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Gangster trap freestyle gangster type beat.
Your boy Ty Lee on the beat.
Cut your lips with a piece of bricks.
Lick a kit.
Then I fuck it. Stab your dick.
Fuck your dad in a parking lot.
Or be on the beat. Got it?
Yup.
Yeah?
Kill.
Murder.
Kill.
Murder.
I call men and I suck your fucking dick
with my Glock.
Yeah, I got a really fucking big cock.
I fucking will kill you all.
I fucking love to go to the mall.
Stick my dick inside a light socket.
I call that fucking into the socket.
Light my dick up like a fucking Christmas tree.
I fell down and skinned my knee.
Paint the walls with your blood.
I'm just gonna be your bud.
Wearing teddy headphones every day.
Every single day I got that pay.
Then I come in and murder your entire family.
Karl Marx is my enemy.
To be on the beat.
Every time I see him, I want to shoot him in his fucking key hole.
Yo, we should turn this into an alley back this track.
That was actually pretty awesome.
No, it wasn't that.
No, that sucks, but it felt good.
You know what I mean?
No, bro.
How do people?
How do people like rappers make this shit off the top of their head?
I have to think about that shit for a while before I started.
Well, I guess they're just really good at like thinking of things that rhyme together.
I think that's the whole point of rapping, actually.
You can't just say shit that rhymes.
You got to say shit that means something.
Get that fucking feeling in your chest.
You got to get the fucking people going.
You know what you really got to do is you got to just pull out some Eminem lyrics and hope nobody's heard the song.
House GOP threatens to derail defense bill over abortion and transgender care.
Is that the one of that fucking DeSantis?
I don't fucking know.
What a fucking retard.
Like I said, I really haven't been paying attention to the news this week.
I've been doing other things.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Other things.
Oh, yeah.
You're fucking training, bro.
So tell us, you say you got to take that fucking CPAT, right?
What do you have to fucking do for that?
So there's I think that I look it up real quick.
There's like 13 stations for it.
How long does it take?
I think you get nine minutes to do it.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah.
It must be really fucking hard then.
Because if you only have to do a fucking strenuous activity for nine minutes, it must be fucking.
It's brutal.
Yeah.
CPAT.
Let me see.
They used to make those two fucking crazy shit for fucking playing soccer and basketball.
Yeah.
I'm looking it up right now.
I know there's certain ones.
I just don't know the order of it.
It used to make us fucking run like a mile and a half in like whatever.
I forget some crazy time and then run one mile and then run like half mile.
So first thing you got to do is the stair master for three minutes and 20 seconds.
And you had to wear 85 pound vest while you're doing that.
Then you have to do a hose drag.
Then you have to do a hose drag which you run with the hose over your shoulder.
And then you get down and once you get to a certain spot, you have to drag the rest of the hose out type thing.
Then you have to do a ladder extension where you kind of like you the ladder extension is you take a ladder.
You post it up on the wall, then you pull it open with like the pulley system thing that it has.
Equipment carry where you carry a chainsaw and I think the jaws in one arm and you have to walk like down.
You can't sprint throughout this entire thing which eats up a lot of time.
So you got to like you got to walk with basically two 45 pound objects in your hand.
Walk around a thing and go back and then put them back up on a shelf.
You got to do the ladder raise after that.
And then you got to do forceful entry which you take a sledgehammer and you got to hit a fucking hit a thing on a door until it buzzes.
So basically it's like you're taking a sledgehammer and you're fucking slamming it into a fucking thing.
And then after that you got to do a maze where it's completely blacked out.
You're also wearing a 50 pound vest at this point because the first like the stair climber you got to wear an 85 pound vest.
But for the rest of it you only have to wear a 50 pound vest but you still have 50 pounds on you which is fucking heavy.
And you got to walk through the fuck.
You got to you got to crawl through a maze.
It's a completely blacked out maze where you're it's like a enclosed space that you have to crawl through.
And basically you got to keep your right hand on the wall and crawl through it.
And once you get to halfway down the first pipe you have to crawl through.
There's like a it closes in tighter.
So you have to like kind of scrunch your shoulders together and then crawl through that.
All right. Fucked up.
And then you got to you got to feel where the turn is.
After you feel where the turn is you turn down that then you there's a little lip that you have to crawl over.
So once you crawl over that lip the ceiling drops down a little bit.
So you have to kind of like scrunch yourself down to crawl through.
And then then you have to go keep on going.
Once you're done crawling through that you have to the walls close in really tight and you kind of have to like really make yourself skinny and crawl through.
And then after that you go into the final the final like portion of it and you have to army crawl through it because the ceiling is like that tall.
So you have to like literally like scrunch your body down and crawl through that like that.
And then the last thing is the ceiling breach where you just take like a pipe hole and you have to fucking go up with it.
I think five times that you have to go over and you have to pull down five times and you have to go over and put up five times and you have to go down and pull down five times and you're done.
That all sounded awful.
Yeah. Those were like all the reasons that I could never be a firefighter.
Yeah it's going to suck.
Especially the enclosed spaces. I feel like the maze isn't really fair though.
Why?
Because some people will take longer than others because of the fact that it's a maze.
It's literally a straight line going through. It's a straight line that you turn on.
Like it's like it's like shaped like the letter U like this.
You go like that.
So basically as long as you keep your arm on the right wall you won't get lost.
Yeah.
Because people get disoriented.
Like a fucking gerbil.
Yeah so like people get disoriented because they don't keep their hand on the wall.
But as long as you keep like tight to the right wall every single time that you make a turn you're still pinned on the right wall.
So as long as you do that you're fine.
Bro I'm claustrophobic so.
You're going to be a fireman if you're claustrophobic. You got to crawl through spaces and shit.
That's what I'm saying bro.
Hiker died with a bullet in his chest.
Why did police say he was stabbed by a stick.
That's actually just really funny.
We better fucking say you say we fucking better not don't we fucking shot him boys.
He was stabbed with a stick.
They take it out there like this is a police round.
Because cops actually have special rounds for their guns that you can tell the difference.
Oh really.
Yeah.
They have specialized like police rounds.
Yeah I was watching a bunch of earlier I was watching body cam videos.
That fucking shit was crazy.
I was watching Dan Ackroyd talk about skull vodka and it's one of the fucking funniest things I've ever seen.
Dan Ackroyd.
The guy from the 80s.
Yeah.
He he spent the first five minutes of the commercial not even talking about the vodka.
He's just talk about ghosts and aliens and he's just like now on to the vodka.
It's like bro this is a commercial for vodka and you talk for five minutes about aliens.
It was really funny.
The fuck is Carrie Lake.
I don't know why.
Carrie Lake basically moved into Mar-a-Lago to be Trump's vice president and now he's just not a head into her.
Whose child Trump planned to run with this time.
I don't know.
Are you getting like a fucking feedback.
Not a fucking Pency boy.
I don't know.
Yeah. Let's take a break. I got to get a fucking drink anyway.
Welcome back fuckers.
Maybe it's the bigger coming out of the reason for the lobby.
Maybe.
Welcome back fuckers.
You want to have a podcast episode 38 episode 38 episode 38 ride the lightning motherfucker ride the lightning.
They still wear that shirt.
We used to have in high school we had a group called Metallica Friday and we would all wear Metallica shirts on Friday.
I used to have a group where we were Hawaiian shirts on Friday.
We're like remember the movie office space. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have a Hawaii shirt day.
So if you want to go ahead and wear a Hawaii shirt that day. Yeah.
I have so many Hawaiian shirts. I love Hawaiian shirts.
I never been to Hawaii.
I haven't been Hawaii either.
But I've called there multiple times. Yeah. We can cut that off now.
Bro it's Metallica bro. Yeah but they also like to copyright claim people.
Oh they're fucking copyright strike. Yeah.
We might get our first one. Who knows.
You hear about the writer strike. I have. Yeah.
I got some funny stories that I can bring up here. What's that.
So when I was 18 freshly single out of high school I would I would infiltrate boomer groups on Facebook and it was one of the funniest things.
And then I found out that there's a shit ton of like boomer swinger groups on Facebook and I would just join them because I was 18 and single and just want to see what the fuck would happen.
And I'd get messages from dudes being like do you want to fuck my wife.
And I'm like what the fuck is this place. I had so many fucking like things where I like joined into those things and immediately got messages from people being like do you want to fuck my wife.
It's free punting bro. I was just like brother you're in fucking California. You should start a profile on black people me.
What would I call myself Darius Long Johnson fucking the fake Slim Shady.
The fake Slim Shady. Black people meet dot com website only for black people. Yeah. Is that racist. Yes. Is there a white people meet dot com. I mean there's farmers only dot com. Oh OK.
Well that's that's the same thing. So do you pick up a lot of grannies on the on that app there. No I mean I could have. I just was like no because dude I was doing it for a joke.
I was doing it for a joke and then like there just be pictures of like fucking like 40 year old women and there's like this is a picture of my wife. I want you to fuck my wife and I'm like what the fuck did I stumble across here.
Well you hit my you hit the lottery my guy now dude. All you have to do is type in like like it wasn't even on like a swinger page. It was on like a fucking like boomers and boats page and like it was like.
It was like supposed to be like a thing for like people like you know showing off their boats and doing boomer jokes but it ended up turning into like a fucking like a group of people that just like wanted people to fuck their wives.
And I was like what the fuck did I stumble across here. And then I joined like a couple other ones because I joined a whole bunch of groups that like seemed like they were boomer groups and 90 percent of the boomer groups were just people wanting to get their wives
fucked by other people. I'm like what did I fucking find here. It was fucking wild.
What the fuck. Mind you I was single this entire time. Like I wasn't like doing this shit but like they would send me just nude pictures of their wife and be like how does she look. Do you want to fuck her. I'm like no they look good.
Some of them some of them did most of them didn't. They looked like you know like the 40 year old white moms that you see it like fucking like Costco and your mom. Yeah but like it's a shocking amount of people who were fucking like being like fuck my wife.
Fuck my wife. Fuck my wife. I'm like Jesus Christ. What the fuck. This is I'm a lesbian who's only satisfied by me. I got news for you lady.
You're not a lesbian. You're just being straight with more steps. Quantum computers could be could be truly useful in just two years.
Quantum computing. I'm getting some feedback to feedback. All right.
This is trap metal.
Welcome back.
I am anything but gentle on the mirror. I feel like Arthur Morgan's cigarette I imported white white horse brown boy important.
I do and Dale Gribble.
I've been doing shows.
Work sucks.
Everybody is like work bro. Yeah I mean I got a canvas letter. Did you. Yeah from AFD. Yeah I mean that could be anything that could be a lot of places. You brought a canvas letter so I got to start fucking going hard in the gym after this I'm actually going ABC.
My brother that's their stepper bro. Yeah that's it because like he's like you only get eight minutes to do it. It's supposed to be pretty rough like stuff and like I told him all the shit. He's like fuck that.
It's not bad. Well it's really if you're claustrophobic it's claustrophobic. I'm not like the only thing like is the stair climber. If I can kill that I think I'm set. If I if I got gas left after the stair climber I'm good. I'm telling you bro. It's really it takes like you just got to prepare for it. Yeah.
I got I got. So I got I sent in my letter today. They said I had to send in before the 28th. So basically that means that I have at least six weeks past the 28th because if they immediately send me one for the CPAT it would be six weeks from there because they give you six weeks to prepare.
