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I'm here with Ali Mack, Tyler, and a special guest is Zach and Jason.
Hey, Dan Schack.
Dan Schack.
T-Bex.
And, oh, I missed Dan.
You're our favorite special guest.
I love Dan.
Yeah?
For real?
You guys talked about that?
Sure.
Alright.
You were on that classic episode.
Oh, last time, me and Tyler were screaming at each other, remember?
I don't know, I feel like that typically happens.
That's my line.
Yeah, you guys were getting fired up, Tyler was yelling about, and he felt it about.
Ahhhh.
Nah, I think it was the January 16th.
Ahhhh.
Not to like bring up bad shit, but you were fired the fuck up.
I was fired up.
I was fired up too.
Like Tyler was screaming, Jason just had that look in his face.
He didn't say shit at first, but he could just tell he was about to blow up.
I actually looked more into that.
No law officers were actually killed during that.
It was only protesters.
What?
I literally read a news story about how...
Yeah, your news stories are fucking fake.
Two police officers got killed.
They did not get killed.
And there was like a video.
There is not a video.
You are fake news.
You are...
I don't know, somebody's providing us with fake news.
I mean, I'm not going to believe you just because you say the articles wrong.
You can fact check 100% of the facts on Untold Podcasts are true.
Absolutely.
And that's a fact.
So, on to more fun shit instead of going directly into anger.
So, question.
Same sex celebrities.
Who's the most attractive?
Now you're going to not say it right away.
Who's the most attractive?
Be real, bro.
Who's your same sex...
I want to hear it from you.
Who's the same sex celebrity crush?
Because everybody has one.
Everybody has one.
And mine is absolutely Robert Pattinson.
Do you see that guy's jawline?
Do you see that man's jawline?
Yes.
I love it.
I see him and I get angry.
It reminds me of Twilight and all the fucking irritating ass girls in middle school fucking fawning over him.
Yeah, but he is worth fawning over.
Who the fuck is that?
I saw him in a movie where he was like a mentally challenged guy.
The Lighthouse.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, he was in The Lighthouse with...
Who's the Green Goblin?
What the fuck's his name?
Willem Dafoe.
Him and Willem Dafoe were in a fucking lighthouse.
My answer is Steve Busechemilog.
Come on, serious.
You have to be serious, guys.
I think he's a beautiful man.
He is not a beautiful man.
Fine, fine, John Malkovich.
Wee man, jackass.
You can't really have a celebrity crush of the same gender if you're not sexually orientated that way.
No, you absolutely can.
If you're partly gay, bro.
I mean, I think the ones that think that paging is not gay are more likely to have a same-sex celebrity crush.
If you don't think it's gay.
What do you think?
Were you here for that episode for pegging?
No.
We should get your input on this.
Well, we are diving right in with the tough topics with you.
Would you or would you not get pegged if the beautiful woman asked you to do it?
No, I would never get pegged, man.
Really?
No, I don't think so.
Besides, I mean, you're not really looking at her.
Oh, God, I can't imagine.
But, anywho, I would just say no.
But I digress.
But I digress, no.
I'm just trying to think of the mechanics of it.
That's all right.
No, I pass.
Why?
What did everybody else land on?
We don't have to revisit.
Check out that episode.
I said pegging is gay and they disagree.
It's not gay.
It's sus.
There's a difference.
So, okay, my stance on it was while it's not something that I'm going to be like fucking
excited for, I'm in like a sort of don't knock it till you try it kind of thing with her.
And she does stuff that I like.
I do stuff that she likes.
Did you do it or not?
Sometimes we miss the mark a little bit.
No, I haven't.
You haven't.
I haven't.
But I'm saying that if she were to bring it up and she wanted to do it, I'd try it.
But I don't think I'm going to get a ton out of it.
I mean, I tried it once.
It wasn't that great.
I mean, my masculinity is not fragile enough to be hurt just because she wants to put a
fucking piece of plastic up my ass and everybody wants to think I like men.
I think that's a pretty big jump.
Yeah, it's a pretty big jump.
I don't know.
Your girl, you guys literally went out and bought a strap on.
No, she had it already.
Now that I did it now.
That's cool.
She came equipped.
She was ready for this.
You knew girl's ass.
She's got it.
You let go.
She was a very fun character before I met her.
Wow.
It's interesting.
Let's talk about that.
Let's not.
My other take on it is, well, that's the way I feel.
I don't think it's gay if you have a guy that's into that kind of thing, because it's not
like you're into fucking.
We're not into men.
Those guys that are into that.
It seems to be it's more the power shift.
I know.
It's not like.
What about the domination aspect?
Would you get dominated by a woman?
Did you let her top?
What does that mean?
Like, I have a firm yes on that one.
No, like she takes control.
I have a firm yes on that one.
Like, you know, instead of you choking her, she chokes you type shit.
Oh, I mean, yeah, I guess that might be kind of interesting for a second.
For a second?
I mostly like to dom, you know, I want to be like in control.
Dude, doming is so easy though.
So I'm not like, I'm just talking about vanilla dom.
Like I'm the guy, so I'm kind of like.
Nice.
I mean, I'm not like, I'm just talking about vanilla dom.
Like I'm the guy, so I'm kind of like.
Nice.
I mean, I'm not like, I'm just talking about vanilla dom.
Like I'm the guy, so I'm kind of like.
Nah, I get what you're saying.
I'm sort of like, I don't know.
I'm definitely adventurous, but like I'd say it just depends on the day.
You haven't even pegged.
I'm just saying it's like sometimes we get home and she's like, all right, get in the
fucking bed.
And I'm like, okay.
We got an echo by the way.
So the way to Tyler's heart is fucking prostate.
Apparently we don't want to keep it zero.
So if you got paid by a guy with a fucking that would be gay.
That would be gay.
That's not even paying at that point.
That's just like the argument.
It's just a bullshit argument to be like, oh yeah, that makes you gay.
If a chick shoves something up your ass.
No, that's not fucking gay.
That's such an awful take on that.
Maybe we should just.
Like, all right, we've talked enough about this.
I'm just saying like everything's so.
There's so much pressure.
I wanted to make this the child friendly episode, but it's not.
We should do it.
No swearing child friendly episode.
Tosh did one of those.
Yeah.
I remember that, but we should do like a, like a, like a untitled preschool.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
We're not copying it from him though.
It's completely original.
We thought of that organically.
It was not influenced by him.
So he's funny though.
And if any of the listeners have a problem with it, just don't fucking listen.
It's the newest smell and salt that we have.
Oh my God.
Is it flavored?
Oh, it's, it's raw.
It's, yeah, it's flavored pain.
That's, that's the, that's the flavor it's got to it.
Catch.
Oh.
You'll love them.
They're good.
They're nice and good.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It doesn't exactly look like it's a.
Oh.
It's brutal.
Yeah.
Don't just go fucking full bore.
No, like.
Yeah.
Let's hear what.
Oh, my eyeball can smell it.
Yeah.
Let's hear what AI Tyler has to say about pegging.
He's pegging gay.
The world may never know.
But some people are fucking retarded.
Fuck you.
We'll say AI Tyler.
What did he say?
Hey, I wasn't, I didn't have headphones.
He said the world may never know.
The world may never know.
Oh, Tyler, you suck.
The world may never know.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Oh, yeah.
That's what he said.
Oh, yeah.
That's what he said.
Oh, yeah.
That's what he said.
Oh, yeah.
That's what he said.
Oh, yeah.
That's not fun, is it?
I got to do.
That's not fun, is it?
So let's talk about AI sponge.
Dude, AI sponge is great.
August 12th, 2036.
Have you seen AI sponge?
I've seen some of the videos, but I don't really understand the whole meaning behind
it.
Is it like a, is it like a fucking multiplayer?
No, it's, it's all AI generated.
It's just some like retarded SpongeBob episode that goes on forever.
Cracks dick in half.
Oh my God, that sounds like hell.
So what did they put into it for the AI to just roll with it?
Just SpongeBob.
Okay.
Well, people write ideas on the Discord server.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
They have like AI family guy.
Yeah, and they talk about how to build a fertilizer bomb.
AI generated family guy.
That's like always on.
What do you think it tastes like?
Wow, I hope not.
Now I'm not going to be eating any soy like green anytime soon.
What the fuck?
Look up, look up at loud word, loud word best of cracks dick in half.
Oh yeah.
Oh God.
Cracks dick in half.
It was one of the videos I saw this shit.
I got to see if I can find it.
Oh guys.
This is disgusting.
They should make like, we should have a AI untitled podcast episode where it's just
all our AI voices.
We just write it.
Yeah.
We just write as we're going.
Yeah.
So what's the interesting thing about AI though?
Why?
Because it can do anything without like, it can just do everything for us.
So we're going to outsource our podcast to artificial intelligences of ourselves.
Exactly.
So we don't have to, we can just chill.
We don't have to like.
That's what we're doing anyway.
We're just chilling in a basement.
No, no, no, no.
But if we have, if we have like AI that could just do our voices for us.
Oh, then what would you do with your time?
I guess that leads to like the infinite dimensions.
Yeah, it could.
Yeah.
I mean, what was I going to say?
Something.
I can do one thing for you.
Why can't it do everything for you?
Have you, have you, have you looked into AI and shit and a really funny thing about AI
is that every single time AI is left to its own devices and shit, it always becomes racist
every single time.
It's really fucking like staggering.
How did that 20, 36 start?
I don't know.
August 12th, 2036.
That'd be freaky.
Cause like it says that like once an hour.
Yeah.
I gotta say, a cool, cool topic here to get onto.
So I, I'm sort of autistically obsessed with not to the extent of boat boy and train man.
He, he, he's got me beat in this topic.
We'll have to have him back on.
I know he wants to.
Hold on.
A few moments later.
Hi Squidward.
August 12th, 2036.
The death of the universe.
August 12th, 2036.
The death of the universe.
August 12th, 2036.
The heat death of the universe.
So he just says that out of nowhere.
Repeating this meaningless phrase over and over again in hopes that it will mean something
someday.
What the fuck?
That's funny.
What I was going to say, train man, there's this, uh, there's this, he can probably say
more about it, but there's this boat that crashed in a, I want to say it was 19.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
So it was lost in, they have random strokes at times.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
Sponge a loud word, cracks his pee pee and has an incredible stroke for six full minutes.
What the fuck man?
I can't believe what I have to do.
We have to incorporate this into the podcast.
It's going to let play out.
There's six minutes of this.
Well, I guess that we have an intermission.
Casey can't find the play the pause button here is going to keep it going.
What were you saying?
Okay.
So crack stick in half, the SS endurance.
It's a ship that was initially made for hysterical reason.
Polar bear hunting.
Love that fact anyways, but this thing gets fucking caught in the Arctic circle and just
disappeared for like a hundred years.
Obviously everybody died.
They fucking crashed your ship.
They're done.
Did they?
No, but he went to the center of the earth.
They're dead.
They're in a Gartha with Hitler and dinosaurs.
Well anyways, they found this shipwreck and it's kind of ridiculous just how well preserved
it is.
It looks like it fucking like this.
It looks like the fucking jacked off from like fucking Assassin's Creed four.
That's three miles at the bottom of the fucking Arctic circle and it just fucking looks like
it crashed yesterday and they were like recovering documents from it.
I mean, I think if water gets so cold, there isn't able to be like algae or whatever.
Well, it's because there's no like oxidizing bacteria down there, which is what usually
results in like all the fucking shipwrecks can like dissolve by like it's why the Titanic
looks so shitty, but the water is just so cold down there and the bacteria is just different.
So it just doesn't eat away at it.
It just like solidifies it where it's at.
Weird.
Yeah.
It's freaky.
Sounds good.
Probably made in Japan.
Yeah.
Except for my fucking headlight.
God damn it.
It's a Prius.
What?
Toyota?
Yes.
Let's see.
Toyota pre-bob.
Are you going to get an EV next?
I think I'm probably going to do a RAV4 to be honest with the plug.
Why is everybody getting a RAV4 now?
I just like.
Three people that I've known.
I just rented a car and they gave me a RAV4.
Dude, I like, I know like three people who have RAV4s.
You look at the RAV4 and you're like, ah!
The cruise missile just bought is getting rid of his Jeep and getting a RAV4.
Wow.
I don't know if I'd do that.
The Bronco made a comeback for a hot second.
I mean, it's still around.
I mean, I want to get the OJ.
I want to get the OJ white.
They should have made.
I want to get that Chris Porco yellow Wrangler.
Oh Christ.
The Suburban.
Chevy Suburban.
Yeah, that's definitely like kind of a pimp mobile.
I do like those things.
But if you get one of those things all blacked out with blacked out windows, you must feel
like a fucking gangster in that shit.
Yeah, definitely.
All right.
Quality American.
I got something for you here.
So they have this random debate topic generator.
Oh Jesus.
I like it.
It doesn't have to be.
It's not all political.
I like it.
No, I know.
It's just random shit.
I'm ready for it.
Lock us in.
See who's the best debater here.
Me.
Alcohol.
I don't know about that.
Alcohol should be you get you get too angry.
You lose your cool too quick.
Alcohol should be illegal.
What solve a lot of problems?
It would actually.
I actually agree with that.
It wouldn't.
But we're also in America where so no, that's what people say about we tried that.
We literally tried that.
And it was the same thing that would happen with firearms.
Casey, if you took them all away, we're still going to fucking get it.
We're going to make moonshine.
That's going to fucking hurt people more.
It's going to make people go blind and shit.
You have control over whether or not you fucking alcohol.
I was actually watching the show and there was actually less rates during prohibition.
The less rates of liver cirrhosis.
Well, yeah, I'm guessing domestic violence went down to violent crime.
Really?
Yes.
If you get hammered, that's your God given right as an American.
I disagree with the fact that that should be taken away.
It's an integral part of our society.
You can't just fucking get rid of it now.
All right, here's a better question.
Are drunk driving laws too harsh?
No.
If you're say like a little, you know how they keep lowering it like, you know, point
one, you know, back in like the 90s was like point two.
Yeah.
The limit that was like point zero six or something.
Point two because if you're you can't drive a car.
Oh, I'm point two.
You're not driving a car.
You're real drunk.
And now it's like, you know, point what is it?
It's like point oh six or something.
That's point oh eight point.
Oh, yeah.
So what is that?
Like one beer in an hour?
It depends.
It's most if you're if you're a person like our size, probably like all our size.
It's like it's like a beer.
That's rough.
I don't know about that because I've done like three at a bar and then like I have like
my buddy had like one of the keychain ones, which aren't always super accurate, but two
of my buddies had them and I blew both of them and I was I would have been I was teetering
on the limit drinking three beers and probably like, I don't know, like two hours at a bar.
That sounds about right.
Yeah, it's more than one.
Like if I mean if you're like an 100 pound fucking girl, then I don't know.
There's 100 pound guys.
What are you talking about?
Well, there is two.
I'm just saying.
Three 16-ounce beers in two hours sounds like too much to drive.
I don't think children should get sexual hormones.
I didn't.
I'd like to preface it with that.
I did not drive.
Well, I'm just saying I'm not saying you won't, but I'm saying it's like right there where
you probably like that.
Yeah, that's that is where you should for a little bit.
That is where you shouldn't because I know that I if I were to drive could drive fine,
but I also know buddies that like every time they drink, they're like, oh, shit, man, I'm
fucked up.
It's like, dude, you had nothing like are you like, how's your tolerance that awful?
Oh, and it's like those are the people that are going to fucking get the DUIs and like
kill people after like three beers.
But oh, yeah, I don't drink that much.
Like this was like the most I drank in like the last six months.
That fucking like one shot.
Here we fucking go again.
The morality.
Here we go.
Smartphones.
Why don't you just smoke cigars?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Fuck.
Yeah.
I don't know why I thought you drank.
