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Gangster trap freestyle gangster type beat.

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Your boy Ty Lee on the beat.

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Cut your lips with a piece of bricks.

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Lick a kit.

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Then I fuck it. Stab your dick.

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Fuck your dad in a parking lot.

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Or be on the beat. Got it?

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Yup.

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Yeah?

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Murder.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Kill.

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Murder.

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I call men and I suck your fucking dick

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with my Glock.

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Yeah, I got a really fucking big cock.

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I fucking will kill you all.

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I fucking love to go to the mall.

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Stick my dick inside a light socket.

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I call that fucking into the socket.

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Light my dick up like a fucking Christmas tree.

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I fell down and skinned my knee.

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Paint the walls with your blood.

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I'm just gonna be your bud.

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Wearing teddy headphones every day.

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Every single day I got that pay.

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Then I come in and murder your entire family.

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Karl Marx is my enemy.

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To be on the beat.

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Every time I see him, I want to shoot him in his fucking key hole.

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Yo, we should turn this into an alley back this track.

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That was actually pretty awesome.

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No, it wasn't that.

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No, that sucks, but it felt good.

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You know what I mean?

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No, bro.

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How do people?

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How do people like rappers make this shit off the top of their head?

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I have to think about that shit for a while before I started.

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Well, I guess they're just really good at like thinking of things that rhyme together.

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I think that's the whole point of rapping, actually.

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You can't just say shit that rhymes.

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You got to say shit that means something.

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Get that fucking feeling in your chest.

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You got to get the fucking people going.

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You know what you really got to do is you got to just pull out some Eminem lyrics and hope nobody's heard the song.

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House GOP threatens to derail defense bill over abortion and transgender care.

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Is that the one of that fucking DeSantis?

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I don't fucking know.

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What a fucking retard.

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Like I said, I really haven't been paying attention to the news this week.

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I've been doing other things.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Other things.

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Oh, yeah.

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You're fucking training, bro.

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So tell us, you say you got to take that fucking CPAT, right?

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What do you have to fucking do for that?

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So there's I think that I look it up real quick.

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There's like 13 stations for it.

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How long does it take?

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I think you get nine minutes to do it.

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Oh, that's it?

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Yeah.

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It must be really fucking hard then.

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Because if you only have to do a fucking strenuous activity for nine minutes, it must be fucking.

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It's brutal.

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Yeah.

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CPAT.

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Let me see.

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They used to make those two fucking crazy shit for fucking playing soccer and basketball.

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Yeah.

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I'm looking it up right now.

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I know there's certain ones.

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I just don't know the order of it.

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It used to make us fucking run like a mile and a half in like whatever.

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I forget some crazy time and then run one mile and then run like half mile.

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So first thing you got to do is the stair master for three minutes and 20 seconds.

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And you had to wear 85 pound vest while you're doing that.

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Then you have to do a hose drag.

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Then you have to do a hose drag which you run with the hose over your shoulder.

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And then you get down and once you get to a certain spot, you have to drag the rest of the hose out type thing.

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Then you have to do a ladder extension where you kind of like you the ladder extension is you take a ladder.

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You post it up on the wall, then you pull it open with like the pulley system thing that it has.

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Equipment carry where you carry a chainsaw and I think the jaws in one arm and you have to walk like down.

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You can't sprint throughout this entire thing which eats up a lot of time.

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So you got to like you got to walk with basically two 45 pound objects in your hand.

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Walk around a thing and go back and then put them back up on a shelf.

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You got to do the ladder raise after that.

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And then you got to do forceful entry which you take a sledgehammer and you got to hit a fucking hit a thing on a door until it buzzes.

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So basically it's like you're taking a sledgehammer and you're fucking slamming it into a fucking thing.

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And then after that you got to do a maze where it's completely blacked out.

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You're also wearing a 50 pound vest at this point because the first like the stair climber you got to wear an 85 pound vest.

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But for the rest of it you only have to wear a 50 pound vest but you still have 50 pounds on you which is fucking heavy.

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And you got to walk through the fuck.

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You got to you got to crawl through a maze.

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It's a completely blacked out maze where you're it's like a enclosed space that you have to crawl through.

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And basically you got to keep your right hand on the wall and crawl through it.

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And once you get to halfway down the first pipe you have to crawl through.

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There's like a it closes in tighter.

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So you have to like kind of scrunch your shoulders together and then crawl through that.

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All right. Fucked up.

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And then you got to you got to feel where the turn is.

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After you feel where the turn is you turn down that then you there's a little lip that you have to crawl over.

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So once you crawl over that lip the ceiling drops down a little bit.

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So you have to kind of like scrunch yourself down to crawl through.

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And then then you have to go keep on going.

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Once you're done crawling through that you have to the walls close in really tight and you kind of have to like really make yourself skinny and crawl through.

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And then after that you go into the final the final like portion of it and you have to army crawl through it because the ceiling is like that tall.

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So you have to like literally like scrunch your body down and crawl through that like that.

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And then the last thing is the ceiling breach where you just take like a pipe hole and you have to fucking go up with it.

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I think five times that you have to go over and you have to pull down five times and you have to go over and put up five times and you have to go down and pull down five times and you're done.

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That all sounded awful.

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Yeah. Those were like all the reasons that I could never be a firefighter.

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Yeah it's going to suck.

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Especially the enclosed spaces. I feel like the maze isn't really fair though.

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Why?

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Because some people will take longer than others because of the fact that it's a maze.

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It's literally a straight line going through. It's a straight line that you turn on.

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Like it's like it's like shaped like the letter U like this.

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You go like that.

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So basically as long as you keep your arm on the right wall you won't get lost.

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Yeah.

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Because people get disoriented.

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Like a fucking gerbil.

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Yeah so like people get disoriented because they don't keep their hand on the wall.

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But as long as you keep like tight to the right wall every single time that you make a turn you're still pinned on the right wall.

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So as long as you do that you're fine.

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Bro I'm claustrophobic so.

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You're going to be a fireman if you're claustrophobic. You got to crawl through spaces and shit.

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That's what I'm saying bro.

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Hiker died with a bullet in his chest.

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Why did police say he was stabbed by a stick.

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That's actually just really funny.

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We better fucking say you say we fucking better not don't we fucking shot him boys.

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He was stabbed with a stick.

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They take it out there like this is a police round.

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Because cops actually have special rounds for their guns that you can tell the difference.

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Oh really.

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Yeah.

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They have specialized like police rounds.

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Yeah I was watching a bunch of earlier I was watching body cam videos.

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That fucking shit was crazy.

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I was watching Dan Ackroyd talk about skull vodka and it's one of the fucking funniest things I've ever seen.

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Dan Ackroyd.

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The guy from the 80s.

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Yeah.

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He he spent the first five minutes of the commercial not even talking about the vodka.

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He's just talk about ghosts and aliens and he's just like now on to the vodka.

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It's like bro this is a commercial for vodka and you talk for five minutes about aliens.

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It was really funny.

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The fuck is Carrie Lake.

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I don't know why.

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Carrie Lake basically moved into Mar-a-Lago to be Trump's vice president and now he's just not a head into her.

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Whose child Trump planned to run with this time.

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I don't know.

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Are you getting like a fucking feedback.

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Not a fucking Pency boy.

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I don't know.

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Yeah. Let's take a break. I got to get a fucking drink anyway.

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Welcome back fuckers.

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Maybe it's the bigger coming out of the reason for the lobby.

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Maybe.

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Welcome back fuckers.

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You want to have a podcast episode 38 episode 38 episode 38 ride the lightning motherfucker ride the lightning.

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They still wear that shirt.

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We used to have in high school we had a group called Metallica Friday and we would all wear Metallica shirts on Friday.

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I used to have a group where we were Hawaiian shirts on Friday.

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We're like remember the movie office space. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have a Hawaii shirt day.

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So if you want to go ahead and wear a Hawaii shirt that day. Yeah.

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I have so many Hawaiian shirts. I love Hawaiian shirts.

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I never been to Hawaii.

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I haven't been Hawaii either.

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But I've called there multiple times. Yeah. We can cut that off now.

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Bro it's Metallica bro. Yeah but they also like to copyright claim people.

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Oh they're fucking copyright strike. Yeah.

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We might get our first one. Who knows.

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You hear about the writer strike. I have. Yeah.

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I got some funny stories that I can bring up here. What's that.

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So when I was 18 freshly single out of high school I would I would infiltrate boomer groups on Facebook and it was one of the funniest things.

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And then I found out that there's a shit ton of like boomer swinger groups on Facebook and I would just join them because I was 18 and single and just want to see what the fuck would happen.

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And I'd get messages from dudes being like do you want to fuck my wife.

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And I'm like what the fuck is this place. I had so many fucking like things where I like joined into those things and immediately got messages from people being like do you want to fuck my wife.

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It's free punting bro. I was just like brother you're in fucking California. You should start a profile on black people me.

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What would I call myself Darius Long Johnson fucking the fake Slim Shady.

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The fake Slim Shady. Black people meet dot com website only for black people. Yeah. Is that racist. Yes. Is there a white people meet dot com. I mean there's farmers only dot com. Oh OK.

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Well that's that's the same thing. So do you pick up a lot of grannies on the on that app there. No I mean I could have. I just was like no because dude I was doing it for a joke.

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I was doing it for a joke and then like there just be pictures of like fucking like 40 year old women and there's like this is a picture of my wife. I want you to fuck my wife and I'm like what the fuck did I stumble across here.

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Well you hit my you hit the lottery my guy now dude. All you have to do is type in like like it wasn't even on like a swinger page. It was on like a fucking like boomers and boats page and like it was like.

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It was like supposed to be like a thing for like people like you know showing off their boats and doing boomer jokes but it ended up turning into like a fucking like a group of people that just like wanted people to fuck their wives.

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And I was like what the fuck did I stumble across here. And then I joined like a couple other ones because I joined a whole bunch of groups that like seemed like they were boomer groups and 90 percent of the boomer groups were just people wanting to get their wives

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fucked by other people. I'm like what did I fucking find here. It was fucking wild.

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What the fuck. Mind you I was single this entire time. Like I wasn't like doing this shit but like they would send me just nude pictures of their wife and be like how does she look. Do you want to fuck her. I'm like no they look good.

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Some of them some of them did most of them didn't. They looked like you know like the 40 year old white moms that you see it like fucking like Costco and your mom. Yeah but like it's a shocking amount of people who were fucking like being like fuck my wife.

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Fuck my wife. Fuck my wife. I'm like Jesus Christ. What the fuck. This is I'm a lesbian who's only satisfied by me. I got news for you lady.

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You're not a lesbian. You're just being straight with more steps. Quantum computers could be could be truly useful in just two years.

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Quantum computing. I'm getting some feedback to feedback. All right.

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This is trap metal.

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Welcome back.

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I am anything but gentle on the mirror. I feel like Arthur Morgan's cigarette I imported white white horse brown boy important.

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I do and Dale Gribble.

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I've been doing shows.

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Work sucks.

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Everybody is like work bro. Yeah I mean I got a canvas letter. Did you. Yeah from AFD. Yeah I mean that could be anything that could be a lot of places. You brought a canvas letter so I got to start fucking going hard in the gym after this I'm actually going ABC.

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My brother that's their stepper bro. Yeah that's it because like he's like you only get eight minutes to do it. It's supposed to be pretty rough like stuff and like I told him all the shit. He's like fuck that.

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It's not bad. Well it's really if you're claustrophobic it's claustrophobic. I'm not like the only thing like is the stair climber. If I can kill that I think I'm set. If I if I got gas left after the stair climber I'm good. I'm telling you bro. It's really it takes like you just got to prepare for it. Yeah.

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I got I got. So I got I sent in my letter today. They said I had to send in before the 28th. So basically that means that I have at least six weeks past the 28th because if they immediately send me one for the CPAT it would be six weeks from there because they give you six weeks to prepare.

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So I at least have eight weeks at the at the absolute earliest I can take it. And that's two months that I can prepare. Oh I see. So I'm hitting the gym fucking hard for two months straight up dieting fucking doing all that shit.

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You don't have to go nuts on dieting but just dude just get your VO2 max up on that. Yeah. Dude I've seen I've seen people that went in there strong but didn't prepare and just fucking like a minute one tapped out on the stairs. Yeah. People that really should have got it.

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Yeah. And it was like what now we're back. Get somebody's

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Yeah. Yeah. I think for the training I'm going to do my boxing cycle of two weeks of no nutting then like doing that so I can build testosterone.

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Dude the problem with no nut is you start thinking you're better than everybody. Like really like you're like oh I didn't know that you had orgasm.

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Like it's an actual like fact that like you you get more testosterone like if you but like it's past a certain point when it's detrimental like two weeks is like a full cycle and after two weeks then you like you can do what you got to do less. Yeah. Less benefits but like retaining but like all the way up to like two weeks like you fucking get like you you get like higher testosterone levels but you're also way angrier.

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Right. Right. And I'm also quitting this during it. So this is my last 10. So I'm like I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to savor that 10 and once that 10 is gone I'm fucking good for the next two months. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I once I pass that once I get in and all that shit I'll be like okay I can start doing that. Right. But like until then I'm fucking like clean eating fucking clean no alcohol no no nicotine.

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He's drinking alcohol. That's why I said I'm doing this. I got to do it now. Yeah dude I don't think you won't have any problem because dude some people go and do it and they just they don't prepare. They almost I don't want to say I want to say they almost want not to work out. Yeah. Yeah. Because the pressure of like actually succeeding sometimes I feel like is daunting to people. Yeah. You know if that makes any sense.

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We're talking about the fire physical test currently. Yeah. So and people say oh well I just couldn't pass. Dude there's this one girl she took it like seven or eight times the test. And like finally I think they were just like no you can't take it again. Oh that's fucked up. Yeah it is but at the same time like she just didn't prepare. One of our friends you know the Russian chick. Oh yeah. Yeah. She passed it.

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I was like dude she's a she's a small small tiny. So she was I'm like if she can pass it I could pass that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. She's she must must have been a really good shape for a check. I mean she's she's always been in decent shape though. Yeah. She's babe. Right. We're talking about the same. Yeah we're talking about the same. I love her to death. She's great. Yeah I mean I didn't really know her that well. I just knew she was hot. No I went to I went to medic school with her and she was a.

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She was she was good shit because like some some Arabic dude was like flipping out on me because like I called him out for being like an asshole. And then like he's like I don't like you my friend. You are fucking asshole and you are you are peace change because don't you talk to friends like that. I fucking kill you. Don't you fucking talk to him like Mike. I got it. I got it. Thank you. But like she was like great like cut his throat. And I like she's like yeah that's like.

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Everyone of your ex girlfriends. Yes. Lord. But yeah she she was she was cool. I haven't talked to her in a while. She's a she's on one of the local departments now up up north right. West north west north. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Good for her. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. If you're going to do it that's the way to do it dude. Yeah. It's the only way to do it actually go. Some people didn't get the memo. Basically.

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Go hard or fucking don't do it at all. Right. Go harder go home. You got a fucking you got to commit to doing that shit. Yeah. Which is what I think you're doing. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like this is this has been my dream since I was a fucking kid. Really. Yeah. I want to be either want to be a trooper or fireman like my entire life. Don't you want to be a cop. Wait that's true. That's a trooper. I got I got booted from the Trooper Academy because my vision was bad. You made it to the academy. Yeah. Yeah. I got a

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mirror before it. It was the final test things like you know the psychological test I passed the background test I passed like all that shit. And then they're like all right do the vision test. I'm like the huh.

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And you know me I wear glasses 24 7 without my glasses I'm basically blind. So I read the thing and it was perfect and they took it off and they're like need to read at least a line three. I couldn't even get past line two. Damn. Yeah. But I mean you know for one of the JV teams you would be fine. Yeah. You get it. Yeah I could get it. It's just it's dude honestly the thing that sucks is like law enforcement is like not a sustainable career. Also you can't even get past that.

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You can't even be a cop anymore. Like they don't like this is this is something. But I was I was on scene like the other day and somebody got arrested like on scene. OK. That's that's a normal thing that happens at our jobs sometimes people get arrested like stuff like that.

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Then they let them go and they said turn yourself in at 3 p.m. tomorrow because because of the bill reform. They because if they even if they arrested them they would have took them down to the station and he would have left the station immediately.

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Oh my god. So they have to have them turn themselves in the next day. Give me a fucking break. That's how many people do that. I guarantee you nobody does that. You're telling me if you were arrested for like an actual crime and they said turn yourself in tomorrow at 3 you would go back. Right. Yeah. Like you know Casey Casey this would be a good thing for you because you're all for fucking communist bullshit. So we had somebody who got arrested on scene the other day and he.

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He got arrested by the cops and then the cops let him go and they said hey you are under arrest but you have to turn yourself in tomorrow at 3 because of bail reform. You can't. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking real stupid. But like you're telling me if you'd like to do with communism if you were like an actual if like you were an actual criminal and they're like all right you're under arrest currently you are under arrest but you have to come in tomorrow at 3 and turn yourself in. You're telling me you don't. You have 12 hours to run someone.

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Right. Right. Oh that's what I would do. You know how far you can get in 12 hours. Oh yeah. Like the fuck. Have you ever thought about like if you had to run away how you do it and leave the country. Right. But how would you get there. Like what would be your Canada bro. Maybe take a train like a fucking homeless person or not. I just drive to fucking Alaska and then you fucking go to Russia. That's ingenious. Yeah. That's actually a fucking.

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But then it's like how far until you hit civilization in Russia. If you don't you live in Siberia bro. Yeah. Just just live in Siberia. It'd be cold but you'll be free. You ever think about robbing a bank. I could say not like actually like doing it but like the statute of limitations on. I mean I got I got a really good plan for that that I cannot say on the air even though I plan not to ever do it but they're going to do it.

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I think that's a really good effort. I feel like 90 percent of inside man. I feel like 90 percent of guys have a plot to rob a bank. They do. I know 98 percent will never dispose of a body or dispose of like a weapon after a murder. Like every guy has a plan for that. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Like if I like if like I have like if I ever murdered somebody with a gun I would take the gun apart and throw different parts in different bodies of waters.

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I go to several different rivers and lakes and throw different parts of the wood. I would take a wood chipper to a bridge and put her body it the body. Her body. Why is it has to be a female. Have you done this before. It's going to be a hucker. Obviously. Obviously. It's going to be spongebob. But you take the body put it in the wood chipper it blows it into the bridge and then you get rid of the wood. It's going to be a hooker.

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I would take the wood chipper put the get the get the wood chipper into the river somehow. Yeah but they fucking they they they fucking do diving shits and rivers sometimes to find like shit. Good luck. There's so many bridges. How are they going to know where to look. Yeah. Yeah. Got to get rid of the wood chipper though because there's too much DNA evidence. Oh yeah. Yeah. There's the whole like pig thing but the pig thing I don't think actually works. Man I feel like they could come up with some DNA from that. Probably. You know but like pigs will eat the bones which is crazy.

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To me. Dude they're vile. You know a pig like they're disgusting. They're gross domesticated pig. If you let it like out in the wild it'll just go wild. It'll turn into a bore and like a month. Yeah it'll go fair. It'll grow it'll grow tusks and they grow thick hair. Yeah. They turn into a wild board. Yeah.

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Shit. Yes. Why is that I think it's like something to do with a case. I think pigs are just meant to be feral like we should never have domesticated pigs. Yeah. I mean bacon's fucking good. Don't get me wrong. Pork chops once in a while but they are kind of just the pigs are filthy animal. I

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think pigs are a filthy animal. Is it a predator or is it a prey animal. It's a predator. Is it. Yeah. See that because because if it's a pig it's domesticated then it's a prey animal but if it's a bore it's one hundred percent like a bore can kill a person easily.

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Do they're nasty because like they're like there's things in like the Midwest like this isn't a joke. They have bore alerts like when a bore is sighted in the city they shut down the city and keep people in socks until the board's field like look it up. Look. Jamie look that up real quick. Look up.