So I at least have eight weeks at the at the absolute earliest I can take it. And that's two months that I can prepare. Oh I see. So I'm hitting the gym fucking hard for two months straight up dieting fucking doing all that shit.
You don't have to go nuts on dieting but just dude just get your VO2 max up on that. Yeah. Dude I've seen I've seen people that went in there strong but didn't prepare and just fucking like a minute one tapped out on the stairs. Yeah. People that really should have got it.
Yeah. And it was like what now we're back. Get somebody's
Yeah. Yeah. I think for the training I'm going to do my boxing cycle of two weeks of no nutting then like doing that so I can build testosterone.
Dude the problem with no nut is you start thinking you're better than everybody. Like really like you're like oh I didn't know that you had orgasm.
Like it's an actual like fact that like you you get more testosterone like if you but like it's past a certain point when it's detrimental like two weeks is like a full cycle and after two weeks then you like you can do what you got to do less. Yeah. Less benefits but like retaining but like all the way up to like two weeks like you fucking get like you you get like higher testosterone levels but you're also way angrier.
Right. Right. And I'm also quitting this during it. So this is my last 10. So I'm like I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to savor that 10 and once that 10 is gone I'm fucking good for the next two months. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I once I pass that once I get in and all that shit I'll be like okay I can start doing that. Right. But like until then I'm fucking like clean eating fucking clean no alcohol no no nicotine.
He's drinking alcohol. That's why I said I'm doing this. I got to do it now. Yeah dude I don't think you won't have any problem because dude some people go and do it and they just they don't prepare. They almost I don't want to say I want to say they almost want not to work out. Yeah. Yeah. Because the pressure of like actually succeeding sometimes I feel like is daunting to people. Yeah. You know if that makes any sense.
We're talking about the fire physical test currently. Yeah. So and people say oh well I just couldn't pass. Dude there's this one girl she took it like seven or eight times the test. And like finally I think they were just like no you can't take it again. Oh that's fucked up. Yeah it is but at the same time like she just didn't prepare. One of our friends you know the Russian chick. Oh yeah. Yeah. She passed it.
I was like dude she's a she's a small small tiny. So she was I'm like if she can pass it I could pass that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. She's she must must have been a really good shape for a check. I mean she's she's always been in decent shape though. Yeah. She's babe. Right. We're talking about the same. Yeah we're talking about the same. I love her to death. She's great. Yeah I mean I didn't really know her that well. I just knew she was hot. No I went to I went to medic school with her and she was a.
She was she was good shit because like some some Arabic dude was like flipping out on me because like I called him out for being like an asshole. And then like he's like I don't like you my friend. You are fucking asshole and you are you are peace change because don't you talk to friends like that. I fucking kill you. Don't you fucking talk to him like Mike. I got it. I got it. Thank you. But like she was like great like cut his throat. And I like she's like yeah that's like.
Everyone of your ex girlfriends. Yes. Lord. But yeah she she was she was cool. I haven't talked to her in a while. She's a she's on one of the local departments now up up north right. West north west north. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Good for her. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. If you're going to do it that's the way to do it dude. Yeah. It's the only way to do it actually go. Some people didn't get the memo. Basically.
Go hard or fucking don't do it at all. Right. Go harder go home. You got a fucking you got to commit to doing that shit. Yeah. Which is what I think you're doing. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like this is this has been my dream since I was a fucking kid. Really. Yeah. I want to be either want to be a trooper or fireman like my entire life. Don't you want to be a cop. Wait that's true. That's a trooper. I got I got booted from the Trooper Academy because my vision was bad. You made it to the academy. Yeah. Yeah. I got a
mirror before it. It was the final test things like you know the psychological test I passed the background test I passed like all that shit. And then they're like all right do the vision test. I'm like the huh.
And you know me I wear glasses 24 7 without my glasses I'm basically blind. So I read the thing and it was perfect and they took it off and they're like need to read at least a line three. I couldn't even get past line two. Damn. Yeah. But I mean you know for one of the JV teams you would be fine. Yeah. You get it. Yeah I could get it. It's just it's dude honestly the thing that sucks is like law enforcement is like not a sustainable career. Also you can't even get past that.
You can't even be a cop anymore. Like they don't like this is this is something. But I was I was on scene like the other day and somebody got arrested like on scene. OK. That's that's a normal thing that happens at our jobs sometimes people get arrested like stuff like that.
Then they let them go and they said turn yourself in at 3 p.m. tomorrow because because of the bill reform. They because if they even if they arrested them they would have took them down to the station and he would have left the station immediately.
Oh my god. So they have to have them turn themselves in the next day. Give me a fucking break. That's how many people do that. I guarantee you nobody does that. You're telling me if you were arrested for like an actual crime and they said turn yourself in tomorrow at 3 you would go back. Right. Yeah. Like you know Casey Casey this would be a good thing for you because you're all for fucking communist bullshit. So we had somebody who got arrested on scene the other day and he.
He got arrested by the cops and then the cops let him go and they said hey you are under arrest but you have to turn yourself in tomorrow at 3 because of bail reform. You can't. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking real stupid. But like you're telling me if you'd like to do with communism if you were like an actual if like you were an actual criminal and they're like all right you're under arrest currently you are under arrest but you have to come in tomorrow at 3 and turn yourself in. You're telling me you don't. You have 12 hours to run someone.
Right. Right. Oh that's what I would do. You know how far you can get in 12 hours. Oh yeah. Like the fuck. Have you ever thought about like if you had to run away how you do it and leave the country. Right. But how would you get there. Like what would be your Canada bro. Maybe take a train like a fucking homeless person or not. I just drive to fucking Alaska and then you fucking go to Russia. That's ingenious. Yeah. That's actually a fucking.
But then it's like how far until you hit civilization in Russia. If you don't you live in Siberia bro. Yeah. Just just live in Siberia. It'd be cold but you'll be free. You ever think about robbing a bank. I could say not like actually like doing it but like the statute of limitations on. I mean I got I got a really good plan for that that I cannot say on the air even though I plan not to ever do it but they're going to do it.
I think that's a really good effort. I feel like 90 percent of inside man. I feel like 90 percent of guys have a plot to rob a bank. They do. I know 98 percent will never dispose of a body or dispose of like a weapon after a murder. Like every guy has a plan for that. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Like if I like if like I have like if I ever murdered somebody with a gun I would take the gun apart and throw different parts in different bodies of waters.
I go to several different rivers and lakes and throw different parts of the wood. I would take a wood chipper to a bridge and put her body it the body. Her body. Why is it has to be a female. Have you done this before. It's going to be a hucker. Obviously. Obviously. It's going to be spongebob. But you take the body put it in the wood chipper it blows it into the bridge and then you get rid of the wood. It's going to be a hooker.
I would take the wood chipper put the get the get the wood chipper into the river somehow. Yeah but they fucking they they they fucking do diving shits and rivers sometimes to find like shit. Good luck. There's so many bridges. How are they going to know where to look. Yeah. Yeah. Got to get rid of the wood chipper though because there's too much DNA evidence. Oh yeah. Yeah. There's the whole like pig thing but the pig thing I don't think actually works. Man I feel like they could come up with some DNA from that. Probably. You know but like pigs will eat the bones which is crazy.
To me. Dude they're vile. You know a pig like they're disgusting. They're gross domesticated pig. If you let it like out in the wild it'll just go wild. It'll turn into a bore and like a month. Yeah it'll go fair. It'll grow it'll grow tusks and they grow thick hair. Yeah. They turn into a wild board. Yeah.
Shit. Yes. Why is that I think it's like something to do with a case. I think pigs are just meant to be feral like we should never have domesticated pigs. Yeah. I mean bacon's fucking good. Don't get me wrong. Pork chops once in a while but they are kind of just the pigs are filthy animal. I
think pigs are a filthy animal. Is it a predator or is it a prey animal. It's a predator. Is it. Yeah. See that because because if it's a pig it's domesticated then it's a prey animal but if it's a bore it's one hundred percent like a bore can kill a person easily.
Do they're nasty because like they're like there's things in like the Midwest like this isn't a joke. They have bore alerts like when a bore is sighted in the city they shut down the city and keep people in socks until the board's field like look it up. Look. Jamie look that up real quick. Look up.
A bore alert but like that's an actual thing like they make people stay inside with like bore alert. No shit. Yeah. Razorbacks do they're fucking crazy like bores will fuck you up. Dude. I see I've got something against eating predators really well. Think about it. It's like are you really supposed to
eat another predator. I got it. I actually have a story with that. Is that better than that some to become a skinwalker in Native American lore in Native American lore you're not supposed to wear predator skin like you're only supposed to you're only supposed to wear like lamb skin or cow skin or like whenever like they wear leather things. It's never off of a predator. You ever use a lambskin lambskin lambskin condom. No you've never used one. No they fucking
weird. They're supposed to feel like skin. That's weird. I don't like that. They're they smell terrible. They smell like formaldehyde. They have lambskin condoms. Yeah. Like at Walmart. Really. Yes. I got a very very common. I got a very common. I said very condom. I feel like they would be like they would be like tougher than the latex ones. Yeah they don't protect from STDs because it's a permeable. But does it stop from getting pregnant.
Yes. Interesting. It's like the oldest form of condom. Really. Yeah. So they use as animal intestines. No shit. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways what I was saying like the Native Americans are only supposed to wear prey animals because in the in the legends of the Native American if you wear a predator skin you're summoning dark spirits towards you because you're not supposed to do that. But people who became like like dark like magic practicers in like Native American
cultures were predator skin and they started doing more and more crazy shit like in order to become a skinwalker in native legend you have to kill a predator and wear its skin like if you kill a wolf or a bear or something and you wear their skin as like like an outfit not like where their skin but like if you make an outfit out of their skin. That's the first step. The second step is fucked up. Like you got to kill your family and then eat your family. Wow. That's a big jump.
I feel like there should be more steps. You have to kill and eat your family because I feel like you know just wearing like a coyote skin and then killing and eating. There just needs to be a couple more stuff. They do a lot of like dark like dark rituals beforehand like to like like get themselves like dark powered or whatever and then they kill and eat their family. And then after that they slowly turn into a skinwalker. What the fuck is a skinwalker. So a skinwalker is a.
Dark entity that's Midwestern like windigos are around here out west is skinwalkers and skinwalkers are a native person that did all that and turned into like a demon pretty much like they kind of like transformed into a demon but the demon can also transform into the animal that they wear the skin off like if you kill the bear you transform into a bear if you if you kill the coyote you transform into a coyote like they have like the ability to transform.
Into the animal that they that they killed. That's why that's part of the part of the process type thing.
Dude they.
That sounds like maybe that one of them actually got rabies or something.
That's why they did that.
There's actually a disease or a mental disorder called windigo psychosis where it makes people like who are like who are out in the woods for a long time like go crazy and like crave human flesh to like eat like that's like an actual thing it's called windigo psychosis you can look into that that's like that's an actual thing.
No shit.
Yeah they named it after the people who like ate people in turn that quote unquote and they didn't turn into fucking demons but it's kind of like a it's kind of like a like an explanation why the natives thought that they turned into demons because they started eating people and you know normal people don't eat humans.
Right.
Generally.
Yeah cannibalism is like like fucking worse fear like really in like all honesty.