I have.
I mean, I have scots for rare occasions.
That's what I remember.
Like I have scots for rare occasions, like I have a bottle of blue label that I barely
touched.
But yeah, like Christmas, I have scotch.
Thanksgiving, if I have off, I have scotch.
It should be illegal.
Why Christmas?
I don't know.
Like toast?
No, I have like a sit out on my porch in the snow.
I have a I have a nice cigar and a glass of scotch and eat.
Okay.
See, how are you going to make the argument to me that all alcohol should be outlawed
when you poured me a drink before I even stepped foot into your household today?
I was kind of playing devil's advocate, but oh yeah.
Well, yeah, it's hard to fuck.
I think I points when you're disagreeing with your own beliefs.
I think it would be I think it would make a lot of things easier in society, but there
would be also a lot of moonshiners.
I mean, I think that right now, if you tried to tell people that they couldn't drink, you're
going to get a whole lot of people real angry real quick, especially since that already
happened.
Yeah.
I think that that's your decision.
If you want to fucking waste your way, if you want to waste your life away with alcohol,
I mean, I wouldn't do it, but fuck it.
Like you can.
I kind of agree with you.
I'm all about freedom, freedom of the only threat it poses to society is a very rare
percentage of people get violent.
And then there's the whole drunk driving thing.
But yeah.
Well, there's also increased suicide rates with people that drink too.
But unreal.
So domestic violence, man.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why I'm no, that's why I said it was like some people get violent when they when
they drink too much.
But oh, you're just implying.
Yeah, you don't say Ali back.
Isn't that the most dangerous like cop call or whatever?
There was like the most violent ones.
I think that's true.
I'd say it is.
Sometimes you just get into like heated arguments.
It's your girl and you're like, damn, it's like personal issues.
But smartphones have made our lives easier.
No, no, I wholeheartedly disagree.
They haven't made our.
Yeah, I think it's made our social lives way more complicated.
Yeah.
Well, harder and like people don't want to do social things anymore.
What were we talking about?
I was out of the zone.
Smart smartphones have been made.
Our phones have made our lives easier.
No, no, they do a lot for you, but it's also like your employer can get a hold of you easier.
They expect you to do shit when you're like at home and stuff like me.
Oh, you do.
You got you got vector solutions.
Same as us.
I mean, sure, you can do them when you're at work, but it's like that shit that wouldn't
be around like if it fucking wasn't.
Yeah, but vector solutions makes things a hell of a lot easier when you're re-serving.
I mean, sure, in that regard, but when it's assignments that your agency assigns to, we
don't do that, you have to do them.
We only do that for annual training, but that's like annual training.
Everybody has.
That's what I'm saying.
Like I would agree more with doing something like that than getting shit signed online
that is sort of expected that you do it at home if it if it gets assigned on a day where
you're not working like that fucking pisses me off.
I mean, my my annual training is eight hours like on vector solutions, eight hours if you
watch the whole videos.
But I think after 30 minutes each one, you can you can actually do the test at the end
and because the fucking same shit every year.
Yeah, it's like whatever.
Yeah.
What is up with those?
Those trainings don't do anything.
No, they don't.
It's like, don't lay people.
Don't be mean to your coworkers.
Don't come in the bathroom sink.
It's wet, sticky and not yours.
Don't touch it.
It's easier being a man than a woman.
No, no fucking way.
No, I'd argue that's true.
No, no, no.
You're saying being a man is easier.
That's what that's what the thing says.
Ah, it's tough.
No, no, no.
I mean, it's just different.
No, it's different.
Different.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, because like you're you're there's going to be easier career opportunities for
you in a lot of cases, which I mean shouldn't be true in my opinion, but it is.
We get paid more still.
That's not fucking true.
It is.
No, no, look up the actual fucking thing with that.
You know why it says men get paid more if you actually look at the actual generic like
people, they still count the Fortune 500 companies.
And because those guys make so much more than everybody else.
Notice how there's not a lot of women in that Fortune 500.
Yeah, because it was in the fucking 80s.
Now everybody's getting promoted are women, people of color, fucking.
So the glass ceiling.
The other solves racism.
No, but they really are.
Those are the people that are getting the promotions and shit.
But right now, because the Fortune 500 and people like Elon Musk and fucking Zuck, they
have so much fucking money that it makes the entire thing.
Which, by the way, we're not 80s.
So not anymore.
But it's Facebook.
But like, if you look at that shit, if you look at that shit, the average American, not
the fucking if you take off the top one percent, the average American woman makes more than
an American man.
I doubt that.
That's that's true.
Look it up.
Show me the fact.
Show me the fucking.
You show me the fact.
I mean, it better not be from fucking info awards.
But like, no, it's I truly do believe there still is a wage gap.
There is not as fucking idiot.
It's not as significant.
You're wrong.
Well, I mean, the argument always is like, you know, men are out there doing the jobs
women really don't want.
Like that argument can be made to.
I mean, I do.
You do see some women out there working like blue collar jobs, you know, but it's rare.
It's not as probably.
But they're out there now.
Like if you watch like videos on YouTube of like European countries, there's like a lot
of female mechanics.
It's kind of weird.
And then, you know, you're a nurse, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we go.
That's true.
Yeah.
So what?
Like it's a good job.
It's just like whatever.
This is like what society offers me.
I'm like, fine.
If I want a good stable job, this is one of them.
So the gender roles are what I see.
I don't think it's important.
If you're going to spit a fact out at me, I want to see it.
I don't want you just more word of mouth stuff.
OK, let's debunk some common myths about the pay gap myth.
Women earn a lot less than men.
The truth is, the pay gap is actually very small to non-existent.
Women win women average weekly earnings in full time jobs.
Eighty three percent of that of those of men.
So that translates to that.
It's not that good of a number.
Eighty three.
But the thing is, it's because men take higher paying jobs.
And it's not like just because like they were given higher paying jobs.
It's because men take jobs that are more dangerous and have more job like skill and
specialization, while women are more likely to take like homemaker jobs and office jobs,
which make less than skill based jobs.
I mean, I agree.
It's the blue collar aspect is there a little bit, man.
The wage gap itself is it's it's not because you just said eighty three percent.
No, that's because the fucking let me let me finish the the wage gap is at that because
women electively take jobs that are lower paying.
So how would you argue that being a man is more difficult?
Let's get into that.
Let's go into the fucking dating sphere with this shit because I haven't been in a dating
sphere for fucking what?
Seven years now.
But when I was in it, it was a fucking nightmare.
Let's let's be real.
Being in a dating sphere was a fucking nightmare.
I like a lot of our app, dude, it's because it's all online now.
That's the problem.
I think it was worse when it was in person and especially with like now.
Like if you go to a fucking bar and you try to hit on a girl, you can get charged with
sexual harassment charge just because you fucking try to talk to this woman.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, you need to do something to get charged.
You can't just talk.
Absolutely.
It's not true at all.
How are you saying hello?
I'm trying to do a say hi officer.
God damn it.
This is how I say hi in my culture.
Yeet.
Put a little finger in there.
Smell it.
Nope.
You're not right enough.
Let's go on to the next one.
You're also the one who on Tinder let off with the line.
Yes.
That's true.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
So that is the way you know.
I got laid so many times off of that.
So that was it.
You just made the argument.
The dating sphere was shit.
The dating sphere is shit.
You have to be an asshole.
No, because when I was trying to be a quote unquote good person in the dating sphere,
when I was still dating, when I was on Tinder, I was like, oh, hey, you want to go to the
movie sometimes.
You seem very interesting.
I wouldn't get fucking shit when I'm just like, hey, you got some great tits there toots.
I'd like to see them.
And they're like, oh, that's because people.
Tinder really just want one.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But they're like, that's very forward.
I like that.
It's like, here's my Snapchat.
You want to see him?
I'm like, yeah, I do.
Wow, man.
That's cool.
I mean, that's sad level.
That happens just because people who want to fuck like if.
So it helps that I'm a decently attractive guy.
Like I feel like if I was a lot uglier, I wouldn't have any of that shit.
But like, I'm not trying to like to sound arrogant, but like I know I'm not like really
ugly.
I'm pretty sure I'm like on like the normal side of average.
But like if I was like really ugly, like the like the lower portion of men, like you wouldn't
be able to do shit.
Like I feel bad for those guys who are just born ugly.
You know, so I would like to I would like to get asked the question.
How is it more difficult for a man because you made one point and then kind of fought
your own women are treated so much better than a man.
Tyler's saying if you're an unwanted male, like an ugly male.
If you're an ugly male, you're fucking worthless because you're told your whole life.
You're like, you know, you're ugly.
You're not going to get funny.
The thing is, the thing is, if you're constantly told, get money or get funny.
If you're ugly, if you're ugly in a man, you're fucking fucked.
If you're ugly in a woman, people will still fuck you.
Let's be real.
Guys will put their dick in pretty much anything with a vagina.
Like some guys.
But like if you're a woman and you're ugly, you have way better of a chance to get laid
than the guy.
Yeah, but you're not to get a guy to stick around.
That could be harder.
I mean, getting a guy to stick around is not that hard.
Cook for him.
I mean, do you see how many single moms there is?
That's a that's a cultural problem.
That's a cultural problem.
Again, I would like to ask how is life more difficult for a man?
I'm just I just want one point.
Legal system.
That's the biggest one right there.
Tell us how life isn't difficult for a man.
That it's easier.
Oh, what about the shelters?
There's no shelters for battered men or something.
Oh, also, like if a woman if a man gets abused, it's like laughed off pretty much.
There you go.
That's like if you if you are a woman and you say my husband is beating me, you're going
to have the cops there in like two seconds to like fucking take that guy away.
If you're like my wife slapped me, people be like man up.
Yeah.
Like it's like shit like that that's fucking like ridiculous.
Also, if you're getting like if you get divorced, like I think it's like in like the high 90s
that women get custody of the child every single time.
Like it's I don't know.
They handle that on a case by case basis.
But let's be real.
Women mostly get the children and like it because usually it's because the dude beats
this shit.
No, not even that.
And just like standard things like my my friend, he just got divorced because his wife was
a fucking coke head, like actually on coke, like all the time.
And like he got divorced because he's like, you can't be doing we have fucking kids now
and shit like it was funny.
Like it was like fun when we were in college and shit.
But he's like they had two kids.
They were married for like three years and she was doing coke all the time.
And he was like, I can't like I don't want this around my kids.
But because she had better lawyers, she got custody of the kids.
Was she doing it in her basement or
the kitchen table next to the baby formula, especially especially in New York state.
If you're a man and you're trying to get custody of your kids in a divorce, you're not getting
it.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Because judges have a bias towards.
Oh hmm.
A bias towards you.
Do you realize how fucking that I'm not going to say that's not super uncommon, but in your
typical lifetime, we're talking just how a dude is compared to a woman.
That's an instance that's going to come up and maybe who gets sent to war one in every
like 20 of them who gets sent to war, who signs up to be in the military both to draft.
Yeah.
When's the last time?
Listen, when's the last time women women get women sign up for the military, women sign
up for the military, but they never get talking about now like 90% of the time if you're a
woman, you're not getting sent to the front line 90% of the time.
That's actually a real fact in the military.
It's really pregnant.
Yeah.
To get pregnant.
Six dudes like already inside of you.
Yeah, I'm not going.
But like if you're a dude, you are, you're labeled as expendable because let's, let's
be real.
A man can be bail.
A man government thinks we're all expendable.
No, but a man, especially, but like if you look at like throughout, like, like even evolutionarily
men are expendable.
Women are to be cherished because a man can have like a thousand kids in a year.
Like he can fuck a thousand women to get a thousand women pregnant for a woman to have
a child.
It takes nine months.
You can, you can only have one kid every nine months and then you have to take care of that
kid and you have to do that.
But women are held at like a higher standard than men.
I feel like because women get away with a lot more shit than a man, that a man could
like, like everything.
Well, like that one girl in England, she like killed her boyfriend and she was like in med
school.
Yeah.
And she's like, Oh, she's going to be a great contribution to society.
So yeah, we're going to let her off type shit.
You see shit like that happen both ways though, where people who just commit awful fucking
crimes either get put away when they didn't do them or they get off when they fucking
did do them.
That shit's super common.
All right.
Kim Kardashian, dude, she fucked over Kanye.
She fucked over Kanye and then start fucking Pete Davidson.
You took, you took fucking Pete over fucking Kanye.
He was a lunatic before that started though.
You see the picture of Kanye's new girlfriend, his girlfriend in the fucking, like the veil
that was like a condom cath.
That was the, that was this week's picture.
Yeah.
She's like Pete Davidson on the radio.
Kanye walking around without shoes.
Like fucking.
Yeah.
He was also wearing like fucking shoulder pads.
What the fuck?
So he's still going crazy.
Oh yeah.
I don't think he's going to stop.
He's not running for president now, right?
He's been running for president like every year for the last like fucking two election
cycles.
Like my girlfriend comes home the other day.
She's like, I don't know where I heard it.
She's like, I just heard this Kanye song and it was fucking just weird.
I'm like, what are you saying?
He's like, I don't know.
He's just like, I'm bipolar.
It's my superpower.
It's just like, yeah, that's what he's descended into.
I like, I like, I like jail by Kanye West.
I haven't listened to any of his new stuff.
Dude, jail is great.
He's like, guess who's going to jail tonight?
I have heard that song.
You guys have played that when I've been over one of these times.
Yeah.
Off topic, but check out these fucking kicks that I got.
Air Force Ones.
St. Patrick's Day version.
Or is it the St. Paddy's Day part?
They got the plaid and the, you can't really tell, but it's like mint green.
I can't see it down here with the light.
It's like mint green and it's got plaid.
I like them.
They look nice.
Women should be allowed to go topless in public.
I agree with that.
Yeah, I know you do.
I would.
Desensitize you.
Dude, that fucking, that, dude, did you see that French video?
Did you?
Oh my God.
Oh, the French video.
Yeah, Dan was a big fan of that video.
Dan really liked that.
Dude, that video was fucking sick.
No, but I think if I'm allowed to take my shirt off, a chick should be able to too.
I don't really see any reason why they shouldn't be.
Also, I just like to see titties.
Let's be real.
Like, titties.
Yeah, I'm not going to be offended.
I'm not going to be wrong.
If you got big fucking flappers out there, I'm not going to be happy.
They're wrapping these women up now though, like in Europe, you know, because of the cultures.
Now women are covering up more.
It's just how the future is going to be.
No, dude, I think America is going the other direction.
Yeah, like women are like straight up like fucking going almost like nude out there.
Really?
Yeah.
Damn, I was just on the beach.
I did not see that.
At least within the social circles I'm in.
Like, I mean, like I went to this party with my girlfriend and saw her like nursing student
friends and it was just like they could make up like one outfit in between the seven of
them.
It was like just pieces of fabric here and there.
Pieces of fabric.
It was fantastic to watch from my end because it's not like I'm creeping on them.
I'm not trying to fucking be weird, but it's fun to be a spectator.
Yeah, like in a private setting, but like out in like a public pool.
Are you kidding me?
It's like, I don't know, unless women like to be like ogled.
So fucking women just les out all the time when they're fucking drunk.
Like you're not going to get me to fight you on that.
I do agree with you.
No, like women, women les out when they're drunk and dudes are just like, I'll have another
beer.
Yeah, it may be a bit of a generalization, but no, I feel like, okay, that frequency
in which chicks are going to kiss one another at a bar versus two dudes kissing one another
in a bar when they get drunk.
The chicks are going to fucking make out first and 9.9 out of 10 of those situations.
You do usually see a lot of girls kissing at the bar.
Fucking girlfriend does it.
She'll be like, I want to make out with her.
Can I go ahead?
I'd be like, by all means, like I'll fucking watch.
Dude, one of these times she might like it too much though.