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A bore alert but like that's an actual thing like they make people stay inside with like bore alert. No shit. Yeah. Razorbacks do they're fucking crazy like bores will fuck you up. Dude. I see I've got something against eating predators really well. Think about it. It's like are you really supposed to

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eat another predator. I got it. I actually have a story with that. Is that better than that some to become a skinwalker in Native American lore in Native American lore you're not supposed to wear predator skin like you're only supposed to you're only supposed to wear like lamb skin or cow skin or like whenever like they wear leather things. It's never off of a predator. You ever use a lambskin lambskin lambskin condom. No you've never used one. No they fucking

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weird. They're supposed to feel like skin. That's weird. I don't like that. They're they smell terrible. They smell like formaldehyde. They have lambskin condoms. Yeah. Like at Walmart. Really. Yes. I got a very very common. I got a very common. I said very condom. I feel like they would be like they would be like tougher than the latex ones. Yeah they don't protect from STDs because it's a permeable. But does it stop from getting pregnant.

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Yes. Interesting. It's like the oldest form of condom. Really. Yeah. So they use as animal intestines. No shit. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways what I was saying like the Native Americans are only supposed to wear prey animals because in the in the legends of the Native American if you wear a predator skin you're summoning dark spirits towards you because you're not supposed to do that. But people who became like like dark like magic practicers in like Native American

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cultures were predator skin and they started doing more and more crazy shit like in order to become a skinwalker in native legend you have to kill a predator and wear its skin like if you kill a wolf or a bear or something and you wear their skin as like like an outfit not like where their skin but like if you make an outfit out of their skin. That's the first step. The second step is fucked up. Like you got to kill your family and then eat your family. Wow. That's a big jump.

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I feel like there should be more steps. You have to kill and eat your family because I feel like you know just wearing like a coyote skin and then killing and eating. There just needs to be a couple more stuff. They do a lot of like dark like dark rituals beforehand like to like like get themselves like dark powered or whatever and then they kill and eat their family. And then after that they slowly turn into a skinwalker. What the fuck is a skinwalker. So a skinwalker is a.

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Dark entity that's Midwestern like windigos are around here out west is skinwalkers and skinwalkers are a native person that did all that and turned into like a demon pretty much like they kind of like transformed into a demon but the demon can also transform into the animal that they wear the skin off like if you kill the bear you transform into a bear if you if you kill the coyote you transform into a coyote like they have like the ability to transform.

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Into the animal that they that they killed. That's why that's part of the part of the process type thing.

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Dude they.

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That sounds like maybe that one of them actually got rabies or something.

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That's why they did that.

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There's actually a disease or a mental disorder called windigo psychosis where it makes people like who are like who are out in the woods for a long time like go crazy and like crave human flesh to like eat like that's like an actual thing it's called windigo psychosis you can look into that that's like that's an actual thing.

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No shit.

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Yeah they named it after the people who like ate people in turn that quote unquote and they didn't turn into fucking demons but it's kind of like a it's kind of like a like an explanation why the natives thought that they turned into demons because they started eating people and you know normal people don't eat humans.

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Right.

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Generally.

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Yeah cannibalism is like like fucking worse fear like really in like all honesty.

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I mean dude is it like at the end of the day is it like is it is that ego that makes it seem like something so freaky or like like dude if we were all you know there's actually been documented cases like the people who had to eat people to survive and shit like the domer party and shit like they got super sick after eating human like you're not supposed to eat a human.

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Oh dude I'm sure it's like look at the whole mad cow thing.

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Yeah.

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You know that that causes some some pre on disease.

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Yeah sure it's something similar.

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Look at well enough.

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I don't know because I've heard that you can't cook out mad cow disease.

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No you can't.

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It's it's just ingrained into it.

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Yeah it's weird.

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But mad cow disease I thought was a fucking like mass hysteria thing.

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I didn't think it was real.

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Well no it's 100 percent real.

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It's just part of the problem is that they were feeding the cows other cows in the and they're just grinding up the dead cows the sick ones and putting them into the feed.

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That's fucked up.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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That's how it started.

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Yeah there's something you have to look up like pre on diseases and how they you should know this.

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Didn't you take like a zoom addict like something about peacocks but they had the cows eat other cows.

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Yeah they were just because it was available.

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I was only grass.

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Well yeah that's what you think.

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But no they were just because it's like free calories to give to the cows.

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They're like we're not going to throw this out.

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That's like you know 800 pounds of meat.

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So they just ground it up with the corn or whatever else they feed them and dude they feed them fucking skittles.

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Then they're giving them skittles.

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Oh yeah like if if factory is like oh this is a bad batch.

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They just feed them to cows.

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Yeah they'll be like oh we'll come pick it up with a truck.

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Oh yeah it's calories you know it's just sugar.

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So cows will fucking eat it but they like leave the wrappers in and shit.

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It's just like dead serious dude.

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That's bad shit insane.

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Like fucking starburst wrappers and they're just fucking eating it.

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Yeah where's it going with this.

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We're talking about oh like eating eating people.

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Dude if if we were all on a plane right and it went down in the fucking mountains.

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I wouldn't eat you.

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Dude I would fucking hope somebody if I die.

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That's good meat dude.

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I look I eat quality grass-fed meat.

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I eat a lot of salmon.

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I'm very I'm very careful about what I eat.

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Dude these fucking thighs there's not a lot of meat here but I bet they taste pretty fucking good dude.

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If I had to guess I would I would hope somebody would say hey look we're gonna cook Dan up and eat him.

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I'm like I got some you know this would probably be a good cut right here.

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Nah you gotta do it.

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I'll do it.

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You gotta get that ass meat.

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Dude I'm giving you permission.

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Human bacon.

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Yeah human bacon probably come from like right here.

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Nah it'd be your ass.

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You mean the fucking.

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Oh really?

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Yeah that's where the fucking bacon comes from.

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No shit.

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Yeah pig ass is bacon.

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Oh I thought it was a belly.

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Nah it's a chicken ass.

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Let me get a fucking flank steak bro.

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Flank steak.

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Dude I would hope.

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I would be like I wouldn't want it to go to waste it's just going back to the earth anyway.

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You ever see the movie Green Inferno.

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No.

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Oh you gotta go watch it immediately.

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What's it about?

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It's about these students that are protesting in the rainforest.

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No no no no no.

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You don't gotta see that.

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No it's bad.

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They go into like the South American tribe that's cannibalistic and they get trapped there

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and the cannibalist tribe starts cooking them and eating them.

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Oh shit.

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They're trying to like escape.

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Yeah it's fucked.

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Hey man it's a rough life you know.

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Do you see that movie?

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Yeah.

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Yeah I don't like it.

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I saw the movie twice.

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Did you see Cannibal Holocaust?

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Yeah I did.

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Cannibal Holocaust was a wild wild ride.

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That movie is fucked because they actually like killed the animals.

389
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,040
Yeah they actually killed it.

390
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,320
I mean so did they in Apocalypse now they killed a cow at the end.

391
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,680
You ever see Apocalypse now?

392
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,080
No.

393
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:32,040
It's a fucking fantastic movie like it has Charlie Sheen's dad in it as the main actor.

394
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:40,360
And dude that dude is fucking he was a good actor like they did but the thing was they

395
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,880
were actually like mentally fucked up from the shooting of it because they fucking it

396
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:50,280
was like they said it was one of the most torturous films to ever be fucking filmed

397
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,440
on on planet earth because they had to like fucking they were in hurricanes.

398
00:54:54,440 --> 00:55:01,960
Fucking Charlie Sheen's dad was a raging alcoholic and fucking like actually had PTSD

399
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,680
and they just fucking like just went full into it.

400
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:09,720
There's a fucking scene at the beginning of the movie when he's in like the fucking room

401
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:14,840
and like he's pounding fucking whiskey and then like he punches a mirror and like it

402
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:19,400
was a real mirror it wasn't a breakaway mirror and he cut his hand and like he's crying and

403
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:25,160
screaming and shit and they just kept rolling and it's it's 100% in the movie.

404
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:25,800
It's real?

405
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,440
It's real.

406
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,400
No shit.

407
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:32,520
Yeah like he's like plastered crying screaming because he's like fucking like just like

408
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:38,760
getting all mentally fucked up punches a mirror gets his fucking hand gassed open and like

409
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,520
he fucking tried to cover his hand while he's still screaming and the guy's like keep rolling

410
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,320
and like they fucking did that and like after the scene like the director like had to talk

411
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,800
to him for like four hours to be like bro are you like good right now?

412
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,160
But they used it.

413
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,520
They used it it's fucking nuts.

414
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,960
Damn that's fucking awesome.

415
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,040
Dude you can actually like there's a scene of do the opening scene of Apocalypse now.

416
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:01,720
It also has.

417
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,920
I've heard of the movie I'm never seen it.

418
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,120
It's so fucking good.

419
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,240
When did it come out?

420
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,560
80, 81 I think.

421
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:18,360
Yeah just go over and watch it because it's like something that's a fucking crazy watch.

422
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,880
Yeah I'm still lonely in Saigon.

423
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,880
Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

424
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:38,040
Well waking up back in the jungle boy.

425
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,160
When I was home after my first tour it was worse.

426
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,760
What fucking years this movie from?

427
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,560
I think 81.

428
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,040
I'd wake up and that'd be nothing.

429
00:56:54,040 --> 00:57:06,440
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce.

430
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,880
When I was here I wanted to be there.

431
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,640
When I was there all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.

432
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:22,920
I'm here a week now.

433
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,240
Waiting for a mission getting softer.

434
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,120
He does in the military.

435
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,400
No but he just does the eyes.

436
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,800
Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker.

437
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:47,000
And every minute Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger.

438
00:57:47,000 --> 00:58:08,200
Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

439
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:28,200
Yeah

440
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:47,400
Come on

441
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:07,400
Yeah

442
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:11,880
Fuck Ali Max.

443
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,400
One of his breakdowns.

444
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:21,080
Yeah man he is just like fucking nuts man.

445
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,080
Yeah this is real.

446
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,600
That's real that was all real.

447
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,720
Oh my god.

448
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,220
Yeah.

449
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,840
That blood and shit was all real.

450
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,960
He punched a real mirror.

451
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,480
He's crying and crying.

452
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,000
Yeah Jesus Christ.

453
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:43,080
Dude and like the movie's like it's like masterfully like directed and shit.

454
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:43,640
It's fucking.

455
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,040
What's the what's the premise of the movie?

456
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:54,040
It has a really did you ever uh apocalypse now did you ever read the book hearts of darkness?

457
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:55,560
No.

458
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,160
So it's a.

459
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,000
I don't know why that took so long for me to answer.

460
00:59:59,000 --> 00:59:59,480
It was basically.

461
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,200
I don't read books.

462
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:06,760
It was basically a modern or quote unquote modern in like that era retelling of hearts of darkness.

463
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:14,520
Basically it starts off this Vietnam lieutenant who's Charlie Sheen's dad gets deployed back

464
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:21,160
to Vietnam to hunt down a colonel who like went fucking nuts in AWOL and start made a cult in the

465
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:29,320
fucking woods with like all the natives from uh from Vietnam and uh basically it's like um going

466
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:34,120
through like the there's a it's like a whole bunch of symbolism through the movie but like one of

467
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:39,400
like the biggest symbols is the farther down the river the darker in the human psyche it gets.

468
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:46,200
Like it starts off like you know fucking you know like the standard war movie affair type shit like

469
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:50,280
there's like a battle scene on like a fucking beach and shit and like it's like all like gunho

470
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:55,720
like yeah cool like war stuff and then as it goes farther down it shows like more and more like the

471
01:00:55,720 --> 01:01:02,760
horrors and shit that you see in war like fucking people that are just fucking like lost that are

472
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,960
like just lead me to the jungle and shit like I don't want to go home anymore like this is my home

473
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,120
type shit like it fucking gets like real dark.

474
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,360
You think that happened to people?

475
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,400
Oh absolutely there's like there's been documented cases of people who just

476
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,880
went into the woods and they're like this is my home now I don't belong.

477
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:18,680
Wow.

478
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:23,240
They're like either I don't deserve to go home anymore or I don't want to go home anymore type

479
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,880
shit. Why? Because like they killed people.

480
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:30,280
They killed a whole bunch of people they just fucking kind of lost like that part of themselves

481
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,560
that wanted to go home.

482
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,060
Wow.

483
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:37,240
That happened to that happened a lot in a lot of warfare but specifically Vietnam was the was the

484
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,480
biggest like like a proponent of that.

485
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:47,400
I saw a video there's a after World War II these Japanese soldiers on this island went into hiding

486
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,640
from the Americans and they stayed there for like thirty years.

487
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:54,440
They stayed there for a long time for years and they never knew that they were hiding there.

488
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,800
The soldiers they also never knew.

489
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:02,920
Wait this was where in a island on some random island like in the Pacific and so the war was

490
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,800
long over in their yeah they didn't know the war was even over.

491
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:12,360
Yeah they dropped that one nuke and they're like fuck this two nukes yeah two nukes but they're

492
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,040
like we're getting the fuck out of here.

493
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,240
They're hiding from the Americans the whole time.

494
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:21,640
Yeah and then like tourists came to the island and these fuckers came out with like fucking

495
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:26,600
rifles and shit and like they're eating rats in the tunnels for like fucking decades.

496
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:33,240
What the fuck yeah they come out and then there's like all this fucking anime and like

497
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:38,040
no but like that was a thing like these American things they got like they got the Japanese Medal

498
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,720
of Honor or like the equivalent of the Japanese Medal of Honor because they are the only soldiers

499
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,240
that did not give up in World War II.

500
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:44,460
Wow.

501
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:52,780
I mean so they got is that allowed like they're allowed to give like Medals of Honor and shit.

502
01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:53,280
Yeah.

503
01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,580
Like for fighting the Americans.

504
01:02:55,580 --> 01:03:01,340
Yeah I mean it was because it was more like you know how like Japan has like the Bushido

505
01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:05,580
like code and shit like the whole like honor like death before dishonor type shit.

506
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:06,080
Yeah.

507
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,900
They were the only ones that didn't dishonor themselves in their Bushido code so they.

508
01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:12,300
Well they left they were deserters.

509
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:16,060
No they didn't know they didn't desert they were like still they thought the war was still

510
01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:20,780
going on for that long so they were defending the island for that long.

511
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,280
Yeah.

512
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:27,020
So when they were found like they they're like you guys are still fight the war's been

513
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,860
over for forty years man they're like.

514
01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:34,780
No I think it was like I think it was like I think it was in the fifties when they found

515
01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:37,660
no I thought it was like the sixties or seventies when they these are six years.

516
01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:40,460
I don't know that's that sounds a little crazy.

517
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,060
I can I can look it up.

518
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:48,780
No they were like they were like the war's over like you can stand down like type shit.

519
01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:51,580
It's like dude we're good we got like this trade agreement.

520
01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:52,080
Yeah.

521
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:53,440
Awesome.

522
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,020
We make really good cars now we're shipping them over there maybe a ton of money.

523
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:59,820
Also check out this anime hentai shit.

524
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:01,820
Yeah they're like whoa.

525
01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:05,660
Are those drawn animated.

526
01:04:05,660 --> 01:04:08,620
I mean dude that's basically the flax is like all you got to do is

527
01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:11,820
bomb a country until they make anime and good cars.

528
01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:16,620
You know I wouldn't want that to happen to Russia you know.

529
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:20,140
Some Russian anime might not be so bad.

530
01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:24,220
Did you know Russia is the biggest consumer of hentai besides Japan.

531
01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:24,780
Are they really.

532
01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:25,980
That's an actual fact.

533
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:26,620
No shit.

534
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:28,300
Yeah you'd figure America would be.

535
01:04:28,860 --> 01:04:29,820
But oh yeah.

536
01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:34,620
But no Japan like Japan is the highest of course because it's Japanese culture but

537
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:39,420
Russia is the second highest most viewed hentai in the entire world.

538
01:04:39,420 --> 01:04:40,780
I wonder why that is.

539
01:04:40,780 --> 01:04:41,820
That's so funny.

540
01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:43,180
American third obviously.

541
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:46,860
The last Japanese captain surrendered in 1980.

542
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:47,360
Yeah.

543
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,860
1980.

544
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:52,140
Dude he was in there for 40 years.

545
01:04:52,140 --> 01:04:55,740
He was in the fucking trenches for 40 years.

546
01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:57,180
Hiding out in the Philippines.

547
01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:58,780
No shit.

548
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:00,060
He thought the war was going on.

549
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,780
Hiding out in the Philippines.

550
01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:04,780
He was in a different country.

551
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:06,780
No the Philippines was under Japanese control.

552
01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:07,340
Oh was it.

553
01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:07,840
Yeah.

554
01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:16,140
Americans liberated the Philippines probably in 1943 44.

555
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,300
And so does it give a story.

556
01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:20,140
It says he was.

557
01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:28,540
Ported in January 1980 the captain Fumimo Nakahara was still hiding out on Mount Haukom

558
01:05:28,540 --> 01:05:29,740
in the Philippines.

559
01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:34,700
A search team headed by his former comrade in arms believe that they had found his hut.

560
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:37,660
He had been looking for Nakama for many years.

561
01:05:37,660 --> 01:05:42,060
However no evidence that he was still alive at the time has been found.

562
01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:44,380
Oh so he just never was found.

563
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,700
But the other one before that was 1974.

564
01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:49,180
Still that's a fucking long ass time.

565
01:05:49,180 --> 01:05:50,700
70s yeah.

566
01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:55,660
That's I mean what war was going on in 70s.

567
01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,620
Vietnam.

568
01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:57,900
Who we decide to fuck with.

569
01:05:57,900 --> 01:05:59,900
Oh yeah okay.

570
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,900
So it's like we already moved on.

571
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:04,460
Vietnam lasted way longer than you thought it did.

572
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:08,460
Like I looked it up and I'm like holy shit.

573
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:09,340
Yeah.

574
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:11,340
Vietnam was a fucking abortion.

575
01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:14,220
It was a fucking joke.

576
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:18,300
Yeah so it was fucking Iraq and Iran.

577
01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:21,260
Not Iran Afghanistan.

578
01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:27,260
So officially the Vietnam War went from 1915 to 1926.

579
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:30,460
1955 to 1975.

580
01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:31,980
Wow 20 years.

581
01:06:31,980 --> 01:06:33,740
Well that's like the war in Iraq.

582
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,300
Yeah.

583
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:35,660
That's like the same thing.

584
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:36,140
Yeah.

585
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:37,020
That's exactly the same.

586
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:39,500
I mean we didn't have a shit ton of boots on the ground until the 60s.

587
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:44,940
But still 1955 to 1975 is a long ass war.

588
01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:45,440
Yeah.

589
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:48,940
Where's the where's the next Iraq or Vietnam gonna be?

590
01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:50,780
It's gonna be World War III.

591
01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:56,220
Like I think World War III is gonna either last for like a year or it's gonna last for like 30 years.

592
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,420
Yeah.

593
01:06:57,420 --> 01:07:02,220
Because literally the only there's only two options that I can see with World War III.

594
01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:09,580
Either a full scale global conflict that just drags on for decades or we're gonna fight for a year

595
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:12,700
and then we're gonna be like this is this is worthless we're just gonna nuke everybody.

596
01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:15,980
I don't think it come down to that.

597
01:07:16,780 --> 01:07:19,340
Like those are the two things I see happening.

598
01:07:19,340 --> 01:07:24,860
It's either gonna be like a war that just goes on and on and on and on for fucking years.

599
01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:31,100
Or it's gonna be a war that like gets over very quickly because we're gonna use weapons that we don't even know exist yet.

600
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:40,460
Because they're hiding those weapons and we definitely have weapons that fucking exist out there that we have no idea that are just as powerful or more powerful than a nuclear bomb.

601
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:40,960
Yeah.

602
01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:44,700
You know dude I think that maybe I mentioned this before.

603
01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:50,700
But yeah it seems like all right so like inflation.

604
01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:53,020
Let me see if I can explain this right.

605
01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:59,820
Inflation means that there's every single year there's there's not enough there's not enough supply for the demand.

606
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:02,380
Right is that what that means.

607
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:05,580
No inflation I don't know the actual definition.

608
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:10,060
What would that be if there's not enough supply so the prices go up.

609
01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:10,860
That's scarcity.

610
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:11,500
Prices go up.

611
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,000
Scarcity.

