mustard, mustard, just mustard and
ketchup. I don't know why. And like, you were like, I got a mustard and ketchup on
this. I'm like, if you touch that with mustard and ketchup, I'm going to fucking
murder you. I fucking love mustard. I love, I love ketchup. Yeah. I love them
both. Yeah. I put like ketchup on mac and cheese. Like I want to strangle them. I
put it on everything, dude. I put that shit on everything. Like if, if I
overcook like any kind of meat, it's getting ketchup. Really? Yeah. Like you
put like you fucking cook a Wagyu steak, overcook it. You're like, catch up. Oh,
dude, I think I put it on something like really like it didn't belong on the
other day. Like a New York strip. I almost put it on shrimp. No, shrimp. They
make cocktail sauce. Yeah. They make cocktail sauce with ketchup. And so I was
watching, I was watching good eats. If you ever remember that show at Alton Brown.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the guy who does the scientific shit. Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Yeah. He's yeah. He does that shit. And I was watching like how to cook a
good lobster and like, he's like, don't boil it like a fucking idiot. He's like,
put like water in there and then take a bunch of rocks and like rocks to,
obviously that you cleaned and shit, but put a whole bunch of rocks on there and
put the water basically up to like the rock line and then steam the lobster on
top of the rocks. And I'm like, that's a good idea. No, I have some good lobster
and main. Yeah. Dude, lobster is so fucking good. Dude, it's good, but it's
like fucking a pain in the ass to eat. It's like you don't get a lot for what it
is. If you know anything, really, if you know how to do it, you do it. It's pretty
good. But like if you're like super new to eating lobsters and shit, you don't
know how to do it. You're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I mean, I feel like
it's much more economical to just get like a tail. I mean the tail. I don't
like the claws are my favorite part. The claws. Yeah. I love the claws. I love
like the back meat of it. I don't like the tails. Actually, the tails, the best
part. I like the claws. Claws are my favorite. Wow. Um, and then if you break
off their fucking legs and you suck out the fucking meat, oh, that's so good.
Yeah. Uh, I feel like crab legs are also a better crabs are good. I like crabs.
Yeah. But the legs are like so much easier to get the meat out of. I mean, if
you all in brown actually like did that, he like he said you cut off the edge of
it with like a pair of like scissors and you take a rolling pin with it and it
rolls out the meat so you don't have to suck it out. No shit. Yeah. With crab or
lobster legs. And I'm like, really? I never, I'd been eating lobster for like
fucking 20 years now. That's a genius. I was watching a stand up comedian this
week and he said, I'm not retarded, but I like trades. No, it was rocks. Yeah.
He's just like, I'm not retarded, but I like rocks. I sent that to the group chat.
Fucking asshole. I found that fucking asshole. I'm not retarded, but I like
rocks. And Joe Rogan's like, do you have rocks in your pocket? He's like, yeah.
And he's just like, just some fucking random comedian. He's just like, I fucking
hold them to go to sleep and shit. Oh God. Like that bullshit. Like the what is
it? It's like, what do they call that? Yeah. Raky or something. No, it was just
autism for him. He wasn't doing it for religious reasons.
No, he's all tight. Oh, oh.
I got this one. This one's pretty strong. Oh, I get it. It, dude, it feels like
getting dumped in a fucking pool.
What do I, I want to do something. I want to do something a little different. I can
taste it. Is that yours or is that this one? Oh, that's mine probably. Hit that shit
boy. I know. I'm trying. I want to do something a little different. What do you
mean? I don't know. You want to hit all three at the same time? You want to have
some paint thinner? No, who did that? Hold on. Who's is this? That's mine. I just
spit it out. Oh, okay. Just spit in a pouch in there. All right. I don't know.
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I want to. You want to combine all three? Oh shit. You
want to do something different? No, no. I don't want to do that. Something. How
can I make this better? I'll just.
I got to hit the air to him now. Every time someone hits a small.