No, no, no, she's not.
I know she doesn't swing that way.
Yeah, that's what you think.
What about like that one gay friend that your girlfriend has that you're like suss about?
You're like, the fuck's up with Kyle?
I used to have that situation in my old relationship.
I don't have a gay friend in this one.
Gay friend.
You're like, I don't know, John spends a lot of time looking at your ass.
Yeah, like what's going on with that?
What's going on with Ted, huh?
Ted?
Oh, Ted's gay.
He was really pushing the hot dub last night.
He wanted all of us to get into it.
And whether he's shooting for me or you, I'm still uncomfortable.
I went to a gay nightclub the other day.
Yeah, you're telling me that.
It was one of those LGBTQ.
IA plus.
Yeah.
Did you see any of them lezing out?
Plus, I believe you mean.
KC.
Lezing out?
No, it was mostly a sausage fest.
Ah, it sucks.
There was a couple of gender fluid.
Anybody hit on you?
Makes it hard to say lezing, but.
No.
Sucks.
We're gonna get canceled.
We're getting canceled.
People were more friendly in the past.
Yeah, I'd say so.
Yeah.
Because you had to be.
Because the only people that you...
You wouldn't be able to talk to people on social media or anything.
Yeah, you can be a dick to somebody through a keyboard.
There's no balls behind that.
Yeah, but when you were like...
You had to know your neighbors because those were the only people that you talked to.
What about Dools?
Oh, Dools are sick.
I wish Dools were here.
These people are getting along so well.
Were you here?
Did they say something about their wife?
Were you here?
It's like, fuck it, the last 45 years of my life, I'm on the line right now.
Were you here for me talking about mutual combat?
Mutual combat?
Mutual combat.
No.
It's like agreed upon.
Yeah, it's a thing out West because they still have some laws from cowboy times.
But if you challenge a man, you can't do it to a woman, but if a man challenges a man
to a fight and he accepts, neither of you get charged with anything.
If neither of you have weapons and you just fight each other with your fist, after it's
over, you have to shake hands according to the law.
You have to beat the shit out of each other and then afterwards shake hands and then you
can go your separate ways.
That's like an actual thing.
That's pussy though because what if you agree on it, get the shit kicked out of you and
you're like, I'm not taking your hand, I'm taking you to court, bitch.
That's pussy as fuck, but you didn't get the handshakes so they can do that.
In cases like that, you can actually do the thing where you're like, because it has to
be witnessed by people.
So the witnesses will be like, they both agreed upon it type shit.
Shaking your hands is kind of like sealing the whole thing, but if you both agreed upon
it beforehand, they can't take it back afterwards.
Oh, that makes sense.
That's a good idea.
I like that.
I think that would really, that's kind of like the purge really.
That's like living in the purge.
I'm a big proponent.
I really think that this should be a thing in high school.
If you and a guy, when you were in high school, if you and a guy got into an argument and
you want to settle it with violence, I think that there should be a boxing thing after
school.
Yeah, violence is a broad term.
No, like with DeFist.
Like you go, hey, I want to fight you.
I challenge you to a match after school.
Look at one of those big sumo.
But like you both just get boxing gloves and you fight each other in the boxing ring at
the school.
I feel like every school should have a boxing ring.
I feel like every school should have a boxing club.
And I think that it, I think boxing should be a required thing for men to take.
I feel like it teaches you toughness, discipline.
Yeah, but there's a million different ways to learn those qualities.
It doesn't need to be boxing.
Like they made us wrestle in like PE and shit.
Tyler's saying we should have mutual combat in schools.
That's where you lost me was in the schools.
I agree with mutual.
I mean, they already have mutual combat.
I'm just saying like that's a sidebar for me type thing.
They already have AR-15 in schools.
So go fuck yourself, Casey.
Jesus Christ.
They should have shooting ranges in schools.
They actually do.
Military Academy.
My brother goes to one.
So like the school shooters can practice.
My brother goes to a military academy and they actually have a shooting club where they
have rifles that they go to the firing range and can shoot shit.
Oh man, that sounds fun.
Yeah, you got to like to shoot.
He got a metal for it.
Sharp shooter metal.
Shoot.
But don't be mean to him.
Don't be mean to him in the whole way.
If you met my, oh no, you guys did meet my brother.
My brother is the complete opposite.
My brother is the complete opposite of me.
If you take me and you do the complete opposite, he's a fucking borderline genius.
He has a 90, no, he has 102 average in school.
He's very polite, doesn't swear.
He is very, very awful at talking to women.
He does not know how to talk to women at all.
I keep on trying to like get it, get it.
15, 16.
Well, that's normal.
Yeah.
He's got time to develop it.
But like, dude, he literally, so I'm going to tell you something here.
My brother has been seeing this girl for the last three years.
He went on, he went to three dances with her.
He took her to the movies and he says like, I don't think she likes me.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
He's like, I don't think she likes me.
I don't know.
And I'm like, bro, you went to the movies and you went to three dances with her and
she wants to go to another dance with you.
Like you're in there, bro.
He's just like, yeah.
And then he didn't ask her out.
And then she's like, yeah, I'm moving on.
And then she's like, yeah, you see, you see, she didn't like me.
I'm like, bro.
Well, it sounds like he probably didn't like her all that much.
No, he did.
Like he was like fucking goo goo eyes over her, but he was a fucking genius.
He probably saw that she wasn't really interested or some shit.
I don't know.
You gotta give him a little bit of credit.
There had to be some thought to put that into his head.
No, I don't give him credit at all.
Oh my God.
He's some shit like that.
So borderline genius fucking retarded with women.
No, that's the thing.
He's a borderline genius, like academically, socially fucking retarded.
Take him through Tyler's Tinder Academy.
Tyler's Tinder Academy.
Hey, baby cakes.
You got some fantastic tits.
That's how you started off, because you're going to get one of six responses.
You're like, how about you send me a picture of your footsies?
I want to see them tootsie rolls.
You can see your brother just being like, I don't think they want to hear that.
You're like, no, no, no, they'll eat this shit up.
Smoking a cigarette being like, listen, kid.
Oh my God.
Hey, big bro, I think you've had enough skull vodka for tonight.
No.
Give me your fucking phone.
We're taking better profile pictures.
Take your shirt off.
My brother's fucking shredded.
He's also taller than me.
He's 15.
That's cool, man.
Sounds like a badass.
Delivering.
He shoots guns.
Yeah, but I fucking, I took him boxing once and I fucking kicked the shit out of him.
I mean, I would fucking hope so.
You got like 10 years.
I got 10 years of boxing experience and 10 years on him.
I think he knew he was going to get his shit rocked when he walked in the rain.
I'm like, come on, bro, let's go.
Can't we just do something else to bond?
Fucking Christ.
I didn't even wear head gear.
I'm like, put head gear on.
He's like, okay.
He's like, are you going to wear head gear?
I'm like, no.
I fucking rocked him.
He's like, fucking rocky Balboa takes down a 15 year old.
They learn discipline.
You're a man now.
Get up, pussy.
One, two, three, four.
I don't care if your vision's blurry.
Shake it off.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Seven?
Close enough.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Give us the next one here, Casey.
Yeah.
Delivering leaflets at people's homes is still a great way to advertise.
Oh, fuck.
I don't even know what a leaflet is.
I had one of those dudes earlier.
I think it was yesterday.
Are those like the fucking solicitors?
Yeah.
He just knocks on my, he like opens up the storm door and knocks on my door and rings
the doorbell and I'm like trying to sleep.
I like woke up in a like a straight panic.
Oh, I'm like, who is this guy?
I looked at our ring camera.
I was like, I was just one of those assholes.
I actually, I actually answered the answer with the fucking go away.
I was fucking, I was sleeping on my couch and I have a, I have like a gun safe underneath
my couch and like I had a guy like ring my doorbell at nine o'clock at night and I was
like there by myself.
So I fucking grabbed my gun out from underneath the couch and I fucking answered the door.
I'm like, who the fuck are you?
He's like, Whoa, sir, would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
And I fucking racked it and he just went away.
Next time one of those guys comes up with my porch, I'm just going to have a debate
with them.
Be like, I don't believe any of that shit.
I really did the fucking whole fucking hillbilly.
You got to get one of them on the time.
Yo, what the fuck did Jehovah witness by the way?
Dan, so we can ask him.
No, I'm asking what Jehovah witness.
I think Jehovah have witnesses.
I think it's Jehovah had witnesses.
But what did they witness Jehovah do then?
Piss his pants.
Okay.
You're going to get one of those guys on the podcast.
Place a bulk order of horse gum.
I thought Dan was a kid.
Did he say that?
Or he a Mormon?
I know he's the same thing.
I think he's a Jehovah.
I think we could ask him about shit.
I thought Jehovah's witnesses were Mormons.
No, are they not?
No, the church of Latter-day Saints is.
Oh, that's what I'm thinking.
A Latter-day Saints.
Yeah.
What are their holy animals is a fucking seagull.
You know why one of their holy animals is a seagull?
Because they kept on getting locust swarms and shit.
And a swarm of seagulls came through and ate all the fucking locusts.
And they're able to grow their fucking crops and shit.
It's a sign from God.
How about this?
The US is the best country to live in.
God damn right.
Red blood of Americans over here.
The United States is the best country that has ever existed.
And we'll ever be the best country in the world.
The United States is the best country that has ever existed and will ever exist on this
planet.
The US of A, brother.
Hell yeah.
That's a tough one.
I mean, it's like I'm on their team.
But I don't know.
Friday Fire will not be tolerated.
But like at the same time, I don't know.
I mean, what places would be more dope to live?
Nowhere.
Okay.
Well, I know that that's your opinion.
But I just want to see what some other opinions could be.
Fucking Canada.
Canada fucking sucks.
Fuck Canada.
Norway.
It's such a barren fucking wasteland.
Norway is a good argument.
I'll take Norway.
I mean, it's cold as fuck there too.
They're also super racist though.
I mean, they're actually a very progressive country.
But racist to other racists that aren't white.
I mean, it's the same as anywhere else.
Like if you go into their main cities, they're very tolerant.
But yeah, if you go up to some dude whose bloodline has been in the fucking highlands
for like 700 years, they're probably not going to take too kindly to a skin color they've
never seen before.
Like what's this?
Black?
I'm not defending that opinion either.
But I'm just saying I'm sure it does exist in Norway.
There are racisms everywhere though.
It's just varying degrees.
I always like I'm thinking about like, you know, traveling the country and shit.
And I'm like, oh man, what if I go down south?
And I'm like, oh wait, I'm white.
I don't have to worry about that shit.
Oh right.
Yeah.
And like Atlanta or anything.
No, you'll be fine.
I do.
I grew up in cities, so I know how to act in a city.
But also I don't know how to act in the country.
So if I can go to the country, I'm like, I'm related to the general.
Which one?
We.
Country.
I love that.
Yeah.
Anyway, at least bloodline is fine with me.
Get this kid a bear.
So that's where you want to go down south?
No, I mean, I just I want to travel like the whole country.
Like I want to get like a I want to like refit a fucking like bus or an ambulance or something and kind of like drive around the country with my my wife after I retire.
I think it'll be fun.
I think you got to do it.
You don't want this.
You don't want the ghost.
The spooky boy is chilling with you.
I can just get like a brand.
Like if I fucking save up enough, I could get like a brand new one and like fucking outfit it like for that.
The only one, the only ambulance, one's nine baby.
I know that's what I was going to say is I remember I said when we were leaving, leaving that job, it was like, well, if like if they ever put one up and I'm making more money at the time, like it's like going out, but like it's still might have a little life to it.
I wouldn't mind buying one taken into like fucking music fest shit.
Ambulance not baby.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously they need to de letter it like you can't just be driving around with the green stripes.
You could, yeah, you could have the stripes.
There the music festival.
Like that's a headache because I just go in to see Grateful Dead.
Yeah.
Casey.
And it was like just so many people.
I was saying I've never been to a festival.
You can't.
We never even saw the stage.
It was never.
I've never been to a festival.
I've been like like standard like concerts, like one off concerts and shit, but I've never been like an actual like festival fest.
Yeah.
I mean it like multiple days.
Yeah.
I've never been to one either.
I feel like it'd be fun though.
I think it would be.
I think it's a matter.
People think it's a matter of staying hydrated.
Yeah.
I have so many friends that go to them.
Yeah.
And they did.
Yeah.
Well, there's kicks with their tits out everywhere.
It fucking great.
Yeah.
There you go.
Like I have friends that go to fucking EDM rallies and like, yeah, I popped the fucking Molly and then like I went.
Yeah.
I went through my water, but like we were in the front row.
So I just danced all fucking day while doing more Molly.
He's like, and I like was out by day two.
He's like, I fucking should have been in a hospital the next day.
I was so fucking dehydrated.
It's like, that's the thing.
I was like, right.
If you it's not like if you were like one of those fucking camelback things like with the military ones.
Yeah.
They make them for hiking too.
They're cheaper than you'd think they would be the water bladders.
Yeah.
Carry it around on your back.
Yeah.
They're not that heavy though.
If you're like doing all that, you probably want to like take your shirt off and shit.
That's what I'm envisioning.
A lot of people lights and stuff.
Fucking.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
Yeah.
You ever hear of fire festival?
No.
I.
Fire festival is wild.
He's trying to start another.
Fire festival.
Yeah.
I don't think he's calling it that name.
So fire festival was a disaster.
Yeah.
This dude just and he was like a con artist.
He had run all these schemes with credit and debit cards and all this shit.
And he announced this festival and had just enough connections.
And at first he completely fucking lied.
He just announced this whole lineup of bands that he hadn't even spoken to yet.
But then they just started to believe it was real.
Like he said, he bought this island and he was putting like water.
Also, it was like Al Capone's like, like getaway.
Oh no, it's Pablo Escobar.
Pablo Escobar.
It wasn't.
Yeah.
Well, it was, but it just, they didn't buy it off of like the Esco.
I can't remember.
It served some super minor purpose for him.
Like he owned it, but never went to the island.
And then there had been like five or six owners since him.
Yeah.
It was a stretch to call it.
Like your own private island.
It was a fucking peninsula.
It wasn't even an island.
Yeah.
Like your own.
He did buy the island, but then they realized that it wasn't going to fucking work.
So they moved it to that peninsula, which was like just this flattened industrial park
for the most part.
And then they just started putting up like, and they said like they were selling all these
cabanas and shit.
Yeah.
It was like fucking beautiful, like pavilions and fully made cottages and stuff.
Cool.
And it ended up being just like a mattress without a sheet on it.
Like a fucking like fema domes.
Yeah.
They were literally old fema domes.
That's what they were like.
Disaster relief ones that had like expired or some shit were like surplus.
And there wasn't nearly enough of them.
And it just looks like the fucking it looks like a fucking zombie apocalypse.
If you watch it, there's people fighting for mattresses.
They had lockers.
They put lockers in.
But then the lockers got taken back because they didn't pay for them.
And all the shit that was in the lockers got taken away.
And then everything down there, you had to buy firebox bucks or something because they
said it was a completely cashless event.
You had to put it on like your fucking like wristband or whatever.
They made it sound like this was really well thought out.
But this would have taken years to organize.
And he said six months.
Yeah. Six months.
And they just sort of fucking tried to make it happen.
They're like wasn't running water.
I don't think a single musical act actually played out it.
No, they all fucking they all bailed from it.
And they there wasn't enough food.
Like it's not.
Jenner was supposed to go.
But then she like saw it and she's like, I'm out.
Yeah.
It was just fucking nightmare.
Like it was this and the town like couldn't handle it.
I think Woodstock were like it's a small ass town with that many people in it.
And it's like an already poor community that they had like outsourced work from the
community because they knew that all these people would take the jobs and then they
weren't paying them because they didn't have the money.
So they were quitting.