612
01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:19,740
Well I mean that's that's basically like what I'm trying to get at is like we have too many people.

613
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:21,260
I suck at economics.

614
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:25,420
We don't though it's not that we have too many people.

615
01:08:25,420 --> 01:08:26,860
Yeah we have too many.

616
01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:28,620
We don't have too many let me fucking finish.

617
01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:34,780
It's not that we have too many people it's that we have too many metropolitan areas.

618
01:08:35,340 --> 01:08:39,100
Because there's a whole bunch of people that are in one tiny area.

619
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:42,700
We still have a shit ton of land that's not developed or anything.

620
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:49,420
If you develop that land and most of it and spread people out there's room for two billion more people.

621
01:08:49,420 --> 01:08:50,220
Yeah.

622
01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:59,180
But because everybody lives in such small quantities like that's quantities such small areas together.

623
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:05,740
That's why it's becoming a problem for like that shit because they have to do a lot of power.

624
01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:07,820
They have to do a lot of sewage coming from there.

625
01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:09,820
They have to do a lot of like everything.

626
01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:14,860
So because there's so many people in this one fucking area the pollution rates are going to go

627
01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:19,500
fucking skyrocket because there's so many people in one fucking spot out in the country.

628
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:24,860
There's fucking one power plant for like fucking like the entirety of like this fucking huge.

629
01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:30,140
So if you did something like that but instead of but everybody wants to live in the city

630
01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:32,780
because everybody wants things close to them.

631
01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:37,260
Everybody wants things like you want things open all the time and shit like not everybody.

632
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:42,060
But like you know I'm just what I'm trying to say is like a lot of people want to live in the cities

633
01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:43,500
because everything's like that.

634
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:46,860
But so you're saying from like an environmental standpoint.

635
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:51,020
From an environmental standpoint there's no reason why we can't have plenty of room.

636
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:51,820
There's plenty of room.

637
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:54,700
It's just that people keep on staying in this these these

638
01:09:55,340 --> 01:09:59,260
metropolitan areas that there's just so many people like if you look around here I mean

639
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:05,820
Albany isn't considered a metropolitan yet but it's it's a it's a larger city

640
01:10:07,820 --> 01:10:12,380
and we still have way more than enough energy and more than enough room for everybody here.

641
01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:15,420
Like if Albany decided to spread out it could.

642
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:21,020
Yeah like if you wanted to like you go fucking 10 miles that direction outside of Albany.

643
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:22,220
It's fucking farmland.

644
01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:22,860
Oh yeah.

645
01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:24,380
So that's like where I live.

646
01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:28,780
I literally like have silos because I live on an old farm like in front of my apartment.

647
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:31,340
So it's 10 minutes to a city.

648
01:10:31,340 --> 01:10:31,740
Yeah.

649
01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:34,140
Or it's 10 minutes to the deep fucking woods.

650
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:34,380
Yeah.

651
01:10:34,380 --> 01:10:38,060
You know and like that's the thing like people are just like oh there's there's not enough.

652
01:10:38,060 --> 01:10:39,660
It's like no there's more than enough room.

653
01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:42,620
You guys just keep on building up instead of building out.

654
01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:42,940
Yeah.

655
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:49,020
Yeah if you build out I mean sure cities get taken over by a bigger city like let's be real.

656
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:54,700
If Albany decided to spread out instead of up it would take over probably Manan's,

657
01:10:54,700 --> 01:11:03,180
Waterville, Troy, Rensselaer, fucking Delmar like all that shit would just be Albany at that point.

658
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:08,220
But like the thing like what I'm saying and I keep on saying this and people never believe me

659
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:13,500
but you'll see it in fucking 50 years, 60 years. Albany is going to be a huge metropolitan in the

660
01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:14,540
next 100 years.

661
01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:15,900
I guarantee it.

662
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:16,460
Yeah.

663
01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:17,260
Why do you think that?

664
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:19,740
New York City is dying.

665
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:20,460
Absolutely.

666
01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:21,580
New York City is dying.

667
01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:27,500
Also if you're to believe the if you're to believe the like the ice caps melting and shit,

668
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,140
New York City will be fucking underwater in the next 200 years.

669
01:11:30,860 --> 01:11:34,220
So where's the next biggest place to go after that?

670
01:11:34,220 --> 01:11:34,460
Yeah.

671
01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:35,820
Up north.

672
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:35,980
Yeah.

673
01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:39,180
So instead of going because they're like oh they could go to Jersey City.

674
01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:41,260
Jersey City will be underwater if New York City is underwater.

675
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:41,820
Yeah.

676
01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:45,100
Like all the coastal areas will be underwater but guess what?

677
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,780
Guess what won't be underwater. Albany.

678
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:47,100
Yeah.

679
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:48,940
New York City is already overpopulated.

680
01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:49,500
Yeah.

681
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:53,100
So Albany is already the capital of the state.

682
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:57,260
So people are going to be like instead of going to fucking Syracuse or like Rochester or something

683
01:11:57,260 --> 01:11:59,820
I'd be like well Albany is already fucking the capital.

684
01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:02,220
We might as well start building up our capital type shit.

685
01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:12,460
And in the culture in the in the in the in the environmental summit that they did a couple like

686
01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:21,500
fucking 15 20 years ago they said in the absolute worst case scenario for like like environmental

687
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:26,300
crisis is Albany New York is the best place on the planet to be because we have mountains,

688
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:32,140
we have fresh water, we have we're protected from a lot of the elements.

689
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:35,020
We wouldn't be completely hot or completely cold.

690
01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:35,180
Right.

691
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:38,140
Still be able to do shit like there but they said that Albany New York will be one of the

692
01:12:38,140 --> 01:12:39,500
best places on the entire planet.

693
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,460
No shit.

694
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:47,020
But if you just if you're thinking about it that way so if their whole crazy thing that New York

695
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:50,380
City is going to be underwater in the next 200 years Albany is probably the next like

696
01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:52,700
metropolitan because everybody would move up to Albany.

697
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:56,300
Albany would spread out to like the entire capital district instead of just being like

698
01:12:56,300 --> 01:13:02,460
the small like the small city that it is bigger it's on the medium side of cities.

699
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:07,020
So instead of being on the medium side of medium side of cities it'll just be

700
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:08,300
new New York.

701
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:08,700
Right.

702
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:09,180
Right.

703
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:13,980
Because it'll just spread out because half the all the places that we grew up as kids and shit

704
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:17,340
will just be torn down and fucking turn into buildings and skyscrapers and shit.

705
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:22,300
Yeah I mean there is plenty of room and like abandoned like areas in Albany.

706
01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:23,660
There's plenty of room.

707
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:27,020
So I think they would start like taking down the abandoned places and putting up buildings

708
01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:28,780
and shit and then they just start spreading out.

709
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:30,380
They just start taking over other towns.

710
01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:30,780
Yeah.

711
01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,860
Like there's of course is going to be pushback against it.

712
01:13:34,460 --> 01:13:38,780
Of course there's going to be pushback against it but I guarantee you if they get enough people

713
01:13:38,780 --> 01:13:40,780
they the pushback is not going to fucking matter.

714
01:13:40,780 --> 01:13:41,340
Yeah.

715
01:13:41,340 --> 01:13:42,140
So they're just going to.

716
01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:43,180
So they're not going to have a choice.

717
01:13:43,180 --> 01:13:50,140
I mean people can do yeah people can do whatever they want because they'll be like oh and then a

718
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:52,140
whole bunch of investors and shit will be going back in.

719
01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,140
Oh damn.

720
01:13:55,580 --> 01:14:01,420
Damn doing too because they'll be like going to find out that that shit causes cancer.

721
01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:08,860
And like and like like investors will find out to be like oh investors will be like oh New York

722
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:09,980
City is dead.

723
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:12,140
We're going to and Albany is expanding.

724
01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:14,140
We'll put all our money into Albany.

725
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:14,380
Right.

726
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:19,340
Put all our money into Albany and then guess what then we're going to have new Rockefellers

727
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:22,220
and new all that shit because they just put all their money into Albany and that's going

728
01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:23,180
to be a new metro.

729
01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:23,580
Yeah.

730
01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:28,620
And it's got and because because there's so much space to do around here it's going to be

731
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:32,940
they're going to have like boroughs and shit like the towns that were like Waterfully Troy

732
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:35,900
Rensley or like Delmar they're going to become boroughs.

733
01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:41,180
Like yeah I mean is this like is this an idea that you just came up with or you heard this somewhere.

734
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:45,100
I just the way things are going and how many people from New York City are moving into the

735
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,260
Albany area it just makes sense.

736
01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:47,580
Right.

737
01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:51,420
I mean a lot of people like from New York City have been moving to like cat the cat skills

738
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:52,140
and stuff like that.

739
01:14:52,140 --> 01:14:53,980
But they're progressively moving up.

740
01:14:53,980 --> 01:14:54,380
Right.

741
01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:54,700
Right.

742
01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:58,780
So and it's like you know halfway point between New York City and Canada.

743
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:00,700
It's also the halfway point.

744
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:04,860
It's it's literally from Albany you can get to a shit ton of places.

745
01:15:04,860 --> 01:15:05,100
Right.

746
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:05,820
It's like a hub.

747
01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:06,380
It's a hub.

748
01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:10,940
So it becomes a hub then it becomes a metro then it just becomes a super metro.

749
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:12,380
Yeah that'd be kind of cool dude.

750
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:15,420
You know I guess Albany's been dead for for a while.

751
01:15:15,420 --> 01:15:19,980
But if they do that it'll fucking revive it in the worst way though I think.

752
01:15:19,980 --> 01:15:24,780
If they made Albany a fucking metro all the shit that we knew around here would be gone.

753
01:15:24,780 --> 01:15:29,660
You know what's kind of cool though like Albany already has like the setup for it.

754
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:30,060
It does.

755
01:15:30,060 --> 01:15:33,500
You know I mean it's got the right like Albany is what.

756
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:34,380
It's on the river.

757
01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:38,780
It's it's it already has a bunch of systems in place.

758
01:15:39,420 --> 01:15:44,140
The I guess the department CDTA CDTA.

759
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:44,620
Yeah.

760
01:15:44,620 --> 01:15:46,380
They'd have to probably build the train lines.

761
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:47,820
They probably have to build a subway though.

762
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,020
Right.

763
01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:49,980
I don't know if they could.

764
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:51,580
They can do that.

765
01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:53,740
Dude that would be so much money that they would be.

766
01:15:53,740 --> 01:15:57,980
Dude if you have so many investors doing that shit like putting into the new city

767
01:15:57,980 --> 01:16:02,700
because it's going to be because every investor is looking for the new city that's going to happen

768
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:05,340
because there's new cities that pop up all over the place.

769
01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:09,820
But if New York City is fucking dying and Albany is thriving they're going to throw

770
01:16:09,820 --> 01:16:12,620
so much money into Albany that's going to be fucking ridiculous.

771
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:18,380
Yeah. How cool would it be if they could come up with like a fucking dome that makes it so that

772
01:16:18,380 --> 01:16:22,380
it's like cities like during the winter time it's like it's summertime.

773
01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:24,540
Fuck that would be fucking awesome.

774
01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:29,740
So you just enter the you enter the dome and it's like summertime instead of just like shitty

775
01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:36,380
winter weather and then it's got like artificial sun or just like right above the fucking the dome.

776
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:37,820
It like parts the clouds.

777
01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:39,740
So it's going to be winter.

778
01:16:39,740 --> 01:16:40,300
What's that?

779
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:40,860
It's connected.

780
01:16:40,860 --> 01:16:41,500
It's always one.

781
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:44,860
Yeah. Yeah.

782
01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:48,220
But they there's got to be some technology where they could do that.

783
01:16:48,220 --> 01:16:54,300
Because you know I think in actuality New York City like square mileage wise isn't actually that

784
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,420
huge of a place.

785
01:16:55,420 --> 01:16:56,540
No it's really not.

786
01:16:56,540 --> 01:17:01,180
It's not it's just that they built up so much that it's like crazy.

787
01:17:01,180 --> 01:17:04,380
It's wild to me that New York City became the place.

788
01:17:04,380 --> 01:17:07,020
It's like you would think it would have been a little more south.

789
01:17:07,740 --> 01:17:09,500
You know why why was it New York City?

790
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:15,740
If you think about settlers settled New York area first there was already a decent amount of

791
01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:17,660
like shit in New York like city.

792
01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:21,020
They already built like a whole bunch of shit in New York City.

793
01:17:21,020 --> 01:17:23,420
It's right on the water to the ocean.

794
01:17:23,980 --> 01:17:25,980
It's right on the ocean.

795
01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:27,020
Well that's right.

796
01:17:27,020 --> 01:17:27,820
It's the river.

797
01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:30,460
The Hudson River is why New York City became New York City.

798
01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:34,060
So they can get boats that come directly to New York City.

799
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:36,540
And New York City was where everybody started.

800
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:37,580
Right.

801
01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:41,260
So a lot of people left New York City they came to New York City then spread out west

802
01:17:41,260 --> 01:17:42,700
towards or north or south.

803
01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:46,620
A lot of people just stayed in New York City and the more people that stayed in New York City

804
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:47,900
the bigger it had to become.

805
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:48,300
Right.

806
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:52,380
So New York City became New York City because it was the fucking hub of the United States.

807
01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:57,420
Yeah it makes sense like because everything's right on the water there.

808
01:17:57,420 --> 01:17:57,660
Yeah.

809
01:17:57,660 --> 01:17:59,500
So you can get to Vermont you know.

810
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:00,540
You can get to Vermont.

811
01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:00,780
Canada.

812
01:18:00,780 --> 01:18:03,420
You can go down the coast down to fucking Florida.

813
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:05,100
Because that's that's really highways.

814
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:06,460
That's highways back in the day.

815
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:06,940
Yeah waterways.

816
01:18:06,940 --> 01:18:07,900
That was the highway.

817
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:08,140
Yeah.

818
01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:09,260
The Hudson River was a highway.

819
01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:12,140
Also we had the fucking Erie Canal and shit like.

820
01:18:12,140 --> 01:18:13,260
But we built that.

821
01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:14,460
That's what I'm saying.

822
01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:16,460
Yeah but we had the Erie Canal and shit.

823
01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:21,820
But like New York City became New York City because so many people just came to New York City.

824
01:18:21,820 --> 01:18:25,420
Like if it if they went to Vermont instead or Boston.

825
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:28,140
Boston became a city because it was one of the first places that we landed.

826
01:18:28,140 --> 01:18:32,300
If you look at most of our major cities it's where we first landed.

827
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:32,700
Right.

828
01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:33,180
Right.

829
01:18:33,180 --> 01:18:36,780
And then like when you get out west it starts becoming like oh we need to build

830
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:39,980
cities out here because reasons.

831
01:18:40,540 --> 01:18:41,100
Yeah.

832
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:45,740
Like we it's like okay you got so far you made Cincinnati.

833
01:18:45,740 --> 01:18:47,020
You made Chicago.

834
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:49,900
That's a little bit farther than farther west.

835
01:18:49,900 --> 01:18:50,940
That was a mistake.

836
01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:55,020
But like then you start going further west or further south.

837
01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:56,220
Then you get like Austin.

838
01:18:56,220 --> 01:18:56,780
Tennessee.

839
01:18:58,140 --> 01:18:59,180
Fuckin New Orleans.

840
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:00,860
Miami.

841
01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:03,100
Like you start building up those cities there.

842
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:04,380
Then you go further.

843
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:06,380
You go all the way to the fucking west.

844
01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:08,300
And you get fucking Las Vegas and shit.

845
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:11,340
Las Vegas actually wasn't made into a city until the 1950s.

846
01:19:11,340 --> 01:19:12,780
Las Vegas was pretty much a desert.

847
01:19:12,780 --> 01:19:13,340
Desert.

848
01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,060
Yeah.

849
01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:18,780
And then they're like the mob's like yeah we'll fucking take over Los Angeles.

850
01:19:18,780 --> 01:19:19,340
Fucking Vegas.

851
01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:20,540
Don't make our own city.

852
01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:22,140
Don't make our own city.

853
01:19:22,140 --> 01:19:25,260
Like the entirety of fucking Las Vegas is just mob built.

854
01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:27,020
Yeah it's fucking awesome.

855
01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:27,260
Yeah.

856
01:19:27,260 --> 01:19:28,300
It's a great idea.

857
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:28,700
Yeah.

858
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:32,060
And then and then then you got fucking Los Angeles.

859
01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:33,260
You got San Francisco.

860
01:19:33,260 --> 01:19:34,620
You got Seattle.

861
01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:37,020
You got fucking all those places.

862
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:42,380
Fucking you know what's wild is like dude you think about all those cities you named off.

863
01:19:42,380 --> 01:19:43,020
Right.

864
01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:45,740
You can you can picture like in your brain.

865
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,300
All of them.

866
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:46,540
Yeah.

867
01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:49,660
All of them and how they're different from each of the other ones.

868
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:49,820
Right.

869
01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:51,180
New York City's gritty.

870
01:19:51,180 --> 01:19:55,500
New York City is like fucking like if you're a hard guy but you can make it there.

871
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,660
Fucking Chicago is cold.

872
01:19:57,660 --> 01:19:58,140
Windy.

873
01:19:58,780 --> 01:20:00,220
Fucking brutal.

874
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:01,340
Then you get to Los Angeles.

875
01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:01,900
It's sunny.

876
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:03,980
Fucking Hollywood.

877
01:20:03,980 --> 01:20:05,500
Fucking San Francisco is gay.

878
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,380
Got Seattle.

879
01:20:08,380 --> 01:20:09,820
It always rains all the time.

880
01:20:09,820 --> 01:20:11,100
There's always cloud and shit.

881
01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:12,860
Austin's full of fucking Texans.

882
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:17,900
Well I mean you think about that and then you think about that compared to Russia.

883
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:18,780
Right.

884
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:19,900
In Russia you just think of those.

885
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:20,700
Moscow.

886
01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:21,820
Yeah you think of Moscow.

887
01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:22,460
St. Petersburg.

888
01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:23,900
Those are the only two I can think of.

889
01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:25,660
It's like what's different about them.

890
01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:27,100
They all got those onion shaped.

891
01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:28,060
Onion heads.

892
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:28,940
Cockhead towers.

893
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:30,060
They got the onion heads.

894
01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:30,560
You know.

895
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,100
They got the fucking onion heads.

896
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,540
They got the onion heads.

897
01:20:35,260 --> 01:20:36,380
This is crazy.

898
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:40,460
Yeah it's just there's no like.

899
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,180
Heart.

900
01:20:41,180 --> 01:20:42,220
Yeah there's no soul.

901
01:20:42,220 --> 01:20:42,860
Yeah.

902
01:20:42,860 --> 01:20:43,660
It's like dude.

903
01:20:43,660 --> 01:20:47,580
But I think it's also because the different types of people that settled the places.

904
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:48,700
If you think of Boston.

905
01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:49,580
Irish.

906
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:50,700
100 percent.

907
01:20:50,700 --> 01:20:51,980
Boston is an Irish city.

908
01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:54,060
All the way through.

909
01:20:54,060 --> 01:20:55,340
Fucking New York City.

910
01:20:55,340 --> 01:20:56,460
It's just a melting pot.

911
01:20:56,460 --> 01:20:59,740
New York City is the melting pot because so many people came over there and some of the

912
01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:00,140
people stayed.

913
01:21:00,140 --> 01:21:01,100
Some of the people left.

914
01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:05,660
But that's why New York has such a weird vibe to it is because everybody every race every

915
01:21:05,660 --> 01:21:07,900
creed every everything's in fucking New York City.

916
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:09,020
And you go to fucking Chicago.

917
01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:09,740
It's Italians.

918
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:13,100
Fucking you go to fucking Cincinnati.

919
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:16,940
Cincinnati is like Italian Irish like that type of thing.

920
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:22,060
Fucking New Orleans is like the Haitians.

921
01:21:22,780 --> 01:21:26,780
Like fucking like mostly like the Africans like came over.

922
01:21:26,780 --> 01:21:28,540
Haitian boy Kodak Black.

923
01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:29,980
They settled there.

924
01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:37,580
Miami is like like Puerto Ricans and like you know Mexicans like Latinos like all them.