We're going to find out that this shit causes cancer. Oh, fuck me. Why the fuck do
we all have brain tumor? Thank you for listening to both. Who are they? The
what's called smelling salt segment? All right, Dan, I'm going to show you a
picture and you're going to tell me how you make this makes you feel. I'm worried.
How should it make me feel? I don't know. What is that picture? Do you like it?
I'm nervous to say, yeah, but I'm worried. I'm concerned. But where did you get
that from? Buddy? No, do you think she thought that's a man? Everyone? What? I'd
give her one. That's a guy. Okay. How do you feel about this? Oh, man, you got me.
I said it. I said it. You know what? She's still hot. You know what I mean? What?
It's like it's I wouldn't do it, but you know, it's 99 percent. She's she's
attractive. And that one percent she's not. Hey, it's about the rule of nines, right?
Yeah, there's dudes out there, you know, with like you're saying it's getting
dangerous out there. Well, look, she's hotter. She's hotter than Mike. He she
it's it's hotter than like 90 percent of a lot of guys girlfriends. You tell that
was a guy before before you saw the I I it was hard. It was hard. You know that I
thought it was this chick.
I literally just said smile, you fucking idiot smile. What?
Don't look at me like that. What the fuck? Yeah, I thought it was that bitch.
She's pretty hot. I thought it was her. And then I'm like, wait a minute.
And I looked at the at the chest and I'm like, wait a minute. Yeah, that was a
little strange. That was a little strange. And I was like, wait a minute.
And then I'm like, and then like as soon as he showed me, he's like, how does that
make you feel like that's a guy? Yeah, look, you know, listen, femininity is hot.
But it's like, yeah, it's like just the face. Absolutely. Yeah.
No, I I would I would never because it was like it would be like why do they
have a condom on? I don't know. They have a condom on. Yeah.
Fuck. That's a condom, dude. No, that's a ball ring. Is it? Yeah.
No, that's a condom. That's a ball ring. Is that a condom? It's not around his fucking dick.
I mean, it's not around her dick. Whose phone is it? That's one of those.
It's a cock ring. That's a cock ring. Well, it's cock ring, but it's around her balls.
Look, I would I would never do it because I would I would feel so guilty after I'd be like, you know what I mean?
For what? Your masculinity? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I could never I could never.
And I'd be like, what if they I'm going to hell. What if they just wanted you to fuck their ass?
They didn't do anything. No, no. How many strippers at my night boos you think have fucking dicks, bro?
None. None. No, you're wrong. Precisely zero percent. There's fucking trans strippers. No, no, because you know why?
Because it's a full nude strip club, Casey. And the other thing is, is like, that's just that's just like that angle.
But they take that shit up. But if you if you saw her from like other angles, you'd be like, that's a dude.
You notice she's got like a masculine back or like shoulders. Yeah, it's like that's the thing that you got to check.
That's that's an illusion. Like, if you're not real, like if you look at a dude, you're like those dude shoulders.
You would you would know instantly in real life.
Also, the way that their legs are shaped. Men have a certain way that their legs are shaped and women have a completely different right.
Right. Like women genuinely generally have like a more rounder ass. Men have a more square ass. Yeah. Like but like in like men's legs.
Like I have thinner legs, but you can still tell even if they were shade that they are a man's legs because they have like a certain amount of muscle.
Right. And like they're I think guys legs are wider, too. And like women's legs are like more like slender. Yeah.
Like men's legs have more muscle on them. Women have more like. I don't know the fact. No, not like fat, but like they're slender or even if it's even if it's like a thicker girl, you can tell because it has like a more like like the shape of them.
I guess. Right. Like a man's shape is like muscle muscle muscle. Right. Yeah.
But like a woman's shape is like it has like that. Like, you know, the artistic like shape me like I feel like you can never unless you have like hundreds of thousands of dollars of surgery, you can never make a girl or a guy a girl.
It just doesn't. It doesn't. Dude, it's like even with like the best surgery. I think the one that's most convincing.