So there was no fucking staff for the thing.
Like it was just it was a complete fucking train.
And then they got sued to fucking oblivion.
Yeah. And somehow the guy the guy I think went to prison for a couple of years.
And now he's trying to like get another he's trying to fucking point another one.
Also had a fucking like hand in it.
Yeah.
Ray J. Yeah, it was Ray J.
Or some some other.
I think it was Ray J.
He had like some big he had some his only connection and he made it seem like he was
best friends with them and he was promoting it.
And he was like he was the dude that was like doing all the press conferences for it and
shit.
So it came across as super legit.
The website was super legit.
Everything about it seemed real.
The artist said they were going to do it.
But the artist didn't know it was going to self destruct.
And a lot of them were advised against it.
But it was just it's a fucking nightmare.
It's like Woodstock 98.
But they didn't make any money on them.
Ninety nine ninety nine Woodstock.
Yeah.
Good for the Woodstock shouldn't have worked like the first one shouldn't have fucking
worked like also like the John Lennon.
Fuck you.
Fuck John Lennon.
I want to bring him back to life and fucking vaporize him down to his fucking Adams.
I fucking hate John Lennon.
John Lennon or Joel Olsteen.
Oh that's a tough one.
Wow.
That's a real tough one.
Fuck.
So like if like I was in a room with a gun and I had one bullet and it was Joel Olsteen.
You have two.
You have two bullets.
I had to shoot one of them twice.
And you can't try to fucking light up a collateral.
I can't do a collateral.
No collats.
You truly.
They're both in separate rooms.
You're given a gun and two bullets.
You get to go into one of the rooms and murder them.
That's a tough one.
There is no possible outcome where you murder.
Is this is this is John Lennon still going to be alive or is it just like a like clone
of him depends how fucking well you fucking shoot bro.
No no I'm saying we brought him back to life.
He's the fucking little fucking wiggly walk.
Okay.
Is he doing the wiggly walk the entire time that I'm like looking at both the rooms.
That's that picture is the basis for why I dislike John Lennon.
Yes.
And it's also fucking.
But like is he doing is he doing the wiggly walk the entire time in the room.
No but he just so it would be like let's just imagine he was like going to bed that night
and got teleported to this room that you could potentially murder him.
And he's still wearing the top hat.
Oh he's not doing the wiggly walk.
He's scared for his life.
He knows you might kill him.
What's Joe Olson doing.
Is he afraid.
I'd say do I get to put the fear of God in these people.
I feel like I feel like it's subject to how they'd react to it.
I feel like John Lennon would be horrified that you're going to murder him.
But I feel like Joel Olstein might be like fucking.
I don't know.
So do I get to talk to both of them.
Do I get to do I or do I have to just pick one room.
You pick that room and walk in.
You don't know.
No because I would love to get too deep into it.
I'd love to put the fear of God in Joel Olstein.
You could shoot him in the kneecap and fucking.
No no no no no no no.
I would want to like if I would kill John Lennon again.
I'd kill him again just to make sure that he just doesn't exist anymore.
But I would want to go in and threaten Joel Olstein afterwards and be like it was almost you.
It was this close.
Any other day if he wasn't wearing the fucking top hat your ass was grass.
So who are two people that you despise.
Like if you had if you had that same thing who would be a tough two for you.
Throw out some names for me try to make it easy for me.
Amy Schumer.
I'll sit.
Oh that's I mean I do dislike her.
I don't know if I want to put a bullet in her though.
Adolf Hitler.
Okay that's a good one.
Joseph Stalin.
I got Stalin too.
Fucking Joel fucking not Joel Olstein fucking John Lennon.
I know you don't hate him as much as I do.
I don't hate him as much as you so far.
I would I would kill Stalin and Adolf but fucking Bill Cosby.
He is a fucking weirdo man.
Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah he'd get a bullet.
If it was Hitler and Epstein.
Yeah you mean you got to go with Hitler there.
I mean I fucking hate them both but you got to fucking.
Hitler's gone.
Yeah there you go.
He's eradicated.
You know who used to drive me crazy was Dakota Fanning because she was like in every movie
for a little while.
I mean she had like the every girl look you know.
Yeah.
Like she wasn't like hot but she was passable you know.
Yeah I don't know why she like kind of annoyed me you know like ah but now I like her so.
I don't really have anybody I'd want to kill.
I'm trying to think of fucking actors that I despise.
That's what I'm trying to think of.
Mel Gibson.
Mostly actors.
I mean Mel Gibson but even though I mean bro he's got some good movies before he was a
lunatic well before he's public about being a racist asshole.
But like fucking grave signs.
The fucking passion.
Oh.
It's such a Mel Gibson movie.
Is it?
I've never seen it.
It's such a Mel Gibson movie.
It's the most accurate depiction of Christ being crucified.
That must have been emotional for you.
It was it's a rough watch.
It's a rough watch.
But like you're like he did this for us you know.
God damn.
I'm trying to think of people I really just don't like.
That's probably a good thing.
John Lennon.
In terms of musical artists John Lennon's up there.
There's also like I don't know.
Okay John Lennon and what's his name?
You can get like 2004.
Oh I fucking love Paul.
I like Paul too.
I was just wondering where you were at.
I fucking love Paul McCartney.
I'm sorry Sir Paul McCartney my bad.
Little Yachty.
What if we get a YNW.
Okay.
What about Melly.
If you were able to bring back a music artist.
To kill them.
No just to let them.
Little Peep.
Oh that's tough.
No.
Who would it be?
Who would it bring back.
There's people who live their lives much more actively.
What about the guy from Sublime.
I was always like oh that guy seemed like he'd have a lot of great albums.
Nah bro bring back X.
You'd bring back X?
No.
Contest the home.
I would put Juice and Little Peep miles in front of X.
Fuck you.
I would.
Really.
I would.
I mean I like all three of them but I don't like X nearly as much.
You gonna go with a solo look?
Jesus Christ.
Fuck if I could bring anybody back.
There's so many.
There's so many to think of it's fucking.
Eddie Van Halen.
Oh yeah.
Cool.
He just died he was like 60.
He lived a full life.
Nah dude I wanna hear more fucking Eddie.
Kurt Cobain.
Fuck him.
That's one that you got it.
Now fuck him really.
I hate Kurt Cobain too.
He's such a whiny little bitch.
He also didn't kill himself though.
I don't believe that he killed himself.
I think he killed himself but it was more or less her fault.
Fucking whatever named Courtney Love or.
Yep.
What about Amy Winehouse.
I think she was in like the 27 Club.
She was hot.
Yeah she was 27.
Kurt Cobain.
So you know who started the 27 Club?
Robert Johnson.
I'm pretty sure it was Jim Morrison.
No it was Robert Johnson.
He died at 27.
My phone's dead I can't fact check you retards.
Oh look it up baby.
Also fucking look at this picture.
You don't wanna shoot this guy in the fucking head.
Fuck this guy.
Dude that picture is so infuriating.
If I saw him.
He's one of those people like you know there was kids that would act that way in high school and you'd be like I don't even know your name but I wanna fucking punch you.
Or maybe that's just violent tendencies I don't know.
But it's like you're telling me you've never seen somebody and you're just like I can just hear the tone of your voice and the way you carry yourself and you fucking irritate the fuck out of me.
I wanna curse stop fucking.
Totally.
Who was the first member?
Robert Johnson was the first member of the 27 Club.
Was he an actor or something?
That's true it does say that.
It does say that Casey.
Oh.
Tell us more 27 Club people.
It does in fact say that.
Did you ever hear about Robert Johnson?
Only 1% of the truth here on Untitled.
He's the guy who sold his soul to the devil to play guitar.
Oh get out.
Yeah.
Oh cool.
He's the real life story of the devil went down to Georgia as Casey kept saying.
Who else is in the 27 Club?
Let's look it up.
There's a bunch of people.
Cobain isn't it?
Cobain was 21.
Yeah Peep was young.
Peep was young, Juice was young, X was young.
They didn't even make it that far.
If I must go and die at fucking 27.
MGK had that one album and then he released another and I was like wow I fucking hate this.
Dude the first fucking pop punk album fucking well is it Take Us To My Downfall?
Yeah.
It's all good.
Breakstick in half.
Identifying members of the 27 Club.
Robert Johnson was number one.
Died in 1848.
Let's start going up to people that we actually know.
Jimi Hendrix.
Actually I would want to see Jimi Hendrix as like an old man.
I feel like he would play.
He would just keep getting better.
Right?
Yeah.
He probably would put out some good shit.
Oh dude I think Jimi Hendrix would have put out some lying and fucking shit.
It's the small song in the background dude.
Janis Joplin.
She's in the 27 Club.
Jim Morrison.
It's so crazy.
I'll take some big ass stroke.
Jim Morrison.
Fucking James Dean is in the 27 Club.
Oh yeah.
Actor.
Dave Maxson.
She goes.
I gotta see the video for this.
Kurt Cobain.
Christian Papp.
Andres Escobar.
Fat Pat.
I don't know who Fat Pat is.
Damien Damo Morris.
Amy Winehouse.
Richard Turner.
Schott.
Tyler Skaggs.
I don't know who that is.
Oh Tyler Skaggs.
Yeah he was that picture on the Angels that died from a heroin overdose.
An obiate overdose from his fucking assistant trainer.
He gave him this fucking lace shit that killed him.
And the next game, crazy fact about him, the next game the Angels played they pitched a
combined perfect game.
Yeah.
It wasn't one pitcher.
Cracks taking half.
Alright.
Alright I gotta go.
Alright we're gonna take a break.
I wanna talk to our podcast.
Bye.
We'll be back.
We're out here in Paris.
Balls so hard will the fuckers wanna find me.
Which one is his most potent?
Yeah welcome back.
I think that one.
I'm telling you.
It's hard to guess.
Balls so hard.
Oh.
Here we go.
Oh these ones are nothing.
No those ones when they fester suck.
Oh right this has been festering for two weeks now.
Yeah.
Alright.
We're gonna go to our special guest Jason.
Yeah thank you Jason for coming.
James Six fuck.
I forgot his name.
I thought his name was Travis.
Good thing I didn't call him Travis.
I forgot it was Jason.
These are two easily confused names.
No they're not.
That burned but I am awake.
Jason.
I gotta get better about remembering people's names.
I'm such a dick.
He's such a cool guy too.
He is.
Oh he's super chill.
Pretty good at playing drums too.
He got put on the side of the table.
He's got a good head.
Asked this question earlier. I want your answer on this one
Every guy has a same-sex male crush in like Hollywood and stuff. Who would yours be? Oh
man
God that's tough. I said Gary Busey. Oh no, no, but that's another good one. What was yours?
Robert Pattinson
That's jawline. Is that Robert Pattinson? The new Batman was Edward in Twilight. Oh, yeah
I think if Robert Pattinson gave you a private dance, you'd
That's just art at that point. I don't think I'd get hard but I'd be like, all right
I'd make sure he kept his pants on shit. I'm not judging. I'm just picturing that scene in my head
That is
Do you think you'd talk you'd just be like I feel like it would be awkward if he didn't
Bro hey, so this is a question I had what see me in tenet. What exactly did Jehovah witness?
What like what did he?
That was a whole sentence. What did Jehovah witness?
Or did you have there's some scripture? Okay, so like no, I think it's Jehovah's
comma
witnesses
Yeah
Apostrophe s yes. Yeah, so his witnesses there's some scripture where it talks about so that's just that's the Hebrew word for
For God it's taken from the Tetragrammaton. Yeah, that's his name Jones, bro name
So there's some scripture where they talk about that where they say like some of these are my witnesses
Oh, that's where it comes from. Are you the guys with seagulls or is that Mormons? Not me. I'm not one of them
But like when you were that was like where seagulls a big thing for you or is that Mormons? I think that's Mormons
Yeah, no, that wasn't
it's like
it's just I
Don't know dude, like
It's indoctrination it's pure indoctrination really yeah, and that shit sticks with you dude like so do you still believe in anything? Yeah, I
I would say I
Dude, I definitely believe that there's God for sure but not like any of the not in their cult II weird way
How about this? I'm gonna show you a picture and you tell me how you make this makes you feel
What the fuck what is the picture of that Jehovah that's kind of cool
We got a seat over here
Let me get a picture of that. Let me see that. What is it? No, no
Tyler how's this make you feel?
I mean, it's a pretty good art piece, but like I'm pretty sure that's
Is that Mary Jane from spider-man? That's Mary Magdalene and Jesus like cuddling naked. I
Mean if that's what Mary Madeline looked like I would fucking I'd go for it. I wouldn't blame Jesus at all
Dude, but like the thing was in the in the in the original like like in the Bible Mary Magdalene before she met Jesus was
A fucking whore like a prostitute and then she like she turned to God afterwards when Jesus
Don't you think that Jesus has a has a child? No, there's a bloodline. No
No, I think you ever rubbed one out. I feel like Jesus
You tell me he never Jesus came down and he was he was supposed to experience all of human like like like
Like the human experience so I'm guessing he fucked and I'm guessing he fucked Mary Magdalene
But like I don't think he had kids, you know, you think he just pulled out
No, I think that because you know, he's God he can kind of like not not
And even if it is he's just like that no conception by God
Do you think that do you think you ever jerked off? I
Feel like every guy's jerked off
He's looting Jesus, but he was perfect. Nah, I mean that's like being perfect has nothing to do with jerking off
I bet he at least like
Fucking dry hump to sheets. Well, they believe that masturbation was a sin. Don't they know that's that's it
That's a more modern take on it. Like they never actually said in the Bible that masturbation was bad
Yeah, it doesn't say that anyway
It really doesn't like that was like a modern church teaching like people think that like they're like, oh you're you're you're big guy
Upstairs like watches you masturbate. It's like no, there's nothing about that. It's just not looking at women lustfully type shit like
What you know, we all fail at
Yeah, like like we are and like the thing is I know I'm a sinner you guys are failing
Every flying colors right now, but like like God I don't think he cares if we masturbate
I think that was just like a thing because back in the day people weren't able to like to like people weren't having kids and
Stuff because they were just jerking off too much. It's a jerking off is okay, but looking at women lustfully is not
I think it's it's more of a it's more of like a guideline type shit like you like, you know
You're not like you're you're being scummy if you're like looking at like a girl being like damn
Look at that ass type shit like you're not like being a good person doing that
You're like you're being scummy and like you program to look like that. You know, but like when you're doing it
You know, you're being scummy. You're like, I'm not saying I'm being blatant being like yo. Hey, yo
Take a passing glance at ass and like
Bad person for doing that. I was actually a bad person, but like, you know, you know, it's kind of shit
Sometimes it's like you don't even have a choice in the matter
I say that the dress okay, I'm gonna get myself in trouble here
It's not like I'm fucking gonna even approach this woman
But if you're dressed like that my eyes are going to gravitate like if you have a fucking if she put like practically comes
It's a good workout
If she comes out like a fucking workout outfit in G cups and like a big grocery store and she's got gorgeous ass
I'm gonna look at it. Like this is my human nature. I don't believe that's tits or ass
Oh, I've always been an ass guy and I will be until the day I die you
You know a girl doesn't even need to have tits really? Yeah, I am of the very same opinion
Casey tits or ass
Okay
I feel like that means ass. I see just like a Casey. I can tell he's an ass
I feel like when I was younger it was tits right like as I as I got older and more matured
I'm like, all right
That I think it's more like the programming in the brain being like
wider hips childbearing type shit and like just like and like a natural like type fucking thing cuz like
Like I was looking at women because I thought they were hot back then now I'm looking at them because I want to
I'm gonna go for a big one in the in the social thing breed like in like the the evolutionary of sad
Different body types can look like really attractive. I mean like I like the
German milkmane like type what Kurt Cobain felt like
Huge tits big ass short fucking like more stocky woman. Yeah. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking like one
That would provide for you. Yeah
Sorry, I've always wondered like why did the sexes develop right like what's the advantage did I cut you off? No
No, I was actually in the process of cutting you off
No, no, I kind of feel like mine is going to though that's fucking alright, sorry
No, so I kind of think like I got I was just like kind of decipher like how like why it
Why doesn't make any sense that you would have like a weaker?