925
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:38,940
Then you go out to fucking Texas.

926
01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:40,700
It's the fucking American boy.

927
01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:43,340
My mom guns American Austin Texas.

928
01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:50,220
Then you got fucking Los Angeles which is like the Jews and the the the Italians.

929
01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:55,420
Like Los Angeles is like the New York of the West Coast pretty much.

930
01:21:56,060 --> 01:21:57,260
Then you got San Francisco.

931
01:21:58,140 --> 01:21:58,700
Just gay.

932
01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,260
Just gay.

933
01:21:59,260 --> 01:22:03,500
And you got Seattle which is like Seattle is just like a sad city.

934
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:06,940
I feel like I've never been but everything that I've seen from Seattle.

935
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:08,300
I'm like this place just looks sad.

936
01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:08,540
Yeah.

937
01:22:08,540 --> 01:22:12,620
You know what I've heard it's actually not as cloudy as they say it is really.

938
01:22:12,620 --> 01:22:12,940
Yeah.

939
01:22:12,940 --> 01:22:13,340
Yeah.

940
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:18,780
I've heard that that's like actually a myth like they get as many sunny days as like San Diego or something.

941
01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:19,340
Really.

942
01:22:19,340 --> 01:22:20,140
That's what I've heard.

943
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:22,860
You have to look it up but it's kind of a myth.

944
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:23,420
Yeah.

945
01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:25,100
What's it's pretty average.

946
01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:25,900
It's pretty average.

947
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:30,060
Oregon called Portland Oregon.

948
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:30,460
Yeah.

949
01:22:30,460 --> 01:22:30,940
Yeah.

950
01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:31,340
Yeah.

951
01:22:31,340 --> 01:22:31,660
Yeah.

952
01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:33,820
They have pretty fucking clean cars out there.

953
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:38,300
I was like looking around for some pickup trucks and they're like preserved in time.

954
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:41,180
You know like classic pickup trucks.

955
01:22:41,180 --> 01:22:41,660
Yeah.

956
01:22:41,660 --> 01:22:45,420
I mean out in the desert they have a lot of classic cars too because there's no potholes.

957
01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:47,260
There's no fucking shit like that.

958
01:22:47,260 --> 01:22:47,660
Right.

959
01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:47,980
Yeah.

960
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:53,180
I always want to travel Route 66 just because it's a fucking completely fucking flat road.

961
01:22:53,180 --> 01:22:56,060
That goes across the entire country.

962
01:22:56,060 --> 01:22:56,220
Yeah.

963
01:22:56,220 --> 01:22:57,100
It goes from where to where.

964
01:22:57,980 --> 01:23:00,780
I think it goes from Virginia to Los Angeles.

965
01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:01,500
Really.

966
01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,660
Or DC to Los Angeles or something like that.

967
01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:04,380
Oh shit.

968
01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:05,340
It goes that far.

969
01:23:05,340 --> 01:23:07,420
I thought it was only like a partial like half of the country.

970
01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:16,460
No it's the like there's there's 90 95 goes from fucking Maine all the way down to fucking Florida.

971
01:23:16,460 --> 01:23:16,940
Yeah.

972
01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:17,100
Yeah.

973
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:25,980
Fucking 66 goes east to west or west to east and it's like the entire country.

974
01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:33,100
It's basically like the fucking like main vein of or the main artery of America that goes across.

975
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:41,740
But you know the reason why there are such long such long flat areas on highways across the entire country.

976
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:45,020
Oh in case an airplane has to go across the entire country.

977
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,420
Oh in case an airplane has to land.

978
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:51,580
It was actually made for World War II just in case that we got invaded.

979
01:23:51,580 --> 01:23:53,500
We had places to land planes and shit.

980
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:53,740
Yeah.

981
01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:54,060
Yeah.

982
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:55,420
It's every every five miles.

983
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:55,580
Yeah.

984
01:23:55,580 --> 01:23:58,700
It has to be like a certain like distance of flat land.

985
01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,740
Isn't that crazy though.

986
01:23:59,740 --> 01:24:02,620
It's like we've got so much room for like airports.

987
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:03,660
We don't even have enough.

988
01:24:03,660 --> 01:24:04,220
You know what I mean?

989
01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:07,100
Like we can literally just shut down highways.

990
01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:09,260
There's highways we don't even fucking use anymore.

991
01:24:09,260 --> 01:24:09,820
Oh yeah.

992
01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:13,740
There's also like another thing like for the Albany Metro thing that I was talking about.

993
01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:15,740
We already have an airport.

994
01:24:15,740 --> 01:24:16,300
Yeah.

995
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:20,460
We get a lot of places have airports but we're an international airport.

996
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:20,860
Yeah.

997
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:24,060
So I mean there's Stewart International couple.

998
01:24:26,060 --> 01:24:31,580
We already have a lot of the things that you need to be a metropolitan.

999
01:24:31,580 --> 01:24:32,780
You just need to make them bigger.

1000
01:24:32,780 --> 01:24:33,100
Yeah.

1001
01:24:33,100 --> 01:24:33,740
Yeah.

1002
01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:37,340
And it's like dude Albany's got some pretty cool architecture.

1003
01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:39,500
It's brutalist brutalist.

1004
01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:39,660
Yeah.

1005
01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:40,300
That's what it's called.

1006
01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:44,780
I was reading that the other day that Albany was the first international airport in the

1007
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:45,740
United States.

1008
01:24:45,740 --> 01:24:46,060
Really?

1009
01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:46,460
What?

1010
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:47,100
Yeah.

1011
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:50,460
I guess because Canada get the fuck out of here.

1012
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:50,780
Yeah.

1013
01:24:50,780 --> 01:24:52,060
1908.

1014
01:24:52,860 --> 01:24:53,740
No shit.

1015
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,380
Yeah.

1016
01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:59,500
Like even before like JFK and shit like 1908 like when planes first were invented.

1017
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:01,340
They just made it the international airport.

1018
01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:07,100
Well, they made the airport and then they first made the international airport in like the 20s.

1019
01:25:07,820 --> 01:25:08,140
Wow.

1020
01:25:08,780 --> 01:25:09,500
That's crazy.

1021
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,260
I mean it's because we're so close to Canada.

1022
01:25:11,260 --> 01:25:14,060
It counts as international flight from Canada.

1023
01:25:14,060 --> 01:25:15,820
That's why it's an international airport.

1024
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:16,460
Yeah.

1025
01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:22,220
Well, I mean I'm sure there's I'm sure there's flights that go there to like you know like

1026
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:23,340
Ireland and stuff.

1027
01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:24,460
No, no.

1028
01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:25,020
There might be.

1029
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:30,460
I looked it up because I wanted to take a trip to like Ireland or fucking shit.

1030
01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:36,460
Every single one I said I had to take a transfer flight from Albany to JFK or LaGuardia and then

1031
01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:37,740
fucking go across.

1032
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:38,540
Huh.

1033
01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:41,260
I wonder what the stipulations are for an international airport.

1034
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:43,500
It's just going over international borders.

1035
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:49,260
But you have to have a certain length runway in order to have like the jets that go to

1036
01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:51,660
like fucking like England and shit.

1037
01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:54,140
And I don't think Albany's is quite long enough yet.

1038
01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:59,340
But if Albany became a metropolitan area you're damn right.

1039
01:25:59,340 --> 01:26:02,140
They'd fucking just bulldoze that entire fucking area.

1040
01:26:02,140 --> 01:26:02,620
Yeah.

1041
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:05,340
The fucking nursing home at the end of the runway.

1042
01:26:05,340 --> 01:26:05,500
Yeah.

1043
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:06,540
They just fucking bulldoze.

1044
01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:09,180
The county nursing homes gone.

1045
01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:11,660
Yeah.

1046
01:26:11,660 --> 01:26:15,980
So this is a insane news story that I read this week.

1047
01:26:15,980 --> 01:26:17,740
Oh, is this the thing that you want to talk about?

1048
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:18,060
Yeah.

1049
01:26:18,060 --> 01:26:21,260
So there was a video of this woman on a plane.

1050
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:24,220
You guys see that is not fucking.

1051
01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:26,460
Yeah.

1052
01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:27,900
She's kind of hot though.

1053
01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:28,140
Yeah.

1054
01:26:28,140 --> 01:26:29,100
I believe her though.

1055
01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:32,140
She doesn't look like she's crazy.

1056
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:33,580
She like looked at this guy.

1057
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:38,140
I guess she was like looking at this guy and she was like, oh, he's not real.

1058
01:26:38,140 --> 01:26:43,100
And so the theory is that he was a shape shapeshifter.

1059
01:26:43,100 --> 01:26:44,300
A shifter, bro.

1060
01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:45,500
He was a shape shifter.

1061
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:46,860
He was a shifter.

1062
01:26:46,860 --> 01:26:47,420
Holy fuck.

1063
01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:47,900
That's crazy.

1064
01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:48,540
I think happened.

1065
01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:51,260
I think she was on the plane.

1066
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:55,820
She was afraid of flying and somebody's like, hey, here's a couple of Xanax.

1067
01:26:57,740 --> 01:27:02,220
She took some and yeah, that was the end of that for her.

1068
01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:05,340
But do you see the other one though of the British guy now?

1069
01:27:05,340 --> 01:27:09,500
So like a day later, there is another one with a British guy and he tried to

1070
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,780
open the escape tour at cruising out to do,

1071
01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:18,700
because he was like there's a person next to you and he was like there's

1072
01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:22,540
something fucked up about that guy and he starts like getting up in the aisle,

1073
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:26,700
screaming and then all the passengers start to tackle him and he's like I got

1074
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:29,340
to go tell the count the captain about this guy

1075
01:27:29,340 --> 01:27:31,260
about this guy.

1076
01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:31,740
Oh my God.

1077
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:35,180
And he was like because like these aren't like crazy people.

1078
01:27:35,180 --> 01:27:39,660
They were just normal people and they're just like they're just looking at these

1079
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,980
people and they're being like, oh, they're not real.

1080
01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:43,100
They're like shape shifters.

1081
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:45,260
They're fucking lizard people or fucking whatever.

1082
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,460
Yes, lizard people.

1083
01:27:46,460 --> 01:27:49,020
Yes, reptilians.

1084
01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:52,380
I was watching a video about all the theories.

1085
01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:54,140
Reptilian humanoids.

1086
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:55,660
Yeah, reptilian humanoids.

1087
01:27:55,660 --> 01:27:59,260
Dude, I think they're just people fucking took too many drugs.

1088
01:27:59,260 --> 01:27:59,900
They're freaking out.

1089
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:04,620
So you're telling me you haven't met somebody out there that you're like that

1090
01:28:04,620 --> 01:28:05,820
person's just not a human.

1091
01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:09,500
I mean, I'm probably about one or two a day.

1092
01:28:10,060 --> 01:28:13,340
Like you just look at them and you're like that's just there's nothing there.

1093
01:28:13,340 --> 01:28:13,740
Yeah.

1094
01:28:13,740 --> 01:28:15,740
Lights are on but nobody's home type shit.

1095
01:28:15,740 --> 01:28:17,980
Yeah, that happens a lot.

1096
01:28:17,980 --> 01:28:21,420
They're usually like working like, you know, there's cashiers.

1097
01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:24,300
That's usually where I run into them.

1098
01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:28,780
Yeah, what was I?

1099
01:28:28,780 --> 01:28:32,300
Oh, did you hear about that one guy who did get the door open on the plane?

1100
01:28:34,460 --> 01:28:35,900
Oh, no, that wasn't it.

1101
01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:36,860
800 feet.

1102
01:28:36,860 --> 01:28:42,300
He managed to get the door open and two people tackled him and a bunch of people

1103
01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:45,820
had to go to the hospital when they landed from like decompression sickness.

1104
01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:47,500
Well, I mean, it's only 800 feet.

1105
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,860
I think you need you need to be compressed over.

1106
01:28:50,860 --> 01:29:01,820
I hate British people.

1107
01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:05,660
They're so fucking storm the cockpit.

1108
01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,340
They're like tackling them.

1109
01:29:07,340 --> 01:29:08,860
The fucking Chad's in the aisle.

1110
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:11,020
Would you do that?

1111
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:14,860
Hell, yeah, because you know, like 9-11, that's how they stopped.

1112
01:29:14,860 --> 01:29:16,620
Fucking flight 93.

1113
01:29:16,620 --> 01:29:19,020
Wow, that's what they said.

1114
01:29:23,740 --> 01:29:26,940
That's all they they stormed the cockpit.

1115
01:29:28,220 --> 01:29:29,580
Sacrifice themselves.

1116
01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:31,340
It's like, yeah, fucking right.

1117
01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:36,620
Well, I can I fucking fucking satellite in space opened up, right.

1118
01:29:36,620 --> 01:29:42,060
And when the commands were given, it fired a laser at a Boeing airplane

1119
01:29:42,060 --> 01:29:44,300
and it just made made it disappear.

1120
01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:46,780
You've never seen parts of it.

1121
01:29:46,780 --> 01:29:47,740
You've never seen parts.

1122
01:29:47,740 --> 01:29:48,700
But it was a document.

1123
01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:50,380
I mean, I have myself.

1124
01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:52,380
It was a documented flight, though.

1125
01:29:52,380 --> 01:29:53,180
Documented flight.

1126
01:29:53,180 --> 01:29:53,980
What does that mean?

1127
01:29:53,980 --> 01:29:54,460
What do you mean?

1128
01:29:54,460 --> 01:29:56,380
They were real people on that plane.

1129
01:29:56,380 --> 01:29:57,820
Wow, it was a real laser, too.

1130
01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:02,860
Just space.

1131
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:04,380
This is something I want to talk about.

1132
01:30:05,020 --> 01:30:10,060
They made an entire branch of the military for the fucking Space Force.

1133
01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:13,420
And they're like, they're like, no, there's nothing going on up here.

1134
01:30:13,420 --> 01:30:15,500
We don't have any space lasers or anything.

1135
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:20,540
And there's like you wouldn't make an entire branch of a military

1136
01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:23,980
for just going just in case there's aliens.

1137
01:30:23,980 --> 01:30:25,980
Yeah. And then they laughed at Trump for it.

1138
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:26,220
Yeah.

1139
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:30,140
And it's like, dude, he probably was briefed on some shit.

1140
01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:32,780
And he's like, bro, we have what up there?

1141
01:30:32,780 --> 01:30:33,340
Yeah.

1142
01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:36,060
We need to make something for this immediately.

1143
01:30:36,060 --> 01:30:36,780
Yeah.

1144
01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:39,820
It's like, dude, they probably took him in a back room and they're like,

1145
01:30:39,820 --> 01:30:42,620
look, we're going to show you some shit.

1146
01:30:42,620 --> 01:30:47,660
We've been meaning to brief you on this, but we've been holding off.

1147
01:30:47,660 --> 01:30:48,460
All right.

1148
01:30:48,460 --> 01:30:51,660
So we just want to prepare you for what you're about to see.

1149
01:30:51,660 --> 01:30:54,700
And it was like five minutes long of just like all the different kinds of

1150
01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:56,300
fucking aliens out there and shit.

1151
01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:57,340
Or death lasers.

1152
01:30:57,340 --> 01:30:58,780
All the shit China has.

1153
01:30:58,780 --> 01:31:00,220
It was like, that's it.

1154
01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:01,900
We're making the fucking Space Force.

1155
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:03,500
Immediately.

1156
01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:09,100
Bro, the fucking reptilian humanoids control the elite of America.

1157
01:31:09,100 --> 01:31:09,900
Okay.

1158
01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:13,180
The fucking president is a reptilian.

1159
01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:14,380
So is the queen.

1160
01:31:14,380 --> 01:31:15,100
So is Zuck.

1161
01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:17,180
It's a reptilian.

1162
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:17,740
What would he be?

1163
01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:18,700
What kind of reptile?

1164
01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:22,460
He's more like a fucking turtle.

1165
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:24,940
Nah, that's Mitch McConnell.

1166
01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:30,540
They're like lizard people that are trying to blend in with society,

1167
01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:32,220
but they're trying to slowly take it over.

1168
01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:34,220
They can change their face and shit.

1169
01:31:34,220 --> 01:31:34,460
Yeah.

1170
01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:35,900
They're shapeshifters.

1171
01:31:35,900 --> 01:31:36,460
Damn.

1172
01:31:36,460 --> 01:31:39,180
I mean, you know, that was the whole theory with Hillary Clinton.

1173
01:31:39,180 --> 01:31:43,500
There's also AI humans who are just humans that are generated by,

1174
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:45,820
but they don't have like brains and they don't have souls.

1175
01:31:45,820 --> 01:31:49,580
They're just like humans that have like computer chips in them

1176
01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,580
that are being controlled by an AI.

1177
01:31:52,220 --> 01:31:53,260
Damn bro.

1178
01:31:53,260 --> 01:31:56,380
That's like, remember that that's what they saw on the plane, bro.

1179
01:31:56,380 --> 01:32:00,300
That reminds me of the the thing I sent you guys in the chat.

1180
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:02,060
I can't really say, but the hacker.

1181
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,260
Oh, remember I told you about that?

1182
01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:07,020
That case I was reading.

1183
01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:07,420
Yeah.

1184
01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:07,660
Yeah.

1185
01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:35,020
So there's a lot of wild theories coming out.

1186
01:32:35,020 --> 01:32:38,780
So there's a lot of wild dude.

1187
01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:39,660
I was watching this video.

1188
01:32:39,660 --> 01:32:42,860
This guy was delving deeper into these conspiracy theories.

1189
01:32:42,860 --> 01:32:43,980
Very dude.

1190
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:47,180
Did you I saw this one guy that said he was on the plane

1191
01:32:47,900 --> 01:32:52,060
and he said the guy when he was getting off, looked back and he winked at him,

1192
01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:53,820
but his eyes blinked sideways.

1193
01:32:56,460 --> 01:32:57,580
Lizard people.

1194
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:59,340
I'm like, you got that shit from men in black.

1195
01:32:59,340 --> 01:33:02,220
Well, you think about like a plane social, like a tense environment

1196
01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:04,460
because like you're up 40,000 feet in the air.

1197
01:33:04,460 --> 01:33:07,260
You don't have control over that shit control.

1198
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:09,340
And like, you know, something's wrong.

1199
01:33:09,340 --> 01:33:10,220
You're fucked.

1200
01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,340
I think they're fake.

1201
01:33:11,340 --> 01:33:12,140
Like they're just fake.

1202
01:33:12,860 --> 01:33:14,300
Now they're pretty fucking real.

1203
01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:16,300
Planes are fake.

1204
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:18,860
You just get into a tube and you actually teleport to the place,

1205
01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:20,460
but it takes that long to teleport.

1206
01:33:20,460 --> 01:33:23,900
Or they make you think it's really far away, but it's not really far away.

1207
01:33:23,900 --> 01:33:24,380
Yeah.

1208
01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:26,460
It's like, you know, it's like the flat.

1209
01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:30,220
There's some like some wild conspiracies that I'm like people believe that shit.

1210
01:33:30,220 --> 01:33:30,460
Yeah.

1211
01:33:30,460 --> 01:33:34,380
Like you think that when you drive to Boston is really far,

1212
01:33:34,380 --> 01:33:36,220
but the highway is just moving under your car.

1213
01:33:37,660 --> 01:33:38,140
I don't know.

1214
01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:39,180
That was dumb.

1215
01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:42,060
But I don't know, man.

1216
01:33:44,220 --> 01:33:45,500
I think they're pretty fucking real.

1217
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,060
I've been on a couple and they seem pretty real.

1218
01:33:48,060 --> 01:33:50,060
Bro, you ever go, you ever do DMT?

1219
01:33:51,180 --> 01:33:51,420
Me?

1220
01:33:52,140 --> 01:33:52,380
Yeah.

1221
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:53,980
Now, have you?

1222
01:33:53,980 --> 01:33:54,220
No.

1223
01:33:56,140 --> 01:33:56,940
Have you, Casey?

1224
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:57,500
I have not.

1225
01:33:58,300 --> 01:33:59,420
I'd like to smoke it.

1226
01:33:59,420 --> 01:34:01,020
I think maybe make a suppository.