Have you ever seen Carmen Carrera? No. All right. Hold on a sec. She was on that show.
What is it? Well, paste the link in the picture. No, we won't. No, we won't. Don't look at that picture. It was a picture of a person that looked like a lady.
There's some bottom surgery videos in the description. It was for who for those listeners at home. It was a picture of a of a top part of a person and it looked like they were an attractive young lady and then it went down and they had a cock.
That that's what the picture was and they had a ball ring and they had a ball ring, which I thought was a condom. So this is the most convincing example that I've seen.
You can still kind of tell, but dude, you really can't know. Look at the look at the facial structure. No, I can tell you can tell. Look at the facial structure. Look at look at the looks like she belongs in the 80s.
Hair middle bit looking like the cheekbones look at the cheekbones and look at the jaw. You can kind of tell because it has like this a little bit the stronger cheekbones and the stronger jawline.
She looks like fucking Brett Michaels. She does look like Brett Michaels. You're right. Oh my God. She does. You think she does. Yes. Yes. It's Brett Michaels. Oh yeah.
Look up Brett Michaels and then put them side by side. I just thought, oh my God, you're fucking right. I fuck. Those are definitely fake. Yeah, they're fake.
But what I'm saying is that that's the most convincing example. And like even you notice like that's probably $200,000 of surgery. Also the shoulders. Even you can find things where you're like women don't have the this part. Right. Right.
We're fucking cancel. Yeah, we're not getting canceled. Yeah, we're supporting. I'm not saying like I don't support it. I'm just saying that you can tell. And then and then you see the way that they move and you're like, oh, they carry themselves.
They try and do like feminine things. And they can't move like like feminine at all. It's like, yeah. But you know what, Dan, that made my day. You're saying that you I looked good today. You do. You do. I know. I lost. It's noticeable.
Yeah, I lost the last about 15 pounds the last three weeks. I put on some muscle, as you could probably tell. My arms are bigger. My shoulders. I'm looking at it wasn't it wasn't. It's almost the same thing as when you take the glasses off. Yeah. Like, whoa. And it was like that. But you still got the glasses on and I could.
Well, double whammy takes the glasses off. Yeah. Yeah. You look good, dude. It's noticeable. Yeah. I also lost a shit ton of weight, too. Nice. Nice. I don't have like the gut poking out anymore. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can definitely tell. Yeah. Nice.
The homo got a little homo here. You know, we looked at that picture like we started admiring the body. Dan looks good always his forearms are like fucking like titanic. I get my pull ups every day. You know, because your forearms like I always admire your forearms.
Like your forearms are fucking solid. I feel like I feel like I got some good veins. You do got some good veins. Like, that's the thing. Like, I can't wait till my veins start popping out again because you can see them here. Like, especially in like the red light. You can see the ones that kind of go like around there. Yeah. Like in the shadow. I couldn't see those two weeks ago. Like my knife looking. So tell me about what you've been doing in the gym. I'm training for the CPAT. So doing a lot of stair climbers. I did leg day yesterday.
Curls, leg curls, leg extensions, fucking lunges, deadlifts, squat and leg press on the machine. Then I did the sled where like you push the sled and you use your legs. But I use my shoulders and my back and my back, my shoulders, my core and my legs on that one. So it's kind of like a full body thing almost. But that's what I did for leg day today.
After this, I'm probably going to do curls, dumbbell bench, flys with machine, shrugs.
Drugs? The fucking one, I always forget what this one's called. Like the one where you go on the bench and you go like that with the dumbbell. Oh yeah, I don't know. But like it works out like the back muscles. Lats. Yeah, lats and shit. Shrugs are more lats. Like it's the fucking like right here. I want to get the fucking bump going again because I used to have the bump going and that looked fucking sick. Yeah.
I got to do something for my pecs too. I'm doing the flys on the bench. All right, I'm going to delete this picture now. Did you get that on 4chan? Yeah. Of course you did.