I mean dude is it like at the end of the day is it like is it is that ego that makes it seem like something so freaky or like like dude if we were all you know there's actually been documented cases like the people who had to eat people to survive and shit like the domer party and shit like they got super sick after eating human like you're not supposed to eat a human.
Oh dude I'm sure it's like look at the whole mad cow thing.
Yeah.
You know that that causes some some pre on disease.
Yeah sure it's something similar.
Look at well enough.
I don't know because I've heard that you can't cook out mad cow disease.
No you can't.
It's it's just ingrained into it.
Yeah it's weird.
But mad cow disease I thought was a fucking like mass hysteria thing.
I didn't think it was real.
Well no it's 100 percent real.
It's just part of the problem is that they were feeding the cows other cows in the and they're just grinding up the dead cows the sick ones and putting them into the feed.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's how it started.
Yeah there's something you have to look up like pre on diseases and how they you should know this.
Didn't you take like a zoom addict like something about peacocks but they had the cows eat other cows.
Yeah they were just because it was available.
I was only grass.
Well yeah that's what you think.
But no they were just because it's like free calories to give to the cows.
They're like we're not going to throw this out.
That's like you know 800 pounds of meat.
So they just ground it up with the corn or whatever else they feed them and dude they feed them fucking skittles.
Then they're giving them skittles.
Oh yeah like if if factory is like oh this is a bad batch.
They just feed them to cows.
Yeah they'll be like oh we'll come pick it up with a truck.
Oh yeah it's calories you know it's just sugar.
So cows will fucking eat it but they like leave the wrappers in and shit.
It's just like dead serious dude.
That's bad shit insane.
Like fucking starburst wrappers and they're just fucking eating it.
Yeah where's it going with this.
We're talking about oh like eating eating people.
Dude if if we were all on a plane right and it went down in the fucking mountains.
I wouldn't eat you.
Dude I would fucking hope somebody if I die.
That's good meat dude.
I look I eat quality grass-fed meat.
I eat a lot of salmon.
I'm very I'm very careful about what I eat.
Dude these fucking thighs there's not a lot of meat here but I bet they taste pretty fucking good dude.
If I had to guess I would I would hope somebody would say hey look we're gonna cook Dan up and eat him.
I'm like I got some you know this would probably be a good cut right here.
Nah you gotta do it.
I'll do it.
You gotta get that ass meat.
Dude I'm giving you permission.
Human bacon.
Yeah human bacon probably come from like right here.
Nah it'd be your ass.
You mean the fucking.
Oh really?
Yeah that's where the fucking bacon comes from.
No shit.
Yeah pig ass is bacon.
Oh I thought it was a belly.
Nah it's a chicken ass.
Let me get a fucking flank steak bro.
Flank steak.
Dude I would hope.
I would be like I wouldn't want it to go to waste it's just going back to the earth anyway.
You ever see the movie Green Inferno.
No.
Oh you gotta go watch it immediately.
What's it about?
It's about these students that are protesting in the rainforest.
No no no no no.
You don't gotta see that.
No it's bad.
They go into like the South American tribe that's cannibalistic and they get trapped there
and the cannibalist tribe starts cooking them and eating them.
Oh shit.
They're trying to like escape.
Yeah it's fucked.
Hey man it's a rough life you know.
Do you see that movie?
Yeah.
Yeah I don't like it.
I saw the movie twice.
Did you see Cannibal Holocaust?
Yeah I did.
Cannibal Holocaust was a wild wild ride.
That movie is fucked because they actually like killed the animals.
Yeah they actually killed it.
I mean so did they in Apocalypse now they killed a cow at the end.
You ever see Apocalypse now?
No.
It's a fucking fantastic movie like it has Charlie Sheen's dad in it as the main actor.
And dude that dude is fucking he was a good actor like they did but the thing was they
were actually like mentally fucked up from the shooting of it because they fucking it
was like they said it was one of the most torturous films to ever be fucking filmed
on on planet earth because they had to like fucking they were in hurricanes.
Fucking Charlie Sheen's dad was a raging alcoholic and fucking like actually had PTSD
and they just fucking like just went full into it.
There's a fucking scene at the beginning of the movie when he's in like the fucking room
and like he's pounding fucking whiskey and then like he punches a mirror and like it
was a real mirror it wasn't a breakaway mirror and he cut his hand and like he's crying and
screaming and shit and they just kept rolling and it's it's 100% in the movie.
It's real?
It's real.
No shit.
Yeah like he's like plastered crying screaming because he's like fucking like just like
getting all mentally fucked up punches a mirror gets his fucking hand gassed open and like
he fucking tried to cover his hand while he's still screaming and the guy's like keep rolling
and like they fucking did that and like after the scene like the director like had to talk
to him for like four hours to be like bro are you like good right now?
But they used it.
They used it it's fucking nuts.
Damn that's fucking awesome.
Dude you can actually like there's a scene of do the opening scene of Apocalypse now.
It also has.
I've heard of the movie I'm never seen it.
It's so fucking good.
When did it come out?
80, 81 I think.
Yeah just go over and watch it because it's like something that's a fucking crazy watch.
Yeah I'm still lonely in Saigon.
Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.
Well waking up back in the jungle boy.
When I was home after my first tour it was worse.
What fucking years this movie from?
I think 81.
I'd wake up and that'd be nothing.
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce.
When I was here I wanted to be there.
When I was there all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
I'm here a week now.
Waiting for a mission getting softer.
He does in the military.
No but he just does the eyes.
Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker.
And every minute Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger.
Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.
Yeah
Come on
Yeah
Fuck Ali Max.
One of his breakdowns.
Yeah man he is just like fucking nuts man.
Yeah this is real.
That's real that was all real.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
That blood and shit was all real.
He punched a real mirror.
He's crying and crying.
Yeah Jesus Christ.
Dude and like the movie's like it's like masterfully like directed and shit.
It's fucking.
What's the what's the premise of the movie?
It has a really did you ever uh apocalypse now did you ever read the book hearts of darkness?
No.
So it's a.
I don't know why that took so long for me to answer.
It was basically.
I don't read books.
It was basically a modern or quote unquote modern in like that era retelling of hearts of darkness.
Basically it starts off this Vietnam lieutenant who's Charlie Sheen's dad gets deployed back
to Vietnam to hunt down a colonel who like went fucking nuts in AWOL and start made a cult in the
fucking woods with like all the natives from uh from Vietnam and uh basically it's like um going
through like the there's a it's like a whole bunch of symbolism through the movie but like one of
like the biggest symbols is the farther down the river the darker in the human psyche it gets.
Like it starts off like you know fucking you know like the standard war movie affair type shit like
there's like a battle scene on like a fucking beach and shit and like it's like all like gunho
like yeah cool like war stuff and then as it goes farther down it shows like more and more like the
horrors and shit that you see in war like fucking people that are just fucking like lost that are
like just lead me to the jungle and shit like I don't want to go home anymore like this is my home
type shit like it fucking gets like real dark.
You think that happened to people?
Oh absolutely there's like there's been documented cases of people who just
went into the woods and they're like this is my home now I don't belong.
Wow.
They're like either I don't deserve to go home anymore or I don't want to go home anymore type
shit. Why? Because like they killed people.
They killed a whole bunch of people they just fucking kind of lost like that part of themselves
that wanted to go home.
Wow.
That happened to that happened a lot in a lot of warfare but specifically Vietnam was the was the
biggest like like a proponent of that.
I saw a video there's a after World War II these Japanese soldiers on this island went into hiding
from the Americans and they stayed there for like thirty years.
They stayed there for a long time for years and they never knew that they were hiding there.
The soldiers they also never knew.
Wait this was where in a island on some random island like in the Pacific and so the war was
long over in their yeah they didn't know the war was even over.
Yeah they dropped that one nuke and they're like fuck this two nukes yeah two nukes but they're
like we're getting the fuck out of here.
They're hiding from the Americans the whole time.
Yeah and then like tourists came to the island and these fuckers came out with like fucking
rifles and shit and like they're eating rats in the tunnels for like fucking decades.
What the fuck yeah they come out and then there's like all this fucking anime and like
no but like that was a thing like these American things they got like they got the Japanese Medal
of Honor or like the equivalent of the Japanese Medal of Honor because they are the only soldiers
that did not give up in World War II.
Wow.
I mean so they got is that allowed like they're allowed to give like Medals of Honor and shit.
Yeah.
Like for fighting the Americans.
Yeah I mean it was because it was more like you know how like Japan has like the Bushido
like code and shit like the whole like honor like death before dishonor type shit.
Yeah.
They were the only ones that didn't dishonor themselves in their Bushido code so they.
Well they left they were deserters.
No they didn't know they didn't desert they were like still they thought the war was still
going on for that long so they were defending the island for that long.
Yeah.
So when they were found like they they're like you guys are still fight the war's been
over for forty years man they're like.
No I think it was like I think it was like I think it was in the fifties when they found
no I thought it was like the sixties or seventies when they these are six years.
I don't know that's that sounds a little crazy.
I can I can look it up.
No they were like they were like the war's over like you can stand down like type shit.
It's like dude we're good we got like this trade agreement.
Yeah.
Awesome.
We make really good cars now we're shipping them over there maybe a ton of money.
Also check out this anime hentai shit.
Yeah they're like whoa.
Are those drawn animated.
I mean dude that's basically the flax is like all you got to do is
bomb a country until they make anime and good cars.
You know I wouldn't want that to happen to Russia you know.
Some Russian anime might not be so bad.
Did you know Russia is the biggest consumer of hentai besides Japan.
Are they really.
That's an actual fact.
No shit.
Yeah you'd figure America would be.
But oh yeah.
But no Japan like Japan is the highest of course because it's Japanese culture but
Russia is the second highest most viewed hentai in the entire world.
I wonder why that is.
That's so funny.
American third obviously.
The last Japanese captain surrendered in 1980.
Yeah.
1980.
Dude he was in there for 40 years.
He was in the fucking trenches for 40 years.
Hiding out in the Philippines.
No shit.
He thought the war was going on.
Hiding out in the Philippines.
He was in a different country.
No the Philippines was under Japanese control.
Oh was it.
Yeah.
Americans liberated the Philippines probably in 1943 44.
And so does it give a story.
It says he was.
Ported in January 1980 the captain Fumimo Nakahara was still hiding out on Mount Haukom
in the Philippines.
A search team headed by his former comrade in arms believe that they had found his hut.
He had been looking for Nakama for many years.
However no evidence that he was still alive at the time has been found.
Oh so he just never was found.
But the other one before that was 1974.
Still that's a fucking long ass time.
70s yeah.
That's I mean what war was going on in 70s.
Vietnam.
Who we decide to fuck with.
Oh yeah okay.
So it's like we already moved on.
Vietnam lasted way longer than you thought it did.
Like I looked it up and I'm like holy shit.
Yeah.
Vietnam was a fucking abortion.
It was a fucking joke.
Yeah so it was fucking Iraq and Iran.
Not Iran Afghanistan.
So officially the Vietnam War went from 1915 to 1926.
1955 to 1975.
Wow 20 years.
Well that's like the war in Iraq.
Yeah.
That's like the same thing.
Yeah.
That's exactly the same.
I mean we didn't have a shit ton of boots on the ground until the 60s.