1227
01:34:01,020 --> 01:34:03,100
I think it's a little safer.

1228
01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:04,540
DMT suppository.

1229
01:34:04,540 --> 01:34:05,660
DMT special.

1230
01:34:05,660 --> 01:34:06,160
Yeah.

1231
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:08,700
I wouldn't fucking lose my shit.

1232
01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:10,300
I feel like it wouldn't end well for me.

1233
01:34:10,300 --> 01:34:11,900
I don't like being out of control.

1234
01:34:11,900 --> 01:34:12,940
Oh no, dude.

1235
01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:13,500
Yeah.

1236
01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:15,340
I also feel like ayahuasca would be bad.

1237
01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:16,640
Yeah.

1238
01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:19,100
Ayahuasca, peyote.

1239
01:34:19,740 --> 01:34:20,940
We go bro.

1240
01:34:21,660 --> 01:34:22,160
Yeah.

1241
01:34:22,700 --> 01:34:23,200
Weed.

1242
01:34:24,460 --> 01:34:28,220
No, we, I mean, dude, weed does make me paranoid.

1243
01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:30,300
Makes me really paranoid.

1244
01:34:30,300 --> 01:34:32,620
You're having a panic attack.

1245
01:34:32,620 --> 01:34:33,100
Yeah.

1246
01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:33,900
That's a problem.

1247
01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:37,340
I just, I want to feel good without drugs.

1248
01:34:37,340 --> 01:34:37,980
So do I.

1249
01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:38,700
That's my goal.

1250
01:34:39,900 --> 01:34:40,620
What does everybody do?

1251
01:34:44,860 --> 01:34:45,660
That's the problem.

1252
01:34:47,660 --> 01:34:49,580
I don't know if it's possible to be honest with you.

1253
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,300
Yeah, it is.

1254
01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:52,140
I feel pretty happy without doing drugs.

1255
01:34:52,940 --> 01:34:55,580
Sitting there with Jack Daniels.

1256
01:34:55,580 --> 01:35:00,540
I don't know, you seem pretty unhappy with the nicotine withdrawals.

1257
01:35:00,540 --> 01:35:01,420
Dude, that sucks.

1258
01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:04,300
Yeah, but that goes away.

1259
01:35:04,300 --> 01:35:04,800
Yeah.

1260
01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:09,340
Dude, when I fucking quit the last time, that was brutal.

1261
01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:13,500
I'm quitting after this 10, so I'm fucking savoring this one.

1262
01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:17,820
But I am not looking forward to the next two weeks of the withdrawal symptoms.

1263
01:35:18,460 --> 01:35:22,060
What about just getting some nicotine gum?

1264
01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:24,460
Just a little bit to chew on.

1265
01:35:24,460 --> 01:35:25,900
Just nicotine.

1266
01:35:25,900 --> 01:35:27,260
This isn't anything else.

1267
01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:28,460
This is just nicotine.

1268
01:35:28,460 --> 01:35:28,940
Really?

1269
01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:29,260
Yeah.

1270
01:35:29,260 --> 01:35:30,220
Let me see that tin.

1271
01:35:31,820 --> 01:35:33,660
Damn, what do you got, man?

1272
01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:37,580
You got one left.

1273
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:38,800
Yeah.

1274
01:35:39,980 --> 01:35:41,180
Dude, that smells pretty good.

1275
01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:41,900
It's wintergreen.

1276
01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:44,780
I got another tin in my car if you want one.

1277
01:35:45,580 --> 01:35:46,940
So I don't do it.

1278
01:35:46,940 --> 01:35:49,660
No, I can't take that off your hands, dude.

1279
01:35:50,540 --> 01:35:53,900
I have five more in my car that I have to get rid of.

1280
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:58,460
I'm getting actually just nauseous just smelling it.

1281
01:35:58,460 --> 01:35:58,940
Really?

1282
01:35:58,940 --> 01:35:59,980
I like the smell.

1283
01:35:59,980 --> 01:36:04,460
But yeah, I did it one time when I was working in a warehouse.

1284
01:36:05,020 --> 01:36:06,540
I packed two lids.

1285
01:36:06,540 --> 01:36:07,740
I put two pouches in.

1286
01:36:08,780 --> 01:36:12,060
And it was, I think we talked about this.

1287
01:36:12,060 --> 01:36:13,260
It was that fake cherry flavor.

1288
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:18,940
And dude, till this day, just thinking about doing it makes me nauseous.

1289
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:20,620
I got so sick from it.

1290
01:36:20,620 --> 01:36:23,260
Because I think you went too far too early.

1291
01:36:23,260 --> 01:36:23,980
Yeah.

1292
01:36:23,980 --> 01:36:24,460
Oh yeah.

1293
01:36:24,460 --> 01:36:26,300
If I just did one, I would have been fine.

1294
01:36:26,300 --> 01:36:31,660
But since I never did it and I put two in, dude, it's just the first couple times I dipped,

1295
01:36:31,660 --> 01:36:32,300
I threw up.

1296
01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:38,460
And then when I got over that part, it was, I just, I feel like anything that makes you throw up

1297
01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:43,820
and you just keep doing it and you got to force yourself to do it is kind of a problem.

1298
01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,100
It helps.

1299
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,340
It really does.

1300
01:36:47,340 --> 01:36:49,180
But I'm trying to quit.

1301
01:36:49,180 --> 01:36:52,140
So I get my heart rate down, my blood pressure back down,

1302
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:54,220
because I know they're going to fucking check that shit too.

1303
01:36:55,740 --> 01:36:56,380
Yeah.

1304
01:36:56,380 --> 01:36:58,940
They do like a medical screening.

1305
01:36:58,940 --> 01:37:01,980
Oh, well that's, no, you get that done prior.

1306
01:37:01,980 --> 01:37:04,620
That's like, you go to like an urgent, yeah.

1307
01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:05,260
That's what I'm saying.

1308
01:37:05,260 --> 01:37:08,460
But like, I got to get my blood pressure and heart rate down for that.

1309
01:37:08,460 --> 01:37:09,500
Is it a problem?

1310
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:14,620
I mean, my fucking heart rate is like sitting at like 90 to 100 most of the time,

1311
01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:15,980
90 to 110.

1312
01:37:15,980 --> 01:37:20,700
And my blood pressure was like 150 over fucking 96, 98.

1313
01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:24,140
So it's pretty, it's high, but I know it's because of the nicotine.

1314
01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:25,260
Yeah.

1315
01:37:27,260 --> 01:37:28,860
150 is not terrible.

1316
01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:29,340
Yeah.

1317
01:37:29,340 --> 01:37:31,660
That's about where mine was 150, 160.

1318
01:37:31,660 --> 01:37:37,100
And back in the day, because they fucking like the fucking doctor at the urgent care was just

1319
01:37:37,100 --> 01:37:40,140
like, I can't let you take this test if your blood pressure is that high.

1320
01:37:40,140 --> 01:37:44,300
And I'm like, bro, I will lift this box right now in front of you.

1321
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:45,180
I don't give a shit.

1322
01:37:45,180 --> 01:37:46,300
I'm not going to die.

1323
01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:47,100
Dude.

1324
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:52,860
It's like just pop a couple of propanolols before you go to the doctor, beta blockers,

1325
01:37:52,860 --> 01:37:56,300
the topral wall, whatever you got laying around.

1326
01:37:56,300 --> 01:37:58,620
I might know a guy that looks like me.

1327
01:37:58,620 --> 01:37:59,580
They're handsome.

1328
01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:03,100
Me too.

1329
01:38:03,100 --> 01:38:08,940
So if before you go in an hour before your physical, you know.

1330
01:38:11,260 --> 01:38:12,860
I don't know if they drug test you or anything.

1331
01:38:12,860 --> 01:38:15,420
I literally have some that you can have.

1332
01:38:15,420 --> 01:38:15,660
Yeah.

1333
01:38:15,660 --> 01:38:18,380
I have this is all metaphorical.

1334
01:38:18,380 --> 01:38:19,580
We're cutting this.

1335
01:38:19,580 --> 01:38:21,180
We're cutting this part out.

1336
01:38:21,180 --> 01:38:23,820
No, I mean, dude, they're not any kind of controlled substance.

1337
01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:25,020
You know.

1338
01:38:25,980 --> 01:38:27,660
Yeah, exactly.

1339
01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:28,940
I mean, that's what they want anyway.

1340
01:38:28,940 --> 01:38:30,860
It's good to blood pressure now.

1341
01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:31,360
Right.

1342
01:38:31,980 --> 01:38:32,700
Yeah.

1343
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:37,020
But like my blood pressure is like for fucking whatever reason, it was like pretty high

1344
01:38:37,020 --> 01:38:39,820
because I was fucking stressed out because I hate doctors.

1345
01:38:39,820 --> 01:38:40,780
And I was like freaking out.

1346
01:38:40,780 --> 01:38:42,540
So my blood pressure was like one fucking.

1347
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:46,140
It got 160 over 100 at one point.

1348
01:38:46,140 --> 01:38:49,340
And then they're like, this is this is this is a hypertensive emergency.

1349
01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:52,300
I'm like, we don't even start high pretence of a merge.

1350
01:38:52,300 --> 01:38:53,740
And I go, I go brother.

1351
01:38:53,740 --> 01:38:54,620
I go brother.

1352
01:38:54,620 --> 01:38:59,420
We don't start treating this until 200 in my 160.

1353
01:39:00,060 --> 01:39:01,340
Yeah, I know people.

1354
01:39:01,340 --> 01:39:03,340
It seems like it gets lower and lower all the time.

1355
01:39:03,340 --> 01:39:04,940
Like pre hypertensive.

1356
01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:08,300
I read the 130 to like 150.

1357
01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:10,300
Now it used to be 140.

1358
01:39:10,300 --> 01:39:11,740
Yeah, it's pretty hypertensive.

1359
01:39:11,740 --> 01:39:13,180
It's 130 to 140.

1360
01:39:13,660 --> 01:39:16,780
I've heard people like at 129 where the doctor's like,

1361
01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:20,780
it's like, dude, who on earth has a blood pressure below 129?

1362
01:39:21,340 --> 01:39:21,900
You know what I mean?

1363
01:39:23,020 --> 01:39:25,820
And then it's like hypotensive.

1364
01:39:25,820 --> 01:39:28,540
They're saying is like people start getting freaked out around 100.

1365
01:39:28,540 --> 01:39:31,900
It's like, so we have a 20, 20 point normal.

1366
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:33,260
Get the fuck out of here.

1367
01:39:33,260 --> 01:39:34,700
And it's variable, dude.

1368
01:39:34,700 --> 01:39:35,100
Oh, yeah.

1369
01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:35,900
It's so variable.

1370
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:36,940
There's so many factors.

1371
01:39:36,940 --> 01:39:40,220
I start going like, hmm, when it's like 80 over 60.

1372
01:39:40,220 --> 01:39:41,740
Like when it gets to that point, I'm like,

1373
01:39:42,380 --> 01:39:43,500
we might need some fluids.

1374
01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:44,620
That's pretty fucking low.

1375
01:39:44,620 --> 01:39:45,120
Yeah.

1376
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:52,140
But like if it's like fucking 99 over fucking 62, I'm like, whatever.

1377
01:39:52,140 --> 01:39:53,020
Yeah, that's perfect.

1378
01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:53,520
Yeah.

1379
01:39:53,980 --> 01:39:59,180
But if I get like fucking somebody who's like 150 over fucking 98,

1380
01:39:59,180 --> 01:40:00,780
I'm not going to freak out about it.

1381
01:40:00,780 --> 01:40:02,620
I never would freak out over something like that.

1382
01:40:02,620 --> 01:40:03,340
No, dude.

1383
01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:06,700
Unless they're like a fucking marathon runner or something,

1384
01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:08,940
then I'd be like, OK, there's something going on here.

1385
01:40:08,940 --> 01:40:09,440
Yeah.

1386
01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:10,060
Yeah.

1387
01:40:10,060 --> 01:40:14,380
But like if they're just like a normal person and I see like 150s or like even

1388
01:40:14,380 --> 01:40:17,100
once like 160, I'd be like, it's a little high.

1389
01:40:17,100 --> 01:40:20,620
But I want to be like, this person's going to die immediately.

1390
01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:22,380
This person's going to have a stroke.

1391
01:40:22,380 --> 01:40:22,880
Yeah.

1392
01:40:23,580 --> 01:40:26,940
Like it wasn't even close to fucking 200.

1393
01:40:26,940 --> 01:40:31,820
Like they were more worried about my, what is it, systolic and dystolic?

1394
01:40:31,820 --> 01:40:33,420
Is the lower number is dystolic?

1395
01:40:33,420 --> 01:40:34,140
Dystolic.

1396
01:40:34,140 --> 01:40:35,260
Yeah, dystolic.

1397
01:40:35,260 --> 01:40:37,260
Like they were worried that that was close to 100.

1398
01:40:37,260 --> 01:40:39,980
I'm like, whatever, dude.

1399
01:40:39,980 --> 01:40:41,020
Yeah.

1400
01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:43,020
So that's your vessels at rest, right?

1401
01:40:43,020 --> 01:40:44,460
When the heart's not pumping.

1402
01:40:44,460 --> 01:40:47,020
So that's how much pressure is in your vessel.

1403
01:40:47,020 --> 01:40:48,940
So that was high.

1404
01:40:48,940 --> 01:40:49,980
That was high.

1405
01:40:49,980 --> 01:40:50,380
Huh.

1406
01:40:50,380 --> 01:40:52,140
What do you think would cause that, Casey?

1407
01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:53,580
Stress, nicotine.

1408
01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:56,380
Cause a high systemic vascular resistance.

1409
01:40:56,380 --> 01:40:57,580
Stress and nicotine.

1410
01:40:57,580 --> 01:40:58,080
Exactly.

1411
01:40:58,620 --> 01:40:59,420
Yeah, you think so?

1412
01:40:59,420 --> 01:40:59,900
Yeah.

1413
01:40:59,900 --> 01:41:01,180
That's 100% what it is.

1414
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,340
I already know what the fucking problem is.

1415
01:41:03,340 --> 01:41:04,940
It's stress and nicotine.

1416
01:41:05,580 --> 01:41:06,060
Damn.

1417
01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:07,500
And caffeine.

1418
01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:08,460
Yeah, caffeine.

1419
01:41:08,460 --> 01:41:09,180
Definitely.

1420
01:41:09,180 --> 01:41:11,180
Caffeine stress and nicotine.

1421
01:41:11,180 --> 01:41:12,380
Caffeine stress and nicotine.

1422
01:41:12,380 --> 01:41:13,980
Methamphetamine.

1423
01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:15,020
Aftersclerosis.

1424
01:41:16,540 --> 01:41:17,580
All that shit.

1425
01:41:17,580 --> 01:41:19,820
But like for me, it's stress, caffeine and nicotine.

1426
01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:24,940
If I'm cutting all that shit out and I'm probably gonna get back to like 110 over fucking 70.

1427
01:41:24,940 --> 01:41:26,060
Yeah, dude.

1428
01:41:26,060 --> 01:41:29,180
Caffeine is the most underrated drug out there.

1429
01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:32,300
Such a stimulant that people don't even know.

1430
01:41:32,300 --> 01:41:34,540
They don't even because they get so fucking used to it.

1431
01:41:34,540 --> 01:41:34,860
Yeah.

1432
01:41:34,860 --> 01:41:36,140
And now we've talked about those.

1433
01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:41,580
And also like the actual like fatal doses of like just pure caffeine is like super low.

1434
01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:44,300
Bro, just do a deep carotid massage before they do your book.

1435
01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:45,260
Yeah, I'm just fucking do.

1436
01:41:47,740 --> 01:41:49,500
Is that like, is that like vagal stent?

1437
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:50,300
It's a vagal stent.

1438
01:41:50,300 --> 01:41:53,180
Or I'll rub my butthole before I do it.

1439
01:41:53,740 --> 01:41:54,460
Is that a thing?

1440
01:41:54,460 --> 01:41:55,500
Yeah, rubbing your butthole.

1441
01:41:55,500 --> 01:41:56,060
Yeah, anal.

1442
01:41:56,060 --> 01:41:56,540
Is it?

1443
01:41:56,540 --> 01:41:56,700
Yeah.

1444
01:41:57,340 --> 01:41:58,460
Dude, I forgot.

1445
01:41:58,460 --> 01:42:00,060
Yeah, do a Valsalva maneuver.

1446
01:42:00,060 --> 01:42:02,460
Because you do the, you can do this.

1447
01:42:02,460 --> 01:42:05,260
That lowers that lowers blood pressure.

1448
01:42:05,260 --> 01:42:09,100
You can stimulate the anus, which lowers the blood pressure.

1449
01:42:10,460 --> 01:42:14,780
There's one here too, that you can do like your, your thing.

1450
01:42:14,780 --> 01:42:16,300
And I think your brachial you can do too.

1451
01:42:17,340 --> 01:42:20,780
I forgot about a bunch of forgot about that.

1452
01:42:20,780 --> 01:42:21,340
That was the thing.

1453
01:42:21,340 --> 01:42:23,180
I mean, bearing down, you can do too.

1454
01:42:23,180 --> 01:42:25,020
Like you can do that and then fucking drop it.

1455
01:42:25,020 --> 01:42:26,620
So I'd be like, all right, take the blood pressure now.

1456
01:42:28,220 --> 01:42:29,660
It's going to go back up in a couple seconds.

1457
01:42:29,660 --> 01:42:30,160
Do it.

1458
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:36,480
There's something else that acts as like a natural beta blocker.

1459
01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:37,840
Why they take your blood pressure.

1460
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:39,520
Yeah.

1461
01:42:39,520 --> 01:42:40,020
Yeah.

1462
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:41,760
Holy shit.

1463
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:42,800
I fucking feel lightheaded.

1464
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:46,720
Whoa.

1465
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:47,360
Holy shit.

1466
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:48,800
What were we saying just before that?

1467
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:49,920
We were talking about something.

1468
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:54,800
Oh, you weren't here for that story that I was telling.

1469
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:58,160
Fucking when I was like 18 years old, I would join a whole bunch of like

1470
01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,720
boomer groups on Facebook because I thought it was hilarious.

1471
01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:06,400
Like boomers, like, like boats uncensored or boaters uncensored or RVs.

1472
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,560
Uncensored anything was like uncensored in it.

1473
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:10,800
I'm like, I'm fucking joining this cause it's hilarious.

1474
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:16,000
And like, it just ended up turning into like fucking getting messages from like

1475
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:16,640
random boomers.

1476
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:18,240
They're like, do you want to fuck my wife?

1477
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:20,480
I'm like, what?

1478
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:22,800
Like you're a young buck.

1479
01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:24,880
Do you want to fuck my wife in front of me?

1480
01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:27,520
And then they send me a new to their wife.

1481
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:29,280
And I'm like, what?

1482
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:30,640
Wow.

1483
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:32,080
I might have to join one of these groups.

1484
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,440
Like I got cuckolding thing.

1485
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:35,680
Yeah.

1486
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:40,080
Like for whatever reason, like these, like these boots, like there's so many boomer

1487
01:43:40,080 --> 01:43:42,320
groups where people want their wives to get fucked.

1488
01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:47,600
You would have, you do, you do, you do better if you were a young black man though.

1489
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:48,100
Yeah.

1490
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:52,240
That's literally what they're primarily looking for.

1491
01:43:52,240 --> 01:43:53,280
Oh my God.

1492
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:57,040
But like, if you're, if you're an athletic young man, they'll be like,

1493
01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:58,720
do you want to fuck my wife?

1494
01:43:58,720 --> 01:43:59,920
Oh my God.

1495
01:43:59,920 --> 01:44:00,720
Like that's a thing.

1496
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:07,200
Dude, I was like, I came across this fucking Ted talk of this guy talking about how he

1497
01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:08,160
like lives.

1498
01:44:08,160 --> 01:44:09,920
He's talking about the lifestyle.

1499
01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:11,200
Oh, the lifestyle.

1500
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:13,520
They always are talking about the lifestyle.

1501
01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,000
Yeah.

1502
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:20,480
And it was like, but it was like a, a thing where the wife is like dominant.

1503
01:44:20,480 --> 01:44:20,960
Yeah.

