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This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations.

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This program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations.

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I'm here with Ali Mack, Tyler, and a special guest is Zach and Jason.

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Hey, Dan Schack.

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Dan Schack.

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T-Bex.

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And, oh, I missed Dan.

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You're our favorite special guest.

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I love Dan.

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Yeah?

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For real?

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You guys talked about that?

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Sure.

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Alright.

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You were on that classic episode.

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Oh, last time, me and Tyler were screaming at each other, remember?

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I don't know, I feel like that typically happens.

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That's my line.

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Yeah, you guys were getting fired up, Tyler was yelling about, and he felt it about.

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Ahhhh.

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Nah, I think it was the January 16th.

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Ahhhh.

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Not to like bring up bad shit, but you were fired the fuck up.

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I was fired up.

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I was fired up too.

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Like Tyler was screaming, Jason just had that look in his face.

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He didn't say shit at first, but he could just tell he was about to blow up.

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I actually looked more into that.

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No law officers were actually killed during that.

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It was only protesters.

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What?

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I literally read a news story about how...

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Yeah, your news stories are fucking fake.

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Two police officers got killed.

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They did not get killed.

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And there was like a video.

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There is not a video.

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You are fake news.

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You are...

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I don't know, somebody's providing us with fake news.

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I mean, I'm not going to believe you just because you say the articles wrong.

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You can fact check 100% of the facts on Untold Podcasts are true.

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Absolutely.

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And that's a fact.

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So, on to more fun shit instead of going directly into anger.

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So, question.

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Same sex celebrities.

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Who's the most attractive?

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Who's the most attractive?

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Now you're going to not say it right away.

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Who's the most attractive?

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Be real, bro.

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Who's your same sex...

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I want to hear it from you.

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Who's the same sex celebrity crush?

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Because everybody has one.

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Everybody has one.

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And mine is absolutely Robert Pattinson.

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Do you see that guy's jawline?

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Do you see that man's jawline?

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Yes.

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I love it.

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I see him and I get angry.

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It reminds me of Twilight and all the fucking irritating ass girls in middle school fucking fawning over him.

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Yeah, but he is worth fawning over.

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Who the fuck is that?

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I saw him in a movie where he was like a mentally challenged guy.

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The Lighthouse.

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Oh, for real?

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Yeah, he was in The Lighthouse with...

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Who's the Green Goblin?

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What the fuck's his name?

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Willem Dafoe.

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Him and Willem Dafoe were in a fucking lighthouse.

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My answer is Steve Busechemilog.

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Come on, serious.

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You have to be serious, guys.

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I think he's a beautiful man.

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He is not a beautiful man.

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Fine, fine, John Malkovich.

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Wee man, jackass.

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You can't really have a celebrity crush of the same gender if you're not sexually orientated that way.

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No, you absolutely can.

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If you're partly gay, bro.

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I mean, I think the ones that think that paging is not gay are more likely to have a same-sex celebrity crush.

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If you don't think it's gay.

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What do you think?

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Were you here for that episode for pegging?

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No.

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We should get your input on this.

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Well, we are diving right in with the tough topics with you.

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Would you or would you not get pegged if the beautiful woman asked you to do it?

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No, I would never get pegged, man.

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Really?

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No, I don't think so.

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Besides, I mean, you're not really looking at her.

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Oh, God, I can't imagine.

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But, anywho, I would just say no.

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But I digress.

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But I digress, no.

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I'm just trying to think of the mechanics of it.

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That's all right.

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No, I pass.

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Why?

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What did everybody else land on?

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We don't have to revisit.

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Check out that episode.

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I said pegging is gay and they disagree.

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It's not gay.

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It's sus.

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There's a difference.

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So, okay, my stance on it was while it's not something that I'm going to be like fucking

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excited for, I'm in like a sort of don't knock it till you try it kind of thing with her.

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And she does stuff that I like.

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I do stuff that she likes.

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Did you do it or not?

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Sometimes we miss the mark a little bit.

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No, I haven't.

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You haven't.

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I haven't.

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But I'm saying that if she were to bring it up and she wanted to do it, I'd try it.

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But I don't think I'm going to get a ton out of it.

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I mean, I tried it once.

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It wasn't that great.

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I mean, my masculinity is not fragile enough to be hurt just because she wants to put a

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fucking piece of plastic up my ass and everybody wants to think I like men.

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I think that's a pretty big jump.

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Yeah, it's a pretty big jump.

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I don't know.

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Your girl, you guys literally went out and bought a strap on.

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No, she had it already.

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Now that I did it now.

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That's cool.

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She came equipped.

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She was ready for this.

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You knew girl's ass.

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She's got it.

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You let go.

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She was a very fun character before I met her.

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Wow.

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It's interesting.

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Let's talk about that.

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Let's not.

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My other take on it is, well, that's the way I feel.

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I don't think it's gay if you have a guy that's into that kind of thing, because it's not

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like you're into fucking.

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We're not into men.

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Those guys that are into that.

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It seems to be it's more the power shift.

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I know.

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It's not like.

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What about the domination aspect?

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Would you get dominated by a woman?

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Did you let her top?

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What does that mean?

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Like, I have a firm yes on that one.

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No, like she takes control.

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I have a firm yes on that one.

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Like, you know, instead of you choking her, she chokes you type shit.

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Oh, I mean, yeah, I guess that might be kind of interesting for a second.

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For a second?

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I mostly like to dom, you know, I want to be like in control.

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Dude, doming is so easy though.

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So I'm not like, I'm just talking about vanilla dom.

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Like I'm the guy, so I'm kind of like.

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Nice.

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I mean, I'm not like, I'm just talking about vanilla dom.

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Like I'm the guy, so I'm kind of like.

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Nice.

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I mean, I'm not like, I'm just talking about vanilla dom.

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Like I'm the guy, so I'm kind of like.

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Nah, I get what you're saying.

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I'm sort of like, I don't know.

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I'm definitely adventurous, but like I'd say it just depends on the day.

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You haven't even pegged.

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You haven't even pegged.

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I'm just saying it's like sometimes we get home and she's like, all right, get in the

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fucking bed.

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And I'm like, okay.

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We got an echo by the way.

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So the way to Tyler's heart is fucking prostate.

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Apparently we don't want to keep it zero.

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So if you got paid by a guy with a fucking that would be gay.

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That would be gay.

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That's not even paying at that point.

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That's just like the argument.

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It's just a bullshit argument to be like, oh yeah, that makes you gay.

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If a chick shoves something up your ass.

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No, that's not fucking gay.

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That's such an awful take on that.

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Maybe we should just.

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Like, all right, we've talked enough about this.

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I'm just saying like everything's so.

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There's so much pressure.

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I wanted to make this the child friendly episode, but it's not.

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We should do it.

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We should do it.

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No swearing child friendly episode.

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Tosh did one of those.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I remember that, but we should do like a, like a, like a untitled preschool.

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Yeah.

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That sounds fun.

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We're not copying it from him though.

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It's completely original.

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It's completely original.

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We thought of that organically.

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It was not influenced by him.

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So he's funny though.

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And if any of the listeners have a problem with it, just don't fucking listen.

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It's the newest smell and salt that we have.

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Oh my God.

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Is it flavored?

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Oh, it's, it's raw.

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It's, yeah, it's flavored pain.

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That's, that's the, that's the flavor it's got to it.

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Catch.

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Oh.

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You'll love them.

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You'll love them.

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They're good.

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They're nice and good.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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It doesn't exactly look like it's a.

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Oh.

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It's brutal.

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Yeah.

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Don't just go fucking full bore.

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No, like.

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Yeah.

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Let's hear what.

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Oh, my eyeball can smell it.

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Yeah.

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Let's hear what AI Tyler has to say about pegging.

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He's pegging gay.

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The world may never know.

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But some people are fucking retarded.

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Fuck you.

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We'll say AI Tyler.

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What did he say?

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Hey, I wasn't, I didn't have headphones.

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He said the world may never know.

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The world may never know.

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Oh, Tyler, you suck.

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The world may never know.

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Yeah, that's what he said.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what he said.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what he said.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what he said.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what he said.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's not fun, is it?

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I got to do.

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That's not fun, is it?

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So let's talk about AI sponge.

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Dude, AI sponge is great.

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August 12th, 2036.

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August 12th, 2036.

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Have you seen AI sponge?

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I've seen some of the videos, but I don't really understand the whole meaning behind

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it.

271
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Is it like a, is it like a fucking multiplayer?

272
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,400
No, it's, it's all AI generated.

273
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:14,400
It's just some like retarded SpongeBob episode that goes on forever.

274
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Cracks dick in half.

275
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,920
Oh my God, that sounds like hell.

276
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,320
So what did they put into it for the AI to just roll with it?

277
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,320
Just SpongeBob.

278
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,320
Okay.

279
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,240
Well, people write ideas on the Discord server.

280
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240
Yeah.

281
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,240
Oh, okay.

282
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,720
They have like AI family guy.

283
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,400
Yeah, and they talk about how to build a fertilizer bomb.

284
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,400
AI generated family guy.

285
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,400
That's like always on.

286
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,400
What do you think it tastes like?

287
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,400
Wow, I hope not.

288
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:45,400
Now I'm not going to be eating any soy like green anytime soon.

289
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,400
What the fuck?

290
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:57,040
Look up, look up at loud word, loud word best of cracks dick in half.

291
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,040
Oh yeah.

292
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,800
Oh God.

293
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800
Cracks dick in half.

294
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:12,000
It was one of the videos I saw this shit.

295
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,320
I got to see if I can find it.

296
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:21,560
Oh guys.

297
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:26,480
This is disgusting.

298
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:33,880
They should make like, we should have a AI untitled podcast episode where it's just

299
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,320
all our AI voices.

300
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,720
We just write it.

301
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,720
Yeah.

302
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,720
We just write as we're going.

303
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,720
Yeah.

304
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,720
Yeah.

305
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:45,880
So what's the interesting thing about AI though?

306
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:46,880
Why?

307
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:52,520
Because it can do anything without like, it can just do everything for us.

308
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:58,000
So we're going to outsource our podcast to artificial intelligences of ourselves.

309
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Exactly.

310
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,160
So we don't have to, we can just chill.

311
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,560
We don't have to like.

312
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,560
That's what we're doing anyway.

313
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,560
We're just chilling in a basement.

314
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,560
No, no, no, no.

315
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:14,120
But if we have, if we have like AI that could just do our voices for us.

316
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,400
Oh, then what would you do with your time?

317
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,720
I guess that leads to like the infinite dimensions.

318
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,720
Yeah, it could.

319
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,720
Yeah.

320
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,520
I mean, what was I going to say?

321
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,520
Something.

322
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,560
I can do one thing for you.

323
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,840
Why can't it do everything for you?

324
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:37,960
Have you, have you, have you looked into AI and shit and a really funny thing about AI

325
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:43,880
is that every single time AI is left to its own devices and shit, it always becomes racist

326
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,960
every single time.

327
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,040
It's really fucking like staggering.

328
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,320
How did that 20, 36 start?

329
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,120
I don't know.

330
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,120
August 12th, 2036.

331
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,120
That'd be freaky.

332
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,720
Cause like it says that like once an hour.

333
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,720
Yeah.

334
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:03,240
I gotta say, a cool, cool topic here to get onto.

335
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:09,560
So I, I'm sort of autistically obsessed with not to the extent of boat boy and train man.

336
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,120
He, he, he's got me beat in this topic.

337
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,120
We'll have to have him back on.

338
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120
I know he wants to.

339
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,120
Hold on.

340
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120
Hold on.

341
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120
A few moments later.

342
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120
Hi Squidward.

343
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,120
August 12th, 2036.

344
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,120
The death of the universe.

345
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,120
August 12th, 2036.

346
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,120
The death of the universe.

347
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,120
August 12th, 2036.

348
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,120
The heat death of the universe.

349
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,120
So he just says that out of nowhere.

350
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:41,120
Repeating this meaningless phrase over and over again in hopes that it will mean something

351
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,120
someday.

352
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,120
What the fuck?

353
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,120
What the fuck?

354
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,120
That's funny.

355
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:52,720
What I was going to say, train man, there's this, uh, there's this, he can probably say

356
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:57,400
more about it, but there's this boat that crashed in a, I want to say it was 19.

357
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,400
Jesus Christ.

358
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400
Yeah.

359
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:05,600
So it was lost in, they have random strokes at times.

360
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,600
I'm sorry.

361
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:15,600
I'm sorry.

362
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,600
What the fuck?

363
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:29,600
Sponge a loud word, cracks his pee pee and has an incredible stroke for six full minutes.

364
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:36,600
What the fuck man?

365
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:55,080
I can't believe what I have to do.

366
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,600
We have to incorporate this into the podcast.

367
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:17,240
It's going to let play out.

368
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,240
There's six minutes of this.

369
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,600
Well, I guess that we have an intermission.

370
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,720
Casey can't find the play the pause button here is going to keep it going.

371
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,200
What were you saying?

372
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200
Okay.

373
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,040
So crack stick in half, the SS endurance.

374
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:38,280
It's a ship that was initially made for hysterical reason.

375
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,280
Polar bear hunting.

376
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:43,800
Love that fact anyways, but this thing gets fucking caught in the Arctic circle and just

377
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,480
disappeared for like a hundred years.

378
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,480
Obviously everybody died.

379
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,480
They fucking crashed your ship.

380
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,480
They're done.

381
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,480
Did they?

382
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,480
No, but he went to the center of the earth.

383
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,480
They're dead.

384
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,480
They're dead.

385
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,560
They're in a Gartha with Hitler and dinosaurs.

386
00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:01,720
Well anyways, they found this shipwreck and it's kind of ridiculous just how well preserved

387
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,720
it is.

388
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,240
It looks like it fucking like this.

389
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:10,560
It looks like the fucking jacked off from like fucking Assassin's Creed four.

390
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:16,840
That's three miles at the bottom of the fucking Arctic circle and it just fucking looks like

391
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,480
it crashed yesterday and they were like recovering documents from it.

392
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,880
I mean, I think if water gets so cold, there isn't able to be like algae or whatever.

393
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:30,920
Well, it's because there's no like oxidizing bacteria down there, which is what usually

394
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:36,640
results in like all the fucking shipwrecks can like dissolve by like it's why the Titanic

395
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:41,840
looks so shitty, but the water is just so cold down there and the bacteria is just different.

396
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,160
So it just doesn't eat away at it.

397
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,240
It just like solidifies it where it's at.

398
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240
Weird.

399
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Yeah.

400
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240
It's freaky.

401
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240
Sounds good.

402
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,240
Probably made in Japan.

403
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240
Yeah.

404
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,240
Yeah.

405
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,840
Except for my fucking headlight.

406
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,840
God damn it.

407
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:56,840
It's a Prius.

408
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,840
What?

409
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:58,840
Toyota?

410
00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,840
Yes.

411
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,840
Yes.

412
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,840
Let's see.

413
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,840
Toyota pre-bob.

414
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,840
Are you going to get an EV next?

415
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,240
I think I'm probably going to do a RAV4 to be honest with the plug.

416
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,200
Why is everybody getting a RAV4 now?

417
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200
I just like.

418
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,200
Three people that I've known.

419
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,200
I just rented a car and they gave me a RAV4.

420
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,160
Dude, I like, I know like three people who have RAV4s.

421
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,160
You look at the RAV4 and you're like, ah!

422
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,200
The cruise missile just bought is getting rid of his Jeep and getting a RAV4.

423
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,200
Wow.

424
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,200
I don't know if I'd do that.

425
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,400
The Bronco made a comeback for a hot second.

426
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,400
I mean, it's still around.

427
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400
I mean, I want to get the OJ.

428
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,400
I want to get the OJ white.

429
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400
They should have made.

430
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,400
I want to get that Chris Porco yellow Wrangler.

431
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400
Oh Christ.

432
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400
The Suburban.

433
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400
Chevy Suburban.

434
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:45,120
Yeah, that's definitely like kind of a pimp mobile.

435
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,800
I do like those things.

436
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:51,840
But if you get one of those things all blacked out with blacked out windows, you must feel

437
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,960
like a fucking gangster in that shit.

438
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,440
Yeah, definitely.

439
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,080
All right.

440
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,080
Quality American.

441
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,200
I got something for you here.

442
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:05,560
So they have this random debate topic generator.

443
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,040
Oh Jesus.

444
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,040
I like it.

445
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040
It doesn't have to be.

446
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,120
It's not all political.

447
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,120
I like it.

448
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,120
No, I know.

449
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,120
It's just random shit.

450
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,120
I'm ready for it.

451
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,120
Lock us in.

452
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,960
See who's the best debater here.

453
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,960
Me.

454
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,960
Alcohol.

455
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,960
I don't know about that.

456
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,680
Alcohol should be you get you get too angry.

457
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,880
You lose your cool too quick.

458
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,840
Alcohol should be illegal.

459
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,880
What solve a lot of problems?

460
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880
It would actually.

461
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,160
I actually agree with that.

462
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,160
It wouldn't.

463
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:39,600
But we're also in America where so no, that's what people say about we tried that.

464
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,840
We literally tried that.

465
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,760
And it was the same thing that would happen with firearms.

466
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,160
Casey, if you took them all away, we're still going to fucking get it.

467
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,520
We're going to make moonshine.

468
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,840
That's going to fucking hurt people more.

469
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,360
It's going to make people go blind and shit.

470
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,400
You have control over whether or not you fucking alcohol.

471
00:19:55,400 --> 00:20:01,720
I was actually watching the show and there was actually less rates during prohibition.

472
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,960
The less rates of liver cirrhosis.

473
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:10,480
Well, yeah, I'm guessing domestic violence went down to violent crime.

474
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480
Really?

475
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,480
Yes.

476
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,160
If you get hammered, that's your God given right as an American.

477
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,600
I disagree with the fact that that should be taken away.

478
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,280
It's an integral part of our society.

479
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,280
You can't just fucking get rid of it now.

480
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,800
All right, here's a better question.

481
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,280
Are drunk driving laws too harsh?

482
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,280
No.

483
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,280
No.

484
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280
No.

485
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,200
If you're say like a little, you know how they keep lowering it like, you know, point

486
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,760
one, you know, back in like the 90s was like point two.

487
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760
Yeah.

488
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,080
The limit that was like point zero six or something.

489
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,760
Point two because if you're you can't drive a car.

490
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,760
Oh, I'm point two.

491
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,800
You're not driving a car.

492
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,800
You're real drunk.

493
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,520
And now it's like, you know, point what is it?

494
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,320
It's like point oh six or something.

495
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,320
That's point oh eight point.

496
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,320
Oh, yeah.

497
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320
So what is that?

498
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,320
Like one beer in an hour?

499
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320
It depends.

500
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,080
It's most if you're if you're a person like our size, probably like all our size.

501
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,960
It's like it's like a beer.

502
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960
That's rough.

503
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,760
I don't know about that because I've done like three at a bar and then like I have like

504
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:14,240
my buddy had like one of the keychain ones, which aren't always super accurate, but two

505
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,960
of my buddies had them and I blew both of them and I was I would have been I was teetering

506
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,560
on the limit drinking three beers and probably like, I don't know, like two hours at a bar.

507
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,560
That sounds about right.

508
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,600
Yeah, it's more than one.

509
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,200
Like if I mean if you're like an 100 pound fucking girl, then I don't know.

510
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,200
There's 100 pound guys.

511
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,200
What are you talking about?

512
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,200
Well, there is two.

513
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,200
I'm just saying.

514
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,960
Three 16-ounce beers in two hours sounds like too much to drive.

515
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,560
I don't think children should get sexual hormones.

516
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,560
I didn't.

517
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,880
I'd like to preface it with that.

518
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880
I did not drive.

519
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,160
Well, I'm just saying I'm not saying you won't, but I'm saying it's like right there where

520
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,160
you probably like that.

521
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,720
Yeah, that's that is where you should for a little bit.

522
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,640
That is where you shouldn't because I know that I if I were to drive could drive fine,

523
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:58,120
but I also know buddies that like every time they drink, they're like, oh, shit, man, I'm

524
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,120
fucked up.

525
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,400
It's like, dude, you had nothing like are you like, how's your tolerance that awful?

526
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,840
Oh, and it's like those are the people that are going to fucking get the DUIs and like

527
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,800
kill people after like three beers.

528
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,040
But oh, yeah, I don't drink that much.

529
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,680
Like this was like the most I drank in like the last six months.

530
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,040
That fucking like one shot.

531
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,040
Here we fucking go again.

532
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,040
The morality.

533
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040
Here we go.

534
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,040
Smartphones.

535
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,040
Why don't you just smoke cigars?

536
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,040
Yeah.

537
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,040
Oh, wow.

538
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,040
Fuck.

539
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,040
Yeah.

540
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,360
I don't know why I thought you drank.

541
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,360
I have.

542
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,280
I mean, I have scots for rare occasions.

543
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280
That's what I remember.

544
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,040
Like I have scots for rare occasions, like I have a bottle of blue label that I barely

545
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,040
touched.

546
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:46,000
But yeah, like Christmas, I have scotch.

547
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,360
Thanksgiving, if I have off, I have scotch.

548
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,360
It should be illegal.

549
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,360
Why Christmas?

550
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,360
I don't know.

551
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,360
Like toast?

552
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,520
No, I have like a sit out on my porch in the snow.

553
00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:00,120
I have a I have a nice cigar and a glass of scotch and eat.

554
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,120
Okay.

555
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:05,720
See, how are you going to make the argument to me that all alcohol should be outlawed

556
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:10,440
when you poured me a drink before I even stepped foot into your household today?

557
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:16,040
I was kind of playing devil's advocate, but oh yeah.

558
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,800
Well, yeah, it's hard to fuck.

559
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,440
I think I points when you're disagreeing with your own beliefs.

560
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:26,240
I think it would be I think it would make a lot of things easier in society, but there

561
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,000
would be also a lot of moonshiners.

562
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,800
I mean, I think that right now, if you tried to tell people that they couldn't drink, you're

563
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:37,480
going to get a whole lot of people real angry real quick, especially since that already

564
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,480
happened.

565
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,480
Yeah.

566
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,720
I think that that's your decision.

567
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,440
If you want to fucking waste your way, if you want to waste your life away with alcohol,

568
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,360
I mean, I wouldn't do it, but fuck it.

569
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,160
Like you can.

570
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160
I kind of agree with you.

571
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:59,060
I'm all about freedom, freedom of the only threat it poses to society is a very rare

572
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:02,560
percentage of people get violent.

573
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,320
And then there's the whole drunk driving thing.

574
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,320
But yeah.

575
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,880
Well, there's also increased suicide rates with people that drink too.

576
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,400
But unreal.

577
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,960
So domestic violence, man.

578
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960
That's what I'm saying.

579
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,560
That's why I'm no, that's why I said it was like some people get violent when they when

580
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,560
they drink too much.

581
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,560
But oh, you're just implying.

582
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,840
Yeah, you don't say Ali back.

583
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,120
Isn't that the most dangerous like cop call or whatever?

584
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,280
There was like the most violent ones.

585
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280
I think that's true.

586
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280
I'd say it is.

587
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280
Sometimes you just get into like heated arguments.

588
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:36,920
It's your girl and you're like, damn, it's like personal issues.

589
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,360
But smartphones have made our lives easier.

590
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:44,120
No, no, I wholeheartedly disagree.

591
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,120
They haven't made our.

592
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:49,720
Yeah, I think it's made our social lives way more complicated.

593
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,720
Yeah.

594
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,600
Well, harder and like people don't want to do social things anymore.

595
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,600
What were we talking about?

596
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,600
I was out of the zone.

597
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,600
Smart smartphones have been made.

598
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Our phones have made our lives easier.

599
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:06,840
No, no, they do a lot for you, but it's also like your employer can get a hold of you easier.

600
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,760
They expect you to do shit when you're like at home and stuff like me.

601
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,960
Oh, you do.

602
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,400
You got you got vector solutions.

603
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,400
Same as us.

604
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,640
I mean, sure, you can do them when you're at work, but it's like that shit that wouldn't

605
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,000
be around like if it fucking wasn't.

606
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,160
Yeah, but vector solutions makes things a hell of a lot easier when you're re-serving.

607
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,280
I mean, sure, in that regard, but when it's assignments that your agency assigns to, we

608
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,240
don't do that, you have to do them.

609
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,840
We only do that for annual training, but that's like annual training.

610
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,840
Everybody has.

611
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,840
That's what I'm saying.

612
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,800
Like I would agree more with doing something like that than getting shit signed online

613
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,560
that is sort of expected that you do it at home if it if it gets assigned on a day where

614
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,000
you're not working like that fucking pisses me off.

615
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:53,400
I mean, my my annual training is eight hours like on vector solutions, eight hours if you

616
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,920
watch the whole videos.

617
00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:01,840
But I think after 30 minutes each one, you can you can actually do the test at the end

618
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,120
and because the fucking same shit every year.

619
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,480
Yeah, it's like whatever.

620
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,480
Yeah.

621
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,480
What is up with those?

622
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,480
Those trainings don't do anything.

623
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,480
No, they don't.

624
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,600
It's like, don't lay people.

625
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,760
Don't be mean to your coworkers.

626
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,560
Don't come in the bathroom sink.

627
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,640
It's wet, sticky and not yours.

628
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,240
Don't touch it.

629
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,960
It's easier being a man than a woman.

630
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,080
No, no fucking way.

631
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,000
No, I'd argue that's true.

632
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
No, no, no.

633
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,560
You're saying being a man is easier.

634
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,120
That's what that's what the thing says.

635
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,120
Ah, it's tough.

636
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,120
No, no, no.

637
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,120
I mean, it's just different.

638
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,120
No, it's different.

639
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,120
Different.

640
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,120
Yeah, it is.

641
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:47,600
I mean, because like you're you're there's going to be easier career opportunities for

642
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:52,520
you in a lot of cases, which I mean shouldn't be true in my opinion, but it is.

643
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,160
We get paid more still.

644
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,680
That's not fucking true.

645
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680
It is.

646
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,080
No, no, look up the actual fucking thing with that.

647
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,840
You know why it says men get paid more if you actually look at the actual generic like

648
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,800
people, they still count the Fortune 500 companies.

649
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,560
And because those guys make so much more than everybody else.

650
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,840
Notice how there's not a lot of women in that Fortune 500.

651
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,260
Yeah, because it was in the fucking 80s.

652
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:21,000
Now everybody's getting promoted are women, people of color, fucking.

653
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,880
So the glass ceiling.

654
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,600
The other solves racism.

655
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,800
No, but they really are.

656
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,400
Those are the people that are getting the promotions and shit.

657
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:34,160
But right now, because the Fortune 500 and people like Elon Musk and fucking Zuck, they

658
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,000
have so much fucking money that it makes the entire thing.

659
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,760
Which, by the way, we're not 80s.

660
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760
So not anymore.

661
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,120
But it's Facebook.

662
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:49,200
But like, if you look at that shit, if you look at that shit, the average American, not

663
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,280
the fucking if you take off the top one percent, the average American woman makes more than

664
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280
an American man.

665
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280
I doubt that.

666
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,280
That's that's true.

667
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,280
Look it up.

668
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,280
Show me the fact.

669
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,280
Show me the fucking.

670
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,280
You show me the fact.

671
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:05,640
I mean, it better not be from fucking info awards.

672
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,120
But like, no, it's I truly do believe there still is a wage gap.

673
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,600
There is not as fucking idiot.

674
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,240
It's not as significant.

675
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,240
You're wrong.

676
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,000
Well, I mean, the argument always is like, you know, men are out there doing the jobs

677
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,320
women really don't want.

678
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,120
Like that argument can be made to.

679
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,120
I mean, I do.

680
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,880
You do see some women out there working like blue collar jobs, you know, but it's rare.

681
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,880
It's not as probably.

682
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,880
But they're out there now.

683
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,400
Like if you watch like videos on YouTube of like European countries, there's like a lot

684
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,400
of female mechanics.

685
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,000
It's kind of weird.

686
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,800
And then, you know, you're a nurse, bro.

687
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Oh, yeah.

688
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,800
Well, we go.

689
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,800
That's true.

690
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800
Yeah.

691
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800
So what?

692
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,800
Like it's a good job.

693
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,960
It's just like whatever.

694
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,680
This is like what society offers me.

695
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,680
I'm like, fine.

696
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,800
If I want a good stable job, this is one of them.

697
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,400
So the gender roles are what I see.

698
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,240
I don't think it's important.

699
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,760
If you're going to spit a fact out at me, I want to see it.

700
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,400
I don't want you just more word of mouth stuff.

701
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,360
OK, let's debunk some common myths about the pay gap myth.

702
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,840
Women earn a lot less than men.

703
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,920
The truth is, the pay gap is actually very small to non-existent.

704
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,680
Women win women average weekly earnings in full time jobs.

705
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,600
Eighty three percent of that of those of men.

706
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,480
So that translates to that.

707
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,960
It's not that good of a number.

708
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960
Eighty three.

709
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:26,320
But the thing is, it's because men take higher paying jobs.

710
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,800
And it's not like just because like they were given higher paying jobs.

711
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:37,440
It's because men take jobs that are more dangerous and have more job like skill and

712
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:44,360
specialization, while women are more likely to take like homemaker jobs and office jobs,

713
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,120
which make less than skill based jobs.

714
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,120
I mean, I agree.

715
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,600
It's the blue collar aspect is there a little bit, man.

716
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:56,920
The wage gap itself is it's it's not because you just said eighty three percent.

717
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:03,640
No, that's because the fucking let me let me finish the the wage gap is at that because

718
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:08,520
women electively take jobs that are lower paying.

719
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,600
So how would you argue that being a man is more difficult?

720
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,600
Let's get into that.

721
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,320
Let's go into the fucking dating sphere with this shit because I haven't been in a dating

722
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,320
sphere for fucking what?

723
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,540
Seven years now.

724
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:22,560
But when I was in it, it was a fucking nightmare.

725
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,560
Let's let's be real.

726
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,760
Being in a dating sphere was a fucking nightmare.

727
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:31,200
I like a lot of our app, dude, it's because it's all online now.

728
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,200
That's the problem.

729
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,200
I think it was worse when it was in person and especially with like now.

730
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:41,120
Like if you go to a fucking bar and you try to hit on a girl, you can get charged with

731
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,600
sexual harassment charge just because you fucking try to talk to this woman.

732
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Really?

733
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Yeah.

734
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,600
I mean, you need to do something to get charged.

735
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600
You can't just talk.

736
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600
Absolutely.

737
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,440
It's not true at all.

738
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,440
How are you saying hello?

739
00:30:53,440 --> 00:31:02,440
I'm trying to do a say hi officer.

740
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,440
God damn it.

741
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440
This is how I say hi in my culture.

742
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,440
Yeet.

743
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,440
Put a little finger in there.

744
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440
Smell it.

745
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440
Nope.

746
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
You're not right enough.

747
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,360
Let's go on to the next one.

748
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,040
You're also the one who on Tinder let off with the line.

749
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,040
Yes.

750
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,040
That's true.

751
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,040
That's true.

752
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,040
Yeah.

753
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,040
So I don't know.

754
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,040
So that is the way you know.

755
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,960
I got laid so many times off of that.

756
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960
So that was it.

757
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,440
You just made the argument.

758
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,880
The dating sphere was shit.

759
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,880
The dating sphere is shit.

760
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,880
You have to be an asshole.

761
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:37,040
No, because when I was trying to be a quote unquote good person in the dating sphere,

762
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:42,280
when I was still dating, when I was on Tinder, I was like, oh, hey, you want to go to the

763
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,360
movie sometimes.

764
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,400
You seem very interesting.

765
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,520
I wouldn't get fucking shit when I'm just like, hey, you got some great tits there toots.

766
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,520
I'd like to see them.

767
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,960
And they're like, oh, that's because people.

768
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,880
Tinder really just want one.

769
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,720
Yeah, that's crazy.

770
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,920
But they're like, that's very forward.

771
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,920
I like that.

772
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,920
It's like, here's my Snapchat.

773
00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,920
You want to see him?

774
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920
I'm like, yeah, I do.

775
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,920
Wow, man.

776
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,920
That's cool.

777
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,920
I mean, that's sad level.

778
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,400
That happens just because people who want to fuck like if.

779
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,200
So it helps that I'm a decently attractive guy.

780
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:15,440
Like I feel like if I was a lot uglier, I wouldn't have any of that shit.

781
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,600
But like, I'm not trying to like to sound arrogant, but like I know I'm not like really

782
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,600
ugly.

783
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,200
I'm pretty sure I'm like on like the normal side of average.

784
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:29,400
But like if I was like really ugly, like the like the lower portion of men, like you wouldn't

785
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,560
be able to do shit.

786
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,200
Like I feel bad for those guys who are just born ugly.

787
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,280
You know, so I would like to I would like to get asked the question.

788
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,960
How is it more difficult for a man because you made one point and then kind of fought

789
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,080
your own women are treated so much better than a man.

790
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,640
Tyler's saying if you're an unwanted male, like an ugly male.

791
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,280
If you're an ugly male, you're fucking worthless because you're told your whole life.

792
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,000
You're like, you know, you're ugly.

793
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
You're not going to get funny.

794
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,140
The thing is, the thing is, if you're constantly told, get money or get funny.

795
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:07,020
If you're ugly, if you're ugly in a man, you're fucking fucked.

796
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,720
If you're ugly in a woman, people will still fuck you.

797
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,960
Let's be real.

798
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,280
Guys will put their dick in pretty much anything with a vagina.

799
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,840
Like some guys.

800
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,400
But like if you're a woman and you're ugly, you have way better of a chance to get laid

801
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400
than the guy.

802
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,240
Yeah, but you're not to get a guy to stick around.

803
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,440
That could be harder.

804
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,960
I mean, getting a guy to stick around is not that hard.

805
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960
Cook for him.

806
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,840
I mean, do you see how many single moms there is?

807
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,840
That's a that's a cultural problem.