But still 1955 to 1975 is a long ass war.
Yeah.
Where's the where's the next Iraq or Vietnam gonna be?
It's gonna be World War III.
Like I think World War III is gonna either last for like a year or it's gonna last for like 30 years.
Yeah.
Because literally the only there's only two options that I can see with World War III.
Either a full scale global conflict that just drags on for decades or we're gonna fight for a year
and then we're gonna be like this is this is worthless we're just gonna nuke everybody.
I don't think it come down to that.
Like those are the two things I see happening.
It's either gonna be like a war that just goes on and on and on and on for fucking years.
Or it's gonna be a war that like gets over very quickly because we're gonna use weapons that we don't even know exist yet.
Because they're hiding those weapons and we definitely have weapons that fucking exist out there that we have no idea that are just as powerful or more powerful than a nuclear bomb.
Yeah.
You know dude I think that maybe I mentioned this before.
But yeah it seems like all right so like inflation.
Let me see if I can explain this right.
Inflation means that there's every single year there's there's not enough there's not enough supply for the demand.
Right is that what that means.
No inflation I don't know the actual definition.
What would that be if there's not enough supply so the prices go up.
That's scarcity.
Prices go up.
Scarcity.
Well I mean that's that's basically like what I'm trying to get at is like we have too many people.
I suck at economics.
We don't though it's not that we have too many people.
Yeah we have too many.
We don't have too many let me fucking finish.
It's not that we have too many people it's that we have too many metropolitan areas.
Because there's a whole bunch of people that are in one tiny area.
We still have a shit ton of land that's not developed or anything.
If you develop that land and most of it and spread people out there's room for two billion more people.
Yeah.
But because everybody lives in such small quantities like that's quantities such small areas together.
That's why it's becoming a problem for like that shit because they have to do a lot of power.
They have to do a lot of sewage coming from there.
They have to do a lot of like everything.
So because there's so many people in this one fucking area the pollution rates are going to go
fucking skyrocket because there's so many people in one fucking spot out in the country.
There's fucking one power plant for like fucking like the entirety of like this fucking huge.
So if you did something like that but instead of but everybody wants to live in the city
because everybody wants things close to them.
Everybody wants things like you want things open all the time and shit like not everybody.
But like you know I'm just what I'm trying to say is like a lot of people want to live in the cities
because everything's like that.
But so you're saying from like an environmental standpoint.
From an environmental standpoint there's no reason why we can't have plenty of room.
There's plenty of room.
It's just that people keep on staying in this these these
metropolitan areas that there's just so many people like if you look around here I mean
Albany isn't considered a metropolitan yet but it's it's a it's a larger city
and we still have way more than enough energy and more than enough room for everybody here.
Like if Albany decided to spread out it could.
Yeah like if you wanted to like you go fucking 10 miles that direction outside of Albany.
It's fucking farmland.
Oh yeah.
So that's like where I live.
I literally like have silos because I live on an old farm like in front of my apartment.
So it's 10 minutes to a city.
Yeah.
Or it's 10 minutes to the deep fucking woods.
Yeah.
You know and like that's the thing like people are just like oh there's there's not enough.
It's like no there's more than enough room.
You guys just keep on building up instead of building out.
Yeah.
Yeah if you build out I mean sure cities get taken over by a bigger city like let's be real.
If Albany decided to spread out instead of up it would take over probably Manan's,
Waterville, Troy, Rensselaer, fucking Delmar like all that shit would just be Albany at that point.
But like the thing like what I'm saying and I keep on saying this and people never believe me
but you'll see it in fucking 50 years, 60 years. Albany is going to be a huge metropolitan in the
next 100 years.
I guarantee it.
Yeah.
Why do you think that?
New York City is dying.
Absolutely.
New York City is dying.
Also if you're to believe the if you're to believe the like the ice caps melting and shit,
New York City will be fucking underwater in the next 200 years.
So where's the next biggest place to go after that?
Yeah.
Up north.
Yeah.
So instead of going because they're like oh they could go to Jersey City.
Jersey City will be underwater if New York City is underwater.
Yeah.
Like all the coastal areas will be underwater but guess what?
Guess what won't be underwater. Albany.
Yeah.
New York City is already overpopulated.
Yeah.
So Albany is already the capital of the state.
So people are going to be like instead of going to fucking Syracuse or like Rochester or something
I'd be like well Albany is already fucking the capital.
We might as well start building up our capital type shit.
And in the culture in the in the in the in the environmental summit that they did a couple like
fucking 15 20 years ago they said in the absolute worst case scenario for like like environmental
crisis is Albany New York is the best place on the planet to be because we have mountains,
we have fresh water, we have we're protected from a lot of the elements.
We wouldn't be completely hot or completely cold.
Right.
Still be able to do shit like there but they said that Albany New York will be one of the
best places on the entire planet.
No shit.
But if you just if you're thinking about it that way so if their whole crazy thing that New York
City is going to be underwater in the next 200 years Albany is probably the next like
metropolitan because everybody would move up to Albany.
Albany would spread out to like the entire capital district instead of just being like
the small like the small city that it is bigger it's on the medium side of cities.
So instead of being on the medium side of medium side of cities it'll just be
new New York.
Right.
Because it'll just spread out because half the all the places that we grew up as kids and shit
will just be torn down and fucking turn into buildings and skyscrapers and shit.
Yeah I mean there is plenty of room and like abandoned like areas in Albany.
There's plenty of room.
So I think they would start like taking down the abandoned places and putting up buildings
and shit and then they just start spreading out.
They just start taking over other towns.
Yeah.
Like there's of course is going to be pushback against it.
Of course there's going to be pushback against it but I guarantee you if they get enough people
they the pushback is not going to fucking matter.
Yeah.
So they're just going to.
So they're not going to have a choice.
I mean people can do yeah people can do whatever they want because they'll be like oh and then a
whole bunch of investors and shit will be going back in.
Oh damn.
Damn doing too because they'll be like going to find out that that shit causes cancer.
And like and like like investors will find out to be like oh investors will be like oh New York
City is dead.
We're going to and Albany is expanding.
We'll put all our money into Albany.
Right.
Put all our money into Albany and then guess what then we're going to have new Rockefellers
and new all that shit because they just put all their money into Albany and that's going
to be a new metro.
Yeah.
And it's got and because because there's so much space to do around here it's going to be
they're going to have like boroughs and shit like the towns that were like Waterfully Troy
Rensley or like Delmar they're going to become boroughs.
Like yeah I mean is this like is this an idea that you just came up with or you heard this somewhere.
I just the way things are going and how many people from New York City are moving into the
Albany area it just makes sense.
Right.
I mean a lot of people like from New York City have been moving to like cat the cat skills
and stuff like that.
But they're progressively moving up.
Right.
So and it's like you know halfway point between New York City and Canada.
It's also the halfway point.
It's it's literally from Albany you can get to a shit ton of places.
Right.
It's like a hub.
It's a hub.
So it becomes a hub then it becomes a metro then it just becomes a super metro.
Yeah that'd be kind of cool dude.
You know I guess Albany's been dead for for a while.
But if they do that it'll fucking revive it in the worst way though I think.
If they made Albany a fucking metro all the shit that we knew around here would be gone.
You know what's kind of cool though like Albany already has like the setup for it.
It does.
You know I mean it's got the right like Albany is what.
It's on the river.
It's it's it already has a bunch of systems in place.
The I guess the department CDTA CDTA.
Yeah.
They'd have to probably build the train lines.
They probably have to build a subway though.
Right.
I don't know if they could.
They can do that.
Dude that would be so much money that they would be.
Dude if you have so many investors doing that shit like putting into the new city
because it's going to be because every investor is looking for the new city that's going to happen
because there's new cities that pop up all over the place.
But if New York City is fucking dying and Albany is thriving they're going to throw
so much money into Albany that's going to be fucking ridiculous.
Yeah. How cool would it be if they could come up with like a fucking dome that makes it so that
it's like cities like during the winter time it's like it's summertime.
Fuck that would be fucking awesome.
So you just enter the you enter the dome and it's like summertime instead of just like shitty
winter weather and then it's got like artificial sun or just like right above the fucking the dome.
It like parts the clouds.
So it's going to be winter.
What's that?
It's connected.
It's always one.
Yeah. Yeah.
But they there's got to be some technology where they could do that.
Because you know I think in actuality New York City like square mileage wise isn't actually that
huge of a place.
No it's really not.
It's not it's just that they built up so much that it's like crazy.
It's wild to me that New York City became the place.
It's like you would think it would have been a little more south.
You know why why was it New York City?
If you think about settlers settled New York area first there was already a decent amount of
like shit in New York like city.
They already built like a whole bunch of shit in New York City.
It's right on the water to the ocean.
It's right on the ocean.
Well that's right.
It's the river.
The Hudson River is why New York City became New York City.
So they can get boats that come directly to New York City.
And New York City was where everybody started.
Right.
So a lot of people left New York City they came to New York City then spread out west
towards or north or south.
A lot of people just stayed in New York City and the more people that stayed in New York City
the bigger it had to become.
Right.
So New York City became New York City because it was the fucking hub of the United States.
Yeah it makes sense like because everything's right on the water there.
Yeah.
So you can get to Vermont you know.
You can get to Vermont.
Canada.
You can go down the coast down to fucking Florida.
Because that's that's really highways.
That's highways back in the day.
Yeah waterways.
That was the highway.
Yeah.
The Hudson River was a highway.
Also we had the fucking Erie Canal and shit like.
But we built that.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah but we had the Erie Canal and shit.
But like New York City became New York City because so many people just came to New York City.
Like if it if they went to Vermont instead or Boston.
Boston became a city because it was one of the first places that we landed.
If you look at most of our major cities it's where we first landed.
Right.
And then like when you get out west it starts becoming like oh we need to build
cities out here because reasons.
Yeah.
Like we it's like okay you got so far you made Cincinnati.
You made Chicago.
That's a little bit farther than farther west.
That was a mistake.
But like then you start going further west or further south.
Then you get like Austin.
Tennessee.
Fuckin New Orleans.
Miami.
Like you start building up those cities there.
Then you go further.
You go all the way to the fucking west.
And you get fucking Las Vegas and shit.
Las Vegas actually wasn't made into a city until the 1950s.
Las Vegas was pretty much a desert.
Desert.
Yeah.
And then they're like the mob's like yeah we'll fucking take over Los Angeles.
Fucking Vegas.
Don't make our own city.
Like the entirety of fucking Las Vegas is just mob built.
Yeah it's fucking awesome.
Yeah.
It's a great idea.
Yeah.
And then and then then you got fucking Los Angeles.
You got San Francisco.
You got Seattle.
You got fucking all those places.
Fucking you know what's wild is like dude you think about all those cities you named off.
Right.
You can you can picture like in your brain.
All of them.
Yeah.
All of them and how they're different from each of the other ones.
Right.
New York City's gritty.
New York City is like fucking like if you're a hard guy but you can make it there.
Fucking Chicago is cold.
Windy.
Fucking brutal.
Then you get to Los Angeles.
It's sunny.
Fucking Hollywood.
Fucking San Francisco is gay.
Got Seattle.
It always rains all the time.
There's always cloud and shit.
Austin's full of fucking Texans.
Well I mean you think about that and then you think about that compared to Russia.
Right.
In Russia you just think of those.