1504
01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:24,640
And she like bosses him around and this guy was just like talking about it.

1505
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:25,840
Like it's so normal.

1506
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:28,400
He's like, I, I embrace this lifestyle.

1507
01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:31,200
And he goes, I'm going to embrace it till the day I die.

1508
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:37,280
Like he was just like, so like just making it like so fucking normal and like teaching

1509
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:39,040
other people, like how to do it and stuff.

1510
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:40,640
But it was like a Ted talk.

1511
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:42,080
It was just like, it was so

1512
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:43,040
Send that to the group chat.

1513
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:43,920
Cause that'd be really funny.

1514
01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:45,760
And it was so bizarre, dude.

1515
01:44:46,480 --> 01:44:48,960
And yeah, I'll see if I can find it.

1516
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:52,800
But like, it's not like looking for like girls to like, you know, fuck their wives.

1517
01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:55,040
Like, cause you know, I know that's the thing for some people.

1518
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:58,480
Like, like being like, yo, I wanted to see my wife Les out or some shit.

1519
01:44:58,480 --> 01:44:58,880
Yeah.

1520
01:44:58,880 --> 01:45:02,000
But like, it was like finding dudes to fuck their wives.

1521
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:04,800
I'm like, that's dude, the cuck thing.

1522
01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:05,600
That's wild.

1523
01:45:07,440 --> 01:45:10,000
Dude, it's really, it's really fucking common.

1524
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,600
I'm like, that's why it's like, it's all like these like 40 year old boomers,

1525
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:14,800
50 year old boomers and shit.

1526
01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:16,800
There was like, you want to fuck my wife's son.

1527
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,080
Here's a picture of her pussy.

1528
01:45:18,080 --> 01:45:19,440
I'm like, what the fuck?

1529
01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:21,280
Like I was any of them.

1530
01:45:21,280 --> 01:45:21,680
Nice.

1531
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:22,640
I was 18.

1532
01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:24,160
Were any of them nice?

1533
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:28,480
Uh, some of them were like, they had like some like milfs out there, but most of them

1534
01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:31,680
were like, you know, like the women you see at fucking Costco and shit.

1535
01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:37,280
Like there's like, think of all that shit that's going on that like, you don't even

1536
01:45:37,280 --> 01:45:42,720
know about, you know, it's just like, I don't know, a lady sitting next to you in the parking

1537
01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:48,080
lot at Walmart is like setting up like some cuck thing for their fucking husband.

1538
01:45:48,080 --> 01:45:48,320
Yeah.

1539
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:51,280
You never know dude, it's happening all over the place.

1540
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:52,800
Like, especially now with the internet.

1541
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:53,280
Oh yeah.

1542
01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:54,480
So fucking easy.

1543
01:45:54,480 --> 01:45:56,080
Like it was so fucking weird.

1544
01:45:56,080 --> 01:45:59,680
Like I just joined these things to like find boomer memes in like the wild.

1545
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:03,120
And then I got like requests to fuck people's wives.

1546
01:46:04,320 --> 01:46:05,360
Like it was weird.

1547
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:08,880
Damn, I'm going to get on these RV forms.

1548
01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:14,320
It was like RVs boating, but then like they called it, I think they called it something

1549
01:46:14,320 --> 01:46:15,760
like hot wives.

1550
01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:19,680
Like a hot wife is a, is a, is a wife that wants to get fucked by other dudes.

1551
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,880
The husband's okay with it.

1552
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:23,200
It's okay.

1553
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:25,520
So what's the difference between that and cuck holding?

1554
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:28,960
I think it's the same thing, but I think like the woman's called a hot wife and the

1555
01:46:28,960 --> 01:46:29,920
guy's called the cock.

1556
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:30,800
I don't fucking know.

1557
01:46:31,680 --> 01:46:36,640
So like with the cock thing, the husband has to be there and he's usually like filming it.

1558
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:36,880
Yeah.

1559
01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:39,200
But there, but I think, I think that's the difference with the hot wife.

1560
01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:43,520
The husband doesn't have to be there, but like she basically tells him how good of a

1561
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:45,200
fuck the person was.

1562
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:46,160
Oh my God.

1563
01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:46,960
That shit's awesome.

1564
01:46:46,960 --> 01:46:48,240
That's fucking insane.

1565
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:49,120
That's awesome.

1566
01:46:49,120 --> 01:46:51,120
How is that awesome bro?

1567
01:46:52,320 --> 01:46:53,840
It's just like so filthy.

1568
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:55,120
It's fucking great.

1569
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:58,720
It's like, I love that there's like, I love that there's women out there doing that.

1570
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:00,560
So cool.

1571
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:03,120
What a time to be alive.

1572
01:47:04,240 --> 01:47:06,720
You know, rather if you were single, you'd probably be like, what are those?

1573
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:10,480
I'm sure it's always been around.

1574
01:47:10,480 --> 01:47:11,440
It probably has been.

1575
01:47:11,440 --> 01:47:12,640
Yeah, I'm sure.

1576
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:16,320
I mean, like the King would get like the Queen fucked like all the time by like, you

1577
01:47:16,320 --> 01:47:17,440
know, nights and shit.

1578
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:18,480
Really?

1579
01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:19,360
Yeah. That was like a thing.

1580
01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:25,280
Because like he couldn't satisfy her, but like a burly night could.

1581
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:28,240
And then he would take him out back and fucking have murdered.

1582
01:47:28,240 --> 01:47:29,600
You know, Hey, it's worth it.

1583
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:32,160
Have regrets after.

1584
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:36,000
But life was what all the people say.

1585
01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:37,040
That's life.

1586
01:47:38,480 --> 01:47:38,960
Damn.

1587
01:47:39,520 --> 01:47:41,840
Yeah. But that's like, dude, that's just wild to me.

1588
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:43,120
Yeah.

1589
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:47,040
There's like, I always wonder what's going on in people's heads.

1590
01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:52,000
Dude, in nursing, like not nursing homes, but like retirement communities of like

1591
01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:53,600
people who are in like their 60s and shit.

1592
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:55,600
There's just orgies all the time.

1593
01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:57,520
That's an actual thing.

1594
01:47:57,520 --> 01:48:04,320
Like, like I went down to like my grandfather's funeral, like, and like I had to say it like

1595
01:48:04,320 --> 01:48:08,720
the like the the the the retirement community.

1596
01:48:10,720 --> 01:48:12,960
They were they were doing some stuff down there.

1597
01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:17,520
Did you just hear like some noise from the other room?

1598
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:23,600
No, like they like they had like groups at like the like the the the main like like lobby

1599
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:24,240
area, I guess.

1600
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:27,200
Like it's like a big like pool and like shuffleboard like area and stuff.

1601
01:48:27,840 --> 01:48:35,040
But then I saw couples going in together and then I saw other people with the different

1602
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:37,680
parties of the couples and they went to different houses.

1603
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:40,000
Oh, damn.

1604
01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:43,600
And then I also saw multiple groups going to other houses.

1605
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:47,200
And then I would like I would ride my ride one of the bikes they had around there.

1606
01:48:47,200 --> 01:48:48,560
They just had their fucking windows open.

1607
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:49,840
You could see fucking orgies.

1608
01:48:49,840 --> 01:48:51,360
And I was like, what the fuck?

1609
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:55,840
That's a real fucking thing.

1610
01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:56,960
I'm not lying.

1611
01:48:56,960 --> 01:48:57,680
That was real.

1612
01:48:58,960 --> 01:48:59,920
I wish it wasn't.

1613
01:49:00,720 --> 01:49:02,240
That was a real thing that I saw.

1614
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:04,640
How old are you?

1615
01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:05,600
No, it's just this year.

1616
01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:09,280
You're riding the bike.

1617
01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:13,680
What the fuck is going on in there?

1618
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:16,720
I see people leaving the thing and then like later in the night, I'd be like, whatever.

1619
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:19,600
I'm like driving the golf cart or like riding a bike around like the thing, because it was

1620
01:49:19,600 --> 01:49:22,400
like a nice like little like thing that you could like do circles around.

1621
01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:26,160
And I just saw people with the full on lights on curtains open, just orgy.

1622
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:27,520
I'm like, what the fuck?

1623
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:29,360
Dude, they're probably getting more than I am.

1624
01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:31,280
I mean, what else are you going to do?

1625
01:49:33,440 --> 01:49:34,400
That's hilarious.

1626
01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:36,000
What else are you going to do when you're that age?

1627
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:38,160
Like you fucking you're already retired.

1628
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:38,880
You did that shit.

1629
01:49:38,880 --> 01:49:40,560
So why not get fucking adventurous?

1630
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:42,160
They're probably getting a few times a day.

1631
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:43,680
Fucking widows only club.

1632
01:49:44,880 --> 01:49:45,600
Only widows.

1633
01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:46,480
I can't wait.

1634
01:49:46,480 --> 01:49:47,760
Where's retirement?

1635
01:49:47,760 --> 01:49:48,640
This is in Florida.

1636
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:54,080
Dude, I'm sure there's retirement communities where they're dedicated to that.

1637
01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:55,200
Like that's a type of shit.

1638
01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:55,600
Yeah.

1639
01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:55,760
Yeah.

1640
01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:57,200
That's like the primary.

1641
01:49:57,200 --> 01:50:01,840
They don't talk about it, but like it's a thing, but like it's like pineapple resort.

1642
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:02,480
You know what I mean?

1643
01:50:02,480 --> 01:50:03,120
Something like that.

1644
01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:03,520
Yeah.

1645
01:50:03,520 --> 01:50:05,040
It's like the pineapple flamingos.

1646
01:50:05,040 --> 01:50:08,720
If they have flamingos out in front of their house, they're they're part of that lifestyle.

1647
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:10,960
But that's like every house in Florida.

1648
01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:13,360
That was most of the houses there.

1649
01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:17,600
But like I was very happy that my grandfather's house did not have flamingos outside.

1650
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:18,960
Dude, that's fucking crazy.

1651
01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:21,920
Finally get to bang the girl you wanted to bang in high school.

1652
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,720
She's like a fucking 105 years old.

1653
01:50:25,840 --> 01:50:29,360
And like your wife is in your league and your wife is cool with it.

1654
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:32,480
Apparently like, yeah, so I'm not going to get her pregnant.

1655
01:50:32,480 --> 01:50:35,520
Yeah.

1656
01:50:35,520 --> 01:50:37,200
Dude, it's fucking wild, man.

1657
01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:38,720
That's fucking insane.

1658
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:41,760
Like I feel like I feel like they're very protective over their wives.

1659
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:44,880
Then they get to the fucking retirement community and they're like, well,

1660
01:50:44,880 --> 01:50:48,480
since everybody's fucking each other's wives, that's like, I don't care anymore.

1661
01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:53,040
It's like this bitch has been nagging me for fucking 40 years.

1662
01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:54,240
Go ahead and fuck her.

1663
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:54,960
I don't care.

1664
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:57,120
I'm going to fuck your wife too.

1665
01:50:57,120 --> 01:50:58,400
He's like, yeah, fuck my wife.

1666
01:50:58,400 --> 01:50:58,960
I don't care.

1667
01:50:58,960 --> 01:50:59,920
She's a bitch.

1668
01:50:59,920 --> 01:51:01,040
It's like, yeah.

1669
01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:04,320
Do you know when you get old enough, your uterus can just fall out?

1670
01:51:04,320 --> 01:51:04,800
Yeah.

1671
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:05,280
What?

1672
01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:06,160
Uterine prolapse.

1673
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:06,800
That's a thing.

1674
01:51:07,600 --> 01:51:11,040
Yeah, it's pretty old and just falls out.

1675
01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:12,400
That's pretty gross.

1676
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:13,840
That's pretty fucking.

1677
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:16,480
That's when it's time to maybe wrap it up.

1678
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:19,840
Ali Max sent me a Snapchat.

1679
01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:20,800
Throw in the towel.

1680
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:21,840
Oh, fuck him.

1681
01:51:21,840 --> 01:51:22,960
It was a black screen.

1682
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:24,800
What the fuck is wrong with him?

1683
01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:27,440
Dude, I'm so old.

1684
01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:28,720
I don't have Snapchat.

1685
01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:29,220
Really?

1686
01:51:29,220 --> 01:51:31,460
It was just beyond my time.

1687
01:51:34,020 --> 01:51:34,580
How old are you?

1688
01:51:34,580 --> 01:51:35,300
30?

1689
01:51:35,300 --> 01:51:35,940
33.

1690
01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:36,500
33?

1691
01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:37,300
Yeah.

1692
01:51:37,300 --> 01:51:40,420
It was not that I was beyond my time because all my friends have it.

1693
01:51:40,420 --> 01:51:43,460
I mean, you're not like, when you said, I'm getting old,

1694
01:51:43,460 --> 01:51:46,260
I thought you were like, if you were like 35, I'd be like, OK,

1695
01:51:46,260 --> 01:51:47,060
you're 10 years older than me.

1696
01:51:47,060 --> 01:51:48,820
But you're only like seven years older than me.

1697
01:51:48,820 --> 01:51:50,660
Yeah, so I was like seven when you were born.

1698
01:51:50,660 --> 01:51:51,140
Yeah.

1699
01:51:51,140 --> 01:51:52,500
So that's not that bad.

1700
01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:53,860
I was born in 98.

1701
01:51:53,860 --> 01:51:55,220
Yeah, I was born in 90.

1702
01:51:55,220 --> 01:51:57,620
But what was I going to say?

1703
01:51:57,620 --> 01:51:59,380
Yeah, I just never got into it.

1704
01:51:59,380 --> 01:52:00,340
You know what I mean?

1705
01:52:00,340 --> 01:52:05,060
I got into it a lot when I was in college for just nudes from Tinder bitches.

1706
01:52:05,940 --> 01:52:08,340
But then after that, I barely use it.

1707
01:52:08,340 --> 01:52:11,460
I get Snapchat from people all the time that are just like a black screen

1708
01:52:11,460 --> 01:52:12,420
or like streaks.

1709
01:52:12,420 --> 01:52:14,260
And I'm like, I don't have a streak with you.

1710
01:52:14,260 --> 01:52:15,060
A streak?

1711
01:52:15,060 --> 01:52:18,660
Like, if you get, I think, more than three days in a row,

1712
01:52:18,660 --> 01:52:21,620
you get a little fire emoji next to your thing and a number.

1713
01:52:21,620 --> 01:52:24,020
And then people try to get their streaks up and then they're like,

1714
01:52:24,020 --> 01:52:29,060
people try to get their streaks up to like 200, 300, 400 year long streaks and shit.

1715
01:52:29,060 --> 01:52:29,700
Oh, shit.

1716
01:52:30,260 --> 01:52:31,540
But like...

1717
01:52:31,540 --> 01:52:32,820
Is Snapchat still big?

1718
01:52:33,860 --> 01:52:37,780
I feel like Snapchat's basically like a second text messaging thing now.

1719
01:52:37,780 --> 01:52:39,140
It's pretty much what it's become.

1720
01:52:39,140 --> 01:52:42,820
It's not like as big as it used to be, but like it's so ingrained in like the thing

1721
01:52:42,820 --> 01:52:45,540
that people like instead of texting each other sometimes.

1722
01:52:45,540 --> 01:52:49,620
Because like at work, at my current employer,

1723
01:52:49,620 --> 01:52:54,420
like I don't have many of my co-workers' phone numbers,

1724
01:52:54,420 --> 01:52:55,780
but I have a lot of their Snapchats.

1725
01:52:55,780 --> 01:52:59,540
And if I need a shift rate or something, I just send them a Snapchat text message.

1726
01:52:59,540 --> 01:53:00,260
Nice, nice.

1727
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:03,540
It's like, I basically use it as like a secondary.

1728
01:53:04,500 --> 01:53:06,500
See, that's how I use Facebook Messenger.

1729
01:53:06,500 --> 01:53:06,820
Yeah.

1730
01:53:06,820 --> 01:53:08,420
I mean, that's what it is too.

1731
01:53:08,420 --> 01:53:09,540
Like, it's like that shit.

1732
01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:11,140
Man, that's like too many things.

1733
01:53:11,140 --> 01:53:11,540
Yeah.

1734
01:53:11,540 --> 01:53:14,580
It's like Snapchat, Facebook Messenger, regular texting.

1735
01:53:15,620 --> 01:53:16,740
Yeah, a lot going on.

1736
01:53:16,740 --> 01:53:18,660
But I don't know.

1737
01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:19,940
I just never got into it.

1738
01:53:19,940 --> 01:53:20,820
Yeah.

1739
01:53:20,820 --> 01:53:23,780
In China, they all have this one social media app.

1740
01:53:23,780 --> 01:53:27,780
Yeah, it was called like fucking like Smile something or whatever,

1741
01:53:27,780 --> 01:53:31,220
but like it was entirely government ran.

1742
01:53:31,220 --> 01:53:31,460
Yeah.

1743
01:53:32,340 --> 01:53:34,340
But like they didn't even text each other.

1744
01:53:34,340 --> 01:53:36,100
Like they never text each other.

1745
01:53:36,100 --> 01:53:37,940
Like they only use this fucking app.

1746
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:43,140
It was like Twitter, Snapchat and text messaging in like one thing.

1747
01:53:43,140 --> 01:53:44,660
The government can see everything you're doing.

1748
01:53:44,660 --> 01:53:47,860
And like the government can see everything you're doing.

1749
01:53:47,860 --> 01:53:49,540
What the fuck is wrong with them, bro?

1750
01:53:51,300 --> 01:53:52,820
Fucking, I mean, I guarantee you.

1751
01:53:52,820 --> 01:53:53,620
Let us go out of that.

1752
01:53:53,620 --> 01:53:57,620
I guarantee you the government can see everything that we say on fucking Facebook Messenger and shit.

1753
01:53:57,620 --> 01:53:58,500
Like, I don't care.

1754
01:53:58,500 --> 01:53:59,700
I don't give a fuck.

1755
01:53:59,700 --> 01:54:01,780
I mean, I would hope that they could, honestly.

1756
01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:04,500
It would be really funny if they just read our group texts.

1757
01:54:05,460 --> 01:54:06,340
I'm sure they have.

1758
01:54:07,380 --> 01:54:08,900
I'm sure they've been in there.

1759
01:54:08,900 --> 01:54:10,740
They've probably been like, what the fuck?

1760
01:54:10,740 --> 01:54:11,700
At least the NSA.

1761
01:54:11,700 --> 01:54:15,860
There's like, oh, what are they talking about today?

1762
01:54:15,860 --> 01:54:16,820
Oh, goblins.

1763
01:54:18,580 --> 01:54:22,420
They're probably like, hey, you gotta come see this level of fucking autism going on.

1764
01:54:22,980 --> 01:54:24,020
This is something special.

1765
01:54:24,020 --> 01:54:25,540
They're talking about pegging again.

1766
01:54:25,540 --> 01:54:25,860
Yeah.

1767
01:54:25,860 --> 01:54:27,540
How many times they talked about pegging?

1768
01:54:29,220 --> 01:54:32,340
Imagine if you work for the NSA, the shit that you see.

1769
01:54:32,340 --> 01:54:34,740
Dude, you'd probably get some fire nudes from bitches.

1770
01:54:35,940 --> 01:54:38,180
I mean, you'd probably get in trouble for,

1771
01:54:38,180 --> 01:54:41,540
like, you've been looking at that picture a little while now.

1772
01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:42,740
It's like, oh, sorry.

1773
01:54:42,740 --> 01:54:45,140
I'm just making sure it wasn't a kid.

1774
01:54:45,140 --> 01:54:45,640
Yeah.

1775
01:54:47,700 --> 01:54:53,140
It's like, just think, I don't know, man.

1776
01:54:53,140 --> 01:54:58,660
It's gotta make you go home and just hate society.

1777
01:54:58,660 --> 01:54:59,300
I guess.

1778
01:54:59,300 --> 01:55:00,660
The shit that you read.

1779
01:55:00,660 --> 01:55:01,780
I mean, maybe.

1780
01:55:01,780 --> 01:55:04,500
You probably can't walk through the grocery store without being like,

1781
01:55:04,500 --> 01:55:05,300
I know you.