I think it was called eternal trap boy femboy slash trap thread. Jesus Christ. Eternal trap slash. No. Is that what a femboy is? A femboy is that. Yeah, femboy is that and a trap is a passing trans guy. No, they're the same thing.
Oh, they are? Like a trap is like a passing trans guy, woman, trans woman. Trans thing. But like if you look at it, you're like, wow. Oh yeah. It's all dude. It's all smoke and mirrors. It's like that. What was that movie? Ted.
He's like, he's like, I got a problem. I got a disease. He's like, he says, what does Ted say? There's no, there's no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.
In Anchorman 2, they're like, you gotta be careful of those, those he she's down by the bay. You know, they got the, they got the chichis, they got the looks, they got the makeup. But then when you go and reach down, you get a little fucking battle of the bulge. If you know what I'm saying.
But they might not even have that anymore. Yeah, it's a strange time to be alive. It's fucking.
What is that? It's just a soundboard.
But like traps is like from anime. Like that was like a thing in like like like hentai, I guess. But like a trap was like a dude that looked or a dude that looked like a lady and an anime, they can make it look exactly like a lady. And then there's like, I'm a boy. It's like what?
Oh my lord.
So do you think Mario fucks Peach or do you think Bowser fucks Peach? Dude, I think actually what ends up happening is Mario gets some when he gets to the end. And then he's like, well, I already got it. Now. Now he's got a massive dopamine crash because what does he have now?
So now he has to do more fucked up shit. As it goes on. So he probably fucking pays Bowser to fuck Peach and he videotapes it. He gets like a cuckold fetish going on.
What about Zelda and Ganon? You think Ganon or Link gets it?
I don't even know. Like which one's which Zelda?
Link's gay as fuck.
Link does look like a fucking femboy. He really does. But like Zelda, the princess, like and Ganon is like a gigachad. Like he's fucking jacked. He's fucking super tall. Fucking. He's probably just like, I'll take care of Zelda for you, Link.
I don't know. I don't know which one's which.
I'll show you a picture of the most recent iterations of Ganon and Zelda.
The iteration.
Like this is the most recent iteration of Ganondorf. The main bad guy of the game, if it fucking loads real quick.
There he is. Fuck you, you fucking AIDS blanket. AIDS blanket.
So that's the most recent iteration of Ganon.
Okay.
So he's like, shredded, like jacked dude.
You know how it goes, how it be sometimes.
Wait, wait, wait. What is this song?
I don't know.
I got a little dick and I'm not gonna.
And I think that was part of, yeah.
And somebody, somebody was playing that song.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Does it say something about like sitting on a stick shift?
Yeah.
Oh, it just says yeet gay.
Let me see.
All right.
Hold on. I got, I got this coming up too.
What?
The last picture.
I can't find that.
I can't find that song.
Yeet gay. Where did you find that?
I think it's some sound board.
Some random sound board.
Oh, maybe that's what it was.
But it was just like this rap song that was super gay.
So we got this princess.
Okay.
We got this twink.
Yeah.
It's basically what he is.
And, uh, our fucking boy, Chad Ganon over here.
Who do you think's actually getting it?
I think, I think.
I think it's getting it from him.
She's watching.
She gets off on the, on the forced homoeroticism.
He's getting twinked out.
Hold on.
There's, there's also another meme with that.
What the fuck, man.
Get your ass on by, by who you should got.
This is so stupid.
Here's, here's what the internet did to him.
Did a, did a, did a fucking dirty to him, you know?
Fucking stop that.
Gentlemen.
What?
Let's do some head to head, bro.
That's what they did to him.
That's, that's, that's Link.
This is what they, Jesus, Mike.
He's almost bangable.
He's almost bangable, yeah.
If I got a little bit lower.
Yeah.
Without the lowest.
If it went to here, I'd be like, and I didn't know what it was.
I'd be like, I could do something with that.
Yo, we got a head to head match today.
All right.
I want to see who wins.
What is not retarded fucking Ali Mac here.
By the way, Ali Mac, no call, no show to this podcast.
Wow.