Moscow.
Yeah you think of Moscow.
St. Petersburg.
Those are the only two I can think of.
It's like what's different about them.
They all got those onion shaped.
Onion heads.
Cockhead towers.
They got the onion heads.
You know.
They got the fucking onion heads.
They got the onion heads.
This is crazy.
Yeah it's just there's no like.
Heart.
Yeah there's no soul.
Yeah.
It's like dude.
But I think it's also because the different types of people that settled the places.
If you think of Boston.
Irish.
100 percent.
Boston is an Irish city.
All the way through.
Fucking New York City.
It's just a melting pot.
New York City is the melting pot because so many people came over there and some of the
people stayed.
Some of the people left.
But that's why New York has such a weird vibe to it is because everybody every race every
creed every everything's in fucking New York City.
And you go to fucking Chicago.
It's Italians.
Fucking you go to fucking Cincinnati.
Cincinnati is like Italian Irish like that type of thing.
Fucking New Orleans is like the Haitians.
Like fucking like mostly like the Africans like came over.
Haitian boy Kodak Black.
They settled there.
Miami is like like Puerto Ricans and like you know Mexicans like Latinos like all them.
Then you go out to fucking Texas.
It's the fucking American boy.
My mom guns American Austin Texas.
Then you got fucking Los Angeles which is like the Jews and the the the Italians.
Like Los Angeles is like the New York of the West Coast pretty much.
Then you got San Francisco.
Just gay.
And you got Seattle which is like Seattle is just like a sad city.
I feel like I've never been but everything that I've seen from Seattle.
I'm like this place just looks sad.
Yeah.
You know what I've heard it's actually not as cloudy as they say it is really.
Yeah.
I've heard that that's like actually a myth like they get as many sunny days as like San Diego or something.
Really.
That's what I've heard.
You have to look it up but it's kind of a myth.
Yeah.
What's it's pretty average.
It's pretty average.
Oregon called Portland Oregon.
Yeah.
They have pretty fucking clean cars out there.
I was like looking around for some pickup trucks and they're like preserved in time.
You know like classic pickup trucks.
Yeah.
I mean out in the desert they have a lot of classic cars too because there's no potholes.
There's no fucking shit like that.
Right.
Yeah.
I always want to travel Route 66 just because it's a fucking completely fucking flat road.
That goes across the entire country.
Yeah.
It goes from where to where.
I think it goes from Virginia to Los Angeles.
Really.
Or DC to Los Angeles or something like that.
Oh shit.
It goes that far.
I thought it was only like a partial like half of the country.
No it's the like there's there's 90 95 goes from fucking Maine all the way down to fucking Florida.
Yeah.
Fucking 66 goes east to west or west to east and it's like the entire country.
It's basically like the fucking like main vein of or the main artery of America that goes across.
But you know the reason why there are such long such long flat areas on highways across the entire country.
Oh in case an airplane has to go across the entire country.
Oh in case an airplane has to land.
It was actually made for World War II just in case that we got invaded.
We had places to land planes and shit.
Yeah.
It's every every five miles.
Yeah.
It has to be like a certain like distance of flat land.
Isn't that crazy though.
It's like we've got so much room for like airports.
We don't even have enough.
You know what I mean?
Like we can literally just shut down highways.
There's highways we don't even fucking use anymore.
Oh yeah.
There's also like another thing like for the Albany Metro thing that I was talking about.
We already have an airport.
Yeah.
We get a lot of places have airports but we're an international airport.
Yeah.
So I mean there's Stewart International couple.
We already have a lot of the things that you need to be a metropolitan.
You just need to make them bigger.
Yeah.
And it's like dude Albany's got some pretty cool architecture.
It's brutalist brutalist.
Yeah.
That's what it's called.
I was reading that the other day that Albany was the first international airport in the
United States.
Really?
What?
Yeah.
I guess because Canada get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
1908.
No shit.
Yeah.
Like even before like JFK and shit like 1908 like when planes first were invented.
They just made it the international airport.
Well, they made the airport and then they first made the international airport in like the 20s.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I mean it's because we're so close to Canada.
It counts as international flight from Canada.
That's why it's an international airport.
Yeah.
Well, I mean I'm sure there's I'm sure there's flights that go there to like you know like
Ireland and stuff.
No, no.
There might be.
I looked it up because I wanted to take a trip to like Ireland or fucking shit.
Every single one I said I had to take a transfer flight from Albany to JFK or LaGuardia and then
fucking go across.
Huh.
I wonder what the stipulations are for an international airport.
It's just going over international borders.
But you have to have a certain length runway in order to have like the jets that go to
like fucking like England and shit.
And I don't think Albany's is quite long enough yet.
But if Albany became a metropolitan area you're damn right.
They'd fucking just bulldoze that entire fucking area.
Yeah.
The fucking nursing home at the end of the runway.
Yeah.
They just fucking bulldoze.
The county nursing homes gone.
Yeah.
So this is a insane news story that I read this week.
Oh, is this the thing that you want to talk about?
Yeah.
So there was a video of this woman on a plane.
You guys see that is not fucking.
Yeah.
She's kind of hot though.
Yeah.
I believe her though.
She doesn't look like she's crazy.
She like looked at this guy.
I guess she was like looking at this guy and she was like, oh, he's not real.
And so the theory is that he was a shape shapeshifter.
A shifter, bro.
He was a shape shifter.
He was a shifter.
Holy fuck.
That's crazy.
I think happened.
I think she was on the plane.
She was afraid of flying and somebody's like, hey, here's a couple of Xanax.
She took some and yeah, that was the end of that for her.
But do you see the other one though of the British guy now?
So like a day later, there is another one with a British guy and he tried to
open the escape tour at cruising out to do,
because he was like there's a person next to you and he was like there's
something fucked up about that guy and he starts like getting up in the aisle,
screaming and then all the passengers start to tackle him and he's like I got
to go tell the count the captain about this guy
about this guy.
Oh my God.
And he was like because like these aren't like crazy people.
They were just normal people and they're just like they're just looking at these
people and they're being like, oh, they're not real.
They're like shape shifters.
They're fucking lizard people or fucking whatever.
Yes, lizard people.
Yes, reptilians.
I was watching a video about all the theories.
Reptilian humanoids.
Yeah, reptilian humanoids.
Dude, I think they're just people fucking took too many drugs.
They're freaking out.
So you're telling me you haven't met somebody out there that you're like that
person's just not a human.
I mean, I'm probably about one or two a day.
Like you just look at them and you're like that's just there's nothing there.
Yeah.
Lights are on but nobody's home type shit.
Yeah, that happens a lot.
They're usually like working like, you know, there's cashiers.
That's usually where I run into them.
Yeah, what was I?
Oh, did you hear about that one guy who did get the door open on the plane?
Oh, no, that wasn't it.
800 feet.
He managed to get the door open and two people tackled him and a bunch of people
had to go to the hospital when they landed from like decompression sickness.
Well, I mean, it's only 800 feet.
I think you need you need to be compressed over.
I hate British people.
They're so fucking storm the cockpit.
They're like tackling them.
The fucking Chad's in the aisle.
Would you do that?
Hell, yeah, because you know, like 9-11, that's how they stopped.
Fucking flight 93.
Wow, that's what they said.
That's all they they stormed the cockpit.
Sacrifice themselves.
It's like, yeah, fucking right.
Well, I can I fucking fucking satellite in space opened up, right.
And when the commands were given, it fired a laser at a Boeing airplane
and it just made made it disappear.
You've never seen parts of it.
You've never seen parts.
But it was a document.
I mean, I have myself.
It was a documented flight, though.
Documented flight.
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
They were real people on that plane.
Wow, it was a real laser, too.
Just space.
This is something I want to talk about.
They made an entire branch of the military for the fucking Space Force.
And they're like, they're like, no, there's nothing going on up here.
We don't have any space lasers or anything.
And there's like you wouldn't make an entire branch of a military
for just going just in case there's aliens.
Yeah. And then they laughed at Trump for it.
Yeah.
And it's like, dude, he probably was briefed on some shit.
And he's like, bro, we have what up there?
Yeah.
We need to make something for this immediately.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, they probably took him in a back room and they're like,
look, we're going to show you some shit.
We've been meaning to brief you on this, but we've been holding off.
All right.
So we just want to prepare you for what you're about to see.
And it was like five minutes long of just like all the different kinds of
fucking aliens out there and shit.
Or death lasers.
All the shit China has.
It was like, that's it.
We're making the fucking Space Force.
Immediately.
Bro, the fucking reptilian humanoids control the elite of America.
Okay.
The fucking president is a reptilian.
So is the queen.
So is Zuck.
It's a reptilian.
What would he be?
What kind of reptile?
He's more like a fucking turtle.
Nah, that's Mitch McConnell.
They're like lizard people that are trying to blend in with society,
but they're trying to slowly take it over.
They can change their face and shit.
Yeah.
They're shapeshifters.
Damn.
I mean, you know, that was the whole theory with Hillary Clinton.
There's also AI humans who are just humans that are generated by,
but they don't have like brains and they don't have souls.
They're just like humans that have like computer chips in them
that are being controlled by an AI.
Damn bro.
That's like, remember that that's what they saw on the plane, bro.
That reminds me of the the thing I sent you guys in the chat.
I can't really say, but the hacker.
Oh, remember I told you about that?
That case I was reading.
Yeah.
So there's a lot of wild theories coming out.
So there's a lot of wild dude.
I was watching this video.
This guy was delving deeper into these conspiracy theories.
Very dude.
Did you I saw this one guy that said he was on the plane
and he said the guy when he was getting off, looked back and he winked at him,
but his eyes blinked sideways.
Lizard people.
I'm like, you got that shit from men in black.
Well, you think about like a plane social, like a tense environment
because like you're up 40,000 feet in the air.
You don't have control over that shit control.
And like, you know, something's wrong.
You're fucked.
I think they're fake.
Like they're just fake.
Now they're pretty fucking real.
Planes are fake.
You just get into a tube and you actually teleport to the place,
but it takes that long to teleport.
Or they make you think it's really far away, but it's not really far away.
Yeah.
It's like, you know, it's like the flat.
There's some like some wild conspiracies that I'm like people believe that shit.
Yeah.
Like you think that when you drive to Boston is really far,
but the highway is just moving under your car.
I don't know.
That was dumb.
But I don't know, man.
I think they're pretty fucking real.
I've been on a couple and they seem pretty real.
Bro, you ever go, you ever do DMT?
Me?
Yeah.
Now, have you?
No.
Have you, Casey?
I have not.
I'd like to smoke it.
I think maybe make a suppository.
I think it's a little safer.
DMT suppository.
DMT special.
Yeah.
I wouldn't fucking lose my shit.
I feel like it wouldn't end well for me.
I don't like being out of control.
Oh no, dude.
Yeah.
I also feel like ayahuasca would be bad.
Yeah.
Ayahuasca, peyote.
We go bro.
Yeah.
Weed.
No, we, I mean, dude, weed does make me paranoid.
Makes me really paranoid.
You're having a panic attack.
Yeah.
That's a problem.
I just, I want to feel good without drugs.
So do I.
That's my goal.
What does everybody do?
That's the problem.
I don't know if it's possible to be honest with you.
Yeah, it is.
I feel pretty happy without doing drugs.