1782
01:55:05,300 --> 01:55:10,980
Or just thinking about, oh, man, these fucking people are so fucking weird.

1783
01:55:10,980 --> 01:55:12,100
I know what they're like.

1784
01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:16,980
Or if you have somebody and you're like, oh, I know this guy's going through a breakup.

1785
01:55:16,980 --> 01:55:18,900
He's listening to fucking Nickelback and shit.

1786
01:55:19,540 --> 01:55:21,700
He's looking to fucking saving me and shit.

1787
01:55:21,700 --> 01:55:22,200
Nickelback.

1788
01:55:23,620 --> 01:55:26,820
He's probably like, oh, buddy, this guy's going through a rough time.

1789
01:55:26,820 --> 01:55:27,320
Yeah.

1790
01:55:28,180 --> 01:55:30,260
Listening to fucking Celine Dion and shit.

1791
01:55:30,260 --> 01:55:36,180
Oh, we're like, this guy's a real angry boy.

1792
01:55:36,180 --> 01:55:38,500
He's listening to fucking like, Lamb of God and shit.

1793
01:55:39,300 --> 01:55:39,800
Yeah.

1794
01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:43,380
Dude, you know what's crazy, though?

1795
01:55:43,380 --> 01:55:46,820
I think we talked about this is you can intercept any cell signal.

1796
01:55:46,820 --> 01:55:47,460
Oh, yeah.

1797
01:55:47,460 --> 01:55:48,020
On your own.

1798
01:55:48,020 --> 01:55:48,420
Absolutely.

1799
01:55:48,420 --> 01:55:49,860
I know we mentioned that before.

1800
01:55:49,860 --> 01:55:51,540
I think we went in depth into that, actually.

1801
01:55:51,540 --> 01:55:52,500
An MZ device.

1802
01:55:52,500 --> 01:55:53,140
Yeah.

1803
01:55:53,140 --> 01:55:54,660
Which is fucking scary, dude.

1804
01:55:54,660 --> 01:55:56,180
Anything you send to anybody.

1805
01:55:56,180 --> 01:55:57,460
It's just unencrypted.

1806
01:55:57,460 --> 01:55:59,300
Anybody can pick it up that has one.

1807
01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:00,340
You can get them on eBay.

1808
01:56:00,340 --> 01:56:01,540
And guess what, motherfucker?

1809
01:56:01,540 --> 01:56:04,740
I've never sent a dick pic in my life, so my dick is not out there.

1810
01:56:04,740 --> 01:56:06,180
So there's nothing you're going to find.

1811
01:56:06,180 --> 01:56:06,680
Nothing.

1812
01:56:07,540 --> 01:56:11,060
And that's like, unironically, I've never sent a dick pic, even to my fucking girl

1813
01:56:11,060 --> 01:56:12,340
who's like my fiance.

1814
01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:13,380
Yeah, me neither.

1815
01:56:13,380 --> 01:56:15,220
I've never sent my dick to anybody.

1816
01:56:15,860 --> 01:56:19,140
The closest I got was the underwear boner.

1817
01:56:19,140 --> 01:56:20,580
You could see it's three like that.

1818
01:56:20,580 --> 01:56:23,300
That's the closest I got to sending a dick pic in my entire life.

1819
01:56:23,860 --> 01:56:24,340
Yeah.

1820
01:56:24,340 --> 01:56:25,380
I don't think I did.

1821
01:56:26,900 --> 01:56:27,940
No, I definitely didn't.

1822
01:56:27,940 --> 01:56:30,420
I mean, there's nothing to fucking...

1823
01:56:30,420 --> 01:56:32,980
If I had something to show off, I'd be sending them all over the place.

1824
01:56:32,980 --> 01:56:33,860
I think the only...

1825
01:56:33,860 --> 01:56:40,740
Actually, I think I sent one and I fucking made the top of my dick an actual mushroom

1826
01:56:40,740 --> 01:56:41,460
on Snapchat.

1827
01:56:43,780 --> 01:56:45,060
So it was just all shaft?

1828
01:56:45,060 --> 01:56:45,560
Yeah.

1829
01:56:45,560 --> 01:56:47,780
It was all shaft because I thought it was funny.

1830
01:56:49,380 --> 01:56:50,500
I didn't send a dick pic.

1831
01:56:50,500 --> 01:56:51,460
I've never sent one...

1832
01:56:52,100 --> 01:56:53,460
I think that's the only one that I sent.

1833
01:56:53,460 --> 01:56:56,340
But if that's the case, I never sent one to be sexy.

1834
01:56:56,340 --> 01:56:57,860
I've only sent one to be funny.

1835
01:56:57,860 --> 01:57:00,660
To like my actual girlfriend that I've been dating for four years.

1836
01:57:00,660 --> 01:57:01,220
Yeah.

1837
01:57:01,220 --> 01:57:02,020
Look, it's a little mushroom.

1838
01:57:02,020 --> 01:57:02,660
That doesn't count.

1839
01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:03,700
Oh, that's funny.

1840
01:57:03,700 --> 01:57:04,020
I don't know.

1841
01:57:04,020 --> 01:57:05,060
What say you podcast?

1842
01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:07,140
You're talking about the one guy was talking about how he

1843
01:57:08,100 --> 01:57:13,140
like put his dick out of his jeans, like the zipper in his jeans, and put his hand on it.

1844
01:57:13,860 --> 01:57:17,700
And made it look like he had like a swollen thumb and he sent it to his dad.

1845
01:57:19,380 --> 01:57:22,260
His friend sent it to his dad and his dad's like, that's not funny.

1846
01:57:22,260 --> 01:57:31,540
Yeah, that was the thing I was always terrified about is like sending it to the wrong person.

1847
01:57:31,540 --> 01:57:32,820
So I just never did it.

1848
01:57:32,820 --> 01:57:35,540
Yeah, I just imagine like, and it's out there forever.

1849
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:39,060
Oh yeah, but just imagine like sending a dick pic and it goes to your mom or something.

1850
01:57:39,060 --> 01:57:39,620
I guess.

1851
01:57:39,620 --> 01:57:40,120
Fuck.

1852
01:57:41,380 --> 01:57:44,980
Fucking beep is sending me a fucking picture of his cock.

1853
01:57:44,980 --> 01:57:46,820
He's like, bro, I thought your name was Taylor.

1854
01:57:46,820 --> 01:57:48,580
I'm like, no, bro.

1855
01:57:48,580 --> 01:57:52,260
Nice cock though.

1856
01:57:52,260 --> 01:57:53,300
It was hilarious.

1857
01:57:53,300 --> 01:57:54,500
That's one of the funniest things.

1858
01:57:54,500 --> 01:57:56,180
And like, he denied it for the longest time.

1859
01:57:56,180 --> 01:57:58,260
He's like, yeah, I had accidentally sent you a dick pic.

1860
01:57:59,300 --> 01:58:04,260
Dude, what's your worst accidental text message that you've sent to somebody?

1861
01:58:04,900 --> 01:58:10,340
So I was getting ready for sexy times with my girl and my brother,

1862
01:58:10,900 --> 01:58:13,540
my brother sent me a text message and I didn't realize it.

1863
01:58:13,540 --> 01:58:17,140
And you know how it goes, like the first text message that you get, like the most recent one.

1864
01:58:17,140 --> 01:58:19,780
And I'm like, can't wait till you get here so I can fuck you.

1865
01:58:21,300 --> 01:58:23,300
And my brother's like, what?

1866
01:58:25,780 --> 01:58:27,220
My brother was 14.

1867
01:58:31,140 --> 01:58:33,540
Your parents are like, Tyler, sit down.

1868
01:58:33,540 --> 01:58:34,660
No, your mom's there.

1869
01:58:34,660 --> 01:58:36,420
Your brother is like a family meeting.

1870
01:58:37,540 --> 01:58:38,660
I can have a little talk.

1871
01:58:39,620 --> 01:58:42,980
And they go, oh fuck, Eli, that was supposed to go to my girlfriend.

1872
01:58:42,980 --> 01:58:45,620
And like the thing is their names both start with E

1873
01:58:45,620 --> 01:58:47,300
and they're right on top of each other.

1874
01:58:48,420 --> 01:58:50,340
Dude, that's fucking awful.

1875
01:58:50,340 --> 01:58:50,740
Yeah.

1876
01:58:50,740 --> 01:58:55,060
So I did that and then my brother's like, what?

1877
01:58:56,340 --> 01:58:56,980
Oh fuck.

1878
01:58:56,980 --> 01:58:58,900
He was like, is that meant for your?

1879
01:58:58,900 --> 01:59:00,100
I'm like, yeah, it was meant for Emily.

1880
01:59:00,100 --> 01:59:01,780
He's like, all right, man.

1881
01:59:01,780 --> 01:59:02,900
I'm like, just delete that.

1882
01:59:02,900 --> 01:59:04,260
He's like, I plan on it.

1883
01:59:05,140 --> 01:59:08,340
I'm the king of sending the wrong text to the wrong people.

1884
01:59:10,580 --> 01:59:12,100
What was your funniest one?

1885
01:59:12,100 --> 01:59:18,420
Dude, the worst one is I needed a floor pan for this truck that I was working on.

1886
01:59:18,420 --> 01:59:19,380
OK, yeah.

1887
01:59:19,380 --> 01:59:24,100
And I couldn't order it online, so I needed to get it from a junkyard.

1888
01:59:24,820 --> 01:59:28,260
They needed to cut out the actual OEM floor pan from another truck.

1889
01:59:29,140 --> 01:59:33,780
And so this kid, I asked him, I'm like, can I just cut it out myself,

1890
01:59:33,780 --> 01:59:35,220
the kid that was working at the junkyard?

1891
01:59:35,220 --> 01:59:36,900
He's like, no, I have to cut it out.

1892
01:59:36,900 --> 01:59:38,500
So this place was like an hour away.

1893
01:59:38,500 --> 01:59:39,460
It was a pain in the ass.

1894
01:59:39,460 --> 01:59:42,180
So he fucking cut it off wrong, right?

1895
01:59:42,180 --> 01:59:43,620
Like exactly like I didn't want him to.

1896
01:59:43,620 --> 01:59:46,180
So I drove an hour to fucking pick it out.

1897
01:59:46,180 --> 01:59:49,540
And then I had to go home and come back an hour to pick it up.

1898
01:59:49,540 --> 01:59:50,020
Right.

1899
01:59:50,020 --> 01:59:52,580
So it's like four hours of driving like, yeah.

1900
01:59:52,580 --> 01:59:53,940
And he fucked it up, dude.

1901
01:59:53,940 --> 01:59:56,260
I fucking lost it when I got home.

1902
01:59:56,260 --> 02:00:00,740
Tell my girlfriend, I'm like, this kid was such a fucking degenerate.

1903
02:00:00,740 --> 02:00:03,700
Nobody, there's no fucking customer service these days.

1904
02:00:03,700 --> 02:00:06,340
This fucking moron, right?

1905
02:00:06,340 --> 02:00:08,260
I'm just like, dude, just go it off.

1906
02:00:08,260 --> 02:00:10,260
Like 20 tax, right?

1907
02:00:10,260 --> 02:00:11,460
Sent them all to him.

1908
02:00:14,260 --> 02:00:18,820
And so I like throw my phone down after I'm done venting and I'm like, oh, dude,

1909
02:00:18,820 --> 02:00:19,540
I was so pissed.

1910
02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:21,540
And then the text message comes back.

1911
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:23,860
He's like, dude, I'm so sorry.

1912
02:00:23,860 --> 02:00:25,780
I'll do whatever I can to make it right.

1913
02:00:25,780 --> 02:00:26,820
I apologize.

1914
02:00:26,820 --> 02:00:30,980
I'm like, oh, brother, that wasn't supposed to go to you.

1915
02:00:30,980 --> 02:00:31,620
I did.

1916
02:00:31,620 --> 02:00:32,580
I had like a meltdown.

1917
02:00:32,580 --> 02:00:33,620
I was so embarrassed.

1918
02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:36,180
I was like, oh, it's a nice junkyard.

1919
02:00:36,180 --> 02:00:37,380
You know, I'd like to go back there.

1920
02:00:37,380 --> 02:00:38,340
I got some stuff.

1921
02:00:38,340 --> 02:00:39,460
You know, they're all right.

1922
02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:44,260
But I was so fucking mad that this kid fucked up the floor pan and just dude sent

1923
02:00:44,260 --> 02:00:45,380
him literally 20 times.

1924
02:00:45,380 --> 02:00:48,260
How much I hate this piece of shit.

1925
02:00:51,380 --> 02:00:52,340
I did one.

1926
02:00:52,340 --> 02:00:53,620
He's like 19, dude.

1927
02:00:53,620 --> 02:01:01,620
I did another one where fucking I got the wrong text from a couple other people.

1928
02:01:02,180 --> 02:01:06,180
I've gotten like nude sent to me by like women that like, I was just like,

1929
02:01:06,180 --> 02:01:08,260
I was just like, what the fuck?

1930
02:01:08,260 --> 02:01:09,140
He's like, oh, my God.

1931
02:01:09,140 --> 02:01:10,100
I didn't mean to send that to you.

1932
02:01:10,100 --> 02:01:13,220
I'm like, oh, that's unfortunate.

1933
02:01:13,220 --> 02:01:14,100
I'm sorry.

1934
02:01:14,100 --> 02:01:15,300
Yeah, I'll delete it.

1935
02:01:16,900 --> 02:01:18,100
Dude, that's an awesome.

1936
02:01:18,100 --> 02:01:19,060
I still got that text.

1937
02:01:21,620 --> 02:01:27,780
Dude, how could we cause like some mass confusion with people like starting like a group chat

1938
02:01:28,500 --> 02:01:31,460
just with a bunch of random random people?

1939
02:01:32,100 --> 02:01:32,740
Oh, my God.

1940
02:01:32,740 --> 02:01:34,100
And then exit the group chat.

1941
02:01:34,100 --> 02:01:37,300
I have this one autistic friend from high school that does that.

1942
02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:41,860
And he adds me to these random groups with these like random people that have weird names

1943
02:01:41,860 --> 02:01:42,580
on Facebook.

1944
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:45,620
Why did you create this group?

1945
02:01:47,380 --> 02:01:48,580
We should do that.

1946
02:01:48,580 --> 02:01:49,780
Which is random numbers.

1947
02:01:51,300 --> 02:01:55,620
Or just pick out like random people on your Facebook that you haven't talked to in fucking

1948
02:01:55,620 --> 02:01:55,940
years.

1949
02:01:55,940 --> 02:01:56,900
Yeah, you can do that.

1950
02:01:58,740 --> 02:02:02,260
I'll just go into your fucking Facebook page and invite them to the messenger page.

1951
02:02:02,260 --> 02:02:03,540
It's dude.

1952
02:02:04,100 --> 02:02:09,940
We should just like text random phone numbers and ask if they listen to the untitled podcast.

1953
02:02:12,420 --> 02:02:14,020
You should check this out and send them the link.

1954
02:02:14,980 --> 02:02:16,660
You should fuck my wife.

1955
02:02:16,660 --> 02:02:18,820
Call right now if you want to be on the podcast.

1956
02:02:20,020 --> 02:02:21,620
Check the email, bro.

1957
02:02:21,620 --> 02:02:22,260
Oh, my God.

1958
02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:23,780
We didn't get any emails.

1959
02:02:23,780 --> 02:02:24,740
Check the email.

1960
02:02:25,860 --> 02:02:27,300
We begged people.

1961
02:02:27,300 --> 02:02:28,420
Check the email.

1962
02:02:28,420 --> 02:02:32,340
I'm not checking that email until Ali Max shows up.

1963
02:02:32,340 --> 02:02:36,580
If you want to send us an email, it's untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com.

1964
02:02:38,100 --> 02:02:39,140
I might have sent one.

1965
02:02:39,140 --> 02:02:39,940
I don't remember.

1966
02:02:39,940 --> 02:02:40,980
I might have sent one, too.

1967
02:02:40,980 --> 02:02:41,540
I don't remember.

1968
02:02:43,620 --> 02:02:46,740
I might have signed us up for fucking a spam page.

1969
02:02:50,500 --> 02:02:53,060
But yeah, dude, there's some wild shit.

1970
02:02:54,020 --> 02:02:57,140
What's the most wild thing that you accidentally send to somebody?

1971
02:02:57,140 --> 02:02:59,140
I mean, I don't I don't actually remember.

1972
02:02:59,140 --> 02:03:03,140
I know I like sent some embarrassing ones, but I don't actually remember what they were.

1973
02:03:03,140 --> 02:03:07,940
I know I was talking about I think on the one of the episodes of our last podcast,

1974
02:03:07,940 --> 02:03:12,180
I was talking about how I made that page for Peter Dickington and

1975
02:03:13,700 --> 02:03:18,020
I like texted our supervisor at our old job.

1976
02:03:19,060 --> 02:03:21,220
I was like, can you take my shift today?

1977
02:03:21,220 --> 02:03:25,780
And it was from Peter Dickington and I was like, oh shit, I was on the wrong Facebook.

1978
02:03:25,780 --> 02:03:27,140
I couldn't find the messages.

1979
02:03:29,140 --> 02:03:29,940
What did he say?

1980
02:03:32,180 --> 02:03:36,980
But I don't know if he ever read it because I like deactivated my account after that.

1981
02:03:36,980 --> 02:03:40,420
Dude, that's fucking you have to tell me after who it was.

1982
02:03:40,420 --> 02:03:41,140
Oh yeah.

1983
02:03:45,860 --> 02:03:46,900
What was your fake Facebook?

1984
02:03:46,900 --> 02:03:49,380
We like didn't want anybody to find out about the podcast.

1985
02:03:49,380 --> 02:03:50,500
Is it a Don Juan?

1986
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:52,900
Donald one mine, Donald one.

1987
02:03:52,900 --> 02:03:55,380
I know you have no, no, even on shelter.

1988
02:03:55,380 --> 02:04:03,380
Yeah, even did you just like fuck what people constantly do constantly like it

1989
02:04:03,380 --> 02:04:06,100
was a fucking illness like an addiction dude.

1990
02:04:06,100 --> 02:04:13,300
You should go on the fucking boomer sex pages with that.

1991
02:04:13,860 --> 02:04:15,700
Oh yeah, dude, probably.

1992
02:04:15,700 --> 02:04:16,580
What was my guy?

1993
02:04:16,580 --> 02:04:19,060
He was like he had like a fuck Hillary shirt on.

1994
02:04:19,700 --> 02:04:24,100
Oh, he's like a like kind of a redneck with a hat and like drinking a beer.

1995
02:04:24,100 --> 02:04:24,820
Yeah.

1996
02:04:24,820 --> 02:04:28,100
Yeah, that was, uh, that was mayhem.

1997
02:04:28,100 --> 02:04:29,460
Dude back 2016.

1998
02:04:29,460 --> 02:04:30,260
That was so much fun.

1999
02:04:30,260 --> 02:04:33,860
Dude, 2016 was a war zone on any social media.

2000
02:04:33,860 --> 02:04:37,380
Like there was this time bombs everywhere on fucking social media.

2001
02:04:37,380 --> 02:04:38,660
There was like land mines.

2002
02:04:38,660 --> 02:04:42,100
If you fucking like went to like the wrong thing or like the wrong thing to be.

2003
02:04:42,100 --> 02:04:43,460
I saw you like this post.

2004
02:04:44,100 --> 02:04:45,380
What the fuck was that about?

2005
02:04:45,380 --> 02:04:46,340
It's just like, what the fuck?

2006
02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:47,060
I don't fucking know.

2007
02:04:47,060 --> 02:04:48,340
I accidentally hit the like button.

2008
02:04:48,340 --> 02:04:48,980
I don't know.

2009
02:04:48,980 --> 02:04:49,620
What was this?

2010
02:04:49,620 --> 02:04:50,420
Like, what do you mean?

2011
02:04:50,420 --> 02:04:54,740
No, like like shit that was like Donald Trump is going to save America.

2012
02:04:54,740 --> 02:04:57,780
If he does not save America, I will burn down the government.

2013
02:04:57,780 --> 02:05:01,380
It's just like you're going through and you accidentally like, like a post like thing.