808
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,840
That's a cultural problem.

809
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,160
Again, I would like to ask how is life more difficult for a man?

810
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,520
I'm just I just want one point.

811
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,520
Legal system.

812
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,000
That's the biggest one right there.

813
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,960
Tell us how life isn't difficult for a man.

814
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,960
That it's easier.

815
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,920
Oh, what about the shelters?

816
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,360
There's no shelters for battered men or something.

817
00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,240
Oh, also, like if a woman if a man gets abused, it's like laughed off pretty much.

818
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,240
There you go.

819
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,720
That's like if you if you are a woman and you say my husband is beating me, you're going

820
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,520
to have the cops there in like two seconds to like fucking take that guy away.

821
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,080
If you're like my wife slapped me, people be like man up.

822
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,080
Yeah.

823
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,920
Like it's like shit like that that's fucking like ridiculous.

824
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:22,560
Also, if you're getting like if you get divorced, like I think it's like in like the high 90s

825
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,420
that women get custody of the child every single time.

826
00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,420
Like it's I don't know.

827
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,880
They handle that on a case by case basis.

828
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,200
But let's be real.

829
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,920
Women mostly get the children and like it because usually it's because the dude beats

830
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,920
this shit.

831
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920
No, not even that.

832
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:43,040
And just like standard things like my my friend, he just got divorced because his wife was

833
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,360
a fucking coke head, like actually on coke, like all the time.

834
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,720
And like he got divorced because he's like, you can't be doing we have fucking kids now

835
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,360
and shit like it was funny.

836
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,280
Like it was like fun when we were in college and shit.

837
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,440
But he's like they had two kids.

838
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,800
They were married for like three years and she was doing coke all the time.

839
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,520
And he was like, I can't like I don't want this around my kids.

840
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,160
But because she had better lawyers, she got custody of the kids.

841
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,080
Was she doing it in her basement or

842
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:15,160
the kitchen table next to the baby formula, especially especially in New York state.

843
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,240
If you're a man and you're trying to get custody of your kids in a divorce, you're not getting

844
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,240
it.

845
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,240
Oh no.

846
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,240
Yeah.

847
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:25,120
Because judges have a bias towards.

848
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,120
Oh hmm.

849
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,680
A bias towards you.

850
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,080
Do you realize how fucking that I'm not going to say that's not super uncommon, but in your

851
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:37,160
typical lifetime, we're talking just how a dude is compared to a woman.

852
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,360
That's an instance that's going to come up and maybe who gets sent to war one in every

853
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:45,840
like 20 of them who gets sent to war, who signs up to be in the military both to draft.

854
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,840
Yeah.

855
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840
When's the last time?

856
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:53,280
Listen, when's the last time women women get women sign up for the military, women sign

857
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,960
up for the military, but they never get talking about now like 90% of the time if you're a

858
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,000
woman, you're not getting sent to the front line 90% of the time.

859
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,760
That's actually a real fact in the military.

860
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,760
It's really pregnant.

861
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:04,760
Yeah.

862
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,760
To get pregnant.

863
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,400
Six dudes like already inside of you.

864
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,720
Yeah, I'm not going.

865
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:14,080
But like if you're a dude, you are, you're labeled as expendable because let's, let's

866
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,080
be real.

867
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,080
A man can be bail.

868
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,760
A man government thinks we're all expendable.

869
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:23,280
No, but a man, especially, but like if you look at like throughout, like, like even evolutionarily

870
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,600
men are expendable.

871
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:29,440
Women are to be cherished because a man can have like a thousand kids in a year.

872
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:33,200
Like he can fuck a thousand women to get a thousand women pregnant for a woman to have

873
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,200
a child.

874
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,200
It takes nine months.

875
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,680
You can, you can only have one kid every nine months and then you have to take care of that

876
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,880
kid and you have to do that.

877
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,440
But women are held at like a higher standard than men.

878
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:49,400
I feel like because women get away with a lot more shit than a man, that a man could

879
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,040
like, like everything.

880
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:55,600
Well, like that one girl in England, she like killed her boyfriend and she was like in med

881
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600
school.

882
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,600
Yeah.

883
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,880
And she's like, Oh, she's going to be a great contribution to society.

884
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,920
So yeah, we're going to let her off type shit.

885
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,680
You see shit like that happen both ways though, where people who just commit awful fucking

886
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,780
crimes either get put away when they didn't do them or they get off when they fucking

887
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:10,780
did do them.

888
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:11,780
That shit's super common.

889
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:12,780
All right.

890
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:16,320
Kim Kardashian, dude, she fucked over Kanye.

891
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,320
She fucked over Kanye and then start fucking Pete Davidson.

892
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,360
You took, you took fucking Pete over fucking Kanye.

893
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,360
He was a lunatic before that started though.

894
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:31,960
You see the picture of Kanye's new girlfriend, his girlfriend in the fucking, like the veil

895
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,080
that was like a condom cath.

896
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,520
That was the, that was this week's picture.

897
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,520
Yeah.

898
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,640
She's like Pete Davidson on the radio.

899
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,440
Kanye walking around without shoes.

900
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,440
Like fucking.

901
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,440
Yeah.

902
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,840
He was also wearing like fucking shoulder pads.

903
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,920
What the fuck?

904
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920
So he's still going crazy.

905
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,920
Oh yeah.

906
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,920
I don't think he's going to stop.

907
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,920
He's not running for president now, right?

908
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,960
He's been running for president like every year for the last like fucking two election

909
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,960
cycles.

910
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,040
Like my girlfriend comes home the other day.

911
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,800
She's like, I don't know where I heard it.

912
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,480
She's like, I just heard this Kanye song and it was fucking just weird.

913
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,840
I'm like, what are you saying?

914
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,280
He's like, I don't know.

915
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,280
He's just like, I'm bipolar.

916
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,280
It's my superpower.

917
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,760
It's just like, yeah, that's what he's descended into.

918
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,080
I like, I like, I like jail by Kanye West.

919
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,520
I haven't listened to any of his new stuff.

920
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,520
Dude, jail is great.

921
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,520
He's like, guess who's going to jail tonight?

922
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,480
I have heard that song.

923
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,680
You guys have played that when I've been over one of these times.

924
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,680
Yeah.

925
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,600
Off topic, but check out these fucking kicks that I got.

926
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,600
Air Force Ones.

927
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,600
St. Patrick's Day version.

928
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,720
Or is it the St. Paddy's Day part?

929
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,680
They got the plaid and the, you can't really tell, but it's like mint green.

930
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,140
I can't see it down here with the light.

931
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,080
It's like mint green and it's got plaid.

932
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,080
I like them.

933
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,080
They look nice.

934
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,480
Women should be allowed to go topless in public.

935
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,480
I agree with that.

936
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Yeah, I know you do.

937
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,480
I would.

938
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,480
Desensitize you.

939
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,720
Dude, that fucking, that, dude, did you see that French video?

940
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,720
Did you?

941
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,720
Oh my God.

942
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,720
Oh, the French video.

943
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,720
Yeah, Dan was a big fan of that video.

944
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,720
Dan really liked that.

945
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,120
Dude, that video was fucking sick.

946
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,600
No, but I think if I'm allowed to take my shirt off, a chick should be able to too.

947
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,640
I don't really see any reason why they shouldn't be.

948
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,320
Also, I just like to see titties.

949
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,320
Let's be real.

950
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,320
Like, titties.

951
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,320
Yeah, I'm not going to be offended.

952
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320
I'm not going to be wrong.

953
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320
If you got big fucking flappers out there, I'm not going to be happy.

954
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,040
They're wrapping these women up now though, like in Europe, you know, because of the cultures.

955
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,800
Now women are covering up more.

956
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,600
It's just how the future is going to be.

957
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,840
No, dude, I think America is going the other direction.

958
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,640
Yeah, like women are like straight up like fucking going almost like nude out there.

959
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,640
Really?

960
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,640
Yeah.

961
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,640
Damn, I was just on the beach.

962
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,640
I did not see that.

963
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,320
At least within the social circles I'm in.

964
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:51,160
Like, I mean, like I went to this party with my girlfriend and saw her like nursing student

965
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:57,080
friends and it was just like they could make up like one outfit in between the seven of

966
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080
them.

967
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,280
It was like just pieces of fabric here and there.

968
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,280
Pieces of fabric.

969
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,120
It was fantastic to watch from my end because it's not like I'm creeping on them.

970
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,280
I'm not trying to fucking be weird, but it's fun to be a spectator.

971
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,800
Yeah, like in a private setting, but like out in like a public pool.

972
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
Are you kidding me?

973
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,880
It's like, I don't know, unless women like to be like ogled.

974
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,520
So fucking women just les out all the time when they're fucking drunk.

975
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:27,440
Like you're not going to get me to fight you on that.

976
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,840
I do agree with you.

977
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,360
No, like women, women les out when they're drunk and dudes are just like, I'll have another

978
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,360
beer.

979
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:38,680
Yeah, it may be a bit of a generalization, but no, I feel like, okay, that frequency

980
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:43,560
in which chicks are going to kiss one another at a bar versus two dudes kissing one another

981
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,000
in a bar when they get drunk.

982
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,440
The chicks are going to fucking make out first and 9.9 out of 10 of those situations.

983
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,320
You do usually see a lot of girls kissing at the bar.

984
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,320
Fucking girlfriend does it.

985
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,600
She'll be like, I want to make out with her.

986
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,600
Can I go ahead?

987
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,640
I'd be like, by all means, like I'll fucking watch.

988
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,120
Dude, one of these times she might like it too much though.

989
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,120
No, no, no, she's not.

990
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,120
I know she doesn't swing that way.

991
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,720
Yeah, that's what you think.

992
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:14,880
What about like that one gay friend that your girlfriend has that you're like suss about?

993
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,920
You're like, the fuck's up with Kyle?

994
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,920
I used to have that situation in my old relationship.

995
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,040
I don't have a gay friend in this one.

996
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,040
Gay friend.

997
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,240
You're like, I don't know, John spends a lot of time looking at your ass.

998
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,320
Yeah, like what's going on with that?

999
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,200
What's going on with Ted, huh?

1000
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,200
Ted?

1001
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,200
Oh, Ted's gay.

1002
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,480
He was really pushing the hot dub last night.

1003
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,000
He wanted all of us to get into it.

1004
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,040
And whether he's shooting for me or you, I'm still uncomfortable.

1005
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,720
I went to a gay nightclub the other day.

1006
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,720
Yeah, you're telling me that.

1007
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,720
It was one of those LGBTQ.

1008
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:52,720
IA plus.

1009
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,720
Yeah.

1010
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,720
Did you see any of them lezing out?

1011
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,720
Plus, I believe you mean.

1012
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,720
KC.

1013
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,720
Lezing out?

1014
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,240
No, it was mostly a sausage fest.

1015
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,240
Ah, it sucks.

1016
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,080
There was a couple of gender fluid.

1017
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,080
Anybody hit on you?

1018
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,080
Makes it hard to say lezing, but.

1019
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,080
No.

1020
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,080
Sucks.

1021
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,080
We're gonna get canceled.

1022
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,080
We're getting canceled.

1023
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,040
People were more friendly in the past.

1024
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,040
Yeah, I'd say so.

1025
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,040
Yeah.

1026
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,040
Because you had to be.

1027
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,880
Because the only people that you...

1028
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,840
You wouldn't be able to talk to people on social media or anything.

1029
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,800
Yeah, you can be a dick to somebody through a keyboard.

1030
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,520
There's no balls behind that.

1031
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,200
Yeah, but when you were like...

1032
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,840
You had to know your neighbors because those were the only people that you talked to.

1033
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,840
What about Dools?

1034
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,840
Oh, Dools are sick.

1035
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,840
I wish Dools were here.

1036
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,840
These people are getting along so well.

1037
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,840
Were you here?

1038
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Did they say something about their wife?

1039
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,840
Were you here?

1040
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,520
It's like, fuck it, the last 45 years of my life, I'm on the line right now.

1041
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:51,240
Were you here for me talking about mutual combat?

1042
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240
Mutual combat?

1043
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,240
Mutual combat.

1044
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,240
No.

1045
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,240
It's like agreed upon.

1046
00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:00,200
Yeah, it's a thing out West because they still have some laws from cowboy times.

1047
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:05,920
But if you challenge a man, you can't do it to a woman, but if a man challenges a man

1048
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:10,920
to a fight and he accepts, neither of you get charged with anything.

1049
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,720
If neither of you have weapons and you just fight each other with your fist, after it's

1050
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:18,840
over, you have to shake hands according to the law.

1051
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,040
You have to beat the shit out of each other and then afterwards shake hands and then you

1052
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,400
can go your separate ways.

1053
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,680
That's like an actual thing.

1054
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,280
That's pussy though because what if you agree on it, get the shit kicked out of you and

1055
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,280
you're like, I'm not taking your hand, I'm taking you to court, bitch.

1056
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,200
That's pussy as fuck, but you didn't get the handshakes so they can do that.

1057
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:43,520
In cases like that, you can actually do the thing where you're like, because it has to

1058
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,280
be witnessed by people.

1059
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,040
So the witnesses will be like, they both agreed upon it type shit.

1060
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:53,000
Shaking your hands is kind of like sealing the whole thing, but if you both agreed upon

1061
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,120
it beforehand, they can't take it back afterwards.

1062
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,280
Oh, that makes sense.

1063
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,280
That's a good idea.

1064
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,280
I like that.

1065
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,200
I think that would really, that's kind of like the purge really.

1066
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,320
That's like living in the purge.

1067
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,120
I'm a big proponent.

1068
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,600
I really think that this should be a thing in high school.

1069
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:14,080
If you and a guy, when you were in high school, if you and a guy got into an argument and

1070
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:18,160
you want to settle it with violence, I think that there should be a boxing thing after

1071
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,160
school.

1072
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,160
Yeah, violence is a broad term.

1073
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,480
No, like with DeFist.

1074
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,360
Like you go, hey, I want to fight you.

1075
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,160
I challenge you to a match after school.

1076
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,480
Look at one of those big sumo.

1077
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,920
But like you both just get boxing gloves and you fight each other in the boxing ring at

1078
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,920
the school.

1079
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,160
I feel like every school should have a boxing ring.

1080
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,440
I feel like every school should have a boxing club.

1081
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:44,640
And I think that it, I think boxing should be a required thing for men to take.

1082
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,800
I feel like it teaches you toughness, discipline.

1083
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,240
Yeah, but there's a million different ways to learn those qualities.

1084
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,720
It doesn't need to be boxing.

1085
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,480
Like they made us wrestle in like PE and shit.

1086
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,720
Tyler's saying we should have mutual combat in schools.

1087
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,280
That's where you lost me was in the schools.

1088
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,800
I agree with mutual.

1089
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,400
I mean, they already have mutual combat.

1090
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,360
I'm just saying like that's a sidebar for me type thing.

1091
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,400
They already have AR-15 in schools.

1092
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,440
So go fuck yourself, Casey.

1093
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,320
Jesus Christ.

1094
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,720
They should have shooting ranges in schools.

1095
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:17,720
They actually do.

1096
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,720
Military Academy.

1097
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,720
My brother goes to one.

1098
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,640
So like the school shooters can practice.

1099
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:26,040
My brother goes to a military academy and they actually have a shooting club where they

1100
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:30,840
have rifles that they go to the firing range and can shoot shit.

1101
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,920
Oh man, that sounds fun.

1102
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,400
Yeah, you got to like to shoot.

1103
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,680
He got a metal for it.

1104
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,000
Sharp shooter metal.

1105
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Shoot.

1106
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,320
But don't be mean to him.

1107
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,440
Don't be mean to him in the whole way.

1108
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,560
If you met my, oh no, you guys did meet my brother.

1109
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,280
My brother is the complete opposite.

1110
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,560
My brother is the complete opposite of me.

1111
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:59,160
If you take me and you do the complete opposite, he's a fucking borderline genius.

1112
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,800
He has a 90, no, he has 102 average in school.

1113
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,280
He's very polite, doesn't swear.

1114
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,360
He is very, very awful at talking to women.

1115
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,440
He does not know how to talk to women at all.

1116
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,480
I keep on trying to like get it, get it.

1117
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,480
15, 16.

1118
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Well, that's normal.

1119
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,480
Yeah.

1120
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,480
He's got time to develop it.

1121
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,480
He's got time to develop it.

1122
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:27,240
But like, dude, he literally, so I'm going to tell you something here.

1123
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:31,800
My brother has been seeing this girl for the last three years.

1124
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,160
He went on, he went to three dances with her.

1125
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,040
He took her to the movies and he says like, I don't think she likes me.

1126
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,360
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

1127
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,520
He's like, I don't think she likes me.

1128
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,520
I don't know.

1129
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,800
And I'm like, bro, you went to the movies and you went to three dances with her and

1130
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,440
she wants to go to another dance with you.

1131
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,680
Like you're in there, bro.

1132
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,680
He's just like, yeah.

1133
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,680
And then he didn't ask her out.

1134
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,320
And then she's like, yeah, I'm moving on.

1135
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,920
And then she's like, yeah, you see, you see, she didn't like me.

1136
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,920
I'm like, bro.

1137
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,760
Well, it sounds like he probably didn't like her all that much.

1138
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,760
No, he did.

1139
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,920
Like he was like fucking goo goo eyes over her, but he was a fucking genius.

1140
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,080
He probably saw that she wasn't really interested or some shit.

1141
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,080
I don't know.

1142
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,440
You gotta give him a little bit of credit.

1143
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,680
There had to be some thought to put that into his head.

1144
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,760
No, I don't give him credit at all.

1145
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,760
Oh my God.

1146
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,840
He's some shit like that.

1147
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,800
So borderline genius fucking retarded with women.

1148
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,560
No, that's the thing.

1149
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,320
He's a borderline genius, like academically, socially fucking retarded.

1150
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,520
Take him through Tyler's Tinder Academy.

1151
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,080
Tyler's Tinder Academy.

1152
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,480
Hey, baby cakes.

1153
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:43,320
You got some fantastic tits.

1154
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,760
That's how you started off, because you're going to get one of six responses.

1155
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:50,520
You're like, how about you send me a picture of your footsies?

1156
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,240
I want to see them tootsie rolls.

1157
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,920
You can see your brother just being like, I don't think they want to hear that.

1158
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:02,440
You're like, no, no, no, they'll eat this shit up.

1159
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,960
Smoking a cigarette being like, listen, kid.

1160
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,800
Oh my God.

1161
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,120
Hey, big bro, I think you've had enough skull vodka for tonight.

1162
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,120
No.

1163
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,800
Give me your fucking phone.

1164
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,600
We're taking better profile pictures.

1165
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,960
Take your shirt off.

1166
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,000
My brother's fucking shredded.

1167
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
He's also taller than me.

1168
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
He's 15.

1169
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
That's cool, man.

1170
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Sounds like a badass.

1171
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Delivering.

1172
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
He shoots guns.

1173
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Yeah, but I fucking, I took him boxing once and I fucking kicked the shit out of him.

1174
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,360
I mean, I would fucking hope so.

1175
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,360
You got like 10 years.

1176
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:41,880
I got 10 years of boxing experience and 10 years on him.

1177
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:46,040
I think he knew he was going to get his shit rocked when he walked in the rain.

1178
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,080
I'm like, come on, bro, let's go.

1179
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,280
Can't we just do something else to bond?

1180
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,280
Fucking Christ.

1181
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,080
I didn't even wear head gear.

1182
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,440
I'm like, put head gear on.

1183
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,440
He's like, okay.

1184
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,000
He's like, are you going to wear head gear?

1185
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I'm like, no.

1186
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I fucking rocked him.

1187
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:08,480
He's like, fucking rocky Balboa takes down a 15 year old.

1188
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,480
They learn discipline.

1189
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
You're a man now.

1190
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,480
Get up, pussy.

1191
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,720
One, two, three, four.

1192
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,600
I don't care if your vision's blurry.

1193
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Shake it off.

1194
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,480
How many fingers am I holding up?

1195
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,480
Seven?

1196
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,480
Close enough.

1197
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,480
Yeah, man.

1198
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,480
All right.

1199
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,760
Give us the next one here, Casey.

1200
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,760
Yeah.

1201
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,880
Delivering leaflets at people's homes is still a great way to advertise.

1202
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,880
Oh, fuck.

1203
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,760
I don't even know what a leaflet is.

1204
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,840
I had one of those dudes earlier.

1205
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,840
I think it was yesterday.

1206
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,840
Are those like the fucking solicitors?

1207
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,840
Yeah.

1208
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:47,160
He just knocks on my, he like opens up the storm door and knocks on my door and rings

1209
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:48,960
the doorbell and I'm like trying to sleep.

1210
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,320
I like woke up in a like a straight panic.

1211
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,240
Oh, I'm like, who is this guy?

1212
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,240
I looked at our ring camera.

1213
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,360
I was like, I was just one of those assholes.

1214
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:03,400
I actually, I actually answered the answer with the fucking go away.

1215
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:08,400
I was fucking, I was sleeping on my couch and I have a, I have like a gun safe underneath

1216
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:14,480
my couch and like I had a guy like ring my doorbell at nine o'clock at night and I was

1217
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,240
like there by myself.

1218
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:20,920
So I fucking grabbed my gun out from underneath the couch and I fucking answered the door.

1219
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,280
I'm like, who the fuck are you?

1220
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,840
He's like, Whoa, sir, would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

1221
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,240
And I fucking racked it and he just went away.

1222
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:33,600
Next time one of those guys comes up with my porch, I'm just going to have a debate

1223
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,600
with them.

1224
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,960
Be like, I don't believe any of that shit.

1225
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,640
I really did the fucking whole fucking hillbilly.

1226
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,760
You got to get one of them on the time.

1227
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,480
Yo, what the fuck did Jehovah witness by the way?

1228
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,360
Dan, so we can ask him.

1229
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,240
No, I'm asking what Jehovah witness.

1230
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:55,640
I think Jehovah have witnesses.

1231
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,480
I think it's Jehovah had witnesses.

1232
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,200
But what did they witness Jehovah do then?

1233
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,200
Piss his pants.

1234
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,200
Okay.

1235
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,000
You're going to get one of those guys on the podcast.

1236
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,120
Place a bulk order of horse gum.

1237
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,680
I thought Dan was a kid.

1238
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,680
Did he say that?

1239
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,680
Or he a Mormon?

1240
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,240
I know he's the same thing.

1241
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:15,240
I think he's a Jehovah.

1242
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,880
I think we could ask him about shit.

1243
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,120
I thought Jehovah's witnesses were Mormons.

1244
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,120
No, are they not?

1245
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,200
No, the church of Latter-day Saints is.

1246
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,320
Oh, that's what I'm thinking.

1247
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,320
A Latter-day Saints.

1248
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,320
Yeah.

1249
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,400
What are their holy animals is a fucking seagull.

1250
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:35,240
You know why one of their holy animals is a seagull?

1251
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,960
Because they kept on getting locust swarms and shit.

1252
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,320
And a swarm of seagulls came through and ate all the fucking locusts.

1253
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,360
And they're able to grow their fucking crops and shit.

1254
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,360
It's a sign from God.

1255
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,360
How about this?

1256
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,760
The US is the best country to live in.

1257
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,760
God damn right.

1258
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,760
Red blood of Americans over here.

1259
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,760
The United States is the best country that has ever existed.

1260
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,760
And we'll ever be the best country in the world.

1261
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,360
The United States is the best country that has ever existed and will ever exist on this

1262
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,360
planet.

1263
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,360
The US of A, brother.

1264
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,360
Hell yeah.

1265
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,360
That's a tough one.

1266
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,360
I mean, it's like I'm on their team.

1267
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,360
But I don't know.

1268
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,360
Friday Fire will not be tolerated.

1269
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,720
But like at the same time, I don't know.

1270
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,320
I mean, what places would be more dope to live?

1271
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,320
Nowhere.

1272
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,320
Okay.

1273
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,320
Well, I know that that's your opinion.

1274
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,320
But I just want to see what some other opinions could be.

1275
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,320
Fucking Canada.

1276
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,320
Canada fucking sucks.

1277
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,320
Fuck Canada.

1278
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,320
Norway.

1279
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,320
It's such a barren fucking wasteland.

1280
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,320
Norway is a good argument.

1281
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,320
I'll take Norway.

1282
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,320
I mean, it's cold as fuck there too.

1283
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,320
They're also super racist though.

1284
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,320
I mean, they're actually a very progressive country.

1285
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,320
But racist to other racists that aren't white.

1286
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,320
I mean, it's the same as anywhere else.

1287
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,320
Like if you go into their main cities, they're very tolerant.

1288
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:51,320
But yeah, if you go up to some dude whose bloodline has been in the fucking highlands

1289
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:56,320
for like 700 years, they're probably not going to take too kindly to a skin color they've

1290
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,320
never seen before.

1291
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,320
Like what's this?

1292
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,320
Black?

1293
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,320
I'm not defending that opinion either.

1294
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,320
But I'm just saying I'm sure it does exist in Norway.

1295
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,320
There are racisms everywhere though.

1296
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,320
It's just varying degrees.

1297
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,320
I always like I'm thinking about like, you know, traveling the country and shit.

1298
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,320
And I'm like, oh man, what if I go down south?

1299
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,320
And I'm like, oh wait, I'm white.

1300
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,320
I don't have to worry about that shit.

1301
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,320
Oh right.

1302
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,320
Yeah.

1303
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,320
And like Atlanta or anything.

1304
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,320
No, you'll be fine.

1305
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,320
I do.

1306
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,320
I grew up in cities, so I know how to act in a city.

1307
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,320
But also I don't know how to act in the country.

1308
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:36,320
So if I can go to the country, I'm like, I'm related to the general.

1309
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,320
Which one?

1310
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,320
We.

1311
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,320
Country.

1312
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,320
I love that.

1313
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,320
Yeah.

1314
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,320
Yeah.

1315
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,320
Anyway, at least bloodline is fine with me.

1316
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,320
Get this kid a bear.

1317
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,320
So that's where you want to go down south?

1318
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,320
No, I mean, I just I want to travel like the whole country.

1319
00:53:52,320 --> 00:54:02,320
Like I want to get like a I want to like refit a fucking like bus or an ambulance or something and kind of like drive around the country with my my wife after I retire.

1320
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,320
I think it'll be fun.

1321
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,320
I think you got to do it.

1322
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,320
You don't want this.

1323
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,320
You don't want the ghost.

1324
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,320
The spooky boy is chilling with you.

1325
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,320
I can just get like a brand.

1326
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:15,320
Like if I fucking save up enough, I could get like a brand new one and like fucking outfit it like for that.

1327
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,320
The only one, the only ambulance, one's nine baby.

1328
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:31,320
I know that's what I was going to say is I remember I said when we were leaving, leaving that job, it was like, well, if like if they ever put one up and I'm making more money at the time, like it's like going out, but like it's still might have a little life to it.

1329
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:35,320
I wouldn't mind buying one taken into like fucking music fest shit.

1330
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,320
Ambulance not baby.

1331
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,320
Yeah.

1332
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:43,320
I mean, obviously they need to de letter it like you can't just be driving around with the green stripes.

1333
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,320
You could, yeah, you could have the stripes.

1334
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,320
There the music festival.

1335
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,320
Like that's a headache because I just go in to see Grateful Dead.

1336
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,320
Yeah.

1337
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,320
Casey.

1338
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,320
And it was like just so many people.

1339
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,320
I was saying I've never been to a festival.

1340
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,320
You can't.

1341
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,320
We never even saw the stage.

1342
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,320
It was never.

1343
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,320
I've never been to a festival.

1344
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:06,320
I've been like like standard like concerts, like one off concerts and shit, but I've never been like an actual like festival fest.

1345
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,320
Yeah.

1346
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,320
I mean it like multiple days.

1347
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,320
Yeah.

1348
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,320
I've never been to one either.

1349
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,320
I feel like it'd be fun though.

1350
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,320
I think it would be.

1351
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,320
I think it's a matter.

1352
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,320
People think it's a matter of staying hydrated.

1353
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,320
Yeah.

1354
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,320
I have so many friends that go to them.

1355
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,320
Yeah.

1356
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,320
And they did.

1357
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,320
Yeah.

1358
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,320
Well, there's kicks with their tits out everywhere.

1359
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,320
It fucking great.

1360
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,320
Yeah.

1361
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,320
There you go.

1362
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:29,320
Like I have friends that go to fucking EDM rallies and like, yeah, I popped the fucking Molly and then like I went.

1363
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,320
Yeah.

1364
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,320
I went through my water, but like we were in the front row.

1365
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:37,320
So I just danced all fucking day while doing more Molly.

1366
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,320
He's like, and I like was out by day two.

1367
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,320
He's like, I fucking should have been in a hospital the next day.

1368
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,320
I was so fucking dehydrated.

1369
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,320
It's like, that's the thing.

1370
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,320
I was like, right.

1371
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:53,320
If you it's not like if you were like one of those fucking camelback things like with the military ones.

1372
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,320
Yeah.

1373
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,320
Yeah.

1374
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,320
They make them for hiking too.

1375
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,320
They're cheaper than you'd think they would be the water bladders.

1376
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,320
Yeah.

1377
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,320
Carry it around on your back.

1378
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,320
Yeah.

1379
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,320
They're not that heavy though.

1380
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,320
If you're like doing all that, you probably want to like take your shirt off and shit.

1381
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,320
That's what I'm envisioning.

1382
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,320
A lot of people lights and stuff.

1383
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,320
Fucking.

1384
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,320
Yeah.

1385
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,320
That sounds fun.

1386
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,320
Yeah.

1387
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,320
Yeah.

1388
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,320
Yeah.

1389
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,320
You ever hear of fire festival?

1390
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,320
No.

1391
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,320
I.

1392
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,320
Fire festival is wild.

1393
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,320
He's trying to start another.

1394
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,320
Fire festival.

1395
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,320
Yeah.

1396
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,320
I don't think he's calling it that name.

1397
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,320
So fire festival was a disaster.

1398
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,320
Yeah.

1399
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,320
This dude just and he was like a con artist.

1400
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:36,320
He had run all these schemes with credit and debit cards and all this shit.

1401
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:41,320
And he announced this festival and had just enough connections.

1402
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,320
And at first he completely fucking lied.

1403
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:48,320
He just announced this whole lineup of bands that he hadn't even spoken to yet.

1404
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,320
But then they just started to believe it was real.

1405
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,320
Like he said, he bought this island and he was putting like water.

1406
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,320
Also, it was like Al Capone's like, like getaway.

1407
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,320
Oh no, it's Pablo Escobar.

1408
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,320
Pablo Escobar.

1409
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,320
It wasn't.

1410
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,320
Yeah.

1411
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,320
Well, it was, but it just, they didn't buy it off of like the Esco.

1412
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,320
I can't remember.

1413
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,320
It served some super minor purpose for him.

1414
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,320
Like he owned it, but never went to the island.

1415
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,320
And then there had been like five or six owners since him.

1416
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,320
Yeah.

1417
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,320
It was a stretch to call it.

1418
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,320
Like your own private island.

1419
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,320
It was a fucking peninsula.

1420
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,320
It wasn't even an island.

1421
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,320
Yeah.

1422
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,320
Yeah.

1423
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,320
Like your own.

1424
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:28,320
He did buy the island, but then they realized that it wasn't going to fucking work.

1425
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:33,320
So they moved it to that peninsula, which was like just this flattened industrial park

1426
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,320
for the most part.

1427
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,320
And then they just started putting up like, and they said like they were selling all these

1428
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,320
cabanas and shit.

1429
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,320
Yeah.

1430
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:45,320
It was like fucking beautiful, like pavilions and fully made cottages and stuff.

1431
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,320
Cool.

1432
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:50,320
And it ended up being just like a mattress without a sheet on it.

1433
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Like a fucking like fema domes.

1434
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,320
Yeah.

1435
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,320
Yeah.

1436
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,320
They were literally old fema domes.

1437
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,320
That's what they were like.

1438
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:01,320
Disaster relief ones that had like expired or some shit were like surplus.

1439
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,320
And there wasn't nearly enough of them.

1440
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,320
And it just looks like the fucking it looks like a fucking zombie apocalypse.

1441
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,320
If you watch it, there's people fighting for mattresses.

1442
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,320
They had lockers.

1443
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,320
They put lockers in.

1444
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:15,320
They put lockers in.

1445
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,320
But then the lockers got taken back because they didn't pay for them.

1446
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,320
And all the shit that was in the lockers got taken away.

1447
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,320
And then everything down there, you had to buy firebox bucks or something because they

1448
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,320
said it was a completely cashless event.

1449
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,320
You had to put it on like your fucking like wristband or whatever.

1450
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,320
They made it sound like this was really well thought out.

1451
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,320
But this would have taken years to organize.

1452
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,320
And he said six months.

1453
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,320
Yeah. Six months.

1454
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,320
And they just sort of fucking tried to make it happen.

1455
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,320
They're like wasn't running water.

1456
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,320
I don't think a single musical act actually played out it.

1457
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,320
No, they all fucking they all bailed from it.

1458
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,320
And they there wasn't enough food.

1459
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,320
Like it's not.

1460
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,320
Jenner was supposed to go.

1461
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,320
But then she like saw it and she's like, I'm out.

1462
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,320
Yeah.

1463
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,320
It was just fucking nightmare.

1464
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,320
Like it was this and the town like couldn't handle it.

1465
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,320
I think Woodstock were like it's a small ass town with that many people in it.

1466
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:08,320
And it's like an already poor community that they had like outsourced work from the

1467
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,320
community because they knew that all these people would take the jobs and then they

1468
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,320
weren't paying them because they didn't have the money.

1469
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,320
So they were quitting.

1470
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,320
So there was no fucking staff for the thing.

1471
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,320
Like it was just it was a complete fucking train.

1472
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,320
And then they got sued to fucking oblivion.

1473
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,320
Yeah. And somehow the guy the guy I think went to prison for a couple of years.