Is he okay? Cause at least he has an excuse generally.
Fuck him.
Like generally he's like, he comes up with something.
He's like my goldfish died.
I had to fucking bury my grandma.
You know, I had to fucking eat a hot dog.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
My name's Alex Trebek.
Here with the returning champion.
Oh, we got a returning champion Dan.
Fuck yeah.
Dan the vitamin man.
We got your two time champion too.
Tyler.
Yeah.
All right, gentlemen.
Yeah.
That's a.
I don't need a link in my fucking history.
I'm going to be a girlfriend down that.
What the fuck is this?
I mean, I listen, listen to this episode of podcast.
So the categories today, song of the year.
That's where I give you a song and you have to guess what year it's from.
It's the most popular song of the year.
Okay.
Authors, cardinal directions, potent potables, coffee.
And who fought in this war?
What do you mean for that?
You have to tell me who fought in this war.
Country.
I don't have any caffeine.
I feel like I need some label one or two countries, two countries.
Well, fucking you got this.
I need caffeine.
Oh, I can't play this game without caffeine.
I don't know if I have any coffee.
Yeah, I don't drink caffeine.
I would go with you another time.
Maybe next week.
Yeah.
If I start early enough, cause I do have to go home and finish something.
Maybe next week.
Unfortunately.
I'm going to be going every Thursday.
Danny, you get the first pick.
Potable.
Of course.
For 200 liquor used in a Margarita.
Tequila.
What is tequila?
I need caffeine.
Tyler for 200.
Do you want to get some caffeine?
I mean, I don't, I might have some.
Cardinal directions.
Hit that smelling salt, bitch.
This ain't shit now.
I don't know.
It's a shit now after those atomic ones.
Cardinal directions for 200.
Orlando in relation to Miami.
What is what is north?
What is East?
North.
Five for Dan.
I almost said, no,
Dan's pick.
Pum puddles.
For 400.
This drug is also known as Tina.
What?
What? What?
Tina? What is? What is crack?
What is Molly?
Some of that Tina, some Tina.
What is cocaine?
Tina, what the fuck?
I think I heard it in rap songs.
What is meth?
Oh, I've never heard it called that my entire life.
I didn't either until I saw a patient say that.
Dance big.
But were the other ones song or song of the year song of the year?
Let's just try to do that.
Yeah.
What year is this from?
Somebody that I used to know.
What is 2010 to somebody that I used to know?
What is 2012?
Oh, yes.
Song of the year authors, cardinal directions, potent potable.
What was the author one?
Authors. Potable.
Let's wear that one out.
Potable 600 generic name for Xanax.
What is Laura has a Pam. Oh, God.
Hold on a sec. Hold on a sec.
What is?
God, I should know this.
I look it up all the time.
You look up Xanax all the time on Google.
No, for my job.
What is bars?
No, don't give us.
You got to max out the time.
There's already maxed out time.
There is a time limit on this.
You get one more.
Yes.
Okay.
You get one more.
No, no.
One more.
You can't max out the time.
That's not fair.
Alex, what do you think?
Time's up.
I don't know.
You want to guess again?
Time's up.
No, the time's not up.
Think about it.
Think about it, Dan.
Well, why don't you think about it?
Because I don't fucking know.
I see the wheels turning in your head.
Fuck, dude.
I like I should already beeped it.
So what do you get?
A prasal.
I wasn't going to get that actually.
Dan's pick.
What's the direction on cardinal directions for 400 Charleston is the capital of this Virginia.
What is West Virginia?
Oh, this Virginia.
I'm like, what is this Virginia?
That's Tyler.
What's the author one authors?
Basically what author wrote the book?
The novel.
What are the other ones?
Song of the year authors, cardinal directions, potent potable coffee.
And who fought in this war?
Who fought in this war?
For 200.
100 years war.
What is the British and the French?
You have to say both.
Yes.
Oh, damn.
I'm not going to get that one.
Let's do wars for four.
For four Spanish American war.