Like, you know one's gotta take care of the babies when you guys fight. She's
Yeah, but I mean, I think it's kind of like
You know, why why are they so like?
Innately beautiful women, right women are just art pieces
I think it's to advance the species because it's like it's like a dangling a carrot
Wow, that's what makes like men compete. It's part of the evolution called sexual dimorphism. So
How does that work? Well one one gender
There are no genders Casey
So male or females basically evolve a trait that makes them more likely to me
God bless Lucy the German with the pig tails you want to see that one?
Yeah, like some species of genders look the same this shit that's like I love drendels. Oh, yeah
Sorry, Casey
so
When one when one gender evolves traits that is attractive to the other gender that's sexual dimorphism
Okay, so I mean but it like it advances the species right? It's like a trait that advances the species
Yeah, like could be but like look at like peacocks
We should just really advanced species to be like colorful and shit, but the more colorful ones are the ones who are
Made it because they're more attractive. I bet it does though
I bet the more colors the more colors you have in your coat the more nutrients you have access to
um
Actually, it's just you you get more colors just by evolution. Listen Casey. I didn't know you were such an expert on fucking peacocks
This is this is for you alley mac I took a lot of evolution classes in college and they were talking
Example that the gas that's free. Yeah, you can't tell me
Nice now that one right there
This one yeah, that's not bad
God bless
Um, you can't tell me though that that their coat isn't gonna be more vibrant if they're getting more nutrients
That makes sense to me right
Right. I don't think it
I don't know but that sounds like
I have most of an associates and I'm starting on another same. So put us together. I
Got it. It's 62 credits. How many credits you probably around the same 120
60 credits you got Casey credits. What do you mean for school for school like college credits?
Well, I have a bachelor's degree and a associate's that's 120 plus 60 60 70 880 how many credits you got you?
six times 380 oh
Wait, wait, wait the two because I got two you got 60
whatever
62 so two four
So two four sex so that's a hundred eighty six. See
All three of us together
It's about the nutrients that's how we
How many credits it take to be a PhD
We all have this many credits. I think we could all form together to make a PhD. It's what eight years of school
I know many I think we're still fucked in that regard to be completely honest
is a
PhD
A minimum of 70 72 credits must be earned for this degree on top of a bad top of a bachelor
So how much is a bachelor's 20 for a bachelor's so 72 on top of that 70 80 90, right?
So 190 190. We we fucking got a PhD between the three or four of us
Goddamn, sorry. What were you saying about peacocks Casey?
When you're talking about peacocks I was looking at German beer maids
The peacock it doesn't really have to do with their
Nutrient intake it's just like
It's it's something that that makes like the other species the other gender attracted to them
Thanks, Tyler Jesus Christ, it's just like humans like you look at like women with wide hips
You know because they're
Better for fucking childbearing right right better. They have better fucking lactation
They have better fucking lactation
Do they yeah, they do bigger tits have better lactation. Oh, they're milk grant their milk glands are bigger. No shit
So that's an actual thing. That's not mommy milk is the bigger the tits the more likely they're gonna have twins
Really? Yeah. Wow
fuck yeah
I don't want fucking twins, man
I don't think you gotta worry about it. She needs she needs she needs a fucking breast reduction. That doesn't do anything
It's in its genetic. Oh looks like looks like we're adopting but
so
Here's something July black boy named July 3rd, which was Monday was
2023 it was the hottest day ever
Where everywhere
Was an average average temperature was the hottest day in earth since when
The last 250 years since they've been recording it says they started recording temperatures that wasn't that long ago
So it's like the hottest day on earth last like 150 years
You're gonna say when the planet formed we were like a fucking molten
It was like 122 degrees glow having twins
It's fucking like 117
What
Wait how hot was it in Death Valley?
122 god damn
I thought that was like standard there. No, it's like a hundred there. Normally usually like a hundred to 110
damn
Castle is 117 you probably just cook a piece of fish like just out in the open
Do it just goes to show that fucking climate change
You see me you don't believe in climate change
What the fuck I believe that the extremes are that is fucking bull. Shut up. Let me finish
I believe the extremes are getting worse. I don't believe it's just getting hotter
I believe it's also getting colder in some places
It gets way colder than it has been in some place. It gets way hotter than it has been
I think that the atmosphere is getting so thin up there that um, the winter times are way fucking colder and the summer times are
way hotter
Yeah, I don't know I mean, okay
Even it even if it is still presents a massive problem to society listen, buddy
Remember that blizzard that we had or like last earlier this year the fucking one that we got like three feet of snow and like
A day. Yeah, that sucks
It did dude. I had to drive home from work in that and they didn't plow the Northway at all
And I had to drive 30 miles home and I'm like
Well, we're all fucked. That's going on since I've been alive since I was a kid. There's snow storms like that
Yeah, but bigger than that. It sucks driving. I just I just I remember telling you guys in a podcast
I'm not too long ago where if global warming reaches like a couple more degrees
It's gonna make that it's gonna make fungus much more able to get into humans and cause
Viruses and we can't really cure those at all. You see this thing
Britain that could be a fucking downfall of us all right there. You're a big fungus guy
I'm a big fucking conspiracy fucking Illuminati kind of guy. Okay
retard
You see
They have this thing in Britain where they're protesting like they had their tits out in France no
They're laying down in the roads and refusing to move blocking traffic
I just hit him and it's like this huge thing because people are like beating the shit out of the protesters
And there's like if you look up like protest videos on Facebook. You'll see like this thing in Britain. Oh
Yeah, I
Heard something was how bad is it like what's going on?
The they're protesting like climate change and they want less they want like they want to get rid of cars basically
So who the fuck is beating the shit out of gasoline cars is it just other residents of Britain are taking it upon themselves
The people that can't get to work
I'm not losing my fucking job because you you piece of fucking fights
They're laying fucking shit mix my fucking suitcase killer's guy
I'm not fucking getting fucking off and think about easy
It is to get road rage to like if that was the reason you were late for work
I could see myself a fucking 550 in the morning being like are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck out of my way
Laying on the horn and shit inching closer and closer to him. I'll fucking run your goddamn head over you son of a bitch
Dude, I would hate to be in that position
I do some terrible things when I'm running like I just go into a different mode
Yeah, I'm the same way and if I get like anybody on tech talk and this is the first video that comes up
Let me let me see
I mean, what's the name on this account? I don't know. Oh my god
Casey what were you gonna say?
This is
Climate change Oh
the stupid
protesters that are laying down from the roads
Or do you think that's that it just serves to piss people off well, I think it I mean it
garners attention in the media
I think he's garnered negative it does I agree with you. I don't think that they're helping their cause
They're just everybody hates it like the cops hate them. Yeah fucking course. They fucking do who aren't the cops hate them? Yeah
But what I don't understand is like that's already happening like every country's doing that anyway, you see that video
away from
Yeah, you can only do that so quickly
2035 I think it's pretty much the cutoff. Yeah for New York at least
Oh, put that it makes perfect sense dude, like I agree. I'm sorry internal combustion engines are such garbage
The shit there's no reason the only reason that we have that is because we're sentimental with our cars, right?
Like it's fucking touch my car you fucking commies
Well, you can they're grandfathered in like it's not like in 2035 they're just done
It's that they can't produce fucking light my fucking car on fire and burn every tire that I see to protest if they try
To take my fucking car. There's a video like that too. But like I said, they're grandfathered in right
It's not like you lose control of that vehicle. It's right
Right. I mean, this is the way it should go. Anyway, dude
Man there's something I was gonna say it just slipped my mind. We're talking about the climate change protests
Yeah, how about the the cars? Oh, there's there's as of like five years ago, dude, Peter Bilt's best truck
Yeah, the the air coming out of the exhaust pipe was cleaner than the air going in in certain cities
Holy shit, so it would drive through like LA and clean air
So it's like I don't know what they're protesting because engines are like that clean now. Yeah, but you know, they gotta go dude because
The reason you can't eat a piece of fish
Like out of the waterways around here is because the internal combustion engine
Yeah, like the mercury that it puts in the air
Especially like do you imagine if we'd be able to fucking fish out of the Hudson and eat it? That would be incredible, dude
That's the seed. That's the thing that would be incredible. That's what humans are supposed to do
Yeah, like in all my like research of like what humans are supposed to eat bro. The center thing like is fish
Yeah, human human beings. Oh, wow should be the guy who eats fish all the time and doesn't eat meat, huh?
Oh, I'm me you eat fish. I only eat fish. I don't eat meat dude
I think there's something to why it's a symbol for like Christianity, right? It's like Jesus. It's a big deal, dude
I love fish. I love fish so much and now we can't eat it like it's polluted not to get off on that
No, I mean, I do like fish. I'm not even it's not like a big deal. I have but fuck you fuck you
There's nothing better than fucking like salmon. Oh, I fucking adore. I don't like tropical fish. I like more like Atlantic fish
Well, I was talking about Atlantic salmon. That's my fucking go-to man. No, I like the white fish
I don't like the I don't like redfish
I was watching this movie with Willem Dafoe and he was like trapped inside this house and there was only the only thing he
Had to eat was the tropical fish from the fucking fish tank. So he just fucking
Clotted out and fucking but it fucking started eating it raw
Yuck dude, I would uh, I would love to have a fish farm. That's like my there's a fish farm
No, I would love to have one to build one like where you cultivate your own fish. You like stock your own pond
And yeah on make sure the water is really clean dude
Just imagine going out and fishing for your own dinner like
You know only the Irish who are surrounded by water
Would die from a potato famine
What do you know? We like our fucking potats. What's around it by water?
They can fish retard. Oh, no. No, I understand that but I mean you're still not gonna have starch and yeah
How does that happen? Actually teach a man to fish potato famine. It was just they were
Yeah, they were based around if there were other things to eat
They were so big on potatoes back then that's what caused like a shitload of the immigration here because that's why I'm here
Yeah, my ancestors got potatoes thrown at him fucking coming off the boat
Yeah
You know, it's crazy. I go home you fucking mix like what did they do before potatoes?
Nothing potatoes didn't come from my island. They starved they starved they didn't exist before
They killed one another like a brave heart
Potatoes came from South America. Nah, yes
The Irish didn't have potatoes until like the 1600s. Do you know that nobody had corn? I think it was more just was founded
Oh, yeah, it's one of the new world foods
Corn squash like if we lost
If we had a week you can like route like all of a sudden we couldn't fucking grow weed anymore
That would be a tremendous problem in our country, too
Are you can eat other shit you can eat other shit, but it's a
It's like it's like all of a sudden you just exactly you just wouldn't have a shitload of
To grow food like no such your fucking whore now we know cereal no bread
Santo I hate that shit
We're any fucking
It would be it would be a fucking problem. A lot of people would be pretty fucking hungry if that happened
Yeah, that's it
It's not just like shit that just you think and do that you think wheats in but like all the fucking other stuff
That's in it like high fructose corn syrup
That's corn. Well, I don't ever you see what I'm getting out here
Yeah, we I guess comes from one of the largest producers in the world is Ukraine. Yeah, that's why yeah Ukraine
Yes, they call it like Earth's bread basket or whatever. Yeah
Maybe that's why Tyler was talking about the bread prices
Bread prices, I never said anything about you did. I'm like the last episode. Did I yeah
You're like bread is crazy expensive, bro. No, no, no, no, I I ordered a burger
Not a burger a grilled cheese from fucking five guys and it was $12. Yeah, because they charge it like it's a burger. Yeah
It's not like an item they want you to get no but like I got two grilled cheeses
My girlfriend got a little hamburger and we got a large fry
She got a shake and I got like two sodas and it was like 50 bucks
Yeah, five guys is expensive. Yeah. Oh at five guys. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking there a couple weeks ago. It's like 36
It's so good. What it's really good, but not $50 good. Yeah. Yeah, I used to get it
Just like I would go to five guys over any fast food place just because like it just it's never a burger 21
I
Have been once I think their fries are pretty good
I like I loved Crave the place in Albany that broke my heart when they went out
They were a big impossible burger place to I'm surprised you didn't you didn't go there more
Impossible burger who eats impossible burgers. I'm assuming he probably would you eat impossible
I don't know if he does that was an assumption on my part for sure, but
Maybe had a conversation about you see the video where there's protesters vegan protesters protesting outside of a
Factory like a beef packing. I've seen so many of those
The one dude comes out and he starts selling hot dogs next to
I
Like a fucking disease
Like free hot dogs, I know that's sped up but still
Casey you ever see this shit saw that shit in the back of my ambulance
I mean yes, except it wasn't against the stretcher was against the fucking cabinet like whoa whoa whoa
So I'm not gonna say anything here, but I had a patient the other day who was suicidal
Stories with Tyler like when I looked at her I'm like oh
She's gonna do it like this isn't even like a joke like she's actually gonna fucking kill herself like you ever like look at
Somebody like oh fuck. That's a that's gonna be a problem like you know it cuz sometimes like yeah
I've been having thoughts and it's like I'm not discounting them
But like at the same time you know that they're not gonna like go and try to run and grab a shotgun and blow their brains
I like if you look at one of them go oh
There's like that like you know the life wrong, but nobody was home tight
Yeah, if we say the wrong stuff we might expedite the bra so I was just like I'm gonna be quiet
You ever get those things where you're just like like the patients for years like you know what I'm just not gonna talk
Because I think whatever I say is gonna set this person off either in the sad way or the I'm a stabby in the eyeballs
And suck out the blood way like I just remember the most like defeated person
I ever had was somebody who tried to hang themselves, and they did failed well no they were successful
They just didn't snap their neck so they were last in a couple minutes, and then by the time we got there
They I wasn't there when it happened, but she was cut down and like she just was not speaking in the in the
I mean you're like I was I heard real bad at that point
Well, it's not even just that too like she was able to speak, but she was just like I literally just tried to kill myself
It's you can tell you can tell there was no regret behind her too. It was just like damn damn
They're gonna fucking lock me up, so I can't do that like I fucking had my opportunity, and I fucked it
It was just like that's sort of what the way actually right what I found a lot of research because I had to do it for
One of my psych classes like on like suicidal people and like people who live through it
Yeah, usually if they do it once it's they regret it immensely like they like I had I read a I read a research article
That somebody wrote on this one guy, and he jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge
But lived yeah, and he said when he was on the way down
He was like he like all the problems that he had he just solved them all on the way down
He's like fuck man like like he's like documentary with that guy
Yeah, and he's just like he's like I know walrus like push. Yeah. Yeah, there's a there's a show
I would a highly suggest you guys watch if you haven't
There's an episode of Bojack Horseman, which is like it's a comedy
Yeah, it's a comedy like our darn, but it covers like really heavy
Serious subjects like pretty frequently throughout like it is in essence still a comedy show
But they handle that shit seriously, and it's like he is like overdosing in a pool and
The whole episode just takes place inside of his head
And he's like slowly figuring out the fact that he's like passing out in a pool, and they're like well
Like sorry, but and the one everybody that he knew that already died in his life in this dream
He's having is walking out this door. That's just into black
Infiniteness and then he's like all right Bojack like you're the last one come on through he's like oh like what's on the other side
He's like oh, there's nothing on the other side
Like that's it oh fuck and it's just like the existential horror of that and that is no
Though there's like a poem that they read it to called the view from halfway down
Yeah, it's like
It's fucked it's like he keeps getting like these black drips on him the whole time. He's there like
Yeah, and then like he calls the end when he knows it's like almost over
And he's just he calls him he's like you gotta come pick me up
You gotta help me and do like I can't like you're dying like I don't I mean like and he's like well
Can you at least just stay on the phone with me and just like I can do that
And that's like the ending of the episode, but he he lives but
Yeah, so is this what it's not live action he's a fucking horse
I guess fuck the listeners
I mean it's been out for like yeah, there's been time and it's just it was more a topic to cover the existential dread
There's still the show's still 100% worth it worth. Oh absolutely
It's a great fuck us if we ever want to watch it's not like the whole fucking show is based around that moment
It wasn't like that
All right, you got a problem with fucked of you was speaking yes, and here's speaking of TV shows that that I like
Here we go. I
Hate this because I stay in it, and then we get final jeopardy, and I don't know it it better not be the fucking USSR again
Fuck that fuck that if he asked that question again, I would get it wrong
Alex Trebek
I'm here with your returning two-time champion
Fucking one time champion yeah, what up?