1474
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:30,320
And now he's trying to like get another he's trying to fucking point another one.

1475
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,320
Also had a fucking like hand in it.

1476
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,320
Yeah.

1477
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,320
Ray J. Yeah, it was Ray J.

1478
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,320
Or some some other.

1479
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,320
I think it was Ray J.

1480
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:43,320
He had like some big he had some his only connection and he made it seem like he was

1481
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,320
best friends with them and he was promoting it.

1482
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:50,320
And he was like he was the dude that was like doing all the press conferences for it and

1483
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,320
shit.

1484
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,320
So it came across as super legit.

1485
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,320
The website was super legit.

1486
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,320
Everything about it seemed real.

1487
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,320
The artist said they were going to do it.

1488
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,320
But the artist didn't know it was going to self destruct.

1489
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,320
And a lot of them were advised against it.

1490
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,320
But it was just it's a fucking nightmare.

1491
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,320
It's like Woodstock 98.

1492
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,320
But they didn't make any money on them.

1493
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,320
Ninety nine ninety nine Woodstock.

1494
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,320
Yeah.

1495
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:18,320
Good for the Woodstock shouldn't have worked like the first one shouldn't have fucking

1496
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:23,320
worked like also like the John Lennon.

1497
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:24,320
Fuck you.

1498
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:25,320
Fuck John Lennon.

1499
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:30,320
I want to bring him back to life and fucking vaporize him down to his fucking Adams.

1500
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,320
I fucking hate John Lennon.

1501
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,320
John Lennon or Joel Olsteen.

1502
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,320
Oh that's a tough one.

1503
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,320
Wow.

1504
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,320
That's a real tough one.

1505
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:41,320
Fuck.

1506
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:48,320
So like if like I was in a room with a gun and I had one bullet and it was Joel Olsteen.

1507
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,320
You have two.

1508
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,320
You have two bullets.

1509
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,320
I had to shoot one of them twice.

1510
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,320
And you can't try to fucking light up a collateral.

1511
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,320
I can't do a collateral.

1512
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,320
No collats.

1513
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,320
You truly.

1514
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,320
They're both in separate rooms.

1515
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,320
You're given a gun and two bullets.

1516
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,320
You get to go into one of the rooms and murder them.

1517
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,320
That's a tough one.

1518
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,320
There is no possible outcome where you murder.

1519
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:19,320
Is this is this is John Lennon still going to be alive or is it just like a like clone

1520
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:23,320
of him depends how fucking well you fucking shoot bro.

1521
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,320
No no I'm saying we brought him back to life.

1522
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,320
He's the fucking little fucking wiggly walk.

1523
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,320
Okay.

1524
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:35,320
Is he doing the wiggly walk the entire time that I'm like looking at both the rooms.

1525
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,320
That's that picture is the basis for why I dislike John Lennon.

1526
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,320
Yes.

1527
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,320
And it's also fucking.

1528
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,320
But like is he doing is he doing the wiggly walk the entire time in the room.

1529
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:49,320
No but he just so it would be like let's just imagine he was like going to bed that night

1530
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,320
and got teleported to this room that you could potentially murder him.

1531
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,320
And he's still wearing the top hat.

1532
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,320
Oh he's not doing the wiggly walk.

1533
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,320
He's scared for his life.

1534
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,320
He knows you might kill him.

1535
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,320
What's Joe Olson doing.

1536
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,320
Is he afraid.

1537
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,320
I'd say do I get to put the fear of God in these people.

1538
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,320
I feel like I feel like it's subject to how they'd react to it.

1539
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,320
I feel like John Lennon would be horrified that you're going to murder him.

1540
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,320
But I feel like Joel Olstein might be like fucking.

1541
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,320
I don't know.

1542
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,320
So do I get to talk to both of them.

1543
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,320
Do I get to do I or do I have to just pick one room.

1544
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,320
You pick that room and walk in.

1545
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:28,320
You don't know.

1546
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,320
No because I would love to get too deep into it.

1547
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,320
I'd love to put the fear of God in Joel Olstein.

1548
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,320
You could shoot him in the kneecap and fucking.

1549
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,320
No no no no no no no.

1550
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,320
I would want to like if I would kill John Lennon again.

1551
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:45,320
I'd kill him again just to make sure that he just doesn't exist anymore.

1552
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:52,320
But I would want to go in and threaten Joel Olstein afterwards and be like it was almost you.

1553
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,320
It was this close.

1554
01:02:54,320 --> 01:03:00,320
Any other day if he wasn't wearing the fucking top hat your ass was grass.

1555
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,320
So who are two people that you despise.

1556
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:09,320
Like if you had if you had that same thing who would be a tough two for you.

1557
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,320
Throw out some names for me try to make it easy for me.

1558
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,320
Amy Schumer.

1559
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,320
I'll sit.

1560
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,320
Oh that's I mean I do dislike her.

1561
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:19,320
I don't know if I want to put a bullet in her though.

1562
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,320
Adolf Hitler.

1563
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,320
Okay that's a good one.

1564
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,320
Joseph Stalin.

1565
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,320
I got Stalin too.

1566
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:32,320
Fucking Joel fucking not Joel Olstein fucking John Lennon.

1567
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,320
I know you don't hate him as much as I do.

1568
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,320
I don't hate him as much as you so far.

1569
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:44,320
I would I would kill Stalin and Adolf but fucking Bill Cosby.

1570
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,320
He is a fucking weirdo man.

1571
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,320
Jeffrey Epstein.

1572
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,320
Yeah he'd get a bullet.

1573
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,320
If it was Hitler and Epstein.

1574
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,320
Yeah you mean you got to go with Hitler there.

1575
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:59,320
I mean I fucking hate them both but you got to fucking.

1576
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,320
Hitler's gone.

1577
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:01,320
Yeah there you go.

1578
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,320
He's eradicated.

1579
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:06,320
You know who used to drive me crazy was Dakota Fanning because she was like in every movie

1580
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,320
for a little while.

1581
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,320
I mean she had like the every girl look you know.

1582
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,320
Yeah.

1583
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,320
Like she wasn't like hot but she was passable you know.

1584
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:18,320
Yeah I don't know why she like kind of annoyed me you know like ah but now I like her so.

1585
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,320
I don't really have anybody I'd want to kill.

1586
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,320
I'm trying to think of fucking actors that I despise.

1587
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,320
That's what I'm trying to think of.

1588
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,320
Mel Gibson.

1589
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,320
Mostly actors.

1590
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:31,320
I mean Mel Gibson but even though I mean bro he's got some good movies before he was a

1591
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:35,320
lunatic well before he's public about being a racist asshole.

1592
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,320
But like fucking grave signs.

1593
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,320
The fucking passion.

1594
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,320
Oh.

1595
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,320
It's such a Mel Gibson movie.

1596
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,320
Is it?

1597
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,320
I've never seen it.

1598
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,320
It's such a Mel Gibson movie.

1599
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,320
It's the most accurate depiction of Christ being crucified.

1600
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:52,320
That must have been emotional for you.

1601
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,320
It was it's a rough watch.

1602
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,320
It's a rough watch.

1603
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:58,320
But like you're like he did this for us you know.

1604
01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,320
God damn.

1605
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,320
I'm trying to think of people I really just don't like.

1606
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,320
That's probably a good thing.

1607
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,320
John Lennon.

1608
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:09,320
In terms of musical artists John Lennon's up there.

1609
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:11,320
There's also like I don't know.

1610
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,320
Okay John Lennon and what's his name?

1611
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,320
You can get like 2004.

1612
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,320
Oh I fucking love Paul.

1613
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,320
I like Paul too.

1614
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,320
I was just wondering where you were at.

1615
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,320
I fucking love Paul McCartney.

1616
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:26,320
I'm sorry Sir Paul McCartney my bad.

1617
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:27,320
Little Yachty.

1618
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,320
What if we get a YNW.

1619
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,320
Okay.

1620
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,320
What about Melly.

1621
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,320
If you were able to bring back a music artist.

1622
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,320
To kill them.

1623
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:37,320
No just to let them.

1624
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,320
Little Peep.

1625
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:39,320
Oh that's tough.

1626
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:40,320
No.

1627
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,320
Who would it be?

1628
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,320
Who would it bring back.

1629
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,320
There's people who live their lives much more actively.

1630
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,320
What about the guy from Sublime.

1631
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,320
I was always like oh that guy seemed like he'd have a lot of great albums.

1632
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,320
Nah bro bring back X.

1633
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,320
You'd bring back X?

1634
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,320
No.

1635
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,320
Contest the home.

1636
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,320
I would put Juice and Little Peep miles in front of X.

1637
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,320
Fuck you.

1638
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,320
I would.

1639
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,320
Really.

1640
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:03,320
I would.

1641
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:07,320
I mean I like all three of them but I don't like X nearly as much.

1642
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,320
You gonna go with a solo look?

1643
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,320
Jesus Christ.

1644
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:13,320
Fuck if I could bring anybody back.

1645
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,320
There's so many.

1646
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:17,320
There's so many to think of it's fucking.

1647
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,320
Eddie Van Halen.

1648
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,320
Oh yeah.

1649
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:20,320
Cool.

1650
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,320
He just died he was like 60.

1651
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,320
He lived a full life.

1652
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,320
Nah dude I wanna hear more fucking Eddie.

1653
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,320
Kurt Cobain.

1654
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:29,320
Fuck him.

1655
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,320
That's one that you got it.

1656
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,320
Now fuck him really.

1657
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,320
I hate Kurt Cobain too.

1658
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,320
He's such a whiny little bitch.

1659
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,320
He also didn't kill himself though.

1660
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,320
I don't believe that he killed himself.

1661
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:43,320
I think he killed himself but it was more or less her fault.

1662
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,320
Fucking whatever named Courtney Love or.

1663
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,320
Yep.

1664
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,320
What about Amy Winehouse.

1665
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,320
I think she was in like the 27 Club.

1666
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,320
She was hot.

1667
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,320
Yeah she was 27.

1668
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,320
Kurt Cobain.

1669
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:57,320
So you know who started the 27 Club?

1670
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,320
Robert Johnson.

1671
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,320
I'm pretty sure it was Jim Morrison.

1672
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,320
No it was Robert Johnson.

1673
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,320
He died at 27.

1674
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,320
My phone's dead I can't fact check you retards.

1675
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,320
Oh look it up baby.

1676
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,320
Also fucking look at this picture.

1677
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,320
You don't wanna shoot this guy in the fucking head.

1678
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:15,320
Fuck this guy.

1679
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,320
Dude that picture is so infuriating.

1680
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,320
If I saw him.

1681
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:26,320
He's one of those people like you know there was kids that would act that way in high school and you'd be like I don't even know your name but I wanna fucking punch you.

1682
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,320
Or maybe that's just violent tendencies I don't know.

1683
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:38,320
But it's like you're telling me you've never seen somebody and you're just like I can just hear the tone of your voice and the way you carry yourself and you fucking irritate the fuck out of me.

1684
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,320
I wanna curse stop fucking.

1685
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,320
Totally.

1686
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:42,320
Who was the first member?

1687
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,320
Robert Johnson was the first member of the 27 Club.

1688
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,320
Was he an actor or something?

1689
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,320
That's true it does say that.

1690
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,320
It does say that Casey.

1691
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,320
Oh.

1692
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,320
Tell us more 27 Club people.

1693
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,320
It does in fact say that.

1694
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320
Did you ever hear about Robert Johnson?

1695
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,320
Only 1% of the truth here on Untitled.

1696
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,320
He's the guy who sold his soul to the devil to play guitar.

1697
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:00,320
Oh get out.

1698
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,320
Yeah.

1699
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,320
Oh cool.

1700
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:07,320
He's the real life story of the devil went down to Georgia as Casey kept saying.

1701
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,320
Who else is in the 27 Club?

1702
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,320
Let's look it up.

1703
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:12,320
There's a bunch of people.

1704
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:13,320
There's a bunch of people.

1705
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,320
Cobain isn't it?

1706
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,320
Cobain was 21.

1707
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,320
Yeah Peep was young.

1708
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,320
Peep was young, Juice was young, X was young.

1709
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,320
They didn't even make it that far.

1710
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:28,320
If I must go and die at fucking 27.

1711
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:34,320
MGK had that one album and then he released another and I was like wow I fucking hate this.

1712
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:40,320
Dude the first fucking pop punk album fucking well is it Take Us To My Downfall?

1713
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:41,320
Yeah.

1714
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:49,320
It's all good.

1715
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,320
Breakstick in half.

1716
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:58,320
Identifying members of the 27 Club.

1717
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,320
Robert Johnson was number one.

1718
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:07,320
Died in 1848.

1719
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:12,320
Let's start going up to people that we actually know.

1720
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,320
Jimi Hendrix.

1721
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,320
Jimi Hendrix.

1722
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:16,320
Actually I would want to see Jimi Hendrix as like an old man.

1723
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,320
I feel like he would play.

1724
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,320
He would just keep getting better.

1725
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:20,320
Right?

1726
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,320
Yeah.

1727
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,320
He probably would put out some good shit.

1728
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:25,320
Oh dude I think Jimi Hendrix would have put out some lying and fucking shit.

1729
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,320
It's the small song in the background dude.

1730
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:31,320
Janis Joplin.

1731
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:35,320
She's in the 27 Club.

1732
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:36,320
Jim Morrison.

1733
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:37,320
It's so crazy.

1734
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,320
I'll take some big ass stroke.

1735
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,320
Jim Morrison.

1736
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:44,320
Fucking James Dean is in the 27 Club.

1737
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,320
Oh yeah.

1738
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:46,320
Actor.

1739
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,320
Dave Maxson.

1740
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,320
She goes.

1741
01:09:48,320 --> 01:10:00,320
I gotta see the video for this.

1742
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,320
Kurt Cobain.

1743
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,320
Christian Papp.

1744
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,320
Andres Escobar.

1745
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:06,320
Fat Pat.

1746
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:13,320
I don't know who Fat Pat is.

1747
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:19,320
Damien Damo Morris.

1748
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,320
Amy Winehouse.

1749
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,320
Richard Turner.

1750
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,320
Schott.

1751
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,320
Tyler Skaggs.

1752
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:28,320
I don't know who that is.

1753
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:29,320
Oh Tyler Skaggs.

1754
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:34,320
Yeah he was that picture on the Angels that died from a heroin overdose.

1755
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,320
An obiate overdose from his fucking assistant trainer.

1756
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:41,320
He gave him this fucking lace shit that killed him.

1757
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:46,320
And the next game, crazy fact about him, the next game the Angels played they pitched a

1758
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,320
combined perfect game.

1759
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,320
Yeah.

1760
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,320
It wasn't one pitcher.

1761
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,320
Cracks taking half.

1762
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:59,320
Cracks taking half.

1763
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:04,320
Cracks taking half.

1764
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,320
Alright.

1765
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:06,320
Alright.

1766
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,320
Alright I gotta go.

1767
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,320
Alright we're gonna take a break.

1768
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,320
I wanna talk to our podcast.

1769
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,320
Bye.

1770
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,320
We'll be back.

1771
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:22,320
We're out here in Paris.

1772
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:32,320
We're out here in Paris.

1773
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,320
Balls so hard will the fuckers wanna find me.

1774
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,320
Which one is his most potent?

1775
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,320
Yeah welcome back.

1776
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,320
I think that one.

1777
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,320
I'm telling you.

1778
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,320
It's hard to guess.

1779
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:40,320
Balls so hard.

1780
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:41,320
Oh.

1781
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,320
Here we go.

1782
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,320
Oh these ones are nothing.

1783
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:44,320
No those ones when they fester suck.

1784
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:49,320
Oh right this has been festering for two weeks now.

1785
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,320
Yeah.

1786
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,320
Alright.

1787
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,320
We're gonna go to our special guest Jason.

1788
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,320
Yeah thank you Jason for coming.

1789
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,320
James Six fuck.

1790
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,320
I forgot his name.

1791
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,320
I thought his name was Travis.

1792
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,320
Good thing I didn't call him Travis.

1793
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,320
I forgot it was Jason.

1794
01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,320
These are two easily confused names.

1795
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,320
No they're not.

1796
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,320
That burned but I am awake.

1797
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,320
Jason.

1798
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,320
I gotta get better about remembering people's names.

1799
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:04,320
I'm such a dick.

1800
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,320
He's such a cool guy too.

1801
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,320
He is.

1802
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,320
Oh he's super chill.

1803
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,320
Pretty good at playing drums too.

1804
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,320
He got put on the side of the table.

1805
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,320
He's got a good head.

1806
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,320
He's got a good head.

1807
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,320
He's got a good head.

1808
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:13,320
He's got a good head.

1809
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:14,320
He's got a good head.

1810
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:15,320
He's got a good head.

1811
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,320
He's got a good head.

1812
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:21,320
He's got a good head.

1813
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:32,800
He's got a good head.

1814
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,800
He's got a good head.

1815
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:38,400
Asked this question earlier. I want your answer on this one

1816
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:46,000
Every guy has a same-sex male crush in like Hollywood and stuff. Who would yours be? Oh

1817
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,000
man

1818
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:55,060
God that's tough. I said Gary Busey. Oh no, no, but that's another good one. What was yours?

1819
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:57,920
Robert Pattinson

1820
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:05,600
That's jawline. Is that Robert Pattinson? The new Batman was Edward in Twilight. Oh, yeah

1821
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:08,640
I think if Robert Pattinson gave you a private dance, you'd

1822
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:14,960
That's just art at that point. I don't think I'd get hard but I'd be like, all right

1823
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:24,120
I'd make sure he kept his pants on shit. I'm not judging. I'm just picturing that scene in my head

1824
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,120
That is

1825
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:30,600
Do you think you'd talk you'd just be like I feel like it would be awkward if he didn't

1826
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:39,720
Bro hey, so this is a question I had what see me in tenet. What exactly did Jehovah witness?

1827
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,520
What like what did he?

1828
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:51,160
That was a whole sentence. What did Jehovah witness?

1829
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:57,560
Or did you have there's some scripture? Okay, so like no, I think it's Jehovah's

1830
01:13:58,480 --> 01:13:59,840
comma

1831
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,280
witnesses

1832
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,280
Yeah

1833
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:13,440
Apostrophe s yes. Yeah, so his witnesses there's some scripture where it talks about so that's just that's the Hebrew word for

1834
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:20,100
For God it's taken from the Tetragrammaton. Yeah, that's his name Jones, bro name

1835
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:27,560
So there's some scripture where they talk about that where they say like some of these are my witnesses

1836
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:33,160
Oh, that's where it comes from. Are you the guys with seagulls or is that Mormons? Not me. I'm not one of them

1837
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:39,800
But like when you were that was like where seagulls a big thing for you or is that Mormons? I think that's Mormons

1838
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,600
Yeah, no, that wasn't

1839
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,120
it's like

1840
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,880
it's just I

1841
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,880
Don't know dude, like

1842
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:55,600
It's indoctrination it's pure indoctrination really yeah, and that shit sticks with you dude like so do you still believe in anything? Yeah, I

1843
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,040
I would say I

1844
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:06,160
Dude, I definitely believe that there's God for sure but not like any of the not in their cult II weird way

1845
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:10,200
How about this? I'm gonna show you a picture and you tell me how you make this makes you feel

1846
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:18,260
What the fuck what is the picture of that Jehovah that's kind of cool

1847
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,720
We got a seat over here

1848
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:26,280
Let me get a picture of that. Let me see that. What is it? No, no

1849
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,920
Tyler how's this make you feel?

1850
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:37,400
I mean, it's a pretty good art piece, but like I'm pretty sure that's

1851
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:44,680
Is that Mary Jane from spider-man? That's Mary Magdalene and Jesus like cuddling naked. I

1852
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:51,680
Mean if that's what Mary Madeline looked like I would fucking I'd go for it. I wouldn't blame Jesus at all

1853
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:58,480
Dude, but like the thing was in the in the in the original like like in the Bible Mary Magdalene before she met Jesus was

1854
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:03,800
A fucking whore like a prostitute and then she like she turned to God afterwards when Jesus

1855
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:08,220
Don't you think that Jesus has a has a child? No, there's a bloodline. No

1856
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:11,920
No, I think you ever rubbed one out. I feel like Jesus

1857
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:18,720
You tell me he never Jesus came down and he was he was supposed to experience all of human like like like

1858
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:24,320
Like the human experience so I'm guessing he fucked and I'm guessing he fucked Mary Magdalene

1859
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:29,800
But like I don't think he had kids, you know, you think he just pulled out

1860
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:34,100
No, I think that because you know, he's God he can kind of like not not

1861
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,960
And even if it is he's just like that no conception by God

1862
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:41,960
Do you think that do you think you ever jerked off? I

1863
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,640
Feel like every guy's jerked off

1864
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:51,080
He's looting Jesus, but he was perfect. Nah, I mean that's like being perfect has nothing to do with jerking off

1865
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,080
I bet he at least like

1866
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:59,560
Fucking dry hump to sheets. Well, they believe that masturbation was a sin. Don't they know that's that's it

1867
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:04,080
That's a more modern take on it. Like they never actually said in the Bible that masturbation was bad

1868
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,780
Yeah, it doesn't say that anyway

1869
01:17:05,780 --> 01:17:12,580
It really doesn't like that was like a modern church teaching like people think that like they're like, oh you're you're you're big guy

1870
01:17:12,580 --> 01:17:19,840
Upstairs like watches you masturbate. It's like no, there's nothing about that. It's just not looking at women lustfully type shit like

1871
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,440
What you know, we all fail at

1872
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:34,320
Yeah, like like we are and like the thing is I know I'm a sinner you guys are failing

1873
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:40,840
Every flying colors right now, but like like God I don't think he cares if we masturbate

1874
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:46,160
I think that was just like a thing because back in the day people weren't able to like to like people weren't having kids and

1875
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:51,560
Stuff because they were just jerking off too much. It's a jerking off is okay, but looking at women lustfully is not

1876
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:57,120
I think it's it's more of a it's more of like a guideline type shit like you like, you know

1877
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:02,080
You're not like you're you're being scummy if you're like looking at like a girl being like damn

1878
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:06,900
Look at that ass type shit like you're not like being a good person doing that

1879
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:12,800
You're like you're being scummy and like you program to look like that. You know, but like when you're doing it

1880
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:18,020
You know, you're being scummy. You're like, I'm not saying I'm being blatant being like yo. Hey, yo

1881
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,160
Take a passing glance at ass and like

1882
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:30,720
Bad person for doing that. I was actually a bad person, but like, you know, you know, it's kind of shit

1883
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:33,400
Sometimes it's like you don't even have a choice in the matter

1884
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:37,040
I say that the dress okay, I'm gonna get myself in trouble here

1885
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,480
It's not like I'm fucking gonna even approach this woman

1886
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:51,440
But if you're dressed like that my eyes are going to gravitate like if you have a fucking if she put like practically comes

1887
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,800
It's a good workout

1888
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:59,440
If she comes out like a fucking workout outfit in G cups and like a big grocery store and she's got gorgeous ass

1889
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:04,600
I'm gonna look at it. Like this is my human nature. I don't believe that's tits or ass

1890
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:08,800
Oh, I've always been an ass guy and I will be until the day I die you

1891
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:15,360
You know a girl doesn't even need to have tits really? Yeah, I am of the very same opinion

1892
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,040
Casey tits or ass

1893
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,200
Okay

1894
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:27,720
I feel like that means ass. I see just like a Casey. I can tell he's an ass

1895
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:34,040
I feel like when I was younger it was tits right like as I as I got older and more matured

1896
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,040
I'm like, all right

1897
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:40,000
That I think it's more like the programming in the brain being like

1898
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:46,820
wider hips childbearing type shit and like just like and like a natural like type fucking thing cuz like

1899
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:51,160
Like I was looking at women because I thought they were hot back then now I'm looking at them because I want to

1900
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:58,340
I'm gonna go for a big one in the in the social thing breed like in like the the evolutionary of sad

1901
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:05,240
Different body types can look like really attractive. I mean like I like the

1902
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,320
German milkmane like type what Kurt Cobain felt like

1903
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:19,520
Huge tits big ass short fucking like more stocky woman. Yeah. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking like one

1904
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,520
That would provide for you. Yeah

1905
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:31,720
Sorry, I've always wondered like why did the sexes develop right like what's the advantage did I cut you off? No

1906
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:34,160
No, I was actually in the process of cutting you off

1907
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:43,080
No, no, I kind of feel like mine is going to though that's fucking alright, sorry

1908
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:49,640
No, so I kind of think like I got I was just like kind of decipher like how like why it

1909
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:52,360
Why doesn't make any sense that you would have like a weaker?

1910
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:57,200
Like, you know one's gotta take care of the babies when you guys fight. She's

1911
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,400
Yeah, but I mean, I think it's kind of like

1912
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,120
You know, why why are they so like?

1913
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:07,040
Innately beautiful women, right women are just art pieces

1914
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,720
I think it's to advance the species because it's like it's like a dangling a carrot

1915
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:18,280
Wow, that's what makes like men compete. It's part of the evolution called sexual dimorphism. So

1916
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:22,300
How does that work? Well one one gender

1917
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,760
There are no genders Casey

1918
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:33,820
So male or females basically evolve a trait that makes them more likely to me

1919
01:21:33,820 --> 01:21:41,300
God bless Lucy the German with the pig tails you want to see that one?

1920
01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:50,020
Yeah, like some species of genders look the same this shit that's like I love drendels. Oh, yeah

1921
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:52,540
Sorry, Casey

1922
01:21:52,540 --> 01:21:53,700
so

1923
01:21:53,700 --> 01:22:00,260
When one when one gender evolves traits that is attractive to the other gender that's sexual dimorphism

1924
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:09,060
Okay, so I mean but it like it advances the species right? It's like a trait that advances the species

1925
01:22:09,060 --> 01:22:11,900
Yeah, like could be but like look at like peacocks

1926
01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:18,820
We should just really advanced species to be like colorful and shit, but the more colorful ones are the ones who are

1927
01:22:19,580 --> 01:22:22,220
Made it because they're more attractive. I bet it does though

1928
01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:29,140
I bet the more colors the more colors you have in your coat the more nutrients you have access to

1929
01:22:29,140 --> 01:22:30,780
um

1930
01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:38,900
Actually, it's just you you get more colors just by evolution. Listen Casey. I didn't know you were such an expert on fucking peacocks

1931
01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:49,420
This is this is for you alley mac I took a lot of evolution classes in college and they were talking

1932
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:53,020
Example that the gas that's free. Yeah, you can't tell me

1933
01:22:53,660 --> 01:22:55,940
Nice now that one right there

1934
01:22:55,940 --> 01:22:58,420
This one yeah, that's not bad

1935
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:01,300
God bless

1936
01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:07,420
Um, you can't tell me though that that their coat isn't gonna be more vibrant if they're getting more nutrients

1937
01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:10,060
That makes sense to me right

1938
01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:13,100
Right. I don't think it

1939
01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:17,380
I don't know but that sounds like

1940
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:24,580
I have most of an associates and I'm starting on another same. So put us together. I

1941
01:23:24,580 --> 01:23:29,340
Got it. It's 62 credits. How many credits you probably around the same 120

1942
01:23:29,980 --> 01:23:34,740
60 credits you got Casey credits. What do you mean for school for school like college credits?

1943
01:23:35,380 --> 01:23:42,980
Well, I have a bachelor's degree and a associate's that's 120 plus 60 60 70 880 how many credits you got you?

1944
01:23:43,820 --> 01:23:45,820
six times 380 oh

1945
01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:49,580
Wait, wait, wait the two because I got two you got 60

1946
01:23:50,340 --> 01:23:51,620
whatever

1947
01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:53,620
62 so two four

1948
01:23:53,620 --> 01:23:56,540
So two four sex so that's a hundred eighty six. See

1949
01:24:01,220 --> 01:24:03,220
All three of us together

1950
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,540
It's about the nutrients that's how we

1951
01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:10,340
How many credits it take to be a PhD

1952
01:24:11,020 --> 01:24:16,960
We all have this many credits. I think we could all form together to make a PhD. It's what eight years of school

1953
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:21,740
I know many I think we're still fucked in that regard to be completely honest

1954
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:23,740
is a

1955
01:24:24,340 --> 01:24:26,340
PhD

1956
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:47,800
A minimum of 70 72 credits must be earned for this degree on top of a bad top of a bachelor

1957
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:53,720
So how much is a bachelor's 20 for a bachelor's so 72 on top of that 70 80 90, right?

1958
01:24:54,060 --> 01:25:00,360
So 190 190. We we fucking got a PhD between the three or four of us

1959
01:25:02,340 --> 01:25:05,680
Goddamn, sorry. What were you saying about peacocks Casey?

1960
01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:10,380
When you're talking about peacocks I was looking at German beer maids

1961
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:14,420
The peacock it doesn't really have to do with their

1962
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:17,460
Nutrient intake it's just like

1963
01:25:18,260 --> 01:25:25,060
It's it's something that that makes like the other species the other gender attracted to them

1964
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:33,620
Thanks, Tyler Jesus Christ, it's just like humans like you look at like women with wide hips

1965
01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:36,100
You know because they're

1966
01:25:37,220 --> 01:25:42,740
Better for fucking childbearing right right better. They have better fucking lactation

1967
01:25:42,740 --> 01:25:44,740
They have better fucking lactation

1968
01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:51,660
Do they yeah, they do bigger tits have better lactation. Oh, they're milk grant their milk glands are bigger. No shit

1969
01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:56,300
So that's an actual thing. That's not mommy milk is the bigger the tits the more likely they're gonna have twins

1970
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,500
Really? Yeah. Wow

1971
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:01,700
fuck yeah

1972
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:04,500
I don't want fucking twins, man

1973
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:10,780
I don't think you gotta worry about it. She needs she needs she needs a fucking breast reduction. That doesn't do anything

1974
01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:15,260
It's in its genetic. Oh looks like looks like we're adopting but

1975
01:26:15,940 --> 01:26:17,940
so

1976
01:26:18,060 --> 01:26:23,120
Here's something July black boy named July 3rd, which was Monday was

1977
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:25,980
2023 it was the hottest day ever

1978
01:26:29,180 --> 01:26:31,180
Where everywhere

1979
01:26:31,180 --> 01:26:37,020
Was an average average temperature was the hottest day in earth since when

1980
01:26:40,820 --> 01:26:46,820
The last 250 years since they've been recording it says they started recording temperatures that wasn't that long ago

1981
01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:51,060
So it's like the hottest day on earth last like 150 years

1982
01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:55,220
You're gonna say when the planet formed we were like a fucking molten

1983
01:26:55,220 --> 01:27:00,060
It was like 122 degrees glow having twins

1984
01:27:01,140 --> 01:27:03,140
It's fucking like 117

1985
01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:06,980
What

1986
01:27:08,580 --> 01:27:10,580
Wait how hot was it in Death Valley?

1987
01:27:11,540 --> 01:27:13,540
122 god damn

1988
01:27:13,820 --> 01:27:19,360
I thought that was like standard there. No, it's like a hundred there. Normally usually like a hundred to 110

1989
01:27:19,980 --> 01:27:21,260
damn

1990
01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:25,980
Castle is 117 you probably just cook a piece of fish like just out in the open

1991
01:27:25,980 --> 01:27:28,860
Do it just goes to show that fucking climate change

1992
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:35,100
You see me you don't believe in climate change

1993
01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:41,700
What the fuck I believe that the extremes are that is fucking bull. Shut up. Let me finish

1994
01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:44,940
I believe the extremes are getting worse. I don't believe it's just getting hotter

1995
01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:47,420
I believe it's also getting colder in some places

1996
01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:51,180
It gets way colder than it has been in some place. It gets way hotter than it has been

1997
01:27:51,180 --> 01:27:58,660
I think that the atmosphere is getting so thin up there that um, the winter times are way fucking colder and the summer times are

1998
01:27:58,660 --> 01:28:00,660
way hotter

1999
01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:02,860
Yeah, I don't know I mean, okay

2000
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:07,340
Even it even if it is still presents a massive problem to society listen, buddy

2001
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:13,160
Remember that blizzard that we had or like last earlier this year the fucking one that we got like three feet of snow and like

2002
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:15,260
A day. Yeah, that sucks

2003
01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:20,420
It did dude. I had to drive home from work in that and they didn't plow the Northway at all

2004
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,700
And I had to drive 30 miles home and I'm like

2005
01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:29,180
Well, we're all fucked. That's going on since I've been alive since I was a kid. There's snow storms like that

2006
01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:35,020
Yeah, but bigger than that. It sucks driving. I just I just I remember telling you guys in a podcast

2007
01:28:35,020 --> 01:28:39,900
I'm not too long ago where if global warming reaches like a couple more degrees

2008
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:46,740
It's gonna make that it's gonna make fungus much more able to get into humans and cause

2009
01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:50,940
Viruses and we can't really cure those at all. You see this thing

2010
01:28:51,740 --> 01:28:56,780
Britain that could be a fucking downfall of us all right there. You're a big fungus guy

2011
01:28:57,620 --> 01:29:02,860
I'm a big fucking conspiracy fucking Illuminati kind of guy. Okay

2012
01:29:03,780 --> 01:29:05,780
retard

2013
01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:07,780
You see

2014
01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:14,660
They have this thing in Britain where they're protesting like they had their tits out in France no

2015
01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:19,900
They're laying down in the roads and refusing to move blocking traffic

2016
01:29:19,900 --> 01:29:24,060
I just hit him and it's like this huge thing because people are like beating the shit out of the protesters

2017
01:29:24,060 --> 01:29:30,740
And there's like if you look up like protest videos on Facebook. You'll see like this thing in Britain. Oh

2018
01:29:31,580 --> 01:29:33,020
Yeah, I

2019
01:29:33,020 --> 01:29:35,740
Heard something was how bad is it like what's going on?