What is the French?
I threw that one in there for fun.
Who got that?
You did.
No, the British also fought in it.
So the Native Americans coffee.
Look it up.
The French, the British, the Americans and the Native Americans all fought in that war.
So we've got it right.
The two main sides of the war.
No, I for coffee for 200.
I'm fucking protesting that one.
Plain under protest.
This drink is made of steamed milk and espresso on the bottom.
What is the frappuccino?
Yeah.
Latte.
Damn.
God damn war.
For 600 Persian Gulf War.
What is Mexico and America?
Persian Gulf.
What is America?
Where is Persia?
And Persia.
Who is the United States and Serbia?
No.
The Persian Gulf.
Who is the United States and Iran?
Time.
The United States and Iraq.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Fuck Iraq.
I thought that was the Iraq War.
War.
For 800.
You got 1000.
$200.
The War of 1812.
What is the French and the Americans and the Native Americans?
The War of 1812 was Britain and America.
Oh, right.
Fuck.
I was thinking of the French and Indian War.
Yep.
Back down to 800, Tyler.
Kill yourself, Casey.
Your pick.
War.
For 1000.
The French and Indian War.
What is the French and the British?
Yep.
1000 points.
Okay.
Cardinal direction.
For 600.
One of the oceans has this direction in its name.
What is the South Pacific?
Wait, what did you say?
One of the oceans has this direction in its name.
What is the Northern Sea?
One of the oceans has this direction in its name.
What is the North Atlantic?
Say it again.
One of these directions.
One of these oceans has this direction in its name.
What is North?
The South.
Yes.
That doesn't count.
You can't just say, what is South?
It was South.
What was the fucking ocean?
There's not enough information there.
The Southern Ocean.
There's not the Southern Ocean.
It has the South.
Yes, there is.
What is it?
Australia.
It's called the Southern Ocean?
Yep.
That's no, it's not just called the Southern Ocean.
Look that up.
Southern Ocean.
Yeah, no, it's an ocean.
That's not a real ocean.
Dance bag.
Coffee.
Are you ready, Tyler?
No, looking at the Southern Ocean.
What is Arabica?
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's real.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of the Southern Ocean.
For 400, an upside down latte.
What is a cappuccino?
An upside down latte.
What is an upside down latte?
I don't know.
What is a macchia?
Oh God.
Who fucking knows that shit?
Tyler's pick.
There's no dance bag.
Yeah, it's dance because of that.
Coffee.
Southern Ocean for 600.
You got 1400.
What is Africa?
No, wait.
You got 1400 to risk.
1400?
I'll risk 200.
Only 200?
Yes.
Alright, espresso mixed with hot water.
What about it?
What's the name of the drink?
Espresso mixed with hot water is a...
Hold on a sec.
Espresso mixed with hot water.
God, I fucking...
I used to get one all the fucking time.
Can I look at my Starbucks app?
Hold on.
Don't tie me up.
Let me think.
What the fuck is that called?
Espresso made with hot water.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, ding.
I don't know.
That was Americana.
Americana!
God damn!
I'm taking a leak!
God damn!
I used to get one all the fucking time, dude.
Americana?
Americana.
I used to do it, like honestly if I pulled up my Starbucks app, it'd be like, it'll say,
do you want an Americana?
Dan's picking it.
God damn.
I'm done with this fucking coffee bullshit.
Give me the directions.
For 800, Panama is in this America.
What is South?
Oh.
What is Middle America?
Panama is in this America.
What is North America?
North America.
We both said it at the same time.
Half and half.
Yeah, split and half.
Split and half?
Split and half.
2200 and Dan has 1600.
Oh, ouch!
Dan, you can do it.
Yeah, you can do it.
I got no shit.
Directions.
For 1000, Laos is in this portion of Asia.
What is Central?
What is Central Asia?
South Asia.
What is North Asia?
What is West Asia?
What is East Asia?
What is North Asia?
Say the question again.
What is West Asia?
Laos is in this portion of Asia.