Alley Mac still looking for a first the no time champion
I've gotten closer past two games, but I've blown it on the fucking final jeopardy. I'm rooting for you alley mac
Oh $200
Especially there's music category no history. That's the music yeah video games. I do get that
For categories we got space
European countries
Even worse potent potable all right yeah lead roles in film. Oh, that's mine, baby
US government and okay famous criminals I could do the last four
Good about the topics Tyler you want famous roles
to
What lead roles yeah?
lead roles in film for two
The Wizard of Oz what is the lead role oh?
Fuck what was her name?
Fuck
Be hard. Oh fuck was her name. I like you want to say like I know Dorothy was the act was like the it was Dorothy
Yeah, it's not a thing look what the fuck was really thin man. I don't fucking know
Time out you guys don't fucking
Oh, who is Julie a Roberts?
Judy Garland
Tyler's there will be 400 400 you're close damn. He almost pulled that out of your ass
The Godfather who is a
Marlon Brando, yeah, Marlon Brando. That's I was gonna say Al Pacino
Yeah, I say to my god Brando on the board 400 points
Let's keep it going with that category
rules and film
interstellar who is
Is it Sarah which one got that we got it, okay? I'll give it to him
You finish that was so we started at the same time that was sluggish she could be house the female one Sarah
So they will split it halfway give him the question
That might be the fair way that was
Like the same time yeah, I don't know
What keep it going
Potables potable for two this liquor comes primarily from Tennessee and Kentucky. What is bourbon? Oh, yeah
Yeah, I knew that one
What are the other what are the other categories I feel like that should then you
I knew it. I didn't know it space European countries put in portables
Lead roles in film US government famous criminals. I'll do government for two US government
number of times FDR won a presidential election
Fuck you that was Dan
What is three? Yeah, it went around
Right after one and so three
What is two what is one?
Three terms I thought I thought it was we all said three immediately
Yeah, I thought I got elected to a fourth term and he died like two weeks later. Yeah
All right lead rolls
For 800 lay mids or Abla 2012 what is um
Fuck. Oh god
What's a half away now? She was one of them
Oh the dude, I don't know the dude. I fucking it's Wolverine fuck. What the fuck shit fuck. Yeah
I'm not gonna fuck. Oh my god. You got it. You got it. Who is Hugh Jackman? Yes
Yeah, you should have said Wolverine. I didn't know it was him man
You gave me those points. I'm not doing too hot this episode, but you know
Whatever Max pick we're out of lead roles aren't we?
No, there's a thousand. All right, go for a thousand big boy questions
Fuck!
You got 1,400 points Ellie Mac
1,400? Go for a true daily double
If you do a true daily double it'll put you so far ahead of us that we can't catch up
I know and I'm feeling pretty confident about it. Whatever. I'm here to have fun. Fuck it. We'll do a true daily double
Fuck yes. All right
So I get first dibs on the question
No, you're the only one that has
Oh right, okay
Lead roles in film one flew over the cuckoo's nest
Yeah, I made a mistake
Could I say it afterwards to see if I get it right?
Sure
Or you can give it to us
I'm not giving it to her
Let him think about this
Could I use lifeline?
No, I'm not gonna get it
Wanna guess?
What year did it come out?
I think it was 79?
1975?
Who's Clint Eastwood? I don't fucking know
Was it Jack Nicholson?
Oh fuck!
Fuck it is!
I've never would have known that
You lost all your points on the back
God damn I would have gotten a thousand off of that too
I would have gotten a thousand off of that
Next pick for Ellie Mack
I'm gonna space try to get some points back here
For 200
Second person to set foot on the moon
What is?
Buzz Aldrin
I think
Oh come on
You said what is
He stuttered, we said buzz at the same time
Give it to Tyler or whatever, I'll get jipped out of all my points
Everybody gets it from me
What's on the board again?
Space European countries potent potables
US government famous criminals
European countries
Fucking hero stuff
200
Rishi Sunak is current Prime Minister for this country
What is Japan?
What is Sweden?
What is Norway?
What is Thailand?
It's Europe you fucking
What is South Korea?
It's European countries
What is Norway?
What is Scotland?
What is Italy?
It was Great Britain
Fucking hell we suck
What is Japan?
I didn't know who that was, it was either
Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak sounded like something Japanese
Let's do Euro stuff
European countries
for
Archduke France Ferdinand
was from this country
Belgium
Berlin, what is Berlin?
What is Germany?
What is Italy?
Fuck
What is Belgium?
Poland
What is Britain?
Austria
God damn it
We are fucking shit at that
Isn't that what started World War I?
Tyler get us off the Euro countries here
Euro step
Next one
We might go through this without anybody
getting one of these right
Copenhagen is the capital of this country
What is Denmark?
What is South of America?
Copenhagen, Tobacco
Shoe
Potent Potables
Thank God we are off Euro steps
Name for a joint made with
tobacco roll and chamber
What is a joint?
What is a blunt?
Yeah blunt
He had given that
I need to finish the question
What is a dudgee?
Pause the dudgee bunny right
on site
So is that me?
So Tyler I guess
Yay
Wait what?
Potent
600
Apeat
I don't got that much so I'm going to go with 200
You fucking talk me into a daily double
and then you say I got
You got 800
I'll do 200
Pussy
This cocktail is made with gin and vermouth
Oh gin and vermouth
What is a martini?
Tyler is the answer
I'll go with a martini
I guess
Yep
Whoops
You would have won more if it was a true daily double
I would have got you that
We'll go potent again
For 800
Opiates are made from this plant
What is a poppy plant?
Let's see
What did you say?
I said opium
I was going to say poppy but he fucking beat me to it
Which one?
It was opium poppy
I said opium first
and then he said poppies
You got 400 points each
You split that one you do it
Fuck you
Fucking get up to an early lead
Blow it on the daily double
Check out from the game and now we start
splitting points
What do you have?
I have a couple of
I'll do a potent potable
for 1000
This cold medicine is used as
What is
This cold medicine is used as
a precursor to methamphetamine
What is
Adderall
What is
Pseudophedron
Yes
I'm
checked out of this fucking game
I'd like to dance with a witness one
I had my shot and I fucking
blew it
Pump bottles
No that's done
Space European countries
US government famous criminals
Space
For 400
This is the closest planet to the sun
Mercury
That was me
Space
This is my only category
600
The year
that Haley's Comet last passed
What is
That was
What is
I don't think we got this one Casey
What is
1986
What about that shine
song
I just saw Haley's Comet
That came out in 2004
All right Ali Max
Somewhere in the stratosphere
I was thinking a hail bomb
I think that was 1996
Space
This former planet was demoted
Was Pluto
I got it
No you were after me
You can't let me get the points from him
He can't give you a
No do not split
I've heard Ali Max
Get the fuck out of here
Look you fucking won twice
Get out of here
I wanna win again
Space for a thousand
This NASA mission caught on fire
Apollo 13
What is Apollo
What is Apollo 16
What is a challenger
I said Apollo 11
He said
I say challenger
Apollo 14
What was the question
This NASA mission caught on fire on the launch pad
Killing all of its crew
numbers
Yes
We're gonna let it go that long
Who said one
Yeah after you fucking waited
This is bullshit
You know that none of us know it
Let's do
Let me finish the question
Let's do Europe for one thousand
For one thousand
We still got eight hundred
We're gonna get eight thousand maybe
One thousand
This country is bordered by France, Germany, Italy and Austria
What is Italy
What did you say
What is Sweden
Don't get my hopes up
I didn't think it was right
Was Germany
It's bordered by Germany
Bordered by France, Germany, Italy and Austria
What is Hungary
Czech Slovakia
What is Russia
Czech Republic
I have no idea
What is Ukraine
What is Switzerland
800
We don't know anything about these countries
European countries for 800
You knew Copenhagen
We've gone dry on this category otherwise
Located between Greece and Syria
The western portion is in Europe
What is Egypt
Is Egypt
Say it again
Located between Greece and Syria
The western portion is in Europe
What is Israel
What is Turkey
If I didn't get that one right that'd be a problem
Because my mom lives in Greece
Dan's pick, you got
US government and famous criminals
Famous criminals
Because I'm not going to give Tyler the US government
200
Anyway
Hijacked a bowling 727
Who is DB Cooper
I was right behind you on that
My eyes lit up
DB Cooper
He was never caught
I actually almost said that
I almost said when he announced the category
Who is DB Cooper
She would have been like
Fuck
You're picking
US history
Famous criminals
400
This drug trafficker escaped prison
Pablo Escobar
El Chapo
Damn
It was El Chapo
That was me baby
I said El Pablo
You said Pablo Escobar
I said El Chapo
Wait what was the beginning of that question
Because I didn't even hear the escaped part
I just already have my answer
This drug trafficker escaped prison
In 2001 and again
In 2015
El Pablo
Tyler's pick
US government
Fraction of votes required to override
A presidential veto
What is 137
What is a vote of no confidence
No the number
What is 137
Fraction of votes required
To override a
What is something majority
It's a fraction
What is two thirds
What is fucking AIDS
I said 66%
I gave him the percentage
He's asking for a fraction
66%
The fraction Alex
What did you say for the percentage
I said 66%
And he goes no the fraction
I said three thirds
I almost said 0.6
Repeating
Tyler's pick
No that was Alan
I said two thirds
I said three thirds
I meant to say two thirds
But I said three thirds
Just one whole
What are the categories
US government
Famous criminals
Give me famous criminals
600
Killed hiding in Pakistan in 2001
Who is this
You motherfucker
What is Saddam Hussein
I was thinking of Gaddafi for a minute
He got stabbed in the asshole
Is there any more famous criminals
800
Adopted the term helter skelter
To describe
Charles Manson
Pending apocalyptic race war
Charles Manson
I just didn't even know where the fucking question was coming from
100,000
For criminals
Criminals
Gangster during prohibition
What is Al Capone
What is Bugsy Salome
Gangster during
Prohibition also the name of
Of a rapper
What is Scarface
What is Ghostface Killah
The notorious
B.I.G
Hold on
Who is Tupac
Wait also is a
We're gonna get pissed off if we don't
Get this
It's timed out
Cause I'm gonna get pissed off if one
No I said something bad
I was gonna say we're gonna get pissed off if somebody guesses it
Machine gun killah
God damn it
What the fuck
God damn it
That sucks
Holy shit
U.S. Government is the only category
So you want
600
Tyler Wins
First Secretary of the
Treasury
What is Alexander Hamilton
Dude it's over
I didn't even listen to the question
I know I'm not going in this category
U.S. Government
For well there's 800
Okay
He ran against George W. Bush
In 2004
No in 2004
Who's John Mckean
Wait ran against
John Kare
Fuck
I wasn't politically aware in
2004
I knew that from fucking South Park
Dude I'm pissed I missed that
There's only one
Question left the 800 dollar question
For Dan
Oh shit
This makes it interesting
You got 5200
Depends on what the question is
5200
Ah dude
This is tough
Wait how much does Tyler have
4400
I'm only gonna do
300
400
He's got how many
This is the last question before Final Jeopardy
I got 3
This is the last question before Final Jeopardy
I'll just do 300
Alright current Chief Justice
Of the Supreme Court
Ruth Gator Ginsburg
No she's dead
Ruth Gator Ginsburg
Who is Calvin
Harris McAlvin Coolidge
Where's McAlvin
John Roberts
Calvin Harris
David Guetta
So Dan's got
4900
Tyler's got 4400
Alimakka's 1600
That hurts I'd be in this game if I didn't blow it on the daily double
Damn
We're going to fucking
Final Jeopardy motherfuckers
So we gotta text KCR
The category is punk rock
Oh
Oh yes I do
Alright what am I doing here? I'm texting Casey
Yeah
Wait hold on a second
Oh, is Dan changing his mind?
Yeah.
Alright, well, uh, I say those are some good wagers.
Final Jeopardy question.
Uh, categories punk rock.
Two bands Tom DeLonge was in besides Blink-182.
Oh, fuck.
I know one for sure.
Oh, I know.
Yep.
I didn't spell it right, but you'll get it.
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.
So this is I'm retarded.
Alright, is that your final answer Tyler?
Yeah.
I'm retarded.
Alright, Tyler said I'm retarded.
He said bet it all.
Oh shit.
Tyler loses.
So you got, you down to zero.
I really hope the second one I put down he was in because I know the first one was.
Allie Mack said boxcar racer and angels and airwaves.
That's correct.
I was going to say angels and airwaves.
But I didn't know the other one.
Oh, you did it too though, didn't you?
And he said bet it all.
Fuck.
Bet it all.
Dan said boxcar racer and angels and airwaves.
Dan got me.
And he bet 1500.
Wait.
Yep.
So he's got.
So he's got me.
So he's got 6400.
Allie Mack's got 3200.
I was going to say Dan wins.
Dude.
Dan wins.
Dude, that daily double hurt so bad.
Oh God.
I would have won.
Don't let me see you do anything.
Dan wins.
Next time I get a daily double, I'm just wagering whatever the question was worth.
I fucked that one up royally.
Dan, congratulations.
How the fuck did you not know that, man?
You're a blink guy.
I knew angels and airwaves.
I didn't realize the boxcar racer was there.
Yeah.
Dude, and I fucking forgot about boxcar racer until a fucking song came on my shuffle like
two days ago.
I feel so mad.
I feel so angry.
I feel so hopeless.
I feel so lost complete.
Dan wins a fucking yen, man.
Damn.
That's so bad.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Oh, that's what Kaley does.
Damn.
Let me tell you guys.
Next time.
Yeah.
When I come out of this slump boys, you're all fucking done.
I'm not playing bad games.
I'm just really bad at the wagering, both on the daily doubles and especially the final
jeopardy.
All right.
Hit those smelly sobs, boy.
Hit that fucking smelly sobs.
No, you got a red line.
You can't fucking use the black.
Fucking red line.
Here's your red line.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm just going to say those are recreational uses.
That's an atomic rhino.
This segment brought to you by Tom and Tyler.
He's good.
It's me, Tyler.
Tyler appears to be having a heart attack.
Crackstick enough.
Get that shit, boy.
I'm going to give it a big one here.
This one's really going to hurt.
Imagine if you didn't put the top on that and just fucking gas me.
World War Two fucking Germany.
Would you for $100, if I made an adapter to screw this onto a gas mask for $100, screw
it onto a gas mask.
How long?
And you have to take two full breaths.
Could you do it?
No.
Two full breaths.
I think for $500.
For $100.
No, not for $100.
Screw it onto a gas mask.
I think I would.
You got to wait till the countdown and then you got to go.
I think I would.
I think it would be one of the most regrettable experiences in my entire life.
I know it would be.
If you throw up.
I would definitely throw up, but I'd be $100 richer.
Oh, dude.
I don't know if I, that might cause some serious issues.
You would die.
Good.
It's like, you're concentrated.