2020
01:29:36,180 --> 01:29:43,380
The they're protesting like climate change and they want less they want like they want to get rid of cars basically

2021
01:29:43,380 --> 01:29:50,220
So who the fuck is beating the shit out of gasoline cars is it just other residents of Britain are taking it upon themselves

2022
01:29:51,340 --> 01:29:53,340
The people that can't get to work

2023
01:29:56,860 --> 01:30:01,060
I'm not losing my fucking job because you you piece of fucking fights

2024
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:04,860
They're laying fucking shit mix my fucking suitcase killer's guy

2025
01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:08,260
I'm not fucking getting fucking off and think about easy

2026
01:30:08,260 --> 01:30:11,700
It is to get road rage to like if that was the reason you were late for work

2027
01:30:11,700 --> 01:30:15,900
I could see myself a fucking 550 in the morning being like are you fucking kidding me?

2028
01:30:16,540 --> 01:30:18,260
Fuck out of my way

2029
01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:24,180
Laying on the horn and shit inching closer and closer to him. I'll fucking run your goddamn head over you son of a bitch

2030
01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:26,180
Dude, I would hate to be in that position

2031
01:30:26,180 --> 01:30:31,460
I do some terrible things when I'm running like I just go into a different mode

2032
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:37,700
Yeah, I'm the same way and if I get like anybody on tech talk and this is the first video that comes up

2033
01:30:38,780 --> 01:30:40,780
Let me let me see

2034
01:30:42,220 --> 01:30:47,060
I mean, what's the name on this account? I don't know. Oh my god

2035
01:30:49,060 --> 01:30:51,060
Casey what were you gonna say?

2036
01:30:51,060 --> 01:30:53,060
This is

2037
01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:56,460
Climate change Oh

2038
01:30:56,700 --> 01:30:58,300
the stupid

2039
01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:00,920
protesters that are laying down from the roads

2040
01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:11,260
Or do you think that's that it just serves to piss people off well, I think it I mean it

2041
01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:14,100
garners attention in the media

2042
01:31:14,140 --> 01:31:19,140
I think he's garnered negative it does I agree with you. I don't think that they're helping their cause

2043
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:26,340
They're just everybody hates it like the cops hate them. Yeah fucking course. They fucking do who aren't the cops hate them? Yeah

2044
01:31:28,180 --> 01:31:34,040
But what I don't understand is like that's already happening like every country's doing that anyway, you see that video

2045
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:36,620
away from

2046
01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:38,620
Yeah, you can only do that so quickly

2047
01:31:40,220 --> 01:31:43,500
2035 I think it's pretty much the cutoff. Yeah for New York at least

2048
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:48,920
Oh, put that it makes perfect sense dude, like I agree. I'm sorry internal combustion engines are such garbage

2049
01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:55,460
The shit there's no reason the only reason that we have that is because we're sentimental with our cars, right?

2050
01:31:55,460 --> 01:31:58,500
Like it's fucking touch my car you fucking commies

2051
01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:05,300
Well, you can they're grandfathered in like it's not like in 2035 they're just done

2052
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:14,020
It's that they can't produce fucking light my fucking car on fire and burn every tire that I see to protest if they try

2053
01:32:14,020 --> 01:32:19,460
To take my fucking car. There's a video like that too. But like I said, they're grandfathered in right

2054
01:32:19,460 --> 01:32:22,660
It's not like you lose control of that vehicle. It's right

2055
01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:25,840
Right. I mean, this is the way it should go. Anyway, dude

2056
01:32:27,620 --> 01:32:33,100
Man there's something I was gonna say it just slipped my mind. We're talking about the climate change protests

2057
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:39,540
Yeah, how about the the cars? Oh, there's there's as of like five years ago, dude, Peter Bilt's best truck

2058
01:32:39,580 --> 01:32:45,220
Yeah, the the air coming out of the exhaust pipe was cleaner than the air going in in certain cities

2059
01:32:45,380 --> 01:32:49,620
Holy shit, so it would drive through like LA and clean air

2060
01:32:49,860 --> 01:32:57,340
So it's like I don't know what they're protesting because engines are like that clean now. Yeah, but you know, they gotta go dude because

2061
01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:00,380
The reason you can't eat a piece of fish

2062
01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:04,780
Like out of the waterways around here is because the internal combustion engine

2063
01:33:04,780 --> 01:33:07,380
Yeah, like the mercury that it puts in the air

2064
01:33:07,940 --> 01:33:13,780
Especially like do you imagine if we'd be able to fucking fish out of the Hudson and eat it? That would be incredible, dude

2065
01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:17,760
That's the seed. That's the thing that would be incredible. That's what humans are supposed to do

2066
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:25,340
Yeah, like in all my like research of like what humans are supposed to eat bro. The center thing like is fish

2067
01:33:25,340 --> 01:33:32,340
Yeah, human human beings. Oh, wow should be the guy who eats fish all the time and doesn't eat meat, huh?

2068
01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:36,940
Oh, I'm me you eat fish. I only eat fish. I don't eat meat dude

2069
01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:42,780
I think there's something to why it's a symbol for like Christianity, right? It's like Jesus. It's a big deal, dude

2070
01:33:42,780 --> 01:33:47,740
I love fish. I love fish so much and now we can't eat it like it's polluted not to get off on that

2071
01:33:47,740 --> 01:33:55,620
No, I mean, I do like fish. I'm not even it's not like a big deal. I have but fuck you fuck you

2072
01:33:56,340 --> 01:34:03,220
There's nothing better than fucking like salmon. Oh, I fucking adore. I don't like tropical fish. I like more like Atlantic fish

2073
01:34:03,740 --> 01:34:09,700
Well, I was talking about Atlantic salmon. That's my fucking go-to man. No, I like the white fish

2074
01:34:09,700 --> 01:34:11,700
I don't like the I don't like redfish

2075
01:34:11,700 --> 01:34:17,900
I was watching this movie with Willem Dafoe and he was like trapped inside this house and there was only the only thing he

2076
01:34:17,900 --> 01:34:22,620
Had to eat was the tropical fish from the fucking fish tank. So he just fucking

2077
01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:27,120
Clotted out and fucking but it fucking started eating it raw

2078
01:34:30,380 --> 01:34:35,940
Yuck dude, I would uh, I would love to have a fish farm. That's like my there's a fish farm

2079
01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:42,020
No, I would love to have one to build one like where you cultivate your own fish. You like stock your own pond

2080
01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:44,860
And yeah on make sure the water is really clean dude

2081
01:34:44,860 --> 01:34:47,820
Just imagine going out and fishing for your own dinner like

2082
01:34:48,420 --> 01:34:51,500
You know only the Irish who are surrounded by water

2083
01:34:52,380 --> 01:34:54,380
Would die from a potato famine

2084
01:34:55,460 --> 01:34:59,380
What do you know? We like our fucking potats. What's around it by water?

2085
01:34:59,380 --> 01:35:07,600
They can fish retard. Oh, no. No, I understand that but I mean you're still not gonna have starch and yeah

2086
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:12,740
How does that happen? Actually teach a man to fish potato famine. It was just they were

2087
01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:15,820
Yeah, they were based around if there were other things to eat

2088
01:35:15,820 --> 01:35:27,460
They were so big on potatoes back then that's what caused like a shitload of the immigration here because that's why I'm here

2089
01:35:29,580 --> 01:35:33,060
Yeah, my ancestors got potatoes thrown at him fucking coming off the boat

2090
01:35:34,180 --> 01:35:35,980
Yeah

2091
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:40,820
You know, it's crazy. I go home you fucking mix like what did they do before potatoes?

2092
01:35:40,820 --> 01:35:45,820
Nothing potatoes didn't come from my island. They starved they starved they didn't exist before

2093
01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:47,820
They killed one another like a brave heart

2094
01:35:49,460 --> 01:35:52,460
Potatoes came from South America. Nah, yes

2095
01:35:53,540 --> 01:36:00,180
The Irish didn't have potatoes until like the 1600s. Do you know that nobody had corn? I think it was more just was founded

2096
01:36:00,180 --> 01:36:02,180
Oh, yeah, it's one of the new world foods

2097
01:36:03,180 --> 01:36:06,100
Corn squash like if we lost

2098
01:36:06,100 --> 01:36:11,860
If we had a week you can like route like all of a sudden we couldn't fucking grow weed anymore

2099
01:36:11,860 --> 01:36:14,420
That would be a tremendous problem in our country, too

2100
01:36:14,420 --> 01:36:17,900
Are you can eat other shit you can eat other shit, but it's a

2101
01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:27,300
It's like it's like all of a sudden you just exactly you just wouldn't have a shitload of

2102
01:36:27,300 --> 01:36:32,640
To grow food like no such your fucking whore now we know cereal no bread

2103
01:36:33,740 --> 01:36:35,740
Santo I hate that shit

2104
01:36:35,740 --> 01:36:37,740
We're any fucking

2105
01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:43,060
It would be it would be a fucking problem. A lot of people would be pretty fucking hungry if that happened

2106
01:36:43,060 --> 01:36:44,140
Yeah, that's it

2107
01:36:44,140 --> 01:36:49,540
It's not just like shit that just you think and do that you think wheats in but like all the fucking other stuff

2108
01:36:49,540 --> 01:36:51,540
That's in it like high fructose corn syrup

2109
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:55,220
That's corn. Well, I don't ever you see what I'm getting out here

2110
01:36:55,220 --> 01:37:01,500
Yeah, we I guess comes from one of the largest producers in the world is Ukraine. Yeah, that's why yeah Ukraine

2111
01:37:01,500 --> 01:37:04,580
Yes, they call it like Earth's bread basket or whatever. Yeah

2112
01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:08,440
Maybe that's why Tyler was talking about the bread prices

2113
01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:15,320
Bread prices, I never said anything about you did. I'm like the last episode. Did I yeah

2114
01:37:16,060 --> 01:37:21,180
You're like bread is crazy expensive, bro. No, no, no, no, I I ordered a burger

2115
01:37:21,180 --> 01:37:27,980
Not a burger a grilled cheese from fucking five guys and it was $12. Yeah, because they charge it like it's a burger. Yeah

2116
01:37:28,900 --> 01:37:32,700
It's not like an item they want you to get no but like I got two grilled cheeses

2117
01:37:32,820 --> 01:37:36,360
My girlfriend got a little hamburger and we got a large fry

2118
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:39,900
She got a shake and I got like two sodas and it was like 50 bucks

2119
01:37:40,820 --> 01:37:46,500
Yeah, five guys is expensive. Yeah. Oh at five guys. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking there a couple weeks ago. It's like 36

2120
01:37:46,500 --> 01:37:51,820
It's so good. What it's really good, but not $50 good. Yeah. Yeah, I used to get it

2121
01:37:51,820 --> 01:37:57,460
Just like I would go to five guys over any fast food place just because like it just it's never a burger 21

2122
01:37:57,460 --> 01:37:58,620
I

2123
01:37:58,620 --> 01:38:01,180
Have been once I think their fries are pretty good

2124
01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:05,860
I like I loved Crave the place in Albany that broke my heart when they went out

2125
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:10,700
They were a big impossible burger place to I'm surprised you didn't you didn't go there more

2126
01:38:11,660 --> 01:38:16,420
Impossible burger who eats impossible burgers. I'm assuming he probably would you eat impossible

2127
01:38:16,420 --> 01:38:20,060
I don't know if he does that was an assumption on my part for sure, but

2128
01:38:24,820 --> 01:38:31,580
Maybe had a conversation about you see the video where there's protesters vegan protesters protesting outside of a

2129
01:38:32,180 --> 01:38:35,900
Factory like a beef packing. I've seen so many of those

2130
01:38:36,740 --> 01:38:40,200
The one dude comes out and he starts selling hot dogs next to

2131
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,200
I

2132
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,720
Like a fucking disease

2133
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:53,780
Like free hot dogs, I know that's sped up but still

2134
01:38:55,560 --> 01:39:00,080
Casey you ever see this shit saw that shit in the back of my ambulance

2135
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:08,320
I mean yes, except it wasn't against the stretcher was against the fucking cabinet like whoa whoa whoa

2136
01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:16,160
So I'm not gonna say anything here, but I had a patient the other day who was suicidal

2137
01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:20,120
Stories with Tyler like when I looked at her I'm like oh

2138
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:26,200
She's gonna do it like this isn't even like a joke like she's actually gonna fucking kill herself like you ever like look at

2139
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:31,200
Somebody like oh fuck. That's a that's gonna be a problem like you know it cuz sometimes like yeah

2140
01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:34,560
I've been having thoughts and it's like I'm not discounting them

2141
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:39,280
But like at the same time you know that they're not gonna like go and try to run and grab a shotgun and blow their brains

2142
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,280
I like if you look at one of them go oh

2143
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:45,040
There's like that like you know the life wrong, but nobody was home tight

2144
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:49,920
Yeah, if we say the wrong stuff we might expedite the bra so I was just like I'm gonna be quiet

2145
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:56,200
You ever get those things where you're just like like the patients for years like you know what I'm just not gonna talk

2146
01:39:57,480 --> 01:40:03,640
Because I think whatever I say is gonna set this person off either in the sad way or the I'm a stabby in the eyeballs

2147
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:08,880
And suck out the blood way like I just remember the most like defeated person

2148
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:15,080
I ever had was somebody who tried to hang themselves, and they did failed well no they were successful

2149
01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:21,100
They just didn't snap their neck so they were last in a couple minutes, and then by the time we got there

2150
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:29,480
They I wasn't there when it happened, but she was cut down and like she just was not speaking in the in the

2151
01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:32,000
I mean you're like I was I heard real bad at that point

2152
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:38,800
Well, it's not even just that too like she was able to speak, but she was just like I literally just tried to kill myself

2153
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:44,320
It's you can tell you can tell there was no regret behind her too. It was just like damn damn

2154
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:49,480
They're gonna fucking lock me up, so I can't do that like I fucking had my opportunity, and I fucked it

2155
01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:55,200
It was just like that's sort of what the way actually right what I found a lot of research because I had to do it for

2156
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:59,680
One of my psych classes like on like suicidal people and like people who live through it

2157
01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:06,400
Yeah, usually if they do it once it's they regret it immensely like they like I had I read a I read a research article

2158
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:10,860
That somebody wrote on this one guy, and he jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge

2159
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:14,460
But lived yeah, and he said when he was on the way down

2160
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:20,120
He was like he like all the problems that he had he just solved them all on the way down

2161
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:25,120
He's like fuck man like like he's like documentary with that guy

2162
01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:30,220
Yeah, and he's just like he's like I know walrus like push. Yeah. Yeah, there's a there's a show

2163
01:41:30,220 --> 01:41:33,480
I would a highly suggest you guys watch if you haven't

2164
01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:37,600
There's an episode of Bojack Horseman, which is like it's a comedy

2165
01:41:37,600 --> 01:41:41,960
Yeah, it's a comedy like our darn, but it covers like really heavy

2166
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:47,000
Serious subjects like pretty frequently throughout like it is in essence still a comedy show

2167
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:53,000
But they handle that shit seriously, and it's like he is like overdosing in a pool and

2168
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:56,540
The whole episode just takes place inside of his head

2169
01:41:56,800 --> 01:42:01,480
And he's like slowly figuring out the fact that he's like passing out in a pool, and they're like well

2170
01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:07,080
Like sorry, but and the one everybody that he knew that already died in his life in this dream

2171
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:10,280
He's having is walking out this door. That's just into black

2172
01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:17,320
Infiniteness and then he's like all right Bojack like you're the last one come on through he's like oh like what's on the other side

2173
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:19,400
He's like oh, there's nothing on the other side

2174
01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:26,760
Like that's it oh fuck and it's just like the existential horror of that and that is no

2175
01:42:26,760 --> 01:42:29,720
Though there's like a poem that they read it to called the view from halfway down

2176
01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:31,720
Yeah, it's like

2177
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:38,040
It's fucked it's like he keeps getting like these black drips on him the whole time. He's there like

2178
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:43,720
Yeah, and then like he calls the end when he knows it's like almost over

2179
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:45,960
And he's just he calls him he's like you gotta come pick me up

2180
01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:52,280
You gotta help me and do like I can't like you're dying like I don't I mean like and he's like well

2181
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:55,360
Can you at least just stay on the phone with me and just like I can do that

2182
01:42:55,360 --> 01:43:00,520
And that's like the ending of the episode, but he he lives but

2183
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:11,000
Yeah, so is this what it's not live action he's a fucking horse

2184
01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:22,440
I guess fuck the listeners

2185
01:43:22,440 --> 01:43:28,720
I mean it's been out for like yeah, there's been time and it's just it was more a topic to cover the existential dread

2186
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:32,480
There's still the show's still 100% worth it worth. Oh absolutely

2187
01:43:32,480 --> 01:43:38,560
It's a great fuck us if we ever want to watch it's not like the whole fucking show is based around that moment

2188
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:40,560
It wasn't like that

2189
01:43:42,560 --> 01:43:48,280
All right, you got a problem with fucked of you was speaking yes, and here's speaking of TV shows that that I like

2190
01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:52,280
Here we go. I

2191
01:43:54,440 --> 01:44:00,760
Hate this because I stay in it, and then we get final jeopardy, and I don't know it it better not be the fucking USSR again

2192
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:06,800
Fuck that fuck that if he asked that question again, I would get it wrong

2193
01:44:13,240 --> 01:44:15,240
Alex Trebek

2194
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:18,280
I'm here with your returning two-time champion

2195
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:26,960
Fucking one time champion yeah, what up?

2196
01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:31,640
Alley Mac still looking for a first the no time champion

2197
01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:39,320
I've gotten closer past two games, but I've blown it on the fucking final jeopardy. I'm rooting for you alley mac

2198
01:44:39,320 --> 01:44:43,600
Oh $200

2199
01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:55,760
Especially there's music category no history. That's the music yeah video games. I do get that

2200
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:02,220
For categories we got space

2201
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:06,200
European countries

2202
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:13,040
Even worse potent potable all right yeah lead roles in film. Oh, that's mine, baby

2203
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:21,560
US government and okay famous criminals I could do the last four

2204
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:26,960
Good about the topics Tyler you want famous roles

2205
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:28,920
to

2206
01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:30,920
What lead roles yeah?

2207
01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:33,160
lead roles in film for two

2208
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:37,040
The Wizard of Oz what is the lead role oh?

2209
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:39,560
Fuck what was her name?

2210
01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:41,880
Fuck

2211
01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:49,400
Be hard. Oh fuck was her name. I like you want to say like I know Dorothy was the act was like the it was Dorothy

2212
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:54,040
Yeah, it's not a thing look what the fuck was really thin man. I don't fucking know

2213
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:57,200
Time out you guys don't fucking

2214
01:45:57,200 --> 01:46:03,000
Oh, who is Julie a Roberts?

2215
01:46:04,640 --> 01:46:06,640
Judy Garland

2216
01:46:07,360 --> 01:46:12,800
Tyler's there will be 400 400 you're close damn. He almost pulled that out of your ass

2217
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,680
The Godfather who is a

2218
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:23,920
Marlon Brando, yeah, Marlon Brando. That's I was gonna say Al Pacino

2219
01:46:23,920 --> 01:46:29,280
Yeah, I say to my god Brando on the board 400 points

2220
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:32,640
Let's keep it going with that category

2221
01:46:33,040 --> 01:46:34,640
rules and film

2222
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:36,640
interstellar who is

2223
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:44,280
Is it Sarah which one got that we got it, okay? I'll give it to him

2224
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:50,840
You finish that was so we started at the same time that was sluggish she could be house the female one Sarah

2225
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:53,000
So they will split it halfway give him the question

2226
01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:57,000
That might be the fair way that was

2227
01:46:57,000 --> 01:47:02,160
Like the same time yeah, I don't know

2228
01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:09,800
What keep it going

2229
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:17,100
Potables potable for two this liquor comes primarily from Tennessee and Kentucky. What is bourbon? Oh, yeah

2230
01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:19,640
Yeah, I knew that one

2231
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:25,360
What are the other what are the other categories I feel like that should then you

2232
01:47:25,360 --> 01:47:31,480
I knew it. I didn't know it space European countries put in portables

2233
01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:38,520
Lead roles in film US government famous criminals. I'll do government for two US government

2234
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:42,360
number of times FDR won a presidential election

2235
01:47:43,560 --> 01:47:45,720
Fuck you that was Dan

2236
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:49,440
What is three? Yeah, it went around

2237
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:53,320
Right after one and so three

2238
01:47:53,320 --> 01:47:55,320
What is two what is one?

2239
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:07,160
Three terms I thought I thought it was we all said three immediately

2240
01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:12,360
Yeah, I thought I got elected to a fourth term and he died like two weeks later. Yeah

2241
01:48:17,360 --> 01:48:19,360
All right lead rolls

2242
01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:24,600
For 800 lay mids or Abla 2012 what is um

2243
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:27,320
Fuck. Oh god

2244
01:48:27,320 --> 01:48:30,320
What's a half away now? She was one of them

2245
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:37,920
Oh the dude, I don't know the dude. I fucking it's Wolverine fuck. What the fuck shit fuck. Yeah

2246
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:43,060
I'm not gonna fuck. Oh my god. You got it. You got it. Who is Hugh Jackman? Yes

2247
01:48:43,060 --> 01:48:47,280
Yeah, you should have said Wolverine. I didn't know it was him man

2248
01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:51,600
You gave me those points. I'm not doing too hot this episode, but you know

2249
01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:55,600
Whatever Max pick we're out of lead roles aren't we?

2250
01:48:55,600 --> 01:48:59,600
No, there's a thousand. All right, go for a thousand big boy questions

2251
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:05,600
Fuck!

2252
01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:07,600
You got 1,400 points Ellie Mac

2253
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:09,600
1,400? Go for a true daily double

2254
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:15,120
If you do a true daily double it'll put you so far ahead of us that we can't catch up

2255
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:21,120
I know and I'm feeling pretty confident about it. Whatever. I'm here to have fun. Fuck it. We'll do a true daily double

2256
01:49:21,120 --> 01:49:23,120
Fuck yes. All right

2257
01:49:23,120 --> 01:49:25,120
So I get first dibs on the question

2258
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:27,120
No, you're the only one that has

2259
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:29,120
Oh right, okay

2260
01:49:29,120 --> 01:49:31,120
Lead roles in film one flew over the cuckoo's nest

2261
01:49:33,120 --> 01:49:35,120
Yeah, I made a mistake

2262
01:49:37,120 --> 01:49:39,120
Could I say it afterwards to see if I get it right?

2263
01:49:41,120 --> 01:49:43,120
Sure

2264
01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:45,120
Or you can give it to us

2265
01:49:45,120 --> 01:49:47,120
I'm not giving it to her

2266
01:49:47,120 --> 01:49:49,120
Let him think about this

2267
01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:51,120
Could I use lifeline?

2268
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:55,120
No, I'm not gonna get it

2269
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:57,120
Wanna guess?

2270
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,120
What year did it come out?

2271
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:03,120
I think it was 79?

2272
01:50:05,120 --> 01:50:07,120
1975?

2273
01:50:07,120 --> 01:50:09,120
Who's Clint Eastwood? I don't fucking know

2274
01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:11,120
Was it Jack Nicholson?

2275
01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:13,120
Oh fuck!

2276
01:50:13,120 --> 01:50:15,120
Fuck it is!

2277
01:50:15,120 --> 01:50:17,120
I've never would have known that

2278
01:50:17,120 --> 01:50:19,120
You lost all your points on the back

2279
01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:21,120
God damn I would have gotten a thousand off of that too

2280
01:50:21,120 --> 01:50:23,120
I would have gotten a thousand off of that

2281
01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:25,120
Next pick for Ellie Mack

2282
01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:27,120
I'm gonna space try to get some points back here

2283
01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:29,120
For 200

2284
01:50:29,120 --> 01:50:31,120
Second person to set foot on the moon

2285
01:50:31,120 --> 01:50:33,120
What is?

2286
01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:35,120
Buzz Aldrin

2287
01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:37,120
I think

2288
01:50:37,120 --> 01:50:39,120
Oh come on

2289
01:50:39,120 --> 01:50:41,120
You said what is

2290
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:43,120
He stuttered, we said buzz at the same time

2291
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:45,120
Give it to Tyler or whatever, I'll get jipped out of all my points

2292
01:50:45,120 --> 01:50:47,120
Everybody gets it from me

2293
01:50:49,120 --> 01:50:51,120
What's on the board again?

2294
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:53,120
Space European countries potent potables

2295
01:50:53,120 --> 01:50:55,120
US government famous criminals

2296
01:50:55,120 --> 01:50:57,120
European countries

2297
01:50:57,120 --> 01:50:59,120
Fucking hero stuff

2298
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:01,120
200

2299
01:51:01,120 --> 01:51:03,120
Rishi Sunak is current Prime Minister for this country

2300
01:51:03,120 --> 01:51:05,120
What is Japan?

2301
01:51:05,120 --> 01:51:07,120
What is Sweden?

2302
01:51:07,120 --> 01:51:09,120
What is Norway?

2303
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:11,120
What is Thailand?

2304
01:51:11,120 --> 01:51:13,120
It's Europe you fucking

2305
01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:15,120
What is South Korea?

2306
01:51:15,120 --> 01:51:17,120
It's European countries

2307
01:51:17,120 --> 01:51:19,120
What is Norway?

2308
01:51:19,120 --> 01:51:21,120
What is Scotland?

2309
01:51:21,120 --> 01:51:23,120
What is Italy?

2310
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:25,120
It was Great Britain

2311
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:27,120
Fucking hell we suck

2312
01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:29,120
What is Japan?

2313
01:51:29,120 --> 01:51:31,120
I didn't know who that was, it was either

2314
01:51:31,120 --> 01:51:33,120
Rishi Sunak

2315
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:35,120
Rishi Sunak sounded like something Japanese

2316
01:51:35,120 --> 01:51:37,120
Let's do Euro stuff

2317
01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:39,120
European countries

2318
01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:41,120
for

2319
01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:43,120
Archduke France Ferdinand

2320
01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:45,120
was from this country

2321
01:51:45,120 --> 01:51:47,120
Belgium

2322
01:51:47,120 --> 01:51:49,120
Berlin, what is Berlin?

2323
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:51,120
What is Germany?

2324
01:51:51,120 --> 01:51:53,120
What is Italy?

2325
01:51:53,120 --> 01:51:55,120
Fuck

2326
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:57,120
What is Belgium?

2327
01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:59,120
Poland

2328
01:51:59,120 --> 01:52:01,120
What is Britain?

2329
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:03,120
Austria

2330
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:05,120
God damn it

2331
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:07,120
We are fucking shit at that

2332
01:52:07,120 --> 01:52:09,120
Isn't that what started World War I?

2333
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:11,120
Tyler get us off the Euro countries here

2334
01:52:11,120 --> 01:52:13,120
Euro step

2335
01:52:13,120 --> 01:52:15,120
Next one

2336
01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:17,120
We might go through this without anybody

2337
01:52:17,120 --> 01:52:19,120
getting one of these right

2338
01:52:19,120 --> 01:52:21,120
Copenhagen is the capital of this country

2339
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:23,120
What is Denmark?

2340
01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:25,120
What is South of America?

2341
01:52:25,120 --> 01:52:27,120
Copenhagen, Tobacco

2342
01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:29,120
Shoe

2343
01:52:29,120 --> 01:52:31,120
Potent Potables

2344
01:52:31,120 --> 01:52:33,120
Thank God we are off Euro steps

2345
01:52:33,120 --> 01:52:35,120
Name for a joint made with

2346
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:37,120
tobacco roll and chamber

2347
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:39,120
What is a joint?

2348
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:41,120
What is a blunt?

2349
01:52:41,120 --> 01:52:43,120
What is a blunt?

2350
01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:45,120
Yeah blunt

2351
01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:47,120
He had given that

2352
01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:49,120
I need to finish the question

2353
01:52:49,120 --> 01:52:51,120
What is a dudgee?

2354
01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:53,120
Pause the dudgee bunny right

2355
01:52:53,120 --> 01:52:55,120
on site

2356
01:52:55,120 --> 01:52:57,120
So is that me?

2357
01:52:57,120 --> 01:52:59,120
So Tyler I guess

2358
01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:01,120
Yay

2359
01:53:01,120 --> 01:53:03,120
Wait what?

2360
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:05,120
Potent

2361
01:53:05,120 --> 01:53:07,120
600

2362
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:09,120
Apeat

2363
01:53:09,120 --> 01:53:11,120
Apeat

2364
01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:13,120
I don't got that much so I'm going to go with 200

2365
01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:15,120
You fucking talk me into a daily double

2366
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:17,120
and then you say I got

2367
01:53:17,120 --> 01:53:19,120
You got 800

2368
01:53:19,120 --> 01:53:21,120
I'll do 200

2369
01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:23,120
Pussy

2370
01:53:23,120 --> 01:53:25,120
This cocktail is made with gin and vermouth

2371
01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:27,120
Oh gin and vermouth

2372
01:53:27,120 --> 01:53:29,120
What is a martini?

2373
01:53:29,120 --> 01:53:31,120
Tyler is the answer

2374
01:53:31,120 --> 01:53:33,120
I'll go with a martini

2375
01:53:33,120 --> 01:53:35,120
I guess

2376
01:53:35,120 --> 01:53:37,120
Yep

2377
01:53:37,120 --> 01:53:39,120
Whoops

2378
01:53:39,120 --> 01:53:41,120
You would have won more if it was a true daily double

2379
01:53:41,120 --> 01:53:43,120
I would have got you that

2380
01:53:43,120 --> 01:53:45,120
We'll go potent again

2381
01:53:45,120 --> 01:53:47,120
For 800

2382
01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,120
Opiates are made from this plant

2383
01:53:49,120 --> 01:53:51,120
What is a poppy plant?

2384
01:53:51,120 --> 01:53:53,120
Let's see

2385
01:53:53,120 --> 01:53:55,120
What did you say?

2386
01:53:55,120 --> 01:53:57,120
I said opium

2387
01:53:57,120 --> 01:53:59,120
I was going to say poppy but he fucking beat me to it

2388
01:53:59,120 --> 01:54:01,120
Which one?

2389
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:03,120
It was opium poppy

2390
01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:05,120
I said opium first

2391
01:54:05,120 --> 01:54:07,120
and then he said poppies

2392
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:09,120
You got 400 points each

2393
01:54:09,120 --> 01:54:11,120
You split that one you do it

2394
01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:13,120
Fuck you

2395
01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:15,120
Fucking get up to an early lead

2396
01:54:15,120 --> 01:54:17,120
Blow it on the daily double

2397
01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:19,120
Check out from the game and now we start

2398
01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:21,120
splitting points

2399
01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:23,120
What do you have?