Sitting there with Jack Daniels.
I don't know, you seem pretty unhappy with the nicotine withdrawals.
Dude, that sucks.
Yeah, but that goes away.
Yeah.
Dude, when I fucking quit the last time, that was brutal.
I'm quitting after this 10, so I'm fucking savoring this one.
But I am not looking forward to the next two weeks of the withdrawal symptoms.
What about just getting some nicotine gum?
Just a little bit to chew on.
Just nicotine.
This isn't anything else.
This is just nicotine.
Really?
Yeah.
Let me see that tin.
Damn, what do you got, man?
You got one left.
Yeah.
Dude, that smells pretty good.
It's wintergreen.
I got another tin in my car if you want one.
So I don't do it.
No, I can't take that off your hands, dude.
I have five more in my car that I have to get rid of.
I'm getting actually just nauseous just smelling it.
Really?
I like the smell.
But yeah, I did it one time when I was working in a warehouse.
I packed two lids.
I put two pouches in.
And it was, I think we talked about this.
It was that fake cherry flavor.
And dude, till this day, just thinking about doing it makes me nauseous.
I got so sick from it.
Because I think you went too far too early.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
If I just did one, I would have been fine.
But since I never did it and I put two in, dude, it's just the first couple times I dipped,
I threw up.
And then when I got over that part, it was, I just, I feel like anything that makes you throw up
and you just keep doing it and you got to force yourself to do it is kind of a problem.
It helps.
It really does.
But I'm trying to quit.
So I get my heart rate down, my blood pressure back down,
because I know they're going to fucking check that shit too.
Yeah.
They do like a medical screening.
Oh, well that's, no, you get that done prior.
That's like, you go to like an urgent, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
But like, I got to get my blood pressure and heart rate down for that.
Is it a problem?
I mean, my fucking heart rate is like sitting at like 90 to 100 most of the time,
90 to 110.
And my blood pressure was like 150 over fucking 96, 98.
So it's pretty, it's high, but I know it's because of the nicotine.
Yeah.
150 is not terrible.
Yeah.
That's about where mine was 150, 160.
And back in the day, because they fucking like the fucking doctor at the urgent care was just
like, I can't let you take this test if your blood pressure is that high.
And I'm like, bro, I will lift this box right now in front of you.
I don't give a shit.
I'm not going to die.
Dude.
It's like just pop a couple of propanolols before you go to the doctor, beta blockers,
the topral wall, whatever you got laying around.
I might know a guy that looks like me.
They're handsome.
Me too.
So if before you go in an hour before your physical, you know.
I don't know if they drug test you or anything.
I literally have some that you can have.
Yeah.
I have this is all metaphorical.
We're cutting this.
We're cutting this part out.
No, I mean, dude, they're not any kind of controlled substance.
You know.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, that's what they want anyway.
It's good to blood pressure now.
Right.
Yeah.
But like my blood pressure is like for fucking whatever reason, it was like pretty high
because I was fucking stressed out because I hate doctors.
And I was like freaking out.
So my blood pressure was like one fucking.
It got 160 over 100 at one point.
And then they're like, this is this is this is a hypertensive emergency.
I'm like, we don't even start high pretence of a merge.
And I go, I go brother.
I go brother.
We don't start treating this until 200 in my 160.
Yeah, I know people.
It seems like it gets lower and lower all the time.
Like pre hypertensive.
I read the 130 to like 150.
Now it used to be 140.
Yeah, it's pretty hypertensive.
It's 130 to 140.
I've heard people like at 129 where the doctor's like,
it's like, dude, who on earth has a blood pressure below 129?
You know what I mean?
And then it's like hypotensive.
They're saying is like people start getting freaked out around 100.
It's like, so we have a 20, 20 point normal.
Get the fuck out of here.
And it's variable, dude.
Oh, yeah.
It's so variable.
There's so many factors.
I start going like, hmm, when it's like 80 over 60.
Like when it gets to that point, I'm like,
we might need some fluids.
That's pretty fucking low.
Yeah.
But like if it's like fucking 99 over fucking 62, I'm like, whatever.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah.
But if I get like fucking somebody who's like 150 over fucking 98,
I'm not going to freak out about it.
I never would freak out over something like that.
No, dude.
Unless they're like a fucking marathon runner or something,
then I'd be like, OK, there's something going on here.
Yeah.
But like if they're just like a normal person and I see like 150s or like even
once like 160, I'd be like, it's a little high.
But I want to be like, this person's going to die immediately.
This person's going to have a stroke.
Yeah.
Like it wasn't even close to fucking 200.
Like they were more worried about my, what is it, systolic and dystolic?
Is the lower number is dystolic?
Dystolic.
Yeah, dystolic.
Like they were worried that that was close to 100.
I'm like, whatever, dude.
Yeah.
So that's your vessels at rest, right?
When the heart's not pumping.
So that's how much pressure is in your vessel.
So that was high.
That was high.
Huh.
What do you think would cause that, Casey?
Stress, nicotine.
Cause a high systemic vascular resistance.
Stress and nicotine.
Exactly.
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah.
That's 100% what it is.
I already know what the fucking problem is.
It's stress and nicotine.
Damn.
And caffeine.
Yeah, caffeine.
Definitely.
Caffeine stress and nicotine.
Methamphetamine.
Aftersclerosis.
All that shit.
But like for me, it's stress, caffeine and nicotine.
If I'm cutting all that shit out and I'm probably gonna get back to like 110 over fucking 70.
Yeah, dude.
Caffeine is the most underrated drug out there.
Such a stimulant that people don't even know.
They don't even because they get so fucking used to it.
Yeah.
And now we've talked about those.
And also like the actual like fatal doses of like just pure caffeine is like super low.
Bro, just do a deep carotid massage before they do your book.
Yeah, I'm just fucking do.
Is that like, is that like vagal stent?
It's a vagal stent.
Or I'll rub my butthole before I do it.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, rubbing your butthole.
Yeah, anal.
Is it?
Yeah.
Dude, I forgot.
Yeah, do a Valsalva maneuver.
Because you do the, you can do this.
That lowers that lowers blood pressure.
You can stimulate the anus, which lowers the blood pressure.
There's one here too, that you can do like your, your thing.
And I think your brachial you can do too.
I forgot about a bunch of forgot about that.
That was the thing.
I mean, bearing down, you can do too.
Like you can do that and then fucking drop it.
So I'd be like, all right, take the blood pressure now.
It's going to go back up in a couple seconds.
Do it.
There's something else that acts as like a natural beta blocker.
Why they take your blood pressure.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
I fucking feel lightheaded.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
What were we saying just before that?
We were talking about something.
Oh, you weren't here for that story that I was telling.
Fucking when I was like 18 years old, I would join a whole bunch of like
boomer groups on Facebook because I thought it was hilarious.
Like boomers, like, like boats uncensored or boaters uncensored or RVs.
Uncensored anything was like uncensored in it.
I'm like, I'm fucking joining this cause it's hilarious.
And like, it just ended up turning into like fucking getting messages from like
random boomers.
They're like, do you want to fuck my wife?
I'm like, what?
Like you're a young buck.
Do you want to fuck my wife in front of me?
And then they send me a new to their wife.
And I'm like, what?
Wow.
I might have to join one of these groups.
Like I got cuckolding thing.
Yeah.
Like for whatever reason, like these, like these boots, like there's so many boomer
groups where people want their wives to get fucked.
You would have, you do, you do, you do better if you were a young black man though.
Yeah.
That's literally what they're primarily looking for.
Oh my God.
But like, if you're, if you're an athletic young man, they'll be like,
do you want to fuck my wife?
Oh my God.
Like that's a thing.
Dude, I was like, I came across this fucking Ted talk of this guy talking about how he
like lives.
He's talking about the lifestyle.
Oh, the lifestyle.
They always are talking about the lifestyle.
Yeah.
And it was like, but it was like a, a thing where the wife is like dominant.
Yeah.
And she like bosses him around and this guy was just like talking about it.
Like it's so normal.
He's like, I, I embrace this lifestyle.
And he goes, I'm going to embrace it till the day I die.
Like he was just like, so like just making it like so fucking normal and like teaching
other people, like how to do it and stuff.
But it was like a Ted talk.
It was just like, it was so
Send that to the group chat.
Cause that'd be really funny.
And it was so bizarre, dude.
And yeah, I'll see if I can find it.
But like, it's not like looking for like girls to like, you know, fuck their wives.
Like, cause you know, I know that's the thing for some people.
Like, like being like, yo, I wanted to see my wife Les out or some shit.
Yeah.
But like, it was like finding dudes to fuck their wives.
I'm like, that's dude, the cuck thing.
That's wild.
Dude, it's really, it's really fucking common.
I'm like, that's why it's like, it's all like these like 40 year old boomers,
50 year old boomers and shit.
There was like, you want to fuck my wife's son.
Here's a picture of her pussy.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Like I was any of them.
Nice.
I was 18.
Were any of them nice?
Uh, some of them were like, they had like some like milfs out there, but most of them
were like, you know, like the women you see at fucking Costco and shit.
Like there's like, think of all that shit that's going on that like, you don't even
know about, you know, it's just like, I don't know, a lady sitting next to you in the parking
lot at Walmart is like setting up like some cuck thing for their fucking husband.
Yeah.
You never know dude, it's happening all over the place.
Like, especially now with the internet.
Oh yeah.
So fucking easy.
Like it was so fucking weird.
Like I just joined these things to like find boomer memes in like the wild.
And then I got like requests to fuck people's wives.
Like it was weird.
Damn, I'm going to get on these RV forms.
It was like RVs boating, but then like they called it, I think they called it something
like hot wives.
Like a hot wife is a, is a, is a wife that wants to get fucked by other dudes.
The husband's okay with it.
It's okay.
So what's the difference between that and cuck holding?
I think it's the same thing, but I think like the woman's called a hot wife and the
guy's called the cock.
I don't fucking know.
So like with the cock thing, the husband has to be there and he's usually like filming it.
Yeah.
But there, but I think, I think that's the difference with the hot wife.
The husband doesn't have to be there, but like she basically tells him how good of a
fuck the person was.
Oh my God.
That shit's awesome.
That's fucking insane.
That's awesome.
How is that awesome bro?
It's just like so filthy.
It's fucking great.
It's like, I love that there's like, I love that there's women out there doing that.
So cool.
What a time to be alive.
You know, rather if you were single, you'd probably be like, what are those?
I'm sure it's always been around.
It probably has been.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I mean, like the King would get like the Queen fucked like all the time by like, you
know, nights and shit.
Really?
Yeah. That was like a thing.
Because like he couldn't satisfy her, but like a burly night could.
And then he would take him out back and fucking have murdered.
You know, Hey, it's worth it.
Have regrets after.
But life was what all the people say.
That's life.
Damn.
Yeah. But that's like, dude, that's just wild to me.
Yeah.
There's like, I always wonder what's going on in people's heads.
Dude, in nursing, like not nursing homes, but like retirement communities of like
people who are in like their 60s and shit.
There's just orgies all the time.
That's an actual thing.
Like, like I went down to like my grandfather's funeral, like, and like I had to say it like
the like the the the the retirement community.
They were they were doing some stuff down there.
Did you just hear like some noise from the other room?
No, like they like they had like groups at like the like the the the main like like lobby
area, I guess.