I said East Asia.
What is China?
We said all the directions, Casey.
What is Korea?
What is South Korea?
North Korea.
What is North?
What is South?
That would be Southeast.
Oh, you motherfuckers.
Tata, you fucking wits.
North Korea.
What is North?
What is South?
That would be Southeast.
I said, oh you motherfuckers.
That's how you fucking guess.
Never heard of Southeast Asia?
You are a fucking asshole.
Nobody lives there.
You raped babies, Kasey.
Pick anyone.
Just pick one.
You fucking raped babies.
You got Song of the Year, Authors.
Song of the Year.
Alright, 400.
Gangsters Paradise.
What is 1998?
What is 1995?
Ooh, 1995.
Yes!
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I wasn't alive.
Damn thing.
Let's do that one again.
600.
Old Town Road.
What is 2020?
What is 2021?
What is 2018?
What is 2022?
2017.
2019.
Oh, damn.
Ah, fuck.
It was in 2019, really?
Yeah.
No shit.
Oh, yeah.
No shit.
I thought it was more recent than that.
Let's wear this one out.
What do we got left?
Song of the Year.
Authors.
Cardinal directions.
Potent portables.
Coffee.
Oh, no.
There's no cardinal directions.
Oh, fucking.
Let's finish this out, I guess.
800.
Thrift Shop.
What is 2017?
What is 2016?
Thrift Shop.
What is 2015?
2008.
2014.
2007.
2013.
2006.
Oh, you got 2013.
Oh, damn.
God damn.
That's old, man.
I didn't realize that.
That's crazy.
Tyler's back.
Tyler Rood's fucking.
What's the.
Let's finish out the music one.
In the club.
Oh, what is 2005?
2003.
What is 2000?
2003.
Oh, God damn.
I wish I had something like that.
Back in the club.
Tyler.
Potent portables.
Finish that out.
For 800.
Oh, I didn't even know that.
Also known as synthetic marijuana.
What is K2?
God damn.
Let's go for a thousand.
God damn it.
Let me get a.
Okay, that's a good little.
Here we go, Dan.
Active ingredient in magic mushrooms.
What is a psoriasis?
psoriasis.
I fucking had it.
I couldn't fucking pronounce it.
What is psoriasis?
Dan's big.
Just pick one.
Authors or coffee.
Two authors.
Fucking coffee.
He's fucking me lately.
I'm so sorry.
He's fucking me lately.
Yeah, let's just do coffee.
Fuck it.
800 made with espresso and milk froth.
God damn.
This is just like different combinations of milk and coffee and water.
What is a frappuccino?
What is a frappe?
What is a cold foam?
I don't know.
What is some gay shit?
I thought I would like that category.
I fucking hate it.
Dan's big.
What is black coffee?
Fucked me.
Just pick one.
Authors or coffee.
Just finish out coffee.
We're not going to get these.
Fuck coffee.
You're going to do coffee?
Yes.
A double shot of espresso.
Is called a deuce.
Twin?
You're not going to get those.
It's called a dopio.
A dopio?
I've heard that bullshit.
All right, Dan's pick.
Authors for 200.
To kill a mockingbird.
F Scott Fitzgerald.
What is F Scott Fitzgerald?
What is?
I have no idea.
I fucking.
Oh my God.
I have no idea.
Oh my Lord.
I have no idea.
That'd be Harper Lee.
Oh yeah.
Fuck that guy.
Dan's pick.
Good book.
Just keep going down the fucking thing.
1984.
What is George Orwell?
Oh damn.
Next one.
I just, I didn't know that we were still in that category.
So 1984 what?
The catcher and the rye.
What is F Scott Fitzgerald?
No.
What is Thomas Wayne?
Thomas Twain.
Mark Twain.
Oh my God.
That'd be JD Salinger.
I wouldn't have got that.
Authors.
300.
$200.
Oh shit.
$200?
Yes.
All right.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
What is Mark Twain?
Damn dude.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
I'm out.