2400
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:25,120
I have a couple of

2401
01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:27,120
I'll do a potent potable

2402
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:29,120
for 1000

2403
01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:31,120
This cold medicine is used as

2404
01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:33,120
What is

2405
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:35,120
What is

2406
01:54:35,120 --> 01:54:37,120
What is

2407
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:39,120
This cold medicine is used as

2408
01:54:39,120 --> 01:54:41,120
a precursor to methamphetamine

2409
01:54:41,120 --> 01:54:43,120
What is

2410
01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:45,120
Adderall

2411
01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:47,120
What is

2412
01:54:47,120 --> 01:54:49,120
Pseudophedron

2413
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:51,120
Yes

2414
01:54:51,120 --> 01:54:53,120
I'm

2415
01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:55,120
checked out of this fucking game

2416
01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:57,120
I'd like to dance with a witness one

2417
01:54:57,120 --> 01:54:59,120
I had my shot and I fucking

2418
01:54:59,120 --> 01:55:01,120
blew it

2419
01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:03,120
Pump bottles

2420
01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:05,120
No that's done

2421
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:07,120
Space European countries

2422
01:55:07,120 --> 01:55:09,120
US government famous criminals

2423
01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:11,120
Space

2424
01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:13,120
For 400

2425
01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:15,120
This is the closest planet to the sun

2426
01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:17,120
Mercury

2427
01:55:17,120 --> 01:55:19,120
That was me

2428
01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:21,120
Space

2429
01:55:21,120 --> 01:55:23,120
This is my only category

2430
01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:25,120
600

2431
01:55:25,120 --> 01:55:27,120
The year

2432
01:55:27,120 --> 01:55:29,120
that Haley's Comet last passed

2433
01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:31,120
What is

2434
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:33,120
That was

2435
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:35,120
What is

2436
01:55:35,120 --> 01:55:37,120
What is

2437
01:55:37,120 --> 01:55:39,120
What is

2438
01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:41,120
What is

2439
01:55:41,120 --> 01:55:43,120
I don't think we got this one Casey

2440
01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:45,120
What is

2441
01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:47,120
1986

2442
01:55:47,120 --> 01:55:49,120
What about that shine

2443
01:55:49,120 --> 01:55:51,120
song

2444
01:55:51,120 --> 01:55:53,120
I just saw Haley's Comet

2445
01:55:53,120 --> 01:55:55,120
That came out in 2004

2446
01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:57,120
All right Ali Max

2447
01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:59,120
Somewhere in the stratosphere

2448
01:55:59,120 --> 01:56:01,120
I was thinking a hail bomb

2449
01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:03,120
I think that was 1996

2450
01:56:03,120 --> 01:56:05,120
Space

2451
01:56:05,120 --> 01:56:07,120
This former planet was demoted

2452
01:56:07,120 --> 01:56:09,120
Was Pluto

2453
01:56:09,120 --> 01:56:11,120
I got it

2454
01:56:11,120 --> 01:56:13,120
No you were after me

2455
01:56:13,120 --> 01:56:15,120
You can't let me get the points from him

2456
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:17,120
He can't give you a

2457
01:56:17,120 --> 01:56:19,120
No do not split

2458
01:56:19,120 --> 01:56:21,120
I've heard Ali Max

2459
01:56:21,120 --> 01:56:23,120
Get the fuck out of here

2460
01:56:23,120 --> 01:56:25,120
Look you fucking won twice

2461
01:56:25,120 --> 01:56:27,120
Get out of here

2462
01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:29,120
I wanna win again

2463
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:31,120
Space for a thousand

2464
01:56:31,120 --> 01:56:33,120
This NASA mission caught on fire

2465
01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:35,120
Apollo 13

2466
01:56:35,120 --> 01:56:37,120
What is Apollo

2467
01:56:37,120 --> 01:56:39,120
What is Apollo 16

2468
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:41,120
What is a challenger

2469
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:43,120
I said Apollo 11

2470
01:56:43,120 --> 01:56:45,120
He said

2471
01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:47,120
I say challenger

2472
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:49,120
Apollo 14

2473
01:56:49,120 --> 01:56:51,120
What was the question

2474
01:56:51,120 --> 01:56:53,120
This NASA mission caught on fire on the launch pad

2475
01:56:53,120 --> 01:56:55,120
Killing all of its crew

2476
01:56:55,120 --> 01:56:57,120
numbers

2477
01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:59,120
Yes

2478
01:56:59,120 --> 01:57:01,120
We're gonna let it go that long

2479
01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:03,120
Who said one

2480
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:05,120
Yeah after you fucking waited

2481
01:57:05,120 --> 01:57:07,120
This is bullshit

2482
01:57:07,120 --> 01:57:09,120
You know that none of us know it

2483
01:57:09,120 --> 01:57:11,120
Let's do

2484
01:57:11,120 --> 01:57:13,120
Let me finish the question

2485
01:57:13,120 --> 01:57:15,120
Let's do Europe for one thousand

2486
01:57:15,120 --> 01:57:17,120
For one thousand

2487
01:57:17,120 --> 01:57:19,120
We still got eight hundred

2488
01:57:19,120 --> 01:57:21,120
We're gonna get eight thousand maybe

2489
01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:23,120
One thousand

2490
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:25,120
This country is bordered by France, Germany, Italy and Austria

2491
01:57:25,120 --> 01:57:27,120
What is Italy

2492
01:57:27,120 --> 01:57:29,120
What did you say

2493
01:57:29,120 --> 01:57:31,120
What is Sweden

2494
01:57:31,120 --> 01:57:33,120
Don't get my hopes up

2495
01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:35,120
I didn't think it was right

2496
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:37,120
Was Germany

2497
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:39,120
It's bordered by Germany

2498
01:57:39,120 --> 01:57:41,120
Bordered by France, Germany, Italy and Austria

2499
01:57:41,120 --> 01:57:43,120
What is Hungary

2500
01:57:43,120 --> 01:57:45,120
Czech Slovakia

2501
01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:47,120
What is Russia

2502
01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:49,120
Czech Republic

2503
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:51,120
I have no idea

2504
01:57:51,120 --> 01:57:53,120
What is Ukraine

2505
01:57:53,120 --> 01:57:55,120
What is Switzerland

2506
01:57:55,120 --> 01:57:57,120
800

2507
01:57:57,120 --> 01:57:59,120
We don't know anything about these countries

2508
01:57:59,120 --> 01:58:01,120
European countries for 800

2509
01:58:01,120 --> 01:58:03,120
You knew Copenhagen

2510
01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:05,120
We've gone dry on this category otherwise

2511
01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:07,120
Located between Greece and Syria

2512
01:58:07,120 --> 01:58:09,120
The western portion is in Europe

2513
01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:11,120
What is Egypt

2514
01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:13,120
Is Egypt

2515
01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:15,120
Say it again

2516
01:58:15,120 --> 01:58:17,120
Located between Greece and Syria

2517
01:58:17,120 --> 01:58:19,120
The western portion is in Europe

2518
01:58:19,120 --> 01:58:21,120
What is Israel

2519
01:58:21,120 --> 01:58:23,120
What is Turkey

2520
01:58:23,120 --> 01:58:25,120
If I didn't get that one right that'd be a problem

2521
01:58:25,120 --> 01:58:27,120
If I didn't get that one right that'd be a problem

2522
01:58:27,120 --> 01:58:29,120
Because my mom lives in Greece

2523
01:58:29,120 --> 01:58:31,120
Dan's pick, you got

2524
01:58:31,120 --> 01:58:33,120
US government and famous criminals

2525
01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:35,120
Famous criminals

2526
01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:37,120
Because I'm not going to give Tyler the US government

2527
01:58:37,120 --> 01:58:39,120
200

2528
01:58:39,120 --> 01:58:41,120
Anyway

2529
01:58:41,120 --> 01:58:43,120
Hijacked a bowling 727

2530
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:45,120
Who is DB Cooper

2531
01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:47,120
I was right behind you on that

2532
01:58:47,120 --> 01:58:49,120
My eyes lit up

2533
01:58:49,120 --> 01:58:51,120
DB Cooper

2534
01:58:51,120 --> 01:58:53,120
He was never caught

2535
01:58:53,120 --> 01:58:55,120
I actually almost said that

2536
01:58:55,120 --> 01:58:57,120
I almost said when he announced the category

2537
01:58:57,120 --> 01:58:59,120
Who is DB Cooper

2538
01:58:59,120 --> 01:59:01,120
She would have been like

2539
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:03,120
Fuck

2540
01:59:03,120 --> 01:59:05,120
You're picking

2541
01:59:05,120 --> 01:59:07,120
US history

2542
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:09,120
Famous criminals

2543
01:59:09,120 --> 01:59:11,120
400

2544
01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:13,120
This drug trafficker escaped prison

2545
01:59:13,120 --> 01:59:15,120
Pablo Escobar

2546
01:59:15,120 --> 01:59:17,120
El Chapo

2547
01:59:17,120 --> 01:59:19,120
Damn

2548
01:59:19,120 --> 01:59:21,120
It was El Chapo

2549
01:59:21,120 --> 01:59:23,120
That was me baby

2550
01:59:23,120 --> 01:59:25,120
I said El Pablo

2551
01:59:25,120 --> 01:59:27,120
You said Pablo Escobar

2552
01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:29,120
I said El Chapo

2553
01:59:29,120 --> 01:59:31,120
Wait what was the beginning of that question

2554
01:59:31,120 --> 01:59:33,120
Because I didn't even hear the escaped part

2555
01:59:33,120 --> 01:59:35,120
I just already have my answer

2556
01:59:35,120 --> 01:59:37,120
This drug trafficker escaped prison

2557
01:59:37,120 --> 01:59:39,120
In 2001 and again

2558
01:59:39,120 --> 01:59:41,120
In 2015

2559
01:59:41,120 --> 01:59:43,120
El Pablo

2560
01:59:43,120 --> 01:59:45,120
Tyler's pick

2561
01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:47,120
US government

2562
01:59:47,120 --> 01:59:49,120
Fraction of votes required to override

2563
01:59:49,120 --> 01:59:51,120
A presidential veto

2564
01:59:51,120 --> 01:59:53,120
What is 137

2565
01:59:53,120 --> 01:59:55,120
What is a vote of no confidence

2566
01:59:55,120 --> 01:59:57,120
No the number

2567
01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:59,120
What is 137

2568
01:59:59,120 --> 02:00:01,120
Fraction of votes required

2569
02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:03,120
To override a

2570
02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:05,120
What is something majority

2571
02:00:05,120 --> 02:00:07,120
It's a fraction

2572
02:00:07,120 --> 02:00:09,120
What is two thirds

2573
02:00:09,120 --> 02:00:11,120
What is fucking AIDS

2574
02:00:11,120 --> 02:00:13,120
I said 66%

2575
02:00:13,120 --> 02:00:15,120
I gave him the percentage

2576
02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:17,120
He's asking for a fraction

2577
02:00:17,120 --> 02:00:19,120
66%

2578
02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:21,120
The fraction Alex

2579
02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:23,120
What did you say for the percentage

2580
02:00:23,120 --> 02:00:25,120
I said 66%

2581
02:00:25,120 --> 02:00:27,120
And he goes no the fraction

2582
02:00:27,120 --> 02:00:29,120
I said three thirds

2583
02:00:29,120 --> 02:00:31,120
I almost said 0.6

2584
02:00:31,120 --> 02:00:33,120
Repeating

2585
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:35,120
Tyler's pick

2586
02:00:35,120 --> 02:00:37,120
No that was Alan

2587
02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:39,120
I said two thirds

2588
02:00:39,120 --> 02:00:41,120
I said three thirds

2589
02:00:41,120 --> 02:00:43,120
I meant to say two thirds

2590
02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:45,120
But I said three thirds

2591
02:00:45,120 --> 02:00:47,120
Just one whole

2592
02:00:47,120 --> 02:00:49,120
What are the categories

2593
02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:51,120
US government

2594
02:00:51,120 --> 02:00:53,120
Famous criminals

2595
02:00:53,120 --> 02:00:55,120
Give me famous criminals

2596
02:00:55,120 --> 02:00:57,120
600

2597
02:00:57,120 --> 02:00:59,120
Killed hiding in Pakistan in 2001

2598
02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:01,120
Who is this

2599
02:01:01,120 --> 02:01:03,120
You motherfucker

2600
02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:05,120
What is Saddam Hussein

2601
02:01:05,120 --> 02:01:07,120
I was thinking of Gaddafi for a minute

2602
02:01:07,120 --> 02:01:09,120
He got stabbed in the asshole

2603
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:11,120
Is there any more famous criminals

2604
02:01:11,120 --> 02:01:13,120
800

2605
02:01:13,120 --> 02:01:15,120
Adopted the term helter skelter

2606
02:01:15,120 --> 02:01:17,120
To describe

2607
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:19,120
Charles Manson

2608
02:01:19,120 --> 02:01:21,120
Pending apocalyptic race war

2609
02:01:21,120 --> 02:01:23,120
Charles Manson

2610
02:01:23,120 --> 02:01:25,120
I just didn't even know where the fucking question was coming from

2611
02:01:25,120 --> 02:01:27,120
100,000

2612
02:01:27,120 --> 02:01:29,120
For criminals

2613
02:01:29,120 --> 02:01:31,120
Criminals

2614
02:01:31,120 --> 02:01:33,120
Gangster during prohibition

2615
02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:35,120
What is Al Capone

2616
02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:37,120
What is Bugsy Salome

2617
02:01:37,120 --> 02:01:39,120
Gangster during

2618
02:01:39,120 --> 02:01:41,120
Prohibition also the name of

2619
02:01:41,120 --> 02:01:43,120
Of a rapper

2620
02:01:43,120 --> 02:01:45,120
What is Scarface

2621
02:01:45,120 --> 02:01:47,120
What is Ghostface Killah

2622
02:01:47,120 --> 02:01:49,120
The notorious

2623
02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:51,120
B.I.G

2624
02:01:51,120 --> 02:01:53,120
Hold on

2625
02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:55,120
Who is Tupac

2626
02:01:55,120 --> 02:01:57,120
Wait also is a

2627
02:01:57,120 --> 02:01:59,120
We're gonna get pissed off if we don't

2628
02:01:59,120 --> 02:02:01,120
Get this

2629
02:02:01,120 --> 02:02:03,120
It's timed out

2630
02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:05,120
Cause I'm gonna get pissed off if one

2631
02:02:05,120 --> 02:02:07,120
No I said something bad

2632
02:02:07,120 --> 02:02:09,120
I was gonna say we're gonna get pissed off if somebody guesses it

2633
02:02:09,120 --> 02:02:11,120
Machine gun killah

2634
02:02:11,120 --> 02:02:13,120
God damn it

2635
02:02:13,120 --> 02:02:15,120
What the fuck

2636
02:02:15,120 --> 02:02:17,120
God damn it

2637
02:02:17,120 --> 02:02:19,120
That sucks

2638
02:02:19,120 --> 02:02:21,120
Holy shit

2639
02:02:21,120 --> 02:02:23,120
U.S. Government is the only category

2640
02:02:23,120 --> 02:02:25,120
So you want

2641
02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:27,120
600

2642
02:02:27,120 --> 02:02:29,120
Tyler Wins

2643
02:02:29,120 --> 02:02:31,120
First Secretary of the

2644
02:02:31,120 --> 02:02:33,120
Treasury

2645
02:02:33,120 --> 02:02:35,120
What is Alexander Hamilton

2646
02:02:35,120 --> 02:02:37,120
Dude it's over

2647
02:02:37,120 --> 02:02:39,120
I didn't even listen to the question

2648
02:02:39,120 --> 02:02:41,120
I know I'm not going in this category

2649
02:02:41,120 --> 02:02:43,120
U.S. Government

2650
02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:45,120
For well there's 800

2651
02:02:45,120 --> 02:02:47,120
Okay

2652
02:02:47,120 --> 02:02:49,120
He ran against George W. Bush

2653
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:51,120
In 2004

2654
02:02:51,120 --> 02:02:53,120
No in 2004

2655
02:02:53,120 --> 02:02:55,120
Who's John Mckean

2656
02:02:55,120 --> 02:02:57,120
Wait ran against

2657
02:02:57,120 --> 02:02:59,120
John Kare

2658
02:02:59,120 --> 02:03:01,120
Fuck

2659
02:03:01,120 --> 02:03:03,120
I wasn't politically aware in

2660
02:03:03,120 --> 02:03:05,120
2004

2661
02:03:05,120 --> 02:03:07,120
I knew that from fucking South Park

2662
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:09,120
Dude I'm pissed I missed that

2663
02:03:09,120 --> 02:03:11,120
There's only one

2664
02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:13,120
Question left the 800 dollar question

2665
02:03:13,120 --> 02:03:15,120
For Dan

2666
02:03:15,120 --> 02:03:17,120
Oh shit

2667
02:03:17,120 --> 02:03:19,120
This makes it interesting

2668
02:03:19,120 --> 02:03:21,120
You got 5200

2669
02:03:21,120 --> 02:03:23,120
Depends on what the question is

2670
02:03:23,120 --> 02:03:25,120
5200

2671
02:03:25,120 --> 02:03:27,120
Ah dude

2672
02:03:27,120 --> 02:03:29,120
This is tough

2673
02:03:29,120 --> 02:03:31,120
Wait how much does Tyler have

2674
02:03:31,120 --> 02:03:33,120
4400

2675
02:03:33,120 --> 02:03:35,120
I'm only gonna do

2676
02:03:35,120 --> 02:03:37,120
300

2677
02:03:37,120 --> 02:03:39,120
400

2678
02:03:39,120 --> 02:03:41,120
He's got how many

2679
02:03:41,120 --> 02:03:43,120
This is the last question before Final Jeopardy

2680
02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:45,120
I got 3

2681
02:03:45,120 --> 02:03:47,120
This is the last question before Final Jeopardy

2682
02:03:47,120 --> 02:03:49,120
I'll just do 300

2683
02:03:49,120 --> 02:03:51,120
Alright current Chief Justice

2684
02:03:51,120 --> 02:03:53,120
Of the Supreme Court

2685
02:03:53,120 --> 02:03:55,120
Ruth Gator Ginsburg

2686
02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:57,120
No she's dead

2687
02:03:57,120 --> 02:03:59,120
Ruth Gator Ginsburg

2688
02:03:59,120 --> 02:04:01,120
Who is Calvin

2689
02:04:01,120 --> 02:04:03,120
Harris McAlvin Coolidge

2690
02:04:03,120 --> 02:04:05,120
Where's McAlvin

2691
02:04:05,120 --> 02:04:07,120
John Roberts

2692
02:04:07,120 --> 02:04:09,120
Calvin Harris

2693
02:04:09,120 --> 02:04:11,120
David Guetta

2694
02:04:11,120 --> 02:04:13,120
David Guetta

2695
02:04:13,120 --> 02:04:15,120
So Dan's got

2696
02:04:15,120 --> 02:04:17,120
4900

2697
02:04:17,120 --> 02:04:19,120
Tyler's got 4400

2698
02:04:19,120 --> 02:04:21,120
Alimakka's 1600

2699
02:04:21,120 --> 02:04:23,120
That hurts I'd be in this game if I didn't blow it on the daily double

2700
02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:25,120
Damn

2701
02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:27,120
We're going to fucking

2702
02:04:27,120 --> 02:04:29,120
Final Jeopardy motherfuckers

2703
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:31,120
So we gotta text KCR

2704
02:04:31,120 --> 02:04:33,120
The category is punk rock

2705
02:04:33,120 --> 02:04:35,120
Oh

2706
02:04:35,120 --> 02:04:37,120
Oh yes I do

2707
02:04:37,120 --> 02:04:53,120
Alright what am I doing here? I'm texting Casey

2708
02:04:53,120 --> 02:04:55,120
Yeah

2709
02:04:55,120 --> 02:04:57,120
Wait hold on a second

2710
02:04:57,120 --> 02:04:59,120
Wait hold on a second

2711
02:04:59,120 --> 02:05:01,120
Wait hold on a second

2712
02:05:01,120 --> 02:05:03,120
Wait hold on a second

2713
02:05:03,120 --> 02:05:05,120
Wait hold on a second

2714
02:05:05,120 --> 02:05:09,120
Oh, is Dan changing his mind?

2715
02:05:09,120 --> 02:05:10,120
Yeah.

2716
02:05:10,120 --> 02:05:16,560
Alright, well, uh, I say those are some good wagers.

2717
02:05:16,560 --> 02:05:20,800
Final Jeopardy question.

2718
02:05:20,800 --> 02:05:24,520
Uh, categories punk rock.

2719
02:05:24,520 --> 02:05:28,040
Two bands Tom DeLonge was in besides Blink-182.

2720
02:05:28,040 --> 02:05:31,560
Oh, fuck.

2721
02:05:31,560 --> 02:05:33,840
I know one for sure.

2722
02:05:33,840 --> 02:05:36,240
Oh, I know.

2723
02:05:36,240 --> 02:05:38,120
Yep.

2724
02:05:38,120 --> 02:05:49,240
I didn't spell it right, but you'll get it.

2725
02:05:49,240 --> 02:05:55,200
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.

2726
02:05:55,200 --> 02:05:58,120
So this is I'm retarded.

2727
02:05:58,120 --> 02:06:01,240
Alright, is that your final answer Tyler?

2728
02:06:01,240 --> 02:06:02,240
Yeah.

2729
02:06:02,240 --> 02:06:03,240
I'm retarded.

2730
02:06:03,240 --> 02:06:05,400
Alright, Tyler said I'm retarded.

2731
02:06:05,400 --> 02:06:07,120
He said bet it all.

2732
02:06:07,120 --> 02:06:08,120
Oh shit.

2733
02:06:08,120 --> 02:06:09,120
Tyler loses.

2734
02:06:09,120 --> 02:06:10,600
So you got, you down to zero.

2735
02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:14,720
I really hope the second one I put down he was in because I know the first one was.

2736
02:06:14,720 --> 02:06:19,200
Allie Mack said boxcar racer and angels and airwaves.

2737
02:06:19,200 --> 02:06:20,200
That's correct.

2738
02:06:20,200 --> 02:06:21,200
I was going to say angels and airwaves.

2739
02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:22,200
But I didn't know the other one.

2740
02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:23,200
Oh, you did it too though, didn't you?

2741
02:06:23,200 --> 02:06:24,200
And he said bet it all.

2742
02:06:24,200 --> 02:06:25,200
Fuck.

2743
02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:26,200
Bet it all.

2744
02:06:26,200 --> 02:06:30,840
Dan said boxcar racer and angels and airwaves.

2745
02:06:30,840 --> 02:06:31,840
Dan got me.

2746
02:06:31,840 --> 02:06:33,440
And he bet 1500.

2747
02:06:33,440 --> 02:06:34,440
Wait.

2748
02:06:34,440 --> 02:06:35,440
Yep.

2749
02:06:35,440 --> 02:06:36,440
So he's got.

2750
02:06:36,440 --> 02:06:37,440
So he's got me.

2751
02:06:37,440 --> 02:06:38,440
So he's got 6400.

2752
02:06:38,440 --> 02:06:39,440
Allie Mack's got 3200.

2753
02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:40,440
I was going to say Dan wins.

2754
02:06:40,440 --> 02:06:41,440
Dude.

2755
02:06:41,440 --> 02:06:42,440
Dan wins.

2756
02:06:42,440 --> 02:06:43,440
Dude, that daily double hurt so bad.

2757
02:06:43,440 --> 02:06:44,440
Oh God.

2758
02:06:44,440 --> 02:06:45,440
I would have won.

2759
02:06:45,440 --> 02:06:46,440
Don't let me see you do anything.

2760
02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:47,440
Dan wins.

2761
02:06:47,440 --> 02:07:00,440
Next time I get a daily double, I'm just wagering whatever the question was worth.

2762
02:07:00,440 --> 02:07:03,200
I fucked that one up royally.

2763
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:04,200
Dan, congratulations.

2764
02:07:04,200 --> 02:07:07,120
How the fuck did you not know that, man?

2765
02:07:07,120 --> 02:07:08,120
You're a blink guy.

2766
02:07:08,120 --> 02:07:09,120
I knew angels and airwaves.

2767
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:12,120
I didn't realize the boxcar racer was there.

2768
02:07:12,120 --> 02:07:13,120
Yeah.

2769
02:07:13,120 --> 02:07:17,720
Dude, and I fucking forgot about boxcar racer until a fucking song came on my shuffle like

2770
02:07:17,720 --> 02:07:18,720
two days ago.

2771
02:07:18,720 --> 02:07:19,720
I feel so mad.

2772
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:20,720
I feel so angry.

2773
02:07:20,720 --> 02:07:21,720
I feel so hopeless.

2774
02:07:21,720 --> 02:07:22,720
I feel so lost complete.

2775
02:07:22,720 --> 02:07:23,720
Dan wins a fucking yen, man.

2776
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:24,720
Damn.

2777
02:07:24,720 --> 02:07:25,720
That's so bad.

2778
02:07:25,720 --> 02:07:26,720
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

2779
02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:27,720
I'm going to the bathroom.

2780
02:07:27,720 --> 02:07:28,720
I'm going to the bathroom.

2781
02:07:28,720 --> 02:07:29,720
I'm going to the bathroom.

2782
02:07:29,720 --> 02:07:30,720
I'm going to the bathroom.

2783
02:07:30,720 --> 02:07:31,720
Oh, that's what Kaley does.

2784
02:07:31,720 --> 02:07:32,720
Damn.

2785
02:07:32,720 --> 02:07:33,720
Let me tell you guys.

2786
02:07:33,720 --> 02:07:34,720
Next time.

2787
02:07:34,720 --> 02:07:35,720
Yeah.

2788
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:38,640
When I come out of this slump boys, you're all fucking done.

2789
02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:40,000
I'm not playing bad games.

2790
02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:44,400
I'm just really bad at the wagering, both on the daily doubles and especially the final

2791
02:07:44,400 --> 02:07:45,400
jeopardy.

2792
02:07:45,400 --> 02:07:46,400
All right.

2793
02:07:46,400 --> 02:07:47,400
Hit those smelly sobs, boy.

2794
02:07:47,400 --> 02:07:48,400
Hit that fucking smelly sobs.

2795
02:07:48,400 --> 02:07:49,400
No, you got a red line.

2796
02:07:49,400 --> 02:07:50,400
You can't fucking use the black.

2797
02:07:50,400 --> 02:07:51,400
Fucking red line.

2798
02:07:51,400 --> 02:07:52,400
Here's your red line.

2799
02:07:52,400 --> 02:07:53,400
I'm going to the bathroom.

2800
02:07:53,400 --> 02:08:02,360
I'm just going to say those are recreational uses.

2801
02:08:02,360 --> 02:08:03,960
That's an atomic rhino.

2802
02:08:03,960 --> 02:08:06,680
This segment brought to you by Tom and Tyler.

2803
02:08:06,680 --> 02:08:07,680
He's good.

2804
02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:08,680
It's me, Tyler.

2805
02:08:08,680 --> 02:08:14,480
Tyler appears to be having a heart attack.

2806
02:08:14,480 --> 02:08:15,480
Crackstick enough.

2807
02:08:15,480 --> 02:08:16,480
Crackstick enough.

2808
02:08:16,480 --> 02:08:17,480
Get that shit, boy.

2809
02:08:17,480 --> 02:08:22,480
I'm going to give it a big one here.

2810
02:08:22,480 --> 02:08:26,640
This one's really going to hurt.

2811
02:08:26,640 --> 02:08:39,120
Imagine if you didn't put the top on that and just fucking gas me.

2812
02:08:39,120 --> 02:08:41,120
World War Two fucking Germany.

2813
02:08:41,120 --> 02:09:00,720
Would you for $100, if I made an adapter to screw this onto a gas mask for $100, screw

2814
02:09:00,720 --> 02:09:01,720
it onto a gas mask.

2815
02:09:01,720 --> 02:09:02,720
How long?

2816
02:09:02,720 --> 02:09:07,720
And you have to take two full breaths.

2817
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:08,720
Could you do it?

2818
02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:09,720
No.

2819
02:09:09,720 --> 02:09:10,720
Two full breaths.

2820
02:09:10,720 --> 02:09:11,800
Two full breaths.

2821
02:09:11,800 --> 02:09:12,800
I think for $500.

2822
02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:13,800
For $100.

2823
02:09:13,800 --> 02:09:16,680
No, not for $100.

2824
02:09:16,680 --> 02:09:17,680
Screw it onto a gas mask.

2825
02:09:17,680 --> 02:09:18,680
I think I would.

2826
02:09:18,680 --> 02:09:19,680
I think I would.

2827
02:09:19,680 --> 02:09:24,120
You got to wait till the countdown and then you got to go.

2828
02:09:24,120 --> 02:09:25,120
I think I would.

2829
02:09:25,120 --> 02:09:28,200
I think it would be one of the most regrettable experiences in my entire life.

2830
02:09:28,200 --> 02:09:29,200
I know it would be.

2831
02:09:29,200 --> 02:09:31,080
If you throw up.

2832
02:09:31,080 --> 02:09:34,400
I would definitely throw up, but I'd be $100 richer.

2833
02:09:34,400 --> 02:09:35,400
Oh, dude.

2834
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:37,880
I don't know if I, that might cause some serious issues.

2835
02:09:37,880 --> 02:09:38,880
You would die.

2836
02:09:38,880 --> 02:09:39,880
Good.

2837
02:09:39,880 --> 02:09:40,880
It's like, you're concentrated.

2838
02:09:40,880 --> 02:09:44,040
It's like, see this, you have like the atmospheric air mixing with it.

2839
02:09:44,040 --> 02:09:46,680
And it's like, you're only getting a small percentage.

2840
02:09:46,680 --> 02:09:47,680
It's ammonia.

2841
02:09:47,680 --> 02:09:48,680
It'll kill you.

2842
02:09:48,680 --> 02:09:49,680
Dude.

2843
02:09:49,680 --> 02:09:56,920
Yeah, but if you're wearing a gas mask, it can't push the air out.

2844
02:09:56,920 --> 02:09:57,920
That's worse.

2845
02:09:57,920 --> 02:09:58,920
Oh yeah, you die.

2846
02:09:58,920 --> 02:09:59,920
That's ammonia.

2847
02:09:59,920 --> 02:10:00,920
You kill yourself.

2848
02:10:00,920 --> 02:10:04,280
No, I'm saying it can't displace the O2 that's in the mask though.

2849
02:10:04,280 --> 02:10:06,400
Like, you'll still have some ambient air.

2850
02:10:06,400 --> 02:10:08,040
Yeah, but it's fucking ammonia.

2851
02:10:08,040 --> 02:10:09,040
Yeah.

2852
02:10:09,040 --> 02:10:11,400
I think if you did two full breaths, I think you'd pass right the fuck out.

2853
02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,400
I think I'd pass out.

2854
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:14,280
I don't think it would be, I don't think you'd die.

2855
02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:15,720
I think it could be fatal.

2856
02:10:15,720 --> 02:10:16,720
It definitely could be.

2857
02:10:16,720 --> 02:10:17,720
I don't know, man.

2858
02:10:17,720 --> 02:10:18,720
That'd be a dangerous experiment.

2859
02:10:18,720 --> 02:10:19,720
I'd do it.

2860
02:10:19,720 --> 02:10:24,720
All right, let's get a gas mask that can fit it.

2861
02:10:24,720 --> 02:10:27,720
No, but I got one in my car.

2862
02:10:27,720 --> 02:10:28,720
Do you actually?

2863
02:10:28,720 --> 02:10:30,040
I got an Israeli civilian gas mask.

2864
02:10:30,040 --> 02:10:31,040
I carry it with me everywhere.

2865
02:10:31,040 --> 02:10:32,040
What?

2866
02:10:32,040 --> 02:10:33,040
What?

2867
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:34,040
Yes.

2868
02:10:34,040 --> 02:10:35,040
Are you kidding me?

2869
02:10:35,040 --> 02:10:36,040
What the fuck?

2870
02:10:36,040 --> 02:10:37,040
Bro, if I...

2871
02:10:37,040 --> 02:10:38,040
What?

2872
02:10:38,040 --> 02:10:39,040
I don't want that shit on each other.

2873
02:10:39,040 --> 02:10:43,480
If there's a nuclear fallout, dude, I'm prepped.

2874
02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:45,080
I've got at least 12 hours of that mask.

2875
02:10:45,080 --> 02:10:48,080
I remember we were talking about that on the other podcast.

2876
02:10:48,080 --> 02:10:50,000
I bought one for each of my family members.

2877
02:10:50,000 --> 02:10:51,000
Yes.

2878
02:10:51,000 --> 02:10:52,000
Really?

2879
02:10:52,000 --> 02:10:53,000
Yeah.

2880
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:54,000
No shit.

2881
02:10:54,000 --> 02:10:55,000
Yeah, they're pretty cheap.

2882
02:10:55,000 --> 02:10:56,000
They're like 65 bucks.

2883
02:10:56,000 --> 02:10:57,000
Really?

2884
02:10:57,000 --> 02:10:58,000
And they're one of the better ones for the price.

2885
02:10:58,000 --> 02:10:59,000
I was looking at the American ones.

2886
02:10:59,000 --> 02:11:00,000
Those are like 250 bucks.

2887
02:11:00,000 --> 02:11:01,960
I do not judge that purchase at all.

2888
02:11:01,960 --> 02:11:02,960
I was just shocked.

2889
02:11:02,960 --> 02:11:03,960
I didn't expect that.

2890
02:11:03,960 --> 02:11:05,720
Yeah, it's always in the back of my car.

2891
02:11:05,720 --> 02:11:08,200
Well, I need to do more research on this before I do it then.

2892
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:10,440
I didn't think I was actually going to have...

2893
02:11:10,440 --> 02:11:17,280
Because if it's not immediately dangerous to immediate cell death in my brain, I will

2894
02:11:17,280 --> 02:11:18,280
do it.

2895
02:11:18,280 --> 02:11:20,560
But otherwise, I don't think it's worth it.

2896
02:11:20,560 --> 02:11:22,000
It's 100 bucks, bro.

2897
02:11:22,000 --> 02:11:23,000
It's two breaths.

2898
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:24,000
Just...

2899
02:11:24,000 --> 02:11:25,000
No, no, no.

2900
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:32,680
Bro, so say you went in your underground bunker by yourself one day.

2901
02:11:32,680 --> 02:11:33,680
No, I don't.

2902
02:11:33,680 --> 02:11:36,800
I thought you had a fallout shelter.

2903
02:11:36,800 --> 02:11:37,800
I got the bus.

2904
02:11:37,800 --> 02:11:38,800
Oh.

2905
02:11:38,800 --> 02:11:40,800
I think I was talking about turning it into a fallout shelter.

2906
02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:41,800
Dude, if I buried it...

2907
02:11:41,800 --> 02:11:47,360
If I just decided to scrap the project and you just bury it and put dirt on the sides,

2908
02:11:47,360 --> 02:11:49,480
dirt over the top of it, it's got a hatch on the top.

2909
02:11:49,480 --> 02:11:50,480
Like a bus.

2910
02:11:50,480 --> 02:11:51,600
How long would you want to be able to...

2911
02:11:51,600 --> 02:11:54,960
I mean, how long could you feasibly live in that bunker though?

2912
02:11:54,960 --> 02:11:58,880
Oh, dude, probably as long as you had water and food.

2913
02:11:58,880 --> 02:11:59,880
Dude, say you went...

2914
02:11:59,880 --> 02:12:00,880
Emptying the toilet would be a problem.

2915
02:12:00,880 --> 02:12:06,600
That's what I'm saying though, it's just like, what type of quality of life do you have there?

2916
02:12:06,600 --> 02:12:09,720
Because it's not like the fallout above your head is going to go away.

2917
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:10,720
What's that?

2918
02:12:10,720 --> 02:12:13,640
It's not like the fallout above your head is just going to go away.

2919
02:12:13,640 --> 02:12:17,720
No, but there's a period of time where it's less dangerous.

2920
02:12:17,720 --> 02:12:20,640
Yeah, it's like fallout four, bro.

2921
02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,520
Three Mile Island, it was like...

2922
02:12:22,520 --> 02:12:24,400
I think in seven days it was fine.

2923
02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:25,400
Nothing happened.

2924
02:12:25,400 --> 02:12:26,400
Okay.

2925
02:12:26,400 --> 02:12:29,360
So it depends on the type of fallout.

2926
02:12:29,360 --> 02:12:33,680
But the main thing with fallout is you don't want to breathe it in from what I understand.

2927
02:12:33,680 --> 02:12:35,320
You don't want to get it in your lungs.

2928
02:12:35,320 --> 02:12:37,080
You want to keep it out of your body.

2929
02:12:37,080 --> 02:12:40,760
It's okay if it's a little bit on the outside of your body because you can rinse it off

2930
02:12:40,760 --> 02:12:42,080
and brush it off.

2931
02:12:42,080 --> 02:12:44,480
But the big problem comes when you get it inside your body.

2932
02:12:44,480 --> 02:12:45,480
Yeah.

2933
02:12:45,480 --> 02:12:46,480
But doesn't it...

2934
02:12:46,480 --> 02:12:47,480
I mean, it's gamma rays though.

2935
02:12:47,480 --> 02:12:48,880
It shoots right through your tissue.