2014
02:05:01,380 --> 02:05:04,580
And like, I got like a text message from one of them, like the, like when I was still like,

2015
02:05:04,580 --> 02:05:09,380
you know, uh, single and uh, looking for it, like one of the matches that I had on Tinder goes,

2016
02:05:09,380 --> 02:05:12,660
well, I saw you like this page with this on it.

2017
02:05:12,660 --> 02:05:14,260
So what the fuck is that about?

2018
02:05:14,260 --> 02:05:16,580
And I'm like, shut the fuck up.

2019
02:05:16,580 --> 02:05:17,140
I don't care.

2020
02:05:17,940 --> 02:05:18,260
Wow.

2021
02:05:18,260 --> 02:05:20,660
She was doing some fucking investigation.

2022
02:05:20,660 --> 02:05:21,300
Yeah, dude.

2023
02:05:21,300 --> 02:05:24,980
There were so many girls that fucking stalked my Facebook page when I was on Tinder.

2024
02:05:24,980 --> 02:05:26,180
It was ridiculous.

2025
02:05:26,180 --> 02:05:26,680
Yeah.

2026
02:05:27,140 --> 02:05:27,620
Sorry.

2027
02:05:27,620 --> 02:05:32,260
I, I didn't mean to cut you off, but like Facebook now is like fucking dead.

2028
02:05:33,060 --> 02:05:34,900
It's like, I feel like it's dead.

2029
02:05:35,540 --> 02:05:38,340
I just follow meme pages on it.

2030
02:05:38,340 --> 02:05:40,260
Like I post a couple of things here and there.

2031
02:05:40,260 --> 02:05:41,300
I don't use Twitter.

2032
02:05:41,300 --> 02:05:43,860
Like I feel like Twitter is the new hub for a lot of things.

2033
02:05:43,860 --> 02:05:44,420
Yeah.

2034
02:05:44,420 --> 02:05:45,620
I'm switching to Twitter.

2035
02:05:45,620 --> 02:05:48,020
I just, I haven't, I literally haven't like,

2036
02:05:48,020 --> 02:05:51,060
I had a Tinder account, not Tinder at the Twitter account.

2037
02:05:51,060 --> 02:05:52,260
I had a Tinder account too.

2038
02:05:52,260 --> 02:05:53,620
Did I say Tinder or Twitter?

2039
02:05:53,620 --> 02:05:54,100
Twitter.

2040
02:05:54,100 --> 02:05:54,600
Okay, good.

2041
02:05:55,940 --> 02:05:57,460
Cause my girlfriend listens to this.

2042
02:05:57,460 --> 02:05:58,660
I'm not switching to Tinder.

2043
02:06:00,100 --> 02:06:05,060
My fucking high school, fucking high school year union, 10 years is this year.

2044
02:06:06,260 --> 02:06:07,380
Mine's not going to go.

2045
02:06:08,180 --> 02:06:09,220
Mine's in three years.

2046
02:06:09,220 --> 02:06:11,700
Dude, I fucking went and it was just like, sad.

2047
02:06:12,500 --> 02:06:15,060
Are there any hot girls that did not look hot anymore and shit?

2048
02:06:16,100 --> 02:06:17,140
Not really.

2049
02:06:17,140 --> 02:06:22,340
It was just like, nobody showed up and I felt bad that I showed up.

2050
02:06:22,900 --> 02:06:23,780
I thought that was funny.

2051
02:06:23,780 --> 02:06:26,740
I asked like my best friend from high school if he was going.

2052
02:06:26,740 --> 02:06:30,260
And he said, if I just happen so having to be in town for some reason and have

2053
02:06:30,260 --> 02:06:32,580
literally nothing else to do and then still probably not.

2054
02:06:36,660 --> 02:06:39,140
I'm like embarrassed thinking about it.

2055
02:06:39,140 --> 02:06:40,820
I still have my letter jacket.

2056
02:06:40,820 --> 02:06:42,420
Like it's just in my closet.

2057
02:06:42,420 --> 02:06:46,820
Like I loved that thing when I was in high school and I really, it's a really nice jacket,

2058
02:06:46,820 --> 02:06:49,380
but you can't wear a letter jacket as a grown man.

2059
02:06:49,380 --> 02:06:50,260
That's real sad.

2060
02:06:51,380 --> 02:06:54,420
Wear your fucking jock fucking jacket.

2061
02:06:54,420 --> 02:06:57,140
That's how I feel about the Mohawk jacket.

2062
02:06:58,980 --> 02:07:00,900
We want to wear it, but there's no reason to.

2063
02:07:02,260 --> 02:07:05,860
Because like, like I wore it when I was in college,

2064
02:07:05,860 --> 02:07:08,900
like when I was still going to Hudson Valley and even then it was kind of sad.

2065
02:07:08,900 --> 02:07:16,820
Like, but like then I was like, oh, like I got, I got like to be like 1920.

2066
02:07:16,820 --> 02:07:18,420
And I'm like, I'm never wearing this.

2067
02:07:18,420 --> 02:07:18,660
Yeah.

2068
02:07:20,660 --> 02:07:22,340
A high school jacket.

2069
02:07:22,340 --> 02:07:22,820
Yeah.

2070
02:07:22,820 --> 02:07:26,180
I mean, it's a super nice, it's thick.

2071
02:07:26,180 --> 02:07:29,540
It's got leather sleeves and like a wool fucking like base.

2072
02:07:29,540 --> 02:07:32,820
It had like all the fucking patches and like fucking pins that I got for it.

2073
02:07:32,820 --> 02:07:37,060
I'm like, dude, this jacket's fucking awesome, but it's so sad to wear it.

2074
02:07:37,060 --> 02:07:37,700
Yeah.

2075
02:07:37,700 --> 02:07:43,380
Yeah. So I got a really nice leather jacket and I was like 20 years old and I just haven't

2076
02:07:43,380 --> 02:07:45,460
stopped wearing it. Like that's my favorite jacket.

2077
02:07:46,020 --> 02:07:48,020
We got to get some podcast jackets.

2078
02:07:48,020 --> 02:07:48,260
Yeah.

2079
02:07:48,900 --> 02:07:49,780
With some patches.

2080
02:07:49,780 --> 02:07:51,460
Oh yes. Designer jackets.

2081
02:07:51,460 --> 02:07:53,780
With some, we'll get some letterman podcast.

2082
02:07:53,780 --> 02:07:54,980
Letterman podcast.

2083
02:07:55,620 --> 02:07:56,500
Just in you.

2084
02:07:56,500 --> 02:07:57,540
No, UP.

2085
02:07:57,540 --> 02:07:57,780
Yeah.

2086
02:07:59,140 --> 02:08:03,620
And then fucking have untitled and then podcasts on the back.

2087
02:08:03,620 --> 02:08:04,740
That'd be fucking dope.

2088
02:08:04,740 --> 02:08:08,580
And then do like the vapor wave fucking like pyramid in the middle.

2089
02:08:08,580 --> 02:08:08,980
Yeah.

2090
02:08:08,980 --> 02:08:14,820
It's because like my jacket had like the arch of waterfully football and then I put like my W

2091
02:08:14,820 --> 02:08:19,380
on the back, but I could do, we could do untitled the podcast and have the fucking pyramid

2092
02:08:19,940 --> 02:08:20,980
in the middle of it.

2093
02:08:20,980 --> 02:08:22,660
What color would it make it? Like purple?

2094
02:08:22,660 --> 02:08:25,220
Like purple. Yeah. Yeah. Purple and like pink.

2095
02:08:26,500 --> 02:08:31,460
Purple, pink maybe. But for the sleek, like purple would be like a nice base, like a dark purple.

2096
02:08:31,460 --> 02:08:33,700
And then the arms we could do probably like.

2097
02:08:33,700 --> 02:08:34,020
White.

2098
02:08:34,020 --> 02:08:34,980
Maybe white.

2099
02:08:34,980 --> 02:08:35,780
I don't know.

2100
02:08:35,780 --> 02:08:37,220
You know better than me.

2101
02:08:37,220 --> 02:08:39,380
Maybe gray, like a, like a slate gray.

2102
02:08:39,380 --> 02:08:41,380
Yeah. That'd be kind of sweet.

2103
02:08:41,380 --> 02:08:47,540
Yeah. And then like on the ribbing, there's that you could do two stripes or three stripes.

2104
02:08:47,540 --> 02:08:48,340
It's the ball.

2105
02:08:48,340 --> 02:08:48,820
Oh yeah.

2106
02:08:48,820 --> 02:08:53,300
You do two stripes or three stripes of different colors. So I'd probably do like purple, maybe

2107
02:08:53,300 --> 02:08:55,940
pink and then purple again. I think that might.

2108
02:08:55,940 --> 02:08:57,700
This would be like $200 jackets.

2109
02:08:57,700 --> 02:09:01,540
They're my letter jacket. I spent $250 on.

2110
02:09:01,540 --> 02:09:02,260
Damn.

2111
02:09:02,260 --> 02:09:04,980
But it's a fucking nice jacket.

2112
02:09:06,980 --> 02:09:13,860
But yeah, I mean, it'd be funny fucking getting that because Stuart and Strauss

2113
02:09:13,860 --> 02:09:16,180
was the place that I got my letter jacket from.

2114
02:09:17,380 --> 02:09:20,660
Dude, that jacket, I wore it constantly. It still looks like it's brand new.

2115
02:09:21,540 --> 02:09:27,220
Like I wore that for four, like three years in high school and two years out of high school

2116
02:09:27,220 --> 02:09:29,540
because I was a fucking nobody.

2117
02:09:29,540 --> 02:09:34,420
Your friends see you at the gas station wearing the letterman jacket.

2118
02:09:34,420 --> 02:09:41,860
Yeah. But I did that and that was fun. But like that jacket looks immaculate still.

2119
02:09:41,860 --> 02:09:47,140
Like it's a fucking jacket made to last. Like I wish I could just get one that was like that.

2120
02:09:47,140 --> 02:09:50,660
And like without like any logos or anything on it, that was just like a jacket that felt

2121
02:09:50,660 --> 02:09:54,500
like that and was like the same thing, just without like, you know, stupid things.

2122
02:09:54,500 --> 02:09:57,220
So it doesn't look like you're fucking still stuck in high school.

2123
02:09:57,220 --> 02:10:00,580
Yeah. Yeah. Have a reason to wear something like that.

2124
02:10:00,580 --> 02:10:02,740
Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fucking sweet.

2125
02:10:02,740 --> 02:10:06,740
Now, are the letters like, they're kind of like velvety, right?

2126
02:10:06,740 --> 02:10:07,940
So there's.

2127
02:10:07,940 --> 02:10:10,180
Are they furry? Like, I feel like sometimes they're like,

2128
02:10:10,180 --> 02:10:14,900
they got like the, like the, like, it's kind of like almost exposed fabric,

2129
02:10:14,900 --> 02:10:16,740
like a bunch of it like type thing.

2130
02:10:17,540 --> 02:10:21,780
I got that letter from my high school for playing JV and the big one on the back I got

2131
02:10:21,780 --> 02:10:27,380
for playing varsity. But the ones that you can get sewn on to that jacket are like kind

2132
02:10:27,380 --> 02:10:30,980
of just like felt almost. They're just like another like part of the jacket.

2133
02:10:31,620 --> 02:10:36,580
But I got like my actual letter that I put on there and then that got put on there.

2134
02:10:36,580 --> 02:10:39,300
And then my actual like varsity letter I got put on the back.

2135
02:10:40,580 --> 02:10:47,220
But yeah, I think it's a, I think those jackets are super fucking nice, but I just wish that I

2136
02:10:47,220 --> 02:10:52,100
could wear it still because like without like all the fucking bullshit on it, it's just a really

2137
02:10:52,100 --> 02:10:54,580
nice jacket thing. Yeah. Yeah.

2138
02:10:56,020 --> 02:10:59,060
Yeah. That's sweet. I want to, I don't have my phone on me.

2139
02:10:59,060 --> 02:11:02,660
It's like, I want to look these up now. I'll fucking, I'll send it into the group chat.

2140
02:11:02,660 --> 02:11:05,380
I never, I was never on a sports team. Were you Casey?

2141
02:11:06,500 --> 02:11:08,500
Yeah. I played basketball, soccer.

2142
02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:11,220
Damn. Yeah. I wasn't allowed to cause I had to go to church.

2143
02:11:12,500 --> 02:11:13,300
My parents are like.

2144
02:11:13,300 --> 02:11:14,020
That sucks, bro.

2145
02:11:14,020 --> 02:11:15,620
Absolutely not. Yeah.

2146
02:11:15,620 --> 02:11:16,420
That sucks.

2147
02:11:16,420 --> 02:11:22,420
Jacket shop. Here it is. I fucking love this jacket. Like I built mine and it was fucking great.

2148
02:11:23,060 --> 02:11:25,620
And then like a couple other kids from the high school got it.

2149
02:11:25,620 --> 02:11:29,060
Then a couple other kids from the high school got it. Like I started like the, the jacket thing.

2150
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Like that's how it's like.

2151
02:11:33,780 --> 02:11:35,380
Oh shit. Yeah. That's sweet.

2152
02:11:36,980 --> 02:11:38,020
That's fucking awesome.

2153
02:11:38,020 --> 02:11:43,940
I'll make a fucking, I'll make a, I'll make an untitled podcast version and send it into the

2154
02:11:43,940 --> 02:11:51,940
group chat. Yeah. We can start with patches. I think we got horse come.com on there.

2155
02:11:51,940 --> 02:11:55,940
I like he put horse come.com on it. Like because like you have like, you normally have your name

2156
02:11:55,940 --> 02:11:58,580
here, but we could just also just put horse come.com.

2157
02:12:00,500 --> 02:12:01,540
H C D C.

2158
02:12:04,340 --> 02:12:08,580
Or if we all got jackets, we would all just put our name on it and like have like the different

2159
02:12:08,580 --> 02:12:15,140
things. Yeah. If we ever had like a podcast shop, we'll get a shirt made that just has like the AC

2160
02:12:15,140 --> 02:12:22,420
DC logo. It's just says H C D C only will now.

2161
02:12:23,220 --> 02:12:26,820
Nah. People who watch the podcast would know what nobody else would. And then like underneath it

2162
02:12:26,820 --> 02:12:28,420
would say untitled podcast. Yeah.

2163
02:12:30,900 --> 02:12:31,860
H C D C.

2164
02:12:31,860 --> 02:12:36,580
Oh Lord horse.com.

2165
02:12:36,580 --> 02:12:37,380
Dot.com.

2166
02:12:37,380 --> 02:12:39,860
I have no explain that to your like parents.

2167
02:12:39,860 --> 02:12:44,500
You're like, what does that mean? This is podcast that I watched or they're real weirdos.

2168
02:12:45,460 --> 02:12:49,940
Google it quick. It's like big enough to pop up on Google at that point. Yeah.

2169
02:12:50,580 --> 02:12:54,260
It's like, oh my God, who are these men?

2170
02:12:55,700 --> 02:13:00,740
Have we had a woman guest at all? No, but we could get one. SpongeBob.

2171
02:13:00,740 --> 02:13:06,900
We could get SpongeBob. We absolutely could. She would do it for like 40 bucks. I guarantee it.

2172
02:13:08,900 --> 02:13:12,020
Oh yeah. That's true. I think that we should do the girlfriend episode where we all just have

2173
02:13:12,020 --> 02:13:15,940
our girlfriends and they just talk and we're just outside. My girlfriend always bugs me. She's like,

2174
02:13:15,940 --> 02:13:20,180
when do I get to meet the podcast boys? And I'm like, yeah, yeah. Eventually.

2175
02:13:20,820 --> 02:13:25,460
Because my girlfriend was like, and I'm like, I think it'd be funny if they had to act like us.

2176
02:13:26,660 --> 02:13:28,820
Yeah. They do their own podcast. Yeah.

2177
02:13:28,820 --> 02:13:33,540
We can pack it up and go tour out in the Duanesburg and do some ghost hunting.

2178
02:13:33,540 --> 02:13:38,260
Yeah, we can do some ghost hunting. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Dude. It's one of these days. We gotta go

2179
02:13:38,260 --> 02:13:42,580
to that fucking spooky forest. Dude, we should, I gotta get the bus going and we should just take

2180
02:13:42,580 --> 02:13:47,140
the fucking bus there. To the spooky forest. Yeah. Yeah. To the one where my buddy saw that thing.

2181
02:13:47,140 --> 02:13:52,420
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, absolutely. We'll do a tour. Dude, that'd be fun. I could take it

2182
02:13:52,420 --> 02:13:59,620
to some spooky places and take it out. I'm thinking about just like just dropping the cash just to get

2183
02:13:59,620 --> 02:14:05,620
that done and registered. Just so I think it'd be so fun to do a podcast from it. Yeah. Yeah.

2184
02:14:05,620 --> 02:14:10,260
Or just going around, going to different places. Like while we're going to the different places,

2185
02:14:10,260 --> 02:14:15,780
we could fucking like talk. And then once we get there, we talk about the place afterwards

2186
02:14:15,780 --> 02:14:18,740
and then we drive to another place. Dude, we fucking dope. Yeah.

2187
02:14:18,740 --> 02:14:23,060
I gotta take you. You haven't been to silver bay yet. That place is sick.

2188
02:14:23,060 --> 02:14:28,660
No, we can fucking take it there. Yeah. You know, yeah, I don't bring anything home though.

2189
02:14:28,660 --> 02:14:34,500
You won't bring anything. No. All right. You want to wrap this up? Sure. We're, uh,

2190
02:14:35,620 --> 02:14:41,460
we're, uh, what's it going to say? Oh yeah. Smash that like button. You like the show,

2191
02:14:41,460 --> 02:14:46,420
like us on Facebook, send us a fucking email. Follow us on Twitter. We need some Twitter

2192
02:14:46,420 --> 02:14:51,620
followers. If you hate the show, follow us on Facebook. Let us know if you could. Don't give

2193
02:14:51,620 --> 02:14:59,060
a fuck about the show. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, you know, and as always be kind to

2194
02:14:59,060 --> 02:15:08,820
yourself and each other. We out. Alley. Max says, bye. He's got to come up for all. We know robots

2195
02:15:08,820 --> 02:15:14,580
have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a

2196
02:15:14,580 --> 02:15:25,860
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Yeah. No, no,

2197
02:15:25,860 --> 02:15:31,860
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some

2198
02:15:31,860 --> 02:15:39,380
really dumb thoughts. Extended episodes. Where the fuck did this year come from? Where the fuck did

2199
02:15:39,380 --> 02:15:44,260
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts. They're killing.

2200
02:15:44,260 --> 02:15:51,220
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Somewhere in China,

2201
02:15:51,940 --> 02:15:56,740
all right, in some base, what the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet

2202
02:15:56,740 --> 02:16:19,700
tall. Super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not know.

2203
02:16:26,740 --> 02:16:38,020
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump,

2204
02:16:38,020 --> 02:16:43,540
beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has

2205
02:16:44,340 --> 02:16:53,220
taken it to the next level with the birds. They know what birds are going to cross paths with you

2206
02:16:53,220 --> 02:16:57,380
that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're

2207
02:16:57,380 --> 02:17:01,780
going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,

2208
02:17:01,780 --> 02:17:04,900
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut it open. You're

2209
02:17:04,900 --> 02:17:09,220
going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is out of solution.

2210
02:17:10,580 --> 02:17:13,220
Which, by the way, big brother is the overlord.

2211
02:17:13,220 --> 02:17:20,900
We're only living in the third dimension.

2212
02:17:43,220 --> 02:17:57,460
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.

2213
02:17:57,460 --> 02:18:03,300
Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked

2214
02:18:03,300 --> 02:18:07,940
with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing it just to survive,

2215
02:18:07,940 --> 02:18:13,620
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is the

2216
02:18:13,620 --> 02:18:19,540
fucking devil. Okay. He's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual

2217
02:18:19,540 --> 02:18:22,980
fucking ringleader for all this shit. He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

2218
02:18:27,140 --> 02:18:32,660
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual

2219
02:18:32,660 --> 02:18:38,100
fucking leader. It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there.

2220
02:18:38,100 --> 02:19:07,140
Everything about that.