It's like, see this, you have like the atmospheric air mixing with it.
And it's like, you're only getting a small percentage.
It's ammonia.
It'll kill you.
Dude.
Yeah, but if you're wearing a gas mask, it can't push the air out.
That's worse.
Oh yeah, you die.
That's ammonia.
You kill yourself.
No, I'm saying it can't displace the O2 that's in the mask though.
Like, you'll still have some ambient air.
Yeah, but it's fucking ammonia.
Yeah.
I think if you did two full breaths, I think you'd pass right the fuck out.
I think I'd pass out.
I don't think it would be, I don't think you'd die.
I think it could be fatal.
It definitely could be.
I don't know, man.
That'd be a dangerous experiment.
I'd do it.
All right, let's get a gas mask that can fit it.
No, but I got one in my car.
Do you actually?
I got an Israeli civilian gas mask.
I carry it with me everywhere.
What?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
What the fuck?
Bro, if I...
What?
I don't want that shit on each other.
If there's a nuclear fallout, dude, I'm prepped.
I've got at least 12 hours of that mask.
I remember we were talking about that on the other podcast.
I bought one for each of my family members.
Yes.
Really?
Yeah.
No shit.
Yeah, they're pretty cheap.
They're like 65 bucks.
Really?
And they're one of the better ones for the price.
I was looking at the American ones.
Those are like 250 bucks.
I do not judge that purchase at all.
I was just shocked.
I didn't expect that.
Yeah, it's always in the back of my car.
Well, I need to do more research on this before I do it then.
I didn't think I was actually going to have...
Because if it's not immediately dangerous to immediate cell death in my brain, I will
do it.
But otherwise, I don't think it's worth it.
It's 100 bucks, bro.
It's two breaths.
Just...
No, no, no.
Bro, so say you went in your underground bunker by yourself one day.
No, I don't.
I thought you had a fallout shelter.
I got the bus.
Oh.
I think I was talking about turning it into a fallout shelter.
Dude, if I buried it...
If I just decided to scrap the project and you just bury it and put dirt on the sides,
dirt over the top of it, it's got a hatch on the top.
Like a bus.
How long would you want to be able to...
I mean, how long could you feasibly live in that bunker though?
Oh, dude, probably as long as you had water and food.
Dude, say you went...
Emptying the toilet would be a problem.
That's what I'm saying though, it's just like, what type of quality of life do you have there?
Because it's not like the fallout above your head is going to go away.
What's that?
It's not like the fallout above your head is just going to go away.
No, but there's a period of time where it's less dangerous.
Yeah, it's like fallout four, bro.
Three Mile Island, it was like...
I think in seven days it was fine.
Nothing happened.
Okay.
So it depends on the type of fallout.
But the main thing with fallout is you don't want to breathe it in from what I understand.
You don't want to get it in your lungs.
You want to keep it out of your body.
It's okay if it's a little bit on the outside of your body because you can rinse it off
and brush it off.
But the big problem comes when you get it inside your body.
Yeah.
But doesn't it...
I mean, it's gamma rays though.
It shoots right through your tissue.
It shoots through just about everything.
Well, so it connects to the particles in the air.
So it's not the actual...
The fallout contaminates the natural particles, ambient particles, I guess.
I don't know what to call them.
But whatever dust is in the air naturally, that gets contaminated.
Then you breathe that in.
Gotcha.
But the actual radiation from the bomb is gone.
You know?
Gotcha.
That's only a very short term problem.
Right.
Yeah.
I was talking to a guy you work with actually who deals with nuclear stuff.
Older guy.
Can't say his name.
But he works at...
Can I get the first initial?
I believe it's D.
Is that first or last name?
First.
I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.
I was so...
But he said that.
He's like, oh, that won't do shit.
He goes, your iostat...
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
Yeah.
He's like, that ain't going to do shit.
He goes, you're going to be so dead from the initial blast.
He's like, it's not even going to matter.
But if you do survive the initial blast, that shit does.
I have iodide, potassium iodide tablets.
I got those on deck.
He's going to say, get this.
Wear a gas mask and get the fuck out.
Even if you're in that shelter when the bomb goes off, if it's in a close enough proximity,
you're still just going to be fucking...
Yeah.
Unless it's deep enough.
Because they want to drop that shit on major cities.
Right.
But they have enough to fucking bomb everything though.
It's not just...
I mean, you got to think about just how many fucking nukes there is.
What they're trying to target is our nukes.
Right.
Yeah.
So they're going to go to the nuclear sponge in the middle of the country.
That's where...
Dude, you can literally zoom in on a map and you can start spotting nuclear launch sites.
I know, he did talk about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not to go off on it again.
And it'll be marked.
But you can literally, once you know what they look like, you can see them.
Dude, there's so many.
It's like...
Yeah.
What if we launched all our nukes at Russia and they launched all theirs back and they
just collided midair and nobody had any nukes left?
That's not what happens.
That would suck for everything in the ocean.
They would get really fucked.
Yeah.
Don't ever eat a piece of fish again.
You're like, well, the lobsters are going.
Yeah.
You're like, well, guys, great job.
We can't drink water on this planet for 55,000 years.
Right.
All I would say is buy stock in the companies that filter water, that filter radiation out.
So what would you do if you went in your nuclear fault shelter?
When the bombs were dropping and you survived down there for one year and you came out and
you were the only person left on earth?
That would fucking suck.
Would you just like...
I know, I wouldn't be...
I'd be fucking with this.
Are we good?
Check.
Yeah.
Check.
We're good.
We're back, baby.
Oh, my fucking...
Dude, I would immediately, my first thought is I got to find some living tail.
Yeah.
If you take enough...
And start procreating.
If you download enough porn for yourself.
No.
Hopefully I wouldn't need it, but use my imagination.
Not good enough.
Too broke.
I mean, I can't imagine...
You got to run lights to look at the porn and you got to have your laptop charged.
I can't imagine.
I can't imagine it being all that crap.
All right, wait.
So you'd be going, you'd be looking for some tail.
Oh, yeah.
That would be priority number one.
Oh, numero uno.
Like, I mean, obviously, obviously if my girlfriend wasn't there.
But there is no tail.
Well, that's what you'd think, but that's...
Would you try to repopulate the world?
Absolutely.
That's what I'm talking about.
But who?
Like, 70 year old tumor-ridden cancer bitch that just survived out outside.
That's all I had?
That's all you had?
Hey, smooth skin.
I had to start trying to see if we could get this fire kindled here.
See if we can get these sticks lit.
Like jerk off into a cup and try to pour it in afterwards.
Hey, smooth skin.
Yeah, well, I'd go for it.
What if your dick got gangrene?
Oh, God.
That poor soul.
That would be a problem.
Gangrene dick.
But I feel like the people that you're going to encounter outside of that fallout shelter
when you get out, they're not going to be friendly.
Oh, no, they're going to try and steal your shit.
Yeah, they're either going to try to kill you or take your shit.
Everybody will.
Dude, it's going to be just like The Walking Dead if it ever happens.
Exactly like it.
Government's not going to be able to help you.
No, government will be out of the picture.
There's not going to be any cell phones.
They probably will set up DMZs and shit that'll probably get overrun once rations start to
wear thin.
Like if it's in a big city or something, they'll set up zones.
They're going to try to maintain control.
They're just not going to be able to.
That's why I really want to get my bus going.
So it's like if shit does hit the fan, I've got a house I can just take on wheels.
Yeah, you know, it's not a bad idea.
Just anywhere.
You have any sort of like air filtration on it or?
No, it's I mean, it's got holes in the floorboard.
So like, so we're far from that.
Far from air filtration.
I got a 2006 Honda Civic.
2006 Honda Civic.
Green.
2010 Honda Civic.
2012 Toyota Prius.
All right.
Well, I guess we're ending.
Because we're having some real bad technical difficulties.
Casey shut our mics off.
He's trying to silence me and Dan.
Well, they're they're kind of stupid.
Well, me and Casey are the true hosts of the show.
Anyways, send us an email.
Untitled podcast.
Check the email before we go.
Yeah, check the email before we go.
We definitely didn't get anybody emailing us.
Oh my God.
OK, I'll check the email next time.
I don't feel exciting it right now.
Next time.
There is no tomorrow.
There is no God.
Anything?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'll yell my part.
What's up?
You know, and as always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other.
We out.
Fuck you.
I'm going to go.
Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I never amount to nothing.
It's all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustling from that call the police
on when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter.
Yeah, dude.
It's all my people's in the struggle.
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Something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine.
Hangin' pictures of my mom.
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I used to read Word Up magazine.
Something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine.
Hangin' pictures of my mom.
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How you feelin' Don Juan?
Sad.
I'm just happy I'm not talking about this album.
I just want to help on the music.
It's just crazy though.
Dad.
Dad, dude.
I got a guilty.
I just might not find that music
and some people are like,
that's just crazy though
dude
dude I got juice in here
little fucker, Biggie Smalls over here
fuck
excuse me dude, I just bought the flat block
dude, oh
did you actually
yeah dude
we're back live
in Don Juan's Palace
so
you're gonna hear me over the phone right?
yeah
through Facebook Messenger
oh ok so that's what you're recording
alright, so the sound quality
is not too bad right?
no it just sounds like a phone call or something
ok
so if we
if we got somebody
if we kidnapped somebody to do trivia
how would we record them?
uh, they would
just record through
my headset
oh
oh ok
oh wait are you on Messenger
on your headset right now?
uh no you just hear like the audio from my headset
over the microphone
oh
alright I think last time you like
recorded it or something
and like sent me the audio file
yeah
yeah is it
do you
do you wanna do that? Do you wanna go try and find somebody
again?
if we can find someone
or do you wanna just do the podcast?
um
it could be a
segment we try to find someone
alright
where are we gonna look?
so where
did we meet that other guy?
uh I'm not sure if it was actually the black cat
might have been in that like Japanese world
might have been
oh oh
it was either that or it was like a roulette
thing
yeah damn this is trippy
just put my headset back on and I
I'm in Don Juan's basement
you're in Don Juan's
yeah we got
yeah we got juicy
playing in the background here too
damn it's that dude with
the onion head
damn dude
he got that stink coming off his head
I said
you got Pacman up in this bitch
damn dude I said
I said to the guy I said I want the
I want a picture of that
big onion head there with the stink
and he said yeah yeah yeah
I know that guy with the stink I draw
him right down dude
this is just
surreal
what'd you put in the new update?
uh so
Don Juan's pool gets repossessed
I didn't know they repossessed pools
but
um
they said
they said my fucking check
house and they said they had
the fucker come and take
my pool back
put a big old fucker one board over that shit
good good
good good shit no more
damn dude they said that
if I paid the
three thousand dollars dude they wouldn't do it
they said I was back a whole
I didn't make payments for an entire year dude
I feel no way dude
I can't afford that I ain't got the three thousand dollars
they brought the bulldozer
over dude filled it in
ah you got the PS1
on the living room screen
yeah but the PS1
is gone
oh where'd the PS1 go?
just disappeared
there's a Playstation 1 there with
Spira or with Crash Bandicoot
and uh
it just disappeared one day
our fucking untitled
podcast banner
oh yeah
yeah I wish
I wish the listeners would find this on
VRChat Don Juan's Palace
don't find it
don't look at the
palace on VRChat
don't look at the trees
that's the only rule
of Don Juan's Palace
you should change the name to don't look at the trees
damn dude
alright let's see where we're gonna go
and try and find somebody
you can do that
so what's been happening this week
I heard about the
rebellion in Moscow
oh is that even real?
yeah
they got like mercenaries who are
fucking anti uh anti-Putin
like Putin's former
general or whatever
and he's like starting a rebellion
against Putin he was gonna attack
Moscow but I guess they
made some kind of deal with him
dude this is
so this is one of
Putin's advisors
it was like
he was like a general
under Putin or like he used to
work for Putin but now he uh
he like rebelled against Putin
oh my god
dude that's some like
that's so ghetto that's like such a
like that's such a ghetto
country thing to do
you know what I mean?