Like it's like a big like pool and like shuffleboard like area and stuff.
But then I saw couples going in together and then I saw other people with the different
parties of the couples and they went to different houses.
Oh, damn.
And then I also saw multiple groups going to other houses.
And then I would like I would ride my ride one of the bikes they had around there.
They just had their fucking windows open.
You could see fucking orgies.
And I was like, what the fuck?
That's a real fucking thing.
I'm not lying.
That was real.
I wish it wasn't.
That was a real thing that I saw.
How old are you?
No, it's just this year.
You're riding the bike.
What the fuck is going on in there?
I see people leaving the thing and then like later in the night, I'd be like, whatever.
I'm like driving the golf cart or like riding a bike around like the thing, because it was
like a nice like little like thing that you could like do circles around.
And I just saw people with the full on lights on curtains open, just orgy.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Dude, they're probably getting more than I am.
I mean, what else are you going to do?
That's hilarious.
What else are you going to do when you're that age?
Like you fucking you're already retired.
You did that shit.
So why not get fucking adventurous?
They're probably getting a few times a day.
Fucking widows only club.
Only widows.
I can't wait.
Where's retirement?
This is in Florida.
Dude, I'm sure there's retirement communities where they're dedicated to that.
Like that's a type of shit.
Yeah.
That's like the primary.
They don't talk about it, but like it's a thing, but like it's like pineapple resort.
You know what I mean?
Something like that.
Yeah.
It's like the pineapple flamingos.
If they have flamingos out in front of their house, they're they're part of that lifestyle.
But that's like every house in Florida.
That was most of the houses there.
But like I was very happy that my grandfather's house did not have flamingos outside.
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
Finally get to bang the girl you wanted to bang in high school.
She's like a fucking 105 years old.
And like your wife is in your league and your wife is cool with it.
Apparently like, yeah, so I'm not going to get her pregnant.
Yeah.
Dude, it's fucking wild, man.
That's fucking insane.
Like I feel like I feel like they're very protective over their wives.
Then they get to the fucking retirement community and they're like, well,
since everybody's fucking each other's wives, that's like, I don't care anymore.
It's like this bitch has been nagging me for fucking 40 years.
Go ahead and fuck her.
I don't care.
I'm going to fuck your wife too.
He's like, yeah, fuck my wife.
I don't care.
She's a bitch.
It's like, yeah.
Do you know when you get old enough, your uterus can just fall out?
Yeah.
What?
Uterine prolapse.
That's a thing.
Yeah, it's pretty old and just falls out.
That's pretty gross.
That's pretty fucking.
That's when it's time to maybe wrap it up.
Ali Max sent me a Snapchat.
Throw in the towel.
Oh, fuck him.
It was a black screen.
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Dude, I'm so old.
I don't have Snapchat.
Really?
It was just beyond my time.
How old are you?
30?
33.
33?
Yeah.
It was not that I was beyond my time because all my friends have it.
I mean, you're not like, when you said, I'm getting old,
I thought you were like, if you were like 35, I'd be like, OK,
you're 10 years older than me.
But you're only like seven years older than me.
Yeah, so I was like seven when you were born.
Yeah.
So that's not that bad.
I was born in 98.
Yeah, I was born in 90.
But what was I going to say?
Yeah, I just never got into it.
You know what I mean?
I got into it a lot when I was in college for just nudes from Tinder bitches.
But then after that, I barely use it.
I get Snapchat from people all the time that are just like a black screen
or like streaks.
And I'm like, I don't have a streak with you.
A streak?
Like, if you get, I think, more than three days in a row,
you get a little fire emoji next to your thing and a number.
And then people try to get their streaks up and then they're like,
people try to get their streaks up to like 200, 300, 400 year long streaks and shit.
Oh, shit.
But like...
Is Snapchat still big?
I feel like Snapchat's basically like a second text messaging thing now.
It's pretty much what it's become.
It's not like as big as it used to be, but like it's so ingrained in like the thing
that people like instead of texting each other sometimes.
Because like at work, at my current employer,
like I don't have many of my co-workers' phone numbers,
but I have a lot of their Snapchats.
And if I need a shift rate or something, I just send them a Snapchat text message.
Nice, nice.
It's like, I basically use it as like a secondary.
See, that's how I use Facebook Messenger.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what it is too.
Like, it's like that shit.
Man, that's like too many things.
Yeah.
It's like Snapchat, Facebook Messenger, regular texting.
Yeah, a lot going on.
But I don't know.
I just never got into it.
Yeah.
In China, they all have this one social media app.
Yeah, it was called like fucking like Smile something or whatever,
but like it was entirely government ran.
Yeah.
But like they didn't even text each other.
Like they never text each other.
Like they only use this fucking app.
It was like Twitter, Snapchat and text messaging in like one thing.
The government can see everything you're doing.
And like the government can see everything you're doing.
What the fuck is wrong with them, bro?
Fucking, I mean, I guarantee you.
Let us go out of that.
I guarantee you the government can see everything that we say on fucking Facebook Messenger and shit.
Like, I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I would hope that they could, honestly.
It would be really funny if they just read our group texts.
I'm sure they have.
I'm sure they've been in there.
They've probably been like, what the fuck?
At least the NSA.
There's like, oh, what are they talking about today?
Oh, goblins.
They're probably like, hey, you gotta come see this level of fucking autism going on.
This is something special.
They're talking about pegging again.
Yeah.
How many times they talked about pegging?
Imagine if you work for the NSA, the shit that you see.
Dude, you'd probably get some fire nudes from bitches.
I mean, you'd probably get in trouble for,
like, you've been looking at that picture a little while now.
It's like, oh, sorry.
I'm just making sure it wasn't a kid.
Yeah.
It's like, just think, I don't know, man.
It's gotta make you go home and just hate society.
I guess.
The shit that you read.
I mean, maybe.
You probably can't walk through the grocery store without being like,
I know you.
Or just thinking about, oh, man, these fucking people are so fucking weird.
I know what they're like.
Or if you have somebody and you're like, oh, I know this guy's going through a breakup.
He's listening to fucking Nickelback and shit.
He's looking to fucking saving me and shit.
Nickelback.
He's probably like, oh, buddy, this guy's going through a rough time.
Yeah.
Listening to fucking Celine Dion and shit.
Oh, we're like, this guy's a real angry boy.
He's listening to fucking like, Lamb of God and shit.
Yeah.
Dude, you know what's crazy, though?
I think we talked about this is you can intercept any cell signal.
Oh, yeah.
On your own.
Absolutely.
I know we mentioned that before.
I think we went in depth into that, actually.
An MZ device.
Yeah.
Which is fucking scary, dude.
Anything you send to anybody.
It's just unencrypted.
Anybody can pick it up that has one.
You can get them on eBay.
And guess what, motherfucker?
I've never sent a dick pic in my life, so my dick is not out there.
So there's nothing you're going to find.
Nothing.
And that's like, unironically, I've never sent a dick pic, even to my fucking girl
who's like my fiance.
Yeah, me neither.
I've never sent my dick to anybody.
The closest I got was the underwear boner.
You could see it's three like that.
That's the closest I got to sending a dick pic in my entire life.
Yeah.
I don't think I did.
No, I definitely didn't.
I mean, there's nothing to fucking...
If I had something to show off, I'd be sending them all over the place.
I think the only...
Actually, I think I sent one and I fucking made the top of my dick an actual mushroom
on Snapchat.
So it was just all shaft?
Yeah.
It was all shaft because I thought it was funny.
I didn't send a dick pic.
I've never sent one...
I think that's the only one that I sent.
But if that's the case, I never sent one to be sexy.
I've only sent one to be funny.
To like my actual girlfriend that I've been dating for four years.
Yeah.
Look, it's a little mushroom.
That doesn't count.
Oh, that's funny.
I don't know.
What say you podcast?
You're talking about the one guy was talking about how he
like put his dick out of his jeans, like the zipper in his jeans, and put his hand on it.
And made it look like he had like a swollen thumb and he sent it to his dad.
His friend sent it to his dad and his dad's like, that's not funny.
Yeah, that was the thing I was always terrified about is like sending it to the wrong person.
So I just never did it.
Yeah, I just imagine like, and it's out there forever.
Oh yeah, but just imagine like sending a dick pic and it goes to your mom or something.
I guess.
Fuck.
Fucking beep is sending me a fucking picture of his cock.
He's like, bro, I thought your name was Taylor.
I'm like, no, bro.
Nice cock though.
It was hilarious.
That's one of the funniest things.
And like, he denied it for the longest time.
He's like, yeah, I had accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Dude, what's your worst accidental text message that you've sent to somebody?
So I was getting ready for sexy times with my girl and my brother,
my brother sent me a text message and I didn't realize it.
And you know how it goes, like the first text message that you get, like the most recent one.
And I'm like, can't wait till you get here so I can fuck you.
And my brother's like, what?
My brother was 14.
Your parents are like, Tyler, sit down.
No, your mom's there.
Your brother is like a family meeting.
I can have a little talk.
And they go, oh fuck, Eli, that was supposed to go to my girlfriend.
And like the thing is their names both start with E
and they're right on top of each other.
Dude, that's fucking awful.
Yeah.
So I did that and then my brother's like, what?
Oh fuck.
He was like, is that meant for your?
I'm like, yeah, it was meant for Emily.
He's like, all right, man.
I'm like, just delete that.
He's like, I plan on it.
I'm the king of sending the wrong text to the wrong people.
What was your funniest one?
Dude, the worst one is I needed a floor pan for this truck that I was working on.
OK, yeah.
And I couldn't order it online, so I needed to get it from a junkyard.
They needed to cut out the actual OEM floor pan from another truck.
And so this kid, I asked him, I'm like, can I just cut it out myself,
the kid that was working at the junkyard?
He's like, no, I have to cut it out.
So this place was like an hour away.
It was a pain in the ass.
So he fucking cut it off wrong, right?
Like exactly like I didn't want him to.
So I drove an hour to fucking pick it out.
And then I had to go home and come back an hour to pick it up.
Right.
So it's like four hours of driving like, yeah.
And he fucked it up, dude.
I fucking lost it when I got home.
Tell my girlfriend, I'm like, this kid was such a fucking degenerate.
Nobody, there's no fucking customer service these days.
This fucking moron, right?
I'm just like, dude, just go it off.
Like 20 tax, right?
Sent them all to him.
And so I like throw my phone down after I'm done venting and I'm like, oh, dude,
I was so pissed.
And then the text message comes back.
He's like, dude, I'm so sorry.
I'll do whatever I can to make it right.
I apologize.
I'm like, oh, brother, that wasn't supposed to go to you.
I did.
I had like a meltdown.
I was so embarrassed.
I was like, oh, it's a nice junkyard.
You know, I'd like to go back there.
I got some stuff.
You know, they're all right.
But I was so fucking mad that this kid fucked up the floor pan and just dude sent
him literally 20 times.
How much I hate this piece of shit.
I did one.
He's like 19, dude.
I did another one where fucking I got the wrong text from a couple other people.
I've gotten like nude sent to me by like women that like, I was just like,
I was just like, what the fuck?
He's like, oh, my God.
I didn't mean to send that to you.
I'm like, oh, that's unfortunate.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'll delete it.
Dude, that's an awesome.
I still got that text.