2936
02:12:48,880 --> 02:12:50,160
It shoots through just about everything.

2937
02:12:50,160 --> 02:12:54,000
Well, so it connects to the particles in the air.

2938
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:55,080
So it's not the actual...

2939
02:12:55,080 --> 02:13:00,000
The fallout contaminates the natural particles, ambient particles, I guess.

2940
02:13:00,000 --> 02:13:01,600
I don't know what to call them.

2941
02:13:01,600 --> 02:13:05,320
But whatever dust is in the air naturally, that gets contaminated.

2942
02:13:05,320 --> 02:13:06,320
Then you breathe that in.

2943
02:13:06,320 --> 02:13:07,320
Gotcha.

2944
02:13:07,320 --> 02:13:10,160
But the actual radiation from the bomb is gone.

2945
02:13:10,160 --> 02:13:11,160
You know?

2946
02:13:11,160 --> 02:13:12,160
Gotcha.

2947
02:13:12,160 --> 02:13:13,840
That's only a very short term problem.

2948
02:13:13,840 --> 02:13:14,840
Right.

2949
02:13:14,840 --> 02:13:15,840
Yeah.

2950
02:13:15,840 --> 02:13:21,280
I was talking to a guy you work with actually who deals with nuclear stuff.

2951
02:13:21,280 --> 02:13:22,280
Older guy.

2952
02:13:22,280 --> 02:13:24,280
Can't say his name.

2953
02:13:24,280 --> 02:13:25,840
But he works at...

2954
02:13:25,840 --> 02:13:27,840
Can I get the first initial?

2955
02:13:27,840 --> 02:13:30,280
I believe it's D.

2956
02:13:30,280 --> 02:13:32,280
Is that first or last name?

2957
02:13:32,280 --> 02:13:33,280
First.

2958
02:13:33,280 --> 02:13:36,160
I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.

2959
02:13:36,160 --> 02:13:37,160
I was so...

2960
02:13:37,160 --> 02:13:38,160
But he said that.

2961
02:13:38,160 --> 02:13:39,160
He's like, oh, that won't do shit.

2962
02:13:39,160 --> 02:13:40,160
He goes, your iostat...

2963
02:13:40,160 --> 02:13:42,160
Oh, I know who you're talking about.

2964
02:13:42,160 --> 02:13:43,160
Yeah.

2965
02:13:43,160 --> 02:13:44,160
Yeah.

2966
02:13:44,160 --> 02:13:45,160
He's like, that ain't going to do shit.

2967
02:13:45,160 --> 02:13:48,440
He goes, you're going to be so dead from the initial blast.

2968
02:13:48,440 --> 02:13:49,680
He's like, it's not even going to matter.

2969
02:13:49,680 --> 02:13:53,360
But if you do survive the initial blast, that shit does.

2970
02:13:53,360 --> 02:13:56,200
I have iodide, potassium iodide tablets.

2971
02:13:56,200 --> 02:13:57,200
I got those on deck.

2972
02:13:57,200 --> 02:13:59,200
He's going to say, get this.

2973
02:13:59,200 --> 02:14:01,760
Wear a gas mask and get the fuck out.

2974
02:14:01,760 --> 02:14:07,080
Even if you're in that shelter when the bomb goes off, if it's in a close enough proximity,

2975
02:14:07,080 --> 02:14:08,640
you're still just going to be fucking...

2976
02:14:08,640 --> 02:14:09,640
Yeah.

2977
02:14:09,640 --> 02:14:11,640
Unless it's deep enough.

2978
02:14:11,640 --> 02:14:14,400
Because they want to drop that shit on major cities.

2979
02:14:14,400 --> 02:14:15,400
Right.

2980
02:14:15,400 --> 02:14:16,400
Right.

2981
02:14:16,400 --> 02:14:19,040
But they have enough to fucking bomb everything though.

2982
02:14:19,040 --> 02:14:20,040
It's not just...

2983
02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:22,840
I mean, you got to think about just how many fucking nukes there is.

2984
02:14:22,840 --> 02:14:25,440
What they're trying to target is our nukes.

2985
02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:26,440
Right.

2986
02:14:26,440 --> 02:14:27,440
Yeah.

2987
02:14:27,440 --> 02:14:30,840
So they're going to go to the nuclear sponge in the middle of the country.

2988
02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:31,840
That's where...

2989
02:14:31,840 --> 02:14:36,960
Dude, you can literally zoom in on a map and you can start spotting nuclear launch sites.

2990
02:14:36,960 --> 02:14:39,240
I know, he did talk about that.

2991
02:14:39,240 --> 02:14:40,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2992
02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:41,240
Not to go off on it again.

2993
02:14:41,240 --> 02:14:42,240
And it'll be marked.

2994
02:14:42,240 --> 02:14:45,120
But you can literally, once you know what they look like, you can see them.

2995
02:14:45,120 --> 02:14:46,680
Dude, there's so many.

2996
02:14:46,680 --> 02:14:47,680
It's like...

2997
02:14:47,680 --> 02:14:48,680
Yeah.

2998
02:14:48,680 --> 02:14:52,120
What if we launched all our nukes at Russia and they launched all theirs back and they

2999
02:14:52,120 --> 02:14:54,520
just collided midair and nobody had any nukes left?

3000
02:14:54,520 --> 02:14:55,520
That's not what happens.

3001
02:14:55,520 --> 02:14:57,320
That would suck for everything in the ocean.

3002
02:14:57,320 --> 02:14:59,640
They would get really fucked.

3003
02:14:59,640 --> 02:15:00,640
Yeah.

3004
02:15:00,640 --> 02:15:01,640
Don't ever eat a piece of fish again.

3005
02:15:01,640 --> 02:15:04,640
You're like, well, the lobsters are going.

3006
02:15:04,640 --> 02:15:05,640
Yeah.

3007
02:15:05,640 --> 02:15:06,800
You're like, well, guys, great job.

3008
02:15:06,800 --> 02:15:09,920
We can't drink water on this planet for 55,000 years.

3009
02:15:09,920 --> 02:15:10,920
Right.

3010
02:15:10,920 --> 02:15:11,920
Right.

3011
02:15:11,920 --> 02:15:18,200
All I would say is buy stock in the companies that filter water, that filter radiation out.

3012
02:15:18,200 --> 02:15:21,880
So what would you do if you went in your nuclear fault shelter?

3013
02:15:21,880 --> 02:15:27,680
When the bombs were dropping and you survived down there for one year and you came out and

3014
02:15:27,680 --> 02:15:29,560
you were the only person left on earth?

3015
02:15:29,560 --> 02:15:30,560
That would fucking suck.

3016
02:15:30,560 --> 02:15:31,560
Would you just like...

3017
02:15:31,560 --> 02:15:32,560
I know, I wouldn't be...

3018
02:15:32,560 --> 02:15:33,560
I'd be fucking with this.

3019
02:15:33,560 --> 02:15:34,560
Are we good?

3020
02:15:34,560 --> 02:15:35,560
Check.

3021
02:15:35,560 --> 02:15:36,560
Yeah.

3022
02:15:36,560 --> 02:15:37,560
Check.

3023
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:38,560
We're good.

3024
02:15:38,560 --> 02:15:39,560
We're back, baby.

3025
02:15:39,560 --> 02:15:40,560
Oh, my fucking...

3026
02:15:40,560 --> 02:15:49,040
Dude, I would immediately, my first thought is I got to find some living tail.

3027
02:15:49,040 --> 02:15:52,040
Yeah.

3028
02:15:52,040 --> 02:15:54,880
If you take enough...

3029
02:15:54,880 --> 02:15:55,880
And start procreating.

3030
02:15:55,880 --> 02:15:56,880
If you download enough porn for yourself.

3031
02:15:56,880 --> 02:15:57,880
No.

3032
02:15:57,880 --> 02:16:01,480
Hopefully I wouldn't need it, but use my imagination.

3033
02:16:01,480 --> 02:16:03,480
Not good enough.

3034
02:16:03,480 --> 02:16:04,480
Too broke.

3035
02:16:04,480 --> 02:16:05,480
I mean, I can't imagine...

3036
02:16:05,480 --> 02:16:09,760
You got to run lights to look at the porn and you got to have your laptop charged.

3037
02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:10,760
I can't imagine.

3038
02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:12,760
I can't imagine it being all that crap.

3039
02:16:12,760 --> 02:16:13,760
All right, wait.

3040
02:16:13,760 --> 02:16:16,520
So you'd be going, you'd be looking for some tail.

3041
02:16:16,520 --> 02:16:17,520
Oh, yeah.

3042
02:16:17,520 --> 02:16:19,360
That would be priority number one.

3043
02:16:19,360 --> 02:16:20,360
Oh, numero uno.

3044
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:23,360
Like, I mean, obviously, obviously if my girlfriend wasn't there.

3045
02:16:23,360 --> 02:16:26,360
But there is no tail.

3046
02:16:26,360 --> 02:16:29,360
Well, that's what you'd think, but that's...

3047
02:16:29,360 --> 02:16:31,360
Would you try to repopulate the world?

3048
02:16:31,360 --> 02:16:32,360
Absolutely.

3049
02:16:32,360 --> 02:16:33,360
That's what I'm talking about.

3050
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:34,360
But who?

3051
02:16:34,360 --> 02:16:41,160
Like, 70 year old tumor-ridden cancer bitch that just survived out outside.

3052
02:16:41,160 --> 02:16:42,160
That's all I had?

3053
02:16:42,160 --> 02:16:43,160
That's all you had?

3054
02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:44,160
Hey, smooth skin.

3055
02:16:44,160 --> 02:16:48,440
I had to start trying to see if we could get this fire kindled here.

3056
02:16:48,440 --> 02:16:51,480
See if we can get these sticks lit.

3057
02:16:51,480 --> 02:16:54,320
Like jerk off into a cup and try to pour it in afterwards.

3058
02:16:54,320 --> 02:16:55,320
Hey, smooth skin.

3059
02:16:55,320 --> 02:16:56,920
Yeah, well, I'd go for it.

3060
02:16:56,920 --> 02:16:59,520
What if your dick got gangrene?

3061
02:16:59,520 --> 02:17:01,280
Oh, God.

3062
02:17:01,280 --> 02:17:02,280
That poor soul.

3063
02:17:02,280 --> 02:17:03,280
That would be a problem.

3064
02:17:03,280 --> 02:17:04,280
Gangrene dick.

3065
02:17:04,280 --> 02:17:08,880
But I feel like the people that you're going to encounter outside of that fallout shelter

3066
02:17:08,880 --> 02:17:10,600
when you get out, they're not going to be friendly.

3067
02:17:10,600 --> 02:17:13,000
Oh, no, they're going to try and steal your shit.

3068
02:17:13,000 --> 02:17:15,640
Yeah, they're either going to try to kill you or take your shit.

3069
02:17:15,640 --> 02:17:16,640
Everybody will.

3070
02:17:16,640 --> 02:17:20,320
Dude, it's going to be just like The Walking Dead if it ever happens.

3071
02:17:20,320 --> 02:17:21,320
Exactly like it.

3072
02:17:21,320 --> 02:17:22,800
Government's not going to be able to help you.

3073
02:17:22,800 --> 02:17:24,800
No, government will be out of the picture.

3074
02:17:24,800 --> 02:17:27,080
There's not going to be any cell phones.

3075
02:17:27,080 --> 02:17:32,680
They probably will set up DMZs and shit that'll probably get overrun once rations start to

3076
02:17:32,680 --> 02:17:33,680
wear thin.

3077
02:17:33,680 --> 02:17:38,720
Like if it's in a big city or something, they'll set up zones.

3078
02:17:38,720 --> 02:17:41,680
They're going to try to maintain control.

3079
02:17:41,680 --> 02:17:43,320
They're just not going to be able to.

3080
02:17:43,320 --> 02:17:44,960
That's why I really want to get my bus going.

3081
02:17:44,960 --> 02:17:48,760
So it's like if shit does hit the fan, I've got a house I can just take on wheels.

3082
02:17:48,760 --> 02:17:50,600
Yeah, you know, it's not a bad idea.

3083
02:17:50,600 --> 02:17:51,600
Just anywhere.

3084
02:17:51,600 --> 02:17:53,920
You have any sort of like air filtration on it or?

3085
02:17:53,920 --> 02:17:56,760
No, it's I mean, it's got holes in the floorboard.

3086
02:17:56,760 --> 02:17:59,760
So like, so we're far from that.

3087
02:17:59,760 --> 02:18:00,760
Far from air filtration.

3088
02:18:00,760 --> 02:18:03,040
I got a 2006 Honda Civic.

3089
02:18:03,040 --> 02:18:05,040
2006 Honda Civic.

3090
02:18:05,040 --> 02:18:06,520
2006 Honda Civic.

3091
02:18:06,520 --> 02:18:07,520
Green.

3092
02:18:07,520 --> 02:18:10,240
2010 Honda Civic.

3093
02:18:10,240 --> 02:18:12,680
2012 Toyota Prius.

3094
02:18:12,680 --> 02:18:13,680
All right.

3095
02:18:13,680 --> 02:18:16,680
Well, I guess we're ending.

3096
02:18:16,680 --> 02:18:20,320
Because we're having some real bad technical difficulties.

3097
02:18:20,320 --> 02:18:22,920
Casey shut our mics off.

3098
02:18:22,920 --> 02:18:24,960
He's trying to silence me and Dan.

3099
02:18:24,960 --> 02:18:26,440
Well, they're they're kind of stupid.

3100
02:18:26,440 --> 02:18:29,800
Well, me and Casey are the true hosts of the show.

3101
02:18:29,800 --> 02:18:31,360
Anyways, send us an email.

3102
02:18:31,360 --> 02:18:32,360
Untitled podcast.

3103
02:18:32,360 --> 02:18:35,360
Check the email before we go.

3104
02:18:35,360 --> 02:18:36,960
Yeah, check the email before we go.

3105
02:18:36,960 --> 02:18:39,000
We definitely didn't get anybody emailing us.

3106
02:18:39,000 --> 02:18:40,000
Oh my God.

3107
02:18:40,000 --> 02:18:41,880
OK, I'll check the email next time.

3108
02:18:41,880 --> 02:18:44,680
I don't feel exciting it right now.

3109
02:18:44,680 --> 02:18:45,680
Next time.

3110
02:18:45,680 --> 02:18:46,680
Next time.

3111
02:18:46,680 --> 02:18:52,880
There is no tomorrow.

3112
02:18:52,880 --> 02:18:53,880
There is no God.

3113
02:18:53,880 --> 02:18:54,880
Anything?

3114
02:18:54,880 --> 02:18:55,880
Yeah.

3115
02:18:55,880 --> 02:18:56,880
Oh, yeah.

3116
02:18:56,880 --> 02:18:57,880
Oh, shit.

3117
02:18:57,880 --> 02:18:58,880
I'll yell my part.

3118
02:18:58,880 --> 02:18:59,880
What's up?

3119
02:18:59,880 --> 02:19:04,680
You know, and as always, be kind to yourselves.

3120
02:19:04,680 --> 02:19:05,680
And each other.

3121
02:19:05,680 --> 02:19:06,680
We out.

3122
02:19:06,680 --> 02:19:07,680
Fuck you.

3123
02:19:07,680 --> 02:19:10,680
I'm going to go.

3124
02:19:10,680 --> 02:19:16,680
Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I never amount to nothing.

3125
02:19:16,680 --> 02:19:20,680
It's all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustling from that call the police

3126
02:19:20,680 --> 02:19:23,680
on when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter.

3127
02:19:23,680 --> 02:19:24,680
Yeah, dude.

3128
02:19:24,680 --> 02:19:25,680
It's all my people's in the struggle.

3129
02:19:25,680 --> 02:19:26,680
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

3130
02:19:26,680 --> 02:19:27,680
I'm sad.

3131
02:19:27,680 --> 02:19:28,680
37.

3132
02:19:28,680 --> 02:19:29,680
I used to read Word Up magazine.

3133
02:19:29,680 --> 02:19:30,680
Something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine.

3134
02:19:30,680 --> 02:19:31,680
Hangin' pictures of my mom.

3135
02:19:31,680 --> 02:19:32,680
37.

3136
02:19:32,680 --> 02:19:33,680
I used to read Word Up magazine.

3137
02:19:33,680 --> 02:19:34,680
Something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine.

3138
02:19:34,680 --> 02:19:35,680
Hangin' pictures of my mom.

3139
02:19:35,680 --> 02:19:36,680
37.

3140
02:19:36,680 --> 02:19:37,680
I used to read Word Up magazine.

3141
02:19:37,680 --> 02:19:38,680
37.

3142
02:19:38,680 --> 02:19:39,680
I used to read Word Up magazine.

3143
02:19:39,680 --> 02:19:40,680
37.

3144
02:19:40,680 --> 02:19:41,680
How you feelin' Don Juan?

3145
02:19:41,680 --> 02:19:42,680
Sad.

3146
02:19:42,680 --> 02:19:43,680
I'm just happy I'm not talking about this album.

3147
02:19:43,680 --> 02:19:44,680
I just want to help on the music.

3148
02:19:44,680 --> 02:19:45,680
It's just crazy though.

3149
02:19:45,680 --> 02:19:46,680
Dad.

3150
02:19:46,680 --> 02:19:47,680
Dad, dude.

3151
02:19:47,680 --> 02:19:48,680
I got a guilty.

3152
02:19:48,680 --> 02:19:50,680
I just might not find that music

3153
02:19:50,680 --> 02:19:52,680
and some people are like,

3154
02:19:52,680 --> 02:19:54,680
that's just crazy though

3155
02:19:54,680 --> 02:19:56,680
that's just crazy though

3156
02:19:56,680 --> 02:19:58,680
dude

3157
02:19:58,680 --> 02:20:00,680
dude I got juice in here

3158
02:20:00,680 --> 02:20:02,680
little fucker, Biggie Smalls over here

3159
02:20:02,680 --> 02:20:04,680
fuck

3160
02:20:04,680 --> 02:20:06,680
excuse me dude, I just bought the flat block

3161
02:20:06,680 --> 02:20:08,680
dude, oh

3162
02:20:08,680 --> 02:20:10,680
did you actually

3163
02:20:10,680 --> 02:20:12,680
yeah dude

3164
02:20:12,680 --> 02:20:14,680
yeah dude

3165
02:20:14,680 --> 02:20:16,680
we're back live

3166
02:20:16,680 --> 02:20:18,680
in Don Juan's Palace

3167
02:20:18,680 --> 02:20:20,680
so

3168
02:20:20,680 --> 02:20:22,680
so

3169
02:20:22,680 --> 02:20:24,680
you're gonna hear me over the phone right?

3170
02:20:24,680 --> 02:20:26,680
yeah

3171
02:20:26,680 --> 02:20:28,680
through Facebook Messenger

3172
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:30,680
oh ok so that's what you're recording

3173
02:20:30,680 --> 02:20:32,680
alright, so the sound quality

3174
02:20:32,680 --> 02:20:34,680
is not too bad right?

3175
02:20:34,680 --> 02:20:36,680
no it just sounds like a phone call or something

3176
02:20:36,680 --> 02:20:38,680
ok

3177
02:20:38,680 --> 02:20:40,680
so if we

3178
02:20:40,680 --> 02:20:42,680
if we got somebody

3179
02:20:42,680 --> 02:20:44,680
if we kidnapped somebody to do trivia

3180
02:20:44,680 --> 02:20:46,680
how would we record them?

3181
02:20:46,680 --> 02:20:48,680
uh, they would

3182
02:20:48,680 --> 02:20:50,680
just record through

3183
02:20:50,680 --> 02:20:52,680
my headset

3184
02:20:52,680 --> 02:20:54,680
oh

3185
02:20:54,680 --> 02:20:56,680
oh ok

3186
02:20:56,680 --> 02:20:58,680
oh wait are you on Messenger

3187
02:20:58,680 --> 02:21:00,680
on your headset right now?

3188
02:21:00,680 --> 02:21:02,680
uh no you just hear like the audio from my headset

3189
02:21:02,680 --> 02:21:04,680
over the microphone

3190
02:21:04,680 --> 02:21:06,680
oh

3191
02:21:06,680 --> 02:21:08,680
alright I think last time you like

3192
02:21:08,680 --> 02:21:10,680
recorded it or something

3193
02:21:10,680 --> 02:21:12,680
and like sent me the audio file

3194
02:21:12,680 --> 02:21:14,680
yeah

3195
02:21:14,680 --> 02:21:16,680
yeah is it

3196
02:21:16,680 --> 02:21:18,680
do you

3197
02:21:18,680 --> 02:21:20,680
do you wanna do that? Do you wanna go try and find somebody

3198
02:21:20,680 --> 02:21:22,680
again?

3199
02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:24,680
if we can find someone

3200
02:21:24,680 --> 02:21:26,680
or do you wanna just do the podcast?

3201
02:21:26,680 --> 02:21:28,680
um

3202
02:21:28,680 --> 02:21:30,680
it could be a

3203
02:21:30,680 --> 02:21:32,680
segment we try to find someone

3204
02:21:32,680 --> 02:21:34,680
alright

3205
02:21:34,680 --> 02:21:36,680
where are we gonna look?

3206
02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:38,680
so where

3207
02:21:38,680 --> 02:21:40,680
did we meet that other guy?

3208
02:21:40,680 --> 02:21:42,680
uh I'm not sure if it was actually the black cat

3209
02:21:42,680 --> 02:21:44,680
might have been in that like Japanese world

3210
02:21:44,680 --> 02:21:46,680
might have been

3211
02:21:46,680 --> 02:21:48,680
oh oh

3212
02:21:48,680 --> 02:21:50,680
it was either that or it was like a roulette

3213
02:21:50,680 --> 02:21:52,680
thing

3214
02:21:52,680 --> 02:21:54,680
yeah damn this is trippy

3215
02:21:54,680 --> 02:21:56,680
just put my headset back on and I

3216
02:21:56,680 --> 02:21:58,680
I'm in Don Juan's basement

3217
02:21:58,680 --> 02:22:00,680
you're in Don Juan's

3218
02:22:00,680 --> 02:22:02,680
yeah we got

3219
02:22:02,680 --> 02:22:04,680
yeah we got juicy

3220
02:22:04,680 --> 02:22:06,680
playing in the background here too

3221
02:22:06,680 --> 02:22:08,680
damn it's that dude with

3222
02:22:08,680 --> 02:22:10,680
the onion head

3223
02:22:10,680 --> 02:22:12,680
damn dude

3224
02:22:12,680 --> 02:22:14,680
he got that stink coming off his head

3225
02:22:14,680 --> 02:22:16,680
I said

3226
02:22:16,680 --> 02:22:18,680
you got Pacman up in this bitch

3227
02:22:18,680 --> 02:22:20,680
damn dude I said

3228
02:22:20,680 --> 02:22:22,680
I said to the guy I said I want the

3229
02:22:22,680 --> 02:22:24,680
I want a picture of that

3230
02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:26,680
big onion head there with the stink

3231
02:22:26,680 --> 02:22:28,680
and he said yeah yeah yeah

3232
02:22:28,680 --> 02:22:30,680
I know that guy with the stink I draw

3233
02:22:30,680 --> 02:22:32,680
him right down dude

3234
02:22:32,680 --> 02:22:34,680
this is just

3235
02:22:34,680 --> 02:22:36,680
surreal

3236
02:22:36,680 --> 02:22:38,680
what'd you put in the new update?

3237
02:22:38,680 --> 02:22:40,680
uh so

3238
02:22:40,680 --> 02:22:42,680
Don Juan's pool gets repossessed

3239
02:22:42,680 --> 02:22:44,680
I didn't know they repossessed pools

3240
02:22:44,680 --> 02:22:46,680
but

3241
02:22:46,680 --> 02:22:48,680
um

3242
02:22:48,680 --> 02:22:50,680
they said

3243
02:22:50,680 --> 02:22:52,680
they said my fucking check

3244
02:22:52,680 --> 02:22:54,680
house and they said they had

3245
02:22:54,680 --> 02:22:56,680
the fucker come and take

3246
02:22:56,680 --> 02:22:58,680
my pool back

3247
02:22:58,680 --> 02:23:00,680
put a big old fucker one board over that shit

3248
02:23:00,680 --> 02:23:02,680
good good

3249
02:23:02,680 --> 02:23:04,680
good good shit no more

3250
02:23:04,680 --> 02:23:06,680
good good shit no more

3251
02:23:06,680 --> 02:23:08,680
damn dude they said that

3252
02:23:08,680 --> 02:23:10,680
if I paid the

3253
02:23:10,680 --> 02:23:12,680
three thousand dollars dude they wouldn't do it

3254
02:23:12,680 --> 02:23:14,680
they said I was back a whole

3255
02:23:14,680 --> 02:23:16,680
I didn't make payments for an entire year dude

3256
02:23:18,680 --> 02:23:20,680
I feel no way dude

3257
02:23:20,680 --> 02:23:22,680
I can't afford that I ain't got the three thousand dollars

3258
02:23:22,680 --> 02:23:24,680
they brought the bulldozer

3259
02:23:24,680 --> 02:23:26,680
over dude filled it in

3260
02:23:26,680 --> 02:23:28,680
ah you got the PS1

3261
02:23:28,680 --> 02:23:30,680
on the living room screen

3262
02:23:30,680 --> 02:23:32,680
yeah but the PS1

3263
02:23:32,680 --> 02:23:34,680
is gone

3264
02:23:34,680 --> 02:23:36,680
oh where'd the PS1 go?

3265
02:23:36,680 --> 02:23:38,680
just disappeared

3266
02:23:38,680 --> 02:23:40,680
there's a Playstation 1 there with

3267
02:23:40,680 --> 02:23:42,680
Spira or with Crash Bandicoot

3268
02:23:42,680 --> 02:23:44,680
and uh

3269
02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:46,680
it just disappeared one day

3270
02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:48,680
our fucking untitled

3271
02:23:48,680 --> 02:23:50,680
podcast banner

3272
02:23:50,680 --> 02:23:52,680
oh yeah

3273
02:23:52,680 --> 02:23:54,680
yeah I wish

3274
02:23:54,680 --> 02:23:56,680
I wish the listeners would find this on

3275
02:23:56,680 --> 02:23:58,680
VRChat Don Juan's Palace

3276
02:23:58,680 --> 02:24:00,680
don't find it

3277
02:24:00,680 --> 02:24:02,680
don't look at the

3278
02:24:02,680 --> 02:24:04,680
palace on VRChat

3279
02:24:04,680 --> 02:24:06,680
don't look at the trees

3280
02:24:06,680 --> 02:24:08,680
that's the only rule

3281
02:24:08,680 --> 02:24:10,680
of Don Juan's Palace

3282
02:24:10,680 --> 02:24:12,680
you should change the name to don't look at the trees

3283
02:24:16,680 --> 02:24:18,680
damn dude

3284
02:24:18,680 --> 02:24:20,680
alright let's see where we're gonna go

3285
02:24:20,680 --> 02:24:22,680
and try and find somebody

3286
02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:24,680
you can do that

3287
02:24:24,680 --> 02:24:26,680
so what's been happening this week

3288
02:24:26,680 --> 02:24:28,680
I heard about the

3289
02:24:28,680 --> 02:24:30,680
rebellion in Moscow

3290
02:24:30,680 --> 02:24:32,680
oh is that even real?

3291
02:24:32,680 --> 02:24:34,680
yeah

3292
02:24:34,680 --> 02:24:36,680
they got like mercenaries who are

3293
02:24:36,680 --> 02:24:38,680
fucking anti uh anti-Putin

3294
02:24:38,680 --> 02:24:40,680
like Putin's former

3295
02:24:40,680 --> 02:24:42,680
general or whatever

3296
02:24:42,680 --> 02:24:44,680
and he's like starting a rebellion

3297
02:24:44,680 --> 02:24:46,680
against Putin he was gonna attack

3298
02:24:46,680 --> 02:24:48,680
Moscow but I guess they

3299
02:24:48,680 --> 02:24:50,680
made some kind of deal with him

3300
02:24:50,680 --> 02:24:52,680
dude this is

3301
02:24:52,680 --> 02:24:54,680
so this is one of

3302
02:24:54,680 --> 02:24:56,680
Putin's advisors

3303
02:24:56,680 --> 02:24:58,680
it was like

3304
02:24:58,680 --> 02:25:00,680
he was like a general

3305
02:25:00,680 --> 02:25:02,680
under Putin or like he used to

3306
02:25:02,680 --> 02:25:04,680
work for Putin but now he uh

3307
02:25:04,680 --> 02:25:06,680
he like rebelled against Putin

3308
02:25:06,680 --> 02:25:08,680
oh my god

3309
02:25:08,680 --> 02:25:10,680
dude that's some like

3310
02:25:10,680 --> 02:25:12,680
that's so ghetto that's like such a

3311
02:25:12,680 --> 02:25:14,680
like that's such a ghetto

3312
02:25:14,680 --> 02:25:16,680
country thing to do

3313
02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:18,680
you know what I mean?