We're good.
I'm done.
Last one.
The last one for a thousand.
The Shawshank Redemption.
Some guy.
I have no idea.
No, I don't know that one either.
What is Stephen King?
Oh, he wrote that.
I didn't know he wrote that.
Oh my Lord.
That was bad.
Go to Final Jeopardy.
6,000.
Dan has 3000.
Dan, I think you got a better than all of them.
The category is the Cold War.
Oh God.
Oh, sick.
You got to wager out boy.
Texting my wager.
And then I'm texting my answer.
Wait, I didn't ask the question yet.
I know.
That's your answer?
No, no, no.
You sent the Soviet Union.
The Soviet Union.
All right.
What's your answer?
The Soviet Union.
What's the question?
Tyler, you're not allowed to.
Yes, you are.
Okay.
What?
Don't worry about it.
All right.
The question code name for the failed invasion of Cuba by the US in 1961.
All right.
Tyler said the Bay of Pigs.
That's correct.
I win $0.
Tyler bet $0.
Dan said, what is the Bay of Pigs?
And he bet $3,000.
So we tied.
Oh my God.
Oh shit.
Tiebreaker.
Oh, a tiebreaker?
Yeah.
I should have been a dollar.
Oh shit.
I fucked it up.
I should have been a dollar.
You did that on purpose.
All right.
I wasn't confident.
All right.
For a tiebreaker, you both got $6,000, so you got to wager again.
We're not wagering.
Just whoever wagers.
Yeah.
Just pick one.
All right.
Okay.
Here we go.
Which animal?
This animal can be seen.
What is the plan, boss?
This animal can be seen on the Porsche logo.
What is a horse?
Oh, dad with the wood.
No.
That's not fair though.
That's not fair because I.
You have a Porsche.
No, because I'm in the cars.
I saw mine.
I was going to say wood.
Not a fair question.
That is a fair question.
No.
Dad wins.
I didn't win.
Tyler won.
How do I win?
You got the right answer, bro.
You got more right answers in the entire game.
I didn't really win.
I'm going to win.
You're not going to win.
You're going to win.
I won.
Dan wins.
That doesn't count.
You fucking got 10 questions right in my world.
You should have bet $1, you asshole.
I'm no wager.
Bro, you could have won if you bet $1.
Actually, let me see if you can actually.
Can you no wager in the final definite?
I don't think so.
You did.
Tyler really won.
Tyler really won, bro.
Now, Dad, you got the Cinderella story.
What's that?
Now that you gotta do the Cinderella story, what's that you got a cinder the Cinderella story come back. Oh, yeah
I'm still gonna do the smiling salt
Oh, you can't
Nobody's behind by 3000
I bet $5 so I won there we go. Oh my lord
All right, you want to take a break and maybe we'll come back and I'll fix the echo
Oh, is there an echo?
Maybe we'll start maybe we'll end it. Maybe we won't we'll see all right
What time is it?
12 30 that's probably I
Don't know I guess we'll see
Either come back for an ending or come back for some more. All right
Oh
Let's fucking go say yours lying
Say your fucking ending line, let's get out of here
You got anything else now, no, no, I'm good. All right
All right. Well, thanks for listening and like us on Facebook and Twitter check the email you said we're gonna check it last week
Yeah, I did check it. I'm gonna get a
Kill yourself
Email us with your tits again if you're 18 or above
And as always be kind to yourself any
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot you?
Think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
Episode
Here
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
They're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
Somewhere in China, right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
Super soldiers then they are extra terrestrial they are aliens
I
Do not know
Oh my god
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
Nothing, they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology takes me down to silicon bios
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
Oh
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay. Look it up. Look it up
He said that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm
He says that he was doing it just to survive
But he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it
Everybody's like, no Donald Trump is the fucking worst person out there
Fuck Trump right? Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
Everyone out there
Everybody's like
Elon Musk is so cool
He made like a place for himself
The actual government is trying
The actual new government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires
The paid fucking boss