Dude, how could we cause like some mass confusion with people like starting like a group chat
just with a bunch of random random people?
Oh, my God.
And then exit the group chat.
I have this one autistic friend from high school that does that.
And he adds me to these random groups with these like random people that have weird names
on Facebook.
Why did you create this group?
We should do that.
Which is random numbers.
Or just pick out like random people on your Facebook that you haven't talked to in fucking
years.
Yeah, you can do that.
I'll just go into your fucking Facebook page and invite them to the messenger page.
It's dude.
We should just like text random phone numbers and ask if they listen to the untitled podcast.
You should check this out and send them the link.
You should fuck my wife.
Call right now if you want to be on the podcast.
Check the email, bro.
Oh, my God.
We didn't get any emails.
Check the email.
We begged people.
Check the email.
I'm not checking that email until Ali Max shows up.
If you want to send us an email, it's untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com.
I might have sent one.
I don't remember.
I might have sent one, too.
I don't remember.
I might have signed us up for fucking a spam page.
But yeah, dude, there's some wild shit.
What's the most wild thing that you accidentally send to somebody?
I mean, I don't I don't actually remember.
I know I like sent some embarrassing ones, but I don't actually remember what they were.
I know I was talking about I think on the one of the episodes of our last podcast,
I was talking about how I made that page for Peter Dickington and
I like texted our supervisor at our old job.
I was like, can you take my shift today?
And it was from Peter Dickington and I was like, oh shit, I was on the wrong Facebook.
I couldn't find the messages.
What did he say?
But I don't know if he ever read it because I like deactivated my account after that.
Dude, that's fucking you have to tell me after who it was.
Oh yeah.
What was your fake Facebook?
We like didn't want anybody to find out about the podcast.
Is it a Don Juan?
Donald one mine, Donald one.
I know you have no, no, even on shelter.
Yeah, even did you just like fuck what people constantly do constantly like it
was a fucking illness like an addiction dude.
You should go on the fucking boomer sex pages with that.
Oh yeah, dude, probably.
What was my guy?
He was like he had like a fuck Hillary shirt on.
Oh, he's like a like kind of a redneck with a hat and like drinking a beer.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was, uh, that was mayhem.
Dude back 2016.
That was so much fun.
Dude, 2016 was a war zone on any social media.
Like there was this time bombs everywhere on fucking social media.
There was like land mines.
If you fucking like went to like the wrong thing or like the wrong thing to be.
I saw you like this post.
What the fuck was that about?
It's just like, what the fuck?
I don't fucking know.
I accidentally hit the like button.
I don't know.
What was this?
Like, what do you mean?
No, like like shit that was like Donald Trump is going to save America.
If he does not save America, I will burn down the government.
It's just like you're going through and you accidentally like, like a post like thing.
And like, I got like a text message from one of them, like the, like when I was still like,
you know, uh, single and uh, looking for it, like one of the matches that I had on Tinder goes,
well, I saw you like this page with this on it.
So what the fuck is that about?
And I'm like, shut the fuck up.
I don't care.
Wow.
She was doing some fucking investigation.
Yeah, dude.
There were so many girls that fucking stalked my Facebook page when I was on Tinder.
It was ridiculous.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I, I didn't mean to cut you off, but like Facebook now is like fucking dead.
It's like, I feel like it's dead.
I just follow meme pages on it.
Like I post a couple of things here and there.
I don't use Twitter.
Like I feel like Twitter is the new hub for a lot of things.
Yeah.
I'm switching to Twitter.
I just, I haven't, I literally haven't like,
I had a Tinder account, not Tinder at the Twitter account.
I had a Tinder account too.
Did I say Tinder or Twitter?
Twitter.
Okay, good.
Cause my girlfriend listens to this.
I'm not switching to Tinder.
My fucking high school, fucking high school year union, 10 years is this year.
Mine's not going to go.
Mine's in three years.
Dude, I fucking went and it was just like, sad.
Are there any hot girls that did not look hot anymore and shit?
Not really.
It was just like, nobody showed up and I felt bad that I showed up.
I thought that was funny.
I asked like my best friend from high school if he was going.
And he said, if I just happen so having to be in town for some reason and have
literally nothing else to do and then still probably not.
I'm like embarrassed thinking about it.
I still have my letter jacket.
Like it's just in my closet.
Like I loved that thing when I was in high school and I really, it's a really nice jacket,
but you can't wear a letter jacket as a grown man.
That's real sad.
Wear your fucking jock fucking jacket.
That's how I feel about the Mohawk jacket.
We want to wear it, but there's no reason to.
Because like, like I wore it when I was in college,
like when I was still going to Hudson Valley and even then it was kind of sad.
Like, but like then I was like, oh, like I got, I got like to be like 1920.
And I'm like, I'm never wearing this.
Yeah.
A high school jacket.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a super nice, it's thick.
It's got leather sleeves and like a wool fucking like base.
It had like all the fucking patches and like fucking pins that I got for it.
I'm like, dude, this jacket's fucking awesome, but it's so sad to wear it.
Yeah.
Yeah. So I got a really nice leather jacket and I was like 20 years old and I just haven't
stopped wearing it. Like that's my favorite jacket.
We got to get some podcast jackets.
Yeah.
With some patches.
Oh yes. Designer jackets.
With some, we'll get some letterman podcast.
Letterman podcast.
Just in you.
No, UP.
Yeah.
And then fucking have untitled and then podcasts on the back.
That'd be fucking dope.
And then do like the vapor wave fucking like pyramid in the middle.
Yeah.
It's because like my jacket had like the arch of waterfully football and then I put like my W
on the back, but I could do, we could do untitled the podcast and have the fucking pyramid
in the middle of it.
What color would it make it? Like purple?
Like purple. Yeah. Yeah. Purple and like pink.
Purple, pink maybe. But for the sleek, like purple would be like a nice base, like a dark purple.
And then the arms we could do probably like.
White.
Maybe white.
I don't know.
You know better than me.
Maybe gray, like a, like a slate gray.
Yeah. That'd be kind of sweet.
Yeah. And then like on the ribbing, there's that you could do two stripes or three stripes.
It's the ball.
Oh yeah.
You do two stripes or three stripes of different colors. So I'd probably do like purple, maybe
pink and then purple again. I think that might.
This would be like $200 jackets.
They're my letter jacket. I spent $250 on.
Damn.
But it's a fucking nice jacket.
But yeah, I mean, it'd be funny fucking getting that because Stuart and Strauss
was the place that I got my letter jacket from.
Dude, that jacket, I wore it constantly. It still looks like it's brand new.
Like I wore that for four, like three years in high school and two years out of high school
because I was a fucking nobody.
Your friends see you at the gas station wearing the letterman jacket.
Yeah. But I did that and that was fun. But like that jacket looks immaculate still.
Like it's a fucking jacket made to last. Like I wish I could just get one that was like that.
And like without like any logos or anything on it, that was just like a jacket that felt
like that and was like the same thing, just without like, you know, stupid things.
So it doesn't look like you're fucking still stuck in high school.
Yeah. Yeah. Have a reason to wear something like that.
Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fucking sweet.
Now, are the letters like, they're kind of like velvety, right?
So there's.
Are they furry? Like, I feel like sometimes they're like,
they got like the, like the, like, it's kind of like almost exposed fabric,
like a bunch of it like type thing.
I got that letter from my high school for playing JV and the big one on the back I got
for playing varsity. But the ones that you can get sewn on to that jacket are like kind
of just like felt almost. They're just like another like part of the jacket.
But I got like my actual letter that I put on there and then that got put on there.
And then my actual like varsity letter I got put on the back.
But yeah, I think it's a, I think those jackets are super fucking nice, but I just wish that I
could wear it still because like without like all the fucking bullshit on it, it's just a really
nice jacket thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's sweet. I want to, I don't have my phone on me.
It's like, I want to look these up now. I'll fucking, I'll send it into the group chat.
I never, I was never on a sports team. Were you Casey?
Yeah. I played basketball, soccer.
Damn. Yeah. I wasn't allowed to cause I had to go to church.
My parents are like.
That sucks, bro.
Absolutely not. Yeah.
That sucks.
Jacket shop. Here it is. I fucking love this jacket. Like I built mine and it was fucking great.
And then like a couple other kids from the high school got it.
Then a couple other kids from the high school got it. Like I started like the, the jacket thing.
Like that's how it's like.
Oh shit. Yeah. That's sweet.
That's fucking awesome.
I'll make a fucking, I'll make a, I'll make an untitled podcast version and send it into the
group chat. Yeah. We can start with patches. I think we got horse come.com on there.
I like he put horse come.com on it. Like because like you have like, you normally have your name
here, but we could just also just put horse come.com.
H C D C.
Or if we all got jackets, we would all just put our name on it and like have like the different
things. Yeah. If we ever had like a podcast shop, we'll get a shirt made that just has like the AC
DC logo. It's just says H C D C only will now.
Nah. People who watch the podcast would know what nobody else would. And then like underneath it
would say untitled podcast. Yeah.
H C D C.
Oh Lord horse.com.
Dot.com.
I have no explain that to your like parents.
You're like, what does that mean? This is podcast that I watched or they're real weirdos.
Google it quick. It's like big enough to pop up on Google at that point. Yeah.
It's like, oh my God, who are these men?
Have we had a woman guest at all? No, but we could get one. SpongeBob.
We could get SpongeBob. We absolutely could. She would do it for like 40 bucks. I guarantee it.
Oh yeah. That's true. I think that we should do the girlfriend episode where we all just have
our girlfriends and they just talk and we're just outside. My girlfriend always bugs me. She's like,
when do I get to meet the podcast boys? And I'm like, yeah, yeah. Eventually.
Because my girlfriend was like, and I'm like, I think it'd be funny if they had to act like us.
Yeah. They do their own podcast. Yeah.
We can pack it up and go tour out in the Duanesburg and do some ghost hunting.
Yeah, we can do some ghost hunting. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Dude. It's one of these days. We gotta go
to that fucking spooky forest. Dude, we should, I gotta get the bus going and we should just take
the fucking bus there. To the spooky forest. Yeah. Yeah. To the one where my buddy saw that thing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, absolutely. We'll do a tour. Dude, that'd be fun. I could take it
to some spooky places and take it out. I'm thinking about just like just dropping the cash just to get
that done and registered. Just so I think it'd be so fun to do a podcast from it. Yeah. Yeah.
Or just going around, going to different places. Like while we're going to the different places,
we could fucking like talk. And then once we get there, we talk about the place afterwards
and then we drive to another place. Dude, we fucking dope. Yeah.
I gotta take you. You haven't been to silver bay yet. That place is sick.
No, we can fucking take it there. Yeah. You know, yeah, I don't bring anything home though.
You won't bring anything. No. All right. You want to wrap this up? Sure. We're, uh,
we're, uh, what's it going to say? Oh yeah. Smash that like button. You like the show,
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have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Yeah. No, no,
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts. Extended episodes. Where the fuck did this year come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts. They're killing.
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Somewhere in China,
all right, in some base, what the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet
tall. Super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not know.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump,
beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds. They know what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're
going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut it open. You're
going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is out of solution.
Which, by the way, big brother is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.
Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked
with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is the
fucking devil. Okay. He's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual
fucking ringleader for all this shit. He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual
fucking leader. It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there.
Everything about that.