3314
02:25:18,680 --> 02:25:20,680
like tell me your country's bootleg

3315
02:25:20,680 --> 02:25:22,680
without telling me your country's bootleg

3316
02:25:22,680 --> 02:25:24,680
wow I think a lot of

3317
02:25:24,680 --> 02:25:26,680
people are against the war in Ukraine

3318
02:25:26,680 --> 02:25:28,680
and I think a lot of the Russians

3319
02:25:28,680 --> 02:25:30,680
you know start rebelling against the

3320
02:25:30,680 --> 02:25:32,680
government cause like Putin

3321
02:25:32,680 --> 02:25:34,680
I think they're gonna fucking overthrow him

3322
02:25:34,680 --> 02:25:36,680
and obviously they're gonna fucking

3323
02:25:36,680 --> 02:25:38,680
kill him one day

3324
02:25:38,680 --> 02:25:40,680
well I mean it's already

3325
02:25:40,680 --> 02:25:42,680
it's already the start you know

3326
02:25:42,680 --> 02:25:44,680
yeah

3327
02:25:44,680 --> 02:25:46,680
the beginning the the pangs

3328
02:25:46,680 --> 02:25:48,680
of uh you know

3329
02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:50,680
I mean he can't win

3330
02:25:50,680 --> 02:25:52,680
he knows he can't win against the fucking United States

3331
02:25:52,680 --> 02:25:54,680
right

3332
02:25:54,680 --> 02:25:56,680
right and then it's like

3333
02:25:56,680 --> 02:25:58,680
you know how do you

3334
02:25:58,680 --> 02:26:00,680
how do you get out of that

3335
02:26:00,680 --> 02:26:02,680
he's back he's in a he's back

3336
02:26:02,680 --> 02:26:04,680
in a corner man

3337
02:26:04,680 --> 02:26:06,680
but the thing is like you know

3338
02:26:06,680 --> 02:26:08,680
Putin

3339
02:26:08,680 --> 02:26:10,680
he might not be the worst guy out there

3340
02:26:10,680 --> 02:26:12,680
it's like there might be somebody worse

3341
02:26:12,680 --> 02:26:14,680
who steps up

3342
02:26:14,680 --> 02:26:16,680
it's like yeah you know

3343
02:26:16,680 --> 02:26:18,680
well there always is but

3344
02:26:18,680 --> 02:26:20,680
yeah oh man

3345
02:26:20,680 --> 02:26:22,680
sounds uh

3346
02:26:22,680 --> 02:26:24,680
I don't know

3347
02:26:24,680 --> 02:26:26,680
sounds sketchy

3348
02:26:26,680 --> 02:26:28,680
just got up to pace around the room

3349
02:26:28,680 --> 02:26:30,680
yeah

3350
02:26:30,680 --> 02:26:32,680
just checking out the basement

3351
02:26:32,680 --> 02:26:34,680
oh we got Melania

3352
02:26:34,680 --> 02:26:36,680
and me the book on the table

3353
02:26:36,680 --> 02:26:38,680
oh yeah

3354
02:26:38,680 --> 02:26:40,680
did I make this so you can pick it up

3355
02:26:40,680 --> 02:26:42,680
no should make it so you

3356
02:26:42,680 --> 02:26:44,680
fucking communist manifesto

3357
02:26:44,680 --> 02:26:46,680
oh it's great

3358
02:26:46,680 --> 02:26:48,680
oh yeah

3359
02:26:48,680 --> 02:26:50,680
the new one

3360
02:26:50,680 --> 02:26:52,680
the new one uh the new update

3361
02:26:52,680 --> 02:26:54,680
obviously there's like some incense

3362
02:26:54,680 --> 02:26:56,680
coming off the table

3363
02:26:56,680 --> 02:26:58,680
what else did I add oh I added that jersey

3364
02:26:58,680 --> 02:27:00,680
oh

3365
02:27:00,680 --> 02:27:02,680
Mike Rizzioni

3366
02:27:02,680 --> 02:27:04,680
yeah yeah that guy you saw that

3367
02:27:04,680 --> 02:27:06,680
and the uh the live sign

3368
02:27:06,680 --> 02:27:08,680
yeah is that the right one

3369
02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:10,680
is that the right one

3370
02:27:10,680 --> 02:27:12,680
it was in the picture I saw it yeah

3371
02:27:12,680 --> 02:27:14,680
okay yeah cause there was a

3372
02:27:14,680 --> 02:27:16,680
couple that look similar to that

3373
02:27:16,680 --> 02:27:18,680
so yeah mine keeps

3374
02:27:18,680 --> 02:27:20,680
falling and it fucking broke

3375
02:27:20,680 --> 02:27:22,680
fucking elephant

3376
02:27:22,680 --> 02:27:24,680
just says I've

3377
02:27:24,680 --> 02:27:26,680
does it really yeah

3378
02:27:26,680 --> 02:27:28,680
oh I'll change it in the

3379
02:27:28,680 --> 02:27:30,680
I'll change it in the game

3380
02:27:30,680 --> 02:27:32,680
so uh

3381
02:27:32,680 --> 02:27:34,680
speaking of Russia

3382
02:27:34,680 --> 02:27:36,680
yeah I saw like some video

3383
02:27:36,680 --> 02:27:38,680
about like all the steps that would

3384
02:27:38,680 --> 02:27:40,680
they would have to take to like set off a nuclear

3385
02:27:40,680 --> 02:27:42,680
bomb and uh

3386
02:27:42,680 --> 02:27:44,680
it was like it was like some theory

3387
02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:46,680
of uh what would happen if

3388
02:27:46,680 --> 02:27:50,680
if uh Russia dropped a nuke on Kiev

3389
02:27:50,680 --> 02:27:52,680
uh Ukraine

3390
02:27:52,680 --> 02:27:54,680
and uh the US would be like

3391
02:27:54,680 --> 02:27:56,680
oh we have to fucking retaliate

3392
02:27:56,680 --> 02:27:58,680
and they send like a hundred and fucking forty

3393
02:27:58,680 --> 02:28:00,680
nukes at Russia

3394
02:28:00,680 --> 02:28:02,680
at all their military bases

3395
02:28:02,680 --> 02:28:04,680
trying not to

3396
02:28:04,680 --> 02:28:06,680
target fucking

3397
02:28:06,680 --> 02:28:08,680
um civilian areas apparently

3398
02:28:08,680 --> 02:28:10,680
yeah well how would that work

3399
02:28:10,680 --> 02:28:12,680
they're like oh well

3400
02:28:12,680 --> 02:28:14,680
it can't be uh

3401
02:28:14,680 --> 02:28:16,680
we can't be for sure that Russia won't just

3402
02:28:16,680 --> 02:28:18,680
nuke us before we nuke all

3403
02:28:18,680 --> 02:28:20,680
their nukes

3404
02:28:20,680 --> 02:28:22,680
so uh it's really just like a

3405
02:28:22,680 --> 02:28:24,680
crapshoot it would be

3406
02:28:24,680 --> 02:28:26,680
such a fucking mess

3407
02:28:26,680 --> 02:28:28,680
it's like just think of all

3408
02:28:28,680 --> 02:28:30,680
all

3409
02:28:30,680 --> 02:28:32,680
just the life hours that

3410
02:28:32,680 --> 02:28:34,680
they would destroy all the

3411
02:28:34,680 --> 02:28:36,680
humanity yeah

3412
02:28:36,680 --> 02:28:38,680
it would be

3413
02:28:38,680 --> 02:28:40,680
so tragic

3414
02:28:40,680 --> 02:28:42,680
well we dropped the fucking bomb on Japan

3415
02:28:42,680 --> 02:28:44,680
and uh

3416
02:28:44,680 --> 02:28:46,680
we dropped that shit on a bunch of

3417
02:28:46,680 --> 02:28:48,680
civilian areas we fucking killed

3418
02:28:48,680 --> 02:28:50,680
two hundred thousand civilians

3419
02:28:50,680 --> 02:28:52,680
in that fucking thing

3420
02:28:52,680 --> 02:28:54,680
yeah which I don't understand that

3421
02:28:54,680 --> 02:28:56,680
because

3422
02:28:56,680 --> 02:28:58,680
it's like couldn't you guys have just dropped

3423
02:28:58,680 --> 02:29:00,680
it like in the water and then

3424
02:29:00,680 --> 02:29:02,680
like scared them a little bit

3425
02:29:02,680 --> 02:29:04,680
dropped it on a fucking air base

3426
02:29:04,680 --> 02:29:06,680
at least they dropped it on fucking Pearl Harbor

3427
02:29:06,680 --> 02:29:08,680
which was a fucking military base

3428
02:29:08,680 --> 02:29:10,680
we just fucking bombed

3429
02:29:10,680 --> 02:29:12,680
the old ladies living

3430
02:29:12,680 --> 02:29:14,680
in fucking Hiroshima

3431
02:29:14,680 --> 02:29:16,680
right like what the heck

3432
02:29:16,680 --> 02:29:18,680
they literally they dropped

3433
02:29:18,680 --> 02:29:20,680
it in the metropolitan

3434
02:29:20,680 --> 02:29:22,680
area it's all

3435
02:29:22,680 --> 02:29:24,680
about perspective because you think like

3436
02:29:24,680 --> 02:29:26,680
there's people like out there in

3437
02:29:26,680 --> 02:29:28,680
other countries that hate the US because you

3438
02:29:28,680 --> 02:29:30,680
like they think they're the bad guy

3439
02:29:30,680 --> 02:29:32,680
and like you look at it like

3440
02:29:32,680 --> 02:29:34,680
the US killed a bunch of innocent

3441
02:29:34,680 --> 02:29:36,680
people in World War II

3442
02:29:36,680 --> 02:29:38,680
so maybe they are

3443
02:29:38,680 --> 02:29:40,680
I don't know

3444
02:29:40,680 --> 02:29:42,680
dude I

3445
02:29:42,680 --> 02:29:44,680
just I feel like there's some steps like

3446
02:29:44,680 --> 02:29:46,680
like imagine if you dropped it like

3447
02:29:46,680 --> 02:29:48,680
outside the city limits just to scare

3448
02:29:48,680 --> 02:29:50,680
them like and say

3449
02:29:50,680 --> 02:29:52,680
say you just dropped like say you

3450
02:29:52,680 --> 02:29:54,680
dropped ten of them like around

3451
02:29:54,680 --> 02:29:56,680
the city limits and said

3452
02:29:56,680 --> 02:29:58,680
the next one's coming down

3453
02:29:58,680 --> 02:30:00,680
on the city oh yeah you can

3454
02:30:00,680 --> 02:30:02,680
do that surrender or else apparently

3455
02:30:02,680 --> 02:30:04,680
they just like verbally told them

3456
02:30:04,680 --> 02:30:06,680
like we're gonna we're gonna like

3457
02:30:06,680 --> 02:30:08,680
nuke you if you don't fucking surrender

3458
02:30:08,680 --> 02:30:10,680
and the Japanese were like do it

3459
02:30:10,680 --> 02:30:12,680
oh because they didn't know

3460
02:30:12,680 --> 02:30:14,680
what a fucking nuke was yeah yeah

3461
02:30:14,680 --> 02:30:16,680
nobody knew

3462
02:30:16,680 --> 02:30:18,680
what it was but

3463
02:30:18,680 --> 02:30:20,680
man you know what the worst thing is about that

3464
02:30:20,680 --> 02:30:22,680
is like how many people

3465
02:30:22,680 --> 02:30:24,680
had lasting injuries

3466
02:30:24,680 --> 02:30:26,680
from that

3467
02:30:26,680 --> 02:30:28,680
yeah well

3468
02:30:28,680 --> 02:30:30,680
people got radiation sickness

3469
02:30:30,680 --> 02:30:32,680
and

3470
02:30:32,680 --> 02:30:34,680
like cancer after that

3471
02:30:34,680 --> 02:30:36,680
yeah like I mean

3472
02:30:36,680 --> 02:30:38,680
I wonder if there's anybody still alive

3473
02:30:38,680 --> 02:30:40,680
who that shit was

3474
02:30:40,680 --> 02:30:42,680
like 100 times or

3475
02:30:42,680 --> 02:30:44,680
like 200 times the death of 9-11

3476
02:30:44,680 --> 02:30:46,680
yeah oh yeah

3477
02:30:46,680 --> 02:30:48,680
yeah in one in like

3478
02:30:48,680 --> 02:30:50,680
in like one

3479
02:30:50,680 --> 02:30:52,680
second yeah

3480
02:30:52,680 --> 02:30:54,680
man it made 9-11 look like

3481
02:30:54,680 --> 02:30:56,680
nothing so

3482
02:30:56,680 --> 02:30:58,680
but dude you know why I think

3483
02:30:58,680 --> 02:31:00,680
they did that too

3484
02:31:00,680 --> 02:31:02,680
the other reason why

3485
02:31:02,680 --> 02:31:04,680
is because

3486
02:31:04,680 --> 02:31:06,680
it's sent a message

3487
02:31:06,680 --> 02:31:08,680
to the rest of the world

3488
02:31:08,680 --> 02:31:10,680
and when

3489
02:31:10,680 --> 02:31:12,680
when you're willing to do that

3490
02:31:12,680 --> 02:31:14,680
it's like you're not gonna mess

3491
02:31:14,680 --> 02:31:16,680
with a country that's willing to do that

3492
02:31:16,680 --> 02:31:18,680
yeah

3493
02:31:18,680 --> 02:31:20,680
yeah it's

3494
02:31:20,680 --> 02:31:22,680
it's a message that

3495
02:31:22,680 --> 02:31:24,680
that is paid for with the

3496
02:31:24,680 --> 02:31:26,680
lives of hundreds

3497
02:31:26,680 --> 02:31:28,680
of thousands of people

3498
02:31:28,680 --> 02:31:30,680
right how many people was it? I thought it was like

3499
02:31:30,680 --> 02:31:32,680
50,000

3500
02:31:32,680 --> 02:31:34,680
no it was like 100,000 each city

3501
02:31:34,680 --> 02:31:36,680
each city

3502
02:31:36,680 --> 02:31:38,680
Jesus

3503
02:31:38,680 --> 02:31:40,680
dude that's that's insane

3504
02:31:40,680 --> 02:31:42,680
that is just

3505
02:31:42,680 --> 02:31:44,680
god yeah

3506
02:31:44,680 --> 02:31:46,680
it's like humans are fucking

3507
02:31:46,680 --> 02:31:48,680
evil to each other

3508
02:31:48,680 --> 02:31:50,680
and they like justify it

3509
02:31:50,680 --> 02:31:52,680
too you know

3510
02:31:52,680 --> 02:31:54,680
no I don't think there's any way to

3511
02:31:54,680 --> 02:31:56,680
justify that fucking Harry Truman

3512
02:31:56,680 --> 02:31:58,680
I fucking hate that guy

3513
02:31:58,680 --> 02:32:00,680
fuck Harry Truman

3514
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:02,680
yeah bro I mean

3515
02:32:02,680 --> 02:32:04,680
god

3516
02:32:04,680 --> 02:32:06,680
I gotta learn this up

3517
02:32:06,680 --> 02:32:08,680
so the president has the

3518
02:32:08,680 --> 02:32:10,680
sole authority

3519
02:32:10,680 --> 02:32:12,680
on determining whether to drop nuclear

3520
02:32:12,680 --> 02:32:14,680
bombs and like

3521
02:32:14,680 --> 02:32:16,680
no matter what anybody else

3522
02:32:16,680 --> 02:32:18,680
says they have to listen to him

3523
02:32:18,680 --> 02:32:20,680
if he says fucking drop the nukes

3524
02:32:20,680 --> 02:32:22,680
like so what if you just said

3525
02:32:22,680 --> 02:32:24,680
let's nuke fucking

3526
02:32:24,680 --> 02:32:26,680
Great Britain

3527
02:32:26,680 --> 02:32:28,680
they'd be like all right well

3528
02:32:28,680 --> 02:32:30,680
this guy has dementia but

3529
02:32:30,680 --> 02:32:32,680
right

3530
02:32:32,680 --> 02:32:34,680
oh you know drop the

3531
02:32:34,680 --> 02:32:36,680
bombs emergency war

3532
02:32:36,680 --> 02:32:38,680
powers

3533
02:32:38,680 --> 02:32:40,680
incapacitated

3534
02:32:40,680 --> 02:32:42,680
right right

3535
02:32:42,680 --> 02:32:44,680
I mean dude don't you feel like I was thinking

3536
02:32:44,680 --> 02:32:46,680
about it today like Joe Biden takes a lot

3537
02:32:46,680 --> 02:32:48,680
of heat right

3538
02:32:48,680 --> 02:32:50,680
yeah don't you feel

3539
02:32:50,680 --> 02:32:52,680
bad for him all the bit

3540
02:32:52,680 --> 02:32:54,680
no

3541
02:32:54,680 --> 02:32:56,680
I mean you know he's still the president

3542
02:32:56,680 --> 02:32:58,680
and it's like I feel bad that they're

3543
02:32:58,680 --> 02:33:00,680
taking advantage of him

3544
02:33:00,680 --> 02:33:02,680
well he's an old man but he shouldn't have

3545
02:33:02,680 --> 02:33:04,680
fucking taken that job when he's fucking

3546
02:33:04,680 --> 02:33:06,680
80s or years old

3547
02:33:06,680 --> 02:33:08,680
right Jesus Christ

3548
02:33:08,680 --> 02:33:10,680
right it's like but dude

3549
02:33:10,680 --> 02:33:12,680
I guess it's

3550
02:33:12,680 --> 02:33:14,680
I guess it's better to be president

3551
02:33:14,680 --> 02:33:16,680
and be shitty at it than to not

3552
02:33:16,680 --> 02:33:18,680
be president

3553
02:33:18,680 --> 02:33:20,680
you know that's the problem is people

3554
02:33:20,680 --> 02:33:22,680
want to do jobs that they're not good at

3555
02:33:24,680 --> 02:33:26,680
dude you're not kidding

3556
02:33:26,680 --> 02:33:28,680
that is a big problem

3557
02:33:28,680 --> 02:33:30,680
like how many people

3558
02:33:30,680 --> 02:33:32,680
like aren't good at their jobs

3559
02:33:32,680 --> 02:33:34,680
think about it

3560
02:33:34,680 --> 02:33:36,680
like most of them

3561
02:33:36,680 --> 02:33:38,680
including the president

3562
02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:40,680
I feel like it's an epidemic

3563
02:33:40,680 --> 02:33:42,680
yeah people taking

3564
02:33:42,680 --> 02:33:44,680
jobs that they're just not qualified for

3565
02:33:44,680 --> 02:33:46,680
yeah because nobody

3566
02:33:46,680 --> 02:33:48,680
fucking wants to work

3567
02:33:48,680 --> 02:33:50,680
and the fucking one in ten people

3568
02:33:50,680 --> 02:33:52,680
are the people that are working

3569
02:33:54,680 --> 02:33:56,680
they're like I don't mind

3570
02:33:56,680 --> 02:33:58,680
I can do this

3571
02:33:58,680 --> 02:34:00,680
yeah

3572
02:34:00,680 --> 02:34:02,680
so let me see hold on how many

3573
02:34:02,680 --> 02:34:04,680
people died

3574
02:34:04,680 --> 02:34:06,680
in Hiroshima

3575
02:34:08,680 --> 02:34:10,680
oh my god over a hundred thousand

3576
02:34:12,680 --> 02:34:14,680
over the next two or four months he affects the

3577
02:34:14,680 --> 02:34:16,680
atomic bombings killed

3578
02:34:16,680 --> 02:34:18,680
90,000 to 146,000

3579
02:34:18,680 --> 02:34:20,680
people wow

3580
02:34:20,680 --> 02:34:22,680
oh my god

3581
02:34:22,680 --> 02:34:24,680
roughly half occurred on the first

3582
02:34:24,680 --> 02:34:26,680
day dude can you imagine

3583
02:34:26,680 --> 02:34:28,680
being like a medic

3584
02:34:28,680 --> 02:34:30,680
yeah so like now

3585
02:34:30,680 --> 02:34:32,680
when they drop nuclear bombs

3586
02:34:32,680 --> 02:34:34,680
they don't just drop fucking one

3587
02:34:34,680 --> 02:34:36,680
like if the fucking

3588
02:34:36,680 --> 02:34:38,680
United States attacked Russia

3589
02:34:38,680 --> 02:34:40,680
they would each shoot off like 150

3590
02:34:40,680 --> 02:34:42,680
nuclear bombs each at the same

3591
02:34:42,680 --> 02:34:44,680
time

3592
02:34:44,680 --> 02:34:46,680
before they

3593
02:34:46,680 --> 02:34:48,680
saw it coming and they don't have

3594
02:34:48,680 --> 02:34:50,680
enough anti-aircraft systems

3595
02:34:50,680 --> 02:34:52,680
to shoot all of them down so

3596
02:34:52,680 --> 02:34:54,680
oh my god

3597
02:34:54,680 --> 02:34:56,680
bro that would just be

3598
02:34:56,680 --> 02:34:58,680
where would be the safest place

3599
02:34:58,680 --> 02:35:00,680
to be you know

3600
02:35:00,680 --> 02:35:02,680
away from that

3601
02:35:02,680 --> 02:35:04,680
probably in a fallout shelter

3602
02:35:04,680 --> 02:35:06,680
fallout four

3603
02:35:06,680 --> 02:35:08,680
I was thinking about turning

3604
02:35:08,680 --> 02:35:10,680
my bus into a fallout shelter

3605
02:35:10,680 --> 02:35:12,680
oh I was thinking about

3606
02:35:12,680 --> 02:35:14,680
live from the fallout shelter

3607
02:35:14,680 --> 02:35:16,680
what's that

3608
02:35:16,680 --> 02:35:18,680
untitled podcast live from the

3609
02:35:18,680 --> 02:35:20,680
fallout shelter

3610
02:35:20,680 --> 02:35:22,680
how fucking awesome would that be

3611
02:35:22,680 --> 02:35:24,680
do you have uh

3612
02:35:24,680 --> 02:35:26,680
well what I would do is I would um

3613
02:35:26,680 --> 02:35:28,680
I would dig

3614
02:35:28,680 --> 02:35:30,680
a space into the ground for it

3615
02:35:30,680 --> 02:35:32,680
so that I could back

3616
02:35:32,680 --> 02:35:34,680
it in

3617
02:35:34,680 --> 02:35:36,680
right and then uh

3618
02:35:36,680 --> 02:35:38,680
like

3619
02:35:38,680 --> 02:35:40,680
back it in and then cover it up

3620
02:35:40,680 --> 02:35:42,680
so it would be like I'd cut it into

3621
02:35:42,680 --> 02:35:44,680
the side of a hill you know

3622
02:35:44,680 --> 02:35:46,680
yeah so

3623
02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:48,680
then I could put like uh

3624
02:35:48,680 --> 02:35:50,680
I don't know something thick over

3625
02:35:50,680 --> 02:35:52,680
it some boards or something

3626
02:35:52,680 --> 02:35:54,680
I think you gotta get pretty deep underground

3627
02:35:54,680 --> 02:35:56,680
to avoid radiation

3628
02:35:56,680 --> 02:35:58,680
so

3629
02:35:58,680 --> 02:36:00,680
I figure if it was covered

3630
02:36:00,680 --> 02:36:02,680
on the sides and the front right

3631
02:36:02,680 --> 02:36:04,680
mostly

3632
02:36:04,680 --> 02:36:06,680
and then I could cover it with like

3633
02:36:06,680 --> 02:36:08,680
wood but

3634
02:36:08,680 --> 02:36:10,680
it's so that would protect the sides

3635
02:36:10,680 --> 02:36:12,680
mainly and it hopefully

3636
02:36:12,680 --> 02:36:14,680
like the blast would go over it

3637
02:36:14,680 --> 02:36:16,680
right

3638
02:36:16,680 --> 02:36:18,680
yeah yeah

3639
02:36:18,680 --> 02:36:20,680
but uh apparently like with the

3640
02:36:20,680 --> 02:36:22,680
radiation if you're far enough away

3641
02:36:22,680 --> 02:36:24,680
like if you're like like

3642
02:36:24,680 --> 02:36:26,680
six seven miles outside of like

3643
02:36:26,680 --> 02:36:28,680
you know a major city you're good

3644
02:36:28,680 --> 02:36:30,680
you're generally

3645
02:36:30,680 --> 02:36:32,680
you should be alright depending on the size of the bomb

3646
02:36:32,680 --> 02:36:34,680
but um

3647
02:36:34,680 --> 02:36:36,680
I was thinking

3648
02:36:36,680 --> 02:36:38,680
it's the filtration that you have

3649
02:36:38,680 --> 02:36:40,680
to like really get right

3650
02:36:40,680 --> 02:36:42,680
like the air filtration because

3651
02:36:42,680 --> 02:36:44,680
a lot of the radiation that

3652
02:36:44,680 --> 02:36:46,680
would reach you at that point

3653
02:36:46,680 --> 02:36:48,680
is gonna be inhaled

3654
02:36:48,680 --> 02:36:50,680
so it's

3655
02:36:50,680 --> 02:36:52,680
it's like fine particulates that are

3656
02:36:52,680 --> 02:36:54,680
radioactive in the atmosphere

3657
02:36:54,680 --> 02:36:56,680
so yeah I mean

3658
02:36:56,680 --> 02:36:58,680
it can travel quite a ways

3659
02:36:58,680 --> 02:37:00,680
kinda like the uh the wildfires

3660
02:37:00,680 --> 02:37:02,680
coming from Canada right

3661
02:37:02,680 --> 02:37:04,680
yeah did you see even today

3662
02:37:04,680 --> 02:37:06,680
it's like it was pretty bad

3663
02:37:06,680 --> 02:37:08,680
the uh chemical warfare that

3664
02:37:08,680 --> 02:37:10,680
Canada is instituting upon us

3665
02:37:10,680 --> 02:37:12,680
yeah I

3666
02:37:12,680 --> 02:37:14,680
dude we should just nuke Canada

3667
02:37:14,680 --> 02:37:16,680
oh that is the best

3668
02:37:16,680 --> 02:37:18,680
idea I've heard today

3669
02:37:18,680 --> 02:37:20,680
right

3670
02:37:20,680 --> 02:37:22,680
dude just just

3671
02:37:22,680 --> 02:37:24,680
fucking get them before they get us

3672
02:37:24,680 --> 02:37:26,680
they've done enough damage

3673
02:37:26,680 --> 02:37:28,680
and you know their plan

3674
02:37:28,680 --> 02:37:30,680
is to just destroy their country

3675
02:37:30,680 --> 02:37:32,680
and then come after ours

3676
02:37:32,680 --> 02:37:34,680
they fucking hate us

3677
02:37:34,680 --> 02:37:36,680
yeah I'm about had it with them

3678
02:37:36,680 --> 02:37:38,680
to be honest with you

3679
02:37:38,680 --> 02:37:40,680
fucking Canadians

3680
02:37:40,680 --> 02:37:42,680
they're just good for nothing really

3681
02:37:44,680 --> 02:37:46,680
just I've never they've never

3682
02:37:46,680 --> 02:37:48,680
done anything good they're like

3683
02:37:48,680 --> 02:37:50,680
they're like pretty they're close to the Irish

3684
02:37:50,680 --> 02:37:52,680
it's like it's like the Irish

3685
02:37:52,680 --> 02:37:54,680
and Canadians

3686
02:37:54,680 --> 02:37:56,680
most of the

3687
02:37:56,680 --> 02:37:58,680
Canadians came from Ireland

3688
02:37:58,680 --> 02:38:00,680
I don't know if that's true

3689
02:38:00,680 --> 02:38:02,680
they came from Ireland they came from France

3690
02:38:02,680 --> 02:38:04,680
France and Great Britain

3691
02:38:04,680 --> 02:38:06,680
Great Britain yeah but also Ireland

3692
02:38:08,680 --> 02:38:10,680
can you see me still

3693
02:38:10,680 --> 02:38:12,680
yeah

3694
02:38:12,680 --> 02:38:14,680
what is going on I can't see you

3695
02:38:14,680 --> 02:38:16,680
hold on a sec

3696
02:38:16,680 --> 02:38:18,680
hold on stand by

3697
02:38:18,680 --> 02:38:20,680
I might disappear

3698
02:38:20,680 --> 02:38:22,680
oh that did

3699
02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:24,680
no I'm back

3700
02:38:24,680 --> 02:38:26,680
alright we're good

3701
02:38:26,680 --> 02:38:28,680
would you fuck my character

3702
02:38:28,680 --> 02:38:30,680
would I

3703
02:38:30,680 --> 02:38:32,680
yeah yes

3704
02:38:32,680 --> 02:38:34,680
absolutely

3705
02:38:34,680 --> 02:38:36,680
definitely

3706
02:38:36,680 --> 02:38:38,680
I'm something like an anime chick

3707
02:38:38,680 --> 02:38:40,680
yeah she's fucking hot

3708
02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:42,680
it's distracting

3709
02:38:42,680 --> 02:38:44,680
she's got cake for days

3710
02:38:44,680 --> 02:38:46,680
I'll fucking I'll change her for you

3711
02:38:46,680 --> 02:38:48,680
no that's alright you don't have to

3712
02:38:48,680 --> 02:38:50,680
it's good

3713
02:38:50,680 --> 02:38:52,680
I love the glow in the dark tattoos

3714
02:38:52,680 --> 02:38:54,680
that's the best part

3715
02:38:54,680 --> 02:38:56,680
oh yeah

3716
02:38:56,680 --> 02:38:58,680
it's fucking seto kaiber

3717
02:38:58,680 --> 02:39:00,680
is that even a real thing

3718
02:39:00,680 --> 02:39:02,680
what

3719
02:39:02,680 --> 02:39:04,680
glow in the dark tattoos

3720
02:39:04,680 --> 02:39:06,680
I don't I don't think so

3721
02:39:06,680 --> 02:39:08,680
that'd be awesome

3722
02:39:08,680 --> 02:39:10,680
how about this one

3723
02:39:16,680 --> 02:39:18,680
oh yeah I think I saw that one before

3724
02:39:18,680 --> 02:39:20,680
oh yeah

3725
02:39:20,680 --> 02:39:22,680
no wait

3726
02:39:22,680 --> 02:39:24,680
hold on

3727
02:39:24,680 --> 02:39:26,680
I'm confused what I'm looking at

3728
02:39:28,680 --> 02:39:30,680
here move around

3729
02:39:30,680 --> 02:39:32,680
some fucking anime chick

3730
02:39:34,680 --> 02:39:36,680
oh okay now it's normal

3731
02:39:36,680 --> 02:39:38,680
yeah

3732
02:39:38,680 --> 02:39:40,680
she's got some

3733
02:39:40,680 --> 02:39:42,680
she's got some jiggly

3734
02:39:44,680 --> 02:39:46,680
honkers there

3735
02:39:46,680 --> 02:39:48,680
jiggly jiggly knockers

3736
02:39:48,680 --> 02:39:50,680
yeah

3737
02:39:50,680 --> 02:39:52,680
god bless

3738
02:39:52,680 --> 02:39:54,680
god bless

3739
02:39:54,680 --> 02:39:56,680
America this is what we have in America

3740
02:39:56,680 --> 02:39:58,680
now VRChat you can do

3741
02:39:58,680 --> 02:40:00,680
anything

3742
02:40:00,680 --> 02:40:02,680
god bless whoever figured out how to make those things bounce like that

3743
02:40:04,680 --> 02:40:06,680
that's awesome

3744
02:40:06,680 --> 02:40:08,680
that took some coding

3745
02:40:08,680 --> 02:40:10,680
yeah

3746
02:40:10,680 --> 02:40:12,680
took some real genius coding

3747
02:40:14,680 --> 02:40:16,680
god bless

3748
02:40:16,680 --> 02:40:18,680
let's look at that

3749
02:40:18,680 --> 02:40:20,680
I'm gonna have to look at the headlines here

3750
02:40:20,680 --> 02:40:22,680
so

3751
02:40:22,680 --> 02:40:24,680
this is a headline I saw

3752
02:40:24,680 --> 02:40:26,680
the

3753
02:40:26,680 --> 02:40:28,680
in New York City

3754
02:40:28,680 --> 02:40:30,680
they're they're charging

3755
02:40:30,680 --> 02:40:32,680
increasing the tolls for driving through midtown Manhattan

3756
02:40:32,680 --> 02:40:34,680
because they want to reduce

3757
02:40:34,680 --> 02:40:36,680
congestion

3758
02:40:36,680 --> 02:40:38,680
so rather than build more

3759
02:40:38,680 --> 02:40:40,680
roads or you know

3760
02:40:40,680 --> 02:40:42,680
like city planning and shit

3761
02:40:42,680 --> 02:40:44,680
let's just tax people

3762
02:40:44,680 --> 02:40:46,680
for driving through here

3763
02:40:46,680 --> 02:40:48,680
yeah

3764
02:40:48,680 --> 02:40:50,680
I mean

3765
02:40:50,680 --> 02:40:52,680
I don't think

3766
02:40:52,680 --> 02:40:54,680
I don't think that's gonna stop anybody from driving through there

3767
02:40:54,680 --> 02:40:56,680
I think that's just a money grab

3768
02:40:58,680 --> 02:41:00,680
that's because nobody's coming there

3769
02:41:00,680 --> 02:41:02,680
and they need more money

3770
02:41:02,680 --> 02:41:04,680
that's like

3771
02:41:04,680 --> 02:41:06,680
the Catholic Church almost

3772
02:41:08,680 --> 02:41:10,680
that's the Catholic Church

3773
02:41:10,680 --> 02:41:12,680
in a nutshell

3774
02:41:12,680 --> 02:41:16,680
well your fucking head's all twisted around

3775
02:41:16,680 --> 02:41:18,680
oh yeah it's cause I put my

3776
02:41:18,680 --> 02:41:20,680
my headset up so I could see the headlines

3777
02:41:20,680 --> 02:41:22,680
oh no it's good

3778
02:41:26,680 --> 02:41:28,680
let's see

3779
02:41:32,680 --> 02:41:34,680
that's boring

3780
02:41:36,680 --> 02:41:38,680
boring

3781
02:41:38,680 --> 02:41:40,680
god these headlines suck

3782
02:41:40,680 --> 02:41:44,680
archaeologists find a 3000 year old sword so well preserved it's still gleaning

3783
02:41:44,680 --> 02:41:46,680
that's interesting

3784
02:41:46,680 --> 02:41:48,680
I don't know where it was but uh

3785
02:41:50,680 --> 02:41:52,680
3000 year olds

3786
02:41:52,680 --> 02:41:54,680
how do you think they made swords 3000 years ago

3787
02:41:56,680 --> 02:41:58,680
well with a lot of fire

3788
02:41:58,680 --> 02:42:00,680
took a lot of heat

3789
02:42:00,680 --> 02:42:02,680
I don't know did they have fire back then

3790
02:42:04,680 --> 02:42:06,680
3000 years

3791
02:42:06,680 --> 02:42:08,680
says the sword is so well preserved it still gleams according to the statement

3792
02:42:08,680 --> 02:42:10,680
how is that even possible

3793
02:42:12,680 --> 02:42:14,680
you know what's funny

3794
02:42:14,680 --> 02:42:16,680
I was reading this other thing today

3795
02:42:16,680 --> 02:42:18,680
when I should have been working

3796
02:42:18,680 --> 02:42:20,680
but uh

3797
02:42:20,680 --> 02:42:22,680
I was reading this thing that this uh

3798
02:42:22,680 --> 02:42:24,680
this lady or her husband

3799
02:42:24,680 --> 02:42:26,680
found a sword while he was like

3800
02:42:26,680 --> 02:42:28,680
walking like just like

3801
02:42:28,680 --> 02:42:30,680
not on the beach but like just in the water

3802
02:42:30,680 --> 02:42:32,680
in Florida

3803
02:42:32,680 --> 02:42:34,680
and they

3804
02:42:34,680 --> 02:42:36,680
contacted like uh

3805
02:42:36,680 --> 02:42:38,680
some archaeological society

3806
02:42:38,680 --> 02:42:40,680
and they said oh thank you so much for contacting us

3807
02:42:40,680 --> 02:42:42,680
and doing the right thing

3808
02:42:42,680 --> 02:42:44,680
right and they said just remember that anytime

3809
02:42:44,680 --> 02:42:46,680
you find artifacts

3810
02:42:46,680 --> 02:42:48,680
uh in Florida waters

3811
02:42:48,680 --> 02:42:50,680
they're property of the state

3812
02:42:50,680 --> 02:42:52,680
yeah okay

3813
02:42:52,680 --> 02:42:54,680
shut up

3814
02:42:54,680 --> 02:42:56,680
and they said if

3815
02:42:56,680 --> 02:42:58,680
you um

3816
02:42:58,680 --> 02:43:00,680
what was it they said uh

3817
02:43:00,680 --> 02:43:02,680
don't touch it if you find something

3818
02:43:02,680 --> 02:43:04,680
and just take a picture of it and send the

3819
02:43:04,680 --> 02:43:06,680
location

3820
02:43:06,680 --> 02:43:08,680
yeah yeah okay

3821
02:43:08,680 --> 02:43:10,680
I'm gonna let you have the fucking treasure

3822
02:43:10,680 --> 02:43:12,680
I'm gonna let the government have the treasure

3823
02:43:12,680 --> 02:43:14,680
fucking sell that shit on eBay

3824
02:43:14,680 --> 02:43:16,680
right it's like get the fuck out of here

3825
02:43:16,680 --> 02:43:18,680
belongs to Florida you don't know where

3826
02:43:18,680 --> 02:43:20,680
I found it you didn't even know it was there

3827
02:43:20,680 --> 02:43:22,680
fuck off it's like

3828
02:43:22,680 --> 02:43:24,680
you know if you find

3829
02:43:24,680 --> 02:43:26,680
gold or silver in New York state it belongs

3830
02:43:26,680 --> 02:43:28,680
to the state oh yeah

3831
02:43:28,680 --> 02:43:30,680
yeah

3832
02:43:30,680 --> 02:43:32,680
yeah like that's an actual law

3833
02:43:32,680 --> 02:43:34,680
it's fucking crazy

3834
02:43:34,680 --> 02:43:36,680
what the fuck

3835
02:43:36,680 --> 02:43:38,680
but you have property and you fucking pay

3836
02:43:38,680 --> 02:43:40,680
for the property

3837
02:43:40,680 --> 02:43:42,680
it doesn't matter you're just a peasant

3838
02:43:42,680 --> 02:43:44,680
and

3839
02:43:44,680 --> 02:43:46,680
it doesn't belong to you

3840
02:43:46,680 --> 02:43:48,680
but then somebody else can find a way to

3841
02:43:48,680 --> 02:43:50,680
somebody else will find a way to make

3842
02:43:50,680 --> 02:43:52,680
money off it

3843
02:43:52,680 --> 02:43:54,680
it's so fucked up and then the state will

3844
02:43:54,680 --> 02:43:56,680
auction it off and get the money

3845
02:43:56,680 --> 02:43:58,680
well the government

3846
02:43:58,680 --> 02:44:00,680
can do whatever they want I guess

3847
02:44:00,680 --> 02:44:02,680
right

3848
02:44:02,680 --> 02:44:04,680
let's see

3849
02:44:04,680 --> 02:44:06,680
you got ghost peppers on the table

3850
02:44:06,680 --> 02:44:08,680
yeah you didn't see that

3851
02:44:08,680 --> 02:44:10,680
before

3852
02:44:10,680 --> 02:44:12,680
yeah

3853
02:44:12,680 --> 02:44:14,680
I gotta put some smelling salts up that's what I'll add

3854
02:44:14,680 --> 02:44:16,680
I um

3855
02:44:16,680 --> 02:44:18,680
I've gotta get

3856
02:44:18,680 --> 02:44:20,680
some smelling salts here

3857
02:44:20,680 --> 02:44:22,680
oh man I wish I had some

3858
02:44:22,680 --> 02:44:24,680
oh

3859
02:44:24,680 --> 02:44:26,680
oh

3860
02:44:26,680 --> 02:44:28,680
I'll just

3861
02:44:28,680 --> 02:44:30,680
I'm gonna do a double

3862
02:44:30,680 --> 02:44:32,680
I'm gonna do a double

3863
02:44:32,680 --> 02:44:34,680
oh

3864
02:44:34,680 --> 02:44:36,680
wow

3865
02:44:36,680 --> 02:44:38,680
holy shit

3866
02:44:38,680 --> 02:44:40,680
oh

3867
02:44:40,680 --> 02:44:42,680
oh

3868
02:44:42,680 --> 02:44:44,680
oh

3869
02:44:44,680 --> 02:44:46,680
oh god

3870
02:44:46,680 --> 02:44:48,680
dude it's so funny

3871
02:44:48,680 --> 02:44:50,680
cause your character is like

3872
02:44:50,680 --> 02:44:52,680
responding exactly how you are

3873
02:44:52,680 --> 02:44:54,680
I know cause I think it's a controller so I would

3874
02:44:54,680 --> 02:44:56,680
do that

3875
02:44:56,680 --> 02:44:58,680
oh that's good

3876
02:44:58,680 --> 02:45:00,680
that's real good

3877
02:45:00,680 --> 02:45:02,680
I wish I had something here

3878
02:45:02,680 --> 02:45:04,680
I had some rubbing alcohol

3879
02:45:04,680 --> 02:45:06,680
I'll pour that in my nostrils

3880
02:45:06,680 --> 02:45:08,680
I'd probably be about the same dude

3881
02:45:08,680 --> 02:45:10,680
you got anything like

3882
02:45:10,680 --> 02:45:12,680
ammonia, cat piss

3883
02:45:12,680 --> 02:45:14,680
no

3884
02:45:14,680 --> 02:45:16,680
yeah

3885
02:45:16,680 --> 02:45:18,680
sometimes the litter box gets that bad

3886
02:45:20,680 --> 02:45:22,680
wow that was fucking

3887
02:45:22,680 --> 02:45:24,680
refreshing

3888
02:45:24,680 --> 02:45:26,680
shout out atomic rhino

3889
02:45:26,680 --> 02:45:28,680
ugh

3890
02:45:28,680 --> 02:45:30,680
did it wake you up?