like tell me your country's bootleg
without telling me your country's bootleg
wow I think a lot of
people are against the war in Ukraine
and I think a lot of the Russians
you know start rebelling against the
government cause like Putin
I think they're gonna fucking overthrow him
and obviously they're gonna fucking
kill him one day
well I mean it's already
it's already the start you know
yeah
the beginning the the pangs
of uh you know
I mean he can't win
he knows he can't win against the fucking United States
right
right and then it's like
you know how do you
how do you get out of that
he's back he's in a he's back
in a corner man
but the thing is like you know
Putin
he might not be the worst guy out there
it's like there might be somebody worse
who steps up
it's like yeah you know
well there always is but
yeah oh man
sounds uh
I don't know
sounds sketchy
just got up to pace around the room
yeah
just checking out the basement
oh we got Melania
and me the book on the table
oh yeah
did I make this so you can pick it up
no should make it so you
fucking communist manifesto
oh it's great
oh yeah
the new one
the new one uh the new update
obviously there's like some incense
coming off the table
what else did I add oh I added that jersey
oh
Mike Rizzioni
yeah yeah that guy you saw that
and the uh the live sign
yeah is that the right one
is that the right one
it was in the picture I saw it yeah
okay yeah cause there was a
couple that look similar to that
so yeah mine keeps
falling and it fucking broke
fucking elephant
just says I've
does it really yeah
oh I'll change it in the
I'll change it in the game
so uh
speaking of Russia
yeah I saw like some video
about like all the steps that would
they would have to take to like set off a nuclear
bomb and uh
it was like it was like some theory
of uh what would happen if
if uh Russia dropped a nuke on Kiev
uh Ukraine
and uh the US would be like
oh we have to fucking retaliate
and they send like a hundred and fucking forty
nukes at Russia
at all their military bases
trying not to
target fucking
um civilian areas apparently
yeah well how would that work
they're like oh well
it can't be uh
we can't be for sure that Russia won't just
nuke us before we nuke all
their nukes
so uh it's really just like a
crapshoot it would be
such a fucking mess
it's like just think of all
all
just the life hours that
they would destroy all the
humanity yeah
it would be
so tragic
well we dropped the fucking bomb on Japan
and uh
we dropped that shit on a bunch of
civilian areas we fucking killed
two hundred thousand civilians
in that fucking thing
yeah which I don't understand that
because
it's like couldn't you guys have just dropped
it like in the water and then
like scared them a little bit
dropped it on a fucking air base
at least they dropped it on fucking Pearl Harbor
which was a fucking military base
we just fucking bombed
the old ladies living
in fucking Hiroshima
right like what the heck
they literally they dropped
it in the metropolitan
area it's all
about perspective because you think like
there's people like out there in
other countries that hate the US because you
like they think they're the bad guy
and like you look at it like
the US killed a bunch of innocent
people in World War II
so maybe they are
I don't know
dude I
just I feel like there's some steps like
like imagine if you dropped it like
outside the city limits just to scare
them like and say
say you just dropped like say you
dropped ten of them like around
the city limits and said
the next one's coming down
on the city oh yeah you can
do that surrender or else apparently
they just like verbally told them
like we're gonna we're gonna like
nuke you if you don't fucking surrender
and the Japanese were like do it
oh because they didn't know
what a fucking nuke was yeah yeah
nobody knew
what it was but
man you know what the worst thing is about that
is like how many people
had lasting injuries
from that
yeah well
people got radiation sickness
and
like cancer after that
yeah like I mean
I wonder if there's anybody still alive
who that shit was
like 100 times or
like 200 times the death of 9-11
yeah oh yeah
yeah in one in like
in like one
second yeah
man it made 9-11 look like
nothing so
but dude you know why I think
they did that too
the other reason why
is because
it's sent a message
to the rest of the world
and when
when you're willing to do that
it's like you're not gonna mess
with a country that's willing to do that
yeah
yeah it's
it's a message that
that is paid for with the
lives of hundreds
of thousands of people
right how many people was it? I thought it was like
50,000
no it was like 100,000 each city
each city
Jesus
dude that's that's insane
that is just
god yeah
it's like humans are fucking
evil to each other
and they like justify it
too you know
no I don't think there's any way to
justify that fucking Harry Truman
I fucking hate that guy
fuck Harry Truman
yeah bro I mean
god
I gotta learn this up
so the president has the
sole authority
on determining whether to drop nuclear
bombs and like
no matter what anybody else
says they have to listen to him
if he says fucking drop the nukes
like so what if you just said
let's nuke fucking
Great Britain
they'd be like all right well
this guy has dementia but
right
oh you know drop the
bombs emergency war
powers
incapacitated
right right
I mean dude don't you feel like I was thinking
about it today like Joe Biden takes a lot
of heat right
yeah don't you feel
bad for him all the bit
no
I mean you know he's still the president
and it's like I feel bad that they're
taking advantage of him
well he's an old man but he shouldn't have
fucking taken that job when he's fucking
80s or years old
right Jesus Christ
right it's like but dude
I guess it's
I guess it's better to be president
and be shitty at it than to not
be president
you know that's the problem is people
want to do jobs that they're not good at
dude you're not kidding
that is a big problem
like how many people
like aren't good at their jobs
think about it
like most of them
including the president
I feel like it's an epidemic
yeah people taking
jobs that they're just not qualified for
yeah because nobody
fucking wants to work
and the fucking one in ten people
are the people that are working
they're like I don't mind
I can do this
yeah
so let me see hold on how many
people died
in Hiroshima
oh my god over a hundred thousand
over the next two or four months he affects the
atomic bombings killed
90,000 to 146,000
people wow
oh my god
roughly half occurred on the first
day dude can you imagine
being like a medic
yeah so like now
when they drop nuclear bombs
they don't just drop fucking one
like if the fucking
United States attacked Russia
they would each shoot off like 150
nuclear bombs each at the same
time
before they
saw it coming and they don't have
enough anti-aircraft systems
to shoot all of them down so
oh my god
bro that would just be
where would be the safest place
to be you know
away from that
probably in a fallout shelter
fallout four
I was thinking about turning
my bus into a fallout shelter
oh I was thinking about
live from the fallout shelter
what's that
untitled podcast live from the
fallout shelter
how fucking awesome would that be
do you have uh
well what I would do is I would um
I would dig
a space into the ground for it
so that I could back
it in
right and then uh
like
back it in and then cover it up
so it would be like I'd cut it into
the side of a hill you know
yeah so
then I could put like uh
I don't know something thick over
it some boards or something
I think you gotta get pretty deep underground
to avoid radiation
so
I figure if it was covered
on the sides and the front right
mostly
and then I could cover it with like
wood but
it's so that would protect the sides
mainly and it hopefully
like the blast would go over it
right
yeah yeah
but uh apparently like with the
radiation if you're far enough away
like if you're like like
six seven miles outside of like
you know a major city you're good
you're generally
you should be alright depending on the size of the bomb
but um
I was thinking
it's the filtration that you have
to like really get right
like the air filtration because
a lot of the radiation that
would reach you at that point
is gonna be inhaled
so it's
it's like fine particulates that are
radioactive in the atmosphere
so yeah I mean
it can travel quite a ways
kinda like the uh the wildfires
coming from Canada right
yeah did you see even today
it's like it was pretty bad
the uh chemical warfare that
Canada is instituting upon us
yeah I
dude we should just nuke Canada
oh that is the best
idea I've heard today
right
dude just just
fucking get them before they get us
they've done enough damage
and you know their plan
is to just destroy their country
and then come after ours
they fucking hate us
yeah I'm about had it with them
to be honest with you
fucking Canadians
they're just good for nothing really
just I've never they've never
done anything good they're like
they're like pretty they're close to the Irish
it's like it's like the Irish
and Canadians
most of the
Canadians came from Ireland
I don't know if that's true
they came from Ireland they came from France
France and Great Britain
Great Britain yeah but also Ireland
can you see me still
yeah
what is going on I can't see you
hold on a sec
hold on stand by
I might disappear
oh that did
no I'm back
alright we're good
would you fuck my character
would I
yeah yes
absolutely
definitely
I'm something like an anime chick
yeah she's fucking hot
it's distracting
she's got cake for days
I'll fucking I'll change her for you
no that's alright you don't have to
it's good
I love the glow in the dark tattoos
that's the best part
oh yeah
it's fucking seto kaiber
is that even a real thing
what
glow in the dark tattoos
I don't I don't think so
that'd be awesome
how about this one
oh yeah I think I saw that one before
oh yeah
no wait
hold on
I'm confused what I'm looking at
here move around
some fucking anime chick
oh okay now it's normal
yeah
she's got some
she's got some jiggly
honkers there
jiggly jiggly knockers
yeah
god bless
America this is what we have in America
now VRChat you can do
anything
god bless whoever figured out how to make those things bounce like that
that's awesome
that took some coding
yeah
took some real genius coding
god bless
let's look at that
I'm gonna have to look at the headlines here
so
this is a headline I saw
the
in New York City
they're they're charging
increasing the tolls for driving through midtown Manhattan
because they want to reduce
congestion
so rather than build more
roads or you know
like city planning and shit
let's just tax people
for driving through here
yeah
I mean
I don't think
I don't think that's gonna stop anybody from driving through there
I think that's just a money grab
that's because nobody's coming there
and they need more money
that's like
the Catholic Church almost
that's the Catholic Church
in a nutshell
well your fucking head's all twisted around
oh yeah it's cause I put my
my headset up so I could see the headlines
oh no it's good
let's see
that's boring
boring
god these headlines suck
archaeologists find a 3000 year old sword so well preserved it's still gleaning
that's interesting
I don't know where it was but uh
3000 year olds
how do you think they made swords 3000 years ago
well with a lot of fire
took a lot of heat
I don't know did they have fire back then
3000 years
says the sword is so well preserved it still gleams according to the statement
how is that even possible
you know what's funny
I was reading this other thing today
when I should have been working
but uh
I was reading this thing that this uh
this lady or her husband
found a sword while he was like
walking like just like
not on the beach but like just in the water
in Florida
and they
contacted like uh
some archaeological society
and they said oh thank you so much for contacting us
and doing the right thing
right and they said just remember that anytime
you find artifacts
uh in Florida waters
they're property of the state
yeah okay
shut up
and they said if
you um
what was it they said uh
don't touch it if you find something
and just take a picture of it and send the
location
yeah yeah okay
I'm gonna let you have the fucking treasure
I'm gonna let the government have the treasure
fucking sell that shit on eBay
right it's like get the fuck out of here
belongs to Florida you don't know where
I found it you didn't even know it was there
fuck off it's like
you know if you find
gold or silver in New York state it belongs
to the state oh yeah
yeah
yeah like that's an actual law
it's fucking crazy
what the fuck
but you have property and you fucking pay
for the property
it doesn't matter you're just a peasant
and
it doesn't belong to you
but then somebody else can find a way to
somebody else will find a way to make
money off it
it's so fucked up and then the state will
auction it off and get the money
well the government
can do whatever they want I guess
right
let's see
you got ghost peppers on the table
yeah you didn't see that
before
yeah
I gotta put some smelling salts up that's what I'll add
I um
I've gotta get
some smelling salts here
oh man I wish I had some
oh
I'll just
I'm gonna do a double
oh
wow
holy shit
oh
oh god
dude it's so funny
cause your character is like
responding exactly how you are
I know cause I think it's a controller so I would
do that
oh that's good
that's real good
I wish I had something here
I had some rubbing alcohol
I'll pour that in my nostrils
I'd probably be about the same dude
you got anything like
ammonia, cat piss
no
yeah
sometimes the litter box gets that bad
wow that was fucking
refreshing
shout out atomic rhino
ugh
did it wake you up?
oh yeah
woo
oh let's see what else
what else we got here did you hear about uh
Elon Musk is gonna be fighting
Zuckerberg
no
you didn't hear about that the cage match
what
yeah they're gonna uh
they're gonna fight each other
yeah here let me look it up
fucking uh I think
I think uh Zuckerberg would beat the shit out of
Elon Musk
you think so? yeah
cause he's a fucking robot dude
he's fucking
he's fucking controlled by droids
oh my god
dude
so many people are uh
so many people are
uh offering to train Elon cause they
hate Mark Zuckerberg so much
like uh who's
uh George St. Pierre
is that his name?
he offered to train him
oh
yeah I don't know who that is
so
I think that's his name he's like a
famous uh famous
fighter
so it says here
I got an ad
it gives their weights
so we got Elon Musk is 6'1
and
Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7
and then you know how he's showing the stats right?
yeah
so it says uh
it says their IQs too
so it says
Elon Musk is 6'1
Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7
Elon Musk is 187
Mark Zuckerberg is 154
Elon Musk is 51
he's 51?
yeah
Mark Zuckerberg is 39
um and then it says
IQ Elon Musk is 155
Mark Zuckerberg is 152
oh shit
I wonder if that's
true I wonder if that's actually there
but that's uh yeah
they're like actually going to fight
and uh
I don't know I mean
like hand to hand combat
or like boxing?
uh like jiu jitsu probably
but I don't know if it's fair
they're in a different weight class so I don't know how fair that is
yeah
I don't know
I think Zuckerberg
would fucking throw punch the shit out of
musky boy
yeah
yeah he might
but I mean
you know Musk has got
a
he's got a height and weight advantage
but he's got an age disadvantage
so well yeah it's gonna be
it's gonna be kinda fucking sad seeing a 50
year old get beat up
yeah
well if he does dude he might
I don't know
so where is this streaming we're gonna watch this
oh dude
this is gonna be
it's gonna be in Vegas they're gonna do it
and uh
I think um
I mean tickets are gonna be so expensive
if you wanna go in real life
but it's gonna be
it'll be on some channel some major channel
you know
nice
I see
does it look weird that I'm looking away from you
cause I'm like looking at my screen over here
on the left side of me
yeah your neck's twisted
oh is it?
alright
so it's uh
just a shout out
Twitter owner Elon Musk and Meta
CEO Mark Zuckerberg have agreed
to a cage match
a physical fight might be the first
but Wall Street Journal's Jonas Stern
breaks down with help of action figures
uh why this tech brawl
is actually like
like
like past Silicon Valley beefs
so this kind of thing has
happened before they're saying
I've never heard of anything like this
it reminds me of that show
Celebrity Deathmatch
do you remember that on MTV?
no
oh my god it was so funny
it was like claymation
and they would do like all these celebrities
versus each other
and they'd like
just brutally like murder each other
like it'd be like Michael Jackson
versus like somebody else
like him you know
or like Christina Aguilera versus
Britney Spears
yeah
Christina Aguilera would like pull out a chainsaw
and like saw through Britney Spears
like the actual
people?
it was like claymation
but it was fucking hilarious
I'd watch that
if it was actually
Britney Spears saw Michael Jackson they have
yeah
but
let me see some of the
some of the matches
they had
Celebrity Deathmatch
matches
it's like robot chicken
yeah
yeah it might even be made by the same people honestly
oh really
it might be
let's see they had
the first one was
Charles Manson
versus Marilyn Manson
I think Marilyn Manson
or Charles Manson
yeah I don't remember who
wins that one
it says Marilyn Manson pulls Charles Manson's
skeleton out through his mouth
let's see
then the next that was the pilot
the next pilot was Kathy Lee Gifford
versus Howard Stern
and then
Pamela Anderson versus RuPaul
I didn't know that he was
popular in 1998
who's that RuPaul
yeah
I didn't know he was barely popular now
I don't know who that is
he's like this
is an American drag queen
but he just goes around
when he goes around he just looks like normal
I don't know
I kind of vaguely remember that one
Spice Girls
versus Hanson
there's another one
Chris Hanson
no versus the band
Hanson the band
you know
no
Hillary Clinton versus
Monica Lewinsky
Mariah Carey versus Jim Carey
Tim Allen
versus Seinfeld
Rosie Ardahl
versus Oprah Winfrey
yeah
what else was there
David Letterman versus Jay Leno
it's funny they tell you like
how it ends
but you don't have to watch an episode it's pretty fucking funny
yeah what's it called
Celebrity Deathmatch
oh yeah
but uh
hold on let me see
let me see who made that
who made Celebrity Deathmatch
Eric Fogel
who made Robot Chicken
oh that's Seth Green
oh yeah
yeah
yeah but I wonder
if they had the same
people who did the claymation
you know
yeah
let me see
Celebrity Deathmatch
oh huh
I guess not there's no connection
but um
Russian families alleged soldiers
were left to fight without ammo and equipment
well
I'll tell you one thing
that would never happen in the United States
because we don't waste
an opportunity to uh
expend some rounds
yeah
we also don't fucking uh quarter soldiers
over here
cause there's um and uh
law against that
because it
oh yeah that's right it's in the constitution right
yeah
no housing of uh soldiers
do they do that in uh
Russia
oh I think uh during wartime
fucking when you have a fucking dictator
he can do whatever he wants
yeah good luck
I remember we were talking about that
on one of the podcasts
there's just like this fat
American soldier eating all your fucking
food banging your stepdaughter
it's like a nightmare
yeah
a literal nightmare
it's like you get your
stepdaughter pregnant and you gotta fucking pay the bills
oh yeah like it's like Tyler
and his fucking
ex-girlfriend
and his ex-girlfriend
yeah remember we were talking about his fucking
girlfriend's fucking
stepdad or dad
oh yeah yeah
yeah
except luckily Tyler didn't get her
pregnant yeah
yeah that guy was scary
sounding
sounds like he wasn't fucking around
fuck that guy
oh shit
uh
let's see what else we got here
getting a lot of stuff about
affirmative action on my feed
I don't know why
oh god
no
oh no
oh man
I actually gotta get up early
so uh I think I'm gonna go to bed
but uh
I might have to tack this one on to the
next episode
yeah yeah for sure dude definitely
we'll uh maybe by then
I can um
hold on sorry come back to the
studio
here maybe by then I can push
the update and uh
we can have the
you know the new
stuff in the studio
yeah yeah it'd be awesome
yeah for sure dude
I'm pretty tired as well so uh
yeah next time
alright
well we'll call this uh this
bonus content
VR podcast
yeah for sure
where you going
uh I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go to Maine
yeah nice
dude that's hilarious my girlfriend's going to Maine
on uh Saturday
nice
yeah so maybe I'll run into her
yeah
so alright bro
alright bro uh
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for all we know robots have souls
we just don't know if they do or don't
how do you know
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
yeah
I'm glad you said that alright what I asked you
no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole
yes we are
there's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts
extended episodes
where the fuck did the skirmish come from
where the fuck did Stonehenge come from
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
ugh they're killing
they're killing all already born babies
and sell them to the Chinese
aliens exist
somewhere in China
alright in some days
there are super soldiers that are
at least 9 or 10 feet tall
ok I'm talking about the Saotron
they have dread and they are super soldiers
then they are extraterrestrials
they are aliens
I do not negotiate with them
what a fucking disaster
what
ROOOOAAAARRR
ROOOOAAARRRRR
ROOOOAAARRR
we gotta go to the fucking moon
because JMK
got assassinated by the fucking
government he got killed
but he said I hate JMK
was killed by the government
before my eyes while holding their
pulse feel them die of this
virus you feel bump bump
bump BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they're fucking gone I've seen it happen
I think that the government has
taken it to the next level
with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their
technology makes it down to silicon-bio.
Which by the way, big brother, is the Overlord Kibble.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody likes Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Love Trump, right?
Love Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says Trump.
Everybody says Elon Musk is so cool.
He made like a place for him.
The actual government is trying.
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are fucking the Holm.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates.
He's fucking off.