3891
02:45:30,680 --> 02:45:32,680
oh yeah

3892
02:45:32,680 --> 02:45:34,680
woo

3893
02:45:34,680 --> 02:45:36,680
oh let's see what else

3894
02:45:36,680 --> 02:45:38,680
what else we got here did you hear about uh

3895
02:45:38,680 --> 02:45:40,680
Elon Musk is gonna be fighting

3896
02:45:40,680 --> 02:45:42,680
Zuckerberg

3897
02:45:42,680 --> 02:45:44,680
no

3898
02:45:44,680 --> 02:45:46,680
you didn't hear about that the cage match

3899
02:45:46,680 --> 02:45:48,680
what

3900
02:45:48,680 --> 02:45:50,680
yeah they're gonna uh

3901
02:45:50,680 --> 02:45:52,680
they're gonna fight each other

3902
02:45:52,680 --> 02:45:54,680
yeah here let me look it up

3903
02:45:56,680 --> 02:45:58,680
fucking uh I think

3904
02:45:58,680 --> 02:46:00,680
I think uh Zuckerberg would beat the shit out of

3905
02:46:00,680 --> 02:46:02,680
Elon Musk

3906
02:46:02,680 --> 02:46:04,680
you think so? yeah

3907
02:46:04,680 --> 02:46:06,680
cause he's a fucking robot dude

3908
02:46:06,680 --> 02:46:08,680
he's fucking

3909
02:46:08,680 --> 02:46:10,680
he's fucking controlled by droids

3910
02:46:10,680 --> 02:46:12,680
oh my god

3911
02:46:12,680 --> 02:46:14,680
dude

3912
02:46:14,680 --> 02:46:16,680
so many people are uh

3913
02:46:16,680 --> 02:46:18,680
so many people are

3914
02:46:18,680 --> 02:46:20,680
uh offering to train Elon cause they

3915
02:46:20,680 --> 02:46:22,680
hate Mark Zuckerberg so much

3916
02:46:22,680 --> 02:46:24,680
like uh who's

3917
02:46:24,680 --> 02:46:26,680
uh George St. Pierre

3918
02:46:26,680 --> 02:46:28,680
is that his name?

3919
02:46:28,680 --> 02:46:30,680
he offered to train him

3920
02:46:30,680 --> 02:46:32,680
oh

3921
02:46:32,680 --> 02:46:34,680
yeah I don't know who that is

3922
02:46:34,680 --> 02:46:36,680
so

3923
02:46:36,680 --> 02:46:38,680
I think that's his name he's like a

3924
02:46:38,680 --> 02:46:40,680
famous uh famous

3925
02:46:40,680 --> 02:46:42,680
fighter

3926
02:46:42,680 --> 02:46:44,680
so it says here

3927
02:46:44,680 --> 02:46:46,680
I got an ad

3928
02:46:46,680 --> 02:46:52,680
it gives their weights

3929
02:46:52,680 --> 02:46:54,680
so we got Elon Musk is 6'1

3930
02:46:54,680 --> 02:46:56,680
and

3931
02:46:56,680 --> 02:46:58,680
Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7

3932
02:46:58,680 --> 02:47:04,680
and then you know how he's showing the stats right?

3933
02:47:04,680 --> 02:47:06,680
yeah

3934
02:47:06,680 --> 02:47:08,680
so it says uh

3935
02:47:08,680 --> 02:47:10,680
it says their IQs too

3936
02:47:10,680 --> 02:47:12,680
so it says

3937
02:47:12,680 --> 02:47:14,680
Elon Musk is 6'1

3938
02:47:14,680 --> 02:47:16,680
Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7

3939
02:47:16,680 --> 02:47:18,680
Elon Musk is 187

3940
02:47:18,680 --> 02:47:20,680
Mark Zuckerberg is 154

3941
02:47:20,680 --> 02:47:22,680
Elon Musk is 51

3942
02:47:22,680 --> 02:47:24,680
he's 51?

3943
02:47:24,680 --> 02:47:26,680
yeah

3944
02:47:26,680 --> 02:47:28,680
Mark Zuckerberg is 39

3945
02:47:28,680 --> 02:47:30,680
um and then it says

3946
02:47:30,680 --> 02:47:32,680
IQ Elon Musk is 155

3947
02:47:32,680 --> 02:47:34,680
Mark Zuckerberg is 152

3948
02:47:34,680 --> 02:47:36,680
oh shit

3949
02:47:36,680 --> 02:47:38,680
I wonder if that's

3950
02:47:38,680 --> 02:47:40,680
true I wonder if that's actually there

3951
02:47:40,680 --> 02:47:42,680
but that's uh yeah

3952
02:47:42,680 --> 02:47:44,680
they're like actually going to fight

3953
02:47:44,680 --> 02:47:46,680
and uh

3954
02:47:48,680 --> 02:47:50,680
I don't know I mean

3955
02:47:50,680 --> 02:47:52,680
like hand to hand combat

3956
02:47:52,680 --> 02:47:54,680
or like boxing?

3957
02:47:54,680 --> 02:47:56,680
uh like jiu jitsu probably

3958
02:47:58,680 --> 02:48:00,680
but I don't know if it's fair

3959
02:48:00,680 --> 02:48:02,680
they're in a different weight class so I don't know how fair that is

3960
02:48:02,680 --> 02:48:04,680
yeah

3961
02:48:04,680 --> 02:48:06,680
I don't know

3962
02:48:06,680 --> 02:48:08,680
I think Zuckerberg

3963
02:48:08,680 --> 02:48:10,680
would fucking throw punch the shit out of

3964
02:48:10,680 --> 02:48:12,680
musky boy

3965
02:48:12,680 --> 02:48:14,680
yeah

3966
02:48:14,680 --> 02:48:16,680
yeah he might

3967
02:48:16,680 --> 02:48:18,680
but I mean

3968
02:48:18,680 --> 02:48:20,680
you know Musk has got

3969
02:48:20,680 --> 02:48:22,680
a

3970
02:48:22,680 --> 02:48:24,680
he's got a height and weight advantage

3971
02:48:24,680 --> 02:48:26,680
but he's got an age disadvantage

3972
02:48:28,680 --> 02:48:30,680
so well yeah it's gonna be

3973
02:48:30,680 --> 02:48:32,680
it's gonna be kinda fucking sad seeing a 50

3974
02:48:32,680 --> 02:48:34,680
year old get beat up

3975
02:48:34,680 --> 02:48:36,680
yeah

3976
02:48:36,680 --> 02:48:38,680
well if he does dude he might

3977
02:48:38,680 --> 02:48:40,680
I don't know

3978
02:48:40,680 --> 02:48:42,680
so where is this streaming we're gonna watch this

3979
02:48:42,680 --> 02:48:44,680
oh dude

3980
02:48:44,680 --> 02:48:46,680
this is gonna be

3981
02:48:46,680 --> 02:48:48,680
it's gonna be in Vegas they're gonna do it

3982
02:48:48,680 --> 02:48:50,680
and uh

3983
02:48:50,680 --> 02:48:52,680
I think um

3984
02:48:52,680 --> 02:48:54,680
I mean tickets are gonna be so expensive

3985
02:48:54,680 --> 02:48:56,680
if you wanna go in real life

3986
02:48:56,680 --> 02:48:58,680
but it's gonna be

3987
02:48:58,680 --> 02:49:00,680
it'll be on some channel some major channel

3988
02:49:00,680 --> 02:49:02,680
you know

3989
02:49:02,680 --> 02:49:04,680
nice

3990
02:49:04,680 --> 02:49:06,680
I see

3991
02:49:06,680 --> 02:49:08,680
does it look weird that I'm looking away from you

3992
02:49:10,680 --> 02:49:12,680
cause I'm like looking at my screen over here

3993
02:49:12,680 --> 02:49:14,680
on the left side of me

3994
02:49:14,680 --> 02:49:16,680
yeah your neck's twisted

3995
02:49:16,680 --> 02:49:18,680
oh is it?

3996
02:49:18,680 --> 02:49:20,680
alright

3997
02:49:20,680 --> 02:49:22,680
so it's uh

3998
02:49:22,680 --> 02:49:24,680
just a shout out

3999
02:49:24,680 --> 02:49:26,680
Twitter owner Elon Musk and Meta

4000
02:49:26,680 --> 02:49:28,680
CEO Mark Zuckerberg have agreed

4001
02:49:28,680 --> 02:49:30,680
to a cage match

4002
02:49:30,680 --> 02:49:32,680
a physical fight might be the first

4003
02:49:32,680 --> 02:49:34,680
but Wall Street Journal's Jonas Stern

4004
02:49:34,680 --> 02:49:36,680
breaks down with help of action figures

4005
02:49:36,680 --> 02:49:38,680
uh why this tech brawl

4006
02:49:38,680 --> 02:49:40,680
is actually like

4007
02:49:40,680 --> 02:49:42,680
like

4008
02:49:42,680 --> 02:49:44,680
like past Silicon Valley beefs

4009
02:49:44,680 --> 02:49:46,680
so this kind of thing has

4010
02:49:46,680 --> 02:49:48,680
happened before they're saying

4011
02:49:48,680 --> 02:49:50,680
I've never heard of anything like this

4012
02:49:50,680 --> 02:49:52,680
it reminds me of that show

4013
02:49:52,680 --> 02:49:54,680
Celebrity Deathmatch

4014
02:49:54,680 --> 02:49:56,680
do you remember that on MTV?

4015
02:49:56,680 --> 02:49:58,680
no

4016
02:49:58,680 --> 02:50:00,680
oh my god it was so funny

4017
02:50:00,680 --> 02:50:02,680
it was like claymation

4018
02:50:02,680 --> 02:50:04,680
and they would do like all these celebrities

4019
02:50:04,680 --> 02:50:06,680
versus each other

4020
02:50:06,680 --> 02:50:08,680
and they'd like

4021
02:50:08,680 --> 02:50:10,680
just brutally like murder each other

4022
02:50:10,680 --> 02:50:12,680
like it'd be like Michael Jackson

4023
02:50:12,680 --> 02:50:14,680
versus like somebody else

4024
02:50:14,680 --> 02:50:16,680
like him you know

4025
02:50:16,680 --> 02:50:18,680
or like Christina Aguilera versus

4026
02:50:18,680 --> 02:50:20,680
Britney Spears

4027
02:50:20,680 --> 02:50:22,680
yeah

4028
02:50:22,680 --> 02:50:24,680
Christina Aguilera would like pull out a chainsaw

4029
02:50:24,680 --> 02:50:26,680
and like saw through Britney Spears

4030
02:50:26,680 --> 02:50:28,680
like the actual

4031
02:50:28,680 --> 02:50:30,680
people?

4032
02:50:30,680 --> 02:50:32,680
it was like claymation

4033
02:50:32,680 --> 02:50:34,680
but it was fucking hilarious

4034
02:50:34,680 --> 02:50:36,680
I'd watch that

4035
02:50:36,680 --> 02:50:38,680
if it was actually

4036
02:50:38,680 --> 02:50:40,680
Britney Spears saw Michael Jackson they have

4037
02:50:40,680 --> 02:50:42,680
yeah

4038
02:50:42,680 --> 02:50:44,680
but

4039
02:50:44,680 --> 02:50:46,680
let me see some of the

4040
02:50:46,680 --> 02:50:48,680
some of the matches

4041
02:50:48,680 --> 02:50:50,680
they had

4042
02:50:50,680 --> 02:50:52,680
Celebrity Deathmatch

4043
02:50:52,680 --> 02:50:54,680
matches

4044
02:50:54,680 --> 02:50:56,680
it's like robot chicken

4045
02:50:56,680 --> 02:50:58,680
yeah

4046
02:50:58,680 --> 02:51:02,680
yeah it might even be made by the same people honestly

4047
02:51:02,680 --> 02:51:04,680
oh really

4048
02:51:04,680 --> 02:51:06,680
it might be

4049
02:51:06,680 --> 02:51:08,680
let's see they had

4050
02:51:08,680 --> 02:51:10,680
the first one was

4051
02:51:10,680 --> 02:51:12,680
Charles Manson

4052
02:51:12,680 --> 02:51:14,680
versus Marilyn Manson

4053
02:51:18,680 --> 02:51:20,680
I think Marilyn Manson

4054
02:51:20,680 --> 02:51:22,680
or Charles Manson

4055
02:51:24,680 --> 02:51:26,680
yeah I don't remember who

4056
02:51:26,680 --> 02:51:28,680
wins that one

4057
02:51:28,680 --> 02:51:30,680
it says Marilyn Manson pulls Charles Manson's

4058
02:51:30,680 --> 02:51:32,680
skeleton out through his mouth

4059
02:51:36,680 --> 02:51:38,680
let's see

4060
02:51:38,680 --> 02:51:40,680
then the next that was the pilot

4061
02:51:40,680 --> 02:51:42,680
the next pilot was Kathy Lee Gifford

4062
02:51:42,680 --> 02:51:44,680
versus Howard Stern

4063
02:51:46,680 --> 02:51:48,680
and then

4064
02:51:48,680 --> 02:51:50,680
Pamela Anderson versus RuPaul

4065
02:51:50,680 --> 02:51:52,680
I didn't know that he was

4066
02:51:52,680 --> 02:51:54,680
popular in 1998

4067
02:51:54,680 --> 02:51:56,680
who's that RuPaul

4068
02:51:56,680 --> 02:51:58,680
yeah

4069
02:51:58,680 --> 02:52:00,680
I didn't know he was barely popular now

4070
02:52:00,680 --> 02:52:02,680
I don't know who that is

4071
02:52:02,680 --> 02:52:04,680
he's like this

4072
02:52:06,680 --> 02:52:08,680
is an American drag queen

4073
02:52:10,680 --> 02:52:12,680
but he just goes around

4074
02:52:12,680 --> 02:52:14,680
when he goes around he just looks like normal

4075
02:52:14,680 --> 02:52:16,680
I don't know

4076
02:52:16,680 --> 02:52:18,680
I kind of vaguely remember that one

4077
02:52:18,680 --> 02:52:20,680
Spice Girls

4078
02:52:20,680 --> 02:52:22,680
versus Hanson

4079
02:52:22,680 --> 02:52:24,680
there's another one

4080
02:52:24,680 --> 02:52:26,680
Chris Hanson

4081
02:52:28,680 --> 02:52:30,680
no versus the band

4082
02:52:30,680 --> 02:52:32,680
Hanson the band

4083
02:52:32,680 --> 02:52:34,680
you know

4084
02:52:34,680 --> 02:52:36,680
no

4085
02:52:36,680 --> 02:52:38,680
Hillary Clinton versus

4086
02:52:38,680 --> 02:52:40,680
Monica Lewinsky

4087
02:52:44,680 --> 02:52:46,680
Mariah Carey versus Jim Carey

4088
02:52:46,680 --> 02:52:48,680
Tim Allen

4089
02:52:48,680 --> 02:52:50,680
versus Seinfeld

4090
02:52:50,680 --> 02:52:52,680
Rosie Ardahl

4091
02:52:52,680 --> 02:52:54,680
versus Oprah Winfrey

4092
02:52:56,680 --> 02:52:58,680
yeah

4093
02:52:58,680 --> 02:53:00,680
what else was there

4094
02:53:00,680 --> 02:53:02,680
David Letterman versus Jay Leno

4095
02:53:06,680 --> 02:53:08,680
it's funny they tell you like

4096
02:53:08,680 --> 02:53:10,680
how it ends

4097
02:53:10,680 --> 02:53:12,680
but you don't have to watch an episode it's pretty fucking funny

4098
02:53:12,680 --> 02:53:14,680
yeah what's it called

4099
02:53:14,680 --> 02:53:16,680
Celebrity Deathmatch

4100
02:53:16,680 --> 02:53:18,680
oh yeah

4101
02:53:18,680 --> 02:53:20,680
but uh

4102
02:53:20,680 --> 02:53:22,680
hold on let me see

4103
02:53:22,680 --> 02:53:24,680
let me see who made that

4104
02:53:24,680 --> 02:53:28,680
who made Celebrity Deathmatch

4105
02:53:30,680 --> 02:53:32,680
Eric Fogel

4106
02:53:34,680 --> 02:53:36,680
who made Robot Chicken

4107
02:53:38,680 --> 02:53:40,680
oh that's Seth Green

4108
02:53:40,680 --> 02:53:42,680
oh yeah

4109
02:53:42,680 --> 02:53:44,680
yeah

4110
02:53:44,680 --> 02:53:46,680
yeah but I wonder

4111
02:53:46,680 --> 02:53:48,680
if they had the same

4112
02:53:48,680 --> 02:53:50,680
people who did the claymation

4113
02:53:50,680 --> 02:53:52,680
you know

4114
02:53:52,680 --> 02:53:54,680
yeah

4115
02:53:58,680 --> 02:54:00,680
let me see

4116
02:54:00,680 --> 02:54:02,680
Celebrity Deathmatch

4117
02:54:08,680 --> 02:54:10,680
oh huh

4118
02:54:10,680 --> 02:54:12,680
I guess not there's no connection

4119
02:54:12,680 --> 02:54:14,680
but um

4120
02:54:16,680 --> 02:54:18,680
Russian families alleged soldiers

4121
02:54:18,680 --> 02:54:20,680
were left to fight without ammo and equipment

4122
02:54:20,680 --> 02:54:22,680
well

4123
02:54:22,680 --> 02:54:24,680
I'll tell you one thing

4124
02:54:24,680 --> 02:54:26,680
that would never happen in the United States

4125
02:54:26,680 --> 02:54:28,680
because we don't waste

4126
02:54:28,680 --> 02:54:30,680
an opportunity to uh

4127
02:54:30,680 --> 02:54:32,680
expend some rounds

4128
02:54:32,680 --> 02:54:34,680
yeah

4129
02:54:34,680 --> 02:54:36,680
we also don't fucking uh quarter soldiers

4130
02:54:36,680 --> 02:54:38,680
over here

4131
02:54:38,680 --> 02:54:40,680
cause there's um and uh

4132
02:54:40,680 --> 02:54:42,680
law against that

4133
02:54:42,680 --> 02:54:44,680
because it

4134
02:54:44,680 --> 02:54:46,680
oh yeah that's right it's in the constitution right

4135
02:54:46,680 --> 02:54:48,680
yeah

4136
02:54:48,680 --> 02:54:50,680
no housing of uh soldiers

4137
02:54:50,680 --> 02:54:52,680
do they do that in uh

4138
02:54:52,680 --> 02:54:54,680
Russia

4139
02:54:54,680 --> 02:54:56,680
oh I think uh during wartime

4140
02:54:56,680 --> 02:54:58,680
fucking when you have a fucking dictator

4141
02:54:58,680 --> 02:55:00,680
he can do whatever he wants

4142
02:55:02,680 --> 02:55:04,680
yeah good luck

4143
02:55:04,680 --> 02:55:06,680
I remember we were talking about that

4144
02:55:06,680 --> 02:55:08,680
on one of the podcasts

4145
02:55:08,680 --> 02:55:10,680
there's just like this fat

4146
02:55:10,680 --> 02:55:12,680
American soldier eating all your fucking

4147
02:55:12,680 --> 02:55:14,680
food banging your stepdaughter

4148
02:55:16,680 --> 02:55:18,680
it's like a nightmare

4149
02:55:18,680 --> 02:55:20,680
yeah

4150
02:55:20,680 --> 02:55:22,680
a literal nightmare

4151
02:55:22,680 --> 02:55:24,680
it's like you get your

4152
02:55:24,680 --> 02:55:26,680
stepdaughter pregnant and you gotta fucking pay the bills

4153
02:55:26,680 --> 02:55:28,680
oh yeah like it's like Tyler

4154
02:55:28,680 --> 02:55:30,680
and his fucking

4155
02:55:30,680 --> 02:55:32,680
ex-girlfriend

4156
02:55:32,680 --> 02:55:34,680
and his ex-girlfriend

4157
02:55:34,680 --> 02:55:36,680
yeah remember we were talking about his fucking

4158
02:55:36,680 --> 02:55:38,680
girlfriend's fucking

4159
02:55:38,680 --> 02:55:40,680
stepdad or dad

4160
02:55:40,680 --> 02:55:42,680
oh yeah yeah

4161
02:55:42,680 --> 02:55:44,680
yeah

4162
02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:46,680
except luckily Tyler didn't get her

4163
02:55:46,680 --> 02:55:48,680
pregnant yeah

4164
02:55:50,680 --> 02:55:52,680
yeah that guy was scary

4165
02:55:52,680 --> 02:55:54,680
sounding

4166
02:55:54,680 --> 02:55:56,680
sounds like he wasn't fucking around

4167
02:55:56,680 --> 02:55:58,680
fuck that guy

4168
02:55:58,680 --> 02:56:00,680
oh shit

4169
02:56:00,680 --> 02:56:02,680
uh

4170
02:56:02,680 --> 02:56:04,680
let's see what else we got here

4171
02:56:04,680 --> 02:56:06,680
getting a lot of stuff about

4172
02:56:06,680 --> 02:56:08,680
affirmative action on my feed

4173
02:56:08,680 --> 02:56:10,680
I don't know why

4174
02:56:10,680 --> 02:56:12,680
oh god

4175
02:56:12,680 --> 02:56:14,680
no

4176
02:56:14,680 --> 02:56:16,680
oh no

4177
02:56:16,680 --> 02:56:18,680
oh man

4178
02:56:18,680 --> 02:56:20,680
I actually gotta get up early

4179
02:56:20,680 --> 02:56:22,680
so uh I think I'm gonna go to bed

4180
02:56:22,680 --> 02:56:24,680
but uh

4181
02:56:24,680 --> 02:56:26,680
I might have to tack this one on to the

4182
02:56:26,680 --> 02:56:28,680
next episode

4183
02:56:28,680 --> 02:56:30,680
yeah yeah for sure dude definitely

4184
02:56:30,680 --> 02:56:32,680
we'll uh maybe by then

4185
02:56:32,680 --> 02:56:34,680
I can um

4186
02:56:34,680 --> 02:56:36,680
hold on sorry come back to the

4187
02:56:36,680 --> 02:56:38,680
studio

4188
02:56:38,680 --> 02:56:40,680
here maybe by then I can push

4189
02:56:40,680 --> 02:56:42,680
the update and uh

4190
02:56:42,680 --> 02:56:44,680
we can have the

4191
02:56:44,680 --> 02:56:46,680
you know the new

4192
02:56:46,680 --> 02:56:48,680
stuff in the studio

4193
02:56:48,680 --> 02:56:50,680
yeah yeah it'd be awesome

4194
02:56:50,680 --> 02:56:52,680
yeah for sure dude

4195
02:56:52,680 --> 02:56:54,680
I'm pretty tired as well so uh

4196
02:56:54,680 --> 02:56:56,680
yeah next time

4197
02:56:56,680 --> 02:56:58,680
alright

4198
02:56:58,680 --> 02:57:00,680
well we'll call this uh this

4199
02:57:00,680 --> 02:57:02,680
bonus content

4200
02:57:02,680 --> 02:57:04,680
VR podcast

4201
02:57:04,680 --> 02:57:06,680
yeah for sure

4202
02:57:06,680 --> 02:57:08,680
where you going

4203
02:57:08,680 --> 02:57:10,680
uh I'm gonna go

4204
02:57:10,680 --> 02:57:12,680
I'm gonna go to Maine

4205
02:57:12,680 --> 02:57:14,680
yeah nice

4206
02:57:14,680 --> 02:57:16,680
dude that's hilarious my girlfriend's going to Maine

4207
02:57:16,680 --> 02:57:18,680
on uh Saturday

4208
02:57:18,680 --> 02:57:20,680
nice

4209
02:57:20,680 --> 02:57:22,680
yeah so maybe I'll run into her

4210
02:57:22,680 --> 02:57:24,680
yeah

4211
02:57:24,680 --> 02:57:26,680
so alright bro

4212
02:57:26,680 --> 02:57:28,680
alright bro uh

4213
02:57:28,680 --> 02:57:30,680
like us on Facebook

4214
02:57:30,680 --> 02:57:32,680
and uh email us your tips

4215
02:57:32,680 --> 02:57:34,680
and as always be kind to yourselves

4216
02:57:34,680 --> 02:57:36,680
and each other

4217
02:57:36,680 --> 02:57:38,680
we out

4218
02:57:38,680 --> 02:57:40,680
later

4219
02:57:40,680 --> 02:57:42,680
for all we know robots have souls

4220
02:57:42,680 --> 02:57:44,680
we just don't know if they do or don't

4221
02:57:44,680 --> 02:57:46,680
how do you know

4222
02:57:46,680 --> 02:57:48,680
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot

4223
02:57:48,680 --> 02:57:54,680
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

4224
02:57:54,680 --> 02:57:56,680
yeah

4225
02:57:56,680 --> 02:57:58,680
I'm glad you said that alright what I asked you

4226
02:57:58,680 --> 02:58:00,680
no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole

4227
02:58:00,680 --> 02:58:02,680
yes we are

4228
02:58:02,680 --> 02:58:04,680
there's people out there with some

4229
02:58:04,680 --> 02:58:06,680
really dumb thoughts

4230
02:58:06,680 --> 02:58:08,680
extended episodes

4231
02:58:08,680 --> 02:58:10,680
where the fuck did the skirmish come from

4232
02:58:10,680 --> 02:58:12,680
where the fuck did Stonehenge come from

4233
02:58:12,680 --> 02:58:14,680
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

4234
02:58:14,680 --> 02:58:16,680
ugh they're killing

4235
02:58:16,680 --> 02:58:18,680
they're killing all already born babies

4236
02:58:18,680 --> 02:58:20,680
and sell them to the Chinese

4237
02:58:20,680 --> 02:58:22,680
aliens exist

4238
02:58:22,680 --> 02:58:24,680
somewhere in China

4239
02:58:24,680 --> 02:58:26,680
alright in some days

4240
02:58:26,680 --> 02:58:28,680
there are super soldiers that are

4241
02:58:28,680 --> 02:58:30,680
at least 9 or 10 feet tall

4242
02:58:30,680 --> 02:58:32,680
ok I'm talking about the Saotron

4243
02:58:32,680 --> 02:58:34,680
they have dread and they are super soldiers

4244
02:58:34,680 --> 02:58:36,680
then they are extraterrestrials

4245
02:58:36,680 --> 02:58:38,680
they are aliens

4246
02:58:38,680 --> 02:58:40,680
I do not negotiate with them

4247
02:58:40,680 --> 02:58:42,680
what a fucking disaster

4248
02:58:42,680 --> 02:58:44,680
what

4249
02:58:44,680 --> 02:58:46,680
ROOOOAAAARRR

4250
02:58:46,680 --> 02:58:48,680
ROOOOAAARRRRR

4251
02:58:48,680 --> 02:58:50,680
ROOOOAAARRR

4252
02:58:50,680 --> 02:58:52,680
ROOOOAAARRR

4253
02:58:52,680 --> 02:58:54,680
we gotta go to the fucking moon

4254
02:58:54,680 --> 02:58:56,680
because JMK

4255
02:58:56,680 --> 02:58:58,680
got assassinated by the fucking

4256
02:58:58,680 --> 02:59:00,680
government he got killed

4257
02:59:00,680 --> 02:59:02,680
but he said I hate JMK

4258
02:59:02,680 --> 02:59:04,680
was killed by the government

4259
02:59:04,680 --> 02:59:06,680
before my eyes while holding their

4260
02:59:06,680 --> 02:59:08,680
pulse feel them die of this

4261
02:59:08,680 --> 02:59:10,680
virus you feel bump bump

4262
02:59:10,680 --> 02:59:12,680
bump BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

4263
02:59:12,680 --> 02:59:14,680
they're fucking gone I've seen it happen

4264
02:59:14,680 --> 02:59:16,680
I think that the government has

4265
02:59:16,680 --> 02:59:18,680
taken it to the next level

4266
02:59:18,680 --> 02:59:19,680
with the birds.

4267
02:59:19,680 --> 02:59:27,620
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to

4268
02:59:27,620 --> 02:59:30,420
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.

4269
02:59:30,420 --> 02:59:34,300
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker

4270
02:59:34,300 --> 02:59:37,140
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

4271
02:59:37,140 --> 02:59:40,300
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their

4272
02:59:40,300 --> 02:59:43,820
technology makes it down to silicon-bio.

4273
02:59:43,820 --> 02:59:46,580
Which by the way, big brother, is the Overlord Kibble.

4274
02:59:46,580 --> 02:59:53,580
We're only living in the third dimension.

4275
03:00:16,580 --> 03:00:23,580
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?

4276
03:00:23,580 --> 03:00:28,580
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

4277
03:00:28,580 --> 03:00:31,580
Okay, look it up.

4278
03:00:31,580 --> 03:00:32,580
Look it up.

4279
03:00:32,580 --> 03:00:35,580
He says that he was doing this shit.

4280
03:00:35,580 --> 03:00:38,580
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.

4281
03:00:38,580 --> 03:00:41,580
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

4282
03:00:41,580 --> 03:00:44,580
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

4283
03:00:44,580 --> 03:00:47,580
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?

4284
03:00:47,580 --> 03:00:49,580
He's not fucking doing this shit.

4285
03:00:49,580 --> 03:00:51,580
George Soros is fucking evil.

4286
03:00:51,580 --> 03:00:53,580
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

4287
03:00:53,580 --> 03:00:56,580
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

4288
03:00:56,580 --> 03:00:58,580
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

4289
03:00:58,580 --> 03:00:59,580
Everybody likes Donald Trump.

4290
03:00:59,580 --> 03:01:01,580
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

4291
03:01:01,580 --> 03:01:02,580
Love Trump, right?

4292
03:01:02,580 --> 03:01:03,580
Love Trump.

4293
03:01:03,580 --> 03:01:05,580
He's not the actual fucking leader.

4294
03:01:05,580 --> 03:01:09,580
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

4295
03:01:09,580 --> 03:01:10,580
It's everyone out there.

4296
03:01:10,580 --> 03:01:11,580
Everybody says Trump.

4297
03:01:11,580 --> 03:01:16,580
Everybody says Elon Musk is so cool.

4298
03:01:16,580 --> 03:01:18,580
He made like a place for him.

4299
03:01:18,580 --> 03:01:20,580
The actual government is trying.

4300
03:01:20,580 --> 03:01:24,580
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

4301
03:01:24,580 --> 03:01:26,580
are actually the ones that are fucking the Holm.

4302
03:01:26,580 --> 03:01:29,580
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates.

4303
03:01:29,580 --> 03:01:42,580
He's fucking off.